The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 12/19/07
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Daily Audio 2007KIOZRock 105.3
Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancyLynn Spears book dealAshley tuna cakeCheaters Hotel infidelity investigationSecret Santa charityKenny vs Spenny TV showEddie’s dad WiiLyrical Gangsta lyric gametuna cake recipecheaters hotelsecret santa willkenny vs spenny
The show opened with hosts dissecting the shocking news that Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant, speculating on the effect on Britney Spears and her mother’s postponed book deal. Ashley then demonstrated her infamous tuna‑cake recipe, which provoked both disgust and laughter. Later, the Cheaters Hotel segment brought a dramatic confrontation when Sunny accused her ex‑Todd of cheating after discovering his emails to Michelle, while the Secret Santa spotlight highlighted widowed father Will and his five children receiving a $1,000 gift card. Sean TV gave a rundown of the outrageous Kenny vs Spenny meat‑eating contest, and Eddie shared the surprise that his 60‑year‑old dad, a first‑time gamer, got a Wii for Christmas. Throughout, the crew debated parenting, responsibility, and the influence of celebrity culture.
What happened, in order
Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy news
Hosts discuss the news that 16‑year‑old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant by her 19‑year‑old boyfriend, reacting to the scandal and its impact on Britney and her mother.
Ashley's tuna cake cooking
Ashley prepares tuna cakes using only canned tuna, Pam spray, salt and pepper, prompting grossed‑out reactions from the hosts.
Lyrical Gangsta lyric game
The show plays its lyric‑guessing game, asking callers to identify song lyrics from tracks like “Enter Sandman” and “Umbrella”.
Lynn Spears book deal put on hold
The hosts note that Britney Spears’ mother Lynn Spears had her book deal suspended after Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy became public.
Secret Santa nomination for Will
Listeners nominate widowed father Will, who cares for five kids including a disabled daughter, to receive a $1,000 Target gift card.
Cheaters Hotel: Sunny vs Todd
Sunny calls in about her ex‑boyfriend Todd, reveals she knows his email password, discovers he’s been contacting his ex Michelle, leading to an on‑air showdown.
Eddie’s dad receives a Wii
Eddie reveals his 60‑year‑old father, who has never played video games, was given a Wii for Christmas and is excited to try it despite being a non‑gamer.
Sean TV: Kenny vs Spenny meat‑eating contest
Sean describes the outrageous show where two Canadians compete to eat the most meat, having each consumed over 13 pounds in a weekend.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkyAshleySeanBritney SpearsJamie Lynn SpearsLynn SpearsCasey AldridgeWillCassieDerekJustinTanner
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fiercely like a warrior, keeping it at bay. No, I'm telling you right now, I'm not sick. I'm not sick. I am keeping it at bay like a fortress. No, I've told you before. I mean, I've come in here and said, uh-oh, I think there's an issue. And there has been. Like, there's been starting to be an issue. Yesterday, I felt ill. And I took more vitamins. And I sprayed Zycam. And right now, I stand before you as a fierce cold warrior. You are the warrior. That's right. I'll tell you what I did. I put my sword in front of me. And I said, cold. Come and get them. I was like, I'm not going to take this cold.
And I was, you know, a fierce warrior standing up against the evil forces of the cold. You can take my sinuses, but you'll never take me away from my job. That's right. That's what I said. I like it. That's exactly what I said. It didn't quite roll off the tongue like, you know, the thing in Braveheart. It didn't really do that. Not at all, really. But it was, you know. Wow. Close seconds. That was very close. For sure. Yeah. You know, close is a strong word, Ashley. Yeah. It is 6.06. Britney Spears' 16-year-old sister Jamie Lynn is pregnant by her 19-year-old boyfriend. Eight Chargers were named to the Pro Bowl yesterday, including first-timers Antonio Cromartie and Chris Dielman. No! You on birth control, or are you sticking with confidence? What do you think, Chris? Or neither. Come on! Oh, man.
Kids got to know that that sperm, when it gets to the egg, it turns into a baby. Yep. That's what happens. It's made to do that, Mike. Tell you who has the strongest sperms. Mexicans. What? Really? Yeah, I'm Mexican. You guys make babies like crazy. Oh, like you wouldn't believe. Yeah, man. Our swimmers, man, they get through. I don't know how, but they get through. Black people, too. Black people and Mexicans, we can make babies. Your Mexicanness is what defines you. And young, unmarried people seem really good at it. You know who's really good at it? Mexicans, blacks, and 16-year-olds of any race or whatever can make babies. Why did she have a 19-year-old boyfriend? I'm getting the feeling that it may be an issue where...
Lynn Spears doesn't like to say no. That's the first thing I said to this guy this morning. She didn't like to say no. Well, now I'm like, okay, so it's the parents. It's the parents. Duh. Well, I mean, even with Britney, I never thought to myself, it's Britney. I always thought all along, why was she doing that? It's 16 years old. Why was she in all that stuff? It's Britney, bitch. Why at 16 years old was she in a provocative video? that was about sexuality. I mean, it was about sexuality. I called you. I called Eddie at Star 100.7 when he worked there. And I said, dude, have you ever heard of... Hang on, the video's not over yet. At the end of the video, they're going to tell me who the performer is. So Eddie's like hanging, hanging. I go, have you ever heard of Britney Spears? And he starts laughing. He's like, dude, yeah. You haven't heard of Britney? I go, no. At the time, I was working in... You know, doing nights at Rock 105. And I didn't watch a lot of MTV. So I had no idea. And the first time I saw it, I was like, wow, that is one hot mamacita. And I called Eddie and he goes, yeah, you know, she's like a pretty big thing. Like a lot of people are talking about her right now, especially the fellas. Well, hey, Lynn, you know, she's she at the time she was like 15, 16 years old. She was a baby.
You know, right around his sister's age. She's a baby. This guy said that the mom's book deal is on hold now. And who knows what's going to happen with Jamie Lynn's Nickelodeon show. Because I'm sure. She's on Nickelodeon? She has her own show. She has her own program. Like she's the lead. She's the star of this Nickelodeon show. How crazy is that? I'm sure they don't want a pregnant star of their show for kids. Mia. She's a baby. I think we're supposed to say. To our 16-year-old daughters, we're supposed to say no 19-year-old boyfriends. We're supposed to say that. You should. I think we're supposed to. Say only boyfriends your age. Easier said than done. I know, but it's what we're supposed to do. We're supposed to put our foots down and get real militant and hard. It all comes down to the parents, Mike. Yeah.
She's right. Ashley's right. That's what I said. That's what I've been saying. It's about the parents. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Easier said than done. Hey, look at JoJo, Christina, Aguilera. There's plenty of stars that are doing great. Beyonce, and it's because, you know, probably of how they were raised. I heard Beyonce had like a real good mom. She's got a great mom. Yeah. Who was like a good, you know, like really took an interest in... Designed all her clothes. Good influence. But at the same time... Kept her out of trouble. Didn't she? Wasn't she dancing around in sleuthy little outfits too? Well, I think she's an adult though, right? But Beyonce, I mean... That's sex image. That's music. That's music videos. But that was one of Mikey's points about Britney Spears. She was a child and she was being dressed provocatively. I thought Beyonce was a minor when she started doing that stuff as well. No idea. And that's what I'm saying. Christina Aguilera, she dressed sexual, so did Beyonce, but they turned out fine. It's because it comes down to the parents. Hey, listen. All I know is that you got two kids that are pretty not okay. Seriously.
Britney and, what's his sister, Jamie? Jamie Lynn. Jamie Lynn Spears. So sad. Yeah, and then Britney, you know, obviously the paparazzi. Britney released a statement saying, who's Jamie Lynn Spears? Yeah, so about nine, now the news broke, gosh, when did I read it yesterday? Maybe about six o'clock yesterday is when I started seeing it everywhere. And as of nine o'clock last night, when the paparazzi asked Britney about it, she started yelling at them, my sister is not pregnant. So I guess Brittany's a little out of the loop. Oh my goodness. Yeah. She's not well right now. She didn't talk to them, you know. She didn't talk to the family. Yeah. Is what we've been told. So she didn't know. She's still probably at this moment. She's learning what we're learning through the same way. She's on TMZ probably. I saw it on TMZ last night, y'all. Yeah, I just figured it out, y'all. Harvey Levin told me. Yeah. Check it out. Auntie Britney, y'all. It was right after my spot on TMZ. Right. I went to Starbucks, and then I went to the gas station, and I went to Star. Yeah. It's awesome. It's awesome, y'all. Dude, her kids keep playing with my kids. Yeah. No, I don't have custody. Jaden and... Oh, I forgot. What? The other one? Jaden and... Y'all know. Blondie. Quit acting like that. And little one.
You know, my kids, sweetheart and baby. Oh, I call them peanut. Peanut and sweet pea. When she makes an appointment with the pediatrician's office, yeah, I'd like to make an appointment for my child. It's got a cold. Yes, what's your child's name? I call him baby. Baby Spears. Just put baby Spears. Or my other one, put Nunu, because we just call him that. That's the only sound he makes. He just says Nunu. It's so cute. Love it. All right, so 2 o'clock for Nunu and then 12 o'clock for baby. I think Nunu's the blonde one. Hang on a second. Tina, is Nunu the blonde one? Check his collar. Tina, which one's the blonde one? Oh, hang on, y'all. I don't have a blonde one. That's somebody else's baby. That's too bad.
My name is Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I am 37 years of age, and I love San Diego. Boy, do I love this city. Even when it rains, I still love it. Is it going to rain all day, Sky? Well, it was weird because there's all those big storms moving and blah, blah, blah. And then it just kind of fizzled out. So what I heard is that we'd kind of get some light showers on and off over the next couple days, but things change. Eddie is our producer. He's our sports guy. He's 34 years old. He has started on a new video game. Oh, no. Oh, my. Now, for those of you that don't know, when Eddie starts a new video game, it sort of takes over. Yeah, I get obsessed. And he has to finish it. Yeah, he has to finish the game, which for 98% of us is pretty tough to do. But he finishes the game. It's impossible. He'll go to the end.
You know, I wouldn't classify myself as, like, a gamer because those guys, I mean, they'll get, like, Halo 3 and play it in a day and finish it. Like, I can't do that. But I get really obsessed. And, like, any free time I have, that's all I do is play. And I told my wife last night, all right, it's begun. I'm not going to speak to you for at least a week. So, you know, I hope you're cool with that. What is the game? The Godfather. Really? The game. Oh, yeah. Dude, I want to talk to you. I tried that for five minutes and gave up, and I never tried it again. That's awesome. I can't get past the opening scene where there's an explosion in the building, and then what? What? I'm walking into walls. Oh, no. He's in a corner trying to get out of the corner. Exactly. I'm like, how do I get out of the corner? It's so much fun. Just stick to the Wii, Mike. I know. It's just like the movie. It's so cool. You start out as a kid, and you watch your dad. get murdered and your dad works for Vito Corleone, the godfather. And it's awesome. And then you grow up and you start working for Vito. And in the beginning stages, you meet Luca Brazzi and you start working for Luca Brazzi. And I got to the point of where Luca gets killed from the movie. Really? Yeah, it's like the scene from the movie. Really? That is cool.
outside the window looking in, you see him get murdered and you're freaking out. It's awesome, though. Didn't they get some of the original guys to voice it? Oh, yeah. It's amazing. Whoever voiced Marlon Brando's part, it sounds exactly like him. Really? I don't know how they did it. Great guess. That is cool. It is really cool. It's a fun game. Sky is our news girl and and she is not in today. Her replacement is sitting in, and her replacement has straight hair. Oh, Savannah. Hey, Savannah. We know her. Long time no see. Savannah. Looking sexy. Looks just like Skye in the face, but unlike Skye, Savannah has straight hair instead of curly hair. Stick straight. That's sexy. Wow. Yes, thank you. So what is the deal? So, yeah, you straighten the hair every time you go get your hair done, right? Right. Sleep. Very nice. Because I can't do it myself, so, you know. Do they have to stick a chemical in there to do that? No. If you just pull on it and blow dry it, it'll do it? Yeah, there's something called flat iron, and they use that. It's just tedious. I like the flat iron. Flat iron steak's good if you grill it. Yeah, dude. Cut against your grain. But, okay. So they stick an iron on there and iron it out straight? Mm-hmm.
Yeah, because I went to... To make your hair taste better. Yes. I went to Lou Bush's wife's new salon. Yeah. And so she really wanted to see what my hair would look like straight. She was all, she's like, can we please do it straight? I'm like, okay. Cool. Yeah, it was great. How long does it take to do that? You know, if a professional is doing it, they can probably get it done in like 30, 40 minutes. Just the straightening, just the straightening part. Eddie, what do you think of it? It's so drastic. It really is that I used to really like it when I would see her, and now I kind of miss her regular look. You want her regular look. As weird as that sounds. Yeah, that's how my husband feels. He's not a big fan. It's so different. Because it freaks him out. It kind of freaks me out, too, I have to admit. Like a stranger. Yeah, I used to kind of like it. Now I'm like, no, I want my sky. I like my sky.
That's interesting. I have the exact opposite reaction. Oh, wow. You're like, I really like the stranger. Wow. Who is this woman sitting here? This intriguing woman. Real fresh. Maybe she won't beat me up. I wonder how long she'll stay. Sean is our sound effects guy. 37 years old. Not here in San Diego. We see him on a camera. Bummer. He's in the Bay Area. Lame. And he plays sound effects. Not cool. Ashley is our assistant producer. She has blonde hair and brown eyes. Meow. The reason is that she is a natural brunette, but this blonde hair looks very real, like you would never know. Unless the host of the show told you. Sweet. She looks like she's actually blonde. Yeah, my hairdresser's real good. He's real good. He's real nice. Yeah, great. Yep. A little sweet. Very nice! Ashley's got a friend in town. For how long, Ash? She leaves the day I leave, so the 23rd. She goes up to Tahoe, and then I go back to Tahoe. How long will she have been with you? Since... 10 days. So, since last Wednesday. Like, practically two weeks. Is it nice? Is it going nice? It's great. Yeah, I mean, she...
is crazy like there's no doubt about it like she's a nutbag she's got major issues like no doubt about it but when you've been friends with someone for as long as we've been friends and you've lived together like and been through what we've been through you know like you let those things slide because you know what she cooks for me every night it's been amazing she's an amazing cook and what'd she make last night Last night she made me... She just took some tuna and she made like... Marty grossed out. I'm already grossed out. Well, yeah. You're not going to like any of it. What did she take? A can of tuna? Yeah, a can of tuna. I'm so grossed out already. Just open a can of casserole. Oh, yeah. I mean, seriously. Can you let me... She sounds like a wonderful... Can you let me... I'm already out. She made it into what would look like... Five-star chef. Mm-hmm. Crab cake, but it was a tuna cake. All good meals begin with a can. Spray a little Pam on the... I'm going to make it from now on. It's delicious. It's so healthy. Like 50 calories and fat-free. All delicious meals begin with a can. So she made me two tuna cakes and then she cut up some... Oh, that's horrific. So good. So gross. And just a little pepper, like a tiny bit of salt.
because sodium makes you bloated. So what was the tuna cake? She took the tuna and then... She just took the tuna and she put a little bit of Pam on the pan and then she just flattened it out and then she just baked it on the pan like that medium. She didn't mix anything into the... No, because that was fattening. I don't want anything mixed in it. I just want it plain. She's not really a great cook. Oh, my gosh. It tasted great. Then she took some yellow squash and sliced it up and boiled some squash for me, too. Oh, wow. She boiled it up. Wow. How has a restaurant not snapped her up? The night before, she made salmon. Gordon Ramsay's like, can you email that to me? Yeah. I'd really like to get that recipe. It sounds delightful. I want to feed it to my cat. It's very non-donkey. Yeah. What I really want to get from that is the technique of boiling the zucchini. Does she put it in with her left hand or her right? Did she say Pam? Pam? Yes. How do you spell it? Yeah. I'm going to write it down. So when I go to the...
When I go to the grocer. Well, I have to go to the exotic grocer. What was it again? Palm. So where do you get this? There's a specialty store and it's called P-A-N. You have to order it from overseas. Yeah. Palm. And this ingredient nothing you mix into it. Yes. Tell me about that special ingredient nothing. Right. You know where all the flavor is. She made me salmon the other night. She put like a sauce in it. Can you imagine? She marinated it. Home salmon. Sweet potatoes. A little home salmon. So good. House salmon. Steamed zucchini and squash and broccoli. Two girls who have like eating disorders now. Cooking for each other. It's so good. There's nothing to it. So good. The eating disorder cookbook. Open a can of tuna. Spray some Pam. Mexican man. Oil some zucchini. Cross for me. That's it. Wow. Stick in pan. Eat. Barf later. How is salmon and vegetables and cottage cheese and sweet potato, how is that bad for you or an eating disorder? Well, it's just not bad for you. I never said that. I just said it sounded so good.
Yuck. It's on the docket tonight, boiled celery. That's not bad for you. All of that food you ate was so healthy. And she made it. She seasoned it and cooked it perfectly. It's delicious. You said she didn't stick anything in it. Pepper. A little bit of salt. Pepper. What is that? Salt and pepper. She seasoned it. So she took the can of tuna, she patted it into patty, put a little salt and pepper, and stuck it on a Pam pan. She sprayed a little Pam on the pan. That's so gross. That's the grossest thing I've ever heard of in my life. So good. He's just like a crab cake, but fast. How dare you? It's just like ocean air, dude. I'm so offended right now. Brian is coming in on Friday. Why don't you make it home? Make it for Brian. The executive chef of Ocean Air is coming in on Friday. You should have Jillian come in with a hot plate and make her tuna cakes. Please. You know what? I was thinking it would be good. Get a little tapatio, a little hot sauce to dip the tuna cake into. Dude, like prisoners are listening to this going, oh, girl. Exactly. What do you think, Skye? Uh-uh. Oh, fuck. Oh, thank you. Delish.
And she cleans. I've been paying her to clean my house. You're paying her to clean your house? Yeah. Is she paying you rent? No. Well, we got into this huge thing the other night. You guys are so interesting. This sounds like a great guy. Hang on. She's dynamic. Hang on. Rob Screen's phone calls. He's 24. That's 22. No, 25. 25. Oh, wow. 25 in eight days, man. Hothead. Whatever. And Zeth is the latest kid on the show. He's 22 and he does a little bit of everything. Okay, so what? We got into a very interesting conversation the other night because she was really down and out. And I'm like, what's wrong? What's your problem? And she basically was like, I'm just kind of depressed, seeing everything you have. And by the way, this girl is gorgeous. She is my size. She's got blonde hair, blue eyes. But she's pretty, right, Eddie? I wouldn't say that she's... I mean, like, you know, hey, listen, she's a normal blonde. Hang on a second. Let me say this. Beauty is always in the eye of the beholder. Somebody is somebody different than somebody else. I mean, honestly, I mean, they're going to be. Listen, there's going to be people that think that Ashley is really pretty. Like there's going to be there would be a guy that would describe Ashley as smoking hot and another guy could see her and be like, what are you talking about? Of course.
So, it's always the eye of the beholder. Let's just say that. Typical blonde. She's my size. Like, typical blonde girl. And she's like, you know, this is just really hard on me because, you know, you're so much prettier than me. You're so much skinnier than me. You've, you know, got this condo that you bought. And you've got this job that you're in. And you dropped out of college. She's like, I did it the right way. I finished college. And what have I got to show for it? Nothing, you know. Because she doesn't have, like, any of those things. Like, she's still struggling to get her career started. It's a lament. She's lamenting to you. So, she's... She goes off about how she has no money and she's totally broke. And because I wanted to, like, take her out and do fun things with her while she's down here. I've been seeing her in a year. And she was like, I have no money to do anything. I'm completely broke. So I was like, okay, well. And then she's home all day, bored, waiting for me to get home from work. And I'm busy as all heck. So I'm having her, like, clean my house, do my laundry, and I'm paying her by the hour to, like, completely be my maid. Basically. So she'll have spending money. So she'll have spending money so that we can have stuff to do. Why is she here to visit with no money? That's a good question. I don't know. And was she expecting something different when she came? Like, you know, every day it was Disneyland? Well, yeah. Where are we going today? Or like hoping that Ashley was poor too so that they can be poor together? Well, it's a young story. This is something you hear when you're 24.
When you're 34 and your friends come to visit, it's not a matter of them having a job. It's just that I had some friends come out recently. And when they came out, their whole thing was, hey, man, we're just happy to be here. That's all. Don't feel like you have to entertain us. But that conversation doesn't happen until you're older. That's what Jill said to me. Well, then you just said that she said the opposite. No, because I was saying. Oh, you know, maybe do you want to go get your nails done? Or maybe would you like to go to a nice dinner this Friday night? No, you didn't say that. She told you that it's all good? And she goes, I can't afford any of that. I can't do any of that. She goes, I just want to stay home. Like, I can't, I have no money to do anything. Okay, that's different. It's very different than what I said. It's very different. Yeah. But whatever. I mean, you know, it's a young conversation. When she's... Well, she's broke. When she's a little bit older, she'll say, it won't have anything to do with money. Before she comes out, she'll say, I don't care what we do. I just want to be with you. Hang out. It doesn't matter. Right. There's nothing. You don't need to entertain. You just want to be there and hang out together. Right. I don't know why she cares about any of it, but she was crying. She's just very vain. Very dramatic. It was a very dramatic story. She's very vain. What? Very vain. Is that the right word, Skye? No. Not for a friend. That's not the right word.
Oh, she's extremely vain. I'll tell her that's my face. You've said that word like seven times. Well, she's like the vainest person I know. Okay, well, now we're ready. Now we're ready. Like when she found out that I weighed two pounds less than her, she cried. She was so upset. Oh, no. That's your friend. She's the one who we had on the air two years ago that said she will not have a fat or pregnant person in her wedding. Looks like she's not in her own wedding. Because it'll ruin the pictures. What? She's that girl. Really? She's crazy, but I love her. I think that what a lot of people are wondering, I think that what a lot of people are wondering is they're saying, wow, you know, you guys are friends, yet you talk about her as if you are, you know, not friends. No, it's just I'm very honest. I mean, I'm not going to like, I'm not going to BS. No sugarcoating. That's right. Tough love it is. Tough love. Don't beat her on the bush, you know what I mean? Right. Just throw it out there. Oh, wow. So, here it was from TMZ last night. Cut one. Britney Spears' 16-year-old sister is pregnant. Jamie Lynn Spears, the star of Nickelodeon's Zoe 101, has told OK Magazine she is expecting a baby. She is scared, but she is keeping that baby.
The father is Casey Aldrich, whom she's been dating for a while and met in church. As for Britney Spears, Jamie has not told her yet. Well, Britney knows now. Where do they live? I don't know where they actually live, but Jamie Lynn says that she wants to raise the baby in Louisiana. But you don't know where they currently reside? Mm-mm. It's going to be an interesting thing to find out where they currently reside. Why? Because she's 16, he's 19. But doesn't somebody have to press charges? Like, doesn't a family member? No, I have no idea. The reason I say that is because it would appear that if that's a law, it would be the state of blank versus so-and-so. Oh, I see what you're saying. Not Lynn Spears versus so-and-so. Right. It's kind of like, yeah, if you rob a bank, you can't really get in trouble unless somebody presses charges. Well, usually it's the state of California. If you rob a bank, it's the state of California versus so-and-so for robbing a bank. You broke a law that the state of California has. Wow. I don't know. I mean, I don't know where they live. It could be that wherever they live, it's okay. Right. As long as it's consensual for a 16-year-old to have sex. I don't know. I don't know what the laws are there. And since we're not hearing it, it's probably not an issue.
But it is a very fresh story. I mean, like I said, this news just broke last night, so we'll see over the next couple days what happens. By the way, 570-1053 is a phone number you call about anything you want at the beginning and end of every show. Sean Merriman's going to be on the show today. He wasn't on on Monday because he lost his phone. So we're going to have him on today. I think he found it. Been there. That's right. Ashley's been there. She can relate. We're also going to play Lyrical Gangsta. Oh, what up, what up? That's right. So if you are a person that knows lyrics really good to songs, this is the perfect game for you. We're doing another Mikey's Secret Santa. This one is going to touch you today. When you hear this, we're going to do Mikey's Secret Santa. This is where we're helping somebody out that has helped others out, like LT did yesterday over at Children's Hospital. I don't know if you guys saw that on the news. LT was at Children's, handing out presents, doing his thing. That guy, he's unbelievable, man. Did you watch 60 Minutes? We're so lucky, man, to have him. Did you watch it? Yeah. He's amazing. Dude, it's just unreal. Well, you know, the amount of sports I watch, you know, it's always pretty negative. And you hear about, you know, like...
these Florida State kids yesterday, steroids, HGH. I mean, this is what SportsCenter is now. And when you hear about things like LT and how it's not even a blip on the national radar of him doing stuff like that, he doesn't want it. But man, that's the stuff that I want to hear. I want to see some positive stuff. And I'm so tired of steroids and HGH and all this garbage. I agree with you, man. Wouldn't it be awesome if you turned There should be a movement so that one day in sports, the only thing that they can report on is good stuff. How great would that be? That'd be great. Because LT, if you didn't see him on the 60 Minutes thing, that guy does stuff that he doesn't have to do. A lot of stuff. Awesome! He does a lot of stuff. Anyway, so we're going to do Mikey's Secret Santa and
help somebody out today. If you would like to be helped, go to MikeyShow.com. Tell us about somebody. Nominate yourself that is in need this holiday season. Sean TV will be on the show today. Sean telling us about some kind of show that he watches that we've never heard of with audio. It's going to get a little rough today. I won't lie. What does that mean? I won't lie. Oh, no. We're going to be doing something called Cheater's Hotel today. Oh, no. Somebody wants to find out if their boyfriend or girlfriend, husband or wife is cheating. Better to know than to not know. And we've got something very interesting to tell you about Eddie's dad. And we're going to be doing a CD signing tonight. Yeah. 5 to 7 tonight, we're all going to be out at the cricket location, 5399 El Cajon Boulevard, corner of 54th and El Cajon. Tonight from 5 to 7, signing CDs. All the money goes to the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. So come out and see us tonight from 5 to 7. Mitch Hedberg in the stand-up spotlight. I had a roommate, his name was Eddie, and Eddie was slow on the mental draw.
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I don't know that that's... P1 Slick. That was real slick. Didn't see it coming. Wow. Wow. We have him on the phone now. Lights. Hey, how you doing? How you doing, man? There he is. Good, good. What happened on Monday? You lost your phone. Yeah, I was out eating in a restaurant and I lost my phone and someone just gave it back to me. You know, it was funny because when we didn't hear from you on Monday, Ashley, our assistant producer, goes, I wonder if it's because they were out celebrating because they made it to the playoffs. I said, that's a good point. I knew you guys were going to think that, but no, that wasn't the reason. Well, were you guys pretty excited? Did you guys do any partying? No, not really. I think that we will when everything is up. I mean, it's still a close call.
and we've still got some things to take care of. So we've got to win out these last two games. Are you going to play on Monday night? As of right now, I'm guessing I will, but I have to get a second yes from the doctors. How does it feel? It's pretty good. For the first time yesterday, I went and ran around on it, and it felt pretty good. So I'll see how it feels throughout the weekend and make a decision. Now, when you say that, when you run on it, obviously if you're able to run, it's... It's serviceable. You can run on it. You can put weight on it. But is there like a tinge of pain when you are running on it? No, not really. It's just hard to sometimes simulate the game situations in certain ways you're going to cut and move. So we're trying to simulate everything during the week and see how I feel and make a decision close to the end of the week. I don't know if people have heard, but if not, let's say it now and ask Sean how he feels about it. Congratulations on making the Pro Bowl. Nice. How did you find out, Sean? Actually, one of my coaches came up to me and told me. And how does he say it? Does he go, hey, have you heard? Or what does he say? He just walked up to me and told me I made the Pro Bowl and congratulations. The word spread
is pretty quick around the locker room because it's a big thing to guys in the league. Is that Coach Rivera that told you? Actually, Pagano told me first. That's cool. Now, how is it for guys that got named for the first time like Cromartie and Dielman? How did they react? They were just happy. I mean, because you really don't know. I mean, a guy in Cromartie's situation, you probably have a better feeling that you would make it. But guys like Dielman, Kasim, who's made it again for the second time, you know, a special teams guy. Guys who make it for the first time, it's up in the air. You don't know if you're going to make it. Those are the ones who are probably a little bit more surprised. Do you get anything material for making the Pro Bowl? You know, if you win the Super Bowl, you get a ring. And I think that even if you win a conference championship, you get a ring for a conference championship. Do you get anything material for a Pro Bowl? You get a game check if you win the Pro Bowl. You get the game check. You get a nice game check if you win the Pro Bowl. It's just a real good experience doing a whole weekend down there. You realize that you're among the best players in the National Football League. You have a real good time down there for the whole entire week. Do the teammates, you and Cromartie and Dealman, were the guys that made it to the Pro Bowl, do you guys go together or separately? We go separately.
So you guys kind of all get out there at a different time. That Hawaii is pretty nice, man. Oh, it's nice. The best time I've been, it's probably my first time because I didn't know anything down there. The worst part of the whole trip was all the veterans made me pay for everything. Yeah, well, not this time, right? No, I told Cromartie he got one coming, though. God, that guy is good. Hey, Sean, that kid is... That kid is good. He is good. Well, he's really good, but I think he's going to get even better once he understands the game a little bit better because right now I think he's so athletically gifted that he's able to do some things that certain people are not able to do, and he can afford to make a mistake, and he has so much speed and quickness. He can catch up and play guys well, and his ball skills are incredible. So we're going to wait and see how good he really can be, but I think he can be one of the best. Sean Merriman on the phone. Sean, were you surprised at how your comments about Jeff Fisher turned into such a story? Oh, yeah, big time. I really didn't think it would be that big of a deal, like they made it. I found out after how big it was. I think the whole thing was just blown out of proportion. I said a few things, and they just made it seem a lot more than what it was.
They were actually playing a hit that wasn't one of the things I was even complaining about. They were playing a crack back hit, which was legal. They didn't play the hit that was out of the screen three plays later that I actually got rolled up on and laid it. What was that hit all about and what did that hit look like? That's the one that they got fined for. Those guys ended up getting fined. I was 10 yards away from the play and running down to the ball and I was held by one guy and rolled up on by another, so they both got fined for that. Now, Sean, have you talked to Coach Fisher about it? Coach Fisher says he never did that. Yeah, it's not a big deal. Like I said before, and after the game, I never heard that. I mean, I didn't say that he said that. I said that that's what players and people came up to me after the game. And I said, I don't know, and I said exactly what I heard. No, it was some of our guys. I don't know if they spoke to Titan players or what, but I think they just made that whole thing a lot bigger than what it was. Obviously, they were pissed off that they might have thought that I ran an event or hit them intentionally, but it wasn't intentional at all.
Sean, do you watch any of the coverage? Did you hear some of the comments that guys like Keyshawn Johnson made and Bill Parcells? Do you listen to any of that, and how do you feel about former players talking about you? Well, it depends on what players. I really don't care what Keyshawn say. Really, I think his knowledge of a lot of things is very small, so it doesn't matter. He's always commenting on things, and I haven't heard probably say nothing positive about the Chargers the whole entire season. So whatever happens is going to happen, and I just leave the commentators to talk about it. Any big Christmas plans? You doing anything big for Christmas? No, I'll just be resting, resting, getting ready for this run. Listen, man, I hope Monday night that you're ready to go, ready to get back out there. You know, my mother always says, elevate. Elevate, Sean. Elevate that knee. Ice, you know. Mom's always know best. Yeah, my grandmother and my mother, they don't want me to play, but I told them I'll be playing this week. Do they really tell you that? Be careful. Does your mom actually say that to you? Yeah, I've been telling them all week I probably won't play, but...
I'll find out Monday night, right? That's great. How about the eggnog? You doing all right on eggnog or we need to get you some? No, I'm doing pretty good this year on the eggnog. All right. All right. Just checking. All right. Sean Merriman, we hear from him each week, tells us what's going on with him, the team, and everything else. Sean, we appreciate you coming on, man. All right. I appreciate it. All right. We'll talk to you soon. Catch the Bud Light Sean Merriman Report exclusively every Monday on The Mikey Show on Rock 105.3. This is the Mikey Show. So you're the guy who pooped in my tuba. When was the last time you went shopping and got cash back? At Mossy Nissan, you pick the car, you keep the cash. Right now, during Nissan's year-end sales event, you'll get up to $5,000 cash back on select new Nissans. And you can spend it on anything you want. Mossy Nissan moves you. Get huge factory cash back on Mosse's giant selection of Altimus versus Centris and Xterras. And get $2,000 cash back on 08 Maximus and 08 Xterras. Get $4,500 cash back on 08 Armadas. And get $5,000 cash back on all 08 Titans in stock. You pick the car, you keep the cash. Don't wait. Nissan's national year-end sales event is happening right now at all six Mosse Nissan locations and at Mosse.com.
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It is 6.59. Amy Winehouse was arrested and released yesterday in connection to her husband's arrest for trying to bribe a witness. The late Sean Taylor was named posthumously to the Pro Bowl. What does that mean, that word, posthumously? Posthumously, it's like post-death. Did they name him like as an alternate? No, he voted in. As the starter. As the starter. Did all that begin, that voting begin, you think, before his death or after his death? Well, it's been way before. Yeah? Yeah. What a trip, right? Yeah. Oh, he deserved it. He was having a killer season. What about if we did some of this? Now, the Mikey Show presents the search for the truth behind the words and the logic behind the lyrics. It's time to play. I'm the Lyrical Gangster. Lyrical Gangster. The way it works is you need to know lyrics. Are you the type of person that pays attention to lyrics? Call us right now, 570-1053. How well do you know the words? That's how you play lyrical gangsta. 570-1053. Even if you're not playing on the phone line with us and you're in your car, it's fun to play along with. Most of you that know the lyrics are going to be sitting in your car going, I know this. I know this. I ask you a question about lyrics in the song. You answer it. It's that easy.
Eddie, what's the prize today? We got tickets to the big Poinsettia Bowl that is happening here tomorrow. Utah versus Navy. There you go. The Holiday Bowl this year is ASU versus Texas, right? Yeah. Some pretty good games here in San Diego before the year is up. I was telling a friend of mine the other day, I don't know anything about college football, but I'm trying to. I'm trying to learn about it. I didn't even go anywhere to college. So I don't get to root for any particular team. So I have to pick one that I'll root for, and it changes all the time. It used to be Notre Dame, and now I root for San Diego State for no reason other than I live here. P1 Julie is on the line. Julie, do you know lyrics pretty well? Yes. Are you ready to play Lyrical Gangsta? Yeah. Here we go. Your first question is, in the song You Gotta Fight For Your Right to Party by the Beastie Boys, Your pops caught you smoking. What did he say? He said, no way. Oh, my God. Pressure. The pressure will get you every time, Julie. All right. Sorry about that. P1 Booze is on the line. Are you there, Booze? What's happening? Yeah, they're not booing. They're saying booze. Booze. All right, dude, you ready to play Lyrical Gangsta? Oh, for sure. Here we go. Your question is, in the song Enter Sandman by Metallica.
What is he gripping tight? His pillow. You got it. Good job, P1 Booz. Hang on the line, okay? Thanks, man. That's the way you play. Nice work. That's the way you play, man. P1 Antoine, are you there? Yes. All right, dude, you good with lyrics? Yes. You better be. Here we go. In the song Complicated by Avril Lavigne, what gets her frustrated? Anger. That's a pretty good guess. It's a pretty good guess. Skye, do you know that one? No, I'm trying to say it again. I even tried to say it the same way. What gets her frustrated? Didn't like somebody else. That's right. Sorry about that, dude. It's so easy after you play the clip. I know it. Let's see. P1 Summer, are you there? Yeah. All right. Are you ready to play? Yeah. All right, here we go. In the song Umbrella by Rihanna.
What happens when the sun shines? We'll shine together. Now let me ask you something, P1 Summer. When you heard it, did you go, oh yeah. Of course. That's right. Pressure. Sorry about that. P1 Melissa, you ready to play? I am. Here's your question. In the song, Summer of 69 by Bryan Adams, how long did he play his first real six string? Gosh. I know this one. Sky. Till his fingers blend. You got it. Oh, man. How long did you play it? Thank you. P1 Woods. Yo. How you doing, dude? Real good. Real fresh. Dude, you hear about the eagle? Yeah, back in Dallas, dude. Real fresh. Yeah, it's back, dude. Back on the air, dude. It's back. Okay. You guys got to come back. Kibler running that. What's up? Yeah, real good.
Kill that. All right, Woods, you ready to give this a shot? Here we go. Your question is, in the song Hey There Delilah by the Plain White Tees, what city does he ask her what it's like in? Did you say New York? Yes, I did. You are correct. Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away, but girl, tonight you look so pretty. Yes, you do. are a winner. Hang on the line, okay? Let's do one more. P1 Chemistry. Good morning. Chemistry, how are you? I am great, thank you. You ready to give it a shot? I'm ready. Here we go. Your question is, in the song True by Spandau Ballet, what did he buy a ticket to? Paradise. No, he bought a ticket to the world. I bought a ticket to the world.
I just went, yep. Thank you. Thank you. See you again next time. Don't go anywhere. Got a lot more coming up for you. Did we talk about that chick from Survivor that got the $50,000 from Mark Burnett because when she was on Survivor... Denise. Yeah, Denise. The lunch lady. The lunch lady. She said that she lost her job and so he felt bad for her. He gave her 50 grand. Yeah. She was lying. What? Wait till we play this audio when we come back about what she tried to pull. That's next. Also, Secret Santa coming up next as well. The Mikey Show is on. Superbad. Now on DVD. You changed your name to McLovin? She's a chick. Yeah. This season. We're going to party and get crunk and brought out. It's not about who's been naughty. You know when you hear girls saying like, oh, I was so gone last night and I shouldn't have slept with that guy. We could be that mistake. It's about who's been bad. McLovin? Sounds like a sexy hamburger. Includes over two hours of special features. Nice! On two-disc DVD and Blu-ray high tap. I'm getting that for show. Make this holiday super bad. I'm McLovin! Woo!
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This is a Mikey moment. The number three biggest selling album of 2007 was Fergie's The Duchess. Oh, yes. I remember her playing the gremlin girl in Gremlins 2. That's what I most remember about. Rob, that wasn't her. What? That wasn't her. I liked her best when she was fighting for that ring right before it was... No, you guys. Beautiful. She's a beautiful lady. No, you can't feed her after midnight and don't get her wet. Stop it. She's not a gremlin. Yes. Stop it. I liked her best when she said, Misa likes it. No, you guys. Or when Elliot put her in that basket on his bicycle. The Mikey Show continues. Rock, five, three... It's 7-13. Britney Spears' mom's book deal has been put on hold after revealing that her 16-year-old daughter, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant. The Atlanta Falcons are offering the vice president position to Bill Parcells. What? Who? Bill Parcells. I'm sorry, what team? The Atlanta Falcons. They don't want him to coach. They say, we want you to be our vice president. Which is also basically saying...
We clearly don't know how to pick a head coach. Yeah, we don't know what we're doing. We've tried it twice, and it didn't work. So before we went to break, I was talking about the TV show Survivor, and there's a person on Survivor this season named Denise. If you didn't watch Survivor, I'll explain. Her name is Denise, and she was a lunch lady. She's got a mullet, too, Mike. Like a mullet. Sorry, a little quick side note. Did you guys trip out when they brought in their loved ones and it was her husband? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I said that's the biggest twist on Survivor yet. She's not a lesbian. Oh, wow. Did you assume that she... Oh, dude, it was a shock. Dude, it was a shock. Both me and my wife freaked out. Wow, she's got a husband. Well, anyway, her name is Denise Martin. And she did not win Survivor.
Was she one of the final three? Fourth. Final four. She was fourth. Yeah. Because you guys said that this year, instead of doing a final two to decide from, they did three people. Right. And so she just didn't make the cut. Yeah. So she was fourth. Well, she claimed that she lost her job as a lunch lady. Yeah, she'd been like demoted. Uh-huh. To cleaning toilets. She said she lost her job and she now got a new job. And her job is to clean toilets and all that stuff. She's a janitor. And she said the reason why she lost her job was because too many kids were recognizing her from the show. And so that's why. It was a distraction being a lunch lady. Okay, so she said she lost her job and now was relegated to cleaning toilets. See, I didn't get that it was at the same school. She said she lost her job. and then said that she got a new job as a janitor. So I was like, whoa, like, I didn't, you know. Well, the school superintendent went on the early show yesterday on CBS and explained, cut six.
Denise has worked in our district since 2004, and she was employed in the cafeteria helping to serve lunch to our students. But in 2007, in January, a position came open in our custodial department, and Denise applied for and was granted that position on March 30th. That position comes with better benefits and a much higher salary, and she's been in that position ever since. We granted her a leave to go to participate in Survivor and did everything possible to support her. And when she returned, she of course returned to the position that she left, which is the custodial position. That's unbelievable. Wow. So Mark Burnett gave her $50,000 because he felt bad for her. Right. And the truth is, it's a promotion. That's crazy. Oh, that's horrible. She did not make it seem like that. Why do you lie, liar? She got a promotion. She was making more money, benefits, the whole thing. Not a joke. Yeah. So now what with the $50,000? Well, she has apologized for misrepresenting the situation, but says she will not be giving back the money. I guess she doesn't have to give back the money. What's yours is yours. What do they say? Something is nine-tenths of the law or whatever? Possession. Possession. Possession is her money. It's in the bank. They gave it to her as a gift. What can they do? Oh, wow. Speaking of giving things as a gift.
Let's give something as a gift right now. We've been doing Secret Santa this week. The idea of Secret Santa is it is Christmastime. And at Christmastime, there's always people that are in need. If you know somebody that's in need or if you yourself are in need, you want to nominate someone, even yourself, go to MikeyShow.com. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. You'll see a link for Secret Santa. And just let us know. One of the things that really is like kind of shocked me is how many people do need help. around this time of year. And we can only do so much and we're really trying to help as many people as we can. But it really has kind of opened my eyes and made me go, man, I want to be able to help more people just on my own. And I think that P1s can do that too. If you know somebody you work with or whatever that you can help out, it's such a cool time to kind of give back and help people out. 100%. So here's the email that we got. It says, I would like to nominate a young man by the name of Will. He has five kids. Derek is four years old. Justin is six years old. Tanner is 11 years old. Brooke is disabled and requires around the clock care. Will Jr. is 15 years old. Their mom, Cassie, died at the age of 29 in July in a tragic car accident.
And he is doing his best to take care of the five kids by himself. This is their first Christmas without their mom. Anything that can help would be nice, especially at this time of year. Maybe gift cards to help with clothes or any type of toys for the little ones. On the phone is Will. Are you there, Will? Will, are you there? Can you hear me? Hi, Will. How are you, man? I'm doing all right. Will, how old are you? I'm 32 years old. And your wife, Cassie, was 29 years old when she was killed earlier this year. Is that right? Yeah, that's correct. Was it, what were the circumstances surrounding this when she was in this accident? What happened? I went home from a party that we were all at, friends of ours, and I don't know what happened. I lost control and hit a light pole and just, I guess the airbags didn't deploy or whatever. Mm-hmm.
You have five kids. And tell me about your kids. I want to know a little bit about them. What do you mean? Well, just tell me about them. Like, what are their personalities like? They're East County little bad boys. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. I play every sport. You can imagine all my kids play sports. Tell me about... I guess what I'm asking is, go through your kids. Like, go through them kid by kid and tell me a little about them. Tell you a little about each one? Yeah. You got a little while, right? Yeah, we got a little while. Tell me about each one. And what's going on with Brooke? You say that Brooke is disabled. What's the deal?
My daughter has cerebral palsy. I gotcha. And she's non-communicative. She has a trach and a feeding button. So she requires total care 24 hours a day. And like I said, my son helps out more than nursing care does. So that's where he comes in. That's where he's a great boy. With her, she's golden. She just requires a lot of care. Tell me about your other ones. Well, I got three more after them, too. Tell me about those guys. Tanner, actually, Tanner today is going down to the harbor. Tanner's getting recognized for the most out of 22 leagues of football in San Diego County. He was in, because they both, both my boys play football. He's getting recognized as a player. That's very cool. He wanted to keep playing ball after...
you know, everything happened in July. And so he kept playing ball. They put his name in. He was recognized. And they're going to give him an award today and then tomorrow, because they're giving him tickets to the Poinsettia Bowl. And I guess the third quarter or fourth quarter, they're going to announce his name and have him stand up in the stands and, you know, be recognized. Very, very cool. And Tanner's one of the kids in the, you know, he really deserves it. He works hard in school. He works hard on the field. He's a real great kid. And tell me about your other two. Justin and Derek, that's my golden child. Both of them. They're just my babies. Justin is six. She's spitting image of her mom, which is just insane. Great personality. Awesome kid. Derek is my monster. What's that guy all about? He's all about six foot two at age four.
He's got older brothers and sisters to deal with, so he's really got to be on top of his game. He's really smart. He's no sucker, I'll tell you. All the rest of the kids, his age don't got a chance. Well, listen, Will, I know it's tough, and I know you went through a tragedy in July, and I know that these kids are looking forward to something this Christmas. And what the Mikey Show would like to do is give you a $1,000 gift card to Target. where you can go down to Target and use it for anything you'd like. That's awesome, man. But you got to say Target like a real East County. How do you say it? Plantian, as you call it. Yeah, how do we do it? How do we say Target? Target, homie. Target, there you go. Very exclusive store, Target. Yeah, you get to go down to Target. We got to put a spin to it so it sounds really classy. There you go. You go down to Target, bro, you spend that $1,000 on those kids, man. I'm going to let them spend it on each other, you know what I mean? There you go. Hey, do us a favor and send us some pictures of the kids. It's very cool, man. I hope you guys really enjoy yourselves this Christmas and do your best to try to get through this holiday season dealing with what you guys have had to deal with. Yeah, I just want to say, you know, I have a lot, a lot of good friends. You know, Jenna and Steve and everybody, it's been just amazing. And she's the one who called me, you know,
She called me this morning freaking out. She's calling me. Boss and Rob called me, and she's calling on the other line. Oh, my God. Aw. Yeah, she's awesome. You know, they called me over the other day. Come here, come here, look, and had a pile of presents on her bed. Like, these are for your kids, you know, and they're all for my friends, you know, so. That's cool. You know, it was your friend Michelle that actually nominated you. Right, right, right, right. And? Same group of people. That's cool. Yeah. All right, well, listen, I'm going to put you on hold, and we're going to make sure that we get this gift card to you, and you tell those kids to have a great Merry Christmas, man. Well, I appreciate it. You got it. Hang on, Link. Thanks a lot, man. 105. You got it. Hang on. If you know somebody that you'd like to nominate for Secret Santa, go to MikeyShow.com. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. They have a button there you can click for Secret Santa, and... Just tell us about them, tell us who they are, and tell us what the circumstances are, and hopefully we can help you out. Got a little Sean TV coming up. Sean telling us about a TV show that he watches that probably none of us do. So that's coming up. Don't go away. A Mikey Show. Oh, yes! Hey, check this out. Did you know that a just-completed survey of AIS clients shows an average savings of $850 per day?
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Office Depot has an HP D4160 color inkjet printer for only $19.99 after $20 mail-in savings. Plus, additional printers on sale. And don't forget your HP ink. Office Depot, taking care of business and your holiday shopping. Offer expires both 22. Enjoy the tradition of service and one-stop shopping from the Savon Pharmacy located inside Albertsons. Simply place your prescription order, shop, and stop back by when you're ready to check out. All Albertsons and Savon Pharmacies will be closed Christmas Day. you by Sleep Train Mattress Center. Well, a little wetness out there, kids. That's not helping things as you head around the county freeways. People are getting out on the freeway right about now. A couple accidents in the downtown area, 1 northbound 5, right near Old Town Avenue. Another one further up blocking the fast lane by SeaWorld Drive. Not too much traffic there yet, so they're working on that and getting it out pretty cleanly. Southbound 15, though, a different story. It's busy off the 78 off and on and down past an accident now past Valley Parkway. Two cars involved here and blocking the fast lane there as well. I'm Jeff Daly with traffic on Rock 105.3. Less than a week. Less than a week till Christmas. Oh, my gosh. I'm telling you, this is the way to go. This is what I would have wanted for Christmas, and hopefully somebody would have listened. You know what I'm saying? It's the new Padres Flex 13 plan. It's awesome. Basically, you get to pick 13 games you want to go see, including opening day, which to me is so amazing. You get to choose seven weekend games and six weekday games of your choice.
Replace one of your weekend games with opening day. That is so cool, because normally when people do package deals, it's like bottom-of-the-barrel stuff. Like, oh, you can only go to Wednesday night games. Yeah, you get one Astro game, one Brewer game, and a Marlin game. Yeah. Enjoy. Yeah. No, you get to pick all the games you want to go see. That's so huge. So if you want to go see the Rockies and the Dodgers and blah, blah, blah, it's your choice, whatever you want. And the Flex 13 plan, this is the best part, it only starts at a... $169. Seating is based on first-come, first-served basis. To get the best seating, you better call now. Go to Padres.com or give them a call at 619-795.
$5,500. I really don't want to gamble when I choose a special Christmas gift for my wife, Tom. What man does, Dylan? Well, fortunately, you've got an ace in the hole, and that's a pair of diamond solitaire earrings or a solitaire pendant from Shane Company. They're absolutely must-haves for every woman's wardrobe, and our selection is the largest in the state, with choices from around $100 to over $15,000. Okay, as long as I'm getting my money's worth. And then some, because unlike most jewelers, we buy our diamonds... firsthand from the source, so you can get her a pendant or a pair of earrings with larger, higher quality diamonds for your money. And that goes for our ruby or sapphire pendants and earrings as well. You'll really see the difference, and so will she. So, Dylan, come to Shane Company for a sure thing. Shane Company, on Camino de la Reina Road, across from Mission Valley Mall. This week's extended holiday hours are Monday through Friday, 10 till 9, Saturday 9 till 9, Sunday 9 till 8. Online at ShaneCo.com. It's the Mikey Show. Featuring Mikey. I am insecure about being short and fat and Mexican and bald. I am not a doctor, but I will speak on this. Sky. You know I speak my mind. We all speak our mind on this stupid show. Sean. You have a lawn to age somewhere. Oh, man.
Boston Rob. That's crazy. That's crazy. We're giving away a cheap mango. And Ashley. I'll go through a roll of toilet paper in a day. The Mikey Show's on. That's true. 105.3. Welcome back. It's 7.33. Major home insurance companies met yesterday in San Diego and agreed to speed up the claims process for wildfire victims. Roger Clemens has officially denied the claim of the Mitchell Report of his steroid and HGH use. Such guy. What up? I got the Newsweek yesterday with... John Edwards? With John Edwards on it. Yeah? What'd you find out? Anything good? Well, I'm just starting to read the... very beginnings of it, but I just, I was looking at that cover. You know, I got to see the cover up close. Right. Dude, it's like a Calvin Klein ad. Really? I'm not. Seen his underwear? Like, seriously, dude? I gotta pick that up. Like, the one of, the one that had Huckabee on it is this close-up that's like very hard lighting and his face is, you know, it's very, it's just, the one of,
John Edwards is black and white. It looks like it's taken by Annie Leibovitz. He's unloosening his tie. It's black and white, and it looks like it should say CK1 on the bottom line. That's awesome. And I'm like, oh, wow. No bias there. There's no difference in those photographs at all. I mean, I thought it was an Abercrombie and Fitch ad when I first got it. You know, I'm like, oh, can I pull this label over and smell whatever cologne this is? Because it looks sexy. Whatever it is, it looks sexy. Sean likes watching his TV. Whatever Sean likes sounds good to me. Whatever Sean likes, well, you know that it might be. What did Sean say about today's show? It's a rough one. It's a rough, yeah. I don't know what that means. A little bit. Rough. I'm trying to interpret it. Oh, gosh. A little bit. I never know what these shows are. I have suggested a show to him. Oh, really? Yeah, because I saw a show that I'm like, I've never seen this before.
I suggested a show to him, which you still might do. I won't tell you what it is. But I don't know what these are going to be from week to week. The idea of Sean TV is that Sean watches a lot of TV. I like it. And usually it shows that we haven't heard of. I Love New York on VH1. I Love New York 2. I Love New York 2. But he somehow, he finds time to see these weird, bizarre, off-the-beaten-path shows. I wouldn't say that. I would say that they're diamonds in the rough. And they're just waiting to see the light of day and have everyone enjoy them. Gotcha. What is today's show you're going to tell us about? The show today, Mikey, is called Kenny vs. Spenny. No, it isn't. Oh, I know this show. I've never seen it, but I've read about it. It's supposed to be crazy. It is a fantastic show. What network? It's on Comedy Central at the moment. I've actually watched it for years. It used to be on the Game Show Network for like two or three years. And recently it moved to Comedy Central. Kenny versus Spenny? Kenny versus Spenny. It stars two guys, Spencer Rice and Kenny Hotz.
And they're both from Canada. This show started out as a cable access show in Canada. It was picked up by Canada One, one of their television networks. Oh, my God. And came to America by way of the Game Show Network. And then recently, Comedy Central said, we'll give it a shot. And actually, it's produced by the guys from South Park. Oh, by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Yeah. Okay. And so, what is the basic concept? The concept of the show is these two guys get into an endurance-type competition each week. They go head-to-head, just the two of them. They film the entire thing. It takes place over a weekend, so it's about three days long, each competition. And at the end, whoever is the winner gets to enforce a humiliation on the other. Oh, wow. Okay. It's really great. All right. How old are Kenny and Spenny? I'd say they're about our age. And they are Canadian? They're Canadian, yeah. Gotcha, gotcha. And the personalities are Spencer, or Spenny, is a sort of liberal. He is sensitive. He always wants to do the right thing and play honorably. And Kenny is a...
Well, he's kind of a mean guy. He always cheats. He always tries to figure out a way to cheat. And uses that to win most of the competitions. So what are they competing again this week? What do you say endurance test? What do you mean? Some of the past competitions, they've done a thing where who could get the most women to kiss them? They did one who could fart the loudest. So they spent a whole weekend. Trying to do that. And they also did one that was pretty funny. Sean watches this. He watches it. It's great. It's really great TV. Dude, I just Googled it. I'm checking out their page. Send me a link. Send them the link. Who can eat more meat? Yeah. That's what we're going to do today. Oh, nice. Who can eat more meat? Send me the link. Why? So funny. So awesome. So in the first clip, Kenny is attempting to, how can I put this? He's basically trying to defeat Spenny by grossing him out. So what he did was he got about 25 pounds of entrails and organs, put them in a tub, and while Spenny was asleep in bed, he took the tub and poured them completely on top of him. So Spenny got angry and grabbed an extension cord and whipped him with it. Friends, we're pals, we don't do that to each other. Interesting music, by the way.
Yeah, it's way overproduced. It's so hilarious. So as the competition was trying to end, they're completely stuffed. They've both eaten in excess of 13 pounds of meat. Sean, I know what this is. What? I know what you're about to do. No, dude, don't worry about it. No, it's good. So it's the final hours of the competition. They're sitting at the table stuffing down. The last remnants of the meat. Candy vs. Spenny, it's on the Comedy Central Network on Sunday nights. I'll see you there. Does it make it worse knowing that it's meat that he's throwing up? That's an awful thing to say to me. So it makes it worse. I agree with that statement. Wait till I tell you what Paris Hilton's Super Bowl commercial might be. What? They're asking. No. We'll see if she does it. My guess is she'll do it. I'll tell you what it is after this. Cheaters Hotel coming up next. That's the ultimate hang zone. All right. When was the last time you went shopping and got cash back? At Mossy Nissan, you pick the car. You keep the cash. Right now, during Nissan's year-end sales event, you'll get up to $5,000 cash back on select new Nissans. And...
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Cut one. Britney Spears' 16-year-old sister is pregnant. Jamie Lynn Spears, the star of Nickelodeon's Zoe 101, has told OK Magazine she is expecting a baby. She is scared, but she is keeping that baby. The father is Casey Aldrich, whom she's been dating for a while and met in church. As for Britney Spears, Jamie has not told her yet what Britney knows now. Yeah, Skye was saying that they were asking Brittany, like paparazzi were yelling out to Brittany, tell me about your sister being pregnant. Shut up. And she didn't even know. She was like, my sister's not pregnant, y'all. That is so crazy that the paparazzi told her that her sister's prego. That's crazy. And also what I just read. She thinks they're being rude. Yeah, yeah. And what I actually also just read is that K-Fed. was told by the Spears family on Monday that Jamie Lynn was pregnant. Because the Spears family is close with K-Fed because it's the only way they get to see the babies, you know? And so they gave them the heads up going, hey, this is going to be a big media storm. We just thought you should know. But as of 9 o'clock last night, Britney still had no clue. As of 9 last night? Yeah, she was out shopping at 9 o'clock last night. And that's when the paparazzi and that's when she yelled back at them. Not that it's that important, but like shopping.
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she met him at a club or blah, blah, blah, or if he actually delivered a pizza to her? That's a great question. I wonder how they met. But anyway, so what do they want the commercial to be? They want the commercial to be, he delivers one of Pizza Hut's latest creations, whatever they're trying to promote at the time, to Paris' mansion. She opens the door and the two of them fall in love over their Pizza Hut pizza. Do you think the average Joe knows that she's dating a pizza boy? I think that their thought is it doesn't matter. It's funny. It's funny that Paris Hilton falls in love with the pizza guy. The people that do know the story are like, well, it's funny because it's true. Is she still going out with that guy? It's kind of been on and off. I heard a while ago that it was off and she was trying to get back with Stavros, but then they were photographed together, so who knows with her? She's so all over the place with men. My name is not Stavros. It's not. It's Mike. Weird. No, which is very different from Stavros. Middle name. Yeah, middle name is Stavros. So it's Michael Stavros as far as it is. Classic. Yes. Have I stalled long enough? I say keep going, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What else can we talk about? What's the matter? Segway. Time to segway. Did you guys see that rain when you were driving in this morning? Yeah, boy, it was raining out there, wasn't it? Why would you be stalled? Segway. That was weird. Cheaters Hotel.
Oh. There it is. Merry Christmas. That's right, Eddie. Yes, that's right. Cheaters Hotel. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. No, no. Gather around the radio just like it's the old time. Well, the idea of Cheaters Hotel is that if you think that your husband or wife or your boyfriend or girlfriend is cheating, you give us a right. Go to MikeyShow.com. There's a link there you could write us. And the deal is it's better that people know, right? For sure. Better that people know. We've all been cheated on. We'd rather know. Yeah, return those Christmas presents. Let me tell you something. I'm being 100% honest about this. I have been cheated on. I would have much rather known sooner than I found out. The longer it goes, the worse it is. It hurts more. It hurts way more. And you feel like such a fool, you know? You've made a fool of me. Time, Cheetah. That's right. So here's how we do it. You can write us an email. MikeyShow.com. Tell us what's going on. This one's a little different. We've never done this one before. It's Sunny, right? That's the name of the girl that wrote us. And what's the deal with Sunny, Eddie? It's just a little different. These two are already broken up. What?
Yeah, she can give you the details, but basically she suspected the reason why they broke up, which I think happened like last week. Should we talk to her? Yeah, go ahead. P1 Sunny? Yeah? How are you, Sunny? I'm all right. How are you? Good. All right. So I'm going to ask you a whole bunch of questions because Eddie doesn't give me the email purposefully because I want to learn it all while we're here on the air. And so you know how Cheaters Hotel works. You know what we're going to do. We're going to call your ex. I'm finding out it's your ex. We're going to call your ex and find out if he was cheating off from the gift basket, the whole deal. But I want to get some info from you, okay? Okay. How old are you? 23. All right. And this is now your ex-boyfriend, Eddie says. What is his name? Todd. Okay. And how long had you guys been dating before the breakup? Um, probably about six months. We didn't really start dating until, I guess, the beginning of the summer. Okay. And why do you think that Todd was cheating? Um, well, he traveled a lot for work. I mean, that's his job. And, uh, he wouldn't, he would kind of leave the room sometimes when he'd get a phone call. And, um, he was kind of distant at times. You know, but there was, there was nothing, nothing concrete. But, um... Can I speak to that for a second?
I just want, and the only reason I am is because I've heard that before. And I just want to offer this as whatever, you know, you chew on it and whatever. I've heard that before that women are suspicious when they get phone calls and leave the room. And every time I get a phone call and my wife is in the room, I leave the room. And I don't care if it's my mom, my dad, my mistress. Whoever it is. Well, wait a second. Nice, nice. It doesn't matter who it is. If it was my mom, my dad. In fact, the other day I was talking to my brother, Mark, and I will get up and leave the room. The reason is, and I don't know if this is a guy thing or just a personality thing, but I want privacy when I'm talking on the phone. It isn't that I don't want, no, excuse me. It isn't that I have anything to hide. It's that I don't want anybody to hear it. And I don't care what it is. And it's polite. Personally, I think. It's my conversation. If I'm talking to Sky...
I don't want anyone to hear my conversation with Sky. I have nothing to hide when I'm talking to Sky, but I don't want anybody hearing my conversation with Sky. And maybe Sky doesn't want to hear your conversation with whoever you're talking to. Well, Sky doesn't usually want to talk to me. Well, there you go. That's a good point. Therein lies the love. That's weird. Well, one of the interesting things in Sunny's email was she did say, She didn't check his email, but she did see his inbox and saw that his ex-girlfriend had written him several emails lately. Wait, wait, wait. She wasn't snooping. She didn't say she looked at the emails that were written, but she saw how the inbox comes up and you can see an email address. She apparently knows his ex-girlfriend and knows that he was writing her. I don't know. Well, what's the deal, Sonny? Was his email up on the screen? Uh, kinda. What? What's kinda? Well, I know his username and password, so... Oh, goodness. Wait, wait, wait. So you lied. Pause, pause, pause. So you lied in the email. So wait a minute. Thank you. So in other words, when Eddie said she didn't read the email, she just looked at the email...
That's not true. You actually broke into his email like the Watergate Hotel. Oh, wow. Well, okay, just let me defend myself for a second because this is someone that, you know, I was intimate with and I want to know if he's doing anything with anybody else. I felt like it was my right to know. Did you ask him? No. Oh. This is weird to me. It's always strange when people do this. It's only weird because it's not me and everything that I don't do is weird. Who broke up with who? He broke up with me. All right. How old is Todd? He's 25. All right. Well, go ahead, Skye. What reason did he give for the breakup? He just said that our lives are moving in different directions, which in one case is true. I'm about to start grad school and he's... He's in pharmaceutical sales, so he's always moving and going places for work. I have a question. He's definitely going to have to be in one place for a while. It's a question, Sonny. Yeah. If Todd broke up with you, I'm just going to ask the question. Don't everybody attack. I'm just going to ask the question. I'm nervous. Oh, no. Let me play Phil Donahue, Devil's Advocate. I don't like that. That's all. Okay.
If Todd broke up with Sonny, then what does it matter? Either way, they're not together anymore. And so... I might want to know. Get closure on it. Okay. That's a good answer. Well, and Sonny, what are we talking about? Like, was this a clean break? Like, you guys haven't talked since? Or do you still communicate and still kind of... It's like a gray area. What's going on? Well, I'll... I call him or email him, and he doesn't respond. Okay, well then... Well, that's not... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That is not... Hang on, hang on. Ouch. Skye, if you break up with somebody, that's not unusual that you call and email and you're broken up. Okay, yeah, yeah. You know who that was? That was B-Rob. When B-Rob breaks up with somebody, it's over. No, I get you, but to me, that's why I'm... Rob, right? I'm confused about Sonny calling. That's why I'm going, huh, what? Oh, you're saying, why was she calling and writing if they were broke up? Because, yeah, because if it's a clean break, then whose name is he supposed to say when we call for Cheaters Hotel? You know what I mean? Right, right, right. And why does it matter if it's somebody else's name at this point? Because it's clear it ain't going to be you, honey. I got news for you, Sonny. It ain't going to be you. You're broken up. If I call him right now, he's not going to say your name.
I'm just telling you that right now. He's not going to say your name. If he's not returning your calls... What is it? That you want to see if he says a girl's name? Because it's only been a little amount of time since you broke up. So if he says... Yeah, if you just broke up with somebody, you should have no name. That's true. You guys. You shouldn't. He's single. Yeah, but Mike, if you've been single for a week, you think you would have a name immediately come to mind? Whether I would... Maybe he's got a girl that he's trying to impress. That's possible. Whether I would is immaterial. See, because we've had this conversation before, the conversation of if your wife dies, how much time should go by before you start dating again? And my answer to that is always the same. How people deal with grief is different. And some people, the way they deal with grief is replacing the person. And that could be right away. That could be a long time. But you don't think it's weird that you're single for one week and then you're going to take another girl to a hotel? Do I think it's weird? I think it's what I wouldn't do. But that doesn't make it weird. That means that that guy is replacing somebody. But that wouldn't indicate to you that this woman was around prior to the breakup? It's only been a week and to take a girl to a hotel. Yeah.
It would. So, I guess that's maybe what we're trying to get at here. Yeah. If he's already... You know, because taking a girl to dinner or whatever, yeah. I mean, you're single. Do whatever you want. But to take a girl to a hotel after a week, either she's a working girl or... Hey, Sonny. Yeah? Unless he says, I don't have anybody's name to put on there because I don't have a girlfriend right now. Unless he says that... No matter what, he's not doing anything wrong because he's single. But I want you to know, Sonny, that unless he says, I don't have a girlfriend, I'm brokenhearted over my last relationship, I just can't go on. Unless he says that, you're going to be hurt. No matter what. If he doesn't say exactly that, whatever he says is going to hurt. Do you know that, Sonny? Well, of course I know that. You want to know. I already hurt already, so it's not going to hurt. I mean, it'll hurt, but it won't hurt that much more. But at the same time, there's kind of, I mean, it's a 50-50 chance that he might say my name, you know? He's not going to say your name. He's not calling you back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sonny, the best that you can do is he doesn't say anyone's name. Yeah. And he said that's the best you can do. The best you can do is he goes, you know what? I'm really not in a relationship. I'll take the room, but I'm not really in it. That's the best you can do.
Ashley has a real confused look. What? So to confirm, did you say that you think there's another girl, right? Well, that's what I was going to say. Because there have been, you know, some things that made me think that maybe there is. What's the ex-girlfriend's name? The one that you read the email from her. What's the ex-girlfriend's name? Oh, Michelle. All right. So let's see. Let's see what he says. Percentage that he says Michelle. Percentage that he says Sunny. Zero. Yeah, zero percent chance he's going to say Sonny. And I say percentage chance he says Michelle, 50-50. It's like flipping a coin to me. Eddie, what do you think? I agree with it. Sky? Yeah. It's like flipping a coin. Right. Percentage of chance Sonny walks away from this unhurt completely. Ouch. Same chance of me winning the Super Bowl in my fantasy football this weekend against Brian Wilson. So a two percent chance. Two percent chance.
2% chance she walks away from this. Tough one. Completely unheard of. Tough one. But when we come back... Tough love it is. Tough love. When we come back, Sonny, we will call your ex-boyfriend of one week, Todd, and we will offer him a gift basket. Oh, this is bad. Oh, man. This is bad. We will offer him a gift basket. We will say, whose name would you like to put on a gift basket? I don't want to do this. Dude, it's like I see OJ walking up Bundy Drive right now, and I'm like, dude, run! Get out of here, Nicole. Get out of here. So, Sonny, if he says a girl's name other than yours, you know, technically he's not cheating. He's single. But it is an indication that maybe there was another girl around. So this should be the singles hotel. Singles hotel. Oh, man. And the best case scenario is that he says, sorry, I don't have a girlfriend, but I'll take the room. And, by the way, even if he says that. Yep. He still is going to think that you're strange for doing this. Oh, yeah. So, do you want to continue, Sunny? It's up to you? Because I want to find out whether or not there was somebody beforehand. Okay. He won't. I've asked him so many times, and he won't answer that question. And that is what I want to know out of anything else. You know, if we don't work out, that's fine. I get that. Closure. I get it. Yeah, yeah. I just want to know.
Give you a reason to hate him. Do you have a kid, Sunny? I thought I heard a baby in the background. Unless I'm hearing things. No, I don't have a kid. Hang on the line, okay? Hang on the line. Zeth. Alright, so here's what we're going to do. We're going to take a break. And when we come, it's your turn, Eddie. It's not my turn. I did it three times ago. Well, that means it's your turn then. Alright. When we come back, we're going to call her ex-boyfriend, Todd, and we're going to see what he says. Hey there now, Toddy, what you been up to on that email? We'll do it next. Let go of your shopping worries with Outback Holiday Gift Cards. Give everyone a taste of the bold, fresh flavors of Outback. And leave your worries behind at your gift cards. Jam out to two hot music phones jam-packed with the hottest technology. Both from Verizon Wireless. The latest, the greatest.
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It's the Mikey Show. We're getting back to Cheaters Hotel. It is 814 and we got an email from Sunny. She said that she got broken up with by her boyfriend, Todd. She said that she, well, first of all, she lied. When she wrote, she said that she, that what she did was that she saw an email up on his email, blah, blah, blah. And when we asked about it, she said, no, I actually know his username and password. That's different. A little bit. Than what she said. And Todd was getting emails from his ex, Michelle. I want to ask about that. Sunny. Yeah. Was it just normal conversations with the ex or what was going on? Yeah, there was nothing. I mean, she was used really, I guess, lovey kind of words. I don't know, but nothing like.
you know, I'll see you tonight. And he never told you that he had been in any communication with her? No. Okay. He didn't. When we first started dating, she did try to break us up. There were a couple times where she got in the middle, because we had mutual friends, you know, but not since, I guess, about July. I hadn't really heard much from her other than the emails that I saw on his account. Okay. Well, update people, Sunny has been broken up. with by Todd Todd's now her ex-boyfriend and the reason that she wants us to do Cheaters Hotel is she just wants to know yep was it and it was only a week ago and she just wants to know is it a deal where this guy was at you yeah that was the sky throat we gotta get that little thing made she wants to know oh whoa hey lady
So he wants to know if Todd has had somebody else in mind for a while. If we call Todd and he says, there is nobody that I want to take. He's probably not seeing somebody else, but it's still not going to make her feel good. No, they're still going to be broken up. Yeah, because I'm going to tell him he's on the radio and I'm going to tell him what's going on. Oh, I got to. Well, no, I know. And then if he gives another girl's name, that's going to bum her out. But she wants to know. Yep. Here's what I'm going to do. You know, the rules don't cuss. If he says something, if Todd says something that you don't like, you're free to speak, Sonny, and I'm going to let him know you're there no matter what. But if he says the name of somebody else, just watch your language, and that's all. Okay? Okay. All right, hang on. This is Todd's cell. Real quiet, okay? Can I speak to Todd, please? Actually, no. Okay. He's not available right now. Okay. Who's this? This is Michelle. Okay. Can you let Todd know that we called? This is Mikey from The Mikey Show. Michelle. Hey, Michelle. Let me let you know that you're on the air. Shut up. Let you know that you're on the air, okay? Shut up. Sunny, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Hi, Michelle. Hi.
Sonny? Michelle, this is Mikey calling from Rock 105, and we're doing something called Cheater's Hotel. We were going to ask Todd if he wanted a night stay at a hotel. I think he'll take it. Yeah, I think he's all in on that. Where's Todd? Oh, wow. Where's Todd? Yeah, where's Todd? Where's Todd? He's sleeping. Oh, God. Oh, really? That's so beautiful. Oh, God. That's great. Michelle, tell me. Was it that you just never wanted him to be with anybody else? That you just had to destroy any relationship he moved on to? Come on, Sonny. He wanted to be with me and you know it. It doesn't matter. Okay, okay. You know what? He's always been into, I guess, mediocrity. So maybe that's what he decided to ultimately do. Oh, yeah, yeah, right. Okay, Sonny. How long have you guys been together, Michelle? What? I assume, since he's sleeping, that you're sleeping together. So just tell me, how long have I been, you know, in a sense, sleeping with you at the same time? Only in your dreams, honey. Only in your dreams. Oh, shut up. Just tell me, how long have you guys been together? Oh, no. I don't know. Maybe he shouldn't tell you. Maybe I'll just let you squirm. What the hell are you doing putting this on the radio? Oh, you are so...
You're going to air your dirty line on the radio. That's all I'm asking. You're not even with him. All I want to know, Michelle. Let me get over it. You're not even with him. You broke up. Just from the fact we share the same gender, not necessarily just the same man, I want to know who and when. When have you been with him? How long have you been with him? I'm not telling you. I'd rather see you score. Oh, my God. Why would you do that? Michelle, why wouldn't you just tell her? Why are you laughing, Michelle? Why am I laughing? She's ridiculous. She's always had this issue with me. And you know what? Now she knows it. Okay. Well, rightfully so. Yeah. Yeah. Michelle. He doesn't want to be with you. He doesn't want to be with you. He didn't want to be with you. That's why it didn't last. Okay. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Pause, please. Sunny, Michelle, pause for a minute. Can I ask a question, Michelle? What? Just be really honest. Was this because, maybe one thing we're not thinking is, could have been Todd. Could have been Todd going after Michelle. Everybody's all mad going, hey Michelle, Michelle looks like a home wrecker. I mean, it could be, did you pursue him or did he pursue you? Just be honest. We pursued each other. That means you pursued him. Yeah, that means you pursued him. We just got back together. It means you pursued him. We wanted to be with each other. It's just the way it is. It wasn't happening between them.
You didn't mind that he had a girlfriend? Of course I minded. That's why he doesn't have one anymore. So to confirm, Michelle, just to make sure, you were cheating with that guy. You know, the guy was cheating on Sonny with you. Why am I shaking? Right? That's so weird. Do you admit that? Why do I get freaked out? She's the one doing it. I'm not going to dignify it. I'm not. But you were with a guy that had a girlfriend. I have no dignity, Michelle. That's why. You have to at least admit that, Michelle, right? I don't have to admit anything to you. Okay, well, karma is going to bite you in the butt, man, because that is not... I really don't... Karma! She's right. Karma will... It will. I hope you get the world... Sweetie, like, it'll happen to you, and then you're going to be in sunny shoes. And then how's it going to feel? That's my issue, isn't it? Well, Merry Christmas, Michelle. I don't think it's going to happen to me. Okay. Oh, whatever. Merry Christmas. I don't like her. Hope 08 is fruitful. I don't like her, Mikey. Get her off. All right, guys, listen, Sonny, at least you know. At least you know. I mean, honestly, at least... Whatever, Sonny, you're better off. And I'm saying that in that way. At least you know, and I do believe that you are better off, because the truth is, is that if Todd was willing to do that, you don't want to be with him. You don't want to be with him. I know, and I know I'll know that. It's just I don't feel that right now. All right, well, you will.
Listen, Sonny, I promise you, right now, it doesn't feel like it, but I promise you, you will feel that way. And probably sooner than later. Thanks, Sonny. Thanks, guys. All right, Michelle. And you know what? What? Best of luck. Best of luck. Thank you. Oh, wow. That was Michelle. Dude. Okay. Like, when a chick answered the phone, I thought we had gotten the wrong number. Like, I didn't even for a second. I looked at the thing, I'm like, oops, I dialed that wrong. I didn't even for a second. And why is she answering his cell phone? Well, she probably saw, like, a restricted number and was like... Don't you think that's weird, though? Or maybe she saw, because who says Todd deleted... Rebecca answers my cell. Sunny's number. And maybe she saw that... Oh, it wasn't Sunny. We're calling. Way to go, Ashley. I didn't hear what she said. She said maybe she saw it with Sunny's number coming up, but we're the ones that called. And she finally wanted to confront that Sunny. Let her know what's up. That would have made more sense. Rebecca will answer my cell phone sometimes. If I'm in the shower or whatever, she'll get it. She won't answer it if I'm there to get it.
But if my cell is downstairs, I'm asleep or whatever, she'll say he's sleeping. I'm cool with that. I mean, that's an agreement that we have. It's something that we both... So I'm guessing that's why she answered. Her honey was asleep. Yuck. Wow, she was a peach, wasn't she? Real sweet lady. Well, Todd is with that girl. And I know that... that girl. I love that we didn't even talk to Todd. Right? There was no point in it. Oh, I bet it's going to be real cool. He wakes up today. Who's that, babe? Yeah, who was on the phone? P1AO is on the line. Are you there, Ayo? Sir, good morning. How you doing? What's up, man? Yo, I wanted to ask, did anybody ask the girl, I mean, did anybody ask Sunny if her ex-boyfriend was a listener and maybe that's why he'd pick up the phone? Eddie's been, since that happened last week, Eddie's been asking, hey, Is your boyfriend a listener? She said no. All right. P1 Chris, are you there? Hey, what's up, Mikey? What's up, man? I was just going to say, I think there's a big control thing with that, Michelle. She spooked me right away, too. But right away, how she said, no, you can't talk to him. And then how she said, that's why you're not with him anymore. There's obviously something there going on. She can't stand the fact that he's with someone else. And it doesn't say much for him either. Oh, yeah.
And I don't know how those girls get guys. It's so weird. They trap them. Girls like that scare me. They trap them because the guy doesn't go anywhere. When you ask somebody who pursued who, there's usually a clear-cut answer. Oh, yeah. And when somebody takes a pause and goes, we pursued each other, that means, oh, so you were writing them emails. No. Trying to get him back. Yeah, unless you were set up on a blind date. I wish we would have asked her how long they had dated previously. Yeah, and I'm thinking of questions, too. I want to know, why did they break up before? Ay, ay, ay. These things are just coming to me now. Yeah. Let's call her back. Just call Todd's cell. No. She'll pick it up. I don't want to wake him up. Poor guy's sleeping. Why is it, and I want to know this from somebody that knows anything about psychology, halfway through that thing, my hand does the jittery thing. Why am I jittery? Because somebody else is a creep. Why is that? She's telling me in the song.
Eddie's dad is 60 years old, and he just bought a Wii. I'd like to discuss that. I'd also like to tell you about where we're going to be tonight. We're doing a personal appearance tonight, and I'll tell you about it next. Good morning, family. This is The Mikey Show. It's late. The phone. My son arrested. I need serious help. Not gobbledygook. Aladdin Bail Bonds stops the gobbledygook. Aladdin is the largest bail bond agency in America. Aladdin is civilized bail bonds. Ethical professionals. AladdinBailBonds.com We get you out. We get you through it. With no... There's no better way to surprise a loved one this holiday season.
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Call work. Tell them you're running a little early. Check it out at experiencenavigon.com. It only happens once a year, the Chevy Red Tag event. Time to see some red and save some green. See dealer for details. Take delivery by January 2nd. See your Southern California Chevy dealer or visit sdchevydealers.com. Still very busy out of the North County now. Southbound on the 5 as you head from Poinsettia Lane down toward the track. 15 in a couple spots. That's busy as you head off to 78 DeVirancho Parkway, then again from Camino Del Norte down toward Mercy. No relief in sight out of the East County either. Busy on that 8 from El Cajon Boulevard and La Mesa all the way down to Mission Center. 94 cleaning up a bit, but still slow as you head from Federal Boulevard into downtown. I'm Jeff Daly with traffic on Rock 105.3. We've been letting you know all morning long that Christmas, less than a week away. Oh, man. Deal with it. You know, seriously, this is crazy. Got you covered. What they're going to do this week only at ProFlowers.com, you can choose between not one, but two amazing deals just for P1s. Either you can choose one dozen red and white candy cane roses for just $29.99 or two dozen for just $10 more. I'd go for the two dozen, Eddie. Well, yeah, it's only $10 more. It's two dozen red and white beautiful roses, and they're made to look like a candy cane.
Which is awesome. Yeah. I mean, I sent my wife that and she loved it. She freaked out. Yeah, I had never seen that before until I went on their website. That's really cool. Gorgeous. Oh, really? You think that's it? That's not all. They'll also throw in free chocolate truffles and a free glass vase. I mean, it's a great deal. All you got to do is go to proflowers.com. There's a little radio microphone located in the upper right-hand corner. You click on that microphone. It'll ask for a password. The password is my name, Eddie, E-D-D-I-E, and you're going to get hooked up. It's proflowers.com. Click on the microphone and just type in the password, and you'll be all set. Or you can call them. They can do it over the phone, too. It's 1-800-PRO-FLOWERS, and just don't forget to use the password, Eddie. Ramsey. Featuring Sky and our white manservant, Ramsey. If I were Will Smith, in the daytime, I would go out with a gun and hunt. And protect the gold. Bring mama back some gold. I just think it's that nobody else fears. What the fears? You don't have the powers that you did before. Ramsey. Now wait a second. Ramsey.
You do this to me. I spent a lot of time taking care of you. Before there was no people. Maybe you could be the man's service. Ramsey. Ramsey. Why don't you go get my gold? Ramsey, why don't you go get my gold, mister? Give me that wits. 105.3. Who's to know if your soul will? Welcome back. It's the Mikey Show at 832.com. Britney Spears' 16-year-old sister, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant by her 19-year-old boyfriend. Eight Chargers have been named to the Pro Bowl, including first-timers Antonio Camardi and Chris Stielman. The subject of this email is OMG. Nice. Says, I can't believe that cheater's hotel. I can't believe how into it I was. I can't stand Michelle right now. I've never been so glued to the radio in my life.
This is better than reality TV. You guys are amazing. P1 Myra. Wow. The subject of this email is shakes. It says, just a natural emotional reaction. When you're not upset because the situation affects you, but just because you're a decent human being and actions like that, Michelle's being the B word, hurt you on a human level. As much as it might seem weird to you, It's a good sign. Shows a great deal of compassion and empathy or perhaps low tolerance for ignorance and pettiness. P1 Kelly, are you there? Yes. Kind of along the same lines? Yeah, yeah, exactly. You're a decent human being and you expect the same thing from other people. Creeps me out. And every time, that's what we say, you know, every time we do Cheater's Hotel, when the shake-a-lakes start, it makes me feel like a kid. Yeah.
I'm not really sure what it is, but I feel kind of like a kid when it's going on. But I've said this before. I'll say it again. I think it's better than the alternative, which is not knowing. And the sooner, the better in terms of infidelity. The sooner, the better. The longer it goes on, the more it's going to hurt. And I read one time that a relationship takes as long to get over as half the time the relationship took place. If the relationship was a two-year relationship, it generally takes you about a year to get over it. How? If the relationship was a six-month relationship, generally it's going to take you about three months to get over it. And that's how long that relationship lasted, six months. By March, she'll probably be feeling better. It may take until then. Take some NyQuil in the meantime. NyQuil? No, no. No, and no. No, it doesn't, Rob. If you wake up in March, you'll feel fine. No, Rob, bad idea. Thank you, Kelly. A little migration. Thank you, Kelly. A little migration. What's that called? Hibernation? Dumb chick challenge. I can't wait. Yesterday, I was reading the liner notes.
for the Best Of CD, the Mikey Show Best Of CD. It's called Furry Up, and it's available at select cricket locations. I hadn't seen the CD, so yesterday we got it, and we were going through it, and I was reading the liner notes, and I read Rob's thank yous. Oh, no. And he said at the end of his thank yous that he wanted to thank... Who was it, Rob? Mark Wahlberg. Mark Wahlberg. For one of the most prolific songs of all time. No, he didn't, Mike. Good Vibrations. And I go, Rob, do you know what prolific means? It means awesome. And he goes, yeah, it means like really good. Wicked awesome. That's what it means. I said, no, it means, it's kind of like fruitful. Like, in other words, if Stephen King cranks out 12 books a month, he's a very prolific writer. Randy Moss is a prolific receiver. He sure is. He catches a lot of passes. Now, I said, how many times was Good Vibrations released? A lot. It was the European one. Okay. It's garbage! It just kept giving and giving and giving. Good Vibrations. The acapella. Speaking of cheating, Sean said before the show started that his wife thought he was cheating.
What are you talking... I mean, of all people, Sean is like the last... He's like asexual. He can't even stand next to another person. I'm highly sexually charged. No, you're not. Sean, you can't even shake somebody's hand. You have no genitalia. Smooth like a Kendall. I do. They're just under a flap. Double over the top, Sean. It's 8.36. No, wait. He started it, Mike. Sean. I didn't do anything. I didn't say anything. Flap. Write it down. Sean, why does your wife think you're cheating? So, she calls me at work yesterday. It was about 3 o'clock. And she goes, hey, are you going out to eat tomorrow? And I go, what?
I didn't know what she meant. Meaning today, Wednesday. Yeah. And I go, I don't know what you're talking about. She goes, well, you have reservations at a restaurant, right? And I go, no, I do not. She goes, well, then, why did this, this really crummy restaurant we went to one time, it's called The Tanglewood. It's really awful. She goes, why did The Tanglewood call to confirm your reservation for tomorrow at 530? And I go, well, first of all, you know that. Sean, you're cheating. You're cheating. No, no. I can't believe eating. I'm not. Son of my gun. No. So I go, well, first of all, you know that I don't even get near the house until, you know, six or seven o'clock. So there's no way I can make a 530. All right. Go ahead. Go ahead. So I go, you know, obviously I don't have reservations. So she called the place back and they were like, yeah, he made the reservations on, I think they said the 16th for today.
And so she calls me back and she goes, they were made on the 16th and I want to know what's going on. And so I called this place and six months ago, we went there to eat. I made reservations through the internet on their website. So apparently they have me in their system with all my information. So some other guy with my name called to make reservations and when they brought it up in the computer, They automatically selected my name and didn't like double check the phone number. Right. So this guy, this other guy made the reservations, but it was linked to my entry in their database. Wow. And it was strange because right after the second time she called, this other guy called to cancel his reservation. I don't understand. Just out of coincidence? Yeah, it was total coincidence. So that's how they were able to put two and two together because the other guy with the same name called. He called to cancel. So what she was thinking, though, was that on Sunday, Sean made a reservation. Yeah. Yeah. With my phone number so they could call me and confirm my cheating dinner reservation. At 530 today. Right. What time do you usually get home? Usually about 630. Well.
the easiest logic to me would be, well, honey, don't you think it would be weird that I haven't told you I wouldn't be home tomorrow? Yeah. Did you say that? No, I didn't. I didn't think of it at the time. I mean, at the time, I was like, I was really freaking out because not only was this whole like cheating thing, you know, in the air, but I was thinking maybe someone stole my identity and they were using my identity. To make reservations. Well, you know, I don't know. I'm an idiot. Question, question, question. My question is, is that it sounds like as you guys were having the conversation, there's two very different vibes going on. She's got a vibe, which is, can you explain this, please? And you've got a vibe that is like... So far away from that, yours is like, what is going on? Yeah. That the two vibes must have been really weird on the phone. You know, her doing the, hmm, and you doing the kind of angry. Yeah, because you don't know what's going on. Yeah, for sure. For sure. Oh, man. Yeah. It was kind of messy for a minute. How did she finally come to the, you know, like, what was the moment where she was like,
my husband's not cheating uh when i reminded her that we went there in june and i used the internet to make the reservation because when you do that you've got to give like you know your address and a lot of personal information um and so as soon as i reminded her of that it was like oh okay and it all made sense right wow now you got a free pass Stop. This email is about when I do the shaking thing. It says, hey, Mikey, getting the shakes is totally normal. Don't worry about it. Happy holidays. Michael J. Fuck. Oh, that's right. Michael J. Fuck. That would do it. From P1 Headcase. You are a headcase. That is terrible. Insensitive. It's insensitive. I'd get rid of that one. Gary Hoey tonight. He's going to be at the belly up tonight. Gary Hoey. Solana Beach. That's right. Yeah.
The Belly Up is a cool place to see a show. And Gary will be rocking there tonight. And coming in tomorrow. Oh, sweet. Very nice. Where the one chance a year Rob becomes a roadie and he loves it. My favorite thing ever. It's kind of weird. They have a pretty funny chemistry. Gary Hoey and Rob, like, they really work well together. Like, Rob legitimately loves being Gary's rodent. Yes. Awesome. His guitar tech. And Gary thinks he's a real nice guy. Yeah. Trust me with all the equipment, and I know it's all really expensive, so I love setting it up. I'm very professional when I do it. Check. Check. One. One. Sybil Lynch. Yeah. Hot. Check. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Does everyone know who Jenna Fisher is? Everybody's cool on Jenna Fisher? We all get who Jenna Fisher is, right? Sure, of course. She is Pam on the TV show The Office. Love her. She was on the Today Show yesterday. Cut eight. The thing that amazes me about the Today Show is... I know. Talk about it. Dude. They're a big network and everything, and so when they do broadcasts that are outside...
The thing that's amazing about them is the audio quality is like they haven't even left the studio. Oh, totally. Yeah. And so, you know, when you hear the audio back, you think, wow, I can't even tell. Are they in the studio or are they outside on the streets of New York? It's impossible to tell. It's great. Here's Jenna. Here's Jenna. Talking about audition. Now, let's see if we can hear anything here. Because I've talked about this before. The audio quality will be better because now she's on Regis and Kelly. But I've talked about this before. I believe that Jenna Fisher is in real life in love with John Krasinski, the guy that plays Jim. Right. And so in this clip, she's going to talk about auditioning with him. I've not heard this clip. But I wonder if we listen to it, if we can hear the excitement in her voice about John Krasinski. Yeah, a little giddy. Cut 28. I'm so disappointed that... The strike happened because our characters of Jim and Pam finally got together and now I don't get to see where it's going to go. I've been waiting three years for this. But people are going to, I mean, we're going to hang on. We're going to hang on with you to see where it goes. But you two always had chemistry together from the first episode. Well, when we were in our audition, they had a final audition where they had four Jims and four Pams and over two days they mixed and matched us and we auditioned for the producers. And on the third
The second day, John nudged me as we were leaving and he said, you're my favorite Pam. I hope you get it. And I said, you're my favorite Jim. I know you're going to get Jim. I just know it. So I thought, well, if the guy who I think is going to get Jim thinks I'm the best Pam, maybe I'm going to get the part. And when they called me and told me I got the part, my first question was, who's Jim? And they said, John Krasinski. And I called him up and we screamed. Oh, that's so great. And it's just been, I just couldn't do it without him. I think it very obviously you could hear in that clip. She's very deeply in love. Oh, yeah. No writer's strike. We have no idea what's going to happen with Pam and Jim, even though it doesn't matter since I haven't watched that show for four years now. What? I don't watch it anymore. Because, I mean, Eddie, you've told me yourself, like, you'll come in, you'll say, is bad again? Is bad again? Yeah, that was when they were doing those hour-long episodes. I did not like that. But once they got back to the half-hour format, I think it got better. Did it get back to the way it used to be?
No more like what I hate over-the-top Dwight stuff. I hate over-the-top Dwight. They don't do as much over-the-top Dwight stuff as they do over-the-top Michael stuff. Yeah. I just think it's unnecessary. Amy Winehouse got arrested yesterday, then released. For what? Well, this is all in connection with her husband allegedly bribing this guy in his assault case because he's accused of beating some dude up and then was trying to allegedly pay off witnesses in the case. So, yeah, she was arrested yesterday and then released on bail and must attend a court hearing in March. What was the charge? Well, they questioned her and then they go on to say that it is common for witnesses to be placed under arrest before they go through initial questioning. But it's weird that she had to pay bail and then will have to be in court in March. Eddie, what San Diego Chargers are going to be headed to Hawaii for the Pro Bowl?
Well, Mike, we got the usual suspects in LaDainian Tomlinson, Antonio Gates, Lorenzo Neal, although he's probably not going to play with his broken leg, Sean Merriman, Jamal Williams, Kasim Osgood, and then for the first time, Antonio Cromartie and Chris Thielen. There you go. They had eight players, which is tied for second most with the Patriots. Oh, man. The most with 11, the Dallas Cowboys. America's team. Mike Huckabee is denying push polling. Excuse me? Sky, what is push polling? What is that? Push polling. So basically, push polling. Polling? Yes, polling. Okay. Stop it. Okay, we got it, Mike. It's called push polling. Two Ps. What is it? So basically it's when you get a call and it seems like you're participating in a poll. Like who do you like better? Who would you choose? Who would you vote for? Blah, blah, blah. And then after you, depending on who you pick in this alleged poll, it then goes on to either basically kind of tell you you're awesome or else it then goes on to bash the person you pick depending on who's behind said push polling. So be like this. Eddie, you answer the phone. Okay.
Hello. I was just going to ask you, who is your favorite morning radio show? Well, I'm going to see here. I listen a lot to the Mikey Show. Okay, well, I just want to let you know Mikey's an alcoholic. Did you know that? Did you know Mikey's an alcoholic? Yeah, he talks about it. Did you know that Mikey's a fat? Don't. Well, I wouldn't necessarily say that, but... Let me tell you who ain't fat. Who's that? Tony and Chris. I'm just going to let you know that you might have said Mackie's your favorite show. But I'm just going to tell you, and that's a great show. Listen to that Markie, man. No, it's Mikey. My friends are listening in. Speakerphone. Who's y'all in the background? That's my daughter. Is that your daughter? What's her name? What's her name, that one? Who is it? I'm sorry about her. Hey, little girl. Sweetheart, I'm on the speakerphone. What's your name, girl? Sarah. Hey, Sarah, how are you, baby? How you doing, baby? How you doing, little Sarah?
You ever heard Tony and Chris show? I like Mikey. You know, Mikey's an alcoholic. Um, okay. Well, that's what I'm saying. Do you want to grow up to be like that, Sarah? Yes, I want to do it ever. She did. Well, y'all, I think you should listen to... Well, no, no, no, no. I don't think you... No, no, no, y'all. I ain't saying who you... I ain't saying who you should listen to. Hang on, little girl. Hang on, sweetheart. Baby, hang on a minute. Hang on now. I was just going to tell you. Tony Chris, a wonderful show. We told you we liked the other one. You said you liked the Markie show. I don't know really too much about him other than that pass with the alcohol. You better go take care of your daughter now, alright, dear sir? She's having a fit. I'll talk to y'all later. Hey, Pa, you want me to go get the taser? Who's that? That's my boy. What's his name? Robert. Hey, little boy, how are you? Not too shabby. What are you talking about, taser over there? What is that? That's her medicine. You're saying the taser is your sister's medicine? Yep. Don't say!
How do you administer that medicine? Three shocks a day, sir. All right. Well, you guys all just keep listening to that Mikey show and know what he's all about, all right? That's a good one. See you later, then. Talk to you later. And that's how it works. The Mikey show continues. Thank you for being big enough to laugh at yourself this morning. Library before the test. What a great idea. And breakfast. Breakfast? Yeah, I wish. Wait, what's that? A mixed skillet burrito from McDonald's. It's new. That's huge. Shh. Quiet. Sorry. Mickey D's makes my morning, man. Seriously, this thing's got everything. Like what? Like savory sausage and scrambled eggs. Whoa, is that cheese? Yeah, two kinds. And fire-roasted bell peppers, dude. Is it spicy? Huh, salsa roja, man. And stuff with real skillet potatoes wrapped in a warm tortilla. That's a fistful of flavor. Excuse me, gentlemen. You cannot eat in the library. Oh, you can't? No. Now hand that over. Okay.
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They were actually playing a hit that wasn't one of the things I was even complaining about. They were playing a crack back hit, which was legal. They didn't play the hit that was out of the screen three plays later that I actually got rolled up on and laid a hit. What was that hit all about, and what did that hit look like? I was 10 yards away from the play and running down to the ball, and I was held by one guy and rolled up on by another, so they both got fined for that. Coach Fisher says he never did that. You know, like I said before, that's what players and people came up to me after the game. and said that he ordered this. Was it Titan players that said that? It was some of our guys. I don't know if they spoke to Titan players or what, but I think they just made that whole thing a lot bigger than what it was. Obviously, they would have thought that they might have thought that I ran an event or hit them intentionally, but it wasn't intentional at all. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. A little Christmas stuff from Mariah Carey, Boston Rob, your favorite. Absolutely. Sweet, sweet Mariah. Hockey. the angels. Hack them. It is 9.02. The president plans to sign a new fuel economy legislation today. ESPN is reporting that Bill Parcells is likely to accept the offer from the Atlanta Falcons to become their vice president. Could he technically decide that the best person for the head coaching job is him? He vehemently has said he will not coach.
Yeah, but remember, this is the same Bill Parcells who vehemently said he would not return to coaching after the Jets job and did. Correct. He vehemently, I don't know what I just said. Right. I'm going to be honest with you. Well said. Vietnamese. He Vietnamesely says a lot of stuff. Yeah. Okay. Well, he'll say, you know, he's not going back and then he does. I don't know any of this. Wait, no, wait. No questions. I didn't ask necessarily. But I do have one more question for you, Bill. Will you return to coaching, yes or no? Anything else, folks? I'm leaving. I just had one question. What kind of plays are you going to run if you become the coach? I don't know any of this. You almost got him, Eddie. He almost answered. Do you know? Apparently there is a huge... What? So messed up. Uh-oh.
Yeah. There's a dead one in the road by our house. Whoa. A dead rat? Did you poke it? Like a real one? Yeah. Did you poke it? No, I did not poke it. Are you sure it's a rat? Yes. Probably a squirrel. It's not a squirrel. Did you look at it? No. It's a squirrel. Take a picture. Squirrels are cute. Yeah. Rats are from hell. No. No. That is not true. I don't know that. Some of the friendliest animals. Well, Mike, I mean, you shouldn't worry too much. These rats are only about five times the size of the big rats you see running around the city, like in Manhattan and stuff. Oh, my God. How big is that? Like, how many pounds? They're saying about three pounds. Whoa! Yeah. That's not fair. That's like a little dog almost, but a rat. Why? Why? Why would God let that happen? Okay. Come on. There are. Awful. It looks cute in the picture. You have a picture? Yeah, you want to see that? Yeah, see? It looks kind of cute with that guy holding that big old thing. You can put a saddle on that. You see how big that thing is? Hold it up. That's crazy. You want to check this out? No, I don't. That's crazy. It's like a little chipmunk. No, it's like a big chipmunk. Let me see it. Brace yourself, Mike. Look at that tail. Look at that tail. Verma.
Okay, calm down. That is so filthy. Can you imagine how filthy they are? Oh, I bet they stink, and I bet they're slimy. Slimy? They're wet. You've got to think of it like this. They never bathe. So it's like the older the rat, the more... Unlike the other forest animals. They all take a shower. Bubble baths. Bubble baths. Okay, but maybe all animals aren't on the ground all the time in dirt. Yeah. I was supporting you and then you turned on me. I know. I don't know. Why do I even bother? I don't even know. No, don't. Don't turn on me. Don't tase me, bro. Don't tase me, bro. Don't tase me, bro. No, I didn't understand, bro. Yeah, and it says here that they're not a fan of the climate in Indonesia. Why don't they move? So they were looking for a more, you know, like a sunny, dry place, something kind of coastal where they speak English. Got it. Oh, no. Oh, really? Yeah, well, they only speak English, these giant rats, so they're looking for a lot. Mikey Show, hello. Hello. Mikey Show. Hey, is this Rob? No, it's Mikey, man. You're on the air.
What's going on, Mikey? Hey, this is P1 Lance Criminal. What's up? Hey, I was going to say about the rat thing. My wife has actually two rats, and they actually really don't smell that bad, but they are a mess, though. Yeah, they are. They're pretty damn disgusting. Well, yeah. They eat and leave the wrappers all over the place. It's garbage! They'll put stuff in the microwave and they won't clean the microwave out. Yeah, they'll like splatter on the side. They'll splatter like the spaghetti sauce all on the side of the microwave. They leave one sip of OJ in the container and put it back in the fridge. My wife is always telling them, put a paper towel on that if you're going to put it in the microwave. Don't just... Never use a coaster. Don't, yeah. It's the worst. Yeah, we have rings all over the tables because of those rats that are just... They don't care. Do whatever they want to. A 14-year-old girl on a cruise ship got rescued by the USS Ronald Reagan. Wow. Her appendix ruptured. And so she's out in the middle of, you know, wherever. Off the coast of Baja. And so what they do is that Ronald Reagan, they fly a helicopter. They took a helicopter ride.
In the Honky Kong 2. That's not true. That's what I heard that they did. That's a helicopter ride in the Honky Kong 2. So they went and picked her up, and they took her back to the USS Ronald Reagan, and they performed surgery on her on the Ronald Reagan. Cut 37. It would have been fatal if it was untreated over time. The fact that the Navy decided to... send us south to pick her up was very much to her advantage. I bet she, and now she's back. Yeah, they arrived in San Diego, I believe it was yesterday morning, and then she was checked into Children's Hospital. I bet she had it pretty good on that ship. Oh, that's what she was saying. Like, everybody, you know, treated her like a princess. Yeah, they give her great care. Those ships now, man, they're real nice. My dad said they weren't that bad back when he was on them in 1902. And so now they've come a long way since then. So do you guys, when you get Christmas gifts for your loved ones or for your significant others, do you ever have them sent to the house? Yeah? How do you handle it? I'm home during the day. Yeah. So I get them. Because my wife is home during the day. Yeah. So I've had to tell her, don't get anything from the porch. Can't get anything.
She can't even bring it in the house? No, I gotta get it. No, because I don't trust her. What do you mean? I mean, you'd know if the box was open. You would know. We're all little kids inside. She's not going to open it. I don't want her to read it and see where it comes from. You know what I mean? They should make boxes that say, you know, happy dappy doobie doo. You know, they don't say where they actually come from. They should say that. Yeah, you know, happydappydoobydoo.com instead of where they actually come from so people don't know what they're getting. That's odd. That's odd the way you put that. So Eddie's dad is 60 years old. He's 59. He'll be 60 in August. And the guy just got himself a Wii. Wii. A Wii. A Wii. A W-I-I. It's a game console. You play video games on it. Do you know what I mean? Now, a lot of you may wonder, why is a grown man buying a Wii? I got to hear this story, Eddie. When did you find out about this? Last week. Now my wife is IMing me. What? Well, honey, it isn't that... Let me speak to my wife now using a $400 million walkie-talkie. Honey...
It isn't that I don't trust you. It's human nature. We look at the boxes. That's the way that human beings work. Eddie, you want to take this opportunity to talk to her about the zucchini bread? Yeah. I noticed that you had baked Mike some sort of muffin. Some sort of muffin. And I've only been asking for zucchini bread that she used to make me all the time. Every holiday. For like three years now. Oh, no. So I guess it's just over. I guess it's not happening. Which is fine. Which is fine. I just need to know. I need closure. Maybe we should do Zucchini Hotel. I sound like whining little kids. This is The Mikey Show. Al Smith had an idea for a whole new way to cut diamonds. A way to make them look bigger. A way to make them shine brighter. Mr. Smith's incredible diamond blew away the machines that measure brilliance. Al gave Robbins Brothers the exclusive right to sell his diamonds. Mr. Smith's incredible diamond sells for the same price as regular diamonds. But that's where the comparison ends. Come see for yourself. Robbins Brothers, world's biggest engagement ring store. Call 1-800-610-RING or check out our website at robbinsbrothers.com.
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with my boyfriend. Uplifting advice. Dear pig in a blanket. For folks that are feeling down. It's not the sweater that's making her look fat. It's her fat that's making her look fat. And it only happens on the Mikey Show. It's 9-17. Amy Winehouse was arrested and released yesterday in connection to her husband's arrest for trying to bribe a witness. Well, Sean Taylor, even though he's deceased, was named to the Pro Bowl as a starter. There you go. You think the bass is taken away from the vocal? I do. Yes. What happens with parents? When they get older, they revert back to childhood, and we become the parents. The other day, my dad spoke to me for about 10 minutes about, you know what? He doesn't like IHOP like he used to. Wow, that's quite a statement. Makes sense. I love him so much, I listened. Laugh out loud. I had a conversation with him about it. Wow.
Really, Dad? Well, what do you think has changed? I don't know, son, but I think they may have started using a different kind of oil. Oh, no. Oh, wow. Those are the things that are important to him now. It is. That's what, you know. Well, my dad this year is his first year in retirement. He's retired. And I believe he doesn't have a lot going on. He did. When he first retired, he was redoing bathrooms. Yeah, he had a lot of projects. He ran out. Yeah, my mom gave him a lot of projects. And I guess my mom's giving him a break. And it's great for him because he gets to golf and do a lot of fun stuff. Well, our family comes up with Christmas lists every year and was emailed to me. And I was reading it and I got to my dad and he had a bunch of Wii video games on there. And I went, huh? I'm like, what is this? Ashley, get his dad on the phone, by the way. Okay. It was so bizarre. Tiger Woods Golf and all these different Wii games, like Dance Dance Revolution. Oh, nice. Wow. Oh, you got to get him that one. I go, my mom screwed up the list. This must be for my cousin Jay or somebody who got a Wii, but not my dad. My dad is 60. Has he ever played video games? Never. Never. Never.
I mean, I've had every video game system around. He's never played video games with me. And so I called my mom and I said, Mom, you made a big mistake. You put Wii games on Dad's list. And she's like, no, he got a Wii. And a Wii. Wii is the one where you're interactive with it. That's awesome. What did you think when you heard it? Was it scary? Was it funny? What was it? I'll be honest with you. It was disturbing. It disturbed me because I know my dad. And my dad isn't like... She's got him on the phone. Go ahead. I can't even picture him goofing around with that controller. I can't do it. Let's talk to him. Mr. Jim. Hi, how are you? Good. This is Eddie's dad. And Eddie says that you... in retirement have found a new hobby and it's video games you're a gamer you're a gamer well almost you see um i purchased it for myself and for mom to give to me but i she won't let me open it oh that's your christmas present
I haven't got to use it yet. Oh, no. So you don't get to use it. So we get to play it next week, then. That's right. Okay. I can't wait to see this. I'll videotape it for you guys. Please do. I will. Pictures, video, the whole thing. So, Mr. Jim, you asked for the... This was your idea, though. Oh, yes. What got you interested in video games, and why the Wii? Well, we happened to be over at a friend's house that had one. And I was kind of intrigued by it. And it looked like a lot of fun. And, of course, it's supposed to be great for exercising. You know, that's what I'm going to be doing. He will use that thing one time. Yeah. He'll use it one time. I guarantee it. No. Mr. Jim, I know him. Mr. Jim, question. In your opinion, what is Stranger? You having two choices. In your opinion, which is Stranger? You having a Wii? Or me interviewing you as an adult? Well, actually, they're both pretty interesting. Since you've known me since I was 12. I'm trying to imagine him playing that game. I can't, dude. I can't do it. Now, Eddie. What game's new? Wii is easy. Yeah, but I mean, it's goofy. And my dad's not... I mean, my dad is silly, and he is goofy. But I just...
Well, you are. In a fun, positive way. Yeah, I mean, I got my sense of humor from my dad. And, you know, so I just can't imagine him goofing around in that, like, physical way. Right. I just can't. What games do you want? Well, the one that comes with this kind of fun is bowling and all kinds of goofy games and boxing and that kind of thing. And I'm really good at boxing. I've heard that about you. Former Golden Gloves champ. Yeah, read about it in Sports Illustrated. That is great. It's so strange. Now, are you putting it in the living room? Yeah, it's going to be in the family room with the big screen. Obviously. Where else would you put it? That is fantastic. In fact, I've already got it set up, so when I change the input to the TV, it's got a picture of the game there, so I'm all set. I love it. These are the things he does now. This is rad. I cannot wait. I cannot wait for Peggy to see you doing that the first time. Yes! I can't wait for her to see you doing that the first time. I can't believe she's allowed you to get this game. That's the funniest. If you're into it and that's all you end up doing, she's going to get mad at you. She tells me that.
Can't wait to do it, too, so we'll see. Really? Mom? Mom's going to play with the Wii. Dance Dance Revolution. Love it. I asked her if she wanted to see my nunchuck, but she wasn't. What does that mean? Hello. Fantastic. On the air. Fantastic. That is fantastic. Hey, it's a controller. There you go. All right, Howard. Well, listen. All right, Mr. Jim, listen. I'd say good for you. You go for it, and tell us your high score. All right, thanks, and Merry Christmas, Dave. Merry Christmas. We'll talk to you later. Take care. Oh, man. It's Eddie's dad. That's so weird. That is so cool. Getting a Wii. Yeah. I made the worst mistake with my Wii. I put it in Jake's bedroom, and so I never get to play it. Why did you? What the heck? I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. Because I had too much junk in the downstairs. Actually, Ashley, no. I wasn't going to say I had too much junk in the trunk. Oh, that's me. I wasn't going to say that. My bad. That is confused. Yeah. It happens all the time. Yeah. There's too much junk downstairs. Oh. Now, and then so I thought, well, what am I going to do? Put it in the bedroom? Am I going to play like in our bedroom? But that would have been a better choice. See, Jake's room, there's a little recliner in there. But it's not conducive.
I got to ask Tony. Don't you got to stand up and play that controller thing? Well, some of them are like, you know, it's like a gun. So some of them you do, but some of them you don't. And I really like it because it's easy. But I think I got to move it to the room. That's called Tony. Frank Tony has a company called Wireworks. You can do it. Come on, Mike. You can move it. It's just a little system. Unplug it. No, he can't. No, no, no. I can't. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you what. No, I know him. No, wait. But it's more than just plugging it in and putting the connections. No, there's a lot going on, dude. I have a remote control that has like, you know, the words are on there and they got to plug a computer into it and put the words on the remote control and all that. The remote control's got a digital readout. Whoa. Nerd alert. Well, it says we. What's up, George Jetson? Check it out. Check it out. Whatever. What's the future like, buddy? You got flying cars yet? Here I come with my Wii. Look at this. Your food comes in pill form now. That's right. If you have not heard, cut one. Britney Spears' 16-year-old sister is pregnant. Jamie Lynn Spears, the star of Nickelodeon's Zoe 101,
has told OK Magazine she is expecting a baby. She is scared, but she is keeping that baby. The father is Casey Aldridge, whom she's been dating for a while and met in church. As for Britney Spears, Jamie has not told her yet. Well, Britney knows now. I'm sure that Nickelodeon is thrilled. Yes, they are. I had no idea Meadow from The Sopranos is Britney's sister. That's unbelievable. Jamie Lynn Spears. Spigler. Spigler. Yeah. So, Nickelodeon did release a statement saying, quote... Already? This is brand new, right? It was issued late yesterday, but we haven't talked about it yet. So it says, quote, we respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know that it's a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well-being. And our ratings, end quote. That's true. Just when you thought you were getting out on Britney, more. I'm back in. You're back in. All the way back. Man. I thought I was over it. Pull you back in.
I thought I was over it, and then something scandalous happens. Oh, man. And her mother had a book deal that has been put on hold. Yes. Because they feel, well, what are you really going to talk about now? Yeah, how can you, like with a straight face, give parental advice, look at your kids? Is that what the book would have been about? I think it was like about her experience as a mom and raising children in the entertainment industry. What not to do. Tyra Banks had a Christmas party for her staff and stuff. And Skye says it was at like a dive bar, which doesn't necessarily seem bad because sometimes that's fun. Yeah, totally. You know, so that doesn't necessarily seem bad. But they go to the dive bar and she says, first of all, she doesn't stay very long. How long did she stay, Skye? They said a few minutes. So she has a party for her staff. She shows up a couple minutes and she says, I got to go. But before I go, Santa Claus is here. I want to thank you guys for working so hard all year. That's right. And Santa Claus comes in. Got a big sack of cheeseburgers from McDonald's. Everybody gets a cheeseburger. What?
Yeah, because there wasn't any food served at the party, just drinks. Ashley just had a look like, what? Yeah, that's what we were all saying. Like, what? And Tyra recently moved her show from L.A. to New York. So a lot of these people relocated their whole lives. So you would think this year out of any year would be a great year for bonuses or big time gifts. No bonuses, no gifts. You get cheeseburgers and some cocktails. And so people were expecting food at this party, and so they got so drunk that a couple employees actually ended up getting into a bar fight that spilled out onto the street, and one staff member... Two employees? They work for the same company? I don't know if it was two employees or if it was a guest of an employee, but it was their party, and this bar fight spilled out on the street, and one staff member ended up having to be taken away in an ambulance. Are you serious? Yeah, Merry Christmas. So you know how they arrested those two or three kids in the Natalie Holloway case? They brought them back to Aruba. Van der Sloot. Van der Sloot. Ah, van der Sloot. They just let them go. The Calpo brothers. Just let them go. So they re-arrested them and they let them go? Case closed. What? Case closed. Done, over with, case is finished. You guys go ahead and go on home. Oh my gosh. Everything all wrapped up. Why would they arrest them in the first place if they didn't have a case?
Well, they found some new evidence after going through the evidence that they already had and found some things had been overlooked. So I guess at that point they thought it was enough and maybe, I don't know, I mean, it's just my speculation, but maybe they could get the guys to slip up or confess or something. Because still to this day, even though they're closing the case, they believe these are the guys. I mean, there's no doubt in their mind that these are the guys. But what a Mickey Mouse operation they have going on in Aruba. Yeah. We don't do that in the U.S. No. We have evidence. Yeah. We press charges and we go to trial. Yeah, we get all our ducks in a row. Yeah, we don't do it until we're pretty sure we got it figured out. Yeah, dude. We get Columbo out there. We don't get Columbo out there. We take care of business. We don't get Columbo. We get Banachek. Perry Mason. Banachek would do it. Perry Mason, too. He'd get Paul Drake. Okay. Who? Who's that? Well, that's his private investigator. He works with the Paul Drake investigative agents. All right. Thank you. I appreciate that. How does he know that? How does he know that? Wait till you hear what movie Jessica Simpson wants to remake. There you go. The rocks on you. The rocks on you. It takes brass balls. I'll tell you what it is next. Natural food. Earn most people's causes. You going to Doug and Mary's holiday party tonight? Oh, yeah. Hey, what are you bringing? I don't know. Why don't you bring a 12-pack of...
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Rock 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. Well, after a crazy Wednesday morning with all the rain, things have kind of settled down except for one spot. It's southbound on the 5 out of the North County. Still busy from La Costa. Down past an earlier crash at Birmingham and down toward the track. Over on the 15, that started to clean up pretty nicely. A little action there from Ted Williams Parkway off and on down toward Mercy Road. I'm Jeff Daly with Traffic on Rock 105.3. Oh, here's something you may have missed this morning on the Mikey Show. The idea of Sean TV is that Sean watches a lot of TV I like it. And usually it shows that we haven't heard of. The show today, Mikey, is called Kenny vs. Spenny. So they've both eaten in excess of 13 pounds of meat. Sean, I know what this is. What? I know what you're about to do. No, it's good. So it's the final hours of the competition. They're sitting at the table, stuffing down...
The last remnants of the meat. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. Welcome back. 937. Major home insurance companies met yesterday in San Diego and agreed to speed up the claims process for wildfire victims. The rocket Roger Clemens says, I did not use steroids for HG. Okay, Roger. Don't even tell me I did because I'll freak out on you. Okay, Roger. Hey. That's somebody that's supposed to be a good friend of yours saying he injected it into you. Oh, really? Well, why don't you inject this, buddy? Okay, thank you. Thank you, Roger.
So Jessica Simpson says, you know, I like the movie Pretty Woman. Don't know. Nuh-uh. Uh-uh. And that's a classic film. In fact, it's a film that really launched, I mean, really launched Julia Roberts' career. Yeah, for sure. It's classic. 100%. Classic. Modern day classic. So she, bro, what's up? Fist bump. So Jessica Simpson thinks, yeah, that's a perfect role for her. They should remake the movie Pretty Woman and she should be the star of it. Shut up with that. That's offensive. Right. That is ridiculous. That is atrocious. So now at this point, she's only saying it. Is she actually talking to anybody about it? Like serious movie producers and stuff?
Well, no. I'm sure Spielberg is behind that. Yeah, he's right on that, especially with her last two movies going straight to DVD. They did. The last two went straight to DVD. So why does she still think she can act? They never got put in theaters. Maybe she thinks that those were just bad vehicles. Yeah, it wasn't the right thing for her. Someone should tell her. Yeah, but her dad, you know, because her dad's like her biggest fan, and he's been going all over town, you know, over actually like the past couple years telling people that Jessica is going to be the next Julia Roberts. Come on. I guess that's all a matter of your opinion and how you look at it. That's like saying Rob's going to be the next Shaquille O'Neal. Like, the comparison is so far off. Yeah, that's a good analogy. It's not even possible. Where did that come from? Okay. All right. Wait, what come from? What? Okay, all right. I was just making an analogy. All right, yeah. I get it, Chubby. No, it really is. Chubby! Oh, she's laughing. What? Who's this? Don't give her a comment. What? Now, what happened? I mean, compared to you, yeah, but everyone knows who Mike Aguirre is. I think everybody's familiar with the name Mike Aguirre. Unfortunately. Well, the reason we're familiar with him is because he lets us know who he is all the time. He's a city attorney.
Now, if you've lived in any other city besides San Diego, ask yourself if you can tell anybody who the city attorney was ever, ever in the history of cities. When does anybody know the city attorney? Unless the city attorney is going on TV shows and PBS. And by the way, then launching investigations into PBS locally when they don't air. that TV show anymore that he used to be a guest on. Yeah, they canceled it because no one watched it. And he launched an investigation to find out why. Worthy cause. Yes. And so what's the latest? Well, the Union Tribune is running a story today where they talk about that, you know, a while back, Mike Aguirre had... wanted to take legal action to try and eliminate certain pension benefits for certain city employees. So this is all going back to this pension issue and the litigation and all that that's been going on for a long time. Well, so when he was getting all his facts together and getting people ready to be on his side when this goes to court, he hired his former campaign treasurer to be an expert witness for his side. Doing what? Like, doing what? What is an expert witness and what?
um in regards to public pension plans okay so when it comes to pensions this guy is supposed to be an expert an expert um well it turns out that this guy used to uh work for gary okay well that's not illegal there's nothing wrong there's nothing weird about that um if he's an expert well it turns out he is not an expert at all and has never done any professional work related to public pension plans. And on top of that, Aguirre paid him out of city money just under $130,000 for his work on this. And the only real work he did, he never even took the stand because he wasn't an expert. And then the only actual tangible work that he did in regards to this is a one-page report. where he summarized another dude's findings in regards to pension. So basically, he put together a book report of some other dude's findings. That's crazy! So again, and keep in mind, Aguirre is the one who has criticized the mayor for taking, you know, donations and like, kind of, you know...
having people in his pocket and doing favors for friends and all this and that. That is brutal. When he's paying his boy, you know, almost $130,000 out of city money to be an expert witness on something that he knows nothing about and never testified. You want to know why the Union Tribune is probably doing that investigation? Because they know his name. They know who he is. If they don't know who he is, like every other city in America, they don't think to go, we should just check around stuff. Let's just start weeding through stuff. Because you know that's what happened. Yeah, you know there's something there. Well, what happened was, is that the Union Tribune probably went, this guy's interesting. He's in the news. He makes himself very nice. Let's start going through stuff and investigating and finding what we can find. And they found something. Now, they probably wouldn't have done that. If they didn't know who he was. Right. If he was just doing his job and laying low. Laying low and nobody ever heard him. Who do they know? Mike Aguirre, city attorney. You know? Who's going to want to read about that? No one's going to want to read our paper. No one knows who the city attorney was. And why would they even think to go out? The reason they do is because they know he's on top of mind. Karma. He's on top of mind. People know who he is. Good luck with re-election, dude. I believe they get elected city attorneys.
They get elected. I didn't know. They get elected. You go to the polls, you vote for a city attorney. Remember that. My goodness. Have you guys heard about Zoom Airlines? No. Zoom, Zoom, Zoom-a-Zoom. Zoom, Zoom. We're gonna Zoom-a-Zoom-a-Zoom, Zoom, Zoom. Did anybody ever watch the show Zoom when they were a kid? Zoom, Zoom, Zoom. I watched Zoom. Orange and yellow shirts all the kids wore. Well, there's a new airline called Zoom. Zoom, Zoom. And they're going to... Hey! Why? They're going to start flying nonstop flights from San Diego to London next summer. What? Okay, which is, you know, in itself is pretty cool. Because right now you can't get on a nonstop from here to London. You can't, you can't. London gentlemen, here I am. I've been trying. I know people in London. I love that city. Can I get my monocle ready? I'm off. Earl Grey tea, please. Time for me to get my Big Ben on.
So this airline, Zoom, is going to fly nonstop to San Diego, nonstop from San Diego to London, and they're going to offer round-trip tickets. Give it to me. $500. Get out! I'm in. Whoa! For real? Are you sitting on the wing, or what's the deal? Dude, seriously. So I guess the way that Zoom Airline works, it's... They refer to it as an economy fare airline. And basically, so there's two kinds of seats you can buy. You can buy just regular economy or you can buy premium economy. The regular economy seats, 500 bucks. Round trip, San Diego to London. Premium economy is about 900 round trip. And with that, you get some additional leg room, meal, and drinks. What? Yeah. And they say that the cheapest comparable flight would be a Delta flight, which has one stop, and that costs you $1,300. That's the next cheapest flight. You've got to be kidding me. Yeah, so $500. It'll start in June. It makes you wonder, like, how can they afford to do it? Right. Well, it's funny because San Diego Airport actually kind of had to do a bidding war to get them to come here. We were fighting with San Francisco and Seattle.
for Zoom to fly, you know, direct to London. And so we offered Zoom $200,000 in marketing incentives for them to pick San Diego, and they did. And so they'll offer, starting in late June, they will have a flight. Late June, 08. Oh, wait, yeah. Six months from now. Yeah, they'll have two flights a week, one on Monday and one on Fridays. Dude. Awesome. Listen to this. Fellas listening. Yeah. How would you like to fly you and your lady to London round trip for a thousand bucks? I'd love to do that, Mike. It's amazing. If only I had a thousand dollars. Or any money at all. That's really amazing. That's great. That is. I wonder if it's super uncomfortable. I wonder. Who cares, Mike? NyQuil. NyQuil's his answer to everything. Take that. Wake up in London. Money. Gross. Healthy. Jennifer loves you. It's not pregnant. Yeah. Rumors have been flying everywhere because she got engaged, because she had those pictures with a little extra junk in the trunk. Yeah, she's so fat. Well, no, she's not shot. She's not fat. She's shot. Obese, then. Hey, man. So she has issued a statement regarding the pregnancy rumors saying they are 100% false and she is not pregnant.
You have something right here, Skye. Should you tell people that? You got it. Oh, thank you. What do you mean? Should you tell people when they have stuff? I've been looking at that thing on her. You just now said it? I don't like it when people tell me when I have stuff in my teeth or on my face. I don't like it. Does it depend who's telling you or you don't like when anybody... Oh, if it's my wife, I could care less. I love it. Is she better? No. Right. But anybody else is kind of embarrassing. I agree. You don't like it, Ashley, when people tell you that there's something in your teeth? Like if you got a man overboard? It just makes it instantly awkward. Batman's out of the Batcave? Question. What if it's Eddie or me or Sky or somebody on the show tells you? I would be very uncomfortable. Really? Still? Yeah. I think the only person I would be comfortable... Oh, God. I think anyone.
Because I was going to say maybe Skye because she's a girl, but I think I'd still be uncomfortable just because it makes it awkward. Instantly awkward. Eddie, where do you stand on people telling you stuff's in your face? Depends who it is. Skye. Like... You're okay with it if it's Skye? No, I'm saying. I'm asking him. I'm trying to answer. Oh, I thought he said it. Do you mind? I had my name. I figured I was being addressed. Plus, you're not talking to me. La, la, la, la, la. I'm talking. Oh, no. Oh, yes. How dare you. Wasn't necessary there. Even though I'm super comfortable with this guy, I would say no. Really? Yeah. You're a girl. I don't want to, like, have you... Cooties. Yeah. You tell me I could care less. Yeah, I don't care if you tell me. Because you would do it funny anyway. But... I don't really want Seth to tell me anything, so... No. Well, you couldn't understand him if he did. True. Rob, what are you...
Something what? Where? Hey, dude, there's something right... Right where? What are you talking about? Oh, you almost got... Ah! Ah, speak up! Now it fell in there. Huh? Rob, where do you stand on stuff on your face? I would rather somebody tell me. Like, my girl didn't tell me I had something in my teeth the other day, and I had to find it myself, and I was kind of upset. Why didn't you tell me? Kind of thing. I mean, I let it go, but... And then there's also, like... I don't get upset at them. I just think, oh, how embarrassing. I've had this... I've had this... The skin that wraps around a pinto bean on my tooth. Of course it would be that. Of course. Well, we're talking about me. You know what I'm saying? Either way, it's embarrassing. Any way you slice it. That happens. Yeah, because you're like, if they say, hey, you got something on your tooth and you look in the mirror and there's the skin of a bean on your tooth, you go, oh, that must have looked so lame when they saw it. Wouldn't you rather be embarrassed to the one person who's telling you rather than walk around your whole day being like everybody who saw you? I would rather have the wishful thinking that before I got to everyone else, I would discover it myself. Right.
I also want to have the wishful thinking that the person that I talked to five minutes ago didn't see it and it was stuck in my upper gums and moved there after I left talking to them. And so they probably didn't see it. I'll talk myself into that. That probably just migrated from the top of my gums to my tooth after talking to that person. Ashley? That actually just happened to me where I witnessed... I think what is maybe the most awkward scenario when this happens, I was hanging out at my friend's house, and I was with my crazy friend Jillian, who's in town from Idaho, and she just outwardly told my friend, who she hasn't seen in a year, who barely knows her, that he has something like a booger. Oh, my God. Literally, it was like mid-conversation. Like, me and him were talking. She interrupts him and goes, you've got something right here. It was a booger. And then it was so awkward after that. Yeah, then what does he do with it after he gets it with his hand? Now what? Like, now what do I do with my own boog? Keep talking to me like nothing happened. And then she was like, well, no, no. No, that's me. Yeah, down the hatch. But, I mean, most people.
And then she was saying that the nicest person is the one who tells you. And I don't agree with that. Well, I don't know if it's about the nicest person. Why does it matter? Let's make her an award. Isn't it preference? Yeah, but I like how she's made herself into having little wings. The hero. All matter of fact. She's like, well, the nicest person is the one who tells you. Because I'm like, why did you just do that, Jill? The award for nicest person goes to... Let's take a look. I hope it's... We knew it. It's Jillian for telling the guy who had a booger on his nose. Because she told him... Congratulations. And accepting the... Jillian can't be with us tonight. So live via satellite... Oh, what do we got? Live via satellite is Zeth. And he is coming to us for whatever reason. He's doing a USO tour. He's in Bahrain. Oh. Here. Jillian... I can't understand. Maybe it's a connection with the satellite. It's not. No? The delay, maybe? Jillian... What?
She thinks that it's a nice... Bro, you suck at talking. Oh! Oh, that was a little harsh. I'm just saying. That was a little harsh. A little bit. P1 Rosie's on the line. Hi, Rosie. Hello? Go ahead. You're on the air. Oh, hi. Rosie Antone! Rosie Antone! Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie O'Donnell. Sorry, Rosie. Please continue. Go ahead. I just wanted to mention that a couple weeks ago I went to Walmart and I saw a lady coming out of the restroom with her dress tucked into her underwear. Are you talking from a saltwater aquarium? That'd be cool. It sounds like she's underwater. Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie, your cell phone has a bad connection right now. It's hard to hear you. Call us right back. Call us right back. She's on her Zep phone. Maybe she's out on her cruise. Oh, Rosie O'Connell. Rosie's family cruise. Rosie's family cruise. She was about to say that she's called a stranger. She's got to come back on and tell us a story. Oh, that can't be true. Did you hear what she said? A stranger? I couldn't understand her. It was like she was underwater. She said a stranger was walking out of the bathroom, but her skirt was tucked in her underwear.
See, I would tell. Yeah, I would tell that. Yeah, that's ladies telling ladies stuff. But that's a stranger. But that's humiliation. Her bum is hanging out, dude. What's the difference, Ashley? Well, she would... See, that's total humiliation. You're in public. You want to save that woman from exposing her butt to strangers. Let me tell you something. A guy could walk out of the bathroom and his testicles could be showing. And I would not say a war day. No way. Well, that's a chick thing. You're on your own, bro. You're on your own. Do you guys remember? Guess what, bro? It's going to be a bad day for you. It sucks, man. Dude, do you guys remember at the comedy show that Rock 105.3 put on and Craig Gass? had his zipper down and nobody wanted to tell him and i'm like i'm not boxers was he wearing boxers or oh i wasn't trying i just saw a little he was not no did you see underwear yeah i saw a little fabric i don't know i just you know all i knew is i saw the fly was down i didn't want to look and so i'm going to eddie going dude you got it you can't let this guy go on stage and that's what i said hell no and i'm like not only that i think it would be funny so i finally go up and tell him like hey dude um p1 jennifer are you there
Yes. You got a question. I have a question for Ashley. Yeah. So Ashley, when your friend told that guy that she saw the booger there or whatever, did you notice it while you were talking to him? And if you did, why, why? I mean, then wouldn't you want to be told to if you had like a booger hangout? hanging out of your nose while you're talking. It's probably moving. Yeah, Ashley, did you see it? Did you see it too? Because it was on the left side of his face and he was kind of facing me to the right. So Jillian was sitting to my left. So we were kind of in a circle. She was in direct, you know, path of the booger. I didn't see the booger. Now, if you did, would you have said something? I would not have said anything. I would not. It's not even worse. Because he was in the middle of telling me a story. And, like, I think also, just side note, he has a, like, crush on me. So it would have just made it super fine. Oh, boy. Take a number.
If we're being honest here, I think he's like every other man I've ever met. He's a male on earth. So I think he liked me. So Rosie's calling back. When we come back, we'll ask her what she said to the stranger. Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie O'Donnell. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. You can go right to that counter, and there's just going to be a tremendous selection. Not only selection, but unique pieces that you don't see everywhere.
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Yeah, you can get the CD. You can get a bunch of different products from Cricket. You know, I mean, you don't have to, but they're awesome stuff. They sell the best stuff there. I hope Ashley doesn't, like, hog up a big old part of the signing part, you know? Oh, like she does every year? Oh, you know how, like, when we sign, she takes up this big old space. I'm like, well, where's everybody else supposed to sign now? Doesn't matter. Hey, why don't you guys figure it out? Yeah, cry me a river. Yeah, why don't you guys just get something else to write on or something? Yeah. Get your own CD. Yeah. So anyway, we'll be out signing tonight. Come out and see us. It's going to be me, Eddie, Sky, Ashley, Boston Rob, and Zeth. I hope Sky doesn't write a bunch of jackass stuff like she does in here. She always does, man. She always puts really rude stuff on when we sign. How dare you? I'm going to be the last one signing. No way. You're first. You are first. No, because you guys write jackass stuff, and then I need to retort. Let's see. Shut up, Eddie. I can't wait. What is Cricket's website? It's mycricket.com slash San Diego. You can't smell it on my breath. It doesn't make me stumble around or pass out. But it gives me a tremendous buzz. I'm talking about gambling. I loved the action and I thought I could win it all back. In the end, I lost more than money. I hurt everyone who cared about me. If the funds become something that's hurting you or your family, get help. Call 1-800-GAMBLER.
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I get all the different magazines, all the car magazines. I get Motor Trend. I get Car and Driver. I get Automobile Magazine. And so to me, a lot of these concepts in these cars, they're like celebrities. So I'm going to see a lot of these automobile celebrities, like the new Nissan GTR that I've been reading about. It's got 400 and some horsepower. All these cool vehicles, they're going to be out there. Toyota's got their off-road, on-site adventure. So if you're into four-wheel drive and you're into that kind of stuff, go out there and check that out. It's going to be really, really cool. I'll be hanging out. Let me give you the website. sdautoshow.com Open water bottle. Hey, guy. K-I-O-Z, San Diego. What the hell is that? They are... Eddie's down. Down goes Eddie. Eddie and Sky are carrying on. Eddie, we're doing the kiosk. Get up, dude. Come on, guy. What just happened? Eddie got out of control. What happened? You know we got through everything? We're awesome. We did. I'm sitting here looking at all this stuff. We got through everything.
A Northern California family went missing after looking for a Christmas tree. What did they do? I don't know. Why do people do stuff? So it's a divorced couple with three kids. So the father and the three kids on Sunday took the kids to go look for a Christmas tree in Northern California in Butte County. And they haven't been seen since. And the car has been found. But no trace. Is it like by, where is it? Well, it's in Butte County. It's like an unincorporated little town. So I looked it up. You know, Chico is in Butte County. So Northern California. But yeah, they found the car Monday night, but didn't find any signs of the family. So obviously the mother slash ex-wife is just devastated and hopes the family's found. Christina Aguilera is scheduling her birth. The birth of those kids. Those kids. Birth of the kid. I don't know. Six tuplets. Oh my gosh. She looks great for six tuplets. Seven tuplets. When's she doing it? January the 10th. If everything goes well. If she doesn't need to have the baby early. So January the 10th. She's a baby. She's a baby. Dirty.
I don't even hear her singing. Count me in. They always think it's cool. It's not cool. It sounds contrived. It sounds like you did that on purpose. It never sounds real in general. Rob does that in every single one of his songs. I do it on purpose, too. He is a gay man. I like Rob. She's alright. Hey, alright then. What is that hat? My Celtics one. I don't like that. A dirty one. Filthy. White hat's clean. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Maybe you shouldn't get a white hat, right? I love white hats. Racist. Clearly. Remember when I used to play this clip at KSJO? Yeah. When we would get negative calls? Yeah.
That's funny. Played this clip of it. I am beautiful. You guys suck. All right, let's get out of here. 570-1053, right? Come on. Yeah, let's get out of here. Yeah. We're going to be at a CD signing tonight. Come see us. The only person that can't be there is Sean because he don't live here. He lives in the Bay Area. He wouldn't come anyway. That's right. Sean wouldn't come anyway. That's the truth. Or he would come and he would wear a surgical glove. A hazmat uniform. That's right. Oh, great idea. Next time. Okay. 570-1053 is the number. So here's where we'll be. $53.99 El Cajon Boulevard, corner 54th and El Cajon. Tonight, 5 to 7. $53.99, are you out of here? That's not how it is. Any chance to get that in there, right? Shut up. All the money that we make from the CDs go into the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society, so come buy one. They're only $9.99. I'll be the girl with the straight hair. No, no, no.
You might not recognize me, but... That's right. Sky will have straight hair. Oh, my gosh. The listeners are going to freak. You going to keep it that way? Well, I figure. It's a nice little novelty act, so I'll just keep it through the appearance tonight, and then when I get home, I'll watch it. It's garbage! Well, you know, my... Oh, no. My feelings on it are as far as... Well, I mean, yes. What I tried to... Since you're asking, what I tried to do is always keep your fans guessing. I've found in entertainment... This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for my fans to get a shot with a beautiful unicorn. What I have found... What I have found is that, you know, my fans know me with the curly hair, but every once in a while, and because it's the holidays, I like to give them just a little treat. But no pictures, please. No flash photography. They enjoy bringing joy into their pitiful lives. Shut up. You know how Britney changes her outfit so paparazzi can take different pictures of her? Right, because I'm on the same level. Right, definitely. So, you know, this will be an exclusive chance.
I knew you couldn't resist. You know who does my hair? What'd you say? Do you know who does my hair? Who? No, tell me. Hairstylist to the stars. Oh, well, duh. Well, that is true. What are you talking about? I did have quite an opportunity yesterday. What? My hairstylist does J-Lo. Really? Mariah Carey, Christina Aguilera. No, Jennifer Aniston. Tom Cruise's ex-wife. Shut up. Lauren's wife. She did Lauren's wife when he was alive. I had no idea. That's right. Yeah, Lou Bush's wife. And Warren Zavon, so thank you. Has a salon, and once a month, they get a celebrity guy who dyes the hair for Jennifer Aniston. Horatio San. Yeah, I was, he's awesome, dude. And that's who did your hair. Marsha Clark, Joan Amis. And it was crazy, because all the chicks that were there, like, all had pictures of Jennifer Aniston, and were trying to, like, look like her, because they knew he did the hair. Alex Bennett. Oh my God. He was amazing. Barbara Roll. So you have a Well, yesterday I did, yeah. It was awesome. That's huge. It was legit, man. See, what did you say? I've been talking to Ashley. What are you like dorks doing? Micah show, hello. Shut up. Yes. This is P1P52. What's up, dude? Hey, as you guys were talking about those rats earlier on, I went out to New York a couple of years ago. My cousin's owned an Italian restaurant.
And they would go out back, and you would see wolf rats, and they are rats the size of cats. That's so awful. Yeah, and the reason they call them wolf rats is because they got long about, maybe about two or... Don't want to know. Oh, you're going to help. Thanks to know. That's why. Just don't. Mikey show. Sure. Earlier, you guys did a bit with an accent, Tasey and Ashley. Can you guys podcast that, man? That was funny, man. Yes, we will. Yes, we will. We will podcast that. Thanks, man. You got it. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey. What's up? What's up, man? Yeah, I just wanted to let all you guys know in case I don't get to call in or I don't get through. I just want to say happy holidays to everybody. I know. It's so close, man. We've only got a couple more days on the air, and then we're going to be off for the Christmas break. Hoop! We'll be back just after the new year. So about a week. Shut up! Thank you very much. Appreciate it. We're going to play Oh Holy Night tomorrow and Friday because we only get two more days of it. Awesome! Can't play it again until the day after Thanksgiving. Mikey Show, hello. What's up?
I wanted to ask Eddie a question about fantasy football. Go ahead. I wanted to ask Eddie a question about fantasy football. Yeah, no, no, dude. Go ahead. You're on the line. I am starting. I have Pittsburgh defense, and I also have the Chicago Bears defense. I was wondering who I should start because I also have Greg Jennings and Ryan Grant, but I also have Steven Jackson who plays against Pittsburgh. Well, I mean, the Bears have not been looking very good lately, especially on defense, so I would start the Steelers, and Sky agrees. Yep, good pick, Eddie. That's what I was thinking. Even though I have Steven Jackson? Even though? Well, it sounds like you are, you know, screwed either way. Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. This is like the championship game. You can have Andrew Jackson as far as I'm concerned. It's not going to matter. Yeah, go with the Steelers. I mean, out of nowhere, dude. You can have Michael Jackson if we're being honest. He'll rush for more yards. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. Oh, well then. Hello. Mikey Show, last call. What's up, Mikey? What's up, dude? Just wondering if everybody's going to be playing the same day at poker or if you guys are splitting it up into different days. Oh, the Harris tournament? Yeah. Yeah, that's just me.
Sorry. Yeah, I'm the North County girl. Dude, it's going to be fun. Give me a break. I'm awesome. She calls everything, bro. I do not call everything. Shut up. Hera's Wednesday, January the 9th. All this week we've been wrapping up the show playing our favorite Christmas songs. Who's today? Well, Monday was Ashley, Rob, and Zeth. Yesterday was Sean. Ashley, Rob, and Zeth, they played Mariah Carey, All I Want for Christmas is You. Oh, so good. Good choice. Yesterday was Sean, and he chose Wham. Whoa. Good choice. Gayest Christmas song ever. Not true. It is gay. It is not gay. It is gay. It is not gay. Even homos think it's gay. Yeah, that's right. No, they don't. They love it because it's real straight. I thought it was gay. Now, today is Wednesday. Yep. And today is Skye's choice. Oh, no. As Skye calls it, hump day. Right. Statistically, today's the day. Yes. So what Skye selected as her Christmas song is Tracy Chapman. Eddie's smile just faded to nothing. It's a great song. It looked like paparazzi just called it. For real? That's your favorite? What's wrong with that? Are you making a statement? No. She's being a jerk.
Why am I being a jerk? Listen to the song. It's beautiful. Honestly, in all honesty, in all honesty. Shut up. That's not the song. This song came on the XM radio the other day. Oh, did it? And I swear, I was like, who is this guy? Like, I can't place this guy. No, no, no, no, no, no. Honestly, I thought, in all honesty, I'm being totally serious. I was like, this is nice. Like, this is a good song, but I don't know who this guy is. And then you have to press the buttons to like see who it is. And it said Tracy Chapman. And I laughed out loud. When I was born, it took my female reproduction system out. The thing is, the thing is, is that, you know, she sounds like a he kind of. She's great. She sounds like a he a little bit. Oh, no. A little bit of a deep voice. That's true. That is true. That is true. Oh, my God. It's a female reproduction score. Thank you. So here is Tracy Chapman, Skye's. This is Skye's favorite Christmas song. We'll leave you with it. Lovely and talented Missy up next. Today on the Nooner. She got the Elle Request Lunch. This is Oh, Holy Night by Tracy Chapman. Skye's pick. Late. Gun Mayor.