The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 01/09/08

0:51Tuesday, January 9th. That's the date today. Welcome to the program. It's a Mikey show. It's 6.04. Clinton and McCain had a good night last night with both of them winning New Hampshire for their parties. Congratulations to former Padres receiver Goose Gossage voted into baseball's Hall of Fame. Goose. He came in here, right? Yeah. Goose Gossage. Good guy. Yeah. I think that guy, I would like to age like that guy. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like a guy aged well. 570-1053 is the phone number. Anything you want. Beginning and end of every show. It's up to you. Seven people on the Mikey Show. It's a lot, right? There's a lot of us. I'm Mikey. I'm the host. I'm 37 years old. Unbelievable to me. Just the other day, I was celebrating my 21st birthday with my brothers Mark and Sam and Steve at a comedy club in Tucson. That's what I did for my 21st.

2:00Didn't really care about drinking at 21. Really? No. I mean, I'm sure they bought me a beer or something, but I didn't really care. I didn't get into drinking until I was over 25. So back then, comedy and food were enough for me. Eddie is our producer and sports guy. He's 34. Sky does news for us. She is 30. Sean is our sound effects guy, 37 years old. Ashley. Hi. She's 24. And she is our assistant producer. Boston Rob is our phone screener. He's also a friend of Zeth's. So we know him. He's 25. And Zeth is 22. And he is the seventh member of the Mikey Show. He does a little bit of everything. He claims he got me a decaf coffee yesterday. Zeth, I'm sure it was not. Really? Oh, I thought I was going to die yesterday. Sabotage.

3:02And it didn't say decaf on there. And he goes, oh, I watched them pour it. No, I, no. Oh, no. False. False. And it was a very, very jittery day. Like a little bunny rabbit. My little heart was like a little bunny rabbit. Beating like a little drum? That's right. Beating like a little mouse drum. That's adorable. 400 beats a minute? That's right. A hummingbird hard? That's right, a little hummingbird. 400 beats. Worst feeling in the world. You idiot. Yesterday, I said I was standing there when I... I can't hear you. You mumbled purposely that time. Sky's going to be at the site of a hoax tonight. Something weird went on yesterday. As far as we know. What? Dude. Huh? I would come home yesterday and my wife goes, there's a shooting at Harrah's. What? I go, what? She goes, Skye's not there today, is she? And I go, no, she's there tomorrow. Some woman called on her cell phone to the switchboard of Harrah's and said, my husband just came back to the room and lost a ton of money and I shot him and I'm thinking I'm going to kill myself. And she hung up. Whoa.

4:42And so they're going through the place of the SWAT team, searching, blah, blah, blah. Didn't find anything. By midnight last night, right, Sky? Nothing. Yeah, nothing. People were still gambling. That's crazy! I mean, give me a, of course. What are they going to do, stop that? Yeah, I'm on a roll, man. Exactly. The Cedar Fires could have gone through there. They wouldn't stop gambling. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, I mean, just a nut. I mean, I guess because, you know, the last information we have out of there is about from like midnight last night. And they said, yeah, the area where the woman allegedly called from, they searched every hotel room in that area. Didn't find a single thing. Never found the person. Never found a body. Never found a gun. Nothing. What could be going on? What is the thought process in that head? Yeah, but then it's also weird because they cite an anonymous source that says the woman may have shot her husband out of anger over losing about $30,000. So who's saying something that specific if it never happened? Well...

5:51Okay, well, I'm going to offer you this and you tell me and then talk me through it. Okay. You're saying, well, it's kind of weird that she gives a specific amount. If you're a nutcase and you're going to call and you're going to say my husband lost. No, this woman didn't. Not the woman who called. A source who requested anonymity says the woman shot her husband out of anger over losing $30,000. So the woman didn't claim that. Wouldn't the source be the person that took the call? Oh, okay. I see what you're saying. So, okay. No, that makes sense. So maybe the woman claimed that on the phone and then somebody was leaking information. Okay. Either way, it sounds like a cuckoo bird. Dude, the whole thing is crazy. We have a cuckoo bird feeder right outside our house. Yeah, I totally moved that away from the house. I know. We finally moved it over the pool just to catch them. Oh, okay. 570-1053 is the phone number. You can call us any time, beginning and end of every show. P1 Raz is on the line. Raz. How are you doing? Good, man. What's up? I just wanted to make a request that on your website you have all those major parodies that you do where we can download them and listen to them at any time during the day. Wow. That is a far-out request. That is a far-out request. The reason that that's a far-out request is because...

7:12I feel so strange giving those away. I think to myself, those should go on a best of, but then they never do and the year passes and they didn't all get on there. What I should do is I should go back and find every parody song that never made it onto a best of and stick it on there. Maybe you're right. What am I going to do? I'm not going to take one from 05 or 06. Yeah, I was looking for that song Dirty Back that you did. I wanted that song so bad. I looked all over the internet for that parody. I was hoping somebody would have put it up Yeah, no, that's not up there. I keep very tight wraps on that stuff. But now that you mention it, as long as it's not on a best of so far, I might as well throw it out there. I mean, anything from this point on, I'd feel uncomfortable putting on there. But aside from that, I guess I could put stuff on there. There's no harm in that. Dude, that would be so phenomenal. Do you want to hear B-Rob's parody Dirty Back? Yeah. All right, listen up there. I'm going to play it for you, all right? All right. All right, thanks. You got it. Dirty back. Yeah. Them other dirtbags don't know how to act. Yeah. I screen the calls. What's so wrong with that? Yeah. Can't afford food. That's why I'm not fat. Yeah. To the bridge. Dirt bags. For Mikey, it's like a mistake.

8:39Sometimes they whip me like I was Ramsey. Life would be better if I could get paid. Take it to the chorus. Come here, Skye. Go ahead, get him with the ham pot. G-O-D. Go ahead, get J-Mike. Drinks on me. Workin' with that Ashley stupid. Puttin' in a two-bit. Eddie's wild. He's got no. Sean is vile. Ain't no. Couldn't use a hack-alonic. It's dirty on. There's a pulse up. It's dirty on. Just kidding, I'm platonic. It's dirty on. The Red Sox rule, and yeah, that's a fact. Screw all you stupid, skanky, yankee rats. Greasy be breezy, bringing dirty bags. I love you. I'm out. Eddie was privy to a 30-minute conversation in the office yesterday with Boston Rob about not squeezing 40 words into a sentence in a parody song. So ridiculous. And I go, bro, I love your parody songs, I said, but I don't know why you must force.

9:55A 20-pound turkey into a 5-pound turkey bag. Because, well, it's a funny thing there, Mike. That's right. It sure is. Yeah, 570-1053 is a phone number. Hillary Clinton and John McCain. Big winners last night. Look who's the big winners. That crying thing may have helped Hillary. You think it did? I'm in shock. I mean, everybody was saying, including her own camp, that they were going to lose. Yeah, all the polls were showing that. It's crazy. Yeah, Obama was like nine points ahead. Like, she was going to get smeared. Yeah. Smeared. And then it was real close. It was real close, and they still hadn't got some votes in from colleges. And they were saying, when these college votes come in, we think this will mostly be Obama. Yeah. And nope. Hillary took it. I was hearing a whole analysis of her yesterday of just how there's just something about Hillary people kind of go, I don't know. There's something about her personality. I'm not talking about the politics. There's something in her personality where people just, you know how there's certain guys that are real likable guys? Well, there's certain ladies that are real likable ladies. It just so happens Hillary's not one of them. She doesn't have that real suave.

11:22Sort of, I'm just a regular... You know that thing that Reese Witherspoon has? Yeah. That's the thing that Hillary doesn't have. Not the warmest person in the world. Yeah. No. You know how that Julia Roberts lights up the room with that smile? So true. Hillary, you know, she didn't have that quality. Shall we play a game? She's like a robot. Every time I see a picture of her, it looks like she's about to scold someone. Yeah. I'm being honest with you. She gives you that feeling. If she were your mom, she'd be real strict. Oh, my God. Grounded every week. You're grounded all the time. You can't do any. When prom night comes around, curfew is going to be early. If you're allowed to go at all. Yeah. You may have to have your brother be your date. She'd say, well, what time do you think that it's going to end? And if you say, well, it's going to end, they say it's going to end at midnight. She'll say, well, then you should be home by 1230, no later than 1230. Oh, yeah. Well, can I go out with my friends at all? And she just gives you that look. Like, why are you even asking? And you say, but why not Hillary? Because you have to call her Hillary. You have to call your mom Hillary? Well, you know, she's real, you know, kind of progressive. Oh, okay. I see. And so she'd prefer, instead of mom, you know, you actually, you know, acknowledge that she's a person. If anything, it's mother. Yeah. It's not mom.

12:50Right. It's not mom. It's not mother. It's Hillary. She wants you to know that she's an individual. I'm a person, too. She's not defined by motherhood. I'm not defined by my motherhood. I'm actually defined by what I believe in, and so I'm Hillary. And that's a concession. Other people have to call her Mrs. Clinton. But she was pretty fired up. Cut one. I come tonight with a very... Very full heart. And I want especially to thank New Hampshire. Over the last week, I listened to you. And in the process, I found my own voice. You guys know who James Carville is? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Guess who's helping Hillary? Really? Oh, really? Bringing in the big guns. Wow, dude.

13:59He was Bill's guy. He was Bill's guy, man. And they've been trying to keep that the biggest secret in the world. That they're bringing in Carville. And so yesterday, I'm listening to, I don't know what, but it was on the radio. So they had this guy that's currently helping her out. And they asked him directly, are you bringing in James Carville? The rumor is you're bringing in James Carville. And he goes, well, we would welcome anybody that would have input. But specifically, are you bringing in James Carville? What we've been hearing is that you've been having conversations with him now over the last couple of weeks and that you'll be bringing in James Carville. Well, we have ongoing dialogue with a lot of different people. I see. Now, I'm going to point something out to you. And I forgot about this. In regard to Hillary crying. Now, I'm not saying that Hillary faked it. In fact, when I watched it, it looked kind of genuine to me when she started to get choked up. I'm not going to say she faked it. But this is what I, I'm just going to tell you about something that I watched. I watched this girl, and I can't remember what college that she went to. And she was a Hillary supporter.

15:29And they were interviewing her. She had a question for Hillary at a speech that Hillary was giving. And so she was a very attractive young college girl. And so Hillary's people wanted her to ask a question. And so they said, what do you want to ask? And she said, well, I'm really interested in, she said something like global warming. Something like that, okay? And they said, no. No. She said the guy had a clipboard and he was flipping the pages of different things and he found a question and he said, I want you to ask her blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And she goes, okay. And so she said, what do I do? And he said, you just stand right here. She'll know who you are and she'll come to you and raise your hand like you want to ask a question and then she'll call on you. So she did. She asked the question. She was told to ask.

16:30Hillary had this really eloquent answer to it. And they asked the girl, you know, so what do you think about that? And she said, well, she answered the question that they told me to ask really, really good. But I still wish that I could have known about my global warming thing. So, well, what do you take from that? I don't know. I don't know. Maybe they, you know, so they got some stuff they really want to get out and they want to focus on it. Okay, whatever. Don't most candidates do that? I don't know. I just don't know. Maybe they do. I don't know. But most candidates a lot of times will read from a speech. I know that Huck, just off the top of his head, he doesn't use notes. But not everybody has that ability. Right, totally. He's got a trippy brain and he's able to just... So anyway, my point is that we know that she has people asking questions that she wants to be asked. So what if in the coffee shop, this lady was supposed to ask this question? Now, if she's supposed to ask the question, that means Hillary's aware of the question. She knows it's coming and isn't taken off guard by it. That's all. Maybe that was not a planted question. Maybe they're not all planted questions. Maybe only one out of 20 are planted. I don't know. Just saying. Garbage. Garbage.

17:59And Eddie, John McCain won for the Republicans. What's that? Your boy, Eddie. Don't call it a comeback. Now, Eddie, did you see him speak? I saw, what you mean, the last night, his... After the win? Yeah. I love John McCain. I would love if John McCain became our president, or if Mike Huckabee became our president. I really like McCain a lot. He's not the greatest orator. Just, you know, it's not his bag baby. Right. That's all I'm saying. Cut five. My friends, you know, I'm past the age when I can claim the noun kid no matter what adjective precedes it. But tonight, we sure showed him what a comeback looks like. Hey, listen, he should save that clip. Oh, that's cute. That was good. Yeah. That was a good one. Put it on the board. Put it on the board. Sky, were you surprised that your boy didn't do as well for the Democrats? Yeah, I mean, I can't say I was surprised at how Edwards did because that's what the polls were kind of showing that he was going to do, but I was still bummed about it. Yeah. But it's okay. So, I don't know if you guys have heard of this, but Bill Clinton's being criticized everywhere. Bill Clinton is getting criticized everywhere.

19:28They think he's saying stuff that's hurting Hillary. Oh my gosh. That's awesome. This is Bill Clinton on Barack Obama, 71. You said in 2004 there was no difference between you and George Bush on the war, and you took that speech you're now running on off your website in 2004, and there's no difference in your voting record and Hillary's ever since. Give me a break. This whole thing is the biggest fairy tale I've ever seen. Now what they're saying is, He shouldn't be doing that talk for her. And he should clear his throat. And he should definitely use the lozenge. So last night, when she was giving her speech, very curiously, no Bill in the background, no Chelsea in the background, Madeleine Albright in the background, very staff, presidential looking up there, you know? So anyway, that was that stuff. Political nerd, so there it is. What else is happening in the world?

20:28Last night, they did have some award show, even though the writers are still on strike. They still did the People's Choice Awards. This is all... So, I'm one of the people. Where do you vote for that? It was an online vote that had been up for months, yeah. I'm looking at all the different people that won. Rihanna, Ellen DeGeneres. Yes! My wife probably voted for her. Male TV personality of the year? Yeah, what did she win for, Skye? Who, Ellen? Yeah. I think it was favorite female TV personality. Wait, they got that wrong then. Stop it, Eddie. So what's the deal, Skye? The People's Choice Awards is like... Oh, favorite funny female star. That was it. She is so funny. Is it everything? Movies, TV, music? Oh, and she also won for favorite talk show host. Oh, look at that. He is a gay man. He does everything. Awesome. So, uh, here's Daughtry. Oh, no. Come on. Dude. Winning favorite song for the song Home. Cut 23. Well, thank you, Queen Latifah. Thank you very, very much. We couldn't be here tonight. Although, um, we're very, very honored to be accepting this award. No, you're not. From the people. You, the people. And, uh,

21:52You're the reason that we do what we do and why we're able to do what we do, so thank you very much. We couldn't be here or there tonight. Here or there. We couldn't be here or there. And now we're going to disappear into oblivion. I love you all. What a strange acceptance speech. Can somebody tell Daughtry that it's not a band, it's you? Like, Daughtry's not a band. Your name is Chris Daughtry. Stop trying to make it a band. We don't care about that guy in the background. It's so strange, isn't it? Like, why does he have to, like, make it, like, the band? I don't know, but he's into them. Like, he's, you know? Oh, yeah. Dude, you should have called it something then. Yes. Why'd you call it Dodger? Right. Call it something. Apparently, Britney Spears' parents are saying that this whole Dr. Phil thing, he betrayed them. Dude, this is crazy. Because he's been claiming the whole time, I did this on behalf of them.

22:53Right. That was Bill Clinton, by the way. Oh, wow. I didn't know he was interested in this issue. But yeah, okay. So the rep for the Spears family. So I guess this woman, the rep, represents both Jamie and Lynn Spears and speaks on behalf of the Spears parents. So she went on the Today Show this morning. And we know this because it's already aired on the East Coast. And Sean's going to get the audio for us so we can listen to it in a little bit. Her mom or who did? Her mom? Their rep. Their rep. Their rep. for the Spears parents on the Today Show this morning and says that Dr. Phil was inappropriate for bringing up the idea of doing a show based on Britney and that the family feels like Dr. Phil betrayed them by issuing any kind of statement after he met with Britney. Well, yeah. So, you know, they're not denying that they asked him to meet with Brittany, but they're saying any publicity after the fact, like he should have just kept it on the down low. What did they expect? Like he's any other doctor. He's Dr. Phil. Right. Oh, actually, Sean says he now has that audio. Oh, you got it, Shawnee? Yeah, we'll just play it right off the site. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

24:06What's wrong with Dr. Phil's statement is that he made a statement. The family basically extended an invitation of trust for him to come in as a resource to support them, not to go out and make public statements. Any statement publicly that he made because he was brought in under this cloak of trust are just inappropriate. So, you know, we feel like to set the record straight that we need to say that. So were they ever going to do a show with him about intervening in an adult child's life when that child has troubles? No, they were not. No, they were not going to do a show. There are many professionals and many resources that get vetted between this team of people that surround the Spears. And Dr. Phil did broach that issue, and it was vetted amongst the team, but it was decided that that would be detrimental for anybody to ever do that. And so we really felt like, to me personally, being part of this team, I felt that too was inappropriate.

25:10for him to even be self-serving in bringing something like that up. I honestly, now here's my opinion. I was talking about this the other day. I think the reason that they went the Dr. Phil route is because they thought if they sent Phil Smith, she would be like, get out of here. Like, who sent you? Well, your parents did. Well, get out. She don't want anything to do with her parents. So I think that's why they thought, oh, well, he's Dr. Phil. maybe she'll feel that they're both celebrities and she'll feel safe talking to them. I think that's their thinking. Now, if I'm them and my wife has a relationship with his wife or whatever, I think that I would have a level of trust in asking him to do this. I would have a level of trust that maybe would not have anticipated a press release.

26:11personal thought that i when a press release went out saying i was asked to be without him saying hey do you mind if i press release this but if they didn't say that if he didn't say that to me i think i'd be a little bit surprised as the parents when all of a sudden i hear dr phil has press released and said da da da da da da i'd be like what what is he doing like i asked you to do this but why are you press releasing it and what tv show asking us to what I think I would have that reaction. Personally, I think that's fair. Eddie, you're going, well, they should have known that it was Dr. Phil and that he's going to press release it because that's what he does. Well, yeah, kind of. I agree with you. I understand what you were saying, but I also say to myself, first of all, Asking Dr. Phil at this point, who's a crackpot TV star. But they're friends with him, so they don't think he's a crackpot. We think that's our reality, but they're friends. I just don't understand how you would ask Dr. Phil to go like...

27:13medically evaluate Brittany at this point. There's professionals for that. Dr. Phil hasn't practiced medicine. I thought that they wanted him to go evaluate her psychology. That's what I mean. He hasn't done that in years. He's a TV star. But he's a TV star in psychology. Yeah, but to me, I don't get it. I would never ask somebody like that. Even if you guys were friends? No. No. Yeah, I think I understand where they were coming from. In hindsight, I go, that relationship is probably over. Like, the parents and family, forget it. Oh, yeah. Like, any friendship, forget it. And he has to look back on the situation and go, I guess I kind of messed up. Kind of. And according to this report that we're getting this morning where they're saying, yeah, we never said we were doing any TV show. Boy, that whole Dr. Phil announcement that he's canceling the TV show makes a little bit more sense now. You mean canceling the TV show that they never know? Wasn't going to go on? That they didn't know about? Makes me sick. Yeah, it's a pretty weird story. And it makes me think that...

28:28Dr. Phil, it just makes me lose all my credibility for him. I feel like he doesn't... Wait a minute. You lost your credibility for him. You know what she meant. I know what she meant. That's crazy. That is crazy. To be honest, I still think you have credibility with him. I think so. I don't think he's lost any respect for you, and I think he's still completely 100% in on you, personally. Now, here's what we're going to do. You're a jerk. Wait a second. No squinting. No squinting. No squints. You're a jerk. You're losing credibility. Come on. Stop it. You know what I meant. We're going to do the lyrical gangsters. Oh, yes. So we're going to let people give us a call. And if you know the lyrics of songs, you'll do well. We're going to do something called Sean TV. Oh, yes, we are. Sean's going to tell us about a new TV show and give us audio from it. And it's going to be weird because he watches it. Because he's weird. He's a strange guy. Not true. Fervent. No. He's such a great guy. Are you guys ready for Cheater's Hotel? Oh, wait. Well, we're going to do Cheater's Hotel today. We could pass. I would say that we should do that too, but we're going to do it. Demand it. Just demand it. And how about former...

29:55NFL quarterback, current CBS analyst, Phil Simms will be on the show. We'll talk to Phil Simms. Don't forget, the Best of the Mikey Show CD is only out there for ten more days. Or nine more days. Whoa. It's only out there for nine more days. You can get it at select cricket locations. So go get it as soon as you can. Let's see. We got Dane Cook in the Stand-Up Spotlight. The Mikey Show Stand-Up Spotlight. From 5.3. When I was a little kid, I shared everything I had. One brother, right? One brother, five sisters. Dude, I had to wear a tampon just to fit in. I swear to God. Brutal. They used to dress me in their clothes, send me to school in their fashions. I'm the only guy in eighth grade wearing like Wrangler jeans and jellies. Nice. Remember jellies? You get a rock in them. Oh! These shoes are true. I got a brand new denim jacket. They bedazzled it. I had a big glittery unicorn on my jacket. I'm getting beat up in school. Hi.

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35:57I'm John Monti with Traffic on Rock 105.3. Who to call when you need maybe a handyman or a mechanic. You don't call anyone. You just get on your computer. If you have internet, who doesn't? I don't know. I'm out of breath again. But anyways, you go to www.kudzu.com. Remember, it's like mud but with a K. K-U-D-Z-U dot com. This is the only... It's the only resource that you need to find any type of handyman or mechanic or anything else. They've got this virtual house and you have to go and see it because it's crazy. I've never seen anything like it, but you can click on anything in the house, anything on the house, anything around the house to get that type of handyman or mechanic or business to help you out. Awesome. So I really want you to check it out. They really encourage you to put out your opinions, let people know what you think. So go to www.kudzu.com and enjoy. Now back to the Mikey Show featuring Mikey. I rarely remember things that I wanted to say. Eddie. I love causing trouble. Sky. Sit now. Rancho Bernardo. In your community. Shower cap on. Just getting some sun. Sean. Sean wears capri pants? Not capri pants. Boston Rock.

37:15I enjoy the taste of medicine. And Ashley. I can only take really small bites of food. Really small bites of food. The Mikey Show's on. You guys are so cute. Thank you. Rock 105.3. Welcome back to the show. It's 641. Well, good news, Cowboy fans. Jessica Simpson will not be attending the Cowboys playoff game this weekend. San Francisco 49ers hire Mike March as their new offensive coordinator. Wait, say again, Eddie. The 49ers hire Mike March as their new offensive coordinator. Oh, so that means Cam Cameron is probably still talking to St. Louis. Let's see. I want to see what you guys think of this email. And P1s, feel free to call in. 570-1053 is our number. You can use any area code here in San Diego County to make it work.

38:58Hey Mikey, long time P1, never been so compelled to get your guys' thoughts on something than what happened to me last night. I was out on a date with a girl for the second time and she said something that blew me away. We were in the middle of a nice dinner when she said, quote, well, I'm glad we were able to go out again and I knew you're okay because I googled you and you came up clean. I was floored. Romantic. Is this what people do now? I'm going to break in here. Yes. This is actually a pretty big thing that dude had never heard of, but it's a pretty big thing. I was really offended to the point of, I doubt I will see her again. I just can't believe she sat at her computer and typed my name to see what would come up. Maybe I'm just old-fashioned, but that is really weird to me, not to mention, why tell me? Anyway, hope this gets to you. Thanks for entertaining me. Every morning signed P1 Kyle. Okay, so the Google thing. Personally, I don't have anything wrong. I don't have any issues with the Googling thing because I think we also live in a day and age where there's weirdos out there. I mean, all I got to think about is stuff like what just happened in Georgia to this poor chick that went to the University of Georgia. And, you know, I think that women are victims.

40:24And they can be victimized. I think they need to be checking people out, man. I think it's a tool to be able to check people. And not just chicks. Guys, too. So I don't think that there's anything. And then if there was something on there and she feels uncomfortable about it. See, I come from the school of. a hundred percent honest communication saying what you feel saying what's on your mind saying what you think saying what you you know being honest always nothing veiled and so if there was something weird on that google thing you just say it you say hey listen i googled your name and this thing came up of a prison record or no i googled your name and this uh this robbery came up right Are you the same guy? This Chris Hansen video came up. Yeah. Creepy. You know, this newspaper report came up. Whatever. It's open dial. And you can explain it. I mean, if you feel it's going to, you're going to have to explain that sooner or later. It's going to come up. And so you discuss it. I think it's an opportunity, if anything else. Eddie, what do you think? Well.

41:31You guys know I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy. Yes, we know. And I think that that completely ruins the kind of fun of the courtship, of the dating. It just kind of kills the atmosphere for me. I agree with that guy 100%. If somebody told me they Googled me, I would think you're weird. And I would not like it at all. at all yeah i mean definitely there is definitely that school of thought and definitely that person i mean eddie exists and that means he doesn't like that chick and they're not right for each other because what if you know say my name is a common name like joe smith and it comes up and she asked me hey were you involved in that bank robbery Well, no, I wasn't. Do you really believe me now? Eddie, I would be of the Googling type, so I'll tell you something. If your name was Joe Smith, I probably wouldn't do that. Because Joe Smith's too common. Eddie Papani comes up robbing a bank. I'm going to ask you some questions. I would. There could be names like Steve McDaniel or something like that. He's kind of shady. Eddie, what if there was a picture? Then, you know, I'm caught.

42:42What do I say? Maybe that was the time in my life. I don't know. But you would still rather... Don't bring that up, right? I'd rather be able to tell you myself. Tell you the story when I feel like it. Maybe I don't feel comfortable enough yet. Skye, what do you think? I 100% support the Googling. Yeah. Google everybody all the time. Why? Well, because... Well, you are the Google master. What can it hurt? And if this dude has something in his past that he's trying to hide, and if he's creeped out... that you're trying to protect yourself, then yeah, whatever, move on. Hey, listen. I say do it. You Google my name, you're going to find that KSJO, you're going to find all the KSJO controversy stuff. I've talked about the KSJO controversy stuff on the air before. These comments that I made when I was working in Dallas, beaming my show back to KSJO, and comments that were, sort of turned into something that they weren't they were turned into me being a child hater and um listen if i was ever in a situation where a girl said hey i googled this stuff i want the opportunity to say what the deal is and if there's still a problem probably not the right person for me but what i'm saying is you know you're on your second date with this girl you're you got those you know like oh fun feelings and everything's you know

44:06going well and she brings that up i mean doesn't that just kill the mood i gotta tell you you guys know me i'm weird i'm a strange guy and i i like off kilter i like you know sort of uh engaging dialogue things that it depends and it's all too in the way it happens like if we're like ha ha ha we're just in the middle of a thing and how i googled you what is this thing that if it happens that way i'm weirded out it And also, if it happens in any sort of accusatory, like, hey, I found this thing, and the squinting eyes. But if it comes up in a way that could be presented as a source of dialogue, I'm weird enough that I think I would... Well, I know. I like weird conversations. I do. I like weird conversations. I like when things are not conventional. I like... strange uh so i i would be for it but i get where eddie's coming from it's a real you know it what eddie's feeling is is basically it's an it's an old-fashioned feeling and it's an old-fashioned thing and he says i'm old-fashioned man i don't want that i want us to discover things about each other in the natural way not on the internet you know it's just how i am there you go 570-1053

45:27What do you think? P1 Not-A-Killer's on the line. And he says he's not a killer. Are you there, Not-A-Killer? I'm sure I'm not a killer. What's going on? Well, I've been talking with this girl for like eight months, talking on the phone, going out, and we IM each other quite a bit. I haven't heard from her for a while, a couple of days. And anyways, I was chatting with her last night, and I got her to open up and talk to me again. And the long and short of the conversation is she Googled me, my same nickname and last name killed somebody in New York. Uh-oh. Wait, with your same nickname? Yeah, my name is, like, everybody's called me Pete since I was two, right? That's not my legal name, you know? I have another legal name, which I told her. You know, I told her from the beginning of the get-to-know-each-other period, where she's like, oh, you know, what's your middle name? And so, you know, I had to explain to her, well, this is my legal name, and this is what people have called me ever since. and some other guy with the same nickname, not the same first name, but the same nickname and last name. Okay, what is your nickname? Pete. Pete. Okay, okay, that's what I thought. I just wanted to be sure. Yeah. So somebody named Pete Johnson, let's say your name's Pete Johnson. Okay, she Googles. You're actually pretty close. Now, let me ask, yeah, is your last name common? Very, yeah. Okay, so you have a very common last name, and so there was a Pete Johnson that turned up that killed somebody in New York. Right.

46:59Okay, she Googled it, and she says, hey, here's what I found. Yeah. I have a simple, I have a, I have a, I think a pretty simple question. Wouldn't a guy that killed somebody be in jail? Well, yeah, and, you know, I was trying to reason with her. I was like, look, you know, this whole time, you know, we're talking about going to church and godly stuff, and, you know, I live in San Diego, and, you know. Where does she live? What's that? Where does she live? She lives here in San Diego. Okay. And this thing that happened in New York, when did it happen? I guess it just happened recently. I didn't personally Google it myself to look it up. Sounds like a brilliant girl. Well, and also to add to her brilliance, like, does the news normally report on people using their nicknames? Like, I thought the news uses legal names. Well, she had, if I understand your question correctly, like, she had copied and pasted part of the article to me.

47:59And I knew that because the format that it was in just was really newsy. Right. I'm sorry, go ahead. Well, if it just happened, you know, if it just happened, you would think the guy would be in custody. I mean, if they know who he is, you would think he would be in custody. Unless he flew to the West Coast. She sounds crazy to me. Crazy. All of it. Sounds crazy to me. Tell them why, Ashley. Why do you think she sounds crazy? The fact that, like, you guys are... Getting to know each other and all this, and, like, she Googles you and is, like, freaking out, thinking that you murdered someone in New York is crazy to me. That's insane to me. Like, I don't get that. That's insane to me, too. That's weird. That's actually the name I called her. I was like, you're crazy. Like, that's paranoia. That's crazy what happens. She's got the one, probably, who's got some issues going on. Well, listen, it does sound a little bit unusual. That's not the point. I mean, you know, the... Are you there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you're... I mean, the point is, it's Googling, and yeah, that goes on. You can never be too careful, but let's keep it within reason, people. Well, it sounds like maybe, just my opinion, I don't think Googling people is necessarily unreasonable. I think maybe this girl is a little unreasonable.

49:19Yeah, you have to interpret what you find and use common sense when interpreting what you find. My common sense would say... Google sense. Yeah, my Google sense. My Google sense would say, this guy's probably in jail that just did this. It's probably in jail, not in San Diego. I want to cut you a little. Oh, no. That guy that was on the date, what was that girl looking for? And if she found something, would she have been like, oh, I can't go out to dinner with you tonight. You know, my... parakeet is having an existential dilemma you know would she have called it off because she found that some guy with the same name had you know probably Yeah, if I was a dating woman and I Googled a guy and I found that he, you know, just a couple months prior had been, like, brought up on... I had no idea. Yeah, I didn't know. No, we're not talking about that. But if I, like, Googled a guy and I found out... Number 72, eh? I'm constantly Googling the number 72. That's not what I'm talking about. He comes in my favorite color. Yes, he does. Well, now I don't...

50:23even want to make this. Ebony and I for ego together just like Roman and me. He played in Tampa Bay. What is this? Hello, Roman? No. Roman? No. I don't believe you ever told me you spent time in Tampa Bay. I hate Buccaneers. Who doesn't? It's over. Yes. See what that Googling will get you, Sky? See? Finding out that guy played in Tampa. Wait. You won a Super Bowl with him, though. Does that mean anything to you? I'm back. I like him again. All the way in. There's a guy on the line right now. Says that his dad is a pedophile. This girl he was dating Googled, found his dad's name. He's Junior. Same name. Want to talk to that guy? Yeah. Talk to him next. Mikey? I've never called in before, but I love your show, and you guys rock. Oh, that's awesome. Hey, it's Clint, and my New Year's resolution is to lose weight. I hate to even say that, but, you know, a hundred times I've said, I'm going to lose weight. I'm going to be in shape for summer. Well, I've got two boys, and I need to be healthy for them.

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54:44I didn't do too bad. No, you didn't do so well. I kind of went out in the middle. What's going on in the middle? It's not doing good. I played with my family over the holiday break, and I did really well. Did Leonard Skinner take you out? No, I was playing with the in-laws. I wasn't playing with Skinner. I was also in the African-American Open one time, which was really, really good. That was in Oakland about two years ago, and it was wonderful. I was an honoree. Please stop. So it's going to be a lot of fun. If you know how to play Hold'em, come on out. It's a great atmosphere. Lots of times people are kind of freaked out about playing in casinos, but it's lots of fun. It's kickback. We're going to have a great time. So tonight it's a $65 buy-in for this. Well, it is. It's fun. I was very anxious the first time I played in a casino. Like everyone was going to be mad at me. friends well yeah like if you like bet wrong or do something no whatever come on we're all friends here so it's a socal world series of poker pre-circuit showdown tonight at harrah's ring con for more plus i have this strange tell i pass gas when i'm going when i'm gonna fold and for more details

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57:31A Red Sox won. She's going to allow all of this. She said she found it or she's going to allow it? Well, she found it and we're still in the discussion. I see. Eddie gave me some great advice about pick my battles. That's the battle you're picking? Red Sox got a belt? Hello. You saw the picture of it. Sexy. Interesting battle. Just wanted in there. So before we went to break, we were telling you that this topic came up. We got an email of this guy that said that he went on a second date with a girl, and she told him that she'd Googled him. Eddie says that is the weirdest thing. He would think she's weird. He thinks it's weird. It's weird. I say, you know, whatever. Go for it. 570-1053. P1 Daniel. Are you there, Daniel? Yeah, I'm still here. So Daniel says his father is a pedophile, a convicted pedophile? Yes, he is. Okay. Wow. You went on a date, and the girl Googled you, and your dad's name came up because you're junior. Different middle name, same person last. Okay. And so, you know, one of the things that I was thinking was, man, it's almost as uncomfortable to say, well, it's not me, it's my father. You know, that must have been extraordinarily uncomfortable. It took me a while to explain it to her and her family.

59:00You know, was she able to get over that? Yeah, we're just not visiting him. And if I do visit him, it's by myself. She didn't want to, well, obviously she doesn't want to meet the guy. She didn't want to have anything to do with him. When we first started dating, she has a six-year-old son. He's 10 now. Yeah, right. And so that was obviously an issue for her. Yes, it was. Oh, man. Wow. Listen, it's a hard thing to overcome, I feel for you. I mean, you didn't do the... the crime but you're paying for it in a way uh you're gonna always be connected to it which which is uh part of i don't know i guess it's part of the crime the one of the worst things that he did was not only was it the kids that were affected your his family you were affected by it but uh all right hey thanks for the call man that's daniel it's p1 daniel uh a lot of things to do this morning We're going to be hitting on a lot of different things, but I want to do a little Lyrical Gangsta with you. Now, The Mikey Show presents the search for the truth behind the words and the logic behind the lyrics. It's time to play Lyrical Gangsta. It's the Lyrical Gangsta. I got it. I got it. I got it. It's a fun game. The way that it works is all you do is you call us if you are good at song lyrics. If you're the type of person that when you listen to music on the radio here on Rock 105.3 or

1:00:29at any time, and you really are into the words that they're singing, this game's for you. Like I've said before, my brother would be the worst at it. He'd be the absolute worst because he doesn't listen to any of the lyrics at all. He doesn't pay attention. Eddie, do you pay attention to the lyrics? I'm half and half. Sometimes I just kind of mumble along when I'm singing. I don't really know exactly what I'm singing. But sometimes I'm okay at it. My wife is real into lyrics. Like they mean every, like the lyrics is like what drives a song for her. Yeah, I'm definitely not that. I'm kind of half and half. Sometimes I care. Sometimes I don't. Yeah. Sometimes it takes me a while to want to know what they're saying. In the beginning, I don't care. I'm just into the beat. P1 Suburban Cowboy is on the line. Suburban Cowboy, how are you, man? Good. What's happening? What's going on? Not too much. You working right now or what are you doing? I'm actually in my car on my way to work. Okay, cool. Are you ready to play Lyrical Gangsta? Sure. All right, here we go. Your question is, in the song Hips Don't Lie by Shakira, what does she make a man speak? She makes him speak Spanish. Yes. She makes a man want to speak Spanish.

1:02:00You know, you caught me on one, I don't know. That's a tough one, dude. P1 Birdman. Espanol, please. Birdman, you ready to play? Yes, sir. All right, here we go. Your question is, in the song Rocky Mountain Way by Joe Walsh, he spent the last year Rocky Mountain Way and couldn't get much what? Robin? Oh. Oh, dude. I don't know the song, dude. Sorry about that. He couldn't get much higher. Oh. That's right. P1 Tony. Hey, good morning, guys. Good morning, dude. How are you? Pretty good. Are you ready to try this out? Yeah. Here we go. Your question is, in the song Bad Day by Daniel Powder, after you work at a smile, where do you go? Guy's house, nothing, man. Yes. Yeah, that's the answer. That is incorrect. You go for a ride. Work at a smile and you can't wait.

1:03:16Very close. Tough. As in, didn't get it at all. Really close. P1 Antics. Good. You ready to play? Yep. Let's do it. Your question is, in the song Stronger by Kanye West, Kanye says you can be his black what tonight? Manservant? Doesn't he say you can be my black manservant tonight? I think he does. I thought he did too. No, actually. He says it's Black Kate Moss. Sorry, bro. P1, I don't want to go to work. Good morning. Good morning. Do you know lyrics pretty good? Yes, sir. All right, let's do this. In the song Rockstar from Smash Mouth, the singer says... The song All Star by Smash Mouth. The singer says you're a rock star.

1:04:17To get the show on and get what? You weren't even singing it. You were there. You threw me off with the rock star. Oh, no. I almost had, I can't feel bad. We did throw it. Give her another one. I'm going to give you another one. Thank you. And by the way, the answer to that one is you're going to get paid. Hey, now, you're a rock star. Get the show on. Get paid. Dalla Dalla Bills. Y'all. All right, let me give you another one. Are you ready? All right. All right. In the song Man in the Mirror by Michael Jackson, he states that he is starting with the man in the mirror. What is he asking him to do? Change my mind. Oh, so close. So close. So close. He's asking him to change his ways. I felt bad, too, because I messed up the

1:05:31first one. P1 James. What's up, Mikey? Come on. We've got to get a winner today. This is the last one. We've got to get a winner today. Are you ready? I'm ready. In the song Slow Ride by Foghat, the singer suggests that you take it what? Take it easy. You got it. You got it, dude. That's what I'm talking about. Hang on the line, will you? Hang on. Finally. That's the trick. You got to sing the song in your head. That's right. Real quick. Right. Real quick. Because I did that when Eddie said that. And that works. Here you go. I thought, Eddie, you're a genius. What did she think that Michael Jackson was asking him to change his mind? Change his mind. I'm asking you to change his mind. Oh, yeah. Don't go away. Sean TV on the way. Cheaters Hotel on the way. Oh, no. It's all coming up on The Mikey Show. Don't go anywhere. You are listening to The Mikey Show.

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1:11:08And I don't stop. Okay, it's 7-14. The LAPD has slapped Britney Spears with a restraining order to keep her at least 100 feet away from K-Fan. Former Padres receiver Goose Gossage voted into baseball's Hall of Fame. So Ashley was hitting on her yoga instructor, apparently, she said before the show. That's what? That is not what I said at all. Is that not what she said? But thanks. No. You did not say that you hit on him? No. Did he hit on you? No, no, no, no. I thought that he was cute, told another yoga instructor who told him, and then he emailed me and asked me out. So he was hitting on you? I feel like it's a forced him hitting on me. I feel like it's not genuine. Oh, my God. You forced the issue. I didn't want him to ask me out. All I did was tell the other yoga instructor I thought he was cute, and then she goes and tells him to ask me out, and now it's weird. As a single lady, when is the last time you were asked out just five?

1:12:14Flat out without having to put a gun to someone's head. Like just flat out hit on. Yes, without having to break their arm behind their back. I don't... I got a recent one. It's been a while. Eddie does not count. I was hit on by a high school student. Excuse me? Think about it. What is she talking about? You were hit on by a high school student. What? I'm very full of youth. I beg your pardon. I don't think that's what you're full of. I don't think that's what you want to be full of. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? When? That's crazy! Well, this was recently. I love how they just mentioned this. When you were trolling the high schools? No, I was not trolling the high schools. I have a friend who has a relative. that plays on a high school basketball team. So she's like, will you please go to the game with me? And I'm like, okay. So we go to the game. Oh, you know who plays basketball? Eddie. I'm just saying. People? Normally tall people? Yeah, tall people. We know where you're going with this, Eddie.

1:13:33Was it an NBA game or was it... I told you it was a high school game. Oh, a high school game. Oh, a high school game. Did you not hear me say that? Yeah, in Watts. You like them young, huh? No, not in Watts. Oh, you're right. Here in the county. Oakland Unified High School. Here in the county. I see. So... Anyway... Oh, man. So, yeah, so we go to this game, and, you know, we're sitting in the bleachers, and we're chatting, and this dude comes and sits right next to me on my right-hand side, and my friend's sitting on my left-hand side. And we're sitting there, and, you know, I'm, to be honest, a little bit bored, so I kind of start doing the, like, I'm overly into the game because I'm trying to entertain myself, you know? So I'm, like, cheering at stuff. I don't even know how basketball works, so whatever. So I'm just trying to make it work. the best of it. What high school? I don't want to say. Why not? Come on. Why? Because what if this dude's listening or his friends are listening? Make a high school up. I was at Mission Hills High School. Really? Yes. I was at Mission Hills High School. She doesn't want to ruin her newfound area. Boy toy. Chris Hansen might be listening. Boy toy.

1:14:52I want to wrestle you so freaking bad. I can't wait to hear this. The kid. Well, we know it was not Mission Hills High. So what was his name? It won't matter. It won't matter. God, please. Why not? Because kids at this age, like, dude, if this were to ever get back to this kid, then I was the one that he was trying. Oh, please. It's hard in high school. They get me fun of. He doesn't know who you are. Oh, so nobody listens to this show? He doesn't know who you are. I didn't say it. You didn't say it? Well, how do you do? I'm Sky from the Mikey Show. No, I did not. Hello. I know it's like meeting Angelina Jolie. Yes, you may have a photograph. One. No flash. Can you stop? Oh, my number. Turn the flash off. I have number. My name's Skye. What's happening? Is that how you introduce yourself? I mean, would you like to hear from the basketball game? I'm borderline checking out right now. I'm about to check out. So like I said, I'm kind of bored. I don't get what's going on. So whenever like the crowd reacts, I like.

1:16:00I'm overly into it. You know, homie, I can be like a jackass sometimes, especially when I'm bored. Yes. And otherwise. What? Bored or otherwise. You know, bored mostly. Mostly when you're bored. It's when you're bored, really. Only when you're bored. Only. It's only when you're bored. I'm just trying to have fun. But anyways. So their team, the team where they're supporting, the one that my friend has a relative that plays on, scores. Mission Hills. Yeah, yes, yes. From downtown. No. From downtown. Well, the one I was singing in my head was the one in San Marcos. Yes. It doesn't matter because it's not the school I was at regardless. So the team where they're supporting scores, basket, I believe it's called. everybody's like getting excited and whatever because it's, you know, kind of a close game. So I start high-fiving my friend and then the dude next to me stands up and is clapping. So I go to him for the high-five and then that kind of opens the lines of communication. You on birth control or are you sticking with condoms? You know, and he's asking me, oh, you know.

1:17:11he's never seen me before. Who am I here supporting? Who do I know? And I'm telling, oh, this is my friend. My name's Skye. What's happening? Please. Could be a fly on that wall. Oh, yes. Was he cute? Well, he's a minor, Ashley, so I don't... So that's so yes. You can still answer. So yes. Hot. Hot, actually. Hot. Was he African-American? None of these things matter. Can you please help us? None of these things matter. Was he really? We're trying to be in the stands with you. Oh, hell. What did he look like? He was attractive and Hispanic. Hispanic? Yes. Oh. I believe Hispanic. I mean, I didn't ask him, but he looked Hispanic. I am. So locked into this story right now. I want bread to sop it up. I like my minors a little spicy. I don't go out with minors. Sipping on gin and juice. I'd like a minor latte. Can you put a little jalapeno on that? A little kick in the pants on that one? Whatever.

1:18:29I asked him what the weather was. I said, cold today, hot tamale. He said, how hot? And I said, on a scale of 1 to 10, about a 12. He was en fuego. Could I get a little extra junk in mine, please? Ah, how are you, mijo? Would you like me to sign your yearbook? Huh, Jose? K-I-T. Or the close B. See you this summer. TTFN. Don't check out. Come on. Do not check out. We haven't even got to the meat of this thing yet. Yeah, the meat of it. Maybe you guys should behave. Okay, he was Hispanic. How old? Well, see, at this point, I don't know his story. Guys, I thought he was 41. Pablo Español. He was 15, but he looked 32.

1:19:34He was 14, but he didn't look a day over 15. In his letterman's jacket. He was tall. He wasn't one of the players. He was a guy in the stands. Yeah, he was watching the game. Oh, I thought you said he was tall. I thought you said you were playing basketball in high school. No, Eddie was making the leap about people who play basketball in their race. I was? What? Excuse me? So what happened? How dare you? What happened? Well, like I said, the high five kind of opened the lines of communication. Thank goodness. Well, you wouldn't want to be rude. So anyway. What does this goodness mean? So what happened? You're so dumb. So we start chatting. You know, he's asking me who I'm there supporting. And then I start asking him who he's supporting. And I don't know why, but I just assumed that I did. I basically didn't think he went to that school. Like, I thought he was like me. Like, I thought he was there supporting people. And then he starts talking about how some of his friends play and are on the team. And then it kind of starts to dawn on me, oh yeah, you're in a high school gymnasium right now.

1:20:50These are this guy's friends. Well, there's nothing wrong at this point. You're having a conversation. No, no. We're just having a conversation. He didn't see your wedding ring when he high-fived that hand? Like I said, he was sitting on my right side. My girlfriend was sitting on my left side. So, I don't know. Plus, I take it off when I go to high school. Oh, Eddie. How dare you. Really? Really. Left it in the car. Yeah, I leave it in the car. No, I never take my wedding ring off. Where'd that sucker go? I seem to have misplaced it in my pocket. I keep it there in case I high-fiver. Yeah. Minor. Go ahead, Valdez. What else you got? Valdez. Odd, what's happened? Stop checking out. How did you become in love? Well, if you guys are going to go on this right now, I'm going to go back to TMZ.com. No more rant. No more rant. No more rant. So you high-fived, and he said he was there watching friends play. Right. And so we started chatting and then I go, oh, do you go to this school? Because for some reason I made the assumption that he didn't, like that he was there supporting. We got it. You said that already. Oh, he did. And he goes, yeah, I'm a senior. And I'm like, wow, how old are you? I think you're nervous right now. Well, it's weird because you guys are turning it into something creepy and illegal. I didn't do anything. We haven't even heard anything yet. And it's not. But you're like, you're telling the same story over again. You're nervous. Well, you guys are making it.

1:22:20creepy and i want to reiterate the fact that nothing inappropriate happened we're not gonna say anything else so what happened next so thank you so yeah so we're just talking about basic stuff yes he goes to school yes he's a senior and i'm like how old are you and he says he's 17 and dang it yeah and um but he he isn't asking me any real questions about that and so okay and then he finally asked me if i'm single Did he ask you how old you were? No. How old did he think you were? Oh, he did? I don't know. But he asked me if I was single, and I immediately laughed and then showed him my wedding ring. And then I said, yeah, I'm 30 years old. And then he looked really red and embarrassed. Oh. Look at his face. What was it like before Cars? No. Whatever. Hey, where were you when Nixon was shot? Oh. If it wasn't Nixon, it was... Forget it. Like, she would know that. Actually, I have no idea. Nixon was shot? Who's Nixon? When did he get shot? P1 Ron? Yeah. What do you think? Hey, I think that kid did it on a dare. Why? Ask the old lady out. Yeah. Hey, ask that grandmother out on a date. I do not think so. Stop it. Maybe she's a widow. Maybe she's a widow.

1:23:46And she's very cute. Well, you know kids in high school, they're jackholes when they're bored. Skye looks really young. She doesn't look like she's in high school. Sorry. If this guy's a senior... She's 30. It's not like she was. She was just in her 20s. I think Skye can look like she's in her 20s and maybe this kid thought he was going to score with a girl in her 20s. I think Skye could easily pull like 26, right? Hey, listen, I was going to say 24, but hey, if you think she's that old looking, that's your prerogative, Ashley. I mean, if that's what you want to say, that's what you want to put out there about her. I don't think so. I think she's more youthful. Old. Are you done? Anyways. All right. Wow. Oh, wow. Garcia, I had no idea. So, I guess that was the end of that, right? Yeah. Is he in your top 10 yet in MySpace? Shut up. And then it was kind of awkward and we, you know, just like some... It was awkward kissing at that point because I knew I was doing something wrong. It was weird when he asked me to winter bowl. But I said yes. Of course. Strangest part was saying hello to the parents that night. Because one of them was my gardener. Oh my gosh. Oh well. Anyway. So about Nixon. Who is that again? P1 Alex?

1:25:12Are we about to make out right now? Go ahead, Alex. I was talking to Beto last night at that basketball game. No, it was Beto. Maybe it was Beto. No, she would have known. She's hot, dude. Oh, wow. Did you go for it? Did you ask, is your name Beto? Yes, I did, and he said no. Mikey Show. Hello. 570-1053, if you'd like the topic up for grabs. Is it okay to date a guy in high school if you're 30 and married? That's not the topic. That's the topic. There is no topic. The topic is 30-year-old married women dating younger guys. It was a personal story. In high school. It is not a topic. The topic is Skye's Hot. Yes. It's hit on. The topic is Skye is so... Everyone and anyone. The topic is Skye is so hot, she'll date Mission Hills high guys. That's not the topic. I know you'll like them. I love them. Yeah, high school guys. That's right. Seriously. If there's any topic, but it feels so good. Oh, no. Well, no, there's no topic. Sky was writing his name on her computer monitor this morning. The Sharpie pen. Yeah, I was writing on the computer monitor with a Sharpie. Mikey Show. P1 Ball Brigade. Hey, I was just wondering if it's a possibility that, you know, Sky's just saying that she got a hit on just to make herself feel better.

1:26:34Skye, are you saying that you got hit on to make yourself feel better? Why do I need to make myself feel better? I don't know. Maybe you're... Am I depressed? I have a low self-esteem. Yeah. Maybe I have a low self-esteem and maybe you're a jackhole because you're bored. Thank you. Maybe you just want to talk on the radio. Mikey Show. Hey, it's you and Uncle Albert. Hi, Uncle Albert. Sorry, Uncle Albert. Favorite uncle. Yeah, this reminds me, like, Friday Night Lights. What's up, Skye? What's going on? Skye, you have to admit. Oh, if it was Riggins, I would have gone home. Oh, really? I would have gone home. Oh, yeah. Rigg in the pocket. But he's in high school, too. But in real life, he's an adult. So then it makes it okay. And in my mind, on Friday Night Lights, he's probably been kept back a couple years and is really, like, a lead changer. Thank you. P1 Good Times is on the line. Go ahead, P1 Good Times. P1 Good Times, are you there? Hello? Maybe P1 Good Times. You're a bad person, Scott. Why? I didn't hit on anyone. I was just having a friendly conversation with some dude sitting next to me. He hit on her. Some hot Mexican stud. For the record. Was it real uncomfortable sitting there after the reveal?

1:27:55Yeah, well, luckily it was getting towards the end of the game, so I just kind of pretended like me and my girlfriend had, you know, some real important stuff to talk about, and the game was over, and it was like, oh, so it's very nice meeting you. Take care. P1, Andy. Yeah, what did Donkey Kong have to say about all this? Great question. Did you tell? Yeah, of course. Bunny Boo? Yeah, of course. Your husband, Bunny Boo, a.k.a. Donkey Kong. So you told him when you got home, or did you? Yeah. What did he say? It was like the first thing because I thought it was so funny. He thought it was funny. Right. He started laughing. He's probably like... And then he started making the jokes and like, oh, Mrs. Robinson, leave me for the younger man. No more high schools for you. Did he give you permission? I thought at that point it was a fair question. If that's unfair... We have a very solid marriage. If that is unfair, we won't go there at all. Unbelievable, Mikey. Wow. First, Ashley calls Sky old-looking. Whoa. She did not. Then I ask if you got permission. Yeah. What'll happen next? Oh, my God. Sean's got Sean TV coming. Yes, yes, yes, Sean. We're about to find out about a TV show that Sean watches that no one else watches. Good one, Mike. Oh, good. Okay. We'll get into something more comfortable, like a coma. Yeah.

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1:33:26To me, it wasn't as bad as that first time I did it when I originally went to Frogs Fitness. I hadn't worked out in years. This has only been about four months since I've gone to the gym. It was hard, and it sucks, and I'm really sore today. I'm really tired. I got home last night, and I didn't even eat dinner. I was so tired. How much are you going to give it? What do you mean? How often are you going to work out? minimum twice a week, I'm going to try and go at least three times a week. You're going to get in shape. Yeah, I want to. I mean, it's one of those New Year's resolution things, you know, that a lot of people make. And you can, too, if you want to work out, I highly recommend Frogs Fitness. That's the one thing that gets me through it, is that the people at Frogs Fitness are cool. My trainer is super cool. And, like, they have on every cardio machine your own personal TV monitor. And you can watch whatever you want. So there's no community TVs. You watch what you want to watch. And it makes the time go by quicker. So much better. I had it on SportsCenter. I can watch SportsCenter. Sometimes when you work out, you have to put yourself into another place. Just because if you think about what you're doing, it's crazy. I'll put it on Oxygen. The O Network.

1:34:51That's awesome. My time. Exactly. So you can join Frogs Fitness with me. To find a location near you, go to their website, frogsfit.com, or give them a call at 877-FROGS-FIT today. The Mikey Show. Where you'll get a physical for your morals from Dr. Phil. The bottom line is, is that this Britney Spears needs Dr. Phil. No, I don't know about that. When we spoke in the hospital room. She started saying how her pet llama Ned wanted to get a quick shave before he babysat the kid. What are you talking about? This is what she told me. She didn't want Ned to shave off the beard because she thought it was cool. The llama has a beard? This is what Brittany was saying? What? Are you on something? Are you on something? She told me that. She told me that. I patted her on the head and I got the hell out of the room. Uncle Cracker. Welcome back. It is 7.39. The SWAT team was called out to Harris Rincon yesterday after a woman claimed she killed her husband. After the search, they found nothing. The Falcons are said to be pursuing USC's Pete Carroll as their head coach. Really? Yeah. Do you think he would ever leave USC? For maybe the right opportunity, he may. Falcon's job is not the right opportunity. I wouldn't.

1:36:20You got to think he would love being at SC with all that stuff. Oh, yeah. It's a cake job, man. Sean likes watching his TV. Whatever Sean likes sounds good to me. Yes. Whatever Sean likes, well, you know that it might be. Not as gay as something. Watch my mic. When he's watching, you know he's standing up. This is Sean TV. This is definitely a feature that I get nervous about. Well, I say nervous because, you know, my sensibilities are different than Sean's. And sometimes Sean watches some shows that, you know, some of us might think are outrageous. But like that Spenny and Wenny or what was it? Penny versus Spenny. Beanie versus Weenie. No. Penny's Spenny. Which was, I think, the last one we did.

1:37:20And it was one of the most outrageous shows I think I've ever heard about. And Sean really enjoys it. Sean, what do you have this week? Mike, this week we're going to the Lifetime Network. No, you do not watch the Lifetime Network. I absolutely do. For all the drama occurs. You do not, Sean. I do. I definitely do. Why? Well, they have a few shows that are good. I mean, I don't watch like, you know, Will and Grace or anything like that. That would be ridiculous. That would be dumb. That'd be gay. You know, they play Frasier every now and then. I'll watch it. Frasier? Okay. So what? No, they have really good reality shows. And a new reality show they have, which is one of my new favorites, is called Top This Party. Oh. Oh, I'm intrigued. I'm intrigued. Have you ever heard of that? I've never heard of that. Scott, have you ever heard of that? No. Anybody on the show ever heard of that? I'm intrigued. No. Tell me more. Top this party. Top this party. Okay, Ashley, I'll tell you all about it. I'm already in. It's a show that features party planners for very wealthy individuals. Okay. These people plan parties for not only like, you know, corporations, but also for very rich private individuals. This guy in particular, he works in the Los Angeles area. His name is Brian.

1:38:43And he says that unless you make $2 million a year, he doesn't even want to talk to you. Wow. Whoa. And he got a really challenging client named Karen who owns an ad agency. She makes well over $2 million a year. She has a personal assistant, an Asian personal assistant, who has had plastic surgery to make herself look like Karen. What? That is how dedicated this personal assistant is. What did she get done? Does she say that? Yeah, she says it at some point. She got her hair done. She got her eyes done. She got something done on her mouth to make her look more like Karen. And she feels that that is a dedicated person. That is how dedicated you should be. That you will look like the person you work with? Yeah. Psycho. And she actually lives with her. She lives with her on the premises. And she has an agreement with Karen that if and when she does get married, that she and her husband will live on the property with her. Wow. Yeah, it's a real interesting relationship. Okay. So in this particular clip, though, they're going over the details of their party, which is going to cost about $200,000 to throw. And it's a what party? Like what kind of party?

1:40:01The occasion is Karen recently got divorced. And so it's like a singles party. Okay. The theme is a safari theme, but there's something very particular that she would like this guy and his team to do. You know how when you're eating at a party, it's really hard to juggle your glass and your food? Can your people just serve people like put the food in their mouth? Stuff it in. Write that down. I don't care how good looking my staff is. There are some people that are not going to want them sticking their hands in their mouth. And then maybe roast a pig. No, are you serious? You're going to have to build a gigantic sand pit and roast a pig right there on the deck. Now, can you get live animals on a yacht? Are you going to stick a live lion in a box? Let's have an elephant. People are weird, man. People are weird. Yeah, it was so crazy. Like, they literally wanted, on this yacht where they were going to throw the party, they wanted to have an elephant and a lion. On a yacht. On a yacht. Did she get it or no? She did not get it. And the main reason was because her assistant got really, really angry. Yeah. They wanted to arrive to this party on a helicopter. Yeah. And, you know, Brian told them, you have to have a certain amount of clearance in order to get a helicopter in. It's a law. Uh-huh. So he went to give them some alternates to this entrance rather than the helicopter. It didn't go so well.

1:41:31Her assistant got really angry and upset. This won't happen. We can't do the helicopter. But I came up with four other really fun options for you. Hot air balloon. No. No. How about if you come in on the back of the most gorgeous black motorcycles with these hot guys driving? No, no, no. Well, how about we get a helicopter? I was trying to control myself. Normally, I would go crazy. I would throw things, and I want to give him a chance to explain to me why he weren't able to do that. The helicopter's not going to happen. If you can't get that, then there's no point. I can't work with you like that. Why can't we get that? I told you clearly why we couldn't get it. And there's no way that you'd work around it? No. No, no, no. I'm going to change. I'm going. There's no way I could watch that. It reminds me of My Sweet 16. Spoiled brats that have to... Only with adults. Oh, that's the worst. It's called Top This Party. It's on Lifetime Fridays at 10 and 10.30. Sounds great. Fine, that show. It's another great show, Mike. Put it on the board. You know what I just thought? With that kind of dough, you know Rob would be asking for bizarre...

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1:48:29Back to the Mikey Show featuring Mikey. I put things off. I do like to put things off until the last minute. Eddie. I keep a log of my insults. That must be a pretty long log. That's what she said. Oh my. Save that clip. I don't often drink milk, but when I do, I have to salt it. Boston Rob. I got ideas, man. They're worth money. No. And Ashley. I don't know anything about that. Save that clip. Save that clip. You will save that clip. I will not. So our studio is basically frozen. Awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cold? Well, we got this mouse deal. Oh, the computer's frozen? Yeah, it controls the computer. Great. It's frozen. So I can't play anything. It's kind of hard to play anything.

1:49:35I don't think it'll affect using the phone. I don't think. Which is what we gotta do. Oh, I'm nervous now. I can play stuff from in here if you need me to. Yeah. For the time being. Hit the Cheaters Hotel bed. Yeah, hit the Cheaters Hotel song. Here's one. Cheaters Hotel is the cheaters that you like them. Cheaters are cheaters and they cheat when they're cheating. Cheating on people is what they do the best. And so now let's do it right now. Here comes Ron Food. Ron Food is the rescue. That's right. Okay, we got an email from P1 Leslie who thinks that... Well, let's get her on. Leslie, are you there? Yes, I'm here. Hi. Hi, guys. Leslie, I'm going to get some info from you, all right? Okay. I'm going to get some information. Eddie said that you... You know that the guy's cheating because you already saw him cheating. You want to humiliate him. Yeah, I mean, yeah, he's been seeing this girl, Amanda. And I know because, like, one of his buddies told me. And I kind of looked into it further. And, like, I know for a fact that he is cheating. What is his name? Well, in her email, it said... Jared. Jared. She saw him and this girl parked in a car together. But she hasn't really seen them.

1:51:02You know, Leslie, when you say you saw him cheating, like, that's kind of, I don't know. I think that's jumping. You saw them in a car together? Yeah. Well, I need more details. Like, who is this woman in relationship to him? I mean, she basically works with him. Okay, so a co-worker. And then where did you see them parked together? Well, they were walking outside of his job. They got in his car and went to lunch. That doesn't mean they're cheating. No, but it looked very, I mean. But his buddy told me that he is sleeping with this girl, Amanda. Oh, that's a good friend. I mean, it's like a mutual friend of ours, and I've grown close to all his friends. Okay. And I trust this guy, and I know for a fact he's cheating. I mean, he's acting weird. He's coming home late for work. He's working overtime. Just things that he never did before. And that I never really paid attention to. Well, the only reason that I am going to even make the call is because... You know, who knows? That's always why. Who knows? Right, we never know. Who knows what the deal is? Now, I will say this. If we call Jared from Subway, if we call your boyfriend Jared and he says the name Amanda, then yeah. But he's 100% going to say that because he is 100% cheating on me. I mean, I'm expecting him to...

1:52:25you know well what are you getting out of this i mean you said you kind of want to humiliate him like that i really do i mean that's terrible that i know that i'm not the joke why don't you just break up with him and say you know that's it it's done or confront him no because if i confront him he's just gonna lie about it now what's up with what's up with this mutual friend leslie like is this is the mutual friend a guy or a girl it's a guy and are you like allowed to tell jared that this guy mutual friend told you all this? Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna... Okay, good. It's more his friend than mine, so I don't really... Okay, cool. You know. That's a little... Like, who does that? What guy does that? The guy that's interested in Leslie? Oh, yeah. I don't know. Not at all. He's not interested in Leslie. You don't understand that? Yeah, of course not. No, he's definitely not, guys. How close are they? I tell you. How close are they? Jason and Jared? Yeah. I mean, they're pretty close. They've grown up together. I think they met in middle school. His friend's name was Jason? Yeah. How did Jason tell you? He just was like, hey, heads up? Yeah, I mean, basically, we were all out drinking one night at this bar, and we were just hanging out playing pool, and we got really, really drunk. They were more drunk than I was. And, I mean, he basically said, you know, your boy's cheating on you.

1:53:55That's awesome. I mean, so it was pretty much handed to me, and I never expected it because I never, you know, suspected him of doing that. And so what, you went to his work, Jared's work, and like sat there and watched him? Like, how did you see him together? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Now, wait a minute. She watched him get into a car with someone that he works with named Amanda, but that doesn't mean that he's cheating with Amanda. I mean, it sounds like maybe he is cheating, but it doesn't necessarily mean that he's cheating with Amanda. It doesn't necessarily mean that he's cheating with Amanda because you didn't see anything happen. Unless did Jason, the friend, say? Did he say it was Amanda? Oh. Yeah, he said that it was this girl Amanda that he works with because he had never brought Amanda up to me before. Do you know that the girl that he got into the car with was Amanda? 100% because I investigated it further and looked it for my face. Oh, man. Okay, okay. Oh, that nice face is bad news. All right. This is what we're going to do. Never a good thing when people check that out. This is what we're going to do, Leslie. I'm going to put you on hold. We'll take a break. When we come back, we're going to do Cheaters Hotel. We're going to call for those of you that have never heard Cheaters Hotel, the way that it works. We offer them a hotel night stay for free. Offer them a gift basket and say, what name would you like us to put on the gift basket? And Leslie is 100% sure that he's going to say, Amanda.

1:55:16Right. So Leslie, it sounds like you know what you know, but she's saying, well, I don't want him trying to get out of it. Right. I don't want him saying, I want to have him red-handed. Right. So what I need you to do is hang on the line. Okay. We're going to take a quick timeout. When we come back, we're going to call him, okay? We're going to call your boyfriend, Jared. Real quickly, Leslie, how old are you? I'm 25. How old is Jared? 26. Okay. You guys been dating how long? Three years. All right. Wow. Hang on the line. Hang on the line. We'll be right back. It's the Mikey Show. When you're talking trucks, bigger is better. And the biggest, baddest monster of them all is coming to Toyota of Escondido Truck Center. Thursday, January 17th. That's right, Gravedigger is coming to Toyota of Escondido. Thursday, January 17th, 5 till 7 p.m. Enjoy great sombrero's Mexican food. Meet the driver and enter to win tickets to the Monster Truck Jam at Qualcomm. Come see Gravedigger at Toyota of Escondido. Thursday, January 17th, 5 till 7 p.m. Or Highway 78 meets Broadway.

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2:00:44All right, welcome back to the show. We're doing something called Cheater's Hotel. If you would like to take part in Cheater's Hotel, if you think your husband, your wife, your boyfriend, your girlfriend may be cheating, better to know now than later. This one's a little complicated. We have Leslie on the line. Leslie, are you with us? Yes. Okay, so Leslie is 25. Her boyfriend's 26. Her boyfriend's name is Jared. They've been dating for three years. They have a mutual friend. It's actually her boyfriend Jared's friend. His name is Jason. And Jason told Leslie, drunk at a bar, that her boyfriend Jared, his friend, is cheating with a girl named Amanda from work. So Leslie observed Jared and Amanda getting into a car together and driving together. What she's saying is, is that... She feels like if she says to him, are you cheating? He's going to say no. And she doesn't want that to happen. So she basically wants to be able to have him red handed so that it will be a, I guess, easy breakup.

2:01:59Although, as dysfunctional as it is, I understand the closure part of it. Oh, for sure. You want closure. It's really weird. If you know someone's cheating, but they won't admit it, there's no closure. Totally. Sometimes. Sometimes. That is the case. So, are you ready to do this, Leslie? Yes. All right. This is kind of a first where the person knows ahead of time. But we're going to call Jared. I just need you to be quiet until he says... her name, okay? Okay. Hang on a minute. Don't cuss. Yeah. Hang on. Don't. Hang on. They all say that. Right. Here we go. Be quiet, okay? Mm-hmm. Morning. May I please speak to Jared? Yeah, this is it. Jared, my name is Steve. I'm calling from the Orion Hotel, San Diego's newest premier high-rise hotel, and we're located in the heart of the gas lamp quarter. Someone that you know entered you into a drawing that allows you to spend one evening for free in our hotel, courtesy of Orion Promotions. How does that sound to you? Sounds good. There's no catch or anything on my end. There's no catch on your end, no obligation. You don't have to purchase anything at this time. And Orion Promotions offers this to you as a way to encourage guests to think of the Orion Hotel the next time that you're in the gas lamp quarter.

2:03:45So what we're basically hoping is that you enjoy your stay and that you want to come back. Okay, so there's no fee or anything like that? I can just come stay for a night? Unless you decide you want to come back on your own sometime. We got the first one, you get the next one. How does that sound? Okay, I mean, as long as I'm not obligated to buy another night or anything. You're not. You're absolutely not obligated to do anything. Now, I'll tell you up front that what they will have you do when you check into the hotel... is leave a refundable deposit. It's refundable as long as you don't use the phone, the minibar, or any of the incidentals in the hotel. Okay. But everything else is paid for. Sure. Now, I do need to let you know that you need to pick your night of your stay within 30 days and also let you know that it is non-transferable, meaning that you've won it. but you cannot give it as a gift to someone else. It has to be you that accepts it when you come to the hotel. Do you understand? You understand that, right? Yeah, and can I bring a guest or anything? That's exactly the deal. You get to bring a guest, and what we're going to do is we're going to give you a complimentary champagne and strawberries gift basket, and that is absolutely free of charge, and what we're going to do is we're going to put your name on the card.

2:05:08And we're going to leave that in your room. So when you arrive for your night of your stay, you and your guests will be greeted by this beautiful gift basket with both of your names on it. Okay, cool. That's pretty cool. I have your name. I just need to get the name of your guest. Okay. Her name's Leslie. All right. I need to tell you, Jared, that Leslie is on the line. This is Mikey from Rock 105.3. You don't want to go with Amanda, Jared? Jared, I need to let you know that... Jared, I need to let you know that you're on the air. It's Rock 105.3. It's a Mikey show. And don't use any foul language. This is a feature that we do called Cheaters Hotel. Your girlfriend Leslie wrote us because she said that your friend Jason told her that you're cheating with someone at work named Amanda. And Leslie actually saw you and Amanda getting into a car together. I know you're cheating on me. Is this for real? It's 100% for real. Why don't you just tell me? You don't want to go with Amanda to the hotel? He didn't say Amanda. Kind of puts a snafu in it. What are you doing? Are you putting me on the radio right now? Seriously? I am. You know why? Because you are cheating on me and you just think I'm stupid. I'm not. I saw you getting into a car with her. Going to lunch with her. I called you the whole time. You never answered the phone either. I was going to lunch.

2:06:36Okay, so why can't you answer your cell phone when you're at lunch? You want me to? Because I'm eating. That's rude. You know when you're at dinner or something, you don't just pick up your cell phone. That's rude. Right on. Right. No, I have to answer the phone to you. What? I have to answer the phone when you call, so why don't you answer the phone when I call? Leslie, talk about Jason. I didn't expect you to pick up right in the middle of a dinner or lunch and answer. Leslie, tell them about Jason. Jason told me when we were out that you are 100% sleeping with this girl. Jason told you that? Yes. When he was drunk. Jason said that I'm cheating with Amanda? Yes. Tell him when he was drunk, Leslie, though. Yeah, I mean, when we were out, but, I mean, he'd been drinking. But that doesn't make him make things up. And he tells you this? Yes. So you need to tell me and just be honest so we can get it over with. I'm telling you and I'm being honest. I'm going to have to have a little talk with Jason.

2:07:39Why do you think that Jason would say something like that? He's supposed to be your boy. Jared, why would he make that up, though? Why would he make that up? I have no idea. I mean, I've known this guy since I was middle school. I don't know why he would even... Well, and how would Jason even know that you work with a woman named Amanda? Unless you were telling him. He knows most of the people I work with. I mean, people I talk about. Like, I work very closely with some people. So none of your friends, Sky, know that you work with people with our names? Right. You've never talked about people that you work with? Well, I don't know if he works in a big company, in a company of 10 people. No, I mean, you don't keep it a secret. Right. I'm not defending him. I'm not defending him. I'm saying you don't keep it a secret. Yeah, but if I, you know, my husband only knows the names of a handful of people I work with. Especially if you're sleeping with her. I just can't believe that this is even being discussed right now, let alone on the radio. Hang on a second, guys. I'm going to throw it out there. Do it. I'm going to throw it out there. Do it. I'm going to catch it. I wonder if this may be something called a bluff. And what a bluff is, is that you are 100% sure that your boyfriend is cheating with a girl.

2:08:59You've never seen it, but you think it. And so what you do is you do something called a bluff. You say someone told you that that didn't actually tell you that. And what you're banking on is that your boyfriend knows that he told his friend that. And he goes, why would he tell her that? But I think he must have. Okay, I'll come clean. Yes, I'm cheating. It's called a bluff. Let's call him. I actually did it one time and said, your friend told me. And she hadn't. She hadn't told me anything. And the person came clean. Yeah, my ex did that to me all the time. That's a good tactic. Works. I'm not saying that Leslie... I would love to talk to Jason and say, Jason, why would you tell Jared that? Because I think that would answer a lot of questions. Because Jason might be like, you're nuts. I never said anything like this. But he was drunk. He may not have remembered saying it. Could be. Hey, could be. I'm sure that's what it is. Well, Jared could equally just be lying right now. Dude, Jared sounds pretty believable to me right now. I'm not getting... Being honest with you, I get a vibe of confusion.

2:10:12No, he's... You know what? Leslie did. Jason really... He's a very good liar. Why don't you just tell me what the deal is, Jared? I'm telling you what the deal is. I'm a good liar. Like, I don't know where you're getting this right now. Like, if you... If he said something like that to you, why wouldn't you just ask me about it instead of put me on the radio and try to trick me? Thank you. Like, I'm not... I'm not lying to you. Like, I went to lunch with Amanda one day, and I don't... How did you even know this? Do you have, like, surveillance on me or what? Like... She was watching you. You were watching me. From afar. Creepy. It's no big deal. I'm not trying. Please, please, please. I'm not. I'm giving facts. I'm not trying to turn it. I'm not like, hey, look at how bad Leslie. I'm just giving facts. He asked. Jared, she heard you were cheating with a girl from work. And so she went and sat outside your work. Or she suspected that he's cheating from a girl from work and went and watched and saw it. Please stop. I'm just. Facts. Facts. I'm speaking facts. That's 100% what happened. Jason told me that you're cheating on me. Well, I mean, honestly, if one of your friends told me that you were cheating on me, I would think the same thing. I don't know why he would say that to you, and it just blows my mind why he would even say that. I've known this guy for so long. That's what seems a little odd to me. P1 Rob is on the line. Rob, are you there? Hey, Mike, what's going on? What did you want to say? Hey, I'm convinced that...

2:11:37Leslie is cheating on Jared because she has something called guilty conscience. When you cheat on somebody, you become guilty and you think the other person is cheating as well. That's why she is so convinced that her boyfriend is cheating. That's true as well. Skye. What? What do you think? Well, I agree that that does happen in like, you know, somebody's cheating and then they'll be very suspicious of their other person, but to go to the lengths that Leslie has gone to, I think that's pretty far-fetched. Let's see. P1 Ney is on the line. Ney, are you there? Yeah, Mikey. Hey, I just thought it was kind of suspect that the guy was so quick to jump on the deal. I mean, it was similar to, I think, like two weeks ago. Somebody was just so quick, and he had to cut you off and ask you if he could bring a guest. So I thought that was kind of strange. Jared? Jared? Yeah. What about that? You did accept pretty quickly.

2:12:34Yeah, I mean, they said it was a free room, so I'm thinking I can bring my girlfriend Leslie there. I don't know why that would make me suspect. I don't either, Jared. Well, I do think it's kind of weird to ask if you can bring a guest. What is the hotel going to say? No, you cannot. This room is only for you. You're the only person allowed. We're going to watch the door. He may have to pay extra if he's bringing somebody. It's a legitimate question. Sky, that's called double occupancy. That's not a legitimate question. It's called double occupancy. Yeah, I think that's a totally fair question. Double occupancy is usually cheaper than single occupancy. I usually don't get called out of the blue giving a free room, you know, getting a free room from a hotel. I have a lot of questions. I thought he asked a lot of questions. I don't, you know... I think you're cheating too, Eddie. Wait, on who? I don't know, but you're cheating on somebody. Really? Yeah. P1 Steve, are you there? I got a lot of questions. Go ahead, Steve. Yeah, who's to say that this guy's not a P1 and he already knows the scheme? Could be. And I think that his girlfriend, his friend wants to hook up with his girlfriend. No. That is not it at all. What is up with that, Jared? Is there anywhere in your mind that Jason is after Leslie?

2:13:46Like, is that even a thought for a second, why he would sit, you know? I never would have thought about it, but it's like if he's out getting drunk with my girlfriend and then telling her. You were there, too, she said. Yeah, we were all out playing pool. It was the night we were playing pool. She said it was the night you guys were all out together. Do you remember that night? She said both you and Jason had a lot to drink that night. Jared? Jared? Oh, yeah, sorry. Did you hear the question? Amanda was distracting him. Did you hear the question? I don't really remember that specific night. I mean, there's, you know, we're young, we go out and party sometimes, but... You don't remember the night that you guys were all out together? Well, I mean, yeah. I mean, like, there's been, like, I don't know the specific night. I think he's saying there's multiple nights they'll go out and play pool, you know. I am 100% with this guy. It doesn't really matter, I guess, what night you guys were out, and he said it. Yeah. According to Leslie.

2:14:49Leslie. Mike. I'm saying. That's what she. Whoa. That's the facts. I'm just stating the facts. According to Leslie, that is what he said to her. You had a tone. You had a tone when he said that. According to me, that Jason is full of it and, you know. Hey, Jared. Hey, Jared. What is the relationship with Amanda from work? What's Amanda all about? Sounds hot. Yeah. Yeah. First of all, we work in the same department. It's small. I mean, I work closely with her. So, you know, usually on, you know, maybe once or twice a week we'll go out and get lunch. Does she have a boyfriend? I don't know. Why don't we ask Leslie? She's been on her MySpace page. She went on her MySpace page, Jared. She was checking out Amanda's MySpace page. I feel like that... That I'm convicted of something that I haven't done. Yeah, Gina is calling in and said that she thinks that we're being really hard on Jared. Yeah. Gina, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Go ahead. I just think you're being really hard on him. Here he is. He got this offer for a hotel room. He's thinking, great, I'll get to be with my girl. He even said the right name. He's thinking of the right girl. Leslie, he said your name.

2:16:07Right, I know, but when someone's telling you that your boyfriend's cheating on you, you know, you tend to doubt your boyfriend. Leslie, you've been with him for three years. And you're the one who's going behind his back, snooping on people's MySpace pages, talking to his friends. You're the one not communicating with him your feelings or asking him if he's cheating up front. You're the one who's messing up like Leslie. And then you're getting mad at Jared when he said your freaking name. Like, obviously the issues are within yourself and not your boyfriend, and he's not doing anything wrong, in my opinion. Wow. That's a very strong opinion, Ashley. Oh, yeah. Gina, thank you for the call. Did I say anything wrong? P1 Paparazzi is on the line. Oh, my. Oh, Eddie just... Oh, no. We call him P1 Paparazzi because he used to take a lot of pictures of us. Paparazzi, are you there? Yep. What did you want to say? I'm trying to figure out how you came about a conversation with Jason where... he just suddenly blurted out, oh, by the way, your boyfriend's cheating on you. How did that happen, Leslie? It just happened. I mean, I didn't ask him anything. We were talking about, we were actually talking about a girlfriend of mine and her having issues, but not with, like, somebody cheating, and he just straight up came out and said it. Does it strike you, Leslie, as strange that a good friend of Jared, a friend that he's known since he was in middle school,

2:17:27I asked him, I said, why are you telling me this? Why would you want me to know this? Why would you tell me? He said, because I think you should know. So, I mean, we're going to talk to Jason tonight. We're going to find out what the deal is. Yeah, it sounds that way. Any way you can get Jason on the air? I would love to. Seriously. I would love to. So many questions. I would love to get him on the air. Guys, I'm going to let you both go. I think you have some conversations to have. You're my boy, Jared. Stay strong. Wow. Well, that went well. Poor guy. I'm sitting here. I'm working it all over. The relationship is over at this point. Don't you agree? Too bad. You can't recover from this. Yeah, the trust is broken. If she was bluffing, I feel so bad for him because you're right. It's over. He can't do anything about it. If she was bluffing about that and Jason never said that, he's like, okay, great.

2:18:39So you're suspicious and now it's jacked. Like now you've like taken the wheels off our relationship. And I don't know what I think. I don't know what I think. Yeah, I go back and forth. Got to take a break. Your phone calls 570-1053. Mikey, Mikey. At Sport Clips Haircuts, they're celebrating their 500th nationwide store opening Wednesday, January 16th right here in San Diego. Stop by any of their eight San Diego Sport Clips locations Wednesday, January 16th, and the first 500 people will receive a free MVP haircut with a $5 donation to the San Diego Boys and Girls Clubs. That's the ultimate men's haircut experience, including massaging shampoo and upper back and neck massage. Sport Clips in Claremont Town Square, Del Mar, Fenton Marketplace, Rancho Bernardo, Carlsbad, Chula Vista, and Escondido.

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2:24:44Smells like you blew a gonorrhea phone. The Mikey Show continues. It is 8-28. Clinton and McCain had a good night last night with both of them winning the New Hampshire primary for their party. Congratulations to former Padres reliever Goose Gossage who has voted into baseball's Hall of Fame. Phil Simms is going to be on the show momentarily. Oh my God. P1 Chief. What's up, dude? Hey, I wanted to tell that guy on Cheers Hotel to be careful with a friend, man, because I had a friend, same thing, same deal. I had a girlfriend. He told her they were out drinking one night. He told her I was cheating on her. I wasn't. So then she started asking me all this stuff, and then the two of them went on the P1 cruise you guys had a little while ago. Let me ask you. Wait, wait, wait. I don't want any names. I don't want any names.

2:26:00But let me ask you. Nothing happened. Nothing happened. But he tried to pull a fast one by getting they were supposed to get he was arranging the rooms and they were supposed to get two rooms. But he ended up getting one room for them both to sleep in. And she's kind of like, like, what's going on? And he asked her. This is a friend. This is a friend of yours. Yeah, I knew him for eight years. Oh, my gosh. And so when you asked him, why did you do this? Were you supposed to go on the cruise? No, no, I couldn't come up with the money and everything, and I was totally cool with her going and him going because I was friends with him, and I've been dating her for about three years now. Wait, wait, wait. So right before you went on the cruise, she told you or he told you that the room was together? No, this was totally cool before they went. She thought they were getting two rooms. He said they were going to get two rooms, and then they just kind of show up on the boat, and they go to the rooms, and they're like, okay. okay, well, where's the other room? And he said, oh, well, I just booked one for us, so we could, you know, we could sleep together. So we could sleep together? Yeah, and he, those are the words out of his mouth, so watch out for the friend, man. And she says that she didn't do anything with him. No, and I trust her, and I, you know, I'll never really know, but as far as I, you know, as far as I think, nothing happens. Did you ask him about it?

2:27:26Oh, yeah. Yeah, we talked about it, and he said they didn't do anything either, so... No, why did he say that he booked one room? Because he's always had a thing for her, I guess, and he never... I've asked him about it, like... No, no, no, no. I'm not asking you what you think. I'm asking, what did he say when you asked him why did you book one room? No, that's what he said. That he's always had a thing for her. Oh, he admitted to you that he's always had a thing for her? Yeah. Pretty much so. Man, I wish I knew this was going on on the cruise. Me too. How fascinating was it? This is a cruise that we threw. We went to Cabo in August, and we took a bunch of listeners with us. We called it the P1 Cruise, and we took a bunch of people, and this guy's saying, yeah, my girlfriend and my friend went on that cruise, and my friend was supposed to arrange two rooms. He arranged one. He told my girlfriend that he had a thing for her and wanted to sleep with her. And they ended up sharing the room the entire cruise long? Yep. Then when they got back, she told you what he said. She told me everything that happened. And then you questioned him about it, and he came clean and said, yeah, I have a thing for her? Yeah, pretty much. And then I just told him, you know, I don't want to be friends with someone that's going to try to sleep with my girlfriend. And he said, I understand that, but I think we should...

2:28:49you know, talk in person about it, and I haven't talked to him since. He said, I think we should talk in person about it? Yeah. That's weird. And I wasn't about to go talk to him about it because, I mean, that kind of heated me at the time, so. Yeah. I mean, you're being way cool about it, it sounds like. Yeah. Yeah, well, that was a while ago. How long was the P1 cruise? August. Yeah, yeah, that was a little while ago, so. I mean, I'm kind of over it now, but. That's really strange. I don't know what I think about that. Basically, long story short, guy, watch out for the friend. You never know. Hey, hang on a second. I'm going to put you on hold for a second, and I'm not going to say it on the radio. I want you to tell Rob who it was. Hang on, okay? Hang on. Yes, yes. Rob, find out. Find out who it was. So shady. Whatever. We're on line two. Find out who the people were, and I am... I don't know. Something's not right. Could be. It's all weird.

2:29:51Yeah. Very fishy. There's something that's not letting me accept that. It's like when you drink something that's bad for you and your body rejects it. Something in my brain is rejecting it. Not what he just said. I believe he's telling us exactly as it happened. Because if I'm in her shoes, I don't know how I could proceed with the cruise at that point. I would demand another room. I would say that I'm in fear of my safety. If someone said they wanted to sleep with me and it was the friend of my... I'm just saying from my point of view. I'm just telling you what... Me. I would be so weirded out. Definitely. It's different though. I'm a guy. It's different. If you're a girl... I would think you would be even more weirded out. Why didn't she book her own room? I think there was a deal, double occupancy. Okay, well, that's for one room. But according to the boyfriend, he said that the friend said he was going to book two rooms for them. And that she didn't know there was only one room. Why would he be booking her room? That's my question. If they're going to stay in separate rooms...

2:31:18Why wouldn't they book their own rooms? Yeah. I don't recognize the names. Maybe you will, Eddie and Skye. Send it to me, Rob. Send it to me, Rob. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link. Copy the link thinks he knows who it is and sent me a picture. Send me the link. What? Yeah. From the cruise? Yeah. Oats. Hook it up. Come on, Oatsers. Come on. Oats. I'm trying. But yeah, that whole story sounds very weird. Come on, Mumbles. It just seems to me that you would book your own room. Yeah, the whole thing. I just got a link of 119 pictures. And he tells you what number it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He does? Yes.

2:32:26Maybe he mumbled it when he typed. Yeah, he mumble-typed it, though. I think he did. He's typing even mumbles. Would he love to talk to them? Yes. Not him. I actually wouldn't want to talk to him. Yeah, that's strange. Because he's, finger quotes, admitting it. Right. And, Zeth, you believe that you're sure that this is... Why do you think that this is the people? Because you remember that being the names? I don't know the names, but I remember them, her specifically, telling me about that. About the story. Yeah. Oh, wow. That's Sean and Dina. What are you saying? That's a picture. I don't know what picture. It was Sean and Dina. I'm looking at the picture. I recognize them, but I don't know. It's Sean and Dina. I did tell her I wanted to sleep with her. That's the girl? No one said it. Okay, come here, Zeth. This is just a random person right here?

2:33:25That's the people that she came with. There was like a group of maybe four or five. Then why wouldn't she room with this girl? Great question. Because they were in a room together. Those two on the left. Okay, so this is the girl and this is the boyfriend's friend? No, this is the girl. Okay, with the boyfriend. And this is the boyfriend's friend. No, that's just an older couple that they were with. So that's just the girl. We don't know who the guy is. If I can find a picture of the guy, I'll look. This is so hard to understand. I got it. Stop mumbling. Come on. When you don't have the picture. So just this girl right here. Just the girl on the far right. Right. That's the two of them. Oh, no. That's Skye and Sean, Eddie. My name's Skye. What's happening? I did not want to sleep with her. Whoa. Yeah, right. I don't believe her or him. I believe him. I believe him. And I believe that I think I would be really ridiculous to believe that shenanigans were not going on. Wow. Do you think they intentionally set it up that way? One room? Both of them? I do. And I think that the admitting of it I think that the admitting of it is like I don't know guilt or like

2:34:52I don't know, a way of cleansing the creepiness or... But then wouldn't the dude, the friend, right? When the friend is caught and he and his, you know, the guy, the P1 that just called in is confronting him on the matter, wouldn't he say, well, dude, I'm not the only guilty party here. If she's coming and telling you... Because she ran to the... Why? Because the guy... Okay, so let's say I'm him. You're the friend? Friend. Okay. That did the shadiness. Right. I don't want a relationship with this guy anymore. That's, I think, why he would do it. He knew it's over anyway. Sky, either way, if what I'm saying is right or if I'm saying isn't... Yeah, but why doesn't he call out the lady? I'm trying to tell you. Oh, I thought you just said that you don't want a relationship. Yeah, don't want a relationship. Either way, if my theory is correct, he doesn't want a relationship with the guy anymore. If my theory is incorrect and he's telling all this is true, what they told him, if it's all true, he doesn't want a relationship with him. Well, I still don't understand how that, like, makes sense. Okay. So, let me go with mine. Just to make sure you understand my question. My question is to you, what is preventing him from calling out the girl, if your theory is correct? Either way, he's not going to... He's been with her. He's not going to be friends with the guy. Either way. So, what's preventing him from calling her out? Just the fact that he doesn't need to mess it up for her. He doesn't need to... But if he wants to be with her...

2:36:21He doesn't want to mess it up. He doesn't have to. It's not necessary. It's not necessary to... And that's the other thing. It's like, if he does do that, his chances of ever hooking up with her again are zero. But if he wants to be with her, wouldn't he want to try and break them up? If he wants to be with her, maybe. Oh, so in your mind, he just wants to hook up with her. He doesn't want to... I'm actually not thinking... I don't know. I don't know. All I know is that it's not necessary. You want out of the friendship with the guy. You're out. Because you've hooked up with the girlfriend of the guy, of the friend. You want out of the relationship. If you've done something shady, you don't want to keep looking at the guy in the eye. Unless you're that kind of guy. You could do both. Yeah, and to me... Either way, he's shady. We've already come to that. Yeah, but you're kind of toying with the idea that maybe she's shady. And in my mind... I'm saying to myself, does a girl... Okay, let's just say you, Skye. Let's just say you. No, I don't like this. I don't like this already. Hang on, hang on. So far, so good. You and your hub have a mutual friend. Sean. Sean. No, no, no. His name is Sean. That's your friend. Are we about to make out right now? No, mutual friend.

2:37:38You and your hubby have a mutual friend, but it's your hubby's friend. And the idea of the cruise comes up, and your hubby wants to go, but he can't. You can, and so can his friend. So you guys discuss and decide you're going to go, and it's just obviously assumed separate rooms, right? Let's call him Serio. Everyone's cereal. You gotta do that every time. Okay, so follow me here. Go ahead. I don't care. I just like the name. I'm sorry. I'm with you. So I'm assuming separate rooms. A friend of your husband's. Friend of your husband's. You're going on a cruise. You're going to stay in separate rooms. You show up on the cruise and he says, actually, I only booked one room because I want to sleep with you. Kick in the doink. Yeah, probably kick in the doink. Let me ask you, Skye. The picture we just saw, the girl has got a drink in her hand. She looks like she's having a fun time, right? So you're telling me that's what you're going to, you're going to have a great time, be drinking it up and go back to that room, huh? Oh, not at all. Well, who, what, who is? Not at all. Exactly. Who is? I'd find a friend. I'd sleep on the floor. You would do something. I'd sleep out in a frigging lounge chair. If you didn't have any money at all to buy another room, you'd figure something out. Yeah, yeah. And you'd be calling your...

2:39:01Oh, yes. Boyfriend from the ship phone. Yep, blowing him up. And when I got to Cabo, I'd be getting in someplace where I could use the phone to call him again. To be giving him updates on what's going on. Can you fly me home? Can you fly me home? Yes, I was thinking that too. But here's what I wouldn't do. I wouldn't say, wow, well, that's really nice, I guess. Actually, I think it's weird, but... I'll stay in the room with you, in the one bed, or I'll sleep on the floor. I'll deal with it. I'll deal with it. I'll sleep on the floor, whatever. Wow. Sure. Then go on the cruise, drink it up, party like the pictures we see. Right. Go to Cabo, have fun in Cabo, come back from Cabo, get in your car in San Diego, go home, and go, oh, honey, guess what? Get a load of this. It sounds fishy. Oh, I want to talk to her. Tons of people are calling in. 570-1053. P1 Darlene. Hi, I got a question. Oh, wait, wait, wait. You're calling about Cheaters Hotel. Hang on the line. I want to talk to... We're talking about this. We're talking about this. I want to talk about this. P1 Chief is back on the line. Chief, are you there?

2:40:29Yeah, I'm still here. Did you want to come back on the line or what? Yeah, yeah. I had a few things to say. I've been listening. First of all, she told me, she did call me on the ship. She called me from the ship and said, this is happening. Like, what the hell? What was he thinking? Okay. And also, I think she did sleep on the floor. And there was something else. Oh, the guy, my friends that did this, well, my old friend, he still wants to be friends with me. All that stuff. He called and he was like, he told her, he told my girlfriend, he said, well, I'm still going to try to be friends with him, you know. Did you say something bad now? Yeah? It sounded like a bad word, but I don't really know if it was or not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to turn it. Better safe than sorry. I hit the button. When in doubt. Right. I'll tell you what, and I can't hear you right now, Chief. Just hang on a second because I had to turn down your volume level. This is crazy. Which one? Which one is it, Seth? Which guy? Hmm.

2:41:30There's a detective here. I remember that guy. Digging up pictures. I remember that guy. Yeah. You remember that guy, Sky? Yeah, I remember both of them, definitely. Was I even on this cruise? Well, you were enjoying some adult memories. I don't remember any of these people. Who's the lady with the curly hair? I think that's me. That's Sky. I think that's me, Steve. That's Sky. Hi, hi. Holy cow. Yeah, that was me. That looks fun. Eddie, do you remember this gentleman? Honestly, I don't. And obviously it was there, but I don't think I had a full-on conversation with him. Okay, Chief, are you there? Yeah. Okay, I can turn your volume back up. Hey, listen. I say, you know, it's certainly your prerogative. I think it's a little suspect. I do think it's a little strange. I do. I do. I understand that you're saying she called you, and okay. I mean, it does make it better, I gotta admit. Question. The fact that she called makes it better. And also the character of my old friends, just his personality and the way he is. I mean, he's the kind of guy that's never had a girlfriend. He's like, he's the dork in the group. I mean, and she's like the hot girl. I just can't. Hang on. Hang on a second. Hang on.

2:42:53Eddie, go ahead. Why did she not book her own room? Because it was a money issue. Tell me about it. What do you mean? She barely could afford to go on the cruise. She had to borrow money from her dad to go, but she really wanted to go because all of her friends from work were going. So she just borrowed the money, and then he had extra money. So it was like, okay, don't worry about it. I'll just go to the room. And that was totally cool with me at first. All this shady business started happening. Scott, what do you think? I think we've got a full-on sex scandal going, guys. Wait, wait. I don't know. I think it's a little scandalous. Yeah, well. All right, brother. Well, I, uh... Hey, listen, you trust her, you know, and that's all that matters, man. You trust her, and that's all there is to it. That's great. That's all there is to it, man. And I believe what she's saying, so I don't think... There's no suspicion on my part anymore.

2:43:53There you go. Next time you better go on the cruise. It does make a difference that she was calling him. She was making every attempt to be upfront about everything as it was going on. What more can you ask for, I guess? I guess the only other thing that's a little strange is staying in that room. If you knew... Okay, I'm going to try and defend her a little. Not that I fully believe it, but I'm trying to get in her head. If it was a friend of your boyfriend's that you've known for quite a long time, and you heard it, you... You kind of don't want to really believe it. You feel trapped. You're on a ship. You don't really know what to do. You know there's no other rooms available. And he flat out says he wants to sleep with you. I understand, but I don't want to believe it. So I'm just going to, you know what, I'm going to stay on the floor. If he tries anything weird, then I'll attempt to get out of here. But I'm just going to flat out tell him, look, man, I'm not into that. I'll sleep on the floor. Have fun.

2:44:56Not hang out with the guy and just deal with it when I get home. I guess so. I guess I would, if it, you know, I would, I'd be a little worried about the guy. I'd be a little worried about him. Yeah. And I think also I would, at that point, because I would take into consideration how strange it all is, I would want my significant other to know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that I took every appropriate and necessary step after this was told to me. I realize I'm asking a lot. She's probably not cheating on you. She probably didn't do anything wrong. What you're hearing right now from me is my personality. I'm a very untrusting person because I've had my heart broken by cheating before. I'm a very untrusting person. Zeth, what do you want to say? I want to know why she didn't split the bed apart. Because when me and Rob came in our room, it was one bed, and they could be split apart. Like, it was two twins next to each other, and they can split. Yeah, that's why I think she slept on the floor. I don't know if she knew or he knew that the beds could be split. I don't know what it is. No, don't do it. It was very clear the beds could be split. There was no if and about it. Clear. So she told you that she slept on the floor?

2:46:25Clear as gold. Is it a possibility that you could get one room with one bed? I had a room with one bed because I'm a diva and I demanded to have a room with a big bed. I wanted a, I wanted a, when we were on the thing, I said, can I pay extra and get upgraded? And I had this bed. Yeah, but you had to upgrade. I had to upgrade. I had to upgrade to get a, a bed and it was, do you know what floor she was on? No, I have no idea. Cause I'm telling you, I'm telling you, bro, I went into my brother, my brother went on the cruise too. And even in his room with his wife, there was two beds in his room with his wife. they pushed the beds together to sleep with one another. Yeah, now you're making me a little suspicious. Bro, I'm just, you know, make sure of that, Ashley. Call Mark. Call Mark, my brother, and ask. I'm almost positive there was, and I don't want to make you suspicious if I don't need to. Call Mark. Do you have his number? I can clear it. Because you know that there's different things on the boat. There's different kinds of rooms. Right, yeah. Yeah, I can call him. Call him and see, you know, because there is some.

2:47:51But I just, I think it's, man, I'm just an untrusting guy, I guess. I'm an untrusting guy. Well, as far as I know, as far as I know, there was only one bed in the room, and that was that, so. All right. Well, keep listening off the air, Chief, and we're going to have, I'm going to ask my brother what his room was like, all right? Okay. All right, bro. See you. Eddie, did you upgrade your room? No. Was there one bed? No, it was like. Like Zeth was saying, you could pull them apart if you wanted to. Yeah, I think all the standard rooms are set up that way. There's two beds in the room, and either they're going to be single beds on the opposite side of the room, or they're going to be pushed together in the corner to make a double bed. And that's how every room on our floor was set up. Hey, Mark. Yes, sir? In your room on the cruise with Joe, did you guys have two beds in the room? If I remember right, Mike, it was one bed, but it had actually been two. You could split it into... I think they've got some way where they can make it two. Yep. But in our case, it was shoved together, and so that makes it a one. So you could make it into two. I think that's correct. All right. Yeah, no, that's all we were wondering. Okay. I'll call you later and explain. Very good. All right, see ya. I don't think anybody else upgraded. Not on our trip.

2:49:20I do not believe anybody upgraded. Maybe they just didn't know. Yeah. Did she say, did she tell him she slept on the floor? Did he say, oh, I don't know if she did. He said, I think she slept on the floor. Yeah. Well, then maybe she pushed the beds apart and she slept on her bed and he slept on his bed. And in her defense, I didn't know that they were two separate beds because when we showed up, ours were pushed together until I actually got in the bed. So if she was so out on him that she never touched that bed, I wouldn't have known it was two beds. I mean, Ashley said it was clear as day, but, you know. She said it was clear as cool. Well, she meant to say it was clear as day, but for me, I didn't know visually until I actually got in the bed. Did you say that they were in a group? Yeah. Why wouldn't she stay with a girlfriend? She was there with a bunch of friends from work. Well, the other people were, I believe, couples. It doesn't matter. I mean, Skye, if I told... If Ashley told you that that's what was going on, and you were her girlfriend, and you were with your hubby... wouldn't you say, come in our room. Don't stay at that guy. Sleep on our floor. Sleep on a floor. That's definitely what I would have done. Sleep on a floor where there's... Totally. That's common sense to me. Is this bad? Is it bad to walk through this process? Because I'm walking through a process. It's just a process. What? Sky, Sky, Sky, tell me.

2:50:40well no i mean i feel bad because we've met this girl and she's a sweetheart and you know i hate making assumptions you know but at the same time if these were strangers oh i'd have a field day talking about this all day long trying to pick it apart and figure it out so um so yeah and you're not and you're not right now because you met her and you want to give her the benefit no i mean i definitely think this is interesting and it and the parts aren't adding up from what we know But then I feel bad because she's a great girl and a good P1 and I envision her listening to this right now wanting to punch her. Call in. Call in. Justify your actions. Eddie, do you remember her? I mean, again, I recognize her. I don't know that I talk to her very much. It keeps sticking my head. Why wouldn't you stay with a girlfriend? You had to have had a girlfriend on that. He said there was a whole bunch. 570-1053. What do people think of this story? This is the Mikey Show. Get downloads and podcasts at rock1053.com.

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2:55:59Come on! Now, here's something you may have missed this morning on the Mikey Show. It's the lyrical gangsta. P1 Antics. Good. You ready to play? Yep. Let's do it. Your question is, in the song Stronger by Kanye West, Kanye says you can be his black what tonight? Answer it. Come on. Doesn't he say you can be my black man servant tonight? I think he does. I thought he did too now. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. The latest development is that the girl was flirtatious with Rob. Boston Rob? Boston Rob. Now, I will say this, and I'm being serious, man. I know for a fact Rob was gayly into Sarissa that trip. His now fiance. That guy, first of all, rolled everywhere he rolled was with Zeth. You just call me gay, dude? Well, you were... It was pretty homo. He was so... Me and Zeth separated, I bet, okay? He is a gay man. You saw it. I did not see it. Someone did. We got witnesses. I saw Spooning going on. Oh, as a fellow gay man. Yeah, Rob was very into his lady.

2:57:31But apparently, so did you see that, Zeth? The flirting or were you there for it or no? Yeah. Because he knows, Zeth says, yeah, well, I know who the girl is because she told me the story that the guy's saying. He said, but she was also hitting on Rob. Somebody says, Mikey, why did she go sleep and why did she not go sleep in one of her friend's rooms? He said that she wanted to go because her. Work friends are going. Why not stay in one of their rooms? P1 Shayoon. I agree. I do. I do. I can't. That is odd. I mean, I can't explain that one. You would think that your girlfriends would be like, come stay with me. Get away from the creep. Right. P1 Vera. Hi. Hi. How's Flo? I was just going to say that if that happened to me, I would call my boyfriend first and I would ask him, what should I do? Yeah.

2:58:36Even if I didn't think that the guy was going to try to be sleazier or make a move, I still would have called my boyfriend out of respect and said, hey, this is the situation. Like, what should I do? Like, I don't want to sleep with my friends in their room because their boyfriends are there and they probably want to have a room to themselves. Well, it was P1 Chief that called in. And I got to tell you, I didn't ask him that. I didn't say, what did you say when she called you? And I should have asked him that. Yeah. Boy, I just know for myself, man, if Rebecca called me and said that, I'd say, you get out of that room. Yeah, you jump in the ocean and swim home. Yeah, and it sounds fishy because I know, like, let's say that she is a liar and she's trying to, you know, cover this up. She probably thought to call him and say that to cover her bases so that in the end she could say, well, I called you and I told you that was happening. Well, I wonder why he wouldn't instruct her to get out of that room. It would be my first thought, hey, you're there with a bunch of girls from work. Yeah, because she obviously couldn't get another room because she couldn't afford it. She could barely afford her own with the guy. And so, yeah, the next option for me would be, well, you've got to stay with one of your coworkers. Yeah, you would go. Why didn't he ask to speak to his friend?

2:59:58I was the boyfriend. Now, that one I think I can answer. I don't believe that she made the phone call with the guy standing right there so she could go, yeah, honey, hang on, let me let you talk to him. I don't think he was, you know what I mean? I think she probably kind of went off alone to try to get him on the phone or whatever. But here is the other thing that's interesting. That room, you know your room hours before you take off. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hours before you ever leave the dock. You can look at it online. But she didn't book it. She didn't book it. But you go to your room hours before you ever leave the dock. We were in our rooms at one in the afternoon. Yeah, that's weird. I really think that that just does not sound right. I think that it's odd. You know, the other thing is that they do that... They do that. You know how they're constantly getting you ready for that safety drill. And they tell you, don't you have to go to your room before you go to your, what do you call it, station? I can't remember what they call it. Mustard station. Mustard station. Yeah, mustard station. Yeah. But before you have to go to your... Because you have to get your life jackets out of your room and bring them to the drill. Yeah. Now, I know that they do that drill kind of as you're...

3:01:21getting out of the dock and everything but they're telling you about it they're giving you that notice like almost immediately you know they're telling you that a long time they say it's clear she knew you know the situation you know before the ship left so another question is at that point maybe even get off like say i'm i can't sail yeah see that's that's my thing like if it happens hours before you the boat ever leaves the dock And you know the situation. You go in the room and you're like, I'm in this room. Sorry. Yeah, dude. And you're paying me back my money. Yes. And I'm out of here. Late. Well, because that's another thing. If she paid him full price for her own room. Well, he was helping. It's probably half of what that double occupancy was. And she probably naively thought that she would have her own room or space or something. Yeah. You know. Thought. Yeah. Wow. Dude. Peek-a-boo, I'm gonna help you. Something's not right. Something's not right. Well, International Waters, I think anything is like free. You're not, yeah, you don't have a boyfriend in International Waters. What happens on the... International Waters stays on in there. P1 Cruise. P1 Cruise stays on. P1 Elise? Claire's gold. Hey. What do you think? I just, I mean, from a girl's perspective, the way I see it, if I were her, like, you get there, you find this out.

3:02:49I paid for this. My friends are here. As long as he's not all up on me, I could deal with being in the room with him. Like, my boyfriend has a friend that I kind of picture like this guy. He's kind of dorky, and he tells me he's got a thing for you, and you just kind of tell him, you know, I'm flattered, but I'm not interested. Let's do the cruise thing, and you just kind of deal. Like, I could deal with that. I get that, but out of respect for your man, wouldn't you... But it sounds like they have a really good relationship. Hey, listen. I believe I have a really good relationship with my wife. I would not want her staying in the room with my creepy friend that said that. I'd be like, babe, get out of that room. At that point, I'm like, I don't even know the guy. At that point, he's a stranger. But my other question to you is, Elise. Uh-huh. Is, okay, so this is a nerd and it's your boyfriend's friend and blah, blah, blah. And you think that you're going to have your own room. Right. You get on the boat. You realize, no, I don't have my own room. And he's tricked me and he's telling me. He's flat out telling me he did this because he wants to sleep with me. Right. Now, he does that.

3:04:05And you're telling me that if you've got girlfriends on the boat that you work with, you wouldn't ask one of them if you could stay with them? You would sleep in that room and not tell them? If they're there with their boyfriends, no. If they're there with their significant others, I'm not going to intrude on theirs. No, I'll sleep on the floor. I'll deal with it. I know I'm not going to sleep with the dude. If he tries anything, it'd be a different story. But just telling me... Would you drink like a fish and then go back to that room? Because there was a lot of drinking going on, too, which is, you know... I don't get totally inebriated anyway. Would you hit on Rob? Would you flirt with Rob? Would that be your reaction to it? I'm a flirty person. You can flirt with somebody without actually doing anything with somebody. That's fine. Where's Rob? Is Rob on the phone? What's Rob doing? Rob. All right, thank you, Elise. Hey, listen, I'm not... Does he remember her? Listen, I want to apologize for that last one. I am... Well, I'm saying, would you be cheating with Rob, blah, blah, blah, or would you be flirting with Rob? I don't want to make it. I felt at that point I kind of stepped over a line. Personally, I feel I stepped over a line by insinuating that this girl is absolutely because she was flirting with somebody. Her story could be true. It's very suspect to me. If you are at a court's case and you gave me that as evidence, it makes me question.

3:05:30Makes me go, hmm. Well, that's interesting. I wish I'd said that instead of what I said. I wish I'd put it the way you put it. The way you put it is kind of, you know. It makes me question her character a little bit. Rob. Yo. Flirtatious? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, come on. Who didn't want to flirt with me on that case? Will you please? He is such an idiot. You are the biggest loser. Woo! You won Katie. Littlest loser. Thank you. Katie, are you there? Hey. Go ahead. You're on the air. Sky, you had mentioned that once you get in the bed, you notice that it's two beds? Yeah. Well, if her coworkers are couples and they have rooms, wouldn't they have told her that once she told the story to them? um yeah you know that would make a good point that would make sense to me and also you know i get what the people are saying about not wanting to impose on your friends who are on but at the same time like mikey said which i think is a really good point if my girlfriend told me that even though i'm there with my husband

3:06:34Dude, come stay with us. I have the rest of my life to sleep with my husband. Yeah, isn't it strange that not one person... My husband will sleep on the floor, you sleep in the bed with me. Isn't it strange that not one person that she works with, that she was on that cruise with, not one person offered to let her come stay? Because if one person had, you would think it would be hard for her to go, it's okay, I'll sleep in the room with him. I'm good. And this was a good-sized group of P1s, and we haven't heard from one of them yet. I'd be down in the lobby asking about the rent. Because if you were talking about my girl on the air right now, I would call in immediately. Yeah. People that were on the cruise. Hello. If I was her, I'd freaking call the hell up and defend myself. I mean, seriously. Absolutely. I would love to hear it. I mean, I'm not. You're not. Listen, you're not being tried and convicted by me. I just that this came up on the air. It sounds bad. And if you did nothing wrong, call in and tell us why. You know, like, help us out here, because right now it doesn't sound good. It doesn't. It doesn't. I didn't. I didn't. This is pathetic. P1 Rebel. Yeah, Mikey, I think you guys are missing it. What kind of tool pulls that on a girl and then gets shut down and then has her sleep on the floor? Wouldn't you feel kind of guilty? I was thinking that, too. You know, all right, my bad. But this guy obviously isn't a gentleman.

3:08:00Yeah, you sleep in the bed, you know? Who's going to have the girl sleep on the ground after that? That seems strange, too. That seems strange, too. If he had any kind of manners, if he was trying to win her back at all, he'd be like, you know what? My bad. You sleep in the bed. I'll take the floor. At that point, it's not about manners. It seems like human nature. You did that. Some dudes are clueless. Okay. But, yeah. Seth? Yeah, Seth would totally do that. Yeah, this is what I don't see. Let me tell you what seems a little bit odd to me. All of it? Besides all of it. Great point. But let me tell you what seems a little bit odd. So, she gets on the boat. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He's standing up. He's standing up. Epiphany. What's up, dude? You guys, you have to check in before you get on the boat. You walked up to that thing, and you've got to give your passport and check in. Yeah. And they give you a room key. Yeah. So when you check in, you're going to give your name, and they're going to go, yes, Linda and John, it's booked together. She just maybe not, you know. Okay, okay, okay. Just didn't put two and two. Okay, didn't put two and two. No, he booked a room for her, so. Didn't put two and two.

3:09:31okay so she's i find that part really hard to get through without knowing something's up well yeah because like i mean because we were in line we checked in like everybody else and i was like standing near p1 scooby when i checked in and even i was going to p1 scooby going okay my room's here where's your room dude where's your room at so wouldn't you think these two friends would be comparing where their rooms are at next to each other that is true Before even getting on the ship? Oh, okay. We're all checked in. Where's your room? Where's my room? Let's look at the map. Because they give you the map. They circle it. Yeah, they would have gone together, right? Maybe he had a slick answer or something. They would have gone together. Okay, so let's say they went separately to check in. When you get there. You check in before you ever get on the boat in this big building. You check in. Right. It's like an airport kind of security. Yeah. Bag gets checked and you walk through metal detector kind of thing. Now, it just seems like kind of. OK, so maybe she went in with her group of girlfriends from work. OK, let's assume that. And that guy, you know, buddy guy here. Buddy guy. Buddy guy. Buddy guy. Oh, wow. Oh, baby, please. Let's say that he came in. Let's say he came an hour later.

3:10:48But you can't get on the boat until you check in and show your ID and everything like that and have a ticket. You can't get on the boat until you're checked in. Especially if he booked it. Okay, so she gets there second then is what you're saying? Like they cannot get on that boat unless they're checking in together if the room is booked together? I would assume so. Then that's the end of it, isn't it? I don't know. I've got to talk to her because that's an interesting point. Where is she? Okay, but let's just say... let's just say, let's give it the benefit of the doubt, and she gets on the boat, and he gets on the boat separately, and somehow the room thing is going to happen, where they go to the room and he goes, hey, baby. I just want to let you know that that whole two rooms thing, well, it was a ruse. You see, baby?

3:11:48I may be your boyfriend's friend, but I've always had the hots for you. And I want to sleep with you. Oh, my. Okay, well. Okay, so that's what they both say happened, okay? Sounds hot. Now, at that point, we're assuming that she goes, Why, I never. I can't believe you would say such a thing. Now, I'm just going to put my things here in the bathroom. I'm just going to put my stuff down and I'm going to hang up my nice clothes for the captain's dinner, which I was instructed to bring. And I'm going to just put my bathing suit here in this drawer right here. And you want to know something, mister? No, we're not. You know, I will not do that with you. my man i love my man and so at that point what he goes okay but i get the bed like what it's all that no that's not the way it happens that just doesn't sound right oh is p1 chief regretting calling us or what i know i i feel terrible but i mean

3:13:11As soon as he said it, I went, something's not right. Your body rejected it. My body rejected it. P1 Chief also sounds like a really nice guy. He sounds like an awesome guy. And if he was my friend, these are definitely questions I would have for my friend. And we're his friends. It doesn't quite add up, bro. P1 Miriam is on the line. Miriam, are you there? Yes, I'm here. Go ahead. I just kind of came into this all of a sudden, and I've been listening for a little bit. What if she didn't have enough money and wanted to go so bad that they kind of arranged this thing and then told the boyfriend the story? Okay, so wait. Arranged it, didn't hook up. She wanted to go real bad. They didn't have enough money to probably get her own room, so just... Went with the story. And they figured if they would have said, hey, we want a room together, he would have said that. She knows she's not going to hook up with him. She's not going to do anything with him. But he says, well, why don't we go together and stay in the same room? And she's like, my boyfriend chief will never go for that. And he says, well, we don't have to tell him. You know, it's not like we're going to hook up or anything.

3:14:23See, I thought that too, but then why would she go so far to say he wanted to sleep with her? Why wouldn't she just say, there was some sort of booking accident, we had to share a room, but it was cool, there were two beds, he was a gentleman. Why would she go so far to say he wanted to sleep with me? And then why would he go so far as to say, I have a thing for your lady, and I always have, and I think that we should get together and discuss this. Well, maybe at the beginning you didn't know all that. Maybe, maybe. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh. I mean, listen, Miriam, now you're really stretching it. So now you're saying she didn't have enough money, they made this arrangement, and then, oh, by the way, when it was all over, he happened to tell the boyfriend that he had a thing for her? Could be. Oh, all right. All right. You're telling me about that line. All right. Thank you. That's weird, man. A strange story. We have to take a time out. But I want to hear from you. 570-1053. Just real quick. Got a call from this guy. He said, hey guys, when you went on that P1 cruise, my girlfriend went on it with a friend of mine. They were supposed to be booked in separate rooms. He booked the rooms. And then when they showed up, it turned out that they were booked in the same room. He did this. Told her he wanted to sleep with her. She said no. And then when they came back, he told me that yes, he's always had a thing for my girlfriend.

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3:26:45Shadow of the day is the name of the sun. Welcome back to the show. It is 930. Good news, Cowboy fans. Jessica Simpson will not be attending the Cowboys playoff game this weekend. Jacksonville's Fred Taylor named to his first Pro Bowl, replacing Willie Parker. We finally have one person calling in. Finally have one person calling in from the cruise, from the P1 cruise. Who we got? P1 Scooby. Ah, Scoobs. Scoob, what's up? Hey, I wanted to call and talk about the bed situation. Okay. Yeah, I had one bed in my room, but there was like a hideaway bed inside the wall. It turned into like, made it look into bunk beds. Yeah. So this stuff about her sleeping on the floor, I think it's kind of shady. Hey, wait a minute. You know what I just remembered even about my room that had one bed? It had a little, what looked like a little couch, but the couch pulled, you pulled the couch and it became a bed. Oh, really?

3:27:47even the rooms with a bed had a bed wow well my room had one bed one bed that you could separate and there's just like no room to sleep barely on the floor like that's why i'm like it would be so it would be so much more convenient to pull the beds apart than have one person sleep in the big bed that you know and someone else on the floor yeah i agree with ashley man because when i had my if he truly got one bed like one bed it doesn't split apart then there was no room to sleep on the floor and if he had a crush on her? That is crap that he made her sleep on the floor. What is that about? Manners. P1 Bud. P1 Bud, are you there? Hey, what's up? So, I had one point about the whole bed situation. The other guy booked a room, so he could have booked it with just one bed. I'm happy with a friend of mine. We all took a cruise to Hawaii, and this other guy invited her to go and pay for everything, but he told her there was going to be two beds. set it up where there was only one bed, and kind of pulled the same situation. And in her case, I can guarantee she did not mess around with that guy at all. She didn't even see him the whole time they were there. Where did she sleep? Well, she slept. She did sleep in his room because she tried to get my brother and his fiance to let him sleep in her room, and they weren't having it. Well, there you go. They weren't cruising Hawaii. They weren't letting that happen. So she didn't sleep there. But the rest of the time, she wouldn't have anything to do with the guy. All right, man.

3:29:19Hey, thank you. I appreciate the phone call. P1 Instigator. Uh-oh. Not good. Hey, Mikey, I got a theory. What's up? Maybe she actually got into bed with this guy, but then she clumsily fell out onto the floor like Sean. That's an interesting point I never thought of. That's a theory. Certainly a theory. Someone call my boyfriend. Can somebody call my boyfriend? I'm falling and I can't go at all. I'm fat and I can't stop eating. Oh! Clearly you're talking about yourself. Of course I am. Somebody call my boyfriend. Thanks for piling on. 5701053. It's pretty crazy. Yeah, it got crazy. Well, this went well. I don't know that it did. I don't know that it did.

3:30:26the opposite. I don't know. I gotta be honest with you. That captivated me. Oh, yeah. Captivated me. That really... Yeah, I got an email from my dad. He's like, what? This can't be real. Like, freaking out. Like, oh. Unreal. But it is real. Wait. The irony. We talk too much. This guy has Mr. Blackwell's worst dress list. Who's on it? Hillary. Barack. Not Jake. That guy dresses really good. Natalie Clad. Michael Irvin. Entertainment celebrities. Carrie Fisher. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. They're all women. Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie O'Donnell. No. Rosie O'Donnell. Matthew McConaughey. I said they're all women. Christina Appleway.

3:31:36There's no such person. Pamela Smart. Wow. Who is? Jennifer Flowers. Deborah LaFlove. Joyce DeWitt. Sally Struthers. Sally Jessie Raphael. Oh, good one. The glasses are good. Yeah. Good one. Real good. Helen Hunt is a smart dresser. Oh, yeah. Carney Wilson. Katie Holmes. Smart dresser. Jenny Jones. Oh, yeah. Jenny Jones. Amber Williams is what I was saying. I like ham. Amber Fry. Amber Fry is what I meant. Honey baked. I was trying to say Amber Fry. You're so stupid. Amber Lynn. Loretta Lynn. Oh, Beyonce. Sissy Spacek. Lynn Swan. Isn't it Sissy Spacek? Oprah. Sissy Spacek. Sissy Spacek.

3:32:43Meredith Vieira. Alma Hayek. Meredith Baxter-Bernie. Kelly Ripa. Betty Broderick. Betty White. That's not even a real person, Sean. Please. You don't know it. I do know. V1 Josh, take your guess. You forgot. Yeah, I got a guess. Kathy Bates. Kathy Bates is on the list. What number, Sky? She's not on the list. She's on the board, though. Spoke too soon. No, she's not on the board either. What about Queen Latifah? Oh, yeah. No. Ashley Simpson. No, but? Jessica Simpson. Yes, Jessica Simpson, payment number eight. She looks stupid in a Tony Romo jersey. P1 Neal. Patrick Harris. The child prodigy, Hama Montana. Yeah, what about Hama Montana? Scott, you hear that?

3:33:39Skye. Skye. I like ham. Skye. Skye, is ham a Montana on there? Yeah, I see. No such person. We have to have honey baked. What? We have to have honey baked. I get it. Okay. You don't have to keep yelling it. Stop waving your finger at me. We have to have honey baked. Ashley just IM me Terry Schiavo. That is so funny. It's not even funny. I get it, though. Rachel Hunter. Rachel Ray. Rachel McAdams. Amy Adams. John Adams. Amy Fisher. Don Adams. Don Imus. Amy Foley. Don Rickles. Oh, yes. Donald Trump. Mikey Show. Do you have a guess? Go ahead, please. Park Spice. Yes, she is number one on the list. Number one. Victoria Beckham. Number one. What is deemed so... Oh, what about... The 50-50 chick from Sex and the City. Sarah Jessica Parker. Jessica Sarah Parker. Oh, she's like one of the best dress. What are you talking about? What about from Gremlins to Fergie? Yes, Fergie is on the list. Oh! Don't you see how manly she was on that New Year's Eve? So Posh Spice is considered a bad dresser. Liv Schreiber. Stop eating popcorn. Can I have some? Yeah, help yourself, Rob. It's really good. Erin?

3:35:10Too many calories. No way. I'll just throw it up. Aaron Moran. Ivanka Trump. Lucy Liu. Cameron Manheim. Nicole Kidman. Jennifer Garner. Sky. Well, for sure. What about Alicia Keys? Sky, what about Alicia Keys? Sky. Gwen Stefani. What about Gwen Stefani? Reese. Mikey Show, hello. Got a guess. Go ahead. Tracy Henry. you who said that who is this yes you are a good p1 wow that one is a that is a stretch i'm giving you a pricing yeah yeah absolutely holy cow all right sky who's on the list named a random person we worked with in san jose that we probably mentioned once on this show

3:36:03That was fantastic. That was a little too much. It was a little too much. You got the button in on you. This is ridiculous. The button. It wasn't even a swear word. I didn't even get my money's worth. Get Sean on the camera so I can see the disgusted look on his face. Spank him. So I can see the guilt. Bad, Sean. I want to see what guilt looks like. Oh, please. My camera went down. Okay. Ginger Spice. Scary Spice. Number one was Victoria Beckham. Old Spice. Number two, Amy Winehouse. That's all of them. Duh. Number three, Mary Kate Olsen. Number four, Fergie. And number five was Kelly Clarkson. Stevie Nicks. And then Mr. Blackwell did make a note saying, for those of you who were expecting to see Britney Spears' name on this list, I felt that it was inappropriate at this time to make comment with her. Oh, like he cares. Yeah, like he's such a nice person. Her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her. Why does he even need to say that? Well, because she's been on the list for so many years. You guys. What? What's up? Rob wrote...

3:37:32parody song about Aunt Jemima's syrup. What? What? I must have misheard you. You did not mishear me. I can't believe it's not butter taken already? Like, why that? I don't know, but I'm wondering to myself if I should listen to it off the air or if it's worth playing. Just raw. Is there a reason? Why did you write a parody song? about Aunt Jemima syrup. You really want to know? Yes. Okay, well, when we went on break, I, like, did a bunch of food shopping, you know, because I was having my mom in town and stuff, and I haven't had syrup in probably, like, eight years. How do you not have syrup in eight years? Because if you don't buy it, like, what am I, rich? Good point. Wow, he showed you, Eddie. Service only for the rich. For Christmas, I got a Aunt Jemima syrup gift card. No, I didn't. I went out and purchased some. Yeah, it's a gift card for $2.50. I could either get two log cabins or one Aunt Jemima. I'm going to splidge. I'll splidge a little. Live the high life. I could have waited for another one. Got a Mrs. Butterworth. Forget about it. Forget that. Come on. What am I?

3:38:51Trump? My sky? Oh, oh, oh. Eddie. So? So I got like bacon, pancake mix, like all this stuff to make delicious morning food and got syrup and I put it on everything. It is the greatest invention known to man and like... It's the greatest invention known to man. Who writes a song about syrup? Have you had it lately? Is it only Aunt Jemima's syrup? You can put it on chips. You can put it on whatever you want. Who puts it on chips? Wouldn't that be a great flavor? Patent pending. Yeah. Oh, he is a nutball. You ready? I'm ready. Now I'm not so sure. You ready? Yeah. I don't know. For shizzle, you're my nizzle. Yes, you are. Body shots at the bar. Bazaar. Delicious special sauce. I just can't believe that you come from logs. Wicked Bazaar. What? Your savory serum can heal scars. Wicked Bazaar. My teeth. Are also loved by bees. Sticky. Awesome. There's a chick who's going to marry him.

3:41:29No, no. I'm not kidding. I love you, Michael. I love you, too. What are you even talking about? Hey, it's Mikey for Amco. I'm the type of person that likes to know exactly what I'm going to get before I get into it. That's why I always, whenever I'm doing any kind of endorsement, I always check them out before I pass it on to you, the P1s. I'm telling you, you can trust Amco. When you go into Amco, they will diagnose an engine light problem. Before you ever have to pay for it, it's free for them to diagnose it. They're not going to fix anything that isn't broken. And don't forget the fact that Amco does transmissions, brakes, oil changes. Now, you may be saying to yourself, why Amco? Why would I go to Amco and not take it to the dealership? Well, first of all, the experience. The experience in the database. They hook up with all these other AMCOs with guys that know exactly what problems are going on. And when they experience something that they don't know about, which isn't often, they can go on there and figure it out. AMCO is the only place you want to go. It's AMCO. Double A. Beep, beep.

3:42:40Hey, check this out. Did you know that a just-completed survey of AIS clients shows an average savings of $850 per year? Now, of course, prices vary depending on your needs, so it really pays to shop around, which is what AIS does for you. In fact, 92% of AIS clients renew year after year, which goes to show just how much money they're saving. Remember, AIS wants you as a customer for life. Hey, it's Mikey. Call AIS at 1-800-777-4AIS. Again, that's 1-800-777-4AIS. Hello, has this guy ever used an ATM before? Seriously, they aren't that complicated. You know, let's just go to McDonald's. I'm thinking Big Mac sandwiches. Why do you think I'm getting cash, dude? I've always got enough for Mickey Deeds in my pocket. Yeah, right, Big Macs for both of us. Just let me get through this line. Listen to me. Two Big Macs are just $3. What? Yeah, two Big Macs, $3. No. How is that even possible? It's McDonald's. They're the home of everyday value. I'll cover you, and by the time we get back, this guy will be long gone. Now's the time to revisit a delicious classic, because the Big Mac is just two for $3, each with two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions on a sesame seed bun. No way. Oh, he's still here. Clearly, he doesn't know two Big Macs for $3 is for a limited time. Oh, man.

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3:45:11Television crime shows come and go, but only a few become an institution. Tonight on NBC, Law & Order is back-to-back with all new episodes. First, Criminal Intent, and then the original Law & Order. The place to find all new episodes of The Ultimate Crime Show is on NBC. In fact, NBC's all new from top to bottom. Deal or No Deal, a two-hour block of Law & Order, and Jay & Conan. All new, all week. NBC. Missy here. Call it K-I-O-Z, San Diego.

3:46:15Or K-I-O-Z San Diego. It's K-I-O-Z San Diego. Hit it. It's K-I-O-Z San Diego. Hit it. K-I-O. K-I-O. Welcome back. It's a Mikey show. Hillary Clinton won and John McCain won. Yay. First. Hillary Clinton won for the Dems. Gross. And John McCain won for the Reps. And now, I believe they go to South Carolina. Michigan and South Carolina. And Mitt Romney thinks that he has Michigan all tied up because his pop was the governor of Michigan. And I think that's going to be McCain territory. I hope so. I think McCain's going to win there. And I think that my boy Huckabee has a good chance of South Carolina. That Mitt Romney, he's got a lot of work to do to repair a kind of jacked up image right now. He has a little bit of a jacked up image.

3:47:23This was, I think I have some of him. Maybe not. Yeah, I do. Cut seven. There have been three races so far. I've gotten two silvers and one gold. Thank you, Wyoming. But tonight, congratulations go to Senator John McCain for running a first-class race. Congratulations on the gold, Senator. Great job. Let's give a round of applause. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. What, are there like five people there listening to him speak? Did you hear that crowd? I mean, he's been so all over McCain. It seems a little insincere. Let's hear it for Senator McCain. You're a really good person. You know I said that you're a complete A. Yeah, and I hate him. And I can't stand him. Let me pull my nose out. Let's see. View.

3:48:30Elizabeth Hasselbeck went back to the view. No, thank you. No. She looks great. Okay. Did she lose a lot of weight? Well, no, she just looks good. Great. So she did not lose the weight. Oh, I thought you were just saying, did she lose weight in general? The baby weight. The baby weight. Oh, from what I see, yeah, she looks good. Yeah? Yeah. Brittany did a pretty quick turnaround with a baby after she had the baby. It's totally possible. The news today, it's all so depressing. Isn't it? Every story I'm looking at, I'm like, I don't want to talk about that. I don't want to talk about that. It's all depressing. Violent. It's all real violent. Just real quick. I'm not going to go into them. 16-year-old skateboarder jumped. Stabbed by three guys in Rancho Bernardo. 17-year-old girl shot in a drive-by skyline area. The Georgia hitchhiker found decapitated. It's just everything is so... It's just all kind of downers. Now, this one's not a downer.

3:49:41In Mexico, a boy glued his hand to the bed so he wouldn't have to go to school. Brilliant. It worked. Well played. He didn't have to go right then. Deal with that, mom. He didn't want to go back after Christmas break, so he got some sort of super glue out of the kitchen and glued his hand to his bed. Genius. What about when you have to go to the bathroom? Yeah, I don't know if he got that far ahead. Just go, man. Just do it. Just go for it. Yeah. Okay. Three people arrested for allegedly using flirting women to carjack men in San Diego. Is that funny? Sorry. I guess the way it went down is some 18-year-old dude was driving by, saw two chicks on the street corner, pulled over to talk to him, and then some guy came around the side of the car, issued some sort of gang challenge to him, punched him in the face. All three of them, the dude and the two chicks, all got in the car. One of the chicks handed the dude a screwdriver. He put it up to the victim's neck and said, get the heck out of the car. So the three of them took off in the car, leaving the victim on the corner. And the cops caught up with them. And those three people are now under arrest. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Kevin Federline got a restraining order against Britney Spears. She can't come within 100 feet of him.

3:51:04I'm ready now. Can you imagine these guys? It's so... That's crazy. Can you come within 100 feet of the double wide? Yeah. Yes. It sounds so backwoods. It really does. Speaking of, her sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, apparently in Louisiana, where she's from, Kentwood, Louisiana, people just don't understand why it's a big deal that she's pregnant at 16. That's great. In Kentwood, they went and they talked to a bunch of people in Kentwood and they're like, we don't get it, y'all. What's the problem, y'all? Like, I guess people get pregnant at that age, you know, a lot. Who's the dad of your cousin? Yeah, I guess MTV News, as soon as the story broke, they sent a camera crew out there and they started interviewing people from the town and they were like, yeah, you know, 13, 14-year-old girls get pregnant here all the time, so 16 really isn't a big deal.

3:52:06I bet they sounded different when they said it, though. Probably. Eminem is sick and overweight. Crazy as well. I guess he had a serious heart condition and severe pneumonia and was in the hospital over the holidays. They say his extra pounds aren't helping. He's weighing over 210 pounds and he's 5'8". Oh, my gosh. It's me, dude. Recognize him. I know, because he's Slim Shady, right? He's supposed to be the Slim Shady. Well, because I know his boy, that rapper, died a couple months back, and I wouldn't be surprised if that totally jacked him up mentally. So, my wife has this cookbook by Jerry Seinfeld's wife, Jessica. Skye, what's the name of it? Let me find it. Here we go. It's called Deceptively Delicious. Okay, so the idea is you make stuff out of vegetables for your kids, and they don't know vegetables are in there. And so I got it from my wife for Christmas. She wanted it. And when I ordered it on Amazon, you know how when you order something, it says people who bought this book also bought this book? And so there was a book also called The Sneaky Chef.

3:53:32And so I got them both together because she is really into making Jake stuff covertly, making him stuff that's good for him. But, you know, he doesn't know what it is and it tastes good. And you know what I mean? Yeah. Well, the lady that wrote the book, The Sneaky Chef, is suing Seinfeld's wife. She says, you stole the idea of The Sneaky Chef. Yeah, she says brazenly plagiarized is the word she uses in her lawsuit. That's crazy. I mean, even the titles are pretty much, you know, the same word. Well, wait a minute. Now, in order for it to be a ripoff, and maybe it is, I don't know. I haven't looked at it. Yeah, I don't know either. But I would think, this seemed reasonable to me, that in order for it to be a ripoff, you would have to have some similar recipes. Right. So if that's a deal, then yeah, you should be ripping it off. I don't know, though. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I haven't looked through. But Blatant Ripoff says, to me, I would say, Blatant Ripoff says, not only do you have my recipes, you've got a whole bunch of them, you would think. Yeah, because if it's just the idea, I mean, everybody has cookbooks. Somebody can sue somebody over an Italian cookbook or whatever. So, you know, it has to be recipes, too. If somebody makes a movie about aliens, somebody else can make a movie about aliens.

3:54:48Independence Day isn't going to sue Steven Spielberg for ripping off the idea in Close Encounters or vice versa. Say, hey, that's my idea. Hey, listen. Space is kind of a... Yeah, it's kind of big. So I wasn't really ripping you off. Who knows, though? It's infinite, Mike. It's infinite, they say. They say it's infinite. I've heard that. Oh, no. Buddy from Charles and Charged was mugged at gunpoint. Buddy? Say it's not true. Wait, Willie Ames? Is that who it is? Yep. Is it Willie Ames? Charles and Charged? Yeah. He was in 8 is Enough. Oh, was he? I didn't really watch 8 is Enough. Sorry. Damn it! Yeah, Willie Ames was walking with his son in Hollywood on Monday night. It was about 10 o'clock at night when a man dressed in black came up and pulled out an automatic handgun and demanded all their money. All that 8 is Enough money. Both Willie and his son handed over their wallets. About $8.

3:55:44The cash totaled about $15. Oh, that sucks. Are they safe? Yeah, they're fine. Good. That's scary, though. I bet if he had been surrounded by his seven sisters, none of that would have happened. Six sisters, because of Nicholas. Especially Susan, man. No, Susan was a ball buster. So true. She married Merle. Yeah. Great sister. Takes brass balls. Triple A. He played for the Sacramento Bees. Blew out his arm. Yeah. Blew out the arm. Yeah. Mary should have fixed it because she was a doctor. And a dude. And a lesbian. Well, they never said it officially. We all knew. I think we all kind of got it. She's a man, baby. Definitely. Definitely. Paula Abdul is still crazy. All right. She freaked out on a plane, right? Yeah. It was a plane out of LAX.

3:56:38And according to witnesses, she freaked out. It was a Continental Airlines flight out of LAX. And she was on the phone. And according to witnesses, it lasted about 10 minutes. At one point, she was hyperventilating. And then the next point, she was screaming into her cell phone. They describe her as using a poltergeist type of voice when she's yelling. I don't know what that means, but that's what the witness says. They say she kept... Is that what she's... Or was it like the old lady? The all are welcome. All are welcome. I don't know. They said she kept screaming three names. Go into the line. Carol Ann. Carol Ann. It says things only a child can understand. They say she kept screaming three names over and over. The names were Michael, Sidney, and Leslie. Michael, Sidney, Leslie. Yeah, they said like over and over she was screaming. Michael, Sidney, Leslie. Michael, Sidney, Leslie. Michael, Sidney, Leslie. Say everyone was staring at her and she did. Are you sure it wasn't Simon, Randy, and Seacrest? Yeah, that's what she was yelling. Simon, Randy, Seacrest. Simon, Randy, Seacrest. Simon, Randy, Seacrest. What a weird story.

3:57:55Oh, my. What's a poltergeist voice? I don't know. What is that? Describe stuff like that. I know it. Of all the irrelevant, you know, like, can I think of a movie that came out in the last... Exorcist voice? That I get. Something. Yeah, that I understand at least. Freddy Krueger voice, I understand. Poltergeist. Well, there was eight people. Does she mean Craig T. Nelson? Yeah, seriously. I don't know. Jo Beth Williams. Oh, nice. It's uncalled for. You can put it on the board. It's uncalled for. No need to show off. We get it. It's uncalled for. We get it. We understand. You know actors and actresses. It's on the board, but it's uncalled. Yeah, it's on the board with an asterisk. Thank you. What's the problem? Down below, there's an asterisk that says unnecessary. Yes. I thought it was completely necessary. It's still up there. No doubt about it. It's still up there. Thank you. As long as it's on the board. That's all I care about. It's on the board for sure. I put it there. You know that Pam Anderson, Denise Richards movie that we talked about a while back where they threw a laptop and it hit somebody in the head? But they got in a fight or what was the deal? Yeah, Blonde and Blonder. Threw it out the window and it hit two ladies. Yeah, they were filming up in Canada. It was just Denise Richards. Yeah, and she was mad at the paparazzi and so she tried to throw her laptop at the paparazzi and it ended up hitting two old ladies.

3:59:21That movie, the movie that they were making. Blonde and blonder. Sounds like a comedy. Misfire. It just went straight to DVD. Oh, no. Just straight to DVD. It sounded so good. So, February 5th on DVD, everybody. That's got to hurt. Yeah. Mark your calendar. Anything good come out yesterday? Not really. What do we have? Do you just want the good stuff? Yeah. Well, that's what we want every time. It's interesting that she's asking this time, do you just want the good stuff? Well, lots of people like different stuff. Don't say lots of people. By lots of people, I mean me. If we're just going to go for the biggies for video games. We should always just go for the biggies. That would be nice. Okay. Video games, NFL tour for Xbox 360 and PS3. Cool. What is that? Looks like somebody in a Chargers uniform is on the front. How about that? I don't really know who it is. You don't know who it is? Well, it's a tiny little picture. It's small, so I can't. I don't know. But it's definitely a Boltz jersey that that person's wearing.

4:00:27And then also Dance Dance Revolution, Disney Channel. That's what I kind of thought, but I don't know. It's a tiny picture. So very cool. So it's really all for video games. And then music, nothing really. Good. Okay. What? I want one example. The Juno soundtrack. Oh, my God. Sia's new album, King Nash. Who's Sia? Love Sia. Yeah, Sia's great. Love Sia. What is she? She has had some, like, hits. This song, Breathe Me, which was featured on HBO Six Feet Under. So good. So good. Breathe Me. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it is. So beautiful. So I have the whole CD Bobby Kernel. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Got it for me back. You know, it hurts, but it feels so good. S-I-A is her name. S-I-A. I know you'll like them. I love them. Whoa. I love it. I love it. I don't like those chords. I know you'll like them. I love them. I don't love them. This sounds... I'm bored. Morose. It's so good to listen to in the rain when you just had a breakup. Oh, come on. Or when you're stretching. When you're doing yoga. Yeah, when you're cooling down from your workout.

4:01:46Night time is so good. It's drizzling a little. Sounds gay. It really does. It takes a lot to gay me out. It really takes a lot. It totally does. I thought it was impossible. It is possible, but it takes Sia. You see what I mean? You don't get it. And then DVDs, 310 for Yuma. Cut 73. Just lay down your gun and let me walk out the door. Is that what you reckon my prize is? Yeah. That's what I reckon with right now. Yeah, I reckon what? Isn't that kind of reckless of you, Wade? Seeing as you're so sure that your crew's coming to get you? Sounds good. It's a great movie, dude. You saw it? Yeah. Really? It's so awful. Now I don't want to see it anymore. Burn. Well, for someone who goes heel, you sure do run your mouth reckless, don't you? No need to get reckless on a tub like you. Oh. Huh? Ooh. Is that a fact? Come on, guys. Stop it. Come on. They're reenacting that scene they love. It was great, Mike. There you go. Yes, it's dead on. It's really sweet. Something on your mind? I forgot something on your mind. I just want to let you know you're sitting in my chair. Sitting in my chair? Is that a fact? Yeah, it's a fact. Well, for a man that don't go healed, you run your mouth kind of reckless, don't you? No need to go healed to get the bulge on a tub like you.

4:03:32Side effect, I'm real scared. Rice, you're scared. I can see that in your eyes. Go ahead. The head, skin it. Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens. Slap him! Listen, mister, I'm getting awful tired of your gas. Now jerk that pistol and go to work. Don't hit him. I said throw down, boy. That was unnecessary. That was over the top. I'm going to just stand there and bleed. Oh! That's the same guy. Can you believe that? That is pretty crazy. And he's a bad Santa? Yeah. Yeah. It's all the same dude. What else is out, Skye? That's it. So there it is. You want the big ones? Okay. Okay. Perfect. I mean, for people who like variety, I know that. No, no, no. No, no, no. Satiate them, but, you know. We like you right now. Stop. I think that was a perfect...

4:04:54Perfect list. That's what you got. It was the big movies. Can you stop talking? Best ever. Do you want some popcorn? No, I don't. Oh, okay. Dimebag Daryl's girlfriend blames Phil Anselmo. This is nuts. For Dimebag's death. What? She says, if you weren't such a wasteoid on drugs and alcohol, they would have never had to be playing small clubs with no security. The Pantera would have been healthy. Oh, well. Sorry, what? They would have never had to do their side project. They'd have never been at that place. What I think is interesting is, like, how is this coming out now? I guess she just recently did an interview with Guitar World magazine, and that's what she says. That's terrible. I know. That's what she said. It's a pretty brutal thing to say. Yeah, it is. Let's see. I think we're good, guys. Peace out. What up?

4:05:57Tom Cruise doesn't want to comment on his ex-wife's pregnancy. That's kind of weird, huh? I wonder why. I don't know. His people says that Tom Cruise will not be issuing a comment. Why can't you just say congrats? It sounds like he's on the defense. Yeah. I could have got her pregnant if I wanted to. Yeah. I like girls. Yeah, I don't like women, dude. Wait. You just turned Mexican, Tom Cruise? Yeah, dude. Yeah, man. I'm Tom Cruise. Well, my last name is R-U-Z. I was in risky business. Brad Pitt is upset because he's getting old. Well. Aren't we all Brad? Sorry, bro. It's kind of what happens. I guess this last month he turned 44. You're not really a vampire from Interview with a Vampire. Yeah. You're not the Grim Reaper. I'm Brad Pitt.

4:06:54You're just a regular vato, dude. Nah, nah, I'm just rapid, dude. You are aged, bro. Yeah, nah. I'm mortal. And a Mexican? Yeah, me and Tom Cruise, dude. That's weird, bro. We are all just on this mortal coin. Yeah, we're just a couple vatos getting wrinkles. Okay. What's the Edward James Olmos thing you always say? Yeah, dude, what he said with gray hair. Yeah, dude. Eddie James Olmos is our La Raza. Yeah, man, we're in the same clica. Blood in, blood out. And this is my other vato. His name is Tom. I'm over sometimes we get in the Chevy. Sometimes we go to do some drive-bys. Oh, wait. It's illegal. My dad loves that stuff. I mean, loves that stuff. Of course. Gang stuff. Mexican. Oh, loves anything on Mexican gang culture is interesting to him and the whole thing. He loves it. He'd really like Rob's neck. I think we're good.

4:08:47I think we're good. Did I miss anything big, you guys? No, I think we covered it. I think we got the big stuff. All the news is real depressing, so... You want to hear about Joe Gibbs talking about his retirement? Yeah. Well, he says that his family situation is the reason why he can't do another season. It's cut 74. My family situation, being what it is right now, I told him I just did not feel like I could make the kind of commitment that I needed to make going forward this year, knowing... What my family's situation was and what I felt like they needed me. Just in general? I guess. So we don't know what's going on. But he did say that he thought the Redskins were going to win the Super Bowl. Uh-oh. Got 72. I was so focused on the fact that I really thought we were going to go all the way. And so I was so focused on the season. Everything was going to happen. I think our team felt the same way. So proud of our guys, the way they fought, the way we played in those last four games of the season. And I really was totally focused on just that. Goodbye, sweet prince. That's right. I wonder who's going to take over. We don't know, right? Well, the two biggest names are on staff. They're Greg Williams, the defense coordinator, and Al Saunders, the offense coordinator. That'll be interesting. So we'll see.

4:10:16Oh, my money's on Greg Williams. Yeah? Yeah. By the way, a federal grand jury issued a subpoena in that case of that girl, the MySpace teenager that committed suicide in Missouri. Oh, yeah. Remember they did the phony MySpace. With the mom. Yeah, with the mom, and it really upset her, and she ended up committing suicide. So the local authorities decided, the district attorney in town was like, we can't do anything. We can't draw up any charges on this. Right. It is what it is. It was terrible that this girl committed suicide. But a federal grand jury says, well, don't worry, we're bringing charges. They're looking into charges of fraud against the mother. The mother claims that she did not create the fake MySpace account. She did know about it, but she denies sending or knowing about any cruel messages, and she did not create the page. I wonder how we got the information that she did. We heard that it was her and her.

4:11:16Daughter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So where did that come from? Well, I know I read it in People Magazine when they did an interview. Yeah, I know, but do you understand what I'm saying? Like, how would that... They did an interview with the family of the girl who committed suicide. How do they know? And they're claiming that. How do they know? I don't know how they know, but that's what they're claiming, and that's why... I can't imagine that the mother's going to get on the phone and go with them, with that family. Right. And go, hey, just want you to know, your daughter killed herself over this thing, and I did it. It was me and my daughter. We did it together. FYI. Just so you know. I'm sure the neighborhood people were talking. Oh, well, I heard that the mom actually blah, blah, blah, blah. It could be. It could be. Because right now when you said that, for the very first time ever, did I go, I wonder if that could be a possibility. I wonder if the daughter did it. And somehow the mother is like thrown into it. Is it possible? I don't know. Who knows? We're not there. But it made me wonder. The fact that she knew. and didn't do anything about it, already says red flag. How do we know that? That's what she just said. Well, she admitted to knowing about the account. She knew she was doing it. Yeah. That already, red flag. Now, do you think you should go to jail for that? For her knowing about it? Yeah, like what if you know about it and you scold your kid and you say, don't do that, that's terrible. Well, then you shouldn't get in trouble because you told her not to do it.

4:12:48You know what I mean? It's a lot of figuring out. You know what I mean? He said, she said. So what did you say? I said, don't do it. It's the mother's parents, the grandparents. It's the grandparents. The grandparents are the place. You guys, you're forgetting that parents have parents. Right. And the great, great grandparents do. But, okay, okay, yeah, I get that the great-great-grandparents aren't here, but exhume them. Exhume them. You know I would not use the word exhume, Mikey. You know better than that. Don't mimic me and use big words. It doesn't even make sense. Yeah, ese, exhume them. Okay, now I'm Mexican? Órale. Claro que sí. And monte, monte, chicas, patas. Weird. I've not heard one... I haven't heard one bad thing about There Will Be Blood. Not one negative comment. Not one bad word. When does it come out wide release? I don't know, dude, but I'm telling you, that movie's getting like four stars everywhere. Sounds interesting. Yeah, it does.

4:14:0720 minutes of silence. The first 20 minutes, no dialogue. Do you know the kid from, not the little girl from Little Miss Sunshine, but the mute brother? He plays this crazy preacher kid in it. Sounds perfect. It's just weird. I want to see it. 20 minutes and no dialogue. That's just wild. Awesome. Love it. They said... What I read about it was, it is not the feel-good movie of the year. And that's all his movies, man. Paul Thomas Anderson movies are kind of depressing, but it says... Just that funny Tom Cruise moment in Magnolia. That was hysterical. Yeah, that was a good one. They say, it's not the feel-good movie of the year, but you will not forget it. Oh, no. That's my kind of movie. I'm in. I'm in on that. You should have Ashley review it. Oh, I totally will. I'll be happy to. P1 Dano's on the line. Sean. How you doing? Hi, Dano. Ashley and Sean have really been fighting. All day we've been fighting. All week, actually. That's not true. It is true, Sean. Okay. For sure today and yesterday. P1 Dano. Yeah, I got a question for Eddie. Go ahead. All right. So, theoretically speaking, if the Patriots lose and the Colts lose, doesn't that mean we come back to San Diego? That is 100% true. Okay. Now, what's up with Monster Jam? Isn't that the same weekend?

4:15:32I don't know. Is it? It's the 19th and 20th, isn't it? I don't know. I have no idea. What's Monster Jam, bro? The monster trucks. Oh, really? Yeah. They'll have to figure something out. Yeah. They'll go play in the park. That's not very smart. Yeah. Maybe they can Monster Jam in the park. Yeah. All right. Or the Chargers can go play in the park. Oh. Like a little scrimmage. Yeah. You can put flags on them. Yeah. That'd be cool. Put flags on all the players. Yeah. There you go. Thank you for the call. Yeah, thank you. 570-1053 is our phone number. At the beginning and the end of every show, you can call in with anything you want. Tomorrow on the show, Phil Simms will be on. Awesome. Tonight. Oh, yeah. What? It's going to be a fun time. That's right. Come on. That's right. She's going to be out at... Harris. Yes. Sky. Harris Rincon. Playing poker. Party. Come on, Q1. Come play. It's going to be a lot of fun. She's real easy to beat. If you know how to play Hold'em, come out and join me. It's a great tournament. $65 gets you a chance at $25,000. If she passes gas, she's bluffing. Yep. It's always her tell. It's not true.

4:16:52So the tournament starts at 7, so get there sometime before 7. And it's going to be a lot of fun. So tonight, Harris Ringcon. Good luck, Squire. Thank you. If you hear her pass gas, call her. Shut up. She doesn't have anything. Seven deuce off suit. Whatever. Oops. Stop. Let's see. Let's take some of these calls. And we'll play Hey Aunt Jemima again. P1 Jackpot. Hey, I understand you need some happy news. Yes. We were in Bethesda, Maryland over the Christmas break, and my husband and I went to the National Naval Medical Center. He's in the Navy. We thought we would visit some of the recovering American soldiers. I don't know if you guys received an email, kind of a chain email, send a Christmas card addressed to a recovering American Marine or a soldier at the National Medical Center. When we went, we were directed by the Red Cross and then by the Marine Liaison Office. There were none.

4:17:52They had all got home for Christmas. So when we went into the Marine Corps liaison office... Hang on just a second, okay? Can you hang on just a second? I don't understand, you guys. Do you understand, Skye? Yeah, she went out to Maryland and while they were there, they were going to visit injured soldiers around the holidays. And there were none? I think that's the point she's getting to. That's a good... Okay, I didn't... You just translated. Okay. I understand. Okay, now I'm up to speed. Sky had to translate what was up. Okay, so that was good news. There was no injured soldiers, and so that was good. There were no recovering. Exactly. And we never would have guessed this. Awesome. That there were no Marines who were recovering there at Naval Medical Center Bethesda because there were only six to begin with, and they all were able to get home for the holidays. Nice. That is good news. Hey, thank you. I appreciate that. Absolutely. All right, we'll see you. P1UPS, what's up? How you doing, Mikey? Good. Got a question for the Oracle. Okay. I know you got such a big man crush on Brett Favre. Well, I'm a big Seahawks fan. I think it's more than that. Go ahead. I think it's downplaying it a little bit, but go ahead. Understatement. Who are you taking in the game this weekend?

4:19:06In that game, I do think it's going to be a tight game, and I think that Seattle has a good chance of winning. Weather's going to be a big factor. I'm going to take the Packers in that one. What about looks? Because of the magic of the bearded wonder, Brett Favre. Well, if looks played a factor, then they'd win 1,000. Because wouldn't you want the gorgeous Brett Favre or that bald Matt Hasselbeck? It'd be so rugged. You want to make a bet on it? What? Want to make a little bet on it? That Brett Favre's hot? I think Eddie wins. I win, hands down. There's not even a break. I wish I knew how to quit you. I don't want to quit you. He does not. I don't want to quit. P1 Bad Boy. Hey, this is P1 Bad Boy. Hey, I just want to give Eddie a call and let him know that last week a caller called in saying if there was going to be a movie with Batman and Superman. Well, actually, I watched G4 television, it's all about gaming and all that. And they're actually looking into making a Justice League movie. And I just want to give you a heads up on that. Thank you. Thank you, man. Old news. Really? So awesome, dude. I can't wait. All those guys. The Wonder Twins? No. Yeah, they're in the Justice League. No, they are not. Lovely and talented Missy is up next. Today on the Nooner is the All Request Lunch with Missy.

4:20:52So you request the songs, and she'll play them for you. And then tomorrow morning at 5.30, we'll come back to it again. Why did she just do that? She just... Our CD is available. You do not hate me, Eddie. Our CD is available at select cricket locations. My best friend. We'll see you tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show's out late. Bill Sims tomorrow. Love your mouth.