The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 12/11/07
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Daily Audio 2007KIOZRock 105.3
Rankin Christmas specialsI Am Legendcredit card responsibilityparental accountabilityNFL controversycelebrity body shaminglast person on Earth fantasiesbad Christmas giftsWuss Rock JukeboxFacebook privacyholiday tippingarthur rankin
Arthur Rankin explained that Rudolph and other stop-motion Christmas specials endure because parents and grandparents pass their warm stories and songs to children, while the crew praised the craft and surviving puppets behind them. Mikey, Eddie, Skye and the others called Will Smith's I Am Legend a terrifying thrill ride, then argued about whether being the last person on Earth would be liberating or unbearable: Eddie pictured unlimited games and cars, while the others emphasized isolation and night monsters. In the show's sharpest serious argument, P1 Jen described her 15-year-old son's baseball-bat beating after an airsoft pellet struck a car, and Mikey insisted both that the attacker deserved prosecution and that the boy's reckless choice still required accountability. The crew also followed Sean Merriman's allegation that Jeff Fisher ordered a hit, mocked Janice Dickinson's claim that calling Tyra Banks fat was a joke, and turned bad gifts and Wuss Rock into extended comedy bits. They also warned that drunken Facebook photos could damage job or school prospects and debated how much to tip hairstylists, caregivers, pool workers, mail carriers and coworkers.
What happened, in order
Why Rudolph Endures
Arthur Rankin said his stop-motion Christmas specials remain popular because their warm stories and songs are passed from grandparents and parents to children.
I Am Legend Thrill Ride
Mikey, Eddie, Skye and their spouses found Will Smith's I Am Legend visually spectacular and so relentlessly tense that it felt like an amusement ride moving too fast.
Boston Rob Gets Credit
Boston Rob celebrated receiving a credit card with a $300 limit and no interest until April while the crew warned him not to treat it like free cash.
Airsoft Accountability Debate
P1 Jen said a man beat her 15-year-old son with a baseball bat after an airsoft pellet hit his car, prompting an argument over the attacker's impunity and the boy's responsibility for reckless mischief.
Merriman Claim Goes National
The crew replayed Sean Merriman's claim that Titans coach Jeff Fisher ordered players to target him and noted that Fisher denied an allegation now circulating across national sports shows.
Janice Calls Tyra Fat
While defending Jennifer Love Hewitt from beach-photo criticism, Janice Dickinson called Tyra Banks fat and then claimed it was a joke, which the hosts read as evidence of lingering bad blood.
Last Person on Earth
Eddie imagined the last person alive enjoying every car, game and movie available while the rest of the crew argued that isolation and nocturnal monsters would make the fantasy terrifying.
Worst Gift Giver
A listener asked how to handle his wife's terrible presents, and a mock Dr. Phil repeatedly dodged useful advice with increasingly absurd and hostile gift suggestions.
Wuss Rock Jukebox
Male callers tried to continue soft-rock songs after the music stopped while Eddie, Skye and Sean judged their lyrics, creativity and commitment to the bit.
Drunken Facebook Photos
The hosts warned that women posting drunken photos under their legal names on Facebook could later lose school or job opportunities when employers searched for them.
Holiday Tipping Rules
Skye presented holiday tipping recommendations for hairstylists, caregivers, household workers, mail carriers and coworkers while the crew challenged the suggested amounts and mocked her salon habits.
People mentioned
Arthur RankinJulesKevin ChristMikey EsparzaEddieSkyeSeanBoston RobAshleyWill SmithEmma ThompsonLou BushP1 JenSean Merriman
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About these that still makes them popular today. Why do they still work today and why are they still relevant in 07? I think the stories are warm and I don't like the expression family-oriented, but they are. And people, my audience, saw them when they were younger and now have children of their own. Even grandparents show the films at Christmas time. It becomes a family affair. They sit the kids down and say, now we're going to look at something that grandma liked or daddy liked. And then the kids get oriented. They get injected with this feeling. It continues that way. And they're good stories, and they're well-made, and the songs help them, too. But the songs are still very, very popular. Love the songs. And remember, the songs are as old as that or older, much older. Do you notice that when you talk to people about these classics, that you hear more people liking a particular one more than another? Yeah, they have favorites. They have scenes and so forth. I'll tell you two figures that have come...
emerge from A Year Without a Santa Claus, and that is the Heat Miser and the Snow Miser. Everyone seems to fix on these characters. They've sort of become a cult class. What about Burgermeister Meister Burger? The greatest. Well, that's what I was getting to. When you talk to people, what seems to be people's favorite? Well, someone just told me they like Jack Frost the best. I haven't heard about that in a long time. But that was an hour special we made at Christmas. It was about Jack Frost coming to life. And you don't hear more of one than another? No, I would guess Rudolph is everyone's favorite. Santa Claus is coming to us. Best ever. Kids especially like that. Kids like the perseverance of young people who finally make it in life. It emanates that. And the children like it. And parents like the children to see it. A couple quick questions. Why did you guys do this stop motion? For those of you that don't know what stop motion animation is, it's where they take a figure.
and they move it just a tiny bit, take a picture of it, move it a little bit more, take a picture of it. When you put all the pictures together, they move, and it's called stop-motion animation. Why that instead of traditional animation? I liked it better. It was a new technique that captured the audience's imagination. And now, of course, we have CGI computer animation, and it hasn't hurt these films at all. Number one, again, in the ratings this year. Mr. Rankin. Mr. Rankin, do the original figurines used in these still exist? Well, I have them, of course. I have several. And so does Jules. The others have been used up. In other words, we use them. We manipulate them so much that eventually we have to just put a new one in again. Because I'm sitting here. Each character has several that we can use when the other ones go bad. They just get used up.
There are two of them now, however, that we've found. Kevin Christ, who is the head of a toy company, found these and has had them refurbished, if you back together, so they're much like they did in the original. They don't move. They don't have the armature and so on. They look very good. They're traveling the country right now. They've got a big audience. Mr. Rankin, did you ever catch any flack over the religious overtones of the movies? I don't know that there are religious overtones. Eddie, what do you think? I mean, we just... Christmas story, the nativity. Yeah. In one or two cases, we use that as a little drummer boy. Right. Problems by carrying Mary to the manger. There you go. Those are nice little stories. I mean, you don't have to be religious. Oh, they're great. They're great. All of them are great. Do you have a favorite song from any of these? For all my children, I don't have favorites. What about put one foot in front of the other? Eddie loves that one. All right. Eddie loves that one.
My producer loves these. You know, listen, we all love them, but my producer loves them more than anybody I've ever met. And his favorite is Santa Claus is Coming to Town. Yeah. And I thought to myself, you know, Eddie, what would you do for one of those figurines? Oh, dude, I would love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's really neat. It's really cool to talk to you, Mr. Rankin. We're talking to Arthur Rankin, and he was the co-creator of all these classics that we see every year at this time. The Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Santa Claus Coming to Town. And, hey, you've given us a lot of memories that we will pass on to our kids, Mr. Rankin. And we appreciate it. Well, thank you for that. I appreciate your audience effect and the kind words you said to me on a very, very Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you, too. All right. Bye-bye for now. We'll see you later. It's Arthur Rankin. That rule. I don't know. That rule. I don't know why when I talk to someone older, I say, Mr. It's respectful. You have to say mister. You can't just say Arthur. That was a neat guy. That's crazy. He knows the guy that made Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. So that means there was a time there wasn't Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. You know what I mean? That's crazy. I thought that song was like a million years old. Yeah, I did too. He knows the guy. That was a trip.
Uh, let's do some of this. Come on. Get into it. Come on. Get into it. I like it. I'm breaking my wife down. What do you mean? I'm having an effect on her. With your Christmas music love? Yep. That's awesome. She hates it. But not anymore. She's starting to like it. There is, there's two people. There are the people that like the Christmas music. I'm in that group. And there are people that do not like the Christmas music. That is my wife. The evil group. That's her, but she's coming around. Now, the one thing I'll agree with her on is I do not like the sticky ones. I'm not a fan of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and I'm not a fan of those particular Christmas songs and Jingle Bells, and I'm not a fan of that. I like these ones that have, like, you know, the real lyrics, and they're very serious. I'm a fan.
She hates Jingle Bell Rock, too. You don't like Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer? Those are real lyrics. I do not. That is shtick to me. Serious. Yeah. So, Eddie and I and Skye, my wife, Eddie's wife, Skye's husband, we went to see I Am Legend last night. The new movie from Will Smith. Was it awesome? It was... Pretty awesome. You know what it was like a lot of the movie for me? Yeah. A lot of the movie for me, well, first of all, visually, it's just spectacular. Stunning. Oh, yeah. It's just spectacular. And it makes your heart beat real fast. Oh, the whole time. The whole time. That's the thing. Like, I have to say that there were times where I felt like I was on an amusement park ride, and I kind of wanted to go. Hey, can you slow it down just a little bit? Oh, I agree 100%. Like, this is fun and everything, but if you could, this ride would be way more fun for me if we just slowed down. You're going a little fast. Yeah, like I wish I was at home so I could push pause, go outside, get a little fresh air, compose myself, and then come back. It's a thriller. Yeah. Well, you know what it reminded me of? It reminded me of the first time I saw the movie Alien, the original. And it also reminded me of...
the very end of the movie um the very end scene of silence of the lambs with starling where she's underground in the basement with the lights off and she can't see wow remember no remember how that made you feel like you were you were like oh no oh no and you don't know what's there any second something bad's gonna happen oh Oh, an in. It was like that. It's so good. And they do amazing things with sound. Oh, yeah. I have a feeling that this movie's going to... I think she'll get an Academy Award for this picture. Oh, no. I think that this is going to be an Oscar-nominated film in a lot of categories. I think she'll get an Academy Award for this picture. Sound, because that sound... There's times where Will Smith is in the dark and you know something's there and looming. And you hear sounds that just make you go... Turn the light on. Slow down a little bit. Right. Get out of there. Ride is moving too fast. Get out. How is Willie? Willie? Good. Will Smith, he was good, I thought. I thought he was good. I'll tell you, I make strange observations, and I made a strange observation. Yeah, I do. The very first thing that you see in the film is a woman being interviewed. I don't know how they directed this woman.
But you would swear it's a real clip. It looks like a documentary. She does this thing that we do when we talk where we kind of will change. You know what I mean? You see how I just did that? Yeah, yeah. Where we are saying, and then you kind of switch. She's great. What's her name? But she was in Stranger Than Fiction, the book author. Was that? From Stranger Than Fiction. Oh, yeah. The British. Yeah. Yeah. Eddie's thinking he's almost got it. I want to say Emma Watson, but I don't think that's... It's on the tip of his tongue. She was great. Oh, it's her. It's an interview on television, like CNN. And it's a British woman being interviewed by this black lady who was also in one of my favorite movies, Magnolia. And she, this British woman, does that in her speech pattern. And I never see it. I mean, I never... That's brilliant. In fact, I've often thought to myself,
if I were a film director, that that's what I would want in my films. I wouldn't want people to read from a script and have it sound like a line being delivered. I would want it to sound, because that's not the way people talk. Like what I just did. And I would want to somehow capture that. And they do. And I was like, wow, that was really neat to watch. Really neat to watch. But the movie itself, it's scary and It's interesting, and it's all kinds of stuff. I almost cried. Emma Thompson. Emma Thompson. I am in. But, man, it was hard for me because watching that before bed, I didn't get much sleep last night. Oh, no. Well, you know me. I can't watch 24 or Prison Break or Heroes right before bed because it gets in my head, and I just had so much anxiety. It was that intense.
Did you guys notice the baby crying in the movie theater? Who's that person? Who's the person that brings a baby? If you can't get a babysitter, don't go. Let's say you're on a fixed income. Let's say you can't afford it. One of you stays home. That's how you do it. Mom or dad stays home because you don't bring an infant or a toddler. Sorry. To a horror film. No. Sorry. Isn't it rated R? Isn't that illegal? It's so loud. It's so loud. Aren't you supposed to be 18 to see it rated R movie? It's a baby. But isn't that illegal then? Well, with parental permission. She's a baby. You can get into any movie. You can get into any movie with a parent. I don't like it one bit. The baby was arrested, right?
Yeah, they detained it? The baby? P1SD Sour. Hey, I was wondering if I Am Legend was on IMAX. It was not. No? It was not in IMAX. That would have been the greatest. But doesn't IMAX only give out maybe 20 seconds of 3D? I thought IMAX was about how large the screen was, not 3D. I think it's about a large screen. Oh, larger screen? Is that what it is? IMAX is a gigantic screen. I can't see that word on the radio, you knucklehead. Oh, dear. I had to hang up on you. I had to hang up on you there, sir. That word is not accepted by the Federal Communications Commission. They do not take kindly to that word in any form, to be quite honest with you. There is not any context that that word can be used on the radio.
That the federal communications fight seems acceptable. Eddie, the context does not matter. But if I put a word in front of it, you cannot. You cannot. Nope. You cannot. Nope. What did you think, dude? I liked it a lot. Yeah? Yeah, I mean, I'm already fascinated with, you know, Last Man on Earth stuff. Yeah. So I was all in on the beginning of him just, like, doing all the crazy stuff in the beginning. And, you know, the more and more it advanced. the more and more, like you said, your heart was beating fast, you were breathing fast, and you're just like, oh, man, this is crazy. My wife did not like it, neither did Lou Bush's wife. They were the only two people in that movie theater to not like it. And the conversations with her about why she didn't like it were a little frustrating, I'll be honest. She's like, she goes, oh, really? So this guy, Like, has all this stuff, like, that he installed in his house to, like, shut the blinds at night. And it's, like, he did all that. What else does he have to do? And she's like, and, oh, really? He's got that kind of lab in his basement. Yeah, right. That's odd. It's garbage. And I said, well, if you're going to buy one of them, you kind of got to buy them all.
You know, it isn't a documentary. No. But it's a thrill ride. Oh, yeah. So let me ask you this. Was it as good as Independence Day? Okay. Well, then we'll take a break. Wait, what? Wait, hold on. Hey. The Mikey Show Stand-Up Spotlight. Five, three. I read all these kids' books, you know. Let me ask you something. Does the owl go who? Or does it go hoot? Half the books say one. Half the books say the other. Let me tell you something. Owls don't go hoot, okay? Has anyone ever heard an owl go hoot? Never in the history of the animal kingdom has an owl enunciated like that. Ever. Toss those books in the trash can. They didn't do their research. Who's deciding how they go, you know? The horse goes nay. When? When does a horse do that? You want to give me a ride? Nay. Everybody knows horses don't go nay. They go wilbur.
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Dude, I saw him limping off the field, but I didn't realize that it was a broken leg. Yeah, he had to have surgery and put a steel plate in there to hold it together. Oh, my. That old thing. Did they do a MRI with Sean yesterday? Yeah, it's a sprained knee. He's going to be out for sure this week, and hopefully it'll just be one week. That's cool. I'm probably guessing it's going to be two. Listen. But I'm not a doctor. Actually, you are. You're wearing that coat. You got on a white lab coat, though. I could be a scientist. That's true. I didn't even think of that. You guys know Boston Rob got a credit card yesterday? Yes. That is a sign of the Armageddon. I didn't think I was getting it. I'm going to be the last guy on Earth with the credit card. I can't wait. It's just another thing that I have to worry about. Dude, it's already maxed out this week. Hey, hey, hey. Let's talk about this. All right, I'll leave a couple bucks on it. Rob, be serious. I am serious. What's the limit? It's only $300. They won't give me no more. Yeah, I know. I'm surprised they gave you $300. $299 more than I thought they'd give you. Now, you're not planning on going crazy, are you? Of course he is. Yes. Let's talk to him. Wait, let's talk about this. Let's talk to him. What do you mean by crazy?
Well, are you really planning on spending all $300? Because with credit cards, you have to realize it's not cash in your pocket. You need to be able to pay off that bill when it comes every month or else you're going to start getting dinged. He has no finance charges. No, no, no. I got no interest until April. Zero percent. Oh, really? So you can pay it off before April? Mm-hmm. That's my question. Oh, yeah. You can pay it off before April? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, dude, I'm loaded. Mike, what kind of question is that? So I'll be getting some more tattoos. Yeah. No, it's all Christmas presents. Don't act like it's cash in your pocket because the credit card is not cash in your pocket. I understand this. You don't need to spend up until it maxes out. I know. It's plastic in my pocket. It's only three trips to the recycling bin. Yeah. This worries me. It's not cash in your pocket, but it might as well be, Skye. Same as cash. Same as. They charge you an interest fee. Not until April. Okay. I'm good. It is cash in your pocket. Well, you have until April. But you got to make sure you have that money to pay it off once April comes. Mikey show. Hello.
Hey, this is P.W. Robbo. Tell Mikey that he was all over ESPN last night. Everything with Merriman's interview last night. They mentioned his name on ESPN, on the news, on the radio. Hey, dude, you're on the air. Yo, bro. Okay, thank you. We'll see you later. Bye-bye now. I'll let him know. Let him know. Mikey! Eddie, how many calls did you get about it? Oh, man. For three solid hours, my phone just was blowing up. I probably got about 15 calls. The Mikey Show's on ESPN. You hear Eddie asking Merriman a question. It's pretty cool. It's awesome. Let's see. Some very interesting stories out there today, folks. This guy, Huckleberry Finn. Oh, your boy. My boy, Huck Finn. Mike Huckabee.
who many, many months ago, I went to a website that showed all the GOP candidates, including the big guys, McCain, who I thought was going to be my guy, McCain. McCain, Giuliani, Law & Order wasn't in it yet. And so I'm reading about all these different guys, and I say, this guy Mike Huckabee, he's the guy that I like the most, but I've never heard of a Mike Huckabee. And I know the country hasn't, so I'm sure that this guy will never see the light of day. So what's the latest guy? Well, a new poll out today shows that Mike Huckabee is just two percentage points behind Rudy Giuliani to lead the GOP. What a trip. Now, and this is a poll that has a plus or minus five percentage point error. So potentially they could be tied. Potentially he could be an elite. It could go five points either way for their margin of error. So, I mean, Mike Huckabee came out, like you said, out of nowhere and is now in second place, if not tied for first place with the GOP. This is a national thing? National poll. Yeah, Mitt Romney's now down to 16%, John McCain only 12%, and Fred Thompson 10%. Mitt Romney's going to be like a horse speeding to the finish line. You want to know why? He's handsome.
Charisma. Charisma. People really love good-looking, tall men. And he's good-looking, tall, and white. Yeah, and the fact that he's an actor and people recognize him, I think the... No, no, no, wait. I mean Mitt Romney. Mitt Romney. Law and Order. Fred Thompson, I think, is going to make a comeback. I don't think he's very handsome, though, Fred Thompson. That's true. But he's an actor. And look at us here in California. Yeah. People like that. He's right. Yeah. Well, people liked that Ronald Reagan was an actor. People liked that Schwarzenegger was the Terminator. And people liked that stuff. They recognize him. And they go, oh yeah, I know that guy. Yeah, and when people are apathetic about voting, they'll go, well, you know, I really enjoyed Law & Order. Well, I like Special Victims Unit, though. Was he in Special Victims Unit? I'm not sure. So, anyway. Yeah, and then in the Democratic race, it's still pretty much the same. Hillary, 40%, and then Barack Obama in second place with 30% right now. Some water main broke at Eddie Van Halen's house, flooded his whole place. Yeah. The whole place. Can you imagine finding out about it? Like, they probably had to call him when he was on the road on tour to let him know that.
So, I don't know. I know what it's like. It's tough. Not fun. Dear Eddie. Uh-oh. Van Halen. Been there. Done that. I'm so sorry for what you must be feeling. If it will give you any sort of comfort, I want to let you know I have done this as well. Just say that you fell asleep. Or there may have been some sort of bandit involved. Yes. Have you considered saying we don't know? Yeah, well, they said that crews were just rushing around putting sandbags all around the house to try and stop the water from getting into the house. They don't specifically talk about damage to the inside of the house, but the outside of the house is crazy. They say the pool is just filled to the top with mud. But luckily, you know how he has that recording studio on his property? That's like on the top of the property, like kind of on an elevated part. So that was safe from the water. Yeah, my whole place was just on the first floor. Everything. I'll tell you what, that's rough. I really could have gone for a second floor. I wish I had a studio on the second floor. Yeah, I really do.
Then I could have flooded out the people below me. Shut up, Sean. We have to take a quick timeout. However, toxicology reports are in on the lead singer of Quiet Riot. We know why he died and what he died of and what happened. I'll tell you right after this. And we'll do some Wuss Rock jukebox. If you're a guy and you want to play Wuss Rock jukebox, call me right now, 570-1053. You must know. You've got to know songs like Wham, Careless Whisper, and stuff like that. Don't even call if you don't know that type of music. If you're a guy that mostly listens to rock, don't even call because you're not going to be able to play this game. You have to know the Wuss Rock songs. And that's why it's funny. We play the song, then we stop playing the song, and you start singing it. 570-1053, and we tell you how this quiet riot guy died next. Into something more comfortable, like a coma. It's Mikey on Rock 105.3. Folks, I'll just take a few questions, then I need to get back to the kitchen. Todd, The Daily Napkin, huge night here at Rubio's. As manager, how much of tonight's success do you attribute to putting enchiladas in the lineup? Well, I think it's obvious that the enchiladas make us stronger.
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What a nice gift to get, say, your mom or your mother-in-law or that person that you don't really even know what to get for or even your wife. I mean, why not? You can never go wrong with getting your wife flowers. Thank you. Now, the people at ProFlowers are hooking up this special deal for P1s. If you go to proflowers.com right now and you order one dozen Christmas light roses, it kind of looks like a bouquet of Christmas lights. Oh. And for just $29.99, Scott, they'll throw in another dozen roses for free. Oh, that's so awesome. So you get two dozen roses for just $29.99. That's 24 just amazing festive roses, all for whoever that's somebody special you want. Now, you've got to do something. What? And you've got to click on the little radio microphone to get this special deal. You remember, we've gone through this before. You click on the little radio microphone. It'll ask you for a password. You type in Eddie. E-D-D-I-E. And you're done. You'll get that special deal. What I love about Pro Flowers, because my hubby gets me my flowers through Pro Flowers, they're so fresh. So you can get them for Christmas, say you're entertaining, and they'll still be fresh and beautiful when you have people over for New Year's. It's a great deal. It's totally awesome. I got my wife some. She loves it. She said, oh, that looks like a candy cane. And I said, that's what they're doing right now. So it's really cool what you do again.
To get that special holiday offer with the free dozen roses, you go to proflowers.com. You click on the little radio microphone. It's in the upper right-hand corner. It'll ask for a password. You type in my name, Eddie, E-D-D-I-E, and you'll get all hooked up. It's proflowers.com, or you can also call them at 1-800-PRO-FLOWERS, and just make sure you say, I want that special deal. Give them that password name, Eddie, and you'll get all hooked up. It's proflowers.com. You know that Yamaha motorcycle, ATV, or side-by-side you've been waiting for? Good news, your waiting is about to pay off big time. It's the Yamaha Y-Wage sales event, and it's going on now at the House of Motorcycles in San Diego and Vista for a limited time. Get a brand new Yamaha motorcycle, ATV, or Rhinos side-by-side for as little as $69 a month until 2010, plus up to $300 customer cash on select models. We're talking smoking deals on the world's hottest vehicles. Yamaha sport bikes, dirt bikes, ATVs, and Rhinos side-by-side. So stop waiting and get moving down to the House of Motorcycles in San Diego and Vista today, but hurry because the Yamaha Y-Wage sales event ends soon. See San Diego's House of Motorcycles on El Cajon Boulevard and North County's House of Motorcycles in Vista next to Costco. At the house, it's all about the ride. Offer good through 1230 Model 7 on all-new 2008 or new prior-year Yamaha ATVs, motorcycles, and side-by-sides with approved credit on the Yamaha card. Reduced rate 8.9% APR and $69 monthly payment. Good until 2010 on amounts. Finance up $8,500. Thereafter, standard rate up to 22.9% APR applies. The fall rate, 24.9%. Minimal finance charge, $1. Custom and cash offer. Go to select models. See dealer for ATVs and recommendations. For safety and training information, call the ATV-6. I use a specific...
brand of Kleenex, and if it's a different kind of Kleenex, I really get upset. Sky. I don't think it's wrong to share a kiss with somebody who sweeps you off your feet. Sean. I cannot go to sleep unless I have a fan blowing on me. Boston Rob. I'm a grown-ass man. Show me some respect. And Ashley. I'm kind of a tease. On the Rock 105.3. I live on all emotion, baby. I answer questions never, maybe. And I'm not kind if you betray me. So who the hell are you to say? I never would have made it, baby. Amy Winehouse's rep says she's currently doing an outpatient treatment program to try and get healthy for the Grammys. Monday Night Football last night saw the Saints light up the Falcons 34-14, and that was without Reggie Bush, who's out for the year. So I got an interesting email here, and I want to get your guys' take, but I also want to get
listeners takes on this this is a pretty interesting topic it says uh hey mikey love your show uh my son and i listen to you every morning uh we have a problem and my first thought was to contact you this past summer my son who is 15 was playing with airsoft guns in the park with his friends i normally don't approve of this but he had a rough summer he broke his leg skateboarding he had a cast long story short His friend's little brother hit the wrong car. The man got out and beat my son with a baseball bat. He had five staples put in his head, an enlarged appendix from kicking. He also hit his cast with the baseball bat. The man was arrested and put in jail for a few days. He could have very easily killed my son. The DA's office closed the case. Self-defense, they told me. What's wrong with our justice system? Please help. P1Gen. There's a few things that I'm a little unclear about, and Jen, if you're listening, call in, because there's a few things that I'm a little unclear about. One thing that I'm unclear about, and let me say this before I say anything, that dude that did that should be locked up and throw away the key. There's no doubt about that. You can't hit, you can't attack somebody with a baseball bat no matter what. So that guy, locked up and throw away the key.
What I'm unclear about was whether not that it matters too much in my point, but you guys know me. I like to take everything on a case by case situation and sort of like weigh the variables. So in my mind, I'm like, are these kids out there doing what me and Eddie did one time? Or I don't know if it was Eddie. No, it wasn't Eddie. Some other kids. When I was a kid. Me and some friends thought it would be real fun. And the reason I thought of you, Eddie, is it was right out in front of your house that we did this. It was at nighttime. Because Eddie and I lived on the same street. We were egging cars as they drove by. A guy would have got out of that car and killed me with a gun or beat me with a baseball bat. It would have been as a result of a bad decision. I can't predict what somebody's going to do. I can't predict that I'm going to run into a madman. You just, you can't. That is not to say that as a kid throwing an egg at a car that that punishment would fit my crime because it doesn't. It is not to say that I deserve to be shot or beaten because I threw eggs at a car. What it does show is that when you engage in mischief, you don't know who you're dealing with. And we were kind of discussing this a little bit off the end. This guy said, well, you're saying that as an adult.
As my opinion, as a child or as an adult, we all have choices to make. And when certain things happen, you should absolutely feel sorrow, compassion for your kid. But you also need to take the opportunity to explain to your child. And this is with keeping in mind that they were out there messing around with guns, shooting at cars. They hit the wrong car. This guy got mad, got out, did whatever he did. That when you make poor choices, sometimes the result is really bad. That's kind of where I see it. Now, I think you guys may have a difference of opinion based on the fact, well, we're dealing with a kid here. How do you get this toy gun anyway? Is that kind of where you are with it, Eddie? Yeah, I am. I mean, it's difficult because I don't care who you are.
stuff mischief of some kind i don't care what it is and you know as adults we you know we know that and we have to be able to act accordingly and you know you're right the the crime didn't fit or the punishment didn't fit the crime and and and that person was off his walker obviously so i get what you're saying that you know you you need to teach your kids like you can't do this stuff because you never know what's going to happen but I almost feel like we're kind of going, you know, like not realizing that, you know, these are kids and they're going to get in trouble. And, you know, the bottom line is, you know, like that person was the person that was in the wrong in this, not the kid. The kid was being a kid. Well, wait a minute. The kid, if the kid was shooting at cars, he was in the wrong. He was. He was in the wrong, but not, I mean, not the extent of getting beat. Because I think you're right when you say, hey, that's something kids do. You're absolutely right. It is something that kids do that's wrong. Just like playing with matches is wrong. And if you play with matches and you burn a house down, you don't say to the child, hey, listen, you're a kid. I did it too. And by the way, me, Mikey Esparza, I played with matches. I burned down a back fence that my dad never found out about.
Had my dad found out about it, I'd have paid some pretty rough consequences. You wouldn't have been put in the hospital. I wouldn't be put in the hospital. But we don't have a disagreement on dude with baseball bat. Dude with baseball bat is a criminal and should be prosecuted for what happened. So what are you saying? Kids that do stuff that are bad should be punished. Yeah. I think all of us are on the same page with that. But this is such an extreme measure that it's like... I don't know what we're really talking about. This is what we're discussing. The tenor of the email to me was, let's go get, how dare this DA, this DA is wrong and blah, blah, blah. That could very well be. She's right. Yeah, the DA could be, you know, we don't know all the ins and outs of the case. If it is what she says and this guy is only going to jail for a couple of days, that's wrong. That's wrong. However, what I sort of wasn't, getting from it was a level of accountability for the kid. Like, hey, can you believe that this awful thing happened to my kid and he doesn't deserve this and blah, blah, blah. And let me be clear. It isn't that he doesn't deserve it, but we do need to take the opportunity in situations like this to say to our children, hey, there is consequences to your behavior. Your behavior was wrong.
In my opinion, what we can't say is we can't never address it. Well, I think obviously you take the gun away from them and say you were not using that correctly and now you don't get it anymore. That's the punishment is you don't get to use that anymore. And it's taken away from that person. Yeah, I agree. To take that opportunity to be like, hey, buddy, sorry, you shot a car, you deserve to get your... put in the hospital. You don't deserve to be put in the hospital. That doesn't make any sense to me. But to say that that's one of the consequences... Pause, pause. That is not what I'm saying. I know, I know. What I'm saying is that you must realize that for your decisions and choices, there are sometimes unpredictable reactions to it. You cannot predict... what somebody is going to do. And I don't think that's cool to say to a kid who's just been beat by an adult because you can be walking down the street and accidentally look at somebody the wrong way and get beat. And so you can't say, oh, that is very different. There's consequences. Or you could play baseball and put a baseball through the window and the exact same thing happened. Like putting a baseball through the window is does not have a mischievous intent. Playing baseball is playing baseball. And when the baseball goes through the window. Now, however.
If you're standing in front of people's houses with a baseball bat and a baseball, and you're going, let's see which window we can hit. Pop! That's mischief. If you're in the park and you're playing baseball, that's normal. You're speaking from an adult's perspective. You're trying to reason with a kid. A kid is a kid, and it's in his nature to be mischievous. You are correct. What I'm doing as an adult is I am trying to take an opportunity to teach a child between right and wrong. I couldn't tell a nine-year-old kid who just got beat and put in the hospital. I don't know how old this kid was. Fifteen. I'm just saying. Fifteen. We have his mom on the line. Oh, cool. P1 Jen. Hi, Mikey. Hi. So what are the ins and outs? What happened? Because what I'm unclear about is were the kids out there messing with the guns? And they thought it might be kind of fun to shoot at some cars. They hit the wrong car, picked the wrong car, and this guy was a nutcase? Oh, yeah, for sure. I mean, what they did, like you said, what they did wasn't right. And, you know, they were being boys. And they are old enough to know the difference between right and wrong. But the thing is, what I'm upset about, and I really appreciate you answering my email, is that, you know, he learned his lesson. I mean, he almost died. And this was following right after the other boy that got beat up.
The surfer kids in La Jolla got beat up. Right. You know, right after that. And when he's getting beat up with a baseball bat on his head, telling the guy over and over, you know, I didn't shoot your car. It's an airsoft gun. I didn't do it, you know. And the guy took the gun for my son and kept beating him and hit his, you know what I mean? He thought he was going to die. I mean, he, you know, that's so, he, you know, he knows what he did was wrong. And I think, but my problem is, is... is like you said, the justice system. I mean, this guy's obviously crazy. And I wasn't even really upset about that guy. And, you know, I thought that, you know, that he'd be punished through the justice system. And I wasn't going to do anything, you know, on my own. But, you know, he's obviously crazy. And I was just happy that my son was alive at that point. I mean, he spent about $30,000 in medical bills, you know. But when the DA, when I call the DA, call the DA, call the case number, go all through this rig and roll. And they tell me that it's been dropped. Oh, no, you have no case. You know? Self-defense. It's absurd to me. And that's why I try to bring it to your attention. I'm not stopping here. Believe me, I'm going to keep going. And they're not answering my calls. And I have a friend there, too, that I've been contacting. They used to come to my hair salon. And he's a friend of mine. And I'll look into it, and I still haven't heard back from them. Well, I'll tell you this, Jen. I agree with you.
wholeheartedly that this guy that did this, he should be punished to the full extent of the law. And if it's a few days that he got, to me that doesn't sound like the full extent of the law. So that we are in complete agreement on. Where I think I'm differing a little bit from some people is where it is a part of my personality, especially at this stage in my life, to be pretty big on accountability. When we make choices, there are sometimes, for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. And sometimes those are not what we can predict or certainly what we would want. It isn't fair sometimes, but it is a result of our decisions. And I think that that's an important lesson. Kid or not. When we play with fire, there's consequences to it. But don't you think he learned that lesson? But you know what? Even the police officer... Yes, he did. I mean, he was put in the hospital. He learned the lesson. Yes, he was. And I think that... Even the police officer that was there said to me that punishment did not fit the crime. It doesn't. There's no way that that man... Listen, we don't disagree on that one. We don't disagree on it. Where I think that we had a fundamental disagreement on was the... At least what I perceived of was...
Can you believe this? I can't get out of my mind. This doesn't happen if you remove the initial mistake. Not mistake, because it was willful. But if you take the initial willful mischief out of it, you don't ever have to meet the psychopath. Okay, but it's interesting, Mikey, because since this has happened, I have a hair salon, so I've talked to a lot of people during the day. And everybody has a story. When I was a kid, I did this. When I was a kid, you know, and I'm not making, I'm not saying, I'm not trying to make light of it. But, you know, like you said, again, boys, kids will be kids and boys will be boys. And believe me, he learned his lesson. He was, I mean, he was in the hospital. He was in pain. They thought that they were going to have to take his appendix, you know. And I told him, and he's never allowed to play with airsoft guns. And I wasn't even, you know, I'm not even. I normally wouldn't let him. Where did he get the air? I mean, where did the guns come from? You know, one of his friends that I don't particularly like too much. You know, his parents aren't really around, and he gets away with a lot of stuff. And my son missed a trip to Hawaii because of his broken leg, and he missed two trips to Hawaii, one with his friend and one with us for our family reunion. He couldn't surf. He couldn't skate. He couldn't do anything. So I kind of let, you know, let that part slide, and he wasn't really, you know, so.
Well, listen, I certainly... How is he now? You know, he's fine. He's really upset when I told him that the DA dropped the case self-defense. He was very, very upset about it. Just makes you lose faith in the justice system. Exactly. Especially at such a young age. That's my problem. Hey, Jen, can we take some phone calls with you on the line? Some people are calling with comments. Some people have questions and stuff like that. Can we do that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see. P1 Useless, are you there? Yeah, I'm here, Mike. Go ahead. I'm listening to the story, and to me it sounds like there might be a little more to this. I can't imagine that the DA would drop this case under self-defense charges if there wasn't more to it. Was your son shooting at the guy when he got out of the car? No. What was going on with that whole thing? No, in fact, my son was, you know, he had a full cast on, so he was reloading or whatever. They're in the park so that they, you know, they are. He was kind of hiding from the other kids, and he couldn't run fast enough, and he wasn't even pointing at the guy. And the guy took the gun from my son's hand, and my son said, I didn't even shoot your car, it's an airsoft gun. And the guy took the gun and just kept beating him on the head with the baseball bat. So, you know, it sounds like there should be more to it. Yeah, it does, because that's such a violent crime. I can't imagine how anyone would say...
For whatever reason... How can it be self-defense? He's a 15-year-old kid. Wait a minute. If you feel that you're being attacked, you don't stop and go, excuse me, can I get some ID? How old are you? From the DA's perspective. Knowing the facts in the case. In this case, how can you fear for your life if the person isn't armed? I mean, he took the gun from the kids. And chased him. Yeah, before he started doing the beating. And my son never hit him back. He was covering his head. He almost broke his arm because he's covering his head, you know, and he's got all these bruises. They thought he broke his arm. And there's nothing we're missing here? I wish there were, Mikey. Okay, well, let's take some more calls. P1 teacher, are you there? Yes, I'm here. Hey, how's it going, guys? Good. Good. I was just calling because I'm a high school teacher. And I teach in inner city school and I was actually hit by a kid several years ago where it cut my head open and all this crazy stuff. But what I noticed as a teacher dealing with high school kids today that kids are not held responsible for their actions. And I certainly don't mean to say that what happened to this boy should have happened at all. It was absolutely ridiculous. But as a parent, I think we tend to say, well, you know, my son didn't do anything or my child didn't do this or they didn't do that.
Because we want to protect them. But at the same time, I think we protect them to a point where they're not held accountable for being mischievous or for doing something that is totally not appropriate or okay to do. Because, like, the boy that hit me, nothing happened to him. Nothing. And he was a kid and, you know, he was mad or whatever. And it just seems that that's inappropriate. Wow. I appreciate the phone call. P1. Word Herd is on the line. Are you there, Word Herd? I'm here. What's going on? All right, so in regards to disciplining and discussing consequences for mischievous behavior, for children, yeah, okay, there was a comment made that children you can't reason with. Well, maybe with young, young children, that's not true, but coming from the standpoint of a parent of young kids and someone who did youth ministry, 15-year-olds are perfectly capable of rational thought. And if you delay... talking about conflict and behavior with children to the point where they just don't care, it's going to be useless. So with 15-year-olds, you can absolutely reason with them. That's not a good argument to say, well, they're just kids. They're not capable of being reasonable. That was said before we knew his age. Okay. That was said after you said his age. No, it wasn't because I said it. Hey, man, listen, I appreciate the phone call, word heard, and P1Gen, I wish the best for your son. I really do hope.
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Pretty tough out of Santee this morning, the westbound 52. That's a crawl now from the 125 to the top of the summit. Westbound 8's got a bunched up right as well in the Cajon Valley approaching Lake Jennings Park Road. And that's suffering all the way out to 2nd Street. Getting past that, drop to speed for a good stretch. Watch for the bunch up again around Spring Street out of Lake Murray. And then from there, you're pretty good to go in the Mission Valley. Both the 5 and 8.5 northbound got the usual stuff out of Chula Vista up to National City. 8.05 continues struggling all the way into North Park. But from there, you're looking good up the hill in the Kearney Mesa. I'm McLarenson, Rock 10538. Now back to the Mikey Show. Oh, Inyo! Featuring Mikey. I like to judge people and be critical of people. Eddie. I have an unusually large tongue. Sky. I like ham. What kind? A.K.A. Two-Shirt Shakur. I do not wear two T-shirts. Boston Rob. The last two years of my high school career, I went to Catholic school. And Ashley. I hate other people's feet. The Mikey Show's on. Tell me a lie. I'm nerd alert. Rock 105.3. The Mikey Show. It is 7.31. A 17-year-old boy was shot near Logan Heights last night after he threw a rock at a car. Wow. Tennessee Titans head coach Jeff Fisher says he did not put a hit out on Sean Merriman. That's exactly what we were just talking about, Sky. I know. Isn't that, yeah. That's exactly what we were just talking about. Yeah. Kid was shot. Yeah.
Now, my opinion, does a kid deserve to get shot? Of course not. Should the guy that shot him go away for a long time? You got it. You know, listen, you can't throw rocks at cars. It's wrong if you do. You don't know what the, you never know what the outcome is. There's one simple way to avoid this, son. Do not throw rocks at cars. When I was a kid, there's one simple way to not burn the house down. Don't play with matches. I guess to me, it's too late by that point to teach him the lesson. He knows the lesson at that point. He needs to learn that lesson before he threw that rock. You know what I mean? Because, I mean, by that time, he's already shot. I guarantee he's not going to throw another rock in a car. Well, that is so interesting. It's the same exact story, pretty much. Yeah, crazy. We are going to do something for you. during the holidays. We want to make the holidays a little bit brighter for you. And so what we've decided to do is we are going to do something called the Secret Santa. Oh. Yes, the Secret Santa. Now here is what the Secret Santa is. If you're listening right now and you yourself or someone that you know is in need this holiday season,
I want to ask you to go to MikeyShow.com, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. And we want you to tell us the story. We want you to do it in about 100 words or less. Now, we've got to limit it because we know that it can turn into a novel sometimes of people telling us what's going on. But we basically want to know what's going on in your life or the life of a loved one. We were all sitting in the office the other day, and we said, We should be doing, you know, we're getting some emails from people. We should try to help. And really, honestly, truly in life, I can't tell you how important it is to do that for people. To help other people. Especially during the holidays. Always a good idea. But especially during the holidays. We know how tough it is for a lot of people right now, you know, that they have kids or... or your wife and you're kind of down on your luck and you don't have a lot of money this year for stuff or anything really, we want to help you. I mean, if your kid, all he's been asking for is a bike and you know you just can't afford it, let us know. Maybe we can help out. If your husband or your wife has been working extra hard and has been nice and not naughty, because we'll know.
That's right. Yeah, we got the list. That's right. Secret Santa knows. Then write us. Go to MikeyShow.com and tell us exactly what's going on and we'll help you out if we can. We can't help every single one that we get, but we're going to be picking some and trying to help some people out between now and the time that we go on our Christmas break, which is the 21st. So go there right now. MikeyShow.com. And if you go, you can also use a keyword. The keyword is Santa. Hey, Sean, does that work on rock1053.com? It doesn't right now, but I can make it. Okay, so right now it works on mikeyshow.com, right? Yeah. Okay, so if you go to mikeyshow.com, you're looking for it, just type in the keyword Santa. There's a place where you can put keywords in. Type in the keyword Santa, and it'll take you right to it. And hopefully you know somebody who this holiday season could really use.
Something special. You can't afford it. Maybe we can help you. That's Christina Aguilera. She's gorgeous. She's got a really good voice. One thing, Mikey, I was thinking about, man, is I hate asking for help. I hate it. I almost refuse to do it. But there are times when you know you just kind of need it. And don't be afraid to ask because that's kind of what we're here for. We're here to offer. And if we can help, there's no shame in that. Absolutely. Go to MikeyShow.com if you, someone you love, friend, relative, maybe it's even a co-worker, somebody that you work with that you know is deserving this holiday season. Now, we're going to get some that we're not just not going to be able to help. It doesn't mean that we don't feel that it's deserving. It just means that we can't get to everybody. We're going to do our absolute best. But we wanted to at least have the opportunity to try to help some people. Speaking of tongues,
What is she singing? What just happened? Oh, this is a medley with Jennifer Lopez. I think it's a deal. So maybe this is J-Lo singing this part. J-Lo can't sing like that. Oh, that's right. I forgot about that. English version? There's going to be some people that are really touched by this. MikeyShow.com, keyword Santa. You'll also see it right there at the top of the page. We have rotating. banners that go through the Mikey Show websites, so check it out. This is the Mikey Show. Get downloads and podcasts at rock1053.com. I really don't want to gamble when I choose a special Christmas gift for my wife, Tom. What man does, Dylan? Well, fortunately, you've got an ace in the hole, and that's a pair of diamond solitaire earrings or a solitaire pendant from Shane Company. They're absolutely must-haves for every woman's wardrobe, and our selection is the largest in the state.
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did that from the crack back, the very next play or the very next two plays did it happen. You can tell that it was designed for them to start going after me. I offered her to be one up and down the whole entire sideline saying, make sure I get out, make sure, you know, get me out the game. Regardless of what happened, you know, it'll be dealt with. A clip heard yesterday nationally on just about every sports on the planet. It was on NFL game day. It was on Monday night football. Monday Night Countdown. It was on NFL Network. I believe it was even a topic of discussion on Pardon the Interruption. So there was a lot of discussing going on yesterday in regard to Sean Merriman's comments made on The Mikey Show yesterday. I guess Jeff Fisher has already responded to it. Eddie, what did he say? He says he did not put a hit out on Sean. May be true, may not be true. I said this earlier.
If he did, in fact, put a hit out on Sean Merriman, I certainly can't imagine him admitting it in the national media. It doesn't make any sense. Welcome back to the show. The lead singer of Quiet Riot died of a cocaine overdose. Dude did so much cocaine. It killed him. What did it do? Did this guy blow his heart up or something? No, the official cause of death is accidental cocaine overdose. So what did it do? I mean, how does that kill you? Yeah, I don't know. I mean, Eddie's the doctor here. Eddie, you're a doctor. Does that blow your heart up? I know. You guys get confused, but I'm not a doctor. Yeah, you are. Basically, what happens is that you snort a lot of blow. Like bad things happen. That's well said. But you have a big, shiny silver plate on a band around your head, and the silver plate is right by your eye. What is that? That looks like something a doctor wears. I just wear it for decorative sake. It's an ornament. What's hot in Hollywood? She's bling. Don't judge me. But you're also wearing a white lab coat that says Dr. Papani. Yeah. How do you explain that? Yeah.
But wait a second. Wait a minute. My look. Plus it was raining. There's a stethoscope around your neck. Well, I'm on the radio. In case I really want to listen. I see. I got it. I think I understand now. I don't. You guys know who Janice Dickinson is? Wasn't she the lead singer of Iron Maiden? Oh, you're right. No, no. You're right. She's a supermodel, was a judge. Former starting middle linebacker for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. No, Eddie. That was Hardy Nickerson. That was Hardy Nickerson. It wasn't Dickinson. It was Nickerson. God, I'm really confused. She was a judge on America's Next Top Model. Oh, her. Oh, her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's what I meant. Well, she was on the Today Show yesterday, right? And they're asking her about Jennifer Love Hewitt's chubby pictures. Man, that story. I know. It won't go away. They asked Jeff Fisher about those Jennifer Love Hewitt. He put a hit out on that cottage cheese. That's right. And so they were asking her about it. This woman, Janice Dickinson, they're asking her about Jennifer Love Hewitt. And these pictures of her with the chubbiness in the water, on the beach, in the bikini. And she's answering the question defending Jennifer Love Hewitt. And in the course of...
defending Jennifer Love Hewitt says some stuff about someone else. Cut nine. speaking of modeling agencies, you've kind of harped on models to be thin, to be thin enough. That is correct. What do you make about this whole thing about Jennifer Love Hewitt and the whole controversy about her weight and the issues in that? The body image is so important at this point. Well, it truly is. But Jennifer Love Hewitt is a healthy, not emaciated woman. She is a healthy girl. And these are unflattering camera angles on her. You want to see someone's fat? I'm sorry, Tyra Banks. is fat. This girl is not fat. It's at 12 o'clock midnight light day. Why would you say Tyra Banks is fat? I'd say Tyra Banks. I would never. I'm kidding because I love Ms. Banks. Nobody would ever say Tyra Banks is fat. There's a controversy to build up your show by selling fat one week, thin the other. In the modeling industry, yes, you have to be thin. That was off the cuff.
Oh, I also love... I love Miss Banks. Oh, yeah. You were kidding. You're joking. I'm addicted to America's Next Top Model, and I watch all the cycles, and they play the old cycles, which is what they call the seasons. Yeah, what is that? Oh, okay. They call them the cycles. They don't say the seasons. Sean knows. He probably watches. Sean knows. He watches. They always call it a cycle, yeah. They don't say season one. Got it. Cycle three. Right. Because it's just what they do. It's like Star when they used to call it the set instead of the studio. Yeah, it's just like a more cool, you know, relevant, trendy, yeah. But basically, so I watch all the old cycles on reruns on MTV on the weekend. That's like all I do. And I was watching when Janice used to be a judge and her and Tyra, there was something going on. Like they wouldn't outspokenly be mean to each other or they wouldn't. Outwardly. Outwardly be mean to each other. Passive aggression. Right, but extremely passive aggressive. Like they would always disagree with each other's judgments on the girls. And I definitely got a vibe that Janice is very threatened slash maybe jealous of Tyra's success. Question. I have a question. So she's fat, I guess. I don't know anything about the modeling world. But it seems like Tyra's got some feuds with models.
She's got the thing with Naomi Campbell. She's got the thing with Janice Dickinson. Is it that everybody's jealous of Tyra and so they can't get along? Why does everyone hate Tyra? First of all, why does everybody love Raymond? And why does everyone hate Tyra? Because everybody loves Raymond. I absolutely think it's because of Tyra Banks' success. She is the Victoria's Secret model that everyone thinks of. The classic Victoria's Secret model. She has her own show. I think it's because they watch her show. Everybody hates Tyra after they watch her show. That is not true, Eddie. It is true. She's got her own daytime talk show. Why does she not get along with people? I don't know. Maybe she's tough to work with. That was really a scandalous comment. I think it's funny that Janice Dickinson went on the Today Show specifically to make that joke or make that comment. It seemed like she was...
determined to get that out. However she could. Absolutely. We hate you. They're like talking about global warming. She's like, and Tyra Banks is fat and you know. I think it's Tyra's hips that are causing global warming. Melting the polar ice caps. I think it's important for people to realize that AIDS is still an issue in this world and especially this globalization that we have of societies. Tyra Banks is really fat. She's not well right now. Also, Janice is no longer on America's Next Top Model. ANTM. Nice try. I knew Sean would know it. I just feel like maybe something Girlfriend shot. Stop. I mean, I feel like something went on. It's kind of true when it comes to TV. Yeah, they watch the show. No, they're girlfriends. They talk about the shows they like. That's true. Yeah, we do like a lot of the same shows. Talk about the hills. Yeah, as pageant plays. Sky, didn't you say that when Janice Dickinson went off the show? Oh, yeah.
There was something bad that happened? Yeah, like bad blood. Basically, Janice Dickinson was fired. And according to sources, Janice has always been bitter and wanting to get out. Oh, really? Do you guys get bitterness? Yeah, I'm sorry. Oh, really? I don't get it. Let's hear it again. Cut nine. I don't hear it. You've kind of harped on models to be thin, to be thin enough. That is correct. What do you make about this whole thing with Jennifer Love Hewitt and the whole controversy about the weight and the issues? He said, I didn't catch that the first time. He said that she has been outspoken in saying that models need to be thin? Sounded like that. Oh, yeah. I didn't know. Do you guys catch that? Well, because she's judging them on this TV show. Right. And so I guess part of her thing is to tell them, honey, you need to lose some weight. Well, plus she has her own show now. Yes. Really, Sean? Which is a great show. We'll probably do it on TV. Sean, what is the new show? It's called the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency. It's on the Oxygen Network.
And she has her own modeling agency. And yeah, she's on them all the time about being overweight. Oh, for sure. Yeah, absolutely. So show. So Roker's question is a pretty good one. You know, I think that everybody sort of feels bad for Jennifer Love Hewitt and those pictures that got out. Like everybody's like. That's kind of embarrassing. Not only that, I think everybody's going, she's not really that bad looking. She's, you know, okay, so she's got a couple extra pounds. Did you see People this week? Let me see. Poor thing. Right on the cover. Holy cow. Oh, no. The new issue of People is that photograph, blown up giant, and it says, stop calling me fat, exclamation point. A whole cover of People. Tyra. Insults and injuries. Dude, I'm not kidding. Like, I honestly think, poor thing, man. That's not cool. Unnecessary. The chick wanted to go to the beach. Like, you can't go to the beach. And that's like when she went there to get engaged to be married. And this is what her engagement turned into. Is she fat or not? That kind of makes it funny. No, it doesn't. That's sad. It, like, ruined her engagement. Now, wait a second. Small or large curd? I'm not kidding you.
I think she looks great. She's hot. She's money. I really do. It was the backside shot that I think everybody kind of freaked out about. Yeah, on the inside of the magazine, they have the backside shot, too. It sucks because, you know, in this picture, all chicks can relate to this price. She's not really wearing any makeup. No chick likes that. So not only is she not wearing any makeup, she's a little, you know. She's got the junk in the trunk, man. She's got a couple extra pounds. It's hard to have natural curves without having a little something extra somewhere else. You know what I'm saying, Eddie? Furious about internet attacks over her beach body, the TV star fights back and urges women to, quote, put on a bikini and stay strong. So here's Roker. Here's Roker asking this Janice Dickinson. So, hey, this is a big story. This Jennifer Love Hewitt's fat. And you've been pretty outspoken at saying that people, these models need to lose weight, and Dickinson goes, Yeah.
And he says, so what do you think of the Jennifer Love Hewitt pictures? Unpause. The body image is so important at this point. Well, it truly is. But Jennifer Love Hewitt is a healthy, not emaciated, you know, woman. She is a healthy girl. And these are unflattering camera angles on her. You want to see someone's fat? I'm sorry, Tyra. Tyra Banks is fat. This girl is not fat. She is at 12 o'clock midnight day. Why would you say Tyra Banks is fat? I've seen Tyra Banks. I would never. I'm kidding because I love Miss Banks. You do not. You do not. Al. Dude, it's crazy. Get her, Al. Al, that's it? Where's Matt? Why is the weatherman interviewing her anyway? That is so true. Anybody but Al Roker. As he's doing it, he's got like a corncob pipe and a button nose on. They got him dressed up all stupid like they do every Christmas. He's eating a bear claw. And she's talking to a guy, by the way, that had gastric bypass surgery. But how does Al, Al should, instead of, you know, why are you saying that Tyra Banks is fat? Why are you saying that?
That came out of the blue. And you weren't really joking when you said it. I know you're saying you're kidding, but... You weren't joking right now. You really weren't kidding. That didn't matter exactly. What is it? Listen, I didn't know before this very second. You clearly despise Tyra Banks. Why is that? Is there bad blood from when she asked you to leave America's Next Top Model? Oh, no, no, no. I love Ms. Banks. I was kidding. I was kidding. But you even apologized and said, I'm sorry, but Tyra. Because I was kidding. And the only reason I'm able to say that is because I know Tyra. But out of all the names? What names you could have pulled out? Why Tyra? I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. It's because Tyra... Well, first of all, Tyra and I are really good friends. So I can say it. No, you're not. But second... So we can get her on the line right now? Well, I'm sure she's working. But if we did... When she finds out about this, she'll be cool. She'll get it. She'll think it's funny? Well, not if you continue to make it into something that it clearly was not, which was a joke. Okay, how about we just play back the tape for her? Tyra Banks is fat.
Oh, boy. You got me. Wow. Ouch. Okay, let's do this. Very quickly. Take a time out. And when we come back, I have a review on the Led Zeppelin show yesterday in London. This was like the most gigantic rock event in history. That Led Zeppelin was getting back together to play one show in London yesterday. Were the reviews good or bad? I'll tell you next. Hey, Mikey. The Mikey Show is on. I just want to say I love the show. I listen to you guys every single day. When was the last time you went shopping and got cash back? At Mossy Nissan, you pick the car, you keep the cash. Right now, during Nissan's year-end sales event, you'll get up to $5,000 cash back on select new Nissans. And...
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Oh, wow, Eddie. Wow, Eddie. Wow. Okay. Well, I'm no part of that. Ashley's chasing Eddie. Eddie's running like a Rankin cartoon. Right. Okay. Well, anyways, the Mikey Show continues to give you holiday shopping tips to hook you up, to let you get good gifts for your loved ones and make it as easy as possible. That's why I want to tell you about pajamagram.com. It's an awesome website, and get the woman in your life PJs, whether it's your mom, your girlfriend, your sister, whatever. Chicks, we love PJs. This is another good deal we're telling you about. This is perfect for Christmas. Yeah, this is a great deal. You can do it on your website. They have something for any woman in your life, like I said, whether we're talking grandma or a sexy new girlfriend. Or a sexy grandma. Or sexy grandma, if you have one of those, too. Got a little awkward, but okay. You're right, Eddie. I got something for her, too. Yeah. Okay. Well, and every pajamagram comes in this beautiful lavender hat box. A gilf.
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When they're on sale. Sean. I tend to think a lot about creating inventions for law enforcement. Boston Roth. I'm the only guy I know that's able to pull off, getting pulled over in the courthouse parking lot, wall park. And get a ticket. And Ashley. I'm extremely prone to self-inflicting injury. The Mikey Show's on. It's worth every penny. Rock 105.3. Hey, welcome back. It's 810. A man in Vermont is planning to sue Burger King after he claims he found a condom in his Whopper. The 49ers' Alex Smith will have season-ending shoulder surgery. What? What's up? Shoulder surgery? Yeah. Still don't want to try a Whopper now? That's a good song. Song was number one on the rock charts for 14 years in a row. Really?
Wow, that's a lot of years. 14 years it stayed up there. Wow. And then it finally went to number two for a week, and then it went back up to number one for 62 more years. Oh, man, that's a classic. It's the truth, Ash. It was really good. That's how good it was. No way. Welcome back to the show. I told you yesterday was a big Led Zeppelin concert, and it happened in London. Yeah, about the O2 Arena. O2 Arena? Have they renamed Wembley Stadium? Or is that an arena we've never heard of? I guess. I mean, this was the first time I've heard of it. Have you ever heard of O2 Arena? Uh-uh. Weird. Huh. How was it? Great. You know, it was the first time that the band played a full gig together in about the last 20 years. And it was for charity. And it was huge. I mean, they, you know, did all the hits. The set list included Good Times, Bad Times, Ramble On, Black Day. I'm sorry, Black Dog, Trampled Underfoot, No Quarter. Black Day is good, too. Sairway to Heaven, Cashmere, a whole lot of love. They do Fever Dog.
No, no. Yes. No Fever Dog. They didn't play Fever Dog? Come on. Whoa. How do you not play Fever Dog? No kidding. Maybe they did it in an encore and they just didn't list it there. They had to have. Because there's no way that they're going to get off the stage without doing Fever Dog. They're going to be in a riot. It's impossible. Some of the guests included people who were there to watch the concert. Dave Grohl, the Foo Fighters, Naomi Campbell, Michael J. Fox. Kate Moss, Priscilla Presley. Lots of celebrities turned out for that show. This is Led Zeppelin in a clip from the 1970s recording the song No Quarter. Or no, this is an outtake, I guess, from the same album. I think so, yeah. Basically sticking away from the vocal. Well, anyway, so Led Zeppelin yesterday. It was real good. Here, here, here. Great, great, great, great, great, great. Best of the Mikey Show CD is available right now for pre-order at MikeyShow.com. Hurry up. And we're going to start taking the pre-orders. And they're going to start shipping out next Tuesday, $9.99. And all the proceeds. What's that from? What? What is that from? No. Well said. I think I just made it up, Mike. No, I didn't. $9.99, are you out of your mind? Well, anyway.
It all goes to the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. Somewhere. She's really something else. A lot of problems. She's really something else today. A lot of problems. Furry Up is the name of it. And you're going to be able to, on Monday the 17th, start getting it at select picket locations. We all saw I Am Legend last night. Oh, talk about it, Mike. It was scary. I'll be honest. I was scared. I do a thing where sometimes I can't look at the screen, but I can't close my eyes because people will see me doing that. So what I do is I avert my eyes. I do the eye aversion so that I'm not looking directly at the screen. I'm looking below the screen, to the left of the screen, to the right. I don't want to look right at it because it'll scare me. And I still jump. My wife said, I'm really surprised that you like that. She goes, because to me, it was exactly that thing that you talk about where you say it's a cheap thrill. Like, it's just somebody walking up to you screaming boo. Like, it was, you know, of course you're going to scream. I said, no, I thought it was really suspenseful and well done. And, you know. How did you like that scene when he walked into that dark building? Forget it, dude. Forget that stuff, man. That dog ran into the building and he went after that dog. And I said, no, that is a dead dog right there. That's crazy. That dog's dead.
Oh, man. Forget it. I kept thinking to myself, oh, how about when he's hanging upside down? That was the part that got me the most. So well done. Oh, yeah. It's so well done. Yeah. It's, you know. I had to do the, like, the fidgeting thing to try, you know, and I'm, like, grabbing onto my husband. It was freaky, man. This is a scary movie. It was great, though. Okay, I'll go see it. Go see it, Ashley. Hurry up. Stop yelling at me. What would it be like to be the last guy or last woman on Earth? Awesome. What would that be like? I would love it. What? I would love it. Well, it depends on the circumstances, right? No. No. No. So even if you're in Will Smith's predicament. Oh, yeah. Forget that. I wouldn't care. You wouldn't care. Why would I care? That you're fighting for your life every day? I'm not. I'm not. I hang out during the day. I go in my house at night. I would do that anyway. Okay. I would do that anyway. Dude. I'd drive whatever car I wanted. Drive it around. Do whatever. Devil may care. Go gather all the food. Wait a minute. Make sure I have my generator going because I play PlayStation all day long. Talk about it. That's all I would do every single day. What about when you played all the games?
I can get every game. I get every game. I mean, in the movie, Ashley, in the movie, he goes to a DVD store and he's like playing all, you know, he's watching all the, he gets, he's halfway through G. Yeah. Cause he's watching every movie ever. He's watching every movie. I would do too. He's halfway through the Gs. Great. It'd be so much fun. Yeah. Fun? Forget it. Oh yeah. He didn't talk to anybody. It wouldn't be fun to me. Yeah, it would be fun. And now let me tell you, especially his predicament because. At nighttime, when the vampire ghoulies come out, you hear them like... They're not getting in. Outside. How do you know? He's got his place locked down. Dude, you would not want to hear that at nighttime. I'd get used to it. It's like living near the ocean. Yeah, it'd be soothing. Set up an awesome surround sound in your house and just blast some music all night. You can't. Why? Because he has to stay quiet or they know where he is. But who's they? The vampire ghoulies outside. Where are they now? In the daytime, they can't come out in the light. They only come out at night. Yeah, but where are they at night now? What do you mean? They're in dark buildings. They're roaming around. At nighttime, they come out. And in the daytime, they can't come out.
What is your question? I got it. At nighttime, they're trying to kill stuff, but they don't know where he is. Let her speak. Is in Earth right now us, where are they now? Oh, that's the idea, Ash. That's the idea. See, it's like... She doesn't know. I don't get it. Ash, can you hear me? Well, the basic concept of the movie is out there. You know the basic concept of the movie is that there's a virus that's killed off mankind. Great. I didn't know that. It's turned them into... Oh, yeah. Zombies, basically. Yeah, no point in going, Al. And they got a thirst for blood, and he's the last guy. Oh, see, that's bad luck for him. And Eddie's cool with that. Won't they starve to death? I don't care. Yeah, eventually. That's what I thought, too, in the movie. I'm like, he's the last guy on earth. How come they haven't starved to death? But they eat everything. Yeah, they eat everything. Animals. They eat everything. And there is animals out there. I know how to solve this problem. How?
Teach yourself how to fly a helicopter or something. You can't teach yourself. Sure you can. You read a manual. Yeah. Oh, come on. You need an instructor. Yeah, you read a manual. Enough times you wrap yourself in bubble wrap or whatever, a couple classes later, you'll be fine. Check this out. But where are you going, Rob? Hold on. So when the sun sets wherever you are, it's daylight somewhere else. You fly there, you take a nap, and then you go back to wherever you want. That's ridiculous. You're so stupid. Yeah, I agree with Ashley, what Ashley just said. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. You build a robot pilot. But I would drive around. I wouldn't have a house like he had. I would drive around the country and just hole up somewhere. Thought about that. What's the problem? Let me tell you the problem. The dark seekers are smart, dude. They ain't going to find me. I only travel during the day. Let me tell you what they do. What's up? If I'm a smart dark seeker, I clear the highway so you can drive on it, right? Up to a certain point where I block it off. That way, when you turn around, you got to go back. We got you. We got you. I can get around. You're toast, dude. How do you get around? You're driving around whatever blockade you have. Put a bunch of blockade. There's other ways to get around. It's not like a blockade's going to stop us. If I stick a bunch of cars in the middle of the road, how are you going to do that? You have no human elements left in you. Nighttime.
You're not going to drive apart. Get out of here with that. I'll tell you what I would not do. Driving around, having a great time. If I were Will Smith, I wouldn't even go out in the day. Why? They can't get you. Every time he went out, even in the day, it scared me. That freaked me out. Can he kill these ghoulins? With guns. You can kill them with guns. Kill the ghoulins. Hey, how about... The nighttime scene with no light and he's in the car at the pier. Forget it, dude. Eddie, what is your problem? You know what he was doing. I wouldn't do that. What happened? I don't want to ruin that. Don't want to ruin it. I wouldn't be in that situation, so it wouldn't matter. I'd be chilling in my house. Be like, what up, man? Playing PlayStation. Whatever. Oh, I'm bored of PlayStation. Let me play my Xbox. I'd go shopping at Nordstrom's nude. I would. Rob, imagine us. It's so fancy that I would just walk around nude and try on everything. Get an assault rifle and just start having fun shooting stuff. What? What are you going to do? Get in trouble? Yeah, who's going to yell at us? I would go to New York to the top of the Empire State Building. You like shooting guns, don't you? I do, but you can set up little targets all over the place. Dude, you would not get bored. Think about how many things you could run with the bulls.
You can run with the bulls like you've always wanted. You can do whatever you want. You can do that now, Rob. Why would you want to run with the bulls? Run with the bulls? To kill a day. I don't know how to organize that. Mike, if you were the last guy on Earth, don't you realize you could drink water, have bread. Skydiving. Yeah, you could cut your fingernails. You could go for a walk. Put on a pair of pants. Take a bath. Take a bath. Yeah, dude. Last guy on Earth. Forget that. I'm putting deodorant on. Any kind you want. Mikey Show. Hello. Hello. Yes. Yeah, hey, why don't you, George, stop ruining the movie? We didn't give anything away, bro. How did we ruin the movie? No, no, no. All this stuff. Now I know what it's about. Now I know there's vampire ghoulies. Well, dude, that's in the commercial. Yeah, if you watch a commercial, you know. I don't have television. Well, I apologize. Stop telling me what the movie is. I apologize. I like to go to movies. I like to go to movies not knowing anything. I know he's the last man on earth. That's the idea. That's the idea. I'm with this guy. You just want to be mad. You just want to be mad. Dude, thanks for telling me Will Smith's in it. You didn't know that? Dude, now I know everything Will Smith. Okay. Oh, it's called I Am Legend? Whatever. Don't tell me that. I was going to see that when the movie.
We started. There's days and nights. Great. Holy cow. Whatever. Listen, it's good. Mikey show. I agree with the last guy. I didn't know it was about vampires. It's not about vampires. It's not about vampires. It's not about vampires, but in the commercial, they showed the creepy. It's not about vampires. I said that, but that's not even really true. But they show you in the commercial, they show you ghoulies. You see that in the commercial? Listen, guy on the phone, I haven't seen it, and I've heard what they've talked about, and I've seen the trailer, and they haven't blown anything. Yeah, I'm not giving it. It's not like there's really stuff to... No, I have not seen it. But you're oblivious. But I'm not oblivious, though. You guys have a point there. You guys have a point there. Sir, I apologize to you based on that. I'm really sorry. No, I'm actually totally with it, and they haven't ruined anything. No, we haven't given anything away. Who's the oblivious one now, sucker? Mikey Show, hello. Hey, I was the last person on Earth who could urinate all over Yanky Stadium. That's true. I would. Oh, yeah. He's done that anyway. I would, yeah. You don't have to be the last man on Earth to do that. Oh, I would. He's done that already.
Mikey Show, hello. Mikey, what's going on? What's up, man? Hey, you know this I Am Legend has been done before, right? Yes, it's Omega Man from the 70s. Stop ruining it, sir. You're ruining it for me. Way to let the cat out of the bag. Hey, guys, how does it get if you went out of Manhattan? How does it do that? Why are you attacking me? Where's Manhattan now, like on Earth? I just found out. It's an island. Why are you attacking me? Like Gilligan's Island. Shut up. Like, where's the lagoon? It's weird, man. Shut up! Mikey Show. Hey, do you guys know about Aliens vs. Predators? The Requiem. It opens December 25th. That what? Aliens vs. Predators. The Requiem. Like, part two to AVP. Do you mean Requiem? No, it's Requiem. Okay. Color me embarrassed. It's the Requiem. The Requiem. Okay. Is it Requiem or Requiem? I don't even know what you're talking about. I believe the word is pronounced Requiem, sir. I've always heard it Requiem. I'm sorry. No, it's Requiem. I beg to differ, man. It's the Requiem. I think it's the Requiem.
Are you guys being serious? Like, this whole time I thought it was Requiem? Yeah, you should be embarrassed, bro. Wait a minute. So it's a requiem for a dream? Yeah. Requiem of a dream? Yeah. It's not Requiem of a dream? Does that rhyme a little bit better? Yeah, it does. Requiem of a dream. Requiem of a dream. Requiem of a dream. Who knew? Wow. Skye, what would you do if you were the last woman on Earth? Yes, Skye! Honey, bake me. Skye! I'll tell you where I'd be living. Large. Honey baked breakfast, lunch, and da-da. Honey baked manor. That's what I'd live. In the daytime. I'd like ham. I would stay indoors, but at night I would feast on ham. I would be the ham seeker. Yes, because in the daytime I could get sunburnt.
They don't make an SPF that high. SPF a million is not enough. I'd be hitting all the jacuzzi clubs. Free of charge. Wouldn't have to pay for it like last time. I can cancel my membership. Eddie! No membership required. She did not have a... What's happening? Membership! Practice my DJ skills. Stop it! For free, right down the radio. Yeah. Hello. Channel. Channel. Broadcasting now on the AM stations for AM frequency. Come in. Come in. Stop it. You have to say what's happening no matter what. Hello, hello. My name is Sky. What's happening? I am busting on all AM frequencies. If you can hear me out there, P, you're not alone. Send ham. Sam modulation. Bring ham. If you can hear me, I'll provide you with shelter. A place to stay. In half. All right. Okay. Hey. That's enough. That is a good time. So, Skye, what would you do? Come on. Last woman on Earth. What are you going to do? She's so checked out. She is not. Come on. What would you do if you were the last lady on Earth? Well, it depends. Like, are there monsters running around that I need to be scared of? Or am I just the last person on Earth? Let's do both.
If there's monsters, then yeah, I'm like trying to protect myself. I'm building like a fort, you know, like a Fort Knox type of deal. What he did. Oh, yes. Fort Knox. Yes. Well, the money is. All the gold. I got to protect my finances. You know what I mean. You never know. I'll build a barrier of gold between me and the world, just like I do now. I would encase myself in solid gold. I know you'll like them. I love them. You know, like my library at home. I'd dress in hundreds. Walking around in my hundred air. Oh, come on. I would make a big, giant cast out of plaster of Paris with hundreds. You were saying. So what's up? Fort Knox, what's going on? Fort Knox? So I'd be like in defensive mode, you know, trying to stockpile supplies. What if there is no monsters? If there's no monsters, I am definitely not wearing a bra. I'm singing and skipping everywhere I go, and I'm trying to build a hippie colony. You're literally skipping and singing. Well, lyrically, she's dancing. Yeah, I'm doing interpretive dance as I walk down the street. Beautiful. And I'm trying to build a hippie colony. Scaring the monsters away.
So you would be the monster in it, right? I'm growing crops. I'm raising animals. I'm trying to repopulate the earth. Last night in the movie I Am Legend, there's a scene that they show in the commercial where a shirtless Will Smith is doing pull-ups. Talk about it. And while it was going on... sitting directly to my right, sitting directly to my right is my wife, and sitting directly next to my wife is Mr. Sky and Sky. And I'm thinking to myself, I wonder what's going on in her mind right now as Will Smith is shirtless. Oh, I'm a woman with eyeballs. What do you want from me? Wow. Are you thinking to yourself, I hope my husband isn't thinking what I'm thinking. Like, I hope he doesn't know what I'm thinking. I hope this is just a... I don't know. There's no self-consciousness. I'm not ruining the moment. I'm not analyzing it. You're just enjoying it. I'm just soaking it in, man. Ashley, what would you do if you're the last woman on Earth? I don't know. I would really take the opportunity to learn how to use guns and fight off anything around. And I would try to plant things. Imagine her trying to figure out how to use a gun.
I'm trying to picture the gun in her hands and she's like, I don't get it. Do I look right in here? Ever. Pretty dangerous. Does anybody have any creative stuff listening? If you're listening right now on this FM frequency, do you have anything kind of creative you would do if you're the last person on the planet? What would you do? Because you know how Eddie said if he was invisible one time, he would go into the locker rooms, you know, the ladies' locker rooms. But it wouldn't matter if you're the last person on earth. There's no one in there. You're the last person on earth. What are you going to do while you're alone that's somehow creative or different or whatever? PlayStation. 570-1053. Investigators know how Anna Nicole Smith's son died definitively. Daniel, I'll tell you next. Okay, I'll tell you what. The Mikey Show will be right back. Go ahead and see if we can.
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Fire roasted tomatoes, toasted chilies, garlic, onions, spices. It's a powerful combination. Yeah, Todd, flavor illustrated. You just used the words powerful and magic to describe the sauce. Todd, is the sauce really juice? Huh? Are these enchiladas juiced tonight? How is it possible that they're this good, Todd? They are pretty yummy, Todd. For a limited time, enchiladas are back at Rubio's Fresh Mexican Grill. Four delicious choices, two per plate. With Rubio's Fire Roasted Sauce, they're way beyond ordinary, and they're only at Rubio's. Eddie Sky. Eddie Sky, what's the latest with, excuse me, what's the latest with Cricket? What is the latest that they want us to know? Well, they have great plans going on right now for just $25. Absolutely. If you want to get a loved one a Cricut phone and get them some great service for Christmas. Now, with Cricut, there's no contracts. So you can go in, and for $25 a month, you can get their unlimited choice plan. It gives you unlimited anytime minutes, unlimited U.S. long distance. Text messaging, text messaging to Mexico. Yeah. I mean, this is awesome.
You know, like we've been saying all morning long, we've got great stuff for the holidays for you. You go to a cricket store, you can get a brand new phone for somebody for Christmas, too. So not only a great plan, but great phones. It's all awesome. And you never know. You could run into Pedro there. He's a celebrity, and that could be kind of cool. Phone autograph. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah. Or your Pedro jersey, whatever. Whatever you got on you. That's right. Skye, what is the website? It's mycricket.com slash San Diego. It's been a tough one here this morning, and the rain hasn't helped, and I think we're going to get some more here pretty soon. So it may be coming down in some parts of the county right now, but right now just give yourself plenty of extra time still, and be careful out there. You've got plenty of brake lights on the south on 5 right now. Snow and go out of Lucadia, all the way down past the racetrack in Del Mar. You're doing all right, though, out of Escondido in the South 15. That's cleaned up pretty nicely. Just a brief delay near Ted Williams Parkway. A westbound 52, still a little bit of a slow ride here out of Santee's at the top of the summit. Things are looking better, though, out of the East County on the 8th freeway westbound. That's looking great here at Gula Mesa all the way to Mission Valley now. Nothing's slowing you down on the 8th freeway. West 94 on the King Freeway, just a minor delay left over into downtown. That's pretty good as well.
Coming up on the South Bay, better speeds on both the 5 and the 805 up to the National City. 805 is a little bit tight though from the 15 in the North Park. And then still quite heavy coming out of Kearney Mesa, heavy up over the 52. And watch for leftover slowing in the southbound 163 coming out of Kearney Mesa in the Mission Valley. There was an earlier accident just past the 8th freeway that caused that mess there. I'm McLaurin on Rock 105.3. The Mikey Show continues with Mikey. I listen exclusively to talk radio. Eddie. I use a specific brand of Kleenex. Sky. I don't like Gorgonzola, so... Yes, you do. Yes, you do. Sean. I really think that ice cubes from, like, refrigerator ice cube trays are disgusting. Boston Rob. I'm a grown-ass man. Show me something's best. And Ashley. I am a very forgiving person. On Rock 105.3. Bad Company is one of my favorite bands. This was our second lead singer. He was really good. Oh, I love it. That guy's British. He sings in American. Yeah, he sings in American. Welcome back. It's 839. Forensics has confirmed it was the same gunman that attacked both religious facilities in Colorado on Sunday. Rash of injuries for the Chargers from this past week. Worse being Lorenzo Neal with a broken leg. What, this one?
I love that stuff. Listen to it today. And Nicole Smith's son died of a lethal combination of a couple of things. One was methadone and the other was Lexapro, which is a medication to treat depression. Right, Scott? Yeah, they definitely confirmed the methadone, and they say it was either Zoloft or Lexapro, but both of those are antidepressants. So combining the two, according to a pathologist, is like a lethal combination after a couple hours in your system. So Howard K. Stern's lawyer, who, you know, is in court for these hearings, Howard K. Stern. Different from the radio. Howard Stern, this guy's got a radio show. He's a king of all media. I mean, he really started a lot of stuff for a lot of guys. And a Nicole Smith partner. His lawyer says that the drugs that Daniel were taking were all prescribed to him. So I guess we'll have to check through the records to see if that's legit or not. Yeah, they better. Well, Howard K. Stern would never steer us wrong. That's right. He's Howard K. Stern.
5701053, what would you do if you were the last man or woman on Earth? P1 Lindsay, are you there? Yes, I'm here. What would you do if you were the last person, woman on Earth? I would go to places like Area 51 and find out what they've been hiding in this place. Oh, that's a good one. That's an awesome one. That's a good one. That's a great one. That is a really good idea. I wish I'd thought of it and stole it from you. Maybe you could, like, hang out with aliens. Yeah. Awesome. Yeah, or use some of those to help my survival. Yeah. That's true. Yep, I like it. You're smart. P1 Dude Man, are you there? Yeah, I'd fortify the Playboy Mansion. There you go. You go see what's going on there. But there's no Playboy Bunnies in there, you know. There's nobody in there. Basically just a mansion. Yeah, but all the magazines are still there, so I can satisfy myself with that. Well, you could do that at a liquor store, bro. Well, they got liquor there, I'm pretty sure. Okay. I was thinking about when you were playing The Bad Company and stuff. I think it would be cool to go through the houses of some of the big-time musicians or celebrities and just see what they got going on in there. I heard that Chad Kroger has a bathroom he can play baseball in. Really? Wow. Impressive. That's what I heard.
Imagine just going into the, like, Hall of Records and, like, all that stuff. Like, the files on, like, you know. Sky. Killed JFK. Sky. Like, all that stuff. Find out what's doing. Finally get to read that Sky diary. It's crazy. Dead diary. Come to the ham today. Stop it. Use the restroom with the door open. Not affect anyone. That's right. Well, some people already do that. What? Nuh-uh. Shut up. Oof. Mikey, I was really glad to hear you giving back this holiday season. I live with someone that can really use some help. Some say that she has a lot, but I know she really needs help. She only wants one thing this Christmas, and I'm not sure she'll get it. Maybe you guys can help her this Christmas season with the gift of ham regards, Ramsey. Oh, wow, that's... Wow, no one saw that comment. I didn't. I did not see that coming. I did not see that coming. Who knew that was? I did not know that that was coming. That was a surprise. Mile away. Subject line is, Sky, the last woman on Earth. It says, I don't think Sky could survive being the last woman on Earth. She wouldn't have Ramsey around to whip and do her bidding. P1 Josh. Nobody beat up. Wow, Josh.
Thought you knew Josh, right? That's a good point. Well, Ramsey's not real Josh, so figure it out. Ramsey is your white man servant. Yeah, who would wash my feet? What? That's right. That's right. Who would put the petals in the toilet? Who would wrap all my money? Yes. Who would bring my frankincense and myrrh? What are you talking about? Ramsey does that? Yeah, her white man servant. I didn't know that. That's right. That's pretty cool. That's right. He wears a Ralph Lauren loincloth. Please stop. And he walks around the house in boat shoes. Brown ones. Brown ones with white soles. Yeah, no socks. No socks. White soles so you don't. Yeah. Because he's white. Because he's is white. Because he's is white. Because he's is white. Okay. All righty. Well, this has been a fun discussion. Who would give my gold turndown service at night? That's right. You know, where they leave the little gold on the pillow. The little gold bullion. Sometimes just a raw nugget of gold. I love it. I can't sleep out of it. That's right. Sometimes I just put the gold in my mouth and savor it. What? Doesn't melt. It's solid gold. Right. Suck the nutrients out of it. If I were Will Smith, in the daytime, I would go out with a gun and hunt gold. Oh. Oh. Oh.
I got some in my sights. That's right. Don't move, sucker. Gotcha. Don't move. I got the gold. I got one. Take my faithful Ramsey with me to go fetch it. Yeah. Go on now, Ramsey. Fetch the gold. Bring it back. Go get the gold, Ramsey. Oh, but those scary creatures is in there. Ramsey, go get the gold. Don't give away the movie. Go on, boy. No, don't make sense. Go on now. I'm not the dog. Bring mama back some gold. Mama shot the gold. Go on, Ramsey. Go get her. Go get her before she runs away. Go get the gold. It's gold. It's not going to go anywhere. Ramsey, hurry. Why did you make me go? Ramsey, go get the gold. Okay. Eddie? Are you ignorant? No, I yelled. Go get my gold. Now run along. All right. Ignorant turnstile. Do it. You're not moving, Ramsey. You're just sitting there. I just think there's nobody else here. You don't have the powers that you did before. Ramsey. Now wait a second. Ramsey. Don't you do this to me.
I spent a lot of time taking care of you. Before there was no people. Maybe you could be the man's service. Ramsey? Hang on a minute, Ramsey. Ramsey, why don't you go get my gold? Ramsey, why don't you go get my gold? Give me that whip. Ramsey, don't hurt me. Cables are turn-ins. Oh, please. Please, Mr. Ramses. Don't hurt me. You ignoramus. Take that. Mr. Ramsey, please stop. I never miss her. Have another one. That's right. It don't feel so good. It hurts, but it feels so good. Oh, okay.
Please don't hit me. Ow! Please, I implores you. Wait. I implores you to stop... No, it's implore. Oh, that's what I said. No, you said implores. No, it is implores. No, no. Skaz, it's... Yeah, I said... No, it implores. Take that. The table's turning. Yeah, if Sky were the last person on Earth, you'd never know what could happen. Better be nice to him from now on. Hang on a second, guys. We have a new listener on the line. This is P1 Chris. Are you there, Chris? Chris, are you there? Chris, I implore you to be there. Chris. Chris, if only you were there. Oh, he's a new listener. We lost contact with the world. So funny yesterday in the office, everyone telling Rob he needs to talk on the air. He broke a record yesterday, which was pretty good. Yeah, pretty tough. We got to say that. I can't lie. We turn the microphones off and Eddie goes. You know, we wrap up the show and we go, you know, Mike show. We'll see you tomorrow morning late.
And we sign off. Turn the microphones off. And what did you say, Eddie? I said, I have an announcement. We have a record that was broken today, ladies and gentlemen. Can I get a big round of applause for Boston Rob for not saying one word today on today's show, breaking his previous record of one. Impressive. And I go, we didn't think it could be done. I mean, really. I mean, it's impressive. Thank you. I'm on it. It was really impressive. I don't know how you said that. It's impossible. Not one word. Accept the award, Rob. Give an acceptance. Speech. Speech. Speech. You're here. Go ahead, Rob. Beautiful. Beautiful. Very good. Okay. And I'd like to finish with saying, I don't know how I'm going to break this record. Thank you very much. It can't be broken. That's right. I beg to differ. You can get fired. Negative words. We go into that meeting, you know, we go into the meeting and everybody's throwing out ideas. And finally, Eddie will look over at Rob and just slap him in the back of the head because he hasn't been saying anything for like 20 minutes. Eddie goes, what's the matter with you? He goes, why, why, why, why? So you have anything?
Yeah, dude, I was listening. I was about to say an idea I had. What's your idea? Dude, I think, like, we should do something, like, with Ashley or something. How about this? Parody song. Yeah, dude, what do you think? Do a parody song and I'll, like, sing it? Be good. That's great. A mini-mini. Hey, is Victoria Beck, is she pregnant? Well, there's rumors going around because, you know, the Spice Girls just did their L.A. dates a couple days ago. And I guess Ginger, Ginger Spice, during one of the songs, pointed to Posh Spice, a.k.a. Victoria Beckham's belly, and said she's pregnant. So the rumors, yeah, the rumors going around. What if that's not true? That's even weirder.
Victoria went on Larry King last night and actually addressed those rumors. I think we got some audio of her last night on Larry King. It is cut 38. Would you like a little girl? I would love a little girl at some point. But I've got three boys at the moment that are hard work. They're very, very active. And I'm constantly getting soccer balls. kicked at me. So I think at some point a little girl would be great, but at the moment I want to enjoy the children that I've got. The rumours aren't true. I'm not pregnant. I keep getting asked, am I pregnant? I'm not pregnant. And hopefully I'll be blessed enough to have more children at some point, but at the moment my children keep me very, very busy. They actually put me in goal and they just all kick footballs at me. I'm the goalie of the family.
So did you terminate the pregnancy? I'm trying to figure out exactly what you're trying to say here. When we come back, wait till I tell you what rap star just asked David Beckham to teach his kid to play soccer. A rap star. He asked him if he would. And he's going to do it. Yeah, I'll do it. Yes, I'll do it. That's next. I love you, Michael. I love you, too. What are you even talking about? The Mikey Show. Rock 105.3. Holiday's getting closer. It's all right, there's a gift. You'll find it's perfect every time. Let's give out back. Let go of your shopping marks. Without back holiday gifts. Give everyone. I'm Stein Pittington. This holiday, I'm all about granting wishes. You know, it's not the time of year you want to be accused of being cold. Good thing there's the Sears Wishes Fulfilled Sale this Wednesday and Thursday. Save $20 on men's Nordic Track Brushed Fleece, just $9.99. It's a gift that'll block the cold and keep you feeling all warm inside. And remember, when you order gifts at Sears.com and pick up in store, they'll be ready in five minutes guaranteed. So come into Sears this week and don't just give a gift, grant a wish. Exclusions apply. See store for details. Prices may vary in Puerto Rico, Alaska, and Hawaii. Sale and offer valid 12-12-07 through 12-13-07.
Are you ready for another deal, P1s? All right, listen up. We want to help you this holiday season. I know times are tough. You know, your budgets are tight. So, you know, we got all these sponsors on the Mikey Show to hook up P1s with special deals, and that includes sunglass and optical warehouse. Yeah, and living in San Diego, I mean, we need sunglasses all year round. Well, especially me, because I don't want to be seen by the paparazzi. Oh, really? You're going to do this right now. We're trying to be serious. I have to have a disguise of some sort. We're trying to be serious right now and let the P1s know how Sunglass and Optical Warehouse is hooking them up. The brigantine. Anyway, Sunglass and Optical Warehouse has said, Mikey Show listeners, come in, tell them you're a P1, and you will get 10% off your purchase. Holy cow. Yeah. That's huge. They have 7,000 styles to choose from, so you're going to find something there. You say 7. $7,000? $7,000, Eddie. But I'm sure they don't have like Prada. Oh, no. They have all the high-end girly stuff that the girls love. Ray-Ban, Oakley. They have the sports stuff that you need. They got them all, Eddie. You're kidding me. I'm not going to lie to you. Holy moly. I know they got three locations in San Diego. They got that one on Kurtz Street behind the sports arena. Yeah. They got one on Convoy on the corner of Balboa. And then you got that La Jolla Village Square one where Sky got lost in the circle. Shut up.
So definitely, you know, avoid the malls. No one wants to deal with that. And like we said, 7,000 styles. But if you're not quite sure what your loved one is going to like, just pick them. It wasn't that tough, Mike. No, she kept driving in a circle. I mean, it's a circle. Shut up. They also offer gift cards, which you can get online. So check it out. It's sunglassoptical.com. Rock1053.com. Listen live. Furnished by mattress discounters. Recording for Corona Light Radio. Take one. Corona light, it's the only light beer that's also a Corona. Uh, what's with the singing, Dan? That's a jingle, my friend. Two words for you. Effective. Uh, maybe. But Corona light's not really a jingle kind of beer. It's more a toes in the sand kind of beer. Hmm, okay. Corona light, it's the only light beer that's also a Corona. Okay, Dan, you're still singing? Oh, so... No jingles or singing now. There's a difference? Massive difference, pal. I'll remember that. But for now, just say Corona Lite, it's the only light beer that's also a Corona. Man, you're going to want that jingle. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just want the line. Corona Lite, it's the only light beer that's also a Corona. Bang! Corona Lite, it's the only light beer that's also a Corona. Imported by Crown Imports, Chicago, Illinois. Relax responsibly.
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It's 858. Amy Winehouse's rep says she is currently doing an outpatient treatment program to try and get healthy for the Grammys. Monday night football last night. The Saints lit up the Falcons 34 to 14, all without Reggie Bush, who is out for the year. It's all famous. Welcome back to the show. It was Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg asked David Beckham if David Beckham would teach his kid how to play soccer. Can you imagine? That's crazy. Like, that is crazy. And David Beckham said, yes, I'll do it. For shizzle. For shizzle. Yeah, you can't say no to Snoop Dogg. Yeah, you'll get killed. He'll shoot you. I'll do it for a blunt. So, how old's his kid, did it say? No, it doesn't say how old, but he has a couple kids, so, but yeah. More than a couple. Yeah, that he knows of.
So, yeah, Beckham, teaching your kid how to play soccer. Hey, Rob, how about actually start talking on the show and contribute what little you can? You can't be afraid to talk and speak your mind in the air. Why don't you grow a backbone? Sincerely, Zeth. Oh, wow. What's going on, Josh? A little hypocritical. I'll say. Hey, Mikey, earlier this morning when I was headed to work, I heard you say that I Am Legend is not going to be on IMAX. I just wanted to correct you and let you know that it is also coming to IMAX theaters as well. P.S. Love the show. No, I actually did not say that. I said that we did not see it. in IMAX. There it is, Mike. Set the record straight. Yeah, but it will be seen in IMAX. You can certainly see it in IMAX. Why wouldn't you see it in IMAX? Mikey, Sky would travel the world eradicating all fluoride from the water so she could bathe in peace. Signed, P1 Steve. It's all cool.
You think you're funny, Steve. You would not, then, is what you're saying? You would not take the floor out of water? I'd have bigger fish to fry. I find that hard to believe. I've got some email here, and I'd like to read you an email that we got that I want to get your guys' opinion on. You tell me what you think. Let me get organized. I try to do the organization on the show rather than before the show. Well, Sean recommended you do it. Yeah, that's the way he enjoys it. Okay, here's the email, Sean. Sorry. Says, Mikey, I'm over my wife's present buying techniques. She's the worst gift giver ever. Oh, my gosh. I get junk every year and never something I really want. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Says, I give her hints and she just ignores them. Last year, she got me a sweater that was two sizes too small and I would never wear it.
She got me a CD player for my birthday. The only problem is I have an iPod. I don't even use CDs anymore. It's such a jip. Do you have any ideas on how I can help her with her present buying that signed P1 Daniel? Of course we do. I mean, listen, you don't have to be a professional. To be able to tell somebody how they can help themselves in this situation. But it does help. Today on Dr. Phil. If you're going to talk to me, you're going to have to be honest. This is going to be a changing day in your life. Tyra Banks is not fat. Not at all. She's obese. Dr. Phil. Sorry, I'm suffering from a head injury. What happened? Really? Jeff and Jer stuck me in a trash can, threw me down the stairs here at Clear Channel. Why would they do that? That sounds dumb. And then they just left the trash can out in the hallway with me in it. That sounds irresponsible. Wow. And rude. Don't they know other people work here? Apparently not, because they just left me there in the trash can. No, they wouldn't do it at all. They just left their junk everywhere? They wouldn't do that. Wow. And then people were throwing, like, Starbucks cups in my head. Oh, no.
Oh, for a bit. I'm so sorry. I mean, it wasn't even that good a rating. It doesn't really sound like me going down the stairs. Juvenile. Anyhow. What's up? What have you got? You hear this letter? Yeah, I heard this fella's wife buys a bunch of junk. Can you help? She don't know how to buy anything. Listen. Maybe the wife's trying to drop a little hint. Did anybody think about that? How so? Well, because the deal is that traditionally when people buy clothes that are too small for them, they're trying to tell you it's time for you to quit the pudge factory. And by that, I mean...
You're too fat. I think we got it. You know, Mikey's mother used to employ this tactic. Look what a fine, stable young man he turned out to be. You don't need to go there. Try doing the same thing with her, but throw in some diet pills and barf bags in your gifts. Just remember, you can win this war, my friend. You just have to think like the evilest creature on earth. A 15-year-old girl. Oh, wow. Wow. They know how to fight dirty. That's true. I don't think that's the way to go here. It could be worse. You could be married to Skye. Whoa. You do have a point there. What are you talking about? How would you like to wake up on Christmas morning all excited? Yeah. Run down the stairs to open up your gifts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lo and behold, if it isn't another radio station promotion t-shirt. That would be terrible. Sometimes those are some great shirts. Oh, Sky. Or maybe a crappy.
Notes from the Underbelly Mug, new on ABC. Oh, dude, that's a great show. That is a great show. No joke. I watch that show. That's an awesome show, Dr. Phil. Guys, how about unwrapping the very same bread maker you gave her the year before? How about that? You mean like regifting like she does? Oh, stop it. That's exactly what I was talking about there. That's awful. Dr. Phil, can you just address the letter? She does have a system, though, Dr. Phil. Yes, she does. It's called cheap. Dr. Phil, focus. Now, that is a Christmas gift. I hope to never celebrate. Okay, come on. You've insulted enough. Please. Help. Okay, I'm going to help this young man out. P1 so-and-so. I don't even know his name. First of all, he needs to realize that he's very lucky to have someone like me with so much expertise in this particular area. He could be right. I have a surefire simple solution for this young man that wrote this email. Here we go, finally. What you need to do is get yourself some of those Israeli hollow points. Oh. Wrap them in a box with a note that says, don't force me to use these. That's not even subtle. Or you could just wrap them in an empty, completely empty, wrap them up completely empty in a box, and when she opens it up, you tell her,
I thought I'd give you the contents of your head. Try it. No, no, no. No, I don't think insulting. I like that one. I do like that one. I do. Rob, that's your gift. Try it. No. Try it. No. Now, you know, there is a universal solution to this problem. What's that? Man. What was that? No, I'm not curious. I am curious. I'm trying to get some real... And what is it? I'm with you, bro. It doesn't matter if your boyfriend, your girlfriend, your husband, your wife, your neighbor, and your sister. It doesn't matter who it is. It could be your neighbor and your sister. It's so simple, and I don't know why more people don't do it. The solution is... Break up on Christmas Day. Well, no. That's terrible. Hang on. Come on. Don't tell people that. What you do, you take a solution. Two parts Drano to one part rice wine vinegar. Blast them directly in the eyes. Wait a minute. Don't do this at home. We do not condone this. After they pass out from the pain.
Yes? Drop them off somewhere in Santee. No, that's terrible. Where they belong. Dr. Phil, if you don't get your ass together, this may be your last appearance. Alright, alright, fine, fine, fine. Growing up on the mean streets of Compton like I did. You did not. I did too. I did too. I did too. What do you mean? The urban jungle? Yeah. No, you weren't. As we used to call it. Who did? I did not call it that. But anyway, growing up like that, if you grew up in the kind of environment I did, giving a bad gift is serious business. You feel me, playa? You are delirious. When I did Secret Santa with the Crips, it was always a little bit scary. I sincerely doubt that happened. You never knew what to go for. Like, should I get the Bear Essentials gift basket? The Hickory Farms cured meat sampler. That is delicious. So I usually just rolled through and let my gat do the talking.
You're a bald white guy with a mustache, okay? You're not a crip. Eddie, don't hate the player, hate the game, boo. You do not say that. I do feel you on that. I said hate the game, boo. I said it. Who's your boo? All right, he wants so-and-so. Not that this bit's gone on too long. I actually went through this exact situation with my nephew a few years back, bad gift giver, all that. The solution to a bad gift giver is that old saying, starve the bad gift giver, feed the Dr. Phil. No, that's not a thing. That's not how it goes. And every night... After he gave me that bottle of Aqua Velva, I didn't feed him while he was staying with us. And when you deny that 16-year-old of valuable nutrients, you'd be surprised the effect it has on future gifts. No, that's awful. That sounds like torture. I told him what it would take the next year for him to eat. He agreed. And that very night, I drove him to Taco Bell. Oh. Then all's well. All's well. All's well, Eddie.
Next year, I got an Xbox. Nice word. And it was his. Merry Christmas. You know, I believe it's in the song, the Christmas song, that says it best when it says, A chestnut's roasting on an open farm. What a wonderful tone. Mossy Toyota making do. Eddie, didn't you talk to him about this? Is he doing an endorsement? Mossy Toyota. It's been said many times, many ways. Mission Bay Drive. That's not the word. I told you. I told you. Dr. Phil, you know that. Enough! 5% off, and if you call them before 2 o'clock, they can get their old set out for free. I'm talking 1-800-777-4-A-I-M. Security! And go ahead, guys. You can join in with your endorsements, too. Roll flowers.
Back where I'm from, a retarded guy could... Let's bring back the classics. What do you say? Let's do some stuff we normally do. Why don't we do some of this? Right here. Oh, my goodness. P1 trivia coming up, too, so someone can come in the studio on Friday. 5701053. Are you a fella that knows Wuss Rock songs? I don't want guys calling here that are only fans of rock music and don't know wuss rock songs. The whole reason this bit is funny is because you know wuss rock songs. I'm talking about Wham! Careless Whisper. I'm talking about Extreme More Than Words. Yeah, talk about that one. I'm talking about slow, you know, power ballads. Spandau Ballet, Mike. That's what I'm saying.
Spandau Ballet. True. So call us right now if you're a guy and you want to play the Wuss Rock jukebox. Now, there's only two rules. One rule is you cannot say, I can't hear it. Oh, no. You can hear it. You can hear it. We know you can hear it. The other rule is that if you don't know the words to the song, Make something up and be creative. Make us laugh. Yeah, make us laugh. That's all. What is the prize that they could win today? Hey, man, we got some great Gary Hoey tickets. Sweet. Sweet. Sweet. Someone give Eddie Starbucks. Sweet. Someone give Eddie Starbucks. Awk.
She's giving me some kind of sign. I don't know. What's the sign, Ash? Oh, the Christmas CD. Yeah. I just figured it out. Did you see how she was telling me Christmas CD? How? Is that not perfect? She was making the sign of an X. Right, right. And then with her two hands, she made the sign of like, oh. Why didn't she just say it? I don't know. Because didn't we say? But I was looking at it, and I thought she's spelling out the word ox. I thought you wanted me to remind you. It was an ox there. It gives you like XOXO. XO. I love you, too. Hugs and kisses. I mean, I love you. Hugs and kisses back. Hugs and kisses back. The Christmas CD Eddie made. Eddie made a Christmas CD. Well, not only did I not hear what he was saying, the regular prizes, because I was looking at Ashley's box. Yes. Not only will we give you Gary Hoey tickets, but we'll throw in Eddie's Christmas mix. Yes. And I think we'll also throw in a monster ballad. Christmas CD, too. Come on. Like Skid Row. What? Doing Christmas songs. They're doing Christmas songs? Yeah. Do we have a copy of it? Yeah. I got to play that. Let's get that. That's funny. Okay, let's get that. That was my throat. P1 Jerry. We got to get a sound effect that has John Wells, our voice guy, going, whose voice was that? Or Takai, either way.
P1 Jerry, are you ready to play Wuss Rock Jukebox? Let's do this. All right. When the song stops, you start. Here we go. I'll be with you. I'll be with you. Through the soul. I won't spend my life. Cut him off. We'll now be judged by Eddie, Sky, and Sean. I'm going to tell you right now, it's not looking good. You're the last man on earth. Eddie? Yeah, I'm furious, man. I wouldn't go out with this guy if he were the last man on Earth. There it is. I mean, I feel like we got together to watch the Cowboys game. I'm watching it to see how cute Tony Romo is. He's watching it for the game. You might as well get out, buddy. Thank you. This guy looks disgusted. He ruined Christmas. Wow. Sean? You know, what can I say? Light him up. The guy was awful. Thank you.
I hope you get arthritis of the pelvis, osteoporosis of the pelvis, and terminal dandruff. That's a bad day. You get that stuff bad enough, you're done. I didn't know. You should only get dandruff. You should get dandruff. You want the limp wrist on the line? Here we go. Limp. Finally. Guaranteed. Here we go. Limp wrist. Let me tell you something. You may have the best Wuss Rock song of all time here. Are you ready? Whoa. Are you ready? I hope so. All right. Here we go. When the song stops, you start. Here we go. I mean, that was pretty good. I'll give him that. That's part of the rules that we said. You got to make us laugh. And you got Mike. Pretty good. I mean, that's one of my favorite songs, man. The Flame by Cheap. I mean, not.
This is a tough one. There it is. Nobody asked you this. There it is. Oh, I thought you said Mikey. No, I didn't. I didn't say that. I think it was Sky then in the background. No, I didn't say it. Please sing it. You would absolutely distinguish her voice. Yes, get it. Okay, we got it. Hey, bro. Get it. You have the actual version right there. You don't need to say it. Okay. So what do you say, Eddie? I think Mikey was gay enough for both of you. You win. Wow. Sky. Well, I don't deny the fact that Mikey's being extra gay right now. Extra? That implies... Yeah, I mean, more than your normal daily dosage. She's right, Mike. Hang on. She's right. I mean, I'm just stating facts.
No harm intended. Don't read into it. Don't read into it too much. But, yeah, I'm sorry. Your juvenile humor obviously won Mike over, but not me. That's how you really feel. So, sorry, you like girls. Alright, and Sean, what did you think? Oh, Sean's crossed his arms. Wait, Sean, remember the rules. Remember the rules. I remember the rules. And I did not like it. Well, that's not fair. That's not right. In fact, I would go so far as to say, I hope you get fallen arches, migraines of the hands, and breaky-breaky gonads. You're out of here, bro. That's too bad. I thought he was pretty clever. P1 Big Show is on the line. Ah, the Big Show. Hi, Big Show. Hey, there he is. That's what I'm talking about. Love the falsetto. Are you ready? When it stops, you start. Here we go. On a summer day. Okay, well, again. And the answer is yes. He stayed within the rules. It was kind of funny. You know, I think that this guy could probably play the bagpipes without an instrument.
Not bad. Yeah, I was 100% out until he mentioned it was a summer day. And then I got the visual and I was like, wow, this guy really is gay. So congrats. There you go. Sean. Oh, no. What is his? I mean, if you don't know every word, I mean. If you don't know every word. It's okay, Sean. This guy over here. Wow, this guy. Stay true to your colors. Wait, what? Get him, Sean. I'm talking facial lesions. That's right. Okay, that's not right. I'm talking liver warts. That's not all. Shingles of the groin. Last but not. Dry rot of the eyeballs, you suck. That's two nose. That's two nose.
Wasn't that two no's? I said yes. Oh, Sky, you said yes? Yeah, I like the summer day part. You win, Big Show! Oh! Oh! Oh! What's up, my boy? Thank you. Hang on the line. You get Eddie's Christmas mix, and you get to go see Gary Hoey. Hang on. Nice. I want to play one more. Oh, wow. Can we play one more? Sure. P1TA. How y'all doing? Good, man. How are you? Hanging in there. How about them chargers? Not bad, right? Not bad. Pulled it out in the overtime. That's pretty nice. The overtime, by the way. Yeah. All right, dude. When the song stops, you start. You ready? I am ready. Here we go. Wow. That was perfect. Oh, my man. Wow. I feel like... Me and this guy, we're hanging out. We're both together, candidly making fun of Jennifer Love Hewitt's butt. Wow. Wow. Wow. That's cool. And cackling the entire time. Wow. That's pretty cruel. Sky. Well, I'll be honest. I wasn't really a fan. What? He was screaming the lyrics. He was screaming. Oh, my. He was screaming at me. Oh, my. But, you know.
But I guess technically he got all the words right, and I just can't get hung up on the stereotypes of a soft-spoken gay man. So you're breaking the rules, man. Breaking the barriers. Yeah, congrats. Sean. Well said. You know. Sean. No, no, dude. I got to say, it wasn't bad. Yeah. It was not bad. In fact, I would. I have to say that your favorite flavor of ice cream is Mitt Romney's hair, dude. Welcome to Cold Stone. Can I help you? Yeah, I'll take... Let me have the Rocky Road and mix that with Mitt Romney's hair. Can you put some cookie dough in that? Parents are concerned over Facebook.com's new drunk girl pictures that they have on the internet. You hear about this? Pretty scandalous. Chicks in their 20s. Like 20, 25 years old and somewhere in there. Tell you what it's about right after this. This is the Mikey Show. So you're the guy. Welcome back to the Mikey Show. It's 939.
Toxicology results just released say that the lead singer of Quiet Riot died from an overdose of cocaine. A lot of injuries happened to the Chargers over the weekend, including Lorenzo Neal, who broke his leg and is out for the regular season. I took your words and I believed I said to you. I've seen P1 Quimby's signature on P1Site.com with her picture and everything, what it says. It says, hey, it's Quimby. What's happening? No. Wow. What is up with her? What does that mean, what is up with her? What is up with you? My name's Sky. What's happening? Come on. That's kind of cute. Well, no. I mean, she claims to be my girl, but then all she does is mock me with the ham it up sign she brought out to the floor or whatever. I love him. I love him.
And then she's mocking me with her signature. She loves you. No, obviously not. Obviously, we're not friends. Don't you get her? Don't you make her afraid of you? Friends don't do that. Friends don't let friends drink and drive. Her bottom signature is living on a ranch, living on a ranch. Wow. That is deep. Holy mackerel. Wow. That is deep. That's why she's Hall of Famer. That's why she is a Hall of Famer. Deep. Yesterday, during our show meeting, Ashley suggested a topic that was so sexual in nature. I did not suggest a topic. You go. You go. Hey, guys. And all of our jaws dropped open. Awesome. And Eddie goes. Do you want me to schedule that, Mike? Oh, my God. Whatever. 5701053. We need a guy and a girl to play P1 trivia. A guy and a girl. Now, if you call, you have to be available to come and hang out in the studio on Friday for the whole show. That's what you win. Yep. You get a backstage Mikey show P1 pass, and it's really cool. It goes around your neck and the whole deal.
While we found a guy and a girl, I got to tell you about this Facebook deal. Facebook is like MySpace. It's very similar to MySpace. The idea is that it was a thing set up and college kids can keep in touch, although you don't have to be in college. Anybody can be on Facebook. It's very similar to MySpace, though. Well, apparently there's this thing on there that shows a bunch of girls, like, in really... uncompromising drunkenness. It's kind of like when guys take pictures of themselves in college drinking and drunk and urinating on stuff and doing stupid stuff when they're drunk. It's the same thing, only it's chicks. And they're putting themselves on it. You know what I mean? They're posting it. They go to this area where you can post pictures of yourself wasted.
Yeah, the name of the group or the page or whatever is 30 Reasons Girls Should Call It a Night. And it has over 172,000 members and parents and professionals and college advisors are saying, hey, you know, you're putting your full legal name and a picture of yourself doing something horrendous. On this website, when you go to apply to a school, for a job, people can find this information about you and it can hurt your future. Yeah, because the pictures are so stupid. Not smart at all. It's chicks sitting in a toilet with a beer in their hand. It's chicks passed out next to a toilet. And they think it's real funny and everything. It is until you go for a job application and you put your name on there and they Google you. And they pull up a link of you, you know. throwing up yeah not smart well i just don't get how different girls are now than when i was younger because when i was younger girls would think that that's like farting they don't do it like girls don't do that because it's like it makes them look gross yeah but they want to hang with the boys they want to hang with a boy so they'll fart i mean that's the equivalent of a chick farting to me utterly horrendous when a girl puts pictures on the web on a website of her
in gross drinking stuff. It's like her walking into a room, farting, and then like wafting around, going, hey, get a load of that one. It's like a guy. It reminds me of a guy. It's very unfeminine. P1 Trivia. P1 Ian, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. How are you doing today, Mike? Good, dude. How are you doing? I'm on my way to work, but I thought I'd try to probably get through and play some P1 Trivia with you guys. Now, can you come in on Friday if you win? Oh, for sure. I'm the boss. I can do what I want. Nice. Nice. All right, Ian. How old are you? I'm 27. All right, bro. Let's get your competitor on the line. You are going against P1 Carrie. Are you there, Carrie? Yes, sir, I am. Carrie, how old are you? I'm 24. Okay. Ian, how long have you been listening to this show? Probably roughly around two years. I moved back to California in 2006. Almost going on two years now. How about you, Carrie? Just about the same. Two years as well? Mm-hmm.
You consider yourself a real good P1, Carrie? I would like to. How about you, Ian? Do you know a lot about the show? Oh, yeah. I consider myself a pretty decent P1. All right. Here's the way that the game works. I'm going to ask you questions about the show. The first person to five points wins. You're going to be given questions that are given a point value, one, two, and three. Ones are easy. Threes are hard. So who started first last time, Skye? The guys did. All right. Carrie, you're up. And what do you want, a one, two, or three-pointer? All right, your two-point question is, who on the show does not talk to his sister? That would be Eddie. That is correct. You can put it on the board. And it's on the board now. It's on the board. I'm looking at it right there on the board. All right, P1EN, what do you want, one, two, or three-pointer? I'll take a two-pointer. Two-pointer. Who lost a bet and had to wear makeup and a sundress? Oh, that would be Rob. That is incorrect. No, not that bet. That was me, actually. Do you remember when I had to wear... When you what, Seth? You're trailing off, dude. I have to tell you about that time. It was really the... It was the what? Still nothing.
What, Seth? Dang. Actually, Ian, it was Seth. It was Zeth that had to wear the makeup and the singer. Zeth. Eddie, Zeth. With a Z. With a C. Yes. No, not with a C. With a Z. So it's Zeth. Zeth. Zeth. Yes. Got it. Tim's dead, baby. If you want Carrie, you have two points. How many you want now? I think I'm going to keep it going with the two. You got it. Name the judges of Wuss Rock Jukebox. That would be Sky, Eddie, and Sean. You got it. There it is. Hello. You can put it on the board. You guys see it there on the board? Ian, what do you want? A one, two, or three-pointer? I got some catching up. Give me a three, Mike. Your three-point question, Ian, is which Star Wars movie is Eddie's favorite? Holy crap. That's going to be... It should be a one-pointer. Don't you mess this up, sir.
You got it. You guys should put it on the board. That one goes up on the board. P1, Carrie, you need only one more point to win. Let's do it. Your one-point question is, who does the voice of George Takai? I believe that would be Mikey. That's good. That is good. You are a winner. Nice job. Killed it. She did kill it. Awesome. My throat right now.
You killed it, Carrie, but so did Ian. Ian, you can come in, too. Oh! I like to do that when both of them are really good. For sure. For sure. Yeah, and it's also the Christmas time, you know, it's Christmas time of year, and I'm filled with that giving holiday spirit. So hang on the line, Ian, okay? I'm seeing what this guy's saying. Hang on. Hang on, Ian. Hang on, Carrie, okay? Yeah, thank you. You're coming in on Friday. Stop talking. Hang on already. Shut up. Seth? Is it Seth? With a Z. I've never heard of that. I've heard of Seth. No, I know. Beth. That would make more sense, but no. The Z. The Z. Every single time. The Z. I can't resist. What? What'd I say? No, no, no, no. Shrek, I think. Pest. What is it? Shrek. Shrek. Shrek. Is that his...
It makes more sense, but no. Jeff. Jeff. No. Jeff. Quince. Wait, that doesn't even. I'm not even close. Make more sense. Karen. You can't have kids anymore. The guy who was sterilized right at that moment. It could have been listening up. All right. Really go after it. No more kids. Uh-oh. The Today Show. Sky looked up there and I go, what is going on? I don't know. Who is the kid? Who is the kid on the Today Show? Anthony G, everybody. Anthony G? Kids singing. I love this. Precocious, aren't you? No, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. I'm ready for Broadway. You are precocious. This is pathetic. Water balloons. You should see his little bluegrass. Mikey, yo. Mikey Show at Rock 1.
Welcome back, everybody. It's Mikey's show. Glad to be here. We are legend. What does that even mean, I am legend? What does that mean? I can't tell you without ruining the movie. Really? Come on, guy. Salvation Army says careful of holiday fraud. What? Yeah, they said that there's people that are going around saying that they work for the Salvation Army. They recruit people to go say they work for the Salvation Army. Yeah, it's this weird scam. I guess people have been getting messages in the mail and stuff. They'll get a letter and it'll say that it's from United Resource Marketing and that they're basically looking for independent fundraisers for the Salvation Army.
And, of course, you know, the Salvation Army has nothing to do with this company, and basically these people want you to go around and collect money, and then you keep a bit, they keep a bit. But, yeah, Salvation Army says, no, they do not do anything like that, and if you get anything in the mail like that, you know, give them a call, let them know. Anne Heche's ex-wife. Husband. What? Ellen? That was her husband? Yeah. She had an ex-husband? Yeah. Her ex-husband wants more spousal support. Ha. I mean, give me a break. How about this, dude? Get a job, will ya? Come on. Ann Hayes shouldn't be supporting you. Yeah!
Go get a job, dude. They were a team. Thank you, Eddie. Well, right now... They were a team. I forgot they were a team. Right now, he's getting 15 grand a month. Yeah. Remember, he was in Psycho. He starred in the movie Psycho, that guy. Right. With Vince Vaughn. That was Anne Heche. That was Anne that did that, is what you're saying. And so, that's not enough. See, I thought it was him, because he says he's her partner. Right. So what, did he manage? If I can get this right, I don't want to speak for you, Skye. But he took care of the stuff at home. Because they're a team. And supported her decision to do the career. He took care of her stuff at home. Yeah, like her underwear and stuff. What did he do, Skye? Well, I don't know their exact situation. But all I know is that he wants more money. $15,000 a month is not enough. Oh! So he's looking for about $22,000 a month. That's awful. Oh, man. That's awful. That's crazy! What, do you want him to go hungry? Right? I don't understand. Like a monster mic? Do we have any lists today? Yeah, lists. Do you got lists? Yeah. What do you got? Oh, well, it's not really a guessing game list. How do you know?
Well, it's the top five people you should tip this holiday season. Oh, I know. Yeah, we can guess on that. Snoop Dogg. Snoop? No, that's not. Give him everything. Take your wallet out and hand it to him. Jennifer Love Hewitt's bikini. That's right. 15% is the going rate for that. Well, my tip is don't go out in public. Aw. You meanie. Thank you. No. No, lady. Bad. Bad. Thank you. No, thank you. Thank you. No, thank you. What about the Vietnamese lady that does your nails? That is on the list. The Vietnamese lady? She's parched again. This guy is really thirsty. I'm so thirsty. Yes, she's on the list. Well, you were doing dummy guesses. She is there on the list. One moment, please. Your glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. I'm going to have a sip of water. Much better. Yes, what was that? Continue, please. Shut it from the Sahara. So, number two. I'm in Braco, and I just stumbled onto this list. Let me cut open this Campbell real quick. Satiation.
Sorry, I was out at Joshua Tree hiking and I needed some sort of... I was lost in Borrego for a couple of days. I can answer your question now. What are we doing? So number two on the list of people you should tip this holiday is people who pamper you and your pets. So that's your hairstylist. The person who does your nails, your fitness trainer, your massage therapist, pet groomer, dog walker. You're a magician. Dog walker. Hey, John, stop playing the clip. So that's number two. Hey, John. This guy is the best ventriloquist I've ever seen. You get her drinking that water and speaking. Oh, she's done. Yeah, and they give these suggested tip-a-ment. Which is interesting. Like the hairstylist. John. They say for the holiday, you should tip them the cost of one haircut. A fitness trainer, the cost of one. Stop drinking, Skye, so I can hear what you're saying. Holy cow. You're supposed to tip what? So, like, say your hairstylist, if you want to tip them extra for the holiday, they say to tip them the cost of one haircut.
So what if you are a girl and you pay like $120 for your hair? Yep, there it is. You have to tip them $120? Yeah, same with a fitness trainer. The cost of one session. How much does it cost to do your hair? My hair? No. You have a person in your pocket's hair. Golden spaghetti. Yes. It depends. These beautiful locks? Depends on if I go to a P1 that'll do it for free, or if I go to the gay guy down in Hillcrest. I'm known as Free Haircut. Yes. It depends, yes. It depends on if I walk into the salon and say, uh, yes, hello. I'd like an appointment, please. I'd like an appointment. Yes, I'm willing to wait. The name is spelled Sky. By the way, did you guys know that the Salvation Army is warning of holiday fraud? Oh, no, she's doing news again. Okay. We know who you are. You do? Of course. Well, you basically told us. No, I'm sorry. I revert back to work all the time. Right. You shouted your name when you walked in the door. Oh, did I? Oh, dear. Well... Isn't this cheers? Stop it.
Skye, how much is a haircut? How much do you pay for a haircut? You have a look on your face of guilt. No, there's no guilt. Just say it. Don't spray it. I keep going to different people, and so it can be anywhere from free to $1 million. If we're talking a cut alone. It can be anywhere from $30, $35 to like $70. Brazilian bikini wax, like I get. But then if you're adding color on top of that, it gets out of control. Or as I call it, a gilding. Depends on the level of pamper. So, Skye, what do you think? Will you tip your person, you know, just the cost of the haircut? Well, I don't have a... How do you tip free? I don't have a regular person. Yes, I will. I don't have a regular person right now. How come you don't like the person that you go to enough to keep going back there? No, I found some really good people, but they're all downtown, and I'm over doing the drive. So I'm really trying to find somebody in North County. I'm going to be going to Lou Bush's wife's salon. I talked to her about it last night. Hint, hint. So I'm going to try and go there. Everybody hear that?
What does that mean? I'm just saying. Lou Bush's wife, if you're listening, I'll be going into your Ceylon. I believe you have my reservation. Yes. Made a reservation last night. I got a call. So I'll be going in for a pamper job. Pamper job. I will tip the amount of the cut. So free. Yep. No, it's not free. Enjoy. It is not free. Skrill. Don't not spend it all in one place. Stop it. Stop it. I'll pay for my services. P1 Hot Wings. The Confident News Girl. Our Bat Wings is on the line. Hot Wings. Yeah, Mikey, I was just going to say that you should tip your pool guy. I mean, I service people in Fairbanks Ranch and, you know, all down there, and those people pay out pretty good. You write up a little Christmas letter, you know, happy holidays. They usually send you a card back the next week or something like that. Yeah, that's number three on the list. Housekeeper, pool cleaner, yard garden workers, building personnel. They say for the pool cleaner, the cost of one cleaning should be the tip. Housekeeper, about one week's pay or a gift. Skrill, gardeners, between $20 to $50. Dang. Don't you tip your mail carrier?
Yeah, that's number four. Wait a second. That's number four on the list. Dude, come on. We do that. Do you have money or do you give them cookies? Well, they're not supposed to accept money. So last year we did a Starbucks gift card. You can't give that away. No, I wouldn't. I was kidding. We give gold. It's worth less. Last year we did a Starbucks gift card. Your mail guy? Girl, yes. For how much? They let women do that? Kidding. I'm kidding. We got a $25 break. Listen. But she was great. I mean, you know. What if your male person isn't great? Well, then that's up to you. What if you ordered Rachel Ray's magazine and you only got it one time? Or how about if you have subscriptions to car magazines and you get one of them and the other three, you wonder where they ever went? And you picture your mail guy sitting at home enjoying road and track. Yeah, I don't know about that. What do you do then? What if you don't even know your mailman? Yeah. How do you tip him? Our mailman drives like a Chevy. He's not even in a mail truck. What? This is the truth. This is the truth. Our mail guy does not drive a mail truck. Well, there's your answer. He's not really a mail guy. No. That's probably the problem. He's a guy with a key. He's just coming up and getting your stuff. He lets us keep some of it. Oh, that's cool.
They also say to tip your newspaper delivery person between $10 to $30 this time of the year. What? Don't get a newspaper. What about Mikey's terrible garbage men? The garbage men are not on the list. You're mean. See, that does not make any sense to me. He's just the male guy, but not the garbage man. It's garbage! It's weird. It's garbage. I'd like to make an appointment, but first, would you like to hear new DVDs out today? No. No, thank you. We still have two categories you haven't guessed yet. What about CDs? Latresses? Definitely not. Video games? Sure. Okay. No, we're just kidding. Doorman. Doorman. The doorman. Doorman counts as the people who take care of your house. So that was kind of already said. What about the guy that changes your cat litter? Yeah. That was the people who pamper you. Well said. Let's pamper. Isn't that diapers? You want me to tell you? You're a dentist. No. You don't tip any kind of people in the health industry? No. Unless you see them like regularly. But you're program director.
Yeah, number five, the people you work with. Oh, you tip them? How do you tip the people you work with? Actually, I'm all in on that. I'll be working the men's restroom later. That's right. Handing out soap and spraying cologne on people. Yeah, they say get a gift for your boss, but only if the rest of your coworkers decide to do that and you all get a gift together. Your co-workers, if you're close with a co-worker, exchange a small gift, but do it outside the office. And your subordinates, if you're a boss, you should get a nice little something for your assistant. Yeah, you should, Mike. I'll get you a turd. I'll light it on fire for you. In your stocking. You punk. All right, Beth. Yeah. So you're still missing the number one category of people. The waitresses. Tip this time of year. I already said that. Gosh. Can I just tell you? Gosh. Your cable guy. Your coach. Teacher. Yes, Ashley. The people who care for your children and or aging parents. Teacher, nanny, daycare, babysitters, home health care worker. Thank you, Skye. Mikey Show. You're welcome.
Hey, I got a legitimate guest. Is it the Honey Baked Ham people? Yeah, what about the Honey Baked Ham? Food service. Well, if you go in there regularly. Scott has new releases that are out today. I'm talking to Eddie. What do you roll your eyes for? Why are you rolling your eyes? She's got new video games and CDs and DVDs and all that, Eddie. What are you doing? Eddie, why are you looking out the window like so... What's he doing? I don't know. He's pulling the shades up like he wants to leave. Come back to us. Come on, Skye. Come on, Skye. Come on, Skye. Make it quick. Wake me up when this is over. Okay, we will. New video games out today. Unreal Tournament 3 for the PS3. What's that? It's the next installment in Epic Games' popular sci-fi shooter series. That sounds really fun. NCAA March Madness 08 for Xbox 360, PS3, and PS2. That's kind of fun. Showtime Championship Boxing for the Wii. Awesome. Blackside Area 51 for the PS3. Awesome. The Orange Box for the PS3.
That's Capri Sun. Super Swing Golf Season 2 for the Wii. Winter Sports, the Ultimate Challenge for the Wii. Indianapolis 500 Legends for the Wii. Oh, my. Wee, wee, wee. Mario Andretti, bro. I'm in, bro. Mario Andretti. Yeah. And then Kawasaki 4x4 Quad Bikes for the Wii. Oh, I can't wait. All right. New music out today. Oh, the worst part. We have a Pink Floyd box set called Oh, By The Way that has 16 people in it today. Seven Dust has Retrospective Volume 2 out today. Finally. Seven Dust. The Wu-Tang Clan. Wu-Tang, do you want Wu-Tang Clan? The Eight Diagram. Oh, you don't have no Bang Bang Buki? You don't have Bang Bang Buki? You want Wu Tang Clan and Criss Cross. Criss Cross it out. Criss Cross it out. Yeah. Snoop Dogg Dogg. Snoop Dogg. And Wu Tang Clan. Yeah. Yeah. You don't have Bang Bang Buki? Because me so hungry. Yeah.
Yeah, me so hungry. Let us keep doing jokes. If you're going to do the whole thing, why don't you just play it? Why you try to hijack Shaw? Why you try to take control of Shaw? Why you hijack, take this plane to Malta? Yeah, let's go to Syria. Do it my way. Yeah, I take controls. Wow. Anyway, you don't have bang-bang booty? Oh, you can count? Yeah, and the big part, and the big part, and the don't start, and the rigmar properly, B. Dave Matthews live at Piedmont Park. Not enough. Sky, will you even get that? Will you even get that? She won't get it. I bet she doesn't have three quarters of his musical library. Not true. Come over to my house. Do you have half his musical library? Come over to my mansion. Get over the moat and check it out. Good luck getting by the Degar Dogs. That's right. Fly onto the helipad and look what we have.
Browse to the music library. Yes, I have more than 50%. You do? I'd say I have probably about 85%. Ooh. I challenge you. Challenge. Challenge. Challenge. Come over. Challenge. We've got to find out what he has because I know that guy's got like 50 gabillion things. Just bring him in, Skye. Yeah, bring him in tomorrow. Yeah, right. Let's make a bet. I say you do not have 85% of his musical library. Here we go. I will make it so that it works for me. Yeah, so we're both right. I only have 30%, but I'll somehow make it to where I have 85%. These over here don't count because... Beep-popping, you don't stop in the rhythm of Brian. Bang, bang, boogie. Radiohead puts out a self-titled box set today. Radiohead box set. What's she doing? She's hijacking again. Sheryl Crow hits in rarity. I will take this thing where I want. Give me those controls.
Come on, guys. Let's fan together. Let's roll. Bow Wow and Omarion with face-off today. So tomorrow you're going to bring in your Dave Matthews stuff. Okay, so seven tomorrow will do Skye's Dave Matthews library. Okay, boring. Of which she has 85%. Okay. You bring it in? If you care. Google right now, Zeth. Go on to Amazon.com and Google or somewhere. Find out what's in Dave Matthews' library. And we can't count the one that came out. I already have it up. How many albums are there? How many? Seth, how many Dave Matthews albums are a human didgeridoo? Let's go out back tonight. How many albums does Dave Matthews have? Eddie just waved his head. He has seven studio albums. He sounds like a group of monks for crying out loud.
He's got seven studio albums and 19 live albums. Bring in that 85%. So what's 85% of 28 albums? What is that? I don't know. 50% would be 14. So there's still more. There's one compilation album and one video. So, Skye, tomorrow, just bring in the 30 albums. I'm not there. Whatever. Oh, look at this. She's wrong. She's wrong and won't admit it. She's wrong and won't admit it. I have more than that in CDs, but they're not, like, officially released. Huh? What does that mean? I have a stack like this of bootlegs. Just the CDs stacked on top of each other, bootlegs. I said, did you think I was talking about bootlegs? I said, how many Dave Matthews albums do you have?
of 950 albums that he's released? Yeah. Can we finish this up? 75% would be 21 CDs. Well, she'll bring them in tomorrow. We're working on that for a while, huh? Yeah. She still hasn't come up with 85. Hey, give her another half hour or something. Well, it started because I said... Skye, will you get this new Dave Matthews CD? She said, of course. I did not even answer your question. 22 and a half albums. You started judging before I even got to answer the question. And I said, because Skye, I know you. You will not spend money. And so I know you don't have very many of Dave Matthews albums. Which is not true. I have 85%. No sense again. Not the way it went. So how many of Dave Matthews albums do you have? Just make up history. 85%. No. That's approximately 22 albums. I mean, yeah. Like, I'd say albums, I probably have between 10, 15. Eight tracks. I've got about 40. And then bootlegs, I have a whole stack. Why do we even bother? That's what I'm saying. Why do you guys even bother? Like, who gives a friggin' rent on a date now? Can I get...
these new dvds out so we can go home thank you yeah go to the dvds new on dvd today we have harry potter and the order of the phoenix out today of course if you're a harry potter fan you know they'll have all the movies packaged together for you as well if you'd like that that's called harry potter years one through five Also out today, we have The Bourne Ultimatum. Ooh, yeah. Again. That's the latest one, right? I know it. And again, they package all three movies together. That's called the Jason Bourne Collection. Someone told me that that is so good. It has like your heart beating the whole time. Put it on the board for Eddie for Christmas. It's like a ride. It's very good. Somebody? Yeah. TV shows to DVD. We have Lost, the complete third season out today. Ooh, I want that too. Yeah. High School Musical 2 for the kids. Dirt, the complete first season. Frazier, season 10. Beverly Hills, 90210, the third season. Big Love, season 2. And then, yes, B-Rob, we have the Boston Red Sox 2007 World Series Collector's Edition. Eight discs out today. Eight discs? All right. Eight discs. It's got every game on there? Yeah, it does. He'd watch them, too. Heck, yeah.
Why not? So enjoy. In the Midwest, an ice storm killed 15 people. Over half a million people there are without power. Yeah, it's really bad. And still more icy weather today. So this isn't the end of it yet. Over 600,000 homes without power. Cold. What are we talking, Kansas? Yeah, Oklahoma, Kansas, Missouri, Nebraska, Iowa. Paris Hilton went on a shopping spree in Miami and spent over $20,000 in a half an hour. Can you imagine? That's nuts, man. She gave it all to charity or what? No. Took it home. They say she bought 10 dresses, 6 pairs of jeans, about 30 tops, a couple pairs of shoes, and they made a note that she wears a size 11 shoe. Holy dick. That's a big shoe. That is a big shoe. What size do you wear, Skye? An eight and a half. Let me see how big that is. She wears an 11? Uh-huh. Holy cow. That's like manly if she's got an 11. It's the equivalent of a man size 10. That's what I wear. No way. That's gross. This is how big Paris Hilton's dainty feet are. Yep. No way. Clown shoes. Holy cow. She's a shriner. Clown. Clown. Clown.
I think we got all the good stuff. Jamal Williams has a sprained ankle. Antonio Gates has a bruised back. Mike Goff has a sprained foot. Mike Cyphers has bruised ribs. Sean Merriman's out of the game. Lorenzo Neal has a broken leg. So no one's playing this weekend, right? Yeah, mash unit. Are they still going to play a game on Sunday? Well, me and Rob are filling in an offensive line. In Monday Night Football last night, Eddie won his fantasy football game because he has the dude from the New Orleans Saints, Marquez Colston. Well, Marcus. Marcus? Marcus Colston. I thought it was Marquez. Marquez Colston. Marquez Colston. He got you two touchdowns, right? Yep. You won? Yeah. Let's see. Reggie Bush is out for the season. That blows. Alex Smith is going to have season-ending shoulder surgery.
And they say that Trent Dilfer's probably not going to play next week either. So they're down to the third string quarterback. Who is it? Sean Hill. Never heard of him. Yeah. Never will again after this season. Madison Square Garden and the New York Knicks coach Isaiah Thomas reached a $11 million settlement in the sexual harassment case he was in. That's a lot. 11 mil. Yeah. Japanese outfielder. Fukudome. Easy, bro. Watch him out. Easy. Family show. They're still in a bidding war. And I heard it was like the Cubs are interested. The Padres are interested. I thought they were supposed to have an answer by now. Well, what was funny is this was the guy that the Padres were going after. They're going to sign this guy. Like a real big guy. Like so wanting him so bad. That is until the Cubs decided, you know what? Maybe we want him. Of course they're going to outbid us. Of course they are.
Well, we don't stand a chance. No. All right, 570-1053 is the number. Beginning and end of every show, we do an open phone segment. You could call about anything you want, cowboy. Anything you want. What are we doing tomorrow, Eddie? What's the Mikey Show doing Wednesday? We got a lot of stuff going on tomorrow. We got Sean TV will be on tomorrow. Sweet. Nice. We got Lyrical Gangsta. Oh, I love the Lyrical Gangsta. And everybody's favorite holiday warming bit.
Cheaters Hotel. Oh, I can't wait to get the day started off with it for the holidays. Wow. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, I just had a question for the Oracle. Yeah. Hey, okay, so I couldn't ask you guys yesterday. What was your take on that fourth and five catch with like a minute and a half left in the Chargers game? The one by Chambers? Yeah. It was close. I mean, you know, I thought they got the call right being that there was inconclusive evidence. So, you know, I mean, I think we kind of got lucky, but I'll take it. Yeah. All right. Hey, thanks a lot, guys. Thanks, man. Mikey Show. Hey, it's P1 Josh. I got a legitimate question. Go ahead. I heard that on Facebook.com on that Drunken Girls page, I heard there was a picture of Ashley falling drunkenly off of a float. Is that true? Did not know that. Didn't know that. Yeah, that's bad. They'll have to check it out. That's bad for girls to see that. Mikey Show. What did he say? I have no idea. I don't know what he said. From the get-go. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, this is P1 Little Fox. What's up? Hey, Eddie, did you hear yourself on ESPN last night? I did. Nice.
Dude. ESPN's throwing a little low for the hometown. You know it. It was on like a million different shows on ESPN yesterday, and I suspect we'll probably still see it today. Probably. Yeah, I watched it last night, and then I watched it again this morning. Right on. Sweet. Cool, man. Lovely and talented Missy's up next. Today, on the Nooner, she has the all-request lunch. This will be real sweet, real nice, real fresh. We will see you again tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show is out late.