The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 12/12/07
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Daily Audio 2007KIOZRock 105.3
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Bobby Petrino's abrupt exit from the Atlanta Falcons sparked a sharp argument about loyalty, while the crew's proposed P1 Hall of Fame produced an equally fierce fight over P1 Paparazzi. Mikey, Eddie, Sky, Sean, and Boston Rob turned Sky's nativity, habitual gift returns, and strangers at family Christmas into extended debates about faith, control, generosity, and tradition. The heaviest stories were Caitlin Kampf's account of being bound by her parents during an attempted forced abortion and a Cheaters Hotel call that blew up when Christine's boyfriend Mark recognized the show and confronted her. Sean pitched The Bad Girls Club, Mikey discussed demons after a Paranormal State clip, and the crew closed lighter bits by mocking hair-metal Christmas songs and auditing Sky's Dave Matthews collection.
What happened, in order
Petrino Walks Out
Mikey and Eddie blasted Bobby Petrino for abandoning the Atlanta Falcons before the season ended to become Arkansas's head coach, arguing that his exit made his promises about commitment ring hollow.
P1 Hall of Fame
The crew designed a Hall of Fame for elite P1 listeners and immediately split over whether the controversial but prolific P1 Paparazzi deserved induction.
Nativity Without Belief
Sky's crystal nativity scene triggered a debate with Mikey, Eddie, and callers over whether displaying Christian or Jewish symbols as pretty holiday decorations respects or cheapens their religious meaning.
Five-Year-Old Bear Hunter
Five-year-old Trey Merritt described shooting a 400-pound bear from a stand while his grandfather connected the feat to their claimed ancestor Davy Crockett.
Sean TV: Bad Girls
Sean pitched The Bad Girls Club by playing outrageous cast introductions and a threat from Tanisha after Darlene insulted her weight, winning the segment another chance.
Why Return Every Gift?
A listener whose sister returns every present launched a long argument about whether chronic gift-returning reflects bad gifts, shopping addiction, control, individuality, or a practical desire to get full value.
Kidnapped While Pregnant
Caitlin Kampf recounted escaping after her parents allegedly bound her at six months pregnant and drove her toward a clinic for a forced abortion, while the hosts were stunned that the parents received no jail time.
Cheaters Hotel Backfires
Christine's attempt to test boyfriend Mark collapsed when the P1 listener recognized the fake hotel call, denied cheating and cocaine use, and angrily confronted her for discussing him on air.
Strangers at Christmas
Mikey, Eddie, Sean, Boston Rob, and callers argued over whether unfamiliar guests enrich family Christmas or force everyone to censor themselves and abandon cherished traditions.
Paranormal State
Eddie described a Paranormal State episode in which a child identified a dead former resident, prompting Mikey to share his belief in demons and a recent encounter with what he felt was an evil presence.
Monster Ballads Christmas
The crew sampled hair-metal Christmas covers by acts including Twisted Sister, Lita Ford, Dokken, and Skid Row and mocked the gloriously mismatched holiday performances.
The Dave Matthews Audit
Mikey made Sky produce her Dave Matthews collection, and a chaotic count found 16 of 25 eligible albums, well below her claim that she owned roughly 80 percent.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkySeanBoston RobAshleyBobby PetrinoArthur BlankD'Angelo HallP1 SpaceboyP1 DannyP1 NerdP1 PaparazziTrey Merritt
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Do you love him more than you love me? Yeah. She wants to know. How much do you love me? You see what it is. She wants you to tell her, please tell me you love me. I know. And I mean something to you. No. That's what she's going for. She knows better. What? She knows you love her. Of course. That's right. She was letting me know how much she loves me. I love you. That's a whole nother. Mm-hmm. So much. The words can't even. I said to her, I don't know what I've done. Begin to describe how much I love my boss. To turn the love that you once had in your heart. Michael. Into. Mikey. Tremendous vile hate. McGwet. McGwet. But what, yeah, black, the black, dark void that you now have. I love him. I love him. Don't know where it came from, but I apologize. I love you. It is 6-0-2. It was announced yesterday that the noise ordinance that started in the college area will now be enforced in PB, Mission Beach, and Claremont. The Padres lost out on Japanese outfielder Fukudomi to the Cubs, but they had to have a Japanese player, so they signed second baseman Tarehito Iguchi. Tarehito Iguchi. Tarehito Iguchi. Yeah, yeah. They signed him to a one-year deal. He's a second baseman? Yeah.
And he's better than Marcus Giles or Todd Helton or... Todd Helton. Or... How about Mark Loretta? Ryan Sanford. Is he better than Mark Loretta, who we got rid of years ago? I don't know. He figured wasn't any good. He's washed up. Well, you... Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Padres disappoint. You know, they're tight with the purse strings, Mike. They hold on to the money very tightly. They did finalize Jake Peavy's extension. That's cool. That's good. Maybe they're saving up. They're saving their money. For a rainy day? Yeah, one day, a couple years, ten years. You want to know what's funny? I would actually, I'd be okay with it if that was the deal. Except that it's not the deal. Like, you know, what if the plan was, they go, listen, it's really hard for us to compete with the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox. So what we're going to do is, 07, 08, they're going to be,
sort of economical years where we put some dough together. Oh, nine. We're going out there. We're going to get the biggest name, biggest names out there. No. That is not the deal. I don't think so. No. That is not the deal. Right now, the sluggers that we got, we got, this is, let me tell you something. You think you're dangerous, Red Sox? Yeah. Khalil Green, take that. Wow. Take that. Adrian Gonzalez, take that. Oh, really? Scott Harrison. What do you think of us now? Yeah, deal with that, sucker. Glad we don't play you this year. Turmel Sledge. Do you know where Turmel Sledge is? He's a nippon ham fighter. What'd you call me? He's a nippon ham fighter. What is that? It's a Japanese baseball team. Don't act like you don't know. It's a Japanese baseball team.
Skye just gave the finger uh-uh-uh. Don't do it. Too early. And Eddie waved it off. No. I don't take the uh-uh-uh finger. Wasn't fazed. Brian Giles, what do you think of that? What do you think of that? Don't even say that name. Have you seen the numbers? Pittsburgh Pirates, dude. Look into it. Can we return him? I'll take Jason Bay back. You cannot be respectable unless your name... is the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, and you're on the West Coast. You can't. Why do they have so much more money than we do? That's a good question. What did they do? Anaheim? Do they have good accountants or something? Maybe it's bad accounting or something. Do they get some of that Disney money? No. What? Do something. Come on, man. So we have a cool baseball team. Every year it's a turd. I pay $7 for a hot dog at Petco Park. That doesn't add up?
That's crazy. You know, that $8.95 nacho thing you got? I get it. I get it when I go. So, I mean, that, I would guess, adds up. How many are they selling? They're selling a lot of them. I stand in line. Skrill. I can't tell you how many Padres things I've bought. Just stuff in general. For sure. Merchandise. For sure. To support my National League West leading San Diego Padres. That this next season, I'm sure, will win the World Series. No. We didn't make the playoffs this year. What? Yeah, but that was this year. It's always next year. It's always next year. But I want to. Maybe not. Let's start the show on a positive note. Is it too late? That's right. Bobby Petrino? Oh, dude. We got any audio on or no? Yeah. I'll send you a couple through IM. I mean. Unbelievable. Are you kidding? Unbelievable. Bobby Petrino was the head coach for Louisville. That is a hula hula team. You know, college. Rah, rah, rah. Cheerleaders, bands. Shish, boom, bah. Shish, boom, bah. You know, college. Right. Okay? And he gets courted by the Atlanta Falcons to be their head coach. And he goes there and he runs into, you know,
Pretty hard times. Old Michael Vick is beating dogs up. And so no more Michael Vick. And he goes in there and he's like, oh, man, this blows. This isn't fun. This isn't any fun. And this is hard. Oh, this is hard. Oh, man. I don't like it. It's hard. It's not fun. And so the season is not over. The season is not over. And yesterday, Bobby Petrino said, well, listen, I'm... Let me let Bobby Petrino tell you. Cut 53. It was easy to come here to the University of Arkansas and become the head coach. I'm very excited about coming back. Yay! The city of Atlanta is giving you an opportunity. I'm very excited about coming back to the SEC conference, which I consider the best football conference in the United States. Do you think they had a split screen with Bobby Petrino on one side? And Arthur Blank, the owner of the Atlanta Falcons, on the other side crying. Yet another split screen of Michael Vick being led into his cell. Breaking rocks. Yes. Black and white pinstripe. Making license plates. Yes. And the entire Atlanta Falcons team still wearing their uniforms from a couple nights ago.
Looking confused like, what? Like that eye black running down their face. With tears. Like, what's going on? Unpause. It's very easy to come to a university that has the facilities. I bet. The commitment and the passion to win a national championship. Sure. But what about your job? But you have a job. You have a contract. Well, how does that work? Can you imagine if I called Shauna later today? And I said, listen, I got offered the nighttime DJ job at KRQ in Tucson. And, you know, I just, I think I'm going to take it. But you're in a contract, so they could sue you for money. Something is up. I don't know what they're able to do. How does that work? I think you convince the people to let you out of it. Yeah. I mean, you know, first of all, he's not been very successful.
in Atlanta, you know, they're not having a very good season, and he's not been warmly accepted by his team. You know, there's a lot of people on the team that don't like, that don't follow his philosophy. So, I think when... But then there's the one thing, the one thing to answer the question, I think the best, is that Bobby Petrino went to Arthur Blank, the owner of the Falcons, and said, my heart's not in it. I need to let you know. That's what I was going to say. He doesn't want to be there. Telling that to the owner, the owner is like, okay, well, I'm going to let you out of this contract. If you're the owner, what do you say to that? When your guy says to you, hey, I guess I'll do it. I don't want to. I don't want to be here. I'd really rather be with this job. And if you were, I'm going to have fun. If you force me to, I guess I'll come to work on Sunday. Right. So is there any speculation about what they're going to do, like the Falcons? I mean, they have... They'll just have an assistant coach step up. They'll be an interim coach. Oh, okay. And then they'll look for a new coach after the season. Because I was going to say, they have just a couple days to find somebody. I mean, three games left. It's a mess. Three games left. Unpause. That was it. Oh, that's it? Yeah.
So, there's a player for the Falcons, and his name is D'Angelo Hall. And he's a good football player. And he is very outspoken. Very much so. Cut 54. You know, at first, Scott, it was just a little bit, you know, we felt as though our pride was hurt a little bit. You know, we were a little bit disappointed in the decision he made. But, you know, when you sit up there and you see him out there celebrating and smiling and having fun, You know, you tend to be a little angry. You know, this was the guy who wanted us to buy into his system. You know, I was one of the guys who at first was a little bit leery of this guy. And, you know, I guess, you know, I had right for calls to be because, you know, he obviously had ulterior motives. You know, he came to the Atlanta Falcons to this great franchise as a stepping stool to get where he wanted to be. And that's a better college job. Wow. He's not happy. Oh, man. I don't suppose any of those Atlanta Falcon players are very happy. Well, Algie Crumpler, the all-pro tight end, he did not like Bobby Petrino. He let it be known during the season. I can't wait to hear what he has to say. Wow. If you live in Arkansas and your son is a good football player, do you want him to go play for Bobby Petrino? It's the same thing like with Nick Saban.
Well, Nick Saban did. Yeah, do you want him to go with your kid? Nick Saban was the guy that coached the Dolphins last year and said, you know, I am not taking any other job. I'm going to be here. And then took another job at Alabama. You know, so, you know, these guys. He kind of did the same thing with LSU. Yeah. When he was with LSU and the Dolphins wanted him, he said, you know, I don't think I want him. All right, see you later. Yeah. And it's like, you know, these guys aren't. Where's your commitment? You want my son to commit to you for four years? Where's your commitment? And then how do we know? I'd love to send my kid there, but how do I know you're not going to do to my kid what you just did to the Atlanta Falcons? What if you don't like Arkansas? What we've seen, if you don't like Arkansas, you're out of here. Anyway, this is going to be a big story. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. And I'm 37. And Eddie is our sports guy, our producer. He's 34. Sky is our news girl. She's 30. Sean is our sound effects guy. He is 37. Ashley is our assistant producer. She is 24. Boston Rob is our phone screener. And he's also friends with Zeth. And he's 25.
He lets me know magical moments on the show. No, no. He will let me know magical moments on the show. Eventually. We're working on it. We're working on it. Oh, good grief. So our phone number here is 570-1053. And you are more than welcome to call right now about anything you want. A P1 is somebody that turns their radio down. doesn't cuss and gets to the point when they call in. That's the definition of a P1 listener. It stands for priority one. Some people on P1site.com are saying you guys should get some sort of a Hall of Fame induction going. It's been suggested maybe do it once a month and you have two P1s go up against each other and that kind of thing. I want to see what you guys think of it. I was kind of tossing the idea around. I think that it takes a lot to be a Hall of Famer. I agree with you.
Anybody can be a P1. Anybody can be a P1. All you have to do is listen to The Mikey Show exclusively, turn new people on to the show. But there are some people who are more than that. The Mikey Show is almost a lifestyle for them. It's become a lifestyle. They're regular contributors to the show who other P1s know. They are, in their own right, they're celebrities, and they are super fans. And so, in order to be a Hall of Famer, or an HOF, as I say. Ah, okay. Well said. In order to be an HOF, you have to exhibit some really, you know, extraordinary qualities as a P1. Now, who are some of the P1s now? Well, Spaceboy, please. He's the king. Space Boy knows the show better than I do. Yeah, he really does. And that's not a... I'm not just saying that. No, that's the truth. He actually does. Yeah. So he is a... And I have to mention him first. Yeah, well, he's the king. You mentioned the king first. Remember meeting him years ago? And he had this gigantic leather-bound folder. Oh, yeah. Full of approximately 40 pages of CDs in...
you know, plastic containers. Organized. Organized. And it scared me. Label. I'll be honest with you. It scared me. I thought this guy might hurt me with a gun or his hands or worse, a dry cleaning bag. He could. Don't know what's up with him. But as time went on, as time went on, I realized he's a harmless Harry Potter fan and a good guy. Gryffindor. That's right. He's a good guy. Yeah. And knows the show more than anybody. P1 Danny came up with P1Site.com. And he's incredible. P1 Nerd. Greetings. Greetings. You got Scooby. Yep. You know, a longtime Hall of Famer. That's right. You got Quimby. Quimby, for sure. Joey Tata. Yes. Oh, T-Rex. T-Rex. P1 Instigator. Oh, I mean, these names are, of course, yes. Everybody knows him. Yeah. I will not say paparazzi. I will not say it. But Eddie. I will not say it. P1 Paparazzi is definitely an HOF. No, he's Pete Rose. He's the Pete Rose of the Hall of Fame. Wait, come on. Like people, yeah, should he be in? Sure. Has he done things to keep him out of the Hall of Fame?
Absolutely. I don't know, dude. I will not cast a vote for him. I think that that camera should be bronzed. No. And put on an exhibit. You can go and look at the camera. You're holding your kids up and taking a picture of your kids by his bronze camera. And you're like, that's what he terrorized people. That's what he scared people with. Would they put Pete Rose's bedding slips in the Hall of Fame? They would not. But they would not do that. Love to see it. I would never cast a vote. And I will not. That's what we should do. You guys, that's what we should do. There's seven of us. We cast a vote to see if people make it into the Hall of Fame. Put them on the ballot. And then we say, you have to get 75% of the vote to get into the Hall of Fame. There you go. Now, you already know right off the bat, I don't want anybody else to say how they would cast their votes. But you know, Eddie says no. I say yes on paparazzi. And what can happen is that, just like in the real Hall of Fame, Their name could be put on again. It's just, are they a first ballot? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are they a first ballot Hall of Famer? So are we starting with a blank slate? Or are we saying those guys that we just mentioned are in and let's start? Maybe we should start fresh and we'll have like an induction ceremony.
And we'll have them come down here and we'll induct into the Hall of Fame like Spaceboy, Danny, Nerd, Quimby. But we can only induct three at a time. And so will Quimby make the cut? Will she be a first ballot Hall of Famer? That's too much. You know what I'm saying? I'm breathing heavy. You know what I'm saying? That's tough. I know what you're saying. I think that P1 paparazzi should be on that first ballot. Are you crazy? He's been a part of this show forever. When he makes phone calls, they're outstanding. I will not cast that vote. Yes, he's a creep. Ever, ever. I don't care if we get into 2012. I am not casting a vote for him. Ever. He will not get my vote. I don't campaign against him. Eddie and I are on around the horn. We're going back and forth. Eddie, paparazzi, what do you say? I think he has been detrimental to the show. And I think that he has caused nothing but controversy. And I will never, ever vote for him to the Hall of Fame. Solid contributor on the phones, Mikey. I agree. I agree. I think he's a solid contributor on the phones. I think that when he calls in, he makes great points. And I think that he's learned from some of his weirdness. No, listen.
Here's the deal. All he wants is to get on the air, and he doesn't bring solid points every time like you claim. He's out of here, man. He's got a great heart. This kid wants to deliver, and every day, and I do mean every day, gives it a shot. Wanting to deliver and delivering are two different things, Mike. I love it. Love it, love it, love it. 570-1053 is the phone number. P1 Palomino is on the line. Nice. What's up, Palomino? Hey, it's P1 Palomino. What's happening? What's happening? Really? Really? My name's Sky. What's happening? Hey, I just wanted to say I had a phenomenal time at Dave & Buster's last Friday, and I wanted to thank P1 Spaceboy, Danny, and Nerd for starting the P1 site and being able to get all the P1s together like that. I think that's really cool. And they absolutely deserve to be the first three inducted into the Hall of Fame. There you go. Thank you very much. Thank you. So anyway, that's what a P1 is. And, you know, we've said it. I mean, it means a lot to be a P1. To be a P1 Hall of Famer. Wow, yeah. I mean, we have thousands and thousands of P1s. We do not have thousands of Hall of Famers. No way. And it's a whole other level of being a P1. 570-1053 is the phone number.
So, Bobby Petrino, a big story today. The Padres not getting a guy that I had never heard of anyway named Fucadome. Guy ended up going to the Cubs. All I know is I was reading in the paper over the weekend. Oh, boy, were we offering millions of dollars. Oh, we wanted him the worst way. Oh, fight, fight, fight. And we didn't get him. I didn't know who he was anyway. Anytime there's any kind of bidding war with one guy, we're going to lose. We're not going to win. Sorry. Well, at least we got Tarahito Iguchi. Tarahito Iguchi! Tarahito Iguchi! What else can I tell you? Six kids got shot at a bus stop yesterday in Vegas, and I think it might be, like, gang stuff. They're not really sure. They're still looking into it. Yeah, in the beginning they were saying that they were thinking it could be gang-related, and they're not saying that that's not the case, but they're now saying that more evidence is leading to it stemming back to a fight over a girl. Oh, really? Yeah, which ended up with, you know, six people being shot at a bus stop while getting off the bus yesterday. Oh, my. Yeah, one of those kids shot is in critical condition. Hey, Sky says that this whack job, Peterson, that they think killed his wife, Stacy Peterson. What is his name? Drew. Drew Peterson.
Sky says that this guy is now asking citizens for money to pay for his defense. He wants you to donate money. That's not true. That's what Sky says. Maybe she was making it up. Sky, you're making it up, right? Well, according to his attorney, they have started a website called DefendDrew.com where you can donate money. And he says, now, the money will not go into the hands of Drew Peterson. It will be put into a trust fund, which will first go to pay for legal fees. Once all the legal fees are covered, any extra money will go for a private investigator to look for Stacy. Who claims ran away with another man. Yeah. If you see her with another guy somewhere, let Drew know. I'm behind you, Drew. Oh, really? A trust fund, eh? I will help you. Interesting. I'm the real killer. Keep looking. Oh, man. I'm telling you, man. Golf courses. Golf course. What about golf course? That's where they hide. That's why I'm there almost every day looking for the real killer. And the toy is hanging out on the 19th hole. Yeah. And in the clubhouse. I wouldn't. At happy hour. That's right. Interesting. Not in this ball washer. That's right. On to the next one. Okay. Gotta keep looking true.
Don't stop till you get enough. Don't stop. Don't stop till you get enough. That's right. Come on. Wait, OJ. This doesn't work weird. Arturo Fuentes is on the line. Hey, what's up, Mike? What's up, dude? Hey, I just wanted to give a plug to P1's site and point out that in the short time the site's been around, the message board has almost 33,000 posts now. That's pretty amazing, man. I just wanted to point that out for any P1s who are looking for a place to discuss the show actively because there's actually a message board there specifically dedicated to daily threads regarding the discussion of today's show. Nice. Yeah. Nice. P1's site's cool. Thank you, man. No problem. Eddie had to use body wash this morning, he was telling me, instead of a bar of soap. He's a bar of soap guy, Eddie. Well, yeah, I'm a traditionalist. I'm old school. What brand? Well, it's changed since I've been married. And I love it. What did you used to use? I used to use ivory soap. Got it. And now we use...
Which they say is the cleanest, most purest soap, Ivory. There you go. And now we use that Dove, I think. Yes. Dove. Softer. I guess. It doesn't matter to me. So you are out of the Dove. Yeah, which I don't do the shopping, so I didn't know that. It's fine. She's fine. She's going to pick some up today. Okay. And so I had to use my... It sounds fine. It's fine. It's fine. I'm not mad. I'm not mad. It's fine. Don't put that on me, man. I'm not mad. I'm not mad. It's fine. It sounds like it's fine. So it sounds fine. It's fine. You're not that. No way. It's not a big deal. Not at all. Anyway. Okay. So I had to use my wife's body wash today. What kind? I have no idea. You do not know. I have no idea. I just, I saw, it's got those little granules in it. Right, right, right. You know, to like scrub you. That's right. They clean you up. Yes. Hey, man, listen.
I don't know what I'm doing with this stuff. I put it in my hand and washed my body with it. That's how Rob uses it. I don't think it is. I don't even feel like I showered today. I don't feel clean. You don't get the lather unless you have the loofah. There was a bit of a lather. I don't know how many times I have to correct Ashley on this. You gotta get the loofah. Eddie, don't get a loofah. Yes, get a loofah. Well, I'm never going to use it again, so we don't have to worry about it. All right, well, let me explain to people. A loofah is a very hard item that is used to exfoliate your skin. Unlike a soap sponge, which you could get at any drugstore. which is what you put these liquid soaps in and lather them up to use. That's what I use. I finally found one in black so I could feel masculine. So you're saying that's not a lupa? That is not called a lupa. How do you know? Well, because I'll tell you why I know.
I'll tell you why now. Guy wears moisturizer. I think he knows. Wow. Shot at Mike. That wasn't a shot? First break of the morning. You look great with it. Thank you, Rob. Wow. Sorry, Mike. Anyhow. You got tight skin, Mike. I'm listening to you. I'm loving you. Very, very soft. Alabasta. Gorgeous, gorgeous. I love to rub my cheek against yours. Yeah, man. That's weird. Hey, dude, you like a china doll, Rob. Don't make me gay. But a loofah is a very hard item that you use and you scrub to exfoliate. That's what a loofah is. And very incorrectly, people make the mistake of calling those body sponges loofahs. But they are very different. In fact, if people go to a drugstore today and they say, can you give me a loofah? They're going to sell you an item.
that you're going to take home and you're going to be in a bit of pain when you start scrubbing yourself on your body. You sound very matter-fact, so I guess I'll believe you, but I've always known the sponge to be known as a loofah. Eddie, why are women this way? Why do women refuse? I've known this for four years. They can't be corrected, women. You just can't hear me. That is true. You cannot correct a woman. A woman is always right and refuses to say... I didn't know that. That's really interesting. Thank you. They're both right. Yes. Yes, that's right. But okay. Women don't like to do that. Not at all. That's what she's doing. Mikey Show. No, not really. She just said, oh, okay. She said, I don't really believe that, but okay. Instead of going, oh, cool. I didn't know that. Thank you for the information. Thank you for the information. When you think something your whole entire life, it takes a second to absorb it when somebody's telling you something different. Yes, when you're a woman. She took a second. When you're a woman. Oh, give me a break. When you're anybody. Skye, how many times have you heard me say to you? How many times have you heard me say to you, I didn't know that. I was wrong.
See, I'm... See, she won't even admit to that. I know it. She won't even give you that. No, because you're a different kind of person. You weren't listening at the end of the show yesterday. You're a different kind of person. That is accurate. Well, no, you trust what other people say over you because you know you got memory issues. No. What does it have to do with information? Sky, is that what you think, honestly? Is that why you think I say... That's foolish. Is that why you think I go sometimes? Hey, I didn't know that. Cool, thank you. You think it's because I have memory issues and I'm like, I better go with that because I don't know. Is that why you thought I did that? Well, I think in lots of cases, yeah. No, what happens is... You defer to us because we don't remember stuff. Maybe we're talking about different things. You're awful. Why does that make me awful? It's not true. I appreciate... It's not true. It's a Richard Dreyfuss poster, dude. Hang on. That's not even close to what we're talking about. That's not a question of right or am I right or am I wrong? I went, I did that? Called that poster Richard Dreyfuss when it's Daniel Day-Lewis? Or, I mean, you guys have been calling that Richard Dreyfuss when it's Daniel Day-Lewis? I don't remember that. Right. That's different than am I right or am I wrong? Ladies, all the ladies out there. This one goes out to all the ladies. Thank you. The ladies. Yeah.
Have a little bit of a tough time with it. Admitting that I'm wrong. Have a tough time with that. In fact, yesterday when Skye was wrong about this Dave Matthews thing, she got so mad. Like it wasn't even fun. It was like, and that's not just her. Women will do this. When women are wrong, they get angry. But you were wrong too. You said 30%. I said 85%. Oh, for goodness sake, Skye. Did you bring him in today? Yes. How much percent? I don't know. Skye. I almost forgot. I grabbed him this morning. I'll tell you this. I don't remember. I don't remember. I believe that you're right. I believe that you're right. But you know that my argument. You know this right now. My argument with the how many Dave Matthews albums does Skye have. Yeah. What it was about was Sky don't have no 80% of Dave Matthews albums. You made the 30% claim prior to me saying anything. I said you have 30% of Dave Matthews albums. Yeah, you basically called me out and I was like, no, I think it's closer to like 85%. So who was closer? I don't know. We've got to go through them. Okay. Zeth says there are...
20 albums, like 19 albums, 27 live albums. And you can't include bootlegs because that's not a Dave Matthews album. That's an illegal bootleg. It's a piece of piracy, as it were. But we should do that later in the show. Yes, we will. When we're back to who was listening to that yesterday. Tonight on TV, there's something kind of important going on. It's going to be on KUSI, Channel 10. It's going to be like a simulcast. KPBS, KUSI, Channel 10, Channel 4, the Time Warner Cable Channel, and something else. And it's called Crystal Darkness. It's all about meth. And it's going to be on tonight. And from what I've heard, it's real gritty, and it's shocking, and a little scary. True. It's a documentary, and it's on tonight at 7 o'clock on the stations that I just mentioned. Those are the ones that I know for sure. And I'm waiting to hear back from someone to find out if there's more. But anyway, everybody knows that crystal's a big problem in San Diego. And so if you know somebody that's using crystal, or if you're using crystal, or if you know anybody that's using crystal, or if you think crystal's a problem in your neighborhood, and it doesn't matter if you live in Fairbanks Ranch, it is.
Doesn't matter where you are, it's a problem. It might be a kind of cool thing to watch tonight. On the show today, we're going to do something called The Lyrical Gangsta. So if you like lyrics to songs, this is for you. You'll love it. We're also going to do Sean TV. So Sean will tell us about a new TV show that we've never heard of. Got a good one today. Okay. Yes. He's convinced me on some show called Jail. That sounded interesting. It's a great show. The last one he did did not sound interesting. Well, that is not nice. Oh, goodness. What was the last one called, Sean? It was called Bargain Hunt, Mike. It's a British program. It's on BBC. Yes, BBC America. BBC America, and it's on three times a day, 2, 2, 30, and 4. Here we go. And, you know, it's a game show that is unlike any other game show. All right. Oh, I got another fact about it. Sean's description of it is four minutes of our lives we'll never get back. That's another fact about that show. Wow. Since we're talking facts about the show. Yeah, okay. No. Not good.
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What do you call it? The stockings, too? I'll kind of rearrange those a little bit, try to get those just right. I do do that with my Christmas tree ornaments. You do? Where if I feel that an ornament that I really enjoy isn't getting a proper viewing angle, I will move it and make sure that it's in a good spot. Oh, yeah. What is a good spot? Like, what do you like? Like, right in the front of the tree, you know, sort of eye level. And it's got to be on a good branch. Yeah, well, yeah. You can't have no sagging branch. Come on. Now, what constitutes a good branch? Just a real strong, sturdy branch. Well, you know, sometimes you'll hang it up and it will completely lean like all the way down. The weight of the ornament will take it. Right. So it's got to be, you know, it's got to stay exactly where the branch is. There's no movement at all. Scott, you got Christmas decorations up? No, we're lagging. And I should say holiday decorations. This guy says holiday decorations. She'll get her menorah up and all that. Well said. That's right. What do you have? Your Kwanzaa tree. Well, yeah. It's no secret that the Boo is very anal. The Boo is her husband, by the way. Anal about certain things. And Christmas decorations is one of the things. Like, every year, I'm in charge of decorating the tree. But then he will come and rearrange all of the ornaments.
Really? Yeah. And then besides that, we just have some little mini trees we'll put on the dining table. And then we have a little crystal nativity set we put out. You have a crystal nativity set? Yeah. You guys have a nativity? Yeah. Why would you have a nativity set? You know what that is? Yeah. Little baby Jesus and Mary and Papa Jesus. That's right. Well, what's the dude's name? Joseph. Joseph. Yeah, there's a lady, a dude, and a baby. Papa Jesus is a pizza company. Holy as pizza in town. Garlic dip. I never knew what that dude's name is. Joseph? That pizza's divine. Thank you. Papa Jesus. That was the worst. That's Joseph. That's Joseph. And the three dudes. Do you have the wise men? Yeah. Do you have the three wise men? No, I just got the mom. You have to have the three wise men. I got the mom, the baby, and the dude. Yeah, you got to have the wise men. You got to have the three wise men in a TV show without them. Well, it was a gift. I don't know. But, well, Skye, how would you describe yourself? Like if somebody says, well, what religion are you? That's...
It would be like an hour to discuss that. Yeah, because you don't have a quick answer, though. No, like I wouldn't call myself an atheist, but at the same time, I'm not affiliated with any sort of religion. So I don't really know what the answer is. But you have the nativity. Now, why do you have the nativity? And what do you put it up? It was given to me as a gift. And it goes in the box with all the other holiday decorations. And I like to decorate my house for the holidays. So it's one of the holiday decorations. It's real pretty. It's crystal. And when the light hits it. It's very pretty. Yeah, it's pretty. Well, that's cool. That's a Christmas decoration. Well, it definitely is. 100%. Technically, yeah. We're going to have to even it out then. We should get her a nice menorah to put up. I would definitely put that up. What do you mean? What? Samples are pretty? Well, yeah, but that does have a very... It's a religious symbol. It's not a pretty decoration. But isn't the nativity scene a religious symbol as well? You know, listen, I would say this. I have problems. As a Christian...
I think it's kind of neat that you have the nativity. I kind of do. Like, I think it's nice. And I certainly am not offended by it. I can't speak for the Jewish community. But I think that that, like, the nativity, I don't really see as something that we, like, do this specific thing with. And you, like, light the candles on the menorah. Like, and it has a very specific meaning and stuff. For me. The nativity is really cool because, like, we showed Jake and everything, and we're like, look, that's baby Jesus. Hey, that's one of the wise men. And so, like, we go through that process, and it's real cool for us. Right. But the menorah, man, you're, like, lighting that sucker, and you're, like, doing stuff with it. Yeah, I don't know if I'd light it. Well, I don't know. You were so offensive. How is that offensive? That could be taken. Any sort of holiday decoration I'll put in my house. Like, I'm not going to describe it. Well, we should ask Crush It, because Crush It's a Jew. We can ask him, like, hey, what is the Jewish stance on this? Is it bad if you have a menorah? I don't know. I'm not Jewish. Yeah, I don't know either.
But I think that maybe getting that like as if it were a Z Gallery candle holder and lighting. No, I said I wouldn't light it. You would not light it. No. How come? Well, because I don't I don't know. It's too expensive. The wax will burn and then you have to replace them. Well, I don't know the protocol. And for some reason, I mean, I don't really know anything about that. Because you're supposed to light a candle on a certain night. If you're Jewish. Right. That's why I wouldn't light it because I wouldn't want to be disrespectful. But you want it because why? I said if someone gave it to me as a gift. I'm not saying I'm going to go purchase one. But if somebody gave it to me as a gift, I'd put it out with my holiday decorations. See, now that's the deal. Nobody's going to give her a menorah. No. You know what I mean? Well, someone gave me a nativity set. Right, right, right. And that's why I thought it was a little bit different. Like the nativity set. I don't know, dude. I could even see getting you a nativity set because I would want to be like, hey, this would be a nice thing for her to put in her house. But the menorah, I don't know about. I don't know. Who's got her for Secret Santa? I'm all over it, dude. Nice. I don't discriminate in my holiday decorations. He won Spider-Man. Hey, yeah, I hate saying it, but I actually side with Skye on this one. There's not really anything offensive about putting up a menorah. Are you Jewish?
Yes, I am. So it's okay then to have a menorah and even light it? Sure, why not? I mean, it's nice that she's even acknowledging it. The only thing is Hanukkah's over, so there'd be no point anyways. When did Hanukkah end? Yesterday, actually. When does it begin? It began nine days ago. Eight crazy nights. Eight crazy nights. And do the kids get a gift every night? Yeah. Parents want to give them a gift every night. That's really cool, man. That's really cool. Now, on Christmas Day, do Jews do anything differently, or it's just another day? Just another day, or go celebrate with people who celebrate it or whatever, but we don't really celebrate it. Right. There you go. Hey, thank you for the call. Love you guys. Sky, you're good. You can even light it if you want to, according to that guy. Let's not have him speak for the entire Jewish community. I'm offended and I'm not even Jewish. But are you offended by the nativity scene? A little. I'll be honest with you, a little bit. What is it, Eddie? Tell me where your stance is. To me...
You know, my nativity scene is more than a decoration. Right. You know, to me, it means something. It reminds me what we're really celebrating. I mean, I'm Catholic. It's a big deal for me. And so for Skye to say... I hope I didn't make it sound like I don't care about it. Did I? I hope I didn't. When you say it's more to me, it's not just about a decoration. I'm talking about what Skye said. Okay, okay. Because what Skye, you know, Skye is a decoration for her. And it's more than that. And so that's why I'm a little offended. Now, the Jewish guy, he says it doesn't make any difference. You know, I mean, it's kind of cool that you're putting it in there, whatever. I wonder how people feel about that. Like wreaths, do they have any significance? Are they tied into it at all? Are they? Yeah. Is a wreath pagan? Come on. So is a Christmas tree. A Christmas tree is pagan, too? Yeah. So does that mean if you're a Christian, you shouldn't have a Christmas tree? It's a pagan. It derives from a pagan ritual. We are learning a lot here today. Oh, my goodness. When we come back, we've got a lot of stuff for you. First of all, I have some of the most compelling audio. I haven't heard it yet, but I know that just by looking at it, it's going to be pretty crazy. A kid in Arkansas, five years old, shot and killed a 400-pound bear. Whoa.
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A frog. Sean. Most of you listening right now, I don't like you. Okay, wait. I don't like you very much. Boston Rob. You guys know that if I don't write stuff on my hand, I'm an idiot. And Ashley. Just because I like oyster stuffing does not mean that I am an oyster. You keep saying it, oyster, but you know the real deal. The Mikey Show's on. Top of the morning to ya. Rock 105.3. Welcome back. It's 7 o'clock. The citizens of Petrero voted yesterday to recall five board members who approved the Blackwater plans. Falcons coach Bobby Petrino stuns the NFL by resigning and taking the Arkansas head coaching job. P1 Mad Dog. Hey, this is P1 Mad Dog, and I was just calling about the menorah thing. I'm not Jewish personally, but I have a few Jewish friends, and the whole religion is about tradition.
And rules and things you have to do when you're Jewish. And I don't know if they would admit to being offended by someone that isn't Jewish lighting a menorah or just having it. But they would think it's a little odd. A little odd. Everybody's a little odd. You know? Everybody's a little weird. True. My brother. Thank you for the call. I had a brother. uh, that is, uh, a brother that's atheist. And when he got married, he researched all of these different religions and he incorporated them all into his marriage. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. So when he tied the knot, he broke a glass, you know, under a, under a, like a, you know, like a cloth. And I think they said, you know, whatever you say when you do that, you know, they did all kinds of different ones, different religions. Tied into the marriage. So they could experience them all. So it was more about the tradition of the marriage than like the beliefs. Exactly. Not sure how I feel about that either. I'm telling you. I mean, some people could get, you know, pretty offended. Because, you know, religion, you could get offended by it. It's the deal. There is a five-year-old in Arkansas who has just killed a 400-pound bear. Wow.
And I don't really know the details, so let's find out. Cut 14. He's just five years old, and Trey Merritt has one heck of a shot and one heck of a story. I was up in the stand, and I seen the bear. It came from the thicket, and it was beside the road, and I shot it. Trey's grandfather was in the stand with him at the time, but says Trey did it all by himself. Tenth great-grandfather was Davy Crockett, and Davy supposedly killed him a bear when he was three, and Trey's five. But he really killed a bear. I really doubt that Davy killed one when he was three. So it's just absolutely amazing. Yeah, Cesar Chavez was my great-grandfather. Davy Crockett was his... Oh, really? Whatever. His daddy's Wyatt Earp. Yeah, so he's a good shot. He's a really good shot. He's the fastest gun in the West. That's right. He's already killed a couple other kids in duels. Shot an Indian in the head from 50 yards. That's right. That's pretty impressive. Brought a buffalo home just last week. Right. Are you guys ready to do it?
Yeah. Let's do it up. Sean likes watching his TV. Whatever Sean likes sounds good to me. Whatever Sean likes, well, you know that it might be not as gay as something. Watch by Mikey when he's watching. You know he's standing up. This is Sean TV. Bill Town. I'll do that. Sean. What did you say? I just said something in support of Sean. Hi. Sean TV is... A segment where we turn the show over to Sean to introduce us to a new television show. Probably a great television show that we're not watching. Nope. They always are. Eddie, let me put it to you in this way. Let's see if Sean TV has what they call legs, okay? Let's see if we will continue to do Sean TV here on The Mikey Show. Come on. Hopefully, I am lucid.
During this segment. Hopefully I'm captivated. I'm compelled. And hopefully whatever show Sean is about to tell us about holds our attention in some way. Because last week, Eddie, I'm going to be honest with you. Snooze Fest. Wow. That is totally uncultuous. It is a little offensive. Because I think Sean turned me on to a new form of entertainment. Have you watched that TV program he told us about last week that I don't remember the name of? Bargain Hunt! It's called Bargain Hunt on BBC America. Have you watched it? I have not, but I forgot about it, and now that I remembered, I will absolutely go home today and check it out. I see. I see. If Sean says it's good, then I'm going to give it a shot. Sean, what show are you going to be telling us about today? Today, Mikey, we're going to talk about a show called The Bad Girls Club. Shut up! Oh, no. What network? I agree with you, Mike. Wait a second. I haven't even started yet. What network, Sean? It's a really good show. It's on the Oxygen Network. What is that? What do you mean, what is that? I don't know what that is. You don't know what OTV is? No, I've never watched that ever. It's a network for women. For women? Then why are Sean watching it? It's by Oprah Winfrey. Oh, that can't be true. Is that the truth, Sean? It's true.
You watching Network Oprah started? I will never watch that. You will watch it once you hear what's going on with this show. All right. Calm down. Say the name of it again. I already forgot. It's called the Bad Girls Club. The Bad Girls Club. And what they do is they get several bad girls and put them all in a house just to see what happens. There's really no other point to the show. They are. And you're telling me that they are just regular girls. They're not celebrities. They are not celebrities. They are, you know, they have issues, problems, just like all of us do. Why don't I let the girls tell you a little something about themselves? Okay. Let me tell y'all something. The shoe bag girl, she don't start nothing. She waits till you start. And then she pops off. and that's me there's all kinds of bad girls you have the trashy bottom of the barrel tramp bad girl and then you have the classy sexy bad girl which is me i'm a stripper if you have a problem with me on that sole basis then you can really go off every time that i drink i do some stupid skank stuff like make out with some girls uh made out with a dog it's like i'm possessed by the devil i have busted upside the head with beer bottles
I've stabbed people. You pulling out your gun, I'm pulling out mine, too. Oh, wow. Wow, that, uh... Honey, wake Jacob. Let's, uh... Set your T-Vos. Yeah, yeah, let's start a fire and, you know, in the fireplace and make some cocoa. Curl up to the TV. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wake all the kids. Get all the kids up. Family time. Family time. Just have everybody come over and watch some TV. So, one of the girls in the house, her name is Tanisha. She's African-American. She's overweight. And one of the other girls, Darlene, decided to call her a fat bee. Uh-oh. Now, question. Yeah. Now, will Tanisha talk about sex with animals, or is that just the first one? No, that was just the first one. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. I don't know. I thought it was good enough for you. No, no, no. Let me just mark the time. Well, but I think he means because you made out with the dog. It's not much different. Why would they bring that up? It's my bad. Well, I mean, one shouldn't point fingers at somebody else for something that they've done themselves. It just doesn't make much sense.
But didn't that girl say that she had sex with a dog? No, she said she made out. No, she did not say that. She said she kissed the dog on the mouth. She said she kissed the dog. Kissed the dog on the mouth. Well, that's fine. I mean, even I've done that. Oh, no. Come on, everybody. Granted, I was seven years old and trying to figure out what it was like to kiss somebody, but... Yes. And, hey, listen, I also appreciate the opportunity to be able to talk about it again. I know, because you love to. Because it's always good to shine a light, you know. I didn't want to bring it up. I didn't want to bring it up. On a topic. You couldn't wait to bring it up. What? Well, right now, let me tell you something. I was asked about it. Right now, Skye looks like she just got out of a week-long spa and resort. Like, she's so refreshed. Oh. Like, it's Christmas morning for her. She just ran down the stairs. That's right. Yay! Go ahead, Sean. Tell me, set up the next clip one more time. Tanisha. So, Tanisha, she's overweight. Right. And this other girl called her a fat B, and here's what happened. You know what? This isn't the bad mother's club, is it? This is the bad girl. Point blank. Yes, I'm big. Yes, I'm fat. P-H-A-T, pretty hot.
and so damn thick. I will f***ing hurt that little Twizzler spaghetti straight. I will hurt her bad. I can picture Sean laughing just hysterically as he watches. Kicking my little feet in the air, clapping my little hands together. It's the Bad Girls Club. It's on Oxygen on Tuesday night. Wow. It's called Sean TV. And all right, maybe we'll give it another shot. We'll do it again. We'll do it again. That was kind of fun. Lyrical Gangsta is next. Oh, wow. We're on a roll. Yeah, 570-1053 if you want to play Lyrical Gangsta. Now, let me be clear with you. Break it down. You must. and I mean must, know the lyrics to songs. If you're the type of person that goes, oh, I just listened to the song for the music. I don't care what they're saying. This game's not for you. However, if you're one of these people that sings along to everything on the radio and you love the words to songs, 570-1053. Eddie, what is up for grabs today? We got tickets to the Gary Hoey concert next week.
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Past Jackson Drive, then again down past this accident and toward the 5. Elsewhere, we're accident-free but busy out of the South Bay. Two-hour border wait now at San Isidro. Once you're past that, 54 to Harbor Drive is where the 5 slows. Northbound 805 E Street now off and on to University. More activity in the Triangle now as you head from Claremont Mesa Boulevard and up toward the 52. 52 is busy up the hill out of Santee. And southbound on the 15 slow and go there from the 78 down toward Felicita. I'm Jeff Daly with traffic on San Diego's Rock Station, Rock 105.3. Hey, Shannon, are you there? Yes, I am. Good morning. Shannon, tell me about your Mossy Toyota experience. You know, I actually had been in a car accident in the beginning of October, and so I was completely not looking forward to buying a new car. And I went down to Mossy, and the people were just so wonderful. I, you know, had no clue what I wanted, because I didn't really want anything. And they just were so patient and so kind, and they...
And I got a new, a brand new 2008 RAV4, which I'm just in love with. Nice. When did you get it? About two or three weeks ago, I think. Does it still smell like a new car inside? It does, and I got leather seats in it. Nice. So it's super exciting. I've never had leather seats before. That is so cool. They were so, so nice. And when we were doing the negotiations, the general manager came over and talked to us. He actually told me I was getting a honey-baked ham of a deal. So that was kind of messed me up in the middle of negotiations. I'm laughing Mike, you know. Yes. Skye doesn't have her headphones on right now, but trust me, she would appreciate it. She would definitely appreciate it. Well, they're all fans of the Mikey Show down there, and that's what that is about. And that's really cool. I appreciate the phone call, Shannon. Thank you very much for calling in. Oh, thank you very much for... being you and for sponsoring them because it was wonderful cool shannon thank you thank you so much thanks it's mossy toyota mission bay drive and pb podcasting from the cricket wireless studios are we like in fifth grade right now the mikey show continues with mikey i consider myself the perfect mexican wow eddie i love christmas i i have no
problem admitting when I'm wrong. I'm just rarely wrong. Sean, you know I'm terrible at getting gifts. Yes. Boston Robb. That sounded hard. And Ashley. I don't get along very well. I don't think with like normal boring people. Oh, come on. Wait a minute. It's the Mikey Show on The Rock. Welcome back. It is 7-19. Britney Spears is finally scheduled to give her deposition under oath today in the custody fight over her two boys. Okay, there's a new wrinkle in the Spygate scandal. Reports are the Jets were taping the Patriots last year. Come on. Really? Wow. Come on. Are you kidding me? But they're saying. Bunch of punks. Oh. Oh, well, I just.
Wait a minute, though, Boston Rob. You guys were doing that, too, remember? No. Now, the Mikey Show presents the search for the truth behind the words and the logic behind the lyrics. It's time to play Lyrical Gangster. Love the Lyrical Gangster. Eddie, we got three different things that people can win today, right? That is correct. We got tickets to Gary Hoey's concert next week. We have a monster ballad Christmas, which is, you know, like 80s hair bands singing Christmas songs, which we'll play for you guys a little later. And then we got my Christmas compilation CD with all the great Rankin Bass, Peanuts, Christmas holiday specials, The Grinch, all that good stuff. Eddie loves those songs, and he put together his own little mix at home. And we're going to give it to you because it's a cool little mix. And there's not very much time left before Christmas.
Get in while the getting's good. You know it. All right, let's play some lyrical gangsta. This is P1 Smalls. Are you there, Smalls? Yeah, yeah. All right, dude. Do you know lyrics to songs? Yes. Okay, good. Got to trust you on this one. Are you ready to play? Yeah. Here we go. Your first question is, in the song Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake, what will he let you do if he misbehaves? Oh, no. He will let you whip him. I'm sorry, dude. P1 Joe is next. Joe? Yeah, I'm here. How you feeling? Feeling good. All right, dude. You ready to play Lyrical Gangsta? Yep. Here we go. There's something wrong with the computer. Oh, no. What? There's something wrong with the computer. Every time I'm hitting buttons, they're not going off. I'm having to hit them like three or four times.
And I don't know if Shauna's listening, our program director. But we're trying to do a radio show. What? We're trying to do a radio show. Huh? And I've talked about it before. And I don't really know what to do. Because the problem is they're going to come in here and they're going to go, Oh, no, it's working. Look. And it'll work. And then it won't work. And then it'll work. And, you know, like we just have to get something. Let's go back to real to real. Yeah. That was more reliable. It worked. It was more reliable. All right, let's try this again. Oh, there we go. Okay, your question is, in the song Girls Just Want to Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper, what does her father yell? I don't know. That was an easy one. He yells, what you gonna do with your life? That's right, it was Lou Albano, wasn't it? That's right, Captain Lou. That's right. The rubber bands hanging from the face. That is the truth. P1, Jimi Hendrix is on the line. Oh, he's got it. Well, duh. Jimi Hendrix, you ready? Yes, sir. All right, dude. Your question is, in the song Our House by Madness, where is our house located? Oh, bro, in the middle of the street. You got that, buddy. That is correct. Put him on the phone.
There you go. Nice one. Hang on the line. Now we are cooking with gas. Yeah, I like it. I'm in. I'm in. That's cooking good looking. Wait. That's what I'm saying. Do you want short beans? Yes, I am. Are you ready to play? I sure am. Here we go. Your question is, in the song What I Got by Sublime, he doesn't get angry when his mom does what? That's right. That's right. It is. Hang on the line. We're on a roll. We're on a roll. I love it. P1 Monica. I'm here. You ready to play Lyrical Gangston? Yes, I am. Let's do it. Your question is, in the song Every Rose Has Its Thorn by Poison, what does every cowboy sing? A sad, sad song. You got that right. Three for three. Yeah. Well done. Hang on the line. We're getting them now. Oh, I love it. P1 Big Mike.
What's up, Mikey? Dude, don't ruin it, man. No pressure. No pressure, but don't mess this up. Are you ready to play, bro? I'm ready. Here we go. In the song I Remember You by Skid Row, what did he wake up to the sound of? A pouring rain. Well done, Big Mike. Fantastic. He won Brian. Yeah. Ready to play? Yeah, absolutely. Here's your question. Okay. In the song Come On, Feel the Noise by Quiet Riot, what are we going to get at Wild Wild? There it is. Nice. I say, not bad. I think they did pretty good. Got to take a quick time out. When we come back, wait until I tell you what Tom Cruise is demanding of his wife. He's making demands, and she's not going for it.
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Eat. I become a different person. Sky. Yes, I'm not the only liberal person in the world. Sean. I routinely obsess about the cleanliness of my windshield. Boston Rob. I have this when emerging from the 805 to the 8. You're afraid that it'll collide? Yes. And Ashley. Hygiene is very, very, very important to me. The Mikey Show's on. Something supernatural is going on. Rock 105.3. Welcome back to the Mikey Show. It's 732 and apparently Tom Cruise believes that Katie Holmes should change her name to Katie Cruise. Kate. Kate Cruise. What? Which is interesting because he calls her Kate. And her friends might even call her Kate. But professionally, she's gone by the name Katie Holmes. Right.
He wants her to change it to Kate Cruz. He prefers it. He prefers it. And what's the deal? So he is... Yeah, well, according to sources, this is something that Tom Cruise has wanted for her from the beginning of their marriage. And it's something that they have disagreed about in the past, but it's really escalating, according to sources. Oh, yeah. Kate Cruz. This is something that they're now actually starting to fight about. Oh, yeah. Physically, like they're getting into fisticuffs over it? She won. Oh, she towers over easily. She killed them. It's not fair. She has a longer reach. And I guess on their Christmas cards, their holiday cards, it was signed Kate. So, we'll see. Well, I've seen, I've actually seen scanned autographs that she's given to people. She signs a Kate. Does she? Yeah. Signs a Kate Holmes. Kate Holmes. Interesting. Yeah. So I think she goes by Kate. It's like Robert De Niro. Most people know him as Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby De Niro. Bobby De Niro. Bobby De Niro. Mikey, I was shopping this weekend for Christmas and I got real irritated. I buy my sister a present every year and every year she returns whatever I get her.
It doesn't matter what it is. She does that with her birthday gifts, too. She thinks we don't know, but we all know she does it. What is the point? I don't know why I'm even wasting my time. Should I just give her cash and say, what the heck with it? What's the fun in that? I ended up not buying anything. Let me know what you think I should do, signed P1JROCK. So, let me understand. He gets the sister, and it doesn't matter if she likes it or if she doesn't like it. She just automatically takes it back. Sounds that way. No matter what. It's just strange because, like, maybe J-Rock... Now, here's the deal. Some people will buy gifts, right? And they buy what they would like. Could be very well that J-Rock's a terrible gift giver, and they don't like...
And his sister doesn't like what she's getting. But everybody in the family thinks this way? So everybody that gets her something, she takes back. That's what he said, right? It's impossible that everyone is a bad gift giver. Right. It's impossible. She just may... It's impossible! That's her thing. So her thing just may be... Some people are like that. Some people just take it back no matter what. Yeah, like Rachel and Friends, that episode when she took, like, it's, like, well-known that she takes back every one of Ross's gifts no matter what. Ross's gifts. That's my first point. That she would prefer. Ashley's listening to a delay. You know? That was. Yeah. I'm going to wait for her to catch up. That's not this. Eddie says it's not one bad gift giver. Everybody in this girl's family says she returns everything. I understand. I don't watch Friends. What was it, Rachel? Yeah, that's how Rachel was. It didn't matter what the deal was. Whoever gave Rachel a gift, she took it back. Well, I think that it's a type of person more than a type of gift. I feel like it's the type of person that you are. You're the type of person that you're going to pretty much return anything anyone buys you. Because you know that you'd be able to pick something better out for yourself.
I have never run into this individual, but apparently they exist. What are you doing, Eddie? It's garbage! I sometimes worry about the gifts that I give Skye. And I don't know that she does this. She may not do it at all. But for some reason, I really get concerned. I think it's because she's talked about re-gifting things and having this gift closet and stuff like that. I picture when I'm buying her something... going into that closet and, like, never being seen again. And I go to my, like, I have this worry about her. I don't know if she does, if she returns stuff or not. I don't know. Well, you've seen her. Like, haven't you given her stuff that she'll wear? Yes. Yes. So you know she's in it. Not everything. But there are times when I feel like, oh, man, she's going to re-gift this. Me too. You feel that way when you give something to Sky? Uh-huh. Well, see, I'm trying to think back of the stuff I've given to Sky, and I've seen her wear it. Like I gave her the I love Jim from the office t-shirt and I've seen her wear it. I put a lot of thought in this guy's gifts because I feel like if I don't get the right gift, she might never use it. Well, I gave you a Nordstrom card one time and you use that because you told me. That's money though. That's like giving them money. You know, of course they're going to use that. But there's probably, I mean, I don't want to speak for you. So I don't know that you do this or not. That's probably been gifts that you take back.
Well, there's one thing I know I took back. But most stuff from you guys I keep. What did you take back? I don't want to say. I don't want to say. That's not cool. If it's mine, I can take it. If it's mine, I can take it. I can take it. It's okay. We can all take it. Yeah, we can take it. Except for Rob. Rob can't take it. He's never gotten hurt. He's never gotten hurt. He'll be really upset. Rob would have to get me something for me to take it back. My stuff's handmade, so if you took it back, that'd be weird. But no, I don't do that. I mean... What did you take back? My feelings won't be hurt. I'll be fine. My money's on Ashley. It's a learning experience. My money's definitely on me. It's a learning experience because then we go, okay, well... It was just one thing, and it was a small thing. It was part of my birthday gift this year from Mike. Oh! What did I do? What did I do? Terrible. I loved everything that you gave me because you gave me a whole bunch of cool home decor stuff, like these cool candlesticks and these cool things. You put decorative things and picture frames, all that stuff on point. But then there was a box of like...
blue plastic gems that you would maybe put in the base of like a vase that had fake flowers or like a decorative thing and i just don't really have any blue i would you know and see that makes so i returned that and got another picture frame for myself that makes sense like i think that's uh yeah yeah but everything else i was fully in on see that we worry for no reason wait wait yes that is not that's not like I don't like this. No. It's like, this doesn't match. Right. So I got to go get something that does. What this person's emailing sounds like any of that stuff that she would have got, she would have taken back and picked something for herself. Right. Which, to me, I mean, that's like, that ruins the entire spirit of the gift. And I want to know, like, what... what's going on with these people? Like, do they return it and then immediately purchase stuff? Or do they return everything for store credit and then spend it throughout the year? Like, oh, if I need a new pair of jeans, I already have, like, I wonder what the... I just think they want their own thing. Can you do that? Sure. Yeah, you get store credit and then you just hold on to it. I think that's good. I think that's kind of... Smart? I mean, but I wanted to ask you guys, and please, 570-1053, if someone can answer this question,
What is that psychology? What is that psychology? Because if they're returning every item, like no matter what, they're taking it back. What is that? That's crazy! Because it tells me that there's potentially something that they actually like, but they won't do it. They're taking it back. What is that about? If you're the person that no matter what, you return everything. I want to know. To me, I think if they didn't choose it, it's not for them. So it's a gift, but you know what? I didn't pick this, so it's not something I would have picked. I have to pick something for myself. I have a theory. Go ahead, Ashley. My theory is that I think they want the gift to be like... like get the money's worth, I guess. And so if the person purchased like a $50 gift for them and they aren't going to really use it that much, they want to make sure the money's being spent well. So why not exchange it for something they know they would use every day? No, but did you hear the thing? Did you hear the thing I said about what that person's got to be getting something that they would use, but there's, they will not do it. You know what I'm saying? Like why? Who, what is that about? What's in that psychology?
Like, for instance, Ash, let's say I give you... Let's say I give you an alarm clock. No, that's a bad example. Because alarm clocks are actually very personal. Toaster oven. Let's say I give you a toaster oven, and you actually... What color? Let's not say a toaster oven. Because I believe that that has a little... Number one piece is a toast. I get you, let's say I get you a nice, you don't have a camera, I give you a nice digital camera. Okay? And it's not one of those deals where you're like, I have a specific kind I like. Sweet. That's what we're talking about. Because that person would take it back. And you actually would need one. But the person would still take it back. What's up? Yeah. Why? What the hell are you doing? What are you doing? You need a digital. Or you could do like the year that I gave my brother Mark a digital camera. when digital cameras were first coming out, and he did not have a camera. And he took the camera and smiled and looked at it like it was a rock from the moon. No. Like, what? What is that? I said, Mark, that's a digital camera. They were new. They were new. What is that? What is a digital camera? They were new. This is when they were branded.
This is kind of expensive. This is where it first came out. I said, well, it doesn't use film. It uses a little memory card, and when you take the picture, you can download it right to your computer. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Bullets, Mike. Bullets. Bullets. Where do you put the bullets in it? Where do the bullets go? Just bullets. P1 Arena. Hi, I was just wondering, why don't people make lists for their Christmas or birthday presents? I'm against lists. And I was just forced to make one. Yeah, I was just forced to make one. Oh, I love shopping for Eddie because he does that wish list on Amazon.com and I love it. Awesome. Okay, let me explain Rena and you guys. Okay. I like them and I don't like them. All right. I like them because it makes it easy on me. That's why I do like them. I don't like them because it feels like an order has been placed.
That's why I don't like them. I'm like 50-50 on them. I love that you're going to be happy. That I am excited about. I'm excited about the fact that it's easy. I don't like that it's placing an order. I love them. With my family, we put out our Christmas lists. If there are certain people, I have no idea what to buy them. If I didn't have that list, I wouldn't know what to get them. So it's very helpful. I know my wife is saying that about me because she says I'm very hard to buy for. And so she was very happy about the list. But I'm a little wishy. Is that what you do, Rena? Do you do lists? Oh, yeah. Everybody in our family does lists. And actually, I have such a hard time with it. But I have to do it. And everyone in our family has to do it. And especially if you have someone in your family or a friend. that you think returns your gifts every time, then that should be mandatory. What is on your list this year? Actually, I haven't even gotten to make one. Really? Better get to it. Less than two weeks. Thank you very much for the call. Thanks. Eddie, what are some of the things on your list? I got, like, movies that I want, some video games that I want. Do you remember any specific? I put Assassin's Creed on there, the video game that we were talking about. Right.
I put the animated 1970 version of Lord of the Rings that I really want and The Hobbit. I really want those. And then I put the type of cargo shorts that I like. Just stuff like that. Sky, what's on your list? Ham. That's the list. There's only one item. One thing. I like ham. Sorry, Sky. Honey baked. I wanted a couple CDs this year. Dave Matthews? No, I want the soundtrack to Dirty Dancing. I don't. I'm just curious. You guys just missed that. I heard it. She wants the soundtrack to Dirty Dancing. I used to have it on cassette. Just download it. You have iTunes. I'm not so good with the iTunes iPod. What else?
And I want the Jason Bourne trilogy. Oh, nice. You don't have any of them? No, surprisingly no. Wow. Yeah. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Do you want to hear some things on my list? Oh, heck yeah, dude. Fascinating. A nice, huge, very large robe. Silk. What size? Big. Silk? What are we talking, flannel? No, I want like cotton. And I said that I would prefer a color other than white. I would like black, ideally.
Manly. Like a manly robe. I want my makeup to be in a very masculine black compact is what I want with skull and crossbones on it. That's really weird. I want socks. That's a great thing to have on your list. Every year, socks and underwear. My socks are a mess. Dude, you got to re-up on your socks like once a month. I'm telling you. What's a month? Rob gets new socks once a month. He won't wear washed socks. I hate washed socks. I'm dealing with it right now. I washed all my socks. I'm dealing with it right now. And it's not the same. There's something about new socks. I'm telling you. You're the king of Nigeria? Like, who does that? If I hit the lotto, new socks every day for me. Every day. That's really weird. New socks are the best. That's crazy. Really weird. I want a hand vac. I'm sorry? That's right. I want a hand vac. I love my hand vac. Yeah. We registered for that for our wedding, and it was my idea. Yeah. I love it. That's what I want. It's like a mini Dirt Devil thing? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's great. A mini mini. There's three different kinds of cologne I want. See, I put them on there. She can take a pic. Nice. That's it. Those are the only ones that would be interesting. You're going to give out what kind of cologne? I think I want a bike.
Oh, no. Super duper. That's nice. Oh, boy. Well, it can go with your tennis racket, your golf club. I want to use it every day. I'm sure you do. I still have a fish tank. Are we getting anybody calling that says that they're that person, Rob? Oh, I'm answering the phones. Oh, I'm just enjoying the show. P1 Beer Fest. Hey, how you doing? What's up, dude? To answer your psychology question, or a theory at least, It's usually when kids at a young age, they get really bad presents from their parents, such as hands and stuff like that. Right. So when you grow up, you just, by cause, just return everything you get. You don't mean to. You just do it. It's something stored in your hippocampus. In your hippocampus. That was what I was going to say. Well said. I was big man on hippocampus. Yowza. Well, listen. I certainly like your theory. Thank you very much. Thanks. P1 Penguin is on the line. Yes. Hi, guys. What's up?
My mom, she does that. She explained it where she just has a problem with shopping. It's just an excuse to shop. She appreciates that you got her the gift and it means a lot and stuff, but it just gives her another excuse to shop. She will actually buy stuff, keep it in her house for a couple of days, and she knows that she's going to just turn around and return it. She keeps the tags on everything. Wow. It's like gambling. She's a shopaholic. Yeah, it's like gambling. She just... She needs to go out, try stuff on, buy it, have bags in her hand. She always has to have bags in her hand. There was a lady on the TV show Intervention that that was her deal. She was a shopaholic. Oh, yeah, I think I saw that one. Wasn't she like an actress, like a former actress? I think so, yeah. She would be walking around with all the bags and stuff, and it made her feel good. She went poor because of it. Yeah, and it would make her feel good when she was in the act of carrying those bags around that had the names of the department stores on them. You know what I mean? Wow. I think people get addicted to the stores, too. I think people get addicted to, like, the smell. Right now, if you think about it, you can smell Nordstrom. If you think about it, you can imagine walking through the door and what it smells like when you walk into Nordstrom. Here's another one. If you think about it, you can imagine what it smells like when you walk into a Hallmark store. You know that smell. It's that overpowering Hallmark-y smell.
It's a mix of about a billion different things, but you know the smell of it. Oh, yeah. And I think people, their senses become all filled up with all of that. Chloe returns all her gifts. Oh. Whoa. Chloe, you there? Yes. You return everything. I do. I'm really, really bad. I have this problem since I was, I don't know, in high school. I'm 22 years old and... I mean, my parents, no one can buy me a thing because I return everything. I wonder now, if you were to be really honest about why you do it, what is it about? I always like to have new things. I think that's what it is. It's new. Yeah, I think that's new. No, no, no, no. But what I'm saying is the gift they gave you is new. Yeah, I know. It's either I already have it or it's not exactly to the T of what I wanted or I can't, you know, I can't figure out why I do it. I have a theory. I have a theory. I have a theory. My theory is it has something to do with individuality. And I think that it is a question of individuality. Were your parents very controlling when you were growing up?
Actually, no. My parents got divorced when I was four, and I lived with my mom my whole life, and she was the only one. I told her everything, and she always let me do what I wanted to do, and I grew up pretty good, I would say. See, because my thing that I was thinking was that it had to do with being an individual, and you're not going to tell me what I want. I want something different than what you want me to have. I want that. What I want is very unique and special and different and important. That's what I thought it could... I'm taking a stab in the dark here because there's psychology to it. Yeah, there's something there. To the person that takes back every single thing. Don't know what it is. Thank you for the call, Chloe. Thank you. Have a good day. You too. We got some good stuff audio-wise. I don't know if you guys remember the story of the chick that was kidnapped by her parents when she got pregnant. It was a story that we were talking about a lot last year. Well, apparently the chick that got kidnapped by her parents is talking about how she wants her parents to do time. And we have the audio next. Morning, family. This is The Mikey Show.
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Sean Kingston. Welcome back to the show. It is 8-0-1. According to jail officials, Kiefer Sutherland is keeping to himself and is getting tons of fan mail. Padres lost out on Japanese outfielder Fukuyomi to the Cubs, but they do sign a Japanese player. Second baseman... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cheaters Hotel is coming right up. Holy cow. This girl's name is Caitlin Kampf. She got kidnapped last year by her parents. Sky, why was she kidnapped by her parents?
Well, she was 19 years old, and she got pregnant and wanted to keep the baby. And she claims that her parents tied her up, shoved her in the car, and were trying to take her to New York to force her to get an abortion. Basically, she claims that her parents were upset and wanted her to get rid of the child due to the fact that the father of the baby was African American and in jail. No way. Wow. Of course, the parents say, you know, race played no part in that or whatever. So if her parents were to be convicted on the kidnapping charges, they could have faced seven and a half to 15 years in prison. It's just kind of strange when parents are wanting to abort a grandchild. That's kind of weird. That like takes on a whole new level of weird. Yeah, and she finally escaped when they stopped at like a, I think it was like a Kmart or something, and the police found passports, rope, a rifle, and ammunition in the car. Okay. Here's her talking about being upset that her parents didn't get jail time. Cut 11. Now, if somebody had done this to you that you didn't know,
They'd be gone like forever. You kidnap a pregnant woman, you're going to see some serious jail time. But here it was dealt with as like a family matter. I feel like my parents should have been looked at as just any other individual. It shouldn't have been made into a family matter because it was still a crime. I wonder if she's afraid of her parents at this point. Because if you're a victim of a crime, she was a victim of a crime. Well, I know a restraining order was put out after this incident happened. I'd still be afraid. I mean, if my parents were like that, I'd still be afraid. Cut 12. You get pregnant, but you didn't expect anything like what their reaction was, did you? We pretty much started arguing. I tried to leave the house. That's pretty much where the physical part started. And they tried to pull me back into the house and keep me from leaving. My dad restrained me on the floor. And my mom walked in from the kitchen holding rope. Did they literally bind you with the rope? It all just went so smoothly and so quickly that I figured it had to be planned. So you're in the car. You're six months pregnant. They have your hands bound. So they revealed to me that they had called a place, a clinic in New York, and scheduled an abortion for me. So you come to a K-Mart, huh? Yeah, I said I had to use the bathroom. I waited maybe 10 seconds as he went into the bathroom next door, and then I just bolted out, and I asked a store clerk what the name of the street was in front of the building, and I called the cops.
So you called the cops. The cops show up. They looked in the car and found rope, duct tape, scissors, a knife, and later they found a rifle that was in the trunk. No jail time. She was six months. Nothing? You bind somebody up, you got a gun, you got masking tape, or whatever, duct tape, nothing? You don't get anything? That's crazy. Because it's your daughter? They don't give you anything? And I mean, not that it should really matter, but she was an adult, too. I mean, it's not like she was a minor in their care. She was a 19-year-old woman. And really, like, what do they expect? They're going to get to this clinic, and then what? Yeah. They're going to force the doctor to tie her down? Yeah. Like, what kind of clinic is this? Come on. That's the weirdest, most bizarro story ever. Okay. Well. Hey. Cheaters Hotels. Merry Christmas, everyone. Segway.
Love it. Oh, boy. Well, the deal is... Whoa. The deal is that if you have a suspicion that your boyfriend, your girlfriend, your husband, your wife may be cheating, you write us an email, and we'll call, we'll offer them a night stay at a hotel and ask what name they want to have put on a gift basket. Now, does that mean, if they say another name, does that mean that they're cheating? No. But it's an indication. That's a little strange. It's a very strong indication. So we have on the line P1 Christine, and I'm going to get some details from Christine. Christine, are you there? Hi. How are you? Good. I'm going to get some details from you, so I'm going to ask you a whole bunch of questions, okay? Okay. And Eddie knows the story, because Eddie's seen the email, but I do this exercise so that listeners that are listening can figure out what's going on, okay? Okay. All right, Christine, how old are you? I'm 31. All right. And is this your boyfriend or your husband? My boyfriend. What's his name? Mark. All right. How old is Mark? He's 28. All right. Younger man. Nice work. And you said Mark's your boyfriend. Okay. And how long have you guys been dating? About two years total.
Okay. Well, we had like a little break in between. Okay. So it's been a little... I would say about, yeah, about two years total. On and off for two years. Yeah. When you guys would break up, what would it be over? Well, our personalities, I think we're both very, you know, we're very extreme, kind of, like... Like high-strung? What? Like high-strung? Like, what do you mean by extreme? I think we just do things all the way. Like, if we go out partying, we party really hard. I hear you. Ashley, what? Go big or go home. Go big or go home. Exactly. Exactly. Okay. And so you guys would go out, you would party, you would party really hard, and you would fight? Yeah. Okay. Well, I mean, you know, it's... Everything's kind of elevated. And, you know, he's an investment banker. And he has access to a lot of things. You know what I'm talking about. No. He has access to a lot of opportunities, say. Oh, he does coke. Oh, my God. Is that what she's saying? I think she's saying that he does coke. Like that he has access to that and then also access to a lot of.
High-end parties. Are you serious? It sounds very healthy. It's just everything. You know what? When you work in that kind of world, there's properties, there's gifts, there's, you know, everything. You know, Merry Christmas. Here's a gram. Exactly. Well, yeah. Eight ball in your stocking. Eight ball corner pocket. Jeez. Okay. Wow. Well, that certainly sounds unhealthy. That sounds unhealthy. Go ahead. Wow. Well, I just think with that kind of lifestyle, you know, comes problems, too, you know. You think? Yes. I would agree. As a recovering alcoholic, I would agree. Yes. So, all right. Maybe I should write that down. Yeah. That's an interesting point. I am. Now, wait a minute. Stop. I am going to assume. I am going to assume that he does not do this anymore. I plead the fifth. Oh, boy. Oh, my God. Wow. You realize you're on the radio. Yeah. You probably should. You're the one who's assuming things. I didn't say anything. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, Christine, why do you think that Mark is cheating? It's just the signs. It's just the feeling that you get. Intuition. He's been working late, and he says he constantly has new clients to take out.
And, you know, coming home two, three in the morning, there was also, you know, when I was doing the laundry. Well, I wasn't doing the laundry, but somebody was doing the laundry and they found. What does that mean? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. They have someone. You have someone. Okay. Well, I mean, you know, she pulls out like coins and everything. Right, right, right. Their drug dealer. Oh, wait, no. Wait, what did you find? I didn't hear it. What did you find? There was a crumbled up number that was set on the desk. Did you ask him about it? Yeah. What did he say it was? He just said it was a client. But I mean, what client writes like in red? It was like in like this red marker. Oh, my gosh. Absolutely. What the? So she's saying that because it's a red marker? That's weird, Sky. Well, I would say normally a client would have a business card, wouldn't need to write on a scratch piece of paper. You don't know what was going on. That's just weird. Who knows? Sky, are you suspicious of that? Come on. And does the red ink have something to do with it? Well, no, to me, the color of the ink doesn't matter, but a random number crumpled up on a piece of paper is weird. Yeah. It didn't say anybody's name by it? It did. What did it say?
John. Why would it? So he's gay and he's cheating on you. What are you talking about, lady? That's weird. Okay, well, Christine, we're going to call Mark and I'm going to offer him a night stay at a hotel. And a bump. I'm going to offer him a night stay at a hotel. I'm going to say that he's going to get a free gift basket and I'm going to ask him what names he would like put on the card and if he says, Christine. Then what do you know? It's a new adventures of old Christine. There it is. You're good to go. You're good to go. And if he says something other than Christine, like John, then obviously things to worry about. Hang on, Christine. Will you hang on, please? Hang on. Yeah. Wow. She sounds high right now. Sounds gay. This is weird. She's crazy. Okay, come on. Kinda. I mean, let's just... You're defiable. Oh, well. Be nice. Take a quick time out. When we come back, we'll call Mark. Holy moly. It's the Mikey Show. The Mikey Show continues. Thank you for being big enough to laugh at yourself this morning.
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as you head over toward the 5 westbound. Southbound on the 15, you'll find activity there, but it's minor. It's mostly down around Carmel Mountain, down toward Poway Road. Over on the 5, holding steady here, as you head from right around Lucadia or so, and down toward the racetrack. Northbound 5 is busy, though, up past the 54, then again from India Street, and all the way up toward Mission Bay Drive. I'm Jeff Daly with traffic on Rock 105.3. Okay, Mike. Mike, you can stop singing songs to me now. I have to... My friend's got you. My friend's got you. My friend's got you. My friend's got you. Okay. Well, thank you for that introduction, Mike. That was very kind of you. Yeah. Now, let's talk about Harrah's Rincon and their Southern California World Series of Poker Pre-Circuit Showdown. Now, this is part two. You remember Eddie hosted part one a couple weeks ago. Well, part two is coming back to Harrah's Rincon Casino. That's going to be January 7th through the 9th, and then the finals are going to be on January the 10th. If you want to come out and play in the... tournament that I'm going to be playing. I'm going to be there on the 9th. I mean, you can go either day. You can go all days if you want. Sky calls everything. It don't matter what you got. Mike. Call. I heard she likes to see the flop no matter what. Yeah, I call her flop whore. Well, I mean, I'm going to be playing in this tournament at Harrah's on January 9th. Let's see the flop. I'd appreciate you not giving away how I play Hold'em. I call.
Okay, well, you've just ruined it all. Don't listen to them. They're full of it. I'm not a flop whore. I'm a really good player. I'm really hard to read, so we'll just leave it at that. So January the 9th is going to be the World Series of Poker Pre-Circuit Showdown Part 2 out at Harrah's Ring Con. A $65 buy-in gets you a chance at the $25,000 guaranteed prize pool, including a seat in the $5,000 World Series of Poker Circuit event. So check it out. For more info on how to enter, just visit rock1053.com and enter the keyword poker. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah. Start the morning off right. That's right. K-I-O-Z. San Diego's rock. Mycricket.com slash San Diego. This kind of agitates me. The Mikey Show continues featuring Mikey. I don't like horror movies anymore. Used to be my favorite genre of film. Eddie. I have a very big real fear of throwing up. Sky. I was just thinking in my head, I'm kidding.
Sean. I really like going to the doctor's office. Boston Rob. Even though I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer. And Ashley. I am a really, really, really healthy eater. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. Pajamas. Yeah. Pajama. Pajamas when you're feeling cold. Holy. Hi. It's 820. People Magazine is reporting that Jessica Alba is pregnant. Toronto Raptors' TJ Ford leaves the court on a stretcher after a flagrant foul. You okay, Mike? I need some Vicks on my feet and then put my socks on. I think we got some lozenges in the office. I'll take a lozenge. Welcome back to the show. We're doing Cheaters Hotel. And we talked to P1 Christine. She's an older woman. Let's get her back on the phone. Christine. Yeah.
You are 31. Your boyfriend is 28. His name is Mark. You guys have been dating two years and he's been working late. And it's kind of got you thinking that something may be up. And the thing that was interesting was you told us that you guys have somebody that cleans your house. And the person found a phone number. The person that does the laundry took a piece of paper out of his pocket, found a phone number. And it does sound pretty suspicious. After all, it's a guy named John. Well, I don't know. Could be code. Could be a girl's name. Like Morgan. You can always tell. John? You mean like Chris or Pat? Maybe. Chris, Pat, John. John is so beautiful. She is really... Have you seen that new hot chick in the office, Steven? She is so gorgeous. She is gorgeous. I heard that Steven is actually a Charger girl.
Really? Yeah. Wow. So I don't know what the deal is. Oh, you mean kind of like Bart? Yeah, like Bart. Remember Bart when she worked here was a charger girl too? Wow. No, no, no, Laker girl. Bart was a Laker girl. Oh, wow. It's quite amazing. Let's see what you're doing. All right, Christine, I am going to call your boyfriend, Mark. I'm going to say that I'm calling from a hotel. It's a fictitious hotel. And I'm going to say, hey, you have won a night's stay with us. then I'm going to offer him a free gift basket and ask him what name he would like to have put on the gift basket. And if he says your name, Christine, you're good to go. If he says somebody else's name, you're not, probably. The only thing I'm going to remind you of is to please not curse if he says something you don't like. Is that cool? Yeah, if he says my name... You can talk either way. You can talk... Yeah, as soon as he says a name... You're free to talk. Okay. But he doesn't have to know that, like, if he says my name, we could just not say that I'm here, right? No. No. That's not how this works. Yeah, no. It does not work. No. We will not say that you're there. That was a good one. I like that. I like that. I like that. You have to take a chance, you know. Kind of give you guys an indication of where this might be going.
You know, just that she's trying to make sure that when, I mean if, he says my name, can I shrink into a hole and disappear? Just hang up on him. Christine, I need you to be very quiet, okay? Okay. Is this his direct line? Yes. Hi, Mark. My name is Steve, and I'm calling from the Orion Hotel, San Diego's newest premier high-rise hotel located in the heart of the gas lamp. How are you this morning? Good, man. How's it going? Good.
Someone you know has entered you into a drawing that allows you to spend one evening for free in our hotel, courtesy of Orion Promotions. And it's pretty cool. There's no obligation to you. And you don't have to purchase anything at this time. And it is not any sort of a telemarketing deal or anything like that. It's a genuine promotion, and you've won a free night's stay. And we do this as a way to encourage you to think of the Orion Hotel the next time you're in the gas lamp. Is that sounding good so far? Sweet, bro. Yeah, totally. Okay, as an added bonus, what we're going to do is we're going to be extending to you, as a gift, to you and your guests, a complimentary champagne and strawberries gift basket. I just need to inform you at this time that you will be responsible for all room incidentals, such as the mini bar. phone charges, you have up to 30 days to pick the night of your stay, and this is a non-transferable promotion, meaning that you cannot give the promotion to someone else. You have to claim it yourself. Does that make sense? Yeah, that sounds great. Okay, other than that, we want you to enjoy your free room. It's courtesy of the Orion Hotel, and all I need to do from you is get the name of the guest that you would like to be bringing, and I'll put that on the inset of the card, and we'll print.
both of your names are. Okay, cool. For her, just put Sky, and could you make sure there's some ham in the gift basket? Okay. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. What's up, Mikey? What? Oh, no. Well, on. Yes, he's the listener. So, Christine. What the hell are you doing, Christine? What the hell is this? Hey, Christine, you might have mentioned to us that Mark listens to the show. Probably a little good giveaway. I didn't know he was going to be listening. Oh, God. Uh-oh. You know he's a listener. What? I don't do coke. I don't know why she's saying that. What did you say, Mark? He said he doesn't do coke. I'm saying that, first of all, I don't do coke. I didn't say you did anything. I didn't say you did anything. You implied that he did. Yeah, you were really. Christine, we could play it back. You didn't say it, but you said it. No, I didn't. Okay, well then, maybe ask Mark to explain what you were talking about when you said that because of what he does, he gets these, uh...
I don't remember how you phrased it. They have access to things. They have access to things. While they're partying. Right. And then I said Coke and you took the fifth. Free dinners. And then you said with that comes a lot of drama. Right. What did you mean? Of dinners. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Regardless, regardless, like what the hell is this? This is crazy. This is like a thing a crazy person does. I'm not checking on you. That was a client's number. You know what I mean? I told you that before. This is the kind of thing that's going to break us up again. You understand that? Like, this is craziness. You broke up the first, according to her, you broke up the first time because of your coke problem. And you guys party real hard. Oh, wait, no. I never said that. Can we, now. Do the guys think that he really is cheating with Skye? Wow, Skye, I had no idea. Is it the ham thing? Like, that's your thing? He does the coke, you do the ham? I'm telling you, as soon as he wasn't asking any questions, I was like, something's up with this. Yeah, he was like, yeah, I'll take it, I'll take it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it. I'll take a bump. Yeah, a little bump. Is there a little eight ball in the gift basket? Mark says he does not do cocaine, Christine.
Now, are you trying to break us up? No, you said it. You said it. You said it. I didn't say it. Yeah, well, then what was I plead the fifth? Okay, okay. Let me just say this for the record. Let me just say this for the record. Maybe he doesn't do anything, but she sure did want to go out of her way to make it seem like he does. Were you trying to be funny, Christine? Because it didn't come off that way. What do you mean funny? He was trying to give you an out, is what that was. Well, thank you for letting us know that Mark is a listener. So, Mark, I mean, where are you at, Mark? Christine, I think you need to shut your mouth. He's in Nordstrom. Oh, well, that wasn't the answer. Did he just say, I think you need to shut your mouth? Yeah, yeah. Shut up! Maybe this is one of those extreme things they do. And I'm sorry. You think? Yeah, when she said that they've broken up and got back together, broken up, got back together because they're very extreme. Is that what she meant? Like when he says, maybe you need to shut up? Shut your mouth. Okay. Shut up! On the radio and tell people I have a problem with drugs and defame my character. I mean, it's kind of a big deal. I think she's said enough. She's done enough damage to my character. I would agree. I agree with that.
Come on, dude. If your girlfriend did this to you, would you be all happy about it? I guess not. I guess I would not be all happy about it. Tell me she doesn't need to shut up right now. Okay, well, okay. I think talking to your girlfriend like that is maybe... Hey, Mark, I know you already heard it, but I would like to play back the clip. Oh, no. Go ahead. I wish I had this at home. Okay. Let me play back the clip. He just has access to a lot of opportunities, say. Oh, he does coke. Oh, my God. Is that what she's saying? I think she's saying that he does coke. Like that he has access to that and then also access to a lot of high-end parties. Are you serious? Sounds very healthy. It's just everything. You know what? When you work in that kind of world, there's parties, there's gifts, there's... You know, it's not... You know, Merry Christmas. Here's a gram. Exactly. So anyway, Christine, you were saying? Christine, you were saying? I didn't say anything in that car. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you guys did here. You guys are like, eggy me on, eggy me on, eggy me on. And then you, like, pull out the rug on me. Maybe we all do coke. Yeah. Whatever. No, but Christine, like, Mikey Point Blank said, oh, yeah, and put a gram of coke in your stocking. And you're all, well, exactly, yeah.
Hello? Hello? I swear. You know what? I really did make a mistake by doing this. And I'm really sorry, Mark. I totally, I totally messed up here. Okay? I see what's going on now. We're the bad guys. First of all, I could not have called the radio. This is so awkward. It was really dumb to do this. And you know what? You guys are jerks. Wait. What are you attacking us? I'm attacking you guys. What are you talking about? What? Christine. Because I think he really wants to stir something up. Clearly he's not. You wrote us an email. Let me see the email. We're just doing what you asked, lady. Dear Mikey, will you please check on my boyfriend, Mark? I think he's cheating. This is your email. No kidding. Obviously. So why are you angry at us? What did we do? This is your email. He says he's not cheating on me. You guys just keep it going and going and going to make me seem like you're. You know what, Christine? You knew what you were getting yourself into. You need to be accountable for your actions. I am accountable for my actions. Listen to who's telling you that. Listen to who's saying that. That's pretty bad. And I mean, for the record, Christine, he didn't care. It's like Rob telling you to get taller. That's right. Well, and I'd like to say for the record, he never said he wasn't cheating.
He never really actually addressed the question in general. Because he knows what's going on. What's he going to do? I'm just saying. She said after she found out he's not cheating. I'm just saying. Mark, are you cheating? No. I told her this all the time. She doesn't need to hear it again. All right. Well, you sound very happy. It's garbage. You guys, I'm going to let you go and I wish you the best. Shut your stupid mouth, Christine. Wow. That was crazy. It's infuriating to me. Now she's mad at us. She's got to put the blame somewhere. She's not going to accept the blame. That's true. We're conveniently the bad guys. Weirdest thing I've ever heard. Wow. Thanks for the heads up that he listens to the shows in a P1. Crazy. How dumb. She's nuts. She's off her rocker. Not an important detail. Yeah. Doesn't matter. Why would that matter? That he might hear us calling. It's our fault. Let it go. I sound like, you know, whining little kids. This is the Mikey Show on The Rock.
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Very heavy from Hawthorne Street now and up towards SeaWorld Drive. Go solar now. The California Solar Initiative helps homeowners, government agencies, schools, and businesses cut energy costs and receive rich cash rebates and tax incentives. Visit energycenter.org for details. Brought to you by the California Center for Sustainable Energy. I'm Jeff Daly with traffic on ROP 105.3. Here's something that Sky won't regift or return. How about pro flowers? You can't return flowers. It's perfect. It's perfect for the person in your life that you really don't know what to buy for or the person that returns everything or the person that regifts everything. I don't return everything. I don't regift everything. Occasionally. Oh, you're listening. Yeah, I can hear you. Oh, my bad. I hear you. And I'd like to say I think flowers are a perfect gift for anybody in your life. It really is. I mean, you really want to be the, like... Win some points with your wife or, you know, get something for your grandma that you don't really know. You know, you don't want to get grandma. ProFlowers is the way to go. And they got a special deal just for P1s. This week only at ProFlowers.com. If you order a dozen Christmas light roses, which basically are roses that look like bright colored Christmas lights. It's gorgeous. It's awesome. You get those for $29.99. But then they'll also throw in another dozen roses for free. Wow. I'm talking 24 roses.
And they'll throw in the glass vase with it, too. And all you've got to do is mention my name, Eddie, and you'll get hooked up. So what you do, you go to proflowers.com. In the upper right-hand corner is a little radio microphone. That's where the special deal is for you P1s. You click on that. It'll ask you for a password. You type in my name, Eddie, E-D-D-I-E, and you will get hooked up with that special deal. It's a perfect thing. They guarantee freshness. I mean, it is. the best way to go, I'm telling you. You won't get a better deal at any other florists. So again, go to proflowers.com, click on the little radio microphone, type in my name, Eddie, and you'll get hooked up. It's proflowers.com, or you can call them at 1-800-PRO-FLOWERS. Just make sure you use the password, Eddie. The Mikey Show continues featuring Mikey. A lot of my issues stem from my relationship with my mother, Eddie. A wee bit competitive. Sky. I own a spaceship. Oh, does that mean it's true? Save that clip. Sean. It's so frustrating because I can't swear. I'm Mo Rent. Come on, let's face it. And Ashley. I'm a good job. No, you're not. I am. No, you're not. The Mikey Show's on Rock 105.3. Freedom Rock. Welcome back. It's 840. It was announced yesterday that the noise ordinance that started in the college area will now be enforced in PB, Mission Beach, and Claremont. Falcons head coach Bobby Pacino stuns the NFL by resigning.
and taking the head coaching job at Arkansas. We haven't had a cheater on Cheaters Hotel for about a month. That's interesting. Oh. Well, the last two, last week we thought he was a listener. This week we know he was a listener. So maybe people are starting to catch on. Could be. I just got emailed to me, Skye's Christmas Lift. What? My Christmas Lift? Skye's Christmas Whiff? Skye's Christmas Rift. Oh, man. Well said. Wow. I don't even know what that means. It's your Christmas list. Oh. Well, I didn't send that to you, so it must not be legitimate. This is not from you? No. Let's hear it, and we'll find out. Oh, okay. Let's hear it. Oh, and then we'll find out that it's stupid. Number one is ham, honey baked only. Duh.
So far, so good. Oh, wow. That's really creative. I like ham. Number two is sunscreen in parentheses SPF 1 million. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're so funny. No one's made that joke before. Number three, a new whip in parentheses handle made of solid gold. That's a good one. That one really got you, Sean. Number four. Number four is 800 of Dave Matthews CDs. I don't have to go with the other 85% of my collection. There aren't even 800. Number five, Roman Oban. Oh, wow. He's a person. You can't have a person. Well, I have one, so what are you talking about? Shut up. My white manservant, Ramsey. My manservant, Ramsey. Is your mic on, Ash? I don't know. Something was wrong with your mic earlier. Yeah, it was weird. Ash, can you hear me? You might want to send a help desk because something was wrong. Yeah, I can, but something was wrong with it last break. Hello? It doesn't sound right in my headphones. Ash! Something's up in there. You can hear me okay? Yes, I can hear you. No, not you, Sean. Ash, can you hear me? Ash, can you hear me? Ash. Ash! Ash, can you hear me? Ash, can you hear me?
It's the greatest scene ever. Okay, I told you there's a couple things that I needed to play for you. First of all, yesterday we were talking about the supermodel Janice Dickinson that went on the Today Show and said that Tyra Banks was fat. Then try to brush it off. Al Roker is interviewing her. He goes, wait, wait, why would you say that? And she goes, oh, you know, I love Miss Banks. Do you want to hear it? Yes. All right. Speaking of modeling agencies, I mean, you've kind of harped on models to be thin, to be thin enough. That is correct. What do you make about this whole thing with Jennifer Love Hewitt and the whole controversy about, you know, her weight and the issues in that? You know, the body image is so important at this point. Well, it truly is. But Jennifer Love Hewitt is a healthy, not emaciated, you know, woman. She is a healthy girl. And these are unflattering camera angles on her. You want to see someone's fat? I'm sorry, Tyra. Tyra.
Tyra Banks is fat. This girl is not fat. It's at 12 o'clock midnight day. Why would you say Tyra Banks is fat? I'd say Tyra Banks. I would never. I'm kidding because I love Ms. Banks. Nobody would ever say Tyra Banks is fat. There's a controversy to build up your show by selling fat one week, thin the other. In the modeling industry, yes, you have to be thin. So now she's backpedaling. Cut 27. I'm not criticizing Tyra. I was not criticizing her. It's the truth. She's large. She admits herself that she has a fat blank, blank, blank, referring to her derriere. Miss Banks is a wonderful lady, and this is a big brouhaha over nothing. Cut 37. And I flippantly said something about the dear lady, Miss Banks, that gave me my break on television. I said, you know what? She's not fat... She's a normal girl. Tyra clearly claims that she's fat and she puts herself on the cover of magazines. I want to apologize to Miss Banks. You're not fat. But you just said she was. Like blatantly said she was. Why do you hate her so much? How can you just take it back? Can you stop calling her Miss Banks? Yeah. That doesn't make it any better. And my dear lady. If the truth is that Tyra Banks got her into TV, that's kind of jacked up. Yeah.
If Tyra Banks got you into TV, it didn't work out, like you still kind of owe a debt of gratitude to Tyra Banks. She got you on TV, lady. Talk about looking at the horse and the gift in the mouth of the gift horse. Look at his mouth and teeth. Yeah, look at the mouth there. People looking inside that mouth. Well said. You guys ever have anybody come over your house? for Christmas unplanned or you ever gone to somebody's house you know like you're a family member's house for Christmas and when you go over there like let's say Christmas is at your brother's place you go over there and there's someone that he's invited that you don't know and they're not in the family you guys have this happen oh yeah yeah uh Sky is it okay with you
Well, see, it's tough to say. I would prefer it not to happen, but I'm not going to be, like, peeved, you know? Betty, I hate it. Oh, well, okay. I hate it. I don't want to spend my Christmas with a stranger. I don't. I'm sorry. That makes me a bad person. But I... Sky is shaking her head. Yes, you're a bad person. Fine, I accept it. I'm a bad person. But I don't like people... observing our holiday traditions and our family stuff. What do you mean? Is it secret? No, it's not secret. It's just personal. It's personal? Yeah. So you would rather keep your Christmas... What about the thought of your Christmas traditions are so cool that why wouldn't you want to share them with someone? They're cool. Wouldn't you want somebody else to be able to enjoy the coolness of what you guys do? No. Now, what if that person, without being invited that day, would have been spending time alone? Eddie's doing a face right now like, what do you want from me? Tough love it is. Tough love. Sorry. That's just how I like it. Anybody else on the show feel that way? Yeah, I'm with Eddie. Rob, you don't want strangers around?
Yeah. You do not, like, so in other words, let's say your mother, you went to go spend Christmas with your mom and you went over there and she invited a girlfriend that you've never met before. Oh, it would probably be really annoying for me. I'm not asking you if it would be annoying. I'm asking you if it would, if you would instantly dislike it. Yeah, because of the annoying factor. I'm like, someone knew, it's almost like you, I would feel like I had to entertain or. You wouldn't, you have to act differently. Yeah, you can't just be yourself. Totally. Yeah. 5701053. Sean knows what I'm talking about. Don't do it. Why does Sean know? I don't know. I just feel like he would. Sean, do you invite people over? I do not. Well, didn't you have an issue? Wasn't it this Thanksgiving that you had something kind of similar? Well, you know, we... Uh-oh. Sorry, dude. Oh, gosh. Once you... Get him, Sean.
When you have an extended family and people are getting married, like brothers and sisters and brothers-in-law and sisters-in-law, these other families think that you want to be a part of what they're doing. And it's like, no, I don't want to be a part of what you're doing. I don't want to be around anybody that I'm not normally around. I want my normal holiday tradition. I don't want to be around you guys. I want to be around people that I'm used to so I can enjoy it the way I've always enjoyed it. Otherwise, I'm acting differently. I'm sorry? But weren't you a guest at their place? One time. And that was it. I didn't go back. Because I don't like it. And while you were there, you were upset about doing things that they were doing in their home? No, I was just upset about being in their home and not having, you know, my tradition, my Thanksgiving with my family. This is a big issue in our family. It is? Yeah. My oldest brother, Mark, always invites the Russians over. The Russians? What does that mean? Get Steve on the phone. My brother, Steve. You're going to hear a whole different world from Steve. Really? He's a freak about it. He's so militant. And I don't know, when he comes on the air...
He's never himself on the air when he comes on. He's always trying to do shtick or whatever. So hopefully I can get him to just be normal. Your brother Mark and my sister do that. They have to bring somebody. It's safety now. They don't feel comfortable around their own family, so they have to have somebody in their corner. It's so weird, but my sister does that too, and I hate it. Because then that person, I'm like, who are you? Get out of our house. I don't know you. My shrink said that our friends are God's way of apologizing for our family. Wow. That's quite a statement. Well said. It's a joke, you know. It's not meant to be. Hey, Steve. Yeah. The topic on the radio right now is do people get upset when family has strangers over for Christmas? Steve gets mad. And I said, my brother Mark always brings the Russians over. And what I mean by that is quite literally. One year, my brother had this Russian guy over. Nobody knew who he was.
And I know that my brother liked him because he was Russian. That's so weird. Yeah, he collects friends from different areas of the globe. And Steve, you don't like that? No, dude, because when you go to his house, there's like a table of asparzas, which were kind of put off to like the kiddie table. And then there's a table of the friends, you know. And by the way, our food is all cold and they get the hot food. Is that true, Mike? I don't necessarily remember that, but I'm not going to disagree. Oh, I took video of it. It does not surprise me one bit that Mark would... It doesn't surprise me at all that if Mark was making a choice between who would I give something really nice to at this dinner and who would get the not as nice, definitely the Russian friends before the family. Oh, yeah. But Steve is not shy about letting him know. Oh, really? I would never let him know.
What do you say, Steve? What do you say? Don't cuss. Well, okay, because I'm... No, I asked him. I go, hey, dude, are you going to have any Russians or... He does that. He says it just like that. Wow. You know, I'm going to stay home and watch my big TV. He does. And he says exactly that. You know, if that's cool, you know, whatever, dude. And what does he say when you... See, I can't do it. I can't say it. That's so funny. What does he say when you say that? He goes, well, I don't know, Steve, because, you know, he's not getting this in Tucson, is he? No, no, no. You're a tool anyway, Mark. Yeah, come on, Steve. Oh, hey. He is not a tool. He's your brother. He's not a tool. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's not a tool. No, listen, he's a great guy. I love my brother. But listen, don't bring the Russians to Christmas or Thanksgiving. Well, everybody here on the show agrees. Everybody here on the show says, Eddie says,
I don't want to have to not be able to act like myself. I like my Christmas like I like my Christmas, Mike. Seriously. Well said. Because if I want to put the fat clothes on after, you know, after dinner, I don't need, you know... Well, why can't... Now, hey, listen, I'm not... Wait a minute, Steve, and I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm not disagreeing. Just let me play Phil Donahue and do devil's advocate here. Why couldn't you put your fat clothes on with the Russians there? What's the problem? Because I don't know the Russians, and... You know, dude, no. I mean, if I want to see Russians, I'll go rent, you know, Patrick Swayze movie with Russians invading America. But no. You couldn't think of the name of the movie. It's called Red Dawn. Red Dawn. Red Dawn. But, yeah, you're not comfortable. You know, you feel judged by the Russians. No, dude, it's Christmas. You know what, dude? If it was, like, one Russian, and by the way, if it was a girl, it might be okay. Oh, it would. Steve, hang on. Hang on. Time out. Time out. Time out. Because if you guys think he's kidding, he's not. Of course not. If it's a hot girl. Steve, would it bother you if it was a really good-looking 24-year-old blonde girl from Russia? Does she stink? No. I don't understand the question. Maybe one Christmas would be cool. See? It's because it's a girl and a hot girl. No, seriously. If there's five people.
at, you know, a 1,500-square-foot home, and then you've got your family there, and there are all these people that you don't know, no, get the hell out. Yeah, I hear you. All right, thank you, Steve. All right, later. Thank you, Steve. He did great. He was passing. He was being honest. He wasn't doing shtick. Everything he said was true. It's too bad about the Red Dawn movie, though. Yeah, he was so close. He had it. He almost had it. He almost had it. That was disappointing. But that, what you just heard, is the reason Mark is more comfortable around his friends. Mark is afraid of his... He probably wouldn't say this, but he is afraid his family will hurt him. And the reason is because Steve says that stuff to Mark. I try not to do it because I want him around me. I want him to come here. I want Mark to come here. But I know he's more comfortable around his friends. And the reason that he is, he's told me, my friends don't hurt me. And I go, because we were talking this one time, and I said, well, what's the deal? Do they placate you? And he thought about it. I get that kind of thing from Mark, actually. Because Mark likes to think about and give you a real answer. Most people, you go,
You mean, are you telling me that your friends placate you? And the instant reaction is go, no, that's not what I'm saying. Not my brother, Mark. And I try to not do that, too. Somebody says, so you mean they placate you? You think about it. And he goes, yes. Yes, my friends placate me. And it's safe. Yeah, they're polite. They have manners with family. It's just brutal honesty all the time. Yeah. And sometimes, hey, listen. And I would say this to my bro. We. We know the story. When you're around family, sometimes some stuff's going to get said because you're family. Oh, yeah. Lots of history. But, you know, at least for me, and I'm a sensitive cat, I'm able to roll with most of those punches. And mostly because if there's one of them I don't feel comfortable with, I can play back. And it's never personal, but P1 Terra? Yeah. Go ahead. Hi. How are you? Good. How are you? Good. Do you get invited to other people's houses for Christmas? Yes, I am the dreaded stranger. Oh. You're the stranger. Who are you? Now, Tara, question. Yes. Do you get that vibe? Do I get that vibe? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Before we go on, Tara, how old are you?
24. How tall are you? 5'7". Approximately how much do you weigh? 125 pounds. Okay. And what color hair do you have? I have red hair. And what color eyes do you have? Blue eyes. Do you have curly hair or do you have straight hair? I have straight hair. Do you have long hair or do you have short hair? I have long hair. Okay, so what we are talking about here, just so that we're all clear before we go on. is an attractive, in shape, it sounds like, young white woman with red hair and blue eyes. I mean, a supermodel, if we're being honest. Well, in fact, in almost a textbook way, she has defined what we in America, as a culture, define as beauty. Okay? So it's going to be very interesting because when I said to her, Do you get that vibe, you know, that vibe, the unwanted vibe? It was almost like, hmm, I've never really got that. You're right. I haven't. Uh-huh. In fact, everyone's really, really nice. Yeah, especially the guys. Not even from the women? No, not at all. But one thing that I did want to say, though, is I would never, I really wouldn't feel comfortable.
tagging along to somebody else's like you know festivities for the holidays if they weren't like family to me already so you know i'm coming from the opposite end of the spectrum but yeah but you know what i kind of agree with you guys tara inevitably though you're going even if even if the the people's houses you're going to do feel like family inevitably they've got family you haven't met and so they're going to meet you for the first time and kind of go hmm who's the redhead okay but but it helps When the redhead we're talking about has blue eyes and long hair and long legs or whatever. You know what I mean? Well, hello. A busty top on. You heard what my brother said. You heard what my brother said. Yeah. If you were at our next Christmas deal. He wouldn't be upset about it. And you could have the thickest Russian accent you could imagine. You could, oh, hello, Steve. My name is Tara. How are you? It's better if she didn't even speak English. You know what I'm saying? Nice to meet you. That may be true for the men, but I beg to differ in regards to women. Unless, you know, maybe they...
swing both ways? I have no idea. But like I said, I've also never gotten that vibe for women, too. It's not a sexual thing. I want to point that out. It's not a sexual thing. People are not going to vote for Mitt Romney out of a sexual desire. They're going to vote for Mitt Romney because he's attractive. People in this country respond to attractive people. It's a well-known fact. It's on facts.com. That's right. Go to facts.com. Thank you very much, Tara. That's right. She's got red hair. What do you want? Thank you very much. P1 Ian is on the line. Hey, what's up, Mike? How you doing? Pretty good, man. What's up? Hey, we never have people over for Christmas, and I find out last week that my oldest sister, not only is she dating someone, she's getting married to him this summer, and she's bringing him home for Christmas, all within like a five-minute period of time. Oh, man, that's intense. Wow. That would bother me. It sucks. You know what's got to suck about it, too, is there's got to be something to, wait, you're marrying someone I've never met? Yeah. That's weird. And the first time I'm going to meet this dude is on Christmas, so that's, like, going to be the whole focus. That's weird. It's not just on Christmas, though. He's going to be staying with us, like, several days and sleeping on my couch. Sky, what do you mean by the whole focus?
Well, because the focus of, you know, at least in my family, of getting together for the holidays is being together with family, sharing stories, reminiscing, blah, blah. The whole focus is going to be them and the engagement, and that's really going to be it. Question, Sky. Yeah? What if they'd already met him? Would it make a difference that they had just got engaged and were coming over? I think it would make a difference to me, yeah. because they're starting from you know ground zero with this guy they know nothing about him so it's that's what it's all going to be about that's what all the focus is going to be about and too bad for everybody else in the family and you know their stuff like what what do you mean like what too bad for them like they're like what do you mean Well, like that's what all the focus is going to be about. As opposed to what? I want the attention. That's what I thought I was getting, but I wasn't sure. Focus on me, Mike. I won't have the spotlight. No, I'm just saying. As opposed to what? Nobody else. Why is everybody else? There's a reason why I talk this loud. So I'm getting, well.
Skye, I swear. Rob, explain what I'm saying. Rob knows what I mean. Why do you want Rob to explain it? Because obviously you're not getting what I'm telling you. It's because Christmas is about everybody. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. It's not about one family member. It's about the family as a whole. Let's do this. Do what? Celebrate me. With Jesus' daddy. Papa Jesus. With me in a manger, I sleep in the hay. Well, Sky, I have a feeling that around Christmas time at your guys' family's place, I bet you are a big focus. They have the Skytivity scene out. No, I think it's equal. Yes, you are the focus. You're the little princess. Why am I the focus? I don't know. I'd have to ask them. But I think that you are paid a big amount of attention to. No. Start of the show. Sky Show. No, we're all equals in my family. No, Sky. Whatever, man. What do you want? Whatever. You are big focus. Make your assumptions. Go ahead. You know what they say about people who assume. They're right about Sky.
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Welcome back to the show. It is 9-15. The citizens of Potrero voted yesterday to recall five board members who approved the Blackwater plans. The Padres finalized their extension with Jake Peavy. Thank God. How about that? Did you guys hear that Boston Rob is going to be combining families for the first time this holiday season? No way. That's huge. How about that? That's great. It's over. I'm just saying. Well, you do know my family, so you get those Stevens boys together. Look out. We had them over for Thanksgiving in Phoenix with my brother Steve one year. That was awesome. It was. It was super fun. But they are a crazy group of kids, man. Rob, his brothers, even his mom. You know, she's wacky. And now, tell me what your girlfriend's family is like. Well, they're all originally from New England as well. Of course. So, Mike, they don't know that much about the baseball team either. That was Lobla. Lobla. They'll be upset. No, they're much more educated than I am. But, no, they're great.
great bunch of people and actually it's funny because her dad kind of reminds me of how my dad was. He's real laid back, real cool. You can tell back in the day he had his fun, you know, so he's been through a lot of stuff. He relates to me in a lot of ways and her family, they're just so nice and I'm really excited. It's just I'm a little worried about my family because you know how my mom can be and this is going to be the first time my mom has met my girlfriend's dad. How did it go? Great. They get along. I mean, there's a big New York-Boston rivalry that my mom always has to instigate. Yeah, your mom's New York. And my girlfriend's cousin has got into it with my mom with the Yankees, Red Sox thing, so that's going to be an issue. I already know. I already know I'm going to have to tell my mom, you know, let's... Chill out. Yeah, it's the holidays. Let's keep it low-key. Is it one of those things where it teeters on being serious? Like, they really start to get into it about it? No, because my mom always lets up once it gets to that point. But sometimes I'll have to nudge her and say, hey, let's calm down. Knock it off. What about... And her family's huge, too. Best way to describe Rob and his clan? Yeah. They're zany.
The tribe of Stevens boys. They're zany. I mean, you can set, like, Big Al Kahuna on his own. One of his brothers. He's a party in himself. Yes. And then in combination with Gabe and Rob, it's like madhouse. Well, we all feed off each other and instigate each other. And the thing is, this isn't just like a regular holiday gathering. What it used to be back in the day, I guess, what I was told is... suits and nice dresses for the ladies. Hold on, hold on. Please make it be that again. It's impossible. Please let it be that. Please. But now it's, I guess, progressed into nice, like formal wear, but casual formal. You know what I mean? And it's a big... Rob's going to have one of those knit skinny ties, you know, from the 80s. I'm wearing my tuxedo shirt, dude. What are you talking about? Rob. What? Not a good impression? Well, don't do that. No, I've met the family before. I'm having my girlfriend pick out my outfit. I'm going to play it safe. So are you doing a sit down with your brothers and your mom to give them a little talk about what's appropriate and not before going? Or are you just rolling the dice on this? Great question. Yeah. No, they're all getting a talking to. Like before we rally to go to the house, because this is actually.
Plates are set. Table's set. Big, nice, formal, fancy thing. Great food and all that. So, I mean, it's going to be dinner conversations and all that. I know Gabe can handle it because Gabe works at Mr. A's downtown, so he has to be around, you know. I would never think that Gabe would ever be anything but absolutely polite, classy, and not say anything out of order. Yeah. Big Al Kahuna, on the other hand, because he loves those jokes that get reactions from people. And he doesn't care what it is. Yes. So I got to kind of tell him, like, with the passing gas stuff, like, don't do it here. And then, like, your mom, you know, you can't get into any kind of, like, political debates or anything in the news. What if they're sitting there at dinner? Oh, no. I don't want to even imagine this. They're sitting there at dinner. And somebody says at the dinner table, Uncle Ralph goes, well, I wonder who's going to get voted into office this next coming year. Let me talk to you about this. That's news to me. Well, I'll tell you what. Anything other than that Bush is great. Do you guys know? I bet you guys didn't know this. No, she's a Hillary fan. I don't know if you guys know this. Yeah. President Bush.
You're going to think this is crazy, but hear me out. President Bush is aware of UFOs. He is aware of aliens that they have taken from those UFOs. And he has personal knowledge. of space aliens that are currently acting as U.S. senators in this country, not only in the state of New Hampshire, Vermont, and Delaware, but also in the state of Nevada and Wyoming. And if you don't believe it, read the Senator Chronicles, or I'll write down the author's name for you, and you've got to get it. Adeline. George Bush doesn't care about black people. Rob, can you take a recorder? Dude, please. Please. Seriously. I'm very happy, though, because Al's going to work early the next morning, so he's not going to be there. He's going to do the dinner and a little mingling after and then coming right home. Awesome! Rob and his girlfriend are so different. Holy cow. No. Rob has the word Boston tattooed on his neck. Oh, yeah. Smart. She is an elegant professional. Yeah. Oh, yeah. She is extraordinarily smart. She looks like a model. Rob does not.
Yes. True. But she could have actually gone to Harvard. He would have robbed it. You know nothing about that. What? I actually used to go to the blackboard there and write the solutions to all the problems that the professors would leave. After I was cleaning the floor. Yeah, you know, I was in there cleaning up. And that damn professor tried to get me to do the math. And I said, no, sir. Yeah. How do you like them apples? That's right. I remember that professor like it was yesterday, and he would say to me, you know. He was a shrink. Robin Williams was a shrink. But he was a professor. You know. Well said. That's all I can do is Robin Williams. Who's calling in? P1 Jen is calling to talk about this Christmas stuff and people coming over and all that stuff. P1 Jen, are you there? Jen, are you there? Hi, P1 Jen, you're on the air. Hello, Jen. Come in, Jen. Bunch of jerks. See, that's the kind of stuff you gotta watch yourself. You're a hothead, buddy. I'm not a hothead. We all know this. Dear Mikey, why is it this guy absolutely must have the spotlight
No matter what. Even on Christmas and holidays. No one said that. As if the toasting wasn't enough. Shut up. Now she has to be the center of attention. Hey, Skye, you don't always need to have all eyes on you. Cordially, Ashley. Oh, wow. P1 buzz cut. Oh, that was... That's stunning and shocking. Stupid. Stunning and shocking. It was stunning and shocking. I almost cried. Eddie was telling me about this show I've never heard of. And he was saying that he got it, he heard about it, from his wife, Paranormal State. Yeah, dude. She was telling me about this show last night, and I pretended that I wasn't scared, and I was like, oh, really, yeah? And it really scared the crap out of me. What is it? I guess it's these... college kids send me a link zeth it's these college kids from penn state and i guess they get together and zeth's seen it so tell me if i'm saying something wrong they get together and i guess they've all had like paranormal stuff in their lives these college kids college kids and so they've become this group where now they go out and investigate
Like these paranormal activities. Right. And I guess the premiere was this week and my wife stayed up till like midnight watching it. What does it matter with you? Don't do that. And then I guess they go see this kid who's six years old and he sees stuff. He sees what he calls the gray matter. He's six. Yeah. And he has come up with the name. gray matter i guess i i didn't see the show so that's what she was saying that he sees this matter like this gray matter except there's one image he sees that's of a person and his mom is freaking out and it's like you know i've taken him to like psychiatrists and all these things because i don't see anything and i don't know what he's talking about and i don't want him to be weird and blah blah blah blah Well, you know, they talk to this person about it, and I guess they investigate, like, the house and the area that they lived in. And apparently, this area they lived in, like, there was a family that was murdered or something like that, like, on their property. And they didn't know about it. And one of the person that got murdered was named Timmy. It's cut 58.
People come to us for help because these people are frightened. We treat each case like a mystery that needs to be solved. So what do dead people look like? Sometimes they look bloody, sometimes they don't. Why do you think they come around you? I have no idea, but I think they'll after me. Matthew started talking after the family moved into the house. An imaginary friend, but a year and a half later, the body of the former resident was found in the backwoods. His name was Timothy Shirey. We're trying to go in open-minded and help these people out and yet maintain the skeptical approach. Director's log. We're confident that Matthew's never seen a photo of Timothy before. If he makes a positive ID, this will be compelling evidence that this boy is truly being visited from the beyond. This is taking a long time ago. Okay. How did you know that's him? It's like him. Oh my gosh. Whoa.
And it's like a family photo from back in the day. There's like 25 people in that picture. He pointed straight to that kid. I'll tell you what, man. You guys know me. You guys know my beliefs. I believe that's real. That is 100% absolutely real. It would creep me out too much to watch it. Oh, I couldn't watch that. Yeah, you know. That's too scary. Yeah, it's too scary. And I believe that that stuff is 100% real. In my opinion, it ain't from a good place what you're seeing. Definitely not. If that guy was murdered and that kid sees him and he knew what he looked like, that's a lot of coincidences to me. And he's a kid. What's weird is... Well, they say kids are more sensitive to it, Eddie. Did they say that? Yeah. I heard they said that too. They.com. I read that article on They.com. And the article said what they say about the kid. Yeah. And so this was said on there. Sean, will you watch this? Absolutely. Yeah, it's on A&E. Yeah, A&E. Mikey Show. Hello. Hello. This is B1 Shogun. I just want to talk about Paranormal State. Uh-huh. You're on the air, bro. All right, dude.
Okay, yeah, I saw the premiere, and I just got goosebumps by you guys playing that last clip. Oh, my gosh. Apparently, this guy was hired by a couple churches to the Vatican, I believe, and he went on these trips with them to exercise spirits, and there's a demon that is actually following him, but... The thing is, you can't say the demon's name or you might as well just be prepared to get possessed and have something bad happen to you. So in that case with the family that died, it's kind of like the Amityville Horror where the guy was possessed and he shot this family and himself. And what happened was he goes in there and he feels this evil presence and he knows what it is and he was having dreams about it for a week at his hotel room. And it was the same name popping up in his head. So they had a clairvoyant there who wrote down this spirit's name. And he showed it to the guy. And he's like, how did you get this name? He's like, well, that's what I got. But I thought his name was, he's like, well, I know this name. For the last three years, I've known this demon. And it's a trip. Hey, man, I appreciate the call. No problem, man. Yeah, you guys know me. My beliefs are that...
If you believe that Jesus Christ died on the cross to forgive you of your sins, and if you believe that he's your Lord and Savior, you're going to heaven. And I believe that because that's my beliefs. That's what the Bible says. And the Bible says that that's the only thing it takes for you to get to heaven. And if you don't believe that, that you will be cut off from the vine and go to hell. Now, the thing is, is that because of those beliefs, if in fact, My beliefs because of that are if somebody dies and they are saved, they're in heaven. If they are not, then they're not in heaven. And I absolutely believe that guy, that demons exist and that that stuff exists. I haven't talked about this. And I'm not real clear on how much I'm going to say, but within the last eight months,
I had an experience where there was a very, very evil presence in a room that I was in. Really? Mm-hmm. In your house or somewhere else? There's certain stuff that I'm not comfortable talking about in the air. Okay. And how did you know of this presence? Like in a dream state or you just felt it or you saw something? Again, without getting too far into it, it was a situation where it was the last thing in the world I expected. The last thing in the world I expected. It wasn't like walking into a haunted house or walking into a house where something is bad or that something bad had happened. In fact, it was quite the opposite. It was a, I had a good feeling going into it. And almost immediately upon getting there, there was something there that made the hair on my arm stand up. And I'll tell you guys off the air. Okay. But it was, and I talked to Miles about it. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. And can you share anything that he said? He said it was real. And he said, what did you learn?
And I said, I learned that, see, this is what I take for granted. I very naively know that God's presence is like around us all the time. And he's just around us all the time. I know that. But what I didn't ever consider and that what I was naive to is, so's the devil. Like that's there too. And I just didn't think about it. And I guess I also kind of thought, well, you know, God's really strong. And so he's so strong that that stuff won't be around and blah, blah, blah. You know, no, that's not true. You know, and I think that that that is that kid picking out a photograph from 25 different photographs. Right. No, thank you. No, thanks. Wow. Speaking of television, compelling television tonight. And, you know, talking about the devil.
Crystal Darkness is on tonight. It's going to be on KUSI, Channel 10, KPBS, all simulcasts. Channel 4, Time Warner Cable, all about the meth deal in San Diego. And they say it's shocking. They say that it is scary. They say that it is gripping. And it shows the devastation that has happened in San Diego County due to meth. And the point of it is to help the people. It's a documentary. It's a half an hour long. And it's a documentary. And the point of it is to help people that may be struggling with meth. That's tonight, 7 o'clock on those stations. You guys get a lot of calls every morning that people pick on Sky or Ashley or giving Eddie or Sean stuff. Every one of you are great. Thank you. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. Perfect gift. Padres games, including opening day. It's the Trevor Hoffman. All for one great price. The Padres Flex 13 is the perfect gift. Choose 13 Padres games, including opening day, starting at just $169. Call 619-795-5500 or visit Padres.com. With the holidays rolling in,
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South 5 to East 78, clearing up from an earlier tractor-trailer overturn there. Could be close until about 11 o'clock. They'll route you on to Las Flores eastbound and over to the 78 in that direction. Over on the 15, tiny bit of slow and go down past Ted Williams Parkway. 805, clearing up an accident near Balboa. Still busy as you head from Claremont Mesa Boulevard now and up toward the 52. I'm Jeff Daly with traffic on Rock 105.3. Great deal for you P1s for a limited time only. It's really this week only. Christmas light roses. Now that's just brightly colored festive roses that kind of look like Christmas lights. It's really cool. You can go to the website, check it out. For just $29.99, they'll throw in another dozen roses for free. So I'm talking 24 roses. They'll throw in the vase too. You get a free glass vase. So you get all that for just $29.99. So you can do it for your boss.
your grandma, your wife, anything. I mean, it's a great idea. If you're like B-Rob and you're invited over to somebody else's house, it's a nice thing. Hint, hint, Rob. Absolutely. So what you got to do is you got to find the radio microphone located in the upper right-hand corner at proflowers.com. It'll ask you for a password. The password is my name, Eddie, E-D-D-I-E. You put that in and you get that special deal. So again, go to proflowers.com. For the special holiday offer, you click on the radio microphone located in the upper right-hand corner. It'll ask for the password. Type in Eddie, and you'll get hooked up. It's proflowers.com. You can call them at 1-800-PRO-FLOWERS-2. And just don't forget to use the name Eddie, and you'll get hooked up with that special holiday deal. Now, here's something you may have missed this morning on The Mikey Show. You know, at least in my family of getting together for the holidays is being together with family, sharing stories, reminiscing, blah, blah. The whole focus is going to be them and the engagement. That's what all the focus is going to be about. Too bad for everybody else in the family and, you know, their stuff. Like what? As opposed to what? I want the attention. That's what I thought I was getting, but I wasn't sure. Focus on me, Mike. I won't have the spotlight. There's a reason why I talk this loud. Christmas is about... Beat me.
Everybody. It's not about one family member. It's about the family as a whole. Put me in the manger, Mike. Let's do this. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. Oh, yeah, man. Smith told a story about Bob Marley in the movie I Am Legend that I didn't know. Is it a true story? Do you guys remember the story he told about Bob Marley being shot before going on stage or something? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Didn't know that story. Is that like a pretty famous deal? Yeah. And then he went back out on stage and he said, you know, racism isn't going to take a day off, so how can I? He went on stage two days later after being shot. That's pretty incredible.
It's 9.39. Britney Spears is finally scheduled to give her deposition under oath today in the custody fight over her two boys. Falcons coach Bobby Pacino stuns the NFL by resigning and taking the Arkansas head job. Yeah, I would say that that's a little bit stunning. Welcome back to the show. So there's a new Monster Ballad Christmas album out there. I need a shuck. Shuck! Give him a shuck. I got one. I got one. There's a new... Christmas album out, and it's called Monster Ballad's Christmas. Skid Row singing Jingle Bells. Yes. This is going to be hysterical. How about Winger singing Happy Christmas, War is Over. Oh, my gosh. Oh, boy. They're so politically active. They're known for that. Exactly. Twisted Sister and Lita Ford with I'll Be Home for Christmas. Oh, that's got to be. I'd play it for you guys. I'd play it for you. Yeah? Yeah. But what? Well, the CD players don't work here. No? At the radio station. Well, there's a bit ruined. Come on. That don't work. Why should it? I mean, but there's three of them right there, Mike. Oh, there we go. You know what? Now it's ready. Cool. Twisted Sister.
Lita Ford, I'll be home for Christmas. He had like the rosy cheeks because of the makeup when he was singing it. That is about what you would expect, right? Pretty much. Let's see. Firehouse, rocking around the Christmas tree. Tom Kiefer of Cinderella and Blue Christmas. Nelson doing Jingle Bell Rock. Oh, Nelson. Dokken doing Santa Claus is Coming to Town. Yes. Sold. Dawkins? Sold. Santa Claus is coming to town? I'll have to. He's dressed as a bat. I picture Santa Claus on fire. You get the idea? Oh, yeah. Oh, man. Enough is enough. Oh, no, no. It used to be one of my favorites. It was. And Happy Holiday. Really? All the way in. Salmon? I like the... I like their melodies. Are they their harmonies?
I really like his voice. I was one of those guys that appreciated enough is enough as more than what they were, you know? Like, I had an appreciation. Like, I was like, no, no, no. You guys, like, they're really musical. And they're really, like, they get it. They're real talented. Billy Idol, Christmas Love. Striper, Winter Wonderland. Janie Lane. of Warrant singing Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas. Please. And sold. Please. Alright, let's serve some of that up. Nice little holiday treat. A little bump of that. Yeah, great. A little fresh slice. A little fresh. Let's see. Let's play the percentage game. Percentage of chance that Janie Lane recorded this song without a bandana.
Eddie. Without a bandana. Anywhere on his body. Around his wrist, on his head, around his throat. I mean, tied to his jeans. Seven percent. I was going to say four percent chance. There is a four percent chance that he didn't have a bandana. Eddie says seven. Definitely under ten. Sky? Oh, zero. I would bet the farm on it. Is it a festive bandana? Like a red sort of bandana? Doesn't matter. No, because, I mean, if you ever watched his Rock of Love show, I believe he's balding. That's Brett Michaels. That's Brett Michaels. Janie Lane. But it's almost the same guy. You can almost interchange them. Except Janie Lane's been underwater for the past 20 years. Oh, well, then definitely. Zero percent. Very bloaty. I think that he actually just took a Santa hat and cut the top off and kept the white fringe part off. That's a good call. I kind of want to hear that skid row, too. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this Sebastian Bach, or is this...
Oh, yeah. Oh, I don't know. Or does it say Sebastian Bach? No, it says Skid Row, and I don't think that he can use... Is there a new lead singer of Skid Row? Oh, yeah. Really? Yeah, and they've been doing it for a while. Oh, I didn't even know that. Yeah, so I don't think... That's so sad. I know. See, we'll know right away if it's Sebastian Bach or not. You know, the deal is, Snake from Skid Row, he owned the rights to the name Skid Row. Oh. And the truth is, is that he was all the music, all the lyrics. There we go. Oh, come on. Oh, there it is, Mike. Tom Cruise is rocking out to it. In his Valkyrie outfit. Thank you very much. So there it is.
Monster Ballad's Christmas. I have two breaking sports stories. What do you got, Eddie? They have named the interim head coach for the Atlanta Falcons. Who is it? It is their longtime assistant coach, Emmett Thomas, who's never been a head coach on any level, says. So he'll take over for the last three days. And then, this just in, the Padres are in trade talks. I made this joke this morning. With the Pittsburgh Pirates, For Jason Bay. Are you serious? The guy that we traded to them. Who became an all-star for them. Now we want him back. Who are we going to get him? Brian Giles? No. Yeah. Apparently they're talking to the Pirates about sending. They have a lot of prospects like Chase Headley. And then also the catcher, Michael Barrett. And the Padres are also interested in a guy that Sky likes. Matt Morris. Oh, the kitty cat. Yeah. So they're.
Trying to work out some deal, which would be crazy. Matt Morris. Wasn't Matt Morris a pitcher for the Giants? And then right before the trade deadline last year, they sent him to Pittsburgh. Really? Yeah. What do you think of that, Eddie? I would absolutely take Jason Bay in a heartbeat. I mean, he's an all-star. So that would help out their outfield. I mean, they've swung and missed on everybody this offseason. And so we need to do something about our outfield. And they didn't get Andrew Jones. They didn't get Fukudome. They didn't get even Milton Bradley. So they need to get somebody. And, man, I would absolutely love Jason Bay in a Padre uniform like he was before. Well, let's see if it happens. This is a story. of a woman... Can you hear our soundproof studio? Yep. Sounds good. Air tight. It's like Rock 105 is an old Chrysler. You're giving it way too much credit. Way too much. It's like it's a Datsun. I mean... The studios are a Datsun.
You think that they would listen and go, well, we can't have that. Yeah. Mikey's hitting the CD and it's not playing. Like, that can't happen. And I guarantee it. Like, I know this, too. I'm viewed as a jerk. Because you don't like that? Yeah. I'm viewed as a jerk because I talk about the CD on the air. I'm viewed as a jerk because I talk about the EAS test going... On the air, it does that. I'll hit a phone line. It won't... It's sticky, so it won't... Engage the phone line. And the thing is, is that truly, and I'm being serious. I'm being 100% about it because I'm being honest about all the other stuff. So I'll be honest about this. The truth is, it's not engineering's fault. The truth is, is that engineering, the people that take care, they only have what they have. So they can keep fixing it all, you know, like every day they keep fixing it. The problem is, is that it's all outdated.
You can only put so much duct tape on something. It's true, man. Like, how much duct tape do we have to put on? Everything in here is... Sean, what would you say is the year that the board that we use was made? I would say probably late 80s. Listen, Radio Station Studio, in my opinion, should be like a car. You know, if you have a radio station, you should have a really nice car. Well, yeah, you drive it for a while and then you get another one. Yeah. Because eventually it breaks down. It breaks down. Yeah, well, it's something you use every single day, all day long. Well, this station's like my car. Yes, it's true. No door handles. No door handles. You know how Rob's window is like halfway up? You go through the window to get in. Yep. Pretty sweet.
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Folks, I'll just take a few questions, then I need to get back to the kitchen. Todd, The Daily Napkin, huge night here at Rubio's. As manager, how much of tonight's success do you attribute to putting enchiladas in the lineup? Well, I think it's obvious that the enchiladas make us stronger. They've elevated our roster, and they're going to be a go-to dish. Todd, fork and knife news. Could you tell us more specifically what these enchiladas bring to the table? Well, the char-grilled chicken, slow-roasted carnitas, and two-cheese enchiladas all have their own strengths. But I think the magic for each of them is in the sauce. Fire-roasted tomatoes, toasted chiles, garlic, onions, spices. It's a powerful combination. Yeah, Todd, flavor illustrated. You just used the words powerful and magic to describe the sauce. Todd, is the sauce really juice? Huh? Are these enchiladas juiced? How is it possible that they're this good, Todd? They are pretty yummy, Todd. For a limited time, enchiladas are back at Rubio's Fresh Mexican Grill. Four delicious choices, two per plate. With Rubio's Fire Roasted Sauce, they're way beyond ordinary, and they're only at Rubio's. You know, there's some places that when you talk about them, you can say the main big thing about the company or service or whatever.
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It's like, and this isn't like a tabloid reporting this. Her rep has confirmed that she is pregnant by her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Cash Warren. And they're expecting their baby in late spring, early summer. Dang. What's Cash Warren look like? Not that good looking. Wow. Well, compared to Jessica. I meant like a description, you know. I didn't necessarily mean an opinion. Yeah, I think for an average guy, he's handsome. I'd say he's average to ugly. Yeah, you know, if by average you mean ugly. I mean, if you're looking for a description, gross. Yeah, that's how I would describe it. Imagine vomit on a body. Right. You know, vomit with like running shorts on. Wow. This guy's got the lineup for Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve. Everybody excited? I love it. Who do you ever blowfish? Okay. No. Come on. So live from Times Square. Let her go when the sun runs down your field. That's not fair. Because the sun comes up tomorrow. Let her go. What's the song called? Let her go. Let her go.
So live from Times Square, we're going to have Carrie Underwood. There you go. Why not that for the Super Bowl? Thank you. New Year's Rock and Eve is better than the Super Bowl. Miley Cyrus. Wow. Siley Miley Cyrus. And the Jonas Brothers. Oh, good. Yay. And then live from Hollywood, it will be Natasha. It's Saturday night. It will be Natasha. Well, yeah, I think. I mean, some of these have actually already been recorded. But Natasha Benningfield. How dare you. Well, I'm just saying. You don't know that. Well, Akon was talking about it the other day when he's like, oh, yeah, Happy New Year's Eve. I just recorded my thing for Dick Clark's Rockin' Party Central. Natasha Benningfield is the artist that the other day Shauna was in her office and goes, how is that singing that song? I like that song. She does not sound like that. Well, she's pregnant. That song's really good. How is that? Natasha Bennington. I didn't even think that. I didn't. That's not. I tried it last. You came so freaking pissed. I don't even know that that was the one that we were listening to, is it? Do you guys remember? I don't remember. Was it this one? I tune out the music in the office. The music on XM is terrible. Oh, it's so bad. The music is pathetic. The music on Sirius isn't bad, but the music on XM is terrible.
We cannot find a channel to save our lives. You want to hear rock music and it's either too hard rock or stuff that you don't know. And you know why we have to listen to XMP1s? Because we can't get a signal in our office. A radio signal. We don't get the reception of Rock 105 in the building. In our office. Like, we cannot listen to our radio. I know. They were telling us, well, put it up against the window with the antenna. Still nothing. Nothing. It's a joke. So I had to bring my XM boombox from home. Just so we have something to listen to. Right. That's crazy. Crazy. What, are we in prison? I know it. So live from New York, Natasha Benningfield, One Republic. Oh, wow. Plain white tees. How about that? Oh, yeah. Hey there, Delilah. Are they? I've never seen them. Are they like I would imagine them to be, the plain white tees? Are they, you know, very alternative looking with the, you know, dark black glasses? I don't know. I kind of just think they're like average, normal looking dudes. Plain white tees? Yeah, just plain. I just get that impression that because of the music, they're very, you know, smart and so well read.
Oh, that's what they look like? It's a motley crew, right? It really is. How did one of the guys from Belle Biv DeVoe get into this? Michael Bivens? I didn't know Michael Bivens. Michael Bivens is in the Plain Y2. And Ryan from The Office, I guess, is the lead singer. That's kind of weird. Looks like Zets in there, too. That's true. And, oh, look at that. It's Matt Damon's not-as-attractive little brother. Do you know how many P1s that are new to the Mikey show must wonder? I wonder why they do that when they say Matt Damon. Don't get it. I wonder why. Who else is going to be there? Akon, Sean Kingston, Fergie, and Will.i.am. It's very pop. Yep. Very, very pop. Of course. But you're right. That would be a killer Super Bowl halftime show. Can you imagine, man? And, of course, Dick Clark and Ryan Seacrest will be hosting again. And that's what's happening. No! Wow! Out of the blue! My name's Sky. What's happening? Wow! Hadn't heard in a minute. He says, like, three words a morning, and it's all direct shots at Sky. Right. Always. Or you. Oh, yeah.
Mainly Sky. I've counted three. He's talked three times. What are they, then, if you've counted? What are they? There's two from earlier. What were they, if you counted? It was a ham one, and then he did a fist pump right after, and I mentally counted that, and then he directly insulted you again right after. And then this one just now. Directly insulted again after the ham. What was it? Ham's not an insult. Exactly. It's a compliment. Not at all. It's a work of art, according to her. That's right. I know you'll like them. I love them. It's a lifestyle. I know you'll like them. I love them. All right. So for the record, I'm on TMZ.com and they're doing live streaming from outside the courthouse where Brittany is going to do her deposition today that we've talked about this morning. The first time she's going to give her deposition under oath. It's scheduled to start at 10 o'clock. Still have not seen her roll up to the courthouse yet. It's 1013. Wow. And all the cameramen are just still standing there watching every car go by. They do not look kindly upon being late. Yeah. So I don't know. Maybe she got some sneaky back entrance to the courthouse. That's what she said. But where all the cameramen are waiting, no Britney. Yeah. That's not good, man. Yeah. No, he did. And they're all kind of starting to look at each other going and look at their watch. Look at his face. TMZ.com, Ash. I mean, like you go there, the front page is live streaming right on the top. You don't even have to click a link.
Or anything. Well, what I wonder is, is the judge going to do something about it? To write. Because it just seems like they never do. It just seems like they never do. Remember that whole Michael Jackson fiasco? Dude, he was so late. He showed up in his PJ. Oh, yours back. Oh, yours back. Yeah, my bad. But didn't he have a doctor's note? So what? Because he had, like, the flu and went to the hospital and got a doctor's note or something. No, he did. I was on Norco. What? I was on Norco, and I was on Valium. But that doesn't give you a reason. I was on Vicodin. Okay, that's all those. But you shouldn't, I mean, that doesn't give you the right to be late. No, I'm not saying it gave me the right to be late. It gave me the power to fly. Well, that's probably true. Neither here nor there, though, Michael. It gave me the power to fly, and it also gave me... And you should have been there earlier. Well, that was the problem. What's up? Well, in Santa Nez Valley, airspace is restricted. What? And so you're not allowed to fly from Neverland at certain times of day. Ah. Because they come out at night.
Oh, the Dark Seekers? The Dark Seekers. Okay, now you're just talking about I Am Legend. By the way, I have a question. What's that? Whatever happened to my Michael Jackson voice? Ah, that's a good question. That is a far out question. It used to be more than just a high voice. When you get older, things change. Tee-hee, shaman. Star Magazine says Jennifer Love Hewitt is pregnant. Oh, man. Everybody's pregnant. We'll see if that one's true. You know, her people haven't confirmed it. Like, you know, Jessica Alva. Is she carrying in her butt? Uh-oh. Wait a second, Eddie. Eddie. Do not bow. Eddie. Uh-uh. Eddie. Uh-uh. Eddie. A couple extra pounds. That's all. She had a couple extra pounds. You. You. Sit down. It's a bad angle.
Jerks. I didn't think she looked bad. She doesn't. That back shot is... It's not flattering. The back shot is not flattering, but it's also not fat. Right. Wouldn't you agree, Skye? I agree 100%. I think she's gorgeous. I would die to have a body like that. Trunk in the trunk. Whatever. You have a better body than that. Well, thank you, but I don't believe so. Did you have to give her a great big wink like that? I'm being serious. She does. I don't know. I think if you put me in a bathing suit and her in a bathing suit... Let's give it a shot. She has a wonderful physique. Yeah, the day you can get Jennifer Love Hewitt to come in here in a bathing suit, I will match it. Alex Trebek... Work on that. ...had a heart attack. Whoa. Isn't that crazy? From what I understand, he's okay. Yeah, it was just a minor heart attack. It was just double jeopardy. Man, I am on fire. What is a heart attack? Yeah, well, so it was Monday night. With my mind on my money and my money on my mind. You know it, homie. Monday night, he had a minor heart attack. He's 67 years old. Sky, you're supposed to phrase it in the form of a question. What is a minor heart attack? Yeah, what is a minor heart attack?
Sipping on gin and juice. Did he have a minor heart attack is the way you're supposed to deliver this story. And will he be released today? Thank you. Only because he's okay. Right. Thank you. Right. Gary Coleman selling his car on eBay. So we'll see you guys tomorrow and have a good night. Yeah. Why is he doing that? I don't know. He must be hard up for money. Rob will probably want to buy it. It's been retrofitted. Well, you don't have to adjust the seats or nothing. Oh, perfect. Ready to go. A mini-mini. Yeah, so they say that. Here's Gary Coleman now. That's Gary Coleman. He's still wearing that little red Arnold sweater. Do you think that Gary Coleman still likes it when people ask him to say, what you talking about, Willis? I know for a fact he does it. Really? Yes. Well, Eddie, how would you know that? I've done it. What? And what was the reaction? Not good. What did you say? Well, we had him as a guest on a previous show I was on. And he is an angry man. Very angry. How many people did you offend at star 100.7? I mean...
And they put me on that station. Like, what do you think is going to happen? Like, I don't know why they didn't figure it out. Right. You know? So, yeah, I asked him. I go, hey, you know, you're going to give us a little, you know, give us the stuff. Give us the good stuff. And I'm sure he's like, what is that supposed to mean? Yeah. Exactly. And then I said, you know, I said, what do you mean? Give us the, what are you talking about, Willis? Oh, man, get out of here with that stuff. I don't do that anymore. Quit giving me all that stuff. That was a role I played. Oh, no. That was on TV, man. I don't want to talk about that. Why are you here? I don't do that mess no more. I don't do that stuff. Come on. Stop it. Knock it off. Leave me alone. Why don't they fire you? Yeah. Why don't they kick you off at a star 100.7? I don't know. What are they thinking? I'm trying. Get me off this set. Where's Chachi? Get me out of here. The Jeff and Jeff Showgram wouldn't treat me like this. That's right. Laura Keeney never said that. So he must be hard up for cash because last month he sold an autographed GameCube on eBay. Let me tell you the story about my brother, Mark, who works for the railroad, running into Gary Coleman at the railroad tracks about 1.20 in the morning. You've told me that before. I don't know if you've told it on the air.
My brother is finishing up a trip. When you're done, you go to what's called the yard office. As he's walking up to the yard office, Gary Coleman walks up to him and says, Hey, man, I just want to let you know that one of your blah, blah, blahs is hot boxing. It's like railroad terminology. Apparently, Gary Coleman is really into trains. Big time. Wow. He used to live in Tucson. And so my brother said, okay, we got to fill out a report. Thanks, Arnold. Can you come inside and fill out the paperwork? Because whoever saw it has to sign that they saw it. My brother doesn't know who he is. What? Mark doesn't know who Gary Coleman is. Whoa. In fact, when he left and they said that's Gary Coleman, he said, who is that? Oh, my gosh. And they said, he's the guy from Different Strokes. And Mark said, what is that? Oh, no. Idiot. Mark doesn't know.
Mark's never watched TV. He just never watched TV. But sees every movie. Every movie. That's so interesting. But he can't tell you. Mark could not tell you about any television show. Doesn't watch any television show whatsoever. Never has. Opposite of Sean. Opposite of Sean. Yeah. By the way, Britney Spears has still not shown up. Oh my gosh. TMZ just posted an update. As of 9.50, Britney has not yet left her house. at 9 50 she hadn't left her home to get to the courthouse what is this deposition that she's doing about like what is it i don't understand why does she and she's like been putting it off right yeah like her lawyers have got it put off uh they say four times since the divorce was announced and court proceedings began so um today she will actually have to take the stand under oath
And answer questions from KFED's attorney. Really? Yeah, under oath. So this is going to be a first. This is going to be huge. They say it could take a couple days just to get through Brittany's deposition. Dude. I wonder if she will be honest. Because they're going to ask her heavy questions that would have implications on her having those kids. Right. And, you know, a lot of this stuff has been documented by the paparazzi. So if she purges herself, it's not going to be that hard to prove if she lies that she doesn't run red lights or, you know, all the crazy junk she's been doing. So, yeah, this is a big day. I wonder if she gets the concept of jail and I could go to jail. And I wonder if it's even. I doubt she gets that. She's Britney Spears. I don't think that she gets that concept. We'll keep you updated. Hilary Swank takes 45 vitamins a day. Like horse pills? Well, no, Eddie. No, not horse pills. She takes vitamins. Have you seen her mouth? Well, she has big teeth. She has a beautiful smile, but I mean, come on. There she is now. What does she take 45? I don't think taking 45 of anything is good for you. Bill Romanowski is on the hold.
She did an interview for the new issue of W Magazine, where she says she takes 45 vitamin supplements a day, and that doesn't include the ones she sometimes injects. Oh! Yeah, I guess if you need a... quick shot of B vitamin or I don't know what the heck she's injecting. She talks about she does this one for her brain waves and this one for memorization. Does it say anywhere in there about her salt lick? Is that part of the 45 pills? That's not a pill, Sean. You're just trying to make a horse pill. Eddie, my cell phone just gave me a baseball thing. What happened? Miguel Tejada was just traded to the Houston Astros. Not the Padres? Not the Padres. The Padres did not get him. Miguel Tejada. Wow, that's interesting. The Padres do not have Miguel Tejada. I don't think that we would have him. You were about to freak me out. Okay, hey, let's do Sky's Dave Matthews CDs. Yesterday at this time, Sky and I got into a conversation.
And I said, yesterday a new Dave Matthews CD came out. I said, no chance Sky will buy that. You know, Sky, how many of Dave Matthews CDs do you have? I said, percentage-wise. She says 80%. Yeah, you claimed 30%. Well, how do I know? Well, how do you know a lot of things about me that you claim? Well, Mike said, like, what, like 30%? And you go, no, like 85%. Right. Closer to 85%. And he called you out on that. Right. So how many are there, Zeth? And they gotta be legit ones. Well, let me see the CDs. They're all legit. Yeah, all the ones I gave Zeth. I have just as many that aren't from the fan club and singles and bootlegs. Those are the legit ones. This is all her Dave Matthews CDs? Well, the legit ones. I have a whole stack over here of this stuff. Well, yeah, but that's not real albums.
Yeah, these are like specialty releases and stuff. Mixtapes? No, no mixtapes from the fan club. Every year the fan club sends out it. What are these? There's some of these that aren't CDs. They're like liner notes. Yeah, those are just the covers from the CD because I don't have the case. They're like in one of those binder things back before I started keeping the cases. So I just have the... Yeah, right. Yeah, I just go around collecting the booklets from albums and throw the CDs away. You figured me out. 13, 14, 15, 16, 17. She's got seven. And is that counting the booklets? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it's counting the booklets. All right. Zeth, how many Dave Matthews albums are there? And these are full albums, right, Zeth? Right. You went over this list? Yeah. Okay. He has seven studio albums. Can you name them? Yeah, yeah. They're all on here. He has 19 live albums. Do you want to name them?
Yes. All right, he has Remember Two Things, Independent, which is a studio album, recently extended play Under the Table and Dreaming. Independent? Yeah, that's the name of the album. That's not, no. Okay. What is that, Sky? That's something I've never heard of. So it doesn't exist? Well, he's not going to put out a studio album that I've never heard of. All right, he has Under the Table and Dreaming, Crash, Before the Crowded Streets. Before These Crowded Streets. Apologies. Every Day, Busted Stuff, and Stand Up. That was his studio albums? Yeah. Okay, name the live ones. Live at Red Rocks, Listener Supported, Live in Chicago, Live at Folsom Field, Boulder, Colorado. Wait, and we're not counting the one that came out yesterday, remember? Well, that one's on here, too. Okay. Someone's 25 total. Central Park Concert, The Gorge, Weekend on the Rocks, and live at Piedmont Park. That's all the live ones? Loved your energy. Oh, there's more. Ashley. What? Well, I'm just... Come on. Come on, Seth. Live Tracks Volume 1 through 9, Live Tracks Compilation, and Live Tracks Volume 10. Is that it? That's it. Whoa. And then there's singles, but... Am I missing something here, Sky? What? There's stuff that you've given me here.
including promotional CDs that you were given by a radio station. Oh, no. Well, that doesn't mean they're not a full album. But you didn't buy them. Yeah, remember my point was... The point was buying them. Yeah, that was a point. You know it was how many of the albums do I own. Well, the whole point was there's a new album that came out yesterday. If I work at a radio station and I'm given an album, why am I going to go out and buy it? To create waste? I'll tell you what. Let's count it. Well, of course. We're going to count it because if I wasn't given it, I would have gone to buy it. Well, isn't that to say that you would go and buy all of them then? Well, this is back in my heyday. This was before you were cheap? No, this was back like in my Dave Matthews obsession time. So yes, back then I would have gone out the day it came out and bought it. Got it. Did you say before these crowded streets? Yeah, remember I had to correct him. Got it. Live at Luther College? Well, the thing about that one is... No! What?
I think that Live at Luther College with Tim Reynolds. Is that on there? No, it's not on here. Can you put a little oomph in your voice? Sky, what is Live at Luther College? It's a live album? It's a bootleg. Let me see it. I believe it's a bootleg, but count that one as a... Okay, he just said that. He said it's not. Yeah, my bootlegs will be written on by my hand. Okay, so how many do we have? By my ham. By my ham. If we count Live at Luther Cause, there's 17. Okay. And there's 27 total. And how many do you have, Sky? I have 17. He said there were 26 total, but we had to subtract the one from the other day. Okay. Now, should we count both of these as one? Oh, Sky. Because I did. I counted them as separate ones, but since they're the same album. Sky. I see. You're a scam artist. Come on. She gave me two of the same album. Check inside. Is it the same album inside? What do you mean? I don't know. Okay. It wasn't the outside. Sky. What do you want from me? There's a copy from me. Here's another promotional one. Ugh.
Shut your mouth. Shut your mouth. What did I do? I'm sorry. Okay, so what percent is 16 of 25? Who does the math? It's 61.53. 16 of 25? Yeah. So that's closer to 85 than to 30. I win. 12. How many did we say there was that you had? 16, you said. No, there's 12. Why is there now only 12? Dude, because you took one back and maybe I counted wrong. You said seven. Did you count the booklets again? This is the worst thing ever. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. I didn't count the booklets. So there's 16. I may have counted wrong. I'm sorry. I'll accept your apology at any time. We're both right. Yeah, 16. Okay. So is that what we added? 16? Yes, 16. Is how many percent? 61.5%. That's not 80. It's not 30. No. No, but my point wasn't really 30. We're both right. Well, that's what you said. I understand. My point was that you don't buy them, that you won't go out and buy them, which I'm still right because some of these, well, a few of them were promotional items. We're both right. So if you get a copy of an album, you're going to go out and buy it? Yeah.
No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. That's such a lie. I buy it. I don't usually get the promotional item. I usually buy it. Right. Because I don't get the promotional item. I think what maybe Mikey's saying is had you not received it for free, maybe that you wouldn't have thought to go out and buy it on your own. That would be true today, but that wasn't true for back in the day when I was getting those for free in San Jose. When I was obsessed. So what have we proven here, guys? That we're stupid. That Sky will not buy. New music. The new CD. So did you get that new one or no? No, because I, well, first of all, I believe my husband will probably get it for me for Christmas. But secondly, no, I'm kind of a bit apathetic when it comes to DMV over the past year. Why? What happened? I just, I don't know. I got some taste, Mac. No, I still think it's awesome music, but I don't know. I just, I'm kind of burnt out on. Sounds like a horse. What about the concerts? Wow. I can't believe you're saying that. I know. I love it. I love it, but I'm an old lady, you know? Back in the day, you would not miss a Dave Matthews concert. I mean, shot, right? Well, remember, like, a couple months ago, she didn't go to the Dave Matthews concert that she had tickets for because it would be too late of a night. Well, that's not true.
Yeah, it was. It's not because it was just too late of a night. I was moving that day, and we had to do a second run with the moving truck, and I would have had to leave Escondido at 9 o'clock to get to Chula Vista to watch 10 minutes of a show and turn around. I had to eat $150 worth of concert tickets. I was very upset about it. By the way, it's 1034. Britney Spears has not shown up to court yet for her deposition. He's going to get in trouble. Do you still listen to them? I was listening to one this morning. Well, yeah, because you've had it with you. No, it's in my CD changer in the car. It's one of the warehouse collectible CDs. Sean, sign off. Yeah. Gray Street. I think I've given you everything that's important. Sky's awesome. 570-1053. Beginning and end of every show, you can call about anything you want. Where's Brittany?
She's not there yet. Is there a chance she doesn't show up? That would be crazy. And what happens if she doesn't? Like, what's the consequence, I wonder, if you don't show up to a deposition attempt? Yeah, can they take the kids away? I don't know. Probably. I mean, it's showing a blatant disregard. Yeah, I would say yeah. They probably could. Mikey Show, hello. Hello, Mikey Show. What's up? Hey, B-Rob, are you going to look into Gary Coleman's car? I know you'll sit perfectly into it. That's right. We made that joke. That joke has been made, sir. Mikey Show. Hello. Mikey Show. Hello. Hi, it's Quimby. Quimby, what's up? Hey, what up, guys? Hey, I was calling. What can I do to get one of Eddie's Christmas CDs? You got to win. We've been giving them away all week long, so all you have to do is call in and win one of the contests, and we'll throw it in. You want to give me a contest right now? No, play Tone Diff tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. All right. Okay, bye. See you. Mikey Show. Oh, sorry, Mike. That was rad. Mikey Show. Hello? What the hell? What's going on with the phones? Mikey Show, hello. Hello? Dude.
I'm going to take one more. If nobody's there, we're out of here. No! Mikey Show. Hello. Hi, Mikey. This is P1 Joe. What's up, Joe? Did you ever notice how Eddie sounds like Cal from Ricky Bobby? Cal from... Is that the guy that is played by... What's his name, Eddie? John C. Reilly? Yeah. He sounds like Cal. I'm telling you. Shake and bake. Shake and bake! Shake and bake! Thank you for the call. Lovely and talented Missy is up next. She's got on the show today call request lunch. Whatever you want to hear, you call her. She'll play it for you. Don't forget the Mikey Secret Santa. Go to MikeyShow.com. If you know somebody in need, you're in need, you got a neighbor, a coworker, whatever, somebody in need, go to MikeyShow.com and fill out the Secret Santa 100 words or less. We'll see you tomorrow morning at 530. The Mikey Show's out.