The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 02/21/08
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
John McCain scandalWomen's humorAshley's healthBoston Rob parodyTough love advicePhobiasBlack politiciansBarack Obama inspirationmccainobamaparodytough love
The show opened with a live press conference where Senator John McCain denied any romantic involvement with lobbyist Vicki Eisman amid New York Times allegations. Later, the crew debated gender humor, with Shawnee claiming women aren't funny while Ashley defended her own comedic talent. Ashley also opened up about a mysterious health issue involving vomiting after eating cupcakes, sparking a conversation about possible bulimia. Boston Rob revealed a new parody song about Barack Obama, explained its inspiration from a sidewalk chalk message, and the show featured Eddie's tough love advice segment, a phobia call‑in, and a heated discussion about race and politics involving Michelle's controversial views.
What happened, in order
McCain denies affair
Senator John McCain denies a romantic relationship with lobbyist Vicki Eisman and addresses the New York Times allegations during a live press conference.
Women not funny debate
Shawnee claims women aren't funny, cites his wife's failed joke attempt, and notes Ashley as one of the few funny women.
Ashley's mysterious illness
Ashley describes vomiting after eating cupcakes, suspects a flu or food intolerance, and discusses whether it might be bulimia.
Boston Rob's Obama parody
Boston Rob announces a new parody song titled 'Barack Obama' set to the tune of My Sharona.
Tough Love with Eddie
Eddie introduces the tough love advice segment where he reads listener letters and gives blunt, non‑placating advice.
Weird phobias call‑in
Host invites callers to share unusual phobias, leading to discussions about fear of pickles, penguins, hot dogs, and other odd fears.
Michelle on black politicians
Michelle argues that electing Barack Obama would make the U.S. a laughingstock, citing negative examples of black politicians.
Boston Rob's Obama inspiration
Boston Rob describes seeing 'Obama is change' chalk on an SDSU sidewalk, which inspired his support and the new parody song.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkyAshleyBoston RobShawneeJohn McCainVicki EismanJohn WeaverMarianneBarack ObamaHillary ClintonBill ClintonSean
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Yeah, yeah. All right, welcome to the show. It is the Mikey Show at 6.03. John McCain is accusing the New York Times of running a smear campaign after they ran a story about him and a female lobbyist. Shaquille O'Neal made his son's debut last night against his old team. The Lakers didn't go so well. The Lakers won 130 to 124. It's pretty interesting. John McCain is giving a press conference right now. It's breaking news. And, of course, it's 9 a.m. on the east coast and so that's what's going on but it's just happening right now we want to go to john mccain who's speaking in toledo ohio following a report of the new york times about an inappropriate relationship with a lobbyist let's listen in any questions you might have senator did you ever have any meeting with any of your staffers in which they would have intervened to ask you not to see vicky eisman or to be concerned about appearances of being too close to a lobbyist
No meeting ever occurred? No. No staffer was ever concerned about a possible romantic relationship? If they were, they didn't communicate that to me. Did you ever have such a relationship? No. Can you describe your relationship with Vicki Eisen? My friends. I've seen her on occasions, particularly at receptions and fundraisers and appearances before the committee. I have many friends in Washington who represent various interests. those who don't, and I consider her a friend. Do you feel like, in terms of your relationship with lobbyists in general, you were closer to her than with others? No. No. I have many friends who represent various interests, ranging from the firemen to the police to senior citizens to various interests, particularly before my committee, and I had meetings with hundreds of them.
various interests, and that was my job to do, to get their input. And obviously, people who represent interests are fine. That's their constitutional right. The question is, is whether do they have excess or unwarranted influence. And certainly no one ever has in my conduct of my public life and conduct of my legislative agenda. Yes, sir. John Weaver, who is one of your... You're listening to a... this is kind of brief press conference with John McCain about this big story that we'll be talking about. ...is quoted on the record saying that he had a conversation with her basically telling her to butt out. Did you not know of that conversation? Did you know why John Weaver would go on the record describing such a conversation? I did not, and I don't know anything about it. John Weaver is a friend of mine. He remains a friend of mine. But...
I certainly didn't know of anything of that nature. And do you regret flying on the... Weisman was working for this man, Paxson. Do you regret flying on his plane or writing those letters to the FCC that is part of this? Well, first of all, on riding on the airplane, that was an accepted practice. I've ridden on many airplanes. Since then, the rules have been changed. And you're looking at a live press conference with Senator John McCain campaigning in Ohio this morning, answering to allegations in a New York Times article fresh this morning about his relationship with Vicki Eisman, a lobbyist. This was back in the late 1990s and allegations that he spent a lot of time with her, went to campaign events with her and even rode on a corporate jet of one of her friends. He was very terse in denying his romantic relationship with her and said that. In his words, they are just friends. Absolutely. You saw that was the very first question of this press conference where he is addressing this New York Times article. As Marianne said, that was his first comment that neither he nor his staffers had insisted that she no longer be seen with him or follow along on the campaign trail. We'll see more of this coming up on the Today Show. You can count on that. Oh, well, good, good. You know what? Let's I tell you, we better weed it out. I'm going to say this about.
Democrat, Republican, whatever. If this story this morning was coming out about Barack Obama or about Hillary Clinton, I would be putting my head down and shaking my head and going, oh boy. And you know what I would say? I would say, I bet this comes from a really good Republican place. From a Republican who's just trying to do a good deed for his country. I'm sure that's where this is coming from. From a Republican who cares. Who just cares. And just wants you guys to know. Because he thinks it's important. Politics suck. Whether or not you believe it or you don't believe it, whatever. And I believe the same thing with Clinton. When all the stuff was going on with Lewinsky. What do I think? Do I think that that was some... Republican with something good on his mind that just really, he thought that America should know and you guys should know about this. Does that make what he did right, Clinton? No. But that, hey, listen, guess what? I don't get to, what's the right word? Adjudicate? Is that the right word? That's it. That's a big one. I don't get to, I'm not the judge of what Clinton did. I don't get to judge it.
Somebody else does. And I totally 100% get, you know, yeah, if your personal relationships, whatever. I think where it kind of gets messy on this one is the fact that she was a lobbyist for a telecommunications company. And they're saying that during that time, McCain was writing letters on their behalf and pushing legislation on their behalf to benefit them. And I guess, you know, the speculation is whether that's something he truly believed in at the time or if. the personal relationship influenced his pushing policy. And that's where it comes into terms of, do you want that as a president, if that's true or not, you know? Well, I wonder how this came about. You know what I mean? Yeah, they say that several people who were involved in his campaign during the time, you know, eight years ago, you know, gave interviews to the New York Times regarding this. They just felt like, listen, we're good Americans. Yeah. We're good Americans. We should, hey, that we all made phone calls to each other as good Americans, you know, as patriots, really. And we said, you know what? We should contact the New York Times. Or I wonder if it was like this. I wonder if it was that, as a lot of conservative pundits call it, the New York Slimes. I wonder if the New York Slimes went and said, who doesn't work for McCain anymore?
That should be easy to find out. Let's talk to them and let's see if we can get anything. Dig up the dirt. Now, I read this stuff all the time in Newsweek. I very rarely read it, very rarely read it in Newsweek about Democratic leadership. Doesn't matter who they are. Even ones like Bill Clinton. You don't see it. It might have something to do with a slant. Yeah, everybody's got their own take. A bias, so to speak. But I'm telling you, if it were up to me and I could just wave a magic wand, let's just talk about issues, can we please? Seriously, I just want to talk about issues. I want to hear what you guys want to do. I get where you're coming from, Sky. It's not missed on me, trust me. I get it. I get what you're saying. Yeah, because I don't care if you have a romantic relationship. You do too. You do. You cared about Clinton doing that. You care. You don't like it.
Well, I don't like anyone who cheats on their wife or is inappropriate in a relationship. I don't like that. But as far as making a big decision of who should be our president, the policy thing is a bigger issue to me on that. And if that is true, then yeah, that's kind of shady. I don't want somebody to be able to influence our president because they're hot and sexy or whatever. But don't you think that it's kind of a shame? I mean, if this were a man... You know, lobbyists wouldn't even be an issue. It's just ridiculous. Well, how about this? I know this is a crazy thought, too. This is, like, totally crazy. I know people are going to think that this is wild. All right. But, you know, a lobbyist's job is to try to convince politicians to do something. And so she did. Like you could say about male lobbyists, they do that, too. That's their job. And so what we're making the or what the New York Times is saying that these people are saying is that, oh, well, the reason that he did is because of a romantic thing. This is romantic that we that might not be true. It may be that she's a lobbyist and he liked her and he was lobbied by her, just like if she was a dude and he lobbied him and he liked the dude and was lobbied by the dude.
It just so happens that this woman, do you see her picture? No. She's pretty. She looks like Cindy McCain. You know, there's a lot you can do with that. I mean, it's juicy. There's juicy stuff. Hot lady. So what are you going to do? Anyway, so that's a big story. We'll talk about that. Your phone call is 570-1053. The beginning and end of every show, you can call about anything you want. You call about anything. You could talk about maybe you were into watching that Dallas-Phoenix game last night with Kobe and Shaq going at it. Maybe you're into that. Or maybe you're into this thing that we're talking about. Or anything that you want to talk about. It's totally up to you. 570-1053. Open forum. Anything you want. My name's Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 37. I think House of Blues may be my favorite venue to see a show ever. I wish that every band or everything I ever wanted to see was at House of Blues. Really? Oh, man. It's so cool. It's such an intimate setting. It's a small, intimate setting. You feel like you're really in a room as opposed to if you go to Cox Arena or the sports arena or whatever. You're not really in a room. You're in a gigantic...
And you don't really feel that way at House of Blues. It's like you're in a room. And it's so cool. The food was really good last night. We ate there. It's just a cool concert experience. And third day was like a religious experience. It was really great. That was a great concert last night. Muttons saw third day. They played in here live yesterday. I just, I cannot say enough awesome stuff about how great that concert is. It was so great. When it was over, I didn't want it to be over. They came out, they did an encore, and I didn't want it to be done. So you stayed for the whole thing? Oh, yeah, dude. Until lights came on. What time did you get home? 11.30. Wow. Oh, my gosh. For you, that's crazy late. Oh, I know. That's like the middle of the night. Yeah. That's crazy. That's like when you debate, should I even go to bed at this point because it's so late? Yeah, it was. Just stay up. Like, I was like, I have to get up in like four hours, you know? But, oh man, were they good. They were so, so, so good. And it was just a really, really great experience that I've just been replaying in my head about a million times. Neat.
Eddie is our producer. He's our sports guy. He is 34 years old. Anything new going on, Eddie? You know, it was kind of interesting yesterday. I kind of felt like an addict that fell off the wagon. Yeah. Because I hadn't played my video game since last Thursday. And yesterday was the first time I had a chance to sit down and play it. And then as soon as I started playing, I'm like, oh, man, this is what it's all about right here. Now, where are you in the game? How far do you have to go? I don't know because it just keeps going. I know I got two more major parts that I got to get through. So I don't know how long that takes. Now, was there any guilt involved? Or was it just all pure, like, joy? Oh, it was just pure joy. Pure joy. Okay. Because sometimes there's guilt, you know, when the addict goes back to... No, not at all. Now I'm back. I can't wait to, you know, get... Assassin's Creed, right? Yep. So Skye is our news girl. She's 30. And Skye has curly hair. That's true. Skye, anything new?
No, just, you know, took a nice long nap yesterday, some good weather for that. And then I was just really upset all night that I couldn't see the lunar eclipse. Did you try? Like, that's what I spent my whole night doing. Eddie said 99% chance you would forget. I said 90% chance. No, no. I was all about it. And my husband was even telling me from the time that I, you know, got home, babe, you're not going to be able to see it. It's going to be too overcast. They're predicting it's going to be too overcast. I'm like, I don't care. I would go to like every window in the house. I went outside, you know. And then I'd see like a break in the clouds and hope it would move to the right. No, didn't see anything. And I was really upset. That kind of blows. Yeah, that was about it. So I guess I have to wait until 2010. Try again. That's how long the wait's going to be, huh? For a total lunar eclipse, yeah. There you go. Shawnee, oh boy. He is 37 years old. He's got a birthday coming up not too far away. Okay. And Shawnee does sound effects for us. Shawnee, what can you tell us about you? You know, I realized last night, I mean, everybody knows this, but women are not funny, dude. What are you saying? Honest to God, like, Ashley's one of the few women that, you know, actually makes me laugh. The rest of them, they just suck, man. What about it?
What about Ellen, dude? Are you forgetting about Ellen? No, I'm including Ellen. Wow. You don't get it. They're just not funny, man. They think the dumbest things are funny. Give me an example. Well, the example, I hate to say it, but the example last night was my wife. Oh, no. Oh, wow. And, you know, she tries really hard, you know. What did she do? I don't want to give all the details. Come on. Give me something. What did she what would she think that was so funny that you were not buying? Well, she was last night. I was I was writing for the show and was having some trouble getting started. And so she was throwing some ideas out and they're just not awesome.
They weren't the high-quality caliber fart jokes. Nah. Well, we do find those funny. That's right. I'm just saying. Well, she doesn't get fart jokes just like the rest of you, so I think that says a lot. Maybe it's not that we're not funny. We just have a different sense of humor. Yeah. I would say not funny. Yeah, I agree. Whatever. Women find things like the differences between dogs and cats. They like that. That's something that they find pretty funny. Ashley is one of the only funny women alive, and she is sitting across from me right now. She's 24 years of age. Ashley, what's new in your life? Nothing, really. Uh-oh. Oh, no. That means something. Something's going on. That, to me, just said there's a lot going on in my life, guys, but I ain't talking about it here in a public forum. It's not going to do it. Now she's thinking about it. Now she's considering it. I see it. She's tapping her chin. She's got a smile. Her eyes are saying, should I? I don't know. Well, I don't want you guys to think I'm anorexic or bulimic. Oh, wow. Why don't you tell us? I'm having a lot of problems like eating. What do you mean?
Like when I eat, I like have to throw up, but it's not like forced. Oh, that's not bulimic at all. Yeah, I don't know what about that sounds bulimic. Why does that sound bulimic? Yeah. I mean, other than the fact that what you just said by definition is bulimia. Yeah, right? But other than that, I don't know. Well, I just looked it up and that's what it said. Yeah. And there's a picture of Ashley just saying it. It's a video, Ashley. It's her ralping. Yeah, on YouTube that just went up of her just saying that. Bulimia. like I had the flu for five days and like all I ate was like soup and crackers you know like because I couldn't hold anything else down and then yesterday I made cupcakes, you know, because I, like, hadn't had anything sweet for five days. I was dying. And all I ate was two cupcakes. Like, normally I would have, like, five, right? Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Well, you know my sweets. Like, I love sweets. And normally you would have five, you said? Wow. Isn't everybody? Like, cookies, like, I'll eat, like, five. So I ate two cupcakes when they first came out of the oven because I got to, like, taste and make sure they're good. And so I had two, like, whatever.
And then about a half hour went by, and then I was so nauseous that I had to, like, lie down on my couch in the fetal position for, like, three hours. I think that you might consider that you've just gotten over the flu, Ash. You know, I mean, you still might have the flu, you know. So, I mean, that could be part of it, you know, that you're sick. You're a little bit sick. But this isn't the first time that's happened. I know. You've been sick. Prior to getting the flu, was this going on? Yeah. This has been happening for a while, but it happened yesterday like worse than it ever has. Mike, step in. Well, it sounds like she's got some sort of a medical issue. So I don't know what's wrong. They want to go to the doctor. Yeah. That's the normal. Yeah, you might want to check that out. You know, when your body rejects nourishment, there's usually a reason. It's not nourishment. It's not nourishment. It's only when I eat fattening or like greasy food, like I will feel sick. Well, yeah. I've heard people say that when they eat really healthy food consistently for a long time, their body doesn't really like the bad stuff. And it's also like those people on Survivor because yes, you're eating healthy, but you're eating a very small amount of food, you know, just from what we see around here. So it's like if you're not eating much and then you throw a cupcake in the mix, your body's going to be like overload.
Am I blind to a problem? I don't know. I think it's too early to tell. Because I talked to her, and she tells me she eats a lot. Honestly. There's signs. There's signs of a problem. I ask her, though, because I worry about her, so I ask her. Well, I'm not at the worry point yet, like with Rob. I say to her, hey, so what's going on? You're real, real skinny. And she rattles off all this stuff that she eats. I already had oatmeal today. A lot of it's healthy. It sounds healthy. I eat super healthy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Super healthy. Why do you lie, liar? No, but if she exercises, it sounds like she's doing good. Yeah. But if your body is, if you're just throwing up, I think you should go see a doctor. Where I'll feel like Mexican food and like I can't eat it anymore. I can't eat Mexican food. It makes me feel sick. There you go. It sucks. Boston Rob is a singer-songwriter. Wow. He's a singer-songwriter. He writes parody songs for the Mikey Show, and we're going to drop a new Boston Rob song today. Oh, my gosh. It's a good one. It's another song about Barack Obama. Another one. Yeah, it's to the tune of My Sharona. My Sharona. So that's good. We'll get you to sing some backup vocals. There you go.
So, Boston Rob also screens phone calls for us. Anything new happening with you? Not too much. It's been a rough morning, though. Why? I got a phone call from my buddy this morning, a real close buddy of mine. Eddie knows him, and his mother passed away in her sleep. When? Last night? Yeah. Hey, if you pray, lift up his buddy that he's going to get through with grief, because grief sucks. And he's back east, so I told him, you know, this weekend I think I might be having to help him out. Yeah, yeah. Whatever out here. Yeah. So, I mean, I'm waiting for him to call me after the show, but just like a trip, because I just... I just highlighted this thing this morning that I'm going to send to you. Send me an email. Write me an email and say, hey, send me that thing. Okay. That's all you have to say, and I'll remember it. I got to write that down, because I won't remember it. Yeah, and then you can read it to him. Uh... So, I mean, yeah, that's how my morning started. That was like first thing this morning. I was just like, whoa, because I just saw, she was 51, you know. I just saw her Thanksgiving. She came over with my, her and my mom were good friends. So, tripping out, man. And have you guys ever heard this thing that death comes in threes? Yeah. I've heard that bad things come in threes. I don't know specifically, maybe you have heard that death comes in threes. Yeah, yeah, I have. It's more of a celebrity thing. Yeah, yeah. Celebrity death.
Celebrity deaths come in threes, but I think sometimes I've noticed a pattern that bad stuff can happen in threes, you know? Yeah, yeah, because it's been a weird thing in my life. I've always heard that, and then when I know someone that passes away, I'll hear of two more after. I will, too. So whenever I hear something like this, I just brace myself, and it's kind of tripping me out. It's going to be a rough weekend, but, you know, it's just, I'm concerned for him because he's already lost his father. He's my age, you know, and he's got two kids, and I'm just like, whoa. Well, yeah, I want to talk to you after. Yeah. Zeth is 22, and he is the youngest member of the Mikey Show. He's here. He's in the house tonight. Sure he is. He's all six foot four of him or whatever it is. Six foot three. He's a tall guy. He's very tall. He's a handsome guy. Anything new on the love life front? Still playing the field. If you want to call it that, yes. He's more sitting in the dugout, but he's waiting for a game to start. As soon as the game starts, he's game to go out there and play. Oh, come on, Charlie Brown. He won. Paparazzi is on the line. Uh-oh. Eddie just said, what do you want me to do now? Eddie just had to look like, well, what do I do now? Have a bad day already.
P1 Brad, better known as Paparazzi, used to go to our personal appearances, take a lot of pictures, so we nicknamed him Paparazzi. What's going on, Paparazzi? The McCain thing is kind of driving me nuts. They're talking about his girlfriend or possibly being involved with somebody and having her potentially manipulate his decisions on passing different things. Would Dave B bring this up if he ended up marrying her? I mean, Hillary Clinton could have just as easily manipulated Bill to change things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I think that they would. But the deal is that a lobbyist's job is to lobby something and to try to get you to enact some sort of legislation. Now, here's the deal. If John McCain is guilty of what the New York Times is convicting him of, then obviously I think that everybody's not down. And it does have to do with policy. I'll agree with Sky. It has to do with policy. But, you know, let's maybe kind of just see what happens. We'll see what happens. I'm kind of thinking Hillary's been, you know, been involved in the government stuff before Bill ever made presidency. So I'm thinking that she could have said, well, hey, you know, if you change this, it'll help me out in my government division that I'm working in. Let's call politics.
And it actually, I think, happens all the time in a lot of different forms. And if we are to think that John McCain is, wow, this John McCain, I can't believe that he may have been like passing some sort of legislation because he had a relationship with somebody. Wow. I bet that's never happened in the history of the United States of America or any country for that matter. And I'm not saying it's right. I'm just saying. I'm rolling my eyes about the whole thing. Give me a break with it already. And I don't think you can compare Hillary because this woman's a lobbyist. Her job is to influence policy to benefit big business, her big business that she's working for. You know, I look at Hillary like if she's talking to Bill, she's talking about, you know, getting money for education. She, you know, it's not a big business. Bottom line is not her agenda. Whereas with a lobbyist, it is. Hey, paparazzi. Yeah. Who are you voting for? Honestly, I haven't really chosen anybody. I didn't sign up for the polls for this year. There you go. All right. Well, thank you very much. That's P1 Paparazzi. Thank you, Brad. It's called registering. P1 Third Day is on the line. What's up? What's up, dude? Dude, I am beat. Yeah, I'm tired, too. Oh, man, but that show rocked, man. I want to call on thank you and thank everyone at the show. We had an awesome time at the live appearance yesterday morning. Oh, cool, man.
Well, that's awesome, and there's pictures up of it if you go to... Hey, can you put a keyword for it, Seth? Can you put keyword... Can you put two words as a keyword? Can you put third day? I can try, yeah. You can do that. You can do that? Yeah. Yeah, keyword third day will take you to the pictures the third day in the studio yesterday. Yeah, I checked those out. I'm prominently featured in many of those pictures. Thank you very much. There you go. Very nice. You're famous. Thanks, dude. Awesome! P1YAM is on the phone. Okay. Good morning. Hello, Yam. I'm doing good. Actually, I know how much you and Eddie love the Food Network, and I found a show that Sky might be able to get into. What is it? Called Ham on the Street. That's a great show, Ham on the Street. That's a great show, Ham on the Street. Well, the only problem is that ham is not prominently featured in the show. That's a problem. False advertising. Yeah, it's false advertising. She'd be like, I don't see any ham. Where is all of this ham? A street made of ham? This is dumb. What is it, my driveway? Thank you for the call.
That ham's good. I bet. It sounds good. Sounds delicious. I mean, for goodness sake, get that stuff down first. Mikey Show, hello. How are you doing? Good. Hey, I want to say I think they let Ashley off a little easy. They busted your balls for a good hour when you would need a cupcake. Oh, he's talking to me. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is true. Yeah. But she did eat the cupcakes. Yeah, see, Ashley's not refusing to eat things. Yeah, but then she threw it up. I ate two and I didn't throw up. Yeah, well. I felt like I was going to throw up, so I lied down in the fetal position for two hours until the nausea went away. Whoa. Wow. Listen, you don't know what, bro. I didn't throw up. Like, listen. Actually, it's all right. It's all right. Before you come attack me. Ketchup. Ketchup. Safe word. Palomino. Calm down, you hothead. You're a hothead over there, man. For goodness sake. My goodness. Wow. Damn it! On the show today, we're going to do something that you may or may not be familiar with. It's called Tough Love with Eddie. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God.
It is good. Sky's favorite feature. She talks about it all the time. She does. She's got a shirt on right now that says, I heart tough love. It's a nice shirt, Sky. I don't know where you got that, but it's good. It is good. Also, on the show today, we are going to be talking about the little things that your spouse does. I don't care if you've got a boyfriend or girlfriend or a husband or a wife. As a matter of fact, it'd be really great to be thinking about Boston Rob in this situation because he's going to be getting married soon. Those little things that the person that you're with did that were very cute before you got married, and now that you're married, we want you to take a little inventory of, hey, is that still adorable? No. Is it still adorable? And I would love to talk to Rob and find out what are those things that are so cute, that are so cute. And then maybe we can mark down the day, February 21st, 2008. And then maybe we can have the conversation one more time, February 21st, 2013. And see how adorable they are.
But it's the beauty of marriage, so we'll be talking about that. And also, Boston Rob is going to be dropping his brand new parody song. And it is called Barack Obama. Well said. And it's to the tune of My Sharona. Dane Cook in the stand-up spotlight. The Mikey Show stand-up spotlight. 105.3. Fire. Has anybody here ever been fully engulfed in fire? It's got to be so hot. It's a worse feeling when you burn yourself, too. Even a little tiny, you know, sometimes you're making some soup or some oodles and oodles or something. And, you know, you touch the side of the pot. Oh, whoa! That little thing. You can't take a shower for, like, three weeks. You've got to, like, hold your hand out because the steam makes you angry. Try to bring your hand in. Ooh! I hate steam. We're inventing steam sucks. The Mikey Show. Oh, yes! Looking for a great new car?
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105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Center. That's looking at a great-looking ride out here this morning. Just some volume developing out of Escondido in the South 15 from Auto Parkway off and on to Via Rancho Parkway. East County is looking fine. The South Bay traffic a little bit slow on the 505 northbound up through National City. Not too serious quite yet. Border weight, though, at least an hour and a half at San Isidro, but an hour no time ASAP. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Is this Rebecca? Yes, it is. I understand that you went to Sleep Train. Yes, I did. What happened? Well, my husband and I went back last May. We just got married, so we bought our new mattress. We got a really good deal on it. They threw in free sheets and pillows because we said we heard about it through you. And they also gave us the free mattress protector, so it was really cool. And I referred my mom to go there because she is buying a bed for my grandmother just this last week. And she went to the Curdie Mesa store. And they actually beat the price on a Costco mattress. The Sleep Train was selling it for, I think, around $1,000. And then the Costco price was like $500-something. So they beat that, which is awesome. They just won Best Mattress Store. And there's a reason for it. They're really good. The prices are great. And if you're getting one of these good name brand mattresses, or no matter what you're looking for, they're great. How is that mattress in terms of being comfortable?
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Both of those guys in that band hate paparazzi. They've always said they hate paparazzi. I hate paparazzi, too. It was either going to be them or Winger, dude. The police or Winger were going to come down on the paparazzi eventually, and I'm glad they did. Yeah, Kip Winger, dude. That's right. The Los Angeles. Yeah, dude, the Orleans hate the paparazzi. Dude, that's what that song, Dance With Me, is even all about, bro. It's ironic, the dance they do with the paparazzi. Paparazzi. Exactly. Like, dance with me. Don't take my picture no more. Can't you see? Don't like those flashbulbs in my face this morning. They're so annoying. Wow. So, Sky's breaking the story. The band The Police has apparently come down on a paparazzi. Great story, Sky. That's what I said, yes. Well done. Let's see. Just want to let you know. You can, in fact, vote on your favorite video on M-Tube. You can do it right now by going to the website. It is MikeyShow.com. And in the keyword, type in the word finals, and you can do it. And don't forget, we are doing our show on location one week from today. One week from today, we will be at K1 Racing in Carlsbad so that Eddie and Boston Rob can get it on!
I wonder if Rob's going to wear, like, a flame retardant suit or anything like that. Because I'm going to put you in the wall, just so you know. That's all right. Bring it. Do they make them that small, though? Oh, yeah. They've got a little baby pajama thing. Well, they have some they've put on, like, Barbie dolls, like little race car drunk guys. It might be a little loose. Might look a little baggy, but we'll try it out. So, yeah, that's going to be a fun time. And, you know, from what I understand, they're racing for pinks. And so that should be nice. Welcome back to the show. Our phone number here is 570-1053. You can call us at the beginning and end of every show. It's an open forum. You can call us right now if you want to. Some very interesting stuff in the news today. And this is kind of good, too. Apparently there was this guy. His name is...
kirk watson he's a texas state senator he was appearing on msnbc and uh during this appearance on msnbc he was unable to list a single accomplishment from barack obama and he is the old obama supporter he is a supporter oh good and uh so cut 43 you're a big uh barack supporter right senator I am, yes I am. Well, name some of his legislative accomplishments. No, Senator, I want you to name some of Barack Obama's legislative accomplishments tonight if you can. Well, you know, what I will talk about is more about what he's offering to the American people. No, no, what is he accomplished, sir? You have to give me his accomplishments. You've supported him for president. You're on national television. Name his legislative accomplishments, Barack Obama, sir. Well, I'm not going to be able to name you specific items of legislative policy. Can you name anything he's accomplished as a congressman? I'm not going to be able to do that tonight. Well, that's a problem, isn't it? Well, no, I don't think it is. I think one of the things that Senator Obama does is he inspires. Exactly. He's able to lay out solutions. Chris, I think that is. He's able to lay out solutions. Mm-hmm.
Congresswoman, you have a thought. Absolutely. And I think that's the point that we're making in the Hillary Clinton campaign, that Senator Clinton has a record of accomplishments and solutions based on her experience and time in public office. And she's offering solutions, not just inspiration. Not even the person that's here to speak on behalf of Barack Obama can list his legislative accomplishments. I feel so bad for that guy. I don't think that this is going to come as any surprise to you guys, but at a rally later, Hillary brought this up. She's the worst. At 45. This is becoming more apparent every day. My good friend, Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones from Ohio, represented me on one of the TV programs in the last day or two. Some of you may have seen her. And she was on against someone representing my opponent. And for the first time, actually, the host asked the representative, my opponent, to name one accomplishment. That is all we're asking to compare our records. We're asking to compare our years of service. We're asking to compare our ideas, our solutions.
Has Hillary only been a senator for like a cup of coffee? What is her accomplishments? Oh, man, right? That is some... Brutal. That is some slinging right there. Well, I'll tell you what. Barack may have my vote based on who endorsed him yesterday. Uh-oh. Ladies and gentlemen, the great Emmett Smith cut 46. Well, then. I was placed in the city of Dallas. Not only to play for the team that I've always played for, which is the Dallas Cowboys. You played for the Cardinals two years. Not only to win three Super Bowls. Not only to win the Cardinals. I was placed here for this moment right now. Two years. And this moment means so much to me because now. We're not going to lie with this. Go back. You vote for Barack Obama. Not only.
I'm setting you off the hook. You played for the Cards. You played for the Cardinals. Don't try to gloss over it. And Senator McCain's home state of Arizona. That's right, bro. Come on. What about that? Yeah, talk about the Cardinals. That is phenomenal. Emmett Smith, he's a man. Supports Barack Obama. Rack him. Well, there it is. In a little... I'm not going to play this for you now, but I also have audio of Chris Matthews, who is interviewing that guy, Kirk Watson, the senator from Texas. Which, by the way, if you're asking yourself, well, tell me about this Chris Matthews. Does he have some sort of a Republican thing going on or something like that? No. Because let me tell you, this guy went after Mike Huckabee. I watched the deal of this guy, Chris Matthews, going after Mike Huckabee. He plays hardball. Yes, he does. He lights them both up. I think he takes a great deal of enjoyment from it. If you ever see Chris Matthews, he really enjoys it. He decides, I'm not going to let Kirk Watson off the hook. I'm going to ask him again. We'll get to it. We'll save it for later. You've got to have some leftovers or something. You've got to put something aside. Wrap up that dessert and we'll have it later on. Here in San Diego,
Well, what we're talking about is apparently because of this thing that happened at the schools where the shooting happened. And you're going to have to forgive me today. I'm a little space brainy. I got a couple of hours sleep and so I'm going to be a little bit space brainy today. But the deal is that some kids are saying we should have the right to carry weapons at college campuses. There's a group that wants... kids to be able to carry weapons as long as they have a license for it and all that stuff right sky yeah it's a nationwide organization um called students for concealed carry on campus and they're actually doing this little protest right now where they're wearing their empty gun holsters around campus as like a sign of like, hey, you know, because they believe that, you know, they're licensed, they're trained to carry these weapons, and if they have their weapon on them at school and somebody opens fire, a crazy person, that they could put a stop to it. Cut 51. In the rare event that something bad happened, such as the Virginia Tech Massacre or Ruby's Cafe, we would be able to protect ourselves.
And apparently there's a lot of kids, obviously, that disagree with this. So here's a montage of SDSU students saying, I disagree. Cut 52. If everyone was carrying guns like that, it would be really scary. Many SDSU students disagree. Say they did get a bad grade on exam. I mean, then they could just pull out the weapon and take it out on everybody else. Even in just typical day situations, somebody got in a fight. have a weapon right there ready, you know. It is a First Amendment right to be able to have weapons and protect yourself. You know, there's rules. You can't carry them on campus. Yeah, you can't. I say no, no thank you on that idea. The sky is against it. Well, yeah, because I mean, because it's totally obviously chaos when a school shooting is going on and we're going to trust this guy to have an accurate shot and take out the shooter when people are running and screaming all around him. I'd rather have a, you know, I'd rather have him take a shot at the guy than
The guy, you know, squeezed off a couple more rounds. Oh, so you'd be for that. I don't know, Sky. I'm half asleep, dude. I'll ask you. Be honest, though. Take a nap. I'll call you later today. Seriously, right? We'll talk about it. So, Eddie, what happened with Shaq playing Kobe? Oh, yeah. The Shaquille O'Neal sons played the Kobe Bryant Lakers. Oh, wait. They renamed the teams, I think. Well, they should. Oh, yeah. What happened? Shaq did pretty good. He scored 15 points, you know, leading the Suns. But Kobe did a little bit better. He scored 41 points. That's impossible. How did he score 41 points? 41 points, and the Lakers won 130 to 124. Wow. Wait a second, Eddie. So you're saying, so what you're telling me right now is that without Kobe Bryant, the Lakers lost the game 89 to 124? Is that right? If he scored 41 points without Kobe Bryant, they lose the game. Oh, well, yeah. Yeah. 89. 124 to 89. Because he scored 41 of those points. That's crazy. Well, that's crazy. That's crazy. He really scores a lot of points. That's the Los Angeles Kobes. I mean. Yeah. They're pretty good. They're pretty good. Let's see. We got a lot of stuff coming up for you that I want to get to.
When we come back, why don't we do something? And why don't we get you lined up for this right now? I think we should. We do something on the show called Tone Deaf Karaoke. That's right. This is where we play clips of Ashley singing. And you try to figure out what she's singing. We'll do that next. Homes that have AT&T's U-verse TV have discovered a problem. I'm trying to watch the game down here. Well, I'm trying to watch my movie up here. Seems they can't watch HD programming on more than one TV at a time. My game. My movie. In other words, when one TV set gets an HD signal. Game, game, game. The others don't. Movie, movie, movie. But with Time Warner Cable's digital service and advanced fiber network, you can enjoy HD programming in as many rooms as you want. My game. Time Warner Cable is the home of free HD programming.
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to a 12-month tour. And then before you know it, it'd be like Gilligan's Island. It'll be a three-hour tour. Wow. Who said that? General Grievous? No, no, no, Eddie. That's not General Grievous. It's on Star Wars. This is General Petraeus. It's an actual general. General Grievous is, you know, it's a... I thought that was weird. I thought that was weird. Yeah. April. Imagine. Eddie! The show continues. Rock 105.3. It's 7 a.m. already. Less than an hour ago, a 6.3 magnitude earthquake hit northeast Nevada. Jason Kidd made his Dallas debut, but loses as well to New Orleans 104 to 93. I say we do this then. Let's just dive right on in. Yeah, I've got my swim cap on. Don't death, don't death karaoke. Sounds like Ashley is choking. Retard. I swear I'm not joking. Hi.
Yeah, tone-deaf karaoke. It is fun. Ashley, who you know probably a lot better from American Idol. Well, she should be in the top 24 right now. That's right. Performing last night. Ashley was featured on American Idol earlier in the season. She sadly did not make it to Hollywood. They didn't get it. Sorry, guys. I tried my best. Ashley is a singer, as you know, and so what we do is we have you call in, listen to little clips of her singing, and then try to tell us, what is it she's singing? If you can, you win a prize. Should be easy. Yeah, yeah, of course. What is the prize that we have today? How about a DVD prize pack? Oh, I love those. You like that idea? I think that's good. Up next is P1's Zan. Hi. Hi, Zan. How are you?
Hey, Mikey. Now, what is Zan? What is that short for? Or is that just Zan? No, it's Suzanne. Suzanne. There it is. But everybody calls you Zan. Cute. That's cool. What do you do, Zan? I'm a freelance animator. A freelance animator? Do you do video games? I have done a few, but nothing that's come to the market. Like, what do you do most of the time? Well, my daytime job, I work for accounting. Tonight I do my freelance. There you go. There you go. You're awesome. All right, Zan. Hopefully you're awesome when it comes to figuring out what this song is. I would like you to listen to the entire song if you can and then just give me the title or the artist to win, okay? Okay. Here we go. I'm pretty lost on that one. I don't have a clue. Pretty lost on that one. P1, Zan, do you know who that was or what that song was? I have no idea. But I sound like...
It sounded good, right? Oh, delicious. Well, I think it's that flu. I was going to say, I think I know why she's throwing up. That was Ashley. I think everybody else is there, too. Ashley Simpson is who that was. Whoa, come on. I'm telling you the truth. That was Ashley Simpson. And my vocals. It's spot on. A couple pitch problems. Sometimes the imperfections are what makes it unique. Well. Thank you, Mike. That's so true. That was Paces of May. That was super unique. Should have lip synced. Up next is P1 Recon. Are you there? Yes, I am. All right, Recon, you know how the game works, right? Let the whole clip play, will you? Okay. I'm not joking with you. Don't threaten. Hey, you're tired today. Don't take it out. I'm not messing around with you. Okay. Hey, Recon. Recon, I've been having fun asking people about themselves. It's kind of fun to learn about people. What do you do?
I work with infants and toddlers for the school district. Nice. What kind of stuff do you do with them? Just kind of developmental stuff. Just reading, take assessments of their development. They're probably cute. Shop stuff, Mike, you know, make a sweater. Yeah, do you have make sweaters and stuff like that for Kathy Lee Gifford? No, not that. I bet they're real cute, right? Yeah, they are. There you go. All right, I'm going to play a clip for you, okay, of one of our own infants, and I'm going to have you listen to it. And then when the clip is done, all I need you to tell me is what the song is or who sings that song in order to win. Are you ready? Yeah. This is for a DVD prize pack. Here we go. Save that forever. Oh, my God. Ashley, please put that in the wall with all of the others. What was that? That one's... Listen, that's ruffle fries right there. That's delicious. P1, can you give me title or artist on that artwork? You know, I pride myself in being able to understand, you know, baby talk, but no. I'm going to be honest with you, Recon. I'd be lying if I said it's too bad. I'm actually happy you didn't get it because that means we're going to hear it again. P1, cool kid. Cool kid, are you there? I'm here. All right.
I do not want you to tell us, do not interrupt this clip. Let us all enjoy it one more time. And then I need you to give me title or artist in order to win. What song is Ashley singing here? Get out of the gate. Oh, wow. Oh, I killed that. P1 Cool, you sure did. P1 Cool Kid, title or artist to win? I don't know. Are you kidding me? This is one we've ever done. That was Billy Idol, man. So similar. Very similar. Carbon copy. When it comes up.
She had the lip curl, the fist pump. That's right. Nice. Great. I like it. I like that song. Good job. P1 Ponce. Ponce, we are 0 for 2. We haven't had a winner yet, so you may be it. I'm going to try hard. All right. Here's your clip. All right. P1 Ponce, I dare you to get that. I think my ears are bleeding, so I need to not guess. I need to go clean up my ears. All right. Fair enough. Thank you very much. I think that sounded good, too. P1 Squirrely, are you there? All right, Squirrely, I'm going to play you the same clip, okay? Okay. Try to tell me what this is. Squirrely, what was that? Sorry, Mikey, I don't know this. It's Jane Addiction. Addiction. It is not the best version. Mine is. I think that my problem...
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Sky, Austin Robb, and Ashley. I'm not that great anyways. The Mikey Show's on. 105.3. The show at 7.15. A California court yesterday denied O.J. Simpson's claim that he shouldn't have to pay the wrongful death judgment because he now lives in Florida. Tiger Woods had to make a stunning comeback to win in the first round of the Accenture Match Play Championship. Welcome back to the show. It is... It's going to be a doozy today. We've got a ton of stuff coming up for you. I want to remind you that one week from today, folks, we are going to be broadcasting live from K1 Racing in Carlsbad because Eddie and B-Rob are going to be taking each other on in another Eddie B-Rob challenge. They do these challenges all the time.
And B-Rob has only won one time out of 454 contests. That's so right. That is an accurate number. And so they're going to be competing in those little go-karts and stuff. And so it's going to be one week from today. The whole show will be broadcasting out there. And we're going to invite P1s to come out and hang with us in Carlsbad at K1 Racing the day that we broadcast. Come watch. Come be a part of it. Field trip. Yeah, it's going to be cool. I'm feeling a little bit more confident. Yeah, you are. I was thinking about it and I'm like. Well, Rob's stupid and not very good at stuff. So, like that right there, it gives me an advantage. Oh, I don't think about that. Yeah, like if you really think about it, you're like, oh yeah, it's like Rob. You can beat him in anything. I'll smoke you. For those of you that think that maybe... That's right. For those of you that think that maybe that was a little harsh, what you're not realizing, and that it's called something. A little warm-up, a little appetizer? It's called tough love. Four chefs laughing their heads off. Tough Love with Eddie is a segment where what we do is we read the letters that you write in to Eddie and he will give you a little bit of advice. And it's going to be tough love. It's not going to be placating you. It's going to tell it like it is. Our first letter reads, Dear Eddie, I wanted to get your advice on my boyfriend. He is so... He never wants to do anything. We sit at home and watch TV every night. I'm 25.
I want to party. I leave him at home and go out with my friends on the weekends. He says it's because he doesn't have any money, but I think he's just lazy. I wish that he would live it up a little. Any advice that you can give would be fantastic. Thanks. Signed P1 Keisha in PB. Dear, there will be dud. He sounds like a real winner. Are you sure you need help? Because, I mean, a guy who doesn't want to do anything and has no money, I mean, priceless to me. I can see why you hitched your wagon to this winner. That's right. Now, who's really the bigger loser here? Him for watching Project One Ray marathons every Sunday, or you for staying with him? Good point. That is true. What's the point of having a boyfriend anyway? I know you're hooking up with dudes every weekend in PB. Oh! We all know it. We all know it. I'm just going to say it. We all know. I'm just the only one that says it. So instead of feeling bad, trying to figure out a good excuse after you're doing the walk of shame down Ingram at 630 in the morning, as you squint as the sun rises and your shirt's on backwards. How about try this? Break up with the guy. I don't know.
Either that or get ready for another great episode of How I Met Your Mother. I like it. She doesn't like that, though. Our next letter reads. I don't agree. Sky, you finally get it. Sometimes you've got to move out of the bar scene. You're 25 years old. That's right. Maybe she needs to examine herself a little, Eddie. I like it, Sky. You're so mean. Tough love it is, tough love. At the end of this segment, you guys should say in unison, you're welcome, San Diego. No, I will not. Our next letter reads, hi, Eddie. Hi. I am 18 years old and I'm graduating this year from high school. My parents promised me as a graduation present, breast implants. Oh. What? All I had to do was maintain a 3.0 GPA or higher, which I did.
Now that graduation is this year, they're starting to change their tune, and it sounds like they're not going to get me the implants. Eddie, I am 5'9", and I am only a 34B. I really need them. What can I say to change their minds? Sincerely, P1 Tiffany from Poway. Oh, Poway. Eddie? Dear girls just want to have jugs. Yeah. Finally, a girl with a healthy body image. I applaud anyone who pursues their dreams. Oh, wait a second. And I got to tell you, it breaks my heart to hear that any young woman is held hostage by some 34Bs. Hi, broadside.
Is it fair? And I don't understand how nature can be so cruel to someone so young. And I'm sure Skye would agree with me when I say, stick to your guns. Get those implants, right, Skye? I mean, realistically, what's going to last longer? Your education or those implants? Skye agrees with you, Eddie. I know she does. I know she does. Of course. And like I said, you know, what's going to last longer? Her education or those implants? When you're an old and senile, where's that education going to be? Nowhere. That's where. But those implants are going to be right where they should be. Making the orderlies fight over who's going to change your bedpan. Wow. It takes a strong woman to do what's best for her future. And if you think about it, what's going to get you farther up the corporate ladder? Oh, no. A PhD or some double D's. Guys, I think we know the answer. Glad I could help. I didn't like that one. Well, it wasn't for you. Well, here is our final letter to Eddie. Hopefully this one is, Eddie. Bring it home. This one says, Dear Eddie, I heard you guys talking about politics the other day, and you don't know what you guys are talking about.
talking about. Oh, here we go. I work at a very well-off doctor's office and I know what's up. I'm just sick of hearing about McCain this and McCain that. He's old. My mom said that Obama would bring home soldiers in Iraq within 90 days. Why are we even there? Also, that he would draw up plans to bring home our tropes. His first 90 days. Trope? What do you mean? Do you mean troops? I'm just telling you that it says T-R-O-P-E-S. That spells tropes. That's not troops. Way off. So, again, also that he would draw up plans to bring home our tropes his first 90 days. Ballsy enough, the next sentence is... No. What is wrong with you? Oh.
It's like you believe what you want to believe. It's like you are completely blind. Signed P1 Mark in Oceanside. Okay. Eddie? Dear Barack and Mama. Oh, so your mommy told you that Barack Obama... I don't like this tone. He's gonna... I don't like the tone. Really? Well, first of all, Mommy Mark... That's my new name for you, Mommy Mark. Anyway, Mommy Mark, your mom needs to actually check the facts. It's actually Hillary who says the 90 days. Dumb stuff your mommy can't even get right. Barack says 16 months. But in your mom's defense, that's also stupid. Okay.
and just being said to get your mommy's vote. And even though you work at a well-off doctor's office, you still go off to mommy for your political thoughts, which tells me you're eight. And in California, that's not a legal age to vote, buddy. Oh, no. And if you guys lived in North Carolina where that two-time loser John Edwards is from... John Edwards has nothing to do with... That may fly there, buddy. He's a gentleman and you need to leave him alone. It's a real state, California. Whatever. Anyway. About McCain, he's smart, unlike you, Mommy Mark, who misspelled the word troops. Does Mommy spell it that way? Get out of here, guy, you loser.
Can you hear it coming up Pennsylvania Avenue? No, Mike, I don't. It's the sound of healing. Ready, Scott? No. You guys believe in the same things. We say it together. I will not. I won't. You're welcome, San Diego. I sound like whining little kids. This is the Mikey Show. What's better than 0% APR financing for 60 months on all 2008 F-Series and Rangers? 0% APR financing for 60 months plus a deep Drew value discounted price. That's what. And Drew Ford has hundreds of trucks in stock. Shop Drew Ford online at DrewFord.com or shop at the store where the I-8 and the 125 meet in La Mesa. Special APR financing in lieu of rebates on approved credit. Excludes Harley-Davidson models. 16.67 per thousand. Finance 0-30% down. Offer expires 2-2908. Kevin? Yeah, Mom? I've heard they might start drug testing in your school, so I need to ask. Have you ever done... No.
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Oh, yeah. And I pay every other month instead of monthly now. Oh, that's rad. Yeah, I'm so excited and so stoked. I'm so scared. Congratulations, Vanessa. Thank you so much. All right, we'll see you. Okay, bye. 1-800-777-4AIS. 1-800-777-4247. You'll be just like Vanessa. You'll be paying less than more. Welcome back. to the Mikey Show. It is 7.31. There are reports that Tony Romo is getting ready to propose to Jessica Simpson. Keyshawn Johnson may look to come out of retirement and play for his old buddy Bill Parcells in the Dolphins. Oh my. I wonder if that's a good idea. Welcome back to the show. Just want to let you know that you can check out our blogs. Blog.
Go to MikeyShow.com, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com, and in the keyword section, type in the word blogs, and it will take you straight to it. You can read what we're thinking, what's going on in our lives. Eddie, what are you blogging about? The state of sports right now. Yeah. I'm not happy. What do you mean? Basically, sports, all it is right now is who cheated. Who did this? Who did that? Congress. Right. Steroids. That's all sports is right now, and it's gross, and I don't like it. Skye, what about you? What are you blogging about? Well, I've really enjoyed recently putting up personal pictures in my blog, so I put some pictures up from my trip to San Francisco over the weekend, and then just most recently blogged about Terminator, the Sarah Connor Chronicles. Skye really enjoys that. terrible show. I'm just saying it's an awesome show and I think people should watch it. But you know it's bad. You know it's bad. You're just judging her because the way she dresses. It's a terrible show. So the Terminator wears a mini skirt. What do you want from her? Skye, is it a guilty pleasure? Is it a situation where, yes, maybe it isn't the greatest in, you know, like, quality. Maybe it's not the best in quality, you know, television, but it's a guilty pleasure.
I mean, that's your opinion. I thoroughly enjoy it. I don't analyze why I enjoy it. I just thoroughly enjoy it and look forward to it every week. Thoroughly? Yes. The acting is so terrible. Says you. Sean, do you watch it? I watch it every week. Yeah, I love it. It's really good. Case closed. Yeah, it's awesome. Guy's got every season of Banachek, so I don't know what to tell you. Another great show. Do the math. I'd listen. Sky likes some interesting shows, too. They could team up together. Well, it looks like Tiger Woods is real good. Really? I've heard that. I guess this is breaking news. He really is. What did he do, Eddie, that has people kind of shaking their heads again going, this guy's freakish? Well, he was involved in that match play championship. And in the first round, you know, he's the top seed by far. Right. And in the first round, he was losing. And with, like, five holes left to go, he was, like, three back. Uh-huh. Which is a humongous lead in golf. I mean, like, that's unbeatable. Well, he comes back and in the last five holes has three birdies and an eagle and beats the guy. That's weird. And you're like, everybody's like, how does he do it? He's a witch. He is a witch. It's witchcraft.
Boo! Yeah, nice one, I think. There you go. I don't know what you guys think about this story, but a British woman has just lost her discrimination lawsuit over her farts. I'm sorry. I wasn't ready for that. What? Actually, yes. What? And she sued for discrimination because she has something called IBS. Now this stands for irritable bowel syndrome. Yeah, she says severe IBS. Severe IBS. Okay, and so she cannot control necessarily when it's going to come out. Oh, that sucks. And so if you're there at work and all of a sudden a squeaker comes out and then your co-workers are giving you an odd time about it. And they're saying, oh, you ought not be making that stink around here, eh? And then you complain to management and you say, I can't help it. It's me books and I can't help it. I've got me severe IBS. I've got the gut buster. That's right. And so I can't help it if it comes. I can't help it if she comes flying out every now and then. Yeah.
Well, what happened was I complained about it and I was still made to look a fool by my co-workers. And so I brought lawsuit against all of them and the company. Because you've heard too much? The company, yeah. I'm suing the company because I fought, but I can't help it. Discrimination based on her disability. Disability. The fault is. Yeah, the fault is, and this is called butt-scrimination. Where's diapers? Well, it wouldn't help. Yeah, how's that going to help? Yeah, how about a cork? So they, she lost though, right? Yeah, she said she, you know, co-workers would make jokes about her and she would hear them and they'd make fun of her and then they'd complain because she would want to sit. Hey, could you keep it down over there, Sally? Like it would be cold out, but she would want to open the window because, you know, she's farting up the place and it just caused a lot of problems in her workplace.
Hey, everyone here in the building, can someone take the garbage out? No. Brutal. That sucks. That's right. Yeah. A court has denied O.J. Simpson's appeal to get out of this wrongful death lawsuit or this judgment against him, right? Yeah. What's the deal? Well, basically... I live in Florida. That's right. That's it. What do you want from me? What else do you need to know? And as stupid as that sounds, that was his argument. What do you mean stupid? I dare you to say that to my face. Well, I just did. Just because the ruling is in a... Be off with your head. Just because the ruling is... I dare you next to say that to my face. That's right. I mean, just because the ruling is in a California court and you now live in Florida doesn't mean you don't have... Would you still be saying that with your head rolling on the ground? That's right, double over the top. Well, then you'd have to pay my family. Yeah. Well, let me tell you something. But I live in Florida. Your supple, cuttable neck is right and checks your mouth can't afford.
Too bad for you. The judge says, yes, you still have to pay the $33.5 million to the Goldman and Brown family. Fine, I'll move to Maine. Well, it doesn't matter if you get on a plane and move. Yeah, that'll teach you. Good luck. Try to find me in Bangor. He always laughs at me when it's not funny. He doesn't laugh. Y'all don't get it, man. I didn't do nothing wrong. I never do. An 18-year-old San Ysidro High School student has been arrested. Remember the brawl, the soccer brawl? The soccer ball that broke up or the soccer ball that broke out. And even the police were saying, hey, if you have video, if you are at this soccer game, send us video. We want to see it. And I think that even one of the coaches went out there and attacked one of the kids, right? Yeah, was accused of choking one of the kids from the opposing team.
He was immediately arrested but then was released like three days later because this happened about three weeks ago. Oh, he did. Yeah, he did, Hank. But one of the kids involved in the melee because there were like about like 50 people eventually involved in this brawl out on the field was a 17-year-old kid who was punched and then knocked to the ground. And then they're now saying that allegedly this 18-year-old San Ysidro kid who was arrested yesterday came up to the other kid when he was already knocked to the ground and started kicking him in the head and then fled before the police arrived. And then due to many witnesses' statements saying that, yeah, that was the guy who was kicking him in the head, he was taken into custody yesterday on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon and battery causing serious injury. And he got a yellow card. P1 Irish is on the line. Go ahead, Irish. Hey, Mike. Yeah, you guys doing fine? Good. Yeah, I just had a quick comment about the British lady who was pretty embarrassed about losing her lawsuit and all that about the IBS. I think it was Eddie or Sean who kind of scoffed about it being a legitimate disability. My girlfriend actually suffers from something called ulcerative colitis, which is a severe irritable bowel syndrome. And it does cause extreme flatulence and all that stuff.
It's kind of funny at times. She actually farts more than I do. Now, wait a minute. Is it a deal where she really can't control it? It is where sometimes she can't control it and that if she actually holds it in, it actually causes severe cramps and actually can make it worse. Well, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. I understand that holding it in will cause severe cramps or whatever. What I'm asking you is because from what I understand IBS to be, it's not incontinence. And incontinence means loss of control. It just happens. You can't control it. And IBS is definitely a very serious thing. But like this British courtroom said, because you have IBS doesn't mean that you can't control it. If you feel it coming on, maybe you could go to the restroom or something like that, and they threw this thing out. What I'm asking is, so your girlfriend... Are you telling me that you guys will be in the car and she can't control it and all of a sudden one comes flying out and she goes, I didn't even know that was going to happen. What do you want from me? There are actually times, yeah, when that will happen. Wow. Well, then she should get the preferred parking spots, you know, because she's obviously handicapped. Well, let me tell you, this court basically said the same thing of like, hey, wait a minute.
There is definitely cases of severe IBS, but we don't know that this is, we don't think this is one of them, what this lady was doing. Yeah, and she actually, Eddie, she actually does, she goes to UC Santa Barbara and she actually does, is in the disabled students program and she actually does registration and stuff like that. Are you serious? Now, wait a minute. Now, hang on a minute. No, I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. It's because... If she has to get up and use, like, there was an instance last semester where she was trying to take a final and she had to get up and use the restroom because of it. And the proctor for her exam, like, completely belittled her and embarrassed her in front of the entire lecture hall and stuff. So what it is is they actually allow them to go into, like, a separate room with the proctor and take the final on their exam. They still have the scheduled time and all that, but it makes it easier for them to deal with it. Can you imagine? No. Hey, I'll tell you this. I don't know what a Proctor is, but I'll tell you this. He works with Gamble all the time. Yeah, Proctor and Gamble. I know who Proctor is. They make some pretty good products.
I will tell you this. I think that's so jerkish, man. When somebody gets up to go to the bathroom and like a teacher or whatever starts like, oh, where are you going? Give me a break with that stuff. You know what I mean? Yeah, she was, and it made it worse because, I mean, it is, like I said, it's something that she's got to deal with. Sure. So it doesn't help having, you know, 250, 300 kids staring at her while she's trying to go to the bathroom and the professor's making a big deal about it. Brutal. All right, thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Hasbro has signed a deal with Universal Pictures to make movies out of their board games. I'm talking like Battleship, you know, stuff like that. Like they're going to make movies out of the board game idea. Yeah, it's an at least four picture deal. So a minimum of four pictures. The first one will come out in about 2010 and they cite such games as Monopoly, Battleship, Candyland and Ouija. Ouija board to be made into major motion pictures. Well, they did it successfully. Disney did it with the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. They basically made a ride attraction into a movie. I'm trying to think, though. Well, like Jumanji, that was about a board game. I don't think that's a real board game. But still, it could be like that kind of concept. Don't laugh at me, Eddie. I don't think
He is doing a thing right now where he's putting his hand over his face and he's got blinders. I'm just saying it's a movie based around a board game. That's completely opposite of what they're doing. They're making a movie out of the board game. Not around them playing Monopoly. Well, you don't know. Are you trying to tell me? Are you trying to tell me? that Jumanji is not a real game. No, you actually don't travel back in time and rhinos don't show up on your doorstep. You don't know that. You do not know that. Robin Williams doesn't come to your house. You don't know that. Robin Williams was just at the house. Oh, he was? Yes, he was. So what do you know? I'm just saying. Shut up. Am I breaking too early? Like, honestly, I do not know if I'm breaking too early. If I am breaking too early, can we stop? No, it's fine. It's fine. Like, don't break too early. No, you're fine. You can break if you want. Go ahead. Keep doing what you're doing. Now, when you say do it, keep doing what you're doing. Oh, wait. What happened? What? Do you mean? Mike. What do I do? Take a break? What's wrong with you? I'm sleepy. Wake the heck up. What's wrong with the world, mama? Oh, no. There ain't nothing but a mic is a sleepy mama. I can't. Go get some rest now, Bella. When we come back, please something.
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Welcome back to the show. It is 7.55. The Navy says that the missile fired last night hit the broken spy satellite. Shaq made his son's debut last night but lost to his old team, the Lakers, 130-124. Welcome back to the show. I need to let people know that I was up a little late last night. And so as a consequence, I am a little bit slower today than usual. And I'm usually pretty slow, so... Welcome back. Don't forget we're going to be playing B-Rob's brand new song. It's coming up very soon. He's got a, he has a brand new song about Barack Obama. As you know, he's a singer-songwriter. That's right. Of parody songs. And so coming up in just a little bit, we're going to be playing B-Rob's new song. It's called B-B-Barack Obama. He's become very political. He has. God loves politics. Yeah. Particularly Barack. Like Joan Baez. That's right.
Political junkie. That's right. Mostly he likes Barack Obama because he read on a sidewalk in chalk that Barack is about change. And that made a big impact on Boston Rob's life. So he said from that day on he decided he was going to vote for Barack Obama. And so we'll play that new song coming up. Right now we're talking about weird phobias and what kind of weird phobias you have. This is a girl that was on the Maury Povich show. I actually saw this episode, and it was one of the most disturbing yet funny things I've ever seen in my life. She had a phobia, which is a fear. She had a fear of pickles. Oh, boy. Cut 53. Confront yours. You got to see a pickle. No. Can we have a pickle, please? No. Or two? No. Or ten? She started crying. She started crying. This thing's going to happen.
You have to confront them. You know, Gary's going to have to, you know, he has to understand where you're coming from. Okay, let's go back. Not on pickles either, do you? Where about the other shoe? Where's her other shoe? We're taking them away. Can we get her other shoe, please? The shoes fell off. Oh, she's a mess. She's trying to get away. You know, pickles are... A lot of people calling in with strange ones. P1 Carrie, are you there? Yes, I am. Do you have a fear of pickles or something else? Something else. What? It's not something normal like spiders or death. My fear is penguins. Ashley loves penguins. Ashley loves penguins. They are deadly. They're so creepy looking. Are you mistaking them for a different animal like a shark? Yeah, maybe you're confusing a penguin with a shark. They're very similar. So you're scared of people who are fat too?
Oh, no. Are you scared of fat people? No, I'm not. Well, then why does it matter if a penguin's fat? Well, it's just that the whole... Fat little... My cousins decided to take me to therapy by taking me to SeaWorld, right? Oh, no. I hate when people do that. Yeah. They took me through the penguin exhibit, which is on a little... Oh, I've been there multiple times. How cute are they? Well, I... started crying. How did you cry? They're so cute. That's similar experiences in the world myself. That's right. Eddie's afraid of the black and whites as well, just a different kind. P1 Lisa? Yeah? You have a phobia of what? I have a phobia of like large cement structures or like parking garages that it'll... collapse and feel me within it. Oh, that's a brutal one. Most cement structures have little bevels in the roof of them that are like three feet higher. So if I'm just, if someone's trying to like talk to me, leaving the mall in like a parking garage, like I have to make sure I'm standing in those sections that it's slightly higher than the rest of the parking garage. It's a party. Wow. Wow, Lisa.
There's a girl on the phone right now that is afraid of spiders, which isn't really that big a deal. I mean, we are a lot of people afraid of spiders, but she throws up. She's so afraid she'll throw up when she's near them. Alec? Hey, Mikey. So you get so afraid of the spiders that you'll vomit. Yeah, or pass out. I cry uncontrollably. I can't help it. That's crazy. Does it matter the size of the spider or no? No, even if it's a little tiny spider in the crack of the wall. What if I told you there was one on your shoulder? Ed, Ed, stop it. Not funny. Not funny. Well, listen. The last thing I want you to imagine is that tonight when you're laying in bed, there's one down by your feet. What? You guys. Don't do it. Don't do it to yourself. Don't do it to yourself. Not cool right now. Do any of you guys have any? I don't have any weird... I don't really have any weird phobias of things that I... I mean, I have stuff I don't like. I don't have any that are unusual. Well, I mean, people make fun of me for the killer whale. It's a real thing, and they attack you. That's weird. Well, I don't know if I'd call mine a phobia, but it is something I've never heard other people talk about before, like the spiders and the sharks and stuff like that. I'm not calling it a phobia. I have an issue with hot dogs.
What do you mean? Well, I don't... Don't get me wrong. I enjoy... Don't laugh at me, Mike. I'm not laughing at you. Are you like the Pickle Girls? No, I'm definitely not like the Pickle Girls. Do you scream when you see a package of hot dogs? I do not. And it's weird because... You mean the hot dog and the bread and the whole thing. Well, I don't have a problem with the bread. It's the hot dog itself. What are you talking about? I enjoy the taste, but I am creeped out by the shape and the, like, casing. Like, so I always have to chop up my hot dog. I prefer a bratwurst, Mike. No, no. Any sausage, like, any of them. Andouli, forget it. No, no. It must be much larger. You know why. You know why. Don't take it there. We've seen you eat hot dogs. We've seen you eat hot dogs. Do you remember that time up in San Jose? We did that appearance at that car dealership grand opening. And they said, oh, they're going to provide you lunch. So we didn't eat. And then they were serving hot dogs. And I had to turn my back to you when I ate it. And you kept mocking me. Don't you remember that?
I do, but I didn't realize that that was what it was in relation to. What are you afraid of? I don't like the slimy outside. And it's the same with a sausage. Whenever I look at it, I think of how they make it when they squeeze the gunk into the casing and then the shape it takes. So whenever I eat it at home, I always cut it up into little pieces and I eat it with a fork and a knife. I've almost known, Sky. for a decade, and I still learn new things. I don't care. It creeps me out. I'm not like the pickle girl. It doesn't make me cry. You're the hot dog girl. No, I'm not the hot dog girl. It's just something I don't... I prefer to swallow them whole. See, that's opposite. That is opposite. And how dare you. I'm opening up to you. Please. Be cool. This is, I feel this is a furry moment. This is not a furry moment. It's not even like, just stop. Fellas, I'm afraid of hot dogs. I don't care to look at them. I don't care to look at them. I'm currently in a hot dog organization. Yes, I'm getting hot dog rehab. Yeah, you figured me all out. You're afraid of what they look like. Now, what do you mean?
Have you seen the boo? What does that have to do? Stop it. Don't take it there. That's not what we're discussing, you jerky. Jane, come on. You'd be afraid too. I'm talking anything. Sausage, bananas. No, bananas are yummy. Yeah, I didn't. I said a hot dog, not sausage. No, sausages are weird too. It's all about that little casing and squeezing it into that shape. Why? That is straight up and duly what I'm talking about right there. I can't even look at the Washington Monument. See, stop it. It freaks me out. Let me tell you something. Stop making it about that. Have you seen that dreadful Oscar Mayamobile? That thing is creepy. No, that is creepy. It's a nightmare on wheels. I wouldn't care to be near that thing. Like, I would not care to be near that. What about corn dogs? No, I'm okay. Because it's hidden in a casing. Yes, I'm okay with it. Because it's hidden. Because I don't have to see the slimy weirdness. It's not slimy after it's cooked. Dude, it's weird. It's not slimy after it's cooked. It's weird, okay? What's weird about it? P1 Bonnie is with you, Sky. Bonnie, are you there? Yeah, hey, what's up? You're afraid of hot dogs? Well, not necessarily afraid, but I have a phobia for corn dogs. Corn dogs? Corn dogs, yeah. What is it that they are very... Delicious.
No. They are delicious. What is the fear? Is it the shape of the corn dog? No, you know, when I was in elementary school, I had a school lunch, and I ate the corn out from around the corn dog, and the dog inside was green. Oh, shut your mouth. I can't, I can't, I can't. Okay, now corn dogs are ruined, too. Now it's all ruined. That's pretty gross. That's fine. That would jack me up. That's pretty gross. Skye, when did the hot dog fear begin? Let's see. When did I get married? Let's see. Shut up. No, it's always been a thing with me. You know, I'm always weird about textures and shapes. But what really is the worst is, you know, my husband loves to watch that Food Network. And sometimes, like, I'll just be doing my thing and I'll walk by and I'll look and we'll be doing like a show on sausages. And you know that machine that has the casing on it that fills it all up and it makes one huge log. It gets bigger and bigger. Dude, no. No.
That's like, I literally have to turn my head. What about the little tiny Vienna sausages that you put the toothpicks in? Oh, no, I don't care. I mean, just based on principle, I don't even eat those. Those are like midget ones. No, I don't even know. I don't. What about pigs in a blanket? Pigs in a blanket are fine. You don't see it. They hide it. You see a little bit, though. You see a little bit on the ends, though. That's fine. You see just the tip of it. With that. That's weird, because you see the ends. I don't know, you guys. I mean, why is Eddie afraid of killer whales? Why aren't we diving into that right now? What about kielbasa, Skye? Because killer whales will kill you. Hot dogs aren't going to do nothing. You don't know that. I don't know. Big choking hazard. Yeah, that's true. But I could swallow anything. Shut up. Will you please not take it there? We're grown-ups. No, we're not. It's too easy. This guy's afraid of hot dogs. I'm not like, well, I mean, I'm not afraid. You're not afraid of them, but you're terrified of them. I just don't care to. So if there was like a bathtub full of hot dogs. Shut up, please. I'm sure there's callers or let's just not. Let's take a couple of calls. P1 Sierra, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. What's up?
I've got two little sisters. One's afraid of cheese graters and the other one's afraid of styrofoam. What's the styrofoam deal? What is she afraid of? I don't know, but she was like that girl with the pickle. She'll start screaming and freaking out. So what happens if she gets a package with like those styrofoam peanuts? I don't know, but it's fun to throw those at her. You're messed up. Wow. Let's see. P1, Josh is on the line. and wants to ask some questions. P1 Josh, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Go ahead. I heard that Sky doesn't have a problem with completely burnt hot dogs and sausages. Is that true? Oh, no. Cajun style. Yes. Are you talking like blackened hot dogs? Oh, wait. So you're saying like if a hot dog were on a grill and it was cooked to the point where it turned completely black. Is that what you're saying? She enjoys that. I would actually prefer to look at that than the normally cooked hot dog. We get it. No, I'm being serious. I'm being serious because it doesn't have the sliminess. I mean, do you know anything about chocolate? But I'd still have to eat it with a knife and fork. I'd still have to use a knife and fork. Wow. But at least it's not all slimy. Does I lose blood? Mikey Show, hello. Hey, what's up, man? I got a fear of escalators. Really? Now, what are you afraid will happen?
In the top and bottom, whenever the steps go underneath the little rail, and it circulates back through, I was always afraid that I'm going to get my shoelace stuck in there, and it's going to suck me down in there. You know it will. Yeah. You'll definitely fit under there. I'm telling you, there are a lot of documented cases of those shoestrings sucking people right into those things. I'm telling you. I saw it happen to Droopy Dog once. That's right. Thank you. P1 Kevin. Oh, man. Hey, how's it going, Mikey? What's up? Hey, I have a question for Skye. No more questions. This is a legitimate question, though. What? Skye, one time you guys had guests in your studio. Somebody brought in hot dogs for you guys. Is that the reason why you got rid of them so fast? That's right. Oh, yeah. Do you guys remember that? And Eddie got all mad at me. Yes. Dude, do you remember that? She sent them out of here. And Skye wanted them out of here. That makes sense now. Oh, look, you're a detective. Oh, you're so smart. Wow. Whatever. My goodness. I throw up every time I drive by a wiener schnitzel. Shut up. Let's do open phones. Can we do some open phones? And then drop Boston Rob's new parody coming up here in a little bit. Let's do some open phones. 570-1053. Call about whatever you want. I'm sleepy. We'll take your phone calls coming up.
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I'm on the rock. Welcome back. It is 819. Lindsay Lohan's dad says he will not look at the pictures from his daughter's new photo shoot. Miami defeated Duke for the first time in 45 years last night. Open phones. All about anything you want to, kids. 5701053. Don't forget, we're going to be playing Boston Rob's new song, Barack Obama. It's to the tune of My Sharona. And it's coming up shortly. But first, that's right. No, we will not take calls or questions. Hot dog. Regarding the hot dog. And hey, listen, P1s. I don't want to be going to any kind of like events where people make signs with hot dogs on them. Mike, do you want me to show up? I am making it clear right this moment. But you know what you're doing, Mike. I'm saying I don't want somebody to be the first to call themselves P1 Hot Dog. Hey.
Guy. That's what I'm trying to say. T-Rex, do not be showing up with a package of ballparks. I know how you are. And don't any of you that go to P1Site.com come dressed as a hot dog. Don't any of you do that. Stop it. It would not be hysterical. I'll stop showing up. Not at all. That would not be hysterical. Stop it. Okay. Let's see. P1 Sam. Yeah. What's going on? Hey, so I have a phobia of Disney movies. Really? They really scare you? Yeah, like the old cartoons, like Cinderella, Sword in the Stone, any of those, can't do it. It kind of creeps me out a little bit. Sword in the Stone's so good. Why? I get really nervous and anxious, and my boyfriend, actually, his favorite movie is Sword in the Stone, and he put it on, and I had to leave the room. I can't do it. They creep me out because I picture them becoming dark and, like, going the other way. Like Snow White. Yeah. Yeah. Which? I think it's that. I just can't do it. Mm-hmm. P1 Talon is on the line. Hey, good morning, guys. How you guys doing? Good, man. What's up? Hey, you guys were talking about the people who wanted to get concealed weapons on campus. Right. I actually think that's a good idea.
because it's regulated properly. Like, you know, everyone who is involved in it, obviously voluntary, and they have to go through, like, a psych eval, or maybe they have, like, a government clearance, and they were prior military, or, you know, things like that. It'd be a good idea. I need to take a warm shower and sleep a little bit more before I make my final decision about this. Yeah, but that's not what they're talking about. They're talking about people who are licensed to carry a gun. They're not talking about going through extra special government training or anything like that. Well, you also got to understand, anyone in the state of California, at least, who's licensed to have a gun, there's a lot that they have to do, especially the concealed weapons. B-Rob's licensed to party. Oh. He's licensed to ill. That's right. Yeah, I heard he's licensed to ill. P1 Irene. Hey, guys. What's up? I was listening to you guys this morning talking about politics and stuff like that. And I was just thinking, I mean, seriously, like, how ridiculous would it be if, like, Barack actually won? I mean, we would look totally asinine to other countries.
We have, like, Lionel Richie, you know what I mean? He's our president. Wait, wait, wait. What is she saying? What do they call him, like, the Barack star or whatever? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You were right. Wait a second. I mean, come on. It was like, oh, America is so progressive. We have a black president. It's like, seriously. Give me a break. Nobody wants the Fresh Prince. Wait, wait, wait, wait. The Fresh Prince? What are you saying? You guys, hang on. I love the Fresh Prince. I am going to convince you that P1 Irene is not racist. Are you ready? No, I'm not. I'm just a realist. It's just the way it goes. I mean, come on. Seriously. Let me be Phil Donahue for a moment. Go ahead. Who? Phil Dodd, forget it. You used to be a talk show host and he would do Devil's Advocate. So I'm going to play Devil's Advocate here for a moment, okay? Go ahead. Skye, I'm going to convince you that Irene here is not racist. Are you ready? But she sounds racist. Hang on a second. Hang on a second. Really? Fresh Prince? Irene. Or Denzel, either one of them. Wait a second. They're not helping me.
Irene, why don't you use an example of like a actual black politician instead of using examples of just famous black people? Well, if there were any, I probably could. You know what I mean? Well, there are, though. There's not. Who? Alan Keyes. I know who Alicia Keys is, but I don't know. Alan Matt Jr. There is Alan Keyes. I mean, Barack Obama himself is a black politician. Seriously, though, but he's like, you know, he's like super swat. He's not really, I mean, he's not, get somebody who's like black, black, like Chris Rock, you know what I mean? Or who's the guy from Rush Hour? That guy's hilarious. I mean, can you imagine? What is she talking about? Yeah, like, I still don't understand. Ma'am, I still don't understand your argument. Like, why would the rest of the world laugh at us? Well, because they're, like, thinking that we're progressive because he's black. But it's like nobody wants, you know, we want a politician, not an entertainer. Do you know what I'm saying? I mean, like, no one said he was an entertainer. No, you're saying. Tiger Woods, like, he's probably close. You know what I mean? Like, he's probably. I do not.
I don't really follow. I do not know what you mean. So Barack Obama is the entertainer because he's African-American? Is that it? What do they call him? A Barack star, okay? I mean, come on. The guy's like, he's like, hello. You know what I mean? Give me a... I mean, him out. videos about McCain. You know what I'm saying? Because he's like the best candidate. You know? I mean, seriously. Like, what is he being done? What has Barack done other than like, you know, go on MTV or Saturday Night Live? I mean, give me a break. Wait, wait, wait, wait. That's not what you said, though. You said that other countries aren't going to take us seriously because it would be like having Lionel Richie as our president. Or the Fresh Prince. Or the Fresh Prince. Which is a strange thing to say. That is a strange thing. strange it's just it's just being real i mean how seriously like who's gonna take us who's gonna take us seriously you think like iraq is gonna take us seriously if we have barack i mean i guess the name is kind of close or whatever but i mean seriously ma'am a lot of the other countries are more progressive than we are as far as a lot of the other countries are more progressive than we are as far as race well that's because people are more
racial there, I guess. Wait, wait, wait. What? I do not believe that we should be electing a guy just because he's black and it makes us progressive. I believe that. Yeah. I think it has everything to do. I mean, then do it like somebody, you know, like, who's that guy who always changes his name? What's his name? Poofy? P. Diddy, that's the guy's name, right? Sean Combs. He maybe, you know what I mean? Because everybody knows who he is. He's at least famous. But don't, Irene, don't you think it's strange? Irene, don't you think it's strange that every comparison that you make to Barack Obama is a black entertainer? Well, that's, I mean, like I said, I don't know any other black politicians. We told you, Alan. What about the Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice? Oh, I forgot she's black. She's not a politician. She's not a politician. Neither is Barack Obama. P1 Liberty, are you there? What did you want to say?
man um i wanted to say that barack is the candidate that our country wants and he's qualified and this lady is that's hilarious he's uh he's not though because i mean like look at who's who's been winning like dude i'm telling you mccain vietnam that he's gonna win you know why because he's because he's very powerful you know and he looks like an american what is she saying He looks like an American. Yeah, look at him and his wife. Wait, if McCain looks like an American, what does Barack look like? A Commodore. You guys get a lot of calls every morning that people pick on Sky or Ashley or giving Eddie or Sean stuff. Every one of you are great. Thank you. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. This is your last chance to get an incredible deal on all remaining new 07 Toyotas. Yes, it's your last chance to get an incredible deal on the last of the 07 Toyota cars, trucks, and SUVs. Get $2,000 factory cash back on new 07 Camrys, America's best-selling car. $2,000 back on tough Toyota Tacomas, fun-to-drive RAV4s, and FJ Cruisers.
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The Mikey Show continues. Featuring Mikey. I'm very attracted to intelligent women. Eddie. I think that my guacamole is the best in the world. Sky. I prefer sorbet over ice cream. Sean. I enjoy films, and they are a requirement of my religion. Boston Rob. Today, I'm not Boston Rob. I'm B-Rob the Majestical. And Ashley. I have abnormally strong... If you're just tuning in, you missed a crazy person. And the phone lines are now blowing up. And there is a girl on the phone that believes that she was right. The lady was right. No, Mike. There can't be two of them in the city. I'm not kidding. P1 Michelle.
Hi, everyone. Hi. Hi. Okay, so my thing is, yeah, she didn't have anything to validate her point, but I actually do. The last African-American politician who made international headlines was the one who was caught in a hotel room with a crack pipe and a hooker. That's not true. Okay, Condoleezza Rice, yes, she comes out. Okay. Oh, yeah, blah, blah, blah. That whole, you know, secretary of state thing doesn't count. How does that not count? That's what I'm asking you. You're saying that the last person that we heard about that was black. Yeah, because people don't remember Claude Lisa Rice and what good things she's done. They're going to remember the man with the black pipe and the hooker. What about... I've never even heard that story of the crack pipe in the hooker. She's talking about Mary and Mary. It was released on national news. Yeah, but what about Mayor Nagin, the mayor of New Orleans, who helped all the people during... That guy right there. Yep. What about the fact that he didn't get the police in and rescue crews until a little bit afterwards? What about the fact that you're racist? It took over 48 hours to get anybody down there.
Is this a racist thing? Is this a racist thing? I'm not racist at all. Do you know anything about chocolate? I'm white and all my boyfriends have ever been something else. Do you know anything about chocolate? Do you know anything about chocolate? I usually go with the Mexican, but that's about it. So I'm not racist. I don't believe you. Sky does not believe you. If you weren't racist, you wouldn't gloss over all the examples we're giving you. You're acting like Condoleezza Rice. Doesn't matter. Like, that's huge. I understand that she has a positive impact, but when you think about it, what if you're not in the United States and you're not having the immediate impact of what Condoleezza Rice is doing, you're going to think about the negative. Hang on a second. I just thought of something. No, we're not. So are you saying that you basically agree that if we were to elect Barack Obama president, we would be a laughingstock to other countries? Do I think we're going to be a complete laughingstock? No. But do I think that people will have room? To talk, yes. To talk about what? To talk about the negatives, to talk about how we're supposedly progressing, but they're going to bring up the examples of how they had set the whole entire African-American politicians back. Who did? Taking too long to get people down to New Orleans, getting videotaped with a hooker in a crack pipe. So you're saying that you believe that if we elect Barack Obama, that British,
citizens are going to say, wait a second, they just elected a black president and look at Ray Nagin and Marion Barry. You believe that? I have a question. And your point about Ray Nagin isn't valid because he had nothing to do with getting help into New Orleans. He was doing everything he could. It was the white politicians in the White House that lagged on that. So you're saying that... He was calling for help. He was screaming if... The white politicians are the bad ones. No, I'm not saying they're the bad ones, but if you're arguing that race has something to do with it, your point is not valid because it was the Caucasian politicians in charge of the Bush administration that were in charge of getting FEMA out there to help them, and they didn't do it. Sky's right. FEMA screwed it all up, and they were bad. They were organized poorly. Guys, are we forgetting about the biggest black politician there is? What? Bill Clinton.
Oh, yeah, I did hear he was black. I didn't even think of Bill Clinton. That's what I was just going to say. I like Bill Clinton. And Bill Clinton is not black. I am too black. Yeah, he is. He's a brother. I'm actually black. Speak on it, Bill. If Bill Clinton was black, then you want to know something? I am totally for him. Well, I am black, and I can prove it to you right now. Yeah, no, thank you. You ready? Yeah. Check this out. Oh, nice. There it is. There it is. Point proven. Um. Michelle, thank you for the call, I think. P1 Sayab is on the line. Hi, guys. How you doing? Good. Good. Hey, I just wanted to make the point that I think that both of those ladies are wrong. I think that what they're really thinking of is instead of Barack Obama, they're actually thinking of Hillary Clinton as being the joke. Oh, wow. I can't disagree with him there. Wow. That joke!
Whoa. It's not very nice. You're scary. It's not very nice, sir. How dare you? What has to do with you? Thank you for the call. Let's see. P1 Danny is on the line. Danny, are you there? Hello, Danny. Oops. They're both idiots. Oh. I mean, I don't like the guy myself. I'm not going to vote for him, but they're making themselves look bad. I mean, by saying all this stuff. I mean, we have both and good, white and black, Hispanic, Asian. The politicians. Thank you. Who cares? You just need to elect a person that you want, that you believe is going to take care of the issues that you have a problem with. That's right. Who cares? It doesn't matter about color. That's right. I'm using my right to do a write-in. Who are you going for? What? Keyshawn Johnson. Really? Nice. Never drop the ball. Then we'll be a laughing stock. Yeah, exactly. That's what we need. Thank you. No problem, Mikey.
Weird. Skye, if you had to put a write-in, who would yours be? Dave Matthews. Not bad. He gets it. Eddie? So you're going for a white person? Racist. Yeah, because I'm racist. You're unbelievable. Because I'm racist. Eddie, who would you do? We're here trying to make a change, Mike. Yeah, we're trying to make a change with the write-in. Who would you do, Eddie? I'm thinking maybe Freddie Prinze. Nice. You can't do Freddie Prinze, dude. Junior. Oh, Junior, Junior. You could do Freddie Prinze, Junior. Yeah, right. Sean, who would your write-in vote go to? Probably the guy that played the private investigator on Matlock. Was he black? Don't act like you don't know his name. You do, too, know his name. Quit playing coy with us. Yeah, I'm sorry. If I think about it for a minute, maybe I'll go... I changed my vote. I changed my vote. I'm writing an Esther role. Really? Yeah, she played Florida. She played Florida on... Okay, we got it. Stop taking your way when you try. Temporary lay-offs. Easy crime and rip-off. Oh, good. Nice. And we're lucky we got them. Yeah. That was awesome. Mike just passed out.
Why is she so upset? I don't know. She's really enjoying the show. I don't know. I just looked over at Ash and she's really enjoying the show. Oh, my God. What is going on in there? What? Holy cow. Did you read a terrible email, Ashley, or did somebody upset you? No. Are you sure? Are you mad at somebody? Are you mad at Seth? Maybe I'm mad at you. You're mad at me? What did I do? You just sang good times. I just sang good times. Do you want him to sing facts of life? What did I do? What did I do? Why is she mad at me? He's seen facts of life. Wait a minute. She's got boogers in her chest. You take the good, you take the bad. Wait, Ash, why are you mad at me? What did I say? Well, because sometimes with politics, like, I do have an opinion and I do have, like, something valid to say. And when you brush over me, it makes me feel unworthy and not... Like not validated it. Hang on, Ash. Well, Ash is referring to the fact that I saw her hand up and I was going to go to her. And then a joke happened. And so we started messing around. But Ash knows I go to her almost every time. I mean, almost every time. I always, when I see that hand up, I will go to Ash. But she finally...
No, it's not that though, Ash. I'm on the rack. I know. Her emotions are all over the place today. Mike, it's about me. Listen, Ash, that's the thing is that I always go to you when I see your hand. You know I do. So if I don't. You've got to give me a break. You've got to figure that it's just, you know, not me. That's an opinion, Mike. I'm not glossing over you. You glossed right over her opinion. I did. You glossed right over me. Let's hear it. Ask her right now what she's got. What do you think it is? That's going to be good. Well, it doesn't matter because you hung up on Michelle, but I was going to ask her a question. What were you going to ask her? Well, I was just going to say, like, she's saying that all the other countries are going to laugh at us thinking that, like, You know, because Barack came in office, and I was just going to say, well, like, what do you call it when they've been laughing at us having Bush in office? And all this, like, when I went to Amsterdam, and, like, how there was, like, you know, F Bush signs. And, like, so what's the difference between that and this? I was going to ask Michelle that, and then you hung up on her, and then you just ignored me. Like, I'm not even kidding. I'm sorry, Ashley. Stop calling her points. I want to personally apologize to you, Ashley.
Wow, that's a stunner. But you guys, I'm sorry. Maybe he's tired. Not good enough, Mike. Maybe he's tired, guys. It's just that I'm tired. You're the worst, Mike. Not good enough. P1 Pool Boy's got a great black politician. Go ahead, Pool Boy. Yeah, I wanted to say Colin Powell, Secretary of Defense. Hello. That's what I was going to say. Everyone thought he was going to be president in the mid-90s after... Bald guy. I was going to say... I was on the tip of my tongue. I was going to say Colin Powell. If you just... If you just come to me. He won. Brandon is on the line. Jesse Jackson. Ran for president. That's right. Brandon? Yes. Do you have a comment that you'd like to make? Yeah, I was wondering, is Barack Obama... Muslim or not? Ashley. Is Barack Obama Muslim? No. Yes? Are you sure? I don't know. Oh, wow. You had it. I'm going to say no. You're our political pundit. Speaking of Barack Obama, Boston Robb is a fan of Barack Obama. Yes. He really likes Barack Obama. This is true. A lot. And when we come back...
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Yeah. Well, they did it successfully. Disney did it with the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. I'm trying to think, though. Like what? Well, like Jumanji. I don't think that's a real board game. But still, it could be like that kind of concept. Don't laugh at me, Eddie. I don't think it's nice. I'm just saying. Eddie is doing a thing right now where he's putting his hand over his face like he's got blinders. I'm just saying it's a movie based around a board thing. That's completely opposite of what they're doing. Well, you don't know. The Mikey Show continues. I'm on the rock. If you step into the ring with me, you're going to get burned. Why can't you just be the incinerator? And that's why I am the hardcore. I think it's the hardcore part we're having a problem with. It doesn't fit. It doesn't flow. The hardcore incinerator? Yeah, dude. They call me HCI. Because you're more than a regular incinerator. They just call me HCI. Well, I started out as the hardcore incinerator, and now people just call me HCI. And when I come into the arena, people chant, HCI! HCI! And this is the song I come into. That's cool. Because I'm also sensitive. When you come in, you should wear a baby face.
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And she wrote me back, right? And I said, oh, and before I forget, you're crazy. I didn't even see. And then I sent that. And then the next thing I said was, yes, complete agreement. I hate saran wrap too. I was just telling my dad that. And she said, wait, wait. And I said, it never sticks. It always binds up. And she said, don't try to cover that crazy thing. With a compliment, you ass. Oh, wow. And I said... Well said. And you have to unravel it. You're so dumb. He's such a jerk. And then I said, so, yeah, crazy. And she is crazy. She is crazy. I won't deny that. You know, but I actually... Listen to this, though. This does make sense. This is what Ashley put. What? Why does anyone use saran wrap? Myself included. Why? Saran wrap sucks. It's the worst. Aluminum foil is so much better. And most people have both, right? So why do we always opt for the saran wrap? It's so much more difficult to secure and it gets stuck to itself. And then you have to separate it or use more. I really don't know why saran wrap is still on the market. Seriously. I think that it's the stupidest product ever.
Why would anybody use saran wrap over aluminum foil ever? Thank you. Has anybody successfully ever taken a piece of saran wrap off without it sticking into a stick of saran wrap? Yeah. A pole? Or have like one solid piece come out instead of like it, you know, like folding over each other and then you can't get it off and it tears and you're like, oh, that was fun. Like I made the switch to aluminum foil and I'm never going back. It shouldn't. There's got to be some benefit to it, like a freshness or something. Because why would it? Is it so much fresher than aluminum foil? I don't know. Sean? One thing about aluminum foil is you can't use it with, like, tomato products because the acid in the tomato will interact with the foil. But only if it touches, though, right? Yeah, only if it touches, yeah. Really? So unless you're filling your tomato sauce up to the very top of the bowl. Well, I wrap. Pizza in aluminum foil, is that bad? Yeah, you probably shouldn't do it. Okay, well, I have cancer now. Great. You should put your pizza in Ziploc. I use Ziploc freezer. I put everything in containers. Really? Well, whatever, Richie Rich. Yeah. What do you mean, Sean? Sean, do you mean those disposable? Like those little Ziploc containers? Yeah. Yeah. Like me and Rob can afford that. Come on. Yeah.
You and Rob. You guys do. Well, you guys should switch checks then. I think that this is so unusual because what I do, I just in my head realized I learned from your dad. I put a lot of stuff in Ziploc bags. I store a lot of stuff in Ziploc bags and I just realized your dad does that. That's where I got it. Because I was asking myself, where did I get that? Eddie's dad does it. And I remember seeing it growing up around his family. But Saran Wrap is a terrible, terrible product. Now, I don't understand people that use Saran Wrap, but what I don't understand even more than people that use Saran Wrap are people that will use generic Saran Wrap, which is not as good as Saran Wrap. Like Target brand Saran Wrap. It's like just when you think a product couldn't get any worse. Oh, my wife will do that. No. She doesn't care about product names. If something is cheaper or on sale or she has a coupon for it, she'll get that product. For me, I tell her all the time, I don't like that. Just get the good stuff. Saran wrap doesn't work. Tell her not to get you the bad saran wrap. Now people are calling about saran wrap. P1 Wesley? Yeah, how's it going? Good.
Hey, man, after Thanksgiving dinner, do you have your stuff wrapped up in saran wrap or aluminum foil? Never saran wrap, always aluminum foil. Well, I put leftover Thanksgiving stuff in those disposable plastic bowls that you buy. Okay, Tupperware. No, no, no, no, no, not Tupperware. The disposable ones that you buy. Disposable Tupperware. Yeah, the ones that you buy in the same section as the Ziploc bags. Disposable Tupperware. They're made by Ziploc, but they're bowls. It's called disposable Tupperware, and then everyone knows exactly what you mean. You don't need to talk about the aisles or where it's next to what. Disposable Tupperware. I knew what he was talking about. Sorry, Mike. Of course you did, John. Yeah. Okay, so when you have your stuff wrapped up in aluminum foil the day after Thanksgiving, there's 15 different things there, man. How are you going to figure out which one's what? You know what, man? It's really not like Raiders of the Lost Ark. I honestly don't think it's that much of an adventure. It's really not that difficult or that confusing. The big, huge platters, probably the turkey. No way. And then the small, tiny one, probably cranberry. But Skye, what if I have to open it and check and it's not the turkey? No! Are they generally see-through? Well, he's talking about tinfoil. That's what he's saying. He's like, dude, how dare you use tinfoil? He's anti-foil.
It's anti-foil. Dude, you use saran wrap, don't you, Wesley? Yeah, I do. Actually, I use a lot of stuff for it, too, because it's see-through. How do you put, like, mashed potatoes in saran wrap? Well, you don't just put them directly in the saran wrap. You've got to have them in a bowl or a plate or something. Well, let me ask you, Wesley, let me ask you, because you're a saran wrap guy. Okay. Don't you tear it off and it gets all bunched up? I just tear it off like it's Christmas wrapping, you know what I mean? Okay, but I'm going to ask you again. When you tear it off on that little zipper thing on the box, it's got that little metal zipper on it. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Serrated. Uh-huh. When you tear that piece of plastic, doesn't it all bunch up in your right hand? No. Yes, it does. Yes, it does. This is honest town. This is honest town. Don't lie down. Hey, I worked at Subway for two years, so I got really used to using it all the time. Oh, he's got the skills. See, you've got to be like a professional to use Saran Wrap. I'm a professional Saran Wrap. You have a degree. Well, hey, listen. You went to Saran Wrap school. I did not. I'm telling you, man. That stuff is confusing and frustrating. And bad for the environment. Is it? Yeah. Why? Seagulls get choked on it. I saw a little green tip on HGTV that they say you should use tinfoil over Saran Wrap because Saran Wrap is made with petroleum products. Even more reason.
Pan it from the world. Pan it from the world. Over it. Who won James? I'm over it, Eddie. I hear you. James, what's up? Hey, I was telling you the big difference between saran wrap and aluminum foil is that if you get a really good seal with a saran wrap, it actually creates an airtight barrier in which... Well, then why not just put it... Dude, if an airtight barrier is so important to people... Why don't you just buy the disposable Tupperware things? And I disagree with that. Is it that important? The aluminum foil has been doing a better, firmer seal for me than the stupid saran wrap ever did. No, a lot of the problems with the aluminum foil is if you have something that's bulging up over the bowl or something, you try to get a good seal, you're going to tear the saran wrap. Yeah, but a lot of problem with the saran wrap is it doesn't stick to everything that you wrap it around, so sometimes the seal is, like, not even working at all, bro. And then what? Saran wrap sticks to what? P1 Ryan just IM'd and said. Yeah. But if we ban everything that Ashley can't figure out, there's going to be nothing left on them. Hey. Oh, Ryan. That was really creative. Because why? Because I'm dumb. I'm switching to Shauna Moran wrap.
Totally done, Brian. Uh-huh. I like that. P1, Brian. Brian, I just want you to know, P1, Brian, great line. I wasn't saying that, bro. Not today. I don't like that guy. You do, too. I don't. Yeah, you do. We aren't friends. Stop it. Wow. Good morning, guys. Am I on? Good morning, Brian. You're on. Awesome. Awesome. Hey, nobody's mentioned the fact that you can't put tinfoil in the microwave. And you can use saran wrap in the microwave. You can't. You put saran wrap in the microwave. It gets all shrinkled up. No way. Yeah, it does. It melts and melts. What are you talking about? What are you talking about, dude? There's a lot of people who love saran wrap, but I'm sticking behind it. Dude, dude, check this out. This chick, Shannon, uses... I don't like this product. Oh, no. What? Shannon, are you there? Yes. I don't like this product, Shannon. You don't like it? I love it. Let me tell you, so does my wife. What? Uh-oh. Tell everyone. It's called press and seal. Oh, yeah. I've got that. I've got to press that. Dude, it's so dumb. It's scary. It is as frustrating as saran wrap. No, it's not. What? It's not even. It doesn't really work. It doesn't really work. It doesn't really work. Does it work? No. Yes.
And you know what my wife does with it? My wife will use it like she'll use press and seal like it's tinfoil. She'll tear off a piece of press and seal and wrap cheese in it. She'll wrap it like a whole present, you know? And I'm like, babe, you're supposed to seal stuff with this and you're wrapping it. It goes over the bowl, right? And you press around the bowl. It doesn't work, Eddie. It doesn't? It doesn't work. It does. It does or does it? It's not like you can turn the bowl upside down. That's what they do on the commercial. Not even close. No, no, they don't. Not on that commercial. They do, Skye. They do in the commercial. You can't. That's stupid. It's terrible. That's a lie. But it does form a nice seal on the outside of the bowl, and it doesn't stick to itself the same way Saran. Maybe I'm doing it wrong. Do you have to, like, peel off a film or anything? No. I'm being serious, dude. That stuff does not work. With, like, sticky stuff. Hmm. I'm not sold. P1 Orlando has a strange practice. Orlando, are you there? Yes, sir. What do you do? With tinfoil, I get a black marker and I mark tuna, whatever is in the bowl. You write on the tinfoil? Absolutely. Why are you guys laughing at that? Why is that funny? I just am trying to picture his fridge. Yeah, it does. Jeez. At least I know what I'm looking for.
I do, I'll tell you, I do write on the Ziploc bags, but they have a place there you're supposed to write. It even says date, item, and I put the date on there, and I'll go in there, and I'll be like, I gotta throw this out. It's been here since 06. Oh, gross. But, I mean, that's the beauty of writing on the stupid thing. Eddie, don't buy, try that. I don't want to. Sky, you guys get that pressing lame? It's called Press and Seal, and we stopped buying it after I saw that. It should be called Not Impress and Seal. Yeah, right? Not Impress and Seal. It's garbage! P1 Susie. Hi. What's up? You know the guy that just called and said that you can put the saran wrap in the microwave? Yeah. You can't. I mean, yeah, aluminum foil will blow up your microwave, but saran wrap will put toxins into your food. Thank you. Oh, boy. Come on, you guys. You can't put it in the microwave. Oh, so you want to put a little petroleum product on top of your dinner, Mike? Is that what you're looking for? And you think that's not going to harm you? Yeah, and that's why the FDA must let people buy it. It's not meant to go in the microwave. We're talking about if you put it in the microwave and you change the molecular structure. Yeah, the molecular structure. Whoa.
Well said. It puts toxins into your food that's known to cause cancer. You put toxins into your food. It does. I believe you. I believe you. Yeah. Thank you. That's just ridiculous. That's why you got to put a paper towel over. You ladies are crazy. Wow. I don't believe you. Continue. I hear you, girl. Thank you. Thank you, Susan. Okay, already. She's passionate about this. I agree. You can relate. So sleepy. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. Did we even play Boston Rob's song? No. Mike, I feel like you're glossing over me. Yo, you don't even know. The Mikey Show is on. It's about to get all stupid. Guaranteed fresh or we'll brew it new. Guaranteed fresh or we'll brew it new. Guaranteed fresh or we'll brew it new. Rick, anyone know what's wrong with Rick? You know 7-Eleven's coffee guarantee? Where they'll brew you new coffee? That's the one. Old Rick here thought it'd be funny to see if they'd really do it. I guess they did. Yeah, like a hundred times. Introducing the fresh coffee guarantee from 7-Eleven. If your cup's not fresh and full of flavor, we'll brew it new for you. No matter how many times you ask.
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And Ashley. I'm a very messy person. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. Hit it. Hit it, Mike. Mike, this is the point where you hit it. You have to hit it. Yeah, yeah. It's up to you right now. Are you pressing something? Yeah. Hit it. But I'm looking for it. He's pressing buttons in his mind. I'm looking for it. I found it. I think I found it. I found it. I found it. I found it. I found it. Oh, here it is. Once you hit it. Yeah. Welcome back. It's 9-18. The police are starting to crack down on the paparazzi. Some paparazzi who are following. Synchronicity 2. Best police song ever. Whoa. I'm never kidding. I wrapped her on my finger. Are you tired? I am not. Hey, what's your favorite police song? A message in a bottle. That's a good one. Oh, yeah. Hey, what about that one? Roxanne. Yeah. Well, welcome back to the show.
I think every little thing she does is magic, too. That's good. That's a good one. Welcome back to the show, ladies and gentlemen. Would you like to hear... Finally. Yeah. Boston Rob. Jeez, you've been glossing over me all morning. All right, you got your line out last break, bro. You mean it again? Rob is very emotional. I am. You mean it again? Let me tell you something. I, in the last week, have witnessed Boston Rob take the hardest punches from Ashley and take them on the chin. And like... I go, punch? And he stands there toe-to-toe, takes a punch, and is good to go. Ain't no Glass Joe, Mike. Yeah, dude. I can take whatever she dishes out. I don't think there's anything that would ever faze Rob that I could do. At this point, I'm not paying attention to what she's saying. It takes a lot for her to rile him up. Oh, yeah. It takes a village. It does. It takes a village.
So Rob was at San Diego State University and somebody had written in blue chalk on the sidewalk something about Obama is change. Changing the world, Mike. Yeah, it was on Super Tuesday. Yeah, it said changing the world. Changed my life. Obama. And so ever since, Boston Rob has been behind Barack Obama and he has done this. Turn it up. cranked him as loud as it'll go. He loves it, wants to talk to his campaign song. I don't know that he likes the Milano. He would not be in on that. He may. I want to hear it again. Why is he talking about Alyssa Milano in there? I don't know. Let's hear it again. Come on. We got to hear it one more time. The first one. He gets into it, man.
You should have seen me in the studio yesterday. I was all up in that microphone's face. You can sing, bro. I bet you're like Kid Rock. That's right. I know. Mikey Show. I know. Hello. I've heard that a lot. Yes, you're on the air. May I help you, please? Hi there. Hi. Hi, I'm Shawna. Am I on the air? Yes, you are, Shawna. Oh, hey. I just had something to say about the Barack Obama thing. Yeah, what did you think? Um, I'm Canadian, and I just, uh, that girl that called in and said that no one would take you seriously if he was the president. Right. I don't think that's true. I know, like, as a Canadian, I respect it a lot more. You know, like, not more per se, but, like, you know. Oh, you're just a hoser. Yeah, now, wait a minute. I don't think it's fair to like a guy just because he's black. No, that's not, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying, like, there's a lot, like, everyone's discriminated against, whether we like it or not, it happens. I'm discriminated against, too. And I'm just thinking, like, it'd be, like, a good thing. Where are you from up there in the Great Way North? I'm from Ontario. What's that like? Cold. What? What is it? It's cold. It's cold? What place? Where did you live in Ontario? I lived in the Booneys, in, like, Sticks. Never heard of the Booneys. Booneys, Ontario. Booneys, Ontario. Booneys, Ontario, yeah. That's right. What was it? Are you upset about Chris Benoit? Oh. You know, I don't really, like...
I don't follow politics all that much. You guys still mad about Alanis Morissette? How about Bryan Adams? What do you think about Bryan? We're not going to take you not seriously if you have a black president, that's for sure. You will not answer one Canadian question. Not at all. I'm just lying. What are your thoughts on Celine Dion? Celine Dion's all right. Are you playing hockey right now? I don't know Mike from Canada either. What is the flag of Canada? The flag? Yes. It's a hockey puck. Didn't y'all know that? That's right. No, it's a maple leaf. It is. It's a hockey puck sticking in a maple leaf. Are you ashamed of Paul Schaefer? Paul Schaefer? See, I don't follow... Politics. Yeah, yeah. Eddie, you can't expect her to know all that stuff. She's new. She's new here in the States. I thought she might know, Paul. Well, thank you for the call. I appreciate that. Oh, Canada. We love you so much. I know the Canadian national anthem. Oh, Canada.
They call us Canucks. Yep. We're from Canada and we rise up to crush the South. Wait, what? With an iron fist, we'll kill you Americans. Yes, we will. That's not how it goes. We threw out. That's my favorite part. That's the opposite of what they do. I thought that was a song. It is Mike. Don't let them shame me. That's the national anthem of Canada. Yep. It's true. It's not. Who's the most famous Canadian person you guys can think of? Dana Carvey. Dana Carvey's a good one. What? Mike Myers. Isn't he Canadian? He's more famous. Pam Anderson. Dana Carvey. Oh, wait a minute, though, dude. Pam Anderson's more famous than those guys. George Clooney. George Clooney. Hello. I think you guys are forgetting the most famous Canadian of them all. Who? I'm the most famous Mandarin Canadian actor of all time. Canada's roller skating champ in what, 88? 89. Get that right, Rob. Yes, that is the same year I ate a Burmese python.
All right there, buddy. What did I tell you about that stuff? You know what you're doing. You're showing off and I don't appreciate it. I don't brag about it a lot, but... You never ate a Burmese pie bottle. Don't say that. You'll get PETA after us. No, Sky, I'm not saying that to scare you. Okay. It was hot dogs. It had nothing to do with snakes. I eat them without chewing. Okay. George Takai. Gulp. Gulp. Gulp. No, no, no. How does it go? Uh. Well, anyway, guys. Nice to see all of you. You brought it up, George. I brought up the fact that I'm a famous Canadian. No, no, no. Yes, you did. You took it wrong. No, I did. I did that on a bet. I did it on a bet. Okay, you did it. How did you do it? I was at a gay bar. This man said, I bet you can't eat this python. That was a trouser snake. No way.
George Takai. I think you got four. Getting into a strange area. You're saying it. I think you got two. Oh, Canada. Sing it, Takai. Let's crush those worthless Americans. You Robert Gillet now? That's right. Would you guys like to hear something I was in the recording studio working on? Sure. All right. Take a little listen to this. Hey, little sister, who's the only one? That's not you. Yes, it is. Notice it. Hey, little sister, who's your Superman? Hey, little sister, who's the one you want? Hey, little sister, you're gone. It's all my statue stuck in. Thank you. Mikey Show, hello. Alex Trebek from the Most Famous Canadian. Alex Trebek is not as famous as Pam Anderson. Oh, come on. Not even at night. Oh, come on. Come on. Who are you kidding? Mama said knock you out. Mikey Show, hello. Wayne Gretzky. Yeah, he's pretty famous. But now, man. No, come on. I don't know who that is. No one gives a rip. Yeah, Ashley doesn't even know who Wayne Gretzky is. Everybody knows who Pam Anderson is. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. See what I'm saying? Brian Adams is up there.
Everybody knows that everything I do, I'll do it for you. Oh, yeah. Do you remember that time, boss? Oh, yes. Tattoo what? Do you remember that time, boss, that me and you took a vacation together in Belize because we were both going through breakups? Yes, I do recall this. Yes, Tattoo. And do you remember that time when we were laying in the hammock? Together? Yes, boss. This is a little foggy. And... And all of a sudden, I looked over at the boss and I said, you know boss, it is not, I don't mean it in that way, but I just wanted to say, look into my eyes. No. Yes, it's coming back. And you will see. Tattoo, were we drinking pineapple mojitos? Yes, boss, now you remember. Yes, yes. Continue with the song. And you. That's enough. And then you farted. Ew.
I think we should break. Wait, somebody has another famous Canadian and then we'll take a break. Then we'll take a break. P1 Brian. I got a couple famous Canadians. Go ahead, please. Jason Priestley. Oh, yeah. And the Bare Naked Ladies are also from Canada. B&L, B&L. We'll take a break then. How much would you guys give to be there when this saxophone part was being recorded? That guy, that guy was into P1 because of my girlfriend Lynn. P1s and stuff like that. Ruck. Tension skiers and snowboarders. It's full-on winter at Mammoth Mountain. Conditions are excellent for hitting the slopes at California's favorite winter resort, where we're all about pure mountain fun. Live it up with special events and deals like four for three in February. You get four lift tickets and four nights of ski in, ski out lodging for the price of three. There's so much going on at Mammoth this winter, you don't want to miss it.
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P1 Sierra, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. What's up? I've got two little sisters. One's afraid of cheese graters and the other one's afraid of styrofoam. What's the styrofoam deal? What is she afraid of? I don't know, but she was like that girl with the pickles and starts screaming and freaking out. So what happens if she gets a package with those styrofoam peanuts? I don't know, but it's fun to throw those at her. You're messed up. Wow. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. Skye is in her chair, laying on the ground in her chair. What the heck is going on? Her and Eddie, you know... Fell over. Fell over, and Eddie ran into her, and the chair fell over. She's okay now. She's better. You good? What the heck? He hit the floor. What did you do? Skye hit the floor. It is 9.39. About 6.15 this morning, a 6.3 magnitude earthquake hit northeast Nevada. Another one? No, Nevada. Oh, great. We're dead. No, I said Nevada. California's going in the ocean. Oh, wait. You guys, Sean hasn't moved for 40 minutes. Why not? I don't know, but Seth said that it was scaring him.
And I said, I think he's listening to books on tape or learning how to speak Greek on audio. I think the video is frozen. Oh, it sure is. Yeah, I think that's what's going on there. That was kind of freaking me out. Okay. Welcome back to the show. See what everyone's up to. Mikey, show hello. I have another Canadian celebrity for him. Okay, who? Who were you guys talking about? Was it Eddie or Sean talking about that movie Jumper yesterday morning? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the Hayden Christensen dude. Oh, please. He's from Canada? Yep. Wouldn't lie, wouldn't lie. I thought he was from Tatooine. Yeah, and he's not really famous. Well, I mean, he's not that cool, but he was in Star Wars. He had to give him some credit. Well, I give him a little bit of credit for that one. We'll give him a little. Thank you very much. Negative credit. All right, take it easy. What's up? I don't mean that.
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They're out of control today. I'm sorry. Did you guys see the Christina Aguilera cover of People Magazine where she's holding her baby? Yeah. I think she looks beautiful. I'm telling you, I just found out that not only did they barely sell any copies of that magazine, but that it was under their average selling ever. Wow. And this is coming on the heels of a story of there was some magazine. What was the magazine that was going to put her on the cover but they weren't going to give her the whole cover and that's what she wanted? And they said, no, we're not going to give you the whole. It was either Us Weekly or OK Magazine. It was one of the two. One of the two, yeah. But they were going to put her picture on the cover, like a small picture of her. And she said, no, the only way I'll do it is if I get the whole cover. And they were like, well, we know from research that you don't sell magazines. And I remember thinking to myself, really? Like, for real? She doesn't? She's very pretty. Why would she not sell magazines? But this is proof of it even more. Yeah, People Magazine paid her $1.5 million for those pictures of her and her baby. And then they sold under their average selling. Did you look at that, People Magazine? Yeah. Do you see that creepy moon she has in her baby's nursery? Dude.
From her set of her last tour, she had this big, creepy moon with a face on it. And they took that gigantic, like, 15-foot crescent-shaped moon with a creepy face on it and stuck it in the baby nursery. Dude, that thing would give me nightmares. Oh, man. For real. It's really creepy. Why do you think that she does not... sell magazines. She doesn't have a lot of controversy. Exactly. Is that what it is? That's my thought, yeah. Because what are you going to open up the magazine and read about? Oh, you're so happy. Oh, you're so rich. Oh, your baby's so beautiful. Who cares? Okay, great. There's got to be controversy. You're just saying that with the big breasts. She looks like Anna Nicole now. With those big old... My wife was watching her yesterday on... Ellen. Ellen, and I said... Her bra looks like it would be like if there's such a thing like an F or a G. And the first thing that Ellen says to her is, so are you breastfeeding? That's the first thing she said. And she goes, yeah, I guess it's kind of obvious I am. And she goes, oh, it must be a healthy boy. Well, thirsty.
You know, I mean, like a healthy girl. My wife said that. Sean. Sean. So my wife goes, I said, I wonder if she's had breast implants. And my wife said, yeah. And I go, well, why do you say it so confidently? And she goes, because I read like people and all. And I go, I don't remember ever reading somewhere that she did. Oh, I definitely think she does. Well. Thinking it's one thing. My wife's sure she's had breast implants. And I'm like, where did it come from? She goes, well, she used to have, you know, like very small breasts. Yeah. And then when she came out with her new album and all her videos, I mean, she was just like popping. Yeah. And it was very clear to me, in my opinion, that she had gotten something done. That's what she said, too. That's what she said. That's because you have big jugs. What else can I tell you? The FAA is investigating whether or not these pilots fell asleep while they were flying their airplane. Come on. Go Airlines flies. They do these little island hoppers. An island hopper is where they take you from one island to the next out in Hawaii. So if you want to go from Maui to Honolulu, you take an island hopper. You get in this little plane, they take you, right? And so they were flying from Honolulu.
to helo and they passed it and they went like 15 miles out into the ocean you know like flying over the ocean and they were like oh we we missed it we better turn around and they found out right sky that they were sleeping well they're investigating because on top of passing the island by you know 15 minutes i'm 15 miles um also traffic controllers said that they weren't able to contact the cockpit for about 25 minutes. And it wasn't like a technical problem. Nobody was responding. You gotta be kidding me. So they're now investigating. I heard they went to the third day concert and they were out late. Oh, it's hard. Yep. Mike put the radio station on autopilot. That's right. That's right. Yeah, so that's really bad. So they say if, you know, they are found guilty of taking a nap while flying the plane. It's against the rules. Penalties range anything from a warning letter to getting their license taken away. Really? So it's a pretty broad punishment. Warning letter. Oh, come on, you guys. Relax. They were over the ocean on autopilot. What was going to happen? Come on. Thank you. Ashley.
What? What was going to happen? Oh, I don't know. Maybe the plane would crash and everyone would die? Crash into that giant mountain out in the middle of the ocean? Crash into the ocean, bro. It's on autopilot. Gosh, whatever. When you're that high up in the air, maybe you should be awake. You're driving that thing. You're 30,000 miles up in the air. You're not going to drift into the other lane, bro. Okay, bro. 30,000 feet, bro. I think you're safe, bro. These machines have a mind of their own, Mike. Oh, yeah. Hey, listen. I'm not saying, you know, everybody should be falling asleep. You're not? No, but I don't think it's that big a deal. How dare you not think it's a big deal? I don't think it's a big deal because there's nothing up there that's going to hurt them. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. The only reason that I think it's wrong, and I mean this. I'm being serious. The only reason I think it's wrong is because those people were not on time. Stop it. You stop it right there. How long were they doing that, Sky? 20 minutes, right? That's wrong. If you're supposed to land at 9, you don't land until 9.20 because a guy's sleeping. That's not right. You stop it.
Because they couldn't have like a dinner reservation or something. Now, if they did this over the continental United States, I would not be down with this. Why? I would think it was really wrong because there are mountain ranges out there and there's a lot of traffic in the air. What if something goes wrong on the plane? You potentially could have had an in-air collision of it. In those 15 minutes, what if something goes wrong? They would wake up. Alarms would go off. You don't know that. I'm being serious. I do. What if they don't wake up in time? What if they're sound sleepers? If they're sound sleepers, that's wrong. They didn't wake up with the air traffic control trying to get all of them. Exactly. Thank you, Eddie. Yeah. But maybe the alarms are louder than, you know. Maybe you shouldn't fall asleep if you're driving a plane. It's true. Bro. You shouldn't. I said that. I already said that. I just don't think it's that big a deal. I think that they, you know what I think should happen to them as a result? What, Mike? I think that they should say you guys should not do that anymore. Don't. Wow. There's a warning. Really? If you do it again. Okay. Okay. If we do it again, we're going to suspend you guys for a week. Oh. Because you're not responsible for people's lives. So fall asleep if you're above the ocean. It's good. That's your nap time. All I'm doing, I said it was wrong, but I'm telling you, I'm just telling you from my honest experience. Like, for real, somebody asked me the other day. Right. Some friends of ours, I won't say the restaurant. They said they went into a restaurant and that they found a fly in the food.
What restaurant? Don't bother me. Well, yeah, that's different. I'm not going to eat it. I'm going to take it out, but it don't bother me. You said that before. If I find a hair in my food, I try to talk myself into the fact that it belongs to my wife, and I take it out, it's no big deal. Your wife is blonde. What if it's black? I will rationalize something. You will not. I promise you. I promise I do. Have I never admitted this? No, you have admitted this. You have. Admit this. My mind is very resilient when it comes to gross things. I bet you Sean would do the same thing. Yeah. No. Sean looks like he's freaking out. But as soon as I heard that plane story, I was like, what's the big whoop? They're on autopilot. They're not going to crash. Would you say that if you and Jake and Rebecca were on the flight? I would. I would. The only thing I would be upset about is the fact that we were late and I would say they should not be up there sleeping. That's wrong. I would. I would say just period. They should not be sleeping. It's wrong. You would not be saying that if something had happened when they were asleep. But that's the deal. I don't believe anything's going to happen. They're on autopilot. Eddie's kind of got a point though. They couldn't wake him up. Like you guys should wake up at least. Yeah. What if they ran out of gas? Gas? Out of gas? I don't think you're going to run out of gas. You got like. You can't do that.
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Well, yeah, she's like doing movie scenes, one from Evita, one from Beauty and the Beast, and one from Grease. Some people really have that look. Yeah. Hi, how you doing? Good. How are you? Well, we're obviously, we're going to be, you know, wrapping her up here in just a second. Somebody, as Skye says, is a little tie-tie. A little tie-tie. The cruises say that Suri needs to be treated as an adult because... Her being is actually hundreds of thousands of years old. Oh, don't do this. And so it's kind of rude to tell her that she has a bedtime because she's like thousands of years old. Now, how would you tell someone that? Come on. And you shouldn't dress her in little baby onesies and stuff. She can travel with them. With her Gucci bag. She doesn't need to eat baby food because she's not Sean. Wow.
That is maybe one of the most hysterical things I've ever heard. It's so hysterical, I can't give it the respect it deserves. Nothing I give that will be enough. Sean, that was brilliant. Sean, do not sign up. Get back on here. Where did he go? It's weird. Where did he go? Just having a little breakfast. Is that what was going on? Trying to. What are you eating over there, kid? I'm trying to eat. What are you eating? Ham and eggs, scrambled, and some wheat, dry wheat toast. Mike. Not ham's good. How's it sitting in your tummy? That's just the thing. I have to do it during the show because... I just had to heat it up because I haven't had time to eat it all morning, actually, Mike. Because I've been so busy. Mike, you should be, like, happy because I get tired. I've actually made three...
Highlights for you this morning. We're going to be honest. She made them for you. So I haven't even had time to go to the restroom or even heat up my food. So it got cold, so I had to heat it up this last break. It was my first free break in the morning. So sweet that she made me... I had to poop and eat at the same time. I don't have the time. I just took my styrofoam in there and I sat there on the pot. With my styrofoam Denny's. You gotta do what you gotta do. Good morning. That is impressive, girl. Thank you, Sky. 570. Am I missing anything big and giant, Sky? You're cute. Thank you. You're not so bad yourself, kid. Hey, hello. Wow. We just haven't talked about John McCain since, you know, the very beginning of the show. Which is a big, big story today. And McCain.
Again. Saying at the New York Times that he had this female lobbyist that he thought was pretty hot. Groped her. Well, hey. Made a little grab ass, you know. No one's saying that, no. I'm saying that. Which is cool. I will, you know. People accused me of that being wrong a while back when I was running for government. Yeah, that is true. And I said, that is what the state of California is based on. Well, you know, groping in, you know, proper amounts is all right. I call it the coochie coo. Yeah. I've always said that groping in moderation is all right. What does it mean? Don't get crazy about it. Don't go overboard. I like my groping like I like my sushi. How's that? Not too crazy. I like it. I like my groping like I like my groping. You want Christina?
Hi, how are you? How are you? What's going on? I was just calling because the Frances Bean thing, they named her, her middle name's Bean because that was their nickname for it when she was in utero. Well, they called her Bean? In utero. In utero. In utero, yes. I see. Well, thank you very much. You're welcome. There you go. That was P1 Christine. Let's see, P1 Josh, you there? Yeah, I'm here. What's up, man? I got a legitimate question for you, Mikey. I was wondering, you know how they're talking about making movies out of board games? Uh-huh. I was wondering, do you think that if they make a movie out of Monopoly, it's going to be about eight and a half hours long? Is it possible? Yeah. It could be. I'll have to look into that. Get frustrated and turn it off. Thank you for the call. 5701053. Oh, and we also never really talked about the girls on Idol. What about them?
Well, it's just that Idol was on last night and the girls were all sick. Everybody's dying. Oh, yeah. Like, isn't the flu going around all the people on Idol? Yeah. That's kind of gross. That was weird. Yeah. So, they sang and they sounded like kind of bad because of it. Kind of, yeah. Yeah. That's probably why everyone had such a hard time trying to guess my songs this morning. Oh, that might have been it. Because you're sick. Influenza. You guys want to hear Isaiah? Epperson? Is that how you say her name? Asia. Asia. Asia. Asia. Asia. Asia. Asia. Asia. Cut 18. They liked her. Yeah. There's a girl on the show that does a dead-on impression of Britney Spears. Oh, that was funny. No way. What is he? Her name is Katie Malloy. We actually have it. It's cut 15. Backstage during Hollywood Week, I was... Trying to get my nerves out. So me and a few other contestants were just kind of backstage having fun. And I just busted out with my Britney Spears impression. I'm like obsessed with music. Really. It's an obsession. It's like beyond. It's unhealthy. Okay. Oh, wow. Dude.
It's crazy. Yeah, it's really good. Did she look anything like her? Like, could she pull off, like, a tribute? I mean, she's a pretty blonde girl, and she, like, had the, like, facial expressions and stuff right, but that's about it. That sounded so much like her, man. Hey, who is... I already am not a fan. Of who? Of the chick that's from Atlanta, and she's a rocker. Oh, dude. Who is that, man? You mean Elvira? The Janis Joplin girl. Dude, how many times would that, you know? Amanda Overmeyer, I think her name is. Is that who it was? Amanda Overmeyer. Frankenstein. Aw. Cut seven. I suck your blood. Dude, she's going to, like, float up to your window tonight. Oh, my God. In the form of a bat. She's freaky. Well, she does that goofy Janis Joplin cookie monster. It's just how many times with chicks imitating Janis Joplin? Simon kind of said that. It's the same voice every time, too. He said, you know, okay, Janis did it, and she did it better than anybody could possibly do it. So now what? Now what do you got? No kidding. Well...
Not only that, but we've kind of seen it on that show Rockstar. First it was Rockstar NXS, then it was Rockstar Supernova. And there's always that chick who does their Janis Joplin impression. And what's funny is their regular voice is nothing like... It's a put-on. They don't go around talking like... Exactly. Just sing. P1 Tony P. Hey, how's it going, Mikey? What's up? I just wanted to let you know, when I was younger, I was eating Captain Crunch, because that's all I really knew how to make when I was little, you know, some cereal. And I was eating it, and like halfway through it, I looked in my bowl of cereal, and there was a bunch of baby cockroaches. And so, yeah, so I went back and checked out the whole cereal box, and it was full of cockroaches. It was pretty gross, so now I'm just disgusted with Captain Crunch. That was my favorite cereal when I was a kid.
I love that. That's my favorite one. Thank you for ruining great memories. P1 Bond. Hey, Mike. What's up? I used to live next door to a pilot who flew for Delta. And he said, I remember talking to him, he said pretty much autopilot can take the plane off and land it without any input. Exactly. What are we worried about? He's sitting there sleeping, do whatever. Exactly. Well, then why did they pass the airport? What autopilot will not do is if air traffic... Control has two planes, same altitude, headed for each other. Autopilot cannot decrease or increase altitude. Yeah, but you're out there in the middle of, you know, billions of square miles of ocean, you know. Well, maybe so are other planes. I don't agree with them. I don't agree with them sitting there sleeping, but Autopilot pretty much had it under control. Thank you. I agree with him. I don't agree with it. It's not like I'm saying, yes, I am running on the platform of I am four pilots sleeping. You said that you were on the scratch ticket that didn't care, bro. I'm saying that it's wrong. I'm saying it's wrong. But chill out, man. Chill out, bro. You're crazy. Chill out, bro. Mikey Show. Hey, what's going on, man? This is P1 Brandon. What's up? Not much, man. I just know that Mikey has a pretty good reputation with helping people out, and I kind of got myself in a bind.
Looking for a house right now or an apartment for me and my girlfriend, and I got a pit bull and can't find anywhere that'll take pit bulls, man. You mean you can't find any houses that'll take pit bulls or whatever? Yeah, I can't find a place to rent. Or an apartment. That is okay with having pit bulls. Wait a minute. Now, wait. Here's my question. Are they okay with pets, but they're not okay with pit bulls? Is that the deal? Yeah, there's breed restrictions all over the place. Oh. I didn't know that, man. Yeah, it's typically against German shepherds. Doberman pinchers and pit bulls. Yeah, because if they're renting and say the dog bites, the owner of the home could get sued if it's on the property. I'm just going to tell you what I would think of it if it were me. If it were me. Did you know anything about that? You didn't know any of this stuff when you got a pit bull? Actually, I had two pit bulls when I was younger and they had to get put to sleep and my friend breeds pit bulls.
And when they got put to sleep, my friend gave me a pit bull. How long have you known about this thing with the apartment places that they do this with breeds? You know, it's just been recently. I've been living at the same house. I've been living with a friend of mine, but now he's wanting to do some remodels. And so my girlfriend and I need to move out. And I can't find a place that'll, you know, let me take my pit bull. And I got to take my buddy, man. He's my best friend. Yeah, no, I hear you. You know, I guess these apartment places, if they have rules in place, they have rules in place. But I don't know, maybe somebody's listening and they got like a place they rent or something or I don't know. I don't know how I can help you, bro. I really I'm trying to think of how I can help. Man, I don't know. Just, you know, if anyone. you know, hears this or anything and has a place for it. Mike, you have a spare bedroom. Hello. Sorry, Sean stays in that room, so. That's true. Get out. That's right. I'm going to go eat some applesauce. There you go. All right, well, you know, if somebody knows, maybe they'll shoot me an email or something like that and I'll have Rob get your information and if somebody, you know, gives us info that'll help you, we'll pass it along. Hey, styling, man. I really appreciate it, Mike. Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. Hi, it's Quimby. It's who? Quimby. Hey, Quimby. Hey, Quimby. Are you guys back in on Big Brother 9 yet? I am, Quimby. I've been trying to talk to Eddie about it all morning. Okay, because that Amanda fight was the best thing I've ever seen on TV. Dude, how about Jen and the racist comment? Oh, my God. Eddie, you have to get back on in. I'm watching it. It's just stupid. Oh, no way. You just wait. You just wait. It's going to get better. Operation Condor. What up? Hi, Laura. Hi, Columbia. Thank you. Thank you. Lovely and talented Missy is up next. Today, Missy has a little lost and found. Play songs you haven't heard in a long time and may never want to hear again. So that's why you need to call in with your request. If she can find it, she'll play. Is that easy? Back tomorrow at 5.30. Mike's show's out late.