The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 01/07/08
Monday, January 7, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
headphone technical issuesprogram director maternity leaveweird food eating contestSean Merriman interviewDumb Chick Challengemovie mis‑cast debateZeth love lifeLeonardo DiCaprio bidet toiletBritney Spears Dr. Phil controversyRoger Clemens steroidsNew Hampshire primaryGeorgia kidnapping case
Host Mikey led the show with his regular crew Eddie, Sky, Sean, Ashley, Boston Rob, and Zeth, opening with a comedic confusion over the studio's distribution amp. The show featured a live interview with Chargers linebacker Sean Merriman, a playful round of the Dumb Chick Challenge, and a deep dive into Zeth's love‑life anxieties. Other highlights included a caller’s story about a man eating strange foods for playoff tickets, a debate over movie mis‑casts, and a lively discussion about Leonardo DiCaprio’s high‑tech toilet. Throughout, the crew also touched on Britney Spears’ Dr. Phil controversy, Roger Clemens steroid rumors, and the upcoming New Hampshire primary.
What happened, in order
Headphone Confusion
Mikey and Rob joke about the missing left audio channel, confusing the distribution amp with a district attorney while trying to fix the headphones.
Program Director Maternity Leave
Shauna announces her pregnancy and reveals that 'Boy Blunder' will take over as interim program director during her maternity leave.
Weird Food Playoff Ticket Contest
A caller describes a man eating bizarre substances outside the stadium to win Chargers playoff tickets, which grossed out the hosts.
Sean Merriman Guest Appearance
Chargers linebacker Sean Merriman joins the show to celebrate the playoff win over Tennessee and preview the upcoming Colts game.
Dumb Chick Challenge Gameplay
The crew plays a trivia game where listeners pick which of the three 'dumb chicks' (Sky, Ashley, or Rob) will answer questions for points.
Movie Mis-cast Debate
Eddie, Sky, Sean, Ashley, and Boston Rob argue about actors who were poorly cast in famous films, citing examples like Kristen Dunst in Spider‑Man and Keanu Reeves in Dracula.
Zeth's Love Life Discussion
The team analyzes Zeth's impossibly high dating standards and fear of intimacy, discussing his pattern of pushing potential partners away.
Leonardo DiCaprio's Bidet Toilet
The hosts discuss DiCaprio's $3,200 toilet with bidet features, sparking a humorous debate about bathroom luxury and personal hygiene.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkySeanAshleyBoston RobZethShaunaBoy BlunderRon FuDr. PhilBritney SpearsJamie Lynn SpearsJamie
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Headphones sound weird? Yeah. Hey, Rob, are we all pressed in the right stuff over here? The left. Left side too. No left channel. Yeah. To the left, to the left. Is that right? Right thing's pressed in, Rob? Tell me real loud so I can hear you. Yep. Headphone thing over there? Or below? I don't know. I think it's the DA, Rob. Yeah, the DA, the district attorney. Right. Sean thinks it's something called the DA. Yes, the distribution AM. Yay! distribution amp. Do you know what that is, Rob or no? Rob doesn't know what that is, Sean. Sean, next contract. Do you think you could live here? I would love one. That'd be cool. Ashley, can you get Ron Fu in here or somebody? I struggle with being a prima donna. I don't want to be a prima donna, but I would like to have a studio that just we use and it's locked up. That way, when we come in on Monday, everything hasn't changed.
It hasn't happened for a while. I mean, I'll say that. I mean, I guess in defense to all the different people that feel it necessary to change the controls around for the people on the air. In defense to them. Oh, good. They haven't been inconsiderate for a while. Oh. So, we got that going for them. But I'm sure that when Boy Blunder becomes the program director here in a couple of weeks, he'll change all that. Sure. New regime. That's right. Our program director, Shauna, is pregnant, and when she takes her maternity leave, she's putting Boy Blunder in charge of the registration. So I'm sure he'll have it all under control. He'll figure it all out, you. 570-1053, we'll take your calls. We'll tell you about our weekend. And I guess we dodged a bullet with the storm. It didn't turn into what it was supposed to turn into. It was supposed to be the worst storm in 10 years. Yeah, it was supposed to be the perfect storm. We kind of lucked out. Yeah.
It didn't really happen, which I was really happy for for a couple of reasons. A, the Charger game, and B, I had family traveling back to Arizona that I didn't want traveling in terrible weather. And so it turned out all right. So I have to tell them when it starts to sound good. Now I'm getting used to it. Now I'm not getting used to it. But we've got to do it. We've got to do it. We've got to fix it. We have no left channel, and the right channel sounds really wrong. That did something. Something something. Still not 100%. Testing one, two. Testing one, two. Sibilance. Sibilance. I feel like we are decompressing. Yeah. My ears are popping. I feel like I was in the front row of a concert last night and now can't hear. Ron, do you think people change stuff like over the weekend? People mess with you? Why? I don't know. Who's seen here? I don't know. I don't know. Weird.
Sometimes I wish I was an author for a living. You just write by yourself in a room. No one messes with your typewriter. Yeah, and I wish that I was real successful at it and stuff. Yeah, your typewriter. Well, because that's what Mikey would use. No way, Sky. Come on. You know I'm way too nerdy and into computers and stuff like that. But sometimes I wish that I was a... best-selling author where people are just waiting for my next book, and then occasionally, maybe I would say to my wife, did you do something on the keyboard? Did you press a button on the keyboard? Maybe. But everything has its downside. Have you ever seen Misery? I guess that could happen. Oh, ears. I guess that could happen. Weird ears. But, you know, for the most part, Eddie just had to take his headphones off because it was... Wearing them out. Oh, dude, it's like... Yeah, like you're taking off in an airplane. It's like decompressing, man. It's like weird. It's like weird or something. It's like weird. Oh, I'm drunk. So let me introduce everybody, and then we'll get the show started. And you can call us at 570-1053 and tell us about your weekend or tell us what's on your mind, like what you saw in the news over the weekend that you were thinking, oh, I can't wait to hear them talk about that. Call us about that. Call us about anything you want. 570-1053 is the phone number.
We do open phones at the beginning and end of every show. Don't let that make you think that you can't call in during the show because you can. If it's a good topic, we'll put it on. It just so happens that at the beginning of the show and the end of the show, anything's fair game. Talk about anything you want. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 37 years of age. I live in the northern part of the county. Because my wife grew up there, and that's where she wanted to raise our little boy. So that's where she wanted to live. Okay. If it was up to me, if I had my druthers, I would live more centralized. My wife hates Mission Valley. I love it. She gets scared there. She says that she's very confused driving around in Mission Valley. Really? She says that where Mission Gorge and Friars meet, and the roads sort of... Turn in different directions and do different. She said, oh, she gets so nervous. I'm going to wreck. Oh, my God. I know it. It really scares her. Now my headphones are. Yeah. I can barely hear my headphones. I can barely hear them. People would leave things alone over the weekend. Eddie's our producer and our sports guy. He's 34. Sky's our news girl. She's 30. Sean is our sound effects guy. He lives in the Bay Area. We look at him on a camera. Ashley.
is our assistant producer. She's 24 years of age, and she lives by the beach. Boston Rob is our phone screener, and he's also Zeth's friend. He's 25 and engaged to be married now. He got engaged over the holiday. That's right. That's crazy. And Zeth is the seventh member of the show. He is 22 years old, and he does not have a girlfriend. Something I would love to talk about. I'd love to talk about Seth. We've got to talk about it. I know. Finn's dead, baby. So let's take some phone calls. Mikey Show, hello. Hello. Hi. Yes, I was wondering if, like, when you guys all hang out off time, off work, does Skye's husband hang out there? Sometimes. Most of the time. I mean, if it's something that, sometimes we do stuff where it's just show members.
But sometimes we do stuff where, you know, everybody's invited. And when that's the case, then he's almost always there. Oftentimes, as you guys know, you guys rag on Sky for certain reasons. And, like, if I was thinking, what's he doing at this time? He probably listens to this on the radio. You guys are just, like, making fun of his wife all the time. I wonder if he, does he get mad about it, or? Yeah, he gets mad about it, but when we're together, when we're all together, we don't really rag on her. Like, if he's around out of, you know, respect, we don't want him to get upset. You know, and Sky kind of tells him, you know, if you get upset, you shouldn't listen if it's going to upset you. Right. But he wants to listen. He wants to hear the show, so sometimes he gets upset. And then when we're all together, you know, we don't want to do the whole sky's a beating thing while her husband's in it. I think he secretly thinks it's funny. That's not true. Could be. That could be further from this. Totally not true. But, yeah, there have been many talks between myself and my husband. And, you know, I love the fact that he wants to protect me and keep me safe. But I've explained to him many times, I'm a big girl. This is my job. I have put myself in this position. And it's inappropriate for somebody to...
Kind of like, you know, say you work for a law firm and you're, you know, having a tiff with a co-worker. It would be so inappropriate for your husband to get involved in that, you know? Yeah. So. Yeah, me and Mikey have to tell our wives, you know, same stuff. Like, you know, Sky beats us up at work all the time and don't hold it against her, you know. Because they want to protect us. Yeah, they want to protect us. I doubt that happens. It's different. It does happen all the time. I'm sure. I hope that answers your question. I'm sure it happens. Yes. Thank you. Yes, it does. Thank you. Thank you. Mikey Show. Yeah, I was calling because this morning I was mentioning that I heard the replay on Friday about the food, and I had to change the station. I was still so disgusted about it because I was there, and I had to change the station. You were listening to the replay, but you were actually here when it happened live. Yes. Yeah, we had a guy come down here and eat weird stuff to win playoff tickets. It was on the news. I watched it on the news on Friday night, and they told their viewers on Channel 7. Now, if this, you may need to know that what you're about to see is a little bit graphic. If there's a view that are watching at home with weak stomachs, you may want to turn away from your television for just a moment. A local radio station. That's right. Rock 105.3.
All right, man. Thank you very much. Yeah, it was a pretty weird thing. That guy eating that weird stuff outside. Grossed me out. But hey, the guy won playoff tickets. What do you want? He went to a Charger victory. That's awesome. The Chargers did real, real good. We had to leave early, so I didn't get to see the whole game. I was listening on the radio when LT made that big giant leap, which I later saw. But it's a pretty good day for the Chargers, right? Well, it was a good second half. For the Chargers. I think anybody that watched that first half was probably punching their radios, kicking their TVs, throwing stuff on the field. Damn it! It was rough to watch. And I take full credit for the victory. Oh, congratulations. I'll tell you why, Sky. Why? I watched the first half from the stadium, felt that I was jinxing them and left, and then they won. So that's why they won. Good move. You're welcome. They would have clearly lost. We are in your debt. Yeah, you're welcome, guys. Good man, San Diego. So there it is. And after the game, I listened to Roman Oban. Yeah, how about that? On the post-game show. He was really good. This guy's got a silky voice, huh? I tried to call in and give him stuff about Sky. But the phone just rang and rang and rang, Shauna. It just rang and rang. Nobody ever picked it up. Okay.
No phone screener ever picked up my call, Shawna. It just rang and rang and rang. For a show that takes phone calls and makes the listeners their thing after the game, nobody picked up my phone call, Shawna. I don't know who was in charge of picking up phone calls there. Not that I'm making a point about it or anything, but whoever it was, I just... Did you call 877-570-1053? No, I called 570-1053. That means it rang in here. So you have to dial 877 because it directs them to the other studio. I hope you take note of that, Shauna. Okay. I hope you take note of that. The only way people know how to get to do that is to dial 877. Even though everybody knows our phone number is 570-1053. Yes, Shauna. Every Tom, Dick, and Mikey in the world knows that. Oh, goodness. So if you don't hear that and you try to call in and give your input, that ain't going to happen. Can't do it. Can't do it. Won't work. Well, good for the Chargers. It only gets easier. You guys want to hear the LT touchdown? I sure do. All right. Cup 47. Pinnock blocking for LT. Rivers hands it off. LT on the trampoline. At the goal line. Stretching. Reaching. Touchdown. LT going gangster. The Tennessee Titans defense. They are absolutely bleeding to death right now, Tennessee is. No, gangster. LT was going gangster. What is that?
Yeah, what does that mean, Eddie? He's the best. Is he like spray painting stuff on the sidelines? Shaking people? Why are you guys acting like that? You don't felt that LT went gangster? Going gangster. Jumping into the end zone? Yeah, Hank said he stuck a knife into the carotid artery of the news. That's what he said. Crazy man. Listen, the clip cut off there. I was listening at that point. I was listening, and he's like, he even said something like, The blood is spraying out of the neck of the Tennessee. Well, hey, thank you, Hank. They got him. All right. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Well, you know, for all the stuff we said about Norv Turner, we have to say this, that if that was Morty Schottenheimer and it was fourth and inches on the goal line, we would have kicked a field goal. That's a good point. Yeah. And we would have gone up by, you know, the, the, Field goal, and we're good. Would that have put them away? I don't know. Maybe. But with Norv Turner, gutsy call. He says, you know what? We go for the win. At the end of the day, you got Norv Turner in a Charger playoff victory. Yeah. We won a playoff game. Even LT likes Norv Turner. Cut 46. I think if I had to pick it, probably Norv a little bit more. Because Norv was brought here in an odd situation.
You know, and it was either get us back to the playoffs and win a game in the playoffs or you're a failure. You know, that was kind of what he was giving. And so with Phillip, you know, Phillip is just like us. You know, he's one of the guys, and, you know, if we lose or whatever, then, you know, it's on all of us. It's not just on Phillip. Okay. I was watching that press conference because they were showing it. We were having dinner at Fidel's last night. You guys ever eaten at Mexican restaurant Fidel's in Solana Beach? I think so. Is that good food? So good. It's really good Mexican food. If you swing that way. What? From time to time. If you go that way. When I'm in the mood. If that's your preference, the Mexican food, that Fidel's is pretty good. But, yeah, we were watching the TV in there, and LT's giving that press conference. He's got on this gray turtleneck and, like, a sport jacket over him. My wife goes, do you think that LT decided on the turtleneck, or is that a wife thing? And I go, I looked at her, and I go, you don't like turtlenecks. She goes, I'm not saying, and I go, well, that was an interesting way to ask that question. Did LT decide on it, or did his wife? I go, what do you think, it's gay? Wow. I go, why are you bringing the wife into it? What is that? She goes, well, it's just, you know, you don't see it that often, and so.
And I go, uh-uh. I'm not letting this go, lady. Oh, no. Something up with you and turtlenecks. You think they're effeminate. She goes, it's not my face. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Gotcha. Yo, crap. You're racist. I screamed in Fidel's. You're racist. Hold on. Is what I screamed. I'm a wetterist. Yeah, that's right. You're a turtleneckist. You're something. Turtleist. I'm homophobic. He won Ray. Are you there? Yeah. Hi. Hey, man. What's going on? Not too much. What's happening? I just wanted to... I was calling... You in a sleeping bag right now? You be honest with me. It just sounded like a sleeping bag. Hey, let me turn in my sleeping bag. Get the... Hey. Hey, Mikey. How are you? I just had that sleeping bag kind of comfortable. You know what I mean? Yeah. Hold the flashlight. Yeah, hold the flashlight. Just hold the flashlight to dial the numbers. Go ahead, Ray. Oh.
I just wanted to thank Eddie for a good job yesterday on the pregame show. You didn't hear it yesterday. You're welcome. Job well done, Eddie. Gosh, Eddie's back. Job well done. You're the greatest man. You really are. And also, how insufferable is Phillip Rivers going to be if we do make it to a Super Bowl and win? I don't care at that point. I don't care. He could be the biggest a-hole on the planet, and we've got a Super Bowl. I don't care. Who cares? But, you know, I do have some issues with Phillip Rivers still. You know, him. screaming and jawing at people on the sidelines. You know, yesterday we had an awesome opportunity to interview Dan Fouts at the game. And that guy was a tough son of a gun on the sidelines. I mean, he was yelling at teammates. He wouldn't mess around. But he's Dan Fouts. Like, he can. He earned it. And he earned it. And he went out there and performed.
Phillip's done nothing in the league yet so far to have him get in the faces of other people. Plus, it's his mistakes. So, you know, Phillip, stop it. Knock that off. I don't like it. I'm over it. Makes you nuts. I know you're an emotional player. I get it. But why are you jawing at people on the sidelines? You threw the pick. Yeah. You know, it wasn't anybody else's fault. I was worried about rivers and turnovers yesterday because he hadn't thrown any. And I was just like, oh, man, I hope he doesn't. Well, he threw the one in the end zone, which is when he went to the sidelines and started yelling at people. I wonder what he was upset about. Yeah, there was nothing wrong with the route. It was an underthrown ball, and it got picked off. So what are you mad at? Is the headphone issue, is it done being dealt with? Because I still feel like things sound weird. Ron said that someone messed with it, and he's going to have to come in after the show. What? Are you kidding? I can't. I can't. Rob. Someone messed with it. Back in the KSGO days, Scott, Eddie went at the KSGO days, but Scott was at the KSGO days, and back in the KSGO days, I would leave. Yep. Somebody messed with your stuff, you'd be out. I would leave the program director to have to figure out who to put in there.
like what dj to put in there and they would play music sometimes until somebody would take over sometimes sky would do it oh what's happening shut up that's right oh well yeah i remember the first time it happened i swear i had been at the radio station maybe for like two weeks so i didn't know what anything was and mike walks out and leaves the mics on and i'm sitting there my name's sky what's happening okay the volume level's so messed up eddie had to take his headphones off right now i was talking and oh Shut up. I'm sorry. You know you like him. I love him. Yeah, I left. I left the radio station because I was younger then. I was younger and my judgment was a little bit different than it is today. But it's funny. The only reason I bring it up is because that's what I wanted to do right now. I wanted to take my ball and go home. Let me ask you a question. Go ahead, Eddie. After you did that, was the problem taken care of? Immediately. I'm not kidding. Immediately. But I know now... That was an afternoon DJ doing that. I was doing afternoons when I did that. And now I'm doing mornings. And I know that we have more listeners in mornings than we did when I did afternoons and walked out of the studio. And so if I walked out of the studio now, there'd be a lot of upset P1s. And they may go, well, dude, don't make us suffer. We can't even hear the problem that you're discussing. That's a problem that you hear in your headphones. Here on the radio, it sounds fine to us.
I understand. I just, I wish that we could get to a point where it never happened one time ever again and we can't get there. And Shauna says, I remember I wrote this email to Shauna and I very nicely said, you need to crack skulls and you need to really clamp down. And she did. She got real upset. And she had a very firm conversation with the DJs where she went, you guys. I can't take you serious. I'm not joking about this anymore. Mikey comes into the studio and everything is F-word. Everything is F-worded up. And it's F-thing done. That's it. Don't touch anything anymore. It happens again. It happens again, so I don't know. I don't know what could be done. What a wild, Brittany's wild ride. Brittany was crazy this weekend. She was crazy. She left. She left Cedars-Sinai. And that shameless Dr. Phil. Thank you. Shameless. No shame. She's just trying to help y'all. Before y'all get on my case. Dr. Phil.
I'm so glad Dr. Phil's here. You're the worst. We need you. How am I the worst? I thought you were just trying to help Dr. Phil. You see a poor soul who is in trouble. Dr. Phil, she's in the hospital. She's being treated by doctors. Why do you need to butt your nose in it? Because nobody else is willing to get in there and do the hard work. She has already pushed her family away to the point they can't go in there. So I had the opportunity to go in there and give her some of the same advice you see daily on KGTV 10 at 3 p.m. See, Dr. Phil, that's the theme. Why are you trying to get her on your show when clearly the overexposure is what's making this worse? Now, as I said, Ashley asks a good question. Very self-indulgent. She asks a good question. As I said, her family will not talk to her anymore. And I think a lot of the world wonders, well, what is her family thinking? Well, luckily, I've been able to get an interview with them that will air locally on KGTV Channel 2. Well, let me tell you something. Privacy is definitely something that is overrated. Well, no. Well, no, I mean, I think.
This girl is sick. It's kind of appropriate in this case. A lot of times, Sky, when somebody is sick, the best thing for it is for millions of people to point, laugh, and mock. No, I don't think that's... So I'd like to give her the opportunity to have that done for her. I thought you were trying to help, but now I'm starting to question your... Well, I hope one day... somebody really does help her. I would like to take advantage. And you are. I hope someday someone helps. So not only does he go and visit Dr. Phil, not only does he go to Cedars-Sinai, and how they let him in, that's the other thing that's a big question. His doctor badge. He went into Cedars-Sinai, and they're supposed to say, no, you can't see her. You're not a doctor here. And they let him in to her room. And when he walked into her room, she was packing. And so he talked. She was annoyed and listened, but was annoyed. I can't believe she did that. Then he says they took a walk to her car together as she was leaving. Basically, what was happening was he was like following her. Well, it's very strange because according to sources, you know, like Mikey says, she was packing. He walked in. She walked out.
and then finally realized she had to go back into the room to get her stuff so she could leave, goes in. Now, Dr. Phil put out a press release after this, claiming that he sat and talked with Brittany for an hour. He only sat and talked with her for 15 minutes. Are you kidding? But in his press release, he says it was an hour, and then they walked down. His press release. Right, right. He goes to help, and then he press releases it. Yeah. Josh, that makes me sick. Yeah. Y'all understand that when people say that they want privacy, What they're really saying is, because a lot of times in psychology you realize people say something while meaning something else. And when someone says, I want privacy, what they're really crying out to you from the deepest depths of their heart, what they're trying to say to you but simply can't because the addiction has such a strong hold, what they're trying to say is, I'd like to be on Dr. Phil's show weekdays at 3 p.m. No, I don't think that. Check your local listings. Check your local listings. You are the worst. Why would I check my local listings if you just told me what time? Because they're crying that out. You are the worst. Nobody's crying that out. Nobody's crying that out. For those of you that are looking. Unreal. Hope that helped. No. Here's Third Day Tunnel and we'll see you later. That's Friday.
Sean Merriman, number 56, from the San Diego Chargers, is going to be on the Mikey Show today. Yes. Before 7 o'clock, he'll be on the show. We're also going to do something we do here called the Dumb Chick Challenge. Oh. Why? Why? We'll pass. What do you mean we're good? We'll pass. Sky, you won the last time we played on Friday. You won. That was nice and all. Remember when Rob didn't score a point? Well, that was funny. That was a pretty good time, actually. Not today. Katie Darrell from TMZ is going to be on to give us anything that we may have missed over the weekend. Awesome! Stuff that could be going on. We're going to talk about all kinds of stuff. So give us a call. 570-1053. We'll still take your phone call. Stephen Wright in the stand-up spotlight. The Mikey Show stand-up spotlight on 5-3. Ouija surfboard. Woke up this morning. I was folding my bed back into a couch. I almost broke both my arms because it's not one of those kind of beds. I have a Ouija surfboard. BG surfboard. Woke up this morning, I was folding my bed back into a couch, I almost broke both my arms because it's not one of those kind of beds. 24-hour banking? I don't have time for that. So I was driving my car around, decided to hook my brake lights up to my gas pedal. Just to confuse the people behind me. I hit the gas and the brake lights go on, they stop and I'm gone. My morning's so much better, I swear to God. This is the Mikey Show. I appreciate that, dude. That's very nice of you to say.
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to get that resource. So if you are having problems in your basement, to chimney cleaning, to your lawn, to window cleaning service, anything that you might need, roofing, anything. It's crazy. And you can click on it. It will give you a list of all sorts of different companies in your area, businesses that can help you with that problem, whether it be the roof or whatever. So it's got everything that you need, all of your resources. Let me get this straight. Yeah. Kudzu, you can get roofies? No, no, no, no. Roofing. Oh, like for your house. Yeah. You could click on the roof on the virtual house. It'll give you a list of a bunch of different roofing companies. But no roofies. There's no roofies. You can't get roofies. No. Okay. But roofing. That's good. Businesses. Yeah. Give you a whole list of them. Oh, that's good. No roofies though. Yeah. That's another one. Dangerous. I don't know about that one. Okay. That is certainly not kudzu. Anyways. So yeah, it's really cool though. P1s, check it out. They really encourage you to go on there and let. them know what you think, so please do so, www.kudzu.com. Back to the Mikey Show, featuring Mikey. I put things off. I do like to put things off until the last minute. Eddie. I keep a log of my insults. That must be a pretty long log. What did she say? Oh, my. Sky. I was throwing weed when you all figured. Save that. Sky.
Sean. I don't often drink milk, but when I do, I have to salt. Boston Rob. I got ideas, man. They're worth money. And Ashley. I don't know anything about that. Save that clip. Save that clip. You will save that clip. I will not. I missed the debate Saturday night. Did you guys see them? Yeah. I saw a lot of it. How was it? It was really interesting. There was stuff that I didn't know about that I do now. Like what? Well, I didn't realize that Fred Thompson's face was falling off. That was interesting. Gravity. Yeah. I didn't realize how much the Republicans hate Mitt Romney. Oh, yeah. They despise him. Oh, man, do they? Every single one of them. Scott, did you see it? Yeah. And Obama and Edwards had a nice little tag team deal working against Hillary. Wow, look at that. I didn't realize how much everybody thinks that Rudy Giuliani's an idiot. Yeah.
Were they all saying that? Well, pretty much. I mean, the guy just, you know, all he has is 9-11. That's all he has. And the war on terror. His whole thing is like, hey, look at 9-11. I was walking out there with a mask over my face. So, presidency. Give it to me. Did you watch any of it, Sean? Yeah, I did. What did you think? I thought the same thing, you know. They were really beating up on him. And particularly, like, McCain made some really... interesting comments about Mitt. I heard McCain say this thing the other day. I thought it was pretty funny. He was talking about how Hillary Clinton in New York just put away one million dollars to build a Woodstock memorial. To like memorialize Woodstock. She feels like, hey, that was a big thing in our history and we should, you know, sort of recognize that. And John McCain said...
Yeah, you know, Woodstock, from what I understand, was quite a musical and pharmaceutical get-together. And you know what? I didn't get to go. I was tied up at the time. Oh, no. Everybody thought it was pretty funny, and I was like, wow, that's true. You were pretty tied up at the time. Getting kicked in the face and the ribs. He's an MIA. Uh. He was not at MI. He was a POW. He was a POW. Okay, so I don't know if you guys know about this, and we'll get into the Britney Spears stuff later. Big news. She's apparently making out with one of her paparazzi. She's hooking up with one of her paparazzi and they're at a hotel and all this stuff. It really is weird. And Skye says this is like one of those paparazzi that's helped her out in the past, put gas in her car, helped her.
When other paparazzi are swarming, he's let her jump in his car and taken her away. Oh, so he's a hero. Yes. Prince Charming. That's right. Knight in shining armor. He's helped her out, right? And so now they are becoming closer. And where it is that they spent time in a hotel together. He's married. Got kids, right? I'm not sure if he has kids or not, but I definitely know he's married. And so the big story that they were talking about was how they were drinking mimosas together or something like that. Yeah, Sunday morning. Released from the hospital Saturday. Whole Dr. Phil thing. By Sunday morning, she's in Palm Desert, California, sipping mimosas with this married paparazzi dude who she's been hanging out with and going to hotels with. Well, there it is. Yeah, we'll get more into that story. It's a pretty seedy story. Anybody see Roger Clemens on 60 Minutes? No.
I'll tell you what an idiot I am. Remember when I was texting you last night? Yeah. I was like, dude, Jamie Oliver's on The Iron Chef. Yeah. My plan the whole night was I'm going to watch 60 Minutes and blah, blah, blah. Yeah. And I'll watch Roger Clemens on this. I had it on the Food Network and I was watching this and it started and it completely went out of my brain. Oh, no. And I watched all of Iron Chef with Jamie Oliver and Miss Roger Clemens. Oh, man. Dummy. Here's Roger. Talking about performance-enhancing trucks. Cut nine. Did your former trainer, Brian McAbee, ever inject you with anything? Yes, he did. What? Linocaine and B12. It's for my joints, and B12 I take still today. A lot of trainers have... And that's all? That's it. Never, never a human growth hormone. Never. Never testosterone. Never. And never an anabolic steroid. Never. I swear. Swear. No. Pinky swear. Secret swear. Secret swear. Cross your fingers. Cut, uh... What? Let's see, cut seven. Colleen McNamee, during the middle of the 2000 season, Clemens made it clear he was ready to use steroids again. And during the latter part of the season, McNamee injected Clemens in the buttocks four to six times with testosterone.
Also injected Clemens four to six times with human growth hormone. My body never changed. If he's putting that stuff in my body, what he's saying, which is totally false, if he's doing that to me, I should have a third ear coming out of my forehead. I should be pulling tractors with my teeth. Wait a minute. Those are the side effects. Yes, point proven. So does Barry Bonds have an ear growing out of his forehead? You haven't seen that? He covers it with a baseball cap. I have not. He's got the ear. He actually takes off his hat and there's an ear. Well, that sounds a little weird. I don't know. I don't know if he's changed physically. We know Barry Bonds has changed. He went from a skinny kid to the Incredible Hulk thing. I don't think Clemens' body's changed that much. He's always been a really large guy. But the fact that he's been able to...
be such a good pitcher for so long and recover quickly and things like that, that's a little questionable. But, I mean, I wouldn't say that Clemens has gone from... He's definitely not made that dramatic change that Barry Bonds made. So I wonder why this guy Brian McNamee, who's saying he put steroids in his buttocks, is saying it. Cut six. Why would Brian McNamee want to betray you? You know, I don't know. I'm so upset about it. How I treated this man and took care of him. I imagine he's watching the two of us right now. Wouldn't you? I hope he is. Okay. Anything you want to tell him? Yeah, I treated him fairly. I treated him great as anybody else. I helped him out. I'm angry that what I've done for the game of baseball and as a person in my private life, what I've done, that I don't get the benefit of the doubt. The stuff that's being said is ridiculous. It's hogwash for people to even assume this. 24, 25 years, Mike, you'd think I'd get an inch of respect. An inch. How can you prove your innocence? Apparently, you haven't done it yet. People I talk to say, oh, come on. 45 years old. How does he still throw a ball and compete and so forth? I mean, it's impossible. It's not impossible. You do it with hard work. Ask any of my teammates.
Ask anybody that's come here and done the work with me. One of the weird things to me is we're talking about stuff that when we talk about dates of when he got the steroids injected into his buttocks is a long time ago. And it's a big deal now and you can't do it. And everybody knows you can't do it now and blah, blah, blah. So there's a big part of me that's like, it doesn't matter who it is. Okay. You know, like they did it. It's pretty obvious. They did it. Like everybody wants to talk about it. what they did back then and bring it out and whatever. It sounds like Clemens is lying. It sounds like Roger Clemens is lying and he probably did steroids. Now we know we're not supposed to. You know what I mean? It's like a lot of it to me is like they just want to go after people. He's the biggest name. They want to go after people and we asked you and you said no. You big liar. Okay, well we're all big fat liars at one time in our life. Give me a break. It doesn't mean it's right. But
He knows now. He's not supposed to do steroids. He's probably not doing steroids. Probably nobody in Major League Baseball doing steroids at this point. But for whatever reason, this happens. And we know what we're hearing. It's not like we're stupid. We listen to it and go, it sounds like he's lying. Eddie, do you think he's telling the truth? This guy McNamee gave him lidocaine and painkillers. For some reason, I always side on the, you know, I always err on the side of the athlete in the beginning. And so my initial gut instinct, I feel for Roger because if he didn't do it, how does he prove he's innocent? What does he do? I mean, all you can do is say, I didn't do it. And that's what he's doing. And so, yeah, he sounds weird answering these questions. This guy Brian McNamee. Like, why is he doing what he's doing? It's not like it's going to put money in his pocket in terms of like, well, I'm going to have a real good training program. It could be publicity. It could be, you know, he could write a book later. Something like that. I don't know. It's weird. Yeah, it's very weird. There's weird people, you know, in the world. But do you think Roger Clemens took steroids? I'm going to say maybe. Yeah. Like maybe HGH because that was really not on the radar of anybody. Right.
And a lot of these guys took it to help them recover from injuries and things like that. You guys see that new commercial where the guy, they think that it's a, I can't remember what it was for, but they think that this guy at the office is taking productive enhancing. Or Office Depot or something. Yeah, it's like Office Depot and they think he's taking production enhancing chemicals because he's doing so good at work now. It's pretty funny. All right, this is what we have coming up next. A guy by the name of Sean Merriman. Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. I just want to let people know that our girl Ashley has a sweating problem under the armpits. She's been using this new kind of chemical that keeps it at bay. But it's not having the same effect it used to, and she's now resorted to paper towels. Ew. She's having to use the paper towels under the pits. On top of the dry towel. Ash! What do you think that will finally solve this issue, Ashley, of sweating under the pits? I have no idea. I have to go back to the doctor. Hey, listen. Anybody that wants to call her and tell her, she's heard it all. I have. So before you call and tell her, she's heard everything that you have to offer. I have. If you're calling to go, well, I know this product. She's tried it. She's tried everything but sawdust. I tried everything but Botox. Botox. Do it. Oh, God.
Our resident germaphobe Sean looks like he wants to die. That's the number one rock song in the country right now. It's either it's called Fake It. It's seven o'clock. Due to the rain, we saw some flooding and small landslides over the weekend. Well, the only bad news out of yesterday's game, Antonio Gates was injured. He hurt his big toe, and his status is unclear for next week's game. This is the Bud Light's Sean Merriman Report. Number 56 on the San Diego Chargers is Sean Merriman. Hey, Sean. Hey, how you doing? Good, man. How are you? Good, good, good. How are you feeling? Pretty good. I normally don't get sore until two days after the game, so I feel pretty good right now.
I saw a lot of the game, and my mother-in-law got us these tickets last night to take my wife and I out, and so I had to listen to the rest of it on the radio. But what I saw, there was a couple of times watching where I was concerned about your knee, man, and just like shots that I felt like you were taking, trying to jump over guys and stuff like that. And every time you were moving around, I was like, ah, ah, ah, careful. Careful. Did you see his hit when he forced the fumble? Uh-uh. Holy cow, Sean. Talk about that play a little bit. Well, you know, I went from the opposite side of the field. I didn't think I was going to get over it as fast as I did. You know, I ran to the ball, and I think SP and somebody else had pulled the guy up, and I just seen his back up in the air, and I just took a shot at him. It was like Superman, dude. He just flew. Popped him perfectly. The ball just shot straight up into the air. It was great. What was the celebration like after the game? What was the atmosphere like? Describe what that was like. I think we were all happy, but we also understood that we couldn't get too happy after one playoff win. So I think we'll all celebrate it for the next 24 hours. And after we watch this film like we do in the other week, we'll just put it behind us and move on to the next game.
So Indianapolis is next. You played them here at home during the season. And this is what we know about the last time you played. It was a rainy night. The conditions were not that great. It was one of Peyton Manning's worst games as a professional. A ton of interceptions that night by the San Diego defense. This time, this weekend, Peyton Manning might not have the worst game of his career. It's going to be at home this time under controlled conditions, and a lot of the guys that we're missing from Indianapolis are healthy again and playing. So what is the mindset? I think that can work both ways. We were playing in the same conditions that they were playing in. It was obviously wet and slippery out there. So I think we're going to come in and we're going to get that best shot. I really said, I mean, after we played Peyton Manning and the coach the first time, I don't think he'll make as many mistakes. did the first time. That's something that's unlikely coming from one of the best quarterbacks of all time. So we got to go in there, apply the same amount of pressure and make some things happen and try to get the ball off his hand because we don't want to let him really just sit back there and pick us apart. I think that there may be a psychology of the Indianapolis Colts, and I really mean this, I think there may be a psychology of the Indianapolis Colts that has a little bit of fear.
Oh, the Chargers. I really think that that's true. Because the Chargers have beat them. In Indianapolis, you know, they beat them. Good. They stopped that unbeaten season they had going on. And so... I think it's more of just match-ups. I think that we match up well against a team like that with that much talent. I think we're allowed, you know, we get after them and make some bad decisions. And with a team like that, you can't sit back and expect to cover all day because, like I said, Peyton was just picking apart if you sit back and just cook all day. We are only technically three games away from hoisting a Super Bowl trophy over your head. We can't talk about that yet. We got to talk about the coach. One game at a time, man. We only go one game at a time. One game at a time. And I think that's why we finished up the way we did, because after having a one-and-three start and then again going five-and-five and then finishing the way we did, the biggest thing about this season was taking one game at a time. Because before the season, it was the same thing, hosting the Super Bowl trophy up. And the Super Bowl trophy at the beginning of the season got us one-and-three and then five-and-five. So now we're not thinking that way, and we haven't thought that way in a long time. So we're just taking one game at a time, and this week we got the Indianapolis Colts.
What's the mentality of the team right now, Sean? We're talking to Sean Merriman. What is the mentality of the team right now? Is it a hungry team? An angry team? What would you guys say? Confident? What's the personality? I think it's a little bit of everything, and I think that came from how we started the season, though, because if you remember, it wasn't too many people in the country talking too much positive things about the San Diego Chargers. We kind of flew under the radar and had these good games and just doing the things we needed to do to get to where we're at. I think it's a little bit of mixed emotions built up in this whole thing right now. Hey, Sean, I'm telling you, man, A.J. Smith is starting to look like a genius. When the team went on that 1-4 deal, I was sitting there thinking to myself, why, why, why, why did they get rid of Schottenheimer? Norv Turner, blah, blah, blah. Look at the team now. I mean, you guys won a playoff game yesterday, and so obviously that Norv Turner's doing something right. Well, I think he's doing something right, Ted's doing something right, and we're all doing something right at the same time. And just realizing the goal that we had before the season started, and no matter how we started up in 1-3 and 5-5, and then, you know, having a rollercoaster and just seeing like Jacksonville losing against Jacksonville and being able to bounce back or something.
and finish the way we did. I think that we all had to gather a few team meetings, a few player meetings, a few coaching meetings. I mean, we all had to get on the same page and say, look, this we want to accomplish, so let's go out and get it. Do you and Sean Phillips have any kind of healthy competition between the two of you guys? No, not really. I think it's an ongoing, it's just an ongoing, like, you know, who can get to the ball fast, who can make more plays. You know, during the game, He said something to me that pissed me off for probably about 10 seconds. He said, oh, yeah, the best defense is playing the league. You haven't made no plays yet. And I walked away from it. I got mad. That's when I got a sack against Ben. Maybe that's what you say. Hey, listen, you guys got to do that to each other. You got to say something like that to him. Get him fired up. I think the whole team, the whole defense in the competition, we're very extensive defense, as you can see. I mean, guys are slowly... Slowly dancing after quarterback sacks. You see Lewis now. He got soft. And I've been trying to get him to do it for three years. What was that? That was the best. Sean, what was that? I love it. It was so awesome. I've been trying to get Igor to dance since I've been here. And those guys just started to come around. So I love it. I love him going out there having fun with the game. And, you know, whether I'm egging him on or not, they go out. They just feel it now. They do it.
I think that he was very graceful. I think that he... It was beautiful. It was really elegant. I thought that it was really... Very light on his feet. Yes, exactly. Wow. So, okay. But then we had to see Norv Turner do it later. Like, that was uncomfortable. Come on. What do you mean? Sean. Okay, Sean. You and Phillips in a one-on-one basketball. Who wins? Oh, that's me. All right. You and Phillips arm wrestling. You and Phillips in a pancake eating contest. Probably him. That's awesome. Well, hey, listen. Whatever he said that you got, you fired up. Wait, what's going on with Antonio? Is he going to be all right? What's going on? I didn't hear the report. I think we're supposed to hear the word today. We heard it was some kind of a bad spring. We don't know how bad it is or if he's going to play or if he's going to practice. We don't know yet. We're off now today.
Was the field all jacked up when you were on it? It wasn't as bad as we thought. I mean, we played in worse conditions. It would have been raining like it was in the weather, but it wasn't as bad as we thought. It was just I think he got hit on it while he was, you know, tucked under his body. His foot was tucked under his body, and he got hit. So that's how the injury occurred. Next weekend, is it a deal where it'll be a Saturday game and a Sunday game, or how's it going to work? Well, the Chargers are playing the early game on Sunday, so they're going to Indianapolis. They play at 10 a.m. here in San Diego, and that's what's going to happen. All right. Well, we'll be all over it, and it's going to be exciting. I know that. It's going to be exciting. When do you guys actually leave for Indianapolis, Sean? On a Friday. We'll leave on a Friday and get there and try to get caught up with the time difference. Got it. Got it. All right, well, best of luck to you, and certainly hope we're talking to you next Monday, and we'll see how it goes, man. Thank you, Sean. I appreciate it. Thanks a lot. Sean Merriman. Catch the Bud Light Sean Merriman report exclusively every Monday on The Mikey Show on Rock 105.3. Mike was here. The Mikey Show continues. Mike is a... 105.3. I'd like to report an assault.
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North 805, slow Balboa Avenue getting up to the 52. Westbound 94 is a little bit of a crunch in the downtown. Westbound 8, slow La Mesa into Mission Valley. We do an accident at North 5 right near 28th Street, a second one North 5 near the 163 Esker. This traffic report was brought to you by Baker Auto Group. I'm John Monty with Traffic on Rock 105.3. Casting from the Cricket Wireless Studios, the official home of the Mikey Morning Show. Boy, here we go again. Whatever. Whatever. Give me another Sierra. AIOZ, San Diego's Rock 105G. MyCricket.com slash San Diego. This is the Mikey Show featuring Mikey. I think I have an issue with numbers and letters. Read them. I really do. Eddie. I have my knowledge in my head. Oracle. I don't need notes. Sky. When my hands become saturated in water, the palms get, like, disgusting. They look like bombs. Sean. Most of you, I don't like you.
Okay, wait. I don't like you very much. Well, first of all, Boston Rob. Do you guys know that if I don't write stuff on my hand, I'm an idiot? And Ashley. Just because I like oyster stuffing does not mean that I am an oyster. You keep saying it, oyster, but you know the real deal. The Mikey Show's on. Top of the morning to ya. 105.3. Welcome back to the Mikey Show. It is 7-16. National Treasure Book of Secrets was the number one movie again this weekend. Both Vincent Jackson and Chris Chambers had over 100 yards receiving as the Chargers end their playoff drought beating Tennessee 17-6. Took my brother Mark and my sister-in-law to Pamplemousse on Friday. Pamplemousse is the best restaurant I've ever been to. That Jeffrey Strauss... The guy that owns that place and is the main dude over there, he is a very talented man. Awesome! And I asked him if I could see the kitchen. Oh, yeah? Yeah, and I got to see the kitchen. It was amazing how that works. I mean, I just wanted to stay in there, and I was trying to figure out that point of like, okay, you know, I need to move along. I don't want to get in anybody's way. It was amazing. He made this special...
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we should do a little bit of this. A little bit of the Dumb Chick Challenge. What may prove to be a veritable innuble exercise in the substantiation of mental acumen, The Mikey Show presents a somewhat elastic moiety called the Dumb Chick Challenge. I'd like to use my Get Out of Dumb Chick Challenge free card this week. You haven't issued any. So I will not be playing. None have been issued. The listener in my place. Which means you must play. No, because I don't want to. From listeners calling me dumb and saying they're sick of hearing how dumb I am during this game. Well, don't read into it. After we play it. It hurts my feelings. Take it out like face value. Yeah, try not to analyze those emails. But it hurts my feelings, Mike. Those emails will just drive you nuts. Does it really mean, you know, because they'll come at me in a really condescending way and talk to me like I'm a little girl. Yeah.
Well, then, you know what? See, I can tell you're reading into it. I don't like it at all. Obviously, you're taking what is very simple and analyzing it and trying to make it into something that it isn't. So, you know, don't do that. You'll just go around in circles. So, 570-1053, what you do is you call us and you pick a horse. You say, who do I want? Who do I want to represent me in the Dumb Chick Challenge? Who do I think will win the Dumb Chick Challenge? Will it be Skye, Ashley, or Rob, the three dumbest chicks on the show? Who will it be? Pick your horse. Now, Skye won last time. Skye has been on a roll. She's been doing well lately. How did Rob do? I forgot. No, you didn't forget. Well, no, I can't. Why would you do that? I get things confused sometimes. She goes zero. She came in second place. What? I'm sure he came in second place. No, I see. He didn't. Did you say no, Sky? No, that doesn't sound familiar. I see. Well, let's take some phone calls and find out who everybody wants. No one is willing to clarify what happened? He got zero. Oh, zero. Thank you, Ashley. No points. P1 Aaron. Who would you like to select? I'll take the oyster. Oh, look at that. Number one dress pick. Not an oyster. Ashley, how about that? Hang on the line.
Ashley likes oyster stuffing. Yeah. Loves it. I do. That's good. P1 Rude Dog, are you there? Yeah, how's it going? Pretty good. Who would you like to select? I will take D-Rod. Oh, good choice. Disrespectful. Sky won last time, and she was not selected until last. It was a fluke. P1 Indy? Hey, how's it going? Pretty good. You get Sky. All righty. All right, hang on the line, okay? Sorry, dude. Shut up. Hey, I like it. Yeah, that's my boy. All right, hang on. You used to losing? Now, here's what the deal is. We go to five points. First person to five points wins. You get to choose between one, two, or three-point questions. First person to five wins. Ones are easy. Threes are hard. I believe that Sky started first last time. So, Ashley, start us off. A one, two, or three-point question. Okay. A new strategy this week. Starting with a two. Oh. Fresh start. These are general knowledge questions. People that are listening at home, these are general knowledge questions. That certain P1's seven-year-olds know, but I don't. She's really bitter. Wow. Apparently one of those emails really got there. Sounds like she's reading into it. That's right. She's analyzing. They said seven years old, and she tried to read into what that age was. Back when I only had school to do and nothing else, all I learned was this.
That is a good reason to not know it. Just left your brain? Well, here we go, Ashley. Here's your two-point question. Who shot Martin Luther King? The expression didn't change. Smile before the question, smile after the question. Just blank. I'm looking at a blank palette. It just sucks. Oh, no. What is it? I've literally heard you say it several times. Do I remember the name? Yeah. You know, if I thought about it hard enough, when you say it, probably will be like, ah. All right. You know, but since I can't come up with anything. You don't want to give a guess. You don't want to throw something out there. Maybe you'll maybe you throw it against the wall and it's like a piece of pasta that's ready and it sticks. Oh, I like that. Know what I mean? Yeah, it's who shot Martin Luther King. It's like, yeah, so take a guess. Maybe the pasta will stick to the wall. Seven year olds would know this. I will say. James Wilkes Booth. No, no. You said that forever. It didn't stick. It didn't stick. It's like the safe answer. But it's not. It is. This guy, isn't it? I feel you. I don't know that it's safe. I wouldn't say it. Now, what is it? Because I know that I'll... It's very unsafe. It's John Wilkes Booth. Oh, yeah. It was actually James Earl Ray. Yeah, James. It was James Earl Ray, actually, that shot Martin Luther King. Do you know where it happened, Ash? In the middle...
It happened in the middle. Yeah, in the middle. That's right. Mid. She's like, in the stomach. Mid. Happened in Memphis, Tennessee is where it happened. This is not middle, but Memphis middle. Sound alike. Middle Tennessee. Boston, Rob, you're up. One, two, or three point. Oh, God. Rob, come on now. Dude, this rain is making me groggy. Come on, don't do it. Don't already start making excuses here. Come on. Come on. Give me a three. You owe. Oh, wow. He wants to go with a three-pointer right off the bat. Jeez. He's not as smart as he thinks he is. All right, Rob. Or am I? Touche. Name for their equian appearance what gender-bending marine animals reproduce through male pregnancy. I hear that one more time. You got it. I got to soak it in. For their equian appearance, what gender-bending marine animals reproduce through male pregnancy? Well, Ashley's got a confused look. Like, she's looking at me like, why don't you do that in English? Speak English, man. Really interestingly worded. Come on, bro. I think I know it. Speak English. Yeah. Stereo.
You paid up for everything. That's your safe answer. It works. It works. Eventually, the answer stereo is going to be right. Always works. Stupid. Not really. Well, I know this one because I'm always watching the Animal Planet, and it's a COS. That is correct. Oh. That is correct. Look at Robbie. That's on the most extreme show on Animal Planet. You can put it on the board. Yeah, put it on the board. Put it on the board. It's a great show. That was kind of fishy. Why was that fishy, Sky? Because it was in the sea? Well, it was just weird. He was really confused and had to hear the question again. And then it turned out to be a no-brainer. That is true. I've seen it. Well, why wouldn't he say that? Some time went by and then, oh, this is a no-brainer. I wanted to hear the question again. I'm worried that Rob is cheating again. Oh, no. I got that by four. Well, you know, he's a Patriots fan. They were cheating. They're known for it. It's a New England thing. It's not. It's what they do. Yep. Oh, my Lord. Live in Boston. Yeah, live in Boston, cheat at games. Yep. It's what they do. I heard that. It is true. The guy said, I don't know about this. I don't know about this. The Red Sox. I've seen it. Seahorse. Right.
Can you explain that, Rob? Why were you confused at the beginning? Because I didn't understand those. I got you. Like that beginning word. That makes sense. That makes sense. I'm sorry about that. No, it's okay. You don't have to be sorry. Go ahead, Sky. I don't think Rob was cheating. I was watching him the whole time. Oh, wow. Look. What a supporter. He wasn't. Ashley's really supporting him. Equestrian is such a part of it. It actually wasn't a question. Equestrian. Well said. Similar. Of course. I get you. Sky, what about you? What do you want? Sky, what do you want to get you? You want a two-pointer? What's a one? Shut up, Shawnee-o. Sky, your two-point question is who is our Secretary of State? Uh-oh. The smile came immediately. Oh, no. Think about it. Why don't you write something down? Hold on, everyone. Riggins. Oh, gosh. He should be everything. Oh, wow. You see a jersey today, Mike? Yeah, you are into him today. Wow. That's a good episode. Okay. Shut up. I'm focusing. I know you'll like him. I love him. Oh, Roman Obanus. Oh, gosh. Okay. Condoleezza Rice. That is correct, Sky.
Wow. Rob's kind of shenanigans. You didn't know in the beginning, but then towards the end you came up with the answer. It was a no-brainer. It was a no-brainer. Ashley? What is Ashley doing? Ashley looks like she's counting. She's going, what are you counting, Ashley? Terrible. Okay. All right, what is your new strategy? Well, my new strategy that I just thought of right now, spontaneous new strategy, is every time that there's a new answer, I'm just going to repeat it in my head the entire time while everyone else is going. So right now, I've been the whole time going, James Earl Grey, seahorse, Honda Lee is the right. James Earl Ray. No, Ray. I think it's a good strategy. James Earl Ray. Seahorse. Condoleezza Rice. Or James Earl Grey. No, James Earl Ray. I love James Earl Grey. Yeah, it's really delicious. Soothing on the throat with the honey. Oh, yeah. Soothing. I misspoke. Soothes the brain. Ashley, what do you want? Do you want a one, two, or three-point question? My new strategy entails that I now say the word two. Well said. Or the number. All right, Ashley, what two sports...
What two sports did Bo Jackson play? Okay, hold on. At first it was a mouth movement that said, well, why that? And then it became, you know what? I'll come to it. I'll work it out, dog. Bo Jackson. What two sports did he play? What two sports did Bo Jackson play? Now she's shaking her head. I'm just going to go with my gut. Go with your gut. and say Bo Jackson played... Oh no, she just slapped her forehead with a palm of her hand. It looked like it hurt. What did you say? Football and basketball. Man, that's incorrect. It's close. She played football and baseball. Football and baseball, Ash. Bo knows. Remember Bo knows? Why is that like important?
I don't know the importance. It's not. It doesn't affect your personal life is what you're saying. I'm pretty sure that a seven-year-old wouldn't know that. I tend to disagree, actually. I think she was affected by the email about the seven-year-old. Do you think? I think that she was. A little bit. Do you think Serio wrote it? What the heck? I mean, that one's really just even. What the fuck? No, that one. Serio is such a topic of conversation lately. I don't know. That's awkward. All right. Well, Boston Rob. I said I don't know. I said I don't know. I said I don't know. Well, yeah, but when you said that, she took her fist and she slammed it down on the console in there. You asked the question. I said I didn't know. Well, let's just move on to Boston Rob then. Eddie, what did I do? Right, Sky? Right? That's supposed to be your boy. Ashley and Sky are making eye contact and communicating silently. What did I do?
You're the one who keeps saying Cereo over and over again. Well, Cereo's her ex-boyfriend. That's her ex-boyfriend. Why does he keep coming up? I don't know. Well, let's move on then to Boston. I don't know. Boston Rob. Boston Rob, what do you want to want to... All right, well, maybe she saw him recently. That's all. No, no, no. That is awful. There's no law in this country. There's nothing wrong with saying that. single person. That is bad. Don't give me the face. That is awful. Unbelievable. Both of you. I thought Debbie was a bad friend. How did I kick him all my way? Did you see those pits when she put her hair? Ash, lift your right arm. Ashley. It's below your stomach. Come in the studio and let
And let Seth take a picture. No. Please. I hate when you guys make me do it. Come in here. Turn the light on. Something's wrong with you. Turn the light on. Wow. In a second, we're going to go to this exclusive live thing, Entertainment Tonight. What do you think, Sky? You think it's going to be about Britney? Holy moly. Yeah, Sky, you do? Yeah, because they have the Entertainment Tonight, dude. Okay. Get the other side. I think it's going to be Dr. Phil. Oh. Oh, man. That's like being past your waist. Do you feel that wetness on your side? Man, they need to come up with like an arm diaper. It's cold and sticky. Yeah, her pits, they get sweaty. No, I don't want to be on the face. No, don't smell them. Eddie! Now she's coming at you. She's a single woman.
Are we on the air right now? Oh, my God. What do you think? You okay? No. Let's go back to Boston, Rob. All right, B-Rob, what do you want? A one, two, or three-point question? Two. You got it. Two-point question is. Wrap it up. You're so smart. Thank you. Rob, name any city in England except London. Why are you staring at me? Oh, look at Skye in there. Because she thinks I'm staring at you to the glass. Tear him down, Skye. She's making sure you don't cheat. Whatever. She's waving at you through the glass. That's irritating, right, Rob? Yeah, it really is. In fact, somebody has to watch you, make sure you don't cheat. Like, you want me to hold my hands up, too? Okay, I won't look into my computer screens. So any two cities or what? Name any city in England besides London. One that I've been to is called Cornwall. Okay, and that is a correct answer. You got it, Rob. Okay.
He won. He won the game. He got a three-pointer. He got a two-pointer. I only got one question today. I only got one question today. I only got one question today. Should we give you an opportunity to tie? No, I'm going to give him a two-pointer. Give her a three. If you can get a three, we're in. This isn't how the game works. This is worth 3.5. So if she gets it right, she can win. Well, no, I don't want to bend the rules. Yes, absolutely. Come on, smarty pants. It wouldn't be fair to Ron. I don't want to offend him. Skye, your three-point question is, who was the spokesperson for Columbia Coffee? Juan Valdez. You got it. But it doesn't count. It doesn't count. Both have to say for me, even though we just proved I'm smarter. Oh. Because you knew Juan Valdez. You won Rude Dog. Hey, what's up? Sky just won for you, buddy. No, that was Rob. Oh, well, we'll give Rude Dog a prize, too. Indy was my guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought Rude Dog was. No, that's Rob's point. Oh, oh, oh. Okay, Rude Dog, Rob won for you. Hang on the line. I don't mind. We'll give Indy something, too. Indy, Sky proved herself to be very smart this morning. Brilliant. She knows coffee. That's right. So hang on the line.
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Got it downloaded. Sarah. No, Sarah Berry. How do you pronounce it? I don't know. I don't know. She reminds me of Amy Mann. That's a real big hit right now on the radio. Well, whatever. I like it. I can't help it. I can't help it. I wish I could help it. Well, if I could help it, I would just turn that gear off and say, fine, I don't like it. No, but the pink hot pants part of me just reaches out and says, let's dance. He is a gay man. Don't be a change, sweetie. It's good. It's good, right? Catchy. I hear it in the beauty parlor all the time. Do you like it too? Please say yes. Yes. It's catchy? Do you find it catchy? I'll admit to that. I'll just admit to that. I'll just say I find it catchy. I find it catchy. I hate when I find... I feel super...
Gay stuff catchy, you know? I am not gay. I never have been gay. Fine, but I like that song, though. I mean, maybe I'm not, but I like that song. Sounds gay. Yeah. I so badly, you know, want to be like the man's man that just likes hard rock and heavy metal. But that's just not who I am, you know? I'm a man and you're a man. Now, where do we go from here? I fight it. You know, that's the thing. It's like, why fight? I mean, for the more I fight, it's not going to change it. Don't spend your life in the closet. See, you're insinuating I'm a homosexual. It's not that. I'm not saying that at all. You know, breast areas are homosexual hangouts. I'm just saying I like it, and when I hear it, I can't control that I say, oh, that's catchy. I can't control that. I don't dance around. What are you supposed to do? Go, oh, you know, I just took a bite of this candy bar. Ah, that doesn't taste good to me. No, the truth is it was sugary sweet.
And it tasted great. That's the truth. Is that why I'm craving hot dogs right now? Corn on the cob. Ever seen a grown man naked? Eddie. Eddie. A woman I'm sexually attracted to. There's no doubt in my mind that when I stopped playing that, Boston Rob was like, oh, you stopped playing it. Oh, I love that song. That's a great song. No doubt about it to me. Oh, Brady Lover. The first one, I don't know. As men, though, we aren't supposed to say that. I'm going to play this thing about Britney Spears and Dr. Phil here in just a second. P1, Kristen. Hi, I have a way to get Ashley to stop sweating so much. All right, but I bet she's heard it before. I'm going to tell you before, but maybe she hasn't. Maybe you've got something new. What is it? Drink less water. She's overhydrated. Ah, Ash, of course you've never tried that. You would never stop drinking so much water, so she may have you there. No, I can't.
You can't stop drinking the water. No. Your body would reject the lack of the water. No, I'm not going to deprive. I'm not going to write you a love song. I'm not going to write you a love song. Easy. Because you asked me. No, no, no. Hey, that's out loud. You don't need to sing it. Still in my head. Still in my head. No, no. Buy me some penis and cracker jacks. Now, you were saying, Ash. I'm not saying to try myself of water due to the sweat problem. Like, that would mean I'd be thirsty, parched all day, and I'd be miserable. Well, you're going to get the shakes? You only need 64 ounces of water a day to... hydrate your body, so any more than that, your body's going to get rid of it. Yeah, I understand, but I, because for my situation, like, I do yoga a lot, and I do it in, like, a heated room where I sweat even more, so it's actually extremely important for me to, like, stay double and tight. You drink so much water, though, Ashley. Too much. Way too much. It's one of the side effects. It's one of the side effects for my Adderall. It's not too clean.
I do yoga in a heated room. I take Adderall, too. I don't pee like that. She has to pee. She has to pee. She has to pee. She has to pee. She has to pee. She has to pee. She has to pee. All right. Well, thank you for the call. I thought it was good input. No problem. I don't think that's us. She's not going to do it. It is. No. Me drinking too much water is why I'm sweating so much. All right. Real quick. P1 Heather, are you there? How do you pronounce the last name of the gay song that I like? Her name is Sara Bareilles. Sara Bareilles. It's not bowels like Ashley said? No, it's Bareilles. How old are you? 22. Do you think it's real gay that I like that song? I don't think so, but... Do you know any other guys that like that song? Wait a minute. Any other guys that admit it? All right.
Thank you. That's fair. I don't have a lot to offer. What I do have to offer is some humor and honesty. I got to be honest. I wish I knew how to quit you. No. No. I don't have Ryan Seacrest real good looks. See, he doesn't have to admit it. He won't. No. That's true. You know, me, I got to go, okay, I like this stupid Sarah Borales. Morales song. Whatever. Bowels. Bowels. Their bowels. Their bowels. I said, check this out. Entertainment Tonight guy, Kevin Frazier. Who asked you to... He's talking to Dr. Phil, who just saw Britney Spears over the weekend. I'm down to Cedars. I want to set the record straight. I went to see Britney at the request of her family. I talked to Lynn, I talked to Jamie, I talked to Brian, her brother. That's not really setting the record straight, by the way. We knew that. I read that. I read that her family asked him to go see her. Because they're wacky. I think they're... I mean...
Of all the people in the world, Dr. Phil, but I think that the reason that they chose Dr. Phil was because if they sent some doctor into the place, there's no way she's going to talk to him. And in their minds, they probably thought, well, if we send a person that she knows and is aware of, like we all know Dr. Phil, maybe she'll talk to him. But they know if they send Bob Smith, some guy they just hire, who they heard through the grapevine is a really good psychologist. to go to Cedar Sinai. There's no way he's getting in there, and there's no way that he's going to get through to her because she'll say, where'd you come from? And as soon as Bob Smith or whoever, you know, no-name doctor says, well, your parents asked me to come talk. Forget it. It's over. End of conversation. Their thinking, in my mind, was, well, if we get the well-renowned Dr. Phil to go down there, maybe she'll talk to Dr. Phil. See, and it's hard for me to see that because Brittany is like a victim of, you know, I don't know if I want to use the word victim, but she's being exploited by everybody. So if I'm Brittany and I see Dr. Phil walking in, I don't see it coming from a genuine place of care and concern. I see this guy being concerned about wanting ratings and wanting to be on, you know, Entertainment Tonight. How dare you. Yeah. He's a good man, Sky. I mean, why is he on?
entertainment tonight if he's really concerned because he wants ratings well yeah see here's the deal what they fool what her parents what her mother or father never heard about the father is their father yeah jamie is the father that's the one dr phil was talking about jamie yes never heard of jamie spirit yeah that's the daddy so the daughter is named after the father uh jamie lynn yeah yeah and it's both their names together Because the mom's Lynn, the dad's Jamie, and then the pregnant 16-year-old daughter is Jamie Lynn. That's really creepy. This family. I know. Oh, my goodness. So, anyway, the mistake is sending anybody. Yeah. That's the mistake. Let the doctors at the hospital do their business. Yeah. Let that happen. And let her do it when she's going to. Listen. Well, this went well. There's nothing she can do. There's nothing that the mother can do or the father can do. They've tried. I've said before, I think that this is really sad. I think that this is really sad. But I do believe that we're not far from hearing the announcement that she's dead. We're not far from hearing that about Britney Spears because she's killing herself. And she's right there on the edge mentally of doing something crazy. Very frustrated that she apparently wasn't going to be held for a longer period of time.
Entertainment Tonight and The Insider were the only shows to have the news of Dr. Phil's visit on our website Saturday morning at 9.50 a.m. ET and The Insider also obtained this new video from Hollywood.TV of Britney at the wheel of her white Mercedes just hours after her release. You can see once she spots the paparazzi, she quickly makes a U-turn and heads back inside her gated Beverly Hills community. Dr. Phil tells ET and the insider about his involvement with the family and the situation. Thursday night the phone rang and it was Lynn. And she has a very close relationship with my wife Robin. And clearly she was very upset, which you would expect any parent would be. How long have you been involved in Brittany's situation? I was first contacted by her family over a year ago. have maintained a running dialogue with them throughout the last year. Julie, here's the thing about Dr. Phil. He is very sensitive to Brittany's needs in this situation. What? That's why he press-released it. He's very sensitive to Brittany's needs. Why is he talking then?
Hey, isn't it possible to do all this without anybody knowing? I mean, maybe we know because paparazzi or whatever, but, like, you don't have to press release it, bro. Or go on Entertainment Tonight. Yeah. Just do it quietly. And if anybody asks you, if the paparazzi scream out, Dr. Phil, what are you doing there? Are you talking to Brittany? It's a private matter. No comment. No comment. Suddenly I become Bill Clinton. Is he there, too? Yeah, I was there. Nice. Let's work. See you, Brittany. Oh, okay. He's the guy. Good looking mama. Now, now. And was very reluctant to give us a lot of information about their conversation. Oh, really? What a good guy. I'm sure it was like twisting his arm. He's an angel. Yeah, he's an angel. He's keeping her privacy. Have you had any personal contact with Brittany Spears since this whole thing broke on Friday morning, Thursday night? Not since Thursday night, but recently I saw Britney Spears at the Four Seasons Hotel. I thought she's not allowed there. I thought they kicked the moratorium on her. You can't come here. No, it was just one day they wouldn't allow her to park in the parking garage, and it twisted into the story that she had been banned. For real? Yeah, but it was just one day for some reason she wasn't allowed in the parking garage. Like no one was or just her? Well, the only person we heard about was her, but we don't know who else tried to get in the parking garage that day. Oh, so it wasn't like they were saying you can't come here anymore? No.
What about that thing where she was like, I didn't like your stupid hotel anyway. Remember we reported that she said that? Well, yeah, because when she wasn't allowed into the parking garage, she left. And she's like, whatever, y'all. We'll party back at my house. We don't need this place. This place is old anyway. Right. But then the next day it was back. The movie junket. And the interesting thing is a major movie star and several other people walked right by her because. Britney is almost unrecognizable, and it's surprising. When you see her, it takes a double take to realize, is that possibly Britney Spears? Wow. You know, I'm wondering, why was she able to leave the hospital on Saturday? Well, why don't you say, what do you mean? Hey, Julie, follow that up with, what do you mean? Like, what's going on? Has she looked different? Right. Unrecognizable how? We see pictures of her. Yeah. She looks, you know, jacked up, but we still... Looks like Britney Spears. Yeah. When so many people were so concerned about her well-being, her mental state. Yeah, well, even though there's speculation that Brittany may have a bipolar disorder, Cedars cannot hold her against her will to treat such a problem. Now, from all indications, everyone thought that she was being held on a 5150, which means she is a danger to herself and others. And typically, people in that situation can be held for 72 hours against their will. But doctors that were treating her...
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One of the guys that Lindsay Lohan hooked up with over New Year's has sold his story to the tabloids. Okay, well, Tom Brady, nearly unanimous choice for MVP. Let's move on. Yeah. National championships tonight, Eddie? It is tonight. LSU versus Ohio State. Who cares? Do you think it'll be a boring game? I don't know that it'll be a boring game, but I think LSU is going to win pretty big. Who cares? Because all these games have been big blowouts. Yeah. So, you know, if you're going to watch some football, be nice for it to be a contest. Eddie got into it with a drunk guy at Qualcomm Stadium yesterday at the Charger game. I have not heard this story on purpose. I said, save it. What happened? We're on the air. We're broadcasting. And it's towards the end getting ready to, you know, get ready for game time. And this guy, I see him out of the corner of my eye come into the tent.
where we are in F2, and he's kind of stumbling, and he's wearing sunglasses in the rain, and he's just weird looking, and he comes right up to the stage and does this. You'll kind of have to describe it. Okay. He's holding up a... Oh, no, he's doing like a countdown. One, two, three, but he's got drunk eyes. And he goes... While we're talking. Right. And so I look at him. Is he building himself up for the stream? So he was like... He was counting himself down. So it's one, two, three. Go me. Chargers! So I hold up my hands and I'm like, what are you doing? And he looks at me and I can see this guy either wants trouble or he's not in his right mind. So I'm like, oh boy, whatever. So I try to ignore him. And so then I see him again. He goes...
No, no. Two. And so I hold up. He gets the two, and I hold up my finger, and I go. Ah, yeah. Eddie holds up the no, no, no, you don't. And he goes. He looks at Eddie. Three. And this time, he doesn't yell Chargers. He just yells. What do we got? White guy? Mexican guy? He was Asian. Asian guy. And is he old? Is he young? Is he middle-aged? Probably late 20s. Is he wearing a Charger jersey? He was wearing a heavy jacket, sunglasses, and like a beanie. We've all seen that guy. Nobody is helping us. Nobody from promotions. Nobody from engineering. It goes like this again. I take my headphones. You're on the air. You're on the air. Wow. This is on the air. Wow.
Lou sees this, and Lou, you know, big Lou, thank God. Not that this guy was going to give me a problem, but Lou takes his headphones off, and we're both like, what's up, dude? Come on, let's fight. He comes to our booth and screams at us, guy. Not again, like he was going to do it again. He turns around and stumbles kind of away. We start putting our headphones on. He comes back and gets one more scream. No. Shut up. Didn't count down this time, though. Didn't count down. Screamed at us. And I was ready to kill him. Oh, my God. He's so mad. You know, the amazing thing about that, that's before the game. You know that guy went in there and just got tanked and hammered.
What time was that, noon? Sitting next to that guy. Buy some seats. All excited to be at your first playoff game. Countdown drunk guy. Countdown drunk guy. That is awesome. It was the worst. All right, so you guys know who Dr. Drew Pinsky is, right? He used to do, maybe he still does, I don't know. Love Line? Remember he did Love Line? Does he still do Love Line? I think so. Is that a show? It's a radio call-in show. You call in and you say, hey, here's what's going on. He gives you advice. He's great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that Dr. Drew is pretty good. You know, he's a psychologist, I guess. He's a bit of a media whore these days, too, though. Yeah, he's on everything now. He's all over the place. Doesn't he have that new VH1 show coming up, that celebrity rehab show? So anything in the news, he's trying to twist it as kind of like a plug for his VH1 show as well. Yeah, I guess he's just as much an opportunist as all the guys, as Dr. Phil and all the rest of the doctors. But here he was with Larry King.
We're here with Dr. Drew Pinky talking about Britney Spears. Cut to. Dr. Pinsky, a police spokesperson, said that Spears was hospitalized for her own welfare. Is this common? Oh, absolutely. It's called a 5150 in California. And let's be very clear here. She is an addict. She was on drugs and intoxicated when her brought her in. But you cannot hold somebody forcibly against their will because of intoxication or drug use. You must be gravely impaired or in imminent harm to self or others. Fairly clearly, by my judgment on this situation, she was suicidal or so out of it that she was disconnected with reality above and beyond her level of intoxication. It's not a question of does she have mental illness. This is only the most seriously mentally ill are put on a 5150. Addicts, you can use drugs all you want until you die. That's legal. No follow-up inappropriate question from Larry King. You usually get the inappropriate follow-up. Panties, no panties. I actually, I don't know, Larry. All right. Was it that time of the, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, Larry. I don't know. True.
So, I haven't heard that. Was she on drugs? There is discrepancy right now of whether or not she was on drugs or if this is all simply a... She's Lulu, you know? She's a... What do you call it? Bipolar. But Dr. Juice said, let's be clear, she was intoxicated and on drugs. Most sources today are saying she was not on any sort of substance. She just has mental health problems. There are a few sources. That seems very childlike. It really, honestly, feels like we've got to be kids to think that. Right. Do we really believe that she, yes, she's proven to be a Girl Scout up to this point, and so she probably wasn't doing anything? Come on. What do we think? I think it's both. Yeah, me too. She probably messed up and maybe doing stuff. Maybe. Come on. What do we think? She got new stripes or something? She is what she is. Speculation of whether or not she's on drugs. But at the time is the question. That's my only question. Was she at the time? Well, wouldn't she be charged with something if she was...
Endangering your child? If she was under the influence of an illegal substance, can't you be... Let's ask Katie. This is the TMZ Report with Katie Daryl. We got Katie on the line from TMZ. We were just playing the clip of Dr. Drew Pinsky on Larry King saying... that she was on drugs. He goes, let's be clear, she was on drugs and alcohol. Have you heard that clip of Drew Pinsky, Katie? Yeah, I haven't heard that clip, but here's what we've been told from people directly on the inside at Senior Sinai that, no, that's not the case. Brittany was clean as a whistle. She actually wasn't on drugs and wasn't on alcohol. That's what makes us so upsetting and of concern is that... This is a true mental breakdown. She should be diagnosed as bipolar or something very shortly. Are they allowed to tell you if she was on drugs? Are Cedars-Sinai allowed to tell you? I knew because it was part of the court proceedings that she was to be tested on a regular basis and she was supposed to be clean of alcohol or any... Well, she wasn't supposed to have any drugs, but then she was supposed to be no alcohol in her system 12 hours before being with the children per court orders. So...
Cedars can't necessarily directly release it to us. That's why we have a source on the inside that's told us that under the radar. But court papers will be able to tell us those things because it's a court case. Listen, you're saying it. I'm hearing it. I don't buy it. She looked out of her mind. Listen, that's what they're saying. Break down, you look like you're out of your mind. I'm telling you as a recovering addict that when you do your stuff, you do your stuff. You don't take some days off. Well, you've got to remember this also, Mikey. She could be on something that's been prescribed to her. If it's a prescription, that's not necessarily a drug. So, I mean, sure, she could be on Xanax or be, you know, doped up on multiple Xanax because the prescription could be given to her from the doctor, from the court, and with her name on it. So that's not illegal. She's allowed to do it. Could she be misusing her prescriptions? Perhaps. But, you know, on a drug test, that's not going to show up. It's going to show up that she's using the drugs that she was allowed to be using.
So that's the big news today, is that they're saying, no, mentally ill, not taking anything. Exactly. It's a weird story, man. It's a really, it's a sad story, you know? It's sad, and now she's, all this Dr. Phil stuff, this is going to be a big story on TMZ. What's your take on that? What's your take on that, Katie? He's a creepster. Yeah. That's just me, not TMZ talking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that's what we're thinking, too. I mean, we're going, I mean, he's trying to pretend that he's helping, but... What's weird is a lot of people think, you know, oh, Dr. Phil went to the hospital and he, you know, is trying to help Brittany and everything. And he's a doctor. So, of course, that's not weird. Upset would people be if we heard that Matt Lauer went and talked to him. You've got to remember, Dr. Phil has a TV show. He has an agenda. He's wanting to book her on the show. So it's no different. Just because he has the doctor name beforehand doesn't make it any less creepy as if Oprah showed up. If Jerry Springer showed up, if Matt Lauer showed up, if Stan Rather showed up, it's all inappropriate because they're trying to get it for their television show. And that's what we're trying to find out now because why did this doctor, why did Dr. Phil get to go in to Brittany's room when there's a list of approved people and he wasn't on the approved list? Did he use his doctor name and his celebrity to, you know, sweet talk the staff to let him in there because he was not on the list? So he would have either need to use his doctor name, I am a doctor and I'm coming in as a professional to help,
But if that was the case, then he was against patient client privileges by then putting out a press release. So by him putting out a press release saying I visited with Brittany, he is a TV host. But by him saying I'm a doctor and sneaking into the hospital, he was using his doctor thing. So something sketchy is 100% going on with Dr. Phil right now. In terms of the press release, did you guys at TMZ get a press release? Oh, yeah, Dr. Phil put out a press release. If you go to drphil.com today, he has a whole story about how he went and visited and talked to Brittany. It's on his webpage. Okay, but what I'm wondering is, I'm wondering if, and I get that, but what I'm trying to get to is, did he and his people specifically target particular organizations to send a fax press release or email to? Because, like, if I heard that TMZ got something, directly sent to them by Dr. Phil, I'd be like, that's gnarly. That's nuts, you know? Like, it's one thing if you're sending it to a news agency. It's another if you're sending it to a news slash gossip column, which is TMZ is entertainment and gossip. Yeah. Correct? It's breaking news on celebrity gossip and entertainment. I know that it's a weird line, but, like, I mean, we are reporting facts. No doubt about it, but I'm just like, if he sent it to TMZ,
I would just think that that's a suspect. Well, you've got to remember, TMZ now is blowing up, and our ratings are competing with Access Hollywood and Entertainment Tonight, where there's fastest growing syndicated television. When you want celebrity news and information on your clients to be put out, a PR agency 100% doesn't rely on rumors to get it to TMZ. We are now on the official spam list. So when they send out a wire and a press release to ABC, NBC, Extra, Entertainment Tonight, TMZ is 100% on their spam list now. Yeah, and I think it's equally creepy whether it's CNN or TMZ because... You know, you have a mental breakdown and then your doctor issues a press release to the media. Like, you know, to me it doesn't matter who he's sending it to. If he's talking in any sort of way, like you brought up a great point, Katie, about the fact that, yeah, he went in there as a TV host under the guise of being a doctor. Exactly. I wonder if he could have anything happen to his license. Yeah. Well, you know, and TMZ is 100% looking into that because, you know, he had problems in Texas when he was practicing. He actually ended up quitting his practice and just doing it as a TV host.
that has a PhD because there's a lawsuit, and TMZ will have more information on that on the website later on today, about the lawsuit that was filed against Dr. Phil back in Texas before he had the Dr. Phil show. So this isn't the first time that he's kind of done something. Now, hang on a second here. Wow. Go ahead, Eddie. Dr. Phil went in there at the request of the Spears family. That's right. She's an adult. It doesn't matter. She's an adult. It needs to be her consent. Hold on. Go ahead, Eddie. Go ahead, Eddie. This person could come in. That's not how it works. That's not how it works in a hospital. End of story. Cedars-Sinai violated protocol and showed a Dr. Phil. She is an adult. It is up to her who visits her. But it was her family that was concerned about... Okay, so you're telling me. I dress, just so you know. Thank you, Dr. Phil. Eddie, you're an adult. If you didn't want me, if you were in the hospital and you didn't want me to come visit you, you get to say, I don't want Katie. Just because, you know, your wife says we want Katie doesn't mean Eddie wants Katie. Yeah, but if they were concerned.
About my welfare and I'm on the brink of suicide. Wouldn't you take any measure possible to have somebody help you out? What I did. What I did. Hang on. Time out. Time out. It's not up to the family. It's up to the hospital. Phil violated that. Even no matter how much the family pleads. She doesn't want to hear what you have to say, Dr. Phil. Do you want to see Dr. Phil? It was up to Brittany, and the hospital skipped Brittany and said, go ahead, Dr. Phil. Oh, really, Katie? Well, I have Dr. Phil right here. I went into the hospital dressed as an Indian with an arrow through my head so they would think I was cuckoo so I could gain access. When I talked to her, I was wearing a robe and flip-flops. Dr. Phil, that's still wrong. That's still not well right now. How did they think that she was going to talk to Dr. Phil? that on the inside at Cedars-Sinai, that although Brittany was being held under 5150, which is that she was at danger to herself as well as others, you know, they could have held her up to 72 hours. They didn't. They released her early because it's Cedars-Sinai's decision to know whether that's really a threat or not. And they determined that, you know what, no, she's fine. We can't be holding her because she is a threat to herself or others. And so they should say that she was not, that it was told BS that she was suicidal. They said that that's not the case. So where is she right now?
Right now, the last we heard, she was out near Palm Springs with that British paparazzi guy that she'd been hanging out with lately. Weird. They were drinking mimosas at a grill cafe, and they were holed up in a hotel last night and today together. So she's hanging out with a paparazzi. What do you make of that, Katie? We've got to remember, these paparazzi people, they're typically the same ones every night, so they've got to become a... weird little dysfunctional family, you know, when she gets a flat tire, they change her flat tire. When she's going through the drive-through, they say, never mind, don't worry, drive away, we'll pay for it. They help pump her gas. So these are, you know, it's a love-hate relationship, and if she may be, you know, I mean, the guy's good-looking, so maybe you've seen him a while, and he's always been the nicer one, you know, we need to go back and look at the tape to see if maybe he was the one that, you know, filled her tires and all that stuff. And so maybe she started to feel comfortable with him because it was a familiar face that she saw four times a night when she was at the gas station. Mm-hmm. Sky, you got a question? We didn't ask much with her. What we're finding out is that when she was inside that house, barricaded in the bathroom with Jaden James, there were only two other people in the house with her, and they were hired help. She doesn't have anyone yet. Hey, did we figure out what the story was with Jaden? Because remember, we heard that one of the kids was being taken to the hospital on a separate end.
They took Jay and James to the hospital in a separate ambulance, and he stayed until about 4 in the morning as released. I think they were just doing a general checkup just to make sure that since they were thinking that at one point Brittany may have been on chemicals or drugs or alcohol, they probably wanted to just do a little, just double-check the baby since he was, you know, in a room alone with the mother for a period of time. So I think they were just doing a full examination of him. This guy's got a question. Yeah, Katie, in regards to this paparazzi dude that Brittany's hanging out with, Have you heard anything to the fact that he is undercover, like trying to sell his story? You know, there's been some reports, actually, on one of the British websites that they're saying that he's trying to broker a million-dollar deal to give away inside private photos of Britney Spears. TMZ has not confirmed this story yet, but we are looking into it to see how true it is. I mean, you'd wonder. Right. Obviously, we're used to seeing people sell out. Think about Lindsay Lohan. Just this weekend, Riley Giles, the snowboarder dude that she met in rehab, sold his story to the press. And then the guy that she made out with over New Year's Eve when she was over in Europe sold his story to the press already. So it would not be surprising if this guy does it. Especially since that's his business. He's going to be a friend and he's going to be a respectable gentleman. Right.
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I'm the one who is the schizophrenic psycho. 829. A 60-year-old Norris weekend after he jumped into the back of his truck that was being stolen. There are people listening right now who were born and had never seen a Chargers playoff victory. That's true, man. That's weird. That's crazy. 15 years, man. It's been... That's crazy to think about. It's been a long time. That's crazy. But you know what? The drought is over. They beat the Titans yesterday 17-6. Wasn't pretty, but they got the job done. A pretty animated LT, too, right? Definitely. Well, you know what was crazy is when he scored that touchdown, he did a celebration dance. Yeah. I've never seen that guy celebrate. He does the flip. Right. That's as far as it goes. Yeah. But, I mean, he was so jacked and so excited. He absolutely did. That's pretty cool, right? Very cool. When you see LT getting into it, it's pretty awesome. Well, you mean you get, you know, you're like fired up. Yeah. For sure. Gets you fired up. Gets Hank Bauer fired up, that's for sure. That guy really, he gets a head of steam going on him. And he says all kinds of stuff about his stuff. Getting gangsta and all that good stuff. Let's hear him, Cup 47.
Pinnock blocking for LT. Rivers hands it off. LT on the trampoline. At the goal line. Stretching. Reaching. Touchdown! LT going gangster. The shank right in the carada of the Tennessee Titans defense. They are absolutely bleeding to death right now, Tennessee is. The blood is spurting out all over their face. He went OJ on him. That Hank, he gets into the game. That's a little much, don't you think? They're filling their cups and drinking the blood. Oh, goodness. Well, what do you want from him? Sky, what was number one at the box office? The National Treasure Secret. National Treasure Book of Secrets. Did I say secret? I meant sequel. Too many things at once. Okay, take two. The National Treasure. Crazy word sentences. Sequel, which is called Book of Secrets. Was number one, again, bringing in $20.2 million this weekend. Oh, there you go. Thank you. That was it? That was all that... What else? Oh, Juno making $16.2 million. Wow. Looks cute. Actually looks like a good movie, the Juno. That looks cute. Anything with Jason Bateman. I'll see anything with Jason Bateman. And Michael Cera in the same movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. They're good. I...
think that Jason Bateman is much more talented than they give him credit for. He was probably miscast when he was on that TV show that he was on. Hogan's Family? Hogan's Family. You know, Valerie's son. What was that show? Is that it? It was called Valerie First. What's her name? Valerie Harper. She left and Sandy Duncan came in and it became Hogan's Family. Jason Bateman wasn't on a bigger show? Well, he was on Silver Spoons when he was really young. Then he went to Hogan's family. Then he disappeared for a little while. Then he came back and he was on Arrested Development. Who's like the worst miscast ever on a movie? Oh, no question about it. Ashley's raising her hand, too. It's Keanu Reeves in Bram Stoker's Dracula. I would agree 150%. Wow, that's a good one. All right, I got the girl one. Wait a second, Count. Wait. Surfer voice. Terrible.
Easy Dracula, dude. Yeah. Hang on a second here, bro. No. But I can't really stay here tonight because I'm tired. Doctor, dude. What's up? What are you doing? What's up with those teeth, bro? Get that knife away from my neck, bro. Wait. That was spooky. Ashley, what? What movie? Who was a terrible miscast? Without a doubt. Kristen Dunst in Spider-Man. How does that make her miscast? Why do you hate her so much? She was perfectly cast. I'm taking my feelings out of this opinion. I absolutely am, Eddie. Actually, you're not. Kristen Dunst does a terrible job of delivering the lines. Who would have been better as MJ? She's not cute with the hair in her hair. You're just personal attacking her. No, no, no, because I think that It's got to be the complete package. You know who I think would have been better? Amy Adams, the girl in Enchanted. You know the girl, the redhead from Enchanted? Amy Adams, she also was in... But that doesn't mean that Kristen Dunst is miscast. I'll agree with her. I think somebody else would be better. In my opinion, a miscast is where somebody else could do a better job. In order to say it's a miscast, you have to come up with something that's just as good.
For a movie that's as huge as Spider-Man, I absolutely agree. She was great in it. She was horrible. Absolutely wrong. 5701053. She's not terrible. 5701053, if you can think of a movie where somebody shouldn't have been in it, the only rule I'll give you is, okay, fine, if you say they shouldn't be in it, you've got to come up with somebody that would have been good in it. I have one, but I don't know who I would want instead. All right, well, tell me who, and we'll tell you who should have done it. Kate Bosworth in Superman. So out. I want a strong female personality. A little witty. A little bit of a smart ass. Sigourney Weaver. She was a horrible Lois Lane. Daddy, do you agree or disagree? I kind of agree. I don't think she had the right look for the part. It was kind of distracting. I kind of agree with that. How about you, Sean? Do you think anybody was wrong for a movie? I know I got one. I think the worst of all time was when Coppola ruined his Godfather trilogy. Absolutely. By casting his daughter in Godfather 3. Absolutely. She was terrible. Dodd. Dodd. She sounds like Keanu Reeves. She was. She was. She basically was like a surfer chick playing the Italian daughter of Michael Corleone. And she was awful. She was terrible. So, 570-1053.
Who should not have been in something? P1K9. Yes, sir. I think that Christian Bale should have replaced Kevin Costner in Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves. Now, this is interesting. You bring up something interesting. Hang on a minute. Wow. He's bringing up an actor from a different time period, which I kind of think is an interesting thought. But it's impossible. It is impossible. You can't really do it. It's impossible. You have to get the DeLorean up to 88 miles an hour in order to do it. But I do think it's interesting to go, hmm, why that movie? I thought Kevin Costner, I think that was one of Kevin Costner's only good movies. Really? It's true, it was one of his only good movies, but it was only good because of the people in there with him. If you would have had everybody else talking like an idiot from the 21st century, then you are the 20th century, then it wouldn't have been a good movie at all. The supporting characters made it good. I hate Kevin Costner, so. Like Kristen Slater and Morgan Freeman did such a great job in that movie? They were the best. He goes, wow, I feel bad. You should. P1 Sergio, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. I think you have a good one, bro. Go ahead. Yeah, I think Harrison Ford should have been Da Vinci Code instead of Tom Hanks. I think it was Forrest Gump every time I saw it. That's a pretty interesting thought. That's a pretty interesting thought. Again, I disagree. Really? Yeah. Did you think that Tom Hanks did a bad job?
Not necessarily. I just think the character is more of an Indiana Jones guy than a Forrest Gump guy. I think Ashley should have been in The Princess Bride instead of the one lady, the old lady that was singing. No, she should have been in Spider-Man. Yeah, too. Way better job. Way better job, you ask me. Thanks. P1 Chuck Steak's on the line. Chuck Steak, go ahead. Yes, I'm calling about the... I think that Tom Cruise shouldn't have been in War of the Worlds, and I think that Tom Hanks would have done a better job. Tom Cruise should not have been in War of the Worlds. I agree with you 100%. I thought you loved that movie. I did. I disagree with the choice of Tom Cruise being the lead actor, but I liked the movie a lot. It had more to do with Steven Spielberg than it did with... I certainly didn't love it because of Tom Cruise. But Tom Hanks as a replacement? No way. I don't know about that. I like Tom Hanks, but I don't know about that choice. I love Tom Cruise. We know, Eddie. I think that Tom Cruise was a terrible, terrible, terrible miscast in Interview with a Vampire. Yes. Playing Lestat. And you know who I think would have been better? The guy that played Johnny Cash. Joaquin Phoenix? Joaquin Phoenix. I think would have made a cool...
He would have been too young at that time. Yeah, you take him now. That's what I'm saying. I like the idea of being able to take actors and move them around. I hate that idea. I love it. I don't like that. I want to do that. It makes no sense. Okay, so Lucille Ball would have been better as Ripley in the movie Alien. Definitely, Lucille Ball. She would be good in anything. Mikey Show. Hello. Sean, can we talk about the fact that you fell out of your bed last night? Oh, no, dude. Please talk about it. Sean fell out of his bed last night. How does that happen? You're cute. How did that happen? Don't they put the little bars up? Where was the safety net? No, I don't sleep in a gurney. What happened? I don't know because I woke up in midair. What? Yeah, dude. Were you levitating? No. Again? I woke up as I was falling. Well, Sean has a lot of supernatural stuff happening. Yes. So I think what happened was I was like close to the edge of the bed and I, you know how you toss and turn, you know, during the night. And so I flipped over to the wrong side and went flying off the bed and just went crash right into the ground. You don't have a nightstand? I do, but it wasn't like.
I guess I have so many pillows that my head is kind of far away from it. So the way I lay down, the nice thing is close to the headboard. So when I fell out, I actually fell just right to the ground. And I hurt my wrist. I hurt both my knees. And I did something to my foot. Oh, no. And scared the... hell out of my wife oh i'm sure must have made quite a thud jump awake yeah i mean well no she was actually downstairs watching television so all of it and our bedroom is like right above there wait what time is i need a timeline what are we talking uh this was probably like 10 30 oh okay and she was still up watching tv yeah she was watching television really scared her and she was kind of angry the house was coming down All right. Right? Well, because it's storming like crazy up there. She must have thought like a tree fell on top of the house. Oh, that's funny. Mikey, you're just piling on here, buddy. Well, I think it kind of fits, don't you think? Absolutely. I don't think so. Sean's a big fan of 80s music and this song is called Catch Me, I'm Flying. I know, I know. It's me, Sean is falling. I hurt myself, dude.
What about Falling Out of Bed by Squeeze? That's not... I don't know. Is that really a song? Oh, no. It's Black Coffee in Bed. My bad. What about Sean Fell Out of the Bed by Van Halen? That's a good one. Oh, that's one of my favorites of all time. Sean, are you going to do anything to guard against this sort of thing in the future? Strap a bed. What can I do? Well, I mean... Barricade yourself? Put a little air mattress down on the floor? Not a bad idea. Or maybe a trampoline? Okay. Sky, that's ridiculous. You can't put a trampoline. You can't? No, but an air mattress. Why can't you put a trampoline? It's a trampoline's round. If he fell out of it. No, the real big ones. Yeah, the giant ones. It's not a bad idea. Yeah. Plus, it's fun. Yeah. That'd be awesome. What about a whole bunch of cardboard boxes? That's what stuntmen do. Sorry, Sean. Stuntmen. I like how this is so hard. Use cardboard boxes. No, you're injured. Don't they? They jump off a building into a cardboard box is what you're telling me. That's what I thought they did. I think they maybe take more precautions than that. Oh, I think you're right. Isn't that what Bear Grylls falls on when he jumps out of the airplanes? You know, he puts like cardboard boxes down there. It just softens the fall. And a stack of binder paper. You too. Sean, have you considered a nest? No. Hey, these are... I'm looking out for the guy's safety. Well... Mikey Show.
No? Yes, you're on the air. Hang on. I don't know. No problem. Not an issue. No problem. Not an issue. We'll be here when you're ready. What are you doing, sir? You said hang on. Mike, how seriously? I just wanted to... Did anybody hear what he was doing? No, he said hold on. A little busy, bro. Just curious. Sorry, dude. I'm sure he's calling about Sean and wants to add something to the whole Sean dilemma. You fall out of bed. Uh-oh. Well, no, he's angry with us. Mikey Show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to replace Elijah Wood with Emmanuel Lewis. I used to call about that. I should be screening phone calls or letting Rob do it. Stay on topic, bro. We're talking about Sean falling out of bed. No, we're not. We can move on. Wouldn't have hurt so bad if he wasn't in those bunk beds. You know, you fall out of the top bunk. That's scary. It's smart. That's what it does. That's scary, man. Is what it does. It's a fix. Stand or fall. Oh. It's an 80s song. Not funny. You know what Sean chose. Making you feel better, Sean. Shut up. Wow, you're only a supporter. Yeah, I'm sorry he took that tone with you, Ashley. It's LeBlanc. Cause Sean's...
I think it could be a genuine hazard. Because it happened once doesn't mean it isn't going to happen again. If I were you, I would take precautions, man. Like what? Exactly. Like a crib? Dude, I know that sounds silly, but what if that helped? Can you guys imagine a video that's being done where Sean's falling out of bed and it's like super slow-mo with this song? He doesn't want to take our advice. I guess that's his deal. Well, we're just glad. There is no advice. All you're doing is playing stupid songs that have the word fall in them. P1 Sicko's on the line. Yeah, he's probably got practice doing it. I think Sean should build a dam. What about that, Sean? Oh, that's a great idea. Yeah, that is a great idea. P1 The Kid. Yeah. I agree. Hey, Michael, what's good? What do you think? I think maybe Sean should go to sleep, you know, strap with a parachute. Oh.
That's not a bad idea. Because he said he woke up mid... No, that's a ridiculous one, you guys. There's not enough distance. No, that one's ridiculous. I'm sorry. I'm going to have to put my foot down on that one. All right, fine. He said he woke up mid-fall. He could pull the string. But there's not enough distance for him to pull the cord. Maybe he should make the bed higher. Oh. Well, no. If he's levitating, then it works. If he makes the bed higher. That way, if he falls out, he has enough time. Okay, my bad. P1 Gary? Yes. Go ahead. It's just time to move Sean's side of the bed up against the wall. Hey, Sean, that's a legitimate one. What do you think about that? I'm not going to do that. Why not? Well, I mean, first of all, you'd have to rearrange the whole bed. I mean, it's stupid. Yeah, well, guess what? You got no ailments, you do that. It happened one time, dude. It's not like it happens all the time. I'm telling you, man, this can become a habit. P1 Messy Can's on the line. Yeah, maybe Sean should put bamboo sticks next to his bed. You know, that's what pandas do. So they won't fall. That is true, Sean. Bamboo's a little rough, though. It'll still hurt. It's going to break the fall, though. I mean, he's going to be hungry the whole time. Right. I think it's time for a safety dance. I agree. Whenever you have a friend that is hurting themselves, what you do is you do the safety dance, and then they will be safe. You do the S-S-S-S-A-A-A-A-F-F-F-E-E-C-E-S.
Is there a song called Stop Falling Out of Your Bed? That'd be perfect to play. Walla Voodoo? You're telling me Walla Voodoo has a song called Quit Falling? B-side of Mexican Radio. Is Sean Quit Falling Out of Your Bed? What is Sean doing? P1 Granny is on the line. Hey Mikey. Hi Granny. I also fell out of my bed. And you couldn't get up. That's okay. You're a grandmother. Life alert. Pretty much. You know, I had a bad dream and I was like dodging bullets or something. It hurts like hell, doesn't it? Where? It's right, Granny. Broken hip. My bed is on risers. Shut up, Eddie. So I flew out of bed, landed right on my tailbone, blew out. I've fallen and I can't get up. Sean, have you considered life alert? What about life alert? Have you considered kissing my... Wait a minute. Hang on a second. Kissing or what? Sean falls out and he can be like. Want to know? The clapper. What? Turn on the lights? What's the clapper for? The first thing you want is light in the room. Oh, okay. Fall out of there, you're like. Yeah. You just turn them off now. Oh, I turn them off. Now I can't see. Great. Dang it. Where's my life alert? It's supposed to be around your neck. It's supposed to be around your neck. There it is. It's right around my neck. That's where you keep it. Help!
Help. Hey, will somebody help me? Help. Help is on the way, Sean. Who is this? This is Life Alert. Well, send someone over here. What is the problem exactly? I fell out of the bag. But are you a grown man? Yeah, I am. How does that happen, sir? Don't turn a humiliating scenario into something worse. Well, we're just concerned about you. Just send somebody, will ya? Like who? A forklift? I don't know what we're sending. Sean looks irritated. Why? Sean. We're just concerned. You want Chuck? Chuck, go ahead. What a great idea, stupid. This is the Mikey Show. Get downloads and podcasts at rock1053.com. Look, we know that boy's gonna ask again, so let's be ready. Fine, I'll be him. You ready? Ready. Mom, could you hook me up with a GoPhone? You'll run up the bill, son. Yo, that's whack, moms. GoPhone is totally different. What, it'll only cost me an arm? Chillax, it has unlimited talk and text. Seriously? Word. Okay, we'll get a GoPhone. Really? Really? That is the bomb.
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I am not gay. I never have been gay. Fine, but I like that song, though. I mean, maybe I'm not, but I like that song. Sounds gay. I so badly, I want to be like the man's man that just likes hard rock and heavy metal. That's just not who I am, you know? I'm a man and you're a man. Now, where do we go from here? Why fight it? You know, that's the thing. It's like, why fight? I mean, for the more I fight, it's not going to change it. Yeah, don't spend your life in the closet. No. See, you're insinuating I'm a homosexual. It's not that. I'm not saying that at all. Breast areas are homosexual hangouts. I'm just saying I like it. And when I hear it, I can't control that. I say, oh, that's catchy. I can't control that. I don't dance around. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. I was talking to Sean on Instant Message during the break. And he says that he forgot to mention. Before he fell out of the bed, he stepped in a cat turd and tracked it all over the house. How did that happen? I was so mad. I went into the laundry room just to put some whites in there so my wife could wash them today. I put Mexicans in mine. To each their own. He puts whites, I put Mexicans. I can't afford them. And the cat had done something right in the middle and I wasn't watching where I was going.
And so I'm, like, going all over the house. And suddenly, you know, I realize, like, there's a really bad smell in the air. Wait a minute. You're telling me that your cat made number two in your, like, cleaning laundry room? In the laundry room. Right in the middle of the floor in the laundry room. That's awful. That's the worst. It was really awful. And I went all over the house. I went from room to room to room. There was, like, I want to say, well, I'll be conservative. There was like 20 spots that I was on my hands and knees scrubbing with the spot remover. Oh, that's terrible. That's so gross. It's 8-59. Britney Spears got quite the surprise on Saturday when Dr. Phil showed up at her hospital room. The other game yesterday saw the New York Giants beat Tampa Bay 24-14. Remember how I told you that the lead singer of Silverchair was married to... He's Australian. All those guys in Silverchair are Australian. And he's married to this Australian singer named Natalie Imbruglia.
They're splitting up. They're getting a divorce. Yeah, after four years of marriage. He's really young. Is he? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When they were out, when they were big in the 90s, they were like 14 or something like that. He's probably only 20 years old or something. 22, I don't know, at the most, I think. That's hot. They were like real super young when the song was a big hit. Sweet. I don't know, maybe he's older. I think he was like 14. That's crazy. So anyway. They're splitting up. That's crazy. Some guy is suing Disney because he says Hannah Montana was his idea. Everybody always says, when someone's big, there's always someone to go, that was my idea. Well, this guy, a judge has just set an August court date to hear this case, but he says he has proof that back...
In 2001, he pitched a show to Disney called Rock and Rollin', which stars a junior high school student who is secretly a pop star and the main breadwinner of a family. Is that what Hannah Montana is? Yeah, she's like this undercover rock star, and no one knows. She leads a life as a normal girl going to school, but she puts on a wig, and she's really a rock star. And isn't the deal, like, she's got a boyfriend. And her and the boyfriend will be, like, always about to start kissing, and then Billy Ray Cyrus, her father, walks in. That's, like, the deal. Oh, really? Yeah, they were talking about it the other day on ESPN, of all things. What? One of the guys on ESPN's kid watches it all the time. Sounds like a good show. Yeah, it sounds like, you know. My wife and I were talking about something kind of similar the other day. But maybe the guy has a point. Maybe the guy really did come up with the idea. ripped off a billion times. Rob has come up with a ton of different songs that later have been taken by somebody else. Justin Timberlake ripped them off. Rob had this song and it sounds so similar to Justin Timberlake. I'm bringing sexy back. Rebecca and I had a 30 to 45 minute conversation about Three's Company last week.
Maybe the greatest show ever on television. Wow. Ever. There's just no doubt about it. But it was so predictable. I mean, you always knew there was going to be a misunderstanding. So I said to my wife, I go, how many were they able to come up with so many misunderstandings? Yes. But how was that the greatest show ever? It was great, man. When I was 14 years old, I was addicted. That was my first addiction. Three's Company. Wow. And it was always like Jack being gay or something or having sex with one of the... wives of somebody or something like that. And more stuff went down at that Regal Beagle. Oh, man. That was the place. Oh, that Regal Beagle, man. That booth right when you first walk in the joint. Now, were you a Ropers guy or a Furley guy? Equal. Really? Love them both. Give them both to me in equal portions. I'll take a little Roper and a little Furley. Because they both have their really good points, you know? Yeah, they both had their really funny stuff.
So you didn't care when Chrissy left? You were still in? Yeah, I still kept watching it. Because then the Hick cousin... Terry? Came in. Well, it wasn't Terry. That was the first one was that Hick girl. She was in there for one season. And then Terry came in. Then Terry came in. I'm trying to... I'm trying to remember the hick. I can't remember what her name was. She was real pretty. Yeah, but she was too much like Chrissy. And then the next one that came in wasn't as dumb, right? She wasn't really dumb. Terry was kind of smart. And Terry needed to be kind of dumb. Yeah. Larry, all he was concerned about was having sex. That's all he wanted to do. His character just said, wants to have sex. That was the description. And it was brilliant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really? Everything revolved around him trying to... have intercourse hook it up he was always trying to hook up and it was always a regal beagle that's where everything happened that was until uh jack opened his own restaurant jack's bistro remember that because he was a chef so he opened the bistro and then chef who never really cooked anything not once interesting i don't think the guy ever did anything once but it was always and rebecca goes how many times with somebody getting chased around that couch
You got that right. Somebody was always chasing someone else. Or someone's in one room and they don't know that there's somebody else in the other room and they're opening and closing doors at very convenient times. How ironic. P1 Chrissy is on the line and actually has the name of who it was. Who was it? Cindy Snow. It was Cindy Snow. Mikey Show. Hello. Yes, go ahead. You're on the air. Hi. May I help you? They're hanging up because they probably heard me say Cindy Snell. So you never got annoyed? I watched a couple episodes. Addictive, Scott. And then I was like, okay, give me more credit. No way. I'm a smart person. I get it. There's going to be a misunderstanding. I get it. I couldn't get enough misunderstanding. I wanted more and more misunderstanding. I was so annoyed with it. Something about jacksexuality, something of this nature. It would always be. You ever been injured by food?
What are you talking about? Well, the reason I said that is because we were talking about this. We were talking about this Three's Company thing. And as we were talking about it, it just popped into my head as we were talking about it. I was taking something out of the microwave. And I stuck, it was a bowl. And I stuck my thumb right into boiling lava. That's what you were heating up. I was heating some lava up. And I can't tell you how many times my wife, Rebecca, has almost had to go to the trauma unit with those Hot Pockets. I don't know how they're still legal, Hot Pockets. I don't know how Hot Pockets are still legal. There's a warning. Oh, it doesn't matter. We mess it up every time. You need to wait. We don't wait. We can't wait. It's too delicious. They're filled with lava, though. I had a Hot Pocket incident. You had a Hot Pocket one? Oh, yeah. It was one of the ones that was like the pizza. Hot pocket. And I bit into it and the lava came out over it and went all over my face and chin. I'm scarred for life. That's why I wear the goatee. My mom was taking a pot of hot water off of the stove one time and accidentally poured it on me.
It didn't really hurt, though. And she started bawling and crying. And I didn't really feel it. I felt more bad for her because she thought it burned me real bad. And it didn't burn me really at all. Like, you know, it got on my clothes, but it didn't really get on me. I almost cried. Anybody ever had, like, a sugar mishap? Like, boiling sugar? That stuff's terrible. I have a crazy one. What? My grandma, you know, we're big bakers in my family. It's genetic. And my grandma was, this is back in the day when she... Skipped a generation. Yeah. What? Go ahead. Anyways, so my grandma was baking and she uses what we all use in my family, those electric mixers. Right. So it spins real fast with a beater. A lot of families use those these days. I heard that. But people who take their baking seriously do prefer the electric mixer. It's easier. As opposed to like a wooden spoon in your hand. Right. Takes less time. And she was mixing, and then she went to go, like, she was doing something in terms of, like, cleaning the bowl. Right. And so her thumb was right near the edge, and the beater nipped her thumb, and the tip of her thumb got chopped off by the beater. She had razor blades for, you know. It was going full speed. It was going full speed, and she accidentally, like, got her thumb in there, and it nipped, and to this day, she's got, like, half a thumb. That shouldn't.
be capable. That's hysterical. They shouldn't be capable of cutting off your thumb. Right? 5701053. It's usually microwave. Yeah, I had an egg explode on me from the microwave. I was doing some experiments when I was younger. Experiment? Yeah, sure. What were you doing? What do you mean? Well, I wanted to see how long it would take for an egg to explode. Oh, you actually put the egg with the shell? Yeah. Oh my goodness. And right... When I thought it was not going to work, I opened it and it exploded right when I opened it and it went all over me. Oh, dude, did that burn like crazy. It burned the hell out of me. Luckily, a lot of it got on my shirt and stuff, but it got on my arms and stuff. See, which is weird. I always did those experiments shirtless, which was real dangerous. You got to be smarter than that, bro. You got to be smarter than that. And that's why I shaved my head, too, with all the microwave experiments I did. Hey, you can never be too careful. Oh, sure. P1 Furzerk is on the line right now. That's what he calls himself, P1 Furzerk. Yeah. Furzerk. Yeah. I was wondering, how many people still leave that metal twist tie on the bread when they put it in the microwave to defrost? You know how some people freeze their bread and they stuff it in the microwave? I have never done that. And I would never, ever... Oh, man. Defrosting bread in the microwave is gross. It always comes out hard in the middle. Well, not only that, but...
I don't know that you should put an entire loaf of bread in the microwave with, like, the plastic on it. Yeah. The whole thing, and it helped us out. But my brother decided to leave the metal twist tie-in that caught fire, and it was kind of funny, but he freaked out. Yeah, you got to be more careful. I accidentally stuck, and this wasn't very long ago. This was a couple months ago. I accidentally stuck some tinfoil in the microwave. Oh. And it started popping and fire, and it went nuts. Sparking. You're not supposed to do that. Sparking and doing all kinds of stuff. P1 Pool Boy. Yeah, I was calling in just because the same day I was getting fired from a Boston market. Just as the guy was coming up to tell me that I was getting fired, I dropped a spigot in a rotisserie oven because you guys were talking about burns. Yeah. And just as the guy was coming up to fire me, I dropped one of these rotisserie chickens off the spigot into this boiling grease that's like 500 degrees. Yeah. And I watched my skin on my forearm bubble up and pop. Oh! Holy Toledo. Dude, that sounds gnarly. That's gross. Gnarly. And I'm sitting there, like, staring at my forearm just because the guy's telling me I'm not going to get, like, any benefits or anything or any unemployment. That's pretty brutal. You ever hurt yourself with food? Call us at 570-1053. P1 Sanjay is holding on to tell us about his egg story, Eddie. Yes. Next. Hey, Mikey. The Mikey Show is on.
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Jacuzzi Club. I'm money. Ashley, so that nobody ever makes fun of you, I'm going to tell you that this band is called Lincoln Park and not Linking Park. Oh, my God. I want you to know because I don't want you to ever say that and somebody goes, no, it's actually Lincoln Park. Well, nobody would have known that if you didn't say it on the air to all of San Diego, Mike. Even my seven-year-old knows that. Oh, my goodness. Welcome back. It's 9-17. Due to the rain, we saw some flooding. The rain. Due to the rain, we saw some flooding and small landslides over the weekend. Gotta love the Chargers and their defense basically held the Titans to no points in the second half as they beat them yesterday 17-6. Seattle beat Washington, right? That is correct. Jacksonville beat Pittsburgh. Correct. Giants beat Tampa. Every game next week is going to be great.
Great storylines. Seattle Green Bay, what's the story there? Well, you got the return of Mike Holmgren to Green Bay. Oh. Where Lambeau Field is located. You got Matt Hauselbach returning to Green Bay where his last playoff game, he went into overtime and he won the toss and says, we'll take the ball and we're going to score. And then threw an interception for a touchdown. Oh. So that's interesting. Jacksonville, New England, duh. Pretty good. Obviously, New England taking on a pretty good Jacksonville team. That's going to be a tough game for them. Really tough matchup. Dallas and the Giants. Dallas and the Giants. Obviously, they're division rivals and hate each other, so great game. And then the big one. Oh, boy. San Diego, Annapolis. You better believe it, baby. That's right. P1 Sanjaya has been holding. What did you do with an egg, Sanjaya? Thank you very much. Sky, have you ever been hurt by ham? They're in love. Ham would never hurt her. I'm playing the odds. If you mess around with ham enough, eventually it's going to bite you. They have a mutual understanding, mutual love for each other.
I'm just saying, Eddie, if you're a snake handler, eventually one's going to bite you. If you're dealing with ham as much... Come get some ham! If you're a ham wrangler, stick your hand in that ham basket all willy-nilly, eventually the ham's going to do something. You never know. You don't ever know. Sky, you don't know. Be careful. How would you all shut up? Play it safe, guy. I'd like that. What's up with Zeth's love life? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Zeth is a lot like an intern. He works on the show. He is a member of the show. He's the seventh member of the Mikey Show. He's only 22. Let me describe him. If they were looking for an extra for the movie American History X, he would have been perfect. He's a white kid. How tall are you, Zeth? About 6'3". He's 6'3", a white kid. He's got... A shaved head. And he looks, and he's got tattoos everywhere. He looks dangerous and mean. But he's actually a very sweet, he's a sweetheart. He's a very sensitive, sweet guy. And his love life is so messed up. Now, this is what we've heard as a recurring thing. I'm going to break it down. I'm going to analyze it. I'm going to fix it today. Please. Wow. It upsets me. I'm going to fix it today. Holy cow. Fix him.
The big deal that we keep hearing over and over again is this theme of, you know, oh my goodness, the standards are so stupid. The standards. The standards. Yes. He has to date supermodels or they're not worthy of his time. Yes. Seth, do you want to speak to this? No, not really. I mean, from your guys' perspective, yeah, that would be correct. So I'm not going to argue with it because in a way you are right. Yeah. Okay. I know why. I know why you do this, but I want you to tell me why you think you do it. I think it's because I have some abandonment and intimacy issues. That's why you do it. So I set the standards entirely too high, so they're unreachable. Now, are you saying that because I told you that, or are you saying that because you knew that? I knew part of it, but you kind of explained it better to me, so I understand it better now myself. What, Eddie? Well, if you told him what it is, I mean, what was the point? I know it. I know it. I wanted to see what he thought, but I was thinking he would give me what his actual thoughts were. He's not smart enough to figure that out. Good point. No offense. Oh, I'm not taking it. Don't read into it. With all due respect. Totally. I'm going to give you a book. Okay. I'm going to tell you what book to read. Dating for dummies? Yeah. What is it? The book is called He's Scared, She's Scared. The author is.
Oh, no. Stephen Carter. He's scared, she's scared, understanding the hidden fears that sabotage your relationships. Oh, that tickles me. Talking to a guy who was dating a girl six months, got engaged, and that tickles him. Take all the shots you want, man. I'm just saying. I thought we were friends, Rob. Hey, we are. Let me tell you. I try to help you all the time. I'm going to explain. All the time. Please. Well, first of all, let's discuss. Supermodels, right, Eddie? It's got to be a supermodel. You don't know Ash? You're his friend. No, I know, but I don't really know about what you guys are talking about. Well, let's just say that I've been around Zeph long enough to, I've seen girls kind of flirt with him, and one that I know flat out asked him out. Kind of around the building?
Cute girls. Some were around the building. Some were at our cricket appearances and things like that. And, I mean, these are gorgeous girls. And he's like, no, no. Not good enough. Not good enough. Really? I'm like, dude, what? Now, what he says is, he doesn't actually say the words not good enough, but that's what he's saying. He is saying that. He asks us to rate them on a one through ten. Yeah, you'll go, what do you think? And he'll do the, eh. You know, like... Not that great. Not that great. You've got to scrimmage before you play the real game. You know what I'm saying? Well, and the thing is, these are cute girls. I don't even consider it a scrimmage. You know? What, Rob? You don't think that... No, no, no. I'm agreeing. I'm agreeing. You're agreeing with Zeph. Well, we only date supermodels, too. So what are we talking about? Yeah, but Rob actually gets them. That's the difference. Well, yeah, see, that's the difference. I'm like twice a dirtbag with half the charm. It just doesn't work out for me. Stick with me for a week. You don't have any game anymore. What are you talking about? Rob is a very charming guy. Rob is a very charming guy. Thanks, Mike. Zeth is not necessarily a very charming guy. No. Creepy is the word for it. Awkward, baby? I won't read into it. Fine. Awkward. Never heard of it. With all due respect. Yeah, please. Oh, man. Wow.
Now, a lot of you, as I tell you this, this may apply to you. This may not apply to you. But I'm going to tell you exactly what it is. This is what the deal is. You have a fear of intimacy. And it's not just a physical. It's an emotional fear of intimacy. And you get close to somebody. You go to a certain point. And then when you get to that certain point where you start to feel like it's maybe serious. And sometimes even before you do that, like in your case. And then you back away or you do something to mess it up. Now, what does that stem from? It stems from a lot of times from your childhood. It could be a variety of reasons, but I'm just going to give you an example. Like one example could be that in your childhood, somebody split on you. A parent, a mom or a dad split on you. Now, if they split on you, you don't want that to happen anymore. You don't want somebody splitting on you anymore. So what you do is you create a defense to it. I'll make it so that you split before anything ever even happens. Before I love you, I'll get it so you split. Or I'll split. One of the two. But what is really terrifying is somebody that you could have feelings for. That's scary. Because your history with that is that when you have feelings for somebody, they go away.
And it's tremendously painful. So you want to correct that. You don't want to go through that pain. But Zeth claims he's not attracted to these attractive women, these non-supermodel attractive women. That's what he says. And he talks about how he doesn't want to hurt them by going out with them because that may lead them on. And so he'd rather not go out at all. You know why he says, and everybody listening right now, if you know somebody like, we've all known Zeth. We've all known somebody that their standards are real high. And I say it in finger quotes, their standards are real high, okay? Basically, when they're saying to you, guy or girl, when they say to you, eh, and you're like, what? That girl's gorgeous. Or what? That dude's really good looking. When they do that, it's easier for them to say that to you than to go, I do find them attractive. I wish I could do something about it. But if I was being really, really honest, I'm afraid. of getting in that relationship. I'm afraid of going there. He's a good-looking kid. He could get the girls that we're talking about. If he wanted to, he could get them, but he screws it. He will screw it up. The other thing he'll do is he'll set the bar at an unattainable level. When he tells you what he's looking for, it's usually unrealistic. You're like, how are you going to find that? The only thing I don't get in that theory is nobody's saying that Zeth has to
marry these girls or even be in a relationship. What's the problem with even hanging out with a girl or dating them? It's like this. It's like when somebody takes a little, when a doctor takes the little rubber mallet and hits you in the knee and your knee pops up. It's like a reflex. His reflex, his instinct is that I don't want to get hurt. I don't want to get hurt. I don't want to get hurt. That's your theory, right? Should we ask the guy? Read the book. I'm talking to Zeth. I'd rather hear it from the horse's mouth. Is this right? I think there's a combination of both. I do have those problems that Mike's talking about where it's kind of the reflex thing. But it also, to a point, it's the same thing that I was saying before. Because there are some girls that I'm just plain not attracted to. And that happens with everybody. Even though they're cute and really, really nice and have great personalities and all that stuff? Yeah. Okay. I'm going to suggest that this is not a conscious thing. If it were conscious, when I described the theory to him, he wouldn't have gone, oh, wow. Because you don't think about it consciously. You kind of have to investigate and go, why is this the deal?
It's a very subconscious thing. Because you went out with Jess from The Apprentice. And you weren't scared of that. Was that because she was really hot? When girls are really hot, you're not scared? I don't get it. Can I explain? Good points, guy. When you have a fear of intimacy, it doesn't mean you're allergic and you can never go out with somebody. People that have issues with intimacy, they do. They get into relationships. But those relationships will generally... not become relationships like you know, Sky, or where you're in a long-term, healthy, running relationship. A lasting relationship. A lasting relationship. They're the people that you know that haven't had a boyfriend or a girlfriend for like 10 years. They're good-looking people, and they have super high standards that they have to fit these requirements. And he does. It doesn't mean they've never been in a relationship. A lot of times they have.
And a lot of times, sometimes it was that last one that was a doozy that hurt them so bad that they sabotage future ones. Have you ever been in a long-term relationship? Yeah, right before I started on The Apprentice, actually, I broke up with a girl. We were together for four years. Four years? Yeah. What happened? You hear that, girls? You can stay committed. I don't know. It was kind of a blindside type thing. I went out of town for a couple weeks, and I came back, and she was just kind of over it. Well, you won't let that happen again. She's a jerk. I guess not. You will not let that happen again. And was she a supermodel or was she just an attractive normal girl? Just an attractive normal girl. Sky. I'm feeling it, Mike. Hang on a second. I'm seeing what you're saying. Yeah, the whole supermodel thing. Well, no, I get it. It's for them. It doesn't even really exist. It's not like this. It's not like he really... If he is not attracted... What he's not attracted to is getting hurt. Right, is being vulnerable. Right. But with the supermodel chicks, it never can get there. Not only that, but let's take a girl that's very pretty. And let's say Eddie goes, Seth, why don't you go for that girl? She's really good looking. And Seth goes, eh. What we're doing is we're taking it at face value and we're thinking that what he's saying is she's not pretty enough.
That's not really what he's saying. It's what he's saying. It's not what's happening. She's absolutely pretty enough. In fact, she may have been prettier than the one that jacked him up. The deal is, he's going to say, no, not pretty enough. Not pretty enough. Because he doesn't have to get involved then. Thus, no getting hurt. Is that any of this? Yeah, it makes sense to me. Okay, so let's go back to this gal that we talked about before. I don't know how to say this. Prior, when we discussed it, you were saying that she's not supermodel. Are we talking about a specific person? Well, one of a handful of girls that have approached Zeth. What does that mean, Rob? Why did you say it like that? Because he's got choices. He's got options. Yeah, no, there's, you know, and these are attractive, you know, nice girls. You like girl parts? Yes. Well, that is a good question. I'm just asking, I want you to clarify. No, I've got to clarify. Clarify, making sure we're cool. We're all on the same page. 100%. All just girl parts? Yeah, just girl parts. No, nothing. Yeah, yeah. So now going back to that, has your view of that girl changed now that we've had this conversation? He's not outies. Stop it.
I want to wrestle you so freaking bad. Has your view of that girl changed? Or is it all still the same even after this conversation? That specific one, view has not changed with, no. Okay, well, you're the worst. And we're sure no sugar in the tank, right? None. Yeah, I think, my opinion, if Zeth can go back and resolve the thing with the chick before, you will find his... So-called standards come into a normal area again. See, I don't think so. Okay. I mean, like, I get what you're saying, and it makes total sense, but we've had a lot of talks about this. What do you think he's going to say to you, Sky? If what I'm saying is true, do you think he's going to say to you, how many people do you know that are like me, and they just tell you everything going on inside them? That's true.
Guys aren't going to go, well, you know, the thing is, I was really hurt once by this girl, and it was real devastating, and it took a long time for me to get in. He doesn't even really get it himself. Do you think there's anything to do with the fact that he's now rolling with B-Rob all the time, and so he wants his lady to be on that attractiveness scale? Because B-Rob gets supermodels? Right. Sky, yes. I mean, who wouldn't? What guy wouldn't want to be dating girls that look like the girls that Rob usually goes out with? But if your thought is, oh, well, Rob gets these real beautiful girls, and so now Seth thinks he needs to do that. Well, what guy doesn't? Every guy would love to. I mean, sure. But what we're talking about is, does he really think that these girls, that Eddie is going, hey, man, that girl's pretty hot. Does he really think that they're not attractive? I believe his mind is telling him, not hot enough, not hot enough, not hot enough. That way, he doesn't have to get involved. It could stay that way forever and ever and ever. And not only that, I will even take it a step further. I'll take it a step further. I'll even say this. Let's say that a supermodel started working here tomorrow and she started flirting with Zeth. He'd find a way to screw it up. He would say something to her either in person.
IM, email, text, he'd say something that would be weird. Well, oh, so that's why he does that? Does he do that? What? Oats? What? Oats, do you sometimes, do you, tell me your IM people. Well, no, no, no, don't tell me that. I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no What I'm wondering is, if you have a girl that you're interested in, and then you're pursuing her, so is that your tactic to pursue her with inappropriate comments so that she will never really like you? Because that's what you do. Or at least I've seen you do that with a girl that I was trying to fix you up with, and then next thing I know, she's coming to me being like...
Seth IM'd me the weirdest thing the other day, like, about how he has gonorrhea. And then, like, I didn't get it. Guys, check this out. I didn't get it. Can I tell the story, Seth? Can I tell the story? Yeah. Okay, good. Check this out. Now, everybody listening right now, all you P1s, listen to this and see if this sounds familiar, especially you fellas. And you ladies that are listening, ask yourself if you've ever experienced this with a guy. Okay? Eddie, you're going to love this. Great. So this girl is a real pretty girl, okay? And they're getting to know each other and maybe building, you know, to maybe something, okay? And he mentions to her over the instant message that he has like a cold, you know, that he's sniffling or he's got a runny nose or something like that, right? And she says to him very sweetly back on the instant message, oh, are you getting a cold? And his joke, back to her, is, no, I think it's gonorrhea. Or no, I think it's AIDS. Or something like that, right? And she's like, hmm, that's weird. Okay, but to explain. Or he'll text her. Weird thing. Late at night. Okay, hang on. Hang on. I'm outside. Nice nightgown. Now, to explain this specific example.
When he says, yeah, I got these sniffles, blah, blah, blah, and she writes to him and says, oh, do you have a cold? Is it a cold? If you're coming down with a cold. That is very, that's like care. That question that's being asked of him is like care. Definitely. And something happens inside of him that recognizes that as care, love, goodness. Blah, blah, blah. And now he's getting hit in the knee with the rubber mallet. And he goes into protect myself mode. And writes back, it's gonorrhea. It's AIDS. Which subconsciously, he knows it's inappropriate. And it does what it does. And she goes, okay. Now, when you say, Skye, when you say Zeth, is that true?
He can say whatever he wants. My feeling is that that's something that, and if you read this book, these are things that we do subconsciously. These are preservation. Normally when you're hit in the face with something you do subconsciously, you evaluate it and go, you know what, I am doing that. Maybe you do if you're the type of person that is willing to be vulnerable enough to say, that's what I do. Maybe you do. I would. Or maybe he really does have gonorrhea. Is that it, Seth? Is it a gonorrhea issue? Not that I know of. Can you imagine if he's like... I wasn't joking. Seth, what do you think? This guy's right. Clear your throat. Leave him alone, Sean. Dude, he's got gonorrhea. Of the throat? Yeah, it happens. This guy's right where if it's something you do subconsciously... And I didn't realize that I was doing that specifically because me and you never spoke about that specifically. Yeah, I do do that. And I guess I didn't realize it until now. But yeah, I do do that. Now, there's another part of it, too. The other part of it is that he's a young guy. Yeah. And young guys kind of don't really get it. Guys are dumb. They're dumb. They're dumb. They're dumb. However, however, I would be willing to bet that there are chicks listening right now and dudes listening right now. And you go, and you may be over the age of like 30. And you go, yeah, that's me.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I do that. There are chicks listening right now. They're like, you're describing this guy I like that keeps doing this stupid. Like, you want to like him, but he's so weird. He's making it so hard. Creepy. He's putting up speed bumps to you. Just so slouchy and, like, mumbles and everything. Oh, come on, Charlie Brown. I just want to say gonorrhea. Yeah. Like, that's describing the guy you like. Oh, no. Oh, good. Guys need lessons. Men need lessons on how to be normal. Guys, don't curse to girls. And if you're the kind of guy that curses, okay, fine. I'm just saying, in the getting to know you stage, and in the, you know, Trying to get the girl stage? Don't curse. Oh, I say pardon me after.
Yes. Who's my French? Something like that. Be polite. Yeah, something classy, right? Let me tell you something. Not for real. Listen, you guys think he's kidding? I agree. You guys think he's kidding? You know how much it charms the pants off a girl when a guy with Boston tattooed on his throat curses in front of a girl and says, pardon me, because she's a lady? Yep. I do. They love it. They love it. I say that in front of my fiance all the time. I hate swearing in front of them. They love it. he's trying to say i'm sorry because you're a lady i shouldn't have said that the more charming it is oh yeah i'm telling guys don't curse and if you do say excuse they will freaking fall for you immediately you're a dude with tattoos and you're talking to a girl and you let the f-word fly and you go oh excuse me pardon me I didn't mean to say that in front of you. She'll be like, it's okay. Like, chill out in my French. In her use of language. But then she's going to go home and tell all her girls, oh my God, I can't even believe when he said that. And he was like, oh my God, because he knows I'm a lady. I don't fart. He knows I don't fart. Unless you're half going around.
Wait, wait, wait. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. How did you get it? Doesn't AIDS make you fart? Yeah. Sometimes on dates I'll just say that. I'll go, hey, did you just fart? It stinks. Is that an AIDS fart? Yeah. It smells like AIDS. Oh, my gosh. Okay. It smells like you blew a gonorrhea fart. Okay. Gross. You're such a gross pig. That's all. Pardon my French fart. Was that your bad complexion, farting? Oh, my God. P.U. What else does a guy need to remember? Okay, so don't cuss. Open doors. Oh, yeah. Big time. Big time. It's huge. Open the door for her. Car doors. Car doors. Doors to buildings. Yes. Don't make... You don't have to make the inappropriate jokes. If you're a funny person... Just make a joke. Don't make the inappropriate. Girls aren't, they don't need and desire that from you. When you're trying to get the girl, don't get wasted. Don't get wasted. Dude. Do not, do not, do not. Have a good time. Don't get wasted. Especially if she's drinking because you want to make sure she's taken care of and she's safe. Thank you. Huge. 570. Wow. You guys should write a book with us. Mikey Show. Don't hang up on you. Pick up the tab. Let's not look an eights for it.
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Well, howdy, I'm Cal Worthy. Hey, how would you like to have a brand new 08 Dodge loaded, I mean loaded with everything you ever wanted, and get $6,000 cash back? Well, does that sound good? Well, trade me that old car. I'll pay it off and I'll send you home in a brand new 08 Dodge, load it and give you 6,000 cash. Again, trade that old car. I'll pay it off. I'll send you home in a brand new 08 Dodge and give you 6,000 cash. And that's been Cal on the air. Ready to trade in your old car and have Cal pay it off and put you in a new 08 Dodge and give you 6,000 cash. He's nuts. And she didn't want to talk to him. So he followed her out to the car and he just kept telling her stuff. That's normal. Right now, Britney Spears is in Palm Desert hanging out with a paparazzi guy that she's become friendly with and drinking mimosas. I'm drunk. That's a true story. Taking the edge off. Lindsay Lohan, they were just showing on TV. They had Lindsay Lohan at some party dancing and taking a bottle of champagne and drinking it right from the bottle. It's just very bad for her. I'm Lindsay Lohan.
Yeah, that happened over, you know, the New Year's Eve celebrations. And she claims, you know, since then she had a little slip up, but she's back on the wagon now and everything's fine. I think she'll get an Academy Award for this picture. One of the dudes that she hooked up with in Italy is trying to sell his story. Oh, he already did sell it. Oh, he did? Oh, yeah. What's it going to be in? He's spilling the beans. Some British tablet. Highlights. No, not highlights. News of the world. They paid him for his story, and he talks about them hanging out and being friendly, if you will. Utterly horrendous. At the dinner they shared, she was downing vodka and cranberry juice, and just about six hours after meeting, they became intimate and spent the rest of the night being intimate. Six hours? Yep. Well, hello. How much do you get for a story like that? I don't know. Rob's thinking of a new line of work. No, for Zeth. For Seth. Yeah. Seth can't talk to girls. We just did 30 minutes on that. I'd give him an earpiece or something. All right. An earpiece. Wouldn't that be good? Hey, that just gave me an idea. Oh, no. Oh, don't, Mike. Don't. What if we put an earpiece on Seth and had Rob talk him through it and we recorded the whole thing? Oh, yeah. That's perfect. That's horrible. Brilliant. Well, you'd be nice. You don't say anything mean. Yeah. You actually get him to help. Right.
I don't know if that'd work. Why? Because I think... Zeph doesn't have Rob's charm. Like, it's... But what if he's... Rob's giving him the charm. But it's the delivery. You don't give somebody charm. What if you give it in the inflection and you say, do my inflection? It doesn't matter, Mikey. Like, you either have charm or you don't. You know what I mean? I'm willing to try, though. Wow. Yeah, I'm willing to try. Yeah, me too. With a shot. Oh, gosh. Make good radio. He doesn't have anything to lose. That's for sure. Good point. He has no self-respect. Okay, wait a second. That's not necessary. More esteem, more dignity. This probably isn't helping his issues. More self-worth. You know that Brittany is, she's lost visitation and now she's toying with the idea of representing herself. That's a good idea. Really good idea. Like a court TV, like the whole thing. That would be great. Oh man, that would be a mess. There should be some sort of advocacy group that steps in when somebody's too kooky to, you know. Make their own decisions. I think she's past the point where she's making, you know, logical, sane decisions. She shouldn't be allowed to represent herself. Somebody should step in and go, well, that's just mean. We can't let her do that. That's just mean.
She's not well right now. So since, like Mikey said, she got all her visitation taken away after the incident on Thursday night that put her in the hospital, they're saying that the judge probably won't give her visitation back unless she checks herself into a mental facility. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know she's not doing that. No way. That's crazy! This guy has a list of the most likable female celebrity. Celebrities. I know who the number one is. Who? I will say that it is Reese Witherspoon. And you would be correct. Yes. She's very likable. Is Julia still on that list? No. Erin Moran? Yeah, what about Erin Moran? Is she on that list? Oh, yeah. No. Kate Hudson? Florence Henderson? Cameron Diaz? Marion Ross? Oh, Marion Ross. Rachel McAdam? It's gotta be, right? Jessica Alba? Mm-mm. Carrie Fisher? Pia Zadora? Drew Barrymore? Mm-mm. Man Cow? Jennifer Garner. No. Whatever. Julianna Margulies. Jennifer Love Hewitt. Eve Plum. No, no. These are big relevant celebrities. Mia Farrow. Diane Keaton. Dianne Feinstein. Loretta Swit. Loretta Lynn.
Loretta Bobbitt. It's Lorena, but... Loretta Bobbitt. Dang it. Well said. Loretta Lynn. You almost had him. So close. It was real close. Liza Minnelli. Oh. Siley Myris. No. Lucy Lawless. No. Carol Channing. I love Carol Channing. Carol Channing. She's so good. Um, no. Diamonds are a girl's best friend. I'd give anything for Sean to be wearing the outfit. Oh, please. With the gloves up to his elbows. I'd love to. Form the whole thing. Diamonds are a girl's best friend. No. Do you need a hit? No. Because I can give you one. Tennille. Orlando Bloom. Orlando Bloom. These are most likable female. P1 Jennifer's got it. Go ahead. Jennifer Aniston. That is number two, yes. Of course. Yay! So unlikable. Everybody likes Jennifer Aniston. Everybody loves her. Vera Sorvino. Wow. Angelina? Shields from Shields and Yarnell. Angelina Jolie is number three. Weird. Annette Bening. Kate Beckinsale. Yeah. What about Posh Spice? Opposite. Oh, everybody loves Marissa Tomei. Yeah. Yeah, we do. What about her? Yeah, she's so sweet.
Melinda Doolittle. Weird. Mandisa. Who played Angela on Who's the Boss? Judith Light. Wow. Angela. Karen Parsons. Yeah, from the Alan Parsons Project. Ellen. Yeah, Ellen. It says female, guys. She is. Wrong gender. Soleil Moon Fry. Funky. Tyra. How about... Tootie. From the Facts of Life. Kim Fields. Nancy McKeon. Tina Yeathers. No. Michelle Pfeiffer. Justine Bateman. Angela Lansbury. Everybody loves Marissa. She wrote. Yeah, that's right. That's a great show. Okra Winfrey. The lady that played Aunt B. The lady that played Aunt B. I said Okra. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the lady that played Aunt B. I'm not checking the list. Mikey Show, hello. I got a guess. Go ahead. Tom Brady. Tom Brady's got to be. America's Sweetheart. Let me check the list. Rosario Dawson. Oh, what about Katie Holmes? Rose McGowan. Katie Holmes is number five on the list. Who likes Katie Holmes? Ladies. No, they don't. What about Tom Cruise's ex-wife? Nope. What about Sharon Stone?
What? She's real popular. No, she's hot. Everyone loves Nina Savari. You're just missing number four. Juliette Lewis. Audra Lindley. Catherine Heigl. It's a pair. Catherine Heigl. Nope. Eva Mendes. Jennifer Garner. Shauna Moran. Yep. Jennifer Love Hewitt. No, but you're close. Mikey Show. Keep going. Jennifer Jason Leigh. Keep going. What about Pam Beasley? Yeah, Pam Beasley. Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer Lopez is number four. Claire Danes. And then I have number one and two. Thora Birch. Number one and two of the least likable women in Hollywood. I would think that would be Angelina Jolie. Paris and Nicole. Paris Hilton is number one. Victoria Jackson. And Britney Spears is number two. Victoria Principal. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There it is. Erin Gray. The list is done, Sean. Rose Hill Dunno. The list is done. Skye. Edie Falco. The list is live. Did you say Skye? You better follow that up with a question. What about Angela Lansbury? Don't you wink at me. It doesn't work? No. All right. Is that the end of the list?
So in Georgia, they're going to go ahead and charge this guy with that kidnapping of that missing hiker girl. He's in court today. What's the deal with it? Well, so if you hadn't heard the story, this girl went hiking with her dog in Georgia on New Year's Day and hasn't been seen since. And witnesses saw her. with this older guy. Turns out he's 61 years old, and they say he kind of looked like a transient. He kind of was missing teeth and had this big old backpack on and whatever. So they had been looking for him as a person of interest. Now, her dog was found near this convenience store on Friday. Over the weekend, they found some of her blood-stained clothes, her wallet, in a trash bin next to this grocery store. Well, according to the warrant made for this guy's arrest, he made a phone call from a payphone right next to that convenience store and dumpster on Friday. Plus, they also say that his minivan was searched and found that the seatbelt had been cut out. He was attempting to vacuum the car and wash parts of the car with bleach.
They also say that he used her credit card as well. Where? Piggly Wiggly. Piggly Wiggly's out there. At a bank branch in Georgia. He's done. Yeah. He's done. And they're actually also investigating other crimes in the area that they may be able to link him to as well. Guy in Texas killed and cooked his girlfriend over the weekend. Yeah, they're not sure we've all thought it, but nobody really does it. And they're not sure or not if he actually consumed part of her. Are you kidding? When the police got there, they found one of her ears floating in some boiling water. Come on. And a fork was stuck into some flesh that was on a plate, but they're not 100% sure if he actually consumed it or not. What the? Yeah. That's disgusting. Disgusting. 25-year-old guy. His girlfriend, former girlfriend, was 21 years old. That's a weird story. Wow. I didn't have the heart to tell my wife that I hated Dexter. Over the weekend, we did a Dexter marathon because my brother was in town. They loved it. Oh, my brother and my sister-in-law loved it. I thought it was so dumb. And when it was done, she's like, you liked it, didn't you? And I was like, have you seen it, Eddie?
What's dumb about it? Like, the dialogue and, like, the dialogue. It's mostly the dialogue, right? Doesn't Sean, Sean, you, of course, watch it. Oh, he loves it. He loves it. Yeah, I really like it. My wife loves that show. It's very good. It's well-written and smart. My brother is, like, addicted to it. Sean says it's well-written and smart. I can see where he would make that argument. To me, it seems very goofy. Just goofy. Unrealistic. I can understand that as well. So I was, and she... She's 100% in on that. Let's see. Tomorrow's the primaries in New Hampshire. Oh, man. Uh-oh. So who do they say, before they go vote, who are they saying is doing good? Okay, the latest poll from yesterday for the Democrats shows Obama in first place with 39%.
Hillary behind him with 29%. And then John Edwards in third place with 16% of the vote in the poll prior to the primary tomorrow. For the Republicans, John McCain, 32%. Mitt Romney, 26%. And then Mike Huckabee in third with 14%. That's Romney's part of the country, too, and he still can't get it. I think people are out on Romney. Although, over the weekend, he won. They did a primary in Wisconsin real quietly. Yeah. And he won. Nobody cared. It barely made the news. I don't know, but it barely made the news. Who cares? You guys saw the debates, and they teamed up on him. Huckabee and McCain teamed up on him, started going after him. And Eddie says he found out that he didn't realize that Fred Thompson's face is sliding off. Oh, no. It's like a butt slide. I just found that out. So I will be watching that all day tomorrow like a nerd. Awesome! Jamie Spears is Britney Spears' father. And so Jamie Lynn Spears obviously named after him and the mother. He's the only member of the family that can be with Britney.
What does that mean? Well, he was the only member of the family that was with Brittany when she was taken to the hospital and hospitalized. She'll allow him to come around. Well, the rest of the family wasn't there. They were in Louisiana. Well, she's told the mother, I don't want you in my life, so the mom knows she can't go. Yeah, but her sister, she's still supposed to be close with her sister, but her dad was the only one that was there in town for all of that. I have a feeling he's the only one allowed. Yeah, and, you know, when he was coming out of the hospital very upset, you know, just visually, you could tell he was extremely upset. Leonardo DiCaprio bought a $3,200 toilet. Wow. $3,200. It's one expensive toilet. What's the deal with that? So he just had his home remodeled, his home in L.A. remodeled. And I guess according to people who were working on his home doing the remodel, they say, yeah, the toilet that he had installed was $3,200. It has an air purifying system. So if he does a number two, it'll make it smell nice. A multi-directional bidet. Multi-directional? Why would you need it in any other direction? Why do you need multiple directions?
Ashley, do you know what a bidet is? Sounds familiar. Bidet, mate. Do you know what it is? Sounds familiar. Tell me what it is. That's a no. That's a no? I don't know. A bidet is this thing. They stick it on your toilet, and it shoots water, and it will clean your bum. Ew. I say ew, too. I think it's a disgusting idea to spray water on your bum. Clean more than that with it. Okay. What do you mean? Like brush your teeth or something? We don't need to. Well, you can brush it. Well, now, wait a second. Let me, because I, I don't know. I don't know, but I do know this. When I said that I think it's disgusting, Sky gave me a look like, what's the matter, you? Well, you're not rich like me. My bidet is wonderful. I've never used a bidet. I don't know. You know. I don't know.
You know, migrant farm worker, you might try using one. You might try using one before you put it down. Use that ancient toilet paper. Oh, God. What are you, from Russia? Like a caveman. Your knuckles are dragging on the ground. You want that paper? You're from the Ukraine? Why don't you just use leaves? Go out in the woods and bury it. Just drag yourself across the carpet. You filthy animal. No, I've never used one, but it doesn't sound all that bad. Skye, I didn't go in my pool. Listen, I haven't changed it out. They don't call it a bathhouse for nothing. That was a good one. Oh, so creative. Oh, you're a genius. Skye, think about this. If it's all wet with a bidet... You know, then what are you going to do? Towel off? Like, what do you do then? You're all wet and sticky. Not sticky, but you're wet. You're wet. Well, yeah. And then don't you dry off? Air dry? With toilet paper? Yeah. I mean, isn't it kind of close to the equivalent of using like a baby wipe? Which I also think is weird. Yeah, what are we? Toddlers? My brother does that. My brother, Steve, when he comes to a visit, he brings his own baby wipes. And when I go into the...
guest room, bathroom, there's a little thing of baby wipes on the toilet, like a toddler's staying. Do you use Johnson's and Johnson's to wash your hair, too, so that there's no tears? Sean, wouldn't you support this? No. Baby wipes? Baby wipes and or a bidet? No. Why? I don't know where that stuff has been. What? That doesn't make any sense. I don't want that stuff on me. I don't want that water on me because I don't know where those pipes are. I don't know what's in the pipes. I can't do that. But it's the same pipes you shower in. As opposed to the pipes in your shower where you know where they've been? Yeah, but they're not going in my junk. Yeah, I got you. You don't have to finish that sentence. I would like to. No, it's okay. Doesn't that make it a little bit less hands-on? Right. Can you manipulate the bidet? I don't know, dude. It's an extending process. Why bother? Thank you. It's extending a process I don't want to be a part of. I want to read my road and track and get out of there. If there's a stain on your sidewalk, do you want to get down and scrub it? Or would you like to pressure wash it first and then dry it off? I do not want to pressure wash my behind. No. Get in and get out.
This guy's like, hey, to each their own. I love a pressure washer. Maybe it feels good. Guys, listen, a pressure washer sounds fantastic to me. I got the process. I'm just sitting here thinking about it. I'm thinking of going and getting an actual pressure washer to do the job. Shut up. Shut up. That's how delightful it sounds. Well, you eat it with how much ham I eat. No. No. No. No fist bump on that? No. I worked really hard on that one. I love how Skye is the one person on the show that thinks that the bidet sounds delightful. I didn't say delightful. I'm just not totally out on it. I'm just not totally out on it. I think it sounds sanitary. Boo, do you know how to install bidets? Can we get one at the depot? Boo! Tell you what, let's just go to a car wash and call it a day. Shut up, all of you. I wish people could see what Eddie did. I'm glad they didn't. Anyways, it also has an auto flush, a built-in seat warmer, and has a remote control. Leonardo DiCaprio's toilet. All right. There you go. We're adults, please. Toilet talk with Mikey. Eddie Murphy's new wife. Kinda.
May not want to make the marriage legal in the U.S. You know why? She used to be married to Babyface, and she gets like a million dollars in alimony from the guy. And if you remarry, alimony's off. Yeah, so if she were to legally remarry Eddie Murphy here in the U.S., she would lose her $10 million in alimony payments from Babyface. That's so gross to me. That is. That's such a vile... I don't believe that. What do you mean, Eddie? I don't believe that, because Eddie Murphy's a... Right, but he's not giving her a paycheck. Yeah, but she's never going to have to worry about money again in her life. I agree with that, but people like getting the paycheck. I think people enjoy it. It's money. Listen, you're either going to get money or you're not going to get money. You select, I'm not going to get money. Especially if you don't. have to get married. You don't have to. Yeah, and I think, you know, and it'll, you know, be proven if they do legally get married in the U.S. And we'll be like, okay, we were wrong. We were all rushing to judgment. You know, but if they only stick with this Bora Bora marriage that's not actually legal, then I don't think they will. Then I think, you know. I don't think they'll get married here. Yeah. I think she wants baby face money. Ten mil. Ain't no joke. That's nothing to laugh about there, folks. I'm not laughing. Jack Black's wife is pregnant again. Mm-hmm. So he's gonna have another kid. Oh, baby.
But Donald Trump still hates Rosie O'Donnell. He was on some TV show saying it. Let's see. Cut. Seventeen. Now, Rosie doesn't have great respect for you. She doesn't like... How are you with Rosie? Is that coming or going? No, I don't like Rosie much. You won't think less of me if I do like her. I'm extending it. I'm trying to hand an olive branch to Rosie. I don't think you need to. She's no longer on television. But it's a new year. And I just love to make people happy. Well, I think that's good. She needs happiness, believe me. That's true. I would agree with his comment. Did anybody watch Celebrity Apprentice last week? Yeah. I didn't, but my wife saw it and thought it was great. Yeah. That's good. I did too. I'm back in. I haven't watched The Apprentice in a long time. Really? Because I wasn't going to watch because I was like...
Rebecca really enjoyed it. And our girl, Andrea Lake, that was on the show before, does a special blog on it. What she thinks of every week, does a blog on NBC's network website. Yeah, and I don't know if they're, you know, because they're teasing it for this week that Gene Simmons says something very inappropriate to Ivanka and Trump like flips. Really? Because you know Gene Simmons. He doesn't censor himself for people. And he says that's his thing. Yeah. Gene Simmons doesn't really have a vice, but sex has always been his vice. Women have been his vice. He doesn't drink, but him and his wife have an agreement that he can stray from the marriage. It sounded very stagey to me. Me too. When this guy says he flaps, Donald Trump goes, all he says is, nobody insults my daughter. You're like, whatever. I'll be watching. This guy likes the drama of it. He flaps. Well, I don't know what happened. He flipped out. I have to take him to the hospital with flip disease. He totally flipped out. I mean, he didn't fall out of the bed flip, but I know. Oh, wow. You must feel silly now, Sean. I really do. Oh, you should. Did you guys hear that Bill O'Reilly...
Like, supposedly attacked a Barack Obama campaign staffer. Did you hear that? What? Well, there was this thing. Yeah, there was, like, this story out there that Bill O'Reilly, like, got into a physical fight. He flipped out. He flipped out. So I guess he calls into Fox News to, like, say, to give the real story. Cut 11. We set up our camera to try to get a question to Senator Obama. So a big guy comes over, I guess he's about 6'8", according to the press reports, and he stands right in front of the factor camera. So I asked him, you know, fairly nicely, hey, you're blocking our shot, sir, you need to move a little bit. And the cameraman that I had actually moved away from him, he moved right in front of the cameraman again to block our shot. So I had to gently remove him from that position. There are reports that there was a scuffle. Was there a scuffle? No. No scuffle at all. I just removed him from...
in front of the camera. We have heard reports that there may have been profanities uttered. Were there any profanities uttered? I might have called him an SOB. But nothing more than that. And we're sorry we had to have that little confrontation, but no one on this earth is going to block a show. So he did admit he put his hands on a person and physically moved them. Yes, he did. So tough. He fell lipped out. Bill O'Reilly is now like this, yeah, he's a, you gotta remember, Bill O'Reilly, he used to be like Access Hollywood guy. Really? Yeah, like current edition. Yeah, he was like the host of current edition, which was in a tabloid show. No way. Yeah. So, you know, it's what he always was. Caricature. Hey, by the way, did you know that NBC Nightly News has a new intro and the voice of it is Michael Douglas? Yeah. Cut four. World headquarters in New York. This is NBC Nightly News with Brian Williams. Weird.
That's weird. Greed is good. So Anderson Cooper auditioned Ozzy Osbourne to be his announcer. Cut three. Welcome back. As many of you know, NBC News recently hired actor Michael Douglas to be the voice of their broadcast announcing the nightly news with Brian Williams. Now, we have for months been searching for the right announcer for 360, someone with gravitas and with... A voice. And can I please announce one of our finalists? Would you please get on with it? I'm not even getting paid. Okay, sorry. He has one of the most distinctive voices in the world. He's a global superstar. Ladies and gentlemen, one of our finalists to be the announcer on 360, the Prince of Darkness himself, Mr. Ozzy Osbourne. Can I do it now? Yes, please. Oh, okay. Live from CNN's Time Warner Center in New York, this is the Anderson Cooper 360. Let's just do it. Just try your line one more time, just a little more clarity, perhaps. Okay. Hi, I'm Ozzy Osbourne. Live from CNN's Warner Center in New York, this is Anderson Cooper 360. And now, Anderson.
You so have Michael Douglas beat. We will still be auditioning some other finalists, but if you think Ozzy should get the gig, and who doesn't, tell us about it at CNN.com slash 360. You guys hear about the Amy Fisher sex tape? Oh, no. The Long Island Lolita? Oh, gosh. She was married, and now they're split up, and the husband's releasing a sex tape. You guys gotta see the visual. Has anybody on the show seen the visual of Amy Fisher reading a statement? Anybody here on the show? It's electric. She's got the, like, full-on dark blue eyeshadow. And I guess it's a family member standing behind her in the full-on, like, Carmella Soprano getup. The East Coast girls, they really enjoy their makeup. And so she's all done up and everything. And she was just on Good Morning America. And she was talking about this sex tape, Cut 28.
And now an Amy Fisher sex tape. Some might ask, why do you continue to capitalize on the sex and the drama and the notoriety? Oh, my God. Well, first of all, my husband, you know, released this. And you know what? It's out there. I have two choices. I can sit there and say it doesn't exist, which it does exist. You know, or I can do the intelligent thing. And decide to sell it myself. To start a website and maybe, you know, make a couple of dollars from the sex tape. Got 27. Do people still recognize you? Every day. Oh. What do they say? They just run up to me. Oh, my God, Amy Fisher. You know, and then they sit down when I'm trying to eat in the restaurant. When you're 80 years old, people are going to still be calling you the Long Island Lolita. Yes, they will. Absolutely. You know, again, I've learned to embrace that. You know, that's my second name.
Is it as bad as when Sky is trying to eat at a restaurant in Escondido? Does it ever get that bad? Well, nothing's that bad. There was a noise going on in the studio that was too distracting for me to know or remember what we were talking about. Well, it was a long time ago, so I don't blame you. Yeah, so I... forgotten anything we could do if we beg do you think they would take that out of the studio if we beg them we write a letter to mark mays the ceo of clear channel what do we do to get that out of here it's terrible it makes an awful noise it's so distracting when you're trying to do a job maybe it doesn't bother managers as much as it bothers me it must not that could be it right i think it's clear it
It doesn't bother them. They don't care. 5701053. Beginning and end of every show. We do an open phone segment so you can call about anything you want. Anything you want. And we'll call it a day. We'll come back and do it again tomorrow. 530 in the morning. We'll come back and start all over again. What do we have tomorrow? Do you have anything planned for sure? Just great comedy. I love that. It's my favorite. Let's do some of that. Yeah. Mikey Show, hello. Hello? Yes? I want to talk to Mikey and find out what his cousin Beto did for New Year's. I was out with one of my white girlfriends. Wait, one of your white girlfriends? Yeah, I'm using them all. What do you mean? I use them because they have big boobs and I just talk like that. It doesn't make you cool. And then I'm like, what's up, pregnant?
You call your girlfriend pregnant? Yeah, because I get them all pregnant. I might as well. And then all my white girlfriends are like, no, we have to use protection. I'm all, no way, dude. It doesn't feel good. And I'm all, you know, no. You don't even know what you're talking about. You're a virgin. You're a virgin. No, I'm not, dude. I'm 19. You're 14. Oh, my gosh. And I'm all, I'm all, take off your clothes, man. You're a virgin. Why would you do that? And then she's all, no, no. You're too much of a man for me. Do you want us to tell Nana you're talking like this? Shut up, dude. I'm just saying. I mean, if you're going to talk all this smack, we might as well tell Nana. So I'm all, what's up? Let's drink and do coke. And she's all, no, we can't. I'm not on the pill. And I was all, yeah, coke and weed. What?
What are you talking about? It doesn't even make sense, Beto. And she got all pregnant and I was like, I'm leaving you. Why are you leaving her? I'm like, I gotta go get a tattoo, man. A tattoo. What was your tattoo of? It said, I'm hard. Yeah, where'd you get that? At the tattoo parlor down in PB, dude. It's called PB... No. Can we see the work? Can we see the work? We may want to go there. Yeah, dude, I sure you accepted so much testicles. Oh, really? I'm hard as on your testicles? Oh, my gosh. I don't think your uncle would appreciate that. I did not see that coming. Just got a head rush. You better get him out of here. Yeah. So, anyway. Take a couple calls. We'll get out of here. That was so awesome. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, I got a question for Ashley and D-Rob. Yes, go ahead. Do you guys ever have sex with each other? Wow, that is an incredible question. I was kind of curious, you know, because you guys sound like you have a little bit of sexual tension. That is a far out question. Yes, we have. It's being admitted right here on the air right now. All the time, back in the day. It was awesome. Mikey Show, hello. Yeah.
Hey, you know what? I got to tell you. The funniest thing I heard all day was when you go, hey, what's up, pregnant? All right. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. I know he's short and you can't see him, but he's been trying to get your attention. Oh, Rob. Yes. Go ahead. Stand up, Rob. Give me my kill bill. I took it off on the stage. I was standing up. Go ahead, Rob. Go ahead. I'm going to be out and about. I'm going to be up in Oceanside at Rookies. You are? Yeah. What are you doing? I'm going to be watching some college football. You mean the national championship? A little thing called the national championship. You might have heard of it. Yeah, who's playing, Rob? Come down, check out my channel. Just look at me. LSU and Ohio State. Look at you, you got it. What's up now? But I have no time. What do you think of me now? UMass. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. 5 till 645. It's off to 78 at Rookies up in Oceanside. Got it. Mikey Show, last call. Oh, for goodness sake, Rob. Hello, is anybody there? Yeah, three. Yeah, go ahead. I just wanted to say, tell everyone to have a good hamuary. Hamuary. Sky. Really, you're that easy, Rob. Did you hear that, though? Hamuary. By the way, I'll be a rookie tonight. Lovely and talented Missy's coming up next. She's got double shots on the noon. See you tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show's out late.