The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 12/03/07

1:006-0-2. Montel Williams has issued an apology after threatening to, quote, blow up a high school girl who was working as an intern for a newspaper. LT has a huge game rush for 177 yards and two touchdowns as the Chargers beat the Chiefs 24-10. B-Dub has the strongest fantasy football team I think I've ever seen ever playing. Guys got LT, Adrian Peterson, Randy Moss, It's a strong fantasy football team. He's rocking up some points. He didn't play Adrian Peterson yesterday. Don't forget that he traded Tom Brady. That's right. He had Tom Brady. That's right. And Rob cried about it and he traded him. That is true. Rob did cry about it and he traded him to Rob. And then in the parking lot that night at the draft, Rob was still lamenting about it. At that point, he had Tom Brady in his possession.

2:04But he was still lamenting to me in the parking lot that night at the fantasy football draft about how he didn't get Tom Brady initially. I was out of control. Rob, what is your, like, what's your standing in the fantasy football league? Oh, I don't know. We're up there. You don't know, huh? We're up there? Doesn't have a clue. Who did you play this weekend? We got to ask that. I'm just the backer of everything. This guy's hitting the game, Mike. Eddie, he doesn't know who they played? No. He doesn't know what his own record is? No. Are you going to make the playoffs, Rob? We're hoping. Oh, my gosh. I got hopes high, Mike. Awesome! I'll tell you that. I let Zeph do everything. I kind of checked out. So last year of fantasy football, huh? Yeah. Last year, huh?

3:06Not going to do it again? No. First time, last time, Mike. Idiot. All set. Same thing with Bromo. Bromo tried fantasy football last year for the first time. Didn't do anything throughout the course of the season and then gave up on it. Never to be heard from again. You would expect that from him. That's true. Not from B-Rob. Guy's a sports fan. He's got Tom Brady on his team. Still, he's not interested. He's just not interested. Well, welcome to the show. Let's get this thing started. Let's get this party started. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I am 37 years old, and I live here in San Diego, my favorite city in all of the U.S. Thank you. I love San Diego. Was it beautiful yesterday? Yeah. It was beautiful. The weather was perfect. This is beautiful. I said, man, this is what makes me really...

4:10Appreciate living here more than any other place. It's so nice. Eddie's our producer. Our sports guy is 34. And Eddie had a heck of a weekend. I want to dive into that in a second. Sky is our news girl. She didn't have much going on. No. Quiet weekend. It was a good day for pulling weeds yesterday, though. Were you? Yeah. The sun was out. The ground was soft. Perfect. My name's Sky. What's happening? Was it cold? No, it was nice and warm out yesterday. The sun was shining, but the ground was soft, so the weeds came out real nice. The day before, it was kind of chilly, didn't it? Yeah. You know what I mean? Saturday, it was kind of cold in San Diego. Sean is our sound effects guy. Hi. He's 37, and he's very tall. What can I tell you? Sean is a tall guy. How tall are you, Sean? About 6'3". There you go. And he is a very wise man. Intelligent guy. Ashley is our assistant producer. And she's doing classy again today. She was doing classy on Friday. She's doing classy today. Looks great. Yeah, she looks like an executive. She's working at an executive's office. Right. You know what I mean? She's taking the minutes. Nice. That girl in there, I'm sure, owns a BlackBerry and sends documents from it all the time. Receives documents.

5:34Needs to check documents. Love Blackberry. That's right. And has the latest version of Adobe Acrobat downloaded on her computer. Always has to. Has to be the latest version of Adobe Acrobat. Yes. Has a reminder set. Definitely. Update Adobe Acrobat. She's 24. She is our assistant producer. She's got blonde hair. Went to San Diego State University. A university, which, by the way, according to the Union Tribune this morning, is on the rise. Like, more people are wanting to go to that San Diego State than ever before, right? Yeah! Oh, yeah. They say that the applications this year are already up 11% over last year. I wonder why. Let's see. Obviously, it's a lot cheaper to go there than to go to UCSD. Of course, San Diego has the sun, the surf, the sand. Everybody loves that. And there's some nationally ranked programs like their business, psychology, and stuff like that. I'm a cynic. Why? I'm a cynic, so I go, oh, they want to go there because they think it's a party school. It's getting more of a route. Like maybe the party school reputation is helping. Maybe. I'm cynical.

6:52like that i don't know i gotta see the teachers there were amazing like every teacher i had was so good that's ashley she went to san diego state can anybody play football i know it man right what's up with that is it really bad oh no not so good those aztecs don't play football that good no no i'm sure they beat up on byu though didn't they no No, opposite. They did not beat up on BYU? No. No. It was the opposite of beating up. Yeah. No. He said no. Yeah. Boston Rob is our phone screener, professional fantasy football player. Thank you. He's in a joint venture with Zethi and Oates. He's like the silent partner. That's right. Very silent. Emphasis on the silent. He's like a mute partner. Kind of like his radio career. Well, exactly. Rob is 24 years of age. Excuse me, 25 years of age. And spent the weekend taking care of his girlfriend who was ill. What does she got? I think she got bronchitis. If you brought that term in here. You better not have. You know that would make me crazy.

8:15I think I got my son sick. First of all, I got a whole thing on that, by the way. I got a whole thing on that. I am so different. I'm changing all the time. Wait till you hear about this. Oh, no. Latest. Oh, no. And then Zethia Notes is the seventh member of the Mikey Show. Youngest guy on the show. He's 22 years old. Aw, just a baby. That's right. He's real tall. How tall are you, Zeth? Just about 6'3". 6'3". And he is a, let me tell you, inside, lovable, and sensitive. Outside, hard, and mean. Don't judge a book by its cover. Right. But I'll tell you what, I am changing in my beliefs and my stuff and everything. Really? I'm telling you, I believe, like you guys know me, always sick. I get sick. All the time I get sick. I haven't been sick. since the day I bought those Centrums at Costco. That's what I'm talking about. Now, this is what I read in Newsweek. If I read it in Newsweek, it's real. Right. Of course. If Sky tells me about echinacea or whatever, I'm like, you're a hippie. Right. Go hug a tree, lady. I read something in Newsweek, I'm like, oh, Sky, you're so brilliant. But here's what Newsweek said in this article about germs. They just had this thing about germs, Sean. And they were saying that that Purell we stick on our hands is not always the greatest thing.

9:36And the reason that it isn't is because our bodies need the germs. Our bodies actually need the germs. That is a lie. That is not a lie, Sean. That is a true and realistic scientific fact. Why do you lie lying around? Oh, no. You've upset him. Yeah, he's getting worked up, Mike. So here's what the article said. The article said that when we eat food, our body takes the vitamins out of the food, and those vitamins are turned into the white blood cells. that kill off, that fight off stuff when we're starting to get sick. That make sense? Mm-hmm. And the rest of it turns to doo-doo, we get rid of it. Oh, okay, thank you. Now, I'm taking those vitamins. I'm getting vitamins I probably wasn't getting from Big Macs. Yep. And I'm not eating the Big Macs anymore. I'm trying to eat the healthy Macs now. Yeah, I've noticed. And so, and I'm climbing little hills and I'm doing stuff. Well, I'm not getting sick, but I can tell it's like this.

10:39It's as if someone came into the house, and they didn't do number two, but they may have passed gas, and that's the way my body is right now with this illness. It's not a number two, but somebody farted. I'm being honest with you. It's just a very interesting analogy. I'm just being real honest with you. I would have picked a different one. I can tell that my body right now has been trying to catch a cold, but I'm not relenting, and I won't. Do it. Those white blood cells are working. Yeah. And so I have stayed healthy for an inordinate amount of time. My wife has been sick. My son has been sick. My mother's been sick. My father's been sick. I've stayed healthy through it all. Nice. Now, the other day, I was in this moment where I had the scratchy throat and the little congestion, but it wasn't that bad. And I was feeding Jake. And without even thinking about it, I took his raisins like I always do, and I bit him in half and gave him to him. Oh, yeah. And now little dude's got a cough. And I feel like a monster, you know? And I just wasn't thinking, you know? But I think I may have given him the cold. He's got hair like Clooney, Jake. Clooney? Mm-hmm. That's cool. 15 months old in a few days. And today is my beautiful wife's birthday. Have a birthday! That's right. Today, Rebecca is 32 years of age. When I first met her, she was 22. She's just a baby. Hi.

12:10And now she's a mom and all that stuff. She's prettier. I think she's prettier now than when I first met her. And I'm not saying that because she's asleep right now. I'm telling you, she's asleep. But she's real pretty, that Rebecca. I think she's a beautiful woman. Gorgeous. So for her birthday, she wanted to have her first night away from Jake. Oh, wow. First time ever. Jake's going to be 15 months old on the 9th. And so she wanted her first weekend away. So we went to La Costa Resort to spend the night. Nice. We check into the room and the room smells kind of funny. The room smells weird. And Rebecca notices it but doesn't say anything. And then when she does say something about it, she says something about it because I go, does it smell funny in here? She goes, yeah. I go, it smells bad, right? And she said, yeah. And it was like certain parts of the room that you would walk to, you'd smell it. And so it was bad. Well, we were getting ready to go out and I got into the shower and I turned the shower on. And when you had the shower all the way over to hot, it was like just barely warm. And so I'm like, oh man. So we call the front desk and we tell them, we asked them if they could fix it because we're on our way to dinner on the property.

13:36And they say, sure, they'll do it while we're gone. Well, while we're walking there, it's cold. We're walking. That was the night it was cold. And I was wearing a bikini to dinner, so I was extra cold. Again? Again. So we're walking to dinner. We're discussing it. We say, you know what? This is our one night to do this. We should just switch rooms because we want it to be a nice experience, right? Totally. And so I said, okay, well, when we get to the front desk, when we're going to go have dinner, I'll tell them. So I do. And they give us new keys. At dinner, we're discussing how this is going to go down. Now, let me tell you what the person at the front desk said to do. The person at the front desk says, on your way back to your room, tell the valet guy that you're switching rooms and they'll come pick up your stuff and take it to your new room. And I said, that's great. I said, that's a great idea. So I'm telling Rebecca this story and I say to her, it's an even better idea because I want to follow him to the room.

14:36because it's in a different place. It's close to ours, but it's in a different building. And it's nighttime, and these grounds are gigantic, and I don't want to get lost. And she goes, we don't need to do that. And I said, are you sure? And she says, yeah, I can find it. And in marriage, you kind of realize this. There are certain things your partners are good at, and there are certain things you're not good at. Direction is something that I'm actually pretty good at. And I'm a little gray as to where Rebecca is. Even though we've been married a few years, I'm a little gray on it. But I go, okay. I said, are you sure? And she goes, yeah, I'll find it. And so I illustrate to her, as you guys have seen me do before. I go, okay, honey, but I don't want to be doing this. I think it's, wait a minute, or do we? And she kind of rolls the eyes a little bit. And goes, it won't be like that. I'll find it. I go, okay. And I kind of got the little cold thing working, so I just want to get there and boom, out to the next room. So we set out after dinner to go to our room and switch. She says before we get there, why don't we check the room and make sure that the room is good and that it doesn't stink so that we're not doing something for... Great idea. Guys, this is exactly the way it goes down.

16:03The elevator opens. She walks out and she goes like this. She's got her finger to her mouth and she goes, okay. And we start walking left or right. She goes, no, that's not it. I mean exactly the way. And so she walks the other direction and she's kind of looking and she sees some stairs and she goes, it's this way. Walks down the stairs, realizes dead end. Comes back up the stairs, walks into the hallway, goes left down the hallway, walks about. 25 yards goes, no. No. She's lost. Oh, no. And I go, babe. This is marriage. This is marriage. We've all been there. And I go, babe. I go, I told you. And she goes, shh, there's people. And these people come around the corner. And I go, stop yelling at me at the top of your lungs. So we finally make it to the room that we're going to.

17:09And when we walk in the room, there's a 12-pack of Pepsi, there's a couple of unopened peanuts jars, and there's a can of chicken noodle soup with a note on it that says, keep noodling me. What? Bonus. Are you kidding me? I don't think so. What? And I go, I don't think that's for us. So I blew my brains out. Wait. No, I don't know. Keep noodling me. So I called the front desk and I said, hi, this is Mr. Esparza. We just arrived to our new room and there's a 12-pack of Pepsi, some unopened nuts, and a can of chicken noodle soup that says, keep noodling me. And the guy says, yes, sir, that is intended for a VIP that is going to be checking into that room tomorrow. And I said, okay. Oh, those ding-dongs, too. Then I'm in. And he said, we'll send somebody to the room to pick that up. And I go, oh, we were right about to crawl into bed. Sorry, sir, we've got to pick those items up. Those were some things that were left behind.

18:33So, we put him outside and a guy that looked just like Benicio Del Toro came and picked him up. That's scary. So, that was our weekend. Wow. Yikes. Oh, I want to know what that note means. Who's it for? Yes. I want to know everything about those people. What did that note mean? And you know what it was? It was on La Costa Resort letterhead, which means that whoever planned it had to tell the people there. Can you write this? Right. Did these people meet over a bowl of soup? Mm-hmm. Like, how did the... Mm-hmm. It's got to be some kind of inside joke. Is she a noodle maker? I would be so embarrassed to say... I don't know, Eddie. ...to the people at La Costa Resort, yeah, can you put on there, keep noodling me? That's a good one. So weird. Oh, man. 570-1053 is our phone number if you want to give us a call and talk about anything you want. Anybody put up... Any Christmas stuff this weekend or do anything Christmassy? Did everything. Eddie, you did everything? Yeah. Not at all. Put up all our decorations. Tree's done. Man, Eddie. Everything's done. What are you doing the ball? Did you do it with your wife? Yeah. Wow. It's our favorite thing in the world. Do you put Christmas music on when you do it? In fact, I brought in for you and the crew here the greatest Christmas CD of all time. It's a mix? It is a mix of all of those.

19:59Rankin Bass, Peanuts, everything. Let's put it in right now. Christmas special. Really? Songs. Ooh, ooh, ooh. And they're the originals. Oh, oh, oh. Not no lame-ass, you know, question. Remix version. That's what I'm saying. That would be lame. My question is, can people buy this? No. No. No. Made it myself. Oh, wow. It's comedy. Dude. You did not. Watch out. You're the best. Is that weird? No, not at all. Thank you. Weird and cool at the same time. Oh, the best is what it is. Give me one of your favorites. Give me a break. Sad Claus is coming to town. There's plenty of anything from that, anything from that, Diddy. Oh, man, dude. Tell me which track. I know how Eddie gets so into Christmas. Like, out of anyone on the show. He's the last person I would have ever expected. To make his own mix. CD of the songs from Christmas cartoons. I really am a mean and despicable creature at heart, you know. Burger Meister, Meister Burger. It's so difficult to really change. Difficult? Why, look here. Changing from bag to goods is as easy as taking your first step. You don't need to do that. That is dancing. That is the best topper. It's the penguin. Of course, cut four is a good one.

21:47What's cut for? You got Frosty the Snowman performed, of course, by Jimmy Durante, who narrated Frosty the Snowman. All right. Cool. That's awesome. Can't wait. Yeah, me too, except for the CD players that we use here at our channel. Yeah. Are from 1991. It's a mom and pop. Good point. Good point. Maybe we can get some donations for a new CD player. I mean, are you kidding me with this thing? Do you want me to play it from my studio? Do you have it? I can play it from my studio. Forget it. I mean, this is taking too long. Do you have it right this second? Or do you have to take it in there, put it in, play it? No, I'd have to take it in, but I can pop it up real quick. Oh, jeez. Screw it. Clear Channel just ruined Christmas. Come get it. We got Holly Jolly Christmas, but we're alive. Wow, wow. Clear Channel equals Scrooge. Oh, yikes. Yeah, but... Oh, I can't believe it. We're alive. That's what I'm saying. That's like having a typewriter in here. Do you know that I've offered to buy my own equipment to put in? Like, can I buy a $99 CD player or $45 CD player? I got a disc, man. Skye. There you go. This is cut form, right? Happy birthday! Thank you for playing that. Anything from Charlie Brown Christmas or Rudolph? Let me know.

23:37We got all that stuff. We'll let you know, Eddie. Grinch. We'll be in touch. Little Drummer Boy, of course. Muppet Family Christmas. How about that? You're the best. Yeah. Let's take some phone calls. Mikey Show, hello. First of all, happy birthday to your wife. Second of all, it's my 21st birthday today. How about that? What are you going to do? That's a big birthday. I'm sorry, what? What are you going to do? Because that's a big birthday. I know, and first of all, I'm sick. That sucks. So I have a really bad cold, but we're going to go to Benihana's and then go down to the gas lamp in San Diego. There you go. Very nice. You guys have a good day, and thank you. All right, happy birthday. Thank you. Happy birthday. Hey, listen to this. This was from yesterday's game in Kansas City. Cut 55. Rush coming in. Hand off to LT. Goes right up the middle to the 20. Angles right. 15, 10, 5, and...

24:41Winzone! Touchdown, San Diego! It's hard to win in Kansas City, and the Chargers did it. It was a windy, blustery day there, too. And it looks like that defense has really figured it out. Oh, well, they finally decide, well, you know, we got two real good linebackers. Maybe we should let them rush the passer. That's a good idea. Man, the Shons went off yesterday. That was awesome. They did. They were pretty good. That's what should have been happening all year, though. I know it. What is the deal, you think? I don't know, man. I don't know. Hey, Evel Knievel died. If you didn't hear. He died on Friday, right? Yeah, Friday. He's 69 years old at his home. Was he jumping Snake Canyon again? In Florida. No. I guess he's been sick for a while. He had a liver transplant back in 99. He got Hep C. Oh, did he really? Yeah, from a blood transfusion from one of his many, you know, accidents he had back in the day. This is Evel Knievel, while sick in the hospital, later in life, talking about his career. Cut four. Better take a chance at the chance. That's really sad at that point. I think they were keeping him in a shoebox. Oh, wow. Which is really sad. You can hear that he's inside the shoebox. Since the poor acoustics. Mm-hmm. It's not very humane. Mm-hmm.

26:23Cut one. My name is Evel Knievel. I'm a professional daredevil. You sure are. Yeah. You sure are, dude. Get it. Guy tried to jump over a canyon. Bad idea. Yeah, didn't work out. Right from the very beginning. Yeah. Bad idea. But it sure did get some ratings. People like to watch him do all that crazy stuff. My brother had an Evel Knievel toy that was him on a bike, and you wound it up, you twisted it like a jack-in-the-box, and then you pressed the button, and there, Evil Knievel toy would go, whizzing away off the little toy, breaking into other items in the house. I bet your parents loved that. That was really great. It was really, really great. P1 Jack. Yes, sir. What's going on? Hey, man, I was just wanting to know, Eddie, I was totally stoked to hear that mix that you had put together. Is there a place where I can get my hands on it? Just sell it, bro. Yeah. You know, I could start making copies, I guess. That's right.

27:23It's awesome. You know what we should do? We should have a bunch of copies made, and that'll be a prize we give away this week. Whatever you win, we'll also throw in a copy of Eddie's Christmas Mixtape. That'd be awesome. That'd be awesome, dude. I want one. Totally. All right, Jack, thanks. Hang on a minute. Why don't we get your name, and we'll give you a copy. Hang on, all right? All right, thank you. Hang on the line. I wonder if we're allowed to do that. I don't know. Whatever. I think as long as you don't sell it. You're probably all right. We'll give it. We'll give it away. P1 Danny. Hey, this is P1 Danny. What's going on? I just wanted to tell you guys about my Christmas story, my Christmas event yesterday. What happened? We went out. My girlfriend and I, we've been living with each other for a little bit now, and we decided that we were going to do the Christmas tree thing. And it's the first year I've ever done the Christmas tree thing. And we go out, and it's raining. It was Saturday, and it was raining. Coming down, and we're looking for a Christmas tree at, you know, a Home Depot. We finally find a Christmas tree that we like. We bring it home. She gets all of her ornaments out. I mean, dude, she's got, like, 150 ornaments in, like, a ton of boxes. Yeah. So we get them all out, and we're hanging them all up, and we get the tinsel up, and we wrap the lights and everything. I've already put the tree stand. We've had it in water, you know, and we put this little additive, you know.

28:49to make the tree last longer. Good idea. We're all done, right? Yeah. My girlfriend's like, well, babe, we need to clean up the apartment because we're going to have people coming over. I said, babe, we should just relax for a minute. We've been working hard on this Christmas tree thing. I just want to calm down and relax. Yeah, chill out. As soon as I said that, as soon as I said that, I didn't even get the last words out. The Christmas tree comes falling over. Oh, no. Oh, no. What happened? What went wrong? I blame myself. She kept on telling me not to blame me. Don't blame myself. I set up the Christmas tree in the stand, and we bought this $6 little Christmas tree. And it wasn't balanced right. You get what you pay for. I know. Well, it is your fault, dude. Oh, come on. Oh, absolutely it is. Sean. Yeah, well, Sean, that's not very nice. This poor guy, he didn't realize what he was doing. It's not very nice, but it's very true. Okay. You ruined her Christmas, bro. Oh, daddy. I felt so bad, man. I felt so bad because, like, all these ornaments her mom had been buying her, like, every year on her birthday. Oh, can you imagine? That's brutal.

30:10So, like, there was, like, a hundred, and these are the cheap ones. These are, like, a Hallmark one. Oh, no. How did she react to it? Oh, she, like, she just, her holiday spirit looked like it went from, like, a ten to, like, a three. She didn't cry, though, right? So bad. Did she cry or no? She did not cry. Well, you're lucky. I mean, and to tell you the truth, I mean, we're just now trying to, like, we're not sure if she might be actually having my new, my, my. my baby. Oh, wow. Look at you guys. Raspers. I was trying to, you know, give her a good Christmas to cheer her up because she's nervous about all this and this happened and it just, she let go, dude. Wow. Well, hopefully you can go get yourself a new Christmas tree holder and fix that sucker. Thanks for the call, dude. I appreciate it. Aww. I bet a lot of people have stories like that. I was watching NBC 739 over the weekend and they were showing Christmas trees and they got these new stands that are really, really cool. What you do is you stick the tree in there and you turn the screws like on the normal one, each four direction. But then it has a pedal that you press and you can take the tree, press the pedal with your foot and like move it left, right, forward, back and like get it exactly where you want and then release the pedal and it sticks there. Oh, that's great. Yeah, because you know how everybody always goes little to the rough, little to the right. One person's under there. Exactly. So this will get it all perfect for you. Now we got a lot of stuff. Eddie said before we started the show.

31:38that he had a weird dream slash ghost story that I want to hear about bad. That's crazy, man. So I want to talk about that. I found out through an email that Ashley and Zeth went to see that guy Josh, the winner of Winter Plug All that came in the studio and played his acoustic guitar. They went and saw him, so I want to ask about that, see how that was. Plus, we have a full show going on for you today. Sean Merriman will be on the program today. We're going to do something called the Dumb Chick Challenge today. Awesome! We're going to finally get to that email of the wife that says that she will not allow her husband to see her naked. We got so many things on the show for you today. Plus, today is the first day that Katie Darrow will be on the show from TMZ talking about all the stuff. that's happening over the weekend as far as gossip is concerned. So we'll get to that coming up. And, of course, your phone call is 570-1053. And don't forget, Thursday, Eddie and B-Rob are going to be at Poway Bowl, right? You can come out. Yes, field trip. The whole show is a field trip. Awesome. Come out and see us. The Mikey Show Stand-Up Spotlight. 5-3. I think the big story this year was global warming.

33:08People are actually beginning to realize that there really is global warming. It means really for us that we finally have achieved the intelligence of polar bears who actually get it because the ice there melts and they can't get home. Unbelievable to me. But President Bush... said that he now believes there's global warming. And as a result, I'm not sure anymore. I love you, Michael. I love you too. What are you even talking about? The Mikey Show. Rock 105.3. Superbad on DVD and Blu-ray December 4th. Wait, you changed your name to McLovin? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer? From the guys who brought you the 40-year-old virgin and knocked up. An uproarious and touching picture. McLovin? I'm like a sexy hamburger. I'm McLovin. What? Two-disc extended edition DVD and Blu-ray. Nice! Includes more movie and over two hours of special features. Looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my entire life. Own Superbad, the funniest movie of the year. On two-disc DVD and Blu-ray high def December 4th.

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39:28Just the name of this artist. Welcome back. It is 640. An Oceanside man is facing up to 20 years in prison for faking cancer to get time off work. The Washington Redskins lost an emotional game versus the Bills when head coach Joe Gibbs forgot the rules. So, Eddie, what was your weird dream, man? What was your weird dream over the weekend, your ghost story? Okay. Wow. This is crazy, man. My family's been kind of going through a little bit of family drama. Not really with me, but with my mom and her brother and my aunts and uncles. They've been kind of arguing and going through this weird drama. And I know about it and stuff. And it's been kind of weighing on me with the holidays coming up. Well, fall asleep Saturday night and have this dream where I see my grandma.

40:38on on my mom's side who you know passed away and i and i've i see her and i kind of freak out and i tell my mom and my aunts and uncle you know i see her and all of a sudden my mom i look over at the computer at my mom's house and on the computer screen comes up like words and spanish because she spoke spanish and only my mom can speak spanish in our family so i said mom i think she's trying to communicate with you and you know i woke up and i'm kind of like freaked out a little bit now to understand the dream in the dream you you see her yeah i see her and and when you're seeing her you're also in the room with your mom yeah and so you're i tell them that i saw her and they don't see her they don't see her and so and then the computer thing computer turns on and all of a sudden words start coming up in spanish and she's reading them and all this stuff's happening so i wake up and i'm kind of freaked out and

41:35In our bedroom, I can see where our office is, where my home computer is, and my monitor is set to be on that timer where it turns itself off, and you have to move the mouse or hit a key for it to come back on. For no reason at all, the monitor in my office just comes on. Oh, wow. You have to move something. You have to move a mouse or touch the key to have it turn on, and nothing. was you know happening it was the middle of the night did your heart dude i got so scared and so freaked out like i didn't sleep really the rest of the night i was just like wow that was scary oh that because like i dreamt it and then it like my computer just turns on for no reason

42:23And everybody knows that feeling when you go, whoa, you're scared. Oh, dude, I was so scared. Well, and since your grandma passed, you've had a lot of vivid dreams about her coming to you. Yeah, that's my other grandma. Oh, it's the other grandma. That's my other grandma. But this grandma I had a really close relationship with, and it's just weird. It was really strange. What was the stuff in Spanish? I don't know. I don't speak Spanish. I know, but in the dream, did your mom and children read it? She read it, but she didn't say it out loud. Really? Yeah. And I was thinking about it all night, and I'm like, is she telling me that she doesn't want them fighting anymore? Or like... What's happening? All these things were in my head. And I had to calm myself down. Like, dude, even if she is speaking to you, it's not scary. No, it's not. But I was so freaked out that my computer turned on after dreaming that she was trying to communicate through the computer. It was crazy. You should try to communicate back. No, thank you. You're a medium. I'm good. I'm not a medium.

43:27Now, yeah, would it scare you to try to do that? You have no interest in that. Why? I'm scared. It's your grandma. I know, but I'm scared. What's she going to do? Nothing, but she's passed on. Please. Yeah, it freaks him out. He doesn't want to deal with it. That's crazy. He didn't want to talk to her. He says, listen, your time on Earth was the time I talked to you. I don't want to talk to you now. I tried to summon her. No. No, no. Oh, come on. Totally. Not me, man. Like, what up? What do you want? Not me. What up? What can I do for you? He told me. Next thing you know, Cecilia's walking through the door. I talk to her every day. Constantly doing things for her. So, Senator Larry Craig is now denying new sex allegations. He says, well, let's ask him. He's here now. Let me ask you a question, Senator Larry Craig. Are you, in fact, gay? Senator Larry Craig. Well, there's been a lot of talk about it. I am not gay. I never have been gay. Okay, fine. Oh, wow. Wow. All I'm saying is that there are now four nude dudes that say the opposite. I am not gay. I never have been gay. Four? Yeah.

44:38Four new guys. Or separate men claim they either had sex with Senator Larry Craig or else he made sexual advances to them. These stories go all the way back to 1980 is the earliest one. He is a gay man. But for the record, there is no physical evidence to back any of that up, but I don't know. I had a thought. I was like, maybe the reason that they're doing it is because they're like, well, you know, if it's a lie, he'll sue us. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Kind of like Barry Bonds. Right. So if it was a lie, he'll sue. I would. Hey, let me tell you something. If a newspaper printed that I got it on with four dudes, I'm suing. Oh, definitely. I'm saying that's not true and you're done. Right. Sounds gay. Yeah. He denies the claims but has not made any mention of a lawsuit. He did, however, call a local radio station and request the Bee Gees, you should be dancing. No. I can't write.

45:38Which I think is almost guilty. It's almost like an admission. I am not gay. I never have been gay. He denied it wearing pink satin dolphin shorts. It's a good look. It's hard to deny when you're wearing pink satin dolphin shorts. For instance, I'm wearing them now. It's hard to deny. What are you going to do? You got on the pink satin dolphin shorts. You know how you're gay? You're wearing pink satin dolphin shorts? Yes. Even if you're a chick, you're gay, you're wearing that. Hey, listen, I'm sorry. The Bee Gees are catching music. What are you going to do? See what I'm saying? God makes up for stuff. He goes, okay, your name's Maurice, but you can sing good. How can you not like that? Thank you very much. Britney Spears turned 26 years old yesterday. I know.

47:11I'm just saying she turned 26. That's all. Leave Britney Spears alone right now. I'm not trying to say anything bad about her. I'm just happy birthday. Her and my wife are not similar, yet they're born a day apart. What did she do to celebrate her birthday? Went out Saturday night, partied in L.A. with her usual hanger-on-er crowd of people. I'm drunk. And then Paris Hilton accompanied her into the party where all the paparazzi was outside. And then they say as soon as she got inside, Paris Hilton bolted. And then later that night, Britney was partying on the balcony of a room at the Four Seasons. And the paparazzi, of course, were outside shooting the whole thing. And Paris, again, showed up for that photo op and then took off again. Holy cow. Yeah, so. That's weird. Yep. So Paul Stanley, who's the lead singer of the band Kiss, Apparently got really upset at a guy in the audience that had a laser pointer. This is stuff that's just making it to YouTube. Nice. I like to give you the good YouTube stuff. Yeah. Cut 12. Hey, you laser right over there. Bring that guy up here with the laser. Come here, schmuck. Who's got the laser over here? He's got the acorn on his ass. Yeah, throw him off. The one with the white t-shirt, right? If you bring the laser out one more time, listen to me. Hey, schmuck.

48:44Take the link around one more time. I'll put it right up your ass. That's hysterical. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's hysterical. You know, I think, honestly, my favorite part of that is him reverting back to his Jew roots. Hey, schmuck over here. Hey, you schmuck over here. What are you doing over here? Hey, Gene, grab that guy with your tongue. I'll go kafelta fish on you. You schmutz with the pointer over here. All right, quick timeout. We got a lot of show to do today. Montel Williams threatened a female high school student. I'll tell you why and what it's all about next. This is the Mikey Show. So you're the guy who pooped in my tuba. 5-3.

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52:19What do they text about? You know, just like where the food is and all that. Yeah. Like where the getting's good. Well, you know, from what I understand, great whites are notoriously cheap. Uh-huh. And so they don't like paying for the text. I don't blame them. Kind of stereotype, but... Well... I don't blame them, though. Yeah. I mean, listen. A lot of people say about stereotypes, where there's smoke, there's fire. Listen, it's just statistically true. What Eddie is saying isn't necessarily fishist. It's just that what he's saying is statistically true. There's nothing wrong with being frugal. Great white sharks are very cheap. Yeah, and they use that dollar menu like crazy. That's good. That's good stuff, man. Yeah, what's the deal with the dollar menu with cricket? Well, it's great right now. I mean, you can get an awesome Cricut plan with unlimited texting, unlimited minutes for just $25, but then they have this dollar menu where you can add on, just for a buck, different things to different plans. Like, depending on what plan you have, you can add on unlimited texting to Mexico for a buck, unlimited mobile web for a buck. It's a great deal. Yeah, so no matter if you're a great white shark or a human being that likes to save money, Cricut Wireless is for you.

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57:31Navigon is the only GPS device with free lifetime traffic that works out of the box. Call work. Tell them you're running a little early. Check it out at experiencenavigon.com. It's the Mikey Show. Featuring Mikey. I am insecure about being short and fat and Mexican and bald. I am not a doctor, but I will speak on this. Sky. You know I speak my mind. We all speak our mind on this stupid. Sean. Boston Rob. That's crazy. That's crazy. We're giving away a cheap wangle. And everything. Ashley. I'll go through a roll of toilet paper in a day. Mikey Show's on. Yes. Welcome back to the Mikey Show. It's 7 o'clock. Evel Knievel died on Friday at his home in Florida. He was 69 years old. Bowl games were announced yesterday. The BCS title game will be Ohio State versus LSU. Montel Williams was doing some sort of charity event. Is that what it was, Sky?

58:45Yeah, he was promoting a free prescription drug program for low-income patients. He does that? Yeah, you know, because he has MS. Right. So he, you know, is an advocate of a lot of things involving, you know, medicine and low-income people and the needy and stuff. That sounds pretty nice. Yeah, definitely. What did he do? So basically he was speaking and, you know, press was there. was allowed to ask questions and so this one gal who's a high school student who's actually interning for the Savannah Morning News for their newspaper asked a question and her question was if Montel thought that the drug companies would do less research if there wasn't as much profit involved in their drugs and he took great offense to that and he's you know started kind of screaming saying he's there as an advocate. talking about medicines that are available to save people's lives just like his. And that's the end of the interview, and then he stormed out. So he was P.O.'d. And then later, he's at his hotel, and I guess this same gal, the same high school intern for the paper, is at the hotel for a whole other reason, nothing to do with Montel. But Montel sees her there and thinks that she's coming after him.

1:00:02And so he goes up to her, starts pointing his finger in her face, saying, quote, don't look at me like that. Do you know who I am? I'm a big star. I can look you up, find where you live, and blow you up. It sounds weird. It sounds weird. I don't doubt that he said something like that, but it sounds weird that somebody would say that exactly. Like, I'm a big star. Don't you know who I am? Like, that just sounds weird. I will blow you up. He's not disputing it. He has issued an apology. He's not disputing it. I will blow you up, maybe, sounds like. Like, that sounds pretty specific, that one. But I don't know. There's certain aspects of that that sound fishy. Yeah, well. He snapped. Like, you know, when you snap. I'll blow you up. Stuff comes out of your mouth. I blow you up makes sense.

1:00:47Yeah, so he apologized saying, quote, I mistakenly thought that the reporter and photographer in question were at the hotel to confront me about some earlier comments. I was wrong and I apologize for my overreaction. Wow. This is the Bud Light Sean Merriman Report. Let me hear cut 56. On a delay, here we're looking to throw. He's hit and he lost a football. Merriman dimes on it. He's it for San Diego at the 43. Sean Phillips in there, too. And the Chargers get the football. Yesterday was a good day for me to have the San Diego defense on my fantasy football team, which I did. And you earned me 20 points. Sean, very nice. Well done. That's a lot of points, man. That's a lot of points. You guys were busy. Yeah, you guys were very busy out there yesterday. And I don't know what happened, but the light got turned on, man. That defense is destructive.

1:01:51Well, I think the ball just fell our way yesterday. The offense scored some points, and it allowed us to do some things. I think people don't really understand that sometimes. When the offense scored points, it allowed the defense to pin our ears back and just go, and they did a good job yesterday in that. Yeah, I mean, you were all over the place. Eddie said earlier, the Shons were on fire yesterday. Yeah, I think that we needed to do that. We watched film the whole entire weekend. They were missing some linemen, and they had some trouble in some areas. The one area they had trouble was pass-protected. So we realized we had to go in there and make those things happen to change the game. You know, we're talking to Sean Merriman, number 56. Lights out, Sean Merriman on the phone. I want to talk to you about your lights on bowl coming up here in just a minute. First, let me hit on the Sean Taylor thing. Yesterday, before all the games in the NFL started, there was a moment of silence for Sean Taylor, who lost his life. He was murdered in his own home. Does this make you as a player reevaluate issues of safety, people knowing where you live, that kind of thing, Sean?

1:03:07It does, it does to a certain point, but being a professional athlete, I doubt very seriously if you're going to keep your privacy totally private. I mean, people are going to know where you live, and you can only hope that those things not happen. I don't think there's anything he probably could have done, maybe living in a gated community or whatever it is, but people are going to find out where you live, and you can't control what happened when they do. I mean, as players, we got a call about this last week. You know, people were asking us, as a player, do you feel like you're more at risk than other people? Oh, definitely. Definitely. I think that, you know, you have jealous people out here. You have a lot of people that are happy for you and enjoy watching you and being the same. But you also have people who are jealous, who don't want to see, you know, athletes the way we are or whatever reason. And it's out there. And it's... And it's going to happen, and you've seen what happened out of jealousy. What do you do to protect yourself, Sean? You really can. You can only really pray and hope that things like that don't happen to you. And you really try to just stay away from trouble and stay away from things that can possibly put you or anybody else's life in danger. That's really the only thing you can do. I don't think it's anything different that Sean T. could have done to avoid that situation. I mean, he's in his own home.

1:04:31sleeping 2.30, 3 o'clock in the morning, two guys come over there with, you know, vengeance to kill. Are there any guys on the Charger team that knew Sean well? Did you know Sean? Yeah, I know him. I know him well. He always comes to my charity events when I have him back in Maryland. And, you know, I've seen a guy that changed completely from his first year. I was a junior. I think I was still a junior at the University of Maryland, his rookie in the league. That's when I first met him. He was a totally different person by the time I got in the league in his second year. It was just sad to see a great person like that go and see somebody who really changed their life around for the better. What was the change? What was he like at the time of his death? He just turned around. He just had a kid, a 17-month-old kid. It was a horrible situation. I think when he first got in the league, he was still dealing with what a lot of people would deal with and kind of getting rid of.

1:05:33some of the things that were around you growing up, and whether it was friends or, you know, people with bad intentions or anything, I mean, he was just getting rid of all that drama, and that's why I said the jealousy kicked in, and, you know, and that's what happened. You know, I'm kind of starting to hear this from a few different sources. You know, you directly, but I've also been seeing on TV, and it's starting to sound even more and more sad in that Sean Taylor, does appear to be a guy who is really working on making himself a better person at the time of his death, which makes it even sadder. Let's talk a little bit about the game yesterday. You know, we're pretty good friends with Kyle Turley, who plays for the Kansas City Chiefs. Did you guys have any words yesterday, or was he cool? Not really. I didn't go against him that much. You can ask that. I think he was talking some junk to him a little bit during the game. And it pissed him off pretty good, too. I've seen that much.

1:06:34I didn't say too much to him. I didn't rush against him too much. Hey, now I got to ask you. We're talking to Sean Merriman. Sean, are you superstitious in any way? Because I notice that you've had a beard and your play has obviously been better. Is there a connection between the beard and the play? No, I don't think so. Don't shave it off. head, Mike. I'm not superstitious, but if I do have to cut my beard off and I have a horrible game, I'll roll one by the next day, I promise. All I'm saying is I wouldn't cut that thing off, Sean. Things working pretty good right now. I'll keep it as long as we keep playing as well as we're playing. I would be remiss if I did not ask you, have you had any eggnog yet this holiday season? I had some the other day. I was thinking about you, Sean. I know you're an eggnog fan. Of course I did. Yeah, you've been... Ah, it's delicious. Have you been getting into the eggnog? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm probably on my third gallon right now. Wow. Now, our girl Sky on the show here has never had eggnog in her life, and we... Oh, come on, Sky. I know it, man. We can't convince her to try it.

1:07:54Well, you guys made me try a tiny sip the other day on the air, and I wasn't a huge fan. I say no, thank you. More for Sean. Yeah, she said that she tasted. What was it that you didn't like that you tasted in there? It's just too creamy, too naggy. Too naggy? What is that? The whole thing. Too naggy. Isn't that the guy that was in the Karate Kid that taught the guy to wax on, wax off? That's Miyagi. I thought it was Mr. Toonagi. No, Miyagi. Okay. It's kind of sushi. Wow. Color me embarrassed. But it was nice seeing you, Sean, the other night at Roman Obin's charity event. You're quite the gentleman. Oh, yeah, yeah. How about that house? That was awesome, man. How about that dress, Sean? Yeah, Sean, I understand this guy was wearing a very revealing dress. It was not very revealing. Very revealing. Whatever. Calm down, everyone. Sean, did you see the dress that she had on? Yeah, yeah, I've seen the dress. Yeah, I heard that it was... What's scandalous? There's no other word for it. No, it was not. There was a little cleavage, and that's okay. No other word for it. Even Clay Aiken was turned on. It was a nice dress. Don't worry about them guys. Thank you, Sean. Hey, listen, Sean, the team looks great. And, Eddie, I've got to tell everybody about the Lights On Bowl that's going to be going on. I'll be there tonight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's tonight, right, Sean? Yes, tonight. I'm at 6 o'clock. It starts at 6 o'clock at the Powerway Bowl now.

1:09:16I'm excited, man. You know, I think I'll be doing things all day for the event. So, you know, in the second I'll take off and, you know, keep pumping and try to get some more people there. I mean, we're going to have a full house to paint, though. Are you a competitive bowler when you're bowling and, you know, you get a strike? Do you do the lights out dance and get into the whole thing? Like, get into it, man. I say get into it. It depends on if I have the game won or not. For some reason, whenever I start celebrating too early. I don't finish up the way I want to finish, so I'll do it at the end. There you go. Are the rest of the fellas going to be showing up, Sean? Yeah, majority of the team, probably almost the whole team is going to be there. Wow. You're going to be on soon. I'm telling you, man, this is a Chargers fan dream. Have you ever seen LT Bowl before, Sean? Yeah, he came to my one last year, and I think he'll be back out at this one as well. Was he any good? He was good, man. He can bowl. I mean, it's funny you say I think that LT's a good all-around athlete because I've seen him play basketball before. I've seen him play a couple different sports. I think he's just an all-around gifted athlete, man. I was just amazed to watch him. Yeah, man. It's not fair that the guy is that good on the football field and then he's a good bowler on top of it. That's great. Well, listen, Sean, it's always a pleasure, man. We love talking to you. Who are the Chargers playing this weekend? We go to Tennessee.

1:10:40And we'll be in the same situation we was in Kansas City. I think that they'll give us everything they have because, you know, they're trying to get the way as well in the playoff. And now that Kansas City is fully out, we've got to go in and do the same thing in Tennessee. Hey, Sean, is it frustrating when you've got a guy like Vince Young that moves around and says he's not a mobile guy? When he moves around like that, is that better for you or worse for you? It could be in between, you know, because sometimes when guys move around too much, you know, it can help us out because he'll almost run right into us. But if you have a guy, when you're right there, he has the ability to get away from you. It kind of frustrates you. So we'll see how it goes, but we're going to chase him around a little bit. There was a question that I thought of yesterday. This is the last question. There was a question that I thought of that maybe you have an answer, maybe you don't. But I don't know why this struck me watching the game yesterday. You had a phenomenal game. And I thought to myself, is this one of those games that you'll look back on? where you will remember how fun, you know, when you're retired, how actually fun playing the game is. Because it looked like you guys were having a good time out there yesterday. I mean, when it's going your way. I think it was more fun. And then again, I mean, I did have a few more sacks than I normally do. And my season pretty much been just like that. I mean, I've had the same kind of games, but, you know, one or two less sacks. But I think I had fun, you know, going into their stadium, one of the most traditional stadiums to go in and

1:12:02and they're playing as hard to play in, and going and just silence the crowd like that. Those are the things I'm probably going to remember for a long time. You seem to have really good games against the Chiefs in particular. That must be, you know, it's going to be one of those teams that you really look forward to seeing that color red because it makes you mad. Yeah, red makes me angry. Exactly. All right, Sean, thanks for coming on the show. We'll talk to you next Monday, and good luck against the Titans. All right, I appreciate it. Thanks. We'll see you. Catch the Bud Light Sean Merriman Report exclusively every Monday on The Mikey Show. It's out! On Rock 105.3. It's Mikey. The Mikey Show is on. Do you find yourself toughing out the pain of frequent bad headaches? If so, you may be one of the 29 million Americans, 7 million of whom are men who suffer from migraines. A key to finding migraine relief starts with understanding what a migraine really is. You can find out more by visiting HeadacheQuiz.com.

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1:17:46And P1s, listen up, man. And Ashley. I'm a really good maker. Yes. The Mikey Show's on. All right, we're all hilarious. Rock 105.3. Well, hi there. I want to show you guys pictures that were sent to me by P1 Hitman who had a paintball uniform made up with the Mikey Show logos because he's a fan of the show. Shut up. Dude, I mean, it's just amazing. Some of the things that P1s do to show... that their fans is pretty amazing. P1 Jason has a P1 license plate. It's pretty amazing. There's guys that have tattoos. And then, of course, there's the Skies a Beating truck guy that lives in North County. Let's not give him any. Welcome back to the show. It's 719. Many areas of San Diego will start putting fluoride in their water today.

1:19:00San Diego's got a couple of good bowl games coming. The Holiday Bowl is going to be Arizona State versus Texas, and the Poinsettia Bowl is Navy versus Utah. Wait a minute, Skye. Isn't fluoride the thing that you think is making you have frog skin? Yes, that's, yeah. Frog hands? That's one of the things I'm investigating. Skye's hands get froggish? Yes. Just her palms of her hands? Yeah. That's it, right? Yes. Like, not the rest of your body? No, just the palms of her hands. For whatever reason, it affects your hands, and... You don't know what it is, and you suspect it's fluoride. Yeah, because I live in Escondido, and they've been putting fluoride in their water for a while now, but parts of San Diego today will start doing that as well. Good luck, frog hands. Oh, great. What was the test you were going to do? Oh, I was going to do this home test that I forgot about where I was going to put a little bit of fluoride toothpaste on a Band-Aid and then put it on my skin and then put toothpaste without fluoride on my skin, but then I had a couple P1s. calling me, telling me not to do that. Why? I don't know. They were freaking me out. That it's dangerous? I got a lot of info on both sides. You put it in your mouth. Skye, who could have convinced you that putting toothpaste on your hand would harm you? I don't know. It just gave me pause and then I got distracted by life and I kind of never did it. I wish you would do it. I think it would be an interesting thing.

1:20:24Put a little dab of fluoride on the band-aid and stick it on your hands. Well, maybe if it turns out to be the fluoride, I'll be like, wow, look it, it really was the fluoride. Yeah, because I was sensitive to it as a child. The dentist had to stop using it on me. What would happen? Well, because sometimes with kids, the level of fluoride can cause dental fluorosis, which is a discoloration in the teeth. Didn't that happen? Yeah. So they stopped using it and it went back to normal? And they're actually, you know, since San Diego's putting it in the water, they're saying, you know, the Union Tribune did a whole like question and answer thing about fluoride. And they said that, yeah, the American Dental Association doesn't recommend using water with fluoride in it for kids. Question. So don't give your kids tap water, people. Filter your water. Question. Question. If you do the test and it turns out the fluoride is the cause, what can you do about it? Like get some really high-tech filtration system to... That filters out the fluoride? Yeah. Can you do that? Yeah. I've seen, you know... Yai. But because... Now, by the way, this thing doesn't do any harm to Skye. Just gives me creepy hands. Yeah. Well, that's the only exterior symptom. We don't know what's going on inside, Mike.

1:21:40Yeah, she's going to have frog guts, man. Thank you, Sean. Or maybe it's not fluoride at all. Have you been craving flies lately? Who knows? No, I haven't, Eddie. That doesn't resemble Larry King. We could send Zeth to go get a Band-Aid and some fluoride toothpaste and non-fluoride toothpaste right now and do the experiment on your hands. And by the end of the show... Well, I think you'd need to keep... Well, I mean, we can see what it's like at the end of the show, but I was planning on keeping it on for a couple days. Were you really? Yeah. Well, that's what my mom suggested. She suggested 48 hours. I don't think we need that. You know why? Why? If the fluoride is able to act that way on your hands during a shower, it would certainly do it within three hours of a radio program. All right. We'll give it a shot. All right, Seth. Go get some fluoride. Okay. We'll see how that turns out. In the meantime... Oh, yes. In what may prove to be a veritable inutile exercise in the substantiation of mental acumen, The Mikey Show presents a somewhat gelastic moiety called The Dumb Chick Challenge. We ask questions that are assigned a point value. One, two, and three point questions. First person to five points wins. Ones are easy, threes are hard. Dumb. Who won last time? Who's the reigning champion? The caller. Yeah. The caller.

1:23:04What we do is we have Ashley and Skye from The Mikey Show play and one female caller. As I've said, the first time we ever played the game, it was the first person to seven points, but that took a couple of hours. So we had to augment the game and go to five points. Right now, our girl Ashley has a look on her face that says, whatever. I did not watch any History or Discovery Channel this weekend. Oh, no. Could be a problem. Not feel prepared. Could be a problem. Skye, what did you do to prepare? Nothing. All right. I never do anything. All right. What we need to do is we need to take a couple of callers that will pick either Skye or Ashley. Eddie, what's the prize today? We got our last spot for the Lights on Bull tonight with Sean Merriman, and you heard, I guess, the whole team. Holy cow. It's going to be sweet. P1 Oscar. What's up, Mike? How you guys doing? Pretty good, dude. Who do you want to pick? I'm going to pick Sky. Yeah. Good choice. Hey, Sky, hook me up, man. My girlfriend loves Sean Merriman. I'll try my best. Oh, Sky. No pressure. I don't like the pressure. Oh, no. Hang on, Oscar. Oh, no. I'm just saying, too. Oscar sounds tough. That's all I'm saying. I know. What do I go to? Oh, line three. Kent, are you there?

1:24:32Yes. All right, Kent, you get Ashley. All right, cool. Hang on the line. Finally, P1 Crook, are you there? Yes. All right, Crook, you're playing for yourself. Are you ready to play? Yes. I believe the listener went first last time? You are correct. All right, Sky. No, actually, I think Sky went first last time, right? Ashley, that means you're up. Yeah, Sky went first last time. I don't know. Ashley, what do you want, a one, two, or three-point question? Take it back! Oh. She's shaking her arms. I don't know what that means. She's shaking her head. I don't know. She's trying to loosen up. I believe she said, give me a one, guys. She did. She wants a one-pointer. This was her strategy last time, Eddie. Is this a new strategy you're working on with her? We're trying. We're trying something out and seeing if it sticks. Eddie is her first base coach and kind of tells her where to go. And this has been kind of a trend. They've been going for the one-point question.

1:25:30You're going to get a little loose. There you go. Get on the board. Warm up. First question's a good question. It is easy, but it's a good question. Are you ready, Ashley? Yeah. Your one-point question is, what actress was nicknamed Hanoi Jane after her involvement in the Vietnam conflict? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's Jane Fonda. That is correct, Ashley. Yeah. That is correct. Now, Ashley, Ashley, do you know what she did? She sat on top of... She was in Vietnam and she sat on top of like an army truck. Very close. What's it called? You're very, very close to what she did. But I give you credit for what you said. What she did is she sat on top of an anti-aircraft missile that shot down American planes. Giggling. She was sitting on that thing. Actual audio. That's right. It was actual audio of her sitting giggling.

1:26:33On an anti-aircraft. My dad still does not forgive her for doing that. He has still not forgiven. A lot of old dudes that have not forgiven Hanoi Jane. P1 Crook. Yes. One, two, or three-point question. Two points. You got it. Oh, look at you. Smarty pants. Crook, what sport uses the term slalom? Can you say the term again? Slalom. Water polo? Wow, that is incorrect. That is incorrect. But so close. Hey, listen. Yeah. It actually is a term that's used in skiing. They use that in skiing. They go down the slalom in skiing. You know, when they're... It's called the slope. Oh, wow. That is so close.

1:27:27All right, Skye, what do you want? A one, two, or three-point question? I wonder. Right now, Ashley in the lead with one point. Yeah. Oh, no, Skye, what direction are you going? Are you going to go big? Go big or go big? Yeah. Skye, what are you doing over there? She's smiling. She wants to do it. I don't know. Are you crazy? She wants to do it. Do it. She's thinking about doing it. I don't know. Do it. You think I should do it, Ashley? I think you should do it. All right. I'll take a three-point. Oh, real. Love her spontaneity. Sky. Okay. Your three-point question is... Yeah, what do we got, Mike? What country did Benedict Arnold betray? Ah, she's serious now. That smile is gone. We were all having fun. We were having fun. The smile is gone. Now fist to the mouth and shaking of the head. Come on, Sky. Pursing of the lips. She's thinking. She's thinking. She's about to give an answer. Um... No. Does anybody have a dart and a map? Oh, wow. Wow. Um... England. Oh! That is incorrect. Benedict Arnold betrayed the United States of America. That was my other. Yeah. Okay. That is not good. Guess who's still leading?

1:29:04Ashley's still up there with one point. Give me a four, guys. Ashley's taking the instructions from her first base coach. What's he saying? We're going to try to steal second. What was that? I don't know. Marlee Matlin's confused on that one. I don't know what you said. Give it to me. Oh, she's showing me. She wants a one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, Ash, you're one. point question is... Give it to me, Mikey. What's my one-point question? What is it? Give it to me. Alright. Your one-point question is... Hello? Hello, Crook? Crook, where did you go? Try calling her back, Boston Rob. Your one-point question is, Ashley, what religious holiday is also known as... The Festival of Lights. This is so easy. Wow. She's smiling. I know it's easy. She's raising the eyebrows. You know that I know it, Eddie. She's pointing at Eddie. Eddie knows that I know it. Slapping the forehead. Festival of Lights. She's got that face like, hello, come on, here it is. And the answer is... Can you just say the question one more time so I can see if it finds it in my brain? What religious holiday is... You're listening to the Dumb Chick Challenge, by the way.

1:30:37What religious holiday is also known as the Festival of Lights? Alright, I'm going to say... She keeps slapping that forehead. She's going to knock herself out when she's doing that. I'm going to say Hanukkah. That is correct! That is correct! Ashley! What is up? Ashley stood up on that one. She stood up. She was very happy about that. We've got P1 Crook back on the line now. I'm dizzy. Wow, that one took a lot out of you, kid. P1 Crook. Yes. All right. Are you ready? Yes. What do you want? A one, two, or three-point question? I'll take a two again. You got it. Who was the first African-American player in Major League Baseball? I have no idea. Incorrect answer. Correct answer is Jackie Robinson. Come on. Jackie Robinson. That's right. That was terrible.

1:31:49Skye? No, look at Skye. I'm so upset over the last one. I know it. Well, you should be. Well, because I thought America, and then I'm like, that can't be right. You're so dumb, lady. It has to be somewhere in Europe. Let me tell you why you were kind of right. He was betraying the U.S. To the... Yes, to people of Britain. Still wrong. I know, I know. Skye, one, two, or three-pointer? Let's do a two-pointer. You got it. Your two-point question is... What state is Hillary Clinton a senator in? Oh no, look at the face. The face is... New York. That is correct, Skye. Well, no, I was like, it immediately came to me, and then I'm like, no, think about it, lady. Baltimore. Right? Don't get all crazy. Oh no, Ashley's got that look. Oh, what's she doing? What's she doing over there? I don't know, we're tied right now, though. Skye's got two points, Ashley has two points. This is crazy. Crook, you've got to work on getting on the board. Okay. Ash, are you going to try to wrap it up? Oh, my. Did she say three? I think she said. I don't know if she said give me a two. Do you want a two or a three, Ashley? I said three. You said three. I'm freaking out. Ashley, here is your three-point question. Okay. Deep breaths. Ashley, similar to tweezers or tongs?

1:33:20What medical grasping tool was once a staple in the delivery of babies? She's squinting. She's got serious girl look. She's got her hands. Say that one more time. She had her hands in a fist. Say that one more time. Hands up to the face now. The question is, similar to tweezers or tongs, what medical grasping tool was once a staple in the delivery of babies? Now she's doing a thing where she's squeezing her palms together. Now she's motioning the motion. She's got the fingers. It's that duck-billed thing. I know what it is. That duck-billed thing. Platypus? No, Sean. Take your headphones off. A platypus. Oh, headphones are off. Eyes squeezed shut. Now it's serious. You can't hear Sean's jokes anymore. She's shaking the head. Oh, man. She's so disgusted with herself. You can tell. Ashley.

1:34:25What do you think? I need an answer. Pliers. Oh, wow. Ouch. That is incorrect, and that would be tough. Uncomfortable. The pliers would be cold. I'd rather have a platypus. Ashley, the answer is forceps. That's right, man. Forceps. Dang it. P1 Crook. Yeah. One, two, or three-point question? One. We've got to get you on the board here, lady. All right, your question is, which astrological sign is represented by a fish? Which astrological sign is represented by a fish? Pisces. That is correct. Eddie, what's the score now? Well, we have Ashley with two points, Crook with one point, and Sky with two points. First person with five points wins.

1:35:24Ashley and Skye are in a tie. What are you thinking here, Skye? Guess I'll go for a three-pointer. Whoa! I don't know. I don't got much to dunk, but I'm going to try. Skye, a Shisoni Indian from Idaho, served as the model for what famous woman on the U.S. gold dollar coin? Skye, a Shisoni Indian from Idaho, served as the model for what famous woman on the U.S. gold dollar coin? I know this. I know this. She's thinking she's got the highlighter pen up to her forehead. Is it dancing with quarters? It is not dances with quarters, Skye. Oh, no. Dances with spare change? Dances with stuff in her pocket. Oh, dang it.

1:36:32No, this one's driving her nuts. It's right there on the tip of her dances with something. Sometimes taking your headphones off helps. I'll give it a shot at me. Skye's taking her headphones off. Taking a deep breath, head back. No distraction. She's thinking about it. No distraction. She's thinking. A Shisoni Indian from Idaho served as the model for what famous woman on the U.S. gold dollar coin, Skye? I don't know. It's going to take forever. Pocahontas. Oh, wow. I knew that was going to be your guess. I knew that was going to be your guess. What is it? Sacagawea. Right. It was right there. It was right there. Sacagawea. Oh, that's weak. All right, Ashley. This is right. Oh, no. She's got a scrinkly face. Like, what do I do? I don't know what to do. She's mouthing things to Eddie. Eddie is giving her confidence and saying, no, girl, go for it. Go for it. Okay, she said... I don't know. She said, give me a three, guys. She better believe she did. All right, Ashley. What is the name of the woman that Phil... Excuse me. What is the name?

1:37:53Of the woman that filed a sexual harassment suit against President Bill Clinton. What was her name? Oh, Ashley's like, I know this. I studied it in sexual harassment class. I took pre-harassment at SDSU. She filed a sexual harassment claim against Bill Clinton. It was not Monica Lewinsky because they really liked each other. But there was that other chick. That's one way to put it. Paula. For a while they did. With Paula and then with a D. Paula. You can put it on the dress. Paula and then D something. Poundstone. This sucks. Paula Poundstone. I don't remember which one.

1:38:56Paula... Paula... Paula Dean. No. I don't know. I mean, Monica Lewinsky or Paula something. That's all I got. Wow. Just say a name. Just say a name. Monica Lewinsky. Paula Dean. Paula something. Paula what? Paula... I mean, the D. Paula D. Paula... Mama D. No, but... Wait a second. Hold on. Paula something. It's Paula Jones. Oh! Gosh! You had it. You were right there, Ash. You had it. You were right there with that three point. Dang it. P1, Crook. Crook, you got a point now. You're close. You're four away. Okay, I'll go for a two now. You want a two? There you go. You got it. You got it. Your two point question is, Crook, what is Hillary Clinton's maiden name? Rodham. That is correct.

1:39:59And we have a new leader. Eddie, what is the score? Ashley's got two points. Craig's got three points. God's got two points. Ah, there it is. I don't know, but I like it. I don't know that I do. It's scaring me. All right, Sky, one, two, or three-point question. Sky is really frustrated this morning. frustrated this morning. I'm going to try a two point. Sky, what is the name of Abraham Lincoln's wife? Mrs. Lincoln? Oh, wow. Scrunchy face. Betty Lincoln? She opened the rehab place, right? Betty Ford Lincoln. Yes, the Betty Lincoln Center. I believe it was Lincoln Park. Stinkin' Lincoln. Hot Rod Lincoln? Lincoln Tunnel? This is the worst. I ever hate Lincoln's wife. Didn't she like sew the flag or something? Oh my god. This is embarrassing. I guess that was somebody else. Just watch National Treasure or something. Oh, I do watch that, okay. That's like one of my favorite movies. Okay, well, it might help you with history.

1:41:25Well, but they don't cover that. No. Maybe in the sequel. Nicholas Cage. Mrs. Hot Pants. Nope, that's not it, Scott. Wow. It is not. It wasn't Mrs. Hot Pants. But she was into hot pants. Mary Todd was actually Abraham Lincoln's wife. Mary Todd Lincoln? No. Mary Todd Lincoln. Ring a bell? No. That does not ring a bell. Not even close. Okay. Ashley? Yes. Son of a gun. What do you want? A one-two at the while this is lasting a long time. Please give me a tweeze, guys. What are you doing? I think she wants a three. Okay. I think she wants a three. Or something with her eyebrows. I think she wants a tweeze. Ashley, what type of fish is caught by the old man in Hemingway's The Old Man and the Sea? What kind of fish was it? Ashley is drawing upon all of her education at SDSU. She's taken off her headphones. What type of fish was it? It was bass fishing, man. No, it was not an epic battle with a bass. Ashley, it was a marlin.

1:43:02I don't even know what that is. Okay. All right. Let's move on to crook. The type of what? Type of fish. Marlin? Two-pointer. Wrap it up. Sky, wrap it up, please. It's like a baseball team or something. Oh, my gosh. Wasn't he the one of the weigh-ins, brothers? P1 crook. Please. On a one, two, or three-pointer? Please. Hurry it up. Come on. Give it an easy one. Your question is, who was the famous baseball player that Marilyn Monroe married? Oh. I'm going to take a guess. Yes, guess. Babe Ruth? Oh. What's your guess? Oh, you should have stuck with I don't know. That's right. You went closer. Jake Peavy. It was Joe DiMaggio. Oh, okay. P1 Crook.

1:44:13Okay, well, okay. I'll make a note of that. I don't know baseball. Come on, Skye. Wrap this sucker. Give me an easy three. You got it. Okay. Easy three. They're all easy. Skye, your easy three-pointer is... Yeah. He's right. Who is the current mayor of New York City? Michael Bloomberg. You go! Sorry about that, Crook. Thank you for playing. Do you want an Oscar? What's up, baby? What up? Lights up, man. There you go, there you go. Superbad on DVD and Blu-ray December 4th. Wait, you changed your name to McLovin? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer? From the guys who brought you the 40-year-old virgin and knocked up. An uproarious and touching picture. McLovin? Sounds like a sexy hamburger. I'm McLovin, woo! Two-disc extended edition DVD and Blu-ray. No!

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1:48:00Rock 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. And then it struggles pretty solid from Severn Drive over the Coastline Summit through La Mesa all the way into the 805 now in Mission Valley. West 94 hit pretty hard early on from an accident here downtown this morning. That's still crawling from Federal all the way to the 5 freeway. And both the 5 and 805 northbound. Plenty of traffic here on both these freeways, actually, out of Chula Vista up through National City. 805 stays slow in the North Park, and now it's backing up quickly out of Kearney Mesa, heading up over to 52. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105 Free. Hey! getting ready to propose i know the holidays are right around the corner and that's a huge time for guys to propose to the ladies and if you're thinking about it you should go into robbins brothers it's the world's biggest engaged marine store

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1:56:23The Disney movie Enchanted was number one at the box office for the second week in a row. Oh, thank goodness. Jake Peavy is about to sign a contract extension with the Padres through 2012. Our old friend Katie Darrell from TMZ is going to be on the show within a few minutes. Let us know what's going on over the weekend. Mikey, I can't believe Sky didn't know the answer to that Benedict Arnold question. She sounded real intelligent answering that one. Signed Miss South Carolina. Oh. Wow. That's not a good... That is a strange... I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education, like such as...

1:57:15South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere like such as. And I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries. So we will be able to build up our future. I hope the Iraq becomes stabilized. It's my own personal goal and vision. Mikey, listening to the Dumb Chick Challenge is painful. Where'd these chicks go to school? I can't believe how bad our school system has failed them, and I'm embarrassed for them. They're so dumb. Truly yours. Kelly Pickler. Now that is insulting. That is, in fact, insulting. Did you guys see this weird thing that happened at Hillary Clinton's headquarters on Friday? Oh, yeah. Dude. What happened? Someone would nut job. walks into the headquarters, Hillary Clinton's headquarters, in, I think, New Hampshire. Rochester. Rochester, New Hampshire. He walks in there, and he says that he's got a bomb, and he's going to blow the place up. He's actually got road flares duct taped to his body. Holy cow. And it was all just kind of to get attention. What? That he's just a sick guy. And it was all just to get attention. Cut seven. Well, I am...

1:58:46very grateful that this difficult day has ended so well. All of my campaign staff and volunteers are safe. I want to thank them for their extraordinary courage and coolness under some very difficult pressures and dangerous situations. I also want to thank all of law enforcement. I am so grateful to them for their response, which brought this hostage situation to such a good ending. Such as? Whereas? Yeah, the guy, you know, obviously nobody was injured and everything, and he was taken into custody, but that day he was actually supposed to be in court for a domestic violence hearing with his wife. Really? Yeah, the hearing was supposed to start at 1.30, and he took the hostages a little bit after 1 o'clock. Really? Yeah. Of course, Dylan Imus is back on the radio today. The rest of the fine Citadel Broadcasting Corporation radio stations around the country. I don't understand you. That's Imus. He's back on the air today. He's back. After the comments that offended the world. Cut 40. So I watched the basketball game last night between a little bit of Rutgers and Tennessee. The women's final. Yeah, Tennessee won last night. 7th championship for Pat Summon. They beat Rutgers by 13 points.

2:00:25That's some rough girls from Rutgers, man. They got tattoos and some hardcore hoes. That's some nappy-headed hoes there. I thought hardcore hoes was more brutal than nappy-headed hoes. Eddie says he fixed the problem, though. He's got a black dude on the show now. Yeah. So, listen, it's the token black guy. Yeah, in the WABC statement, they say one black person will participate regularly, and then his longtime news guy, Charles McCord, will also still be on the show. Oh, good. Yeah. We were worried about Charles. Well, now maybe you could say it, and he'll say, well, we have a black guy on the show. What are you going to do? All right. We can't be racist. This is what we heard all throughout the day yesterday. Cut 50. Sean Taylor tragically lost his life at the age of 24. Please join us in a moment of silence as we honor his memory. You know what I'm surprised about? I saw that three different times. Not one drunk idiot. Really? Not one. There's always one. Dude. Right? I was surprised too, yeah, when we were watching the games at home yesterday, yeah. Like, there's always that one guy. We love this show!

2:01:48Miss you, bro! It's a moment of silence. You're supposed to be silent. I hate that guy. Yeah, nothing. Very respectful. That was yesterday. Eddie, what's the deal with the coach of the Redskins, Joe Gibbs? He didn't know that... Something was illegal or something? Well, you know, you've got to think about this. The Redskins, obviously an emotional game. They lined up the first play of the game on defense. They only put 10 guys out there in honor of Sean Taylor. So normally you have 11. And so they only put 10 out there for just the first play of the game. And they were winning the game against the Bills. It came down to it was going to be a 51-yard field goal for the Bills to try and win the game. Well, Joe Gibbs calls back-to-back timeouts, which is against the rules. You can't do that. You can't call back-to-back timeouts. And Gibbs even admitted he had to ask the referee, and he's like, well, I thought the ref said it was okay.

2:02:55Yeah, because I had heard something. He had mentioned to the ref, hey, I'm about to do this. Gibbs says the ref didn't have any problem with that yet. As soon as he did it. I mean, it's not the ref's job to know. He should know the rules. You're the head coach. Everybody knows. I know that. You can't call back-to-back timeouts. So it was a 15-yard penalty, so it made it like a 30-some-yard field goal, and they hit it and won. Eddie, can you settle a bet for P1 Amy? Amy, are you there? I can try. Amy, are you there? Amy, are you on the line that Boston Rob put you on? Oh, no. That he's got to make sure that the person's on the line. Oh, there she is. Go ahead, Amy. Okay, what's the bet? Who said to hang up? Get to the bet part. Please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator. Sounds like a statement more than a question. I don't understand why. Why would she put her through? I would go with Hawaii. Nice. I hope that wins. I don't know. I don't know. I hope that wins. That's all I'm saying. Good call. Amy was calling in wondering, Eddie, if you were at the Roadhouse Grill on Saturday night. Uh-oh. I was. Really? I don't know who wins the bet, but somebody wins the bet. Congratulations. Wow. It was her husband that thought so. And Amy says no. Amy, you lost. Ha. He was there.

2:04:17Padres signed Randy Wolfe to the rotation. Hey, that's got to do it, right? World Series. Later, Dodgers. Later, Giants. Later, Rockies. There it is. Who did they sign? Randy Wolf, bro. You know the guy that was out all year last year? Yeah, that world famous player. I actually didn't know that. I didn't know that because when I heard the name, I didn't know who it was. He was a pretty good pitcher a couple years ago. What about now? Missed last year with shoulder problems. What's up? He's going to be basically the number four guy for us. The way I put it to my wife was I said the Padres signed backwash. We don't want that first delicious, you know, pristine drink. The Johan Santana. Yes, that's popping the top and going glug, glug, glug, glug. That's the sip.

2:05:13that the Yankees and Red Sox get to drink out. They open it up. I bet that tastes good. And then what they do is they leave it out over a picnic, and on Monday morning after the Saturday afternoon picnic, the Padres go, are you going to drink that? And the person's like, no, dude. It went bad a couple years ago. Why would we drink that? Of course we're not going to drink it. Oh, then can I buy it from you? The Mikey Show. Why can't you just have a coat problem like everyone else? Today we salute you, Mr. X-Pro Football Commentator Guy. You offer keen, in-depth analysis, like scoring more points will help you win. I did not know that. Your physique was once built to handle the rigors of professional football. Now it's built to handle a 23-pound honey-glazed hand. I'm still hungry. So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light night of sports insight. Bud Light beer at Isoco, St. Louis, Missouri. Library before the test. What a great idea. And breakfast. Breakfast? Yeah, I wish.

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2:10:31And the coaster rides south on 5 and remains a struggle from Poinsettia Lane in Carlsbad all the way to Solana Beach. Down with Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Casting from the Wireless Studios. Mikey Morning Show. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah. Start the morning off right. That's right. KIOZ. San Diego's Rock. The Mikey Show. Dear Eddie. Featuring tough love with Eddie. I'm having some trouble with my boyfriend. I'm having some trouble with my boyfriend. Uplifting advice. Dear pig in a blanket. For folks that are feeling down. It's not the sweater that's making her look fat. It's her fat that's making her look fat. And it only happens on the Mikey Show. Explore the space for the cowbell. Get in there and explore that space. The only prescription is more cowbell. It's 8-12. A San Diego man was arrested over the weekend on suspicion of illegally trafficking bear parts.

2:11:41LT goes for 177 yards and a couple touchdowns as the Chargers beat the Chiefs 24-10. Later on, Sky has a list of the top 50 dumbest people in Hollywood. So prepare your guesses now. Speaking of Hollywood, on the line with us right now, Katie Daryl. Hey, Katie! How are you? I'm great. How are you guys? Which I always let people know that we worked with Katie in Dallas. I'm the one that got away. That's right. She was on the show for a little while, and now she's on HDNet. You can see her on HDNet, and you see her on TMZ. You can hear her voice on TMZ, and you are going to be a weekly contributor now on Mondays. That's right. I'm your Monday woman. I love it. So what's going on? What are the big stories right now? You know what? The morning meeting this morning was crazy. There was so much video that came in over the weekend, so I'm going to try and run through some of my top favorites.

2:12:40Some of it you can read on the web right now. Some of it isn't even posted on the web. And most of it you're going to see tonight on the TV show. So either way, you're all going to be in the know. First and foremost, we've got Tony Romo, you know, from the Dallas Cowboys. Right. With Jessica Simpson, we've got video of them together. This is the first time anyone's got video or photographs of them together to confirm that there is a romance going on. And we have it. Because we had talked about it, but we weren't sure. Exactly. This is an official confirmation. Like, everyone had, you know, we've been buzzing about it. But now we see them together. They're getting on a private jet out of Dallas Love Airport. And they fly. That was even Love Airport. Oh, sweet. It was even Love Field. So, yeah, you can see some video of them boarding the plane there. And that's up on the website right now. Also, we've got Brittany. You know, it was her birthday this weekend. She turned 26. And she was out partying it up with Paris Hilton, of all people. Yeah. Yeah, the team's back together again, so we got some video of them. Brittany looks all right, and Paris only looks all right, to be honest. But what's great is that they actually leave this party together, and then they get into separate vehicles, and then Paris gets back out and goes back into the party. So it was a photo op, right? Exactly. It's kind of like, hey, Britt, yeah, I'm going to go to the next party with you. Sure, sure, sure. I'm just going to get in my own car. Hey, Katie, do you know anything about these pregnancy rumors, by the way? Is there anything?

2:14:04All the sources that we've spoken to and that are talking to TMZ directly are saying, no, she is not pregnant. Sam Lefty, her right-hand man that's always in the vehicle with her and that is always out and about. Doesn't let anyone have sex with her. Exactly, exactly. Yeah, he's doing some blocking of his own. But, yeah, so all of our sources say, no, that's not the case. She's not pregnant, and she was out partying it up. Let's hope, in fact, that she isn't. Right. Because I'm not sure you're supposed to be doing that. No, I don't think you are. I don't think you are. No, no. Also, we talked to Jay Leno this weekend, and he's confirmed that he's going to be paying his staff out of his pocket while they're out on strike. He's taking it on a week-by-week basis. Because we tried getting him to confirm that he was going to pay them through the holidays, and he said he's just going to take it kind of one day at a time, one week at a time. Holy cow. Wow. But he's taking it out of his pocket. I mean, that's a lot of money, man. Yeah. A lot of money. Big staff. I mean, all those people. That's got to be a ton of dough. Yeah. Man, he makes so much freaking cash. Oh, and he has so many toys. It's, like, ridiculous. Yeah, exactly. We also got some cool video footage of Carson Daly, although he did say he didn't want to be on camera, so he did turn it off. We got, ooh, this is a good one. This is a story that I'm actually having to write this morning, which Jess assigned to me. Fergie and Josh Dumal were out and about in Hollywood, and she starts dropping all kinds of shout-outs to people. She's like,

2:15:26What's up, Hacienda Heights? What's up, South Central? What's up? And she starts racking down all these different names and gets all gangster. But she looks fabulous. He is gorgeous. I thought they broke up. Yeah, yeah. I thought the story was they split up. We did not report that story, so you guys are cheating on me. Where did we get that, Skye? Where did we get that they broke up? It was in one of our prep services early last week. It was on they.com. Don't trust us, we'll lie to your face.com. Wow. What else you got? Bitter much. We got Dave Navarro. This is a cute little one. He's talking on his phone. And, you know, our cameraman doesn't really care if someone's on the phone and says, how are you doing? He says, oh, I'm just checking my voicemails. We've got some hot news. The information that he found out is, I'm not sure you guys are familiar with this, but Dave Navarro directed a pornographic video recently. He did? Oh, yeah. There's some company out right now that's trying to get guest directors, guest star directors to come in and do things. And he was the first one that signed on board. And his video actually, believe it or not,

2:16:36Got nominated for five AVN Awards, which is like the Porn Star Awards. And it also got nominated for Best Director. So Dave Navarro, doing good for himself, I guess. Dave Navarro is single, by the way, right? Yes. We always see him out and about with different ladies. Wow. Just ladies. And he's still a smoker. We got big of him smoking. And then we, oh, you guys know Adrian Grenier, the guy from Entourage? Vinny Chase? Yeah, sure. We got him out and about this weekend, and he was kind of just talking and joking with our cameraman. He's like, see, I do interviews, and this is not an interview because I have not consented to this. I consent to interviews. I'm not consenting to this. And then someone asked him, well, when's your documentary on the paparazzi coming out? Because that's what he's been working on lately. And he's like, the bigger question is, when are you guys coming out and start harassing our camera guys about, like, them coming out of the closet? All of them did say, no, not going to happen, Adrian. Nice try at the joke. So a lot of good video out there. We also found out that there's a bunch of stars that are going to be hosting parties in Las Vegas for the New Year. And they're getting big bucks for it. It turns out that Nikki and Paris Hilton are going to be getting paid about a half a million dollars to host a party. Could you imagine that? Oh, my gosh. Half a million dollars. I mean, you guys have to go out and do those grand openings of gas stations and stuff, those morning promotions. Yeah, I was just doing two of them this weekend. A half a million dollars to host a party.

2:17:56But we found out that KFED is going to actually be hosting a party over the New Year's, and he's going to be getting paid about $50,000, which is great for him, though, considering he is no longer getting spousal support from Britney Spears because their prenup said that she only had to pay him for a certain number of months after a divorce was filed, and that was up on November 15th. He was getting $20,000 a month from Britney, but no longer is he getting cash. That's why he's going to be bringing her back to court to try and get some. child custody support because he does have the kids 50% of the time. So he wants child support, but in the meantime, he's finally making his own cash. I mean, $50,000 for one night, that ain't too shabby. Not too bad. That's what's going to Hollywood land. Thank you. We'll talk to you again next Monday, 8 o'clock. It's Katie Daryl. She's going to come on every week and tell us what's going on over the weekend and give us the latest. Thanks, Katie. We appreciate it. Of course. Talk to you guys soon. Later. The one that surprised me the most was the Tony Romo deal because I thought that was all like, made-up stuff, but I guess it's a real deal. Well, remember we had mentioned that thing about them spending Thanksgiving together? Right. But, I mean... But there was just no evidence of it until now. I thought it was BS2. Well, how about that? Padre signed Randy Wolf! Oh, man. All right. When we come back, Jennifer Love Hewitt is talking about some embarrassing pictures. Eddie? Just came out of her on the beach. Oh, yeah? I'll tell you about these pictures right after this. Go!

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2:23:24All right, welcome back to the show. It's 824. Montel Williams has issued an apology after threatening to, quote, blow up a high school girl who was working as an intern for a newspaper. Bowl games were announced yesterday, and the BCS title game will be Ohio State versus LSU playing for the national championship. So I don't think these Jennifer Love Hewitt pictures are really what you had in mind, Eddie. As it turns out, the embarrassing Jennifer Love Hewitt pictures are embarrassing because... She's got, like, cottage cheese on the back of the legs. Oh, wow. In the bikini and some stuff kind of coming over the sides a little bit. Ew. And she's, like, speaking publicly about it. You got the pictures, Skye? Yep, just sent them to you. She's speaking out about it. Right. Because, well, what's her take on it? That people should... Well, she wasn't really addressing it because, of course, you know, people wanted to ask her about it. Like, what are your feelings? And so finally she put a little statement on her blog that says, I've sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women's bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all the girls out there that are struggling with their body image. To all girls with butts, boobs, hips, and waist, put on a bikini, put it on, and stay strong. Eddie is a fan.

2:24:45I mean, well, I don't know about this one particularly, but Eddie says that he likes the girls a little bit more full-figured. Well, yeah, for sure. I like the boobs and the butts, but that is not an attractive shot. Is that too much? That's a little too much butt. Oh, yeah. It's definitely not flattering. Poor thing. I'm sure. That's sick. But I think she's gorgeous. Yeah. Well, come on. Utterly horrendous. Do you guys know what Apple TV is? No. Our agent, Bob, sent me this device for Christmas. It's Bob. Apple TV. Really sorry. What are you sorry about? I meant to send it to Obie. Oh, wow. That's awkward. That makes it awkward. If I send you a self-addressed paid box, addressed in New York City and I send that to you. Can you just put it in there and just mail it to Opie? Comfortable. I can do that, Bob. Awkward. I got a fruit basket too. Is that one for me? That's for Anthony. Not even a fruit basket? No love. Tony from Wireworks is coming to hook this thing up.

2:26:21It's exactly what I've wanted. What? It basically, it takes all the stuff that's on your iTunes, and it wirelessly downloads it into this device that's connected to your TV. Uh-huh. So now, all of the music that you have on your iTunes will play on your TV, but also, all the movies that you've downloaded from iTunes will play on your big screen. Shut up. That's way cool, dude. Not only that, but it's on the main menu of the ITV. You could scroll down to YouTube. and you click on YouTube, and YouTube comes up on your TV, and you can sit there and watch videos on YouTube on your television. Oh, my gosh. Oh, come on, man. That is genius. It's pretty awesome. Oh, wow. So all that stuff that you have on your iTunes is now available on your television, and not only that, if you have pictures, like if you have a Mac, like we have a Mac, and we've got the program iPhoto on there. Right. So all of our pictures download in high definition. And so you could sit there and do a slideshow for your family. Cool. It's really an amazing device. Awesome. After you get it hooked up, you'll have to let me know how it works. Because one thing I hate about YouTube is like when you go there, the little box that you actually watch the video on is so small compared to the rest of the screen. So I wonder if it's going to fill your whole TV screen or if it's just going to still be just that little box. That would sting. That's a good question. So you'll have to let me know that once you get it hooked up. Hey, Womp.

2:27:48be able to let you know that though. But Bob, you gave it to him. I gave it to Elpy. Well, but you sent it to Mike. I know, but it was an accident. You want him to send it back? Mike was supposed to get some highlighters. Highlighters? Highlighters. I sent him some highlighters. Just the yellow ones or the multi-pack? Multi-pack. I figured he needs any kind of help he can get. Oh, I don't know what that means. Fruit baskets for Anthony. Okay, well... So, Skye, are you ready to perform the experiment? Yes, I am. Thank you. On Skye's desk right now in front of her, she's got a couple of Band-Aids and some fluoridated toothpaste and some non-fluoridated toothpaste. Yeah, which Seth said was really hard to find. He had to find, like, baby toothpaste. They call it training toothpaste. That's the only kind of stuff he could find that didn't have fluoride in it? Yep. Everything else has fluoride? Yep. Just the stuff for the little babies. Eddie, do you suspect that it's not fluoride that she's allergic to? I don't only suspect it. I believe that. Yeah, I almost know it for a fact before we even try it. It's one of the very many theories. It's a joke. I mean, we only have a short amount of time to perform this test, so it's definitely not scientific in any sort of way. Ashley, do you have a question? I have a technical question. Go ahead. Please.

2:29:10How do you know that the amount of fluoride in the toothpaste is equivalent to the amount of fluoride in the water that you potentially use? I have a good answer to that. I would think that the fluoride in the toothpaste would be even more concentrated than the fluoride in the water. Without a doubt. Yeah, but you put a small amount in your mouth and you bathe in a whole tub of it. Well, but do you understand what I'm saying? You're concentrating it in toothpaste. I was just saying for the test to be accurate. So, Mikey, just answer my question. I got it. If you're allergic to fluoride, I would guess you would have a reaction. Okay. We'll see. Let's try it out. So, what are you doing, Skye? What do you got? Okay. So, I got two band-aids. One has a spot of the ultra bright on it, which is the one with fluoride. By the way, I wish that we could get a photograph of her perfectly prepared egg whites that she's got on the table there. That's pretty good. A little salt and pepper. Salt and pepper. You know, the hard-boiled egg whites that she's crumbled into pieces and individually salt and peppered. Yes, thank you. Completely uniformly, every single piece of egg white is uniformly salt and peppered. Yeah, but I don't think my pepper grinder is working that well. Those are some pretty big chunks. But anyway, and then on the other band-aid, there's a little dab of the Origel toddler training toothpaste.

2:30:29It's safe to swallow and fluoride-free, and it's got a cute little bear on there brushing his teeth. We give Jake that. Yeah, it's cute. It's the same stuff we brush his teeth with. Okay, so I guess I'll just put... I'm going to put it on my hand because I don't want to put it on my arm, rip all my arm hair off. No, no, no, no. What if you have to wash your hands or something? Oh, you want to put it on my palm? Yeah, put it where it's affected. Put it where you normally get affected by it. Okay, so we'll put one here on the palm of my hand. All right, so Skye is now... Sky is now putting ultra bright fluoride toothpaste on her hand. And here comes the good stuff for babies. That doesn't have any fluoride in it. Why didn't you put it on your other palm? That would make too much sense. I thought you were going to put it on your other palm. Why did someone say it before I stuck it on there? Yes, you already had put it on. Well, say something before, Guy. Where's the band-aids? Zed just grabbed two. He didn't buy a pack. He just grabbed them out of the emergency kit. Finn's dead, baby. Let's get her another one. Why would you put them on the same hand? So you can see side to side. But if it's affected, it's going to be affected. Plus, this might leak. Well, it's not leaking. It's important to keep your two experiments separate. You don't want an intermixing of the... They're separate.

2:31:43Experiment. You've totally ruined the experiment. You all ruined it. You're all jerks. Scientific experiment. Okay, then I'll take off the safe baby one, and then I'll... But you've already compromised the integrity of the experiment. I have not compromised anyway. You've been compromised. You've compromised the integrity of the experiment. You've compromised it. Just chill out. What do you want? You want the kids to come out of my eyes? All right, so what we're going to do is, the reason we're doing this test is because when Skye takes a bath, her hands get this real creepy frog skin look to them. Now what is she doing, Eddie? She's taking it off again. She's taking the fluoride one off? Everybody, just leave me alone. Oh, Skye, now what are you doing? I'm fixing it. Oh, you've ruined it. You've ruined it. You've ruined everything. So now she's putting back on... Ooh, smells like peppermint. She's putting back on the fluoride... Okay, we gotta get a new non-fluoride one for the other hand. Fluoride band-aid. She thinks it's fluoride that's making her hands look like frog skin. It could be. That's why we're doing the experiment. I think we do know. I think we do know. Now, I have a question. Why do we need to put non-fluoride...

2:32:59toothpaste on her hand. It's the placebo, dude. So that you see that nothing happens. Wouldn't that be the same as putting nothing on? If it's fluoride. What if it's the band-aid that has a reaction? Can you shut up for a second? I'm trying to have an adult conversation. I am too. Eddie, you're right. Yeah, Eddie's right. You don't have to put the other one on. It makes no sense. Well, what if because the band-aid's there, it's holding moisture in, it causes an effect? It's a controlled experiment. Wait, wait, wait. Did you guys ever go to school? This would be funny. Eddie, wait a minute. I just thought of this. What if the other hand with the non-fluoride one gets the gross thing too? It could. That means to me, oh, your hands don't like liquid on them. Could be. We'll have to wait and see. You see what I'm saying? Oh, my God. That's why we have to have the control. This is the dumbest experiment ever. I'm a scientist. Sky has been to the doctor about this. Even though it's caused her no pain. And they tell her, get out of here. You're a joker. I cannot say that. What they say to her is, does it hurt? She says, no. They go, don't worry about it. It's nothing. But it's not normal, guys. You guys don't have frog hands when you put them in water. I'm also not putting toothpaste on my hands. Because you don't have an issue. Right. But I do. So we got to figure this out, Eddie.

2:34:23Why are you yelling at her? She's pissing me off. Why? You're attacking her. Hang on. I'm just trying to get healthy here. Have you guys thought about the fact that when you take a bath or a shower that the warm water opens up your pores so her hands should be like wet or something to open up the pores so that stuff actually goes in there? Because that's when it's going to soak into your skin. You think that's true? That's a good point, mister. Eddie, what do you think of that? Should I go get in the shower? Eddie's going to blow. Okay. Here's what I don't understand. Forget it. Oh, no. Come on, Eddie. Don't shut down. P1 Brianna. Brianna, are you there? Brianna, I really hope for... Hit the line. Water and another... Wait, wait, wait. Hang on. What's up, girl? Go back. Okay. Two little tubs of water, one with distilled, one with regular tap water. The distilled water shouldn't have fluoride, so then you'll find out if it's really fluoride in water that's affecting her. We'd rather stick toothpaste on bandage. It's tough because if that's the case, I have a buildup. Are you crazy? I don't really think fluoride builds up in the system. Oh, it does, lady. There's some in your system right now.

2:35:50That is crazy. All right, so you got the Band-Aids on, right? Uh-huh. We'll check at the end of the show and see how your hands are doing. Had to put a big F on one of them so I wouldn't forget which one. There you go. There you go. Thank you. Thank goodness. I want to ask about Ashley and Zeth going to the Josh Doenga show on Friday night. D'Amigo. D'Amigo. Josh D'Amigo. He's my D'Amigo, too. He's everybody's D'Amigo. All right. D'Amico D'Amato. The three D'Amigos. So anyway, you guys went and saw his show on Friday night. He played in here on Friday. He won Winter Plugs All. He's a real good singer. Really good. Awesome! So you went and saw him live. Yeah, he was so awesome. And you and Zeth went together? Yeah. Who drove? Zethi drove. Yeah, there you go. Zethi. It's scary how good this guy is. Oh, no. It's insane. Oh, boy. Here we go. Listen to her. Hello, Zethi. Oh, yeah.

2:36:52Scott, Cecilia, whoever's listening. One of you. If you're there, can you please make him grow three inches taller? Please. If only he were three inches taller. I would be so... Well, I'd be attracted. Accurate. Hello. Well, there's a couple things. But yeah, I'm out. But he's really talented and the sweetest guy ever. And we had a great time and he's so good. Where was it at again? What was the place called? It was in this like what looked like a classroom auditorium. And there's about 20, maybe 25 of us packed in in little like chairs that you would find in a class, like a fifth grade classroom. Me and Seth were on the ground. Me and Seth were on the ground. Like on, what are those things? Chairs. Chairs. Chairs. Chairs. Chairs. Chairs. Chairs. Chairs. Chairs. Chairs. Chairs. Chairs. Chairs. Chairs. Chairs. Chairs. Chairs. Chairs. Chairs. Chairs. Chairs. Chairs. Chairs. Chairs.

2:38:19But the guy is so talented. Yeah, he is good. Wow. And then I heard that large girls are attracted to Zeth. That is an understatement. They flock to him like the salmon at Capistrano. No, wait a minute. I don't know that the salmon. Excuse me. I don't know that Capistrano. I don't know that it's salmon really that go there. What did she say? The salmon at Capistrano. I don't know what that means. Where the beer flows like wine. Everybody knows. Where the women flow like the salmon at Capistrano. Anybody. Sean. You know what I'm saying? I know what you're saying. Dumb and dumber. You are dumb. You are dumber. P1 Frisky Redbone, are you there? I'm here. Go ahead. I'm kind of surprised that Ashley got so much of the show because when I was there, she was focusing all her attention on Zeph. She was all over him. Whoa. Wow, Ash. What's that about? Yeah, what's that all about? You're going to make one jealous. She was sitting in the front row with him, and they were sitting on their butts with their hands back, and she, like, did some move where she squatted over him, and her boobs were all up in his face and everything. She's, like, leaning over him. Totally. She was all over him. Really? You're so right. I believe it. That's kind of true. I'm macking. It's true. You were making your move, Ash? Sure. I was macking him. So where did you guys go when he was getting hit on by larger ladies?

2:39:44We went, well, we met up with my boy Calvin, who, you know, works here in the station. Right. And we went to, we went downtown, we went to this place, Whiskey Girl. That's so funny. We went to this place, Whiskey Girl, in downtown. Yeah. And basically, no matter where me and Seth were, outside smoking a cigarette, in like the main room where the dancing was, it did not matter where we were, you give us 10 seconds, you look around, and we are swarmed with... Large. Just say large. Don't be mean. No, I don't want to because I support... And it was more than... Say heavy hotties. When it was more than... Yes, the heavy hotties. And it was more than one. Oh, yeah, because, you know, they were flocking in packs, and there would be, like, two, one, two, three, four, sometimes maybe even five heavy hotties. Heavy hotties. Well, they don't flock. Well, they travel in packs, don't they? I mean, like, groping Zeth, like, trying to get his attention, like, flirting with him, trying to hit on him, coming around and, like... strategically standing by him, kind of putting out the vibe. Really? Ridiculous. Wow. And he says it happens regularly. Tell him about it, Seth. Yeah, tell us about it. I don't know what it is for some reason that whenever I go out, I'm in a social setting. They just kind of pull to me. I don't know, the heavy hottie thing. I don't know, they're all over me for some reason. Some of the heavy girls are real pretty.

2:41:19So are you in or are you out? Not really my thing. Okay. He's a young man. He's the waitest. You're the waitest, you waitest. They were very confident. You know, they had a lot of kadunk and they'd come up to Zeth. The reason is a lot of times they're real good looking. And I would agree with that. You know, it's not like they were ugly by any means. They just had a little more cushion for the pushy. Okay. That was certainly... Okay, Eddie's dance is even more... Shut up! What is going on? So, Zeth, you're just not a... What do you do? Are you polite and everything? Yeah, I'm nice. I mean, I'm not going to be mean or anything. I'm real nice. Like, they go up and they start conversations with you? Yeah. What do they say? Like, just normal stuff like, what's your name? What do you do? Stuff like that. I'd like to put you in a hamburger bun. Do you offer them to buy them some gravy? A ladle of Grady? What is Grady? I don't know. Who's Grady? Well said. Yeah, Zez will just do this thing, though, where he just kind of ignores them, though. Like, that one chick that was kind of buggy, he'll just ignore them. He'll almost pretend like he doesn't hear them. It was loud. There was music playing. I couldn't hear you. I apologize.

2:42:32I love sassy fat kids. Wow. Boston Rob took care of his sick girlfriend all weekend long. That's sweet. That's an angel. Ashley, you were sick? He's such an angel. Eddie. Eddie. That struck me real good. A donkey right now. So what's the deal, Boston Rob? What did she have? He had donkeys. I was calling Eddie a donkey. I know you were. That was weird. What did your girlfriend have? What was she saying? We're not sure, but she's pretty sure that it's bronchitis. Really? So what did you do? We're not sure, but we're pretty sure. But she's pretty sure that it's bronchitis because she had it before. She had it like a year ago. What did you do for her? Everything. Getting soup, got a tea, ran out, did her errands. I know it. Eddie's pretending right now to be pulling a rope that's really tight and hard to pull. Get it, Eddie. Right now, Eddie is illustrating what it's like to get things out of you on the air. Dig your heels in. Is he pulling teeth? Yes. No. Everything. Am I being a donkey?

2:43:48Yeah, I need to pee in a donkey. A donkey. This guy's got the top 50 dumbest people in Hollywood. Boston Rob. Please be number one. Please be number one. No. Put it on the... Cully Culkin. Cully Culkin. No. Culky Culkin. No. I'm going over the top five. Mad Damon. The top five. Mad Damon. Mad Damon. Just want to say Mad Damon. Mad Damon. What about his running buddy, Ben Affleck? Yeah, what about Ben Affleck? He's an idiot. He's an idiot. Well, I don't think he is, but no, he's not in the top five. Casey Affleck. No, Terry Reed. Not in the top five, no. Jessica Simpson. Oh, oh, oh, Britney Spears. Surprisingly, no. Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton. No. Reese Witherspoon. Reese Witherspoon? What? Where does that come from? Well, she plays a good character. She looks stupid. Come on, guys. No, I know she's really smart in real life. Oh.

2:44:53Give us an example, Sky. Number five on the list is Shia LaBeouf, who was arrested at Walgreens. Oh, see, we're not going to guess it. We don't know that they're dumb. That makes them dumb? Yes. Okay, then is Ty Pennington dumb? He got a DUI. Was it in Walgreens? No. It was not in Walgreens. This is a bad list already. Did Walgreens make the list? Yes, Walgreens is number one for being themselves. I don't know, Skye. I don't get it. We're not going to be able to... Yeah, we don't get it. Okay, number four, you won't recognize his name. He's the dude who okayed Britney's... Eddie, what is going on with that? You'll know the rest of them, Ace. Remember how she gave us that list last week? Oh, no. Eddie's going to... The guy who... The guy who okayed Britney's VMA performance. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

2:45:49Number three is Spencer Pratt, who thinks that his life is from the hills. Number two is Kim Kardashian. Sky, do you have a list of the worst top five lists that you've ever come up with? This is number one. Because it's sad when you leak your own sex tape and no one cares. And number one is Lindsay Lohan for her poor movie choices, her bad behavior, and bad taste in men. What a list. ever. You guys are the worst list ever. That was really a good one. Thanks. Great story. Compelling and real. The fluoride getting to you. How's the fluoride working, Skye? The band-aids are starting to come off. My hands are getting sweaty. It's the stupidest experiment ever. It is. I wanted to put it somewhere else. In Australia, Thebes stole 16 tons of ham. Oh, great. I'm sorry. I like ham. You didn't hear what I said? No, I didn't. What I was saying is that in Australia, thieves stole 16 tons of ham. Where were you this weekend? Come get some ham. Thieves. Where were you? I think we know who. At home. Eating ham. Honey baked. They left a note that said thanks. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

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2:54:23Eddie. I just want my sandwich like I want my sandwich. Skye. I enjoy presents. What can I say? Sean. I'm... Boss and Rob. I'm kind of the transient of the bunch. And Ashley. I'm a very loving, nurturing person. On Rock 105.3. You guys know who Jessica Sierra is? The name may or may not ring a bell. She was a former American idol. She wasn't the actual American Idol, right? Yeah, she made the top ten back in 2005. I don't remember her. I kind of do because I think you really liked her. Yeah. I believe she was on, yeah. Did she sing real soulful and had a real smoky voice? Yeah, she wasn't fat, but she was kind of a bigger girl, you know?

2:56:28Yeah. Remember, and you were really into her. Yeah, and I thought she had a great voice. And I said, if it was based on talent, she would win. I think that's a one. I think so. What's the deal, Skye? What happened to her? Well, earlier this year, she was arrested after being busted for drug possession and assaulting a man by throwing a glass at a dude's head in a bar in Florida. Here, let me send you this picture real quick, Mike. Money! So that was earlier this year. So she was sentenced to 12 months. And what is this? What is this picture? That's just a recent picture of her to remind you exactly who she was. Okay. So she was, like I said, earlier this year. So she was sentenced to 12 months probation and random drug screening. Now that sentencing just came down two weeks ago. See, now this is a mugshot. I wish we could get a picture of her looking like she was on the show. Because you know how mugshots everybody looks kind of different? Unless you're Nick Nolte. And then you look really different. Exactly the same. What was her name again? Jessica Sierra. I just sent it to you. Okay. So she was just sentenced to that, the 12 months probation. Oh my goodness. And random drug testing two weeks ago. Yeah, Eddie. Do you remember it? Yeah, totally remember. Yeah. She was real good.

2:57:54Well, over the weekend, she was arrested again for disorderly intoxication resisting arrest, which, of course, and resisting arrest, which violates the conditions of her parole. She's currently being held without bond. She was seen by a judge over the weekend who told her, quote, obviously the bar scene isn't working out so well for you. She's facing up to 11 years in prison if the judge decides to go for the maximum. Now, she actually went through, I guess, treatment in July, which was part of the thing to be taped for VH1 Celebrity Rehab. So that will be airing in a while. Are you serious? Yeah. I wonder if this will be a part of it. You know, if they'll, like, incorporate this. Yeah. A little update into the whole deal. Yeah. And according to the police report, which was just posted, she allegedly offered the officer sexual favors to let her go. And when he refused, she started dropping the N-word all over the place. Yeah, it doesn't sound like an American Idol to me. Mikey, what is with that frog skin? I think Sky needs to go in for some professional help. It isn't normal for a person's skin to break out into a weird scaly mess just from water. What a freak. Signed, the mermaid from Splash. Well, she should know. That's a P1 guy from Illinois. I got an email for you. Tell me what you think of this.

2:59:20Mikey, it's P1 Amanda. I met you guys at Dave & Buster's the last time you were there. I wanted to get you guys to talk about this because I hate it. I went into the doctor's office yesterday and the chick behind the counter had a tongue ring. She was about 33, 34 years old. Okay. Please let all your female P1s know, if you are a woman over 25 with a tongue piercing and you haven't taken it out yet, then you are a loser. Are you a stripper? Are you trying to look like you're a stripper who has a part-time job as a professional? In other words, do what your parents eventually did, grow up. Under 25, you can get away with saying you're being trendy. I think the whole it's sexy thing doesn't still apply when you have kids or any kind of professional job. Or if you're over 25. The only women that would disagree are either the jokes who still have them or the 35-year-old who thinks she looks sexy. Signed, P1 Amanda. Wow. What do people... What do you think of this? 570-1053. Personally, the tongue-piercing...

3:00:46You never know how old someone is. That's the thing. You can't really tell, unless it's real obvious. I don't know how Amanda would enforce her rule. A lot of girls that she would think look normal with their tongue piercing because Amanda assumes they're 20 years old might actually be 32 and look great. You know what I mean? In which case, it blows Amanda's whole theory out of the water. Kind of, yeah. In terms of like professionals and walking into a doctor's office and somebody has a tongue piercing, I don't know. I mean, personally, I think you could do, as long as it's not like, in this country or in California, you can't discriminate against people that have tattoos and stuff. You know, it's against the law. So I can't imagine saying to a girl, you can't wear that in here unless maybe you can. I don't know. I had to take mine out. Really? So they can tell you? Well, yeah, I mean, I was a wait. I went on back when I waitressed at Joe's Grab Shack. Right. And then I had to take it out when I went to work. See, I didn't even know. They can tell you to take that out? Yeah. Well, they did at my job. Because they thought it was unprofessional. Yeah, because, you know, they don't want, like, they were very strict and they didn't want any customers complaining that there's something in my tongue when I'm trying to, like, serve food. Yeah, and I know places where, you know, you can't discriminate based on tattoos, but if you have tattoos, you have to cover them. Mm-hmm.

3:02:09So, you know, it's kind of hard to cover a tongue piercing. What do you guys think about this whole, what do you think, you're 21 years old? Well, it's funny because actually when I was watching the American Music Awards the other day, Fergie was up doing her thing and then she's in this little silvery sequiny thing trying to look all feminine and she has her eyebrow pierced and I'm like... Isn't it about time to take that out, Fergie? Wow. I mean, isn't there a time? You're in your early 30s now. But see, I think she pulls it off, and I think that's the kicker. You've got to pull it off. I mean, that's this chick's whole point. Amanda's whole point is, can you pull it off? And in her opinion, it sounds like most of the girls that are wearing tongue piercings, in her opinion, can't pull it off. It's garbage! Eddie, what do you think? First of all, tongue piercings now to me are, not cool at any age i don't know maybe i'm out of it but i was like wow i don't even think them piercings are cool at 21 now but at 33 and you know i don't know i guess it just depends on the person yeah if you like if you are fergie and you're in you know the rock industry or the you know music industry i i think it makes sense you know you want to look as young and hip as possible

3:03:29Skye, what would you think if you walked into a doctor's office and the girl behind the counter had a tongue ring? Would you even notice? Well, I mean, it depends how old she is. Yeah. I mean, yeah, if she was like in her early 20s, I'd just be like, oh, you know, but yeah, if she's like mid 30s. You know, like, I don't really have a deal with a professional setting. I don't think it makes somebody not look professional, in my opinion. My thing is like, okay, we're, you know, we're in our 30s. We don't wear the belly shirts anymore. You know, we don't wear the micro minis anymore. And we don't have face piercings. Who's we? People in their 30s. People mature. It's true. I mean, hey, listen. Just because you don't doesn't mean everybody in their 30s can't. I'm not saying they can't. I'm saying that's my opinion. In your opinion, when a chick is in her 30s and you can tell she's in her 30s and she's wearing that stuff, you're like, uh-oh. Like, hey, lady, come on. Might be time to. We're in our 30s now. Let's make the transition. And the thing is, is that we're not, you don't just see it, the 30-year-old woman that still thinks it looks pretty hot. You still, you can see the 40-year-old woman that thinks that it looks pretty hot as well. P1 Bryant, or excuse me, P1 Sarah, go ahead.

3:04:43If you're in a professional setting, you shouldn't even have it in to begin with, especially at a doctor's office. But as far as the age, I think that's just personal preference. Yeah, go ahead. You could finish your point. Well, if you think it makes you look hot, then, hey, by all means, go for it. But if you're in a hospital in a doctor's office checking me in, then I don't really want to see it on you. It's just not professional. Trust me. Every woman that's got it. thinks it makes her look hot. Oh, yeah. Even if she's 38 years old, 39 years old, she's thinking it makes her look hot. Well, I was going to say, I think that that might be why people still keep it in. It's kind of like a midlife crisis seeing these women in their mid-30s think, well, but I've got the tongue piercing. That still makes me attractive to younger guys. I'm hip. I can stay with it. I think it makes them think they are younger. P1 Amanda wrote the email. She's on the line. Oh, hello. Amanda, are you there? Hey, no, this is not the same one who wrote the email. I said to Rob it wasn't the same girl. Oh. Whoops. Sorry. Rob said that it was the same girl. What? No. Typo. That's okay. Sorry. Oh, oh, oh, not the one that wrote the email. Oh, oh, oh. That's what he put. Sorry, guys. I misunderstood. Rob was making sure that I knew that it was not the one that wrote the email. Okay. Good thing you pointed that out. I was going to assume that because your name was Amanda, you'd written it.

3:06:08It's a good thing, Rob. Let me know. Thank you. Go ahead, Amanda. Well, I'm 25, and I've actually had my tongue pierced three different times. Yeah. And I'm going to get it pierced again. And I just think that, I don't know, it's kind of stupid what she's saying. It's pretty discriminatory. I think that it doesn't matter how old you are. It's whatever you want to do to your own body. You don't have to care if other people think it's sexy or whatever. See, I think that the bigger issue, too, is what Sky was saying about mini-dresses. When is it... Eddie, you don't have a line, right? It's never too late. Again, it depends on the individual. If you can pull it off and you look good doing it, I don't have a problem with you doing it at any age. But if you're not looking so good with the mini-skirt and whatever... It might be time to retire. Exactly. P1, Brian, go ahead. Are you there, Brian? Brian, go ahead. Brian. Go ahead, Brian. Hey, Brian. Brian had a sex change. Thank you. P1 Turtle, last call. Go ahead. Hi, guys. It's Turtle. What's up? I wanted to call in because I understand the piercing thing. When I was younger, I had it.

3:07:37I think it's a little narrow-minded to talk about something that you don't understand fully. And not everybody does it because of the overwhelming sexual stuff that goes behind it. Some people do it for religious reasons. Some people do it for personal expression. Wait a minute, wait a minute. People pierce their tongue for religious reasons? Outside of America, yeah. Oh. Who? I did not know that. Love religion. Yeah. But, I mean, it's not any different than women who are over... Sky wants to... Wait, wait, wait, wait. Turtle, Sky said what religion? Oh, I don't know about that. Okay. All right, go ahead. I don't know about that. I mean, I don't care enough about it to go into that much research. Who cares? That's Junior Seah. He says he doesn't care. Turtle, isn't that a little narrow-minded? Junior Seah shouldn't care. Don't speak about things you don't know, Turtle. Turtle, how old are you? How old am I? I'm 32. And is your tongue pierced? I used to. But you don't wear it anymore? But I took it out because I got tired of swallowing the ball every time it came unscrewed. Oh, God. I mean, I'm not the type of person that cares what other people think about. But can I just make this example? Yeah. It's not really any different than women who are just at the same age, over 35, who go out and get pedicures because they want men to think their feet are sexy. I mean, it's the same thing. There you go. That's P1 Turtle. It's ultimately about personal expression, and it's about how you feel. It shouldn't be about the opinions that other people are going to give you about it. There you go.

3:09:02One more. P1 Phoebe, go ahead. Hey, I think that girls that have tongue rings or guys that have tongue rings are gross. No way. You should not wear a miniskirt if you're over 30. Like, that is like a rule of thumb. That you just shouldn't do it. Boob showing, no. Yeah, on that TV show, what not to wear. They say, yeah, when you hit 30, do not shop in the junior's department. Yeah, do not do that stuff. Yeah, you should not. And I don't care who you are. Like, I'm sorry. It's just. Not appropriate. Eddie is so against that. That's what fashion experts say. Eddie says, listen, it's all whether or not you could pull it off. What about that, Phoebe? I mean, what if you could pull it off and you're 38? I don't know. I think that it's a no-no. How old are you, Phoebe? I'm 22. No way. Exactly. I see girls that do that at the club, and I'm like, are you crazy? Because she's 22. She's talking about stuff she doesn't even know. She's 30. See, I would think opposite. I would think 22-year-olds would be like, whatever you want. Thank you very much. That's P1 Phoebe. Thank you. Well, the jury is split. Wow. We have to take a break, but when we come back, there's a new Terminator movie. What? There is going to be a new Terminator movie. That's right. I'm not in it. That can't be. Hasta la vista, baby. Total departure from the originals.

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3:12:46Do you buy sleep train mattress centers? It's looking much better on our freeways right now. However, you will find a backup still on the coastal ride on Southbound 5 from Lucadia down to the racetrack in Delmar. South 15, some left over slowing around Mercy Road as you head your way through Poway. Other than that, the rest of our freeways are pretty much up to speed, looking pretty nice. Maybe just a minor slowdown on the westbound 52 approaching the 5 freeway. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Casting from Wireless Studios. Friends, you're doing a stupid show, okay? K-I-O-Z, San Diego's Rock 3. Mycricket.com slash San Diego. You're listening to the very hilarious Mikey Show. Featuring Mikey. I don't run anywhere. I saunter. Eddie. I'm clearly the best. Sky. I never, ever spend money. Sean. I am very susceptible to natural phenomena. Boston Rob.

3:13:52I'm so athletic, man. And Ashley. I do have a lot of best friends, yeah. On Rock 105.3. Ruin, that's the Foo Fighters. It's a Mikey show at 9.15. An Oceanside man faces up to 20 years in prison for faking cancer to get time off work. Two pretty good college football games going to happen here in San Diego. The Holiday Bowl is going to be Arizona State versus Texas. And the Poinsettia Bowl is Navy versus Utah. Mikey, the idea of Skye's frog skin... Totally skeeves me out. Gross. Anyone with bumpy skin like that is completely revolting. The thought of her skin makes me want to barf. Cordially, Eddie James Olmos. That is... Wow. Better throw it away. I'll die. Better put that one right next to me. Well, I'm not alone. So he's insulting a lot of people. There's a lot of people with frog skin is what you're saying? I've been getting emails this morning. How are your hands looking?

3:15:28It's a mess. I'm ready to cancel the experiment. Well, I think we've gone long enough. I mean, it's definitely the length of time you would have been in the shower. We're trying to find out if fluoride is the culprit. They're all sweaty. The band-aids are falling off. Go ahead and take the band-aids off. Let's take a look. All right. See what we got. So here's the non-fluoride. Wait, I had to put tape around it. Let's see the non-fluoride first. It's just really sweaty. Nothing weird. What a surprise. Nothing strange going on in the non-fluoride one. Just really sweaty. But if the fluoride one's got the bumps, we know what the culprit is. Well, just really sweaty. But it was only, it was less than an hour, people. Who knows? Hey, may not be fluoride. Because one gal who... Well, it can't be fluoride. One gal who wrote in said that she lives where there's not fluoride in the water and she gets the same thing. Huh. I wonder what it is. Maybe it's not. Well, it's not. Maybe it's not. Well, why would you not be willing to say it's not? But that would be, because that would say I was wrong. I never said it was. I said I just suspected it. It's just one of the many things we've got to rule out, guys. That's right. We did. On this journey to an answer. We'll get there. We'll get there. I'm so glad those are so sweaty. Tonight on National Geographic, there's a new Terminator movie that's going to be made, and the star is going to be Christian Bale.

3:16:57Whoa. Dude. Wow. How about that? Batman and the Terminator? That's awesome. Well, he's going to play the role of John Connor. Oh, John Connor. John Connor. What happened to Edward Furlong? Are you busy? I have other things to do. What? But you were so good. You can't just go around killing everyone. Oh, man. I swear I will not kill anyone. Can't do the Oscar. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha. It'll be called Terminator Salvation. The future begins, and it should be out in theaters in 2009. James Cameron doing it? It doesn't say. They just say Warner Brothers is behind it. What about me? Yeah. Well, it does say that it's described as a big departure from the Arnold versions. My phone is still not ringing. It's going to suck. Oh, no. Worst Terminator ever. Okay.

3:17:59So here's Christian Bale talking about the Batman movie. Cut 32. Previous Batman movies, the suit became a big deal. And I know for this one, you've had some input into it. I like very much, just for my own personal comfort, the changes that they've made for this suit. But in it enhancing my personal comfort as well, it definitely means that we're allowing ourselves to be able to do more. It's much more agile, faster, lighter. There certainly is a lot of sweating. I bet. Going on. Fluoride. Better be careful. Will Smith was on 60 Minutes last night. Gosh, that movie looks great, man. I can't wait. I Am Legend looks so good. My wife is not interested. She's not interested. But it's awesome. Dude, I tried yesterday. I said, I'm going to ask you again, hon. I kept thinking she'd change her answer. So finally she goes, yeah, I'm really interested.

3:18:59Oh, no. Do you see the scene when the cheetah jumps out or whatever that tiger thing is jumps out and jumps on the deer that he killed? How does that not look fun to her? That's amazing. It's great. It's scary with what comes out at night. Yeah, what is that? I don't know. What is that thing? It's scary. Those things. If it wasn't her birthday, I'd call her and give her a hard time. No. Nah, what the heck? Get her on anyway. Yeah. Good. Yeah, do it. That movie looks great, man. Good. Good. Killer. Anyway, so he was on 60 Minutes, and he was talking about how, I guess, he's got two kids. One of them was his son, Jaden, who was the kid when he was in Pursuit of Happiness, played his son, which sounds like a big piece of information I didn't know about. Like the most obvious thing in the world. I didn't know it. That the kid that played his son in the movie The Pursuit of Happiness was his actual son.

3:19:58And he says that, you know, is that the son? Is it Jaden? Yes. Okay, and who's his daughter? Willow. Okay, and he says Willow's like a diva. Yeah, Willow's going to be in I Am Legend, I guess. Really? Yeah, that's what it says. And that he said that Jaden's a real hard worker. And then he said, quote, Willow is Paris Hilton. Willow wants to be on TV. You don't work with Willow. You work for Willow. Poor little girl. She's a really cute little girl. Yeah. Sounds adorable. No, she is. Here's what he said about his son and being in Pursuit of Happiness with him. Cut 24. Well, this is like being in Pursuit of Happiness. Movie-like. Is it movie-like? Movie-like. Was it fun? No. Kids are awesome. Kids are honest. No, it was not fun. I did not like it. that movie making from what i've seen looks real boring and you know like a real pain in the butt sometimes i'd love to be involved in it but it looks boring really be very tedious sometimes yeah i mean your day will start at six o'clock in the morning and you'll sit and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and then about four hours later they'll have you do like one quick thing and then you wait and wait while people set lights up and you wait and wait and wait

3:21:19Didn't we hear a story that some directors make them do scenes like 30 times? You just do it over and over and over. But the end product is great because you'll get hysterical scenes like Tom Cruise and Magnolia at the end of the movie. Good call, Mike. That was a funny part. Come out of it. That's on the bloopers and outtakes, too. Happy birthday, my love. Oh, thanks. Happy birthday. Honey, why are you not interested in I Am Legend? Well, it looks so stupid. Oh, my God. Well, let's hear it out. Oh, my God. It does not look stupid. Let's hear it out. Oh, it looks awesome. What does it matter with you? What a dumb, like, oh, I'm the last person on the earth, and I'm in New York, and I'm with Smith. And New York City has turned into the Savannah. Excuse me. This is coming from a woman who loved Lord of the Rings. Loved Lord of the Rings. Why? Because that's real? Because people are taking a ring to Mordor to throw it back into it? The whole entire thing is fantasy. It takes place on Middle Earth, which doesn't exist. Unlike this movie, which is just dumb. It could happen. Yeah, you never know.

3:22:39I never know that there's going to be one person left at the end of the world and it's going to be Will Smith. It's going to be Will Smith. It could be. Now, wait a second. Now, doesn't the idea, just the idea, the concept, doesn't the concept sort of seem exciting and fun? Opposite. Wow. It's the opposite of exciting and fun. Yeah. I mean, I think it sounds stupid, unrealistic, boring. Boring? Yes, boring. You see those crazy things that come out at night? Okay, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I got another example of a movie that you liked. Oh, here we go. I got another example of a movie. It's her birthday. Attack. Yeah, it's my birthday. She loved War of the Worlds. Thought she was going to hate it. Loved War of the Worlds. That's a good one. So there's like space aliens coming out in the middle. Realistic? That could happen. You know what I mean? Yeah, I got her there. No comment. No! But... We're going to Fandango.com right now. How? Like, seriously? If there's one guy left... Not until a cool movie comes out. How boring. I think it looks really... He has a dog. Really cool. Are you going to at least give it a shot, Rebecca? No. No. Oh, it looks awesome. No. You're ruining it. It looks boring and stupid, and what a dumb concept. You're coming with me. We've got to go see it. No. All right, I've got to go. Happy birthday. I love you. I love you.

3:24:03That's my wife. She turns 21 years old today. It's really great. She's going to get you out for the first drink. That's right. She gets her first drink tonight. That's cool. Order up her first beer. It'll be really neat. Mikey Show, hello. Hello. Hey, I wanted to talk about the Will Smith movie that's coming out. Yeah, go ahead, man. Well, the deal is it's not really an original idea. I guess there's a movie like in the 70s that came out with Charlton Heston where he was the last man alive in New York and there was like zombies coming out at night. That is true. It is called Omega Man. It's kind of a remake of Omega Man. That's exactly what it is. Yeah, but I think that most people have not seen Omega Man. Omega Man is based on the book I Am Legend. Thank you, Eddie. Thanks. That is true. Okay, Eddie. That is true, sir. Awesome. Okay, well. Thank you very much. I'm going out of the loop then. That's right. You're our friend. Clearly. That little face right here, dude. Actually, it's over there too. There's a little face right there on your face. Just a little bit. Sorry, bro. I mean, not everybody knows that. P1 Sean, go ahead. Hey, Mikey. I just wanted to make a point about the whole realism thing with the movie. Right. It's a take on Richard Matheson's book, I Am Legend, like that guy said. But also...

3:25:22They wrote it, like, more modern. It's got a real medical background. Like, it's based on, they came up with a cure for cancer. And what it does is it kills bad blood. What does Rob do? I mean, when he's sitting in there and he's screening the calls, like... What? It's like, I think he'd put Zeth through. I really do. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Is that guy an idiot? I just think that Omega Man is a remake. I Am Legend has already came out. Wait, what? Speak up. I'm calling about that Paul Smith movie. Get to your point. I think Omega is a remake. What? I'll put you right through. Hold on. You're a bad call. Turn your radio down, dude. Or not. I really don't. Did he really say something about Omega Man? Don't mention your name. When Mikey comes onto line. I'll do. Don't cuss, bro. Whatever. Or cuss. I don't care. It was a long weekend, you guys. I was getting teas and soups and stuff. Run me ragged with the tea and the soup already. Barely any sleep between the tea and the soup. Mike. Idiot. Very hard.

3:26:49Now he knows how the people in the ER feel. That's right. What? I've been working all weekend. Mike enjoyed it. I was like a paramedic. Right, on call for 24 hours. It was on call, 24 hours. Just when I thought I could take a break, she would awaken. She would awaken and I would have to be sent out forthwith for more lozenges. And Earl Grey. And Earl Grey. The caffeinated Earl Grey. So as not to keep her up. Right. Mikey Show. Hello. Yeah, hello. Yes, go ahead. You're on the air. Yeah, Mikey, I just wanted to kind of back up your wife on that point about the Will Smith movie. Yes. Here we go. I don't know. I think it's kind of a depressing story. Yeah. I mean, you think about it, you got one guy left on the earth. I mean, he may as well kill himself and get it over with. Yeah, but doesn't it look cool? Isn't it cool when he's wandering the streets of New York alone? But does he know that he's the last? Like, maybe he's searching for other people. Yeah, he is. In the commercial, he's broadcasting on the AM stations going, hey, what's up? Anybody out there? I'm the last guy on Earth. Hey, what's up? A little tone-deaf karaoke. There's got to be something more to it. That's depressing to you that he's the last guy? It's not a documentary, bro. I think it looks pretty amazing. Yeah, I know. I'm just saying, though. I mean, how much can you make a movie about one guy left on Earth? Why don't you go see it and find out? I'd say two and a half hours. Seriously.

3:28:13Half hours, I see. I'm still going to go see it because I think there's something more to it. I do, too. I'm just trying to back up your wife. It's not two hours of him just strolling around New York. I mean, stuff happens. Still alone. All right, Mikey, I'm out. Thank you. Yep, alone again. Do you guys know who Erin Burnett is from MSNBC? Never heard of her. No. Never heard of her before in my life, but she said this thing about President Bush, and she had to apologize. Cut 10. Well, Nicolas Sarkozy is in China, which of course is also trying to become a financial capital of the world. And in honor of his visit, the Chinese have announced $30 billion of deals. There he is. I mean, who could not have a man crush on that man? I'm not talking about the monkey either. I'm talking about the other one. Yeah, exactly. The monkey? The monkey. What's she talking about? Monkey in the middle. All right. I don't know what she's talking about. Willie?

3:29:10You know, I think she's still jet lagged. That's my president. I don't know who she's talking about. I know she's not talking about. Why are you talking about Angela Merkel like that? I don't understand. Yeah, she's attacking Merkel. She's our ally in a time of war. Yeah, listen, my dear, let me tell you something. When I'm jet lagged, I just take Ambien, some Tylenol PM, and I sleep it off, okay? It was my stop in Riyadh, and it just made me insane. Weird. Weird. Okay. She was talking about President Bush and said, monkey. It sounded like she kind of got hung out to dry. Oh, totally. That's so messed up. The people she's working with are like, wow, that was really messed up. Yeah, that's my president you're talking about. Hey, guys, I was making a joke, but thanks. Yeah. So she had to go on and apologize for it. Cut later in the week. She's got to go on and apologize. Cut 11. So it's going to be very interesting. But you know what, Chris, while I'm on your show, I just wanted to take the opportunity to say something. Earlier this week, I was on MSNBC on Morning Joe, and I made a bad attempt at humor, Chris. I was talking about some world leaders. They did, of course, include our president. I said something stupid. I just want to make sure I apologize if I offended anyone. I do have the utmost respect for the president. I hope he has a great weekend. And Chris, I hope you do, too. What?

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3:37:29Nice. Well, hats off to the Padres. Mike, this is P1JP. Your wife doesn't know that the movie I Am Legend takes place in December of 2012. And if you watched the last book of Nostradamus' show, you would realize that Aztecs and Nostradamus have predicted that a huge globe-changing event would happen. So that will give you more excitement to watch. Thanks, man. P1JP. Maybe that'll excite her. And make it a little bit more realistic, thus making it more interesting. Hey, by the way, Eddie and Boston Rob are going to be competing on Thursday, and P1s are invited to come and hang out. Deal trip! Awesome! That's right, we're going to be at Poway Bowl, and Boston Rob and Eddie are going to compete in another physical challenge. They're going to be bowling against each other. Oh yeah, it's on. I can't wait.

3:38:32Cool. It is on. Did you practice this weekend, Rob? No. Oh, great. My guess is he has not practiced at all and will not practice, you know, leading up to that day. And then he'll be like, well, I don't even know how to play. What did you expect out of me? Oh, my girlfriend was sick. I was getting Earl Grey over here. Do they have, like, kids' balls? Are you going to even pick one up? I love it. What about the shoes? Really? Yeah. People can come out and watch the whole thing. All P1s invited to Poway Bowl. A mini-mini. On Thursday. Someone will win the opportunity to hang out in the studio. One P1 will be coming in here. 570-1053. We need a guy and a girl. Looking for a man and a woman. Eddie, you ready to do this? Oh, I'm ready to get this on. Yeah, that's right. Let's get my P1 trivia on. What? Call us right now. 570-1053. Now, if you're calling, that means you have Friday off. You can come and hang with us. Don't call if you can't come in on Friday. Yeah. Don't even want to hear from you. Yeah, we don't want to hear from you. Unless you can come in on Friday. Tell them, Mike. That's right. Call us. Any rascals?

3:40:19Yeah. Now, if you come into the studio, you get a backstage pass. It's real cool. Food. Food. To hang out with Skye's frog hands. Sorry about that. They're only froggy if they're saturated in water. See, they're fine right now. Looking good. Quit saturating them. What's happening? My name's Skye. What's happening? How dare you, Eddie? What's happening with you? I know you'll like him. I love him. That one doesn't even make sense, Sean. Worst sound effects guy ever. I love him. I love him. I love him. Hot. Lame. It is good. Yeah, it's just sexy. That was the idea. No, it wasn't. The idea was not to sound sexy? No. Well, just a bonus, I guess. It was an added bonus. I know you'll like him. I love him. I'm in. How could you see the CDs depressive with your high eyes? I just felt my way around. Oh, wow. Yep. A hybrid didn't roll through. Right, Eddie? No. Eddie, no. Don't be out. Eddie, don't be out on that joke. P1 naked. Wait, we're having a naked guy in the studio? That's weird. Naked guy. Naked. Are you ready to play P1 trivia? I am. All right.

3:41:44I know you'll like them. I love them. Oh, you do? I'm a big fan of Naked. Now, we're trying to find a female P1. Yeah. Where's the ladies at? Where's the ladies in the house? Yo. All the ladies. We need a lady to come on and play that wants to come into the studio on Friday, hang out the entire show long. We got her. It's P1 Alma. Alma, are you there? Alma? Alma? Alma? She's won before, hasn't she? Hello? Beginning of September, she said. And I guess she's gone. I just put her on hold. Wow. Hal, are you there? Okay. Great job again, Rob. No, no, no. I've been running around so much. You've got no idea. I know, but you're here now. Hold on. Give me a second, bro. Get a girl. Hold on. My legs are tired. But they're so tiny. That's why they're tired. Is that why they're tired? It's like a little mouse legs running to the grocery store. It's twice as much energy. Mm-hmm.

3:42:46Yeah, I expend twice as much of the energy. Going to get the oil grain for one full step you take, that's 20 for me. Running into the oven says, do you have any chicken noodle soup? Where's your Gatorade? I got to get some electrolytes in my lady. Do you have any Tylenol PM? I know you're used to seeing me buy Sudafed. I won't say why. Oh, no. What is that? Like a crystal meth joke? Who made that joke? I didn't get it. Did you watch Friday Night Lights this week? No, I didn't. It's not Riggins' fault. Was there somebody buying Sudafed on Friday Night Lights to make meth with? Well, Riggins, you know, he was homeless, so he had to live with this guy and help care for his parents. And the guy was like, hey, can you just run into the store real quick and get me some cold medicine? He's like, oh, that's weird. Doesn't seem like you got a cold. And he's like, well, you know, I feel one coming on. And then later in the trailer found the meth lab. So that's what I was supposed to understand when he said this? Well, it's common knowledge.

3:44:10If you watch a Friday Night Lights, you would know that. Right? Hello, Terrence Keel. Hey, we got a girl. Oh. It's the old adventures of new Christine on the line. Hi, Christine. Hello. How are you? Good. You ready to play P1 trivia? I am. Who started first last time, Skye? The girls did. All right. You ready? P1 naked? I am. All right. One, two, or three-point question. First person of five wins. What do you want? I'll get a two-pointer. You got it. Your two-point question is, who taught almost everyone on the show how to play poker? Guess that would be Eddie. That is correct. You can put it on the board. It's on the board. P1 Christine, you are two points behind. You got to get the five. What do you want? You got it. Your two-point question is,

3:45:15What is the next sports challenge that Eddie and Boston Rob are going to face off in? I don't know. That will be an incorrect answer for you. It was like, what, a minute and a half ago? We talked about it approximately six minutes ago. We just said it. I was in a meeting. Oh, right. The bowling challenge. We're going to be doing a bowling challenge. He won naked. Yep. What do you want, a one, two, or three-pointer? I'll get a one. You got it. Oh, hello. Who on the show is single? I believe that would be Ashley. I'm going to say Ashley and then. You are correct. Wow. You are killing. Okay. Eddie, stop. It's not.

3:46:20What is it? Three nothing? Yeah. It's three nothing, P1 Christine. You got some catching up to do. What do you want? A one, two, or three pointer? Oh, man. Let's do another two. You got it. Boom. Sean. Your two point question is, what member of the show used to train dogs? What member of the show used to train dogs? That is the question. Oh, here we go. Hmm. Let's go with Sean. This is incorrect. I'm getting killed. I'm getting killed. The answer is Ashley. Ashley used to train blind dogs for seeing eye people that could see. That's correct. It was dogs for people in wheelchairs. What the people would do is lead the dog around. The dog had a little white doggy cane. The dog assisted the person. And would walk around with that little embarrassing doggy cane. In the wheelchair.

3:47:23The wheelchair. All right. And then sometimes it was bad because the cars would go by and they were hybrid. You didn't even hear them. You're right. It's dangerous. Next up, P1 Naked. Yes. You got three points. You can end it with a two-pointer or you can play it safe and go one. I will try to end it with a two-pointer. You got it. Bring it home, Nakey. Here you go, P1 Nakey. Nakey. What member of the show is notorious for their methods of birth control? Ashley. That is correct. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner, and his name is P1NakedDude. You are coming into the studio on Friday. Thank you. Sorry, Christine, but this time it didn't work out for you. Sorry about that. Well, thanks, guys. You got it. Christine did not know much about the show. No. Well, she was in a meeting. Hang on the line, Naked. For four years. Yes. It was a long meeting. Yeah, lots going on. Are we on time? Mm-hmm. Okay, good. I got stuff for you.

3:48:31Stop, stop. Lindsay Lohan dumped that guy. Yeah. Saw that coming, huh? Rehab guy? The rehab guy. She dumped him. And Lindsay Lohan. Well, he's bad for her. Yeah, he started partying again, hanging out, and she just wanted to stay home, so it wasn't working out so well. And surprise, surprise, she was seen over the weekend hanging out with her ex-boyfriend Stavros. Oh, no. So that guy's back now. Yeah, because that was a healthy relationship. I think she'll get an Academy Award for this picture. I do too, Mom. There's a guy from San Diego that's been arrested in connection with trafficking bear parts. Well, I think we've all been there. Wrapped up in that. Yeah. Who amongst us is not guilty of trying to traffic bear parts? He was just trying to buy the gallbladder of a bear. I mean, is that so wrong? Why did he want a bear gallbladder? Well, they believe that he was going to send them to Southeast Asia where they're used as medicine and can get a pretty nice price.

3:49:35They use a gallbladder of a bear for medicine there? Yes. They think of everything, don't they? Obama was here. Obama bin Laden was in town in San Diego over the weekend, and nobody captured him. Wait, no. You guys believe that? Terror alert orange. He wasn't in town. I heard that he was here and he was opening up campaign headquarters, which is even worse that terrorist activities would be happening right here. And Sky says it's downtown San Diego. Well, I think what you're trying to say is Barack Obama opened a campaign office over the weekend here in San Diego on 6th Avenue. Gotcha. Nothing with terrorists. Nothing like that. Drew Peterson, the guy that is accused of, well, people think that he's killed his wife. Way younger than him. Yeah, actually, I think he killed a couple of his wives. Yeah, because the first wife they buried, but they exhumed her body because the second wife has disappeared. And it's suspicious. So they exhumed the first wife. And then when they exhumed the first wife, they said, yeah, this isn't looking like an accident anymore. It's looking like she was murdered.

3:50:46Actually, you know what? I was watching CNN. They had a special on it over the weekend. And he's actually been married three times. And they said that his first wife, who's still alive, she told the police that at one point he said to her, I could make you disappear and no one would ever be able to find you. Oh, my. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Crazy stuff. So now some truckers have told police that the day after his wife disappeared, he went to them and asked them to haul a package to an undisclosed location for him. And then he would meet them, pick it up, because where he eventually needed to take it, didn't have access for the semi. Now this is weird. I have a clip here from the Today Show. Walter Martinek. A critical witness in the Drew Peterson case says his neighbor Thomas Morphy told him he thought he helped dispose of Stacey Peterson's body. How do you think you did that? Well, because if I haven't heard this clip, but in this story about this package being delivered to the truckers, they said another man was with Drew Peterson. But how do you not know? So if Drew says to his neighbor, hey, dude, I got this really heavy thing. Can you help me bring it to this truck? And then you tell him.

3:52:07It's something different. Yeah. What would you say? I'm like, it's a bunch of rock for a landscaping project. I don't know. You make of anything. Who knows? I don't know, man. A body feels like a body, doesn't it? It don't feel like rocks. Put it that way. Yeah. I don't know if that's the same guy, but the truckers did say that Peterson, if, you know, allegedly Peterson had another man with him when he dropped off the thing. Cut 33. Is he the kind of guy, Walter, that would make up a wild story? No, not one bit. He's a down-to-earth person. He'll give you the shirt off his back. I guess there's really nothing else I could... I can't say nothing bad about him. He's, you know, his past, like I said, his past is his past. You just saw it that he hurt. From when I moved into the neighborhood six years ago. I've never seen no problems whatsoever with them. On October 28th, the day that Stacy disappeared, Tom showed up at your home, right? That is correct. What time was that? Roughly around quarter to ten.

3:53:12Okay, so it was a surprise. You didn't expect him to talk to me. And when he came over to you, what did he say? His eyes were sunken in the back of his head. Shoulders. Told me I can't say anything. Told me that he thinks he helped dispose of Stacy's body. He said, oh no. I like the sauerkraut. He said, I think something bad is going on. I said, oh no. What happened? What happened to her? And he said, oh, yeah. You betcha. You betcha. I think I dumped something I shouldn't have. And I said, oh, yeah, like what, Tom? And he said, I said, Tom, how bad could it be? And he said, oh, no, wait till I tell you what I think it is. And I said, no. No, you'd have known it was a body. Don't you know? And he goes, no, not necessarily.

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4:04:58That's Brian Adams. He had some blemish problems when he was younger. Some. And it got fixed. Utterly horrendous. It's not very nice of you, Simon Cowell. Evil Knievel has passed away, ladies and gentlemen. I think he jumped over the pearly gates. He could have. He could have tried. Quite an entrance. This was him telling the world that he had done his final jump in 1975. He had just jumped 13 double-decker buses in Wembley Stadium in London. Cut three. I've got to tell you. Well said. Well, it sounds like that was really an uplifting finale. Yeah. The crowd really went wild. Yeah, the crowd just saw this amazing feat, and he says that.

4:06:14Now, did he jump again or was that really his last jump? I don't know. I think he tried to jump over Elvis like three months later and he couldn't make it. Totally wiped out. Wiped out on his gut. On his chin. Which one? Most people didn't think he would make it. Well, he got to the fourth chin. Come on. It's too much. Yeah, come on, everybody. Yeah, people are sensitive about all this. They're self-sensitive. They're what? Who wants to hear Josh Groban imitate the chipmunks? Raise your hand. Well, same back to you. What? Same back to you and more of it. We've got some of the same. I'll tell you what. I'm going to put us through it. No, you're not. You asked. We said no. We voted. This is America, man. I'm in a bad mood. Why are you doing this?

4:07:20No! You were warming up with the crowd. You did a little Elvin and the Chipmunks. Not quite what they were expecting. Let the rest of America just hear this for just a moment. I hope I get the hula. Yes. Yes, it's just special. We could go on for a half an hour. It's too early. I feel like a cutter. Oh, wow. You proud of yourself, man? I just hurt myself. Well, we tried to stop you. As your friends, we tried to stop you. I didn't listen. I feel really bad about it. I hope you listen next time. That's all that good stuff. Ozzy just turned 59. Today. Him and my wife share a birthday. Wow. Very similar. They're super similar in almost every way. Britney yesterday, Ozzy today. 59 years old. Carrie Underwood was cheated on. Well, we know. She wrote a song about it. Oh, no, no, no. I mean, since then.

4:08:24Oh, that's not smart. I know. She tells you what she's going to do. You would think every dude would be like, I ain't screwing her over. I don't want to mess with my car. Right? I don't want her name carded into my leather seat. Four-wheel drive, ma'am? So who cheated on her? Okay, well, so... You know, Mikey, you actually know somebody who says they went to, like... High school with her. Yeah. Said she was super jealous. Super jealous. And then she was dating Tony Romo, who's kind of known to be a little bit of a ladies' man, and that didn't work. Right. And so she just started dating this guy Chance Crawford from the TV show Gossip Girl, and he was just spotted making out with some other shit. Oh. I like the build-up. Good luck, Chase. Was he wearing bathroom polo? I would not date her. No, far away. That is a mentally unstable song. Totally is. Guess who's going to play the Super Bowl halftime show? Any guess? Think of the coolest bands. Well, no, it's been like Paul McCartney. Yeah, so obviously they want to change that. Be cool, Mikey. Oh, so they're changing it up again?

4:09:48Well, yeah, they want to make it real cool. Good. Who's cool? Like we just said, Carrie Underwood would be a big name. Big name, right? She's not too racy, but still relevant. It is not Carrie Underwood. Okay. Are we talking more in the rock genre? Or maybe Hannah Montana. She's a safe bet. Miley Cyrus for the Super Bowl. She's very popular. Selling out. Foo Fighters. That's got to be somebody cool. That would be great. Very good call. It is not the Foo Fighters. But that's a good call because the Foo Fighters are very guy. You know, guy, the Super Bowl. Yeah, rock and roll, man. Everybody watches the Super Bowl. Rock and roll, bro. But you got to figure, guys, right? And young guys. Like Jay-Z. Very, very good. And actually, Eddie, your answer is extremely close, but incorrect. Don't say Beyonce. Justin Timberlake. And Beyonce. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are getting so much closer, but it's not Beyonce and it isn't Jay-Z.

4:10:50Justin Timberlake. Rihanna. It's Justin Timberlake. Obviously not going to have Justin back because the last time... Justin Timberlake. It's not Justin Timberlake. But you guys are right there. You're right there. Want me to just give it to you? Rihanna? No. I already guessed her. Kanye West. Oh, yeah. Got it. Okay, yeah. No. Put it on the board. It is Tom Petty. Wait. You said we were close. That's Jay-Z. Well, it's like right in there, right? No. Jay-Z, Justin Timberlake, Rihanna, Tom Petty. Tom Petty hasn't had a hit since 1992. All right, guys, come on. You've got a lot of greatest hits. I love Tom Petty, but, yeah, come on. Everybody, let's rock and roll on this halftime show. Come on. Everybody on the road, don't get me around. Because you don't. Why? I like a refugee. Oh, is Foreigner busy? Tom Petty? Well, maybe they're going to mix Tom Petty with someone really cool like they did when they did Aerosmith. They'll do a mash-up, dude. When they did Aerosmith and Britney Spears. That would be cool if they haven't done that. Who are they going to mix him with, Mike? I don't know.

4:12:13I think they're going to mix him with the heartbreakers. My heart just got broken. Interesting. Yeah, Juice Newton was on vacation, and so she couldn't do it. Darn it. Holy Toledo. What about Eddie Rabbit? Why couldn't Eddie Rabbit play? He loves a rainy night. Jose Feliciano. Come on. That does not sound fun at all. Timbuk3? Unavailable? Yes. Oh, man. Well, I'm sure he'll do like a medley of all his big hits. Yeah. That's cool, but I mean, it's the Super Bowl. The best they could do. They should have had Led Zeppelin play. I think that when you do the Super Bowl, because it's a gigantoid event and it's like the biggest event there is, I think that you should have multiple acts playing halftime.

4:13:17If there was ever a time where you put on the biggest spectacular there is, I think you should take the biggest... This is Super Bowl halftime. The Foo Fighters, Carrie Underwood, Jay-Z, and then the Rolling Stones. They should all play. That would be awesome. And everybody who could complain. Or even like Ashley said, you get a couple of big artists and have them play together. That's a once-in-a-lifetime thing would be cool. Like get Tom Petty and mix him with a little bit of Rihanna. Well, no. That would be awful. The halftime show should be Julie Andrews and Constantine Morales. Now that's a mashup I'd pay to see. That's who I want to see. Let me see it. You know that Venezuelan president isn't crazy? He's crazy. He's crazy. That's crazy. He's really crazy. Hugo Chavez is his name. He's off his rocker. He was having the people of Venezuela vote this last weekend to make it so that he could stay in office for life. They have terms in Venezuela like we have terms. And he was trying to make it...

4:14:40so that he could stay in power for life. Yeah, no term limits. What's wrong with that? Uh-oh. No, President Bush. Now, before he did it, he said this. He goes, and I don't want the United States to come up with their little, how did he phrase it? Like that we were going to say that it was a scam, which immediately I was like, oh, great. So they're going to scam everybody. And they said that if the United States complained that he was going to stay in office for life, he would stop giving us oil. And that's where we get like, 20% of our oil from. A nutcase resides over all the oil that we get. A ton of the oil that we get. So anyway, it failed and it didn't pass, which shocked me. Yeah. It means it wasn't fixed. But it barely didn't pass. Really? Yeah, it was 51% to 49%. Oh my God. Wow. Yeah. Now, do we predict that he will say something was wrong then and do it again? Well, he... They say... They say that he said that he respects the people's will. But we'll see how long that lasts. Okay. Yeah, I don't know about that. P1 Paparazzi is on the line. Oh, Eddie, that was quick. That was a fast one. Like, Eddie was out. Oh, Eddie, you can't mouth that. Certainly don't say it out loud. We'll get an FCC fine. Damn, Eddie. On the line with us is P1 Paparazzi. His actual name is Brad. Oh, no. Paparazzi, what are you calling for? I'm curious.

4:16:08How much does one pay for a Super Bowl ticket to get to watch this great show of Tom Petty? Well, I don't know, but that's not what you're really buying the ticket for. You're buying the ticket for the game. Yeah, but a lot of it also has to do with halftime. A lot of people like going and seeing the halftime show. I don't know that that's what people... Why do people go to the Super Bowl for the halftime show? Oh, no, Eddie. Calm down, Eddie. Maybe Eddie has some thoughts. Brad, I don't know that people really go to the... You know, the Super Bowl to see the halftime show. Not one person. Eddie, what do you think? Let me tell you something. What do you think, dude? Hang in there, paparazzi. Nobody goes to the Super Bowl for the halftime show. Solely for the halftime show. What do you think of that opinion, Eddie? Do you think that that's why people... You think, no way, that's not really why they do it, right? Is that what you're saying? That's what I'm saying.

4:17:09Hey, Brad, don't take to heart too much. Don't read into what you're saying. It's like the dumbest question I've ever heard. He doesn't mean that. Brad, don't read into what Eddie just said. 100%. Try not to analyze it. Hey, there's some people who watch the Super Bowl just to see the commercials. That is true. Some people that are at home and watching on a TV, they watch it just for the commercials. How much do you pay for that, though? Yeah, wait. But people that pay to go to the Super Bowl, they're not usually paying to go for the halftime show. I don't think. I beg to differ. Don't pile on. I don't think. You don't know. Don't analyze what I'm saying. You don't know. Thank you, Brad. That's Brad. Idiot. Well, he hadn't been on the air yet today. You know, we haven't even talked about this teacher that was taken into custody in Sudan because she named a teddy bear Mohammed. And she got arrested. She was going to be in a lot of trouble. And she said, look, I gave the kids the option to name the teddy bear. They named it Muhammad. I'm sorry. Don't be so upset with me. What were they going to do to her, Skye? Well, you know, possible sentencing included 40 lashes.

4:18:18as well as prison time, and she was sentenced late last week for insulting Islam to 15 days in jail, in prison there, and deportation afterward. Is she American? She's British. She's a British teacher who is teaching in the Sudan. Oh, then who cares? Oh, come on. So, two Muslim representatives from Britain's House of Lords went and met with the president of Sudan and pleaded for a pardon for her. You plead for her pardon? So they agreed after she issued an apology for causing distress and said that she has great respect for Islam and will now be released and allowed to fly back to England over letting the class name a teddy bear. They were really mad, though. Yeah, they don't talk. Damn it! Lashes hurt. We're done. One last story. Oh, but Eddie was in the middle of giving his peace out. Wait, wait, wait. One last one, Eddie. Okay, hurry up. Guy in Oceanside just pled guilty to fraudulently faking cancer. Well said. That's against the law? You can't do that. Not if people are like...

4:19:34donating their time yeah so basically he worked for the government they don't say exactly what he did but he was a former federal worker and he told everybody at work that he had cancer so 30 different workers donated their time off me and that guy are different so he got nearly a thousand hours of time off donated from his co-workers so he could still get paid and benefits while he was off me myself me myself i would feel guilty That ain't right. Yeah, I think that's bad karma to do that. Very bad karma. Very bad karma. Karma! He did plead guilty and the maximum sentence is 20 years. Karma! Bless you. 570-1053 is our phone number. You can call us at the beginning and end of every show in Australia. Thieves stole 16 tons of ham. How many times? How many times? Thief. Good. Thief. Thief. No. In quotes. Not it. That's right. Not it. They said that whoever stole it flew it away in a helicopter. It's not true. I didn't read that anywhere. Eyewitnesses heard, Ham! Make a helicopter ride in the Conk 2. Right.

4:20:56How did it lift all that ham? Well, if they could lift all that water to put out fires, it can lift ham. Heck yeah, man. Skye? Sure. Right, Skye? Whatever. Skye, how much ham can that thing lift? Good question. Shut up. Ballpark. Shut it up. Just a round number. Yeah. Like, just take a guess. Obviously, I don't expect you to know exactly how much ham it can lift. Although you probably do. Well, she's done many tests. Yeah. You think if she couldn't have stole more ham, she wouldn't have? Exactly. Please. What's the FAA law on ham? What do they say in terms of tonnage? What's the legal limit? What does the FAA say is the legal limit on ham? Hey, Sky, did you limit out? Well, they changed the law in 06, where they have allowed a little bit more ham. Right. But they will take you to the scales and put you on the scales and make sure. Oh. You're not carrying an overload of ham. Totally. Of ham. It's hard to get it through customs sometimes. When you go, when I go to other countries, I've brought Iceland ham and Amsterdam ham. Amsterdam ham is good. Wild stuff, man. Mikey. Best glaze ever. Yeah. Sudan ham. Sudan ham. Oh, God. South African ham.

4:22:22Jordan ham. Canadian ham's a little different. Which one? Canadian ham. Canadian ham, yeah. It's good. It's like Canadian bacon. It's pretty alright. But it's okay. Oh, hey, listen. Tweets the ham. That's right. I'll benedict any damn thing. Sometimes in the casino when I'm drunk late at night, I'll just yell out, ham me. All drunks in there at the blackjack table. Hey, wages. Ham me over here. Ham me. Ham. Double ham. Give me a double ham. Give me a double ham with a twist. Double down. Double down, dealer. Ham straight up with a twist. Pit boss. All right. We got it already. Pit boss over here. We get it. The joke is ham. This dummy wanted to get me any ham. I'll take ham the hard way, please. Double.

4:23:20Ham me down. Give me a ham me down. Double down on ham. Ham. Have I mentioned ham? You like insurance on your ham? Give me ham across the board. Ham the hard ways. Dealer, ham the hard ways for me. And ham on the cum line. I like to play the ham line. Put it on the don't ham line as well. That way, either way, I'm getting ham. Yeah, either way, you're getting hot ham on that. I'm hamming it up. Hey, come on. I'm rolling ham eyes over here. Dealer, didn't you see that I had 10 on the snake ham? Hey, did you see that I rolled box hams? Hello? You know what? Head lady. Get the ham boss over here. Get the ham in the sky and take a look. I had action on that. Come on, baby. Sixes and hams are running, mates. Here we go.

4:24:19Let the fat guy over there keep rolling the hams. He's been rolling hams. I need a little ham. Here we go. Roll that little ham again. Roll it. Little ham. Here we go. Come on. Come on now, baby. We're going to blow on these. Here we go. Little ham. Let's go to the other casino. Ham me out here. Can you ham me out? P1 Chris. Sorry. I was laughing so I forgot what I was calling about. Hey, Mikey, I know a caller called in last week. Did you get to check out the Trans-Siberian Orchestra Christmas stuff? I didn't, but I'll check it out on iTunes. You mentioned Gary Hogan. At the very end, there's this one. It's like Christmas Eve in Sarajevo. That sounds delightful. Christmas Eve in Sarajevo. Yeah, look at Eddie's tearing up. It's too much. Trans-Siberian Orchestra, what do you want? Thank you. Transylvania Orchestra. No kidding.

4:25:33I think I'd rather listen to that. Oh, wow. With the spirit. It is really good. You look a lot like this. Joy to the world. P1 Jet. Hey, Mikey Show. I wanted to ask you guys if you talked about the Golden Compass movie yet. Oh, yeah. I saw the previews for that yesterday. It looks pretty wicked. That's a movie with Tom Cruise's wife in it, isn't it? Yeah, I think. Is that who it is? Yeah. Tom Cruise's wife. What I was going to ask you guys, did you hear that it was actually some type of anti-religion movie? I did not know that. You just talked me out of it. No. Come on. I mean, you haven't heard about it. Yeah, but I'm anti-anti-religion. I'm pro-religion. Really? Thank you for the call. Mikey Show. Hello. All right, fine. Wow, this is Mikey, actually. Mikey. Alligator. Alligator.

4:26:43What can I do for you? Yes. Don't forget. Tonight is the lights out or lights on. Lights on. The lights are on. Come on. Eddie's going to be out there. Sean Merriman's second annual lights on bowl. Yeah, it's 6 to 11 tonight. It's going to be awesome. Go on out there. Support. Represent. All the information and tickets and all that stuff are on rock1053.com. Good looking out, dog. You know it. Lovely and talented Missy is up next. And today, she's got double shots on the Nooner. It will be awesome. We'll see you tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show's out late. Love you, man.