The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 12/05/07
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
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At dinner, Eddie and the cast tried to force Sky to taste pistachio gelato, while she argued that refusing unwanted food was perfectly reasonable; a separate Guitar Hero debate pitted Boston Rob's complaint about a lazy fake instrument against callers who said the game was fun and could lead children to real guitars. During Cheater's Hotel, Paula tested Paul over deleted texts, but he named her for the hotel gift, claimed he was secretly arranging a Cabo trip, and left Mikey's crew debating whether he had recognized the setup. Michael Madsen talked about Quentin Tarantino, Reservoir Dogs, and Strength and Honor before joking about doing the interview in his underwear, while the Lyrical Gangster game produced a spectacular run of wrong answers. Eddie defended Rankin-Bass Christmas specials and The Empire Strikes Back as the group repeatedly derailed Sky's celebrity-rider list with impressions and wordplay. The newsier comedy centered on Christina Silva losing the Miss California crown because of a scoring mistake, William Hoover allegedly firing a rifle after fart jokes, and a wildly invented Michael Jackson reunion persona.
What happened, in order
The Pistachio Gelato Standoff
At dinner, Eddie tried to push pistachio gelato into Sky's covered mouth while she argued that nobody had the right to make her taste a food she already did not want.
Guitar Hero Versus Real Guitar
A listener's Christmas dilemma became a long argument in which Boston Rob called Guitar Hero a lazy, phony substitute for music lessons while the others and several callers defended it as fun that can inspire children to
Michael Madsen in His Boxers
Michael Madsen discussed Quentin Tarantino, missing the Vincent Vega role, Reservoir Dogs, and his new film Strength and Honor before puncturing his tough-guy image by revealing that he was doing the interview in boxers.
Lyrical Gangster Meltdown
Caller after caller mangled basic lyrics from Hinder, Hall & Oates, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, Blondie, and U2, and Sky then missed a Kanye West question as the hosts grew increasingly exasperated.
Cheater's Hotel Backfires
Paula tested boyfriend Paul over secret calls and deleted texts, but he chose her for the fake hotel gift and said he had been hiding a Christmas trip to Cabo, leaving the cast split over whether his oddly prepared react
My Name Is Sky
An attempt to explain celebrity riders collapsed into a prolonged writer-versus-rider riff and repeated impressions of Sky saying 'My name's Sky, what's happening?' until she finally cursed at the group.
Christmas Specials Versus Star Wars
Eddie passionately defended the Rankin-Bass Christmas specials while Sky and Mikey called the stop-motion figures creepy, then admitted he would sacrifice them before giving up Star Wars and chose The Empire Strikes Back
Miss California Loses the Crown
After a scoring error stripped Christina Silva of the Miss California crown, the hosts argued over whether she should demand an investigation or accept the corrected result with dignity.
The Farting Gunman
A news report said William Hoover fired a semiautomatic rifle after three people mocked his flatulence and body odor, prompting the show to turn the thankfully injury-free incident into a barrage of fart jokes.
Michael Jackson's Hardcore Tour
News of a possible Jackson family reunion launched a fake Michael Jackson interview about an unbelievable drug-fueled tough-guy makeover, bizarre belly-button habits, and terrible proposed tour names.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkySeanAshleyBoston RobZethMichael MadsenQuentin TarantinoChris PennPaulaPaulBrett FavreChristina Silva
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have broken our own record for playing that song tonight. Program, it's Wednesday, December 5th at 6.07. Well, just in time for Christmas, an environmental group finds hundreds of toys with illegal amounts of lead are still on the shelves. Blockbuster trade in Major League Baseball, the Marlins send All-Stars Miguel Cabrera and Dontrell Willis to Detroit for six guys. He's pretty good, Dontrell Willis. Both of them are really good. That makes Detroit immediately the favorite, I think. The Padres did not sign him? Surprisingly, no. The Padres weren't even involved in any sort of discussion. But, Mike, we are talking to Mike Cameron's agent. Oh, good, good, good. The guy that's suspended for the first 25 games. Good, I hope we work something out. That'd be really great if we could work something out. Fingers crossed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Padres, they're really fun to...
Be sad with. It's the Mikey Show. Welcome to it. Here we are on Wednesday morning. And we got open phones for you already. 570-1053. You can call us at the beginning and end of every show. Open phones, whatever you want. And then I introduce everybody and we get right into it. We got a full show for you today. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I am 37 years old. Eddie's our producer, our sports guy. He's 34. Sky does news for us. She's 30. Sean is our sound effects guy. And he's 37. Ashley is our assistant producer. She is 24 years old. Boston Rob is 25. He screens phone calls. And Zethia Notes, that is his name, is 22 years old. And he does a little bit of everything. He does our web stuff.
He does a lot of things for The Mikey Show. And he won his job in a contest called The Apprentice. Just like the one on TV. He's a baby. He's a baby. Let's take some phone calls. P1 Josh. Yeah, I'm here. What's up? I just wanted to tell Sean's mom I wanted to wish her a happy hump day. Hope everything's going good. Well, it is Wednesday. Wow. It's kind of a random wish to someone. I mean... But hey, I mean, that's nice. I mean, calling to say, hey, happy hump day. Good morning. Well, Wednesday's the day that they say you're over the hump. You're almost to the weekend. Halfway there. That's what he meant. I'm sure that's what he meant. You're halfway there, Sean's mom. Thank you for the call. I concur. No thank you for the call. I concur. No thank you for the call. Congrats. Well, there it is. P1 Biggie.
What's going on, Mikey? How you guys doing? What's up, dude? I'm just hanging out, man. Just got off work. But when the whole thing with my camera was going on, I heard that he got suspended for smoking weed. Was there any fact behind that? That's funny. That makes me laugh. I love weed. What's funny to me is how people can hear wacky stuff. Like, yeah, I heard it was because he was poaching sharks and selling their fins to the Japanese. Come on, dude. Dude, we haven't heard anything like that. I'm telling you, that's a strange rumor. Jeez. Well, I was watching KOSI when the whole thing was going down. That's what I was hearing. That's the problem right there. That's not a real TV show. That's part of the problem right there. You got to watch the real guys. I thought that was like a fictitious TV channel.
I think it's like that public TV or something like that. Right, exactly. I thought it was public access this whole time. Oh, no. Mikey Show. Greetings. Greetings. Greetings. Just want to let you guys know that the P1site.com, if people need directions to the Poway Fumble tomorrow, we have directions on there, and we have a running poll that Eddie's winning 19th six on who we think is going to win. But I voted for you, B-Rob. Please. Why? Yeah, I mean, who's the six? Yeah. One of them is me. Nice. Yeah. Yeah, and a lot of the P1 site members are going, what time is exactly the bowling going to happen? Do we know, Eddie? Probably a little after seven. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We usually do. Oh, nice. Hey, by the way, I got a really nice invitation from the folks at P1 site. that you guys are going to be doing something at Dave & Buster's on Friday? Yeah, we're just meeting up there December 7th at 7 p.m. A lot of the P1 site members just getting together for the holidays. And we're just inviting you guys if you want to come. And we're still going to get you some free drinks if you're still there. Yeah, man. I wish I could go to that. We're doing Christmas lights for the boy that night. We're taking Jake out to see Christmas lights for the first time in his life.
So nice. Yeah. So you guys have fun, man. All right. All right, man. We'll see you. I love the way he does that voice. It's just the greatest thing. It's so cool, and I've always enjoyed it. Greetings. If you'd like to make a call, please hang out and try again. If you need help, hang out and dial your operator. It's holiday season. If you'd like to make a call, please hang out. He won Rob's an idiot. She hung up on me. Uh-oh. What happened? He didn't have a point and she bailed. Well, it's better to do that. Yeah, it is. Mikey Show. Hey, B-Rob, this one's for you. There's a guy with a white Jeep. He's got a Boston Red Sox cover for his tire cover and his license plate's Yankee hater. Oh, nice. I just answered a random call. Does that guy call you a lot, Rob? No. Never heard of him before. All right. Hey, thank you very much. All right, later. Appreciate it. Last night, we all went to dinner. Except for Sean, who does not live in San Diego. How does he get to work every day? Well, does it via satellite. He's up in the Bay Area. Sean is. And last night, we all went out to dinner. It was pretty good, man. What was the name of it? Vertilucci's? Vertiligo. Vertiligo's? Vertilucci's in Encinitas. Really good food. Vigalucci's. Vigalucci's. Vigalucci's. Good food.
Good Italian. Rob ordered the polo con something. The polo con something. And it was delicious. Yeah, I think that's pollo. I think the difference. Well. I will take the polo. Good sir. It was pretty fun. You know, Ashley and Zeth get along really good. Outside the radio station. It's when he is working for her that things get dicey. But when they're like friends, it's pretty fun to watch. They really get along well. And Ashley asked me last night at the dinner table. She goes, what's that really sad movie that you saw that made you really sad? And I go, oh, it's the saddest movie I've ever seen. She goes, what was it again? I go, Jack Lemmon was in it. And of all people, Ted Danson was in it. I said, but it's one of those movies that just, oh, it just killed me, man. It was real sad. And she's starting to crack a smile a little bit as I'm talking. What? She goes, nothing. I just didn't want you to burst into tears or something like that. Tell me the story. And then you do it. And it's a chain reaction. And Zeth starts up. When he was getting you, he started to describe the movie. And he was kind of getting quiet and looking down. And I was like.
Well there, Mikey, don't get all worked up and start crying. You might start a chain reaction. You're sitting next to Zeth. He might start. Next thing you know, a lot of work's on your wife's birthday. Zeth's like... Nobody wants that. What did I do? And he comes home crying to his mom? That was a pretty fun night. Yeah. Other than Skye. Shut up. You infuriated me. I know it. If you stay out of my business. If you stay out of my business. What do you mean, stay out of your business? It was a simple request that you wouldn't fulfill. You're ridiculous. I ordered some pistachio gelato. Delicious. And Ashley goes, yeah, she goes, Ashley goes, what is that? And I go, pistachio gelato. And I said, do you want to try it? Have you ever had it? No. You want to try it? Okay. Yeah. Duh. Right away. Yeah. She takes a bite of it and she goes, she goes, that's really good. Maybe the best gelato I've ever had. Yeah.
It's delicious. By the way, one little side note. She goes, what's the nuts in here? Shut up. You didn't need to bring that part up. Are you kidding? I go, well, Ashley, that's pistachios. Okay, okay, man. Don't yell at me. So then we realized that Skye had never tried pistachio gelato. And what did she say, Seth, when it was first brought to her attention to try it? Who, Skye? Yeah, she was like... Maybe it wasn't you. I know she has a real adverse reaction to the push jam. Oh, no, she said it to me. What'd she say? I said, she said no. And I said, well, have you ever tried it before? And she said, no, I've never tried poo ice cream either. I mean, like, the two are very similar flavors. She just wouldn't do it. She has no clue what pistachio even tastes like. I've had pistachios before. Really? Yeah, I don't care for them very much. You don't even know. They're the ones in the little shell. The little baby shell. As opposed to other nuts. Other nuts that grow in the ground? Well, no. Like, when you get them in the bag, they're still in the little shells. And you go, oh, great. Yeah. You never had them. I've had them. And they're not that color green. They're not toxic waste green. They are green. They are. They're not that color green.
But Skye, it's just like green tea ice cream. It's like green tea ice cream. Food coloring. No thank you. Overload. As opposed to other ice creams that don't have food coloring? Right. You're a clown, man. Like chocolate chip. You're a clown, man. You're a clown, man. Oh, we fought about that for 20 minutes. She wouldn't do it. She wouldn't do it. He started like screaming curse words at me and I could see the look on his wife's face like, oh my. God, he's like yelling at me. It's so funny. Eddie's leaning over his wife with a spoon of pistachio gelato, and he's trying to shove it in. And this is at a public restaurant. He's trying to shove it into Skye's mouth, and she's got her hands up over her mouth, blocking it. Normal food. It's like ramming the spoon into my hands. I'm like, if you spill that on my top right now. Oh, no. What's going to happen? I'd be pissed. That was a brand new top from my husband. Well, you shouldn't have fought it. Who doesn't want to try ice cream? I know. I understand. Like liver. Eat as much as you guys want. Leave me alone. You could have tasted it. And like Ashley said, it could have been the best ice cream you've ever had. You could have left me alone. My wife. Oh, my wife. Oh, made me so mad. Leave her alone. Oh, Debra's doing that too. I was being ganged up on. I needed some help. If she doesn't want to try it, don't make her.
Thank you. You know, the first thing that came to my mind, my wife, I'm like, you're not on this show. And that's the best part, too. We all start arguing and the spouses try to get involved and everyone's like, shut up, shut up. Seriously, when the spouses get into it, I'm like, you're not on the show. We know how to deal with this. It's a show situation here. It's ridiculous. And I started playing lyrical gangsta with Ashley at the table. She was so irritated. She's like, don't do the show stuff right now. You're having dinner. Can we just not do show stuff? So mad. P1AJ. What's up, dude? Hey, how's it going, Mikey? Good. Hey, so my girlfriend's 20 years old. We've been dating for two years. And before we had met, she had never tried chicken, a salad. I've ever eaten a strawberry. And I got her to try all those things just because, you know, she wanted to make me happy. And she loves them all now. I think Skye just kind of needs to open her eyes. Skye is not in the business of making people happy. Yeah, because pistachio ice cream is on the same level as chicken and a salad. Give me a break. It is, bro. No, it isn't, bro. It's normal. Let me explain. You have two people.
You have the person that will do something because it will make you happy. You have the person that will not do something because it will make you unhappy. Now, I'm not going to say which one Skye is. She's the latter. She's the second one. She's the second one. She's the second one. She loves it. I was begging her. I was begging her. I was pleading with her. Dude, this would have made you crazy. So, our friend Lori orders cannoli. Yeah. Oh, cannoli. Stop it, Sky. And I got this, and I'm not sure what's going on. I was trying to play food detective a little bit. If Sky has ever eaten cannoli before or what was going on. But when Lori goes, she said to basically the table, I'm going to get cannoli. They come in like three and you guys can share with me. And she was specifically talking to my wife and Sky. sky got this look like okay okay like she didn't want to say no but she didn't really say yes and so when it came she took like this stupid bite like and immediately put it down and then was hoping that nobody would notice that she didn't eat it until laurie was like oh did you not like that
And it's good. Not my favorite. Not my favorite. Well, because it's cannoli. It's delicious. Because I thought I didn't like cannoli, but I wasn't quite sure if I was remembering the thing correctly. And Lori wasn't going to order it if no one was going to share it with her, but she really wanted it. So I was like, I'll share, you know, just so she could get what she wanted and then took a bite. Oh, yeah, this is the thing I don't like. And done. What is it you don't like? Too creamy. Too creamy. Not sweet. It is. It is sweet. It is. The pastry is too hard. What the? Don't cuss, Eddie. I want you. Please let me. Don't cuss. Let me. You can't do it. No, you can't. But I did it for Lori. I did it for Lori, and she enjoyed her. And it went to waste. The whole thing went to waste. It did not go to waste. It did two. She ate two, and I had a bite of one. P1, Walt. Are you there, Walt? Yes. Go ahead. Yeah, I was wondering, Skye, how did you ever... come to like the foods you do now without trying them first. No kidding. Thank you. I mean, you've got to try something first to even know if you like it. Skye's tried like eight things and she eats those things in life. Eight things. And that's fine. I'm not malnourished by any means. Hard bananas. So we're good. Filet. Green bananas right off the tree. Filet. I don't see why other people are consumed by what I eat. Oh, Ann loves Ann. Give me a break. Like, hey, I like Ann. Skye, what did you get for dinner? I didn't even check it out. I figured the filet. What did I get? The...
She got cannoli. Or cannelloni. Cannelloni, yeah. Cannelloni. The thing we were looking at on the menu yesterday. It looked good. It was delicious. I got to have some. It was awesome. You know, it turned out, Eddie, I did get the same thing you got. I had changed my mind, and the waiter talked me out of it. I thought so, because when he brought it over, it looked exactly like my plate. It was. It was called veal saltambuca. Delicious. So good. Got a little gabagoo on there. That's right. It was really, really delicious. Really good. You can't get Skye to try new stuff, though. You just can't. Can you imagine her trying that delicious veal dish? No. After that South Park episode with the little baby cow in the shackles? After a South Park episode. No veal. No veal. It's because she's looking for any excuse. No veal. It's true, man. I've given up on you. Little baby cow. Didn't even get a shot. Can you imagine how many delicious things Skye has never had? that we don't know about. More for everyone else. Why? Why don't you leave me alone? Because we want to introduce you and have you go. I want you to be happy. Yeah, we want you to be happy. You're not. You don't know. Oh, I am so happy. We want you to be happier. No, thank you. You can't because it's irrational. You're irrational for trying to force somebody else to eat something. I say to my wife, I go, it'll enrich your life. It's something more that you didn't know that you liked. It'll add to your eight things you like. My life is great. Thank you. P1 Tim.
Go ahead, Tim. Yes. Yes, my wife is from Brazil. And we got married there. And when we moved here, she wouldn't try any American foods at all. And she wouldn't do like what she did last night. She made, like, a nasty face or a grimace before she ever put the food in her mouth. This guy's already sighing with your story, like, I know where this is going. Yeah, she loves it. Everything's great. You're the best. You know, if she just tried something new, she'd probably be happier. She might find a lot of food that she actually likes to eat over her mouth. Duh. Yeah, exactly. She won't do it, though. Thank you. Fish tacos. Thank you very much. It was ice cream. Zach, do you not remember that you had... something that you wanted to add last night and I said when we were talking about it I just looked at Seth and he looked at me like what's going on Mike no it was everything that I wanted to say it was already hit so it's just what was yours what were you going to talk about the pistachio thing which was also infuriating me for some reason even though it doesn't bother me most of the time hey you don't eat dessert at all what are you up in my grill about you're right but I told you that even though I don't eat the dessert I still would have eaten the pistachio ice cream he would have tried it good for you he would have tried it
But you won't eat a donut. Like, whatever. And I don't pressure you to eat a donut. That's fine. We're different. It's cool. Not cool. It's okay. Wow, Sky, why is he lashing out at you? I don't know. He's got balls, huh? Right? Oh, my God. It's garbage. No. Oh, man. His place. How did it go down last night? Did you go pick Zeth up, or did he pick you up, or how did it work? He met at my house, and then I drove us. You drove? Which is always a party. You know what I'm saying? Why would you not put him to work, make him drive? I don't trust him, Mike. Because of the gas thing. If it's a long distance, I would rather drive just because any time I can help Zeth out, I will when it comes to financial stuff. Wow. You are very giving to Zeth. Yeah. You're a saint. When it comes to Zeth, Ashley, when it comes to Zeth, you just never stop giving. Thank you. I agree. It takes brass balls. They really do like hanging out, though. I for sure thought he was going to bring up.
Our car ride, because I was, but I guess not. Why? What's the deal with the car ride? When I was serenading her. Oh, yeah, the music was questionable. I don't know. She was singing some really weird songs. Do you know that new song? Which one? Hide and Seek. By who? It's not a weird song. It's a very popular song called Hide and Seek. Do you know who it buys us? I think it's Imaging Heap. It's such a good song. Oh, yeah. It's so good. That's the name of the song? Hide and Seek. If you find it in the system, listen to it and imagine her singing it. I was getting really into it. It's like my new favorite song. Ashley was singing this. You need to know the words. You can just go with it. Just does whatever. That's what an infant does. Does it ever make sense? No, it doesn't ever make sense. When we sing.
What station plays this? What station in San Diego plays it? I would guess maybe it's like 94.9. Really? So it's alternative music? Well, they play like that iPod song. What is the best part? No instruments ever come in? Not really. Great music. Can you imagine being trapped in a Honda with this? Yeah, he really could. I couldn't do anything about it. I really couldn't. I tried and she was not having it. I've never driven in a car that Ashley's driving. Don't. Don't. Uh-uh. I mean, you have a son. You got a nice life, Mike. Yeah. I've never done it. I've heard a lot about it. I'm a good driver. It's frightening. It's not. Sky went to Kohl's and did some Christmas shopping yesterday. Dude, that place is the bomb. Kohl's is the bomb. Dude.
Like, you pull something off the shelf, and you're like, should I buy it? Ah, the tag says 50 bucks. Oh, there's this little sign. $50 equals $19.99. Like, sales all the time. Good stuff? Yeah, and then if you're on, like, their mailing list, we have one that are, like... kohl's cards uh they send you like 15 off coupons all the time if you open a kohl's charge you get like an extra 10 off so you could potentially save yourself like 80 really and it's good stuff yeah they got clothes they got cookware they have some electronics uh accessories jewelry dude i did probably like half my christmas shopping at kohl's yesterday feels so good that's pretty cool oh yeah i love checking that stuff off the list um Okay, here's the deal. Tomorrow, Eddie and Boston Rob are going to be in a competition against each other at Poway Fun Bowl. It's on Poway Road, and everyone's invited to come watch. So come out and watch us doing the show from out there. Everybody's invited. That's tomorrow's show. As Ashley said, road trip tomorrow. Today on the program, in fact, next, we're going to do Sean TV.
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Once you go inland, you're going to lose it, but we've got a lot of fog and dense fog in some areas, especially down the coastline right now, and that's contributing to heavy traffic already in the South 5, coming out of Encinitas down towards Solana Beach. South 15 stays tough on the 78th of your Rancho Parkway, coming out of Escondido, and then you've got some reduced speeds into Rancho Bernardo. Getting a little tight out of Santee right now on the westbound 52. It's kind of off and on up to the top of the summit. Your west 8 looks good, 94 King Freeway, good to go all the way to downtown. Both the 5 and the 805 northbound, though, a little tough out of Chula Vista up to National City on both these freeways. 805 has a minor delay through North Park, and now you're seeing some traffic develop out of Kearney Mesa heading up over the 52. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. All right. You know what time it is. It's the holiday time, and that's a big, big time for people to get engaged. I don't know why. I guess it's just the magic of the season. The romance. The lights. The lights? Yeah. Lights are romantic. What kind of lights? Like the twinkly ones. Okay. Well, I don't know if that's the reason why you would want to propose. They sparkle like diamonds, Eddie. Okay. Because they're so pretty. That's weird. You know, but maybe you could think about putting it in her stocking or, you know, in an ornament or something.
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And Tecate Light Cerveza. Tecate Light, Mexico's number one cerveza light. It's not b****, it's cerveza. Enjoy Tecate Light responsibly 2007. Cervezas Mexicanas, White Plains, New York. The Mikey Morning Show continues. Featuring Mikey. If it involves danger, I try to avoid it. Eddie. That's it! I'm a simple man. Sky. I'm an adult. Respect me. Sean. I invite everyone with just a little bit of enthusiasm. Boston Rob. I hate the Yankees. You know this. And Ashley. The conversation, too. Save that clip. The Mikey Show's on. 053. New Lenny song's pretty cool. You heard this one, Sky? Lenny Crump? Mm-hmm. This song is so good. Took your soul, cause there's a... Neighbor on the Jeffersons. She was married to a white guy on the show named Tom. Ha ha ha. Welcome back. It is 640. Dennis Quaid has filed a lawsuit against the drug makers involved in the overdose of his newborn twins. The Broncos' Travis Henry wins his appeal and will not be suspended. The weirdest story in the world to me. That deal is about, he says that he wasn't smoking pot. It was secondhand smoke. Right. How strange is that? It's very bizarre. I mean, how they were able to prove it for him to win and the whole deal. Well, I don't know that they really did prove it.
Basically, what happened was that he contended the league violated its own policy by not allowing an expert of Henry's choosing to be present for the testing. Really? Yeah. And so, you know, it was kind of looks like it's like a technicality. But he also did take a polygraph test for the Broncos, which he passed and gave hair samples. But then somebody from the league said the hair samples and lie detector tests are irrelevant and kind of. unconvincing. So I'm not sure. It sounds like a technicality. Sean likes watching his TV. Whatever Sean likes sounds good to me. Whatever Sean likes, well you know that it might be not as gay as something watched by Mikey when he's watching. You know he's standing up. This is Sean TV. Well, Sean TV. As you know or may not know, Sean, our sound effects guy, watches everything on TV. Everything. Weird stuff you've never heard of. It's fun. I like television, Mike. That's right, he does. And he says that he is very excited about today's Sean TV. Really, really excited about sharing this one with the P1s and the Piggies today. He is going to...
He's going to tell us about a show that we probably never heard of, and he has audio to accompany it to bring us into his world. What is it, Sean? The show is called Bargain Hunt. What the hell is that? It's called Bargain Hunt, and it's on BBC America. What's so funny about that? What's funny is every week I think to myself, this week I'm sure I'll have at least... heard of it. And every week, I've never heard of it. You're saying you've never heard of Bargain Hut. You don't have that on your TiVo? Not heard of Bargain Hut. It's not on my TiVo season past. Well, it airs three times a day on BBC America. It was a really popular show in England. It actually started out as a daytime show. And then they created like an evening edition, kind of like the old match game where they had like two running at one time. So he was on in the daytime and also on at night. Okay. Um, and so they brought it to BBC America. It's a fantastic show. It's, uh, it's all about antiques and collectibles. Oh, wow. What the? And however, did someone just say boring? Yeah. I don't know, but whoever it was, I agree. Thanks a lot, Sky. No one said anything. So, uh,
But what they did is they sort of merged Antiques Roadshow with a game show. And it's hosted by this guy named David Dickinson, who, in my opinion, he is by far the most dapper man on television. He is dressed to the nines. For your money. For my money. He's dressed to the nines in every episode. He's always got a fantastic suit, French cuffs, the whole thing. It's brilliant. And the guy's really good, in my opinion. It's very entertaining. Brilliant, yes. And usually, at some point during the show, there is a history lesson involved as well. They're usually at these very historic locations, and you get a little glimpse into English history. I have a clip of him introducing the show and doing a little history. Hello, and welcome to Bargain House. This is the amazing Laycock Abbey. It was built in 1232. And like most religious buildings in the 16th century, it was sacked in the disillusion of monasteries. This is the amazing cloister. This beautiful Gothic ceiling is full of carved mythical and grotesque figures. Now our contestants are already out at the fair. They're searching for bargains. Will they find anything beautiful and mystical?
Or will they come back with something grotesque? What do you think? You know the answer to that one. Lee just passed out. Oh, my God. Come on, Sean. Isn't it great? Be for real. You really watch that for real. Dude, I record this every single day. I don't necessarily watch it every day, but I do record it every day. I've seen some past. My goodness. So then what they do is they move into a round where there are two teams, the red and the blue team, usually a male and a female on each side, and they usually know each other, they're friends. And sometimes they're like husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever. And then they pair each team up with a professional antiques dealer. So they go out and they go to these fairs and they try and buy something that they think will sell for much more at auction. Then what? Riveting. Yes. And then what happens? Then at auction, people bid on the items. And however much over the original cost of the items the team is, they get to keep that money. And sometimes it's a lot of money. Like how much, Sean? A hundred bucks. Get out. Well, a hundred pounds. It's like 150 bucks. About 120 quib. So here's David.
looking at a very particular item that he has a keen eye for, that one of the teams purchased, and he uses one of his catchphrases. The next lot I really like. It's described as being Edwardian, as a paperweight, and of course it is an obelisk. But then we have this wonderful work cut out of the side of the obelisk, and when you look at it, you'll probably see this decoration in there, this design. I've got a gut feeling about this. I'm going to say to you, that looks a bit like Baccarat glass. French Baccarat glass. Whatever it is, it costs eight quid. It's as cheap as chips, and I like that. It's got a look, and I think it's going to make a good profit. Cheap as chips? Cheap as chips, dude. Oh, wow. That's a good call. I'd like to speak directly to the audience, if I may. Please. Please do. I beg you to keep listening. Whoa! I beg you to keep listening. It's a great show. It's called Bargain Hunt. It's on BBC America three times a day. I'm Sean King. That's Sean TV. I'll see you there. Wow. All the old folks' homes are riveted right now. Oh, man, I wish I was there to punch you in your feet. I'm going to hobble you. Oh, that was a rough one.
I'll admit. Not for you? You're not going to go home and tune in? That one didn't get me. Really? What? That one did not catch my attention. John, I will give it a try. Thank you, Eddie. Liar. This is the Mikey Show. Get downloads and podcasts at rock1053.com. Ready? Starting 9 a.m. this Friday. It's Guitar Center's 72-hour Guitar-a-thon. Electrics, acoustics, and bass guitars. Starting at 90. We'll be right back.
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You know how Rob, he's in charge of my emails. Right. There's so many that Rob has to go through them. And there's certain ones that he knows to forward to me, to send to me. So I, you know, what will happen is, like, I'll start the show. And all of a sudden, my inbox will start getting flooded. Like 20 emails. Like, he doesn't do them after the show. Or whatever, where I can get him at home, you know, during the day or whatever. He does them, like, in the morning, right before the show. And then he just, he slams me with, like, 50 emails. So I'm going through them. I'm trying to work my way through them. I'm going through them. And I get a BAM email from England. And he goes, well, I don't know, dude. I mean, I thought maybe you shop so much online.
Is that not legit? I said, but Rob, this is for a 250 pound shopping spree. You ordered a lot and you won that. Dude, if you're not going to use it, I'll use it. I will. I'm like, yeah, but it's spam. I mean, I don't know that they're actually going to give you a 250 pound shopping spree. Let me look into it. Rob. Mike, I sent you this email. This guy needs help in Nigeria. Said he was a P1. He says he's a P1. He really needs some help in Nigeria. His dad's the king. And can you please help me? His dad's a prince. Can you help? Please, Mike. Mike, did you order a penis enlarger? Yeah. I mean, because I got an advertisement here for one. I'm going to send it on to you, buddy. Yeah, I figured. Forward it. Let me forward it to you. And Skye came and took a look and she's like, are you sure? Like Skye thought, maybe, no, maybe that's legit. When Mike told me, I'm like, there has to be something. Like, Rob, no way would do that. I mean, who would do that? And I checked it out and yeah, Rob did that. I was like, what? What do you want? What did I do? So I learned my lesson. No more shopping sprees for you.
Hey, Mike, you love the show I'm writing you because I wanted to get the show's take on this guitar hero craze. My son is begging for it for Christmas. I have a real problem with it. I don't understand why he doesn't just want to take real guitar lessons. I would be happy for him to learn an instrument. I would be happy to pay for that. But buying him another video game where he pretends to learn how to play guitar is just silly. What do you guys think? Signed, P1 Laura. Oh, boy. Never thought of that. Well, yeah, I think it's a legitimate email. But if you ask me, I'm like, I don't think he's playing. I don't think he's doing Guitar Hero to learn guitar, lady, any more than I think that a kid that's playing Duck Hunt is trying to learn how to be a master marksman. Yeah, he's not like B-Rob. Yeah. Who plays the video game bullying and says that that's going to qualify him to be in a bullying competition against Eddie. That will. Exactly. She's making it seem like playing Guitar Hero is a substitute for learning to play guitar. I think she might be missing the point of her son. I don't think kids, they want to play video games. Just like, it's like her saying...
gee, I feel really bad about getting this NASCAR 08 for my son. Shouldn't he be in a real stock car learning how to drive professionally? Right. Yes. Lady, I don't think that's a point. I think he wants to play NASCAR. Yeah, because playing Guitar Hero is, like, cool. All your friends are doing it. Going to learn guitar from, like, Old Lady Sue isn't a cool, fun time. Sorry. Who is old lady? Old lady Sue can be really strict. Old lady Sue, she taught Yngwie how to play. Yes, she's tough, but good. Isn't she... Steve Vai? It was just a name. Hoey, I think, was studied under Sue. She's always in the liner notes. I was just using a name to give a... When all these rock stars get together, they're like, oh, you went to OLS? Yes, OLS!
She's hardcore. You know what I mean. It's just not as cool. I don't know what you mean. When you said Old Lady Sue, I was having a problem processing it. I don't understand. At home with your friends playing Guitar Hero is one thing. In a room with some old lady teaching you the chords. I can understand Old Lady Sue maybe teaching you piano. But Old Lady Sue teaching you guitar. Who would teach guitar then? Cool Guy Rick? Yeah, Cool Guy Rick. I don't know what you want from me. No, I like OLS. I don't know what you want from me. Cool Guy Rick is no old lady C and my friend. But who is? Well, he doesn't have the experience. What a joke. Well, he went to Juilliard. You guys know what I'm saying. I do not. You do too. I do. Thank you. Here, I'm going to let you hear what can come of going to Old Lady Sue. Stop. Old Lady Sue has taught all the greats. We're getting off track. Please. Here is one of her students. There you go. Learned all the chords from Old Lady Sue. Bet you didn't know that. So good. Makes so much sense now. Steve Miller, Old Lady Sue. It's all coming together.
All making some sense now. Yep, yep, yep. Okay, please. Here's a, this is actually, this is actually originally taught by old lady Sue. Not really. Really? Sorry, I said that wrong. This is actually old lady Sue. Shut up! She's so wasted. Well, she plays better wasted. Yeah! It was weird because in 98, she considered rehab and she was like, I don't know. I don't want it to get in front of my creative juices. What's funny is she teaches that way as well. That's very true. Plus, the home that she's in wouldn't let her come back if she did the 30-day program. Oh, no. Get it, Sue. Get up in it. Can we get back on topic, please? She's pointing at the crowd right now.
Doing that with one hand, just the left hand, the right hand pointing at the crowd. Oh, look, she's putting it behind her back. There she goes. Oh, look at that. She just threw up blood. It's really crazy. Oh, wow. It's part of the act. She's old. Yeah, her whole deal. P1 Patty. Patty, are you there? Oh, I sincerely hope you are. Uh-oh. Spam emails. Now this. Wow. P1 Grim. I'm here, good sir. What's going on? I just want to say how parents should not justify Christmas gifts for their kids. Well, okay, in this case, the parent is trying to say, oh, why should I buy him the video game? I should just give him lessons. Well, it's Christmas. Just buy him the video game. It's what he wants. It's what he's going to have fun with. That's true. I beg to differ on that. I didn't even think of that. What do you mean, Rob? Well, this lady's trying to do something good for her kid. Like, instead of sitting in front of a...
TV, learning how to play a fake guitar? He's not. He's not learning how to play guitar. Yeah, that's what this guitar... Have you seen people playing this? Of course, Rob. They're having fun. It's ridiculous. But they're not learning how to play guitar. You can have fun learning to play the real guitar. And pretty much guitar hero. Yes, you're correct. But this is not about learning to play guitar. It's about playing a game. Buttons on the guitar. Yeah. Red, green, blue. You mean a real guitar doesn't have that? No. No, no buttons. I'm saying instead of investing all that time. Dude, what I'm trying to say here is. What, Rob? Let me tell you. I know how to play guitar, okay? And when I learned, I had to go through the blue chords myself, the red chords myself. You know, I had to learn those red, blue, and green chords. I ripped off a nasty lick with a green chord. Yeah. What about the buttons? That's what the people. I see all these kids learning their red and blues on a TV, and I'm like, that's not the real way to learn your red and greens. Go to Old Lady Sue. Yeah. Oh, Rob. No. So different. She needs to get this kid a real guitar. But Rob, he doesn't want to play guitar. He obviously does. He wants Guitar Hero, right? Okay. Can I ask you a question? And it's way more constructive. Are you telling me that if he... Wait a minute. Are you telling me that if he asked for...
Vice City for Christmas. What you're saying is, dude, teach him how to do a real drive-by. Don't be doing it. Grand Theft Auto. Like, is that with Grand Theft Auto? Well, that's not a good analogy. Why? Because that's a crime versus, you know, learning a challenge. Okay, okay, okay, okay. NASCAR 08. Yeah, Madden. Yeah, Madden. We want to buy him like a real football? Well, I'd get him the Madden, but yeah, I'd get him a football and say, hey, why don't you get outside once in a while and you start to play? Well, you're just being mean. Well, now you're contrasting yourself. Yeah, because I understand that difference, but I thought what you were saying was that the guitar on Guitar Hero is pretty much the same thing as a regular guitar. I'm out. You understand that if his kid asked for Madden 08, that you would be like, no, no Madden 08 for you. Get out in the park and start throwing the football. No, what I feel like Rob was just trying to say was that he would encourage his kid to play football as opposed to playing the game. It's more constructive for him to be active with the football. That's what I just said. Stop this again. Here we go. I won't do it day two. I can't do it day two. I can't do it day two. Mike, what Rob is trying to say is that...
You should buy him the football and not the game because you should go outside and play with the football. Do you get that? I just said that. No, I know. That's not what I'm saying. No, but you didn't say the thing about going outside and playing with the football. Rob, you're coming in trouble. I'm saying the sky is blue. That's not what I'm saying. No, no, no, no, Mike. Mike. What I'm saying is when you look at the sky, you're like, look, it's blue. Thank you. You get it now. Will you tell them what I meant? But Ashley, I'm listening to what he said. I don't want to get Madden 08. I know what he said. Because I want to get my kids out in the park to play. I understand. And you go, yeah, I get that one. That one makes sense. I'm like, no, that one doesn't. It's the same thing as this guitar hero argument. Never mind. Ash, can you hear me? It's like saying, I'm not going to get NASCAR. I'm trying to help Rob out, but I'll back off. I'm not going to get NASCAR for my kid. I want him in a real car learning to drive. That doesn't make any sense. Your kid doesn't want to learn to drive. He wants to play a video game. But there are some differences in video games. I think this new Guitar Hero thing is just absurd and ridiculous. You just think it's dumb. That's the deal. I definitely think it's dumb. That's what it's about. He thinks people look nerdy holding that guitar. No, all I'm saying is...
I don't know how old this kid is, but if he's willing to invest that kind of time and play hours and hours of Guitar Hero, which he's pretty much doing the same. It's not like a remote control. I know what it is. I know what it is. He's heard that a lot of kids are playing Guitar Hero and it's inspiring them to want to learn to play the guitar. And he doesn't like that. That's what it is. I've heard that too. I've heard that some kids play Guitar Hero. Why wouldn't he like that? Because he thinks that that's why they're doing it. He's got it all jumbled up in his head. They're playing it because they want to play guitar, but it is actually inspiring a few kids to learn to play the real guitar. And so he's jumbling that and thinking that that's what it's about. That every kid who wants to play Guitar Hero really wants to play the real guitar. Yeah, and that the Guitar Hero is a substitute for it. And no, they just want to play video games. That's all. And some want to then go on and learn the real guitar. Yeah, some do. They're having so much fun playing with that little dumb guitar. They want to learn to play the real one. And I guess somehow he thinks, that's terrible. You should have been taking guitar lessons the whole time. I'm just saying, if they're young like that and they're motivated by it, then that's great. But I think give them a guitar first, a real guitar first. Well, look, here's P1 Vicky saying exactly that. Vicky, are you there? Yeah, I'm here, Mikey. Go ahead. That's exactly what I did is I got my son for his ninth birthday a real guitar.
And we got him into lessons, and it was almost a combination of he was too young, and he just wasn't really into it. Then last year for Christmas, we got him Guitar Hero, and he got really into the music, which was great, because he was into a variety from Johnny Cash to Korn to Alice in Chains. I mean, it was a great variety of music that he got into. And now at 10 1⁄2, He's picking up his real guitar, and he's interested in learning how to play it. There you go, Rob. That's awesome. We have a success story. One for the good guys. You see? You see? The good guys. It's true. I think I hit on it. You know what? If this Guitar Hero inspires little kids to want to play guitar, I'm all for that. I'm just saying this lady got him a guitar first, so he kind of went through it and realized maybe it's not for me. Guitar Hero helped. Give the kids a real instrument. So you're saying give them both then? Yeah, both right. Because in her story, if it wasn't for Guitar Hero, he never would have gone back to the guitar. But there's got to be other stories where the kid got a real guitar and sat down and actually learned. He thinks it's dorky when people are holding that toy guitar. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I definitely think people my age that are jamming out to Guitar Hero, hey, guess what? Nerd alert. You see? I ain't going to deny that. I ain't going to deny that.
You look real cool wailing out on that fake guitar. It's like a Tickle Me Elmo guitar. Come on. Oh, come on. I think it's horrible. Hey, Rob, I got one of those fake steering wheels that I use for my driving game. Dude, I would not be able to stop laughing if I came to your house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, that's what it is. He doesn't like that stuff. Slash himself plays Guitar Hero. Oh, wow. That makes it cool. It doesn't? That's like a big selling point. No, it doesn't. Not to me, dude. You're cooler than Slash? Dude. I'm not saying that, but that guy can jam out. You know what it is? He got bought for a price. He did. Did he not? He's doing something completely dorky because they bought him for a price. Oh, man, Ron. He is very anti-guitar hero. If it's the little kids, get them out and have them doing something actually constructive. This is the downfall of American society right here. But you like video games. Nah, I do. Yeah, you do. I'm not going to deny that I don't, but I'm older, you know what I mean? If I want to kick back and play a little video games at the end of the day, then why not? These little kids, that's not what we should be teaching them right now. Would you have a different thought about Guitar Hero if it was played on the little console controller in your hand as opposed to a little play guitar? Would you have a different opinion about it?
I think I might. Why? Because you think that that little toy guitar is somehow stupid. Oh, I'm not going to deny that. I'm not. But he also has made some connection. You guys, he's made some connection in his mind that because it's shaped like a guitar, that kids and parents. are actually using this to teach their kids to play guitar. I don't think necessarily what? That's so against values and the way that someone should learn the guitar. I'm like, dude, they're not really learning the guitar. They're touching red keys, blue keys. You know what I mean? You're using the finger motions. You're still... You're pretty much pretending like you know how to play guitar. Now they're phonies, these little phony nine-year-olds. Yeah, you joker. Yeah. I'll tell you what I wish we could do with a Guitar Hero. I wish that we could download our own songs that we want to play and pick and choose. Because I don't want to necessarily subject Jake to Korn. I just don't. How about Maiden? Maiden, maybe. Oh, yes. Yeah. You know, Number of the Beast, okay.
No, but you know what I'm saying? Like, if it was songs that I deemed cool for him to consume. Maybe they should have a kids version. Yeah. Kids songs. Yeah, kids songs. Or, you know, I don't know. P1337's on the line. How's it going? What's up? What's up? I just wanted to make a quick comment and say that I think it's absurd how Boston Rob likes to play a bowling video game instead of a good... Well, it's not like I go home from work and play bowling video games. I was at Dave and Buster's and that was one of the games. Hey, why aren't you at a bowling alley actually learning how to bowl? Yeah. Why are you doing that? Yeah. The hypocrisy. Well, that's a little different, too. Yeah, that's me. That's my thing. It's not dorky. Yeah, it's not dorky. I liked playing it. Therefore, I was good at it. Okay. Yeah, and I'm good at it. I hate Guitar Hero. Can't do it. Yeah. Not very good at it. So that means it's an awful game. If I didn't have to rent shoes and go to the lanes and all that. Get out of here. What about going out and buying a brand new guitar? You got to go do that.
P1, that's a one-time purchase. What about David Buster's? You got to go there. You got to buy the power card. I mean, it's the same effort. But I'm not there every day. You know what I'm saying? P1 SD Sauer is on the line. If I wanted to learn bowling and I actually, I'd have to go there every day. Like, I'm not there at Dave and Buster's playing the bowling game every day. I might as well invest my time in learning how to bowl. He's getting feisty. SD Sauer, are you there? It's a hothead. Yeah. I've been playing guitar for 12 years, man. And everybody, all my friends, we all play. Guitar heroes. And there's nothing nerdy about it. What are you talking about, man? Yeah, what's the nerdy part? What's the nerdy part, Rob? Yeah, what are you talking about? Explain. What's the nerdy part? I just think it looks stupid. I'm sorry. Looks stupid? Like... They got this new, the rock band now. Yeah, explain this to me, because this sounds like a bunch of champions playing. We play everything from Steve Vai to Ying Bay. Whoa, no way. Right in the living room? We play everything. Oh, killer. It just inspires a lot of people to play. It's fun. I'm inspired right now. Dude, the talent level of the red, blue, and green is just amazing.
Hey, have you tried it on expert mode? Man, dude, no, I'm not. What am I, Eddie Van Halen? I'm supposed to be able to tap blue three times and green once in succession? What am I? That's crazy. Some of this stuff is impossible, man. Yeah, dude. Even Eddie Van Halen can't do it. An expert can't do it. What am I, Clapton over here? Yeah. Green, green, green. Red, blue, back to green. I mean, it's just impossible. P1 DP on the line. How you doing? I agree 100% with B-Rob. I think these video games are just causing, like, laziness with the kids these days. Yes. Obesity. Uh-huh. I just remember just, like, back in the day, I mean, it was just so much more getting outside, doing stuff. Wait a minute. Video games in general or this video game? Video games in general. The PlayStation, the Wii 2. A whole different conversation. Come on. Come on. Green, red, blue. Red, red, blue, yellow. Oh! Damn it! This is no way to learn guitar. Come on. Green, red, red. Green, green, green. Forget it. Scott Weiland says the story about his DUI is not true. I got details on that coming up next. Also, Michael Madsen is coming up on the show. Don't go away. I just wanted to thank Mikey this morning for staying on the air. You know, it's my one day off during the week, and you guys totally rock.
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South 15, that's got bricked lights off the 78th of the Orangio Parkway out of Escondido. Some reduced speeds again through Rancho Bernardo, but it gets tougher from Carmel Mountain Road down to the 56th. And the coaster rides south on 5, that's a struggle from La Costa Solid down to Manchester. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. More of the Mikey Show featuring Mikey. Guy like me likes toys. Eddie. If you don't know the lyrics to Hall & Oates, I don't want to know you. Sky. I'm not going to be your yes man, Mike. Sean. I always stand when I watch TV at night. Boston Rob. This is how the brain of a genius works. Not really. And Ashley. I like my sweat and I don't want to use special deodorant. You're listening to The Mikey Show. It's 726. The California Department of Children and Family Services is concerned about the safety of Brittany's kids when they're in her custody. A 17-year-old is identified as the gunman in Sean Taylor's death.
You've got to be kidding. Is that the youngest one of those four that went in there? I believe so. Double check. They're 17, 18, 19, and 20. I heard they got those guys on suicide watch, by the way. Yeah, I saw that. They had them in some green special jumpsuits or something to prevent suicide. I don't get it. They must all be showing some sort of signs that they're pretty freaked out. I don't know. He was indicted by a grand jury on charges of first-degree felony murder and armed burglary. Michael Madsen is coming up on the show here in just a minute. John Mayer was out with some lady, and the paparazzi went over there and asked him while he was with this young lady, who'd you write your body as a wonderland for? Which I guess would be a very uncomfortable question while you're on a date. Yeah, I would think so. A little awkward. Cut to. How you doing, John? Good. Things started out pleasant between a photog, not ours, and John Mayer, who was dining at the Waverly Inn in New York with Minka Kelly last night. Then, they turned sour. Was Cameron Diaz' body a wonderland? Watch your back, watch your back, watch your back, watch your back, watch your back. That is probably one of the most tasteful things a guy holding a camera ever said. And then...
He made it worse. Man, I see you on stage. You need the new album, buddy. By the way, do you see that I'm with a woman? Do you see that I had dinner with a woman and you're asking about another? That's why you're standing outside with a camera. You're not a good wingman, buddy. Wow, that's terrible. I'm going to be thinking about you all night. I think that there's two types of people. I think there's the people that think that what the paparazzi do is cool and funny. And I think there's the people that think the paparazzi are maggots. I'm the maggot side. I can't stand them. Every time I hear them do it, like, what do you think of Body Wonderland? He doesn't know the name of it. They sound like jerks. They sound like the lowest form of scumbag. It's like dumb guys trying to get reactions out of you. Dude! Get out of here. Every time. Like, seriously, that's what it sounds like to me. Yeah, but the better the reaction they get, the more money they make. So it's like a vicious cycle, you know what I mean? It's still a crummy job that, you know, it's to me, it's kind of like public defenders that know that they're representing murderers. Right. But, hey, it's like, hey, I get paid for it. Yeah, you can take OJ as your client, you know. It's a job. He does it.
Well, I'm just saying, OJ. Careful, white stuff. I think everyone knows that you were guilty. But the publicity that came from being your lawyer. Careful, know where you live. Okay, my bad. Careful, breaks aren't that good. Oh, please stop, OJ. Thank you. You know what I'm saying. Right? Dave Chappelle just broke his own record. Yeah, that's crazy, man. He just broke his record of the longest stand-up act. on stage. Six hours, 12 minutes? Yep. Holy Toledo. A lot of jokes. Yeah, it is. What's he doing up there? Well, because he had held the record and I guess there was talk that Dane Cook was going to try and break the record. So Dave Chappelle went on to break his own record to make it longer, to make it harder for Dane Cook to accomplish that if he wanted to try. Scott Weiland.
We were talking about this yesterday that a couple of weeks ago, Scott Weiland was picked up on a DUI. Well, he's denying it now, which I don't understand it because I'm like, well, how come we haven't seen the mug shots? Like, we always see mug shots. Yeah. And so I don't understand why we're not seeing mug shots. Yeah. I mean, I was able to find the actual police report, but not any mug shots. Why do you suspect we're not? I have no idea. I don't know. What the protocol, gosh, is for releasing mug shots. Well said. This guy's got a little something going on with the throat. Hang on a second, fellas. I'm going to swig a hot tub here. Bumblebee, bumblebee. Lemon face, lion face. Lemon face, lion face. Unique New York. Sorry, I have a frog hand in my throat. Okay, please. But the police report did state that he failed a field sobriety test. Really? Yeah. My next guest is one of my favorite actors. Let's hear a piece of Michael Madsen's work from Kill Bill where he's talking to Beatrice. Cut 36. Wakey, wakey. You see it, don't you? But if you're going to act like a horse is f***ing your eyeballs, you'll burn them right out of your f***ing head. Say that that's intimidating. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. Michael Madsen is on the line.
Michael, how are you? Well, it's a little early to hear that. Listen to that. Listen to that. Michael's got a new movie out we're going to talk to him about. Michael's got a new movie called Strength and Honor. We're going to talk to him about that. And, of course, these characters that we are in love with. You know, this is an interesting fact. You were up for the role of Vincent Vega. in Pulp Fiction, but you're already committed to the movie Wyatt Earp. To walk down there, watching Wyatt Earp. Well, listen, it's, uh, my producer, Eddie, it's one of his favorites. It was a little bit too long. He loves that thing. I liked it. That's right, he liked it. I hope someone did. Oh, man. I'm the guy. Now, Michael Madsen's on the line. He's got a new movie coming out. He's got a movie coming out called Strength and Honor, and we're going to talk to him about it. It's coming out on Friday. Uh,
let's talk to you about what I'm sure lots of people love to talk to you about, your Tarantino stuff. How did you come to know Quentin? You just took a sip of something. Was it gasoline? Well, I'll see now. What are you shooting? The Edgar Allen pole. That's awesome. Yeah, my night was kind of sick. Yeah. I would say Michael Madsen and I had very different nights. Yes. One of my favorite lines from... Trying to take care of my chair. That's right. One of my favorite lines... from you, Michael, from the movie Reservoir Dogs is... Make a living. Michael, my favorite line from Reservoir Dogs is you saying, you're going to bark all day, little dog, you're going to bite. Line, and that was the guy in a good direction. Are you guys going to do Inglourious Bastards together? I've been saying that, and I know that it's already written. What about Sin City 2? How close are you, how close are you, Michael, to these actual characters? Were you anything like this growing up? I'm sorry?
Well, how close are you to these characters in terms of who you are? You play a lot of tough guys in the movies. Was this what your life was like growing up? Were you kind of a tough kid? Well, my father, Chicago, is my dad. He was an engine, and I... Let me ask you a question. Eddie's my producer. As Michael's been talking, do you picture him right now wearing a black and white suit with Ray-Bans on? Yeah, pretty much. I don't know. I mean, when you hear him, you just still have that cool guy. What is the reality? I don't know. I don't know if we can. I do. Can we put the reality on the radio? I'm fearful. Yes. I am fearful. Silk robe. Boxers or briefs? Yeah. Well. All right. A question in the film. Boxers give you a lot more room there. Thank you. That's Michael Madsen on boxers. Thank you. Thank you very much, Michael. For me, you know, they pull everything up. All right. Thank you. We understand where you're going with that.
Michael Madsen on the line. I just want to make that clear. Thank you. Michael, the wrestling scene in Reservoir Dogs with you and Chris Penn, was that ad-libbed? Listen, I miss Chris a bit, Tom. It's a great scene that looks very organic. It's fantastic. Yeah. It's a fantastic scene. It's scary. It is, because they're going at it. They're gigantic. You know, you're going out of frame. You know, Michael, I got to interrupt because I got to get you to tell me about Strength and Honor. We have limited time with you. Tell me about your new movie, Strength and Honor. I was looking for a screen. Yeah, Michael actually just won an award for Best Actor at the Boston Film Festival for this movie. Really? Nice. Very nice. Michael Madsen's new movie is called Strength and Honor. It's out this Friday. Michael, we appreciate you taking the time to come on the show. You got it. We'll talk to you soon. We'll see you. This has always happened to us. This is crazy.
The best. Well, we attract it. I think we do. He was so rad. He's great. That was awesome. He was great. He's so weird. So comfortable with us. That's the best part. He's a weirdo like one of us. Yep. Love it. Fits right in. Right? It's a thing you bring. Oh, man. Talk about how you loved him. I never loved another man. Oh, wow. I love you, Michael. I love you, too. What are you even talking about? The Mikey Show. Folks, I'll just take a few questions, then I need to get back to the kitchen. Todd, the Daily Napkin, huge night here at Rubio's. As manager, how much of tonight's success do you attribute to putting enchiladas in the lineup? Well, I think it's obvious that the enchiladas make us stronger. They've elevated our roster, and they're going to be a go-to dish.
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This is the fray how to end a life. Welcome back. It's 7.50. Lifeguards are warning people to be careful around the ocean today because waves could hit 15 feet. The Ravens' Samari Roll claims a referee called him boy during a game. And Boston Rob are going to be bowling against each other tomorrow. Oh, yeah. I can't wait. Yeah, awesome. Should be good. Boston Rob doesn't know how to bowl. Yeah. Thinks that he will be competitive. It can't be that hard, I'm telling you. No. No excuses, Rob. There will be none. All right. Just making sure. Let's do this. Now, The Mikey Show presents the search for the truth behind the words and the logic behind the lyrics. It's time to play I'm the Lyrical Gangster. Lyrical Gangster. Love it. Yes. Let's play the Lyrical Gangster.
If you know the lyrics to songs, this is the game for you. 570-1053. And basically, the songs that we play are just very popular songs. Either current or songs from the past. So give us a call. Eddie, what is a prize up for grabs today? We got tickets to The Rock Before Christmas coming up this Friday. Part 2. So we... I love Lyrical Gangsta. Wish I could play it myself, but unfortunately I'm the host. I can't play. But you can, and if you'd like to win tickets to our Christmas show, 570-1053. P1, Tyler, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Are you ready to play Lyrical Gangsta? Yes, I am. Do you know how the game works? Yeah, pretty good. All right, I'm going to give you a question about the lyrics of a song. You've got to answer with those lyrics. Are you ready? I'm ready. Here we go. Your question is... In the song Lips of an Angel by Hinder, what does she make it hard to be? Dude, she makes it hard to be faithful. That's the singing? Exactly. Sorry, dude. Up next, P1-300. Hey! There he is. I love P1-300. How are you, bro? Pretty good. I think we have a P1-300 and we also have a P1-Leonitis, so one of these days you guys should go up against each other. All right, dude, you ready to play? Sure.
All right, here we go. Your question is in the song Kiss on My List by Holland Oates. Your kiss is what he misses when he does what? Man, Eddie's going to kill me. I don't know. Bro. Dude. So easy. You turn out the light. Kiss it like this. Sky, have you known these so far? I knew the first one. I didn't know that one. I was frantically seeing it in my head. What is the matter with you? I'm sorry. Call a note. P1R2D2 is on the line. Oh, there he is. R2. R2. How are you, man? I'm doing good. I'm doing good. You know lyrics to songs good? Yes, I do. Okay, then here we go. All right. Your question is, in the song Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana, What is it less... Excuse me. I messed it up. In the song Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana, what is it less of with the lights out? Not have good players today. It's less dangerous. You have a good day.
I said hi, hon. Exactly, yeah. Sorry, R2. R2, sorry, bro. P1 Aaron. Yeah. Come on, we need a winner. Do you know the lyrics to songs pretty good? To what? You really offended him. Hey, if you give me a Nirvana song, I guarantee you I could do that one. You're worrying me. Nervous. It's not good. Get the button ready. Yeah, you worry me. I'm nervous. But we're going to give it a shot. Are you ready? Yeah. Here we go. In the song Ramble On by Led Zeppelin. Is that rock enough for you there, bro? Aaron? Okay. In the song Ramble On by Led Zeppelin, the singer smells the rain. What does he smell with it? What? I was asking if you could repeat the question. Yes, I can. I've never done this, but I'm going to do it for you. Wow. Nice to be Mike. In the song Ramble On by Led Zeppelin, the singer smells the rain. What does he smell with it?
He smells pain. Mike, I'm working over here. I don't know what you want from me. I'm working with these people. They're telling me they know. What do you want from me? P1 Shipwreck? Hey, what's up, Mike? You could be our first winner today. That's what I'm hoping for. Come on, man. All right, here we go. Your question is, in the song The Tide is High by Blondie, what does she say she's going to be? Oh, God, I've never heard this song. I don't say a superstar. Never heard the song. No, she does not. She says she's going to be your number one. I know there's people in their cars banging their heads against their steering wheels. I know it. This is the first time we haven't got anybody. That's great. Let's try one more listener. Come on, man. P1 Charger fan. Yes. Are you ready? Yes. Let's give it a shot. All right. In the song.
With or Without You by U2. Where does she make him wait? On a bed of nails. No winner, winner, chicken dinner. Should we do one with Sky like we did last time? I only got one of those. I'll give you an easy one. Really? You only got one of them? Yeah. Let's try one with you, Sky. Why me? I'm no good. You're alright. Obviously, I only got one of those. Let's try it. Sky in the song. Jesus Walks by Kanye West. Who is trying to break him down? Everyone. Devil. People are just like getting over the weekend. Dude, that's the first time we've never had a winner on Lyrical Gangsta. We usually get at least one winner on Lyrical Gangsta. Very strange. All right, I'm going to make up for it. When we come back, Britney was drunk dialing on her birthday. I'll tell you who she called next.
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A new report says that San Diego is among the cities that makes California a top spot for human traffickers. I told you that we were going to tell you about this Brittany thing. She was drunk dialing K-Fed on her birthday, which was Sunday? Yeah, well, she partied like Saturday night into Sunday morning, but her actual birthday was Sunday. She turned 26, and according to sources, around 1 o'clock in the morning, because she didn't have a date that night besides friends, so she decided to drunk dial K-Fed.
According to sources, she begged him to come out and party with her, but he had to remind her that he has their children and needed to stay home to be a parent to their boys, and at that point, she hung up on him. Are you serious? Right? I'm drunk. Not really a shock. Oh, man. Eddie, do you have anything that I can stall with right now so that we don't have to move on to the next item? Um, no. Okay. Oh, gosh. What is it? Then let's do Cheater's Hotel. Oh. Wow. Segway. Okay. How come I always get that feeling? I do too, man. We all do. Excitement? No. No. No. I have a bit of dread. It is. Yeah, that's what I feel. How dare you? Last night we were at dinner and Zeth looks over to me and he goes, Cheater's Hotel tomorrow, Mike. Oh, my gosh.
And I had this big smile on my face and I was like, ah. And it just dropped. Well, the idea is that we call. You can email us. You can go to the website, mikeyshow.com. And if you think that your husband, wife, boyfriend, and girlfriend is cheating, you write us an email and we will find out for you. Now, the reason that this is beneficial is you don't want to be with somebody that's cheating on you. That's the bottom line. You don't want to be with somebody that's cheating on you. And so, if we help you out, we help you out. That's what it's about. This week, we got an email from P1 Paula, who is concerned about her... Well, let me get all the details from her. We got her on the line. P1 Paula, are you there? Paula, are you there? Yes, hi. Hi, how are you? Good, how are all of you guys doing? We're doing good. You are concerned about your boyfriend or your husband? Which is it? This is my boyfriend, Paul. Okay. Aw, Paul and Paula. Oh, Paul and Paula. That's so cute. Look at that. That's horrible. That's right. Paula, how old are you? I'm 31. Okay. How long have you been dating Paul? We've been together for two years. Okay. And we didn't actually really date. We kind of immediately were just boyfriend and girlfriend. That's kind of, sometimes that's kind of cool. It's like you just kind of know. Right? Yeah. Yeah.
You've been dating for two years. And what makes you think that something's up with Paul? Well, I've been getting texts and phone calls. And when he goes to answer his phone or look at the text, he'll leave the room. And then when he comes back, he's kind of uncomfortable. I did something terrible, and I admit what I did was wrong, but I invaded his privacy. And I looked at his phone when he wasn't around. Uh-oh. I know. What did you find? Well, I looked fine, except that there's one phone number that I don't recognize, and he's been erasing his texts, which he doesn't normally do. How old is Paul? Paul is about my age. He's the same age as I am. We're both 31. Okay. What does Paul do? What does Paul do? Yeah, do you not want to say? Well, I'm afraid to...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe you don't need it. Don't worry about it. You don't have to say. Now, I have a question because I'm not a big text messenger. Is this something that people do? Like, is it normal to erase your text? I do. Yeah, I do too. But I erase them when it says you have to erase them. Exactly. It'll say, you know, memory almost full. I don't. I erase mine right after. How come, Ashley? Really? Why do you guys do that? It's like my OCD thing. It's like I don't even want to get to the point where it's all the way filled up, so I just... keep it cleared out from the get-go. If Paul normally did that, I wouldn't think it was strange that now he's erasing texts as he gets them. But he doesn't normally do that. Have you gone into his email yet? Eddie, please. Checked his underwear drawer or anything else? No, I actually just checked his phone and then I felt really... I don't know what was wrong with Eddie's question. Seriously. I felt really bad about it. I felt really bad about it. And I kind of even feel bad about doing this. But I'm afraid to... I accuse him of doing something that he's not doing. I don't know really how to approach this, and I'm confused, and I'm a little afraid. Have you asked him about it? Well, you can't ask him that you were looking on his phone. I've asked him, you know, why he's left the room, and he says, well, I don't want to bother you with me talking on the phone. But he seems uncomfortable the whole time. Like, he doesn't want me to know something, or I don't know. He is different.
Eddie, where's your gut? And it's from very recently till now. This is very recent. Something is wrong. Eddie, where's your gut? You know, the only part that sounds kind of shady is that he never did erase them before and now all of a sudden he is. Maybe, I don't know, maybe he got a new phone. Maybe he doesn't want to clog it up. Sounds fishy. There is something there. Like, that does sound kind of weird. It doesn't sound good. It doesn't sound good. Where's your gut, Eddie? I'm leaning... Can I? Hang on a second, Paula. I'm trying to ask Eddie where his gut is on this. I'm leaning towards he's not, but there is a part of me that wouldn't be surprised if he is. Are you leaning towards he's not because he's a man? What do you mean? Sky, where's your gut?
Something shady is going on. Like whenever, especially since they've been together for two years, whenever there's a change in a person's behavior, something weird is going on. Something weird is going on. Sean, Ashley? I have an unfortunate observation. What? Well, obviously they've been together for a while, so he probably knows her pretty well. And if she's the type of girl that would go, or type of woman, that would go into her boyfriend's cell phone and look at his text messages. There's either that type of girl or you're not. You either are or you aren't. And he probably knew that. And so why is he deleting the text? You know, he might secretly know she's looking at his phone, which raises red flags for me. It's the first time I've ever looked at his phone. Who believes that? I absolutely do not believe that. I'll tell you why. Thank you, Eddie. How else would she know that he used to do it and now he doesn't? Thank you, Eddie. See? Exactly.
Paula, did you hear what Eddie just said? Did you hear what Eddie just said? What? He said, if this is the first time that you've ever done it, how do you know that he didn't used to erase his messages? Because we live together. Right. We've seen him get texts where it says, memory almost full. Memory almost full. Memory almost full? You mean you're peering over his shoulder as he's taking his... I'm sure at 31 years of age, this is your first time checking your boyfriend's phone ever. Leave her alone. Skye, it sounds... Come on. Skye, she says this is the first time that he's done it, yet she knows that it's the first time he's done it. Well, and her excuse makes sense. It's garbage. It makes sense. This is the first time that he's left the room when he's gotten caught. Yeah, and it makes sense for her to say that she knows when he gets the message that says memory full, and he has to delete them. All right, here's what we're going to do, Paula. Leave her alone. I'm going to put you on hold. Leave her alone. Thank you. I'm going to put you on hold. When we come back, we're going to call Paul, and I'm going to offer him a night stay at a fictitious hotel. I'm going to offer him this gift basket. We're going to see what name he wants to put on the gift basket. Maybe you should text it to him. Okay.
If he says Paula, then he's probably not cheating on you. If he says a name other than Paula, he probably is cheating on you. Either way, are you prepared for the outcome? Yeah, sure. Okay, hang on the line, okay? Okay. Hang on the line. We're going to take a break. When we come back, I'm going to call Paul. This is the Mikey Show. So you're the guy who pooped in my tuba. 053. Only before. Get ready. Starting 9 a.m. this Friday. It's Guitar Center's 72-hour Guitar-a-thon. Electrics, acoustics, and bass guitars starting at $99. Guitar Center's Guitar-a-thon ends Sunday. Open late all weekend. We help people make music. Women of the U.S. Navy and Marines have been deployed to every corner of the globe. Guam. And they continue to serve our country around the world to ensure the safety of people in Atlanta. San Diego.
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that if they decide to finally pick up the phone and call AIS, it's going to be great. Oh, yeah. AIS is definitely the greatest thing that's ever happened to me, dude. All right. Well, people living here in San Diego, this can be your story. 1-800-777-4AIS. 1-800-777-4247. Thank you, P1 Meathead. No worries, dude. You're listening to the Mikey Morton. I like to take my time and do things right. You sure do. And Ashley. Sometimes things make sense in my head, but not to anybody else. On Rock 105.3. It's the Mikey Show. It's 818. Scott Weiland denies that he was under the influence when he crashed his car and failed a field sobriety test a few weeks ago. Blockbuster trade in baseball. The Marlins sent all-stars Miguel Cabrera and Dontrell Willis to Detroit for six guys. You're listening to the Mikey Show. We're doing Cheaters Hotel right now, and we have P1 Paula on the line who thinks that her boyfriend, Paul, is cheating. I do, too. Paula, are you there?
Yes, I'm here. Well, I think this for sure. I think it sounds very suspicious. It's a guy that she says is usually not the type to do these erasing of the text messages. Text messages, downfall of our society. Thank you. But, Paula, what I'm going to do is I'm going to call your boyfriend, Paul, and I'm going to offer him a free night stay at the... Orion Hotel, and I'm going to offer him a gift basket. I'm going to ask him for a name he wants to put on the gift basket. If he says your name, Paula, then everything's good. If he does not, then everything's probably not so good. And no matter what he says, once he gives a name, you're free to speak, but please don't until he does. And please don't use any foul language if he says a name that does not sound like Paula. Okay?
Okay. Don't use any foul language. Okay. Hang on a minute. Hi, could I please speak to Paul? Oh, this is he. Hi, Paul. My name is Steve, and I'm calling you from the Orion Hotel. We're San Diego's new premieres high-rise hotel located in the heart of the gas lamp. And someone you know entered you into a drawing that allows you to spend one evening for free in our hotel, courtesy of Orion Promotions. Absolutely no obligation to you needed. Wait, I... I won. Well, somebody put your name into a coffer. Your name was drawn. And when you check into the hotel, you'll be able to find out which friend of yours did this. But there's no obligation to you, and you don't have to purchase anything at this time.
You don't need my credit card? You don't need anything? Nothing. We don't need anything from you. All you need to do is pick a night of a stay, and you can do that basically within the next 30 days. You have up to 30 days to pick the night of your stay. We offer this as a way to encourage our guests to think of the Orion Hotel the next time they're going to be staying in the gas lamp. The only thing that we need to let you know is that it is non-transferable. It's a non-transferable promotion. And you do have 30 days to pick the night of your stay. Hold on, let me write this down. Orion Hotel? It's the Orion Hotel. You have up to 30 days to pick the night of your stay. And it is non-transferable. Non-transferable, okay. The only thing that we need to let you know is that you will be charged for any incidentals. So if you use the mini bar, if you make any phone calls, except for local calls, you will be charged for that. Yeah, I understand that. Of course.
Other than that, we want you to enjoy your free room, and all I need to get from you is the name of the guest that you'll be bringing with you the night of your stay. We're going to print that on the card. Oh. Can you put a message as well, or no? Yeah, we could do whatever you want. We just need a name. Send it to Paula, and have the message say... Actually, Paul, go ahead. What would you like the message to say? I'd say, this is just the beginning. Sounds great. Okay, is that great? Yeah, Paul, I want to let you know, Paul is on the line right now. You've got to be kidding me. Paul, Paul is on the line right now. This is Mikey. You're on Rock 105. I need to let you know that you're on the air right now live. Are you kidding me? And so, Paul, hang on a second. I need to let you know to not use any foul language. I don't know that you would. He wouldn't. He's an angel. But I don't want you to use any foul language in case you would have, okay? Your girlfriend, Paul...
Let me explain to you. Let me explain to you. Your girlfriend, Paula, is on the line and thought that you may be cheating on her and wrote us an email. She wrote us an email to Cheaters Hotel. She wanted us to call you. We're not really calling from a hotel. It's a fictitious hotel. And we're not really going to give you a free night stay. We wanted to see what name you would give us when we asked you about the gift basket. And you said your girlfriend's gift. This is that radio thing? Mm-hmm. You're on Rock 105.3. It's the Mikey Show. It's Cheaters Hotel. And Paula, your girlfriend, is on the line and thought that you were cheating. I'm here. I just, I feel like an idiot. I feel like I just disappeared. I'm sorry. Why? It's strange. Your phone has been ringing, and then you get up and you leave the room. You don't want to talk on the phone in front of me. You're erasing text. Yeah, she checked your phone, dude. Oh, Eddie. Oh, Eddie. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. I'm an idiot. I should have... You don't deserve Paul. I don't understand. Paul, why have you been erasing text messages? Well, now since the whole world knows that I've been talking on the phone in other rooms, and I... Well, I guess the cat's out of the bag. Okay, if you want to know, it was a surprise for you. Another surprise. I was... Here it is. Don't tell me what it is. Don't tell me what it is. No, it's too bad. I'm sorry. You think I'm...
I'm going to tell you everything, every little surprise I want to plan for you. You'll never hide anything from me. I was setting up a trip for us to go to Cabo for Christmas. I think he sounds weird. I think he sounds like a nice guy. Did you hear the car? My observation sounds like he knows this is what it is. Wait, hold on, Mikey. Do you remember him saying kind of at the beginning, is it that thing? He was saying it like he almost had heard it before. No. Stop it, you guys. He's an angel. He sounded like he maybe knew, like he heard it before. I don't know. Listen to him. He's like, yeah, okay, the cat's out of the bag. No, I think he sounds weird, too. The cat's out of the bag. Okay, well, if you force me to have the cat out of the bag. No, I hear that. Why is that bad? I hear that, too. It sounds phony. No. I'm not, no, this is, I. Really? You were really. I really am ticked right now. Because you sound ticked.
Stop. Okay. Hey, listen. It's an observation. Can you prove that you got stuff going on? Yeah, I can email you guys all my confirmation stuff. You know what? I would love to see that. That's not necessary. No, no, no, no. We would love to. I mean, I'm sure Paula. I don't want to lie to you guys, okay? I don't lie. I don't believe you either. Ashley, pull his reaction. Pull his reaction. His reaction sounded to me. Like, and the award goes to, Academy Award goes to. Oh, no way. Sorry. No, no. Paul, I'm sorry. Paul, are you there? Paul, you angel. We'll talk later, okay? Thank you, Paul. I'm sorry. Oh, what? You didn't do it, and then you're still, you're railing on him. Hey, man. All a minute. Pull the thing. Pull the thing. Paula, it sounds like he's an angel, and he's taking you to Cabo. Don't get in Paula's head. Skye, did you hear it? Yeah. I'm totally embarrassed right now. I'm totally embarrassed. You should be. I am. I am. I'm totally embarrassed. Paul's a hero. He is. He's totally a gentle person. And that's why I found it really strange that he would leave the room to talk on the phone. I kind of find it strange. Listen. I kind of find it strange that he goes, is this that thing?
Oh, you mean Cheater's Hotel? Yes, it is. Yes. Well, maybe he entered to win something somewhere. People entered to win stuff somewhere. Maybe he thought that's what it was. Sky, does anybody kind of notice that usually when we do this, people are a little bit more suspicious about it? And he was just like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll do it. Yeah, sure. He has a really long commute, and he listens to the radio all day. And actually, we both listen to your program. And that's how I knew to call you guys. We both listen to your show. Oh, yeah, no, totally. He had no idea. Stuff like that goes down, that people will do that. Okay, Paula. We love your show. Paula, I don't mean to. So he does listen? If he listens. Hello. Then you are right. Hello. But I know that we both sit in the car for two and a half hours a day and listen to the radio and that I've heard your show. Okay, has he ever, do you know, have you ever been with him while you're listening to Cheaters Hotel? No. Okay. Not that I can't, you know what, I can't even say no for sure. It's possible. But if he has... I don't remember every radio program I've ever heard, but I've definitely listened to you guys' show before. But if he has this trip to Cabo planned, is that proof enough?
I can find out if that really happened or not. Yeah, and find out the date that it was purchased. Because if it says December 5th, I mean, I would love for this. It'd be real funny if this trip turns up December 5th. You sound really upset, and I can't blame the guy. I don't even know what's going to happen now. I have no idea. Why don't you call him? Yeah, clearly. And seriously, hey, listen, I don't know if you have a scanner or anything, but if you have the tickets, scan them and send them to us. Okay. Seriously. For sure. Why not? Thank you, Paula. No problem. Thank you, guys. Let's play his reaction back. All right. We wanted to see what name you would give us when we asked you about the gift basket, and you said your girlfriend's gift. This is that radio thing? Mm-hmm. You're on Rock 105.3. It's the Mikey Show. It's Cheaters Hotel. Ashley, get me the thing where he says, okay, well, if you really must know, If you really must know, if the cat is out of the bag... I guess the cat's out of the bag. I guess the cat is out of the bag. Maybe he's part English. Well, I kind of got a vibe he's part nerd. Maybe the cat is out of the bag. And because the cat is out of the bag...
See, I got it. He was kind of a dorky vibe, too, because he's like, I'm ticked. No doubt about it. No doubt about it. Who uses that? To me, it just sounded very like, who talks like that? Ashley's almost got it. Let's take a couple phone calls. 570-1053. I want to know what people think. P1 Fred is on the line. Fred, are you there? Yeah, hey, I think I met P1 Paul at the bowling party, but I thought her name was Jennifer. That was so obvious. He knew what he was doing. What do you mean? I don't care. That guy's a P1, man. That's what I think, man. Thank you. Here it is. Paul, why have you been erasing text messages? Well, now since the whole world knows that I've been talking on the phone in other rooms, and I guess the cat's out of the bag. Well, yes. I was, I guess here it is. Oh, well, I guess, yes. I'm sorry, you think I'm cheating. I'm going to tell you everything, every little surprise I want to plan for you. You'll never hide anything from me. I was setting up a trip for us to go to Cabo for Christmas. I want to see the documents of this trip to Cabo. Well, I guess the cat is out of the bag.
I guess, here we go. Well, let me tell you then. Do you want Stephanie? Hello? Stephanie, are you there? Yes, I am. Go ahead. Yeah, I don't think he was cheating. I think he was just being sarcastic and was a little frustrated that he had gone through all those plans to give her a great present. Is this Paul changing his voice? Stop it. I'm just asking. Thank you very much, Google. I'm going to throw another monkey wrench in this because now I'm thinking about it. If he was setting up a trip, who gets text, like a text message about a trip? Does your travel agent text you and say, all set? Did Southwest text you back and say, you know, you're in group A? Did Visa text you and say, Confirmed. Like, that's kind of weird, Sky. Well, maybe, like, Travelocity, you can sign up to receive texts regarding your trip. Do you know that? No, but maybe. I mean, I know certain companies do that. Wouldn't they email you? Well, they email you and they text you. Paul, why have you been erasing text messages? Well, now since the whole world knows that I've been talking on the phone in other rooms and... Did she even see that? Oh, the cat's out of the bag. Oh, the cat's out of the bag. Oh, come on. You know...
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The cat is out of the bag. Unbelievable. Yes, here it goes. Yes, well, uh, well then, uh, huh? Give me a break with that. Wow. Paul, why have you been erasing text messages? Well, now since the whole world knows that I've been talking on the phone in other rooms, and I, well, I guess the cat's out of the bag. You know, okay, if you want to know, it was a surprise for you, another surprise. Yes, here it is. Don't tell me what it is. Don't tell me what it is. No, you're too bad. I'm sorry. You think I'm cheating. I'm going to tell you everything, every little surprise I want to plan for you. You never hide anything from me. I was setting up a trip for us to go to Cabo for Christmas. The only thing I can say in his defense is she didn't think you sounded weird, and usually somebody that you're with kind of can tell if you sound weird. Right.
Hey, listen, if it were me, I'd go, why are you talking like that? And she didn't, so maybe that's the way dude is. I have a cat out of the bag. I'm getting pretty ticked right now. Yes. You never know. That was crazy. Waves might hit 15 feet this morning here in San Diego. Dude, right on. Let's do it, dude. Ankle slappers, not so much. Come on, Eddie. You've got to know one more surf turn. What do you mean? Dude, they're not ankle slappers. Am I wrong? He is right. Thank you. They are not ankle slappers. What are they? Dude, monster surf, bro. No. Monster surf. They're monster surf. You going to get out there, Mike? Yeah, I mean, I'm just waiting for it to turn 10. Just wanted to turn 10 o'clock. Got to go take my wetsuit out of the dryer. Out of the dryer? Well, I had to wash it, obviously. Permanent press. All right.
So lifeguards are putting warnings out there. People be safe. There's still sharks out there, people. There's always sharks. There's a 20-footer! There was a 20-foot shark in La Jolla Cove, Sky. You're going to need a bigger boat. Yeah, I'll say you are. I'll tell you what. Don't let little Timmy out there. Oh, no. And I am not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Ketner boy spill out all over the dock. Thank you. Wow. I wouldn't either, for goodness sake. Let's close the beaches. No closing the beaches. Skye has a couple of lists. One list that she has is the Forbes list of 20 richest stars under 25. Skye! Oh, under 25. You're thinking of the way over 25 list. Way over 25? Rude. Rude old guy. I am not on the list.
Well, obviously it's those twin girls, the Olsons. Oh, yeah. Yeah, which sucks because they don't get credit. They only count for one. But number five, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen each made $17 million in 2007. What about that? They each made 17 mil? Mm-hmm. They're number one? Whoa. No, number five. Oh. What about that high school musical kid? Oh, yeah. Zach Galifianakis. Galifianakis. No. Zac Efron is not on the list. Who else is a rich young kid? Don't forget sports stars. This isn't just entertainment people. This is also sports. People under 25 years old. Jamarcus Russell. No. LeBron James. Number one. LeBron James. With 27 million. Good one, Seth. I said it. What about LeBron James? LeBron James. Seth already said it. $27 million this year. I didn't hear him say that. 23 years old. What about Joe Montana? He's under 25 years old. What does he rank? This is what we're doing, Mike. Or Steve Young? Focus. Roger Craig? A-Rod. Hey, dorks, focus.
me. Am I on the list? Oh yeah, OJ. You're too old, OJ. I'm not too old. I'm 24 years old. No, you're not. I am. You are? Check my identification. Let me see. It's right here with my passport. My birthday isn't until the 31st. That's right. Here, let me go through my personal affix. Okay, what do you got? I got my passport. I got my wig. I have my glasses with a rubber nose on it. That's odd. You have a ton of cash. That's right, $3,000 in cash. A robe. I said rope. Why do you have a robe? I was going to lay out by the pool. Sounds lovely. Or lounge in the back of a Bronco. Let's see. 357 shells. Check. 357. Check. Cell phone. Bandages. Suicide note. A mop. Here's all my stuff. Bottle of Lysol.
A pint of old Harper. Yeah. A pen. There it is. This comb. This comb. Those batteries there. Uh-huh. Dude, we gotta get that clip. That's a good clip. From American Graffiti. Yes. I'll take out that pen. Guy's trying to buy porno for the first time in his life. I'll take that pen. Oh, he's trying to get the pint of old Harper. Oh, he's trying to get the pint of old Harper. I'll take the ballpoint pen there. Let me see. I'll take those batteries. A comb. A comb. A pint of old Harper. Mixing it in with everything. Did he get it? No, they ID him immediately. I think he did get it. Did he get it? Yeah, I think so. I don't remember. Okay, so 20 richest stars under 25. Oh, yeah, that. Oh, oh, oh. That Miley Cyrus has got to be on there. The man of Montana. Yes. Miley Cyrus comes in number 17 with $3.5 million this year. There you go. Carrie Underwood. Carrie Underwood, number 11, making $7 million this year. Kelly Clarkson. Kelly Clarkson, yeah. Is she 25? Paula Abdul. She's 22. Dog years. Ouch. How old is Junior?
Junior Seau. He's 59 years old. No, I mean... I'd say he's 28, 29. Well, one of those drivers has got to be young, though. Casey Mears or... Casey Kane. Casey Kane. Casey Kasem. Yeah, Casey Kasem. By 19. 570-1053 if you have guesses. This is terrible. I don't know why. How about Dakota Fanning? Oh. She comes in number 14, making $4 million. P1 Gary, what's your guess? You guys forget about the local kid, Reggie Bush. There you go. Number two, making $24 million this year. There it is. I guess with endorsements and stuff, I forgot about that. Mikey Show. Hey, what's up, man? You got to take a guess? Yes, you can. All right. Go ahead. Take your guess. Go ahead, sir. Please take your guess. All right. I got a little Bow Wow.
Lil Bow Wow. Uh, no. We waited for that? Yeah, that's pretty. Glad we stuck around. No. Mikey Shaw. Hello. Hi. Yes, go ahead. What's your guess, please? Rihanna. Oh, good one. Uh, no. That's not a good one. Aw. It's driving me nuts. Really, you guys? Really? I don't know why we were having such a hard time with us. I mean... Macaulay Culkin. We talk about these people all the time. Oh, like Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan is number 18, making $3.5 million this year. Britney Spears. No, Britney. Paris Hilton. No. Stavros. Jessica Alba. Payfed. We were just making fun of one of these girls yesterday. Dr. Phil? Ashley, are you playing? You're the only one good at this.
No. P1 Details got a guess. Detail, what do you think? I don't know. Is Danica Patrick under 25? Sky? No, I guess not. I don't think so. Not on the list. I don't know. Mikey Show. Mikey Show, you got a guess? I'm George DeKai. Yes, I'm 22. No way, man. You're like 82. I am not 82. Don't get mad. You're an old guy. You guys, I'm in no mood this morning. What's the matter? I'm drunk. Okay, you're not all right. What have you been drinking? Don't say that. Don't remember. Don't cry. Shut up, Betty. Jeez, calm down. Now listen to me, you bunch of losers. Hey, don't be like this, Sakai. I'm 22 years old today. You're not 22 years old. Shut up. Touch you open and count the rings. Wild turkey spritzers. That's what you've been drinking? Wild turkey spritzers. I'm 21.
No, you're not. You be quiet. I'll fist fight. No. There's the ghost again. I yelled into the microphone. Takai, stop bringing ghosts with you. Get out of here. I'm so sorry, guys. What happened? Does anyone have another scarf? You're so weird. I was just drinking old Harper Coolies. Stop it. Who's a rich young man? Who? Either Bartles or Jane. No. It's too early for this. Can you get out of here? We're trying to do stuff. I've been drinking a little Klingon sake this morning. No, you have not. You have not been drinking Klingon sake. You're so stupid. It's a recipe I have from home. It's Filipino rice wine. It's from...
My grandmother's recipe in Manila. In Manila. It'll get you very drunk. What are you talking about? Who wants some Romulan bug juice? You are drunk. Get out of here. You think I am. Yeah. I think I am. What? We're in the middle of a list. Please. Sulu. Sulu's got the con. No, you do not have the con. Can you get out? You guys want me to sing some pop songs? No. Thank you, please. No, we want to get back to this list. No, thank you. I would, yeah. You don't even know the words. You're just making up sounds. Get out of here. Can't believe how far we've come. You're so stupid. Help me. No. Please. Do you think we want a hug? No.
Okay. I want a hug. Anyone up for butterfly kisses? Seth, would you like a butterfly kiss? No, thank you. It's where we take our eyelashes. Okay. He knows what it is. We blink our eyes. You're falling asleep. Get out of here. Hey. Hey. Hey. Surprise. No, butterfly kisses. Stop it. Stop doing that. Stop it. Come here. No, you scare me. No, I don't. You're wearing hot pants. It's weird. Come and give me butterfly kisses, you young person. Okay. Leave. Leave now. All right. Romulan kisses. To the list, Akai. Let's do the list. All right. My Vulcan ecstasy is starting to kick in. Please. I don't know who else is young, and it should be on there. What about the guy who played Harry Potter? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Radcliffe. Daniel Radcliffe. Daniel Radcliffe, I said it first. Zef. Zef. Daniel Radcliffe. He does not get that. I said it. 15 million. I said the full name. I said Daniel Radcliffe. And I'm also going to throw in Emma Watson while we're at it. Four million, number 15. Don't do that. Harry Potter. Don't mess it all up. Harry Potter.
Here is P1 Andrea to take a guess. Go ahead, Andrea. What about Shia LaBeouf? Oh, it's a good one. No. She just shot you down. I'm sorry. I can't lie. Can you give a little pause and then say, nope, not on the list. Oh, and I should also throw in... No, you idiot. No, Hawkeye, she's not. I should also throw in Rupert Grint, who's the redhead kid from Gary Potter. What about Rupert Pupkin? Yeah, is Rupert Pupkin on the list? He made $4 million as well. Is he? Shut up. P1 Abel. It's impossible. There's Rupert. Please stop calling me. Go ahead, Abel. My guess is Hillary Duff. Hillary Duff. Number seven, making $12 million last year. There you go. Hillary Clinton. P1 Ashley Tisdale. No. P1 Bill. Yes. Go ahead, Bill. Sean Merriman. Sean Merriman. No. Not on the list. Hmm. Think of female sports stars with good endorsements. Anyone? Oh, the Williams brothers. Oh, yeah. Are the Williams brothers on there? No, they're not. Oh, what about that girl, the tennis player, the pretty one from Slavia? Sharapova. Sharapova. Yes, Seth. I said her full name. Don't you say that. I said the full name, Maria Sharapova. Number three on the list, making $23 million. Put Eddie on the board. Yeah, put Mike up for that one. Put Eddie and Mike on the board. And me?
Oh, you didn't say anything. You've been like mute for the last two hours. We're on the phone. What about me? Am I on the list? Lisa Simpson. Can I get on the board? Not a real person. Excuse me. Another female sports star with big endorsements. Anyone? Anna Kornikova. She's got huge endorsements. Sweet. Oh, man. That's what he's going to say. I mean, that's the best you got. Actually, guys, it is. No, that is not. P1 John. All right, I got three. I got Carmelo Anthony. Yes, that's number nine, making $10 million. He made $10 million. What about Roman Oban? Vince Young. No. And Albert Pujols. No. Shut you down just like a crown. Fell out of the sky, broke your eye. You did great on that first one. There's only one sports star left, and it's a female. Didn't get it right. Hope you die. Shut up. All the worst to you, sir.
One left, you said? Well, only one sports star left on the list. Female. Do you want a hint? Yes. She shares her name with a video console. Mary Lou Ritten. Oh, no. Xbox 360. Mary Atari. Don't be... Lisa Intellivision. Wanda PlayStation. Cheryl PSP. Heather Wee. Yeah. Michelle Wee. There it is, Michelle Wee. Good joke, Rob. Michelle Wee. Jamie Colecovision. Michelle Wee is number four on the list, making $19 million this year. Good one. Virginia Commodore 64. So you guys really don't remember the female we were making fun of? Mary Odyssey. Who is it? We're making fun of yesterday. We make fun of a million people. Akira, Nintendo. Once, Avril? Yes, Zeth. Again, thank you, Zeth. Avril GameCube. Number eight on the list, making $12 million last year. Ashley, what are you up to? I want Ashley back on the show today. Oh, no. What have you been doing? What are you up to? You're fun when you play this game. Okay, sorry. Guys, I'm just...
Please. I'm busy. I'm so busy because Seth won't help me. Gosh, Seth is worthless, you guys, if I mention that. I got to do his work and mine. Gosh. And Rob. And everybody. And Eddie's. And Skye. Skye's and Mikey's. And Mike's. And Mike's. Give me a break. Mikey Show. Go ahead. What's your guess? Dr. Phil. Already been guessed and a stupid. Hmm. All right, Skye, who else is on there? Okay, so let's see. Who did we not get? Wanda Sykes. We didn't get number 19, Mandy Moore, who made 3.5 million. Oh, yeah, Mandy Moore. Come on. Mandy McConnell. Oh, what about Amanda Bynes? Oh, yeah. Good guess. Amanda Bynes, Skye. JoJo. I said no. Hey, check out Amanda Bynes. Usher. She got Vines, Amanda. We didn't get number 13, which was Misha Barton. Misha Barton. Misha Barton. I said it. With 4.5 million. How could Misha Barton be on there? How old is she? She does a lot of modeling, like print work. How old is she? Oh, how old is she? 21 years old. Are you serious? I guess I am. That's just way older than you. So Marcus Russell makes more than that. Yeah. So does Vince Young.
So does half the NFL. Well, talk to four. That's stupid. This just has to be endorsements or something. Is this endorsements? No, it just says what they earned last year. It says endorsements. Number 12. Hilarious, Mike. Number 12 is Scarlett Johansson, who made $5 million last year. This is from the endorsements. And then finally... Number 10, Keira Knightley making $9 million. Fine. There it is. There's your list. Man, you're going to act like that. I don't buy this. Well, talk to boards. I'm going to have to look this up. Look it up. I think you screwed this up. I did not screw it up. You did. Uh-uh. You did. Uh-uh. You did. I did not. When we come back. That got weird. When we come back, there is a school here in San Diego with a chicken pox outbreak. Tell you which one right after this. It's Mikey. The Mikey Show is on. Missy here. Can you believe the holidays are here? And what a better gift for you or that special someone than a brand new Volkswagen. Come down to Miramar Volkswagen during our Sign Then Drive event where you can get into a VW with practically nothing down. Plus, Miramar has amazing red tag prices on their certified pre-owned VWs. MiramarVW.com. On approved credit offered through 1231.07. Reason number nine to switch to GEICO.
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Now open at 5 a.m. The San Diego Bay Parade of Lights, a family holiday tradition, is Sunday, December 9th, and December 16th. Come down to the waterfront and see festive boats illuminate the bay. For more information, visit sdparadeoflights.org. Bud Light and your AFC West Champion Chargers. Exclusively on Rock 105.3. A couple of days ago, I was talking to a friend of mine who happens to be a stationary bike. We were having a pretty good conversation about what wireless service the stationary bike uses. And the stationary bike was telling me about this new dollar menu that they have going on at Cricket. And so stationary bike, from time to time, will take pictures of customers that come in to work out, you know, particular customers that the stationary bike thinks is attractive, and will send photos to their friends. And it's a pretty good price. Free. Really? Yeah. Do they text about all the places they wish they could go if they were a real bike? Pretty much. Wow. Pretty much. It's a dream, right? Yeah, it's a dream. But this dollar menu is great because of the implications if you have family members in Mexico. Yeah. It's great for people in Mexico. See, I know a weight bench in Mexico. Oh, you do? Yeah. I guess maybe we can hook them up. They're tougher. I know that. Those weight benches in Mexico, don't mess around with them. They're not messing around. They're yoked. You can have your bike text.
my friend the weight bench you think they get alone in mexico and yeah never know you never know you could it's free but wasn't there that rivalry a while back you don't need to bring that up Well, I'm just saying. Why do you always have to start trouble? Well, I'm not trying to start trouble. I'm trying to prevent trouble. You know what, Skye? Instead of trying to start a fight between the weight bench and the stationary bike, why don't you just give out the website? I'm sorry. It's mycricket.com slash San Diego. But watch for a bit of a slowdown developing around that. North outside of the 5, still finding a break. That's out of Old Town in Mission Bay. 805 North looking great of the South Bay. Still quite tough, though, from Mesa College. Slow and go all the way to Governor Drive in the Golden Triangle. No worries out of the East County, the West 894. They're moving right along. 52 looking fine as well. South 15, still finding some slow traffic at a ranch in Bernardo down to Mercy Road in Poway. And the Coastal Rise, 8.5, still a struggle from La Costa all the way to Solana Beach. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock, 105.3.
Cricket Wireless Studios. The Key Morning Show. It is. I just need a little bit. KIOC San Diego. Now here's something you may have missed this morning on the Mikey Show. Michael Madsen is on the line. Michael's got a new movie called Strength and Honor. We're going to talk to him about that. You play a lot of tough guys in the movies. Was this what your life was like growing up? Were you kind of a tough kid? No, you know, I'm not running around... Let me ask you a question. As Michael's been talking, do you picture him right now wearing a black and white suit with Ray-Bans on? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, what is the reality? Oh, no. I don't know if we can. I do. Can we put the reality on the radio? I'm in my underwear. I'm sitting here. Boxers or briefs? Yeah. I gotta go with the boxers. All right. Boxers give you a lot more room there. Thank you. That's Michael Madsen on boxers. A little confiding, man. Thank you. Thank you very much, Michael.
everything up and it's just a little. All right. Thank you. We understand where you're going with that. Michael Madsen on the line. Make that clear. Thank you. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. He gets mad at the guy because the guy comes home and she's cheating. I'll cheat you. I know six. Dennis Quaid has filed a lawsuit against the drug makers involved in the overdose of his newborn twins. Ousted UCLA coach Carl Durrell has decided not to coach in their bowl game. Deborah LaFave spent just hours behind bars Tuesday, accused of violating her probation. Can you tell us anything about what happened? I have no idea. Deborah LaFave, you're about to find out, you know the name. Yeah. You know the name. School teacher worked at a restaurant and allegedly had repeated private conversations.
about sex, boyfriends, and family problems with a 17-year-old girl. Deborah LaFave is the teacher from Florida that was very good-looking, that had sex with her 16-year-old student. 14-year-old. 14-year-old student. And so she was just arrested again because she works at some place as a waitress, and she was talking to a 17-year-old, which violates her probation. Another girl, which violates her probation. A co-worker. I would characterize this simply as girl talk. or guy talk, if you will, among fellow employees that all of us do every day, we hope, in the workplace. Under the terms of her probation for having sex with a 14-year-old student, Lefebvre is not allowed to talk to anyone under the age of 18 without adult supervision. Last year, in an exclusive interview, Lefebvre spoke with Matt Lauer. You know, I'm not trying to give excuses. I came on this show to tell my side of the story. And I'll
All I'm being is truthful. I'm going to be the first person to say yes. It's my fault, and I'm dealing with that. In 2005, she was sentenced to house arrest for having sex with a student. Now, it's up to a judge to decide if this alleged violation warrants jail time. Carrie Sanders, NBC News, Miami. She looks like someone we know. I don't know who, but she looks like someone we know. She looks like? The girl from The Apprentice. Yeah? Holly? Yeah. Oh, great call. Come look at this picture, Ash. She looks just like Holly from The Avengers. She's real pretty. Oh, yeah. Real pretty. Oh, that's a great call. That's a perfect call. Deborah LaFave is her name. Oh. Does that look like Holly? Mm-hmm. Put some glasses on you? No. Did she have glasses? No. Yeah, I don't think so. Yeah, you know, I mean, if she had an afro, it's her, for sure, you know. Ash, can you hear me? If she had an afro with red hair, I mean, definitely, that would be her.
He just said she does her glasses. Oh, guys, right? Like big red flappy shoes? That's like... You know what I'm saying? Perfect. It's like a perfect match. Put a firefighter outfit on her. Yeah, and that's like really... That's her. Slap a pair of Asian eyes on that girl and it's really Holly. Zeth just shivered. Aww. You guys still talk? Who's that? Zeth and Holly. Do you guys still talk? Oh, no, they didn't get along. Nah. They didn't get along. We didn't get along in the first place. I don't think anyone got along with poor Holly. I liked Holly. I thought she was nice. She was sweet. Everybody liked her except the people in the contest. You guys were jerks to her. Yeah, Seth. You're so mean. Sorry. You elitist. She should have won. Holy Toledo. Seth can hear you. Right there. I forgot. He was the winner. He's sitting right there. Yeah, I'm sitting. Huh? Yeah, dude. I mean... What? Seriously, what? Bro, I'm just sitting in... You kind of... Don't you remember I was the one... You were the one who what? What? I'm saying, why don't you guys just for a second try... Still didn't get it. Stop mumbling. It's our boy, Zeth. Finn's dead, baby. Anyway, yeah, so she was arrested. When I first heard it, I thought, oh, that's, you know, that's not cool. It sounds like they're just picking on her. I didn't realize.
They're back there. They're talking about sex and stuff like that. Makes it a little bit different. She's a minor. Like, I thought they were just, like, BSing and talking about life. Yeah, but I think that... Well, they're into the same guy, probably. Well, the fact that they're talking about sex does give it a little bit of a shadier... But I think that happens all the time. What? That co-workers talk about sex. We don't talk about sex. We don't? I don't hear you talk... When do you talk to Eddie about sex? We don't really talk about sex. Oh, I'm thinking of Sean. Sorry. I constantly talk to him about intercourse. Oh, I mean, I know we... I get what Skye is saying. Like, I talk to my girlfriends all the time about that kind of stuff in conversation. Ashley and I will talk about our underwear and sex. I get what she's saying. To Skye, talking about underwear is hardcore sex stuff. It is. Hard corset. It is. Oh, no. Hey, listen. I've had a couple of drinks, so I feel okay saying this. I'm wearing panties. Oh, no. I've got my polka dot bloomers on. Hit the button. I said panties. I said girdle. Oh. I'm just saying it. You really want me to blow the lid on this? Yeah. Thong. Like, I've asked...
before if she can see my panty lines and stuff like that. And I think in regards to Deborah LaFleur, that would be considered out of bounds. I don't even care right now. Shut up. I don't care what anybody knows. You know what I mean, Ash? Yes, I do. So here we go. Shut up, Mike. Hey, bikini. Oh, my God. Bikini. I said it. I said it. You want to know what? I'm an adult. Yeah. I am an adult. I'll tell you something else. Number two, I have worn a bra. You know what? You want to hear some freaky dicky? I'm wearing a run right now. If I was really to go crazy, I would tell you guys about pantyhose. That's right. That's right. You want to know something? You want to know something? No. I like it hardcore, man. That's why I'm wearing this stuff. Underwear. That's why I got on. I'm getting so flushed. I'm just saying in regards to Debra LaFlave, if she was talking to a 17-year-old co-worker about if she could see her panty lines, that would be considered crossing the line. Harrow. So. My church hog. Just saying. Ugh.
Whatever. Regardless, she should know better with the... Yeah, just being on probation, she should know. Well, I thought she was just having a conversation with her. You assume, Skye, that when you hear that somebody's having a conversation with a co-worker and it's two females, you assume it's sex? No. Okay, well, that was all my point was. When I heard that she got arrested for violating the terms of her probation, which were... You can't talk to a minor unsupervised. And she was talking to a female co-worker and just having a conversation. I thought, that's kind of extreme. But I'm just saying that. But then today when I heard what they were talking about was sex, I was like, well. And my point is female co-workers do talk about sex. Okay, but if you are a female co-worker. who has been arrested for having sex with a minor and made national news about it and realized that part of your probation is not to have unsupervised visits with anybody under the age of 18. You may not have that conversation. Maybe don't bring it up. You're not supposed to have any conversation at all. Maybe not wear a bra next time. So we all agree. Yes.
I'm wearing underwear. Okay. Awesome. So take that. Yeah. FCC. FCC. I hope that second button's working. So Sky has. Oh, no. No. I don't want to have any. What? No, this one's not painful. I don't want to. No, she's got a list of celebrity demands. You know, riders. R-I-D-E-R-S. They're called riders. And when somebody is a musical artist... You mean like Stephen King? No, no. No. No, not a writer, you idiot. What is going on with the voices? They're all over the place. A writer. A writer. That's Tom Clancy. Ashley. Why are they doing this? Why are they doing this?
Listen to me, dear. Ash, can you hear me? J.K. Rowling. No, darling. Shut up, Betty. J.R.R. Tolkien. Skye's about to lose her temper. Oh, no. Skye, for those of you that don't know, Skye now refers to herself in the third person. Anyway, you're making Skye angry. Stop it. I'm not saying a writer. What do you mean? I'm saying a writer. R-I-D-E-R. Like Ghost Rider. Like Dr. Seuss. Shut up, Eddie. You moron face. You like green eggs and ham. Sky does not like green eggs and ham. And he only used that as an excuse to say the word ham to get Rob to laugh. And it worked. Thank you. You're welcome, Ashley. I like ham. Sky would like to move on with this list of writers. Go get some ham. Like you'd know that.
Good point. Eddie. Ashley 2, name one book by Michael Crichton. No, you're Ashley 1. Oh, yeah. You're Ashley. Oh, I'm Ashley. Ashley 2. I'm not playing this. Name one book written by Michael Crichton. I will absolutely not play this. You can do it. Nope. Sorry, ask the real Ashley. In other words, I don't know. One fish, two fish. Eddie, shut up. That's all I need, man. She's stupid. You. You're so stupid. I got a whole library, bro. I got a book here about my belly button. Shut up, Mikey. Shut up. I'm writing a good one right now called Everybody Poops. Yep. It's super good. It's a thriller. Shut up. Did you guys know that everything poops? Yeah. In this book I'm reading, it talks about how everything poops. Elephants. Yep. I got that. Penguins poop. And it was a good read. It was really good. I was done with it. Compelling. Compelling. Stop it. He's pooped as that guy.
First line of the morning, Skye. What do you think about that? It was good, too. I've been waiting to bust that one out all morning. So, Skye, tell us a little bit. My name's Skye. What's happening? What's happening to you? I'm listening back. How are you? Checked back out. What's happening? I'm trying to do a show with you here. You want to know what's going on? You instigated this whole thing. That's what's going on. How did I do that? Don't give me your fakes. I don't know what's going on. I'm so innocent. I don't know what I did. How did it start? I don't even remember. Sean. What? You guys knock it off. Mikey, why are you cracking a smile? I'm not cracking a smile. You guys. Stop it. I know you like him. I love him. I'm not. Eddie, enough. Rob, stop it. Mikey. Ash. You just cracked another smile. I did not. You did? You guys. Knock it off. You just laughed. I'm not messing around. You just laughed a little bit, Mikey. I'm getting so mad. You're so full of it. Stop making fun of Sky.
I love him. My name's Skye. What's happening? Sean. Oh, my God. Sean. I'm never going to move on. So help me, gosh. You're so stupid. You guys are so stupid. Mikey. Skye, go ahead. Gosh. Oh, my God, Mikey. Hey, Miss Skye. What's happening? Eddie. Mikey. Enough, you guys. Let's... Stop it. We owe the P1s more than this. What are we, children? Exactly. Yes. There are P1s that are going to work. Come on, let's get real. That deserve to have a show that is not all about hurting people. Yeah. But I love them. That's the last one. Yeah. That was the last one. If he does it again, then you're... If you do it again, then I will say you better not do it again. No, Mikey. I'm not kidding. Take him out.
I don't want to hear that. I know you like him. I love him. You better not do that again. Can we guess what's on the ride is now? Yes. All right. Sky, what do you got? My name's Sky. What's happening? Sean won't do that anymore. I promise. I'll vouch for him. No more, Sean. And that is final. Eddie. I didn't say nothing, man. Go ahead, Sky. I love him. There's a new book out. What's it called? It's called... I know you'll like it. Oh, man. That's bad. It just ruined your good name, Mike. Your boy Sean just ruined your good name. Your name is tarnished, Mike. Done. I can't trust anybody. Now, how do you know that's not the name of the book? Because it's not, dumbass. Whoa! There it is! Hey, what's with the name calling? Jeez! Uh-oh.
God, I'm a human being. Here you go, human being. You do the list. I'm a human being, not a human being. Go ahead, Eddie. The name of the book is My Name is Sky. What's Happening? My Name is Sky. What's Happening? Eddie! Mikey Show, hello. Hello, you're on the air. I just wanted to say that this... I'm going to work right now, and you guys are just cracking me up on the news. Well, all I know is that I'm trying to do a wonderful show for you, and some of my friends keep making fun of Sky, which is really kind of irritating to me because, you know what? We're all just trying to get some information. I'll be serious. You guys are cracking me up. Thank you. I'll be serious. Mariah Carey demands ham. It says it on the list. Let me see that. Let me see that. Here you go. Let me see it. Is that... Look at the first thing. I love Mariah Carey. He's actually right. It says she likes ham. Does she demand a white manservant? Honey baked. Come get some ham. Sky, you do the list. Who's on the list? Mariah and who else? She has to have SPF 1000. Hmm. Can we stop with the Sky jokes? Yes. All right. All right. A moment. Is there anything about a helicopter in the rider? Oh, well. That's not a Sky joke. There's a jacuzzi in here.
It's unbelievable. You know, for the first time, I'm kind of seeing where you guys are coming from. Yeah. You know, it hurts, but it feels so good. Where me and Eddie are coming from? Yeah, where we're coming from. No, idiot. Where me and Sky are coming from. Where Ashley and Sky are coming from. Mikey's coming over to our side now. Yeah. You know what? You want to know something? I do. Sometimes it would be nice to just get some information out there. Right, right, right. You know? True. And, yeah, a little joking around is a little... Yeah, like who your name is and what's going on. A little joking around... My name's Sky. What's happening? It's okay. I'm okay with a little joking around. Sure. Okay? But then... But then... Let's get to the info. You know, but then it just becomes... We could even do it in Spanish. Oh, that's a great idea. It becomes sophomoric. Below the belt. Below the belt. Pablo Español. Yeah. Yes, exactly. Everyone gangs up. See how everyone's ganging up on site? K-Boy, uh, S-N-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-
No Como. Sometimes I just... Do you Como? No Como. We hate this, Mikey. Amar Mucho. Amar Mucho. Mikey Show. Hey, yeah, this is P1 Alex. Yes, go ahead, Alex. Oh, my God. You guys are amazing. That bit was awesome. Amazing. I'm on the A4. Oh, really? Amazing? Because... Get him, Mikey. It's so amazing to make fun of somebody just for 20 minutes. Oh, my God. I'm hauling big pieces of drywall. I'm getting pissed off right now because people are just, like, passing me, not letting me through. Welcome to our world. Thank you. Yeah. Sky, don't you want to introduce yourself to the caller? My name's Sky. What's happening? Thank you. Rude, guys. Thank you. Rude. Yes, Eddie, you are right. Oh! There we are. Finally. Get out of control. It's Mikey. On the rock. Superbad, now on DVD and Blu-ray high-tech. Wait, you changed your name to McLovin? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer? From the guys who brought you the 40-year-old virgin and knocked up. An uproarious and touching picture. McLovin? Sounds like a sexy hamburger. I'm McLovin, woo! Two-disc extended edition DVD and Blu-ray. No!
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The run to the playoffs on NFL Network rolls on when the Bears take on the Redskins. Tomorrow night at 5 Pacific. Bears. Redskins. Live on NFL Network. Pep Boys has fantastic gift ideas. Pick up a four-piece 24-volt power tool kit, which includes a cordless drill, circular saw, jigsaw, and flashlight, all for just $49.90 after mail-in rebate. The Pep Boys Holiday Savings Event is going on now. Season's greetings from Pep Boys. I haven't been to Jared the Galleria of Jewelry yet. It just got easier. Jared is opening its newest store this Saturday at 10 a.m. in National City outside Plaza Bonita Mall. That's When you walk into Jared, there's always someone there that agrees to you. When people shop at Jared, the selection and service make quite an impression. I thought the selection was really good. They have diamond earrings, diamond necklaces, diamond bracelets, white gold, yellow gold, platinum. It's hard to think of everything that they have because they do have so much. Come to the store with five times the selection of ordinary jewelry stores. Jared opens this Saturday at 10 a.m. outside Plaza Bonita Mall. If you're one of the first 500 customers, you'll receive a Movado Mini Clock absolutely free.
You can register to win a one-carat diamond. No purchase necessary. See store for details. They're like, oh my gosh, where did you get that? And I've told them. He went to Jared. It can only be Jared. Don't miss the Jared Grand Opening this Saturday at 10 a.m. in National City outside Plaza Bonita Mall next to Outback Steakhouse. Now, featuring Mikey. My handicap is I eat too much, but I'm a real spiritual person, you know. Scott. Slowest driver. Sean. Someone shut the woman up. You know, my paycheck will go. to putting gas in my car and smoking cigarettes. And Ashley. I am them. Mikey shows on. Chalking and jaw-dropping. Rock 105.3. It is very beautiful. So a lot of people are writing me about the Golden Compass was written by Philip Pullman. It's coming out. It stars Tom Cruise's ex-wife. And yeah, I guess the guy that wrote it is atheist. And his thing is that it's like a trilogy. He calls it his dark series.
And at the end of the trilogy, or his Dark Materials, he calls it. And at the end of the trilogy, the kids kill God is the idea. And yeah, he says, he's got some real strong opinions about it. He says that he doesn't believe in any religion. And he's very perplexed by the idea of spirituality, he says. This is all from an article in The New Yorker by Laura Miller. But I guess what the deal is is that he wanted to kind of do the other side to the guy that did Narnia. Narnia? Narnia. The Chronicles of Narnia. The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. That's right. And so that's why he did this. Probably not going to be buying the series for Jake. No? Probably not going to be getting the series for Jake.
But I'm hearing all kinds of stuff about it, that they changed it and stuff like that. Yeah, that's what I heard, that it really doesn't address the religion stuff like the books. What's the deal with the Catholic religion? First year I was hearing that the Catholic religion was upset with it. Now I'm hearing that the Catholic religion endorses it. I'm hearing kind of conflicting things. Do you know anything about it, Skye? No. I mean, if I were to guess, I would just say there's different groups within the religion. You know, and if they issue a statement. Sean left, I don't know why. No, I don't specifically know, but I've seen that too. There's an outbreak of chicken pox at Fuerte Elementary. It's in the El Cajon area. Chicken pox. Yep, five students in the third grade got chicken pox. Those kids did get their first round of vaccines, but never went back and got their second round. So they're urging all parents to make sure their kids got both doses of the chicken pox vaccine. See, parents are scared, man. We're scared of those shots. We want to wait until the last minute. He's supposed to get more shots pretty soon, and we're both afraid to get it. Give them to him. Santa Claus is coming to Townsend tonight, you guys. Oh, Eddie. Oh, Eddie. I don't know that. ABC, APM, Eddie's excited. It's his favorite one of all of them. Yeah.
Well, it's the best one. It's the story of Santa Claus. Hello. Hello. Doesn't get any better than that. What do you mean? You haven't seen it? Does it tell the entire story? Hold on. No, no, no, Eddie. You know my deal. You know what my childhood was like. It's on every year, bro. I know it. Oh, the headphones are off. You were really upset. I tried to float it out there so it would kind of just go past you. How have you not seen it? I haven't seen it. Well, why? My mother used to tie me up in a box every year. No, she's not. Come on. I wasn't allowed to watch it. Will you watch it tonight? Of course you will. I can't watch it tonight. What do you mean you can't watch it? Why? I get TiVo. Why? It's on a night. We're not at home this evening. Oh, son of a... We'll have to... Set the TiVo. I'll set the TiVo. Set the TiVo. I'll set the TiVo and check it out. It's on DVD, too. I have them all. Yeah. Eddie feels real strongly. What time are you going out? Because Mike gets some of those East Coast feeds, Eddie. We're leaving at 5. We're leaving at 5 back at 8.30. That's not right. We're leaving at 1 back at 3.45. What are you talking about? Hang on a second. We're leaving at 7. You were right the first time. We're leaving at 7. We're back at 4 a.m. You are weird. Okay, we're not going out tonight, but I'll watch it. I'll watch it.
Watch it. You lied about Santa Claus is coming to town. You lied about Santa Claus is coming to town. I'm naughty. I'm naughty. I'm naughty. Wow. Hole in your sock. Hole in your sock. I'm not nice. Hole in your sock. Good luck. I was looking here. I wish I had a clip. We don't have a clip of it. Good luck, man. Darn it. We do. We do. Where's that CD? I don't know. Ask Zed. Zed. Zed's got to have a copy of it. Zed's dead, baby. There we go. Let's just hope the CD player works. You just ruined it. I didn't. You just ruined it. I just don't want people to be disappointed. Shut up. Eddie, just calm down. You're mad at Mike, not at me. Don't take it out on Skype. I'm mad at a lot of people right now. No, you're just mad at Mike. Just Mike. You used to see Santa Claus coming down, right? Yes. I've seen all those creepy movies. Creepy? Creepy. Oh, no. I'm just lying. Why would you poke the bear? You don't need to. That's why. Get her ready. Oh, she can't read. This is getting bad. Dude.
They're kind of scary. No way. I never said. I never said. They scare me. You're right. No, no, no. You're right up there with exorcists. Doesn't the head spin around and like pea shoot come out of the mouth? That's Rudolph. No, I don't know what it is. Stop it. Cut it out. I don't know what it is, but something about the way they move scares me. Yes, that's exactly it for me too. Sorry, Eddie. It's like they're possessed when they move like that. I don't know. They're ruining everything. Well, have you ever got... I don't know why. You know those movies, Evil Dead? They have that same kind of creepy claymation in Evil Dead. They're so similar. It's scary. It's like watching the same movie. Thanks, Eddie. You get it. How's it working, Mike? It's rough. This is rough, Eddie. Uh-oh. Mike's going to punch the CD player. It's supposed to be a joyous time break. What's the matter with you? Land and Misfits from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Oh yeah, this is creepy. It's really creepy. I'm so scared. I'm shaking my boots over here, Michael. I'm shaking my boots over here. It doesn't sound creepy. It sounds wonderful. It looks creepy. No, it doesn't. It's gorgeous is what it is, actually. It's a kid's movie. You know Dyshner, the dancer and prancer and vixen.
Thomas and Cupid. Rudolph as well. Donor and Blitzen. But do you... Who could it be? Tell us, Santa. Can't be daddy. Wow. I don't think he dances like that. I think he does. I think he does. I liked it. Sorry, I'm knocking a thin line. I'm sorry. I would like to interview you about... You're loving it. Well, you didn't play anything from Santa Claus is Coming to Town. Which track? Well, I don't have the listing in front of me, but I'm guessing five. I asked Seth to do that. You're guessing five? I have to get it from Eddie, the listing first. I can't. Well, he's never asked. When were you going to do that? Today? Phones are ringing. Sorry. You don't answer the phone. That's not it, but I like it. I want to interview you. Okay. I have questions. Calm down. Well, I want to know what are you not bored when you watch them? Because it's not boring, and I love it, and it reminds me of my childhood, and I still enjoy everything about it. Now. Topper, he's so awesome. He's a penguin. Come on. Topper the penguin. Come on with that. It never scared you as a child. Why would it scare me? It's about Santa Claus. The movements. The movements of the claymation. It's awesome. I love it. It's my favorite part of it.
I have always wanted to know about Eddie's fascination with the Rankin cartoons. Rankin Pass. I want to like them. Okay, we got it, Eddie. You said you've never seen them. How could you say you don't like it? Because I've seen, you know, I've never watched a full episode. Mickey Rooney. I've seen them. I've seen them. Good old St. Nick. But they scare me. If you had to choose between these movies and Brett Favre, what would you choose? Don't be stupid. Guy, why would you do that to him? I'm just asking. I have a question for you. I have a question for you. I don't know what level we're talking. If you had to choose between never seeing Star Wars or Rankin's again, which would you choose? It's a foolish question. Rankin's are out. Yeah. Rankin's are out. Because you would not give up seeing Star Wars again. Never. I watched New Hope again on Saturday for probably the 300th time. That's the original Star Wars?
Oh, no. Oh, my gosh. He rolled his eyes like, oh. I'm sorry. I was creeping Debra out, quoting dialogue before it happened. Like, the entire movie. I can do the entire movie. Easy. Wow. Yeah, I can really do it. And you would give up seeing all those Rankins? You love those every year. I love them. I only watch them at Christmas time, though. So, you know, it would be a sad Christmas. Oh. But then I just pop in Empire Strikes Back and be like, what? So if you were going to a deserted island, you only get one Star Wars movie. Which one is it? Oh, wow. Okay. Well, it would be Empire. Yes. But I got to tell you, I have found a new love for New Hope. And I've really been enjoying it lately. Wow. Not nerdy at all. Oh, really? I said not nerdy. What did you like better? Jedi or the Empire Strikes Back? Empire. Blasphemy. Empire, the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, a hand gets frozen, taken away by Boba Fett, it ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets. It's a flawed argument. If you ask any Star Wars fan, you ask them what's better, A New Hope or Empire. You don't say Jedi. Jedi's not even in the mix. Wow.
Give me a break, Marosa fist bump. I would agree with that. I'm nowhere near a Star Wars fan as you, but I didn't like that Jedi movie. No, you liked it, but just not as much. No, you liked it, but just not as much. The whole Jabba the Hutt barge scene was awesome. He didn't like it. I didn't like it. No, you did like it. You liked it. I agree with you that Boba Fett's death was a little anticlimactic and should have been a lot better. And I agree with you, Mike, that the Ewoks and the entire scene on Endor, a little childish, but, you know, I mean, the climax of what was happening with Darth Vader, the Emperor, and Luke, I mean, that in itself, I agree with you that that was fantastic. I'm just going to go with that. I'll go with what he said. I'm going with what he said. I didn't, but I agree. I agree with you. But he didn't like it. No, he loved it. Hey, speaking of Star Wars. He didn't like it. Oh, yes. Speaking of Star Wars. Glad we were. Christina Aguilera is going to name her son Jackson Jake. Wait, that's not... Well, wasn't that one of the Stormtroopers' names? I was just trying to get us to set another subject to you guys. It was taking a really pretty Star Wars down right there.
That's all I'm saying. We were doing it. Yeah, but why would you do it like that? I wanted to make a smooth transition. It's not smooth and then an insult to injury or Eddie's already on thin ice right now. Speaking of being frozen in carbonite. Yeah. Don't pile on. Helena Bonham Carter is talking about the inconsistencies in the upcoming film Sweeney Todd, which is also a movie. I know. What happened? Eddie? I see where you're going with that, Mike. They're both movies. Yep. Both made on film. Thank you. I'm out, too. I'm tuning out, too. Kind of makes sense. You just want an excuse. No, I'm with Eddie. No. Whatever Eddie does, I do. I'm his assistant. Hey, we didn't do the celebrity... We never did the celebrity writers, for crying out loud. Huh? I'm gonna forget. The demands of the people, of the different celebrities, what their crazy demands are. Mariah Carey. What does she want? A crystal, a box of bendy straws, a special attendant just to dispose of used chewing gum, tea service for eight, a honey bear pack of honey, a pint of old Harper, two air purifiers, puppies and kittens.
A cell phone with a mother on speed dial. Puppies and kittens. Yeah, this book lists like... And then I want them thrown away after the show. At the height of their diva-ness. In the garbage disposal. What they were demanding backstage. That's so gnarly. Yeah. Who else? Do you want to hear Marilyn Manson? Yeah. Air conditioner always on full. Pack of gummy bears. Air conditioner always on full? Or always on high. Always full blast. Okay. All said. That's how they say it here, A. Gummy bears, Doritos, microwave popcorn. What do you want me to do? Put it in my own words? Yeah, eh? It's a sheepish. I can't breathe and think at the same time. I'll get that one. Prince. You want to hear Prince? Purple petals in his pooper. No. Whoa. A physician. On call all the time. Right there. A physician.
And all food had to be covered in clear plastic wrap. Nothing else would be acceptable. What do you suppose the physician's for? Seriously. Can you imagine him all of a sudden needing the physician for something? Right. Maybe he has a hypochondriac. And what would it be? What would he want the doctor for? Nodules. Yeah. Can you feel these nodules? Can you help me grow? I'm almost as short as B-Rock. Oh, that seems not good. A mini-mini. Motley Crue. Oh, this is going to be rich. Mayo. That's it. Done. Only item on there. Dijon mustard. Grey Poupon. Fatty's making sandwiches back there. Creamy peanut butter. Nice. A 12-foot-long boa constrictor. Oh, that's so dumb. A submachine gun. That's stupid. And then a list of the local AA meetings. That is the weirdest list. David Hasselhoff. This is the one I really want to hear. Oh, I'm nervous. They only list one thing, and it is a... Sex appeal. He wants a lot of sex appeal. Oh, he has to have that hamburger. Yeah, he wants a gross hamburger on a plate. He wants...
Somebody to remove his shirt. And he has a hamburger ready to go. On a paper plate. On the floor. Yeah, no furniture allowed in the room. He only eats on the floor. No paper plate. Just put a hamburger on the floor. Mess it up a little. Yeah, mess the hamburger up. He'll do that on his own. Okay, I want the hamburger, the top bun, soaked in water for five minutes before they put it on the hamburger. So that when I eat it, It falls apart on my chin. Yeah. So, David Hasselhoff, they only list one thing here. Alcohol. A life-size cutout of himself. Oh, my gosh. Janet Jackson. A chaise lounge. Ten black roses. And a male-only catering staff. No women. Oh, I like that. That's smart. Smart. Are black roses something that occurs in nature? Or do you let them die? If they die, they don't turn black. Yeah, they don't turn black. They don't? I don't. I mean, you can dye them. I mean, the petals can fall off. How do you get black roses? Or you dye them. What? Dye them. Dye them? A lot of trouble for her. Well, not for her. For the people she's ordering around. I know. Beyonce. Something. Pepsi products only. Honey Nut Cheerios. Ginger Root.
A two-man love seat. I want that. It's just more comfy. I'm basically two men. Her dressing room has to be exactly 78 degrees. 78? Oh, that's horrific. Oh, that's awful 78. That's Ashley's apartment in June. Oh, that's so awful. I would never want to be in a room that's 78. Or a car. 68. That's a perfect temperature. 68 degrees, even in the wintertime. A little warm. A little warm, Eddie. A little on the warm side, but we're getting there. Comfortable. Eddie, what do you, ideally, what do you like? If I go below 68, then the wife will have icicles on her hands. That's where we are. 68 degrees. Love that temperature. I prefer it. Yes. It'll be a little cooler. Barbara Streisand? She wants Kris Kristofferson beard trimmings. I think you're right. Weird. Copy of Shogun. Rose petals. Everybody to speak Yiddish. Rose petals in the toilet. I've heard that actually. What? I've heard that about Barbra Streisand that she wants rose petals in the toilet because it looks nice. But then what happens when you flush it? You go down and then you have somebody come in and replace them. Wow. You don't have...
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It's KIOZ San Diego. Welcome back to the Mikey Show. Nice shot. Thanks. Hey, man. That's a nice shot. Let's try to do that. People are loud in the hallways here. You think? They really are. Miss California has been stripped of her crown. Yeah, this sucks, man. Pepper spray? No. There was a vote counting error. Human error. Such as? Such as? I believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have that. And I believe that our education, like such as South Africa and Iraq, everywhere like such as. And I believe that they should.
Our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa. It should help Iraq and the Asian countries. So we will be able to build up our future. Yeah, the lady's name was Christina Silva. And here she is talking about getting the phone call from the officials. Cut 33. They said, you're not the winner. And there's an accounting error. And from the moment I heard that, I just felt in my gut feeling that there's something odd and something not right. Really? They give it away, huh? Now here's her mother. Uh-oh. Cut 35. Where do we go from here? I mean, we want that investigation. We want to know what really happened. This is my only girl. I have four children, and we're so heartbroken. I miss California. You miss California. Where do we go from here? Her mother says they're going to pursue legal action, which I think is weak. Weak. I mean, is that really the message you want to send as like a classy, you know, Miss California? You didn't win. Sorry. So Miss California, what we want to do to show you like what a very classy young woman does is sue. But how do you mess something like that up? It's terrible that it got messed up. It's really terrible. Poor girl was crowned. But like really, like how does that happen? I feel like that is pretty odd.
Oh, you think it was like fixed? Well, I don't know, but I can see why they would protest if they think that something was flawed in that system. Protest? Or not protest. Want an investigation. Hey, nanny, nanny, boo-boo. Okay, wait. Hang on. Before I say nanny, nanny, boo-boo. Don't do it. Because that's a little rough. Yeah. It's a little harsh. Here's the deal. There was a mistake made. It's a terrible mistake. Words cannot express how sorry we are. We're such, you know, we can't even believe how embarrassing this is. We're very, very sorry. It's terrible. But the truth is that this other person was actually supposed to get the votes and be the winner. And that's the way that it was supposed to be. Now, it's absolutely within Christina Silva's right to be upset, to be heartbroken, to shed tears, to be mad.
upset, hurt, but it happened. Like if you want to be classy and have a little dignity, you move on. You say, this is very unfortunate. You know, boy, it's very disappointing. I went through this process and really thought that I had earned this victory, but it turns out that, you know, Tina Myers or whatever the winner's name, the actual winner, she is the winner and I congratulate her. Classy. Lame. Take that, Al Gore. You don't, what you don't do is... Raquel Beasley. Raquel Beasley. Beasley. Ah, I changed my tune. It's Pam Beasley's sister. There is something going on here. My aunt's enemy, Beasley. Tina B. Raquel. Whatever. Raquel Beasley. You again. Ah, Raquel. Fancy meeting you here in this dark lair. Meet again on the battlefield of pageants. You've won this time, Raquel Beasley. But just wait until semis. No, she says she'll never compete again. Well, that's not true. If you think you can keep me down, Raquel Beasley, just wait till nationals. I'll pepper spray your outfit. That's right, Raquel Beasley. You're done.
Your days are numbered. Here's Keith Lewis, a pageant organizer, explaining how it happened. Cut 34. The values that were given for those positions that they ranked the five were not according to Miss Universe standards. So they were given the wrong value. And it was a human error. Miss Universe. What? Okay. So the lady doesn't go on to be the queen of the universe. She'd have so much power, though. I'll be in next time. That's right. I'll be back, Raquel. You've won this round, Beasley. You can count on that. She disappeared. Mikey Show, hello. Yeah, P1, Jeff here. Wasn't there a similar situation with the Bush and Al Gore election? That's what I heard. Yeah, yeah. Bush had already been... sworn in, and so when the votes came back that Al Gore had won, it was too late because he'd already been sworn in, so tough break for Al Gore. I don't know why they can't do that with this Miss Universe thing either. That's right. That's what I think. Check the history books. Yeah, presidents. Let's figure it out already. Global warming. What? Here's Snoop Dogg on the Ellen DeGeneres show. That makes sense. Right? He's got his seven-year-old daughter with him. Cut five. Fail.
Ellen, how old do you have to be before you can have a boyfriend? 77. I'm age. That's when the men want you. My wife thinks that Ellen is the funniest lady. Why? Oh, my wife loves Ellen. She's great. I go, why do you like Ellen so much? She goes, I don't like her. I love her. She goes, I think she's the funniest lady on TV. She's so funny. When is she funny, though? All the time. I've never heard her be funny. My wife will sit there and laugh out loud. You can hear her giggling in there on the couch. She's awesome. Here's a news story about a guy that started shooting at some people because they were making fun of him farting. Cut three. No way. A Mansfield man is in jail tonight after he shot a semi-automatic rifle at a group of people in Southport.
as w-e-t-m-e-t news reporter zack wheeler tells us flatulence may have started this shooting rampage well that's right jeff witnesses so that's right jeff it was a fight for these one thirty two-year-old william hoover pulled out an assault rifle last night they say it all started because the suspect passed gas now deputies say william hoover started arguing with three people in wheeler's beverage store after six o'clock last night they say the argument moved outside and turned physical That's when deputies say Hoover ran to his car, pulled out a semi-automatic rifle and shot at the three. Nobody was hurt. An investigator says the three people claim Hoover passed gas and could not take the teasing. According to witness statements that apparently the verbal altercation possibly took place over some comments made about the suspect's body odor. You smell like fart. Defendant suspects keep becoming extremely irate over these comments. They were simple verbal comments, which apparently he did not take too well. And Sheriff's deputies say Hoover admits the three victims were teasing him about farting. He's farting. Deputies say Hoover had been drinking, but they don't know if he was drunk. And Jeff employees at Wheeler's Bedford store would not care.
comment about the incident today. The victims also have requested they not be identified due to fear of retaliation. Reporting live from Satellite Center, Zach Wheeler, WETM AT News. A story that turned silent and then deadly. They say that he who smelt the story dealt the story. Back to you. Back to you in the studio, Phil. Oh, man. That was the stupidest story I've ever heard. My whole life. The Farter. Nothing like puking the word fart. The Farter. Here's Daniel Craig, who stars with Tom Cruise's ex-wife in the movie Golden Compass. Talking about the religious backlash. Cut 28.
deals with really very important things. One of the things it deals with is that the misuse of power by any authority, whether it's a religious or political power, is wrong. And that's what the book deals with. It might be a bit against the Catholic Church, but I know for a fact that the Catholic Church has got big enough shoulders to wait to get this. It's interesting that people should get so angry about it, because the morals in this book are solid and really good, and I don't have a problem with them. Mr. McGee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. He sounds really into it. He's the opposite of sleepy. He's James Bond. He's all fired up. He's awesome. Here's Dave Chappelle. Cut one. Living like a communist country, they're not going to tell people s***, right? Now, you live in America, they'll tell you everything. The media tells you everything. But they don't prioritize the information. So, you be in the middle of a war, and you be Googling Britney Spears' vagina in Vegas. You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? No, I never Googled it. I do not know what you're saying.
You didn't Google that? Nope. Weird. But when you were in Las Vegas, did you Google that? Did not. Oh. You know what I'm saying? Don't know what he's saying. Let's see. David Beckham just donated $100,000. Well, actually, half a million dollars. Yep. David Beckham just donated half a million dollars to a very worthy cause. Half a million. Would you like to know what it is? Like orphans? AIDS. It was not orphans. It was not AIDS. Cancer. Nope. Hunger. High voice research. No. That's not a cause. Yes, it should be. Hello, I'm Skye for high voice research. Right now, millions of Americans are affected by high voice. I'm sorry, Skye. If you feel that you're one of them. I thought you'd come over to our side. Open up a window and just ask for help. I was wrong.
Somebody's in the doghouse. I can't believe you would make that. Right? Wow. Sorry. It was me. Man. I'm sorry about that then, guys. Nope. You're crazy. A little too late. No, thank you. David Beckham gave a half million dollars in jewelry to the Spice Girls. He gave each of the Spice Girls a $100,000 bracelet. Listen, he had a half mil burning a hole in his pocket. They were kicking off their tour. They were kicking off their tour. Congrats on the reunion. Even Ginger? Yeah, even Ginger. Even Scary and Pumpkin. No, there's no Pumpkin, Mike. There's not Pumpkin Spice? Latte? There is. I think there is a Pumpkin Spice. And it's Allspice. What about Old? You gave one to Old? Oh, yeah, Old. Uh-uh. All right, fine. Extra. Christina Aguilera is going to name her kid Jackson Jake. JJ. That's a strange name. And...
Speaking of Jackson, the Jackson family is going to do a reunion tour with Michael Jackson. Whoa. What? For real? And Janet Jackson is going to appear on a few select dates. Whoa. Get out. That's crazy. This is all according to Jermaine. Jermaine is the one who is talking about this. Jermaine? You didn't say that. He's a meth addict. Whoa. That is true. That is true. He is a meth addict. He is Michael Jackson. This is Michael Jackson. You don't know that. What's the deal, Michael? I do know it. I'm smoking methamphetamine right now. You're not. No, you're not. I'm just kidding. Michael, that's not funny. I was kidding about Jermaine, too. He doesn't smoke meth. Are you guys going to do the tour? Yeah. You are? Awesome. What's the story? Yeah, tell us about it. Well, as soon as we're done tying off smoking heroin... Tying off smoking heroin. That doesn't even make sense. It's part of my new image. Oh, you're hardcore now? Yeah, I'm pretty hardcore. I tie off, I get... You know what that means? I tie off and I smoke the heroin. You tie off and then you shoot it up. That's right, man. And then I'm going to get people pregnant. People. Like men and women?
Everyone. Okay. Michael Jackson. He doesn't know, guys. He doesn't know. Mostly girls. Mostly girls. Just a few dudes. That's weird. And I like women. Uh-huh. And I want to make sex with them. The real sexy ones. No one says that. Who's a sexy woman, Michael? Yeah. I would say all of those girls in Hollywood. Well, like a name. You don't got one name that you think is... And... Curry. The Today Show? She's not real known as being super hot or nothing. Jessica Simpson. Okay. You want to hook up with Jessica Simpson? I already did. You did? We haven't heard that rumor. I got her pregnant. Well, that's not true. She's not pregnant. I was like, hey, you have to get an abortion because I will not stand for this. And then she did and we hid it in the Inquirer. You hid it in the Enquirer? Yes, until a couple of reporters found out about it. And then I bribed them by telling them that I would stab them with my steely knives and I just can't kill the bees. Well, that's not bribing. That's threatening. What are you talking about? I got Liz Taylor pregnant. Okay, well, that's not even possible anymore. I'm addicted to women. Yeah.
I'm addicted to heavy drugs. This is your new image? Yeah. It's not really working, wife. No, I'm not believing it. Hey, does anybody want to arm wrestle? Sure. I'll take anyone on. That doesn't really make you tough. Like two people at a time. Really? Mostly guys. Okay. See, now that's where... See, this one. That's what I'm saying. How old did it have to be? That's not even funny, man. You know what's up. I hope the tour works out. It sounds like a great show if it happens. Yeah, I think it's going to work. Right now, my caterpillar and best friend Jeepers is working on the contract. Oh, that's cool. He does your contracts? He does everything for me. Really? Yeah, I'm incontinent. So he has to do everything. Yeah, that's what I meant. No, I meant that I can't control my pouch. Wow. This got really out of control. Weird. That was my mistake then. I apologize. Fun's over. It's okay. No more. I do like, Michael, that you're wearing your navel outfit with shoulder pads. That is sharp. It is spiffy. Sharp. Yeah. The cool thing about my navel outfit is you can see my navel. Is that how you call it that?
Sometimes I like to play with my belly button. What do you do with it? Do you have a Sharpie? Sharpie? I like to put the Sharpie in my belly button and then smell it. Michael Jackson. You're so gross. That's disgusting. Get out of here, Michael. Get out of here. That's weird, Michael. You're done. Stop. You're done. Act it out, Michael Jackson. Hey, guys. It doesn't smell like anything bad. Like what? Like a cat box. Oh, my gosh. It's so nauseating. Like, seriously disgusting. Yeah, most people think that's a bad smell, Michael. Next summer, we're going to tour my belly button. Michael Jackson belly button world tour. Good luck with that. 08. Drugs and alcohol is the name of the tour. It's not the name of the tour. Sounds hard. It's the hardcore tour. Rated 5X. You're crazy, Michael. That's awesome. We believe you. Anybody want to huff? Huff? No. Do you guys know what that is?
Yes, we do. Do you know what that is? You put chocolate milk in a paper bag. No, I'm just kidding. No, Michael. That is not the case. It's actually not what it is. At all. Hey. Here's a few names for the tour we're tossing around. All right. Welcome to the cat box. Okay. I think you should keep working. What else you got? Anything else? And poo belly. I like that one a little. No, I know. A little upset. Oh, okay. Wait till you see the t-shirt. Okay. I don't want to. Michael, you're gross. No, thank you. All right. Thanks, Michael. Huffing milk tour. Still not. Can't really huff milk, Michael. That is true. Tom Petty said no medleys and no drug references at the Super Bowl. Take a stand. Well, who cares about the drug reference thing, but that means he's going to play one song? Right. Oh, that's brutal. One Tom Petty song at the Super Bowl? I love a medley. A medley would make it cool. Of course you would want to do a medley if you're Tom Petty. That's so weird. What the? Brutal. Dennis Quaid's suing those people that overdosed his babies. Yeah, good. Yeah, I think you should too.
Yeah, because the... It's not about the money either, I heard. He just wants them to, like, change the way they do stuff. Well, yeah, because the vials look very similar. Like, one has, like, a dark blue label, and then the other one has, like, a light blue label. But the dosage is totally different. And I guess last year, three babies died from overdoses. So he was like, if that's not enough to get this company to change a stupid label, somebody with power and a voice has to take them to court. So good. I used to be all whacked out on heparin. No, it's a blood thinner, Michael. That doesn't even make any sense. And I would have to shoot it up all the time, and I would be in the Greyhound bus station asking people for spare change just so I could go to my heparin dealer. No. Michael, you can't make up stuff. He lived on Broadway, Eddie. Who did? My heparin dealer. No. There's no such thing. Call him up all the time. Really? Whenever I was in town. What would you say? I'd be all, hey man, do you have my heparin or what? Come on, I'm really jonesing. For a blood thinner. Come on. Your blood's real thick right now. Is that the problem? Just loan me one more vial of heparin and I'll leave you alone. That sounds real. Yeah. I don't mean to brag. Right. I think we're done, you guys. I think we've hit on it all. Peace out. What up? What up? Just give me the sign. Give it to him.
Tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen, Eddie and Boston Rob are going to be doing a bowling challenge. Yes. Where are we going to be? Poway Bowl. Yeah. Talk about it. Poway Bowl. Road trip. Road trip. Going to be a Poway Bowl on Poway Road and broadcasting the whole show out there. Everybody can come out. Check it out. Nachos. About 7 o'clock. Eddie and B-Rob will be competing in the bowling challenge. Yeah, Eddie's going to kill him. I'm going to be competing and Rob will be there. Okay. Looking like an idiot. Okay, all right. All right, dude. Yeah, all right, Robbie. Okay, buddy. You okay? We got info and directions on the website. Have a stroke? Oh, that's a good one. You guys ready to go? Mm-hmm. 570-1053 is the phone number. Call us at the beginning and end of every show. Sky and Eddie are going to lunch, but they won't tell us where. What? Wait, what's up with that? I don't know. I didn't get an invite. Nobody did. Wait, are you highly? Sometimes friends just need to hang out. And they're being very secretive. What is this? That's not allowed. I know it. What do you mean it's not allowed? Well, we had a craving for some Italian food we haven't had in a while. I understand, but where's the invite? Yeah, you guys aren't allowed to do stuff without other people on the show. Sorry, man. Yeah, sometimes. What are you, Ashley and Zach? Secret lovers.
That's what we are. Sing it, Eddie. We'll have one at lunch, guys. I'll have some Italian for me. Okay, you got it. This one's going out to my two favorite secret lovers. Eddie and Sky be going to have some Italian food today. I'm vain inviting. Awesome. Atlantic Star Secret Lovers. Oh, good one. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, what's up, Mikey? Scooby. What's up, Scooby? What's going on? What's up? Hey, since today's show was a lot about movies and stuff, I wanted to let you guys know that the G.I. Joe movie is going to be coming out in 2009. Who's the star of that? Well, they already casted the Baroness role with Sienna Miller. Now, who's G.I. Joe? G.I. Joe's like not one person. It's a whole bunch of people. Yeah, Mike. I don't get it. I thought G.I. Joe was a guy.
Isn't his name Jim? Oh, how little do you know? I guess so. And then they got Ray Park to play Snake Eyes. Hey, listen. Ray Parker Jr.? Yeah, I was going to say. You want to make a big story, do Ray Parker Jr. Now, that's a story. Wow. The guy that's saying Ghostbusters. Please. Now, that would be a big deal. Thank you, Scooby. P1 Marcos. What's up, guys? You know what? I think B-Rob is sandbagging on this one. He's going to pull a Matt Hughes like last week on Ultimate Fighter. What is there to do in Boston, dude, except for a bowl? So you're saying B-Rob knows how to bowl, and he's baiting it. I think Rob really can bowl. Boston, bowling city of the world. That's right. Bowling capital. I'm nervous. Yeah. That's all we do there. City of bowlingly love. Yeah, that's on the license plate. Thank you. City of pins. Mikey Show, hello. Hey guys, it's P1 Josh. What's ham pooning? Not too much, dude. What's up? I just was wondering if maybe you could play drama queen. We haven't heard that in a while. I mean, was there not enough today? How are you feeling? How are you feeling? I'm feeling good, man. Fresh, I'm feeling sexy, and I'm feeling honey baked. And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three. And I can dance. I am sky. I can dance.
I like interpretive jive. Look at me. Can't you see? I am the drama queen. I'm not apologizing for my behavior because I was really sick. I was throwing up here. I went home. I was throwing up at home. Early morning and I'm on the show. Mispronouncing and in the flow. Man, I wish we played music. Yeah. And I didn't have to be having to read and speak. I had just been conversating. It's conversing. The guys are making me want to cry. Life was better when I was. I don't know how I do it. Every single day, I really earn my pay. And if you didn't know. Come on now. Let's try. Here, I got my cramps. It's that time of the month. I'm really sunburnt. I think I need to call Mother. Hello, Mother. It's me again. Yes, again. Yes, it's me. Will you come get me? I have a sunburn. No, of course I'm being serious. And you can take me to your place and we'll look for a water bottle. We'll put urine in it and it'll cure me. But call Kaiser first. Make sure that they're aware of this. Ramsey, get those blades moving. Come on, don't be so slow. Oh, my goodness. I feel a headache coming off. I'm starting to hyperventilate.
It's not a way to end the show. I know, right? It's not a way to end the show. I know, right? It's not a way to end the show. I know, right? It's not a way to end the show. It's not a way to end the show. It's not a way to end the show. It's not a way to end the show. It's not a way to end the show. It's not a way to end the show. It's not a way to end the show. It's not a way to end the show. It's not a way to end the show. It's not a way to end the show. You might want to Google, why must I cry? What is it? I think he's retarded. He might be retarded, but it's funny. It's this guy singing in the shower. And he sounds like he has some sort of problem, but I'm not really sure. Sounds hilarious. Come on. P1Pia. Yes. Go ahead. I just want to thank you on your program. My daughter is with me right now. She's 13 years old, first time listener. She's very happy, and we're not talking this morning.
Start talking to me because she was happy in your show. Why? Were you guys not getting along for a while or something? No, we went to the doctor's appointment this morning. She don't want to go there. There you go. Well, you're having a good time now. Happy. So, said, Mom, did you work on holidays? I said, no. Very nice. She got disappointed already. Thank you very much. Thank you for calling. All right. Thanks. Bye-bye. Boston Rob, what do you have? What do you have? Up on the screener. Sean is online? What is going on? Hello? Hey, guys. How's it going? Hi, Sean. I just wanted to remind everyone that Bargain Hunt is going to be on today. Are you kidding me? 4.30. All right, thank you, guys. That's Sean. All right, Sean. Lovely and Talented Missy is coming up next. Today on the Nooner, it's the all-request lunch. Make sure you tune in. Tomorrow morning, we are live out of Poway Bowl for the entire show. Come on out and see us. It's on Poway Road, and it's going to be a lot of fun.
Mikey shows out late. Why have you been erasing text messages? Well, now since the whole world knows that I've been talking on the phone in other rooms.