The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 02/14/08
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
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The Valentine's Day show mixed romance with arguments about trust, from Roger Clemens disputing Brian McNamee and Andy Pettitte to P1 Peanut questioning why Congress was policing baseball. Mikey's crew teased Sean about his childhood Ukrainian dance troupe, gave Eddie several absurd Tough Love cases, and treated Steve's elaborate surprise date as uncomfortably close to stalking. The engagement game exposed how little Danny and Rochelle, Ron Mexico and Vanessa, and Boston Rob and Sarissa knew about one another, although all three couples still won dinner. Amanda and Mark supplied the warm payoff by turning their Secret Crush match into an official relationship on air, while Ashley's Tone Deaf Karaoke and a caller's plan to recycle gifts between girlfriends supplied the closing comic chaos.
What happened, in order
Clemens under oath
Mikey, Eddie, and the crew debate whether Roger Clemens or trainer Brian McNamee lied to Congress, with Andy Pettitte's HGH testimony making Clemens's claim that Pettitte 'misremembered' especially damaging.
Sean's Ukrainian dance troupe
The crew relentlessly quizzes Sean about touring Arizona in a Ukrainian children's dance troupe and tries to uncover the embarrassing troupe name he insists he cannot remember.
A critic becomes a P1
A caller tells Mikey he initially hated the show but became a devoted listener after Mikey's personal testimony helped him through a rough period, though he still objects to Skye calling a Christmas tree a holiday tree.
Should Congress police baseball?
P1 Peanut argues Congress should focus on health care and the economy instead of baseball steroids, while the hosts counter that government stepped in because Major League Baseball had failed to regulate itself.
Romance or stalking?
Steve describes waiting outside his on-again, off-again girlfriend's apartment, entering with a roommate's key, serving breakfast, blindfolding her, and planning an elaborate day that the crew finds equal parts romantic
Kisses on the floor
Harold recalls leading his waitress wife to the shower with a trail of Hershey Kisses, then surprising her with roses, a homemade punning card, and a memory jar.
Tough love for a bed-wetter
Eddie mocks P1 Hector's nearly unreadable request for advice after Hector wet his girlfriend's futon, laughed, left, and resisted paying for a replacement.
The engagement game
Danny and Rochelle, Ron Mexico and Vanessa, and Boston Rob and Sarissa compete to match answers about one another, reveal major blind spots about marriage plans and personal history, and ultimately all receive Valentine'
Secret crush pays off
Amanda and Mark revisit the show's first Secret Crush, explain that their long friendship quickly turned romantic, and make their relationship official on air when Mark asks Amanda to be his girlfriend.
Tone Deaf Karaoke
In a Valentine's edition of Tone Deaf Karaoke, callers struggle to identify love songs from Ashley's off-key performances while the crew needles her about her brief American Idol appearance.
Re-gifting between girlfriends
P1 Fox asks whether he can pass candy and cards from one woman he is seeing to another, prompting Skye to defend monogamy while the rest of the crew jokes about recycling.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkyeSeanAshleyBoston RobSarissaRoger ClemensBrian McNameeAndy PettitteP1 PeanutSteveHaroldP1 Hector
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in order. Testing 1-2. Testing 1-2. That sounds fine. I love that, dude. I got to find a new place to put the little dot to say this is my special place volume. I think that's it. Eddie, why don't you give me a... How do you do? Hello? Hello? Am I on the radio? Stop it. Let me give a time check and that'll help me to get it. It's 6-0-6. President Bush signed the economic stimulus package yesterday. Two men entered. One man lied. Roger Clemens and Brian McAmy testified in front of Congress yesterday. Wow. Do you think McNamee's lying about everything? It's starting to look that way. No, I don't. You don't? No. Because yesterday, all I heard on sports and even news outlets, which I didn't know this, but that Brian McNamee's a liar face from the past. Yeah, for sure. He has lied in the past. Did we know that? That he was a liar face from the past? Yeah. We've heard a lot of character issues with that guy. A lot of things that he's done that were very questionable. Like what? He was involved in legal troubles before. He said things before that were proven to be kind of shady. Really?
Like, I don't remember us, because we talked a lot about this Brian McNamee dude that accused the Rocket of steroids and giving him steroids and all that stuff. And from the very beginning, Clemens looked very guilty to me and McNamee seemed to be talking like a guy that wouldn't be saying this kind of stuff if it wasn't true. Like, from the very beginning. And I just, until yesterday, I hadn't really heard a lot of stuff about this guy. has a history of lying about stuff and i just didn't have any clue and so when i started hearing all that yesterday i was like oh it just changed everything in my head was starting to kind of question stuff well the you know most pundits that i heard yesterday were saying that clemens did more harm to himself than anything like by speaking as much as he did you know it was almost like you know you look at some of these guys and who are not saying anything and they're not as you know and as much hot water it's kind of like a damned if you do damned if you don't type of a situation for him because you know he's taking the aggressive approach on this and like attacking it clements yeah yeah and he's making himself
look kind of worse. And I heard Laz last night on the news on NBC 739 say that the other players, and maybe this is old news and I just didn't know it, other players have come forward saying that this, what's his name, McNamee guy shot them up with steroids too and talked to them about shooting up Clemens back in the day. I'm really confused. The biggest thing that I feel, this is my opinion, that came out yesterday was Andy Pettit, Roger Clemens' best friend and teammate. testified as well, and said that he used HGH, and McNamee shot him up, and he also used it in 2004, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. While Roger Clemens, when they asked him about all this stuff, Clemens said that Pettit misremembered the facts. Oh, no. That's his best friend. Teammate. While the Congress members were not too pleased with that remark. That's an interesting way to put it, too. Misremembered. Misremembered. It's not even a word. Well said. Wow. Well, stop misremembering. Yeah. I used to know Miss Congeniality La Mesa, and Eddie did, and used to know, well, we all know Miss USA. Yeah. She made a lot of news when she said her thing, and so...
And Miss South Carolina, we know her too, don't we? Yeah, Miss South Carolina, because she did the whole thing, and I don't think we have Miss Carolina up on the floor. Oh, yeah, we do. I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so, because some... People out there in our nation don't have that. And I believe that our education, such as South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa. It should help the Iraq and the Asian countries. Thank you very much. There we go. For our children. My name is Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 37 years old. I do not know the day of my death. But we were thinking about it the other day. Like, what would you say if somebody could say, you can know the day? Ooh, would you want to? Oh, heck yeah. Rob Wood. No, thank you. What? What if they said, okay, how about this? I understand how you're a little freaked out. It could be soon. What if we tell you?
that will tell you the exact day that you're going to go, but will only tell you if it's 25 years or more? No. You don't want to know? No. Because then you'd freak out coming up to that day. Yeah. And 25 years is not a long time. I'd be in my 50s. Yeah. What a good question. Eddie is our producer, our sports guy, and he is 34 years of age, and the guy knows more about sports than anybody I know. He knows a lot about sports, and he's married, and he's good at Valentine's Day. Yeah, so it's our first Valentine's Day as husband and wife. There you go. Pretty cool. So we'll be talking all about Valentine's Day. We got so much Valentine's Day stuff for you today. We really do, and we've been having people call that Valentine line. Ashley, did we get a whole bunch of calls on that? Oh, yeah. How many would you say? Do you know? Yeah. How many? 55. Wow. Cool. Now, that's...
How many we got total? As of, like, me when I finally pulled them yesterday. But, I mean, if people probably maybe still left them last night. But, I mean, I had to pull them all yesterday. Sweet. Skye is our news girl. Hi. And she is 30. Skye has pretty long hands. She's got nice, very feminine fingers. You know what they say? What do they say? Big hands. Yeah. My mom always told me I should be a hand and foot model. Yeah, we've told you that. Yeah, you guys talk about my feet, but this is the first time I've heard you talk about my hands. Skysfeet.com is a very successful webinar. Yeah, very successful. It's done well for us. It's one of Webby. That's right. Sean is our sound effects guy, and he used to belong to a bohemian dance group. That's not true. Oh, what's...
I think it was Nigerian. No, it's not. No. Yugoslavian. Yugoslavian. Ukrainian. Romanian. No. Romanian is correct. Afghan. Still wrong. It's Afghan. Ukraine. When you did the Ukrainian dances, did you wear anything on the head? No. That's a lie. No headwear. That's a bummer. It is not a lie. Was the monkey from your wedding with you? Wrong culture, bro. You know what, booster seat, why don't you show it? Oh. Learned at Sean's wedding that a monkey is Moroccan. And, you know, it's a part of the Moroccan culture. That's what he did. Moroccan dance crew. Yeah. Oh, is that it? Oh, so Sean was in a Moroccan dance crew. No, no. I think so. Yeah. It was part of a Ukrainian dance troupe. What? We toured around Arizona. What were they called? Arizona. Why just Arizona? I lived in Arizona. Is it big there? No. Oh, my God. I just didn't know. I thought maybe it's a... It's a subculture. No, it's that, you know, we're a bunch of kids. They're not going to take us all over the world. You know, it's only a little teeny tiny dance. But you did deserve it. Well, you could put smiles on people's faces around the world. Oh, yeah. Three-year-old dancing to Ukrainian stuff is weird. I wasn't three years old. Oh. How old? I was like probably eight, maybe nine. Any pictures or photographs exist of this?
I'll ask as well. No, I'm sure. No, you will not. We talk all the time. You do not. Sean, what was the dance troupe called? No, seriously. No, seriously. I'm being totally serious. Come on. I mean, did you play soccer when you were a kid? Yes. How old did you start? Five. Do you remember the name of the team? Yeah, we were the Gilroy Blazers. Of course you did. Of course you do. It's because when you're a kid and you're doing something that's important to you, it's there. You remember it all right. Unless you feel that if you were to say the name of the soccer team, would to bring some sort of... I can tell you a humiliating team name that I was on. What's that? It was the Kelly Green Cattle. There you go. Eddie has shared. And so it's a safe...
place, Sean. I'm not lying, dude. I don't remember the name. Listen, I just thought that you would remember it. I was hoping to enjoy it, but we'll have Eddie write your mom and ask her if she knows what it was. First of all, he's not going to write her. No, you're not going to call. First of all, you don't even have her number, dude. I don't know why you bother saying this on the air. You're just trying to get to me. Were they called like, you know... prank ski or were they called uh give me something was it something with a weird dash over it yeah dash over it he's not gonna tell us like what do you want me to say to that i nothing i guess i guess you could have said you know no mike that's not it like if you could ukraine train you can't see that's what yeah like the main ukraine train yeah not called the main ukraine train that'd be cool though it's ridiculous that'd be a great name that'd be awesome i guess you know okay
Ashley is our assistant producer. Blonde girl. 24 years of age. Not certain about her mood. I am not certain. I thought she was in a good mood, but then she just gave me an indication she might not be that happy. I was in a good mood. I'll cheer her up. You were in a good mood. But I'm not really anymore. Well, we'll get you there. We'll cheer you up. What happened? Yeah, what happened? Did I do something? What did I do? I got in trouble with them. You got in trouble with a boss. To my right. It's Eduardo Popinski. Popinski. Yeah. Hey, listen. He's a Chicago native, Mike. That's right. He's tough, but he's fair. He's from Chicago. Popinski, how you doing? Rob is our singer-songwriter. Yeah, yeah. He is our phone screener. And because it's Valentine's Day, this guy has written a Valentine's parody song. Oh. To his fiance. Oh, like a love song? A love song. Like your main dude. That's right. And the parody song is to Brian Adams, Everything I Do, I Do It For You. Oh, I love that song. Oh, it's a great song. And so a little bit later on, we're going to premiere it to all of you P1s. Awesome. And then there was Zeth. He is 22 years of age. He is a very tall kid.
At 22, he's very tall. He's got tattoos, shaved head. Sometimes he's got stuff in his face, but I think he took it out. Jewelry. Jewelry. You take the jewelry out? Yeah. He used to have a lip thing, like a little steel hoop there in his mouth. Yeah. Sexy. That thing's gone. And he really liked it. How's the love life, Zeth? Eh, same thing. Same stuff, different day. Same day, baby. No Valentine. Nah, I don't have to spend any money, so I'm cool with it. That's a good way to get through the pain, bro. Whatever you got to tell yourself. Whatever you got to tell yourself, it's not our choice. Thanks. Who are we to criticize and judge what you have to do to get through this day? Exactly. 570-1053 is the phone number. And you can call us at the beginning and end of every show. And you can make comments or... You know, blog live on the air with your mouth. Whatever. I've never heard that before. You know what I'm saying. That's weird. Think of it like that. It's a way for you to just get across whatever it is that you feel you want to get across. Oh, man. On this Valentine's Day. Day about love. That's why I've decided to tell Skye all the things that I love about her right now. Yes. I love that hair, kid. It's real sweet.
That's what you're kicking it off with. Well, thank you, Mike. Don't be critical of what I kicked it off with. I thought you were... Eddie, what could I have ideally said that would have just brought joy and love to her heart? Well, I thought he was going to go with personality traits. I didn't think he was going to go with physical traits. He doesn't love anything about your personality. I'm going to try again. No. Yeah, take two. Sky, I love your sense of humor. Thanks, Mike. It makes me laugh. And I also love your hair. I love your hair, too. Thank you. I don't have any hair. Man, shave it. I get that. Mikey show. Hello. Yes, it is, sir. Yeah, you're on the air, bro. Yes, it is.
Excellent. How you doing? Good. Hey, listen, I just want to tell you that I wasn't always a fan of yours. I appreciate that. The first time I listened to you, I really couldn't stand you guys. That's so sweet. Thank you so much, bro. That's like a warm hug. Let me give you the right music for this. Love is in the air. Oh, yes. Like a warm bath. Feels good. Go ahead, dude. Blog some more. So one day I was listening to you guys on a Friday, and you were giving me a little testimonial, and it just brought tears to my eyes. I just want to tell you that your timing was perfect, and it really got me through some rough times. I've been a fan ever since. That's awesome. See? And I think you got an awesome story. I really, I really dig it. Can you still not stand us, though? All right. Wait, wait, wait. Did you hear what Eddie said? No. Eddie said it's because this is not turned up, so you can't hear everybody. Now it's turned up. Eddie, say it again. Can you still not stand us? Oh, no. I love you guys. Oh, there you go. We love you, too. That is what is important. Oh, but you know what? Uh-oh. The only one that makes me crazy is, uh, what's her name? Not it. Ashley or Skye? Skye. Skye. I said not it.
When she was on the air that day talking about the holiday tree. Oh, let's not bring that up. Absolutely insane. It's a day about love. She's making me crazy because I know she goes home and calls her Christmas tree. That's right. She does. We know it, too. Trust us. She does off the air. But you guys are great. No, I love you guys. I really do. Thank you very much. Thank you, Mikey. Keep it. You make me feel bad all day. Keep it what? Part his fault. Well, I cut him off. I was going to say keep it real. Oh, keep it real, Mike. Isn't this music gorgeous? I think the dude that plays it is blind. What? I think so. The guy that comes up with this music. His name is Gustavo something. It's all this real trippy guitar that he plays. Real moody, trippy guitar. Is this guitar? Yeah. Yeah. It is. It's guitar. I would never have guessed. He did the music for Babble and he did the music for 21 Grams. And he also did the music for a movie called Amores Peros. And Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Which is weird, right? It doesn't make a lot of sense. But I liked it. You know, but the guy's good, so you got to give him that. P1 Jasper's on the line. We don't hear that name often. And so, Jasper, welcome to the show. How you doing, Mikey? What's going on?
Hey, man, I've been listening ever since you came on the air here in San Diego. And I was wondering, what happened with that guy, Genius? I remember you marching into this dude's office and all that. I don't talk about him much on the air because it's not as compelling as it used to be. He turned out to be all right. And it took a while and a lot of failings. But the guy has been fine with me. He went through something very personal in his life, and after he went through this very personal thing, he was very, what they call, affable. Huh? He was all right. He was okay. Affable? Affable. Never heard that word before, man? I remember it being some pretty compelling radio when I was listening to it at the time, so I just never heard anything about it since. Let me tell you this. There are other... people in my life that are um he's not the way he used to be but there are people in my life that are like him but i uh don't put them on the radio and humiliate them like i used to with him i don't do it anymore uh because uh it's just not in my heart to do that anymore but boy that guy was a
Something else, wasn't he? Yeah, that's pretty good of you, though. He was something else. All right, Mikey. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You have a good morning. P1 Peanuts on the line. Hey, Peanut. Hey, Mikey. What's up? I want to talk about how, like, Roger Clemens is kind of getting grilled here. I know you guys were talking about it earlier. Don't you think a congressman should be, you know, dealing with things more important? like health care and, you know, stuff like that. You know, important things to our country and the economy and stuff. Yeah, I kind of do. What's your name, bro? P1 Peanut. Where are you from? Escondido. You a baseball fan? I'm a baseball fan. I'm a football fan. I like everything. What's your favorite football team? Chargers, of course. And your favorite baseball team? Padres. Did you grow up really loving that rocket? You know...
I never thought he was that great, you know, because I was always for the Padres, but I don't know. I just think our government should be focused on more important things. I mean, baseball can deal with their own problems. I think, you know, all these congressmen should be focused on what's really important in our country, and I don't think it's baseball. Well, here's the problem with that. Here's the problem with saying that, for me, this is just one man's opinion, but the problem for me with saying that is that you can say that about anything. Yeah. You can say that about anything. So if we're working, like for instance, let me give you for instance. Let's say that our government is working very, very hard on something like the economy. It'd be very easy for us to say, hey, wait a minute. There are people in this country dying of AIDS every single day. How about the fact that cancer still kills blah, blah, blah amount of people every year?
And we really think that the important thing is to sit here and talk about money. Can't we be thinking something a little bit more? How about the homeless problem in New Orleans to this day and how many people don't? So there's always something. Yeah, but I mean, he's got a great point. Baseball has nothing to do with government. The economy has to do with government. Their argument is that they're trying to... clean up an American thing. But I agree with what Peanut is saying that to me it is not an issue for our government that needs to get involved with it. I think that baseball should handle it itself and I think that they need to hire an outside company kind of like the Olympics does to regulate the drug testing and figure it out. Hey, why do you think they are? I really don't know. I think it's because baseball wasn't taking care of their own business. They were letting it go unchecked, and unless the government stepped in and said, hey, you guys are screwing up, they were never going to fix their own problem. You know what I mean? Now, when you said that, it made me really start thinking, like, I wonder why. What is it about?
Why would they do it? But I think that's a great suggestion. Like you said, Eddie, the government should say, hey, you guys need to hire somebody like the Olympics does and take care of it. They don't need to waste. There you go. You'll run it. He's got nothing else going on. He did the Olympics. Oh, that's right. He did talk about that. That's the big thing. That's what he did. I did the Olympics. Make me president. P1 Help is on the line. Hey, Mikey. What's up? Me and my girlfriend have been fighting a lot lately, and due to that, I didn't really have anything planned for Valentine's Day. Now it's Valentine's Day, and I'm in need of some help. I was wondering if I could answer some trivia questions or something and see what you got. Anything you'd like to win? Oh, oh, something for you to win. Do we have stuff that you can win, Eddie? Yes. What do we have? Let me double-check the name of the place. But we have a gift certificate to a restaurant. Oh, nice. We'll send you to a restaurant, bro. And homemade cards are always good. Yeah. Us girls, we love those when you write your own little message in there. What about a letter? Well, yeah. Why don't you write a letter and tell her all the stuff you love about her? That's awesome. What about the jar of emotion? No, I hate when he... That's not what it's called. He knows full well it's not called the jar of emotion. Boxo feelings. Okay, see? The other day he called it the bucket of love. He called it the other day back in the office.
Yeah, that's it. The bucket of love. And he knows that it's a suggestion that I had last year at this time called the memory jar. And he knows it's called the memory jar. But it's a way for him to mock me and poke fun at me. Every year you say it, it gets great response. I don't know why he has to be so callous. I know. It's so insensitive. But P1 Help, the idea of the memory jar is... Yeah, I remember from last year. Okay, well, then great. Well, maybe some people don't remember, guy. We're trying to help you. Trying to help you, Frodo. Say it, Mike, because there's people who don't know. You get a jar, man. You go get a mason jar. And then you get a little piece of paper. You write down great memories you had with your girl. And you fold the little pieces of paper. You throw them in the memory jar. And you put the mason jar cap back on there. Screw it on there. And then you get... something that you can write on there, the memory jar. And then you package it in a box and you give it to her and she... Okay, wait, you don't need to. Hey, hey, it's a nice idea. Don't do that. I love that thing. The bottle of words on paper. The bottle of words is not what it's called. That is, dude. So sick. All right, P1 help. Hang on. It's a flask of writings, right, Mike? Whatever. Whatever. So mean.
Oh, my God. Guys, you're so insensitive to me. Right? Oh, come on. He's trying to help me. We just gave that guy a $100 gift certificate to the Blue Fire Grill at La Costa Resort and Spa. Holy. How about that? Don't wait until the last minute next time, dude. Yeah. Figure it out. Even if you are fighting, come on. Hey, Eddie, somebody wants to thank you for Pro Flowers. Oh, good. P1 Chris. Hey, guys. Happy Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day to you. Actually, to the ladies. There you go. Happy Valentine's Day. That's very nice. Well, anyways, Eddie, thanks for the hookup for theproflowers.com. My wife loved them. After 11 years of marriage, she said those were the best flowers I got her, and they even came in a box. I think today all the ladies out there getting their flowers from Pro Flowers are going to be very, very happy. That's awesome, man. If you know what I mean, Valentine's Day started early for me last night. Nice work. Glad I could help. Thank you very much. Guys want to hear a little morsel of the Valentine's messages people were leaving? Oh, yeah. Let me give you one. Hi, Trav. It's me. We're probably driving in from Temecula to RB, so I just wanted to tell you happy Valentine's Day. I love you very much. I'm proud of you. Proud of our boys. And let's just hang out and have a good night and watch our kids run around like crazy in the living room. Love you. Bye. That is cool. That is so sweet.
Happy Valentine's Day. Here's what we have in store for you. It's a big day, man. We are packed today. This is what we're going to do. First of all, Boston Rob's going to drop a new song later on. Guy has been very prolific. Just like Mark Wahlberg. Thank you. What he's going to do is he's written a new song to the tune of Everything I Do, I Do It For You by Brian Adams. He's going to record it. And we're going to play it back on the air. It's to his fiancee, Sarissa. And we'll get to listen in. Also, we're going to be doing something that is kind of, it's a, what it is, is it's a romantic version of Tough Love with Eddie. You're welcome. I don't even know how that's possible. It's about romance.
Oh, so he's going to be breaking people's hearts. No, I'm trying to help you. Not at all. Oh, you're going to be ruining relationships. Opposite. Fixing them. Oh, by the way, we're also doing the engagement game. Oh, that's going to be great. Oh, yes. Let me tell you something. This morning, two couples are going to get primo reservations tonight at 830 at what I consider the best restaurant in San Diego, Pample Moose Grill. Nice. And so they're going to be enjoying it tonight. What they're going to do is two couples are coming in along with Austin Rob's fiancee. Whoa. Sarissa. The debut of Sarissa. Let's see if they know each other at all. That's right. So it'll be actually three couples competing, two dinners available. Wow. Three couples competing, two dinners available. And get this. Do you remember when we did Secret Crush? Was it the first time? The very first one. The very first Secret Crush we ever did with Amanda and Mark. So many people have asked us, can you give us an update? We're going to get them on the air today and we're going to give you an update on how they're doing. And we'll play a little bit of their conversation back when they first discovered that the other person liked the other. So we'll play that back.
And you'll get to hear a little bit of that. And then we'll check in with them. What else are we going to do today? Man, we got so much. Oh, how about a very special love song edition of Tone Deaf Karaoke? Very nice. Oh, and guys, I'll do this next. Guys, what did you get or what are you planning for Valentine's Day? Because I have a psychologist's breakdown of who you are based on that. I got a list of different stuff guys do. And then I'll tell you what that guy is like based on what he got. So we'll do that next. Mitch Hedberg in the stand-up spotlight. I'm going to do a couple more. Just in case, for editing. I think Pizza Hut is the cockiest pizza chain on the planet. Because Pizza Hut will accept all competitors' coupons. That makes me wish I had my own pizza place. Mitch's Pizzeria. This week's coupon.
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I am feeling things in my belly I'm embarrassed of. Gas pain? Yep, that's what it is. I've got to fart. Don't ruin it. I love you more than anything, and I'm super happy you can be home this year and not deployed. Thank you for everything that is for us. I love you. Valentine's Day, everybody. 644. People Magazine has the first pictures of Christina Aguilera's Baby Boy Max. Calvin Sampson, the head coach at Indiana, faces major recruiting violations. Since it's Valentine's Day, I decided to blog the top ten reasons that I love my wife and why you should, too. So if you want to read it, just go to MikeyShow.com and in the keyword part, type in the word blogs. And all of us have a blog there. You see our picture, you click on it, and you see what we're thinking about today. That's pretty cool.
I'm just trying to stall for time so I can keep listening to this song. All right, let's play the percentage game. Eddie, percentage of times this has been played in an American wedding? 64%. Wow. Yeah, I'm talking at some point in the wedding, like reception, you know, at some time during American reception. We considered this song. You considered it? Yeah. I'm not saying necessarily that this was like... Their song. I'm just saying that during the reception, yeah, they always play different love songs. Percentage of times in America this song has been played during a reception. It says 64. Sky? I'm going 75. Wow. 37.5, Mike. Ashley, death is answering calls and Boston Rob isn't here. Well, let's discuss. He's getting somebody in the lobby. Let's discuss. That's a pretty white person song when you think about it. Yeah.
It's a pretty white person song. I can't imagine that many Mexican-Americans being like, I gotta have that Shania tune at the wedding. Or that many African-Americans going, oh, make sure you get that Shania tune in there, dog. You know what I'm saying? I want to find out the statistic. We'll write Shania Twain an email and ask her about it. Okay. So listen to this, fellas. Take a listen to this. And by the way, 5701053, we are taking your calls. And so we're going to find out what you're doing for Valentine's Day and all that kind of stuff. But let me tell you what I believe Glamour Magazine says is the deal with you fellas. This is what you're like if this is what you get for your gal. A guy today that is going to be giving his gal a romantic weekend getaway. Wow.
What it says about him is that this is a guy that has a passionate nature and a strong erotic streak. Oh, hello. So, ladies, if that's what you're being given tonight at Valentine's Day, know that's what your dudes kind of like. You on birth control or are you sticking with confidence? If your guy gives you long-stemmed roses today. I didn't say long-stemmed red roses. I said long-stemmed roses. So long-stemmed red roses could fall into that category, but I'm saying long-stemmed roses. A lot of guys are giving that today. He is a very practical guy who also has a romantic side. But for the most part, very practical guy. And that, in many, many occasions, had been me. I've done the long-stemmed roses many times. Candlelight dinner. A guy that says to you, Let's get together tonight. And you say, what's going on? He says, come over to my place. There's a lot of you ladies listening right now, a lot of you guys listening right now that have done that or that's what you're planning tonight. When you get there, know that that guy is a traditionalist. That guy is into tradition. Is that something Eddie would do? That could be. But it also says about him, he is very romantic. He's a very romantic guy. I like it. He's a traditionalist.
Very romantic. If your guy gives you any kind of jewelry today, if your guy is a jewelry giver, just know that this guy in general is going to like making public statements about his feelings for you. He could be the Jumbotron guy who at the Padre game puts up there on the Jumbotron, you know, I love... Misha. Misha Barton. Misha. I love Catorce. If that happens to be your name. If Catorce happens to be your name, it'd be hard to fit on the Jumbotron. And finally, if your fella gives you candy today, or guys, you're listening, you're giving candy today. You know you're giving candy. What that says about you is that you are sincere.
You're a sincere guy. Where are you getting this stuff from? And you will love, excuse me, that he is sincere and he will, in general, the personality type that goes into the candy giving will love you no matter what. Because he got you chocolate? Yeah. See, I'll tell you why, Ash. There's a difference between the guy that goes, I'm going to give her chocolate. And I'm going to give her jewelry. Those are different kinds of goods. Now, sometimes they do both. You know, like, over the course of some years, one year he gives you chocolate, one year he gives you, you know what I'm saying? Hey, man, I get that. I'm just wondering why, like, chocolate means you're a traditionalist or why, like, jewelry means that you're a practicalist. Because your purchases, because your purchases say a lot about who you are. Believe it or not, the jacket you're wearing right now, and I don't know what, but it says something about who you are. You know, what you choose. I'm cold. I know, but you. But you wouldn't wear one of the, you wouldn't buy one of the maybe grandma sweaters that Skye would like. Oh, hey. Now, wait a second. We used to have grandpa's sweater Monday. You know what I'm saying. I do know what you're saying. You know what I'm saying. I know. She wants to fight. She's really something else today. I'm in a mood. She is. It's Valentine's Day. I'm wearing green and I'm proud of it. Okay. The hard part about Ash is that once she gets there, you can't get her out of it and you go,
Hey, kid, we're on the radio. You got to put the smile. You got to turn that frown upside down. And she puts her. She goes, no, no, I will not. And I hate you. Really difficult child. Steve, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. What are you doing? Oh, for the past couple of weeks, my girlfriend and I have been kind of on off terms. So today I'm actually sitting outside her apartment right now. And I'm stalking her. All right. Nice work. Okay. Binoculars. Sneak in using a roommate's key, and I'm going to make her a full breakfast and just walk into her room with flowers, the breakfast, and just kind of let her eat it, let her take a shower. Then I'm going to blindfold her and take her to Torrey Pines, one of the places we used to hike before we started dating, which is a good spot for us. After that, we're going to grab some Mexican food from our favorite place and then go to my house.
And we love watching The Office, so we're going to watch some of that. Relax for the rest of the day until dinner comes tonight, where I'm going to surprise her to Harbor House Restaurant, Super Village. And then after that, a movie with a fireplace and warm blankets and a whole shebang with candles. Well, listen, there are definitely parts of that that sound very romantic, and then there are yet other parts of it that give me what they call pause. Sitting out in the car and getting... Keys made and walking in. Blindfolding. Blindfolding. There was parts of that that were a little, you know. Buffalo groove. But girls like the element of surprise. Sure. Sure, they do. They do love the element of surprise. There's no doubt about it. Wait, actually, no, that's not how the thing goes. Thank you, Steve. No. Appreciate the phone call. It's opposite. P1, Lloyd Dobler is on the line. Hey! Finally. Lloyd Dobler, what's going on?
I just want to let you guys know for Valentine's Day this year, I got my lady tickets to go see George Clinton at the Belly Up, and we got a hotel on Solana Beach for afterwards, man. Wow. Nice. To each their own. That's what I'm talking about. I'd rather see Bill Clinton in concert. That's what I do. I'll tell you what. Hey, Sean, calm down. Thank you, Lloyd Dobler. Good idea. Thank you. Eddie, who's Lloyd Dobler? Dude, the guy couldn't say anything. That's right. Remember? Because he held up the thing. Oh, Lloyd. Yeah. All right. Harold. Hey, Mikey Show. What's up? I wanted to share what I did actually last year. My wife is a waitress, so she has to work on Valentine evening. So she's really bummed out, right? Well, last year when she got home, there was Hershey Kisses on the floor from the front door all the way to the shower. And in the shower was a dozen roses with a homemade card. Nice. Card said, you can now say that I've kissed. Just the ground you walk on, and I've showered you with roses. Aw, isn't that sweet? I was wondering what the shower meant for a while. Like smells, what's going on. Yeah, but then it all came into place. I like it. Hey, next to those roses was a memory jar, by the way. Nice. How'd she like it? Did she like it? Oh, dude, I'm still reaping the benefits today. There you go, man.
Memory jar is a good one. Yeah. You got to do the memory jar. All right, brother. I appreciate it. Thank you, Harold. Thanks, Mikey. All right, dude. Later. Ash, are you loading me a whole bunch of these calls? Tell me that's not it. I loaded what I was supposed to load. What do you mean? I can load you more. Tell me what, communicate. Well, let's talk about it. Let's talk about it during the break. I'll be right there. Coming up, a love song edition of Tone Deaf Karaoke. Boston Rob is dropping a Valentine's song. And our very first secret crush ever, Amanda Mark, because it's Valentine's Day, we're going to find out how they're doing. Coming up next, a very special edition. A Valentine's edition of Tough Love with Eddie. I'm from a retarded guy could never have this much fun. It's Mikey. Rock 105.3. Effective immediately. Get an extra $1,000 bonus cash above and beyond all current incentives. During Ford's President's Day San Diego Celathon. Now through Monday only, get an extra $1,000 on the popular new crossover Ford Edge.
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and I'm leaving on deployment. I'm so sorry I can't be with you on Valentine's Day. I just wanted to say I love you very much, and I'm going to miss you, and I can't wait to hear from you again. Once I pull on the port, I'll give you a call. I'll hold Sean tight, and I love you. Bye. This guy's just starting to get to you a little bit. Yeah, some of them are a little tough to listen to. This is for Tammy Wilson from Tony. Honey, I love you so much. I'm sorry that we're going through some hard times right now. And I love you very much. And if this world was mine, I would face it to you, honey. All that I own, because you mean so much to me. And I promise you, it's going to get better. I love you, baby. Bye. I'm so curious. I know what's going on. Welcome back. It is 7.05.
Sorry I have to announce this today, but county health officials say that syphilis rates are rising at an alarming rate in San Diego County. To you and yours. Roger Goodell, the commissioner of the NFL, met with Senator Arlen Specter yesterday, says destroying the Spygate video things were the right things to do. I would have made a Boston Rob joke, but his fiance is here. I'm cool. I know I can't buy you anything for Valentine's Day, but I hope this message reaches you. I love you so much. You're my favorite. Happy Valentine's Day. That's very nice. That's really, really nice. Really sweet. You know what?
I think the greatest part about it is the production and how it all just sort of the music and the music and the message. You know, the music and the message that they come together and are balanced in such a way that it just touches your heart. Yeah, definitely. I have one, too. Oh, that's loving. Not today. You need this. I'm going to help a lot of couples right now. See, I, for some reason, don't think so. Why are you acting like this? I think you may hurt people today. I think you have syphilis. Maybe. I wasn't expecting that. I wasn't expecting that. Neither was I. Well, here's how Tough Love with Eddie works. We get letters and emails from you listeners, and what we do is we give them to Eddie, and he answers you. But Eddie doesn't placate you.
He's not going to tell you what you want to hear for the sake of just making you feel better. He really wants you to heal. I really want to help you guys. So he gives you what we call tough love. And our first letter reads, Dear Eddie, I would like to thank you on behalf of all of us P1s for the healing you give us each week. I never thought I would be in need of your services, but it turns out I do. See, I screwed up pretty big with my wife. She asked me to help my kids with their homework the other night. I did, but... Just went off the knowledge I thought I had. Oh, no. See, I ended up telling him the wrong answers, and they both got bad grades. Oh, my God. My wife is really upset and says, I don't care about the education of our children. It's not that. I'm just not as smart as I thought. I could probably compete on Dumb Chick Challenge. Oh, no. Not that dumb.
Anyway, is there any advice you can give me to make this a better Valentine's Day for us? Signed, P1 Ice Cream Dan. Eddie? Dear honey, I flunked the kids. Is there any advice I can give you? Yeah, go back to school, bro. I mean, they got night classes available. Are you smarter than a fifth grader? Not only no, but it looks like you should repeat that grade. Yes. Sky and Ashley are even embarrassed for you. I mean, that's saying something. That's saying something. That's saying a lot. Now, here's the deal. Telling your kids that Denzel Washington was the first president of the United States and that the moon is made of cheese is going to get a failing grade in today's school. I mean, it really will be. Maybe brush up on your knowledge a little by, I don't know, picking up a book or two. And tell the wife next time that the kids need help with their homework to stay far away from daddy and his back of the cereal box knowledge. That's true. Our next letter reads. Read this exactly as it's written. I prefer that. Yo, Eddie. Dude, I wet the bed. I'm serious, bro. I was sleeping at...
my girl's futon couch last weekend and I wet it. She was all mad and yelling at me and I just laughed and went home. She texted me. She texted me. Well said. She texted me and said to pay for a new futon. I was all put it outside. I was all put it outside. Now you're reading this like verbatim? I'm just reading what he wrote. Okay. Because I'm having a hard time. I was all put it outside and she was text you put it outside. Maybe. Okay. Let me try to read it like I think he meant. I think he means I was all put it outside and she was texting me you put it outside. I think. I don't know. That makes more sense.
That's not what it says, Scottie. Not at all, really. Really difficult. Then he says, mine is, should I? Say that again. Now I'm confused. He said, mine is, should I? So maybe his question is, should I? His question is, should I? I'm just reading what you wrote. Mine is, should I? He then goes on to say, have you? Again, I'm thrown off. What up, Eddie? Is she a beating? Signed, P1 Hector. Get it together. Yeah, dear Pampers, you have problems, dude. In fact, your problems are way bigger than wetting the bed. In fact, your dumbness is wetting beds your bladder can't afford. Okay? You text me this email? I mean, let me take your email and break it down. First,
You say you peed the bed, she got mad, and you laughed and went home. Did I get that right? I believe that's what he said. He did say that. Dude, Mikey's son Jake just texted me and said you need to grow up. And wear a diaper. You know who pees the bed, you farm animal? Infants and weird guys, okay? Tough love. Second, what does... Mine is should I mean. I'm not sure if I should change you or tutor you. Holy. Third and finally, no, I have not peed my bed. Well, not since I was two anyway. I mean, maybe you have colic. I don't, I don't, I'm not a doctor. I don't, I don't know about that kind of stuff. I don't, I'm not. I'm not at all.
Anyway, I hope this helps, and I'm sure you're glad you wrote. Please check in from time to time if you can. In fact, let's hang out. Let's meet at your crib. Did I get it, crib? You know, because he wants to... All right, we can move on. Our final letter reads... Can I get home, Eddie? Dear Eddie, I think listening to The Mikey Show has put a strain on my relationship. Oh, no. And I know that if anyone can sort it out, it would be the Oracle. Oh, thank you. I am a faithful listener. I listen every day. And I download the podcast on your website every day. Eddie, Sean, and his germ problems are starting to get to me. Oh, no. I'm ooged out by everything, including my wife. What? That's what he's saying.
His wife? He says he's ooged out by everything, including his wife. It's practically to the point where I don't want to get too close for fear of spreading bacteria or something. Please help me, Eddie. My marriage is hanging on by a thread. Didn't even sign it. Too afraid to sign it. Too afraid to sign it. Eddie, this is getting serious. Eddie? Dear, stop in the name of gloves. You know. I knew this furry freak show was going to start to get to people. Mike. Mike. What? All this fervert talks about. Oh, germs are everywhere. I have to wash my hands like a doctor because I may get AIDS. Who said that? Oh, you did? I sleep in a clean room because I have mental problems worse than Britney Spears. Guess what, dude?
Everything you touch, everything you eat has germs and bacteria in it. And no matter how hard you try to keep it clean, there's always another Boston Rob nearby waiting to shed his billowing clouds of dander all over you and all the things you touch. To tell you the truth, if you're going to be a little pearl clutcher about it... Why don't you go all out and save all your toenails and hair clippings in a big jar and never come out of your hyperbaric chamber? I don't do that, dude. You wish you could, though, Sean. I do not. You weirdo. I think he does. The world is better off without you screwballs anyway. My advice? Confront your fears. Stick your hand in B-Rob's mouth.
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Call 1-888-EXP-TIRE. Again, that's 1-888-EXP-TIRE. Hey, is this Todd? Yes. Todd wrote me an email. Tell everybody what you wrote me in the email. Mikey, I bought a Simmons Beautyrest Cunningham pillow top over at Sleep Train two weeks ago, and it was just an amazing experience. The salesperson gave me 10% off before he even knew I was in there for the Mikey show. And then I used the Ace card and said, oh, Mikey told me to come in, and I got an additional 10. And all in all, I saved 20%. I bought it at Mission Valley at 11 o'clock. They had it delivered and installed in Chula Vista by 2.30 on the same day. That's rad. And what's even more amazing, since it was a Cunningham to Little Top, it was personally delivered by Richie Cunningham and Patsy Weber. That's awesome. Hey, how do you like sleeping on it? It's amazing. I've never had any problems sleeping before, but with the new mattress, it's even better. It's completely amazing. I would recommend Sleep Train to all the P1s out there. And Richie Cunningham and Potsy Weber delivered it. Absolutely. You can definitely meet Richie and Potsy if you get the Cunningham pillow top. There you go. That's beautiful. Hey, dude, I appreciate it. Thank you for calling. Thanks, Mikey. We'll see you. The Mikey Show continues.
Featuring Mikey. I'm really interested in weather. Eddie. You know me, dude. I'm entrenched in sports. Sky. I know I'm a loud talker. Sean. I cannot stand to watch people cry. Boss and Rob. I have a whole DVD collection of Red Sox, though. And Ashley. I do my part to help global warming. On Rock 105.3. Thomas, this is your lover girl, Tiffany. um i just wanted to say i love you so much and i'm so glad that we are together for our very first valentine um it's so awesome and i'm just so thankful to have you in my life i love you baby so baby just calling you on the p1 hotline to tell you that i love you and to thank you for saying i do 10 years ago you've made this past decade a wonderful
I love you so much. I just wanted to know that you're my Valentine. Happy Valentine's Day, Angel Baby. I love you. Bye. That guy was putting it out there, man. That's awesome. He didn't care that we were going to hear him calling her stuff like that. Yeah. I don't know that I could do it. Aw. Listen. Love and love her. Yeah. Hi, guys. It's your papa. It's been over a little two years since we got married, and I can't be happier. I know we've had our share of... I think he just thought of it and it rolled right off the tongue. That's really natural. That's all I'm saying is that I think that, okay, fine. Not rehearsed at all. Crying out loud. Come on. I thought it was nice. Papa? 728. Star Magazine is reporting that Brittany married her paparazzi boyfriend when the two went to Rosarito last month. Wow. The Aztecs lost into Mexico last night. 73-63 dropped to 16-8. Okay. What the? What exactly was that, Sky? Sky broke a nail. Sky. What was that? Is it upside down? Yes, it is. That's alright, you. Listen. I want to let people know.
That because today is Valentine's Day, remember when we did... Now, do we have a clip, Ashley? Do we have a clip of the couple that we're going to be checking up on today, Amanda and Mark? Do we have it? Yes, we do. Where is it? It's in light yellow. Let's see. There we go. How long is it? About a minute. Okay. Then I'm going to save it. I'm going to save it a little bit. What we're going to do... Oh, no. Valentine's Day. Plus, he's probably going to go home now. Oh, no. Unless somebody has a file around here, Ash. Someone get her mom on the phone. No, no. The very first secret crush we ever did was between Amanda and Mark. People have been saying, what's going on with them? Are they still together? So we're going to check in with them a little bit later on. It is Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day. It is time to begin the engagement game.
All right, folks, let's meet our couples. Let's bring these couples in here for crying out loud. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. What we're going to do is we're going to get two couples in here, and it'll actually be three because we're adding Boston Rob and his fiancée. Wow. Sarissa. But what we're going to do is we're going to have two couples here right now and then bring Boston Rob in as well. We have the first couple is Rochelle and Danny. Where's Rochelle and Danny? Hi, Rochelle. Hi, Danny. How are you guys? Wait a minute. Let me get your mic on there. How are you guys doing? All right. Here's what I need you to do. You got to step right up to that microphone. You got to get right up. See, like about this far away from that microphone, right up. I'm good. Thank you. There you go. We got Danny and Rochelle. When are you guys getting married? Last week of March. Last week of March. You should know that, bro. Yes, you should. Come on. What is the date that you're getting married? That's the 29th. Wait, wait, wait. Why does she know and you don't know? Come on, dude. Oh, that start. Well, we're having a baby. Wait, wait, wait. Don't answer any... What is the date that you're getting married? The 24th of March. I thought she said the 29th of March. I don't know. It's the last week of March. How is it that you guys don't know? What is going on? It's coming up. Where are you guys getting... Don't say anything, Rochelle. Where are you getting married, Danny? We're going to have a little thing at the Grand Tradition in Fallbrook. Okay.
Well, that's very nice. That's very nice. You need to know these things. These are very important things. Our next couple is P1 Ron Mexico and his fiancée, Vanessa. What's up, guys? Ron Mexico, how are you? Good, man. Good. Same thing. You guys got to be right... When you guys do the mic, you guys... Exactly. Real close. And so when are you guys getting married? May. And May what? May what? We don't know yet. We're still going through the process. Trying to figure out the date. It's a good time to get married, though. The weather's pretty nice and everything. Yeah. So, okay, this is what we're going to do. We are going to... And then where is Rob and Sarissa? Mike, you didn't introduce us. Here they are. Come on, Mike. Here they are. Okay, I can't... Double number three. There's Rob. There's Sarissa. Hi, Sarissa. Opposites do attract. Wow. Powering over him. She is gorgeous. Well, this is what's crazy. It's as if Rob has, like, a famous actress in the studio over there. And all of a sudden, he's introducing the famous actress. And you're sitting there thinking, because when you look at the two of them together, you think, oh, somebody's been kidnapped. But the thing is, Rob's a good-looking guy. It's just that he doesn't take care of himself. Wait a second. What it is, is that Rob is very guy-ish. Definitely a little scruffy. Very rugged.
Yes. I'm not a newsie, Eddie. Some would say filthy. Yes. Yes, some would say that. And so that is the three couples. Now, we have three couples and two dinners. The dinner, the two dinners that we're going to be giving away, we have primo reservations for you guys tonight in prime time, 830, Pamplemousse Grill. Have you guys ever been to Pamplemousse? No. Best restaurant in the city. So long. I'm going to love it. Actually, for me, for my dough, it's the best restaurant I've ever been to. The food there is phenomenal. And I'm telling you that Jeffrey Strauss, the guy that runs this joint and the guy that owns this joint, is like an artist. And the food, the guy's a foodie, cares about food, loves food, loves your experience to be great. You guys, two of you couples, are going to have a fantastic time tonight. 8.30 tonight. Now, the question is, excuse me, how well do you guys know each other? Now, I'm a little bit worried about Danny and Rochelle. They don't know what day they're getting married. Well, one of them does and one of them doesn't. He's just going to show up. That's right. So what we're going to do now is we are going to have the girls.
Leave the room, please. So all the girls must leave and Zeth is going to take you and sequester you. You're going to be sequestered. The ladies are sequestered. The guys are going to be asked questions about the ladies and then we're going to bring the ladies back and we're going to ask the ladies the same questions and see how well they match up. Now, I'm wondering how this is going to go. I'm really wondering how this is going to go. I'm so excited. Well, the reason I'm so excited is because You really get to find out how well people know each other. Now, I'm going to tell you guys. I'm going to tell all you guys. I'm going to tell Boston Rob. I'm going to tell Danny. And I'm going to tell Ron Mexico that you guys, knowing your ladies is one of the most important things before you get married. It's huge. Dude, by the time you guys get married, and I'm going to suggest this to you guys. And Rob, I hope you're listening. Whatever, dude. Every guy listening right now. Every single one of these questions that I'm going to ask, you should know. Every single one of these questions that I'm going to ask, if you are married even, you should know. If you are dating a guy or a girl right now and you don't know the answers to these questions, ask. Ask these questions. Know these questions. Know the answers. These things are important. I'm very excited. I'm going to learn a lot today. Oh, Rob. No, you should know it. You're getting married, bro. Wait. Oh. Oh. Hey, bro.
All right, here is the first question. And the first question goes to you, Danny. Who was Rochelle's childhood best friend? I would have to say between Mandy or... I would say Mandy. Okay. Now, Eddie, how are we doing this? Do they write them down? No, we're going to take care of that, and then when the girls come back in, they'll write down their answers and show the girls. Ron Mexico, who is... Vanessa's childhood best friend? Adriana. There you go. And Boston Rob, who is Sarissa's childhood best friend? I'm in trouble. Are you ready? First question. It's already started. It's first question. I even know this. Come on, Ashley. Is that true you know? I have a guess. I have a guess. You're thinking exactly who I'm thinking, which I'm going to say Robin. But, I mean, if we're talking childhood.
You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, of course I'm going with Robin. Don't help him, Ashley. All right. He needs all the help he can get. Next. Pulling for him. Next question. Next question. Danny, does Rochelle want to be buried or cremated when she dies? Holy. Wow. Look at him. He's coming out of his skin. I would say cremated. You're going to say cremated. Total guess. Total guess. All right. 100%. And Ron Mexico, does Vanessa want to be buried or cremated? She wants to be buried. Buried? Yeah. You guys have to know this. You're going to be their husband. Ron Mexico sounds matter-of-fact. Yeah, yeah. It's just like he knows. Well, yeah. And I mean, I'm telling you, Danny, this stuff, man. This guy on the other hand. I'm telling you. And Boston Rob. Rob. Boston Rob, does Sarissa want to be buried or cremated? I'm going to say buried. Oh, my God.
Either way, I think that's what she's going to get. She deserves the best. Wow. He doesn't know. No clue. It's impossible. He doesn't know. She deserves the best, though, Mike. All right. Well, that's really loving. Rob, did you guys just meet before the show? And you'd be honest with me. Did you guys meet today? Yeah, I just... Are you paying, Sarissa? That's right. She works in the building. I asked her if she'd come in here for a break. Danny, who is Rochelle going to vote for? She was going to vote for Mitt. So now it's... I don't know. Take a guess. Wow, Doherty. There is no Doherty, but that could be a write-in. Shannon Doherty? Would you like to stick with Mitt? Yeah, Mitt would be... Okay, let's stick with Mitt. Okay. Do you know his last name? Ron Mexico, who's Vanessa going to vote for? That would be Mr. Obama. Obama!
And finally, Boston Rob, who is Sarissa going to vote for? I'm so not a fan of this. She's going to vote for Hillary. Oh, you know. Yeah, we've had discussions. Well, all we talk about really is politics. I mean, it's nonstop. It's all we talk about. This is very personal. I understand that. Trying to convince her otherwise. All right. Danny, back to you. A brand of shampoo. Does Rochelle use? Oh, man. Every question. Whatever brand's in the shower. Whatever brand's in the shower. Okay. Thank you. Tea tree. Tea tree. Okay. All right. P1 Ron Mexico. What brand of shampoo does Vanessa use? Oh, God. I know it. She has two bottles in her green. Um... Is it right on the tip of your tongue? There's two of them. He keeps looking at me. I know. He wants Sky to help him. He wants some girl to yell at me. Is it a two-in-one? Yeah. Sky, we can't help. We can't help. He's got to take a guess. Go with your gut, Ron. Go with your gut, Ron Mexico. Say green one. Maybe she'll know you're dumb. I'm going to have to say Pert Plus. Pert Plus. That smells good. Great.
I used to use it when I had hair. And finally, Rob, what kind of shampoo does Sarissa use? Now, I know she just got a new kind like this past weekend. Oh, really? And it smells awesome. That's the only reason I don't know. I'm going to say a new kind and hope she knows I'm dumb. Because she just switched it up. So your answer is a new kind. A new one. But she's not going to... Rob, that's not an answer. That's a terrible answer. I don't know what it is. Take a guess. It smells like hippies. It's awesome, all right? It smells like hippies. It's like patchouli or something. Okay, let's put patchouli. Patchouli plus. Patchouli. All right, let's see. Last question for the guys. Oh, boy. P1 Danny. He's just shaking his head. Let's hear it. I'm getting the feeling Danny is really feeling a little insecure about what he knows about Rochelle. Danny, what did she want to be?
When she grew up. Did you just meet her? Be honest. A finger model. A hand model. A finger model. Did you just hear me say that when you guys were driving in? Whoa. All right. Finger model. P1 Ron Mexico. What did Vanessa want to be when she grew up? One, I think she threw around wanting to be a ninja. Didn't we all? Didn't we all? But I'm going to have to stick and say veterinarian. She wanted to be a vet. Alright. That is it, guys. I didn't see him. I looked in there and I didn't see anyone. I thought we were done. Rob, what did Sarissa want to be when she grew up? Well, Mike, let me tell you. She wanted to be an actress. An actress? Yes. He said it without
even having to think about it. First time for everything. That's right. Because we're in love, Mike. All right, let's bring the girls back into the room. Bring the girls back into the room. Oh, this is interesting. Welcome back, ladies. Have a seat next to your fella. Do not talk to your fella. Yeah, erase, erase. It's hard. Yeah, erase. Make sure you don't have anything written down. All right, have a seat. All right. Ladies, are you ready? Yes. I am going to ask you these questions, and you need to give me the correct answers, okay? If they match up with what your fiancé said, you will get a point. All right, so we'll start with you, Rochelle. Who was your childhood best friend? She's looking at him. Well, from what age group? She's looking at him like, well, who was my childhood best friend? No, you got it. He didn't know. We didn't know. We just asked him, who was her childhood best friend? And he gave us an answer. I would say Mandy. And the answer was? Did anybody write it down? Mandy. Wow! You guys are first on the board. First on the board. Ron Mexico was asked the same exact question. And Vanessa, what is the answer? Christine. What did Ron Mexico say? Hold up your... He said Adriana. Sorry about that. Bummer.
Boston Rob was asked the same question. Sarissa, who was your childhood best friend? Oh, wow. I'd have to say Adriana. Same friend that... That's interesting. You guys all hung out. What did Boston Rob say? He said... Who? Robin. Robin. Robin is incorrect. Ron, you want to switch? Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. I can't believe this, but Danny and Rochelle are actually leading the game. They are. What is going on? The most nervous couple here is actually leading the game. Nice work. All right. Next question was, the next question that we gave to Danny, Rochelle, was, does Rochelle want to be buried or cremated? What did you say? Buried. You want to be buried. And he said, I'm sorry about that. Sorry about that. How about you, Vanessa? Do you want to be buried or cremated? Cremated. Ron Mexico, what did you say? Buried. And finally, Sarissa, what do you want to be, buried or cremated? Cremated. Boston Rob said you wanted to be buried. And he said you deserve the best. He said whatever it was should be the very best.
None of that makes any sense to me, but you guys all got that one wrong. Sorry about that. Come on. All right. This is where I actually got smart and I started writing down the answers myself. Oh, there you go. All right. Rochelle. Yes. Who are you going to vote for? I was going to vote for Mitt Romney. At this point, I would say John McCain. Oh. He couldn't think of anybody but Doherty. What's the other guy's name? And so he said, and so he said, I'm going to stick with Mitt Romney because he couldn't think of anybody, but she's going to vote for McCain. Sorry. But Mitt Romney also. McCain. McCain. Vanessa, who are you voting for? This sounds really bad, but I've never voted before. Yeah. So I would say Clinton. Ron Mexico is so mad. His face just got so deflated. He's looking at Vanessa right now like she's a monster. Oh, he's squinting. He's squinting now. I feel the heat. Ron Mexico. What did you put? Obama. Obama. That's nice. You guys don't even know each other. I'm sorry about that. Sarissa, who are you voting for? Clinton. That's right. And that is what Rob said. Yay!
All right, Rochelle. What's the score? Yeah, what's the score, guys? It's Danny and Rochelle with one, and Rob and Sarissa with one, Ron Mexico and Vanessa zero. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. We have two dinners and three couples. Uh-oh. All right. I need to eat. I do, too. I have a baby. Rochelle, my question is, and the question that was asked to Danny is, what brand of shampoo do you use? Paul Mitchell. Oh, wow. He had to look like I've never heard those words in my life. First time I've ever heard. He says, I think she uses something called tea tree. But it was actually Paul Mitchell. Vanessa, what do you use? I got it. The bottle is green. I don't even know what it is. That's funny. The first words out of his mouth were the bottle is green. We needed a name and so do you.
I'm trying a total blank. Take a guess. You don't know yourself at all. I'm sorry, Vanessa. The answer is... The answer that he gave... What, Ashley? I think that should so be counted as the right point. We made him give a name. She has to give a name. Yeah, but he initially said the bottle was green. That wasn't the question. The question was, what's the brand of shampoo? That's shenanigans. And the name that he gave was... Pert... Plus. It was green. I don't know what you get. Shamrock shampoo. All right, Sarissa. What brand of shampoo do you use? I think it's Garnier. It's a green bottle also. It's L'Oreal. Rob did not say Garnier. What did he say, Mike? He said, well, it's a new one there. She just got there a new one.
And I think it's patchouli. It makes it smell like a hippie. It's a new one, right? It's a new one. That is not the brand name. I'm sorry. I just got a new scent of shampoo. No, that was conditioner. Oh, bro. What am I supposed to pay attention? You are the worst. Jackass. All right. Back to you, Rochelle. Last question that we asked Danny was, what did you want to be when you grow up? What did I want to be? Yeah, what did you want to be when you grew up? Well, you're not allowed to. Tell her what you did, Danny. You gotta stay quiet until she gives an answer. A nurse. Well, he thought... He thought that you wanted to be what... Sky wanted to be a hand model. Or you wanted to be a finger model. Weird. Which I don't even know what that is. Vanessa, how about you? What did you want to be when you grew up? A nurse. A nurse? Look at Ron Mexico. He is so mad. Ron Mexico said, Wait a second. I thought that you wanted to be...
A vet. Oh, there might be violence. I think he wants to walk out. He stood up like he wanted to walk out. Good thing you guys don't have a date. Sarissa, what did you want to be when you grew up? I wanted to be an actress. That is what Rob said. Very, very nice. All right, this is what we're going to do, folks. You want to know the final score? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give us a score. What do we got right now? Currently, Ron Mexico and Vanessa, zero points. Which is crap. Danny and Rochelle, one point. Rob and Sarissa in the lead with two points. What's up? I can taste that food. This is what we're going to do. We're going to take a quick timeout. And when we come back, the guys will leave. The girls will be asked questions. In fact, since we're going to break now, I want the guys to go now. Oh, guys, go now. Go now, guys. And when we come back, we're going to be talking to the girls and we're going to be asking the girls questions about their fellas. How well do these girls know their men before they marry them? And they're marrying them soon. We'll find out after this. The Mikey Show. That's the ultimate hang zone. All right.
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Cricket is about you. And on Valentine's Day, there is no better day to talk about them. What I've been saying this whole time, it's like being in a relationship that's really good for you. So this Valentine's Day, we would like to say to Cricket, because we all use Cricket on the Mic Show, we love you. Aw, we love you very much, Cricket. Yeah, because you do nice things. You don't tie us into a commitment. You don't force us into a commitment, like bondage. What you do is... You say to, well, you know, bondage is any word to describe that we've got you. Oh, I thought you were talking about something. I think you were thinking of something different. Yeah, well, being Valentine's Day, I thought that's what you were talking about. Oh, no, no, not exactly. But anyway, it's a thing where they will not make you be in a contract. You're free to leave. Yeah, and all the love messages that you may text to your loved one, all free. It's fantastic. Did you guys send Pedro a happy Valentine's Day text? I did not. You did not. I did not. I did it as soon as I woke up this morning. It makes sense. You're a girl. We're guys. We don't really do that. Oh, no. Pedro doesn't mind. All right. Well, then I'll send him something now. You should. What's it going to say? It's going to say all things in Spanish, so I can't say I'm on the air. Okay. All right. So, Skye, what is the website? It's mycricket.com slash San Diego. Get in the zone. AutoZone.
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And I love you. Bye-bye. It's Valentine's Day on the Mikey Show, so we had a hotline open for people, P1s, to be able to call in and leave a message for their loved one, and they've been doing it, and it's really cool. We just found out that Quimby's boyfriend doesn't believe in Valentine's Day. Who knew? We're going to have to get her on the phone at some point and ask her about that. What's that all about? But right now, we're doing a little engagement game, ladies and gentlemen.
We have already asked the guys questions about their ladies. And let's get an update on the score here. What do we got, Skye? Okay, well, right now, Ron Mexico and Vanessa have no points. Danny and Rochelle have one point. And Rob and Sarissa have two points. Oh, look at that. All right, now here's the way it's going to work. We have three couples, but we only have two dinners to Pample Moose Grill tonight. Now, let me tell you something. If you were to call Pample Moose Grill right now, If they were open. I don't know if they were open. But if you were to call Pample Moose Grill right now and you were to say, oh, hello, my name is whatever your name is, and I would like to get reservations for tonight. First they would laugh. Heartily. And then they would say, well, maybe see you in 09. And the reason is because this is an amazing restaurant with amazing food.
And because tonight is Valentine's night, it's one of the most sought after nights for reservation there is. Tonight, doesn't matter where you are in San Diego, it's going to be hard to get in. And the reason is because everybody wants to go tonight and take their date tonight. And so what we're doing is we got two dinners tonight at Pample Moose Grill at 830 primetime. And dinner is on us. And it's going to be fantastic for two of the three couples that are here. Now, let's ask these ladies some questions. All right. So we will begin with Rochelle. Rochelle, your question about Danny is, if you have a boy or a girl, what will their first names be? We're having a boy and his first name is going to be Cruz. I see. And if you had a girl, what would you have named her? Audrey. Audrey. All right.
And next up is Vanessa. Vanessa, if you and Ron Mexico are to have kids, what would the name be for a boy? What would the name be for a girl? For a boy, I would say David. And for a girl, Gianna. Got it. Pretty name. That's our neighbor kid's name. That's nice. David? No. Let's see. And finally, Sarissa. If you have boys and girls, what will the boy's name be? What will the girl's name be? Well, if we have a boy, definitely Robert. He wants him to have his name. Really? We didn't know that. Ah, Rob the Third. Yes, that's right. Robert Stewart Stevens the Third. I don't know. I made that up. What about a girl? What's a girl? I'm not sure. I'm going to guess and say Chloe. Chloe.
Is that the name you want? I like that name. Well, I haven't really thought about it. Have you ever told him that you like that name? No, that's why I'm not. At least you gave an answer. We've never talked about girls' names. At least you gave an answer. We'll see. Maybe he can communicate telepathically with you. The next question for you ladies. Go back to you, Rochelle. What was Danny's first concert? Oh, the mouth just dropped out. You expect me to know something about him? My wife knows mine. It's important to know these things. I'm telling you, these are guy things, Rochelle. Would Rebecca know yours? Yeah, she would. Oh, no. I have no idea. Do you know how many ladies are driving right now going, I don't know my guy's concert. Sky, what was your hubby's first concert? Oh, look at that. She doesn't know, Eddie. You're the worst. Rochelle, would you like to give a guess? Yeah, I'll say...
Oz Fest, maybe? Oz Fest. I don't know how many years ago, but let's just go with that. We'll accept Oz Fest. If he says Oz Fest, we'll accept it. Vanessa, what was Ron Mexico? Oh, she's got that look, too. Oh, no. I have no idea. I'll say, I don't know, Bob Marley Festival. Bob Marley Festival. Sarissa. Yes. What do you think? I have no idea. AC and the Sunshine Band. Yeah. Vanessa Carlton. Michelle Branch. Actually, it was Lilith Fest. Lilith Fest. I love that Sarah McLaughlin. Yeah. All of my favorites at one concert. Me and 14,000 lesbians. I had my Birkenstocks on. That's right. I didn't shave my legs either. You want to take a guess, Sarissa? I'll say Mariah Carey just because he loves her so much. All right.
The guy with maybe Dropkick Murphys, something like that. If the answer is actually Mariah Carey, I will laugh so hard. Rochelle, back to you. What did Danny want to be when he grew up? A dad. A dad? Yeah. All right. You got it. Vanessa, what did Ron Mexico want to be when he grew up? I would say he started taking classes for nursing, so I'll say a nurse. A nurse. Nurse. Uh, Sarissa? What did Boston Rob want to be when he grew up? Wow. I mean, age-wise, you know. I'm talking age-wise here, you know. Technically. Technically. Oh, I don't know. This is horrible. Oh, no. I'm horrible. Going to have to take a guess. Looks like these other ladies may be catching up when we get these guys back in here. I'm going to say, I don't know an artist. I know he used to be really into drama and stuff like that. You don't know him at all. I like him.
I said arborist. Arborist. Not arborist. Do you, Rochelle? Yep. What size pants does Danny wear? This one? This one? It almost looks like she might know. Well, he's a tiny guy. Oh, wow. Not as tiny as Rob. Yeah, well, I mean, come on. But I'll say 32, but they're a little big on him. All right. Vanessa, what size pants does Ron Mexico wear? I'll say 34. 34. And Sarissa, what size? Size 2. I'd have to say 30. 30. All right. Final question, ladies. Rochelle, did Danny collect anything when he was a kid? She's thinking about it. He collected so many things. You're going to have to pick maybe the biggest one that he would collect.
She's got the hands to the face. Hands to the face. She's rubbing her hands together. Oh, man. Big giant grin. Oh, she's trying to think. Okay, I'm only saying this because we were going through stuff yesterday. I'm going to say... Porno magazines. Gosh, I don't know. Old fishing reels. Whoa. Old fishing reels. We're trying to sell them on eBay, but they're not worth anything. All right. And Vanessa, did Ron Mexico collect anything as a kid? I don't really know, but I'll say baseball cards. Baseball cards. Just to play it safe. Yes. You're going to say baseball cards. Sarissa, what about your boy Rob? Did he collect anything as a kid? This one's easy. This one's easy. Yes. Oh, yeah. I hope. Red Sox. He collected what? Red Sox stuff, which he still does. Red Sox stuff. All right.
That one seems... I think I might have answered the same thing with that one. All right, let's bring the guys back into the room, ladies and gentlemen. Do not say anything to your fellas, guys. Or ladies, do not say anything to your fellas. We need complete silence between the two of you. No communicating. And we asked your fiancés. You know, guys, the ladies that you're going to be spending the rest of your lives with. The women who you have entrusted knowing you better than any other individual besides yourself. We ask them five questions about you to see how well they knew you. And here are the questions. Let's see how you guys will respond and how they responded. We'll start with you, Danny. We asked your fiancé, Rochelle, if you have a boy, what would you name him? And if you have a girl, what would you name her? If I had a boy, it would be Frank.
And if you had a girl, it would be. What? And if you had a girl, it would be. Got to give me something. What would my choice be? What? What our choice is is Cruz. So. And the name of the girl? Oh, yeah. Hang on. Hang on. Audrey. Audrey. Audrey. Well, unfortunately, Danny, she said Cruz first for the boy. And then she said, Audrey. For the girl. Audrey for the girl. Sorry about that, man. What? P1 Ron Mexico. Oh, no. Look at Rob. What would you name? Oh, Rob, too. Rob looks nervous. Uh-uh. I'm excited. All right. Get to me. All right. Ron Mexico, what would you like to name a boy, and what would you like to name a girl? Let's see. My nickname is Dizza, so the boy's going to be Dizza. What?
Okay, and the girl would be what? Some weird... Oh, that's not a smart thing to say. I mean, some exotic name. Beautiful and exotic. Very exotic. Gianna? Oh, boy. Little G? Pick one. Three seconds. Gianna. There you go. Okay. Gianna was correct. Ooh. Unfortunately, the boy's name would have been David. You... Oh, no. Everybody say David. Oh, no. Oh, no. Everybody say David. Now, what did you say? He said... Dizza. Dizza. Dizza. Dizza. Dizza. Dizza. Well, wait a minute. See, these are things you guys got to agree on before you get married. I...
We talked about this in... Maybe David Dizza. Get her, dude. Maybe David Dizza. It's Dizza. David Dizza. Dizza David Mexico. Maybe that. All right. Rob, what would you name your boy and what would you name your girl? Well, the firstborn boy has to be named after me. Ah, yes. Yes, Robert III. Yes, Robert III. You know that. Sir Robert. Esquire. Now, the tough thing I'm having trouble with is I told her she could name the girl. I said, you can name the girl. But I got the boy. You got to give me a name. So I got to give you a name? You at least should have talked about it. You got to have them both to get it right. I said, I got the boy, you got the girl. So you don't want to know? You got to give me a name. I'm going to say Little Sarissa. Unfortunately, she didn't say Little Sarissa. Sarissa the second. But she did say Chloe. So there you go, Rob. Your daughter's name will be Chloe.
Okay. Enjoy. Sounds cute, Mike. All right. Next question. Next question that we asked. We'll go back to you, Danny. Next question that we asked, Rochelle, was what was your... Now, don't look at each other. What was your first concert? He was finding it very hard not to look at her. He was finding it very hard not to look. The first concert you ever went to. Oh, wow. Oh, he wants to look at her so bad. They want to communicate with you. I would have to say a corn concert. Wow. Well, what was it? She said she thought, she didn't know, but she thought maybe Ozfest. You probably thought Warped Tour, but said Ozfest. Yeah, it could have been. Totally. P1 Ron Mexico. What did Vanessa say was your first concert? Luther Vandross, what's up, bro? I believe it was Teddy Pendergrass. Very white. It was a concert, but it wasn't... It was a Dizzy concert, which is weird. A disco ball, no. Jingle ball. Oh, no. Nobody's concert.
More like a festival concert, too. The Marley Fest. There you go! Well done. What's the score? Now, I'm looking at Boston Rob and Sarissa, and Sarissa looked a little nervous. Like, she kind of had her head down, like, I don't want this. The second I heard this question, she ain't got a clue. Oh, no. She ain't got a clue. I know that. So, who do you think she said, Boston Rob? She had to give an answer. Who do I think she said? She had to give an answer. Well, the only thing I've talked about with her is, like, the Mariah Con... Carrie concert I went to because... Listen, I don't want to talk about this, actually. Is that your answer? No. We need an answer. My first concert... What was her answer? You have to match what she said. Okay, so... Well, my first concert was the Horde Festival. I went to that when I was like 11 with Lenny Kravitz, Blues Traveler. Is that your final answer? She went to that, too. Is that your final answer? Well, what I think she's going to say... Because we talked to... Rob! It's Rob!
It's so hard to play games with him. Jeez, just answer the question. Because the only thing I've ever told her about concerts... Just please give me a name. Is that your final answer? Yeah. You're correct. Oh, wow! That makes me look like an idiot. Rob, you are gay. Are you sure you want to get married? Well, it's the only thing I told her about, and I told her I felt gay going to her. Yeah, well, we think the same thing. Dude, you have to see that in person at least once. No, I understand. Yes, it's like going to Rome. What? Everyone has to go there once. Danny, back to you. The next question that we asked of Rochelle is, what did Danny want to be when he grew up? Let's call. Are you serious? Now, wait a second. Wait a second. She says she knew right away that you wanted to be a dad. It was the quickest answer we had out of everybody that answered. I thought it was a weird. All right, Ron Mexico. What is it that you wanted to be when you grew up?
Well, okay, there's a difference between wanting to be and dreaming. Oh, yeah, wait a second. Now, wait a second. Now, you're getting upset at her. I was dreaming to be an 80s DJ, but... Wait, I'm sorry. So was Sean. What's an 80s DJ? Well, you just play 80s music, you know? Sean does that in his car. Dude, Sean would buy you every weekend, dude. That is brilliant. I'm sorry. I had my 80s DJ name too, but forget it now. Oh, I want to hear it. I want to hear it. Please, please let us hear it. Please. Just one time coming out of the record. Don't buy into it, dude. Tell us. We'll make fun of you. What would your 80s DJ name be? P1 Iran, Mexico? Okay, I'm just going to answer the question. No, no, no. Come on. What was it? Good choice. It's going to be off the hook. Well, you know, I was going to mix it with bands like Depeche Mode, Talk Talk, ABC. Nice, bro.
Thank you. New Wave Goddard. New Wave what? Goddard. Oh, wow. I don't know what that means. That's a great name. What does it mean? What does it mean? Ron Mexico looks so embarrassed right now. He won New Wave Goddard. Thank you. All right. What did you want to be when you grew up? Well, I was going to school for some nursing classes, so I would say nursing. You are correct. Comeback of the century. That's what she said. Eddie, what's the score right now? Okay, so yeah, things have changed dramatically. Danny and Rochelle with one. Ron Mexico and Vanessa with two. Rob and Sarissa with three. Yes. All right. Boston Rob, what did you want to be when you grew up? I really, really hope she says musician or rock star. I really, really pray that she says that. That is incorrect. What did she say?
She said that you wanted to be an artist. An arborist. An arborist. That's true. That is true, though. Yeah, well, that's not what you said. You should have answered that. You should have said that. Now, back to Rochelle and Danny. Danny, come on, man. You can do it right here. This is going to be an easy one for all of you. Should be. We asked Rochelle if she could tell us what pant size you wear. What is it? Wow, he's struggling. He's struggling. It's your own pants, he said. But how do you expect me to know that? I'll say 32. You are correct. Oh, man, Danny looks relieved. He looks relieved. He's like, oh, thank goodness, finally. P1 Ron Mexico. What size pants did Vanessa say you wear? Oh, no. Looking at her like, what'd you say? What'd you say?
She goes to the mall with me a lot, and I pick out my own stuff. I don't ask for opinions, but she knows this one. My new wave got her. Talk up that record there, pal. That's right. 3432s. 34 Wastes. You got it. That's what she said. You already know you're getting this one around. Well, it's because I... I buy either 30s, 31, or 32. I'm just going to go in the middle and say 31. You are incorrect. What'd she say? She said 30s. 30s? Oh. Here we go, guys. Wow. What's the score? What's the score? What's the score? 2-3-3. Yeah, man. This could change everything. Danny and Rochelle, 2. Ron Mexico, Vanessa, 3. Robin Sarissa, 3. Gotta get it right. You have to get this right. That's crazy. You have to get this right, Danny. The final question. That we asked... Look at Rochelle. Oh, no. Oh, no. The final question that we asked Rochelle was... Jack in the box tonight, huh? I might as well ask you like this since this is what you're going to be hearing tonight, maybe. But let's give it a try. Can you pull up to the second window, please? All right, let's do it, guys. Come on, you can do it. You can do it, Dan. We asked her a very simple question. We said to her...
When Danny was a kid, what did he collect? Oh, no. Oh, no. That's what she's answering, not what I collected. That's right. What would she say? Baseball cards. What is it? What are you going to say? Now, wait a minute. Wait till you hear. Wait till you hear. She said you were like most normal kids. You like to collect old fishing reels. His hands are over his face. His hands are over his face. His hands are over his face. And I collect fishing reels. P1 Ron Mexico. What did she say? What did Vanessa say you collected? Shoot. I don't really collect things. Now you've got to try to think like your future wife. What would your future wife say? Well, if you were the real Ron Mexico, it would be STDs. Playboys. And dogs. No. Yeah, dogs. I would say tribal art. Like tribal gear. Yes. Oh, right. Yeah, you know, most five-year-olds. Yeah. That's what I collect now.
These were when you were a kid. Oh, when I was a kid. Okay. What? You click that now? Yeah. Yeah, that's weird. I'll just say garbage pail kids. Oh, you see. No, yeah. That's not what she said. That's not what she said. No. She said baseball cards. Baseball cards, right? Did you? I didn't even collect baseball cards. Boston Rob. What would your future bride say that you collected when you were a kid? I really hoped she would say baseball cards because that's what... I mean, she knows I collect a bunch of Red Sox stuff now. I haven't grown up at all. And I don't make the jokes. I haven't got any tall left. But yeah, baseball cards. She did not say baseball cards.
She did not say baseball cards. She said Red Sox stuff, which would have been the most obvious answer for you to say. Your name is Boston Rob. It's in the name, Rob. It's Boston Rob. I mean, do we have to call you Boston Red Sox Rob in order for you to be able to get that one right? I don't even know who I am. So what are we looking at here? Well, Danny and Rochelle too. Ron Mexico and Vanessa, three. Robin Sarissa, three. Yeah. So the winners are Ron Mexico and Vanessa, Robin Sarissa. Oh. Wow. Very close. Nice. Except. Hang on a second. Uh-oh. Except. No Jack in the Box? Get out. Oh, thanks, man. That's right. I so did not see that coming. You all win. And the reason is that what we're going to do is we are going to be sending Danny and Rochelle. And Ron Mexico and Vanessa to the Pamplemousse Grill tonight. Going to be enjoying an incredible meal tonight on the Pamplemousse Grill. And we're going to be sending Rob and Sarissa to a restaurant called Ocean Air that I think that you will enjoy very much. Surprise. So there you guys go. We didn't want to send anybody out of here without being a winner. And what we want to do is scare the pants off you.
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You didn't end up having, and most people, they would have charged you just to tell you that. And then, you know what I mean? And now that guy's got a customer for life. And that's basically what Amco's philosophy is. Amco diagnoses you for free, just like this guy. It's double A-M-C-O. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. Hello. What up, everybody? KIOC San Diego's Rock 3. Hey there, I'm Spike, the official spokesdog for USA Federal Credit Union. As a dog, I can smell real good. Good enough to know that your car, it stinks. So head on down to USA Federal and get yourself a car loan. But maybe you don't want a car. Maybe you want a boat or an RV or an all-terrain vehicle. Perfect. We got great rates on those loans, too. So come down and let USA Federal make it happen. Because if you're like me, you just love that new car smell. Oh, yeah. Equal Opportunity Lender. Member NCUA.
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Also, we've got the southbound side of the 15, so a little bit tight here coming in through Rancho Bernardo. Again, out of Carmel Mountain Ranch down towards Mercy Road and Poway. This coaster route, southbound 5, staying quite tough here out of Lucadia up into Solana Beach. Seeing some traffic on the northbound side of the 5 as well here, coming up to Mission Bay. And then again, approaching Delmar Heights Road up to Solana Beach, just past Loma Center Drive here. Westbound 56, that's been a busy ride coming out of Rancho Panosquitos for a slow ride through Carmel Valley to the 5 freeway this morning. Looking pretty good, though, out of the East County, especially on the 8 and the 94. They're pretty much up to speed, as well as that 5 and 805 northbound out of the South Bay. You're clear up to National City on both these freeways. 805, though, still is going to hit you with some heavy traffic out of Kearney Mesa from right around the 163. Actually, make that Mesa College now, up towards Governor Drive in the Golden Triangle. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Hey, check this out. Got this email. Mikey, I have felt like a part-time P1 until yesterday. I went to Sleep Train so that I could have a reference to compare used mattresses on Craigslist. I took my three-year-old in there, which is typically a bad idea because she doesn't have the ability to self-calm herself yet. I digress. But my point is that they made it so easy to figure out which mattress I wanted that I ended up buying one at Sleep Train. I really wanted the Beautyrest World Class Paris Plush, but it was out of my budget.
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I've been waiting a long time for this. So, George, what are you going to do with your $10 million? Yeah, yeah, can you guys move aside and make way for the Subway sandwiches? Subway sandwiches? What Subway sandwiches? Excuse me, excuse me. Look out, please. Subway sandwiches coming through. But, George, George, what about your $10 million price check? Not now, guys. It's time for lunch. So what are we going to do now? People can't wait to get their hands on a Subway tuna sandwich. And now you can enjoy it in a whole new way. Try it hot and fresh toasted with melted cheese for a delicious tuna melt. Pick up your tuna or tuna melt today. George, hello. We're not leaving until you accept the tag. Not until I finish my Subway sandwich. George. Hello? Subway, eat fresh for a limited time only at participating restaurants. At Mossy Nissan, our New Year's resolution is to drop a few pounds. Actually, a few hundred thousand pounds. Mossy Nissan's weight reduction sale is here. Help Mossy Nissan trim down their inventory and save with slim Mossy prices, plus fat factory incentives. Mossy Nissan.
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I wish I was smarter so I could fight this better. And Ashley. I am a very, very twitchy person, and I feel like it's because I have ADD. The Mikey Show is on 5-3. My boys, Michael and Matthew, happy Valentine's Day. And to my husband, Mike, of 19 years, I love you and thank you for all that you do. Valentine's Day, Katie, so much. It's been a good place if I didn't have you, and I appreciate everything you've done for me. Again, happy Valentine's Day and I love you. Rock 105. I'm Gemini Twin and this message is for my love. See Curtis, I just want you and all of San Diego to know how much I love you. We've been through a lot together over the past eight years but I feel like we are closer now than ever before. I'm very proud of you for trying to quit smoking and hope that you are successful so that you live a long and healthy life. I hope to be there by your side for many, many years to come. Love, Jamie. I love you, Jenna, and
I can't wait until we get married. You've done so much for me, and there's just no way I can describe it. I love you so much, Jenna. Love, Ben. Benny, it's Harley. I love you very much. It's been a great five months of marriage. I love you, and happy Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day, Bear. You are hot and sexy, and I love you. Happy Valentine's Day. Jay, I'd like to wish a happy Valentine's Day to my wife, Christy. and my three-year-old daughter, Jalen. Happy Valentine's Day. I love you. Bye-bye. P1C, this Valentine goes out to my brother, Ricky, at Caliber Collision. Happy Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day, Corey. I love you a lot. Love me. I just wanted to say happy Valentine's Day to my beautiful little girl, Anna. Happy Valentine's Day, baby. Love you. Yeah, this is P1C. I just want to tell my baby, Destiny, that I love you.
Can't wait to get married on August 30th. You're my world, you're my everything, and I love you very much. Thank you. Bye-bye. Those are cool. Yeah. I like hearing telling their ladies they love them and chicks telling their guys they love them. Pretty nice. Yep. Valentine's Day of the Mikey Show, 843. Miley Cyrus has apologized for a scene in her movie where her and her dad are not wearing seatbelts in the car. Brady Quinn denies using a gay slur. Wow. Enjoy. And happy Valentine's Day. Right. So there you go. All right. So here's the deal. If you want to, you can go check out the M2 videos that are up right now and vote. Because we've got videos that are up right now at MikeyShow.com. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. And then if you click your little mouse in the keyword section, you can type in the word final or finals.
Type in the word finals, and it'll take you to just that, the final five that we have picked. To write as a P1 to vote. That's right. That's right. So go there, watch them, and check them out. Dude, winner gets an HD camcorder. That's huge. Yeah. Yeah, so you've got to go check those out as soon as you can. So we've been doing this thing in the last three weeks called Secret Crush. And what we did was we asked people to call us if they know somebody and they kind of have a secret crush on them and they want to let them know. Very first one we ever did was Mark and Amanda. And let me give you a little recap of what happened between them. I work at a shipping company with a guy named Mark and we are really close. We have both been in and out of relationships and he is the most incredible guy I have ever met. This guy's name is Mark? Yes. Oh, God, I'm so scared. But it is like killing me. I mean, because we talk all the time and we get along really well. And I know we've known each other forever, but we've also been in relationships for part of that time. And now we've both been free just for, I guess, like the past three or four months. We've both been single.
He doesn't know, and I don't know, and it's uncomfortable to change a relationship that we've had as friends for so long, and plus we work together, so maybe he's feeling the same way that I am. Mark, do you have a second to talk to me? Sure, sure, go ahead. The reason that I am calling you is because Amanda has feelings for you. How do you feel about what I've just told you? Wow, well, to tell you the truth, I've... I've felt the same way about her for a really long time. That was a few weeks ago, and it was a pretty amazing story. They both, as it turned out, liked each other. It was kind of a timing thing. They'd been friends for a long time, and during the time that they were friends and that they knew each other, the other had been in a relationship or whatever, and so neither of them told the other how they felt. And so it was a pretty big... leap of faith for Amanda to go on the radio and allow her feelings to be known. That's crazy, man. And so on the line with us right now is Amanda. Are you there, Amanda? Yes, hi. Hi. And let me see if I can get Mark. Mark, are you there? Yeah. Good to have you guys on the phone. Let me, I guess, get the big question out right away. What are your guys' plans for Valentine's Day? For the weekend, we're going to go to Santa Barbara. A big timer. Yeah.
Sounds like he has a passionate nature and a strong erotic streak. I heard that. Yeah, we were reading this morning, Mark, all the different things that guys give to their ladies. And one of them was a romantic weekend getaway. And they say, guys that give a romantic weekend getaway have a passionate nature and a strong erotic streak. Well, I will say that, yes, he does. Hello. Blank my blank and blank you. So, Amanda, Mark, what happened after we talked to you guys? Well, we... Oh, go ahead, Mark. Look at the same brain. It's so cute. It's so cute. They're finishing each other's... They're already fighting. Wait. Go ahead, you guys. It's been pretty great. We've been seeing each other pretty regularly, and, I mean, it's pretty awesome. I have a question. Yeah. I have a question. Well, I just know that it had to have been a little weird when you guys went to work that day. Seriously. A little weird. That's actually what I was going to talk about. It was weird, but it was so exciting. And so it really wasn't weird. It was just weird when we first saw each other and then we just hugged and everything. It was like we had been together. Oh, yeah. Really? Sky has a question.
Okay, this may be kind of personal, but I was wondering how this would go for you guys, because you've been friends for so long. I was going to ask about the kiss. How was the first kiss? Like, did it happen, like, right away? I was going to ask about the kiss. Well, come on. I mean, they've been friends for so long that, you know, either... Are we about to make out right now? I see it going either two ways. Either they, like, went straight for it, or it took a little while. It all sounds too good to be true, hee hee. Yes. Yes. I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious. So? Amanda, I want to hear your side. How'd it go? Whose side do you want to hear? I want to hear yours. Oh, mine. It was awesome. How'd it happen? Well, we hugged, like I said, at work. And then we kind of went out for a little walk. And he just kind of grabbed my arm and swung me around. It was really hot. What up, player? It was like everything I imagined, you know, and... That's because he has a passionate nature and a strong erotic streak. I've heard that. No sex allowed. I think it was like, we've been waiting so long. Right. Finally, you know, it was just incredible. I heard he's been waiting for a girl like you to come into his life. What? Really? That's what I heard. Aw. Oh, that is very sweet.
So, Mark, you guys are going away for the weekend. What about tonight? Tonight is actually Valentine's Day. You guys doing anything? Tonight's the night. Yeah, we're going out. I was going to take her out to dinner tonight. Cool. Tonight's the night. What does that mean? Yeah, what do you mean? I think we all know. Wait a second. Holy. No sex allowed. No sex allowed. Wow. Wow. Actually, guys, you know, I was going to wait till tonight, but I was kind of thinking of making it official and asking her to be my girlfriend. Are you serious? No. Really? For real? Are you asking her right now on the radio? Are you asking her right now on the radio? I'm putting it out there right now. Amanda, what would you think about being exclusively Mark's and being his girlfriend? I would be honored. Oh, I love you. That was cool. Amanda, please. Amanda, please.
So this is what I want to do. It is Valentine's Day. It is February 14th, 2008. I want to talk to you guys again. February 14th. 14th, 2009. Whoa. No pressure. I want to make an appointment right now. You know, maybe you guys are together and you're doing great and that's the deal. But I want to see, you know, maybe there are plans or, you know. Yeah. Maybe there's plans then. For what? Plans for what? Another Santa Barbara. Or maybe, you know. Something with a ring. Yeah, well. A white dress. Something like that. No pressure. Maybe you guys get married.
Hey, you just said it. You frankly said it. You're trying to be subtle. Being subtle. Just trying to be subtle is all. I'm glad to make that date, man. I'm happy to make that date. That's cool. Well, listen, Mark, very glad to speak with your girlfriend, Amanda. Holy moly. Well, this went well. I like the sound of that. And Amanda, it was really nice to talk to your boyfriend, Mark, again. Thank you. Thank you guys so much. You're very welcome. I'm so glad that I listened to you guys. I'm so glad I called and did this. I mean, as you remember, I was ready to throw up. Oh, we remember. We do remember. It was all worth it. Thank you, Amanda. We appreciate it, you guys. Thank you. We'll see you. Take it easy. Hey, my name is Sarah. I love you tons and tons. I'm so proud of you, and I wouldn't trade this life for anything. I love you. Happy Valentine's Day. Bye. Hey, baby, it's me. It's Monday, and I'm leaving on deployment. I'm so sorry I can't be with you on Valentine's Day. I just wanted to say I love you very much, and I'm going to miss you. And I can't wait to hear from you again. Once I pull in the port, I'll give you a call. I'll hold Sean tight, and I love you. Bye. AKA Grant, this is Erica. I'm just calling in, telling you how much I love you, and that I couldn't live without you.
And just remember, love's not times full. Love you. Happy Valentine's Day, Corey. I love you a lot. Love me. All right. Happy Valentine's Day to my new wife, Pauline Phillips. Christina, I want to let you know that I love you more than anything in the world. And I thank God every day for blessing me with such an amazing wife and an even more amazing mother to our one-year-old, Stella. Thank you for being you. This is the Mikey Show. You've given everyone a great laugh and a great way to start my day, so we thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Rock 105.3. Guaranteed fresh or we'll brew it new. Guaranteed fresh or we'll brew it new. Guaranteed fresh or we'll brew it new. Rick? Uh, anyone know what's wrong with Rick? You know 7-Eleven's coffee guarantee? Where they'll brew you new coffee? That's the one. Old Rick here thought it'd be funny to see if they'd really do it. I guess they did. Yeah. Guaranteed fresh or we'll brew it new. Like a hundred times. Introducing the fresh coffee guarantee from 7-Eleven.
If your cup's not fresh and full of flavor, we'll brew it new for you, no matter how many times you ask. Guarantee fresh, fresh. Oh, thank heaven. At participating stores. Hey, let me tell you something. AIS is doing a lot of stuff right now. I wanted to let you know that even if you're a responsible driver, you're probably paying too much for your auto insurance. A lot of people don't realize this. Adding a new vehicle, teen driver, that kind of stuff. If you're a parent of a teen. now is the time to let AIS do all the work for you because they're a broker. They've been doing it for a long, long time. They shop dozens of carriers to find you the best rate. I've been telling you this forever, that people are saving money with AIS. I myself, Mikey, this is my insurance carrier. And some people wrote me and said, okay, yeah, but have you ever had to use them? Yes. I ran into a golf cart. That was funny.
Remember? You were backing out. Yeah, I was backing out in the thing part there. Yeah, that was funny. It was when I was driving a 4Runner. Yeah. And I took it and used my AIS. AIS got me a rental. So I had something to drive around in while they were fixing it. Now, don't just take my word for it. Who's this? Hello? What's up, man? What's your name, dude? It's P1 John. What's up, John? Hey, dude, I got to let all the P1s who ride know. Dude, go get your motorcycle insurance there. If a Reese's Whips told me to stay home on poker night, I'd do it. If a Reese's Whips wanted me to get a second job to pay for its spa treatments, I'd do it. Because that combination of milk chocolate and fluffy peanut butter nougat, I can't say no to. Yeah, I'm whipped. And I'm proud of it. New Reese's Whips Candy Bar. Light, airy, and 40% less fat than the leading chocolate candy. Perfectly whipped. Real estate market changed your life. Hi, this is Jeff Schnitter. Come spend three days with me, and I will teach you how to take advantage of the hottest foreclosure market in over 50 years. Change your life now through the Intensive Real Estate Workshop, February 22nd through the 24th in San Diego, California, at the Hyatt Regency Mission Bay Spa and Marina Hotel. You risk nothing but have...
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I'll pay it off. Be still my heart. And I'll send you home in a brand new 08 Dodge loaded and give you $6,000 cash back. Cal, you're sweet-talking your way to one happy customer, Cupid. Rosin' up your bow and let's hear that again. Pay me that old car. I'll pay it off. And I'll send you home in a brand new 08 Dodge loaded and give you $6,000 cash back. And come out smelling like a rose on Valentine's Day. Sweet! Oh, Cal. Cupid has nothing on you. Dodge headquarters. Worthington Dodge in the car, country mall, and car bed open till midnight. Cashback offer a $6,000 factory rebate applies to new 08 Dodge Ram 1500 quad cats on approved credit. Now, back to Mikey. I have a newly developed fear of spiders. Eddie. Why do girls want to ruin our fun? Sky. We all know that. I don't like to spend money when I don't have to. Sean. One of the stupidest neighbors in the world. Boston Rob. I get really annoyed when people have sneezing fits. And Ashley. I hate underwear and I don't wear underwear. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. Christina, I just wanted to let you know that I love you more than anything in the world and that I thank God every day for blessing me with such an amazing wife and an even more amazing mother to our one-year-old Stella. Thank you for being you.
Listen, I've known Eddie since I was a little kid. I can't help it. He can't help that some things make him laugh. I can't help it. He can't help that. I'm sorry. He can't help that. It's not my fault. It's your papa, and it's been over a little two years since we got married, and I can't be happier. I know we've had our share of tough times, and it's been nearly impossible at times. But our love has survived, and things look brighter than ever. You are such an influence to me, and I can never imagine my life without you. Can't wait to see you. start our family, and live out the rest of our lives together. Happy Valentine's Day. Skye is such a chick. She's been eating this stuff up all morning. I think she's teared up about five times. He's right. I have. I'm embarrassed for her. I have. So, welcome back to the Mikey Show. We have P1 Penguin on the line. Penguin, are you there? Oh, you guys are the best. That's awesome. Well, I hope that you can forgive us the occasional laughing, you know, because we're guys. We don't get it. You know, we're guys. We'll laugh a little bit. Oh, it's okay. I haven't. Oh, really? He doesn't get it. Yeah. He lets me be a girl, though, so it's fine. Sky digs it. We've been laughing a little bit, and everybody's happy. Oh, I've been waiting to hear about the whole Amanda Mark, how they've been doing, because I just knew they were going to be... They're adorable. What did you think hearing them on the radio? Oh, I teared up.
through the whole break, sniveling. So did Skye. Oh, I totally did, too. Were you in there crying, Ash? For sure. Oh, yeah. Me, too. I was. I was. I was. I don't want to upset people too much, but we had to send Zeth the urgent care. The guy just needed a salt lick after that. He drowned himself with tears. He lost so much salt when he was crying, you know. Uh-huh. We had to wrap him in a blanket and just shivering. He was shivering and his tears, his mascara was all over his face. So bad. Face all over his face. Penguin, thanks for the call. Well, happy Valentine's Day, guys. Happy Valentine's Day to you, too. Bye. Rob, what happened to Big Al Kahuna? He hung up, I don't know. Rob comes in here and he's like...
My brother, Big Al Kahuna, is on the line for you again. I'm like, for what? And I go to the phone. He's not there anymore. He's drinking more Red Bull. I got him. He's on one. Happy Valentine's Day, you little guy. There you go. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Boston Rob's little brother, and his name is Big Al Kahuna. And he's quite a cute dude. We have a wide, motley crew of people, ranging from Eddie to Ashley, Skye, Sean, Rob, Mikey. How are you guys doing? We're doing great. How are you today on this Valentine's Day? I am the Grinch of Valentine's Day. Oh, no. How's that? You know, the whole...
destined for just one person. I believe in love. There's love of family. I'm not going to damper everyone. I would like to say, though, I do have a Valentine's Day. You're a good-looking kid. We were asking about you the other day. We said, how come that big old kahuna doesn't have himself a little filly? So what's going on with that? Rob says he's gay. You can't out someone, Rob. It's up to him. Yes. Jesus. You know how I know you're gay? So what's going on? What is Why No Valentine? You know what, person? We've gone away. It's just time that I tell you, Al, I love you. So it's... Telling himself. Telling himself. He's Valentine's himself. Well said. We've made a lot of progress. I want to say I'm proud of you this Valentine's Day. You know, we've really worked hard. He's still talking to himself? Yeah. Okay. Well...
This is not going to be a regular season. No, it is not. It's not. Just to let Sean know, because I know right now Sean is probably the most upset that this has been going on. But listen, we love you, Big Al Kahuna, and happy Valentine's Day to you. Yeah, definitely. Happy Valentine's Day, guys. All right, guys. Well, we'll talk to you later, Al. We'll see you. Thank you, Al. All right, thank you. It's big alcohol. It certainly is. I want to remind people that coming up on the show in just a few minutes, a very special love song edition of Tone Deaf Karaoke. As it is, as we're sitting here on this Valentine's Day. But right now we have a very special treat for you. Boston Rob, as you know, is a singer-songwriter. Oh, yes. I mean, if we had to count the amount of songs that he has brought to us. Try to. I mean, he's probably done 24 songs, at least two dozen. Oh, easy. Easily two dozen songs. And so it's Valentine's Day. He's getting married, and his fiance's name is Sarissa, and he has written her a song for Valentine's Day. Let's get the tissues ready, everyone. Okay. All right. We'd like to dedicate this song out to all of you listening out there in Radioland that are having a Valentine's Day today with someone that you love.
Perhaps you could imagine that these words were written just for them. I love the song. I love the upcut. Oh, it starts mid-note. Wow. For our first time. Antically. Okay, I already started off here. Spiked your iced tea. You love the song. It's from sale. And if the cops take. Listen. You know it's true. Great voice. Yes. Like Elma's glue. Oh, man. Not very romantic. Ellen jokes are used. Stupidest thing in the world. Yeah. Make a laugh. Wow, Rob. That was the end? That was the end. A joke about boobs? That was the outline? Then it ends. It's really pretty. Happy Valentine's Day. Yeah, Rob, let me tell you, that was touching. Is Sarissa crying? Yeah, Sarissa in there.
Looks like she is. Very lucky. Very lucky. Trying realizing she's marrying that guy. This is William Shatner, and you're listening to The Mikey Show. Featuring my good friend, Sean. And from what I've heard, he's seen every episode of Star Trek. Standing up. What a weirdo. Hey, Sean, get alive. Time's running out for Old Navy's 40% off baby and kid sale. You'll find tons of stuff on sale for kids and baby at 40% off. Now's the time to load up on Big Style for the Little Ones, because Old Navy has dresses, tees, polos, fashion tops, shorts, and capris, all at 40% off. Plus, you'll find all the essentials for brand new babies, like bodysuits, one-pieces, and much more. Old Navy's Baby and Kid Sale is going on right now, so don't wait. Get 40% off Big Style for the Little Ones today. Select styles only. See store for details. Danger Challenge, brought to you by Mossy Toyota's pre-owned superstore. Mossy Toyota makes it happen.
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Just crawling from La Costa all the way in past the racetrack in Del Mar. You've got plenty of stuff on the northbound side of the 5 because of the west side here as well. Coming up from Carmel Valley up on Insolana Beach. Westbound 56 has been a tough ride all morning long. Still crawling here as well from Black Mountain Road out of Panasquitos all the way through Carmel Valley to the 5 freeway. South 15 looking better out of Escondido but still still from Carmel Mountain Ranch down in towards Poway. South 163 is also seeing a brief glitch here coming off the 8 freeway into a ballpark. I'm McLaurin's on Rock 105.3. It's a turd bucket. It's a turd bucket. No. It's a jalopy. It's a lemon. K-I-O-Z San Diego. Mycricket.com slash San Diego. The Mikey Show featuring Mikey. I rarely remember things that I wanted to say. Eddie. I love causing trouble. Sky. Rancho Bernardo. In your community. Shower cap on. His son. Sean. Sean wears capri pants? Not capri. Boston Rock. I enjoy the taste of medicine. Ashley. I can only take really small bites of food. Really small bites of food. The Mikey Show's on. You guys are so cute. Thank you. Rock 105.3. Yes. It's Monday, and I'm leaving on deployment. I'm so sorry I can't be with you on Valentine's Day. I just wanted to say I love you very much, and I'm going to miss you. And I can't wait to hear from you again. Once I pull in the port, I'll give you a call. I'll hold you on tight, and I love you. Bye.
Sean does not want to be held. Sean does not what? Want to be held. He does. Just hold them tight. Sean does not like to be held. He said, as long as you hold me tight, it's cool. I think that with Sean, no definitely means yes. Really? Yes, Eddie. Well, I believe you. Yes. It's definitely a case of if Sean says, I'm not in the mood, what he means is, Put your hands all over me. That is not what I mean. I think that's what it means. Shut up! I think that when Sean says, I'm not in the mood, it means, put those gentle lips all over my body. Really? Well, next time I see the guy, Sean's in the mood. You know what that means. Shut up! He meant lick you in the face. Hey, Jody, it's John.
I just want to say I love you. Happy Valentine's Day. Thank you, John. Welcome back. It's 917. People Magazine has the first pictures of Christina Aguilera's baby boy, Max. It was a big day on the big White House. Roger Clemens and Brian McNamee testified in front of Congress yesterday. There you go. I thought we would do something kind of special today with a little... Valentine. Tone deaf. Tone deaf karaoke. Sounds like Ashley is choking. Retard. I swear I'm not joking. When I hear her singing, I'd rather lose an arm. Tone deaf karaoke is on. Ladies and gentlemen, on the Mikey Show, we actually have a star of the small screen. Oh. Well, it was just a guest spot on Renegade, Mike. I don't know that I'd call myself a star. I was not talking about Renegade. I mean, me and Lowe, me and Lowe, Lorenzo Lomis. Actually, no, Lowe, no one called him Renegade. I mean, we were cool. No, I was talking about Ashley. Oh, yeah, her too. Who was on the number one television show in America. The number one.
As you know, Ashley was interviewed by radio stations throughout the country. She was on the news here locally. And, of course, she was featured on the TV show American Idol. The reason... All the days work, guys. That's right. The reason that she was on American Idol, because she's a singer. I didn't see her in Hollywood Week. She didn't make it. Oh, that's weird. So she's not in the top 24? What happens, Eddie, is that a lot of times they get a certain look and they've already got it. Oh. So there's already a girl that had already made it before Ashley who had Ashley's look. But I didn't see anybody that really looked like. Yeah. They've already cast. They've already cast that look. It was like a combination. They already had the Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood. Right. I'm like.
I'm like a clone of the two of them combined. She sings like Kelly Clarkson. She kind of has that Clark, you know, that Underwood look. Utterly horrendous. Yeah, that's a little more Carrie Underwood right there. That one note. She's not well right now. I'm totally well. Here's how we play the game. We get people on the phone and then we play a clip. of Ashley singing. And the only thing you have to do to win is just tell us, what was she singing? Now, all I need from you is the name of the artist or the name of the song. You can give me either one. You can win. This is a special Valentine's edition, right? Yeah. Love songs. Love songs today.
So it's Ashley's gift to you. It is. Happy Valentine's Day, P1. Eddie, what do people stand to win today? Huge, huge Valentine's prize. A $100 gift certificate to the Blue Fryer Grill at La Costa Resort and Spa. Nice. Wow. Hook it up for your ladies. All right. The first person to play today is P1. I want to hold your ham. Really? Hello, P1. I want to hold your ham. Really? How are you today? Good, good. How you doing? I'm doing great. It's an interesting name. You know, I mean, it's a lot to fit on a birth certificate, but hey, every parent is, every parent, I bet your parents were hippies. That was just for Skye. That was just for Skye. No, thank you. Well, P1, I want to hold your ham. Today's special Valentine edition of Tone Deaf Karaoke requires you to please listen to the entire clip before making your guess. Are you ready? I'm ready. Notice I said guess. Yeah. Here we go. Hey, Dad.
Just want you to know. Sounds like somebody's stomach when they're hungry. It's a good one. P1, I want to hold your ham. Can you give me a title or an artist to win? I'm going to guess. Yeah. Put it on the floor. Can't tell the difference. Like, listen to the record. P1, I want to hold your ham. Next up, P1. Departed. Departed. Departed. Happy Singles Awareness Day, guys. All right. P1 Departed. We're going to play you a love song sung by Ashley. Wait till the entire clip's done being played and then give me a title or artist to win. You ready? Sounds good. Here we go. Oh, wow. Two dogs just heard that. What's the matter with that?
Uh-oh. That was supposed to be one note up. P1. Departed. That was Aerosmith. That is correct. It was. No, it wasn't. It really was. I don't care what you say. It was, though. Eddie, what are you trying to say? Well, a little pitchy. Team skills and renegade. I should have. What the hell was that? That was Ashley, wasn't it? I was playing the clip back when there was a... No, I saw your mouth moving. I wasn't doing it. Departed. Congratulations and hang on the line, will ya? No problem. Don't go away. P1 Dave. Hello. Dave's not here. All right, Dave, listen to the entire clip, and then all I need is title or artist for you to win. You ready? You got it. Here we go. Oh, I know you're in my world. Heart, my soul. Couples only. I'd like to dedicate that to my lover. That's really sweet. So sweet. P1 Dave.
Do you have a title or artist there to win? If you ever leave. I'm sorry? If you ever leave. If you ever leave. I'm sorry, that's not correct. The name of the song is How Do I Live. Wait, this is the same song? I'm not sure. Eddie, why do you keep doing this, bro? I'm not trying to insult you. What are you doing? I'm confused. I think they were different. There's nothing that needs to be explained. Now, is this one Ashley or is this the original? I just, I don't. Go for it, Ashley. This is Leanne Rimes. All right, thank you, Ashley. Dave, I'm very sorry about that. Yeah, wow. Live serenading, I totally will. Just let me know. P1 Yib is on the line. Hi, Yib. Yib. Yib. He's a jerk.
Yes, hello, hello, yes, yes. Yib, coming in all over Radio Land throughout San Diego County. And if I could reach you now, I would just reach out through the radio band here on the FM frequency. That stands for frequency modulation. Grab you by the throat and shake you until you can't breathe anymore. Whoa. All right, Yib. Thank you for not being there and bringing the radio show to a screeching halt. Wrapping up here from KIOZFM. P1 Stelios is on the line. Hey, what's going on, Mikey? Not too much, dude. You ready to play? Yeah. All right, bro, you know how this works, right? Yep. All right, here is the clip of Ashley. You tell me, title or artist to win. Here we go. Eddie's shaking his head no, no. This makes me angry. My heart just melted. I'd like to dedicate that to you, Eddie. No, I don't accept. Do not accept. Thank you. P1 Stelios, can you give me a title or artist on that one?
Oh, God. I'm just going to guess and say stand by me. Oh, that is incorrect. That was the easiest one we've done. And I want to hear it again. No, I don't want to hear it again. Nina, I'm going to play this clip for you one more time. Just listen to it. Give me title or artist to win. I love this one. It's supposed to be. Stunning. You stand for your... P1 Nina? Oh, my goodness. Okay. I'm going to guess. For goodness sake. People are punching their radios right now. You guys, this is the easiest one. For more than one reason. Well, I know the song. All I need is just a band or give me a band or give me a name of the song, what you think the song might be called. I know that my honey knows this one. Oh, man. Oh, my goodness. Okay. Barf. Barf on you, Eddie. It is not. Yeah, what does he say after forever yours? I'm not forever.
Never yours. Is it like naturally or? Naturally. No. He says faithfully. Faithfully. Oh, that's infuriating. I know it is. It really, really is. Really, really sad. Maybe if we're lucky, Ashley will sing Open Arms. No, let's not have her. So am I calling it? Don't really know the words. Love is a story. Thank you. Six days a week. You guys are awesome. I'm a P1 because of my girlfriend, Lynn, who turned me on the station. Home of the P1s and stuff like that. That's right. Guitar Center is the place musicians go for the best prices on the widest selection of top name gear. Whether you're just dropping in to pick up some strings or you're building your dream recording studio.
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when I read the reviews by people who'd stayed there and found out that on more than one occasion, this particular hotel had bed bugs, so I didn't make the reservations. Thanks to Kudzu.com for having reviews, or I might have had the bed bugs and brought them home to my newly exterminated house. So that is the awesome thing about Kudzu.com, because it's literally like your neighbor online. They've got, you can look for any type of business that you're interested in. In finding, like if you need a mechanic or if you're looking for a restaurant, it doesn't matter anything. And they will give you the directions, the address, the phone number, and reviews of other people who have used it. In fact, if you go on there to kudzu.com today and you write 10 reviews, you'll receive a $25 gift certificate for restaurant.com. They want your opinions. They want you to get on there. The more people and the more P1s that get on and say their opinions, the better resource it will become for you P1s. Continue to help making it become the best resource in San Diego P1s. And check it out today. It's www.kudzu.com. The Mikey Show continues with Mikey. I'm 37 years old. I'm a Gemini. I shave my head bald. I'm atrocious to look at. And I have a good sense of humor. Eddie. I hate anything that picks up her. Sky. I'm sorry I talk like an old human.
I'm sorry. I apologize. Opposite. Sean. That's right. Eat it. Boston Rob. I got Boston on my mind. And on your throat. And Ashley. I despise theme parties. They make me really uncomfortable, and I hate them. The Mikey Show's on Rock 105.3. Special request from my boy, Eddie. Me and this guy's singing. What? You want it? You guys did great. Thanks. Took a while in the studio, but we finally got the last take just right. I think it came out just gorgeous. Thank you. Ash, what's the deal? All the ones in red are new? Labeled new. Hey, Jodi, it's John. I want to say I love you. Happy Valentine's Day. Hey, babe, a.k.a. Grant. This is Erica. I'm just calling in to tell you how much I love you and that I couldn't live without you. And just remember, love's not kind of cool.
Love you. Hey, my nini. It's Sarah. I love you tons and tons. I'm so proud of you, and I wouldn't trade this life for anything. I love you. Happy Valentine's Day. Bye. Simply brilliant. Happy Valentine's Day to my new wife, Colleen. All right, welcome back. It's 942. Well, just in time for Valentine's Day, county health officials say that syphilis rates are rising at an alarming rate in San Diego County. Dallas forward Devin George is blocking the trade for Jason Kidd. This Valentine goes out to my brother Ricky at Calibre Collision. Happy Valentine's Day. This is Debra. I just wanted to wish you a very happy Valentine's Day and tell you that I love you and our son so much.
and that I thank you for all that you do for us. Teddy's wife. Wait, a draft. A draft on the baby. Who knew? Jay, I'd like to wish a happy Valentine's Day to my wife, Christy, and my three-year-old daughter, Jalen. Happy Valentine's Day. I love you. Bye-bye. I just met this for Jennifer. I just want to tell her how much I love her and how great she is for me. And she's just the best person in the world, and I can't wait till we're married. And I tell her to listen to the show, but she doesn't. Hopefully, if she hears this, she'll be a P1, too. And I think it's a lot, Mikey, show. This is Nita, and it's too bright. Thank you for 20 years of Happy Valentine's Day, and I look forward to 20 years more. And to Mikey and all the guys on the show, and girls, Happy Valentine's Day. You're my loved ones, too. That's cool. That's cool.
Happy Valentine's Day, Ricky. I'm so blessed to have you as a best friend. I thank God every day that you have become the man that I prayed for. I can't wait to see what God has for us in the future. No matter what it is, I will always love you. Nancy. This is for Corey Malinsky. To the sweetest girl ever, happy seventh Valentine's Day. I love you. Krista. I just wanted to wish my baby a happy Valentine's Day, Jack. This is your boo, Summer. And I just wanted to say he's the best guy I've ever met. And I hope we have a wonderful, happy Valentine's Day. Bye. Very nice. Very, very nice. We've been getting these Valentine's messages and putting them on for you. And it's very sweet. Today is Valentine's Day. And we are going to, us Mikey Show people are going to be spending time with our loved ones. We've got to get out of here on time today. Which is different for us. We don't.
We don't usually get out of the show when we're supposed to. I can't even remember the last time we did. Yeah. The show is usually over at 10, and what we do is we just stay on until we're done. Sometimes that is 10, 15, 10, 20, 10, 30, 10, 40, 10, 40. 11. 11, sometimes 4 in the afternoon. The next day. That's right. 28 hours sometimes. Don't say that. It just depends on how long we're going to be on. So the ethics panel is really upset with Larry Craig. Larry Craig says he is not gay, he has never been gay, and he does not like gay. Oh, really? And he's very outspoken. I am not gay. I never have been gay. Okay, fine. Yeah, so the ethics committee, the Senate ethics committee, you know, because he's a senator, went over his case. I'm kind of gay. I'm sometimes gay. Yes. I'm a little bit gay.
Yeah, they did not have very nice things to say. In the report, they say that his attempt to withdraw his guilty plea after his arrest was an effort to evade legal consequences of his own action. He is a gay man. His improper conduct reflected badly on the Senate. They also went on to say that he should have received... permission from the ethics panel before using campaign funds to pay for his legal bills. He spent over $200,000 worth of campaign money for legal expenses. Aye, aye, aye. Yeah. Aye, aye, aye. You ever seen a grown man naked? P1 Fox is on the line, has a question for Sky. Hey, good morning, Mikey. I got a legitimate question for Sky. Go ahead. I'm nervous. This morning I woke up and one of the girls I'm seeing, she bought me a bunch of little candies and sodas and just a bunch of cards and all that. Yeah. And so my question was, would it be a good idea if I re-gifted these gifts? Good question. Very good question. Wow. Thank you. Skye? Well, obviously not, sir.
Why not? You do it all the time. Well, that's totally different. What do you mean, Skye? I mean, this flies in the face. This is controversial. I mean, it flies in the face of... Well, because he's supposed to be in a relationship with this one girl, so he shouldn't be getting other girls' presents. I got an idea. Maybe this guy can just go back into the prize closet and grab something for... Not a bad idea at all. That's the point. You're only supposed to have one ballot time. Go back into the prize closet and you're only supposed to have something else. Don't you support recycling? Yeah. Well, I do, but I also support monogamy. P1 Art is on the line. Art, are you there? Yes, Mikey, how you doing? Good. Hey, I want to ask Skye, is she getting a Valentine's ham for Valentine's? That's a very good question, Skye. Are you getting a Valentine's ham? No, I already got my Valentine's gift and it is not a ham. Is it a toast? What about a toast? Well, there will probably be a toast at dinner this evening. Who's going to do the toast? I probably will. Who do you think is going to do the toast? Who's the toaster? Who's the toaster? The hubby already got me some beautiful gifts. What did you get? Can you share it with the class? He got me a pajamagram, which he knows I love. Some beautiful PJs. Eddie, why do you have a look on your face like, that is odd. We endorse pajamagram. And he knows that I love to live in pajamas. If I could live my life in pajamas, I would. I know you like them. I love them.
Well, I helped pick them out. Oh, my goodness. Oh, are you kidding me? You are unbelievable. This is what I want you to get for me. And then he planted me eight rose bushes so I can have roses for the rest of our lives. Oh, that's so sweet. So he got you nothing. That's very sweet. What do you mean? He got you nothing. No, he did get me. He got me eight rose bushes. He put seeds in the ground? No, he got like actual, like they're five gallon. rose bushes and he planted them for me. I love that. Wow. Really, it's gorgeous. It is. It is. And every time I have roses, I'm going to look at them and be like, that's for my love. But I will for the rest of my life. That's totally something Sky would like. So you got nothing. To have bunny blue plants or something. And he's taking me to a romantic dinner this evening. Where? Well, I don't want the place to get all crowded, so. There will be a run on reservations. I'll never get in. So it's a place where you don't have reservations already? You have to have reservations. I don't believe they take reservations. What nice restaurant doesn't take reservations? Well, I guess I can say, because there are a few locations here in the county, he's taking me to one of my favorite spots, the Outback. That's what I want. That's what I want.
You know what? He's doing her thing. That's enough. Why is that enough? That's what I want. That's what she wants. Yes, I'll take the Queen Mary. It's Victoria's Filet. And, yes, and then give me the Bloomin'. Take the Bloomin'. I'll have the Wallaby Joy salad. Yes, the Wallaby Joy. Lemon drop. That's all for now. Yes, not a lemon drop. Oh, well, actually, out back, I get the Wallaby Darn. Give me two brew sticks. What's a root stick? Give me, let's see. Sounds good. Give me a g'day mate on the side. I'll have a Joey pouch. Yes. I'll have a platypus burger. Those things aren't even on the menu. Stop it. The guy serenading us at the table. Guy walks by with a thing. Didgeridoo. Didgeridoo. Yes, I'll take the didgeridoo. Bring me a little picture. I'll take the didgeridoo arena. Yeah, I'll take a picture of didgeridoo bidgeries. And one Paul Hogan. P1 Ted, are you there? I'm here. What's up? Hey, it's P1 Ted. What's up, Ted? I told him not to do that, but... I wanted to see if you could play me some clips of Crazy Amy to complete my Valentine's Day.
Well, that would be a Sean thing. You're requesting clips of the person that Eddie's giving you the break sign. Eddie's telling me I have to break. I think we have a couple minutes left. Well, there she is. That's a person that used to stalk Eddie. Why does he want to hear that? He really hurt me. Oh, wow. That brings back pleasant memories, doesn't it? Thanks for ruining my day. Thank you for the call. Why didn't you call her? Shut up, Spencer. I can't believe that you didn't call me. You've got to go get in line now for your wallaby darn. Do I really have to break or am I good? Okay, well. Join the P1 Text Army. Text Mikey to 35253. Standard rates apply. It's the P1 Text Army. Love is in the air.
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P1 Radisson is on the line. Hi, Mikey. Hi, Radisson. I would like to offer the P1s a Valentine's Day gift by giving them a 10% discount if they come here to the hotel for a rehearsal dinner, a wedding, or a Sunday brunch throughout the rest of the year. You got that, Rizzy? 10% off? How about that, Riz? Oh, yeah. Which Radisson? We're the Radisson and Ranch Bernardo. We're actually the only Radisson left in San Diego. Oh. There you go. So what do they got to say? Just sign up. P1 or what? Yeah, they can just call me. I'm the director of catering. My name's Miranda Mason, and they can just call me here at the hotel and tell me they're a P1, and I will give them a 10% discount for anything they need. Very nice. Thank you very much. We appreciate it. Thank you. Have a happy Valentine's Day. You got it. P1 Navy wife, believe it or not, you are our last call. Bring us home. Navy wife, are you there? I say... Uh-oh. Our P1 Matt, how about you? Are you there? Matt! Matt!
Hey, I'm glad you guys took my call. I've been listening to the show all day, and it's been tough to listen to because I've been wanting to do something really nice for my girlfriend, and she's such a great girl. I was hoping to maybe make a desperate attempt and call your show and see if there's anything I could win, like a thing of flowers, play a game, so I could give to her and make her feel special. How about if we send you to dinner at the Blue Fire Grill in La Costa Resort? I'd love that, man. You got it, dude. You got it. We're making one last person happy. Hang on. Loveland Talented Missy is up next, and she's going to make you happy on Valentine's Day, too. She's got Lost and Found for you today. So all the songs you haven't heard in a long time, she may play for you. And a request or two. Be back here tomorrow on Friday, tomorrow morning at 5.30. We'll see you then. The Mikey Show's out. Love your mouth.