The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 12/14/07
Friday, December 14, 2007
Daily Audio 2007KIOZRock 105.3
ham parodypolitical hypocrisyMitchell ReportU.S. Russia relationscourthouse interviewsworkplace accountabilityNFL philanthropyaddiction and faithmikey showhamhoney baked hampat buchanan
Boston Rob debuted the layered Carol of the Hams parody, and the crew turned a listener's covert video of Skye at Honey Baked Ham into an elaborate narration contest. Mikey attacked the climate hypocrisy of Democratic candidates taking separate Learjets, while Pat Buchanan argued that American hubris and NATO expansion had fueled Russian resentment and assessed the presidential field. Eddie unpacked the Mitchell Report's steroid accusations, and Boston Rob's courthouse interviews produced both a borrowed-pants drug defense and a stranger's extraordinary claims about his identity and powers. Ashley and Mikey clashed over whether she and Zeth were held to different standards for instant messaging and production mistakes. The show also praised LaDainian Tomlinson's extensive charity work before Mikey closed with a personal account of addiction, loneliness, and Christian faith.
What happened, in order
Learjet Climate Hypocrisy
Mikey argued that four Democratic candidates undercut their emissions message by leaving the same environmental conference on separate private jets rather than sharing one.
Baseball's Steroid Reckoning
Eddie reviewed the Mitchell Report's biggest names, including Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds, while the crew questioned whether George Mitchell's Red Sox connection affected the report.
Carol of the Hams
Boston Rob unveiled a layered Christmas parody built almost entirely from the word ham, and the absurdly catchy recording took over the rest of the show.
Buchanan on American Hubris
Pat Buchanan told Mikey that American arrogance and NATO expansion had damaged relations with Russia, then assessed Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Mike Huckabee, and Mitt Romney in the presidential race.
Ham Sleuth's Skye Video
A listener secretly filmed Skye ordering at Honey Baked Ham, prompting the crew to post the footage, improvise mock nature-documentary narration, and invite listeners to make their own versions.
The Borrowed-Pants Defense
In Boston Rob's courthouse bit, a man said police found drugs in pants that were not really his after he voluntarily stayed to be searched.
Courthouse Santa List
Another courthouse interviewee claimed to be America's only hermaphrodite, described unexplained moving objects, and said his Christmas list asked for identification, credit, loans, and a truck with a camper.
The IM Double Standard
Ashley challenged Mikey for treating Zeth's on-air instant messaging more gently than hers, turning a small production complaint into a long argument about distraction, fairness, and accountability.
LT Gives Back
Mikey and Eddie praised LaDainian Tomlinson for giving televisions to wildfire victims, buying game tickets for disadvantaged children, and meeting those children after games.
Mikey's Addiction Testimony
Mikey described being isolated and addicted to drugs and alcohol at 19, said accepting Jesus Christ saved his life, and dedicated Third Day's Tunnel to listeners facing loneliness or addiction.
People mentioned
MikeyBoston RobSkyeEddieSeanAshleyZethPat BuchananHillary ClintonBarack ObamaMike HuckabeeMitt RomneyGeorge MitchellRoger Clemens
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It was major news. Welcome to the program. It's The Mikey Show. Getting a couple of listeners in the studio settled in right now that won P1 trivia. They got their backstage passes on, and the way that it works is on Monday, we do a thing where we allow a guy and a girl to call us and participate in P1 trivia. How much do you know The Mikey Show? And both these guys knew The Mikey Show very well. So I let them both come hang out. And it's a pretty cool thing. Get the backstage pass, hang out in the studio with us the entire time, and see what happens behind the scenes. That's right. We should probably go down the line, introduce everybody. It's like starting a TV show. You've got to do the credits. That way people that are new to the TV show, they know who's on the TV show. They get to see who's on the TV show. It works out pretty good.
And then I only have 450,000 things to talk about. So we might as well get into it right away. And then, of course, as you know, phone lines open. 570-1053. That's our phone number. You can call us at the beginning and end of every show. With anything that you want, anything you want, cowboy, 570-1053 is the number. Let's see. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I am... 37 years old. Changed what I'm wearing twice this morning. Well, I went from, you know, casual loafers, these jeans, this t-shirt and a blue blazer to this t-shirt with this blue thermal underneath it and black Doc Martin boots. Why? I don't know. I can't tell you why. I really don't know the answer to it. Let's see.
Eddie is our producer, our sports guy. He is 34 years old. He is of Italian and Mexican descent. And he knows more about sports than anybody I know. And he also works for the Chargers. The Chargers do the pregame for the Chargers. Chargers in town this weekend. Eddie, do you... You don't go to the games very often, right? You do the pregame. You usually like to watch football on TV. It depends. It's difficult from the press box or the Rock 105.3 box to really get the nuances of the game. I take it pretty seriously. Sometimes it is easier to watch on TV and figure out what's going on. But this week's game, I think I'm going up. Good, because every time we go... Only time I ever go is to take my dad. And every time we go, he asks, is Eddie coming up here? Is Eddie coming up here? He always asks. Yeah, Eddie's like his fifth son. Skye is our news girl. She is 30 years of age from San Jose, California. My name's Skye. What's happening? Pioneer High School. What up? What up? In the ghetto. Getting shanked. The Pioneer what?
Mustangs. You were a Mustang, too. Every time you tell me that, it's like I'm hearing it for the first time. Right. Sean is our sound effects guy. He has on a nice button-up today. He is 37 years of age. Look at him. That's right. That's right. He's very prestigious. He's very academic. Ashley is our assistant producer. She is stretching. There she goes. That's right. When she's introduced, she stretches. She's 24. Good morning. Not necessary, right? A little awkward. Just not necessary to stretch in that kind of way. Not at all. Boston Rob is our phone screener, and he's friends with Zeth. This is his professional job title. It's what he does for a living. He's very good at it. A mini-mini.
And then finally, Zeth, he is the seventh member of the Mikey Show. He rounds a sucker out. Zeth's dead, baby. He won a contest, and the prize was, ah, you work on the Mikey Show. Wow. That's right. One day, I hope that he writes a book, and the book is just about his relationship with Ashley. Wow. Because it's an interesting dynamic. The burning bed. They like each other. They hang out with each other personally. Well, this is what I've... We are. No, you are not. Wait, stop it. Hang on a second. I'm about to describe and I don't want you to tell the story. I want to get your input when I'm done. She's feisty. I know it. I love it. What is that? I love it. Dude, she's been feisty all week long. Just trying to do your job. That's awesome. Well, the deal is that their personal relationship... meaning when they're out of this building, is really great. Like, they get along really, really great. They laugh together. They have fun together. They rarely fight. Is that true, Seth? Wait a minute. Let me turn around. Is that true that you rarely fight? Yep. So, Seth, you guys do not fight out of here. Nope. Get along. Yep. That's cool.
I don't mix work with play mic. That's for sure. Well said. Because in here, in the confines of this radio station, she hates him. She despises his guts. That's a strong word. She despises him. If he doesn't say excuse me when he walks in front of her, she's angry at him. Disrespectful, man. Why don't you show some respect, dog boy? Yo, Queen Bee right here. He takes it. He takes it. Good punch, that kid. He's got what they call a very strong chin. Yeah. All right, so welcome to the show. Scott, did you see any of those Democrats debating yesterday? No. I wanted to, but it was on early. I wasn't even home in time. I was so irritated signing on to CNN this morning. Why? Well... Well, we got up there. I signed on to CNN, and they had a story about the Democrats debating, right?
Now, I'll tell you what the stories have been while the Republicans have been debating. When you sign on to CNN and you go to the Republicans debating, the headlines usually read, jackasses get into war of words, or morons trying to figure it out, or Bible thumpers trying to get their way. These are what the headlines usually read. Okay, let me be for real now. The headlines will usually read something like, you know, war of words or discontent or... Something sensational. Yes. Yes. Definitely. Do you want to know what the headline was for the Democrats debating yesterday? What? Trade... Wait, let me give it the right music for... Notoriously left and liberal CNN reports that yesterday... Yeah. A debate occurred with the Democrats. And our headline reads... Trade...
Economic issues dominate last Democrat debate before Iowa. And as you get into the story, the first paragraph reads, Decorum dominated the final Democratic presidential debate in Iowa before the January 3rd caucus is there. Wow. That's how it starts. Democrats save our souls. That's right. Tenders sought to distinguish themselves. on questions of trade and economic growth. Democracy reigns at the debate. I thought to myself, well, that's interesting. They didn't mention anything about Hillary saying, we must raise taxes. Whoa. Anything about that? Because I heard Hillary say that. That would be the sensational thing to say. Yeah. Yeah. Oh.
I wonder why they didn't talk about this. Of this. I'm nervous. What do we got? Sky, I'm sure in your opinion, I very unfairly classify Democrats in a very specific way, right? Yep. You may not hit on exactly what I usually say, but I usually have this one overriding thing about Democrats and what they do and what we don't do. So what do I say Democrats always do? Is this the one about hypocrisy, about how they preach things and they don't themselves? Yes, I do say that. Okay. But it's not true, right? I mean, it's unfair, Mike. Stop saying that. Democrats don't... Well, I believe everybody's guilty of that, regardless of political affiliation. I believe that as a general rule, that the Democrats have a way of saying, do as I say, not as I do. In fact, today it's in the news.
that Al Gore has finally got that mansion under control. No more $1,200 a month electricity. Thank goodness. Oh, good. Well, yeah. I mean, I got a movie out there, dude. I won the Nobel Peace Prize for trying to clean up this environment. So you won the Nobel Peace Prize before you fixed your mansion. Yes, but... Wow. And now, how long ago did that story come out about my mansion? I don't know, a year ago, whatever. I finally did it. Congratulations. That's a lot of work. It's not something you can do overnight, Mike. I thought it was something you could do overnight, but listen. No, not when you're dealing with an 80-year-old mansion and their specific building codes. You're right. A couple weekends. Oh, yeah. You try and get a permit granted over a couple weekends. Yeah, especially if you're the former vice president. It's really hard. You don't have any pull, especially when your whole thing is not. It's really tough. I'll tell you what you do.
Vice President, you get in your BMW and you drive down to the level and do it. That's a gas guzzler, though. Fine, take the hummer. What is your problem? Alicante leather inside that sucker. That's right. Leave him alone. So anyway, guess what happened yesterday? What? It's almost like a joke. Funny thing happened on the way to the Democratic debate. Well, they were worried that debates were going to get a late start because four of the Democratic candidates were going to be late. Who? I didn't listen long enough to get the names and they weren't releasing the names yet. Oh, that's infuriating. However, they were reporting it on CNN. Four of them were going to be late. Why were they going to be late? They were at a conference talking about lowering emissions in this country. trying to figure out something to do with these fossil fuels. Okay? And they were desperately scrambling to get to Iowa on their Learjets that they were flying in on. The same Learjets, by the way, that consume thousands upon thousands of gallons. They should have walked. No, no, no, no, Sky. No, no, no, no, Sky. They shouldn't have walked. They should have done what was suggested to them. Fly together.
They're all at the same conference. Oh, right. But they said, no, thank you. Why? We would like our privacy. Prepare for the debates. Well, that makes sense. Sure it does. But we killed the earth while we were at it. Sure it does. It's garbage. Of course it makes sense. This is the kinds of things you've heard me say, Sky. Of course it makes sense. These things make sense. It's just kind of funny when you're getting them from the people that say, don't, stop guzzling up that gas. Do things to make a difference. Ride together. Ride share. But how can you accomplish that and have your privacy to prepare for a huge debate? I don't know. Maybe you don't talk. Maybe you look on your laptop. How do you prepare by not talking? Well, wait a second, Skye. I don't understand. Let me ask you a question. Doesn't it seem a little funny that the very, first of all, the irony of the conference they're at.
and then jumping in the Learjet separately, even though they've been offered the opportunity to not waste all the... They wanted what all of us want. They wanted to be comfortable in the privacy of their own Learjet. You know, it's the same thing Republicans do. It's just that those Dems, man, those Libby's, they say, don't you waste fossil fuels. Listen, America, why don't you guys carpool? Do something. Shame on you. Shame on you. Anyway, we gotta go. We gotta get down to the private airport where the private Learjet is awaiting. I think they're fueling up right now. You know, you guys should ride together. Save some fuel. I love my jet. It's got my brand of scotch in it. That's not why. They were going into a debate. It's comfortable. They were going into a debate. It's comfortable.
It's not like they were going to a Christmas party together. Scott, you know, you know, you get these four on a plane, they can go off to their own seats and look at their notes and go over their stuff. Especially if they believe as strongly as they do about burning fossil fuels. Plus Joe Biden smells a little bit, you know. Like, hey dude, brush the teeth. Already. Fucci. Why is the word fuji so funny? It's so awesome. I don't know, but when someone passes gas and you hear the word fuji, it's just... I don't know why. It's all tied together. It's just funny. Let's see. Scott, speaking of politics, two other things. Romney was in town yesterday, but only for rich people. That's the truth. If you are not rich...
I don't know. Maybe you could read about it online. I don't know. But the media wasn't allowed in there, so I don't know what you could... You can't read that, then. You could read that the media wasn't allowed. Maybe you can find Mitt Romney's diary and read what his thoughts were. Oh. Maybe you can win the lottery and come the next time. Oh. There it is. Yeah. Maybe you could save up and hear what he has to say the next time he's around. But the way that it worked yesterday was Mitt Romney said, well, for $1,000, you can look at me, which it's worth it. I'm that good looking. It's worth it. Striking. If Mattel ever released the father of the Ken doll, it would be Mitt Romney in that suit. He's gorgeous. He's just gorgeous. Perfect hair. Perfect hair. So $1,000 to get to go there to look at him, right? $2,500? $3,000. $2,300. $2,300. $2,500 would be ridiculous. That was ridiculous. Well, I think there's like a cap on how much... He doesn't want to be a jerk. Well, no, there's like a cap how much an individual can donate or something. He doesn't want to fleece people. Right. He doesn't want to make it seem like he's greedy. Yeah. So $2,300, you get to go there and get your picture taken with him. What was the point? To raise dough, you think? Oh, definitely. Okay, so he went there and he...
had this lunch, he said, hey, by the way, if you guys want to give me some money for, you know, you believe in the things I'm saying, you can give me a bunch of money. Right. Hey, San Diego, let me insert my ATM card, push a few buttons, take some money, go home. Nice. Yep. Very, very nice. Now, this is a political consultant that says, hmm, might not be a good idea, Mitt. Well, first of all, your name's Mitt, and that's what people use to catch baseballs. Cut 65. Politically, it's insane that there's no reason not to get free media, not to let the people know you're here. And conversely, it is sending the message, oh, we're only here for the rich folks. That is the bad message, especially in San Diego. This is a very grassroots town. We don't like hearing that from out-of-towners. As opposed to what town that really loves it, that just embraces it, that embraces elitists from somewhere else. Yeah, not a bad example. That actually might be the one that works. And then some dude that works for Hillary had to resign yesterday because he said that because Obama had done coke, it might be bad for Obama. That's what he said, right? Yeah, he said something to that effect that, you know, because Obama came out and admitted to past drug use. And he said during an interview with the Washington Post.
that Obama's admission to pass drug use would hurt his chances in a general election matchup. I think it might. It didn't really hurt Bill Clinton, but the only reason it didn't hurt Bill Clinton is because he didn't really smoke marijuana. He put it in his mouth like a cigar. Right, because we all believed him when he said that. Yeah, he didn't inhale. Well, he said it. Oh, okay. What am I supposed to think that he did? Well, it's never live. Wait a minute. Well, I think he's kind of, well. Mm-hmm. Ouch. His back was to the wall. Yeah. So this is this, I mean, this one in the Obama drug comment was a high up top advisor for Hillary, but also like a couple weeks ago, another person working on the Hillary campaign quit due to sending these like Obama chain emails out. That makes me, honestly, that makes me genuinely feel bad for Hillary. Yeah, about Obama actually being like an undercover terrorist who's trying to win the White House.
Yeah, she's like, you know, guys, thanks. Yeah. Because it's not like I'm trying to do anything around here. Right. Not like I'm busy right now. Not like I'm busy with dudes walking into my campaign headquarters in New Hampshire with road flares taped to their bodies saying they're going to blow the place up. Idiot. Which is what happened a couple of weeks ago. Now, yeah, thanks, guys. Right. She didn't do anything wrong. Chris Cornell says that his ex-wife is threatening him. Now that's Chris Cornell. He's the lead singer of Soundgarden. Was. Now he's solo. And he says his ex-wife is threatening him and he's got a restraining order against her. Yeah, according to him, his ex-wife has hired a man to threaten him and his family and that this man has actually broken into his home. urinated in his home, like all this weird, crazy stuff. And he thinks that's coming from his wife? Yeah, this man carries a weapon, and according to his restraining order, he believes this man has been hired by his ex-wife to threaten him and his family. Some of the biggest names from yesterday's report put out by George Mitchell. Well, you...
To me, the biggest one, obviously, is seven-time Cy Young award winner Roger Clemens. He's put on that list. Some names you probably know about, like Barry Bonds, Kent Caminiti, Mark McGuire. Those are the kind of names that we've always heard about. Rafael Palmeiro. And then you've got Miguel Tejada on there. Gary Sheffield is on there. Just a lot of names, man, and it's crazy. Not a lot of Red Sox, and that's kind of interesting. I don't know if you guys heard this question yesterday posed to George Mitchell. I watched it for a little while until it put me into a deep coma. The live George Mitchell press conference, which may be the most boring thing I've ever seen in my life. It only went on 30 minutes. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Somebody in the press asked him, how do you respond to the fact that you're on the Boston Red Sox board of supervisors and there's not a lot of Boston Red Sox on this list and there seems to be a few Yankees? I have no vested interest and this is a fair report. I believe him. Maybe it's totally true. I thought it was interesting. But look at Clemens' head.
You know, like, it's gigantic, which probably happened after 97. There's no big guys on the Red Sox, so I see what you're saying. I mean, you know, Big Poppy's Little Poppy. Actually, his name is Little Poppy. Big Poppy. Should be Tiny Poppy. Should be Tiny Poppy. Shouldn't be Big Poppy. The dude doesn't look like he's jashed up. I mean, he's not. Normal-sized Poppy. Yes. So there aren't big people out there. Nothing to see here, Poppy. I'm saying, look at Roger Cummings' head over there. You're right. You guys are right. You guys are 100% right. His big poppy is completely cut and muscular. He's not got a big belly. Eddie said it. Completely normal sized poppy. You're right. He definitely looks like he's on steroids. Joe on the street poppy. That's a great nickname. I love it. Compared to like Jason Giambi. Greasy, sweaty... Tree trunk for a neck. Whatever. All right, guys. It is the Christmas season, and Boston Rob has recorded his epic... What? Oh, yeah? What is this you speak of? No. Oh. Yeah. He's hiding and the sky's looking for him. The song is ham-tastic. A basket of ham. A place with that.
Would you like some honey glazed, Dad? Oh, my God. No way. Holidays and a honey glazed new year. Oh, man. Oh, come on. You know that's going to be played at your house. Here's what I want you to do. I want you to send that audio to Sean so that we can get it on the website. Hi. For people to be able to... So he's quiet. I like ham. He's just saying a word over and over again. Honey. Which word is it? Genius? I missed the word. I can't even tell what the word is. Right. I'm sure. Maybe we should listen to it again. Maybe you should shut up. I gotta tell you something. I gotta tell you something. That is cool. I woke up from a nap yesterday. And I went into my office that's...
Reeks of urine. Cat urine. And I was so grumpy. I woke up kind of on the wrong side of the crib. As we say to Jake. I woke up on the wrong side of the crib. I went into that office. It smelled of cat urine. I sat down. I signed onto my computer. And I saw an email from Flounder. And it said... And I was like, what is this? What is this? And that... Turn that frown upside down. I almost woke Jacob from his nap. I was laughing. I'm not kidding. First of all, when it started, I just burst out this enormous laughter. I went to the landing where our stairs go downstairs. And I go, honey.
I'd like a basket. Can you come up here, please? Honey glaze with that. Would you like some honey glaze with that? And you guys know her. You guys know her. She's quiet. It's pretty funny when she's laughing, like she's laughing, like trying to catch her breath laugh. And then the rest of the night, both of us, ham, ham, ham, ham. You cannot get it out of your head. You can't. You can't get it out of your head. I spent an hour. Now we're recording that and laying the tracks. Because that's not like... It's all layered. It's layered. It's me singing over myself again and again and again. So, I mean, that took a long time. So, all day yesterday. Ham, ham, ham, ham. Oh, dude. Sky, I can't wait until it's stuck in your head and you start singing it later. Oh, it will. It will happen. It won't be your fault. You won't be able to control it. It will happen. What? It's impossible. You know what's great about it? It like, it really is pretty and it's like, it's in key. It's like really, it's nice. Would you like some honey glaze with that? Would you like some honey glaze with that? Is that the caroling of the bells? Is that what it's called? Yeah, carol of the bells. Carol of the hands. Carol of the hands. It is a honey glaze new year. Mikey's show, hello. Hello.
I'd like to make a comment about the Big Rob actually song you just had for the ham. Yes? Yes? Yeah, I'd like to ask it in any way possible. I'd like to give that as a ringtone. Oh, man. Oh, dude. I would love that. I will do anything to have that as a ringtone. How do I... I want that as my doorbell. Yeah. I want to put it on a boot... It's Christmas for me, basically. I would really feel it, and that was amazing, really. I would like to go... door-to-door caroling just with a boombox. And when they open the door, I just press play. And he's holding it up. John Cusack can say anything. He's holding up the boombox. Here's what we have on the show for you today. Ham's what we have on the show for you today. Pat Buchanan was supposed to be on the show last week. Didn't make it. He'll be on the show today. Why was he not on the show, Eddie? It was something about Mitt Romney. He did some interview with Mitt Romney, and he got called away. There you go. So we got him today. Also, what you doing at the courthouse? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, though. Yeah. Talk about it. Yeah. Yeah. Me at a courthouse. How weird. We send Rob to the courthouse. Are you going to go back today and make a payment? I do. They're just saying. Guy's got Boston tattooed on his neck. Two parts with one stone, Mike. That's right. Wow.
Hey, I was wondering, can you guys schedule me to do that on the 18th, the 21st, and the... What else we got? Oh, we got this crazy email about this woman whose husband's in the military, and she allows him to cheat overseas. What are you talking about? Good morning. So, what do you think about it? I don't like it. So, I want to get people's takes on that. And Rude Boy and War Machine. These are two dudes from the UFC that were on this season of Ultimate Fighter. Yes. And they're going to be in the studio. Is Rude Boy or War Machine from San Diego? War Machine is. War Machine. Rude Boy's from Hawaii and is actually Kendall Grove's best friend and his teammate. Why was that funny? What was funny, Sky? What? I don't know, but Sky, you gave a giggle. I don't know what the giggle was. No.
I don't know what you're talking about. Come on, you got a free card, remember? Yeah, dude. I got two free cards. Yeah. I got two free cards. What are the two free? I thought you had one free. No, I got two free passes. Two free passes. What was the first? They both came at once. Because she had had a day where she was, you know, kind of being part of the boys. The apple butter. That's right, the apple butter. I couldn't resist. You were making fun of Skye and apple butter. So, yeah, what was funny about Rude Boy Skye? Nothing. You're not going to use your get-out-of-jail-freak mail. This is a good one. I'm saving it for a really, like... For a rainy day? Well, I want to save it for, like, a funny one. Okay. Oh. Oh, man. This would be way better. And this one, you know, isn't funny. It's just an observation. I want to know your observation. We're going to do the dumb chick challenge. Okay. Okay, go ahead. Whoa! I'm cashing in a card. Okay, fine. Here comes the card. I only have one laugh. But I just think it's kind of funny that she references Kendall Grove like she's referencing, like, Tom Cruise. Like, people are going to know Kendall Grove. That's true. And we know that Kendall Grove is, in her life, you know, a big thing. But to the rest of us... Still? Well, no. No, I thought they still are friends. Her and Kendall Grove. You guys are still friends, right? I don't...
Why are you dancing around the friendship with Kenneth? You still talk to him? Yeah, I mean, I haven't talked to him in a while, but yeah. So it just made me giggle that she decided to reference him as a selling point. Well, I don't know how no one would know who he is considering we had him in studio on our show. I think that a very large portion of the audience does not know who Kendall Grove is. In fact, Eddie and I had a very lengthy conversation. about people not knowing who Rude Boy and War Machine are. The reason that we're having Rude Boy and War Machine on today is A, they're in studio. B, War Machine's from San Diego. C, they are huge figures on this television show. And most importantly, the most important reason we're having them in here is they're pretty controversial guys that are pretty interesting characters no matter what. And so they're going to be in here. But that's the only reason. This guy makes a good point. No one knows who they are. No one knows really who Kendall Grove is. I didn't know who Kendall Grove was until he was on. The only reason I know who Kendall Grove is is because he came in the studio. So I get it. I think it's a... You just made me giggle. See, I don't think that was worth one of my cards, but I cashed it in. I apologize. Oh, I... No! You don't need to apologize. You don't need to apologize. Now, baby! We'll be back!
work around my house I put hardwood floors over wall-to-wall carpeting I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall just so I'd be the only one who knew people come always say go ahead touch it it feels like it's real the walls my house have paintings of the rooms above them so I never have to go upstairs I bought a cordless extension cord The show is on. I just want to say I love the show. I listen to you guys every single day. The news together, and I know the news. Sean. I love it when the fun of white people. Go get it. The show's on. 053. Welcome back. It is 645. Authorities have issued an arrest warrant for five men in connection to the Malibu wildfires that destroyed 53 homes. There was a game last night. The Texans beat the Broncos.
31-13 behind former number one draft pick Mario Williams. Three and a half sacks. There seemed to be a lack of something last night. Whoa. In a game played on Thursday nights on the NFL Network, something seemed to be lacking. Perhaps it was the underwhelmingness of Bryant Gumbel. Did he get fired, or what's going on? Oh, man, I wish. No, unfortunately, he was just sick. And Tom Hammond... Filled in for him. And it was awesome. Really? Tom Hammond and Chris Collinsworth was a great team. I heard just a second of it. I agree. I thought they sounded good. Tom Hammond's great. I've always enjoyed his call. And, man, it was so much more enjoyable to watch that game last night. Dude, you want to hear how bizarre my brain works? I put it on there. I had it on for a second. And I heard this guy that you're talking about. And it was real good. I thought, wow, this sounds good. This is the way my brain works. Oh, man.
I wish Bryant Gumbel was on so I could see how he would mess it up. The train wreck factor? Yeah. I was like, oh, I wonder what he'll do this time. Because I was thinking, oh, we'll come back in here and we'll talk about what happened. Well, you don't have to wait too long. He should be back in action on Saturday night. Oh, great. Are you talking about that barn burner between the 49ers and the Bengals? You got it. That should be really, really Although I don't think Chris Collinsworth will be there for that game. Really? No. Hmm. Ham. Ham, ham, ham, ham, ham. Do you like some honey glaze? Do you like some honey glaze with ham? I picture animated Skies ice skating with hams. Good. Ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham. I don't think that's kind of cute. Who ice skates with a ham? You. You would. You could. Oh, no. If it were legal. Honey glazed New Year. They hadn't outlawed it in North County. No, it's... Whatever. Whatever. Who was inducted into the... Or who were the inductees yesterday for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? John Mellencamp. Finally. Yeah. This is our country. Get out, Mexicans. Yeah!
Wait. That's what the song says. I'm telling you, man. I don't think so, dude. I heard that song at a car wash. I'm sitting there listening to that This Is Our Country, and I'm looking around at the Mexicans washing the cars. I'm like, I wonder if John Mellencamp meant that song for these guys washing these cars. Probably. I know he meant it for the dudes in the Wrangler jeans, the flannel shirts, working in cornfields in Middle America. I know he meant it for those guys. Yeah. But what about Alejandro, who's right now polishing hubcaps here at this car? I wonder if he meant it's his country. Because that guy could very well be a legal American citizen. I wonder if he meant it for him. It's his country. It is his country. S.A.? It is. Leonard Cohen, everyone's favorite. Leonard Cohen. Lead singer of Faster Pussycat. Oh, got it. Yeah, well, he deserves it. It's about time. Really? The Dave Clark Five. Eddie just waved his head yes. Oh, man. No? No. Well, you know all this, like, you know who the extra was on Joanie Loves Chachi or whatever. But the lead singer of Faster Pussycat? I don't know, dude. Leonard Cohen in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? I don't know. Come on, Scott. Hey, so the Dave Clark Five. It's cool, bro. And then finally, the heaviest rocker of them all, Madonna. Oh, wow.
why rock and roll i don't know and the beastie boys got dissed this year so yeah i guess whatever i guess leonard cohen was dave clark five how george mitchell reports stuff we'll tell you about it there's a lot of stuff they rescheduled that britney spears deposition if she doesn't go she's getting stuff will happen i don't know what stuff but they said if she doesn't go to the next one stuff's going to happen. Bad things, man. No excuses next time. Chargers play the Lions at the Q on Sunday. A banged up Charger team, but it looks like Phil Brewers is going to play. He practiced yesterday, kind of somewhat limping around, but he practiced. Mike Goff returned to practice. Sean Merriman missing his first game due to injury. He's not definitely out. Who else do we got? There's a laundry list of guys that are injured. You know, we're kind of waiting and seeing if they're going to play. This is my first weekend of fantasy football playoffs. This is my first weekend. And in one of my leagues, I'm facing LT. Oh, I'm actually in one of my leagues. You are? Yeah. And it's going to be a heavy dose of LT this week. I know it. Which is kind of... I know, which kind of blows because I've also... I've got Antonio Gates. Who's hurt. Yeah.
It's all banged up. He hasn't practiced yet. He hasn't practiced all week? Uh-uh. That's good. Well, I have Mason Crosby, a kicker. That should work out. You got it. I got this one in the bag. Amy Winehouse says that she will clean up in the new year. What do you think about that? That's crazy. The next two weeks are going to be party. Yeah, with all the Christmas and New Year's parties. I mean, who wants to clean up right now? Yeah, it's just, you know, you'd be missing out on all that druggy stuff. Right. Crack is whack. So according to a friend, Amy has agreed to sort out her life starting in the new year because she really wants to be put together to attend the Grammys in February. I love weed. Yes. Good luck. The cat drama continued at our house yesterday. Are they gone? They're not gone. Stop it. Plan was we were going to take them to that kitty hotel. And the kitty hotel said, well, they got to have their vaccinations. So Rebecca called to get the vaccinations. And they told her, well, on one of your cats, it's good. But on two of your cats, it's expired. So now we're going, we're going to have to take the cats, get the vaccinations.
To get him down to, yeah, like, it's all this stuff. Just get rid of him. Shut up, Eddie. Just open the front door. Exactly. Let him go. My mom and dad are coming over. Like, this is what the deal was. One of the cats had an appointment at 4. The other cat was going to have an appointment at 4.30. My parents are coming over at 4 to have dinner and watch Love Actually after dinner with my aunt who's in from out of town. And I said, any other options? She said, yeah, we could take the cats and we can move the cats into someplace else in the house and have the people come clean the carpets in the morning, keep the cats sequestered for 24 hours, and then let them. I said, that's what we're doing. And it still smells like urine. Although it's a little better. She put a product on there that helps. So it's a little bit better. But that's the worst thing ever.
There's a lot of cat drama yesterday. Ashley's lost weight. Yeah. You guys notice? Oh, yeah. Definitely. What'd you have for dinner last night, Ash? I want to keep track of you, make sure you're doing this right. Ash, can you hear me? Well, I was supposed to make chicken stir-fry with my friend who's in town, but she took a nannying job at the last minute, so I dropped her off at that. She doesn't have a car. Wait, wait, wait, pause. Are you talking about Jillian? Yeah. I thought she came to visit you, right? She came into town Wednesday. She's going to be here for two weeks staying with me. But she took a job. I don't get it. Well, she used to live here, and when she was here, she was a nanny. So when she comes back into town to visit, she'll nanny for her old nanny. Now, is she still staying with you? Yeah. Do you get to visit with her? Yeah. When she gets home from work, or how does it work? Yeah. Well, what happened with last night is I dropped her off.
We went to yoga school, and then I came home, we showered, dropped her off at her nanny place, and then I'm going to pick her up today when I get off work, like on my way home. So she nannies overnight? Yeah, because she used to be a stay-at-home nanny for this family, so she's really close with them. Okay. So what did you have for dinner? Well, yeah, so that's the thing. We were going to make chicken stir-fry, but then she ended up having a nanny, and by the time I got home from taking her all the way to East County, it was like 7.30, and I had to go. to bed. Like, I was so tired and I wasn't even really hungry. You didn't eat? You didn't eat after yoga sculpt? Uh-uh. Oh. And I didn't have any food. Rob, I blame you. I have no food. This is Rob's fault. You're not losing weight. Oh, it's terrible. That is terrible. I love you, Michael. I love you, too. What are you even talking about? The Mikey Show. A line out to line up your new career. For the new year, General Dynamics NASCO is seeking individuals to train to be welders, ship fitters, and pipe fitters. General Dynamics NASCO, a leading designer and builder of large ships for the U.S. Navy and commercial markets, is holding special 8 to 10. Welcome back to the show. It is 7.03. Paul Abdul claims that a fanatic fan of her stole her urine from her doctor's office.
Mitchell Report came out yesterday, and they named names, including seven-time Cy Young Award winner Roger Clemens. Well, we are getting closer to having a new president as every day goes by. Next year, we're all going to be going to the polls, and so I've been very interested in it. I've been learning a lot about it. And our next guest may be able to help you sort some of it out because he knows quite a bit about politics. He's a conservative. He's a senior advisor to three American presidents. He ran twice for the nomination in 92 and 96. He's a syndicated columnist. Pat Buchanan is my guest. Pat, how are you? Hi, how are you? Doing fine, thank you. Pat's new book is called Day of Reckoning, How Hubris, Ideology, and Greed are Tearing America Apart. And I've had a chance to go through a little bit of the book, and it's really a pleasure to have you on, Pat. Well, thank you very much. Now, when you talk about hubris,
which is arrogance, it's overabundance of arrogance. It's haughtiness and arrogance, that's right, and a sense of superiority, which generally leads you to overextend yourself, and it leads you to go too far, and there's invariably an accounting for it. Now, are you talking, when you mention hubris, Are you talking about President Bush, the administration, or are you talking about hubris as a nation in general? We're all just kind of have this arrogance about us. I think it's probably a combination of the two when you're talking about hubris. I think it's America and the Clintons and Madeleine Albright said we are the indispensable nation. We see further than others. The idea that once Russia withdrew from, the Soviet Union withdrew from Eastern and Central Europe. We moved NATO right into their face. We ignored, I think, their fundamental interests. I think it's an indifference to the interests of others. It's a haughty contemptuousness. And I think it's a combination of all these is partly responsible for the fact the United States, which was universally regarded as the leader and first among nations, is now very widely despised and detested and resented all over the world, not only in the Middle East and among Arab peoples, but in Europe.
And Russia, the Russian people, they were fanatically pro-American around 1989, 90, 91, are delighted that Putin is defying the United States now. So I think that's true all over the world. Sean is my sound effects guy. He's very staunchly liberal. And, Sean, I can see you, while Pat was talking, kind of shaking your head. Do you disagree because those were the Clinton years? No, no, no. I completely agree with him. I think it's a travesty. You know, he's exactly right. You know, at one point, America was, you know, the sort of de facto nation that everybody looked up to. And now we are universally despised. And it breaks my heart because we don't have to be that way. We don't have to. Pat, when you were the senior advisor to three presidents, and you talk about that in the book, my question is, if you were the senior advisor to Bush right now, and you could sit down with him today, what would be the first item on your notes to go over with him and talk about? I think the, well, there'll be a long list, but I think the first one I would say is we've got to repair the relationship with Russia, which is the large, still twice as large as the United States. It has an enormous nuclear arsenal. It is a country in a terrible state of decline. It loses 750,000 people a year, simply disappear or vanish because of a,
the death rate, and the lack of birth. And I would say this is one of the foremost relationships on Earth. And we've got to repair it. We've got to put it back to where Ronald Reagan left it when he walked through Red Square with Gorbachev arm in arm, and Russians are patting him on the back seven years after Reagan had called him an evil empire. That was really the great achievement, I think, of my lifetime, was not only that the Cold War, which was the cause of our lifetime, we prevailed, but we converted Russia from an enemy into a friend. And it was a tremendous achievement of Reagan. It's partly due to his personality and his character. I remember being with him in Geneva when we had our first summit, and Gorbachev showed up in this limousine, and it was bitter cold, and it must have been zero degrees, and Reagan walked out on the front door in a simple suit, and he was waiting for him at the top of the stairs. Instead of waiting, Reagan rushed down the stairs and opened the limousine door. And here's the head of Russia. And it was just a gracious gesture. And it made Reagan the winner. I mean, people just said that was a class act. And the fact that he respected them, he disagreed. Everybody knows he was an anti-communist to the core. But I think he achieved something. And I just think it is a great sense of sadness to see it all kicked away. Hey, Pat, we're talking Pat Buchanan.
Why do the Russians hate us now? Well, the Russians hate us because we moved our NATO alliance into their face, because we built a pipeline. What does that mean, though, Pat? I don't understand. Well, you took every Warsaw Pact country. They dissolved the NATO alliance, and they had an unwritten agreement with us. We wouldn't move NATO to the east. So you moved your military alliance, and then brought in all the former Warsaw Pact nations, then three Soviet republics, Estonia, Lithuania, and Latvia. Then we were trying to move NATO, incorporate Ukraine in Georgia, which is Stalin's birthplace. And then you cut them out of the Caspian Sea oil. And then you abrogated the ABM treaty and started putting ABM missiles. Hang on, hang on, Pat. Pat, Pat, I'm sorry. Now, wait a minute. Now, the only reason I've got to interrupt you is because... Some of it I can follow. Yeah, he's too smart for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, some of it I can follow. But I know that there's so many of our listeners and...
And even me, that a lot of these things, we're going to have to find out what they mean because it's very complicated. But I get the idea. I definitely get the idea of where you're going with that. We're talking about the... You don't know what's moving NATO into this? No, no, no, no. I understand that. But there were acronyms being used that I don't know what those things are. The A... What were you saying? The anti-ballistic missile treaty? I didn't know about... I do not know about the ABM. But that's... Because I'm just starting to get on this road to politics. And I think I should know what the ABM is. And I think that everybody listening should know. But we've got to research these things. And unless you're watching the Sunday news shows every Sunday, it's hard to know what some of these things are. But they're important. They're definitely important. We're talking to Pat Buchanan. He's a conservative, and he's got a new book out called Day of Reckoning, How Hubris, Ideology, and Greed are Tearing America Apart. Who do you think will get the Republican nomination? If I had a bet, I would say Huckabee or Romney. Who do you think will get the Democratic nomination? I think that Hillary's in trouble. Look at Drudge right now, Drudge Report, and he's got a headline called Is It the End? And Howard Feynman says Hillary's now behind in Iowa, New Hampshire. She could lose Iowa, New Hampshire, Nevada, and South Carolina and go 0 for 4. And even though she has a two-to-one lead nationally, I think Obama has a real chance to win this nomination. Now, you can't write Hillary off. She's the one person who could lose the first four races and come back to win. But Obama has a real potential to ignite the Democratic Party, I think. Why is she losing ground? Pardon? Why do you think she's losing ground? I think people... First, she's not her husband. She doesn't have the spontaneity he does. She's not a warm figure. She's running a successful Nixonian-style campaign of no mistakes. But she's not warm, and she's not an attractive figure.
And while she's got a lot of solid support among women and the others, she's not trusted and she's not liked. And what is it about Huckabee that has him? Right now, if you go to CNN.com, he's on the front page of CNN.com right now, and it says Huckabee skyrockets in key southern state. I mean, this guy came out of nowhere, spent 400 grand in Iowa. The rest of the guys were spending millions of dollars. And the whole world knows who Mike Huckabee is right now. What's the appeal? He comes into Iowa with a pair of aces. He announces himself as a Christian conservative. And that is solid out there with evangelical Christians and with the folks who are looking for a real conservative. On social and moral issues, he is dead right. They've been looking for someone solid on that. When he beat Sam Brownback, who came in third in the Iowa straw poll, Brownback dropped out. That enabled a lot of the Christian conservatives to move, consolidate behind Huckabee. And if you get them solid, you win Iowa. Pat, one more question. You win Iowa, you're on your way. One more question. I'm going to keep this very simple because there's a lot of people that I think would love to hear how you would answer the question. Pat Buchanan's my guest. Last question. He's got a new book out called Day of Reckoning, How Hubris, Ideology, and Greed are Tearing America Apart. Pat, what makes a person a Democrat, and what makes a person a Republican? I think it is their, it is how they are, it is the family into which they are born, the faith into which they are born, and the philosophy in which they are born, or to which they convert in their college years. I talked to Herman Kahn once, the late Herman Kahn. We used to bring him down to the White House and just, you know, hear him vent. He's brilliant, and he said there's only two periods.
Or there are two periods in a person's life where it is possible to really shape or reshape his beliefs. And that's between the time the person is three to seven years old and in their college years. And from three to seven for me was exactly the beginning of World War II to the end of World War II. And so we were really dipped into that patriotism and just over our heads. And the college years is when, you know, let's take Hillary Clinton, when she turned from Goldwater Girl into, if you will, you know, a young radical feminist. And so you can convert in those periods. And I think that pretty much determines. where people will stand for most of the rest of their lives. Most people. There are others, you know, you found back in the 60s, some guys you thought were conservative professors in bell bottoms trying to levitate the Pentagon. But that's a relative rarity. That is a fascinating way to look at that. Hey, listen, Pat, we appreciate the time that you've taken with us. And the new book is called Day of Reckoning. How hubris, ideology and greed are tearing America apart. Thank you so much for coming on the Mikey Show, Pat. Well, thank you. All right, we'll see you. Let me tell you something. Yeah, he's talking. He said, well, you know, Herman Kahn came down one time. Oh, yeah. Is he any relation to Herman Munster? Or James Kahn? Yeah. Or the Wrath of Khan. Or the Wrath of Khan. Now you're talking. Dude, I do know about the Wrath of Khan. But besides that, listen, he is a very wise man. What you could say about Pat Buchanan, but he knows way more than I do. I wish I could have been an Ashley said during that interview. I know Ashley got some of it. I mean, a tiny portion. She checked out the minute he started talking. Okay. Guaranteed. Listen, let me tell you. I was reading the book, and I had to put it down after a chapter, too.
Because it's hard to understand. Yeah. It's very difficult. Does he write like he speaks? Yes. Oh, gosh. Yes. Like, I got the feeling that when I asked him what the ATA is, that was like me saying to somebody, so anyway, Eddie Van Halen went to, I'm sorry, excuse me. Who's Eddie Van Halen? Well, you don't know who Eddie Van Halen is? Yeah. You don't have Bang Bang Bookie? Yeah. What am I talking to? You don't have Bang Bang Bookie? It was, yeah. So, which, in his world, to not know somebody like, or not know something like what I asked. is nuts. Like, are you insane? Are you insane that you don't know what that is or who that is? Which, I get it. But, Ashley, did you understand what he explained about a Democrat and a Republican? I wasn't with you. Fair enough. I guess that's the end of my question. I'm really interested in whether Eddie... You know me, dude. I've been trenched this morning. Scott. I have a whole DVD collection of Red Sox, though. And Ashley. I do my part. On Rock 1053. It is 727. A swat and profane graffiti were found at Westview High School yesterday. Michael Vick apparently asked for leniency before he was sentenced. Okay, P1s, strap yourselves in. What? Well, me and Sean and I, and Sky too, received a video email. I knew you couldn't help yourself in bringing this up. From P1 Ham Sleuth. So creative.
And P1 Ham Sleuth was going to a burger joint in Claremont, which is not far from here, where we are now here at the radio station. And he was sitting out there eating his hamburger. That's not even funny. You guys are still at him right now. When, lo and behold, guess who showed up to the honey-baked ham store? Wait, that's impossible. No, dude. And P1 Ham Sleuth had a camera, like a regular digital camera. that you can do video on. And he sent the video to me and Skye and Eddie and Sean. I like him, so it's probably the most boring thing I've ever watched in my whole entire life. Why don't we let listeners decide for themselves? Go to MikeyShow.com right now. Go to MikeyShow.com right now. You guys, go to MikeyShow.com. And where it says new on the show. It's an actual video.
Yes. What you'll see when you sign on to MikeyShow.com, you're going to see a picture of us and it says Furry Up. It's an advertisement for our new Best of CD. But right under that photograph, you're going to see the word Sky's News and a bunch of categories. You're going to see new on the show and a bunch of categories. The first thing is, watch the video of Sky at the Honey Baked Ham Store. You're kidding me. Because P1 Ham Sleuth. Oh, this is the best thing ever. It was so funny because it was so long. Like, the video was so long. Oh, yeah. And we sent it to Sean to edit it. We sent it to Sean to edit it. Are you kidding me with this? All right. All right, blur out the eyes of the innocent. Okay, there's Skye. It says, check out the video evidence. Wait, wait, wait. Let me get it up here. This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Literally just taping Skye at the register. I guess the girls can't go and get a sandwich. You know what it looks like? It looks like Dateline. Like, hey, what are you doing? It is. Like, how awesome is it looking at video of Skye in a honey-baked ham? Oh, my God. It's a dream come true, really. The proof is in the ham. And then I also got a quarter ham to take home. Of course you did. I just hope this is all too good to be true. There's poor people waiting behind her like, will you hurry up already, lady? And one of these, and one of these, and I'll take a little bit of this. Sky, it's funny because you never mentioned to us either off the air or on the air that you had been to Honey Baked. What was it, Monday? Of course. It's funny that you didn't mention it to us. Oh my gosh, it's so funny.
I've seen this. I'm not kidding you. I've seen this 20 times. I can't get enough of it. Wait, let me do it. I'm going to add audio. I will add audio. Hold on. Get it to where we're going to start. I'm ready. Get it to where we're going to start. Tell me when you're ready. And I'll say begin and I'll do the commentary. You ready? Yeah. Begin. Nothing now because this guy walking in. To the Honey Bakes store. So we've got to wait until we see Skye. Yes, hello there. Hello, how are you? Hello, Nancy. Nice to see you, Nancy. Wonderful day here in Claremont, wouldn't you say? I was curious. Do you have a Honey Bakes sandwich? And I'll take a ham on the side. The Skye. That's right, the Skye. Do you have any ham tasters today? Do you have any ham samples? What's good today? May I lick your fingers, please? I'd say ham about this big, about this tall.
Sky, did you notice anybody in there taping you with their camera? Well, yeah, and this is part of the reason. My God, Nancy, I love you. Let me just smell that apron. Nancy, this is the holiday, so a little bit of a bonus for you this year. You've been ham-tastic all year long. Man, you rock my world. I didn't bring it up. You have my ham caught in the back so I can take a nap after this sandwich? because I was, you know, placing my order and talking to the woman behind the counter who, you know... Nancy. Well, I don't know what her name is, but she's familiar with the show. She recognized my voice when I came in. Her voice? Yeah. And she told her... Hello, Nancy! Did they recognize the Rock 105 jacket that you had on? Was that... I thought she was wearing that. ...that they made a Ram Sky hat? The 16 by 16 autographed picture of you in the background. You just gave to her. As payment. Hi, my name is Sky. A name tag that you have on. Hello, my name is. I heart ham. And I saw the back of some dude walking out. And for a split second I thought, is that a P1? It's got to be paparazzi. You're following me everywhere. I'm saying this. I know that. It's like Brittany going to Starbucks. Me going to Honeybee. And then I knew I couldn't get up because this is what would happen. But then once I got the video emailed to me, I was like.
Yep, my suspicions were correct. A dumbass P1 thinking that that's hilarious that I went into a store. Hilarious. I have to do commentary again. No, you don't. Please stop. Walking into the store. So lame. Oh, hello there, Nancy. How are you today? Yes, wonderful to see you, too. How are the children? Wonderful. Any specials today? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Fresh baked bread today? Yeah, I'll skip it. Let me go for a ham wrap. Hold the wrap. Yeah, give me a hammy dammy on the side. And give me a hammy dammy scramble do. Who is that? And let's see. Give me the hammy hammy ham ham. And wrap it all in ham. Right. Can I pay with ham, by the way? Enough ham. Who is that? Is there somebody hamming me? Enough ham. Sir, I know you're waiting behind me. It's going to be a while. Ham overload. Shut up. Why don't you put Steven on register, too? It's going to be a while, so I'm placing an order here for ham. I don't know if you guys know it, but I do love ham. Sorry, Nancy, my mouth is just drooling everywhere. Sean, how easy or hard would it be for us to make it so that P1s can go to the website, do their commentary, and send it to them? I don't think we need any more commentary. I think we've got plenty of commentary. How do we do it, Sean?
Like, how hard would it be? Have you seen the video? Do you realize what you're looking at? It's just plain here. In a honey-baked store? That's all. She's just buying people going to the honey-baked store. I already said no. I even said, not even right now during the season. I know I asked you in July. That didn't make sense, but it is the season. I wanted to do an all-ham request hour. You'll figure it out. Sean, how hard would it be to do that? Yeah, we could do that. What I want is so that people can, like, go there and... see the video, add their commentary to it. Like, what would you need to be able to do it at your house? Well, you know what? Actually, Windows comes with a program called Movie Maker where they actually have a narration feature on it. Yeah. And that's on every Windows computer, so... Don't bother. Don't go through the trouble, Sean. It's not... Oh, no, no. It shouldn't be hard. No, I'm sorry. You've got a lot going on. You're a busy guy. You're a busy guy. You know what I'll do is I'll put a link.
to download the video, and then I'll write up a couple of directions on how to do it. I'll put it on the page. Okay, basically what you need is windows and a mic, and like, you know how computers come with a little mic on a stand? Is that what you'll need? Yeah, yeah, and most laptops have like a microphone built in, so if you have a laptop, it's really easy. Can you imagine what we're going to start getting from few ones? No, no one's going to do it. And what you need to do is, I need narration. Wow, hello. Yes. How are you, Nancy? It's wonderful to see you. Narration. You know, just send us your narration of how you see it. How you think it went down. Sky, how did it really go down? What was the business that day? Oh, my God. Normal stuff? Ordering ham. Yeah. You know my everyday ordering ham stuff. I had questions about their sandwiches. I talked to her about it. What were your questions? Well, I actually normally just always go in and buy the ham and make the sandwiches at home myself. But I was kind of running around that day. That's delicious. So I just asked what they had going on and what her feelings were about the honey glazed turkey versus the honey glazed ham. Oh, really? And they now carry a new kind of bread, and so we talked about that. I blogged about it the other day. What makes a good sandwich? Nothing, like, no condiments. I know you hate mustard. Yeah. The way I ordered it that day was the honey-baked ham on sourdough with lettuce, pickle, and cheddar cheese. That was it. Just delicious. P1's Spider-Man is on the line. Hey, that has got to be the funniest video I've ever seen. Why is that even funny? It's hysterical.
I want Rob Saga's ringtone, too. Okay, you got it. If you haven't seen Skye in the Honey Baked Ham Store... This is so dumb. It's like proof. Of what? Of what? I got that email. I got that email, and I laughed so... And the original email was... The original video was long. It was so long. Like, you're just sitting there looking at her in the Honey Baked Ham Store. Me getting out of the car, adjusting my pants. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. And so, Sean... That's so stupid. I wrote him. I go, dude, you've got to edit this down so you can put it on the website. So you can see Skye in a Honey Baked Ham store by going to MikeyShow.com. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. That's the point. Click on the link. It'll take you to see it. And then, Sean, during the commercial, work on a thing where we can have people narrate it. Yeah, I'm almost done, actually. Dumb. I cannot wait. Like, when the DVD comes out, maybe we'll have, like, the uncut version. What are you talking about? What DVD? Skye's trip to that Honey Baked store. It would be the director's cut. Right, yeah. It would be the director P1 Ham Sleuths. It would be P1 Ham Sleuth's, you know, original documentary footage. It's like, I saw that Bigfoot video for the first time where I'm like, whoa, there's Bigfoot. It's like, whoa, there's Sky and the Honeybake store. It's true. It's true. I never denied it. I don't is. It's just the beauty of it. You guys are so juvenile. It's so gorgeous. It's gorgeous? It's just the beauty of it. It's gorgeous. I don't know what makes it gorgeous, but okay. P1 White Sox. Yeah, I was wondering.
You guys can make sure to upload it in MPEG format rather than WMV. Some people on Mac can edit it, too. That's a good idea. Yeah, let's do it in both forms, Sean. Yes. Because I want people that have the Apple product to be able to participate in the project as well. 2.4 bitrate. That's right. Make sure the bitrate is up to standards. Buffering. Well, sometimes you have to sacrifice bitrate for the... Greetings overload. Did you say greetings overload? Okay. Let's call this the Ham Project. It's not. It's a Ham Project. It's a Ham Project. If you want to see the Ham Project. If you want to get extra credit for doing the Ham Project. We'll give them a prize. We'll give them a prize when we get the videos. Let's say this. If we use yours on the air. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can give them a prize. If we play yours back on the air. Of you narrating the Sky and the Honey Bake. We'll give you something. For sure. P1 Beer Fest. Yeah, I just keep hearing Sky ask why it's so funny and I just wanted to answer her. Please. Yes. I'd love to know. It's the same thing as when we're amazed when we see a bear eating in its natural habitat. It's a guy around her honey-baked ham. Yeah. It's like Shark Week. Yes, it is. It's like Shark Week. I mean, listen. When you're watching those videos and you get to see a lion attack a gazelle, it's so fascinating. Like, you rarely get to see it. It takes down the gazelle and you're like, you know, this is such a rare opportunity to be able to look inside the feeding life of a lion. I've never been on a safari. Right. I've never been in a honey-baked store. I didn't even know that's what it looked like. This is amazing. That's right. I've never been there. I've never. I swear to God, I've never been to one. I haven't. Eddie.
P1 Ham Sleuth took you inside the world. It's amazing. He took you... Should we get this to Discovery Channel? Yeah, we should. Like, I saw Bear Grolls in the corner of the store, like, hunkered down, going, where I am right now is very dangerous. It's hard to get in between her and her ham. Never get in between a woman and a ham. A couple of months ago, two backpackers were in this very store trying to get a bite of the tasty sandwich that Sky was ordering. They were never seen of again. Stories like this are not uncommon when you don't know what you're doing. In the ham and getty. That's right, in the ham and getty. I was once stranded here in Hamquidor, and I had nothing but this flint and a waterboard. But by finding out what the indigenous skies of this area do, I was able to keep myself warm and ham-filled for the weekend. Ham, ham, ham, ham, ham. Oh, yes. Ham lights at your home this weekend? MikeyShow.com. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. If you would like to see a real-life ham eater in her natural habitat, it's video footage taken from P1 Ham Sleuth, who, can you imagine, like, how excited he must have got? Like, when he's getting his hamburger, and he's having his hamburger, and he, like, looks over, and he's like, that's this guy going to a Honey Baked? Like, it must have felt like winning the lottery. Yeah. And you grab your camera, and you're like, I can't believe this is happening. It's like, you just got Marlon on the line, and you're like, whoa, no! So, check the video out right now, MikeyShow.com. And we're also going to let you be able to download it and put your own commentary to it and send it, your own narrative, and send it into us. When we come back, I got to tell you the kind of smack talk.
That Reese Witherspoon has been talking about Vince Vaughn. It's all coming up next. ...or call 1-800-GIVE-PJs. That's pajamagrams.com. Stop it, Mike, and tell them... The Mikey Show, where you'll get a physical for your morals from Dr. Phil. Traditionally, people buy clothes, but it's too small for them. They're trying to tell you it's time for you to quit the pudge factory. And by that, I mean you're too... Okay, well, I think we got it. You know, Mikey's mother used to employ this cactus. Dr. Phil, look what a fine, stable young man he turned out to be. 754. The banged up chargers are taking on the Detroit Lions at the queue this Sunday. All the action can be heard right here on Rock 105.3 starting at 8 a.m. What just happened? I love my word in P1 Fancy Pants over here. Immediately bust into laughter. Hysterics. Ian is like a lot of us. It's not Fancy Pants? Weird. It is not P1 Fancy Pants? It's not. Hey, listen. P1 Ian thought it was a little bit funny. We got two trivia winners in the studio. We have Ian and Carrie. And Ian, it's kind of cool to see it live and in person, right? I mean, when you hear a flub on the radio, it's one thing. But when you're sitting there live and in person, it's pretty funny. It's pretty funny. It is pretty funny. You know what I'm saying? Ignore it. Hey, something cool is going on. You got kids. I got an email about this that local churches are partnering together to bless the community of Barrio Logan through giving free toys, clothing,
and family entertainment tonight. Doors open at 5, Calvary Baptist Church, 719 Cesar Chavez Parkway in San Diego. They will have a fun zone, entertainment, toys for all kids, clothing, food booths, and more. Everything free. It's all free. Wow, that's really cool. Everything's free. And so, pretty cool thing. And that's going on tonight, starting at 5 o'clock. Again, Calvary Baptist Church, 719 Cesar Chavez Parkway, San Diego. Go check it out. Our CD is available for you. It's the Best of the Mikey Show CD, 2007, and it's called Furry Up. Furry Up already. The track listing. Give me the track listing. I asked for that, but I don't have it. And I want to get a copy of it in my hand. But anyway, the track listing's great. That's what I can tell you. No, that was awesome. Well, it has a bunch of art. Oh, well, Rob's moving. Rob's moving fast. I can't tell you right here. Here you go. Why did I not have this? Rob, I heard nothing about that. How did you know where it was? Now, do you know whose job it is to give me the fresh liners? Ain't mine. Is it Zeth? I ain't rolling over on nobody. It's Zeth's job. No, it's my job. Listen, it's an honest mistake. It's an honest mistake. What am I going to do? Get upset about it? I think we should have a new rule. If Ashley messes up, I force Zeth to scold her about it. No, don't do it. Can you imagine? She will not.
Like, whatever. I didn't have the liner for the Best of the Mikey Show CD. Yeah, you do? I do, but it's not updated. He wants the track listings. This is the updated one. It's a brand new one, and it's got the track listings on it. Oh, I was not... I did not know that. Well, that's okay. You made a mistake. I apologize. Apology accepted. That was totally my bad. In fact, apology not necessary. Okay. Well, I still would like to. Don't worry about it. I had you back. Don't worry about it. Hey, listen. Don't worry about it, kid. Everyone makes mistakes. Oh, no. You know what I mean? All I'm saying is, is that imagine that poor kid if I said... If I said to him, Zeth, I want you to imagine that I'm really upset. But I'm not going to be the one to let Ashley know. It's now your job. If she messes something up, it's now your job. And the only rule, Zeth, is that it cannot happen off the air. He may just go home. Right now, he went to get everybody breakfast. Right now, his hands are shaking just hearing it. The Best of the Mikey Show 2007 is called Furry Up. And what does it have on it? A little tough love with Eddie. Yes! It's got B-Rob's song parody, Lost All My Game. I love that song. It has the only Ashley and Sky fight that have ever happened on the air. And it's a doozy. It is a doozy. It's got Dr. Phil on there. It's got the original time that this happened on the air. Very first time that Sky and the bathhouse ever came up on the air. That's awesome.
I mean, we've... I like history. It is. It's history. It is. It's a historic moment when it actually happened right here on the air. It's a jacuzzi club. I'm sorry? It's a jacuzzi club. What's a jacuzzi club? Well, you refer to it as a bathhouse. It wasn't. Oh, you're back to saying that the bathhouse is a jacuzzi club? I've always said that because that's the facts. What's a jacuzzi club? Shut up. We've been open this 800 times. I've never heard of that. I mean... Well, dude, I don't know what a jacuzzi club is. It's code for bathhouse. It is not. I've never been to a back house. Well, wait a minute, Eddie. Eddie, Eddie. Put it on the board. I better ask you, because she... No, it's up there. I got it. I'll raise it. Are you saying that if I... Eddie, are you saying that if I go to the Yellow Pages and look under J, I can find Jacuzzi Club? No, you'll find Jacuzzis. So I can buy Jacuzzis. For sale, yeah, but there's no clubs. Well, I have a feeling that the particular place that she went to is not listed in the Yellow Pages. No, you have to know about it. Okay. You do! Okay, because you were there. Well, how'd you find out about it, then? How did you find out about it, Skye? A friend told me. So then you found out about it through somebody. But that's not to say they don't advertise. Hang on, Skye, hang on. Why don't you just... A bathhouse? It's not a bathhouse. Listen, why don't you... Why don't you just get the Best Of CD and hear it for yourself? Also on the Best Of CD, Boston Rob's parody to the Cheers song. Oh, no. Yes. Also on the Best Of CD, the time that Skye told the story about her sunburn. Oh, now that's history too. And... But I don't know that...
Is that enough today? Was I here for that? Shut up. It was when she talked about how she cured the sunburn. I'm not familiar. Shut up. Get the CD, Eddie. Oh, man, I'm going to have to because I don't know that I know that story. Best of CD is $9.99. Wow. That's a bargain. You also get the first ever dumb chick challenge, which was a doozy. Yeah. You get to hear when Eddie was about to get married and we all decided that we were going to do a contest to see who could give Eddie the best toast. Why did you do, ugh, why did you make, ugh, why did you do that? Well, I'm so good over that. You had a beautiful toast. Well, I know that. Yes, because Rob won because, oh, look, I'm funny. Oh, I can make a mockery of it. Well, we said you could do a toast and then we didn't, you know, do it however you want. Yeah, you're supposed to do it in your own style. You know that's how Rob would give a toast. Whatever. We also have the duet between Boston Rob and Ashley doing that Kid Rock Cheryl Crow song. Oh, that's a good one. Song they did was called Don't Want to Fight Today. And we also have...
one of the funniest what you're doing at the courthouse bits ever. Oh, yeah. That he ever did. Now, we're going to start selling this at cricket locations, and if you want to find out which ones they are, go to MikeyShow.com. You can pre-order the CD right now by going to MikeyShow.com. It's $10. All the proceeds are going to benefit the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. Very nice. So, oh, and we're also going to be telling you very soon where we're going to be doing CD signings. Yeah. We're going to go to the different cricket places. We're going to go to a couple of select cricket places as a show. and we're going to sign CDs for you. So go buy them, and we'll sign them. That's right, Eddie. P1 Dave. Yeah, I was just wondering when B-Rob is going to go to this jacuzzi club and put an end to this facade for the bathhouse. When are you going to do that, Rob? Whenever you guys want. Well, it was up in the Bay Area, and I don't know if it's open anymore. But don't they have jacuzzi clubs here? Well, I don't know. I've never been to one here, so I wouldn't know if it's the same as what I went to. East County called, like, Tubbs or something. Tubbs. I'll go check it out. Because of very... Sky, that's a nice place for... Because of very... Well, the moment's gone. Oh, I'm sorry. It's all right. It's all right. I'm sorry. I'll bring it back when the timing's better. All right, Jacuzzi Club. Let's get back into it. Well, because of... Thanks a lot, guys. Oh. Thank you. Well, because... Well, I was going to say, I... Forget it. Forget it. The Mac version is now up of Sky at the Honey Baking... Oh, yes! What song? Him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him.
I think that means yes. At one of our signings, I really hope that there are some P1s that show up and carol us with that song. How great would it be to hear ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham. That is a checkout. What happened? What happened? That is a checkout. Well, what we're saying is that if you go to MikeyShow.com, you can now download the Sky at the Honeybake store in WMV format and And you can also download it in MPEG format. Affirmative. So whether you have a PC or a Mac, you can download it and you can do your own version of it and you can send it back to us. And if we like yours narrating Sky's Honey Baked Ham video, if we like it and we play it on the air, give you a prize. That'd be real nice. Reese Witherspoon is talking a little bit of smack about Vince Vaughn. Whoa. They're not getting along on the set of the movie that they're working on right now. Sky, why is Reese talking smack? Sky.
What do you want from me? Oh, jeez. Information. About Reese and Vince. It's hard to play when I'm done all morning. Oh. You know, I just want to take my ball and go. All right, we won't make fun of you anymore. Thank you, Mike. This half hour. And I bet you can't even do that. I promise. Till 8.37. I said this half hour. Yeah, till 8.37. That's a half hour. That's a half hour from now. Yeah, they count them in quarter hours. What? So, anyway, what were you saying? So, Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn are filming this movie called Four Christmases, which will come out for, you know, next Christmas. And I guess they have very different working styles. You know, Reese Witherspoon studies her line, comes in camera ready. She wants to block out the scene. She wants to go over the lines and rehearse. And Vince just, like, rolls in like he's been out partying all night. And he doesn't really want to go over anything. He just kind of wants to improv. And so they're totally butting heads. And according to sources on the set, like, when Reese has her back towards Vince Vaughn, he's, like, doing all these, like... Like wanting to kill her. Yeah. Well, the thing that I don't get is that... how that's such a big surprise to her, because it seems like Vince Vaughn's thing is kind of spontaneity, ad-libbing. Like, it would seem like that's kind of his thing. That's the way he goes about his business. That's what makes him Vince Vaughn. Yeah, exactly. Let's see. P1 Busta, are you there? Yes, I am. Good morning, Mike. How are you guys doing? Good, man. Hey, quick question on the CD. How come, and I know you're not going to like this, Sean, but how come the furry didn't make it on the CD?
It's a 28-hour show. Well, I mean, the whole CD is called Furry Up and features pictures of us in furry costumes. And the deal is, is that there are so many moments. This is a 74-minute CD, of which we've taken up 73 minutes, 59 seconds. True. And there are so many moments. Like, I mean, there's stuff that we've done today already that could be on a best-of CD. It's just how do you find room at the end? I mean, to take a year's worth of stuff that's happened on The Mikey Show and distill it down to 74 minutes? It's practically impossible. And especially when you consider that one of our average radio breaks is a half hour long. That's why we don't get... I mean, we're supposed to be in here from 6 to 10. It's why we don't get off the air until 10.40. It's impossible. It's impossible. It's impossible. It's impossible. It's impossible. It's impossible. It's impossible. So not everything could make it on there, but we wish it could, man. We appreciate the phone call, dude. Thanks a lot, Mikey. Have a good morning. Thank you, man. Let's do this. Quick time out. When we come back, what you doing at the courthouse? That's Boston Rob at the San Diego courthouse. And as people are walking in, he's going, what you doing at the courthouse? And taping their response. There are now naked pictures that have surfaced of a desperate housewife. One of the women on Desperate Housewives. I'll tell you who. It's 818. LT gave away TVs to 300 wildfire victims on Dr. Phil's show. A-Rod finalizes his record deal with the Yankees saying opting out of his original deal was a debacle. Some emails we're getting. Mikey does honey-baked have a hammer ground.
Wow, that thirst didn't last very long, did it? That is P1 Joe. That's a legit question. Well, I'm reading emails. He's reading emails. Well, yeah, but you said no making fun of Skye for the next half hour. And I will not. But maybe that Skye wants one for the holidays. But you can read a joke about me. Not a joke. I don't know that that was a joke. The guy was asking if there's a hamogram, but... Right. Sounded like a legitimate question. Right. Well, glad you stuck to your thing there. Well, I'm no joke. I have not made any jokes. I'll look it up for him. You just did. If I make a joke, then I will be guilty. However, that was written by P1 whoever. Emails. P1 Joe. Emails on the show. You always read emails. You promised a half hour. I promised you a half hour. I will not make any ham jokes. Yeah, I don't find a hamogram anywhere. I'm looking. The next one is, the subject is music to my hammy. Mikey, I just want to say thank you between the new B-Rob ham song and the Sky video. Who needs Christmas anymore? I've received all the gifts I need. No joke. That was P1 Jen.
Hey, guys. So I was driving home last night from work, and I heard the best Honey Baked Ham commercial on the radio. The announcer was talking about a Honey Baked Ham Christmas CD, and in the background, singers were singing Sky's favorite Christmas songs, like Jingle Ham, Jingle Ham, Jingle All the Way, Ham to the World, and We Wish You a Merry Christmas and a Hammy New Year. It was the best commercial I have ever heard because it reminded me of Sky so much and made me laugh hysterically out loud to think that this is the Christmas music she listens to. Isn't that sweet, Sky? That's nice. A lot of you. And if you can't get that commercial to play, I'm sure you can get someone to make Sky's very own favorite Christmas ham songs on CD. Maybe something like Silent Ham, Holy Ham. Not bad. Honey Baked is Coming to Town. Frosty the Snow Ham. The Little Drummer Ham. Rudolph the Honey Baked Ham.
And of course, who could forget, hammies roasting on an open fire. That's P1 Carolyn. Just some emails that we're getting in. So there you go. I think that's... I shouldn't even comment on it. It's not 8.30. Well, I promised Sky that I wouldn't make any jokes. And I'm going to stand by it. I'm not going to make any jokes at all. That's good. Yeah, until 8.30. 7. Until 7.30. 8.37. You say 837. Yeah, you said a half hour. I said this half hour. Yeah, he did. He did. Skye, who's the desperate housewife that has nudie pictures out there? Marsha Cross. Marsha Cross, the lady that convicted OJ? Tried to? Well, no. Why would we want to see her? With that real bad perm? Well, no, wasn't that Marsha Clark? It was terrible. You say Marsha Clark. Yeah, Marsha Cross is the redhead from Desperate Housewives. I was going to say, how did OJ's attorney get on that show?
She wasn't a redhead. That's right. That's not her. Yeah. She was almost a no head. Yeah. Okay. If I had my druthers, she kept that stuff up. Good one, OJ. Yeah, keep it up, bad perm head. Oh, wow. She a head? Yeah. That's not very nice. I'm gonna wash that head right off of your head. I'm gonna wash that head right off of your head. Oh, wow. Kind of sounds like a thread, OJ. No, no, no. It's a new song I've been working on. But I've never heard that, so I just... It's a jingle from my new shampoo called No Head. You'll be head and shoulders above your head. That's right. It's a new shampoo I'm using called You Better Shut Your Mouth. New shampoo from OJ called You Want Some Advice? That's what the shampoo's called. Really? You want some advice? You better shut your mouth. That's kind of a long title. I don't know if that's going to work out so well. Yeah, we're working on a big bottle. The conditioner's called See, I Told You. That's right. That's right. The leave-in conditioner's called Shoulda Listen, huh? A little scary OJ. Yeah, I don't think he was scary. And then the hair chair's called How You Like Me Now. Okay, see, that's just weird. And the hot oil treatment is called Two Dead Crackers. Okay. Double over the top. See there. Double over the top OJ. I'm just trying to play along. Oh, my God. P1 Josh is on the line. Hey, guys, what's handpooning? No, not too much, dude. I got a legitimate question for Sky. Did you use your hand with a month club card when you went in for that video?
It's a legitimate question. Seventh one free. I believe you said you had a gold card. What was that? So far, I've had 30 free ones. Okay, well, there it is, Mike. Oh, I did. Okay, I've got to add another. Add another. Another half hour. Every time I screw up. No. So now we're going until 9 o'clock. No, it's 825. You said you're going to add another half hour. Okay, 9 o'clock. To the first half hour. Yes. No. Yes. Stop right. Stop. I've got to write a sign, man. Oh. Oh, darn. 9 o'clock. What up? Or what? Yeah, thanks, Eddie. He won Mark. Hey, I want to give Skye some props. Go ahead, go ahead. With her patience. She puts up with you guys. Thank you. Skye, good job. That's right. It's not always coming here. Hey, Mr. Skye, when are we playing poker again, man? That's not Mr. Skye. Ah, the silent assassin. That's right, he's a good dude. Later, boo. He's a good dude. Later, boo. I love the boo. Bunny boo. Hi, bunny boo. P1 Talen is on the line. Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. And beating. Good morning, Talen. How fresh and creative. I just have a question and two comments. One question is, are you guys going to be selling the CD at the CD signing?
Yes, as far as I know we are, yes. Okay, also, a caller called in about the Panda thing at the 28-hour show. Right. And on the P1 site, they have the whole show archived. The whole 28 hours? Yeah. Okay, wow. Well, you can go listen to it at P1site.com. And the other comment was that at 735, 736, Ashley was quoted as saying, it's a ham overload. Really? It's too much. Thank you, Ashley. I can't comment on that. I can't comment on that. You're doing that, sir. It's a ham flood. Stop it. That's my apartment. That's torture. That's torture. I hope somebody doesn't steal your ham, Scott. Is he going to turn on me? Is that what's going to happen? I dare you. Where does ham come from? For everyone. That's clean. I don't know what to do for the next hour. Ham tidal wave. You're so stupid. Let's do a little bit of this. The people in cases you are about to hear are real. The person interviewing them is real. Stupid. It's time for what you're doing at the courthouse. Boston Rob? He didn't have an agreement with you. I gotta make up for Mike over here. I'm working for two people. We send Boston Rob to the San Diego County Courthouse with a microphone. Just taking care of business and hanging out with old friends. That's right. Now, for those of you that don't know...
Rob is a dirtbag. Huh? He has got the word Boston tattooed on his throat. And it's really all the description you need. You can fill in the rest. Yeah, fill in the blanks. You know, you get it. You know where I'm going with that. So what we do is we send him down to the courthouse to talk to people. And, uh, how did it go yesterday? Oh! Help it! In your throat? Ham got your tongue? How did it go yesterday, Rob? It was hammerific. I'll tell you that. Oh, I don't like that look. This guy just turned around and gave you. Yeah, I think we found out today. We're good. Thank you. Let's move on to... When you say we... We got a fallen soldier right now. Look of death she just shot Rob. I know. That's scary. I know. The guys are like... I wrote the song to her. The guys like put their arms underneath my arms. Yeah. It's all nine o'clock. I'm like, oh, guys. We're going to get you back to the ham-a-copter. I'll never forget you guys at nine. Leave no ham behind. It's a helicopter ride in the... Honky. Honky. It went... Hey, Ashley, did you get that... Did you get that thing from Flounder, the new song? Did you get that from Flounder? No? Yes? I don't know. There's a new song. It's Boston Rob's new song. It's not the ham one. Right. It's a commercial. Yes, I did get that. I wasn't instructed to load it yet. Are you talking about today or yesterday? Yesterday I got it. Okay, he's got a new one, and I'm going to send it to you right now. Okay. Oh, no. I just want to know. Wait a minute. I just want to know. Evil giggle. I want to outline some rules. Rob?
Wait a minute. Before I say anything, all I'm going to say is, just after 9 o'clock this morning... What? Whoa, what? Well, no, it doesn't have anything. You could load it at any time. It's not about Sky. I mean, maybe one reference. Aren't we doing Courthouse right now? Yeah, we're doing what you're doing at the Courthouse. It went great, Michael. Thank you. I got to tell you, though, this time, I met possibly the most interesting person I've ever met in my life. Really? First or second, guys? It's the second. Well, look at what I put for the second one. It's the second one, and interesting character. It says, B-Rob speaks with the only known hermaphrodite in the U.S. But I thought that there's many known hermaphrodites in the U.S. Oh, really? How many do you know? Oh, okay, so it's the only one that you've ever met. No, this is his claim. Oh, it's he saying he's the only known hermaphrodite. I gotcha, I gotcha. Okay, but first, B-Rob talks to an old guy about getting busted with drugs in his pocket. But, go ahead, this guy scared the bejesus out of me. But the pants he was wearing were not his pants. Happens all the time. Yeah, that old. Sure it does.
What are you doing at the courthouse? I'm trying to get into Raymond Cork. What did you get arrested for? What are the charges? What are we looking for? They found a strange bag in one of my pockets. A strange bag? You didn't know it was there? No, I had no idea. They weren't really my pants. I just got it. They were in your pants. Well, you know how this works, guys. A lot of times you go to work pantsless, right? Yes. And on your way there, you notice a pair of pants on the side of the road. Oh. That's what I did today. And you go, oh. That's cool. I don't have pants on. I need a pair of pants. I just saw a pair of pants. I'll put those pants on. Or sometimes you'll be like Britney Spears and just for funsies swap outfits with someone. Sure. Or sometimes your friend has two pairs of pants on and is getting really hot and goes, hey dude, can you wear these other pair of pants for me? Because I'm getting really hot with two pairs on. And you go, yeah, I can, but I'm going to have to take my pants off and wear your pants. Yeah, you remember this for next time. That's right. Or maybe you're like this. How old is this guy? Rob, how old would you say he is? See, I think he was about 50, but he looked 60. You know what I mean? It was one of those. Well, that's what I was just going to say. Usually guys in their 50s and 60s, they like to get together with their friends that are in their 50s and their 60s and exchange clothes like young girls. It's really a thing guys in their 50s and 60s do. They borrow each other's pants. It's the sisterhood of the traveling pants. Right, exactly. That's right. The ya-ya pant hood. Well, some chick turned me on to him, you know? Some chick turned you on to him, so you're telling me that you got girls' pants on? So, yeah, well, you know.
So you got a controlled substance. What class are we talking here? Well, it's the high one, whatever that is, you know. Wow, okay. I don't know about that giggle. I don't know about that giggle. Is this a felony charge for you? He stood what? He stood like two inches from me. Like when we first started talking. Yeah, when we first started talking, it was fine. And it just kept inching, and that laugh was creeping me out. And then I noticed he had like a tooth. It's garbage! How come some people don't know they're standing too close? It's weird. If you do. I say space invader. What did you guys say? What's your word? Close talker. Close talker. Hate it. Felony charge. All right, now where were you? How'd the cops go? Well, I was at Presidio Park in the designated smoking area smoking a cigarette when somebody came running down the hill and stopped. Some random guy? Some random guy. And the police pulled up and said, hey, the reason we're hassling all you people is this guy here. He was obviously being chased by cops. Yeah, obviously. And he just stopped right there thinking he could mingle in with... the people there and get away. So they searched us all. What was the crowd like that you were hanging out down there? Just a bunch of old people, you know, old vets. Hanging out playing chess or whatever. Well, yeah. I just roll through there every now and then and talk to a bunch of people I know, you know. Smoke a cigarette and see how they're doing. So then, well, they searched four people, you know. I had an opportunity to leave, but, you know. Why didn't you take the opportunity? Because I didn't know I had anything on me. It's kind of like when you're doing your laundry and you're paying $10 in the pocket. Yeah, I was there. Yeah, but this was the lotto ticket, apparently, you know. That is fantastic.
That is fantastic. I don't care. Like, he said he didn't know he had anything on him. If the cops say, hey, we're either going to search you or you can leave, I'm leaving. Even if, like, I don't have nothing on me, I'm leaving. I don't want to get harassed. Yeah, don't stick around. So this next one, B-Rob speaks to the only known hermaphrodite in the U.S. Oh, wow. You want to say anything about it? Okay, what are you doing? What? Does everybody know the lead singer, I don't know what his name is, of Incubus looks like? Yes, I do. Brandon something. Yeah, Brandon whatever. Dark hair, skinny. To get a visual, it looked like him, but a little more girlish. Okay. Less facial hair. And a little hobo-esque. Okay, I gotcha. His name is Brandon Boyd. Boyd. That's it. So what are you doing at the courthouse? Well, I happen to be the only Hermaphrodite in America. What is the voice? What is the voice? Is it a southern voice? We'll find out. Take a listen. So what are you doing at the courthouse? Well, I happen to be the only Hermaphrodite in America. What about Jamie Lee Curtis? Never heard of him. What about Jamie Lee Curtis? Wow. And then he goes, never heard of him. Listen to that. Listen to it again. So what are you doing at the courthouse? Well, I happen to be the only Hermaphrodite in America. What about Jamie Lee Curtis? Never heard of her. Oh, the best. Well, he's in a lot of movies. He's my favorite. Yeah. Well, she's in a few movies. Well, I mean, all I got is a female reproduction score. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. I'd rather you not show. Yeah, I said. You had a surgery with it or what?
When I was born, it took my female reproduction system out. You know, and you leave as a male, you know, as far as gender type. I question whether or not that's true. Oh, really? I question whether or not that actually happened. I don't know why, but I just... So you had no choice in this? It was just that you were going to be a guy? No choice in the matter at all. How do you feel about that? I feel pretty good. How do you feel about that? I feel pretty good. Are you happy to be a guy? Yeah. There's no times that you're like, you know what, sometimes maybe I just want to throw in a dress and see what it's like. No, I am looking for a female, though. Right on. So this is a guy dressed as a guy, looking like a guy, and saying he's the hermaphrodite. But he appears as a guy. He did look kind of feminine. Okay. Did you use that as a pickup line at the bar at all? I actually got forced in this predicament. I didn't tell anyone, and I had trouble getting a job and stuff. You had trouble getting a job because of that? Yeah. Really, yeah. But if you didn't tell anyone that, how'd they know? Well, because I had no facial hair, really. So what do you do now? Right. Yeah, I'm just, uh, I filled a Christmas list out, you know, and I'm kind of waiting for Santa Claus. Did you mail it? Oh, man. I asked him what he's doing now. I meant, like, are you working? Like, what's your job? Right, right. And he said, well, I filled a Christmas list out and waiting for Santa Claus. And listen to what he's doing with the Christmas list. No, I just passed it out hand-to-hand, you know. What's on the list? Well, I need a driver's license, loan, credit card, you know. Wait, wait, wait, wait. This is what he wants for Christmas? Yeah. Credit cards. Driver's license. Loans. What's a number one? If you could get anything this Christmas, what would you want?
Probably a truck with a camper on it. How do we know that you're the only hematidite in America? How do we know that? Was there a census taken? Well, I came from Ohio, and I haven't seen none. I mean, are you kidding me? So how'd you get out here from Ohio? Ankle Express, you walk it? Greyhound. Greyhound? Yeah, I got double the chemicals. They say I use more percentage of my mind because of female chemicals. Really? Yeah. Can you levitate anything? You got any superpowers? Well, I've seen some objects move. I just don't know who did it. Like what? What did you see move? A hockey puck. During the game? No, is it the house? Toolbox. These things just pick up off the ground? Yes, that's correct. We're hanging out this weekend. Wow. Rob's new roommate, everybody. When we come back, the caroling of the hams. I have a very strong sensitivity. The buttons are sticky again. Welcome back, it's 8.53.
is asking for a restraining order against a man who has been allegedly hired by his ex-wife to threaten his family. It was Black Thursday in baseball yesterday. The Mitchell Report came out, and boy, did he name names, including Roger Clemens. We got two people in the studio today. We've got P1 Ian and P1 Carrie, who won the opportunity to be able to come into the studio today. And I think that's pretty cool. They won on Monday, and they're here hanging out right now. And P1 Carrie is 24. You just got married, right, Carrie, in August? Wait a minute. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, I just got married in August 25th. Very nice. Congrats. Cool. How's it going so far? Well, we've been dating for all going on eight years, so I think we're doing pretty good. Yeah, you worked out the case already. Well, congratulations. And we also have P1 Ian in here, who didn't win P1 Trivia, but we still let him come in because he did pretty good. Awesome. So congratulations on that, bro. Thank you. I have six more minutes left. If you were not listening earlier, I told Sky that I would be cool and lay off. She's probably Stefflin or something. Yeah, I know. It's a stairway to heaven. I told her that I would be cool. I would lay off. I wouldn't do any Sky jokes. And then I messed up. And I did one. And so we tacked on another half hour. And so I now have five minutes remaining until I can join back in with the rest of the group here. Or you could just be cool for the rest of the show if you want. There's no way that will happen. There is no way that that will happen. Throw it back. Huckabee is soaring up the charts. He's all the way up to number one.
Yeah, he's all the way up to number one, this Mike Huckabee. Is he in first place leading the polls or what? Let's see. Number one. A new article just came out on CNN. Yeah, Mike, hear that? Number one. Oh, you guys, come on. You know that, Mike? You're killing it with it. Number one. Stop it. Have a good old days? So they say in the key southern states, Huckabee is now in first place in the polls. You know who's doing real bad? Who? John McCain. No! Fourth place. He's the best. He's pretty good. I love John McCain. I do, too. I like McCain. We had him on the show. And I think McCain's got some cool stuff. Governor Huckabee is this guy that I saw a long time ago that it was like everything I was reading. I said, yeah, I agree with you on that. I agree with you on that. I agree with you on that. I agree with him on a ton of stuff. There's only a couple of deals that me and him are not on the same page with. Apparently America is too. Well, Republicans. Republicans. America. No, anything. Republicans are. The Democrats. Who knows, man? It's either Hillary or Obama. Obama's... How he got in the country from Afghanistan, I don't even know. Oh, shut up. We're talking about Barack Obama bin Laden. There's no bin Laden. It's just Barack Obama. It's a shame when that's what it comes to, that anybody can run. I mean, it shows you what a free country we are, but... Well, no, not anyone. What is Saddam going to be his running mate? That even Obama bin Laden can get in there and... No, that's not true. That's not true. Not everyone can run. That's not true at all. Who's leading that race? Well, it was Hillary, and then they're saying in certain states she's now tied with Obama. Wow. That's news to me. Yeah.
It's going to be interesting. In the debates yesterday, she said, I will raise taxes. It's time that America start being responsible. And so what she's talking about is, you know, let's bring down the deficit and let's, you know, put some money into some social things and let's raise everybody's taxes. That's always smart to say. She's not well right now. Everybody loves to hear it. And according to Pat Buchanan, she's not attractive. That was so weird when he said that. He did say that. Oh, yeah, he did. I mean, true, but I mean, I know that does influence the vote, but still. Crazy. Do you know that in New Jersey, the lawmakers are getting rid of the death penalty? Oh, yeah, I heard about that last night. Yeah, it's pretty crazy, but to me, it's kind of weird, because it's not like they've put anybody to death in that state for a long time. Yeah, the last time was 1963. They're slowly killing them with the smell. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but I guess they did some research and found it's more expensive to kill somebody than to keep them locked up for life, and then they also say the death sentence hasn't done anything to stop people from murdering other people, so what's the point? They're just throwing away money. Mm-hmm. Dear Michael. Oh. Oh. I was having a friend for breakfast this morning, and I stumbled across your radio show. It is a very interesting program. I was, however, perturbed at how you were humiliating the one on the show that you call Skye about her choice of meat. I have been chastised because of my choices as well, and I sympathize with her. Uh, you should be ashamed of yourselves for the way that you are treating her. Regards, Hannibal Lecter. Oh, wow. Um. It's from P1 Peanut. That's strange. It's your boy. Uh, no. Those in retrospect.
It should have. 10 seconds. Stop across your radio show. Ham has met the little ham. On your ham dial. The caroling of the ham. Ian Carey, isn't it neat to be able to witness it all live and in person? Beautiful. Great. Subject here is Hammy Claus is coming to town. Gosh, you're pouring the crap out of me. I'm all hammed out. I just wanted to share my favorite Christmas song of all time. You better watch out. You better try to hide. You better hide your ham. I'm telling you why. Hammy Claus is coming to town. She's baking a ham and checking it twice. Gonna beat Ramsay if he's naughty or nice. Hammy Claus is coming to town. She eats ham when you're sleeping. Wants a toast when you're awake. She knows if you have ham or not. So hide your ham for goodness sake. Watch out.
You better not, ham. You better watch out. I'm Hammyhamham. Hammyhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamhamham A phrase created on the Mikey Show, a San Diego-based radio talk show, which is sympathetic to the fat, bald, and pseudo-Hispanic cross-section of the community. The origin of the phrase is the simple question, what's happening? The phrase was altered inexplicably by Sean, a member of the show, to what's ham-pooning. So there it is. Wow. I basically got you that because it was before nine. I don't know if you just needed some filler. Oh. Don't worry, we should be good now. All right. We should be all right now. Come on, 10 o'clock. As they say in the ham-unity, ready to ham. Oh, my God.
Rob slacks at all of his job title except for making fun of you with him? Somebody's got to do it. Everybody, dude. Everybody? What is that? Just in time for the holidays. The Munchy Show's very own B-Rob is back with another classic Christmas album. I'm really glad this Christmas that the kid ain't mine. The kid ain't mine. I'm really glad this Christmas that the kid ain't mine. Cause I'm too broke to buy him presents. That was just sing-along fun for the whole family. Spare some change. Spare some change. One time or nickel for a ten. Really sounds like a great one. Really good. Really looking forward to that, coming out and being released and getting it. Yes. Sounds awesome. Sold out of my truck. Sky has the Forbes list of the most overpaid actors in Hollywood. Oh. Yeah, so they basically compared these people's salaries with the box office returns that their movies were bringing. Oh, oh, oh, I get it. What about Denzel? Denzel is number eight on the list. Whoa. Yeah, he makes really smart movies, but he's a real good actor, and I know they have to pay him a gajillion. Yeah. John Travolta. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
No. Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey's number three on the list. Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise is number ten, Mike. Oh, yeah. And Christine Dunst is not on the list. This hurts me to say, but I think I got number one. Who? Harrison Ford? No, not on the list. What about Loretta Swit? Oh, yeah, Loretta Swit. Hot Lips. Jamie Farr. Here we go. What? Is Jamie Farr on the list or he's not on the list? What about Tony Danza? Tony Basil? Angela! Oh, Andy Dick. Yeah, when you compare the salary to how much the movie made, Andy Dix movies don't make that much. Caratop and chairman of the board. You can chairman on the board? Yep. Put that on the board. Ashley's got it. Ashley's got it. She's thinking. Oh, who is she got it? The guy who was in water. Kevin Costner. I said Kevin Costner. I said Kevin Costner. Why is it chocolate? No, Kevin Costner. Ashley said it. I heard Eddie said it. Eddie. Callate la boca. Whoa. No, that's what I was just saying. That's what she was saying. Oh. Alejandro Gonzalez Indiritu.
Reese Witherspoon, Gwyneth Paltrow. Reese Witherspoon? See, her movies make a ton of dough. Oh, is that the point? Oh, my God. Zeth, get her. Let her know what's going on. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Zeth, go ahead. We're not doing what you just thought we were doing. We were doing something else. But Zeth wasn't listening, so he can't really explain it. Wow, okay. Whose movie's bomb, right? No, Zeth. My money is on Zeth wasn't listening either. Hey, I got a new rule. Oh, no. What's the rule? If Zeth messes up, Ashley gets to let him know it. But that already goes on. I don't know how that's a rule. Only she can't do it off the air. Only she can't do it off the air. Yeah, all week I've been nice to him because they told me to. That was nice? Yeah. I've been good, huh, Mike? Has she? Yeah. Has she been good? I've been trying hard to be nice to him. Yeah, she's been good. Thank you. It's hard to get Zeth to listen to 105.3. But he's on the show, Mike. Well, he's taking a nap. Yeah. I'm a liar, you know.
Ben Stiller. You don't have any IMs. Do you have IM? Be honest. Don't touch anything. Don't touch anything. Hands up. Do I have to do the IM test with Zeth? He's like a criminal. Oh no. He's used to that. How many times have you been in that position? Quite a few. What do you got going on? AOL instant message is three. Oh, Mike's all up in his beeswax. Oh, what do we have here? What'd you find, Mike? Little sexy chat going on over there? Yes, there is. Shut up. Yes, there is. What does it say? Oh my god. Oh, hey. Relax. This is different. I don't know what the I am's mean. I can explain it. They're in code? It's show stuff. Who's he talking to? This is the best day of my life. I don't want to say I am names. I can explain it to you off the air if you want to talk about it. That's fine. Is it people on the show or is he talking about people outside the show? Well, if it's who I think it is, it's somebody in the building. Hello. Good morning. Is that right? Is that right, Oats?
You're supposed to be his friend. It's in your job description. Yeah, that's right. You're our phone screener and Zeth's friend. Yeah, but that's what friends do. Come on. Come on, just having fun. Ashley, lay off. Wait, Ashley, what did you say? Yeah, she was. I thought that was going to be so great. You know, Zeth would, like, explain really articulately exactly what the problem is. That backfired so much. Here's the deal, Ashley. We're doing good. I can't hear you, buddy. I think what Mike is trying to say is maybe this is a... Uh, what? This is where you screw the bone. You're supposed to... It's like totally fumbling. You're not even putting your lips. You're hugging. Pay attention. It's like... What? Does he fall asleep in his senses? He just stopped talking. Like what? He's not epilepsy. Well, put it at him. Finally, I get to... Did someone like step a sock in his mouth? What? What? What? Well, what? You're not even speaking now. What? What? So it's the Forbes magazine list. of the most overpaid actors. Luther Vandross. The way that it works. Ben Affleck. The way that it works is it's how much money did they pay them and how much money did their movies make? Matt Damon. They paid him a ton. They paid him a ton. Their movies didn't make much. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. I want to play. I want to play, guys. Go ahead. Well, I can't even hear you. What? I don't understand what you're getting. Now you just... Turtle just IM me.
Bill Cosby, Ghost Dad. Turtle just IM'd me, but I was, uh... Leonard, Part 7. Oh, no, it wasn't Turtle. It was Ashley that IM'd me. I thought it was Turtle. Ashley IM'd me and said, uh, you were so easy on Zeth. Well, there's not, I can't say anything. I mean, the IM, it doesn't really make sense, and I don't know if it's something that I personally don't want on the air. All I remember is when I got caught, because I had an IM that I was IMing someone. Can I explain? Can I explain? You lit me up. Can I explain? On the air. Read it. Can I explain? Can I explain? Yeah. Let me explain. So bad. Let me explain. Let me explain. When you were IMing on the air, I told you, don't do it anymore. Now, by the time I started lighting you up was maybe the 40th or 50th time. And, even to this day, you still do it. In fact... During the last break, you were IMing Rob about how talented he is. And I know it because I can see his IMs up on the screen. I know you can't. No, you don't think about it. You don't know when I'm looking. I 100% do. 100% do. Then you're flagrantly doing it right in front of me. You don't even care. Yeah, because I figured that if it's complimenting him on the bit that we're doing, like for some reason in my head, I figured if you saw that, it would save you. You're arguing a fact that you know. We were on the air, rapping on the air, and you're typing to him while on the air. About what we were doing on the air, though. You're complimenting him while we're doing it on the air. And he's answering her, by the way. He's like, hey, that really means a lot to me. Thank you. I appreciate it.
No, he just wrote back, thank you. That's all he wrote back. Because I try not to do that, Mike. Oh, wait. Way to have your girl's back, dude. Bring it up. What? I'm all alone in this. What are you talking about? Everybody, bring it up. Everybody what? He wrote back, thank you, that means a lot to me for real. Or something like that. I just wrote a one-sentence compliment about his interview. Well, then, I'm clearly wrong. And I apologize. I don't know what I've gotten wrong here, but I've somehow misrepresented you. Like, it's okay to type during the show. See, that's my point. I've told you 50 billion times you still do it. You're still IMing during the show. Whatever. Don't even. Yeah, but it's only one thing, Mike. Whatever. Whatever. Come on. Now, this is the first time I've caught oats. Oats. And I don't even know if I can read that IM because I don't know really what the content is. Hang on. I don't know what the content is. She's about to start screaming at me. Yeah, but. I don't know what the content is. Now, first time I've ever caught oats doing that. Oats. If I catch oats during the show, doing that again. Yeah, but. I'll get on him. Now, I'm not talking the 50th time. How many times would you say, Eddie, I asked Ashley to not do that? Like a legitimate number? Legitimate number. I would say 10 to 15 times. I was going to say a dozen. Yeah. I was going to say 12 times. Somewhere in there, 10 to 15. I think that over the course of the time that I would ask Ashley, please don't IM during the show, and it even degenerated to her giggling when I would tell her not to do it anymore. 12. At least a dozen times she would do it. And so, Oates getting busted with it the first time, eh, whatever.
Don't do it anymore. And we know for sure it's like a personal thing? I don't know. I do know this. I know that it was like four, it was like, each thing was like a word, two words, a word, two words, and that was about it. It was like four back and forths. So, whatever. You know, you can't IM during the show. Don't do it anymore. Now, maybe I should quiz him. We'll start quizzing Seth and make sure he's listening. Because I asked him the other day, start IMing me when funny things happen on the show so we can mark him down to do the thing. And he wasn't remembering to do it. So now, I'm kind of putting two and two together. I'm starting to figure it out, like maybe why he's not, because he's talking to somebody. She's mad because he's not getting it as bad as she did, but she doesn't see the differences. Even this morning, even this morning when she messed up the liner, I'm sitting there thinking to myself, what if Zeth had done that? Oh my goodness, can you imagine if Zeth had done that? She messes up every day with me and I don't even yell at him ever for any of it. And you don't even see half of that because I don't even tell you. So, I mean, seriously, like, I don't know what you're talking about. I'll tell you, I find it very hard to believe because you relish in letting me know when Seth screws up. Yeah, and you have to understand that I hold back on so much. Like, seriously? Like, little tiny things, like, all the time that he's not doing, and I will just talk to him personally and not even bring it up at all. That's exactly what I was going to say. Do you mean, like, when he was real rude and he walked into the office the other day and he had the audacity to walk in between the two of us and not say excuse me, and you made a look on your face?
Because had it been you and Eddie in the middle of a professional business conversation about the show, and I just obnoxiously got right in the middle of the show, didn't care, completely blocked Eddie's vision of you when he was telling you something about work, split you off, and I wouldn't have thought that was rude. Kicked you in the ankle, too. If this is what you mean by rude, let me illustrate for you guys in the studio. Eddie, you describe what I do, okay? You got a walking box, you're putting it away. It's like you're walking back. It's kind of slouching. Yeah, that's this. That's exactly what happened. And he's right in between me and Mikey, and we were like maybe four feet apart. He walked in between us, and he put something away, and he walked out of the street. Directly in between us. Very slow. I would have never noticed that he had walked between us. Duh. But Ashley got this look on her face. I was talking to you. Ash, I swear to you. Can we get Bobby Colonel's face? I swear to you. I swear to you. Can you hear me? I'm telling you the truth. Ash, haven't you learned? Like, I don't lie to you. I'm not being a liar face. I'm not being a liar face. I love how, like, I'm so mean for thinking these things that that's doing is wrong when I did them.
They were so wrong in your eyes. Ashley, I do not have, I don't have a recollection. I don't have a recollection of you one time ever doing, like, walking in front of me where I flipped out. No, I've necessarily seen that that exactly happened, but I know you pretty well. I know Eddie pretty well, and you guys both are very, you have good manners, like, and you expect me to have good manners, too. And if I had walked in between you and him having a conversation about work, you would spend good. I think I kind of know what you mean. Seth, are you letting Mike know about the moment? Oh, I got it. Well, here's where I've come with my girl, Ashley. Well, I was having this discussion the other day with my wife. I said, I care about her so much, and she's come so far. She's come such a long way, you know, that I just, you know, if she has a complaint, I want to hear it. I want to be fair. I said, you know, the only thing that's a little bit tough is the one thing that she won't give up from the old days is the fight. She's got a lot of fight in her. She's like a marlin. She's got a fight in her.
And I said, how do I let her know? I'm not fighting you, kid. I'm not fighting you. I love you. I'll be honest with you. I'll speak to you very honestly and openly. I'll tell you the truth. We'll communicate honestly. Yeah, but... But I'm not trying to, Ashley. That's it, Mike. I'm listening. I wasn't the one that did it. It was Zeth. Why do you always yell at my kids? Well, I know Zeth messed up, but I'll... Then why don't you yell at him? I don't yell at him. You used to yell at him on the views. Wait a minute. Hang on, Ashley. The reason that I don't yell at Zeph is because for the most... You're too busy yelling at me. I'm taking the blame for what Zeph did. Yes, I am. That's only because you said... Eddie just got that look. Eddie, I don't... Let me tell you something. I am so glad that Ian and Carrie are here to witness this. So glad they got to be here to witness this. Help us. You know what Crush It said to me the other day? He goes, can I make a comment about something that I hear every once in a while that kind of... I don't like it that much? I go, yeah, yeah, yeah, because I want to hear it. Sometimes the interpersonal fighting is uncomfortable to listen to. It sure is. I go, what interpersonal fighting? Name one time that time. Nobody heard anything. Oh, my God. Ashley. Your microphone's not on. Ash, Zeth messed up. You better let him know. Oh, my God. I know, dude. I don't know. Zeth messed something up. I don't know. It's just no big deal, Ashley. Zeth, watch that stuff, man. Okay. Let's all. Ash, I don't want to have a talk with your boy. Okay. Well, the SoCal World Series of Poker Pre-Circuit Showdown Part 2 is coming to Hera's Rincon Casino January 7th. You know, Ash, I'm going to start getting on you when he starts messing up. Oh! I mean, he is eight.
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You're doing Napoleon Dynamite-type interpretive dance, Eddie, to this? Yeah, you know, this guy taught me how to do some lyrical jive. Some interpretive jive? Really, I did. I don't recall. In one of our sessions. We have sessions. 936. Authorities have issued arrest warrants for five men in connection to the Malibu wildfires that destroyed 53 homes. The Houston Texans beat the Broncos yesterday, 31-13. Hey, how about that Mario Williams, in hindsight? Not too bad. Yeah. Three and a half sacks yesterday. So it turned out to be pretty good. Now, if you had your choice right now, would you draft Mario Williams? Vince Young, or Reggie Bush? Well, you know it's so weird, man. I thought Reggie Bush was going to be... You know, I didn't think it was going to be the way it was at C, where, you know, he's sharing time and stuff like that. Like, I thought he was going to be... Reggie Bush was going to be, like, LT. Yeah. That's what I thought. But he's not really that kind of player. Nope. In fact, if you play him that way, you're not going to win. You're not going to do very well with him. And he gets hurt. He gets hurt. So he's very frail. Who's typing? Me. But your hands aren't on the keyboard. They were. Ashley was typing in.
Took the blame for it. That was really nice. Chivalrous. That was really chivalrous. That was so nice of him. He kind of threw himself on a grenade right there like a good soldier. Like a good... Wow. Impressive. Yeah. I mean, it was like a comrade. But why? I don't know. Zeth, why did you do that? Because I was typing. But I was looking at Ashley typing. My mic was off. Are you sure? Mm-hmm. Were you typing to Ashley? Yeah. Were you guys communicating about the show? Yes, sir. What happened during that commercial break? That's exactly what we're talking about. Well, two things happened during that commercial break. Zeth screwed something up on one of them, right? That was one. But so did Ashley. Oh, so they cancel each other out. That means... So nothing happened then. So nothing happened then, right? Push. It's a push. Ah. Nice. Is that the way it went down? We're both right. Is that the way it went down, Ashley? It was pretty much a push? Or did you get mad at him? No, I'm not... I don't... Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm not mad. I'm just frustrated. Oh. Damn it! Which could be even worse. How about how you didn't delete that rejoiner? Oh. Oh. Oh, he did. Wait a minute. I heard that. What happened right there?
The rejoinder came back on and then halfway through the middle of it. Eddie, where are you going? I'm just chilling, man. I know, but you're chilling while he's sneaking. You can't drive by like that, man. He's like way over in the corner of the room. What's he doing over there? Well, he wanted to get out of Ashley's line of sight. I think Eddie was trying to illustrate the point of, you know, hey, she made mistakes. We don't make mistakes. Oh. Right? It happens. Of course. It happens. So that Ford's list, huh? Maybe we should finish it up. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to, Eddie, but I don't want to. Eddie's doing a thing where he's pretending to be driving a car and somebody's trying to take over the controls of the car. The person driving the car is like, hey, you know. But we're all friends here. Hey, man, I'm driving. Well, because we're friends and I want to stay that way. I mean, please just let me drive for a minute here. Can I do the show from the Bay Area? I heard it could be done. Mikey show, hello. I know it. This is the way we felt. Shocking. I don't know why you asked us.
That's what I was thinking. I know she does. What do you want me to do? Great. Okay, then. You tell her that. I ain't saying it. Exactly. So the Forbes list. Yeah. So, yeah, again, most overpaid actors when you compare their salaries with the box office returns. Thank you. John Schneider. This is men and women, right? Yep. Linda Lavin. Check it. Linda Carter. J-Lo. J-Lo is number five. Be busy. Oh. Bella Lugosi. Fred Savage. Little Monsters. William. Jim Varney. Ernest. Wow. Thank you. P1 Ryan, by the way. Thank you. Impressive. There was one that just had a recent flop out. Don Rickles. Jackson had a flop out. That was a good one. I don't think that's what we were talking about. I don't think that's what... I like that one. Yeah, she did. Betty White.
Betty White. Is Betty White on there? No, but Russell Crowe is number one on the list. Oh, wow. His movies don't return how much he's paid? Like Miami Vice. She wasn't in Miami Vice. Oh, that was Colin Farrell. I meant the latter. I meant the former. They look the same to me. The former latter. Holy crap. Not the latter former. Yeah, he was Tubbs. Really good. You ever met Russell Crowe's Tubbs? Yeah, wasn't he? Or was he Sprocket? He's Crockett. And Flubs? No, that's what I play. Sprocket and Flubs. It is. That kind of was. Mikey Show. Mikey Show. Yeah, I got a legitimate answer. Go ahead. Jenna Jameson. Jenna Jameson. Is she on the list, Skye? Of course she's not. I see. Eddie Murphy. Oh, yeah. Obviously. Mikey Show. His movies are huge. Yeah, Cuba Gooding Jr. What? Cuba Gooding Jr. Oh, yeah. Tom Cruise. Already been said. Is Tom Cruise said? Scott Bakula. Scott Baio. Scott from Engineering. John Candy. John Cusack. Joanne Cusack. Or Joan. Joanne Walters. Yeah, is Joanne Walters on there? Check it, mate. Good day. John Wayne. Bruce Willis. Jerry St. James. Jerry Mathers as...
Stop. Uh-oh, Shawnee. Stop. Shawnee old boy. Shawnee old biggity boy. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Reese Witherspoon. No, her movies are real. They make a ton of dough, bro. Rendition, the last one flop. Is Jake Gyllenhaal? Oh, it's Jake Gyllenhaal. Oh, yeah, what about Jake Gyllenhaal? Oh, yeah, put that on the board. No, I will not put that on the board. Mini Hugh Jet Driver. What about Jessica Tandy? What? Mikey Show. He's the last guy I just took my guest, so never mind. Oh, then he met Fred Astaire. What? One with the movie out last weekend? Oh, yeah. Will Smith. Katie Holmes. Actually, Will Smith is on the list. No, he's not. He was so cute. No, he's not. No, he's not.
It's impossible. It's impossible. It's impossible. Nicholas Cage. Wait a minute. I thought Denzel Washington was number nine. He was number eight. Number nine. Number eight. Ed Harris. Kermit the Frog. Oh. Horatio Sands. Last weekend. Last weekend. Last weekend. Last weekend. Barbara Walters. On the show. Angelina Jolie. Brad Pitt. Jen Aniston. William Shatner. William Hung. George Sakai. Billy Shatner. Bill. But aren't you going jack? James Gandolfini. There you go. Check that one. Pumics. Oh, yeah. Polly Walnuts. Polly Walnuts. Phil. Joe Pesci. Mikey Show. Ray Liotta. Hello? Hello. Yes. Hey, I need to be put on. Take a guess, bro. I need to be put on. Do you hear this guy all the time, Rob? I know, but I'm just... Rob's screening phone calls on the air. Molly Ring. I want to talk about the Chargers. Right. Good job, Rob. I had a feeling. Good job.
Emilio Estevez. Oh, Charlie Sheen. John Heeder. What about Charlie? Charlie Sheen. I know Mark Wahlberg's not on that list. Mark Wahlberg. Did you just tell you? No. Gene Wilder. Joaquin Phoenix. Malcolm Jamal Warner. Shaquille O'Neal. Tempest Bledsoe. Yeah, Tempest. Check it. Yeah, check Tempest Bledsoe. Raven Simone? All right, fine, Sky. Who are we missing? No, no. So the ones we're missing is number seven. Cameron Diaz. Oh, Debra Winger. Debra Winger. Hang on. Let's figure this out. Mikey Show. Hello. What? Keanu Reeves. Keanu Reeves got him on the list. Nope. He's number 12. Mikey Show. Number 12. Hey, this is you and Josh. I got two things. First is my guess. I think it's Hamuel L. Jackson. Yeah, it's Hamuel L. Jackson. Who else? Actually, I think I heard Ashley say this, but she said it real faintly. I don't know if anybody heard. She said Terry Schiavo. Oh, wow. Ashley. Ashley. You're a terrible. You're a bad person. Tim Robbins. Top of the set stuff. Martin Lawrence. Number six. Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler. You got it, Rob. Good job. Good job. Number four. Will Ferrell. No. I thought his movies were real popular. This guy just is a stupid guy. And then, finally, the last one that you didn't get that I was trying to give you hints about, number two, Nicole Kidman. Thank you. Who's that? Tom Cruise's ex-wife. Oh, Tom Cruise's ex-wife. Oh, her. Oh, right. You guys know who I'm talking about. Well, now I do. Mikey Show. Wait, never mind. Bye-bye. What's happening? Saying to each other. And I said, do you think that Ashley will ever pay attention again on the show?
Because she's been looking at her computer and doing stuff for like a whole thing, the whole time. And he wrote me back, never. Never? Well, that's not true. He said never. And then he said, she's done for good. For good? I don't believe that. And then the one that pushed me over the edge of laughter was, I miss her. Brittany's new video, Peace of Me, will debut on 2020 tonight. What did he just write? What? You clowns. I didn't write anything. He's laughing at Brittany's. That's why you were typing. You were typing. He looked at his. computer screen, and then LOL. Eddie said, I miss her. And I wrote back, me too. And then he wrote me back again and said, I really don't. To clear this up, did you really get Niami for I Am E and Rob earlier, and now you guys are I Am E and it's perfectly fine? This is a bit goofball. This is a bit, honestly. Don't you get that? Don't you get that I Am E people on the show is okay if it's like dealing with the show? Don't you think that's fair? Ash, this was to create this bit. Really? You were I Am E and Rob so that I would bring it up on the air? You don't remember that bit?
Ashley, you and Ash were working into a bit. No, that's not what I'm saying. It wasn't legitimate work. It wasn't for a bit. Oh, so you did that on purpose? Yes. To have this happen. I thought we were working into a bit. Wait, wait, wait, wait, Rob. What, Ash? Well, then it's okay. Eddie just mouthed the F word and then mouthed wow. I'm moving in with you, Sean. No, no. I don't know what to do with her. Honestly, this is how I feel about Ashley. I feel like she's my teenage daughter. And I don't know what to do with her. And I've tried, like, all kinds of forms of discipline. Anything you say, she's going to fight you. Yeah, and anything you say, she'll fight you. She sneaks out the window, and you love her, and you're like... She's incorrigible. You know, you're like... For her own safety. Yeah, for her own safety. You're like, stop going out the window. And she's like, F you, dad. You're not even my dad. You ain't my dad, mate. Yeah. You ain't my real dad. Send her to girl's town. Can't tell me what to do. I go, hey, you know, sweetheart, you can't... You cannot... I am on the show. What are you in there, man? Oh. You do it. You do it. Listen to me. Listen to me. I'm going to explain it, because I'll eventually get through now. I totally understand I aming this. Shut up! Listen, I can't talk to her, because she interrupts. When I'm talking, she'll interrupt. Come on.
My point was is that I wasn't mad at her. I didn't bring it up. My point is is that I've talked to her a million times about IMing during the show. She still does it is my point. I didn't get mad at her. I didn't say, hey, listen, stop it. If that was the deal, I would have done it while it was going on. However, Zeth has done it the very first time ever. Ever. Ever. And she's mad because I didn't yell at him. Is that true? I'm sure he's been IMing. This is just the first day he's ever IMed to somebody. Eddie just looked over at Zeth and gave a thumbs up like, real smart, bro. I'm not going to lie about it. By the way, there's another thing. When you ask him, he tells you the truth. He says, yes, I've done it. Have I not been doing that lately? You've been doing it a long time. You've been doing it ever since rehab. That's why I've been so good to you. That's why I've tried to treat you so nicely. That's why I've tried to give you such a break. Then why would you just yell at me? Holidays really bring out the best in everyone. You guys notice that?
Mikey Show. I know. I told her. That's what I said to her. I know. You tell her. Exactly. That's what I'm trying to say. What are you yelling at me for? Talk to Ash. Oh, thank you. The Mikey Show continues. Thank you for being big enough to laugh at yourself this morning. Hammett. It's K-I-O-Z San Diego. Hammett. It's K-I-O-Z San Diego. Ham. It's K-I-O-Z San Diego. Come in. Hit it. It's K-I-O-Z San... Kia! Kia! I was sending out, like, an SOS right there. I was at a science station in the Antarctic, and I was going, KIOZ San Diego. It's KIOZ San Diego. KIOZ San Diego. Come in, KIOZ. Yes, I can hear you. KIOZ San Diego. Come in, KIOZ. It's KIOZ San Diego. I lost your signal. Oh, maybe you didn't. Great. Have you checked out Mikey's Secret Santa? If you are somebody that is in need, or if you know somebody that is in need, go to MikeyShow.com.
Click on Secret Santa and tell us all about him. Like, if you're Zeth and you need, like, a bodyguard, perfect opportunity. If you're Zeth and... Why would you need a bodyguard? Um... Betty, you want to answer that question? No. Or maybe if you're Ashley and you're looking for a new assistant. Why would she be looking for a new assistant? Maybe you could go to the Secret Santa. Are you saying that because, like, your current assistant isn't working out? Well, I don't know, just for whatever reason. What if your current assistant is doing a fine job? Well, then you wouldn't need a new assistant. Well, then she doesn't need a new assistant. Oh, I'll grab that. She's absolutely fine. I was just throwing things up there. I just went to investigate to see if he was IMing anybody. Yeah. What happened? Was he? Yes, he was IMing Ashley. That's not probably a good conversation. It was not. No? According to the instant messages, they're going to have a long talk after. Oh, no. Stay in there, baby. Very serious conversation. Oh, but why? Not even. What happened? Still not even the deal at all. I don't know. What happened? What hampooned? What hampooned? What hampooned? Why is Seth always in trouble? Maybe they're just like exchanging gifts early or something. Maybe.
Ashley thinks that that thing that happened was real, but it wasn't real. When I was, like, making fun of Zach and saying that her boy screwed up, I was just joking. Like, he really didn't screw up. But maybe she thinks he did. Is that what I thought? Ash, did you think that he screwed up? Come in, Ash. Ash, can you hear me? Ash, did you think he screwed up? Because he didn't really screw up, I was just making fun of him. That's not even an issue. Ash, can you hear me? That's not even what it has to be. I just need to talk to him about, like, we have to figure out some type of game plan during the show. Like, that's consistent. Because it throws me off, it messes me up, and it makes me so I can't get my work done on time. Why? What did he do? Well, it's just like, our commercial breaks are very short, so every second counts for me. And I really, really want to be able to do everything in a timely manner and it to be perfect. And Zeth knows this. And, like, during commercial breaks, he's all over the place. And he's very inconsistent with how he will go about helping me and the way that we have communication with it. And it will mess me up. And then I'm not able to produce. What did he do today? Well, with that, like, that whole thing that happened, well, the most recent one was the Harris thing. Like, all of that happening made me stop and look up. So that caused me to stop making a highlight. So that I had to restart it all again. But that's my fault. Yeah, I was the one that was messing around. You just told me that just now. I didn't know that when I was naming him earlier. So you thought he really did mess up. Well, yeah, I thought that he really wasn't, like, had me in my back during commercials. And we just had to talk about that. So, like, I was just like, we need to figure something out. Like, you know, a pattern. Maybe we should, we all need to, uh.
Give you time during those breaks. Well, I don't know. I don't know what you want from me because like you told me that you want me to make two highlights a morning and it's like I was literally in the middle of making it and then you, you know, you cut in so I got distracted. I stopped, had to start over and then it was two seconds late to play back. So it didn't get played back and then all that work I've been doing on it is jacked. And I've been working on it for an hour and it's useless now. It's not even going to get used. Don't talk to Ash there and especially you, Sean. Sean? Because Sean always wants to talk to her all the time. Hey, look at him and he's just not even doing it. anything he's like wrestling with rob or something and i'm just like you've got to be kidding me so because i freaking slacker i was busy wrestling well listen i think we've all learned a valuable lesson we can't mess with ashley during the commercial breaks no more talking to ashley especially you sky and i want to wrestle you so freaking bad no more messing around with ashley screws her up i learned that the hard way yesterday i was to having a personal instant message conversation with her. And she just talked about how you really want me to have those... No, Annie. Oh, my gosh. Now, what we're going to do, though, Ash, what we're going to do is we're going to eliminate all distractions. Because we were messing around and it distracted you. And so I'll take the blame for this one. And yesterday, too. But from this moment on, there will be no mistakes ever from you. Because now you've got all the time in the world, no distractions. So there won't be any mistakes, right?
Mistakes? Yeah, there won't be any messes up. There won't be any mistakes. There's a mistake you speak of. Oh. I'm sorry. Well, she said that, you know, the reason it happened is because she got distracted. I distracted her. I spoke, and when it happened, she got real distracted. And those seconds that she pulled away from whatever she was doing were the difference between... Two seconds. Two seconds. You jerk. Two seconds. I know. Man. No, Rob's right. What a way to head into vacation. Wait, where... That's not till next week, Eddie. Yeah, not till... What? I'm not coming back next week, guys. What? Oh, yes, you are. I'll see you in 08. That was my game plan. I feel I'm at fault for everything. And if I'm not at fault, then Zeth is at fault. True. No. Two seconds. Two seconds. It was two seconds. I screwed it up. If I didn't screw it up, Zeth screwed it up. So I want to try to make it so that no one's screwing up. And I'm trying to get it to the point where maybe you will be accountable if something goes wrong. Because right now it's my fault and Zeth's fault. That's such BS. Isn't that what you just said?
Isn't that what you said, though? If it wasn't for me interrupting you, that wouldn't have happened. Right? Isn't that correct? What did I say wrong? What part of it was wrong? Rob? Yeah? You learned to shut up. I thought I didn't talk. You talk when you're not supposed to talk. Ah, man. Got it all mixed up. Let's talk about something uplifting. There was a bunch of hate graffiti scrawled on the walls at Westview High School yesterday. I was just going to news stories. Oh, well, yeah, you're right. There was a claustica. and some profanity smeared in feces at Westview High School. Okay, Zeph is going, what? I didn't do it over this high school. It wasn't my fault. Of all things, Eddie. You've got to do the feces and the hate crime. Like, come on, dude. Like, I can handle the gay jokes, but the other stuff is not so cool. Too far, Eddie. I draw the line of feces and hate crimes. It's got to be drawn somewhere. Right? Fine. Now we know the line. I won't make those jokes anymore. Thank you.
So this is the fourth incident to happen in the Poway Unified School District. Wow. They're not very happy over there. Yeah, I don't blame them. Yeah. Hulk Hogan says that he wants to see Rosie O'Donnell get pummeled by an American gladiator. Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie O'Donnell. Because he's going to be hosting that new American gladiator show. So when he was asked what celebrity he would like to see pummeled, he said, without a doubt, Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie O'Donnell. Somebody needs to shut that big mouth up. Wow. Rosie O'Donnell. Crazy Hulkster. Have your son crash into her. Jessica. Wow. Dude. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Wow. That's awful. Jessica Simpson. Maybe focus on giving your kid allegedly booze and then put him in a car and then crash. I'll tell you what. Oh, it upsets me. Jessica Simpson's movie is going straight to DVD. It's ham rage. Has anybody been singing ham ham ham ham in their head? No. Ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham Just in time for the holidays. No, wait. There's a combination. I got it now. That is not it. Hey, it's Skye here to talk to you about. Oh, my God. Just trying to find the right clip, guys. Sorry, the computer matters. Let me get this straight. You can screw up. I need some antidepressants. Whenever I get stressed out, this will be my thing. It's your happy place. Yeah, go to my happy place. Whenever I get really stressed out, which happens. It happens. When I get really stressed out.
Sometimes I get real stressed out. Real stressed. Sometimes I get stressed out. This is what I was looking for. Ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham. Guess you're the only one that's not allowed to make mistakes. That's real cool, Mike. You friggin' hypocrite. You and I are gonna have to have a long talk, Mike. Extra long talk. About who's running the ship? Yeah, we gotta work this ship out. Ship happens. You have about 10 minutes when the show's over to talk this ship over. Oh my gosh, come on. Oh no. So Sky, laughing because he looked into Ashley's studio and he was just noticing how she looked like she had a Christmas spirit. How so? I can't even look in there. It's almost like old Saint Nick himself just swooped right into that studio and sprinkled some of that seasonal dust all over the place. You know the scene in Exorcist when they first walk into that room? Reagan's bedroom? That's what it's like in Ashley's studio.
Really, really cold. It's so cold in there, man. Help me on her stomach. Stuff floating around in the air. It's like the scene in Poltergeist when they open up the bedroom door. Yeah. And they go back in there. I guess he's on top of the ceiling. Mm-hmm. Oh, no. Don't, Sean. Sean, no. I thought she was going to spit pea soup all over her. Glass that's separating the two of us. Mike, get your Bible. Start from Romans. Eddie just waved at Ashley and mouthed the words, what's up? I didn't answer. Me too. I think we all do. Yeah. We're family here. That's right. One happy family. Mikey Show, hello. Oh, yeah. Hey, you guys better be careful. If you push Skye too much, she's going to commit a homicide. Yeah, stop pushing me. Mikey Show. Yo, Mikey. Yo. What are you up to? Not too much. I don't know about this. What are you doing, bro? I get a bad feeling. I get a bad feeling. Uh-oh. Why? I can't hear all you guys. What's up? I'm scared. Hey, man. I just wanted to let you guys know that Mikey's goodwill testament sucks. Goodwill testament? Goodwill testament. Yeah, and your Salvation Army one ain't that great either.
Good will testament. I think he means like last will and testament. Your will? Yeah, I think that's what they call it. Your final will and testament. Oh, wow. That's weird. Yeah, man. Eddie should have got more. That's what he said. That's why he thinks it sucks. He went through it. Weird. Mikey show. Yeah, I was calling because I remember a few months ago, Sky made a comment about the Filipinos needing to go back. I remember that. That's crazy. A few months ago, somebody had made a comment about them and another nationality. I don't remember the other one. I always wanted to know why you had a problem with the Filipinos. I have no clue what you're talking about. Yeah, Skye, why do you hate the Filipinos? I'm the most person on the show. I'm the one who doesn't say racist, hateful things. Except for that I hate Filipinos bumper sticker on the back of your car. Are you there, ma'am? Yeah. I think you may have us mistaken for somebody else because Skye has never said that she... That was like a couple months ago, though, dude.
Well, that could have happened. But she is wearing a shirt that says Filipinos with an X throw in. That's true. That is true. She's wearing a t-shirt that says that. I have no clue what she's talking about. Yeah. I don't recall Skye mentioning Filipinos on the air, ma'am. Alrighty. Alrighty. She let that go real easy. Must have been Laura Kane. I'll get you. Mikey Show. Yeah? Yes, go ahead. You're on the air. I hate Koreans. I was wondering if you guys could play that drama queen. I haven't heard it in a little while. I was wondering, what does Skye have against the Polish-Israeli army? What? About a week ago, I heard her talking about the Polish-Israeli army. What did I say about them? We're calling them anti-Semitic remarks and stuff like that. I love it? Yeah, and then you said something about blacks and then you signed off. Really? Yeah. And then you popped back on during Missy's show, said something about Jews. Wow. Skye, you're unbelievable. I just wanted you to answer to that and find out why you hate them so much. Well, I never said that. None of those things actually ever happened. You're unbelievable. Okay, well then, see you later. Okay, thanks for calling. I personally love Filipinos. Well, I think we are. Yeah, I think the show, well, I think the show in general is very pro-Filipino. I would think so. Right? Except for one. Shut up. We're still working on it, though. I think that when we began, when we began the program three years ago, we took a very pro-Filipino stance and we've kind of stayed on that track. We did our show from Linda Vista? That is true. I mean, you're welcome. Yeah, thank you. What? What more can we do?
Did you guys know LT was on Dr. Phil yesterday giving away TVs to fire victims? I think he gave away like 200 of them. What is he, Oprah? 300. 300? Yep, high-def TVs from Vizio. Holy Toledo. Yeah. On that 60-minute special on LT, did you watch it, Eddie? I still watched it. It's unreal what he does. Really? Oh, dude, that LT, man. He does so much stuff here and there. I was talking to Sean about it yesterday, and I said the thing that is so amazing about LT is when guys are real big in the NFL, it's a good idea for them to do charitable works. It's a good idea. But LT does so many that it's so not necessary for him to do the amount that he does. He just wants to. Because he could get away. There's some guys who get away with doing nothing. Oh, yeah. And he could get away with doing one big thing. He does multiple big things, LT. Oh, yeah. Like really incredible things. He buys for every home game 21 seats for kids. Like disadvantaged kids to sit in the stands and watch. And then after the game, he comes out on the field and takes pictures with them. Wow. Like after everybody's gone home. So when a lot of players are hitting the showers and getting in their cars and going home, LT is getting dressed and going back out onto the field to meet with those kids that he had at the game and take pictures with them and hang out with them. It's really amazing stuff that he does. He's a really amazing guy. He might be my favorite football figure ever with the stuff that he does. It's pretty amazing. Mitt Romney was in town yesterday, but only for rich people. It costs you $1,000 to look at him.
Right, a thousand bucks? Yep. And it was worth it. For the people that went in. Yeah, he's really handsome. Yep. There's not one hair out of place. Wow. That's plastic. Is it plastic? Yeah, he just puts it. I heard that he has like, it's actually, his head is like a cone, and then he just puts that hair on it, the plastic hair. That's cool. Take care of your head by wearing your helmet. Thank you. Uh, what else? There was a big tuna caught off Point Loma. Big tuna. Yeah, Sonny O. He's doing swimming out there, tuna. Yeah, Sonny, glad you're back. How big was it? 81 pounds. That's about right. Yeah, that's about right. 381-pound big tuna. I'm working on it. Give the guy a break. It's the holidays. What do you want from him? I'm on my back. I'm hungry. Give it until January 1, will you? Can I say, I like chum. P1 Chester. Hey, I got a sports question for Eddie. Go ahead. I'm trying to figure out who I should put in my draft this weekend in the fantasy playoffs. I can either put in Peterson or Westbrook, and I want his opinion on who's going to do better. What do you mean, put in your draft? No, the fantasy football draft. I got to figure out. You're having a draft? I'm sorry, the roster. Oh, your lineup?
Yeah, my lineup. Okay, say it again. No worries. Who is it? I can either put in Brian Westbrook or Adrian Peterson as my second running back, and I'm curious, who do you think is going to do better this week? Well, you've got to put Adrian Peterson in. Yeah, totally. Yeah, I would go Adrian Peterson all the way. All right. It sounds like you've got two good options, so you're not going to be in bad shape. Well, I have a die as my other one, so. Holy Toledo. Well, I'm going up against LT and Randy Moss, so. I am, too, in one of my leagues. You guys are dead. I know it. I know it. I'm going up against my neighbor, Dom, and he's got LT. He's got LT and Randy Moss. All right, thanks a lot, Eddie. Good luck, bro. All right, have a good one. LT. No. Adrian Peterson and Brian Westbrook. That's nuts, man. That's a good team. Yeah. No wonder you're in the playoffs. My running backs are Clinton Portis and Willie Parker. Bless you. But I do have Tony Romo. He's good. Yeah. And Antonio Gates, but he's a little beat up. Back. The Vikings, man. They score me a whole bunch of points every week. Defense. Yeah, the defense scores me a whole bunch of points every week. I hope they do that again. Good luck to you, sir. And Chad Johnson, who doesn't do much for me week in and week out. What happened to him? Don't know. Mikey Show. You got what? I really couldn't hear him. Mikey Show, hello. I think it's a good idea. I think it's time. Yes. Cubby. I think it's time. Hey, Cubby.
I think it's time that Ashley and I did a I don't like it when. Maybe we'll plan it for next week. I like it. Oh, Colin's sick. No. It's healing. It's cleansing. I'm in the middle of time on this one. Really? I'm in the middle of time on this one. Nah, you're good. You're good. You're good. Testimony goodbye. Will and testimony. Will and testimony. Ashley has her hand right here. So, Carrie, Ian, did you guys have a good time today? No, did you guys really have a good time? Yes, that was more than I expected. You were here during a fun day. You got to hear... The ham opera, which is incredible. You got to see, if you haven't seen the video of Skye going into a honey-baked ham store, you owe it to yourself. Go to MikeyShow.com. Aren't you shocked we haven't had that already? Like, somebody hasn't sent that to us before? Well, yeah, because you know she's in there all the time. Every day. How has nobody had the opportunity? Huh. Uh, Ashley, do you have something you want to promote? Yes. Tonight, if you want to come out and hang out, I will be at the Whiskey Grill in the Gaslam from 6 to 7.45 p.m. We'll have some Heineken specials. Should be pretty sweet. It's at 600 Fifth Avenue in the Gaslam District. Tonight. Thanks.
God put it on my heart this week to talk about people that were in the situation that I was in when I was 19. I was living in San Diego. And this was before the internet, so if you wanted to make friends, there was no MySpace. There was nothing like that. There was no internet. It's a little bit easier now, but not that much. When I was 19, I was living here in San Diego, and I was feeling this almost unbearable loneliness. And there may be people that are living in San Diego right now that are new to San Diego, and they don't know anybody, and they're just feeling this immense sense of loneliness. Or... You could be somebody who has a boyfriend or a girlfriend or a husband or wife that you're separating from. You feel extraordinarily lonely right now and empty. Or there may be somebody listening right now that was like me, that was addicted to drugs and alcohol, because I was. And I was drinking so much that I knew that I was going to die. It got to a point where I knew that I was going to die, and it probably wasn't going to take that long. And it was going to be a very secret death.
I imagined that people were going to have to find me that way in my apartment. And maybe as you're listening right now, you've thought that to yourself because you're in an apartment and you know that later on you're going to be doing meth in that apartment or you're going to be doing something in that apartment that's not good. You're addicted to something and you're going to be going to find somebody today to buy stuff from. And it's just a creepy, lonely life. But you've been in it so long that you think, well, what's the point? What's the point? I think nothing really matters. Well, I was there. And I will tell you what I did. I asked Jesus Christ to enter my life. I will say that something very supernatural happened when I did that. He came into my life and he has been taking up residence in my heart. And he has changed me as a human being. And today I have a very, very deep personal relationship with him. And he saved my life. And he's a friend of mine. And I love him a lot. And it makes every bit of difference in my life as a result of it. I play a song at the end of the show on Friday.
And the song is about hope. For anybody that's listening that is experiencing loneliness or pain or addiction, the song is about hope. And the name of the band is Third Day. The name of the song is Tunnel. Lovely and Talented Missy is up next today on the show. She's got Free Form Friday. Make sure you listen to it. And don't forget, parents, you got kids, and they're down on their luck, and they're looking for some free toys. Tonight at Calvary Baptist Church, 719 Cesar Chavez Parkway at 5 o'clock, you can get free toys from there. I won't pretend to know what you're thinking, and I can't forget. I know what you're going through