The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 01/31/08
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
Britney Spears hospitalizationLaDainian Tomlinson injurymug disputeDallas house financial burdenSkye recognition incidentBoston Rob emergency backpackEvolve showerheadbehind‑the‑scenes commercial audioEddie's tough‑love advicebritney spears5150dallas house
The show opened with host Mikey reacting to Britney Spears' 5150 hospitalization and LaDainian Tomlinson's knee injury (P0). He then complained about a mug dispute with his husband (P1) and described the ongoing financial strain of his flooded Dallas house (P2). Later, Skye recounted being recognized at an Escondido breakfast by a deaf fan (P111), while Boston Rob displayed his elaborate emergency backpack (P126). Catherine demonstrated the Evolve water‑saving showerhead (P150), and Ashley played a behind‑the‑scenes clip of Eddie and Boston Rob recording a Frogs Fitness ad (P46). Eddie also delivered his trademark tough‑love counsel, advising a listener to burn a cheating girlfriend's belongings with lighter fluid (P74).
What happened, in order
Britney Spears Hospitalized
Host expresses anger over Britney's 5150 hospitalization and LT's knee injury.
Mug Marriage Spat
Host discusses winning a mug battle with husband over which coffee mug to bring to work.
Dallas House Woes
Mikey describes frozen water lines flooding the front yard and joking about turning it into a skating rink.
Behind-the-Scenes Commercial Audio
Ashley plays a humorous off‑air recording of Eddie and Boston Rob struggling to record a Frogs Fitness spot.
Tough Love Cheating Advice
Eddie advises a listener to gather his girlfriend's belongings, pour lighter fluid on them, and set them on fire to end the relationship.
Breakfast Recognition
Skye is confronted by a fan who turns out to be the deaf son‑in‑law of the waitress, leading to an embarrassing mix‑up.
Rob's Emergency Backpack
Boston Rob reveals his car backpack packed for emergencies, containing clothes, toiletries, weapons, and survival items.
Evolve Showerhead Demo
Catherine explains how the Evolve showerhead holds warm water and trickles to save water while maintaining pressure.
People mentioned
MikeyAshleyEddieSkyeSeanBoston RobZethian OatesCatherineDr. PhilArnold SchwarzeneggerJohn McCainMitt RomneyRudy GiulianiBrett Favre
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Welcome to the show. It is 6.06. Britney Spears was taken to the hospital early this morning after her psychiatrist felt that she was a danger to herself and others. This made me so mad when I read it. All you LT criticizers out there. An MRI showed that LT further damaged his knee in that Patriot game. Really? Yeah. Oh, he should have sucked it up and played, right guys? Jerks. No kidding. Welcome to the show. It is Thursday. 570-1053 is our phone number. Give us a call. Anything you want. Open phones. Beginning and end of every show, you can call in about anything you want. Ask questions, make comments, whatever. And real quickly, I'll go around and I'll introduce everybody because there's seven of us. It's kind of, you got to keep track. What are you doing? Oh, no. Is that your new... It's my mug. That's an egg-shaped mug there. Yeah.
When did you get that? Well, I've had it at home for a while. It's my AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am mug. How does one get that? Well, I work at a radio station. I see. I got you. I got you. And Ashley started bringing her own mug in, which is a great idea, better for the environment, because you're not throwing away the cups every day, even though we were recycling them still. Yes, go green. Yeah, but it was a fight last night with my husband over which coffee mug I was allowed to take to work. Really? Yeah, this was the winner. So that's not one that he likes. No. I see. Yeah, he hates this one. There you go. Do you guys even use mugs at all that much? Oh, yeah. My husband's like a coffee addict now out of nowhere. And so he drinks like a whole French press of coffee every day. I was going to say, I want to go. Can I guess how he does his coffee? He's great, man. Her husband is a foodie, too. You got to appreciate it. I mean, the guy won't do it unless it's good. You know what I mean? French press is the best. Oh, yeah. Every morning. Tastes the best.
My name's Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 37. News got a little bit better for us this morning. It appears that that money pit that we have out in Dallas broke some water lines because they were frozen and we owe them a few hundred dollars, like five to six hundred dollars. Oh no, Mike. So the front yard was flooded, they said. I thought you were being serious. I was like, oh, you're finally going to get rid of it? No. Boy, I wish we could get rid of that house. That house sucks the life out of us. Well, maybe you can turn the front lawn into a skating rink and charge. That'd be cool. Take a negative, turn it into a positive. You know what I mean? Just make lemonade. There you go. Somehow. There's going to be guys from Wisconsin drilling holes and putting lines down there to try to catch some fish right there in our front yard. Setting up a little tent, a little chair to sit down. It's horrible.
It's funny, you know, there was a perception that, hey, Mikey, you know, talking about that house in Dallas makes it sound like, oh, look at Mr. Moneybags with the houses, my various homes. Yeah. That is not the case. It's not a vacation. No, it is not. It's a financial burden. It's a financial burden that I cannot get away from. I cannot escape it. There's a thing in radio where they always tell you, don't ever buy a house. As soon as you do. And that's kind of what happened with us in Dallas where you bought your house and then we got fired like the next day. Seriously. Yeah. I mean, I signed those papers. I got the keys. I'm so excited. It was your first home. First home. It was gorgeous. Beautiful. Yeah. Broke ground. Aw. It'd be a bad day for you guys. This person sitting here in the room with you guys is the Human Resources Director. Oh, hi. And she's just here to, well, you know, let's just cut to the chase. We're going to let you guys go. Oh. And so we're moving in a different direction. But we're number one. Yeah, yeah, but...
I'm from Houston, and I've got friends there that I'd like to bring in. But don't you think that's a bad decision on your part? How's that? Well, we're finally broke through. We're number one. We're doing well here, and you're firing us to bring in your friends? Yeah, they're good, too. I don't understand. They're good, too. You ever hear if it ain't broke, don't fix it? I have heard that. I do not subscribe to it. Okay, well, well, then see ya. The door hit us. Yeah. Yeah, they say don't let the door hit you. It did. It did. Hey, listen. It worked out. It worked out. Seriously, it did. It really worked out. I'm really glad it all happened, except for that house. That does suck. It was a fun house. I liked that house a lot. I did, too. It was cool. I did, too. The rental company, the management company that rents it to people, I think I told you guys how they I wanted to do it for a year. I wanted to get somebody in there for a year. And they did two years. And I flipped out. Do you guys remember that? I flipped out. But what's done was done. I have a feeling that stuff like that happens for a reason. I believe that God knows better than I do. And that I just needed to settle down. And that maybe there was a reason it needed to be two years.
Like maybe if I had tried to sell it after a year, I'd be all upside down on it. And then now that we wait a year, when I go to sell it maybe this year, fingers crossed, it's appreciated. And, you know, the thing is you can buy a mansion in Dallas, unfortunately, for $4.55. Pretty much right on. You know what I mean? Let's see. Eddie is our producer and our sports guy. He is 34 years of age. And we're from the same hometown, Gilroy, California. And Eddie has been married darn near, well, he'll be married a year, July the 7th. He got married last July. Skye is our news girl. She's 30. And you can't miss her. She's got naturally curly hair. She will not ever just leave the hair. She looks like Red from Fraggle Rock. I do not. Looks like you want to picture her. That's not true. That's what she looks like. That's not true. Yeah, she says if she gets out of the shower and she doesn't put calming agents into that hair, looks like she should be on the end of a pencil. Yep. You know? Yep. That's true. Sean is our sound effects guy. He's 37 years of age. He has an infected face. What more can I tell you? Oh, man. Aww. How's the face, Sean? Is it better?
The swelling is going down, but now I have a fever. Oh, no. A fever? Yeah. And the only prescription is more cowbell. Cowbell. Well, that sucks. Did anybody tell you what to do? I got to go to the doctor today. That is not good. Because isn't that a sign of infection? Yeah, it is. Isn't that a sign of infection? Yeah. Yeah, that is not good. Yuck. All right. There you go. Ashley. She's got her hair parted to the side, it kind of looks like. Looks nice. Ashley has... She's waving to us. She's got blonde hair. She should avoid gray. I don't know why she wears gray. But this is your favorite shirt. But look at... Forget it. Do you spill coffee? Is that the deal? She spills coffee all over her shirt. Every day, almost. Yeah, every day. That's a good point. But I'm good. Look, do you even see the statement? It's already dried. Cold water. Cold water. And then...
I mean, I walked in this morning, and she raised her arms, and I went, oh, my God. I was just stretching. Ash, was the deal that that stuff you were putting on there burned too much, and so you didn't like putting that much? No, dude, I freaking went to the doctor and got cortisone, and I'm using that, and I'm still using the dry salt. I used it this morning. I used it last night. But what I'm trying to figure out is what happened. Because it was working, did you stop using as much because it burned? No. I think that I became immune to it. Wow. I beat the dry soul. Sweat glands. You beat it. It was a war. The sweat won. Congratulations. It kicked its butt, dude. Yeah. You got some mutant sweat glands. You said that'll show you. Thanks. Yeah. Boston Rob is 25. He's our phone screener. Come on. He's got a long goatee, very short crop hair. It won't grow any longer than this. Really? Yeah, it just stops there. If I had it my way, I'd be down to like my belly button. It just won't do it though? No. So if you were Tom Hanks in Castaway, you would have a full beard of just that length. Yes, that would be awesome. Yes, a wizard beard. There you go. I went to Best Buy the other day. I actually went the day that I took that personal leave day on Monday. I went to Best Buy to get an external hard drive to replace the one that fizzled out on us.
where we lost every home video of our child ever made. So we went to Best Buy to get a new one. And the guy that was helping me, he helped me the whole time. And he, you got to put your name in the computer, phone number in the computer. And he says, it's just taking a wild shot. Are you Mikey? And I said, yeah. And he goes, oh, that's really cool. You know, Boston Rob was in here. two weeks ago. He's really nice. And I go, really? I go, where did you see him? He goes, oh, he was in here and he was buying like a Coke or something and I got to meet him and he was really nice. I go, how'd you know it was Rob? He goes, well, he had Boston tattooed on his neck. It's a giveaway. That's pretty much a dead giveaway. I don't know anyone else who has that. But how about that, B-Rob? You made a good impression. He thought you were a nice guy. Cool. Yeah, I remember all those guys. They were real cool. Yeah.
I said, what was he getting? I was so nosy. I was looking for Christmas gifts. And I ended up buying a Larry Bird DVD for my buddy, and he ended up already having it. Is that all you bought that day? Because I thought he said something different. And when he said it, I was like, hmm, that's weird. No. It didn't sound like something that you would use, but it makes sense that you're saying it was for Christmas gifts. Yeah. Yeah, you were getting Christmas gifts. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a CD, and it was a strange CD. Oh, that's it. Led Zeppelin, like a... No, The Doors. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Doors. The Doors video. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he goes, yeah. I go, what was B-Rob getting? He goes, I think a Doors CD. And I go... Doors? I go, I'm thinking in my head, is it possible there's another guy with Boston tattooed on his neck? I do love the doors, though. You do? Oh, yeah. I didn't know that about you. Sorry, what? I thought it was just Michelle Branch. And Vanessa Carlton, like me. Mariah Carey. I know the doors are in there. I love sweet Mariah. Let's see. Zethian Oates. He's so cute. He's 22.
Youngest guy on this show. He's a very sweet guy. Cute. Yeah. He's adorable, really. Yeah. He's out there. He's just out there making his way. Yeah, he's like a button. A little cute button. And he's out there making his way in this cruel world. He's like a puggle. What is that? A puggle. Oh, yeah, like a pug and a bugle. Not something like that. Welcome, Seth. Thank you. It's good to have you. 570-1053 is our phone number. Come on. Beginning and end of every show, you can call in about anything you want. Two big things we're going to talk about. Two big things that Californians and people in San Diego are talking about today. Those whacked out debates last night. And Britney Spears being checked into UCLA Medical Center on a 5150 again.
It's 5150 time. 5701053. P1 Potts. What up, Mikey? How you doing? What's up, dude? Hey, I just wanted to call and let you guys know I love the best of CD. Cool. I have to listen to it every night on my way home from work just to get me through to the morning. Awesome. I must have heard the bathhouse story a dozen times already and laughed every single time. He says the bathhouse? Have a great day. The house guy says she would go to the jacuzzi. We know they're called bathhouses. Got it, got it. That whole thing. That old story. eBay.com. That's all I can tell you if you want that. That thing's where it's not for sale anymore. Can you really get it on eBay? Yeah. Probably. Yeah. They really do. They sell them on eBay. I didn't think of that. Shoot. Hey. P1 Kara. What? What's up, Mikey? What's up? Hey, I was wondering, since you were talking about buying the external hard drive, have you seen on the Apple website the Time Capsule? Yes, I have. Okay, I just wanted to make sure because you need that instead of an external hard drive because it's wireless and a Wi-Fi station. It's really cool. It's this thing called Time Capsule. Yeah. Matt comes up with everything, man. They're really smart people that work at Apple. He's smart. They go, what are we missing?
What are we missing? What have we forgot in computer land that people would want? They got this thing called Time Capsule, and let's say something screws up on your computer. You go to this thing called Time Capsule, and it's even cool graphics. It looks like you're going back in time. It goes back on your computer in time and goes, here it is. You had it three days ago. We'll still give it to you. We saved it. It's really neat. That Mac company is good. P1 Jeff, are you there? Yes. What's going on? What's up? I just wanted to let Sean know that he could just talk to Sky and use the Sky Cure-All and put urine on his face. I don't know if he's even tried that. Sean, have you even considered it? It's not a cure-all. Who ever said that it was a cure? No one ever said that. It doesn't work. It pulls the sting out. It's not a second degree sunburn. It doesn't work anymore. I think it works for everything. No, just things that sting like jellyfish. Sore throat. No. No, Eddie. It definitely does not work for that. Ulcers. They don't recommend that. No. Thank you for the call. P1 Danielson.
Mikey, what's up? It's P1 Daniel. Hey, I got a question for you, man. You know, you introduce everybody in the beginning of every show, and you always mention Zeth, and I was just wondering why he doesn't have a microphone. I was doing the same thing, dude. That is a far out question. Does he have to earn his way to be able to speak, or what to deal with that? Yeah. He's got to earn his way. Zeth is allowed to speak at any time. He has his own microphone devoted to him. He sits in a school desk in the corner of the room, and he's behind me. And he does talk, you just can't hear him. Because he doesn't talk loud and he mumbles. Because I never hear that guy talk. What is the deal? Can you answer Daniel-san's question? I really don't have anything relevant to say. See, I disagree.
I think you do have stuff to say, but you feel you don't, and it's a lack of kadinka-dunk, and you just got to throw it out there. Practice makes perfect. I'll work on it. Hey, listen, if we thought, well, if I talk, I'm going to get beat up every time, Sky would never say a word, right, Sky? That's true. That'd be great, wouldn't it? She trudges forward. That's so funny, Eddie. She trudges forward. So, yeah, Britney Spears last night had her psychiatrist come over and say, I'm going to have you taken to the hospital on a 5150. And you remember how we were talking about this whole intervention thing? What a madhouse. So all these people are over there, including the hangers on. Lufti's there. Adnan. Everybody's over, right?
The psychiatrist comes over because he was concerned. She's been driving erratically and she's been doing this, what he calls downward behavior, which, you know, he's talking about the British accent stuff. It's all very odd and he's concerned. And so he says, it's time to put her in, you know, do a 5150 and get her squared away. And her mom is there. Now the whole family's there. They were supposed to do this, by the way, the night before. This happened last night, this morning, like 1 o'clock in the morning or something. They were supposed to do it the night before, but it just didn't go off the way that they had planned, and there was some stuff that was making it to where it wasn't going to happen. But last night, it all went off the way that they wanted to, including, by the way, clearing airspace. What? They cleared the cops.
cleared airspace for this so that helicopters wouldn't be flying and covering it. That's crazy! I mean, just a spectacle. And so, her mother's there. Scott, I don't know what you thought about this, about the whole... The mom's mad that this is happening, and she's blaming Sam Lufte, and it's the shrink that said this is what we're going to do. Yeah. Well, the shrink and Lufti together. Yeah, well, it's really weird because, you know, a lot of information has come out since 1 o'clock in the morning when it all went down. And they're now saying that after Brittany was committed the first time and taken to the hospital the first time on the 5150, that basically Sam, her parents... She told the hospital that her parents have no say in her medical treatment and that Sam Lufte is the one who is in charge of her medical care. They said she even called attorneys and had them draft some paperwork. Yeah. It wasn't like a full power of attorney, but pretty close to that, which, of course, Brittany's parents interpret as this Sam guy preying on their mentally ill daughter. Right. You know, and they say that Brittany had... Even though the shrink is like, this is what you got to do.
Right. Can you imagine? The mom's mad. Yeah. Dude, the mom should be so thankful. Yeah. Yeah, in a way. That's the best thing in the world. Yeah. It's too bad she checked out of Cedars. Mm-hmm. It's too bad she checked out the first time. This is what she needs. Yeah. So they say Brittany hadn't slept since Saturday. That was the last time she slept. Bless her heart. Unbelievable, man. Yeah. No wonder she's driving erratically. Yeah. So they take her to UCLA Medical Center. And they check her in at UCLA Medical Center. The deal is that they cannot. She's allowed, for the first 72 hours, she is allowed to say, I don't want any medicine. She's allowed to refuse medicine. Legally, she's allowed to do that. Even though maybe the doctor, I'm not saying she has. I'm just saying that's a fact. That if she wanted to say, I'm not taking those pills. And don't you stick that in my arm. If she wanted to, she could do that.
For 72 hours. But after the 72, the doctor, the shrink, could go to somebody and petition to be able to give it to her. A judge. A judge. A judge. And they say it looks like that that's what's going to happen and that the judge can extend her stay. Why do they say that? They don't think she's going to accept meds? Is that the deal? Well, I think they just want to extend her stay. Okay. I have a question. Go ahead. Is this against her will? No, in fact, they said that she was, she told her mother to shut up because her mom's like yelling at Lifty at the hospital, back at the house. She's yelling at Lifty and she's blaming Lifty for all this. And apparently Brittany says, shut up. I'm going to do whatever they want. Which I thought sounded good. Like she's maybe going. Yeah, well, it's interesting because we've seen this roller coaster of Britney, the British mean Britney, the sweet Southern Britney. And they said, you know, when she was waiting for the paramedics to arrive, she was making hot chocolate and kind of being a little hostess. And so she may have been just in that space, luckily, where she was open to this. But who knows, you know, if it is bipolar disorder and she does have another swing, you know.
They're going to need an order to keep her there over the three days. Well, I think, see, I don't know if this is the deal. But in order to file that, you have to, I would think you'd have to say, listen, I'm filing this paperwork because my patient is refusing treatment and she needs it. She's a danger to herself and others. She's a danger to herself. So can you please grant me this order so that I can forcibly... not only give her the medicine, but also keep her for 14 more days. Now, I wonder if she has to refuse medicine in order for that to take place, or if he could just in his own mind go, she needs 14 days, and that's what I'm going to tell the judge. She needs to stay for 14 more days. I wonder if he can do that, or if one precedes the other.
Won't take any medicine, y'all. Okay, now I can go get the thing from the judge. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know either, but I think the last time she was committed on the 5150 and then left and went back to the same pattern of behavior is also good evidence for the judge that this three-day hold isn't enough, that she needs more than that to get better. Absolutely. Skye. Yeah. Who is the buddy that showed up to the house in the middle of the night? Giggling. Oh, was that her cousin, Allie? I think I read that. It was like her cousin slash former assistant, Allie. It's so whacked out, bro. It's so whacked out, dude. Paparazzi are taking pictures of Allie. I think you're right. It's her cousin. Pulling up to the house because she knows that there's something going on. Probably Brittany called her or texted her or whatever. So she comes over to the house and the paparazzi are taking pictures of her and taking video and everything. And she's giggling.
So much. She's got to put her hand over her mouth so that you don't see her giggling. But first you do. Then you see the hand. And the paparazzi are yelling, what's so funny, Ali? What are you laughing at? What's so funny? And you just go, this whole scene is crazy. Blocking off airspace. Giggling cousins. Mother's saying, I don't want her to go get help. It's just all weird, man. Well, this is the same cousin, Allie, former assistant, who has recently done interviews because, you know, she kind of wants her own, like, celebrity status where she says that her cousin, Brittany, is fine. Like, everything's fine. So it doesn't surprise me that that girl is giggling and, you know. Wow. Dude, I mean, I'm telling you, man. That's quiet. Mess. It is nuts. Apparazzi audio of Brittany arguing with Sam Lufte when she wants to drive her car. Cut 17. I don't care about them right now. I'm scared you're going to drive up without me. Sit down. I'm telling you, I think that those paparazzis have driven her nuts. They have? Yes. I think it's a paparazzi. I'm watching it. I'm watching this thing where you see this video of her trying to go into a deli? Yeah. It's... That just sounds funny. Dude, I'm telling you. It looks like you're watching a weird dream.
Like, that can't be real. That looks like a dream. Wow. It's so weird. And I actually, for a second, I thought, let me put myself in that position. And they're like, all the people with the cameras, they're not, they're like the moral and ethical equivalent of, I don't know, like, they don't care about anything. That's what I'm trying to say. They just don't care about anything. Who cares? And so you hear them yelling at each other to get out of the way. And it's just this weird, like, it has this feeling like a limping animal in the Sahara and all of the hyenas running in.
And like nipping at the animals like moving and trying. It's just, it's creepy. Yeah. I'm telling you, I think five, ten years from now, there's going to be laws, man. I think there should be now. I mean, because other people get hurt and all that. I really want to like talk to my brother because he's in med school about like what is wrong with the flashing of the lights. Like if it affects your brain. Because Britney Spears, like think about how many minutes a day she's just like. in flashing lights. If that's bad for your brain. It's bad for my brain. So anyway, that's a big thing, man. This Britney Spears going to the hospital. And last night at the debates, they were getting after each other. McCain and Romney were really the only two that were getting asked any questions. There were two other guys there, but nobody really knew it. They weren't asked very much. And so that was a big deal. We'll play you some of the audio of that. And Rudy Giuliani, like everybody knew, gave his endorsement to McCain. Today, the governator is expected to give his endorsement to somebody. We'll tell you who. And I got some good stuff for you today. Here's what we have on the show. Have you guys ever heard of something called...
Tough love with Eddie. Oh, yeah, I've heard of that. I love it. This is a good thing. This is where Eddie gives advice in a very real way. Awesome! It's exactly what Brittany needs. Tough love. I'd love to talk to her. No, I don't think that would happen. I wish that she would write you an email. Tough love it is. Tough love. I don't think so. We are also going to do something today called the Tone Deaf Karaoke. Oh! Ashley sings, and you try to figure out what is it that she's singing. Thanks, guys. We sent B-Dub, our boy B-Dub, out to the Super Bowl. We'll be checking in from Glendale and Radio Row. And coming up in just a few minutes, Eddie and Boston Rob recording commercials together. What? Wait. Eddie, you're going to love this. What are you talking about? You were there. Oh, no. How'd you do that? Ashley, you suck. I don't think we should do that. Oh, it's funny. Are you serious? Oh, it's funny. We probably shouldn't. We're professionals. It's one of my favorite things in the world. It is one of my favorite things. Listening to people.
That don't know that they're being taped is one of the funniest things in the world. Mike, you don't understand. Because I had it rolling. And the second that everything was going down, I was like, I'm saving this and sending it to Mike. And the second they left, I sent it right to you. And then my audacity crashed. And everything I had saved deleted. Really? So it was so meant to be that we saved this. Yeah. It's pretty funny. It's the two of them recording commercials. I think that it's kind of pulling the curtain back and letting the audience hear what happens when the Mikey show's off the air and we're doing our thing. Plus, it's a rarity when you get a couple of heavyweights like me and Eddie in the studio together. Is that right? So there you go. We'll do all of this. Coming up next, Pablo Francisco on the Stand-Up Spotlight. Mikey Show Stand-Up Spotlight on 5-3. Musicals don't really happen in real life. That's why I don't like them too much. Like you're really hanging out with your friends and music comes out of nowhere and your friends start dancing. Let's go! That would suck. You're hanging out with your buddies. Hey, can I come to the party, man? Hey, man, Bubby, you can't come, man. You got Drunken Freddy's out this week, man. You're a street rat. Street rat. Riff rat. I don't buy that. If only they look closer, would they see a poor boy? No siree. Hey, shut up. You shut up!
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Tom Brady is upset with Plaxico Burris' prediction. What did Plaxico Burris... He predicted that the Patriots would only score 17 points. And Tom Brady's mad. What a strange prediction. Do you want to hear Brady? Yeah. Let's cut 36. Plaxico's a hell of a player. And if he feels that way, I mean, I think that's great. I'd hate for him to think that, you know, he's going to lose this game. I mean, that's obvious. Nobody does. So... 23-17. I wish he said like 45-42 or something like that. At least he gave us a little more credit for scoring a few points. That guy is the best. Oh, easy, Rob. Yeah. Rob really likes him. So, last night were the GOP debates. And, yeah, you know, listen. There's no love lost between Mitt Romney and John McCain. They're different. They're different guys. One of them... You can buy at Toys R Us. He comes in a box. He's a handsome, he's every general manager we've ever had. I look at Mitt Romney and I go, that guy can kill it with the sales department, but he doesn't get the on-air talent. Absolutely. Perfect. He should stay out of programming. The problem when you look at Mitt is that he thinks he knows the DJs. He thinks, even though he's never been a DJ, he thinks that he could be, he could have, if he had chosen that route.
He could have been a good DJ, but he was just more challenged and found sales more challenging. And the truth is, he tried it a couple times, but he just knew his calling was elsewhere. Yes, yeah. And boy, those tapes, if we could get a hold of him. Oh, man, if we could hear Mitt back in the morning. He'd be like, what's happening? And when you go into his Mitt Romney. Oh, no. I just got... That was a joke grenade. Please, please move on. Joke grenade. My name's Sky. What's happening? All right. All right. That's great, everyone. Really? I know you'll like him. I love him. Oh, don't we all. I don't love him. Or you. My name is Mitt. What's happening? My name is Mitt. What's happening? All right. My name's Sky. What's happening? Anyway, the debate last night. If Mitt Romney is your general manager, you walk into his office and he has on the wall framed articles about him from Radio and Records magazine. Stuff like that. He's got a head shot. Why? Why? Why do you need one? Why do you have one? He shakes your hand when you walk into the office and he tells you how much he loves your show. You know he doesn't listen though. Never.
He says, hey, I'm a P1-er. Yeah. Okay. That's really nice to hear. I love that star on your show. That star is really funny. She's a lightning rod, isn't she? Yeah. She's funny. But anyway, so last night, we don't have any of those clips from the debate, do we, Shani? We'll probably get them for next, but we don't have any right now, do we? No. We'll get some for the next break, but one of the things that I thought was interesting was Mitt Romney. Boy, that guy loves to tell you what's wrong with everybody. Oh, yeah, he does. I wish he'd tell you more about what's right about him, but he loves to tell you what's wrong about everybody. So he says to John McCain, as he's wrapping up his spiel, he says to John McCain, Well, you know, I think everybody should keep in mind that John McCain was endorsed by the New York Times, a liberal magazine, a liberal newspaper. And I don't know that says too much about John McCain. And it goes, it's John McCain's turn. And John McCain says, well, I'm glad you brought that up, Mitt. Because I was also endorsed by a very conservative magazine called the Boston Globe, your magazine.
You know, the magazine, he says this, he goes, you know, the magazine that knows you better than anybody. And they endorsed me. Wow. And they're not a liberal newspaper. They're a very, very conservative newspaper. And as he's saying this, Mitt, you can almost see his face turning red with embarrassment. Like, well, I can't really say anything to that. When that happens in a debate, that's like the best. It's the greatest, man. You just nail him, touchdown him. He was so nailed. And then McCain goes on to say how he's confident that he knows that his papers in Arizona are going to endorse them because they support what he does. He said, I guarantee you the Arizona Republic will endorse me. The only thing he didn't say, which I wish he would have, was, and if they don't, there's a problem. Yeah. If my home state can't endorse me, there's something, and Americans, something's wrong. They can't endorse me. Yeah, you got it, Sean? Yeah, I got the Boston Globe thing. All right. When the question I was most frequently asked is, oh, you're for a specific date of withdrawal, it sort of falls on the kind of dirty tricks that I think Ronald Reagan would have found to be reprehensible. If you get endorsed by the New York Times, you're probably not a conservative.
Senator McCain? Let me note that I was endorsed by your two hometown newspapers who know you best, including the very conservative Boston Herald, who know you well better than anybody. So I'll guarantee you the Arizona Republic will be endorsing me, my friend. Now, do you hear, as he's saying this, you hear Romney in the back? I know. I know. Anyway, look over here. Didn't mean to say it. Okay, sorry I brought it up. If I stand perfectly still, nobody will notice me. Oh, no. Oh, I just got an email from Crush It that says my boy Romney. Oh, don't tell me that, Crush It. Don't tell me that that Ken doll is your boy. No. Please. He's kidding. He says Romney would kill it in sales and programming. He's a P1-er all the way. Even does overnights. You've got to love that guy. You know what I really didn't like about last night is the liberties they were taking with Ronald Reagan and what Ronald Reagan would think. And one of the final questions was actually, would Ronald Reagan endorse you? Why is Ronald Reagan all of a sudden the greatest Republican of all time? That's the thing. He is widely considered to be the greatest Republican president, maybe ever.
He was certainly, he set the bar for conservatism. Which, by the way, I'm pretty conservative with some stuff. But some other stuff, I'm not as conservative. I'm not convinced that the world isn't warming up. But Ronald Reagan is like the guy that everybody points to and says, they practically say, how Reagan are you? Yeah. Practically. Definitely. I just love the guy. Guy was... perfect in every way and he's what everybody points to to be like you got to be like this guy or forget it yeah so one of the last questions was would Ronald Reagan endorse you yeah and so of course the first three candidates to go are like of course he would and this is why and Ronald Reagan would love me because of this and this and this and then the last guy to speak was Huckabee yeah and he's like I'm not going to be so presumptuous to tell you what Ronald Reagan would or wouldn't do that's not my place so And I was like, wow, good for you, man. The thing I like about Huck is the guy, he will, sometimes it comes off a little strange, but he'll always tell you what I believe to be what he's really thinking in his head. You know, sometimes it comes off a little awkward, but it's usually what he's thinking. First question last night was, do you believe that we are better off as a country today than we were eight years ago? And Romney's like,
Yeah, he's doing a song and dance. He's not answering the question. He's telling you about what he did in Massachusetts. Finally, Anderson Cooper goes, are you running for governor or president? Oh, which I thought was a little like, holy cow, get up in that dude's grill. And Romney gets kind of, you know, defensive and goes, I'm running for the president of the United States, but I'm trying to tell you that. So the question goes over to McCain. McCain says, well, you know, I feel that, yes, overall, we're doing better. as a country over the last eight years. Now, certainly things are wrong, and here's what they are, and he starts to go into all the things that are wrong, and Anderson Cooper interrupts him and says, well, it sounds like you're saying that we're worse off. Everything you're saying is worse off than we were. McCain gets defensive, and they go to Huckabee. Huckabee says, well, no, I don't think we're better off than we were eight years ago. I think that we're worse off, that we have this, this, this, and this wrong. And that's not a secret. You know, why are we trying to... You can almost see the thing of like, what's going on? Like, what are we doing? So, man, is that stuff fun to watch. Okay, we got to take a break, but when we come back, I'm going to play you Eddie and Boston Rob. Oh, no. I can't wait to hear that. You're not going to like this. Behind the scenes, recording a commercial. It's ridiculous. Behind the scenes.
yesterday with ashley i could almost put it on a cd and just keep listening to it it's so it's so interesting and voyeuristic we'll play it next mikey show continues on the rock nervous about tomorrow actually i've never been so scared in my entire life cellular memory take the bandages off tell me what you see you're really blurry as transplant recipients display character The characteristics of the donor. His eyes were these. These are your eyes now and they're working. Shouldn't matter where they came from. Something's happening to me. I'm seeing things I shouldn't see. If you could see death. I know you're scared. It's not real. Just before it happens. It's a terrible thing. The spiritual world, isn't it? Able to stop it. I'm seeing what she saw. Open the door! Creators everywhere to me. Hello, I'm Horace. I'm a magician. How uninteresting. Yes.
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they don't want to trap you. They don't want to make you into a prisoner. And that's what you basically turn into when you are with your other wireless companies. When you sign up and you walk out of the store of any other wireless company but Cricket, you're basically walking out and you wish you could be walking out with a smile on your face and you're all stoked and you just got a new phone number and maybe you got a cell phone now in your hand or whatever, but you realize, I just got sentenced to two years. to this phone company and there's nothing I can do to get out of it. Nobody's going to pardon me. But if they don't trap me, why would I want to stay? Like, I don't get it. That is the question. Why would you want to stay? Why wouldn't you go to Cricket where they don't keep you in a contract? Yeah, they don't. When I'm with the other place and I'm serving my sentence, they keep tacking on to my sentence, too, for little things that I want. And so, you know, my sentence keeps getting longer. I feel like I'm in the hole, Mike. Well, it's like this, Eddie. It's like this. So you go into that wireless company and you go and you got a big smile on your face. Yeah. And you're like, hey, I just saw this new phone and I really want to get one. Oh, that's exciting. Yeah. It's real exciting. You're like, I really want one of those new phones. And they go, all right, you're punished. Two more years. But what did I do wrong? Here's your phone. They throw it at your face. They threw it at my face? Yeah. Well, the deal is, is that they'll give you stuff, but you have to, A, pay for it.
And a lot. And they're going to put two more years onto your contract. Sentence. Sentence. I don't want that, Mike. No, I don't either. I don't. So that's why I go to Cricket and you guys do too. And they do have all the cool phones and they're awesome. Skye, what is the website for Cricket? It's mycricket.com slash San Diego. If your resolution is to lose weight in January, pass those fries and load up on the carbs. What? Welcome to Cal's. Can I take your order? Because your pal Cal has a much better diet plan. Well, how damn Cal worthy. Hey, how would you like to have a brand new 08 Dodge loaded, I mean loaded with everything you ever wanted, and get $7,000 cash back? Well, does that sound good? Just like a hot fudge sundae with a cherry on top. Trade me that old car. You'll pay it off. I'll pay it off. Watch me do a dance of the light on the showroom floor. And I'll send you home in a brand new 08 Dodge loaded and give you 7,000 cash. Cal, that's one fat cash back you're laying on the table. We gotta go back for seconds. Again, trade me that old car. I'll pay it off. I'll send you home in a brand new 08 Dodge and give you 7,000 cash. And you thought you couldn't be fat and happy in 2008? Hey, hey, hey!
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Ashley. I am frequent handwasher. The Mikey Show's on. Yay! 105.3. It's 7.02. Britney Spears was taken to the hospital early this morning after her psychiatrist felt that she was a danger to herself and others. LT not going to play in the Pro Bowl. Going to be replaced by the Ravens' Willis McGahee. Oh, wow. McGahee. McGahee. Hey, uh, I hope that people are making M-Tube stuff. Oh, I want to see this. Yeah, I... Me and Eddie are meeting with Jay after the show today to find out what's going on. Let's see some of these. He says we're getting them. So I just want to see them. But anyway, M-Tube. The way that it works is that you make a three-minute or less video promoting the Mikey show, stick it on YouTube, and then send it to us. And we'll be accepting them until the 18th of February. Or the 11th, excuse me. Then we're going to say, cut off, you can't send them anymore.
We'll take the five best ones, post them on our website, let everybody vote on their favorite one, and the winner gets a brand new HD camcorder. Wow. It's a pretty good deal, and it's a pretty nice camera, and you should get in on it. My favorite thing in the world is being able to listen to behind-the-scenes stuff. I don't know if anybody's ever heard Casey Kasem. He's ponderous. He's ponderous, man. When Casey Kasem is... Doing his deal. I think I have a second of it. This is my favorite thing. I love this. Yeah. He's a f***ing ponderous, man. Ponderous. F***ing ponderous. Now, you know Casey Kasem. He's the host of American Top 40. Yeah. And... Very saccharine. That's very sweet. But when he's recorded and he doesn't know it... We're up to our long-distance dedication. And this one is about kids and pets and a situation that we can all understand, whether we have kids or pets or neither. It's from a man in Cincinnati, Ohio, and here's what he writes. Dear Casey, this may seem to be a strange dedication request, but I'm quite sincere, and it'll mean a lot if you play it. Recently, there was a death in our family. He was a little dog named Snuggles, and he was most certainly a part of... Let's go start again. I'm coming out of the record. Play the record, okay? The record. Whatever.
love about it so much it's just the complete just apathy okay let's start again all right let's go starting turn here's the turn oh no please no no i don't want to put that on this well let's just suffice it to say he gets mad casey gets upset well you can't come out of an up-tempo record mike and go into a dog death dying it's just terrible It's ponderous. It's ponderous. You can't come out of those up-tempo numbers, man. I'm telling you. You can get L on the phone. So, it's my favorite thing. So, Ashley sends me audio yesterday of Eddie and Boston Rob recording commercials. Well, this is the deal. Like, I record commercials.
with you guys all the time and I always like just send it right to the AEs but like I'm constantly like saving them just in case and just for like this and I'll just send them to Mike and sometimes Mike will enjoy them sometimes he won't. This one I enjoyed. Oh no. Nice. It's Eddie and Boston Rob. But I only do it when no one else knows that I'm recording them. Well I've never done it before. And the reason I didn't do it was I thought, I wonder if it would make him mad. And so I just, I heard it and I said, it's too good. It's too, you know. Like, Eddie, there's been times in the past where I've sent commercials you and I have done to Mike. But Mike was like, oh, I don't know. Like, maybe we shouldn't, whatever. Oh, I know the last time that I recorded a video. It was ridiculous. So this was yesterday? Yes. After the show. Just getting ready. Jack. How's my mic? Hot mic? Is that how you get ready, Eddie? Yeah, I like to prepare. Love it. I'm working with a tool here, and you've got to get the tool ready. Let's warm it up. Let's listen one more time to Eddie warming up his instrument. How's my mic? Hot mic? Are we ready? Is this hot? Too hot? Check this out. Hey. Hey. I eat Jack in the box.
That's why I'm not losing anyway. Eddie is about to do a very serious commercial for Frogs Fitness. Oh, dang it. The truth is out. Hey, it's Eddie from The Mikey Show. And if you are like me and made a New Year's resolution to lose weight, join my gym. It's Frogs Fitness. They got five San Diego... They got five San Diego locations. Just pick it up from the top. Start the record again. I'm a pro. I'll just keep going. Coming out of the record. I'm sure there's one near you. And every new member receives two free personal training sessions. That's huge. I lost my breath there. That's because I'm not working out enough. How long I've gone, I don't... Job, Ashley. You want to start it from the beginning? You're not...
Can I go in? Okay. Until the top of the hour. Can I explain that? Wait, pause. I'll explain what he means by the top of the hour. We all do it the same. We all look at a digital clock while we're recording, and the digital clock does seconds. And so when we say the top of the hour, we don't really mean the top of the hour. We're waiting for the seconds to tick back to zero. We don't have a timer. We just look at the clock. When it gets to zero, we go until it's 30 or 60 seconds. Because we're too dumb if it says seven seconds to go, oh, we better stop at 37. No, not at all. That's too confusing. And we're too lazy to write out our own script or whatever to fill in 30 seconds. We're professionals. Exactly. We just wing it. Ruined it by laughing. She laughs the whole time. That's what you say.
I don't know. Well, I can just watch. Did you say count me in? Yeah, Rob's counting me in now. It's Eddie from the Mikey Show, and if you're like me and made a New Year's resolution to lose some LBs, then join my gym. It's Frogs Fitness. They've got five San Diego locations, so I'm sure there's one near you. And every new member receives two free personal training sessions, and that's huge. My personal trainer rocks. She rocks my world, man. And she can, she or whoever, can help you out at Frogs Fitness. Just go in, sign up, get it done, and you will be thanking me later and say, wow, dude, I lost a lot of weight. The whole special fear thing threw me off. I don't like it being 30 seconds. I can't add any personality. And from the top. Rob Kelly. It's more professional. What did you say? It's more professional. All of a sudden Rob became like his counter downer. It was the producer of the commercial. I was. My name's on the credits. Check it. It was unnecessary. Silence. Hey, it's Eddie from...
Shut up, you guys. All right, we've got to start all over again. From the top. Let's do our commercials together. Let's do a frog-failed bomb. Hey, it's Eddie from The Mikey Show, and if you're like me and made the New Year's resolution to lose some weight in 08... then join my gym. It's Frogs Fitness. They're the best gym in San Diego. They've got five San Diego locations, and every new member receives two free personal training workouts, which is gigantic. So to find a location near you, go to their website. It's frogsfit.com, or you can give them a call today, 877-FROGS-FIT, and get healthy in 08 with me. You nailed it. Yeah! That's a pro. That was a pro. I'm impressed. Save that one. Save it. Yeah, put it on the board. Put it. Not at all. You can work it with that. I can do it again. I got another taken. Now, when we come back.
That Boston Rob steps up to the microphone. And he's going to do what they call a spec spot. Oh, good. And a spec spot means they're not a client yet. They're not a company advertising. They're not a sponsor yet. They want to hear what we have to offer. And so you record a commercial. You give it to them. If they like it, they say, okay, we'll buy advertising time. And so he's doing a commercial for King Stallman Bail Bonds. Oh, man. And so we'll get to hear that right after this. This is the Mikey show. You've given everyone a great laugh and a great way to start my day. So we thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Hey, check this out. Did you know that a just completed survey of AIS clients shows an average savings of $850 per year?
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That's pretty awesome. And did they take your... Well, wait a minute. If you were moving, did they have to take your set or did you get rid of it yourself? No, I got rid of it myself. So they bring the new one in. Did they set it up for you? They set it up for me within like five minutes. And how did it feel that first night? Just like being in heaven. That's awesome, man. That is awesome, dude. That's awesome. Yeah, I tell people about Sleep Den. Did they give you a good price? Oh, yeah, dude. I went in there about getting everything for free. Mm-hmm. Personally, he knocked off 700 bucks. That's awesome. Yeah. All right, brother. Thank you, Sanjaya. All right, dude. Talk to you later, man. Sleep change your ticket to a better night's sleep.
Well, things are getting a little bit rough in some areas, but overall, a typical ride in our freeways for the most part out here. You've got the South Bay traffic moving, or seeing brake lights, actually, on both the 5 and the 805 northbound, pretty much in the usual places up to National City. 805 is not too bad. Overall, some minor delay once again as you head your way into North Park. The 5 freeway slowing a little bit into downtown. A tough way to the border, though. They've got that new situation where they're checking all of the paperwork as you're coming into the U.S. from Mexico. So you've got to have a passport, picture ID, and or a birth certificate. So that's going to add extra minutes to each one coming into the U.S. We're looking at at least two hours at San Isidro right now at that border weight. So what a mess that's becoming. West 94 on the King Freeway, not too bad. Overall, just a few breaklights in the usual place from Federal to the 805. Westbound 8 coming out of the East County. Bunching up now from Spring Street out towards Lake Murray. Typical stuff on South 15 through West Candido and Rancho Bernardo. And the coast to ride South by 5, tight out of Encinitas in the Solana Beach. I'm McLaurence on Rock 105.3. Oh, say it, don't spread it. K-I-O-Z, San Diego's Rock. Featuring Dr. Phil, dispensing his wisdom. Okay. What's so funny, Dr. Phil? What's funny, Dr. Phil? Why are you laughing? Hey, man. I need to prescribe something for you.
Prescription number 27. Okay, Al. Watch Sex and the City. Yeah. That old SJP's face looks just like a foot. It's really? Like what? Like a foot. A foot? You okay, dude? Well, kind of shaped in a, you know, just a stripe. What? You're saying your face looks like a foot? Like a foot? Is that what you're saying? Each their own. Well, that's not nice. The Mikey Show continues. Rock 105.3. Welcome back. That's Brittany Spears, who is currently residing at UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles, if you haven't heard. What's the deal, Skye? What, Brittany, the hospital? Yeah. Basically, last night, about a little bit before 1 o'clock in the morning, so I guess technically this morning,
Her psychiatrist came to her house, all her family and friends were around her, and they told her they wanted to commit her and have her held on a 5150, which means she is a danger to herself and others, and she agreed and is now at the hospital. Well, welcome back to the show. Okay, so before we left, we were listening to what we call hidden audio. It's off-air audio. Ashley recording commercials with Eddie and B-Rob and is like getting to pull the curtain back and hear what goes on when we're not on the radio. Very professional. Yes, very professional outfit around here. Oh, definitely. So here is Boston Rob yesterday recording his spot in the studio with Eddie and Ashley. All right. Mine's a 30 second too. You have a 30? Yeah.
This is just a spec spot. Am I sending this to you? ZZ? To King Stallman. Send it to the king. Get ready. Hey, it's Boston Rob, and I want to... Why was she laughing? Because I gave him a quick countdown. Yeah, it was a ridiculous countdown. Rob was, like, surprised by it. Well, he just went 3-2-1 and pointed at me. We got to the top of the hour. It scared him, and Rob took him off guard. We'll wait until the next top of the hour. You didn't even say five. Here we go. Five, four, three. Hey, it's Boston Rob. I want to tell you about San Diego's favorite Bales Bond. Uh-oh. Already? I mean, we just started. Not a good start. Let's take it from the top. Coming out. Come on over. Please. That's hard to say, Bale Bondsman. Bale Bondsman's. Unique New York. Unique New York. How now, Brown Cow? Deny the bank loan.
The arsonist has oddly shaped feet. Here we go. It's a professional. I got to warm up the job, man. Yeah, he's got to get himself in the zone. Five, four, three. Hey, it's Boston Rob. I want to tell you about San Diego's favorite bail bondsman, King Stallman. Trust me, I know what it's like to get in trouble with the law, and he's been helping people out for 57 years. Let the King help you out. You can check him out online at kingstallmanbale.com or give them a call at 800-782-4522. Look for his cards at all Rock 105.3 promotions. It's better to know him and not need him than to need him and not know him. Dang it! Now he's a 30! And I got... And I got jerk face over here doing somersaults. What happened? What is he talking about? Ashley was... Yeah, she's like jumping up and down next to me and giggling. Nothing besides... Thank you. Besides the snickerdoodle behind me. Yeah. You little curmudgeon. Five, four, three... Hey, it's Boston Rob, and I want to tell you about San Diego's favorite bail bondsman, King Stallman.
Trust me, I know what it's like to get in trouble with the law. This is going well. He's been helping people out 57 years. Let the King help you out. You can check him out online at kingstallmanbale.com or give them a call at 800-782-4522. Not bad. Look for his cards at all Rock 105.3 promotions. It's better to know him and not need him than to need him and know him. Oh, no. That's not the phrase. The last couple of words. Not know him. What did he say? He doesn't need you to know him. He needs you to know him. And not know him. I missed the word jail. That first one with the laughing idiot. Wait for the top of the aisle. I don't like working at the 15s. So you sit there and stall for 45 seconds? You got to. Oh, wow. That's how pros do it. Do you need a rubber glove? No, actually. Wait, wait. Here I come. Five, four, three.
Hey, it's Boston Rob, and I want to tell you about San Diego's favorite bail bond, King Stallman. Trust me, I know what it's like to get in trouble with the law, and he has been helping people out of jail for 57 years. Let the King help you out. You can check him out online at kingstallmanbail.com or give them a call at 800-782-4522. Look for his cards at all Rock 105.3 promotions. It's better to know him and not need him than to need him and not know him. Oh, there you go. Yes. Yes. Bingo. Zach, you do. No. You're all good. Yeah. Okay. I love that stuff. I love that stuff. Yeah. Wow. Now I know Ashley's a little tricker. Every day of my life. Eddie and B-Rob. Sitting there recording spots with Ashley. I was just thinking the P1s would love this. I'm like, I have to send this to Mike. She's a good engineer. Except when she laughs. Sometimes you can't look at her because she'll make you laugh. Oh, you should hear me and Mike do spots. I secretly record those two. Really?
Oh, it's hilarious. I don't have any. Yeah, you do. I actually have some right now. I would love to hear that. I totally do. That'd be great. If you're ever interested. Wow. You have them now? What? You don't have any loaded, do you? Nah. Yeah, those probably should get erased. I actually might have one loaded. Oh. Interesting. Well, after that. Interesting. Look at her. I'll check. What am I doing? Do you know what sponsor? I don't remember what me and you are doing. I think we've... Let's move on. 5701053. Do you like when we pull the curtain back and you get to hear stuff that you don't normally get to hear? No, that was ridiculous. I enjoy it. I need to stay private. I have to admit that I enjoy it. Oh, yeah. Let's see. So, apparently, Dr. Phil went on the David Letterman show. Oh, no. Hey, guy. Enough. Cut 21. A bunch of my friends in Dallas...
Sent Jessica Simpson an Eli Manning jersey. They're trying everything. I'm serious. They did. They got it. Sent it over there. I don't understand. They sent her an Eli Manning jersey. What does that mean? Because Eli beat Tony Romo. Is that why? I guess. I don't know that that would make any sense to me if I was her. Did you guys know that Ryan Seacrest used to be a football player? Wasn't that what he's known for? Yeah, I think he's most known for football. Cut 30. I grew every year of my junior high school career and every year of my senior high school career. Even more shocking. Wow. Who knew? That is a shock. Must have been intimidating on the field. That's right. But he's so small. I heard he was a lot like Ronnie Lott, like one of the hardest hitters. Really? And he cut his fingers off. He cut his weight off. You cut them off? I don't know how much of this I'm going to listen to. Is that for you?
Oh, she has it? Oh, I'd like to hear it. Oh, well, yeah. Light yellow. Let's pull the curtain back. Me and Mike cutting the spot and Mike doesn't know I'm recording. I really don't know that you did this? No. Yeah. Hey, it's Mikey. Oh. Hey, it's Mikey for... Happy. I'm trying. Listen, sometimes... That was awesome. It's my favorite. It's just the brain works faster than the... You get a hot mic and things happen. Yeah, you know what I mean? Me and Mike special time together. It's human. I'm going to start and you're laughing. I'm not laughing. When I started, you laughed. I hate when she does it. I hate when she does it. Don't talk. Don't say anything. I'm ready. Hey, it's Mikey for Sleep Train and I wanted to let you know that right now the No Sales Tax event is on. I forgot where I started. What does that mean? Top of the hour.
I don't even know what that means. I forgot. Is that what I meant? I don't know where I started, so I don't know how long to go. Yeah, because you do what I told Eddie to do, which is you watch the clock. It's top of the hour. Got it. Oh, my God. Watch the timer for me. Is there a way for you to reset the timer? Yeah, you can just go whenever you're ready. She's so irritated. She's not supportive. She's not supportive with any of us. He's being extremely difficult. She just wants us in and out of there. We're the talent. We're the talent. I've got other things. We should be treated. Engineer this and get out. We should be treated with kit gloves. And respect. Damn respect. Respect around here. All right. Hey, it's my... Uh-oh. Be quiet. Be quiet, please. Just let me record this, please. Count it out in your head. Don't talk. Go. I'm ready. I don't want people to hear me talking to her like that. Don't talk. It needs to be out there. It just needs to be heard. It needs to be finally so told. You don't have to be ready. I'm ready like I'm sitting back and I'm not going to interrupt you. Okay. Hey. Go. Shut up. I don't mean to tell her. It's just she won't stop it. Eddie. You do. I do not.
Just take a deep breath. Is it a 30 or a 60? I know you're really... Don't mock me. I know you're really nervous to do this, especially because you're just like... You're just going for it, and you don't... No! You walked out? You walked out? I'm a little irritated. Good for you. She won't stop it. Good for you. And she's so mean. Over here. This one's the 30. And then we have the 60. And then we have the 60. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. It's turned to mocking. Totally attacked. We'll jog before the marathon. We'll jog before the marathon. She's such a jerk. She's so demeaning to me. 30 seconds before the 60 seconds. Like a warm up. So demeaning. Okay, I'm ready. Go. I beg you to shut up. I beg you to shut up. I was kidding. I was joking around. Of course he wasn't. Put that on the board.
Don't say anything. What part of don't talk does she not understand? What if I beg you not to talk? You know what I'm doing. You started talking because you knew I was going to start. It's like freaking Abbott and Costello. Please be quiet. I beg you to be quiet. Hey, it's Mikey for sleep. Now it's in my head. Oh, wow. Can you believe? Can you believe? That is shocking. I shouldn't have listened to this. How long have you been doing this? Shut up. 25 years. You're pathetic. Oh, man. It's broken down now. I love it. Shut up. What kind of scale is there? Special finance. Get your money. Oh, no. You walked out again? Oh, no. All right. There there is. You guys know.
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Sean. I'm really into 70s B actors. Little Miss Boston Rob. I'm not a chick. Wow. Yes, you are. And Ashley. It's really hard for me to watch difficult movies. The Mikey Show's on 5-3. Back to the show. It's the Mikey Show at 736. The governor is expected to formally endorse John McCain for president today. A little worried about this. Brett Favre says he has not decided if he's going to play in 08. That is not good. That is not good. I thought he had made a decision definitively. Now he's like maybe... Hey, listen. I don't want to even get into this. Uh-oh. I wonder what the deal is. Oh, wow. Well, yes, Eddie gets very upset because he's a big fan of... Love that guy. He's a fan of Brett Favre. Very rugged. I know what will turn that frown upside down. We do something here on the show called Tough Love with Eddie. The idea is that we will...
Read letters from listeners and allow them to ask Eddie questions. Now, why Eddie? The reason is because he shoots from the hip. He doesn't, he's not gonna, he's not gonna, you know, butter you up and say things that aren't true. It's called sugarcoating, Mike. I don't do it. He won't do it. He won't go there. No. He refuses to sugarcoat. Well, it's not right. He'll shoot from the hip. He'll tell you the truth. Our first letter reads, Dear Eddie. I'm 27 and just moved back to San Diego from Simi Valley. I played indoor soccer out there and broke my leg and so now I'm crashing on my fiance's couch. I was wondering if you have ever been through anything like this because I get all grouchy and irritated. I'll be going back to work soon, but I'm pretty immobile and I feel kind of useless. Do you have any advice? Signed P1 Anonymous. Eddie? Dear Tom Brady. What? Nice try, bro. Indoor soccer thing almost got me. You gay cowboy you. You can say you're P1 anonymous all you want, but when your email address is tombrady at the newenglandpatriots.com, kind of a giveaway. You fruitcake. Leave him alone.
Let's address the fact that you are, quote, crashing on your fiance's couch. Listen, dude, just because that crazy Latin reporter asked you to marry her on media day doesn't mean you have to. Let me please, baby. No, no. All right, she's kidding, dude. I mean, she was wearing a wedding dress. I mean, how could you not guess she was kidding? All right. Now she's your fiance on your couch. I mean, you're on her couch. I mean, that's ridiculous. You know her Telemundo salary can't do that forever, right? You get me? You fruitcake. Freaking Quavelva guy. My advice to you is keep wearing that protective boot and not that cowboy boot you wear in that Old Spice ad. Or whatever toilet water cologne you're selling out there out of your briefcase this week. What?
Get out on the field and quit your crying, you Nancy. Thank you. And wear a condom. You're a grown man. You're not Dana Plato in an after school special. Oh, no. Unreal. No wonder Rob jinxed you this week. What? Rob jinxed him this week? Yeah, do you hear that song? What? Oh, that's right. I forgot Rob jinxed him. I didn't do no such thing. Yeah, he did. Tommy. Well, you didn't. You didn't give any advice. I did. You gave it to Tom. That was really good advice. Marry me, Brady. Marry me, please, Brady. Our next letter reads, My buddy introduced me to a chick he works with. We really hit it off, and after a month of dating, she moved in with me. This week,
My buddy called and told me she was caught making out with another co-worker in the supply closet. When I confronted her, she cried, said she was really sorry, and begged me to forgive her. Eddie, I really like her, but common sense is telling me to kick her out. What should I do, Oracle? Signed P1 Pinto from Chula Vista. Dear ho means ho. No, wow. Wow and wow. Okay, let me get this straight. She was caught making out with some random dude in a supply closet? And what, was the bathroom occupied? Why not just take off your clothes and do it in the break room? So the question is, should you take her back? Well, if you don't mind getting HIV.
And having your junk eventually turn into a bloody lump of coal and fall off. Okay, that's a little more descriptive. By means, go for it. But if you have an ounce of self-respect, you'll use my patent-pending technique to fix this situation. What is that, Eddie? Well, Mike, I'm glad you asked. It's a simple two-step process to get your relationship back on track. Step one is gather up all her stuff in one big pile and pour lighter fluid on it. Okay. Tough love. Step two, find a match. There you go. That should do the trick. I don't think that's legal. Patent pending. I like it. Patent pending. Not soft love, Betty. Well, I don't think that's... That's not even legal, Mike. Sometimes... Sometimes the most illegal of things are the most evil. Wait, I have not heard that. You couldn't be more right. That's right. I've never heard that. See, you get it. Our next letter reads. Thanks for being a part of the healing and not part of the problem like a certain news girl that will remain hamless. I mean, I'm hamless. I like this letter already. The reason I'm writing you today is not really for advice, but more for your wise insight.
Have you ever been surprised by a fart you made? Eddie, have you ever been surprised by a fart you made? I gotta tell you, I let one today that sounded like it was dropped from a plane onto Hiroshima. Just checking. It's a surprise, all right. Thanks again for your wisdom, Oracle. No problem. Late. That's it? Signed, P1 Big Ben from Point Loma. So, what advice do you get? Okay. Eddie? Well, he's looking for more insight, which is fine. Dear the fart of the matter, this is actually a great question.
You're right, it's technically not advice, but I'm sure this has been on the minds of many people for years. No, it hasn't. Yes, I have been surprised by my own gas before. Now let's deal first with aroma. There are those gassers that you let out that smell like you've eaten a cadaver. And I mean, when you really delve into the stink, it's like... When did I eat eggplant and venison? I don't remember eating that. Thank you for moving on. Now to the sound. I think my biggest surprise is when it comes out and it's really super funny. I'll let a squeaker go and I'll think, man, my body has never made any kind of sound like that out before. That is hysterical. And then I'll sit there and try and replicate it. And it's impossible. It's impossible. But an even funnier sound will emerge. I mean, just brilliant. That's right, Mike. Are we really wasting air time on this right now? Now, I won't get into the whole being surprised by accidents. I think you guys know what I mean. Whoops! No, we get it.
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i don't i don't yeah deal with it no i don't want to deal with it that means 15 days until valentine's day and uh i know that you have to send women flowers it's just a it's a given it's in i think it's a law i think it should be if it's not yeah it may it may should be or something yes cut can i do this again yeah can i take it from the top take it from the top from the top all right proflowers.com record uh here's the deal Pro Flowers is hooking up P1s. What you do is go to proflowers.com, and you're going to click on a little radio microphone that's located in the upper right-hand corner. It'll ask for a password. That password is my name, Eddie. And it'll give you the special deal for just P1s. It is called the Sweet Expression Roses. What is that? I have no idea. I wouldn't know that normally, but what it says in front of me is that it is 24 pink, red, and white roses. Love that. 24. That's two dozen. That's awesome. Sky, I know you don't know math very well. I do. Two dozen. Yeah. Two dozen roses. 12 and 12 is 24. Yeah. Damn good. That's gigantic. Uh-huh. And your wife, your girlfriend, your mom even, they'll love this. So you got to do it. Again, proflowers.com, radio microphone, click on it, type in the password.
Eddie, and you will be all hooked up. Or you can even give him a call. 1-800-PRO-FLOWERS. That's 1-800-P-R-O-FLOWERS. And just don't forget to use the code word Eddie. I think that was a good one. Save that one. The Mikey Show continues. Featuring Mikey. I'm really interested in whether Eddie. You know me, dude. I'm entrenched in the fourth of the sky. I know I'm a loud talker. Sean. I cannot stand to watch people cry. Boss and Rob. I have a whole... DVD collection of Red Sox, though. And Ashley. I do my part to help global warming. On Rock 105.3. It's a Mikey show at 7.56. Entertainment Tonight and the Insider said that now they will not air a tape that they just bought which allegedly shows Heath Ledger snorting cocaine. Wow. The St. Louis Rams hire Al Saunders as their new offensive coordinator. Oh, my. So before we went to break, I told you. There's a pizza company that is now going to let you track your pizza. That's great.
Domino's. Really? Yeah, now what they're going to do is they're going to let you watch your pizza basically from the time it goes into the oven to the time they take it out, and then like what, Skye? Some sort of like tracking thing while it's coming to your house? Yeah, I don't know. They say that, so if you go on their website, domino's.com, and right now they have it set up for the majority of their stores, but they say by summertime all their stores will be offering the pizza tracker. So you click on pizza tracker, and it tells you the time your pizza went in the oven. and then it updates the time of when they put it in the box, and then it updates it to when it actually leaves the store. So I don't know if they track it after it leaves the store or not. That would be awesome. It doesn't say that there, but they may or may not. And then also as part of the pizza tracker program on their website, they ask you to rate the people who took your order, to rate the person who delivered the pizza to your door. So I think it's pretty cool. What is this, the Jetsons? No kidding. I ordered numbers every day. I love it. You order what? I order Domino's once a week. I'm like a huge... Oh, man. Every week online, it's the same process. It's the same guy that comes and delivers it. He's like my friend now. What do you get? I get the same... Uh-oh, here we go. I get the tuna pizza with it. Yeah. I get the same thing. The tuna cake. I pretty much get the same thing. I always check out their deals, but if they don't have any cool deals, then I always get the same thing, which is pepper, like a medium...
deep dish pepperoni and sausage pizza with a side of cheesy bread and a side of cinna sticks. Holy cow, you ate that all by yourself? Well, over the remainder of the week, like... It keeps pretty good, you know. Once a week you do that? You had a smile on her face. I'm going to eat it all in one night. Alright. Isn't it throwing up here, dude? Oh, Rob! What? That was a sound effect. anorexic. Leave her alone. She's looking great. Thank you. Not eating. No, we do not advise that here on the Mikey Show. Sounds like the 24th thing. It does. Yeah. Hey, there's the 24th thing. What's up? What up? Chloe from 24. She's pregnant. Oh, hey. Mary Lynn Ricegub is...
She didn't call us? I know. I know. What's going on with that? Why wouldn't she call in and tell us she's pregnant? I know. She didn't interview with People Magazine before us. That's ridiculous. God ever, man. Stupid. She has a boyfriend? Yeah, her and her boyfriend. She is 36 years old. Her boyfriend's 27. He's a personal trainer. Oh, hello. Yeah. So they're expecting their first baby at the end of the summer. And she said with the writer's strike going on, she had to keep herself busy somehow. So she says she's thrilled and couldn't be more excited. Well, congratulations, Mary Lynn. Yeah. Ethan Hawke's girlfriend is pregnant. Is anyone, you know, keeping track of the celebrity pregnancy deal? Seriously. So I got Mary Lynn, Ethan Hawke, Gwen Stefani. Halle Berry. J-Lo. Angelina Jolie. Jessica Alba. Countless people we don't know about with Tom Brady. Marry me, please, Brady. Oh, Mary. Mary. Yeah. in the celebrity community. No condoms, apparently. No sex allowed. Who is Ethan Hawke's girlfriend? She's famous? I don't know. It gives her name. Ryan Swashu Shusha. Oh, yeah. I know Ryan Swashu Shusha. Felipe. That's right. I think it's a woman. I think it's a woman. Did you guys hear about the mayor of Detroit and the text messages? Uh-oh. Come.
So the mayor of Detroit had like something around 14,000 text messages to this chick that used to work with him. Oh my gosh. And they started investigating it. And they both went under oath and said, we're not doing anything. Well, then they found the proof. And it got me to wondering, why would they be asking them under oath? What's the deal? It sounds almost like a witch hunt. Well, basically, I guess there was this trial going on where two police officers were suing the mayor and the city, saying that the mayor and the city retaliated against them for their roles in an internal investigation into the mayor and some misconduct. So I guess all of this was being brought up in this trial as kind of evidence of their character and what they're about. So that's how this all came out and was made public. Aye, aye, aye. Yeah. Is he married? Yes, he is. They're both married. With children. They're both married with children. Yeah. So, you know, his wife said yesterday that she's hurt and angry, but she loves her husband. And the mayor of Detroit goes on to say that, you know, this has forced him to have a conversation with his 12-year-old twins about very grown-up things that he didn't want to have. What a good daddy. And it goes on to say his marriage isn't perfect, but now he's put his wife in a situation
where they have to deal with private issues and a public forum. You think? Oh, we feel so bad for you. He's not going to live that long. He says, I'm not resigning. No. He will not give it up. No. The governator is going to endorse, I guess, the machines is what he said. That's right. That's good. Hasta la vista, baby. They're going to win anyway. Eventually they'll all take over. Eventually they'll all win. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry for that last yeah, but my hemorrhoids. Yeah. Oh, I'm dreaming now. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What? That was something different. Yeah, that was totally not even elated. No, that was not true. What are you doing? I got cut in the zipper. But anyway. Franks and beans. Strangely erotic. Woohoo. So he says McCain is his guy. Governator is going to endorse McCain. Yeah. The guy from Die Hard. Yeah. I called him. I said, hey, McCain. Yeah. What are you going to do now? Yippee-ki-yay. Yippee-ki-yay again. That's John McClane. John McClane. Do I support him? No. These are two different people. He's a little bit of a heavy drinker, but it'll be all right. Yeah. Get some shoes, though. Yeah.
Okay. He says he's going to support him because it was either between him or Giuliani, and then Giuliani made his mind up. He dropped out, and he said, all right, well, I thought I would have a choice. I'll be back. I liked the both of them, but one of them dropped out. He says, yeah, I'll give the endorsement to McCain. I wonder how much it actually means. Well, they say it means a lot for California. It does. Yeah, because I like Schwarzenegger. Because he's really proved himself. You know, here are a lot of people. A lot of people feel that way, at least. Not everybody. I want to be the people's governor. They respect what he has to say, but he'll officially make that announcement later today. It is so much fun being governor of California. These are the things that I have better than John McCain. Cheeks, abs, buns. Quads. Quads. Pecs. Pecs. Definitely pecs. Calves. Pelts. Tries. Pelts. My dulces. Your what? My jibs. My Bruno Mollies. My cuds. These are all my muscles. Jugs. I don't think you're supposed to have those.
It's like a cow, you know. Teats. You get additional muscles. Yeah. Mine are better than John McCain's. Yeah. I had the muscles of a cow grafted onto my skeleton. You did. That's why they're so rock hard. I cut off a flank steak the other day. Cooked it up on the grill. I taped it to my... My buttocks. That's pretty weird, dude. So Giuliani's out. He announced it yesterday. He's done. And he endorses McCain. Wow. John Edwards is out. And he endorses nobody. But he's all ears. If anybody wants to make it out. So in other words, make me an offer and I'll endorse you. Yeah, what will you make me? I mean, I'm listening. Y'all. Y'alls. You got something for me. Cut 19. I began my presidential campaign here to remind the country that we, as citizens and as a government, have a moral respect to each other. And what we do together matters. We must do better if we want to live up to the great promise of this country that we all love so much. It is appropriate that I come here today. It's time for me to step aside so that history can...
history can blaze its path. We do not know who will take the final steps to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, but what we do know is that our Democratic Party will make history. Listen, he won the race in Handsome. I'll tell you that right now. He sure did. He's better looking than Hillary. He's prettier than Hillary. He's way better looking than Obama. I just hate how every time he makes a speech, he has to have that piece of hay coming out of his mouth. Overalls with no shirt on. He can't do the overall thing. No shoes. Long toenails. Weird straw hat. It's just not going to work, man. The American public, they won't go for it. Screams dumb. Minnie Pearls is running me. She's dead. Chicken feathers stuck to his wrist. So, I don't know. We'll see if anybody decides that they... Eddie was saying yesterday, and I think I kind of agree. I think that Obama and Clinton think that he's a jinx. They don't want to have him run as their running mate because they already tried that in America. It didn't work. Why would you want a failure? Yeah, it didn't work. When Kerry...
You're being so mean. I'm not being mean. You are being mean. He failed at being vice president last year. Leave him alone. He's a good man. He failed at running for president this year. Why would you want a guy that's a two-time loser? He loves our country. He loves our country. He's a loser. He's a winner in my heart. That's right. He's a handsome man, too. He's good looking. That's all that matters, Mike. Sorry, Sky. Did you guys hear about the guy in Chula Vista? Now he's in trouble because he was trying to force teenagers into prostitution. Oh! What a creep. A little creep, right? A little creep. Chula Vista. Yeah, he was just found guilty this week of trying to force four separate teenage girls to become prostitutes. The girls were about 14 to 15 years old. I guess a couple of them escaped when he took them to National City to solicit some men. So he has a whole range of charges against him, and he's facing multiple life terms. They say when they searched his home in Chula Vista, they found training books and videotapes on how to become a pimp. I didn't even know those things existed. I want to see him. I want to see what he looks like. I don't know. They don't have a picture here. No picture? No. But, yeah, so he's facing multiple life terms. All right. This is what we're going to do. We're going to take a very quick timeout. We got news on Brittany. The story's developing every second. If you didn't hear, Brittany back in the psych ward on a 5150 in an ambulance last night.
They shut down airspace. I'm not kidding. They shut down airspace over her home. But coming up next, Sky had a little something-something happen. I didn't get to hear the story firsthand, and so I want to hear this. Oh, yeah, because it was something private. I told Eddie, and then he... Coming up next. Mikey? Hello? Never called in before, but I love your show, and you guys rock. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. Two and a half men presents the manly rules. Number three, always hope for the best. There is a half-naked woman in our kitchen. Which half? Number eight, you are what you eat. Hey, Jake, have you ever eaten snails? Yeah, sure. I mean, in a restaurant. Uh, no. Number 16, stick to your principles. Charlie, you can't go through life partying and humping anything that doesn't shake you off. Yes, I can. The manly rules apply on two and a half men, six nights a week. Tonight it's six and seven on San Diego CW.
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They've been cleared, but not before they did the damage here. The 805 northbound starts backing up at the South Bay Freeway, and that is a slow-go ride all the way over Mission Valley. Another accident, you know, the 8 Freeway caused that mess. That, in turn, really impacted the westbound 8s trying to get on the 805. That's slow and going out from La Mesa Boulevard over the Grospot Summit through La Mesa. Brake lights stay with you all the way to that 805 Freeway as you try to make that northbound transition. South 15 is looking a little bit better out of Escondido, but still kind of rough out of Rancho Bernardo for a slow ride through Poway down to Mercy Road. The coaster ride on South Point 5 staying tough as well in single digits out of La Costa, crawling down towards the racetrack in Del Mar. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Do you think Zath is listening right now, you guys? What do you guys think? Probably. Ash. Will you call him just to make sure and see if he is? I missed what you just said. If Zeth is listening. Seth, if you're listening, I'm going to use a multi-million dollar radio station to communicate with Zeth. He's driving around. Zeth, remember that... I was going to call him, but this is just so much easier. It really is. Zeth, remember that folder that you got from me last week that had the thing that you slide out and then you put the papers in the folder and slide the thing back in?
And I was kind of irritated that we didn't have a normal folder. Well, it turned out I loved that thing. Oh, no. So do we have more of those either here? And if you know, if we do, like I need a crate of them. At least a crate. Well, I need like three or four. But if we don't, Zeth, will you get me one? You know, bring everybody's stuff back, but then I need you to get me one. I love those folders. Speaking of Amco. Wait. Wait. The thing is, is that they do transmissions and oil changes and brakes and tune-ups and cooling systems. And so if you had to make a list of all those things and put them in a folder, it would take a while, you know? Because there's so many things that you'd need like five folders. There it is. You need a crate of them. You know, like a crate of them. Do you know what I mean, Skye?
On the binding part, there's a little tool that you grab with your thumb and index finger and you slide it out and it allows you to put the papers in and then slide it back in and they stick in there. Oh, that sounds real neat, Mike. And the front of it is transparent. You can see whatever it is your project is. Didn't you do those? Didn't you use those for your book reports? No. No, I never use those. The kind that you slide the thing out, the little metal piece out. I've never seen one of those in my life. Eddie, you seen that ever? No. We had peachy folders. Oh, that was where it was at. That's what I originally wanted, you guys. You've got to try these things, though. Right. Yeah, they're good. I don't know who gets them, but I steal them from ClearChamp. I mean, I don't see them. You're using them for her purposes. Yeah, I give them back. I give them back, you know, after I use them. If it's an office supply, I can order you as many as you'd like. If we don't have any, I'm going to have Zeth have you order them no matter what. Yeah, just tell them and I'll order them up. But here's the deal with Amco, like I was saying. Yeah, Amco. Yeah, Amco. Is that they want to honor almost all extended warranties, so don't fuss with it. Don't take it somewhere else, because if you do, I'm telling you, if there's something wrong with your transmission, your engine lights on, you take it somewhere else, they're going to go, yeah, you know what we need to do? We need to replace that transmission. It's going to cost you thousands of dollars. Jerks. You don't want to do that. And by now, if there are people that have been listening to me talking about Amco that have gone to Amco and have tried it,
And you go, dude, I'm really glad that you turned me on to it. By all means, call me. And I want to tape record you and play you back all the time, letting people know how great your experience was at Amco. Amco is double A. Beep, beep. M-C-O. Wireless Studios. As a part of my personality, I'm both focused and all over the place. K-I-O-Z. San Diego's rock. Mycricket.com slash San Diego. In case you missed it. This is a Mikey Moment. From the Today Show, Dr. Phil. No, I've never reached out to the Spears ever. They're good people. They're in a difficult situation, but these are good people. I have no ill will against them. So dumb. Hey, I just want to say, I'm not going to sue them. Well, Bill. I'm not going to sue them. I haven't written any hate letters to them. No, you're the one who was wrong. That's the point. Right now, I really can't stand them. They didn't do anything.
The way they hung me out to dry after, and I helped them so much. How did you help them? You actually didn't do anything. The Mikey Show continues. I didn't know what Sean Kingston looked like until I opened up Entertainment Weekly the other day and finally got to see what Sean Kingston looks like. He's kind of chubby, right? Yeah, he's kind of a chubby guy. And, you know, he looks like... Oh, there's a guy on Saturday Night Live he reminded me of. Horatio Sanz. Yeah. Yes. And you know he's like 17. Is he really? He's like 17. I think he just turned young. Super talented. He's super talented. He's real good. So, welcome back to the show. It is 821. Some of the candidates are coming to town. Romney will visit today and Hillary will be here tomorrow. An MRI shows that...
LaDainian Tomlinson further damaged his knee in that Patriot playoff game. You can read our blogs at MikeyShow.com. Just type in the keyword blogs. I did something very personal on the blog. I put some of my writing from my writing class on there. It's only 200 words. Did you really? Yeah. Love it. Hey, Sky, where's Romney going to be? Did I say? Yeah. Can anybody go or is it $4,000 to walk in and take a picture? Yeah, it's a... press conference so like the thing with Hillary tomorrow is definitely open to the public and they specifically say that but the Romney thing they don't they don't comment on that they say about it's not easy it's not easy whatever yeah
That he will be at the San Diego County Administration Building starting around 4.30 this afternoon. And then just before 6 o'clock, we'll hold a press conference at that same location. And so I guess anybody can go and look at that, right? That perfect hair. It's perfect. I mean, not one is out of place. It's just gorgeous. It's really hard. Yeah, like a little helmet. Do you think he does it or does someone do it? I think he does it first, and then he gets it touched up when he gets ready. Take care of your head by wearing your helmet. Can you use a comb on that, or is that a brush? No way. That's a brush. Well, I think you brush it out, then you put the gel in, and then you comb it in place. But it's like a steel brush. Yeah. Now, throughout the day, do you have to do stuff to it? You can't touch it, right? No, I don't think you have to do anything. I mean, he puts that... that heavy gel heavy hold right that i mean you don't it's not moving once you put the top coat on you got to leave it alone yeah i heard he wants to make it legislation that you get in a lot of trouble if you touch it throughout the day at any time if anybody touches it it's so perfect
And Hillary's got the same haircut, which is weird. She's got the same exact, they have the same hairstyle. This is very personal. He's got it from Omni, for goodness sake. How could it be that personal? Where is she going to be? So she's coming to town. Donovan State Prison. No. She is coming to town tomorrow and she's holding a town hall style meeting at Cox Arena on the campus of San Diego State. So the doors will open. SDSU, what up? She's going to be at Cox Arena? Yeah. The doors will open at 1230. And her speech will begin at 1.30. Admission is free. Very, very bad words. She'll be taking questions from the audience. Oh, really? Rob, get ready. Let's go. And of course, there's lots of rules of what you cannot bring.
It's not easy. Guns, knives. It's not easy. Bazookas. Signs, backpacks, umbrellas. Monica Lewinsky. Yes, you cannot bring her. You can't bring her. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. Rob was going to take his Monica Lewinsky and then they'd stop him right at the door and say, she's not welcome here. No sex allowed. Why don't we send Rob down to ask questions? Yeah, dude. Oh, that'd be funny. Yeah, it does say here that professional recording devices will not be allowed. But I don't know what that means. Well, what about an amateur recording device? That's what we have. Yeah, exactly. We might be good. We don't have anything professional. No way. Why don't we dress him up like Katie Couric? It's awkward. And we'll try to get in there as, you know, Katie, Katie Couric. In a wedding dress. You're not going to let Katie Couric in? That's rude. Dressing up like Wolf Blitzer, like we'll make your hair look gray, you know? Fake beard. I love it. I would want to see that. We told the story, you know, her people go and they say, what do you want to ask?
You go, well, I want to ask her about the environment. That's great. Why don't you ask her this instead? Yeah, but I believe most candidates do. This guy believes that. I don't know where you get that. but you say they do it, so I'm going to believe you. I'm going to take your word for it. Why would you take her word? She doesn't know anything. I don't know. Well, I can't make the assumption that she's the only one who does things like that. I never said that she was the only one. I just reported on what I know that she did, and you said, well, they all do. I don't know that they do, but I'm going to choose to take your word for it. But she doesn't know. No, I didn't say I know. I think. I'll buy it. I mean, that would be my guess. She's always wrong. I don't think they're going to let a random schmo ask a question. It is true. I think the thing is... It is not true. Well, what if some of those people, they're like, hey, I can handle it. What do you got? Throw it at me. Give me what you got. You know, like the Kanye song says. There's too much on the line for that, Mike. All right. Sky had an incident yesterday. Now, I don't know the full...
extent of the story. In fact, I made... Let's please not. I made Eddie stop telling me because this happened after I left and it was back in the office. Holy moly. And Skye told a story and Eddie thought it might be good to share on the radio. It's a good one, Mike. Skye's our friend. She... Listen. I've known Skye for many, many years. And she is a very famous person. Shut up. She's blown up. That is not true. My name's Sky. What's happening? Lots of people know the Mikey Show. That is true. And me. Specifically. Mike told a story this morning about him being recognized and Boston Raw being recognized. Which is very unusual. Wait a minute. I am constantly recognized. I gotta tell you, I don't, I, I, uh, you guys know me. I'm very, I'm very, uh, what's the word? Fat. No, no, no, no, no. I don't think that's what I was looking for. No, no, no. That's not the word I was looking for, though. No, I'm sort of self-conscious, you know? So when I go into a place, I'm very soft-spoken. I refer to myself as Mike. And I'm trying to avoid... What? Sky soft-spoken?
Are you crazy? I can hear her in Escondido. I'm in Mission Valley. Skye, don't you get shy around people you don't know? Are you soft spoken? I am a loud talker, but I'm shy. But I do, you know, loud talk. Her husband says inside voice, please. Her husband tells her inside voice. She doesn't like when she's told that. Oh, I know. So what happened, Skye? So this all went down. Oh, God. Stupid Eddie. Thank you. Whoa! So, this one went down on Monday when, you know, you weren't feeling all that well. So, you know, the show took a day off and we ran a best of. So, one of my jobs on the show is to keep, like, a grid of everything we do for, you know, the whole year just in case we ever need to reference back to something. Sure. And Ashley is in charge of putting together the best of shows. So yesterday I asked Ashley if she could please send me the best of information for Monday so I can update the grid. And that is when everything clicked in my head about what transpired Monday morning when I went out for breakfast. Okay. So Monday morning, day off. Let's sleep in. Let's go get a little breakfast.
So we're having breakfast at this little hole-in-the-wall place in Escondido that we like to go to. And we're kind of regulars there. So they don't know us, but they always recognize us. Right, right. In a small talk, and we recognize... Wink, wink. What do you mean? What is wink, wink? Now you mean they recognize you as regulars. As regulars. Oh, you guys are the people who come in every Saturday. No, no. She's not... It's not that they... Wait a minute. It's not that they recognize you as Skye and the Boo. Oh, no. cost them right we'll say that they don't they just they like know our order because we go there every Saturday even though when I walk in I go I'm here who wants the news ah Did someone say they wanted poll results? Any DVD releases, anyone? I get that, Skye. Yeah, we go there like every weekend. Anyway, boo, new to video today. Like when they come up to the table, they're like, you want your radio? I have a list here. Like I don't even need to order, you know. But they don't listen to the show. Not that I was aware of them. All these guys are idiots. Exactly, basically. So we're there on Monday. We're idiots. And we're regulars to the point where the waitress goes,
Hey, do you know it's Monday? Because we always go in every Saturday. And we're like, yeah. And I was like, oh, you know, I got the day off today. Okay, cool. You know, you want your regular order? Yeah, yeah. I'll take the ham. I don't get ham. The regular order. The regular order is just a chunk of a ham. I enjoy their biscuits and grapes. We have to have honey. I enjoy their biscuits. We have to have honey baked. I know. They don't carry it sometimes. We have to have honey baked. I said. I know. What do you have to have, though, when you go there? We have. to have Honey Baked. That was a clip. I don't know that they served that. But what if they're out of Honey Baked at the time? They don't even serve Honey Baked. I like ham. Stop it. So they said that you guys know it's not so you say I'm off today and they say okay. Right. So everything's normal whatever. Well the table right next to ours and we're sitting also right next to the register the table right next to us is closest to the money. That's the way it always works.
I mean, do you want to hear this friggin' story or not? Mike! Mike! Mike! I'm telling him over here. I'm going to stop sharing my stories with you. I'm not saying that. Lock and key. Lock and key. Lock and key. Lock and key. So anyway. So the table right next to us is a couple, and it's, you know, obvious from the interaction, because it's a real small place, that they're, like, related to the waitress, who's, you know, always there. I don't know if she's, like, part owner or whatever, but she's, like, always there. So, you know, they're chatting. You know, you can tell that they know each other or whatever. that couple is getting ready to leave the guy in the couple um is standing at the register and is talking to the waitress and he is a loud talker as well and he is talking about sky and oh and sky and talking about sky and this christmas tree and how sky thinks there should be menorahs if there are christmas trees and blah blah blah so in my like he said my name i swear like five times and he was talking loud
And his girl was looking over at our table. And I'm thinking, oh, they're going to bring up the Christmas tree and menorah thing today. Really? Okay. Because that happened like a year ago. We had that discussion. Give me a break. You know? Right. So you didn't know that it had just played on the air. Well, no. I didn't realize that until yesterday when you sent me the best of grit. And that's how this came out to Eddie. This is how Eddie got in the loop of this story. Because. So, anyways, so basically, I'm waiting any second for this dude to make eye contact with me and me be like, hi. Yeah, I hear you. You're talking about me. I get it. I get it. Autographs to the left, buddy. Single file restaurant. Don't fight. One photograph. Shut up. Before we even begin. Hi. Do you want to hear more? Because it gets worse. Hopefully you've brought your own Sharpie if you haven't. Can I finish my meal, please? It was bad. I'm trying to have a meal here. I feel like such an idiot. Just a meal. You confront him? Well, I feel like such an idiot. Because, you know, most times, like, my husband is always the one who's telling me, oh, they're trying to say this to get your attention. And most times I'm like, no, they're just talking about the show, babe, whatever. You know, people enjoy the show. They like to talk about it. But this time I was dead certain that this guy was trying to get my attention to, like, start a conversation. Oh, God.
So I'm waiting for him to make eye contact, but him and his gal walk out. And immediately after they walk out, the waitress comes over to our table to check on us to make sure everything's okay. And I turned to her and I said, you know, they just could have said hello. And she looks at me with this blank stare like, what are you talking about, crazy lady? And I'm like, my name's Skye. What's happening? I know you do. I did. I did. And I was so mortified. And I was like, well, he was just talking about me and he just said my name like three or four times, like really loud. And she's like, I just signed a mugshot for when they come back. Who are you? And she's like, no. You're the ham girl who orders ham every Saturday. That's all we know. That's what we call you here. That's what we say back in the kitchen. The ham lady's here. She goes, no, I swear, I don't think he knew. She's like, that's my son-in-law, and he just talks about stuff, and he loves that show. She's like, no, actually, he's deaf. And he can still hear you.
Right. Because a deaf guy is a P1. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. And so she goes, so she finally like puts it together and she goes, wait, you're Skye? And I'm like, yeah. And she goes, hold on. So she runs out to the parking lot. No, she does not. It's a guy. And he's already driving away and he's like waving to me. You're the real Skye? Fine, I'll sign it. How did she know? I'm Skye. How did she know that you were Skye? Because I said... Well, he was just talking about me, and he just said my name like three or four times. Oh, really? Oh, really? Am I, Skye? He was talking to her when he was talking about me. Duh. Like you don't know. Yes, to her. It's all about me, for crying out loud. Do we need to go through this charade? Let me take off my Jackie O sunglasses and scarf. Here I am. And so my husband was so embarrassed. Let me call the wig off. Ah!
You got me. I felt so bad. I'll give you a treat. I'll take off this men's overcoat. And my husband was so embarrassed. And so this time he was actually saying, no, babe, you know, I actually think this one was a coincidence. And they weren't trying to get your dad. And I'm like, whatever, dude. And even on the drive home, I'm like justifying it to him. I'm like, oh, yeah, like he's going to talk about the Christmas tree menorah thing like a year after it happened. And then I got the grid from Ashley yesterday that showed that we played that on Monday morning as a festival. You are the word. I'll sign your silver. Reservations. Very embarrassing. Hand it over. Very embarrassing. Oh, yeah. I don't want to go back now, but I love that place. When we come back, don't you go anywhere. When we come back, I got something to tell you about this Tyra Banks. She's relentless. And I'd really like to tell you about Rob's backpack. What? What about it? What's a P1? P1 is someone that turns down their radio, they get to the point, they don't cuss, and they listen to The Mikey Show exclusively. That is correct. The Mikey Show. The world's greatest wrestlers stepped into the octagon. Wrestling superstar Brock Lesnar breaks into the UFC against Frank Mir. Also, Kim Sylvia facing Minotauro Noguera. The Ultimate Fighting Championship presents UFC 81 Breaking Point from the Mandalay Bay Event Center in Las Vegas, Nevada. Live this Saturday night, only on pay-per-view.
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Mom and dad were mad. So weird. So they're trying to work that out. Tyra Banks may be doing a reality show. Why? I know. She just... Just what we need. Does she already have one? Why? I don't know, Sky. What's the deal? Well, they say that she is in talks for another reality show. She does because, you know, like America's Top Model is, you know, technically a reality show. But this one is going to focus on her. And they say it's going to be like the Devil Wears Prada type of thing where, you know, she's looking for an assistant and it's kind of putting them through the ringer. Come on. Tyra. It furiates me. Don't. Eddie was telling me a story the other day about getting into Boston Rob's new car. Yeah. Were you in the front seat? Yeah, you were in the front seat and you were getting out and you looked in the back seat? No, it was actually in the passenger side on the floor board. I noticed a backpack in there. And he's had it in there before because I remember it in his old car. I saw it once and I was going to...
take it because his window wouldn't roll up. I was going to take it and pull a prank on him, but I decided not to. He goes, oh good, I'm glad you didn't, dude. That's my livelihood. That's my livelihood. I go, what do you mean? He goes, I have everything in there. I go, why? What do you have in there? He goes, I got a change of clothes, I got a blanket, I got a toothbrush, I got deodorant. Rob, why do you have these? Not exactly all that stuff. What do you mean? I wish they made a backpack that big. What do you have? That I could afford. I got, well, if I don't have a sweatshirt on me, I'll always rock a sweatshirt in there. I got my comfortable sweatpants, change of socks, a toothbrush. You never change your socks. Change of socks. Change of socks. Oh, they're crisp. They're crisp. A nice crisp pair of socks. Oh, he really likes crisp socks. Heck yeah. Gotta have comfortable feet. Crisp socks. So a sweatshirt, a pint of old Harper. No, no, no, hold on, hold on. That's like the big section of the backpack. Okay, so in the big section of the backpack, one more time, sweatshirt, pair of socks, what else? My sweatpants. Sweatpants. They're wicked comfortable. Okay, okay. And is that it? And my toothbrush.
No, no, no. Not in that section. Not in that part. Calm down. Calm down. Back off. Structured sweatpants, socks. What else? Gloves with no fingers. Oh, yeah. That's in the big part. Yeah. Okay. What's in the rest of the backpack? In the small... Well, and then I got an empty spot, which I'll usually throw gym clothes in for when... Weren't you in gloves with fingers? Yeah, I mean... They got a fold-down. They got a fold-down section. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's... A mitten, and then you can peel it back. Okay. The fingers are optional. Yeah. If you need them. Very convenient. All right. Whoever invented that, genius. Then you have a middle part that's empty, and that's to put dirty gym clothes in. My gym clothes, yeah. Whenever I'm traveling to the gym. All right. Go ahead. And then... Look, Sean's grossed out. And then the smallest section, pretty much anything that they give you at a hotel bathroom, you know what I'm saying? Like all those things. Yeah, I've just... taking them and throwing them in there. So like a shower cap, shampoo, shower cap. Don't you collect those? Like hotel stuff? Like shower caps in the samples? No, but if I run out and I need a re-up, yeah, you gotta take them. So it's like a shower cap, shampoo, conditioner, body lotion, a fresh deck of soap, toothbrush, cologne,
Toothpaste. In that backpack. In your car. Pack of gum. And so I asked him. A paperclip. Some change. A paperclip. Why do you have that? Robin goes, I never know. Never know. You never do know. You never know. What? What is he going to be stuck in a snowbank? We live in San Diego, for goodness. You live in San Diego. Now, what do you mean, just you never know? Well, there was a period that I was homeless for a little while. Gotcha, gotcha. So you take a horse bath with the items. I'm just saying it's good to have those things. You go down to the Greyhound station. They have a wonderful bathroom there. I call it stall four. It's garbage! I worship a little in there. I've definitely heard of having emergency kits in your car, which is recommended, but that's like a bottle of water. May Zeth go get your pack so you can take a look? I'd like to take a look. You want me to go run and grab it?
Yeah, I could talk about you. This is something I've never heard before. No, no, you're kidding. Run, run, run. Go get it. What are you going to say about me? I don't know. I'm going to discuss your pack. I love you. You're the best. Go get your pack. You're always thinking ahead, dude. Go get that pack. I don't trust you. No, I won't do anything bad, you. Go get your pack. You know we're trustworthy. That's as crazy as he's gone. He's a whacked out. That is whacked out. He is so weird. What is he going to do with that? And he always has it. Oh, yeah. does he mean you never know? You never know what? Like when he's going to become homeless? Is that it? I mean that's the only thing I can guess. Well then at that point don't you gather your things? Mike you never know one of these days I might flip out and have to be on the run. Well that's another good point. I would believe that more than anything. You gotta like bust for the border. I'm telling you I really have something to do with it. I'm not kidding. I honestly think that maybe there's a part of him that's like you never know. I'm unpredictable. Who knows what I'll do. That seriously makes sense. I think that he thinks he'll never do that. But just in case, I'm on the lam. You never know. You find a handgun in there. He's like John Rambo. He's taking survival classes. Strangely though, the Michelle Branch CD is in there too.
You never know. Look how gigantic that thing is. It's also good if you want to go for a walk, you throw that on your back, add a couple pounds. Rob. Like as a weight? What? Oh, it stinks of smoke. Cigarettes. It just smells like cigarette smoke. Come on. Oh, jeez. Oh, yeah, I got my shirt in here. I forgot. Shit. He's got a shirt. He's got Orbit chewing gum not open, you know, because it's an emergency. It's an emergency. You might have bad breath. When he's on the run, he may want fresh breath. What is that, Rob? That's my bra. No, that's my wife, Peter. Is that dirty? No, this is all clean stuff. Wait, wait, wait. This has been clean? Rob, you guys. Ew! That is not clean, Rob. How's that not clean? Dude!
Smell it, Mike. Smell it. You big baby. No, it's nice. It's just that I don't think he's very good at cleaning it in the first place. He just doesn't fold it. It's meant to get dirty. Dude, it's dingy. It smells good. It's clean. But it's very... Spray and wash it. Spray and wash it. It's a wife beater. You're supposed to have blood. It's supposed to be bloody and sweaty, Mike. I think it's cool to be stained. What's that? Empty paper bag. Why? You never know. You might have to take off your bloody gloves, put them in the bag, and bury them. You might have to use the restroom at a very inconvenient time. He's got a ski cap. Yeah, yeah. For the bank. A black one with a heist cut out. For the heist. Oh, my God. Another wife beater. Another wife beater. What is wrong with you? Dirty wife beater. What is that going to do? Is that dirty? It's a very pair of very feminine jeans. I thought you had sweatpants. What happened? I do have my sweatpants. And jeans. Hold on, dude. I can't. Dude, what do you have? Mike. Easy hothead. He's got a...
Let's just start. There's a Guinness in there? Oh, this shirt's old. I was looking for this for a while. I'm not kidding you. He's packed here for a week. Three days. Three days. Why? Three days with this. Why? Guinness boxer shorts. Those are the most comfortable. Dude, it's like you're moving my house right now. What is this? Yeah, Rob's getting a little agitated right now. What is this? What is this? That's for when I go to the gym. That's my jock strap. Ew. Look, you make this... Wait, wait, wait. Come on. Let me keep looking, Rob. Okay. Come on. Come on. Can I put this stuff down, though? There's a lot of stuff in here. Here it says, Hot Rocks Extreme Fat Burner. Now, check this out. Oh, you are. Oh, my God. Is that your bandini? And then he's just got receipts. You take... No, that's my Bible stuff. Picture of my dad. Yeah. What's this? Oh, those are from Smokes. Smokes? From Smokes. This is a great handy thing. They're empty Parliament and Marlboro Light menthol. Why does he have it? He's got to start a fire. Are you kidding me?
He's so serious right now. He is dead serious right now. I'm telling you, you can use wife beat as so many different things. You're one of my favorite people. I love him. I love him. The transient has not left me. Oh, it never will, my friend. Put the stuff in. Never will. I guarantee. I guarantee his fiance thinks that this is charming. Guaranteed. You never know what. You don't have one of these, Mike. Yeah, Mike, are you stupid? Yeah. What's the matter with you? What happens if you've got to be on the lam? Don't you watch Bear Grylls? But, like, Rob, honestly, you never know what. Yeah, you never know what, Rob. In case of emergency, have you ever seen I Am Legend? What kind of emergency? I give emergency details cologne. In case the world gets infected by a deadly virus that turns them into cannibals. And you need fresh breath. And vampires. You need fresh breath. So is the cologne going to like... Okay, wait. That's my boxing stuff. We're moving on to the next segment. Okay, so this stuff is... That's my boxing shoes and my boxing shorts. In case you need to survive and box your way out of something. No, because I'm boxing after the show. Okay, so this you don't use. This one you don't use, right? I get it. I'm ridiculous. I get it.
Oh, but okay, Rob, I think normally someone would have an emergency kit and then they'd keep their gym clothes in a separate bag. What is that? That's my thought. Is that saltines? Well, that would make sense. Every time my wife sees him, she goes, I just want to hug him. Take care of him. Until he stops breathing. How high does he? He's got two packs. He's got two packs of Mikey Show stickers. Two packs of Mikey Show stickers and Rock 105 stickers. It's like duct tape, man. Just in case he needs tape. Well, I got a new car now, but if anything falls off, I'm telling you, if you have stickers with you, they work. I should do my own survival show. The toothbrush has been used, so have you gone on? Have you had to survive already? Because this has been used. No, I use that when I stay at my fiance's. Okay, okay. I'm just asking questions. Geez, why are you yelling at it, bro? This is kind of like your travel kit. This is also a travel kit. And then we have, exclusively for the Hyatt Hotel, we have a shower cap. One of the best around. Because you wouldn't want to get that quarter-inch hair wet. Oh, this is great. These are awesome. They're called condoms. I don't wear them, Mike, but...
What is that? This is from the W Hotel, isn't it? No, JetBlue. Oh, from JetBlue. It's a little pack JetBlue gives you with body butter, moisturizing cream, earplugs, Body fighter. This guy is amazing. And then there was... I had to take it out, but there was like... What are those things? Like the Red Baron goggles that you got? Mm-hmm. They have those in case you ever got a sleeping mask. A sleeping mask. In case you ever got to fall asleep in your car, you got earplugs. If you have to sleep under the highway and the lights are shining in your eye. He's got Ultra Dry Degree for Men. This is the best deodorant ever. Cool Rush Body Response Deodorant. Now, do you use this? It looks like this is really... been used, right? Oh, yeah. You see, you use this after the gym. Oh, yeah. Right? Oh, yeah, Mike. I'm pretty masculine. I'm pretty masculine. I like my own muscle. Yeah. I mean, I'm pretty guyish. Yeah. I'm full of testosterone. Oh, that's from when I went to Martha's Vineyard. Why is it in your backpack? What is this? What is this? These are the times to take the ferry. I know, dude. You have eight of them.
You have a whole package. I lost like six of them just when I was there, so I had to keep stashing them. And you never know when you need to start a fire. Or take the ferry. Are you listening to me? You never know when you'll find yourself in Mata's Vineyard. And not know when the ferry comes. I could tape a bunch of those together with my stickers and make a hat, okay? He's got Tag After Hours body spray. Oh, God. Here's my body pack. Yay! And then he's got a Ziploc bag that looks, I'm not kidding you, like it came from 1982. This Ziploc bag. And it's got all of these, you know, hotel. That's my luggage, Mike. This is all hotel. What do you call it? Toiletries. Oh, and the other thing about this bag is when I travel, when I fly. What is this little bottle of cologne? What is this tiny bottle? That's lucky. It's like two bucks at Walmart. There you go. You have a lot of fragrance. A lot of fragrance. Thank you. I like to smell it. Thank you, Mike. Thank you. I very much appreciate your input. Purell hand sanitizer. Nice. A lot of paperwork. What's all the paperwork you carry? It's my passport, Mike. And also, I collect World War II memorabilia. And that's it. And a plastic knife. A plastic knife?
I took a bunch of those because you never know if you've got to make some food or just cut something open. Make some food. Oh, yeah, you never know. I was making PB&Js. You might have to, like, hunt buffalo. With a plastic, right? You know, out in the wild. But this also serves as... Pack it. Pack it. Okay. Because I'm going to talk to you. Okay. But I need you to pack it up. Sorry, Mark. That's all right. You can tell he feels, like, very violated. Like, you've just been hit through his stuff, Mike. I don't care. You know I care about you. I just want to see what... I think everyone should... You know what? Why don't you think of me and Eddie and Skye and Ash and Zeth and Sean as your backpack? You know, you don't need that sucker. We'll take care of you. I mean, you have a cell phone. Yeah, you have a cell phone. You don't need to carry that person. You don't need to carry it. You have a cell phone. I don't know. It makes me feel safe. Well, I mean, where would you break down that you wouldn't walk 10 feet? That's it. I just learned that's in California. You're not in the Mojave, though. So, you know, you have this. No, it's not necessarily that. It's like, say something comes up. Like what? Jailbreak? What? No, not job. I don't know. I'm trying to think. Rob, be honest. Like you accidentally stabbed someone? Yes. Oh, you did it! Rob, that's ridiculous. It's me talking to you. Let me ask you. Is this pack just in case?
old Rob were to come back and something bad happened and you couldn't and you had to make a run for it, maybe. Nah. Take your bag. Go back in your room. That's absolutely what it is. I'm telling you, it's absolutely what it is. That guy is a world-class clown. That was one of the most fascinating... That was one of the most fascinating psychological insights into a human being I think I've ever. That was a case study in anthropology. I'm going to call it 5150. I know it, man. Clear the airspace. Say what you have to say and shut up. If your resolution is to lose weight in January, pass those fries and load up on the carbs.
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It was super easy. I was paying $188 before a month, and now I pay $63 a month. Yeah. For six months, it saved me $714. Yeah, very nice. So for a whole year, $1,400. Yeah. Think about all that. Now, see, instead of writing a check out every month to an insurance company, you can spend the money on yourself. Yeah. Pretty nice, right? Yeah, that is nice. It is very nice. I've told people for so long about AIS, and some people just take a while to get around to doing it. Give them a call. 1-800-777-4247. 1-800-777-4AIS. Look, we know that boy's going to ask again, so let's be ready. Fine. I'll be him. You ready? Ready.
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South 15 looking fine out of Escondido, but still going to find some off and on slowing out of Rancho Bernardo down towards Poway Road in Poway. The east county commute, westbound 8, that has improved quite a bit, just a minor delayed 805. West 94 on the King Freeway, good to go all the way to downtown, looking nice there as well. Things are looking better as well out of the South Bay. Both the 5805 northbound have some pretty good speeds. The 805 bunches up again towards Home Avenue, a little bit more towards Kearney Mesa over to 52. Oh man, it's almost Valentine's Day. It means you've got to start thinking and planning of what you want to do for your lady. And one thing you can do, they can get it off the books. is the flowers you got to get flowers for your girl it's a prerequisite for valentine's day and just go to pro flowers the pro flowers will hook you up if you go to proflowers.com they will have a great deal for you p1s how about 24 pink red and white roses how much i'm thinking like i don't know like 100 bucks something like that you get it around valentine's day at a florist definitely no 39.99
That's it. Holy cow. You cannot find a better price like that in town. You won't. And so this is just for P1s. What you do is go to proflowers.com. You find the radio microphone that's located in the upper right-hand corner. You can't miss it. You click on it. You type in the password. What's the password? It's my name, Eddie, E-D-D-I-E. So proflowers.com, password's Eddie, and you'll get all hooked up. Or you can call them at 1-800-PRO-FLOWERS. It's 1-800-P-R-O-FLOWERS. Just don't forget to use the code word. Eddie, and you'll get hooked up. ProFlowers has the best flowers anywhere. They're the freshest, the longest lasting, they're the best way in town. So that's what you want to do for Valentine's Day. ProFlowers.com. We send Rob to the San Diego County Courthouse. And as people are walking in, he asks them, Hey, what you doing at the courthouse? And the reason we do this is because it's generally pretty interesting what they say. How was it yesterday, Rob? Very politically charged day. Really? Yeah. Everyone had something to say about politics. Bush ain't black. Was black. Clinton was black. Clinton was black. It's so true. It's so true. I love it. The Mikey Show continues. Rock 105.3. Serp on my pegs.
Welcome back. It is 9-15. The governor is expected to formally endorse John McCain for president today. The Cincinnati Bengals signed Carson Palmer's brother, Jordan, to be his backup. Oh, wow. Weird. Out of interpretation there. I like it. It's my new favorite thing when Mike does the singing and Eddie does the dancing. The dramatic interpretation is good. Sweet. I like it a lot. Wow, you guys make a great team. Love it. Thank you very much. I just want to let you know that you can read our own private personal thoughts at MikeyShow.com. Just type in the word blogs next to the end of the keyword and hit enter and you'll see it right there. It is, in fact, our blog. So you can see what our personal private thoughts are. Sky, it looks like you're on the...
set of The View right now drinking. It's a today show. Drinking out of that coffee mug. It should say today. I wonder why it's taking her so long to get one. With a rainbow. It really does. I really enjoy it. You with a coffee mug in the show sipping coffee. It looks like Meredith Vieira is sitting there. This coffee from 5.30 this morning is awesome. Iced coffee if you will. Let's get Catherine in here. This is Catherine. Let's get Catherine in here. So stoked on this. Now, is it Catherine Lowe's? Is that how you say it? Or Catherine Lowe's? Or Catherine Loz? Or Catherine Lozenge? Yes. Yeah, Lowe's. Lowe's. She's a real neat lady. She is the person that we talk to a lot of times when we do stuff with Ocean Air Restaurant. But she's a neat lady. Hi. And she's a listener. She's a P1. Hi, Catherine. Hi. Catherine's going to tell us about this thing that I actually thought was interesting, but I want to know more about it, and it could help a bunch of people. It's this showerhead called Evolve. Now, the deal is that I'm going to tell you what I think it is, and then you tell me if I'm right, Catherine, okay? Okay. I think that what the deal is is that this showerhead will put the water up that's in the showerhead, and then when you turn it on, the water will come out warm instead of cold.
Is that right? Sort of. Basically, how it works is you turn on the water. Once it reaches 95 degrees, instead of it continuing to pour out of the faucet, it goes down to trickle. So instead of wasting, I think they say it's like two and a half gallons of water go down the drain every minute. So instead of that, it'll just trickle. So while you're brushing your teeth or whatever. So you know it's ready. So you know it's ready. And so when you get in, you pull a little string and it turns it back on. So it's really cool. Now, does that mean that it comes out, when you pull the string, does the water come out hot? Yep. It does? It comes out hot. So it holds it until you're ready at the temperature that you want it. So it holds it in the shower head. You're not wasting water. You're not wasting water. Okay, here's my big question. Okay. This is a big question for me. This is the question for me. It's either going to make or break it. It's going to make or break it for me. Do I lose water pressure? No. You're a good person. That's the best part. That's awesome. Well, that's the best part. It's not low flow. Actually, I have one at my house, and it's better than the shower head I had before. So, it's awesome. Awesome! Does it have different settings and stuff? It does. This one that I brought you guys has five different settings. It's eco-friendly, luxury style. So, it looks nice. It works well. That's cool. Mm-hmm.
So I think with them, I brought you guys a list. There's a list of 25 of the greenest cities in the U.S., and San Diego is number 12 on there. So I think we're really conscious here about conserving water, and this is a really great product for that. So it's basically you can go green without making any sacrifices. Yeah, go green. Yeah. That's interesting. Calm down, Ashley. Do they sell these at every kind of store? You can get these at every Home Depot and Sharper Image in San Diego County. Can you order them online? You can order them online. There's a big range. There's like 15 different ones and they go from $39.95 to $130. What's the difference? Big Mondo ones that are really expensive. They do have the Big Mondo ones? Like the rain ones. Yeah, the rain ones. No, no, no. I'm not kidding. Like, that's what my dream in life. Wait, that's your dream in life? Your entire life? It's lifetime dream. You guys do not understand this. It's your dream in life? Listen. I respect that dream. I have one right now. I had a dream. But it's not big enough. Wait a minute. Let me rephrase that. I have a shower head right now. Oh, yeah? Okay.
But it's not big enough. We're talking about shower heads. You can replace it. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. That's what I'm saying. I want one that's real big. Let me rephrase that. I think we all do, Mike. That's my dream. I want to have a shower head. Some of us are good. Get a bigger... Every chance. We get it. He can't make a statement for everyone. He can't make a statement for everyone. He's gigantic. I bet he is. He's enormous. Yeah. I'm going to look at it. Whoa! That's her heart. Don't shook. Well, so back to the shower head. Well, I want to get one of those big, you know... Rain ones. Rain ones. That is cool. Also, the best part is you're saving money, too. They say a family of three, just by using this for six months, will pay it back. So you save 2,700 gallons of water a year. And it's like $75 on your utility bills. I know you'll like them. I love them. Catherine, do you want me to sign one of these for you? Yes, that would be great. I'll got this for you. You know, I'm very famous. Would you like me to autograph a shower head for you? I'll do it. I mean, I've done it. It won't be the first time. Whatever. If I had a gallon of water for every shower head I've ever signed in my life, it would be called the Sky Sea is what we could fill with that many gallons.
I like it. And you can get it at EvolveShowerHeads.com. Yep. And Home Depot's in sharper images all over the county. Very cool. I like it. And I'm looking at the picture of it and it's pretty cool looking too. I'm going to go on the website because I think what I want is one of those giant shower heads. Let me see. Hey, Eddie. Eddie, it even has a massage spray. Very nice. Go, Eddie. There you go, Eddie. Eddie. That's what you've been looking for, right? Hey, Eddie. That's your dream. That's your dream. They even have a massage spray, Eddie. Standard spray, champagne spray, massage spray, champagne. Standard champagne combination. Wow. And a standard massage combination. What's a champagne? What is that? You put champagne in there. That's cool. And you're just like, hey, what's up? You just get totally wasted. That's how I shower. I only shower with champagne. That's right. I call it the bubbly. Yes, that's right. Time for bubbly. Gold. We call it the dom heater out in the garage. I'm drunk.
Well, thank you, Catherine. We appreciate it. And I would like to encourage my listeners to check out the website and maybe get one. We actually have some to give away. We do. How many? We have 15 that we can give away to your listeners. You're cool. That's cool. Gotta come with gifts. 5701053. You want to try one of these Evolve shower heads out? Go green. Call me right now. Ashley says... I wish she would stop saying that. I will not, Eddie. It's a great message. It's my campaign message. Oh, we got it. She said she's really against the environment. So if we get this problem, I'm going to be going green. That's right. You're smart. Who isn't? Congratulations. A lot of people, it's really their cause and their issue and all that. This is very personal for me. I know. Oh, God. I know. Everything is. I guess. I mean, you're... You're upset about it to the point of tears. It's not easy. It's not easy. Get a showerhead then, Hillary. Hillary, it's evolvedshowerheads.com. You know, this is very personal for me. That's why I'm telling you, because I know that the environment is a big issue with you, the Democrats in general, and so I thought you might enjoy getting one of these showerheads. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. Oprah, thank you. Get out of here, Oprah. Nobody asked you. You're welcome.
Okay, that doesn't apply. That didn't really apply at all. Larry me, please, baby. Thank you very much. Mikey Show, what is your name? Mikey Show, what's your name? P-1-7-0. You have just got yourself an evolved showerhead. What do you think about that? Fantastic. You know, I want a big one. Hang on the line to you. You rascal. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. You're welcome. Mikey Show, who's this? Hello. Uh-oh. Mike's getting mad. Don't get mad. Mikey Show. Hello. Hello. Hello. Yes. Hello. Hello. Yes. Well, we are talking to you from 1935. And the operating license here is KIOZ FM, which stands for Frequency Modulation. We'd like to say hello to all the Spanish facilities listening today and all the broadcast facilities out of...
Tijuana, Mexico. Now, let you know here at the missions that if you are going to the missions today to make sure that you know that lye soap is 50 cents off today if you're buying it. That's the way we wash our clothing and wash our hair. Thank you so much for listening to KIOZ Radio. Over and out. That's awesome. Didn't know. I hate this radio station. No, you don't. Mike, you don't mean that. You don't mean that. I do. Hurt, anger, and fear. Stupidest. You're scared of it. Which one am I right now? Am I hurt? Am I angry? You're scared. Am I hurt? Am I hurt, sadness, and fear? What? I'm all of them. Yeah. The hurt that we've been here for years, the radio station doesn't work. Yeah. Well, just parts of it. Just the main components. Just the big parts. The big parts of it, they just, you can't get them to work. Yeah. Nothing ever will work. And now it's time for Mikey to become angry. Well, the thing is that it's hurt, sadness, and fear. Yeah, I don't think you should get angry. Sad, you know, that we signed a three-year and we're only a year into it. No, no. He doesn't mean it. And then fearful that, you know, it'll happen tomorrow. Yeah. Mikey Show, what's your name? Uh-oh. Hello?
Hello, hello, yes? Yes, what is your name, please? My name is P1 Dan. Hey, Dan. How you doing? I'm good. Would you like to... I'm not really. I'm not really that good. That was a lie. Yeah, just like a reaction. Like the doctor hits the knee. Yeah, you just kind of go, I'm good. But the truth is, you know, we have a guest in. I'm embarrassed. The radio station won't work properly. You know, we got a guest. I want to put my best foot forward when Catherine's in here. And I can't answer phone calls, Catherine. It's a little embarrassing. I can understand that. But you did win an Evolve showerhead. All right. So hang on the line. Well, we're going through a depression, guys. No, that's not it. Clear Channel is going through a depression. Wait, they are? Yeah, record profits over at Clear Channel. Mikey Show. Speaking of profit, that thing works real good, too, doesn't it? Hey, what's your name, sir? P1H2O. P1H2O is on the lines.
Makes sense. We're going to heat you up to 95 degrees before you come out of the spigot and then just a trickle until then, all right? All righty. Hang on the line, you rascal. Crazy rascal. You are. Hello, who's this? What's your name? Is anybody on there? Is anybody on this? Yeah, there you are. Hello. What's your name? Hey, P1 Antidepressants. There we are. It's P1 Antidepressants. How old are you? 21. I could have swore you were going to say 21. 12 or 13, but you are 21 years of age. Yes. Are you old enough to have a shower head? I think so. I don't think there's an age limit on that, Mike. You've got a professional in here. Catherine, is there an age limit on the Evolve shower head? No, I don't believe that there's an age limit. There is no? Okay, great. There is not. So I will give you an Evolve shower head, your very lucky lady, and hang on. Lady? Tell your parents that you're going to be having a plumber to come over and install that sucker. A plumber? Are these things easy to put in? Oh, yeah. You just screw it on. Can I do it myself? Yeah, the hardest part is getting camp. I shouldn't, right? You should, but everyone else can. Now, do you have to turn the water off in the house to do this? No. What are you talking about? You've never done a shower head before? I swear to you, I had mine put in by a plumber friend named Scott. Your entire life?
Well, I've only owned a showerhead the last year. Before that, I rented places and the showerheads came with it. You've got to buy your own, man. This one I put in my own, but I didn't do it. I hired a person to come over and it cost a $450 an hour. No, you don't say that. This one you do for free. So how does it work? You unscrew it on. Unscrew it and screw it back on. Yeah, you unscrew the one that you have on, which is the hardest part because those things are molded on. I tried unscrewing mine. I'm being honest. I tried unscrewing mine. About a month ago, it was so tight, I couldn't unscrew it. You get a pliers or a wrench? Yeah, and when you put the new one on, I suggest using some Teflon tape. That'll really make a nice seal. You need to use that. You're cute. I'll do it. You don't even know what it is. I have no idea where she just gets her plumber on the line. 100%, I'm going to do that. Scott. I don't want that song. I want this one. I'm going to be unscrewing my shower cap in the shower. Shower cap? Shower cap. That's awesome. Hey, this is a cool thing, and you should check it out. It's at EvolveShowerHeads.com. Catherine Lewis is our friend, and thank you for coming in, Catherine. Thank you. I apologize for our bad, faulty equipment while you were in here. It's okay. You guys are the number one morning show in San Diego, right? I've heard that. That's true. That's why everything works so well. Makes sense. Makes sense. Catherine, if you want, you can hang out with us. We're going to take a break. We'll be back. All right. She turned around and gave that big boop. Got the biggest smile.
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You've got great-looking rides in the 894 coming in out of the East County. You've got 5805 Northbound, full speed out of the South Bay. Just a brief slowdown on the 805 at Governor Drive. Northbound 5, though, you will find some slow traffic a little bit left over here in the Mission Bay as well. Cameron Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Mikey Show, hello. P1 Josh out here. I just want to get a suggestion on the lead train. Go ahead, dude. I need to find a new mattress. You want me to tell you what kind to get? Yeah, I need a, because my mattress is just killing me. I'm in the Marines and my mattress is done. Let me tell you what to get. Go get the Stearns and Foster. Or you could go with the Sealy. That's what Sky sleeps on, right, Sky? Yeah, I love it. Sky sleeps on the Sealy. I sleep on the Stearns and Foster, both available at Sleep Train. All right, all right. What are you sleeping on now, old mattress? Yeah, I've had it for about two years, you know. We were on a budget. So freaking we had to go low because we were sleeping on our futon. So freaking. Don't worry. Don't worry, dude. First of all, stop saying freaking so much. I know. Thank you. Go down to Sleep Train. They'll work with you as far as what your budget is. And they'll find you a good mattress. Mention me. Okay? All right. And they'll take care of you. All right. Appreciate it. Okay, bro. We'll see you. Sleep Train's your ticket to a better night's sleep.
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I don't think he knew. She's like, that's my son-in-law, and he just talks about stuff, and he loves that show. She's like, no, actually, he's deaf. And he can still hear you. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. 105.3 KCBQ. I'm rich brother Robin. This was good music. Welcome back. It's 941. Entertainment Tonight and the Insider said they will not air a tape that they just bought, which allegedly shows Heath Ledger snorting cocaine. LT not going to be playing in the Pro Bowl. Going to be replaced by the Ravens' Willis McGahee. Marie Osmond's getting a syndicated talk show? Oof. Yep, daytime talk show. The Marie Osmond Show.
That's going to be bad. Well, and it was weird because we heard that they were shopping that idea around, but it was going to be both her and her brother doing the daytime talk show together. And then when the deal finally got signed, it was just her. I don't know how that all went down. So expect that sometime in 2009, everyone. Set your TiVos. You guys ever find anything weird in a rental car? I haven't, but I've heard stories. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like my parents have. Sean, you have? A body. Yeah, my dad found something really weird. He was driving a rental car in Florida, and he got about, let's say about a half a mile from the agency, and all of a sudden he felt something on his hand, and he looked down, and it was a giant cockroach. And when he looked down at his feet, they were all over his legs, all over the floorboards in the car. Why? So he jerks the wheel, he pulls over, he jumps out, and they're just pouring out of the car. How does that even... Did you notice when he got in the car, his feet didn't crunch or anything? No. In fact, he said when he got in the car, he didn't really see anything. He thinks that the road that he was going down, which was like a rural road, so it was kind of bumpy, and he thinks that's what brought them out. Oh, that makes sense. You know what I bet the deal was? Somebody had roaches in their house.
This is me being Grissom. Oh, no. Okay, Detective Mike. I'll be Grissom from CSI. Okay. Somebody had roaches in their house. They moved. They used a rental car in part of the move. They put boxes in the back seat of the rental car. Those boxes had blankets, sheets, pillows, stuff that was in closets. And they crawled out of there like little roaches. And they got into the seat and underneath the seat and everything. They probably laid their eggs. Oh, I would freak. Roaches are awful, man. I mean, how could he drive back to the car rental place? He didn't. Oh, he didn't? He just jumped out on the side of the road? Yeah, he got out and he called them and they sent a tow truck. Oh, good. Don't blame him. Did they say, don't worry about it? Yeah, they comped a rental car for it. It's the least they could do. I bet.
Uh, P1 Richard Simmons is on the line. Yay! Oh, my God! Hey! Hi, Richard Simmons. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Hi, P1 Richard Simmons. How are you doing? What did you find in a rental car? Uh, it wasn't me, personally. It was my buddy, Mike. He bought a Ford Renault. It was previously a rental vehicle. And he was doing his own detail of the vehicle. He found two cases of shotgun shells and a deer hoof underneath the seat. Whoa! The hoof. The paw. Wow. That is gross. That had to stink. No, it was just the hoof. There was no meat or anything. The paw, the paw, just the foot. You know, his paw got stuck. I don't know if the hunter that, you know, rented it before made some stew out of the hoof. Hey, Ma, can I borrow this knife? We hit a deer, you know. And the front of the grate, you know, we got the, what do you call it? The hoof, the foot, the paw. It's stuck in there. Oh, my God. I got to hack it out. Okay. You got to hack it out. Hey, I found a joint in the glove box. You found what? A joint. A joint? In the rental car? In the rental car? Yeah, we went to go get a part from the auto store, and my buddy's being nosy, opening up the glove box, the joint, and the...
Oh, my. Smoke it. There he is. I think we apprehended the suspect. Yeah, you can't be doing that out there, you, with your rental cars. Thank you for the call. Mikey Show. I'm fine. You want to talk about it? I'm fine. You don't even want to talk it over at all? Eddie, when are you going to see No Country for Old Men? Please see today. Leave him alone. Who knows? I'm going to pay him to go this weekend. Just leave him alone. You're going to pay me? All right. What do you want? I want to do scenes from it and him do them back. That's your reason. Yes. It's what we've done since we were like 12. It's true. What's the most you've ever lost? Don't. I can't participate. I'll try and go this weekend.
I'll try. I got a lot on my plate. We got the Super Bowl on Sunday. We got UFC on Saturday. I got a lot of stuff going on. He's not gonna. I may. I may catch a matinee like Saturday morning or somewhere. UFC Saturday? Yeah, dude. Brock Lesnar. I can't participate. I don't know what you're doing. Darn it. Mikey Show. Hey, I got one beat. I used to rent out rental cars at a Mercedes dealership, and I once found a half pound of weed in a return rental car in the trunk. A lot of drugs. Wow. A lot of drugs. Half pound? And then we went to his trunk, and there was a pound in there and a couple of loaded guns. Never left to say nobody broke into the stash or were too terrified. Oh, man. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't be messing with you. I would just call. I would call. I would retire. Move out of the country. Yeah, I would. I'm afraid. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey. This is P1 Rabadoc. What's up, dude? Hey, I was just wondering, when are you guys going to dissect lyrics again, man? Oh, we haven't done that in a long time. No, we haven't. I love that. Dude, we have not done that in a long time. What would be a good song? Doesn't matter, dude. Just do it. Yeah, it's true. Nah, it kind of does matter, though. Yeah, it's got to be a goodie.
It's got to be like, you know, Nickelback's... Nickelback's rock star may be the greatest song to break. In fact, people haven't heard us do it in so long, you could probably do it. And it would still... I mean, it hasn't been done for so long. Oh, yeah. It's such a stupid song. It's the worst. It may be one of the worst... I mean, and it was a giant hit rock star, right? Yeah. Oh, definitely. It's by Nickelback. Yeah. Best band ever. Yeah, we won't play Nickelback here. No. No. Let's see. Shawna won't let us. She hates that band more than anything. I can't find it. Forget it. I give up. I've looked for two seconds. I can't find it. Oh, man. There was one song that I remember hearing. I got to try to remember what it was. I was like, we should break it down. Okay. And I can't think of it. Eddie. Well said. Well, let us know when you got it. If you think of it. Yeah. It was really good, though. Who did that, you think? Is that Chad himself? Yeah, I think with an effect on it. It is? Now, let me ask you. Did he go, tell me what you want? Or did he go, tell me what you want? So he did it like that and they still ran it through some kind of machine. Crank it down a little. I want a brand
What did it say? The voice goes, well, yeah. How are you going to accomplish that? How are you going to, you know, get that out there? How are you going to get that thing? Did you guys hear that? Did you hear it? All songs need sound effects. Yes. That's good. That's what makes that a hell of a straight point. Yeah, I wouldn't have really got it. Of course, you're a stud. I'm hot. Yeah, you are. Taking down many a Philly in the skies. Yeah? Philly? It's called Nickelback, dude. Yeah. Look into it. I want a new tour bus full of guitars. On Hollywood Boulevard. Is that what he said? Yes. Somewhere between Cher and James Dean. Not me. No, I mean, out of all the places. Well, that rhymed, you guys. I gotcha. Cher and James Dean. Cher and James Dean. But it doesn't, Eddie. It's good enough for me. Dean. Dean.
Bean. Random voice. That's what you want, Mike, right? Where the girls come easy and the drugs come cheap. He said we all want that. Been there, done that. They put sound effects in there for you and everything. What don't you get? Do you need like a pop-up book of it? I think so. It's the life of a rock star, man. Etch-a-sketch anything. Really, is it? That's what it's like for Chad Kroger? For sure. Alright. Playboy Benny with the beach blonde hair. Yes, the beach blonde. James Dean and Cher. Don't if it's like that. I want to be great like Elvis without the tassels. That's so stupid. I want to be great like Elvis without the tassels. Yeah. Still Elvis in that stupid suit. Yeah. Tassels on a couple. No, you didn't do that. He said, I'll have the quesadilla. But I mean out of a... Well, he worked on a couple. First it was...
I'll have the French dip. And that didn't work. I'll take the blue cheeseburger. I'll have the buffalo wings. No. All of those didn't work. This didn't fly. So they finally stuck. They went with quesadilla. I'll have the buffalo wings. Buffalo wings. The bee wings. Hey, Chad, try nachos. I'll have me some nachos. No, you say nachos weird. No. I'll have me some nachos. See, it's nachos. That's the way I say it. It's nachos. That's the way I say nachos. How do you say quesadilla? A quesadilla. That's perfect. Do that. I'll have a quesadilla. Did we get that? Nick, did we get that? We got it. Okay, perfect. Do you hear the keys? Yes. That's the key sound effect. See, I have them. You're cool.
Quesadilla and my Monte Cristo. My nachos. What did he say? I don't know. What is that? Every good gold digger is going to wind up there. Because all the rock stars are there. If you're a good gold digger, you know where to go, dude. I got it. We got to take a break, but there's a couple of people calling in that found a couple of weird things. This is probably the strangest thing anybody's ever found in a rental car. Gunslinger. What was it? Good morning. Good morning. I found Ashley's camera. Yeah, Ashley's digital. The Mikey Show continues. Mike is a f*** for seven days, and it's good whether you buy a car from us. Sell your car the easy way. Just come to visit CarMax.com for the store near you. Car buying should be. So you found this car online? Yep. Did you just search for generic cars or go to the dealer site? No, I just went to CarMax.com.
Especially since I knew I wanted a sunroof, navigation, you know, stuff like that. I just plugged in the features I wanted and got lots of cars back to choose from. That's handy. Yeah. If you're looking for a specific car or just want to know what's out there, go to CarMax.com. It's that easy? That easy. Check out the new CarMax.com today. CarMax, the way car buying should be. All right, well, you heard my wonderful commercial earlier for Frogs Fitness, and now I'm going to do another professional commercial for Frogs Fitness because this is what I do. Five, four, three. All right, let's talk about Frogs Fitness. This is the gym that I joined, and I love it. I think it's the best gym in San Diego. And you can join, too, if you want to lose some weight, if you want to get in shape. It's good for you. It hurts a little, but it's good for you. Eddie, can you punch up the word weight when you do that? Just punch that word up for me one more time. If you want to lose some weight, then join Frog's Fitness. You're a rock star, bro. Thanks, man. Try the quesadilla. Thank you. Every new member receives two free personal training sessions right out of the gate. Let's try personal training sessions one more time. Every new member receives two free personal training sessions. Perfect, baby.
Thank you. Right out of the gate. So that's really worth it right there. Can we take that from the top of the record? Every new member receives two free personal trading sessions as soon as you sign up. You know what? At the end there, really believe in that word. Which one? Sign up? Yep. Sign up. Sign up. Sign up. Sign up. Faith, baby. Buy it. Sign up. Yeah, I felt it that time. I really did. So go to their website. It's www.frogsfit.com or call 877-FROGS-FIT. Make me want it. I can't understand you with that weird megaphone. It's not a megaphone. It's a talkback. I can't understand you with that weird talkback. It's because the batteries are probably running out on it.
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You know, I didn't know. Thank you, Justin. Thanks, Mike. I appreciate you letting me know, dude. All right. Anybody that wants in on that can do it. 1-800-777-4AIS. 1-800-777-4247. See, you don't have to be where you're like, oh, I'm right about to renew, blah, blah, blah. You can be right in the middle of, you could have just signed a deal with an insurance company. You could do this and save money. And Sky was like, oh, but I don't want to have to go canceling and blah, blah, blah. No, no, no. They'll do it for you. They take care of everything. They cancel your old thing. It's 1-800-777-4247. As the owner of a small record label, this tour bus is my office. And to manage gigs in 11 towns, you have to stay connected. Jack, the drummer's missing. I forgot to tell you. We left him in Waco or Tulsa. I'm on it. So I called AT&T.
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Stop smiling in the camera at him that way, Skye. That's my apology, Skye. It's not helping at all. It's not helping it, though. It's anger. That smile is infectious. That's right. I've heard that before. I've heard that before. You think he gets it. No, no, no. He knows what you're trying to do. You can see it creeping across his face right now. Hey, listen. Skye. What's up? I think the guy's been punished enough with that beard. Oh, wait. Dude. I can't shave your horse's ass. That's what I'm saying. I do like how it goes from black to white to black to white. I love that. Did you mean to do that, Sean? It's a chessboard. It's like a little calico. You stop it. Don't do it, Sean. So, check it out. So, anyway. Lost, back on tonight. Yeah, dude, talk about it. Come on, come on, come on. Oh, my goodness. Let's play the open theme. Yeah, play the open theme. Hey, Pat Sparrow. Take it easy. Don't you take that swollen chin out on me. It'll pop it in your mouth. Yo! That was horrific. Yo! I can't help it. You bring it out of me. Skye and Eddie love the TV show Lost. I'm so excited. Sean, you like it too, right? Oh, it's fantastic. I loved it the first season.
It was bad the second season, great the third season. You shouldn't have quit. See, that's what happened with me, because I'm with you, Mike, and I didn't watch at all the third season, because I thought that the second season wasn't good. But now I want to get back in. Well, tonight they're going to have an hour recap leading into the new episode, so it's perfect. They'll recap it for you. You really think you'll be able to understand from that hour? Yeah. Well, it's still on the island. I mean, it's not like... I know, but it seems like there's so many subtleties, you know? There is. Yeah. DVD, man. Do like you did last time. Watch TV this weekend. I'll let you borrow it. No, I won't. What am I saying? That's a lie. I don't let that one. You don't loan out DVDs. No, I can't. I can't. Well, it's on tonight. Is it still on at, like, you know, midnight? 9 o'clock tonight on ABC. Oh, my. Is it back to 9? Because remember, it was on at 10 for a while? Yes, Mike. Then I had it. Yeah, you were angry. I was hurt. Sadness that I couldn't watch it. Hurt that they didn't care enough about me. And fearful that you guys would hate me that I don't watch it anymore. No, you were fearful because it was dark. That's right. It was nighttime. It was nighttime. Scary. There was no way I was going to not be angry at the whole thing. Yeah, dude. Talk about it. Patches. What are you guys talking about? Patch, dude? God, you wait until you see. Missing an eye. Hydra. Did you see what they are now calling?
Jack, people that are fans of Jack and Kate and Sawyer and Kate, they have nicknames for them. What are they? What? What is it? Do you remember? It's like one of those Frangelina type of things. Like Jackate. Sawkate. Sawkate. Soyate. Yorkate. Soy milk. Yep. Clayt. Kloyer. I can't remember what it was. Great. Thanks for bringing it up, Andy. I'm sorry. I thought you would know. Kloyer and Clack. Mikey Show. Hello. Sweaters. Sweaters. Hey, Mikey. Shut up. Hi. Hey, I was wondering if you heard of this thing called Project Free TV. No. What is it? It's online. It's where you can pretty much watch anything that's on TV or in the theaters. No, but you know what? Zeth showed me a website that was like some kind of thing like that. You can watch any movie that's out in the theaters for free because you can't download it, but you can watch it. Sean, did you ever check that out? Yeah, I did. It's pretty cool, right? Dude, I watch them at work. Nice. Yeah, it's pretty cool. The only thing is that it's taped from dudes that are sitting in the theater with a video camera. Yeah.
But, you know, you could still see. Oh, wow. I did not know that. Well, thank you very much. Appreciate the phone call. P1 Rude Dog wants to update us on his court case. Oh. Hey, how's it going, Mikey? Good. What's your court case, Rude Dog? Hey, I was a P1 that was supposed to come in on my birthday, and I didn't make it because I ran into some legal situation. And needless to say, my charges have been reduced from assaulting an officer to just disturbing the peace, and I'll probably do some probation. Well, good for you. Congrats. Absolutely. Well, he wasn't really assaulting the police officer. It was a case where his friend got into a fight. He was trying to break it up, but, you know, it turned into a ruckus. The cop grabbed him from behind. He didn't know who it was. And he shoved. And then, oops. Yeah. So I'm just glad they gave me that deal. And I feel so much better. Good for you, bro. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. Thank you for saying that, Oprah says. Let's see. You guys knock it off. Idiots.
Katie Holmes is blaming Tom Cruise on her career failure. What? I don't know. I blame it on that stupid mess that she just made, that movie. Well, see, that's kind of the deal. They're saying that Tom, because she had a choice between that movie that just came out, Mad Money, and being in the latest Batman. And everyone was telling her, do Batman again. Oh, duh. Yeah. And according to sources, Tom... talked her out of it and told her that this Mad Money movie was the way to go and to get away from the big blockbuster franchise, Batman. And so then Mad Money turned out to be a big flop and now she's upset and blaming Tom. How stupid, though. Do you think he really is like, no, you can't be in that? I would not be surprised if he is. Maybe he does. He probably doesn't want her to be an actress anymore. Just a stay-at-home mom. Just a stay-at-home glamazon. Yeah. Eddie, stop it. Mike, you've got to pose when the camera's on you. All right, I'll give him one shot. That's it. Nice of you. What are you guys doing? I don't know. Eddie has a cardboard camera lens and he's pretending to take pictures of people. We're doing photo shoots, okay? Calm down, everybody. Please, please. Let me focus. Now, according to this piece of paper, Avril Lavigne has a fragrance out, a new fragrance.
It's called spit. Yeah. She spits in every little bottle. Get out of my room. She comes to your house and spits on you. Yeah. It's called get off my bed. Yeah. It's called no boys allowed. It's just, yeah, it's called face exclamation point. That's the commercial for the Indonesian. Eddie was spraying himself with the perfume during that. Uh, The perfume is actually called You're Not My Real Dad, Steve. Do you think she still wears combat boots and stuff? Yes. Isn't she the girl with all the stuff in her face? Black nail polish. Black nail polish. I know her favorite color is black. Take that tie off. Yes. Please.
Quit wearing your boyfriend's jeans. It's not that cool. Even though you fit into them. Right? The black converse. Stop it. We get it. I get it. You're a skater boy. We know. You're a skater BOI. We get it. It's so annoying. I wonder what it smells like. Avril Lavigne perfume. It smells like rebellion. It smells like pissed. Smells like angry. Let's see. Am I forgetting anything big here? I think we're good. Did a lot. Christina Aguilera is upset because OK Magazine isn't going to give her a whole cover. Her and her new son, her baby son. And the reason they're not is because they know that she doesn't really sell magazines. Like if she's the cover, the magazine doesn't really... And they have statistics on these things. And they know statistically that...
If she's on the cover by herself, it's not going to sell a lot of magazines. She's not crazy enough. Well, now think about it. Who do we see on magazine covers, like at the grocery store? You always see Britney. Well, no, no, no. I don't mean tabloids. I mean like the ones that they sell where the people pose for it. You'll see people like Reese Witherspoon. Jennifer Diaz. Jennifer Garner. Jennifer Aniston. Jessica Alba. Who else? Jessica Simpson. That's right. Jessica. Tandy. Tandy sells magazines a lot. She does. I haven't seen her on any. She's a big seller. Really? Big in the fetish world. Sean. Mike, 1015. Hey, wait. 1015. Hey, don't help him. Sean. Fetish. It's the infection. Yeah, it spreads to his brain. It's infected. What the hell? He's running a fever, Mike. Hey, Sean, remember today when you said that Jessica Tandy's picture was big in the fetish world? No. What time was that? But anyway, so they said, we'll give you... I didn't say that. So we'll give you, Christina, we'll give you like half a cover, but we won't give you the whole thing. And so she said, fine, I won't be on it. Taking my baby and going home. That's right. She won't do it.
Paula Abdul wants to be with a man who has money so that he can take care of her forever. Does she make her own money? That's what I thought. Well, she's been dating this guy for a while. He's younger than her and not as well off as she is. And so, according to sources, she plans to leave American Idol in the next couple years. And by that point, she wants to be settled down with a man who has enough money to take care of her forever. Sky's got this thing that tells you that... that what plastic surgeons are saying are the most requested celebrity body parts for plastic surgery. In other words, you go and you say, give me Angelina's lips. So Angelina's lips is number one. Whose nose do people want? Is that right? Was that right? Well, yeah, it's not like ranked. They don't do it. But it just says for lips, they want Angelina. Angelina. So for nose. Nose. They want Tom Cruise. No, not Tom Cruise. He's got a honker. Yeah, these are all women. Jessica Tandy. Jessica Alba. Sarah Jessica Parker. Baby Jessica. Jessica Roney from the 8th grade. Delta Burke. Who has a good nose? Tinkerbell. Like, you have a good one or you have a bad one. Wow. We are sorry. Let me apologize. Kim Leeds. Cameron Diaz.
You don't think she had a good nose? No, that's pretty nice. That's pretty good. I'd get it. Kim Carnes. Give me Kim Leeds nose, will you? She's not a celebrity. Kim Kardashian. Kim Possible. No, she's a wink after Kardashian. No wink. No, we're good. How about... America Ferrara. Reese Witherspoon. Murphy Brown. Is it Reese Witherspoon? No. Is it Reese Witherspoon's guy? Ashley already said that, Mike. No. Ashley Tisdale. Julia Roberts. Ashley... Is it somebody that already has a... Judith Light. What body part is this again? Oh, yeah. Judith Light. Is it somebody that's already had plastic surgery? Mary Lou Henner. Not that I'm aware. Mary Lou Retton. Jennifer Aniston. Not... Jennifer Connelly. Ooh, I love her. Hint. Hint. Yeah, give us a hint. This is somebody's ex-wife. Nicole Kidman. Yes, Ashley. Nicole Kidman's nose. Boo! Okay, legs. Oh, yeah, she's got a nice nose. I said that. Whose legs do we? Cameron Diaz. Yes. Whoa. How can you put somebody's legs on you? I know. You get them shaped. Really? How do you get your legs shaped? You shape legs? Nip and tuck it. They cut into your legs and cut the meat out? Nip and tuck it. That's weird. Is that what they do, Skye? Do you know? I don't know. Skye, why don't you know? Skye, do you know? I don't know. I apologize not knowing you didn't know. Breasts.
Jessica Simpson. Jessica Tandy. Now, this one is somebody who already has an older... That's you, dude. That's not me. Already has an older what? Altered. Pam Anderson. That is the worst, man. That is the worst. I don't know why women think that Pam Anderson has these great breasts. Do you, Sky, honestly, why women think that? And I'm being completely serious. Back in the day, I used to, yeah. You didn't think they looked stupid? Like they didn't look phony and just dumb? My wife said the same thing. My wife thinks that back in the day, Pam Anderson was like the gold standard for great... Why do you say that? It looked stupid. Can you think of anybody else when we were growing up who had those just big breasts that were known for being so big and awesome? Were we supposed to all think... Like we all knew that it was a big fake...
can you think of anyone else but she was the most desired woman and we want to look like the most desired woman wasn't there a girl with big boobs back in the day Dolly Parton okay how about butt no I'm not done with this discussion It makes me crazy, Skye. Did you hear what I said? It's because all the men desired her. And so we, regardless of how... I think you're right. No, no, no. I think you're right. We want to look like the most desirable woman. I think that she was real popular. And you know what's so stupid about it? Is that I don't think that what guys were really liking was... I mean, sure, they liked the fact that she had big boobs. But I don't think that that was the deal. I think that it was a lot more than that. I think she was also real sexy. She had a great body. Baywatch. Baywatch. I think the guys were into the hair. The phony hair. Yeah, I saw that in the theaters. You did. I did, too. You did? I did. I can even tell you the theater. I think we may have saw it together. I saw it with you. It was the theater and the mall.
That theater of the 163. We were bored that day, okay? It sounded like a good movie. How do you explain us holding hands? Well, that was a whole different... And then went out and got the matching tattoos? Exactly. The little barbed wire tattoo. Okay, but... Mariah Carey. Kardashian. Yes, Ashley. J-Lo's butt. Nobody wants J-Lo's butt. It's too big. I disagree. The bigger the better in the trunk. That's what they say. To you, too. That's what they say, Eddie. You have to put your cup up and go to you, Eddie. And then finally, the same woman has the most requests for her eyes and cheeks. Felicia Rashad. No, I know who it is. I know the answer to this. Kira Knightley. No. You're so wrong. Meredith Baxter Burney. No, Meredith Vieira.
Maggie Gyllenhaal. Meredith from The Bachelorette. Janet Jackson. Janet Reno. Keisha Knight Pulliam. Kimberly Fields. Kimberly Locke. Kimberly Leeds. Kimberly King. P1 Baby Shaker is... On the line. Wait a minute. Is he calling about this? No, no, no. Get him out of here. I don't want to talk about it. We're busy. Sorry, guys. Busy. Oh, oh. Belinda Carlisle. Scarlett Jones. Eyes and cheeks. Scarlett O'Hara. Yeah, she's... Hand, mouth, and nose. Head, shoulders, knees, and toes. Knees and toes. She's an older woman. Older? Not... Felicia Rashad. Not Liz Tyler. Juliette Prowse. She was actually born in... David Prowse. She was born in 1934. What the hell? Let's see. Elizabeth. Helen Reddy. Liz Taylor. Mary Lou Henner. Mary Lou Retton. Yeah. Yeah. Is she alive? Peaches from Peaches and Herbs. Oh, I know who it is. I know who it is. Oh, who is it, Mike? Catherine Hepburn. Audrey Hepburn. Catherine Zeta-Jones. No.
Isabella Rossellini. It's a lady that is not American, right? I believe. Sophia Loren. Yes, that is correct. My dad thought she was the greatest thing ever. What the heck? My dad was really big into her. And then, as far as it goes for guys, there's just one celebrity that's pretty much at the top across the board for all categories. Wait, wait, say that again. Say what you just said again. For guys. There's one celebrity that pretty much is number one across the board for all body parts. Fred Savage. Rick Schroeder. Yes, Ashley. Brad Pitt. Keep guessing. Okay. That's it. Ben Savage. That's it. Yeah, I just wanted an opportunity to say all the guys. Ben Stein. Sexy. Sexy. That's nice. Ben Kingsley. Cool. Ben Kingsley's got to be on the list. He's gorgeous. Gary Shandling. Gary Busey. Gary Schoenwetter. Let's just sit here in silence for a while. 570-1053. You can call us at the beginning and end of every show. When we're done with this segment here on the radio, we're going to go meet with Jay from Promotions. What do you guys think about that? Sounds fascinating. I think it'll be great. Great. Yeah, great. Mikey Show. Hello.
Mikey Show, hello. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey, how's it going? What's up? Hey, I wanted to know if I could come into the studio tomorrow. Come on, dude. You can't do that. You know, you've got to do the... You've got to win, bro. That would upset people a lot. Because they would try to win, and then if somebody just calls and says, hey, let me come in there, and we did... I wouldn't mind. It's just that would upset people. Yeah, I hear you, bro. You know what I'm saying? Who's that? Who is this? This is actually P1 Rude Dog. What, you just in like a month ago? Yeah. What are you doing, Rude Dog? Hey, I like your show. Come on. I like yours, too, but you can't do that. You're being greedy. Yeah, you. Mikey Show. Yeah, Brett Favre. Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. I just got...
I wish I knew how to quit you. No, I don't. Hello? Hi. Because I'm sick and I'm home from work, but I had to wake up and listen to you guys. Oh, hi. You're so teeny. What are you home sick with? I have no idea. I think it's a sinus infection. And Boston Rob? Oh my gosh, you're both little and you both have emergency bags. What did you have an emergency bag for? Oh, just in case, you know, you get dirty. I spill stuff a lot. You know, you have extra clothes, you know, and you never know when a earthquake happens and a bridge falls. Thank you. Oh, yes, you get it. You get it. A bridge falls and you got to change your shirt? Idiot. Why would you need to change your shirt because a bridge fell? You have a totally cool change of clothes just in case. Just in case what? You can't get home. Don't you ever have where you can't get home? How come you can't? I don't ever. Why can't you get home? Because the ground is opened up or something? Because you're trapped under rubble so you want to change? What are you talking about?
It's the craziest thing I've ever heard. My entire life, little one. She's sick. Where are my midgets? She has an infection. Sinus stuff going on. Mikey Show. Hey, this is P1's Shauna-phobe. Hi, Shauna-phobe. Yeah, I was just wondering if you guys are sure that's Chad Kroger and not George Takai on the Rockstar song. Perhaps I made a small studio period. Let's have you audition, George. Okay. Let's see. Can you say... quesadilla. I won a quesadilla. That's not bad. That's pretty good. I won Korean Rockstar of the Year. But you're not really a rock star. Or Korean. And when I accepted the award in Saigon, I was there on the exact same day the Tet Offensive was being... Will you stop? They were discussing it. I said, I'm not even Vietnamese. Okay. Well, great. Comfortable moment for a while. Do you feel better now? I feel terrific. Okay, good. As a fellow gay man. Whoa. You guys want to make some cords into some shorts? What? No. I'd rather not. Know how to sew? Nope. Nope. Sorry, dude. That I can't stand up. Mikey Show.
I'll tell you guys, I missed you guys' show. I moved out of the way up north, and I have to listen to you guys online all the time. Where are you living? I live in Monterey now. I live in Lodge. Up in Monterey. You guys come back to San Jose. It's like you guys could have some better rail station up there. Oh, wow. What a thought. Some did. Thank you for the call. Take care. Thank you. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. Hey, you guys were talking about the rental car stories. I ran into a helicopter a while back, and the thing was just covered in ham, so I don't know what happened next. Oh, was it? You got me. You got me. I bet it was. You got me right in. No, you got me. Scott, did you hear that? Oh, man. Yeah. Lovely and talented Missy is up next. Today, she's going to play songs you haven't heard in a long time. We call it The Lost and Found, and Paging Jay Isbell. Paging Jay Isbell. Yay! We'll be in our office in just a moment, you. Paging Smashly. Smashly, you're the next contestant on the promo meeting is right. Come on down. Chris Hansen's going to come on in a second. I'm taking pictures of Seth. We'll talk to you tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show's out late. Love your mouth.