The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 01/16/08
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
strip club incidentP1 Text ArmyMacBook AirNew England trip contestCheater's Hoteldaily routines comparisonDiane Keaton F bombBritney Spears nakedtooth fairy debatePac Man JonesMitt RomneyApple TV price drop
Host Mikey opened the show by discussing Pac-Man Jones' alleged strip-club assault and later unveiled Apple's MacBook Air. He then announced a major New England trip contest that would send a P1 listener and a guest to the Chargers-Patriots AFC Championship game after a clam-chowder vat challenge. The program featured a Cheater's Hotel confrontation where Darlene accused Gary of cheating, compared Ashley's past and present daily routines, aired Diane Keaton's infamous F-bomb, and revisited Britney Spears' public naked appearances.
What happened, in order
Pac-Man Jones strip club allegation
The hosts discuss Pac-Man Jones being accused of punching a stripper at a strip club and warn listeners to stay away from such venues.
P1 Text Army invitation
Mikey invites listeners to join the P1 Text Army by texting 'Mikey' to 35253 to receive early news about a big announcement.
MacBook Air unveiling
Mikey describes Apple's new ultra-thin MacBook Air, its lack of an optical drive, wireless syncing, and its $1,800 price.
New England trip announcement
The show reveals a contest to send a guy and a girl to New England for the Chargers-Patriots AFC Championship game, including airfare, hotel, and a clam-chowder vat challenge.
Cheater's Hotel explained
Mikey outlines the Cheater's Hotel segment where a suspicious partner can call in, the accused is offered a free hotel night and asked to name who should appear on a gift basket.
Daily routines evolution
Ashley contrasts her former routine of smoking, napping, and TV with her current sober schedule of puppy care, yoga, and early bedtime.
Diane Keaton's on-air F-bomb
A clip plays of Diane Keaton dropping an F-bomb on Good Morning America, prompting the hosts to react to the unexpected profanity.
Britney Spears naked in Sherman Oaks
The hosts recount how Britney Spears emerged nude from a dressing room at a Betsy Johnson store, covering herself only after grabbing her paparazzi boyfriend's hand.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkySeanAshleyBoston RobZethShaunaJakeRebeccaPac-Man JonesMitt RomneyHuckabeeMcCain
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Hello everybody, it's 6-0-2. Matthew McConaughey announced on his website yesterday that his girlfriend is pregnant with his baby. This is not a repeat. Pac-Man Jones is accused of punching a stripper at a strip club. It's a news story, bro. It's a news story. Joe? Yeah. When? Apparently a little while ago that a woman, you know, said that she was punched in the eye by Pac-Man at a strip club in Atlanta. Uh-huh. And, uh... Like a while ago? Not that far. Like last week. Oh, my. Let me look exactly like that. Oh, Pac-Man. Dude, what's up, bro? That's a kid in trouble, man. That kid is messed up. Stay out of strip clubs. Yeah, stay out of strip clubs. Like something's up with that. Like if you've been in trouble so many times and you know that he's going to say, not my fault. Didn't do it. Yeah, I mean, even if he didn't do it, what are you doing in a strip club? Period.
Like, they're going to do stuff, say you did stuff. Right. No matter what, they're going to say you did stuff. Don't go. That's a bad place for you. He's been in trouble. Pac-Man Jones has been in trouble now. That's the third strip club incident? At least. Yeah, they said it happened January 3rd. Come on, fella. Never, ever, ever go to a strip club. Thank you. Pac-Man Jones. Yeah, just don't do it. All right, well, welcome to the show. Our phone lines are open, 570-1053, and you can call us about anything you want at the beginning and end of every show. Now, if you're new listening to the show, I want to introduce everybody to you, and then I've got to tell you something really big. So, my name is Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 37 years old, and I have a wife who's younger than me. She is 32 now, and I believe she's 32. She's not 31. Is she 31 or 32?
December 3rd, 1975. What does that make her, Skye? Two years older than me. 32. I don't want to give her an extra year. You never want to give an extra year. No. But she looks like she's 21. Robin the Cradle. Very young girl. She's blonde. I love her. My son's name is Jake, and he is 16 months old. I was talking to Shauna last night on the phone, and I was sitting on the couch. Jake crawls on the couch. Right? Couch is shaped like an L. Your back goes on the back of the L. Jake is facing the back of the couch. So you got a visual here? Mm-hmm. Same thing he did that time on the bed. Falls backwards. Oh, no. This time I dropped the phone. And, you know, God must have intervened because I grabbed the back of his neck and head with my right hand.
just as it was hitting the ground. Wow. So it like scared him, but he didn't have an impact. Right. There wasn't an impact. Oh, man. Because I like, you know, boom, like kind of, you know, cradled it like a little cloud. And so he cried for like 10 seconds. It was right after I talked to you, Eddie. It was right after I talked to you. And Shauna goes, that must not have been that bad because he didn't cry that much. And I go, yeah, it wasn't that bad. So that was really good. That falling back stuff, it makes me crazy, man. It's so scary. It is. It's so scary when your kid falls like that. And my wife said what we did was we used to have a coffee table in our living room and an ottoman. You guys know, right? We took the ottoman out because dude was climbing up on the ottoman and then climbing onto the coffee table. And if we were moving around that area,
We would turn around and he'd be up on the coffee table sitting there playing with stuff. And we were like, okay. So we got rid of the ottoman and he can't climb now. And she moved the coffee table out. And her purpose was, he now gets up on the couch and just sits there by himself and watches TV. But her purpose is, she says, he has to fall down. He has to fall down and figure it out. And he kind of has figured it out. I think the only reason that he did yesterday's thing is because I was sitting there and he was kind of like wrapped up in the fact that I'm sitting there. But when he's on his own, he's fine when he's doing his own thing. So check this out. Here's what we're going to do. Just after 7 o'clock this morning, we have a huge announcement. I mean huge announcement. I mean gigantic. We've been working. That's why I was talking to Eddie. It's why I was talking to Shauna. And it was like this. This is a huge announcement. Now, here's what we're going to do for you people that are in the P1 text army. P1s are our favorite listeners. For those of you that are in the P1 text army, I am going to give you this news first. In fact, Seth, go ahead and send it out right now. Wow.
Privilege. Send it out to all P1 Text Army members right now. If you're in the P1 Text Army, we're going to send you what is happening just after 7 o'clock this morning. I'm going to tell you now. But for everybody else that is not in the P1 Text Army, you are not going to find out until just after 7. If you want to be in the P1 Text Army, you can do this now. Wait, did you already send it? No, it goes out in two minutes. Okay. Oh, hurry. Okay, can we get something in there before or no? Yeah. If you haven't joined the P1 Text Army, join it right now and you can get this. If you want to join the P1 Text Army, text the word Mikey to 35253. 35253. 35253. That's it. Just text the word Mikey to that number, 35253, and you're in the P1 Text Army. And we'll send you what we're going to announce after 7 right now. Nice. For everybody else you find out just after 7 o'clock, we'll tell you. It's huge.
Okay, big announcement. So that's coming up. Eddie is our producer. He is our sports guy. He is 34 years of age, and he knows more about sports than anybody I know, probably more than anybody you know. He loves sports. There's not very many sports he doesn't really like. And there's some stuff you don't like, but for the most part, you enjoy sports. Yeah, for the most part. And your favorite is football for sure, right? Yes. Baseball. His favorite team is the A's because he grew up in the Bay Area. Yeah, I mean, living here and following the Padres, Padres are my National League team, but the A's, I grew up watching the Bash Brothers steroid out and all that stuff. Great, great years. 570-1053 is the number you want to call us. Eddie had an interesting experience yesterday. I was talking to him yesterday, and he had just got back from the gym. Oh, my God. And Eddie does this interesting thing when he's working out. What is it? I didn't notice it until yesterday, but I have been doing this when I was working out before and now that I'm working out again. If I'm on a cardio machine, whether it be the bike or elliptical or treadmill or whatever, and a girl is working out next to me, I will refuse to get off my machine until she gets off hers first.
Because I'm a weird competitor. So, wait a minute. Now, hang on. Now, does that mean that you will tire yourself out? Like, what if she stays on there for an hour? I won't get off. Really? Yeah, which is idiotic. But, like, I don't want her to think she's better than me. Wait, that's your motivation? Yeah. It's not a challenge to yourself. You don't want her to think that she's better than me. Like, oh, really? Look at the dumpy guy getting off before me. And I'm like, I will never let that happen. How do you not give up to your... body to your flesh that wants you off it's weird it's a competitive thing like i won't do it i won't get off okay question so when you're walking in then to work out at stuff do you try to avoid machines next to women because you know that this will mean it could be a long day sometimes like yesterday there was only one machine open it was i did the elliptical yesterday and it was a guy and a girl in between
And so I just said, well, I mean, I got to do it. So I got on and I will look, you know, you can look over and look at the monitor and see how long they've been on. And I saw that she had been on for like 10 minutes already. So I'm thinking like, she's not going to go that much longer. Well, she went on for another, I'd say about 20 minutes. So I had to do it for 20 minutes. As soon as she got off, I got off. Wow. It's not easy. It's not easy. I don't think it is either. I got to stop doing that, though, because I'm dead today. Oh, dude. Wow, what a motivator, though. Like, you are getting a workout, bro. For sure. For sure. But it's stupid. I know it's stupid. 5701053 is our phone number. Skye is our news girl. She's 30 years of age. Went to lunch yesterday with her husband and overheard the people at the table next to her talking about the Mikey show. Whoa. Now, your husband says, The only reason they were is because they know that you're sitting here. Yeah, because we've had times before. But I'm constantly recognized. I can't go anywhere. Well, I disagreed with him for the record. Everywhere I go. I thought they were just chatting about the show. I mean, it's like Jennifer Aniston walks into Nobu. And all of a sudden, people start talking about the breakup. Like, hello. That was my husband's opinion. Hello. I didn't think that was it. Of course.
You say, oh, really? You're going to start talking about friends now, too? Are you? Is that it? You're wondering about Rachel. You want to know about Rachel, is that it? All right. So what were they talking about? It was two women, and one was telling the other one your tattoo story from yesterday about how your Matthew tattoo actually says Matthew because it's missing a T. And so she was telling the story about the misspelled tattoos. Because, you know, I wasn't paying attention to them, but as soon as I heard somebody say Matthew... I was like, wait a second. And then, you know, so my husband believed. Wait a second. They must know me. Hey, what's up? No, my husband believed they were trying to get my attention. And I disagreed. I thought they were just chatting about the show. So I listened to this conversation long enough. Finally, I just said, yes, it's me. Hello. Hand me a Shopee and let's do this.
Get on with it. If you want an autograph, just say so. Get my sign on. Yes, my husband will take the picture. Gotta get my John Hancock on. Whatever. Gotta get my sign on. Whatever. Dumb. Sean is our sound effects guy. He is 37 years old. That's right. He's very tall. Let's see. Ashley is 24. How tall are you, Ash? 5'7 1⁄2". That's right. A little bit taller than Rob. Yeah. Yeah. Tiny bit. And she's got blonde hair. She's a real special gal. And she is now a dog owner. What about that? Loves that dog. She loves that dog. It's her everything. It's her everything. Oh, my gosh. A little girl dog. Every morning I wake up and we're spooning. Mm-hmm.
And then we spend ten minutes just cuddling while I wake up. That's so cute. Creepy. Really creepy. Let's see. Boston Rob, he is our phone screener. He is Zeth's friend. And he is an occasional parody songwriter. Wow. Big title. It's a big title. He's written a new parody song about passing gas. Love it already. And? And so we'll play that in just a little bit. Sounds creative. 5701053. Big announcement after 7 o'clock. P1 Text Army, you already know. We've already texted you and let you know. Is that right, Zeth? Has it already gone out? Yep. Zeth is our newest member of the show. He makes it seven. And seven people on the Mikey Show. And Zeth is only 22 years of age. He has a fear of intimacy, and he's a real sweet guy. So you'll like him a lot, if you hear him. He doesn't talk that often. Never heard of him. Well, it's fine, but he's a nice guy. 5701053 is the number. Let's talk to some folks. P1 Italian Stallion is on the line. What's going on, Mikey? What's up, dude? Hey, I know why B-Rob won't make a bet, because Belichick is not going to be breaking out the spy equipment this game. Yeah, there you go. Austin Rob will not.
bet on the Patriot Charger game this weekend. He's scared. Well, he doesn't support his team. That's true. He's trying to pretend like he's screening phone calls right now so that he doesn't have to deal with it. He does it all the time, but he knows he's afraid to make a bet because he doesn't believe in his team. I'm not going to bet on it. And it has nothing to do with believing in my team. And you guys trying to force me to bet on his bad karma on you guys. Okay. Whatever, live with that. That's fine. Bad karma on you for not supporting your team. That's true. You got bad karma on you. It's all over you. All over your face. It's going to be your fault if they lose. Oh, my gosh. Towel it off. Mop it off. Eddie, that makes him so mad. It's going to be his fault. P1 James is on the line. James, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. What's up, dude? What's up, Mikey? How you doing? Good. Yeah, my wife has that same mentality about pulling the stuff out of the living room so my son can fall down and learn what it feels like. She did that ever since he was like one. He's two now and he falls down all the time now. Yeah, well, it's not, I mean, I hope I didn't make it sound like she's like, he needs to learn what that feels like. You know, what she does is, what she does is she says he's got to make these mistakes. We can't constantly go around making sure he doesn't fall, making sure he doesn't this and that.
He's kind of got to make some of those mistakes so that he knows, oh, I can't do this, you know. No, we're not going to put him up on a building and go, well, you better figure out what gravity is. We're not going to do that. Right. I just wanted to call in because I'm getting ready to leave in two weeks for a seven-month deployment. Love you guys' show. I'm going to miss it. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you very much. Rob is getting a call up right now that says that it's bad to bet on your team. Of course. That is our phone screener making sure the right calls get through. Of course. P1 Polished Rifle is on the line. Hey, what's up, man? Hey, what's up, guys? So you think it's a bad idea to bet on your team, huh? Yeah, I mean, you know, you don't want to jinx him. I mean, if he doesn't feel comfortable doing it, I don't think he should do it, you know? I think it's a great thing to do because you bet on him and, you know, someone might get hurt. He actually didn't have a problem with betting on his team when week two. Right. And they won. And they won. And they won. What about that polished rifle? What about that polished rifle? Week two, what do we have riding on it? Yeah, exactly. What do you mean? If we beat the Chargers, oh, wow. You guys come in for a while. You have the game riding on it? Hang on. It wasn't the season. The game doesn't matter. It wasn't the end of our season after week two. Hang on, guys. You don't understand that? Shut up. Shut up. You guys remember how upset you guys were last year? Do you remember that? Yes. Do you remember? I do. Thanks for the call.
All right, thanks. Well, there you go. Hopefully that works out for you, Rob. Hey, listen, you made a bet in week two. It worked for you. It worked. They won. It wasn't the season on the line. I think Eddie's got a point. Sorry. He made no point. I didn't make a point? No, he made a great point. You're just afraid of the point, bro. You're afraid of the point. My cats are at it again. They are urinating in my office again. Oh, no. Get rid of them. Oh, I was so upset. I was so upset. That's a terrible, awful smell. That ammonia, that ammonia smell is just a terrible, terrible thing. And I was thinking about it the other day, and I was thinking, what are we going to do? What are we going to do? We don't have the dough right now to do what we want to do, which is to partition off part of the garage and make it their toilet so they could have a bathroom, get them out of the house.
We can't do that right now. So I'm like, what are we going to do until then? I don't know what we're going to do. And you can tell Rebecca's upset about it too, but we don't know what to do. And I'm telling you, I said, okay, I know we can't get rid of them, but don't you think they need a vacation? Why don't we send them somewhere on a vacation? Where would you send them? I don't know. We'll send them to their grandma's house, her mother. Maybe they get to go on vacation. The dump. Yeah, winter camp. Or the dump, you know. They would love it out there. All the things to play with and all that stuff. And then in a few months, they come back. Maybe. Yeah, we'll say, how did you guys like that? Was it fun? That must have been a good time. Yeah, that's tough. Sean does this thing with his cats that drives his wife nuts. Right, Sean? Dude, she got so mad at me last night. And I don't get it. Because all I'm doing is just joking around, you know.
when i talk to the cats i talk to them like in a real nice tone so they're not like traumatized by what i'm saying but i use words that aren't necessarily you know conducive with that tone like i'll go hey little loser how are you you know daddy hates your guts right I love that you are so stupid. You're my dumb little cat. I am a human. You are a cat. Cats are inferior. Now, why does that bother her? They don't speak English. Yeah. Yeah. They don't know. Everything you're saying is true. What she says is... What? No saying. What did she say? Everything that you're saying is true. That's not nice. Yeah, it is kind of true. Uh-huh. So why does she get upset? She says that even though my tone is nice, that they still have like a, they pick up on vibes. Oh, please. I know, I know. And the vibes that I'm putting out are like negative bad vibes. And she's afraid it's going to give them a complex. Sky, do they pick up on negative vibes?
Well, I definitely think they can pick up on negative vibes, but I don't think what Sean is doing is putting out negative vibes. I think your tone and his body language is putting out positive vibes, and they don't understand the specific words. Are they going to commit catacide? Yeah. So I'm cool with it. I think it's all right. Yeah. They don't really know what's up. Then I will continue to do it. No. Respect your wife. Makes me laugh. I like it. Come on. Matthew McConaway knocked up his girlfriend. Wow. What is he thinking? And so what now? Are they going to get married or is he just going to like have the baby with her? Yeah. He's, you know, he put a little posting on his website yesterday saying that, you know, they're really excited. And the quote is, we are stoked and wowed by the miracle of creation. Miracle of creation. Wow. So I know for a while they were like living together in some like trailer or something. Why? On the beach. You know, he's very non-materialistic. Is that what you were going to say? No, no. He's just not into material things and excess. He's not into excess. I heard he doesn't wear deodorant, for real. I heard he doesn't wear deodorant. I definitely heard that. I heard that, too. Yeah, so he just wanted to surf and be, you know, there. But then it was weird because a couple months ago, they got rid of the trailer and moved into a small house.
And so that's probably, you know, now looking at the timeline because she's three months pregnant when they found out. So they're living together in a house, but there's definitely no talk about marriage at this point. He sure does. He really does. The guy's got washboard abs. He works on it a long time. Too bad they stink. They do. Smelly. So last night, Mitt Romney won Michigan. And now it's a real... horse race. Now a different person's won every single one of those things, man. Huckabee won Iowa. McCain won New Hampshire. And now this guy's won Michigan. His dad was the governor of that state. So this was him last night. Cut 68. Tonight marks the beginning of a comeback. A comeback for America. You know, it's really weird, man. It's really weird. Eddie, did you hear about McCain telling some of those auto workers that those jobs may not come back? No. Dude, I really appreciated that. Like, I thought that took rocks, and I thought, and I think that that guy knows what he's talking about. I think he's done some investigation, and I, you know, and I think it was real, it was kind of tough to say, but he was being, like, and I took it for what I think he intended it for. I'm not going to BS you. I'm going to tell you the truth, and I'm going to tell you what I can do as your president. Tough love it is. Tough love. Romney immediately goes,
Well, that's not true, and I'll bring him back. And you know what's going to happen. He won't. Of course not. He's just blowing smoke. He's blowing smoke, and he's taking an opportunity, and that is what I've seen Romney doing a lot. Because McCain was very positive. Like, I mean, he said, yeah, this sucks. The auto jobs are leaving, but we will make other opportunities and we'll get you training and there'll be other opportunities for you. So don't be scared. And I agree. I totally appreciated him saying that. I thought it was cool. Like, I thought it was really cool. And very un-politician-like. Yeah. Yeah. And then Romney comes in real politician-like and goes, well, I will. That is not true. Okay, bro. Right. Whatever. Why do you lie, liar? That's all I want to know. Just after 7 o'clock, huge announcement. P1 Text Army people have already gotten the announcement, but everybody else you can find out just after 7 o'clock. I'm telling you, call your friends, tell them to listen. Just after 7, it's cool news. Really cool. Apple unveiled some stuff yesterday. And actually, let's hang on to that. I'll tell you about that in just a bit.
But Apple unveiled some new stuff, and I went to the website, and I checked it out, and I watched their little videos that they put on there. And I'll fill you in a little bit. Idol was back last night. American Idol came back to TV last night. And I only saw the first little bit of it. And I had to get to sleep, so I didn't get to see a lot of it. Eddie, what did you think? You know, I had a really hard time watching Idol last night. Really? Yeah. Now, you know, Ashley's gone through the process, and I'm sure we'll talk about that next week, and knowing the process now a little bit like we do, it makes me really sketched out about what these people do and how they, like, basically build, you know, some of these people's dreams and hopes up just to humiliate them on TV.
And it makes me feel really bad. I can't really laugh at them anymore. I feel really bad for them. And they seem like really nice people. And it's not like they're jerks. And you want to dislike them. And I felt really bad for a lot of people last night. They seem to get people with mental problems and put them on there. I thought they were doing that last season and they learned their lesson. It's not necessarily special ed. But they have mental issues. And like emotional issues. Oh, dude. Yeah. And it's just weird. And I know they want us to laugh at these people. Right. And I don't find it funny. Yeah, because remember we talked about that last season when we were going through the audition thing. And we were saying the same thing of like, oh, man, that's messed up. And I think that was kind of a sentiment with people. I would have thought they would have learned their lesson. It seems like it's more mean-spirited this year. Yeah. You know? And I just don't like it. To me, this whole process could be so... It was two hours last night. I'm like, this could be so much quicker. And I'm fine with just seeing good auditions. I'm okay with that. Now, I'm telling you... With an occasional bad one. I prefer it. If you don't watch American Idol, I'm telling you, the reason that it's really cool is because some of the people sing real good and they become the biggest stars in the music industry today.
So everybody likes music. Everybody can appreciate music. Every one of you listening right now can appreciate music. So if you're listening, you go, well, I don't watch that show. Okay, but you do listen to music. You're probably going to hear these people. You know, regardless of the process, you're probably going to hear them. It's actually pretty fun to watch. One dude came up last night, and he sang this Maroon 5 song. And I was like, wow, he's got a really nice voice. The tone in his... Now, this guy doesn't necessarily look like an American Idol. Change them up, though. Yeah, they'd fix them up. They'd put lipstick on the pig. If they can make Elliot Yamin look halfway short. Thank you. They'd change that guy's teeth right around. Cut three. Joey, you've lost 205 pounds? Yeah, 204. Whoa, way to go. Good for you. Yeah, it's been a wonderful ride. What are you going to sing for us? I'm going to do Maroon 5 Sunday morning. Really? Thank you. Well, you know what's great about that? Simon Cowell, genuinely, like he was, I don't believe he was putting it on, genuinely bored. Just, I love to look at Simon when people, even good people are singing.
And he's just bored. And it made me laugh out loud. And I go, look at Simon. He was just so bored. Even when somebody's good. Which is what makes him funny to me. I don't like the mean stuff. I don't like the mean stuff. But it made me laugh when he was just kind of staring at the guy. That blank look on his face. They tried to make him a little nicer. I thought I felt a couple times last night. Like there was this one gal who auditioned. I mean, talk about a horrendous thing to do to the person. She was bad, but she's probably one of the sweetest girls ever. Brought her really sick mother to the audition. She's on oxygen and all this stuff. In a wheelchair. They brought her to the audition because they thought she had a chance. And when she didn't make it, she started really crying. And they all got up and hugged her. And then they walked her out. And Simon was like... the leader of the brigade. Oh, really? Walking her out, and I'm like, oh, they're trying to make Simon nice. Yeah. They're doing something very specific. P1 Sporty is on the line, Eddie, and wants to talk to you about being at the gym. Okay. Go ahead, Sporty. Hi. I was just, I heard Eddie saying that he won't get off the treadmill or elliptical or anything until a woman gets off, and I was very laughing because I'm the exact same way with a man.
We'd be there for three days. Hey, Sporty, seriously, in all seriousness, what would happen if you got on next to Eddie? Because Eddie was saying that he... Battle of Wills. Yeah, Eddie says, if I get on next to a girl, I will not get off the treadmill until she gets off. And I don't... No, seriously. Because, like, I try to go faster or just as fast as the other guys. Oh, my. That's crazy. Wow. Well, you guys would be there a while. Yeah, we would. It would be like one of those survivor endurance talents. It would be, man. Hey, Sporty, thanks for the call. Thank you. Appreciate it. About 30 minutes now. About 30 minutes, we're going to tell you. We're going to give you a very, very big announcement. P1's on the P1 Text Army. You have already found out. If you're not in that P1 Text Army, you should be. Text the word Mikey to 35253. Get in on it now. Just after 7, we'll give you the announcement. We're going to play Lyrical Gangsta. This hour. Yeah. So if you know lyrics to songs, call us. 570-1053 in just a little bit. We'll play Lyrical Gangsta. And don't call now. I shouldn't have said that. We'll do it in a little bit. What else we got? Something called Cheater's Hotel. Have you heard of that? Whoa. Hold up. This is if somebody that you know, if you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend or a husband or a wife that you think is cheating, we do something called Cheater's Hotel. And the philosophy is better you know now than later.
Sean TV is back today. That's the theme. I can't wait. We've got a really good one today for you, Mike. In fact, it's especially for you. Oh, no. That's not a good one. No, seriously. It's good. Okay. Great. You know what we're going to do today? We're going to go over our daily routines. We haven't done this in years. Right, Eddie? Years? It's probably been at least a couple years. Yeah. Where we go over what we do from the moment we get up to the moment we go to sleep. It's been about exactly two years. And it's weird. It's weird when you find out what we do in the course of our day. It's weird. And also, we start something new today on MikeyShow.com. It starts today. And Boston Rob's new parody song about passing gas. Okay, well... In fact, why don't we take a break, and when we come back, Boston Rob's new parody song about passing gas. We'll do it next. When you're doing nothing, people try and find little things for you to do. They think you have a lot of time. To me, the most annoying little job that people give to each other to do is, would you please say hello for me?
Oh, are you going to go see Carl? Is Pam going to be there? Oh, say hello for me. Give them my best. Send them my regards. Send them my love. How about no? I'll say hello for me. And if you should ever summon the strength to get off your ass and contact somebody, that'll be your opportunity to say hello for you. Give them my best. Is this really your best? Sending your friends off on foot? With these meaningless hello messages like it's ancient Greece. Hello from Dave. Oh, you don't even know what stupid is. The Mikey Show is on. It's about to get posted.
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Oh, you're looking at a couple of tough spots on our freeways here this morning. Right now, South 15, pretty heavy out of Escondido. Actually, it starts just past Deer Springs, and that continues past an earlier accident, now Claret Valley Parkway. Once you get past Via Rancho Parkway, though, you're looking pretty good. You'll find a minor delay then to right around Carmel Mountain Ranch, but then you're on your way. The coaster rides up on 5, not too bad. Just a bit of a delay through Encinitas, down towards Solana Beach, off and on. East County's looking pretty good. West 52, slowing a little bit up the hill out of Santee. Your West 8 ride out of the East County, you're going to find a great-looking ride here all the way into Mission Valley. West 94, also just a minor slowdown in the downtown. Things are getting a little bit tougher, though, on both the 5 and the 805 northbound out of Chula Vista up to National City. The 805 continues to slow again out of Kearney Mesa over the 52. And you're dealing with some patchy fog in some areas. It's kind of thick in some spots as well, so be careful with that. I'm McLaurin's on Rock 105.3. It's Mikey. A little visit with lights out, Sean Merriman. Sean, how cool was it coming home to see 8,000 Charger fans show up at Charger Park to cheer you guys on? I thought it was more than that. You know, we came in and they said, well, we probably have to go a different direction to get into the Chargers Park. And I said, for what? I have 10,000 people waiting when we get back. I said, oh, damn, that's crazy. Mikey's show continues. Rock. It is 642. Republican millionaire businessman Steve Francis formally announced that he will be running for mayor of San Diego.
Baseball bigwigs testified in front of Congress about steroids yesterday except responsibility. If you're just tuning in right now, a couple things. Eddie told us earlier that Pac-Man Jones has been accused of punching a stripper at a strip club. More trouble for Pac-Man Jones at strip clubs. Also, just after 7 o'clock this morning, we are making a huge announcement. P1 Text Army people have already found out what that is. And I just want to remind people, I want to remind you that our Best Of CD is called Furry Up. Eddie, why do we call it that? Why Furry Up? Well, because Sean's a, he's one of them furries. He's a furry. Sean's a furry. That's not true. He loves it. Not anymore. He does it in secret. There you go. So anyway, the Best Of CD goes off sale on Friday. So now you have two days to get it. It's $10 and the proceeds go to the Leukemia Lymphoma Society.
If I were you, I would get it right away. It's not going to be around for much longer. And we don't want to hear any emails or calls afterwards. Please, I forgot I didn't get it. Can you give me one? No, we told you. We told you. You got to get it. You got to go get it right now. It's really good. Yeah. Too bad. Boston Rob is 25 years old. He's engaged to be married. He has a dirt bag on his neck at this moment is the word Boston tattooed in ink. On his neck. I mean, this guy's a dirtbag. Yeah. He's a good friend of ours. He's a really good friend of ours. Not this week. Yeah, that's right. Because he's a New England Patriot fan. Punk. That's right. And this guy, he's got a couple of major jobs. Three major jobs on the Mikey Show. He screens phone calls. He's Zeth's friend. And he also writes parody songs. And he's written a new song about passing gas. And we hope that you enjoy it. I was walking around Passing gas Silent blast And one was loud Spiders fled Now I am red When I should be proud Cause I made you From Chinese food Should check my number two Hold that two She seems so wrong But it's not Cause it's hard to Listen ladies Listen
Many of you ladies don't understand. It tickles us. Men think that that's funny. Are you kidding me? If you're a lady of any age, I understand. If you're a woman of any age, that's just not that funny. But if you're a guy of any age, I say a 75-year-old man thinks that's funny. Absolutely. No doubt about it. Wow. Brand new song from Boston Rob. And that's not it. I mean, between now and Friday, we've got another Boston Rob parody. Whoa. He's been very prolific, Boston Rob. How do you like that? Rob has been very prolific. Just like Mark Robert. That's right. That's right. So there you go. That's Boston Rob's new song. Mikey Show. Mikey Show, hello. Yeah, you guys play a little song from a clip from a Quentin Tarantino movie? We do? Yeah. The one from the Kill Bill soundtrack. We play a clip or we play a song?
It's a song. Oh, a song. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, we do. We usually end the show by playing that song. Is it this one? It's not that? No, it's a chick. It's kind of like an old-fashioned style. Oh, that's the one from... Oh, yeah, that's not from... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you're talking about. That is from the movie Death Proof. I think. Let me play it for you, and you tell me if that's what you're talking about, okay? Is it this one right here? Hang on a minute. Here we go. Yeah, yeah. That song is called Chick Habit, and I don't know who sings it. I don't remember the name of the artist. It's the Crazy 88s. It is not the Crazy 88s. But you can find it on iTunes. That's where I found it. The entire soundtrack to Death Proof is on iTunes, and the song is called Chick Habit. Chick Habit? You got it. Thanks. Thank you, brother.
Hey, listen, it's no fart song, but... What is. But really, really what is. Is there a title to that song? Yeah. What is it, Rob? Fighting. Is that really what it's called? Yeah. Very creative. Very. Just after 7 o'clock this morning, we're going to be making a big announcement. So don't go anywhere. A very big announcement's coming up. So Steve Jobs is the guy that runs the company Apple. And yesterday he revealed something new called the MacBook. It's a very thin MacBook Air. It's a very thin laptop. Very lightweight. I want one so bad. I looked at it yesterday. Dude, it's cool. The only thing that's really weird about it, it doesn't have a slot to put like a disc. Yeah, no DVDs, no CDs. Yeah, so when you get new software, you don't put it in there into the computer and load it on there. What you do is it's built for wireless. So you stick it on any other computer that you can get a hold of, and it will see it, and it'll copy it from that computer onto your laptop, thus keeping the little laptop lightweight and that kind of deal.
Yeah, it's going for $1,800, and it goes on sale in two weeks. But, of course, Apple is taking pre-orders right now. And, you know, if you really want that external drive, you can buy one that you, like, hook up to it for $99 or whatever. But I didn't see the video, but I guess when Steve Jobs debuted it, he pulled it out of a manila envelope. It's so small that it fits in a manila envelope. They say at the, like, largest part of it. It's three quarters of an inch, the biggest part. Three quarters of an inch. It's super small, and it's super beautiful. The screen looks gorgeous. A 13.3-inch screen, a five-hour battery. Real powerful, too. The memory is like two gigs or something. Wow, dude. And it's that new dual-core processing, which is supposed to be good. Shawnee, that's good, right? It's very good, yes. And so Zeth wants to know if he should get in line now. But anyway, yeah, it looks, to me, it looks really cool. But it's not just that. Steve Jobs says that they're going to be doing some other stuff, too. Now, wait a minute. I got a cut here, and I think it may be of Steve Jobs. Cut 69. As you know, Apple makes the best notebooks on the planet. Cool stuff. The MacBook and the MacBook Pro. These are the standards.
In the industry by which competitive products are judged. Well, today, we're introducing a third kind of notebook. It's called the MacBook Air. What is the MacBook Air? I don't know, but I'm clapping. It's the world's thinnest notebook. It's rad. Guess who's on the line? P1 Nerd? Greetings. Greetings. Greetings. Greetings. I got bad news that I saw on a tech weblog. Don't bring me down, Brett. Yes, I understand the two gigs are not genuine two gigs. What they are is a tree can't burst up the gig. That's right, Mike. If you think it's dual core, you've got another thing coming. Now, nerd, don't bring me down. I'm so excited about this product. I want to get one. And you're saying what? Is it blow?
Well, I've got to let you know, though. You know all the pros. Now, here's one of the biggest cons. What? That... James Conn. You cannot buy a secondary battery for it. So if you want to take it on a road for a long time, there's no extra battery you can bring. That's fine. I plug my laptops in. I don't really use them wirelessly, so I'm fine with that. I always plug my laptop in. Oh, then I guess they're good, because the big news on the tech blog was that... You have to send it in for a replacement battery, and it costs $129 to do that. Mike, if you are ever out on the ocean and want to use it on a raft, you are not going to be able to and be able to plug a new battery into it, so that would be a problem. V1Nerd is a good dude. Thank you, bro. I appreciate it. No problem. Not a problem for me. Eddie, do you ever use your laptop on the road and stuff like that? Sometimes, yeah. You plug it in, or do you use it? Mostly, I'll plug it in. Yeah, I plug it in. Just to keep the battery fresh. Plug it in, plug it in. Even if you can't get a replacement battery for it, you can still buy one of the externals that'll plug into it, so it's not a review. There you go. Did you hear that clicking? Yeah. That was me trying to operate the radio station and the radio station not responding. That's what you heard, all that clicking. If it's anything like the iPhone, right now it's $1,800, but you wait four days, it'll be $900. Exactly. Pay attention.
And they did actually announce yesterday that they're dropping the price on Apple TV from $299 to $229. I just got that for my brother. I did. I just got it for him for Christmas. It's a neat device. That Apple comes up with cool stuff. They do come up with new things. Coming up next, we'll play Lyrical Gangsta. So if you know... lyrics to songs and you really dig lyrics to songs call us right now 570-1053 if you know lyrics to songs we'll play with you coming up next and then just after 7 o'clock our big announcement you guys are awesome bro thank you i'm a p1 because of my girlfriend lynn uh who turned me on the station now we got you guys on all every morning stuff like that home of the p1s and stuff like that rock live three Hey, it's Mikey for Amco. I'm the type of person that likes to know exactly what I'm going to get before I get into it. That's why I always, whenever I'm doing any kind of endorsement, I always check them out before I pass it on to you, the P1s. I'm telling you, you can trust Amco. When you go into Amco, they will diagnose an engine light problem before you ever have to pay for it. It's free for them to diagnose it. They're not going to fix anything that isn't broken.
And don't forget the fact that Amco does transmissions, brakes, oil changes. Now, you may be saying to yourself, why Amco? Why would I go to Amco and not take it to the dealership? Well, first of all, the experience. The experience in the database. They hook up with all these other Amcos with guys that know exactly what problems are going on. And when they experience something that they don't know about, which isn't often, they can go on there and figure it out. Amco is the only place you want to go. It's Amco. Double A. Beep, beep. M-C-O. My name's Jack, and I'm up to 24 days. Probably over 200 times. Sky. Very conservative on a daily basis when it comes to the wardrobe. Sean. I floss a minimum of three times a day. Boston Rock. It's a transient style that I've developed. And Ashley. I can't control my laughter. I laugh at everything. On Rock 105.3. The Mikey Show. It is 7.02. Britney Spears was allegedly walking around a clothing store naked over the weekend. Looks like Baltimore is going to offer their head coaching job to Cowboys offensive coordinator Jason Garrett. Eddie will not get off workout equipment until the chick next to him gets off. Nope. That's the way he rolls. Sorry, ladies. How often do they give up and they get off beforehand?
Well, every time. Dude, you know what I didn't think of? What happens if you're on the treadmill, chick gets off, girl gets on immediately before you have a chance to jump off? I would probably feel that it's okay for me to get off because I had already been on, so she has no idea how long I've been on. Yeah, you already won. Yeah, I've already defeated my victim. You defeated your first opponent. Yeah, this ain't no handicap match. Exactly. Welcome back to the show. Why don't we do something like this then? Now, The Mikey Show presents the search for the truth behind the words and the logic behind the lyrics. It's time to play Lyrical Gangster. I love this game. You can play along in your car. Idea behind Lyrical Gangster is we ask you little questions about the lyrics of songs and you answer. Sometimes they're easy. Sometimes they're a little tough. They are. But it's fun to play along. It's great fun. No matter who you are, it's fun to play along. And Eddie, what do we have as a prize today? Well, apparently there's a movie coming out called Skid Marks. Come on. Come on. That's what I've heard. And we have tickets to the premiere of that. All right. Enjoy, everybody. Tickets to the premiere of Skid Marks.
Is there anybody in it that's famous or anything? I have no idea. I don't think so, but I heard somebody talk about it the other day, and I'm sorry if I'm wrong, but I think it's by the same people who did the Hot Fuzz movie. Do you know what that is? It's comedy, slapstick. As soon as you said it, I wonder if that's the dudes that did Superbad and all that stuff. No, definitely not that. Zeth, can you look it up? Oates. Zethian Oates. P1 Tony. Yeah. How you doing, man? Hey, good. You ready to play a little lyrical gangsta? Yeah, sure. Let's do this. Let's do it. All right, your question is, in the song ABC by the Jackson 5, what is it easy as? Easy as one, two, three. You got it, dude. Oh, hang on the line. Guy just won himself some skid marks. Nice. P1, stop the bleeding? Yeah. You ready to play? Yeah, let's do this. There you go. In the song Everlong by the Foo Fighters, after saying hello, where does he say he has waited for you ever long? Waiting here for you. You got it, dude. Wow. Last second. Talk about the hair of your chinny-chin-chin. Dude, you know he was singing it in his head. Oh, yeah. I was tired. You could probably hear him singing it in his head. You won, dude. Hang on a second. Good job. Nice. That's the way you play the game.
Let's see. P1 Teabags is on the line. Good morning, Sean. Good morning. Good morning. Are you ready to play Lyrical Gangsta? I do it. Your question is, in the song Beautiful Girl by Sean Kingston, how will you have him feeling when you say it's over? Suicidal. Suicidal. Yeah. Three for three. Suicidal. Suicidal. Man, you guys are good. Hang on the line. Got a good crop today. P1 Patrick. Patrick, are you there? I'm here. Do you feel any pressure? A lot of pressure. Dude, no one has lost yet. That's right, man. You ready to go? Yeah. Let's do it. Your question is, in the song Round and Round by Rat, where did you put an arrow through? Got it. Wow. Crazy. Talk about a winner's streak. Unbelievable. Very, very well done.
You got skid marks. Hang on the line. I already have some. No, no, no, no. I'm saying... What are you saying? I'm saying that I have them, too. Okay. My mom would get really... P1 Bengals fan? Sorry. Bengals fan, are you there? Bengals fan, I plead with you. Be there. They're already losers. Oh, no. I guess he's gone. Let's find somebody else. Mikey Show, who's this? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Mikey Show, hello. Hello. What's your name? P1 Teabag. Oh, hang on a minute. You're supposed to be on hold. Let's see. Do we have anybody? No? Line one. P1 Croc, you ready? Yes. All right, here we go. Your question is, in the song Abracadabra by the Steve Miller Band, what does he want to reach out and do? I want to reach out and grab you. You got it. I'm a bore. Reach out and grab you. You're good, you.
Hang on the line. That's a first girl with skid marks. Yeah. That's a first girl we've given skid marks. I don't want to. It doesn't happen very often. It really doesn't. You would think that. Let's do one last one when you say. P1 Buckley. Oh, it's Buckley. Oh, you guys, it's Buckley. You better sing. You better sing. It's Buckley. Oh, Buckley. Angelic voice one. Prince. I'm a pretty good singer and I'm pretty good with lyrics, but this game is tough. Stop it. All right. Yeah, you get some confidence here. You're gorgeous. Yeah, you beautiful man. You make me suicidal. All right, Buckley, you ready? Yeah. Here we go. Your question is, in the song TNT by ACDC, what does he want you to watch him do? Amazing. Out of this league. Sky. Skid marks? Yeah. They say it's two rival ambulance companies and what ensues when they go head-to-head to save their patient jobs and beer money. It goes on to say that the whole movie was filmed in San Diego using two ambulances from two separate companies here in San Diego. Oh, wow. Cool. Coming up next, we have a giant announcement for you. We've been talking about it since we signed on. Do not go away.
Zach Efron was rushed to the emergency room yesterday. I'll tell you why when we come back and give you this big announcement. Don't go anywhere. Is the Mikey Show. Hey, I love the Mikey Show. You know what? You guys are awesome. I do too. I appreciate you every day. Thank you, brother. When you're talking trucks, bigger is better. And the biggest, baddest monster of them all is coming to Toyota of Escondido's Truck Center this Thursday. Coming to Toyota of Escondido's Truck Center this Thursday. 5 till 7, Troy Great Sombrero. Meet the drive. and enter to win tickets to the Monster Truck Jam at Qualcomm. Come see Craiger at Toyota of Escondido. Miss them till 7pm.
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And that continues heavy all the way up to Governor Drive and the Golden Triangle. Northbound 5 stays heavy into downtown, past the airport into Mission Bay. And you've got a very tough ride on the bridge getting into Coronado this morning out of San Diego. And it's causing a lot of traffic on both sides of the 5 trying to get on the bridge this morning. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rockrunner 5.3. If you're all about getting in shape in 2008, and if MMA and UFC, you're really into it, that's your thing, Throwdown Elite Training Center is the only... Only place that you want to go to train. Trust me. I'm going to just go off about everything that it has and then you are going to try to tell me that there's someplace better. I would love to hear it because there's no place better. It's a 21,000 square foot mixed martial arts fitness center. It's for everybody from beginning boxing, beginning kickboxing, beginning Muay Thai, all the way up to the intermediate and advanced and of course MMA as well. There's 12 separate training areas, 2 cages, 2 rings, 3,000 square foot. feet of mat space. So much mat space. If you go, it's two stories and you check it out. There's mat space everywhere. There's 20 classes a week taught by San Diego's Dean Lister. Very, very, very good MMA fighter. And he teaches the classes personally. Not to mention, if you go in to Throwdown Elite Training Center and mention the Mikey Show, you don't even have to be a member to do this. You can enter to win an amazing trip.
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It's been reported that the 19-year-old Army private from San Marcos, who was killed in Iraq earlier this month, may have been a victim of friendly fire. Seattle's wide receiver Deion Branch has to have surgery on his torn ACL. Speaking of surgery... And by the way, our big announcement coming up here in just seconds. But speaking of surgery, Skye, why was Zac Efron rushed to the emergency room yesterday? For an emergency appendectomy. He had his appendix. Not for being too cute. Yeah, for being sexy. Should have been. Being likable. Yeah, so they say he did obviously have his appendix removed and is now recuperating. What does that part of the body do, by the way? What is your appendix control? I don't know. You don't need it. Because nothing. They take it out. It doesn't do anything? Nope. Then why is it there? Yeah, that's a good question. They think it's like leftover from like evolution. Really? You know, they say, I don't believe in that. I say it's there for a reason. You know, the thing that's really weird about it is they say that when you need an appendectomy that it hurts so bad you want to throw up.
That's how bad the pain is. A lot of pain. Like you think it's a kidney. So did Sky have it before? Sky, have you ever had an appendectomy or an appendix problem? No, she just gets her period. No, but there was a time when I was younger and I was having extreme menstrual cramps and I went to the hospital. I appreciate that story. You went to the hospital with cramps? They said, well, have you ever had a problem with your appendix? Did you really go to the hospital with cramps? Did they laugh at you? Some women get extreme mental cramps, and that was the point that they put me on the birth control pill to regulate. But it was also awesome because with my mom standing there, they're like, well, are you sexually active? Because sometimes if you have an STD, it can make your cramps worse. Well, ever since I was 10 years old. Shut up. So that was an awesome conversation to have at that point. Sean, drumroll, please. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, the members of the P1 Text Army already know this, but I'm making the announcement now to the rest of the world. Yeah. On Friday, we are giving away playoff tickets. Oh, wait. You know the game's not here, right? Yeah, it's in New England. That's right. So what we are doing on the Mikey Show is we are giving you airfare for two. Thanks. Two nights stay, Saturday and Sunday. You're going to leave them on Saturday. Shut up.
So two nights stay, Saturday and Sunday at the Boston Copley Marriott. What? That's nice. We've been there before. Very, very nice. Plus, we're going to give you a bus transfer to and from the game. Holy cow. Oh my gosh. Will you stop it? I can't handle this. Tickets to the game. What the? tickets to see the Chargers play the Patriots. Stop it, stop it, stop it. We're sending you to New England. Stop it, stop it, stop it. Shut the French door. Stop it, stop it. This is crazy. Oh, and did we mention that Saturday night we're throwing a party with food and drinks and it's going to be hosted by play-by-play guy and color commentary guy Josh Lewin and Hank Bauer? Wait the fuck! I'm freaking out! Oh my goodness. We are doing this on Friday. How do I win? Well, first of all, There's going to be news coverage. This is big. This is so amazing. This is monstrous. We're giving away tickets to the game in New England. You're going to go. And to make it fair, what we're doing is we're looking for a guy and a girl that want to participate. A guy and a girl that want to participate. What we're going to do is, because it's going to be in New England, we're going to have a theme. The theme is...
New England clam chowder. Chowder. Chowder. The red or the white? Chowder. Not Manhattan clam chowder. That's red. That's not New England. That's not New England clam chowder. Come on, Ashley. Yeah, New England clam chowder. Know your chowder. That's right. Know your chowder. See? What the? New England clam chowder is white and thick and chunky. And gross. Delicious. Yeah. It looks like cream of mushroom soup with clams in it. Maybe a little potato. Potato. Depends on the chowder. Has Rob seen yet? He's never tried it. Yes, he has. Yes, I have. Oh, yes, he has. Ha, ha, ha. So, the theme is chowder. Okay. Now, you're probably wondering, well, how do I get to do this? Same way we did and same way we do many of our contests. You show up at 7 o'clock, you put your name in a bin, and we're going to pull a name of a guy, and we're going to pull a name of a girl. That's how it's going to work because we want a guy and a girl to be able to participate in this. And what we're going to do is we're going to take a gigantic vat of New England clam chowder. Oh, I'm so grossed out already. Yeah. And on the bottom of the vat, we're going to put the tickets to the game. But they'll get all soggy. How big is the vat? We're going to have them in a Ziploc. Oh, good. And have them in a Ziploc. I'll tell you how big it is, Ash. Big. Big. A big vat.
vat of New England clam chowder. And we're going to have... And if you want to win a trip... Yeah, I do. Airfare for two. I'm entering. Tonight's stay at the Copley Marriott in Boston. Tickets to the game. A party on Saturday night. If you want this, you show up 7 a.m. Friday morning. We need a guy. We need a girl. And what we're going to do is we're going to put the guy in a Speedo and goggles, the girl in a bikini and goggles. and you're going to jump into the vat, and whoever finds the tickets first gets them. That sounds really fun, actually. Whoever finds the tickets first gets them. I would do that in a freaky heartbeat. Are you kidding? That sounds fun. Absolutely. I would never do that. I'd do it for free. Are you crazy to go to Boston to see the AFC Championship game? Get out of here. That's nothing. Plus, you get a swimming clam chowder. Now, let me tell you something. If you are a guy, you must bring your own Speedo. If you're a girl, show up in your bikini. I don't want swim trunks. B-Y-O-S. Bring your own Speedo. It's got to be a Speedo or it's not funny. A girl has to be a bikini. It can't be a one piece.
Very specific. Very specific. Can it be a tankini? No. Okay. Tankinis are gay. Oh, come on. I do. Please. Tankini. Well, Sky's got that... Shut up. What is that? The burkini. It's a burka and a bikini. She wears the burkini. She's got to cover her skin. It's very sensitive. Yes, yes. Anyway. Sensitive to sunlight. So a Speedo and a bikini. If a guy shows up here, Sky, and he don't have a Speedo. Too bad. Sorry, you don't get to put your name in the hopper. So we're going to have two hoppers. We're going to have a hopper for guys and a hopper for girls. So it's going to be fair. It's fair all the way around. This is unbelievable. Now, are we doing the thing at 7? Or should they show up at 7? They got to show up at 7. Show up by 7. By 7. Okay. No later than 7. No later than 7. Which means get here early. Get here early. And, I mean, look at what's on the line, man. Dude. Call me right now if you're interested. 5701053. If this sounds like something you're going to do, guy or girl.
Call me now. I couldn't even imagine how much this trip would cost if you had to buy the airfare and the hotel. So tickets alone, they're going for like a grand. And then you can't even buy your way into this party. So that's a great prize. And, I mean, try to find a hotel right now in Boston. All right. I mean, so two nights stay, Saturday and Sunday at Boston Copley Marriott. We're going to give you a bus transfer to and from the game. So you don't even have to worry about anything. Renting a car. Nothing. Oh, that's great because nobody wants to drive in that weather. Exactly. Forget about it. Yeah, forget about it. We're going to send you their airfare to and from. We're going to give you tickets to the game. Wicked awesome. Yeah. Can we go to Cheers? This is like a dream prize. That is. It is a dream prize. Clam chowder. Yeah. It's disgusting, right? Yeah. It's disgusting. Oh, I mean, it's going to be cold. I can't wait to watch that. It's cold. That's so awesome. Cold clam chowder. You're going to be on the news. Barf. No doubt about it. Covered in chowder. Chowder. 5701053 if you're going to come down here and get in on this. P1 Hydroponics, you're in.
Yeah, I'm so down. But is there going to be a shower out there? We'll hose you off. I'm sure we'll hose you off or something. I don't know. To be honest with you, I don't know and really, I don't care. We'll give you some sourdough bread and you can sop yourself up. Exactly. Who cares? This is the biggest prize. This is one of the biggest prizes we've ever given away on the Mikey Show. It is the biggest prize. It's gigantic. It's gigantic, man. Let's see. P1 Disney Dad. Hey, what's up, boss? You're in? I'm in. All right. I hate clam chowder, too, but I'm all in. Got to do it. Got to do it. You jump in there. It's going to be two people jumping in at the same time and going for tickets. And whoever finds those tickets is a person going to the game. Get your Speedo. Get your Speedo, bro. Do you own a Speedo? No, but I'm going to go buy one at Walmart. You got to go get one because, I mean, that's the deal. You got to show up and you got to bring your own goggles.
No, no, no. We'll provide the goggles. We'll provide the goggles. Sorry. All you have to do is provide your Speedo, and if you're a chick, you've got to come in your bikini. We'll take care of the goggles. Can I throw the chick out of the big bin of chowder if I want? Can I throw her out of there? Well, I mean, whatever. It's up to you. Yeah, I mean, I don't want you hurting anybody. You're going for the tickets, not her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going for the tickets. That's a good point. You're trying to cop feels. P1 Audrey. Yes. Are you going to do it? Yes, I'll do anything. Yeah. I mean, this is a pretty intense trip that you're winning. You're going to go to the AFC Championship game with your Chargers playing against the Patriots. You're going to see the greatest upset in sports history. Wow, wow, wow, and wow, and oh, wow, and oh, wow, and oh, wow. How does that sound to you? I'm going to call in sick on Friday. I love it. I love it. That's what I want to hear, man. That's what you should be doing. P1 Rees? Hi. Am I saying that right? Rees? Yes. Rees, what do you think of this prize? I am so stoked. I am the hugest Patriots fan ever. I would bring Boston Rob. Hey, let me tell you something. The bottom line. Winner. You hear that, Rizzy? What did she just say? She would bring you with her if she won. I'm rooting for you. Who's this? This is Rees.
All right. Remember that name. Yeah. Let me explain that one to my fiance. I'm not engaged anymore. Reese, thank you for the call. P1 Penguin, are you there? Yeah. Hi, guys. What do you think about this? I think it's awesome. I'm a vegetarian, so it grosses me out, but I'll be there. Can we bring a snorkel? Bring whatever you want. Bring flippers if you want to. My boyfriend would be in tears. Swim cap. Bring a swim cap if you're a chick. That's right. I've been hearing. Thank you for the call. This is going to be enormous. Eddie, should we fill Boston Rob in on his day, too? Up to you. That's my day. Oh, no. Are you sending me as well? You ready? I guess. I love it. What's the matter, little guy? Let me tell you. You're so cute. Friday is going to be a big day here at the radio station. There's going to be a lot of news cameras here because not only are we going to be doing this contest that we just told you about right now, not only are we doing that, early in the show, we're going, you know, Boston Rob says he will not bet on the Patriots-Chargers game. He will not bet. Nope, ever. So we said, okay, well then we'll, we'll just, all we'll do then is we'll have you do something instead. Yeah, fine, sure, whatever.
So at 6 a.m. in the 6 o'clock hour, we're going to have Boston Rob read from a sheet of paper a bunch of stuff that we feel will jinx the Patriots. Well, he says he won't bet on the Patriots because he thinks that'll jinx them. And I said, okay, fine. Then fine. So he's not going to do that. Eddie goes, well, why don't you just read something then? So he's going to read something that will jinx the Patriots, you know, in our opinion. That's horrible on you guys. No, it's not. It's hysterical. So that'll happen on Friday in the 6 o'clock hour. In the 7 o'clock hour, we're going to do this contest where a guy and a girl will jump into a vat of clam chowder and find the tickets to go to New England. Yes. In the 8 o'clock hour is where we really put Boston Rob to work. We're going to dress Boston Rob up as a patriot.
Now you know what a patriot looks like. We'll get him in some sort of patriotic, patriot kind of thing, right? Yeah, some garb. Yeah, some garb. And then we're going to send him through what we like to call the Charger Gauntlet. What is that? The Charger Gauntlet is where we have P1s in a line. Have you ever heard of Blood In, Blood Out? Is that like a gang thing? Yeah, it's like a gang thing. Like getting jumped in. Well, yeah, it's just like that. You know how violent that is, right? Yeah, that's not cool. It's just like that. This will be just like that. Only what we're going to do is we're going to give P1s water balloons, only it won't have water inside the balloons. We're going to have blue and gold paint. Lead free. Yeah, it's going to be fun. Come on. It's lead free. And we're going to light his ass up. Did we mention eggs? We mentioned we're going to let P1s throw some eggs. Crates and crates and crates of eggs. Oh, that's going to be messy. And we're also considering blue and gold paintballs. It's called the charger gauntlet. Hey, listen, all we wanted was a bet. Yeah, it was going to be a little bet. That sounds so funny.
All we wanted was a bet. And Rob said, no, I don't want a bet. So he said, okay, well, fine. We'll just do the charger gauntlet. Genius. Let me tell you something. See, Friday is going to be a big, big day around. You guys got to do it. We got to do it. Oh, that makes me want to. Whatever you got to do. I'm going right for your face. I'll do whatever for my team, but I ain't going to bet on them. That's fine. No problem. That's fine. That's fine. I think the Charger Gauntlet will do just fine. Coming up next, I will tell you the theory of relativity. Coming up next, remember the San Francisco Zoo tiger attack that happened on Christmas Day? The 911 calls have been released, and we have that and details on it coming up. So that audio is coming up next.
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And the coast arrives out on 5 solid from La Costa all the way to Solana Beach. I'm McLaurin on Rock 105.3. Back to the Mikey Show. Featuring Mikey. I like all types of foods. I have no food allergies. Eddie. Kevin Federline is my hero. Sky. Hosts are important to me. Sean. I do not mind needles. Boston Rob. Tell me something about you, Rob. The scariest movie ever made to me is The Exorcist. And Ashley. I think. Inappropriately in dresses. On Rock 105.3. Massive contest on Friday, man. Massive contest. That's going to be a massive day. Yeah. When you combine the jump in the clam chowder contest, and after that, we're going to go right into the charger gauntlet. Oh, I love that. Throwing eggs at Rob. Throwing blue and gold water balloons at Rob. You should call them paint balloons. Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, if you're a Charger fan and you get irritated every time you hear that stupid patriot laugh that Rob does every time we talk, so confident and cocky. Condescending. Condescending. Come out and get him. It's your chance. It's going to be great. Even LT will probably show up. He's so mad. It's 738. The San Diego Beach Booze Ban is now in effect. but they'll only be issuing warnings for the next 30 days. I got breaking news. What is it? What is it? The Miami Dolphins have hired a head coach. Former Cowboys assistant head coach Tony Sparano is their new head coach. Bada bing. Tony Soprano. Not Soprano. Tony Soprano. No, no. Yeah. Sparano. Yeah. Little gabagoo. Yeah. Pauly Walnuts, new offensive coordinator. All right. Welcome back to the show. Before we went to the break, I told you that they apparently have released these tapes of the 911 call from the San Francisco Zoo. Now, if you don't know the story, there was three kids that were attacked by a tiger. Now, they say the kids were provoking the tiger. And this is a 911 call from the attack. They released this yesterday. And this was part of the call from the victim's brother, frustrated the paramedics can't come to the zoo and help cut 70.
I'm just going to stay on the line with you until the paramedics are with you, all right? Okay, excuse me. Can you check up on them? We'll see where they are. They're on scene right now, but they have to stay until they're given permission to go inside. Okay, no, I understand that, but at the same time, we have to make sure that paramedics don't get chewed out, because if the paramedics get hurt, then nobody is going to help you. Okay, I understand that. Okay, the ambulance is staging. I need you to understand. I need an ambulance person or somebody that's in that line of work, an EMT, to call me and tell me what does that mean, staging? 570-1053. Unpause. That is the ambulance. People are coming. Okay, calm down. I am going to stay on the line with you. If the paramedics get hurt, they cannot help your brother. So you need to calm down. You are going to be the best help for your brother right now. So you need to calm down and help him until we can get there, sir. All right. So basically what's going on, I'm guessing, is that paramedics are just on their way. And he's frustrated because they're not there yet.
And then they also are saying, hey, even when they do get there, we've got to make sure it's all clear. If there's a tiger running around, we can't send our paramedics in there because if they get killed, they're not going to help you anyway. Right, right, right. Oh, I could understand the frustration if it's you. Oh, for sure. Your brother's dying. I can't calm down. My brother was attacked by a tiger. Not only that, but you're like, hey, I don't care. Get out of here. Right. Yeah, and there's also another 911 call that we don't have the audio of, but it was made by a zoo employee. And on it, basically what had happened is one employee had radioed another employee saying, hey, these dudes are claiming that there's like a lion on the loose and that they've been attacked. And so, excuse me, so you hear the conversation between the two zoo employees while one person's, you know, on the phone with 911. And they're saying, yeah, I don't know if they're on drugs or not. They're screaming. They sound very agitated. I don't know if a lion could really get out of the cage. It doesn't make sense. And, you know, I understand. It's a crazy thing that happens. But these zoo employees, instead of taking it at face value, they're kind of almost speculating like, hey, I don't know if these kids are on drugs or what. Hey, P1 Medic. Medic, are you there? Hey, what's up, Mikey? Not too much. You can tell me what staging means.
Yeah. When a 911 call comes in, it goes to the police dispatch first, and they send us, the medics, fire department all at the same time. When it's a scene like that where, you know, it's animal bites or shooting or stabbing, the cops always have to go in first. Now, if we beat them to the scene, staging means we're about one or two blocks back, shut down, no lights, no sirens, just hanging out, waiting until the cops go in there, make sure it's safe, and then we come in and help them. Got it, got it. The idea is, you know. If we become victims, then we're just going to have to send more resources. Got it. We're going to have to help us and, you know, the victims of the scene, so. Thank you, dude. I appreciate it. This is audio of them finding the tiger, cut 71. Item 35, code 33. Item 35, code 33. What is that? Go ahead. We're going to need a sergeant down here. That's crazy. Very crazy audio.
Very crazy audio. It's strange how when it's going on, you hear like a woman's voice going... What is that? It's a weird deal. That's crazy. It really is, man. And it's sad. And, Skye, is there anything on this whole, like, were they provoking it or what's the deal? Well, they're still investigating that. I mean, they can't, you know, come out and accuse these kids of it until they have proof. But they are, you know, looking into the kids' cell phones. They've, you know, gotten warrants to take the kids' cell phone to see. Who knows? Maybe they were taking pictures of, you know, whatever on their cell phones. They're also searching the car of these kids. There were reports that there was an empty bottle of vodka found in one of the cars. And then there were also reports that there were things in the tiger's enclosure that aren't there. Like there were like pine cones and branches, but none of those trees were there. So they can speculate that those things were maybe thrown in trying to taunt the tiger. So these are being investigated. But, of course, you can't come out and accuse somebody, especially a victim of something like that, until you have solid proof. So they're working on it. They'll know before it's all over. Right. Question.
Yo. Rebecca was telling me the other day about a friend of hers whose kid just lost a tooth. They did a deal where, you know, with the tooth fairy, the whole thing. Yeah. And they said that they gave the kid five bucks for his tooth. Oh. Wow. Generous. Well, it made me wonder, what's the going rate for a tooth? Five dollars? Dude. That sounds fair to me. Fair to you? Fair to you. Wow. That was about a quarter when I was a kid. Yeah, a dime, quarter, something like that. That was like 1975. Now. Five dollars? It's a tooth. Aren't we going to account for inflation? For what? There's still kids. Because when I was a kid, you know, gas was like a quarter. A stamp was a nickel, but things go up. That's not true. That's not true. But isn't a quarter a screw? When I was a kid, a gallon of gas cost about 50 cents. Honestly. Cost about 50 cents. Now it costs.
$3.50? Now, I'm not good at math, but say it was a quarter and now it's a dollar. Isn't that 400% inflation? So times that to five. That's more than inflation. Five bucks may be a little bit more than inflation, but I don't think by much. I mean, considering when I was a kid, it was 1974. What are we teaching our kids that your tooth is worth $5? What about this? What about when we were kids and our parents gave us a quarter? people that were older than us would go a quarter when i was a kid you got a penny for losing a tooth well because i remember getting 25 times more i thought i got like 50 cents and i remember back then i could buy a soda for that well now a soda costs about a buck so wouldn't that the going right now be a buck not Five bucks? Well, holy Toledo. I mean, we're sitting here with a calculator and an abacus out to figure out what we're going to be giving our kids. Well, because $5 is crazy. Huge difference. That's why. Is it really? What's a six-year-old going to do with $5? What do you want your six-year-old spending $5 for? The same thing that we did when we were kids with our 50 cents. So probably buy, I don't know, candy or something. $5 worth of candy and get like five chocolate bars. That's hardcore. Really? That's getting hooked up. 570-1053.
It's funny that Rebecca said that because I actually was just talking to my husband's little cousin and she had just lost a tooth. And this was maybe a month ago. And I said, what is the tooth fairy bring you for a tooth? And she said, five dollars. And I'm like, and then I start telling her how I used to get 50 cents and then I start feeling like really old. But yeah, I think five bucks is going right. Do you guys think that it should be the same thing as when we were kids? You know, I have, for some reason, I have this in my head that, like, change is appropriate. Like, you start putting dollar bills in there, I feel weird about that. Well, change means a dollar or less. Yeah. If I had kids right now of that age, I would do a dollar. You guys are super mean. Hey! 5701053, P1 Candice. Hey. Is it Candice or Can Dance? Candice. Candice. Because Rob wrote Can Dance, but I didn't want to call you Can Dance. No, no Can Dance. Go ahead. Yeah, I have two daughters, and the first time my oldest daughter lost a tooth, all I had on me was a $5 bill, so I had to give her $5. And so now I've set a standard, and pretty much I have to do it now. Oh, so now it has to be $5. Yeah, because now if I give them a buck, which is what I would give them,
You know, if it were Jake and there were such thing as a $3 bill, that's what I would probably feel comfortable with, a $3 bill. Because I want to give one thing. I don't want to give, I don't want to give, I don't want to put like $4 or $3 or $2. I want to give one monetary piece of paper. You mean the Tooth Fairy does? Yeah. I would like if the Tooth Fairy would give one. thing if the Tooth Fairy would. Yes, not me. Not me. What would I have to do with it? What would I have to do with it? Well, maybe you could send a letter to the Tooth Fairy and request that. I would request that. But I feel personally that the Tooth Fairy feels that inflation has gone to such a point where we must raise the bar. We must raise the bar. I mean, think if our parents gave us what they got. If our parents gave us what they got, we'd be getting a penny. And that's pretty messed up, I think. It should go up. Jake will probably be giving $20 bills out. But by the time Jake is old enough to be a parent, things are going to be way more expensive. I mean, inflation has gone nuts. That's all you get. P1 Lehigh. Yeah. What do you think? Hi, this is P1 Lehigh. What's up, Mike? What's up, dude?
I was just calling in. I just gave my daughter, well, the tooth fairy gave my daughter $20 for her first tooth. Shut up. Shut up. When I was listening to that conversation, I didn't know I had given her that much until I heard you guys saying that $5 was too much. When my niece Paloma was losing teeth, I would give her $20 when she lost a tooth. Now, I'm not the tooth fairy. I'm just Uncle Mikey. Right. So I'd give her a $20 bill. Like, why? Like, it's a tooth. Like, why? I thought it was funny and sweet and cool. And she lost a tooth? When she lost a tooth? Yeah, it was a bonding moment. I said, hey, you lost a tooth. Uncle Mikey gives you 20 when you lose a tooth. And she'll remember it when she's older. I was going to give her 10, but I didn't have change, so I had to give her 20. That's insane, because I feel like when you're a little kid, you're a little kid. You mean the Tooth Fairy did? Right. The Tooth Fairy did. You didn't. The Tooth Fairy did, Lehigh. What, Ashley? I was just saying, like, I feel like when you're a little kid, like you're six or seven and you're doing all that, like, it doesn't matter. Like, money is money. I remember one time my dad accidentally, or the tooth fairy accidentally thought that he gave me a $1 bill but accidentally gave me a $10 bill. And it was like the biggest deal ever. Like, I didn't even know what I was going to do with $10. You know? That's a lot of money. So much money when you're seven, whether it's now or back then, I feel like. But I don't, I mean.
Well, $10 is a good amount of money, though, Ash. So it's $5. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but what you're saying, you're going, it doesn't matter what, you know, if it was back then or now. Sure, it doesn't if we're talking $10. It's a kid. It's a kid. They're going to think it's a lot of money no matter what. Yeah, they're stoked to put a quarter in their piggy bank at that age. So why give them more, you know, that's just going to make them be spoiled. I don't know that they know the difference. Yeah, they don't get how much stuff costs. They're not doing the grocery shopping and filling up gas. Well, then why don't we give them a penny? You could. Because they can't buy anything with a penny. You want to give them, like Sky said, like 75 cents because you know you can get a candy bar for 75 cents. Why don't we give them one quarter? You want to give them at least enough that they can buy a little trinket. One quarter. Well, what can you get with one quarter? A piece of candy. Where? I don't know. I mean, well, if you guys are saying like candy is not that expensive. A dollar. It's about 75 cents. 75 cents. For a candy bar. Yeah. Is it 75 cents? It's not more. It's not like $1.25 or something? Depends where you go, I guess. Are you getting the king size? Are you getting the regular size? Wow. This is an issue. It is. P1 Gabby. Hey, guys. This is P1 Gabby. I was calling about the tooth fairy thing. They're six years old. They're kindergartners. They do not need more than a dollar. Thank you. Their major real estate is a sticker and a happy face.
Get a juice box and a smile and move on. It's just a tooth. Nice. It's not like they're earning it. Their teeth are falling out. Well, you've got to teach them the value of money. I mean, if they won't learn the value of money, they'll think that, hey, I lost a tooth, five bucks. The value of money. Money is more valuable these days. A dollar does not account for as much as it used to when we were a kid. Yeah, but what did they do to get it? What did we do to get our quarter when we were getting our 50 cents? Exactly. That's what I'm saying. I think we're out of control with this tooth fairy business. But don't we have to account for what stuff costs? No, because you save that then. You save that and you do your chores around the house and you get an allowance. And then eventually you put it all together and buy something. Right. You earn it. Right. So, Eddie, would you give a full dollar in quarters? 75 cents. I'm going to probably have to discuss this with the Tooth Fairy. Yes. Because if it were up to me, call me a cheap son of a gun, but I'm putting a quarter in there. Oh, man. Sorry. For real? Yeah. Is that what you got? I think I got a dime. I don't even remember. You're on a tight ship, Eddie. Yeah. I remember the Tooth Fairy jostling my head one time and looking up and thinking the Tooth Fairy had on an interesting costume looking like my dad. Really?
But, uh... Yeah, she can do that. She can, like, morph to look like, you know, like your parents. Like your parents, not so it won't scare you. That's so cool, right. That's so cool, yeah. Skye, what do you think? Um, I think... Stocks, bonds, whatever fits under the pillow. Gold bars. Yes. Bullion. A cougaran usually fits really well right under the pillow. You just... Daintily. The tooth fairy does. And then you say, it's the thought that counts. That's right. Give certificates good. Give cards. Depends how much. How do you think I became a lover of honey baked? It's my first tooth. That's how I lost it. It was a bone in that year. Can I answer? Yes, please. For some reason, I would like to talk to the tooth fairy if I have children and I like the idea of change. So I would do a silver dollar. That's kind of cool. And it's a collectible? Yep. I like that. I'm now in your camp. Thank you. I think I might like that too. Wait. Did you just say let's get married? Who said that? To the tooth fairy? What? That was creepy. What? Yeah, I like the idea of maybe a silver dollar. That's kind of neat. I like that a lot. P1 Moto. Yeah. Go ahead. Well, you know, I got three kids.
And for each one of the kids on their very first tooth, I gave them $5. And then every tooth after that, they got a dollar. And the reason being is, you know, a Barbie doll or a Transformer or whatever, a Pokemon or whatever they're into, they know the cost. They go to Walmart, Target, and they see the cost of these toys. So, you know, and with the cost of toys from when I was a kid, you know, collecting Transformers and stuff, you know, $1 or $2 was enough. you know, they've got to have a little bit more. So what we're saying is that if you lose a tooth, we're going to give you enough money to go buy a transformer? They lost a tooth. Well, I personally would much rather have them have a toy that they know the cost of and they bought it than a soda or a candy bar or something like that because then it's something that they bought and that they can take care of because they know how much it is. See, that's what I think allowance should be for. You know, that's the way I view it. Man, you're great. I agree with you. Well, thank you, Eddie. What about a $2 bill? That's me, too, if you're very wealthy. My grandpa does that. If you're 50 cent. If you're a rap mogul, then yes, a $2 bill is fine. Russell Simmons could afford that. Sometimes Donald Trump. You and Lydia.
Hi, I wanted to tell you, I have paid $5 for a tooth, and I ended up kind of doubling it up because I forgot two nights in a row to put the money on the pillow. Oh, you mean the tooth fairy did? Well, yes. The tooth fairy forgot, yes. Let me tell you, he still has four teeth to go, and he's adamant about believing in the tooth fairy and ready, because he's had to have some pulled. Yeah, she's paying out. There you go. P1 Tim got 20 bucks when he was a kid every time he lost a tooth. Shut up. Whoa. $20, Tim. Who's your dad? Huh? Tim. Yeah. $20? $20 every time I lost a tooth. How old are you? I'm 22 now. Okay. But I never got allowance when I was a kid, so. So you looked forward to losing teeth. I'd be yanking my teeth out, man. And he got his permanent teeth. He was knocking his teeth out. Seriously. Just so that he would have something. He's still knocking them out. That's right. So, dude, what would you do? I'd be a meth addict. So now that that was your reality, what would you give your kids? What would I give my kids? Yeah. All right, five bucks. You son of a... I mean, how do you...
Zeth said in 1973, a gallon of gas was 38 cents a gallon. So that means that if you account for inflation, it's $3.25 now. That's a 930% increase in what we pay for gas. Yeah, but what's the increase from 25 cents to $5? What percent increase is that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Let's find out what 25 cents to $5 is. It's even higher. There's no doubt about it. It's even higher, but I'm willing to negotiate here. I wish there was a $3 bill. That seems right to me, but they don't go anywhere. Because when we come back, David Spade may have gotten someone pregnant, and I'll tell you who it is when we come back. And details of the New England trip are online right now. 570-1053, would you like to win tickets? We announced it earlier. Yes. Would you like to win tickets to see the Patriots take on the Chargers in New England? This is what it includes. Airfare for two, two-night stay at Boston Copley Marriott, and a bus transfer to and from the game, tickets to the game, of course, and a party on Saturday night with food, drinks, hosted by our play-by-play guy and color commentary guy on Rock 105.3, Josh Lewin and Hank Bauer. All of that.
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She is claiming, yes, he did. A 22-year-old Playboy playmate, her name is Jillian Grace. She was Miss March of 2005, for all you readers. Go back and look. She is claiming that, yes, David Spade is the father of her unborn child. David Spade did issue a statement basically saying, yes, he did have a brief relationship with this woman, and if it turns out to be true that he is the father of the baby, then he will accept responsibility. Eddie and I worked in Rochester back in the early 90s, and he came into the studios at a radio network that we worked at in Rochester. And I must say that he was a bit of a flirt. I hated him. You did? He hit on a girl that I liked. Right in front of me. I'm trying to think of a name. It was... Give me a second here. Did he know? He was flirting with her. Mary Dawn Vanderbush. Was it Mary Dawn? Yeah. He flirted with her. Didn't he flirt with a news girl as well? I could have. I was upset about it. It was a flirt. What are you going to do when you're a flirt? You're a flirt. You always want to flirt. I almost beat him up. Eddie, Eddie, Eddie couldn't help it. You couldn't help it. I don't like it, man. You got to be careful who you flirt with. Sorry, Eddie. Sometimes you get so excited with a flirting. You just got to flirt with everyone. You just go around, you're flirting all over the place. Easy to flirt, buddy. You can flirt to yourself, buddy. Well, I don't have my flirt diaper with me today.
Hey, what? Sometimes I've got to wear flit diaper just to soak up all the flit and it goes on. That's really gross. You start to flit so much. Okay. You start to do so much. You've got to be prepared. You just start leaking flit all over the place. That's right. You don't want that to happen. I don't know what that means. What? Welcome back to the program. We're going to do something now called Cheater's Hotel. Wait. Wait. You just sprung this on us. Come on. I've got to prepare. I like it. I don't like it. Mentally, I got to get into that space. Well, the deal is that if you feel that your boyfriend or your girlfriend or your husband or your wife may be cheating, sometimes you feel it's better to know now rather than later. So if you feel this way, go to MikeyShow.com. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. And there's a place on there where you can write us and tell us about it. Now, what we do is we call...
your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife, and we offer them a free night stay at a hotel. And we tell them that they are going to get a free gift basket staying at the hotel. We ask them for the name of the person that they would want to be put on the gift basket with their name. And if they say your name, generally it's okay. And if they don't say your name to put on the gift basket, then it's usually not okay. Because that means that they want to accept a... a room at a hotel and they want somebody else's name to be put on there but yours. Unless it was last week when he said her name and she was still mad. That's right. Crazy. She was sure that he was cheating and he said her name. This time it is P1 Darlene. Are you there, Darlene? I am. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Good. So, as we always do, I am going to write down information about you and your loved one, okay? Okay. So, Darlene, first, let me ask you, how old are you? I'm 27. All right. And what is, are we calling your boyfriend or husband? No, he's my boyfriend. All right, what's his name? His name is Gary. All right, we're calling Gary. And Gary is your boyfriend. Yeah. And I'm sorry, one more time on your age. How old are you? I'm sorry.
27. 27, I'm sorry. All right, and how long have you guys been dating? Almost a year. Almost a year, all right. And why do you think he's cheating? He has been just really distant lately. He's been wanting to go to bed at like 10 a.m., or excuse me, 10 p.m., and every time I try and get something going, he's like, no, I'm tired. I catch him on the phone, and he, you know, goes into a hushed voice and wants to get up. Just lots of little things that make me think something is going on. Okay, and how old is Gary? He's 29. 29. How did you guys meet? We met actually at a friend's party. And we were both bored and he just came up and was like, I'm leaving, do you want to come? And so it began. There you go. They've been dating for almost a year from what? She thought it would be a one-night stand turned into something loving and beautiful. I didn't think it would be a one-night stand. We didn't do the boogie the first night. You said, he said to you, I'm leaving. You want to come with me? You said, yeah, you said, yeah, sure. He didn't say, like, I'm leaving to go back tonight. She turned into a robot. That's right. Your cell phone was cutting out there. All right, here's what we're going to do. Well, there's a big thing to this.
email that she wrote us. Go ahead. She hasn't said yet. What is it? Darlene, isn't there something else that you want to say that you did while you suspect him cheating? She's calling us from the moon. Your cell phone is cutting out. Try that one more time, Darlene. Darlene. Darlene. Can you hear me? Has left the building. Hang up and let's call her back. But I can tell you what she said in the email. What? She said that she feels really weird about saying this and felt really bad about doing it. But she followed Gary to what he said was a business dinner. Yeah. And it turned out he was with another gal. And he said it was not, it didn't, she said it didn't seem like a business dinner. They were like making goo goo eyes is what she said. And like really being flirtatious and things like that. And she said it was, it was clearly a date. So yeah, that's a big, you know, that's a big thing. It sounds like this may be very similar to last week where she kind of knows what's going on. She would like to kind of have confirmation of what's going on. The only difference is.
This girl, from talking to her, she seems pretty with it. Like, last week, that girl seemed kind of whacked. Yeah. But this girl seems pretty normal. She seems normal, yeah. Huh. Now, wait a minute. Last week, the girl seemed pretty whacked. Yes. Yeah. She did. Yeah. This girl seems pretty together. Darlene seems very together. We got her back. Darlene, are you there? I'm right here. Sorry about that. So, Eddie was just explaining that in your email, you were saying that you... You saw them at dinner together, and it didn't look like a friendly dinner. It looked like a little bit more than friends. It was supposed to be a business dinner. I asked him about it, and he said, no, no, no, it's a client, and I had to take her out. And I'm sorry, but the body language did not look business dinner to me. Okay, so basically, Darlene, you kind of know what's going on, but you would like to have confirmation. Yeah. All right. We're going to call Gary. We're going to take a quick timeout. When we come back, we're going to call Gary, offer him the night stay at the hotel, ask him what name he would like put on the gift basket. If he says your name, Darlene, then things are probably okay. If he says somebody's name other than Darlene, then things are probably not okay. So hang on the line, okay? All right, thanks. Hang on the line. This is always weird. Yeah. Quick timeout. When we come back, we're going to call Gary.
Gary's 29. Darlene's 27. They've been dating almost a year. She says over the last year, or over the last short while, Gary's been distant. He goes to bed kind of early. Sometimes when she calls him, he speaks to her in a hushed voice, which to her is indicative of him being with someone that he doesn't want her to know that he's with. Cheaters Hotel is next. Say what you have to say and shut up. Skid Marks the Movie has come to town January 25th. Get your free tickets to the station premiere by logging on to rock1053.com or simply go to any Boot World location and ask for your pair. Check it out at skidmarksthemovie.com. Pacific Honda Certified Central, an entire store dedicated to top quality certified pre-owned Hondas. You'll be surprised at the selection and price. Pacific Honda, for all the right reasons. Check out pacifichonda.com. What's your name, bro? P1 Bloody Bill.
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Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. That's so funny, it deserves me to throw up. KIOC San Diego's Rock. It's the Mikey Show, featuring Mikey. I have this thing, I see Jennifer Lopez, I think, oh, don't go in the bathroom when she's coming out. I don't know what it is, you know, the whole thing that I have. Eddie. Um, but I am very uncomfortable being a bridesmaid. Sky. Yeah, I do not like to answer the phone, and I do not like to talk on the phone. Sean. Okay. I honestly legitimately believe that William Shatner is a really good actor. Boston Rob. I don't lose all the time and I don't lose in everything. And Ashley. Combined with my ADD and the fact that I'm just like a social butterfly, I'm all over the place. The Mikey Show's on. You took a second, you thought about it, and Sheboygan. Uh-huh. Rock 1053. Rock 1053.
Welcome back to the Mikey Show. It is 824. Republican millionaire businessman Steve Francis formally announced that he'll be running for mayor of San Diego. Breaking news. The Dolphins have named Tony Sparano, the Cowboys assistant head coach, as their new head coach. Yeah. Welcome back to the Mikey Show. We are doing Cheaters Hotel. Now, if you've never heard Cheaters Hotel, the idea is that if you think your husband or your wife or your boyfriend or your girlfriend is cheating, you call us. Or you write us an email and you tell us about it. We'll call the person. We'll offer them a night stay at a fictitious hotel. We'll offer them a night stay and a free gift basket. And we're going to tell them that all we need from them is the name of the person they want us to put on that card along with their name. If they say your name, it's usually good. If they say somebody else's name, it's usually bad. P1Darlene wrote us an email. Are you there, Darlene?
I'm right here. Hi. Good. I got to tell you the rules every time. She said hi, I said good. Yeah, I wasn't going to point it out. Yeah, I think I noticed anyway. Darlene, I got to tell you the rules. Got to always tell the rules. You already know this, but we're going to call Gary. We're going to offer him the night stay. And if he says a name other than yours, Darlene, do not cuss on the radio. I want to remind you that you're on the radio. So do not cuss. And the only other thing I ask you is that you just wait until he gives an answer, okay? Okay. Wait until he says somebody's name before you talk. As soon as he says somebody's name, you're free to talk. I'm going to tell him what's going on once he says a name. Does that make sense? Yes, perfect. Hang on, okay. Hi, Gary. My name is Steve, and I'm calling from the Orion Hotel, San Diego's newest premier high-rise hotel. We're located in the heart of the gas lamp. How are you this morning? I'm doing good. That's good to speak to you. I just wanted to let you know that someone that you know entered you into a drawing that allows you to spend one evening for free in our hotel, courtesy of Orion Promotions. Congratulations. Awesome. There is absolutely no obligation, and you don't have to purchase anything at this time. Do you know who entered me? Actually, the name of the person that entered you will be available to you upon check-in. So whoever it is that entered you...
You'll be able to know when you check in. And if I were you, I'd start asking your friends if they entered you because somebody was pretty nice. Very cool. I just need to let you know, Orion's Promotions offers this as a way to encourage guests to think of the Orion Hotel the next time you're in the gas lamp for your overnight needs. As an added bonus, what we're going to do is we're going to extend a gift. Is this a no purchase? No purchase. Absolutely no purchase. Although, I do need to tell you that you'll be responsible for all room incidentals. So if you use the mini bar, you use the phone, you use any of the pay-per-views on the television, that will be charged to your credit card. You have up to 30 days from today. You have up to 30 days from today to make your to make your reservation. So you have up to February 16th in order to make the reservation. Nope, it's available on Valentine's Day. Very cool. Other than that, please enjoy your free room courtesy of the Orion Hotel. And all I need to get from you is the name of the guest that you're going to be bringing so that we can print that on the gift card that we're going to give to you. I'm sorry, can you say that again? Darlene. Gary, I need to let you know that this is Mikey from Rock 105 and you're on the Mikey Show right now. You're on the radio.
And Darlene is on the line as well. Darlene is your girlfriend. And she wrote us and thought that you were cheating. Oh. And we're doing something called Cheaters Hotel. The idea is that we ask you who you want, what name you want. Darlene thought that you were going to say someone else's name. Darlene, are you there? Yeah, I'm right here. Hi. Gary, Darlene thought that you were cheating. So this is good news, right? Yeah, it was very good news. I'm really sorry, Gary. It's just you've been acting a little bit funny lately, and I just want to... She said... It's a really odd way to do that. I'm sorry. I know it's a little weird, but I just wanted to know, and when I saw you out at that dinner, it just really looked like it was a date, and I just needed to check. I'm sorry. Gary, she said that you've been distant. that you're going to bed early, that when she calls you, you speak in a hushed voice. I don't... We... This is the... Okay, honestly, this is very odd. Okay, first of all, I thought I was doing something nice, and now I'm finding something we've already talked about is now being broadcast on the radio. I'm sorry. It's a little strange. I don't know what to say. Gary, do you think that it's... Do you think that it is...
Do you think that it's kind of fair that she feels that maybe something's going on because you've been distant, or do you speak in hushed tones when she calls you? I think she's being paranoid, and I've told her this. We've already talked about it. That's why I'm not sure why I'm on the radio right now. It's really stupid. Go ahead, Ashley. What about, like... Because she said that she distinctly thought that you were flirting on that date when really you just said it was a business client. That's exactly what it was. Yeah, no, I'm right here. I'm sorry, Gary. I just, you know. What? I don't understand why you, I don't really, I've already talked to you about this. I've already told you exactly. You saw, you followed me. It was strange enough having to talk to you that night. Okay. She went up to the table? No, I think he means when they got home. Oh, when he got home. Not in front of the client. She followed you? Well, yeah, that's how she saw them. That's how she saw them there. So when you talked about it after the dinner, what did you tell her, Gary? I told her exactly what it was. It was the same thing I told her before. I'm not lying to her. I never have lied to her. Is this something...
Every time I try and get something going, you're like, no, no, I'm tired. I don't feel like it. And it just seems like you don't even want me anymore. And so it made me feel like you were wanting somebody else. That's not it at all. And I understand. I see what you're saying. Like, your feelings are valid. I understand. I mean, we're getting close to a year now. It's coming up. It's close to Valentine's. Like, things are obviously going to get a little bit different. The kind of honeymoon is over. But you know what I'm saying. Now, Gary, is this a path? That's what I was just thinking. Yeah, like, I don't want to be mean to Darlene, but has Darlene maybe always been kind of a jealous person? Are we okay with her following her boyfriend to a dinner? Well, that's what I'm saying. Like, has she always kind of been doing these, like, spy game things? Always kind of been doing, like, that's... In the beginning, there was no indication. I mean, recently, of course, that's the problem. That's what I... To be honest with you, Darlene, like, I really... I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry. I promise. I will stop it. It just...
No, no, I'm quite disappointed to the point of, like, this is a gut check. I mean, I have no other word for that, because I'm doing something nice. Somebody just signed me up for a hotel, and next thing I know, I'm being accused of cheating. And this isn't the first time I've talked to you about this. I don't know. I don't know that I want to deal with this anymore. What? I don't know that I can deal with you anymore. No, no, no, no, no. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, guys. Gary, Gary, Gary, before you do anything like that, Darlene, why do you feel that, what is it that is going on with you, Darlene, where you're feeling like, it sounds like Gary's telling you the truth, you know, he's told you the truth, he's, you know, we called and he didn't.
He didn't say somebody else's name. He said your name. What is it going on with you that's making you feel that way? I mean, I understand that maybe he's not as frisky as he used to be. After a year, yeah. But, you know, I just, it sounds like he's to the point now where he's kind of had it. He knows some of why I get so paranoid. My dad cheated on my mom for 20 years and, you know. So I guess I know that I'm paranoid. I've told him I'm paranoid. I'm trying to work on it. And I just hope that, you know, he can forgive me. Paranoid is one thing. Following your boyfriend to a dinner is another. Thank you. That's just bad. Like, Darlene, that is crazy to follow your boyfriend to dinner. You understand that, right? That's crazy. That's nuts to do that. It's garbage. I just wanted to find out for sure, you know. This poor guy sitting there like. I know. Nice way to start my work day. Gary, what else does she do, man? Does she, you know, check up on you all the time? Yeah, I mean, I don't want to say anything. I'm not going to drag anything out anymore than it is. I really, like, what does she want me to do? I really don't. I'm trying everything. Please, I'll go to therapy. I'll do whatever I need to do. I'm sorry. It's a good idea. There's nothing wrong with that. Make sure it's a male therapist.
She won't change, bro. Ashley! Ashley, why do you say that? Why do you hate on her so much? If she goes to a therapist, maybe... Maybe she goes to a therapist and she figures it out. Okay, great. She should do that. And he should break up with her. Wait a minute. Jessie? Yeah, go ahead, Jessie. Yeah, I wanted to say that Darlene shouldn't apologize for doing what she did. Why? And I think her boyfriend's going to use mind games against her. Like, he's doing it right now. Like, oh, blah, blah, blah. What has he done? It's not your fault at all. Well, wait, Jessie. Using mind games against her, she followed him to a restaurant when he was with a client. Yeah, but the fact that she feels the way she did, I think that's the problem that they need to address. And I feel that he should be more... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. The fact that he said the honeymoon's over? No, wait, wait, wait. Now, you said the fact that she feels that way is something that... they need to address. How about the fact that she feels that way is something she needs to address? Thank you. It sounds like this isn't the first time they've had this conversation, Jessie. It sounds like this has been an ongoing problem in their relationship. How is he playing mind games? What has he done? Because he said, oh, after a year, things are going to change. The honeymoon's over. Well, that's a fact. I've had relationships that are longer than that. And honestly, you can have an awesome relationship for a very, very, very long time.
more than just a year. And you just don't say that to somebody. Wait a minute, wait a minute. It's quite possible that after a year, the honeymoon is over. Yeah. And if he feels that way, he's entitled to feel that way. Not only that. But he hasn't cheated. But the honeymoon could be over, especially if somebody's checking up on you all the time. Absolutely. Accusing you of cheating all the time. You know, showing up at dinners with you. I mean, that would ruin the honeymoon phase for me. P1 Sanjaya. Let's get P1 Sanjaya. Sanjaya, what's your comment? This is what I think. I think he's happy that this happened to him, so he has a reason to break up with her, so now he can hook up with that other chick. That's just jumping to conclusions. Gary, are you in any kind of way, Gary, are you trying to use this as a catalyst to break up with Darlene? No, no. Look, I love... Is she still there? Yeah, Darlene, are you there? No, I'm right here. Hi. I love you, babe. I do. And the problem is you're going to drag me on the radio and talk about this stuff. And it puts me in a really awkward place, especially when this is already a conversation we have. I've already talked about this. We've already... We've been dealing with this. And now you want to do it in public forum. You leave me basically no other choice but to... No. Like a jerk. I'm not trying to. I'm trying to just...
I don't blame you one bit, Gary. I can only tell you exactly what I'm doing, and I can only tell you the truth so many times before you're not going to believe it. Absolutely. I'm going to hang up and let you guys work it out, okay? Thank you. Thanks. All right, thank you. Good luck. It's Gary and Darlene. Brutal. I feel so bad for them. 570-1053 is our phone number. Give us a call. It sounds like that may have been more beneficial to Gary than it was for Darlene. For sure. Yeah, true. 570-1053. Be right back with your phone calls. Morning, so much better. This is The Mikey Show. I appreciate that, dude. That's very nice of you to say. Rock 105.3. At Sport Clips Haircuts, they're celebrating their 500th nationwide store opening today, right here in San Diego. Stop by any of their eight San Diego Sport Clips locations today, and the first 500 people will receive a free MVP haircut with a $5 donation to the San Diego Boys and Girls Clubs. That's the ultimate men's haircut experience, including massaging shampoo and upper back and neck massage. Sport Clips in Claremont Town Square, Del Mar, Fenton Marketplace, Rancho Bernardo, Carlsbad, Chula Vista, and Escondido. At Sport Clips, guys win.
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No, it is. That's a bagpiping guy. The Francis plan right there. Just because Eddie's playing the air bagpipe doesn't mean this. Welcome back. It's 8.51. Britney Spears was allegedly walking around a clothing store naked over the weekend. Former Falcons head coach Jim Mora Jr. is interviewing for the Washington Redskins head coaching job. Getting a lot of calls from people right now that want to talk about Darlene and Gary. Darlene had us call Gary for Cheaters Hotel. He said her name. and says that he's kind of bummed out about it because it's been a pattern. Sounds like he kind of broke up with her, too. Yeah. She says that she followed him one time, saw him at dinner, and it turned out that that was a... And he explained that to her. She says she's sorry. P1 Aaron, are you there? What did you want to say? Hey, I think it was a little nonsense. I feel so bad for Gary just because, like, number one, poor thing, like... Yahoo, I got a hotel. Oh, wait, no, my girlfriend's accusing me again of cheating. I know. It's like, you know what? You know, honey, have you been cheating? No, I haven't. Okay, then we're done with this. Now, if it turns out he's cheating, well, she can kick him in the nuts. He's a dog. Whatever. Then we're done. Right. Just to go and keep accusing him, what is he supposed to do? I agree. I mean, she's got problems with her parents. Her parents, you know, we're cheating. You know, if her dad was cheating, that's okay, but don't take it out on him. Hey, Erin. Get therapy.
Hey, Erin, we have a girl here on another line, and we can connect the lines, and I want to see how you would rationalize with her. Her name is Nicole. Nicole, are you there? Yep. Now, Nicole, what do you think? I think that you guys threw the girl under the bus. How so? Because you guys, you know, you set it up, you did the call, you're all sympathetic to her deal. Yeah, I think that was totally lame to follow him, but there is something to be said about a girl's intuition. Erin, what do you say about that, Erin? I totally am okay with a girl's intuition, but, I mean, what is the guy supposed to do? I mean, how many times is he going to get accused before he's like, you know what, I'm done with this. If you think I'm cheating, well, then, you know, we just need to end it. And I would have done the exact same thing that he did. Nicole, what do you think? I don't know. I don't think that, you know, I don't know. People make mistakes. I think it was totally wrong for her to do what she did. And the truth is always revealed. But every time I've been cheated on, my dad cheated, all that crap. But I don't set people up to expect that. But the thing is, every time I've suspected someone cheating, I've had no evidence. It's just a gut feeling. And I have never been wrong. But in this situation, she admitted herself that she's in the wrong. Not to mention she did Cheaters Hotel.
Not to mention, he said her name. He did the most virtuous thing you could do in the situation. He did everything right. Yeah. I agree. I agree. But I also think, you know, you guys feel all bad because he's going to break up with her, but you guys really egged him on. Oh, dude, did she do this all the time? He totally threw that girl straight under the bus. Okay, well, I don't think we threw her... Dial the radio station. And I don't think we threw her under the bus because when we were sympathetic to her, she wasn't forthcoming with us telling us that she has issues, that this is a pattern of behavior. We didn't know that until Gary told us. And then once we knew that this has been going on for a while, then it changes the whole scenario, you know? Clearly. I mean, the fact that she has issues is pretty obvious. She called the radio station and she followed the guy. I mean, that's pretty clear. Right. All right. Well, listen. I appreciate the phone call, Nicole. I appreciate the phone call. Aaron, thank you very much. Hey, thanks a lot, guys. P1 Antoine is on the line. Hey, what's up? P1 Antoine. What up, yo? Not much, dude. What do you think? Well, I was just listening in, and I think that she pushed Gary into a corner, just kind of with her own insecurities. We heard the guy was frustrated. He hadn't, like, you know, what do I do to prove this to you? Like, did he put a bell around his neck? Like, what does the guy do? Right. Like, pretty much.
I mean, like, in the past, I dated a girl who would always look at my MySpace and say, I don't have any more. Can we just get rid of that MySpace already? Oh, no. For the reals, man. I'm glad with the whole MySpace called. She would go through my text messages. Like, where does it stop? Like, what's the next thing Darlene's going to do? Absolutely. Like, where do you draw the line and say, this is too much? That's what I'm talking about. Daddy, what are you doing over there? Thank you very much for the call. What do you mean? Appreciate it. P1KDK. Hello? Hi. Hi. I was just, like, thinking that you guys are saying how, like, her following him was so bad. But I don't think that's bad at all because if you think your boyfriend's cheating on you and he says he's going to go out to dinner. But at nine years old, Katie, can you really make this call and say this? Hey, just because you have a little voice. Wait a minute. Hang on a second. I have a boyfriend of over two years now. She's in the third grade. Do mommy and daddy know? Wait a minute.
Now, Katie has a point. I understand what you're saying, Katie. You're saying if she's suspicious where there's smoke, there's fire. I understand. I feel that. I understand, Katie. But at the same time, he tells her this is a pattern. She admits this is a pattern. Well, yeah, that's true. You're using big words. It does get a little old. But her following him to dinner, I don't think there's a problem with that. How is there not a problem with that, Katie? Well, because if... She thinks that he's cheating on her and her boyfriend's saying he's going to go out to dinner for work. Wait, wait, wait. Her boyfriend said that he's taking a client out to dinner. But who does that? Who does that? She doesn't know. She doesn't know. She's a kid. She's like, wouldn't they go play? She's only Kate. Katie, Kate, when you say who does that, who does it? Adults do that. Adults go on business meetings.
They have clients, Katie. Co-workers. Katie, they have clients. They do? Okay. I mean, you know they have clients. Yeah, but, I mean, if you think your boyfriend is cheating on you, what is that? It means that you got an issue you got to look into. I mean, it doesn't mean that you get to go follow them to arrest. Listen, Katie, Kate. I mean, the big life lesson, I think, here. If you are... If you are at the point where you're getting in a car or a big wheel or whatever it is, and you are about to go to a restaurant to see what's going on, if it gets to that point, then there's a problem, a big one. And it doesn't necessarily mean it's with him. Well, yeah, and then you should get help, and then you should talk to him about it. No, but see, this is why I broke up with my boyfriend. 100% of this reason of what Darlene said. Was doing to Gary. Are we talking about stereo? No. No, Eddie. I'm just asking. I don't know. I've had a other boyfriend. I just want to be clear. I've had a other boyfriend. Really? Okay, so you're saying. But nobody matches up to stereo. Well, that is true. Now, wait a minute. So you're saying. He's tall. You're saying. You're saying that you felt the same way Darlene did. And did you go follow him? No, no, no, no, no.
I broke up with my boyfriend because he was acting like Darlene. And no matter what I did, no matter what I told him, no matter how I proved it to him, he thought that I was shenanigans. He thought I was cheating on him with Rob. He thought, one time me and Rob went to a blood drive up in North County. And he was grilling me about that. He was grilling me about some comment that one of my other friends left me. In defense of him, you guys have been cheating. But we haven't. And that's the thing that was so crappy because I was really 100% being true to him no matter what. I said he didn't believe me. Get it together, Serio. It finally got to the point where I had to end it because... Yeah, because Serio just wouldn't take your word for it. The problem is 100% in him, not me. So, you know, Darlene's got it. Well, Serio's always had trust issues. I'm not talking about... Katie Kate, it is never okay to follow somebody. If you're following them, you've got a problem. If you're following... Absolutely. You've got a problem. Now, wait a minute. Now, that... Now, wait, wait, wait. Don't have a problem. Hang on a minute. I'll say this. If you are a guy or a girl and you're ready to follow somebody somewhere, it means it's time to break up.
It really does. It means it's time to break up. But I just like to say one thing on the other side. Say you are suspicious and you're not like a crazy person and you do follow and you catch your man cheating. Nobody is going to go to you and be like, oh, you were so in the wrong. You're crazy for following him because he was cheating. You know what I mean? But because he wasn't cheating, then we're sitting here going, oh, it's crazy. I agree with you. You know what? I'll agree that I do think that nobody will say to you. I can't believe that. That's so weird, blah, blah, blah. But it doesn't mean that it's the right thing to do. If you're at that point where that's what you're going to do, then break up. It's over anyway. It's over. It's over. Thank you, Katie Kate. She's a baby. She's a baby. P1 Eric. Yeah, I was going to say, this relationship's over. The basis or the foundation for any relationship is trust. Obviously, she has trust issues. Thank you. It's going nowhere. Yes, absolutely. Well, thank you very much. P1 Spartan is in agreement. It says that we were egging it on. Is that right, Spartan? Yeah. Especially the bee that Ashley has become. Especially. I am not a...
I'm the one person on the show who can 100% relate to Gary's situation. I broke up with my boyfriend because he was acting like Darlene is acting on the phone. So how am I being a B? I'm just being truthful with my experience relating to the listener. You're relating to the person. Your relationship has nothing to do with this. You don't tell somebody. I was giving my opinion. I was giving my opinion and I'm entitled to that. Well, you are a jerk. That's your opinion. Wait a minute, though. Wait a minute. But wait, Spartan. But wait, Spartan. Don't break Sweetie out. But wait, Spartan. She's entitled to call me a jerk. I'm entitled to think what I want. Now, wait a minute, though, Spartan. I mean, Ashley actually had the same exact situation go on, though, Spartan. She had the same exact situation. With stereo. Eddie? So, Spartan, if she's been through the same experience, why wouldn't she say? The girl's trying her hardest. She said, I'll get therapy. I'll do whatever you want. She's already trying. I'm sure Ashley's guy said the same thing. Absolutely. I'm sure he said the same thing of, I'm sorry, I won't do this anymore. And then the next week, he'd come at me with something new. Just like the next week after she followed him, she did Cheater's Hotel. Do you get that? It's in her. She's not going to change. She is harsh, that Ashley. She does. This girl's coming at me like I'm a jerk. I was not being mean. Ashley brings a bazooka to a flyswatter fight.
You've never done a fleshwater fight? I've never. You're the one calling me things, man. They are messed up. Who's the jerk? But there ain't no bazooka, I'll tell you that much right now. Ashley, you're fired up. She's still going. I know it. She's really upset. I've had other friends. You've had one. You've had one at Syrio. I've had more than. You know what you need, Ashley? What? The fart song. Oh, my God. Wait, what? I don't know how that's going to help her. She needs the fart song right now. Look, it's already helping. I was walking around, passing gas, silent blast, and one was loud. Was turning heads, barking spiders fled. Now I am red when I should be proud. How much would you give to hear Vanessa Carlton actually sing these? Because I made you from Chinese food. Should check my aunt, that's my aunt. Who says they think something's a riot? I like his one note. It never changes. The whole song, it never changes. One note. That's a really, really, I love the way that it just kind of ends in a very, very good. Very professional. I feel better.
We made a gigantic announcement two hours ago. We're going to be sending two listeners to New England for the Charger Patriot game. Holy cow. Holy cow. I'm talking about airfare for two, two-night stay at the Boston Copley Marriott, bus transfer to and from the game to get to the game. We've even got a party set up for you Saturday night with Josh Lewin and Hank Bauer. Wow. Now, this is what you got to do. Got to be down to the radio station Friday morning by 7 a.m. Guys in a Speedo, girls in a bikini. You're going to be jumping into a vat of clam chowder and finding the tickets. They're in the clam chowder. Now, Ashley, what's your question? Can Pete Lins come down and watch? Absolutely. Because that's going to be funny to watch. Absolutely. So get down here and watch. It's going to be huge. Now, if you want the details about this, go to Mikeyshow.com and type in the keyword what?
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And, you know, if you do happen to be locked into a contract, of course, we recommend going with Cricket once that contract's over. But Cricket has so many cool accessories for your phone. Like, you got to check it out. It's so much fun. There's so many cool things for phones that I didn't even know existed. It's pretty awesome. But your mic's not on. So I don't know what you're saying. Why not? There he is. Because Zed pushed the button and he's dumb. That's right. What's up, Eddie? Zed's dead, baby. I got nothing. What's the website, Skye? It's my Cricket. Cricket.com slash San Diego. Podcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. See San Diego. In case you missed it, it's a Mikey moment. You know, if I were to get tattoos, I would never get any girl's name anywhere on my body. You never know what happens. Look at all the celebrities, too, that it hasn't worked out for. Skye's an exception to the rule. She's got the word bunny boob covering her entire chest. But not a lot of people do that and, you know, have it work out. Skye. That's right. Those are ears? Yeah. Well, it was supposed to be. You're getting a little older. Yeah. Because they used to stand up. Floppy ears now. Yeah, now they're like a floppy bunny. I was Dumbo when I first... Wait a minute. Mikey's show continues. Back, it's 9-13. It's been reported that the 19-year-old Army private from San Marcos, who was killed in Iraq this month, may have been a victim of friendly fire. The Miami Dolphins have hired Dallas Cowboys assistant, head coach, Tony...
not Soprano, Tony Sperano as their new head coach. Come on, Sky. Dude, the same thought when I saw that headline, but then when I saw the picture, I was like, oh, no. Oh, no. Paparazzi took pictures of Britney Spears buying home pregnancy tests. Come on. Oh, dude, come on. Can't be the deal. No sex allowed. That was ridiculous. That'd be so sad if that was a deal. Everybody's getting pregnant, man. Matthew McConaughey knocked up his girlfriend. Who else? David Spade, he thinks he got some girl pregnant. It's garbage! And there's this report that says that 2006 was like the year of knocked up.
Yeah, it's really weird. They're referring to it as a baby boomlet. I don't know how that's different. It's not quite a baby boom, but it's... Well said. I guess, yeah, whatever. But they basically said that the amount of kids born in the year 2006 is the most kids born in one year over the last... 45 years until my kid was born dang yeah and they say in most wealthy industrialized nations they're actually seeing a decline in the birth rate except for here in the u.s and they don't know if 2006 uh you know births is just like an isolated kind of freak thing or if this is actually going to be a trend and could it be that whole mortgage offering weird mortgage rates and getting people into weird loans and so they're nesting and they're getting into houses and they're going, let's have babies. Oh, that's interesting. I never thought of that. I wonder if that could be it. It could be. A lot of kids born in 06. Isn't it kind of trendy to be pregnant now? It kind of is. When the celebrity started doing it, yeah. It is. I hope Britney Spears is not pregnant. That will be...
Unbelievable. Like, that should be illegal. Oh, it should be. It really should. But it kind of does make crazy logic. You know what I mean? That'll make her happy. Yeah, like, okay, I lost my kids. I'll just have another one. You know, that's kind of crazy. Oh, I hope not. I hope not. Logic. Well, because I'm just not convinced that she's not taking stuff. That's, you know. Oh, I hope she's not pregnant. Oh. If you're the praying type, pray she ain't pregnant. That'd be messed up. Mitt Romney won in Michigan last night. So that means three different people won the big ones. First one in Iowa, Huckabee won. Second one in New Hampshire, McCain won. And then the third one in Michigan, Romney's won. Now, there was one in between that we didn't really hear about in Wyoming. Romney won that one, too. Oh, he did. Yeah, it was small, though. I want to know who these pollsters are and experts. I mean, because everything going in was McCain, McCain, McCain's going to take Michigan. He wasn't even close. I think Romney must have made this big push at the end because his dad was governor there. So he was really playing that up. Really playing it up. And that's where he was raised. So he was really trying to get that played up. Cut 68. Tonight marks the beginning of a comeback. A comeback for America. It's too perfect, the hair. Hair makes me uncomfortable. It does.
Mitt Romney's hair makes me say, I don't know, I trust you. Shouldn't be like that. Should be a little messed up, the hair. Too perfect. Hey, look, I got news for you. What? That John Krasinski, the guy that plays Jim on The Office, in real life, he used to date the girl that plays Karen on The Office. Used to? Now, she is Quincy Jones' daughter in real life. Correct. And they used to date. They're dating again. Oh! They're back on, and they're on the show together. They're on the show. So that blows our whole theory about Jim and Pam in real life, right? I do not think so. Opposite. How opposite? It plays into the theory perfectly. I don't get it. Well, I don't know if we're thinking the same thing, Eddie, but I think that it makes the girl that plays Pam, what's her name? Jenna Fisher. I said to my wife when we were talking about this, I go,
You know Jenna Fisher's doing her best right now to act like she's happy for the two of them. Exactly. And Rebecca goes, and you know it's killing her. So just like on the show when they merged Branches. Jenna Fisher is available for the first time. Why do you think she's available? And now Jim's unavailable. This is crazy. Just like the show. Life imitates art. Well, we all really think in real life, and we're not joking. We really believe that Jenna Fisher has a thing. For Krasinski. But Rebecca said, I don't know if you guys agree with this. She goes, Krasinski, as cute as she is, Krasinski is just not attracted to Jenna Fisher. Thinks she's a great girl. Definitely not as much as Karen. Loves working with her on the show. Loves that they act together. Thinks she's the greatest person. But he just doesn't see her that way. And he says, I know it. Why? You should. I said, what's so strange about it? Is that in real life, guys love Jenna Fisher. We love Jenna Fisher. We think she is like the girl next door. Like guys would love to date Jenna Fisher in real life. Just like girls would love to date John Krasinski, the guy that plays Jim in real life. Like he's the perfect boyfriend. But he's not attracted.
So you don't think it'll ever happen? I don't think so. Eddie? Well, my theory could be just like on the show. Please make me happy. He found out that she was available, meaning Pam, too late. Like him and Karen started to talk again. And so now he's like, oh, you're available while I'm with her now. So you really do think he likes her? I want to believe that. So you know what that means, right? That means that he's going to start in real life eventually cheating on. Oh, you are an awful, awful person. No sex allowed. Wow. Wow. It's a spicy meatball. It really is. You guys want to hear Katie Couric being Katie Couric behind the scenes? Like, you know, in other words, nobody. It's like behind the scenes audio of Katie Couric. She being a jerk. It doesn't look like it. Okay. Cut 39. No, I'm just going to, I'll have to ad lib it. Give me one interesting exit poll, please. Meanwhile, the Democratic race between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, still too close to call. We'll have more later. Okay, I just had a heart attack. You know what? Can you give me a 15? I did, but I think you're getting down. Yeah, sorry. Yeah. Okay. Thank you. I was like, oh, s***.
I have seven seconds. Well, at first she sounded kind of mean, but then she recovered. She freaked out, I think. Yeah. But then she recovered. She sounded nice. She's cool. Fun. She sounded fun. Yeah. Cut 40. So I'm doing the first one. He's not expecting a big win. And then how is his money and staff situation changed? OK. And then there's much more CBS news ahead. OK. Freddie Giuliani's dead. I mean, you know what I mean. 20 Seville. No, it's okay. I'm having fun. Wish we had two hours to do this. Is it Wheatland? Wheatland or Wheatland? Wheatland, right? How do you say that? Does anyone know? Sorry. Wheatland. Wheatland. Okay. I could listen to that all day long. She's so cute. I can listen to stuff that people don't know that they're being taped all day long. Fascinating. It says actor Harry Shearer's website posted raw off-the-air footage of Katie Couric on the night of the New Hampshire primary. That's what you're hearing. As you would expect, she acts like an actual human being. Here she makes fun of how deep her voice is when she has a cold. Cut 37. My voice is so low with this cold.
Save that clip. Sean, save that clip. Wow. For when any of us have a cold. Play that again. Let me hear it. My voice is so low with this cold. I feel like time for the weather and ow. Should we mention again what Boston Rob's going to do on Friday? Oh, please. Absolutely. Holy Toledo. I mean, as if it isn't big enough that we're going to be doing the big Charger thing, we're going to have a guy and a girl, guy and a Speedo and goggles, girl and a bikini and goggles, diving into a vat of clam chowder to find tickets to the Patriots game this weekend. We're sending people to New England this weekend. And if you want in on it, all you have to do is show up here. Well, you know what? The details are on MikeyShow.com. Keyword, Bolts.
But that's going to happen at 7 a.m. At 6 a.m., Boston Robbie, he didn't want to make a bet. Nope. Wouldn't make a bet. Oh, wait. Wouldn't do it. She said, okay, we'll do something else with you then. All right. So at 6 a.m., he's going to read off a sheet of paper a bunch of things saying terribly bad karma stuff about the Patriots. Wow. I mean bad. Bad karma. Things that we would, as a Charger fan, never say. Because we know it would bring bad luck to our team. And we're going to have him read. Say what, Ash? Can you give an example? Yeah, it'll be something along the lines of, I hope, with all my hat, that the New England Patriots lose this game this week. Oh my gosh. Well, he didn't want to bet. That's true. He didn't want to bet. Holy crap. So he will be reading things like that. A real fan would never do it, but he's going to. But then, in the 8 o'clock hour, he will have to go through the Charger Gauntlet. Now, you guys know what Blood In, Blood Out is, right? Yeah. Like gang, when you get jumped into a gang. When you get jumped into a gang. We did it on this show to get on the show. Yeah, exactly. We had to walk down a line and we all punched each other and threw rocks.
So much fun. Yeah. And once you're in, you can't leave unless you're Boy Blunder or Bobby Kernels or Danny. It's not easy. It's not easy. We know. Yep. What we're going to do is we're going to have Boston Rob letting you pee once come down here on Friday. And he's going to be dressed as a ridiculous looking patriot. Some sort of patriot. And he's going to have goggles on himself. And you P1s are going to throw water balloons at him that are filled with paint. Blue and gold paint. Lead free, of course. Oh, we want it to be safe. Yeah, we don't want to hurt him. So, yeah, these water balloons did not come from China. And so we will throw water balloons at him with blue and gold paint. You will also, as P1s, be allowed to throw eggs at him. His Patriot getup.
Also, paintballs. Oh, my gosh. Shoot paintballs at him. Best day of my life. Blue and gold. So it'll be really great. Oh, I can't wait. It'll be really great. We're calling it the Charger Gauntlet, and it'll happen in the 8 o'clock hour on Friday, and you can watch. And participate. And participate. The more the merrier. Awesome. How could you not do this? Come on. Wow, we better get a lot of those paint balloons. Come on. That hockey jerk in his place. You've got to come down and do this to support the Chargers. That's right. Where are you at, tough guy? Throw eggs at Rob. Oh, I can't wait. Go Bolts. What's that, huh? Have your fun on Friday. What's that, huh? Do you guys know... What's that, huh? Do you guys know who Brad Renfro is? Has he ever heard this name? Brad Renfro. Yes. This is the guy from the movie. It's just one of his movies. 25 years old. He was in the movie Apt Pupil. Sleepers. Yeah. He was in The Client. Yeah, he was young. Here's a clip of him from the movie App Pupil with Ian McClellan. Cut 35. Stories. They're afraid to show us in school. It's a sad story. He is dead at the age of 25. That's unbelievable. Yeah. Brad Renfro.
Yeah, he had just actually finished filming The Informers with Winona Ryder and Billy Bob Thornton. And he was found yesterday morning in an apartment in L.A. You know, obviously they're not releasing the cause of death yet. But he did have problems in the past with substance. Drug problems. Yeah, you know, heroin and the whole deal. That's awful. Yeah. There's a woman in New York City claiming to be Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend. What's his name? Yeah, well, it's funny because... Transgendered? Her name is Phil. The first sentence of the story is, sorry, ladies and gentlemen, Ryan Seacrest is off the market. Yeah, so this chick, I guess. He is a gay man. She owns this bar, which is called Bar Candy in New York, and allegedly met Ryan a couple years ago when she was bartending at the W Hotel in New York, and she just did an interview with InTouch Magazine where she says that they've been dating on and off for years.
I guess a lot of buzz came around her because they were spotted having dinner together in late December in New York, holding hands and looking, quote, very romantic. And awkward. Yeah. You know, she was asked by the magazine to define exactly what her relationship with Ryan is. And she says, well, they try not to put labels on it. But when he introduces her, he introduces her to people as his girlfriend. And she says he's a great guy and she loves him. Wow. Well, there you go. But she's never seen him naked. Yeah. Or they've never kissed. So if you want to see what she... Well, he describes that as yucky. But she's a beautiful brunette, you know. She now owns this bar in New York called The Bar Candy, and she lists herself as one of the bartenders. So if you go to their website, her name's Erica. She's the first bartender on there if you want to see what this girl looks like. No sex allowed. Yes! Tobey Maguire is friends with Jennifer Aniston, okay? And he decided that he wanted to try to hook her up with another one of his friends, and this particular friend is on the show Entourage. I'll tell you who that is.
Drama. And if it worked out. Also, coming up next, we have not explored our daily routines in two years. And we've changed on this show a lot. So when we come back, we're going to play you audio of what we were doing two years ago when we described our daily routines. And then we're going to describe our daily routines now and see what's changed. That's next on The Mikey Show. Like a coma. The official spokesdog for USA Federal Credit Union. As a dog, I can smell real good. Good enough to know that your car, it stinks. So head on down to USA Federal and get yourself a car loan. But maybe you don't want a car. Maybe you want a boat or an RV or an all-terrain vehicle. Perfect. We got great rates on those loans too. So come down and let USA Federal make it happen. Because if you're like me, you just love that new car smell. Cool Opportunity Lender. Member NCUA.
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Tall guys. Right. And so they were set up. I guess there was a whole group of friends vacationing in Cabo. In a new bowl. She went out with him. Yeah, I heard that. And Tobey Maguire got them together. And she loved his personality because she loves a guy that can make her laugh. And I guess he was able to accomplish that. But just, you know. Brad from sales. Zeth. Sean. She's dated all those guys. Wow. That's out loud. But I guess physically the connection, the spark wasn't there. Serious. So it'll just be friends. So he liked her, she didn't like him? Yes. Oh, well. Yep. All right, are you guys ready to do this? Oh, my gosh. Our daily routines. Now, there's seven people on the Mikey Show, and there was not seven people on the Mikey Show a couple of years ago. Right now, it's me, Eddie, Sky, Sean, Ashley, Boston, Robin, Zeth. All different ages. I'm 37, Eddie's 34, Sky's 30, Sean's 37, Ashley's 24. Boston Rob's 25 and Zeth is 22. We range in age from 22 to 37. And this was from a couple of years ago. You're about to hear what we were all doing in our daily lives at that time. And then we're going to compare and see, well, what's it like now? Let's start off with Ashley. Now, before I play, now what we've done is, when we told you what our daily routines were a couple of years ago, it took us a long time to tell you.
So what I did was I said to Ashley, go in, find those clips and just edit them down. Make them real brief and concise, about 30 seconds long or so. Zeth says to me, he goes, I was in there when she was loading those in, when she was editing those. And he goes, dude, I was blown away by how different Ashley sounded. I can't wait to hear this. It's crazy. This is from a couple of years ago. Ashley. I leave here no later than like one. You go home. I go to my room, and I get in my bed, and I smoke a bowl. And I'll do one of two things. I'll either take a snapper, and then I'll watch, like, my day TV. Then I'll take a nap. Which consists of what? Which consists of either Fear Factor, People's Court. Then I wake up at about between 3 and 5. I'll go play tennis, or I'll go, you know, I'll go do some errands. I'll go work out. I'll go, you know, meet up at cereal. I'll go get something to eat, cook dinner. Cereal! Cereal! And I'm in bed by 8, and I'm asleep no longer than 9. Wow, is he right, man? Her voice. Isn't that crazy? Why do you think we did this when we did voice? Yeah, you know. Shepard. Shepard. Yeah. That's why we started that voice. So crazy. Now, Ashley, how different is life now? Oh, my gosh. Gosh. It's like night and day, because that was two years ago. Yeah. So, yeah. So, now what do you do when you leave? You're still with Serio. I'm not with Serio.
I still love that guy. He's the best. Broke up a long time ago. Really? He's a great guy. Listen, we're still friends. I like that guy. No, not quite. But yeah, my routine is much different now. So what do you do now when you leave? Well, I leave a little bit later. Probably more like 1, 1.30 on a normal day. Get home and I've got my puppy. So my schedule has completely changed as of like last week. Like a kid. Totally. Oh, she completely is my kid. She's consumed me. So I go home, and I take her out, and then we'll play fetch, and I'll watch a couple programs, and I just, like, need a little cool-down period to not really talk to anyone and just relax. Do you still do a snapper? No. No snappers? No snapper. Well, Ashley went through rehab like I did, and so she's sober now. How long have you been sober? It'll be going on 10 months. Wow. Holy crap. It's good. It's good. So, yeah, and it's just... So then after I watch a little bit of TV, like I don't take a nap during the day. I haven't taken a nap during the day in months. So after that, I'll go to yoga. I'm really big into that right now. And I'll do my yoga class, come home, make a little steamed zucchini, go to bed. Wow. I'm in bed by like 7, 7.15. It's very different. Asleep by 8. That's a very different schedule. Party. Yeah, it's totally raging at my house all the time. Let's hear what Sean was up to. Oh, this is the best. Let's hear what Sean was up to two years ago.
Well, when Sean's done with the show, he has another job that he does at the radio station. Now, why am I piping so much out there? When Sean does, we'll talk with the show. So he does that until approximately what time? About 4 or 5 o'clock. The first thing I do when I get home, I set down my computer, take off my shoes and my pants. And I see what work I have to do for the evening. Then I begin to prepare dinner. We'll bake chicken or we'll have spaghetti or, you know. Hamburgers, whatever. Now we start working. The TV's still not on. It's music. When do you fit the TV time in? Somewhere around 9 o'clock. When I'm done watching the shows, I go to bed. Yes. Yeah. Better believe it, baby. By the way, I'm drunk. John, has anything changed in two years? The only thing that's changed is the evening schedule is a little bit different. I go to bed a little bit earlier. And when I work on the computer, I have the television on now. But your pants are still off. Yeah, you still do the pants. They are way off. Love it. I'm a lot hotter than I was two years ago. This was Sky two years ago. Drive home. Get home to Escondido. Check out what the bunny boo's doing. If he's not working a job that day, him and I will lunch it up. And then we normally run some errands. And then probably a couple days a week, maybe like three days a week, we'll go to the gym.
So, yeah, I read my book, I take a bath, and then it's like nap time. You get up, and then that's when I discuss with Bunny Boo what we're going to do for dinner. He's prepping the grill. I take my nightly shower, come out. We watch the boob tube, and then I'm off to bed, hopefully by like 930-ish. That was two years ago. Dang. Really annoying book then. You know, lunch at BoobTube. Sky, has anything changed in the last two years? Yes. What's different? I do not go to the gym anymore. I've decided to cut that out of my daily schedule. Yeah, I got a lot of napping to do. It's hard, man, getting on that thing. Right, yeah. Love hurts. Makes you sweat. I'm not a fan of sweating. And then the other thing I don't do anymore is I don't take baths anymore.
Due to frog hands and conserving water. But besides that, yeah, everything else is the same. Doesn't taking a bath conserve water more than taking a shower, though? No, opposite. Not when you take them like me. I turn the water on and off continuously for two and a half minutes. Why is that? I don't know. It's just, yeah, they say a five-minute shower is what you should be doing right now to conserve water and baths. Ten minutes feels so good. Five minutes, that's a short shower. Yeah, it is. It's way too short. You ready for Eddie? Yes. This was Eddie's routine after leaving the radio station approximately two years ago. Leave here. It's about one o'clock. Go home. Make myself a PB&J. Milk or chocolate milk? That's awesome. You are seven years old. And chips. And I usually lay down on the couch, start watching something that I TV on the night before, and I'll fall asleep on the couch. So then I get up, groggily make my way over the computer, do work, because I have to set everything up and check my email and all that stuff. I consider working out almost every day. Don't. Shower up. And then usually, lately, been going out after that. Oh.
Wow. What's up, Robbie? Those are good jobs, baby. What a difference. Oh, my God. Really? Where would you go, Eddie? You crazy guy. Margarita rocks? Yeah, blue. Okay. Eddie, do you have to pop and lock when you say that? So, Eddie. Nothing's changed, Mike. It's the same day, baby. Go out every night. Uh-huh. Well, that certainly has changed, hasn't it? So what is the... Now you're married. I'm married now. That's right. You got married 7-7-0-7. Yeah. I don't eat the PB&J anymore either. What? Wait a second. I stopped. Occasionally, I tried to stop. I cut out the eating when I got home because I would eat and go right to sleep. That's not good for you. I've cut that meal completely out. Now, I just go home when I get off work and go right to sleep for a couple hours. Wake up. It depends on what day it is. If it's a workout day, then I'll go to Frogs Fitness, go do my workout. If it's not...
then I will usually, I still do my work stuff on the computer, check out my emails, all that stuff. Finish that, go down and play whatever video game I'm into at that time. Play for like an hour until my wife gets home. As soon as my wife gets home, we discuss for an hour what we're going to have for dinner. What do you want to have for dinner, honey? I don't know. What do you want to have for dinner, honey? We should have this, honey. No, why don't you take some meat out, honey? Why don't you do this, honey? We should go out to eat for dinner, honey. For an hour. This goes on. Do you really? Swear to God. Every day. Every day. Unless I have thought ahead and decided, all right, I'm going to cook and this is what I'm going to cook and I just do it, start cooking. Right. But if there's no decision made or I don't feel like up to cooking, then it is... What do you want for dinner, honey? I don't know. What do you want for dinner, honey? I mean, for an hour. It's the most annoying conversation. So then do you finally end up making the decision? Or you wait sometimes until you hear a good suggestion? Yeah, that's what it is. It's usually, well, do you want blah, blah, blah? And I'll be like, ooh, yeah, that sounds good. Let's have that. It takes a while to get to the perfect thing, though. It's the worst. And if there is cooking to be done, I cook. Almost 90% of the time. And that's because I'm a jerk and make fun of her cooking and stuff like that. True.
blame her. Either I'll cook dinner or we'll go out to dinner or go get food or whatever and then we'll have our dinner. Margarita Rocks. That's changed. Margarita Rocks is closed now apparently. I wouldn't even know. We watch our wonderful television shows and then I go to bed. Dancing with stars. Big show in our lives. There you go. I am really sad right now. Hey, no, Eddie. Hey. It's beautiful. Rob going out tonight. Hey, it is Wednesday. What up? There you go. All right, I'm up. Oh, yeah. Now, I got to tell you, I do not even know what this is going to say. I have no idea what was going on two years ago. I really don't. Like, I don't have a memory of saying, and I haven't heard what we're going to play. You're going to chip out. This was me. Yeah, no kid. No kid. Two years ago. Here we go. I will get out of here, try to catch an AA meeting, go home, and before the nap, it's email and Food Network on mute. Then I will doze off myself, and I will have nightmares for about an hour. At 3 o'clock is usually when I wake up, and I will get out of the house, go to the gourmet cheese shop, or I will try to work out, and then I come home, and it's back to the email.
depending on how close we are to 4 o'clock, is Good Eats on the satellite. And about that time, my wife will come home. We go get something to eat. Come home, more email, more computer, and then take a couple of Tylenol PM and doze off. Wow! Isn't that gnarly? No. It's a little different. That is not my day anymore. Uh-uh. It's not? Nope. I leave right after the show now. I go home. When I get home, sometimes I will go into the backyard and look at my citrus. How are the oranges and the limes coming along? I will come back in the house, try to get something to eat, depending on whether or not Jake has gone down for his nap. He goes down for a nap, usually wakes up about 11. So depending on whether or not he's still asleep or awake, I will go. take a nap and it's weird too because I don't necessarily take a nap right away. I'll get in bed and I'll try to consume email like I'm shoving stuff in my mouth. Like that's the way I'm trying to do emails because I get emails from work and I get personal emails and I'm trying to consume the emails real quick. You're scarfing through them. I'm scarfing through them and trying to go to sleep and get a nap. So then I'll wake up from the nap.
at one or two o'clock and I'll try to literally scarf down some sort of reading. Like I want to read. And so I'm trying to read something and I know that I don't have long to do it. So I'm literally trying to scarf in the reading or I'm trying to scarf in Food Network or I'm trying to scarf in politics on CNN. But it's one of those three things I'm scarfing up. Food Network, reading, or CNN. Then at four o'clock, Jake wakes up from his nap and I get him from four to six. So from four to six, I am following him around the house. Like he's walking around and I'm following and I'm saying stuff to him and trying to get him to pay attention to me. He goes to bed at six o'clock and it's more scarfing. Like I'm either trying to get to email or I'm trying to talk to Rebecca about stuff.
And now I go to bed. I try to be asleep by 7 p.m., which means that I'm now trying to between 6 and 7 p.m. trying to either have a conversation with Rebecca, do stuff on email, or watch stuff that's been TiVo'd from the East Coast so that I can talk about it on the air the next day. That's now my routine. So different. That's so different than what it used to be. Wow. What do you do, Seth? What do you do when you leave here? I leave here probably, I don't know, around noon, 1230, something like that. I drive home, go try to find something to eat. If nothing really looks good to me, I'll just take a nap most days. I'll nap until about 530, 6 o'clock, wake up. Whoa! That's quite a nap. Yeah. Figure out what I'm doing for dinner. And then after that, I'll just watch, you know, stuff. I have T-Boat for a couple hours and go to bed. Rob, what about you? What do you do when you leave? Oh, Rob wasn't around during this. He wasn't around during that. So we didn't have one to play of him. Oh, he was probably getting.
getting breakfast. Yeah, he was on the show, but I don't remember why he didn't do the thing. Well, he still doesn't. Imagine two years ago. It's even worse. So Rob, what's your routine when you leave here? First of all, what time do you leave here? About 12.31. And what do you do? So I'm roughly home a little after one. As soon as I get home... It's kind of like my veg out time for about half an hour to an hour where I'll throw on this stuff from the History Channel or Discovery Channel. Seriously, whatever I got T-vote from that week, that weekend, throw that on while I kind of go through emails. So I just really listen to it. I don't really watch. And then if something really catches me, I'll actually sit down and watch it. So for about an hour, I'm doing emails and I'm watching whatever's T-vote. After that, I'll try to hit the gym where I'm lifting weights. What time? That's roughly 2.30. Uh-huh. Just about 2.30, quarter to three. Right. Get out of the gym, come home, make a quick bite to eat, check any emails again, and then I go out to boxing. And then get home from boxing, shower up, try to throw something in my mouth, check emails again. Oh, wow. And then from there, I drive up to my fiance's where...
I get there about 8 o'clock. So you guys never do dinner? Rarely. We do dinner on like a Friday night or during the weekends, me and her. That's crazy! What time are you getting to bed? Uh, let's see. Let me tell Mike something that won't make him mad. What can I say that won't make him mad? You know, Mike, usually in bed about 8.05. Why do you lie? Liar. Anywhere between 11 and 12.30. Oh, dude. Why do you do that? I can't fall asleep earlier. And this is where I really get upset. No kidding. I'm so wound up once I get out of boxing that it takes me a couple hours to actually come. Because I'm so cut, though. You know, I mean, it takes a while just for the muscles. You know, the adrenaline after you knock somebody's ass off. After fighting all those toddlers. You want Ava, what's up? Hey, you guys. I'm a longtime listener. What's up? And my whole family listens. While we were listening to you guys this morning while driving my 10-year-old to school.
You informed her that there is no Tooth Fairy. And we did not. Absolutely not. No, we did not. We kept saying Tooth Fairy, Tooth Fairy. We kept correcting Tooth Fairy, Tooth Fairy. We wouldn't do that. Yeah, we were really trying to be super careful. You're really trying to be super careful. Yeah, now she expects five bucks. I love it. I love it. Yeah, she loves Skye and she totally agrees that inflation has to prickle down to the children. I agree. There you go. You got a smart kid, Ava. Give her some ham. That's right. That's what Sky wants. Under the pillow. Did you guys hear Diane Keaton was dropping the F-bomb on Good Morning America yesterday? Oh, man. What an idiot. Yeah, we got audio of it and details. That's next. You're listening to The Mikey Show. Indeed, you are powerful. If your resolution is to lose weight in January, pass those fries and load up on the carbs.
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uh she's better than me or can work out longer than me and it's very tiring and i'm an idiot but that's what i do i was doing it yesterday at frog's fitness working out on the elliptical and i was working out next to a gal and i wasn't quitting until she quit now how do you feel about old people does that apply to old people like what do you mean Well, I did the same thing. Well, I attempted to do the same thing back in the day when I was working out. And there was this dude on the elliptical machine. And I swear he was like in his 60s. And I'm like, okay, I'm going to stay on the machine longer than him. And I couldn't. He was killing it. First of all, men, I don't care about. Like, whatever. Regardless of age. Yeah, because there's a bunch of guys that are in better shape than me that will blow me away. Right. With females, for some reason, I feel as a man, I'm stronger than you and I need to defeat you. Okay. And normally, you know, I shouldn't be able to, but because of my ridiculous competition thing, I do it normally. And if it's an old lady, yeah, she's dead meat. If she's dead meat. Yeah, I will destroy her. Well, I hope that works out for you. My prediction for her, pain. Okay. So you can come work out with me. It's really fun at Frogs Fitness. I'm really getting into it. I'm starting to enjoy it. I'm starting to, you know, get back into the swing of things.
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San Diego, hit it! Kia! Kia! Yesterday, Diane Keaton was on Good Morning America, and this happened live on television, cut 36. All right, I have to ask you about something. I mean, I love them. I'd like to have lips like that. Then I wonder if my f***ing personality, or my, my, excuse me, my personality, if I had lips like yours, I'd be better off. Also a crime. My life would be better. I'd be married. What am I going to do? My mother's going to work on your personality with soap in your mouth is what she's going to say. I know. Excuse me. I shouldn't have said anything like that. Did you hear how all the air got sucked out of the room? All the producers flipping out when she said that? So we were all just talking about it. We all saw Cloverfield on Monday. And Seth asked off the air, he goes, why do they call it Cloverfield?
And right after that, my wife sent me an instant message, and she said, hey, when we saw that movie on Monday, why did they call it Cloverfield? Because we were all listening to the commercial that they were playing on the radio. And I said, Eddie says that we missed the very beginning of it, which we did. We missed a couple minutes in the beginning, and they say something about it being a Cloverfield project or something. And Rebecca says, well, that tape wouldn't have been recovered, but whatever. Oh, she gets so into it. Like she will pick apart every single little aspect of a movie. And I'm like, babe, this is not a documentary film. You know that. This is not a documentary film. And she just wants to. And she's like, what her biggest complaint she said was she said that I think she said like during all of this stuff that's going on in New York City. Who would ever be concerned with videotaping it and making sure that everything's videotaped? They're like, you're running for your life. Why would you be taping anything if you're running for your life? Oh, boy. It's raining on our parade, Rebecca. I am with you 100%, Rebecca. Just raining. Somebody who could get millions and millions of dollars for that tape? Exactly. How about that? Yeah. Rob.
So Andrew Morton wrote this book called Tom Cruise, an Unauthorized Biography. And yesterday he was on the Today Show. It's a very controversial book because he says things in it like he says that Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' daughter, was not really Tom Cruise's daughter and that she was born of sperm that came from L. Ron Hubbard, the inventor of Scientology. So he's on the Today Show. Having to kind of answer some of these questions, he's explaining his research and says that, you know, he's explaining like where some of this stuff came from and why we didn't know about it before. Cut 41. How much of this book is actually grounded in fact and how much is really hearsay, particularly from former Scientologists who have an agenda? They're disgruntled.
Well, I think this has been a very carefully researched book. I've spent two years researching it. And as you know, I'm known for my careful research in all the books I do. And I wanted to explore Tom Cruise both as a man, as a symbol, and to find out what really made him tick. And quite frankly, I've spoken to hundreds of people, and as you've seen from the clips, He's extremely litigious and also, today, extremely angry. But the tragedy... But let me finish. But some people obviously will not go on the record to talk about Tom Cruise because they're scared of it. Yeah, but they're scared of him. How funny. Yes. And everyone knows that my books have been written with the utmost awesomeness in every case. Including this one. This is him. explaining the whole Surrey, L. Ron Hubbard, all that stuff. Cut 43. And some fanatics even wondered if the actress had been impregnated with Hubbard's frozen sperm. The Church of Scientology immediately responded to this, saying, ridiculous, in fact, the sperm was never frozen. So again, I ask you, now you're involving a child. Where do you get that information? Then the next sentence in the book says...
Obviously, the thinking was absurd. But let me be clear... But why do you put it out there, then? Because it leaves the thought in everybody's mind. Because, A, it was talked about in the mass media, including your sister station, MSNBC. But more than that, this is what they believe in. They believe in reincarnation. They believe that when L. Ron Hubbard died, they don't even say he died, he dropped his body and went on an exploration around the universe and was due back in 20 years. Now... This isn't me making it up. This is what they actually believe. Yeah, so stop trying to get one over on me with your sister station doing the same exact thing. And right there, snap, sister. Yeah, get out of my grill. Yeah. In your face. Now you've got face all over your face. I see it. It's right there. I'm staring at face sitting on your face. You guys want to hear the Star Wars geek last night on Idol? Oh, yeah. Cut 28. Men loved me. I don't consider myself sexy by any means whatsoever, but men were coming in in droves to take my picture, so I'm like, okay, come on. I don't normally dress like this. I'm very simple. I don't wear a lot of makeup. Got some concealer on the cover, some of my acne, but even that's not even that bad anymore, thank God. I do have a genuine talent. I've been told I have a genuine talent. I am a good singer. You know, I may be dressed up in a costume, but I really, I do have a good voice. I believe in myself. Betty, what was she wearing? Nothing.
Crazy. I mean, she had her Princess Leia buns, like cinnamon buns on her head. And she had a Star Wars belt and just kind of a goofy one-piece outfit. It wasn't Star Wars, but... Yeah, like it was all black with fishnets and tall black boots. Yeah, it was weird, but it wasn't like Star Wars-y. Here she is auditioning, cut 29. What do you think I say? I'm going to sing Don't Let the Sun Go Down Me, Roger Daltrey version. Cool. Roger Daltrey. I can't lie. No more of your darkness. My pictures, they seem to fade to black and white. Thank you. That was a strange audition. Okay, Randy, yes or no? No, I don't think you're right for this, dear. Pull up. I think you need a goofball.
I think you're a great girl. I don't think this is right for you either, but I enjoyed your audition. Nice to meet you, Christina. Thank you. Thank you so much. Give my love to the Wookiee. That show is something else. Eddie says they were really going after Peep's time, and it was too mean. Yeah, I don't like it, man. It seems like they just set him up for just... being jerks you know yeah and it was weird because it seems like it kind of shifted like in previous seasons like simon would just be mean to them but this season seems a little different and almost a little more cruel it's like they're setting up people who obviously have issues in their life to hurt them and to kind of shatter them emotionally. Yeah, that's messed up. Like the one with the mom so sick, she's about to die in a wheelchair, but they get the girl's hopes up and they wheel the mom in and the whole deal. That's brutal. Eddie, what were you saying about when Simon goes, did you honestly think that you had any talent? Oh, yeah. He says, did you honestly think you had a chance to win?
And I thought to myself, well, yeah, because all the producers are telling you you do. That's why they come back. Well, yeah, I thought that because this is the fourth time I've been asked to come back. See, because what a lot of people think is that the process is that you go down there and you're with a stadium of people and you go audition in front of the three judges and you're on TV. Not even close. But that's not really the way that it goes on. P1 Jackie is on the line. Are you there, Jackie? You bet I am. What's up, Jackie? Hey, I have a question about jumping in the vat of chowder on Friday. You know, I'm not really a marble bag wearer, and I don't really want to go out and buy a Speedo. So would you guys take some bun huggers in lieu of the Speedo? Well, the idea is... That you wear a Speedo. I mean, if you don't want to, you don't have to. But then, again, you don't have to win New England tickets either. I need the tickets. Yeah, then you've got to put that Speedo on, bro. Small sacrifice. That's right. Sack it up. Literally. I'll sack it up. All right. We'll see you. Yeah, on Friday, people, we need a guy and a girl. Got to be down here by 7. What we're going to do...
is we're going to put guys in a Speedo and goggles, girls in a bikini and goggles. You've got to wear your Speedo down here. You've got to wear your bikini down here. You get registered, and then we're going to draw a guy's name and a girl's name at seven. Guy will be in a Speedo and goggles, chicken bikini and goggles, and what you'll do is jump into a vat filled with New England clam chowder. And you will have to find the pair of tickets to New England, to the game. Sending you to the game. It's only the AFC Championship game. Oh, my goodness. Got to find out all the information about what time the games are and all that stuff. I want to announce that. And then on Friday, Eddie will give you his prediction. What he thinks will happen. If you want all this information on how to win these tickets, go to MikeyShow.com. Keyword, Bolts. Bolts. Hillary Clinton was taped a show to be on the Tyra Banks show on Friday.
Tyra Banks? Yeah. Come on. Right? And she said to Tyra that she dreams about being on America's Next Top Model, that she would really love that. Huh? Yeah, I can't wait to hear the actual audio, but the quote is, quote, in my dreams, I would be on America's Next Top Model. Oh, boy. Yeah, that'd be fun. It's not easy. It's not easy. We know. Yeah, it's not easy to be a supermodel, Hillary. That's right. We get it. Gwyneth Paltrow had to be hospitalized. Yeah, and they're not saying what's up with her or whatever, but yeah, her family is in New York, and she was seen being wheeled into the hospital in a wheelchair slumped over by her husband. So they're not specifically saying what's going on, but last check she was still in the hospital. Wow, man. Yeah. Her husband's the lead singer of Coldplay. Love Coldplay. Eddie feels like every song kind of sounds similar, though. Well, it does.
Whoa. They're good, though. Yeah, if you like that one song. That's harsh. That's harsh, man. It's the deal, Ash. Dude. Jessica Simpson is such a drama mama. Give me a break already. Why? She says... I'm not going to go anywhere near Texas. I can't even go to my house that I have in Texas. I'm so scared of Texas because everybody thinks I'm at fault for the Cowboys losing. And I'm afraid. And you know what's like just kind of random and weird is John Mayer yesterday actually blogged about it and was telling people to leave Jessica Simpson alone. And, you know, it may not be his place to say anything. But, you know, Jessica has a good soul. And he doesn't know anybody who loves the state of Texas more than Jessica. And, you know, to accept her and whatever. Accept her for exactly what she is. Yeah. And then kind of in a related story, what I just found out today, which I can't believe we didn't hear about this earlier, is, you know, the playoff game between it was the Giants and the Cowboys. Right, Eddie?
Yes. The New York Post paid a Jessica Simpson lookalike to sit behind the Cowboys bench. Are you serious? Yeah, three rows back. I just saw pictures of her, and she looks pretty good. She's wearing the exact same outfit Jessica Simpson wore. Wow. Yeah. And it looks like Jessica Simpson? Yes. So they did a good job finding the double. Oh, yeah, yeah. Pull her jersey and go, Robo! Right? Okay, so we're going to start doing something new on the Mikey Show that I kind of want to tell you about. And we're going to be telling people more about this as we keep doing it. But the Mikey Show is going to begin to blog. Oh, get your blog on. That's right. What up? Every one of us on the show. And we're going to do it every day. Now, I had done this a while back, but I stopped doing it because it became complicated. It was kind of a process. But I'm not doing the process anymore, which makes it easy. So now Zeth will be posting our blogs. Oh. And so every day you can read a new blog from us at MikeyShow.com. That's cool. Yeah, so starting tomorrow is when you'll be able to go on. We're going to all write our blogs today, starting today and then all the time after this. And I was talking to Skye about it, and she's like, I don't know what I'm going to write.
Like I've never blogged before. I don't know if there's like rules to blogging, like what you're supposed to blog about. Like I don't know. Anything you want, man. Anything. You can just randomly talk about anything. Whatever is on your mind. You can talk. Think of it like a journal. It's just like a journal. A very public journal. A very public journal. So you can talk about thoughts. You can talk about stuff that happens, you know, when you get off work. You can talk about things that you think. There's only one rule. You cannot use the word bunny or the word boo. Oh, yeah, that is a rule. I don't think that's really a rule. That is definitely a rule. There goes my blog. Yeah, all of us use that. What are we supposed to do now? That was my whole thing. Exactly. Well, I'll give it my best shot. I was going to call it the bunny blog. Brittany Spears went into a store in Sherman Oaks and came out walking out of the dressing room naked. What?
She does not care. Oh, man. She does not care. That's a great way to put it. She doesn't care. It doesn't matter. Like, don't care. No, doesn't care at all. Yeah, but you don't. I don't care. Brittany, you got a little something. I don't care. Oh. Brittany, you're going to lose your care. I don't care. Yeah, this was the Betsy Johnson store in Sherman Oaks. We actually have a Betsy Johnson store in Fashion Valley here. It's like a women's clothing, handbag, whatever. Yeah, I just got a handbag there myself. So over the weekend, she goes to the one in Sherman Oaks and grabbed a bunch of clothes and goes into the dressing room. A few minutes later, she comes out completely nude. According to the woman who was working there at the time, she says Brittany's private parts were right in front of me. Oh, boy. So she immediately, like... The woman working immediately grabbed the closest thing off the rack to kind of put it to cover Britney. Right. And Britney screamed and then said, get away from me. Don't you effing come near me. She says she then, Britney naked, grabs her paparazzi boyfriend's hand, brings him into the dressing room. They're in there for 45 minutes making weird noises.
The woman says she heard Britney slurring and talking in a British accent. And the woman's like, she felt like she wanted to help Britney, but she said that Britney was so mean to her that she was scared and she just left her alone. I'm drunk. Does the guy, the paparazzi guy, does he have any conscience about... Like, is there any part of him that's like, this is wrong, man. She's messed up and I'm taking advantage. Yeah, I doubt it. No, it doesn't seem like it. Nothing? At all, no. Bad karma. It's karma. Oh, it's total karma. And the parents. Yeah, his parents probably did that. We don't even need to go there. It's just this guy's karma. Let's see. Eva Longoria says she's not pregnant. She's just hungry. Oh. Paula Abdul likes to fire people, this thing says. Yeah. Well, what she does is, apparently what Paula Abdul does is, well, we know she's a little daffy. Loopy. And so her assistants, her personal assistants will quit and she will freak out and cry and be upset and beg them, don't, please. She'll talk them back into staying and then she fires them like three days later. Oh. Ah.
They say she goes through assistance like toilet paper. Wow. And depending on if you're like Ashley, you go through it a lot. It's like a roll a day. A roll a day. Ashley says a roll a day. Hey man, I'm a germaphobe when it comes to using... Hope you're using the recycled toilet paper. Yeah, right? I know, I need to do that actually. You gotta start buying that. Yeah, I know, I watched that on Oprah. Go green! Get recycled toilet paper. It must look like a volleyball when you have a ball of that... It's like a mummy on my hand because I'll go... wrap it all the way around my hand so there's no possibility of anything. And then I swear, there's not been one time that I've ever, like, left the restroom without washing my hands and I sing the happy birthday song to make sure that I'm getting the full, you know, appropriate length. I actually heard that you have to sing the song happy birthday to me while you wash your hands. Have you seen her hands lately? All the bacteria gets completely washed off. Her hands, because she washes them so much, are getting, like, all jacked up. Like, chafed? Yeah, it's because it's mixed up. It's like the cold weather, you know? And so my hands are just like callousy, dry, cracking. Might do the same thing. Ashley's really pretty, but she's got some issues, you know? She's got some stuff. She's whacked out. Those fat pits. You know, she's got some stuff. They're not fat. They just sweat. Wonder cereal left. That was hilarious. What if I told you he wants me back? I wouldn't doubt it. Well, then in your face. Yeah.
Right on ya. Right below your eye. So in your face. Anybody here watch Discovery Health? No. Like occasionally, randomly, you know, for flipping through. Sometimes I have some real interesting stuff. Like if it's like plastic surgery before and after I'm in. Yeah. I'll watch that. It's not going to be Discovery Health anymore. It's now going to be called OWN. Huh? O-W-N. Stands for Oprah Winfrey. Oh, come on. Shut up. Get out of here. She bought it. Yep, she's made an agreement with Discovery Communications to take over Discovery Health, which, like Mikey said, will now be called OWN, and that will start in 2009. She also bought Baltimore, and it's going to be known as Oprah Moore, starting June 5th. And she also bought all the people of Atlanta. She really is rich. She bought all of them.
Jim Mora came with the deal. She's kind of cool. She likes him. Eddie and I were talking earlier because Eddie says that Jim Mora Jr. is up for the Redskins coaching job. And I said, whenever Eddie says that somebody's up for coaching job. I don't know if you should share this. The first thing I do whenever he says that somebody is up for a coaching job is I try to imagine what will they look like on the sideline wearing that team's jacket, hat. And sometimes it is not a good mix. Right. It's not a good mix. But when he said Jim Mora Jr. to the Redskins, I thought, good fit. He liked those colors on him. I think he'll look great with the Redskin hat on and the Redskin polo, pullover shirt. Now, what if that same guy was up for the job in Baltimore? If Jim Mora Jr. was up for the Baltimore job? Yeah. How do you like those colors on him? A little purple, a little black.
You know, actually, I think that works too. All right with that. That works too. But see, then you've got to picture somebody like John Gruden who always wears a visor. There are certain teams that he would look awful with that visor. Like who? Chargers. Really? Would not want to see Gruden wearing a Charger visor with that blonde hair. Not going to look good. Or the Giants. Which means there's a theme there with blue. I don't want to see him in blue. What about like the 49ers? Perfect. You like that. I think that would look great. That would look great. Bill Belichick. Different. Bill Belichick takes his hooded sweatshirts and cuts the sleeves off diagonally. Like an idiot. It looks disgusting. It's like a slob hobo. And if that guy ever went to the Minnesota Vikings, it would look horrific. Yeah. The purple cut sweatshirt would look gross. But it would be a perfect match for the Raiders. It would fit right in. Green Bay. Green Bay would work. Sloppy. Sloppy kind of work. Yeah, I see that. Norm Chow got fired. Yeah. From Tennessee. A little bit of a surprise. Yeah, it surprised me. Not like their offense let everybody on fire or anything, but it's not like Vince Young has a lot of weapons to work with. I thought they had a good ground game. And if you didn't hear it, Pac-Man Jones.
is accused of punching a stripper at a strip club. This is a new story. This is Wednesday, January 16th we're saying this. Hold up the paper. I don't believe you. Seriously, man, because we've heard this before from Pac-Man Jones. He's at the strip clubs, always in the strip clubs. Maybe it's his thing. It's clearly his thing. He's really into strip clubs. He goes on websites and stuff. Yeah, stripclub.com or something. We don't know. 570-1053 is our phone number. At the beginning and end of every show, we do an open phone segment so you can call in about anything you want at the beginning and end of every show. So it's up to you right now. Anything you want to call about, you can call about. Sky was at a restaurant yesterday and overheard people at the table next to her talking about the Mikey show. Yeah. Yep, that's true. What were they saying? Well, it was weird because it immediately caught my ear when they said Matthew because that was the story you told yesterday about your tattoo, about how I was supposed to say Matthew and it's misspelled and Matthew. And so then the bunny boo and I had a disagreement over whether they were intentionally saying that to try and get my attention or whether they were just random people chatting about the Mikey show. Yes, it's me.
No, opposite. My hubby thought that they were doing it to get my head in. Just bring the Sharpie over and let's get it over with. I'll sign. Yes. You don't have to do this charade. I thought they were just chatting. No, I will not leave your cell phone voicemail out there a message. I will not. Stopped doing that two years ago. Whatever. Hello, this is Skye. Brad's not here right now. Leave a message. Okay, is that it? Is that what you're looking for? My done. Hey, it's Skye. Hammy ham ham to you. Sabrina can't answer her phone. Leave your ham at the sound of the ham. Yeah, that's exactly what I say. Yeah, it sounds exactly like me. Yeah, great. Real good. Yeah. Real fresh. Whatever. Weep. Shut up. P1 Sanjaya. Okay, what's up, Mike? I have a question for you. For Friday? Uh-huh. Say I'm a little bit short on cash, and I win those tickets, and I got to go into the clam chowder, and I can't buy pairs. Can I substitute them with a pair of my girlfriend's thong? Oh, no. You do not want to see change. No, I don't want to see that. No, thank you. Go get a Speedo, you. Thank you.
gross p1 daniel son is on the phone oh good mikey what's up this is p1 daniel son just calling to let you guys know i've been listening to your show now for over two years and in that time i've converted plenty of p1s for you guys the newest ones uh my girlfriend now listens to the show and her fiance and i just got a uh i got a message this morning from my buddy i was telling him about your show yesterday and i just checked my voicemail he's like hey what station is the mikey show so i just come That's good, dude. That is what we ask. That is all we can ask, and you're a good person. Thank you very much. Thank you, guys. Later. P1 Bass String is on the line. Hey, Mikey, what's up? You know how you guys were talking about the tooth fairy earlier? Uh-huh. Has Sky ever heard of when you're an adult and you lose a tooth, the roof fairy? What is the roof fairy? You lose a tooth as an adult, you put it under your pillow at night, and then the roof fairy will come down and give you a solar panel. you know, you put it under your pillow. Oh, I'd love that. Skye's very green. She would really like the roof theory. I would love that. Solar panels aren't cheap, man. There you go. Yeah, they're about $200,000 a piece, aren't they? Well, according to Skye, I found them for like $15,000. If you want to do a whole house system, you're going to pay about $30,000. She'll tell you how you got to do it, but you didn't do it. All I'm saying, she said $200,000. That's all I'm saying. Get someone to come out, give you a quote, and you'll go, oh, Skye, I'm sorry, I was wrong.
Well, come here. I'll knock your teeth out. There you go. Okay. P1 Tenknocker is on the line. Tenknocker, what's up? Hey, Mikey. How's it going? I was just wondering when that segment for Ashley on American Idol is going to play, if at all. If at all, it'll be next Monday because they said next Monday, American Idol shows their auditions in San Diego. Oh, man. If at all. If at all. Don't let anyone down. Thank you very much. Don't let us down, Ashley. Coming up next, the lovely and talented Missy is up. And today on the Nooner, it'll be great. All request lunch with Missy today. So whatever you want to hear, she will dial up for you. If you want to know how we're giving away these tickets to see the Patriots and the Chargers in the AFC Championship game on Friday, go to MikeyShow.com and type in the keyword BOLTS. We'll see you tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show's out. Mate. Love your mouth.