The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 01/14/08
Monday, January 14, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
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The show centered on the Chargers' upset of Peyton Manning's Colts, with Mikey and Eddie celebrating the win, debating Philip Rivers' taunting, and asking Sean Merriman how San Diego could carry its underdog mentality into New England. The cast also dissected Terrell Owens' emotional defense of Tony Romo, Britney Spears' alarming wedding-dress outing, and the awkwardly reduced Golden Globes broadcast led by Billy Bush and Nancy O'Dell. Their comedy bits turned Zeth's nearly silent blind date, Skye's 5-0 trivia win, and a simple parking-lot honk into sprawling arguments about confidence, intelligence, courtesy, and who owns an open space. The strangest stories involved twins who unknowingly married, Sean's eight-year campaign to reclaim a former love interest, and Victoria Beckham's concern that Snoop Dogg would influence David Beckham.
What happened, in order
Chargers Shock the Colts
Mikey and Eddie relived San Diego's 28-24 upset of Peyton Manning's Colts, marveling that an injury-hit Chargers team had reached the AFC Championship game.
Rivers and the Crowd
Eddie argued that Philip Rivers tarnished a great performance by taunting Indianapolis fans, while the others countered that the confrontation and swagger help fuel him.
The Hollow Golden Globes
The hosts mocked Billy Bush and Nancy O'Dell's bare-bones Golden Globes presentation as an awkward Access Hollywood recap that stripped the awards of their usual glamour.
T.O. Defends Romo
After Dallas lost to the Giants, Terrell Owens tearfully defended Tony Romo from blame over his Mexico trip with Jessica Simpson, surprising the hosts because Owens normally attacks quarterbacks.
Britney in Her Wedding Dress
The show reacted to Britney Spears shopping for her paparazzo boyfriend's Mercedes in her old wedding dress and debated whether mental illness, substance use, or performance explained her escalating behavior.
Zeth's Silent Blind Date
Zeth admitted that he and his quiet blind date barely got to know each other at a Christmas party, prompting a long intervention about fear, self-sabotage, and at least taking a small 'bite of the chocolate.'
Dumb Chick Challenge
Skye beat Ashley and Boston Rob 5-0 in a trivia game that produced guesses such as 'Black Plague' for the Black Sox scandal before Skye clinched it with Titanic.
The Parking-Lot Constitution
A complaint about an aggressive horn turned into an elaborate argument over courtesy honks, turn signals, spot ownership, and whether a driver is committed to the parking space they first claim.
The Married Twins
The hosts were stunned by a British couple who married before discovering that they were twins separated at birth, then improvised a darkly comic list of clues the couple should have noticed.
Sean Merriman After the Upset
Sean Merriman described pressuring Peyton Manning, the disputed Antonio Cromartie return, the team's health, and the boost of roughly 10,000 fans welcoming the Chargers home.
Sean's Eight-Year Espionage
Sean confessed that he wired a friend, wore a disguise, watched a former love interest for years, helped end her troubled marriage, and then lost interest once she was available.
Snoop Meets the Beckhams
The hosts ridiculed the staging of Snoop Dogg's reality show while recounting how Victoria Beckham initially feared he would be a bad influence on David Beckham before warming to his family-man image.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkyeAshleyBoston RobZethSean MerrimanPhilip RiversPeyton ManningAntonio CromartieTerrell OwensTony RomoJessica SimpsonBritney Spears
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End zone. Jackson. Leaping. Touching. Looking that way. Now goes over the middle of the field and stands. Picked off. Come on. He's got it. A convoy. And now he slips inside. His jersey is torn as he rumbles to the 35. 25. He is going to be out. Picks up a block. The outside. We'll rush in on Peyton Manning. Here comes Phillips. This is up in the air. I'm still waiting for my alarm to go off, man. It's not a dream. This is not a dream. The San Diego Chargers are going crazy. to the AFC Championship. Wow. The AFC Championship. Yeah, that's right. Just like Eddie said, dude. Wait, Eddie. Wait a minute. So you weren't joking when you said that you thought that in your head, not your heart, in your head, when you thought the Chargers could beat the Colts, you weren't joking around? I wasn't joking around. Wow.
Surprisingly. Like, I really believed it. I really believed that, you know, for some reason, the San Diego Chargers have the Colts number. And they were going to go in there and they were going to, you know, I didn't foresee LT being hurt. I didn't foresee Phillip Rivers going down at one point. You know, I just, I was shocked to see them basically be able to rebound from that kind of stuff. But, man, you know, that team was... They had a mission. They willed themselves to victory, and it was just... I'm still stunned. It was awesome. 570-1053. Let me understand this correctly. So you're saying to me, if the San Diego Chargers win one more game, they play in the Super Bowl? Yeah. Wow. The Super Bowl? Super Bowl? That's crazy! That one game is going to be the craziest thing that has ever happened. Ever. Listen, to me, yesterday's game was one of the coolest games I've ever seen in my 37 years of life. I've never seen a game that was so fun to watch, where it was back and forth, it was competitive, it wasn't, there was no blowout. Even the ridiculousness of the controversial calls.
made it exciting. Even the fact that there were flags that were being thrown and people were going, what was that for? Even that made it crazy and fun and emotional. Me and my wife are goofy hugging each other in the living room. Jake is looking around. My dad's there and we're like, wow. What a trip, man. Awesome! I mean, the Chargers won. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unbelievable. And they must have got back. We're going to be talking to Sean Merriman. They must have got back late last night. They got back at 9 o'clock last night to 8,000 fans hanging out at Charger Park. What? Welcoming them home. Holy cow. Unbelievable, man. So I just, I'm still in shock. And my big question, and 5701053. Call us and let us know what you think about this. My biggest thing in my head right now is, okay, so I'm so happy the Chargers won. Now, what's going on with all the players? Yeah, today's going to be an interesting day. Today they'll probably find out exactly the extent of everybody's injuries. LT just looks like a simple bruised knee, and he was walking without a limp yesterday.
Should be fine. Rivers is another story. Why do you think they kept him out? You know, I don't know. I was wondering that myself. I was wondering both those guys. Because they can't be thinking to themselves, well, we want to save him for the playoffs. We're in the playoffs. There is no tomorrow. You know, I was wondering that. Especially, you know, I mean, with Rivers, you know, Rivers was running back from the locker room. So I immediately thought, okay, next series he's coming in. And when he didn't. I was confused. I was like, wow, what are they waiting for? And Rivers said later in the press conference that he felt that Volek had a little bit of momentum going and he didn't want to go in there and try and do too much and ruin what they were doing. But, you know, I mean, it's still, we're talking about Billy Volek here. So I was like, man, let's, you know, I was okay with risking it. But, you know, apparently it worked. You've got to credit the coaching staff. Through the whole thing, I kept thinking to myself, and I kept saying to my wife, as it was getting towards the end of the game, I said, listen, even if the Colts win this game, what a fun game. This has been competitive. It's the best you can ask for. It's a competitive game. It's good. There's no blowouts. You're not seeing a lot of... This is good. This has been fun.
And I refused to let my mind believe that we were about to win it because I knew what would follow that, which would be disappointment. So when that fourth down play happened, I said to my wife, I go, no matter what happens on this next play, it's going to be folklore either way. I said, because if Peyton Manning on fourth down, at the very end of the game, behind, throws a touchdown, and they win, and they make it to the AFC Championship, that'll be one of his big highlight moments of fourth down, boom, took you to the AFC Championship. I can do it. I'm Peyton Manning. I said, and if it doesn't happen that way, then the Chargers go to the AFC Championship, and, like, Charger fans remember this forever. For sure. That moment, that fourth down play, that moment. Let's hear it again. Cut 85.
From the 37-yard line of Indianapolis, and the Chargers will rush in on Peyton Manning. Here comes Phillips. Can't get there. The pass is up in the air. Ellis Clark had it. Couldn't hold it. The San Diego Chargers are going to go to Foxborough. For real, Josh? Yeah. You said the San Diego Chargers, you wacky rascal. Oh, my goodness. P1 Luds. Hey, how's it going? What's up, dude? Yeah, you know, I had the Chargers back the whole week, said they were going to win through all the criticism of them. All the analysis on ESPN were saying it was going to be a 31-10 Colts blowout. And, you know, after the game, they really didn't give the Chargers any credit. They just wanted to say how the Colts messed up and what the Colts did wrong. I just want to know what Eddie thought about that. Yeah, I completely agree with you. It's shameful how little credit the Chargers are getting. This is a team that's riding an eight-game winning streak, and they get absolutely no credit nationally for what they've accomplished. Listening to Dan Dierdorf call the game on TV... Do you think that he...
I've heard him a couple times this season covering the Chargers, and he gives them no credit, no respect. I thought that was me. I was like, does Dan Dierdorf not really dig his job? He's very insulting. And the things that he says, you could see he was just completely in the camp of, oh, the Colts are too good. But you're an analyst. To me, you should be unbiased when you're calling the game. Clearly wasn't. Everybody basically said the Colts were going to win. There was only a few people in San Diego that really truly believed that the Chargers were going to win. It's a trip, too, because when they were showing the stands and all the Colt fans that were sitting up there, I kept thinking to myself, even when it was on that final drive by the Colts, all those fans, those... thousands and thousands of Colt fans. They had to be sitting there going, we got one of the greatest guys in the game out there right now. It's Peyton Manning. It's our guys. We're world champions. They had a ton of time. It was like over a minute for them to drive down and do what Peyton does. Weren't you nervous? I was dying. It was a minute something. Have you seen Peyton Manning putting that helmet on? You're like, oh boy. I said there's too much time. They gave him too much time.
That's what the defense gets paid for, man. They did a great job. It was really amazing. Listen, I've got to say it. Holy cow. Did I get it wrong? Did a lot of people get it wrong? Norv Turner took the Chargers to the playoffs and won and then won. That's why they made the move. They made the move because they felt that Marty Schottenheimer wouldn't be able to do that. How great must AJ... I mean, in all of the celebration of like we're going to the championship, there was that first. But then there's got to be the thank you. And you're welcome. Because the guy was right. I mean, when Norv Turner came in here, I said, I'm thinking to myself, Jerry Rice said that his teammates didn't respect him in Oakland, and everybody says that he can't win because he's never done it, and he's too nice, and he's too nice a guy, and blah, and then we start out one and three, and I'm like, how long is this experiment going to take? They won their second playoff game. They're going to the AFC Championship. And have a chance to basically derail history.
Which, you know, just for that opportunity, I think is great. You know, and I'm not like, you know, I'm not hedging my bets yet. I haven't really thought about that game yet. But, I mean, to have that opportunity to derail destiny is an unbelievable opportunity. And it's just exciting. Wow. Really exciting. Can you imagine? It's something that I think. What are they? How many games have those Patriots won, Rob? 17-0. Talk about it. How would you feel? Listen to that. That's what's great about it. I'm fine with that. Because if they lose, that is the biggest choke job in the history of the NFL, which Boston will never recover from. They won't recover from that. They'll never recover. They won't. They can win 90 in a row. They'll never recover from that. They'll burn the city down. They choke. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you what you don't do again. You don't win all those games again. You can't. I mean, this is a once-in-a-lifetime thing, and all the respect in the world to them. They are right now the best team in football, but they still got to go out there and, you know. Listen, they have to do this, which is really, I mean, and I really mean this now. I say it. They now.
Even at home and unbeaten with all those weapons, they have to go beat a Charger team that has shown they don't give up. I mean, they played their guts out. New England Patriots have all the talent in the world. There's no doubt about it. But after watching the game yesterday, I'm like, wow, these Chargers may have the most guts of any team I've seen. And the Patriots, it's not like they're... They're not necessarily firing on all cylinders like they were earlier in the year. They're teams that are giving them a hard time. Baltimore, the Giants. These teams are teams that are able to pound the football and play good defense. And what do the Chargers do? They pound the football and play good defense. P1 Scooby. Hi, guys. What's going on? What's up, dude? Hey, I wanted to ask Eddie what he thought about Phillip Rivers' team. Don't like it. I don't like it. It's unnecessary, and it makes him look like an a-hole to the rest of the country. As a Charger fan and a guy in San Diego, I don't want that. I don't need it. I don't want other people criticizing our quarterback. I look at LTE and go, this guy is magnificent in all aspects of his life. He's so well-revered in the
annals of the nfl and and everywhere around the country i love that feeling i love having that guy on my team and now when you look at a guy like philip rivers who had a phenomenal game yesterday great game to have it kind of tarnished with him taunting the crowd having a guy flip him off with the cameras catching it and and him laughing and like it just makes him look like a punk like an immature punk kid and i hate it I hate having that on my team. And you were also talking, too, about how it's not like he's been here forever, so just calm down. What have you done, Phillip? Why do you think he's doing that, Eddie? I think it's that. I think he's immature. And I think that nobody has really pulled him aside and gone, dude, not necessary. Do you see Brett Favre doing that? Do you see the greats ever do that? No. Who's job would that be? Who would be the guy that could pull Rivers aside? Probably a team guy, like a veteran on the team, like Mike Goff or somebody like that who's been around the block several times. Just pull the guy aside and say, listen, dude, I know you're fired up, and that's awesome, but be fired up over here with us. Don't get into that, because why? What does it do? Be fired up in a positive way, not in a negative way. What does it do? And it fuels him.
It's what makes Phillip Rivers who Phillip Rivers is. It fuels him. But it fuels in a negative, ugly way. And it's unnecessary. He needs to find a new way to get fueled up. I'm thinking about having my mom call him. I think she should. That'd be great. That's a good idea. She's really got a talent and ability to take that kind of confidence and just, you know, and just... eradicate it. Wait. I don't think that's extreme. You see how you see Phillip Rivers right now. He's just way too cocky and he's way too full of confidence. Well, if my mom places one phone call, she may be able to extinguish that forever. She's very supportive. We want to keep the confidence but get rid of the cockiness. Never again. She's so sweet. Wow. P1 Ravens fan. Confident. That went well. Ravens fan, are you there? Hey, guys. Good morning. What's up? What's up? It's P1 Sticky. My first time actually getting through to it. I get to talk to you guys. P1 Ravens fan written up here on my call screen. Are you not? I didn't give B-Rob. I didn't give him my P1 name. You know, it's the first time calling in, so I just wanted to do a... I love you guys. You gave him a P1 name, but you gave him the name P1 Ravens fan.
Yeah, I didn't tell him Ravens fan. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, please wait. Was it on hold when you picked it up? Yeah. So it was on hold, like flashing, like it's not like Ravens fan was on and then hung up and this guy got through? Did you talk to Rob? I did talk to Rob, Mikey. He asked me what my team was, and I told him Ravens, but I never said my P1 name. Yeah, and I said, I'm going to put you up there as P1 Ravens fans. And he said, yeah. Oh, my goodness. That's bizarre. I got to figure that one out. Rob's just naming people now. That's cool. Well, this went well. It's fine if he names him. It's just that when they give themselves a different name, I'm in another universe. It puts me in another galaxy and another universe, and I feel like I'm on the Twilight Zone. Okay, go ahead, P1 Ravens fan Sticky. Okay, Mike, thanks. Hey, what do you think on the Bolts Against the Pats? What do you think exactly the outcome is going to be? All I hear all around San Diego is how good...
you know, the Chargers are. They don't get any respect. And I got to tell you, the Chargers are a good team. You know, my team, the Ravens, haven't had a great season. But watching... Well, they have to continue... us against the world. That mentality. That mentality of, you know what, nobody's giving us any credit. Everybody thinks that we're going to roll into New England and just fall over. We're just going to get pounded. And we're going to show the world that that's not going to happen. And we're going to shock the world. Yeah, see, I think so much of professional sports. Oh, sports. This just has so much to do with psychology and people's brains. For sure. That's why pitchers will go on a bad streak forever. Take something to turn them around in their head. But, you know, at halftime, when they were going in at halftime, and the Cromartie interception was called back. Garbage, yeah. It was garbage, yeah. It's garbage. And when it got called back, my wife was real upset, and she goes, oh, man. She goes, that would have been a great way to go into the locker room. I said, you know, I almost think this is a better way to go into the locker room. Mad.
Yeah, and again, like, oh, even the referees are against us. Yeah. Everybody's against us. Yeah. And so we got to go out there and be a team. They're doing their best to make us lose. It's like 300, Mike. Yes, Eddie. Yeah, it's like that movie 300 where he says to him, fighting down your weapons. And the other guy looks back and gaily says, come and get them. You've kind of ruined my point. Yeah. And then you're like, yeah. Then you go, yeah. I'll put a dress on and fight for you. I swear, I swear, if I were Norv Turner, I'd make them watch that movie. The whole team. It's like the Battle of Thermopylae. Right before they play. I'm not kidding. Do you get it? It's these 300 guys against the entire Persian army. That's the Patriots.
Yeah. Yes. Take it on. Show it to them. Right before they go out onto the field, show it to them. Yeah. And say, they did it. You could do it. Yeah. Oh, come on. Let's fire them up. Yeah. Goodness sake. P1AJ is on the line. AJ Smith? Yeah. Is this AJ Smith? Oh, wow. It's exclusive. Hello? Mikey? Yes. How's it going? Oh, it's good. Great win for the Chargers yesterday, but I've got some insight on how they need to beat the Patriots. Go ahead. Tell us. Nothing wrong with that, sir. I say sure. In the midst of all of this.
In the midst of all of this, San Diego Chargers are going to the AFC Championship game. What an afterthought the Golden Globe Awards were last night. They didn't even do it. What did they do? They had Billy, what's his name, Sky? Your boy, Billy Bush. My best friend, Billy Bush. Take a breath, Mikey. Him and who? Nancy O'Dell. Oh, the two of them? It was Access Hollywood. And it was on their set. It was horrendous. It was basically like you were watching a Golden Globes Access Hollywood recap special. It turned something very classy and elegant into something cheese ball. And my favorite part of the whole thing was their commentary. After every award, and it was actually one of the better award shows I've ever seen because it was no fluff. down to business. But you didn't get to hear the stars accept their awards, right? Which kind of sucked. But man, it was cool. Just like, all right, here's the award. Here's best actor. It's blah, blah, blah, blah. But then, you know, they'd come back after saying who won. And Billy Bush and whatever her name is, Nancy O'Dell, would put their spin on it. Oh, this is a big surprise. I did not expect him to win. You know, I really thought blah, blah, blah would win. Cut six.
And the Golden Globe goes to Daniel Day-Lewis for There Will Be Blood. They did that at the bathroom of the Ramada Inn there in Hollywood. I don't know what that was. It sounds like they're doing it in the same place, but there's no one in there except for four people from the press. It's garbage! Yeah, that didn't sound like what I watched. That wasn't Access Hollywood. Cut seven. And the Golden Globe goes to Sweeney Todd. Oh, boy. Boring. Oh, that's miserable. That's miserable. So the big winners. Give me the big one, Sky. Tell me who won Best Actress for Drama. So for Drama, the best picture was Atonement. What is that anyway, Eddie? I don't know. It's some movie with Keira Knightley and... Yeah, it's all like... It's really good. Yeah, it's supposed to be like really sexy, love story type of deal. Does it take place in Current?
times um i don't think so but i'm not 100 sure all right but yeah but it's supposed to be really really good because if it if it takes place now i might go see it but if it takes place in 1840 i don't know about that a lot of upsets yesterday apparently yeah yeah um Best actress for a drama, Julie Christine for Away From Her. Who's that? Either way, I don't know who that is. Julie Christie. Away From Her? Yeah, Away From Her. They should take it Away From Her. No one knows who she is. Best actor in a drama, Daniel Day-Lewis. I like drama better. Best actress in a drama. There will be blood, yes. So best picture for musical or comedy, like we just heard, Sweeney Todd. Johnny Depp, best actor, Sweeney Todd. Supporting actress, Cate Blanchett. I'm not there. Supporting actor, Javier Bardem. Javier. Javier. No country for old men. I mean, I don't know any of these people. Animated film, Ratatouille.
TV stuff, best series for drama, Mad Men. What is that? That's a TV show? Mad Men? I've never heard of that before. Ashley, have you ever heard of Mad Men? You watch a lot of TV. No. Sean? I have not heard of it. Wait a minute. Oh, wow. Now something's wrong. Ashley and Sean haven't heard of it. Something's wrong. They watch the wackiest stuff. That's weird. It's a series on AMC about advertising agencies in the 60s. Shut up. That's brutal. And then TV best series for musical or comedy extras. There you go. Okay. Great. Let's see. Let's take a couple calls. P1 Marcus. Yeah. Go ahead. Yeah, I wanted to get Eddie's thoughts on T.O.'s post-game interview yesterday. Him crying and if he thought it was genuine or not. You know, a lot of people are saying crocodile tears, but I don't know, man. T.O. is a strange guy. He could have made it up. I don't know. It's weird. We got to get this clip. Sean, during the break, see if you can find T.O. crying after the press got... The Cowboys lost. It's one of the strangest things I've ever heard. He brings up... He brings up...
romo going to mexico no no no but he does it like how dare any you know and he's there yeah it's like they're standing up for his friend yes which is so odd because this is not his type of you know he usually does the exact opposite so what are we to make of this and he was the one that was criticizing kind of in a tongue-in-cheek way jessica simpson but he was part of the media hoopla i mean it almost makes you think like wow That the loss was so, like, got him so crazy that he's like, and don't say it was because he went to Mexico. How dare you? He's my friend. Oh, man. It's really crazy, this press conference. So you got to hear that. That's coming up. Sean Merriman will be on before the hour is up, hopefully. What a Superman. I know it, man. He is a superhuman. Unbelievable machine. The best. That play where he got to Manning was an unbelievable effort. He's the Terminator. He was. He was like made of some neopolymer something. Crazy. So I can't wait to talk to him about... Speaking of that, Sky and I were discussing before the show that she watched that Terminator on Fox last night. I watched the first five minutes and I turned it off. It was...
I thought it was awful. She loved it. What a shock. We've given enough time, Mike. Those special effects were the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life. Like, I honestly think, I honestly think if we get Ashley and IMAX, she can put together better special effects than that on video. I'll do it. 10 minutes. Challenge me. Than what we saw on that Terminator show. It was good. Stop it. Come on. The previews look terrible. Dude. Like, the girl they got to play the Terminator, the girl Terminator. Yeah. It's like, Come with me if you want to live. Dude, I wanted to watch it, you know, because they were talking about it through the whole game, through the Dallas Giants game. Terminator coming up. I'm like, all right, fine. I'll watch it. And it starts, and they start doing these cheese ball special effects, and I went, I can't watch it. Change it. It's terrible. Sky, what did you like?
I like the storyline a lot. I like, you know, it was action-packed. I love the storyline. I love the way it ended. I thought that was really cool, and I'm really excited to watch the second half of that tonight. Did you watch it, Sean? Of course I did. And? I loved it. I'd rather watch that western with Val Kilmer. That lonesome dove. Garbage. On the show today, we got Sean Merriman coming up. Dumb Chick Challenge just after 7. Katie Daryl's coming on from TMZ. craziness in that department over the weekend, too. Still haven't read the tattoo email. Gotta read you that. Aunt Jemima, I'm sure, will play again. Boston Rubs' new parody song and much more. Don't go away. My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter. And I don't want them to, you know? I'm like, hey...
Hold on, fellas. Let me hold one of you. Feed you a leaf. Why do koala bears? They're so cute. Why do they have to be so far away from me? We need to ship a few over. And I will apprehend one. And hold them. And pat them on the back of his head. I love the Mikey Show. You know what? You guys are awesome. I appreciate you every day. dealers or the box office. When you're talking trucks, bigger is better. And biggest, baddest monster of them all is coming to Toyota Ovesco's Truck Center this Thursday. And enter to win tickets to the Monster Truck Jam at Qualcomm. Come see Krieger at Toyota.
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Welcome back. It's 6.41. Friday was baby day. Both Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie gave birth on Friday. Who cares about anything else? The Chargers pull off the huge upset without LT and Phillip Rivers beat the Colts 28-24. I'm guessing we'll hear some of that, be hearing about that later today. Eddie was saying that as the day goes on, we'll get more information about exactly their state in terms of their health. Before we went to break, we said that we'd get you this audio of T.O. Basically, the Giants beat the Cowboys at home. Another big upset. Didn't expect that. No. Didn't expect that. So, after the game, T.O., obviously, answering questions. And what was strange about it is that we've heard T.O. say...
Very different things. He usually is the kind of guy that says that Jeff Garcia is gay. What did he say about Donovan McNabb? That he was the reason why they were losing games and things like that. And the reason that they lost the Super Bowl. Didn't he criticize him for giving up during the Super Bowl? So he's very critical of quarterbacks. Oh yeah. And this week, earlier in the week, Tony Romo took a trip to Mexico. with jessica simpson and so this was after the dallas loss yesterday this is teo cut 86 you guys can point the finger at him you can talk about the vacation and if you do that it's really unfair it's really unfair it's my team it's my quarterback and if you guys do that man it's unfair we lost as a team we lost as a team man
Wow. That is strange. Well, we've seen a lot of from T.O. before, you know, where I truly believe that guy is like bipolar. Like he's got some sort of mental disorder, you know. I mean, the guy tried to commit suicide last year. So, you know, it doesn't really surprise me. It's just so weird. It's so weird. Is it as weird as Britney Spears? Over the weekend, taking her paparazzi boyfriend to a Mercedes dealership to buy him a Mercedes. Damn. While she was wearing her wedding dress. Yeah, her wedding dress. The dress that she wore to get married to Kevin Federline. Yeah. She was wearing it when she was car shopping with the paparazzi boyfriend.
You now have to search for things normal. Like you have to search for any, like if somebody comes out of a Starbucks, you go and somebody says to you, tell me what's normal about that. Well, it's a person wearing clothes. They've got a cup of coffee in their hand. I don't see anything wrong. Okay. Now you, with Brittany, you have to go, okay, tell me something normal. Yeah. Maybe that's what we should start reporting on when she does normal stuff. Because everything now it's all, I mean, clearly she's in trouble. She's not well right now. She's clearly... And there's nothing anybody could do. There's nothing anybody could do. You can't do anything. You can't arrest somebody for being nuts. And she's lost it. If you're in a car dealership in a wedding dress, you lost it. And there's nothing anybody could do about it. Her parents can't do anything about it. Friends can't do anything. You can't do anything. I'm starting to get into this mindset of, well, is she putting some of this stuff on? Like, is she playing into it now? I don't think so. I think she's crazy. Yeah, I just think she's mad. I was reading an article. There's like this huge, I don't know if you saw The People, The People magazine. I was reading an article on Britney Spears and it's saying like the bipolar disorder. And there was like a celebrity who was talking about it. I forget who it was, but she said that with the bipolar disorder, like you.
Just keep waiting for the next extreme thing that you can do. Like, what can I do now that's just as extreme as it can get? And, like, that's kind of a tendency of bipolar. Well, one of the things I read, because I read that article. People, but. And one of the things I read is that it is a, it's a, first of all, bipolar, if she's bipolar. Right. Is a real complicated thing. It's a real complicated imbalance, the bipolar thing. they have an aversion to what people want them to do. That's part of it, is that they definitely have an aversion to what people want them to do. So they do the opposite because people want them to do it. People don't want her to wear that wedding dress. We don't want that. And so that's why she does it. But the other thing about it is that very rarely do people with bipolar disorder want to
say i have bipolar disorder and so she has an unwillingness to be treated for it because she doesn't want to admit that she's got it you now you factor that in with any kind of drug and alcohol abuse going on with it and then you really got an issue do they say because i haven't read that article um like how does it happen is it something genetic or Do certain environmental stresses make you kind of snap? The article doesn't say, so I don't know if you're born with it and it just develops when you do stuff to it. I don't know enough about it, but all I know is you'd call it whatever you want. Britney Spears has kind of gone crazy. She's kind of gone crazy. That's crazy! Well, that's why I feel bad going... Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Like, you're crazy. Like, no, no, no, no. Really. No, really crazy. Right. Like, not like, yo, you crazy man. No, not like that. Like, wow. Crazy. So, nothing anybody could do. I guess you just wait and watch. Now, Skye says she's got this thing she's got to show up to today. And if she don't show up today, she don't get the kids again until... Court won't even discuss seeing her kids again until April. Like, at all.
At all. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Today's another custody hearing, and if she doesn't show up to this one, not again until April, and her visitation rights have been suspended, so she won't get a chance to address that. Why would anybody give her, the kids now, at this point, anyone? Yeah, I mean, the judge today, if she shows up, may even say exactly what Eddie's saying, like, you're not healthy enough. Nothing, nothing. You're in a wedding dress. Buying Mercedes. Like, she's going to show up to the court hearing in a Spider-Man outfit. Yeah. Yeah, well, I mean, and dude, seriously? Doesn't anybody think that the wedding dress is a Spider-Man outfit? Like, what's the difference between the wedding dress and a Spider-Man outfit? Nothing to me. Like, they're the same thing. It's bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unstable, at least. It's garbage! We'll see what the judge says. P1 Dak is on the line. Hey, how's it going? What's up, man? Hey, I just had something to add about the TO situation. He actually, in an interview with Deion Sanders, he said that he paid for the Cabo trip. for Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson because he felt bad about what he had said about her after they lost in Dallas when she was there. Really? Yeah, so I thought that was interesting. He kind of made a point of it. He goes, I want to let the cat out of the bag. I wonder if he was joking. I don't think so, man. He sounded like he was pretty serious. He said he paid for it, and he goes, that's how I roll, that's how I take care of my quarterback and stuff like that. Oh, my God. Good man. Defending himself like that. That's a trip, man. Wow. All right, dude, thanks for the call. Yeah, no problem.
Between T.O. and Britney Spears, man. Couldn't get any stranger. What else we got? This is Richard Simmons talking about his struggle with anorexia and bulimia. Cut 11. I was anorexic and bulimic. I went from 268 to 119 pounds. Richard Simmons' painful confession. I threw up five times a day. I starved. I did some pretty terrible things. The Fitness Maven revealing a painful chapter from his past. All I could think about was how small my waistline could be and how people would like me more. And I was so wrong because I almost died. You hearing this, Rob? Right? Come on, buddy. Snap into it with Richard Simmons. Start dancing to the oldies. Sweating to the oldies. Is that what it is? They're sweating to the oldies? Barfing to the oldies. Oh, no. Sweating.
Oh, did you guys hear, by the way, that Hillary Clinton was in San Diego Friday? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Stuffed in some lady's house? Yeah, I watched it. You did? Yeah. I had it with the sound down, so I saw her in this lady's house and 900 people in there. Yeah. 400 pounds of potatoes in a two-pound bag. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. They fit a million people in this lady's house. What was it about? Why? Well, just to do some campaigning, she decided to go to this woman's house in Bonita. She showed up Friday, landed about 4.30, was at the woman's house on Central Avenue in Bonita around 5.10, and then spoke and took questions for about 35 minutes, and like you said, with nine billion people shoved in this little house. Cut 76. This morning I was at an event in Los Angeles and a man came up to me and he said, I have a new slogan for you. He said, let's win for a change. And that's what I intend to do with your help. This is going to be a great campaign. Oh man, does it say, every time I hear her, it sounds like she's shouting. Yeah. Sean Merriman should be on the show coming up here in a second. Yeah.
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The Mikey Show continues. Welcome back to the show. It is 6.58. Today, a public memorial will be held at Camp Pendleton for the police dog that was killed by being thrown off the Coronado Bridge on New Year's Eve. In the other big NFL playoff game yesterday in the NFC, Dallas was upset by the New York Giants 21-17. So the reason they're telling you to stay away from emergency rooms here in San Diego is because they're too full. There's too many people in the emergency rooms. They're saying, well, we got colds and flus. And then what else? Wet roads or something? Yeah, auto accidents, household injuries. They say more than the usual amount of people are being seen for complications for weak hearts, weak lungs. They say right now, if you go to the emergency room, the wait could exceed 12 hours.
hours oh no way so they're saying please avoid going to the emergency room unless you have a true medical emergency i wonder what health care uh would be like or when i was that emergency room would be like if health care was free for everybody so you didn't have to worry about you just go or if people went to see the doctors what do you mean well lots of people it's i don't know like lots of people go to emergency rooms instead of making a doctor's appointment yeah Yeah, lots of people do that. But a lot of people don't go to the emergency rooms because they don't have insurance. Yeah, that would be crazy. So anybody could go to the emergency room. Oh, we'd need more hospitals. Yeah, we'd have to. I hope if Hillary or anybody, I hope they pop up magically overnight. Like sprout like a little hospital sprout and go, and then just grow into a big hospital. Could you imagine being so sick that you feel like you need to go to the emergency room and then having to wait 12 hours? I'll tell you what, after 11 and a half, I'd start to get bored. So, this is a bad situation, man. We'll see what... The bad thing, too, is it's not like they sent a memo out to all of us saying, it's okay now. Everybody can come back. The wait's down to 20 minutes. We don't know. Who knows? Hey, by the way, I want to get an update on Seth.
You just heard us giving him a hard time on Friday because he was going to the Christmas party on a blind date. Zeth is the newest member of the Mikey Show. He's 22 years old. And he was going on a date on Saturday night, a blind date to the Christmas party. Oh, my gosh. How was it? It was fun. Really? Yeah. Did you guys get along well? Yeah. She was pretty quiet, which, if you know me... I'm pretty quiet most of the time, too. So, I don't know, there was a lot of kind of silence, but there was a lot going on, which was fine. Awkward. Actually... So she was quiet and you were quiet. Yeah, it wasn't really that bad, though, because there was a lot of stuff going on, and, you know, Sarah and her boyfriend were there, and there was a lot going on, so it didn't really become a problem. Well, did you guys get to know each other at all? If you both were talking, that could easily end up where you don't really talk. Right. We didn't really. Honestly. Oh, wait a minute. What? Would you have liked to? Did you get phone numbers or any of that? No. Did you get MySpace invitations, any of that stuff? No. Yeah, that doesn't sound like a good date. Are you reading your book? Yeah. Did the book teach you anything? As far as that, not really. So you just were with her and did talk to her? The book said ignore.
oh my god so what like horrible time i don't get it you guys like were you mingling with other people and she went off or were you guys standing next to each other just staring at each other not saying anything or like not like when you walked in of course there was like people that everybody had to say hello to and i go say hi to my people and sarah would go say hi to her people and whatever but like It wasn't just we were sitting at a table doing nothing, just eating or something. There was a bunch of activities going on. They had blackjack tables and everything, and we were doing that a lot. So there was kind of other things going on to where it wasn't an awkward situation. It sounds like you guys need to do more stuff with people. There may have been pressure. Maybe there was pressure. Oh, we have to talk. Then when we do, everybody's going to be looking at them going, They're going to be looking at us going, oh, they're talking. Look, they're talking. Oh, oh, oh. So maybe there was that pressure and he didn't want to be in that position. Wow. Because there is pressure. There's no doubt about it. If you go, there's going to be pressure that you've got to talk. You've got to talk. Oh, man. And so you're thinking to yourself, well, as soon as I start to talk to her, everybody's going to be looking like, oh, cute. Like who? I don't get that. The people that set it up, Sarah and all.
Everyone knows all of her friends, so if there's a group they all went with, they all know. It's not true. I thought that that was a deal. First of all, I talked to Sarah, and it was not a big deal. Sarah's not the type of girl to giggle anyways. That's really immature, but... definitely it was not the case where they'd be like look at them well no i don't think they're gonna be pointing but maybe you know self-consciously everyone's looking at you what are we what are we 15 what are we children what is this like what is this like elementary school i would feel that way at 37 if somebody wanted to set me up with someone and they knew and i know that that's the deal i well first of all i would say something to the person i i wouldn't have gone the whole night without saying anything But I would also think, uh-oh, I'm just trying to throw ideas out there of why maybe there was no conversation. What's the point of going on a blind date if you're not going to talk to the girl? What's the point? And that's what I want to know. And I definitely don't want anything bad said about this girl, but was it Zeth that you guys...
just weren't, like, meshing? Who could you tell if you didn't have a conversation with her? Or is it that you were doing your... You gotta talk to mesh. Well, I think you spoke a couple words, right? It's not like you were... Yeah, we talked. Yeah, I mean, they talked. You know, it's not like they didn't speak at all. So was it that you guys just didn't mesh? Or was it that you were doing your typical Zeth thing where you, like, you sabotage a relationship? Skye. Maybe she just couldn't hear him. You know what I'm saying? Oh. You know what I'm saying? Like the music is real super loud. You know what I'm saying? So she's just like smiling and nodding. Right. Having no clue what he's saying. Right. You know, and then where do you go from there? Oh, that's tough. Awkward. Good point. I didn't even think of it. I didn't even think of it. There it is. He's closed. Would you like to dance? Would I like to? Do you want to sing a song? I'd love to have seen it, though. To have been a fly on the wall? And heard nothing? No, it's... It's too bad. I mean, you want the kid to go, you know, meet someone and have a good time. Well, when you do that, you need to talk. Yeah. You need to have conversation. A little effort. Are you sure? Yes, effort. Maybe they need a couple more, you know, a couple more opportunities. Oh, like she's going to go out with him again. Now, Walt, was it a date? Seth, was it a date? It was just kind of a take my friend to the Christmas parties, I think. I mean, I don't.
I didn't really feel the need to make it like, hey, let's go over here and talk. I didn't really see it. So you didn't find her that attractive? No, she was attractive. Then what's the deal? I don't know. He's doing his Zen thing where he's like sabotaging something before it can start. I thought he was reading the book. That's why I asked him. Finish the book. I'm working on it. Send me the link. Wow. Mikey show. This is T1 Troy. I'm just thinking maybe he just doesn't know how to talk to women, doesn't know how to start up a conversation. Could be it. We should give him some advice on how to start up a conversation with a girl. Boston Rob, come on. You know that you're charming. Come on. What does he say? What does he do? Oh, God. You want to go halves on a baby? Yeah. I mean, not a miracle worker, Mike. Is this before or after you're drunk? Yeah. How much you pay for those, lady? Those yours?
That's how you start. Mikey Show. Mikey. Yeah. Hey, man. Maybe he doesn't like women. No, he likes women. No question about it. No, he likes women. He doesn't swing that way. It's just that he's got a hard time. Why wouldn't you talk to a good-looking girl than if you were set up? You're intimidated. If you were giving free chocolate, why wouldn't you eat the chocolate unless you didn't like it? Well, listen. That's the kind of chocolate I'm talking about. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you. Let me explain to you why you don't do it. Because you've had chocolate. You love chocolate, but chocolate has hurt you before. Do you know anything about chocolate? I've gotten a tummy ache. You've gotten a tummy ache. You love the way it tastes, but the last time you ate it, it's like tequila. It's like tequila. You want to party with it, but last time you did it. Yeah, but one little piece of chocolate is not going to hurt you. Just take a little bite. Why don't you taste the chocolate at least? See how it goes down. Yeah, maybe this time it won't be as bad. Maybe it'll settle okay, and then you take another little bite, and another little bite, and you don't have to. Don't take a whole chunk in your mouth and chew it at one time. Yeah, you're going to choke and get sick. Yeah, you'll throw up. Take a little bite. Jeez. Yeah.
Chocolate shaving something? It doesn't matter with you, man. I just need to do that. But you don't say I pass on the chocolate. Yeah, it's chocolate. It's delicious. Take a bite of it. Something. At least sniff it. Do something. Take a bite out of crime. So you guys all went in the same car? You McGruff, the crime dog? And then at the end of the evening, how did you two part? Save some room for later. You guys drink it out of a chocolate river. Yeah. Jump in the chocolate river. Take a bath in there until Wonka gets mad. Let's see what happens. Let's get it all over you. At least a sip. Yeah. They can clean the filters and everything. Yeah. Just take a nibble, Augustus. You didn't even think to ask for a nibble? Mikey Show. Hey, how's it going? Good, man. Turn your radio down. Oh, sorry. And then call me back. Thank you. Well, you know, you got to have that radio turned down when you're calling into the Mikey Show. We're still looking for a guy by the name of Sean Merriman.
But I have a feeling, I have a sneaking suspicion that he may have been having a good time and celebrating a little bit, so who knows when we're going to get him on the show. Yeah, he may still be out partying, but you see him in the gas lamp. Tell him to call in. And by the way, what are you doing in the gas lamp right now? It's an interesting weekend for all of us. Boston Rob played Trivial Pursuit like he was already a married man. It's over. Wow. It's over. Oh, no. He played Couples Trivial Pursuit. Come on. He did, Eddie. Come on. What is he? What happened? Who is this guy? What happened? Darling, are you going to get another glass of wine? Can you... You want me to fill you up? We'll take arts and entertainment. Yes.
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1-800-777-4247. It's AIS. Tell them that I told you to call. I guarantee you, you're going to be so happy. Casting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. Mikey Morning Show. It's brilliant. Amazing. AIOC San Diego. Back to the Mikey Show featuring Mikey. I picked my nose a lot. Eddie. I just want my sandwich like I want my sandwich. Sky. I enjoy presents. What can I say? Sean. I'm a... Boston Rob. I'm kind of the transient of the bunch. And Ashley. I'm a very loving, nurturing person. On Rock 105.3. Welcome back to the show. It is 7-17. Hillary Clinton made a campaign stop on Friday at a private home in Bonita. Saturday's NFL playoff game saw the Patriots beat Jacksonville to move to 17-0. And Green Bay came back from Fort...
points down to crush Seattle 42-20. I have no Super Bowl plans. And I better figure it out. Because I have to do it with my wife. Let me rephrase that. Isn't that a little private? I don't know what that has to do with the Super Bowl. Maybe at halftime. But she likes to watch the performances. Super Bowl this year is February 2nd. And I think that it's absolutely amazing that the San Diego Chargers have an opportunity to be in it. That's just, they're planning the AFC Championship game this next weekend. I would have thunk it. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. Don't even. What? I haven't said nothing. It's on. It is on. I'm excited. Yeah, you should be excited. You should be nervous. All the pressure's on you, buddy. We got no pressure. We're just happy to be here. You're the team of destiny. Good luck, pal. Thank you. Oh, gosh. I love it. Don't choke. Don't choke. Oh, no. Wow. That's all I'm saying. Okay. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. I think you guys should watch a game together. Oh, I'd love to. Oh, my gosh. Videotape it. In Boston. Okay, then let's go. Let's go. That's hilarious. It looks freezing. YouTube. Oh, God.
I think, let's go. I want to go. I want to make sure you guys don't fight. Yeah, you can come with us. I don't know. Now, stand in between you guys. Ugh. It's 7-19, and I think we should do some of this. Oh, oh, oh. In what may prove to be a veritable innuble exercise in the substantiation of the mental acumen, The Mikey Show presents a somewhat gelastic moiety called The Dumb Chick Challenge. Ladies and gentlemen, the Dumb Chick Challenge. What is it? Well, it's where we take the three dumb chicks on the show. Sky, Ashley, and Boston Rob. And they go up against each other in very basic knowledge questions. Now, the questions are given a point value of one through three. Ones are easy. Threes are hard. First person of five points wins. And you call in and pick a horse. So you're going to pick Sky.
Ashley or Boston Rob to represent you. Who do you think will win? Not me. Don't say that. She's right, guys. Don't even bother listening to you. I'll give you the heads up right now. I'm stupid, so don't pick me. Ash, didn't you win? Didn't she win a couple of times ago or something? No, it's been months. Three times total, and I don't even know when the last time was I won. We can't figure it out. Months. Ashley, I think that you should change your strategy, personally. I think you have, well. We do every week. Every week? I think she's got a real good shot with those three pointers. Listen, I've got the best base coach in all of Dumb Chick. And you guys do change it up? Every week. Try something different. Different strategy every week. In the whole Dumb Chick league, I've got the best dang baseball coach. Wait. Base team coach. What? And I still can't seem to pull the W. All right. Call us right now. 570. A little trivial pursuit like Rob over here. There you go. Get wicked smart. Yeah, you and I this week. Oh, get it. It's on. Battle. It's on. All week. I was dreading this yesterday. Well, you come in here with all your paycheck. Yeah, who do you think you are? Oh, man. Who do you think you are showing up there like that? Garbage cap. You get that off. Pick up your clothes. Yeah, you. Wait. Oh, Eddie. What happened?
You're kidding. He takes that stuff off. He's going to look like a little starving Ethiopian voice. And you know it. It's like when a cat gets wet. P1 Ray. Hi. How are you, man? I'm pretty good. How are you guys doing? Good. Who do you want to select in the Dumb Chick Challenge? I think I'm going to go with Sky. Oh, look at me. Wow. You hang on, you. Next up is P1. Warface. Warface, who do you want? Well, Mikey, this is the time for comebacks. I'm going with Ashley. Oh, look at you. I appreciate your support. Look at you. It's a huge upset. And finally, P1 Kent. Yes. You get B-Rob. All right. Hang on. Wow, look at that. Yeah, B-Rob last picked. That's crazy. Ashley, you started first last time, right? Yes.
He's Rob up first this time. Yay. All right, Rob, what do you want? A one, two, or three-point question? I don't know. I'm feeling a lot of pressure. You should. You should. All the pressure's on you. I'd be nervous. I don't like this. Real nervous. I am. What's up, frontrunner? You should be. Holy mackerel. You guys are the greatest. Oh, wow. You're the greatest dumb chick player of all time. Yeah, whoever lived. Coronate him. Yeah, he's the greatest ever. Put a little crown on his head that says dumb chick. You are who we thought you were. That's right. Wow. So which one do you want to get right, Rob? A one, two, or three-point question? Um... Um... What's the matter, Smarty Pants? Yeah, I mean, shouldn't it be a nine-point question you're selecting? Come on, dude. Come on. Go for the yellow. I'll go... The hardest. Two. Two. Two? Yeah. Wow. You guys are freaking me out, man. That's how you would. You're the greatest of all time. All time. Ever. All right, Rob. Whose skeleton did Michael Jackson allegedly attempt to purchase for a sum of $1 million in 1993? I don't know. You do not know. It just tickled him, though. That is a great question. Whose skeleton did Michael Jackson try to purchase?
Are you kidding me? I've never heard this. I've never heard this. He doesn't know. I don't think he knows. Curtis Martin. Ricky Martin. Take a guess. Tony Eason. I'm going to say Elvis. I don't know. No. I have no idea. I've never heard that. He tried to buy the Elephant Man's bones. No way. He was making soup, bro. It was part of the recipe. No points for Rob. That's right. Skye, what do you want? A one, two, or three-point question? I'll take a two, please. A two? Of course, Brian. Thank you. Skye, your two-point question is... Yes, Mike. Abbreviated C-C, what service provides scrolling subtitles for the hearing impaired? writing down? Well, I thought he was going to give me, like, a long thing. Like, C-C-A-B-F-7. That's a preamble. I'm just giving you a question. You said on television, right? Yes. Close caption. That is correct. And Sky takes the lead. All right, Ash. Look at your base, Coach. Talk this one through. I'm really enjoying the show. No, you are going to participate, you. You're going to participate right now.
No, you didn't know that I'm pretending to be a listener for this break. I did not know that. For fun. But I want you to participate. Come on, you can get this one. Eddie's giving you a look. We don't even care. We don't care. Let's just go for a three for fun. Maybe that's the deal, Ash. Maybe it's just that you have to throw caution to the wind. Just be all over the place. It doesn't even matter. It doesn't affect our personal life. That's right. Thank you, Eddie. All right, here we go. What was the scandal involving the Chicago White Sox throwing the 1919 World Series? What was the what? The what? When in the what? What was the scandal involving the Chicago White Sox throwing the 1919 World Series? What was that called? What they did was they threw it. They threw the game. Yeah. Purposefully. 1919. It had something to do with the Red Sox. And... Black. Plague. Black. And then it was the thing. The black people scandal. Black. Shortstop gate. It was the thing. Pretty sure Bill Belichick was involved. Black fever. Black fever? Now Sky's got that. What? Hey, I'm just...
She thought I asked a different question. She thought I asked a different question. You're very close, Ashley. It was called the Black Sox scandal. So close. It was right there for you. You kind of knew it. You kind of knew it. What was that? The Black Sox scandal? Yeah. That was when they threw, when the White Sox. But why? Why did they call it the Black Sox scandal? No, why did they like throw it? Wasn't there something? Okay. Like a scandal. Oh, yes. I understand that. Money. Was it like the Reds? No. For some reason, I thought it had to do with a player or something. Charlie Sheen. Just for money. A player. All right. Boston Rob. One, two, or three-point question. Three. Sure. Here is your three-point question. Come on, Shorty. What was the name of the woman Mike Tyson was convicted of raping in 1991? Oh, yeah. Oh. Buster Douglas. No. Cassius Clay. He's gritting his teeth. Because it's in a rap song. Oh, man. Oh, dude. Wrap it out, Rob. Wrap it out. I think. Oh, my God. Aunt Jemima. Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah, my new Aunt Jemima song. Oh, no. I don't.
Nothing's coming to me. I don't know. Oh, my God. Wow, this sounds like a joke, guys. Yeah, it certainly is. I hope your patriots don't act like that. The answer is Desiree Washington. All right. That's a good question. That wasn't in Bust the Move. Guys, you're going two points on us? Please. All right. Oh, boy. What's the score, by the way? Let's update everybody on the score. Rob has no points. Sky has two points. Ashley has no points. Sky's in the lead. With two points. First person of five points wins. You may be here for a while. Yeah, sometimes it takes a while. As long as we're all having fun, though, right? Sky. Yeah? What is the currency of France called? Oh. Yeah. This is a money question. Yeah, I mean, right off the top of it. Oh.
I usually can rattle them all off. It's not the dingo. It's not the piltzna. It's not the... The yip-yap. No. The yip-yap. What? The little yip-yap. The yip-yap. That's Mongolia, I believe. Yeah. It's not the zippity-zoo. Okay. Currency used in munchkin Latin. Weird. I have two things in my head. No, no. I think they're both in Europe, but I'm thinking these are the two things in my head. Okay, well, we can't look at you while you say them so as not to give one away. There's the Euro and there's the Deutschmark, but I don't think either of those are for France. But I'm going to go with the Euro. That is correct. The Deutschmark. What's that? Is that German? Did she win? Is that it? Well, that's a German word, isn't it? It's either the euro or the peso. I believe it's the yen. Yes. Yes, it is the euro. Thank you. It used to be the frank. Oh. The frank. And do they also use that in England, the euro? Yes, they use it all over Europe. Everywhere? Yeah.
Do they use the Americo in all of America? This is a learning segment. We don't judge here. That's right. No judging. We do. I normally don't use currency. I use gold. That's right. I wish we would just go back to an all gold society. Or human trafficking. That's right. Gold or human organs. Either way. It all pays the bills the same. Currency is currency, all right? Let's see. All right, Ashley. A one, two, or three point question. Which would you like? Two? You got it. Ashley, what was the name of the executive order given by President Lincoln that freed the slaves? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Mike.
I need an answer from you, Ashley. I can't hear her. It's the emancipation. She says that and then just... Emancipation. Yeah, just kind of... She's taking the zest. What was that? Emancipation. Emancipation. The emancipation. No, no. The emancipation freedom. The emancipation of the slaves. It landed on the moon. No, because I know this. Say it, you blondie. Say it. The emancipation pass. Tap out. You haven't passed. All of you. You slaves. The freedom of the slaves. The emancipation. I'm sorry, Ashley. Wow. The answer is...
The Emancipation Proclamation. I knew that. What is this? I knew that. Two in a row you knew. Emancipation without representation. Rob, it's the patient hesitation. I hate this game. It sounds like those Rock 105. things. Do they still do that? Emancipation Station. Yeah. Emancipation Station. It's your appreciation proclamation station. Stupid. Rob, a two-pointer. Your two-point question is what Canadian province does Calgary belong to? Oh, there we go. What? Uh-oh. Province? Yeah. Oh, no. That don't look good. Hold on. Hold on. I'm thinking. Maybe it's where you got arrested that one time. National Hockey League. The Maple Leafs. Ontario? It was incorrect, Rob. I hate Canada. I do. I'm not allowed back there. They can... Well, you got arrested there one time. Yeah, well, you got arrested. Rob was, like, rioting. Yeah, he was an unbelievable choke job. Oh.
Yeah, A, this. The answer is Alberta. Oh, yeah. Alberta, yeah, that garbage hole. My least favorite one. I would never play Trivial Pursuit while sipping wine there. Sky, what do you want, a one, two, or a three-point question? A one-pointer. Yeah, that's all you need, right? All right, Sky, here's your one-point question. The movie became the highest-grossing film. Of all time. Why does she write that stuff down? What is she writing? I wrote down 1997. Oh, good. Why? To remember it. Minus four. Carry the one. There's lots of parts to these questions. There are not. Lots of parts. Carry the two. Oh, okay. I've got it. 1492. This film?
Bunny Boo and I saw on one of our first dates. It was very romantic, and it was Titanic. Yes. Ow. See, writing down 1997. Sky, you won at a score of 5-0. You're the best, Sky. I thought you were Rob. Disagree about Sky. What do you think about that? Hey, Rob. Hey, what? 5-0. Precursor, buddy. P1 Ray? Dumb chick on Friday? Sky won for you? Hang on a minute, alright? Nervous? Don't go away. You should be. Joke? Keep talking, fellas. Oh, we will. Wait until I tell you who David Spade is rumored to be dating. You know how David Spade was dating Heather Locklear? Yeah. And we went, like every guy in America...
Went and then got angry. Right. I got angry. This one's worse. She's younger and, in my opinion, prettier. Whoa. Who he is rumored to be dating. I'll tell you next. You're being so much better, I swear to God. This is The Mikey Show. I appreciate that, dude. That's very nice of you to say. Rock 105.3. Hey, it's Clint. Join me and a couple of Charger girls this Wednesday, noon to 145 at Sports Clips Haircuts in Fenton Marketplace in Mission Valley. Get a free haircut with a $5 donation to the Boys and Girls Club. Plus, I'll have Mountain High lift tickets, Monster Jam truck tickets, and more to give away. Ready for a one, two, punch of adrenaline. It's an all-new Fox Monday with the first of the season's final five episodes of Prison Break. And it's night two of the series premiere of Terminator, The Sarah Connor Chronicles. The future begins now. First at eight on our all-new Prison Break.
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Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston? Dude. Is that true? That's not true. No way. No way. I mean, we thought the Heather Locklear thing wasn't, you know, and they were hanging out for quite a while. It's good. Come on. So they were seen vacationing together this weekend in Santa Barbara. He's a troll. David Spade and Jennifer Aniston. But their friends insist that the two are just pals and that they were all vacationing in a big group of friends. Wow. Well, where's the Friends? How come nobody saw that? They just saw those two. Come on. Is it true? That's like one of the signs of the apocalypse. I'm telling you, man. It's like Rob playing Trivial Pursuit. You know what I mean? It's a good game. Sky stayed at Harrah's on Friday night.
Had a good time. Had a nice little romantic getaway with the boo. Just Friday night? Yeah, just Friday night. What was it about? Nothing. We just wanted a little romantic getaway. And, you know, I went out and played that poker tournament and, you know, made friends with all the people out there and just had a really good time. So I stayed out there and we had a nice little romantic dinner and went in the spa. Look at you guys. I got a massage. You two lovebirds. Yeah, you know, trying to keep the romance alive, Mike. I love it. That's right. Sean was telling us about this. He was at the mall, and he was pulling into a spot at the mall. Oh, there was a guy in front of him. And the guy was either, what was he doing, Sean? Pulling in or pulling out? Yeah, he was waiting for a guy to come out of a spot so that he could pull in. And I was directly behind him, probably only about a foot away from his car. And a guy comes up behind me. And admittedly, the dude we were waiting for was taken a little bit. But the guy behind me starts honking like crazy. And it's obvious that I can't go anywhere. And the guy's not going to go anywhere because he'll lose his spot. So, and I'm like...
why is this guy even honking like it's not like he can't see what's going on because we were actually we were like turning into like the next uh aisle of cars right so we're kind of like in that turning position so you can see everyone lined up right he's leaning on that horn i mean leaning on it right and i look back at him and and put my hands up like what do you want me to do what do you want any of us to do right uh this happens on a very regular basis we see it every single day and uh eddie it kind of got because we were talking about this off the air and eddie you brought up the point of like are you are you a honker or not you're the honker or you're not and then there's the like the courtesy honkers that you know if i'm at a red light and i'm not really paying attention and it turns green the people that give you the little you know Or if you're in the situation behind a person that's not paying attention, do you give them the little like, hey, what up? Yeah. I gave a guy a honk at a stop sign. And I can't tell you how long we were sitting. Like, I gave it a long time. If I were to give you real time, 30 seconds. That's a long time. 30 seconds is a long time. And he was.
pissed. Really? Oh yeah, he was really mad. Because people don't like honking. They don't like to hear a honk. Did you give a mean honk or a courtesy honk? No, I think I gave a courtesy honk. Because I think that's okay. I do too. But some people don't like a honk. I don't like it. Some people don't even like the courtesy honk? No, because it scares them. It's a nice honk. No, thank you. Well then, pay attention. Sorry. I think the reason people get mad is because it scares them. Why are you looking down? Your car, it's on. It's on. Yeah, I agree. All right. Well, then here's a little merp. Merp. It's not scary. What are you? Scared dog? I'm not expecting it. Scared dog. You expect like a car coming at you because the light's green. I didn't realize. I'm safe. That's a quick one. That's what I would give. But some people do. That's uncalled for. Yeah. But I don't like to be honked at. But when I am honked at, initially I'm irritated, but usually I feel bad because I think, uh-oh, how long was I sitting there? How long was I not paying attention for? And then I think, well, no wonder they're mad at me.
But you're either a honker or you're not. I can't bring myself to even give the courtesy honk. I can't do it. Really? I go to do it and I'm like, he'll figure it out. Plus, you never know who you're dealing with. That's a big thing. You could be dealing with a nut job. Exactly. That's a huge thing. Sky, do you honk? Do you give courtesies? No. And when I do have the rare occasion to honk, somebody's almost going to crash into me. Yeah. I, like, will hit the horn so lightly that it doesn't even go. Because I'm scared of it. Because I'm scared of it. I'll be like, I'll eat, and it doesn't, right? And it doesn't even go. But, yeah, so I am anti-honking, and it enrages me. Like, say there's something going on, like Sean's parking lot scenario, and it's clear that, you know, there's something going on. That's why we're not moving. And people are laying on the horn. Like that's going to change the situation. You know what else can get tricky in those situations? Like the one that Sean's talking about. What can get tricky is whose parking spot is that? Is that my parking spot or your parking spot? Yeah. Especially when somebody's pulling out and you kind of got there at the same time. And it's not the type that you have to pull into from one direction. It's a exact, you know, like.
I don't know how to describe it. It's not a parking space at an angle. It's a parking space that goes straight in. Like at a grocery store. You know what I'm saying? Like at a grocery store, you go straight into the spot. So if two people turn down the aisle at the exact same time and somebody's pulling out... Whose spot is it? I say it's the first person to put their blinker on. That's my rule. I like that. If you don't put your blinker on, even if you're there first, sorry. I have my blinker on. What if you both put your blinker on? Then you fight it out. How do you do that? Whoever has the guts to go for it. Pull out your shank, dude. How about this? How about you're driving down a long row of cars looking for somebody to be leaving, right? Somebody's in front of you, okay? And you're moving very slowly. And all of a sudden, as you start to, as the car in front of you passes a car, they see the taillights come on and they realize, oh, that person's leaving. So they slam on their brakes and they want you to back up so they can back up and get in that space.
No way. No chance in hell. Yeah, I back up. You do, Scott. What's your path to spot? It's over. It's over. Okay, I get what you're saying. Technically, I think they're in the wrong, but what am I going to do? I'm just going to sit there and have that person sit there, and that person's blocking the other person, and so we all just sit there until somebody gets out of their car and starts yelling. He's causing chaos. We all just sit there. I'll make it even more difficult. I'm the bigger person. I'll just back up. Eddie, I'll make it even more difficult. What about when the car has not even passed the car, the car in front of you is directly behind the car when the taillights come on? Because then it's a little bit more... Or, I'll make it even harder than that. What if the car in front of you gets to the front of their car just gets to the taillights? Is there anybody behind me? No. I move. You do? Yeah, but if you're past that spot, no chance. If you just get to it, it's tough. It's still kind of a tough one, even though we all should be courteous and back up. You're like, hey, keep going. Yeah, if it's December in Fashion Valley. Oh, please. Forget it. Nobody ever leaves Fashion Valley. They sleep there. Apparently. P1, move it.
Hey, bro. What's up? You got it, man. They got to move it, especially the cell phone people. I'll be at a light, and they're talking to somebody on the phone. I give them, like, maybe two seconds, and I lean on that horn, scare the hell out of them, and they turn the phone off and move it. Because you don't ever talk on your phone, right? No, I'm doing it right now. Exactly. Exactly. That's all higher than thou and me. He did the same thing. P1 Crush It just wrote in, and he says the way to go with the courtesy honk is definitely to be applied with a wave. Wave, to me, though, is very confusing. You never know what that wave is about. Are you waving a gun? I don't know what you're waving. Are you waving a finger? What are you waving at me? It can be misinterpreted, the wave. I think the wave is unnecessary. clear in the honk whether it's a courtesy honk or a mean honk. In the courtesy honk, you're being nice. Is it a short honk or is it a long honk? I told you already. That's it. How does that mean? I don't like that. Well, I'll tell you why. I don't like it. Give it a chance though. Maybe if it was like a double quick honk. So more honks is better than less? I don't know. The double honk makes me go, oh, okay. So it's gotta be like...
And then you'd be cool? Maybe. Okay, Mike. I don't know. Either way, I think it's bad. You're ridiculous. It's annoying, man. Stop honking at me. Pay attention to the road. What do you mean? What we need on new cars is we need an alternative honk. Oh, that'd be cool. We need people to pay attention to the road. We need one that goes, excuse me. We need a honk that goes, pardon me. Pardon me. Pardon me. Pardon me. Pardon me. Like, wouldn't it be great if we were going to record it in our voice? Excuse me. Excuse me. Heads up. Excuse me. I think it would be great. We need one that doesn't, because a honk universally says jackass. It yells it out, you know? It screams it. Where we just need a very light move, please. And it's so weird how regional honking is, because, like, I...
practically have a nervous breakdown when we go to manhattan you know because my family's from new york everybody honks all the time it doesn't matter what you're sometimes you just talk just a means of communication yeah it means it drives me crazy oh it's so weird everybody in new york the the way that they communicate it's like a ballet yes it's honestly like a ballet of moving of honking yes i feel like People hear honk when maybe they shouldn't even honk, though. Like, still here. Like, I'll be driving, and I'll signal over, and someone's going way too fast, and they'll honk at me, and it infuriates me. Like, what do you mean? I don't understand. So you cut them off? No, like, they're clearly speeding. I've got plenty of room to get over. I signal, look, and go over, but they've got to go down to the normal speed limit, like, to come behind me, and they come catch up to me, and they honk. Like you messed up? Like that was messed up? Like in their mind, she did cut them off. Right. Because they can't keep going at the speed they're going. But in her mind, she's like, hey, they're speeding. They're doing something wrong. So I don't need to. That pisses me off, man. P1 Stacey. I just had a scenario for you about the parking lot. Yes, please. I was at the beach and a woman was waiting for a spot. Like the guy had already gotten his car and he was getting out. He was pulling out.
Well, a spot in front of that spot came open, so I went around and took the spot in front. Right. The woman got out of her car, came to my window, and started cussing at me. She was waiting for either or spot, whichever spot came first. Right. You can't do that. You can't wait for two. No. No way. Pick one and go for it. Right. Explain. I'm really having a hard time figuring this one out. Like, the woman is waiting for two different spots. Okay. They're both in their car. You know, so it's like two different people were going to leave. Right, right, right. So she was waiting for either one. Right. You got to either go for one or the other. You can't be mad at me if I choose the other one. And they both cleared at the same time. Well, I guess one cleared like a second before the other one. So she went around. So I went around and took that one. Yeah. One cleared a second before the other one, and she went around the woman in front of her? Right. Well, why would you do that? Why wouldn't you? Wait, wait, wait. Hang on. I got to understand. Because the guy that she was waiting on that she had her blinker on was taking his sweet time.
So she had her blinker to turn left into this guy's spot. Well, the spot on the right came up, so I went around and took the spot on the right. Of course. Because her blinker's going on to the left. Of course. You mean the space was open, but she just wanted to wait for the one on the left to open up? Well, they were both pulling out at the same time, but the one that her blinker was on for was kind of lagging. So when the other one opened up, this woman on the phone just goes, okay, well, since her blinker's on waiting for this spot, I'll go to the one in front. And the woman was mad. But her blinker... Got out of her car, came to my window and started cussing at me. Yeah, it's all about the blinker. Did you light her up? I'm having a hard time. You want me to... It's really not that hard. I'll draw a diagram. Sky has to draw a diagram because I think... Well, I'll tell you why I'm so confused. Why? Because for some reason in my head, I keep thinking the woman that just called that went around the lady is rude. But... Everybody's like, no, no, no, you don't understand. Here we go. Car in front. Yeah. Blinker on this spot. Yeah. She's waiting. She's waiting. These two spots are pulling out at the same time. Okay. This spot's lagging, but her blinker's still on for this spot. Right. So when this woman sees this spot starting to pull out, she goes, okay. Oh. So this woman still got her spot. Right. It just took 10 seconds longer. And then this woman goes over to her and starts cussing her out. Wait, wait, wait, Skye.
Can I see this? Yeah. I'm going to have you explain just a little bit more. Why is this lady mad that this lady parked here? Because she's a B-word. The woman in the front car? She felt that the lady in the front felt like, I have the option because I'm in front of you to take whichever spot basically opens first. But what she failed to realize is the blinker roll. She had her own blinker on to choose the spot on the right. And the spot on the left happened to open up earlier. So, sorry. I wonder which one was closer to where they were going. Because that makes a big difference, too. Imagine if a person went around you to get a closer spot. I think as soon as that blinker's on and you make the decision that that's the spot you're going for, too bad. You're committed to that spot. You're all in. Not me. It's like the line. Not me. Wait. I'll tell you what I do. What? Oh, gosh. the car on my left moves out, I'll go get it. Oh, that's not courteous. Why? Because your blinker's on your committed. Unless you immediately turn your blinker off and turn it on to the other side, then I'm out on you. Yeah, because here's my deal. Here's my thinking. My thinking is, I'm here to get a parking spot. In fact, let me rephrase. I'm here to get the next available parking spot. That's why I'm here.
Well, you're there waiting for that spot that you put your blinker on for. That's what you're there for. Really? Yeah. And you definitely cannot get mad for somebody going around you. No, no, no, no. I wouldn't. That's why I was saying I wouldn't. I wouldn't be mad. You're both getting a spot. Who gives a rip? Now, the only thing that makes... I'm mad at myself, if anything. Yeah, because they're like, oh, I shouldn't have committed. It's like choosing the wrong line in the grocery store. Oh, that's the worst. See, guys, isn't the real estate important here? Don't we want the closest spot to the store? I made a commitment. You've committed. I made a commitment. I like to park far away purposefully. Ashley likes to walk upstairs and drink water. How would you ever be committed to a further spot away and want it? It doesn't matter what you want. It's not that you wanted it. You've committed.
It's like you didn't notice that the other spot was going open. Sky, I just want to be clear here because I want to make sure that I know what's going on. I want to make sure I know what's going on. You're my favorite. I want to make sure. Here's Vaughn's, right? Yes. Here's a long line at Vons. Right. Okay. A parking aisle. Okay. Now, there's a spot right up close to Vons. Right in front. Right in front. Yep. And then there's a spot way down here, and you're going to really have to walk a long way to get to the store. Right. Okay. Now, you're in front, and you got your blinker on to park in a faraway spot. Okay. And way up in front of Vons, a great ideal position a car is pulling out. Are you telling me? that as the guy in the front with his blinker on to park in the faraway spot when you see the good one open up you're saying it's you can't go take that spot you can but if you're sitting there with your blinker still on and you don't move and change your blinker don't get mad at me for going around you bro oh i wouldn't i wouldn't i'm telling you don't i wouldn't get mad if you went around me to go get that one if you hesitate and leave your blinker on for the faraway spot that's not my bad dude
Yeah, yeah. That's not my bad. I can't even imagine why. I can't figure this one out. I still can't wrap my head around why someone would do it. Why would you park far away, you dumbo? Take the first one available. Maybe it was just that one woman. Yeah. I guess. And now Eddie's drawing a diagram. Yeah, I want another example of what to do. We need like a felt board with the little cars and the spots. For real. Look at Sean. Sean is embarrassed by us right now. I want to understand, man. Sean would deny knowing us right now. All right. Check this out. This is how I envision it. Go ahead, Eddie. Let me describe for people on the radio. We should put our diagrams on the web. I know. We should. Dude, is there a way to scan this and put it on the website? I got to scan them. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got to scan this and put it on the website. That's what we're drawing. This is how I envision it. Okay. Now, what Eddie's got here is what looks like a T. Okay. Oh, I like it. You can see the parking spots are up here, and she's waiting for this spot. Now, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, wait, wait, wait. Describe what this is. Like, what actual environment is this? What would look like that? Like, you know... Oh, I got it. I got it. There's spots right here. Okay. There's spots right here. I got it. You know, and these are all taken. Right, and those are spots right in front of the... Yeah, this is Bonds right here. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. And it goes to Bonds. So, front row. Okay.
And so she's waiting for either spot, okay? The spot she has her blinker on for the one on the left or the one on the right. The one on the left, she comes out a little bit earlier. So this person goes, screw you, I'm going to get that spot while you wait for this spot. Because your blinker's on for this spot. This one went earlier. And so instead of her going, oh, cool, wham, I'm going, see ya. Wham. Yeah, the lady in front should have taken... should have taken what came available first, right? I understand, but if you're the lady in the front, aren't you going to take what becomes available, Eddie? Even though your blinker's on over here, one becomes available, you go, oh, well. The big thing is you can't get mad if your blinker's on for this one. And you stay there. Yeah, I made the stupid commitment. It's my fault. Really? Yeah, I blame myself. Well, I would never let that happen. As soon as I saw a spot open up, I would either change my blinker, Or I'd just start getting in there. The smartest thing, if you're in this position, no blinker at all, and just wait. Goddamn. Nice. Suckers. I've seen this, too. Now, what about this, Eddie? You better draw it out. Oh, no. I'm going to draw it out. Yes. What about this? You're at Vaughn's. Okay. And there is a long line.
and you see somebody way in front of you notice a parking spot on the opposite aisle, you can get to it quicker. Absolutely. It's every man for himself. And you know what they're doing. You know they saw it. They're jamming to spin around and get into that other aisle, but you can get there quicker. I will absolutely steal. Now, wait a minute. Let me tell you what you're going to have to do in order to get to it. It'll be a very quick maneuver, but it'll be a maneuver. You will have to, and there's nobody else there. There's nobody else in the parking lot, but you and this guy trying to do what he's doing. You're going to have to back up out of your aisle and go to the next aisle. You're going to have to back up. It's every man for themselves. If there is no blinkers or anything involved, then, hey, man, if I can steal that spot, it's mine. We are crazy. crazy people when it comes to parking spots. Time is valuable. It is, man. Time is valuable and we gotta have our spots. P1 Johnny is on the line. Hey, you know, I was agreeing with Ashley because a little bit, I think people around here tend to jump on the horn way too early. Like when I'm sitting at a light and it just barely turns green, many times people will honk right away and I get so angry. San Diego is one of the most impatient places
Yeah, totally. What I do is invariably it's in a sequence of lights and they'll come out right next to me and I'll just lay on the horn and I'll hit like four or five times just to show them, hey, what's up? And then they're sitting there right next to me. Dude, it's maddening. Dude, if I get honked at inappropriately, I snap. I snap. It's psychotic what will happen with me. It sounds like you're an inappropriate honker, too. I don't honk. I have a question. No, I never honk unless it's the courtesy honk, which is a rare occasion. That's my point. How do people know? No, no, no, no, no, no. There is a difference. What's the difference between the courtesy honk, the inappropriate honk, and the mean honk? Ashley. What's your sound? There's three different honks. Hey, time out. Ash, can you hear me? Ash, get your keys. Get your keys. Go out to your car right now with your cell phone and show us how you honk.
I bet it's wrong. I rarely do. I rarely ever do. I want to hear said... Like, ever. I can't even think of the last time I honked. All right, let me hear your nice honk. But when I honk... Yeah, let's hear your nice... I want to hear her nice honk. But it's terrible. Something tells me... It's garbage. Now, Sean, do I remember correctly? I can't... There's something about Sean, like, he either has a thing... where he gets mad when people are taking too long to get in their car, get out of their spot, or he purposefully takes his own sweet time when he knows somebody is waiting for his... That's it. That's the second one. Do you remember this story, Eddie? Yes. Sean, let me tell you what he does. If he comes out of a grocery store, and is walking to his car and somebody sees him going to his car and they want his spot, he on purpose makes them wait. What a jerk. Puts it in real slow. But that's if I decide to even go to the car. Sometimes I will just walk the lot. Why? Why do you do that? Here's why. I make a snap judgment.
based on the appearance of the car and the appearance of the individual, whether or not I will give them my spot. Tell me what is, what's a yes and what's a no. Well, if I see like a total dirt bag, there's no way. Oh, come on. You're getting it, dude. And I will walk that frigging lot until you go away. Wow. Wow. All right. And you, uh, will allow? Uh, If I see, like, a mom with kids, it's no problem. If I see, like, a businessman, I will not give him a spot. Wow. What are you, the god of the parking lot? I'm the god of my parking spot. Why? Why? Who gave you that right? Well, I did because I'm in control of it. It's mine. You are nuts. I will give to whomever I please. All right, let's get Ashley on the line. Ashley, are you there? You're a bad person. All right, Ashley. All right, she's out in her car. And let's hear your different honks. I can give the phone to Zeth so he can put the phone by the honker, okay? I don't know that the noise actually comes out. In fact, Zeth should be out of the car, not in the car. It'll sound better. The honk will sound better out of the car than in the car. Whatever. I am not buying that. She's so stupid.
That's ridiculous. Nobody does that. You're so dumb. That is such a lie. You are such a liar. Did you hear that? You never honked that way. It was so little, you could barely hear it, right? Ash, give the phone to Zeth again. You're here enough to go with the green light. Courtesy honk. Ashley, give the phone to Zeth outside the car, and let me hear that from outside the car again. Okay, hold on. This is how she courtesy honked. Yeah, right. Oh, you're a liar. That's not even... That is such a lie. That is such a lie. You are a liar. Why are you lying? Unbelievable. Oh, you're so full of it. I cannot even believe you. You can tell she has road rage. Like, she's just going to go... She talks about how irritated she gets and all that stuff. Just shut up. Oh, unbelievable. Liar. Shut up! To even say that she does that. The worst. Katie Daryl's coming up from TMZ. She's going to tell us all about what's up. And there's a lot of stuff up. Don't go anywhere. I got the biggest smile on my face to hear you in the game. 105.3. If you're facing a divorce, custody, or child support issue, don't go it alone.
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We'll be right back. Your West 8 rides this morning looking great through La Mesa. Just a little bit slow from the 805 to Texas Street, then again through Hotel Circle. Much better rides on both the 5 and the 805 northbound up to National City right now. 805, though, once you get out of Mission Valley, that's a crawl up the hill through Kearney Mesa to Governor Drive. And northbound 5's got plenty of stuff to deal with past the airport in the Mission Bay. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Casting from the wireless studios. It is at the same time the city. stupidest and funniest thing i've ever heard by far gay ioz san diego's rock the mikey show where you'll get a physical for your morals from dr phil the bottom line is is that this britney spears needs dr phil no i don't know about that when we spoke in the hospital room she started saying how her pet llama ned wanted to get a quick shave before
he babysat the kid. What are you talking about? She didn't want Ned to shave off the beard because she thought it was cool. The llama has a beard? This is what Brittany was saying? Are you on something? She told me that. I patted her on the head and I got the hell out of the room. Look back, it's 826. Friday was baby day. Both Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie gave birth on Friday. I'm sure if anybody Realizes this or not, but Chargers are in the AFC Championship game. Can you believe that? They're going to derail history and take out the Patriots. I love it. One saying it. Friday, Eddie was the only one saying that the Chargers had a chance. In fact, in the newspapers in Indianapolis, they were basically saying that the Chargers didn't stand a chance. Here in San Diego, well, people...
You want to be able to support your team. For sure. But at the same time, you're going up against the Colts in Indianapolis. They're defending Super Bowl champions. Yeah. But, dude, you were right. They killed it. And now we're going to play in the AFC Championship for the first time since 1995? Yeah. And if you think that the, you know, 94, actually. If you think that the... harsh criticisms of the team the nobody believing we can win was tough last week get ready this week i mean it's gonna be all like patriots easy road to the super bowl talk like junk like that this is the tmz report with katie darrell katie are you there i am i am i heard Weird stuff was going on with wedding dresses over the weekend. Yeah, Brittany. You know what I said this morning? Because we were talking about it a little earlier. And I said, because Eddie goes, he said something like, dude, next she's going to be showing up in like a Spider-Man outfit. And I go, there's really no difference at this point. To me, if you show up.
in a wedding dress to go shopping for cars, something's really messed up. Something's wrong. Something's, like, real serious. But nobody can really do anything for you. Yeah, you know, Brittany, you know, out this weekend doing a bunch of crazy stuff. You know, obviously she went car shopping in the wedding dress. She's hanging out with that paparazzi boyfriend of hers. And they went to Macy's and she started screaming at the other paparazzi. And she's doing this all in a British accent. So that's what's getting really interesting is it's like... Split personality time here for Britney Spears that she keeps pulling out this British accent and yelling at people. I think we might... Sky, do we have a clip of that? Well, we have a clip that says Britney yells at the paparazzi, but I don't know if that's... Yeah, I think that, I mean... I think this may be it. Cut nine. Back up! Back up! Back up! Back up! Oh, man. Wow. I think she can hear like a little British thing. A little Sharon Osbourne in there? What is that, Katie? You know, she's been doing this British thing for a while. And apparently when the police and fire department were in her home the other week, when they took her out in the gurney, she was talking in a British accent inside the home as well. We've seen her in the different drugstores and picking up her cigarettes and her lighters and everything using this British accent as well. You know, for a while, it was interesting that she was doing the glamorized...
big southern accent she was doing for so long, you know, and really went kicking country on us. And now to turn this way, it just, you know, it just fuels the fire of one. You know, is she playing us to be the fool? Or, you know, is she really losing it and now perhaps, you know, getting even more insane than we thought? Well, I guess if anybody was ever wondering if it was about her playing us, going to an emergency room, losing your kids, all that stuff's indicative of an issue. Yeah, you know, today's a big date. She's supposed to be in court if she wants to try and get back visitation with her kids. And what we're hearing from her camp twice, both last night and this morning so far, people in her camp are telling us she's not planning on going to court today. And you can actually watch on TMZ.com. There's a live feed today, a streaming video of the court to see if she does arrive. But, you know, as of right now, she's claiming that she's not going to be showing up, so it looks like she's done with the boys. Sky. Do you know what time she's supposed to be there today, Katie? You know, it's early hours. I want to say it's like 9.30 or so that she's supposed to come. But you know what? I mean, she was supposed to go to her deposition at a certain time the other week as well. She showed up two hours late. So it's a matter of how long will they wait to see if she's going to arrive. And if she doesn't go, she doesn't get to see them until April. Yeah.
I mean, it's sayonara visitation whatsoever. These kids, she doesn't show up today. It's pretty much the last nail in her confidence. Well, why would they do it anyway? Why would they give her any rights anyway at this point? I mean, she's clearly unstable. Well, because last time when she lost custody of the kids, it was like a date that was set ahead. So it's kind of like this is a standing date that they had. They got to do it. Yeah, they have to go through with it. I wonder if they would get it. Even if she got there today and she was on her best behavior. What's happened so far could be enough, right, for the judge to say sorry. Didn't she kind of endanger her kid when she was taken to the hospital and all that stuff? Like, that's crazy. Well, you know, and Brittany's camp is saying that the reason why she locked herself in the bathroom with Jaden James is because since she went to the deposition, she felt like two hours of the time with the kids was stolen from her, and she just wanted those two hours back and had asked Kevin, hey, instead of picking up the babies at 7 or 8, how about you pick them up at 9 or 10? And he said no, and so that's when she got mad. She's like, well, I had to go to this ding-dang y'all deposition, and I want some of my babies. That's right. And it is a ding-dang y'all. That's what they call it now. They are actually calling it that. It's a medical term. You wouldn't get it. The paparazzi guy, he's British, right? Yeah, he's British, and apparently he's separated from his wife.
And people are coming forward saying he's a ladies man, different ladies that he's dated. And it's interesting when you watch all this different paparazzi video, the way that he interacts with the other paparazzi. You know, in the past year, the paparazzi would never just stop at a shot. But now it seems like he's directing them a little bit more where they're kind of starting to say, OK, OK, guys, we've got the shot. We know where they're going next, meaning that they're getting tips from him. No. Well, I mean, does that surprise anybody? I mean, he is. Which is just surprising and disturbing that Brittany's going along with it. Right. She seems totally, like, completely now out of it. Like, there's no still with it part. It seems like it's all out of it now. Definitely. You know, even the court system is pretty frustrated and fed up with her as well. You know, we were talking about her having to go to court today. The security and the police that usually work the courthouse have already come forward saying that. good luck, Brittany, you are to arrive and leave on your own terms. They're not doing police escorts and shutting off back entrances. Oh, wow. So they used to do that for her out of a courtesy because she was a celebrity? Well, not because she was a celebrity. It wasn't that. I mean, yes, no, a double-edged sword. Yes, because she was a celebrity, but because there was so much mayhem that they wanted to try and protect, you know, and kind of keep the peace. But now they're like, you know, we're not going to keep the peace. You know, you've made your bed, not lying. We're not helping out. We're just going to treat you as a normal person, which, you know,
I kind of disagree with that a little bit. There's still, there is so much mayhem. They still need to be there, you know, trying to keep the peace for the other people that might be going to the courthouse. That's what seems strange, that it's not about Britney. It's about other people that need to be able to move around. Yeah, it's not so much saving her from herself. It's saving, you know, everyone else from Britney. Yeah. Well, listen, Katie, we appreciate it as always, and we'll talk to you again next week, and hopefully it's not weird stuff happening between now and then. Yeah, hopefully. Maybe next week we won't have any Britney updates, right? Yeah, right. Seriously. Thank you very much. It's Katie Daryl. Thanks, Katie. Peace. That's a weird story. It's just getting weirder, man. It's sad. It's real sad how bizarre it's gotten. Tomorrow is Michigan and Eddie. It looks like your boy McCain is going to do well. That's good. In Michigan. And Sky, who are they thinking is going to win for the Democrats? I haven't seen the latest polls, but I think it was Clinton. Let me see. I think I have it. Oh, that's New Hampshire. I'm sure that it is because I know that they're hitting it like crazy in Michigan.
One of her advisors, one of Clinton's advisors, just got a DWI. They call it DWI in other parts of the country. Right. Driving while intoxicated. Yeah. It was right before the New Hampshire primary that this guy was pulled over for speeding. And he was going pretty fast. He was doing 70 in a 30 mile per hour zone. And the cops asked him what he was doing. He said he was lost trying to get back to his hotel. They smelled booze on his breath. They gave him a field sobriety test. He failed and refused to take a breathalyzer. Oh, boy. OJ's back in jail. I didn't do it again. I like the food. Yeah. And the jumpsuit and the slippers. Got my old cell back. That's right. Oh, you did? Yep. They held it for you? Yeah. Well, that's cool. The OJ suite, I call it. Yeah. Okay. It's kind of weird, but all right. I said, can you put a hold? I'll be right there. I'm sure I'll be back. Yeah. I have my own brand of soap right there in the bathroom. Everything. Juice soap? Juice soap. Juice soap. Red. Never heard of that. You see it when it goes down the drain. Oh, that's weird. That's right. Well, I like it.
Okay. So I just put on my shower cap and hang out. That is strange. Don't forget my shower shoes, the Bruno Madelis shower shoes. My shower shoes, I love those. That's right. Women. And my leather gloves. All of which are blood consistent. I get worried about fluoride. That's right. All right. I don't blame you there, OJ. Don't want to get those frog hands. No. Don't want that. Plus, you never know if you murder somebody. Well, yeah. Don't want prints on there. That's right. Let's be honest. Whether it's water or blood, you get frog hands. That's right. I've never heard that. Liquid is liquid. All right. Do you all think it's weird I carry my Heisman naked into the shower? It's got to get clean. That's right. Yes, that is weird, OJ. Yep. I scrub behind his ears and everything. Make sure the Heisman Trophy's all cleaned up. Victoria, go ahead. I'm all done. Thank you, though. I appreciate the offer. That's so weird. I love to murder. You're just making a statement? Just wanted to be the clear. Okay, that's weird. It's my thing.
It's your thing. You're supposed to blurt that out, though. Oh, my bad. Yeah, you're supposed to wait until somebody, like you're in court or something. Oh, no, I don't want to do that. It's okay, over the top, I support you. You're not even under oath, for goodness sake, if you say that. Yeah, try and prove it. A couple of hysterical stories. One is that Bjork attacked a photographer. Was she in her swan dress? Oh, I wish. Why did she do that? Well, she doesn't like being photographed, Mike. She doesn't. She does not. Back in 1996, she attacked a reporter for photographing her as she arrived in Thailand. So on Sunday, she was arriving in New Zealand and got off the plane. And there was a photographer waiting from a paper there. And her, like... I don't know if it's her bodyguard or assistant or whoever the dude was who was with her said, oh, please, no pictures. So the dude took like a couple pictures and then turned around to walk away. And as he's walking away, Bjork runs up from behind him.
He pulls his shirt to the point where it rips his shirt and then she falls onto the ground. And the photographer is like, I'm not going to get involved with this. And he just kept walking. He didn't say anything to her. Is there video or anything? I haven't seen video. Maybe we should have Rob recreate it. Let's put him in a swan dress. He's the statue of York. He's a little shorter. Petite. Very petite. Not a little. Did you guys hear about the British couple that had to get their marriage annulled because they found out that they were actually twins? Oh. What? Yes. They got married and didn't realize that they were twins. How does that happen? That's just awful. Well, they were separated at birth and, you know, adoption. That's sexy. And they're talking about it. They're talking about it. They're like, so, oh, I was adopted too. Oh, you were? Really? So they were obviously fraternal. Obviously. Well, yeah. Otherwise, they would be the same. They're not identical. Yeah, they're not identical. They're not for the peelings again. Oh, okay. Well, thank you. I'm sure they were all confused.
Well, I mean, if they weren't, you know, they'd look like each other. I think we did the math. I'm sorry that I'm breathing right now and that I'm alive. I am too. There's color in my skin. I'm sorry. I'm alive and well right now. We're going to get in line for that one. We are too. We are too. So they had it annulled. My birthday's May 3rd. So's mine. My real mom's name is Helen. So's mine. I'm allergic to peanuts. So am I. Born in Toledo, Ohio. Me too. Meant to be. We're soulmates. We belong together. No, really. We belong together. Like we belong together. Creepy. I feel like we're connected. I feel like you can read my mind. It's like we share a brain. Thoughts. It's so strange. And a mom. It's like we share a brain and a mom. That's weird. How did they find out? Did they say? No, they don't say, but they're now doing all this. They want to pass all this legislation to make it so that, you know. It's legal.
No, not that it's legal. But, you know, in adoptions, it's easier to access the information about the biological parents. They've decided that they're just going to be friends. That is so bizarre. Quick time out. When we come back, Gloria Beckham has said to her husband, the soccer guy, what is the soccer guy's name? David Beckham. That he can't hang out with Snoop Dogg anymore. Eddie's doing the lights out dance. He's up next. Oh, we got him? Yeah. Oh, Sean. Hey, wait. Sean Merriman's coming up next. Hang on. Five, three. It's Fox Monday with the first of the season's final five episodes of Prison Break. And it's night two of the series premiere of Terminator, the Sarah Connor Chronicles. The future of the candies. First at eight on an
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The Westbound 56 looking fine once you come off the 15th. But once you work your way into Carmel Valley, it starts slowing down right around Camino del Sur. From there, it's a bit of a tough one all the way through Carmel Valley to the 5 freeway. Looking pretty nice in the 52. Looking great out of Santee, but a little bit slow under the 805 and through Rose Canyon. The westbound 8, a great looking ride as well out of the East County. Just a minor delay near the 163. West 94, dude, full speed out of Lemon Grove all the way to downtown. Loving that ride. 805 and the 5 northbound out of the South Bay. Both these freeways looking real nice here for you. 8.05, still a little bit tight coming out of Kearney Mesa, though, heading up over 52. And watch for a leftover slowdown on the northbound 5 in the Mission Bay. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. You may have missed this morning on the Mikey Show. Seth is the newest member of the Mikey Show. He's 22 years old, and he was going on a blind date to the Christmas party. Did you guys go along well? Yeah, she was pretty quiet. I mean, I didn't really feel the need to make it like, hey, let's go over here and talk. Like, I didn't...
really see it. So you didn't find her that attractive? No, she was attractive. Then what's the deal? I don't know. Why wouldn't you talk to a good looking girl then if you were set up? You're intimidated. If you were given free chocolate, why wouldn't you eat the chocolate unless you didn't like it? One little piece of chocolate is not going to hurt you. Just take a little bite. Why don't you taste the chocolate at least? See how it goes down. Yeah, maybe this time it won't be as bad. Maybe it'll settle okay and then you take another little bite and another little bite and you throw it in Don't take a whole chunk in your mouth and chew it at one time. Yeah, you're going to choke and get sick. Yeah, you'll throw up. I think a little bite. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. That's what dreams are made of. Come on. It's 846. I guess America loves terminally ill old people. The movie The Bucket List was the number one movie this weekend. The Chargers had everything working against them, including the refs, the health, everything. But they pulled it out! They beat the Colts 28-24, and will take on the Patriots in the AFC Championship game. Yeah! Like Sean Merriman reports. Sean, it's a historic day, man. It's a historic day. Yeah, it feels good. I bet. 24 hours, like I always say. Man, let me tell you something. I mean...
I said yesterday after we watched the game that that is probably one of the coolest games I've ever seen in my 37 years of life. It was really an incredible game to watch. And it just must have been amazing to be a part of. It was. It was probably one of the best games I think people are going to see in a long time. You know, I got a call from my grandmother. She told me, don't do that again. She kept on the edge. She's too old to have those kind of... Exciting moment. So, you know, it was a cool game. And that is exactly what it was. It was a on the, I mean, I literally, at one point, at one point when it was fourth down and I can't remember, somebody was injured and laying down on the field. And so I was like, Reggie Wayne? Yeah, it was Reggie Wayne.
And he was laying down on the field. He was laying down on the field. Did you hear that, Sean? Yeah. Watch the whole game. Yeah, look at that. Look at that. He played great. All right. All right. Anyways, Reggie Wayne. What is the world coming to now? When that happened, there was very little time left. And I was like, do I get up and go to the bathroom? No, I can't. I sat back down. And then I was like, well, wait, it's going to be a little bit because he's still. No, I'm going to the bathroom. No, I'm not. I'm sitting back down. And I'm just pacing in the room. It was one of those kinds of experiences. It was, and it felt like that during the game, especially when it came down to the probably last few minutes of the fourth quarter when they still got a chance to score again. So we went in there and made a good start, man, and came up big. Eddie, Sean, talk about what you were thinking. Right before you made that play where you put the pressure on Peyton Manning, basically sacked him, forced him into a bad throw. But it was like a Herculean effort. You just bulldozed their tackle, Tony Hugo, right over him. Talk about what you were thinking right before that play. Well, I just knew I had to make a play. I came over and I talked to Noah a little bit before. He said, you know, you got to be the one to make this play. And, you know, my teammates were really relying on me to go out there and really...
try to fill the game, and I got a chance to do it, and I did. Let me ask you, what was the vibe going into the locker room at halftime? Because the Cromartie interception gets called, and I mean, listen to, you don't get a chance to do this. You don't get a chance to do this very often, Sean. So I'm going to play back for you what this sounded like on the radio. Cut 82. Banning looking that way, now goes over the middle of the field and said, picked off, Cromartie, a 20, a convoy. And now he slips inside. His jersey is torn as he rumbles to the 35, 40, 45, 50. Clear Sally. Oh, but a flag down. 30, 25, a block on Manning. And he is going to be out at the 14-yard line or no. No, he stays inbounds. Topples across the pylon. He is in. It's a touchdown. We've got to wait and see about the flag.
We were flipping out at my house because we didn't know there was a flag, okay? So we're screaming and flipping out, and it's a touchdown, it's a touchdown, and it gets called back for what appears to be BS. I mean, it just appears to be such a bad call. So when you guys are going in at halftime, my wife said, oh, man, that touchdown would have been a great way to go in at halftime. And I said, I think this is better. Now they're going in, and they're going to be a little bit irritated. Now they're almost like underdogs. I think it's probably never better to go on without a touchdown. But at the same time, I didn't see what happened until after the game. And I thought that was probably one of the calls that they could have let fly by. If anything, I think that Eric Witter was pulled down and not holding. So we didn't go into halftime fired up. I mean, the game was close enough, and I think that they gave us everything they got in the first half. So I think we came out with more energy and new energy in the second half. Sean, talk to me about this. Here you are. First of all, nobody really gave you a chance going into Indianapolis nationally. Everybody was saying the Chargers are going to be, you know, it's not going to be the same game. They're going to be overmatched in Indiana, except Eddie, who called the game on Friday and said he felt not with his heart but in his head that you guys matched up well and that you would win the game.
But going into this game, most critics were saying Chargers can't get it done. And Eddie said it earlier. We were saying that the whole entire week. I mean, you would almost not even know that we were going to play Sunday. It was really a game not even talked about because everybody just assumed that we were going to lose. Now, going into this game this weekend, Sean, it's even worse because the Patriots are so, so good. what kind of an attitude do you think that the team will develop as the week goes on where you know what's going to happen? The Chargers are not going to be given any respect nationally in the media. Well, and rightfully so. You have a team that's undefeated. They've been tested several times during the season. The Giants, the Ravens, several teams have tested them, and they came out with a win. So we have to go in there with the same attitude to get a victory and nothing less. I mean, we've got to go in there and give these guys everything we've got because we're playing. Not only for a championship, but for a football now. Eddie. Sean, have you seen the movie 300? Yeah, I've seen it. I think you need to watch that all week long. You guys are Sparta, and you're taking on the Persian army. Let me fire you up. You can do it. Let's play this, Sean. You can do it, Sean. Fire up Merriman right now. Come on. I mean, that's got to be the attitude going into this thing. Well, we're going to get this team...
I mean, 60 minutes of everything we got, and we expect the same. So it's going to be another one of those games where you're going to see everything a team got and put out there on the field. Hey, Sean, do you know what the deal is with it? Did you talk to LT on the plane and say, hey, how you feeling? What's up? What do you think's going on? Rivers. Yeah, Rivers. Do you know what's going on with these guys and their health? Yeah, I always check up. I always check up on the guys. They said they feel good, so I expect them to play this week. We don't know if anything's different. Obviously, we found out at the last second whether Antonio Gates was going to go at the last second or not. He went out there and he felt good and went out there and played. We're going to see what happens this week. Can you use this perceived national lack of respect as a chip on your guy's shoulder? Sean, can you guys go in there Sunday and go, you know what, no one thinks we can do it, and use that as a motivator? Well, I think that we haven't been getting respect for a long time, and a bunch of things were said, but all we do is go out and fight every week and play hard every week and win games. So we're going in with the same attitude this week, and we're going to see the best team in football right now, period, and it's going to be a hell of a game. Sean, how cool was it coming home last night, I'm sure you guys were tired, but to see 8,000 Charger fans show up at Charger Park to cheer you guys on?
I bet it was more than that. You know, we came in and we were sitting on the runway for about an hour and a half or an hour trying to wait for some default thing or something to happen at the airport. We got in and they said, well, we probably have to go a different direction to get into the Chargers Park. And I said, for what? They said, we might have 10,000 people out there waiting when we get back. I said, oh, damn, that's crazy. So we got there and it was fans and they were showing love everywhere. So it was great. How did that make you feel, Sean? It felt good because it felt like we had a bunch of people behind us rooting for us. I think the positive energy of a lot of people that bring that, especially the fans, keep pushing us more and more to win these games. That's awesome. Well, what day do you guys leave? Friday? We leave Friday, yes. Okay. Well, I really... I'm going to send you guys a lot of positive vibes. I really hope everybody's able to heal up. You can do it. You can do it, yeah. We're really going to be rooting for you guys to go into New England and get it done. We appreciate it. We'll let y'all bring it back and have the victory to San Diego. There you go. Sean Merriman. Thanks a lot, Sean. I appreciate it. That's Sean Merriman. Catch the Bud Light Sean Merriman Report exclusively every Monday on The Mikey Show.
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Yeah, I did spy on someone at one point. He liked this girl, so he did this. I wired up a friend and listened to their conversation. Wow. And while his friend was wired up talking to the girl and Sean was listening, Sean was wearing a get-up. What do you mean by get-up? Well... I mean like a wig. A disguise? Yeah, I would say a disguise, not a getup. He was undercover, man. Get it right. Well, I mean, look, professionals do this all the time. You're weird. Yeah, a professional. I am not weird. Professionals that don't have any personal interest in the matter do that kind of stuff. Exactly. 5701053, if you've dated a weird, the weirdest person you've ever dated, he would, so he had a little earpiece in, Sean did. And you would listen while they were having conversations. What sorts of things did they talk about? And what were you looking for? What were you looking for? What did you think it was? What did you think you would get? I was hoping for something about me, obviously. But I didn't get that. So you were hoping that maybe she was still interested. Definitely. And not so much.
Did you ever do anything else weird in regard to her? Let's see. Well, one time I went and stood outside their house for a long time. Who's their house? Well, she was married. Wait. Whoa. Hold on. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. You went outside the house. She was already married? Well, does that make a difference? Yeah. Well, yeah. Like, how long were you stalking this woman? How many years? Oh, wait a minute. That's a strong word. Hold on. Years is a strong word. How many years were you observing this lovely lady from afar? That's a good way to put it. How many years did you observe her? How many years did you observe her? I don't remember how long it was. Yes, you do. You know exactly how long it was. Yeah, liar. Was it a year, Sean? Well, the woman had to get married in this time period. She had to meet her husband. All right. Get engaged. Was it two years? Get married. Keep going. Oh, my God. Five. Go ahead. Keep going. What the? More? Whoa. Ten years? A little less. Eight. Holy moly. Oh, my God. Eight years? You pine for this woman? You must have really liked her. It's not like I went every single day. Oh, because that would be crazy. Oh, no.
So, I mean, um... So, at that point, you knew she was married. So, what are you looking for? Give up, bro. Yeah, I mean, at that point, what is it that you were hoping to observe or thinking you would observe or what was the point? Well, I was hoping for maybe some problems, marital problems. Whoa! Got it. Maybe they break up and then you get her back. Dude, you're hoping maybe they're having a good time. For reals? You realize that if you guys get on him too much, then he's going to pull back. It's too much. I can't take it. But I want to hear. Just long enough to get all the juice. Did they eventually have problems? Yes. They did. How do you know? What happened? Well, the straw that broke the camel's back was nothing of my doing. I mean, eventually I did break them up. How did you break up their marriage? How did you break them up? Well, what started it was her husband was pretty violent. And they were at a stoplight one time. And some guy was like tailgating them all the way down this hill that they lived on. And so when they stopped at the bottom of the hill, he got out and he dragged the person out of their car and beat them up.
So, you know, she kind of realized, like, this dude is not my kind of dude. So eventually... Yeah, her husband. Right. So eventually it got to the point where we were talking on the phone. Just in a friendly way. So you guys still kept in touch? No, we did not keep in touch, but I was able, you know, through this other person and through our espionage to wiggle my way back in. Okay. Wow. Takes too long to explain. No need. Another day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Another day, maybe. Another time. So I started playing up that aspect like, oh, man. I mean, you know, you don't want to be with someone like that. You know, someone who's violent. Right. Someone that you can't rely on. Right. I'm not. I would never be like that. Right. You know, to my wife, no way. Right. Just playing that up and playing that up. And eventually. It was over. Wow. Did you ever get back? Eddie, I'm sorry. Did you ever get back with her? Well, once I broke him up, I lost interest. Oh, my God. After eight years? And she was calling me nonstop. How could you be? Like, I couldn't get rid of her. I don't understand. You dedicated eight years.
And you finally get there and you're out? It was just a chase. That was the psychology. He needed closure. And he needed it to be that she left the husband. You sound psycho. I'm just saying. Eddie, we all agree. I mean, that's accurate, but Eddie, not now. Eddie, you put that right on, but you shouldn't say that. We can't hear you. There's a girl on the line right now. And she says that she dated a guy one time and he slept in his jeans and he'd draw her pictures of flowers. What? P1 Penguin? He was pretty weird. Now, wait a minute. Now, this guy that you were dating, you were dating because, it says here you were dating because you felt bad for him? I did. I could tell he had a crush on me and all my friends knew and they would joke about it. And I just, I felt so bad for him.
They dated him for a little while. He would say, like, really inappropriate things, kind of like the zest and the gonorrhea thing. Right, right. Yeah, we know. Yeah, we know exactly. He actually met my mom, and he called her girl. What the? Like, hey, girl. Like, he called her girl. Like, what's up, bro? You know? No. I do think it's a little unusual that somebody would date somebody because they felt sorry for them. They felt bad for them. Like, wow, you can't even get me. I feel so bad for you that you can't get me. I understand, Penguin. That I'll give myself to you. Of course I do. I only date people out of pity. That's right. Well, anybody that I would be dating, it's just pity. They're beneath me. No one's on my level. No one's worth me. No one's worth me. Please. Sometimes you have a friendship and you go, okay, well, I know I'm not into this person, but maybe if we go out a couple times, I'll change. No one deserves this. Shut up. Not even my Nubian prince, Roman Oban. Oh, my. I can tell he's got a crush on me. Oh, well, duh. I understand, Penguin. Who doesn't? Yeah. Shut up.
You cannot say that. Yeah. I do understand. How would you have sexual chemistry with someone that you don't really feel that for? Just because you date someone doesn't mean you have sex with them. Yeah, but it means that you're... She said that she was sleeping with him because he sleeps in his jeans and he met her mom. You don't fake a relationship because you feel bad for a guy. No, no, no, no. That's not it at all. Penguin, penguin. He told me he slept in his jeans. We never slept together. And he's from the same area as me. So when I went to take a road trip to see my family... We just went together. Yeah, but you would, like, kiss him and stuff, right? No, no, no, no, no. Well, then you didn't date. Well, then you weren't dating him. You would hang out with him. Well, he kind of thought we were, I think, and that was the reason why... Are you sure that you weren't dating Seth? Are you sure? What's that? Are you sure you weren't dating Seth? Um, he was short. Oh, so it was Rob. P1 Josh is on the line. Are you there, Josh? Yeah, I got a legitimate question for Sean. Go ahead. I was wondering, did you ever steal one of her pictures with her husband and paste your face on his body? Oh. That's interesting. That's a legitimate question, Sean. No. Did you? He didn't. From the time they went skiing with the kids? No, he didn't. That would be crazy. Sean says he did not do that. That would be weird. This is P1 Michelle. Hi. Hi. Okay. I had an ex-boyfriend. Just recently broke up with him. Hang on. Before we did that.
Sean, did you... Come on. Be honest, Sean. Come on, Sean. Be honest. Did you ever cut a picture of his face and put it on your face? I can totally picture that. Come on, Sean. Don't be honest. We'll take more calls. Wait, Michelle, what were you saying? Okay. Well, my ex-boyfriend was hacking into my body space and checking out all the messages I was sending out, like my emails. I don't think that's that weird. I think a ton of people do that. I think a ton of people check out other people's MySpaces. No, but it was hacked in though. That's psychotic. Yeah, not just looked at it. She went into her. It was like the send out message. Oh, he somehow got into your account. Yeah. Yeah. How do you even do that? I guess it's really easy, I've heard.
Uh-oh. Really? See, I've never heard of that, and he didn't. And funny thing is he was always claiming, oh, no, it was my friend, my friend. Uh-huh. And there was nothing... My space, my space. ...to get me on. Yeah. It literally is your space. Yeah. Yeah, it was my, my space. It was my... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's my part. Yeah. He was just the weirdest person that I've ever did. I've never had anybody, like, hacked into any of my stuff like that. I mean, he... He just had no reason to. Maybe it was the friend breaking up your relationship. Oh, maybe. Because he pined for you for eight years. Maybe. That happens. P1 Caitlin. Yes. What's going on with you? Well, it's actually a pretty funny story. A guy I dated for about two, three years is now my husband. And for the first time about maybe almost a year ago. Uh-huh. He was watching America's Next Top Model with me and put on my high heels and started doing a runway show for me in our living room. What happened? Was that your husband? I love it. Yeah, and the funny thing is that he's a Marine. Counting like Thor's hammer on Dr. Doomsday can't even fuse faceplate.
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It's absolutely amazing that the San Diego Chargers have an opportunity to be in it. They're planning the AFC Championship game this next weekend. It's unbelievable. Don't even. What? I haven't said nothing. It's on. It is on. I'm excited. Yeah, you should be excited. You should be nervous. All the pressure's on you, buddy. We got no pressure. We're just happy to be here. You're the team of destiny. Good luck, pal. Thank you. Oh, gosh. I love it. Don't choke. That's all I'm saying. Okay. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. Going back on the radio, and there's like a guy outside the studio with a giant flashlight just doing some kind of work, but we're like, ah, ah. It's like shining in our eyes. He dropped it on his head. That's why I started laughing. Oh, I did it? Because he's pointing it up at the ceiling, and then he dropped it on his head. Oh, I didn't see him drop it on his head. Is that why it shined in here? Because it fell off his head? I thought he was just doing work and not caring that it was flashing in here. It's 927. Britney Spears went shopping to buy her new boyfriend a Mercedes, and she wore her wedding dress from her marriage to Kate Fed. Well, along with their NFC Championship run, the Packers are going to give head coach Mike McCarthy an extension. Do you know who has got to say? No. Do you know who's most overweight? No. Do you know who's got nothing to say?
So here's the way it works. On Fridays, we allow listeners into the studio. So if you want to win the opportunity to come in here and hang out with us on the show on Friday, get a backstage pass, come and hang out with us. Call us right now at 570-1053. We need a guy and a girl. So call us right now. 5701053. Again, we need a guy and a girl. It's a guy and a girl that are capable and willing to come in on Friday and sit throughout the entire show in the studio with us. So you've got to have Friday off or be able to get Friday off to be able to come in and do this with us. 5701053 is the phone number. P1 Scooby is on the line. Wait. Oh. Scoob? Scoob, have you ever won this before? No. I've always tried to call in. Look at that. First time. There you go. This is going to be a tight competition. First time ever. That's right. We got a P1 Hall of Famer on the line. We just need a chick now. 570-1053. We need a female P1 to call in and give this a shot. Something happened in the building. The lights in the hallway are off. That's weird.
I thought they were trying to preserve energy. Yeah, I kind of thought that for a second. Go green. I was in support of it. No, they were up there on a ladder, and I asked Ron Fu, who is a third-degree black belt in Ron Fu. Wow. I'm going to the rescue. That's right. I said, what is going on? And he said, some kind of circuit up there broke, and they can't find it. Sounds safe. Yeah, it does. P1 Elise is on the line. Yes, hello, Mikey. Hi, Elise. How old are you? I am almost 25. Hey, Scoob, how old are you? I'm 30, man. All right, man. And Scoob, how long have you been listening to this show? Oh, jeez. How long have you guys been on? I don't even know. What, three years, guys? Three years we've been on here? No, four. Four. Coming up on four years in... When would we start? June. June. So four years you've been listening, Scooby. Yep. And how about you, Elise? Just two years since I moved here. Two years since you moved here. Where'd you come here from? Up north, Santa Barbara. Santa Barbara. All right. Well, let's give this a shot. I believe the guys started first last time. So that means you're up first, Elise. What you do is we give you one, two, or three-point questions. Ones are easy. Threes are hard. You get to choose what you want. And the first person to five points is the winner. What do you want? All right. I will go with a two. A two-point question. All right. Your two-point question is, who on the show recently got a dog?
Oh, goodness. Of course. I'm going to go with Skye. That is incredible. I'm already irritated. Yeah, that's a bad guess because Skye is a cat person, like a real big-time cat person. I could get a dog. You don't know. It was Ashley that got... Yes. That got the dog. How's your dog, Ashley? She's so rad. Did you name her yet? Yes. What is it? Sammy. Sammy. Why Sammy? Well, I did this really weird experiment Friday night where I was like, I think the reason why I can't pick a name for her is because I feel like she already has a name because I got her from a shelter. So I just started to do an experiment where I was just kind of saying names and seeing if she would turn her head and respond. Cute. So I was like, Dolly, you know, Polly, Maddie, Maggie, Sammy. And she goes, and looks right at me and tilts her head. I go, Sammy, come here. And she comes right to me, which she never has done. I've said, Dolly, come here. Gwen, come here. I've, you know, tried another name. I almost named her Gwen after my idol. So yeah, so I think.
Like, subconsciously, I think that's her name. There you go. Subconsciously. Subconsciously. Well, subconsciously, I knew that that was her name. Oh, shit. And that's why I did the experience. What are you talking about? My dog. Sammy. Our dog, Sammy. Short for Samantha. All right. All right. You're up, Scooby. Are you ready? What do you want? A one, two, or three-point question? Give me a burger. You got it. Yes, Scooby. Scooby, when we held an election on the Mikey Show, who won Mikey Show presidency? Um, dear. I think that was the Oracle. You are correct. It was rigged. It was not rigged. I got many emails. You got no votes. You got zero votes. I got many emails from people saying they were trying to vote for me. That means Sky got an email. Really? No, there were multiple. All right, P1 Elise, you got some catching up to do here. What do you want, a one, two, or three-pointer? Oh, goodness.
I will go with a two again. A two-pointer. Your two-point question is, who does Mikey's nephew Beto say wears shants and slews? My husband is going to kill me. He's the biggest P1 ever. He's going to make so much fun of me when I get... He should have played. I know. Oh, goodness gracious. Take a guess. His mother. I don't know. No. No, it's Sean, dude. Sean. Sean wears those. Beto loves Sean. Sean loves Beto. Let's go out. Wait, who are you asking out? Check on the phone. She said she had a boyfriend. What's the matter? Afraid of getting pregnant by me? I don't think so, bro. Sorry, lady. I don't wear a condom.
Well, I don't think she asked if you did it. Don't say that, Beto. That's bad. You're not cool by saying that. It's shameful. I don't wear a saddle, bro. Don't say stuff like that. You get STDs that way. Bareback. Hey, bro. Get out of here. You're too young. And you better not say your husband's name, lady. Ew. Hey, where are you hearing stuff like that? I don't know, but that's my nephew, Betta. He's really out of control. Well, that is incorrect. The correct answer to that is Sean. Sean is the one that wears Uncle Sean is the one who wears the shants and the slews. So all you need to hear, Scooby, to win is a two-pointer. All right, then give me a two-pointer. You got it. Your two-point question is, what is the name of the parody Boston Rob released last week? Jemima. That is correct. Yes, I did, Scoob. And Scooby will be in the studio with us on Friday for the first time, Scoob. Very well done, Scooby. Hang on the line, okay? All right. Elise, I'm sorry. I usually would let you come in, but yeah, I had to. Elise got a couple right, and so...
You've got to scrub up on your Mikey Show trivia and give it a try again in a little while. All right. We'll do, Mikey. Thanks. Thanks. I mean, she gave it a shot, but... Yeah, but listen, you've got to have some right, right? You're so mean. Well, no. I thought we were stating fast. Elise, don't read into that, though. Try not to... This is the Mikey Show. Get downloads and podcasts at rock1053.com. Hello? Has this guy ever used an ATM before? Seriously, they aren't that complicated. You know, let's just go to McDonald's. I'm thinking Big Mac sandwiches. Why do you think I'm getting cash, dude? I've always got enough for Mickey Deeds in my pocket. Yeah, right, Big Macs for both of us. Just let me get through this line. Listen to me. Two Big Macs are just $3. What? Yeah, two Big Macs, $3. No, how is that even possible? It's McDonald's. They're the home of everyday value. I'll cover you, and by the time we get back... This guy will be long gone. Now's the time to revisit a delicious classic.
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making something happen when nothing's really happening. The shots are really staged. Showing people walking into a room and then having a conversation. The cameras are already in the room. Everything's already set up. It's a three-shot scene. The scene that I saw that I thought was real set up was his kids are in Los Angeles. They're hanging out. on some steps out on a street corner. They're steps to a place, you know, I don't know, some kind of business. And these two girls happen to be walking by. And they go, hey, one of them goes, hey, baby, what's up? And she goes, I don't know, what's up with you? And he's like, I don't know, so what's going on? And the girls go, well, actually, we're new in town. We're from New York. And I'm like... What kind of conversation ever happens like that? With complete strangers. And he's like, and so the kid goes, well, I don't know. Kind of looks like you guys need a tour guide. And she goes, yeah, maybe we do. So what do you got in mind? Bad porno. Dude, seriously. And he goes, I don't know. I was thinking my place. And she goes, okay, see ya. And they play a sound effect.
I'm like oh yeah I was like oh man this is bad it was bad yeah so I guess for his reality show we talked about this a while back he wanted his kids to learn how to play soccer so he decides he's gonna call up david beckham and asked david beckham to teach his kids how to play soccer so i guess they kind of you know forged a relationship at that point and so snoop was doing an interview and was asked about you know hanging out with david and what he thinks about his wife you know victoria beckham and whatever and so he starts to tell this story that um that in the beginning victoria told david she was not that he was not allowed to hang out with snoop dog and that she feared that snoop dog would be a bad influence on his family i think i agree Yeah, and that... Oh, dude, in this thing, man, Snoop Dogg, in this show, Snoop Dogg's talking to his kid on a cell phone, and he refers to the kid as that S. He says, let me talk to the other one. And the other one gets on the phone, he goes, you tell that S not to go in my room. I'm like, wow. Like, that's the kid. He was talking about his kid. Well, check out this quote from Snoop Dogg.
But now that she's seen my reality show and I think I'm cool with her now that she knows that I'm family oriented and that I have structure and a wife. Yeah. That is one of the weirder. That's weird. Yeah. So it's all good now. All good in the hood. Can you guys watch those broadcasts? prison documentaries on like A&E and all those. Oh, yeah. Awesome. That's all I watched. I can't do it either, Sky. Too intense? Too intense. Nightmares? No, thank you. What are you talking about? Like the... We got these like locked up... Lock up at Wholesome? Lock up. Where it like shows people... Yeah, and each episode is called something different. Like last night there was locked up and it was locked up women of prison. And then after locked up women of prison, it was locked up first timers. Okay. And it's kind of like hot chili for me. Like it gets too spicy. I gotta change it. Really? Dude, the best is the max security ones. That sounds interesting to me. So good. It's killer. It's scary. It's scary to me. It is scary. It creeps me out. You know, it's too much. Another great show. Scared Straight. If you're into that kind of stuff. Scared Straight. The History Channel does a show called Gangland. Oh, dude. Which, yeah, I think I've seen that one too. So intense, yeah. So good. They're real creepy.
Rebecca loves them, but I got a fear of going to jail. Makes me drive slower when I watch those shows. See, it's good for you. It's a public service. Maybe it is. So you know how they give away free stuff at the Golden Globes? They give away free swag. Well, because there was no stars this year, what they did was they had this room where they were going to give people. If you want them, come get them. No A-listers showed up. The only people that showed up to get the free stuff was the D-listers. That's sad. Reality show people. Kathy Griffin. Yeah, they make it all nuts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kathy Griffin. No, I think she's even too high on. Even she would say no to it? No way. That's crazy. Some of the people who attended these, quote, swag suites before the Golden Globes. Rob. Oh, yeah, I would love to. Heartbeat. Tila Tequila. Oh, jeez. Yeah, she was there. What does she do? She had a TV show. Yeah, she has a reality show. Famous Myspacer. Tila Tequila is a famous Myspacer? Yeah, she has more friends than anybody else. Who knows? Really? Yeah. Yeah, I guess somebody has to. She has more friends than anybody else on Myspace. How many do you think it is? More than Tom. Come on.
Yeah, how many is that, do you think? No, I don't know. I don't recall exactly, but that's what she's famous for. Do you know how many friends she has, Ashley? I don't think that it's necessarily that she is the most ever, but that's how she got famous. She got extremely famous just from her MySpace page, and then they did a whole reality show around her, like a shot of love with Tila Tequila, because she's bisexual, and they had this whole thing with her. I think I saw some. I don't believe it. It was crazy. I don't either, Sean. Thank you. Right. You don't believe that she's bisexual? That's the talk, that she's not really bisexual. That was just her angle to be different, to get a reality show, but she's just faking it. That wouldn't surprise me, but the show is insane. How old? Young 20s? Totally crazy. I think Tila Tequila looks like she's maybe late 20s. That's just a stupid name. And then she hosted the New Year's Eve special on MTV, which I also watched. Of course you did. So she showed up to get the freebies. Britney Spears' assistant...
Showed up to get the freebies. Probably for Britney. Yeah, no kidding. And I guess the big name was Lauren Conrad. She showed up. From the hills. From the hills, yeah. Wouldn't it be funny if Britney did show up? That would be. It wouldn't surprise me. That would be great. It wouldn't have surprised me either. In her wedding dress. Right. Let's see. In K-Fed's tux. Tony Collette had a kid. So did. Here's all the people that gave birth. Yeah, this is crazy. Friday, Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera gave birth. Both on the same day. I think they were holding hands at the time. One gave birth to a boy, one gave birth to a girl. Christina had a boy, which she named Max Liron. So everybody was getting busy in April? Yeah.
Yeah, I guess you do the math. And then Nicole Ritchie had a daughter which she named Harlow Winter Kate. Harlow Winter Cape. Kate Madden. Harlow Winter Kate. Winslow Cape. Wait, what is it? Sorry, what? Christina had a boy. Why do people do that kids why the herald yeah why don't you just name my angel steve what about yeah was that unavailable yeah and then like you said tony uh collette from you know the sixth sense little miss sunshine she had a baby on wednesday a baby girl oh hey did you guys hear about all the hip-hop artists that got busted for trafficking steroids what big names talking about mary j blige what 50 cent for the real Who else, Skye? Timbaland. Wyclef Jean. Wyclef Jean. And this person isn't a hip-hop star, but Tyler Perry. Well, I thought 50 Cent was a rap star. Oh, here we go. What about Wyclef Jean? I don't know. You tell me. You're the expert.
Wyclef Jean, I guess. Wyclef Jean. Now, did they know they were, like, knowingly they were trafficking? That's a deal. Like, I don't know. I can't be right. Yeah, they say that the investigation shows that these people may have received or used performance-enhancing drugs. Make them sing better? Yeah. What? Gonna have to take their Grammy back. I heard Mary J. Blige hit, like, 45 home runs last season. So they say that these names show up in the investigation. With an asterisk next to them. Yeah, great. But they themselves are not really the target of the investigation. The target is the doctors, the pharmacists, and the clinics that provided these things. Madea's family reunion didn't really earn all that money. Dude, it's not that funny. It's not as funny as we all thought it was. And now that you know you use steroids. Now all those songs aren't as... Unbelievable. Now all those hip-hop songs by... 50 Cent aren't as tasty. So that's what's in vitamin water, huh? They're not as hoppy. You're something else. That Timbaland. You are something else. Maybe he didn't produce as many albums for his people as we thought he knew it. Hip-hop or rap? I don't know. You tell me. You tell me. You're an expert. Oh, no. So you were wrong. It's okay. Oh, you're right. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. You got nerve, bro. You got nerve. Yeah, you got mad nerve, bro.
What was number one at the movies? The bucket list. Come on. Oh, yes. Of course it was. Making 19.5 mil. That looks good. I want to see that. The bucket list. I think it looks cute. What's wrong with Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman? They're like two of the best actors in the world. That's 70. What do you got against them? Eddie. What are you doing? We'll rewrite that song. We'll rewrite that song. We'll get a load of meat here. This town needs an animal. Johnny. Just the most beautiful girl in the world. How do you propose doing that? Volume. Departed. Departed. But cute. And not too old to keep making movies. That's right. Give me the bat. Cut 71. Everybody considers the unknown. Interior private conversations that we have with ourselves. We haven't really seen the film before. Wendy, let me explain something. Whenever you see me in here, you hear me typing. Gosh darn.
That voice. Goodness gracious. So creepy. Let's hear Morgan Freeman. Cut 72. I don't have any sense of my own mortality. I reject any thoughts of my own mortality. I have to make water. What's to think about that? I like the premise of the movie. It ain't about that. It's about living. When he said he had to pee, he said he had to make water. I have to make water. I have to make water. What else? Is that it? Is that number one? Yeah, that was the number one movie. Number two was First Sunday. And number three was Juno. I still want to see that. Oh, I do too. Me too. What happened to In the Name of the King? Huh? What's that? You are so overtaken. I want to see that movie. No, you do not. Yes, I do. No, you do not. It's got my favorite action hero guy in it. He looks terrible in it. I know, but I like him. What is it? Jason Statham.
He was in The Transporter. The Transporter 2. He was in War. Crank. Oh, he was in Crank, which is awesome. He's like, you know, it's like a Medieval Times type of movie. Medieval Times. Looks so bad. Where he's like doing Kung Fu. Yeah, but with the sword, bro. In Medieval Times. In Medieval Times. Hey, LT, tell me about how you guys had to overcome the loss of some players to win this game against the Colts. Cut 45. That's what a team is about. In this league, it's hard to not only play a regular season, but go into the playoffs and not have anybody get hurt. And you've got to have guys to step up. And today, Michael Turner, Darren Sproles, Billy Volley, all them guys stepped up in our backfield, and that's what we needed. And that's the true measure of a team. Guys kept believing and got it done. How about Eli Manning and the Giants? They beat Dallas in Dallas. Shocker. 21-17. Eli looks like he's like 15 years old. Cut 46. This is a great field. I'm better than my brother. He in a commercial. We're finding ways to win and we're going to keep this up. I'm glad we didn't get him. He's terrible. Whatever. Garbage.
He's garbage. Total garbage. Hey, Tom Brady. The prince of the NFL. Roll out the red carpet for his gayness. You're so great. You're the greatest of all time. You take supermodels. You leave your pregnant girlfriend. You do. You rap for you. Set a completion record. Right. That's pretty sweet. How do you do it? About 43. We're very fortunate this year. How are you? Like I said, we're 17-0. It's great, but it all comes down to this week. We've got to really play our best game. I hope I'm in the same life for another week. That would be a great thing. True. So bitter, you guys. Who's bitter? Why would we be bitter? We're in the championship. Just like you, buddy. Calm down. I'm just saying. Hey, just calm down. Hey, look at this one. This next clip is Brett Favre. Oh, hello. Handsome Brett Favre. Straighten up here. Brett, you won the game 42-20 over the Seattle Seahawks on Saturday. How were you in that snowstorm? Cut 42. Yeah, that was awesome.
I've been hoping for that for 17 years. I watch the weather all day. I mean, it's a shame. I'm more concerned about the weather. I'm like, just give us one of those big snow games. Ate a pumpkin raw last night. We're not going to get much. We're not going to get much. I wanted to play where you couldn't see the field. He just hiked the ball right there. You know, it just kept getting worse and worse. It's amazing. I've played a good time. And that's the first time it snowed like that. Mike, you're upsetting your friend. Yeah, upsetting him. He's a handsome man. Well, you're talking about eating pumpkins and farting footballs, and your friend doesn't like that. That's the strong guy that would be able to eat a pumpkin hole and fart a football. Very unbecoming. All right, guys. I think we got to everything. I'm not kidding you. I think we got to everything. 570-1053 is the phone number, and then we got to split, and we'll come back and do it tomorrow morning. Same way, same time, and the same how. Huh? Well said. Thank you. I don't think I'm forgetting anything. Yeah, 570-1053. At the beginning and end of every show, we do an open phone segment so you can call about anything you want. It's entirely up to you. You get to decide. You could ask a question, make a comment, or do whatever. It's totally your call. Man, I want to see there will be blood. What is that, Skye? What do you got? Just hanging out. Skye's holding out pictures of cats. Mikey Show. Is that weird? Mikey Show, hello.
I'll show you too, Sean. No. So you don't feel left out. I'm signing off. Mikey Show. No. I'll scan it to you and email it to you. No. Mikey Show. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey, this is P1 Easy Money. Dude, you guys need to stop hating on Tom Brady, bro. Okay. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. Hi, my name's Tamara, and I have a kid named that my friend just had a baby. She named him Aslan. Aslan? Yeah, like the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Aslan Harley-Quaid. Wow. Like, Aslan, you have a cold right now. Do you have a little bit of a cold going on? Right. Yes, there is. Yes, there is. Well, I like the name Aslan. It's very cute. How dare you point that out? It's very cute. How dare I point that out? You were just putting your fingers on your nose, guy. Like, what is this, lady? I'll stop, stop, or what's going on? Missy's coming up next.
Today on the Nooner, she's got double shots. You're something else today, man. You are really something else. Today on the Nooner, double shots with Missy. And we'll see you here tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show's out. Love your mouth.