The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 01/04/08

3:146-0-7. Today is a good day for Huckabee and Obama. They both took first place for their parties in the Iowa caucus last night. Is it possible that you may not be able to see the playoff game this Sunday between the Chargers and Titans? What? It's possible. What? If they don't, if fans don't buy the remaining 350 tickets to avoid a blackout by 1-30 today, you don't get to see it. What? I'm sorry, what? A strange place we live in sometimes. I don't know. What? That is odd news I'm hearing. That's weird. That's just odd news. Here's the deal. It won't happen because the local television station will buy up the remaining tickets if it comes to that. Who's putting it out there? The Chargers want to put it out there? Well, the NFL gave them an extension. Usually you have to sell them by Thursday. You have to have a sellout to lift the blackout. Well, they were like 500 tickets short. And usually they're like under 1,000. The NFL will give you an extension. Mm-hmm.

4:17And so that's what ended up happening yesterday. They gave this extension, and so that made news. And now it's down to about $350, and the deadline's $130 today. So, I mean, technically, if they don't sell, it could be a blackout, but it will never happen. Even a local business would probably step up and buy the remaining tickets. Well, it's expensive, you know. Well, that is hopefully going to be something that gets done. Yeah. Let's introduce everybody really quickly. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 37 years old and I have on a long sleeve t-shirt, which is nice. It's going to rain probably. They say it's going to rain really hard. Sky, when's it going to happen? They say it should be moving in later this afternoon. And the flash flood warning has been issued for tonight through tomorrow late in the afternoon.

5:13I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. Eddie is our producer, our sports guy. He's 34 years of age. It feels weird that it's Friday, right? Yeah. It doesn't feel like Friday at all. It's like Wednesday or something, but it's actually Friday. Skye's our news girl. She's 30 years old. Skye, do you ever wear smelly stuff, lotions, perfume, ever? Rarely, yeah. What do you do when you do it up, and what's the occasion? If I'm going out... Like for nighttime, I'll wear this perfume called green tea. Yeah. Love that. And then... Where's that from? Is that just a... China, Mike. Where did she get that? I don't know. Where is it? It's Elizabeth Arden. It's a great smell. That's perfect for skies. Really light. Yeah. Yeah. Perfect. And then summertime, I'll wear smelly lotions. Like if I'm wearing shorts or showing my legs. Orange zest. Orange peacot. Whatever. Lavender. Okay. Chamomile. Yes, I will take the petals from a lavender flower and I will wrap them behind the ear. Great. Sometimes various herbs. Jasmine. Jasmine. Jasmine petal. Okay. Got it. Let's see. Sean is our sound effects guy. He's 37 years of age. He lives in the Bay Area. And we look at him on a camera.

6:38It's stormy there, too, right? So I was just going to ask him. So, Sean, what's going on in terms of, like, because I talked to him this morning on the drive-in, and he said it's already storming there. So what's the deal? Yeah, it's really bad. My satellite was going out all last night about every, probably about every 30 seconds to a minute. It would go out for about five seconds. The trees are all bent over. Last night I had to go out into the backyard. and secure a couple of, like, saplings that we have because they were, like, almost been completely over. And then on the drive-in this morning, you know, it's so early, there's never any traffic. Well, there was actually stop-and-go traffic on the freeway coming in because there were two accidents in a row. It was really bad. So is it windy as well? Yeah, it's so windy. I had to stop for gas, and at one point it was like it was blowing so hard that I felt like it was going to push me. Like it was to the point where, you know, all my clothes were flattened against me and they were, you know, blowing out behind me. And it was almost to the point where it's like, wow, I think I'm going to have to lean into this. You should have lifted your arms up and tried to take off. I'm fat. I can't do that. Let's see. Ashley is our assistant producer. She is 24 years of age. She has blonde hair and brown eyes and she's a real, real bubbly and

8:05funny and spontaneous girl. And she just winked at Eddie. What's up? It was a very come-hither kind of wink. Like, hey, what do you think of this? Wink. Oh, my God. Boston Rob is a 25-year-old adult male, and he's going to get married. Yeah. His wife's name will be Sarissa when she takes my name. Which she will. That's right. And he is our phone screener, and he's also friends with Zeth. Zeth is 22, and Zeth is on the show, and he does a variety of things from the web to writing, updating Mikey's show stuff, sending you guys texts, and he's in charge of a lot of little stuff. So last night, it was the Iowa caucus. If you listen to the Mikey show for any period of time, you know that I support this guy, Mike Huckabee, who I read about ages ago and thought,

9:14Well, nobody's ever going to know this guy's name, but I think he's an interesting candidate. And then he just started coming out of nowhere, and he was running this campaign in Iowa, and everybody was going, where'd this guy come from? All of a sudden, he's going up the polls and everything, and I thought, I said yesterday to Eddie and Skye in the office after the show, I said, I think Mitt Romney's going to take it. I don't think he's going to do it. And Skye said, why don't you have a little faith? And I said, all right, goodbye. And the guy did it. He won very convincingly. Oh, he killed it. In Iowa. I have a theory about that. What's your theory, Ashley? I think this could be potentially similar to sports, like, things. Because yesterday, you know how you wore your I Love Mike Huckabee shirt? Wasn't that yesterday? It was I Heart Huckabee. I Heart Huckabee? Maybe that's, like... You know what I mean? Like that good luck jersey that Rob always wears. Oh, yeah. I got to wear that thing. So from now on... Don't wash it. I say every... Don't wash it. Don't wash it. And then every time that there's a... Please don't wash it. I got to wear it on Tuesday. You wear it. I'll wear it Tuesday. When I go to New Hampshire. I'm telling you. Please wash it. Don't. Don't wash it. Don't. Ruin everything. Cut to... You know, I wasn't sure that I would ever be able to love a state as much as I love my home state of Arkansas. But tonight...

10:39I love Iowa a whole lot. Now, on the Democratic side, that was way more fun to watch because it was so close. Obama, Clinton, and John Edwards. It was so close. It was too close to call for a long time. And then finally, it pops up on the screen, breaking news, Obama wins Iowa. And I think a lot... Does anybody know where it stands now? Did Hillary come in second or third? Third. Holy Toledo. So yesterday I'm listening to the radio, and all I'm hearing yesterday is that political experts are saying that she's coming in third place. This was before it ever started, that she's coming in third place, and that her people are already preparing to go into New Hampshire with a third place. And I'm like, how do they know that? And yeah, right. And then, lo and behold, she's in third place. And Barack Obama won the whole thing because of Oprah. What? Pretty much. Oprah. Oprah likes Barack and she says she likes him. And she says she likes a book. That thing goes to number one. Hello. He's in the Presidents of the Month Club. Oprah's President's Club. Great book. Cut one. They said this day would never come. Who said that? They said...

12:07Our sights were set too high. This country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come together around a common purpose. But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, have done what the cynics said we couldn't do. What was so weird? He's saying all that with a cigarette dangling out. of his mouth. It's so strange to watch him do that speech with that cigarette. And an AK-47 on his back. What? He's a terrorist. So, yeah, I mean, it is Barack Osama Obama Bin Laden, or what is his name? Barack Hussein. Obama Bin Laden. Hussein Obama Bin Laden. No, no. It's Saddam Hussein. No, his middle name is actually Hussein. Oh, that's great. So, Barack Hussein.

13:06Osama. Osama Bin Laden. There's no Bin Laden. There's no Bin Laden, but there is a bin. There's no Saddam. I mean, how dumb are we when Saddam Obama is Osama? Osama Hussein? Obama. Obama. Obama. Oh, my gosh. Obama? Shut up. He's like a super terrorist. It was so trippy watching Hillary Clinton speak last night and her wife. Bill Clinton standing behind her. It was so weird. It's just a trip. You see her up there speaking and there's Bill. It's awesome. Her husband standing next to her. Just supporting her. I was like, that's weird. That guy used to be the president. That dude. Cup fives. Humiliating. We have seen an unprecedented turnout here in Iowa, and that is good news because today we're sending a clear message that we are going to have change, and that change will be a Democratic president in the White House in 2009. That guy's good. I feel kind of bad for Hillary in one regard. Why? Her looks. When she speaks.

14:28I actually think she's not a bad-looking woman for 60 years. How old is she? 60-something? She's got to be 100 and something. I don't know. I mean, for 60-something, I'm like, you know. Dog years. Hey, listen. Janet Reno to me is unfortunate. Hillary Clinton? You know. You could do worse. Sky, that's a perfect way to put it. I don't know about that. Really? You think that Hillary Clinton is... I'll err on the side of caution. It's a close call. It's too close to call. She finishes in third. Hillary is 60. We just found out. So there it is. 570-1053 is our phone number. And we're going to try to get Katie Darrell on, but we waited too long. Now she's in a meeting. Katie Darrell from TMZ. I waited too long. I told her 6. She said, yeah, it's 6.20, so we can't get her on now. We'll tell you what we know. Because this is big news right now. Crazy! We'll tell you what we know. And by the way, welcome to our guests in the studio. P1 Leonidas and P1 Lindsey. Yesterday taking part in P1 Trivia. There he is, P1 Leonidas. Come and get him! So, welcome you guys, Leonidas and Lindsey. Welcome to the studio. We'll get to know you guys in a little bit and learn a little bit more about you.

16:097 o'clock this morning, let me let you know that we're going to be doing this deal where we're going to be giving away Charger playoff tickets. And I want to remind people what you're doing. You come down here by 7. So if you want playoff tickets to the Charger game this weekend, you better start getting down here now. 9660 Granite Ridge Drive. Come down. Put your name in a hopper. And we will draw your name. And if we draw your name, you eat this... Awful, bizarre food that Boston Rob eats every Thursday. Every Thursday we do a thing where we have him eat another weird thing from another part of the world. However, we're adding a wrinkle to it. Another pair of tickets. Oh my gosh. What? That can't be. So now we have two pair of playoff tickets. Okay? Now. So everyone's chances just doubled. Everyone's chances just doubled. Get out. However, this is the way we're going to do it. We're going to be fair about it.

17:12We're going to flip a coin to see which one of you has to eat the stuff. So somebody is just going to get some playoff tickets. And the other one of you is going to eat the bizarre foods. So get down here. Either way you get tickets. That's right. Get down here by 7. Because we want to get you all dialed in. Now back to why we were going to have Katie Daryl on. Yesterday I said, hey, if you're the type of person that prays, pray for this Britney Spears because I think she's going to end up dead. Britney Spears rushed out of her house yesterday on a gurney. Ambulance is there. TMZ taking pictures. Just absolutely. She's at Cedars-Sinai right now. And what's the deal, Skye? Well, I guess it all started yesterday around 7 o'clock at her house in Beverly Hills. She had the boys, but she has this arrangement with KFED where she gets the boys a couple days a week during the daytime, and then she gets one pre-approved overnight visit a week. So she had the boys, 7 o'clock comes, KFED's bodyguard shows up to take the kids back to KFED, because that's what the deal is about. She does not want to return the children.

18:31She is hysterical. She's agitated and does not want to return the kids. So the bodyguard's like, I'm not messing with this, calls the police because they have a custody order that shows that the kids legally need to go back to KFED. And so this is a police matter if she is trying to violate this custody order. So the police show up. Can you imagine that scene, by the way? Can you imagine that of her? No, no. And the bodyguard probably saying, hey, I got to take the kids. And she's belligerent. Yeah. So he calls the police for them to come and enforce the custody order. When the police show up, she's extremely hysterical. She's agitated. And according to the police, it looked like she was under the influence of an unknown substance. So they call the ambulance. They come out. They take her to the hospital. And she is currently on a medical hold at Cedar Sinai, which means that... Can we eliminate alcohol as an unknown substance or is alcohol, we don't know. I don't know. Would that make you agitated and hysterical? If you're drunk. I've seen plenty of agitated, hysterical drunk people. Most likely they would probably be able to smell that. That's what I was saying. That's what made the thought come into my head of like, wouldn't that deem it like, you know. Probably. They know what it is.

19:48Now, did you see the pictures of her in the ambulance? Oh, you mean of her laughing? Yeah. What? Yeah, she's smiling. I mean, she looks wasted. She looks out of her head. Oh, my goodness. What's a medical hold? A medical hold is basically where they're holding somebody to evaluate them. They say typically it's when they want to do like a mental health evaluation on somebody to see if they need mental health care. I've been put on that before. Really? Yeah. What do they do? I was in a medical school for 72 hours, and it just meant that a psychiatrist came in and talked to me, just made sure that I was stable enough. What kinds of questions do they ask you? Because that's an indication of what they're asking Brittany right now. Yeah. Okay, well, this was a long time ago. I mean, I'll just, what I remember. But they'll ask you, it was a psychiatrist asking me, like, Do you think you're going to hurt yourself? Do you think you're going to hurt others? Do you feel the urge to basically kill yourself or hurt someone else or do something really dangerous? Anything like that. Listen, in the case of Britney Spears, it could be a blessing in disguise that she's alive. A, she's alive, but maybe it's the whole rock-bottom thing that she needed.

21:07Yeah, because, I mean, it wouldn't surprise me if she loses complete custody of these children at this point, because part of the custody order was she's not allowed to use drugs and alcohol, you know, obviously with the kids, but prior, I think it was 12 hours prior to being with the kids as well. So, I mean, they're definitely going to have rock-solid proof if, you know, what they're reporting is true, that she was under the influence while the children were in her custody. The thing that is also a bummer is... The older boy is with K-Fed. The younger boy had to go to the hospital and we don't know why. Like with her or? Yeah. Separate ambulances. Are you kidding me? So something's wrong with him? Jaden. We don't know. Really? They said they don't know what the deal is. That's crazy. She went in one ambulance. Oh, that breaks my heart. And Jaden was being carried in another ambulance and they said they don't know why Jaden's being carried in another ambulance. But the older kid went to stay with K-Fed. So, yeah, well, they are reporting now that I did. Well, it's weird because everybody's reporting different stuff. You know, I read that this morning from the TMZ. I went to the first story and read up. Yeah. And so other places are reporting that the two kids were immediately taken by KFED's bodyguard once the police showed up to KFED's house. And then TMZ is reporting the thing about, you know, the kids having to go to the hospital. The 2M.

22:34Yeah, that's very scary, very sad. Now, here again, with the TMZ thing of how bizarre it is, the website of how bizarre it is, they show, they do, in the middle of reporting all of this, they do this thing where they have a 27-picture gallery you can flip through of Britney. And it says, Trashy Britney. In the middle of the... Of this. It says Trashy Britney. And it shows Britney wearing like these, you know, fishnet stockings or whatever. It says Mistress Britney with a tawdry look usually seen in the back pages of unsavory publications. And I'm like, what a bizarre time. What a bizarre angle. What a bizarre. Like, so she's, you know, she's in the middle of a breakdown. Like we're looking at a person at the lowest point in their life. It looks like, you know, like they're breaking down there.

23:38They're a mess. And this is what TMZ says. Brittany has arrived at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. We're told as she was brought out of the ambulance, she flipped off the waiting paparazzi. Oh my God, that Brittany's shameless. Okay, here we go. The very top of the story, now this is them reporting on it, OMG, the drama. TMZ is there as Britney Spears was just wheeled out of her home on a gurney by paramedics. Look at the shot of her inside the ambulance. She's freaking smiling. Why, God? Why? It's like, listen, I've said a million times that TMZ's take is very, like, sort of nasty and it's got real poisonous venom in it and stuff. Like, that's always their take. It just creeps me out when somebody's, like, at the,

24:39they're like breaking down and they're like, it's just creepy. It's disgusting. It creeps me out. It's not, I don't know. I don't know that I call it disgusting or whatever. I just go, it's kind of creepy to me. When I read it, I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's also kind of sad. Like she's, her kids and the, you know, they're saying that one of her kids is in an ambulance. But let's do a 27 photo thing. It's just, there's a element of piling on. Yeah. And there's an element of like, you know, look at the, you know, I don't know. I'm all over the place with it. What do you think, Eddie? I mean, I don't agree with it. I understand it just because that's their business and business is good. No, that's it, man. That's it. I think you nailed it.

25:42Why would McDonald's stop selling fries? It may not be good for you, but they taste good. People want it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, me personally, I don't like the fries. You know what I mean? I don't like the fries. You like fries, but you don't like the taste of these fries. Yes, yes, yes, yes. You know what I like? I like potatoes. I don't like them in fry form, but I do like potatoes. That's the deal. I like the information. I want the information. Hey, listen, everybody, as a human being, we like to look at train wrecks. That's just the way we are. We look at train wrecks. We look at car accidents. We look at them. I have always kind of felt that it's like you report on the train wreck. If you're a news source, you report on the train wreck. TMZ, that's what Eddie's right. They're like a news entertainment source. So they're like, if you come to us to get the story, what you're going to get is our commentary, our commentary. So we like CNN's job is to report on the car accident. Our job is to report on the car accident and make jokes about the way that the dead people look. That's what we do. As it turns out, a lot of people kind of like to laugh at car wrecks. You know, some people think it's, you know, the mangled up bodies are kind of funny. Now, me.

27:02I'm like, we're kind of in the same position where we're like an entertainment show. So we do a lot of jokes and stuff. And this is just my personal take on it. I guess as the train is rumbling down the tracks, I sometimes see fit to go, wow, that is one wacky train. Once it crashes and there's like bodies flown all over the place, it kind of speaks for itself to me. So I kind of feel weird being like, you know, it's kind of my own morality, I guess. But that's kind of the way that I look at it. This storm will be here by this afternoon. So batten down the hatches. Yeah, they're saying that this is the most rain that San Diego has seen in the last three years. Yeah, but they said it was going to be here last night, too. Yeah, they did. So, like, they don't know what they're talking about. But they're now saying it's a slow-moving storm, Eddie. Oh, whatever. We'll start to see the showers tonight. I'll believe it when I see it. The heaviest rain will be tonight into tomorrow morning. Barbecuing tonight. Screw it. Let's go swimming. Yes. What a weird, weird thing that's... We got all...

28:18All kinds of stuff to tell you. Not only is the Britney thing big news, Huckabee Obama's big news, but we got sports to talk about, so we'll get into that. And get down here. Playoff tickets, playoff tickets. Get down here. Yeah, by 7 o'clock. We need you here by 7 to come down, put your name in. You get your name drawn. One of you is going to be eating the Bizarre Food Sampler platter. And the other one of you is going to get tickets. And we're in the back. We're going to be in the back of the building. In the back. So we're at 9660 Granite Ridge Drive. Now, what you do is you take the 15 to the arrow exit and head west. When you get to Daly Center, go left, and Granite Ridge will be on you. It's the first street up on your right. And you can't miss Clear Channel. It's this big evil empire. Look for the moat. Yeah, look for the moat. The drawbridge. Yeah, the drawbridge. You'll see a big eye. There's a lot of vultures. Archers. You'll see our archers at the top of the building. Don't mind them. And we're in the back. And so come to the back of the moat. And the death pit looks like 300. And you'll see that back there. That's where we'll all be. Jerry Seinfeld in the Stand-Up Spotlight. Like you show Stand-Up Spotlight.

29:42I don't like to stay with people on the road. I don't want to be in other people's showers. I never know how to operate them. You know what I mean? You can never get the ratios right on the dials. Sometimes a sixteenth of an inch. People coming up to the desk, I'd like to check out. A fine quality luxury hotel when the TV is bolted to a solid steel beam and welded into the wall. Is this a big problem in the hotel business? People coming up to the desk, I'd like to check out. The main thing is the bathroom, the shower, that's got to be good. That's why I don't like to stay with people. On the road, I don't want to be in other people's showers. I never know how to operate them. You know what I mean? You can never get the ratios right on the dials. Sometimes a sixteenth of an inch is a thousand degrees. You got to get out of the way of the water. There's always that little hair stuck on the wall, too. And you want to get rid of it, but you don't want to touch it. I don't know how it got up that high in the first place. Maybe it's got a life of its own.

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34:43That's pretty awesome. And did they take your... Well, wait a minute. If you were moving, did they have to take your set or did you get rid of it yourself? No, I got rid of it myself. So they bring the new one in. Did they set it up for you? They set it up for me within like five minutes. And how did it feel that first night? Just like being in heaven. That's awesome, man. That's awesome, dude. That's awesome. Yeah, I tell people about Sleep Den. Did they give you a good price? Oh, yeah, dude. I went in there after the promotion. about getting everything for free. Personally, he knocked out 700 bucks. That's awesome. All right, brother. Thank you, Sanjaya. All right, dude. Talk to you later, man. Sleep change your ticket to a better night's sleep. Now, back to Mexican. I don't eat a person. Yes, I'm not the only liberal person in the world. Sean. I routinely obsess about the cleanliness of my windshield. When emerging from the 805 to the 8. You're afraid that it'll collide. Ashley. Mikey shows on. Welcome back. It's 640. Lindsay Lohan was photographed drinking straight from a champagne bottle on New Year's Eve. Kansas beats Virginia Tech 24-21 in the Orange Bowl last night. Everybody watch. All you guys. What? I didn't. Okay. I missed that. So, Eddie, is the National Championship going to be a good game, you think? LSU and Ohio State. You know, this bowl season is really not.

36:54interesting this year. Usually you have a couple of undefeated teams going for the national title, and there's some intrigue. This year, man, first of all, Ohio State, they have one loss, and they're not very good. They're an okay team, but they really shouldn't be playing for the national championship. And then LSU has two losses, and they're They're going to be the better team and they'll probably win. Do we really want a national champion with two losses? I'm not that into it this year. There are already P1s outside. I think P1 Nerd is already outside. What about P1 Danny? Is he here yet? There's a bunch of them out there. We're going to get this thing going. It'll probably... Probably start about 7-10 is when we'll start doing some... We've got to get everybody's names in. People that want to win playoff tickets. We've got two pairs of playoff tickets. One of you is going to eat bizarre foods. The other one is just going to win. We're going to flip a coin. So get down to the radio station if you want to participate and get playoff tickets for a lot of you. Playoff tickets, you're like, I can't afford playoff tickets. Playoffs? Playoffs? I understand. Get down here and try to win them. We're talking about playoffs?

38:13The playoffs. The playoffs. Offs. So, we need you here by 7. 5701053. I didn't take any calls from anybody. So, call in. It doesn't feel like Friday. It's so weird. It just does not feel like Friday. I'm already booked for the year. Like, I was looking at my calendar. I used to have a calendar. You know, I didn't need one. When we were in San Jose, this was my day. Go to work. Get off work. Get drunk. Go home. Get more drunk. That was it. That was what was on the docket. Then I got sober. Now there's stuff going on. You gotta live. I got things to do. The playoffs are Saturday and Sunday. Me and my dad made a grid yesterday. Predicted who we think will be in the Super Bowl. Really? Yeah. Who's your pick? Well, what we disagreed on is my dad thinks that San Diego will play Indianapolis.

39:20For the chance to go to the AFC Championship. Oh, no, no, no. I'm sorry. He believes Indianapolis. Did I say Indianapolis? You said San Diego will play Indianapolis. Yes, yes. Yeah, we both believe that. We both believe it. My dad believes Indianapolis will win and go on to the AFC Championship game, and I think that the Chargers are going to win it in that AFC Championship in New England against New England. That's what I think. Really be excited about that. So we'll see. What do you think is going to happen? For the whole thing? Yeah. Wow. I agree with your assessment that I think it will be probably New England and Dallas. Which, you know, to me, just as a football fan, that's the best matchup. And I like to see that. And I think that will break Super Bowl ratings records. It'd be good, right? I mean, dude, because Dallas is America's team. Gag. But they are. And people love them. And New England is the new, you know, shining star of the NFL. Go on. What? What?

40:37Shining Star, you were saying. What's better than a dynasty? Not much. How many have they won? A couple of dynasties? Like, what, three of the last five? I mean, how many Super Bowl titles do they have all together? Three. Yeah. Oh, really? Three? Yeah. I thought it was more than that. But they're all in the last. Don't worry. They're coming, Mike. In the history of the franchise, they've only won three Super Bowls? Three, been to four. But I actually agree with you. I do think San Diego... has a pretty good chance of going into Indy and winning that game. I really do. Going into New England, I wouldn't want to be any team doing that. I know it sounds stupid, but I think they're unbeatable. I know that sounds like nobody's unbeatable. And nobody is, but I'm just telling you. That Patriot team, to me, I don't think it's fair. Tom Brady gets to throw a football to Randy Moss. That just doesn't seem fair. That's so awesome. I think before the game, one of them should get hit in the hand with a hammer like Casino. Remember the movie Casino where they go in the back room? That should be either Tom Brady or Randy Moss. One of those guys. It's just not fair. They'll still probably throw and catch 50 passes that game. Maybe hobble Wes Welker. Yeah. Misery. That would be fair. Something has to be done.

41:57It's not fair. Weird. So, I guess Britney Spears is sitting in a room right now at Cedars-Sinai. I think she's watching on the tube. Do you think she's watching the tube? Yeah, she's kind of ADD-ish. She's got to have the TV on. I say, here's my image. Okay. I believe she's got those things that I wear, the things on your eyes. The mask. The mask. Sleep mask. Yeah, the Red Baron sleep mask on. I think she's got a sleep mask on. Yeah, she's probably asleep. What's she wearing? She was wearing like a sweatshirt. She's wearing a hospital gown. That's what I was going to say. Is she wearing a hospital gown? You have to. No, they do? Do they make you? Yeah. They put you in it. They put you in it. Sexy. Is she wearing a hospital gown? Go ahead, Skye. Well, TMZ has just posted an update. Yeah. They say, first of all, KFED's lawyer is heading to court first thing this morning to ask for Brittany to be stripped of all her visitation rights. It's fair. For the children. Should be, right? And they also said that Brittany is now officially being held at Cedar Sinai on a 5150 hold. That's a police code for crazy. Meaning there's evidence that she's a danger to herself and others. Wow. I'm so glad that she's, like, safe in the hospital because it's...

43:21It could have just as easily turned out that she was dead. Absolutely. It is so to that point. And she is so completely overexposed out of her mind. It doesn't even matter anymore. Then the kids, man. It's a good thing that he's got the kids and all that stuff. They're little, little kids. And hopefully they're young enough that if she can get herself all straightened out, their memory of mom will be a good mom. Yeah. She could. Listen, I believe that the public... The American public, we love a comeback story. We love to watch people crash. We love it. But we also love a comeback story. Like if she gets out of there, we don't see her in clubs at all. Like you know how you see Paris still in clubs and partying it up and stuff? So everybody still goes, oh boy. But if she comes out of there and she doesn't do that and she like goes the opposite direction, she starts taking real good care of herself, becomes this incredible mom, like does all this stuff. Like if she does that, gets into shape, People Magazine stories, starts going and being real serious about music. If you see that and she becomes successful again and healthy, Americans love it. We like to see people fix up. We like it when people get cleaned up real good. You go, yeah, real great. You're real fresh. You're real fresh. You cleaned up real fresh. Yeah, real sweet. Real sweet, all right? You're great. So we'll see.

44:49Kanye West has a way to distract himself right now because he's dealing with the issues like his mother dying and he's got a lot of stress right now. So he's dealing with it with Connect Four. Wait. Huh? From Melton Bradley. Are you being serious? No, I'm being 100% serious. That's what he says. Come on. He says that it's taken his mind off of it. Connect Four? The game. Well, Eddie, the process is that you dropped a little. Oh, I know how connecting four works. And then what you're supposed to get. I know how it works. You've got to get four. It is stimulating. In a row. You've got to get them in a row. Oh, yeah. I know how it works. Does it work diagonal or does it only work, you know, vertical and horizontal? Read the direction. Was hi-ho cheerio not, you know. I don't know. Too stimulating enough? I don't know. Shooting ladders. Shooting ladders. Is that what he says? It just takes his mind off of it? He blogged about it on his blog and posted pictures of himself playing with other people. He says he plays with Common and Common's manager. He heard that Beyonce was awesome at Connect Four, so all he wanted to do was challenge Beyonce. He was at the opening of Jay-Z's new club, took Beyonce, went up into the green room, and had a Connect Four

46:12four challenge and he says Beyonce beat him nine times in a row. He's not very good then. Well, he thought he was the best and was beating everybody until he started Beyonce. Well, nobody should beat you nine times in a row. Yeah. You should win a couple of those. He plays the game for hours and it helps him, you know, zone out. He needs a coach. He needs like a connect four coach. Switch to battle. If he gets carried away and he covers that. If he gets all carried away and he's like, Connect foe. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Connect foe. P1 Scooby's on the line. Hey, what's up, guys? What's going on, dude? Hey, we're out back, man. I'm up here with T-Rex, Nerd, P1 Bolts, and Danny and everybody. That's right. We're getting ready to eat. You guys are ready to go, man. You guys are ready to go.

47:179660 Granite Ridge Drive. We're going to go out there in about 10 minutes. They ain't going to be that excited a little bit. Or smell it. That's awesome, dude. Alright, we'll be out there in a minute. I purposefully have not asked. I don't know what's going to be eaten. It's Rob's four favorites. I wouldn't call them favorites. What Rob says was the most disgusting because every Thursday we do Bizarre Foods with Boston Rob. And we have him eat. vile things from different parts of the world. And we've been doing it a long time. And so he has a lot of experience with bad things. So he took the four that were the worst. And we have them on a sampler platter. We're going to draw two names and we're going to flip a coin. One person is going to have to eat and the other person just gets tickets and they get to go home. They absolutely can't.

48:25So we're going to do that. Anybody up for a game of Ashley Pyramid? No. Sky will represent you. Call right now. Call us 570-1053. Call us right now. Let Sky play for you. We'll do a little Ashley Pyramid next. The Mikey Show. That's the ultimate hang zone. Oh. the post-holiday blues. Not me, dude. I am fired up. I went down to the AT&T New Year new phone sale, treated myself to this cool new phone. And now it's back to the grind. I know. My boss said to expect 90-hour weeks minimum. Whatever. Glad I got this cool new phone at the AT&T New Year new phone sale. I won't be seeing my friends, but I can call them. You sure are happy. Hey, smell that wall-to-wall carpeting? Isn't this anonymous corporate environment invigorating? And look at me. I must have put on 101 pounds since Christmas. Look at me. I'm huge. But my AT&T phone is

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50:44Get your phone questions answered at no charge. That's 1-800-DIVORCE, serving the entire greater San Diego area. Call 1-800-DIVORCE. Let me tell you about Amco. I went down to Amco, which I have a good feeling about that. I feel better talking to you about Amco after going and spending an hour down there and getting to know him. And it's because I wanted to. I've done it before, and I wanted to do it again. When I heard Amco was coming back, I want to be able to tell you straight. I absolutely positively will not take a sponsorship on the Mikey Show where I tell you about something if I don't believe in it. And I believe in it 100%. First of all, the dudes that are working there, they're not like, and no disrespect to anybody at these car dealerships. I'm just telling you that a lot of times what you're getting at the car dealerships are guys that are younger, that haven't been doing it as long. The guys that I experienced at Amco were guys that have been in this business. They got good jobs at Amco that pay them a good living and they're getting benefits and the whole deal. What does that mean to you? The consumer, it means you're getting a guy that has made this his life. Not only that, but these guys at Amco, they get tested periodically to make sure that they're up on the latest stuff going on with cars. And not only that, they're not going to fix something that isn't broken with your car. Period. What do they do? Transmission, oil change, brakes, tune-ups, cooling systems. It's the only place I came home that day.

52:07From the Amco. And I told my wife, honey, it's the only place we're taking the cars now. I got to go in there next week. Dude, what do you got? My brakes are kind of squeaky. 100% absolutely. 100% absolutely. I mean that. I really do. Amco is double A-M-C-O. Do we have him yet? What's that? Okay, great. Then tune up that banjo and let's get ready to roll because Cowboy Cal is on. Well, howdy. I'm Cal Worthy. Hey, how would you like to have a brand new 08 Dodge loaded? I mean loaded with everything you ever wanted and get $6,000 cash back. Well, does that sound good? Well, trade me that old car. I'll pay it off and I'll send you home in a brand new 08 Dodge loaded and give you $6,000 cash. Again, trade me that old car. I'll pay it off. I'll send you home in a brand new 08 Dodge and give you $6,000 cash. And that's been Cal on the air. Ready to trade in your old car and have Cal pay it off and put you in a new 08 Dodge and give you $6,000 cash? Then tell them where to go, Cal. Dodge headquarters. We're inviting to Dodge in the car, country mall, and Carlsbad over to midnight. Cashback offer is $6,000. Factory rebate applies to new 08 Dodge Ram 1500 quad caps. Subject to prior sale must be a San Diego County resident. The Mikey Show continues featuring Mikey. I am a fan of...

53:31Eddie. When I don't eat, I become crazy. Yeah, you like turn into the hole. Threw up in a family where we give toast. Sean. Really bothers me. Bull cannot apology, which I consider. 24 years, bitch. God, Ashley. The Mikey Show's on. Five-three. Going to let you guys know that Boston Rob said that he is working on a parody song about Aunt Jemima's syrup. I love it. What? What Sky just said is exactly what I typed back. Okay. What? That's not right. I don't think he meant that. No, I did. Maybe a typo. I like syrup. So I said, what? I like syrup. That is awesome. I had so much over the break. He sounds like Mitch Hedberg. Hey, I like syrup. Nice syrup. It tastes good on my pancakes. It was syrup.

54:49Everything's all good. It's all sticky all over your fingers. It's great. I love that syrup. Mmm, maple's best. Sometimes I lick my fingers and I go, mmm, you taste of sugary goodness. You're not really my Aunt Jemima. It's 6.58. The National Weather Service issued a flash flood warning starting tonight. All right, Rob, Bill Belichick was named Coach of the Year. Okay, let's move on. Fine, whatever. Woo-hoo! Whatever. Wicked off. Warren Sapp says he's going to retire. He says, look, I'm done. Told the Raiders yesterday, no more. Can you believe that? So sad. He's been in the league a long time, hasn't he? Yeah, yes. All these years in Tampa. How about that? Guy's retiring. He's an idiot. I remember when he was little. When was that? Well, when he was like two months old. Well, new in the league anyway. Let's do a little Ashley Pyramid. What do you think? Come on, let's do it. Come on now. 570-1053. Call us right now and play a little Ashley Pyramid. It's pretty cool. The way that it works is that Skye is Ashley's partner in Ashley Pyramid. She tries to figure out what it is that Ashley is saying. Now, I'm going to tell you right now.

56:16This is not a game where you should be trying to figure out what Ashley's saying. We've tried that. Very rarely did people do it. And I said, I love hearing Ashley describe things. I want to keep doing this. How do we do it? We said, Skye speaks Ashley. Have her do it. And she does. For whatever reason, man. That's crazy. Ashley can be like, you know, that guy. And she'll be like, John Cusack. Yep. All Ashley has to say is that guy. Sky figures her out. So that's what we're going to do. Well, Ashley Pyramid, we need you to call in right now. And what's the prize, Eddie? We got more delicious spots for the big Harrah's Winkup Poker Tournament July 9th with Sky's going to be playing. Yeah, come on. That's right. Play poker. You get an entry. That'd be awesome. All right, so call if you want to play in the poker tournament. P1 Maria, are you there? Yeah.

57:13I'm here. All right, Maria, are you ready to do this? Yes, I'm ready. All right, all you have to do is sit back and hope for the best from Skye and hope that Skye is able to speak Ashley. All right, come on, Ash. All right. Come on, Skye. Are you guys ready? Yeah. Here we go. Things a short order cook says. Chop this up. Mash it. Things you say to a sous chef. Chop it up. and give me this in five. Things that chef does. On the 86th. Things you hear in a restaurant. Pass. Okay. State capitals. Capitals. State capitals. Yeah, you got it. Things you see at a wedding reception. Okay, you see dancing and champagne and you see a wedding dress and you see things at a wedding, things at a park. You see dancing and you see food like maybe a buffet. Things at a party. A post. A New Year's Eve. A dance floor. What? In a ballroom. Maybe you're not on the same level today. Okay, tell me which ones I missed. You were very close, Sky. You were very, very close. It was things at a wedding reception. So you were very, very close. When you were saying wedding, you were almost there. You were almost there. Technicality. That's the lamest thing. What was that first one? 86 in, mash the potatoes. Things a short order cook says.

59:18Like, I don't even know what that is. Skye just gave a look. Yeah, they're so dumb. Skye just gave a look. Yeah, like, who in the world would say short order cook? Right. Right. It's not our fault. Right. So, we're the killer. Okay. And what is the host? What a firefighter carries. Skye, get with it. Okay, let's do the next one. Well, I mean, a host. A firefighter carries a whole. Well, all she says is host. And I'm supposed to know things a firefighter carries. You're warmed up now. Let's go. Round two. We got this. We got this. First of all, I'm sorry, Maria. You lose. It's okay. All right. Okay, hopefully we worked out the kinks. I really hope we're warm down now, Skye. Next up is P1 Connect 4. Connect 4, are you there? Always bet on black. Love that game. All right, dude, are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Just chill out and hang on. Skye's going to try to speak a little Ashley here. Man. Let's see. Let me make sure that I have the right deal here. Okay, here we go. Things Darth Vader might say. Luke, I am your fool of God.

1:00:26I am your father. Oh, Darth Vader. Thanks, Darth Vader. Yes, yes. Stores you see at the mall. Olive. Charlotte Russe. Um, Nordstrom. That's correct. Types of soul food. Fried chicken. Creators. Food from the South. Fried chicken. No typical foods black people eat. Wow! Fried chicken. A surgeon says. Scalpel. Thanks, the doctor says. Yes, you got it. Ben Affleck movies. Uh, Matt Damon movies. Giggly. Giggly. Um, the bad Ben Affleck movies. Yes! Giggly. Obama. Presidential candidate. Yes, you got it! Skye is one Ashley-speaking racist over there. Wow. I can't believe it. Correct answer, Skye. Wait, you didn't see what it was. Correct answer was soul food. Things are black. Crepe soda is soul food? It's not. Melon isn't really soul food. Chicken is, though, for sure. Skye, that should have given it away. He won Connect Four. You have won. Skye won for you. Brutal.

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1:05:25Real fear of throwing up. I was just thinking in my head. I really like going to the doctor's office. Even though I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer. And Ashley. I am the really, really healthy eater. The Mikey Show's on 5-3. Welcome back to The Mikey Show. It's 7-10. Britney Spears showed up over an hour and a half late to her deposition yesterday. An hour and a half late. To her two-hour deposition, yeah. That's bizarre. She was there for the last 14 minutes of it. All right, we're going to be going outside here in a second. Listeners are out there putting their names in a hopper to try to win some tickets. Be able to go see the Chargers take on the Titans this weekend. All right, Democrats. Barack Obama won in Iowa for you last night. See you.

1:06:36Mike Huckabee won for the Republicans. All right, let's go to the winner. On the Republican side, former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, who's also made the trip to New Hampshire. Smart enough to be indoors. Governor Huckabee, good morning and congratulations. Thank you, Matt. I'm smart enough to be indoors and must have done something right to win that race in Iowa. We're so grateful to the people there and grateful to the people of the country. What is that, a 40-second delay they're working on, by the way? It's brutal. It's so long. We don't have to get him on a cell phone or something. Yeah, it'd be better. It's so bad. It's been a wonderful experience for me. Let me take you back a couple of months. You were polling in the low single digits in Iowa. A lot of people were joking, what's a Huckabee? And here we are on January 4th, and you win this thing with 34% of the vote. I'm tempted to ask you, are you off to Disney World next? How big is this for your campaign? Hmm. Well, it's a big day for us. I think it's a bigger day for the people of America who want to believe that the message of a candidate is more important than the money of a candidate. If the story of Seed Biscuit were being written for politics, we'd be having this interview right now. People like to believe that in America, it's still possible for somebody who's just right out of the earth of the regular folks of this country, could lead this country and can give it the kind of hope and vision that it needs,

1:07:59uh... i connected with people on that level talked about the importance of the middle class talked about changing not just our party but our country uh... in being more inclusive about small business where eighty percent of our jobs come from you also talk about he also talks about you also talked about your faith it's part of who you are let me ask you about something we're learning in exit polling from these caucuses and i was sixty percent of the people going to these caucuses describe themselves as evangelical Christians. 45% of those voters went for you, a former Baptist minister. How big a role do you think religion played in these caucuses? Well, it probably played a role. I mean, 80 to 90% of the people of America believe in God, and I think that that may be important. When you say 45% of the people who voted were evangelicals, that means 55% weren't. 60%. I still won. 60%. The good news is that across America, it's not just a religious vote that I'm capturing. It's also in states like Delaware where I'm polling first, Florida, Texas, South Carolina, second in California. Let me tell you something. Dude has to figure out a way to get more than just a Christian vote. Is that his thing? Well, I mean, people, the number one thing I like about Mike Huckabee is that he's pretty open about his faith, so I like it. Right. I like all the other stuff, too. Right.

1:09:26That's his number one thing. That's the first word on his, you know, everybody has a slogan. This is faith, family, freedom. That's his big deal. Love it. And so, you know, I connect with it. So I go, yeah, yeah, you're my guy. He's got to do better than that. Because the problem is in America, the term evangelical Christians like saying, gastrointestinal farter you say that and people are like huh that's who I don't think I like no I don't like gastrointestinal farter I mean I know what a fart is and everything I've heard of a fart is kind of smelly like everything I've seen on TV and Michael Moore made movies before and there's like gastrointestinal farters in it and the farters are real weird and they're farting all over the place and they're putting their hands up when they're farting and I'm like out on that So it's become this very sort of like stinky word, the evangelical Christian. It carries with it a stigma that is like, ooh, everything I've seen on that word, those words are, whew, wee. Fucci. Fucci. Evangelical Christian. So he's got to overcome that. And New Hampshire, personally, I believe New Hampshire is going to get slaughtered. Yeah, right now the...

1:10:39the polls are showing that Romney and McCain will tie in New Hampshire on Tuesday. I wouldn't be surprised if by Tuesday Romney's got that all figured out. I'm pretty blown away that McCain's alive again. He was pretty much dead in the water and now he's kind of made a little comeback and that Giuliani's not even a sniff right now. See, Giuliani, this is what you've got to understand about Giuliani. Giuliani is rolling the dice. It's the equivalent of a political gamble. He says, first of all, Iowa, I'm not even getting involved. You didn't hear his name. He didn't show up on anything last night. Because he said, he didn't go there. He didn't spend money there. He didn't campaign there. He didn't do anything there. He was non-existent there. Because he goes, in Iowa, they're not going to dig me. I'm a Republican that's for abortion. That's not me. They're not going to go for it. Now, the other states. are a lot more into that. He's banking on New York, California, big states. Florida, big states. He's banking on those states. So he didn't even get involved. So now, we'll see. Seems like a pretty big gamble, though. It's a huge gamble, man. And that's what everybody's talking about. Like, will it pay off? Or will it sink him? Because today, if people didn't know the name Mike Huckabee before today, today they know.

1:12:06And so for whatever reason, they're getting interested. They're going to go, oh, but then they're going to hear gastrointestinal farter. And a lot of people are going to hear gastrointestinal farter and they're going to go, oh, I didn't know that. What's up with the gastrointestinal farter thing? Is he farting all over the place? Like what kind of farter are we talking about? Because I've seen those farters that raise their hands. Then I've seen some of those farters that blow up abortion clinics. Then I've seen some of those farters that like have picket signs. But then. Like, yeah, there's this guy on the radio that I heard is a farter, so I don't know. Like, what kind of farter is he? So that's going to come into play as we move along. But the Ken Dahl did not win last night. Everybody thought that Mitt Romney was going to win, and he didn't. Here's what he said after he came in second place, cut three. You win the silver in one event, it doesn't mean you're not going to come back and win the gold in the final event, and that we're going to do. We'll see. Fired up. Let's hear your boy. Sky, John Edwards. Yeah. Come on, Edwards. What did John Edwards have to say? Cut four. The one thing that's clear from the results in Iowa tonight is the status quo lost and change won. Somebody's got maracas there, huh? Somebody was shaking some maracas in that car. It's a party, dude. Let's do it up. He is handsome, Sky. I will give you that. Oh, yeah.

1:13:33He really is looking good these days. When I got that Newsweek with him on the cover, I tried to smell the cologne that was on the other side of the opening cover of that. That looked good. Whatever it is, it's sexy. Who wouldn't wear that? Yeah, I was just shocked last night that Hillary really, I mean, yeah, she came in third and very close behind John Edwards, but gosh, I thought she was going to perform a lot stronger than that. It's very shocking to me. P1 Daniel. Hey, Mikey, I was just calling to make sure that you didn't fail to mention Ron Paul, who's now in double digits, and yet Fox is failing to put him into debate this weekend. Now, I know who Ron Paul is. Is there anybody on the show, out of the seven of us on the show, does anybody know who Ron Paul is? Nope. Yeah. You know who he is, Sky? Yeah. And Sean, you know? Yeah. Ashley? Ron? Boston Ron? The infomercial guy? Zeth? Ron? Paul. No, no, no. I know. Zeth, do you know? Nope. Zeth doesn't know. Not very many people know about this guy, Ron Paul, and he is a fiery old curmudgeon. He is an older guy, and when you hear him talk, he gets into it, man. You like that guy, Ron Paul, Daniel? Yes. What do you like about him? For starters, pull the truth back home, stop policing the world. Also,

1:14:56You're on the spot now. Hold on a second. That's all right. Don't worry about it. That's his big thing, you know, that he doesn't want, you know, we need money here in America. So why are we sending billions of dollars over to Iraq and Afghanistan? If he takes office, he wants to pull the troops home immediately, take all that money, bring it back home, and spend it here on Americans. And he's a Republican. Yes, he is. Which is really trippy. It's trippy that he's into that. Hey, speaking of politics, today they're doing the fight the band thing. Are we, you know, booze and PB? What are they doing? Well, so we told you a while ago that they had 30 days, the people who want to overturn the ban, the beach booze ban. They have 30 days to collect so many signatures. To get it put on the ballot to try and get a vote to get the beach booze ban overturned. And today is the deadline. So they have up until 2 o'clock today to get all those signatures in. And they still needed more signatures. So they decided a good way to go about it was to hit the bars last night in PB. Ah, yes. That'll do it. And do a little last call thing. We'll take their beer-bong me Elmo's out there with them. Yeah, so we'll see if they... Is this guy Larry Leon, is he the dude that calls the show?

1:16:10all the time. It is? Yeah, I know his name's Larry. I didn't know if it was the same guy. Larry Leon is the same guy. Cut 39. It's basically the last time that we can actually enjoy the sunset and have a beer with good friends. I wanted to go to an initiative where people could actually vote on it instead of letting our eight city council people tell us this is the new law. To the sun. Yes, yes. To the sunset. To you, son. Guys, it's sunset time. Is everybody ready for the toast? Toast the sun. Let's get blitzed. Well, the guy is into it, man. Off Schlitz. Listen, he's allowed. He's allowed. Yeah. He really wants them to not do this, and so he's making some noise out there so that people won't do it. One last hams. That's right. Not what you're thinking, this guy. Eddie, what did your dad use to drink? By son, you mean straws. Straws. Straws. That's a nice beer, right? It goes down really easy and smooth, Mike. Okay. Some dude in New York was a window washer. He fell 47 stories. He lived. That's impossible. He did, though. That's great! 47 stories. Dude, this is a crazy story. So he's a window washer, him and his brother, and the scaffolding collapsed that they were using. And like Mikey said, 47 stories up. Damn.

1:17:30Dude, I'd try. I'd try anything. So, unfortunately, his brother... I'd be making phone calls on the way down, see if anybody could help. Cannonball! Can you pick me up? Cannonball! Yeah, so, unfortunately, his brother didn't survive the fall, but he did and was taken to... Thanks for bringing the room down. He was taken to the hospital. His legs and arms and wrists were broken in several places. There he is. 47 stories, ladies and gentlemen. He had injuries to his chest, his spinal column, his brain was bleeding. For him to survive all this in the first couple hours, they pumped 24 units of blood into his body. That's about twice your entire blood volume. tracheotomy, put on a ventilator. They didn't even want to move him from his hospital bed to the surgery room. So they did surgery in his hospital room because they felt just moving him the tiniest bit could kill him. And now the dude is awake and talking and going to recover. It's amazing. It's amazing. I'm sure that that's never happened in the history of the world. I'm not kidding.

1:18:35I mean, that's a miracle. Yeah, he has movement in all of his limbs. He's breathing on his own. And on Christmas Day, he opened his mouth and spoke for the first time since the accident in early December. I heard he's already working on a new album. He might be torn by this summer. Wow. That's how good he's doing. I heard he's doing really good. He's got a reality show coming out with the Kardashians in the summertime. He's really doing well. It's crazy, man. Dane Cook, bro. Dave Chappelle's Laugh Factory stand-up record. Oh. Yeah. What was the old one? Well, we talked about this, I don't know, I think it was maybe like a month ago, that Dave Chappelle had, he was holding the record, but he had heard a rumor that Dane Cook wanted to break it. So he extended his record to six hours and 12 minutes straight of stand-up. Well, Dane Cook went into the Laugh Factory in L.A. late Tuesday night and did a seven-hour set. Wow. from tuesday night into wednesday morning at one point he even ordered food for everybody who was left in the place at whatever like two o'clock in the morning and so now dane cook holds the record for uh seven hours straight stand up what do you do like hour four like what's the i know it man how do we say that we don't know how when we do a 28 hour show yeah you make it happen that's true and we do it like it's totally possible yeah like but i wonder you know because

1:19:56You know, like you expect, when you think of stand-up, you think of a certain thing. But like Eddie's saying, when you're in hour four, are you just starting to, you know, BS? Are you just chatting at that point? Is that even really considered stand-up? Yeah, because at some point you're just like, you're going off what the audience is giving you. Yeah. Unless you go back to all your old material and you know what I mean. I wish she had filmed it. Or played it in real time or something. Some. If you're just waking up right now, and maybe you're just turning the radio on. Yeah? This is the latest. Thanks very much. And now to a new drama for Britney Spears. She was running to the hospital overnight after a dispute over the custody of her children at her home. This video, caught by CelebTV.com, shows her being loaded into an ambulance in the middle of a media frenzy. Now, for those of you that are without the benefit of being able to see it, Britney, I have to say, she looks very pretty. Oh, yeah. You know, which is kind of different.

1:20:54You know, lately, I don't think she's looked very good. I think she's looked a little torn up. But in this particular ambulance shot, she actually looks pretty. Now, the thing is, is that she also looks a little loopy. Out of it. She's smiling and laughing as they're loading her into the gurney and into the ambulance. People are taking pictures, so she looks a little wacky. Ron Larson is outside Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. John, fill us in. What happened? Well, apparently her message to voters last night was not about change. You know, the cops were called about 7 o'clock at night. They were saying that she would not turn her child, children... He thought of that line. Oh, yeah. This morning at like... And he was like, that's... Yeah, that's how I'll start. ...to Kevin Federline, her ex-husband's representative, and that was in direct defiance of a court order. So the police were called about 7 o'clock and that's when everything started to get a little wild. Eventually six police cars, a fire engine, an ambulance all showed up at her house along with attorneys of course and about three hours later she was taken away. While police were in her house they said she was apparently under the influence of an unknown substance and that is why she was put in an ambulance in a stretcher and brought down here to Cedars-Sinai Hospital.

1:22:15An NBC producer here saw her brought in a side entrance. He said that she looked a little bit disoriented, a little bit confused, but she is inside now. And so far we have no information from the hospital about how long she's going to be in there. All right, John, thanks very much. John Larson in Los Angeles for us. It is. So that's all they know. And this guy's been following it kind of all morning long. So as we're finding stuff out, we're going to be letting you know exactly what's going on. I think we're probably ready to start now. So we were just getting everything technically set up for us to do Bizarre Foods with P1s. And if you don't know what we're doing, basically the idea is we've got two pair of playoff tickets to give away to the Charger game this weekend. You come out. We've already had people put their names in. We're going to draw two names. And then we're going to flip a coin. One person is going to have to eat the Bizarre Food sampler platter. And the other person just gets handed a pair of tickets.

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1:27:30And we are at the back of the building right now. We're located at 9660 Granite Ridge Drive. That's the address. And it's the Clear Channel Big Corporate Empire. You can't miss it. You see people being thrown off into the moat as you drive up because it is a big corporate empire. And so we would love for you to come down here right now and check it out. What did I miss? Free Ramsey. Free Ramsey. People are yelling out Free Ramsey. For those of you that don't know. Ramsey is Sky's white manservant. And so what we want you to do is be prepared. That's all I'm going to tell you. Over the next few minutes, if you're listening on the radio, if you're here in person, be prepared for anything. The reason I say it is because to give away these tickets today to the Charger game this weekend, what we're going to do is we're going to have people reach into a hopper. We're going to pull out a couple of names. We have two pairs of Charger tickets. reach into a hopper, pull out a couple of names. Then we're going to flip a coin, which I hope we have the coin. Yeah, right. We're very unprepared. We're always unprepared. I never think of the small details. We have a coin. We're going to flip a coin. One person, was that Ashley? Yes, she tripped and fell as usual. Ashley was making an appearance and she tripped and almost fell. All right, so what we're going to do is we are going to flip a coin.

1:28:58and one of the people that drew the names is going to have to eat the bizarre food sampler platter right oh and the other person and the other person just gets playoff tickets and gets to go home so great to be the other person right that's right now um eddie i'm guessing we have uh the hopper all ready to go and the whole deal right yes oh we have an actual hopper. We have an actual hopper. It's Dennis Hopper. So Dennis Hopper, ladies and gentlemen, for showing up this morning. Alright, so we're going to put all the names into it right now. People have been out here registering. We have tons of people that wanted to get out here and make sure that they got their names in there. And so it looks like literally hundreds of people that had come out and wanted to get their names put in here. Hundreds and thousands of people. What they're going to be doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, people that are here, make noise if you saw what you'll be eating. What? Animals. Oh, my gosh. I'm going to explain to you what you're going to eat. Oh, my gosh.

1:30:14Every week, we do a segment on Thursdays called Bizarre Foods with Boston Rob. It's based on a TV show, Eddie. Bizarre Foods with who? Andrew Zimmern. Andrew Zimmern. This guy on the Travel Channel actually goes to different parts of the world each week and eats something bizarre. And so do we here on the Mikey Show. Rob eats bizarre foods. He's been doing it now for a long time. What we wanted Rob to do is put together a list. Of the four worst things that he's ever had to eat on the show. Oh, man. And the list are... Oh! No way. Disgusting. The century egg. Mmm, I love eggs. Even worse. No, not these kind of eggs. Really? Durian. Oh. Yummy. And finally, the sea cucumber. Yes! Oh, that? Oh, no. No, no, no. That was my favorite. Boston Rob, Balut. The origin was the Philippines. And what exactly was Balut? This is a duck, embryo, or fetus that they almost let hatch. And right before it's about to hatch, they go, nope. And they cook it. There you go. And can I just say that on Survivor, a person could not finish Balut. It was so disgusting. That's true. It was so foul. She couldn't finish the challenge. Foul. Get it? Denise. Get it foul. She was hard. That's a good one.

1:31:36She has no idea. What? Not a clue. What about century egg? Century egg is even worse. They let ferment, which I didn't know what ferment meant. I thought I was going to get hammered off of it and good times for all. I thought fermenting was the process of adding salt and pepper. Yeah. No. I thought you brewed in your turlet. Yeah. They let it spoil, and the consistency is probably one of the most disgusting things I've ever had in my mouth. And they don't serve that at P.F. Chang. They do not serve that. They do not serve that at P.F. Chang. Next up, Origin Southeast Asia. I'm scared already. I hear Origin Southeast Asia. I'm like, I'm out. Yeah, enough. Durian. Dude. Now, when we talked to Andrew Zimmern on the air, he said durian gives him the willies. Like, durian was the one that freaked him out. Yeah. And what is durian, Rob? Well, I know a lot of you haven't been to New Jersey, but all it is is, like, landfill and just a bunch of rubbish. No, it's fruit. It's fruit. Okay. I guess it's fruit, then. New Jersey is fruit? No. They call it the Garden State, just like this is supposedly a fruit. Wait till you put it in your mouth. Yeah.

1:32:50It tastes like fermented rubbish. Okay. And then finally, sea cucumber. That's my favorite. That's your favorite, Ashley? Yes. You want some? You want some? You want to take a bite? No, I don't, but I really enjoy watching people eat it. All right. Okay. And Rob, the sea cucumber, again, Southeast Asia, what is it? A weird slug that lives at the bottom of the ocean. No, no. And not like a cartoon slug. It's a bottom fetus. Yeah, it eats like the garbage that's on the bottom of the ocean. Yeah, it looks like... bananas that went bad. Wouldn't it look like a cucumber? It doesn't. Have you seen it? No. It's a cucumber gone bad. No. Looks like a Labrador retriever got loose on that plate. Whoa. Okay. All right. All right. That's nasty. Let's go ahead and draw two names from the hopper. Oh, I feel bad. Oh, dude. Smashley, hand to Ashley. Smashley, hand to Ashley. We're going to get two names here. Who's The first name is? Yes. Jay Zevely. Jay, where are you? Zevely. Jay Zevely. Jay, come over here. Come back here, Jay. Come back here. He doesn't look that excited. Come back here, Jay. All right, Jay, now tell me, bro. No foul language, all right? You are a Charger fan. Yes, sir, I am. All right, would you do anything to get to see this playoff game? Oh, God, yes. Are you seeing that plate over there? Oh, yeah, yeah.

1:34:19It's garbage. It does not look heavenly. Now, before you get upset, I got to tell you, you got a 50% chance of not having to eat anything. That's true. That's a good chance. That's right. You got a 50% chance. All right, let's draw another name. Ashley and Ashley. What's the next name? David Mendoza. David Mendoza. Oh, big day. Come on, David. You're the next confessor on the grossest right. He's also got Chargers gear. All right, bro. Now, I can tell you already, David looks like he's game. Yeah, he's a gamer. Are you game? I'm game. All right, so 50% chance, but you're like, hey, if it happens, I'll do it. I'll do it. All right, all right. All right, here's the coin, and I'm going to have... Now, can you flip the coin with those cool gloves on, or do you need help? I'm just wondering. Wow. I knew that if I wore these gloves so that you guys don't see my vertiligo, I knew some people... You don't have vertiligo. Dainty soft hands. I have what Michael Jackson has. Yeah, dainty hands? I'm going to... Sky has frog hands, not mine. That's right. No, I said dainty. Dainty hands. Nobody yells out frog hands. Let's have... Thank you for pointing that out. No problem. Let's have Rob flip the coin. Tell me your name again, brother. Jay. Jay was the one that was scared, so we're going to let him call. He's going to...

1:35:45I was most scared. So when Rob gets the coin up in the air, I'm going to have you call, okay, bro? All right. I'm going to flip it, catch it, flip it over that hole. You got it. You got it. Call it in the air. Call it in the air. You're the worst. Hold on. Hold on. I need one more. I need one more. And you didn't even have gloves on. Gosh darn. I feel like I got gloves on. I'm sorry, dude. Call it in the air. You're the worst. That was so terrible. You've got to flip it. It didn't even flip. I don't want to flip it too high. I'm sorry. It's been a long time since I flipped the coin. Rob, Rob, Rob. What? Oh, my God. Should we give you five warm-up flips? It's like riding a bike, right? You need a pamphlet? I mean, it's not that hard, bro. Call it in the air. A coin for dummies? Tails.

1:36:34Are you kidding me? He dropped it again. Hey, hey, hey. That was third. Why don't you come flip it? Dude, I mean, three times is a charm. Ashley's going to flip it. Look how she's holding it. I don't know about this. That's weird, too. That looks back up. Someone might lose an eye. Throw it. Heads. It is heads. Oh! We've got you back. David's drinking water. David's drinking water. He's your girl. Now, David, I've got to ask you. I've got to ask you, David. Let me get the plate. Present it. It's beautiful. Take a look at that. That is so gross. I'm guessing what we have here. We've got...

1:37:35Oh, that's... Wait, say again? Can we do the best out of three? Oh, dude, you got to eat them. You got to go for these. Now, Rob, describe, dude. You have intimate experience with this stuff. Yeah, way too... So gross. Explain what we got. So gross. Oh, my God. Explain what we got. Okay, so this cracked shell veiny... Ryan, no. What is that slime? No. I think that's, I don't know, the brain, but... All right, which one is that? That's the balloon. Okay. Now, the egg that looks like Jell-O, wait until you bite into that because there's a special surprise in the middle. Okay. Oh, my God. That's the century egg. That's like peanut butter? Yeah, well. No, yeah. It's like the Tootsie Pop of gross stuff. Oh, my God. Okay, then what? Okay, one. Now, two. Now, three.

1:38:34The one that doesn't even look like anything. It almost looks like pineapple. It almost looks like pineapple. It looks like pineapple pumpkin to me. Right? That's the durian. Wait until you put that into your mouth. Okay. Save that flavor, my friend. Does he need toilet paper for the fourth one? Dude, that looks so gross. That's awful. Yeah. That's awful. It looks like a burnt hot dog. No. Sure. It looks like it came out of a tomb. It looks like it had bandages wrapped around it at one point. Right. It's disgusting. That is the sea cucumber. Now listen, we've got all the news agencies out here filming this. The news is here. We're going to take a break. P1Site.com is filming. Rock1053.com is filming. We're going to take a break. And when we come back, we're going to have David get down to eating this stuff. It's charge your tickets up for grabs. The other guy's already won his tickets. He's like, out of here. And so, David, when we come back, you're going to eat these items to be able to go to see the Chargers take on the Titans this weekend in a very highly anticipated playoff game. It's wild card weekend. Let's make them do it far away. Oh, dude. I want to get far away from this. Do we have a bucket, by the way? Yeah, we may need a bucket. What do we call the just-in-case bucket? We call it the just-in-case bucket. You won't need it, bro. All right. We're going to take a break. When we come back, we'll get down to eating. It's next. It's Rock 105.3. It's a Mikey show. He used to eat a lot of net causes.

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1:43:10I can't get out of bed in the morning. It's really comfortable. That is good stuff. Thank you. You got it. Sleep Train is your ticket to a better night's sleep. The Mikey Show continues with Mikey. I'm really impatient. Don't like a deal? Sean. I don't like any of the major... Pythonians are tight-knit people. Playoffs edition of Bizarre Food. Drink P1s eating their way to the playoffs. Passing your gag reflex. A 747. Some people are delayed or never... I have never changed my opinion of the bit... Bizarre Foods with Boston Rob. I don't like it. I have a great producer. Eddie is a great producer. He's told me from the very beginning, trust me, this is a good bit. Every week we do it. I don't want to do it. Every week we do it. I'm being genuine. It grosses me out. My mother-in-law said, whenever you do the Bizarre Foods thing, I change the channel and I usually don't listen until the next day. And I said, that's what I do. I said, that's what I do.

1:44:38And so we're going to do it right now. Only this is like worse than it's ever been because it's four things. And it's the four worst things. Rob, the guy that normally does the Bizarre Foods bit, has identified four of the worst tasting things he's ever had. So you can get this at like a Bennigan's, right? No, you can't. No, it's a different kind of sampler platter. Any happy hour. We're talking about... Half off. Yeah, half off. We're talking about balut, century egg, durian, and sea cucumber. And what I'm going to... Eddie, don't laugh at that, man. And David is the guy that is going to be eating this stuff. Now, David, talk to me about what you're feeling inside as you look at that sampler platter of stuff. And talk right into this microphone. Right now, I'm just trying to be in another place. Right, right, right. That's what I told him. Transcendental meditation. I'm trying to numb myself. You're trying to numb yourself. Eddie gives B-Rob a little pep talk. Would that help you if maybe Eddie gave you a little pep talk? Anything. Listen, it looks like breakfast foods. It's like eggs and sausage. A little fruit. You're good. Looks like an old apple. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're fine. Now, I'm going to tell you right now, it's totally up to you how you choose to consume it. However, I would...

1:45:58peel that egg. That's just my call. That's what I would do. But who am I? Let's get to the tasty part, right? Like the beak and the feet? David, do you have a strategy in terms of what you want to eat first? Right up to his mouth, Ashley. I want to eat the grossest thing first. What have you identified as the grossest thing? Probably this duck. Yeah, that's the balut from the Philippines. And so you're going to go for that first. Ashley is going to keep the microphone by your mouth as you eat. And then we're going to throw that microphone away. And we're going to toss that microphone when you're done. Do I have to eat everything? Here are the rules as I see them. I would like you to convince us that you've...

1:46:48you have consumed some, okay? So that is not like a little bite. I'm not going to have you eat the entire thing, but I want you to take a giant bite of each. As long as you've taken a giant bite of each, you've convinced us you're a man and you are ready to go. That is all the convincing you'll have to do for me. A true Charger fan would eat the whole thing, though, right, guys? There it is. That's horrible. That's horrible. David, let me remind you. Let me remind you that if your body, as they say, rejects it. Oh, okay. I know what that means. I would prefer that your body reject it somewhere other than here. Like Cleveland. Give me five feet then. Everybody give me five feet. Yeah, back up. So, we're going to do something close to a New Year's Eve countdown from ten. When we get to zero, begin to consume. And I will do my best to describe it. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six.

1:47:49Five, four, three, two, one. Okay, he's peeling the egg. He's peeling the balloon. His nails are covered in the yellow. Okay. He's taking a bite. Oh, he's taking a big bite. David, how is that? David, how is that? Describe how it tastes. He's chewing. He's chewing. He's wiping his fingers off with a napkin. Yeah. It's a gentleman. He's gotten it down. He's gotten it down. Uh-oh. He's gotten it down. No problem. No problem. No problem. It wasn't that bad. It wasn't that bad, he said. Wow. What's next, David? Where are you going next? You're going to the century egg is next. Rob says, I don't know about this one. Consistency is jello-like. Yeah. He's taking the knife and fork. Oh, hello. Yeah, he's taking the knife and fork. He's a gentleman. He's a gentleman. He's got table manners. Holy moly. It sort of bursts. Okay. It sort of bursts. Okay. It's jello-like. You thought the worst was over. Oh, that stinks. Yeah, that's bad. That stinks. Go ahead, David.

1:48:51Go ahead. He's picking it up with his hand. He's taking off a little piece of shelly. He's got it in his mouth. He's chewing. Oh, he's got a look. Oh, there goes the first one. He's holding it down. He's holding it down. He's holding it down. Oh my goodness. He's trying to keep it down. He's trying to keep it down. Just think of Jell-O in a sandbox and you'll be fine. Halfway there. Was that harder? Was that harder? Yeah, that was harder. Where are you going next? Are you going to the durian next, which is that god-awful fruit? Are you going there next, or are you going to the sea cucumber next? I think the sea cucumber. Okay, the sea cucumber. Pick that sucker up and take a bite. Let's give him a countdown. Four, three, two. Oh, wait, he wants a drink. He wants a drink. He's going to cleanse his palate. He's getting the Boston Rob shakes. I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:50:03He's starting to do the shaking of the hand. He took a little drink of water. Are you ready? Yes. Five, four, three, two, one. He's got it on the fork. Okay. He's taking a look at it. Don't look at it. Here it goes in the mouth. It's in the mouth. He's chewing. It's in the mouth. He's chewing. He's chewing. He's got that look. He's got that far away happy place look. Yeah. Far away happy place look. No reaction. No reaction. Emotionless. He's chewing. He's chewing. Get it down. Get that sucker down. Come on, man. You can do it. Okay. I love the really nice P1s for making the gags out of it. I know it. I know it. Cool, guys. What do you think, David? Oh. That tastes like Manulo. Okay. Okay. Spoken like a culture that's gross and eats weird stuff. Next up is the durian. That's it. One more and you're done, bro. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, there's no, like, toothpick or anything in there, is there? All right, are we ready to go? Five, four, one. Eat. For charger tickets, bro. Get that down and you got charger tickets. They're almost there.

1:51:09Get that down and you're going to the playoffs, bro. Get that down and you see him play the Titans on Sunday, dude. Let me see your mouth when you finished it. Let me open your mouth when you finished it. This man has won himself playoff tickets. Talk to us now that you've won the tickets. How do you feel? What was it like? Let's do it again. Oh, man. Holy Toledo. Honestly, we do have an extra plate. I know Rob's looking hungry. Oh, wow. Wow. All right, now listen. We got the playoff tickets. Where are the tickets? Do we physically have the tickets here with us? Let's give him. There are your playoff tickets. Give yourselves a big round of applause, P1s. And we will be back after this. It's a Mikey show. Mikey show continues on The Rock. It doesn't come in a bottle or pill. Just one taste seemed to make all my problems melt away, like fog in the sunshine. I'm talking about gambling.

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1:53:46Now back to the Mikey Show featuring Mikey. I consider myself a pretty quick guy with a pretty large degree of intelligence, but I messed a lot of it up. Eddie. I hate killer whales. Sky. I purchased a goat through a charity which will be delivered to a needy family in the third world. You make me laugh at your insults. Austin Rob. Am I just an idiot? Save that clip. And Ashley. I use a lot of toilet paper. The Mikey Show's on. Anybody else hungry? Britney Spears was taken to the hospital last night after cops were called to her home because she would not give the kids back to K-Fan. Warren Sapp tells the Raiders he is done and will retire. Hideous. And it's going to be on NBC 739, I'm guessing, also. KUSI. KUSI. Yeah, they're both out there filming.

1:57:05Mm-hmm. That was a trip, man. It was a trip, and it was gross, and a lady from the TV station asked me if I would ever do it again, and I said, you know, I don't want to. It's a good idea, though. People like it, you know. It's crazy. It grosses me out, but it is crazy. Oh, man. Did you think he was going to lose it on that century egg? It's that inside of the century egg. Not only was I convinced, I was so sure of it because everybody started moving back. Yeah. They wanted to be out of the splash zone. Exactly. It was so gross. That's great. Okay. I need everybody's questionnaire. Turn in your questionnaire. We're going to do Mikey's show questionnaire. Oh. And I need to have everybody's. I got Sean's. I got Skye's. I got mine. I got Eddie's. I need Rob's and Ashley's. And Seth doesn't do it. It would take too long. And nobody knows Seth. He doesn't ever say anything. I try to get the kid to talk, but...

1:58:06And we are going to investigate Seth. Good. Please, there's a lot going on there. Yeah. Like Dateline NBC stuff? Kind of. Nice. It needs to be done. He's 22 years old, and we don't know much about him. But one thing that I do know about Seth is that he has an interesting love life. So we're going to get into that pretty soon. And it doesn't matter how old you are. I think somewhere in there, you're going to find it kind of interesting and compelling and funny. Because if you are 22, you can relate. And if you're older than 22, you just think back to it and go, oh, yeah, I remember that. So it should be interesting. Mikey Show Questionnaire. The idea behind Mikey Show Questionnaire is we take six of us here on the show. There's a lot of us on the show. And we take six of us. We ask three questions. We ask you three questions. And we all have to answer and explain our answers. We take guesses. Like, who do you think it would have been? And as you're playing along at home, you can think about these questions yourself about the people that are in your... personal life, but most people feel like they have a connection with us here on the show. We have two P1s in the studio this morning, P1 Leonidas and P1 Lindsay. Sean, are you there? Can you get me Sean back? I don't know that Sean's on this. Sean, are you there? He's talking. Okay, we do have Sean. Never mind. We're good. We got him. We have two P1s in the studio, P1 Lindsay and P1 Leonidas.

1:59:32You guys, would you guys say it's fair and safe to say that when you're a P1, you're a fan of the Mikey Show, you sort of feel like you know us? Yeah. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a lot of people have written me before and said it's kind of like hanging out with friends after we get to know you for a while. Yeah. And so that's why we do the Mikey Show questionnaire because as we do them, you kind of get to ask yourself, well, I wonder what that will say. And fights always happen. Guaranteed. That's fun. I got to admit it. It's fun. We get offended. Because we think we know how each other are going to answer, and when it doesn't go that way, it's upsetting. We're going to start with B-Rob's questionnaire. Now, it's the same three questions posed to all of us on the show, and then we figure out, well, what would they say? So this is Boston Rob's, which he wrote, Boston Rob, a.k.a. G-Nasty. G-Nasty? What's that? G-Nasty? What is it? B. Okay, he does it in that sort of gang land writing. Like the graffiti. Like graffiti style. Style writing, so. So Boston Rob, when he filled out his questionnaire, he put Boston Rob, a.k.a. Be Nasty, or Mr. Boston Rob, if you're nasty. Okay. So the first question.

2:00:48post all of us was, who on the show would you go into business with? Now, what's interesting is we all did this the same. We all wrote down a name and we figured we'd explain. Rob wrote a novel for each question. Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Why can't he figure this out? It's just a name. Just write a name. He says, without a doubt, the man... Wait. What? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got to have somebody guess. Actually, let's have a P1 guess. Lindsay... Who do you think Boston Rob would say, who on the show would he want to go into business with? Right into the microphone, step right into the microphone. I think he would probably say Eddie. He would probably say Eddie. He says, without a doubt, the man who has more creative juices than a George Lucas fart, co-creator of Socks in a Box, copyright pending, is my boy Eddie. So you are correct. P1, Lindsay. Hey! Rob would go into business with Eddie. Now, explain, Rob. What are you going to do? You feel you guys will work well together in the business? And I usually come up with some kind of idea back in the office, and he always alters it, makes it better, and I think we're already pretty much in business. Now, by better, do you mean that he says you shouldn't do it? Yeah, pretty much. Or I say, that's a stupid idea, Rob. That's my part of the business. That does happen.

2:02:14Question number two. Who on the show would you let dress you for a week? P1 Leonidas. Who do you think Rob would let dress him for a week? That's an interesting one. It really is. I have to say Ashley. Ashley. Here is what Rob put. I can't say who. It's more of a here is what he put. I can tell you who I would not let dress me. That's not the question. The lady is going to let her little boys wear dresses. Sky. Oh, wow. Got it, Sky. Oh, that's shocking. You see that coming? Making that clear. That being said, he writes, I would let Ashley dress me. He only insults me. He only insults me and then... It's a well-known fact. It's a well-known fact. He enjoys Sky jokes more than any other joke in the world. Come on. I had to get one in there.

2:03:16Skye, do you believe that, Skye, that it would be Ashley? Yeah, that's who I would guess. He's being honest. Why Ashley, Rob? I don't know. Girls know how to dress people. I think they got style. But there are two girls on the show. Yeah, but I already pointed out in the beginning of that. Only if they wanted to wear dresses. That she would let her boy wear dresses. Plus, I think I make too many jokes about Skye and she'd probably put me in a dress. Okay. So, the third question is... Like a doll dress? The third question is, if the seven members of the Mikey show were running for president, who would you vote for? Eddie, who do you think he said? I'm going to say he would probably vote for you. Mikey for mayor. Rob says, since I can't vote for myself or Tom Brady. What the hell? Eddie. He selected you. Why? Oh, that's shocking. Because I'd probably be VP, and I think if Eddie... He's a nutball. He's a nutball. He's a nutball. He's a nutball. Is that not... That looked great on the ballot. All right. Just saying. Just putting it out there. Well, we would in Massachusetts. Oh, yeah, we would. Here is Ashley's questionnaire. P1 Leonidas. Who on the show would Ashley go into business with? Wow. I'd have to say you, Mike. Hmm.

2:04:41Why would you say that? You seem pretty business savvy. She actually said she would go into business with Eddie. Yeah. Why Eddie, Ashley? Well, here on the show, he's my kind of immediate superior in the sense that I do the most like working with him on a daily basis. And I feel like we've really gained this awesome relationship. I think that we would kick... butt if we went into business together. Eddie's got a look on his face like I don't know. I would do all the PR. Oh, no way. My first move as businessman is you're out. And then Eddie would take care of the responsible stuff. We would kick butt. P1 Lindsay. You're fired. The second question is who on the show would Ashley let dress her for a week? Well, it's I would say either between Skye or Boston Raw, but I'm going to go with Skye just because she's the other girl. Okay, so you say, when I say why, you say Skye because it's the other girl. And Ashley actually said no. She would let me dress her for a week. And Ashley, why me? Of course. You have awesome style. Eddie, why are you putting on gloves right now? Eddie, why are you pretending to put on gloves? Because they're very fashion forward. Oh, that's not nice. I think gloves are in right now from what I've read.

2:06:00In glamour. Hot, no way. Well, for men, raising gloves are real hot. Sorry, Mike. I don't think the gloves represent your style at all. You have awesome style. You're very with it. You get it when it comes to dressing. Sky, if the seven members of the Mikey show were running for president, who would she vote for? Zeph. Who would Ashley vote for? So she can assassinate him. Yes, exactly. Bitch, bitch, baby. For some reason, I'm thinking it's either myself or Eddie. I'm going to go with Eddie. Why are you saying Eddie? Because Eddie's like her mentor, you know, and so she looks up to him and respects him and his career. She's used to following his way, so it makes sense. She actually said you, Sky. Oh, wow. Well, thank you. Ashley, why Sky? Absolutely.

2:07:06I pretty much agree with everything she says on a regular basis. Eddie just rolled his eyes like, oh boy, what a house kiss this is. And when I do disagree with her, it's not something that is an issue that I'm concerned about with our planet. She's really into global warming. She's really into being fair. She's into the cause. She's really into being fair, and I really appreciate that. She's very honest. She's very honest and fair, and I think she'd be great. Well, thank you. That's nice of you to say. Next up is Shawnee O'Boy. Next up is Shawnee O'Boy. Yeah, Chill Town. Oh, no. Don't Chill Town, please. A vote for Chill Town is a vote for America. Big Tuna. All right, so here is the question. Did that stupid P1 just say something? Oh, come on, Sean. That was P1 Leonidas. All he said was Big Tuna. He said Big Tuna. That's all he said. That's your name. Now, P1 Lindsey. Yes. Who on the show would Sean go into business with? I'll say you, Mikey. Why me? Because, I don't know, I think Eddie would kind of be a goofball with Sean, and I think Mikey might kind of... I dare you. I think Mikey and you would keep Sean in line, and Sean would do the same for you. In line? That is incorrect. That is incorrect. He did not say me. Sean would go into business with Sky. Oh, that is a bad move. Sean, why? Eddie, no one asked.

2:08:31Sean, why Sky? Well, you know, I had an initial thought of Mike, but you're terrible with money. I would never go into business with you. I thought about going into business with Eddie, which, you know, wouldn't be a bad idea. Here's why I'm a little offended. Why, Eddie? Why are you offended? Sean and I... almost went into business together several times. We may still, yet. We still may. And so, now I'm offended. And I'm going to be looking for B-Rob now as my new business partner. Whoa, wait! Let's write children's books. The reason... Oh, jeez. Hey, Sean, you know, before going to Eddie with anything in your guy's new business, just make sure you run it through Sky first. Yeah. Since she's your choice. So, the reason why I said Sky is because Sky and I have had several conversations about real estate. And we see eye to eye on a lot of things in that regard. And you hate Eddie. That was my thinking. I obviously hate Eddie. Enjoy your real estate business. Exclusive. Shut up. We're still doing this. What are you, Remack? P1. No, we're keeping houses, dude. Yeah. P1 Leonidas. Great time to do that. That's why we're not doing it. Yeah, you're a genius. It's on hold. Go to business with her. It's on hold. Leonidas? Yes. Who on the show would Sean let dress him for a week? Oh.

2:09:51Wow. This is interesting. This is going to be very interesting. Who would Sean say? Sean wears the same thing every day. I would have to say, even from what I know and the history between... He wears the same thing every day. The history between Sean and Sky, I'd have to say Sky because they've known each other for so long. Well, that's incorrect. Sean doesn't like sweaters. Or dresses. He likes shans, slews, and multicolored shirts. That's right. And girls that shut up. And... five packs of the multicolored shirts so you can get the deal. Why do you say I let Beto dress me, dude? Well, you're not a part of the show. Yeah, dude, and then if Beto dressed me, I wouldn't wear shoes with no strings. And I wouldn't wear pants that become shorts. What are those things called, Beto? Shants. Shut up. Yeah, dude. And shoes that are slippers are called, well, they should be called slippers, but they're called sleuths. Yes, that is true, Beto. Actually, Sean said that he would let B-Rob dress him. Wow. That is a lie and I call shenanigans. It is not a lie. Oh.

2:11:14This is, come on. I'll tell you why. Because you're a big fat liar. No, I'm not a big fat liar. Why is it? I wouldn't let Sky dress me because of the whole pink dresses thing. What? Now they're pink. I wouldn't let Mike dress me because it's too metro. I don't like that stuff. You don't like the metro style? I don't like the metro style. Guys night out in Hillcrest. What I was thinking of was what would be, anybody would be a change as far as what I wear because I wear crap. I don't wear good clothes at all. You wear a uniform. I do wear a uniform. By definition, you wear the same thing every day. It's true. It's a uniform. Yeah. It's an undershirt with a t-shirt over it. Right. So I thought of all the people. So two shirts? Yes, two shirts. Well, okay. All right. No, there's not two shirts, but whatever. One is an undershirt. One is an undershirt. And Sean, I'm 100% behind you on that. I actually, I wear undershirts too. I got one on right now. What, Beto? Shut up. Sean wears two shirts, bro. He does? What for? Soak up Sean. Okay, that's weird. To sop up more Sean.

2:12:30Well, for the super heavy days, he wears this sort of... But on those light days... I don't have... Extra absorbent? Extra absorbent on the heavy days. And on the light days, it's a little t-shirt underneath. It's an undershirt. All right, let's see. Boston Rob. If the seven members of the Mikey Show were running for president, who would Sean vote for? Gonna guess Scott. Sky. Why Sky? Because they're both... Well, I immediately thought you, but I know Sky's, yeah, big liberal. Sean agrees with her on a lot of the views. The one thing I thought he might have a tough time voting on is putting a woman into office. Good point. But I think overall, Sky. You would be incorrect. And now it's time for Sky to be offended because for the opposite reason, he chose Eddie. So now it's Sky's turn to be upset that Eddie was joking. Sean, please.

2:13:36Please explain this. Please explain, Sean. I will explain to you. Go ahead, Sean. I would love to hear it. At first, I thought about Mike. At first, I thought about Mike. A happy lover. A total opposite of everything you believe in. Sure. And so I thought, no, I can't go with him. I thought about the kids, but obviously they're too young and I'll get it. Right. So then we come to Sky. See, eye to eye on a lot of views, however, there's one critical issue that stands between America and success. What's that, Sean? That is immigration and foreign policy. You have got to have a heavy hand during these next eight years. Heavy-handed Eddie is what they call him. In terms of foreign policy. That's right. And Eddie will absolutely take care of this country in terms of illegal immigration and in terms of foreign policy. That's right. Guy's got a leg fist. There you go. Wow, that's weak. I'll build the Great Wall of Death as our border. Sky's foreign policy would absolutely put us into a depression. Hell. Turmoil. What about my policy? Economic collapse. I want to build a moat. A moat? Yeah, for the border. I wanted to put a moat up. You know, be Eddie's vice president. I can't vote for you. So Sky can't even be the VP? You're too radical.

2:14:57You're too radical. I'm too radical. Skye can be secretary of getting breakfast or something like that. That's a good idea. Next up, Skye's questionnaire. I want to change my whole questionnaire. She's my first lady. I want to change all my answers. P1 Leonidas. Yes. Who would Skye choose to go into business with? I'd have to say Eddie. They have chemistry. To say the least. Yeah. On the United States, you're my favorite. You can say that 300 times. That's cute. That's cute. And it still ain't enough. And accurate. All right, everyone. So, you are correct. Well, come on. She would go into business with Eddie. Oh, man. That is doomed for failure. She would go into business with her house. Of course she would. Why would you go into business with Eddie? What would her business be? Yeah, what would it be? What? I don't know what our business would be. Love notes. It should be love. It should be love. And business is good. And growing. That's right. Every day. Business is growing every day. Right now. Shut up. All right. Thank you, Sean. 819. Uh-oh. Hold on. Hold on. Eddie is extremely creative. And Eddie is one of the only people on the show that I feel him and I are completely...

2:16:22honest and open with each other all the time with no fear behind it. Plus, she'd be going into business with the president. That's true. That is good. In Sean's world. In Sean's world. That is correct. Plus, he's very dapper. Okay. Always in his Bruce Lee shirt. Very dapper. There you go. Thank you. P1 Lindsay, let's ask you this one. Let's see what you think about Skye. Who on the show would Skye let dress her for a week? It should have been easy. I'll say Ashley because Ashley's always giving Skye some tips. I don't want to dress like a hooker. Ashley doesn't dress like a hooker. If Ashley dresses me, I might as well go back to Harrah's in New Orleans. Make me look like a saucy harlot. Mosey on up to the bar with my book. Shut up. I know you'll like them. I love them. I'm reading the Kama Sutra, by the way. Right, yeah. That's what I was reading.

2:17:24Actually, Lindsay, you are correct. She would choose Ashley to dress her for a week. Why, Skye? Because Ashley has a great fashion sense, and yes, her and I have a different style, but Ashley gets in enough that she would dress me in my style. She wouldn't try and force some of her stuff on me. She would... I don't know about that. Yes, she would. Think about the presents she buys you for your birthday. Yeah, she would. By the way, though? Oh, definitely. Okay, so then what's the problem anyway? Well, I didn't say there was a problem, but there are some days... If I were going out for New Year's Eve, I'd wear that, sure. But there are some days you wear things that I wouldn't wear, and I know you know me well enough. If I was New Orleans trying to get some bees. I would wear that if I were going swimming, sure. If I was in Cirque du Soleil. What are you saying? I'd wear that if today was the first day on the job at Cheetah's, but... Is Carnival in town? Stop it. And of course I'd pick Ashley. All right, let's see. Eddie, if the seven members of the Mikey show were running for president, who would Skye vote for? It seems like Skye went with a very straightforward approach in her questionnaire. So there's no doubt in my mind she said Sean. You are correct. How mad she is that he did not choose her. I take care of you on foreign policy, that's for sure. Look at that. Look at that, Sean. Look at her in the camera. You can't really show me. I have your back.

2:18:48Scott, you were honest and Sean wasn't. I know, I know. Sean and Eddie disagree politically about everything except for one issue, so he's going to go because of... Yeah, it's the one critical issue. Nothing else is critical right now. The war in Iraq. That's what I'm talking about. You're talking immigration. So, Scott, with all that anger, tell me why you'd vote for Sean. Because he's the worst. Nice, nice. Play this game fair. Up next is Eduardo Pinochle. Thank you. Yes. That is what he wrote on the sheet. The best. Oh, man. Eddie is up next. P1 Leonidas. Let's do this. Who on the show would Eddie go into business with? I have to say you, Mike. Why? You guys have known each other for a really long time. We've known each other 20-some years. Yeah. Which is why I'm irritated that he said Sean. Oh, wow. What? What? I was clear. My second choice. Eddie, why Sean? Like I've said before, Sean and I had some business plans we were working on and a couple of ideas that we were really trying to implement. You and I never really talk about going into business. I would like you as a business partner because you're rich, but Sean, I guess we will. First of all,

2:20:15In that case, I changed my answer to Mike. I can't find Mike. P1, did I have P1 Leonidas answer that? P1 Lindsey, who on the show would Eddie let dress him for a week? I'll say B-Rob. Wait, why B-Rob? Because he always makes fun of Sean and Mike. I don't know if Eddie would dress like Mikey, so I'll say B-Rob. Okay, well, let me say this. You are... Now, wait a minute. Now, this doesn't make any sense to me. Eddie makes fun of Rob's dressing every single day. I mean, he makes fun of it so much. Eddie, why would you let Rob, the guy that you think dresses like an idiot in your words, why would you let Rob... Kind of gave me a complex, too. Yeah, you give him a complex and make fun of himself. Well, here's the deal.

2:21:16I dissected this. This was a tough one for me. Mikey, you've gone into more of this upscale dressing a little bit. You wear jackets and things like that. I can't dress like that. That's part of the reason why I'm in radio. I don't like to dress up. I don't think you would force that on me, but I think you would want to try stuff. Yeah. Let's see how this goes. Let's see how you look in a jacket. Just try it. Put on a pair of jeans. You always try to get me to go to the turf club. And I'm like, dude, I don't want to wear a jacket. And you're like, it's fine. It's fine. Come on. Just do it. I'm like, no, I don't want to. So there's that. No way. Either of the girls, no way. Because, you know, I just don't think they get me. It's so irritating. I don't know. I don't know that you would. Ashley's so mad. You're saying fly, and I'm not fly. Yeah, he's not fly. Eddie does not describe himself as fly. Sean has no care in the world. So it came down to Rob, and I think Rob...

2:22:15I legitimately would buy my goofy shirts that I wear. He knows I only wear shorts. And he would buy jerseys for me, which is fine. I wear jerseys. He would dress you in all Red Sox apparel. I don't think he would. I don't think he would. I don't think he would. Because that's a disgrace to the Red Sox. Now, you've got to keep in mind, when you are choosing somebody, you're basically choosing somebody that you are open to their suggestions. So you're saying... When he's bought me clothes before, he's bought me the goofy t-shirts and stuff that I wear. So I had to say Rob. But be honest. What really sold you? Was it the high-low when I rocked the high-low? Definitely not. Rob, what's the high-low? You haven't heard? Well, I realize there's some listeners that may not have heard. So what is the high-low? Let me break this down real simple for you. Do it in five seconds, though. Okay. You get a t-shirt like I'm wearing under. My jersey and stuff. Cost maybe a buck fifty at Walmart. Right, right. That's the low. That's the low. And then you got to rock the highs so you get really expensive jeans. Right. So you do poor with rich. You do the two together. It meshes so well. And then dirty sneakers. There you go. Whatever you got at home. Skye, or find off a homeless person. Skye, if the seven members of the Mikey Show were running for president, who would Eddie vote for? Well, definitely not me. Definitely not Sean.

2:23:34Definitely not the kids. So you, Mike. That's correct. That is... That was really easy. Yeah. I mean, him and I have pretty much the same views politically. Yep. And I think he'd do a good job. Next up is me. Oh, no. I'm the last one. Here we go. I'm the last one. Uh-oh. All right. P1 Leonidas. Is that how we started last time? I think you're up. Ah, whatever. Who on the show would I go into business with? Again, I'd have to say Eddie. Why? Again, you guys have known each other for 20-some-odd years, and you seem like good friends. You are correct. I would go into business with Eddie. The only other person that I would consider... Oh, please be me. ...is Rob. Yes! And the only reason that I would consider Rob is I do believe that he has a lot... He would be willing to do a lot of grunt work I would not be willing to do. What about Sean, though? I thought Sean was going to be your answer. Not in the picture. Nope. Sean... Tell him, Mike. No. The reason is... Shoot him down.

2:24:33is because that I believe that, well, first of all, Eddie is, in business, I believe that Eddie would be very responsible. And as far as ideas, I believe Eddie would be invaluable. Oh, yeah. In terms of getting out and doing the guerrilla work, Rob, that's why I was really thinking about Rob. I'll hire Rob. With the guerrilla work, Eddie and I would be like, do you want to go do this? Do you want to go do this? Okay, business off. I have a lot of million dollar ideas that are just sitting in my head. Oh, me too. Because I don't ever want to go do it. Me too. Do the work. Me too. Alright, P1 Lindsey. You don't at all, Rob. Oh, I do. Socks in a box. Lindsey, who on the show would I let dress me for a week? Duh. Please. Yeah, I'd say Ashley. Why? Because you're girly. Yeah, you dress more nice. Wow! Not girly, but I think that Ashley... Ashley would pick out the nicer. I know where she is. I'm not girly, though. I wear jackets. The word I meant was metro. I got you. I get those two words confused. She's like, I meant homosexual. I would select Ashley because I already do. I already let Ashley dress me. I ask her all the time, what do you think of this? What do you think of this? And I think that Ashley gets it. Yeah, I think Ashley gets it. Thank you.

2:26:00Boston Rob, if the seven members of the Mikey Show were running for president, who would I vote for? Oh, man. I gotta say Eddie. Why Eddie? You guys shared too many of the same views. The answer is, of course, Eddie. I would actually let you tell me how to... run the country. Please. I mean, you know. I could be a first lady. He's the only guy in the world that I would ever trust to, you know, share my opinions and, you know, the other choices on the show. Pretty much everybody else is living here. I mean, me and Eddie are really the only true conservatives on the show. Well, we're the only smart ones on the show. No offense. No offense, Sean. That's your boy, Sean. That's your president, Sean. I'm happy with that. Oh, I'm sure you are. Ha, ha, ha. We've got more on Britney Spears coming up. If you haven't heard about Britney Spears, she's in the hospital. And it's very serious, and we'll tell you what's going on when we come back. You guys get a lot of calls every morning that people pick on Sky or Ashley or giving Eddie or Sean stuff. Every one of you are great. Thank you. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. When a crisis hits home, the last thing you want is to argue with your homeowner's insurance company about what you are entitled to.

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2:30:12Well, just when we thought we were going to skate through the commute here on this Friday morning, it's not to be so. Right now we have a traffic advisory. In effect, this is an overturned vehicle crash in South Bay. South 805 at Telegraph Canyon Road, vehicle versus semi. Lanes are blocked. Traffic is at a standstill from E Street all the way down to Telegraph Canyon. You may want to use that South 5 instead. South 5 at Washington Street, a hit-and-run accident on the right shoulder. State Route 163 right at the 8, a table reportedly in lanes. I'm John Monte with Traffic on Rock 105.3. Mikey Show continues featuring Mikey. For the most part, I am afraid of the dark. Eddie. I don't like whales in general. Sky. I am incapable of giving a yes or no answer. Sean. I do not like it when anything cold touches my teeth. Boston Rob. Girls. And Ash. I have absolutely no skill in the decorating department. The Mikey Show's on. What are you talking about? Rock 105.5. It's a Mikey show. It's 835. Today is a good day for Obama and Huckabee. They both took first place for their parties in the Iowa caucus last night. During the 60 Minutes interview that's going to air this Sunday, Roger Clemens says he was injected with just lidocaine and B12 only. That's it, bro. Okay, that's it. Okay, I was injected. Yes, but just that stuff. What is that? It's a painkiller. I was watching the Cleveland game.

2:32:31This last weekend when they lost to, or not this last weekend. Who was the last time they played? Whenever the last time they played, remember? Against the 49ers this past year? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was, the 49ers. And you know how, what's his name? Derek Anderson, the quarterback, was kind of hurt. So I'm on the sideline, and I saw him putting pills in his mouth and drinking it down with Gatorade. And I was wondering to myself, I wonder what they give them. I wonder what they give those guys. I don't think it's aspirin. Personally, I don't think it's aspirin. Tylenol? I don't think it's Tylenol. I personally don't. It could be. I'm just saying. I don't think that it's Tylenol. But if you're taking like, I don't know, like Percocet or something like that, won't that affect you mentally a little bit? I think Percocet would. I think Vicodin would probably work. Percocet's real heavy duty, but I think Vicodins would probably do the Just Ask Brett Favre. Brett Favre used to take so many Vicodins that he would take so many. Well, he had an addiction problem. He had an addiction problem. He's not attacking him, Eddie. He's not attacking him, Eddie. Well, no, Eddie. I should probably preface this by saying it. Cody...

2:33:36Vicodin, Percocet, fentanyl, Oxycontin. I'm not trying to upset Eddie because I know Eddie likes Brett Farber. He just took once in a while he would take it. Oh, no, Eddie. He would take these every day. He would take these pills. He had a problem. He had a problem. And what he would do is he would take so many. No, it wasn't that. That he would physically get ill. He'd throw up. No, that's incorrect. And the pills would be in his hand and he would wash them off in the sink and he'd retake them. That is incorrect. How did he do it? It wasn't that he took so many. It's that. He would take them and they would have no effect. No. Oh. He would take them and they would have no effect so he would throw them up to take them again. Well, how does... That's stupid. I don't understand. That's what he would do. Are you sure? I'm... I'm positive. But Eddie, like a stupid person, would think that would work. Wait a minute, Skye. You're getting into territory that's probably going to upset Eddie. Well, I'm just saying. What did you say? Say it to my face. I'm looking directly at you when I said it. Say it to my face. No, I just did. I'm looking right at you. Zeth just said, I used to take vitamin packs during football games. Mostly it was B12. All right. There's Zeth. Put it on the board. Well, he's the athlete.

2:34:42Take vitamin packs? Yeah, they used to give us little packages, kind of like the ones you see on a 7-Eleven counter. Like in high school? Yeah. They would give you vitamin packs? Yeah. We had a really weird trainer on that team. Fight off colds and stuff during the game? No, just kind of for recovery purposes. Yeah. What grade? Fight off colds. I played all through high school, like 9th through 12th grade. Were you a good athlete? That's okay. What position did you play? Tight end. What did you play? Cowboy. I played Cowboy. i wish i knew how to quit you i was cheerleader mike uh middle linebacker middle linebacker yeah oh really and you were pretty good that was okay that's cool okay so lanky he is yeah he's a very lanky guy al sharpton's uh in this clip al sharpton's on jimmy kimmel's show explaining uh why he's not automatically supporting a barack obama cut 18. to be frank a lot of people figured

2:35:41Oh, Barack Obama is an African-American. Al Sharpton is going to support him regardless. I think that that is to cheapen him and me. I think that I would support whoever I think is the best candidate. I think he's a good candidate. But I think that just to support him because he was black would be against what I fought for and against what he stands for. I think you support the best candidate. I think he's an exciting candidate. I haven't decided to support anybody. That is weird. Usually you hear Al Sharpton, as long as they're black, he's on it. Well, do you believe him? Right? No. I don't either. You guys don't believe him, right? No. So, here was Barack Obama after winning for the Democrats last night in Iowa. Cut one. They said this day would never come. Who's there? They said our sights were set too high. Pause. I noticed as I was watching him last night that he does this thing when he's speaking. where he go like this i was like what what is that does it is it preacher talk huh preacher talk i don't know i guess it's like preacher inflection yeah it's like he does

2:37:01It's the school of Jesse Jackson. Well, it's interesting because last night I was watching, I don't know, I was switching through all the networks, watching the Iowa caucuses, and they were saying that in the beginning when he first announced that he was going to try and run for president, people didn't like him in the polls because they thought he talked too smart and he kind of talked over people. So the analysts were saying he has changed his cadence, the way he talks, the words he used, and since he's done that, he's shot up in the polls. Really? Yeah. I think he's trying a little bit too hard to sound like Martin Luther King Jr. Yeah, that's what I heard. I didn't want to say it. I think that's true. I wasn't saying it because I thought, wow, for some reason I felt racist if I said that. Well, that's why Zeph said it. Yeah, but I'm glad he said it. Now I can jump on the bandwagon. Yeah, American History X back over there. But he kind of does. Unpause. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come together around a common purpose. But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, we have done what the cynics said we couldn't do. I disagree. Hey, Barack, the cynics aren't saying that. The cynics are saying you had a darn good shot. In fact, they said it was going to be you and Hillary to the end. And you did it.

2:38:28I would think he's specifically meaning an African-American person. Throughout history, they've said there will never be a... But the analysts were also talking that he never brings race into it. He never wants to speak about race. I don't think it's fair. I don't think there's anything wrong with saying... They said that there wouldn't be a black nominee. But I don't think he ever wants anybody to say he's playing the race card. So if he doesn't say the word black, if he doesn't say the word African-American, then he's never playing the race card. I get that. Boy, there's my brother in love with that guy. Oh, yeah. My brother and my sister-in-law. Yeah. How's that going at the house? Man, we fought last night. We got into it. Me and my brother were debating each other. You know, and he started to go after a little bit. He started to go after Christianity. And it was interesting. Like the way he was saying it to me was so bizarre. And so I think I may have like convinced him a little bit that not everybody's nuts. Because he was like equating. He was equating like people that bomb abortion clinics. And I was like, well, dude, that's like a crazy Christian, you know.

2:39:44And so we talked about that. But anyway, it got so uncomfortable. My dad and mom got up to leave. They left. I was really enjoying the conversation, you know, and I said to him at one point, I go, is part of the reason that you like Barack Obama because he's black? And he goes, no. In fact, I think that nationally, that may be something that hurts him. And I go, that's not what I said. I didn't say, because that's true. Nationally, that could be something. I said, that's not what I said. Let me ask you again. Is part of the reason that you are excited about Barack Obama, is it because he's black? No. No. And to further speak to that, most people feel that the fact, you're doing it again. I said you. You. And he says no. I don't believe him. I think that the fact that he's black is a reason that a lot of people are backing him. Because he is black. See, Skye is into it. Skye obviously is into it. I'm going to vote for Edwards. But the reason that I think that is that I think that a lot of people kind of get into a mindset of like, that's cool.

2:41:09That's cool. That's different. That's cool. Same thing with a woman. The only reason that Hillary, it's not working for her is she's a robot. She's Hillary Clinton. She's like, I am Hillary Clinton. There she is last night. That was her speech last night to the Iowa caucus. In entertainment news, apparently the Pam Anderson divorce is still on. it was reported that she was getting a divorce and then she said no we're working on it and right yeah so it was um about it was December 15th where because she had only been married for like two months where she filed the paperwork um to get it started to get a divorce and then the news broke about I don't know like December 17th around then everybody was like oh my gosh Pam Anderson is getting a divorce so that day she went on her little website and blogged that they're trying to work things out Well, she wasn't seen over the holidays at all with her man, Rick Solomon, and her lawyer filed divorce papers December the 28th. She recently blogged about her New Year's, went on to say her blog didn't mention Rick Solomon at all, talks about her kids having a great New Year, they're doing great, they're going to plan to rest in the New Year, they can't wait for the Super Bowl, and go Chargers. That's what she says on her blog. I wonder if she still hangs out with David Benn.

2:42:34Don't know. Yeah, she's been seen at games. Yeah, the rumor is that she was with David Benn. That ain't no rumor. They were together. The long snapper. That's what his position is, the long snapper. So it looks like the divorce is still on, and she's supporting the Chargers. That's kind of a veiled message. That's kind of a veiled message. Yeah, because if you're Rick Solomon and you know she had something recently going on with the Charger player. She's letting you know, yeah, I like David again. Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if she's at the game on Sunday. And married to him. Yeah, married to him by Monday. I know you like him. I love him. Who doesn't? Did we even talk about how Roman Oban got released by the Chargers? No, it happened during when we were off. It's the worst. That's great, Scott. You heard about it, though, right? Yes. Oh, I let her know. Are you okay? Text her? No, I broke it gently. Is he on the practice squad? No, he's not on the team at all. He's cut. Well, here's what happened. Our kicker, Nate Kading, hurt his leg. Great kicker. They needed to get another kicker to help him with the kickoffs and things like that. So they need a roster spot. And Roman Oban has been inactive since basically week three.

2:43:55That's where they decided to go. Now, they will resign him as soon as Cating's up and can kick. Fine. If another team doesn't swoop him up first, Eddie. Which hasn't happened in two weeks, so I don't know that that's going to happen. It was the holidays, dude. You're right. This is okay. No, it's okay. This is okay. He's a talented man. He'll have no problems. That's right. He'll be fine. Skye and Roman are friends. Yes, we are. And they're each in each other's top ten on their MySpace pages. Top eight. And And they got to hang out together at a private party. No. Isn't that true? Yes. That's just you were saying yes. You were with me up until there. No, that's a fact. Maybe you were daydreaming about that night. It was a magical night, Mike. Okay. Not going to lie. It's a beautiful party. Sky has a list of the ten most anticipated movies of 2008. I know what the number one is. Well, they're not in list from number one. You know, they're not ranked. They're just ten. You just shot that down. But, I mean, we'll see if yours is on the list. You got it. Yeah. Well, then that's a fake list. What are you talking about? It's got to be on the list. Read it again. Kramer vs. Kramer. Mike. You know what? Part 2? Yeah. Kramer vs. Kramer 2. The Reconciliation. No, that's not on there, Mike. What else is coming out this year? Any big sequels? March of the Penguins 2. They make it.

2:45:33That's it. That's all I got. Okay, well. What's on there, Scott? Great list. You're done guessing? I don't know. You got one, Leonidas? Yes. Yes, Rob. Rambo. No, Rambo. Come on. Coming out January 20th. What, Leonidas? Batman Dark Knight? Yes, Batman the Dark Knight is coming out July the 10th. Spider-Man 4. I saw a trailer for Rambo. Shrek 3. Have you seen it, Eddie? The trailer for Rambo? It looks so stupid. Garbage. Oh, does it look so stupid? Pirates of the Caribbean 4. It's garbage! It's not a movie. No. 400. Yeah. 22 grams. The new Nanny Diaries. Beethoven 3. Nine Mile. John 17. 50-year-old virgin. Yeah. What is a TV show being made into a movie? Nash. Beverly Hillbillies. Sex and the City. Yes, Ashley. Sex and the City coming out May 30th. Petticoat Junction. Oh, nice. That'd be great.

2:46:32Petticoat Junction. Great show. Another TV. Petticoat. Junction. Petticoat. Junction. Favorite TV. One is Comic Book. Yes. Oh, dude. Iron Man. Ghost Rider 5. Yes, Leonidas. Dude, yeah. I've said it. Iron Man. Leonidas, yes. Iron Man. I communicated with him telepathically. Good job, Eddie. On May the 2nd. That's awesome. Way to go, Mr. President. Nightheart Huckabee 2. Wait. No. No. Perfect Strangers, the movie. Money Train 3. No. Rocky 10. Mannequin 3. No. I think that's already been up. Yeah, that's already up. Mannequin 3. What is the TV show being made into a movie? We already guessed it. The Today Show, the movie. Sex and the City, we already guessed it. Where have you been? I was listening to Jeff and Jer. God. One is a J.J. Abrams. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cloverfield. Cloverfield. Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, yeah. Yeah, coming out January 18th. What is that thing?

2:47:37It's Godzilla, I think. No. I think it's Godzilla. No way. That's what I heard. Come on. I heard it on Nade.com. Yep. That's what they were talking about. Would whatever creature attack New York City, would they really chop off the head of the Statue of Liberty? Would that be one of the things they would do? How would they do that? Yeah. How would they do it? Karate chop. Like, come on. Yeah. Karate chop. I'm not buying it. Weekend at Bernie's 3. Yeah. Still dead. Is it in there? No. Bob Almighty. No. Bob Almighty. Oh, is that weird? P1 Stealth. Is that? Is it? Yes. Yeah, what about Kung Fu Panda? Kung Fu Panda? He said Anakin 3, Sean. No. Really? And Eddie is president. P1 Oscar. Right? Hey, what's going on, guys? How about The Hobbit? Oh, The Hobbit. Oh, it's not coming out in 08. Yeah. 2010. Eddie and Sky are friends in 08. That is true. So far. That is true. It's a good movie. I don't know. I give up. The ones you didn't get were Dr. Seuss's Horton Hears a Who. That's coming out on March 14. Speed Racer, the movie. Have you seen the trailer for that? Does it look good? It's hard to say. That's hard to say. I don't know. It could go either way. Matthew Fox is Racer X. That's a guy from Lost, right? He plays the perfect

2:49:05like jerk, you know, but I don't know. Got that rolled down. Yeah, he sure does. Ooh, the jerk too. Whatever. You laugh at that. That was funny. Okay, also on the list. What about All Wet, the real life documentary of Ashley's apartment in pits. I mean, out of nowhere. Are you going to go after her? Out of no comedy. That's our girl. That's our girl. She has feelings, oh my. Right? Brilliant. Tell them, Eddie. Brilliant. I will get you for that one. Yeah. Super ham me. Ham, the untold story. Bathhouse a go-go. Bathhouse Diaries. National Ham Poon's Vacation. Me versus the sun. Aloe vera the movie. So on the list is...

2:50:08What I use to cure my sunburn. It'll be number one that weekend. The Chronicles of Narnia. It'll be number one that weekend. Prince Cassian. Did you miss that? Coming out May the 16th. Next is WALL-E from the directors of Finding Nemo. The Pixar thing coming out June 27th. Creepers, creepers. Hurry, I want to get to today's movie. And then finally, Wanted. The Angelina Jolie spy thriller. They're thinking it's going to be as big as The Bourne Identity, but that'll be out June the 27th. All right, so Sky, what's coming out today? We have one movie coming out today. What is it? It is called One Missed Call. That looks scary to me. Very. Don't you guys think that looks scary? No. And I don't appreciate how they play those trailers at night. Oh, yeah. You know, I got an email. I got an email from P1 Herald. The arm wrestling guy? And he said him and his kids were sitting there watching The Grinch on ABC or whatever. Sitting there watching The Grinch. They go to a commercial and they play that commercial for One Missed Call. Oh, I was watching Gossip Girl. Like, and they played that. Oh my god. It was like so late at night. Totally. Gossip Girl. Totally the same thing. Grinch and Gossip Girl. Yeah. Let's start with G's.

2:51:37On par. Cut 37. I'm going to be next. I can feel it. Because my number is in Brian's cell 2 here. No power. Any dead people call. Can't wait for Scary Movie 9 when they make fun of that. Alright, let's take a quick time out. It's all coming up. This is the Mikey Show. You've given everyone a great laugh and a great way to start my day, so we thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Rock what up. Hey, it's Clint, and come down to the San Diego Convention Center and Marriott Marina now through Sunday for the San Diego Boat Show. We've got yachts, power and sailing boats, ski and wakeboards, kayaks, fishing, and diving gear. You name it, the San Diego Boat Show's got it.

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2:54:21I'll send you home with a brand new 08 Dodge and give you 6,000 cabs. And that's been Cal on the air. Ready to trade in your old car and have Cal pay it off and put you in a new 08 Dodge and give you $6,000 cash? Then tell them where to go, Cal. Dodge Headquarters. We're ending to Dodge in the car country mall in Carlsbad over to midnight. Cashback offer is $6,000. Factory rebate applies to new 08 Dodge Ram 1500 quad cabs. Subject to prior sale must be a San Diego County resident. Mikey's show, Mikey. With a direct connect to the leader of the free world. Who's that President Bush? Let's do this, alright. Are you on the Nextel phone, President Bush? What up? I'm on my Nextel. What are you doing on that thing? Just talking to you, bro. Keep my bloop. What up? Hi, President Bush. That's the way, man. Job's over. I'm a free man. Oh, wow.

2:55:17It doesn't mean you can start smoking marijuana. I'll do whatever I want. I'm not president no more. No, wait, I'm done. No, it's not like New Year's Day. You're done. It's November of... And even then... No, they're electing somebody in Iowa. No, no, no. It's Mikey. The Mikey Show continues. Rock 103. It is 9 o'clock. Lindsay Lohan was photographed drinking straight from a champagne bottle on New Year's Eve. Hey, it's playoff time, everybody. Chargers set to take on the Titans this Sunday at 1.30. All the action can be heard right here on Rock 105.3. A couple of the girls from the Spice Girls say that they had bulimia in the 1990s. Like Rob Spice? Yeah, was it Boston Rob Spice? Bulimia. Robbie Spice?

2:56:38Who was it? Which ones? It was Ginger Spice and Sporty Spice. Which ones are those? Ginger's like the, you know, like, she has red hair. Yeah, the movie star. Kind of. And then Sporty Spice was the sporty, sportier one. The sportier one? What, she wore track pants? Yeah. Sweat stands? She did? Yeah. Well, there you go. That is pretty sporty. Sweat stains? Did she have sweat? Was she like pink? No. Like Ashley. She was like Ashley? Oh, she sweat a lot. That's just true. She was a sweat. She was a filthy. Gotcha. I asked Ashley about that sweating thing the other day. She said that kind of... You got squirted? What? She said it comes and goes. She says that sometimes she sweats a lot, sometimes she doesn't sweat that much. You're an almond joy? Sometimes you feel like a sweat. Sometimes you don't. Ashley's got some sweats. Don't further it, Mike. She's giving me the death look. I know it. No, it's not even that. I think I'm getting immune to my dry saw. Because I used it and it's drying out my armpits, making them burn and itch, but I still have the sweat. It's called dry saw. Are you putting on a lot? Remember you said you had to put on a lot for it to work? No, I'm putting on like...

2:58:01More than I'm even supposed to. Oh, wow, that is... Shut up. Mikey Show, hello. Rob? I just... Hello. Hello there. Yes, yes, hello. Yeah, hi, this is Jeff with AT&T. I'm just testing this line. So I'm sorry to bother you. This is Jeff with AT&T and you're testing the line. Yeah, they had some trouble on it, so... Are you testing inside the building or are you testing from AT&T? I'm actually testing from inside the building. Oh, okay. Oh. Okay, sorry to bother you, man. That's okay. Is this your contest line then, honestly? Yes. Do you guys have any good specials going on right now? Anything you can tell us about? Are you guys in the engineering part of the building? No. I don't believe you. Come in here. I don't believe you either. I don't believe that you're in the building. I am in the building. Where? Upstairs or downstairs? I'm downstairs. Is there anybody near you that we would recognize? No, there's nobody in here. I don't believe it. Lies. Come into the studio if that's true. Come into the studio if that's true. I don't even know where you're at. See, you're not in the building. You building liar. Thank you. Thank you, sir. Thank you very much. Thank you, sir. Katie Daryl is on the line from TMZ. Katie, how are you? I

2:59:26Oh, goodness, goodness. I was thinking I was going to be on hold because I needed to call you from another phone. Oh, okay. Hang on a minute. Katie, figure it out. Hang on. Hang on, Katie. Hang on. Way to go, Mike. Put her on hold. Well, Ashley's showing me. She's so frantic. She's like, hey, hey, check it out. She's so frantic. And then I read it. It says, do we want Katie now? I didn't realize it. Of course we do. Duh. We just want to talk to Katie. She's in the nose. Right? Where's that to yell at her? Ash, can you hear me? Well, Katie's with TMZ, and we're going to get the latest on what's going on with Britney Spears. Hmm. Find out what's going on. There are some new things that are being said. Why don't I just call it like Brittany.com at this point? Really? That's all it is. Yeah, what up? Lawyers might not be able to quit. I think we have Katie now. Katie, are you there? All right, sorry about that, guys. It's in the middle of the newsroom. It's just too loud in there that I wanted to make sure that I was going to get on the air before I stepped out into the cold on the cell phone. How long have you been working for TMZ now? I've been here since July 17th.

3:00:28In terms of busy days, how does this rate? This day is about as busy as the day when Lindsay Lohan did the car hijacking and took those gentlemen for a wild chase in Santa Monica and got busted for her second DUI right before she went into rehab. So in terms of priority, this Britney Spears going to the hospital, it ranks pretty high up there. Ranks very, very high. You know, what's interesting is when we do these morning meetings, when you watch TMZ TV each day, you see our morning meetings, and those are taped live, and, you know, that's me. We don't reenact that or anything. Usually those meetings actually take about an hour in the morning. This morning, and this may not be important to you guys, but it's important to us, is that our meeting was only 30 minutes because it was so balls to the walls. Like, we need to get working on this. We need to make phone calls. We don't have time to sit around, chit-chat, and laugh about pictures of, you know, celebrities dressed. funny. It was very like, who has these new Britney facts? Who has anything else that's breaking? What are we going to put on the show? Okay, everyone else, just use your good judgment and post what you need to about the other celebrity gossip, but pretty much all hands on deck. There's a lot of people still at work last night. I luckily was not one of the people that had to get called in and called out of bed to come in and work on this story, but there are certainly at least 10 members of the staff who never even went home last night. Well, just to put it into some kind of context, it's like...

3:01:50This story obviously is taking over TMZ.com right now, but it's also on the Today Show. With the caucuses going on last night, this is still a giant story today. It's definitely a giant story. Actually, right now, just as I was running out of the room, they were screaming that they were going to be putting up a live streaming video. If you go to TMZ.com any minute, if it's not already up right now, there's going to be a live video. of the courthouse where Mark Vincent Kaplan, you know, KFED's lawyer is. I'm supposed to be down there. They were meeting with the commissioner, with the judge in the courtroom behind closed doors. So we don't have video of that, but they're coming out of their meeting. A judgment may or may not have been made, but we know that Kaplan went in there to talk about having all of Brittany's visitation rights stripped from her. Now, I just want to let people know, for those of you that are just waking up, just turning the radio on, have no idea what the big whoop is, like what's going on with Brittany. Basically, she was taken to the hospital yesterday in an ambulance. They had to go get her at the house, and what happened was...

3:02:59K-Fed's bodyguards were going to pick the kids up after visitation. She didn't want to give the kids up. What was that all about? The breakdown of the hours. She was supposed to give up the kids around 7 p.m. last night. She had skipped many depositions yesterday. She finally went to a deposition in the afternoon but showed up late and then went home, had the kids. The kids were supposed to be surrendered to the bodyguards at 7 p.m. Come 8 p.m., the cops were called in because she would not surrender the children to K-Fed's bodyguards. So the cops came to do kind of a domestic dispute to kind of calmly get the kids out. What we've learned is that Brittany then locked herself in the bathroom. We don't know if she locked her. We're assuming because we don't know that she had at least one or both of the children with her because otherwise if she was just locked in there, then they would have just taken the kids, right? Right, right. So they took the kids. She was locked in a room. After several hours, they finally got Brittany out. And the kids. Now, let me pause you there for just a second because a lot of us, when we first get a visual of locking ourselves in the bathroom with our kids, most of us recoil and go, oh, my goodness. But we've got to keep in mind, Brittany's bathroom is probably the size of a lot of our apartments. That's for real, you know.

3:04:14It's probably a very nice, luxurious bathroom. It's probably a bathroom with a couch and a TV. And, you know, it's probably not what a lot of us think about. That's true. I mean, a lot of us, it's probably not what a lot of us think about when we think of a bathroom. But anyway, go ahead. That's true. That's true. So after a few hours, you know, and several police and ambulance and actually helicopters were over there, you know, just because the news people were out looking at it. So there's some good aerial pictures that you can actually see online at TMC.com. Brittany was taken out of the house on a gurney. put into an ambulance. Again, we've got photographs of this, so you can see it online. She's smiling. She doesn't look distraught. She actually looks kind of a little like, hey, hey, this is fun. Her legs were flailing. They eventually had to tie down, strap down her legs. And what we're told is that they strapped down her arms, although we don't have photographic evidence of that at this point. Do we know why they would be doing that? Do we know why they would be strapping her down? In order to calm down, if she was moving and just, you know, just No pun intended.

3:05:42And others. So they're thinking that... Violent or suicidal or just kind of off the hook. So now they're saying, yeah, it may not have been... Clearly, to most of us, we're going, this girl's on drugs. But in this particular case, they're saying it may not have been that she was on an unknown substance. It may be that this girl is experiencing a breakdown and is actually losing her mind. Well, the medical term is cuckoo. I believe it is. You are a doctor. So they're saying that it may be that she's gone Lulu? Yeah, she's just really lost it. And, you know, when they took her away in the ambulance, they also took Jaden James in the ambulance. Yeah, what's that about? You know, that's why we're thinking perhaps he was the child that was in the bathroom with her. Okay, got it. And so they maybe took him just to make sure that, you know, because since they were thinking that there was a substance involved, make sure that the child doesn't have any of this so-called substance. But he was kept at the hospital until 4 a.m., You know, and they got to the hospital around like 9 or 10. And so the child was kept there until 4. Now, that breaks my heart because I'm thinking, man, 2-year-old kids, man, 4 a.m., they're all asleep. This poor little kid's up at a hospital and doing stuff. That sucks. I mean, hospitals are scary places and have a bad vibe to them. We heard that Sam Lefty, the guy who had been running around with Brittany the last couple of months but was MIA as of recently,

3:07:07He showed up at the hospital. K-Fed showed up at the hospital. Brittany's dad was supposedly at the hospital. K-Fed then left the hospital after Jaden James was released at 4 a.m. Jaden James was put in the car with a bodyguard, and they drove down the 405 to K-Fed's Tarzana house. K-Fed followed in a separate vehicle, and as he was driving on the pretty much empty highway, he was swerving back and forth across all four lanes trying to block so the paparazzi couldn't pass him. to get up to the car where Jaden James was, so he was kind of doing a blocking swerve that no one felt safe enough to pass because he didn't want Jaden photographed. What a story, man. He did get to the house. Is that even illegal? I don't know. I don't know if it's illegal. I don't know if it's legal, but all I know is... Swerving on a highway through Ford? Well, she's saying that... Did you say the highway was empty? It was 4 a.m., so highways were pretty empty, and he was just, the paparazzi was chasing, and everyone kept trying to pass on the right, pass on the left, so instead he created kind of... Like how the police... Like the police can do that, but an average citizen can't do that. No, you can't do that. That's driving erratically. I've done it. You can't. I've been in the car with you. I'm going to be honest with you. If there's nobody else on the road... Yeah.

3:08:22I would do it. For sure. I don't want people taking pictures of my kid. Get away. I would do it. My mom always said, after midnight, if you're at a red light and there's no one else around and you don't feel safe sitting at that light, you go ahead and run through it. If a cop pulls you over, you tell them to call me. So that's the latest. What's your mom's number? Maybe Kate might have a note from his mom. So, Katie, that's the latest, right? That is the latest. Obviously, more could be breaking. Like I said, keep an eye on TMZ.com. We're on top of this story. We've got a live streaming feed at the courthouse, and we've got photographers out at Cedars-Sinai, and we've got sources on the inside, so hopefully we'll get more updated information sooner. It was funny up until this point, but I'm sure I've told you guys this on your radio show because I know I talk to a lot of radio and say, I've always been a fan of Britney. I've always wanted to see her pull through. As much as people would make fun and mock her, I kind of always felt like, oh, stop banging on Brittany because I always liked her. And today was, you know, I mean, as callous and cold-hearted as people may think that the paparazzi and even TMZ is, today sucked. When I woke up and I hadn't heard this last night, I got your guys' text message asking if I could come on the radio show. And when I saw that Mikey had written urgent, I was like, something must happen. I got on the computer and I was definitely bummed out this morning when I saw that. It's hard. It's, you know, and TMZ is part of the machine and you have to wonder.

3:09:41You know, have we pushed her into the crazyville? But you also have to remember that this is a mental issue, and she needs the support and family and friends around her, and no one's around. You know, it makes you want to say, where are the people that said that they loved her at one point? You know, when is Justin Timberlake going to say, I used to love you, and I'm going to come forward? That's exactly actually what we were saying earlier on the show. So, Katie, thank you. We appreciate you coming on. Thank you. I'll talk to you guys later. All right, we'll see you. That's Katie Darrell from TMZ.com where they're giving you all the latest, and it's a weird story, man. And she said it. We said it earlier if you weren't tuning in. You know, when stuff is, kids are involved, and her too, man. I mean, when she's going to the hospital and people are saying that it looks like a young person that has now lost their mind, that's a bummer. It's so weird, though. It's like having a war correspondent on. You know, it's like, They have live streaming coverage of this site. And, you know, the latest updates are, you know, it's like, whoa, this is a person still, you know. All right, we got to take a break. Mikey, it's the parents. I'm going to be honest with you. Where are they? I don't think it's the parents. Where's the parents, though? What is it? Oh, you don't even know what stupid is. The Mikey Show is on. It's about to get all stupider.

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3:14:23Hello, has this guy ever used an ATM before? Seriously, they aren't that complicated. You know, let's just go to McDonald's. I'm thinking Big Mac sandwiches. Why do you think I'm getting cash, dude? I've always got enough for Mickey Deeds in my pocket. Yeah, right, Big Macs for both of us. Just let me get to this line. Listen to me. Two Big Macs are just $3. What? Yeah, two Big Macs, $3. No, how is that even possible? It's McDonald's. They're the home of everyday value. I'll cover you, and by the time we get back... This guy will be long gone. Now's the time to revisit a delicious classic. Because the Big Mac is just two for $3. Each with two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions on a sesame seed bun. No way! Oh, he's still here. Clearly, he doesn't know two Big Macs for $3 just for a limited time. Oh, man. We do have enough for more. Let's do it. Price and participation may vary. Find everything good about breakfast inside a warm flour tortilla. Try McDonald's new McSkillet Burrito with a hot cup of rich premium roast coffee. McDonald's now open at 5 a.m. Rock 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. Okay, so we cleared that accident in South Bay and things got better. And then North 5 at Mile of Cars Way, a tire was rolling around lanes.

3:15:33Elsewhere around town, it's looking pretty darn good right now. No major problems to report to you. Northbound at the borders, 20-minute wait at San Ysidro, 15 minutes O-Time Mesa. I'm John Monty with traffic on Rock 105.3. Wow. Whoa. Really? Yes. Oh, my. KIOC San Diego's Rock. Now, here's something you may have missed this morning on the Mikey Show. Next up is the durian. That's it. Five, four. Three, two, one, eat. But charge your tickets, bro. Get that down and you got charge your tickets. You're almost there. Get that down and you're going to the playoffs, bro. You're almost there. Get that down and you see them play the Titans on Sunday, dude. Come on. Let me see your mouth when you finished it. Let me open your mouth when you finished it. Nice. This man has won himself playoff tickets. Yes. Talk to us now that you've won the tickets. How do you feel? What was it like? Let's do it again. Oh.

3:16:44Well, honestly, we do have an extra plate. I know Rob's looking hungry. The Mikey Show continues. I'm on the rock. Eddie, there's no bagpipes. I love it when you play stuff. Eddie says it coming in right here. I wish we had like a bagpipe sound effect. Like when he starts, I want to start the bagpipe sound effect. Welcome back. It's 921. The National Weather Service issued a flash flood warning starting tonight. The Titans are going to lose, and I'll tell you why. Yes! They're beat up. They lose another receiver, Roydell Williams, their top receiver, out for the playoff game with a fractured ankle. Put it on the floor. I know it's going to rain this weekend, but is it also going to be cold, or is it just going to be rain? I think it's going to be cold. They're talking about snow on the mountains. Boo! Yeah.

3:18:06here. It's going to be a doozy, Mike. My mother-in-law has lived here forever. She said it snowed here once in San Diego. Really? Yeah. Rebecca said she remembers it snowing in Mira Mesa when she was working in Mira Mesa. What? That'd be cool. Come on. She said, no, it's true. Damn you, global warming. Crazy. Oh, wait. Big time storm coming into San Diego, though. You need to know about it. The galoshes. Oh, and they said on Sunday, by the way, for the Charger game, you can't take umbrellas. So you got to wear something. A poncho. You can wear a poncho. Yeah, let's wear a poncho. Get your poncho on. Yeah, put on your poncho. Here's what John Edwards had to say. He came in second place for the Democrats. That's Sky's guy. That's right. Cut four. The one thing that's clear from the results in Iowa tonight is the status quo lost and change won. Stop it. What is that? What?

3:19:09That's right. Wait a second. You guys are the worst. Skye likes him. Yeah. He liked that John Edwards guy. He has the toughest stance on the environment. And the best hair. He has wonderful hair. Take that, Romney. He wants to get us out of Iraq within a year of taking office. And also, he isn't, you know, he's not taking money from special interest groups, which is important. Anna for North Carolina. That doesn't matter. Wait a second. Is this true? Lindsay Lohan drank on New Year's Eve? Yep. That's what you're supposed to do, right? She's not. She's not supposed to drink. Not when you come out of rehab. Oh, no. I'm shocked. What happened? So you know how yesterday we were talking about Lindsay Lohan New Year's Eve. She was like with all these different guys making out with different dudes. And Lindsay Lohan.

3:20:18So, yeah, if you look at the picture, she looks like she's having a really good time. And then picture surfaced late yesterday of her swigging out of a champagne bottle, like turning the champagne bottle upside down and drinking. So her lawyer has issued a statement. A lawyer? It says her lawyer, Blair Burke, has issued a statement saying, quote, The good news was that Lindsay stopped herself that night. She called her sponsor and got herself immediately back on track. Her sponsor's Herbie, the love bug. The statement goes on to say, there's no magic cure here. Her sponsor's Amy Winehouse. That's the bad thing. That's not good. That's like the wrong sponsor. Amy wasn't available, so she called Andy Dick, who's her backup sponsor. Courtney Love. So it goes on to say the most unfortunate part of this is that Lindsay has to share her one day at a time with the entire world. I think she'll get an Academy Award for this picture. She should turn that into a positive. Yeah, turn it into a positive. I don't understand why. Like, what do you mean? Well, I mean, she should take this opportunity to be like, listen, you can really turn things around. You can really put yourself in check. You can get your priorities in order. You can realize what's important in life. Find yourself.

3:21:32Realize drinking isn't everything and push forward and be a better person. And, like, inspire other people to do the same thing. I don't know. As opposed to just keep going and saying, you know, oh, this is such a bad thing that everyone's watching. What's that, guys? I'm listening to Jeff and Jerry. What's going on over there? Hang on a second. Oh, man, you're crying again. I do understand what you're saying, Ashley. I think that that's... Well said. I think there's some good stuff to what you're saying. I think there's something to that. Thank you. What? What did she say? I heard it. I liked it all. Tough love it is. Especially the beginning. I like the middle. The end was alright. Not a strong finish, but it was a finish. Tom and Katie. It's over. It's a good thing. Are reportedly having problems conceiving a second baby. What? I didn't do anything. Am I in trouble for this one?

3:22:37Did I do anything? It looks like Leonidas. Way to go, Mike. Did I do anything? Yeah, Mike. I was trying. I didn't. We're all allowed to have our opinions here. Yeah, Mike. Way to go. I said I was listening. What is this? Nazi Germany? Yeah. I said I was listening. Communist Russia? Mike. Don't let the hearing. No. Malaysia? I'm the one that feels guilty. I ain't doing anything. Wow, Mike. Way to go. Afghanistan? Yeah. I'm the one that said. What are you, the king of Poland? Yeah. She's not well right now. Yeah, the king of Poland. don't have kings maybe to put those whale friendly sonar things on their submarine excuse me well that's good what does that mean what does that mean people were saying that sonar was hurting the whale ears the whales and other marine mammals can cause them to beach themselves like for real sky yeah

3:23:42And they figured that out. They say in the year 2000, naval sonar contributed to 16 whales and two dolphins beaching themselves in the Bahamas. According to a federal study. They could have done that on their own. According to a federal study. How did they figure that out? Stupid. It doesn't make any sense. You guys don't get it. They do an autopsy. They look at their ears and they see that their ear trumps are blown out. We're not going to do some half-ass autopsy right here and let that kidner kid spill out all over the dock. Thank you. That's all I'm saying. On a fish. This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of an autopsy on a fish. Thank you, Mayor. Open the beaches. Wearing a jacket that has little anchors on it. It's a beach town. That was awesome at the time. Filmed in Martha's Vineyard. Okay. Hey. came from boston yes whoever did the graffiti on that billboard was a great artist it wasn't it great yeah great artist what did it say uh help me didn't yeah help i think it just said help coming out of the girl's mouth you see those proportions proportions are correct you see it does two things okay really well it's little sharks portions are correct that's a great movie oh so good that's a real good movie it

3:25:25I am not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Ketner voice spill out all over the dark. What are you going to do? Martin. Yeah, Martin. Just go drink your wine. Are you finished with that? Can I just tell me the Joss Simmons? Yeah. Hey, we're not going to do some half-ass little autopsy on a fish. Don't even start. We're not going to see that Ketner kid spill out all over the dark. Hey, Mikey. I'm Sean. Hey, Sean. Don't even start, bro. Okay? And Eddie, don't even you chime in. See this? Eddie! Kelly Kaputnik. Broke my heart. I don't even know who that is. That's the USS Indianapolis, Mr. Hooper. Shut up. Damn it, Martin. I catch him and kill him for ten. Eddie, chill out. I give you the head, the tail.

3:26:44The whole damn thing. That's highly compressed gas. It can explode. Good stuff. Thanks. Ashley doing any movie lines. Yeah, she's great. She's really good at it. She's really good. Really good. There was a guy in Florida. He had one of those pot-bellied pigs as a pet. And he really loved his pig. Yeah, pig. And so it's real cold out there in Florida. And so he said, okay, I'm going to give my pig a space heater. And the pig knocked the space heater over and caught the place on fire and burnt the pig up. So he's trying to be real nice to the pig by giving the pig a space heater. And what he ended up doing was, you know. Burnt the ham. Yeah, he burnt the ham.

3:27:46He's making bacon. Oh, no, Skye, he burnt that. Oh, this guy's a monster in Skye's eyes. I like ham. Is it a second-degree burn? This guy's shaking her head. Like, you know what? 9.30 on Friday. You know what? I mean, give me a break. It's still good. The Mikey Show. This is William Shatner, and you're listening to The Mikey Show. Featuring my good friend, Sean, and what I've heard, he's seen every episode of Star Trek. Standing up. What a weirdo. Hey, Sean. Get a life. Hey, it's Mikey for Amco, and I want to let you know that if you have a car problem, you have a big problem, whatever the problem is, no one can find it or fix it better than the guys at Amco. Now, if you have that check engine light on in your dashboard, I would probably get down to Amco immediately. They'll tell you what's wrong. They'll diagnose it for free.

3:28:58They're going to check out the problem, tell you what's wrong, and you heard me say it, it's free. You don't have to go where they charge you 50 bucks just to drive into the garage. They don't do that to you. You don't need an appointment. They'll just diagnose your problem the same day. Boston Rob has done this. Zeth has done this on the show. Amco diagnoses it right, fixes it for less. You've got to go check out Amco. Most likely, they're going to honor your extended warranty. This is what you need to do. Give them a call. 1-800-GO-AMCO or log on to sdtransmissionrepair.com for the nearest center. I like cricket for a variety of reasons, but one of the reasons that I really like them is because they don't make you get into a contract like every other cell phone company there is. They make you get in a contract. And that's good. Jeff is very good. That's awesome. Who wants it? Not me. Right? I feel like Cricket went out and said, what we want to do, basically, is we want to have an environment where you come in here and all the stuff you hate about your other company, we don't do that to you. That's what Cricket does. That's the way to go. Yeah. I like that in 08. Yeah. They got cool. Just in 08? Yeah. Okay. They got cool phones. True. They got cool plans. Yeah, they got plans for whatever your budget is, they got a plan that'll fit you. Your first month.

3:30:21It's free. Nice. If you go with Cricket. And Sky, what's the website? It's mycricket.com slash San Diego. In Rainbows, the new album from Radiohead. Featuring the hit singles, Body Snatchers, and Jigsaw Falling Into Place. Teleball in stores and online now. Brought to you by TBD Records. Visit Plumbers Winter Clearance Sale now and save up to 50% on select furniture for your home and office. You'll find Plumbers locations in San Diego and San Marcos. Or visit plumbers.com. The Mikey Show. Featuring the off-key goodness of tone-deaf karaoke. All right, I'm going to play you a clip of Ashley. Let the whole clip play, and then when it's done, tell me who's singing or what song it is, and you'll win, okay? All right, let's do this. It was, um, Link, wasn't it? That was Link. Congratulations, you won. Hang on. The Mikey Show continues. Come back, it's 9.35. Britney Spears showed up over an hour and a half late to her deposition yesterday.

3:32:00Bill Belichick named the coach of the year for cheating. Congratulations. Oh, well, there you go. Cheats better than any other coach in the NFL. Yep, 16 times. Well, folks, welcome back to the show. We're about to do something that we haven't done for a very long time, and so I feel it's time. Oh! It may prove to be a size and a substantiation of mental acting. The Mikey Show presents a somewhat gelastic moiety called the Dumb Chick Challenge. The way that it's played is. Guy, Ashley, and Boston Rob are the dumbest chicks on the show. And so we do something called the Dumb Chick Challenge. Awesome! Where we ask them questions. And you get to pick who you think is going to win. 570-1053. Call us right now. Pick who you think is going to win. Sky generally does very well. Well, she did until Rob came back. Rob is now back playing.

3:33:37And so it makes it a little tougher for Skye. Ashley, you know, she wins every once in a while. I've won three times. Total? All right, so 3% of the time, Ash is going to win you something. Wow. That's not bad. It's terrible. You've been playing since June. Well, you know what? There's always the next time. So why don't we think maybe this time will be the time? This could be the time, Ash. Turn it into a positive. Turn it into a positive. I don't know why... I don't even know what you're saying. Why don't you do that? I don't even know what you're saying. Why don't you do that? That makes no sense. P1-300 is on the line. Oh, yes. 300, are you there? Oh, there he is. Spartans, lay down your weapons. Let me get them. Yeah, I got to see that today. I got to put that in the DVD player. 300, who would you like to select? I'm going with Ashley today. I think she's due for a win. Oh, really? He's my friend. What do you think about that? Oh, that's pretty awesome. Hang on the line. Hang on the line. That's P1 300. Appreciate your support. P1 Dank, who do you want? I'll take Sky. Ooh, bad choice. Look at that. Everybody's eating Honey Baked. We need some. There you go. I love it. Finally, P1 Bathhouse, you get Rob. Oh, Rob's so happy. Hang on, Bathhouse. Woo!

3:35:11All right, the way the dumb chick challenge is played, got to get to five points. You can select a one, two, or three-point question, and ones are easy, threes are hard. So I don't know who started last time. Rob started last time. Oh, I did. So Skye's up. Skye, your two-point question is... Do you want to select Skye, or would you like to select a one, two, or three... Oh, you got it, dude. You're on. She's back to her. to her technique. How exciting. She goes 2-2-1. That's how she tries to do it. Shut up. I do win. Your two-point question is, this author wrote the famous American novel, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. Who is it? Oh, that is easy street. Easy street. Guy is still thinking. Hold on. She's frozen. Oh, no. Now she's smiling with her fingers over her eyes. Oh, no. What is that? Oh, no. She's now pulling me out of the list. Yogi Bear. The rest of the Hanna-Barbera crew. Let's see. Seuss. Captain Caveman. What are you doing? Math? Come on. What are you doing? I'm writing down something to mind. Oh, I'd love to hear what those are. Yes, please. Think out loud. It's radio. What did he write, Leona? What did she write, Leona? Ham. You're in. Ham. Hello. Hello. Eyes are.

3:36:39Jacuzzi Club. Money. What book again? Manservants. Choppers. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. Oh, come on. Roman. There's got to be a time limit for a third grade question. Fine, whatever. Mark Twain. That is correct, guys. Now, what did you write down? Black. Nothing. Oh, she's scratching it out. Slam dunk. You're the worst. What'd you write? Come on, tell us what you wrote. Mark Twain. What was it? What was it? What was it? Funny boom. All right, Ashley. Yeah, Ashley. You were selected first. You were selected first, Ashley. Ash, can you hear me? No, Eddie's telling you to calm down. He's not saying five points. He's putting his hands up like saying to calm down. He's trying to calm down. Focus. What do you want here, Ashley? One, two, or three-point question. Ashley, she thinks she understands. I know what she said. She said, give me one. She said, give me one, guys. Are you sure? That's right. Get on the board. Get on the board. Yeah, there you go. All right, Ashley. Your one-point question is, the orbital socket houses what part of the body? That is right, Ashley. Yes. Wow.

3:38:07She even pointed at her eyeball. She even pointed at her eyeball. Wow. Boston Rob. I'm nervous. Everybody's got points. What are you going to do here? Come on, Spygate. Let's do this. Let's see. Let's go, Spider. Let's go three. Wow. Yeah. Overconfident. A little bit. Your three-point question is? Please be an easy one. Completed in 1929. Okay. Completed in 1929, what iconic New York skyscraper has architectural details modeled after hood ornaments and radiator caps? Rob's got his hands in the praying position. He is now braiding his goatee. He's just getting warmed up. He'll start brainstorming in about 30 seconds, give his answer in about two minutes. I honestly, I don't know besides the Empire State Building. That is incorrect, Rob. Oh. Hello, hang on, let me go. Hello?

3:39:14Rob, you don't have to ring in. It is the Chrysler building. It's in New York. Who wants to know that stuff? Let's talk about the Prudential. What? Oh, really? So you knew that? Chrysler. First he buzzes in, then he says, Empire State Building. Why did you buzz in if you didn't know? It's already over. That's Rob. Geez. Skye. Oh, wait a minute. We haven't even asked the question yet. Yeah, I'm excited. Slow down. Another two-pointer, right? Thank you. Skye, your two-point question is, in what century was the American Civil War? Hold on. Century 21? But the Chrysler building? I want to get it right. The 19th century. Why don't you write something down then? The 19th century. Correct. Oh.

3:40:27is working, ladies and gentlemen. Well, to be all honest, she's had questions easier than her in New Orleans, so come on. Nothing's that easy, Rob. You were escorted out by the police. Yeah, before you could get your John. It was a misunderstanding. I love bringing up this story. Yeah, I love it. I do. Chrysler building. Ashley, one, two, or three point question. Mark Twain. Shut up, A. She's looking at Eddie. Oh, here we go. She's She thinks she has a sign right. A 23. Do we have that? We don't have a 23 point. She's tweaking. Give her a 3 is what she said. She wants a 3 pointer. Oh my. Alright Ashley already. I get it. Your 3 point question is. I'm getting ready to buzz in.

3:41:37What Texas billionaire ran for president in both 1992 and 1996? No, Rob. You can't steal. You can't steal, Rob. Headphones are off, Ashley. Headphones are off, Ashley. She's got the hands up to the head. She's putting her hands over her ears. She's thinking. She goes, I know this. I was in college. I know I had my weird sophomore year, but still, it's coming to me. I think I remember. In between making all those videos and everything. All right, Rob. I think I kind of got there without saying it. It was experimental. She's thinking. Headphones are coming back on. Okay. So, yeah, because Bill Clarkson, Clinton was our president when I was that age. What does that mean? So, the question was who ran against him, right? What Texas billionaire ran for president in both 1992 and 1996? Okay, Texas billionaire Al Gore. That was an awful lot of thinking to get to Al Gore.

3:42:41P1 Leonidas has a look on his face like, uh-oh, something just broke. Who was Clinton's vice president? That is incorrect. So he ran against him, right? George Washington. I mean, George Bush. Eddie said it when he said it. Al Gore was Clinton's vice president, so he couldn't obviously... Jerry Jones. George Bush, the first one. That is incorrect. That is incorrect. Ashley, the answer is... Mark Cuban. No, it's not Mark Cuban. Ross Perot. H. Ross Perot. That's right. Hey, you know what? You gave it the college go. That was a three-pointer there. That was a tough one. Yeah, the old college give it a go. All right, Rob. The video. Rob, what do you want? A one, two, or three-point question? I want to totally redeem myself here, so give me another three. Here we go. Totally redeem yourself. Boston Rob, your three-point question is... Who shot Robert Kennedy? Uh, no. Very bad person. The shooter. Probably a Yankee. The guy that pulled the trigger. Come on, Robby. Redeem yourself. Yeah, but I don't know if this is my chance. The grassy normal. Yeah, it was in Dallas. It was in that car. The book depository. No, it's not. Jackie did that weird thing on the trunk. It was the magic bullet.

3:44:17Yeah, what are you doing, Ashley? Are you mouthing him the answer? I don't know what you're doing. I was just telling him to move closer to the mic, but I guess it was hard for him to... Oh, she was giving him... I don't tell you to keep your headphones on when you're thinking, so just let me do my thing over here. Your levels are barely showing up, so you sound great. Good. Then they won't hear my wrong answer I'm about to give, because I'm going to say Hinkley, but I don't know really who that is. Sorry that I tried to help you. It wasn't Hinkley. The long hair quality of how you sound. That is incorrect. Never do it again. I appreciate it. You sound great how you are. You sound great. Talk all the way back here. Ah. All right, I will. You know the mic's supposed to be here. You're perfect. You don't have to be a jerk about it. I wasn't at first. Well, right now you are. He walked me and came at me like an ass, and now I'm going to be a jerk. I didn't mock you. Stupid. Well, that went well. Night on the WB. The tension continues between Rob and Ashley. Oh, yeah, I can get my wrong. Thank you, Ashley, for having my back. Where will it end? Insulting. I mean, I don't know. I wasn't even calling that on the end. I was like,

3:45:43I mean, having your back would be like, you know, give the sound like, hey, move closer. That's exactly what it did. It looked like you were speaking. It looked like you were moving your mouth, like trying to tell you something instead of doing the hand motion of a... I mouthed to him levels, and then I put the mic, and I went... You did it, mouthed levels. Closer, and I moved. What? Sky, what are you thinking? What's going on in your head? I don't know. You don't want to say? You don't want to say? I'm just glad it's Friday. Who shot Bobby Kennedy? I need to know. It's been a long time. It's not even the first time I've told him to do that, so you would think he'd get it. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not as perfect as you. Has Rob's engagement turned his true love, Ashley's world, inside out? Find out tonight on The CW. Hey, is that my phone? He sounds like crap. Hey, so I don't sweat profusely and always need attention. Leave me alone. That wasn't even a sense. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. You still talking? They made up. I thought they did. I had a long talk. I thought the deal was they had like an hour long talk and they were all good. I don't know what happened. Anyway. All right, Sky, back to you. So Kinkley's wrong. So what is it then? Sirhan Sirhan. Sirhan Sirhan?

3:47:07What is that? The number four P.F. Changs? Like, I don't know. What is that? I like my Sirhan Sirhan extra spicy. That's why I don't read the newspaper. Thank you. Yes! Yes! Oh, there you go. All right, Skye, what do you want? Your one-pointer? Yes, please. Don't let her win. Skye, your one-point question is... Closer to the mic. Sky, what is the name of the woman that sparked the civil rights movement by refusing to give up her seat on a bus? Rosa Parks. You are correct. There it is. Eddie, could you please type? I'd like to see how... You're being a jerk right now. What, Rob? I can't hear you. Oh, no. Because of my girlfriend, Lynn, who turned me on to snow. We got you guys on. Stuff like that. My name's Max, and...

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3:52:02Remember, AIS wants you as a customer for life. Hey, it's Mikey. Call AIS at 1-800-777-4AIS. Again, that's 1-800-777-4AIS. Another How to Have Minute from The Home Depot. Hey, I thought we were just here to get some light bulbs. Well, it wouldn't hurt to get some new light fix. to put them in. Besides, these are an additional 20% off, and our lights are so out of style. They're not that bad. Remember your lucky sweatshirt and how I said you are hereby banned from ever commenting on style again? Yeah. Yeah, this is one of those times. Now through January 9th, you'll get an additional 20% off our yellow tag ceiling fans and lights. The Home Depot. You can do it. We can help. Offer ballot in U.S.-only quantities limited at C-Store for details. Mikey Show, hello. He's calling about Sleep Train. Go ahead. What are you saying? What are you calling us say? Dude, Sleep Train? I went in there with my fiance about three weeks ago. We're not getting married for like five and a half weeks. I mean, sorry, five and a half months. And they're holding it for us for five and a half months before we get married. That's rad. Yeah, so, and I haven't heard anybody talk about that, so. That's pretty awesome. Yeah, it was way awesome. And on top of that, we got like, I think it was like a thousand bucks off the deal because we found one on the internet. It was like pretty crazy. That's awesome, dude.

3:53:24Just going to a sleep chain center. Anybody should go into a sleep chain center if they're looking to buy a new bed. That's fantastic. Thank you for the call. Yeah, no problem. Bye. and get your copy of The Best of the Mikey Show 2007 at select cricket stores or online. For details, go to rockvot053.com, keywords events, and furry. And while you're logged on, check out the Red Light District, sponsored by F Street. You can't go back on the radio. Why, Mike? Come on. Mike, Mike, Mike. Mike's name is Mike. Skye's on roll today. She hates you. I know it. I do not. Today you do. I do not. I love you, dude. Thanks, dude. And now, Skye with stuff. Oh. What? Why finish eating? It's a new segment, Sky with Stuff. It's KOZ San Diego. Hit it. Oh, did he hit it? Hit it. It's KOZ San Diego. Did Sean hit it? Hit it. It's KOZ San Diego. Sean, did you hit it? It's KOZ San Diego. Hit it. Are you going to hit it, Sean? Kia! Hi, Kia. My wife watches that show Dexter. I hate it. What? Creepy. Is it? Nash was showing it to my brother last night. It's supposed to be good. Sean likes it. Yeah.

3:54:58It's like one of your favorite shows, right, Sean? Yep. Well, it's on TV, so. Yeah. And it's about a serial killer. Well, that makes a lot of sense. Mm-hmm. Anybody watch Pushing Daisies? Huh? No? There's a new show out this weekend that's from the creator of Sex and the City. Oh, that Cashmere Mafia? Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'll pass. What did you say, Sky? Pushing Daisies. I've heard of that, but I don't even know what it is. It's awesome. On what? I tried to get the hubby to watch it. He wasn't so much into it. On what? I don't know. It's on one of the networks. ABC. What's it about? Well, Mike, it's about this guy who finds out when he's a little boy that he has the power to bring dead things back to life. But if he touches them by his touch, but if he touches them more than once, they die again. But the trick is, if he brings somebody back to life, somebody else dies. And then he kills people and traumatic, owns a pie shop, brings his teenage sweetheart back to life.

3:55:59It's really good. They say it's one of the best shows to watch in HD because it's so visually awesome, but the hubby hates it. That's interesting. The Foo Fighters are looking for somebody that plays a classical instrument to jam with them at the Grammys. When is that all about? It's this My Grammy Moment contest that they started last year. I don't know if you remember. They did it with Timberlake last year where singers would submit and then they'd get to sing with him. Well, this year they're doing the Foo Fighters, and so what they're looking for is somebody who plays a classical instrument. Like the oboe? Yeah, the bassoon, the French horn. You're a bassoon. Whatever you got. And you need to do a 60-second solo of their song, The Pretender. Wow. Yeah. So if you go to the Grammy website, which is Grammy.com, all the info's there, and you'll have to, like, upload a video of yourself doing it to YouTube, and then America will vote, and then someone will get to perform during the Grammys with the Foo Fighters. There you go. There it is, Mike. Very nice. When Lindsay says she went to Catholic school from 4th to 12th grade, that's true? Mm-hmm. Wow, Lindsay. Ouch. Yeah. How was that? Um, it was, I don't know, I went to public school before that. Right up to the microphone. Right up to there. Actually, all of it. Yeah.

3:57:16I went to public school before the fourth grade, so I was kind of too young to realize any kind of difference. Look at her face. Not cool, Sean. Yeah, dude, Sean, that was way below the belt. Yeah, Sean, that's way too accurate. It's so inaccurate, it's not even funny. Lindsay, if you don't talk directly into the microphone, Ashley will yell at you while having your back. Yes, I'll scream at you while having your back. I got it now. I'm going. So anyway, you went to Catholic school, and was it hard to be in there? Well, how do you mean? I pictured it was real strict. No, my dad got hit with rulers, so he went to Catholic school. So it wasn't strict? No. I only had one nun as a teacher, but they just have a regular. It's not hard. Now, what are you doing now? I go to Mesa. Yeah? Is it good? What are you majoring in? English. There you go. Do you speak real good English and have good grammar and all that stuff? I try. It's the only thing I was ever good at.

3:58:28I did not get math. Oh, I don't get math either. Yeah, I was definitely in English. Double major in English. Double major in English. Wow. Do you speak English? Double because they canceled each other out. Wow. Sorry, I was trying to hold that. Remember we were friends during the commercial break? We were nice to each other. I know Scott English! I gotta apologize. I'm sorry. Okay, I accept your apology. How about you, Leonidas? What do you do? P1 Leonidas and P1 Lindsay are guests today in the studio. What do you do? He's a warrior, dude. That's right. Full-time Spartans. Yeah. Patience! Come and kiss him. What do you do, Leonidas? I'm a meter reader for Water District, Mike. There you go. There you go. You got to deal with dogs? Yeah, that was my thought. Dogs, snakes, angry people, all kinds of stuff. Snakes? You seen snakes doing out while you're doing? You have to lift up the bobber. Yeah, the mabobber. Wait a minute. Do snakes get in there? Oh, snakes get in there. Right now we have a big problem with beehives getting in water meter boxes. Wait a minute. Now, the ones where you lift up, you have a device, I'm guessing, to stick in that hole and pull it up, right? You don't do it with your finger. Correct. That's what she said. Yeah, we have what they call just a basic meter stick. What's the worst thing you've seen lifting that cap up? A six-foot rattlesnake. Oh, my. Wow.

4:00:04Wow, that's scary. You pulled one of those things up and you saw a six-foot rattlesnake? Yeah, that's scary. What part of the county was that? El Cajon. Yeah. Now, when that happened, I'm guessing that snake gave you the opportunity to back off, right? Like, it immediately coiled up and started doing its thing. Most definitely. I'm not a big fan of snakes, so I was out of there as fast as I got in there. Right. So, as soon as you saw it, you split. Yeah. But it wasn't like you took the top off and it went, and struck out at you, right? No, more than anything, there's much surprise. They rattled and they go, they're like Dracula. Yeah, they're as surprised by you as you are of them. More than anything, they just want to get out of there. Yeah, we see all kinds of things in those meter boxes. It's kind of like You're Marty Stauffer in Wild America sometimes. What? I'll be working and sometimes you'll just see a hawk come out of nowhere and pick up a field mouse or a rabbit and snakes. Total Marty Stauffer, dude. What's he talking about, Eddie? Marty Stauffer. Don't act like you don't know. Wild America, man. The guy with the big beard. Hello, beard. Aren't you like an American? Sean's like, dude, you're watching some weird TV. 570-1053 is our phone number.

4:01:34You can call us at the beginning and end of every show. We do an open phone segment. You can call in about anything you want. So call in now. I've told you everything that's worth telling you. Where's the rain? Dude, seriously. Guy's fault. She's the one that predicts it. I do not predict it. Way to go. Sunny this weekend, folks. Everybody have a picnic. It's supposed to be like the perfect storm. Let's see. Eddie Murphy's not legally married. He got married in Bora Bora. And they say, in Bora Bora, you have to have 30 days residency before it's considered a legal thing. And I said, well, how do you get married in other places like that? You're legally married in the U.S. And then I think I answered my own question. I thought, oh, maybe it's because you have an American there with you that says, and now by the state of California, I now pronounce you man and wife. Maybe that's how we're, I don't know. Ordained in the U.S.? Ordained in the U.S. I don't know. It could be. Sounds right.

4:02:42How about this case in Georgia where this missing girl, she went hiking and the police are looking for a 61 year old man that was talking to her. She's still missing. Their friends say it's not like her to not, you know, not call. You know, they don't think that she just ran off. That's creepy. Yeah. Who's a 61 year old guy? Uh, Gary Michael Hilton. He also had a dog, too. So witnesses say they saw the dogs playing together, her dog and his dog, and they describe him as having bad or no teeth, wearing a yellow jacket with a big old backpack. So they don't know, but they're looking for both him and her now. She's been missing since New Year's Day. Not good. Uh-uh. They can't find that guy. Let's see. Mikey Show, hello. Mikey Show. How you doing this morning? Good, man. How you doing? Pretty good, pretty good. I realized something not bad, but it's definitely true. What? You guys have made me housebound from 5.30 until 11 o'clock in the afternoon. Oh, you've got to get out of there. Well, I can't. I'm living in L.A. now, and I can't listen online in the car. I think all that's going to change pretty soon. Yeah, they've got to figure that one out.

4:04:10That's my prediction in the next 10 years, is that we'll have internet in the car. What? You'll be able to surf online, though? They have internet radio in your car. I believe that. You'll be able to listen to the Mikey show. You can do it already. How, Sean? If you have a cell phone, like a smartphone, and you have unlimited internet, you can stream the station on your little smartphone and then put the output directly... Greetings. And then get your gig bites ready. And of course you need to have the proper circumference of the gigaport. So if your stereo has an input and your phone has an output, you're good. So I have to get a phone. And an AV specialist wire to connect to the... Now are we talking HDMI or just a component output that we're talking about here? Probably HTML and get the right JPEG file to download. Correct. Uh-huh. Thank you, Troy. Yep. P1AO is on the line. How are you, everybody? How are you doing? How are you, man? I'm doing well. I just got a quick question for Eddie. What's up? Hey, yo, I was wondering. I know you watched I Am Legend, but in the very beginning, did you see that type of hidden message where there's going to be a Superman and a Batman together? Yeah. Yeah, I saw it. Hey, what do you think about that? Do you think it's going to happen?

4:05:33It's been talked about for years doing that, but I don't think they can get it together. I'm going to say no. All right. I'm manned down. Thank you very much. Thank you. Hi, Keisha. This is P1 Carrie. Hi, Carrie. Hi. I was in there a couple weeks ago for Friday's P1 trivia. Uh-huh. I was just wondering if you guys got my picture of Beto's place. Something that you mailed in the mail? No. When I came to pick up my prize, I left it in the lobby with the receptionist. Did we? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You picked it up and you were like, oh, that's funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I showed it to everybody. It's like a place in Mexico that you took a picture of. Yeah, down in Puerto Penasco. That's really funny. Yeah, that's in our office right now. Awesome. Yeah, yeah. Thank you for doing that. Yeah, yeah. No problem. I was thinking like it was a Becky's house, like takeoff. No, no, no. Beto's house. it was some place down in uh... mexico it was really funny because really about this house mikey show hey this is p1 hitman i just had a quick question for p1 leonitis go ahead uh... when he found that six foot rattlesnake in the uh... meter box did he still take the meter oh yeah did you leonitis no i wasn't able to get the read so somebody else had to go back yeah usually i'll wait till the end of the day see if it scoots or whatever but if it's gone i'll come back

4:06:58I'll get the read. If not, I'll just leave it, and we'll estimate them. I wouldn't even want to come back thinking, well, where is it now? Yeah, this area, it was just plain rocks around it, so you can tell if there's anything around it. Did the customer get free water for a week? No, they estimated. Are you kidding? Mikey Show, hello. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, Mikey, what's up? It's P1 number three. I'd like to say Happy New Year to everybody. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Thank you very much. I'm listening all the way in Boston. Yeah. City of Champions. I love it there. Oh, Pat, brother. Yeah. Oh, that's a great town. Getting to my point, I wanted to know what you guys thought about the late show, like David Letterman, Jay Leno, and Conan O'Brien coming back without writers, because I saw it last night, and they went from doing really stupid things to just wasting time, and I wanted to know if you guys saw it already. You know, being completely honest, I've...

4:07:58I've thought for a long time that late night talk shows with writers or without writers aren't that funny to me. I just don't think monologues are that funny. They've never been very funny to me. Conan actually, he was able to do a lot of stupid things, but they're actually kind of funny. Like, I don't know, doing his own material was kind of funny to show who actually was a comedian who had talent or who was just reading stuff provided by writers. I heard Jay Leno was writing his own stuff, and I was like, oh, boy, those writers better come back. Yeah, and for the record, Letterman does have writers back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He hired his own writers. Glad that's on the record. Well, I don't want to misrepresent the situation, Eddie. I'm a journalist, and I pride myself on that. Wow. Thanks for the call, bro. All right, guys. Appreciate it. End of the show on Friday. I haven't done this for a while. I just realized that. End of the show on Friday is I give you my testimony, which is to say that I tell you. What my life used to be like and then I tell you about this amazing thing that happened in my life And then I tell you about what things are like currently What it used to be like was that I used to have an addiction to alcohol. I used to use drugs And I used to be a pretty lonely guy I was a kid as a victim of sexual abuse

4:09:25I've experienced bulimia in my life back in the 90s. I'm as broken down a person as you could ever get. At one time or another, I've experienced it all. Loneliness was probably one of the worst of onlyness was probably one of the worst for me. Because when you're lonely, you don't feel like you have a sense of hope. But when I was addicted to alcohol, I actually look back on it now and I say, man, I'm actually really fortunate that I was addicted to alcohol because if I hadn't been, I may not have ever made the mistakes that got me to a place where I was able to give my life to Jesus Christ and ask him to come into my life and forgive me of the things that I had done, to take those things away from me that were keeping me where I was, to remove them from me.

4:10:26I asked him if he would give me a personal relationship with him, if I could have a relationship with him. I didn't know what that would be like, but I said, I'd really like to know you and have a relationship with you. He changed me, and he did remove that from me. And I did change, and I'm still changing. I'm still in this process of changing. But what was really great about the experience was is that this relationship that I have with Jesus Christ It won't go away. It's still with me and times are good now and I still, I have him. I've always got him. I've got this relationship with him and he saved my life and I'm really fortunate that he did that. And the reason that I tell you this on Fridays is because I know that there's people that are listening that maybe they don't have any hope. And you're sitting there and you're the type of person that you may use needles and you think it's gross and you're embarrassed by it. A girl.

4:11:38does some stuff embarrassed or ashamed about that no one knows about. You might have some sort of an eating disorder or you may be somebody who has recently lost a husband or a wife or a boyfriend or a girlfriend in a breakup or you, God forbid, have lost a child or you're going through something that is causing you great pain, especially at the holidays times of year and New Year's. You may be somebody that's listening right now who has experienced the kind of pain that you heard me talk about that I experienced, or you're currently in it, you're in it right now, and it just hurts, and nobody really gets it, and you tell people about it, and they don't get it, or maybe you don't tell people about it, and you're just laying in it. That's why I tell you what I did. I just tell you what I did, and that's how things changed for me, through that relationship with Jesus Christ. And then I play you this song that's about hope, because man, And so many of you, if you had hope, if you had something to look forward to, you could hope for something, it would really change a lot. So I play this song by a band called Third Day, and the song's called Tunnel. So really listen to the words to the song. Really listen to the lyrics in this song and what the guy singing is saying. By the way, this band is going to be playing at the House of Blues in February. Third Day will be here in San Diego.

4:13:06Lovely and talented Missy is up next. Song's called Tunnel. We'll see you again on Monday morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show's out. Late. Don't pretend to know what you're thinking. And I can't again know what you're going through. I'm gonna try and get the son of a