The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 01/06/09
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Daily Audio 2009KIOZRock 105.3
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Mikey, Eddie, Sky, and Boston Rob argued over whether upbeat predictions, pessimistic warnings, or lucky couch positions helped the Chargers beat the Colts, then planned to turn Rob into a Steelers-clad human piñata after Ron Cook dismissed San Diego. Callers stumbled through Wuss Rap Jukebox, while Boston Rob's You Got Robbed interviews converted ordinary New Year's resolutions into jokes about sunburn, bathroom doors, and apartment flooding. Sky confessed that she re-gifted Eddie's wine set without opening it and may have passed along a personalized $100 BevMo card; Ashley shared her mother's formulaic, timestamped voicemails and later mourned mentor Happy Hair. The crew also mocked Bachelor contestants who researched Jason's family or judged men by hot-dog toppings, staged a fake George W. Bush call about denying Barack Obama the White House guest house, and debated four sick Ohio coworkers' claim to a $207 million lottery pool.
What happened, in order
Chargers Superstition Wars
Mikey and the crew credit competing positive and negative jinxes, as well as lucky couch positions, for the Chargers' playoff win over Peyton Manning and the Colts.
Text Means Do Not Call
Mikey argues that replying to a text with a phone call violates the sender's chosen mode of communication, while Rob and Sky insist complicated answers sometimes require a call.
Wuss Rap Jukebox
White callers try to finish abruptly stopped rap songs, only to be roasted by Eddie, Sky, and Sean for awkward lyrics and failed freestyle attempts.
You Got Robbed Resolutions
Boston Rob interviews strangers about New Year's resolutions and counters them with bizarre goals involving avoiding gyms, closing the bathroom door, and no longer flooding his apartment.
The Human Piñata
After Pittsburgh columnist Ron Cook dismisses the Chargers, the show plans to dress Boston Rob as a Steeler, suspend him from a crane, and let fans whack him for candy and prizes.
Bachelor Stalkers and Wieners
The crew mocks one Bachelor contestant for researching Jason's family before meeting him and another for claiming a man's hot-dog toppings reveal whether he is loyal, dangerous, or marriage material.
The Audacity of Nope
A fake George W. Bush calls in to say Barack Obama cannot use the White House guest house because Bush has turned it into a scrapbooking studio.
The Jacket
Mikey recounts how Steve gave his stylish 25-year-old niece an enormous men's leather jacket, prompting every relative to model the baffling gift for photos.
Sky's Re-Gift Disaster
Sky admits she gave her sister-in-law the wine-opening set Eddie had bought her, then realizes she never opened it and may have included a $100 BevMo card personalized to her.
Mom's Timestamped Messages
Ashley plays a montage of her mother's nearly identical voicemails, each marked by a precise time check, a formal sign-off, and occasional confusion over Ashley's name.
The Missing Lottery Shares
Four Ohio city workers who were sick when their office pool bought a $207 million winning ticket sue for equal shares, citing an oral agreement and money rolled over from an earlier win.
Ashley Remembers Happy Hair
Ashley grieves radio mentor Happy Hair, who championed her as an intern, and regrets not following up on his cryptic email before his death.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkySeanBoston RobAshleyPeyton ManningRon CookJasonGeorge W. BushBarack ObamaSteveHappy Hair
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It is 6-0-5. It was announced yesterday that over the weekend, Rebecca, I'm sorry, over the holiday, I should say, Rebecca Romaine and Jerry O'Connell welcomed twin girls. LT's groin injury is not looking good. He may have to sit out the game on Sunday. Phillip Rivers talks about how much LT means to the team. LT's a huge part of this team. We all know that for all the reasons that are all known. You know, I think everybody has their own. sort of uh superstition because as we were watching the game on uh saturday we had a couple people over remember i was telling you we had a couple people over and one of the ladies that was over was this lady jackie that's a friend of lori's and jackie takes the approach that when things are going bad you say very positive things okay so
If there's an interception, the Chargers throw an interception, her personality is to be like, it's okay. We'll get the ball back. We'll score a touchdown. We're going to get the ball back right now. We're going to intercept it. I like it. If Peyton Manning is driving down the field, she says, it's all right. Our defense is going to be great. We're going to intercept it. Blah, blah, blah. Now, to me. That's bad luck. You're calling it before you're doing it. Don't call. It's like when the Titanic went down. It was fine. Everything was fine. It was not. It was just a nice cool dip. It was not a nice cool dip. It was an icy cool dip. No, no, no. It was fine. No, no, no. Basically. What chances are you ever going to have to swim in the Atlantic? Okay. Last chance. This is wonderful. Especially in the middle of the Atlantic. Literally their last chance. Wonderful. On an ice cold night. Quite literally their last dip. And Rebecca and I are the same. We're saying, I don't like Peyton Manning with 30 seconds. I don't like Peyton Manning with 30 seconds. I don't like it. Jackie's thing drives us nuts. Our thing drives her nuts. We're putting bad
You know, heebie-jeebies. She's putting, you know, jinxing. She's putting jinxing heebie-jeebies. And so our heebie-jeebies were working. Counteracting each other. They actually ended up counteracting each other. Wow. Canceling each other out. Canceling each other out. Thus, the Chargers win. Wow. So I have determined that you need both GBs. Well, see, neither one of yours had anything to do with it. It was where I was sitting on my couch. Right. Yeah, I mean, it was all about when I moved, they did well. And when I sat in the bad spot, it was not good. Why is Rob looking at you so stoically like, oh, I get it. That's a nod to me, eh? He understands completely. You don't even want to open the can of worms I got about that stuff. I don't watch games with certain people. My brother has to go to the bathroom sometimes for the game. I have a question for you, Rob, because, you know,
You are not, you're obviously a Patriots fan and a Red Sox fan, but living in San Diego, kind of like us, you've sort of like grown fond of the Padres. You know, you don't dislike them and you don't dislike the Chargers. Chargers is different. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Because we've had... That's a rivalry. Yeah, yeah. We've had a few playoff games since I've moved here. So you do have some. So the things I've heard and, you know what I mean, and said to me, now I have some. There have been some things said to you. When I first moved out here, oh, man, I couldn't back the Chargers more. I love the Padres. I got a Padres jersey in my closet. I don't think we'll see the light of day. You're still in the closet about it, though. Yeah, yeah. I'd love to be able to root for them pods, but, you know. But their fans make it difficult for you sometimes by giving you some razzing? Yeah, well, you know, the Red Sox came out here in, what was it, June of 2006. Yeah. And just, I don't know, something happens to me, you know? It's fine as long as we're not playing each other and, you know, we can both root for our team. But the second someone starts to attack my team, it's like they're attacking my family. Right. And I take it real personal. So it stays with you, kind of? Yeah. And then I hold on to that and then it's...
forever changed. Yeah. You should avoid Red Sox games when they're here in town just so we can continue to have your somewhat support of the Padres. I'll pull for the pods, you know. Why not? I don't have an NL team. Let me ask. When your teams are out, okay, and a San Diego team is still in. If the Padres is still in it, oh yeah. Dude, that's like, I mean, you have to shoot for the Padres. You know, booing that the Special Olympics. Yeah. It's like that? It's brutal. I feel sorry for us, will you? It's quite a comparison. When you had the season tickets, 2005, you let me go to one of the, or like the last game before the playoffs or something like that. I mean, that was awesome, especially to see the city, you know, kind of get hyped about baseball for a change. Okay, so let me ask you this. Yeah. Clearly, if your Red Sox were out of contention and somehow the Padres were still in, you'd be cheering for them. Absolutely. Okay, now, what about football? Your Patriots are out of it. The Chargers are in these playoffs. Do you find yourself when the Chargers... I tried to find myself catching a basketball game on TNT. You did not. Are you serious? No, no, no. When the Chargers played this last weekend against the Colts, you watched, right? Oh, yeah. Okay. You weren't cheering for Peyton Manning.
Oh, I can't stand him. I cannot. Oh, when he was combing his hair on the sideline. Oh, isn't that great? That was so awesome. I wanted to jackass him and come up behind him and shave his head. How hilarious was that? How great was that, dude? When they were showing that. I'm like, calm down, guy. You get it. I go, hey, Fonzie. Put some comb back in your pocket. That dude is out of control. And it was like every chance they had. To show that, they were. And then they were, like, comparing it to older games. The commentators were saying something about, you know, a couple weeks ago, he didn't have this much hair. Oh, he wasn't cutting it for the streak. Yeah. Yeah. How's that working out, Peyton? Yeah. Cut that off, Bob's big boy. I can't stand him. Cut the mullet. Cut the mullet. Get that thing out of here. You jerk. That commercial. You know the one where he's in Boston and he's in San Diego and they're like, take a hike or whatever? Okay. So you do find yourself supporting the Chargers. I wouldn't call it that, Mike. Really? Okay. You're being honest. What would you call it? Hoping both teams can lose.
Um, what? See, that sounds like... I can't hear this right now. That sounds like... You can't... That sounds like you root against them. You root against the Chargers. Absolutely. I root against both teams. Really? Oh, yeah. I didn't know this. Didn't know this till this moment. Absolutely. I thought you were somewhat supportive of the Chargers when your team was out. Not a bit, man. Didn't know. No. There it is. That explains... In football, I can't say that I really have another team. Yeah. You know? There are certain teams that I dislike more than others. Eddie has a few teams. He likes the 49ers first. He likes the Chargers second. And he likes the Pittsburgh Steelers. Wow, when I was really young, I was a big Steeler fan. I loved the Steelers. And then when I got a little bit older, we had season tickets to the 49ers. And so my loyalties changed a little bit. And I grew up going to 49er games and loving the 49ers. And then when I got the job with the Chargers... You get invested in the team and get to know the players, and we talk about them all the time. So I find myself cheering for the Chargers more than anybody. Well, you're on the team. I mean, Eddie's a part of the broadcast, and when you are a part of the broadcast, you're part of the team. And if the team says something, you have to follow it, which means you're a part of that thing. So you're kind of a part of that team.
optimistic about this weekend? Because I love them. I love the Chargers. Same reason, just living here. I mean, I'm not a part of the organization in any way, you know, in the aspect that Eddie is, but living here, you know what it is? Loving this place. I love this place so much. And the same thing, we've gotten to know some of these guys that are on the team. You can't help, but it's like any other relationship. You've built a relationship. You like them. And when they lose and they do stuff that's really weird, it's like we've talked about this before. You're in a dysfunctional relationship. You give and give and give and the person you're in the relationship with, they cheat on you every once in a while. Yeah, I could give two rips about football, but there's something that happens to the vibe of San Diego when the Chargers are getting close. Like, I mean, you'll feel it in the grocery store. You know, you'll feel it in the parking lot. Like, there's a vibe. You watched too, right, Sky? You watched the game? Yeah, I did because, you know, my husband really wanted to watch. You know, like I said, I don't even really understand football. But check it out. I love the vibe. Let's say your husband is watching, you know, Baltimore, Miami.
There wouldn't be, isn't that different when he's watching that. So we get, even people like Sky that aren't really into football, you kind of get into it a little bit. For sure. It's your city's football team. Heck yeah, dude. So this weekend, I'm ready. I'm ready for this thing. What do you think about this game? I want winners. I feel really good about it. You do? Well, I mean, you know, you got to look at momentum in the playoffs and the Chargers have all of it. Yeah. They have all the momentum going into this game. And, you know, it's very difficult to beat a team twice in one season. And so the Steelers have to do that. They have to beat the Chargers twice. And the first time, you know, Phillip Rivers had a very poor game. And, you know, he's not going to have another poor game like that. I would hope not. And I just, you know, I have a very positive feeling about it. Yeah. And, you know, the other thing, the psychological thing is, I really do hope that the players here this week from everybody that, they can hear it from, that they don't have a chance. I hope they hear that, the Charger players, because that psychologically gets people mad. And they just, you know, especially men, they want to prove everybody wrong. They want to have that thing where they go, really? What do you have to say now? They really have it. I'll tell you a story, is when the Chargers...
went to Pittsburgh in the AFC Championship game in 94 when they went to the Super Bowl. Lou Bush told me a great story about how they arrive in Pittsburgh and people were buying them dinners because they were like, you have no chance. They showed up at practice to do one of their practices and the Steelers were shooting their Super Bowl video. And the Chargers were like... What? Really? Crazy. And as I said, that point on, they knew they were going to win. Really? That it psychologically gave them that edge. You know what? Really? Yeah. You're already counting the Super Bowl rings and everything else? That's great. No way. We're going to kill you guys. Listen, I win. That's great. 570-1053. That's our phone number. Our text number, if you're into the text thing, still can't get my folks into that. Can't get them into really the cell phone. Have they ever sent the text before? Nope. Do they receive texts? I've discussed this. There's been great discussion about it, but I don't even bother sending the text because I have a feeling that they would not understand what's on their screen. They would be like, what is that? What does that mean? Is that Michael? Michael.
Is he sending us a code? Is he in danger? Is he in danger? My mom is, like, just now getting into texting. And so what she'll do is, like, practice right out what she's going to say. Like, full on get a piece of paper and write out what she's going to say before she sends it. And then she does this thing where she always signs her name. And I stopped her in the middle of her text. I go, Mom, after we had figured out what we were going to put down and everything, like, written it out, okay, we're going to write that. She's writing it and she's signing her name. I go, Mom, you don't need to sign your name. And she's like, oh, okay. Yeah, she might as well say over. Roger, over. Yeah, older people and text messages. I really wish that my parents could get it because I really prefer that method. Oh, yeah. I can't understand your type of work or what you're up to or anything. You know, the deal, too, is this. What is up with people when you text them and they immediately call you? What is up with them? Don't. Don't. There are certain times that you need to do that. Listen, I'm texting you.
Because I want to text you. Thank you. I don't want to hear your voice. If I wanted to talk, I'd call. Yeah, but if I get to text you back, if your question or statement leads to something on my end that's going to be open-ended where I have options, sometimes a text isn't appropriate. Give me an example. Figure it out. Give me an example, please. Yes, figure it out. No, because if we had... Say we had plans to go to dinner tonight or a movie. Uh-huh. And you say, you know. Are we talking Chachis? What's up? What is Chachis? Chachis. Chachis. Of course it is. Almost a great reference. You were so close. You were so close to it. Maybe next time. Very close. Very close. You need more flair. Give me an example, Rob. Sounds like a case of the Mondays. Just trying to put this together. But, you know, if we're going to go to dinner or a movie tonight and, you know. Go ahead. Go ahead. And you preferred to go to dinner and you texted me that. You said, you know, I'd rather do dinner tonight at 7. How's that sound? And think about it. Just think about it and ask yourself, how does that sound? Do I want to do that or do I want to go the other?
And then figure it out and then text me back because I'll tell you why. Because when your phone makes the text noise, I want you to take that text noise as this is my preferred method of communication at this moment. Somebody's an uptight texter. Yeah. Please. You don't even answer your phone. Exactly. That's the only reason we're having this conversation. There are times where you have to, where there are too many options, you know? Because what I can't stand is when you get the text that is three texts long, and it's the story, and you're trying to piece it together, and then finally after the third text, after you've read two... See, that's where we have to stop. No, because there's some... That's where we have to stop. See, there's the flaw. What is it, the Da Vinci Code? Yes. Eddie, you notice how sometimes you'll say something to Rob, right? You'll go, Rob, what are you doing tonight? And he turns his head like a German shepherd, confused. And a dog goes, and they tilt their head to the side. You'll ask him the simplest thing. And in his face, you can see, what sort of riddle is this?
And so there's obviously with Rob, there is an issue with the comprehension. You're being as articulate as can be. But there is an issue with the comprehension because you'll say, hey, Rob, I want you to meet me 12 o'clock for lunch tomorrow. Which tomorrow? Yes. What is this so-called lunch you speak of? Go slower. Rob, the bathroom's down the hall to the right. Right? Yeah. Do you mean, like, correct? Or do you mean, like, left-right? What kind of right? You mean bathroom one word? Yeah. Hey, dude. Are you using bathroom as a vape? Are we talking a vape here? So if I texted you a question that you didn't feel was right to just type out and possibly go into two or three texts, you wouldn't call me. You would just type the whole thing out. I would figure it out and give you a very short and succinct answer. I beg to defile. I wouldn't think it out on text. Okay?
I wouldn't work it out in the text. I'd work it out in my head and then text you. Sky, what are you talking? What is this example of the time where you've got to call me back if I text you? Well, you know, sometimes, like, it's a long answer. to whatever or a long response to whatever the text is. And for me personally, I don't have the phone with the keyboard. I like have the old school phone. You don't got that sidekick? No, I'm not kicking it on the side. You got that blueberry thing going on? No, none of that. One? That touch screen? No, none of the touching. So yeah, so if it's going to take me like 15 minutes to respond. I swear. Well, it's Skye. I swear. 15 minutes sounds reasonable. I swear. You should see me. I mean, looking up words in the dictionary. Because she's a perfectionist, the grammar has to be perfect. There will be no abbreviating of words. And punctuation has to be right. And you know what I'll do? I'll start texting and I'll kind of get going fast. And then I'll notice like two sentences prior, I misspelled the word. I have to delete the whole frigging thing. And start over. You can just arrow up. Arrow up.
You can arrow up and then just delete. You don't have to delete everything. Oh, I thought. I didn't know there was that. This is space age. Well, anyway, so in those instances, it's easier to call. I'm sorry it's not as convenient for you, but it's more convenient for me. So, whatever. It's like Star Trek. Shut up. Our phone number is 570-1053. It's not that big. It isn't. It really isn't. I am going to make that my mission to figure it out. Or get you to call me after I text you. Just be yourself, bro. Oh, no. Now I have a mission in life. Dude, I call you first almost every time I call you. And you know what I get? I get that song. I like to do the day up. No, it's the worst song ever. Worst song ever. Worst song ever. I like to do the day up. Greatest song. G love cold beverages. And I'm like, oh, and I got to hold the phone away. I am too. While this non-melodic song plays. Oh, it's so good. And then I'm like, oh, I'll leave him a message. And then the woman's voice comes on and says, this mailbox is full. How can that be? His mailbox has been full for three years. That's right. And how are you still trying to leave me messages? Is there an option to just take off my answer machine?
What is the matter with you? I don't want an answering machine. Why do you have just so many people calling you? He used to put a message on there that said to people, real tough, like a prison guy. It was like he recorded it in a prison cell. He would go, this is Rob. I'm not here. So leave me a message or hit me with text. Don't I still say that? I don't know. We don't ever get your message anymore. So now we got to text him, you know? I specifically put it on there. The worst is sending that text out and your phone rings and you look, it's a person you just sent the text to. I don't answer it. I don't answer it either. My dad did that to me the other day and I didn't answer it. I was pissed. That's great. You know who does that to me all the time? Woods. You text him, he calls you. He'll text me usually. I never text him. He'll text me, I'll text him back, and then phone call. And I just...
And does he leave a message? Ignore it. Then he'll be like, yeah, dude, I know you. I thought you'd pick up. I know you. I know you're right there. You just texted me. I thought you'd pick up. Yeah. Yeah. That's the worst. Nope. Sorry, bro. No, won't do it. This is a text-only conversation. Oh, look at this. Text-only zone. P1 Hall of Famer, P1 Talon is on the line. Hey, good morning, guys. You're a call-after texter? Yes, I am. How dare you. No. Don't. We don't want to speak. Annoying. And let me tell you, the call after text, you know what you're doing. You do, Talon. You know. Of course I do. You do. You're like, this person's not getting away with a text. They're getting me. You don't want to hear my voice? Well, too bad. Guess what? You're getting it. Enjoy voicemail. You leave a message? Oh, sometimes I do. Yeah. You just send. Pick up. I'm just going to keep calling you back, buddy. Sometimes you got to know more information, you know? Please. Talk about it. You just have to know something else. Well, I'll text you the rest of the information you need. What do you need? Yeah. Just to abbreviate your words. Make it real, real brief. And ask me a question. I'll hit you. I got any answer. I hate that abbreviation. I'm going to trick Mike this week. This is going to get you to call me after I text you. Thanks, Taylor. I like it, Rob. Oh.
What if I texted you emergency? Something happened. Oh, really? You're going to text me emergency? Why don't you text that? Something happened. I'm going to text you back and say you're texting the wrong person. Try the fire department. Please. You've been robbed. I'm trying to connect Rob with somebody right now. And the person's like, well, I've called him four times, but all I'm getting is voicemail. They called me when we were on the air. But you can't coordinate when to be available. But I called them back twice and it went to their voicemail. If they could leave you a message, they'd say, hey, listen, you're not here. Here's a phone number. You can reach me at this time. But they're not able to talk to you. I left them a message yesterday and told them when I was going to have my cell phone on me, when I was going to be busy. Call me at 2.
47 p.m. There you go. This is by Wayward Standards. General Maritime. Pacific Standard Time. Pacific Standard Time. Mock. 570-1053 is the number. Text number 35253. Seven people on the Mikey Show. I'm the host of the show. My name is Mikey. And I didn't want this shirt today. In fact, I put it on. I took it off. Couldn't find anything better. Just looked around. I was like, well, I'm going back to it then. I had to reapply deodorant because I didn't feel right. Taking off the shirt and then putting the shirt back on without, you know, I'm like, well, I'm sure some of my deodorant's still on that guy. And so now I feel less deodorized. Really? I need to reapply. I didn't know that was a thing. I applaud that. Yeah, because if you take it off, it's rubbed against you. It's taking some deodorant off. Yep. You're less deodorized. I want to be fully, fully armed.
A deodorant. Okay. What are we talking there? That Tommy Bahama? That's her new thing. Every day. In 09. Yeah. What do we got? Every day. Well, she's trying to. Well, Ralph Lauren, what's up? All right. What are you wearing? I'm just asking, bro. I like your style. No, you don't. I love your style. You know I do. Passive aggression. No, it's not. I support you. I'm not passive, bro. Thank you, Zach. I applauded. Outward aggression. Bravo, lady. Bravo. I'm the host of this show. My name's Mike. And Ashley's a lot like a... A daughter. She thinks she's getting one over on dad. Guess what I said to him today. Eddie is our producer, our sports guy. And he is 35 years of age. 35 years of age. He's in his mid-30s. There's no denying it anymore. The guy's going to be a dad. It's called fatherhood husbandry.
Great. All grown up. Mid-30s, okay? Super. Yeah, great. Had to watch 30-something and relate, all right? Yeah, dude. It's great. Yeah, Eddie announced yesterday that he's going to be a papa in July. Awesome! He is not tipping his hat to names. We have to wait. In fact, he doesn't even know and will not know the sex of the baby until it's born. Yep. Which I think will probably add to the coolness. It'll make it exciting. Sure. It's definitely going to make it more exciting. Skye is our news girl. She is 31 years of age and is rocking the headband. Oh, yeah. What up? And it's good. Well, Mike, when you wear a little sweater with guitars on it, you mean you want to rock out the headband. It means I'm ready for the convertible. What does your T-shirt say? Free shirt. Yeah, I have it too. It's a great shirt. It's a great shirt. It's a great shirt. I wear it when I work out. You're wearing a promotional free t-shirt, Sky? New drama, new zip code. Or no, same zip code. It's 90210. That was sent to you in the mail in a manila envelope. Oh, I'm so thankful for it. And then there was like other stuff too. From the CW. There was other 90210 swag. Yeah, like little plastic martini glasses. Oh, that was money. Which I'm sure she'll break out at parties, you know.
A little water bottle. That's so embarrassing. Oh, yeah, that's good. A little tote. A little tote. Oh, that'll be fun. Oh, boy. I'm ready. Wow. You're a prize hog. Thank you. Then there is Shawnee O'Boy. And the hair has gotten a little bit longer. What he does is he lets the hair grow out a little bit. The salt and pepper hair grows out. Where's the facial hair? Sexy. Yeah, I got the fat baby face going. Ooh, hot. Sean, you look cool with the goatee. Why do you shave it off clean shaven? It's kind of like rebooting, like I reboot my face, you know? He does. And I just start over. I don't know why I do it. It's a cycle. Grows it out, shaves it off. Grows it out, shaves it off. I've been messing with my facial hair a lot. Yeah, you have. I really have. You're good, kids. Thank you. You are. I'm serious. I like the variety. I took off the mustache, right? Yeah. Then I took off the middle inside to make it look like handlebars, which my wife liked. And I thought it made me look very pudgy Chicano. I call it pudgy Chicano. Okay. All right.
I thought it made my eyes look weird. What? We all have our perception. That's where you hold most of your weight. That's where you hold it, in the eyes. That's our big eyes. And I just said, listen, I can't deal with this anymore. So I grew it back to normal. I'll tell you what I'd really like. That look that Robert Downey Jr. has going on in Iron Man. That's a cool look. Yeah. What's that dude's name? What's that character's name? Stark? Tony Stark? I don't remember. What do we got? Cool. He's got real thin mustache, right? Comes down into a goatee and then kind of arcs up and everything in the middle is like shaved out. It's all real thin. It's cool. That sounds difficult. That takes work, I bet. You know, watching football this weekend, I don't know if you guys caught former Pittsburgh Steeler running back, Jerome Bettis. Talk about perfect manscape. Yeah. It's ridiculous. He goes to the barbershop. Dude. Yeah. And they use a laser, I believe. Laser? Wow. I believe they use a laser. Impressive. Precise. It's very precise. It's computer controlled. You know what I mean? Yeah. 570-1053 is the phone number. The text number is 35253. Ashley is our assistant producer.
25 years old, and she has blonde hair. She does a lot of stuff behind the scenes. Boston Rob, I like the hat. I think it looks good. It's a very Irish. Hoodlum hat. Hoodlum hat. He's wearing his Irish hoodlum hat. Thank you, total hat. Thank you. Let's see. And then there is the artist formerly known as Sir Roosevelt Zethian Oates III, Jr., Esquire, MD, DDS, President, and CEO. As seen on TV. There he is. All right, Sherry's Jubilee, and that's it. Whoa, that's it. That is it. No more, please. That's right. Okay, when we come back, first of all, the show is giant today. Whistrap Jukebox. So white guys rapping in the show. We're going to do You Got Robbed. Oh, nice. So Rob was out yesterday, man on the street, with a, you know. Getting videoed and recorded. So you'll hear the audio. You can catch the video at MikeyShow.com. We have an announcement of something cool that we're going to be doing with Rob for this whole... You knew. As soon as you heard the Chargers were going to be in the playoffs, you knew we'd be doing something clown-like. And so we are. We're going to do something clown-like on Thursday. Awesome! What else we got? Oh.
Interesting topic. This whole topic of when people say I love you in public, in front of others, and some people aren't necessarily really comfortable in public when it's been said, you know, not in the privacy of just the two of you, saying back to their mate, I love you too. Love your mouth. Also, another interesting topic we're going to be talking about today is the products that you use that you get addicted to. Example, ChapStick. Don't start, dude. It's delicious. Yeah, but don't start because you'll never. You don't stop. That's right. That's the saying. That's this old hackneyed phrase. It's smoother when they say it on TV. Sure. They referred to Pringles, actually. Okay, you're confused. YouTube clip of the day and some pretty crazy audio of this dude on CNBC cracking a joke about Steve Jobs' bad health. Oh, that's good. A bit inappropriate. And so we got all of it. Right when we come back, I'm going to be telling you about, you know, we all...
If we have a job, we all have to file for our taxes, right? And everybody usually gets a little money back from the state of California, right? We all do this. Maybe not this year. What? Maybe not. What? I'll explain about if you're going to be getting any money back from the state of California. Explain. Naomi. Mitch Hedberg in the stand-up spotlight. I have a show that's called Where Are They Now? But it's about people who are really easy to find. Jay Leno, Where Are They Now? Still in Burbank. Man, remember that movie The Outsiders? One of the guys' name was Soda Pop. At the time, it was cool. It's not cool right now. If your nickname was Soda Pop, you would be dead. Want to get started on your degree or improve your job skills for a new career? Then check out what Palomar College has to offer this spring. Classes begin January 20th. There are hundreds of programs to choose from with morning, afternoon, evening, and online classes that fit your busy schedule.
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I've never. What? Oh, yeah, they do. So don't yell at me. You're the weirdest person on the planet. I stick to the regular stuff. I don't know if they make yellow cheddar. Sky is very picky. Will you leave me alone? 645. A man was hurt yesterday afternoon in his car plunged 200 feet into a canyon off of Torrey Pines Road. Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger practices. He expects to play after suffering concussion a couple weeks ago. Ben says he'll be 100% ready to go. Unless coach doesn't let me. I plan on being out there and 100% ready to go. All right, Ben. Whatever. Whatever. Okay. Before we went to break, I said, are we going to be getting tax refunds back from the state of California? Yeah, we better be. Of course we are. It's a deal, Sky. This is not good, my friends. Don't. You can't. They owe me. You can't. They owe me. Oh, they'll owe you. And you know what they'll do? They'll write you an IOU. I won't accept that. So I can take that IOU and go buy groceries and pay my bills with that, right? Right, because they used it in the beginning. They owe it back. Yeah. What is this, Dumb and Dumber? No kidding.
So here's the deal. California is in a huge budget deficit. They haven't been able to decide on a budget. I paid my taxes. The same thing happened back in 92, but this was in the summer of 92, so it wasn't really tax time. But they started issuing IOUs to state employees back then, 100,000 IOUs. And then also with some late tax refunds, they did do some IOUs. Now, back in 1992, what was cool about the IOUs is banks would honor them. You could take the IOU to a bank, and they would give you money for it. On a percentage, right? Or would they give you the whole kit? They would give you the whole thing, and then the state would actually pay them a little extra for doing it when the state would redeem them. But now that the banks are in such a financial crisis with lending and money being tightened, they don't think the banks will do that this time around. Questions? Yes. So they're doing this for sure? No. They say that if California cannot resolve its budget crisis within the next few weeks. Oh, I'm sure we will. Yeah. Whatever. Just tell us you're not doing it. Then this is probably the way it's going to go. What? And if we get IOUs, we can't use them at the bank? Well, we don't know yet. Probably? Probably not because, like I said, the banks are in a financial crisis as well. And you know what? I'm sure that when the banks are capable.
of paying the IOUs, they'll send out a letter to all of us letting us know, we're now ready to have you come in. Like, how will we know that we can go use our IOUs? Yeah, they're saying that, you know, right now, no banks have specifically said whether they'll honor this or not. We still have a few weeks. So on the flip side, anybody that... owes the government money, they can send in an IOU, right? Yeah, sure. I don't think that's how they're going to work. I heard that you could take it to... This is what I heard. Did they tell you? You could take it to Wetzel's Pretzels and you could trade them for pretzels. I want that. If you're supposed to get... $500 back, you can trade them for pretzels. $500 worth of pretzels? What am I going to do with that? Done. Eat them. Eat $500 worth of pretzels? They're delicious. They are delicious. So there's one other alternative to the IOUs, which is... Sell your pretzels to the Mexicans at the border. There you go. Go sell them like chiclets and make money. Now you're talking. And then use the money for whatever you'd like. They could just delay your payment. I guess under state law, the state has until May 30th...
to pay you your tax refund. So even if you file your tax refund immediately, they have up until May 30th to pay you back. But maybe if they can't meet that deadline, then we'll start getting IOUs. So it'll be interesting to see what happens over the next few weeks. Say anything about how they're going to issue, like to who? Is it like the first 500 people or is it to everyone? From what I understand, the state is sounding like we're going to run out of money by February. Oh, man. Show me the money. I just got a scary thought. What? If the state government is capable of such an atrocity, is it possible that with our current financial economic state... You're going to make Sean suicidal. Stop it. That the federal government... The economy is booming. There is no reason for this. Eddie, why are you... The auto industry doing great. Everything is fine. Is it possible that our federal government can say, we... Are in a financial crisis as a country. And we cannot afford. No way. Let's print more money. To be putting out. Yeah, print it. Millions. I don't care how. Millions of dollars. Have a garage sale. Yeah. A garage sale. Yeah. We should. Go to Coinstar. Ooh. It's just so weird, man. Because the money's there, right? I mean, the money's there. We're just. Something's wrong with it. There's some kind of billion dollars over on Wall Street just sitting there, right? To use it. Man. I'm so mad about that, by the way.
The fact that we don't know what they're doing with that money, right? I'm furious. How do you do that? I'm furious. They're crooks. Oh, dude, it makes me really upset that we don't know what they're doing with that dough. New cup holders. Yeah. New cup holders in new Mercedes. And just the fact that they don't have to tell us. They don't have to. They don't have to. How is that possible that they don't have to? Because that's our money. That's taxpayer money. Can't President Barack Obama... Oh, he's so good. Can't he go in there and go... Well, you have to tell us what you're doing with it. I hope so, Mike. And if you don't, then we'll jail you and torture you. Sounds good to me. Here's some of the text messages that we're getting at 35253. Mikey, how about when you call someone and they don't answer, but then they send you a text? That's annoying. That's P1 Ryan's mom. I have no problem with that. Well, isn't that hypocrisy? That bugs me. That is hypocrisy. Also, good, kind lady. Because it's the exact opposite of what you were saying before. You want it one way, but you don't want it the other. But in this way, it works for me. You're the worst. That is awful. That's awesome. I prefer, you know, the non...
I prefer the non-intimate form of communication. Non-verbal. Yes. The less personal form of communication. Mikey, how about people who talk on your cell phone voicemail like it's some kind of old school answering machine as if you could hear them? In other words, they're saying into your cell phone voicemail, hey, can you pick up? Yeah. Who does that? My mother-in-law. No way. I was going to say my dad. No way. Are you home? son. Oh, that's funny. No, dad, I'm on my... Can't hear this. Never mind. Mikey, I have to call back since I drive all day. Have they invented hands-free texting yet? It's P1 Steve, and congrats to Eddie on the new baby. Hey, what's up? Yeah, hands-free texting would work. I'm sure all of us, I know that all of us are obeying new law. No texting. So far, so good for me.
I am. Me too. Mike, don't you have a thing on your iPhone that does something like that? What? Like you can dictate and it writes a text. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's an application that you can get called Jot, but it doesn't work that good because sometimes, you know, instead of saying, what are we having for dinner? It's like the florist is available at three. The person that you put that to is like, what are you talking about? And then they call you. Good reason to call someone. Rob, let it go. No problem. Zethia Notes is in charge of the music beds, and this is what he chose. Hey, listen, you can text us right now if you want to, and we'll probably get it and read it on the air. 35253 is the text number. You can call us, and there's a good chance, and you stand a good chance of getting on the air. What I'd like you to call me about right now is wuss rap jute. Okay, so if you're a white guy, okay, and you know rap music,
Call us at 570-1053 and we'll play Wuss Rap Jukebox. When we come back, dudes, there's another hottie back on the block. She was engaged. She's not anymore. She called off the engagement. She's back on the block. Who is it? And do you think she's a hottie? We'll tell you when we come back. Morning, family. This is The Mikey Show. Hang on a second. Is this where I sign in for the worldwide inter-global micro-macro-economics? No, pause. Is the word hottie really still? I mean, Eddie, no, right? Not at all. I didn't have the heart to tell you. You know what, though? I said it, and I was like, that sounds really dumb. And back on the block isn't a saying. Oh, back on the block's not a saying? It's back on the market. You don't need to pile on. That is absolutely piling on. I know. There was eight guys on the tackle already. Yep. I didn't say anything. You brought it up. Personal foul. Unnecessary. Unnecessary. Yes.
So what is the new term if somebody's hot? You can just say they're hot, dude. That's probably the coolest thing to do, right? You can say that. I say we come up with something new. I think hottie is lame, but there's got to be something better than, how about that extraordinarily hot looking girl? That's just dumb. There's got to be some cool catch-all. Is she badger? That's not a saying. Is she badger? What's up? Is she badger? I need it explained to her. What is that? Don't use that mic. I just like it. Yo, that chick is badger. Okay. She's, uh, I don't know. What's up, man? Wait, the mercury's rising. Yeah. What? What? Because it's hot around here. She's hot. I love that the two girls are like, I, I, what is this? Like they got to take a chemistry class to get that one. You can say she's smoking. Didn't we say that in 1984? I swear that's good. Is this where I sign in for the Worldwide Interglobal Micro Macroeconomic Conference? Yes, but the Worldwide Interglobal Micro Macroeconomic Conference is a gathering of leading financial experts. And you seem to be a burrito. Actually, I'm the cheesy double beef burrito from Taco Bell. You do sound delectable. But can you describe your economic theory?
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What happened? Well, I'm glad you asked. Texas' Colt McCoy hit a last-second touchdown to lead UT to a 24-21 win over Ohio State. Of course he did, dude. That's the way they do it, okay? Colt McCoy, dude. Colt McCoy is going to be a fabulous professional football player, okay? Yeah, that's great, dude. He's probably going to be taken in the first round. Yeah, dude. Had a whole cross, dude. Dude, don't start talking about Holy Cross the bad way, bro. That's where you went to school, and that's a great school, okay? Yeah, dude. They don't even have a Division I program, all right? You know what they do have, though? What's that? They've got a great agriculture department. Some of the leading minds in this country in the Division of Agriculture have come from that school. You know who went there? Leon Panetta, okay? Great kid. Obama just selected him for the cabinet. Holy Cross, thank you. That's for you, buddy. That's not true. I love you, dude. That's not true. That's true. He didn't go there. He went to Texas, actually. Welcome back. Before we went to break, we said that we were going to be telling you who's back on the market, guys. Every man listening right now has a chance, if you're single, to be with who, Skye? Jennifer Love Hewitt. Your body's a wonderland. That's right. Her body is a wonderland. The girl that that song was written for. Yep.
Yeah, she was dating this guy for about two years. They were so in love. And then back in November of 07, they got engaged but never announced a wedding date. And then they broke up over the holidays and have called off their engagement. She's unlucky in love. She has been through a lot of dudes. Yeah. Relationships do not work out. She was with John Mayer. It didn't work. I think she's attracted to a certain type of guy. What's that? The guy that doesn't commit and the guy that has wandering. Wandering peepers. Peepers. You know what I'm talking about? You reading between the lines here? Oh, yeah. I'm checking up what you're putting down. Oh, yeah. When the boo heard that on the news last night, he practically jumped off the couch. There you go, babe. There's your shot. You get it. There it is. More power to him. You know what else I hate with the texting? I hate lens. I hate when somebody sends me a text and they don't pre-read it. Like, dude, I don't even understand what this says. You know what I mean? You got to call him. I know. Nice, Rob. Nice. Every time. Stop it. You're ridiculous. Stop it. The Mikey Show is proud to present Wuss Rap Jukebox. Come on. Because white guys and rap don't mix, it's Wuss Rap Jukebox. That's what makes it funny, though. The fact that white guys and rap don't mix is what makes it funny. Oh, yeah.
There is nothing better than a white dude that loves hip-hop, R&B, and rap music. Yeah. Singing it. It's usually something we only get to hear when we're a passenger in their car. You know, their Nissan with the big, big rims on it. Right. And the thumping stereo. We were next to a car the other day, man, and it was thumping so loud that it was like moving, you know, like our windows were going. Was it a white guy? It was a white dude. Was it Gabe? It was a white dude. Does he do that? Does your brother Gabe do that? Dude, the system in his car, you can hear him. I live, you know, in a neighborhood off a main street. And you can hear him coming down the main street. So obnoxious. And then you just hear it keep getting louder and louder. You can't even ride with him. It's deafening. Like, it's not safe to have it. See, I don't understand.
I don't understand the appeal. Does it feel good? Is that what it is? It feels good? It just sounds good? I don't know. I guess. I don't know. Let's do some worship. It's the ladies. Oh, yeah. It's like Musk. It's like Musk. Let the romance begin. P1 John is on the line. John, how are you? I'm doing good today. How are you guys? Sweet, dude. Now, you are a rap fan, obviously, right? Oh, yeah. And you are a white guy. Yeah. All right. All right. Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to play you a clip of a song. And when the song stops abruptly, you take over. All right? Now, there's only a couple of rules that we have. First rule is we don't want to hear you say that you cannot hear it. You can hear it. People use this as an excuse. But you can hear it. Second of all, if you don't know the lyrics that come when that song stops, make something up and be creative. Okay? All right.
You're going to be judged by Eddie, Sky, and Sean. They are your professional judges in Wuss Rap Jukebox, and they will tell you whether or not you have achieved Wuss Rap-ness, I guess, right? Is that how you would say it? Gangsta status. Gangsta status. There you go. Here you go. All right, so here's a little story I got to tell about seven dope DJs I know so well. They rock us every morning all across SD. Yeah, I want to be a P1 on the Mikey Show and rock 105.3. Drop it like it's hard. Drop it like it's hard. Drop it like it's hard. When the pigs try to get at you. Park it like it's hard. Park it like it's hard. Park it like it's hard. It's working an angle. Let's see that. I mean, there's definitely an angle being worked. And we just have to see if the angle worked or if the angle didn't work. Interesting. Eddie. Yo. Yo. Da. Yeah.
was whack. That was whack, yo. That was like the easiest little rhyme you had to do with. Come on, man. It was like we've been rolling in. We got like the same matching Adidas sweatsuits. And yours is a knockoff, yo. It's not Adidas instead of Adidas, yo. Whack. Yeah. Yeah, I got it. My colleague, that was whack. Well, wait a minute. I mean, we're doing rap jukebox, which is very urban, and she's in vain with her colleague. Maybe the whitest thing I've ever heard. Just because we're African-American, we can't be professional. Okay, hold on. What do you mean by we? Yeah. Yeah. Horrible. Finally, Sean.
Yo, man. That's it. Hey, look. Uh-oh. You invited me over to check out your grills. And I said, hey, man, I'm down with that. And I came over. And you showed me your Weber. And I was like, hey. Sorry, dude. Sorry. Sorry, P1 John. But you are not up to gangsta standards today. P1 Scott. Hey, what's up, man? What's up, dude? Pretty good. How you doing? I'm doing good. I hope you are better at this than John. I hope that you know rap music a little bit. Please. You better believe it. All right, dude. Just wait for the clip to stop and then you start. Here we go. It's Friday night and I'm at a rave again. Picking up Scott and I say I'm a Harley Davidson. So close. Not what I expected at all. Not what I expected at all, Scott. But I don't know. You know, Scott, the judges may be favorable with you. Could be. Eddie? Yo, yo, yo. What's up with you, man? I'd be rolling to your house and I'd be like, yo, what's up, man? Put on some Snoop. And you put on peanuts. Yes. Whack. Whack.
Sky. Yeah, this dude's so white, he sweats powdered milk. Okay, that's how white you are. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry, dude. And finally, Sean. Sean? That was absolutely terrible. In fact, it was so bad. How bad was it? I don't know. Actually, I don't have a set up. Let's move on. T1 Paradise, are you there? Hey, gang. How you doing? Come on, man. Paradise, maybe you will be the person that redeems the last two callers. Maybe. This is it, man. This is the reason why you're going to keep this gig going. Yeah, man. Do you know rap music? I know it inside and out, brother. All right. When the clip stops, you start. Here we go.
Pickle in my nickel, and that's why I'm sickle with it. That's why I'm down. I'm the clown. I'm the fool in town. And my sound's laid down by the underground. Clothes and faces in the room. Clothes and faces. But he said inside and out. In the room. He said inside and out. Should I give him another try with a different one? No. What? No. Give me one more try, dog. Try this one. This is how we do it in today and tonight. Come on now. This is how we do it. Oh, this is how we do it, y'all. Eddie just mouthed the curse word. Eddie's not enthused. Eddie's not enthused with this guy. Listen, I'm the most cornbread Mexican on the planet, and I hear that. Okay? Eddie? Yo, yo, yo. No!
Doesn't even have the energy to yo, yo, yo. That was whack, yo. That was whack, yo. Dude, I'd be rolling over. I'd be like, yo, hook me up with a 40 and you give me two 20s. I'd be like, I ain't be hating on it. I ain't be hating on it, but I want it, you know what I'm saying? This guy. Yeah, I go over to kick it. This guy says, hey, we're going to smoke some. Yeah. Turns out he smokes for medical reasons. Not even for recreation. Not even for recreation. Wow. Wow. Please. Sean. Only got one thing to say, Mike. Oh, shut up. That did not help. Don't do it. Careful, careful. Didn't help. No. Only got one thing to say, Mike. What's that? Mama said, knock you out. Well, then there it is. That was such a discreet. That there's no white guys and no rap music. You know what I mean? Our phone number here is 570-1053. Our text number is 35253. When we come back, Boston Rob, and you got Rob. Yeah. There we go. He was out on the street yesterday asking people what were their New Year's resolutions. And if you want to, you can see it online. It's at MikeyShow.com. You can actually view the video. When we come back, I have some pretty crazy audio for you.
When we come back, I'm going to be playing you this audio from the CS or MSNBC host that made a very inappropriate joke about Steve Jobs, who's the CEO of Apple. The guy's real sick. And this dude makes a joke, you know, ill-timed joke on TV, live TV. And you'll get to hear how his colleagues reacted to it. The Mikey Show continues. Thank you for being big enough to laugh at yourself this morning. The San Diego Boat Show is back January 8th through the 11th at the Convention Center and Marriott Marina. See the latest in luxury yachts, power and sailboats, ski and wakeboards, kayaks, and fishing gear. There's no better place to shop, compare, and save. New this year is the Affordability Pavilion, featuring boats for under $2.50 a month, green boating zone, and an awesome wakeboard stunt show. Get discount tickets online at sandiegoboatshow.com. That's sandiegoboatshow.com.
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For Steelers, James Harrison wins the NFL Defensive Player of the Year award. Let's see. Oh, when we went to break, I told you that there is this that's going around. And it's from CNBC, Sky? I believe so, yeah. CNBC. Yeah. And the guy's name is Dennis Neal that's on CNBC. Now, first... Sky, update us on what the deal is with Steve Jobs. Well, you know, it's been rumored for a while that Steve Jobs is really sick because he kind of it kind of looks like he's been wasting away. Like if you see him, he is so thin and kind of sickly looking. And he had suffered from pancreatic cancer a while back. And so, you know, as the CEO of such a huge company as Apple, you know, there was lots of rumors about, oh, my gosh, you know, what if he's sick again? What if he dies? Like, what would that mean for the company? And so Apple released a statement yesterday saying that Steve Jobs has a hormone imbalance that had basically been robbing his body of proteins that he needs to be healthy. So they say it's just a nutritional problem. He's being treated now and he should be better.
not cancer, so everything's okay. And that actually made Apple's stock go up about 4% yesterday. Okay, so this guy is on CNBC live television. He's got people on the show with him. Makes this announcement. Cut nine. Shares of Apple soaring today after the tech giant releases new details about the health of its CEO, Steve Jobs. CNBC's Silicon Valley Bureau Chief, Jim Goldman. Joins us with more gems. So the way I understand it, Steve Jobs, all this was about PMS, something like that? Dennis. Oh, gosh. Permodal imbalance? Sorry. Nice. Okay, don't go there. Don't we have like a 10-second delay for you? Unfortunately not. Apparently not. Maybe tomorrow we will, though. You gotta love cable. Oh, my gosh. Sounded very comfortable. Yeah. Very, very comfortable. Yeah, that is not cool. I wonder if the dude's in any trouble. Oh. Oh. Because it didn't sound like anybody really dug it. No. You know what I mean? No one had his back on that. Yeah. That wasn't even close. They were all driving the bus that ran over him. Yeah. He's like, hey, I'm just kidding. Sorry, bad joke. Yes. Ill-timed. Wow. Really, right? Yeah. You guys ready for a little You Got Robbed? Oh.
Out onto the street. You can see this at MikeyShow.com if you'd like. Send him out onto the street and he talks to just your average everyday Joe. And it's whatever's going on in the world. Talk to him about the day's events. And right now, New Year's resolutions are kind of fresh on everybody's mind. And so he's out there with a cameraman. And he's also got a microphone. And the first person he talked to was Dave. And I'm out here with Dave. Dave, did you make any 2009 resolutions? Yeah, I want to get in shape a little bit. Getting a little out of shape this past year. Yeah, so you're trying to, you know, just buff up. Maybe just hit the gym. That's funny because my New Year's resolution is to try to get out of shape. I want to stay away from gyms. I don't even want to watch, like, Bullflex commercials. That makes sense. You're in perfect shape right now. Oh, why thank you. Hello. And I had one more resolution. It's to try to stay out of the sun. I don't want to get sunburnt at all. I well up until a long time ago. I get a second to do something. It's a ridiculous notion and I kind of just made it up. You got robbed. How dare you.
I don't even get that. Oh, you're so stupid. I don't even get my own joke. Mikey, explain it. Is there a story? Please explain that. Shut up. The next person that he talked to was P1 Josh. In three, two, one, go me. All right. Why the queuing of himself? Why did you queue yourself? And why doesn't he edit that out? Isn't that kind of the point that it's supposed to be edited out? Wait, wait, wait. Josh. Josh, did you make any New Year's resolutions this year for 2009? Not yet. It's still up in the air. Still up in the air? Can I run by one of mine to you? Go ahead. Okay, so I'm thinking this year. I'm going to start closing the door while I go number two. Seems there's a theme. I mean, did I do something to you?
I thought we said friends in 09. He does the same thing. We don't know. No, he doesn't. We've talked about it many times here. He's never mentioned it. Hang on a second. How do we know? Maybe I started doing it over the break. That's right. Maybe he heard that you did it, thought it sounded great, and decided he wanted to give it a try. That is a lie. Apparently, it does not smell like freshly baked cinnamon buns like I once thought. Or at least not. I guess mine probably smells the same. You are so dumb. Thank you, Bob. Next up, you and Bob. All right, I'm out here with Bob Lampert. Bob, how are you today? Lampert Construction. Thank you very much. All right, I'm out here with Bob Lampert. Bob, how are you today? Oh, I'm just fine. It sounds like you got an accent. Are you from a particular place back north or back east? Back north. All my friends back north give me a hard time. Well, I guess the equator. Yankee hater country, Boston. Just my type of person. Bob, can I ask you, do you got any New Year's resolutions for 2009? Exactly. They hate the Yankees more this year than they did last year. This is for real.
Dude, this guy. Is this your Uncle Boy? Thank you. No kidding. I like this guy so much. 422 million reasons why. That's precisely the number of reasons he has. And I'm going to try to add to that. You know, one of my New Year's resolutions this year was to try to get Eric Mangini fired. And it looks like that already came true. So I guess I'm with you. Let me give you a handshake right here. I'm with you. I'm just going to keep continuing to hate the Yankees. You notice that the accent comes down once. When he's talking to somebody that's from Boston. Bob, you are wicked awesome. Now go pack your car. Finally, he talks to Keith. All right, I'm here with Keith Frost. Keith, I love your t-shirt. Let me tell everybody at home that's viewing. It says Dropkick Murphy is one of the greatest bands ever. For real? Is this just the Boston segment? It's not my fault. These are the people that... You're looking for a certain type. Is that the deal? Boston, Irish punk band. Anyways, I'm getting off topic. What were we talking about? We were talking about newer's resolutions, I think. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So did you make any? Yes, I made the same resolution I make every year, which is to not make resolutions. I wish I had your willpower, whatever that means. My resolution is that I'm trying not to flood my apartment anymore. Oh! Okay, now you're one of the best playing.
I see there's a theme. What theme? There appears to be a theme. How do you do that? You just pass out and leave the bathtub running. I had a chronic case of it last year, so I think this year that would be my resolution to try not to ruin everything in my house by water. Just don't bathe. You're so stupid. Oh, my God. It's fantastic. 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. Hey, if you want to call our answering machine, you can do that too. 858-715-1923. When we come back, we are going to be telling you what kind of shenanigans we're going to be doing with the Chargers headed to the playoffs this weekend against the Steelers. We knew we were going to do something. We'll tell you what it is next. when we come back. Another thing I want to do is tell you about why exactly people are upset with Obama's pick for CIA director. Why does everybody, people are in an uproar. You sound like you have whining little kids. This is the Mikey Show. And now, another reason to switch to Geico. Instead of paying more for car insurance, you'd rather pay less. Call you crazy, but for some strange reason, you like saving money.
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Mikey, I bought a Simmons Beautyrest Cunningham pillow top over at Sleep Train two weeks ago, and it was just an amazing experience. The salesperson gave me 10% off before he even knew I was in there for the Mikey show. And then I used the Ace card and said, oh, Mikey told me to come in, and I got an additional 10. So all in all, I saved 20% on the mattress. And I bought it at Mission Valley at 11 o'clock. They had it delivered and installed in Chula Vista by 2.30 on the same day. That's rad. And what's even more amazing, since it was a Cunningham pillow top, it was personally delivered by Richie Cunningham and Patsy Weber. It was just an amazing experience. That's awesome. Hey, how do you like sleeping on it? It's amazing. I've never had any problems sleeping before, but with the new mattress, it's even better. It's completely amazing. I would recommend Sleep Train to all the P1s out there. And Richie Cunningham and Potsy Weber delivered it. Absolutely. You can definitely meet Richie and Potsy if you get the Cunningham pillow top. There you go. That's beautiful. Hey, dude, I appreciate it. Thank you for calling. Thanks, Mikey. We'll see you.
Once I'm out on somebody, I'm out. Yeah. Sean. Hold on. You're making me sound like I'm crazy. I'm out. Be Rizzle. Go me. All right. That's right. Go you. And Ashley. Um, I'm a laughy person. The Mikey Show's on. Oh, we are messed up in the head. Rock 105.3. Back at some Mikey Show at 7.33. Well, this is scary. Due to California's budget deficit, we maybe issued IOUs instead of tax. refunds this year. Arizona wide receiver Anquan Bolden has a strained left hamstring and his status is uncertain for Saturday night's playoff game at Carolina. So what's the deal, Sky? Why are people upset about who Obama is picking for the CIA director? Turns out it's Osama Bin Laden. That's not a good choice. I'll tell you right now. That's hilarious. Bad choice.
Well, his name is Leon Panetta. He used to be the White House chief of staff for Bill Clinton. And they're upset because he pretty much has no direct intelligence experience. He has a lot of administrative experience, a lot of political experience. But as far as... But he's not intelligent. Well, no, he's intelligent. He has no intelligence. He just isn't. experienced in intelligence. Why would we need that? Yeah, and basically insiders are saying Obama didn't want to pick anybody currently in the CIA because he wanted a change. That would make too much sense. He disagreed so much with all the torturing and stuff that went on that he didn't want anyone who was involved or condoned any of that. So he went outside of that, and some Democrats are even going, what about this choice? Can I take back my vote? No. Dianne Feinstein, who will head the Senate Intelligence Committee, said yesterday that she was surprised by the announcement. It's pronounced.
Frankenstein. No, it's Feinstein. And she learned of the news through the media, just like everybody else. I misunderstood. I totally misunderstood what was going on there. She was not happy that she had not been informed or consulted about this new pick. So there you go. Well, we are going to be having a little fun on Thursday. Oh, yeah. Because San Diego Chargers played in the playoffs again this weekend. They've advanced. They're going to face the Steelers. And yesterday I read that article from the Pittsburgh Gazette that was really saying that the Chargers have no chance. In fact, they were looking past the Chargers already and talking about what it'll be like to play the Ravens. In the AFC Championship. Oh, man. Thank you. And so, you know, it's upset some people. And so we figured, why don't we do something to kind of let you get your aggressions out? Take out your frustrations. And what better way to do that than to beat Boston Rob with a stick? I love it. I like where you're going. So far, so good. I'm in on that. Well, what we're going to do is we're going to...
hoist him up on a crane. And we are going to make a human pinata out of him. I don't like pinatas. They're fun. It's going to be a lot of fun, yeah. And what we'll do is we're going to put Boston Rob in a Steelers outfit. Oh, okay. This is good. And we're going to have the news come out and watch. And we're going to hoist them up. And we're going to let P1s come down here and take a whack at the piñata. Now, with any piñata. Yeah. Candy. Candy, right? Yeah. I mean, that's the point. You whack that piñata and a bunch of candy falls out, right? Love it. And so not only are we going to have candy falling out of Boston, Rob, we're going to have some cool prizes. Oh. Like what? His lower intestines? No. Number one. Not even a cool prize. His spleen. Yeah. That's funny, isn't it, Mom? Thank you. What we're going to do is we're going to have prizes like, how about a couple of copies of our new Best Of CD, Sweet Berry Wine? How about maybe some Charger t-shirts? That'd be cool, right? And how about any other prize that we can get? Autographed Charger swag we got. Oh, really? Yeah. Hello. Awesome. So this is what we're going to do.
Now, you know that when we put these things together, we like to go big or go home. And so that's why we've gotten a crane to do this. And Boston Rob will be hoisted up on it, and everyone is invited. Thursday morning, 7 o'clock, behind the radio station in our usual staging area. Awesome! Boston Rob becomes a human piñata. and you get to take a shot at him. He's not saying that much. No way, Jose. Well, because that article didn't upset me. I got no ties to this. No, it's fine. That's fine. It upset Charger fans. Yeah, that's why you're a piñata. Yeah, you won't be taking a slug at you. It'll be Charger fans that are irritated. That's a good point. Because everybody else is upset, so we had to find the one guy who wasn't upset. There you go. Exactly. I heard that he was the real writer of the article. Oh, my God. I heard that, too. That is true. Well, if that's the case. The check is up. So on Thursday, we invite you to come out and have your way. Wear your charging gear because you're going to be on TV. Yep. And take a whack at the Pittsburgh piñata.
So what are we talking? Are we going to put Robbie in a little Pittsburgh onesie? What are we talking? Oh, that's a good call. I would love a Pittsburgh onesie. He's way too small. We have to wait until he grows. He's so cute. That's right. Well, maybe we can swaddle him in a little Pittsburgh blanket. A little Pittsburgh swaddle. That'd be cute. way, you get to come down and take a whack, win some prizes, get on TV, and it'll be pretty cool. That's awesome. Rob becomes a human pinata, and it was so fun watching him yesterday in the office. Such a good sport. Totally. He's game for anything. Anything you want. Anything you guys want. Just happy to be working in radio, guys. Happy to be in the industry. Hoist me up. So we can't wait to do that. Oh, grab me a river. Oh, you guys. I barely care. Skye went to lunch yesterday with her husband, who she calls the boo. Yes, he's the best. She went to lunch with him to Red Robin. Oh, their French onion soup is delish. I was going to ask you, what'd you get? French onion soup at Red Robin? That's weird, yeah.
Wow, skies look hurt. Hurt confused. What's your problem? I didn't even know they had soup there. I mean, really? Hey, king of soup. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, king of soup. It's not called soup, Robin. I don't even know. It is good. I recommend it. Highly. What did you get? You're very picky. Oh, I get the same thing every time I go. Same exact thing. Fries with a side of fries. No, I get the soup and salad combo. I get the French onion and I upgrade my salad to the chicken tender salad with some ranch. You don't get a hamburger at Red Robin? Never once. I never have either. It's not called Hamburger Robin. It should be. It's called Red. I eat Red when I'm there. It's just, I don't like it when people go to establishments that specialize in something and they don't get what they specialize. You don't go to KFC for a burrito. Thank you. They got Taco Bell and KFC. You don't offer a burrito. You see what I'm saying? Don't do that. Sometimes a long John Silver. Yeah, I've seen that. You don't go to McDonald's for their chicken. You go to McDonald's for their burgers. Oh, I do. I sure do. That's all I get at McDonald's is the chicken. It's ridiculous, dude. It was good. Hey, anybody see that new show last night?
That's Superstars in Dance. Yes. Because I saw it during football. Yes. During football over the weekend, they were promoting it like crazy. Yep. Dan? Stupid? Sky, talk about it. Sky didn't like it. I can tell. Well, either did I. Oh, you didn't like it either? Well, I'd like Sky. I had some high hopes for said show. I was really excited to see, you know, different cultures and their dance. Yeah, I mean, you'd think they'd pick the best dancers from all around. And to me, they picked the worst dancers from every country. Because basically they do like... From each country, they do a solo. Sean, you watched it? I watched it. Oh, yeah. Of course you did. Of course. So from each country, they do. Shut up. Hey, Eddie. Was it Ukrainian? He was critiquing. Come on. Did they have Russian? They did have Russian dancers, and they were terrible. Did you say at any point during that, this is not the proper way to do this? I could do better. I pretty much did, yeah.
Oh, that's funny. So from each country, they do like a solo dance, a couple dance, and then a group dance. And like for America, the solo dancer they picked was this dude who did like popping. And he basically stood there the whole time and like did this. Like not even with the beat of the music. Is that the idea that you're supposed to laugh because they're real bad? No. Or is the idea that they're supposed to look good? It's superstars of dance. Is Cloris Leachman on it? No. And then this is just my personal theory. But so they have a judge from each country. And when your country performs, your judge can't vote. You know, only the other country. That's a good idea. So like in the beginning, everyone was giving good scores. But then when like bad scores, like say Australia. would give a bad score to China. Then when Australia would come up, China would give a bad. And so now everyone's bitter and they're not even judging on what's actually happening. It's shanky, dude. I tell you, I can't understand dance. Every time I watch dance on TV, I'm like, they look good to me. You hated it, Ash? And one of the hosts is Miss America.
Or whatever, Miss USA. Like, why is she, you know, like they have Michael Flannery or whatever. Michael? What? Michael Flannery. Flannery. Isn't that a friend of ours? Well, they've got like that Suzy chick from MTV. Was she Miss America? I don't know. But there's some chick from MTV and she's the interview girl, which is stupid. And like the host is like. Some British guy, whatever, boring, Irish. Lord of the dance? Yes, the lord of the dance. But boring. I mean, he just brings nothing to it. His name is very appropriate, Flatley. It's too much, too many judges, so they can't really elaborate, and then the judges get competitive with each other, like Sky said, which makes it unfair. All I know is that when I was watching football this last weekend, they were promoting that show like it was... Next big thing. Dude, I was so ready. Yeah. How'd the monks do, though? Yeah. Did the monks get out there and start dancing? The monks? They did not do Yao Ming monks or something? Shaolin monks. Shaolin monks got out there. Yao Ming monks. I thought they were going to break dance on linoleum. Yeah, that's what they said. Okay. Zeth watched the Texas-Ohio State game. Oh. Was it good? It was real good. Of course it was, dude. Texas won. Oh, great. You know why? They're gentlemen. They were. Hook them.
That's right. Hook them horns. They wear... Burn orange. They wear ties and they wear business suits like gentlemen. That's the way Mac likes it, bro. Let's see. President... What did you watch? Another money show. Are you going to say The Bachelor, dude? I watched The Bachelor last night. Oh, my God. Start of the season. Maybe the craziest season that will ever be. It's nuts. It was the normal crazy chicks, you know, where he was meeting them and all that stuff. Well, this bachelor is the guy that got, like, dumped at the end of last season. So they brought him back to be the bachelor. Well, the chick, Deanna... Oh, he got dumped on the bachelorette. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the chick didn't... She didn't choose him, she chose some other dweeb. And we've reported that their relationship's already over. The Bachelorette. Well, this chick, Deanna, comes back. They show scenes from the upcoming season. She comes back while the guy's in the middle of his season and tells him she made a mistake and she wants him now. And that's going to happen during the course of this season.
And this dude's like a single dad. He's the first parent to be on the show. So, of course, all the chicks are like, whatever. It's like, what's his son's name? Ty. Oh, how's Ty? Where's Ty? Like, get your sucking up to him. You don't care where Ty is. Since this dude was already on TV, then they all know him. They know about him. So there's a couple of things going on. A, even if they didn't know him, they would want to be the one because they're all competitive and catty. That's the idea of the show. And the other deal is that now he's somewhat of a celebrity because he's been on TV already. So this chick's trying to convince him that she's not like a stalker, cut 14. I'm so happy to be here. I want you to know that. You look really happy. So let's talk. Tell me more about yourself. Yeah, so I'm a dental hygienist. I'm 29. Every 29-year-old woman is a dental hygienist. I've been looking at your MySpace page. I'm totally not a stalker. And your younger brother, Larry, right? Is he dating a Shannon? Or is he married to a Shannon? I just want to tell you some things I love about you. Okay.
Hi, you're so generous. You're sincere. You're sweet. Do you feel like you know me already? I know. Listen to me. I totally feel like a stalker. But I did my homework because I'm never going to settle. I'm all about taking a leap of faith just like you said you are. I'm here for you. And I totally want to fall in love. And I love how you're family oriented. And I'm so ready to have children. Jason, you have beautiful teeth. Thank you. Beautiful teeth. Thank you very much. So are you. Every guy listening right now, every single guy in your car right now will agree with this. And every lady listening right now, please take heed. That's creepy. Yeah, write that down. That's a turn off. But he gave her a rose. Get out of here. She must have been hot. Was she really gorgeous? She's so creepy. Wow. Good times. What they do when they cast these shows is they get, Women, some women that are, you know, really genuine, beautiful, talented, intelligent, articulate women. Then they also get whack jobs. Yeah. Big time. Because they make good whack jobs. Yeah, really good. They're all beautiful. Oh, yeah. They're all beautiful. But what they do is they get a couple of whack jobs. Then they get some girls that are just weird and kind of quirky. Yeah. And they make them live in a house together. That's right. That's awesome. Listen to this girl, Jillian. Oh.
They're all extraordinarily mature. All of the women that they cast on TV shows to meet a guy and fall in love with him are extraordinarily mature women. And so when they are going through the process of falling in love and meeting somebody, they try to use the most mature philosophy in moving forward with love as they possibly can. Cut 15. Theory about hot dog toppings. I can tell what kind of guy a guy is based on his favorite hot dog toppings. And we're going to test it out tonight. Ketchup guy is like a good, strong, loyal, loving guy. Loves his mom. Talks to her several times a week. Ketchup guy. Ketchup guy. Sourcoat guy is the guy that all of us girls go for. He's the bad guy. Onion guy, but he never gets married. And he's kind of like that rude. The mustard guy is the guy that we all want to settle down with. Because he's part sauercoat, part ketchup. Jason? Okay. I think it's...
I was going to say a lot about Jason when I see him put on his hot dog, where they put some mustard first or ketchup or onions. I hope Jason is a mustard guy. I think we've slow roasted these wieners enough. If a wiener gets over, it does not function properly. Skye, what's the divorce rate? 50%. Is it 50%? By the way, she got a rose, too. Are you kidding me? Wow. So bad. He kept her around. Yeah. Really good looking. He put mustard on his hot dog. 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. When we come back, I'm going to tell you who's... This is big news today, man. This was on the front of CNN. Two celebrities, and actually more than two celebrities, right, Sky? Their Twitter account. First of all, we'll explain to many of you what Twitter is. I'm trying to figure it out, and I'm on it. I have no idea what that is. I Twitter, but I'll explain. I'll explain what Twitter is, and then I'm going to explain to you whose Twitter accounts were hacked. Now, the couple names I'm going to give you are two of the biggest celebrities in the world. What? In the world. Not in the United States. In the world.
And their accounts were hacked. We'll tell you who it is when we come back. And also when we come back. The Obamas have been told that they cannot stay at the guest house. At the White House. They need it. Their kids just started school. They need it. They've been told no. We'll tell you why when we come back. He used to eat a lot of natural food. And to learn most people's real causes. Mikey. Hey, dude. Wow, what's with the three-piece corduroy suit? Alternative energy. See, my cable intro rate expired and I needed some extra cash. So I thought, why not harness the power of static electricity to sell to the power companies? Or you could switch to AT&T. My bundle didn't have an intro rate. My rate started low and stayed low. Besides, I don't think you can create electricity out of static. Oh, yeah? Just watch what happens when I hop on the treadmill. See? I'm generating enough power to light that light bulb.
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The Cubs have agreed to a three-year, $30 million contract with former Padres crazy outfielder Milton Bradley. So before we went to break, we said that a couple of Twitter accounts have been hacked. Twitter is a website. It's one of these social networking websites. It is? MySpace, Facebook, Twitter. And the way that Twitter works is, Eddie, you know how when you're on Facebook, you can put your status? Yeah. You say it always says your name and then it says the word is and you just put what you're doing. Twitter is just that. So it's all it is, is you're updating your status. So you're constantly seeing people's status is updating. Wow. And you're following them and you're seeing what they're up to. So you can sign on to it at any time and you can see what your friends are up to. And they have applications on your phone for Twitter.
Yeah, they're called tweets. The messages you send from your cell phones or your IMs. They're called tweets. That is correct. That is correct. And you just let people know what you're doing. You're limited to 140 characters, so you have to keep it really brief about what's going on there. That's all you do on Twitter. So, pretty cool, right? No. Oh. Eddie, you're not down? No. You are not down with it. Not at all. You're not a Twitter. Not at all. How come? Ever. I don't like that part of Facebook. Yeah. It kind of annoys me. You don't like seeing that? You can turn it off. You can turn it off so you don't have to see what people are doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have no idea. I'm not on there enough. Yeah. You can turn it off so you don't have to see. You can control what you see from your friends. Oh. If you don't want to see what they're doing every five seconds, you can tell I don't care. I don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And for me... I prefer this sort of relationship. Wow. Where I'm keeping in contact with people by knowing what, otherwise I'd never know what they were up to. But it's usually goofy. Like, you know. No matter how ridiculously innocuous it is, I'm usually somehow, oddly interested. Intrigued. If somebody says, if it says, my friend Bill, is pulling into Jack in the Box, I don't know why.
But I'm somehow interested that Bill is pulling into Jack in the Box. I'm somehow a voyeur into his own life by by him, you know, admitting it or saying it or whatever. And people dig it. That's why these things exist, because for whatever reason, people really like to keep track of you and what you're up to from moment to moment. And that's really the idea of Twitter. is that you know what people are doing from moment to moment if they do it a lot, if they Twitter a lot. But two people apparently Twitter. Well, more than two people. But two very famous people had their Twitter accounts hacked. Sky, who is it? Barack Obama. and Britney Spears. Oh, jeez. As well as over 30 other people had their Twitter accounts hacked yesterday and inappropriate messages posted. Barack Obama has a Twitter account? Yeah, dude. Like, doesn't, shouldn't he be, like, doing stuff? Here's the thing. Right? Goofy off on Twitter? Twitter. He actually maintains it, you know what I mean? Twittering is actually a extremely...
useful tool for anybody that is in a position of influence so it's kind of smart to have one because people it locks people into you feel connected you feel connected to them and should we know what he's doing That seems weird to me. Yeah. Well, I don't think that we should know if he's planning an attack. You know what I mean? Not necessarily anything, really. Give me an example of what it would say. Barack is thinking about the game tonight and thinks Texas is going to bring it home. Oh, so it's more like personal stuff? Oh, yeah. It's all personal stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like if I Twittered right now. I would say, I'm thinking that Mexican food is a must-have tonight. And then people respond to it. People will start to respond to it. And then you see a network of your friends are talking about a topic or whatever. You know what I mean? And it lights a little spark. But if somebody gets into your Twitter account, they can start saying that...
You're pulling up to the Musty Busty Dragon. You know that place, the Musty Busty Dragon. I've never been, actually. It's Eddie's fave. Sounds shady. No, I've never been. What? It actually got shut down. It did? Musty Busty Dragon. Yeah, it got shut down last week. I have to call Cheryl. Wait, I thought you'd never been. Yeah. I have to call Cheryl. So. Yeah. So what were they saying? Well, some of the other accounts that were hacked was like an anchor at CNN, Rick Sanchez, his account. Oh, Rick. Sorry. Rick Sanchez. Who's that? He's just really over the top reporter on CNN. Fox News also had an account. How does Sean know everything? Isn't there an end to knowing something? Can't you eventually know everything and so there's nothing left to know? Does Sean have extra time in the day? Sean operates on 23 hour days or 29 hour days. You know what I mean? So on the Fox News Twitter they
posted a false message about Bill O'Reilly's sexuality. Oh, my. Britney Spears referenced her private parts. Maybe it really was her. I don't think it was her. Yeah, it wasn't her. Rick Sanchez talked about drug usage. So all of these things. So, yeah. So they say the way the accounts were compromised was a hacker got in there and was able to access the tool that you use when you forget your Twitter password. And, like, you request it and then they send it back to you. And so somehow was able to access that and then get the passwords to these accounts and send out these false messages. I would find. passwords of people. And I do find passwords of people fascinating. Totally. You know, and I don't know if you've ever done something with somebody where you're talking to them and you're helping them out with something and you go, hey, it needs your password. And they're like, you just want to give it to me or do you want to type it in yourself? No, I can give it to you. What is it? It's hotguy64. Whoa. Oh, hello. Your password is hotguy64?
Don't judge me. Just type it in. Just type it in. People's passwords are fantastic. So Twitter contacted all the people who had their accounts hacked, and they have since reset all their passwords. But it was very interesting. Let's see. We told you before we went to break that the Obamas want to, their kids are going to start school. Yeah, they actually started school yesterday. And in Washington, D.C., obviously. Yeah, that's where they're going to live. That's going to be their new home. So they wanted them to start school after winter break with all the other kids instead of coming in like, you know, making a scene. And so because this is going to happen, what they wanted to do was they wanted to use the guest house at the White House to kind of camp out.
and have their kids be going to school. Yeah, I guess traditionally the deal is, because inauguration is January 20th, the deal is January 15th normally is when the president-elect and family will move into the guest house and then five days later make the transition. But Obama went to the Bushes and said, hey, you know, my kids, I want to get them to school right at winter break, so can we please get in the guest house early? And they said, no, you cannot. Really? Yep. We're sorry, you must go stay in a hotel. We've already promised the guest house to somebody else. And they won't disclose, like, who's staying in the guest house or why specifically the Obamas can't get in there. But they basically said, nope, sorry, Charlie. That's a very special line right there. Is the hot phone to... Is this who I think it is? Yo, what's up, Maggie? I knew this was going to be a very special call. This is a number... that only people that hack into Twitter and very select folks that we give the number to from Mike's show have. This is the president, outgoing president, President George W. Bush. That's true. My Twitter account was hacked as well. It was? Somebody said that I was eating Honey Nut Cheerios, and that's not true.
I'm eating regular Cheerios. I don't appreciate that. But Honey Nut is so much better. Oh, you're wrong. Oh, they're so sweet and delicious. You're wrong. President Bush. Wait, that's a question. You're on the air, too, President Bush, just so you know. Just so you know. Hey, President Bush, since we have you on the phone. What's up, buddy? What is the deal with you saying no to the Obamas thing in the guest room? That's right. I said no. Yeah. Hey, Obama, it's called the audacity of nope. Take into it, buddy. The audacity of nope. Nope. I gotcha. You may have beaten me in 08, but I'll be back. 012 is right around the corner, Pee Wee. Oh, man. And he can't run again. He's the black peewee hermit. He is? He is. Can you picture him on the bike, you know, in a gray suit? No. Kind of, you know? No. Why doesn't he leave that guest house anyway? I mean, there's a residence inn right downtown. Oh, big boy getting too big for that kind of stuff? Okay, please. Peewee too big for his playhouse. Okay. A little whiner.
I can't stay in the pool house. Do you want a diaper? Come on, kid. Put your jersey on. Rub some mud on it. Keep crying. It doesn't sound like Wall Street. Oh, did I say something wrong? Bail me out. Hey, you want to know something? What? There's an actual reason why Obama can't stay in the guest house. It's because I've been crashing there lately. You have? Yeah, me and Laura, we're going through a little something right now. This is breaking news. Yeah, it's breaking news. Laura, she's mad at me because I threatened to bomb her book club. Why would you do that, Mary? Oh, to my defense, they're reading the audacity of hope. Let it go. That would do it. That would do it. Is that going to bomb you, Sky? Now he's going to bomb Laura? That's what I do. It's just bombing stuff. It's just bombing stuff. Really, do you go on websites? Yeah, do you go on bombing websites? Sorry. You know, Obama should be happy that he could be crashing in that house.
He's living in a deluxe apartment in the sky. What? No. I wouldn't. I wouldn't, President Bush. I wouldn't go there, President Bush. What happened? What happened? Just say it. I just happened. Who said what? You heard of that? I just said. A deluxe apartment in the sky is a reference to Jefferson. What are you talking about? They're putting words in my mouth. I am going to bomb your show. Stop talking about the bomb. You can't bomb my show. I'm going out of here on a high note. Something is the worst. Hi. Can we get serious for a second, Mike? Yes, please. Please. I didn't want anyone to know about this, but with all the media pressure, I guess it will come out sooner or later. What is it, President Bush? Well, here's the real deal why I can't let the Obamas use the guest house. What? Well, it's because... I've turned it into my scrapbooking studio.
You can't scrapbook like on the table. You have a whole room. Yeah, I got a lot of different parts. My favorite book is the one I did for our dogs, Barney and Miss Beasley. You're an idiot, President Bush. Ridiculous. So you like to bomb people and scrap them? Okay. All right, that's weird. That sure is weird. President Bush is the one. Yes. You're damn right I'm not letting Obama stay in the poor house. There's only one person I let stay in there. First name Fresh Prince, last name of Bel Air. West Philadelphia, born and raised. What up? Woof woof. Woof woof. Woof woof. Woof woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woo
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Guys trying to get more rest because this is it. You know, you lose and you go home, and that's the great thing about the playoffs. Back to the Mikey Show on The Rock. Rock 105.3. Oh, yeah, that's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My brother showed me a video that made me laugh so hard. You got to download. Go to YouTube and see if Kenny Loggins Forever is available. Eddie, do you remember that song? I don't. It made me laugh so hard. Sing it. Let's hear it. Forever in my heart. Forever you will be. Even when gone. You'll be here with me. Oh, yes, that's it. This video is hysterical. Did you get it? Zeth found it. Send that somehow. Hey, Sean. Go to YouTube.
You got it? Yeah. Get it on our website. It is one of the most hysterical videos ever. It starts out, you know, the very beginning of it is like this behind the scenes, blah, blah, blah. But then they get into an in-concert thing. Middle of the 80s, he's got on the shoulder pads. Oh, yes. Dude, the shoulder pad, you know, like business suit or whatever. Yeah. And it's just there's no words for it. It's so, so brilliant. So bad. So 80s. So funny. Kenny Loggins forever. Steve had it. And we were watching it just before the... We did a gift exchange at his place. He gave my niece what is known on my Facebook album as The Jacket. Okay. And Steve, if you're listening online, I love you, bro, but... Oh, no. The Jacket.
No one knows what was up with that thing, man. My niece, 25 years old, her style, they call it shabby chic. You ever heard of this, ladies? It's real hip, real cool. You know, she's 25. She dresses really cool. Steve gives her what appears to be a men's... I love it already. Like a men's... Like, Indiana Jones looking jacket. Oh, good. Just what she wanted. Like, blunder on Halloween. And I'm telling... Yes, like that. And I'm telling you, like, she tried to pull it off, you know? Like, she was like, oh, cool. And she puts it on. She puts it on and, like, the wrists of the jacket are hanging a foot off of her arms, completely extended. What is he thinking? It's like...
Three sizes, you know, big for her. It's this brown leather, like almost football-looking material, you know? We all took pictures wearing the jacket. Oh, that's awesome. And my guess is that he may be, even more than Skye, be the king of re-gift. Really? Skye's got the re-gift closet. It's the prize closet, Mike. Yes, it is the prize closet. But this jacket is, oh, pull up a picture, Seth. Go to photos up at the top. Click on photos and click on next and click on, and we'll put some of these pictures online. The jacket. And yeah, this was the jacket. Rebecca wearing it. There's Jake wearing the jacket. There's my dad wearing the jacket. There's the little geisha wearing the jacket.
There is my mom with the jacket. Oh, my God. There's my cousin with the jacket. There's her boyfriend wearing the jacket. Everybody put the jacket on. I mean, what does he say when you're all making the dog with the jacket? And then finally he decided to burn the jacket. Well, he is. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Like, well, how did he think that was going to fly? I don't know. I don't know. But. But. I do know this. I know it takes extraordinary rocks to pull off. Oh, for sure. Yeah. And it was very funny. Yeah. When you re-gift, you got to know what you're doing. Yeah. You know, it's got to be a system. Sky. That is so infuriating that you just said that. It's all about going green, bro. Going green. You don't want things to go to waste. Going green. I'm just saying. Recycle is the key. Recycle, but it's something that was given to you. It's a gift. It's unethical. What were your re-gifts? What did you do this year? What?
What's up? You know you did some. I can't understand you. I'm going to tell you. I'm going to be honest with you. There was a very small part of me that thought I would genuinely hear her say, I didn't re-gift this year. I thought maybe. There would be some part of her that would say, I didn't re-gift this year. She lives for it. She loves it. She goes on re-gift websites. She twitters about it. What did you re-gift? Anything from us? I'd rather not. Oh, my God. What did you re-gift? Did you re-gift from us? I don't want to hurt feelings, okay? We're all friends. We all give gifts with the best intentions. There's no way that we're not going to leave it alone because even if we're off the air, you're going to get hounded. We have to know now. Well, no, you guys... Was it recent? Listen, so that no feelings are hurt, just kindly ask the person that you regifted their gift to leave the room. It's obvious.
There was a gift I received, which was very generous, but, you know, not something that I would use very often. So I thought that... Is somebody about to be bothered by this? I am racking my brain with what I got her for Christmas. I know what I got her for Christmas, and if you re-gifted it, I'm going to kill you. It was very sky... Sky... No, yeah, no. Did you re-gift what I got you? No. No, it wasn't a Christmas gift. Oh, it wasn't for Christmas. You can't, like, re-gift a Christmas. I mean, that's, like, too close. Well, your birthday was in October. What's birthday? I got you a gift card. I'm good. I got you a gift card. And I know you've used what I got you for your birthday. Not the macaroni card. Did you re-gift the macaroni card? Did you re-gift that? Yes, the macaroni card. I re-gifted. I know for a fact that she, I got her, me and Rebecca got her a massage. And she just said no to you. Ashley, she used yours? I got her a gift card, so I don't know how. I mean, I guess you could re-gift that. She could re-gift a gift card. But she loves that store. Oh, she's using that. See, I got her a variety of gifts. That could lead you. But you always are giving gifts. But Eddie's always giving gifts. I work really hard on getting gifts. Why did you re-gift? There's no way you could re-gift something for me.
Are you serious? No, that can't be. Friends in 09. No, no. Friends in 09. That can't be because Eddie gives the best gifts. Eddie gives wonderful gifts. He gives great gifts. Much thought goes into it. Oh, my God. He's in shock right now. He's flawless when it comes to buying. That's crazy. And various. He gives something I gave you. What? A number of gifts. What was it? I am never buying you another one. Stop it. Stop it. Okay, I didn't re-gift everything. I didn't re-gift everything. There were many things that you were spot on. Like those fancy slippers, bro. I'm going to have those until I die, okay? The 9mm block. Did you re-gift that? You weren't going to use the 9mm? Is that what it was? Well, I'm not... The biggest wine drinker anymore. Oh, my God.
Dude, that was a nice thing. He got me this really nice, like, you know, it kind of comes in like a little case, and it's like a real fancy, like, wine opener thing to take the corks out. It was this whole set. It was awesome. Yeah, it was beautiful. Oh, my God. Well, I don't really, I used to drink wine a lot. It wasn't really for, you know, it's for when you entertain and stuff. It's just to have. I can't believe you. You're unbelievable. Who did you give it to? That's nuts. sister-in-law in the Bay Area. She really likes wine. She likes wine a lot. She likes wine a lot. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But you took the gift card out of there, right? What do you mean? Shut the hell up. My eyes just got as wide as saucers. This is awesome. We put a BevMo gift card in the set. For how much? Like $100? Oh, Skye's face right now. Skye's face right now. You deserve that. And it says on the gift card, to Skye. Oh, my God. It says to Skye. Somebody opened up a gift that said to Skye. In that face. I am going to have to rework my system. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. No, no, no. Skye. Skye.
Sky. Wow, that is the best. That was extremely generous. That is the best. Shut up. So wait. You didn't even see it? Well, no, because there was a picture of it on the outside. Like, I didn't actually open the case. I know, but it was right there. I didn't open it. You are the best. Her sister-in-law is going to open up the wine set and find a gift card to BevMo inside that says to Sky. Oh, that is the best. That's unreal. Thus knowing she's received a re-gifted item. How do I handle this? How do I? I got it. I cannot offer you. Don't tell her. No, I cannot offer help because it's dishonest. You deserve it. You deserve it. I would like to hear your dishonest. I cannot give you my dishonest advice. There's only one way. Come clean. Well, that's obviously not an option. She already did. Are you kidding? That is coming. See, I know Eddie will get over this quickly, but my sister-in-law. Well, I'm just saying.
You guys forced me to say it. How dare you? You gave $100 in cash away. How are you going to get over that? Good point. She will be 98 years old on her last breath and be like, I should have used the bad money. I know. I'm already trying to think of scenarios. Hi, Alice. Did I forget my gift card? Inside your present. There's nothing you can say. There's no way I can say when I was like wrapping it. It must have somehow. I have so many cards. It must have fallen in. That is awesome. That is not awesome. It is so awesome. I can't believe that. There's no explaining it. Dude, I know. Oh, my gosh. You deserve that. I do not. Yes, you do. I'm recycling. I'm going green. You're recycling this guy. I wonder if your sister-in-law has found the gift certificate yet. Oh, that's what I want to know. And I wonder if she just is going to not say anything. I hope she doesn't say it. Oh, I hope she doesn't say anything. This is your husband's brother's sister. Or wife. Yes. Your husband's brother's wife. Yes.
Can you imagine what she is going to say to your husband's brother? I can't. She is going to go, she's going to go, it's going to sound like this. Guess what I just found? Yeah. He's going to what? A gift card. Really? To what? To BevMo. Yeah. Really? Where did you find that? Inside the present Sky gave me. But how, but what? Oh. Oh. an existing gift card? Like, after you use a gift card up, can you ask them to put more credit on it? Let's say you could. Where are you going with this? Well, another form of going green. I don't want to, you know, waste another gift card, so maybe I reloaded one that I was given. But Eddie wrote two. And I forgot to change. Did you, Eddie, did you write, like, love Eddie on it? Um, no. Oh, I get what you're saying. Love you forever. Hugs and kisses, Eddie. And so it goes. Um, no.
But still, it says to Scott. It says to Scott from Eddie, yeah. Well, there you go. It said to Scott from Eddie. Oh, no. There's no getting around it. You're done. You're done. You're done. You're done. What a folk in you. You're done. You're done. Way off. Sweet redemption. This feels so good. Why am I a jerk? Why am I a jerk? You're not a jerk. Why are you a jerk? Let me, well, besides the obvious reasons. Ashley said I'm not a jerk. I don't think you are at all. Thank you. Yeah, she's not a jerk. She was giving somebody something. Thank you. Just so happens it was... Then I gave her? Yeah. But then it becomes hers. Why would you rather let it sit around and collect dust? I'd rather you use it when you have wine. Like once in a blue moon? Turkey? Yeah. That's what it's for. But I have a hand-me-down corkscrew. P1 Downit has the answer. Go ahead, Downit. You're stupid. I have a suggestion. I think she should say that she tried to put from... From Sky. That was the mistake. Yeah, she thought that her sister-in-law's name was Eddie. I meant to put to Eddie from Sky. Oh, darn it. I thought your name was Eddie. This is a bad scene. Are you lying, Eddie? Are you just trying to make me feel like crap? No, I am not. You can call Debra and ask her. I don't want to call Debra. P1 Volcom. Hey, Sky.
Yeah. What you should probably do is just go grab another card and put her name on it and then just tell her why you were wrapping it. You put the wrong card in the gift. See, I like that. I was trying to figure out how to make that work. Brutal. Hey, Eddie, your gift ended up costing her $100. But see, then you kind of have to confront it and then there'd be that awkward, like, you know, part of me. How would you explain that? Like he said. Everyone makes mistakes, right? Yeah. Like I had a bunch of gift cards. Why don't you say. Hey, listen. I like Rob's. I like Rob's solution. What? Call her up. You say, listen. No, Mike. I know you like wine. And I. I mean, have you met me? What are you doing? You got to do it. We need legitimate advice here. Please. Bring my day. You got to. Like, this is the intervention, I think. No, it isn't. I mean, no, right here, this and now, Skye, it's got to come to an end. No, because you know what? I made such a big deal about how it was the perfect gift because I gave my brother-in-law a couple bottles of the autographed wine from a nerd, and so I made it like it was this perfect thing, like she gets that, he gets that. We just love you so much, and we just want you to stop me gifting everything.
There's nothing wrong with it. I could stop whenever I wanted. But we love you. I don't care. Will you sit down? No, I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I don't want to talk to you about normal gifters. You people with hearts. I wrote this letter to you. I don't want to hear it. It says it really bothers me. Blah, blah, blah. I don't want to hear your voice. Oh, no. Oh, no. I don't re-gift everything. Oh, my gosh. You're done. I am not done. Yeah. Dude. Friends in 09. No. It's already over. No. Hello. My name is Skye, and I've been here in re-gift treatment for 60 days, and my re-gift counselor. has had me going into stores buying new gifts. And I've been giving new, fresh gifts. They call them freshies. I've been giving freshies for 60 days, and I really, I think I like this life. I don't feel like such a cat. Everybody make gifts. Stop it. They do. You're all liars.
If you say you've never regifted. Oh, my gosh. Please. I don't know that I have. Oh, please. Skye, I don't. Grow up. I don't know. What are we, children? Stop acting like such a child. We know that you've regifted. All you listeners that are judging me, you've regifted. Yes. Stop with your judging ears. Lesson learned. Oh, that is so funny. Our text number. Our text number is 35253. This text says, just stop getting her gifts. She doesn't deserve it, especially her mother-in-law's sweater. Oh, yeah. Every morning that people will pick on Sky or Ashley or giving Eddie or Sean stuff, and every one of you are great. Thank you. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock.
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I'm not going to be at the game, but I hope you guys have a good time. Wait, you're the head coach. You have to be at the game. Why would you not be there? My daughter's got a quinceanera this weekend, so I can't go. You're not Hispanic. I hope that goes good. Let's see. We're getting some text messages at 35253. This one says, I re-gifted a scratcher's ticket because I got it from a co-worker and don't like, and it was a $100 winner. That's P1 Spider. That's bad. Speaking of lottery tickets, Rob says in his yesterday email that he went to the bank. The bank teller gave him back too much money. The bank teller did not notice that he gave him back too much money. And so Rob gave the money back. Good boy. Felt like he had some good karma going. Went and bought a lotto ticket and he... Hit this ticket for the exact amount of money that was the difference at the bank. Really? Got a scratcher right after. See that? Went from the bank to bonds. You see that there? Awesome. Try my luck. That's pretty good. Try my luck. I'm feeling lucky, you know? You see? That's pretty cool. Let's see. Sky re-gifted a gift card personalized for her. That is classic. Oh, stop. P1, what's hampooning? Uh...
I'm getting some good suggestions from P1s on how to make it right. Oh, that is horrible. You're horrible. That is just terrible. The Kenny Loggins Forever video is up at MikeyShow.com. Oh, good. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. And you've got to get through the first minute, minute and a half of nonsense to get to the in-concert, in-color video. The beginning of it is in black and white and it's boring. But once it gets into this concert footage, it is some of the best 80s schlock. And, you know, earlier we were talking about Jerome Bettis on TV this last weekend having such a perfect manscape on his face. You know, his beard and his mustache are just manicured so perfectly. And you talk about a manicured beard. Check Kenny Loggins out. Oh, shoot. Circa 1986. Fancy. Just singing his guts out on stage wearing a...
You know, what is supposed to look like a very hip, cool, you know, blazer. Sure it was. With shoulder pads. Yeah, dude. Oh, yeah. Yeah, shoulder pads were the rage. They were very, very sexy. Yeah. Well, hello. That's what I'm saying. This is Al Franken announcing to the world that he... is now a totally legitimate senator at 7. After 62 days of careful and painstaking hand inspection of nearly 3 million ballots after hours and hours of hard work by election officials and volunteers across this state, I am proud to stand before you as the next senator from Minnesota.
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This is kind of funny to me because Maya Rudolph is doing what we've seen a million people do. You know, she's playing the role of what we've seen a million people do when they sing the national anthem. You can get two into it. Cut 27. And it looks like it's just about time to sing the national anthem. That's right, Joe. And singing tonight is Pamela Bell, winner of local grocery store Schnucks. Anthem Idol contest. I hear the girl can sing. Well, let's go to the field. Ladies and gentlemen, here tonight to honor our country by singing the National Anthem, please welcome Pamela. Thank you. Maya Rudolph. SNL Sports Edition. It's funny because it's true. Oh, that made me laugh. Eddie, this may make you laugh. All right. No setup required. From yesterday's Oprah show, cut one. I am mad at myself. I am embarrassed. I can't believe I'm still talking about weight. I can't believe all the other things that I know how to do and all the other things that I'm so great at and, you know, all the other accomplishments. I can't believe I'm still talking about weight.
She is apparently very upset about it, and she was letting me fly yesterday. Because Oprah has kicked off her best life week. Oh, it's great. Talk about it. All week she will be getting advice for herself as well as her audience. I am mad at myself. Thank you. How to make you better. How to be happier. How to be happier. Yeah, she's very upset because she's gained 40 pounds. She now weighs 200. I am mad at myself. She ate her trainer. Okay. That's nice. Yeah, so advice all week long. It's great. Dr. Oz on there, all the good ones. It's real good. How can you take advice from her? She can't even keep herself right. It's not even necessarily her, but she gets real good people. Whatever. I know what they're talking about. I am mad at myself. You should be. They're real good. Now, we played the Maya Rudolph national anthem. We got to hear a little whacked out singing. I think Sean knows where I'm going with this, man. I'm not kidding you guys. I heard this. You may have heard me listening to audio this morning before the show started having my headphones on, and I actually said out loud, wow. Sanjaya has an EP coming out. The real. From American Idol. From American Idol. I thought we'd never hear from him again. Not P1 Sanjaya. I mean Sanjaya. If you're in your car, tighten your seatbelt.
Cut five. That's a moment of the song Tell Me Who I Am. Play the real one. Come on. You didn't like that one? Okay, fine. I have another cut. Are you serious? I'm going to slow things down a bit. Let's just turn the lights down. Let's turn the lights down a little bit. Let's get a little mood going here and we're going to give you a little A little something I like to call a quintessential lullaby. Cut six. Ashley just made a face like, oh, come on. Come on, Mike. Oh, yeah. Were you guys feeling it? No. Nauseous?
You guys are saying that you were not picking up what he was putting down. Not even close. He sucker punched me with it. I'll tell you this much. The magic that's contained in those tapes is his. They belong to him. I am mad at myself. Yeah, so there it is. It's new music from Sanjaya. I hope you guys enjoyed that as much as none of us did. When can I not buy that? Let's see. 570-1053 is our phone number. And our text number is 35253. And you can use either one of them. And if you want to, you can even leave us a message on our answering machine. That's 858-715-1923. Eddie, my man. Nice. Dude, I was just listening to the podcast and heard you're having a baby in July. It's awesome. My brother, it's July, man. Hit me up. I'll be listening. Eddie, hit him up. That's sweet. I'll hit him up. If you do hit him up, what are you going to say? What will you say if you hit him up? Be like, yo, what's up, man? Got your message. Yes. But then after that, what do you say? There's nothing left after that. You're right. I am. I'm having a baby.
There it is. That's still better than Sanjaya, dude. I'm going to tell you that right now. I'll tell you that right now. Before we went to break, before we went on vacation, Sean talked about how the best restrooms in San Diego are at Nordstrom. He uses the family. He goes into the family bathroom at Nordstrom. He could basically write a guide on how to find the cleanest bathroom because he's a germaphobe. And so he was telling us about how the bathrooms at Nordstrom are like the best ones. Hey, if you want to reach here, Happy New Year, guys. Just want to say thanks to Sean for the wonderful restroom recommendation. I was in South Coast Plaza.
And the Nordstrom bathroom was definitely top of the line. It was funny, actually, because on top of the hand dryers, there were little mints. That was kind of weird. I don't know if that's what you're saying. Sean just pumped his fist, by the way, like, yes. Anyway, really top of the line service. So thanks, Sean. You know, got any other recommendations? Like, say, if I went to a football game or, you know, a arena bathroom. Good question. What do you do? Your code of sanitary standards. Oh, Sean looks upset. Yeah. You know, I got to keep safe. These are hard times. Love you guys. Bye. So, Sean, this does raise an interest. He probably just doesn't go. No. Yeah, my recommendation if you're at, you know, at a game. Convention or maybe something. Yeah, convention. Convention. Yeah, you hold it. Oh, hello. What kind of convention? I don't know. What did a germaphobe do at those filthy sex raves that he used to go to? Are you talking about the hurry convention? He was already all popped up on X, so I don't think it really matters. Didn't care. He was inebriated. Didn't do that. What do you mean you didn't do that? We all have to, so did you have some sort of apparatus in the panda gear?
Yeah, I did. This is a legitimate question. I hate that, Sean, when you do that. We need to know. This guy knows as well as we do where these dances take place that he would go to. You know, party, whatever. Sex parties. That's what they're called. These perverted parties. And you would dress as a panda bear or a beaver, he says. Mainly a panda, though. That was his go-to outfit. And so... Got the most action. What would you wear or what would you do if you were at a, say, a convention center, an arena, or a, you know, stadium? Or like a tent out in the desert.
Where they hold these things. These mixers. That you do. Abandoned warehouses. They do them there too. That is accurate. You have to know someone. You have to know someone to get the location. You know. You know Sean. Anyway. You know. Show a wristband. Yeah. I mean, they hand them out. I have the star sticker. Yes. I know Joe. The lightning flashed at midnight. Let me in. I'm right in, sir. What? Oh, Sean. He doesn't. You seem to know. Hey, I'm just asking a question. Come on now. Come on, Sean, can you be serious for a second? Yeah. Why don't you grow up around here? Mikey, you said tighten your seatbelt, but didn't say I'd be tightening it around my neck. That was the worst song ever. Thanks for nothing, Sanjaya. That's P1 Banker. Diddy has a new fragrance. Oh, thank goodness. I got his old one. For Christmas, I got Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Really? What does it smell like?
It smells like Morse. It smells like a salon. You know what? You're okay. Especially, you know how women have really thick hair? You know, a woman's got thick hair. When they get out of the shower and they've just washed it and you were to take that wet hair and go and smell the shampoo in it, what it smells like when it's wet and shampooed, that's what it smells like. That's weird. It's weird. I go, how did they get that smell in a bottle? And the only reason I got it is because Jamie Foxx said in an interview on Ellen that it drove the women crazy. That's what you were going for. And I wanted to be like Jamie Foxx, you know, driving the ladies crazy. That's another thing. We're not on the air, are we? Because that was a truth statement. There's that remorse in the air.
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Back to the Mikey Show. Featuring Mikey. I try not to do dangerous things. You guys know me. I'm the most practical person. Sky. Well, I enjoy spicy food. Sean. I'm always one who wants to save. I always want to save. Boston Rob. I thought I was being as gay as I could get. Okay, get a little gayer. And Ashley. That's me. Don't take the retarded Juliette Lewis. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105. Welcome back. It is 9-0-9. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wait, wait, wait. Sorry. I'm a person, too. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my. An autopsy performed yesterday ruled seizure as the official cause of death of John Travolta's son. If Fiesta Bowl was last night, if anybody cares, it's Texas beat Ohio State 24 to 21. We got new releases coming up in a minute. Oh, hi. Pineapple Express. Let's do it. Wait, Eddie. That's giving it away immediately. Let's do it. I can't wait for her to announce it. That's the big one. You want to see it, right? Rob, you say something. Now you go. I'm excited. Yeah, we'll watch it at my house. Now you go. I was the only one who cared enough to actually go see it. Oh, cool. So then are you pretty excited then? Shut up. Yeah. Why didn't she just say that? Yeah, it should be. I think it was solar thunder. Anyways.
The new release is coming up. Yep, coming up in just a minute. Thunder coming up. Thunder. I'm down under. Yeah. Here's Diddy explaining why he should be the next James Bond. Cut three. When I did the campaign and the commercial for the fragrance, I went to Monte Carlo and I did it in the Mediterranean. And my concept, I really was inspired by James Bond because he's always so cool, so confident, so strong. You know, he saves the world. And I felt like, you know, after like watching like 12 Bonds and... And, you know, the agency, I wanted the agency to know that there's also some black men that can save the world, that can help out Bond, and that, you know, I think it's time for a black Bond. So it's my fragrance ad, but it's also like my audition tape to be the next black Bond. Look in the camera and go, do the line, do the Bond, James Bond. James Bond. Craig and all, and he looks good. And I have a concept, I'm not trying to take Daniel Craig's job.
I have a concept that he has to go and solve the problem in New York. And then I'm one of the agents that he meets in New York. But he's not from New York, so he gets kidnapped. And then so I have to save him. And then by me saving him, he realizes he's getting a little rusty. He wants to go retire. And he passes it to me. If you were to be a movie producer and you have to cast a black James Bond, who would you pick? Terrence Howard? I was going to say Terrence Howard. Really? That'd be my first choice. Pretty slick. Well, and here's the thing about Terrence Howard. Terrence Howard, I don't think that Bond is going to be like street. And that's what Diddy is. He's more like urban. He tries to pull off the like, I'm suave and rich and all that stuff. But he can't do it. See, I think Bond has to be suave, rich, but he also has to be...
Classy? Classy. You know? Right. Not street. Not Ebonics. If I had money to throw away, I'd put Diddy in it. Yeah? Just to prove a point. Just to prove that he can't do it? Yeah. Who would you cast? Who would be the best Mexican Bond? Besides the obvious. Duh. Who would that be? I don't know what you're trying to tell me. My dad. He has acting experience. The best Asian Bond. The best Eskimo Bond. The best Kenyan Bond. Gold Bond. Yes. Yeah, I think they should start experimenting with it and see where it goes. I like it. See if we can get anything good out of it. Let's do some new releases. I couldn't hear what you said. Mike, you heard what he said. I think he said Pineapple Express, but I couldn't tell because he was whispering it. I can't believe you stole the thunder. We weren't going to do this in 09. What do we got? I thought that we made a pact. What's coming out? Do what? Okay, new video games out today. Oh, yeah.
We have Ultimate Shooting Collection for the Wii. We have Fishing Master World Tour for the Wii. I'm going to get one of them. I'm going to get that. That sounds kind of cool. That sounds extremely fun. I want to get one of those hunting games too. Dude, so I have a hunting game, by the way, which I love. Which one do you have? The big game one? The duck one. The big game one bored me. Really? But I go over to Steve's, he's got a Wii, and he wants to play tennis. And I'm like, dude, first of all, I've never played tennis. And I don't know how to play tennis. And he's like, no, no, no, I'll show you. And I'm making it really clear, like, I don't want to play this. And he wants to so bad. And so finally, I try it, and nothing even happens. Like, the ball whiffs by, and he's like, he's so frustrated with me. And he's like yelling at me like an angry dad. Hold the button down and release it when you let go. And I'm like, dude, I don't know how to do this. And he's just killing me at it, you know? I'm like, is this even fun for you? Like, I don't know how to do it. All right. Also for the Wii, we have Paws and Claws Pet Resort. What is that?
I think it's like a pet resort and you have to run it and keep the animals happy. Oh, wow. That sounds really not fun. And then something that's very similar to that out today is Hotel for Dogs for PS3, Xbox 360, Wii, PS2. Can you get to the game? That's it. There's slim pickings today. That is brutal. So that's video games. And then music, very slim pickings as well. Do we have any clips? Yeah. Songs? Yeah. They're on the front page. All right. Go ahead. So out with their debut self-titled album, we have Glass Vegas. Question. It's awful. What is that? Has any of the seven people on the Mikey Show, has one of us heard of Glass Vegas? Nope. Nope. Their new mic. Don't you think it would be Glass Vegas? And that was Glass Vegas? Yeah. That would make sense. That would make sense. Real close. It's very similar. Very Buffalo Bill. Doesn't it sound similar? It sounds similar. Creepy. Basement similar. Dancing in front of the mirror similar. All right. And then also with the debut album today, we have Aaron McCarley with Love Save the Empty. What are you doing? Sky's problem. Just a bunch of people we've never heard of. She was very inspired by me. I like this. I like it.
That's all. Okay, new DVDs out today. Don't do it. What do you got, kiddo? Be cool, Eddie. Let's talk about it. Well, we have Pineapple Express out on DVDs today. Seth Rogen, James Franco. It was a great movie. You're excited, right? It was really good. It's yesterday's news. Very violent, I heard. Yeah, it was. If you go in thinking it's like a stoner comedy, it's more of an action than... I mean, it has funny parts, but there's a lot of action and blood and shooting. But still funny. Okay, also out today on DVD, Righteous Kill with De Niro and Pacino. Oh, that's so bad. I want to see that. I like De Niro. That movie, I think, came out like three weeks ago, and it's already on DVD. It looks...
terrible. They want to get it to the people. So bad. That's because the people wouldn't come to it, Sean. Alright, we have a new Vin Diesel movie out today, Babylon AD. Oh, yeah, dude. No, no, no. He's serious this time. He's being serious. I am being serious. It was pretty good. Oh, you saw it? Yeah. You saw it? Of course he did, Mike. I love Vin Diesel. He was the person that saw it. Yes. It made $9 in the theater. No. There was a few people in the theater. No, there wasn't. There was a couple. If you're being completely honest, I bet there was three other people in that theater. I think that's too many. All right. Also out today? I don't know. Bangkok Dangerous with Nick Cage. Great movie. No, no, no. Today is Sean's day. Great movie. It was good. It was very good. Nick Cage was good. You did not see that movie. I did so. Don't, dude. We're friends. It's upsetting to know my friends see that. It was pretty good. Nick Cage is very good. Stop calling your mouth.
Also out on DVD today, we have Disaster Movie with Carmen Electra, Kim Kardashian. You know, one of those spoof movies. You didn't? No. And then, how about this? Maybe you saw this one. The Wackness out on DVD today. Ben Kingsley, Famke Jansen, Mary Kay Olson. You're a bunch of jackass. Overreaction. All right, to Blu-ray today, in addition to all the new releases, we have The Last Emperor, Friday Night Lights, the movie, and the first season of Dexter. TV shows to DVD, Battlestar Galactica, season 4.0. That's a great show. It is. The new Battlestar Galactica is awesome. It's very dark. It's very smart. Oh, good. It's dark. Good. It's what I wanted in my Galactica. Touch of realism. We also have the Tudors, the complete second season, and finally the Walt Disney. Yeah. That's another great show. No, not like that with a D. With a D. Ah, yes. The Tudors is on. Oh, yes. Starring Saturday. Oh, no.
Wow. And finally, the Wall Street. Why that one? Why that one? Good job, Skye. Great movies out. So, uh... Oh, jeez, you're the best. Skye, you'll like this story. Okay. Arizona wide receiver Ann Quamgoldin. What is going on? has strained his left hamstring, and his status is uncertain for Saturday night. What do you think, Sky? We now go to Sky for her comments on Ann Cornboldens' injured hamstring. Sky. Sky. Now you go. You go. Now you'll like this one, too. Okay. The Cubs have agreed to a three-year deal worth $30 million. Oh, wow. With Milton Brown.
Sky? Sky, your reaction. Talk about that. I don't know. Show! Fine, here's our wallet. Oh, gosh. Show me the money. Hey, I never did say what hottie... Oh, nerd. Yeah, you did. back on the block. Oh, I did. Yeah. We were trying to decide. Back on the block. All right. Which hottie boombolotti? Smoking. Oh, yeah. What hottie boombolotti? Is back on the block. Well, we've all come to the agreement that the word hottie is done. It's over. My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nursery with our calculations. No one should be saying that a person is a hottie anymore. No. So what are they now? Banging. Smoking. Cutie. Banging. Ashley says smoking. Smoking. That's all. New and fresh. She's really cute. Yeah. She's the bee's knees. Fly. She's flying. That's a good one. Fly. Fly. That's a good one. Why do you say it like that? Foxy. Fierce. Sturdy. No. Oh.
Well. What'd they say in the 80s? I don't know. It wasn't really. Foxy was the 70s. Yeah. What'd they say in the 80s? Groovy. Babelicious. No. She's a babe. Babe. Yeah. She's a babe. In the 90s was hot. We gotta come up with something for the new millennium. Yeah. Badger. Oh, badger. Eddie said badger. She's badger. She's badger. She's proper. That's it. Done. No, I don't like that. She's lemon. Oh, that says a lot. That girl is lemon. It's very descriptive. Yeah, it really is. She sounds lemon. 570-1053. Or text us at 35253. What is the new millennium hot? Hottie is out. Carmen Electra is giving wedding advice. Oh, wait. Oh, good. Yeah, that is good. What does she say, Skye? Well, she advises against getting married in Vegas to someone you barely know at one of those drive-thru joints. She does? Yeah. What's her problem with it? I don't know.
I don't know. Why is she a hater? I don't know. I guess it didn't work for her in the past. So her new advice, she's married to a corn guitarist, Rob Patterson. She says it's important to think about marriage because it's a big commitment and she hates to say it, but it's also a lot of paperwork and emotion. So take your time. Isn't it just one paper? That's really weird. It's a lot of paperwork. Oh, you do? Let's see. Who knew? Eddie Van Halen's auctioning off his classic cars. Does he need money? I don't know. It doesn't say exactly why he's doing it, but they'll be auctioned off at the Barrett Jackson collector car auction in Arizona, which unfortunately I'll probably end up watching. Why? Does your husband watch that?
Oh, Sky, I can't even do that one. He is freaking out about cars lately. He spends probably about three hours on the internet a day looking for cars for sale that we're not going to buy. What is he like? He wants a VW Bug, and there's specific years, and there's specific windows, and it's got to be a ragtop, and he found one in Chula Vista, and he was really mad I wouldn't let him buy it. Does he want to, like, get one, fix it up? Yeah, he wants to restore it for no apparent reason. Yeah, and so, yeah, so we watch all the car auctions, the Mecham car auctions, the Barry Jackson. What is it on? Speed. Ludes, I guess. No, I mean, in the channel. I guess he's on yours. Like the Speed channel we have to watch. There's HD theater we have to watch. HD what? So I'm sure we'll end up. Okay, Eddie, it wasn't that bad. Dude. So, Eddie Van Halen, two classic cars. The auction runs from January 11th to the 18th. One is a 56 Chevy 210 and the other is a 56 Chevy Nomad. And each will be accompanied with a one-of-a-kind custom Eddie Van Halen Wolfgang guitar and a pair of red, white, and black EVH striped sneakers. The candy cane. We are now taking calls from men.
Telling us what word should replace the word hottie. P1 Chris. Okay, this one might fall flat, but how about she's like totally scarlet, you know, like fully Johansson. I kind of like that. That girl is scarlet. It's very blunt. It's very blunt. Yeah, it's very James Blunt. It does represent, though, quite well. It's pretty James Blunt. Maybe that's what you call her. Dude, that girl is James Blunt. I'm going to use that because he's so hot. Okay, that is enough. Oh, my gosh, Mike. He won coffee. Yeah, guys, I don't know if Badger's going to stick around too long. You don't know. If I see a girl that's smoking or a hottie, she's a dime. Why? Ah, that's old. Why is she a dime? What's that? Why a dime? A dime, a perfect 10. Oh, I get it. I get it. Awesome. What if she's a 50-50 girl? She's a nickel, right? If she's like, eh, she's two bits. Hey, what's up, two bits? Two bits. You want Sean? Yeah, I was, uh, how about she's legit? She's what? Legit. Legit, like legit.
That one's kind of an older one, too. And I'm not cool, and I knew that. I don't know that legit says hot. I don't know, man. I don't know. I really got to think of that one. I thought about it a lot. Sizzling. Sizzling? What about that? Sizzling. I was way off. I'm trying to think outside the box, Chad. Oh, yeah. You need to re-gift that box. It's best to start with stuff that you can just rule out. Okay. She's farty. Like you can't. Don't rule that out. The worst. Mikey Show. Mikey Show. She is spanking. Spanking. Mikey Show. What's up? Oh, nothing much. I was thinking a nugget, like a gold nugget. Yeah. Yeah, that girl's nugget. How about you? Yo, that girl is tubby. Thank you. It's one we can roll out. Yo, check out that dingleberry. All of these are off track. Probably roll out fatso. You can probably roll that one out. Again, I don't know.
Hey, Ash, where's the clip of your mom? Where's the latest clip of your mom? You know what? I had to fix something. Put that sucker back. Ashley's got new clips of her mom. Oh, no. Play a few clips of her mom. Oh, that'll be fun. I'm so funny. These are actual clips of her mom without knowing that she's being recorded. I've been saving messages and it's like a montage of like probably 10 messages from her. Over the past two weeks that she's been calling me. We'll play it next. Six days a week. You guys are awesome. Appreciate it, bro. Thank you. I'm a P1 because of my girlfriend, Lynn, who turned me on the station. Now we got you guys on every morning and stuff like that. Home of the P1s and stuff like that. Rock. It's time for you to stop worrying about your credit history. If you are credit challenged, USA Discounters has a deal you don't want to miss. USA Discounters offers top quality furniture, rims, tires, computers, jewelry, and more with no money down and no payment for 60 days. Why rent when you can own?
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Featuring Mikey. I'm telling you that I believe that I would be the best person to change your diaper. Save that clip. Eddie. I'm very particular. I admit it, that's a flaw in my character. Sky. I'm a wealth of knowledge. Sean. Um, and it's really difficult. Teaching myself to speak. Ashley. I wear myself on my sleeve. The Mikey Show's on. Like. 105.3. It's a Mikey show. It is 937. Obama was on Capitol Hill yesterday having talks with Congress about a stimulus package that would include tax cuts. Steelers linebacker James Harrison wins the NFL Defensive Player of the Year award. You guys want to hear the new audio of Ashley's mom? Oh, please. A montage, if you will. This is her from before saying hi. So, Ashley imitated her mom for years. And we always thought it was over the top. Do it, Ash.
Well, she'll call me and she'll be like, call me. We were like, that's really messed up. And then we heard her actual mom. So Ashley took a whole bunch of messages from her recently. I've been saving them for about three weeks now. Sage message. Hi, Sarah. Give me a call. This is Sunday about. Quarter to three. I'll talk to you later. Bye. Sage message. She does start every message with. And it does go the exact same way. Every time. You will see. Hi, sir. It's a quarter to ten. I'm guessing you're here already or about here. But give me a call. I'll talk to you later. Bye. She's got the most phenomenal voice. Sage message. It's a quarter to two.
I was hoping you guys were on the road. Actually, we're at Aunt Charlotte and Uncle John's house, so when you get here, you can meet us here or give me a call, and we'll talk about it. Bye. She should do voices. I love the time check. She should do voices. Always does the time check. I wish she did the weather, though. Yes. Stage message. Hi, sir. It's around noon, and I'm good. The real strange thing is, Ashley's name is Ashley. She calls her Sarah for some reason. It's really strange. You never get it. Please help. Ready to leave for Cambria. I'm assuming you're home in San Diego by now. So, Catherine called me this morning and said that they don't have, well, she doesn't, maybe Verizon's different. They don't have telephone, cell phone coverage down there. But if that's the case, maybe I'll text you one or something. Oh, wow. Keep in touch. I love you. Bye.
Barely says I love you. Hi, sir. I was wondering if you were watching the game. It's pretty exciting. It's the beginning of the game. If she would have got you, instead of, you know, how would she have, like, communicated about the game with you? You know, what would she say? Like, are you watching this? Isn't this great? Yeah. She would have been freaking out. Yeah? Because she, like, I did talk to her because I called her back. And she's like, oh, my God. Very excited. She was very worked up. I'll talk to you later. Bye. We need to save that clip. There's got to be a lot of places we can use. Talk to you later. Bye. Message saved. Hi, Sarah. It's about 2 o'clock on Sunday and I was just calling to see how you're doing because Jay said he called you and you were sick. This is great. I love this voice. I didn't realize there is always a time check. Yeah.
to see how you're doing. So I'll talk to you later. Maybe you're resting. She's sad. Oh, she's sad. Oh, shoot. It's like 5 o'clock, and I briefly talked to Steven. I know he's on the train. You must be excited to have him coming tonight. So I'll be talking to you guys this weekend, maybe once, to see how you're doing. I'll talk to you later. Love you. Bye. That was a really good one. I liked that one. So that's a montage of Ashley's mom leaving her a bunch of messages over the break. Time check and always has to identify herself as your mom. Like I don't know. Possibly could be anybody else. Rarely says I love you. In fact, when I talk to her on the phone, it's really tricky because I'll be like, okay, Mom. And she'll be like, okay, bye. And I'll go, Mom, I love you. I love you. She'll be like, okay, I love you too. She hates this. Playoffs. Never says it that. Playoffs. Playoffs. Speaking of pick-a-playoffs, tonight, or this weekend's playoffs, Chargers, Pittsburgh,
In Pittsburgh on Sunday. Oh, it's on. One o'clock game. Is it on? It's on. Oh, it's on. Definitely on. Wow. Well, to celebrate, we're going to hoist Boston Rob up on a crane and dangle him dressed as a Pittsburgh Steeler. And we're going to let people come by and whack him with a stick. Awesome. I love it. Awesome. I love it. Well, you know. We know that people need to get their aggressions out because everybody's upset about this article that was written by Ron Cook of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. By Rob Cook. Boston Rob Cook. Yes. Boston Rob Cook. That's what you should be thinking. Yeah. But this guy, first of all, he wouldn't call us back. No. Meany. I'm trying to get an interview with him. And he basically is already looking past the Chargers for the Steelers. He's already... saying that the Steelers are going to be playing the Ravens. Yeah, write it down. He says write it down. He says the Baltimore Ravens are going to take down the Titans on Saturday. Write that down. The Steelers-Ravens matchup will be for the AFC Championship game January 18th. Write that down, too. He says that the Chargers are not very entertaining. Rob, why would you say that? That's just me. That's just me.
Some people take it out on you. We're a weak opponent. Yep. Well, they say what's important is that the Chargers also are a lesser team than the Steelers. They're really letting them have it. Rob, you're dead. So, yeah, if you're upset about that, come down here and take it out on Boston Rob on Thursday. That's a good idea. Win some prizes and be on TV. Just wear your, and think of it like a Charger rally at the same time. Yeah. Wear your charger gear, get on TV, and show up down here Thursday morning at 7 o'clock and show how we can assemble when we decide we're going to assemble. I've never had a human pinata before. Behind it? No, no. Mine are always made out of the paper machine. They're way cooler when they're people. Yeah, it sounds a lot more fun. Way cooler. It's better when they scream. That's right. And he will. Sean would know. I'm just saying. Okay, that creeped me out here. He's not the only one. This text message says, does Sky have any more info on the possible IOUs from the state? That's P1 Papa Giorgio. Yeah, if you didn't hear, Sky said, there's a chance. State of California is not going to give you a refund this year. Tax refund. Yeah, you know, he filed a federal, he filed a state, and hopefully get a little money back from both.
Yeah, I know. I plan on it every year. Arnold, I need it. Stop making robots. We don't need robots. No, we do. No, we don't. Get your priorities in order. Everyone needs a good titanium unit. Yes. No. Put a billion dollars into Skynet. No, I don't want any cyborgs. I just want my tax refunds. Oh, you don't want any now? Yeah. But wait until the machines arrive. Right. Then you'll want them. You'll be like, oh, crying to me. Oh, please, Governor. Yeah. Where's my cyborgs? Yeah, you'll be like, where? Where? The machines are going to get me. Where are you now, Cyberdyne? No way. I'll be back. Uh-uh. Oh, Cyberdyne, help me. Help me. And I'll be like, no, you didn't want to pay that. Then I wanted to keep your eye on you, right? Come with me if you want to live. Yeah. And then you'll be like that, you know, the gay kid with the hair in his face going, you can't just go around killing everybody. Okay, voice needs to be high. You just can't kill everybody. What the hell? Thank you. Thank you.
I still wear my leather hose every so often. Oh, okay. Let's see. Yeah, so basically they're saying the emergency steps that would need to be taken is instead of getting your tax refund, they'd write you an IOU. And that's if they can't resolve the state budget within the next few weeks. So within a few weeks, we should find out what the definite plan is. Not good. $175,000 for the car. Might want to hang on to that one. She only knows. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. That's it. Unbelievable. Her bank of references is dumb and dumber. How ironic. Hey, P1 David hit us up and said that his suggestion for the replacement for the word hottie is pitted. So pitted. That's a great idea. So pitted. So pitted. She was so pitted. She walked by and I was like, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. Dude, you get the best barrels ever, dude. She's so pitted. You just get spit right out of them. Yeah. She's pitted. I love it. Get pitted. He's so pitted. P1 Reckless texts in and says, Mikey, can Ashley's mom read the news?
Oh, that is not nice. Ridiculous. Unbelievable. Pa-lease. Two words, pa-lease. Rip Torn was pulled over on December 14th. What? That's a good story, Mike. Well, it's the truth, though. He really was. No. He was driving in that emergency lane with a Christmas tree on his car. Attaboy. Attaboy. He pled not guilty. Yep, DUI. Didn't do it, right? Get out of my face. Larry. He was in Connecticut. I didn't do it. Cruising in his Subaru with a Christmas tree. Cruising in his Subaru? That is awesome. Normal. So pitted. Yeah, he failed part of the field sobriety test and refused to take a breathalyzer. He's driving in and was like, whoop! There it is. 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35...
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Yeah, so now four coworkers have come forward and filed a lawsuit against the group of coworkers that have agreed to split the money, saying that they deserve to be part of the pool, too, that they deserve to get their chunk of the money. And basically, according to them, that all the coworkers there that played the lotto together had an oral agreement that if they ever bought tickets, everybody is included. And these four coworkers were out sick. the day that the money was collected for this specific ticket, but always played other ones. And then they also said that the previous week they had played and won a small amount of money, and the small amount of money was rolled over into the winning ticket. Oh, yeah. So they want an equal share. But the lawyers are saying this was all like an oral agreement. You know, this is kind of your word against their word. And, you know, nothing was written down. And these people, they're not willing to fork over the money to these four people who were out sick on the day. Yeah. Yeah. I think that will make their futures bad. Yeah. It's going to be in the courts.
I wouldn't do that. Yeah, because I guess if it was split up, including these four people, everyone would get like 41 million. Their share would be 41 million. So, you know, I guess cut half 20 million. Can't live on that. That's crazy. That's terrible. It's crazy. It's crazy. We got this news. I don't know. I didn't know this DJ. I didn't know this DJ. In fact, I don't know what station he worked at, but Happy Hair. here in the building, passed away. Was he here in the building? No. Ashley knew him, right? He was. He retired. He was, I believe, at Coco, but he retired like four years ago. But he was still doing other work. I know he did a lot of writing for films, and then he was doing a lot of voiceover work. A big name in San Diego radio. Yeah, he had his own website. Ashley knew him. She knew him pretty good. And he thought of you kind of like a daughter. He passed away. When, Skye? Yesterday morning. He was 81 years old. I haven't been able to find the cause of death. But, yeah, yesterday morning. So the radio industry is really mourning him today. Very sad. That's a bummer. He's a big name here. Yeah, it's hard for me because I got an email from him, like, early November. And he sent it to, like, all of his people that he emails, like, whatever. And it was just like.
rumors of tumors and tumors of rumors because like that's how he always is like silly so i didn't think anything of it he's like you know standby for you know for the news and so like i was like waiting to hear if he had a tumor i didn't know and i never heard from him that was it i didn't hear and then and then i like dropped the ball of course like this is me and i just got caught up in the holidays and and then now he passed away and it's just it sucks because like i didn't even get to say bye you know like it just really sucks And it wasn't that long ago. No. And, like, he was my really good friend, like, for five years, like, now in radio. Like, he spotted me back when I was an intern and was like, you got it, kid. And, like, I want to help you. And, like, he would take me to lunch. We would talk about radio. And we were really good friends. And, like, for five years, like, he's been my mentor. That's sad. And his daughter, like, this is what's the craziest thing about all of it is his daughter passed away literally. Like three months ago in September. And she got in a motorcycle accident and died in the accident. And that destroyed him. And so I can only imagine. Yeah, his wife. Thoughts and prayers for his wife. She's awful. That's a terrible story. It's too bad. And he retired four years ago. But was still doing other work.
And they don't know what the deal is, right? I mean, well, Ashley says she got that email, so we can kind of assume from that. Let's see. What else? I think we've hit everything. I think I practically got to every single thing we had planned today. Laura Bush has signed with a publisher to release her memoir. Oh. Yeah. Very interesting. Of course, the First Lady's press secretary is not saying how much she's being paid for the book, but it's expected to be released in 2010. Really? Yep. Fiesta Bowl was last night. I have not watched one bowl game. Really? Which is very different for me, but I'm so out on it. It's like none of the bowls mean anything. Who cares? Just stupid. What do you mean? They don't mean anything. Like, what does it matter? I mean, the game is Thursday night, the BCS National Championship game. So it's like, you know, they have like two games on New Year's Day now, which sucks because it used to be like, you know, you could take your pick. Right. And, you know, they stretch out all these different bowl games now. Like, it's, you know, the National Championship was played on Thursday. Like, that used to be, you know, on New Year's Day. Did you used to dig it? You don't dig it anymore? Yeah.
What had changed? It keeps getting longer and longer until they play the championship game. I don't like that. I'm kind of over the fact that the bowl games don't mean anything. So what if UCLA wins the Rose Bowl? They're not going to win the national championship. Yay, you won the Rose Bowl. UCLA is not in it. I wasn't talking about UCLA. But she's really into you. You don't need to snap it. Well, that's fine. Well, I'm sorry, but they're not. I said USC. She's so tearful. I said USC. You're raining on her parade. Oh, shoot. Oh, look. Now you're upset. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, I'm sorry. Way to go, Eddie. Who is in the national championship? It is Oklahoma versus Florida. Yippee. Yay. And, you know, they both have losses. So it's like even if whoever wins, are they really the national champion? No. Again, we need a playoff system, and we need it yesterday. Brutal. Zeth has really gotten on one when it comes to the Mikey Minute and Ashley. I'll tell you what. She writes in her yesterday email today. She is over him blocking her out. He did it again today. I'm just going to warn you right now, Ash. I wasn't even in it.
today. Oh, I know. It's kind of his signature now. The way that he signs off is squeezing your head. It's really annoying. I went home yesterday and watched the Mikey Minute like I always do when I get home. And you laughed just like us when you saw him squeeze your head. You gotta admit it. It's like, okay, shot to Ashley and then he shoots everybody else but me and then when he finally goes to me, his thumb's over my face. You're squeezing your pigtails. That's all. That's not nice. I said to him today, I go, Zeth, you know what we should do as a bit? We should record you without Ashley knowing it. And you should just call her one day and tell her you're in love with her and ask her out on a date. Oh, yes. That would be so awkward and awesome.
I mean, you could just see him get the chills as I asked the question. And I thought, and he was like, you know. Why did you say that right now? I don't know that she would ever buy it, you know. I don't know that she would ever buy that he was being, even if he really tried to make it seem like he was for real. I swear, I was just picturing in my head, like, sincerely that happening. And I would sincerely laugh out loud. Wow. Too great to his face. You're so mean to that poor kid. I wouldn't believe it. I wouldn't believe it. And if he really tried to tell me that, then I'd laugh in his face. Come on. Like that? Yes. Just like that? Just like that in his face. The incest, dude. He's my brother. He is, though, dude. That kind of definitely got weird at that point in the show. I guess you can mark that as 10.05. That would be awesome. It's like a turn. Real weird. Strange words came out. Dateline Town. That's right. 5701053 is our phone number beginning and end of every show. We do an open phone segment. Guess who's going to be on the show tomorrow? The best.
San Diego. Eddie, how dare you? I've been saying that all the time. This whole time. You were out on him, too. You made the turn. I've never been out on Norv. You said that now you believed it, too, and you were done with it. No. I would never say something like that. I think that Norv is a genius, and he knew what he was doing the entire time. More props to him. Well, he will be on the show tomorrow. I wouldn't trade him for anybody. Awesome. 570-1053 is our phone number. Beginning and end of every show, we do an open phone segment. My stomach hurt. I laughed so hard today. Thank you. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey Show. How are you guys doing? Happy New Year. Hey, Mikey Show. That sounded like Ashley's mom for a second. Go ahead. I just had a quick question from Mikey Shaw. I was wondering, when are you guys going to start playing clips from Zeth when you guys come back from commercial? Oh, dude. Somebody left a message on Mikey's show answering machine. P1 answering machine. They were like, how come when you guys come out of commercials, you play the thing that goes to Mikey's show with Mikey and there's a clip of me and Eddie and there's a clip of Eddie and there's like all those clips and there's none of Zeth. Well, the thing is, is that we came up with that idea.
before Zeth was on the show. And since Zeth has come on the show, none of us ever thought like, oh, we got to add Zeth to that. But I don't know that we'd have enough clips. We don't have one. We wouldn't have one. We don't have one. I'd pull it if we did. You know, maybe he just hasn't said anything funny enough yet, huh? He doesn't say anything at all. He doesn't say anything. He won't talk on the radio. Occasionally he will say something. Nice, we got it clean. Seriously, we got a clean one there. But, Seth, yeah, I would love to put you on there. You just got to start saying some stuff. All right. And when he does, he's funny. I mean, he's got some pretty good lines. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's what initially, that's what I liked about Seth, the first time I ever met him. I thought he was really funny. What? What? Mikey Show. Rob, it's P1Towboy. What's up? What's up, Rob? Hey, I just wanted to, if I was wondering if I could talk about my friend that got shot on New Year's Eve in Mermaids. I don't know about that. My goodness. Well, you're on the air, dude, and it's Mikey. Hey, Mikey, what's up? Hey, man, why do you want to talk about that on the radio? Well, I just wanted to pay tribute to him. We were going to have the cremation ceremony this Thursday, and I just kind of wanted to give a shout out to him and his family. Oh, there you go. I'll tell you what, he was a man amongst men, and he overcame addiction, and he's one of the reasons that I'm out here today.
Well, there you go, brother. You just gave him a little tribute. I just had to. All right. Thank you very much, Mikey. Cool. Mikey Show. Mikey, what's up, Bato? What's up? Got your back, Uncle Mikey. Come on. What's up, dude? What's up? This is P1 Leonidas. I just want to say it's awesome to have you guys back, and congratulations to Eddie on the miracle of life and his little future hand solo. That's right. That's right. Thanks, man. Hey, you guys rock on, Cherky. All right, dude. Cherky. P1 Diet Cokehead is on the line. Good morning. Hi. Hi. I want to give some love and some thanks to Sean. Oh, really? Yes, because I don't ever listen to anything but the Mikey show anymore. I've been listening to the old 28-hour shows. Uh-huh. So now I'm like on my second listening of 2007. I've kind of gone through them. Nice. You guys are so funny. Thank you. Hi. Coined a phrase from Sean that I used throughout the holidays that drove my family crazy, and I just wanted to thank Sean. What is it? Particulate matter. Nice. Particulate matter. I love Sean. That's a pretty good one. Sean, doesn't that make you feel warm inside?
Ah, not really. There you go. Disgusting. She's a short little red-headed Polish lady. I had to call her out. Because, you know, it's the season for guilt. There you go. Let's save that clip, by the way. It's the season for guilt. Let's save that clip. Fantastic. Can't you tell? One more quick thing. I was driving home. from work in, like, the end of November, and I'm coming up Claremont Drive, and I'm close to my house, and I see a beautiful Mikey Show billboard on the corner right by my house. Sweet. It brought a tear, I'm telling you. Awesome! It'll do that. All right, well, you guys have a great day, and congratulations, Eddie. You're going to be a great daddy. Thanks. Bye. Bye, P1 Diet Cokehead. Particular matter. P1 Baby Shaker's on the line. Yo, yo, yo. What's going on, Mikey Show? What's up, Baby Shaker? Nothing much. I was just calling because somebody made a mistake when they said that Norv Turner was a genius. What do you mean? Because I'm a Raider fan, you know? Oh, no. There you go. Sorry. That explains everything. Yes. We all know that Al Davis is the genius. Right. You're right. No, he needs to go ahead and pass the team on.
He needs to pass on himself. Yes, he's going to have to pass on before he passes the team on. That's the truth. But, yeah, I understand y'all being Charger fans because nobody's perfect, you know. Especially the Raiders. Thank you. We'll be not perfect in the playoffs. That's right. You know who won't not be perfect in the playoffs? All right, dude. Thank you. I'll pick a playoffs. I'll pick a playoffs. We'll take our leave of you now. Lovely and talented Missy is up next. Today on the show on the Nooner, she's got the all-request lunch. So make sure you're calling in, giving your requests, getting your song played. Come back here tomorrow. We'll do it all over again. I am so thankful for Quimby cleaning this board. It's like clean. It's clean. I love it.