The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 12/17/07
Monday, December 17, 2007
Daily Audio 2007KIOZRock 105.3
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Mikey and the crew moved between absurd personal disputes and unusually tender moments, from Sky's panic over Bunny Boo and Sean's fight for his sci-fi ornaments to Mikey sharing the Chargers field with his father. Listener-driven bits dominated: fans turned Sky's Honey Baked Ham trip into a miniature epic, while Boston Rob, Sky and Ashley stretched a trivia game into a parade of wrong answers. The show also gave Jenny and Jillian $500 gift cards for their children and rallied around Quimby after the death of her brother Ben Evans. In the day's sharpest argument, the hosts condemned the arrest of a 10-year-old who used a kitchen knife to cut her lunch, while still wondering whether the report omitted some crucial fact.
What happened, in order
The Kitchen Summit
Mikey and Rebecca negotiated a two-stage solution to the cats' urine-soaked closet, ending with plans for a dedicated cat room in the garage.
Bunny Boo's Stomach Scare
Sky hovered outside the bathroom with 911 at the ready while her sick husband Bunny Boo insisted that he only wanted to lie beside the toilet in peace.
Mikey and Dad on the Field
Mikey described taking his delighted father onto the field for the Chargers' rout as LaDainian Tomlinson surpassed Jim Brown's touchdown record.
Sky's Ham Movie
Listeners narrated covert footage of Sky shopping at Honey Baked Ham, turning her into an imperious ham addict who orders a 30-cubit statue of herself.
Secret Santa Deliveries
The show surprised Jenny with a $500 Target card and injured single mother Jillian with a $500 Toys R Us card so their children could have Christmas gifts.
The Ornament Rebellion
Sean objected when Dina decorated their Christmas tree with feathers and gold branches but omitted his Star Trek and Star Wars ornaments, prompting a long argument over whether he deserved equal control of the tree.
Katie's Breakup Becomes the News
TMZ reporter Katie Daryl revealed that she had broken up with her live-in boyfriend the night before, temporarily eclipsing her planned Britney Spears report.
The Endless Dumb Chick Challenge
Boston Rob rejoined Sky and Ashley for a trivia contest that sprawled through wrong answers about Kennedy assassinations, Deadwood, Andy Warhol, Marcia Clark and the Heidi game before Rob won with Thriller.
Arrested for a Steak Knife
The hosts argued over a Florida school's zero-tolerance response after a 10-year-old girl was arrested, charged with a felony and suspended for using a kitchen knife only to cut steak at lunch.
Who Can Replace Celine?
After Celine Dion's final Caesars Palace show, the crew mocked the idea that Bette Midler could replace her and argued that Prince was a more credible match for Celine's singular talent.
P1s Rally Around Quimby
P1 Turtle told the show that Quimby's brother Ben Evans had died in his sleep, and the hosts offered prayers while listeners organized flowers and a possible memorial donation.
People mentioned
MikeySkyEddieSeanAshleyBoston RobZethRebeccaBunny BooLaDainian TomlinsonJim BrownJennyJillianMichaela
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started. It's 6-0-2. The district attorney announced that the off-duty cop who shot Steve Foley will not face criminal charges. Lots of firsts for the Chargers yesterday. First time the Chargers clinched back-to-back AFC West titles. First time they have two rushers for over 100 yards in a game as they whip the Lions 51-14. I've never done this in my life. I got to go down onto the field yesterday and I took my dad with me. And, uh, It was one of those experiences that I'll remember when I'm in my 60s. It meant a lot to my dad. He really, really enjoyed it. Let's see. 570-1053 is the phone number. You can call us at the beginning and end of every show with anything you want to. It's an open phone time, so you can call about anything. Anything and everything. This is going to be our last week before the...
holiday break. And so, get it while the getting's good. 570-1053. We're all here. All seven members of the Mikey Show. Let me introduce everybody and then we'll get going. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I am 37 years old. And I used to have a dog named Dixie. It's my first dog. Dixie. She bit me. Because she got hit by a car and I tried to pick her up. She didn't want me to pick her up. She's all messed up. She didn't know if I had hit her with me being the car. She didn't understand. Was I the reason for it? Eddie is our producer and our sports guy. He is 34 years of age. He is in his low to mid 30s. Thank you. My first dog's name was Taffy. Taffy. Girl dog? Girl dog. It was the best dog in the world. Best dog I've ever owned.
Love that dog. She was so sweet and the kindest dog. And it was the SDG&E person that let her out. Really? And she ran away. I never found her again. How did you, did your mom tell you that that's what happened or did you have to discover it? I think my parents broke it to me. Can you imagine? Yeah. Telling your kid. It was the worst. It had to be terrible for them too. The both of you guys. I was devastated. Ay-yi-yi. Still am. How long did it take you to get over that? A long time. Took me a long time, too, with Dixie. Then they brought home another dog to appease me. A replacement? And this was a dog that had been abused. Oh, my God. And the dog had mental problems. Oh, boy. I loved him anyway, but... Then my parents had to get rid of that dog because it was just jacked up. They told me a story and then my sister evilly told me the truth and said they got rid of it and put it to sleep. Warm heart, that one. Yeah, it was really nice. No, I meant the sister. Really a warm heart on her. You know what? Welcome to the Christmas season. That's really cool. That's terrible. Sky is our news girl. She has a brother. Yep, never had a dog.
Never had a dog growing up. That's a lot. Never. Did you have cats? Yeah, but they had to be outdoor cats only. Dad didn't want them in the house? No, Mom. Allergies. Don't blame her. So in the winter, they could sleep in the garage, but mainly outdoor. And of course, I'd always try and sneak them in and hide them under my bed. We have a solution, by the way, to our cat issues. Getting rid of them? Stop. Not getting rid of them. What happened? I wish it was different, but it was like... Rebecca was the Palestinians, and I was Israel. Uh-oh. And we had to come to the table. What? You know, we did the Kitchen Summit. It'll forever be known as the Kitchen Summit. And we met over lunch. So that makes me America, because I blindly back you. Thank you. Thank you. And that would make Sky... Terrorist. Like every other... Like Al-Qaeda.
Anybody else that wants a jihad. No, I'm the French. I'm not quite sure that I need to be sticking my nose. You are a terrorist state. Shut up, Joe. An outlaw state. You're an outlaw state. Whatever. So what happened? Well, there's two parts to the agreement with the cats. If you don't know, one of our cats, probably Jules. peed on the carpet in the closet that we keep there. It's a walk-in closet. And we keep their litter boxes in there and their food. And Jules, we believe, peed on the carpet. And so we had Stanley Steamer come and steam clean and put a deodorizer, which did nothing. It was at 100% smell bad, okay?
And when they were done, it was at 85% smell bad. Are you kidding? Yeah. And so I told her, I said, I can't live with 85%. I can't. I said, I'll be honest. I'm just going to be really honest. I can't live with 1%. It has to be zero stink of urine. Because if you can smell cat urine, even 1%, you go, ooh. It's not like 1% of dead person smell in your life is okay and livable. You know what I mean? It's impossible. You want 0% smell of dead person in your life. Oh, that's weird. That's how you want to live your life. And she agreed with that. She said, yeah, I agree. And so this is what we're going to do. Oh, okay. One of my neighbors heard... discussing this on the radio and sent an email saying at Costco they sell this plastic that you could put underneath the carpet that you put on top of your carpet. So what we have is our carpet, a layer of plastic from Home Depot. I said Costco, didn't I? I meant Home Depot. And then over that, a carpet that we buy at Target. It's like a rug. And this is a temporary fix.
A temporary fix. So we're going to do that. And then in January, because we're broke. We are broke. We don't have any dough. And so hopefully in January, the government will give us back something. Like a little bit of something. Since they steal from us all year long. So hopefully we get a little money back in January. And here's the plan. Have you guys ever seen the inside of our garage? Yeah. Okay. Do you know how we have something called a tandem space? Yeah. You know what that is, Eddie? No. A tandem space is you got a two-car garage where you pull your cars in. But then in front of one of the spaces, it goes in further. And if you wanted to, you could pull a third car all the way up in there.
and then park a second car behind it. But if you do that, you're never getting to that third car. It's the strangest thing, that tandem space. No one uses it for a car. It's storage space. No one uses it for a car. Well, what we're going to do is we're going to block that off. We're going to block that tandem space off. And what we're going to do it with is storage shelves from Closet World or something. So it'll go from ceiling. to floor with storage space that you could open up, you know, storage things. But when you drive into the garage, you're just going to see a wall. You're going to be looking at the back of the storage things, right? Okay, so now what you've done is effectively you have an outside room on the other side of that storage space. Does that make sense? You have space. Okay, so out there or in that space, we're going to put all the cat's stuff. And we're going to put a cat door on the door that leads out to that space. A kitty door. And then there'll be another door going from the tan spot into the garage? If we want. She said if we want. We'll have to. Because we don't really go outside from that door. There's another door that leads into the house. Oh, that's right. Okay. I know. There's another door that leads into the house. Okay. And so.
we would only have one way out to the garage at that point. But that's fine. Most people only. We haven't decided though. Maybe we will leave it so that you can get through. But as it is right, and we probably better think about that because I'm sure when we move, if there's big items we want to take out of that space, we don't want to have to walk through the whole house to get them out of the house. So anyway, put the little kitty door. Then in my office, in the closet, we're ripping that carpet out. And we're replacing it so there will be zero cat smell. And I'll have a closet. Sounds awesome. Yeah. If I were to add up every dime that the cats have ever cost us, it'd be a lot. And I told Jules and Ginger the other day, I said, your brother's messed up mentally, so I can't ask him this. I'm talking about Sydney. I said, but you two, it's time you guys start to pay some rent. Or get a job. And Jules rolled his eyes. And I go, you can roll your eyes all you want. You guys got to start paying rent. You have 30 days to get a job. Nice. Or that is it. The both of you hit the bricks, pal, because you are going out. The both of you. I'm telling the both of you. You're both on notice. Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it because you are going out. Period. Sounds like a great solution. Yeah.
Sean's our sound effects guy. He is 37 years old. Ashley is our assistant producer. She's 24 years of age. Boston Rob's 25. He's our phone screener, and he's friends with Zeth. Zeth is the latest member of the Mikey Show. He makes seven people on the program. He's 22. He is very young, and he has an interesting San Diego jacket. All right, Seth? Yeah, you can say that. My favorite part about it is you guys make fun of the jacket, but, you know, it has a lot of scent on it. A lot of what? Mm-hmm. It's because I was born and raised in the sixth one. Didn't get that one. Ben's dead, baby. 570-1053 is our phone number. Sky says Bunny Boo was sick all weekend. Oh.
Oh, man, I freak out. What do you mean you freak out? What do you have? I don't know if it was like the 24-hour stomach flu or if it was like food poisoning. The flu is going around. Or what? But that poor guy, man. What is he doing? Well, see, whenever he gets nauseous, like I've never known anybody like this before. Maybe it's common. I don't know. But he gets white as a sheet. And then he like. he's got he looks like he's about to pass out and in the past he has passed out before whoa yeah he gets puking well he no it's prior to the being nauseous he passes out yeah wow yeah like and you know it's really really bad and so like I was all up in his business. Poor guy. And I could tell he just wanted me to leave him alone because he doesn't want me to see him throwing up. So he's like, okay, I'm going to go in the bathroom. So every two minutes, I'm peeking my head in there. Are you okay? Because in my mind, he's unconscious on the floor.
bonked his head and is like bleeding everywhere and and you know and and finally he said to me i i'm fine i just want to lay here by the toilet please just let me lay there yeah well because he because he can't be vertical because he'll pass out he had a stomach uh like he got a bacteria Like a while back. Well, we suspected a bacterial infection, yeah. Oh, I thought that's what the doc said it was. Well, that's what the doctor guessed it was. It's not like the doctor actually, like, did a test and took a culture, but he's like, I suspect, based on your symptoms. Did we talk about that on the air? I don't know. I don't think so. Is that for the air or not? Yeah, I don't know. Well, he went out drinking, her husband. Yeah. He went out drinking with his boys, and he got so violently sick that, you know, he was at the porcelain altar or whatever they call it. toilet you know and he was leaning against it like sticking his face on it leaning against it like everybody's done when they've been in that situation well what the doctor suspected was that because there's fecal matter around that toilet he got an infection right because he wasn't getting better you know he was like sick for like a week straight and finally i'm like you need to go to the doctor this isn't normal i didn't know that could even happen that if you were putting your face on the toilet potentially yeah
That's so gross. That ain't right. Isn't that disgusting? That ain't right. Well, now, here he is, and he's sick again. Yeah. Where does he think he got it? i don't i don't know i don't know if it was like i said food poisoning we had had taco shop like a couple hours prior or you know i know the stomach bugs kind of going around so but i was like i felt bad because i was all up in his business but i was so worried for him but i mean he's fine now at least you're not a drama queen oh man i was like can you imagine how worked up she must have gotten over that i'm a drama queen i'm a drama mama right now She's very dramatic. Unreal. I'm feeling good, man. I'm feeling fresh, I'm feeling sexy, and I'm feeling honey-baked. And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, and I can dance. I am Sky.
I like interpretive jive. Look at me. Can't you see? I am the drama queen. I'm not apologizing for my behavior because I was really sick. I was throwing up here. I went home. I was throwing up at home. Early morning and I'm on the show. Mispronouncing and in the flow. Man, I wish we played music. Yeah. And I didn't have to be having to read and speak. I had just been conversating. It's conversing. The guys are making me want to cry. Life was better when I was. I don't know how I do it. Every single day, I really earn my pay. Here comes the build up. And if you didn't know. Come on now. I am. The Dromalee Sheep
I'm starting to hyperventilate. Of the P1s, I say, you're welcome. And to that one guy on P1site.com that hates when we play it, I say, sorry. He's heard it too many times. Every time I play it, I go on P1site.com and he says, it's official, I'm over it. He was saying after we played it twice, he was over it. Oh, wow. That's my friend. Yeah. Maybe he's a supporter of yours. I want to hear more. I like it. I don't really get tired of it, and I hear it more than he does. Especially in cases like this, where Skye's calling an ambulance for her poor husband who's got a cord. Off the air, Skye said that she considered calling 911. Well, I mean, I kept the phone by me. Really? Don't say that. That makes you crazy. When your husband is about to pass out, if I can't get him back... If you can't get him back, what do you mean?
Yeah. Like if you don't have paddles? Well, no, like he's passed out before and then I've taken him and laid him down flat and then he comes back. Oh, my word. So if that were to happen. Didn't he only pass out that one time? Yes, but once is enough. That wasn't when he was nauseous, though. Yes. It was something else. Well, he was also having neck inflammation, too. Yeah, like what are you talking about? That's crazy! You make it seem so like... Every time he gets nauseous, he passes out. He passed out one time and it was because of his neck. He almost... He seemed like... He felt like he was going to pass out. Let's put it that way. He was saying he felt like he was going to pass out. This is brutal. I hope that he's... Sorry, I love my husband. I apologize to you. I apologize for loving and caring about my husband. They're crazy. Now, just to be clear, what you're saying is that if you were not prepared to call 911, you would not love your husband. And that's what we're seeing. You're simply seeing somebody that loves their husband. That's all. Very concerned. Well, Eddie, if she would not... Eddie, if she didn't almost call 911, wouldn't love him.
No, I'm just saying I want to take every precaution. I want to be prepared. Why are you putting on blinders, Eddie? I just can't deal with it. I mean, it's Monday morning. Can we make a deal that Skye doesn't be herself on Monday until 6.30? Wait, wait. Because, like, I can't stand it. Like, it makes me crazy. No, he's doing better. He got to watch high school football all Saturday. So that really made him happy to watch high school football. Yeah, he's fine, Mike. He's fine. Well, he is now. Sorry. Sorry. You never get sick. Sorry. You're the strongest man in the world. Okay. What the hell does that have to do with anything? I'm sorry. I got to turn their mics on. These two. Hey, Mike, what's up with everything else? I told my wife to get the hell out of here and she acted like you. I mean, it's not even 630. I want to turn their mics back on, but it's 630.
622. 622. Not from you, you crazy lady. P1 Lieutenant Dan is on the line. Okay. Go ahead, Lieutenant Dan. Hello? Yes, Mike. I just wanted to share with you, I've been scarred for life during the holiday season. Starting last Friday, hearing that silly B-Rob song, it carried into our Christmas party when we gave out the raffle. I asked how many people, when I grabbed the mic, listened to the Mikey show. Yeah. Who knows a new holiday song, and everybody, like in Quartet, started ham, ham, ham, ham, ham. Dude, I was singing it all weekend long. I was singing it. I couldn't get it out of my head all weekend long. I would catch myself doing it. Ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham. If you make a call, please hang out the try again. Thank you. Well said. It's beautiful. Beautiful. We have a 16-year-old on the line, and it is P1 Angel. Are you there, Angel? Yeah. Okay. Last week, you know how you said that St. Nick was for during the year, and Santa was for Christmas? That is correct. What does Kris Kringle fit in? Well, Kris Kringle, I think, is St. Nick.
It's his official, it's his real name. It's his real name. His birth name. Yeah, his birth name is Kris Kringle. Just watch Santa Claus is Coming to Town and I'll tell you the whole story. That's right, his birth name is Kris Kringle. He goes by Old Saint Nick, otherwise known as Santee Claus. Really makes you think, huh? Yeah, that's right. She's thinking it over right now. But that's the way it is there, Angel. See, he was dropped off at the Kringles as a baby. Okay, all right. And the Kringles are elves, of course, who are toy makers. Where did he come from? Like, where did he come from? I don't know. Okay. It's still a mystery, Mike. It's still a mystery. And the Kringles raised him to become a toy maker as well, but then they had nowhere to bring the toys. Chris Kringle was a normal-sized man, and he was able to cross the harsh plains to deliver the toys to the town. Sweet. Obviously, a cool guy thought that Christopher was too pretentious. Went by Chris. I think that's cool. I mean, that just shows humility and kind of a genuineness. And so I think that's kind of cool. Like, hey, I'm not a Christopher. I'm more of a Chris. You know what I mean?
Christopher, thank you. Thank you, Angel. I hope that explains everything. Oh, it does. All right, thank you. Oh, it does. P1 T-Lox is on the line. T-Lox, are you there? Yes, T-Lox. What's happening? Good morning, guys. T-Lox. Yeah. Go ahead. I was just calling. How was that charger game yesterday, Mikey? Oh, dude, it was really, it was a special thing, man. My dad, I took my dad and... He's so cute, man. As he gets older, he's like a kid. I loved seeing him in that Tomlinson jersey. That was my favorite thing ever. He really loves that jersey. He was down on the field, and he couldn't get over it. He was just really excited about it. It's so weird how you switch places when you get older. It's like your parents become your kids, and you're the parent. It had that kind of feel to it yesterday. I love that guy so much. He just had a blast. Hey, are you going to play one of those Josh Lewin clips or what? Oh, yeah. Oh, definitely. Oh, definitely, man. Thank you very much. Have a good day, guys. Thanks for the call. Yeah, Josh Lewin, I heard him all over ESPN this morning doing the call. It was the call of, hey, we get it. You're good in regard to LaDainian Tomlinson when LT broke the record yesterday. It was really, really cool.
LT broke Jim Brown's touchdown record? He surpassed Jim Brown's touchdown record. Cup 54. And we are quickly reaching the saturation point with number 21. We get it. You're good. That is so cool. He's really good, Josh Lone, at the call. And when I heard it this morning on ESPN, they also included the great Hank Bauer, right? Just after the clip that you hear there from... What did the Hammer have to say? Josh Lewin. Then the Hammer came on and explained exactly what had just taken place, that LT had just surpassed Jim Brown. Unbelievable. So you got to hear the voice of both of those guys over the broadcast. Thank goodness. That's right. I lost one of my fantasy football games. I was in the playoffs for two leagues, and yesterday was the first playoffs, and I lost one of them, and I think I'm going to win the other one, and I think that I'll be playing in the championship against B-Dub. Oh. Wow. Brian Wilson. He's got a crazy team. I do not have a chance. I do not stand a chance. That's not true.
Boston Rob has a better chance of putting on 50 pounds between now and next week than I do. Brian Wilson, on his team, he has... Well, first of all, I'll say the first two names, and then what's the point of even going on? He's got LT and Adrian Peterson. So what's the point of continuing the discussion? He didn't even start Adrian Peterson this week. He's so cocky. He didn't. Because he's got Ernest Graham, too, who's been killing it. Yeah. Oh, but he's got wide receiver troubles. He's got Randy Moss. He's got Randy Moss, too, by the way. And Braylon Edwards, who's blown up. So that is going to be a lot of fun. But it'll be the first fantasy football game championship that I've ever done where I'm not stressed out. Really? No, I will not be stressed out about that game. I have very little expectations. So anything that happens positively will exceed my expectations. I had two of the best quarterbacks yesterday playing the worst games of their season. In one league, Tom Brady. In the other league, Tony Romo. And even Jessica Simpson couldn't help Tony Romo yesterday. But she tried. She really did. Eddie, what did she do? She was just a great little cheerleader up in the stands with her pink.
Number nine jersey. And every time the cameras were on her, boy, she knew it. And she wanted to say, Romo! Love you, Tony! Y'all. They were dating before and then it was like they were off. You know, because she was deluding herself into believing that John Mayer cared about her. And now, now I guess they're back together. I predict that they'll get married. Whoa. Really? Yeah, I predict Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson will get married. That's crazy! And I predict that she will feel very insecure with Tony Romo. Like she did with 98 Degrees. And she was very insecure in that relationship. Lots of cool audio to do today. Your phone calls, you can keep calling 570-1053. Can't wait to talk about the number one movie over the weekend. Cannot wait to play you.
The Honey Baked Videos. P1 Ham Sleuth sent us a video that he took with his digital camera of Skye at Honey Baked Ham in Claremont. He's having a hamburger. He sees her walk into the Honey Baked Ham. He grabs his digital camera, which has a video option on it, and he videos her inside the Honey Baked Ham store. Awesome! We have been asking, and you can see it right now at MikeyShow.com. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. You can see her inside the store. What we ask listeners to do is take that video and narrate it. Be Sky. And so we received a few over the weekend, and we're going to play listeners narrating Sky in the Honey Baked Ham store. Come on. Oh, man. It's good stuff. Awesome. That's coming up. In fact, we'll do it next. Yes. Sean Merriman will be on the show before the hour is done. He was injured and didn't play yesterday, number 56. But we'll have him on before the hour is done. We're going to do our first ever Secret Santa today. Oh, I'm so excited. It's pretty cool, man. We've been talking about how we want to help people out this holiday season. And if you want help or you know somebody that needs help this holiday season, go to MikeyShow.com. But we've picked a couple of people that we're going to help today.
And so we'll be talking to them a little bit later. Josh Lewin, play-by-play guy for the Chargers, will be in. Dumb chick challenge today. Stupid. Don't forget the TMZ report with Katie Darrell, what happened over the weekend. I want to read you that email about this woman whose husband is in Iraq, and she told him it's okay for him to cheat while he's there. So I want to see where you stand on that. And we'll do a little P1 trivia so that somebody will have the opportunity to come into the studio and hang out on Friday. And don't forget, Wednesday and Friday of this week, the Mikey Show is doing CD signings at select cricket locations. Wednesday and Friday. So we'd love to meet you, have you come out and sign a CD for you to give as a gift to somebody. Brian Regan in the Stand-Up Spotlight. Stand-Up Spotlight 105.3.
I flew here. How come the first class people just, they can just get on whenever they want? I've always hated that. First class people, board at your leisure. Take your time, first class people. Coach people, no wait, sit, sit, scuzz. Wait, little piggies. So when you do get on, the first class people, they're already sitting there. They're all sprawled out in their big thrones. Bring me the head of a pig. Goblet of something cool and refreshing. Do and have a fiddle. Make someone from Coach fiddle for them. They're fiddles in the overhead racks up there. Not allowed to even use their bathrooms. The bathrooms up front are for our first-class passengers. The Coach bathrooms are located at Newark Airport. The Course C. The Course C, ladies and gentlemen. Podcasts of The Mikey Show at rock1053.com. LOL. This holiday season, head to F Street, San Diego's premier adult store for lovers.
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Give PJs. That's pajamagram.com and tell them Sky sent ya. Now more of the Mikey Show. Featuring Mikey. Guy like me likes toys. Eddie. If you don't know the lyrics to Hall & Oates, I don't want to know ya. Sky. I'm not gonna be your yes man, Mike. Sean. I always stand when I watch TV at night. Boss and Rob. This is how the brain of a genius works. I'm just firing on all silly right now. Not really. No. Right, right. So Rob. And Ashley. I like my sweat and I want... I don't want to use special deodorant. On Rock 105.3. Welcome back. It's 640. Miley Cyrus' parents took away her credit cards and cut them up after she bought an expensive purse. Pop the champagne. Miami wins its first game in overtime, beating Baltimore 22-16. We told you that last week, P1 Ham Sleuth. was having a hamburger in Claremont when he basically hit the lottery. Sky drove into the parking lot and went into the Honey Baked Ham store right next to the hamburger place. And so Ham Sleuth went and grabbed his digital camera, which he can put video on, shoot video from the digital camera. And he walked into the Honey Baked store and just filmed Sky.
At the counter. Pretty pointless. Not at all. Totally pointless. Genius. Oh, really? If you saw Courtney Love going into a crack house, you wouldn't take her picture of them? I think they're completely different. A little bit. A little different, Eddie. I think that that may be the most perfect analogy ever made. Off the sit. Off the sit. It may be the most perfect analogy. We should ask Katie Daryl today if she wants this video. Yes. Of course. I'm sure TMZ would be jumping at the chance. It would be worth quite a bit. Right. Well, what we asked, we posted the video online at MikeyShow.com. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. And basically, what we did was, we asked listeners, to submit their versions of it, to narrate it. Right. If you want to see what listeners have done, go to MikeyShow.com. Oh, man. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. And you can see to the right of your screen, it'll say Recent Submissions. And I'm going to be playing three of them this morning. Oh, yes. I'm going to be playing...
P1 Popcorn Chimp. P1 Sand Rooster. And P1 That Guy. So let's start with P1 Sand Rooster. This was his narration of Sky and the Honey Bake Store. Whoa, dude. No way. I am going to go down in P1 history. Check this out. Oh, well, hello, Nancy. Oh, you have a special on the turkey today. Hmm. You know I can't pass up a sale. I'll buy that in addition to the ham. Well, if I don't like it, I can just throw it in the prize closet and re-gift it later. Oh, Ashley's lame gifts. Do you know if post-it notes stick to turkey? I know they do with Costco ham, but of course not Honey Bait. Who would give that up? You know, I absolutely love this place. The only thing that would make this place better is if it were...
Buffet. Buffet. Buffet. Buffet. Buffet. Buffet. Buffet. Buffet. Buffet. Buffet. And so many journalists have trouble pronounciating these words when they're conversating with people. Did you put cheese in my sandwich? It better than Gorgonzola. I absolutely love Gorgonzola. She does. Thank you for your service today, Nancy. I'll give you an autograph to repay you. Oh, no. There are so many Mikey show inside jokes there. Oh, my God. That is hysterical. That is lame. That's really lame. That's not lame at all. I can't believe you can play that on you. All the way down to Skye telling us for years that she hates Gorgonzola. Eddie having her try some Gorgonzola and her not knowing it and loving it. Loved it. The next video. Now, you have to imagine this. As you're listening to it, you have to imagine the video that accompanies this. It's just, very simply, Skye standing at the honey-baked ham counter talking to a salesperson. We digitally blocked out the salesperson's face to protect the innocent. Nancy. Nancy. It looks like a YouTube video. It does.
It looks like it does. So this next, and that's all you have to know as you're listening to it. And some of you may be listening and being like, well, I don't understand. Why are you showing a video of your news girl Sky at a honey baked ham store? The reason is, is Sky's. crack. I like ham. It's not. And she's a ham addict. It's her life's blood. She's a hamaholic. What? I like ham. None of these things are true. She's in a ham step program. I'm not. She's currently working on her fifth ham. Okay. Whatever. So this next video was submitted by P1 That Guy. And this is how he interpreted Sky at the Counter. Oh, this is unacceptable. Unacceptable.
Do you want me to get my wife, my inservant, to come and bust a cop in your ass? Okay. Because I will do it if you make me. Oh, my God. Oh, so you do know who I am. You recognize my voice. No, I have no time for autographs. No time. Just give me my freaking honey bake. Look, I just need my sandwich and my honey bake. I need my fix. This is making my scalp itch. We're with Sky's Honey Baked Security. You need to put that camera away. Oh, my God. Wow. That was weird. This next one, this next one was submitted by P1 Popcorn Chimp. And again, it's Sky standing at the Honey Baked counter. I'm sure it's hilarious. Yes, yes, I know. Do you think I'm a fool? The only reason the store even exists is because of me. Look around. I'm the only customer in here. Yes, yes. Sorry, Your Skyness. So, how are the plans going along for Hamtopolis? Very good, Your Skyness. Very good. You fetch me a cup of ham juice. That's your wish, Your Skyness. No, I don't want a single detail forgotten. Ham streets, ham buildings, ham statues. Speaking of statues, last night I had a dream of a big beautiful statue of myself to be placed in the center square. A big, big monster statue at least 30 cubits high. But, Your Skyness, we don't have enough ham to...
I built a statue that high. Then bring more ham. I don't care. Spare no expense. Or have you forgotten already that I'm your only customer? Besides me and Ramsey here behind me, who else is in this store? No one will tell you. Yes, yes, of course, Your Skynes. We owe you everything. You're damn right. Now, listen to my next plans. No, but Miss Skynes, I saw somebody's back there with the video cameras. Ramsey, you fool. Seize him. Oh, my. Seize him. Whoa. Well, I hope you all had your fun. Unreal. Unreal. That's great. Well, we're not done with our fun yet. Well, no, I think we should be. Definitely go to MikeyShow.com and follow the on-screen directions on how to download the video and narrate it yourself and send it in to us. So dumb. That's hysterical. Now, the people that we played this morning, we're going to give them a prize because we said, anybody, we play you on the air. We play yours on the air. We'll give you a prize, so we will. And keep in mind, as you're narrating, when you're walking into the store, be Sky.
When you see the camera going into the store, yeah, yeah, yeah. As you're going into the store, be Sky. Because what's happened is people are picking it up with her at the counter. Nah, pick it up with her going in. Just make it that the point of view is Sky. So you could be like, oh, look at this, a honey bake store. You know, whatever. What do we have here? Ah, yes. What have I stumbled upon? Yes, what is this, an oasis? Give them ideas. Please. I think we're good. So, MikeyShow.com, if you want to download that and get it all dialed in, should be real nice. Real sweet. Lindsey Lohan called into a radio show and tried to win tickets. Concert tickets. Come on. And I will tell you what the concert was, what the station was, I'll give you all the details of that whacked out story. When we come back, along with the Sean Merriman report, Sean, number 56, will be on the show. Coming up next, what does he think of all of this national headlines he made by being on the Mikey Show last week? Say something else. Say something else. He was on ESPN all week long because of comments made on the Mikey Show. So we'll ask him about that and much more next. On the rock. Library before the test.
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And all I need to do from you is get the name of the guest, and I'll put that on the inset of the card, and we'll print both of your names there. For her, just put Skye, and you make sure there's some ham in the gift basket. Okay. Oh, no. Well, thank you for letting us know that Mark is a listener, and... Well, so Mark, I mean, is this... Where are you at? Christina, I think you need to shut your mouth. He's at Nordstrom. Okay? Yeah. Okay. Tell me she doesn't need to shut up either. Okay, we'll see you. Welcome back to the Mikey Show. It is 6.59. A new study out says that meth was involved in more than half of the officer-involved shootings in San Diego. It was Spygate Part 2. New England remained unbeaten, beating the Jets. They're now 14-0. So I told you I was going to tell you about this Lindsay Lohan deal. Lindsay Lohan apparently was in...
Las Vegas. And I don't know why. I don't know what she was doing there. She doesn't live in Vegas, but maybe she was there, Sky, partying or something. Yeah, I don't. I don't know. No, no, no, no. I'm just saying. I mean, maybe she was there partying. Yeah, I don't even know if she was there. Oh, you don't know if she was in Las Vegas? No. Oh, I thought it was like, hey, call in now for tickets kind of thing. No, the way I heard it went down is it was one of those things where it was like, who, you know, call us and who's the most famous person. Oh, that's completely different than... Yeah, and then, so Lindsay... That's totally different than what you told me. You said, Lindsay Lohan called a radio station to get tickets for, you know, a Hannah Montana concert. Which is crazy. Which is, well, it's not just crazy. That's crazy! Insane. Oh, she's losing her mind. Well, it's weird because it actually says that Lindsay called into the station, but it was part of a thing where you say who's the most famous person's number you have. That's a pretty big detail. But Lindsay called them. So I don't know. Right, that's what the bit is. You get, like, the famous person to call in on the show. Well, let's hear it. Cut 56.
How are you doing, Lindsay? How have things been going for you? You haven't seen a lot about you lately, which I think is probably a good thing, right? Yeah, a lot of it. I mean, 99% is not true, but I'm doing really well. The good stuff is usually true. Good. And that stuff that we're talking about, how do you, I mean, how do you, and we spend a lot of time talking about this, but how do you handle it? I mean, if you're inundated with paparazzi, everything that you pick up. magazine-wise, or you turn on the TV, there you are, you're all over the place. How frustrating for you is it? You say it's not true, at least 99% of it. How do you deal with it? I kind of don't engage it. I don't read it. Because that just kind of puts other thoughts in your head and it brings you down. So I just don't play into it. That is very different than what I thought it was. So they did not say we'll take caller 14. Oh, no. And hey, guess who's online for it? It's Lindsay calling in to win Hannah Montana tickets. Yeah, that was the prize of who could get, you know, the most famous person to call in. And Lindsay says she was trying, you know, that she was having problems securing Hannah Montana tickets for a friend's kids. So this was the way that they thought to go about getting those tickets.
So, yeah, when they asked her about her boyfriend, she went on to say she doesn't kiss and tell. And then she started talking about charity work she wants to do and going back to Africa and helping kids. Well, look at that. That's very sweet. Yeah. She's a very sweet person. We've got Sean Merriman coming up here on the show in just a minute. What's going on with Sean Merriman, Ashley? He wasn't picking up, so I left a message. I wonder if he's mad at us. Mad at us? Well, yeah. Last week, this made national news. Now, they said that was because that you allegedly cheap-shotted Vince Young when it was clear that he just ran into you, Sean. Now, they said that it was the head coach, Jeff Fisher, that ordered this hit on you. Do you know about any of this stuff? Yeah, as from what I heard, I heard he did. He told several of his players, and you can kind of tell that he did that from the crack back. The very next play or the very next two plays that will happen, you can tell that it was designed for them to start going after me.
I offered her that he went up and down the whole entire sideline saying, make sure I get out, make sure, you know, get me out the game. So regardless of what happened, you know, it'll be dealt with. So that was picked up by all the major sports outlets. Locally, nationally, ESPN, talked about on Monday Night Countdown, topic on SportsCenter, topic on Around the Horn. Everybody picked up on this story. So anyway, that's what I really wanted to ask him about this morning is, do you still feel the same way? What do you think of Jeff Fisher saying it's not true? You know, who else puts hits on you? Anything that I can get, you know, any kind of response from the deal. I don't think he's mad at us. My guess would be maybe they were celebrating last night because they made the playoffs. That could be it. That's my guess. Maybe they're still out celebrating it. Well-deserved. Yeah. Understandable. Did you try calling stingery? Yeah. That might be a good place to start. Good point, yeah. All right, what else can I tell you? Let me play you some of this stuff from yesterday. What a game. Cut 55. Kidna moving left to right with the football here. Goes over the middle. It's going to be intercepted by Cobarden. He will get up and celebrate.
He has just set a Charger record. No one's ever done that. Double-digit interceptions. But now Antonio Camardi has. P1 Wolf. Yeah, hey, I had a question for Eddie. Currently the Chargers are third seed for the playoffs. I was wondering if that can all change at all. That's as high as they can go. They can either be the third or fourth seed. But I personally would rather them be the third seed because I don't want to play Jacksonville. I would rather play either Cleveland or Pittsburgh. Okay. My prediction is if they're third seed, they can beat the Colts. They're very likely to do that. As far as the AFC conference, that's where I'm not going to make a bold statement. But I say they're very likely to beat the Colts. Well, Colts are AFC too. That's what I'm saying. But in the second round, they'll play the Colts. at their third seed. They advance after the wild card weekend. They're going to play the Colts at their third seed, correct? Yes, there you go. And dude, these Chargers are fired up right now. I'm not a Charger fan, but I'm telling you, they're very likely to beat those Colts. I have to agree they're fired up right now. They are on a roll. They're on like an emotional...
I think they're probably on an emotional high right now. That was the first game yesterday that I felt that they played a full four quarters of great football. It's a perfect time to get hot. Hey, this is kind of sad. Guess who... I had just put this song here and now it's gone. What happened? Oh, my song. My song went away. What happened? What happened to my song that was there? Did you guys hear Dan Fogelberg died? No. Dan Fogelberg, the guy that sang The Leader of the Band, Same Old Lang Syne. He sang this song right here. I will never forget my wife sang to me a couple of Christmases ago. She goes, I listened to Same Old Lang Syne the other day. And I go, oh yeah? And she goes, yeah. She goes, I'd never really listened to the words. I said, oh. What did you think? She goes...
It's really creepy. I go, oh, you mean how he wants to cheat on his wife and everything? She goes, yeah. Everybody knows this song. Ashley, even you know this song, right? Zeth, how about you? Do you know this song? 22 years old? Nope. There you go. Maybe everybody doesn't. What about you, Boston Rob? You ever heard this before? I don't think so. Really? Sky? Well, Sky, you were listening to economic money reports growing up. You don't know any music. It's called Money Talk, Mike. You don't know any music. But, you know, if you listen to the radio at all and you're above... Maybe it's an over 30 thing, Eddie? Kicks you, too. If you're into the slow jams. How did he die, Sky? He was battling prostate cancer. How old was he? 56. Oh, that sucks. Oh, my God. He died at his home in Maine. What a bummer. Hey, last night was the Survivor finale. Did you guys... Are you going to talk about it? Well...
Ashley, I mean, we have to do the show, though. Take my headphones off, please. Take your headphones off. If you don't want to hear me, if you T-vote it and you don't want to know who won, take off your headphones, listeners. They're wearing headphones? Yeah, everybody's got headphones on in their car. Take your headphones off, people. Take off your headphones. Turn the radio down for a second. Ash, can you hear me? Sky. Who won Survivor? Stupid Todd. Stupid Todd. His name was Stupid Todd. Stupid Scammer Dummy Todd. What was his personality like? What was his deal? He was a snake in the grass. Snake in the grass. He sure was. And he's kind of a shrimp like B-Rob. Oh, well. Yeah, that's a good description. Wasn't he like emaciated and super skinny? Just like B-Rob. Pretty skinny. Yeah. so he won the whole thing yeah and then they did do this thing where you know uh viewers could uh like text in or call in to vote who would win like a hundred thousand dollars yeah and uh the grave digger james he was given that
Oh, yes. And then the lunch lady, Denise, who came in fourth, she actually lost her job because of being on the show and kind of had a sob story. Yeah, about kids because she was working for like seven bucks an hour as a lunch lady and whatever, but I guess she ended up getting fired. So Mark Burnett, the producer. She got fired because she was like on the show? Yeah. Okay. So the executive producer gave her 50 grand to help her get her life back together. Who was the final two? This guy that won and who else? No, now they do final. What? It's just lame. I hate that they do that now. Last two years, they've done Final Three. And it's like... I wonder why. I don't know, because it causes more drama, I guess. But I hate it. I hate it that they do that. Yeah. Huh. So who were they? Oh, it was Todd, obviously, who won. Courtney, the really skinny, like skin and bones chick. Like about to die. She looked like she was going to... Yeah, well... Not that skinny, but definitely. Really close. Yeah, really close to me. Not as skinny as B-Rob, but definitely. Not like a skeleton, but close. Yeah, exactly. And then Amanda, the kind of chick who kind of laid low, just didn't make much noise. She should have won. Yeah, she definitely should have. Is that who you were rooting for? Yep, I was. The DA says that the guy that shot Steve Foley, San Diego Charger Steve Foley, isn't going to face any criminal charges. Yeah.
Which is weird because basically there were no criminal charges brought against the cop. No criminal charges brought against Steve Foley. Here's why. This is the SD District Attorney. Cut 50. We only answer one question and one question only. What were the acts criminal? Was a crime committed? It is our conclusion that the police officer involved acted in lawful self-defense. But then you remember that the passenger in Steve Foley's car, Lisa Marie Gout, she actually, you know, ended up facing criminal charges. What was her criminal charges? Assault with a deadly weapon and DUI. Driving at the guy, right? Right. With the car. Right. And a DUI? Yeah. Oh, wow. So Foley's not getting any charges? Well, all Foley got was DUI, but he admitted to that. He didn't even try and fight that. But as far as, you know, anything outside of that, no. We're still working on getting Sean Merriman on the show. Still working on Sean Merriman. Hopefully that's coming up soon. We're looking for Sean Merriman. May have him before the hour's over. I got Jay Stew working on it right now. Sean Merriman. He's a man. That's huge. I'm Jim Rome. Hopefully we'll have him soon. In the meantime, we'll be talking to...
Charger play-by-play guy, Josh Lewin. Josh will be in the studio coming up. We're going to be doing the Dumb Chick Challenge coming up. And also the TMZ Katie Darrell Report coming up here in just a minute. I also have a list of the best and worst celebrity autograph signers. I know one of the best. Yes. So we'll be doing that. And our very first secret Santa. Who is going to be the recipient of our very first secret Santa? That person is coming up next. The Mikey Show. Why can't you just have a coat of them like everyone else? The arrest in jail is the bail bondsman and his mumbled gobbledygook. Aladdin Bail Bonds stops the gobbledygook. Gobbledygook.
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This week's extended holiday hours are Monday through Friday, 10 till 9, Saturday 9 till 9, Sunday 9 till 8. Online at shaneco.com. Are you looking for a healthy, fast alternative to the cheeseburger and fries? Come into Subway Restaurants and try their new Subway Fresh Fit Meal, a healthy option designed for both kids and adults to meet the American Heart Association's diet recommendations. Make the choice to eat fresh at Subway Restaurants. Hey, it's Mikey for the San Diego International Auto Show. Coming to San Diego December 26th through the 30th. I will probably be there every single day. I was last year with a camera, like a nerd. And it's actually really cool. Let me explain to you. I get all the different magazines, all the car magazines. I get Motor Trend. I get Car and Driver. I get Automobile Magazine. And so to me, a lot of these concepts in these cars, they're like celebrities. So I'm going to see a lot of these automobile celebrities. like the new Nissan GT-R that I've been reading about. It's got 400 and some horsepower. All these cool vehicles, they're going to be out there. Plus, Toyota's got their off-road, on-site adventure. So if you're into four-wheel drive and you're into that kind of stuff, go out there and check that out. It's going to be really, really cool. I'll be hanging out. Let me give you the website. sdautoshow.com Unlimited U.S. Long Distance. Cricket Wireless.
Rock 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Center. border checkpoints. Once you get going past that, you'll find some slowing northbound 805 as you head past Plaza Boulevard, then again up towards University Avenue. Northbound on the 5, most of that is right around the South Bay Freeway. Out of the East County, it's almost all on the 52 right at the moment, up and over the hill out of Santee. Southbound on the 15, a couple spots here, one off the 78 down to 9th Avenue, a little hiccup past Ted Williams Parkway. South on the 5, most of that from La Costa now, and down toward the track. I'm Jeff Daly with traffic on Rock 105.3. That's who I am as a guy. That's who I am. Yeah, but I don't... He doesn't like to hurt people's feelings. K-I-O-Z. San Diego's rock. The Mikey Show continues with Mikey. I consider myself the perfect Mexican. Wow. Eddie. I love Christmas. Problem admitting when I'm wrong. I'm just rarely wrong. Sean. You know I'm terrible at getting gifts. Yes. Keeping it for tea. That's what I'm doing. That sounded hard. And Ashley. I don't get along very well. I don't think with like...
Normal, boring people. Oh, come on. Wait a minute. It's the Mikey Show on The Rock. It's the Mikey Show at 717. I Am Legend killed it at the box office this weekend, making over 76 million. It's the biggest December opening ever. West Virginia's Rich Rodriguez was named the new head coach at Michigan. There has never been an opening in the month of December bigger than I Am Legend? I guess not, according to... You know, everything I read this morning, they say it was the biggest December opening ever and the biggest opening for Will Smith as well. Cut 35. What's happening? I've been trying to reach her in the cell. I just keep getting a recording. You're going to us, Sarah. Just strap yourself in. Go. We're in 30 minutes, Colonel. Copy. You're sealing off the island. We saw it, man. It was pretty good. It's awesome. You want to do some Secret Santa? Yes.
What we've been doing is asking you to go to MikeyShow.com, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com, and write us and tell us if you know somebody that you think is in need this holiday season. And you can nominate somebody that is in your family, somebody that you work with. You can nominate anybody you want, anybody you want. And we're going to be picking some people this week and trying to help them out this holiday season. So the first one is this email says, Jenny is my friend and coworker who has four sweet kids ranging from nine to 18. Her husband left after all four were born and only visits once a year on Father's Day. Jenny had to go back to work and now works for a nonprofit Christian organization to local high schools and MS students. She doesn't get paid nearly what she's worth.
and is always very tight financially. But still, I see her opening her home up to others and giving away a percentage of her money to our staff that raise support. I'd love to help her out this Christmas season. And this one got us because we thought, this is somebody that doesn't have much and is still giving of their own. To the point where they're giving and they don't have anything left for themselves. And we have Jenny on the line. Jenny, are you there? I am. How are you? Good, how are you? We're really good. Hey, listen, I don't know. I was just talking to, you know, before we came on the air about who wrote this. We actually don't know who wrote this in. Oh, okay. This is somebody that you work with, but we don't know who it is. Uh-huh. And so you're going to have to go back to work and try to figure out for yourself who wrote this to you. But we understand that you have four kids. I do. And what are the kids' names?
Elise, Bethany, Sean, and Amy. Wow. And they range in age from 9 to 18, it says. 6 to 18. Oh, 6 to 18. Wow. Sounds like a handful. Yeah, definitely sounds like a handful. Uh-huh. Well, what we'd like to do is we would like to give you a $500 gift card from Target. Oh. And allow you to be able to get the kids something this season. Get something for yourself, too, Jenny. Definitely. Well, thank you so much. Yeah, definitely. really sweet. And I love hearing what they wrote about me. That was really sweet. That's really nice. Yeah. So now you got to go back to work and be a little investigator and find out who that was. Target is my favorite store. So there you go. Very nice. All right, Jenny. Well, listen, Merry Christmas. Have a very happy holiday season. I'm going to put you on hold because we're going to figure out how to get this card to you. Okay. Okay. Thank you. Hang on the line. That's Jenny. That's great. Ashley. What? What's up? Was she doing Forrest Gump? Not appropriate. Was she doing Forrest Gump? It was not the right time to do that. Was she going Jenna? Yeah, she was. Oh, for goodness sake. It's ridiculous. The next email says, hey, Mikey, I listen to your show every morning. You guys really make me laugh. I have two wonderful kids, Wesley, 13, and Michaela, 11. We've been through too much to fit into 100 words, but I'll tell you, if you met them,
You would know why I was writing this. I'm a single parent and I was injured on the job. I have about $800 a month to live on with the kids because of all the insurance that we pay. This will be the first Christmas with no gifts from mom. I believe in the Christmas spirit and taught my kids to believe in the Christmas spirit. Please make my wish come true. P1 Jillian, are you there? Jillian, we got your email, and we'd love to help you out. Tell us about Michaela and Wesley. They're the greatest kids in the world. I swear, I'm about ready to cry. Well, tell us about them. Tell us about Michaela and what she's like. Well, she's a dancer. She loves to dance. She's into art. She really loves music. We've been on our own.
since she was about four, her dad left us, and we've just been struggling for a really long time. I worked three jobs, so I didn't have a lot of time for him, and then I got injured, so it's been really hard on her. What happened? What kind of injury was it? I have a neck injury where I have two ruptured discs in my neck, and I had an arm injury where I have nerve damage, and I've been struggling with my insurance where they've been refusing to help fix the injuries, and And I've just been fighting for the last two years. So I'm basically just, you know, trying to limp along until they, you know, finally are going to fix things. And, you know, it's pretty hard. Tell me about, if you can, tell me about Wesley. He's 13 years old, right? Wesley's into drums. He loves monster trucks. He's into surfing and skateboards. He's, you know, he's... You know, he's just a typical guy. Sounds like your typical 13-year-old kid. Oh, yeah. He's really great. I have two really cool kids. I mean, being a single parent is really hard. They're honest. They're upfront. They don't give me problems. I mean, I'm really amazed at how wonderful they are. I mean, people tell me what great kids they are. But with this time of year and things being tight like they are, it was going to be hard for you to be able to get them any gifts. This is the first time ever in their life.
that I've never been able to do anything. And it really bothers me because, you know, it's kind of, it's sad to see Christmas and to see everybody else doing everything for their kids. And I'm not able to do something. Well, The Mikey Show would like to give you $500 to use at Toys R Us this Christmas. And hopefully that gift card will be able to help Michaela and Wesley have a much better Christmas than they would have. I can't believe you honestly picked me. And I am... So I'm so grateful. I really appreciate you guys doing this. No problem. How much I really appreciate it. Thank you. Listen, we're happy to, and we want those kids to have a great Christmas, and hopefully you can buy them some really cool stuff. Oh, you know, believe me, they will really enjoy it, and thank you very much. Hey, take some pictures for us, will you? I will, I will, and you guys have a Merry Christmas. Yeah, you too. Hang on the line. That's really cool, man. That's awesome. Now, if you know somebody... you yourself, or anybody in your life needs a little help this holiday season, why don't you go to your computer right now, go to MikeyShow.com, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com, and you're going to see a link there for Secret Santa. And we ask you to, in 100 words or less, tell us your story, their story, tell us somebody's story, and make sure you include who you are, because we'd like to be able to tell people.
You know, like when we call Jenny, she's going to have to find out. Maybe the person doesn't want her to know, and that's fine too, but it'd be nice. Love to be able to tell people. So we're going to be doing that every day this week. We're going to be doing Secret Santa. Dumb Chick Challenge later. It's like a gift to us. Oh, that is. That's right. Dumb Chick Challenge is coming up on the Mikey Show. And so is the TMZ Report with Katie Daryl. Don't go away. Good morning, family. This is the Mikey Show. It's going to be a tremendous, not only selection, but unique pieces that you don't see everywhere. Jared, the Galleria of Jewelry customer, Larry Young. I can tell her 150 times a day that I love her. But when I give her that little box and she opens it up, actions speak louder than words. It's now easier than ever to shop at the jewelry store with five times the selection of ordinary jewelry stores because Jared, the Galleria of Jewelry is now open in National City outside Plaza Bonita Mall. To see the very latest gold and platinum jewelry designs from around the world, shop Jared today.
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Yeah. Which I hate seeing. I don't know why I hate it. But when I turn and I see somebody, like if somebody's driving slow in front of me or if somebody's driving in a way in front of me that I don't like, I always think to myself, when I pass them right now, I'm going to see a cell phone to their head. And I always do. Yeah. You have to use the hand-free devices starting in January or else you can get yourself a little ticket. It's the law. Yep. You need a little Bluetooth or a little something, something. Well, what's cool is Cricket's got this device that you stick on your visor. And it's very easy. It's got a green button and a red button. Talk, hang up. And if your cell phone is Bluetooth enabled, your person that you're talking to will squawk right out of that little box on your visor and you can talk to the person through that little box on your visor. It works really nice. So you don't have to break the law. You don't have to break the law. It's a lot more convenient than holding that stupid phone up to your head. Safer. Yeah, so they're going to start selling these Sky where? At select cricket locations or what's the dilly? Yeah, definitely. Check with, you know, your local cricket store. But yeah, they're going to start selling this stuff so everybody can be legal and legit. What's the website? It's mycricket.com slash San Diego. You can't smell it on my breath. It doesn't make me stumble around or pass out. It doesn't mess up my ability to drive. I don't wake up with a headache the next morning. But it gives me a tremendous buzz.
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This is all due to some boxes and some trash in lanes there. Otherwise, we're not looking too bad out of the North County. There is some slowing on the 5 and the 15. Most of the 5 action from the Acadia Boulevard and down toward Manchester over on the 15. That starts off the 78 down toward 9th Avenue. A little hiccup then down by Ted Williams Parkway. Up from the South Bay, most of that on the 805. Getting solid now, though, from East Street and all the way up toward Murray Ridge Road. I'm Jeff Daly with traffic on Rock 105.3. Back to Mikey. I have a newly developed fear of spiders. Eddie. Why do girls want to ruin our fun? Sky. We all know that I don't like to spend money when I don't have to. Sean. We have the stupidest neighbors in the world. Boston Rob. I get really annoyed when people have sneezing fits. And Ashley. I hate underwear and I don't wear underwear. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. Welcome back. It's 7.33. Celine Dion did her final show in Las Vegas on Saturday night. Chargers scored a lot of points yesterday. They beat Detroit.
51 to 14. Hey, guess what? We are going to be doing Mikey Show Best of CD signings this week. In fact, we got two of them. Watch out. Now, the only person that will not be there is Sean. Sean does not live in San Diego. Sean lives in the Bay Area. Six of us will be there. Seven people on the Mikey Show. That's plenty. That's plenty. So six of us will be there. Me, Eddie, Sky, Ashley, Boston, Rob, and Zeth will all be out at this Cricket Wireless on Wednesday at 5. We'll be there from 5 to 7. Awesome! So you've got two hours to come down and meet us and get us to sign your Best Of CD. The Best Of CD is called Furry Up. It's perfect, too, because you can buy it at that Cricket store and just have us sign it there.
Now, this cricket store is located at 5399 El Cajon Boulevard. It's on the corner of 54th and El Cajon. And nobody beats El Cajon Cricket. That's not what Tony Gwynn says. Oh, yeah. Exactly. I thought that was like his whole thing. And nobody beats alcohol and cricket locations. No, I don't know. I didn't see that. I mean, it sounds familiar. It's not the same. But a little off. Exactly it. Okay. And I thought that the jingle's like, nobody beats alcohol. El Cajon Cricket locations? No, it's not. Again, kind of familiar. On the money. No, he didn't. I thought he was like, hey, I'm Tony Gwynn. Nobody beats El Cajon Cricket places where Mikey and the whole group be out there signing and doing their thing. That really isn't right. So dead on.
I thought that was exactly what happened. It's really weird. No. So come on out there. Come and meet us. Remember, all the proceeds from the CD are going to benefit the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. So it'd be really great for everybody to come out there and get in on this. And we're going to be doing another location on Friday. Whoa. This Friday. This Friday. So we got one Wednesday and we got one Friday. And the Friday one is going to be at the Cricket Wireless at 1490 South 43rd Street. So we'll tell you more about that one as the week rolls on. So get ready for it. Sky has a list of the best and worst celebrity autograph people. Celebrities. Who is the best at giving autographs and who's the worst? Oh, no. Let's do the best. First. Okay. I got the top five for the best. Mark Hamill. Tony Basil is still the best. Tyler Florence. Yeah, David Pratt. Oh, he's great. He's really good. No. Peter Mayhew. Anthony Daniels. Will Smith. Larry Bird. Kenny Baker. Larry Burkhead. Really good. Hi, Mr. Burkhead. May I have a signature? Ellen.
Jim Henson Jr. Jim Henson Jr.? Scott Peterson. Frank Oz. Eddie, Frank can't give autographs anymore. Why? Well, he's passed on. Frank Oz? Frank Oz has passed on. That can't be true. You have your information incorrect. It's garbage! I'm looking this up. What about Jim Henson? He's long gone. Maybe that's what I'm thinking of. Yeah, I don't think Frank Oz is still. Frank Oz is still with us? I think so. Color me embarrassed. What about the two old guys in the balcony from the Muppets? Can we do some real guesses? Both guys? Well, one guy's really cool and the other guy, yeah. Can we do some real guesses? What about Beaker from the Muppets? Beaker. Anyone with a real guess? Jimmy Beaker. Jim Carrey. Julia Roberts. Rolf the dog. Oh, yeah. That piano playing mutt. Tom Hanks. What about Tom Hanks? Gorgeous voice. He's not on there. Cameron Diaz. What about Animal? Who's nice? Who's like a nice person? Jessica Alba. Jessica Alba. She's nice. Maddie McConaughey. McConaughey. McConaughey. McConaughey. McConaughey.
Oh, yes, Ashley. Matt Damon is number two on the list. Matt Damon. Ashley's the only one on the board. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. That's enough. Mikey Show. Eddie. We got it. Hello? Huh? Who is your guest? Eddie. Matt Damon. Stop. Go ahead, please. Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp is number one on the list. This just did Mikey Frank Oz alive. Oh, wow. Jim Henson dead. Good thing. That was close. Whitney Houston. Now I've got to write him a card. I'm sorry. Mikey Show. Bobby Brown. Miss Piggy. Hello? Michael Caine. Yeah, I've got to guess. Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. Go ahead. Dakota Fanning. Dakota Fanning's great at giving autographs. She really loves to give autographs. A chick that played Veruca Salt. Oh, wow. You must mean Fanny Mayen. That's her name. Is that for real? That is not real. Fanny Mayen. Really angry. Fred Savage. Ben Savage. Kevin Kline. Michael Savage. Bill Murray. Is Seth on the list?
No Seth on the list. Richard Dreyfuss. Kevin Bacon. Kevin Costner. Molly Ringwald. Bob Eubanks. Kevin Klein. Ed Norton. Put it on the board. Put it on the board. Not on the board. Monty Hall. Jada Pinkett Smith. Carol O'Connor. He's dead. He was good. What about Meathead? Now, this is all for 07, by the way. They update it every year. And so some people may have been bad. Now they're good. Some people may have been good. Now they're bad celebrity autographed people. Mikey Show. I want to guess with somebody. Yes, go ahead. I want to guess. What's her name? Dakota Fanning. Mikey Show. Yeah, I got to guess for the best autograph. Go ahead.
Yeah, I want to say for the right price and maybe some ham, Skye. No, she's on the worst, dude. Skye's on the worst autographs. She will not give autographs. Unless it's for charity. Shut up. Then I'll sell it. What? To go to nations that can't afford ham. I got to guess. Dakota Fanning. No, that's a good one. Let me check the list. Mikey Show. Hello? Yes, go ahead, please. Yeah, you guys got a best and worst list, right? Yes, we do. We're only guessing the best right now. Oh, okay. Kid Rock. Yeah, you're supposed to be good, right, Skye? I have heard that, but he's not on the list. How about sports stars like Tiger Woods? No sports stars. What about helper boy Randy? Oh, yeah, he is. He's a nasty bitch. I heard he's garbage. I heard he loves to give autographs. I must have heard wrong. You heard really wrong. What about Sarah, the front desk girl? Yep, she's number one. Number three. Jessica Biel. Mikey Show. Hey, what's up, man? Hey, this is P1 Tiny Tuna. Go ahead, Tiny Tuna. Not to be confused with P1 Little Tuna. Oh. I got a guess, man. How about Ron Jeremy? Ron Jeremy. Is he a good autograph giver? He might be.
Well, I've heard that. Michael Anthony. Gotcha. Not on the list. Shame that got cut off. Mikey Show, hello. Hello? Yeah, I want to make a guess. Yeah, go ahead. Hey, I'm thinking that kid from Terminator 2. Oh, yeah. Edward Furlong. Edward Furlong. I always give autographs. Yeah! I've never not given an autograph. It's weird how his voice hasn't changed in all these years. I'm 41 years old. Don't whiney. I thought he'd hit puberty by now. You can't just go around killing people. Why not? Because you can't, okay? You just can't. Stand on one leg. I swear I will not kill anyone. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, I got a guest. Go ahead. Jack Nicholson. Yes, number four on the list. On best? Yep. Really? Brad Pitt. Angelina. Michael Douglas. Kirk Douglas. Do you want any hits? Sure. Douglas Fairbanks. Michael J. Fox. Eddie. Please. We know what you're doing. We're seeing a pattern here. We know exactly what you're doing. We see a pattern. We know exactly what you're doing. No, Eddie. What just happened? That deaf comedian. That deaf comedian. Who knows her name? Josh Blue. Josh Blue. Eddie. What?
He's showing us what Michael J. Fox is autographed. Are you sure that wasn't Josh Blue? Okay. Hey! For goodness sake. Let's focus on the list. For the holidays, people. Well, you're the one who's doing it. Oh, my. Scott Valentine. Number five on the list. Scott Bakula. Is a... Lawrence Jean Castleberry. Is a male celebrity. Whoa. What is that? Number five on the list is a male celebrity that we have seen photographed multiple times kissing other men. Horatio Sands. George Michael. Boston Robb. Ryan Seaton. Oh, good point. Travolta. Yes. Travolta. Yes, John Travolta, number five. There you go. Mikey Show. Hang on, Sky. Jeez, Sky. Give me those controls back. Stop it. Oh, my gosh. Give me the controls. Oh, shut up. Mikey Show. Oh. Just saying. Hello? You're just saying shut up? Don't read too much into it. I was going to analyze that, but go ahead. Who's your guess? Tom Cruise? No. No, Tom Cruise is not. James Gandolfini. Oh. Jim Carrey. I already said that. Shut up. Bill Bellamy. You can ask to hijack the plane, but the answer is always going to be no. May I give a hint about the one you're missing? Dustin Hoffman. Bill Murray.
Meryl Streep. Dusty Baker. The kid in Kramer vs. Kramer. You know what? Please sit down. No one's giving you a statement. Sit down, please. The shark from Jaws. Can you imagine the shark from Jaws with the big Usher glasses on? No, I can't. Showing up. I'd like to give you a hint. On the red carpet. Kate Beckinsale. The dog from Turner and Hood. Oh, I got it. I got it. Go ahead, Eddie. Mel Gibson, unless you're Jewish. That's a good one. Is Mel Gibson, unless you're Jewish, on the list? Is Mel Gibson, in parentheses, unless you're Jewish, on the list? It should be on the list. No, it's not on the list. Put it on the board, then. What about Michael Richards, unless you're in the NBA? So it says Michael Richards, and then in parentheses, it says, unless you're in the NBA. Wow. It's another word. He would give Steve Nash an autograph, but nobody else. Can we get a hint?
Fine. Chef Boyardee. Number three is a male celebrity who has been multiple times named the sexiest man alive. Maddie McConaughey. George Clooney. Yes. Clooney's a good one. George Clooney is number three. Loves to give autographs. Okay, now the worst. Yeah, I have the top three worst. Sky. Yeah. Sky's number three. Oh, no. You said yeah. No, I thought you were asking me a question. Put that on the board. No, that one does not go on the board. You said yes. No, Sean, no. Marilyn Manson. Russell Crowe. Russell Crowe. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah. He does not like it. Oh, I know who. He throws irons at people. Jennifer Lopez. No. Jennifer Love Hewitt. Stop it. Jennifer Love Hewitt's bikini. Hasn't she been through enough this year? Doesn't even make sense. The gold ring that separates the boobs on the bikini of Jennifer Love Hewitt's bikini. Naomi Campbell. Rue McClanahan. No. She's terrible, Sky. Look at the list. Angelina Jolie. Absolutely the worst. Okay. Marlee Matlin. Judith Light. Oh. Angela. I'm kidding you. So beautiful. So beautiful. Pink. No. Oh, yeah. Danny Pintaro. Danny DeVito.
Danny Bonaduce? Carrot Top. No. Agnes Moorhead. I get that. Amy Winehouse. Amy Winehouse. Courtney Love. She sniffed the autograph. What about Star Jones? What about Rosie O'Donnell? Rosie O'Donnell. Madonna's not on there? No. Can I give a hint? Jersey O'Donnell. Is he going to give it away? Jerry Stiller. Ben Stiller. Jerry Seinfeld. I'm sure Jerry Stiller's on there, dude. You ought to look again. He's tough. All three of them are men. Hugh Jackman. No. Hugh Laurie. Imus. Number three was Don Imus. Was recently interviewed by The Mikey Show. What?
Was recently interviewed by The Mikey Show, number three. Carlos Mencia. Dude Law. John Lennon. Carlos Santana. John Lennon. John Lennon. John Lennon. John Lennon. John Lennon. That guy, Yoko. Lovitz. We recently interviewed him. I meant Lovitz. Kurt Cobain. Oh, Lovitz. No. Sean's a big fan. Oh. Oh, Bill Clinton. Wasn't he on the show? Yeah. Well, is he a fan? William Shatner. William Shatner. William Shatner. Yes, William Shatner is number three. I don't want to sign that. Oh, I refuse. Get that away from me. This is the best. Why don't you take that pen and stick it where the song doesn't shine? Okay. So, we have number one and number two left. Oh, Billy. Okay, well. Billy Bob Thornton. Leonard Nimoy. Bill Murray. Bob Thornton. Walter Kearney. That's the fourth time Rob said Bill Murray, for the record. He's got to be in this one. William Baldwin. Alec Baldwin. Danny Baldwin. William Murray. Greg, the unknown Baldwin. Stereo. Stereo's a terrible autograph giver. He never wants to participate. That's why he didn't make it. That's right. That's why he never made it in his rap career. Leonardo DiCaprio.
Kate. Beckinsale. They're all men. Anyone named Kate. Yeah. They're all men. Yeah. Kate Moss. Kate and Allie. McDreamy. Or McSteamer. There's no McSteamer. Mikey Show. Yeah. This is P1 Ham. Christopher Reeves. Christopher Reeve, is he a bad... That made you laugh so hard. Don't hold up your autograph, Michael J. Fox sign. Don't hold that up. That one topped it. That one topped it. Mike, you shot an IM from Ashley. It says Terry Shiver. Oh, that's funny. She passed away. She can't. Ashley, that's funny. Three years ago, it's still too soon. Wow. Ashley just IM me said the entire crew of the Challengers. Holy cow. I did not. It's still too soon. I'm not reading that IM from you, Ashley. I'm not. Steve Irwin, really? That's messed up, Ashley. That's so messed up. Really? Shut up. Mikey Show, hello. Yeah, I want to go to Will Ferrell. No. He's a nice guy, man. How dare you? Dan Aykroyd.
Owen Wilson. Andy Gibb. Andy Gibb. Ben Affleck. Andy Gibb. Mikey Show. Yeah, I want to guess Will Ferrell. Nope. I got to guess Dakota Fanning. Mikey Show. Bill Murray on there? Anna Nicole Smith. Too soon, sir. Too soon. Really too soon. Ike Turner. No. Wow. Way too soon. Dan Fogelberg. Is he on the... Oh, man. I mean, not even cold. Mikey should not even... Sky says not even cold. Sky! Sky! You're brutal. You're such a monster, Sky. You're the one who said it. You're such a monster to say such a thing. You're a bad person. Relax. You're a bad person. Hey, Sean, you guys... Scott Peterson, okay? I never said anything like that. Oh, yes, you did. Oh, Skye, the poor guy. He just passed away. You're brutal, Skye. Yeah, tell his family cold, huh? Yeah, Skye. Now how do you feel? You're a monster.
Got made fun of by Sky today. Said I'm barely even cold. Too soon, too soon, too soon, too soon. That's enough. Have I mentioned it's too soon? For real. That's enough. Get that smile off. Oh, really? Wow. That's enough. Anyway. Monstrous. Let's move on. Are you ready for it? Let's move on. Denzel. Denzel. Don Ruggles. Spike Lee. Has anyone said Dakota Fanning? Mikey Show. You have a guess? Oh, yeah. Do you have a guess? Milton Berle. Milton Bradley. Milt. Mikey Show. Hello, hello. Yes, your guess, please. Hello, hello, hello. It's P1 number three. I got a guess for one of the worst autographers. Go ahead. Tobey Maguire? Yeah. Number one. Whoa, really? Tobey Maguire doesn't give autographs? Tobey Maguire, Spidey. You don't have Bang Bang Boogie? No Bang Bang Boogie. Why does it mean? What's his problem? Oh, he did. Ask him. Well, I don't know him. I don't understand non-autograph givers. Why do they not give autographs? Jerks. I wish it would say why they don't. Call it Culkin. Curly handwriting or something.
Spells Toby with an I at the end and a heart over it. Christian Bale. Does anybody have any guesses or any thoughts on why somebody would not give an autograph? My guess is Toby McGuire plays a lot of poker. And when he's playing poker, I bet he's like, I don't want to be a celebrity. I just maybe got a reputation because of that. Yeah, they come up to him while he's playing poker. Yeah, and ask him for autographs and stuff. That's my guess. That's a good guess. Did you say number two yet? Nope. You want a hint or do you want a hint? Give us a hint. Recently played a musical icon in a big screen movie. Oh, him. The dude. Phoenix. Joaquin Phoenix. Dewey Cox. No, Joaquin Phoenix. Walk hard. And there's your list. Joaquin Phoenix does not like to give autographs. Guess not. Eddie, don't hold up Michael J. Fox's autograph anymore. A K-Fed heard Britney wanted to have a Christmas party, and I'll tell you what legal action he's taking about that when we come back. Along with something called the Dumb Chick Challenge. The show continues. Thank you for being big enough to laugh at yourself this morning. Library before the test. What a great idea. And breakfast. Breakfast? Yeah, I wish. Wait, what's that? A mixed skillet burrito from McDonald's. It's new. That's huge. Shh. Quiet.
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Tampa Bay returned its first kickoff for a TD in team history. Never done that? They've never returned a kickoff for a touchdown until yesterday in their win over Atlanta. That's weird. That's crazy. It's a long time. What's the deal? You think Josh Lewin was out partying last night? I don't know. He didn't show up. That's really weird for him. He always shows up. That's crazy. And Sean Merriman didn't call in today. I think Ashley might be right that they were out partying last night. Makes sense. It does make sense. Okay, so KFED heard Brittany wanted to have a Christmas party at her house. I wonder what that would be like. Oh, my God. Wow. It sounds like the perfect environment for kids. Yes, and Brittany. And Brittany, yeah. And so he said, yeah, I don't think I want that to happen. So what's he doing? Well, because initially they had come to an agreement that they would both share the kids on Christmas and they both get to spend time with the kids on Christmas. But now since she pulled that crazy stunt last week where she didn't show up for her deposition where she called in sick. I was sick, y'all. Okay, but I mean, you went out later that night, Brittany. I did not go out later that night. No, you were photographed out at 2 a.m. Those pictures are like from, duh, last year. But they're not. How do you know?
Well, because, I mean, these are professional photographers. Oh, so you're telling me professionals don't like lie? Well, and you're seen driving a car you just recently bought. You didn't have that car. And holding up a copy of the newspaper that says that date, but that doesn't necessarily mean anything. She's not well right now. Fine, echinacea, y'all. Yeah. That's what... I took some echinacea and felt better. Oh, I didn't know it worked that fast. Yeah, so with that, and then now with a word that she's actually going to be throwing a Christmas party with all her hanger-on friends. Ricola. K-Fed's like, no, no way. Let's see. This is K-Fed's attorney, Cut11. I would imagine she's been having to deal with paparazzi most of her life. It would be very coincidental that the anxiety level from that... Happened to coincide on the date I was to cross examine her. I do not remember them saying that it was anxiety from the paparazzi. Yeah.
that's what she was sick from yeah well that didn't come out until like a day later when that sam guy who's her latest like hanger on bff he uh said that yeah it was anxiety due to the press and if you were to be at her home and look out her window it was a sea of paparazzi and so the anxiety she was suffering was so high she couldn't leave the house But this is the same girl who goes to Starbucks and Borders and Petco and the gas station by herself all the time and talks to the paparazzi and poses for them. So give me a break with that excuse. It's garbage. Sean had an interesting story about how his wife didn't put up ornaments on their tree this year. And he was telling us this off the air and that he got like real upset about it. What was the deal, Sean? Well, I have a lot of ornaments that I've collected over the years. Ornaments that have been given to me by people and that I purchased myself. And, you know, I like them a lot. They are Star Wars ornaments. They are Star Trek ornaments. You know, they're the kind that light up. Some of them even have like, you know, they play audio and stuff. So, you know, during the holidays, I really love to bring them out, put them up, enjoy them, whatever. But this year, my wife decorated the tree and there are no...
Ornaments on the tree. And I just noticed it over the weekend. No, she was like, you know, there's everything. She puts all this stuff on there. Like garland and stuff? Yeah, there's garland. And she even puts like... What's garland? You know that like silvery, like wispy stuff? Oh, yeah, yeah. Like a string. It's like a string of silver stuff? Yeah, exactly. So, and then she's got like all these weird things like feathers and like... Feathers? Yeah, dude. Feathers, what do you mean? Uh, they're like, um, what do you call it? Peacock feathers, you know? And so she'll put those in there and then she has like these twigs that are... Hang on, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause. Uh, cause I'm just, I'm trying to understand. You're saying that you'll see like a big long plume of a peacock sticking out of the tree? Yeah, like a feather, like a single feather. Have you ever discussed the peacock feather with her? Have you ever said, hey hun, what's with the peacock feather? No. I just let her do her own thing, you know, whatever. I understand. But she's never, like, not put ornaments on, you know? Okay. And she has, like, these branches that are spray-painted gold, and she'll, like, shove those in there. Oh, I want to see a picture of this tree. Yeah, I'll get a picture of it. I'll get a picture of it. It looks great, you know? Sure. Does anybody else really...
Nobody sees the peacock feather as really unusual. Oh, I do. It sounds kind of like an artsy-fartsy tree rather than a traditional tree. My mom will do that every once in a while. The artsy tree? Yeah. So no ornaments. Like gold acorns up and junk. Apples. Fake apples. What is this? Listen, it's all personal taste. I say that people that like those trees, there's nothing wrong with it. It's your tree. Do as you wish. I do not like ornaments. I am not an ornament guy. You don't like ornaments? Hang on a minute. I like ornaments, but I do not like... I like the same ornament everywhere. Like silver or white or whatever. You would hate my tree, man. Get out of here. You would hate my tree. My tree, and Rebecca and I are the same in this regard, we like the elegant tree that just has a very... It looks like it could be on a postcard kind of thing. Man, I am the furthest away from that. I have all personal ornaments that I've collected throughout the years, kind of like Sean. I got Star Wars, tons of Star Wars ornaments. I got 49er Charger ornaments all over it. Deborah has her ornaments up. Rebecca, this year, as kind of a different thing, she put...
She put little ornaments that are pictures of Jake, and I was even kind of like, it's not uniform. Oh, those are cute. It's my son, so I like it, but it's not what I would ideally like. I like a Christmas tree with just like white in it. Lots of white and white lights and no colored lights, no ornaments that have weird stuff on them and funny. So, Sean, when you saw this, you got upset. I was a little sad. You were sad. Yeah. And so, you know, we talked about it and she didn't, you know, she doesn't want to put any up. And I want some up. So the solution is I'm going to get a little tree, a little fake tree so I can have my ornaments up. Wait a second. Was this something that you are doing at a protest or something that you both agreed should happen since that's what you want?
She made kind of a tacit agreement to it, I guess you could say. She made a tacit agreement to it? Yeah, I mean, you know. What is that? In English. Is that T-A-C-I-D? In English, what does that mean? Type of ham, I think. T-A-C-I-D, but. Oh, it's tacit. Tacit. Tacit. Tacit agreement. A very informal agreement, and so. Tacit means informal. Yeah, yeah. So she tacitly says this to you, and you. Oh, yeah, I've heard that. All right. Yep. If you have high blood pressure, you have to be careful. Oh, that's true. Because just because you're tacit doesn't mean that you don't have high blood pressure or whatever. And if you take the medication, it could cause problems. But Cialis is probably the best bet. Well, you're right, though, Mike. Talk to your doctor. Talk to your doctor. Yeah. Definitely talk to your doctor. Right. So anyway, Sean is tacit. And he's got this, which, you know, we're all adults. He doesn't like to talk about it. But he doesn't really like to talk about it. Sean, don't put the bird up in the camera there. That's not fair. Well, what am I to do, Mike? Well, see your doctor. All right. I'll see my doctor. Anyway. And Mark Martin drives that Viagra car, the number six car in NASCAR. He drives that one. Maybe Sean can call him. Yes, call Mark Martin. Yes, I'll call Mark McKay. It's Mark Martin.
Right. Call Doc Martin. Call old Doc Martin. And see what he can tell you. Yeah, he'll tell me. I want to know about this story. Yes. And I want to know more about it. But right now... This is the TMZ Report with Katie Daryl. Ladies and gentlemen, Katie Daryl is on the line and she's got some juicy stuff today. Katie, you there? Shut up. I haven't opened. I've got an intro. That's right. How about that? It only took three weeks. That's right. We're real on the ball around here. We're on it. We're real on the ball. Some stations around the country that I've been on for four months, and they don't even know my name. Hey, they don't have personal relationships with you. I know. I'm so impressed. Yeah, we went skiing together, Katie. Come on. Katie, do you remember when we went skiing together? Yes. Well, I remember us going to the ski lodge, but I never actually hit the slope. So I didn't actually ski. Well, neither did we. Are you kidding me? Let me tell you my interesting anecdote about that time. That was a period where I was desperately trying to quit drinking. So I didn't drink that weekend in Durango. And it was like, oh, it was brutal. I remember it being brutal.
I was like, what is Eddie doing and why? I don't understand. No, no, Katie, it was me. It was me. It was Mikey that wasn't drinking. Oh, my God. Sorry that that computer just blared right then, guys. Yeah, I know it was Mikey. I'm sorry. I don't know why I said Eddie, but I have an Eddie story about that weekend. Go ahead. Easy. I'm married now. But I remember Eddie was... She's like, we did it. No. And I was doing mornings with you guys that my boyfriend at the time used to get up and make me oatmeal. And that you guys knew that he would make me oatmeal. And so he went in one morning, like Eddie went and got me like an instant oatmeal package to make me feel comfortable and at home. Did we make fun of the fact that he would get up and make you oatmeal? I'm sure you did. Oh, that's awesome. awesome story. I was just thinking we probably made fun of that. What a great guy. Thanks, Scott. No, not you. I'm not with him anymore. Oh, well. You guys aren't together anymore? Wow. I know, I mean, I know you're in LA, but I would have thought that you guys, it didn't last. No, no, we broke up. We've been broken up for two and a half years and I have a new boyfriend that actually I just broke up with last night. Oh my God. Oh, wow. Wait, this is the real news from TMZ. It's right before Christmas?
What happened? Cool, you don't have to get him presents. Right? It's best time to do it. Wait, had you already gotten presents, Katie? No, no. We actually, what we were planning on doing was we were going to go in together and buy a coffee table for our house. Because, yeah, we live together. Oh, no, Katie. Sorry to hear that. And so, was it your idea or his idea? He's been having some problems. Things are just getting a little rough around the edges. And, you know, we had never planned to live together. It just, like, kind of accidentally happened when we moved out here to Los Angeles. He helped me move into my place. And then, like, we were going to move him into his place, like, a month later. But then that never happened because we just got into playing house. Question. Yeah. He's not listening, right? No, he's not listening. He's in Texas visiting with his family right now. Did you meet somebody new? No, I didn't. I didn't. And he didn't either? No, no, no, no. I mean, I have no reason to believe that. It just wasn't working. It wasn't working, you know? I'm going to blame it on TMZ. It's new long hours. You know what? In all honesty, when I heard that you were working for TMZ, I was like, I bet she is working her tail off. Yeah, I work two jobs. So, I mean, I have no free time. I have no me time, and I don't have any us time. So, I mean, I'll take, you know, the fall for the team. It probably was my fault. So, okay. Well, I would love to hear more about it.
But I want to know what's going on, what happened over the weekend. All right, yeah, let's get down to TMZ news. You guys don't really care about my... I do, but we got to have a whole other segment of what went wrong in Katie's relationship. I know, and maybe you guys can set me up with someone. God. Don't do that. Hey, don't do that. Yeah, do you remember Boy Blunder? Still single. Still single. Still single. Shocking. All right, well, let me tell you a little bit about this weekend, all right? Okay. So, Britney Spears, we'll start with her because, obviously, you know, she's the biggest and the baddest. Two kind of important things happened this weekend. One, you know what, Britney, obviously, we see her at Starbucks every day, we see her at the gas station every day, and we see her at the Four Seasons every day. Right. Well, she went to the Four Seasons this weekend, and she went to pull into their parking garage, and they said that she was not authorized to pull in. And so she had to, like, back out, pull forward, back out. Basically, instead of, like, a three-point turn, she did, like, an eight-point turn to get out of there. Like Austin Powers? Yeah, exactly. And she then said to the paparazzi, hey, party at my house. Like, so it looks like the Four Seasons has banned her or something happened where she was not allowed entry into her home away from home this weekend. Really? Yeah, I don't know if it's that they don't want, you know, the paparazzi crush anymore. If she did something when she was there, you know, maybe she ruined her room.
Maybe something like that. I have a theory, Katie. Okay. Now, I said this last week because I said we were talking about her and the Four Seasons. You know, people don't know. She goes to the Four Seasons all the time. And I said to Sky, my news girl, I go, hey, why doesn't she stay at home? Like, why the Four Seasons? And Sky goes, I don't know, but she's going there, you know, all the time. And I said, what would you... Why would you want to go to the Four Seasons? And then I said, now listen, I don't know that she's doing drugs. I don't know that she's doing drugs. Who knows? But I do know that if you had a drug dealer, you wouldn't want him to go to your house. You don't want paparazzi taking pictures of some shady dude coming to your house. But what you could do is you could meet him at a hotel. And you don't want to meet him at some cheesy, divy, seedy hotel. You want to meet him at a nice, beautiful four-star hotel. Crank is whacked. Now, now that she's been banned from there, how long is it going to take before we hear of the new resort hotel that she starts showing up to? Yeah, very true. But here's a question, Mikey. I mean, come on. We're all efficient. When you go to the grocery store, isn't it nice to pick up groceries for at least two or three days so you don't have to go back every day? I think she does. Does she go there every day? She's been there every day.
It's very rare that she skips a day. Yes, she does skip occasionally, but we had a week once where she was there seven days. And so then you kind of wonder, like, how inefficient is she also? Whoa. She can have somebody that can do that for her, too. Like, why doesn't she have people? Wait a minute. Question. So, Katie, do you guys have theories on why she goes there every day? Well, I mean, we've been trying to find out. Obviously, we've had people on the inside say that she does go to the spa, and she goes to the steam room there and likes to sit in there butt naked. I think she'd have one at her house. She's rich. You'd think. You know, there's a lot of theory swarming, and obviously, I mean, we've thought about the drug one as well. What's hard is that with an establishment like the Four Seasons, Loose lips sink ships. Those people, I mean, they have a confidentiality agreement and no one's talking. And you can try and bribe them with money, which Team Z does not do. And no one's talking right now. So we're not getting too much information as to what does go on in the inside and, you know, what type of room service or what she's ordering and what treatment she's getting at the spa. But that's a great theory. I mean, for sure, we've definitely thought about that. Show the story right now.
That would make sense as to why she'd be banned if they finally were like, you know, we know for a fact you've been doing drugs here. They could easily kick her out and be banned. So the story right now, though, is that she's not allowed back. Not allowed back. As of this weekend, she was not allowed entry. So we don't know if it was temporary or permanent. Okay. What else is going on? Well, you know, also, do you remember on American Idol this past season, you know, all different celebrities come on and perform. You know, Gwen Stefani came on and performed. I guess Nigel, one of the owners and executive producers of the American Idol branding, came forward saying that they had actually considered having Britney come on to American Idol last season to promote her Gimme More and the new album, but they decided that she just wasn't in the right place to do that and that she needs to pull it together, that she is in fact talented, but she needs to figure stuff out and pull it together before anyone else can continue to support her and welcome her onto the show. Wow. Now see, I seriously, there was a time where I thought, you know, all this craziness, all this like drug talk and whacked out talk, it's exactly what Britney thinks is good for the career. She thinks that all this crazy talk makes her a bad boy and that it will create interest in the music and blah, blah, blah. And I am so not with that theory anymore because her album tanked. And now like even somebody like,
Nigel Lithgow is like, you're a train wreck. Like, we don't want anything to do with you. Exactly, exactly. I mean, it's sad when, like, American Idol is not welcoming you. Oh, that's brutal. That's brutal. What else is going on? Well, Ashley Tisdale, you know, from High School Musical 1 and 2, she had a nose job, and TMZ.com has the first pictures, and she actually looks fabulous. She was at the Madison Square Garden. Yeah. Apparently, what her reps are claiming is that she had a deviated septum. Skye, wait a minute. Now, hang on a second. Now, Skye, is she the one that you brought a picture of her up on the screen? And I go, she looks like the chick from Heroes, Ashley Simpson, Jessica Simpson, Christina Aguilera. Like, I thought she looked like all of the blonde starlets rolled into one. She doesn't have a distinct look. You're very correct. Yeah. She looks like everybody. She does look like everybody. And to be honest, when you look at the nose, it doesn't look significantly different, if at all. So I think perhaps she was telling the truth that she did have a deviated septum and just needed to go in and get that fixed. It doesn't look like the nose really has been altered much. That's not the kind of nose job I want. I want one that is significantly different. I want one that people can definitely go, oh.
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some kind of mixture, and then you bake them, and then you paint them. So I have a couple of those. But it's mostly just like my Trek stuff, especially my Trek ones. Sean, what is your absolute favorite ornament? No question about it. The crowning glory of my ornament collection is a replica Galileo shuttlecraft that has... Wow! What is it? What is a shuttle? That is awesome. What's Galileo? What's a shuttlecraft? Oh, come on. What is it? Okay, it's the shuttlecraft that was in Star Trek, the original series, and it's got spot. This is cool. I'm thinking it's cool. Is that the main ship? Sean, is that the main ship? No, that's the Enterprise. It's the little shuttlecraft, and it has Leonard Nimoy's voice on it, and he says a few things. It's really awesome. Sean instantly loosened up once he realized Eddie's on board. All right. Absolutely. He was so, like, upset. What do they use the shuttlecraft for if they've got the Enterprise? Well, you have to use it for various things. I mean, if you're in an area. You can't just land the Enterprise anywhere. First of all, you can't land the Enterprise. It's got a dock. The transporter does not always work. If you're in an area, like, if there's an ion storm or whatever. They don't have a signal.
You can't transport through that. You can't get through that with a transporter. How do you flight to Earth and stuff? I'm sorry? How do you flight to Earth? Well, if you were going to go to Earth, you would dock at the shipyard that they have that orbits around the moon, and then you would take a craft down actually to Earth itself. Enterprise can't even go to Earth? What do you mean can't even? Well, it can get there, but... It's a gigantic spacecraft. If you were to put that spacecraft in regular gravity, it would completely fall apart. Why? It's so massive. Because it's not that well made? Well, they design it, first of all, in space where there is no gravity at all. So this thing is so flimsy that if it were in the Earth, it would fall apart. It's not flimsy. Not at all. It's not flimsy. It's just that the rigors of going into any kind of gravitational... around the planet will tear most craft apart. The space shuttle itself has to have all these special tiles. Well, guess what? That thing usually makes it back. Right? Yeah. All right. Most of the time. Can't bring the Enterprise to Earth. Go ahead, Skye. I have a question. You can't bring it to Earth. Yeah, it'll fall apart. You can't land it on the Earth. Yeah, look. Here it comes. It's so advanced. That's why they have the shuttle craft. It's so advanced it doesn't need a landing gear. You don't know that. It's so advanced.
It would fall apart. It wouldn't fall apart. Sean said it. No. It said fall apart. Can't handle gravity. What? It's not made for that. No, it's made for staying in space and not falling apart. But. It's weird. Earth. Yep. Not so much. You're an idiot. Don't fall for it, Sean. Whoa. We don't need to go there, Sean. Don't fall for it, Sean. So you're making your own tree with your own ornaments, and was that a mutual decision? Uh, yeah. I mean, you know, I suggested it. She didn't say no, so... Why would you suggest that? Why wouldn't you put the ornaments on the tree that you have now? Because she really didn't want to do it. Right. I wasn't going to force the situation. Why didn't she want to? I don't know why. You do. You talk to her. Well, I talked to her, and what she said was she didn't feel like doing it. Now... I'm not going to make her do it if she doesn't feel like it. Wait a minute. I got a question. God. Pause. Wait a minute. She says she doesn't feel like it. Now, does that mean she doesn't feel like it with yours or hers or both? Well, there's a mixture, so I got to believe it's with both. Why didn't you say, well, don't worry about it. I'll take care of it. You don't have to lift a finger. Well, because my first thing was to say, because she, it's not like she said she, she didn't want to do it because she doesn't want ornament or because she doesn't. Yeah, because you don't want ornaments.
She didn't want to do it because she didn't want them on the tree. Like the tree, she made a specific way and that's the way she wants it. So I didn't want to go, okay, well, I'm going to put mine on anyway, regardless of what plan you had. I get that. Wait a minute, wait a minute. But at that point, it is effectively her plan, not our plan, not your plan. Sean has nothing to do with Sean. Sean did state that he does not help. He didn't help. He does not help. So, Sean, do you believe in any way this is her protest? To you not helping with the tree. Maybe. Yeah. He refuses to help? Well, he just didn't. I didn't refuse. She did it while I was at work, I think. So what is that? That's not him. Then that's not fair to you. But didn't you say she's done it herself previous years? Yes. So maybe she's had enough. Wait a minute. That's insinuating that Sean... would not help which i don't believe i think sean would sounds like he would kind of enjoy it yeah but this is what i don't understand what i don't understand is the concept of well you don't have you don't have say in the tree right that's the thing that i'm having a hard time wrapping the well he hasn't participated for the past couple years wait a minute sky that's not you're making it sound like he hasn't cared the past couple years see rebecca just did this with me she just did this with me we just had this conversation
What's going on? You're opening up some can of worms here. What's going on, Mike? Break it down. Well, we're talking about Jake. Okay. And we each hurt each other's feelings and we were trying to figure out how. How did this happen? This hurt feelings thing. Yeah. She wanted to know if she could get Jake some stuff for Christmas. And I said, yeah. I said, I want to get Jake some of this. I took this cracker and chopped liver. I want to get Jake some of that. And I said, yeah, sure. I said, sure. Then I said, can we talk about this for a second, though, before we move on? And she said, yeah. I said, I just feel like it's extraordinarily. And I said, you know me. I'm Mr. Spend. You know, wildly. Yeah, impulse shopper. I'm an impulse shopper. I spend wildly. I said, but boy, it sure does seem wasteful to me that Jake already in his possession now has about one billion toys now. I said, he's going to get more toys from grandma and grandpa and nana and papa and Uncle Eddie and everybody. He's going to get stuff.
Yeah, good stuff. More stuff. Awesome stuff. Which is, okay, I think that's great, you know, I think that's, but I said, first of all, he doesn't understand, so we're just, we're adding to that? Like, we're going to add to that? Like, we're going to go spend money on stuff he doesn't get? He doesn't understand? I said, you know, and so she's explaining it to me, and I said, well, hon, I said, this, honestly, this sounds like more of something that you're going to do, so go ahead and just do it. And she goes, okay. And I said, what? Okay. I hear it. I hear it. It was one of those okays. Yeah. I said, what? Okay. I can hear in there. Oh, yeah. She goes, what? I go, I hear hurt. I hear, you know, some unfair disappointment. What is it? And she goes, let me think about it. So she's thought about it for a couple of minutes. I was staring at her while she was thinking. Oh, that's not awkward. Which didn't give her any pressure, you know. Right. Comfortable. No, but she said, she said, last year I came to you and I told you that I had ordered some stuff for Jake and you were upset that you weren't involved in it. And so this year you're saying this. And I said, yeah. I said, I can explain that. She said, what is it? I said, it's the same thing this year. I would have, if you would have all of a sudden got Jake a bunch of presents and I saw it again, I would have thought, well, can't we have the conversation we just had?
I just want to be a part of the conversation. I'd like us to discuss it. Hey, I'm thinking about yeah, yeah, yeah. So that I can go, well, maybe we have the conversation we just had. I want to have that conversation. And she said, yeah, sure. Well, she doesn't sound like that. She said, yeah, you know, she understood. And she also said it was important to her. I said, no problem. No problem at all. If it's important to you and it makes you feel. cool and fun. It's a fun experience to get him this stuff. Have that. She said, what are we going to do about next year? Because I don't want you to get your feelings hurt and I don't want this for me. I said, we just bring it up again. We talk about it. I said, I have a feeling by next year he'll get it. But this year he don't get it. I got an idea. What? It might be something fun for you guys if you get them separate presents.
So that way you don't know what she got him and it kind of makes it fun for you guys too. It's a, see, again, this now is about, which is okay if that's what it is. Now it's about us. Oh, I don't know what you got him. Oh, I don't know what you got him. How cute. Which for me is like, you know, I'm not really, it's not important to me. It's important to her. And if it was important to both of us, I'd be. Jake's going to know what's up. By the time what? Next Christmas. Yeah, I think so too. So it's fun for the whole family. Oh, you mean for this year? No, no, no, next year. Because he said, what do we do about next year? No, what she meant about what do we do next year, I said next year I think he is going to get it. So you don't have to worry about it. No, we'll just get him presents. He'll get it. He'll understand then. He can understand. He'll tear into the presents. This year he wanted to eat the packaging. So cute. And I said to him, I go, your stomach cannot digest plastic. He can't understand that. He can't digest plastic. I said, do you know the molecular breakdown of that kind of plastic? First of all, if you did eat it, it'd probably hurt your insulin. Second of all, he's a baby. He's one and a half. And he farted when I said that. I said, what kind of response is that? That's rude. He's a baby. That's rude.
So now hearing the story with Sean, I'm thinking, well, this is the Dina tree. This is not the... And it sounds like it's all about Dina. Just like this thing with Jake's gifts. It was a Rebecca thing. She was important to Rebecca. Which is fine. Well, I have questions about the tree. To me, that seems like a family deal. It's both of yours. Can I ask a question? Absolutely. So, Sean, have you ever in the past been involved in setting up the tree, hanging ornaments, that kind of stuff? Yeah, occasionally. Yeah. And in the past, like even last year, has she hung your ornaments? I don't think so. So you hung them? Yes. Okay. She doesn't like Sean's ornaments. Well, it sounds like she's got a taste. She thinks they're silly. She has tastes like you. Yeah.
And Sean has tastes like, you know, America. The rest of the kind people of Christmas time. That's not true. People with a heart, yeah. No, it's just they're different tastes. Sean, she don't like the Enterprise. Probably not. How dare you? It may be. What? How dare you? That's probably true. How dare I? Who doesn't like the Enterprise, Sean? I mean, is that even possible? Dean, I don't like the Enterprise. Well, I can understand. They're comical little things. Sean, don't do that. How dare you, Sean? Sean, those are yours. Yeah, they are. And they're special. You have feelings. You have an opinion. You are a part of Christmas time. Yes. You get to take part in it. This is a season. This is not just a season for one. Tis the season. Tis the season. Yeah. Tis it. Yeah. Not just a season for Dina. It's a season for Dina and Sean. Lesson learned. What would happen if he just stuck those up there? Oh my God. That's far out.
Oh, no. Sean, you have to do that. She would burn down the tree. Should I do it? Yeah. No. Take a picture before and after. Sean, it's your tree, too. It is. Take a picture before and after. This is the crazy part. I know Dina. I know Dina. If she were listening right now, she'd be irritated at me. And I would want to say to her, well, Dina, I would say, I would say, Dina, why? Why are you, like, I would be an advocate for Sean. I would be the Sean advocate. I'd say I believe that he should have those stupid ornaments he wants to have. They may be ridiculous, but they are his. Excuse me, Mike. Excuse me. How would you feel? I know you and Rebecca are on the same page, but how would you feel if you came home and she put these knick-knacky ornaments all on your tree? I would have... Well, first of all, you have to discuss it. Well, you guys are telling Sean to go and just do it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do think it would be funny if he did that. They already discussed it. They already discussed it. And the decision that was made is it's a Dina tree. Oh, yes, you said you discussed it. Sean gets a baby fake tree. Sean has been relegated to his own little fake tree.
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and Ashley. I'd share my food with you. The Mikey Show's on. I hear you, buddy. 1053. Welcome back. Hi. Hi. I would like to personally thank you for turning me on to Kimbo Slice. Yes. What's that? Eddie said, and I did, go onto YouTube and just type in the words Kembo Slice. What is that? You know, if you're by a computer, go to YouTube and type in the words Kembo Slice. And if you can, find a highlight reel. Yeah. Sky, Kembo Slice is a guy that does something that you would be really into. What?
He participates in backyard fights. Ew. Unsanctioned. No. Backyard fights, usually on cement or brick. No, no, no. And what these guys do is, I'm going to assume they're placing wagers. I'm going to assume. Yeah, you know, right? Yeah, that's how Kimbo made the money. And so Kimbo is like a pit bull. And then there'll be these other guys, and they bring their pit bull. And Kimbo fights them. Now, Kimbo is fighting in MMA. What? Really? Shut up. Yeah. I mean, he didn't lose. He didn't lose, you know, when he was doing these backyard fights. And eventually got, you know, decided he wanted to be in MMA, and now he's being trained to fight. Wow. So he's nasty.
Nasty guy. No, thank you. Not my cup of tea. My favorite one was the dreadlock guy. I don't know exactly which one you're talking about. He knocks out this guy with dreadlocks and somebody holding the camera goes and picks up a dreadlock that got knocked out. The dreadlock flew off the guy at some point during the fight. And they show the guy picking it up and holding it to the camera. Oh, no. But that Kimbo guy is... Right. Oh, he's scary, man. Oh, yeah. Sky. No. You don't have to watch the fight, but just see what he looks like, will you? I mean... Just see what Kimbo looks like. I've already got a mental picture. You know what, Sean? That is a really good word to describe. What did he say? He's a brute. Just straight up brute. Yes.
Dina's Christmas tree is the subject. I think Sean needs to man up and do a hostile takeover of the Christmas tree like Sky takes over the show. He should build a dam around himself and the tree and put those ornaments up himself and show Dina who the alpha beaver is. That's funny. That's funny. It's garbage. That's right. What I took away from that is Sky does take over the show. What? Self-check right now. Please. Please, man. Listen to this. Cut 52. We only... All right, Rivers has the football. Gives to Darren Sprouls, who rolls for the touchdown. It is all Chargers. Darren's rushing touchdown in the NFL. Guy can't get on an amusement park ride at Disneyland, but he can rush that football. That is true. Who's the lady in the booth with Josh?
What do you mean? Can you play it again? At the beginning of that clip, I heard a lady. Can you play it again, Sean? Yeah, sure. We only... All right, Rivers has the football against Darren Strolls, who rolls! I can explain that. Left side! It is all Chargers! I can explain that. Because I knew it was Josh and Hannah. First rushing touchdown in the NFL! Clear Channel this weekend decided that it was going to be Josh, Hank, and Darlene. Oh, no. Darlene's so good. Shit didn't work out. She didn't? She's terrible. She didn't work out. But I thought she was great. She's garbage, really. Every time she tried to interject a point, what would happen is Josh would hold his finger up like, just one second. Well, Darren Sproles was scoring a touchdown. Like, what an inappropriate time to make a point. Yeah. You could hear it in Josh's voice. I'm still a fan. Now here, I'll play it again. We only answer. All right, Rivers has the football against Darren Sproles, who rolls for the touchdown. So irritated. It is all Chargers. Which guy would do that? That is weird. Well, you notice how she took the command from Josh where Josh was like, hang on a second, I'm making a point here. And then he did the sprouls. Really? No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And then this, and then this. Bad timing. What is going on today? I wasn't, all I was saying was. What were you saying? The Dumb Chick Challenge. Whatever.
Hey, P1 Rich is on the line, says Kimbo lost one fight, and I want to know who it is because I'll watch it. I've never seen it. Did he hang up, that Kimbo guy? What line is he on, Rob? Mikey Show, what's your name, bro? P1 Rich. Rich, who did Kimbo Slice lose to? He lost to some farm bread guy. Basically, he pretty much ran out of gas. But you know how he has that one guy that always announces him like a caller? You know what I'm talking about. Right, right, right. Every time that Kimball would run out of breath, he'd try and step in and say, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, really? Yeah, if you look far back enough into YouTube, there was one fight that he did lose, but it was, like I said, because he ran out of gas. Okay. Cool, bro. Thank you for the call. I'll find it. The Dumb Chick Challenge is where we take Sky and Ashley, the two dumb chicks on the show, and we take a female caller. Although, today, we're not going to do that. What?
We're not going to do Sky. Oh, I don't have to play? Ashley. I don't have to play? Nice. And a caller. Ash. We're going to do Sky and Ashley still. What? But we're bringing Boston Rob back. Oh. And Boston Rob will play for a caller. Nuh-uh, for real? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Awesome. I'll tell you why. All right, all right. Man, this is the worst. I'll be real honest with you why. I like it when Rob makes fun of the girls. Yeah. That's true. I'm just being real honest. Whatever. Rob's stupid. It makes me laugh when you guys all bust on each other. And it really only happens when Rob is involved in it. Oh, yeah. This is going to be awesome. Otherwise, he's silent. He doesn't talk ever. So this is just a way to get Rob to talk? Yeah, pretty much. I mean, anything I can do to jumpstart it, I will. He's like a little mouse.
That's right. Real little. In stature, too. A mini-mini. I thought that's what you meant. So the first person of five points. Oh, he's Minnie Mouse. Robitui. Robitui. I love that. Hey, Robitui. Robitui. Robitui. Robitui. Robitui. Okay, so 5701053. You got to get to five points. You got one, two, and three-point questions. Ones are easy. Threes are hard. First person of five wins. So you could technically, you could win by, getting a three-pointer right, following up with a two-pointer, you're done. If you can, 570-1053, call and pick your horse, P1 Sicko. Yeah. Who do you want? Ashley. Wow. Thanks, buddy. Ashley hasn't won in months. Years, really. I haven't won since before Rob got off the game. That was a long time ago. Yeah. Well, maybe this will inspire you. Oh, yeah, maybe.
P1 San Antone is on the line. That's right. Hi, San Antone. Who would you like? I would like P-Rob. Good guess. Hang on the line. That's a guess? Oh, yeah. Okay. P1 Danger? Yep. You got Sky, but that's a good thing. She wins it all the time. Not when Rob plays. Not when Rob plays. Not when Rob plays. Hang on the line, P1 Danger. His question's in Hamology or something like that. Could be. I don't know. Unfold for it. Unfold for it. Really, Rob? Yep. Ah, that hurts. That game right now. Oh, no. I'm playing a game. This game is taking a turn for the worst. Oh, he's doing a library edition along with it. Would you like anything with that? Yeah. All right, let's do it up. Let's get this thing going. Why don't we start with Rob, since he hasn't played. Because he hasn't played in months. They're cheating already. Oh, come on, you guys. Are you serious? Let's begin. Rob, what do you want? A one, two, or three-point question? Let's go two-point. Wait, Rob. No, I don't know.
Oh, I don't know. A little rusty? Is that the deal? Maybe. Rob's pretty smart. Well, he's not bad. I wouldn't say he's smart. No. Let's not go too far. He's definitely not dumb. Well, he's smart enough. Smart enough. He watches a lot of the History Channel. I love it. Give that to him. All right, Rob. Yo. What state was Al Gore a senator from? Oh. Yeah. Oh, no. Guess who's back? Hold on. Hold on. Back again. I got a 1 in 50 shot here. Come on, Robert Toohey. Stand on those punts and pants. The guy can eliminate Hawaii. Yeah, and Alaska. I want to go Midwest. So Puerto Rico. Southern Midwest, though. But north of the southern Midwest. I'm already over it. I'm like in the Tennessee area. I'm already over it. Shut up, please. Get a listener back on. I don't care who. Can you take a guess? Hurry up. North Carolina. No. I have no idea. Tennessee, my friend. No way. Really? I was seeing Tennessee area. Sky is laughing. I got rushed. All right. Isn't it your turn next? I can't wait for this gem you're about to crack out. All right, Sky. Crack out.
What do you want? A one, two, or three-pointer? Well, I'm going to crack out a two-pointer. Crack it out. Come on, Krakatoa. Wait. Sky, what city was JFK shot in? That's a two-pointer? Here we go. A no-pointer? Really? Yes, it should be a no-pointer. Because it's a no-brainer. Negative point. You don't know this. I wasn't the greatest president of our time. What, was I there or something? Was I driving in the motorcade? Exactly. What am I, some sort of historian? I never drive anyway. I believe... It was Dallas, Texas. You are correct. Oh, put it on the board. Shot in the dark. Really smooth. Oh, shot in the dark. It was. Oh, right. Yeah, I had no clue. Sky, get him more. Whatever. Yelling him. Come on, Ashley. It's your turn. No, I don't want... We should just have... No, Ashley. Come on. You can do it. I don't... Ash, can you hear me? Bro, like it's always the airtime. You're my favorite. What's the point of me playing?
Look, Eddie's calming you down. Eddie's calming you down. Eddie's calming you down. Eddie's giving you the sign for think. You can't do worse than Rob. Think. She'd be like Sky Robin a listener. Come on, Ash. You can do it. Did I tell everybody the story about Ashley trying to talk me out of doing this bit in last week's Monday meeting? No. No. I didn't tell that story, did I? No. It was so funny. We're in the office. We do a show meeting every Monday. And we're in the office and Ashley goes, I have some thoughts. And she does. She has good ideas. And I go, what is it, Ash? She goes, well, I was thinking about the dumb chick challenge. And I was just going to say, it used to be a lot of fun when Rob used to play. And we kind of lost that whole thing of him making fun of us. And that was what was kind of fun. And ever since you added, like, you know, the listener, it's just, it's kind of not the same. And so, you know, I was thinking maybe if you, you know, maybe we, and she's dancing around. She wants to say we shouldn't do it, but she knows that I'll react adversely to that. So she's like, you know, it's the, maybe, you know, like, cause you know how you're doing it like twice a week, you know, thinking that maybe that's a lot. All right.
Can I just get this over with? Can I just please have a one-pointer? Maybe if we did it never times a week. It was a good idea, Ashley. I don't know why they didn't go for it. No. Best idea, yeah. Come on, Ashley. I just want a one right on there. One. She wants a one-point question. Ashley, who was Tina Turner's abusive husband? Hey, Turner. You got it, Ashley. See? Oh, look who's not on the board. Look who's the only one not on the board. Domestic abuse is one of my specialties. What? I'm very good at that topic. Shut up, Mike. And primates. How does the scoreboard look, Eddie? I'm confused. Right now, Sky, you're in the lead with two points. Ashley's on the board with one point. Awesome, Ash. And Boston Rob is scoreless. Uh-oh. He's short. Got a couple of points. Thanks for pointing that out.
Period. Just in general. That's true as well. In stature. All right. Mini, mini. Boston Rabatui. That's annoying me. Let's see. I didn't get the two. I'll go three. Atta boy. Atta boy. Rob, your $3 question is... Ooh, three bucks? That's right. If you get this right, you get three bucks. Your three-point question. Who is on the $2 bill? Give me a second. Give me a second. He's looking. I've seen one of these. He's staring at it. I'm going back in the mind. He's trying to look into the future. I've seen it in the Smithsonian, I believe. That's a tough question. Hold on. Look at Ashley just looked at me like, I don't care if it is. I'm picking Kelly Pickler. I don't think it's it. Melinda Doolittle, maybe. I know it's somebody from Idol. Asante Samuel. Oh, yeah. Randall Gay. Ben Watson.
Vince Willfield? No. Jonathan Pamplebon. Thomas Jefferson, but I don't think that's right. But the guy looks like Andrew Jackson. I know that. Oh, boy. Why does he take so long to eat? Because I'm thinking something you might lack. It is annoying. There should be a time limit. Eddie's shaking his head like, yeah, he takes too long. What do you mean a time limit? When they were playing and I wasn't on here, they would take like half an hour on the stupidest question ever. Take a guess. You are correct, Rob. See? Wicked. I hope he doesn't cheat like he did last time. Oh, no. There goes the controversy. I was thinking that, too. Well, it looks like Boston Rob is in the lead. Oh, look at that, Ski. Check the board. So Rob's in the lead. Followed by Skye. Well, you've gotten two questions so far. Ashley and I both only have one. Okay, I'll wait until I ask. All right, Skye, what do you want? A one, two, or three point question?
Well, I'd really like a two-pointer, but with Rob on my tail, I think I should take a three-pointer. Oh, no. Why would you do that? Because I'm awesome. Skye. Yeah? Your three-point question is, what was the name of the hotel where Robert Kennedy was shot? Oh. She might get this. She may know this. It's in there. She's searching. She's got her hands up to her mouth. What is the W? Motel 6, I believe. Take your headphones off, it helps. Okay, I don't know where this is coming from. He booked it on Travelocity. But it could be it. Could have been Orbitz. Read the question again, just to make sure. In the head. That's not the question. Please. The question is, what was the name of the hotel where Robert Kennedy was shot? I just saw it in Bobby. No, see, I wish I'd seen that movie, but I'm going to say the Roosevelt's. Oh, dang it. It is. I don't know why, but the actual answer reminds me of it. They don't sound alike, but I don't know why. It's not close. It's the ambassador, but I don't know why. It's not close.
They sound... They're very close, Mike. I don't know why those seem... I was very close. I don't know why they seem so. Ashley. Ashley's looking at Eddie. Ashley. What? A two, please. A two, please. Oh, she wants a two? All right, Ashley. Your two-point question is... Remember to breathe. Come on. 15 years before he... What? 15 years before it got its own HBO series, what South Dakota ghost town became the third city in the U.S. to legalize gambling? He's looking at the ground. She has no expression whatsoever. Okay. It's almost like she lost a contact. Okay.
I don't understand the question. Let me read it again. 15 years before it got its own HBO series, what South Dakota ghost town became the third city in the U.S. to legalize gambling? L.E.G. Taxi Drive Confessionsville? Cat House. Cat House Town. Dexter. Baxterville. That's showtime. That's showtime, you dumbhead, you jerk. Is this an easy one, Skye? Ah, yeah, Sopranosville. Well, pay attention to what they're doing right now, Ashley. What are they doing? What are they naming? She doesn't even get that. What are they naming? Cat houses. Cat houses. And the Sopranos. What are those? Shut up. I'm not saying it. Oh, I got it. Boring. Boring town.
That is also a show. Would you stop it? It's in the question. Can you be quiet? Can you be quiet? Carnival? That's cheating. But I don't know that town because they never watched that show. So we don't... I don't... Fargo. That's where the Sopranos took place. I don't know. I never watch Sobranos. I don't have HBO. Sobranos. I don't have HBO. Now the answer, Ashley, is Deadwood. A name of the HBO show. Yeah. Ashley looks so irritated. She is irritated. It's okay. All 41 pounds of her over there. Pointless per meter.
Look at that girl. Stand up again. It's not pointless for you to play. Yeah, Feather. It is pointless, Eddie. It is not. You're my base coach. You know that I suck at her. Will somebody give her a sandwich? I'm good at sucking at this game. You're too thin. I am not too thin. I have 10 more pounds to go. Oh my God. Are you kidding around? I'd say 13. You're such a jerk. What? Rob, you say 13? Maybe I should make it even 15. Okay, 15 they got. You can never go too thin. What do you want? A one, two, or three-point question. How many points do I got, Eddie? Three. Oh, really? How many does Sky have? Two. Just checking. You're a jerk. I'd like a two-pointer, and I want to win this for Sky. I'm honored if you would. Your two-point question is... Eddie. This isn't fair. This question is too... He's going to know it. Not fair. That's not fair. Can I pick another one? Yes. You sure can, Mike. You're the host. You do whatever you want. There you go. All right, Rob. All right, smart guy. All right. All righty. What American artist coined the phrase, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes? Ooh, that's a good one.
That's a real good one. I know it, Rob. That is a far out question. Remember, you're going to win it for me. You can't take 20 minutes on this one, though. I know. Terry Francona. The question one more time, please. Win it for me, Rob. Ashley, just I am Terry Schiavo. It's not Terry. I did not. Why would you even go there? Why would you go there? I didn't. It's too soon. Can I get the question one more time, please? No. Because I want to silently Google it. The question is, what American artist coined the phrase, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes? American artist. I don't know many two of those. I'm going, I think Kincaid's American. I think Weiland's American. Those are the only two I really know from America. He was in Stone Temple Pilots. American artist. You're talking about painter. Simon Cowell. Rob. We're coming up on... 50 seconds now. Come on, dude. Dude. Come on, bro. Three seconds. I don't know. I have no idea. I really don't tell you that. Oh, Rob. I couldn't tell you. The answer is Andy Warhol. Oh, he's American? Yeah, you know, he says everyone gets their 15 minutes of fame. That's what he says. Wow. I thought it was something else. What did you think it was? Mm-mm-mm. Campbell's soup? Mm-mm. That's not it.
Idiot. You're not very smart. All right, Squay. A one, two, or three-point question. Look at Skye. Look at it, Eddie. You could have had the win right now. Skye, can you stick the dagger into the heart of this game? We can't look to the past, Eddie. Go ahead, Roosevelt. Okay. I'd like another three, please. You got it. But an easy one. Thank you. Skye, this is as easy as it gets. See, that means I'm not going to get it. I believe you will get this by default. Wow. Alright, let's try. What's the capital in Nebraska? Well, immediately something pops into my mind, but I want to think it through. The Ganges River, Mike? Deadwood. Just heard about it. Sopranos? Just heard about it. Eventually it's got to work. Just heard about it. 1842. Omaha? So close. My theory was wrong. My theory was wrong. It is Lincoln, Nebraska. What was your theory? Yeah. That she would say the only town she knew, and I thought she'd think of Lincoln. Yeah. That's where the college is, that's where... But isn't Omaha in Nebraska? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't that like the most famous city in Nebraska? I thought you would think of Lincoln. Okay. Whatever.
And we continue. It's 9.23. Come on, Ashley. We don't have a four-point question. Give me a four, Mikey. What are you going to do here, Ash? Oh, Ash is seeing what Eddie wants and she's going, come on, what do you want from me? What's the point? What do you want from me? Come on, Ash, you can do it. You can do it. One? How's that? All right, whatever. All right, here you go. Let's just get this quick. Rob can go. Rob? Yeah, go ahead, bro. Rob? Rob. All right, Ashley. Yes. What kind of animal does veal come from? Cow, baby. You got it. You got two points. You got two points. I love when she knows the answer, man. I love it.
It just comes flowing out like a torrent, man. Face lights up. It's like I damn broke and it comes gushing out of it. That was a two-pointer? That was a one-pointer. Okay. Look at that. Look at that. Sweating bullets. All right, Rob. What do you want? A one, two, or a three-pointer? One, Rob. Another two. Another two? Rob. I got to get one of them. I don't even Sky gets one. Rob. Who was the lead prosecutor in the O.J. Simpson murder trial? The lead prosecutor? I always have to repeat the question back to you. Mike, did you say who was the lead prosecutor in the O.J. Simpson trial? He's like shouting. Is that what you said there? Is that your question? Do I understand his question correct here, Mike? Hold on. Wait a minute. Can you use it in a sentence, Mike?
of origin. Hold on. Hold on. Calm down. Oh, my God. Calm down, you guys. What does he do with all this time? What does he do with all the time? It's that racist cop guy. His last name is Mark. Well, his first name is Mark. Last name is Mac Thurman or Thurman? Mac Thurman. Is that it? Mac Thurman. Right? Is that your final answer? Yeah. That is incorrect. What is it? Dude. Stupid, yes. A cop is the lead prosecutor. Oh, yeah. That's why I said. Oh, I'm so dumb. Oh, I'm so dumb. The racist cop. I'm always thinking in my cases. It's the guy that ran for 2,000 yards, right? Simpson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't think that one. Orental. Orental. Can I steal? It took you 45 seconds to come up with that. I thought you meant the Barry Sanders shot. Our first name, I believe, was Judge. Last name is Ito, I believe. Was that it? Judge Ito? He was the prosecutor. Oh, no, no, no. The lead prosecutor was that dog, the Akita. I thought you said prosciutto. Wasn't it the chef? It was Marsha Clark. I'm glad you're back in this. Me too. Me too. Good job. Thanks. If it ain't on the History Channel, forget it. Yep.
It was Marsha Clark, bro. What, Eddie? One time. You want me to go for a three again? Well, do something with yourself. Come on, Skye. I was trying again. You're doing a three? Yep. Skye, it's another... Don't say it. Just read the question, please. Wow. It jinx me sometimes. Does it jinx you? Well, yeah. I wouldn't know the answer if you didn't say that. Think Mars. What? Here's your question. Oh, man. What city was Martin Luther King shot in? Oh. Give me these ones. It's not Mars. Why did you do... Venus. Yeah, I don't... Deadwood. Deadwood. I have a couple of thoughts. We need a camera. We need a camera in here. Ridiculous. People got to see Ashley during this. Oh my gosh. People got to see Rob standing up. Go with your gut. Yeah. Just say it. You don't know. Just do it. Go with your gut. Just do it.
Atlanta. Washington, D.C. Los Angeles. You're a bad person. Bad person. Totally a racist. You are. You're a racist. He was shot in Memphis, Tennessee. It's in a song, a U2 song. Yeah, you remember? No. With or without you? Have I heard of it? It's that famous mock. In the name of love. Isn't it that Mark Cohen song you was shot in Memphis? Yes, you're right. Come on, Ashley. You can get it now. Ashley, come on. You get those bangs out of your eyes and answer a question. Come on, girl. Can you hear me? Focus. I'm sorry? Give me a tweet, tweet. Tweet, tweet. She's going to get it, you guys. Tweet, tweet. Come on, Ashley. Here comes your three-point question. Whoa. Oh, wow. Three. All right, Ashley. Good luck to you. What movie did NBC famously leave the New York Jets-Oakland Raiders game for in 1968 with 65 seconds left in the game? Well, let me explain. It's famous. It's very famous. I'll explain. Okay. There was 65 seconds left in the Jets.
Raiders game. Okay. Everybody's kind of, you know, hanging by the edge of their seats. What's going to happen here? What's going to happen? And all of a sudden NBC went bloop and turned it off. And they played this movie. And it has become very famous. In fact, now there's a rule about it. It can't happen anymore. It's named after. It's named after the movie. 1968. Okay. Wow. Come on. Can you imagine how enraged people were? What day did that happen on? It happened on blah, blah, blah in 1968. Why is it better? Damn it! Well, maybe because I need to know if it was around the holidays. Perhaps it was a Christmas movie. I like the way she's thinking. Not bad. Like the way she's thinking. Not bad at all. Again, what day? I'll look it up. Eddie will look it up for you. Please. I need to have all my facts. Oh, wow. She is taking a lot of time on this one. Just wanted to bring that up. Whatever. At least you're talking. It's a big step in the right direction for you, buddy. Too bad sweat wasn't intelligence. You'd be Stephen Hawking.
Hey, take another minute. Hey, let's do some more time. Let's take another minute so they can look up stuff for you. Nice to hear your voice. Go and be Stephen Hawking. I don't even know who Stephen Hawking is. I know that. That's why it's funnier. You sound great. Your levels are good, bro. Nice to have you on the air and on the show. For that matter. I'd like to say you sound great, but about 15 more pounds and you'll be there. Oh, man. I'm just saying. I'm being honest. This is the honor. Hey, we're going on two minutes. You don't need to say stuff like that. Eddie, did you find it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me click on. Wow. Sky was over here shaking her head. That's brutal. I'm just saying. I'm helping her out. It's inspiration. I'm so glad Rob is back. I'm so glad Rob is back. November 17th. November 17th, 1968, Ashley. So now we're going to get a right answer. Independence Day, Mike. Stop it. Was it Miracle on Thanksgiving Street? I will say Psycho.
Good guess. So was my guy. Did you say your guess is Psycho? It's the only movie that I know that's popular that was like back in that time. Wow. It was not Psycho. You know, they regularly show that on NBC back in 1968. Yeah. And now, just in time for the holidays, Psycho. We now interrupt this football game to bring you already in progress. Brought to you by Valvoline. Let's see. Let's join it in progress. Marble presents Psycho. The answer's Heidi. I mean, I've never even heard of that.
Heidi? You haven't heard of Heidi? You know, the little girl up on the mountain top. You have to think, I wasn't alive in 1968, and I don't watch football, so how the heck would I know that? It's a very famous story. Why do I care? It's not famous. The Heidi game. Nobody knows that. Heidi Bowl. You gave it a good try. It's a stupid question. Boston Rob. I don't even know. Give me a two. You don't know. Rob, what is the best-selling album of all time? Oh, good Lord. It's got to be something by the Beatles, I hope. Ashley is looking at Rob so annoyed. Like, you're so annoyed. Like, you can see in her head. She's like, you're so annoyed. She is. And I'm like, if she got this question, no way. We're so late. Are we really? This is the latest I think we've ever been. We've never gone this long. Never. Hold on. Let me just guess. We're late. We're like an hour late. We've been playing this for like 30 minutes. Rob. Just say. 30 minutes. What's the most famous album you know?
No, no, no, Rob. I say take like four more minutes. Like Ashley did on her question. Come on. I'm just going to say Thriller Michael Jackson. You got it. Thank you. It's Thriller. Hey, cool. Sky, that's who you. P1 Stan and Tone, you are a winner. Welcome to Rob Back. There you go, dude. You guys get a lot of calls every morning that people pick on Sky or Ashley or giving Eddie or Sean stuff. Every one of you are great. Thank you. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. Hey, it's Mikey, and if you're a car nut like me, the only place that you should be between December 26th and December 30th is the San Diego International Auto Show. If you want more information, go to the website, sdautoshow.com. Enjoy the tradition of service and one-stop shopping from the Savon Pharmacy located inside Albertsons. Simply place your prescription order, shop, and stop back by when you're ready to check out. All Albertsons and Savon Pharmacies will be closed Christmas Day. The all-new Toyota San Diego. It's big. Very big. Whoa! Really? Yes. Oh, my. K-I-O-Z. San Diego's rock. Mycricket.com slash San Diego. I'm John, and this is my Toyota Yaris.
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Think about all that. Now, see, instead of writing a checkout every month to an insurance company, you can spend the money on yourself. Yeah. Pretty nice, right? Yeah, that is nice. It is very nice. I've told people for so long about AIS, and some people just take a while to get around to doing it. Give them a call. 1-800-777-4247. 1-800-777-4AIS. Now more of the Mikey Show featuring Mikey. Guy like me likes toys. Eddie. If you don't know the lyrics to Hall & Oates, I don't want to know you. Sky. I'm not going to be your yes man, Mike. Sean. I always stand when I watch TV at night. Boss and Rob. This is how the brain of a genius works. I'm just firing on all cylinders right now. Not really. No. Right. So Rob. And Ashley. I like my sweat and I don't want to use special deodorant. On Rock 105.3. Who's to know if your soul will fade at all? The one you told the fool lost your self-esteem. It's the Mikey Show. It's 940. I Am Legend killed it at the box office this weekend, making over 76 million the biggest December opening ever. Congratulations. Oceanside, they won the Division II state championship. I have no interest in seeing that national treasure. Oh, dude. I'm all about it. I didn't see the first one. Because I'm not a fan of Nick.
cage. It looks boring. It's really good. If you love history the way I do, then you'd be able to appreciate it. I know. Ten-year-old arrested for kitchen knife in school lunch. Last Friday, a ten-year-old Okala, Florida girl was arrested at school for bringing a small kitchen knife in a brown bag. Arrested? That's what it says. Ten-year-old arrested. She was going to use the knife to cut a piece of leftover steak, and now she faces felony charges for having a weapon at school. Oh, come on. That's just common sense. Cut 21. School officials say the fifth grader was brown bagging it and brought a piece of steak for her lunch. But she also brought a steak knife to cut it. That's when deputies were called. It happened in the cafeteria at Sunrise Elementary School. The 10-year-old used the knife.
to cut the meat. She did not use the knife inappropriately. She didn't threaten anybody with it. She didn't pull it out and brandish it. I mean, nothing of the nature. But a couple of teachers took the utensil and called the sheriff. When deputies arrived, they were unable to get the child's parents on the phone, so they arrested her and took her to the county's juvenile assessment center. And we didn't handcuff her or treat her like a criminal or anything like that. But once we're notified, then we have to take some type of action. Meantime, the student now faces a felony charge for the possession of a weapon on school property. And the principal suspended her for 10 days. I think there's something we're missing. Oh, my God. Honestly, I think we may be missing something. Hang on. Before everybody gets crazy. I think maybe we're missing something. They said in that clip she did not use it inappropriately. She didn't brandish it. She used it to cut her meat. Well, why would they not just get that explained to them? That's what I want to know. Doesn't make any sense. It's ridiculous. I say she brandished. It's garbage! I say she brandished in a wacky way. They say she didn't. I don't know about that. Otherwise, it's too crazy. Who would do that?
Yeah, I just Googled it. Several students told the deputy the girl never tried to hurt or threaten anyone with the knife. So a teacher did it, like called the cops? Is that how it happened? Is that how it went down? Teacher saw the knife, called the cops? I guess so. Seems strange. Yeah. That's all I'm saying. Sad. Tom Cruise's ex-wife just got awarded damages from London's Daily Telegraph rag magazine. Her name, she has a name. It's Nicole Kidman. That's right. Yeah, they claimed in an article that she was stepping out, if you will. Yuck. On Chanel. Stop it. Sorry, I got a little cold working here. Cleared out. They said that she has a deal with Chanel to exclusively promote their perfume, and according to the Daily Telegraph,
She was promoting a rival perfume, which wasn't the case. So a judge awarded her an undisclosed amount, which she is going to donate to charity. Shut up! Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton, the director, had a baby over the weekend. A little baby girl. Yeah, they're not releasing many details, but they said it's a baby. Fiddlesticks? No, they haven't released the name, so you could technically be correct, Eddie. We don't know. But they said it's a wonderful Christmas present for the family. Forbes put out a list of Hollywood's most influential infants. Duh. Infants? Yeah, it's real easy, though. Shiloh. Shiloh. Shiloh is number one. Surrey. Surrey. Surrey is number two. What did you think of the name, Shiloh? Hacks. Kingston. Kingston.
Pax. Pax is number five on the list. Apple. Pilot Investigator. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. What about Maddox? Is Maddox on the list? Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Kal-El. Hot. Kal-El. Hot. Kal-El. Press articles regarding Beast Kids. Jaden, Sean. Kal-El. Yes, Ashley. Sean Preston is number four. Baby Jessica. She's in the well. She's 21 now. You're just missing number three. Dakota Fanning. Under five years old. Harry Potter. Under five years old.
What about me, Michael Jackson? You're definitely not. You're an adult, Michael. I'm four years old. No, you are not. You like to hang out with four-year-olds. No. I'm four years old. No, you're not. Goo goo ga ga. No, that doesn't work. I gotta go potty. No. I'm four years old. You're not. I have to go to the restroom. Well, four-year-old me. Yeah, stop. I messed up my pants. Well, that's probably true, but that doesn't mean... No, really, I did. I know, I'm sure you did. Eddie, will you change me? No, I will not. Whoa! Hey, Michael. No. Michael Jackson. $4,000. What? Hey, man. I'm getting closer. Eddie. Don't encourage this. All right, $175,000. It changed me. Done. You go from $4,000 to $175,000. Every time. What just happened? You are a master negotiator. Every single time. Wow. Anakin. Oh, Zahara. Oh, I know. Zahara. I know. Zahara. Yeah. Zahara. Yeah, what about Zahara? So that's the list. That was great. Is it Zahara?
Yes, it is. Why are you making fun? I don't know. What's your problem? I don't know. What would you guys think about doing this? They're printing it right now. But, I mean, why right now? You mean why at 9.48 a.m.? Yeah, I mean, shouldn't this be done, like, first thing, if not the day before? Everybody makes mistakes, Skye. We should just really. Is it you or is it Rob? It's not me, Mike. Is it Rob's? Deal? It's not me, Mike. I already told him. I said we're having a talk today. Oh, no. Oh. Really? We have to. It's been too long. It's been too long. What's going on? I'm sorry. I need a guy and a girl. 570-1053. We need a guy and a girl to participate in P1 Trivia.
What you do is you answer questions based on a point value system. Ones, twos, and threes. Ones are easy, threes are hard. First person of five points wins. And they're all questions about the Mikey show. The winner gets to come into the studio on Friday. You get a backstage pass, an actual laminated backstage pass that you wear. And you come into the studio and you hang out and you get to sit in while the show's going on. It's kind of a cool experience for people that have done it. And we feed you. And it's pretty cool. So 570-1053. Again, we're looking for a guy and a girl. If you are able to come into the Mikey Show on Friday. It means you've got to have the day off. No flaking on us. Usually nobody does because everybody really wants to be able to. When they win, they want to come hang out. Oh, yeah. Definitely. And it's one of those deals where it's even worth kind of getting the day off. If you can.
If you work on Fridays, it's worth getting the day off so that you can come in here and do this with us. It really is a lot of fun to be able to watch the show go on and the whole deal. P1 Phil. Yes, sir. You ready to play? Yes, sir. How old are you, Phil? 32. How long have you been listening? About three years. Very nice. Very nice. So you consider yourself a pretty good P1? I believe so. Very nice. All right. Your competition is going to be... Boston Rob's putting her up right now. It is P1 Kendi. P1 Kendi. Kendi? No, no, no. If you're rushing me, I got a girl, but I haven't talked to one girl since we've started this thing. Line three is a girl? Yeah. You don't like her, though? Not at all. Why? Because one of the things I asked them right away is what are the rules of being a P1?
And if they can't rattle that off, I get rid of them. Let me see. Let's see. Kendi, are you there? Kendi? Is that her name? Kendi. Yeah. Mark and Kendi. Hey. Steve Irwin's daughter. No, that's Kendi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kendi. Hi, Kendi. Hi, you little one, Kendi. I love that show you've got, Kendi. Rascal. You little rascal. 5701053, we need a chick. A lady. Yeah, we need a lady. We've already got Phil, and now we're going to have Danielle. We got a girl now. It's hard to get the girls. Sometimes girls are very responsible. They don't want to take the day off. She killed it. That's right. All right, here's P1 Danielle. Come on, Rob. There you go. No. Danielle. Yes. How are you? There she is. Now we can play. There's a lady. All right, let's play. How old are you? 28. How long have you been listening?
Two and a half here. Two and a half? Yep. Very good. You might do well. You think that you know about the Mikey show? Pretty well. Okay. All right, Danielle. It doesn't sound convincing, but we'll see. We'll see. I'm nervous, too. Phil, how about you? You know a lot about the Mikey show? Yes, sir. All right. Who started first last time, Sky, boys or girls? The girls did. All right. That means you start. P1, Phil, what do you want? A one, two, or three-point question? I'll start off with a two. All right. What was the last sports challenge Eddie and B-Rob competed in? Bowling. You got it. So easy. That is correct. You need only three points to win, Phil. Oh, my. P1 Danielle. Phil's already got two points. You've got to get the five. What do you want? A one, two, or three-pointer? Ooh, three. You want a three-pointer? Wow. Yeah. All right. Holy. What P1 does Eddie have an ongoing feud with? What P1 does Eddie have an ongoing feud with? He can't stand the guy. P1 paparazzi. You got it! Wow! You're awesome. And he's awful. I just mean it. Paparazzi, if you're listening, don't analyze that. Don't try to read into it. I wouldn't. P1 Phil. Phil, are you there? Yes, sir. What do you want? A one, two, or three-pointer?
Let's try to wrap it up with a three. Look at you going for it. Oh, my gosh. Your three-point question is, who did Zeth beat in the final Apprentice Challenge to win the Mikey Show Apprentice? Good question. That's a toughie. Oh, man. That girl, he was dating, right? Wow, I just looked at Zeth. Not awkward at all. Zeth just gave that look like, wow, I wish he hadn't said that. Last time you hooked up, eh, Zeth? No! It was the last time. Kara, I forgot. It is not Kara. Jess, why don't you go ahead and tell everybody who that was? Satan. She was a sweet girl. Stop it. She just liked guys with boats. Salt in the wound. It was Jess. It was P1 Jess.
All right, P1 Danielle. Yes. You can wrap it up with a two-pointer. Two points. You want a two-pointer? Yes. Okay. What is Ashley's favorite animal? Easy. Penguin. You got it! Oh, Danny boy. Looks like we got ourselves a winner. Oh, boy. Danielle, you're coming into the studio. Can you hang on the line? Yeah. She freaks me out. Oh, I'm nervous. I like her. Phil. Yes, sir? Sorry about that, man. You didn't win this time. Although, are you in the security business or anything like that? Pretty close, so I'm in the Navy. I'm going to let you come in, too. Good idea, good idea. Let you come in, too. Hang on the line. Both of you get to come in. You watch her real close. Oh, Mikey, Mikey. Yo, you don't even know what stupid is. The Mikey Show is on. It's about to get all stupid up in here. There's a gift. Perfect gift without bad.
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Car and Driver. I get Automobile Magazine. And so to me, a lot of these concepts in these cars, they're like celebrities. So I'm going to see a lot of these automobile celebrities, like the new Nissan GT-R that I've been reading about. It's got 400 and some horsepower. All these cool vehicles, they're going to be out there. Plus, Toyota's got their off-road, on-site adventure. So if you're into four-wheel drive and you're into that kind of stuff, Go out there and check that out. It's going to be really, really cool. I'll be hanging out. Let me give you the website. sdautoshow.com It is! In fact, we've got to get Ashley and Zeth and Rob's loaded in there. I wonder if they agreed. That's what we've got to find out. That's going to be interesting. Not yet. Hold it up a little bit later. Hold it when we're ending the show. It's KIOZ San Diego. Oh, there it is. Right in your face. Yeah, that was in your face. Welcome back. I asked Shauna about something. She hasn't written me back. What? Jerk. Bunch of jerks. What'd you do? I don't know, but I think she hates me. I hope her water didn't break. Oh, man. Maybe that was what I was asking about. What? Don't you hate it when you know you've inquired about something and you haven't heard back and now I can't... I know it was important. It was a big deal. But it was something to her and Jay. And you don't remember it? I do. I do. Check your scent items. I did. Do this. Do that.
Hit it with the wiffle ball bat. Sing it. Yeah, get it, Eddie. It's a jam right there. Eat your peppermint bark and be quiet. Debra, thank you so much. The treats are so good today. I just take the opportunity. Peppermint bark. What is a peppermint bark? What is that? Is it white chocolate? I think it's white chocolate with little pieces of candy cane in it. So good. That's good. Yeah, we got some over here if you'd like the mic. I would love it. I'll share with you. Sky, have more sugar. Another cup of coffee. What up, what up? Hey, what's the deal with the Chargers and Chula Vista? Well, they say, the officials say that they're going to get together with the officials from Chula Vista, from the city of Chula Vista, to see if they can agree on a new site for a stadium by the end of this month. Because right now there's two proposed sites in Chula Vista.
So hopefully they'll be able to agree on one of those by the end of this month because that'll tell them how they need to proceed. Because one of the facilities, the one out in the east side of town, that one is just like a vacant lot. So they could put that to a public vote next year in 08. But the one, the bayfront site, the one on the water. is a little more problematic because currently there's a power plant there that they'd have to rip down so if that's the one they choose to go with then they'd have to figure out this whole massive long timeline on ripping it down and then voting and blah blah blah out already so but hopefully you know they'll come to some sort of agreement on that by the end of this month because people are speculating that if they don't then they may start you know looking other places around the country and we don't want that all right dan fogelberg died that was sad we were talking about that earlier today He sang Auld Lang Syne, Leader of the Band. We don't have Leader of the Band. I can't believe we didn't have that in our song. I know it. You know that song, right, Skye? No. But in all the stuff I read about him, they were saying that that's like the song he was known for. That was his favorite song. Really? Yeah, he said that was the one that was closest to his heart.
I mean, I may recognize it, but... How could we not have that? I know. All we have is Same Old Lang Syne and Hard to Say, which is a good song, too. It's hard to say. What are the leader of the band, Ashley? What? He's about to sing. Just let him. He's got it. Lucky at love. Lucky at love. Be so. Do the lot of things you'll never know. I liked Dan Fogelberg better the first time when he was called James Taylor. But, you know, I love Dan Fogelberg. I haven't got an angel today. Love Dan Fogelberg. Love Dan Fogelberg. And everybody knows Same Old Lang Syne. Sing it, Mike.
Beautiful. We just don't refer to anybody as our lover anymore. We should. Eddie, how is your lover, Debra? Your lover. We should bring that back. Yeah, let's bring it back. Like, if I ever need to talk to Debra, I'll call. If you answer, I'll go, hey, Eddie, can I speak to your lover, please? That is such an adult word, man. Holy Toledo, that is something your parents say. They were lovers years ago. So anyway, Dan Fogelberg passed away at the age of 56 years old. I will forget this. Shawnee, important meeting today. 1040. Let's call it 1040. Ooh, 1040. Sky has a list of Forbes' vainest cities in America. Vainest.
You put veiniest. Oh, no, no, you didn't. I screwed up. I did. I did. It was stupid. Veinist. Is it still really funny, Sean? Because you found it very funny the first time. But then when it was Mike, it was like, oh, no, it's not funny. Oh, let's be serious. I love Mike. I only laugh at Sky jokes. No, Sky, but I think veinist is messed up grammar, too. Man. I think either way, you're done. Well, I would address Forbes then, because right here, right there. Yeah, but Sean, are you? Well, I mean. And Merry Christmas to all. I'm just stating that. I mean, I think it's about time I took this moment back. Thank you, Mike. Someone's got to. Man. Holy crap. Wow. Well, Forbes says vainest. Uh. Like varicose? Yes. No, like vain. That would be vain-iest. Miami. Well, vanity. Yes, Miami is tied for third place. Oh. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Miami's third? Yeah. Well, there's first place, second place, and then three cities tied for third place. San Diego tied for third.
Orange County. Yes, San Diego is also tied for third. With Orange County. We're vain? With Orange. With Irvine. We are extremely vain. We're a year-round beach city. There's a lot of pressure here to look firm and thin. No, there is not one plastic surgeon in La Jolla. And there are 5.2 plastic surgeons for every 100,000 people in the San Diego area. That's why everybody needs one. Right. Well, then LA's got to be on there. Nope. Orange County, Anaheim, Fullerton, Newport Beach. Nope. Irvine. Huntington Beach. Westwood. New York. Santa Monica. Austin. Dallas. Milwaukee. Milwaukee. Atlanta. Atlanta. It's a place in Florida. Miami. Fort Lauderdale. Dallas Fort Worth. Phoenix. Houston. Tucson. Scottsdale. Milwaukee. Your face. I've already said Milwaukee. Hollywood. Chicago. No. Indianapolis. No. Did anybody say Milwaukee? Milwaukee. Did anybody see her face yet?
San Francisco is number two on the list. Number two. They say that 84% of the population there has an exercise regimen that they stick to. Hayward, Sunnyvale, Melpia's, Danville. Los Gatos, Saratoga, Redwood City, San Jose, Eddie is also tied for number three. They say millionaires are created practically overnight in San Jose and they like to take their money and spend it on plastic surgery. Take the money and spend it on plastic surgery. You're only missing number one and you're never going to get it. Wow. Yes, we will. Okay. We'll get it, all right. Greenville. Santa Fe. Hong Kong. Eagles. American. Yes. Calgary. Yuma. Roswell. Let's see. El Paso. Albany. Pittsburgh. Erie. Providence. Myrtle Beach. Put it on the board. Anchorage, Alaska. Hartford. Honolulu. Maui. Montpelier.
Mount Pellier. Mount Pellier. Van Gogh. Eugene. Redding. Nashua. Reno. Tarragansett. Truckee. What's up, Robbie? Wareham. Yeah, where is ham? No, Wareham. Yeah, Wareham. Wareham. Oh, I'm on Framingham. Yeah. What about I like hams, guys? Needham. Needham. Need ham. Need ham. Need ham. I desire ham. I have to have ham. Mike, focus. Want ham. Hang ham. Oh, Grand Rapids. Hang them. Kalamazoo. Spokane. Fargo. Provincetown. Eureka. These are all vain cities. Merced. Bath. These are all very vain cities. Ceres. Brawley. Natick. Gilroy. French. Jupiter, Florida. Hollywood, Florida. It's a real place, Rob. Albany, Georgia. Is he even listening to you? Dover, Delaware. Oh, you got it. Check it. Check it. Dover. Buffalo. Meadville, Pennsylvania. Hartford. Providence. Springfield. The Berkshires. The Buckshires. Mikey Show. You got a guess? Yeah, it's P1 Big Mike. What's the most vain city? Hamsville, Hamtucky. Yeah, Hamsville, Hamtucky. Oh, really, Big Mike? Really? Mikey Show.
Louisville. Wester. Wester. Go ahead. Trenton, New Jersey or Birmingham, Alabama? Richmond. Tulsa. Hamburg. Oklahoma City. Emeryville. Mikey Show. I have a legitimate question. Yes, go ahead. Yes, please. Is it the bathhouse in San Jose? Oh, that's a good one. It could have been in Morgan Hill. Mikey Show. Gloucester. Hey, how about the Hamptons? Hamptons. Mikey Show. Manhattan. Manhattan. Manhattan. Mikey Show. Is it Salt Lake City? Yes, it is, sir. Salt Lake City. What do you mean we never get Salt Lake City? Why would we never get that? For the next guess out of my mouth, I was just about to say it. This guy's a Bill Ricker. Yeah, they have six plastic surgeons. Is it Mike Ricker?
They have six plastic surgeons for every 100,000 people. Mike Ditka. So there's your list. Great list. Thank you. You're vain. It's the Forbes list. It's garbage. I'm not vain. I liked your list. You're veiny. You have lots of veins. You're veiny. A little bit. In Florida, a chick was arrested for bigamy. She married 10 guys. Whoa. It was like a scam. She was a scam artist. Yeah, so they could get immigration status. But then after they got married and they got their status or whatever, she continued to ask them for money, threatening to expose them if they didn't pay up. I like her bank. Charged with bigamy. That's very bigamy. That's very big of her. That's what I was going to say. You know what? A couple stores are staying open longer because the sales aren't that great for Christmas. No. You know, like they're not, you know. Bringing in all the dough like they thought they were going to. Really? Like who, Skye? Who's staying open later? Well, so far, the people who have announced that they're doing that is Toys R Us. They say they plan to keep their stores open until midnight, every day, until Christmas Eve. I don't want to grow up. I'm a Toys R Us kid. A lot of things and luxury do you really think you did? There's no video games. There is. There is. Clay.
I don't want to grow up. I'm a Toys R Us kid. I don't want to be a Toys R Us kid. And also, Macy's says starting on Friday, they'll keep their stores open. I want to shop at Macy's and have a good time. Not every Macy's. So chat with your local Macy's. Get the Macy's and stuff right there. And I love Macy's today. Macy's. I try to shop at Macy's today. I try to get my kids from my family. I know that they're lucky. I like Macy's when I'm shopping for you. Yes! Yes! Eddie and Asher high-fiving. Yeah! That was funny. Celine Dion. That was funny. On Saturday night. What? What's going on? She performed in Celine. Her last show. Oh, don't cry. Oh, no. She's wet. She performed in her last show here at. Are you okay? Caesar's Palace. It's palace. And ever since I came here to Caesar's Palace. It's palace. It has been so nice to me and my family. Jean-René.
Sean René. Whatever his name is. René Charles. René Charles. Sean René. Yes. René Charles Bill Hank. Cheese Whisk. It is so heartbreaking to say goodbye. Well, it was a huge success. They say all your shows there in Vegas grossed more than $400 million. Yeah, you did great. You did a wonderful job. Yes, but it is so hard to say goodbye, like the boys to men say. Well, Celine, how do you feel about Bette Midler coming to fill your shoes? He is such a fat pig. Wait, Celine, you couldn't say that. How do you please kiss me with her? Oh, that's a good point. Lots of people love Bette Midler. Haven't you seen Beaches? Right? Real day. Have you seen that? That song stink like fart. What do you mean? Oh, what? Ew. Be a hater. What does Renee Charles think? Oh. Stop. Cheese whiff. She has red hair. It must have been over there in my shed. That's a big...
Hey! Yeah, lady. Yeah, because you are blocking out the sun, you fat people. You were content to let me shine. You're not content with seconds. It has to be thirds and quarters. Hey, come on. You're lucky you could walk instead of waddle everywhere you go, you fat people. Middler? She's not a unicorn. She's a wist. Bette Midler's not a unicorn. But she's a great performer. Yeah? Is she still, though? Yeah, that's the thing. She used to be a great performer. She used to be. Because remember, she sings Somewhere, I forget where, but she did not sound good. She sings Somewhere Live. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's garbage. I'm telling you, man, if you said that Bette Midler is going to be added to the, you know, Stardust Hotel, I'd be like, yeah, that sounds about right. Aw.
I was a little shocked to hear that she was taking over for Celine Dion, who's a legitimate unicorn. Yes, yes. She's freakish in her ability. I mean, you may not be into it, but she's got freakish talent. If she was replaced with Prince, that would be more... Celine Dion replaced with Prince? Yeah. How so? Because Prince, he's still got it. People will still go and buy his tickets, and he doesn't really perform anymore, but he's got the talent and the uniqueness and the... And he still can sing, perform. Well, look at you. Just was giving an IE example. Billboard has their list of top-selling tours and acts of 2007. Wang Chung. What about Wang Chung, Scott? What about Wang Chung? Oh, I don't think so, no. Wall of Voodoo. Wait, what? What about Dirk Diggler? Oh, yes. I would pay Hot Dog. Yes! You got the touch. You got it. Yes. You got the power. Drums. Make the basses take away from the vocals. Yes, it is. Fix that. Fix it, Marty. ASAP. It's the greatest. Yeah, dude, that movie's great. Yeah, it's great. Real fresh. Real sweet. That's great. Greatest movie ever, dude. Yeah, man. That scene where they're doing the toot, it's unbelievable.
You got to watch it. So accurate. So realistic. So realistic. Fresh bump. Yeah. Freaking out. Cosmo lighting firecrackers. Yeah, dude. Dude's running around lighting firecrackers. Like standing there in his underwear for no reason. Yeah, great. Sister Christian playing in the background. Dude, like real fresh. So realistic. Been there, done that. Cosmo. I was like, dude, are they using real bumps? What's going on with this? It's like real, man. I heard that Marky Mark did like 80 pounds of cocaine. Sister Christian Fresh. Dude. Fresh. It's real sweet. Really? How about that scene? He's sitting out in his car. He's like, yeah, here, here, here, here. He's like, great. I want to kiss you in the mouth. I'm so stupid. I'm an idiot. Okay. That's great. Hey, how much you bash? Here, here, here. People say you look like Han Solo. Great. It's the greatest movie of all time, dude. Love it. Roller Girl. Sweet. Fresh. Yeah, Roller Girl. Yeah, real good. Break out a piece of that pig. Yeah, real good. P1 Monique. How's the man? Monique. Where are you, Monique? I? Yeah, no. How are you? Oh, I'm good. Where are you? Where are you?
Yeah. What are you doing? What's going on, Monique? I just want to let you guys know that Bette Midler sang on American Idol. That's what it was. That's what it was. Awful. Awful. I'm a vocal major and I had to turn it off. Me too. Oh, well, hello. It was horrible. Thank you for the call. No problem. You guys have a good day. You too. We couldn't remember who it was. We couldn't remember what show it was. It was American Idol. All right. I think we've gotten through everything. Yeah, we did. Tara Reid collapsed in Bali. Forgot that one. Yeah, she's looking a little Ashley these days. She's not that skinny. She's not that skinny. I mean, she's lost a lot of weight. She's looking really thin. And she, I guess, was out partying and collapsed and needs to eat a sandwich. She's not the only one. What are you doing with the pits?
It's been a rough morning. They're not sweating at all. We told you about Gray. You want to know how many homemade maxi pad armpit thingies I've got? She had to shove stuff in there because it was so sweaty. Why are you using that? Don't show me that. Sean was here. I don't want to know. She just showed us the trash can full of pieces of paper. Ashley just reached into her shirt and pulled out pieces of paper that had been soaking her pits up. You know why? It's because my dry salt dries out my armpits. And so I take the weekend off to re-moisturize. Why do you take the weekend off? Why would you not use it on the weekend? Because it dries. out my armpits, Mikey. Does it hurt? Yeah, it like itches and burns and hurts, which normally I will sack it up and deal with so I don't have to sweat. But on the weekend, I don't care because it doesn't affect my personal life. So I just take a break from applying the dry salt. Gotcha. So now it's like I've got to catch up again. There you go. To you. Don't blame Skye. I didn't say anything. You said it. No, I did not. All right, we got to get out of here.
570-1053. Call us at the beginning and end of every show. Where did you put the song, Ash? Where did you put it? I swapped it out. Okay, so the first... No, no, no. I need it now. I know. Swapped it out with... There's nothing... Oh, I see what you did. You swapped it out with a regular song we normally use. Yeah, I put it where we... Oh, I got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fine. That's a good idea. That's a good idea. Brilliant. I like that. You got the power. I like that. You got the touch. You got the power. Nice. 5701053, beginning and end of every show, we do an open phone segment. So I'm going to take your phone calls about anything you want. And then what we're going to do is all this week, we're going to end the show with our favorite Christmas songs. Yeah. Now, today, it's going to be Ashley, Zeth, and Boston Rob's favorite Christmas song. Or Rob's. What? Wait. Hang on. What's happening? Let's find out in a minute. Mikey Show. Hi, guys. This is P1 Turtle. What's up, Turtle? Hey, guys. Actually, I'm calling in because I don't know if a lot of you guys heard. This weekend, P1 Quimby lost her brother.
And I just wanted to call in and see about getting the other P1s to send their thoughts. Mikey, I know you're really religious. If you could put her in your prayers, it would mean a lot to all of us. And I know it would mean a lot to her. Yeah, what happened? I don't have the full details. I know that her brother has been struggling with me, which is what I believe is minor dystrophy or whatever. I'm not real sure. She was real short with me. But he passed away in his sleep yesterday morning. Aw, that's very sad. Very sad. Well, we'll definitely... She's a really fun-loving, big personality type of gal. And I figured it would be really nice for all of us to come together and put our thoughts. And anybody who would like to donate, I'm not sure if it's needed as of yet, but we're setting up some kind of donation fund over at the P1 site. I believe... What are you donating money for, Turtle? Right now we're going to send condolences, flowers. but she did make a comment that if they were accepting donations, they would probably send them in a charity in his name. His name was Ben Evans, and so anybody who would like to do that, go to P1's site, get in touch with P1 Nerd, and he will set up a PayPal account, I believe. Okay. Well, thanks, Turtle. I appreciate it. You guys have a really great day, and everybody have your quimmy and your thoughts.
Thank you, Turtle. Appreciate it. All right, guys. Bye. Quimby's a good P1. She's a Hall of Famer. We love her. That's sad that she lost her brother, and so definitely put your thoughts and prayers out to her and her family that they, especially at this time of year, that they are able to get through that. Mikey, show. Hello. Hey, good morning. Good morning. Hey, Sean. What do you want? Oh, no. Uh-oh. Whoa. Sean, did you see that, the new show on the CW about pageant moms and their daughters? Yeah, I watched it. I liked it. It was pretty vain, huh? Sean hates listeners. It was vain, wasn't it? Just wanted to ask if you've seen it. Pretty cool. Yeah, I saw it. It's fine. All right. As you guys know, Sean does not like listeners. He's pretty clear about it. Even his own fans, he calls them pigs. And they refer to themselves as his piggies. And so, you know.
Don't take it personally. Don't try to read too much into it there, caller. You'll drive yourself nuts. Definitely don't try to analyze him not sounding like he... No, you can analyze it. No, don't analyze it, bro. I welcome it, actually. It'll drive you nuts. Thank you for the call. Mikey Show, who's this? Carmella. Hey, Carmella, you wanted to call and tell people about something that is going to be going on that you feel very passionately about. Definitely. What is it? Well, first of all, I work for a company named Best Services. And what we do is we provide intensive behavioral services for children diagnosed with autism. So on March 29th, which is basically next year, we will be coordinating the first annual 5K walk in Palm Desert at the Civic Center Park. Now, why are you guys promoting it so early if it's not for another three months? Because we sort of need funds right now. You know, we're trying to get the walk started. We need advertising, basically. If people want to help Carmelo, where can they go? They can go to www.bestautismservices.com. Okay. Or they can also call me at 852... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't want to give phone numbers out over the radio.
I don't want to get phone numbers out, but if people want to go to that website, then it's great, and they can help in any way possible. Definitely. Awesome. Thank you, Carmel. I appreciate it. Thanks a lot. Thank you. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey. It's you and Josh with Ham Pooning. Not too much, dude. I was just wondering. I know B-Rob's training in MMA and stuff like that. I was wondering if maybe we can get him into a training session with Kimbo Slice. Ooh, that'd be fun. I'm sure he would last a long time. Toothpick. I think he would go many, many rounds with Kimbo Slice. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. Mikey Show, this is T1 Sir Ham-A-Lot. I loved it. I loved that. That was my favorite call of the day. Wow. My favorite call of the day. That was interesting. Every day this week as we wrap up the show, we're going to play our favorite Christmas songs. And so... Today, it's Ashley, Boston, Rob, and Zeth. And I told the three of them that they had to get together and talk about it amongst themselves and figure out what Christmas song they would choose as a group. So what is it, Ashley?
It's Mariah Carey, All I Want for Christmas is You. Great song. And how did you guys decide upon that? Oh, yeah, well, basically, I mean, it was a really quick discussion. What happened was Rob said he wanted that song, and I said, I like it. Let's put it on the docket. Other options? I was like, what about maybe some Neil Diamond? I know Robby, and he shut it down. I said, okay. Maybe little Blue Eyes, Frankie Sinatra. So you're wanting to, like, kind of brainstorm a little bit. Talk about it. And I'm trying to, like, you know, pick artists that I know. Did you wake Zeth up and ask him his opinion? Zeth was just sitting there listening in. He rolled over right away. So then Rob goes, no on that. So I turned to Zeth. So wait, Rob, so like Zeth, he immediately gave up any kind of... No. It was actually talking to him. Of course he rolled over. So then I turned to Zeth and I said, do you have a say in this? Like, do you have any recommendations? Speak up. And he said, no, I don't care either way. Couldn't care less. Have no opinion on it whatsoever. But I instructed you guys. Ask Seth. Seth. Yeah. Your whole thing was you're supposed to give a little input on this sucker. Well, eventually I agreed with Rob Song. So we win. He didn't give any suggestions. So we won, Mike. From the get-go. Guys win. Well, that was my suggestion. I feel bad for Ashley because. Why?
Well, it's basically two against one. Zeth doesn't have an opinion, so he's going to go with Rob. I like it. So, Ashley, what did you want? What did you want to play? Well, I wanted to discuss options. I'm a really big fan of Frank Sinatra and Neil Diamond, and I know Rob is too, so I thought we could probably pick a really good, but Rob did not want to do that. I don't like that Christmas stuff. Unless we can play Sweet Caroline for Christmas stuff. Well said. Now, tomorrow... Tomorrow on the show, it will be Sean deciding what song. The day after that, it will be Sky's Choice of what Christmas song to end the show with. The day after that, Eddie. The best. And then on Friday, I'm going to pick mine. Awesome. But today. This is a good one, though. I love this. It's a great song. Today, the song that Ashley and Rob and Seth agreed on. Maybe Rob. You're welcome. From the movie Love Actually, according to Sky, is Mariah Carey, All I Want for Christmas is You. Coming up next, the lovely and talented Missy. She's got the double shots on the nooner today. Enjoy. We will see you again tomorrow morning at 530. And we will be cranking this in the studio as you're listening to it wherever you are.