The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 01/24/08
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
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The show opened with a discussion of the prescription drugs found in Heath Ledger's apartment, then moved on to a humorous parody of a brain‑reading gadget called Swindle. Later, the hosts launched the M‑Tube video contest inviting listeners to make promotional YouTube videos for a chance to win an HD camcorder, and they aired a prank call where Mitt Romney’s son pretended to be Arnold Schwarzenegger. The program also featured the recurring Tough Love with Eddie segment, where Eddie gave blunt advice on wedding‑day hives, excessive sweating, and hair‑cutting, followed by the Cheaters Hotel investigation into Erica’s suspicion that her husband Al was buying Victoria’s Secret gifts. Finally, the hosts talked about Drew Peterson’s bizarre suggestion to be the star of a dating game show while his wife remained missing.
What happened, in order
Heath Ledger drug findings
The hosts discuss the six prescription drugs found in Heath Ledger's apartment after his death.
Kindle e‑reader talk
Mike describes receiving his Amazon Kindle, explains how it works, and shares his excitement about reading newspapers and blogs on it.
Swindle fake product pitch
The show presents a satirical infomercial for 'Swindle,' a fictional device that beams words into your brain, makes you taller, cures cancer, and lets you fly.
M‑Tube video contest announcement
The hosts launch M‑Tube, inviting listeners to create three‑minute YouTube videos promoting the Mikey Show for a chance to win a high‑definition camcorder.
Mitt Romney prank call
Mitt Romney’s son prank‑calls his father using an Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard, leading to a humorous on‑air discussion about the gag.
Tough Love with Eddie
Eddie gives blunt advice on wedding‑day hives, excessive sweating, and cutting one’s own hair, framing it as a ‘tough love’ segment for listeners.
Cheaters Hotel investigation
Erica calls in suspecting her husband Al bought Victoria’s Secret gifts; the show runs the Cheaters Hotel hotel‑room test to see whose name he would put on a gift card.
Drew Peterson dating game suggestion
The hosts recount how Drew Peterson called a radio station proposing to be the star of a dating game while his wife remained missing.
People mentioned
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Eddie, was it a slow week for you or a fast week for you? Really fast. Fast. It was, huh? Yeah. It's already Thursday. Sky, what about you? Yeah, it's been pretty fast. It's already Thursday. It's hard to believe. It's 6.06. A total of six different prescription drugs were found in Heath Ledger's apartment, mainly antidepressants and sleeping pills. Tiger's in town. Tiger Woods plays in his first tournament of the year at Torrey Pines at the Buick Invitational. Everything begins about 8.30 this morning. Have you ever been to one of those, Eddie, and watched them golf? You know what? I never have. I've heard a lot of people tell me that it's really fun and all that stuff. It's just not something I'm even... I love watching golf on TV, but I don't know that I'd want to be walking around following these guys and not really be able to see stuff. It seems like it would be more irritating to me than anything. And I don't want to just watch one hole. Some people just...
sit at, say, the 17th hole, and you just sit there and watch all the stuff that happens at the 17th hole. I'd want to follow Tiger, and everybody follows Tiger, so you're never going to be able to see everything. Now, did you pick that as a random hole, or you mean some of you people really go, 17 is like a thing? It is in certain courses. What is it? The TPC, the big hole is 17. Didn't Tom Cruise say it was all about the TPC? Well, yeah, that's a whole difference. KFC. Yeah. Well, that's cool. I mean, I would like to see Tiger Woods in person. I don't care if it was on a golf course. I'd just like to see him. Go to lunch? Pretty special. Oh, you mean on the course? Yeah, well, you know, whatever. I think it's really neat to meet human beings that are real different from other human beings. That's why I thought it was so cool meeting LT that day because he just has abilities that most people don't. It's cool to meet people that have gifts from God that are just real special. That's neat to me. Ask them questions about it. I'd love to meet Mariah Carey. Say, what's it like having your throat be able to do all that stuff? That's pretty cool. So, welcome to the show. 570-1053 is our phone number. And you can call us at the beginning and end of every show. Anything you want to talk about, it's open to do that. You can do it. I was going to see There Will Be Blood.
This weekend. Yeah. And then my wife informed me last night that, no, we're going to a child's birthday party. Oh. Yeah. All weekend? No, but it's a three-hour movie. So, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I see what you're saying. I mean, there's other hours in the day. I go on Sunday. Yeah. I just didn't want to on Sunday. You know, Sunday I wanted to, you know, I just wanted to chill with my homies. Oh. There's no football on, though. Of course. There is no football. You know, Eddie, I got... genuine depression yesterday. I got genuine depression. I was pulling out of the radio station and I realized it's over. I totally understand. It hasn't hit me yet. I'm kind of excited that I get my weekends back. I've been working six days a week since August. To actually have two days off, I don't even know what I'm going to do with myself. 23 days until spring training. Pitches and catches. Is it? Yep.
Out in the desert and all the different places that they do that? Yep. I got my Amazon Kindle in the mail yesterday because it was back-ordered. It was a Christmas present from Rebecca, but it was back-ordered. So I finally got it yesterday, and it's a really neat... For those of you that don't know what Kindle is, it's this... It's like an iPod for books. Books, magazines, and even blogs. Really? Yeah. And so, like yesterday, I ordered the San Jose Mercury News 14-day free trial. And then you don't have to pay for it if you cancel before 14 days. So I set a reminder to cancel it in 13 days. And I'll read the newspaper from San Jose Mercury News every day. Awesome! I downloaded a couple of books and really enjoyed reading it. But I also got a blog on the Padres. It's pretty cool. Like every day you get this new blog and you read about the Padres. That Kindle thing is pretty cool. Now, it doesn't read to you like an audio book, right? You read it. Yeah, you read it. But I think that they do offer audio books because it's got audio on it. But I haven't figured out how to do that yet. It reminds me, see, similar devices are coming out now. The Kindle I've seen in Newsweek and a lot of different...
Entertainment shows that it's supposed to be a pretty big deal. And then they've got this whole training video on it on Amazon, Amazon.com, where they tell you all about Kindle and how revolutionary it is. There's other devices coming out now that are kind of similar. Welcome to the new revolutionary reading device called the Swindle. Unlike other reading devices that require wireless downloads, Swindle allows you to read a book while you sleep, swim, run, or perform in a rodeo. How does it work? Simple. Swindle technology beams the words into your brain using a microchip developed by the guy who brought you the weird email scams from Nigeria. I darn near fell off old Crimson Tide here. First time I read Freakonomics with my swindle tucked up in my cowboy hat. Oh, you are a freak, aren't you? By the way, do y'all know a market's only as strong as its GMP based on cost per points and stuff like that and whatnot? Woo!
Too tired to read a book downloaded directly to your brain, and now you're tired of The Swindle? No problem. Just switch The Swindle to Not in the Mood Mode, and Swindle gives you amnesia, and you forget you ever downloaded Swindle. What do you think of Swindle? Swindle also makes you taller, cures cancer, aids, and allows you to fly using your mind as a propeller. That's not all. If you live in the U.S., Swindle is free of charge. This makes it easier than ever before to download things directly to your brain. If you order swindle within the next 15 minutes, operators who look like Jennifer Aniston will want to marry you. It's just that easy. What are you waiting for? Order swindle today. What if I can't afford a free swindle? No problem. With swindles, that's what I'm talking about mode, you achieve instant wealth and outperform top Fortune 500 executives. You also crush tanker trucks using nothing but your thumb,
And index fingers. Rad. Thanks, Swindle. Swindle. Revolutionizing the way you read. Wow. See, they're already coming. Now new products. I like that one better. Let me see what you're saying with that. So let's introduce everybody. There's seven people on the show. That's a lot of people on one show. Seven people. It is a litter. Let's see. I'm the host. My name's Mike. And I'm 37 years old. And I also go by Mikey. Eddie is our producer, our sports guy. He is 34 years old. Sky does news. She's 30. Sean is 37. He's our sound effects guy. Ashley is an American Idol performer. Yes. Let's see. What else can I tell you? Boston Rob. He's a phone screener, friend of Zeth's. And Zeth is friends with Rob. That's the easiest way to sum that up.
What's going on with the screen up here? Almost every other day. Yep. Not turned on. Almost every other day. Well, you don't need it, right? No. And between, and now he's, he's, he's got, he's doing a help desk, so I can't see. You can see the top two, right? Yeah. Yeah. What? That's all I got up so far. I figured we both win. Right? I figured we both win. Whose job is it to turn that, to turn that, to get the monitor on? That's mine. Yeah, it is. Sometimes, you know, what sometimes you forget listen i'm a little busy mike sometimes you forget you know 23 days until spring training what do you want from me all right i had to figure that out for this morning you're not the only one reading baseball blogs i want to do some reading anti-psychos on the line good morning mikey what's up buddy not too much dude hey just want to give a shout out to eddie man for the past you know what
Close to six months. You've been devoted to dedication to the San Diego-based Charger fans. Irrefutable, man. You're awesome. I appreciate you keeping us up to date. He dots his cap. I appreciate that. There you go. No problem, man. I always look forward to you. And what do you think about Charlie Joyner coming back? That's really cool. You know, the Chargers, we were talking yesterday about how they got rid of James Lofton. Right. One Hall of Fame wide receiver. They hired another Hall of Fame wide receiver to be their new wide receiver coach. And one who's very familiar here in San Diego, number 18 himself, Charlie Joyner, back with the Chargers as their wide receiver coach. Now, does it say if he was doing the same thing somewhere else? Oh, yeah, he's been coaching for 21 years. Yes. And he was most recently in Kansas City. And look at what happened. Dude, Dwayne Bowe went in there and kind of went off. Yeah. Nice. P1 Harold. Hey, I was just curious if you guys had heard anything about that, those crazies.
at the Westboro Church kind of picket Heath Ledger's funeral. Yeah, now these are the guys, if you don't know what he's talking about, what's the name of the church? Church? Yeah, now, it's kind of a bummer. Sky and I were talking about it the other day. It's kind of a bummer that they even call themselves a church because I said to Sky the other day, I think that they might be legally insane. I don't doubt it. I agree. What they do is they picketed a funeral for injured servicemen last year and they held up signs that said God hates fags and What was the reason that they picked the funeral? Do you remember? Well, because America tolerates homosexuality. Okay. So, you know, that's why our soldiers are dying, because we tolerate homosexuality. I mean, like, to even make the connections and connect those dots, you almost have to be legally insane. And listen, man, I'll tell you one thing. I believe that we all have to answer.
to the big guy one day, and that's a bad thing to have to answer to. Yeah, they preach nothing but hate. Yeah. It's just disgusting. But what it does is that, like for guys like my brother Mark, my brother Mark and I were having a conversation, and he doesn't like to hear the word Christianity. He just doesn't really like it. And when I talked to him about it, what his reference point is, and you know Mark, he's a smart guy. His reference point is people that blow up abortion clinics. That's the word that's always in the story. This thing, that's the word that's in the story. And, you know, so he's got a lot of zealots in his head. And so for him, there's always the possibility that all roads lead to crazy. And so whenever he hears the word, it kind of implies crazy, you know, and it just it blows.
They're doing a lot of harm, I think, to exactly what they think they're trying to be for or whatever. What they're trying to accomplish. And it's disappointing because it happens in a lot of religions. You could look at Muslims and there's crazy Muslims out there, but not all Muslims are crazy. Exactly. Flying planes into people. Yeah, I mean, that's a... Those are fanatics. Pet lovers, environmentalists. Every group has their fanatics that can ruin it for everybody. That's the example I used to my brother because my brother is way huge, big time into guns. And I go, hey, dude. I go, what about Klebold and the other kid at Columbine? I go, that's what you guys are all about, right? I go, that's what you guys do. I go, how long is it going to be? And he goes, and I go, no, no, no. How long until you go into a school? Because I know it's coming. I know it's coming. That's what you guys are about. But it's just a bummer. And, by the way, God does not hate homosexuals. He doesn't. That's what's bad about it, too. Like, hey, get your facts straight on your signs. Don't say that in the Bible. It says the opposite in the Bible. He loves everybody. Anyway, 570-1053 is the phone number.
P1 Neglected Black Kid. Hey, what's up, Mike? What's going on? Were you really neglected? No, not really. Just, you know, had a hard life. Are you really a black kid? Yes, sir, I am. All right. Well, what can I do for you? Well, I just wanted to ask you guys. Eddie just gave the Malcolm X signs, and I'm with him. I'm with him, too. I say fight the power. That's the chocolate I'm talking about. That's right. I say fight it. I just want to be a part of something, you know what I mean? And black is cool to me. You should probably know that that's the Black Panther sign. That's the Black Panther sign? Yeah, I mean, see, already we're kind of out of you. All right, well, as long as they're not that bad, I'm in. I don't have to know too much about them. Anyway, what's going on, P1 Neglected Black Kid? Chocolate Lab, that had to be put down yesterday because he was suffering from cancer. Now, Sky, will that get you as much as a cat dying? Wife had to put our cat to sleep on Sunday, and when I announced it on Monday, Skye was crying here on the air. Yeah, I wasn't crying because it was a cat. I was crying because I felt for your wife. I know how much she loved the cat. So I don't know, personally, P1 neglected black kid, or else I probably would cry. She would cry for him, too. She would cry for him. I saw you guys at the Derby. Then you do know him, Skye. There she goes, bro. You got him.
There's a tear served up nice and hot and salty. No, I'm really sorry. That sucks, dude. Yeah, it does suck, bro. When did they have to put the dog down? I'm sorry? When did they have to do that, put the dog down? When did they? Yeah. My mom kind of came to the conclusion, like, he had epilepsy and he was having seizures. When did they have to put her down? Yesterday at 11. That's too bad, man. That's too bad. I'll lift you up in some prayer and hope that you get better. I'm sure you're sad about that, man. I just wanted to ask if you guys could make these next two shows, you know, really good. You got it. We'll make today's and tomorrow's extra special. I know. Don't give us too much pressure now. Turn up the funny volume. All right, bro. Thank you very much, guys. I'm getting a home run for a sick kid. That's right. If you don't, man, you hate the sick kids. Yeah, I'll try. P1 Dan, are you there? Yeah, hey. What's up, Mikey? What's going on? Hey, man, I just wanted to let you know what you guys do on Fridays when you guys close the show. It means a lot to a lot of P1s, including me. A lot of us go through a lot of hard times every day, especially with the prices in California going up, so on and so forth. The prices in California going up. Now, wait a minute. So what you're saying, basically, is that the cost of inflation is playing a role in people kind of being bummed out.
Everybody hurts after the holidays. Everybody hurts with money. The most depressing day of the year was on Monday, they said, according to the paper. Yeah. I mean, I'm doing a lot better than what I've seen a lot of other people, and I give thanks for that every day. I pray to God. He's a big role in my life now because I needed something to hold on to. There you go, bro. Something to keep me going. Yeah. And you honestly, you know, brought me to that, you know? Uh-huh. Seeing how, you know, you had issues, be that they may be, I had issues as well. I got into a relationship. Hey, bro, let me cut you off here, and I appreciate what you're saying, and I definitely appreciate what you're saying. I think that that's very cool, and we're glad to do that, and, you know, that's what I think is... lacking in some of the different shows maybe you hear, you know, because we do, majority of what we are is about laughs, but we also have a pretty good relationship with our P1s, you know, like, we kind of consider our P1s to be family. So, anyway, I do appreciate that phone call, man. Thank you very much. P1 Self Made is on the line. Hi. What's up, dude?
Hey, Mike, I just want to comment on that show last night about embarrassing yourself for $500,000 in front of your family and friends. Oh, yeah. Moment of truth. Moment of truth. It premiered last night on Fox Cut 51. The only thing that separates a person from $500,000 is 21 questions and their ability to answer each one of these questions with the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Is there an opportunity Well, it's kind of a flawed question because, I mean, most of us, it's hard for us to be honest. What did you think of the show? I thought it was pretty good, but I think as far as ADD goes, I don't think it's going to work for me. Why? Were you kind of phasing in and out?
Well, I mean, you know, you take so long between the contestants answering the questions. You want to hear what they have to say about it. But at the same time, it's kind of like, you know, they're looking around. They're flinching. They're sweating. They're showing their family members. And I understand that suspense is part of it. But it's like... Get to it already. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I got you. Did you guys see it? Anybody on the show see it? I watched it. Eddie, what did you think? I think it's gross. Really? I think it's a really gross show. kind of pound my chest and be like oh the downfall of america but kind of is yeah you know it's kind of gross to put people you know they're doing it to themselves but it's still gross to watch you know them sitting in front of a television camera basically saying yeah i've cheated on my wife and and you know and have the wife sit right there and hear it and in front of all these people and you know it's just it's just well yeah i got a clip here now check this out This is a guy named Ty. He's a personal trainer. And listen to the question. Cut 54. Do you think you've delayed having children because you're not sure if Katya will be your lifelong partner? I need your answer. The answer is yes. That answer is... Is it worth $100,000 to hear this stuff? True. Three more $100,000...
But at what cost, Ty? So you've just earned some money. Devastated. Yeah. Right? That's what it is. That's creepy. It is really creepy. It's really grody. And I'm not going to watch it again. And I was really just kind of icked out by the whole thing. Wow. Yeah, I really wanted to see it, but my wife was like, she refused. Really? Yeah, so we didn't watch it. I'm trying to imagine that being pitched around in a boardroom. That's crazy. It'd do anything. And hearing people laugh at that and applaud, you're like, whoa, what is going on here? Right, right, right. And then they show the wife, and she's holding back tears. And you're like, okay, well, this is a great show. It just wasn't for me. P1 Red Baron? Yeah. What's up, man? Hey, Mikey, I was wondering what the opening song, who does that? That's Buddy Guy.
What did you pick it? I saw it in the movie Hustle and Flow. Yeah? And thought it had one of the coolest vibes I've ever heard in my life. I still love it. Every day when I hear it, it's almost like I'm hearing it for the first time. It's got the coolest, hippest, slickest vibe in a song I think I've ever heard. Do you still like it better than the old Metallica opening? Yeah, I used that for 10 years. Longer than 10 years. I just got tired of it. I just got burnt out on it. You've got to change every once in a while. Eventually, I'm going to stop playing this. People freaked out when I stopped playing Metallica. Then I didn't play this one one day, and people will already freak out when I don't do this one. But you have to change. You have to evolve. Eventually, the one that we're using now will not sound as cool as...
It does today. It'll eventually kind of get tired. Something else will be cool. Is it on the website? No. No, it's not. Who's in the background? My buddy here at work. What do you guys do? We work at a warehouse. What do you guys do? Packaging company. What do you do at the warehouse? We send out packaging supplies to anywhere around San Diego area. Boxes, bubble wrap, foam. What's that rascal up to in the background? What's he doing? He's just a fan of the show. Trying to get in on the radio. Ha ha. Bert and Ernie over there. You guys get along pretty good. Do you trust that guy? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. Five o'clock every day. It's a lot of fun. All right. Cool, bro. All right, man. Thanks. Appreciate it. That was P1 Red Baron. Hey, Eddie, P1 Sooners fan has a question for you. Okay. Sooners fan, you there? Oh, absolutely. Good morning, everybody. Good morning, man. I was going to let you know, man, the Buick Invitational, I was kind of on the same page as what you were saying, and I've gone for the last couple of years.
And it is absolutely the coolest professional sporting event I've ever been to. I know. I've heard that a lot from people. And I'm eventually going to do it. But I just, I don't know. It's just not something I'm really, like, excited about. You know, I was right there with you. And then after you go out there and, you know, you do the, you know, seeing Tiger Woods thing and a couple of the big golfers. But when you get tired of following them around, they've got a huge pavilion set up. where you can go and sit down and eat, and they've got about a 100-foot TV screen you can watch it on. You know, there's booths set up where you can get your pictures taken with Tiger Woods, all, you know, computer animated stuff. It's cool. It's all free. You know what I mean? The beer's expensive, but outside of that, it's good times. What happens when it's over? Do they ever meet anybody? Yeah, absolutely. You can go over by the putting green even before it starts, before they go off on the course, and catch them as they're getting in their carts over to the driving range from the putting. Bud and Green, and they'll sign for you. And then after you're done with the round, you can go back to that same place. And they're really open and cool about coming. Maybe not a Tiger Woods or a Phil Mickelson, but pretty much everybody else will stop and sign for you. It's pretty cool. There you go. All right, man. Hey, listen, I appreciate the phone call. Thank you. Still not convinced. No. You don't want to go stand out in the rain all the weekend? No, it doesn't sound fun. 7,000.
Marines are deploying today. Wow. 7,000. Yep. Sailors and Marines. Sailors are going too? Yep. Yep. It's the aircraft carrier Nimitz, along with four ships in their strike group, are going to depart about 9 o'clock this morning. They're heading out to the Western Pacific. P1 Navy wife. Hey, how are you guys doing this morning? Good. Wonderful. Well, I just wanted to give a shout out to all the family members that have sailors aboard the Nimitz. and say, hey, it's going to be over real soon. This is our third one, and hang in there. There you go. Let them know that you love them and you're here home for them. There you go. I love it. Thank you very much. Thank you, guys. I appreciate it. It'll be a lot of babies conceived in about six months. A-list rap star arrested for drugs, and they think it's big. They think it's a big bust. They don't think it's a... Do I know him? You know him, Ash.
Personally, you guys have partied together. He's one of your homies. No, I don't know if you know him. I don't think you do. I know you know of him. But we'll tell you who it is coming up here in just a second. Got to tell you about M-Tube. So we'll do that in just a second. On the show today, we're going to do a little tone-deaf karaoke. Hey! We've got a great best day, guys. All right. We're also going to heal the community with something that we call Tough Love with Eddie. Just like yesterday. Ashley's giving a standing ovation. Not soon enough. It's always an honor to be present doing that. There you go. We weren't able to do it yesterday, so today we'll do something called Cheater's Hotel. Oh, gosh. What? It should be just great. It should be just great. Donkey punch. And, hey, you know what? You know what we got to do next? Did she just say donkey punch? Yes. When we come back, when we come back, the wife of a school administrator left a
message on the phone of a high school student who called their house to complain about the lack of a snow day and he posted it on youtube so we'll hear it when we come back larry the cable guy in the stand-up spotlight the mikey show stand-up spotlight on five three we took my cousin up there to church and we was in there i seen the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life Old Lady Huntsicker's in our church, all right? She's 390 pounds, about 4 foot 11. And she got up to sing a solo in the choir. She's like the whole choir in one clump, all right? I mean, her choir robe had cup holders, all right? And you know what she sung? Love lifted me. Love, a crane couldn't have lifted her. And my cousin nudges me and goes, love ain't lifting her without a winch. I'll tell you that much right now. Yeah, but I shouldn't talk. I need to lose weight myself. You ever eat a lean cuisine? Good Lord, I've seen more food than Charlie Daniel's beard, for God's sake. Got to go on three diets. Go on that. You ever hear the Atkins diet? Yeah, I'm on the Clay Aiken diet. Pop in a Clay Aiken record and try and keep food down.
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I went this Sunday, actually. Cool. What'd you get? Yeah, I got a beauty rest for Classic. Did they deliver it Sunday, Monday, or when? Sunday when I told them to because I was moving that day. Really? That's pretty awesome. And did they take your... Well, wait a minute. If you were moving, did they have to take your set or did you get rid of it yourself? No, I got rid of it myself. So they bring the new one in. Did they set it up for you? They set it up for me within like five minutes. And how did it feel that first night? Just like beating. That's awesome, man. That's awesome, dude. That's awesome. Yeah, I tell people about Sleep Den. Did they give you a good price? Oh, yeah, dude. After getting everything for free, he knocked off. That's awesome. Yeah. All right, brother. Thank you, Sanjaya. All right, dude. Talk to you later, man. Sleep Train's your ticket to a better night's sleep.
We've got a pretty tough ride in our freeways already this morning because of the rain and the slick conditions, man. So give yourself some extra time. You're going to need it. We had a bad accident early on this morning on the North 805 near 47th Street. It's been out of the way, but not before we're caught up with the commute. You're basically here crawling on this 805 out of Chula Vista before the South Bay Freeway all the way up in past Home Avenue. A few more breakpacks now in the North Park. Northbound 5 is suffering as well into the South Bay up through National City. Continues slow off and on. all the way up to the bridge heading onto Coronado. That bridge is back to full span. You've got the Nimitz Group leaving today on Westpac. So a lot of folks heading over to North Island, family and friends. That's going to keep that bridge awfully busy all morning long. That's affecting South 5 as well coming out of downtown, so give yourself some extra time. Right now, the East County game is doing all right for the most part. The West 94, though, a little bit slow from Federal to the 805. That's because that 805 is a bit heavy. You've got the Westbound 8 coming out of the East County looking pretty good. Just a minor delay near Lake Murray. South 15 all messed up. A bad injury crash at Villarancho Parkway has you slow and go.
From before El Norte Parkway now, you're crawling in single digits, bumper-to-bumper, through West Condito, down the scene of this crash, being advised to avoid it. The coaster ride on Southbound 5, now picking up slow traffic as well, out of Carlsbad, from just past Columbia Airport Road, down in past La Costa. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. The Mikey Show continues with Mikey. I am a recovering alcoholic. Driver. I'm kind of the transient of the bunch. And Ashley. I love penguins. They're my favorite. On Rock 105.3. I get the full version of this song. We've got to replace everything that, you know what I mean? It's 642. Mayor Sanders was in Washington yesterday meeting with the president about the economy. The Atlanta Falcons finally have a new head coach. It's Jacksonville's defensive coordinator, Mike Smith. So I hope everybody knows about M2, but if you don't, M2 is Mikey tube. It's like YouTube. And this is the idea. We're going to give a listener.
a brand new high definition camcorder. We're giving away a high definition camcorder. All you need to do is make a viral video promoting the Mikey show. Now, what does that mean? It's something that is so funny or so interesting that people want to pass it around to each other on the internet. So what you do is you make a three minute or less video of you promoting the Mikey show somehow. Now, Eddie and Sky, you guys were coming up with some pretty, good examples of what you could do like eddie give something that somebody could maybe do well you know we were talking about parodies yesterday i was also thinking of you know like acting out some stuff you hear on the mikey show like if you hear a cheater's hotel maybe acting that out and put it to video right exactly kind of interesting and it could end up being funny or it could end up being very compelling it could end up being something you make the video You post it on YouTube, and then you send it to us. Now, there's details on it all at MikeyShow.com. So we want you to get in on this. What we're going to do is we're going to start taking these on Monday. So starting Monday, we'll start taking these videos from you. We're going to let them run. We'll be accepting them for two weeks. Then after that, we're going to pick the five best ones.
And we're going to post them on our website and let people vote on which one they like the most. Love it. Winner gets a brand new HD camcorder. Very cool, very cool thing. I wish I could do this. I know. I wish I could play it. This is something I would love. Get in on it. I'm telling you. Tell all your friends about it. Get in on this thing. And the video editing stuff that they have out there, the software, is so awesome now. She has been talking about that. Yeah, she has. It's so easy. It makes it so easy that you can make such a legit video with a couple clients. clicks, especially on the iMac. What do you think, Eddie? What is that about? You think she's... Well, I mean, it's clear that she wants you to get it for her. She wants me to get her an iMac. Yeah. But doesn't she know that they're expensive? I don't really want you to get me an iMac. I just want to really do it. I want to make videos. It's funny how you keep bringing it up to Mikey. Yeah. And that iMac. She talks about that iMac all the time. I can't make one. I don't know how to build an iMac. Wait, listen. It's really cool. You should get in on it. You know that Ashley, when she told the story about how American Idol works behind the scenes, like, Sean's out on American Idol now. Oh! I kind of am, too, a little bit. Really? Yeah. Doesn't like that they're not really talking to the people sometimes. And you can tell now. Yeah, now you can tell. And watching the show, you know, like, oh, yeah, that person probably never even saw Paul and Randy. Like, Sean, did you notice? Did you watch last night? Yep.
Did you see that whole montage they did to that Carrie Underwood song? Yes. And they kept showing the reactions of the judges, and you know they weren't in front of those judges. Absolutely. And they make them sing that song. Because from what we know from Ashley's experience, they only shoot those on the day that Nigel's there. Never on the day that Randy, Simon, and Paula are there. So you know that they were never in the same room together. Yeah. It's crazy. It's pulling the curtain back, and a lot of people, I'm sure, that it changes it for them a little bit. Yeah. Ashley ruined it for us. No. She did. Okay, so the rap star that got arrested for drugs. Lil Wayne. What? Lil Wayne. That's your boy. Did you just see him? Monday night, I went to his concert at House of Blues. Fresh. Fresh. He got arrested, like, the next day. Oh. Tuesday night. What'd you give him? Yeah, what are you doing over there giving that guy? Hey, man, I didn't give him nothing. He got arrested in Yuma. Oh. Yuma. Yeah. Can you believe that? Yeah, there's some border checkpoint. His bus was pulled over. They smelled a funny aroma. A funny aroma. Yeah. Decided to search the bus. Found 105 grams of weed. I love weed. 29 grams. Can I ask a question? Yeah.
What are you going to do with 129 grams of marijuana? 105. 105 grams of marijuana. Smoke it. I know, but wouldn't you, like if you were going to smoke marijuana, let's say you were going to smoke marijuana for the next 30 days, and you just really wanted to have enough for the next 30 days. A gram a day? I mean, how much are you smoking? Well, that's like three ounces, just a little over. So if he's on the road. And if he's got his crew. It's really not that much. I'm out of it, man. I do not know about pot. Yeah, dude. Yeah. So in addition to the weed, 29 grams of Coke. Oh, wow. That's a lot of cocaine. 41 grams of ecstasy pills. Oh, yeah. 41 grams of ecstasy. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. They found $22,000 in cash and a .40 caliber pistol. Oh, man. Do you think that the .22... It's like Rob is cheering, by the way. Yeah. That's funny. Nice job. Yeah. Go, Wayne. You get the job done, dude. Now, let me ask if that's the same rapper.
I might be thinking of something else, but I know that there was another rapper that last year got busted on felony drug charges too, but it may be somebody different. I don't know. There's so many. It does say here he was arrested in Idaho last year for felony possession of drugs, but it doesn't give any more details than that. It is the same guy. Yeah. Wow. Ouch. Yeah, I mean, on Monday night, he was supposed to come on at like 8. He does. He didn't come on until 11. Yeah, I wonder why. I'll tell you what. Maybe it was because... He was having fun up there. Here's what I want to know. He was having a good time. What I don't understand. Why is he the one that's arrested? What do you mean? Well, he's on the bus, I'm sure, with a lot of people. Couldn't somebody step forward and be like, oh, those are my drugs? Maybe a lot of people got arrested, but they're not mentioning all their names because he's the most popular. He was arrested with two other people. I wonder... Oh, boy.
But he does have a permit to carry a concealed weapon in the state of Florida, so they're wondering if that gives him any legal right to have the gun in Arizona. Oh, man. Okay, so before we went to break, I said we had this viral video. Now, talk about viral video. Something that people will pass around on YouTube for sure. So, I don't know what city this is in, but whatever city it's in, it's snowing real bad, okay? And unlike here in California, when the weather is real, real bad, what they do is they call it a snow day. Don't come to school. Well, this kid was upset about it. And apparently he knew the phone number to one of the school administrators, the home phone. And so the kid called the home phone and he left a message, you know, that he's upset. Well, the wife of this school administrator gets mad, sees the number on the caller ID, calls the kid back. leaves him a message, and the kid posts it on YouTube. No way! Cut 16. This message is for Dave Corey. I think he deserved it. You're his. I wonder why she didn't post his. Maybe she will. Not that she's right. Hey, she's wrong. She's wrong. No, yeah, totally inappropriate. Totally wrong. Hey, and who's the child? Totally, totally. I want to hear both, though. I mean, just from a I want to hear it standpoint, I just want to hear what it would sound like.
To get her that riled up. Unless maybe she's just, well, clearly a little off the rocker. But that's pretty scandalous, right? Now, I'm not going to play it for you right now. But coming up a little later, speaking of YouTube, Mitt Romney's son, I guess, wanted to have fun. And so he called Mitt Romney with an Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard. That was great. And he taped it and he put it on YouTube. Now, I haven't heard it. I haven't heard it. And then Mitt Romney was on Hannity and Combs talking about it. I haven't heard it. But the one thing that I thought to myself as soon as I heard it was, I wonder if it's fake. And the reason that I wondered if it was fake is because Mitt Romney won't allow his son to put something on YouTube if it's going to make him look bad. Right. At the end of it, it says that Mitt Romney hangs up. And so I'm like, you know, maybe it is. There's two schools of thought if you're Mitt Romney, right? One school of thought.
Welcome to the brewery. How are you? One school of thought is, well, maybe Mitt says to himself, well, you know what the truth is, is that that makes me seem very real. And people think it's funny and it'll be great. Or it could be that somebody said, Mitt, you got to get in with these YouTubers. Right. You know, you got to do something. And his son said, I got an idea, Dad. Oh, yeah, he's like eight and he had this idea. But we'll play it when we come back. We'll play the prank phone call Mitt Romney's son pulled on. And we'll do something called tone-deaf karaoke. Hey! Line them up. The mic, Michelle. Five-three. If your resolution is to lose weight in January, pass those fries and load up on the carbs. What else can I take your order? Because your pal Cal has a money.
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Admission's only five bucks. Bring your kids. I went last year. I remember that. It was pretty awesome. So badass. You get to actually tour the whole park, too. They bring you through the Padres' dugout or through the clubhouse into the dugout. The pictures are up on my MySpace. Me and my buddies all took pictures in the dugout. I was pretending to make calls and stuff. It is a blast. That's really cool, man. And you actually get to go on the field, too, right? Oh, yeah. You get to go hang on on the field. Duh. That's really cool, man. Me and a bunch of little kids all racing to each pace. But it is so much fun. Yeah, absolutely. And you get to meet the players, which is just awesome. So go to Padres.com. Check it out. You can see what time the players are scheduled to appear and when and who and all that stuff. And also, remember, I've been telling you about that whole winter warm-up bus tour that they've been doing. The Padres players and coaching staff coming through San Diego communities just saying, what's up? What up? They're going to be out tomorrow in downtown San Diego. So check Padres.com for the schedule for that too. So once again, third annual Friar Fest this weekend. Go to Padres.com for more details. John Rambo. In a place. We'd like to rent your boat. We need to get upriver. Where are you going? Into Burma. Where war never ends. His greatest battle. We need to go and help these people. Are you bringing in any weapons? Of course not. We're not changing anything.
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Might not be exactly what you're thinking there, though, Shawnee, oh boy. Here we go. It's Toto. Welcome back. It's 702. Scotland Yard says that they're investigating video of Amy Winehouse hitting what looks like a crack pipe. Phillip Rivers had successful ACL surgery yesterday. Who is this? It's JoJo. What do you think, Eddie? You know, there's one thing to sample something, which I get. And to sample means, like, I would guess to take, like, a little taste of something. This is just, like, playing Africa and singing different lyrics over it. Like, that's kind of stupid. That's not in Africa. She's got to be getting up there in age now. Was she 15 now? Yeah, right. She's about to get her driver's license. This album, the lyrics...
They're extraordinarily provocative, the lyrics to the album, you know, which is a little creepy being that she recorded it at like 12. Yuck. Welcome back to the show. So before we went to break, and we're going to be playing tone-deaf karaoke here in a minute, but before we went to break, we told you about this Mitt Romney thing. So Mitt Romney's son plays a joke on him. Mitt Romney's running for president. That really speaks good ebonics. We heard that yesterday. Yeah, he's down. Yeah. Mitt Romney was... hanging out with some black folks down in Jacksonville, Florida, and started saying bling bling. Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? So anyway, Mitt Romney's son apparently prank called him using an Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard. Awesome. Now, if you don't know what a soundboard is, it's just like on a computer. You've got a bunch of buttons, and each button says something different. And it's that person's voice saying it. So he had a soundboard of Arnold Schwarzenegger. And if he's got, let's say, for instance, the soundboard, the button says hello. He clicks on that and you hear Schwarzenegger go, hello. So he prank called his dad, Mitt Romney, with it. Cut 17. You've got to imagine right now he's feeling stressed. It's what, the day before the Michigan primary? Everyone's saying it's a do or die for him, which I don't know that I totally agree with. But he's got to do well.
You know, let's help him relax a little bit and give him a call from Governor Schwarzenegger. Maybe he thinks he's going to get an endorsement. This is me, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Governor Mitt Romney, how are you? Hi. How are you? I'm just fine, Governor. How are you doing today? Good. What can I do for you? First, I would like to just get to know you. Well, we've had the chance to ask you a bunch of questions. Then I'll have them answered immediately. Ah. Go right ahead and shoot. Bipartisanship always. My principles of leadership, progress over politics. Well, I don't think anyone can disagree with that. Who is your daddy? What does he do? What do you guys think? I don't know. What do you guys think? Not buying it? No. I think he did a really good job pretending he didn't. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty good job, right? So here's Mitt Romney on Hannity and Combs.
discussing it cut 18 now that's funny governor that was pretty good yeah matt got some uh some audio clips of arnold schwarzenegger off the internet and he plays into me he called from california he plays into me over the line i thought it was governor schwarzenegger that's who my advanced guy told me you got a call here from the governor of california so i pick up the phone hello governor and then he starts with those questions so now after a little while i figured out okay this is there's something funny going on here oh No. So I let the dogs out. Yeah. That guy's the biggest dork on the planet. I'm telling you, man. Jeez. I don't know what to make of that guy. That's so funny. But anyway, so I told you before we went to break, I said, is it going to sound like it's real or is it going to sound like he tried to pull it off that way? Right. This should be pretty interesting to everybody. It's some of the Heath Ledger stuff. We'll get to Tom Def Karaoke here in a minute, but some of the from today and what they know now. This is from the Today Show. To you, Matt. Well, New York City's chief medical examiner performed the autopsy on the actor's body on Wednesday. And while the preliminary results are inconclusive, this morning we are learning more details about the moments leading to his death. I'm not going to make any judgment until the medical examiner makes his final report.
ruling out any possible causes of the 28-year-old's death. The investigation now focuses on the theory that an accidental overdose of prescription medication killed Heath Ledger. On Wednesday, authorities revealed several key clues that offer a snapshot of the actor's final moments. According to police and WNBC's Jonathan Dienst, around 12.30 p.m. Tuesday afternoon, a housekeeper arrived at the actor's apartment. At about 1 p.m., she went into his bedroom and heard him snoring. Unalarmed, she continued her daily routine until a masseuse arrived at about 2.45 p.m. At 3 p.m., the masseuse entered Ledger's bedroom and saw the actor still in bed. After shaking him and getting no response, she then used Ledger's cell phone to call his friend Mary Kate Olson twice. While Olson made calls to her bodyguards in New York, the masseuse called 911 at 326. Okay, question. Do you think the masseuse is just, well, first of all, Did they say she called 911 and then called Mary-Kate? No, it said Mary-Kate first. Called Mary-Kate first? Yeah. Well, in her defense, don't we all? I mean, when something goes wrong... I see a car accident. I usually call any cast member of Full House. Oh, I didn't even think of that. Dave Coulier? Yeah, same old. Wow. Saget. I prefer about Saget. But all numbers are busy, so you're like, now what? Now what do I do?
Go to the last resort. Yeah. I mean, if Saget isn't going to pick up, then what am I supposed to do? At 336, Ledger was pronounced dead at the scene. I don't understand. Does the masseuse go through his phone looking for a number? And maybe because A's are the first one there, she goes, oh, I'll call this person, Ashley Olsen. That was Mary Kate. Mary Kate? Mm-hmm. Somehow the masseuse knows them both. Yes. Knows them both. Yeah, like she knew the bodyguard or something like that. And knew the bodyguard was empty. We've been hearing all this talk about this Mary-Kate Olsen. Do you really understand it, Skye, the Mary-Kate Olsen tie-in? I mean, I kind of think I do, that Mary-Kate knew the masseuse. Yeah. And the masseuse also knew the bodyguard, knowing that Mary-Kate's bodyguard is the EMT living close by. And so found Heath Ledger's body and was like, oh my gosh, okay, there's an EMT right around the corner. Let me call Mary-Kate and get that EMT sent over. Instead of like media calling 911, all that stuff. Yeah. Got it. Within 10 days, key toxicology tests will reveal a clearer picture of the chemicals in the actor's bloodstream at the time of his death.
Bottles of prescription medications, including the anti-anxiety drugs Xanax, Valium, and also sleeping pills, were found in Ledger's apartment. The medical examiners said today there was no criminality. Authorities stressed that no illegal drugs were found in the apartment, and tests on a widely reported rolled-up $20 bill came back negative. Well, that's okay. Okay, so they came up negative. Why do you have a rolled-up $20 bill? As they were reporting yesterday with a white substance on it. Well, yeah. Yeah. I mean, and let's say they're saying, well, there was no white substance on it. We tested it and nothing on it. Okay. I know Sherlock Holmes here. No, they're saying there was no illegal narcotic on it. Okay. Okay. Let's say that there was no narcotic on it. I'll take it a step further and let's say there's nothing on it. They say they didn't find anything illegal on it. Okay. Nothing illegal. Okay. So maybe he's crushing up a legal substance and snorting it. His prescriptions. Right.
Maybe he is. Maybe he is. But I'm saying that if anybody is hearing this morning that there was a rolled-up $20 bill and that they tested it and that they didn't find anything illegal on it, and you're going to draw the assumption, oh, I guess nothing was wrong. Two things. One is what Sky said, is that just because it's not illegal, doesn't mean he ain't snorting something. And the other thing is, he's got a rolled-up $20. You only usually do one thing with a rolled up 20. Mikey, take a breath. That's how I put my 20s in my wallet. Your wallet. Saves room. Yeah, dude. I'm working on an invention where you roll up your money and you stick it in the same thing you carry your toothpicks in. No. We got this hour. Well, coming up next, we're going to do Tough Love with Eddie, but we still have Tone Deaf Karaoke to do. So we'll do a little tone-deaf karaoke. Don't go anywhere. We've got both these things before the hour's up. Tough love next. The Mikey Show continues. Thank you for being big enough to laugh at yourself this morning. Emergency medical technicians finding the best just got harder. I ruptured my implants. These aren't real? This January comes the funniest comedy. You ever actually saved anybody? Your mom last night.
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That's a slow, tough ride all the way up into Mission Valley. Northbound 5 stays quite busy as well. And Achula Vista all the way up to the bridge. And the bridge stays full span into Coronado with the Nimitz group leaving for Westpac today. That's going to keep that bridge pretty busy most of the morning. Southbound 5 still slow and go from El Norte Parkway. Bumper to bumper in single digits through Escondido. Down to an earlier accident that caused that mess at Villa Rancho Parkway and the coaster ride. Southbound 5 stays heavy from Las Flores. In past Poinsettia Lane, then again out of Encinitas in the Salina Beach. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Wireless Studios. I love it. I love it. I love what a spectacle it is. KIOC San Diego's Rock. This is the Mikey Show. I think it's... Featuring Mikey. Mikey is a very judgmental jerk, and I fight that. I do not like Killer Whale Snow. Sean. Boston Rob. That's our memory loss. And Ashley. I'm not that... I don't think that's true. Is that how it goes? That's not the lyrics. That was it.
Welcome back. It is 7.19. More than 7,000 sailors and marines attached to the Nimitz Carrier Strike Group will deploy today. Tiger's back. Back again. Tiger Woods plays in his first tournament of the year. And, of course, it's here at Torrey Pines at the Buick Invitational. Everything begins about 8.30 this morning. Don't forget that the Mikey Show is now blogging every single day. Hey. And you can see all of our blogs, me, Eddie, Sky, Sean, Ashley, Boston, Rob, Zeph, we all blog. And you can see them at MikeyShow.com, keyword blogs. Coming up here in just a second, a little something we like to call Tough Love with Eddie. So a lot of new information out this morning on Heath Ledger. We were catching up on some of that. Late Wednesday, Michelle Williams, Ledger's ex-girlfriend who we met on the set of Brokeback Mountain, returned home to Brooklyn, holding their two-year-old child in the children. Throughout the day, mourners gathered outside the fallen star's apartment. I just got a sympathy card for his family. I can't imagine what they must be feeling. Placing flowers, pictures, and handwritten cards to remember a life taken too soon.
Meanwhile, the medical examiner says the body of the actor has been moved to a funeral home here in New York City and arrangements are being made by Ledger's father in Australia, Matt Meredith. I'm sure they're going to probably fly the body back to Australia. Is that the deal? Yeah, I believe they're going to do a viewing today in New York for, you know, family and friends there, but he will be buried in Australia. Well, then I think it's time for us to heal this community. Oh, appropriate. That's right. If you've never heard this before, it's called Tough Love with Eddie. And the deal is, is that my best friend of 20 years, our sports guy, the Oracle, our producer, he dishes it from the heart and it's for real. It's not fake. I just want to help people, dude. I think that's why I was put on this earth. That's right. Oh, my God. That's true, Eddie. You know, because, Eddie, the bottom line is that if you tell them what they want to hear, you're not helping them. Yeah, you know, you may be a short-term fix, but I'm looking at the long haul here, people. I want to help you for good.
You know what I mean, Skye? I know this is your favorite segment. Couldn't you at least cushion the blow a little bit? What's the point of that? Why would you want that? Nobody wants that. What is that, like passive-aggressive? We don't want any of that. Yeah, exactly. We don't want any of that. We don't want any of that. You have a dog. All right, well, here's the first letter. Great. First letter reads, Dear Oracle, I know you got married last year, and I'll be walking the aisle this weekend. Here is my only issue. When I get nervous, I break out in hives. Oh, no. It's been an issue for me my whole life. I hate it. The doctors say there's nothing I can do about it. I don't want to have these nasty hives all over my body on the most important day of my life. Is there any advice you can give me to calm me down before my big day? That's signed P1 Emily in Penasquitas. It's easy. Dear Wedding Rashers. You guys hear this one? What's red and white and red all over? You. Holy moly. Does your soon-to-be husband know about this? I'd like to know before you come strutting down the aisle looking like a crazed Nebraska Cornhusker fan. Isn't there an old tradition that goes along with this?
Like, what is this guy? Something borrowed? Something red? Something old? You should stay in bed? No. Is that how it goes? I don't know. I'm not a chick. I don't remember it. Well, at least people will know what to get you as a wedding gift. Concealer? Maybe ointment? You can't help it, dude. I'm sure she registered for it, so it'll be fine. Bottom line, strawberry shortcake. Thank you. Don't be nervous. Just remember, this is the biggest day of your life and all eyes will be on you. Hey, what could go wrong? What could go wrong? I'm not helping. What could go wrong? Exactly. You'll be fine, sweetie. You're not helping. Our next letter reads, Dear Eddie. Eddie, I am a huge Ashley fan. Oh, aren't we all? And loved her performance on American Idol. Yeah. You have to say it like that. I thought you were supposed to. I thought that's the way it was. Okay. My only complaint is that it wasn't longer. Yeah, that's true. She needs more air time. Eddie, just like Ash, I have a problem with sweating. Oh no, this just turned. And just like her, it's really bad. Oh no. In fact, it's so bad, my wife won't sleep with me unless I'm right out of the shower and we turn the AC down to 65 degrees. Oh man.
It really makes me feel inhibited, and unlike Ashley, it does affect my personal life. Eddie, I know you're a world-renowned physician and sports analyst. I know, I'm not a doctor. That is so true. I'm not a doctor. Can you give me a prescription or something? Well, no. That's from P1 Pits, or P1 Da Pits in Escondido. Pits. Eddie? You're soaking in the boys' room. Oh. doctor nor am i a miracle worker i'm sorry that instead of armpits you have waterfalls but you know just because you're kind of a joke as a human being doesn't mean you can't serve many useful purposes now stay with me sky you can let people dying of dehydration in the desert drink from the pits it works it works it's safe
That's awful. You can remove the outer husk from your pits, crack them open, and release the liquid inside. You know what I mean? That's how you get to the juices. Maybe the next time we have a wildfire, you can do three jumping jacks and then drown the fire out and probably most of the homeowners by lifting up your arms to reveal your pits. You can save the vanishing frogs of the world by letting them live in your pits. Your pits can work part-time as the wave machine at the wave house. You see, your life doesn't have to be worthless like it should be. There are things you can do to lessen the fact that your pits generate as much vomit as sweat. What do you mean, Eddie? That's not cool, dude. That's great advice. Thanks, guys. That was not great advice. That was weena.
No, no, no. I like the wave machine thing. That was good. And finally, our last letter reads... Something for you. I'll look into it. Hey, Eddie. Yeah? Didn't you once say you cut your own hair? Dude, I do too. I get so much garbage for it at work, and I'm looking for some one-liners to throw at these people. It blows. What am I supposed to do? Go to a salon like a girl? Cut. I don't think so. Come on, dude. Give me some one-liners. Sign P1 Josh in Spring Valley. Dear Flobie McGuire. No, I don't cut my own hair. What am I, Britney Spears? Speaking of that, what are you, Britney Spears? I do not cut my own hair. Who told you that? The same person who told you that one-liners are still cool? You're not Henny Youngman, bro. And to answer your question, no, you're not supposed to go to a salon like a girl. You can act like a man. Ever hear of sports clips or, I don't know, a barber? Yeah.
And how is cutting your own hair manly? Like, what are you using, a blowtorch? Something like Black and Decker that I don't know about? Sound more like Jigsaw the more I think about it. Tell the people at work they're right. And then I'll put you in touch with Sean. Yes, Sean. Because he cuts his own hair, too. He does. Now, everybody, I'm going to give him a free pass, though, because he also dresses up. like a panda, and goes to the sports arena to play with glow sticks and mate with a bunch of other furverts. So what do you expect? Sean stood at a urinal dressed up as a panda. Can you say that? Can you say that? Exactly. Go to Supercuts. See, Sean's a weirdo. I attacked Ashley and Sean. How did I attack Ashley? He didn't. Or Sean. Well, you called her gross and you called Sean a pervert. Well, she is with the sweating. He doesn't think I'm gross. He doesn't think that my sweat's gross. Yeah, exactly. But Sky, hark. What? You hear it coming up aero dry? I don't hear anything. It's the sound of healing. Welcome, San Diego. You sound like whining little kids. This is the Mikey Show.
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That's that guy Blake Lewis from... Get it, Eddie. There you go. I didn't get it. Wow. Done it. Welcome back. 735. The San Diego Police Union will not endorse Mike Aguirre for city attorney. They say anyone but Aguirre. Wow. Cam Cameron has a new job. He is the new Ravens offensive coordinator. Welcome back to the show. Don't forget your opportunity to win a brand new high definition camcorder is now. Make a video, three minutes or less, promoting The Mikey Show. Get it on YouTube and then send it to us. It's that simple. And we're going to start accepting those from you. We're telling you now so you can start making them. And we'll start taking them from you on Monday. So you can start sending them on Monday. I love it. We'll take them for two weeks. And then after two weeks, we're going to pick the five best ones. And we're going to post them on our site. Let listeners vote on them. And it should be great. And at that point,
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And she said... Little tone-deaf karaoke. The idea is Ashley sings, you tell us what she's singing. Kind of like American Idol. Yeah. Yeah. Ashley was on American Idol on Tuesday night, so we have our very own American Idol star. And I think that this is kind of what started it all. For sure. You know what I mean? And so, you know, it's not bad at all. Give us a call, 570-1053. If you can tell us what Ashley is singing, and all I need you to say is the name of the song. Maybe you don't know the name of the song, but you know the group. If you could say that was, I don't know the name of the song, but that was Bon Jovi.
And you're right. That's who it was. Well, you can win that way. Help me realize my dream, Mike. That's right. Call us right now. What's the prize today, Eddie? We got more of those Season 2 Prison Break DVDs. There you go. There you go. I mean, can someone hook a girl? But Sky's really good at this game. They're for the P1s. But I'm great at this game. Doesn't matter. You're ineligible. Give her a chance, Eddie. All right, let's see what's going on. P1 Oscar. Hey, what's going on, guys? Good morning. Hey, how you doing, man? All right. Now, you know how the game's played, right? Oh, yeah. Okay. So let's give it a shot. Just let the whole clip play. Don't interrupt, okay? Okay. Here we go. Thank you. Oscar, what do you think? I'm going to take a guess. That's what she's saying. No. That was actually the Pretenders. Let me see you. I'll stand by. Thank you, Ashley. No. I say we take another contestant. Yeah. People want Kitty's on the line. Kitty, are you there? Oh, wait, wait, wait. Here. Oh, there you go. for goodness sake. All right, Kitty, you ready to give this a shot? How old are you, Kitty? I'm 26. All right. Now, just remember, all I need is a title of the song or the artist singing it for you to win. You ready? Here we go. Kitty, wait a minute. That's what she was saying. Kitty, I
To me, that's the easiest one we've ever done, hands down. That one is way too easy. That was... Well, I can't. We've got to go to somebody else and try that one again. P1, let's see. P1, Kim, are you there? I'm here. All right, Kim, you ready to give it a shot? I'm ready. Take a listen. What is it, Kim? Kelly Clarkson. You got it. That's right. I don't know if it was. All right, Kim, you win. Hang on the line, okay? Awesome. There you go. Hang on. You sounded all mashed up. P1 Spanky McNab? Yeah. Are you ready to give this thing a shot? I'll do my best. All right, dude. Here we go. All I need is title or artist. Here we go. That was good. I disagree. Okay. That's the thing.
I mean, I don't know. Hey, to each his own is, you know, I guess is the phrase. That's why they have the phrase, but Spanky, can you give me title or artist? I cannot. I got the first two, and that one just threw me away. I cannot. That was Everlast, what it's like. It was? That was Everlast. That was not. What do you mean? You played the wrong clip. No, I'm telling you. That was not the same. You mean it wasn't, Sean? No. Holders in the CIA, right? Uh, P1 Rhonda, are you there? Yes, I am. Rhonda, you ready? Bring it home. Here's your song. Lay down with me a minute tonight. This is where Ashley's date would put his index finger on her lips. You could stop breaking. That's him. How about that? A little special dedication. P1 Rhonda. Rhonda, can you give me a title or artist on that one? I Can Make You Love Me? That is correct. Lay down.
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focusing on your career at 16 instead of your responsibility now as a parent maybe because you've kind of been down that road you know we've kind of been down the road of hey let's get our 16 year old to focus on her career we've been down that road you know but hey to each their own i mean maybe she's got this one figured out might be actually be better for the kid yeah well yeah yeah it could be i think that these 16 year old kids of the spears family Maybe they could take a little break from the show business. Yeah, I would think so. You know what I mean? I don't know. It's a lot of show business going on. Maybe enough show business. Maybe they had enough show business. Maybe we're good. Guess what we got now? We're getting professional around here. What? That's the first time I heard it. I love it. That was great. I love it. It really fits with the whole theme of the business.
Come on, Erica. Are you ready to do this or what? Sorry about that. Erica, are you there? I'm here. Yeah, I'm sorry. That's okay. All right, listen. Here's the thing. We got an email from Erica. Eddie, what's the deal? Fill me in on this one. Well, this is actually Erica's husband. And Erica has had trust issues before, I guess, in their marriage. She said that they thought everything was going good. until she received a credit card bill with a lot of strange stuff in the month of December that was purchased, like Victoria's Secret things and a lot of different weird items that were purchased that she said she didn't receive at Christmas. Erica, you didn't get any stuff from Victoria's Secret? No, I did not. What about this? I'm just offering possible, what are they?
Not solutions. I'm offering possible explanation. What if it was a gift card for somebody that you guys know or for somebody that he worked on? No, you wouldn't want to give that to him. That's kind of creepy. I feel like that's still a little strange. No matter what. Yeah. What's his name? Al. How long have you and Al been married? We've been married about almost a year and a half. It'll be a year and a half in March. March. Yeah. You got an anniversary coming up? Look at that. Well, I mean, it's like a year and a half anniversary. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah. Well, when did you get married? When did we get married? Yeah. Why am I misunderstanding so much? Well, no, she just said that it'll be a year and a half. She said a year and a half. So September will be two years. Yeah, technically it won't be a year and a half until March. Oh, got it. But not like that. So she like counts the halves like you do, Skye. Yes. For the birthdays. Right. So you guys, your anniversary is in September.
Yeah, late September. Got it. How old are you, Erica? I'm 26. How old is Al? 27. And the thing that's got you thinking, is that it, though? I mean, and not that that's not enough, because it's plenty, but has there been anything else that's led you to believe that maybe Al is cheating? I mean, you know, we've been a little bit distant. I mean, he's been really busy at work, which... I don't know. It just seems like he's been gone a little bit more lately. And I thought maybe that's why, you know, that stuff on the credit card could have been for Christmas because he's trying to make it up to me or something. You never got it. No, I never got any of that stuff. So it just seems a little bit strange and there doesn't really seem to be an explanation for, you know, stuff like that.
I don't know. It seems very strange to me. Erica, one of the things you have to understand is the Mikey Show's been on the air in San Diego for over four years and has been successful for the majority of that. And so a lot of people are familiar with Cheater's Hotel. Okay. You are relatively sure that he is not and that he doesn't know anything about what we're going to do. Yeah. I mean, like I said, he works so much. I really don't think he ever listens to the radio. I do. I love your show, but I really don't think he ever does. Oh, I like you. All right, Erica. Well, let's do this. We're going to take a quick time out. When we come back, we're going to offer Al the hotel room. We're going to tell him that he has a gift basket waiting for him at the hotel room, and it's non-transferable. That avoids him saying, oh, I was planning on giving it to her. Right. So we're going to tell him it's non-transferable, and we're going to ask him to give us the name of a person. who he would like to give this to as a gift, meet him at the hotel and have that on the gift card. Have relations. If he says your name, Erica, then chances are there may be a good explanation as to why that was on the credit card. If he does not say your name, Erica, and he says someone else's name, then it's probably bad news.
The reason that we do this at all is because I've been through it. I've been through someone cheating before, and I would have much rather known about it than not known about it. And the truth is that if he ends up saying your name, this is going to be a good opportunity for you guys to get some long overdue talking done. Yeah. All right? What's your vibe? What are you thinking? Definitely cheating. Really? Well, now listen, I'm being honest. The only reason I'm saying that is because why? Because immediately I thought, well, what could possibly be? And I thought, maybe it's a gift card or something. But then I went, no, because that's creepy. He's getting some for himself. Victoria's Secret. Feels good sometimes. Wait, it does? What are you talking about over here? Never mind. All right, well, hang on the line, Erica. And when we come back, we're going to call Al, okay? Okay. Don't go away.
Erica said that on their credit card bill, she noticed that he had bought some stuff from Victoria's Secret, but strangely, she got no Victoria's Secret gifts. Happens. That does happen, Eddie, is what you're saying? Sure, all right. Well, when we come back, we're going to call Al and see whose name he wants to put on a gift basket with his own at a hotel. Cheaters Hotel is next. Mikey show continues on the rock. You know, that Yamaha motorcycle you waited for all last year. Good news. You're waiting. Just paid off big time. It's the Yamaha. Why wait sales event on now at Alba action sports in Poway.
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Tell the people at work they're right. And then I'll put you in touch with Sean. Yes, Sean. Because he cuts his own hair, too. He does. He does. Everybody, I'm going to give him a free pass, though, because he also dresses up. like a panda and goes to the sports arena to play with glow sticks and mate with a bunch of other furverts. So what do you expect? Sean stood at a urinal dressed up as a panda. Can you say that? Can you say that? The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. Welcome back. Mayor Sanders was in Washington yesterday meeting with the president about the economy. The Aztecs gave BYU a run but lost 59-56 last night. BYU has won 41 straight at home. There is some new toxicology, or not toxicology, there is some new details going on with Heath Ledger that we're going to tell you about in just a bit. Right now we're doing something that we call Cheater's Hotel. Now if you believe that your husband or your wife, your boyfriend or your girlfriend may be being unfaithful and like some help in finding out, what you do is you go to MikeyShow.com.
And there's a link there to Cheaters Hotel. You tell us the situation, and we'll try to get you dialed in. We got an email from Erica, who's 26. She has been married for a year and a half, and her husband's name is Al. Are you with us, Erica? Yes, I'm here. All right, cool. We're going to call Al right now. The deal is that on the credit card statement, there was a credit card charge to Victoria's Secret in December. and Erica never received anything from Victoria's Secret. It does beg the question, why would a husband put something on a credit card that he knows that his wife would see? It seems pretty stupid. I mean, that doesn't make sense to me in terms of somebody cheating. But it also doesn't make sense to me that she didn't get anything. Right. Why would she not receive anything from Victoria's Secret? That's right.
I have to say, he usually takes care of all the credit card bills and stuff, but he's been working a lot later, and I was just trying to help him out. So you were snooping? I wasn't snooping. I was just trying to take care of things for him. Helping. He's been really busy. Helping. Here's what we're going to do. Erica, I have to tell you the rules, even though you've heard them before. We're going to call Al, and I'm going to offer him a free night stay in a hotel, and offer him a free gift basket as a guest to the hotel and ask him whose name he would like to be put on the card with his own. If he says Erica, he's probably not cheating. If he says another woman's name, he probably is. The only thing I'm going to remind you, Erica, is to please stay quiet until he says something. Once he says something, you're free to interject. The only thing I ask is that you don't curse, okay? Okay. All right. Be very quiet. Hang on. Hello, can I please speak to Al? How are you? My name is Steve. I'm calling from the Orion Hotel, San Diego's newest premier high-rise hotel. We're located in the heart of the gas lamp. How are you this morning? I just wanted to let you know that someone entered your name into a drawing that allows you to spend one evening for free in our hotel, courtesy of Orion Promotions.
It is not a solicitation call. It's a winner's call. And there is no obligation to you. And you don't have to purchase anything. Somebody entered your name at... Let me see. Somebody entered your name at Fashion Valley Mall. And there is nothing for you to purchase at this time. Orion Promotion offers this as a way to encourage guests to think of the Orion the next time you are staying in the gas lamp. So congratulations. No, thank you. It's a bit weird. It sounds like a scam. It isn't a scam, I promise you. Somebody put your name into a drawing at the mall, and if you'd like to know who the person is, I don't have the information, but when you check in, upon check-in, there's going to be a card waiting for you. I have to listen to some guy sell timeshares or anything like that. You don't have to do any... A three-hour kind of a thing or conference or something. You don't have to do any of that.
You don't have to sit through a conference. It isn't a timeshare. Like I said, this is just a promotion from the hotel hoping that the next time you're in the gas lamp, maybe if you go to a Padre game and you want some place to stay, that you think of the Orion first. As an added bonus, what we'll do is we can give you a gift basket. There's no charge for the gift basket. It's complimentary. Champagne and strawberry gift basket and The only thing that I need to inform you at this time is that you would be responsible for room incidentals. If you do use the mini bar or you use the telephone or you do any pay-per-view charges on the TV, then you would be responsible for that. You have up to 30 days to pick the night of your stay. I also need to let you know that this is a non-transferable promotion.
Once you accept the promotion, you can't give it to somebody as a gift. It's for the use of yourself and yourself only. Other than that, you're good to go. You can enjoy a free room courtesy of the Orion Hotel. The only thing that I need to get from you is the name of the person that you would like us to put on the gift card, and we'll print that on the gift card. Well, we're going to give you a champagne basket when you go into the room. We're going to give you the complimentary champagne basket, and it's going to have strawberries in it, chocolate-dipped strawberries. It's going to have champagne. And as soon as you walk into the room, it's the first thing that you're going to see. Can you just put babe? Well, no. It's probably important for us to put a name. So we'll put your name, Al. Put babe. Are you sure that there isn't a name that we can put on it? Put babe. Okay, I'm just going to explain to you, though, Al, that my boss usually wants me to get a name on it. Al, this is Mikey calling from The Mikey Show. It's Rock 105. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. Erica's on the line. Erica, we do something called Cheater's Hotel, Al, and I am...
Kind of speechless because that's never happened before. I don't know what to do in that case. Your wife is on the line. Erica's on the line. And the reason that she's on the line, I just need to remind you, Al, not to curse, okay? Because we're live on the air. It's Mikey at Rock 105.3. Erica, why don't you tell Al why I was calling him this morning? Well, I filed our credit card bill from December. seen some charges on there to Victoria's Secret. And obviously, I didn't get anything from Victoria's Secret for Christmas. So, I'm kind of wondering what that's about. And you don't really call me babe that often, so I'm kind of wondering what that's about. What does he call you, Erica? I guess, honey, sweetie. He doesn't call you babe? Sometimes he calls me babe, but not really that often. So...
She said that she found on the credit card bill that there was something to Victoria's Secret, but she never received anything from Victoria's Secret. Well, Erica, why didn't you tell me that? I didn't buy that. Why didn't you tell me that? Then I could have called the mask card company and dealt with it. That's not our charges. Ah, identity theft. It's not our credit card. It's not mine. Do you think, Al, that it's identity theft to just one store? I mean, it's on our credit card. You buy it. I didn't buy anything. Okay, so I'll just call the credit card company then. Call the credit card company. That's what you should have done. What if it's telling the truth? What if it is credit card theft? How do you prove that? Can you see signatures? Well, yeah. What they'll do is they'll pull up the hard copy or the store may have to pull up the hard copy and compare the signature. Yeah, I mean, anybody can, you know, who knows who got my card and like...
trying to forge my signature or something like that? The insane thing about forging a signature. Well, they're going to have to sign whoever's name is on the card, so it's got... No matter what... Maybe they did it on the internet. I don't know. Check, honey. You know, go... Listen, all I'm saying is if his name... If his name is... We still have the credit card, so that's going to make any sense. Did you just catch that? Did you just hear that? No, no, no. What, Eddie? Calls her honey, not babe. That's interesting. Very naturally, he wasn't even thinking about it. And he just was like, honey. She said he doesn't really call her babe that often. Hey, Al, why were you so insistent on babe? Yeah. Did you think this was something going on? No, this is, you know, I call Erica babe. Al, when I first started talking to you about it, you were suspicious that something was going on. Well, you know, I don't like giving out, you know, personal information, people calling me on the phone. I don't know who they are. Al, do you find it? unusual that somebody that stole your identity used it at Victoria's Secret but never again? I don't know, man. I mean, you know. Well, that's what identity theft usually is, like lingerie, stuff like that, you know, small purchases like bras. We still have the credit card. It's not like the credit card is missing. I mean, there's an identity theft.
steal your card? No, they can get the number and do stuff, but that seems a little odd. If they get the number, don't they usually have to know the name so that they can use that information to use it? See, because even if somebody stole your credit card and they had your credit card, well, first of all, they would have had to steal his credit card and then put it back in his wallet. Right. So, Al, they would have had to take... Taking your credit card. I mean, there are, there have been, like, I've seen, like, dateline specials of, like, over the internet, or even, like, if you go to a restaurant and you put down your card, the, like, waiter or waitress can steal the info. Who knows? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, there's different ways, but who knows? But, yeah. Just at Victoria's Secret. That's it. That's stupid. P1 Jerry is on the line. Jerry, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Go ahead. What'd you want to say? Hey, how many credit cards do they have? Erica, how many credit cards? We each have one, and then we share one. Okay, because he said he didn't buy it with the MasterCard. How did he know it was on the MasterCard? Oh, my God. Got him again. Are they all MasterCards? Hey, Al, this is a real good question. He said, you said call the MasterCard. How do you know which card it was, Al? Because I only have MasterCard. What's that, Al? Because I only have MasterCard.
So the one that you guys share, what is that? A MasterCard. Erica? So he has two MasterCards. So you have two MasterCards. I have a Visa card. Okay. That is a little bit... It checks out. He says, hey, both my cards are MasterCards. That makes sense. It checks out. Caught your husband cheating priceless. Why am I defending myself? Hey, man. Hang on a second. P1G, are you there? I'm right here, Mikey. What do you want to say? This guy's fishy, man. I mean, you can hear the tone of his voice change. And also, look how rude he was to you. I mean, you're giving him a free night stay, giving him a gift basket, and he starts getting all snippety with you. Like, I don't know, something's up with this guy. He's not on the level for sure. He thinks that somebody stole his credit card, G. What do you think of that? I think he's lying. I think his wife's probably a nice lady. I think he's probably one of those controlling type personalities that, I don't know, sounds real fishy to me.
Al, I don't know that you're cheating. I'm just going to say, if you are, it would be a great time to come clean. That guy doesn't know me. He doesn't know anything about me. How does he know I'm cheating? I'm not cheating. P1 Ryan is on the line. Ryan, are you there? Yeah, hey, how's it going, Mikey? Good. I'm just calling to say that in December, right before Christmas, I had somebody use my credit card, and I still had it in my possession. There was three charges made. a few hundred bucks in Canada and I still had it in my possession. So it is possible, I'm not saying that's what happened here, but it's possible that somebody made a copy of this guy's card. Like they actually had a physical copy of it and they went in and used it. Why wouldn't they use it again? When it happened to you, was it only one charge that turned up on your deal? It was actually three charges all at the same place in Canada.
See, you would think that it would usually be more than one. It's kind of unusual. Yeah, they, like, go on a spree and then they ditch it. Yeah, I mean, that's usually the M.O. That's true. In this case, the bank actually caught it and called me. They were like, this is weird. So, Ryan, you don't think it's unusual that it was only one purchase at Victoria's Secret? No, I do. I'm not saying that this lets the guy have the hook. I'm just saying it's happened. You know what, Al? I mean, I want to ask you again because it just seems... I'm not saying that you are cheating or that you're not cheating, Al. I just want to ask you again. Does it seem unusual to you, Al, that somebody stole your credit card to make one purchase? I don't know. It happens all the time, I hear. What if Al bought a bunch of stuff for her for Valentine's Day and were blowing it for him? Eddie.
I think he would have said that if that was what was happening. But he doesn't want to ruin the price. Look, man, I don't really look at my credit card bill. That's my wife's deal, you know? And he's buying Valentine's? She said that you're the one that does the bills. Erica said that you're the one that does the bills, Al. She said that you do the bills and that she happened to because you've been working. No, I hate the bills. She looks at the bills. She's a nosy one, goes through everything. Erica, which... Hey, don't call names. Erica, which is it? Well, he just said. He said he pays the bills, but she, like, files them and looks at them. Okay, because she made it sound like he's the one that actually does them. That's what he says. He pays them. He usually does them, but I guess, you know, he's been busy, so I guess he's just been paying them, and I've been putting them away. Okay, I gotcha, I gotcha, I gotcha. Wait, you just don't look at them before you pay them? No, no, no, I understand what you're saying. I understand. How dare you?
Yeah, Al, that is a good question. So you just pay your credit card bill without looking at the charges on them? She tells me how much to pay, and I write a check for it. P1, Melanie doesn't think he's guilty. Melanie, what did you want to say? I just wanted to say that from the other end of the spectrum, last year we put a lot of charges, $1,000 worth of charges on our credit card. We went to Disneyland, we shopped at Target, there was Blockbuster, McDonald's, and then we got a call from our bank. saying that those charges accidentally ended up on somebody else's statement and that they were transferring those charges. They let me know what the charges were. I understand, Melanie, but that's a series of charges. Everybody recognizes that a series of charges is unusual. I think that what people find really sort of odd is one charge to one store. Understandably so, but the point is those errors do happen in the banks and it's worth... Investigating. I agree. Before you end a marriage. Hey, listen. I'm not saying that. 100%. I'm sure Erica will be doing some investigating today. Yeah, Erica. I mean, by all means, I would be calling the credit card company. I would be calling to see if there's cameras at Victoria's Secret. And you know what? I mean, wouldn't you support that, Al? Wouldn't you support them going through cameras? Go ahead.
Al, wouldn't you support them going through cameras, buddy? Call the NASCAR company. Do whatever you need to do. That's right. P1 Baby Shaker's on the line. Go ahead. Yeah, this guy, he still seems a little shaky, man. I used to be in this place, and I'm just telling you, hey, buddy, just fess up now before it gets really blown out of the water or something. What makes you say so, Baby Shaker, about this guy? What makes you say that? Well, it's because we're repetitive in his responses. It ain't me. It ain't me. It ain't me. If it wasn't him, he should have just, you know, said it's not me and just left it at that. You know, he's given, he got all defensive saying, why am I defending myself? And when that shouldn't even, that defense shouldn't even came out his mouth. And like I said, I've been in that place before. I used to just say anything, say anything, but he just needed to go ahead and just, you know, fess up and before it blows up to
something that they really don't need to be. I wish I could see his body language. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I bet you he's dancing right now. He's probably sweating. And they say when they do that, they look to the left. If you're not telling the truth, your eyes... I've heard that. I've heard that from FBI profilers. Thank you, Baby Shaker. I hope you've changed your ways, Baby Shaker. I know. I'm a new man. Hey. Awesome. I like that. Thank you, Baby Shaker. All right. Erica, I encourage you to look into it and please... Call us back and let us know what's going on. And, hey, Al, you know, right now, you haven't done anything wrong, man. I haven't done anything wrong. That's why I'm ticked off. I understand. I understand. Well, hey, listen. I'm being called a liar by whoever the hell calls in. I don't know those idiots. Hey, man. Wow. Hey, listen, if I didn't do anything wrong, I'd be upset about it, too. And so maybe, you know, you didn't do anything wrong.
And today, Erica will call the credit card company. I'm sure this will be very easy to find out. All they have to do is get a copy faxed over of the receipt and take a look at the signature. I'm sure it's going to be your name, but you can tell a signature from your signature from a fraud. And one way or another, we'll know who did that, who bought that. Sure. All right. Thank you very much. We'll see you guys later. Good luck. It's Erica and Al. Wow. Oh, goodness. Weird. You think so, Sean? Oh, yeah. I don't know, man. Weird. The only thing, see, because as soon as I started getting the mindset of like, yeah, it could be fraud. It could be fraud. And I was like, one charge? The whole babe thing. Yeah, the babe thing is what really put it over the top for me. And then just the fact that he absolutely would not give a name to put on the car. Why the babe thing? Because the name? He wanted it. had to hide it for some reason. Yeah. No, no, no, no. Hang on. See? If you're adamant, I call her babe. Just put babe. Right. You're adamant. That's what I call her. That's what you have to put. That's what I call her. She's like, call me honey or sweetie. Yeah, you call me babe every once in a while. Not enough to be so adamant. Right. It's not like the pet name. It's like the pig. He was saying babe as if her name were babe. Right. Right.
Pig, babe. I do. 570-1053. I don't know. Maybe there's someone I'm not thinking of. Call us. I want to hear what you think about it. 570-1053. Is Starbucks going to $1 coffee? What? I'll tell you about that next, too. What do you guys think of that? Hit it. No, I did. You guys get a lot of calls every morning. People will pick up Scott or Ashley or giving Andy or John stuff. All right, radio station. The Mikey Show continues. The Mikey Show continues. On The Rock. 105.3. Hey there, I'm Spike, the official spokesman for the USA Federal Credit Union. The whole sucker's running now. Well, we got some commercials on the air now. I wonder if, though, I wonder if anybody would notice that we're talking while advertisers are talking. I wonder if we were talking when paid advertisers were on the air, if that would get the attention of anybody at the radio station, because then we had to refund them, the advertisers, because...
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I have felt like a part-time P1 until yesterday. I went to Sleep Train so that I could have a reference to compare used mattresses on Craigslist. I took my three-year-old in there, which is typically a bad idea because she doesn't have the ability to self-calm herself yet. I digress, but my point is that they made it so easy to figure out which mattress I wanted that I ended up buying one at Sleep Train. I really wanted the Beautyrest world-class Paris plush, but it was out of my budget, which is why I felt I needed to buy a used one. The sales associate knocked off $1,213 and offered to deliver it today. We got this email. B-Rob, when did we get this? A couple days ago? Yeah. Two days ago? Two days ago. That's awesome. Yeah, man. My wife, who is one month pregnant with our second child, will be pleasantly surprised tonight when she sleeps on our new Paris plush. She really deserves a good mattress to sleep on, and I can't wait to sleep on it with her. Signed P1 Norfus. You want that to be your story? Sleep trains are everywhere. Check one out today.
The ride's been a tough one this morning because of the rain, and things are easing up a little bit. We're getting a break in the rain right now, so now's a good time to hop on the freeway. You're seeing some better speeds in some areas, especially out of the South Bay, where it's been particularly tough this morning. Right now, the 5 and the 805 northbound are looking okay up through National City, but the 5 freeway is still backed up quite heavy, approaching the Coronado Bridge, and then the bridge itself is all backed up, getting on to North Island because the Nimitz strike group is leaving today on Westpac, and a lot of folks heading over there to say their goodbyes this morning. South 5 affected as well here coming out of downtown towards the bridge. That northbound 5 continues slow though out of downtown now past the airport Old Town into Mission Bay. Pretty much almost all the way up to past Mount Soledad. West 94, that's a big improvement. Just a minor delay left over here in the downtown. The westbound 8 looking much better as well as you come out of the east county. Just a little slow now from the 805 on those right-hand lanes mainly to Mission Center Road. South 15, big trouble still on this freeway from the 78 out of Escondido, struggling all the way down to Mercy Road in Poway. And the coaster rides up on 5, staying quite tough as well from Point City Lane in Carlsbad all the way to Solana Beach. Down with Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Get your words on, yo. Do you want antics? Yeah. You ready to play? Yep. Let's do it. Your question is, in the song Stronger by Kanye West, Kanye says you can be his black,
What tonight? Doesn't he say you can be my black man servant tonight? I think he does. I thought he did. The Mikey Show continues. Rock 105.3. Welcome back. It's the Mikey Show at 840. Scotland Yard says that they're investigating video of Amy Winehouse hitting what looks like a craft pipe. They're hitting balls out of Torrey Pines. The Buick Invitational is underway. Tiger Woods going for his third straight. Calling in about Cheaters Hotel. P1 Jamie. Hey. What's going on? What's happening? What's happening? I'm a horrible, horrible person. Why? I went to Victoria's Secret. For some reason, they had to manually enter my credit card number. Yeah. And they, for some reason, entered the wrong number. It was one number off from the end, so I scored $100 for the deal or purchase for free. I don't get it. How did this happen? How did they do it? I don't know. The credit card machine wasn't swiping the card for some reason, so the cute little chick behind the counter had to...
Type in the numbers. Right. She typed in the wrong number. Yeah, but doesn't the number have to match like the expiration or something? I have no idea. Maybe it just magically did. The actual number on the credit card, the Victoria's Secret credit card. There you go. So you were the one. Yeah. Al didn't do it. Maybe Al is innocent and it's actually you. You're a bad person. There you go, Jamie. You broke up the marriage. Take it back. That's right. P1 pool boy. Yeah, hey, I want to because it's obvious he is cheating, but I know why he put babe. Well, Valentine's Day is like, you know, around the corner, and if you're not sure if you're going to take your girl or somewhere in between book the night with your other girl, I mean, obviously, you know, you're just going to put babe, so you don't have to explain yourself when... Great point. There could be multiple girlfriends. There's another one. Great point. I mean, you guys think that now we're really...
Really thinking and like we're creating stories now out of nowhere. That's what we always do. That's true. It's called speculation, Mike. I think he's flying his girl in from the Philippines. Me too. I heard that. I heard he met her on MySpace. Really? I heard Chris Hansen wants to meet him. Shocking. P1 Josh, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Go ahead. Hey, I think the guy is pretty legit. If somebody called me in the morning and said they got my name from a drawing in a mall. and then they were being pretty adamant about getting another name from me, I'd be a little cautious about giving out somebody else's name. I'd probably just stick with Babe, and then the same way he did, if you're going to have a problem taking Babe, maybe we should just forget the whole thing. Yeah, and I kind of get what you're saying, but at the same time, what is giving somebody's first name? If he were to say Erica, what would a stranger do with the information Erica? You'd be surprised. You're talking about MySpace, Mikey, there. All those things talking about, you felt those little surveys and stuff, and people end up getting all kinds of information from the most random questions and that thing. Well, I have a question for you, though. I have a question for you, Josh. What's that? Because your explanation really does work, and in fact, I think it's a really good explanation, and I think it's very legitimate. But I have one question for you. Okay. How come he didn't say it? How come he didn't say... All the stuff you're saying. Nice.
He might not even want to bother me. Maybe the guys are free of network. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, his wife thinks he's cheating, but why bother? He doesn't want to waste his breath. He doesn't want to waste his breath. I mean, hey, Josh, if it were you that we called and you were saying all this to me, I'd say, yeah, pretty good. But guess what? He didn't say what you said, and he had the opportunity to. It's awesome. I mean, I know you guys. I listen to you guys every morning, but he doesn't even know who's calling him. He's just like some random Joe Blow guy. He was giving him a call, you know, saying, hey, you got a free room. He's like, you know, what the heck is this? You could tell right off the bat he was suspicious. Yeah, but he didn't say that either. Like, all the things you're saying now, he didn't say that either. Yeah. I'd understand it if he said that. I'd understand if he goes, I don't know who you were. I thought you were some Joe Blow guy. I was just like, yeah, whatever. I said, babe. If he said that to me, I'd be like, hmm, okay, maybe. But these are all things that... No, clearly he was, but he was also very aware that his wife thinks he's cheating. Yeah.
And he was making none of the explanations that you're making. And they're good. Because we specifically asked him, you know, after he knew he was on the radio, so why the name Babe? Yeah. I mean, we asked him. And what Josh, what you're saying sounds good, bro. I mean, it all makes sense. It all checks out. It's just that he didn't say any of this stuff. Yeah, but basically it's kind of the thing of... You gotta remember me catching him off guard, too. What if he was taking Babe Ruth? Yeah, what if that? Gosh, we didn't even think about it. Nobody even thought of that. Wow. Innocent. Wow. A sportscaster, a doctor, and a detective, and a genius. And an investigator. Wow. P1 Andy. Magnum P.I. All right. Now you're talking. Andy, you there? Yeah, yeah. Go ahead. You're on the air. Basically, this chick should have brought more evidence to the table than just a credit card thing, because... There's just more to it. I mean, we heard the guy on the radio. He sounds shady. You know, she's tipped off to more stuff than just, you know, the credit card bill. Well, let them deal with it. We don't need to do that on the air. I hope to hear. I want to hear, man. For sure. I want to know what's going on. P1 Mike, are you there? Yes, I am. Go ahead. Yeah, I just want to say that one of the previous callers called in and his fraudulent charge was from Canada. So I was saying, look at the location of the purchase this time. Oh. Aaron has purchased.
And if it's in the same location as where she lives, then maybe it's evidence that he actually bought it. That's a good idea. Okay, so what you're saying is that it wasn't bought in, like, Washington State. Right, exactly. The guy that last called in said that, well, he was obviously from San Diego because he was looking at the show. Yeah, because if it was like, yeah, if it came up like Spokane, then she wouldn't even... I don't think she would have ever... I think it would have been like, hey, what's this? Right, but if the charge says that it was bought near San Diego, then... Like I said, maybe it's evidence that he actually did buy it. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Well, hopefully we'll find out from her what's going on. She'll let us know because she's going to look into it today. Starbucks is testing $1 coffee in Seattle. Now, what does that mean? So what they're doing is they're doing a promotion in Seattle Starbucks where you can get a small cup of coffee. No, they don't have small cups of coffee. Well, whatever they call their small, Eddie. What's it? A tall. A tall? Yeah. It's about the size of Rob. Which, yeah, I don't get it. So that's why he claims he's tall. Exactly. Gotcha. Okay, I don't get the name. It's actually, you can either, there's two ways to order it. That, or you could say, give me a 5'8 and a quarter. Oh, okay. Right. You know, your smallest cup. Give me a dirt bag. A teeny little cup right there. Give me a dirt bag. It's so cute. Yeah. Give me a Rob. Extra hot Rob with chai te locte. What? Locte. Well said. So, their small coffee for just one buck.
They're tall coffee. I hate using the names because they seem like oxymorons to me. So a tall coffee is actually small. What are you, Jay Moore? Come on. Well, it bothers me. Like, I always think I'm getting it wrong because I'm like, no one would name it at all. They name it a short. They name it a short. I heard you name a small coffee at all. Thank you. It doesn't make any sense. What are we in, Bizarro Land? Thank you. Why do they call them stares? You don't stare at them. Thank you. What's so convenient about a convenience store? You know, Sky, I love your observational humor. It's so great. Dead honor. Dead honor. These are fat. Grande's medium. I don't get it. If it works, they could start doing it everywhere. Yeah, and they're speculating that the reason Starbucks is doing this is because they're very threatened by other chains that are selling coffees like McDonald's, how they're starting to actually put like baristas and coffee bars and mcdonald's so they're going to test it in seattle and then we'll see if it what do you mean of course it's going to work it's a dollar well the thing is though i wouldn't do it because it's just not enough coffee and if you're on the go you buy it now eddie if you want a good thing of coffee you only have a tiny bit now you're
That's all you get. But coffee is like heroin. So if you go in going, ooh, a buck, and then you get addicted to Starbucks, and then you keep going back, and then you get the... Okay, so it's for new business. You know, whatever. Get a venti. Aren't they often like free refills? Yes, with free refills. But what are you going to do? Go to the office, drink your coffee, and be like, I better go back. What are you going to do? I would. Send your rob. Yeah. It's great. I mean, it works. I go back all day long. I go back for life, actually. Save that cup. Same cup. Keep going back. Same like dirty, tattered cup. Uh-huh. He's got... It fell apart. He's had the same cup for a year. Tries to put it in the dishwasher. Damn it! Foiled again! I gotta spend another dollar. It's a dollar wasted! You guys, I got a new invention. Cups that aren't paper. Oh, no. Patent pending. Yeah, patent pending. Spray on the cup. That makes it last longer. That's right. Yeah, that sounds healthy. Yeah, because that will cost so much less than the paper. Whatever, shoot it down, dude. Oh, no, I like it. I like that. Patent pending. Patent pending. So remember how we were saying that the government was going to, they want to stimulate the economy. They're going to give people money. Yeah, like a tax rebate. Yeah. Yeah. What's going on? Me and Rob money. Yeah, this applies to people that make under less than $100,000 a year.
The government was talking about giving you guys some money. And even married single people, but also married couples that make under $8 billion a year. Wow. Sorry, Sky. Come on. That was funny, man. Oh, Zess? Oh, man. Well, nobody heard it when Zess said it and he had to repeat it. I just missed the cut. I didn't hear that at all. I assumed it was Sean just because... So when we talked about it... Don, that last endorsement. Put me just over. The eight billion mark. Sky, remember that. I will. So when we talked about it the other day, you know, it was just all rumor and speculation about what amount and where the cutoff is. And so, again, so they're saying that the White House is going to plan to announce the specific details later today, but sources on Capitol Hill say that everybody met and agreed on $600 for a single person. Yes! How much? $600. $600 if you're single. According to sources. You hearing this, Rob? $600, dude. What? When? And they're talking like printing checks and sending them to your house. $12.
$1,200 per couple. That's actually not quite right, Mike. Wait, wait, wait. If you make how much? Well, they're not specifically saying there's a limit. So I don't know if there's going to be a limit or maybe there might not be a limit. So that could potentially mean everybody gets that? Yeah. President Bush. Wait a minute. Let's ask President Bush. President Bush is here right now. President Bush. Let's ask you. Let's ask you. What up? President Bush. Yeah. How did you come up with this? And do you feel at all nervous that you'd give all that money away and then they don't use it to pour back into the economy? Now hold on a second. Go ahead. Let me clear up some rumors. Go ahead. We're saying printing checks, sending them to the house. That is not correct. How does it work then? What we're going to do is have one giant Easter egg hunt. Wait a minute. And then it's like 600 tall coffees for everybody. You're saying that you're going to put the checks in Easter eggs? Yeah, you know those plastic Easter eggs that you open up and you find money? We're going to hide them all over the United States. Good luck. Wait. Have fun, everybody. Hang on. But President Bush, this is a flawed idea. Who are you? I'm Mikey. I'm Mikey. Why are you telling me it's flawed? I want to see what you say. Okay. Well...
My thing is, President Bush, you could potentially hide these eggs in the forest or the desert and then no one would ever find them. Good idea, huh? Well, good luck. It's up to you to find them. You're telling me your boy B-Rob over there wouldn't go through the desert to find six bills? He would, but that's what I'm saying. It could really be hurtful to someone like Rob. He'll be searching forever. Going to Glamis this weekend. But he's so low to the ground that it shouldn't be hard for him. I didn't think of that, President Bush. Everybody loves an Easter egg. But President Bush, what if someone doesn't believe in Easter? Yeah, what if somebody doesn't believe in Easter, President Bush? What are you, a communist? Get out of here. Get out of the country. If you don't believe in that, he doesn't want to know you. Good luck, everybody. Thank you, President Bush. Go USA! Thank you. And the Iraq. They're also saying that you can get money for having kids. Really? Oh, man. I'm going to get married and have some kids. How much money are we talking? Come on, though, Sky. What's the cutoff? There's got to be a cutoff soon. Like I said before, this is just based on sources. All the detailed, specific info should be announced later today. But like I said, $600 for a single, $1,200 for a married couple. And then they say.
$300 per child. On top of your... On top of your married thing. Kids already born are like... On top of old Smokey. That means I gotta kiss a girl. Oh, sorry, Beth. No way. And that you could get the checks in your mailbox by June. Only... How do we know that they have the right address? Only if... I'm freaking out. Only if... It only applies to married couples with children. Children right now, Ashley. If you make... That's what I want to know. But you won't get it if you make over $12,000 a year. Now, if you're a single person, it only applies if your salary exceeds $2,000. Wait, Mike's making that up. That's right. You have to make under $2,000. You're freaking people out. You have to make under $2,000. Oh, easy street. What, Ashley? I'm just wondering, so if you're single and you have a kid, it doesn't count? Like... No, like, Ashley, you know when you file your tax return? I believe all this information is based on your tax return. So, Rob, your address on your tax return, and then, Ashley, when you file your tax return, you put on there, do you have a dependent, which is your child? So, if you're filing your taxes saying you have a child, then you get that. What about illegitimate? Regardless of being single or not. Theriot! Yeah, what about Theriot? Get me pregnant!
Work it out, dog. Oh, my God. Hook a sister up. Gross. Ew. I got to pop this puppy out before June. Hurry up. Shania! Put it on braille. Let me borrow. Shut the hell up. Oh, my God. When we come back. Let me just tell you. Here's the headline. You ready for this? You guys know who Drew Peterson is? You know who it is, Eddie. Tell everybody who Drew Peterson is. Isn't it that guy that supposedly killed his wife? She's been missing. She's like 23 and he's got that smirk on his face. Yeah, and he's been married a couple times and they've gone missing. Right. He's also a guy that would know how to get rid of a body since, I don't know, he's been a cop for about 20 years. You know who I'm talking about? Drew Peterson? He called into a radio station and suggested that he be the focus of a dating game. You're lying. Are you kidding me? Details.
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Then actually, no, let's make it 18. They're going to throw in six more roses for just $39.99. It's an unbelievable deal. I can afford that. Dude, yeah, 18 red roses for $39.99. You're not going to find a better price anywhere. Try. You're not going to. It's impossible. Plus, you get the vase and everything. Oh, so they do the whole thing. They're not just dropping off the flowers. No, no, no. It comes in this whole box, and it comes with the flowers, the vase, everything. Sick. Dude, it's great. I'm telling you. Hook it up. And they last for... Ever. You see, I bought my wife roses the other day. I always use pro flowers. And it was like a couple weeks ago. And they're still fresh. She mentioned it the other night. She's like, dude, look at those flowers. They still look like they're brand new. And it was two weeks old. I hope she's not listening. I hope she's not listening. That's the way to go, man. I'm doing it today. So don't wait. Get 18 red roses. Plus the vase for just $39.99. All you got to do is go to proflowers.com. There's a little radio microphone located in the upper right-hand corner. You click on that. It'll ask you for a password. It's Eddie. E-D-D-I-E. And then you're all set. It's proflowers.com. Password's Eddie. Or you can call him 1-800-PRO-FLOWERS. And just don't forget to use the code Eddie. And you'll get hooked up today. Now back to the Mikey Show. Featuring Mikey. I pick my nose a lot. Eddie. I once played chicken with a squirrel.
And lost Sky. I was Prudy McPrude for quite a while. I thought you lost your virginity at like 12. Sean. I'm very fair when it comes to tipping. Boston Rob. Everybody enjoys a good thumbs up once in a while. That's right. And Ashley. I'm a very messy person. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. So much I love you. Make me want to smile. Like you for a while. You upset me, girl. When you kiss my lips. Wow. Welcome back. It is 9.05. More than 7,000 sailors and Marines attached to the Nimitz Carrier Strike Group will deploy today. Chargers quarterback Phillip Rivers had successful ACL surgery yesterday. That's Rihanna. Let me tell you something. M-Tube is a contest.
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Had a little talk with the station manager. The station manager said, no way are we going to be involved in those kinds of shenanigans. When Drew Peterson's attorney was asked about it, he defended the idea and referred to Drew Peterson's missing wife, who's been missing since October, who Drew keeps claiming ran away with another man. And so the quote from the attorney is, quote, if she's entitled to be out there with another man, he's entitled to have some enjoyment in his life, too. I don't think they're going to find anything. And I think he knows they're not going to find anything. He's a cop. He's a cop. He knows what he's doing. He knows how to get rid of evidence. You know what I mean? That's weird. It is weird, man. Duncan Hunter, who's from San Diego, right? Yeah, from Alpine. A Republican was running for president until about four days ago.
Did that song Barely Breathing, I think. Yeah, exactly. Well, the thing is, man, is it's a trip. There's a couple of guys that dropped out, him and Thompson. Yeah. And they say that that Duncan Hunter from San Diego, they say that he was the most Reagan-like of all of them, of any candidate. Oh, really? That he had the most in common with Ronald Reagan than anybody. In fact, Ronald Reagan's son, Michael Reagan, said he had more in common with his father politically than anybody. But nobody knows who he was. It's from here. He's dropped out, and now he's endorsing Huckabee. And he's saying, if you were going to vote for me, give your votes to Huck. Yeah, he says he supports Huckabee and strengthening national defense and immigration issues, and he believes they share a lot of the same causes. Giuliani ain't looking good in Florida. He is not looking good. He's dropping out. I'm telling you, man. Well, the deal is that he banked everything on Florida. He purposefully did not get involved in Iowa, New Hampshire.
South Carolina, Nevada. He purposefully didn't get involved. He didn't campaign there. He didn't do any work. Listen, here's my gamble. He rolled the dice. He said, I don't think I'm going to do anything there anyway because I'm the anti-Republican. I believe in abortion rights and I'm a Republican. So I know that a bunch of conservatives are going to think I'm a jackhole anyway. But what I'll do is... I will put all my resources into the big giant states, and I'll pick up the delegates I need, and I'll get the nomination. And right now, they're going, dude, you made a bad decision. Well, I always thought that was a strange gamble, because... There's something to momentum. We're sheep in this country, and we keep hearing names like Huckabee or McCain or Romney or whatever. Those are the people that we're going to be investigating into who we want to send our vote to. Dude, you called it. That's what it is. These guys have momentum. Yeah, and I haven't heard anything from Giuliani. Mm-hmm.
I guess purposely so, but I mean. Yeah, well, he was the one-time frontrunner in Florida in the polls, and the latest poll that just came out shows him in third place, Romney in second and McCain in first for the Republicans. Really? Yeah. And listen, it's really weird. They didn't know if McCain was going to do good there because they thought, oh, the big issue for Floridians is going to be immigration. Well, it is, but the opposite way. Like there's so many Cubans there. They're like, we want our family to come here. We want somebody who will be light on immigration. And so it's working again. It's like working for him. That's what they say, that he's lost much of his support from Hispanic voters in South Florida. So, all right, there's that. And then the other big gigantic news today is that Boston Rob's fiance has decided where they're getting married. Oh, really? What? Yeah. The Recycle Center. Wait. Don't be mean. Where did she decide, Boston Rob? You ready for this? Yeah. Well, yes. Rancho Bonato Inn. There you go. Wait, because you saw it on American Idol? American Idol? Yeah. Are you kidding me? No, and then she looked it up online, and I looked at it last night, and the place is gorgeous. It is gorgeous. Sure it wasn't Qualcomm Stadium? It's gorgeous. It is? It is Qualcomm. Now.
Everybody else saw American Idol too, so I hope we can get in there. Now it's a hot spot in America. Well, how is it money-wise? It's relatively affordable. Oh, that's good. Well, I'm happy for you guys. Is Ashley singing at the wedding? Yes. She's familiar with the layout. The acoustics. Yeah, the acoustics. Is she going to be singing that? That'd be really nice. We're going to have to talk about that. Oh, look at Ash looking at him all sad and puppy dog face like, Hey, I didn't say no. Hey, if you want to say two hours. But I didn't say yes. Yeah. I'm here. So it's a yes. So it's... I would love to hear like On the Wings of Love or something like that. Oh, there you go. Bless the broken road. I think Rob has a national celebrity right at his fingertips. Oh, that's true. Thank you, Scott. And I don't even think she'd charge him. Wow. I'm her manager, but we'll talk about it. Yeah, but she does charity. She would do it for a friend. Would you do it for free? I'd make exceptions. Ash, would you do it for free? Oh, yeah, Mike, I'll make exceptions. Yeah.
Of course. I don't know. Rob's family. That's great. Let's make this happen, Rob. I mean, I'd give him a discount. You know what? I'm going to have to run that by the missus. No, no. You can make some decisions on your own. Yeah, this is one that I just... It'll be a nice surprise. Oh, there you go. I don't know about that joke. Rob, maybe you write an original. Oh. Yeah. What a nice surprise. And then I sing it? Yeah. Oh. Okay. There you go. Anything I can do to help, I'm here. There you go. The original is going to be all instrumental, though. Sorry to say. Man, Eddie, the gigs are already lining up, huh? Yep. Is that your thing? There's a chance. Ashley, why don't you give it a shot right now? Oh, man, the pressure. We'll pretend that it's his wedding day. And there's the handsome Rob and beautiful Sarissa. They're standing up there. And here's Ashley singing. I've set out a journey. To meet his wife. He ran into a girl from Boston. And she's really nice. The wedding was put on and it was beautiful. So then we all gather. Congratulations, Rob. That's really nice. Gorgeous. Really beautiful. Wow, Ashley. The special dedication song. That's so great. That's awesome.
Well, there you go, Rob. Decision made. This is going off. 08 is going to be great. Why not? Let's see. This is Paris Hilton on Britney Spears as a mother. Cut 21. Last time we were actually together, we were hanging with Britney on her birthday. How often do you guys speak, and what's your take on how the media just looks at her? Both you and I know that she's a very sweet girl. I love her to death, and I wish the best for her. And I wish everyone would leave her alone so she could live her life. She's a great mother and a great girl. I care about her. A great girl and she really cares about her. I want to know what Harris says behind her back. Now, this, Ellen DeGeneres just turned 50 years old. 50? I think she looks great for 50 years old. Oh my gosh. She just turned 50. And the producers of that TV show, what they've been doing is surprising her with stuff. Yeah, a week.
So they had somebody call in, and the person was changing their voice. Cut 42. Hello? Yeah? On the show, what do you do? Pause. Pause. Does anybody have any guesses? No. Unpause. At first I thought Alec Baldwin, but then... Yeah. Unpause. No, I don't. That was Justin Timberlake. That tripped me out. I'm like... You're watching it? Very weird. No. That tripped me out, too. 43. I hope I see you soon. Yeah, well, I called to say happy 70th. No, no, no. And to tell you, and to tell you, you look. Cut 45. And remember, remember, Ellen, 50 is the next. He sounds all right. He sounds like kind of cool. So cool. Sounds like a nice guy. So down to earth and funny. Okay. Someone's in love. Gorgeous. He's gorgeous. Wow. New guy. I wonder how your boyfriend's going to feel about that. Mike. Mike.
Her new boyfriend. Oh, you're going to be like that, bro. She announced on the air yesterday that she's got a boyfriend. No, no, no. I did not. She said she went on her third date. Wait a second. Third date. You're paraphrasing. I'm just saying that, you know, she didn't want to say it on the air here, but then she said it on the air in Spokane. Wait, what? I'll see you for fucking reporting. All I know, she said she's pregnant. Whoa! Make the Honey Baked Ham store your one-stop big game headquarters, and you'll look like you hired a chef for your big game party. Get a Honey Baked Porter ham for as little as $19.99. Or a ham, turkey, and ribs combo for only $29.99. Or choose from over 30 gourmet Honey Baked party trays. Place your big game order now and pick it up on Saturday or even on game day. Participating Honey Baked locations will be open this Sunday from 10 a.m. to 4. After that, we'll be watching the game. It's the sale you wait all year long for this Saturday and Sunday only at North County's House of Motorcycles.
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A lot of people are always asking me, like, I just recently lost about 20 pounds. And people are always asking me, how did you lose the weight, Ashley? Like, what's your secret? My secret... I show them right here. It's my index finger. That's it. Look, guys. Check it out for yourself. I just thought that was right. I can't believe he hates you so much this week. Oh, it's his problem with me today. I mean, maybe he's jealous of your American Idol success. Why does he hate me today? Well, that's... It's got to be that. There's something. He hates me today. Hates me. I'm sorry. You should be. You're freaking annoying. Anyways, back to me. And this, I was saying, and you are interrupting the helpage. You're trying to help too. You are not helping. You're distracting. It's annoying. Anyways, I was just trying to say that a really good way to lose weight is in doing a little bit of cardio with yoga and make it together.
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This is a Mikey moment. With the mummifying of the hand. You know, with the toilet paper. Why do you do that? You know, I like to just be extremely clean when I use it in the restroom. Have you considered maybe like a latex glove? Have you considered any of the 800 things that I do on a daily basis? Have you? That makes sense. Then get off my case and go green. Yeah. This is the thing I've always said about liberal politics. Personally. Do as I say, and let me wipe as I wipe. Wait, that's not the same. Do as I say, do as I say, not as I wipe. Five, three. Da, da, da. It is 927. The rolled up $20 bill found in Heath Ledger's apartment tested negative for illegal narcotics. The Buick Invitational is underway out at Torrey Pines. Tiger Woods going for his third straight title. Check out our blogs. MikeyShow.com keyword blogs. Want to see Ash on American Idol? Keyword Ashley with two E's. I'm trying to think of any other keywords we have, but I think that's it.
Why is she doing that? She's not happy with you today. I care about her. You did say that she was vomiting to lose weight in the last break. With her index finger. I thought it would help. I don't know how that would help. I thought it would help. It looks like I really dug myself a hole this time. Buried the grave. So anyway. Well said. Yeah. You dug the grave. It's true. Buried it. You buried it. You're jumping it now. Tell you about Lil Wayne, right? Got arrested in Arizona for a bunch of drugs. What is this Fox News guy, John Gibson? He's a radio host for Fox News. Yeah, I don't know. One article I read described him as a radio host. The other one describes him as a network host. But the clip I saw was actually him on...
TV or something? I think it was his radio program. Okay, he works for Fox News. Sean, did you say it was from his radio program? Yeah. This clip comes from his radio show. Yeah. And are they coming back from commercial or going into commercial? They're coming out of a commercial break and he's playing like some sound effects, some drops from like Heath Ledger movies. Let's take a listen to this. Cut 65. I wish I knew how to quit you. Yeah. Well, he found out how to quit you. Listen, November 2007, he was talking about, and this is a 28-year-old guy, saying, well, give me a whole different thought about death. You're 28 years old and you're thinking about death? Give me a break. Maybe he was a deep thinker. Maybe he was a weirdo. We're dead. We're dead. No, it's a terrible thing. I mean, you know. It is terrible. I don't know why a 28-year-old guy is thinking about death. That's strange. Yeah, he then goes on to start speculating that maybe Heath killed himself because he had a serious position in the stock market. Because the stock market's been doing bad. What? Just really rude and insensitive. Too soon? Yeah. Inappropriate. That's really bizarre. Oh.
Yeah, and maybe Heath was thinking about death because he just had a baby. I think a lot of parents do that. After you have a baby, you think about putting together a will in the future just in case you're not around. Sure. What a jerk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It seems strange. Yeah. Jack Nicholson was apparently talking about Ambien in regards to Heath Ledger because they said that there was a prescription for it found inside his apartment. Cut 28. warn people about ambient I almost drove off a cliff I'm the real joker really get a load of me part of it was a 19 scotch he's a chaser this town needs an ambient oh my gosh William H. Macy on Heath Ledger's death cut 30 well my heart goes out to his family and this kid he's got a little kid I don't know. You know, people have demons. Sometimes it's hard to see them. I'll tell you, man, I always do think it's strange when they put a microphone in a celebrity's face and say, what do you think of this? Yeah. It just, you know, like, you'll go through these clips and you'll see, Samuel L. Jackson on Heath Ledger's death. Jessica Alba on Heath. I actually have a Jessica Alba on Heath Ledger's death. Wow. Really? I'm not kidding. Cut 32. I was kidding, but I'm not kidding. Please, um...
Absolutely lovely. Such a talent. I mean, such a talent. What does Adam West think of? Do you guys know who Lawrence Tynes is? Yeah, the kicker from the Giants? He is the New York Giants kicker. Is he any good? He blew a game last season in the playoffs. Well, no, he missed two kicks against the Packers. One in the last second to let them win, but then he ended up making the game-winning field goal in overtime. Here he is on Letterman last night talking about what he hears when the coach is yelling at him. Cut 39. Now, was it after the first miss in the fourth quarter that Coach Tom Coughlin is just over on the sidelines just... John at me? Yeah. What was he saying? You know, I never hear what he's saying. Good. I never hear what he's saying. Yeah. But, you know, he's...
He's a great guy to play for. He wants nothing but the best for you. I know he's yelling at me. I just never hear him. You know how we were talking about, the other day we were talking about Velvet Revolver. We were going, are they going to get back together? Because there was a rumor that stunt double pilots were going to get back together. So we were like, well, what does that mean for Velvet Revolver? Right, yeah. If Scott Weiland is going to be doing that. But here's Slash talking about it. Cut 58. I'm really jazzed about doing it. I've been working on new ideas. times where the guys all got together and worked on some stuff. I'm itching to see what this third record is going to be because I think it's going to be awesome. And I think that we don't need to necessarily spend two years on the road like we did last time. Now I just want to add a little context to the clip that you just heard. Slash is now living with his parents and he's got a curfew. He's got to be to bed by 10. This interview was recorded at 1130 at night and his mom would ground him if she knew he was on the phone.
He tells him, get off the phone. It's past your curfew. So knowing that, you can listen to it again and kind of get that he didn't want to get grounded. I heard he was laying in his bed with the blankets pulled over. He was. In fact, laying under his bed with the blankets pulled over. It's called a fort. Doing this interview. Cut 58. I'm really jazzed about doing it. I've, you know, been working on new ideas and had a couple of times. Are you awake? I'm reaching to see what this third. Mom, please stop doing this. Slash, get off the phone, Irene. Lights out at 10.30, son. Please stop calling me. Son, I don't mind if you do that. Mom. I don't mind the interview, Slash. I go to bed right now. Mom, please stop calling me. No, I set the interview in the morning, Slash. Why don't you schedule them to the morning? So 10.30 already, son. You're going to wake your father.
The way he does that with the interview is very quiet. Soft-spoken. You guys know Terry from Upstairs in Sills, right? Yeah. I have the heart to tell him. He was telling me the other day how he's all jazzed because he's going to be in Vegas at the premiere of the new Rambo movie, and he really likes Stallone. I thought, oh, man. I mean, this sounds like fun and everything, but boy, does that movie look like a turd. What? Oh, Sean. Dude, hold on. No, Sean. No, we will not hold on. You can tell that movie looks over-the-top goofball. It looks like a solid action movie. Solid action movie. For sure. Cut 60. Rocky is a stream of conscience. It's one of those lucky characters where you can just say whatever you want philosophically, and even though it may come out naive, it's truthful.
rambo's the dark side and i think he represents the kind of man or the male in society today which is quite pent up and and and if you do express yourself too much you're considered weak what's so weird you can't see it we're looking at it while we're playing it right his full left side of his buttocks is exposed while someone is injecting hgh oh that's while he's doing that interview you think He could have waited, right? Couldn't you just wait until the interview's over to let them do that? And then you can do that. Incriminating. It's very incriminating. On the syringe, it says HGH. And where do you even get those syringes? I find I have no feelings in my buttocks. See why. Zethi and Oates got another flat tire. How many is that now? How many? Are you trying to compete with me? four in the last two months or something like that holy crap what do they do they patch the tire no they i get like new tires every time well pretty much every time yesterday i tried to patch it but i messed it up because i rolled on it for too long so i had to get a new tire what where are you getting all these uh what was it a nail in there yeah it's always the freeway
But that doesn't happen to us. But it's always you. It's more you than it is the freeway. We drive on the freeway. I don't know. I couldn't tell you. You guys drive on dirt roads, so that doesn't affect you guys. What's good to deal with the girl you're seeing? Oh, yeah. Talked to her shortly yesterday, and she has feelings for somebody who's not me. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. Give more detail. Oh, please laugh, Rob. No, no, no. That is not funny. Wait a second. I thought you guys were super... Like, hanging out every day. Every day. You guys were hanging out all the time. Like, all last weekend? Yeah. And so, all of a sudden, she just springs on you that she's like someone else? Well, she... Last time we went on that date on Monday... Right. You know, we were in the back seat because her boyfriend was in the front. Well, yeah. This is what's giving me the... I should have learned. No, I talked to her... The day after said, you know, had fun. When are we going to do it again? She goes, well, I have something else lined up this week. I'm going on another date. Which, you know, is fine. We're nothing exclusive or anything. I didn't have a problem with that.
She didn't have to tell you she was going on another date. She's being a jerk, dude. Wow, Rob, that's strong. Rob, you're not making it good. But I mean, why though? What is the point of, because she's young. Well, no, my thought is because at that point she already knew that she was out on Zeth. She was giving him the hint? Yeah. Looking back, that probably was what it was. But I talked to her yesterday, asked her, you know, how it went, this and that. And she goes, why? What? Seth? What? Yeah, dude. What chapter is that? Read your book. So how did your date go? I hope you had a wonderful time. Was he sexy? Let me get this straight. You met her Friday. You hang out with her all weekend. Wait, it's the same place, actually. Don't yell at you. He did nothing wrong. No, he didn't do anything wrong. Don't analyze her. Don't analyze her, y'all. It'll drive you crazy you read into that yell. Magical. Nobody said it was magical. Just take it at Facebook. Can he ask her how it was? Stop it now, Ash. Now, why would you ask her? It's not easy. It's not easy. Well, Hillary, I'm just trying to get an idea of why the young man... This is very personal for me. I know. It's very personal for me. Eddie, don't throw things at me. I think it isn't personal for us. He's very fragile right now. No sex alive.
Now, come on. Hang on. Get your back, Seth. Seth, now, why would you ask her? You don't want to ask. See, that is sabotage. That's sabotage. Okay. No, don't give up. Don't give up. I'm going to teach you. Shutting him down. Seth, hang on. I'm saying it. I'm not saying, like, shame on you. I'm saying, hey, I'll teach you. That is sabotage. Okay. To ask how the date went is sabotage. I think Sky's right. I think she was saying that because she was trying to get her way out. You know, she was moving out. mentally moving out, and you helped her pack her bags when you said, you know, when you went, oh, how was the date? That was like going, oh, can I take a couple of these suitcases for you? Carry some of these boxes out to your car? Which, hey, listen, if in your mind it's over, fine. But it will not be like, oh, I'm showing her how okay I am with it. What you do is, she says that, you go, you do this.
If it's a 37-year-old guy, if it's me, I go, what are you telling me that for? What are you telling me you got a date? Oh, because I just thought that I just wanted to be honest. Well, I mean, but I don't need to know that you're going on a date necessarily. I mean, you know what just occurred to me? Are you telling me that because maybe you're not so interested anymore? Is that the deal? No. What are you tripping out for? Well, I'm just trying to be upfront and honest, just trying to find out what's going on. Right, Sky? Is that an honest approach to it? Oh, definitely. Love it. So, Zeth, so you ask her, how did it go? She shows you her hickey. What did she say? What happened when you asked how did it go? What did she say? Well, I went over and made dinner for them. Safe place. Well, first I asked him how it went. What did she say? Well, I guess she had, you know, been seeing this guy over the summer. What? Yeah. She didn't tell you? No. Wait, did she tell you that before or after the date? Wait, what? Did she tell you that she originally was dating him in the summer before or after she went on the date with him? Well, I didn't know it was on a date with him. Like, she had told me that she was seeing somebody over the summer and it's over and this and that. Oh, it turned out it was the same guy. It turned out it was the same guy. At a different time. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she said that the date helped her realize that she still has feelings for that guy. No, it didn't.
You knew it long before then, honey. In fact, Zeth was a pretty... You were hoping Zeth would be a good distraction. Well, she knew that if this other guy found out she was dating a guy that's on the radio, he would want her back. Is that right? I don't know. That's how I see it. Yeah, a little bit. So how did the date go, Zeth? Ready. Good, I guess. Obviously great. It sounds like it was really an eye-opener. Good night, kids. What's up? Well, what sucks about it is that Zeth is... He's a good guy. He's an awesome guy. He's a good catch. He's a good catch. He isn't going to cheat on you or anything. And the only reason that I think he's as kind of clumsy as he is in terms of these women is because he's been hurt. But there's plenty of good women out there. There's plenty of good women out there. You just got to... I wonder if Zeth is attracted to the wrong women. No, no, no. But I mean, I'm not saying... I'm not talking the... Intimacy thing. I'm talking... I wonder if he's... I'm not saying... What I meant to say, Sky.
I'm not talking the attractive, like so far out of the realm of like super, they have to be supermodels. That's not what I mean. I wonder if he's personality wise. Like chicks with Adam's apples. This guy, who's he attracted to? What are you saying? Well, first he's attracted to the girl who's like super duper hot. He's a gay man. Right? You know. We know why. And no offense against super, super hot girls, but most of those girls want the wrong guy. You know, they want the bad guy. They want a guy who's a challenge. Hey, wait a second. They want a guy who's going to be hurt to them. I really resent that because I'm super, super hot. I don't feel that way. So, yeah, so I think, you know, it's the whole package. He's attracted to the whole wrong package. Zeth, be the bad boy. No, find a good girl. He'll get the girl he wants. You don't want him to be somebody he's not, dude. You want him to be him. He needs to be the polar opposite. You need to be confident in who you are. Love who you are. You need to not be you. Be the polar opposite. Be somebody but you. You're not working.
I'm saying. Yeah, you're all wrong. Yeah. Is that what I just said? Anything but you would be effective. That's what you said, yeah. What did I just say? Let me paint a picture of handsome. Anything but you, buddy. But I didn't say that. Picture you, then opposite. I'm not saying that. Okay, Zed, picture you. Okay, now erase that. I can't say today, so let him just risk about me for no reason. Completely irrelevant and unnecessary riff about Ashley because my Kate's mute. Go, Mike. Zeth. Yeah, go, Mike. Zeth. Chime in, Sean, because you like to just be part of the boys club. Go. Zeth, do this. Picture yourself, okay? Then plant a bomb next to that picture and blow it up. And then you have exactly what you should be thinking of. Okay, Zeth. Okay, do this. Picture yourself and then replace that picture with cereal. And that's who you should be. You're so funny. I got in trouble. It's getting weird. It's definitely getting weird. I want Zeth to find love. Well, I was trying to tell him. It's not easy.
It's not easy. I know, Hillary, but you've got to start somewhere. This is very personal for me. It's not even about you right now, Hillary. It's about Zeth. It's not easy. Ashley, hang on. Hillary Clinton is trying to chime in about this. I understand that it isn't easy, but you don't understand the dynamics of Zeth's relationship, Hillary. This is very personal for me. What does it even have to do with you? Hillary, it doesn't even have anything to do with you. It's not easy. It's not easy. Fine, you're going to repeat yourself all day long, I guess. Ashley, what do you think? Can I ask you a question? Yeah, absolutely. Do you not agree with me that Zeth, he needs to be secure and love himself in order to let someone else love him? Don't you think maybe these issues are stemming from insecurity and that maybe it's important for him to love himself and be happy with who he is and what he brings to the table before he goes and meets someone else? Yeah, I have a comment about exactly that. When the girl cheated on him, what she taught him was he's not worthy. No matter what. That's what it taught him. It taught him I'm not good enough to be in a relationship where a girl will actually stay with me. Which crushed his. Which crushed him. But it made him believe something that isn't true. Right. Well, I agree with that. And all you dudes out there that a chick's ever cheated on you. And all you chicks that are listening out there that any guy's ever cheated on you. It taught you the wrong thing. It made you think that you're not good enough. That's not true. They're not good enough. They're a turd. They got messed up brains.
They got a messed up brain. They've got problems. That's why they're cheating on you. Mike, is it also not true that Zeth should completely change? Ashley, that is true. And should not be anything like he is right now. That is true, Ashley. Okay, perfect. If you're a girl right now that is single and young and think that Zeth sounds like a nice guy. Mike, no. Wait, wait. Don't do this. Wait one second. Don't do this. Hang on. Don't do this. Hang on. Don't do this. What? This is horrible. No. You might as well be his mother trying to hook him up right now. Now, wait a second. Here's the deal. Oh, no. Oh, Zeph. There is a girl. Sorry, Zeph. You hang on a minute. No! There's a girl listening right now that would say, I'd never usually do this. I'd never call a radio station. I would never do this. Hang on. I know it's being a little paternal. I understand that. I'd say maternal, but go ahead. But the bottom line is that he's an awesome guy. He's a wonderful boy. He is.
But the problem is, this is why I like what I'm doing. Let me tell you why. He's gorgeous. The problem is. He's seen him as a baby. Look at his face. Listen. The problem is, is that. I love you, Shmoopy. The problem is when he chooses him, he's choosing the wrong one. But maybe, just maybe, there's a girl listening right now. He's not going to have anything to do with it. She's listening and she's saying, you know what? I'm kind of looking for the same, I'm looking for a relationship where the guy will be true to me. Yeah. And he's a good looking guy. You know, he's a tall guy. He looks all, it looks like he's in a gang. Yeah. That's not a good thing. You know, he looks like, he looks like a racist. Right. You know, that's what I'm saying. Hey. You're really not helping. No, that didn't, that wasn't right. Nobody's calling. He looks like a skinhead. Oh, dude. Wait, wait, wait. It's true, but.
All right, we got somebody calling here. Somebody. We got somebody calling. Matthew, are you there? Hang on a minute. That's not good. Oh, I love it. Zeth, how old are you? 22. I want a girl to call that is over the age of 26. Cougars. Or Zeth. Or Zeth. Come on, dude. Eddie, just bear with me here. What are you doing? Just bear with me here. Eddie, what is your... I don't know. You guys, you guys, guys, you got to trust me on this one. Matchmaker Mike. No, I would like a young woman that is 26 years old or older to call right now. What's the number? I'm going to I'm going to tell. Listen, I'm going to describe you, young lady. And if it's you, I want you to call. First of all, you have not been in a serious relationship for over a year. You've been out of a serious relationship for over a year.
You're 26 years old or older. You would never usually call a radio station, ever in a million years. But there's something that I'm saying right now about this kid that you're going, you know what, just maybe, maybe, just maybe. I don't care that he's gay. I was just kidding. I was kidding. 570-1053, and you're willing to... This is William Shatner, and you're listening to The Mikey Show. Featuring my good friend Sean, and from what I've heard, he's seen every episode of Star Trek. Standing up. Hey, Sean.
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Good guy, and he's not going to be bad. We got P1 Danielle on the line. Danielle, you there? Yes. And how old are you, Danielle? I'm 28. Okay, now, how long has it been since you were in a real long-term relationship? It's been a couple of years. Now, why did the last one not work out? We just had a lot of, I guess, differences. I don't drink or drink. really party and that's just you know kind of is this danielle rose yeah danielle rose she was in the studio that was that girl that was in here uh that was real good looking do you remember yeah dude she'll go out she'll go out with you you dummy that's crazy he doesn't deserve you danielle i'm sorry but uh came into the studio for uh
She came into the studio for one of our deals, you know, where the listener gets to come in. Oh, she's just like a... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's super pretty. What does she look like? Well, this went well. She's the blonde girl that I said to her, hey, when she called in, I was like, I go, there's something about the voice giving me the creeps or something like that. And she came in and she said, hey, before you say that, you better realize I got... What is the condition called, Danielle? It's Friedreich's ataxia. Right. And basically, it's something that you can't see, but it's a condition. And so, you know, that's a deal. But really cool chick. Very pretty. Are you on birth control, or are you sticking with condoms? No, wait a minute. Now, you're starting with the birth control and the condoms already, which is a little jumping the gun, I think, just a little bit. Did you talk to her? I just hope this isn't all too good to be true. Did you talk to her, Zeth, when she was in the studio? No. You didn't get a chance to know her? No. Yeah. In fact, okay, here's what we're going to do. Maybe she thinks Zeth is Rob. Oh, no. Now, Danielle. Danielle. Yeah? You do know which one Zeth is, right? Yes, I do. Yeah, Eddie's concerned that maybe you confuse Zeth with Rob. No, I know who Zeth is. He's a good guy. Okay, okay. He's a good guy. Go ahead, Ash. What's your question? Zeth, do you remember what she looks like and everything? Yeah.
Do you attract it? Do you like what you see? Yeah. She's pretty. I like it. I might want to cut you a little. Okay, wait a second. Hang on a minute. That is not what you say to a lady. Until the second date. Eddie, you don't say that on a second date, for goodness sake. Not at all. Never. Not at all. Never. Danielle, we're going to put you on hold, and is it okay if we get your email, and Zeth can email you? Yes. All right, hang on the line, all right? Have you ever seen a man's blank? Now, wait a minute. I want to ask. Now, wait a minute. Danielle, before we send you over to get the, what do you call it, the email address and everything, I want to ask you, because is it, first of all, how long since the last date? What was the last date you were on? Oh, It was over this summer. Okay. And I went to dinner with a man. And, you know, I'm very picky about who I associate myself with. Yeah. And it just, there was not really the chemistry. Right. Well, I'm telling you right now, Danielle. And I'm going to ask you, and I want you to be honest with me.
Have you ever cheated on a guy? Never. Why, you be honest. You're telling me a big fat lie. Are you being honest, Danielle? Well, if we're not counting, it's like junior high. Okay. I'm not counting junior high. No, no, no. I've been cheated on. All right. But in high school, in high school, did you ever cheat on a guy? In high school, no. I don't know. That made me nervous. You're telling me a big fat lie. Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine. Even if she did in high school, she's not in high school anymore. Okay, Danielle, in your adult life, have you ever cheated on a guy? Okay, in high school, I would say I may have, you know, messed around. All right, now wait a minute. Because the last thing I want to do, Danielle, I do not. I used to have the philosophy. I used to have the philosophy once a cheater. I used to have the philosophy, once a cheer, always a cheer. But I believe that people can change. I do believe people can change. And so, Danielle, you're telling me that as an adult, you would not cheat on a guy. Never. Never, never. You believe her, Ash? Totally, because I just understand that growing up and you can change so much and realize things that are important and not. Yeah, I believe her. Because I don't want to...
I don't want to put him in the path of ever having what happened to him before ever happen again. Totally, yeah. You know what I mean? Definitely. All right, Danielle, hang on the line. Okay. Don't mess that one up, Zeth. She sounds nice. She's a real sweet girl. Yeah. She's a real sweet girl. P1 dog lover. Hello. Dog lover is 31 years old. Uh-huh. Parts driver for Pacific Nissan, 5'7". And talk to me about... Your last long term. When was it? 2003. And what happened? Well, he went to prison. Okay. I hate it when that happens. And I stay devoted to him. And when he got out, I went to pick him up at the train station. He wasn't there. He had gotten back with his ex. Eddie. When you're out there hunting, bro. Eddie. You got to take a couple of shots, man. Hey, listen, man. I don't hear any baggage here. Like, I'm like, this sounds good to me. Eddie. What? When you step up to the plate and you start to eat, not everyone's going to be knocked out of the park. I mean, you're going to hit a couple of seats. You're going to get a lot of outs. You're going to strike out. Sometimes you're going to strike out. Sometimes. When you're fishing in the sea, sometimes you throw a fish back. That's the deal, you know? Just because you're fishing doesn't mean that sometimes you're not going to catch, you know, ex-con. Yeah. It happens. It does happen. It happens. Dog lover.
I think you sound like a sweet girl, but I'm hearing a little too much baggage. I think Eddie's right. I think that there could be potentially some issues with the ex and the prison and all that stuff. I mean, that's got to be a little scary. I mean, you know what I mean? Well, yeah, it is. And I have had baggage in my past, but in the last two years, I've completely turned my life over to the Lord. Clean and sober for two years, I actually had to go to prison to... Find the Lord and turn my life around. There you go, your next wife. I just hooked you up, Zeth. Wow, wait. Zeth just got gigantic eyes, and the eyes said, don't want it. Well, listen. That's not fair. Unfortunately, I'm not single, and this was for Zeth, so it ain't going to work out. There's somebody for you. There's somebody for you. All right, dog lover, I think you sound like a sweetheart, but 22-year-old Zeth, he's looking for more danger. Plus, he still drinks, and you don't want that. More danger than that, huh? Well, hey, listen. He still drinks, and I don't know if you want to hang out with that, you know? Plus, he'll probably go to prison soon. Yeah. That's true. You'd have to deal with it all over again. Yeah, I don't know about the drinker. It could be a violent drinker roll for me, you know? That's true. All right. Exactly. All right, dog lover. We appreciate the call. Thank you. Yes, exactly. There it is. Well, this went well.
Seth and Danielle. Well, we'll see until he messes something up. Well, if you're having him writer, then it's over. You just do the email. Do the email for him. Yeah, exactly. He would type, what's up? Hey. And send that. So, what's up? Mikey called me to write. Yeah, Mikey said to write. So, I'm writing. Write me back. What is that voice? I didn't think you're as hot as he did, but he said to write. He said to. Reese Witherspoon says, I don't do nudity in movies, and I don't really like all these A-list celebrity women that do nudity in movies either, and I don't get it. Huh? She's done nudity. She has? Yeah. What does she do nudity? She did one picture. I love when people call it movies pictures. I love it. Thank you. It's good. Cruel intentions. No, no, no. It was a movie. Bag of boobs. I love that movie.
She wasn't in that. Not a different movie. She had Legally Boobs. Legally Boobs? What was it called? Sweet Home Alabama. No. I show my boobs. Okay, forget it. She's been naked. Trust me. Sweet Boobs Alabama. Get Mr. Skin on the line. It'll tell you exactly what time. Well, she did an interview where she says that she believes that actresses who take their clothes off for movies are just... Are whores. Are just... are just objectifying themselves, and she's, quote, flabbergasted by how many legitimate actresses will do it. You did it! She's a role model for her children. What movie did she do it in? And she just wants to be the best version of herself that she can be, Eddie. Is that so wrong? Eddie, is that so wrong? Eddie's taking a look right now. That's Sean on the camera. Legally Blonde 2. Yeah, was it Legally Blonde 2? No. Hey, you're really close right now. Please. I want to get more information on this. Let's find out. That's weird that she would say that. Yeah, Eddie. Well, maybe she's changed. I don't... I mean, I think it depends on... Twilight? Yeah, that's what it says here. Twilight. Yeah, Twilight. Boob light. Reese Witherspoon, boob light. Yeah. She was naked in Twilight? Yep. When was that movie? 1998. 1998.
She didn't know any better. If you have it on your resume, you shouldn't go out there and point your finger at other people. Yeah, why doesn't she try pointing that high-powered perception at herself, Dr. Lee? Yeah, Chi-Chi's. Sky's got Us Weekly's Power Girl list. It's the top five. Power Girls in Hollywood. And Reese Witherspoon's got to be on that. Power Girls, not Power Women. Siley Miley. Yes. Miley Cyrus is number one on the Power Girl list. Well... Who else is it? Oh, that Bindi. Bindi Irwin. Bindi Vin Laden. Yeah, Bindi Vin Laden. No. Bindi's not on there? No. Amanda Bynes? The Jonas Brothers. Yeah, what about those girls? Are they on there? Mary-Kate and Ashley. Yeah, what about those little girls? Mary-Kate and Ashley. We're talking about girls. Hillary Duff. Yeah, what about the Jonas Brothers? Oh, I love that. She's a woman. Yeah, Punky Brewster. She's a woman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about the girl that played in Savannah Smiles? Rudy.
Huxtable. Oh, nice. Oh, yeah. Dakota Fanny. Keisha Knight Pulliam. Kim Fields, you know, the one that played Tootie. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, gosh. Tabitha Stevens. JoJo. Please stop. Jessie from Saved by the Bell. How about Tabitha Soren, the chick that started MTV News back in 1991? Redhead. Oh. She wasn't a child. I just thought I'd bring her up. Okay. Yeah. That was weird. I don't get the list, guys. Um, think... Power Girls. Think Disney. Think Girls. Ashley Tisdale. Ashley Tisdale's number three on the list. High School Musical star. Oh, Vanessa Hodgkins. Yeah, Vanessa Hodgkins. Hodgkins. No, Hodgkins. Hodgkins disease. Vanessa Hoddington. That's not a person. Oh, the... The who? The girl from Harry Potter. Hermione Granger. That's her name, actually. Hermione. Hermione. Hermes. Hermoine. Hermoine. She's on the list. I know it is. Hyman is not on the list. Stop it. What about Lord S., Donna's daughter? No. Is she on there? What does she do? What about Frances Bean Cobain? Is she on the list? Oh, Ellen Page. Ellen DeGeneres. That little girl. That's a boy, dude.
I don't know. We're not going to know. I know this. No, you don't. Yes, I do. No, you don't. Give him a chance, at least. Give him a chance. The enchanted girl. Yeah, the enchanted Amy Adams. Amy Adams? She's an adult. All right, what about Ansel Adams? He's an adult. Photography. Okay. Amy Adams is real pretty. Grizzly Adams. You think so? She was just on some TV show. She's dating a famous person. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That guy? She bought his... Wikipedia. She bought his niece for Christmas, her Enchanted doll, and it was sold out, so she had to buy it on eBay and outbid somebody for the doll. Come on. Wow. You believe that garbage? I actually bought it. Like she can't call someone? That's what I thought. Eddie, you're right. Why did I believe her? That's stupid. She should be dating Zeth. She's such a cheater. Wait, a cheater? Whoa. She cheated me. Like an over-exaggerator. She's an over-exaggerator. Sky. For that $80 million comment. That's right. Ashley Simpson. Put it on the board. Rihanna. Rihanna. Rihanna. Rihanna. Jojo. Already said. Yeah, Jojo. No. Toto. Toto. Is Toto on there? The dog from... No. Probably not on there, but what about John Hurt? Just check. Why? I don't know. Just look and see. Maybe it was a typo. Are you missing two?
I mean, I know it's an adult man. Yeah, I know. Three? Yeah, he only got two. Anthony Daniels. Just look. That'd be great. Just look. Can I tell you now? Should be on the list. Can I just tell you now? Fine. Go ahead. Raven Simone. Oh, yeah. I was going to say her next. Well, that was close to Rudy from the... Yeah. Why don't you just say yeah? She was on the Cosby show. I was going to say that. Taylor Swift. Oh, yeah. I loved him when he won American Idol. Me, too. She's a country singer. Soul Patrol! Soul Patrol! Soul Patrol! Soul Patrol! You got Ashley Tisdale. Arsenio Hall. Blake Lively from Gossip Girls. How old is she? I love when he was on American Idol. Me too. The beatboxing. The beatboxer. And then you got Miley Cyrus. There you go. The beatboxing. I can't tell if that's good. The beatboxing.
Can't tell the difference. I don't know. I would like to do that in an audition. Oh, my God. Oh, dude, that's what they should have got. That's what they should have got this season is somebody trying to beatbox that can't. I could watch that for hours. That'd be awesome. So AMC Theater is trying to be proactive. They're going to be the first movie theater company to post a warning about Cloverfield. This movie, I think the sign says, this movie can make you puke. They already did. What does it say? When I went to the movies over the weekend, there were signs posted everywhere that said, Cloverfield, because of the way it's shot, is, you know... people will get some sort of... Yeah, it said side effects. This movie gives you AIDS. That's what it says. That's what the sign says. I saw it, Sky. I saw it. You can't tell me. I didn't see it. This film causes HIV. Nine out of ten people will test positive for HIV after seeing the film Shake. No. It says here... Sean's on the cocktail. Yes. It says that...
Warning, moviegoers could have side effects associated with motion sickness similar to riding a roller coaster. Yeah. Yeah, I almost had to walk out. I was so, like, nauseous. There was no way I was, man. I liked it too much. But I couldn't because it was so suspenseful, so I was, like, stuck. Are there people throwing up in the theaters? Is that what's happening? People get sick. Take some Dramamine. My dad... I'm going to go this week, I'm going to mess with people. When we saw Saving Private Ryan, my dad had to walk out into the parking lot and yak. Really? Was that like that? Yeah, the scene on the beach, handheld. Oh, yeah. All that stuff was handheld. I was like that with Ratatouille. A whole other story. They're so dumb. They say they think Madonna had plastic surgery. Really? Sean, is that funny? They're just figuring that out? I know. Again? Well, yeah, she's been walking around. it doesn't matter what time of day, whether it's midnight, she's wearing these big old sunglasses that cover like half her face, but then kind of on the, you know, outside ridges of the sunglasses, you see some like bruising and redness. I blame Guy Ritchie. Yeah, maybe she was getting out of hand. Robert. Robert Stevens. Talk to Guy. Mikey Show. Mikey. Yeah. P1 Big Mike. Are we still guessing? Yeah, go ahead. Okay.
I just want to hear your guess. I turned my phone down until it started ringing. That's cool. Go ahead. I want to guess Florida Evans. Oh, I bet she's on it. Wow. That would be great. What was that? Hey, for extra credit, what was that actress's name? Florida Evans. No, that was the character's name. No, that was her. You think she played herself? Is that it? It was a biography. I believe him. It was a biography. He's like, you're telling me that show wasn't a documentary? Oh, man. Dino Mike. I thought that was the first reality TV show ever. Buffalo Butt. That's right. Penny. Yeah. Janet Jackson. Janet Jackson was on Good Times. Right now, people are screaming in their car, you racist. That's so racist. No, I'm serious. It's the truth. She really was on Good Times. And different strokes. She was abused. Her mom burnt her with an iron. What are you talking about? Philona? No, Philona was her foster mom. Because she came from a family of abuse and they burnt an iron. They took an iron and they stuck it on the back of Janet Jackson. Joe Jackson? Could have very well happened in real life. Does she still have a scar? By Joseph Jackson. Well said. Mikey Show. Mikey Show, hello.
Yeah, is Laura Ingalls on there or Mary or Nellie Olsen? Can you check that out? You should check it. Maybe they're in the top ten. Put it on the board. Put it on the board, Skye. Put it on the board. Especially after she lost her sight. Did he just call me Skye Stallone? I think he did. And Hambo. Oh, I smell a bit. I smell a bit. Great. Talk about a great M-tube thing. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I think that Nellie Olsen probably grew up, the character probably cheated. Really? I think so. Why do you think about it? She's untrustworthy. No, wait. Wasn't Nellie the bratty friend? Yep. Blonde with a pigtail. So she wasn't an Olsen. No, no, no. She wasn't an Ingles. Yeah, you're right. She was Olsen, and she was untrustworthy. She was mean, but she probably grew out of that. Very mean. You think she grew out of the mean? Yeah.
Well, if you think that, then that means you think that, like, Blind Mary grew up to be, you know, she grew out of the niceness. You don't have to grow out of everything that you are. So you're saying you just think that through maturity, she stopped her shenanigans. I think so. I think she learned her lesson. I think that... After the barn burned down. I think she was... Are we having this conversation? I don't know. I'm checked out. I think she was committed to... What? Meanery. Really? My coffee's really good, though. Oh, yeah. How's the creamer? We still got some left? Yeah, we're good. I never saw one episode, Ashley, of Little House on the Prairie. Come on. Your favorite show. Dude, you would love it, for real. For real? Yeah. It would make you cry every episode. Every episode. Do you have that music, Sean? It's awesome, but I've never seen one episode. I haven't either. Don't feel bad. I just don't really get any of this. Yeah, don't feel bad. I have no clue. I just love that Merlin Olsen was on that show. Yeah, that's good. That's really cool. OJ was too. So are you now bringing that mug in to be more green? You're a liar. Yeah, that's like my new strategy. I like it. I'm going to start doing that too. I slept over at my lover's house last night. I don't have it. What did she just say? You slept over your lover's house? What? Oh no, you guys were talking about Little House on the Prairie. We got our own little side thing. No one's talking to you guys. She was out of boyfriends. I'm sorry. I didn't know you were listening. What does Sario think?
He's probably jealous, dude. Yeah, he's... Finding out for the first time right now. He's really wondering what's up. He's really... No, dude, actually, I had to call Serio and tell him because he wanted to come back down and visit me. You said, no, I'm in love. Well, no, he called me... You cannot come. He called me and said, I'm, you know, going to move back down to San Diego, I've decided. Oh, yeah. And I said... It's on. And I said, cool. And he was like, is it cool if I stay at your place again and for a couple of days or whatever? Like, well, I find a place. And I had to tell him. I was like, you know what? I kind of just started talking to this guy, and I just don't think it would be appropriate. It doesn't sound like you're just talking. Like, or comfortable. Yeah, all up in his Kool-Aid. That's right. What? Right? I mean, yeah. I would love to have you come here, but I don't know that my lover would be comfortable with that. But let me check with him. Honey? What do you think? What did he do? Dude, so him and I just both randomly looked up on the TV and a baby vomited. Like, particularly vomited. Don't look at it, Mike. Ew. I didn't see. Don't rewind it, Mike. I won't. That was gross. Mikey show. Mikey show. Did you let Ashley know something? Yes. That I saw her on American Idol and she looked absolutely gorgeous and I thought she should have been through to Hollywood. I did too. Thank you. Thank you.
Now Mike's going to make fun of me because he hates me. You said sister. You said it was her sister. I heard it. Insert Mike here, making fun of me because he hates me. Why is she so upset at me? I didn't do anything wrong. You're kind of picking on her. I'm not picking on her. I care about her. You wouldn't let her replay her clip. That is true. Sky! Well, but Sky, talk me through on this one. The only reason I wouldn't let her play that clip of the tone-deaf karaoke later is because, you know, it was really funny, but it wasn't a spectacular moment in there. And we played back those spectacular moments. But how come you had me make Mikey moments out of Lyrical Gangsta or Dumb Shaker? Today, I didn't. No, no, no, no. Any game that we ever play, you always have me make a Mikey moment out of. That's not true. That's not true. Lyrical Gangsta. Did you make one out of Lyrical Gangsta yesterday? Yes. Yes, I did. What happened? I played it back today. It was awesome. What was the moment? It was really special. What was the moment? Can you tell me what the moment was? No, I won't, Mike.
Basically what I'm saying, Mike, I don't remember. I don't think it happened. Listen, Mike. If I could remember what the moment was, I'd tell you. I don't know, though. I'm chucked out on you right now, bro. Whatever. I thought it was a really good time to have karaoke today. Especially with me being on Idol this week. It kind of makes sense. Don't hit my hair. I work a long time on my hair and you hit it. Hey, Mr. Cat's hair. John Travolta. That's right. That's where your voice is turned into. What happened? Mikey Show. Hey, Mike, can I get on the pill now? That's a moment. Pull that clip, Ash. Pull that clip. Run that. I will not. She's not going to pull it, Eddie. Absolutely not. She's a puller of the clips. She's a subordinate. Mikey Show. Yeah, this is P1 Dogberry. What's up? Very welcome. Did you go get an engagement ring? Very nice. When are you getting married? Nice. Ooh, nice. How did you propose? Actually, we came together and pulled our parents after the Charger game, but then yesterday I hooked her up with the ring. I mean, it's no bedroom proposal.
Those are the most romantic. Rob, looking back. Don't do it. I don't regret nothing. I haven't even asked. You're turning your talons on Rob now. I have not done a thing. Go ahead, slick shoot. I was going to ask you, looking back. Looking back on what? Your proposal. Are you going to be a wise guy right now? I'm not. I'm going to ask you a question. At least let him finish, Rob. Looking back on your proposal, you proposed in your bedroom. Hey, I'm asking. I'm not doing anything. I'm just asking. Yeah, yeah, I'm listening. You proposed in your bedroom. Now, looking back, after taking into consideration. Yeah. You know, that Lou Bush did it in the most romantic way ever. Sticking his ring in a cocktail. Well, a shrimp cocktail. Shrimp cocktail. Looking back, would you change anything? Would you do it in a more romantic way? What, am I rich? I can't afford shrimp. Come on, dude. Maybe the beach or maybe just get down on a knee or something. Yeah, you know, the beach is free. I'm not putting ideas. I'm asking in retrospect.
Not at all. I don't regret a thing, Mike. You like the way it went down? Yeah. It was romantic? It was me and her and that's all that mattered. All that mattered was the moment of the romance. Is she telling that story to all her girlfriends? Duh. Now how does she tell it? She's bragging. Bragging? He took me to Paris. Yeah, I told her to make up whatever you want. That's right. Yeah, there was a map of France. I see London. Mikey Show. Hi. Can I ask you a favor? Yes. K1 Captain, would you please play the fart song? Ew! Why? Who are you? Why is this funny? It's so funny. What do you think, why? I love it, and my boyfriend has never heard it, and he's like a fart enthusiast. Who isn't? Yes. He's a guy, right? Yep. I was singing this yesterday. Making my way downtown. Fart! Fart! I was walking around, passing gas. Silent blast and one was loud. Strangers turning heads, barking spiders fled. Now I am red when I should be proud. Cause I made you from Chinese food. Should check my insides. Did something to the thousand titan. Least make number two. Holding that two cheek squeeze. Then I'm gone. Seems so wrong.
But it's not because it's hard to... How do you like that? I love the ending. I like how it just fades. Dops. Good job, Rob. Thank you. Mikey Show. Uh-oh. Mikey Show. Uh-oh. Yeah, we're taking calls because we're getting out of here. Beginning and end of every show, we do open phones. Mikey Show, hello. Line three. Hi. I'm the one that just called about Ashley. Uh-huh. I think that she could sing that fart song tone deaf way better than you could. Thanks, girl. Hey. Get off Rob's case. Give it a shot. I think it'd be funny. Why don't you sing it, Ash? You know what? Ash just gave me a look like she's mad at me. I'll sing whatever you need me to sing whenever you need me to sing it, Mike. Please, let me sing that song. Oh, and I am mad at you. Are you giving birth, ma'am? What are you doing? Geez. Time to hang up on her. Stop it, lady. Thank you. Mikey Show, hello.
Good morning, Red Baron. You doll kisser, you. How you doing? Oh, no. How dare you. This is T1 Chorizo, man. Hey, listen, I just want to congratulate the chubby oyster. He was fantastic on American Idol. And I wanted to ask you guys, if you could, in honor of the Oscars coming up, if you can guys make Rob do a couple of act out some movie scenes, man, like he did before, that would be great. Oh, yeah. Remember that? Oh, yeah. We used to do that. Rob goes to Hollywood. It'd be a perfect idea for the Oscars and everything. And yeah, good show prep there, Chorizo. Yeah, freshen people up. All right, man. We'll see you guys later. Love your show. Dr. Papani, you're the best, man. Thank you. Thank you, dude. I'm not a doctor. Yeah, right. Mikey Show, hello. Mikey. Yes. Hey, it's Big Mike again. Hi, Big Mike. Hey, I just found out that it's not Florida Evans. Well, of course it is. That's your role. Esther Roll. I knew her name was Esther. I knew it was my mom's name. Actress. But I didn't know it was Esther Roll. My whole world. That's my favorite sushi, by the way. Oh, it's nice and tight. Yeah, the Esther Roll. You get the spicy Esther Roll sometimes. So there is no Penny getting burned by an iron? No, no, no. Dude, there is Penny. No, there is Penny getting burned by an iron. Is Malona still my neighbor? Malona was a neighbor. She was Penny's foster parent.
And then there was the interracial couple, Lenny Kravitz's mom in real life. That's the Jeffersons, dude. They were on good... Oh, you're the worst. Come on, guy. I have the wrong interracial couple. Yeah, because all black families know each other, right? In TV land. Lenny Kravitz's mom. Lenny Kravitz's mom? Yeah, that's Jefferson's, bro. Yeah, that's a TV show. But you're telling me that JJ wasn't really my friend. Wow. I am telling you that. Wow. Brutal. You're crumbling my world, Mikey. I'm sorry, man. What was the little kid's name? Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Little kid? Yeah. Michael! Oh, yeah. There you go. For a second, I thought. He wasn't really a little kid. Yeah, he was the little one. Wasn't he like 14? How old was Michael Evans? About eight, nine. Because he was a Black Panther.
Wait, what? Remember that when they had a jacket in the oven? I think this guy's right. I don't remember that one. And they almost set the hell bar on fire. Thank you, McMike. You know way too much about good times, bro. It's a good show, man. All right, last call. Bring us home. Hello, Mikey. Yes. Hey, I might have been mistaken, but did you say Fat Tuesday was pregnant? Yeah. Really? Hey, me, Rob. What are you guys naming it? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Hey there, tough guy. When's your next fight? Tough guy. April. Next thing I meet you, how about that? There you go. Thank you. Burn. Tough guy. Love it. Tough guy. Good one, Rob. Little. Don't forget M-Tube. Make a video to promote the Mikey Show. Stick it on YouTube and then send it to us starting on Monday and you could win a high-definition camcorder. The lovely and talented Missy is coming up next with Lost and Found. So don't go anywhere else. We'll see you back here tomorrow morning. It's Friday tomorrow, you guys. Back in here tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show's out.