The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 01/25/08
Friday, January 25, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
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Mikey described being humbled in a senior-center writing class, then told Rebecca's painful news that a corrupted drive had erased most of their videos of Jake. Julia sought advice after her teenage daughter's boyfriend followed the family to Glamis, and the crew argued for firm limits and contacting his parents without turning the romance into a forbidden obsession. Boston Rob's Tom Brady song, Ashley and Skye's clue game, Sean's devotion to Banacek, and the chaotic trivia challenge supplied the show's main comedy. Skye laid out the proposed tax rebates while caller Ryan challenged the stimulus as debt shifted to children, and Michael Stahl-David explained how Cloverfield was cast, concealed, titled, and filmed. The show closed its heavier material with outrage at Drew Peterson's lawyer and Mikey's account of surviving addiction through faith, family support, and recovery.
What happened, in order
The senior writing class
Mikey said the experienced seniors in his new writing class were so polished that he became embarrassed to read his own work.
The lost baby videos
Mikey and Rebecca learned that a corrupted external drive had permanently erased most of the videos they had taken of their 16-month-old son Jake.
Ashley Pyramid
Ashley tried to describe categories in her eccentric shorthand while Skye translated clues about child stars, Tom Brady, wars, cereal mascots, and photographers.
The boyfriend who followed them
Julia asked for help after her daughter's 17-year-old boyfriend ignored a clear refusal and tracked the family to a campsite in Glamis.
Boston Rob serenades Brady
Boston Rob debuted an unintentionally suggestive Tom Brady parody that the rest of the crew mocked before he tried to repair it with an inner-monologue effect.
The rebate debate
Skye explained the proposed federal rebate amounts and income cutoffs before caller Ryan argued that the stimulus merely borrowed money from future generations.
Inside Cloverfield
Michael Stahl-David described paying his own way to an early audition, protecting the monster's secrecy, the film's abandoned titles, and the motion-sickness reaction to its camera work.
Sean discovers Banacek
Sean enthusiastically celebrated the DVD release of the 1970s insurance-investigator series Banacek while Mikey and the crew savaged it as painfully dull.
Dumb Chick Challenge
Ashley, Skye, and Boston Rob stumbled through a trivia contest involving Braille, light-bulb filaments, killer whales, the Supreme Court, and the fifty-dollar bill.
The thousand-footer slip
The hosts repeatedly played a viral newscast in which reporter Julie Pierce mangled the phrase "thousand-foot ship" into an obscene on-air slip.
Win a Date with Drew
The crew recoiled as Drew Peterson's lawyer defended his client dating again by insisting that missing wife Stacey had simply left with another man.
Mikey's recovery testimony
Mikey contrasted his former life of alcohol and drug addiction with his present family life and said that asking Jesus Christ for help gave him hope and began his recovery.
People mentioned
MikeyRebeccaJakeJuliaJessicaAshleySkyeBoston RobTom BradyRyanMichael Stahl-DavidJ.J. AbramsSeanGeorge Peppard
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The details of the E-Clan were announced yesterday. We'll let you know if you qualify for a tax rebate coming up. Tiger's back, and he's in contention. He's only two strokes behind the leader, Troy Madison, after the first round of the Buick Invitational yesterday. I'm not really sure what all of this is going to mean, but the front page of CNN.com right now is a picture of Bill Gates. It says, Bill Gates' new project. This is like their main story right now. Bill Gates' new project, farming. Economic Woes took a back seat at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland today, with participants focusing on corporate responsibility and playing down the possibility of a recession. Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates set the tone by announcing grants of $305 million to develop farming in poor countries, a new direction for his charitable foundation. Awesome. Yeah, man, but I wonder what it'll do to spur the economy. I mean, I guess something. I just don't know what. He's smart.
Wow, that's going to spur the economy. I'm sure it will. It's smart. Roll iPods in Ethiopia. There you go. It is. Something like that. Welcome to the show. It is Friday. It's a good thing. I'm ready for the weekend. We got some guests in the studio, so got to tell you about all our guests. I think we got, how many people? Two people today or four? Four. Four? Total of four? Total of four guests. Four. They all get backstage passes. A couple of them are P1 trivia winners. And Rob is still getting some information on them. Let's go around the room. Introduce everybody. Open up phone lines to you at 570-1053. What are you doing this weekend? What are your plans? What are you up to? You got questions, comments? What do you want to talk about that's in the news or entertainment or sports? 570-1053. P1 Listener.
Let me ask one of the P1s that won. What's your name, bro? Disney Dad. Okay. Disney Dad, tell everybody listening what a P1 is. Turns on the radio, doesn't cuss, gets straight to the point. Very nice. Exclusive P1, or Mikey Show listener. That is correct. Very well done. Guy knows the show, that's why he's in here. He won P1 Trivia. We'll introduce him in just a minute. My name is Mikey, I'm the host of the show, and I am 37 years old, and a Attended a writing class yesterday in San Diego. Check you out. How was that? Well, it was free. And it was at a senior citizen center in San Diego. Nice. I was one of two people under the age of 60. I'm not kidding. Oh, no. That's awesome. There was some folks in there. The highest age person was 92. Wow. Yeah.
But the cool thing was, I mean, this is a legitimate writing class. They're really teaching you how to write. I know how to write. I need to know how to put things in order. And so they tell you. It was really great. And they were reading stuff, and they were real good. Because a lot of these people, they take the class over and over again. They come back. The old folks were good? The old folks were good, man. Oh, so it's like a one-time class? Yeah, it runs until May. Or something. Yeah, the class runs from January to May. Okay, but these people have already taken this class. Yeah, with this lady. For like 20 years they've been taking it. Again and again. They're kind of sitting there like, well, she's for new people. But what they enjoy is the writing process, sharing the stuff they write. And so yesterday they were reading some of the stuff that they write and I was like, these people are good. I mean, old people that had some... Like, they sound like professionals. Old. To the point where I knew it was coming around to me and I was getting real self-conscious. Like, I can't read this. It's garbage. It's garbage. So it was really cool. And I'm trying to get my dad to take it with me. Oh, yes. That would be neat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we'll see what happens. Gosh darn, man. My family, meaning my immediate family, me and Rebecca, we're going through a season, man. It's a rainy season. It is not a sunshiny season right now.
Thank God for God. Yay, God. Because yesterday, it took another hit. What? Our external hard drive got zapped, and we sent it to a recovery place that goes into your external hard drive, and they fix it. They recover information. Not one thing was recoverable, so every video we've ever taken of my son is gone forever. What? Oh, I'm so sorry. What? That's terrible. That was awful. She was devastated. She was devastated. Devastated. So wait, when you record stuff off the video camera, you put it into the hard drive? External. You don't burn it onto a disc? I had some. Some I had. Okay. But you've got to realize, it takes time to burn the DVDs. If you're pumping video of your kid, it takes a while to do it. And in the midst of her upsetness, she said, when you go to work, maybe that's something I can do. I'll back up video stuff in the future. And I said, sure. Well, it's going to take time. And I don't think she's got the time. I'm going to do it. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. Hillary knows. And it really was disappointing because when we sent the thing, the guy said to me, if it's real easy to recover, they usually don't charge you. He said, but it can get pricey if they really have to do some work on it. He was like, but don't worry about it because
They can basically recover stuff that's been dropped in the ocean. Wow. So how come they couldn't? It was real damaged. Well, how did he get so damaged? It got corrupt, he said. How? I don't know. I don't know how. That sucks. It got corrupt. Something corrupted it. Not your fault, though, right? I have no idea. They don't know. I don't know. They don't know. Something corrupted. Some kind of glitch. So something happened with the computer that glitched it up. And I could never get anything off. It sucks, man. But, you know, we got the ones that we did burn. Good. A lot of the stuff, I told her, I said, a lot of that stuff was video of us taping the same thing, which was night vision of him sleeping. Oh, really? Like, how many times? You know what I mean? You got pictures. We got pictures. We got a ton of pictures. Tons. So, maybe we'll... paste the pictures together and then flip them real fast. Oh, there you go. Good idea. That's a great solution. We can video me flipping the pictures. And then burn that to a DVD. Burn it to a DVD. It'll look like a film. Nice and you're good. There'll be no difference. Not a difference at all. Like you won't even be able to tell really. Well, at least you caught it this early and then you can from now on, you know what you're going to do. That's actually what I said. You know? I go, honey.
He's 16 months old. Totally. I go, first of all, a lot of people don't ever get a video camera. And second of all, a lot of people, when they do get a video camera, get it as a gift when the kid's two or three years old. I don't have, I got three pictures of me when I was a kid, period. And I'm talking as a total. So. Here we go. What is that? Here we go. Not a lot of pictures exist of me when I was a child. They were burned in the fire. Fire. There was no fire, bro. There was no fire. Maybe there was a flood. Maybe there was a flood. There was no natural disaster, you guys. Maybe your parents' computer crashed. There was no such thing as computers. External hard drive. Yeah. I got damaged. Okay. Well, first of all, you guys are wrong. But if I follow your logic, what you're saying is that you're saying, hey, I'm sure they had thousands of pictures of you. Exactly. But they put them on an external hard drive. Something. And something must have happened to it. Corrupt. All right. Well, you know, as you guys.
may or may not know external hard drives have only been around for the last 15 to 20 years in any kind of consumer consumption way but we can buy them you know and so uh back in those days it was photographs and uh of my uh you know my other brothers you know they were they were still considered you know new and so lots of photographs were taken because they were new you know and they were there was an excitement that happens when you Get a new kid and everything. Because you were born way later. But I was born, you know, eight years after my brother. And by that time, they'd sort of, I guess that whole thing, have been there, done that. In terms of pictures. Hey, we've got him. Why take a picture if we can see? He's right there. That's what's important. That's what's important, you know. Why take a picture if we can love him right here in front of us? And so, you know, I just sort of hold on, more grasp onto that thought. It's very nice. I think we all have our memories. That's true. Some are different. Can't erase those. Some of our memories are different than others. A little bit. Maybe you could crash that part of your brain. Yeah. Maybe I could corrupt it. Maybe it already. Eddie's our producer, our sports guy. He is 34 years old.
Pictures of him from childhood do exist. They're everywhere. You were an angel. I always loved me. You were the favorite child. I mean, come on. Eddie, Eddie is very, he has very strong feelings about the Cheesecake Factory. Yeah. Don't. Well, not necessarily Cheesecake Factory, but their menu. Yeah. It's ridiculous. Thank you. What? It's ridiculous. It's too much. Ridiculous. I agree. I agree with that. Yeah, it's like a novel. Well, yeah. I mean, they decided at some point, we're going to be known for not just our cheesecakes, but for every food on the planet. Right. Every type of food. I mean, Mexican, you got it. Chinese, yeah. Italian. Italian, yeah, sure. Real good. Burgers, whatever. Pastas. If the Cheesecake Factory opens at 11 a.m., just plan on being there then so that you can order by dinnertime. Yeah. It's going to take you that long to get through the appetizers, at least.
When you're finished reading the menu, you read the prologue. It's fantastic. Three pages of appetizers. It's awesome. Variety. Eddie, isn't it funny that that's exactly what Gordon Ramsay yells at people about? That's what I said last night. We were there last night. We made it there before the enormous rush. There's a small window that you can go to Cheesecake Factory. And not have to wait 30 to 40 games. The Cheesecake Factory is a lot like the Mikey show in that they defy convention. They go against what you're supposed to do, yet they're successful. I've never been there and not had to wait 20 minutes at least. That's so funny. Minimum. That stupid buzzer. Yeah, the vibe. I said to my wife last night, I go, man, if Gordon Ramsay ate here... he would have a field day because his thing is, you know, you do one thing and you do it really well. Right. Instead of, you know, do everything and have a literally 20-page menu of stuff. You know what's funny? Yeah. Is that it is like 90 billion pages, right? Yeah. You, me, and Sky specifically, we probably order the same thing every time we go. Yes, definitely. Lame. 90 pages of things to choose from and the same thing. I get really nervous when I'm in there.
And I look at the menu and I go, oh, that sounds good, but I don't know. I don't know. I don't want to get her something bad. You gotta go for it. I just couldn't pull the trigger last night. Should I get lumpia or chicken cacciatore? I can't decide. I can't decide. Imagine an indecisive personality. Holy cow. You'd be there forever. Literally be there forever. Skye is 30 years old. She has the same feelings on the Cheesecake Factory, and she's our news girl. Yes, very true. She has very naturally curly hair, which, by the way, I would like one time to see what it's like without tamedness. Oh, no, you would not. No, you would not. It is not a pretty sight. I want to see what's going on. It needs lots of product. Let's make her do it one day. Yes, guy. No, no, no. Yeah. It's embarrassing. It is embarrassing. One day, if you lose a bet that what you lose is that you have to wash your hair at the station. Oh, no. No, it's a mess. And then with a towel, dry your hair so we can see what's going on. She's got this naturally curly hair. It's gorgeous, but she says that she's got to put stuff upon stuff upon stuff to just get it to calm down. Oh, yeah. It'll be like one big frizzy threadlock. Really? Not pretty. Oh, my. Sounds hideous. Oh, wow. Well, it is, Sean. Wow. Well, it is. Wow. I'm not going to deny it. Sean is our salt and pepper sound man. Hi.
He is 37 years old, prematurely gray, and handsome. True. You can see him in a camera. That's how we see him. You can't, actually. All right, Sean. Thank you for that. Many people have asked, will you ever open up the camera thing to all of us? No. Because Sean sees all. We've all got cameras on us, so Sean can see us. And I've always just said, you know, I don't know about you guys. I'm way too self-conscious. You don't want to see Sean. Things that he does. He does some stuff. He does some stuff that's what I would call questionable things. All right, Sean, don't do that. That's enough. What is he doing? He stands up. Oh, is he shaking his belly? But he grabs it with his hand. He clamps his belly. It's like the jaws of life. Yes. Well, Ashley is our assistant producer. She's 24 years old and made an appearance on American Idol earlier this week. Oh, yeah. It's been a crazy week, Mike. That's right. Really hectic, right? Yeah. The schedule. Really has... Live in the fast lane. Okay. Boston Rob, 25, engaged to be married. Phone screener. This morning...
I noticed that Zeth bailed him out at the last second, turned that monitor on. Oh, how many times? It's a close one. And I was thinking to myself, I wonder if that monitor's going to come on this morning or if I'm going to have to ask him on the air. You never know. Keeps you guessing, Mike. Keep you on your toes, Mike. You guess he has a shirt? Unfortunately. Wow. What? Wow, he's got this shirt with profanity and the Patriots. What does it say, Eddie? F all the patriot haters. It's really unique and clever. Very clever. Well, and classy. I'd use the word classy. Can you imagine going into a Starbucks or Vons and having little kids see that? Right. It's really nice. Very mature, Rob. Thank you. What does that mean, Mommy? Seth is our young Padawan. He is the youngest guy on the show. He's only 22. And his love life is something else. He's so cute. He said the cutest thing to me the other day. That's how every guy wants to be referenced. How empowering was that? Did that make you feel like a man? It was so cute. We were talking and he goes, Skye, you're my friend.
And I'm like, you're my friend too, Seth. And he goes, no, but it's weird. Like, I used to listen to you guys, and now you're my friend. Oh, you're so cute. That's really adorable. What a cute little girl. Skye, do you want to put a dress on him? I want to put him in little feety pajamas. That guy's love life. Yesterday we spent, I don't know, 30 minutes on that guy's love life. That guy just cannot find that special love out there. He's looking. I mean, a guy's searching. It just has not come to him. Had an opportunity yesterday, but he didn't write the girl. What a surprise. Well, he feels that, you know, I did the whole thing, call me if you're over 26, but he's not interested in someone over 26. I didn't consult with him. And also, you know, he said, girl's really awesome, but she's got a kid. And I'm not ready for that, dating a girl with a kid. Which is honest. I mean, that's the way he feels. He's still out there searching. Oh, come on, Charlie Brown. Poor guy. Good grief. That's right. We call him Charlie Brown. Somebody made him a shirt. Is it Charlie Brown? Should they give it to him already? Yeah, it was Danny.
We've got to have you wear that. How come you're not wearing it? Yeah, I'll wear it Monday. There you go. It should be his uniform. Beautiful. P1 Danny from P1Site.com made him a shirt that is the Charlie Brown shirt with the zigzag on it. Oh, so funny. This is fantastic. It's really fantastic. 570-1053 is the phone number. Give us a call. Beginning and end of every show, we do an open phone segment so you can call in about anything you want. Real quick, let me introduce our guests. We got a couple of people that were winners for P1 Trivia. And let's see who we got here. Let's see. Disney dad. P1 Disney dad's 24 years old. Welcome to the studio, bro. Thanks, Mikey. He is a stay-at-home dad. And it says also that you're a painter. So you paint like on camp. Okay, okay, okay. You paint houses. And you won P1 Trivia. You're in here. You got two kids. And those kids and you, you guys love to go to Disneyland, which is cool. How old are your kids? Four and two. How old were they when you took them to Disneyland for the first time? I believe my son, first time he was one, and my daughter, I believe, was probably two months, three months. What age were your kids when Disneyland came to life for them, and you could see that they really were like, wow? Probably a year and a half, two years. Yeah. They really started kind of... Because my wife is asking me already.
She takes him to Legoland. And he loves it because there's stuff for little, little kids there. But she's wondering, when should we do Disneyland? I said, I don't know. I'm open to it and everything. I am. I just don't know when... My thing with Jake is I just don't want to do stuff he's not going to get. Which I changed my mind completely on the Halloween thing. At first I was like, well, we're doing it for us because he doesn't get it. And then I realized... Well, wait a minute. It's so dang cute when they're in the clothes. It's so cute when they're dressed up like that. It is for us, but so what? That's cool. That's really great. And so I've completely changed my mind about Halloween. But anyway, so you say about a year and a half, two years old, they start to get it. Yeah, that's about when my kids started getting it. That's cool. Well, we're not too far away. I'm going to wait until he's two. Be careful, dude. Mr. Toad's got a wild ride. What is that? Does anyone know? What is a Mr. Toad Wilder? It's a great one. It's a ride at Disneyland. It's a great ride ever. It's a Toad Wilder. What was the last time you've been to Disneyland? Have you ever been? 12 years old. Hated it. Hated it. Wow. Hated it. Hated it. In fact, I remember thinking like, what is the draw here?
Oh, my. What is the draw? You were such a little adult. Yeah, I did. I was like, well, what does this have, what is this going to give me that I don't get from the show Eight is Enough? Because that show, at the time, was my favorite thing in the world. You're like a little Vulcan. Yeah, kind of. I was void of emotion. I loved adult things, you know? So it was, I'd just seen the movie The Deep. Oh, my God. Wow. And I just remember being there. At 12 and going, well, you know, this is for children. So what am I supposed to do here? Meanwhile, I was a child. Let's see. Where is P1 Gunslinger? Gunslinger. There he is. P1 Gunslinger is a guy that does swimming pool construction. Oh. And actually set me up with Jay, right? You set me up with Jay? Yeah, I did. At Sundancer? Yes. Quite possibly. The greatest pool building company. If you're going to have a pool built, I'm telling you, Sundancer, man. Oh, Sean hates the word amazing. Sundancer, try to ask yourself the last time you've ever been able to say this about a company. Not one complaint. Not one. Not one thing went wrong. Not one. There was never a problem. That's awesome. What about your plant? A plant. You got a plant from Hawaii?
Oh, that's funny. You know what? That dang plant. So they were digging a trench, right? Yeah. And while they were digging a trench, I brought this little stick back from Hawaii that said, you plant this, it'll grow into a plant. It took months and months and months, but it finally sprouted into a plant. Well, they were putting a pipe in and accidentally dug it up, right? Well, I was like, oh, I was bummed, whatever. But it was dumped, you know, like right next to itself. Yeah. freaking took root and it's back bigger and gigantic. I didn't do anything. Ah, nature. I know. It just took root. The thing's back bigger than it was. I mean, like three times bigger than it was. Awesome. But I'm telling you, man, they were really, really cool. Yeah, my kids wanted me to say hi and whatnot. Give me a shout out. Hey, Cole, Brandon, my wife, Brooke, how you doing? If you're up already. Very nice. But no, my kids love you. They always listen to you on the way to school. They love it. That's awesome, man. Well, thank you for coming in. Where's Audrey? Thank you. Let me get Audrey over here. Audrey, come sit down. Audrey's 24, and she's an accountant for an insurance company. Account rep. Account rep. You've been married for three years, lady. Yep. Look at you. You got married at, what, 21? Yep, a week after I turned 21. There you go. Wow. Hopefully you were able to have some champagne at the wedding.
Yeah, that's why we picked that date. Oh, there you go. That's a good idea. And, yeah, you just want to come in and hang out, and it's nice to have you in here. And you got no kids yet? What does your husband do? He works for Costco. You want to give him a shout-out? Shout-out. Oh, he's right there. Is that him? Is he Eddie? Yeah. Eddie Rodriguez. And, yeah, he works at Costco. That place is addictive. Love those samples. I know it. How does Costco get a hold of stuff that tastes good? Like, their stuff tastes real good. Real good. I think it's because they cook it fresh right there. Yeah, maybe that is it. Yeah, it's real fresh. They got products in there, though, that they don't sell at the grocery store, and they taste real good. Their salmon, dude, is bomb. Oh, I would never eat salmon. For sure. I would never eat salmon. By 20-pack frozen. Eddie, do you like salmon? Oh, that is... Bake it up with a little lemon pepper. I can't believe it's not butter. Spray, you're good. How does that sound? Does that sound good? Eddie, do you like salmon? No. It's the fishiest fish. It's so gross. Saute a little green beans? You're good. Oh, you are gross. Saute. Do you even know what saute means? Yeah, I do. Saute is boiling water. You shake it. You're right.
Can you imagine going over to Ashley's? No, no, no. She's like, hey guys, I'm cooking dinner tonight. You guys are welcome to come whenever you want. And so you walk in the door and Ashley goes, hey guys, the salmon's almost done thawing. It's in the microwave. I wanted to speed things up, so I put it in the microwave on high for four minutes. Mitch Edward? You take it out of there. It's all cooked, so let's eat. I put some spray on there. It should be ready. Lemon pepper. I can't believe I still have butter spray. I pass on ash. I didn't have any butter, so I just sprayed Pam butter flavor. This is good. I do have Pam butter flavor for when I bake real well. Well, Audrey, Eddie, welcome to the studio. Let's take some phone calls from some P1s. P1 Combat Welder, you there? Yeah, what's up, Mikey? What's up, dude? Hey, I'm just wondering, did you hear about Clear Channel being sold and if it's going to affect you guys? When did Clear Channel get sold? Yesterday. I heard it on the talk radio yesterday on my way home. Sean, you got details? Yeah, it came through yesterday. It's a deal that they've been working on for probably over a year now. The FCC just approved it yesterday. So Clear Channel's going from public ownership being on the stock market to private ownership. Well, private owners now.
And who does it say will own us now? It's an investment group. There's like three or four of them that all put their money together. I'm going to write. I'm going to find out. I'm going to research and find out whoever the head of it is, you know, like who the main guy is. Yeah. I'm going to write them about the mouse in the studio. Works with a computer. It's just always messed up. They may have his wife call you and yell at you for calling them. That's true. That is true. Sometimes when you do that, they call you and they say, you snotty nose little brat. So we'll have to wait and see. I don't know about you guys. I hear clear channel news. I don't care. Whatever. I don't know why. I'm just like, whatever. Do whatever you guys want. to this sale, like, we've been getting emails about this sale, like, probably for the last two years. Like, this is coming, this is in the talks, blah, blah, blah. Rob hasn't sent me one of them. Delete, delete, delete, delete. It's probably a good idea. Who do they come from? Mark Mays? Like, yeah, the big national, you know, like, whatever. We get these emails from a guy that's real big in the Clear Channel company named Mark Mays. Sean, do you know what his title is? Owner? I believe he's the CEO.
I wonder if one person has ever read one of those emails we get. We get those and you just hit delete. P1 Talon is on the line. What's up, Talon? How you doing? What's going on? Hey, P1 Danny brought something interesting to my attention about Cloverfield the other day. Yeah, we got a guy on the show today that's in the movie Cloverfield. He's the star of Cloverfield. Oh, right on. Yeah, Michael Stahl David will be on the show today. Very beginning, you know how they got the DOD... numbers and things saying about what happened, where they recovered it and whatnot. What does DOD mean? Department of Defense. Yeah, it says like property of DOD, blah, blah, blah, you know. Well, at one point, they actually flashed the Dharma Initiative logo right there on the screen. And I don't think very many people have noticed it, but...
but it's there clear as day if you go see it. Yeah, I got an email from a P1, and I haven't checked it out, but he sent a link saying, you know, there are a lot of Lost and Cloverfield similarities. You saw it, Eddie? Yeah, I saw a still-framed picture of it, and it is, you know, J.J. Abrams put little Easter eggs in the movie for Lost fans. How do you like that? You love it? It's cool, because I'm a fan of Lost. That's pretty cool. All right, thanks, man. Have a good one, guys. P1 Mexicutioner is on the line. Hey, what up, Mikey? What's up, dude? I got a question for Beto. I was wondering what he thought about Ashley's performance in American Idol. What do you think of your performance in American Idol? What's the matter with you? Are you a little tie-tie still? Too early for you? No, dude, I don't know what he wants me to say. Well, did you like it or did you not like it? Well, I liked it, man. It was good. She's hot, dude. Well, that's true. That's a nice thing. Yeah, it would have been better if she was naked. She's an adult. You're a minor. We're both legal adults. You're only 14. That's not legal.
That's how come Ashley doesn't want me to tell you we do it all the time. No, you do not. I'll tell you where all her scars are. Do you have scars? Identifiable marks on her uterus. I'm just kidding, dude. I don't know what a uterus is. That's clear. All right, dude. Okay, Beto. All right, bro. Thanks for calling, dude. Oh, my gosh. Shut up. Hey. Wow. That's my nephew, Beto. He's so obnoxious. Hey, look at this. Quimby's on the line. Hey, Quimby. What are you doing? I'm doing good. I just wanted to call and say that the idea of the blogs is genius. But the best blog with... You know, all respect to all of you guys, but Sean's blog is the best. So funny. Best thing ever. Like, I usually take lunch at my desk because I'm just, I work a really busy job. And now, like, there's now a bright little shining little blog out there for me to read at lunchtime. It is just great, Sean. I just want to say. Quimby. Quimby, let me ask you a question. Look at Sean. That upsets him. Makes me want to stop doing it. Quimby. What's up?
know Sean's private thoughts. He doesn't put private thoughts. What are you reading? There's nothing to read. He just puts videos. He puts crazy videos. Pictures. Pictures and news stories. But he puts his thoughts of those pictures and news stories. Which I enjoy. Whatever. I want to know what Sean thinks, man. He won't do it. He won't do it. All he wants to do is put videos and then he gets all the credit in the world. Yeah, dude, Sean's is the best. Oh, really? You like it? That dude, Sean's blog, Sean's blog, Sean's blog. That dude, Sean's blog, dude, Sean's blog. Okay. All right, we get it. All right, thanks, Quimby. Okay, bye. We'll see you. We got a lot of news, a lot of new things to tell you about that we got to get into. Are you getting money in the mail? The government's giving away free money. Are you getting it? Who's getting it? Who's not getting it? So we got that. What else we got? Some kind of crazy stuff. Daniel Day Lewis interrupted an interview with Oprah to just go into Heath Ledger's death. Just like he wanted to go for it. So we got that coming up. On the show today, Ashley Pyramid. So Ashley will try to communicate using speech. And
And I will listen to it, and she will try to interpret what it is that Ashley is saying. Translate. Translate. And you will get to listen to it. It's pretty fun. Also on the show today, have you ever found something strange in a rental car? Like a body? Well, yeah. I mean, as I said that right now, I'm sure there's a lot of people driving going, oh, dude. I remember that one time. It's going to be that kind of thing. Also, the guy that plays Rob in Cloverfield. Rob's like my main dude. And he will be on today. Michael, Stahl, David. I don't know. Rob's like my main dude. What else are we going to do today? A little Sean TV. Sean will tell us what is going on on television because he watches really weird shows. Sean Locks will get in at David. Sean Locks out.
What's that voice? There's a Sean TV theme song redone by Ashley because this week is American Idol. She was on American Idol. Thank you. And we'll also do something called Dumb Chick Challenge, which maybe you haven't heard of. We're only about 100 minutes late right now, so we're going to go ahead and quick time out. And then when we come back, I'll play this Daniel Day-Lewis. interrupting his interview with Oprah to talk about Heath Ledger, Jerry Seinfeld in the stand-up spotlight. The show's stand-up spotlight. Milk is a big problem for people in the supermarket. They're never quite sure if they have it, if they need it. They bury it way in the back of the supermarket. You've got to find it. You've got to hack your way through all the displays. Well, there it is. There's the milk. Do we have any milk? I'm never really sure if they have milk. I think you have milk. We might have milk. I know there's a carton in there. I don't know how much is in there. Well, what should we do? Because you want to be sure.
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This is a Mikey moment. So remember how we were saying that the government was going to, they want to stimulate the economy. They're going to give people money. Sources on Capitol Hill say that everybody met and agreed on $600 for a single person. President Bush. Let's ask President Bush. President Bush is here right now. President Bush, let's ask you. Go ahead. Let me clear up some rumors. We're saying printing checks, sending them to the house. That is not correct. How does it work then? What we're going to do. What? is have one giant Easter egg hunt. Wait a minute. So you're saying... And then it's like 600 tall coffees. Wait a minute. For everybody. Mikey's show continues. Welcome back. It's the Mikey show. It's 6.46. Amy Winehouse checked herself into London rehab yesterday. Chargers hire back their old running back coach, Ollie Wilson. Boston Rob's music. Yes. No. Boston Rob is a singer-songwriter, as you know. Captured by a star. And he has written a song to the tune of Sticks. And it's called Brady. Oh, no. Brady? As you know, Eddie, he is very interested in all things Boston. He's from Boston. He's interested in all things Boston. So he has written a song for his New England Patriots. But isn't Tom Brady more New York? No. Oh, yeah.
I would definitely. That's where he resides. This is what I know about Tom Brady. I know he loves New York. That hurts. He's there all the time. He's not a Red Sox fan. Far from it. He's not a Red Sox fan. Tom Brady is a New York Yankees fan. That is correct. Is he sitting over there? I just can't see him because he's... Seth, get his booster seat. His new song, Brady. Welcome back to the show. 648 and here is daniel day lewis yesterday interrupting his interview with oprah to go into the heath ledger stuff cut one i'm sorry oprah did something i did i hope you don't mind if i if i if i'm speak about this but there's something i i'm feel very unsettled um at the moment and and i suppose it's cuz uh... i only just saw the the news about heath ledger's death and uh... yes
It just seems somehow strange to be talking about anything else. Not that there's anything to say really except to express one's regret and to say from the bottom one's heart to his family and to his friends that I'm sorry for their trouble. I didn't know him. I have an impression, a strong impression I would have liked him very much as a man if I had. I'd already marveled at some of his work and had looked forward so much to seeing the work that he would do in the future. I'm glad you said that. Thank you very much. Thank you for saying that. It sounds like, was he in person or was that like a via satellite kind of thing? Yeah, sounds like it was. I think it was satellite. Teleconferencing. Maybe. You know, it's very nice what he said. But I work kind of observationally. And so sometimes... While I'm listening to what somebody's saying, I'm hearing what they're saying, but I'm actually thinking about something else and making an observation about something else. And the observation there was, that guy's real talented, that Daniel Day-Lewis, because he's got that accent, that Irish accent. But then when he's in movies, he does that thing where he talks. Like Sean Connery? Sort of like Sean Connery. He's a talented dude. Cut two. I do pray to God that they allow his...
his family particularly, and his friends to grieve in the way that they need to in the weeks and months to come, because this is something they're going to be living with, obviously, for the rest of their lives. That was nice of him to say. He was saying what he felt. I feel weird sitting here talking about there will be blood when Heath Ledger's dead, and I just feel strange talking about it, trying to make money. I guess you could respect that, right? There is a report that Britney Spears is worth about $120 million to the economy of the United States of America. Whoa. $120 million to our economy. Wow. And the reason that they say that is because of the photographs, the stories, the ratings and advertising revenue, the money that the photographs make, all of that stuff, yeah, when you add it up. Wow. $120 million to our economy. Yeah, they say the paparazzi alone makes $4 million a year just from selling Britney photos. They say tabloids can sell as many as 33% more copies of their magazine if Britney's on the cover. Wow. Isn't that amazing? Is that why she's on every cover? $20 million more and she'll catch up with me. Not bad. It's a start, Britney. It's a start. Shut up. Amy?
Amy Winehouse has checked into rehab. Really? She said no, no, no. Can you believe it? She finally went to rehab. Yeah. Is this going to last? I don't know. Well, I guess she went, this is all going down in London, I guess she showed up to this rehab hospital on Tuesday and was there for about two hours for some sort of meeting thing. So people were like, oh, is she checking into rehab? What's going on? Well, she left after two hours and then yesterday officially checked herself in with her parents escorting her and the whole deal. Did anybody ever at any time think that maybe the reason that she wasn't going to rehab was because she was, like, embarrassed of the song? Like, she thought, that'll be so... Cliche? Well, that'll be embarrassing. Like, I wrote that song, and then everybody's gonna make jokes that I had a song called Rehab, and I'm in rehab. Oh, like a hypocrite? Yeah, like, that there would be, like, do you think that that ever kept her from doing it because of, like, this embarrassment thing of, like, I'm the rehab chick, and then I'll be the rehab chick, and then, ah. I didn't think that, but that makes sense. I wonder if.
Or would it maybe even be that she was, like, stubborn? Like, she didn't want to... Yeah, because maybe she wrote the song, you know, as kind of a joke, and then she's like, so I'm actually that? Like, oh, man, no, I'm not. And so it took a long time to get there. Or maybe she didn't go because she's addicted to drugs. That could be it, too. That's a possibility. It's a possibility. It's a possibility. Highly unlikely. There is a rumor out there. Well, it's a report, actually. It's not really a rumor. It's more of a report that Heath Ledger was involved with a very famous young woman and hasn't really been spoken about in this way. And so when we come back, I'll tell you who that is. Ashley Pyramid next as well if you want to get in on that. 570-1053. Say what you have to say and shut up. If your resolution is to lose weight in January,
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Yeah, you know, I just love that Cricket has figured out all the things that we hate about wireless companies, and they do the opposite. It's just fantastic. Because you don't have to be in a contract, and if you've ever been in a contract with another wireless company, you know if something happens to your phone, like if your phone breaks or whatever, you've got to pay more money and you've got to commit yourself for more years. And that's ridiculous. With cricket, you can come and go as you please. It's awesome. That's a pretty good business model. Why don't we do everything everybody wants? That's pretty nice. That would be nice. And it does work. Now, Skye, give out the website. It's mycricket.com slash San Diego. Hey, think there's nothing to watch on TV tonight? Wrong. Too Much for TV is the only place where you can watch the hottest, wildest, most shocking TV on demand. It's all uncensored, and it's just $14.95 a month. Get Girls Gone Wild, Jerry Springer, The Fifth Wheel, Blind Date, and more of the most popular uncensored shows on TV now. And your first month's free. Plus, you get uncut music, sexy anime, raunchy comedy, and more. It's all on demand, so you can pause, fast forward, and rewind your favorite guilty pleasures.
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Uncle Cracker just wasn't really true. What do you mean? Well, Uncle Beaner would have been more like it, but my dad nixed that one. He's into Latino pride, and so I said, Dad, what do you think of that one? He wasn't down. Welcome back. It's 7.01. A tornado touchdown in Ventura County last night, ripping the roof off a Navy hangar. Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Mike Allstott retires after 12 seasons. Mike Allstott done? Yep. Oh, what's the matter, P1 Disney dad? What's going on over there? Mike Allstott's my boy. What's that? Mike Allstott's my boy. I love that guy. Is he really? Yeah. Gosh darn, man. I'm getting old. Eddie, I remember his rookie season. Yeah, I know. Isn't that weird? Like dudes that we remember getting drafted and like... Dudes that we remember in college going, these guys are going to be great in the NFL. They're retiring now. Wow, you guys are old. I thought that was the point you were making. I thought you were making that point. Heath Ledger, apparently, they're saying, was involved with Mary Kate Olsen. Because now you've been hearing the name a lot. Well, the reason you've been hearing the name a lot, Associates, is because they were actually dating.
Yeah, I guess they said they'd been dating for three months, but neither of them were looking to be exclusive. They were just dating and they lived near each other and hanging out in New York, having a fun time. And I guess, you know, she was, you know, on his speed dial and his, you know, the people in his circle, like his maid and his masseuse knew her and knew her people. And that's why she was one of the people that was called first. At first it seems wrong because you go, well, she's only 13. Oh, yeah. But then you realize, oh, no, no, not anymore. Now she's like, I don't know, 48, 49 years old. Something like that. Something like that. Rob's new song's coming up in just a little bit. He's done a parody song. He's going to be dropping a new one on us. Sweet. And this one's called Brady, and it's to the tune of Lady by Styx. And he will enjoy it. So that's coming up in just a little bit. 5701053 is our phone number. I mentioned that because it's time to do a little... Ashley Pyramid, what do you say? Come on, Mikey. What? What do you say? I don't understand it. Habba-dabba. Habba-dabba? Habba-dabba-doo. What? Take your time, Ashley. Don't worry about it. What are you going to say? Get in here. Get a little drink of coffee. There she is. There she is. There's Ashley. How's the coffee this morning? There she is. Oh, no. Uh-oh. That's not a good sign.
Wow, she's snapping the fingers. Get on it, buddy. Take care of that, babe. Uh-oh. Will you stop? Ash, what's going on? I've noticed that ever since you've been on American Idol. I've noticed it. What are you doing? You guys can line up over here for autographs. Hang on a second. Wait a minute. Yeah. I think maybe a little bit of it's going to her head. She's got her... Where's my snare? Rob, my snare? Leveled. My snare? Mike, how do I sound? What's up? You sound great, Ash. Unique New York. And I'm good. She was leaning back in her chair, putting her feet up on the counter. Now she's got her hands behind her head. Ash. What's up? Come on. You've got to remember, you've got a day job still, all right? Now, the way that Ashley Pyramid works is that Ashley is going to communicate with English. Well... Are you sure? Yes. Sometimes she does. Yes. And Skye is going to listen to it and try to translate, what is Ashley trying to say to me? You're making it sound like I'm...
Like, stupid. No, it is not sounding like that at all. It's just sounding like... Like I can't talk. No, no, no. Well, that's harsh. Come on, man. Now, what we do is we have listeners call in and Sky will play for them. Yeah. And Simi may be going, well, why don't I get to play for myself? You don't stand a chance, bro. We did it that way. Yeah, we did it that way. We tried it. We did it that way three weeks in a row and no one understood. Yeah. Not even a sniff. Yeah, and I said to myself, I go, well, it's not fair because it is fun. It's fun to listen to her do it. It's just that nobody gets it. Sky does. It's not easy. Sometimes Sky doesn't, but most of the time. And then Ashley gets mad at you. Oh, yes, yes. Even off the air. I get in trouble. Even off the air, Ashley will say to Sky, how did you not understand when I stayed? Why would you not get that? Well, it's like you know how to ride a bike, and so then you get on the bike and you fall, but. I don't get that. You know how to ride it. Well, but sometimes you know how to ride the bike, but there's like a really steep hill. Yeah. And you're like, this one is tough. Yeah, and that's why you have the helmet and the elbow pads. Roll. Wait a minute. Do a wheelie over it. Wait a minute, though, Ashley. Do a wheelie over it. I think what Sky is trying to say. Oh, thank you, sir. I think that what Sky is trying to say is some of those hills are really challenging. Yeah. Some of those hills are. Like special ed hills. Yeah. Wait. That's not really what I want you to say. Eddie. Is that what you're saying? No.
Do you want hydroponics? You ready to get it on? I am. Come on. All right, dude. Hang on the line. Hang on. Sky, are you ready? My phones are off. All right. I'm going. So we begin. Former child stars. The guy that we say sounds like Amy Winehouse in the rehab song. Gary Coleman. Okay. Or Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. Sitcoms, children of sitcoms. Yes, yes, that's correct. Things Tom Brady might say. I like to carry my girlfriend's purse. I like the Yankees. Things that I'm gay. Oh, Tom Brady. Thanks Tom Brady does. Exactly. We're still on the... Wars America fought in. The Cold War, the Civil War, Charlie Wilson's War. Charlie Wilson's War. George Clooney movies. No. A political movie. Wars. Yes, yes, yes. Characters on cereal boxes. Oh, thanks, Mike. Tiger. Tony the Tiger. Cereal cartoon character. Yes, yes. Things a photographer might say at a photo shoot. Yeah, give me some of that. Give me some of that. Come to me closer. You're happy. Yes. Very nice. Wow. Very, very well done. What was the war one? Because I know that.
It couldn't have been the answer. No. Wars in America fought in. Yeah, Wars in America fought in. Oh, thank you, Mike. It was a little generous. Very generous. I appreciate that. It was a little generous, but you won. Hydroponics? Holy moly. Congratulations. Hang on the line, will you? Charlie Wilson's war, by the way. I did pretty good, Eddie, huh? Wars in America fought in. Charlie Wilson's war. Charlie Wilson's war. There you go. Hey, listen. Well, we aided the war. Yeah, sure. Guys, I saw the movie, did you? Okay, well. Did you? Do you want Birdman? Do you want Birdman? No. Birdman, are you there? Are you ready to give it a shot? Well, you're not going to be doing anything. Are you ready to have Sky give it a shot for you? Yeah, let's play. All right, hang on the line. Hang on the line. Sky? Yeah. Doing pretty good so far. Yeah, come on. Here we go. New York City tourist attractions. Empire State Building. Buildings in New York. Big buildings. Some of the tallest buildings in America. Going to a Broadway show. Things you see when you're in New York. There you go. That's good. Things on a baby registry. Uh, onesies. Things that babies wear. Um. Clothes for babies. Uh, breast pump. Things that new mothers use. Um. Things you have when you have a baby. Clothes, cribs. Things you get at a baby shower. Clothes, cribs, food, anything. Things for babies. New porn stuff. Uh, Pat. Hey, what the hell? You know what? We're going to give that to you. We're going to give that to you. Yay!
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If you happen to be traveling on the southbound 5, a little bit of slowing Santa Fe Drive to Manchester, north 805, kind of slowing 43rd to Imperial, and then again through the North Park area. I'm John Monte with traffic on Rock 105.3. Mikey Show, hello. Yeah, it's P1 Tommy. What's up, Tommy? Not much, man. Just calling to tell about AIS. What happened? I got a DUI in March, and I was paying $130 a month on my four-wheel drive truck, and now I pay $94 a month after the DUI. Wow, that's pretty awesome. That's freaking awesome, dude. That's great. I appreciate the phone call. I tell people they can help you with a DUI. They can help you with whatever. I've got AIS. I didn't have a DUI, but I have AIS insurance because they save me money. $166.50 per month less with AIS. 1-800-777-4247. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. Mikey Morning Show. We all pick our nose. No, we don't. Not all of us. Eat stuff. Okay. K-I-O-Z. San Diego's rock. MyCricket.com slash San Diego. In case you missed it, this is a Mikey Moment. Starbucks is testing $1 coffee in Seattle. So what they're doing is they're doing a promotion in Seattle Starbucks where you can get a small cup of coffee. No, they don't have small cups of coffee. Well, whatever they call their small, Eddie. What's the... Their tall coffee.
I hate using the names because they seem like oxymorons to me. So a tall coffee is actually small. What are you, J-more? Like, I always think I'm getting it wrong. The name of small coffee at all. Thank you. What are we in, Bizarro? Mikey's show continues. Welcome back to the show. It's 7-16. A 16-year-old boy has been arrested in an airplane suicide hijacking bar. What a surprise. Tiger Woods only two strokes behind the leader after the first round of the Buick. Round two begins in about an hour and 15 minutes. You can see all Mikey Show blogs at MikeyShow.com, keyword blogs. We're doing it every single day, so we're hoping you get in on it. And from the movie Cloverfield, Michael Stahl David will be on the show coming up next hour. He's the star of the movie. He's like my main dude. He's in Slough State. He's like my main dude.
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Of course, the UFC has a, you know, they have the cage. This is in a ring. The other thing is we have Muay Thai. I think there's two or three Muay Thai fights. Muay Thai. So, yeah, we got 14 fights coming up Saturday. Got a big local kid by the name of Brody Farber. Fights at North County Fight Club in the compound. Now, what do you say to guys that are like, dude, that sounds totally awesome and it sounds like something I would totally want to be in on, but I'm a little nervous about driving a TJ. A little. How do you say, how do you... combat that. Actually, this is a good reason. It's a good discussion to have when we get on the show. You're on the air, bro. I hope you know you're on the air. You're on the air right now. Oh, really? Okay, cool. Well, what I would tell anyone that's driving to TJ is, first of all, the fights are at the auditorium, which is only about a mile south of the border. It's not that far to go. They're cleaning up their act down there. I've been a surfer for 20 years in North County. Pretty safe. Those stories that we hear or a kind of... Sky, now wait a minute. Sky let out a gasp slash giggle when you said that. Well, see, as the news girl, I read the news. And...
That's not necessarily true. I read some of the news about the big shootouts where kids are running by, the police officers being shot dead in their bed with their wives and their babies. That's a good discussion to have. And the drug cartels. Wait a minute, Skye. Hang on a second. Let me stop you right there. I want everybody listening right now to not read into what Skye's saying. Yeah, wait a second. Just take it at face value. Don't try to take what Skye's saying, analyze it, pick it up. Don't do that. Right. I mean, the fact that there's been so much violence lately that the tourism board actually announced this week that they're giving discounts to people who go there with U.S. passports because they're begging people to come back because it's so scary. Well, just take that at face value is what I'm saying. Don't analyze that. Just take it because it'll drive you crazy if you try to think into what she said. Just take it at face value. But aside from that, it sounds like pretty cool. Sounds like it could be a good time. Absolutely. We got about 10 local fighters fighting. Like I said, the statistics for the attacks and anything and violence down there hasn't actually gone up. It's the media exposure that's gone up. In fact, not only that, I heard... A little bit higher. Not only that, but I heard that the percentage of people going to see fights down there is zero. Like, there's zero... Oh, the amount of them murdered? There have been zero attacks. Zero percent attacks on anybody that's been going to see anything. There you go, right?
Except for the guys in the ring. Exactly. Exactly. I appreciate that made-up statistic. Thank you very much, and we'll see you there. Thank you, brother. You bet. Mikey Show, hello. Hello. Hello. You're on the air. Hi. Hi. I'm kind of having a problem, and I thought that you guys might be able to give me some advice. I bet we could. Well, I'm a mom. I'm Dr. Laurie Lessinger. Go ahead. I have a 15-year-old daughter. and she has a boyfriend, and my husband and I were kind of worried about him. He seems kind of really serious and maybe even a little obsessed with her. I don't know what to do. What is he doing that's making you think that he's obsessed? Well, I mean, I know teenagers sit on the phone forever, but he's constantly calling, and they're constantly texting, and he wants to know...
Who she's with, when she's coming home. I mean, just constantly. 24 hours a day. What's your name? Oh, I'm sorry. Julia? Julia, you remember being 15, right? Yes. Well, it's kind of par for the course. When you're 15 years old, you date people and they're, you know. Listen, when I was 15, I was very... I was very dramatic. I was very dramatic at 15. I think we all were very dramatic. I was thankful to grow out of that. I grew out of her dramatic phase. Well, she was very experienced by 15. She'd been doing it for years. She'd been experienced for six years at that point, Eddie. I tried to slow it down a little bit, but there was an event last weekend. My husband and I... Just wanted to have a nice, quiet weekend with her. And we went out to the desert. And it was just the three of us. And he really wanted to come. And we told him, no, you can't come. This is just the three of us. And that's the end of it. And lo and behold, we're out there. And he found us. He found us. Where were you? We were in Glamis. He drove to Glamis? Yeah. That's not like an easy place to...
Look, you know, for people. Well, it's huge. And, well, he found us, and he wanted to stay. Were you guys in, like, a tent, or what was the deal? Motorhome? What'd you have? No, well, yeah, we're kind of like campers. Yeah. And, you know, I mean, for him to find us was amazing, and that scared me. And, quite frankly, I'm glad my husband was there. No. Because that was, I mean, that totally creeped me out. Yeah. Well, what's weird about it is you're either a desert person or you're not. I'm not a desert guy. But I do know this. I know that there's a ton of people that are. And on any given weekend out there, there is probably thousands of people out there in the desert. And so for him to go out there and be able to find you guys in Glamis is weird. But she may have told him where you guys are going to be. She probably told him where you were going to be. It's still creepy.
And I really don't know what to do. I don't know how to, you know, now with the texting and the, you know, I don't even, I just, I don't know what to do. So I thought maybe you guys could give me some ideas. So you got, when he got out there, your husband got mad? Yeah, that's an understatement. Yeah. How the hell did you get here? How did you know we were here? We told you we didn't want you to come. You know, go ahead, Eddie. Is he older than her? Well, she's 15 and he's 17. Yeah. So he has a driver's license, all that stuff? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She doesn't drive. Well, you know how he knew where you were. Right. For sure. You know how he knew where you were. She told him. But the creepy part is if the parents specifically told him, like, to his face, you're not welcome here, and he took it upon himself anyway to go out there, that is like getting into that creepy, obsessive place, if you ask me. Yeah, it is. Right. And I can't control him. I know that. Right.
I'm not his mother, so I know... Have you considered talking to her? No. We haven't stopped talking to her. What does she say? She gives us that look. You know, the look? Like, one of the kids, they used to say, talk to the hand, but she doesn't do the hand. It's just on her face. That's why he's like that. Oh, no, wait. Are you talking about your daughter, or are you talking about his mother? Oh, no. I haven't talked to his mother. Oh, that's what I thought you were saying. Yeah, I mean, I can't control him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you considered talking to his parents? No, I haven't. That's a pretty, that's a good idea. You should do that. You should talk to his parents. Really? Yeah, well, yeah. Yeah. Because I wonder what he told his parents. Like, I mean, I don't know what his parents are all about, but at 17 years old, I wasn't allowed to take off for the weekend unsupervised, you know, so I wonder where he told his parents he was going last weekend when he showed up, you know? I don't know. I mean, there's lots going on there. She's in ninth grade, and he's a senior in high school. I mean, this is not a good idea. I mean, I know when you're older, the age gap closes. And if he were this nice, respectful boy, fine. I wouldn't even care if he'd text her all day long. But he's not respectful. You know, he gives you that look like, I don't have to listen to what you say, and who are you, and you know that attitude kind of thing. Sounds like a punk.
No, it sounds like Boston Rob. Yeah, it's got a little Marky Mark and fear going on there. Seriously, great reference. This is 100 years ago, but when I was a kid, we used to call them JDs. What is that? Delinquents, okay? Yeah. I know I'm really old. Well, you've got to talk to her. You've got to talk to his mom. You really think so? Oh, it's the first thing. I don't understand why you... A couple things I'm real confused about. Okay. One thing I'm confused about is why you're so shocked to hear that suggestion. The suggestion of talking to his parents to you is like, wow, what? Parents, huh? And I'm just curious why that suggestion is so unusual to you. Well, I always felt like I can't control what somebody else does. All I can do is sweep my own doorstep. And I think you're absolutely right. in that thought but with that being said i think that maybe his mom doesn't like sky said he his mom might not know what he's up to yeah and might not really think it's that great of an idea that he and that's what you'd be doing you'd be giving her the facts making her aware up yeah i mean listen if she doesn't want to do anything about it that's on her you're right but i mean at least you could say to her i don't know if you know but your son came out to glamis while we were out there
With my daughter, I had specifically told him that he wasn't welcome while we were out there, and he showed up. Glamis, a long way away, is a big place. And so there was a certain amount of having to look around to find you guys out there. And that is a little concerning. That's crazy! I'm definitely going to do that. I'm definitely going to call his mother. I think it's a really good idea. Just as an idea. I mean, if it doesn't work, what? I'm in the same place I am in now. Yeah, exactly. Now, I mean, if I were you, too, I mean, I'm going to... I think be proactive. Understand that when you do that, there's going to be, from your own daughter, Mom, what do you do? And it sounds like she's already there. Yeah, it does. Be real careful, though. It is tough love. I would say be real careful about trying to break these two apart. Oh, yes. Because the more you do that, the more they're going to want to be together. Yeah, that's true. Hey, listen, I mean, I... I'm not there. I'm not there in this point in my parenthood with Jake. Jake's only 16 months old, but when he's older, my plan is to just talk to him like a human being. If it was my daughter, the conversation would be, listen, no one hates you here. I'm happy for you. I'm happy you're happy. You've got limits, kid. There's limits. Still rules. There's still rules.
I'm not fighting you. I'm not fighting you. I would say to my son, my daughter, I'm not fighting you. I'm not fighting you! Don't tase me, bro. Well, I don't know that you'd say that. Jonathan, are you there? Hey, what's going on, Mike? Go ahead. Hey, the kid sounds kind of obsessive, aggressive, you know? And the thing is, is when he turns 18 and then she's 16, what's going to happen then? You know, when he graduates high school and she's a sophomore, she's a junior. That's just creating a weird situation. I think you've just got to cut it. And you know what? You break her heart, but I think it's best for the daughters. I don't know. That's crazy, man. You do that, man. And now what you're doing is taking a can of lighter... Forget lighter fluid. You're taking a can of gasoline and you're pouring it onto a fire. That is going to make the two of them... She'll break up with them soon enough. Well, and I think, you know, Eddie made a great point. Like you guys are saying, if you try and force them apart... then, yeah, they're going to want to be together even more. But if you set ground rules, and if this guy is, like, the kind of guy I'm envisioning him to be, and he doesn't have 100% access to your daughter, he may move on, you know, and that may be for the best. He's creepy. He's creepy. I don't know if his mother's going to be creepy, but he's just creepy, and he's got tattoos, and I'm not, you know, I'm not criticized. If he's got tattoos, forget it. And he had tattoos and piercings. Forget it, then.
I'd say, no way you left. Zeth, where have you been? Anybody with tattoos, I'm going to tell you this right now, Mom. Okay. Anybody with tattoos, you run the other direction. Oh, wait a second. Run the other direction. You have. I got a couple, but I'm mostly... You're sleeved. Yeah, that's true. Rebecca, run. That's a good point. On line three is P1. Jeremy, are you there, Jeremy? Yes, sir. What's up, Mikey? How are you doing today? I'm doing good. You know, Jeremy's saying... That's a big deal, man. Guy's freaking out about it. Well, she doesn't take it easy on the tattoos. It's no big deal. You know how it goes. Well, I think the fact that he's 17 and somebody is allowing him to have tattoos is kind of a little bit of a red flag to me. I see that all the time now, too. I see boys and girls with tattoos. Minors. Yeah. I don't know how they're getting. If they can get beer, they can get a tattoo. But anyway, go ahead, Jeremy. When I met my girlfriend, she was out at the desert. And she was 17 and a senior in high school. And I was 21. and everything's been good with her family ever since then. Did you do time at all? Well, that's totally, well, good point, Eddie, but that's totally different than what we're talking about. Just because you guys met in the desert, that's way different than you going out to the desert when you've been told you're not welcome out there. Yeah, I mean, they just wanted to spend a little bit of time. They're young kids. It's not that big of a deal. Now, Jeremy, what do you think of, and I understand what you're saying. Hey, listen, they're just kids. They want to spend time. I understand that. What do you think about the part that you glossed over?
where Skye said, yeah, they said no when they're out in the desert. They said no. This is our family time. Just for this one weekend, you are not welcome. And then he showed up. What do you think about that, Jeremy? Well, I think he could have taken it either one of two ways. One, he could have listened to what they said and, you know, been very respective of that. But on the other end, he went out there to go stay with her. They can look at that as like, hey, you know, they have a want to be together. You know, we should kind of look into this a little bit more. Is it really detrimental or is it just kind of building on a relationship? Okay. All right, well, thank you, Jeremy. I think Jeremy's interested in the daughter. Uh-oh. Maybe. Wait a minute. P1 Lisa, are you there? Yeah, hi, Mikey. Go ahead. Yeah, just a little advice for the mom is I personally was in that exact same position, and the more my mom tried to separate us, the more I was drawn towards him. I ended up graduating high school a year early and got married at the age of 17 to the guy. Oh, wow. So my advice is let them just go and make friends with the parents and pretend you like it because on their own they will go their separate ways. Well, as you guys know, when I first started dating Rebecca, my parents were very against it.
Rebecca was from the other side of the tracks and ran with a very rough crowd. But you're in your 30s. And so my parents tried to stop it as much as they could, and all I kept doing was making a mannequin, putting it in my bed, and sneaking out the window. You made a mannequin. I made a mannequin. Out of what? Well, a lot of lumber. A lot of lumber. A lot of lumber. A lot of apples. And a mop for hair. Yes. Yes. And as much as they try to break it up. I remember that one time you guys had that drag race out over by where Rebecca lives. That's very true. You almost died. I did. Oh, were they racing for pinks? Yeah, well, duh. Oh, not my bad. I'll say we were. P1 Diesel's on the line. Wait a minute. P1 Diesel, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Go ahead. Hey, same thing happened to me. I was 18. My girlfriend was 16. And we ended up running away to Vegas because her mom tried to break us up. Oh, man. You're scaring the crap out of this poor mom. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. Well, I mean, I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. So are you guys still married? She wants to know. Diesel? Diesel, are you still married? Married? We never got married. Oh, you just went to Vegas for funsies? She went to Vegas to get away because her mom was going to send her up north. And when I was about to leave the house, she came running around from the side of the house, jumped in my car and 50 bucks in my pocket.
Next thing I know, we're in Las Vegas. A week later, we come back, and we're living at my dad's house, and she's got a restraining order against her mom, so her mom can't come get her. Oh, man. Oh, well, healthy. That's scary. That, I think, is the deal. So maybe what I should do is do it from the other end. Like, in other words, maybe try and be friends or be friends with his family and be nice to him. No, no. No, no, no. I forgot her name, Skye. Julia? Julia? Julia. I'm writing your name down. I promise I will not forget it now. Oh, that's okay. Julia, listen. But I mean, then Jessica will see, my daughter will see that. I beg you to hang on. I can't even believe I said her name. Julia. Yes. Listen, you do not need to make friends with the mother of this kid. You don't have to be friends.
All you have to do is let the mother know what's going on, because the mother probably doesn't even know. You don't have to become buddies. Nobody's asking you to become friends. Just be real upfront and honest. Have your rules, have your limits, but don't go crazy. Yeah, don't be a tyrant. And don't be afraid to let your husband take a part in it, too. Don't be afraid of that. I mean, everybody that's been calling in, it sounds like if you're in... forbidding mode, then that just is going to drive Jessica to want to be with him even more. Yeah, it is. And so I have to find a happy medium. Exactly. It's not easy. It's not easy. Thank you. And we hear of Romeo and Juliet. Exactly. Joni and Chachi. Thank you. Hello. Romeo and Juliet. It's probably one of Leonardo DiCaprio's better works, I think. Oh, well, that's a good point. Appreciate the phone call, Julia. I hope it works out. Okay, thank you so much. I appreciate it. You got it. Let's look into the crystal ball. That's real nice. Hey, don't go away. Boston Rob's new song is called Brady. Yeah. And it's coming up. Along with the new movie Cloverfield's big star, Rob, the character's name is Rob. He's like my main dude. And his name is Michael Stahl-David.
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It's a transient style that I've developed. And carelessness, I'm extremely prone to self-inflicting injury. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. It's the Mikey Show at 7.44. Sources are now saying that Heath Ledger and Mary-Kate Olsen were dating at the time of his death. This one's for you, Ashley. World number one Roger Federer streak of 10 straight Grand Slam finals ended as the number three seed Novak Dokovic. Beat Fennerer in straight sets in the Australian Open semifinals. What the heck is that? What the heck do you mean? Lame. Hopefully you're putting together a video. You know what? Hey, P1 Danny, call in. I want to know if you're doing this. Oh, he's got to be. Dude, he better Danny call in. Danny. Danny. P1 Danny. Danny. Danny boy. Do your Danny. Danny. Okay. You knew it was coming. You knew it was coming. It's a Grease reference.
Eddie, what are you spraying? What is that? I'm doing red rum. Red rum? Danny from The Shining. Yeah, if you are taking part in M-Tube, let's see if that's Danny. Mikey Show. Hey, it's me with Danny. Danny. What's up? Are you participating in M-Tube? Yes, I am. Of course. Of course. Awesome. Of course. I can always count on you. You can count me in. I posted up on the site already, but... One of my ideas involves a midget. Zach. Zach loves midgets. Do you really, Zach? Are you a midget fan? They scare me to death. Okay, well, listen. This is M-Tube. M-Tube is you need to make a video. You need to come up with a video that's three minutes or less, post it on YouTube, and then send it to us. Have you done that, Danny?
No, I'm working on my ideas right now. I've got a treatment in the works, doing a story board and doing all that. Okay, now listen. I actually, I spoke too soon. You make the video, you post it on YouTube, and then on Monday you send it to us. Get it done this weekend, Danny. Come on. All right. I'll get it in. And now, up to two weeks. We're going to take entries for two weeks. So we'll start taking entries on Monday. We'll take entries for two weeks. Then after two weeks, we're going to take the top five, post them on the website, and let people vote. And you got a good concept, or what? Yeah, I got a pretty good concept. Like I said, I'm still developing it, but you guys will like it, I promise. Cool. All right, Danny, appreciate it, man. Yeah, you're welcome. Thanks, guys. That's P1Danny, runs P1Site.com, and it's just a fan site. He came up with it on his own, and and he did it with P1 Spaceboy, P1 Nerdy Green Team. So what you want to do is get these things ready, man, because we're going to start taking them on Monday, and we want people sending them in. And the winner, the person that gets the most votes out of the five posters, is going to get a brand new high-definition camcorder. Oh, wow. That's huge. Yeah, it is. So who wouldn't want that? Get in on it.
Last night, Barack Obama was on Letterman. Love it. Cut 15. Category from the home office, top 10 Barack Obama campaign promises, ladies and gentlemen. Top 10 Barack Obama campaign promises. And to present tonight's top 10 list, Democratic presidential candidate, Senator Barack Obama. Here we go, everybody. Hello, Senator. Thank you very much for being here. Thank you very much. Category, top 10 Barack Obama campaign promises. Here we go, number 10. To keep the budget balanced, I'll rent the Situation Room for Sweet Sixteens. Hey, that's a nice idea. Number 9. I will double your tax money at the craps table. Good idea. Number 8. Appoint Mitt Romney Secretary of Lookin' Good. Yes, sir. 10, 10. James, you're on. You're on. Could you get me a cheese pizza, please, Paul? Dave, you're no longer my friend. Thank you. Number seven. If you bring a gator to the White House, I'll wrestle it. Wow. Now, that's innovative campaigning. Have you heard that before? No. Number six. I'll put Regis on the nickel. Why not? Number five.
I'll rename the 10th month of the year Baracktober. Baracktober. How about that? Number four. I won't let Apple release the new and improved iPod the day after you bought the previous month. Number three. I'll find money in the budget to buy Letterman a decent hairpiece. Thank you. A grateful nation salutes you. Number two. Pronounce the word nuclear... Nuclear. How about that? And the number one Barack Obama campaign promise. Two words. Vice President Oprah. Yeah. There you go. That's pretty good. I like that. Barack's making the rounds. Skye and I were talking about it this morning off the air. She says, yeah, I like him, but he's pretty young. I don't know about that. I do, but... You like your president's a little older?
Well, no, it's not based on age, but young based in experience. It's a little green. You know what I'm saying? Hillary says she has a lot of experience, but I'm like, well, you lived in the White House. Yeah, hanging out. Whatever, you guys. She's working on policy for many years. What do you mean? It's not easy. It's not easy. Like, and I feel all guilty saying it, but like, yeah, I mean, it doesn't seem like that big of a deal. Experience being a great wife. She's got experience in her voting record, though, but she's only been a senator a few years. Right? Yeah. Like, you know? Like, she's counting all that time in the White House like it was some real hardcore experience. That was her term. I'm not voting for Jackie Kennedy, either. But then, since then, hasn't she been, like, in... She's been in New York, right? Doing... Yeah, she's been a senator. Right. That's huge. New York? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just said. Yeah. She's been a senator. Not very long.
Ashley just tuned in. She was doing something. I'm going to give her a break. She was doing something. I apologize. It's all right. But that time in the White House, I mean, she was working on a health care deal. Right. She was. There's no doubt about it. But, you know, eight years in the White House is like eight years. She was sleeping there, you know. She got to live there. She picked the China pattern out. She did. They get to. The first lady gets to pick the China pattern. I don't see how that applies to this discussion. Well, we didn't count it. We probably should. That is some experience that maybe Barack Obama doesn't have. It's not easy. It's not easy. It isn't easy. You've got to go through a few patterns before you pick the right one. This is very personal for me. I mean, McCain urinates standing up. Like, I don't see how that is relevant to these discussions. I'll tell you how it's relevant. It actually is. You know what I'm saying? You're bringing up junk that's not even relevant. Quite a bit. Picking a China pattern? Well, first of all, I heard Hillary does too, so I don't know what you're bragging about. I don't know what you're bragging about. I never said she didn't. We don't have proof. We don't know. I believe it.
Hey, Skye, who did the New York Times, who are they going to lend their official endorsements to? Well, they just announced who they're endorsing, and it's a bit shocking. Giuliani. No duh. Giuliani was the mayor of New York, so you would think the New York Times would endorse him. Don't say that they didn't endorse Giuliani. Well, they didn't endorse Giuliani. Good night. They endorsed Clinton and McCain. They said that Clinton's experience gave her an edge over Barack Obama, but they do advise she cut down on the bitter tone because it's not good for the country. They say McCain is the only Republican who promises to end the George Bush style of governing. And then they go on to bash Giuliani. Oh, man. He's done. Yeah, they say the reason they didn't endorse is because he is narrow, obsessively secret, a vindictive man whose arrogance and bad judgment are breathtaking. Tell us how you really feel. That's pretty gnarly. Let me tell you something. He better hit the lottery in Florida. He better hit the lottery in Florida. It's over.
the bricks, pal, and beat it, because you are going out. I'm telling you that everybody said that Giuliani was the man. Who's the man? Giuliani? Dude, they said Giuliani was going to be the nominee. No doubt about it. I mean, he was the strongest guy out there. Blah, blah, blah. It ain't looking that way. Coming up next, we're playing Boston Rob's song. Yes! When we come back from break... Boston Rob's new song drops. Don't go anywhere. If your resolution is to lose weight in January, pass those fries and load up on the carbs. Wells, can I take your order? Because your pal Cal has a much better diet plan. Well, how damn Cal worthy. Hey, how would you like to have a brand new 08 Dodge loaded, I mean loaded with everything you ever wanted, and get $7,000 cash back? Well, does that sound good? Just like a hot fudge sundae with a cherry on top. Trade me that old car. You'll pay it off. I'll pay it off. Watch me do a dance of delight on the showroom floor. And I'll send you home in a brand new 08 Dodge loaded and give you 7,000 cash. Cal, that's one fat cashback you're laying on the table. We gotta go back for seconds. Again, trade that old car. I'll pay it off. I'll send you home in a brand new 08 Dodge and give you 7,000 cash. And you thought you couldn't be fat and happy in 2008? Hey, hey, hey!
Dodge headquarters. Worthington Dodge in the car, country mall, and Carlsbad open till midnight. Cashback offer of $7,000. Factory rebate applies to new 08 Dodge 1500 quad cabs on approved credit. Anybody want to meet Trevor Hoffman? Yes. How about Adrian Gonzalez? I want to. Chris Young? Yep. Greg Maddox? Yes. All of the Padres are going to be out at Friar Fest. I'm talking tomorrow and I'm talking Sunday. You can go out, Mikey. To Petco Park. They're going to give you a tour of the clubhouse, dugouts, everything. Go behind the scenes. You actually get to go on the field. Can you take a camera? Absolutely. Dude. Absolutely. I want to take Jake. Yeah, dude. It'll be amazing. Mission's only five bucks, and you get to meet all those players. That's so rad. Dude, it is something else. Can you imagine taking a picture there and blowing it up, sticking it in your kid's room, and people come over, they're like, how did you hang out with Trevor Hoffman? Yeah. Well, you go out to Friar Fest. It's the third annual one. You can go to Padres.com if you want to look at a certain player, what time he's scheduled to be there.
all that stuff. So it is really cool. And another way to meet the Padres players, coaching staff, some alumni, they're going to be downtown today. They're doing this whole winter warm-up tour. They're like, football's over. You know what I mean, Rob? I'm sorry. Football's over, basically, in San Diego. And they want to remind everybody, hey, Padres is coming back in a minute now, and they're going to be in downtown San Diego today. So if you work downtown or you want to go meet the Padres, they're going to be rolling around downtown. But the big thing is, Friar Fest tomorrow and Sunday. Go to Padres.com for more details. It's the sale you wait all year long for this Saturday and Sunday only at North County's House of Motorcycles. We're blowing out all remaining 07 Yamahas, street bikes, and dirt bikes like a hot YZ250. One is $62.99 Saturday and Sunday. You pay $4,999. Number 009532 or a V-Star 650. The perfect commuter bike with incredible gas mileage. $161.99. Yours for just $4,899. Number 013-596. Plus free food. Up to 70% off all 07 motocross apparel and Technic jackets. A huge selection of ladies' jackets. HJC Stapion motocross helmets sliced from $159.95 to just $79.95 while they last. And all sizes and colors are on sale. It only happens once a year. This Saturday and Sunday at North County's House of Motorcycles Tent Sale.
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And he was not at practice yesterday. Did that resonate with me? That's not very good. Listen, they had footage of him walking on the streets of New York, his favorite city. And he had that boot on, and he was limping. Yeah, but he made comments saying that he would have to be on a stretcher not to play in the Super Bowl. That may be true. I'm just saying, yeah, I think that is true. How dare you say that? Well, you know, they got a great pass rush to the Giants. I think, Rob. What do you think? I think he's right. I think that he will have to be on a stretcher to not play in that game. I just think that his ankle is jacked up. But he'll play. Oh, he'll play. Matt Castle, here we come. Brady's fine. Brady's fine. Well, no need to alarm, everybody. As you know, Boston Rob. I'm alarmed.
He loves Tom Brady. God, he does. He's the best. He loves his Patriots. He's got on his ridiculously foul and profane t-shirt. Offensive. Yeah, you know, it's one of those bootleg t-shirts that you can't actually buy unless you're in a parking lot somewhere. Ten bucks. Yeah. The only place you could buy that t-shirt is Gillette Stadium in the parking lot from four black guys that are selling them. Fades after the first time you wash it. Exactly. It's got the F word all over it. So the guy loves his Patriots and he loves Tom Brady. And so I told him to make a song, a Super Bowl song. And this is what he did. This one's going out to Tom Terrific. Don't call that. Cleft chin's wicked awesome. Pass me all your balls. with your looks. Compete with Ted Dansons. Just hit me in the slot. Is that gay? Keep going, keep going. Braid air. You have great protection. Hitting the end zone. Okay, wait. Let's go.
You make so many completions. Oh, my God. I'll go wide. Love to catch your throw. I'm brave. So good looking. 50 touchdown passes. Super Sunday. Oh, my God. How's your wrist feeling? What are you talking about? That song is definitely gay, dude. Yeah, I'm not kidding, man. You putt from the rough. Nah, get out of here. Yeah, you'd definitely like to watch Seacrest fit into some Wranglers, bro. Ah, dude, it's an honor to Brady. Greatest QB ever. Nah, dude. What the heck? He's
He's that man in there. What was that? He's crazy. He's got problems. That's crazy. Let me tell you. He says to me, he comes in here during the break, okay? And I go, and I go, and we're right about to play. He goes, hey, dude, as soon as he wants to run something past me, all the P1s that are hanging out here, you saw it, right? There's four P1s that are guessing. They all saw it. He comes in here and he wants to run something past me. And so I'm like... He doesn't usually do this. Why is he running something past me? And he says, hey, dude. And he's like, he's selling it, right? And I go, why? What's the deal? Well, I do this really terrific part in there where I talk to myself. And I look at him. It's called inner monologue. I know I didn't put an effect on it. So I look at him. I look at him confused, right? And I go, Well, the listeners get it. And he looks at me like, who are you dealing with? Yeah. And he goes, he puts his head to the side and he nods. And he's like, dude, I'm a professional. Hello, dude. I'm doing this for a living. And I even looked at him and I go, okay.
I'm not questioning your skills. You know what I mean? And then we got to the part and I'm like, what is he doing? I did not understand that last part at all. I'll put the inner monologue effect on it and it will change everything. I think I should have done that before we aired it. Before it dropped. All right. Hey, listen. Hey, you know what? Maybe Nickelback should take some of their albums back and be like, you know what? We forgot to. That whole KCBS thing. Yeah, the KCBS mistake. So we'll redo that. Oh, that's the same fact that I need. We're going to put an effect on it. Well, there you go. That's Brady by Austin Ross. Put some fun in your new year at Fun Bike Center in Kearney Mesa. Whether it's cruising along Pacific Coast Highway or to the Anza Borrego Desert and Glamas Dunes for some off-road fun, this is San Diego riding weather at its finest. And at FBC, your Yamaha fun selection couldn't be bigger or better. Check out the all-new 08 Yamaha Star Cruisers and Super Sports. And for off-road fun, there's Yamaha's YZ250 and 450 Motocross and the Raptor ATV. The fun selection's great at San Diego's largest motorcycle showroom. Fun Bike Center in Kearney Mesa. A freaking big.
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North 805, slowing in the Golden Triangle, Balboa Avenue up to Bad Governor. Westbound 94, still tight getting into downtown. Seems from slowing the West 56, Black Mountain Road to Carmel Valley. Otherwise, no major incidents to report to you. Two-car accident, North 15 at Miramar Way, but they're off on the right shoulder. They're actually under that Miramar Way overpass. I'm John Monty with traffic on Rock 105.3. Casting from the Wireless Studios. Forget it, I'm irritated. Eddie? I mean, you want to talk about a buzzkill. Yeah. K-I-O-Z. San Diego's Rock. Five, three. Now back to the Mikey Show featuring Mikey. I like all types of foods. I have no food allergies. Eddie. A little bit of a Star Wars fan. Yes. I've seen the original Star Wars.
Probably over 200 times. Sky. I'm very conservative on a daily basis when it comes to the wardrobe. Sean. I floss a minimum of three times a day. Boston Rock. It's a transient style that I've developed. And Ashley. I can't control my laughter. I laugh at everything. On Rock 105.3. Welcome back to the Mikey Show. It's 8.15. Amy Winehouse checked herself into a London rehab yesterday. No big shock. Tiger only two strokes behind at the first round. After the first round. of the Buick Invitational yesterday. Second round begins in 15 minutes. Coming up next on the show, Michael Stahl-David. He's the star of the movie Cloverfield. He plays Rob. Yep. He's like my main dude. And we're going to ask him all kinds of questions about the movie. I hope that if they do make a sequel, they will find a Steadicam and they won't have to film it anymore. I don't know. Yeah, I doubt that. They found a winning formula and I'm sure that they will stick with that.
Okay, so the Bush administration is going to start giving away money. Good, because we have all that extra to give away. It's like the United States price is right. That's right. Oh, sick. So a few of you get to come on down. Yeah, you get to go to the Plinko board. That's right. So Skye, what are they giving away? And by the way, before she tells you, the way you can expect this, if you've ever gotten a refund from the government, it comes in the form of a check with a picture of the Statue of Liberty on it. Same check. Same kind of thing, and it comes in your mailbox. That's cool. Awesome. So what are we talking, Scott? Well, they say about 116 million American families will qualify for these rebates, and that check that Mike described could be in your mailbox as early as May. Yes. So this is how it breaks down. Individuals would get up to $600 for the rebate. You know Rob's going to spend that money before it gets here. Oh, it's already spent. Yeah, he's going to plan. He'll, like, spend it. And then he'll plan like, oh, I'm getting that check from the government so I can do this. I can do this. Married couples would get $1,200 if you qualify. And then if you have kids, you'd get an additional $300 per child. Oh, wow. But they don't say like how you qualify? Here's the deal. For a single person, if your income is over $75,000.
But under, hold on, where is it? But under $87,000, you'll get a portion. So basically, if you make less than $75,000, you will get the full $600. If you make between $75,000 and $87,000... you'll get a portion of that money. If you make over $87,000 as a single individual, you get nothing. Okay, all right. And then if you're a married couple, same thing. You get the full rebate if you make less than $150,000. Wait, wait, wait. Combined. Combined. As a married couple, yes. Okay, as a married couple, if you make under $150,000. Yes, you get the $1,200 rebate. Cool. If you make between $150,000 and $174,000, then you get a portion. Okay. of the money if you make over one hundred and seventy four thousand dollars you don't get anything get nada right and so that is how it works
They say the bill will go to the House floor next week and then on to the Senate. And if everything looks good, like it looks like everybody should be voting for it, like I said, you could get your check as early as May. And it's based on your 2007 income tax returns. I wonder if they're just going to start sending stuff out like, you know, they pass it and then boom, it just starts going out. It's going to be May. Yeah, sounds like it. And it'll just take up till May to get everybody paid off. Well, they say as early as May, you could start seeing checks. Oh, not till May? It doesn't mean everybody's going to have a check in May. That's when the checks will start arriving. So nothing will happen until May. Well, you know, I mean, they got to get your tax return. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I get you. I got you. Okay, yeah. So they got to wait till at least April 15th to get all that stuff from everybody. I get it. What they're really hoping is that you don't save it. Right. They want you to take that money and put it back into the economy, try and get people spending, get spending up, pay off some debts, whatever you got to do. It's kind of like bonus money. You're playing with the house's money. Yeah.
Go for it. So what are you saying? Go to vehicles? No, Rob. That is not what he is saying. One roll. Oh, I like it. That is not what he is saying. Hit me. And then also part of this economic stimulus package, which is really cool, especially for people who are homeowners in California or looking to be homeowners in California, they want to raise the conforming loan limit. This is so awesome. Sean, did you hear about this? No. Oh, dude. This is so awesome. So right now, a conforming loan maxes out. at 417. What's a conforming loan? If you don't know anything about loans, a conforming loan is like you get the best interest rate for a conforming loan, which is $417,000. If you're over that, it's considered a jumbo loan, and so you have to pay more interest on that. Conforming loan is what? Under $417,000. Got it. Over that is a jumbo and you have to pay more interest, which sucks because that's a national number. So obviously people in California pay more for a house than people in Iowa. So why should we all have to play by the same rules? It's hard to, like you can't even find a house for $400,000. You could find condos. Right. Probably. Where people in Iowa are buying mansions for that, but we have to pay the same percentage on a loan. So what does this do?
So basically, what it will do for California, it will raise the conforming loan limit up to $625,000. So that could drop your interest rate by 1%, which is huge. Oh, man. Which is huge. On everybody? Well, you'd have to refinance. So it will definitely encourage people to buy a home because rates will be awesome. So it'll help our real estate market, which is huge. And then a lot of people who have these high interest rates can refinance at this new amount and get a lot lower rate, which is going to drop their monthly payment. It's going to be huge. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. It doesn't have anything to do with the value of the home. It has everything to do with anybody. It has to do with loans. It has to do with how much money you pay for a loan. Everybody will want to do that. Oh, yeah. So this will be great for the mortgage industry, for lenders, for the housing market. So hopefully this will really help out California. There you go. Yeah, that's cool. Okay, so this is a very interesting story. Apparently, I didn't know this, but apparently Lance Bass is quite a workout fanatic. Really? He likes to frequent the gym.
He likes to go to the gym. I wonder why. And he just wants to get in shape and everything. He wants to work out. Squats, whatnot. So what happens, Skye? Well, the other day he was at the gym working on the upper body machine. And they say he was kind of trying to show off, according to witnesses. And put on a bit more weight on the machine than he really should have. So, you know, it's one of those machines where you, like, have the bar over your head and you pull it down. Well, I guess it was a lot of weight and he couldn't handle it. So he kind of stood up and let the bar go. And the bar started swinging and smacked him in the forehead. Slit open his forehead. He was bleeding so bad they had to call an ambulance to take him to the hospital. I mean, wowie-zowie. That's embarrassing. We got a Play-Doh! Because first of all, you're like, isn't that Lance Bass? Oh, my goodness. No, you're like, isn't that Lance Bass? And then you're like, dang, look at him bench. He's good. Man, he's gay. So, well, yeah, he's not very smart. Us Weekly says that Britney Spears showed up at a Beverly Hills elementary school. If this is true,
This is crazy. She showed up to a Beverly Hills elementary school and she tried to pick up kids. She tried to pick up her kids. And they said, your kids don't go to school here. Right. And she said, okay, well, I'm picking up my attorney's kids. I have a new attorney and she asked me to pick up her kids. And they are confused. And so they said, well, can you go around to this other entrance, please? And she left. That's, come on. That's what Us Weekly's saying. That's so... No, see, again, it's beyond... Because your gut instinct is to say, that's bizarre. Then you go, oh, wait. No, wait, that's dangerous. That's a person in distress. We're talking about Britney Spears. Yeah. Who knows? It's not your typical... Like, see, if, let's say, Charlize Theron does that. You go, oh, that is... What is she doing? Right.
Britney Spears does it, and it's just more of you going, man, if she did that, it's just more of you going, man, she's in trouble. She's not well. Somebody help her. She's not well. And that's the thing. What do you do? I don't know. I don't think you can do anything. No. If you love her, if you're in her family, she won't let you help because she doesn't want to have anything to do with you. She's an adult. And if you're anybody else, you can't. What can you do? You can say to her, hey, kid, I think you're messed up. You've got to go to a place to make you better, and she'll tell you to get lost. Leave her alone! She'll say, no way, buddy. P1 Ryan, are you there? Yeah. What's up, dude? I just wanted to make a point about that money we're getting back from the IRS. Yeah? It's great we're all getting money back, but I just wanted to point out that the government doesn't have all this free money laying around. The money comes from somewhere, right? Right. So really what we're doing is we're putting the country more in debt to hand out more cash to people. Very true. So really when you think about it, what we're doing is we're borrowing this money from our children, you know, passing it out to ourselves and expecting that later on down the line somebody's going to pay this debt back, probably our kids. Now you do understand, dude, that this is not something that just a couple of people agree with. This is going to be voted on. And Republicans and Democrats alike are going to vote on it.
something has to be done to try to stimulate the economy, and a bunch of people that know way more about it than me and you figured out that this is what they should do right now. When I first heard about it, I'm like, how does that make sense, giving money away? You know you're giving it away to people like Rob that are going to literally go buy lottery tickets with it. How is that helping anything? But listen, not all lottery tickets. Yeah, I mean, not all. Some scratches. A little on the blackjack table. somewhat of an agenda with politicians. They want to be popular and they get popular by cutting taxes. They can't indefinitely cut taxes and spend more money. Listen, I understand what you're saying. There's no doubt about it. I'm just telling you that there's economists that came up with the idea and the idea wasn't, hey, I'll make you more popular. The idea was, we need to do something for the economy. To me, it sounds crazy, but I'm not like a PhD in economy, and none of us are. They are. I think the thing is, let's fix the problem now, and then we'll deal with it later. And, you know, that kind of sucks, but it is what it is. Sean, do you have the clip that I'd like to hear? Yes, I do. Let's take a listen to that. I like your main dude. There he is. That's on the line right now. We have Michael Stahl, David.
And Michael, are you there? Hello. Michael plays Rob in the new movie Cloverfield. Like your main dude. There he is. You're like our main dude. That's right. That's right. Hey, dude, we all saw the movie and it's fantastic. Oh, thank you guys. We got to see a sneak preview and two of us, me included, have the thing with the shaky camera. But even though I have that, I still loved it. Oh, good. It's a really, really good movie. And J.J. Abrams, the same dude that does Lost, he's the guy that put this thing together. Now, virtually unknown actors. How did you get cast? Yeah, I mean, you know, it was just another audition. I went on tape in New York. I made myself a tape. And when they saw it in L.A., they said, yeah, this kid could work. Why don't you fly yourself out here? Are you kidding? Oh, my God. No way. For real? They really said that to you? Yeah, they kind of used me, like, you know, and then they had me read with a bunch of different girls so they could find the girl. And then I went back and then they said, okay, we want to see him again. Then that time they flew me out. So it was a long process, you know, but you know, it's nice when you go through that at the end of the day, you feel like you earned it, you know.
Michael, is that typical? Have you ever had that experience as an actor where the company says, fly out here and we'll figure it out? Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, you know, you've got to, they're not going to do that for you, you know what I mean, if they don't know you or if you're not some established guy. Now, is that because they're in L.A., you're in New York, so if you want it, you either got to live in L.A. or fly yourself out? Right. I got you. Well, after they made the, like, $40 million in the first opening weekend, could you get reimbursed for that? Did you save your receipt? Yeah, exactly. Right? Why don't you expense it? Expense it. Yeah. Rob, how did you keep it? Well, his real name's Michael. Oh, yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry. You know what? Earlier, I knew I was going to do that. He's your main dude. That's why. He's my main dude. He's my main dude, actually. He's like my main dude. I'm going to make people call me that now. Michael, how did you keep the monster in this movie a secret from everybody, your friends, your family? Well, I couldn't even describe it if I wanted to. If I tried to describe it, I would suck at it anyway. Honestly, I got really into the secret. It was fun. It became really fun. Did they keep you in the dark? I don't think anybody really wanted to know. It would have ruined it if I would have told people. Did they keep you in the dark, or did you know pretty much the whole time you were making it that that was the deal, what the monster was going to look like? We saw on someone's laptop.
You know what it looked like. So I had a pretty good idea. Being in the theater and seeing it was very different. But yeah, I pretty much knew what it was going to be. So looking at all the internet speculation about worms and lions and stuff was just hilarious. It's really incredible. After I saw it, I said, I wouldn't be surprised if this movie gave whatever the current champion is for... most earned money of all time, a run for its money. And the reason that I thought that is because A, it's really good. B, it has a very cool young vibe with all the technology and all the phones, taping stuff and the cell phones and all that stuff. But I also love that the movie is only about an hour, 15 minutes long. And I think that people are going to go want to see it again and again. And I do. I want to see it again. Oh, yeah, and now that we're hearing all the rumors about, like, the Lost Connections, about the Dharma Initiative, like, now I want to see it again and look for that stuff. And you have to sit through the credits, because apparently there's some clue at the end of the credits. I never actually heard it, because I heard people telling me about it. Oh, it's not cool. Oh, we heard it. Yeah, it's weird, dude. It's not cool, dude. You got to play it backwards. Right, yeah, someone did that for me, and I still have no idea what it says, really. Did you get scared? It's still alive, I think it says, or something like that. Yeah, it's still alive.
Michael, do you know if the movie was supposed to be called something else? Because up until about, you know, a couple of weeks before the movie came out, was it called Cloverfield? I was seeing previews for it online, but it was called, you know, it was the date that it was coming out. And so, you know, was there... Yeah, okay, I'll tell you the story on that. I guess people have set it up before on there, so I guess I can do that. So, you know, there was a lot... We were sitting on set trying to help the producers figure out a name for this. And they wanted something that was going to be big and, you know, and just look really cool on that poster. And so they came up with Monstrous. And all of us were kind of like, uh, really? And so when that got leaked to the internet, and all these guys online in the chat rooms or whatever, message boards just panned that. We're like, no, that's ridiculous. They couldn't possibly do that. And so then the producers were like, oh, no, yeah, we wouldn't do that.
Gotcha. Right. And then they put out all these, but they had printed up like 10,000 posters with monstrous on it. So they had to just print out some more with other adjectives, you know. Terrifying. Right. Really fun. Another title that they had that I really liked was Wreck, R-E-C. Really? I thought that sounds like an indie movie. It's cool. It's Wreck. That's what the movie is. We're filming the whole thing, you know. Right. And then it turned out that some Spanish language movie about zombies and firemen You registered that title with Sony like a week before. Oh, wow. We're talking to Michael Stahl-David. He plays Rob in the movie Cloverfield. He's like my main dude. He's like my main dude. Now, is it true that Cloverfield is the name of a street outside the studio where you filmed or something like that? Yeah, it's by the offices of the DJ and Matt Reeves and Wayne and Bracknell work at, yeah. So that's where they got the name. That's cool. Hey, Michael, have the offers been pouring in now?
A couple, you know, just getting an offer is crazy. I mean, that's never happened to me before. That's cool. Okay, here you go. You can do this. Yeah. When's the audition? No, no, no. You can, you know, here's the money we're going to give you. But I'm trying to be careful about, you know, what I choose to do next. I got to figure that out. I got a weird question for you. What's your favorite part of the movie? You know what my favorite part is, actually, is when the, at the end of the helicopter crash. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. for the audience. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's just so unconventional, so weird. And I really love that. I'm not going to give anything away here, but the view of Manhattan from the helicopter got in my head. What they show in the helicopter is so well done. And what you're seeing is, you know, but it makes you, it looks like it's real, what you're looking at. And just, it's a great movie. Great movie. Eddie, you got a question?
Props to the special effects guys, man. Those are the guys who are, like, in a room just working, like, 16 hours a day in a crunch to get this stuff rest in time for the release. So, you know, they're the unseen heroes for sure. Go ahead, Eddie. Yeah, have you heard of people, like, barfing after they see this movie, stuff like that? Only, like, I've heard, and I haven't heard any personal stories of that. None of my friends or anybody I know has done that, but, you know, I have heard that happening. You know, look, here's the deal. If you think you might be susceptible to motion sickness, take a dramamine before you see it. It's just... I don't want anybody to barf, but at the same time, I think it's a bad reason to miss the fun. You know what? I get motion sickness, and I still love that. I think it adds to the movie-going experience. It does. It really does. Thank you, Michael. You're like my main dude. You're like your main dude. Thank you very much. We appreciate it, Michael. That's Michael Stahl, David, star of the movie Cloverfield. We'll talk to you soon. That's pretty cool, man. Wow. I wish it was coming out on DVD already. yesterday yeah i didn't think i would get it because i you know i was like well if i got nauseous why would i buy it i think i will take a dramamine to watch it nice it's really good what i heard because you know they issued that warning as they say it's easier to watch at home because you can see your surroundings are stable oh but when you're in the theater all you can really go to the theater
I go to the theater. I go to the theater. What were you saying, Skye? I go to the theater. Nothing. You guys are jerks. Wow. That was really not very cool of everybody. I will say that right now. Well, this went well. I had a bunch of other questions that I don't think he could answer. I wanted to ask, like, what did they use to get the sound of the creature? Because that is creepy. Whatever they used, don't sound like your typical Godzilla. How'd they make the Statue of Liberty's head come off? Did you guys have to replace it? Super glue. How did you get the city of New York to agree to let you take the head off the Statue of Liberty? That's crazy. Sean, have you seen it yet? No. What's your problem, Sean? I give up with this guy.
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I could be. Do I want to? And I usually end up going. I'm going to do it today. I already have it in my head. I already have a plan. Go to Frogs Fitness. That's where I work out. Joined there at the beginning of the year. Been working out for a few weeks now. And feel a ton better. Don't read it yet. Oh, no. It's been great for me. It can be great for you. They've got five San Diego locations. To find a location near you, go to frogsfit.com or call them at 877- Frogs fit today. Rock 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. Okay, it's been a fairly nice commute here this morning. No major problems. We do have a new accident report at southbound 5. Kind of near La Jolla Village Drive. It's two cars off on the right shoulder. Also northbound 15. We have the off-ramp to 56. Caltrans is going to be doing some repair work, so look for some off-and-on closures today. Otherwise, area freeway is looking pretty good. Leftover slowing north 805 Claremont Mesa Boulevard to Governor Drive. And a little bit south 5, Santa Fe to Manchester.
I'm John Monte with Traffic on Rock 105.3. In case you missed it, this is a Mikey moment. What, Ashley? I'm just wondering, so if you're single and you have a kid, it doesn't count? No, Ashley, you know when you file your tax return? I believe all this information is based on your tax return. So if you're filing your taxes saying you have a child, then... There we go! Yeah, what about a studio? Mikey's show continues. It's the Mikey Show. Welcome back. It's 843. A tornado touched down in Ventura County last night, ripping the roof off the Navy hangar. The charges. They hire back Ollie Wilson as their running backs coach. If you go to MikeyShow.com, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com, and in the keywords you type in the word blogs, you will find the Mikey Show's blogs. And if you click on Eddie, you will see Eddie's blog.
which I was just reading while he was doing his Frogs fitness endorsement. It made me laugh. He uses his blog experience to sort of answer questions from emails that he receives. And one such email asked Eddie, Eddie, I think I hear Boy Blunder's voice on a bunch of commercials lately. Is that him? I know he's on with BC and Clint now. But he is doing a bunch of commercials, too. Just curious. P1 Mambi. And, you know, our program director, Shauna, is out on maternity leave. She just had a baby. And, you know, congratulations to her. And what she decided to do was, you know, pass on Sky.
taking over some of those music scheduling duties. Who's had experience doing it. Well, yeah. I mean, for years, she did it. Well, she claimed she didn't know that. She didn't know that you did that? Yeah. You're a programming assistant up in the Bay? Yeah, she claimed she didn't know that. She says she didn't know that. Yeah, I thought I could remember that. But okay. Well, so what she decided to do was appoint Boy Blunder to be the person to do that. Hold on, dude. I think you misspoke there, didn't you? No, no, no. No. No, I was 100%. Well, you said something really crazy just now. No, it's crazy, but true. Rick Johnson. Yep. Anyway, so Eddie wanted to answer the question, am I hearing his voice on a lot of commercials? So Eddie says, that is him. He would prefer it if you didn't refer to him as Blunder anymore, even though that's his God-given name. He is Budweiser now, and he is big time. He is practically running the station for Shauna while she is out. I'm amazed at that and kind of proud. This is the same kid that put the F word on the air a billion times. Also the same kid that we made wear a Dallas Cowboy cheerleading outfit on a weekly basis. It's also true. He is also the kid that we made eat his own vomit. True story. That's a true story. It was called a vomit. Look it up.
Another time. This is a different time. One time. Different time for the show. One time. A little different now. More mature now. We've grown. We've grown since then. Still funny, though. The things we used to do. Really funny. That was the most awful thing. That is disgusting. That is so foul. It was amazing. I wish I didn't have to think about it. It was amazing. Poor kid. Sean. He is also the kid that, well, you get the point. He is also the guy you have been hearing on commercials. He has a big, strong voice now. He's so good. Not sure where it came from, but he uses it. It's cute. I can't give him too much crap because I love his chubby face. And he will probably fire me now. Yeah? This kid's running the ship. What can I say? What are you going to do? Sean's got that baby brain. That's right. The following headline is not a joke, nor is it made up. Police are looking for a woman who robbed Yum Yum Donuts yesterday. You know what? Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. It's the truth. I'm not making that up. Sprinkles? I don't know. I don't think she robbed donuts. Yeah. I think she went there for money. I think she wanted money. Stock up on the donuts while you're there. Give me all those bear claws. Quick. What did she make away with, Skye? Well.
They say an undisclosed amount of cash. This happened yesterday at the Yum Yum Donuts on El Cajon Boulevard. A woman went in there, handed the person working a note demanding cash. Do they have a description? Yes. Very hungry looking? She's described as white, around 30 years old, 5 feet tall. Lazy. A heavy build on shoulder length hair. Really? Get out of here. I know you'll like them. I love them. She's right about to leave with the money and she's like, I gotta get some donuts too. Give me the donuts too. Give me a dozen. If anyone knows anything. No, no, no. Put that one back. That one right there. I want the old fashioned. Fine. Give me the bear claw. Just go. Just get it. This is the stupidest robbery ever. That's great. Study says that birth control pill protects against ovarian cancer.
Yeah, this is, yeah, this is interesting. That's a good, I've been on it since I was nine, so I certainly am very, very happy. Gotta be safe and sorry. That's right. Well, you never know. You gotta be safe. Things could happen. So I'm saying one thing leads to another, before you know it, you know. 13, 13, was it 13? Was it 11, 12, 11, 10. Way off. Sorry, Sky. 8. Yes, I was 8. I lost my 8. You got me fair. Frustrating yet, but I was having sex. Stop it. Eddie just threw his headphones off when he said that word. You figured me out. What, you guys? Yeah, that is an awful thing to say. You guys, I didn't say you were eight. You started it. Don't act like you're innocent here, Eddie. Scott, tell me the story about the birth control pill.
Well, a new study shows that women who take the pill for at least 15 years have half the chance of developing ovarian cancer. And even if you stop taking the pill... If you take it 30 years, you have no chance. If you take it 15, you have half. So take it double that, and then you'll have no chance. Yeah, take double pills. No. Two doses. Double up. Doubly safety. No. What Sky is saying is, ladies... Take double dosage. No, I'm not saying that. That comes from Skye. Skye says that. Definitely not saying that. Now, doctors say you shouldn't just be on the pill just for its anti-cancer property. Just for the fun of it anymore. Unlike me. Yes. Because it does come with side effects like blood clots, a risk of blood clots. Skye, hey. Blood clots have nothing to do with menstruation. Who said it? Cut it out. Cut it out. Cut it out. Grow up. Don't use that word. Don't say that word. Oh, there's other words I can use. We know. We know. Thank you for the... You need to grow up. Thank you for the information. Appreciate the information. It was really great information. Thank you, Mike. Take double pills. No one said that, Sean. In paste form. That's right. Eddie. That's for something else. Eddie. Oh, whoops. Stop it. I take it recreationally. Grow up. Sometimes we'll go to raves.
And I'll say, does anyone have any ortho around here? Somebody pass me an ortho trisaglin and a beer. Yeah. Let's get loaded and get rid of cancer. This guy's popping the pill again. Hey, can you give me some pills for my friend? She wants to get high and need some ortho. And not get pregnant. Whatever. Okay, so the following headline is real and not made up. Here we go again. Experts say that a study reveals that David Beckham is an environmental threat because he is flying all over the country and is using up gas. Jerk. Yeah. UNL Gore. That's right. They say the average Englishman uses 9.5 tons of carbon dioxide per year. That's when we can fly. 9.5 tons. David Beckham.
163 tons of carbon dioxide per year. He's a flirt, too. That's a lot of flirt. That's right. He's got me home address. Me home email address. Me private one. So his carbon footprint poses a threat to the environment. They say just last year he logged 250,000 miles of flying. That's more than a trip from Earth to the moon. Me flatmates flirted with him before. That's right. My flatmate. Oh, your flatmate. Oh, well, that's sexy. Everybody's flatmates gotten around to Beckham at one time or another. Beckham also owns 15 cars. You know, Poshy Washy don't know about the flirt. Oh, she does? Keeps it away from her. Oh, wow. Keeps it hidden. That could break up a marriage. Yeah, so he also owns 15 cars, including a Hummer and a Navigator. It's his dirty little secret. Not good, David Beckham. I'll give you a little secret. What are you doing? Tori Spelling, pregnant again. No way. She is. And she's just gone. Hey, I got a hand at her. Did you guys see what she looked like after the kid? Yes. She looked like a fitness expert. Well, not initially.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw a picture of her. She looked like an average woman who gave birth after the kid, and now she looks like a supermodel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She looks like she's on the cover of a fitness magazine. Yeah, she looks great. From the neck down. Yeah, thank you. Except for the face part. That's not very nice. Frying pad face. It is still tore up. Yeah. Is it Halloween? What is that? So what happened? Well, she's pregnant again. Well, the head. relations and yeah mommy loves daddy all right maybe we should explain this off and then what happens nine months later how was he able to tolerate that's uh there's pillows we've all been there no all been there duff mckagan of uh Revolver is now speaking out about Scott Weiland supposedly going back to Stone Temple Pilots. What he had to say coming up next. 5-3. Hi, and I've gone 21 nights in a mountain high so far. Like 19 of them were after I canned my boyfriend Cole. He was hanging out with Trisha. Hi, Cole. What a hoe. Anyway, 21 nights and I'm good enough to gap the giant gateway box.
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That's Chris Brown running back for the Tennessee Titans. That's good. It's also not bad after the catch. It's 9-0-7. A new study says that Britney Spears is worth $120 million to the U.S. economy. Former UCLA head coach Carl Durrell was hired as the Dolphins wide receivers coach. Let's see. What can I tell you about? I want to let you know that M-Tube is a promotion that we are doing. where we're asking you, the listeners, the P1s, to make a video promoting the Mikey Show. And it has to be three minutes or under. Put it on YouTube. Send it to us. We're going to start taking them on Monday. That's the day we'll start accepting them. Monday. So we'll look at them for two weeks, and then after two weeks, we'll put the top five videos up online, let people vote on their favorite one, and the winner will get a brand new,
High definition camcorder. Wow. Very cool. All brought to you by our friends at Cricket. That's right. Awesome. Cricket's real good. Yep. Survivor auditions tomorrow at Liberty Station, Point Loma. If you're adventurous. Yeah, and you have to bring a filled out application with you. So go online to, you know, either cbs.com or the local one, cbs8.com, because you've got to bring that with you. My wife is hinting that she wants to do that, and I'm like, get out of here with that. Knock it off. She won a million dollars. Dude, I'm not going to, she's not going on TV. survivor come back with scars that she'll have for the rest of her life bug bites all over so i'll run around in a bikini become emaciated i think that's great skinny already i couldn't imagine i couldn't do it either i'm too skinny yeah i'm way too thin and i know that i would go there and i would just lose more weight right and then i would barely you know you got barely hold myself up now yeah that's tough and so i know it wouldn't work i would never go on a show like survivor because i can't
I can't handle adversity in any kind of physical food way. Uh-uh. Forget it. The social aspect you'd be good at. Manipulating people. No, reading people. Reading people. Yeah. People, yeah. I would like that. I would like that. Seeing how everybody interacts with each other and then figuring out, you know, oh, we got to vote out Sky, you know, like right away. Why do you need to? Well, that would be the first order. Why would you say that? Well, you're the toughest competitor. Oh, thank you, Eddie. That's real nice of you to say. Uh. I'd win you over, though, so you'd change your mind at the last second. For the next James Bond movie. Really? I'm not going to like it. Oh, is it another, like, Skull Island? No. The new James Bond movie is called Quantum of Solace. What the hell? I know it. Wolves off the tongue. Yeah, why don't they just call it Gooby-Geeby-Gabba? It doesn't make any sense. They say the title comes from a collection of short stories by Ian Fleming, which also inspired For Your Eyes Only and A View to Kill. Very, very bad words. Quantum of solace. No, I don't care for that. No one understands what that means. There's a celebrity drug dealer, and he's ready to talk. He deals to the celebs, and now he's saying, listen, my clients,
I have a lot of clients in Hollywood. One of them is Lindsay Lohan. Duh. And she called me right out of rehab, but I wouldn't do it because I'm a good person. You wouldn't sell to her right after rehab. How come maybe you wouldn't sell to her? Say it, Mike. Because the cameras are all over her, you dumbhead. So you didn't want to get... Eddie Murphy's marriage. they're saying is over because of his mom. What? Like she was the catalyst that kicked off the whole thing. Like how? Well, I guess Eddie Murphy wanted to bring his mother on their honeymoon. Mom! Didn't we all? Rob's doing that too, right Rob? Mom!
Can you imagine, dude? I want you to imagine that. No, I will not imagine that. You can't make me. It's impossible. Robert, don't touch her that way. Son, you've got to be more romantic. No, you've got to touch her softly. Talk to her nicely first. Robert, don't do that. Robert. Creep me out, ma. Don't watch me on the couch. Give me a hand. I'm going to show you where to... Oh, no. This is getting really weird. Yeah, this is really weird and creepy. Goodness sake. Move on. You're grounded. Okay, so Duff McKagan heard that Scott Weiland is maybe thinking about reuniting with the Stone Temple Pilots and in kind of a surprising move goes, okay, cool, if that's what you want to do. Yeah, well, you know, he's been in the business for a while. So his quote is, that's the rumor that I've heard too. Good for him. You can't plan ahead in this thing. And if you do, you're going to be disappointed. Don't get me wrong. I love playing live and we love this band, but I don't have expectations anymore. This is a great band. I'm proud to be a part of it, but it doesn't define me anymore.
It doesn't affect his personal life. That's what he's basically saying. Well, once you've dealt with Axl Rose, I think anything is kind of like whatever. Easy street. Step up. Yeah. Scarlett Johansson's new album will drop in May. What? Huh? Is he singing? Yeah, so. Why? Yeah, everybody does. Oh, that's disappointing. I'm so sick of people singing who can't sing. Yeah, tell them, Ashley. Yeah, no kidding. So the album's going to be called Anywhere in my head. I'm going to sing. Tom, Dick, and Ashley are recording the lyrics. I'll just remake my own spin-off. That's right. So annoying. Figure it out. Tell me no lie. Say that again. Making a record. Thank you. They actually say that Scarlett Johansson's album is going to be ten Tom Wait songs that she's going to redo. And then one original track. Stick to what you're good at, honey. Everyone look for that. I know that name, Tom Wait. I can't tell. That's like, you've got to be real hip and cool. You know who Tom Wait is. You read Rolling Stone. You're real into Tom Wait.
And David Gray. Okay, so apparently a bunch of celebrities are defending Tom Cruise and they're saying this is enough is enough. We love Tom and stop it and give him a break and there's nothing wrong with it. You've got freedom of religion in this country and why don't you give him a little bit of a break? Right? Yeah, so pretty much everybody... I don't want you to say my name, but you can say... I'm a celebrity and I said it. Yeah, so of course we have the usual celebrities that we expect to say this, like Will Smith, John Travolta, the Beckhams, you know, people who are tight with the Tom Cruise posse. Travolta is Scientology. Yeah, so he's extra disgusted by it. But then other people are commenting on it and saying the same thing, like Adam Sandler, Dustin Hoffman, Ben Stiller, Bruce Willis, Jim Carrey. So they all have Tom Cruise. Shia LaBeouf. Brigitte Nielsen. These are all the people that are commenting. Todd Bridges. Heath Ledger's dad is going to meet with the New York medical examiner today. Then he's going to escort the body to Los Angeles, then on home to Australia. Yeah, they'll have a private funeral and burial there. Now, you guys know who Dr. Michael Bodden is, right? Oh, is that the dude from Autopsy? Whoa. Yeah. Apparently, he says...
that you don't just accidentally overdose on stuff like what he's taking. He said in order for you to overdose on the stuff... Accidentally. Accidentally. In order to accidentally overdose like Heath Ledger did, he said you'd have to take like 12 pills of something. And you don't accidentally take 12 pills of something. They just don't happen. And so, I mean, if you... If you follow that thought, it makes you believe that maybe he did it on purpose. Wow. He's not saying, he's not making any judgment, but he is saying in his professional opinion, that's the way it normally goes. It doesn't make a lot of sense, so. Right. Cameron Diaz and Eva Mendez burp and fart. Okay. They have contests. Well, it was a contest, Mike. I mean, you can't just, I mean, you know. Ashley, how do you feel about that? It's a contest. It's disgusting. That's right. I blogged about that. Yeah. That's why I asked you. It grosses me out.
I guess Cameron Diaz does this MTV show called Trip In where they travel places and they were in Nepal and Eva Mendes accompanied her on this trip and I guess Cameron was showing off how good she is at burping. Nice one, Cameron. Why are you proud that you're a lady? And Eva couldn't accomplish such a thing. So she says one night they went out. She had a really heavy dinner and she felt a good way to get back at Cameron was with her farts. That's brilliant. What a buzzkill. Who's saying this? Are they press releasing this? How do we know? They say, well, they don't quote the source, but they say this is Eva. Mendes saying this. And then Eva goes on to also talk about how she used to be addicted to biting her toenails and how she would sit in front of the TV and chew away at her feet. Somebody Google her and send me an image. I don't want to know what she looks like. Eva Mendes. I think she's one of the prettiest women. She was. But now I'm exhausted.
Oh, Skye, you just ruined it. I'm sorry. I mean, this is what they do. No way. That chick ain't hot, dude. She looks like Fergie. Send me a link. Send me a link. Just look up, dude. Oh, yeah. She does look like Fergie. Look up. Yeah, exactly like Fergie. She looks real pretty there. You know who she looks like to me? I can't tell if that's an Adam's apple or not. In that picture, she looks like that former model. She looks a little... Cindy Crawford? Yeah. She looks like the more... Hispanic version. Hispanic version of Cindy Crawford. Masculine. That's how it's pronounced. Yeah, Rob hates her. There are two guys in planet Earth. The guy that does not like when his girlfriend farts. And the guy that's okay with it. And I fall into the former. It's not my bag. You know, it's okay. I mean, some guys are okay with it. And they say, listen, it's a normal thing. What's a big whoop? That's okay. You can feel that way. I don't fall into that category.
So you and Rebecca don't like fart and then you put the covers over your heads and you're like, ha ha ha ha, suffocate you with this dance. We do not do that. Hot box? We do not do that. Well, not on purpose. We don't do it on purpose. Rob is fixing his new parody song so that people can understand it. And then we're going to re-air it coming up, so don't go away. This is the Mikey Show. Get downloads and podcasts. at rock1053.com. It's official. Mossy Nissan sells more pre-owned vehicles than any other dealer in San Diego. With blue envelope protection and Mossy pricing, you'll get a great deal on the most reliable vehicle. Call 1-800-ASK-MOSSY-NOW for the location nearest you. Cricket. A smarter way to do wireless. Okay. Let me tell you about Valentine's Day. It's just around the corner. Did you know that? Sky? What's up?
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Otherwise, other air freeways looking good. No other major incidents. I'm John Monte with traffic on Rock 105.3. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey. What's up? Hey, this is P1 Matt. Hey, I just want to thank you for hooking me up with Sleep Train. Went there two days ago. We got and then Foster just like you and went to Santee Sleep Train. We got the bed for a price that I can't even mention on the radio. And then they gave us all the accessories, the sheets, a really nice bed frame. mattress cover, you name it, everything half off. You slept on it yet? No, we get it delivered tonight. Lucky. Can't wait. Love it, dude. We didn't get the exact same one you got. They showed me the one you got, but we got one of the other Sturdon and Fosters, and they're all nice. Lucky. That's awesome, dude. That makes me happy. Call me back and tell me tomorrow morning how your first night's sleep was on that sleep chain mattress. Yeah, I might have to take Friday off. I'll be feeling too rested. I'll have to go take an extra day. Or maybe we can join them.
Yeah, for a nap. Is it cool if we come over and take a nap later? That's fine. Yeah, the show. We got the California King. It's big enough for everybody. There you go. Thank you for the call. You guys having a killer time? Thank you. Sleep Train's your ticket to a better night's sleep. Now, here's something you may have missed this morning on the Mikey Show. The way that Ashley Kermit works is that Ashley is going to communicate with English, and Sky is going to listen to it and try to translate. Sometimes Skye doesn't, but most of the time... And then Ashley gets mad at me. Oh, yes. Well, it's like you know how to ride a bike, and so then you get on the bike and you fall, but I don't get that. You know how to ride it. Well, but sometimes you know how to ride the bike, but there's like a really steep hill. Yeah. And you're like... I think that what Skye is trying to say is some of those hills are really challenging. Yeah. Some of those hills are... Like special ed hills. So we begin. Former child stars. The guy that we say sounds like Amy Winehouse in the rehab song. Gary Coleman.
Gary Coleman TV shows. Or Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. Sitcoms. Children of sitcoms. Yes, yes, that's correct. Things Tom Brady might say. I like to carry my girlfriend's purse. Oh, things Tom Brady does. Exactly. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. It's a Mikey show at 928. A 16-year-old boy has been arrested in an airplane suicide hijacking plot. Round two of the Buick Invitational going underway right now out of Torrey Pines. Tiger II behind the leader. Today's show today is going to be talking about this San Diego Fire Relief CD that's out. And it's got like Switchfoot on it and Jason Mraz and a lot of local artists. And it's all to raise money for San Diego Fire Relief.
know more about it go to firereliefcd.com if you want to see the cd that they're selling and maybe get it rob's new song pretty soon oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah they're gonna redo it oh yeah back there with flounder right now working it out did you get it worked out yeah he's reloading it and uh they're gonna really like it this time Never had anything like it, Mikey. It wouldn't possibly be any worse. That's right. Why don't we do this? No more with that. Not so much with that. It's American Idol week here on the Mikey Show. Thank you, Mike. It's the week that Ashley made an appearance on American Idol. So it's done then right after this. But more importantly, that's my favorite open.
of all time. Yeah. She really enjoys it. I sing it at home. You can tell she got into it. I sing it at home. She really got into it. I love it. I can just picture her dancing. Oh, I have a dance that I do to it. Okay, well, we don't need to see it. You should YouTube that. Well, I mean, if you've ever seen Emo Phillips, you know what it looks like when she's moving around. Or like a full-blown seizure. Yeah. Picture a seizure standing up. So, anyway, Sean TV. The idea is our sound effects guy, Sean, he watches a lot of TV that we don't. Yeah. And he sees, well, most. So a lot of these shows you've never heard of. And what we do is we do this segment where we let Sean break down these shows and tell us about them. And who knows, maybe we learn something and we watch them ourselves. Yeah. So what's today's show, Sean?
Well, Mike, today we're going to do a special edition of Sean TV today. I want to just take a moment to recognize and celebrate the release of Season 2 of a fantastic show on DVD. You can go out and buy it today called Banachek. Banachek? Banachek. It's B-A-N-A-C-E-K. And it's all about an insurance... Is this the theme? Of course. Of course it is. The theme to Banachek? This is the theme to Banachek, yeah. When did this movie work show? When was it out? When was it around? It was in the early 70s, starring George Pappard as an insurance investigator in the Boston area. Oh, I'm listening. He's so big, he flew all around the country, Mike. I mean, he flew everywhere from Los Angeles to Las Vegas, Philadelphia, Boston. I mean, you name it. He was probably there. If there was something going down, Mike, he was there to figure it out. I think it's really sad that Sean watches this show. Somehow it just breaks your heart. That poor guy. You're hoping that he can get some friends. The guy's watching Banachek. There's nothing wrong with this show. Banachek is known, Mike, for being an insurance investigator, but also for being
A guy's guy, but also a lady's man. Next time you drop in, I'm going to put on a number and wear my cleats. I wouldn't want you overdressed. I thought you came to Philadelphia just to see me. I did. I've heard the decks don't have to be back till tomorrow. I even sacrificed my ticket to the game. Don't worry, you'll be halftime soon and marching bands give me a headache. Oh, yeah! He is putting it! That sounds as boring as Quincy. You suck, Andy. Why? How dare you talk about better checking that matter? Do you like Quincy, too? Of course I do. All right, Sean, calm down. Well, okay. In addition to being a ladies fan... He watches the whole episode. The whole episode. The whole 30 minutes of that. What do you mean? How are you going to get to the end if you don't watch the whole thing? We just heard...
30 seconds. Oh, I'm out. He watches 30 minutes. Isn't it a 30 minute or an hour long? No, it's an hour long show. Unless it's a Banachek special and then it's an hour and a half. There was never a Banachek special. Every season it's a Banachek special. Well, those two words don't go together. You know what? He watches an hour of that. One thing about Banachek is he never backs down from a fight. Oh, nice. Specifically, he never backs down from the notorious insurance adjuster. Hold on, I'm setting this clip up. I'm setting this clip up. Hey, I'm on stage right now. Is this Adult Swim? He never shot your mouth. Shut your mouth. That wouldn't have been on TV. Shut up. He never backs. Excuse me. The 70s were bad. Excuse me. Excuse me. The show about sugar. It never backs down from a cavity. Can I please? Can I please? Yes, Sean. Can I please? Yes, Sean. He never backs down from a fight. Especially when it involves the insurance adjuster from Boston Casualty. Are you here to bring Boston Casualty's congratulations? I'm here to tell them Boston Casualty isn't paying off on its policy.
That also applies to finders' fees, Banachek. What kind of policy? Manned out a life on Ives, plus a non-performance clause. You mean Brinkman collects if Ives can't play? For the majority of the season, and for any reason except a football injury, illness, or a phony disappearing act. How much? $500,000. Now I know those figures tend to excite you, Banachek. But I'd stay out of this one. You would. Was that Steven, right? Was that supposed to be funny? Like, Heath Ledger should have just watched that show. I'd give it the weekend. I'm just saying. Mike, the show is called Banachek Season 2. It's out on DVD right now. You can pick it up at Best Buy just like I did. That's the worst show I've ever heard in my life. You're an idiot if you think that. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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That's not hitting it. That's not hitting it. You will hit it. You will hit it, Sean. I hit something. Yeah, you did. Are you the man from Boston Financial? Casualty! Perhaps I am from Boston Casualty. Perhaps I am. Why don't you ask yourself, Benachek? What is it about you that makes you so smart? Are you here to bring Boston Casualty's congratulations? Perhaps I am. Are you here to bring Boston Casualty? Are you here to bring Boston Casualty's congratulations? Oh, so smug. Boston Casualty isn't paying off on its policy. That's right. Don't be so smug, Malachek. How dare you, Malachek? Perhaps you'll find something out about Boston Casualty rather soon yourself, huh? Malachek. Alright! Guy has new movies.
Do you guys hear anything in your headphones? Yes. What is that? Cloverleaf? Yes, the movie Cloverleaf. Yes. Do you hear that? Yeah. That's creepy, man. Is it on your mic? That's Sean. It's coming from Sean. That's me. Figures. Shut up. Banachek. Banachek. Oh, I see somebody's fluttering a bit there, Banachek. Did you fix the song yet? Yeah. Yeah. Is it in there? Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, yeah. Is it fixed? Uh-huh. Is it loaded? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Boston Rob's new song. This one's going out to Tom Terrific. A little pipe in there. Hey, Tom Terrific. Hey there, your cleft chin's wicked awesome. Pass me all your balls. Compete with Ted Danson's. No one's, no one's too. Just hit me in the slot. Is that gay? Nah, dude, you're fine. Keep going, keep going. Hey, Brady.
You have great protection. It dings. End zone. So many completions. I'd love to catch your throw. So good looking. Touchdown. Awesome. All I'm saying is I'd have this guy's kid. Who wouldn't? Guy goes to the Super Bowl about as often as I go to jail. He's the greatest. the history of quarterbacks. He should be Times Man of the Year. He should get a Nobel Peace Prize. This guy's got three rings. He's going on. Wow. A little worked up at the end. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're a mental case. Thank you. I think you just jinxed him. Oh, look at this email we got. Eddie? It says, B-Rob's new song. He just jinxed it and please tell him that the mighty G-Man will make history. P1 Uncle Stovepipe. Who's the mighty G-Man? Absolutely.
So you just got double jinxed. You just double jinxed? That's a man or a team? That means if Brady doesn't play, it's all Rob's fault. Wow. Whatever. It's just a song for Brady. I know it to him. I hope it makes you feel better. There you go. The Mikey Show presents a somewhat elastic moiety called The Dumb Chick Challenge. 570-1053, please. Call us up right now. And pick a horse. Do you want Skye? Do you want Ashley? Do you want Rob? Eddie's playing for me today. No, I know the answer. Cool, then Mike's playing for me. You came up with the questions. Sean's playing for me. You've got to call us right now. 570-1053. The idea behind the Dumb Chick Challenge is you call us, you pick one of these people, and then they have to answer questions. One, two, and three-point questions. Ones are easy. Threes are hard. First person to five points wins. Ashley. That's what I would love to do.
do. Me, Rob, and Sky come up with the questions one time that we think would be hard. I'm good with that. And then you, Sean, and Eddie see how smart you guys really are. I'm good with that. However, I'm good with that. I'm good with that. However, you have to do like we do. General knowledge. Yeah, you have to do general knowledge. And here's the deal. When me and Eddie and Sean, when we come up with these questions, we all know the answers. Fair enough. So it would have to be something that you all No. Fair enough. You know what I mean? The three of you. The three of you. Without consulting. Wait, so now let me ask. Excuse. Excuse. Without consulting. Great. Get ready for questions. You see, we don't consult each other. We know these answers. So let me confirm that. We don't. You say we don't. We just come up with them and don't know the answers. All three of you? Yeah. We really do. I'm not kidding you. No way. Like the ambulance one on Monday. The ambulance one I thought was your answer. I thought it was emergency. I really did. Well, yeah. The showing, you did not know the answer. Now, wait a minute. I'm going to give you that. Point for Skype. Put a point on just for that. Put it on the board. Thank you, Eddie. Put it on the board. Now, with that example, Skype, you
Gotcha. But that means that 99.9% because that is the 0.1% time. Well, it's the only one you commented on. We don't know what shenanigans. Don't argue with it. It's not worth being honest. I know. It's not worth being honest. She's an idiot. I'm not lying. You are not, Sky. Oh, okay. Okay, thanks. No, but I would be down with that. I would be down with that. But you guys have to. Good luck. In other words. We'll call it the smart guy challenge. Exactly. The smart guy challenge. Let's do the smart guy challenge. I think that me and Sky have some knowledge that you don't know about. You two. What about makeup? Now wait. You two write them. Yeah, about makeup. Because me and Sky wear makeup all the time. What? What we got to do is they got to write the questions. But they have to keep. the questions to themselves and the other one has to be able to answer too. Write it down on a piece of paper and show it. I'll do that. We'll all do that. That's not fair because you guys all look at each other's questions and organize them. I promise. Well, first of all, Eddie puts them together and I see them when I get them. Now, I can tell you that right now if I go to the three-point questions, which I've never seen, a majority of these I have not written, but I do know the answer. Now, Sky got me.
Done the one. I said, what does it say backwards on an ambulance? And I thought it said, same thing she thought it said. Emergency. Emergency. But it doesn't. It says ambulance. Right. So that is a 0.1%. But I love the dumb guy challenge. Bring it on. I would be willing. P1 Brent Jones. Brent Jones, who would you like? I want to pick Rob. Good luck. You're taking B-Rob. Thanks. Hang on. P1 garbage plate. Yeah, I'll take Ashley. Dude, don't you want to win? Seriously, what are you thinking? P1 T-Rex. Skye's left. Skye's left. She wins the majority of the time. Okay, cool. I'll take Skye. That's right. Skye's the smartest of the dumb chicks. Last time, Skye, you start? Ash, you're up. One, two, or three point question. Give me one. Oh, no. That's just scream no confidence. I want to hear confidence. She's warming up. I know, but I want to hear... Have you ever heard of stretching before you go for a run? That's true. Maybe she's stretching out. All right, let's give her a one-point question. She'll get all limber. I like it. Your one-point question, Ashley, is... What is zero points in tennis called? Oh, duh. Love... You are correct, Ashley. Whoa, where was the confidence there? Yeah. You knew that. I know, but I'm so... I get...
I get the answers wrong so much that I have to triple-double-check what I'm about to speak. Your brain? Yeah. Or say. Either way. Boston Rob. I'd like a three, Mike. Oh, look at this guy. You're a tough guy over here. Yeah. You got it. Your three-point question is, Rob, name the component in a standard light bulb that generates the light. What's that called? Uh-oh. Oh, dude. Ben Franklin. Thomas Edison. See, now I feel... Hold on. I feel like this is a trick question. That's called the Nigelov Tesla, Mike, is what it's called. Is it like... Because electricity generates light that goes in a light... Why? Name the component in a standard light bulb. The component in a standard light bulb. Electricity's in a light bulb, man. Which generates the light. What is that called? Generates the light. Tom Brady. Cheers. I feel like I can't go wrong with electricity. The component. The commissar. I don't know. Maybe it's like Sandy or something. It's like a light bulb or something. Up your nose with a rubber hose. I'm going to say electricity because that's a component. Power. The light switch, Mike.
The plug, Mike. Yeah, Mike, what about SDG&E? What about an extension cord, Mike? So wires or cables, I don't know. Yeah, cables and stuff. Incorrect, Rob. Oh. Oh. Who's that wrong? The little filament. Who's that wrong? That's what it is. It's the filament. What's wrong with your voice? What's wrong with your voice? Mike, I challenged that one. I believe it. I would like to challenge that. I challenge. Sky. Oh, no. Man, I should get at least half point. You should know. Skye usually takes a very specific angle on this. She's going to change it up today. She has a system. She has a system. Why? I've been winning with my system. She goes two points, two points, one. I'm winning system. Nope. Two, please, Mike. You got it, Skye. Oh, what a shot. Hey, stop it. No. Okay. Skye, which branch of government does the Supreme Court fall under? Uh-oh. Easy. Squinted nose. All in. You know this. This is easy. You know this, Scott. Dion. Eucalyptus. Cliff. The Michelle Branch. That is correct. Michelle Branch. Do it. Scott has got her head down, eyes closed. Sweating. See, I think judicial makes sense, but I think legislative makes sense. Then I'm like, executive makes a little bit of sense.
And then the Supreme Court branch makes a little sense. The ugly branch. Judicial. The legislator. Everybody to know that right now, Ashley is leading Dumb Chick Challenge with one point. Hey, Ash. There you go. That should give you some confidence. Now, what do you want now? A one, two, or three point question. Too bad there's not a four. You'd wrap it up right here. Come on. You can prove to yourself right now that not only are you a good singer, But you're a good dumb chick challenger. Hey, that's not... One. No, she's going to take a shot. It's going to take a chance that five people get five questions around. There's a taste in my mouth of this game. Your one-point question is... Attention, focus. Okay. Consisting of raised dots with tactile alphabets originated as a... What? He's got it. You got this one. You got this one. You lost it already. Consisting of raised dots what...
There should be a comma there. It should be a comma. Oh, my God. Oh, there should have been a comma. I can't figure it out. I couldn't figure it out. Here we go. Consisting of raised dots. Yeah. What tactile alphabet originated as a system of night writing used by soldiers in the dark? Sure. Consisting of raised dots. What tactile alphabet originated as a system of night writing used by soldiers in the dark? What the hell is a tactile alphabet? Take the big words out of it. She picks those words. Just focus on the words you know. Okay, I know the word alphabet. And what else do you know? Consist the... Dots. And what else about the dots? Raised. Okay, be quiet. Yeah, can you, like... Consisting of raised dots.
What tactile alphabet originated as a system of knight writing used by soldiers in the dark? Breed. Breed. Breed. Brienne. By a vowel. Broseph. No, knight. Breed. Terry King alphabet. Breed. Fist bump. B.S. Hold on. Breast. Take the headphones off. She's got the headphones off. Dan Brassom. Don't let them distract you. And they're done that. Bisterio. Crush it. I know this. Just give it to me and let's move on. No. No, because I know it. You want to take a guess? Tip of my tongue. Yeah, Brian. Come on, Ash, you know this. What is it? It's Braille. You know that I knew it. You know.
I think we should give her the points. That sucks, dude. You know that she knew it. I freaking hate this game. She did. I so knew that. And Sky walked her through that one, and she knew it. It was there. You couldn't think of it. Well, my initial thing was Braille, and then I just couldn't think of that word. That's right. I couldn't think of the word. Well, wait a minute. If you thought of it, and that was the initial thing, then how did you? Well, then I didn't think that that was a tactile alpha. I see. Of course. Well, I mean, I'm very familiar with the tactile alphabets. I was like, I don't know that that one really is. That's not one of them. That's not a tactile alphabet. At least not, you know. Not in 1948. I knew that, dude. Yeah, dude. I'm real upset on that one. Give me two. What happened, Robbie? I don't know. That last one, electricity. You got the walking boot on? Here you go, Shay. Uh-oh. Here you go. Get it? What is the scientific name for a killer whale? Hold on. Michael. It's not the black and whites. It's not. That is Oprah. Is it Orca? Yes. You gave it away. You totally gave it away. How did he give it away? What was he saying? He said Oprah. She rolled her eyes at me. I'm not going to accept it. I don't think it's fair. It's not fair. I didn't mean to. But you want her through braille? Wait a minute. She didn't even
I didn't get it. Sky's right. Yeah, I didn't even get it, you jerk. That's not my fault. All right, here's another one. Why am I a jerk? Here's another one. What? Here's another one. What's going on? What's going on? Rob. Come on, Rob. You can do this one. I hate you. Are you ready? Good. Rob? Yeah, I am. Everybody. What tennis player was Brooke Shields married to for almost two years? Easy. I know one tennis player, and it's Andre Agnes. You got it. All right, there you go. Okay. There you go. And his golden locks. Skye, you want your two-pointer? Yeah, now that he took up all the easy two-pointers. Oh, come on. Here we go. Oh, I really hope you don't get this right. Skye. Tell me how you really feel. Skye. What? The rotator cuff houses what joint of the body? Leon Spinks. I took off the uterus. Wait, shut up. What's the question that houses the what? The penis. Why did you just do Ashley's voice? It's some circles. You stepped out. Eddie, you are... What happened? You said it. Oh, my God. The what? No. Okay, the rotator cuff. The rotator cuff houses what joint of the body?
See, I smoke joints. The shoulder joint. Yeah, the kind weed. The shoulder joint. You are correct, Skye. Skye is on the board. Skye, you can put yourself on the board. I'm on the board. Thank you. Ashley, a one. No. She's still dying. She's still killing herself over Braille. You can do it. It was right there, man. Come on, kid. Come on. You can do it, Skye. Or Ashley. Who? Ashley, Skye. Whatever your name is. Come on. Go three. Catch up right here. All in one fell swoop. Three. You got it. Oh, no. Don't tell her that. She's going to get this one right. We had a system. She's going to get this one right. All right. Screw the system. Come on. Oh, don't say that. You can do it. System. Are you ready? System of defeat. Come on, Ash. System of death. It's for real. Ashley in the computer world, what do the initials ISP stand for? Ooh. ISP. In the computer world, what do the initials ISP stand for? I don't care. Oh, come on. You can work this one out, dog. Come on. Your ISP. Internet. This is not the internet. What? Ash. What? It's your internet service provider. You didn't even think about it. You stop it. You can do it.
But it affects your personal life. You're trying to win for somebody, though. Think of it like that. Think about garbage plate. I always think of it like that, and I always feel guilty for being stupid. Hang on. I don't care. I'm going to give you a little bit of encouragement. Garbage plate? Yes, sir. Tell her how much you'll hate her if she messes this up. Oh, no. I love Ashley, even if she loses. Oh, that's fine. Hang on. Dude. You guys horny. So true. All right, Rob. I'm going to try for another three. All right. Oh, look at this. Tough guy. Sky, doing it just... What? Trying to beat you. I don't want to be too mean because then I'll probably get this wrong. All right, Rob. What president's on the $50 bill? Oh, the $50. I've never seen one of those. I've stolen a couple. The $50? God, he used to snort coke out of those things. I tried to steal one once. I know it's a fat guy. Hold on. Hold on. Jackson's on the 20. The Roker. Is it... I want to say Grant. Correct. What? I want to say... It's over. Is it over? Yeah. Oh, Rob. Bygate. Rob, you just won. In your face, guy. Dang it. Yeah.
He won Brent Jones. Hey, great tight end. Dude, Rob did it for you. Hang on the line. Eddie, what did he win? He won a $50 gift card to Sports Chalet. Really want to see There Will Be Blood this weekend. Looks like a good movie. And I am a big fan of Paul Thomas Anderson. Guy that made it. Yeah, real good. What else is out, Sky? What's out this weekend? All right. New releases. Well, I know you've been all looking forward to How She Move. That's How She Move. What is that? It's a movie. Come on. With who? Dwayne Murphy. You know, Dwayne, what's the message of how she moved? Cut 47. No matter who you are, where you come from, how ghetto you think you are, there's always opportunities everywhere. It's just for you to take advantage of the opportunity. And if your heart's in a good place, you'll be rewarded. And that's all we're trying to show is that no matter how bad things get, keep your head open.
And your heart in the right place. And things will work out. They should have called it Bad We Talk. Well, it's a high school student who's forced to leave her private school to return to her old crime-filled neighborhood where she rekindles an unlikely passion for the competitive world of step dancing. Cut 48. Holy. What, you lost or something? Just because I'm not out here looking for you doesn't mean I'm lost, Bishop. So, so what, they give you time off from that rich school? Something like that. You guys are good in there. Oh, that was a warm-up, yo. Yo, you want to see the full effect? You better come up the street and check us out sometime. Why would I want to do that? Hey, why not? That was our first for everything. First time we've ever heard bad black actors on the show. There it is. But you know what? There's a first time for everything. What else? Untraceable. What is that? Diane Lane? Diane Lane. There's a website where they're going to, like, kill somebody, and she's an FBI agent. Oh, yeah, I want to see that. Got 45. You see that box? We think it regulates the amount of fluid going into the victim. I think those bags have some sort of anticoagulant in them. I've got a list of them right here. The most common is heparin. You get the dose right, you save a life. Wrong, you've got yourself a hemophilia. So the more people visit the site, the more the drug is released, and the faster he bleeds. That's right.
That's the stuff they used on Dennis Quaid's kids. Hepron. Yeah. And it's also the guy that won Last Comic Standing a couple of seasons back. Yeah, he was really funny. Josh? John? John. John Hepron. That's actually... Well, I forget. That's really good. What else? And finally, we have Rambo out today. Yeah, we do! Wait. Sean. What year is this? This is Stallone talking about how he wanted the movie to be very real. Cut 42.
That's his head. Yeah. He's tapping his knuckles against his forehead. There's still nothing in there. Why do I sound like Rodney Dangerfield? Yeah. No, yeah. See, what sucks is that people don't realize that First Blood is a great movie. Sure it is. First Blood is a great movie. Was that the first Rambo? That's the first Rambo. But the Rambo movies are terrible. Those are cartoon movies. A couple of dudes were in First Blood, real young guys at the time. David Caruso was in First Blood. It was good. This is cheese ball. But Sean will go see it. Before Cloverfield? Yes. You know he will. Because Cloverfield's good. Exactly. Infuriating. Well, he wants to feel, you know, part of something that people aren't really that into. That's not true. It's a thing that's getting to be unique. No, that's not true at all. Unique New York. What is this? This should be good.
Uh-oh. It's another viral video. Oh, no. What? And it's bleeped, right, Sean? Yeah. The person made a mistake. They were speaking on television, and they were talking about... Well, let me just play it. Cut 27. Good evening. I'm Michelle Lee. A 1,000-footer lake freighter has bottomed out. Julie Pierce is on the scene, and she's here now with details. Julie? Good evening, Michelle. This ship is one of those thousand foot ships that you often will see out in the harbor. It's called a thousand footer. But when you are saying a thousand foot ship and you call it a thousand footer and the word ship follows footer, sometimes they get mixed up. How do you recover from that?
Let's listen again, knowing that. Okay. Good evening. I'm Michelle Lee. A 1,000-footer lake freighter has bottomed out. Julie Pierce is on the scene, and she's here now with details. Julie? Good evening, Michelle. This ship is one of those 1,000-foot shiters that... No. During the summertime and during the... I'm sorry, Michelle, a what? Oh, no. See? Is it really? That's so. Now this is news. Does it smell? Okay, Marcy, take a picture of that. And then wipe it. Yes, Skye, you have a question. I would like to revisit Dump Chick Challenge. I just checked my email.
I got the Supreme Court question right. All you smart guys who all agree on the smart guy answers. Wait a second. Yeah. Based on all your faces, Rob's a loser again. How did I lose? I wouldn't give you enough points. I didn't get my chance to get in the sun to shine. Hang on. If this is the case, hang on a second. But I thought you guys all agreed on the answers and you all know all the answers to all the questions. Listen, Sky. Hang on a minute. Let me find it. It's the ambulance all over again. But that means you have to answer a question to win. She wouldn't have had enough points to win anyway. How many points did she have? So she would have had four. Skye, if you could answer a three-point question, you'd win. Wait. This is such... Then that person can call back and we'll get the person that you represented to call back. T-Rex. T-Rex. All right, T-Rex. If Skye can get this right... Okay. She'll win for you. No pressure. Are you ready? No pressure. Shut up. Scott, your three-point question is... Give me an easy one, Mike. What special prosecutor filed a report that led to President Clinton's impeachment? That one's in your brain. It's gotta be. What's the person's title again? A special what? Special prosecutor. When I say his name, you're gonna picture his face. I know, I know. Rick Johnson. Oh, no. That's correct. That's correct.
Yes! Well, he is a special prosecutor. That is incorrect, Scott. Yes! The answer is Kenneth Starr. Yes! Oh, son of a... Think about it. Do you remember the beady little eyes and the glasses? Damn it! The round, cherubic face? Wow. Ah, yes, cherubic. Unreal. Rob, do you know what a cherub is? A cherub? Yeah. Yeah, the delicious, the little pistachios. The things they attach the horses to. All right. No? That's not correct. Let's see. Are you happy? Yeah, I am happy because I feel vindicated because Mikey was going off about, oh, well, we all know the answers and we're all so smart and you guys are all so dumb. And nobody said anything. You should feel vindicated. Hey, mister, I've loved 10. words today and Guy hasn't pointed it out. You have flubbed so many words that I have not called you on, bro. Wow. I've flubbed you. I was trying to be cool. You just flubbed one two seconds ago and I bit my lip. Right? Unreal. Right. Totally unreal. Sorry, Sky. Well, all the key ones get it. Yeah. Not more stories. Try not to flub. Try not to flub anything on your way to the parking lot. Stallone is backing John McCain. Mm-hmm.
Oh, it makes me rethink everything. No. So McCain says that he's sending Sly to take care of Chuck Norris. Oh, okay. Well, yuck, yuck, yuck. Let's see. Dennis Kucinich is going to formally announce that he's dropping out of the race today. He's still in the race? I know. Who even knew he was still in there? Right. And he says he will not be endorsing any of the other candidates. Let's see. Seven lion cubs born yesterday at the wild animal park. Well, no, not yesterday. They were revealed yesterday. They were born in November, but they're now big enough to go out with the rest of the pride. Really? The best time to catch them is in the morning. They're very cute. I watch video. Eddie, it's not Simba. You're not holding him up on a cliff. I was holding him up on a mufasa. You're not mufasa, dude. Just saying. They're really cute. Let's see. I think we got all the good stuff out there.
There is one more thing, Mike. Yes? If you want to run Banachek, we can do that. In case someone missed it. Are you here to bring Boston Casualty's congratulations? Are you? Tell them Boston Casualty isn't paying off. That also applies to finders fees, Banachek. Get out of here, Banachek. We said no, thank you. You know, by the way, Banachek, have you been working out? Joey Lawrence, they say, is the biggest diva on the show. on Dancing with the Stars on that tour that he's the biggest diva there is. Yeah, he thinks that he's like the main attraction and people are going to see him. And so he demands his own private tour bus, deluxe hotel rooms, and specialty foods to be stocked on his bus and all his hotel rooms. Here's Drew Peterson's attorney trying to explain why he wanted to do Win a Date with Drew. Cut 23.
We're talking about it on national TV right now, about this suggestion that came from your mouth, and it may have been tongue-in-cheek, but let's do a Drew Peterson dating contest to line up to date Drew Peterson. And, I mean, adjectives like absurd, outrageous, insensitive, callous, this man's wife, the mother of his children, is missing. How can you be talking about dating? No, you... Drew Peterson, Stacey is not missing. Drew Peterson has said from day one, and he believes and he knows that Stacey has run off with another man. Well, she's missing. No one's seen her. Why has his life got to be on hold? He's trying to get on with his life. He's a single man. He's raising his... How do you do it, man? Right? How do you take the money? Dude, beyond Paul. How do you do it? First, you've got to take the money. Yes. But then you've got to say that stuff. With a straight face. With a straight face. And you've got to kind of believe it in your head in order to be able to say it. A little bit. Unpause. Clip. He's trying to get on with his life. He's a single man. He's raising his children the best he can. And he's entitled to get on with his life. Stacey's run off with another man. So she's moved on with her life. Why should Drew be sitting in a dark room? That doesn't make sense. So you're serious about this. Drew wants to start dating again.
calling to the Steve Dollar Show was never a serious attempt. No, no, but the dating part, getting on with his life, is he ready to pick up and start dating other women even though Stacey has not been heard from in three months? Yes. Why shouldn't he? If Stacey's off with another man, why shouldn't Drew have a life? Yeah, I mean... To find his wife. Shouldn't he want to find his wife? He's mad at her. Yeah, she ran off with another guy, Scott. Yeah. Okay. Okay. You'll know. Yeah. That's horrible. He's got that Minnesota. She ran off with another guy. What are you supposed to do? Don't you know. Yeah. What are you supposed to? Is he supposed to just sit around at home waiting for her to come home? She's been gone for so long. He's horny and he's lonely. Crying in his toasty oats. Yeah. Yeah, Matt. If it was you, you'd be lonely. Don't be so glib. Yeah. Oh, my gosh.
Why don't you try being sensitive? So brutal. It's a strange thing to do. Why don't you try turning that high power perception on yourself? Yeah. Dr. Lauer. 570-1053 is our phone number. Oh, man. The beginning and end of every show, we do an open phone segment. To LRH. And he just saluted to LRH. That's what we're doing on Fridays now, right? You have to do it really strongly, though. Yes. Can you imagine being in his posse and you're just not getting it right? You keep messing up the acronym. The KFC. Oh, no. 570-1053 is our phone number. Give us a call. We take open phones at the beginning and end of the show.
So give us a call. Mikey Show. Yeah, hey, this is T1 Stealth. I just wanted to call and correct the vindicated sky and say that it wasn't Mufasa holding up him, but it was Rafiki. Huh? It's a face all over your face. Yeah, that's true. Oh, you. It is true. Your face, guys. What happened? Before that, the monkey holds him up to the show and everything. Rafiki, not Mufasa. Mikey Show. Greetings. Greetings. Greetings. I'll just talk about Scientology this whole week. I just followed some news story on this tech website I go to all the time. Very technical website. You wouldn't understand. Yeah. And there's been a week long so far a big hacker group called Anonymous that's been taking down every Scientology website around the world. Really? I don't know if you heard anything about that, Sean. Not at all, no. I haven't heard that.
Oh, it's getting on the news here and there, and I was able to... The hackers were able to download some secret documents, and I was able to... Okay, it was me. Yes. Okay, I'm showing off. What are the secret documents? Um... I don't know, but one page I've read so far, because there's so, so many pages, was... PDF, of course. I can send it to you if you have an Adobe Acrobat reader, but if you don't, then I will... Of course, 7.0. That's right. It depends on what version you're running, but... It shows how Wolverine was filled with titanium bones. That's true. Skeleton, to be more exact. Anyway... Depends on the syntax you're using at the time, but I... Anyway, you were saying... He was known as Logan. Yeah, it shows the exact descriptions of each Satan level, and it's weird and crazy, and they actually tell you how to raise your child by not disciplining them and making sure... That's how I was raised. Thank you. All right, nerd, thank you for the call. We appreciate it. All right. It's P1 Nerd. Salutations. Mikey Show, hello. Hi, Mikey. I heard you talking about Banachuk. Yeah, Mikey, you talk about him. I wouldn't.
And Matt Helm, can you guys play the same from Mannix? No. No, we cannot. I'll take a look for it. No, you will not, Sean. No, you won't, Sean. I'd love to. It's no trouble, really. Hey, Mikey, it's P1 Josh. I got a legitimate question for Sean about Banachek. Go ahead. I was wondering, isn't it normal that every time you play that Banachek clip, I start smelling turds? Sean, you've been asked a question. Isn't that normal? Sean, he was asking you. Sean? Sorry, what? Yes. P1 Paparazzi has a pretty good question. Oh, no, Eddie. He's taking a test. No, you can't go yet. See you Monday, Eddie. Paparazzi. He's walking out the door. Come on. Where are you going, Eddie? Now, come on, Eddie. Now, where are you going? Hang on a second. Now, sit down, Eddie. Now, hang on. Stop it. Paparazzi, what's your question? With all the strange shows that Sean likes, I'm curious. What show do you dislike the most that's played today, and why do you dislike it? John.
I don't think... What did he say? I don't know. I would say Desperate Housewives. I don't care for that show. And I don't like it because... It's good. I think it's very boring. It's not interesting. Generic. Give me anyway. And George Pappard's not on it. Thank you. He always helps. There you go. 18. This one or this one? Listen, this one or this one? This one's a little more X-Files. Wait, there's another one you could try? Yeah, this one's more like getting a massage. In light yellow. Okay. Another one. Never use this one. Let's keep our options open. Never use this one. I like this one. That's good. I'll swap it out. You could try. I used to be addicted. What? Everything changed, and the Lord to thank for it. Let me tell you something. When I made that relationship with God many years ago, something special happened inside of me, and I'll tell you what, I've never looked back.
I bet you won't look back at Boston Republic either. Casualty! Boston. It's 2008. In the year 2000, I was a miserable person, but I didn't realize at the time I was miserable. I thought I was having a great time. As a matter of fact, I was blogging about something very similar to this just the other day. At the time, I was saying, 10 years ago, I was doing drugs and I was drinking a lot, and if somebody would have said to me, do you think that in 10 years... You'll be married with a kid and sitting at the senior citizen center trying to learn how to write a book. If somebody would have asked me that, I actually would have been comforted knowing that that could be the possibility. The easy answer would be for me to say, oh, somebody would have said that, I told them they're crazy, blah, blah, blah. The truth is, if somebody would have told me that, I would have thought that that sounded pretty attractive. Just like right now, there may be people listening that are going through addiction to...
Cocaine or crystal or alcohol or drugs or whatever. And if I said to you, what if 10 years you could be married with a kid sitting at a classroom at a senior citizen center learning how to be a writer? That might strangely sound good to you because you don't like living the way that you're living right now. Maybe you have an eating disorder and the way that that makes you live, you don't like. But nobody really knows about this stuff. Nobody knows about this stuff going on in your life. That's the way it was for me. Some people knew that I drank too much and that I probably had a problem, but, you know, a lot of people didn't know how bad it was. And there's a lot of people listening that that could be the case. So on Fridays at the end of the show, I tell you about myself and I tell you what happened to me. I used to be, I had a upbringing that with my personality type led me to be very isolated and not feel like other people.
And when I drank alcohol, I felt like I was a part of people and didn't realize that it was becoming a problem until it was too late. Because you don't one day say to yourself, I'm normal today and then tomorrow I'm going to be addicted. It doesn't happen that way. It happens slow. And so one night when I was laying in bed, my body was, you know, I'd been getting sick throughout the day because I drank too much. I was laying in bed one night and I knew I was going to die. I knew I was going to die. I didn't know how long. I just knew that I was going to because my body was doing weird stuff. I was overweight. I smoked and I was addicted to alcohol. I knew I was going to die. So I very calmly asked Jesus Christ to enter my life. That sounds weird. I asked Jesus Christ to rescue me is what I did. I asked him if he would save me. And I did it laying there. I was just quiet. I wasn't making any noise. But tears were streaming down the side of my...
face as i was laying there to my ears i felt this warmness come over my whole body i told my friends and they were really cool and supportive and i told my family and they were cool and supportive then girlfriend and she was cool and supportive and was crying happy tears and there are many of you that are listening right now that may be in that same position of addiction right now and if you tell your family want to do something about it that's what they're going to do they're going to be happy for you there may be people listening right now that have lost god forbid have lost a child or you have a divorce or you've broken up with your boyfriend or your girlfriend or you're new in San Diego and you don't know anybody and you're terribly lonely or you're just lonely or you're experiencing depression or you have an eating disorder or you're doing something that makes you feel terrible about yourself morally. You just feel like you don't have any hope. You go, what do I got? My future is poop. Everything in my future is poop.
I don't have anything to look forward to. My life is miserable. Nothing's good. Everything sucks. I don't have any money. I can't pay my bills. You just feel like there's no hope. I swear to you that there is hope. That for me, rescuing me out of that darkness where I thought that there was no hope, rescuing me out of that was a relationship, a true relationship like I never had with my mom and dad, like I never had with anybody else, a true relationship. was being offered to me, and all I had to do was that night go, all right, I'll take it. I've been doing it my own way, and I'll take it. If you're really there, Jesus, if you're really there, I'll take it. And everything that night changed. Everything in my life changed. Today I have a relationship with Jesus Christ, but I also have great friends. I got a wife, a little boy, and I'm genuinely, genuinely, I'm genuinely happy.
genuine gladness in my life because of it. If you don't, Jesus doesn't have a website, but I give out the website to my church. And the only reason that I do it is because that's the very first place that I ever felt happiness in darkness. It was on La Mesa Boulevard. Is that the name of that street, Eddie? Is there's a La Mesa Boulevard, the exit off of the 8? Yeah. La Mesa Boulevard? Yeah, I think so. La Mesa Boulevard, 19 years old. There was a church there. I walked in there. And so when I very first got saved, I went my own way. So I give out the website to my church because, A, it's rad and fun. And the pastor there is real funny. And Sky thinks handsome. Thank you. And his name is Miles. And the church is a real fun experience. But if you're where I am, it might help. Or where I was, it might help. TheRockSanDiego.org is the website. And I'm there at the 8 a.m. service on Sundays. This song is called Tunnel. It's by a band called Third Day, and the song is all about hope. So when the song is playing, really listen to the lyrics of the song, especially if you're feeling the way I just described. If you have any of those feelings like you don't have hope in your life, listen to the words to this song, because I'm telling you, it does get better. It does get better. Missy's up next. We'll see you on Monday. I won't pretend to know what you're thinking
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