The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 02/12/08

2:28It's 6-0-8. Members of the Ryder Guild will vote today to end the strike. The Aztecs suspend their second leading scorer, Kyle Spain, for the remainder of the season. Well, what I said when we signed off yesterday is that we were going to be on a break, you know, in our relationship. Us P1s and the Mikey Show. Well, first I said, let's take some time off. And then Sky was like, okay, that means we can see whoever we want, right? And I was like, wait, wait, wait. Hang on. And then Eddie said, no, we're on a break. And that worked out better. And so I think we have it figured out now. That will be the deal. So she cheated. Did she cheat, Sky? No, we were on a break. Great. That makes it okay. One day? I mean, I figured it was only a day. Nothing would happen. And I just happened to run into AJ on the way out. Real great. What are you doing? Real great. I thought you cared, Sky.

3:29Thanks a lot. I talked to a guy. Sean would have enjoyed this conversation. I talked to a guy yesterday who knows a lot about microphones and what they call in radio processing. It's the electronic equipment that makes your voice sound a certain way. And so I talked to a guy that knows a lot about that. And he let me know that I had been using my microphone wrong. Oh, no. Yeah, which was... Really upsetting. I mean, not that he did any. He was just telling me the truth. Sometimes the truth hurts. And I was like, oh, man. Because you know me. I want to do it right, man. I want to do it right. Whatever the right way is, that's how I want to be. And so I'm trying it right now. I'm trying it the right way right now. How's it feeling? Very uncomfortable. Yeah. Very uncomfortable. I'm not used to using the microphone in the way that I am now.

4:31I am used to the types of microphones that you have to talk right up into them. And the microphone that I'm using right now is designed for the exact opposite. It is designed to be, you know, if you've ever seen the Howard Stern show on television, it's the exact microphone that Howard uses. It's called Neumann. It's a great microphone. TLM 103 is what it's called. Oh, well, hello. And it is designed to not be up in my business, in my kitchen, as it were, right? Up in my grill. It is not designed for up in my grill. And so, oh man, am I uncomfortable. But maybe I'll get used to it. So let's go around the room and introduce everybody. My name's Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 37.

5:31I enjoy swimming in swimming pools. However, it doesn't matter even if it's a heated swimming pool. When I first get in, it's very uncomfortable. I don't like it, getting into water for that split second. I'm instantly fine, but man, do I have an anxiety before taking the plunge, as they say. Oh, man. What's the anxiety? Oh, man, this is going to be really uncomfortable. Oh, no, I should just do it. Okay, here I go, here I go, and then splash, shock to the system, and then I'm fine. But there is that anxiety. Some people go for it. I may not be a go-for-it kind of guy. I need to ease into things. However, I won't do the thing where you walk slowly into the water. I won't do that. Well, what do you do? I force myself to jump. Oh. Okay. You're the go easy? Well, yeah. Go easy. Go easy. Oh, yeah. I'm kind of somewhere in between. Like, I won't jump in because I have that same thing with you. Like, the anxiety. I'm scared. Like, it's going to shock. Like, it may stop my heart because the water is going to be so cold. Oh, come on. Wow. You know this guy ain't mine. You never know. Is this the polar bear club? Yes. So, I kind of do, like, a fast walk into the pool. Oh. So, painful extended is what you're saying. Yeah, right.

6:55Well, at least I'm not going to have a heart attack. How do you do it, Eddie? Somewhere in between where I, well, I'll jump in sometimes and sometimes I'll kind of like step on the step just to get the gauge of the, you know, of the temperature. How cold is it? And then you kind of like dive in, you know? That's good. There you go. Eddie is our producer and sports guy. How are you doing with Assassin's Creed? Oh, boy. Let me tell you something. I can't wait to get home today. Oh, wow. That's all I think about. It's who I am right now. It's who I am. Wow. I am on what they call memory block four, or five, excuse me, out of seven. Yeah. So I'm pretty close, I think, to finishing.

7:43And it's fun, right? Dude, it's so much fun. How would you rate it amongst other games that you've played ever? Do you ever do that? Do you ever go, well, my funnest game of all time is this? Is it like that? No, not really. It's a little bit slower than most games, I think. There's a lot of traveling. And, you know, where people might be bored with it, but I'm not bored with it at all. Like, I like it. As you're doing this, as you're going through this process, is there a series of constant surprises that you didn't know were going to happen? Yeah, because you constantly are having to do different things to get to next levels, you know. And every time you have to do a new thing, it's cool. It sounds fun. It's so fun. I wish I had even 1% of skill because that would be enough skill. You'd be throwing up all over the place. Because I get that motion sickness with video games. Yeah, and you control your character with those two kind of joystick parts of the controller. And so one controller you control and it changes the direction of the screen. Forget it. And the other one controls your guy. So basically you can look this way and move and the whole screen is moving.

9:06It's pretty crazy. They should call it Vomit Assassin. Skye is our news girl. Hi. She was the focus of many a video. Holy cow. In the M-Tube video contest. I watched all of the videos yesterday. So did Eddie. Wow. Awesome. There's about 40. Sean, did you watch any? I got home real late last night. There's at least 40. I really thought there was going to be like 15. Oh, my God. And when I looked at it, I'm like, 40? Yeah. Holy cow. That's awesome. Yeah. Awesome. There was a ton of them. Dude, that is cool. And so, did you see the one where it was like a date line? There was a few different date line to catch a predator types. Did you see the one where the girl wore the wig and pretended to be sky? Yes. I didn't see that one. Oh, man.

10:07Some of them were just brilliant. Oh, man. Some of the... There was one that pretended... Another guy that pretended to be you that was... I mean, he had the voice dead on. I thought it was just... Well, dead on the way we do your voice. Yes. Which I thought was hysterical. So it sounded nothing like me. It sounded exactly like you. Exactly like you. Yes. Well, you sound just like this. Hello, reservations. Uh-huh. I'm sure. Oh, it was the Hambo one. Hambo? Yeah, you didn't see Hambo? Uh-huh. Oh, dude. I don't think so. Wait, describe it. It's like he's being Rambo, but he's got like a pig mask on, and it's called Hambo. I must know. And Sky shows up at one point, and it's a guy dressed up in a wig, you know? Right. And his voice is hysterical. I gotta see it. Awesome. And Sky was real good, man. She was in one of them. She made a special appearance. She made a cameo, and she was really good. Yeah.

11:07I watched it and I said, holy cow, she was really good. She made it better. What a smart idea. Only one P1 reached out to me and said, would you be in my video? And I said, of course. I mean, I've given the opportunity to millions, but one man. That space boy was smart to reach out to a member of the show. I agree. But I put him in touch with my agent. Whatever. It was good, Sky. Thank you. It was fun. Sean is our sound effects man. He's 37, salt and pepper hair. Love it. What more do you need to know? Ashley is our assistant producer. She's 24 years old. 24 and a half. Oh, wow. When do you stop doing that, Eddie? Well, when you're this many. Hey, to each their own, right? You don't hear a lot of women say I'm 52 and a half. Yeah, no. You just don't hear it. Ashley is a good friend of ours. She's been carpooling with Eddie. That's right. Why is she carpooling with you? It's a very confusing thing. I don't really understand the whole thing, but apparently her dad is visiting her and he needs a car. And so Ashley has been staying with her lover. Oh, her lover. Excuse me. It's apparently gone to that level now.

12:35Her lover's place, which is right around the corner. I wonder if she knows what lover means. She probably does. Okay, all right. And her lover's... So, wait a minute. Oh, no. Don't go there. I won't. It'll drive you crazy. I know, I know. It's fine. What's your problem? Don't respond to that. Mike, why won't you look at me? She's kidding. She's kidding. Why won't you look at me? Fine. Okay. So anyway, you're carpooling. So he lives around the corner from me, and so she asked me if I would pick her up. And we've been having a good time. Wow. I've enjoyed it. A lot, actually. Conversations, driving into work, and it's really something else. There you go. Not what I'm used to at, you know, 4 o'clock in the morning. What kinds of stuff do you talk about? Ah, you know, this and that. We know that they went to... Forever Fondue, and I got to hear all about that experience. When did they do that? I guess last night, right? That's right. Went to Forever Fondue in Mission Valley with her lover. With her lover and her dad. Oh, wow. Her father met her lover. Yes. He's a lover from another father. Okay. Wait. Yeah, he's gone to dinner with us the past two nights. There you go. Congratulations. Thank you. Rob is our phone screener. Valet.

13:57And parody songwriter. Rob took me to the car dealership yesterday because I had to get a tire changed. That's right. You guys aren't the only ones carpooling. That's right. And it was a fantastic experience. More on that later. Fantastic voyage. And then you got Zeth. I like that. I'm Charlie. Reminds us of Charlie Brown. Well, I enjoyed some of the M2 videos that Zeth was always represented by a Charlie Brown figure. I feel like I haven't seen any of this, and I watched 40 videos yesterday. Which one was that? It was the one where they used, like, the actual, they used, like, little dolls, and, like, Ashley was, like, a blonde Barbie, and I was a brunette Barbie, and then Rob was this tiny little short. That was the real world, right? The real world. Little short. No, were they actually used Barbies? Yeah, I thought so. Yeah, they did. Some of them were that, some of them were cutouts. Mm-hmm. I'll have to look again, but yeah, but it was funny, because Zeth is always, like, a cutout of Charlie Brown. It's great. Mm-hmm.

15:11Some of them, 5701053, call us and what's on your mind? Anything on your mind you can call us and talk to us about. At the beginning and end of every show, we do open phones so you can call about anything you want. I'm telling you, man, this M-Tube contest, if you don't know what it is, we had listeners make three-minute videos promoting the Mikey Show. Put them on YouTube and then send them to us. And we got so many. yesterday on deadline day we got so many that we're not going to post up and you know for the voting on the final five till tomorrow because we got to i've seen them but we got to kind of hash out which ones are going to be the top five and then tomorrow we're going to open it up you can start voting on them and uh i'm telling you man there are some really talented p1s in our audience

16:09I was really blown away. I don't know what I was expecting, but some of them, watching them, I just was watching them in awe. Dude, some people wrote parody songs to go along with their videos better than we could write. And I was like, wow, this is really cool. Yeah. I thought the same thing, man. Just like, wow, I'm so shocked they did this. I was in awe. I really was. Awesome! Sky, do you have a favorite? If you have to take the one that you're in out of the equation. Which one do you like? It's a toss-up for me between the real world and the Gangster Pandas. Gangster Pandas. I was crying. Gangster Pandas. I like the sound of it. Some of them I thought they didn't need to use the full three minutes. I kind of got it after the first minute. But still, just genius. Some of them are great. P1 Nerd is on the line. Nerd Greetings! Greetings from Azeroth. Hello, P1 Nerd. How are you? I'm fine, and you guys? Good. Ashley, I read your blog, and your lover got you into World of Warcraft? Yeah. Your lover's into World of Warcraft? Yeah, he had to confess it to me, because he was like, Ashley Warcraft, and then he showed me the game, and I was like, he explained it, and I was like, dude, this is awesome. Wow. You want to create a character? I created a character.

17:41Awesome! I'm a warlock. I have a name. What's your name? My name is Shalia. Wow, Shalia. And I wanted it to be Shlee, because of Ashley, but that was taken. So it was Shalia. Oh, you mean, is it like a... Okay, so that means that once something is done, you can't have it in the whole world? Over 10 million people play, Mikey. I could play against P1s. Like, kill P1s, because I'm a warlock, and that's, like, the most evil character. How many people? Of course I wanted that one. How many people play? Over 10 million. Oh, my goodness. It's very addicting, I heard, and there's 70 levels, and I guess it's really hard, but my lover, he's on level 35, so he kicks butt at it. Yeah, I just wanted to tell you, be careful, Ashley, because the game is very addicting. Yes, I've heard, I know. And, like, the one thing that most Warcraft players say is... just one more level or just 31 minutes or just one more kill. I understand. You want to limit yourself one to two hours because I just quit the game and I even had to go to a website just to convince myself to quit. You need to go to wowdetox.com. Oh, look at that. Okay. It's really bad. Yeah, on that show Intervention, they've showed people that have video addiction.

18:52Really? It's easy to do. Remember P1Taylin called in and he said he had that video game addiction? It was to World of Warcraft. He emailed me and he's like freaking out that I'm gonna... That you're getting into it? Yeah. P1Brent Jones is on the line. Hi, Brent Jones. Hey, how's it going? Good. Hey, I'm a little confused. What happened to Ramsey being a black man servant? Well, we've talked about this on the air at length. And the deal was our program director said... Because of all the Don Imus stuff that went on. When Don Imus said nappy-headed hoes. Uh-huh. And that made such big news. It was kind of a mandate by our program director that said, you know, you can't do anything that is going to upset anybody in terms of race. Wow, that's kind of ridiculous. Yeah, I thought so too. But, you know, what are you going to do? You know, there's rules. You've got to live by them. And so we changed it to Ramsey Skye's white manservant. Yeah. helicopter ride in the honky conch 2. And so now it's the honky conch 2. Yeah, honky conch 2. That's right. Alright, thanks guys. Thank you Brent Jones. P1 Paul is on the line. Hi Paul. Hey, how you guys doing? Good. Hey, there's this local magazine called Revolt in Style that's out and it says that Clear Channel pays its morning shows a lot of money and it talks about Tony and Chris and about how they're

20:21way overpaid and they're a bunch of goobers. And then it talks about you guys. It says that everyone, that every Mikey is overpaid and that you guys don't deserve what you get. It's kind of rude. Zeth showed that to us yesterday back in the office. And I think it's, to me, it's more than rude. First of all, it's so, it's a person's opinion. And in my mind, one of the First of all, it isn't true. And second of all, it's a very foul and ugly opinion. And it's a weird and strange way to make a living. Especially when you, you know, what are your credentials? Like what makes you okay to say that? And I got to tell you something. If somebody says something good about you.

21:16and you read it, you usually never have a problem with it. If somebody says something mean and ugly about you, you usually do have a problem with it. The bottom line is that no matter what they say about you, they have an opinion, and that opinion is the same as, what do I think of mint and chocolate chip flavored ice cream? And you can write about mint and chocolate chip flavored ice cream and say, it tastes disgusting. In fact, mint and chocolate chip is a disgusting flavor. And what is so bizarre about it is it's one of the most popular flavors out there. And so what are you really talking about? How can you possibly take something that has a flavor and try to be critical of it? First of all, it's something that a lot of people enjoy. And second of all, it's your taste buds guy. It's your taste buds. So I was actually going to talk about that off the air. And I didn't read what was up on my screen when I took this phone call. And if I had, I probably wouldn't have taken it because I think it's a moronic thing. I honestly and genuinely think it was a moronic and stupid thing. The whole thing. I mean, that's just the stuff about us. The stuff that I heard you say and the stuff that I heard Seth say yesterday about Tony and Chris.

22:42Who does that? Who does that? Whose job is that? But it just seems kind of mean, you know? No, it is mean. It is mean. And, you know, whatever. I mean, it's nothing in the world that I can ever control. Or that any of us can ever control. It's always going to be there. It's always going to be there. And as long as we decide that this is what we want to do for a living, there's always going to be people that can be critical of it. And believe me, man, awful, horrible, terrible things have been said about me. In fact, the same thing has been said about me. That I don't have any talent. And that I'm fat and I'm ugly. And some of which are true. I'm not Tom Cruise. Listen, if people don't listen to us, then we go away. We're not on the radio anymore. If people listen to us, it certainly isn't because of one person. It's because of the whole thing. And nobody plays instruments like the people I play with. And I would be terrified at the notion of Eddie.

23:54Sky, Sean, Ashley, Rob, or Zeth being on, well, the exception is Zeth. That guy, I mean, that guy's just a complainer. No, we're being positive right now. Sorry. We're being positive. But I would be terrified to have one of you guys on another show and have to compete against you because you're that good. I don't want you guys on other shows because I don't want to have to. And the other shows, I'm okay going against. I know what I have here. I know in terms of an army. I feel that our army can be put up against any army, not only in this town, but in any town in America. And I would be freaked out to think that any one of my guys would be fighting for another team because I'd be worried. What am I going to do? They're good. They're real, real good. So it was a stupid thing. P1 Vapor? Yeah.

24:51You were talking earlier about how you're using your microphone differently and whatnot, and I was thinking about it, and you actually sound a little bit better today than you have other shows. Really? It seems like there's a little bit more bass in your voice. Well, I was wrong. Check you out. I don't know what to tell you. I'm saying you sound better. No, yeah. Yeah, bass in your face. Well, I'm going to keep doing it. I'm going to keep doing it the way I'm supposed to do it then, and hopefully I get used to the way it sounds. Right on. All right, thank you. I feel I need to... As I'm listening to it, I feel there's some adjustment I need to make in my voice. I like it. But I realize they change things. That must be what it is. That's why I'm noticing the difference. P1CJ. Yes, hey, what's going on? What's up, man? Hey, love you guys' show. Thank you. Don't worry about what the critics write. Hey, I was calling in for Eddie's Assassin's Creed. I wanted to let him know that...

25:49Even though you think you might be done with the game, there's actually a lot of secrets that pop up at the end that's not written inside the game. Oh, no. Eddie, what do you think about that? Eddie, what does that mean to you? What does that say? However long you think that it's going to be for him, probably add an extra two hours to the game just to get it beaten, to get fully done with the game. I accept your challenge, sir. Look at that. If he needs any help, Xbox Live. I'm SoCalSiege. I'm up on GamerBattles.com. I can help him out, let him know the secret achievements, whatever he needs. All right. Thank you very much. Eddie, is this a game that you can get online and play with other people? I have no idea. I don't have Xbox. Yesterday you didn't know you had a wireless controller. Exactly. What's online play? What's that? Maybe it would be fun if you can use your internet connection and get on there. You'd be playing people. Well, I don't have Xbox. I have PS3. Yeah, it does. I know, I know. But that guy was saying, you know, I'm Xbox, blah, blah, blah, whatever that means. It's like gangs. Yeah, it is. Xbox gang. It is. I don't think it's an online game, though. Do you use wireless at your house or no? What do you mean? Wireless, like if you had a, do you have a wireless router? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you have a laptop, you can sit on your couch and do it?

27:14Yeah, your PS3's got a built-in one, so you can go online and play people. Oh, I know. Yeah? Yeah, but I don't think Assassin's Creed is. It isn't? Uh-uh. You don't play people like that? I don't think so. When you beat that game in, get into World of Warcraft. Oh, wow. Or the Warcraft. What is it? And we can fight each other. That's good. Careful, she's a warlock. That's right. I heard that. It's a mean fun. This is what we have on the show today. First of all, we are going to be doing... An engagement game. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, it's going to take place on Thursday. If you're listening to me right now and you are engaged to be married, like Ashley and Rob. Wait, no, no. They're not engaged to each other. It's a different people. If you are engaged, you're going to want to be in the studio on Thursday. We're going to pick couples, okay? It's going to be very fun, and we'll tell you a little bit later what is up for grabs. I saw Dr. Phil in the lobby as I was walking in here, and he was giving infant CPR instructions. Now, I don't know what that's about, but he had a doll. In the Clear Channel lobby? Yeah, in the Clear Channel lobby. There's nobody even here yet. That's crazy! And he was wearing a hazmat suit. A hazmat?

28:38Talking about chemical warfare and what you would have to do. I don't know what it was about. Weird. But for some reason, he's here. Also on the Mikey Show today, something that we call Mikey's Court. Wait a second. Oh, no. Wait a second. Oh, no. I love it. This is where I'm a judge, and Eddie and Skye are the prosecution and the defense. Yes. And we got an email from a guy that has a situation going on. And so Eddie will provide counsel and Sky will provide counsel. Oh, no. It should be fantastic. Eddie's never lost, Mike. No, you can put that on the board. Also, don't forget our Valentine hotline. You can be calling 858-715-1923 and saying I love you to your loved one. And then in a couple of days on Valentine's Day, we'll be playing those back on the air. What's Rock Jukebox is on the show today. Should be nice. And so we'll get into all of this stuff. Louis Black in the stand-up spotlight. The Mikey Show stand-up spotlight. 105.3. Last year.

29:55The halftime show was presented by MTV. Because when I think music, oh yeah, I think MTV. The people who have done everything they could in my lifetime to destroy music as I know it. And in case you don't realize it, MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken. So who does MTV get to play at halftime? They get in sync. Sure, because when I think football... I think NSYNC. And it was interesting, because I'd never heard NSYNC play. Because, you know, when they come on, I like to take a pencil and shove it in my ear. And that would have been enough for a halftime show, but no. Quite shortly thereafter, they're joined by Aerosmith. I have NSYNC and Aerosmith. And I am confused. What's a P1? A P1 is someone that turns down their radio, they get to the point, they don't cuss, and they listen to the Mikey Show exclusively. That is correct.

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36:24Guaranteed fresh or we'll brew it new. Guaranteed fresh or we'll brew it new. Rick, uh, anyone know what's wrong with Rick? You know 7-Eleven's coffee guarantee? Where they'll brew you new coffee? That's the one. Old Rick here thought it'd be funny to see if they'd really do it. I guess they did. Yeah, like a hundred times. Introducing the fresh coffee guarantee from 7-Eleven. If your cup's not fresh and full of flavor, we'll brew it new for you, no matter how many times you ask. Guaranteed fresh, fresh, fresh. Oh, thank heaven. At participating stores. I'm freaking. Guess what I just found out? Um, what? Four words, my friend. Filet-O-Fish Fridays. They're back! Really? At Mickey T's? No way. For real, man. We can feast on Filet-O-Fish sandwiches for a buck twenty-nine. Oh, man. That's a delicious classic. Warm, flaky fish filet covered with tangy tartar sauce. And fromage. You mean cheese. Right. It's fantastic! In fact, let's go get lunch because I'm feeling famished. Dude. Look, Phil, if you're a fan, the famous Filet-O-Fish Fridays are a favorite that won't last forever. So no fooling around, okay? Okay. Well, go to Mickey D's, grab some Filet-O-Fish sandwiches, and you can have as much as you want as long as you stop with the... All right, fine. Man, it's gonna be a feeding frenzy of a fabulous fish fantasy that can be fetched for only a few farthings. Dude, farthings? I really think you went too far. Fair enough.

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39:09We've got the south ones out of the 5 now slowing here down the shoreline out of Encinitas into Salona Beach. South 15's got some brake lights to deal with here this morning to West Candido up to 78 down to Villarancho Parkway. So just be prepared. But it's not too bad overall. The westbound 8, that's a good-looking ride here so far this morning. That's a nice one all the way into Mission Valley. The west 94 King Freeway looking great in the downtown. And you've got the usual stuff developing now in the south bay. Both the 5 and the 5 northbound. It's got the usual hitch here up to National City. 8.05, a minor delay through North Park. But now you're seeing some traffic develop out of Cranny Mesa already, heading up over to 52. I'm Rick Lawrence, Rock 105.3. Well, Valentine's Day is on Thursday. That is only two days away, ladies and gentlemen. And I know Valentine's... day can get expensive so why not save some money and one thing you can save money on is on flowers and do it with pro flowers pro flowers is hooking up p1s with an exclusive deal and it's one that can't be beat anywhere in town you try and go to a local florist anywhere and uh you know especially now this the week of it is impossible to find a better deal than this you can get a dozen red roses or

40:19two dozen assorted roses. Both of them come with a free vase and free truffles for just $39.99. It is an unbeatable deal right before Valentine's Day. So make sure you hook up your gal with a nice pair, a nice set of roses. neither a dozen red roses or two dozen assorted roses. This is the way you do it. You go to proflowers.com. There's going to be a little radio microphone that's located in the upper right-hand corner. You click on it, and then it'll ask for a password. The password's my name, Eddie, E-D-D-I-E, and then you'll be all hooked up. Once again, it's proflowers.com. Password's Eddie. You can also call them at 1-800-PRO-FLOWERS. That's 1-800-P-R-O-FLOWERS. Just don't forget to use the password, Eddie. Don't wait. Order now. The Mikey Show continues. I find that I am actually afraid of many animals. I train my brain to try and move objects. I am extremely frugal and pretty much only buy things when they're on sale. I tend to think a lot about creating inventions for law enforcement. I'm the only guy I know that's able to pull off, getting pulled over in the courthouse parking lot wall parking.

41:33And get a ticket. And Ashley. I'm extremely prone to self-inflicting injury. The Mikey Show's on. It's worth every penny. Rock 105.3. Smooth like jazz, isn't it? Goes down the road good. Yeah, real sweet. Real sweet. Welcome back. It's 647. It looks like six new kids in San Diego County have contracted the measles. The Miami Dolphins have begun their process of rebuilding. They cut nine players yesterday, including Trent Green. Hey, folks, I think it's important for parents to know. And Sky, I got to get your help on this one. But apparently there was another measles outbreak. Yeah. So basically we found out last week that three siblings had the measles. One of the siblings had traveled to Switzerland, got the measles.

42:49well, didn't know, obviously, that the kid had the measles, came back and infected the other siblings, the two other siblings. So three siblings with measles. They went to their school not knowing in the beginning that the kids had the measles, infected another kid. So that was a total of four kids with the measles. Question. I thought, well, okay, I didn't think. I would have thought that either the U.S. government or the government of Switzerland would want to make sure that this didn't happen. And so that they would make sure that if you have children that are traveling to their country, or if it was the United States, that maybe they would say, if you're traveling to this country, make sure you're inoculated before you go, because they don't have rules about it. Right. Maybe that is the case, but people just go, whatever.

43:44Yeah, I don't know. I don't either, but I would have thought. I mean, wouldn't that make sense? I mean, they could recommend things all day long, but unless something is made mandatory and they don't let you in the country, I mean, really, not everyone's going to comply. My wife and I, we're compliers. Like, you're either a complier or you're not a complier. I am a complier. If they say do it, I don't want to be that guy. Well, lots of people are scared of the measles vaccine because that's part of the MMR vaccine. That's the one we're afraid of. Yeah. But I'm telling you right now, this is why I'm going to be scared. I don't want to go there if they tell me that, if they do. Right, right. And the reason I don't is because they're telling me, hey, that stuff is prevalent. They don't do, you know, we haven't got the MMR shot yet. In fact, we're waiting. We're going to, we're putting it off as long as we can put it off. Yeah. I'm strong and healthy, strong immune system. But this stuff, man, this stuff's kind of, you know, gives you the willies. I don't know how you can travel outside of the United States and not have your kids vaccinated. That's bizarre. It's crazy. So that then brought the total of cases of measles in San Diego County to four. Okay.

44:57And then just recently, six more cases were suspected. All six of those children were in the doctor's office the same day as one of the original kids who had it was at that doctor's office. And those six kids go to preschool, daycare, swim camp, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So now a total of 50 kids are quarantined. Because six, only six are infected, but 50 kids have come into contact and those 50 kids don't have their vaccine. So they're being told stay home to make sure that the symptoms aren't out there. This is the first measles outbreak in San Diego County in the last 17 years. Well, the thing that's so scary about it is, is that a couple of weeks you reported on it and it was four. Now it's 50. Well, no, it's only 10 cases, but 50 kids are quarantined because they've come into contact and they haven't had their vaccine. They haven't shown symptoms of the measles yet. So only 10 kids have the measles. Exactly. But those 10 kids have come into contact with other kids who haven't had the vaccine. So are they safe? Have they just not started showing the symptoms yet? So they're saying better safe than sorry. Keep these kids away from other children so that it doesn't become a huge epidemic. Doesn't measles look like little dots?

46:18Isn't that what you guys know of it? Yeah, I think so, yeah. Little red dots. Yeah, they say it's... I think I had them before. You did? Yeah. Measles? It's pretty scary. They say it's highly contagious, especially in children who become extremely sick with pneumonia and brain swelling, and it can be fatal. Mm-hmm. Well... Yeah, but it sounds like, you know, the schools and everything and everywhere that these kids have been are trying to contact everybody and let everybody know. Yeah. That sucks. This email subject is the girl from yesterday that hates the Mikey show. There was a girl at the very end of the show. Her name was Snow. And she hated the Mikey show. In particular, she hated Ashley's laugh. My obnoxious laugh. Her obnoxious laugh, she said.

47:10This email says, I think the girl that called in at the end of the show the other day and said she didn't like Ashley's laugh was actually thinking of Skye's laugh. Skye's laugh even makes me cringe, signed Fran Drescher. Oh, that's... Why would... Oh, really? I'm putting it in the garbage right now. Great. I mean, she's got some nerve. I mean, a lot of nerve on that. She really does. On that French rusher one. I do disagree, Eddie. Oh, I do. That wasn't necessary. Did you guys know that Arnold Schwarzenegger was in Carlsbad yesterday at a biotech company? Oh, yeah, that's right. Well, we're trying to manufacture a new machine. How's that Skynet? Not Skynet. Yes. No, Skynet. Sky2Net. Yeah. No, no such thing. It was great. And we're one step closer to taking over the whole North County. You're taking over North County? That's where it starts. Vista. Oceanside. Why? Carlsbad. Then it'll sweep like the measles throughout the entire county. You have to put a microchip in your head. In my head? Yeah. Our goal is by February 20th,

48:33Solano Beach. Where? Solano Beach. I don't know. Okay. And then we march on to Dumas. Dumas? Yeah, and the Vial de la Valle. Oh, God. Vial de la Valle. That better. Right? And then we're to the Pacific Bouch and then on to Ocean Bouch. It's me. Pacific Bouch and Mission Bouch. It's pronounced me. And all of them. I'll take them all over. Yeah. Well said, by the way. That's right. Why was he there? What was he doing at a biotech company? Well, he was basically talking about how California is awesome and the rest of the world is jealous because of our biotech industry and how successful it is and how many jobs it's creating here in California. Cut 30. We're fortunate to be invested a lot of money into the future of California. that now is paying off not only for research, not only for building the schools and building transportation and fixing the levees and all of those things, but it also pays off because it pays a lot of jobs. Someone could be in California. Yeah, yeah. Bud McGain. McGain. Guy pronounces T's, D's. He can't do anything about it. He was in the Derminator. So you can't help it at all.

49:56Yesterday on Good Morning America, Reese Witherspoon was on there, and she was talking about how she hopes that her kids get teased in school and bullied. She wants them to? She would like them to. Oh. She would like them to. And when we come back, I'm going to play you the audio of her saying it and why she's saying it. Why does she want her kids to be bullied? Why does she want her kids to be teased? She says it. Odd. Play it for you next. And... We're also going to tell you about if you're engaged, how you can be a part of our engagement game. So if you're engaged and you would like, oh, this is, why don't I go ahead? Should I say what you're going to, what should I do, Eddie? Tell them what they're going to win now. Have them call or have them call when we come back. Let's do that. You're going to win something cool. So, and it'll be for Valentine's. So hang on. We'll tell you what it is next. You guys make my morning so much better. I swear to God. I appreciate that, dude. That's very nice of you to say. At Mossy Nissan, our New Year's resolution is to drop a few pounds. Actually, a few hundred thousand pounds. Mossy Nissan's weight reduction sale is here. Help Mossy Nissan trim down their inventory and save with slim Mossy prices, plus fat factory incentives. Mossy Nissan. Mossy Nissan.

51:31Right now at all six Mossy Nissan locations, get huge savings on over 2,000 brand new Nissans, including the stylish Altima, sporty Sentra, rugged Xterra, powerful Titan and Frontier pickups, the gas-saving Versa, plus Nissan's all-new street-savvy Rogue crossover. Hurry, Mossy Nissan's weight reduction sale won't last long. Visit your local Mossy Nissan store today. Just announced, for the final days of the weight reduction sale, test drive any new Mossy Nissan and get two weeks free at any Frogs Fitness location in San Diego County. Limit one per customer must be 18 years of age with valid California license. Offer available while supplies last. Well, you just heard Eddie talking about it. Valentine's Day is $2. days away and the mikey show is here to help you we have a lot of great ideas how you can still get gifts for your loved ones and you'll come out looking like a prince like you had it planned all along even though it's two days away so that's why i suggest you check out pajamagram.com that's pajamagram.com they got a whole

52:32bunch of different great gifts for any lady in your life. They got PJs from the very sexy stuff to the very comfy oversized goodies. They got slippers, bathrobes, bath products. There's so many cool things for any woman on your list, whether you're buying a little something for, you know, a girl that's a friend, or if you're getting something for the lady lover in your life, there's something there for everyone at pajamagram.com. And what's awesome about it is it comes already wrapped for you guys. It comes in a beautiful lavender hat. hat box with a sash so you don't have to do anything and you're gonna come out looking so good like you had this planned the whole time okay so shop now and have your pajama grand delivered overnight or right on valentine's day trust me guys women we want to be spoiled on valentine's day and this is the gift you're both gonna love so call 1-800-GIVE-PJS or visit pajamagram.com that's pajamagram.com and tell them sky sent ya yes finally it's about time George, today's your lucky day. You're the prize squad's lucky $10 million winner. Smile for the camera. Woo-hoo!

53:39I've been waiting a long time for this. So, George, what are you going to do with your $10 million? Yeah, yeah, can you guys move aside and make way for the Subway sandwiches? Subway sandwiches? What Subway sandwiches? Excuse me, excuse me. Look out, please. Subway sandwiches coming through. But, George, George, what about your $10 million price check? Not now, guys. It's time for lunch. So what are we going to do now? People can't wait to get their hands on a Subway tuna sandwich. And now you can enjoy it in a whole new way. Try it hot and fresh toasted with melted cheese for a delicious tuna melt. Pick up your tuna or tuna melt today. George, hello. We're not leaving until you tip the deck. Not until I finish my Subway sandwich. George, hello. Subway, eat fresh for a limited time only at participating restaurants. Mikey Show. How you doing? This is P1 Craig. What's up, Craig? Yeah, I just wanted to... Thank you for that reference to AIS, man. They're saving me a boatload of money. When did you call them? Earlier this week. Look at you. You're a good P1, and you've saved money for it. Yeah. They're saving me like $1,500, man. My old company is just railing me on my rates. I'm paying less for a full year than I was for half a year with USAA. Is that right? Because they're a brokerage. That's how they work. They shop. Like 30 different companies get you the best one. How much did you pay before? Before, I was paying just over $2,000 a year. How much now?

55:02A little over 600. Same coverage? Same coverage. That's incredible. That's AIS. I'm so glad that you've been plugging them nonstop. Thank you for calling, bro. I was out at first, but now I'm sold. I'm telling you, man. I'm not BSing when I talk about it. Yeah, it was one of those things that sounded too good to be true, and I found out that I was wrong. 1-800-777-4247 is the phone number. Thank you for the call. No problem, man. Every kiss begins with K. This Valentine's Day, K Jewelers proudly presents the Leo Diamond. The first diamond ever to be independently measured and certified for its superior brilliance. Handcrafted by the master diamond artisans at Leo Schachter. The Leo, like all diamonds at K, is hand-selected to match beautifully. Collection priced from under $500 to $6,500 at K Jewelers. Your authorized Leo Diamond Jeweler. Every kiss begins with K. For all store locations or to shop anytime, visit K.com. Here's something you might have missed on the Mikey Show. I have old girl names picked out, right? Ashley got her new puppy and wanted one of those names for her puppy. Are you kidding me? And when she said the name, when she said the name, I said, oh, Ash, you know, that's one of the names that I was thinking of naming a girl, if I ever have a girl. And she goes, oh, well, then I'm finding a different name. Like, it was completely off the board, but I just thought it was awesome. It was above and beyond that she was that considered. Can you say what the name was? Somebody will steal it, Mike.

56:30On planet Earth. It's Leviathan. It's Mikey. The Mikey Show continues. Rock 105.3. The great Dan something. I remember it's Dan. Hartman. Dan Hartman. Dan Hartman. Dan Hartman, ladies and gentlemen. Great song. Streets of Fire. Is that the name of the album? I think that was the name of the movie. From the soundtrack. The soundtrack of the film Streets of Fire, which I've never seen. I'll be honest with you. Who was in that? I don't think anybody big. Sean, do you remember Streets of Fire? I do remember Streets of Fire. And I think you're right. I just remember when I first played this song, I had to say, from the soundtrack of the movie Streets of Fire, it's Dan Hartman. In that voice? Yeah, in that voice. KWSS 94.5.

57:38It's 7-0-3. Well, the word on the street is that Fergie is pregnant after showing a baby bump at the Grammys. Oh, Padres looks like they're going to sign veteran Tony Clark, and they also give Khalil Green a two-year extension. Yes, it really is. Whenever you hear that, you know what we're talking about. Oh, that just is so touching, that sound. I mean, it just makes, you know, the bottom of your... of your eye sockets get very tight and, you know, start to feel like they're getting heavy and you realize you're, you know, you're sick with the flu or something. Allergies. Allergies. Take a clear and you're all better. This is about love, my friends. This is about two days from now. We are into something that we call St. Valentine's Day. And Valentine's Day is a day that we...

58:52Look at our significant other, our husband or our wife or our boyfriend or our girlfriend, and we say to them, I love you. Yeah, you're all right. You're all right. No, I don't think that's what you say. That's on a couple of cards I saw. Yeah, I choose you. You're all right. Yeah, that's right. No, I don't think you should get that card. You mean to me. Well, that's... Very creepy. It's a really loving day where you get to turn to the person you love and you go, I'm watching you. That's not what you say. So you know it. Stop it. Everywhere you are. Hey, guys. Because of something called GPS, I love you. Whoa. I love you. Go ahead. Stop it. Be back whenever you want. So anyway, what we're doing is we are looking for couples that are engaged to be married this year.

59:49Who's getting married later this year? It's, you know, a lot of people, Eddie did a July wedding and a lot of people love that time of year. And this is, you know, as we get into summertime, we're getting into wedding time. So if you're engaged to be married and you are able to come into the studio on Thursday morning, give us a call if you're getting married this year. And what we're going to do is a lot of people on Valentine's Day, including me this year, You don't have the dough to be going out to fancy dinners. No. Especially if you're saving for a wedding. Oh. Oh. It's so true. But that doesn't mean that you aren't in love. You still love him or her. It's just that here on February 12th, you're going, well, yeah, it's two days away. And I'm kind of like, I don't know what I'm going to do.

1:00:48We can't afford to go out to a nice dinner. And also, I don't have the dough to do it, even if we could. And I would love to be able to take her to a really nice place, but what am I going to do? I can barely afford to get her a card, for crying out loud. Love your mouth. Maybe that's what you're saying about your fella. I can barely afford to get him a card. I'm supposed to go to dinner? So, what we're doing is, you've heard me a million times. Talk about my favorite restaurant in San Diego. My favorite restaurant in San Diego. In fact, it's one of the best restaurants I've ever eaten at in my life, period. Is Pamplemousse. Pamplemousse Grill in Del Mar. And so I talked to Jeffrey. And he said, yeah, we'll make it work. Whatever. Don't worry about it. When I called him, he said, listen, that night, no reservations. Mike. None. No reservation. I'll call you back. And then he called back and he goes, we made it work. Two couples, prime time. Wow. Shut up. 830 reservation at Pamplemuth. Shut up. That's huge. For two couples. Two couples. So, here's what you need to do. What do you need to do? Call us right now. 570-1053. Are you engaged to be married this year?

1:02:21Are you engaged to be married this year? If you are, call us right now and you could be eligible to win. Now, you got to come into the studio on Thursday morning. Correct. You got to come into the studio on Thursday morning. And what are you going to be doing? You're going to be doing like a game of, it's like a newlywed game before you're married. Yeah, for engaged couples. See if you really should be getting married. Awesome. I love it. It's the pre-lea wed game. I love it. The four-year wed game. No. Not wed-ly game. The engagement game? There it is. The engaged-ly-led game. Engaged-ly wed game. Forget it. Anyway, call us right now. This is P1 Ron Mexico on the line. What's up, Mikey? Ron Mexico, you're engaged? Yes, sir. Really? Yeah, and Christmas. I asked her. She said yes right away. Very, very nice. Nice work. Very, very nice. Where did you ask her to marry you? In front of my family at the Christmas tree. I had it in an ornament, and she had no clue. And I said, here, babe, I couldn't afford you anything, so here's this nice ornament, because I gave her one last year. And she opened it because it had a lid on it and had the ring, and she was just shocked. You didn't need it in your bedroom?

1:03:46That is good. Wait a minute, Ashley. Uncalled for. You do at Christmas time. Uncalled for. Hey, listen. Hey, listen. To each their own. Yeah, everybody's got their own way. I thought that was the way it goes. That's how Rob did it. Hey, listen. Some people roll with, like, the grandeur of doing it in front of your family and the tears and the joy that's accompanied by it. Some people do it on their comforter. Well, you know, the privacy... of your own bourgeois is romantic to some. You know what it is, Eddie? It's an intimate setting. It is. And it says to your wife, I want to be in this room with you. Well, this is where the magic happens. Yeah. And this is a magical moment. Yeah. So, it made perfect sense. It also says, I put a lot of time into this. Well, Sean. Maybe it does. I mean... Maybe that was their special spot. You don't, don't judge. Eddie, that's weird. That was their special spot. Hey, listen, I don't know. I can't speak for the guy. He's, uh... You guys breaking my... Whoa! Whoa! The kid's got your back! Oh, dude, don't be a hothead. The kid has your back! You ain't a hothead. What are you saying? If I get to come in there and, you know, change a couple minds, I'll come in there. I get it. No, don't do that. Don't do that. What? Don't do that. You mean change our kneecaps? You know what I'm saying?

1:05:04Well, listen, Ron Mexico, can you come into the studio on Valentine's Day? With your fiancé. With your fiancé. Yeah, we're off this week, so it's perfect. Okay, cool. And second question. Have you ever been to Pamplemousse before? I've never been, but you've been raving about it, and I so want to try it. Perfect, man. My suggestion, Kobe beef burger and truffle fries. That's my suggestion, but you go with whatever. Hang on the line, okay? Thanks. This is going to be a dinner for two. However, I just want to let you know right up front. You can spend up to $150 at this place. It's a lot of dough. But don't be doing this $1,000 ball of wine because if you do, that's on you. $150, which is a ton of dough. You should be able to be fine and then some. Also, this is just between me and you. And by me and you, I mean everybody listening that may participate in this game. Tip your waitresses at the door. Thank you very much. That's all I'm saying. We'll cover the dinner. That would be nice. Tip your waitresses at the door is all I'm saying. P1 Danny is on the line. Danny, are you there? Yes, sir. What's going on, man? Got engaged December 24th and really don't have too much money. We're moving out and I don't know. I called in. I love it. I love it. I love it. Now, have you ever been to Pample Moose? No, sir.

1:06:31It is the greatest restaurant in the city of San Diego and in all of San Diego County. The food is phenomenal, man. The guy's an artist and you're going to love it. And hopefully, and I say hopefully because, put you on hold now so that you can hear it on hold and I don't have to be nervous with you on the line, okay? Hang on. Would have been nervous him hearing what I'm about to say. Here's the catch. Only one of them is going to win. What's the game? Maybe. And I'll tell you why. There is another person whom I know that is getting married this year who is also poor. Cannot afford to go out to anything. I'm talking Denny's Grand Slam $1.99 meal. Can't afford it. No. And that is Boston Ralph. Oh. Yeah.

1:07:19Like Rob for lunch eats Eddie's leftovers from dinner. It's true. Hey, that was awesome. Eddie brings Tupperware with his leftovers so Rob can eat. It's true. It's delicious. I looked at this thing that he had. I looked at this container that he had yesterday and I go, is that chicken? I go, is that like fried chicken? And he goes, yeah. And I was thinking, man, that's because kids that cook. And I go. I go, when did you do that? And he goes, Eddie gave it to me. I go, oh, Eddie's a cook. He fed me on the back porch, Mike. That's right. I put it in his Robbie bowl and he ate it. When I had it in my bowl, I saved it. So anyway, him, we've said this a million times, the woman he's marrying is like the opposite of Rob. Classy, elegant, beautiful, gorgeous, sexy. And so she... She is. And more. Did you talk to her about this? She's correct. Did you talk to her about this? Yeah, last night. And? And she's coming in. Wow. Okay, now let me tell you something. So that means we got two dinners and we got three couples. That is awesome. Two dinners.

1:08:31Three couples. And I'm going to tell you right now, this kid is going to be fighting for his life. You better believe it. You better know your girl, dude. He's going to be fighting for his life. And I'm telling you right now, he didn't know what any of the questions are or any of that. And so I can't wait. It's going to be like a real newlywed game with people that have never done it before. And that's going to be on Valentine's Day? It's going to be on Valentine's Day. By the way, our Valentine line open for you if you want to call and leave a message for your loved one right now. 858-715-1923 if you want it played back on the radio. Call that number and leave a very sweet but brief message. Hey, Ash, when you recorded the outgoing for that, did you say to keep it brief? If you didn't, I need you to make sure you tell them. Keep it brief because I don't want to have these people leaving these 10-minute long messages. Should we leave like sweet... Just say, keep it brief? Or should I say, like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just say, keep it brief. Say, hey, give me... Tell your loved one you love him. Keep it brief. We'll just tell them that, and hopefully they'll figure it out. Still to come on the Mikey Show, Mikey's Court. Oh, great. It pulls back. That's right. Eddie and Skye will be a prosecuting and defending attorney. So that's coming up in a little bit. Coming up next, we'll find out why Dr. Phil was lurking in the hallway. Whoa. That's next.

1:10:01Mike was here. The Mikey Show continues. Mike is a f***er. Love is in the air. And Uncle Cal is getting downright Casanova, baby. Hey, how would you like to have a brand new 08 Dodge loaded, I mean loaded with everything you ever wanted, and get $6,000 cash back? I would love a new 08 Dodge. Trade me that old car. But I owe money on it. I'll pay it off. Be still my heart. And I'll send you home in a brand new 08 Dodge loaded and give you $6,000 cash back. Cal, you're sweet-talking your way to one happy customer, Cupid. Rising up your bow and let's hear that again. Pay me that old car. I'll pay it off. And I'll send you home in a brand new 08 Dodge loaded and give you $6,000 cash back. And come out smelling like a rose on Valentine's Day. Sweet! Oh, Cal. Cupid has nothing on you. Dodge headquarters. Worthington Dodge in the car. Country mall in Carlsbad. Open till midnight. Cashback offer. $6,000 factory repaid. Applies to new 08 Dodge Ram 1500 quad cats on approved credit. Valentine's Day is here, so come into Vons where you'll find long stem roses, delicious chocolates, and heartfelt cards for that special someone. Vons. Ingredients for life.

1:11:20Well, the Mikey Show is all about trying to make your Valentine's Day the best it could possibly be. You just heard how we're doing a contest with engaged couples for them to win an awesome dinner on Valentine's Day. But we also got a lot of tips so you can get cool stuff for your loved ones. And it's not too late. Yes, Valentine's Day is two days away. It's on Thursday. But it's not too late to get something awesome for your girl like a Vermont teddy bear. All these things that we're trying to hook you up with are things that we've actually used. Oh, 100%. We use these things. Like, I've gotten my wife a Vermont teddy bear. teddy bear. She still loves it. She freaked out when she got it because it was personalized. Something that made me have to put a little effort into it. You know, it wasn't like I went to Vons. And by effort, you mean it took you about 10 minutes. Right, right. I mean, thought. But to her, it's like you were thinking for weeks about this. Absolutely. I mean, you can go into some of these places and get a teddy bear or whatever, stuffed animal. That's great. That's fine. But Vermont teddy bears, not only their quality are awesome, but they're personalized. And that's what makes it much more special. Oh, yeah. You can personalize it based on what your gal does for a living, what her hobbies are, or you can get her.

1:12:26some really cute romantic teddy bears with her name on it. There's so many choices. Now, bears started just... Well, hold on. Oh, no. Okay, take two. That's what this guy calls cock-a-throat. That is cock-a-throat. Thank you, Eddie, for clarifying. Bears started just $49, and that's a small price to pay for something she'll love forever and ever. How dare you? This Valentine's Day, get the perfect gift for the perfect girl. Call 1-800-829-BEAR or shop online at vermontteddybear.com. Order now and have her bear delivered right on Valentine's Day, and that is guaranteed. No one makes it easier to show her that you know her than vermontteddybear.com and tell them Sky sent ya. Rock 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. We've got a couple of tough spots on our freeways here this morning, but for the most part, it's a pretty typical ride here. You've got the slowdown on the south on the side of the 5 coming out of La Costa now. That pretty much stays with you with the brake lights all the way to Salana Beach. South 15 this morning, a little bit tough out of Escondido off the 78 to view Rancho Parkway. Some bunched up stuff again through Carmel Mountain Ranch down to the 56. A lot of that could be some looky-lose slowing from an accident on the northbound 15.

1:13:33Right at the 56 here, blocking the slow lane is an overturned crash. Medical crews are on the scene. And that's why you're seeing that back up here. Northbound 15 approaching Mercy Road up to the accident scene there. You'll be stuck in that for a bit. East County hasn't been too bad this morning. A few brake lights out of Santee in the westbound 52. You've got westbound 8 getting into it this morning already. From right around Jackson Drive through La Mesa for a slow ride out to Lake Murray. And then it frees up. West 94 on the King Freeway. Just a few brake lights from 28th Street into downtown. And the usual stuff to expect out of the South Bay. No surprises here. Both the 5805 northbound have got the stuff out of Chula Vista up to National City. You're selling again on the 805 in pockets from the 15 in the North Park. Quite heavy, though, on this 805 out of Kearney Mesa, approaching the 163. Slow up to Governor Drive in the Golden Triangle. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. Mikey Morning Show. See San Diego. The Mikey Show continues with Mikey. I listen exclusively. To talk radio. Eddie. I use a specific sky. I don't gorgonzola, so. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. Sean. I really think that cubes from, like, refrigerator ice cube trays are disgusting. Boston Rock. I'm a grown-ass man. Show me some respect. And Ashley. I am a very forgiving person. On a Rock 105.3. I'm glad you don't like this one. Gives him the creepsies. I'm tired of it. Pure cold.

1:15:19Welcome back. It is 7.20. Paris Hilton's cat has been adopted after she left it at the vet for two weeks and never came back to pick it up. Come on, dude. What's up? I know it's fun, but you can't make rumors up. No, I swear. That can't be true. The woman adopted the cat. Yeah, she's good with that, right? Well, because remember we heard her telling Ellen yesterday that she has 17 dogs. Yeah! Scott, you're cool with the cat thing, right? Not at all. What the hell? What? That's horrible. Oh, man. Did they call her and say she was ready to be picked up? They don't say. They just say that, you know, after two weeks, the cat was technically abandoned. That's hot. Yeah, I guess Paris adopted the cat as a kitten last May. I forgot. Right before she went into jail.

1:16:18And she was supposed to bring it back immediately to get it spayed, but didn't bring it back until January of this year. And then once she brought it back to be spayed, she left it there for two weeks and never came back. Wow. God. She's busy. She's monstrous. She's really been busy. Really busy. I guess. So Reese Witherspoon says that she doesn't want her kids to miss out on being bullied and teased. What is that? Why? Cut 10. Children sometimes are very cruel with people who are different. Oh, yeah. I think we all sort of deal with that, either in our own childhood or raising children. That's sort of the formative experiences. I wouldn't want my children to miss out on any of that teasing and bullying. I just think it kind of makes you who you are when you don't make the soccer team. This is the thing that drives me crazy about today, right? Everybody wins the award and everybody's an MVP. No, they're not. I distinctly recall the two weeks of crying because I didn't make the volleyball team. It made me interesting, you know? Listen, I've got to say about Reese Witherspoon. I have to say this about Reese Witherspoon. I have to give props where props are due. Give some props, Mike. Prop it out. I've actually seen her in a couple of interviews. And every time I've seen her, I don't know if she could be a beating. I don't know. You don't know until you talk to somebody a little bit. You go, wow, I'm getting beat up here a little. But...

1:17:41She seems intelligent. I will give her that. Oh, she is. Every time I've seen Reese Witherspoon in an interview, I go, well, she seems like a very intelligent woman. You're smart. I want to say she went to Stanford, but she comes from a family of very high education. I heard it was UC Stanford. She's on Oprah talking about it. Cal State Stanford. No, no, no, no. That's it. She likes Stanford. It wasn't that she. Can you guys respond to an email that we got? I want to know what you guys think about this. Mikey, I've been hearing you guys talking about Valentine's Day. All the stuff that you guys are promoting makes me kind of sick. What? Hey, guys. Valentine's Day is a made-up holiday so that businesses can make more money off of us. What's the point? I'm in between girlfriends right now, but when I did have a girl, I would refuse to get her anything for Valentine's Day. Smart. I can get her something any day of the year. It really annoys me, and you guys need to seriously reevaluate who you shill for. Oh, shill. Take it easy, guy. And it says, thanks. P1 Dash. And I, listen, I...

1:19:09I read this. Eddie handed this to me yesterday. I thought a lot about it. He thought a lot about it. There's been some conversation. The truth is, we're not professionals. Oh, no. If you're going to talk to me, you're going to have to be honest. This is going to be a changing day. Oh, my goodness. Oh, for goodness sake. Where am I, Comic-Con? What is this? What is going on around here? Let me tell you something. He loves you. That is what I like to see. That is an excited young man. For sure. Well, he's here every time. You know, he's a fan. And I enjoy the kid. I enjoy the kid. He rides his 10-speed here every week. That's right. And he puts a little lock on it outside. And the 10-speed.

1:20:36has written on it, the Dr. Phil mobile. I love it. Tell him to go to school. Well, listen, y'all. I was listening to the email there from P1 Brash, and I was thinking about... Well, here's what I think. I think that just because mommy had to cut you off early and switch you to formula, it's not the folks at Profiler's fault, is it? Why don't you give them a break? This is what he needs to realize, y'all, is that his anger is not about corporate greed, and he knows it. It's about his complexion. Oh, my God. What are you talking about? You don't even know what he looks like. I do, Eddie. Trust me. It's called OxiSun, and it's cheap. That's not right. You don't know. You could also try the Pharmacia, and you can ask for something called Los. Accutane. No, that's... Hey, you don't know. Come on. Come on, help the guy. When you think about it here, I mean, you might try calamari before you say it's gross, and you'd have to have had a valentine at one time or another to hate it somehow. Well, he says he's in between. I know, Eddie, but that's a clear lie. Well, I don't know that. It's like being against holding hands with anyone but the Nordstrom mannequins, and... What? We all know it.

1:22:02There's no shame in that, by the way. There's a lot of shame in that. There is no shame. Eddie, that's how I met Robin. Robin? Who's Robin? My wife. Robin McGraw and I met. That's what I call her, Robin McGraw. Yeah, how'd that go down? We met because she was, no, she was a security guard when I got arrested for my mannequin stuff. I don't think that's the story. Case pending, so mumsy-wumsy. It's still pending? It's still pending. You've been buried for a long time. Keep appealing. Keep appealing the decision. Well, good luck with that. I want to know what holiday I hate. What's that? Columbus Day. What's up with that guy? Why would you hate Columbus Day? Because he didn't discover America, Sky. Well, I mean, the history books claim he did, but... The late, great Abe Vigoda did. First of all, Abe Vigoda's alive. Second of all, he didn't. He's only like 80. Y'all are wrong. Get the right history books, kids. You'll see good old fish standing there at Plymouth Rock with a Michelob in his hand. It is quite the sight. I think Da Vinci may have painted that scene. I'm not sure, though. I don't think so.

1:23:23It wasn't an art major, so I don't know for sure. I'm just saying. Are you popping some of your patient's meds? I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. You're not allowed to do that. Yes, I am. It's illegal. Tell you what, P1 Mash. Dash. Okay. While Valentine's Day was admittedly started by the Hallmark Corporation, why don't you try actually getting a girlfriend first instead of practicing making out with Miss Maxim 2005? Okay, well, we don't know that he's doing that. Or even worse, with Uhura, your dog. But I can tell from his email that there's a couple things wrong here with the ladies, and I'm going to send them straight right now, all right? Okay. Here's just a couple things. I want you all to write this down. It may help anyone else that's going through any kind of anger situations at Valentine's Day, all right? All right. Number one, it's fine to hang out at the Wave House to meet women.

1:24:23It's not fine to show up in a Speedo and a baby tee that says, attention, ladies, you're welcome. That's not all right. You shouldn't do that. I thought that it ever was. Numero dos. Oh, good. There's two. It's all right to send a woman a dozen roses that say, I love you. Oh, yeah, that's sweet. That's very sweet. It is not all right to do that in response to your second restraining order. It is not. It's a violation of your restraining order, actually. Number three. Oh, there's three. Oh, good. Three of them. It's fine to plan a romantic getaway with a woman. It's not fine if she's never met you. That's accurate. That is true. Guys. Number four. I can't believe there's four. It's the last one. It's great to surprise a woman every once in a while. It's not great when your surprise includes...

1:25:31Jumping out of her closet after she's gone to bed. Screaming, I like to watch you. I like to watch you. It's not alright. I don't know that anybody's doing that. What's this fella's name again? Dash. It's clear what I'm saying. Dash. Watch my mouth. Dash. He needs to turn that frown upside down. I love that scene. Sounds like he's got to touch the sour grapes. My guess is, Snash, that your former girlfriend probably dumped you on Valentine's Day. Now you hate the holiday. Instead, turn your anger on that two-bit hussy that slept with your dad. You slept with what? How do you know that? I'm just guessing. That's quite an assumption. Well, but truth is, I've been around the block so many times, they named a street after me. What? Dr. Phil Court, ladies and gentlemen. What do you mean? That's the name of the street. What? MapQuested. Okay. That's all I'm saying. I'm Dr. Phil. He'll slip into something more comfortable, like a coma. It's Mikey. On a Rock 105.3. Mr. Starfish, can you hear me?

1:26:59In that tank, through all that water? Well, I've got some news I want to share. Geico's teaming up with the Association of Zoos and Aquariums. Honestly, talking to a starfish is a bit difficult. I mean, am I talking to your face? I could be talking to your kneecap, for all I know. Right, well, I just wanted to let you know that I'm going to be making the rounds at a whole bunch of aquariums. I'm getting a word out about wildlife conservation. Honestly, I could be talking to a rowboat. How am I supposed to know? Right, so GEICO helps people save money on car insurance, but now we're helping save wildlife too. Well, give me a nod or something. Anything. Go. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. Come meet the GEICO gecko every weekend now through February 17th at the San Diego Zoo and see real geckos every day. See you there. Going to Frog's Fitness today to have a nice little workout. You know, that's what I've been doing since the beginning of the year. And I feel great. I got to tell you, I sleep better. You have so much more energy. I have way more energy. And it's just been a fantastic experience. You know, I love working out there because people are really cool there. They have all the latest equipment. You know, every cardio piece of equipment comes with its own personal.

1:28:18television screen i can't even imagine that because the gym i used to go to like there were three screens for the whole place and it was yeah it was always a soap opera because i go in the day it was always a soap opera sports center or cnn and none of those interest me when i'm trying to work out so i boring yeah with the with the tv screens they all have cable too so you watch whatever you want I mean, if you want to watch Food Network, if that's going to somehow inspire you when you work out, you can watch that. I watched SportsCenter. During Padre season, I would watch the games while I worked out, which were really cool. And you just plug in your headphones in there, and you get to listen to it, watch whatever you want. It is a great way to work out. Plus, they got all kinds of different... classes you could take too they got this new cranking class they got spinning they got yoga they got pilates i mean everything that you could possibly imagine they have at frogs fitness they got five san diego locations to find one near you go to their website it's frogsfit.com or you can call them at 877 frogs fit today

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1:33:40And then it grabs you right around Severn Drive for a slow ride over the Grossmont Summit through La Mesa all the way out to Lake Murray. And then slows again in the right-hand lanes from Waring up to the 805 transition. And coming up out of the South Bay, plenty of stuff on both the 5 and the 805 northbound now out of Chula Vista up to National City. The 5 freeway backing up into downtown. The 805 continues to slow off and on from the 15 in the North Park. And then crawls one more time out of Kearney Mesa from the 163 to Governor Drive in the Golden Triangle. I'm McLawrence on Rock 105.3. Valentine's Day is just two days away. I know. It's crazy. We're already, like, in mid-February. Anyway, Valentine's Day this Thursday. But it's not too late, guys. You can get your gal something really cool that she's going to love and that she's going to be able to use all the time and think about you while she's using it. That's why I suggest you get on your computer and check out pajamagram.com. Pajamagram.com, they have over 100 different styles of PJ.

1:34:36Whoa, PJs. And something for every gal in your life, whether your gal's very conservative and wants a big old set of flannel PJs, or if maybe your gal's a little more provocative and wants something real slinky and sexy. They have something for everyone. The quality is so good. And then they also have tons of other stuff, bath products. And you can get Valentine's Day delivery guaranteed. And it's not going to cost you an arm and a leg. So check out pajamagram.com. And what else is awesome, guys? They make it so easy for you. pre-wrapped. It comes in this beautiful lavender hat box with a sash and a little do not disturb sign for the door. And all of that is at no extra charge for you. So shop right now and have your Pajamagram delivered overnight or right on Valentine's Day. Trust me guys, women, we want to be spoiled and this is the gift you're both going to love. Call 1-800-GIVE-PJS or visit Pajamagram.com. That's Pajamagram.com and tell them Sky sent ya. Here's something you might have missed on the Mikey Show. What I'm doing is I turn this into a what you're doing at the courthouse, but it's what you're doing at the polls. There you go. Who'd you vote for? Hillary Clinton. Hillary? I get it. So you're a racist? No. Either way, you got him. Consider what? He's my best friend. And we got a beautiful black girl here. She's so beautiful. That's your best friend. That's tough. You're friends with a racist. She's not racist. It's kind of hard to hear her through that hood, though, huh?

1:36:11Rock 105.3. The great Leo Sayer. Welcome back. 741. A group of hikers found hundreds of pot plants growing in Poway yesterday. Former Major League pitcher John Rocker says baseball knew that he was on the juice. That is bizarre. That guy, that guy's cooking. He's great. The return of Mikey's Court this morning. That's right. Eddie and Skye will be going up against each other as prosecutor and defender. Easy. I don't want to. You're both right. Oh, good. Then I win. Oh, okay. I like it when we're both right. Did you see in the video where the girl playing in the M-Tube video where the girl playing Skye goes, we're both right. And a guy is playing Chris Hansen and he goes, I don't even know what that means.

1:37:21That's fantastic. All the M2 videos are up right now. If you go to Mikeyshow.com, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com, if you go there right now, type into the keyword section, type in the word watch, and you can see all these M2 videos. There's like... 40 of them. I was shocked because I know that they said they were going to start posting all the latest entries late yesterday afternoon. So when I went on the computer last night, I was like, oh cool, I'm going to watch all the new videos. And then I saw there were 40 of them. So I only got through like 10 of them, but they were great. There is a lot of them. It's awesome. And some of them are so good. There are some of them that are just weird. Yeah, I agree. Some of them are just And like Eddie said earlier, some of them you go, you know what? You didn't have to use the whole three minutes. I got what you were saying in about 20 seconds. But some of them were so well done. Some of them are edited really great. And there's one.

1:38:28That's a song where the guy does Billy Joel. Dude. We didn't start the fire. That's a great song. It's a great song. And it's all about the Mikey show. Really? And it just like sings about that. Now, it's not much of a video because he just puts images up on the screen. But the images do match what he's saying. And some of them are just really, really well done by some very talented people. Do you see the Reservoir Dogs one? Yeah. That was pretty cool. I thought that was good. They took the Reservoir Dogs. trailer? Or did they make their own? I don't know. They took the actual trailer for the movie, the actual preview for the movie. They took it. And what they did was they put our voices over the different characters in the movie. Yeah, they took actual audio from our show and matched it up with scenes from the trailer. It was great. It was really cool. Very creative. Not easy to do. That's not easy. I couldn't even imagine. None of the stuff is. I mean, a lot of the stuff you see, you go, wow, that's so well done. It's not easy. It's not easy. Even Hillary Clinton got into her M2 video.

1:39:36Said that it was not an easy process. All right. What do you think of this? 5701053 with an opinion. Hey, Mikey, you guys are usually up on all new trends. And I was wondering if you have heard about this. My wife's due to give birth any day. Her mother has probably had it by now because this is I forgot to read this. It says her mother asked me the other day what I was planning on getting her for her birthday gift for her birthing gift. Huh? I had no idea what she was talking about, just like Eddie doesn't right now. I guess it's a thing now, and you have to get your wife a gift for going through the birthing process. Now, I mentioned this to a friend of mine the other day. He goes, I just, he didn't remember where, but he said he just read about this, that it is a thing. Like, this is what guys are doing. He says, it's usually like a spa day or something to help her relax after going through labor. I had never heard of this. So now I'm trying to figure out if this is just her mom's thing or if this is real. I think it's kind of silly myself, but if it is a real thing, I don't want to mess up. What do you guys think? Signed, P1 Dan. Well, okay, I'll tell you what I think. I think we need to, today, on February the 12th, 2008, make a rule.

1:40:55And the rule is, no matter what it is, we don't make up any new stuff. Thank you. No new stuff. We got it. Like, it's hard enough to remember everything that we're supposed to do as men now. Yeah. But now you're adding birthing gifts on top of that and all kinds of stuff. That's crazy too much. Yeah, it is. Really? You want to know what else? It's too much having labor for 24 hours, popping a kid out. Oh, thank you. Get over it. Oh, get over it? Yeah. Okay. You can't go to the store for 10 minutes? Get over it. No. Sure. No? No. It's like someone put a gun to their head and said, you have to have a child. Well, no. But females can have children, Sean. But why are you guys acting like it's such an inconvenience to honor the woman who just gave birth to your child? Honor her? Absolutely honor her. Yes. You are a bizarre question. That baby grew inside her belly. Question. Yeah. Yeah, thanks to us. Oh, Sean, shut up. You don't even have kids. Now, what is honor? What does honor mean? To honor someone. What does that mean? Sky, what's your definition? To honor somebody? Oh, gosh. To put that into words is tough. To show your appreciation for who they are and what they've given you. I see. So, to not give a birthing gift means I do not appreciate that.

1:42:11Is that what we're saying? No, it's to show your appreciation. I'm not saying you're twisting it. I'm not saying you don't appreciate it. You're putting your appreciation into the material world. If we do not get a birthing gift, we are dishonorable. This is crazy. It's the craziest thing I've ever heard. I don't think it's a big deal. I think it's awesome. Hey, listen. Yeah, you're getting the gift. She had the kid. Wait a minute. It's not like I'm getting a trip to Paris. If a dude wants to get his wife a gift, cool, whatever. The thing that sucks is that it's making us guys feel like, oh, great. We're jerks if we don't. Now we're jerks. Well, why do you feel that way? Like, why is this so, like, miserable for you? Because this has never been a thing ever. It should have been. It's something new. It should have been. What if we, what if there became some new pop culture thing that demanded of you ladies to give us some sort of gift for something that we're both being rewarded for anyway? Like, we're both stoked. We had a kid. That's the gift. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what if, all of a sudden,

1:43:25There's something that we enjoy like this. Like, what if all of a sudden, I got one. I got one. Okay, what? In many families, not all, but in many families, it is the man who is the bread earner. What is it called? Bread maker? Winner. Who makes bread. He needs the bread. The bread maker. Bread winner, please. Not in all, but in many families, it is the man that is the bread winner. So, here's the new thing, ladies. It's a new thing, okay? When you buy a house with your husband, okay, it's really him who's the breadwinner. So what you're supposed to do is the new thing is called a housing gift. Not a fair analogy. Yeah, it's called a housing gift. Why not? Why not? You're both enjoying it. Why not? Because you can't have kids. You can't compare that. Not a fair analogy. You can't have kids. I bet you give me a gift every time I get punched in the balls. You don't have balls?

1:44:23You don't have balls. I don't think it's a fair analogy, but I don't think there's anything wrong with what you're saying. I think that's nice. I think if the guy buys a big beautiful house for his lady and she surprises him with a little something, I think that's beautiful and wonderful. No, it's not the same. I think it's beautiful and wonderful if dude... gives a wife that just had baby something. But that ain't what this is. This is we're supposed to. Hey, bro, you should have supposed to a long time ago. I'm surprised this hasn't been a rule for a while now. It may have been. Maybe we're just hearing about it. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. We do do stuff. Yeah, I just Googled it. It was wonderful. It's the greatest moment ever. May I wipe your brow? May I wipe your brow? Yeah, I just Googled it, and babycenter.com has suggestions of good birthing gifts. See, it's another made-up thing. They want us to spend money. A beautiful photo, a custom photo album to collect the new baby pictures in, some jewelry, a love letter or a thank-you note. For doing what you were placed on earth to do?

1:45:30Oh, my gosh. You son of a... You're the worst. That is why you were placed on Earth. You are. You are. No, no, no, no. That is why you were placed on Earth. Oh, really? Yes. Okay. You didn't... Wait a minute. Oh, hang on. You guys didn't know that? Our sole purpose on this planet is to have kids. What if I never want to have kids, bro? Then you're not fulfilling your purpose, bro. Oh, no. Your purpose. No, listen. Whatever, bro. I didn't know you. Hey, listen. I didn't know you didn't know. You called him a bra. I didn't know you didn't know. Amen. I didn't know you didn't know. Hey, bro. Hey, man. God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. You know what I'm saying? Hey. Hey. Hey. P1 Hector. Yeah. What birthing gift did you give? Well, when my wife left the hospital, the baby had to stay in the hospital for a week, right? So when we left, she had been saying for a while that she wanted an iPod Nano. So when she got out of the hospital, I said, well, you know, we didn't have anything to do all day, so I told her to go shopping, and we went to Best Buy, and I bought her an iPod. Okay, great. Listen, great. Good for you. You're a good man. Well, you know what? Next time I see you, I'll give you a button.

1:46:44Give him a sticker. What do you want? That's great. You gave her an iPod. You gave her a gift. She had a baby. Okay, listen. As soon as we start getting into this area where that's what we're supposed to do, which is exactly what this is, it's a culture change. No more. Don't we have enough culture change? Now the new one is birthing. This is a real thing. Birthing gifts. That's awesome. Too much. Long time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I did it, I heard you say it about last week. But, no, I didn't know about it. I just thought it would be something nice. Because you're a gentleman, sir. That is cool. Because you love your wife. You are a good guy. Because you care. But if you don't do it next time, you're a jerk. And all you guys listening, if you don't get a birthing gift, shame on you. Bad person. That means you don't appreciate your child. Yeah, you don't. Your child? You don't appreciate your wife. She gave it to you. to you. I gave it to her. Wait a minute. I gave it to her. You made it together. That's what he said. Casey, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Casey, what were you going to say? I was going to say, isn't it only fair if guys get impregnating gifts? You make it together and you guys enjoy.

1:47:58Find me a woman that enjoys giving labor the way you guys enjoy having sex, and I'll apologize to you. How about you get pregnant for nine months, bro? Hey, listen, you're all happy when the baby comes. You're happy. Give me a break. That's the gift. Give me a break with this. You give me a break. Half of you ladies are taking that thing in your spine. You don't feel a thing. Oh, dude. Careful what you say. Come on. You get the old epilady. Okay. You're an idiot. It's called an epidural. Exactly. Stop it. No. So you guys shave with an epilady. You don't feel a thing. Whatever. Let me stick a horse needle in your bed and see how you like it. And then go through like 36 hours a day. Well, when you put it that way, you make it sound all big. P1 Big Mike. What's up, Mikey? What's happening? Hey, man, where's my gift? I gotta sit around for nine months and get you this and get you that while you just sit around and eat and just take care of the baby. That's true. Yeah! You get all this time off of work and I still gotta run around and take care of the infant while you just lay around. He's not saying anything wrong. He's right.

1:49:04Oh, my gosh. Yeah, I'm sure the woman is just laying around not doing anything. Like, she's not having morning sickness. Like, she doesn't have a pregnant belly. I'm listening to you guys. Shul and ankles. Nude swings. Oh, Big Mike, you're the worst. You're on crack, Big Mike. He's right. He's right. He is not. Come on. Listen, the guy says you got to put up with stuff. You do. So, you're saying. Let me get this straight. You're saying. Clarify it, Eddie. I need to get you something because you went through labor and you're not going to get me squat for being the father of your child. That's not the point of the gift. I'm asking questions. No, it is too. The point of the gift is honoring the woman for going through labor. But that's to say that if you don't give her a gift, you're not honoring her. Yeah, you're... You're not very cool. You're dishonorable. You're not very cool. You're not. You don't care. You're not sensitive. You're not attentive to your woman's needs. But I do everything for you. Everything. I'm trying to take care of you and all those things. Well, then write me a little love poem to the spot and call it a day.

1:50:14Skye, you just found out about the birthing gift, am I right? Yes. That's the first I've heard of it. Great idea. But now you know. Great idea. But now you know. I'm sure my husband would have done it anyway. No way. Of course he would. No way. My question to you is, now that you know, would you be upset if you didn't get one? Yeah. Would you want to be toasted? With the birthing gift. That's a fair question. To you and your labor. Maybe you could get me as a birthing gift a goblet. And we can kill two birds. Can we please stay on topic? With one goblet. Tell me. To the birth. To my vagine. Ladies and gentlemen. May it return to form. To a dilation of 12 centimeters. Okay. All right. How about you, Ashley? You're all into it. What? So you're telling me, now that you know, after you have a kid, if your guy didn't give you a gift, you would think he was a jerk? Well, if this is like a thing, ah, that's a really good question because I feel like I'm not at that place where I would even think about having kids, but when I do and after I go through all of that, it would absolutely be nice to get a gift from him, like a spa day or something. Wait a minute, wait a minute.

1:51:37P1 Boltbacker has a pretty good point. Hey, Boltbacker, go ahead, dude. You guys sit around for eight or nine months. No one is sitting around, so stop saying that. Hold on, hold on. Let me make my point. Let me make my point. That's not the point yet. Huh? And you get a buttload of presents with that baby shower. Yeah. Forgot about that, right? Yeah, they're presents for the baby. But we don't get to open them. Well, yes, you can. If you have a co-ed baby shower. Most people don't, though. Well, if you're too stuck up not to have a co-ed baby shower. Stuck up? Yeah, you guys don't even go to the baby shower. Right? So stop bitching. Okay. Where's our vasectomy gift? Yeah. Where do we get that? Who's having a vasectomy? I'm saying if we don't get gifts for having a vasectomy, which is more painful than your little labor. Oh, shut your butter mouth. How dare you? You sit on peas for two weeks. How dare you? You sit on a bag of Orida for about two weeks trying to get over that. Whatever. You are truly the worst. You're a warlock. P1 Sheila.

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1:58:54Every kiss begins. For all store locations or to shop anytime, visit K.com. The Mikey Show with Mikey. I'm a bad guy. Trying to be a good guy. Eddie. I almost now try to find kind of the weirdest thing on the menu and get it. Sky. I hate to cook. Sean. I hate the taste of water. Boston Rob. You guys are a bunch of jerks and you know that. Jerks. And Ashley. I just have a different way of speaking. There you go. Utilizing the language. The Mikey Show's on. All right. That's what I'm talking about. Rock 105.3. Got an email from a guy last time we played this, and I was saying how much I love Lindsey Buckingham, and he said, who was that guy? I want to get his album. And I was like, that's not a guy, bro. That's a band. That's Fleetwood Mac. Although, Lindsey Buckingham has a couple of solo albums. If you want to hear tons more of this stuff, Fleetwood Mac is... Great, man. That Rumors album is good. Welcome back. It's 8.05. Members of the Writer Guild will vote today to end the strike. Pittsburgh Steelers are electing to stay with a grass field at Heinz Field. Hey, don't forget, folks. You can watch the M2 videos right now. Go to MikeyShow.com, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. Type in the word watch in the keyword section, and you can see all of them. There's about 40.

2:00:45And he's doing a little headphone chord guitar right there. I like to pick at this one. It's a real picker. You have to make those facial expressions when you hear something. It's pretty good. Who would have ever thought this whole thing recorded with a harp? Really? I do not understand. We're going to get to Mikey's Court here in just a second. I don't understand line one. P1 Bear, are you there? P1 Bear, how are you? Good, man. What were you calling to say? I think we need to reinstate the dowry, you know? What is the dowry? It's back in the day, basically quite a while ago, before when your man was going to propose and get engaged to a woman, the woman's family would actually pay the man or give him a gift in order to take the woman. Yeah, I like that. I like that, too. I think we need to reinstate that. And the dowry. That sounds good. Yep.

2:01:50Thank you for suggesting it to my audience. No problem. I'm sure we're going to get a lot of calls on that one. Thank you very much. It's like an old pair of pants. Silence. It feels so good to be back in the courtroom. I spoke my gavel. You did? You want a new one? I brought you one. You did? Yeah, here you go. Oh, that is gorgeous. That thing is solid gold. Oh, it's louder. Oh, that is great. My pleasure, Your Honor. Listen, look at my old one. I can't even... Terrible. Here's the one. Eddie just gave me this gold. Oh, that is great. Well, it's actually called bribery, Ashley. That's actually what it's called. I say it's called a beautiful gavel. Thank you very much. You're very welcome. Judge Esparza, I wore this brand new pantsuit for you. You look fantastic today. You can button that button right there, lady. No, this is how you're supposed to wear it. Counsel, that is... Counsel, that is...

2:02:57Quite provocative. Wow. I was going to let you know that... I'm thirsty now. Well, she's wearing a bikini practically. It is embarrassing. Well, it's a new style. I see. What a shame. I've never seen a thong suit before. This is the way that Mikey's Court works. People write us. They say, here's what my disagreement is with whoever. And then we have Eddie and Skye play... defense and prosecutor. We haven't done this forever, and Tyler, who's the defendant, actually asked to be on Mikey's court. We're like, yeah, let's do that again. Yes, we will. And so let's talk to the defendant. P1 Tyler, what's up, bro? How you doing, guys? Good, man. Tell everybody what your case is all about. Sure. My wife and I are planning to take a family vacation. I've got two kids, by the way. I've got both boys, a four- and seven-year-old. And I was thinking it'd be fun to go out to Disney World in Florida, and my wife is afraid of flying, so she is insisting that we drive cross-country with two boys. Am I crazy? No. I cannot answer any of these questions. I have to be impartial. I am the judge, but...

2:04:19Clearly, there is somebody who is going to be defending you and somebody who is going to be prosecuting you on the part of your wife. Eddie is going to be your defendant today. Oh, defense attorney. Your defense attorney. What a pit bull. And the DA, the prosecuting attorney in this case, is Skye. Miss Skye. Miss Skye. But you're married. Yes, she will be... And Tyler, what's your... Not by the looks of that blouse, dude. What's your wife's name, Tyler? My wife's name is Mary. There you go. All right, so this is what we are going to do. We now know what the case is. She didn't want to fly. She wants to drive. The trip is in Florida. And you said where are you guys planning on going? To Disney World. Okay, Orlando. It's quite a ways in San Diego. uh the the the it's the exact opposite coast yeah so um what we will do is we will take opening statements uh we will begin with you miss sky uh and what you uh would like to say in your opening remarks about prosecuting this gentleman uh well thank you thank you judge esparza i really appreciate that

2:05:35But that's my co-counsel. My co-counsel. You can't kick my co-counsel out. Eddie, are you okay with... I don't care. You officially have co-counsel. You have no objection to that from the defense team. And so if you'd like to have co-counsel, you absolutely can. Although I'd like to remind you, it is Ashley. So you can... Bad move. I'm fully aware. Well, we can't even read. Okay. Well... I'd like to start off. That look that you just got from her. I said no offense. No insulting the co-counsel. He did say no offense. Yeah, which is a legal term. Oh, I wasn't aware. Okay. Anyway, well, I would like to start out by letting the jury know that my client, Mary, has a huge fear of flying. Now, this is something that is very serious. You shouldn't joke about someone's fear of flying. It's anxiety. Many people suffer from it. My co-counsel actually suffers from it. She is not a doctor, and she cannot diagnose anxiety attacks. Well, my client's doctor has been diagnosed with anxiety due to flying. And as co-counsel, I'd like to say that I've also been diagnosed with anxiety.

2:06:49Caused a fine. Okay. She used to get wasted. So now she's a witness. Let me ask a question. If you want Tyler, has your wife in fact been diagnosed with anxiety disorder? She has not been officially diagnosed with anxiety. Oh, see, you're on an objection. That's hearsay. We can't trust what Tyler is saying. I moved to have this case dismissed. Eddie. thrown out. Well, I have taken a look at this action that you'd like to take to have, but we have to keep the bit going. I cannot. That is true. That is sustained. I intend to prove today here in court that actually driving to Orlando would be beneficial for this family, and I will let you know how that'll happen coming up. You got it. Okay, and let's go over to the defense team. Pitbull. Yes. Your opening statements. Well, first of all, Your Honor, I would like to take this opportunity once again to say thank you for your fairness and kindness. Thank you very much. You are just as swift. Thank you very much. I rarely get that. I mean, you are handsome. I don't mind adding. And I am straight. Thank you so very much. That is really nice. Your Honor, this is the case of Mary Mary flying so scary.

2:08:07Well, anyway, this is another open and shut case. I mean, here's the deal. Would you rather drive half of your allotted vacation time and get to spend half the time in the Magic Kingdom and get to visit those great places like El Paso, Shreveport, or maybe Tupelo if you're lucky. You just made that up. It's in Mississippi. It's in Mississippi. Thank you very much. On the way. Thank you. These are the places you get to go. I do know that. I've done my research. Can co-cancel please be quiet? Objection. Please. Or you can be there in like five hours on this magical thing called a plane and spend the extra time you have waiting in line to ride Finding Nemo. So these are your options. To me, it is very clear what your option is, and it's flying. We will now. Go to cross-examination. Wow. Ms. Scott. Come on. Tyler, I'd like to ask you, do you hate your family? Wow. Wow. Wow. Badgering the witness, Your Honor, objection. It's a legitimate question. It is not a legitimate question. It is a legitimate question. Why would he hate his wife? Overruled objection. I said family. Overruled. I would like to hear an answer from Tyler. I don't hate my family. Okay, thank you very much.

2:09:36Tyler, I'd like to know, do you despise your wife and enjoy seeing her suffer? Your Honor, objection. Badgering. Badgering. Excuse me. That is a question. Excuse me. Overruled. I would like to hear if he does, in fact, hate his wife. Your Honor, I object. This is argumentative and it comes for a conclusion on the part of the witness. Overruled. Tyler, I would like you to answer Ms. Skye's question, please. This courtroom is out of order. I don't despise my wife, and it bothers me to see her, you know, when she starts to hyperventilate and get nervous on a plane. Oh, hyperventilation. Wow. That's very interesting. That being said, I'm not driving. What kind of example the wife would leave? Your Honor! In the middle of cross-examination! I don't have a problem with that. It's just that she must speak English if she is going to be asking questions of Ms. Sky. Judge, one moment. I'd like to confer with my co-counselor. Go ahead, please. See, what kind of example would the wife give if she's having anxiety attacks on the plane? What kind of example does that give to the kids about flying? Okay. Tyler, I'm wondering, is your intent to scare the crap out of your children by forcing them to watch your wife?

2:10:50wife hyperventilate? That's not my intention. No. Okay. Tyler, are you against quality family time? Your honor moved to strike. I want to hear the answer. Are you kidding? This is ridiculous. Are you against educating your child and letting them see this beautiful country that we know here as America? Oh, good one. Good one. Yeah, Tyler. I want them to see the beautiful land that is Orlando. That's the vacation. And road trip. I believe that we rest our case. Thank you very much. Wow, that was it? Now, wait a minute. Eddie, do you feel that you have had a sufficient chance to get to cross-examine your own witness? I haven't had a chance at all yet to cross-examine my witness. Good point. I don't know what you're talking about. Good point. I would like to. I would like to have an opportunity to. Eddie, please ask your clients some questions. Thank you, Your Honor. Tyler, let me just, first of all, apologize for what you just went through. I know it was very difficult. But my first question is, is your wife allergic to Xanax?

2:12:05As far as I know, she's not. What about NyQuil? Again, I don't believe so. Booze? Again, all these things are cures for her fears. I object. Defense is not a doctor. Overruled. He actually is a doctor. Some people say that. I do write prescriptions. Now, also, I did notice that the opposing attorney here had mentioned something about what kind of example you would show. Your wife would show if she, you know, see her freaking out on the plane. Now, does that mean if your wife doesn't like tomatoes that your kids are automatically not going to like tomatoes? I object. I did not mean that, no. What is your objection? That's a horrible analogy.

2:12:52Watching your mother suffer versus eating a tomato is ridiculous. She may suffer eating tomatoes. Overruled. If she's deathly allergic to tomatoes. If the example is, what kind of example are you setting towards the kids because the mother is having a reaction that's natural, doesn't mean that the children are going to do it as well. It means that the mother didn't like tomatoes. They have to watch it, Mike. Your Honor, objection to the objection on the grounds that it's idiotic. Thank you. Now, does your wife, Tyler, does she think that a terrorist is going to crash the plane into Mickey Mouse? Like, what is she afraid of? What is she afraid of? We need questions here, not statements. I must sustain that particular objection. I don't know that necessarily P1 Tyler feels they're going to fly into Mickey Mouse. No, but that's her wife. I don't know that. Although it is a fantastic visual. It's possible. Tyler, does your wife... hate your kids? She does not. Then why won't she just suck it up? Well, that's a good question. Thank you very much. And on that, I rest my case. Great gavel. Thank you. You're welcome. Ladies and gentlemen, we now leave it up to you, the jury. P1 jury will call in right now. And you are going to just hang on the line. When we come back, we're going to do our closing statements. And...

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2:19:44That's right, Sky. Get it in your head. I'm considering the last two questions. Mike, can I have a black person question too? I'll take black guys for 40. African Americans are 200, Mike. The Aztecs suspended their second leading scorer, Kyle Spain, for the remainder of the season. You are Capote. You wanted to go in. I'm good. Thank you, though, for the invite. What about death? I'm sure he would love it. No, thank you. Are you busy being a distant leader in my writings? No, thank you. I pass. Boston ride. Oh, there's your guy. Ha, ha, ha.

2:21:16All right, let's get this thing getting back into business. We're doing a little Mikey's Court here. The idea is Eddie and Sky go against each other in the courtroom. We have a defendant. We have a prosecutor. Eddie's the defendant. Sky's the prosecutor. And the case is the case of the lady that doesn't want to fly to Disney World. I'm Doug Llewellyn. Wow. You are? P1 Tyler, are you there? You got it. All right, Tyler. We are going to come to a verdict now. We have our P1 listeners on the line, on hold right now. And they're going to listen to closing statements from both Sky and Eddie. And Sky began the opening statement, so I'm going to allow Eddie to begin his closing statement. Thank you, Your Honor. And again, if I can just say how amazing you've been in this case. Oh, my God. And fair. Discavel is just... I'm glad you're here.

2:22:17It's my favorite news item. You can take the red ribbon off it now, though. Thank you. Take that off. No problem. Anyway, once again, I have proven that Miss Skye and her co-counsel share a brain, and in turn, which makes them a complete idiot. Oh, my God. I refer back to the case of face versus face. In this case, I have... face all over Skye's face. Also, it was proven that my client only wants his family to have a wonderful time in the most magical place on Earth. And in turn, Your Honor, if that plane does crash and they all die, I will reimburse the family myself. Wow! That is how strongly I feel. But they'll be dead. They'll be dead. I will take care of them. They'll be dead. You got it. They'll take care of his boy! And his boy! His child! God! All right, Skye, we will now take your closing statements. Yeah, I'd like to wrap it up by citing the case of Skye and her family go cross country from 1989.

2:23:22In that, Skye and family drove cross-country, and Skye thought it was going to be the worst time ever. She actually dreaded it and wondered, why aren't we flying? Why is she talking about herself in the third person? Well, because I'm citing a case. She's citing a case. Yes, I was involved in the case, but it's on the books, on the board, on the record. That's right. This was a case? Yes. Was it actually put on the board? It was on the board, but before it went onto the record. Just making sure. Skye was really enjoying it. Lost. Yeah, and Skye's mother encouraged her. keep a journal as she went cross-country, and that is one of her most cherished items. Now, we've got to stop along the way and see the Grand Canyon and do many special things, lots of quality family time, and I think it's clear that I have proven here that Tyler, Mary, and their two boys will have such a special trip if they drive In addition to the fact that Mary will not have to suffer and hyperventilate in front of her children. Thank you very much. I would like to put Truman Capote on the stand. Shut up. I would like to see that she's done. Okay, now.

2:24:35I appreciate all your hard work on this case, actually. Closing arguments have been heard. We will now go to the P1 jury. Come on, P1s. Come on, P1s. You get it. You are either going to be voting for the Pitbull or you're going to be voting for Sky. Don't make these children see their mothers suffer. Thank you very much. P1s. P1 Hydroponics, your vote is for who? Vote to Sky. Yes! Sky. Thank you. Smoking out again? No need to apologize. P1 the Dude. Counselor Eduardo. Thank you. You're the worst. Don't ever call me that again. P1 Red Eye Jedi. Hey, Mikey. What's going on? Not too much, dude. Who's your vote for? My vote's from Temple. You know, I got to say from my experience, I used to live in Pennsylvania and we moved here to San Diego. Did the drive down to Orlando. Don't really want to go down memory lane. Thank you. I was really enjoying that. P1 Scooby? Who are you voting for? I'm voting for the Oracle. Why, Scooby? Scooby are the best. Bro. You don't have to kiss it. Go Dodgers. Scooby, why are you voting for the Pitbull? Pretty much, I've driven that route. And why spend the money on gas and food when you can spend it all at Disney World? Thank you. P1 Tim, who is your vote for? And like a plane ticket is free. I vote for Pitbull. It's much safer to fly than it is to drive. Ladies and gentlemen, we need not go any further. It's so easy again. That is the worst. We're all a bunch of sheep. P1.

2:26:01Tyler, you can go ahead and tell your wife that it's been decided on and that you will be trying. It has been proven. You may appeal, but it is not a mistrial. No, it's a mistrial. How? You can't declare it a mistrial. The defense has tried. A mistrial. The defense was giving gifts to the judge. That is highly not a retrial. You should journal about it. That's what you should do. Yeah, Mom? I've heard they might start drug testing in your school, so I need to ask. Have you ever done pot? No. Cocaine? No. Mexican speedballs? No. Beanies, hydro, wiffle dust, disco biscuits? It's time for First Check Home Drug Test. With just a sample and a cup, you get results in minutes as accurate as a lab screening. Find First Check now at CVS or learn more at firstcheckradio.com. Dink, zigzag? Uh, maybe? Check first with First Check.

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2:34:09Bill Parcells is cleaning house in Miami. The Dolphins cut nine players yesterday, including Trent Green and wide receiver Marty Booker. Really? Yep. Oh, my. So that means that they're going to have another new starting quarterback next season. They have a curse, man, when it comes to that position. Well, as soon as Dan Marino left, they've had like six different starting quarterbacks to begin the year. They can't figure it out, man. No, that's bad. I'm thinking of trying out. You should. I'd probably make it. I wouldn't doubt it. You and Cleo Lemon. He's a fruit. Yeah. It's not Cleo Carrot. No. It could be a veggie. It could be a vegetable. Correct. I want to let you know that we blog about our personal stuff, our thoughts, our feelings, whatever we want to talk about. That's what a blog is. A blog is like a diary. It's like a journal. And you write in it whatever you want, and we've got a blog.

2:35:16for each member of the show. If you want to see them, go to MikeyShow.com and there's a section up at the top that says keyword and you just put your cursor in there and you type the word blogs and hit enter and there you go. You'll be able to see our blogs. I read yours today and I'm dying to hear about your trip with B-Rob. Oh, dude. That guy is funny. He is a funny person. What do you mean, Mike? Well, we get into the car. And immediately I noticed the thing that Ashley was saying about driving with him, that his seat is almost fully reclined. It's ridiculous. It is almost fully reclined. And I said to him, I go, I go, Rob, you don't have any back support. And he goes, what do you mean? No. I go, dude, you don't have any. And by the way, as I'm telling him this, I'm breathing in buckets.

2:36:17full of cigarettes. Yuck. So it's got that new car smell, huh? Yeah. And beggars can't be choosers, you know. He was doing me a favor. He was giving me a ride. I cracked the windows for you. And so he and I were having a cigarette together. His. And so then when he finished it, he put it out the window and he rolled the windows up. And I'm looking at him and I'm looking at this reclined chair. And the whole time that I'm sort of taking this in, I am like, man, is it hot in here. Oh, no. But I don't want to say anything. You're good with temperature. Yeah, you're sensitive to heat. Yes. Especially in the car. I am extra sensitive when it comes to heat. I'm very, very sensitive. And I don't want to say anything. I'm wearing a long-sleeved t-shirt yesterday. And I don't want to say anything because it's his.

2:37:09car. I don't want people messing with my climate control. Usually you have no problem saying something. You know, Sean. Or it's screaming out. That is true, Sean. I'll share that story later, but here we are. And yesterday was a warm it was a very unseasonably warm February day. It was hot. It was hot. It was hot in that car. So anyway, I'm discussing with him. I'm discussing with him the seat. And he goes, yeah, dude. He goes, this is a quote. He goes, when I put the seat up, I feel like a queer. You know, I just, I can't get the back support. And, you know, he goes, that's the way I feel like when I get in my girlfriend's car, my fiance's car. She's got the seat up. I feel like a retard as I'm driving down the road in that. It's bad for you, too. And he says... What? Oh, yeah. The sit-up straight? Yeah, oh, horrible. He's got his left arm fully extended, so about, you know, four inches. And he's got the left arm fully extended. And he says... And he goes, plus, dude, you know, you need to be able to see your surroundings around you, you know? Better visibility.

2:38:24From down below, I don't get it. When your seat is that far, if you're sitting straight up, you're restricted and the movement's tougher. Trust me. Okay. Trust me. I've been driving for nine years now. Wait, but I'm older than you. Not all of it legal, but either way. So finally, thankfully, on his own, he realizes it's hot in here. I was breaking a sweat. So he goes, man, it's getting hot in here, right? And so he starts turning stuff on, but he's not, he doesn't know what he's doing. He's just, he's turning dials and knobs and stuff. One of these has got to be the ad. Dude. And so I'm looking at it and I'm like, that's really interesting what he's doing. I've never seen anybody guess at their climate control. And he's clearly guessing. How long have you had your new car? Like a week or two. No, longer than that. So finally, finally he says to me, he goes,

2:39:24you know, Sarissa showed me how to use this, but I can't remember. Well, he's never had air conditioning before. Yeah, he cracked the window. That's the AC. And so he goes, and he's putting his hands up. He's taking his hands off the wheel, and he's putting his hands up by the vents. He goes, is it cooler in the air? Is it cooler? And I reach down, and I hit the air conditioner button so that it lights up, and he goes, oh! He goes, I was leaving skies last week and I thought to myself, it's freaking hot in here. Well, I rolled up all the windows. I cranked the little button to four where it's like the air pressure. So it comes out hot air. But then I go, Rob, you got to take it off that setting. You got to put it on this thing that says max AC. I didn't know what that meant. So I put it on max AC and the air goes. And he goes, Rob, dude, that's great.

2:40:25He's got his hands up. Ash comes flying out of the vent. It was so hysterical. And so then he doesn't know that once it's going like that, that you can cool it. You know, you can pull back from it a little later. So I'm telling you, five minutes down the road, it's like an icebox in there, man. I mean, it's free. He's got it still on four. Max AC blowing it. And it's freezing in that car. So we're driving, and about two minutes after he put his last cigarette out, he wants another one. And so he puts a cigarette in, lights it, and rolls the window down. And I'm looking at his cigarettes. And I pick up the box, and I go, dude, what are these? And they're called Marlboro Lights 51s. 72s. 72s. What the hell? Buy one, get one. And I go, dude, what are these? They're these.

2:41:24Small cigarettes. And he goes, those are my toddler cigarettes. And I'm not kidding you. They look like they're made for a toddler. They're these miniature. It looks like somebody put them in the dryer and they shrunk. They're like cigarettes, but small. And they're economical, I guess. And he got two for the price of one. And I'm laughing so hard. How bizarre. At this guy and how everything goes down with this guy. With the mini cigarettes. He is a character. Oh, he is, man. That kid needs his own reality show. He does. What about when I scared you when you were telling me to get in that other lane? Oh, my goodness. I scared the bejesus out of him. He is so... The driving... We'll be in the fast lane, and he's got to get off. And I'm telling him ahead of time, and he's like, yeah, I know, dude, I know. And we do it a mess. Calm your horses. On the turnpike. Yeah, calm your horses down over there. Calm your horses. And so finally, he zips across 19 lanes. And I'm like, oh! That is... He is the craziest driver. He's the craziest driver. Obviously, you haven't been in the car with Ashley.

2:42:40I have never driven when she's driven. I'm a better driver than Rob. I've never been a passenger while she's driving. That is a scary time. When have you been in the car when I've been driving? A couple times. When? I don't remember. Back in the day. Exactly. Sky, you've never been? Not for a long time. Oh, well, then. I bet she's crazy. I've heard stories. Yeah. Not just, I mean, I've heard from other people. All of you are here, here, here, here, but the only preview of it is that I beat B-Rob in the driving challenge. That is true. Pure luck. She did beat B-Rob in the driving challenge, but that doesn't mean that she's not a crazy driver. It does mean that, actually. It doesn't. Look at Tony Stewart. Hey, listen, the guy wins races, but he's a crazy driver. Hey, bro, you ever had french fries and mayo? No, so don't speak on it. I don't understand. I don't understand. Wait a minute. Because I've never had French fries and mayo, she's right. I cannot speak on how it tastes. However, I have heard stories of how you drive, and it is erratic and crazy. Just like you maybe heard French fries and mayo aren't good, but you don't know until you try it. All right, I'm going to try it. I've had French fries and mayo, and it's disgusting. Yeah, but you had it like three years ago. Yeah, I hated it, and I'll never have it again. I'm going to try it, Ash. I would like to judge for myself whether or not you're a good driver or not. Absolutely. I really would.

2:43:52But we have to do it, and you have to agree to not change it up. You have to drive like you would normally drive. Of course. How would I change it? I don't think that's possible. Well, I think you would maybe, if I were in the car, to prove a point, you might drive really extra safe. No, I don't care. Of course you would. I don't care. All right. We'll see about that. My wife is becoming a better cook. Really? How is that possible? I don't know, but she's taking extra care of something. She's doing something, and the stuff is tasting real good. Really? Nice. Yeah. She made cupcakes the other day. It's the best cupcake I've ever had in my life. Wow. Lemon. Oh, I got in so much trouble for not bringing one home to my husband last night. You did? The king of desserts. Oh, they were so... Now, hold on. Baking is much different than cooking. That's true. Baking is precise. That's true. It's chemistry. Is she getting better at cooking? Yeah, she is. Really? Yeah, she really is. She's...

2:44:46You know, she's taking more time with it. She's seasoning like a human being, for crying out loud. She's seasoning like a human being. How's that baked potato? Still boiled? She's putting them in the oven now. No, is that boiled anymore? She's not boiling those potatoes. She's become pretty good. Nice, good for her. The FBI is warning us because they're saying that email users are using e-cards to send viruses to us. Those monsters. Yeah, they say they noticed it over the holidays, like Christmas and stuff, and that now they believe that Valentine's will be huge. So if you get an e-card, make sure it's from somebody you know before you open it up. They say it'll infect your computer with something called the storm worm virus. I've never opened an e-card from somebody that I do not know. I've never done that in my life. I've gotten e-cards from listeners before, and I always kind of go, should I? I'm sure they have good intent, but now I'm scared. I've opened e-cards from listeners that I've had email back and forth with. If I have an email back and forth, I feel comfortable. Sean, what is it called? Stormworm. Have you ever heard of a stormworm virus? Yeah, it's like it's...

2:45:59It's basically a Trojan where, um, I guess there was a... Whoa. Okay. So it protects you. So it protects you. It's a protective... Do you want to know or not? Sorry, Sean. Uh-oh. I want to know. What Sean's saying is that the virus, it poses itself as a wooden horse. And then once in your computer, a bunch of Romans jump out and attack you. Uh-oh. Well, attack the computer. Yeah, yeah. Oh. That is true. That is true. What does it do once it's in there? What does it do, Sean? Huh. Once you click on it and you... I'm so frustrated. No, don't do that, Eddie. Don't do that. Don't do it. I'm so mad. I want to know what a storm... I'm not going to even tell you. I'm not going to tell you guys now because I'm frustrated. What's a storm virus? I want to know. Well, now I'm definitely not going to tell you. Turn Eddie's mic off. Sean's backed away from the microphone now. Turn Eddie's mic off. I'm turning Eddie's mic off, Sean. Sean, look. Eddie's mic's off. I promise. I want to know what a storm warning is. A storm worm. It's a storm worm virus. Eddie, you turned it back on yourself. You can't turn on your own mic. Sean threw his hands up. Sean threw his hands up. That means, all right, that's it. Forget it. Fine. What is it? Sean, please. No.

2:47:28Oh, no. Don't punish us, Sean. No, Eddie, don't do that. Please don't punish us. And then he will never say it. I'm dying to know. I want to know. I think a storm virus is a Trojan. Why don't you ask Sean? Do you want to know or not? I do. I do, Sean. Go ahead. I don't care. It's a virus that has a message in the subject that says, like, you know, 200 people dead from deadly storm. You click on it, and it starts up a program that infects your computer. But what does it do? What it does is it gives another person complete control over your personal computer. And they use it to perform, like, attacks on servers on the Internet and things like that. You're a prince. Thank you for sharing your knowledge. Eddie, come on. Thank you. The king of the computer. Come on, don't do it. John, I bow down to you. Oh, Jesus.

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2:54:52Ben Briggs. Fashion Valley and all major malls. Mikey Show continues. Featuring Mikey. I am a fan of Infomer. Eddie. When I don't eat, I become crazy. Yeah, you like turn into the whole sky. I grew up in a family where we give. Sean. Really bothers me when people cannot operate technology, which I consider to be like normal. At 24 years of age, I can't grow a beard. Hmm. What would you do? I would, uh... I guess I would get takeout for myself. Just so that I can enjoy it. But then that would force your wife to have to get something other than the Chinese food. Yeah. Like, I would compromise and say, I'll go get myself Chinese food and I'll pick you up something on the way. Like, what do you want? You would have to do that. My wife would not...

2:56:06be the one to do it because she wouldn't want to smell it. She wouldn't want to smell it in the car. She also, get ready. No, don't do this. No, this one's going to bother a lot of people. Declared, as we were enjoying, as I was enjoying it, that Togo's is, quote, disgusting. And I didn't know what to do. I didn't know what to do. I know it. We're talking about my wife, who I love and married. Her name's Rebecca Esparza, and she said Togo's is, quote, disgust, and I went, I put my sandwich down, backed up, and I just stared at the table. But it's the best sandwich you can get. Eddie, take a breath. It's the best sandwich you can get. It's so good. So what does she like, Subway? What does she like, Mike, Subway? Dude. Submarina to her. She has a point. Submarina is awesome. Just take a second. I'm not saying Togo's is gross. Over Togo's? Over Togo's? Oh, no.

2:57:09I'm just saying, it's really good. It's really good. Oh, I wish I had battery acid to throw at you right now. Battery acid? Whoa. You don't mean... I do, I do. My wife said... Submarina's good, dude. My wife said Submarina and Hello Deli. What the heck is that? Where's that? Hello Deli. It's her own private deli she used to go to. Okay. What does she not like about Togo's? Well, she gets a very particular sandwich. Okay, okay, okay. She gets turkey, Swiss, lettuce, and forgive her. Skye. Mustard. That's the order. That's the order. Skye's shaking her head now. That's shocking. That's crazy. I understand. Skye says mustard will give you cancer. It's so disgusting. It's true. There's research to back it in. Togo's can make that sandwich wonderfully. They did, and she thought it was disgusting. Now, I said to her, I go, you're getting such a weird sandwich. I go, I wonder if that's why it doesn't match up for you when we get it. What is it about it that she didn't like? The bread? The lettuce? Get her on the phone.

2:58:09Ash. Oh, I don't know. I don't know if I can. Well, this went well. Well, I have a theory because... Ash, get my wife on the phone. Because the turkey is the main part of our sandwich. Normally, people like us, we have a lot of other flavors that go into it. But the turkey is very important. At a place like Submarina, they actually slice it right there in front of you so it's really fresh. Other chains like Togo's and Subway and stuff. It tastes the same, bro. It was sliced a long time ago. It was in some fridge. I'll give you this. I don't think the meat tastes as good at a Togo's. I wouldn't even order that sandwich. That's not a sandwich it would ever be in my world. I don't know that anybody would. Eddie, what do you get at Togo's? I get a variety of things. I like the 16, which is the Italian. It's delicious. And that's got what? Capicola. You got the caba. You got the gabagoo. You got the salami. You got the, you know, mortadella. Togo's is good. It's delicious. It's real fresh and they cut the bread right in front of you.

2:59:07I got a variety of turkey orders that I get there. I like the turkey avocado. I like the turkey club. Delicious. Yeah, it is. Now, me, I like myself. It's weird. I know nobody here will like this sandwich, but I love it. It's my favorite. What is it? The number 10 is the pastrami Reuben, which is pastrami, Swiss cheese, Thousand Island, and sauerkraut. Oh, you're the worst. It's delicious. And it's hot. I get the number nine sometimes, which is just hot pastrami. P1 Riley is on the line. Riley, we got to have Cheers come in here again sometime soon. Riley, are you... What's going on, Riley? Hey, I just wanted to comment in. I know you guys are talking about sub shops and whatnot. And I just wanted to say I'm a proud owner of a Subway sandwich shop. And I'm just saying, you know, Submarina and Togo's has everything wrong, guys. Listen.

3:00:07I'm going to tell you right now. Listen, Riley, I'm only telling you this because you called in. But I can't stand Subway. And you know what happens? I think to myself, I go, I'm going to give it another shot. And I'll do it like once a year. And every time I go back, I'll be eating it. And I'll go, why did I do this to myself? I love Subway. Shawnee, you like it? You eat baby food, bro. That is true. He put salt in his milk. Sean, why do you love Subway? Subway, I love Subway's bread. I love the different toppings that they have for the sandwiches. And they have a great variety of the different meats. It's really good. Well, there you go, Riley. We got a guy on the show that loves it. Right on. All right, man. That's a good fight, dude. P1 Jeremy. Yes, sir. What's up, Mikey? How you doing? Good, man. What do you think? I think that Togo's is disgusting. What kind of sandwich place doesn't even have mayonnaise? They use Miracle Whip. Do they use Miracle Whip? Is that 100% true? Are you sure that they use Miracle Whip? I'm sure. It's gross. It tastes like solid dressing. I do not. I do not agree with that. I don't think they use Miracle Whip. I can taste the difference, and I've been ordering Togo's since I was a little kid. How do you know that, bro? Yeah, Miracle Whip is sweet.

3:01:23I tried to order one from them. They told me that. And I was like, no, I asked them, do you use Miracle Whip or mayonnaise? And I was like, no, I don't want it. I bet they didn't know, bro. I bet the person you asked. I disagree with that. I bet the person you asked didn't know because Miracle Whip is so specific. I hate Miracle Whip. It's sweet. It's got this sweet taste to it. It's very good. This guy. It is. I love Miracle Whip. This guy. This guy. We got my wife on the line. Honey? Yeah. Do you know what we're talking about? Yeah, Ash told me. We're going to be cool, Rebecca. You and I, we're cool. Well, I don't know what you said. Okay, hey, listen. I'm saying we're cool. Eddie is a Togo's fan, honey. Well, it's the best, anyway. It is. Oh, no way. Why do you not like Togo's? Why? It's gross. No, you can't just say it's gross. I want specifics. I want to know why you don't like it. Well... I get a turkey sandwich from Togo's. Well, I get a turkey sandwich from all deli places. I always put the same thing. And it's so... Yeah, say how you order it, babe. I get a turkey sandwich with Swiss on wheat with mustard, lettuce, and onions. That's all that I like. That's all she likes. Okay, so I get the sandwich... Look at Sean. It's so grossed out by that. It's such a weird order. It is so strange. I get a sandwich from Togo's, and it's so...

3:02:47dry and tasteless. It tastes like I'm chewing cardboard. Dude, the whole time we're sitting there at the table and we're eating, she looks like a kid that's so bothered and bummed out. Finally, I addressed it. I couldn't take it anymore. I finally said, okay, what's going on? What's going on? Is this the first time you've ever eaten at Togo's? No, she just hates it. No, but Mike likes it a lot. So talk to me about Submarina and tell me what's different to you. Well, Submarina, first of all, probably the most important thing is that the bread is always very fresh and not dry. I've never had a bad loaf at Togo's. Never. Not once. Not once. Every time. Well, then you're just unlucky. Her definition of dry is something different than what we know. I never get that. Never. And it also doesn't have a good flavor at Togo's. The bread doesn't have a good flavor. Like hearty wheat flavor? Yes. I want to know what's going on at Submarina. And Submarina bread is bomb. It is good. And Rebecca, I like Submarina a lot because they cut the meat and the cheese like fresh there. And to me it tastes more flavorful and it's like fresh. Eddie, you think it's possible girls don't have taste buds? Maybe we have extra good taste buds.

3:04:16part feral cat. Opposite. You guys' taste buds are all numbed out. That is good, dude. Wrong. You know what is also good is Henry's Deli. Oh, gosh. Oh, that's so... Babe, with that house sandwich. That mom sandwich. You might as well just walk into any house and go, hi, mom, whoever's here. You make me a sandwich. Whoever's here. Just a house, home sandwich. Oh, that's awful. And then, you know what? They even have, like, wheat wraps, you know, which is... It's so good. Yeah, you know, it's like somebody took a piece of thin plastic and put food inside it. So gross. I just got an email from a P1 saying he used to work at Togo's, and yes, it is Miracle Whip. It's not. It cannot be. It's not. I eat there all the time. This cannot be. I would be able to taste it. I'm telling you, it's not. Because I love it. I have it all the time. I would know right away. Now, let me tell you something. I'm going to say this. If by some strange occurrence,

3:05:23That's true. It must be working, because I'm telling you, those sandwiches are the best. I'm going to make a very, very strong statement here. The greatest sandwich on planet Earth is Cheers Deli in San... Carlos San... Carlos Man... Carlos Mencia. Carlos Santana. Where is it, Eddie? San Carlos. San Carlos. It's on Jackson and where? Navajo. Jackson and Navajo. Eddie and I found this deli probably 15 years ago. A long time ago. A long time ago. But they only got one. They only have one shop in America, and it's on Navajo and Jackson. So if you don't live by there, you've got to drive to get it. The rest of us go, okay, after the greatest sandwich on planet Earth at Cheers, where do you go? And you, in my opinion, you are a crazy lady. Why are we having this discussion with the food connoisseurs of Rebecca and Skye? Exactly. It's true. And the feral cat, Ashley. It's true. I like everything. It's true. Honey. Yeah. You're saying, like, your criteria with good food, and, you know, you're a foodie, right? Yeah. It's all about food.

3:06:44the freshness of the ingredient. True. And Skye makes a very good point that it doesn't get fresher than cutting it right in front of you. You know, I'll say this. I'll say this. I'll say this. I know that I do have that thing. But I'm also going to tell you that sometimes good is good because I don't know that Olive Garden is always, you know, I'm sure that there's some bagged stuff. Hold on. All I'm telling you is I love Olive Garden. So are we saying that meat becomes unfresh after it's cut? Yes. It comes unfresh? Yes. So you can leave a piece of meat sitting out all day and until you cut it, it's fresh. It picks up the flavors of the things around it. They put it immediately in a bag and then they put it away. What are you talking about? It oxidizes. You don't know what you're talking about. I just got a text from my friend Brian. He says, Schlotzky's is the greatest. I couldn't disagree with that more. Not a fan of Schlotzky. I don't mind Schlotzky's, but it's a particular sandwich.

3:07:55Like, it's not fair. Everybody's calling in now with their opinions. Thank you, honey. I appreciate your nonsense. You got some growing up to do. You guys are wrong. You got some growing up to do. I agree with Eddie. There's a lot of growing up to do. Eat Chinese food. Eat Chinese food. Can we talk about it just for a second? Eat Chinese food. She's gone through enough today. Eddie's. We can't get her to try Chinese food. Please. Please, honey. No, thank you. Are you racist against Asians? Yes. Oh, yeah, why are you racist? Then why don't you like their food? It's just not really my thing. I don't care for it. You've never tried it. It doesn't matter. Thank you. Oh, my gosh. She said to me yesterday during the middle of the day, she goes, what are you laughing at? And I was laughing so hard and out loud at the M2 video, First Time America. Oh, I like that one too. Skye. Eddie was a fan. Let me tell you something. I laughed so hard. When that girl runs through the room and she goes, that's my brother. I laughed so hard. That was really funny. That I think I pulled something. There's so many good ones. I don't know how you're going to whittle it down to five. I know it. They're so good. P1 Joe is on the line. Joe, are you there? Yeah. Hi, Mikey. Yeah, you guys didn't talk about Quiznos. Nah.

3:09:21You know, I used to... That's another good place. Toast the bread, and I get a turkey, and they put this red, kind of red stock. Here's my problem with Quiznos. Eddie, what is it? Really good. It's overpriced. Thank you. Way overpriced. Yes, it is. And, like, unless you order the big sandwich, it's not filling. Yeah. And the big sandwich costs you $10. Yeah, but it's good, though. It's worth it. Yeah, I agree. It's good, but it's too pricey. I don't know that I think it's the... I mean, I think it's... You know what I call it? It's okay. You know what I call it? Serviceable. It's serviceable. I don't disagree. You go get one, and you go, yeah, okay, all right. It's not bad. It's not good. It's not bad. It's not good. If you go on the subway, every time they ask you what you want on your sandwich, they ask you again. They kind of forget, like, do you want lettuce? You go, yes, and they say about two seconds later, do you want lettuce? No, well, now you're talking about the... I don't know about the... That's not a business practice. If you guys want the best sandwich, it's at the Carnegie Deli at the Mirage in Vegas. They've got the best corned beef. It's the pilot, like, six inches high. I actually prefer the Carnegie Deli in New York. That's a good point, Eddie. They have the glory Amsterdam. All right. Thank you. Oh, I like the tongue sandwich. I've had it at Carnegie Deli. In New York. In New York. Ashley. Has anyone ever had 4.0 Deli?

3:10:39What? Has anyone ever had 4.0 Deli? Yeah. No. It's right off the freeway by SDSU. Now is this a one, like they only have one location? I'm pretty sure because I think that this guy came from New York and brought all of his like flavor and it's delicious. You know what we should do? I'm being serious about this. We should have whoever is listening right now that does not work for a chain. Okay? So if you're listening right now and you work at a place or you know somebody that works at a place that is a deli, because deli is a very specific thing and thinks they have the best, we should do a blind taste test. Right? I would love that. A blind taste test. Get DZ Aikens on the line. Line one, Eddie. Who is this on the line? It's P1 Alvin, dude. And you're saying DZ Aikens is da bomb. It is. Yeah. You got to get the number nine.

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3:18:44See your San Diego County Toyota dealer. Don't make things worse for yourself by not taking your car to the right place. If you've got a check engine light on, take it to the right place. Take it to Amco. Don't go to a dealership where you are going to get ripped off. Don't go to one of these places where you're just going to pull in and you don't know the name. Trust Amco. And don't put it off because you can do a lot of damage to your car when that check engine light comes on. And, dude, I totally get it. Like, I feel the same exact way. You don't want to go to the dealer because you're scared because you know there's going to be a big bill at the end. You take it to Amco, and it's not going to cost you a dime for them to tell you what's wrong. So don't be scared. Get it taken care of right now. Word, Sky. Yes, to your mother. Word. Yep. I'm telling you, she's telling you the truth. They are going to, they don't want to fix what isn't broke. And you don't need an appointment. So there's no reason to wait. See, that may be a reason you put it off. You go, oh, I don't want to call and have to make an appointment. You don't have to. Do it today. It's AMCO. It's double A-M-C-O. When you walk into Jared, there's always someone there that greets you. Jared, the Galleria of Jewelry customer, Elizabeth Langlose.

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3:23:39Just announced, for the final days of the weight reduction sale, test drive any new Mossy Nissan and get two weeks free at any Frog's Fitness location in San Diego County. Limit one per customer. Must be 18 years of age with valid California license. Offer available while supplies last. Rock 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. Well, the ride throughout the county right now is looking pretty darn good, man. You've got some slow traffic leftover, as usual, down the coastline on Southbound 5 at events needs towards Solana Beach. Westbound 52, a little tight to the San Clemente Canyon, pushing Genesee. North 805, now just a brief glitch here, heading up over to 52. And now you've got Caltrans crews working here. They've been here pretty much all week long and last week as well. South on 5, near the 52, near Mount Soledad. So they've got some right-lane blocks here. You will find a bit of a delay there as well. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. www.cadzoo.com. I've got to tell you, this is how I remember how to spell it. It's like mud. But with a K. So it's K-U-D-Z-U dot com. Kudzu. Like that. And this is your website to go to for all sorts of things. It's like a resource online. Makes it easy to get things done. Makes it easy to find out where things are. Restaurants, businesses, anything that you need. Type it in. They've got it for you. Also something really cool that Kudzu.com does that I love.

3:24:59is they encourage you to go on there and write reviews. They want to make it a very neighborly site so that the more people go on there, tell about their experiences at different businesses, the more people that say a place is good, the more credibility that place has. You know what I mean? So they're really encouraging you, P1s, to get onto kudzu.com and write reviews. In fact, if you write 10 reviews, that's it. 10 reviews. They can be short. They don't have to be long, how you like it or didn't like it. Then you will receive a $25 gift certificate for restaurant.com. So right there, you know, if you ever got some free time at work, you're hanging out, you're bored, it's so easy, and you get hooked up with the gift certificate. So kudzu.com, it does the walking for you, makes it easier. Slowly becoming the biggest and best resource in San Diego. Thank you so much to you, P1. So keep it up. Keep checking it out. Getting on there. Writing those reviews. It's www.kudzu.com. Now here's something you may have missed this morning on the Mikey Show. Sky, you just found out about the birthing gift. Am I right? Yes. Would you be upset if you didn't get one? Yeah. Would you want to be toasted?

3:26:11With the birthing gift. That's a fair question. To you and your labor. Maybe you could get me as a birthing gift a goblet. And we can kill two birds. Can we please stay on topic? Please. With one goblet. Tommy! To the bird. To my machine. Ladies and gentlemen. May it return to four. To a dilation of 12 centimeters. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. Your halftime show for the 2008 Pro Bowl. Lifehouse. He's not kidding. Oh, I thought he was thinking of doing it. No, it really was. Did they really pump up the crowd? They really got those guys. They only had fireworks. Oh, good. I would love to go to the Pro Bowl one time. I would love it. Me too. Well, it's in Hawaii. Any excuse to go to Hawaii. I don't understand why Aloha Stadium, which I believe it's called, is artificial turf. They're in Hawaii. That is a really good point. I never understood that. You're in the most...

3:27:44lush, agriculturally capable spot on planet Earth. Why do they do that? I don't know. And it makes the stadium look kind of ugly. Yeah, it does. Welcome back to the show. It's 9.33. Paris Hilton's cat has been adopted after she left it at the vet two weeks ago and never came to pick it up. The Carolina Panthers finally cut ties with their injury-prone linebacker, Dan Morgan. Oh, wow. I'm going to have Sky tell you about this measles thing in just a bit. Another measles outbreak. And they have expanded it to six more kids, making a total of 10 kids. Right, Sky? Yep. And they say all these kids went to a specific doctor's office. Yeah, basically one kid came back from Switzerland with the measles, gave it to the siblings, infected another kid at the charter school they went to, and then six new cases, which all came from the doctor's office of one of the originally infected kids. So a total of 10 kids, like Mikey says, have the measles, and they say 50 children have been quarantined, and those are children.

3:28:53who were never vaccinated, who have come into contact with those other kids, and only time will tell if they actually have the measles or not. And this is the first measles outbreak in San Diego County in the last 17 years. Really? Yeah. Oh, my. So before we went to break, we were saying to people, if you work at a deli, like a local deli, call us up if you want to be in a competition. Yeah. Let's pick the best deli. We'll vote on them. Eddie might say, I like sandwich A. I might say, I like sandwich A. Skye might say sandwich D. You know, whatever. So it's majority rules. In fact, we should maybe do it like a... Point system. Point system. Whoever has the most points wins. Whoever has the most points wins. We'll have to discuss. How the points will break down? No. No, the... Chi ingredients? Yes. Maybe you don't judge. I am okay with that.

3:29:55But aren't we missing that weird palate element? I would, but I'm not going to eat something with mustard or tomatoes on it. I'm sorry. It's not worth my life. You're ridiculous. You are the most ridiculous woman ever created. Just saying. Or sauerkraut. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Sandwich Stadium. A fatty what? A fatty type of meat. What does that mean? What? Sometimes, you know, roast beef, pastrami, these are fatty. You don't eat roast beef? Not if it's got fat in it. I can't get the piece of fat in my mouth. It'll make me gag. But you'll eat a ribeye steak. No, I will not. You will not. No, I eat filet. And I cut the edges off of the filet just to make sure. Because if I get a piece of, like, grizzly meat in my mouth, it'll be... Grizzly? It's not like a... Do you know what I mean? With... Claws? Yes, yes, a grizzly bear. It'll make me like gag and I'll be able to eat. Alright. So, whatever we gotta do, people. Well, Ashley, what about you? Will you be a taster? Of course, I like everything. Rob, will you be a taster? Oats? Would you like to be a taster? Yeah. The only one that can is Sean and Scott. Sean can't because he doesn't live here. But I would if I were there, Mike. Yeah, he would.

3:31:21Well, the thing is, Sky, he feels differently about food than he does movies. I mean, so I would trust his feeling. I mean, he's got some weird food stuff. I'm sorry, Sean. Trust his feeling. Oh, wow. That was a good shot at Sean. No. I didn't see that coming. I'm saying what a great palate he has. Sorry, Sean. I'm saying he's got a great palate when it comes to food is all I'm saying. But not a good palate for movies. No. All right. Let's talk to some folks. P1 Charlotte, are you there? Yes, I am. Where do you work? I work at Eat Your Heart Out Deli. All right. And where are you located at? We're on the corner of Ruffin and Arrow Drive. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. Right by us. Delish. Ashley says Delish. Okay. Well, would you be willing? All right. If we decide on a day, would you be willing to come in and compete? Oh, most definitely. Okay. Hang on the line. We're going to get your information. Okay. Hang on. Let's see who else. So we've got Eat Your Heart Out Deli. Who is this? This is P1 Damien?

3:32:23Yeah, I'm Divine Postabilities. Divine Postabilities? Yes. Now, are you a sandwich shop? Yep. Okay. And you want to get in on the mix, huh? Oh, yeah. Sounds like you do more than sandwiches, which makes me a little nervous, but that's okay. Hey, listen, you could do pasta and actually make a great sandwich. So if you're willing to do it, we'll do it. Where are you guys at? We're on Midway Drive in Point Loma. And you're willing to, when we pick a day, come in here and compete against other sandwiches? I would love to. Hang on the line. We've got to call a representative from Cheers. Yeah. P1 Mike, are you there? What's happening, brother? Where do you work, dude? Mona Lisa. You know, I currently don't work there, but I know all the guys, and I'm sure they'd be down to get in on this. Got to make sure. Yeah, you've got to ask them. I mean, we'd love to put you in. But they have to be okay with it. We can't just say, oh, yeah, you said it's fine. This is Mona Lisa by Nat King Cole. Thank you very much. Wonderful. But if they say yes, then we would love to have Mona Lisa from India Street, downtown San Diego, come in and compete for the best sandwich. No, no, no, absolutely. You know, they've got to be a part of it because you guys are mentioning all these shops, but, you know, I don't think you guys have really tasted what this is all about.

3:33:42Hang on, please. Wow, we're sorry. Thank you for making us feel bad. You're the worst. Sorry. Oh, Mona Lisa. Mona Lisa is a famous painting where it's, what are you, smiling or not smiling? Are you happy or are you not? What's the deal? I don't know. That's correct. One guy's looking this way, another guy's looking that way. What's the deal? He's like, what do you want from me? This guy's like, what do you want from me? Hey, looks like somebody we know. P1 Sheila, where do you work? On the Santee Deli Company. Okay. West of the Santee Drive-In. All right, now you feel like you make an exceptional sandwich? I do, and my customers all back me up. All right. Now, I'm going to tell you right off the bat. You sound like a sweetheart, and that plays a lot into it, you know. Yeah. A lot of times those people come back because they like Sheila, but we'll have to find out because a lot of times you can hear it. Sheila sounds great. So we got to see what the sandwich is like. What's your signature sandwich? Ooh, good one. I'm in the club, the house club. It's huge. It'll fill you up. It has everything you want, and that's the one that most...

3:35:15I'm most proud of. That's what I think they should do, Eddie. I think you hit on something. Each individual sandwich shop should bring in their creme de la creme. They should bring in what they feel is their masterpiece. And it's got to be available on the menu. You can't just make it up for this thing. Hang on the line, Sheila. Thank you. I can't wait. And finally, P1 Octavio is on the line. Yes. By the way, I've eaten at every single one of those deli places, and no one beats Coronado's Park Place Liquor Deli. Park Place Liquor Deli. Dude, best sandwiches ever. Listen, I will not doubt you. Cheers is located in a liquor store. Yeah, true. So I ain't going to doubt it. That's what some of the best sandwiches are. It really, I mean, Ashley can tell you. So I'm going to tell you right now. I'm going to let you into this. You make your signature sandwich. Bring it down here. You can compete. We'll let you know the day, okay? Park, play, slicker, baby. Okay, all right. We got it. Octavio, Octavio, are you willing to participate? Yes, we are. We're in 100%. All right. Hang on the line, will you? Have you worked there or have you held it up? Hey, hey, hey, settle down. Just because my name's Octavio. Hey, I'm just checking, bro. Fist bump for you.

3:36:42All Mexicans carry screwdrivers. Yeah, we do, dude. Yeah, Beto. Tell them how it is, bro. Hey, dude, I used to go. All Mexicans carry screwdrivers. Yeah, dude, I've been there. All right. You've been there, Beto? I've been to Park Place, dude. But you can't buy liquor. You're only 14. You mean when you play Monopoly. Shut up, bro. I don't carry a screwdriver. I carry a bin. Yeah, see, dude? Sell me. All right, vato. Okay, let's please. Chipotle chicken's the best. Hang on, hang on, hang on, Octavio. Hang on the line for me. He likes the chipotle chicken. Yeah, dude, he sells me tequila. No, he does not. No, he does not. That's illegal, Beto. Don't say that, Beto, because that is not true. He sells me vodka. No, he doesn't. You've never even tried vodka. Really? What does it taste like? It tastes like wine, bro. No, it does not. You're not drunk, dude. You're not drunk. It tastes like wine. Yeah, it does. Like what kind of wine? Like red wine, dude. No, it does not. It does not. Dude, you don't even know. I do, though. I'm 34.

3:37:59I've had vodka many times. Well, maybe you didn't have the same kind I had. Well, no, I don't think you've had wine-flavored vodka before. What brand did you get? I got Bulldog, dude. Bulldog vodka. See, you don't even know. Okay. You're clearly lying. I'm not, dude. Hey. All you 14-year-olds, go there, dude. No, don't say that. That is illegal. I'm just kidding, man. Get out of here, Beto. Get out. You've lost your privileges. You're grounded. You're done. Go. Did you hear your uncle? You're done. You guys want to see my stomach? No. Why? I can't show you anyway, dude. I got shot. Get out. You're done. You're done. No more from you. You're lying, bro. You didn't need to fart on your way out. Okay, right on Skye's head. That was really embarrassing. You did, but you missed it. Oh, I must have missed it. Let's see.

3:39:09I'm so irritated. Skye's raising the price of stamps. It makes me feel mad. Why is she doing that? Every six months, Skye says stamps going up again. Why is she doing that? Stamps are going up again. It's expensive enough. Just keep them where they are. They just raised it. Damn it! Yeah, in May, they're raising it again. She's raising them again. By a penny. But they just did it. 42 cents. 42 now. Yeah, I know. Would you guys be okay with a 50 cent stamp and for the next 100 years they don't raise it? Well, dude, they have something called the forever stamp. That if you buy it, it's good like forever. And you never have to buy it. And it really made my husband mad because he sent me into the post office with like 40 bucks. And he said, buy a whole bunch of stamps, meaning the forever stamps. And I came out with 40 bucks of 41 cent stamps. And then they're now raising the prices. Now my husband hates me. You're supposed to be good at the correspondence. I know. I'm messing up, dude. I'm dropping the ball. Is one of your guys' sodas taste like diet? Uh-oh. Try it. What kind did you get, Eddie? No, mine's Dr. Pepper. Skye? I don't have a soda. Did anybody else get a soda? I did. Does it taste like that? No. Are you sure? Seth says he watched them pour it. No, I filled it up myself. He did it. I think they made it. He's trying to kill you. I think he might be trying to kill me. He's trying to kill you secretly. Why is he trying to kill you? He doesn't like me. That's true. I'm not in the will yet. I think that's what it is. I think there's sugar in there. That's not right. You're a human being.

3:40:43Wow. Oh, I forgot to tell you about the Amy Winehouse thing. Oh, yeah. Natalie Cole said she doesn't deserve her Grammys. Natalie Cole? Natalie Cole. Okay. Well, Eddie, I know you have all her albums. I mean, can we get somebody relevant? There's Natalie Cole with Mona Lisa. Does she do everything her dad does? Is that the only thing she does? Yeah, no, she really does do all those songs that he did. And it's not nearly as good. Why doesn't she come up with her own? Leave her alone. I'm sorry. It's true. She's awesome. I disagree. She's not leaving Amy Winehouse alone, and you know we defend Amy Winehouse on the show. Well, we should. Tooth and nail. She's such an upstanding citizen. You know we go to bat for her.

3:41:47Natalie Cole says, I don't think that Amy should have won. I think it sends a bad message to our young people who are trying to get in this business. The ones who are trying to do it the right way and really trying to keep themselves together. We should stop rewarding bad behavior. We're not awarding her behavior. We're awarding the music she made. She got best behavior of the year. She won a Grammy for it. I agree with that statement. You guys don't get it. I spent, I don't know. probably three hours the other day, writing, doing homework, doing stuff, listening to George Jones music. What? Right on. Not right on. You guys are not fans, right? No. I don't know who he is. You don't know who George Jones is? Old country music guy. Old country music. What I call whiskey drinking music. Yeah, yeah. He said I'll love you till I die. Forget it. Forget about it. It's over, dude. Forget about it. She told him you. We were in Dallas, Texas, and there was a George Jones concert, and I missed it, and I'm not kidding you. Like, I was genuinely crushed. I thought to see George Jones in Fort Worth, Texas would have been the greatest thing ever. It's like the time I missed Portishead in San Francisco. I know exactly how you feel. It's exactly like that.

3:43:18Or the time I miss Eddie Vedder in Cardiff. Oh, dude. See? I was devastated. I don't blame you. I don't blame you. But those are, like, real acts. It's like when I miss... Or the time I miss Culture Club in the city. That's true, too. Oh, wow. You didn't miss that show. Don't lie. I love you, Michael. I love you, too. What are you even talking about? The Mikey Show. Rock 105.3. Sweet shirt, bro. In-N-Out Burger, huh? Where'd you get it? Burger? Right. Yeah. It's pretty sweet. Yeah, you already said that. Oh, yeah. I love In-N-Out. Oh, me too. That's what a hamburger's all about. Yep. Totally. Do I know you? Me? No. No, you don't. No, no, no. I saw your shirt and it's like we have something in common. Like we're on the same page. We get it. We appreciate the finer things in life. Like cheeseburgers. Yes. And t-shirts. Yeah. And personal space. Yeah.

3:44:24Wait, what? You're kind of crowding me here, bro. Oh, I'm sorry. You know, the burgers, they just get me a little... Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, back off just a little bit. The 60th anniversary t-shirts are here. Get yours at an In-N-Out burger near you or at In-N-Out.com. It's just two days away. Everyone's getting in the mood. Eddie was just serenading us all here in the studio. It was really beautiful. His rendition of Killing Me Softly with Diet Coke. Oh, with sugar. It was gorgeous. Seth hates me. He does not hate you. He's just trying to kill you. Well, anyways, with Valentine's Day just two days away, it's not too late to get your loved one something awesome. Check out pajamagram.com. That's pajamagram.com. Will you guys stop throwing stuff at me? I'm going to freak out, okay? I don't need this. Please grow up. We're professional broadcasters here, all right?

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3:55:08Yeah, how about that, Sean? And you're an adult. Oh, no, Sean. Don't do it. She's got a point. And a man. Well, it is KIOZ San Diego, so let's just leave it at that. I mean, I thought the only man that, like, cries and stuff was that. Oh. Uh-oh. I didn't know. Yeah, I'm crying. Well, I mean, you're pouting. No, I'm crying. Uh-oh. I'm practically crying. Listen, you guys. We don't know. Don't do that. Microsoft is in the room and... He's just presented Eddie with his fantasy football trophy. It's the 2007 Hardcore Fantasy Football League Toilet Bowl. Sean's a little late on it today because he's upset. It's been a tough one. It's the 2007 Hardcore Fantasy Football Toilet Bowl winner. And the Oracle did win the Toilet Bowl. And so there's his trophy. The trophy is of a horse's behind. I gladly accept. There you go. Microsoft, how are you? It's been a while. We call him Microsoft because he's...

3:56:08He's from sales, and really, he did have a monopoly on all the accounts. He's really good. Yeah, I'm fine. Thank you very much. He got promoted. He no longer works for us. Yeah, he's a big time now. Trader. I still listen. So, how are you? Are things well? Yeah, things are great. It's good to see you. We don't get to see you very often. Yeah. We're just doing our thing over there. There you go. Is your radio station becoming successful? Don't plug your radio station. Who do you think you are? Is it successful? Is it doing well? Yeah, it's doing great. There you go. Doing great. Do you miss us? Yes. No, of course. Absolutely. I miss you guys. The most. More than Terry. Wow. Wow. All right, dude. It was good to see you. It was good to see you. Al Gore is not expected to endorse anybody.

3:57:00Yeah, sources in the Al Gore camp say, yeah, he's been consulting with both Hillary and Obama, but does not plan to officially endorse either candidate. He is such a turd. All those years, eight years working with that guy. I didn't think of that. He couldn't stand her when we were in there. Really? Why? She used to pass gas in the vice presidential office. I don't believe that, Bill Clinton. I don't believe that. And then she would say right afterwards, she'd look at him straight in the face and she would go, he who smelt it dealt it. Hillary would say that. I don't believe that. She would look right in his face. It's not easy. She would say, he who smelt it dealt it. That's not true. And every single time it was a boy from Tennessee. What? That's ridiculous. You guys heard about this viral video of Fergie? No. She made a video for the website FunnyOrDie.com. Oh, I love that website. About what it would be. It makes me feel so uncool. Why? Because people know stuff. I don't know. You know about FunnyOrDie.com. I swear to you I've never heard of it. Well, we've talked about it here on the Mikey Show. Maybe I've seen something on it. I don't know. The landlord. The one with the little kid who is cursing at Will Ferrell. That's that one. That's FunnyOrDie.com. And the Jerry O'Connell, Tom Cruise mockery. Love it. FunnyOrDie.

3:58:17They all come from that? That's an amazing website. Oh, man. So here's Fergie on her funnierdie.com video. Go for Lobo. Look into it. Wow. Squeeze me. A little rough. I'm just saying. It could help. I'm just fine. He's not even going to remember she said that in 10 minutes. Ask me in 10 minutes. Test me. I will not. This is awesome. So this is Fergie on FunnyOrDie.com talking about what it would be like if she was in a spelling bee. Cut 23. R-L-I-N. Gibberellin. I'm sorry, Miss Gordon. That is incorrect. Please exit the stage and will contestant number 28, please come to the microphone. Ferguson? Well, gorgeous. I mean, contestant number 28. Will you please state your name? She the I, the E. You know, the lady put it down like me. Fergie. Delicious and delicious. Your word is glamorous. L-A-M. You ain't got no money. Take your broke ass home, glamorous. Pause. Now, am I missing the joke? Like, is this stuff in her songs? Like, she does this in her songs? Yes. These are outtakes from her songs. Oh, I'm actually listening. Okay, so I'm actually listening.

3:59:44Recording Mike while we say this. And then we'll post it on FunnyOrDie.com. So I'm actually listening to outtakes of her song. Oh, man. Okay. What's happening? Man, that is hysterical to me. No, she's not. Have you guys seen the video? No. No. Because what I'm wondering is do they splice together her videos or is it actually her starring in it pretending to do a thing? I don't know. Let's check it out. Rob. Not a fan, right? Not at all, dude. Rob does not like her. I saw her on the Grammys, and she was singing with John Legend, who's on the piano. It was disgusting. Disgusting. Horrible voice. She looks like a man. Horrible voice? She does. Hey, she's probably with child. Be cool, man. What? That's a rumor, Sky. Well, I watched the Grammys, and I said to my hubby, she's pregnant.

4:00:51Well, not to further it, but they said she wasn't drinking anything either. Only water. Yeah, she hasn't been drinking. Only water. She's got a lovely baby bump. Yeah, she does have a lovely baby bump. My lovely baby bump. Someone probably got her wet. He's saying that because she's a gremlin. That's how it happens. She's beautiful. Saw a documentary on it. And that explains the engagement announcement about a month or so ago. She's not beautiful, Eddie. Did you see her? Well, that's your opinion. I have seen her many times. It's on fact.com. Some people have different tastes than women. Dude, she's like... Her face has a lot of plastic surgery. Not scars, but... You don't even know that. Like, it looks porcelain. What are you talking about? It's disgusting. Thank you. Check it out. Check it out. That's Boston Rob's thoughts on Fergie. Looks like a dude. Yeah, it's actually her reenacting it in a little schoolgirl outfit. I'm watching her right now. Wow, that is a stitch. So she is in it. Yeah. Here's a good one.

4:01:52Ford has decided they're recalling 180,000 SUVs. Is that it? Why? 180,000 SUVs. Yes! crazy this guy why yeah uh so 124 000 of those are ford expedition and lincoln navigators uh 07 through 08 year and they're being recalled because of a door handle spring system that can break so they say if you get hit from the side basically you can get locked and trapped into your car wow if the handle breaks And then the other one is 57,000 E-150, E-250, and E-350 vans from 06 and 07. Something, let's see, a fuel rail crossover hose could crack and potentially lead to a fire in those, and they're going to start recalling those next month. You have a never-know backpack, and you're all set if you get trapped in your car. That's what Rob has. I thought it was a you-never-know backpack. Whatever. Shauna Moakler and Travis Barker, their divorce is final.

4:02:54Yeah, after they announced their divorce, they've been so like on again, off again, on again, off again, but they still kept the divorce paperwork going through and it was made official. This makes me sad. I mean, I'm married, but I think it makes every guy sad. Scarlett Johansson was shopping in a wedding boutique. Whoa. No. No. What? Well, because what was it, like a month ago, everybody was reporting that she got engaged to her boyfriend, Ryan Reynolds, over the holiday. And her camp denied it, but then she was seen shopping with her mother in a wedding boutique, and her people are claiming someone in her family is getting married, and that's why she was there. So, who knows? That makes sense, though, right? That makes sense. She was just in there looking for a bridesmaid dress. Yeah. Well, but you don't pick out your own brides. No, she was looking to give a suggestion to a family member. To her mom? Yeah, to her mom. Oh, God. Oh, God. That's why. Eddie?

4:03:57I know you're still reeling from the Scarlett Johansson story. Don't hit me with another one. But the Hobbit may be on hold. Come on. I know it. No, they worked it out. They worked it out, dog. What? No, no, no. No, no, no. It's impossible. No, no. The estate. The estate of J.R. J.R.R. J.R. Reynolds. No. J.R.R. Ryan J.R. Reynolds. Guys, come on. J.R.R. Tolkien. Wow. Is suing New Line Cinema. Yeah, they say they didn't get a penny for the Lord of the Rings trilogy. They're suing for $150 million, and they also want to pull the rights that New Line may have to The Hobbit until they get this all squared away. Oh, no. Why is New Line not paying people? Like, they made $6 billion worldwide on the Lord of the Rings trilogy, but they can't pay Peter Jackson. They can't pay the estate. Like, what's the problem?

4:05:05problem greedy fish each movie made two greedy billion dollars what does a fish do if it's greedy they hog up all the water i guess all the oxygen in the water well said through their gills ladies and gentlemen sky has new releases yes this is gonna be great today i'm so excited sky what's up Do it up, Sky. What have you got? Why is Rob excited? Because there's a couple of great movies coming out today. Yeah, there's a couple Boston boy films coming out today. Okay. Movies he hasn't seen yet. All right. New video games out today. We have Jumper out for Xbox 360, Wii, and PS2. That's based on the upcoming movie, Jumper. Conflict Denied Ops for Xbox 360, PS3. Lost Odyssey for Xbox 360. Dark Messiah of Might and Magic Elements for Xbox 360. Innocent Life, a futuristic Harvest Moon Special Edition for PS2. And finally, Discs of Tron for Xbox 360. I don't know, but I love anything to do with Tron. Really? Yeah. It's a good movie. Really good.

4:06:21Stupid helmets and all that. So futuristic. Groundbreaking special effects. That's right. Definitely groundbreaking. Okay, new music out today. New CDs. We have Michael Jackson 25th Anniversary of Thriller. Nice. There's two different editions. Just, you know, the regular CD. Is that the one with the Akon song? Yeah. Yeah, it has a lot of the original tracks, and then it also has tracks done with Will.i.am, Akon, Fergie, Kanye. And then the special edition is the same CD, but it comes with like a 48-page color booklet that they say has rare photos and lyrics in it. Michael Jackson, his is the what anniversary of Thriller? 25th. Irresistible at that time. You couldn't deny it. Yeah, I was going to say at that time. You can't deny it. You had to own it. These are my memories of that time. I liked the music of Michael Jackson. I bought the record. I had the vinyl record thriller. But I would never, ever consider being a fan. Not in a million years. Because to me, it was nerdy. I remember guys that had red jackets with the zippers and stuff. Our friend Mikey did.

4:08:11I own the glove. Come on. You were little, though. You were little, dude. That's awesome. You were little. I was 11 when Thriller came out. If you were 11, I totally get it. But I went to high school with guys that wore red jackets and gloves, and there was no way. Sean, did you engage in any of that illicit activity? Oh. Oh, yeah. You did, too, then. What was that? You did. Come on. You're a zombie, Sean. Come on. Get it. Get through the graveyard. You did. Oh, then what did you have, Sean? What did you have? I don't remember. Does this remind you of him? Come on, Sean. Don't do me that way. No, but you're getting closer. A monkey named Bubbles. He was at your wedding. Sean, what'd you have? His name wasn't Bubbles. What was it? His name wasn't Bubbles? What are you talking about? I'm asking you.

4:09:50Back in the day. Back in the day. I had the stupid zipper jacket. What do you want? Oh, my goodness. The red one pictured Sean in the red. All the zippers. I had the glitter socks. What? I love the glitter socks. There isn't a price high enough that I would be willing to pay to see a photograph of that. Oh, yeah. Eddie, maybe you can get into contact with Sean's mom and see if she can pick some of that stuff up. I'd love to. Yeah, you should. I would love to. Shooter and I am. I would love it. You got it. What else is out today? We have Simple Plan, self-titled. It's their third album out today. What kind of music is that? Who would play that? 933. It's pop? CHR, yeah, pop. Never heard of that, Simple Plan. Really? Who else? Also out today, widespread panic, free somehow. That's new music? Thought that came out 40 years ago. What else? Morrissey, greatest hits today. It's a CD and DVD. It looked like Sean was lost in complete memory as I was playing that. Sean, it looked like that conjured up old memories for you.

4:11:44I really like Morrissey. I always have. Even when he was with the Smiths. Just always. Good times. You were a waver. He was. That's true. Nothing wrong with that, Sean. What's wrong with that? Nothing. We're just saying. Those guys were freaks. Why is he saying it like that? Because they were freaks. No, that's not true. In high school, I hated those guys. Just because they, hey, listen. Some guys like safety pins. Yeah. Dark, black. trench coats and they wore makeup and they were freaks. We don't call names here. Just because they were all bangs. All bangs. Now Sean, he would have been friends with you though. No, I wouldn't have been friends. I hated those guys. You guys would have somehow been able to break through the barriers. No. I would have been fine with it, but if he's going to be a jerk about it... Yeah, elitist. I want no creepy friends. Wait a second. Hey. Sky, what else is out today? Shooting up our school. Hey. Nobody... Look, dude. He wasn't shooting anybody else. Nobody back then was shooting up anything. He was shooting up, but it wasn't... Right, bro. It's heroin.

4:12:54What else is coming out today? I'm not doing that either. Okay, and finally for the hard rockers, we have Type O Negative, Dead Again, CD, DVD pack. Eddie's French tip is rocking out right now. Oh, this is too late. Oh, too late? Yeah, this is like Streisand to him. That is not my bag, baby. Really? That's weird. All right, what else? Okay, new DVD's out today. Gone Baby Gone. What is that, anyway? It's about Boston, Mike. Stars Casey Affleck, the directorial debut of Ben Affleck. Here's Ben Affleck talking about it, 26.

4:13:45It was definitely my dream cast. I can't hear him. I think he'd be anybody. I can't hear him. I think he's great. A whole other level. What else we got? Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married? Oh, I should have pre-ordered. Janet Jackson in that one. I hope it doesn't sell out. It could. You never know. What else? No reservations. Catherine Zeta-Jones. I think that looks cute. Aaron Eckhart? Anyone? No? 28. Only a full cook and really judge food. When you're hungry, everything tastes better than it really is. I never eat in the afternoon. My grandmother whispered this recipe into my ear on her deathbed. She brought it over from the old country, and I made it especially for you today. Thank you. I thought your grandmother lived in Miami. I think I just fell asleep. I bite off my own fingers. Also out today, We Own the Night. Joaquin Phoenix, Mark Wahlberg. Mark Wahlberg. Looks great. Makes sense now. He's so aware of everything people from Boston do. What else? Martian Child, John Cusack.

4:15:19Do you guys know what this is? It's this indie movie. And the only reason I know is because on my Apple TV, you could scroll down through the trailers. They got every trailer ever. So I said, what is this Martian child? It's this kid who John Cusack kind of like adopts. And the kid thinks that he's a Martian. And it's a drama. And so as you're watching the trailer, you're kind of like... I have a feeling like at the end of the movie, it might be that he's actually a Martian. Because what he looks like is a kid with mental problems. And that's what you're thinking through the whole trailer. So it's kind of like Little Miss Sunshine? No, Eddie. Wait, no. What is that? No. That Abigail Breslin is supposed to have anything wrong with her. Oh, she wasn't?

4:16:11Oh my god, I missed the whole point of the movie? That's not what it's about for crying out loud. Such a cute little girl. It totally changes everything. Okay. Wow. So here is John Cusack talking about it, 27. Bobby's an amazing kid. He's really amazing. He's really professional and accomplished. He came in and had his own... I like to read my sides with him. He said, no, Dennis wouldn't do this. He had it all mapped out in some strange way. He was amazing. Went to Strasburg, so I really liked him with it. What else? Also out today, Becoming Jane, Anne Hathaway. Jane Austen, period piece. No? Okay. TV shows to DVD. The Equalizer, season one. That's a TV show? Sean. Yes, I knew Sean would love that. He did not watch that show. I love The Equalizer. Don't be kidding. Dallas, the complete eighth season. Family Ties, the third season. Girlfriend, season three. And finally, WWE, the legacy of Stone Cold Steve Austin. All out today. Enjoy. There it is. Did you guys hear that Mike Huckabee made a comment the other day that he's eaten fried squirrel? I'm changing my vote.

4:17:36So here is Barbara Walters talking about it. Cut 20. How do you feel about fried squirrels, guys? The Muppet Show? Because, you know, it's all about hunting. If that's what's out there, you're going to eat it. It sounds like the Muppet Show. I don't want to speak for you, but my mom grew up at a time where if that's what you caught, that's what you ate. Yes. Yes. Yes. Randy was always making squirrel. That's something that folks do. You go out and you hunt and you get it. That's only in some parts of the world. They do do that. A BLT is a bacon lassie and tomato. Holy cow. I'm telling you though. It's on the television. I'd watch the view if it was Muppets. If they did the voices but it was Muppets that were sitting there. It'd be irresistible. It's brutal. But it isn't Muppets. No. It's those women. There was hikers hiking around in Poway the other day. They found 500 pot plants. Yeah. No, no, no, no. They found 400 pot plants. Still a lot of weed, Mike.

4:19:02Yeah, they were hiking yesterday in a creek northeast of Old Winery Road in Poway. I love weed. Came across 400 pot plants called the cops. The cops say the plants are valued at nearly a million dollars, and no one has been arrested. What is Rob making? Why are you calling the cops? You got a million dollars. What would you do, though, Rob? You would cut it all down, and then who are you going to sell it to? Everyone. No one might. Really, because the drug dealers wouldn't come looking for it. No kidding. No one might. They wouldn't miss that at all. Do you see why he gets in trouble? What? Because he'd be the guy that'd be like, I just found a million dollars. I'm sure this doesn't belong to any Mexican. It's natural. Yeah, I would want to cut my throat out for taking it. Good luck finding me. I'm finally going to buy my yacht. Load up with the car. They always find you, dude. Move to Northern California. They always find you. Haven't you seen No Country for Old Men? No. I haven't. He's not really playing anywhere. Sorry, Mike. Why won't he? As soon as it comes out on DVD, I'll get it. He's waiting for DVD, Mike. I just want him to see it. Yeah. Any minute now. I'm sure Sky will have new releases and he'll say, No Country for Old Men. And then I'll be like, That's not what I saw. That was just like, That's not what I saw. I want him to see it.

4:20:30I want to see it. Bad. Paul McCartney was in divorce court yesterday and apparently offered his ex-wife $50 million. Whoa. $50 million. And she said, it's not enough. Come on. Oh, come on. It's not enough. And I think $100 million would be more likely. Well, Mike, if we're being honest, she does have a... They were partners. No, they weren't. They were. I'll discuss this with you. They were partners. He made all that money prior to her. He made all that money prior to her. However, when they became legally married... She supported him. Okay, well, whatever money he made. Emotionally, she supported him. And he wouldn't have been able to make it to the board meetings that allowed him to continue to get royalties without her support. That is incorrect. Plus, they had a child together. You only have one leg. That doesn't matter. I only need one leg to make an argument. Why would you say that?

4:21:38Well, in Britain, divorce proceedings are kept private. They're not made public. So this is all from sources, but that's what they're saying, that he offered around 50 mil. She's trying to hold out for 100 mil. Paul McCartney is worth an estimated $1.6 billion. That's a lot of money. Yes, it is. $1.6 billion. Skrill. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Just give it to her, then. Make it all go away. Don't talk to me. There you go. Here's 200 mil. Choke on it. Get lost. Ryan Felipe is finally talking about his divorce with Reese Witherspoon. Yeah, he said he went through about four to five months of severe depression. Well, we all did over that divorce. Where he claims he couldn't even get out of bed or leave his place. And when asked about the rumors that the reason they divorced is because he was cheating with this young actress, he says it's unfair to, you know, name names in this divorce. The only people responsible for the divorce is himself and Reese. And you can't blame any outside sources. Well. Well, yeah. That's not a denial. Thank you, Eddie. I wonder if he was.

4:22:59That's not a denial. Well, because... If I didn't cheat, I would say that's not true. I didn't cheat. Yeah, because the woman, her name's Abby Cornish, he was doing a movie with her. Abby Cornish? Oh, Abby Cornish. Yes, Abby Cornish. Abby Cornish. I love Abby. I call her Abigail. He was doing a movie with her at the time, and then after the divorce, a couple months after the... I love her game hands. That's right. A couple months after the divorce, he was dating her, so it doesn't really, yeah. Put two and two. Well, I think we're almost done here, kids. I think we've almost hit on everything. Here's news, breaking news. Sienna Miller finally got her driver's license at the age of 26. Congratulations, Sienna. That's really, really good. Well, the second time around, she did fail the first time. So if you see her on the streets, watch out. Well, when you guess at all the questions, sometimes it doesn't come back in your favor. The ratings for the Grammys were the third worst ever. Wow. Yeah, an estimated about 17 million people tuned in. That's pretty bad with nothing on TV. Right. And plus they made this huge push for it with the 50th anniversary. Nobody cared. Nobody cared. Dennis Quaid signed on to do three G.I. Joe movies. What? Dennis Quaid? Yeah, he's 142 and he's going to be G.I. Joe. Sorry, what?

4:24:25Yeah, so he says he's been lifting weights to try and look right for the part and get ready. Taylor Swift, you guys know who this is? Don't sign off yet, Shawnee. I want to play this audio. Hang on. Hang on, hang on. No problem. This is the last one. Taylor Swift, you guys know who this is? Kind of. Sounds familiar. Country singer, very young. Yeah, up and coming artist. She says that she drives by her ex-boyfriend's houses. Ew. I think we actually have a clip of her saying it to Ellen DeGeneres. Cut six. When you have spare time, you drive past your ex-boyfriend's houses. Why? I don't do that. My MySpace is not like the typical Taylor Swift is blah, blah, blah. So I wrote this bio on MySpace. I'm about to hear dishonesty. So I can sense it. Something I can tell when I'm about to hear something that isn't true. And I think I might be about to hear something that's not true. Unpause. On my space. And it's actually, it's very honest about who I am as a person. I'm like, in my free time, I like to drive past my ex-boyfriend's houses. I'm not like throwing eggs. It's... Right. I'm just checking up on them. Checking up. Whoa. Checking up on what the front of their house looks like? It's really like an act of public service, you know? Just...

4:25:57Seeing if they're okay. So you have unresolved business. You still have crushes on your ex? No, no, no, no, no. So what are you doing? I don't know. Everybody does that. It's just nobody admits to it. Unless you're Sean. Thank you. I think you got a little honesty and a little dishonesty. Sean, did you sign off? Sean signed off. Oh, he's done after that. He's done. Tough day for him. Here's the deal. Here's the deal. I think that there are probably quite a few men and women that do this driving by the house. I'm sure. So when she says that, I'm sure there's a lot of people listening that go, okay, I can relate to it. But when she's saying, well, I do that because I'm trying to be nice or whatever. Yeah. Checking up on them. I don't know. 570-1053, we got to go. Yeah. So call us because at the beginning and end of every show, we let you. You can talk about whatever you want.

4:27:01It's your show, San Diego. That's right. That's true. I want to hear from you on the 8 freeway in rush hour traffic. It's 1030. There's no rush hour. That's right. Call us from the Diamond Lane. The 8 parking lot. Okay. Our hockey line is open. We have a hockey line? The ladies Padre line. What? What's that mean? Huh? Ladies from Poway that want to talk about Padre baseball. Okay. Asian redhead line is open. It's a short line. What? No waiting. What I meant. Oh, I got it. We see. Well, hello. Hello. Mikey Show. Hey, guys. How's it going? Pretty good. Oh, that's cool, man.

4:27:53I'm over here in Carlsbad, and, like, I heard you guys talking about the sandwiches, and it really got me hungry. I'm wondering if you guys know any good sandwich shops over here in the Carlsbad area by the... You're upsetting Mike. Do you think he's confused right now? Dude, this is funny. Let's see what happens. Well, this is... Let's see what happens. When we talk about... What's a P1? Have you ever heard of a P1? Have you ever heard me say P1, sir? Yeah, I have. What is a P1? Somebody that gets to the point, turns down the radio, and doesn't swear. What was that last one? Doesn't swear? No, the one before that. Turns down the radio? Oh, yeah, that one. He just did it, I think. Yeah, just turned it down. I thought I did turn it down. That's terrible. Yes, Scott. I have a question for you. Yes.

4:28:53Well, it's actually a two-parter. Part number one, are you watching American Idol tonight, Hollywood Week? Well, I was going to ask you guys if it's okay for me to start now. You should, yeah. So it's good now? We're good to go? They're going to start to figure out who's going to be in the top 12. Okay, but are we in Hollywood now? In Hollywood. Auditions are done. Then I'll watch. And part number two is, will you be enjoying Big Brother Till Death Do You Part this evening? Oh, wow. What is that? It's Big Brother. It's a reality show where people live in a house. Start tonight. Shut the front door. You got it, bro. Yeah, come on, Mike. Big Brother, 9 o'clock CBS, American Idol, two hours. You're waving crack in front of Amy Winehouse right now. Yeah, I feel like this is a turning point in my life. Do you hear Till Death Do You Part is the theme? What does that mean? It's weird. It's like they say that every guest is being paired with a soulmate. Yeah. Now, I don't know if that means that they've met before and they're soulmates or they haven't met and they think that they're going to be soulmates. Like eHarmony style, like they do profiles and think that two people will be soulmates. We don't know yet, but... Should be interesting. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we all know my wife is 100% in. Oh, for sure. But we're asking you. We're asking you, Mike.

4:30:12I can't. Remember Danielle? Remember Amber crying? Do your Dustin voice. You know, maybe doing Dustin. You're in. There's something about when he said do the voice. You're in. You're in. Do it for the show. If Eric is going to be back on the show. Oh, Eric. He deserves to be. Eric. He should. He's an American player. Was that the one that I always like to do? The facial. Which voice was that? Eric. The facial expressions, remember? He's great. Come on, Mike. That show's like cracking. We're all going to be talking about it tomorrow. It's unhealthy. It's so unhealthy. Oh, look at Quimby's calling in. Yeah. Quimby, Quimby, Quimby. Queen of the double B. Oh, my gosh. Don't even get me started. I am so excited. I bet you are. Maybe you guys disagree with me. To me, I've never seen a television show that's that consuming. No television show has ever consumed me like that before. Oh, Mike, it consumes me and my dad. We got the Big Brother Super Pass so we can watch all four cameras. Oh, it's unhealthy. I did too. It's unhealthy. I think that that show gets you hooked like no other show. I think it's good for you. It's not good for you.

4:31:31I agree. That's what my doctor told me. No. I'm telling you, Mike, you have to get in. You got to. See, here's the problem, you guys. What? That show is an investment. Like, you can't just go, ah, I'm going to give five bucks to it. It is. It's like it wants every amount of your time, and I just go, ah. It's worth it. It's worth it. Because, Mike, I know you, and if everybody else is going to, your wife included, you know you're going to be feeling missed out and left out if you don't. But at the same time, you're right. I don't disagree with that. The problem is. is that I go, okay, but are you willing to put all of those chips down to play? And I'm like, it costs so much. You got pocket aces, bro. Yeah, go all in. Push, push. Ay-yi-yi with that. Quimby, of course you're in, right? Oh, dude, me and my dad are all the way in. Do you guys watch it together? Is that the deal? Huh? Do you guys watch it together or you just discuss a lot? Oh, we watch it together. We read all the blogs. We just found out that Evil Dick is hosting the internet show called House Calls. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. That's crazy. It's going to be awesome. Now, are they doing BBAD, otherwise known as Big Brother After Dark, on Showtime where they give you the live feed for three hours? Showtime 2. Showtime 2. Yeah. Where they give you the live feed for three hours. Do they do that? I think they are. Yeah, I think so.

4:32:51Your best bet is to get the BB-9 super pass so that you can watch it on your computer. Well, last season, Sean had that, and he gave me the password. And so then I gave it to my wife. And so she was watching it all the time. Aye, aye, aye. That show is too much. Awesome. All right. Thank you for the call, Quimby. P1 T-Rex is on the line. Hey. Hey, how's it going, everyone? What's up, T-Rex? Hey. I don't know. Eddie and B-Rob have had a challenge lately. That's true. In the spirit of NASCAR, there's a place in Mira Mesa called Miramar Speedway. It's an indoor go-kart track. It's run by gas, back set up, and most of the cars can go up to 30 miles an hour. It depends on how good you can drive. What would you guys think, Eddie and B-Rob, what would you guys think about a driving challenge? All in. Are you in, Rob? For real? Heck yeah. Eddie, would you do it? I would smoke Rob. Oh, do it. Here we go. Let's do it. Thank you, T-Rex. I don't know where we're going to do it. I don't want to say where we're going to do it for sure, but I'm in. First of all, you've been with Rob. He can't, like, put his seat back in those cars. He's not even going to be able to reach the pedals. That's true. That's true, too. I got to say.

4:34:09I've been carpooling with Eddie for the past two days, and he's a dang good driver. Here we go. It's not about good, it's about being dangerous. Pedal to the metal the whole way. That is true, Eddie. I don't care. You know, Rob doesn't care. Have you ever heard of the tortoise and the hare? You're the tortoise, Eddie. Are you the tortoise or are you the hare? I'm the one that wins. All right. You're the hare. I really want to do that. Okay. Can we work it out, dog? For sure. All right. I want to do it. That sounds great. Rob and Eddie doing a, we just got to find a place that'll say, yeah, they'll host us. Yeah, there's a few places around. I love it. I love it. Mikey Show, hello. Yeah, hey, I have some different information for that cart racing, K1 Speed. Yeah, what do you got? It's in Carlebad. It's electric carts. You can go up to 40 miles an hour. Oh, 40 miles an hour. That's awesome. You know what? We've never done, we've only, well, I should say never.

4:35:09We've done very few things in that part of North County. Yeah, it's been a long time. Yeah, exactly. And that's where a lot of people I know that are P1s go up to. They're working in that area and live up that area. That's it. It's done. We'll do it there. Really? We've got to check with them. If they say we can do it, let's do it. Okay. I love it. Sweet. And it's fast. It's rad. Thank you, bro. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. Hey, Mikey. It's P1 Josh. What's up? I got a few comments about that whole birthing process or that birthing gift thing. I just want to say that it kind of shows how materialistic women are. I mean, it kind of like says that a simple I love you. You're going to be the greatest mom. I'm so proud of you. This isn't good enough. You have to buy them a present. And kind of what it turns into is like, well, my friend got this for her birthing gift. Why didn't you get me this? You just got me a bunch of flowers. Of course that's what it turns into. No one said that. Of course. You ever hear of Mother's Day? Of course. said that. Good point, dude. Isn't it called Mother's Day? No. Different. Very next year, the same date you get, and for the rest of your life. Yeah, and then there's Father's Day, too. This is about labor. This is going through the process of birth. So what is it, a birthing gift, a labor gift? What are we calling it? We've been calling it a birthing gift. Okay, so we're going to change the name. Now it's suddenly labor gift. No. You just said labor gift. That's why you guys have Labor Day. I'll explain to it later.

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