The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 02/25/08

1:41No Country for Old Men was the big winner last night at the Oscars, taking home four major awards. The Chargers signed former 49ers linebacker Derek Smith to a two-year deal. What do you think, Eddie? I think it's great. Yeah? I think it's really good. I think that if you look at our inside linebackers, you know, Stephen Cooper played really well last season. Matt Wilhelm kind of... Rollercoaster year, some good, some bad. I think adding Derek Smith to the mix really balances it out. I mean, I don't think he's going to start, but bringing him in certain situations is going to be really good. That's cool. 570-1053 is our phone number. You can call us at the beginning and end of every show with anything you want. It's open. That's what we call it, that open forum. You can ask questions, talk about anything, talk about stuff you saw on TV. The Oscars were last night. And so maybe people want to talk about that. So basically anything you want to. 570-1053 is the number. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 37. And we had an interesting weekend. We've been, you know, my family's been going through some crazy stuff over the last couple of months. And so we had just stuff going on. And so that was, it was just strange in that regard.

3:02Saturday night had had this plan for, I'm not kidding you, like a month to go to dinner with Clint from the afternoon show. Oh, yeah. Seriously, we had reservations at the restaurant Godfather. The Godfather? Godfather or the Godfather? Godfathers. Godfathers. Yeah. We'd had reservations there for like a month because I guess he says that you have to like have reservations because it gets really crowded. It was good, man. It was really good. I would recommend that place if people have never been to Godfather's. It's cool. The atmosphere is really cool. It's kind of dark. It reminds you of old school Italy. And it's like true Italian food. You can't order pizza on the menu. Right. There's no pizza. Because in Italy, they don't have pizza. Right. What did you get? First of all, it took forever for us to decide. All of us. Yeah. So the guy would come over and he would say, do you need a little bit more time? Yeah, we need a little bit more time. That's a mitch cracker and chopped liver. It took a long time. I'm not kidding. That must have happened three times that we had to have him come back. But I ended up getting a combo of cannelloni with veal. Ah, delicious. It's so good. That's a mitch cracker and chopped liver. No, it isn't.

4:23Rebecca got a steak that she had to make them cut open and cook until it was, you know, charred black. Nice. Clint had a little surf and turf. Oh. And he said it was one of the best steaks he's ever had. Oh, my gosh. He really loved it. And his wife had this pasta that looked really good. So it was good, man. Cool. Good food over there. Yesterday, I was cooking up a storm. parents came over, and I made for the first time in my life, I've never made chicken piccata. If you've never had it, you should try it because it's real good, but it's also really good because it's so easy to make. It's easy. Chicken piccata takes 20 minutes from start to finish. It's really good. Awesome! Eddie is our producer, our sports guy. He is 34 years of age. Anything cool happen this weekend? Well, I finished my game. Really? I actually finished it on Friday. Really? Yeah. I'm surprised you didn't call us all at home. I thought about it. I thought about it. But it was kind of anticlimactic. Really? Yeah. It was weird. Like, it ends very strangely. Like, it's basically setting up for Assassin's Creed 2. And then it, like, the credits roll for a good three minutes. And I'm like, something's going to happen here. Because that ended really weird. And then all of a sudden, you're back in the game.

5:51As soon as the credits are gone. And it gives you the opportunity to go back and kind of finish anything you didn't finish in the game. Really? Which I could do, but I'm like, I don't know if I want to go back and all that stuff. I mean, I'm basically done with it. Right. I don't know. It was pretty interesting. It was overall a great experience. Good game. I mean, the graphics are crazy. Yeah. Like nothing you've ever seen before. Yeah. Really good. Skye is our news girl. She's 30 years old. She's got her sweater rocking today. Hi. She's rocking that sucker, man. Sweater. She likes her some sweaters. Yeah. Skye, what's new with you? What'd you do? Oh, well, Saturday was quite a doozy because we, you know, last week bought all these trees that we wanted to plant. And I just, I want to get it done. I want to get out there. But we had rototilled our backyard like a couple weeks prior. I rototilled. And put all this extra soil, and with all the rain, it basically turned it into a mud pit. Like, you step out there, and your whole foot would sink to the point where the top of your shoe is covered. Oh, wow. But I didn't... Too much? No, it's just because with the rain, it just made it like a mud pit. Yeah. And I didn't give a rip. You were out there. And Bunny Boo was like, let's just wait. No, no. I want these trees in the ground now, so...

7:14I'm bummed I didn't take pictures because we got to the point where we gave up. We didn't even care anymore. We're down on our knees in the mud, sitting on our butt in the mud. No pictures. No pictures. No. No, because I was too muddy by the time I thought of it to go in the house. So before we went in the house, we had to spray ourselves outside with the hose, take our clothes off outside, and go in the house. Oh, yeah. Talk about it. That was a really great scene in the movie, I guess. So that was all. Saturday. That was fun and exhausting and muddy. And then... How are you going to deal with those clothes? Well, we hosed them all off. Okay. And then... Did you have to, like, take a brush or something? Like a real sturdy brush and, like, get all the... No, just took the hose, like, it has that little nozzle where you could do, like, a mist or really, like, pressure wash. Yeah. And just took the pressure wash and shh. Yeah. You know, and then wrung them out. Yeah. And then threw them in the washer. Did they come out real good? Yeah, perfect. There you go. Came out good. And then slept like junk last night. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of not feeling so well. The boo was like snoring all night. And like to the point where I kept hitting him. I was so over it. I just kind of jab him in the back. Rebecca was watching TV late last night. Was she watching BB-80? Yeah. Oh, dude.

8:32That's what she was watching. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen on television. Yeah, craziest. Really? Yeah. It was basically like they decided they were going to do a strip club. And the girls were being like strippers. Strippers, full on strippers. Getting naked. Are you kidding? They were full on naked. Full on naked. And then they all got in the pool together and all started making out with each other. Okay. It was like, whoa. It was like porno central. It was like, what is going on? That's crazy. And this is my first season watching Big Brother After Dark, so immediately this morning I said to him, I'm like, has this stuff happened for, and he's like, no, no, this is crazy. Really? It was insane last night. Yeah, it was kind of disgusting. Yeah, well, I woke up, and, you know, because I was really trying to watch the, I wanted to see who was going to win Best Picture, Best Director, all that. So I would kind of like wake up and see an award be given out. And as soon as I saw the credits rolling on the Oscars, good night. Right. So I'm out, but I kept waking up because the light in the room from the TV. And so I finally about 11 something said, honey, are you going to bed pretty soon? And she said, yeah. So I woke up again close to midnight and I didn't say anything. I just kind of looked up and I think she thought, well, I'm going to give him a break. So she turned it off.

9:53But I did notice that, that it was Big Brother after dark. Dude, it was nuts. Crazy. It was crazy nuts. Absolutely crazy. Like, I can't even... I looked for a second, and apparently at that moment in time that I looked nothing crazy like that was going on, so that must have been earlier or late or something. Yeah, I just kept saying to my husband, I'm like, oh, their parents must be so proud. Oh, boy. I kept thinking to myself, I'm surprised that the producers are letting this happen. Yeah. Because I know it's, you know, whatever, showtime, but... It was pretty debaucherous to the point of where I kept thinking that big voice was going to come on and go, all right, guys, knock it off. Break it up. It never happened. They let it go, and it was crazy. Wow. Let's see. Shawnee is our sound effects guy. Whoa. Oh, look at that noggin. Whoa. Somebody broke out the shears. That's right. Did it myself. Actually, I had help from my wife. Did you put the garbage bag down on the sink? Yes, I did, Mike. What Sean does, for those of you that are new to the show, seven people on the show. Myself, Eddie, Sky, Sean, Ashley, Boston, Robin, Seth. And what Sean does, he cuts his own hair. What he does, he cuts it down to just little nubs of little tiny hairs coming out. Looks like a five o'clock shadow on his head. It's like that floby. Mm-hmm. Barely nothing there now. But what he'll do is...

11:16He'll let it grow out, you know, real like Ben Affleck high. You know what I mean? It'll get like as high as Ben Affleck's hair in Good Will Hunting. I do let it go sometimes. It must get long enough to where you have to sort of take scissors to it before you take clippers to it, right? No? No. It's never that long? No, dude. I just run those clippers right through it. So it's a small setting. It's real short. And I had to because my wife was getting really mad at me. She doesn't like the long hair. I think you look best now. I love that. I'll trim down. I really want to rub my hands all over my head. No, it's not going to happen. But I want to. I understand, but it won't happen. Well, when I see you. No, I don't think so. We'll see. Maybe not. Sean's a germaphobe, so he doesn't like it when people touch him. Not at all. He doesn't mind it when I do. That is not true. We're in Operation Condor. Oh, that's great. Let's see. Shawnee, anything interesting happening with you this weekend? No. Nothing at all? No. All right. What did you do? You watched some TV? Yeah. Oh, no. What? I said something. I said something. No, no, no. Actually, it's nothing. It's just everything was, like, really boring.

12:45And I thought, oh, maybe I'll mention something. Oh, what was that that you were going to mention? What? Well, it's so boring. No, no, no. I want to know. Well, you know, we have. Now so much time has gone by that we need to know. Yeah. We have cabinets in our kitchen and none of them have like drawer pulls or knobs or anything like that. So I had to put them on and I was having a really hard time because I am obsessive and compulsive. And so. I'm like measuring, remeasuring, measuring the center, then out from the center to put the screws in. Did you get that tool? You mean a screwdriver and a drill? No, there's actually a specific tool so you can measure perfectly. It's like at Home Depot. Oh, a ruler? No, not a ruler. It's actually like a square, and it has different holes in it, and you put it to the top of the drawer, and it shows you exactly where you put it every single. I'm not familiar with that. Yeah, could have probably saved you quite a bit of time. Yeah, I took a lot of time. Well, I'm sure it's practically impossible to do it your way. Well, I did it, but it was really hard. Yeah. You learned. That's right. There's a tool for that. Awesome. Literally every drawer is done. Oh, Sean. Every drawer. And there were a lot of drawers.

14:11See, I think you guys concern yourself too much with them being even. Why not just throw those suckers on? No, no, no. Just put those suckers on. You cannot do that. All they're supposed to do is help you open up that thing. That's all. I'm so angry now. Supposed to open the cabinet. What is going on in there, Ashley? You really just threw me off. What? I couldn't see you. She turned one of her lights off in her studio. It had the wrong light on. I'm very particular about my lights in here. That's not the way it usually is in there, is it? Yeah. It is? I couldn't see you before because the front lights were on and it was reflecting, which irritates me. Whenever a light changes, it really... Okay, Sean, stop it. Sean just made it completely dark in his office through the camera, which really made me uncomfortable. He's doing it on purpose, I guess, to make me feel uncomfortable. What are you talking about? Dude, it's like Blair Witch in there. I know it. Okay, Sean, don't put your face against the screen. Don't do that. I'm so scared right now. You see Sean snot in his nose, his big tears welling up. All right. Ashley, did you do anything interesting this weekend? Not really. I'm still getting over my flu. Like, I slept all weekend. Mm-hmm.

15:35And played with my dog. Mm-hmm. Some nice meals with some friends. Did you cook? What? No. You didn't do any cooking? I baked. Yeah, what'd you bake? Cookies. Did you throw out that old recipe? No, dude, I'm telling you, some people love them. And I'm realizing the trick is right when they come out of the oven. Yeah. Because you know how I'll save the cookie dough. So I've got like a big tub of it. Right. I'm not going to waste it. Ashley made cookies that she brought in on Friday that didn't go over well. They didn't go over well. New recipe. But you know what I realized is it's all about when they first come out of the oven because then it's like they're crispy on the outside but soft on the inside. There you go. That's the catch right there. That's right. Boston Rob is our phone screener. He's a singer-songwriter. This Thursday, he's going to be competing against Eddie. Wow. Out of K1 Racing in Carlsbad. And they've competed a lot over the last year. I haven't won that many. Well, you've only won one of them. Eddie's won all the rest, and there's been a lot. If you keep in count, only one. I'll tell you what makes it fun. I'll tell you what I really enjoy about it the most. And it's a guilty pleasure. I say this with a guilty conscience, as I admit it to you.

16:57But what is so fun is watching Rob try so hard. Oh, yeah. I do give it my all. He does. He tries. It's not cute. I'm meaning me. It's really cute. He tries to win. Eddie uses very little of what he has to. Wow. He just goes out there and does his thing. That slam dunk competition we did was ridiculous. I know. It was. I should have won that. No, dude. You couldn't make a dunk for like 30 minutes it took you to make one dunk. Complex and intricate. There was a lot going on in my slam moves. Yeah. No. Yeah. No. Anyways. And then you ended up copying me at the end. Copy you? Yeah. Remember? I just took you a dunk all to date, made it a little better. Right. Copy. That's right. Rob, you do anything this weekend? Nah. I had game night on Friday night. That's cool. What'd you play? This new game called Buzzword. Well, I don't know if it's new, but it was new to me. How does it work? You get, like, one word. Like, the word will be, like, night. You know? And then there's a bunch of clues. There's ten clues. You got 45 seconds. And every answer will contain the word night in it. Like, there'll be, like, sayings. Like, all night long. You know what I mean? So, play that. And then this game, Apples to Apples. I love that game. What is that? This game is bomb. I don't even... It's, like...

18:20It's hard to explain. It's obviously a game of comparison, it sounds like. Hard to explain. Yeah, but it's, like, really... Yeah, it's really fun, and it's, like, it's really personality-based. You know what I mean? Like, you have to play people's personalities, and it was interesting to play. I've never played it in my life. I think that the Mikey show is long overdue for a game night. Yeah. We have a blast on game nights. Yeah. So, well, that's cool. Zethi and Oates, he is the youngest guy on the show. He's only 22, and he is... He reminds us a lot of Charlie Brown. What's wrong with you this weekend, Zeth? Nah, pretty boring. Boring weekend? Yeah. How about you guys? Oh, come on, Charlie Brown. 570-1053 is our phone number. And you can call us about anything you want at the beginning and end of every show. It's an open forum. And so feel free to call us. Did you see the Oscars last night? Were you looking forward to seeing the Oscars?

19:24Was there any surprises for you? That kind of thing. So call us right now. 570-1053. Anything you want. Mikey Show. Who's this? What's up, man? Oh, that is a great question. You know, I did not. And I sat down to start. And my problem, as I talk about many times here on the air, is time. I'm very constricted with time. But I have been working on a project which I just kind of completed. And so I might have a little bit more time to devote to that. And what he's referring to is, if you didn't know, we all hate this studio. There are so many problems with the studio. And it's not an issue of people.

20:21It really is not an issue with people because we have some really incredible engineers. Their hands are tied because we have all this old equipment. And it just so happens that a lot of our equipment is failing. And they do their best to maintain it. But when it's 20 years old, the microphones that Sky and Eddie are using are literally 20 years old. I was told that by one of the guys that knows all about audio and stuff. He said those mics are 20 years old, so there's not much you can do with them. They are what we thought they were. Oh, that is true. So that's the bottom line. P1 Josh? Yeah, man. What's going on? I got a question for you, Mikey. Do you think that the Transformers got shafted last night after the award? For Best Picture, yes. No. Like Golden Compass won for special effects. That movie looks like a video game. Eddie, what did you think? I completely agree with this guy. I was kind of shocked that it didn't win for its effects. Because those Transformers were some of the coolest things I've ever seen on film. I agree with that. I don't know how it didn't win.

21:27It didn't win for... Didn't it win for some kind of... It didn't win at all for anything. Oh, yeah, it was nominated for a bunch of stuff, but didn't. Visual effects. And, like, sound mixing or whatever, but no, nothing. That Bourne Ultimatum did really good with a bunch of, like, editing and sound and stuff like that. Yes, sound mixing and sound editing. So, Sky, who were, like... Who were the big winners at the Oscars? Well, the big winner overall was No Country for Old Men, which took Best Picture, Best Director, Best Writing, and Best Actor in a Supporting Role. So four major awards went to that movie. The other categories... Wait a minute. Speaking of that, the Eddie line is ringing. Oh, it is? The Eddie line is ringing? Hello? It's so early. Wow. This is the guy from Old Country for... No men. No country for old men. So this is Antoine Chugger. Chugger. Hey, what's up? I'm calling you because I want to flip a coin. I don't want to flip a coin with you. No. I just flipped it. Call it. Well, I need to know what's at stake. Oh, wow. That makes me nervous. I don't want to call it. Do you know what? Here it says on this coin. No, I don't.

22:54Oh, God, that's scary. No, that's... I don't want to talk to you anymore. Oh, he's making me really scared. I'm just kidding, you guys. Oh! I'm a joker. I'm a joker. The real reason that I was calling today was to let you know you have problems with your vehicle. You should take it to Amco. Well, no, I don't think that's why you're calling. I don't know that they want you to be their spokesperson. Yeah, right? That's odd. Okay. Thank you, Antoine. That's enough. Goodbye. Goodbye. That was scary. I'm glad he didn't ask me what time I go to bed. That's right. I don't want him to know that. That was Xavier Bardem as Regis Philbin called him last night. No, he did not. Cut four.

24:00Everybody in place right there, Forrest Whitaker. Here's Xavier Bardem. Nice to see you. Oh, no, he did not. I mean, right to his face. Uh-oh. Oh, man. He also said that Michael Clayton was the most nominated movie that year. That's not. No, that's not. And he said it right to George Clooney, and Clooney's like, uh. Not too much. Yeah, Clooney doesn't know what to say at that point, right? It was brutal. Did you guys know Tom Cruise, P1 Tom Cruise is on the line right now? Oh, wow. Hello, P1 Tom Cruise. Hey, how's it going? Good. Oh, man. I'm convinced that Scientology is definitely real now. Why? I was going down Hollywood Boulevard yesterday. Uh-huh. And Hollywood's pretty much owned by Scientology, right? So anyways, there's all these Scientology buildings everywhere. And one of them's open to the public. Right. So I go in there and they're like... This was yesterday you did this? Yeah, yesterday. You did this in Hollywood yesterday? Yeah, it was my aunt's birthday, and she was like five minutes away, so we went down there for the weekend. Okay. And so on the way back, we stopped there. Uh-huh. We're walking down. We see the building. I'm like totally psyched out. I'm like, oh, my God, I got to go take that food stress test, right? Because I go in there. There's like this little receptionist. She calls out this little Chinese lady, and she brings out this little plastic box, right? Uh-huh. And it's got like all these knobs and needles on it.

25:25Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Absolutely nothing. I'm sitting there for like 10 minutes just holding on to the polls. Absolutely nothing. And then my girlfriend goes and does it. Same thing. My cousin, same thing. Absolutely nothing. I'm convinced. Scientology is definitely, you know, they're pretty legit. So then you left? Then they're like, so are you interested in buying any of our books? I'm like, you know what? I think I'm good. Did you have to pay for it? No, it was free today, yesterday. Why was it free yesterday? I guess because there'd be a lot of people walking around. Oh, I get it. Because, like, the spotlight's on them because of Hollywood or something? I don't know. I was just walking down and I guess... You're confusing me. Hang on a moment. Yeah. P1 Tom Cruise. Yeah. You went... Yeah. You went yesterday to a Scientology place in Los Angeles. Yep. Which is confusing right from the very beginning because you're like, I don't know.

26:56Disneyland, Universal Studios, Magic Mountain, or should we go to the Scientology place and take the test? Because I'm trying to figure out why you and your family decided that that was an outing to do yesterday, but hey, whatever. Maybe you were curious. You were like, what could this be about? So maybe that was it, and so you go. And when you go, you do this thing, but I've always heard that that costs money. Well, yeah, probably it does, but yesterday it was free because they're probably trying to get people to come in. So that they'll get hooked on it and they'll start, you know, wanting to get more into it. Did you know that it was free before you went? Yeah. Yeah, they have like a little sign outside saying free stress test. Oh, okay. I got you. Yeah. So you went and did the free stress test. Yeah. So I don't get that the needle didn't move on the thing and now you believe Scientology is real? No, I'm kidding. He was being sarcastic. More of a joke to me now. It's more of a joke. So the stress test didn't work. Like the thing didn't even work. It didn't even move. I'm dead serious. It was a plastic box. That's it. It's like little knobs and needles. There you go. All right. That was P1 Tom Cruise. Thank you very much, P1 Tom Cruise. We're going to be talking about this when we come back, because we've got to take a break here in a second. We're going to talk about the Oscars now. I want people to call in and tell me what you think, but so many strange and bizarre things, so many sort of observations of the Academy Awards yesterday.

28:21Sky was telling me, now I haven't heard it or seen it yet, but Sky was telling me Gary Busey did like one of the most amazingly inappropriate things ever on the red carpet. And so we'll play that audio. I don't know how well it's going to transfer because it is a very visual thing, but I think we'll hear something. Probably. Okay. But Sky told me about this. It's really inappropriate. Like I, in fact, when she told me, I was like, that is the most like. Crazy thing to do in someone's space. Yeah. Oh, no. That's crazy. Maybe if it happened to Sean, Sean would have. Oh, no. Oh, no. If it happened to Sean, he really probably would have lost his mind. Oh, yeah. Freaked out. Yeah. And so we got to talk about that. As a matter of fact, after we take the break, we'll come back and we'll play you the audio of what happened. But it was real weird. So we'll get into that. Those Spirit Awards that, was it Rainn Wilson that came on? You know, the guy that plays Dwight. He hosted them over the weekend. So the Spirit Awards happened. I didn't know what they were. But they went on day before the Oscars on Saturday. Big story out there. A couple big stories. One, Ralph Nader's decided he's running for president to screw everything up. Awesome. Yes.

29:43And also, have you heard about this woman that died on the American Airlines flight? And so we'll tell you about that. Saturday Night Live was back. Rider Strike is over. Saturday Night Live was back. Mike Huckabee did a bit with them. And the big thing, too, is I want your phone call. So call us. 570. 5701053. Call us right now. We did just a couple of calls here in open phones, but I'd love to hear from you and see what you're up to and what you're thinking and what's going on and all that stuff. So 5701053. On the show today, something called the Dumb Chick Challenge. You may have heard of it. Also on the show today, TMZ's Katie Daryl. Lots of stuff going on in the Hollywood community. She's probably got all the updates on the Hollywood parties last night. That's what I wanted to ask. I wonder if she got to go to any of the bigger ones. She works for TMZ, but does that mean that she gets to go? If she does, cool. I really want to hear it. But I wonder if those are hard to get into. So we'll talk to her and ask her about that.

30:52And we're going to do P1 Trivia today. Cool. Yeah, so somebody will win the chance to come and hang out in the studio with us on Friday. You get to come hang out with us the whole day on Friday as we're on the air. Get a backstage pass and experience the show in person. And we're also going to do Ask Mikey today, which is an advice segment. We'll do it in the 9 o'clock hour, so it's going to be later on in the show. It's an advice segment. Just know what you're getting. I'm a strange guy. I don't have a degree in psychology. It's one friend to another. Just know who I am, and we'll do that in a little bit. Larry the Cable Guy in the Stand-Up Spotlight. My brother just celebrated his second wedding anniversary, and they were going to celebrate. He wanted to have sex, and she wanted to go to Outback, and my grandma wanted to go to church and have them rededicate the wedding vows, so they all compromised, and they had sex out back at the church. I was going to get married one time. You know, it's hard finding the right person. I was living with a girl for about eight months until she found out I was there. But there was another girl that I was in love with. We was going to get married, but she wasn't going to take my name. So I broke that relationship off because I'm a traditionalist. I think they ought to take the name. Plus, I thought it would be cool both of us named Larry. Hey, Mikey. The Mikey Show is on. I just want to say I love the show. I listen to you guys every single day.

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36:11So far, we're looking fairly decent out here this morning. We've got maybe some wet roadways in some spots left over from the weekend, little shallow pools here and there. So, you know, be careful with that. A little patchy fog as well. Other than that, we're looking at a pretty typical ride for the most part. We do have a situation where somebody kind of spun out after blowing out a tire here in the westbound 52 before Santo Road. They're sitting in the center divide. Stay to the right and get around them. Maybe a little slow traffic on the approach as people use some caution there. Your ride out of Escondido on the South 15 is picking up some brake lights now. Up to 78 down through right around Felicita before it lets you loose. Not too bad quite yet. You are seeing a few brake lights down the coastline already on South 5 and some reduced speeds here out of Lucadia. Kind of off and on in towards Solana Beach. Coming up out of the South Bay, a few brake lights here as well on both the 5 and the 5 northbound. A little scattered stuff up through National City on both these freeways. The border wait, though, a good two hours already at San Jacinto getting into the U.S. Don McLaurence on Rock 105.3. Is this Ryan? Yeah, this is Ryan. Ryan, what's the deal? You went to AMCO? Yeah, actually, I took your advice. Last week, my check engine light came on, and I heard the radio ad yesterday morning on the way to work, and I went to the Mission Borgs location, and Nick hooked it up. He found out that my number three spark plug wasn't firing, so I told him, hey, you know, I can fix that myself, but I told him, you know, even though he wasn't able to do the service on my truck,

37:36that he has my service down the road for when my transmission goes out. Because he did that for free, right? Yeah, he did it for free. See, I mean, how can you not respect that? You didn't end up having, and most people, they would have charged you just to tell you that. And then, you know what I mean? And now that guy's got a customer for life. And that's basically what Amco's philosophy is. Amco diagnoses you for free, just like this guy. It's double A-M-C-O. The Mikey Show. And now something you might have missed on The Mikey Show. I guess there's a part in the book where you talk about fighting a guy in a hotel basement. Oh, my gosh. It was in the lobby, actually. It was in the lobby. Now, why did you do that? I think it was a guy who wrestled Tito before. It's called Iceman, My Fighting Life. And listen, Chuck, we appreciate you coming on the show this morning, man. Mikey Show, hello. My name is Barbara. Hello, Barbara. I'm a bit concerned about that interview that just took place. About the Chuck Liddell interview? Yeah. What's the matter, Barbara? Well, what's going on with him? Barbara, I don't want to say anything about Chuck Liddell. He's my favorite fighter. He's been on cold medicine, and he could have just had the flu. Sick is one thing, Eddie, but that's a whole other different issue. I didn't realize.

39:02Mikey. Rock 105.3. Welcome back. It's the Mikey Show at 640. For the first time since the pregnancy rumors started, Angelina Jolie showed her baby bump this weekend. If I were a professional golfer, I don't know how I would feel anymore. Tiger Woods wins again, wins the match play championship in dominating fashion. He's pretty good, right? Dude, it's the most dominating... athlete in any sport I think ever. I really believe that. He is incredible. When it's all said and done, do you think he'll shatter every major record? Yes. He just passed Arnold Palmer on a career wins list. Arnold Palmer. That's unreal. Tiger Woods needs a drink named after him. Did he play yesterday or Saturday? Both days.

40:10Yesterday, he was in the finals against Stewart Cink and just mopped the floor with him. So is the deal that lately he's just been winning every single... I mean, he wins every time he plays. Every time he plays, he wins. It's sick. That's crazy. I wonder what it is that he... Maybe it's everything, but I wonder what that weird thing is that he has. I don't know. I mean, you know, part of it is just God-given talent. Part of it is that I think he's cured now. And so as good as he was before, he's even better now. And, you know, he works on his game. In golf, don't you get to play, like, pretty late in life? Like, you can play for a long time, right? Yeah, I mean, yeah. You don't really go into the, like, senior tour until you're, like, 50. You're eligible when you're 50. So he's got a long time. Dude, he'll dominate for another 10 years. That's crazy. Yeah. So crazy good. Let's see. P1 Melanie is on the line. Hi, Melanie. Hi. What's up? Hi. This question is for Ashley and Skye. All right. Is it me or was Jack Nicholson totally hot last night?

41:25I think he did, like, look better than usual. I don't know if I would go totally hot, but I did notice, like... For an older guy, yeah. Yeah, he was looking a little more youthful last night. Skye kind of likes older guys, though, right, Skye? Yeah. He likes the older distinguished. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. He got mad props, too, from the host. I mean, you know, about the whole pregnancy. Yeah, that was pretty funny. Yeah. I have a question. Oh, no. Melanie. Oh, no. Getting creepy. Let me ask you a little question here. Are you single? No. No, I'm married. What about birth control? No, I'm done. How old are you, Melanie? Melanie, how old are you? I'm 33. 33 years old. Yes. You're about, I don't know, 12 years older than Jack likes him, but... Not bad. Ashley says he's not hot. But I do know what you mean when you say, like, he looked good last night, and I really enjoyed, like, his introduction. I mean, he did a really good job. I was like, yeah, you know, he still got it, but I don't think... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know what I mean for an older guy? I mean... I thought she said Jack Nicholson. Yeah.

42:46Yeah, Jack Nicholson. Okay, you know that too? Yeah. Okay, when you said introduction, I thought, oh. Whatever his thing was, his like. When he introduced the nominees. Oh, okay, got it, got it, got it. His little thing he was talking about, like his introduction to the. Got it, got it, got it. Little montage that played. Cool, Melanie. Thank you for the call. No problem. All right, so this Gary Busey thing. Oh, no. So Gary Busey walks up as Jennifer Garner's being interviewed by Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet. Oh, no. And it's actually Jennifer Garner and Laura Linney. They're standing there together, right? Eddie, do you know about this? I've kind of heard about it, but I didn't see it. I didn't see it either. Yeah, me neither. But I guess Gary Busey interrupts and he starts to kiss Jennifer Garner's neck. Oh, dude. Yuck, yuck, yucky. How bizarre is that? Why is Gary Busey at the Oscars? Yes. Yes.

43:46Cut 24. You! I've been looking for you for years. Oh, no. What I do? This is what you haven't done. There's a lot I need to do. Hi, girls, how are you? Laura Linney, Jennifer Garner, what were you chatting about? Oh, very soon before I heard information. No, but it's so good. Do you think we could be sisters? Absolutely. I think, I believe what Jennifer was saying to you was fantastic cover section of the calendar of the LA Times this morning. Beautiful. That was a shock. It was really nice. That was really a shock. Now, before I find out why I'm getting attacked over here, Let me ask you about your dresses. Who's made... What? What are you doing? I'm a little nervous, but... Don't worry. We have people. Tell me about your dress. I'm wearing Michael Kors. I'm in Ferragamo bag with shoes and Kathy Waterman jewelry. Hello. How are you? Congratulations. Thank you so much. God bless you. Thank you. Nice to see you again. Good to see you. You know Jennifer Garner? What? Jennifer Garner? That's Jennifer Garner. Hi. Hi. Hi. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

44:57Jennifer, come here. Sorry, yes, tell me, Supermom, I was going to ask you about balancing everything. Did it just happen? Supermom, tell me how that goes for you. Tell me about getting kissed on the neck on the red carpet by this man. That was nice. Where's Ben right now? I don't know, but we need him quickly. Yes, I think so. I'm stealing her. We have more secrets to tell. Okay, have fun. I did read an article. I'll do one question for you. Ben Affleck, is he going to run for office? Is he going to get into public safety? He's actually going into the presidential race. Yes, he's going 08. Good to see you. Thanks. Seth Rogen. We'll talk to you later. I'll see you at that party. Yeah, you know the one. Take care. Let me just work my way. Good to see you guys. All right. Have fun. Thank you very much. There's lots to chat about, lots to do. I have no idea how to explain what's happening on this carpet right now. You know, this is what is so striking to me about that is that I think to myself, hey.

46:03Just because he's a star doesn't mean you can't get security to jump in. They should have treated that like he was any other wacko. Take care of your head by wearing your helmet. I agree. Just because he has been in a couple of movies doesn't mean that security shouldn't go. He shouldn't be doing that. Awkward. It's clearly he's making everybody uncomfortable. Yeah, man. It's creeping me out. And when Seacrest goes, you know, don't worry, we have people. They do. Like, there's security standing all over. But security, because he's a star, probably just smiles like, oh, this is, you know, Hollywood celebrities doing their thing. No, no, no. Well, I think Jennifer Garner handled it very well. Yeah, considering. If she wanted to be crazy and snap, she could have. And then I'm sure security would have been right there. Last night, my wife said that she thinks that Jennifer Garner is, like, the most likable person in the world. Wow. I like her. And I go, why? What makes you say that? And she goes, she's so normal. She goes, I love the way, I love like the way she talks. It sounds real normal girl. And I said, really? Cause I don't know. She's not on my radar at all. So I don't know. And she goes, yeah, she said. And plus when I see her in magazines, she refuses to be like a Hollywood star. She goes to the park to play with her kids and she wears a sweatshirt and she'll wear baseball caps, no makeup. And she doesn't do the whole, like she just lives her life normal.

47:23I like her too, just too bad she can't act. Aw, Eddie. I don't think I've ever seen her act. I really don't. Read the movie The Kingdom, which is an action film, and she plays like a CIA operative. Well, that was an unfortunate incident, Eddie. It's brutal, dude. That was unfortunate. This was not a good portrayal. But romantic comedy. I'm sure she can pull that off. I don't watch those. She's so good. Catch and release. Hey, Eddie saw Sicko. Yeah. When did you see it? When was it? Saturday? What did you think of it? I hated it. Really? It infuriated me. I haven't seen it. What? Dude. You know how most, you are a big fan of documentaries. Yeah. And most documentaries try to show you kind of both sides of the story. Yeah. Not Michael Moore. Yeah. It's Michael Moore's point of view. Right. It's so slanted. Yeah. It's really infuriating to watch as an American. Now, don't get me wrong. There is so much that is wrong with our healthcare system and insurance companies and things like that. Right. I completely agree with his take on that. Right. But all the other junk that he puts in there. Yeah.

48:35He, at one point, does this thing where Hillary Clinton, he talks about Hillary Clinton's, you know, plan for national health care. Right. And, like, makes her out to be an angel. And, like, plays this music of, like, she's, like, the greatest woman on earth. Really? It's what it says. She's an angel. And how crazy of us to not listen to her. Really? Which just kind of made me scratch my head. Right. And then he goes to other countries. He goes to France. He goes to Canada. He goes to Cuba. And talks about how great it is there. And how, you know, they have national health care for everybody. And, you know, America. Does he talk about how great it is there? Or does he talk about how great their health care is there? He talks about how great it is there. And in Cuba, about how we're taught to, you know, think that Cuba is our enemy. But these people are amazing. And they're great. And look at how great this country is. And they're able to do national health care. And I'm thinking to myself, well, Cuba's the size of Florida. Right. So, you know, they could probably afford it. Right. And countries like Canada and France have no big defense national security. Right. So they're able to afford it because, you know, we're the biggest, baddest country on earth. Yeah. We kind of have to have a defense plan. And that's probably.

49:54part of the reason why we can't afford it, but you would never know that because Michael Moore doesn't tell you anything other than we're jacked. Right. I gotta watch it. It's bad. Like, it made me so mad. My brother, Mark, who's the biggest Libby McLib on the planet, he loves it, you know, obviously, because he's super liberal. Yeah. And he just he demands that I watch it. I haven't seen it yet. You know, so every time we talk almost. Well, you know, one of the funny parts is that after, you know, Hillary Clinton's plan got shot down because she actually, you know, Bill Clinton, when he was president, put her in charge of coming up with this national health care plan. And it got shot down for a lot of reasons, which you don't you don't know in the movie. He doesn't tell you why it got shot down. It's just the evil Republicans shot it down. And then. When Hillary Clinton ran for the Senate, she is the second biggest contributor.

50:55from drug companies was from Hillary Clinton. Yeah, she takes a lot of special interest money, Hillary does. Which I'm like, they're the evil empire, and she is taking money from them, so it doesn't make any sense. It's really irritating. Like she takes money from them to run a campaign or something? Yeah, she'll take contributions from drug companies, but yet hates the drug companies because of her national health care plan and all that. It's not easy. It's not easy. Yeah, I'll say. That is interesting. And then Eddie also saw the assassination of Jesse James by the coward Robert Ford, which is easy to say when you walk up to the window at the movie theater. What did you think, Eddie? I thought it was very slow. Yes. I thought it could have been about an hour shorter. Yeah. You know, there was a lot of long shots of scenery and interesting stuff. But overall, I kind of enjoyed it. I really love Westerns. And, you know, I kind of liked it for that. And I thought the performances were real good. It looked cool. It looks great. It looks really cool. And I know the guy was up for the award for cinematography last night. He should have won it because it was really, really good to look at. Mike? Yes. Before I move on, can I make a recommendation? Oh, no. I just want to say, Jumper was an excellent year.

52:17I love you, Michael. I love you, too. What are you even talking about? The Mikey Show. Rock 105.3. I've never done the engagement ring thing before, so I wanted to make sure I did it right. Jared, the Galleria of Jewelry customer, David Holt. That's Jared. They had lots of loose diamonds. They took time to show us five or six or seven diamonds, and then they took the time to take each one of these diamonds and they set it in the setting so we could see what it would look like. If you're considering an engagement ring, go to Jared with... Five times the selection of ordinary jewelry stores. I went back to get the ring and I was floored. I knew my wife was going to come to tears when she saw it. Design your ring at Jared. Select from hundreds of settings in gold or platinum. Then choose from thousands of diamonds to create a ring that is uniquely yours. I get text messages saying nothing more than her ring is beautiful all the time. Jared the Galleria of Jewelry. Now open near Mission Valley Mall off Interstate 8 on Mission Center Road. If you haven't heard, there's a new airline flying out of San Diego. It's Virgin America. Now, you can find out tons of details because they have so many cool things going on at Virgin America at their website, virginamerica.com. But, oh, man, there's so much cool stuff. And it's like they get it. They get that.

53:39You don't want to dread flying. You know, lots of people have flying anxiety. So they try and make it as cool as possible for you. One of the many cool things they got on Virgin America is everybody gets their own TV screen, whether you're in the main cabin or whether you're in first class. And you can do so many things on this TV screen. But one of the things is satellite TV. And on our trip, because we just went to San Francisco the other weekend, and we flew back on what day was that? That was President's Day that we flew back. And so I'm watching CNN. I'm watching all the President's stuff. I'm eating it up. You know, I love it. And then the hubby, there was breaking news because this baseball player, Andy Pettit. Is that right, Eddie? Andy Pettit. Okay, I know. I should know these things. But his name is Andy Pettit. That was the moment that he had had the big... press conference talking about the steroid scandal and all that stuff and so if we were on any other airline we would have missed that but my husband was so into it it was a live press conference it was breaking news and when we were landing my husband didn't want to turn it off because it was still in the middle of it he was like can we be the last people i'm like no we need to get off the plane now and go home we can watch it at home but

54:53Virgin America gets it. They make your flying experience so enjoyable. They offer so many things that nobody else out there offers. Main cabin seats start at just $44, and first-class seats start at $149. Like I said, they just started flying out of San Diego, so I suggest you check it out at virginamerica.com. You know, doubling in size can be a good thing or a bad thing. If you double in size, bad thing. If San Diego's favorite auto center doubles in size, good thing. Dano the Godfather and his little buddy Mario are pleased to inform you that Bob Baker Toyota Scion Lemon Grove has doubled in size. Double the new Toyotas and Scions. Double the certified pre-owned vehicles. Double the Toyota trucks. Double the service and parts departments. And double the great service that you've come to know. And just in time to welcome the all-new 09 Bob Baker Toyota Corollas and Matrixes. They're here, available for immediate delivery. And two things to remember. If Bob Baker doesn't have it, Toyota doesn't make it. And if you don't give Bob Baker a chance, you'll never know how much you could have saved. It's Bob Baker Toyota Scion, twice the size, freeway 94 at the College Avenue exit Lemon Grove or anytime at BobBakerToyota.com.

56:11As the owner of a small record label, this tour bus is my office. And to manage gigs in 11 towns, you have to stay connected. Jack, the drummer's missing. We left him in Waco. Or Tulsa. I'm on it. So I called AT&T. When you add wireless to your AT&T business service, you get a $100 Visa reward card for each wireless device you purchase with qualifying plan. Up to nine devices. That's $900. My guitar and I are no longer on speaking terms. No, no more. I need a new one. With up to $900... I could buy, well, equipment. Jack, turn the bus around. I left my lucky pick in Tucson. I've got to have that pick. Add wireless from AT&T to your small business service and get a $100 Visa reward card for qualifying smartphone. This offer is available by calling 1-877-ONWARD-4. For complete details, visit att.com slash gobusiness. The new AT&T, your world delivered. Requires new device purchase and qualifying wireless voice and data plan with two-year commitment for participating AT&T Sales Channel. Offer ends April 30th, 2008. Jack. I want to drive the bus. Wolf on DVD February 26th. Are you the one they call Beowulf? What are you? An epic legend. You think you're the first to try to kill me? An immortal hero. I shall live forever! Experience the unrated director's cut with intense new footage. I've never seen it. DVD February 26th. Reason number 12 to switch to Geico. Accidents aren't on your to-do list.

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1:00:34I have a very big, real fear of throwing up. Sky. I was just thinking in my head, I'm kidding. Sean. Do you really like going to the doctor's office? Boston Rob. Even though I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer. And Ashley. I am a really, really, really healthy eater. The Mikey Show's on. 105.3. It's a Mikey Show at 7.02. A woman died on an American Airlines flight on Friday after the oxygen tanks on board the plane were empty. NASCAR's Auto Club 500 in Fontana had to be postponed after several rain delays yesterday. Do not forget, on Thursday, the Mikey Show is broadcasting live from K1 Racing. K1 Racing is in Carlsbad. The actual address is 6212 Corte del...

1:01:48Corte del Aveto. Well said. And so if you want to go and see it, it's going to be B-Rob and Eddie racing each other in those go-karts. And from what I hear, those things got some speed to them, man. Yeah, they can go up to 40 miles an hour. Oh, my gosh. Wow. I'm going to try and crash them. 40 miles an hour. That's dangerous. Yeah, I want it to be really dangerous. No. Yeah, dude. I think it'll be funny. I hope it rains then. Last time Rob and Eddie competed in a race, it was on tricycles. Rob cheated. No, he did. Rob, you cheated. It's a legal move. It wasn't an illegal move. No, it's a legal move that a lot of races do. It's called drifting. It was not. Look it up. You can do your... First of all, it's called drafting. Drafting.

1:02:43First of all, it's not called drifting. It's not called drifting. That's what they do in the movie Tokyo Drift. That's what we were doing as well. I don't know that you were drifting. That was another time. They're showing Oscar scenes right now on TV. Don't you love this music for the Oscars? On the Today Show, they're showing the exact scene that we always talk about from No Country for Old Men. winner Javier Bardem nabbed a best supporting actor for his chilling performance in No Country. He's so good. You gotta see No Country for Old Men if you've never seen it. It's really good. What did you guys think of that guy, Javier Bardem, and what he said and did for his mom while he was standing up there? That was pretty nice. I thought so, too. I thought it was real sweet. I wish I spoke Spanish so I could understand what he said. Well, luckily, I had two interpreters there. Oh.

1:03:46My mom and dad were having dinner and my mom, you know, he goes, and my mom's like, she understands. I said, mom, is he cussing her out right now? Is he talking about his He-Man doll that he got for Christmas? I have a question. My question is, let's say that the mom were up there giving that speech. Who would she think? Scott, what did you think of him doing that? Didn't you think that was sweet? I thought it was very sweet. Yeah, there were, you know, I don't know, the lip kisses always kind of creep me out. Yes, I have to agree with it. He does, and a lot of parents do this, they do kisses on the mouth. Yeah, when you're related by blood to someone, you need to kiss them on the cheek. I agree. Thank you. Eddie has a different thought? Depends who's your mom. Are you strong?

1:04:44Okay, Eddie. Not right now. Depends who's your mom. Hey, Sean. Cut 13. All right. This is pretty amazing. It's a great honor for me to have this. I have to speak fast here, man. Thank you to the Coins for being crazy enough to think that I could do that and put one of the most horrible haircuts on history over my head. What? Thank you for really bringing my most horrible haircuts. I want to share this with a cat, with the great Tommy Lee Jones, with the great Josh Brolin, with the great Kelly MacDonald. And I want to share this to my mother. I have to say this in Spanish. I'm sorry, mamá. Esto es para ti. Esto es para tus abuelos, para tus padres, Rafael y Matilde. Esto es para los cómicos de España que han traído como tú la dignidad y el orgullo a nuestro oficio. Esto es para España y esto es para todos vosotros. Thank you very much. The owner of number three. But not with the cheese. Not with as much as the cheese piece. Queso. If you could not put the queso in there. Well said. They show the mom. She's a mess, man. Oh, yeah. She was just a mess when it was all going on. Did you guys notice this strange moment during the acceptance by Joel and Ethan Coen? Oh, yeah. For the adapted screenplay for No Country for Old Men, did you notice? This is weird. Yeah.

1:06:07It was weird. I wonder if it will play well when we play it back. It's at the end of the clip, so you're listening at the end of the clip. Cut 15. Thank you very much for this. Thank you, Scott Rudin, for bringing us this novel and giving us the opportunity to make the movie. I think whatever success we've had in this area has been... entirely attributable to how selective we are. We've only adapted Homer and Cormac McCarthy. Don't get it. Thank you. Right here. Thank you very much. It was so strange. Let me explain what happens. There's two brothers standing up there and the one of them does all the talking, right? You heard it. He does all the accepting. And then at the end of it, he steps away. His brother walks up to the microphone and goes, and you hear his brother in the background go, sorry. And he goes, thank you very much. And so I was like, did maybe he, the brother said too much? They had planned to maybe. I think they gave him the wrap up sign. Oh. And he was like, sorry, I talked so long. Oh, okay. And then the guy was just like, oh, whatever. I don't have anything to say now. Thanks. But then even when they came up to accept another award. Yeah. Towards, you know. The director award. Yeah.

1:07:41For the director. I didn't see when the... Can you hear anything there? Yeah, the guy that said thank you spoke first. Okay. That is... Cut 21. I don't have a lot to add to what I said earlier. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks. And then the other guy talks again. Don't need to hear it. Yeah. Strange. There was one acceptance speech last night that I really enjoyed. I actually really enjoyed it. And it was the award for best actress. It went to Marion Cotillard. Never heard of her in my life. Never heard of her in my life. She was up against the biggest heavyweights in the world. And the thing that I loved about it was I genuinely don't think that chick thought she was winning last night. I thought you were going to hate her speech. No, no, no. The reason I liked it is because

1:08:45She was genuinely shocked, thrilled, and happy. Now, she sounded like a nerd and sounded like kind of goofy. But it was cute. But it was kind of endearing because she was so happy. Out of her mind, happy. Cut 16. Thank you so much, Olivia. She was trembling. What you did to me. Maestro Olivier Dao, you've rocked my life. Thank you. You've truly rocked my life. Yes. Thank you so much to Picturehouse for your passion. Members of the Academy, thank you so, so much. Thank life. Well, I'm speechless now. I... Thank life. Well, thank you, life. Thank you, love. Thank you, George. Thank you, George-G. Yeah, I thought it was kind of nice to see somebody I didn't expect to win win. Thank you, Blue Man Groove. You're making me laugh.

1:10:14Wow. So anyway, I thought that was kind of nice. And how do you think Jon Stewart did? Oh, I liked Jon Stewart. He actually, I did. I thought that, you know, whenever he got political, I rolled my eyes. But I did think that he had some pretty funny lines. I thought that that line about the pregnant women, he goes, he mentions three actresses in the audience that are pregnant. And he says, wow, look at that. Three pregnant women here tonight. But the night is still young. And Jack is here. So maybe we should do a tally again at the end of the night. I thought that was funny. I said to my wife, I go, boy, there's a very fine line between having a monologue and a roast. You know what I mean? Because there were times where he said stuff where you kind of go. Yeah, I noticed that.

1:11:09Like, he had some zingers coming back from commercials, too. Yeah. And what I didn't like is he would do the joke, which I thought was, you know, kind of funny. Right. And then he'd be like, I'm just kidding, you know, and then be like, oh, they're great. I love them. Yes. Yeah. Dude, don't, you know, just go for it if you're going to go for it. Exactly. Don't come back and be like, because then you look like a jerk. Right. Uh-huh. Yeah. Well, there were a couple of things that I was like, I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of. Like, one time he goes, somebody came up. and accepted an award. And it's like the biggest moment of their life, obviously, right? They're winning an Academy Award. And when the guy walked off the stage, Jon Stewart comes up and says something like, and that's for the one of you that understood or that saw that movie. Not that. What did he say, Eddie? The one I thought you were going to say is when the guy that won the award for best song had this really heartfelt speech. And he goes,

1:12:07Comes back and goes, wow, that guy was real arrogant, wasn't he? Okay. It was really sarcastic, but it kind of took away from the moment, you know? There was... I'm trying to remember what you were... Was it the Jewish... Like the guy referenced something about... He gave a speech and referenced something about a Jewish holiday. Yom Kippur. Yeah, Yom Kippur. And he goes, oh, look it, I know who's Jewish in the audience. It was something to the effect of... This isn't what he said, but it was in this arena of like, well, I guess that means somebody saw that movie. It was something like that. I don't remember exactly what it was that he said, but it was like, but he had a couple of good lines, right? And then the Dennis Hopper thing was kind of awkward. That was awkward. That was weird. That was funny. He says, look at this. All these stars here tonight. Look at this. Dennis Hopper is here for crying out loud. That's amazing. I only say that, by the way, so that Dennis knows where he is. Did you watch last night, or were you sleeping? No, I watched, but only for, probably from like 7 to 8, and then I had to go to bed. This is what I mean by a fine line between a monologue and roast. I know that this upset one person in particular. There is a great variety in the nominated films this year, which I think is terrific. Even Norbit got a nomination, which I think is great.

1:13:38Too often, the Academy ignores movies that aren't good. Me too. Me too. And then I looked at my wife and I go, I bet Eddie Murphy is just serious. Oh, dude. Because he's not a guy that takes kindly to shots at him. So anyway, 5701053. Wanted to know what people thought of last night's Oscars. By the way. Voting is still open for our M-Tube, so if you want to get in on it, 570-1053. I finally voted. You did? Yeah. Awesome. Can you tell us which one you voted for? Oh, for sure. I voted for To Catch a Predator. There you go. The kids are Mikey's show. For To Catch a Mikey's show. Let's see. It's really funny. 570-1053 is our phone number. And I want you to pick a horse. I want you to pick either Sky, Ashley, or Rob, because coming up next, we're going to do something called the Dumb Chick Challenge. Oh, yeah. Did you guys overwhelmingly hear from, like, I must have heard from four people. Dumb Chick Challenge on Friday was one of the funniest ever. So we got to podcast it because people, like, loved it. Really? In particular, when Eddie was doing the Ashley voice. And he was going, you were going, fine, Roosevelt, next question. So anyway, the Dumb Chick Challenge is next. This is the Mikey Show. So you're the guy who pooped in my tuba. 105.3.

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1:26:22A somewhat gelastic moiety called the Dumb Chick Challenge. It's the bit that Skye, Ashley, and Rob detest. Thank you. Everybody else loves it. Everyone else loves it. It is, in fact, the Dumb Chick Challenge. The way that it works, we will ask questions of Skye, Ashley, Rob. These questions are to many of us, not all of us, but to many of us, they're common knowledge. Well, if you have a high school education, they always... I know it. It's true. Well, here is the whole point of the game. I'm real, Eddie. The goal is you're trying to get five points accumulated. Sky, Ashley, and Rob are trying to get five points accumulated, and they can do it in whichever way they choose. They've got one, two, and three-point questions. One-point questions are pretty easy. Well, they all are, really, but the one-pointers are like, what's your name? Two plus two. That's right.

1:27:31What's your favorite color? That's right. The three-pointers are a little bit harder. You know, it's like, what's the capital of California? You know, they get a little tougher. Oh, stop it. So, 570-1053, call us right now and pick the person that you think will win. And if they win, you win a prize. What's a prize today, Eddie? We got American Gangster on DVD. Oh, nice. I want to see that. Very cool. P1 Rude Dog is on the line. Hey, what up, Mike? What's up, dude? Who do you want to select? I will take B-Rob to win today and on Thursday. Okay. Hang on the line with you. Oh, wow. Whatever with that. P1 San Antone. How you doing, Mikey? I'm good, man. Who would you like? I'm taking Sky. There you go. What up? Hang on the line. You don't have to sigh. She's already defeated. Come on, kid. Jay? Hi, good morning, Mikey. How are you? All right. You've got Ashley. Yeah. No, no. Hang on. Now, I'm not going to play into the stereotype. All I'm going to tell you is that Ashley's putting lip gloss on right now. Oh, well, that's not a good sign. I don't mean to play into the stereotype at all, but I looked up and here's this pretty blonde girl putting lip gloss on. Well, no. Ash, can you hear me? That's all I'm saying. Bad. Bad start. Now, Ashley started first last time. Correct. Yes. And so this time Rob will start. Come on, Rizzy.

1:29:01And Rob, what would you like? Go big. Right out the gate. Let's do a three. Wow. Guy says I want to go for it right away. Go big or go home. I will point out. Yeah. I always point this out when it's a deal. I do not know the answer to this question. Oh, really? Yeah. And I've stated before that I usually know all of these, but I do not know the answer to this one. Or I didn't until I'm looking at it. I didn't. I didn't. But Rob, your question is, your three-point question is. Yes. How many keys would you find on a piano keyboard? Oh, whoa. I know it. Well, he's an artist. He sings. Yeah, you are. He's the Alicia Keys of our show. He really is. Although she weighs a lot more than he does. Thank you again. Some would say three times as much. About the size of her thigh. That's true. Compliments all around this morning. All right. Oh, gosh.

1:30:01I'm going to say 57. Oh, close. That is incorrect. There are actually 88 keys. Yeah, yeah, of course. That's right. I was going to say 55 away, 88. I learn something new every day. Skye. Come on, Skye. Skye has a system. She's going to switch it up today, Mike. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. Her system, Eddie, is that she will take a two-pointer, and then another two-pointer, and then a one-pointer. It usually doesn't work. It works really good. She'll usually go two, miss one, two, get it, and then somebody else will be close to winning, and she'll take a three, miss it. All right. Can you get out of my kitchen? That is very true. Do what you want, kid. All right, Skye, are you going to go with your system? Yes, I am. All right. Foolish. All right. Your two-point question is, what comedian was banned from MTV for life after using profane material at the MTV Video Music Awards? You're not giving me a year? I am not. Wow, you're messed up. Craig Gass. Okay. Sinead O'Connor. My favorite comic. She's banned from something.

1:31:25Oh, it's in there somewhere, Mike. Did you say Sinead? I thought it was Cinead. Skye is looking up. It's in there, Mike. I know it's in there. She's daydreaming. Skye is, I can see it in there. There it is. Move that one box over. A little to the left. Look underneath the counter. Minnie Bruce. I wouldn't know who that is. You guys, quicker we wrap this sucker up. Was it that deaf comedian? Molly Matlin. Yes, Molly Matlin. But Skye, she wasn't a comedian. Now I feel terrible. Every time I heard her talk, I heard her. I didn't know. Everything out of her mouth was awry. I feel terrible now. Whenever I get in a down mood, I break out those episodes on DPD. Of the show she was on. Wasn't she on a show? No, she's a film actress. Well, I've got a lot of DVDs. It's only really flat. I got nothing. Eddie Murphy. That is incorrect. Skye, it was Andrew Dice Clay. See, that would have made sense. That would have been a great guess. Dang it. Now you're going to have to change up your strategy. No, Eddie.

1:32:48No, I will not. Okay, we'll see. Skye will not take our advice and go with maybe the one pointer first. Get on the board. Get on the board. Intimidate these fools. Intimidate. Yeah, try that. Watch Ashley. Oh, wow. Ashley is holding up. Give me a three, please. Let me tell you something. Wow. Wait, what is she saying now? What's up now, man? Okay, thank you, Ashley. Thank you. Ashley was holding three fingers up. She wants a three-pointer. Bad move, bad move. Ashley, are you ready? Good. Ashley, your three-point question is... Oh, boy. Oh, God. I don't know. Pepperon genies. Great anatomy.

1:33:43Ron Paul, whatever. Who cares? Just go to Rob. It doesn't affect my personal life. That is true. All right, here's your three-pointer, Ash. Yeah. A person who refuses to participate in military service because of religious or moral principles is known as what? Jihad. Jihad. Barack Obama? I did not know this. Bill Clinton. I do not know. He's a trap dodger. It's in there. I think that when you hear it, you're going to go, I've heard that before. I'm sure that's true, but does that ever help me? Well, it might be in there. You've got to look around. Take a guess. Find cereal. Whoa. Hey. Go for that one. There it is. Thanks a lot. I don't know. I got nothing. It is...

1:34:44A conscientious objector. I've never heard of that in my life. It's a good one. A conscientious objector. That's right. All right. So far, nobody has scored. It could be here for a while. Eddie, Rob's going to turn it around right here. Rob is going to turn it around right here. Yeah. Come on, Rob. You got this. Shoot a little lower, Rob. Yeah, I don't think three is my thing today. Rob, I want to give that sound effect that you had for the wrong answer to Sean because I really think that was a great sound for a wrong answer. I got to wind it up. All right. There you go. It's great. We were using it because Sean. It's the moo can. Sean, when you had to sign off on Friday. We had to come up with sound effects without you. And so I had this little bell for correct, and then we had to use this one for the wrong answer. Okay. Go ahead, Rob. What do you want? A one, two, or three? A two-point question. You're my way down the ladder. You got it. Come on, Robbie. Your two-point question is frozen liquid carbon dioxide is also known by what common term? Wait. Frozen liquid carbon dioxide.

1:35:59Is also known by what common term? Dry ice? You are correct. Out of the gun. Rizzy on the board. Skye, everybody's getting questions you can get. I know. I've known everybody's questions except for mine. That's right. Weak. Are you going two? Are you going to change it? Yes, of course I am. You want to change it up with a one? No. Maybe at this point, get the lead, go for three? Yeah. No, Eddie, get out of my business. Don't you want the lead? Hey. Okay. Next three points. You're following Rob. Stop it. Sky, your two-point question is. Yeah. What is the name of the dog sled race from Anchorage to Nome, Alaska? Oh. She knows this one. She's got it. It's in there. She's got her hands up to her face. I love weed. The brain is not working today. Rock and roll marathon. The Boston marathon. The tortoise and the hare. Wait, read the question one more time. Shut up. Sky.

1:37:12What is the name of the dog sled race from Anchorage to Nome, Alaska? Ice Road Truckers. I watched it. Are you kidding me, Sky? Come on. The movie with Ellen Page, Juno. No, it's... Oh, again, it's... I watched Snow Dogs. Right? It's April. Have you seen it? Yes. Um, the... Five seconds, Sky. Stupid. It is not the stupid. Oh, you are. It is. You're going to die when you hear this guy. I know, I know. See, I did her odd. Oh, are you? Die, die, die. Junk. Should have been a one-pointer. Junk. Damn it. You're right. Ashley, would you like a one? Please. Oh, wow. She's doing it again. Please. Why are you doing this? She is awesome. Please. What's up? Eddie, what do you make of this?

1:38:12What do you make of her going for these three-pointers? She knows that she's down on her luck on Dumb Chick, and I think she's just throwing the competition now, just going with three points, which bugs me out. Yeah, it does me too. How can you say that, Eddie, when you're the biggest advocate that I should go for three because I get them in the past often more than two. Yeah, but you usually get warmed up first before you jump right into the threes. warm up every time, Eddie. Yeah, sometimes she's just ready to go. She's on her game today. Leave her alone. Leave her alone, Eddie. Leave her alone. Okay, fine. Here is your three-point question. What was the name of the space shuttle that disintegrated upon... What did I say? Whatever it was, I liked it. Disintegrated? Yeah, disintegrated. What was the name of the space shuttle that disintegrated upon re-entry in 2003? Disintegrated upon re-entry? Meaning it blew up? Or what are we saying here? Here's what I'm going to ask you again. I'm going to read the question to you one more time. Yeah. When did the space shuttle crash? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Is everybody okay? Hey. The parachutes are right.

1:39:32What was the name of the space shuttle that disintegrated upon re-entry in 2003? And she's squinting. She's showing her pearly whites. The only one that I know is not right. Death Star. Which is... The Millennium Falcon. Recently. Yeah, it was. The U.S. Minnow? I know that it's not the Challenger, but that's what I'm going to say. Even though I know that that's wrong. That was, like, way back in 1980, but... It was not 1980, Ash. It was not in 1980. It was actually the space shuttle Columbia. You started with a C. That's right. That's right. Nobody's gotten a three-pointer. This is bad. Rob, come on. You can do this, Rob. Rob is the only one on the board with two points. Rob, please wrap it up. After two rounds. I beg of you. Come on, baby. I beg of you. Well, I want Sky to have another turn, so I'll take a two. Why do you do that? You're such a jerk. Here we go.

1:40:34You're a good man, Rob. I won't say you are a fair competitor. I'm begging him to win this. I'm begging him. I know. He's giving you another shot. I hate him. You should thank him. I hate him, though. You should be saying thank you, you small man. He's the worst. Wait a minute, Sean. All right, Rob. Your two-point question is... Stupid. What is SPF an acronym for? All. This guy would have loved this one. He got that face right now. He got that face right now that was like... Ah, sunburn question, eh? My expertise. May I steal? Yes, this and ham. Okay. It might as well have been, what's the most yummy sandwich? Rob, come on. I think it's sun protection formula, but I couldn't really. That's incorrect. Sky protection formula. I wish I had that. You're very close. It stands for some protection factor. You're very close. This game has lasted a long time. I want to go home. Sky, this could be your chance to steal it all.

1:41:53I'm going for a three. Yes, Sky. Every time she changes it up. Now, let me tell you, I thought Rob was going to go for a three last time. He probably could have got this three point. I wish he would have. It's about baseball. I really wish he would have. I've heard all the other threes and they seem wicked tough. Wicked. Wicked tough. Space chips and stuff. Who was the controversial female owner of the Cincinnati Reds baseball team from 1984 to 1999? I'll even give you a hint. Oh, thank you. She was controversial. Yeah. Because she was, a lot of people thought she was racist. Yeah, I mean, always in the news. Always in the news for saying crazy sort of racist things. Is she a celebrity? She was at the time. Yeah. And I'm going to give her another hint. Oh. I'm going to give her another hint. Like her name? She recently passed away. And you reported it. Oh, you can do this. Well, that clears it up, Mike. A Heath Ledger. Well, that leaves. Only one I can recall, Mike. Yeah. That's a huge hit. He just told you. I mean, Dave, you don't get this guy. You're stupid. I'm a idiot.

1:43:15What is Ashley spelling? I don't know. She's putting lip gloss on with one hand and with the other hand. I am what you think, Ashley. What is that insignia she's drawing? I am it to me. I am it to Eddie. I wonder what she thinks. I thought she was conducting an orchestra. Damn. That's not it, Eddie? Whatever she thought is not it. I don't even know who that is. You don't? Ew. She says Sophia. Something. Sophia. Sophia Coppola. I think it starts with an X. Oh, boy. Sophia Loren. Got it. My hand's moving. I'm seeing... Oh, Ashley, just... I am me, Terry Schiavo. That's so inappropriate to say. No, it did not. It's not funny. Thank God. It's not funny. I'm thinking, like, the... There was the Queen of Mean chick. She died. And then there was some actress chick whose name was, like, with a P. Yes, Penelope Pitstop, I believe it was. Yeah, that's my answer. Peppermint Patty. Peppermint Patty. Penelope Pitstop. Is incorrect. What? Penelope Pitstop is incorrect. It was Marge shot.

1:44:27Never heard of Marge Shot before? I reported that. Yes, you did. No, I did not. Yes, you did, Brad. I did not. Yes, you did. I did not. Yes, you did. I will fight that. I did not report that. I've never heard that name before. Marge Shot. Why would I have reported that? Maybe Eddie reported it in the sports. It's been discussed on the show. It was discussed on the show. That is true. Well, that doesn't mean I was paying attention. You're bad. I'm just being honest. Ashley, come on. I was on black men's red palm at the time. Is that really a sight? I think it's going to go three more rounds, bro. Rob is the only person to score. That's two points. Eddie's signaling for Ash to get on the board, get a one-pointer down, and get on the board. Okay, you're my best host. She's back. I hate this game. All right, here you go, Ash. Come on. What's the name of the exam all lawyers have to take to become. Oh, yeah. I'm telling you, if these guys were smart, they'd take one pointers every time. She's going to pull this out. She could have won by this time. Boston, Rob, what are you going to do? You've got two points. Go for a three, you jerk.

1:45:52Please, I thank you. Favorite. What do you want? Do you want a candy bar? No, no, like a nonfat protein bar. A Tic Tac. I have celery in the office. I have celery. Too fattening. Too fattening, Scott. No, he loves celery because you actually burn more calories eating it than ingesting it. I love celery. Please. Hey, if you've got any hay, I'll take it. I'll take a three. Wow. Wow. It doesn't mean I'm getting it correct, Sky. Come on now. Rob, what do you call a group of crows? Black. No, a murder. Thank you, sir. Wow, man. Boston Rob pulls it out. P1 Rude Dog, you are a winner, dude. All right. Very nice. Hang on the line. Well done, Rom. Okay, so when we come back, I've got a few things for you, but one thing I want to play for you when we come back. Recently, Will Ferrell was doing a question and answer session at the University of Rhode Island, and a student asked him, he said, why'd you do the movie Bewitched since it sucked so bad? Oh, no. That movie was good. Oh, Sean. How many times? Sean.

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1:54:45This morning on the Mikey Show. There was one acceptance speech last night that I really enjoyed. And it was the award for best actress. It went to Marion Cotillard. Well, I'm speechless now. Thank life. Thank you, life. Thank you, love. Thank you, boy George. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. It is 7.58. Police are looking for an El Cajon man in connection with the rape and attempted rape of two local women. Sources say that the Cowboys have made the big signing. They signed linebacker Zach Thomas. So you guys want to hear this Will Ferrell thing? Yeah. So apparently Will Ferrell's doing a question and answer at the University of Rhode Island. Yeah, Mike. That's New England. Yeah. So he's there, and a student gets up and asks him this. Cut 48. I just want to know why Will did bewitched, because it really sucked. Boo. Whoa. Controversial. Connor. Connor, I'm not going to lie to you. He gets people talking. That comment hurt me. Uh-oh.

1:57:51He was good in it, but... Here's the thing. Don't back pedal. No, don't back pedal, Connor. You son of a bitch. It was terrible. You asked a question like that... You asked a question, you need the balls to stand behind you. Here's the thing. Day one of shooting, I said, we're in the sh**ter. But I don't quit. And I had to fulfill my contract. And we made it through. And while it maybe was not a popular film, Here, in Portugal, I cannot leave my hotel. That's pretty awesome. Who's the annoying girl with him? What is that? Shut up. The moderator. I love him. I got some other cool little pieces of audio that I'm going to give you later, too, from that kind of stuff, like YouTube stuff. We'll do that in a little bit. But there was a lot of Hillary Obama stuff this weekend.

1:58:51She is, in my opinion, I think Hillary is getting a little bit desperate. And so this is a speech in Rhode Island. Yeah, Mike! And this is Hillary mocking Barack Obama's optimism. Cut 53. Let's just get everybody together. Yeah! Let's get unified. Sky will open. Light will come down. Celestial choirs will be singing. We should do the right thing and the world will perfect. I've just lived a little long. I have no illusions about how hard this is going to be. You are not going to wave a magic wand and have the special interest disappear. Yeah. She's screaming. Brutal. Uh,

2:00:00And the thing that's really interesting about it is that this is really it. That's it. That's that's what she's got. Like, that's about like the best she can do at this point is say he's too optimistic. I mean, really, that's what she's that's what the whole thing is about. Now, there's a another deal that we're talking about today in this where Obama. apparently has sent out these mailers and she's upset with it right oh yeah she's furious but understand this is another act of desperation because these mailers they've been out there a month and a half oh wow these mailers have been out there she's only just getting upset about it because she needs to like she needs something See, and that, for me, makes me completely lose her credibility on having even an issue with it in the first place. The mailer? Yeah. Well, the mailer is about, I think it's about her feelings on NAFTA, right? It's about NAFTA and health care. So what does it say? Well, basically, it says that she supported and praised NAFTA when her husband was president. And she basically, in some of her speeches, was literally screaming, shame on you, Obama. Like, that's a quote from her, shame on you, Obama.

2:01:21for sending these mailers out in Ohio. And basically Obama's come back to that. It's like, hey lady, you can't pick and choose which part of your record you want to talk about. You want to talk about the years you spent in the White House, but then you want to distance yourself from some of the things your husband did that now didn't look so good. He makes a great point. He's like, you can't bring up all the successes and say you were a part of it, but not bring up the stuff that wasn't. Double standard. And then you also want to distance yourself from him, you know, in other regards. And it's like, no, well, make up your mind. Right. So it does look like it's getting a little bit desperate on their camp. Oh, yeah, definitely. You know, this is very personal for me. How many times did that card? We're sorry, Hillary, but it is what it is. So, Obama. Obama. What was the deal about his patriotism? Like, he was talking about why he doesn't wear the pen. Oh, yeah. He doesn't wear an American flag pen. Did you know that? Yeah, we talked about that on Friday. They won't wear one. Lapel, and then there's talk about the fact that, you know, he didn't put his hand over his heart.

2:02:32During the national anthem. He hates America. Yeah. It's clear. You know, his wife said something recently where she said she never really felt proud of the United States until recently. And so you put all these things together and they're kind of looking at him like he's not patriotic. Michelle Obama said she didn't feel proud of the United States until recently? Yeah. That's interesting. Yeah, that was kind of, yes. Why? Well, she's like proud of them now because of, you know, her husband being successful. And he really, you know, as an African-American has a shot at the presidency and it makes her proud to be an American, a kind of pride she hasn't felt about this country before. Really? Yeah. You know, I mean, those aren't her exact words, but that's pretty much what she said. And she took a lot of heat for it. And so basically, we put all these things together, and they're trying to say Obama, you know, he doesn't have patriotism. And so he says, hey, there's always some nonsense going on when we get down to the wire in these general elections. This is just nonsense. He says, I owe everything I am to this country. Who cares if I don't wear a pin? How many baseball games have you been to when you haven't seen somebody put their hand over their heart during the national anthem? Give me a break. This is stupid stuff, basically.

2:03:45Speaking of Barack Obama and the Hillary stuff. So, you know, Sky's right. Hillary was saying that Barack Obama has this message right now of change. In fact, that's why Boston Rob likes him so much. He saw it written on the sidewalk in blue chalk. So Obama is talking about change. Well, Hillary decided that her new tactic is going to be to say that's what George Bush talked about to change. And so she's comparing the two of them and saying, like, how screwed up we are now and that Barack is going to be more of the same. And he's saying change. Well, that's what George Bush said. And she says, fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you. The thing you were talking about, right? Say, play that clip yesterday on Meet the Press. And this girl goes, this lady that was commentating goes, I don't know. Last time I checked, the American people aren't usually motivated by shame.

2:04:46Great point. We're just really not, like, we don't, as a country, we just don't usually think that shame is why we should be voting. That's it, man. It does kind of sound like that. It reeks of getting yelled at by him. The Eddie phone's ringing. What is? It's the Eddie phone. Oh, it is? Oh, well, then let me answer it. Hello? Oh, Barbara, you love to call in. Well, I'm very disappointed in all of you right now. Why are you saying that, Barbara? Because Hillary Clinton is a wonderful American. She's a wonderful American. Well, that may be the case, but she is just not our choice for president. Well, the reason that I'm so upset with you is that you don't point out all the bad things about the other politicians. Well, I think we have. I think we've been pretty fair. Well, but I think it's fair to give equal time. I mean, maybe Barbara has some things that we haven't heard about. Maybe that's the case. Like what? Like what? Give me any politician, and I will tell you what you haven't discussed at all. Why don't we start with Hillary's opponent in the Democratic race, Barack Obama.

2:05:57He's a heroin addict. That's not true. You can't just say things, Barbara. You can't make things up. That's slanderous. Skye, this is why I don't want to talk to this lady. What about John McCain? He's addicted to pornography. That's not true. You can't say stuff like that and you don't know that's true. Because this is what they say. No, they don't say it. Nobody says that. Who is they? No. That's weird. Mike Huckabee. I was going to ask you about Huckabee, but now I think I don't want to. I would love to tell you about Mike Huckabee. What? Addicted to Xanax. Xanax? Yeah. You don't know that, and that's a terrible thing to say. Yeah. And I saw John McCain snorting cocaine off a prostitute's buttocks. You did that? You saw that? I did see that. You saw that? It was cocaine on a prostitute's buttocks. You're a liar. Where did you see that, Barbara? You're a liar. I saw on YouTube. Oh, really? Let's send me the link. Yeah, send us the link. I can't remember what I was searching. I think I was searching cocaine on prostitutes, and it came up, and I was like, this is really bad. And so go Hillary Clinton, and I'll see you guys later. Thanks. Okay, Barbara. I don't like talking to her. She's a strange lady. Well, she really is. I mean, she can get in trouble saying that kind of stuff. This is what I want to let you know.

2:07:18I want to let you know that we're going to be doing a segment next hour called Ask Mikey. Oh, yes. It is an advice segment where you can call in and you get advice from me. Now, you've got to understand, I am a very particular type of person. So when you call, you know you're not talking to a guy that has any psychology degree. You think of it like you're calling a friend. So you could take your friend's advice or not take your friend's advice. It's just that. It's an opinion. Relationship advice. He's real good. I always go to him. We'll do that. We'll do relationship advice. We'll do any kind of thing that you have going on. But I do like to talk about relationships. I always have. And so we'll do that again. We'll do that next hour, actually. Okay. When we come back, we're going to do something called the Mikey Show questionnaire. Yeah. And it is a way to really get to know the members of the Mikey Show. Hardcore P1s love it. New listeners of The Mikey Show enjoy it because they get to know about us. But also, when we come back, I am going to tell you who Valerie Bertinelli says that she had an affair with in the early 80s. And this person is not just an A-list star, like a big star. Like, they are a gigantoid celebrity. Gigantoid celebrity. So I'll tell you who it is next. Mikey Show. Oh, yes! Don't you just cringe when someone says,

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2:13:03into Solana Beach. You arrive out of the East County and the Westbound 52 still tight at the top of the summit toward the 15. Westbound 8 also slowing in towards College Pass the Q and towards around the 805 freeway. Coming up out of the South Bay, the 5 and 805 northbound really aren't too bad here on these freeways. The 805 though is backing up from the 163 up to Governor Drive. There's a bad accident near Balboa contributing to that heavy traffic right there. Northbound 5 also finding a few breaklights into Mission Bay. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Casting from The Cricket Wireless Studios. Because here on The Mikey Show, we're trying to make a better tomorrow. KIOZ. San Diego's Rock. No 5-3. The Mikey Show. And now something you might have missed on The Mikey Show. So, Rain, what was the best movie that you saw last year? If you have to take Juno out of it because you were in it, what did you like the most? Diving Bell and the Butterfly.

2:14:02It's a movie that I've never heard of before, but Eddie's shaking. My producer's shaking his head yes. The director's nominated. You know how Transformers were like their robots that turn into cars and stuff like that? Yeah. Right? Yeah. Well, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly is about a paralyzed guy in France that can only communicate by blinking his left eyelid. Very similar. Yeah, so there's a lot of similarities there, and it's got a very similar audience. You should check it out. Yeah, sounds like it. It's Mikey. The Mikey Show continues. Rock 105.3. It's a Mikey Show at 8.17. No Country for Old Men was the big winner last night at the Oscars, taking home four major awards. The Chargers signed former 49ers inside linebacker Derek Smith to a two-year deal. So are they going to play him in situations, Eddie? Is that how that's going to work? Yeah. What's going to happen is I don't think he's going to start over Matt Wilhelm or Stephen Cooper. Right. I think they'll bring him in in certain situations. He'll kind of tutor Matt Wilhelm, I think, a little bit. Because Derek Smith is a tackling machine. He's a great player to have out there. Maybe have him in there on rundowns, things like that. But, yeah, I mean, he'll play a lot, I think. He will? Yeah. And he may even play.

2:16:08a little bit more to let Matt Wilhelm play a little bit more on special teams, which he was a demon on. And he played a lot less special teams last year because he was starting at linebacker. So it's interesting. It gives them depth, which A.J. Smith loves and I love as a fan. I mean, any one of those guys gets hurt, you plug Derek Smith in there right away and bam, you're money. So I want to tell you who Valerie Bertinelli... says that she had an affair with in the early 80s. Steven Spielberg. Shut up. What? That's crazy. Now, the thing that, like, the first question I have is... That's crazy! I wonder how Steven Spielberg feels about this. Uh, yeah. Whoa. Holy crap. I wonder if he was married, you know, when this happened. Was she married? Well, so... If she's saying affair, obviously she was married at least. Now, so she has a tell-all book coming out, and she's actually, Valerie Bertinelli's on Oprah today. This is where it all came from. And she does use the words affair in the early 80s. Now, she married Eddie Van Halen in 81. Spielberg got married in 85. So I don't know exactly what year this went down, but she said that she met him while auditioning for Raiders of the Lost Ark. The next day, she got a phone call and some flowers. He asked her out. Wow.

2:17:34They started hanging out from there. Well, who's having an affair? Yeah, I mean... If he didn't get married till 85... She got married in 81. And she says that... She doesn't say when this was, though. She just says early 1980s. That could have been 82. Right. Yeah, that could have been anything. Wow. This is the TMZ Report with Katie Daryl. Katie. Hey, kid. How you doing? Yo. Good. I'm glad that I'm on the phone with you guys. I just did a horrible radio interview with some other station. Boy, talk about people not having chemistry. With who? With who did you do it? It was a station in Phoenix. Was it? I'm just going to leave it right there. Oh, I have to know. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Don't tell me who it was, but can I ask you a question? Sure. Did the call letters have a U in it? The letter U? No. No? Like K-U-P-D? Yeah. No, it wasn't KUPD. Oh. Was it Rich? Yes. It was John Jay and Rich. Oh, my gosh. Really? We know those guys. Now, have you ever been on their show, Katie? No, that was my first time. And it was not fun? Well, I just didn't feel like there was any chemistry. I was just doing noodles at things, and none of them were sticking. Oh, that blows.

2:18:57That happens. And then, here's the problem. They had Googled me beforehand, but they hadn't, like, properly, like, Googled me. So, like, they would say something, and then I would refer to something else, and then that would be a surprise to them because they didn't read the entire bio. So then it was just awkward all around. And then they kept asking if I was good looking or not, and I'm like, I thought they Googled you. I never even, like, looked at the pictures. I'm like, this is weird. Yeah, and what are you going to say, Katie? Oh, yeah, I'm beautiful. I'm stunning. Yeah. Stunning, actually. I did. I did. I was like, that's hot. Good for you. We've known Katie for years. Katie Darrell works at TMZ. And, Katie, you can't, I mean, that's, you can't fit anything else in your life, I would think, right now. Or are you? Are you still doing the HD channel stuff and all that? Yeah, I'm still doing HDNet every Friday night. I have a show called Deadline that airs every Friday night. It's awesome. It's tons of fun. And then, you know, I've got this TMZ gig, too. So I'm running, you know, pretty exhausted these days. Are you still single? I'm dating someone. Is he a celebrity? No. He's just a normal guy? Yeah. Paparazzi. No, he's not a paparazzi. It's not Parker from Big Brother? Yeah, is it Parker from Big Brother? No. All right.

2:20:17But he's great. He's super sweet. How long have you guys been dating? We've been hanging out for like the last month. So what did he do for you on Valentine's Day? Valentine's Day, he really knocked it out of the park. At first, I thought he was going to really mess it up. But he really knocked it out of the park, and we did a really fun dinner. Like, it was a casual dinner with friends. So, like, another couple would take a lot of pressure off. Yeah. But he wrote me a lovely card with, like, you know, all the right things written in it, the right amount of words. It wasn't just, like, signed his name or anything. And then he gave me, like, three, like, pretty personal gifts. Like, he gave me, like, first, which wasn't really that personal, though, was... Like this long-sleeve thermal shirt. But I love thermal shirts and he knows that. So he's like, every day you're like wearing a thermal. Wow. Very romantic. And then he got me, he did like this weird little inside joke thing where he took a picture of something that is just something that would be funny between us and framed it. So that was good. His private parts.

2:21:28A book of 500 cupcake recipes because he knows I like cupcakes. And then so this weekend we went cupcake ingredient shopping and we made cupcakes together. Look at you two love birds. How old is he? 29. So you guys are around the same age. You're like 27? No, I'm 28 now, man. I got old. There you go. When did that happen? Wow. So now I know that it's early. I know you've only been dating a little while. But is this guy real different from the other guys? That's a no. I've always dated guys that have been very nice and attentive to begin with. He definitely is cool in that manner. He knows the rules of opening doors and all that stuff. I'm not having to retrain him. It's not like he's retarded or anything. But he doesn't look like anyone I've ever dated before. I've always dated brunettes and he's blonde. And a dwarf, which is weird. She's never done that before. So he's blonde?

2:22:28Yeah. That does sound very different for you. It does. He looks like Brad Pitt. Oh, come on. Here we go. Here we go. All right, so, Katie, there's a couple of things I want to know about. Okay. Now, there's some stuff out there that, I'll be honest, I'm just, I'm not as interested in as I normally would be. For instance, the Britney stuff's out there, but I'm not really, eh, I don't really, eh, whatever. Okay. I'm a little Britney'd out right now. All right. But I do want to know. Well, first of all, we were talking about this earlier. We wanted to know if you went to any Oscar parties. I did not. See, now that's what I was wondering. I was wondering if you would get the opportunity to or if it's a real tough ticket. It's very tough. It's very tough. I mean, everyone wants to get in there, so it's really a matter of you have to know someone.

2:23:23you know, as a celebrity that's going to take you out there plus one because most of these celebs only get one extra ticket for anything anyways. So what were you doing last night? Okay, well, I think we understand that. Know where that's going. Did you guys watch the Oscars together? We did watch the Oscars together. How sweet. Oh, boy. All right, here's what I want to know about. I do want to know this. Is Angelina pregnant or not? Yes. She's pregnant? Oh, yeah. She's totally pregnant. The reason I say that is because... Pictures and video of her with this giant baby bump of a belly. Well, see, because up until now, it was just like, is she, is she not? Is she, is she not? It's for sure. Oh, I mean, when you look at this picture, there's no denying it. She is like four or five months pregnant at least. I mean, she's got a belly. Who's the father? Yeah. That's a good question. They haven't said they're together yet, right? Yeah, they've never announced it, so we really still don't know.

2:24:25You guys are sick. All right. And then the other thing I want to know about is I heard, and this may not be true, but I thought I heard something about Dog the Bounty Hunter's kids in jail or something. Yeah. And this is the same son that had done that recording of Dog using the N word. Yeah, yeah. National Enquirer. Right. And so now his son is in jail. Multiple reasons, mainly a violation of parole. His parole officer put him back in because, one, he was supposed to be in rehab and he walked out of a rehab facility. He'd been hanging out with people that were known felons, which you're not allowed to do. And then I think there were some drug allegations thrown in there as well. So now he's in prison out there. And Dog, you know, released a statement to TMZ saying that, you know, he's definitely sad, you know, that this has happened to his son. But he's happy that he's somewhere where he won't be able to hurt himself any longer. And he wants all of his brothers in the slammer with his son to look out for him. Oh, come on. Oh, no way. No, he didn't say that. He did not say that. Of course he did. No, he didn't. Why would he do that? Oh, wow. Holy crap. Well, yeah. You know, I'm a member of the black community, so.

2:25:39Wow. It's crazy. So, yeah, Dog the Bounty Hunter's son locked up, and they're about to start production on the television show. You know, everyone's hired out there in Hawaii. They've rented the houses. They've got makeup artists. They've got their crew hired and ready to go. They just don't have the air date yet for the first premiere episode. But you will be seeing Dog back on A&E, and his son may not be really involved in this season. Oh, wow. So here's what we've learned. Okay. Angelina is pregnant. Dog's Kid is in jail, and Katie Daryl is engaged to be married. Wow. And pregnant. And pregnant, we understand. Well, we've seen the baby bump. She hasn't released a statement, but we've seen the baby bump. But from what we understand, for sure. And hates Phoenix. Yes, and hates Phoenix. Advice from the ladies, actually. I need to use you guys for a minute. Ladies. Oh, I'm here. It's been so long since I dated, you know. So I don't know, like, what the rules are. Am I allowed to tell them that I love this? Oh, wow. Wow. You're so cute. Katie, I say tell him. Too soon, Katie. I say wait for him to tell you first. Oh, man. Guys love it when chicks tell them they love it. Mike. They do not, you crazy person.

2:26:51Can I interject here? You may, but I'm already on the defense. All right, fine. You guys can disagree. Katie, I want to give you my opinion on this. Okay. I believe that men love to be loved by women. Now, if they had just been, if you guys had just, like, met each other, of course it'd be weird. It's been a month. I'm just telling you that. No, we've known each other. It's someone that I knew, that I ran into. For how long? Yeah, how long ago? I've known. For about, like, eight months? It doesn't matter. No, stop. I'll give you one. She's right. She's right. Ashley's right, but I'm going to give you my opinion anyway. Unwanted. I think. I know it's unwanted, but I have to give it. I think that if they've been dating. How long have you been dating? A month. Okay, fine. A month.

2:27:50These two, these two hyenas are jumping all over my back. Took over the question. You're completely. You've been dating two months. Flirting. You're not even paying attention. Oh, they've been flirting for two months. Dating for one month. Dating for one month. Well, let me tell you something. If he, and you know, Katie knows, if he is really into you. Oh, he's got a case of the Katie's. Okay. See? Thank you. Who doesn't though? That's right. If he has a case of the Katie's. And you tell him and you tell him in a way that's really cute and sweet. Then I'm telling men love to be loved, especially if they have. Now, let me tell you something. If he's Mr. Wrong, then he's going to split. You wouldn't want Mr. Wrong. You want Mr. Right. Mr. Right's going to love it. Now, girls, tell her what you think. Tell her you think it's too early. Well, yeah, I mean, I I don't know, Katie. I mean, I. If it was me, I think I'd wait for him to say it first. I'd maybe, like, kind of hint towards it, but I wouldn't actually say those three words until he said it first because it's one of those things that I think guys, like, you know, it's a little bit of the chase. People usually say it anyways. What's the going rate these days? Wait, what? How long do you wait? What's the going rate, yeah. Oh. Like, when do people typically do it?

2:29:11saying I'm ready to say it. No, I know. I would say probably anywhere from three to six months, maybe it'll start to come out, especially if both of you are on the same page and it's going really, really awesome. If I were you, Katie, especially if he has a case of the Katie's, totally put it in his court, but just like Sky said, make it very apparent. Mike, hold on. Can I just tell you who you're talking to though here, Katie? Can you seriously shut up? She's had a boyfriend for eight years and they won't say their boyfriend and girlfriend. Eight years they've been dating. Eight years they've been dating. Anyways, sorry, Katie. I think that you should let him know that clearly you love him. Like, let him know, but let him be the first one to say it. That way, you're not risking coming on too strong too quick. Well, right. I mean, I need to wait until I feel it naturally, but I didn't know, like, when people typically feel it these days. I would say three to six months, in my opinion. All right. So if I don't feel it in six months, I probably need to check out anyway. I would check it out. I'd check it, then check out. Or then just say it then and see how it feels. Yeah, see how it fits. See what it looks like on. Try it on. Hopefully he'll propose to you in the bedroom. That's right. Right, Rob? Wait a minute, Eddie. That's a shot at Rob because that's the way he proposed to his girlfriend. It'd be good. It's super romantic. It's like a cool new thing. You've never been to my bedroom. Yes, I have. Katie. I have. I'm so romantic. Have you guys had...

2:30:32the talk yet where you're like referring to each other as boyfriend and girlfriend yet? It happened accidentally. Because we were, it was on Valentine's Day, we were out with the other couple. Right. And the other girl referred to us as boyfriend, girlfriend. I was like, oh, well, you know, you're, you know, my favorite boyfriend or something like, you know, for Katie. And used it. And then, like, and I gave her, like, the death stare and she didn't catch it. And then she used it again. And then, like, and again, death stare. And he got up and went to the bathroom. And I was like, hey, way to go. Right. Thanks for throwing it out there. But it went fine, and now it's just progressively become a natural term. So did you discuss with him what she did? No. No? No, I didn't discuss the awkward moment of that. Just from then on, we referred to each other. One time, he picked up his phone, and someone was like, oh, what are you doing? It's like, oh, I'm hanging out with my girlfriend. Really? Yeah. How did that feel?

2:31:29It was warm and fuzzy. Yeah. Like when I would climb the rope at gym class. Wow. Hey, Katie, this is Ashley again. Do not let him refer to you as that. Oh, stop, Mike. Do not call each other boyfriend and girlfriend. It only leads to bad things. I don't think that. And if anybody refers to you as a boyfriend or a girlfriend, smack their fat. Thanks. I don't know why he's saying that, Katie. I don't feel that way at all. Let's see. P1Vane, are you there? Yes, I am. Go ahead. What did you want to say? I wanted to say that this whole nonsense about waiting, like, what was it, six months to say I love you, that's ridiculous. That's not what I said. You said six to... That's not what I said. What'd you say? That is not what I said. Quote me correctly if you're going to get mad, sir. Three to six. You said put the ball in his court. That's not what you do. That's not what I said either. If you love someone, tell them. That's not what I said either, bro. If you're going to yell at me, quote me correctly. Yeah, bro.

2:32:27Hold me correctly, dude. I will not have it. Ash, what's the window? We're fighting. I will not have it. I was saying three to six months is normally when it will happen. I'm not saying that that's a rule or that it has to be three to six months or that that's what I believe. I'm saying that's normally when it is said, generally, in my opinion. How long have you been dating your fellow, Ash? How long have you been dating the guy you were with? How long have you guys been seeing each other? We've been dating for a month and a half. Month and a half. And I'm not against us being together like that. I just don't feel comfortable bringing up the conversation to him. I'm going to wait for him to talk to me about it. And then the second that he says that he wants to be my boyfriend officially, I will say 100% I do too. Intense. Basically, honey, I'm speaking to you directly through the radio right now. He's in Australia. If you're listening, I just want you to know that if you were to say, you know, I wouldn't fight it. He's in Australia, bro. Pretty fun. G'day, mate. By the way, mate, can we podcast this bit? I just want to say, mate, for the record. It's a really bad Australian invitation. I like it, actually. Katie, good luck. Thank you. All right, we'll talk to you. Email me. I'll tell you exactly what to do, Katie. All right, Katie, we'll talk to you next week. Thanks. Talk to you guys then. Bye.

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2:39:17I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Now back to the Mikey Show featuring Mikey. I consider myself a pretty quick guy with a pretty large degree of intelligence, but I messed a lot of it up. Eddie. I hate killer whales. Sky. I purchased a goat through a charity which will be delivered to a needy family in the third world. Sean. Don't make me laugh with your insults. Boston Rob. Am I just an idiot? And Ashley. I use a lot of toilet paper. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. That's a band called Another Broken Animal. Welcome back. It is 8.41. Ralph Nader announced over the weekend that he'll join the presidential race. NASCAR had to postpone the Auto Club 500 from Fontana yesterday due to rain. Which means I'll probably do it during the week or something. It's always weird because nobody gets to see it. I went to that one time out in Fontana. Yeah. It was the first time I'd ever seen a NASCAR race. No, no, no, no. It was the second time. But the first time I was so drunk in Dallas, I don't remember any of it. But what a neat experience. Have you ever been to a NASCAR? Yeah, Eddie, you went to that one. I've never been. You never did? Nor do I want to. I'm telling you, man. I mean, I don't want to do it again and again. But the one time.

2:40:50Was a cool experience. Like, it is cool to experience one time because the noise and, like, how you can actually, you can, sitting in the stands, you can feel the cars because they're so, like, have so much power. So the way they sound and you, when they start, you know, that first, the first, on the start, the starting line. Yeah. You can smell all the gas. Yeah. That gasoline smell. Yucky. It's really cool. Let's see. What are we doing here? How about a little Mikey show questionnaire? Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Let's do a little Mikey show questionnaire. Okay. Now. Who's going first? What's up? What's the deal? Talk to me. I need answers. It's three questions, and we all answer them. Everybody except for Zeth. It'd take too long. Zeth never talks in the air, so people would be like, well, who is that? We don't hear him enough.

2:41:51Never heard of it. I hear some sort of mumbling, but I don't know. Skye, who do you think B-Rob said his Concierge would be? I'm going to go with Eddie. Yeah, I thought he should have put Concierge. But yeah, he said Eddie would be his Concierge. That's his boy. That was kind of tough, though, because... I was thinking about Sean and how vengeful Sean could be. It's like how demented we, you know what I mean? If I needed to carry out some plans, Sean would be good. We could go crazy. I just think Sean would go a little too crazy. Sean would be very inventive is what I think you're trying to say. It would be fun. He has an imagination. Eddie, if B-Rob committed a serious crime, who would he trust to keep his confession? Wow. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's easy. It's not easy. It's very personal. It's not easy. It's not easy. Sean, you've got to edit that to take the word not out so that we can hear what it would sound like if she's saying, it's easy. It's easy. He has specific relationships with every single one of us.

2:43:08I know he shared several secrets with Ashley. His most serious crimes? Yeah, his most serious crimes. He tells me certain things, he tells Skye certain things, and he has a very special relationship with Mikey. I think Ashley's trying to make it seem like it would be her, but I don't think it would be. I think it would be Mikey because I think he'd look for guidance. That is incorrect. Ashley believes it's her. It better effing be me. Mike, can I change my answer? Oh, no. Rob, you are so lucky that you put Ashley. Can you imagine if right now I had said, like, Zeth? Imagine if I'd said Zeth. She would have jumped out of that seat. She may have gone in there to that studio. She could have quit. She may have started crying and walked right to Australia right now. Get Zerio on the phone. No, he didn't hear it. He didn't hear it.

2:44:10Calm down. Easy, drama queen. We're not supposed to. Take it easy. Look at Sean right now. I'm so confused. Sean, don't say that. Sean, don't take a bet. Look at Sean right now. He gave a sign in the camera like, I didn't know. Well, now you know. Ashley. B-Rob is trapped in a snowstorm in a cabin. Who would he want with him? Me. Me. That is incorrect. No way. Oh, she just squinted at him like, what's your problem? The last person. Wait. Rob. What is his problem? Rob would want. Wait a second. Hang on, Amanda. Matt, let him explain himself. He's trying to answer her. Ash, let him explain why he said Eddie. Oh. There you go. Lizzie. He said Eddie. We're having a good time. Why Eddie? He would be able to.

2:45:10If me and him got trapped in a log cabin, I believe me and him would be able to get out of there and to help or wherever we needed to get. That's not the question. Not really the point of the question. That's not the question. He does strange things with the questions. He never gets it. He really does. He said if you're trapped in a log cabin. Yeah. It's not like, and you need to get out. Who would you want to help get out of the cabin? It's who would you want to kick it with in the cabin if you're trapped there for days. Oh, that'd still be Eddie. Wow, Eddie and Rob are now air high-fiving. That's cool, bro. Sorry, Ash. Next up is Ashley. Bad timing. Oh, this is going to be great. Eddie. Eddie, if Ashley were a mob boss, who would be her concierge? Wow, that's a tough one. Her special counsel. Who would she go to? I could tell you who she'd have a hit on. That is true. I'm going to say she said Skye. That is incorrect. She actually said Boston Rob. Now she's got that look on her face right now that says, it's because I'm a good human being. It's because I live and breathe as a human. Skye, if Ashley committed a serious crime, who would she trust to keep her confession? Oh.

2:46:38I'm thinking it's between Eddie and Mike. I am going to go Eddie. That is incorrect. She would want B-Rob. Oh, man. This is going to be a B-Rob sweep. It's called a friend, Mike. When you have someone that's close, you just write it down. It's simple math. Oh, man. Sean, if Ashley were trapped in a snowstorm in a cabin. Please don't be me. And do not say that name again, Sean. Which one? If Ashley were trapped in a snowstorm in a cabin, who would she want to be with her? Well, Mike.

2:47:34I think Sean is sitting backwards in his chair, which is so distracting. I've never seen him do it. I've never seen him do it. I've never seen him do it. I've never seen him do it. He's like the Fonz right now. He's like the Fonz. He's cool. He's cool. He's at Arthur's. He's like the Fonz, Al's. Al's? Was Al's? Wasn't it? Arnold's. Arnold's. Arnold's. Go ahead, Sean. Sean, who would... Who would... Ashley want to be trapped in a snowstorm in a cabin with? Mike, I think it would be B-Rob. That is correct. Wow. Wow, B-Rob sweeps. Wow, B-Rob. How do you feel, Rob? Yeah, Rob, I mean, Ashley considers you an honor. Why do you hate her so much? I feel honored and I do not hate her. Wow. You're a jerk. That is really mean. Really mean and unfair. Thank you, Eddie. You need to rethink who you're friends with. I know, right? Eddie. We're not going to do Skye's questionnaire. Oh, I like her. And my question to you, Eddie, is if Skye were a mob boss, who would she want to be her concierge? I love it. I love it. Eddie, you can't pass. Tango or Logan. Eddie, you must answer. You must answer with one of us. It's one of us on the show. That's the only thing we can do. Well, that's right.

2:49:02The immediate thought in my head is Outback Steakhouse. Don't want to be darned. That'd be so good right now. I'm going to have to say Sean because they share a lot of opinions on stupid stuff. That is incorrect. Stupid stuff. Yeah, really stupid stuff. Eddie, I don't do this often, but I'm going to give you a second guess. Oh, look at this. Oh, he doesn't want to. Come on. Ashley? That is incorrect. Eddie, I don't do this often, but I'm going to give you a third guess. It's not you or me. It's not you or me. Yes, it is. It's got to be Rob. No. That is correct. Rob? That's correct. Yeah. Are you crazy? Rob, he's a hothead. Rob just looked the most surprised. He's a hothead. That's right. This is the thing about Rob. Hey, this is the thing about Rob. If Rob is loyal to you, he will die for you. True. That guy will do anything for you. He's your counsel. Like, he's counseling you. He's my counsel, but he's also, like, the way I interpret that, maybe I don't understand what it is, but if I need something done, he's my guy. No. No. No. No. Change her mind, fellas. Your special counsel is, your special counsel is, you're a mob boss, okay? You're going to make a decision that is going to affect.

2:50:27Your mob family, okay? The family. So who is your guy that is your best chess player? You trust him with, like, his decisions. Oh, his decisions? You know what he is? Yeah. Your conciety is your advice guy. Yes. Oh, well, then that would be Sean. Mike, I don't appreciate you. That would be Sean. That's the godfather, will you? For goodness sake, see it already. I'm so nice of him to try to change my girl's mind. You know, you don't want your brakes to accidentally go out later. Oh, please. Hey, he's a good couple. Did Tony Soprano have a concierge? Yes, Syl. Who was it? Yeah, Syl. Syl was his concierge. Yeah. Wow. Did they call it concierge? Yes. Really? Yes. Really? Wow. Cool. I got to watch that show. Tommy. Okay, let's see. Eddie, if Sky... I'm not me again. I just went. Ashley. Oh, thank God. You never pick me. Ashley. Yeah. I want to play too. You never pick me, Molly. You glossing over her. You glossed over me like I'm not even here. Ashley, you... What? I'm good. I counted it to 10. If Skye committed a serious crime... I was talking about Ash this weekend. She's like having a daughter. She's like having a daughter. A bad one. You say that every week.

2:51:48In what way? I said exactly that. I said, I go, she is so, what is the word I used? Infuriating? Yes. No, the word I used. Terst. It's a word like. Talking the mic. Wow. She even made her eyes cross-eyed right now to mock around. How many times is that, right? She gets so upset. Ashley. It takes brass balls. I'll say it does. And she's got them. What's harder than brass? It takes titanium balls. Ashley, if Sky committed a serious crime, who would she trust to keep her confession? Eddie. That is correct. Whoa! Me?

2:52:49I would turn you in in a second. Give me a break. I'm calling the cops. We're friends. Don't try and deny it. Boston Rob. If Skye was trapped in a snowstorm in a cabin, who would she want to be with her? Great question. Skye is sipping her coffee right now. Not making eye contact with anybody. I'm nervous. That'd be a good pick. I gotta go, Sean. I gotta go, Sean. You would be going wrong. You want to take another guess? You, Mike. Thank goodness. This is not a thing where you have to put them in order. You guys can have some spirited debates. Find the kitchen knife. We would go out in the snowstorm. We're like, fine, we'll brave the elements. I'll take my chances. Okay, so who's your second guess, Rob? Who would she want to be in that snowstorm with? Me? Is that really? That was the second guess. No, you're wrong. I'm wrong? Yes. A lot. Third guess. Ashley. Correct. Nice!

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3:03:19I say we do Shawnee O'Boy. Oh, Biggity Boy. Shawnee O'Boy. You better not answer these jack-hole ways, you know, like he's... I never do. Yeah, you do. That is not answered in jack-hole ways. No, I always answer truthfully. I always do. Sean. Ridiculous. Sean, is there any jack-holiness going on here? There never is, Mike. Ashley, the first question asked of Sean was... If he were a mob boss, who would be his concierge? Eddie. That is correct. Oh. Wow. That is correct. Finally, a truthful answer. Sean. Sean, why Eddie as your concierge?

3:04:06Because Eddie is very even keeled. I think he knows how to make good decisions. He knows how to evaluate situations without a lot of emotion. However, when it comes down to it and something's got to get done and it ain't going to be nice, he knows how to do that too. There you go. Somebody crosses us, Sean. That's right. They will pay. Eddie, if Sean committed a serious crime, who would he trust to keep his confession? Interesting. I'm going to say you. That is correct. Shawnee, why me? I think that you and I have a lot in common in terms of weight. Morality? Morality, yeah. All right. Boston Rob.

3:05:08If Sean was trapped in a snowstorm in a cabin, who would he want with him? No one. Yeah. He's still sitting in his chair backwards. No, he is not. He's now, yeah, things are normal again. I'd have to say you, Mike, because of the germ factor, the cleanliness. That is correct. Why me, Shawnee? Lovers. Body heat. You and I would get along very well in close spaces because we both sort of like to do the same well. Because we like to do the same things. We have very similar interests. Not talk to anyone? For sure. We don't have to like... Constantly stay in motion. We can just relax and not have to be in each other's faces or spaces. We will now move on to Eduardo Papillon. His questionnaire. Mine's controversial. Oh, no. I like it. I'm mad already. Sean, if Eddie were a mob boss, who would be his concierge?

3:06:31I think it would have to be you. What? That is incorrect. But Sean, if I were to give you a second guess. B-Rob? That is incorrect. What? I'm confused. What if I were to give you a third guess? Sky? That is correct. Wow, Sky is surprised. Sky is surprised. Wait, wait, wait. Sky is surprised. I don't know. Sky is surprised. Am I awake? Am I awake? That is a jackhole answer. Let me explain. That's a jackhole answer. Jackhole answer. I can explain. It'll all make perfect sense to you guys. All right. First of all, if I were the mob boss, Mikey would be my number one. He would be my guy, my main man, my main dude. Oh, your main dude. I'm like your main dude. Yeah, so you would be... I'm like your main dude.

3:07:29Yeah, you would be like my Pauly Walnuts. Right? Minus the Pauly. Sean and Rob and Ashley would be my capos. They would be in charge of their own families and have their specific things that they would do. Are you saying you have to give a job to Sky? My job to Sky would be... I thought it was an honor. I did too. Would be... My counsel. I would go to her for advice and talk to her. I'm not saying I would follow it. You could disagree on everything. Probably. But she's a smart gal. I think she would be good at it. But I'd show him things that he wouldn't think about. Absolutely. I'm not looking for a yes man. I do not want a yes man. I am not a yes man. She's not. He needs somebody that is going to kind of give him the other side maybe and whatever. I understand. Well, thank you, Eddie. Thank you, Eddie. It makes sense now, doesn't it? Very nice. We're friends forever. Wow. Skye, if Eddie committed a serious crime, who would he trust to keep his confession? None of us. Correct. Ring the bell, Sean. But if he had to pick somebody. I'm thinking you, Mike. That is incorrect. Tough question. I knew it.

3:08:54You want to take another guess? Well, I kind of want to say me, but... Yeah, go with that. Me? No. What? Eddie, if he committed a serious crime, would trust B-Rob with his confession of the crime? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because he's a criminal. Criminal mind. Yeah. With Mike, I think that I wouldn't want to burden him with my confession because his morality would try and get me to turn myself in. And so I would not want to burden him with that. Otherwise, it would be him. No question. Nobody could trust me with a confession. I'm telling you right now. I know. Nobody can trust me with a confession because if you confess a crime to me, I'm going to tell you to either tell the police or I will. Right. You're going to do the right thing. And that's not cool. Everyone make a note of this. And that's not cool. No. With Rob, he's very trustworthy. He was very loyal to it. I mean, to a tease, loyal. And so, I mean, I would tell him in a heartbeat, and he wouldn't tell anybody. I'd have the car started on back. 300 in cash. I got my never-know backpack. You can use my backpack. Keep my AC calories. Oh, man. Let's see. Oh, man. Sean, Eddie is trapped in a snowstorm in a cabin. Who would he want to be with him?

3:10:20I would have to say B-Rod. Incorrect. What? Come on. Shani, who would be your second guess, Shani? You. Mike. That is incorrect. What? Shani, who would be your third guess? Sky. That is incorrect. No way. Shani, who would be your fourth guess? Ashley. That is incorrect. Shawnee, who would be your fifth guess? Seth. Shawnee, he would want to be in a cabin in a snowstorm with you, my friend. Look at Shawnee. He's so confused. His hands are up to his head. He doesn't know what to do. Oh, he's Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone. Two reasons I chose Shawnee. Number one, I think we could have, and we all know this about Sean, we could have lengthy conversations with Sean about a variety of topics, which I think is cool and interesting. And the second reason is if he dies, there's a lot of meat to eat. Yes. You don't have to clean the body. I'll do the cutting. Okay.

3:11:48All right, and finally, my questionnaire. Sky, if I were a mob boss, who would be my concierge? Well, it's between Eddie and Sean. Easy. Come on, Sky. Well, see, Sean's, no offense, Sean's more of a yes man. None taken. And again? No offense. Nothing personal. And again, no offense, but sometimes I think Mike likes that. Again, no offense to anyone. None taken. No offense to anyone. None taken. You're crazy. To Ashley now. Don't read into it. Can I be honest now? Don't read into it, anyone. Don't read into it. Just take it for what it is. Wow. I'm analyzing it. I'm analyzing that. I'm just saying. saying. Don't read into it. Don't open your mouth. Don't analyze it. Sean, you're thinking about it too much. You're damn right I am. Come on, Skye. I'm going to go Eddie. That is correct. You could have said that without all the other garbage, Skye.

3:13:07I like to think out loud. Yeah, you like to stir the pot. I like to. Think with your mouth shut. I would pick Eddie as my Conci-Eddie because... Because he's not a yes man. I said some kind of a yes man. Well, I like a yes man. That's what I said. You should have picked me. Yeah. Then Sean would have been a great voice. Yeah, right. But, you know, for the times I don't want to be told what I like to hear. Then you go to Eddie. Well, yeah. See, Eddie and I have a history of being able to talk things through. Yeah. So I would go to Eddie. He would definitely be my concierge. Let's see. Obviously. Eddie. This is brutal. Eddie, if I committed a serious crime, who would I trust to keep my confession? Oh, man. I'm afraid to answer these questions now. Don't trust me. I'm a yes man. I didn't say you can't trust me. Sean, you're analyzing it. I didn't say you can't trust me. We can't trust you. He's never going to let that go. Well, you know. Oh, I love it. I love it. If the yes fits, Michael, take it. Wow. Just saying everything. There's a lot to this answer, I think. More than normal. I think you would not only look for somebody to take the confession, but kind of lead you in the right direction. Yeah. Oh, man.

3:14:37I don't know who that could be, though, because we're all shady. I'll say me. That is correct. Well, I know for a fact. Like, with everybody else, there's a question. Like, I think I know, but with Eddie, no question. I know the guy better than anybody. 20 plus years, what's up? Last question. Boston Rob. Yeah. If I am trapped in a snowstorm in a cabin, who would I want with me? Think about what I said in the first question. You're such a bee. You're such a bee. You're such a bee. Just think about it, Rob. Okay. Brutal. Look at Sean. Sean is so irritated right now. Checked out. He's checked out. Well, I'll just sit there and say yes the whole time. So why the hell do you want me to? Well, no, no. After the discussion, then you'll say yes. Yeah, then I'll say yeah. Oh, man. Like I always do. I'll take it. Oh, my God. I'm going to have to go with the Lord of the Yes. Yes man himself. Sean. You are correct. Oh, boy.

3:16:07No, the reason that... This was actually tough. It was between two people. It was between Sean or Ashley. What? I would have said that too. It was between Sean or Ashley. And the reason Sean is because we have very fun conversations. But you always get the same answer, Mike. After the fun, though. You'd have a lot of fun getting there. Sean and I share an interest in furries. That's true. No, Sean and I do have a lot of interests that are similar, movies and stuff like that. I heard you agree on a lot of things. We do. Well, a lot of times when I will offer something, Sean will agree with it. That's cool. That's always good. Wow, that must feel good. But Ashley... The reason that I would have liked to have maybe spent time with Ashley is because it's kind of the same thing. Ashley and I are very similar, too. She's a no person. And she's a no person. Yes, that is correct. She is a no person. Yeah, she is the opposite. She likes to tell me no for no reason. Just to see what you'll do. That's correct. And now we need to take a break.

3:17:27Especially Skye's part. I'm just saying. Hey, guess what we're going to do when we come back? All right, let's line them up. We're going to do Ask Mikey next. Okay, now this is... Yes, yes, yes, yes. Holy cow. No. Maybe I shouldn't have said that. In this segment. In this segment. Yes. You can call in and ask for advice. But if you call in and ask for advice, you have to know who you're asking the advice to. And as you're listening to my advice, you've got to understand who I am. Because when you hear the advice, you might be like, if you're listening for the first time, I'm going to tell you right now, if you're listening for the first time, you're not a regular listener of the Mikey Show. When you hear my advice, you might go, this guy's whacked out.

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3:28:49Now, here's something you may have missed this morning on the Mikey Show. If Skye was trapped in a snowstorm in a cabin, who would she want to be with her? Great question. Skye is sipping her coffee right now. Not making eye contact with anybody. Do I say no one? That'd be a good pick. I gotta go, Sean. I gotta go, Sean. You would be going wrong. You want to take another guess? You, Mike. Do you not know that? Thank goodness. This is not a thing where you have to put them in order. Who would you least like to be trapped in that? The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. Fire today. You're something else, lady. Love it. Welcome back. It is 9.32. Advantage Point was the number one movie this weekend, making $24 million.

3:29:53Minnesota Vikings tackle Bryant McKinney was arrested in a street fight. Did you guys know that Eddie and B-Rob are going to be competing against each other on Thursday? Oh, I did know that. I know it. They're going to be doing it. We're going to be live out at K1 Speed in Carlsbad, where they've got those little mini cars. They go 40 miles an hour. It's going to be crazy. That's right. We're going to finally be up in North County. We're inviting listeners out. Everybody can come out and hang out with us that day. It should actually be a lot of fun. And so we would love to see you. And yeah, just come on out and hang out with us and watch Eddie beat Boston Rob. Thank you. Let's do this. We do this segment called Ask Mikey. Do not get into the industry. I'm no psychologist. What you're asking for right now is the health and well-being of your daughter. Pray about it. It's time. But we all have a job to do. To ask Mikey. This is Mike. Welcome back. It is a Mikey show. And what we're going to do in this segment is that you're going to ask me questions. It's an advice segment. Like I said, if you're new listening to the show, you've got to know what you're getting. I am a Christian. I am a recovering alcoholic. I never graduated from high school. I read a lot.

3:31:33I do enjoy reading and so I don't want you to think that – I don't want to make there be – I don't want to give any false impressions here. You're not going to be talking to a psychologist. Yes, you are talking to a yes man, but you are not talking to a psychologist. No, no, no, Mike, you're not the yes man. Sean's the yes man. That's right. Sean is the yes man. Technically, you're not. That was what happened. That was the way that it went. Listen to the show. Oh, gosh. Wow. It's easy to hear in every word I say. Oh, no. Every other word is practically yes. Please stop, everyone. Yes, it is. Please stop. I want Sean to eventually like me again, please. That's great. It's so good. Flip, please. It's so good. All right, now listen. So I'm trying to put out there that when you call and you ask for advice, you know what you're getting. Yes. You're getting a very unique perspective. And I also want to point out that because I'm not a professional, it's just you're asking a friend. You're basically asking a friend. My advice is not to be taken as professional clinical advice.

3:32:44It simply is what it is. It's just advice. P1 large mammal is on the line. Oh, what kind? Hello, large mammal. Yeah, what kind? Well, what kind of mammals are there? I'm a human mammal. There you go. Killer whale. Shontosaurus. Wow, Eddie does not like the killer whale. Why does she need to see that? Yeah, I know, because she's just in a mood, dude. Is he the large mammal? Just be quiet over there. All right, P1 large mammal, what is your question? Well, I was listening last week. You guys were talking about all the weddings and brides that get all depressed and stuff after the wedding. And actually, I'm getting married on Saturday. So I'm going to see what kind of advice you guys had since most of you are married. Oh, I got advice for you. I got advice for you. All right. And I mean this, man. This is for real. Get a piece of paper and get a pen. and make a list of everything that is important to you. Kids, are kids important to you? Do you want to have kids? Definitely. Okay, write that down. Then write down how many kids you want to have. Then write down what religion you are. And then write down whether you want your kids to be raised in that religion. And then write down how you feel about sex. And write down what kind of sex you're into.

3:34:12And write down all of these things that are all about you. And discuss those things with her and see if her answers match up with yours. And if they don't match up with yours, ask yourself if you can live with that. And just be really honest. And it is my opinion that there are a few of them that are non-negotiable. I believe. that you have to be on the same page spiritually with your spouse. I know everybody that's married here is. Skye is on the same page with her husband spiritually. They believe the same things. I'm on the same page spiritually with my wife. We believe the same things. Eddie's on the same page with his wife spiritually. They believe the same things. If you get into a relationship, a marriage, where you guys are on different pages spiritually, you are, you know what you're doing? I'm not saying that you've gone into a dark alley and you're definitely going to get mugged, but it's not very good judgment and there is a high chance you're going to get mugged. Right. So you just got to – that is my advice to you. Make a list of all the stuff that you care about, dude, and see if it matches up. Hopefully you already have. I have a question. Go ahead, Ash. Are you saying make a list of everything or make a list of non-negotiable things?

3:35:35Make a list of non-negotiable things, but also make a list of things that are important to you. There may be some things that are not necessarily non-negotiable, but they're important to you. For instance, maybe it's important to you that the person that you're with doesn't smoke. Because potentially you do want to have kids and you think that might be kind of weird or gross or unhealthy for your kid. Okay, so you both agree that you want kids, but you don't really want a smoker. And you've never really stopped to write that down. Maybe she smokes, but right now you just sort of overlook it. You don't really care. So write a list and then what? Like highlight the non-negotiable ones? Great idea. Because I think there's a big difference. Sure. Sure. Highlight the non-negotiable ones. Absolutely. Absolutely. Have you guys ever talked about kids and your religion? Have you guys ever talked about that? Yeah, yeah, definitely. We've talked about kids, about how many we want. We're going to wait a little while. And the spiritual part. We're pretty much on the same page. So there really isn't a whole lot of conflicts as far as spirituality and the kids part goes. You'll be shocked at how much goes into it because me and my wife, we had to take a class to get married in the Catholic Church. And part of this class, we had to do exactly that. We had to write down all the stuff that's important to us.

3:37:02Never even thought about. And it was great, you know, because, I mean, it gets it out there. I remember when you were doing that, and you got so much out of that, man. Oh, it was crazy. Awesome. It was really good for you. Thank you, Large Mammal. I hope that helps, man. Thank you. Yeah, I appreciate it. Good luck, bro. Yeah. Thanks. P1 Mark. What's up, bud? What's happening? How you doing? Good. Good. Relationship issue. I guess, long story short, if I start... Going off on a tangent, slot me around, tell me to be back on track. But met the girl, met this girl two months back. We both thought we were everything. We were meant for each other. We were everything we ever wanted. Everything's good up until about two weeks ago. She seems to start getting overwhelmed and whatnot when we were both going on the same pace. Okay, wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. I thought you said you guys, you were on the same. Oh, yeah, we were on the same page. I'm trying to shorten it up. There's a lot of stuff that... It may be too long to try and get on the radio in your little segment here. Well, what's the basis? Give me the bottom line. Bottom line is I haven't heard from her since a week ago Sunday. Her last text saying pretty much it was making it so I couldn't reply that her and her sister were hanging out. I mean, her birthday was the week of February 6th. I took her and her friend and her best friend and her sister out, her best friend of me. It was the first time I got to hang out with the best friend.

3:38:32You know, made her, she said what was the best gift she's ever received. You know, starts to tell me she's starting to get a little overwhelmed, just need some time and space, so I back off. Says she doesn't want to do it here at Valentine's, so I cancel all my plans. Like I had learned, I have not a musical bone in my body. I learned a bunch of stuff to try and do for her, but I can't. What's the actual reason she's giving you for backing away? She says she's just overwhelmed. She says she calls me last Friday. You know, I even see her at her work. She gives me a hug and a kiss. She says, thank you for the time and the space. I appreciate it. I know we'll be okay. You know, you're everything I ever wanted. We'll be okay. Have you ever asked her about other relationships? Well, she's two years out of a divorce. Okay. I don't know how long it's been final, and she hasn't talked to him for, like, I want to say a couple months, but she just recently had to get back in touch with him to do their last filing for taxes together.

3:39:28That was a week ago, Friday, that she was supposed to have gotten together. He didn't show, but she called me that night before he showed up, I guess, for support. I was busy with my buddies. I called her. I was talking to her, but I got the feeling she wanted me to come over, and I didn't. And that's the last time she put herself out there to me. Huh. Well, because initially, that explanation leads me. I had one thought. Then you were kind of making me go somewhere else. telling me about the X and I was kind of thinking, oh, maybe it's the X thing. And now you brought me right back to my first point. And I'm going to suggest for you the same thing that I suggested that Zeth read, but not because of you, because of her, it might help explain her a little bit better. And it's a book called He's Scared, She's Scared. And it's a book about the fear of intimacy. And it would make sense that there is a woman that's coming out of a divorce who's afraid. I mean, the very fact that she's coming out of a divorce, That divorce is probably extraordinarily painful. Divorces, they say, are second only to the death of your child in terms of pain that you would experience. And so divorces are usually really painful. And so it's kind of like touching a hot stove. When you touch a hot stove, it burns and you recoil and you learn to not touch the hot stove anymore. And in many ways, emotionally, when you're coming out of a divorce.

3:40:51You're very hypersensitive to love because you trusted in it and then it went wrong. And so when you're getting involved in another situation that involves some of those feelings starting to come back, it's like nerves that are not quite healed yet. And you're touching on some of those nerves, some of those love nerves that are a little scary to her. Ashley has a question. Sky has a question. Go ahead, Ash. You don't think that the fact that she just... saw her ex like very recently has anything to do with her all of a sudden I did I did like it made me think oh maybe she's still interested in the ex I did think that and then he said that she called and said kind of wanted him to come over I know but that is not a red flag to you that she's all of a sudden calling him and being like oh thank you for giving me my space and you're so sweet yet she just saw her ex like I don't know what you're getting at. Because you know how sometimes guilty conscious will make you overcompensate? So, like, if she did something that she knows is wrong, maybe she's overcompensating him by actually calling him and giving him attention now. Yeah, yeah. She was blowing him off and then all of a sudden, like, calls him again. It could be. I mean, I'm not getting that vibe, but you can't rule it out. You can't rule anything out. Anything could be possible.

3:42:06Well, hang on just a second. Hang on just a second. Sky, you got a question? Well, let's give her the benefit of the doubt and say it is like you say, Mikey, that she's just scared of being hurt again. She's scared of love. I know you recommended him reading the book. Would you recommend him still trying to pursue her or let her do it in her own time? Like what should his next step be if that's the case? Ultimately, it isn't going to matter what he wants. In other words, if I can't say to him, so read the book and then go for it. Because it's all about her. So he needs to just wait for her. He could decide. He could go, you know what? I think it's worth it. I'm really going to try to make this thing work. If she has a fear of intimacy that she can't work through, that she's got to work through, it doesn't matter what he does. She's going to keep backing away. He could maybe get her in the short term to go, okay, okay. In fact, he probably will. I'll make a prediction. I bet you probably will. She'll miss you. And so I bet she's going to call you or you're going to call her and she'll finally take your call and something will probably happen. One of two things. Either that or maybe Ashley's right and maybe there is something going on with the old ex. Although that wasn't the vibe that I was getting. More than anything I was getting, because I've heard this a lot. In fact, my niece was dating a guy. It was going great. She had been dating this guy. They had gone on a few dates, like four or five. It's almost the exact same story.

3:43:34It was progressing to a point where she decided that she wanted him to meet all of her girlfriends. She hadn't introduced them yet. And so they went on a date and he met all the girlfriends. And after he met all the girlfriends, then he said, now I want you to come and meet all my friends. And so she said, OK. And she went and met the friends and she said it was really fun. And they all had a blast together. He never texted her again. He never called her. He never texted her. Nothing. Cut off. Zero. Nothing. And that is when she read that book and went, whoa. Because it was just so her and this guy too. And that's what I thought of, Sky, when you asked that. It's not going to make a difference. They got to get over that or they'll keep doing it. They'll just keep doing it until they work through enough marks. who's on the phone, they may work through enough marks where they just kind of get over it, you know? But right now, it sounds to me like she's afraid. Go ahead, Ash. Don't you think, though, that there's a difference between intimacy issues and the fact that maybe he's just not that into you or she's just not that into you? Well, but all we have to go on, all I have to go on, is what he's telling me. Right, right. And what he's telling me is that they were both very into each other. Right.

3:45:00Okay, so everything's going great. It's going great. It's going great. It's hot and heavy. It's really awesome. We like each other a lot. And then this. So I do see what you're saying. Maybe there's a fling going on with the ex or what I'm saying. So either way, look into it, Mark. I appreciate the phone call. All right, thanks, bud. All right. One more and then we've got to take a break. P1 Andrea. Yeah. What's going on? Okay, so here's the deal. About a year and a half ago, I started dating one of my good friends. And things are going great, but we just found out we were better friends than anything. So about the beginning of February, I started seeing, well, actually, his best friend started showing some interest in me. And, you know, I was kind of, like, hesitant because I was like, wait, this is my ex-boyfriend's best friend. I'm not sure how I feel about it. So we were just hanging out as friends, and things started progressing. Well, recently, my ex-boyfriend started explaining to me how... He still loved me and all this stuff. You mean the one that you decided you were better friends with? Yeah, he decides that he's, well, he was the one who had decided we were better friends. I mean, like, I was fully invested in the relationship. Actually, what was weird is that we had been talking up, like, ah, like we had been bringing up, okay, maybe moving in together, things like that. But then he decided, you know what, we'd be better friends. So, you know, we had this cooling off period, and I thought things were totally normal. We were friends again, but...

3:46:23Like, he doesn't even know that I've been seeing his best friend. He just brought up to the fact that I'm still interested in you, I still have all these feelings for you, and I have no idea how to go about this now. I'm, like, completely confused. Uh-huh. Okay. Though there's a couple things going on in my mind. Has he told you that he... So you're saying he doesn't know? No, he has no idea. Okay, let's stop. So what does that say to you about the guy that you're dating, the best friend? Does that say anything to you at all? Not really. Okay, well, let me tell you then, because you're not seeing it. You're not seeing the forest through the trees. If I'm the best friend, and I'm dating you, and I know you used to date my best friend, and I haven't told my best friend, there's a reason I haven't told him. Yeah, well, he knows that he might... still have feelings for me. He even brought it up. Wait, wait, wait. You're saying the guy you're dating right now. Yeah, he's like, well, what about this person? I'm going to say it again, okay? Okay. I'm going to paint an analogy of me and Eddie so you kind of see it really clear, okay? Let's say that Eddie's not married and I'm not married and Skye's not married and we're just all... How do I get into this? And let's say that Eddie...

3:47:53And Skye start to date. Talk about that. Let's get it on. And during the course. You rocked my life. Wait a minute, Skye. What did you say about that? You rocked my life. Wow, Skye. That is quite a statement. It really is. It really is. So anyway, Eddie and Skye, let's pretend that they were dating, right? And Eddie says to Skye, Eddie says to Skye, listen, I think that we're better off as just friends. And Skye's kind of heartbroken over it because she's got feelings for him. So they break up, okay? Cool, man. Rude. But then, Eddie, or excuse me, Skye and I hit it off. Oh, hello. Now we start dating, okay? Okay. And I don't tell my best friend, Eddie, about that. Why would I not tell Eddie about that? Maybe it's because... You're embarrassed? Embarrassed of what? Eddie, don't wait a second. I don't blame you. I didn't tell you either. Can you not right now? We're trying to help people. Maybe I wouldn't tell Eddie because I feel like there's something wrong with it. Now, I'm going to tell you right off the bat.

3:49:15I personally do not feel that you dating this guy is wrong. Right. Because if you're using the analogy that I'm using with Eddie and Sky, if I were the best friend, I wouldn't think that there's anything wrong with dating Sky. The only thing is, is that I would talk to Eddie about it. Because if I didn't talk to Eddie about it, I'm a little bit shady. Yes. Yeah. There's like a code between friends. There's something. It's respectful. I'm an honest person. I don't want to do something behind somebody's back. And so I want to let that person know the fact that he's hiding it from your ex. His best friend tells you a lot about him. Sky has a question. How old are you guys? He's 25. I'm 22. And my ex-boyfriend is 22. Yeah. Yeah, there is something extraordinarily shady about it. And if I were you.

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3:56:02Thank you. Last night was the Oscars. Look at that redhead. She was last night at the Oscars. What was that lady's name? Tilda Swinton. Tilda Swinton. Well said. And Tilda Swinton won Best Supporting Actress. She was in Michael Clayton. I need to put her back in. She's not finished. That's right. She's not done cooking. She has very red hair. She does. She's got weird features, man. And she, I'd never heard of her before in my life. Eddie, do you know who she even was? Oh, yeah. Tilda Swinton. Yeah, she, I think her biggest role is, she is the witch, the white witch from Narnia. Oh, really? Oh, that's right. That is right. Narnia. So, Skye, run down who the big winners were. Best Picture, No Country for Old Men. Best Director, No Country for Old Men.

3:57:04Best actress in a leading role, Marion Cotillard. French chick. Cotillard. Cots on lard. Thank you. Large coats. That's embarrassing. Best actor in a leading role, Daniel Day-Lewis for There Will Be Blood. Oh, look at that. The Eddie line is ringing. Oh, good. I'm glad I haven't answered it in a while. Hello? Well, hello. This is Daniel Day-Lewis calling as, of course, the character from... Not Gangs of New York. Oh, wait. The voice is exactly the same. So it's not Bill the Butcher? No, it's Daniel Plainview. Daniel Plainview? Yes, Daniel Plainview. And the reason that I'm calling you, Eddie, is because I've got a piece of land I'd like to offer you. Really? Yes, I do. I've got a piece of land, and just to make friends with you, I want to let you know that I am very similar to every way. Daniel, I can't really hear you because the music's too loud. What the hell are you talking about? Nothing. Oh, there's some music. Please continue. What about now? Now I can hear you perfectly. Where's this land at? I'm kind of interested. What are you talking about? Oh, yes, the land deal. Yes, Eddie, I'd like to offer you land. Yeah. And the reason that I want to offer you the land is...

3:58:28because you and I are very, very similar. We are? Yes, we are, Eddie. Yes, we are. How's that? Well, the way that we're similar is we're both deeply into the movie Star Wars. Well, that is true. I didn't know Daniel Plainview was into Star Wars. I am. I'm trying to draw a similarity between you and I so that you'll trust me. Oh, are you trying to set me up, Daniel Plainview? No, I'm not trying to set you up at all, Eddie. As a matter of fact, I've got a poster. of Yoda the Hut in my room. Yoda the Hut? Right now? That's bad. You're scamming me, bro. That's really bad, dude. Now, this is my son. You see? That's a Wookiee. And so you can clearly see that you and I are very similar. What are you talking about? I'm sorry. I've got milk stuck in my mustache. Okay. Milk? I'm licking it out. No, that's gross. Please don't. I will not drink your milkshake. I've abandoned my child! Now he's really crazy. Can you hang up the phone? I'm trying to hang the phone off. Do it already. Figure it out. I heard you abandoned your boy. I abandoned my child! Wow. I'm hanging up the phone now. Well, figure it out. Die.

3:59:46He's got one of those old-time phones. Oh, but you think he'd know how to use it. Oh, there it is. This guy finally learned how to hang the phone up. Wow, that was awful. I've abandoned my phone! Calm down. We did it. I still want to know where that land's at, though. Eddie says that he sees, now the big catchphrase is, I'll drink your milkshake or something. Yeah, they're trying to make that into a big thing. It's like the big deal from the movie. Yeah. Denzel Washington got up and announced the winner for Best Picture. Cut 22. And the Oscar goes to No Country for All Men. Oh, wow. I got a problem with that. Go ahead, Eddie. Denzel announcing Best Picture. Yeah. The shaved head? No, no, no. When you have Tom Hanks in the house, Jack Nicholson, Harrison Ford, how does Denzel get to announce the Best Picture? I'm just saying, I think those three have nothing to do with race. Nothing to do with race. What's up? Clearly I can't have an adult conversation with you people. How many thrillers and movies have he been in? The Departed. He's as big of a star as those other guys? I think Eddie's right. I think Denzel's been in more movies that I can list off the top of my head than Harrison Ford.

4:01:10Oh, God. You just... Oh, no. Oh, you really upset me. She doesn't need Eddie. You really upset Eddie. Eddie, she doesn't know. She doesn't know. I mean, you know what I'm saying, you know? It's not called the smart chick challenge. Wait a second. That's all I'm saying. No need to go after her. She's allowed to have her own opinion. We better take some phone calls about it. P1 Pam, what are you doing? Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. I was supposed to come back and tell the girl what I thought. What line was she on? Did she hang up? Yeah. Oh, we're the worst. I was going to come back and tell the girl what I thought. She wanted to know what she should do with the ex-boyfriend, but I had questions for her, so if she's gone, I can't help her. Okay, Skye, did you get through all the big ones? Yeah. You named all the big stuff, right? Let's see. There is – we could play a couple of lines from Jon Stewart. What did you guys think of Jon Stewart? I thought he was pretty good. I enjoyed him. I did too. I thought some of his jokes were pretty funny. I kind of rolled my eyes whenever he did the political stuff. I love that. I figured you would, Sky. Yeah, that's awesome. More, more. But I did think he had some pretty funny lines. One of the funniest lines I thought was the line that he had about Barack Obama where he said that –

4:02:18Here's Barack Obama running for president and he has a lot to overcome just in his name. He said, you know, his name is Barack Hussein Obama. That's his actual name. He said, can you believe that? Like his middle name is Hussein. One of the worst tyrants in the history of the world was Saddam Hussein. So first of all, he's got to overcome that. Second of all, his name is Obama, which rhymes with Osama. And so the whole thing is just, like, really hard to overcome that kind of a name. Plus, when you think about it, it ruined the campaign back in 1948 of, what did he call him, Eddie? Gadolf. Gadolf Hitler. Hitler. So, you know, it was terrible for him, too. He had great ideas. Sure. That name was just too much to overcome. Impossible stuff. So he had some pretty good lines. Do you think this made Eddie Murphy upset? Cut eight. There is a great variety in the nominated films this year, which I think is terrific. Even Norbit got a nomination, which I think is great. Too often, the Academy ignores movies that aren't good. Wow. Miley Cyrus, she speaks like she's 45 years old. It's really great to be here. This is Miley Cyrus on the Barbara Walters Oscar special, which I missed. Did not see it.

4:03:46But this was Miley talking about Jamie Lynn Spears, her friend. You know, they're both on that Disney channel or whatever. Cut 29. What do you think about Jamie Lynn Spears? I mean, she's pregnant. She's only 16. Can you imagine that? No. And I think, you know, it's definitely hard when, you know, it's like you're friends. Jamie Lynn is, you know, a friend of mine. But also I know how strong she is as a person. I just think it's, you know, pretty cool that. She stepped away because that's what I would have to do. You know Jamie Lynn Spears? Mm-hmm. I know basically all of those girls, which is, you know, really crazy to see that. But my main goal for me is the reason that I also feel pretty confident that I won't end up like that is because I can go out there and, you know, be more of a light to them and make them want to live the way that I, you know, long to live. She has such a mature voice. What is going on with that voice? That sounds like a 40-year-old lady. Wow. Oh, man. She's talking here about some of the other Disney stars. Cut 28. Marla, you're living here in California. You're 15 years old. You pick up the papers, and every day, practically, you read about another young star, some of whom were Disney stars. How can you be certain that what happened to Brittany and Lindsay and Jamie Lynn Spears won't happen to you? What will be the difference?

4:05:09For me, as I know, that some people don't have a family to fall back on like I have. And that's when something greater than even that comes in, and that's faith. And that's what I have. For me, that's what keeps me strong. And I think a lot of these people do have Christian families, and they're just not seeing that they're so much greater than the materialistic things that are there right now, like going out in the parties and whatever. But the people that are the ones you want to hold on to are the people that tell you the truth. And that's your family that sometimes can be a little bit harsh. And can, you know, say things that have to be honest and that can hurt sometimes. I don't know anything about Hannah Montana. Mm-hmm. Is it like a Christian show? Yeah. No? A Christian show? Mm-mm. Uh-uh. I was watching it this weekend. Is she a known, like, is it a known thing that, like, Miley Cyrus is like a Christian kid or something? Not that I know of. Hmm. So she's putting it out there. Good for her. I didn't see Saturday Night Live, but Sky, you saw it, right? Yeah. It was a nice comeback after being off for so long for the writer's strike. There were some funny moments. How was the Democratic debate sketch? Any good or no? No. I don't think that was one of the high points. That was one of the only ones that I didn't ask you about because I asked you about a whole bunch of them.

4:06:24Were overall you not really that impressed with Saturday Night Live? Because I was asking a whole bunch of them. You're like, eh, not that funny. Eh, not that funny. Well, I mean, you know, there's things that are kind of funny, but there were two that I thought were really funny. Yeah. And one was the Mike Huckabee thing. I thought that was really funny. Let's listen to that. Now, it was actually him or somebody pretending to be him? It was actually him. Huckabee actually went on Saturday Night Live. Yes. On Weekend Update? Yes. Cut 44. After his win in Wisconsin on Tuesday, Senator John McCain pronounced himself the Republican nominee for president. This despite the fact that his closest rival, Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, remains in the race. Here to explain why he's yet to concede, Governor Mike Huckabee. So, Governor, you remain in the race despite the fact that it's a mathematical impossibility that you can win. And our question is why? Well, Seth, the media loves to throw around the term mathematical impossibility. No one can ever explain exactly what that means to me. Well, let me give it a shot. Basically, it takes 1,191 delegates to clinch your party's nomination. And even if you won every remaining unpledged delegate, you would still fall 200 delegates short. Wow.

4:07:52Seth, that was an excellent explanation. But I'm afraid that you overlook the all-important superdelegates. Don't forget about them. Well, I won't forget about them, but the superdelegates are only in the Democratic primaries. They can't vote in the Republican primaries? They cannot. Uh-oh. That's not good news. I was counting on those superdelegates. Sorry to break that to you. Does this mean that now that you know that you're going to drop out of the race? Well, fortunately, Seth, I'm not a math guy. I'm more of a miracle guy. At this point, I'm going to focus on the miracle part. But if that miracle doesn't happen, let me assure the American people that Mike Huckabee does not overstay his welcome. When it's time for me to go, I'll know. And I'll exit out with class.

4:08:50And grace. Well, that is really good to know. We appreciate you stopping by, Governor. Governor Mike Huckabee, everyone. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you so much for stopping by. Thank you. Great to be here. It was great to have you. Well, it's just great being here. So he's not leaving. Governor Huckabee. I think we're done now, sir. Oh, right. You know, normally I pick up on those things. Sorry. Good job. I like that. So I thought that was going to be a great vice president. Wow. So I thought that I said, keep dreaming. Oh, hey, listen, lady, you just wait. You just wait. My wife wanted to know this weekend. So who will Obama pick? Great question. I say he might pick Hillary.

4:10:08He doesn't really need her. She needs him. You know, if she got the nomination, she would need him. He doesn't really need her. Right. But that's a really good question, right? It's a far out question. Yeah, she may be a negative to him because the Republicans have so much venom for her, you know? What about Tina Fey? Do you think Tina Fey would be a good running mate for Barack Obama? She'd be good. What about Bill Clinton? Yeah, what about Bill Clinton? He's never done anything. Yeah, so that was funny. And then the only other thing that was like laugh out loud funny to me was the annual pill. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the once a year period pill? Yes. Cut 40. What if you could have your period just once a year? My period? Once a year? Once a year? I'd like that. New Annual extends the time between your period by 11 months. How does it work?

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4:12:23We're not kidding. Annual. Once a year. Period. That's a play on words. I just got that. So part of the deal was at Saturday Night Live, this was the first one back with the writers, too. Oh, yeah. That's pretty funny. So it's nice to have them back. Yeah. Okay, I got a couple of things that we got to play before Shawnee has to sign off at 10 because these are pretty good. A comedian went off on Fox News. His name is Lee Camp. And it was at the end of an appearance that he did. With Fox News. And at the end of it, he just starts bad-mouthing the channel. Wow. Cut 51. Julia and Lee, we appreciate it. I'm sure you guys are going to have a lot more jokes for the rest of the campaign here. They just keep coming. Can I just ask a question? Sure. What is Fox News? It's just a parade of propaganda, isn't it? It's just a festival of ignorance. What? Ha!

4:13:19A million people are dead in Iraq. Come on, this is ridiculous. What's the point of this? This is insane. People at home, go outside. Go hug your children. Lee, you should be more worried. He sounds hilarious. And you get all the news you can at Fox News. All right, thanks, guys. All right, that's it. All right, we're also talking about Captain Kirk this morning. And hey, because it's Saturday morning, we're having some fun. Greg, you've got the cushiest job in the world. Yeah, look who just beamed aboard right now. The ladies from the Starship Enterprise. Hello. Welcome. How are you? Okay. Hey, that didn't sound uncomfortable in any way, right? Not awkward at all. The greatest part about it, though, is that more than any other job in the world, news anchors on television have the hardest time recovering than just about anything. Like a plumber can probably recover better from that situation than the person that's actually paid to do it. Yeah, did you hear that, Chick? Well, I love...

4:14:22Yeah. Oh, you showed him. Yeah, I mean, news people get so flustered if something goes awry. It's very difficult for them to recover. Love it. All right, a couple more. This was a news story from WTSP in Tampa. It's about two girls who say that they were treated unfairly on a flight because they were better looking than everyone else. Have you heard about this? Cut 50. It started off as a regular flight, but 18-year-olds Nisreen Swedeberg and Sarah Williams say that soon changed. The first moment we walked in the plane, we were being treated unfairly. As soon as they boarded, Swedeberg says she asked for a bottle of water and was told she could have one once the rest of the plane was served. And I patiently waited, and when... They came around with waters. They just skipped over me. Then, she says, her friend and another passenger exchanged profanities in an argument over the plane's bathroom. But they say the crew only questioned them. I think they were just discriminating against us because we were young, decent-looking girls. I mean, nobody else really on the plane looks like us except us. Southwest confirms the incident, saying the women caused a disruption on the flight. Enough.

4:15:48for the crew to call in backup in Los Angeles. The moment we landed, four uniformed officers came on the plane, asked us to get out of our seats, escorted us off the plane in front of everybody, and questioned us outside. Almost two hours later, the women say they were released and left with one major question. Did being pretty get them kicked off the plane? Of course. I don't know what happened on this flight. I didn't do anything wrong, and I feel like I was just discriminated against based upon my looks. In Tampa, Janie Porter, Tampa Bay's 10 News. It happens all the time, ladies. You know, like when you're so gorgeous. Yeah. You're so, like, you know, a lot of ladies listening right now, you know, like when you're so gorgeous. I just want to be so frustrated. That people are so mean to you on flights. Do you want to see how gorgeous they are? Yes. It's like what they would give to just be ugly for one day. Listen. Just be like the normal people. Right? I think they're very pretty. There's no doubt about it. They're pretty. Listen, ladies, I think that they can handle it. Something tells me. No. Something tells me that the Southwest airline attendants were able to handle the men's beauty. Yeah. So you're saying like when they look at the girls, they don't like go blind. A lot of people do. It's like staring at the sun. You don't know. Maybe.

4:17:07It had nothing to do with the fact that they were disrespectful little jerks. Why would you even look at that? Why would you even see that? What's the deal? You're right. I'm sorry. They're way too pretty. Big surf expected today. They're saying waves could get as high as... 8,000 feet tall. No, they don't. They say between 18 to 48,000 feet. So it's pretty good waves. You're a couple feet off. They say that we can expect waves up to 15 feet high tomorrow. Surf advisory is in effect until tomorrow. They want to remind boaters to take extra precautions and make sure you have your life jackets on board and everything. Basically, yes. Can you surf in 15-foot waves? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you can. Let me tell you something, soldier. You need to surf. One thing about surfing, I think that... It's hard. I think guys that are real good at it ride short boards, and guys that are new at it ride long boards. That's all I know. What? That's the only thing. Eddie knows ankle slappers. Yeah, that's all I know. That's pretty cool. That's a pretty good one. I know that they're hot.

4:18:41That is a fact. Yeah, great bodies. Ralph Nader is trying to screw the country up. God, that guy. Decided to run for president again. They say that it affects the Democrats the most, like that it screws things up for them. It definitely does. I mean, you know, because before they believed that he cost Al Gore the presidency in 2000. Really? Because, you know, if anyone is going to vote for Nader, it's going to come from the Democratic side. So it's just going to pull Democratic voters away from that party. Unnecessary. And kind of split up the vote. So he announced this weekend he's running again. Why? Yes. Skye, what's the deal with the lady that was on the American Airlines flight that died? Okay, well, this is sad. Now, this is all according to her cousin who was on the flight with her, of course. American Airlines does confirm that she died on their plane but won't comment on anything else than that.

4:19:39So I guess this woman has suffered from heart disease and she was on the plane and she wasn't feeling good. So two times she requested oxygen from the flight attendant. I guess they keep like medical supplies on board in case of emergencies, one of them being an oxygen tank. And according to her cousin who was on the flight, like I said, she was told no, that she could not have oxygen. And then I guess other people on the flight sitting around were seeing how, like, bad it was getting. And they were getting, like, really upset. And, like, everybody was hounding the flight crew to let this woman, you know, have oxygen to give her some medical treatment. And I guess there were even doctors on board and whatever. They pull out the oxygen tank. Empty. No way. They have a secondary oxygen tank. Pull out that tank. Empty. Dude. Okay. So this woman, I guess, you know, died on the plane. And according to their husband, I mean, I'm sorry, to the cousin, they pulled out a box, which he believes was a defibrillator. Yeah. Didn't work. What? Defibrillator didn't work? So by the time they landed, she was dead. Oh, my gosh. They are going to sue that airline for a billion dollars and win.

4:20:53But will they? I mean, is it the airplane's responsibility to provide medical supplies? Listen, that's almost like saying. Like if I need an insulin shot, is it up to them to have one for me? No, no, no. It's not up for them to have an insulin shot for you. But it is up to them to reasonably. be prepared in the event of an emergency. Like, Skye, why did they have the oxygen takes on there, then, for funsies? Well, I was surprised that they even had that on. Well, wait a minute. I read a report that funsies are involved in a lot of... I didn't think so. No, no, no. I read that, though. I didn't think about that. Just in defense of the airline. For, like, animal balloons and stuff? They say that if somebody wants any kind of funsies, you know, it's really up to the person. Are they going to have a defibrillator on the plane for funsies? Yeah, for funsies, you know, You know what I'm saying? Like, no, they're going to have it on there to do the D. I heard the peanuts are for funsies. That is true. That is true. Do the D. Peanuts are for funsies. Hey, speaking of, did you guys see that crazy emergency landing on Friday? Uh-uh. With the plane? Where, where? It was in Miami. Took off from Miami. It was headed to Chicago. And the landing gear was jacked up. No. They knew it immediately. It wasn't going up. So they had to emergency land. And they were covering.

4:22:07It the entire time. Did you watch it? Oh, yeah. No way. I didn't even hear about that. You didn't hear about this? Dude, because you know that this happened in history in Des Moines, Iowa, and it went bad. Same thing following it. That's what I was thinking. If this goes bad, this is on live TV right now. I'm going to watch this. It was crazy. Can you imagine their family? Because you know they called their families from the plane. So it circled to get rid of all the fuel. For probably an hour it circled. And then it landed and it was fine. What part of the... The front wheel, I guess, wasn't going up? And so they were worried when it landed, it would just collapse. Yeah. And they had all the emergency vehicles there ready to go. Holy moly. It was pretty freaky. Oh, my gosh. But it landed fine and everybody was fine. Can you imagine being a passenger on that flight? No way, man. No. Speaking of peanuts, you guys ever stick anything up your nose or your ears as a kid? My good friend when I was a kid, I was over at his place and he stuck a Tic Tac up there.

4:23:13And he couldn't get it out. I stuck a peanut up my nose. Really? Did it stay in there? We had to go to the hospital and have them take it out with, like, little tweezers. Sky, did you ever stick anything? No. Never? No. You're perfect. Well, I'm just saying. I didn't think that. Did anybody else ever stick anything anywhere? Well, anywhere? Well, see, now I feel weird. Now I don't want to do the other stuff that I, you know. What, there's other stuff? You had other stuff? There's a Sharpie. I won't go into it. Joe, come on. P1 Tugboat is on the line. Tugboat? Yeah. What's going on? Hey, I was just listening and heard about that lady that died on the American Airlines plane. And on the boat, I'm a tugboat captain. On the boat, we carry that same gear. And we're required to inspect it once a month. And then the batteries, you have to check like every three months. So they're going to be pretty liable. Yeah, they are.

4:24:10Yeah, but that's a tugboat. I feel much safer on a tugboat. That is true. That is true. Hey, thanks for the call, man. Eddie, so why did Kobe Bryant get ejected from the Lakers game? He was mad. He got mad? Yeah. Did he raise his voice? Yeah, he did. I heard they put him in a timeout. Kind of. What happened? He got a technical foul and he disagreed with it vehemently and he got ejected. Did he disagree with it vehemently right up in someone's face? Yeah, the ref. And then he got ejected. Lakers still won. Let's see. Tiger Woods is real good. The best. Great. It's real fresh. Star Magazine says Jen Aniston is so upset that Angelina Jolie is pregnant with her ex-husband's baby that she wants to have her eggs frozen. Yeah, they claim that she's already done it because she's 39 years old. She doesn't currently have a prospect for a husband.

4:25:07So she decided it's time that if she wants to have children, she needs to freeze her eggs. So when she finds Mr. Right, they have a chance of having a bite. That is so odd to me. What? Jennifer Aniston. What part? I heard, well, from what I heard, like from what I knew that... her and brad having problems like initially became i heard that because brad wanted a big family and jen didn't brad wanted to have kids jen wasn't ready to start yet i heard that too but then i heard i heard the exact same thing but then i don't remember what it was it was like vanity fair i think And she said, that's not true. I do want a family, blah, blah, blah. Basically what the deal is, as far as I know, is Brad wanted, as soon as she got off of Friends, Brad wanted to start having kids right away. And she wanted to try and establish her movie career and then start the family. So she wanted to wait a couple of years. But while waiting those couple of years, he did a little picture called Mr. and Mrs. Smith with a lady named Angelina Jolie. That must be very confusing for Jennifer Aniston.

4:26:11Yeah. Because she didn't do anything wrong. Oh, no. She didn't do anything wrong. But she has to be sitting there second guessing it. Going, if only I had, if only, and there's probably a part of her that's like, I was so selfish. All I was thinking about was me and my career. And if I hadn't, you know, so it must be weird. Like she must have very conflicting thoughts about it. Oh, yeah. Okay, so guess who got paid $1.2 million last year just for club appearances in the city of Las Vegas? Jerry St. James. Jerry St. James is the correct answer. Thank you. Thank you very much. Don't say Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton. No, I said don't. But I had to. $1.2 million. Just to party at different people's clubs. Yeah, that's the combination of her fees to host parties and also just to show up at clubs. She gets paid just to show up. That is unbelievable. Paid to have no talent. Yeah, crazy. I guess because they send out...

4:27:17pictures and press release it and it's and it's like oh look who we're so cool look who hangs out here it's like even though nobody likes her like she's a phenomenon it's true she goes she's huge even though nobody likes her people still think that the clubs that she goes to are the clubs where it's at uh let's see britney spears finally got to see her kids wow how long has it been since january 3rd that was the last time she saw her babies almost two months yep Holy crap. And it was on agreement of K-Fed and her dad. Her dad went and talked to K-Fed, and they worked out a thing. And it was just one hour, and her dad had to be there, and her psychiatrist had to be there. That's really cool of K-Fed to do that. Yeah, because according to the courts, he didn't have to do that. That's very cool. I heard that K-Fed really wants a break. I don't blame him. From the kids? Yeah, well, yeah. You know, he's just like, it's kind of overwhelming. You know, it's not in our biological nature as men to be the role of total caregiver.

4:28:24When we are put in the role of total caregiver, we can do it. He doesn't have a nanny? Yeah. Well, he does. He has a full-time nanny. He does. Wait, wait, wait. Hang on. Hang on. I'm going to ask you to give him a break for just a second. Just a second. You have a nanny, bro. He has a nanny, but wait a minute. He's crying about it. You guys are saying that means that he doesn't do anything. I think he does. He has a nanny. I need a break. Well, it's just because, you know, I'm a K-Fed fan. I knew it. Head of the fan club. Whatever, dude. Sorry, Kay. You tried. Okay. Lindsay Lohan and Eddie Murphy were the big winners of the Razzie Awards. These are the Bad Movie Awards. Yeah. And they were the big winners. Yes.

4:29:19Worst Picture went to Lindsay's movie, I Know Who Killed Me. I thought she was going to get an Academy Award for that. I heard. Yeah, I did. I did hear that. I've heard that. Yeah. Worst Actor, Eddie Murphy and Norbit. Worst Actress, Lindsay Lohan. And she also played her twin sister in that movie, so she got like double nominated. She got two nominees. So it was a tie for the win. Yeah. And then, you know, Worst Supporting Actress, Eddie Murphy and Norbit. Worst Supporting Actor, Eddie Murphy and Norbit. Dang. Yeah, I mean, the whole list is Eddie Murphy. That's brutal. That was him coming off like the best accolades he's ever gotten in his career from Dreamgirls. He went and did Norbit. Right? Idiot. Oh, wow. 570-1053 is our phone number. Beginning and end of every show, we do an open phone segment. You can call in about anything you want. It doesn't matter. It's an open segment, so whatever. P1 Rookie, what's up? Hey, what's up, guys? Whenever I was a kid, I was watching a movie and was playing with a thumbtack and ended up getting it lodged sideways up in my nose. Oh, my. I had to go to the hospital, and they yanked it out with pliers. The whole inside of my nose all messed up. Really? Yeah, it was bad. They didn't...

4:30:37It was up there. I tried sticking my finger up there to pull it out. Okay, no. And it just turned it sideways and lodged it up even farther. Oh, that hurts just to listen to. And so they had to take it out with pliers? Yeah, well, like hemostats. They're little pliers for clamping things. Yeah. Yeah, they had to latch onto it with that. Were they able to do anything to, like, numb it up? No. Oh. You're right. That's brutal. That is brutal. You are, Ma. Yeah, I never said that. Did you keep the tack? What's that? Did you save the tack? No, they kept it. Oh, wow. Monsters. And then I stuck a key in my brother's ear, and it messed it all up. It was bleeding all over the place. You stuck a what? A key. My mom's car key. Oh, my God. In your brother's ear? Yeah. Oh, wow. You goof. How old are you now?

4:31:32How old am I now? 23. You don't do that stuff anymore, do you? No, not anymore. Okay, good. You live my life in. There you go. All right, Rookie. Thank you. All right, man. P1 Dorothy. Hi, what's up? What's up? Yo, yo, yo. Nice to meet you. Thank you. Listen, I was 40 years old. I was using a Q-tip and I was cleaning out my ear. And the cotton came off. And the cotton came off? What kind of cheapo Q-tips were you using? Kool-Aid brand Q-tips? What are you doing? They were those W-tips. Oh, yeah, they weren't Q. No, they weren't Q. And my doctor, she laughed so hard. She had to use those hemoglobins. Hemoglobins, yeah. Heard all about them. Yeah, hemosexuals. She had to get way down in there, and it was just full of blood. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. No more. No one on these calls. P1 Troy. Mikey, good morning. Good morning. I just want to say it's not that I don't trust Skye because I know she has such a high level of integrity. Right. But I do believe the only way we're going to get the true story of whether or not she ever put anything up her nose as a kid would be from her mom. I agree.

4:32:51Oh. You got to get Skinnered on the line. Get Skinnered on the line. I don't give a rip. This guy's trying to act all, you know. That was a baby angel. Yeah. Yeah, I heard you stuck a couch in your ear. No. No, you got stuck in it. No. Thank you for the call. P1, who is this? P1 Pool Boy. What's up? I wanted to actually call in and see if you guys would let me sponsor a taste test of Soup Plantation Soups. Because I would... I don't know why they call soup plantation. I think it's because, like, that's how women get their husbands to come along with them. But I try their soups, and I swear to you, if you try their soups, you will tell me that dirt is one of the ingredients. What are you talking about? I love their soups. I don't know what you're talking about. Please let me pay for this. I will go get the soups. I will bring you in on Friday. What are we going to say? That one doesn't have dirt?

4:33:50I don't get it. Why would we pay you? Yeah, I don't want to pay you for you to come in and tell me you don't like something. You know what I mean? Who cares? No, he was saying he would pay. He would, like, buy all the soup and bring it in so we could. Yeah, exactly. So we could what? See if there's dirt in it. I don't know why anyone, why they're so big, why I'm always asked, like, my friends and family, like, hey, let's go to the soup plantation. I'm like. Have you had your mac and cheese, bro? You don't know about that. Let's try it. All from the sales department now. Thanks a lot, dude. That's not your fault. Hey, Kios, I was working on that account. Great. You ever tried the dirt chowder? Thanks. Hey, Bauman, did you hear what Mike said today? Real smart. Real smart, dude. Why don't you just let anybody on the air, bro, all right?

4:34:39Closed phones, bro. Yeah, great. Closed phones. That should be your new feature. Closed phones, right? That's great. I'll come up with closed phones. Be my new bed. Here, here, here. Don't ruin the clients. Here, here, here. No paycheck. Thanks for ruining my commish, Kiyos. Yes, you do. Lovely time that Missy's up next. Today she has some double shots on an air. So it's the stuff you love, but twice as much of it. We'll see you again tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show is out. Love your mouth.