The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 03/03/08
Monday, March 3, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
sports free agencyshow cast introductionsallergies and Mucinexparenting and childrentechnology purchasesmovie spoilersrestaurant billing errorsfood safety and contaminationsportsfree agencymucinexallergies
The episode kicked off with the hosts joking about their ignorance of recent sports free‑agent moves, then moved into a lively introduction of the seven‑person show crew. Throughout the broadcast they discussed personal quirks like the "ick" and the effectiveness of Mucinex, shared cute parenting moments, and talked about tech upgrades such as Eddie’s new computer. Listener calls added drama, including a Blockbuster employee spoiling a movie, a bakery overcharge mishap, and a warning about food tampering in restaurants.
What happened, in order
Sports Free Agency Talk
The host admits being out of touch with sports while discussing recent free‑agent signings like Asante Samuel to the Eagles and Michael Turner to the Falcons.
Show Introductions
Mikey introduces the seven‑person cast of the Mikey Show: himself, Eddie, Sky, Sean, Ashley, Boston, Rob, and Zeth, noting how unusual a large morning‑show crew is.
The "Ick" and Mucinex
The crew talks about the persistent "ick" they all feel and recommends Mucinex, describing how it prevents the green mucus from forming.
Kid’s Sweet "Daddy" Moment
Mikey’s young son repeatedly walks up, says "daddy," and then asks "what is it?" over and over, which Mikey finds both adorable and hilarious.
Eddie’s New Computer
Eddie buys a brand‑new computer at Best Buy, opts for Geek Squad installation, and shows off his 19‑inch LCD screen and all‑in‑one printer.
Blockbuster Spoiler Incident
Sky recounts how a chatty Blockbuster employee gave away the entire plot of "Gone Baby Gone" while she was trying to rent movies.
Portuguese Bakery Overcharge
Sean describes how his wife was mistakenly charged $1,616.46 instead of $16.47 at a Portuguese bakery, leading to a frantic call to the bank and a voided transaction.
Caller Warns About Spitting in Food
A caller identifying himself as "P1 Security" tells a story about spitting in a customer’s burger after the customer complained, warning that kitchen staff can retaliate when food is sent back.
People mentioned
Michael TurnerEddieSkySeanAshleyBostonRobZethMikeyDante StallworthAsante SamuelJeff WilkinsRandy MossRookie
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It is Monday at 6.04. In Texas, a teenage girl and three of her friends have been arrested for allegedly killing the girl's mom and two brothers. Michael Turner is a Charger no more. He signs with the Atlanta Falcons. Oh, wow. I realized how out of touch I am with everything to do with sports right now. I don't know anything going on with sports. Eddie was telling me about how the Niners made some... acquisitions over the weekend. This weekend, I was at a Starbucks, and I looked at the paper, and on the cover of the paper, it said something to the effect of Padres in Arizona, and I was like, oh, yeah. There is sports stuff going on. Yeah, lots of different free agency signings going on right now. It's fast and furious. Asante Samuel signed a big contract with the Philadelphia Eagles. Really? So he's gone. Uh-oh, Rob. Yeah.
That's right. Still waiting to find out where Randy Moss is going to go. Hopefully New England. Doesn't look like it. For real? Yeah, they're in negotiations, and he's nowhere near signing with them. I mean, you would think that guy would be extremely important to them. Especially because Dante Stallworth signed with the Browns, so he's gone. Oh, my. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. One of the weirder things that I saw was, you know, Jeff Wilkins is a kicker for the Rams. Yeah. Retired. For no apparent reason. Well, apparently he's had like back pain or something like that. Yeah. Retired. My back hurts. Yeah. I'm like, whoa. I'm out. I always pick that guy in fantasy football. Really? Every year I pick him. That's bizarre. Yeah. What about the Chargers? Anything? No, nothing. Nothing so far. They're not going to be big players in free agency, so I don't expect them to do anything. So let's, well, then I tell you what. Let's say. Who everybody is. Let's announce to the world that we are here and we're STEER. And you can call us too. 570-1053 is our phone number. There's seven people on the show. Me, Eddie, Sky, Sean, Ashley, Boston, Rob, and Zeth. Seven people. That's a lot. Yeah, it's very unusual. It's really unusual. Like most morning shows, they got a couple people. Two, three.
Four at the most. We're like a big Italian family. We really are. We're like my big fat Greek morning show. But yeah, there's a lot of people on the Mikey show. It always makes me laugh thinking of Lamont and Tonelli up in San Francisco. It's two guys and their producer and And they do the show very differently. They're very successful. They're very funny. But those guys, they roll in. They read the newspaper. They talk on the radio. That's the way they've been doing that show for about 145 years. It's pretty cool. I'm the host of the show. My name is Mikey. I'm 37. Wearing a long sleeve t-shirt today. And I'm not too sure about it, guys. Well, the weather's been... Nice. Yeah, it's been like nice. I guess it was gorgeous. Yeah. Gorgeous. It's been some nice days here in San Diego. Yeah, but we have some crazy winds going on today. We do? Is that fire danger? Wind effect warning until like four o'clock and like big rigs aren't allowed to drive on the aid in East County. That's crazy. I'm thinking about doing that thing that Ashley has suggested where I go get a shot for my allergies. Oh, it's.
Works real good, dude. Every time I look in the air when I'm driving and I see little things flying around, I think they're coming in my car right this second. I think right now, in this very second, those little things are flying in my nose. It was the only thing that worked for me. Really? Yeah. Nothing else did the trick. So I'm thinking about doing that myself. I got a real big tip for everybody. If you guys are the type, This is kind of gross, but it has to do with what we're all going through right now, this ick. Everybody's got the ick, right? It's horrible. Everybody, everybody. Now, you know when you get the green stuff, right? I know that's hard to say, but you know when you get the green stuff. Well, one thing that a doctor told me a long time ago that I didn't listen to, but I'm finally going, I think I'm going to do that.
is this stuff mucinex. It's in a pill form. You've probably seen the commercials. They have these little animated green gobules. Yeah. And they're like, get out of here. And we're getting kicked out. It really works. It keeps all that stuff from not forming. It cannot form. Huh. It can't form. And if it can't form, it can't, you know, you can't, you won't have it. It's really good. It's like witchcraft. It's like witchcraft. Wow. But it works, man. Huh. I finally did my taxes this weekend. Oh, cool. We all use the same tax guy. By all, I mean me, Eddie, and Sky. I don't think anybody else uses koozie on the show, right? I use this really good guy. He's called my dad. Oh, my God. He's real good. Keep, too. Let me tell you something. You should. I know it's going to be hard for you to ever consider anybody but your dad. I realize this. I can't. Why would you even?
I know. He's my God. Don't bother. He's the world. Leave him alone. Leave him alone. Why are you? Talk to somebody reasonable. Why? Like Rob. He's my everything. Just let it go. Listen to that. That's creepy. I can't battle that, right? No, I love him. I love him. No. Just let her do it. Who cares? But the refund, she would... It doesn't affect your personal life. He's my... He's my hero. He's my radio. Yeah, I know. He's my idol. It won't matter. Oh, yeah. Sean. Sean, what do you do for your taxes? I got a guy here that does broadcast. Okay. Then you're good to go. Yeah. Is that your dad? It's actually your dad. Oh, weird. He's real good. Cheap. That's right. Oh, man. People are calling in. 570-1053. So we will get to the phone lines here in just a second. Open phones. Whatever you want. My kid's doing the cutest thing. What? He's so cute. This has got to be my favorite. First of all, now, he's finally doing where he's walking up to me and saying daddy, which makes me want to cry every time. Makes me want to cry every time. He acknowledges you. Oh, when he hugs my leg and he says daddy, there's nothing like it. Nothing like it. And you got to hear him say the daddy. Oh, come on. But he's got this new thing where he knows what it is, but he's doing this new thing where he goes, what is it?
What is it? And you tell him what it is. I love it. And then he'll ask you 50 billion times, like his old man used to do. But he wants to know, what is it? He's smart, that means. He's smart. He's intuitive. Every once in a while, you get a very, very clear, what is it? Which is fantastic, because most of the time it's baby talk. So they call it that. What is it? Eddie is our producer. Our sports guy is 34 years old. Eddie, what do you got going on? I bought a brand new computer yesterday. What's that? What's that? It's a deal. I was ready to take a sledgehammer to my ancient home computer yesterday. And I just gathered the wife up and I said, we're going and we're buying a new computer right now. Nice. So I went to Best Buy and almost called Sean, but I said, I'm a big boy. I could do this. You know, I researched a little bit, got one that I think is really, really cool, really good. Yeah. And I'm having that geek squad that they have there. Right. Do everything. That's awesome. They're coming over to my house. That's good. Installing it.
transferring all the files, putting in all the spyware. I had Sean do that on my last computer in 2000 or whatever it was. Shut up. Eddie's computer was old. My computer is from 1999. Let me tell you something. Your basic iPod shuffle had more power probably in storage than that poor guy's computer. Pathetic. So, it's out. New boys coming in on Tuesday. You got yourself a nice screen? Oh, yeah. Nice 19-inch LCD screen. It's beautiful. It comes with an all-in-one printer that's got a scanner on it. I'm like, whoa, what is this? Nice. Technology. Dude, now you can take funny pictures and scan them and email them to us. Sure, I'll do that. So, I'm pretty stoked about that. That's great. When we found out from Koozie, we were getting a refund. Same thing, dude. My computer at home is a mess. It's a mess. I think we got a virus on there. We're going Mac in about three weeks. We're doing Mac. I know a little bit, but I got to learn a lot. Sky is our news girl, 30 years of age.
What's up? What's going on? Nothing. Just, you know, this sickness. Like, I've been on the verge of this sickness, like, I feel like 20 times in the last couple weeks. Yeah, you dodged that. Yeah. But it's not over yet, because my dad has bronchitis. My mom has laryngitis. Like, everyone around me, like, I don't know one person who hasn't had this. And I'll, like, have a sore throat, and then I'll feel a bit better, and then I'll be congested and feel better. Stay strong, Sky. Yeah, so I had a weird experience, so I just wanted to lay low this weekend, so I went to Blockbuster to rent some movies. Beowulf, had to get it because of the husband, and then Gone Baby Gone. And as I'm in line to rent my movies, the Blockbuster chick is checking out some dude, you know, checking out his movies, and he, I can just tell by the way they're talking, that he's a regular there. And she goes, oh, so how'd you like Gone Baby Gone? And I immediately look down at my DVDs. I'm like, it's going to be cool. And he's like, oh, you know, it was good. It was good. And then she's a loud talker like myself, so I can't, you know, hold it against her. She proceeds to give out the whole entire plot of Gone Baby Gone.
And I start, I start, cause I didn't want to like yell at her. So I start covering my ears and going, Oh my God. And she still, she still didn't catch on. She still didn't catch on. And my husband was like so pissed and he goes, well, great. I don't even know if we should still rent it now. And then, and then she caught on and she goes, Oh, in my so many years, this has never happened to me. And I'm so sorry. And I really should be more careful because, you know, you can tell this gal has the gift of gab. Did she give something away? Yeah, she ended up giving us. Oh, well, yes, she gave away the whole plot of the movie. Oh, my gosh. Dude. But then to make up for it, she gave us the rental of Gone Baby Gone for free. Ah, yes. So then I was okay. It worked again. So then I was all right. You knew. And she was trying to justify. She goes, oh, well, I didn't tell you who was the one who had the, not specifically. It doesn't matter. And then, you know, we're all kind of laughing about it. I'm trying to be cool. And then the dude's walking out the door. He like.
walks out the door and then walks back in and then real loud goes, well, I guess that'll teach some people to eavesdrop on other people's conversations. Like he thought he was like funny guy and like so badly because I wasn't feeling well. I wanted to like lash out like the way like I lash out at you guys sometimes. Did you? And say, well, maybe she was talking so loud. Right. You couldn't, they were eavesdropping in Toledo. Right. But I just let it, I just let it go. Yeah. I just let it go. But that was odd. How was it? Did you like it? Yeah, I really did enjoy it, even though I knew the ending before it started. But no, it was a really good movie. Beowulf, not really my... What? I bought it and watched it again this weekend. My husband loved it and kept saying, I am Beowulf all weekend. I am Beowulf. Exactly. But not really my cup of tea with the bodies being ripped apart and the mutant monsters and the Angelina Jolie breasts. That mesmerized the world. With their hypnotic powers. I disagree. Shawnee, oh boy. Biggity boy. That's right. Sean is not sitting on the chair backwards, obviously. I mean, this is what we're seeing right now. I thought I'd do something a little different today, Mike. I see. Sean is 37 years of age. Anything happen this weekend?
Dude, I had this crazy thing happen. You know, my wife is always wanting to go to, like, new restaurants and new places, and she found this Portuguese bakery. Oh, yes. So we go to this bakery, and they supposedly have, like, this great bread, whatever. So we buy a bunch of stuff. She's signing the credit card slip and notices that instead of charging us $16.47, The woman charged us $1,616.46. Wow. Shut up. Dude. Had you signed it already? Yeah, she had signed it. Yeah. And so, but she caught it before she gave it back to the woman, right? And of course, it was like... This real old woman and her son, who normally runs the front, wasn't there that day. She didn't know how to void it, didn't know how to credit anything. So she had to, like, run to this other store to try and get this woman to come over. We had to wait. The chick finally gets there. She can't figure it out. We're calling the bank. It was like, ugh. Terrible. All because we had to go to some dumb bakery. Oh, yeah, yeah. How was the food?
It was delicious. Wow. Yeah, it's just terrifying seeing that, you know. That's brutal. That is brutal. My mom and dad, I went to see them over the weekend and they had these cinnamon rolls on the table. And my mom had taken, she had taken one cinnamon roll and she quartered it. Yeah, because it was kind of big. So we were taking it and I took a little bit and I bit into it and I go, this came from a Mexican bakery, huh? And they go, yeah, how did you know? Because it's got that Mexican bakery taste. If you've ever had that Mexican sweet bread, it's got that thing. I don't know what it is. Whatever that thing is, is the opposite of what cupcakes have. It's not bad. It's just real different. And that's what the cinnamon roll tasted like. It tasted like that thing. Sky, have you ever had?
Mexican sweet bread? Yeah, that bread that's supposed to be sweet and yummy and it's not. And it's dry. Yes, it is dry. Like pink on the outside for some reason. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got to find the right place though because some of them do make that stuff very moist. Yeah, I've not found a moist one. Ashley is our assistant producer. She's 24 years old. Today she's got on a little sweater. And she's got blonde hair and brown eyes. Ashley, what did you do this weekend? Slept a lot. Watched the UFC pay-per-view. Went to yoga. Did you do the hot yoga class? Yeah. Were they heated up in the room? Oh, yeah, I did. Nice. Both days. How was UFC? Kicking my butt. UFC was a pretty good card. I haven't discussed it with Eddie yet, but it was an alright card. I don't know.
Some underwhelming sites. Underwhelming performances. Is your good male friend, is he back yet from Australia? He gets back today. Oh, nice. Very excited. So excited. Thank goodness. Have you talked to him while he was down there? Yeah. We emailed all week and then he was able to call me Friday. Satellite phone. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how he got to me. But he was in like the Singapore airport. Holy cow. You know, calling me. And he's like, yeah, I'm about to fly to Hong Kong. And it's just crazy what he was doing over there. I'm like, oh, sweet. Boston Rob is our phone screener. He's a singer-songwriter. He does parody songs for the Mikey Show. What's new, Rob? You're 25 years old. Yeah. But I don't know. I'm very domesticated now. Oh, really? Yeah. Ran a bunch of errands this weekend and put up some drapes. I like to hear it. Whoa, what? All that good stuff. And I had a blast. This is my new thing. This is my new bag. He needs it. I love it.
He was so far the opposite way that this is really good for him. It's tripping me out because I was putting up drapes and I was having a blast. I had HGTV on in the background. Oh, my God. What's going on? This guy's growing up. It's weird. I got to go back to Michael's this weekend. Oh, jeez. Back and beyond? I don't know. If you have time. Do you mean Michael Jones like your new hairstylist? I love it. That's all I want to do. There you go. He's like, I can't stop listening to Star 94.1. It's so strange. It's so strange. You rocked my life. Zeth is our 22-year-old seventh member. There's seven people on the Mikey show. He's 22 years old. He's very young, very tall. What's going on with you, Zeth? Anything new? I almost fell down on some stairs and my ankle really hurts.
You almost did? Almost. I caught myself. I had two things in my hands. So I kind of knew myself starting to go down. I bet it was funny. To see it, I bet it was... For sure. I wish I could have seen it. Comical. I would have laughed. What happened? Well, I just... You know, my ankle kind of rolled over when I was going down the stairs. It was just bad. What did you have in your hands at the time? A CD and a cup of coffee. Oh, wow. A cup of coffee go flying or did you save it? No, coffee made it. I put my hand on the wall with the CD on the back and it kind of scraped the skin and my ankle still hurts and it happened on Friday. Was it because of your long pant legs? No. Actually, it wasn't. I was just in a hurry, being an idiot, going way too fast. 5701053 is our phone number calling about anything you want. P1 Rookie's on the line. Rookie, are you there? Yeah, hey, what's up, guys? What's up, dude? Hey, I had a question for Ashley. Uh-huh. I was wondering if she's ever been contacted by the CIA, FBI, you know, any kind of, like, Homeland Security agency.
for, like, interrogation purposes with her singing. Like, maybe, I don't know. Like, maybe what she's doing could be some sort. That's really weird you said that because that's what Nigel Lithgow said to me when I auditioned. He was like, no, he really did, though. He was like, right when I finished auditioning my second song, I sang the Gwen Stefani song, Sweet Escape, and that was what everyone saw me singing on TV. And so I finished singing that, and I was going, Escape? Sweet, sweet escape. And he goes, well, I'll tell you what I need to escape from is your singing. He's like, your dad's an FBI agent, right? And I was like, yeah. And he's like, mm-hmm. So his job is to protect the world. Or no, our country from the world. Is that kind of like his job, like to protect? And I was like, sure, yeah, you could say that. He's like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Well, he should be protecting this country from your singing. Mm-hmm. He slammed it to me. Really good one line. Right in my face. Really good one line. I didn't even see it coming. Wow. Maybe you could just be used for, like, I don't know, hostage situations. Right. That's right. A lot of buildings. That's rude. Ashley was on the TV show American Idol doing an audition. Hey, little sister, who's the only one? Oh, no. Hey, little sister, who's your superman? Hey, little sister, the one you want. Hey, little sister, go on. Oh, good job. Wow.
P1 Coach is on the line. P1 Coach. Mikey, I love your show. Really enjoy it daily. Thank you very much. Oh, six days a week, bro. I can't tell you how much it means to me. I appreciate that. Anyway, a little baseball stuff. Fevers in the air. I coach for a high school in North County. Orange going Patriots. Red, white, and blue. Yep. We're playing Francis Parker Saturday in the Bullies Tournament. And I look to my right. I'm coaching third. And Steve Finley is sitting in the dugout. Nice. And I go, Steve, you know, between and he's not there sitting, but I said, what's going on? And he says, well, I was signed to play with the Padres, had a contract in the order. Five days before that, I guess, Alderson? Sandy Alderson. Pulled it. And I thought that would have been a great pickup. I know he's older. But like Scott Harrison out there in left field, they have like five choices. I think Scott's like 27. When you ran into Steve Finley and he was telling you this story, did he tell you what his thoughts are on why Sandy Alderson did that? No, you know, but I thought it was a great ticket sale. I told him the reason my wife got into the Padres is when he was playing. I mean, it's just, if you think about Edmund, Giles, and even if he's a little bit older.
San Diegans love Steve Finley. They really do. They do. They love him, but I wonder why that happened. I wonder what, maybe it was Sandy thinking that he's too old. You're right, Mikey, because you get one side of the story. You get one side of the story, and you get my interpretation of that story, and I'm just a big fan of his. He's so gracious, and he signed a whole box of balls for our auction coming up. He's just a good guy. His kid was a great little player. He played left field bad in second. He was just really gracious after the game. I got to talk to him a little bit. I was hoping he would have been able to come here. But you're right. It's a business. It ain't. It is what it is. It ain't baseball. It ain't show business. It's baseball business. There you go. There you go. It was a neat little opportunity. That old adage. Thank you. I appreciate it, man. Thank you, Coach. P1 Hillary is on the line. Hi. Hi. It's my 21st birthday. Nice. Happy birthday. Thank you. And I'm moving out of San Diego this Friday, and I just wanted to say that I absolutely love you guys, and I'm going to miss your show terribly. Where are you going? I'm going to Washington, D.C. What are you doing there? I got a job working at a restaurant in Washington, D.C. It must be a nice restaurant.
It's called Applebee's. It must be nice if you're leaving San Diego. I mean, I can't imagine leaving San Diego. Wow. Well, good luck. And, you know, I'm sure you're going to miss it because those are very different places. Yeah, I know. All right, cool. Well, happy birthday. Thank you. There you go. It's easy. It's easy. P1 King is on the line. Hey, Mikey, good morning. Good morning. Hey, I just want to let, you know, everybody know, I just found out my wife's going to have a baby. Yeah. My first. And I was wondering if you can, you know, pray for a healthy baby or a scot or whatever she does. What is your name? My name's P1 King. P1 what? King. King. K-I-N-G. Now, what's your wife's name? My wife's name is Kathy. Sweet. Congrats. That's exciting. Yeah, congratulations. How far along is she? A month and a half. What do you want, a boy or a girl? I want a boy. She wants a girl because the boy is going to be named after me, but she doesn't like my name. Wow. Well, yeah, King is just a strange name, I think. Especially for a child. All right. Well, congratulations, and I will pray for a healthy birth for you.
Thank you so much, Mikey. He's not technically having the baby, Mikey. Well, you know. He's a part of it. You know what I'm saying. P1 Paparazzi is on the line. Eddie! Wait a minute. Eddie just said, but Mike, I gave you the break sign. But Mike, I gave you the break sign. But Mike, he gave me a look. Why would you possibly? How could you do it? Paparazzi is on the line. Paparazzi, are you there? Yep. What's going on? Last Friday, you guys did Battle of the Sexes, and you guys were trying to decide what the loser of that competition had to wear. I was wondering if you guys had considered doing a food thing instead, since you guys have done so many, you know, the guys wear dresses and all that type of stuff. Well, the deal was, is I said that, you know, I only had one stipulation, and it was that it needed to be a costume. So it needs to be... A costume. I thought it'd be great. You know, women lose. Skies eat so much stuff. Food would be a great thing, you know, if the guys got to choose what the girls have to drink to eat or vice versa. Yeah. Well. It's okay. I mean, he just rolled up on a stop sign and just kept on going. Yeah, well, you know, I said. He's great for it. Hey, listen. And you even pointed out to him, hey, that's a stop sign. Hey, red means stop. It's shaped like an octagon. It's red with white letters. Yeah, yeah.
He would stop. What are you going to do? We love you, Brad. No. So guess what we got going on today, man. We have all of the people that are the finalists for M-Tube coming into the studio. We've been doing this promotion now for months. Basically what it was, we had people come up with three-minute long videos to promote the Mikey show. They got them on YouTube, then they sent them to us, and all of you voted on which ones you liked. And we took the top five, and you've been voting on the top five now for weeks. Today we announced the winner, and the winner gets a high-definition camcorder. Wow. That is next hour. Don't go away. We've got a lot of cool stuff coming up for you. As a matter of fact, when we come back, this is kind of interesting.
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IH shut down between Alpine and Imperial County in both directions, the high-profile vehicles. So truckers and campers and motorhomes and stuff are going to have to kind of sit it out for a while because that wind dies down. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. I love me some cricket. Cricket Wireless is the place that you should be this week if you are experiencing or have been experiencing. Any kinds of issues with your current wireless company. If your wireless company right now that you use for your cell is not called Cricut, you probably have had problems. And they can be solved very easily by going into Cricut. Yeah, you don't have to worry about contracts. You don't have to worry about paying for things like text messaging, picture messaging, any of that garbage. Yeah, and plus when you buy any phone at Cricut, you get your first month of service free. Why would you do anything else? Thank you, Mike. Why would you do anything else? You've got to go into Cricket today and you've got to see all the cool phones that they have. It's not one of these situations where you're going, okay, it sounds great, but what's the catch? There is no catch. They've got great phones. They've got everything you need. So go in and check them out. Or if you want, check out their website. What's the website, Skye? It's mycricket.com slash San Diego. Now back to the Mikey Show featuring Mikey. I like all types of foods.
I have no food allergies. Eddie. A little bit of a Star Wars fan. Yes. I've seen the original Star Wars probably over 200 times. Sky. I'm very conservative on a daily basis when it comes to the wardrobe. Sean. I floss a minimum of three times a day. Boston Rock. It's a transient style that I've developed. And Ashley. I can't control my laughter. I laugh at everything. On Rock 105.3. Mikey's show is back on... Welcome. Look at this. It's already March now. March the 3rd. It is 639. Paris Hilton gave away a diamond necklace to a complete stranger on the advice of her shaman. Wow. Carl Edwards wins back-to-back races, edging out Dale Earnhardt Jr. yesterday in Vegas. Skye, what is a shaman? Well, it's a spiritual leader. Don't squeeze the shaman. Oh, yeah, yeah. I've heard of that. That makes sense now.
Describes as somebody who works both in the natural and supernatural world, uses magic to cure illnesses, can foretell the future, and can also control spiritual forces. So it's not like something from any particular religion or anything like that? No, they say that lots of tribal people believe in shaman, but not one specific. The shaman. I wonder how she got hooked up with a shaman. Yeah, she was like... Aisle 4 at the grocery store. Yeah, she's cruising around town with the guy. Like, you can actually see a picture of her in the car with him. Dude, you gotta see this guy. Whoa! Yeah, he is like the cartoon character version of a shaman. Oh, good. Yeah. Yeah. Dude. Right? Dude, that is one of the crazier photos I've ever seen. Yeah. Paris Hilton behind the wheel of a vehicle. And... A Asian man with very, very long hair and a very long beard and a very long mustache sitting next to her. And his eyes are real wide. They're open real wide. Hey. Hey.
But I bet he's not going, hey. Hey. I will bet that that is not what he is saying. Are you sure? I'm not sure, but I'm going to guess. So she was also seen reading the book The Path of the Painted Shaman. And I guess somebody, you know, some stranger was there and she took off this big old heart-shaped diamond necklace she was wearing and gave it to the woman as like doing a good deed. Just some random stranger woman. That's an odd story. I always wonder the motivations of people, and I'm always curious about motivations. How did it happen? Where did it happen? What's going on? Who is the guy? Okay, now I got one for you. I got one for you. I got a good one for you. So we saw this guy. Eddie, you saw the picture, right? Take a look at this picture. Can you tell what he's wearing? Yeah, Eddie, it's your boy. It's your boy, dude. Can you tell what he's wearing, the shaman? No, I can't tell. I'm guessing he's wearing some kind of like, you know, robes or something. Okay, here's my question. When she is done visiting with the shaman, does she drop him off at his car? Did they, you know, did he drive to her house? And if so, what does he drive? Or did she go somewhere and pick him up? Like the temple.
Either that or... Okay, because that is quite possible. She swooped him. But it is also quite possible that she said, why don't we meet at that Denny's on... The corner. The corner. That could have happened. Or McDonald's. It could have been a situation where you go, I don't know where that... I don't know where that is. Okay, do you know where the... Do you know where the McDonald's is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or was he like there? Do you think he might have been hanging out at Home Depot with a bunch of other shamans and you just go and pick them up? Could be. There you go. I'm just, I mean, this is a actual question. Shaman Depot? How does it happen? How does it all go down? Oh, man. I wish Paris Hilton would take herself more seriously. She just thinks she's such a joke. All right, you want to hear this? You want to hear this angry cook? Oh, yeah. WISN Television Milwaukee has this story about this cook that got a little mad. Cut, too. It's a tampering case to turn your stomach. Tonight, a West Bend cook faces felony charges. As 12 News Calling Henry reports, prosecutors say he exacted extraordinary revenge against a customer who complained about his food. He wanted his steak medium rare. Instead, it came stuffed. Police say a cook at the Texas Roadhouse got mad when the customer complained his steak was overcooked, so he sent him home.
with another steak for later. When he got the steak out of the to-go container, he noticed something that appeared to be hairs sticking out of the center of the steak. The hairs appeared stuffed into a cut in the meat. The man took the steak to police, who took photos and opened their yuckiest investigation in recent memory. This is an oddball case. The co-worker told police the cook told him he was stuffing his own hair in the steak. When confronted, investigators say 24-year-old Ryan Kropp confessed, saying he was mad because he figured the customer was just trying to get free stuff. No one answered Kropp's door this afternoon. He's had prior arrests for disorderly conduct and pot possession. The customer did not want to talk on camera. Sorry, I can't want you to come in. Nor did the restaurant, referring 12 News to his corporate offices. Can you take us back and show us the steaks? Unfortunately not. Have you shaved your steaks today? Merit. Let me assure you this was an isolated incident and that we do not tolerate such behavior. Food safety is our top priority and we will not allow anyone to compromise that. Our restaurant in West Bend is inspected regularly by the health department and has a history of good scores. The restaurant fired Crop. He's free tonight on a signature bond.
Police hope this case is a warning to other frustrated food service workers. This kind of a stunt can cost you three and a half years in prison. Where do you guys think you got the hair? I don't want to know. Where did he get it? Isn't that movie Waiting? No, I have not. That's what I think. Stop. Not his face. No. Oh, you think it came from his own body? Oh, yeah. You do? Oh, yeah. You do? Stop. The curliest part. All right. Come on. I wonder. Either that or I wonder if you found it. Why are you even wondering? Well, where are you going to find hair? On the floor. In the kitchen? You're going to find a pile of hair? I think we could find a pile of hair in here right now. Well, yeah, but we are in the kitchen. We don't get scrubbed down every day. We're not a salon either, but I think we'll find it. Dude, this place is gross. We can't compare this place to a professional kitchen. This place has dust bunnies all over the place. That's so gross. Yeah. So that means a dude made a slit in the meat and stuffed it. Oh, yeah. And was like, hey, you get this extra one. I'll send it. That's gross. Some people put blue cheese in there. Some people put bacon. Bad. That's so disgusting. Oh, no. And it makes me worry, too. You know, because we all have the thought of like, should I send this back if I do? And then you go, that's just, that's wives' tales, man. They're not really going to do that if you have an issue.
You know, they're just like you. Your steak isn't cooked enough. Yeah, you should never send something back. Skye says it's a bad idea. I always do. Yeah. If my wife's steak is not cooked enough, she can't eat it, so we have to send it back. I'm just really nice about it. Really nice about it. Isn't that the deal? If you're really nice, Skye says no, it doesn't matter. I think it is. No, because that's great for the server. But the cook isn't experiencing any of your niceness. All the cook knows is their food is being rejected. And I've worked in places where the cooks keep a bottle of Visine right there by the food. Don't say that. Gives you the runs. So, Skye, when you get something and you don't like it, you just nut it up and just go, I'm just... Yeah, the only time I'll send something back is if it is, like, so undercooked that it's, like, unhealthy. Like, I got a piece of pork once that was so undercooked it probably could have killed me. What do you do with your red steak that's, like, too red?
I eat the outside portions and give the chunk of it to my husband. That's crap, Skye. Rebecca does that sometimes, too. Hey, I wish it wasn't that way. But not because... How is she attacking me? You're enabling the cook's bad behavior, Skye. Yeah, you're enabling. I'm just living in reality. You're an enabler. She just knows that stuff bad can happen if you send it back. Okay, I think that that's crap. So do I. So should we all bow to the cooks? So do I. Because they're grumpy and don't want to... Like, how is it going to affect the cook? Like, he's... from noon to 8 p.m., all right? Like, what's it going to be on him that he's going to bake another steak? I agree. How does it affect him if he doesn't get kicked out? It doesn't affect him. I agree. Yeah, noon to 8. Because he's been in that, like, 115 degree kitchen all day. So, Ash, what are you going to... If you know that he's like that, what do you do? I'm telling you, bro. First of all, in the clip that we just heard, it sounded to me like the cook had an experience with the customer. But if this guy's saying that's not the case in her restaurant or whatever, be super cool to the waitress. Yeah, but how's that going to affect the cook? Dude, you and you did nothing to the cook? I've worked in a restaurant, too, and I did not experience that. That's all I'm saying. So you would see stuff go back, and the guys would be cool about it. They'd...
It would be on the waitress. Let me ask a question. If the waitress told the cook, dude, this customer was an a-hole, hook it up, you know, that would be the case. Right. It would be on the waitress, not the cook. But you didn't see cooks just taking it into their own hands. Right. Right. 570-1053. P1 Security. Hey, guys, what's going on? Good morning. Good morning. Hey, yeah, I used to work at a Sonic out in Colorado, and I'm telling you, No matter whether you're working at a fast food restaurant or upscale restaurant, this stuff does happen. It goes along with what they said in the movie Waiting, man. That's the cardinal rule. Don't mess with people who prepare your food. Question, question, P1 Security. But don't you think that it can kind of be like Ash is saying in that it all depends on how jerky the customer is about it? It all depends on that because my first week working at Sonic... I was a car hop, and I took the guy's hamburger out. I don't remember what he ordered. I think it was, like, a BMT or something like that. But he comes back. The old BMT? Yeah, he calls me back. I start skating back to the front. He calls me back. He's like, this is the worst crap I've ever had. Bring me back my food. I want to prepare again. I'm like, what's her? I apologize. Spit in it. So I take it back to the cook. And the cook, he's been working. He worked there for, like, four or five years or something like that. And he was all, you know you want to do it, right?
I'm like, do what? He's like, you know. I'm like, do what? Well, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's go back before that. When you were giving it back to him, were you telling him what a jerk? I was telling him exactly what the guy had told me. See, the waiter, the wait person can sabotage it if the customer is a jerk. The cook can sabotage it regardless of the customer if the cook is a jerk. Right. You never know. And you never know. There's jerks in any business. He just hawks a gnarly loogie. Oh, wow. Security, hang on. Security, Ash, what's your question? And he was like, oh, man, that's the best burger I've ever had. You guys need to prepare it like that. That's a bacon, Mikey, and tomato right there is what it is. Ash, what's your question for... Security, you roller skated at your job? Roller bladed, actually, yeah. Roller skating would be gay. What's the deal? Like, you had to... Did you, like... Is that, like, had to be something you knew how to do before? Oh, yeah. That's the way it is. Do you have a fall? Your cops, they want to...
Take it back to that old feel. Did you ever fall? A couple times, yeah. But you just laugh it off. It's a part of the game, man. Exactly, exactly. It's a part of the game. All right, thank you, P1 Security. No problem, guys. Appreciate it. P1 Chi-Town is on the line. Yeah, Mikey. Yeah, dude. Yeah, how you doing, man? Good. Hey, I'm an ex-chef, and I was once working at a restaurant in Texas where Rachel asked me to spit in the guy's food. No way. I couldn't believe it. I guess he pissed her off, and she brought his food back, and she goes, he wants another one. Can't you spit in it? And I was like, are you out of your mind? I'm not spitting somebody's food. And I had it fired. I fired right on the spot. Wow. I couldn't believe it. Hey, dude, thank you for the call. I don't know, man. Sky, I think I'm with you. I'm too freaked out now. I don't want to take the chance. Yeah, I usually don't. Well, what are you going to do, man? You can't know if they're going to be cool or not. Okay, look. If you're nice to the server, she might be like, okay, cool. She goes back to the kitchen. She's all nice. She don't have anything to do with a weirdo cook, though. Yeah. What if the weirdo cook... Yeah, yeah. And if, you know, the next time that your husband or wife hits you, if you just let the bruise heal and tell everyone you fell down the stairs, then, you know...
It goes away, and you don't get hit again. But I'm confused. I'm confused. And you don't get hit again. She's on fire today. I'm confused. I want you to talk me through this, but we've got to take a break. When we come back, we'll ask Ashley to explain that analogy. We'll be right back. This is the Mikey Show. So you're the guy who pooped in my tuba. You can't smell it on my breath. It doesn't make me stumble around or pass out. It doesn't mess up my ability to drive. I don't wake up with a headache the next morning. It gives me a tremendous buzz. I'm talking about gambling. I can't bet like most people. When I gambled and lost, I kept gambling. I loved the action and I thought I could win it all back. Nobody could tell I had a problem. I wouldn't believe. For a while, it was easy to hide. In the end, I lost more than money. I lost myself. I lied. I lost my job. I hurt everyone who cared about me. If the funds become something that's hurting you or your family,
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It is the Eddie. It is Scooby-Doo. No, it's not. It's the Mikey Show at 7.02. The man being investigated by the FBI after the poison ricin was found in his Vegas hotel room grew up in La Mesa. I have breaking sports news. The Pittsburgh Steelers and quarterback Ben Roethlisberger have agreed to a new eight-year, $102 million contract. Oh, my. That's a... But after taxes, I'm like 50 mil. You know, what are you going to do with that? I want to let people know. We have an email we're going to be reading to you pretty soon that may pertain to... All of us at one time or another may be able to relate to about somebody having a pet, then getting into a relationship, and maybe that new person in that relationship not necessarily liking the pet. Mesh. Yes, sometimes that's hard for them to mesh. And sometimes, you know...
This actually happened on the Death Star one time. It did? And, yeah, it did. What happened was, you know, there was a Wookiee that was owned by one of these guys. Why would a Wookiee be owned, Mike? Well, they were, this was during the Shazbot Rebellion where some of them were enslaved. Oh, I call that. Really? Yeah. There was no Shazbot Rebellion. No, there wasn't. I knew it. It's very insulting. I knew it. It's kind of insulting to think. I had to come up with one. Okay. Now, before we went to break, we were talking about restaurants. Oh, yeah. This is a big thing, man. Like where people, you know, you're afraid to send something back to the kitchen because you don't want somebody to like mess with your food. Right. And so Sky was kind of making the point of like, hey, listen, you can't control those chefs, man. Sometimes they get their feelings hurt and they do stuff to your food. And I said to Sky, I go, well, that's why you got to be really nice.
To the waitress, you know, because then it won't happen. This guy says, well, that's great that you're nice to the waitress. But the waitress does not have control over a chef that has his panties in a bunch now. Yeah. Because you have sent his food back. His art. His art. You know, he believes that that's a medium well steak. Yes. Well, where are you eating? Because a lot of these kitchens have Gustavo in the back cooking up food, and I don't think he cares. One way or the other. Well, here's the deal. Gustavo is cared in my case. He believes this is his craft and he knows better than you. And if you're going to criticize his craft, then... No, Ashley really disagrees. What Ashley says... Ashley says is we can no longer be silenced. We cannot be the silent majority. Ash, can you hear me? And she was making a very... She was making a very interesting point when we went to break that I really want to understand because what she was saying is she made the analogy. She said, hey, listen, we can't. You've got to send that food back. We said, why? She said, because it's like a woman that's getting abused and she's just taking it and she's not speaking out. And so what I am going to attempt to do right now. Oh, no.
I'm going to attempt to find out exactly what she means. Good luck. Before we get started, I want to get a little bit of ground rules going here. Get a little ground rules. We get a little safe here, you know what I'm saying? We make it to where everybody knows that they are in a safe place. Go, feel safe. I do not feel safe. I feel okay. Rob, how do you feel? It's like owning a pit bull. Like, it looks great, but... More like owning a lion. What? I want to remind everybody that I've put cashmere pillows all throughout the studio. I don't know that it matters. I want to let you know that even though we are dealing with a wild lioness... With cubs. With cubs. That even a wild lioness can clearly see there are candles lit in the room.
And they're scented, and I acknowledge that. I appreciate it. She can smell the warm scent of lavender. I appreciate it. Yeah. So my question is, say you've got a woman that is getting abused, okay? Domestic violence. Domestic violence, okay? She is experiencing domestic violence. Well, domestic violence, if you are having that done to you, Ashley is absolutely right. You need to speak out on this. Now, how does... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And what she's saying, she's making the point of saying, no, no, no, what we are is we're like a silent wife. And we're saying, no, no, it's okay. We won't say anything to anybody. Marry me, please. Marry me, please. Marry me, please. And so my question to Ashley is, you know, Ash, how do we know? A lot of times we don't know that we're being abused. If the guy spits in our steak, we don't know. Obviously, if we find spit in our steak or something in our steak that we can clearly see, like we're being clearly beaten by an abuser. We, of course, will say this is wrong. We are being mistreated. But the problem is.
We don't know. See, that's the point. We don't know if we're having a chef do shenanigans to our food. But this is not true. In the example that was set in the previous break, clearly there was hair found in the food. Well, yeah, I think any of us, Ashley, would stand up at that point and say, there's hair stuffed in my food. Or even if it's a raw order. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Perhaps you thought I was suggesting. Just don't hit me, Mike. Maybe you thought that I was suggesting that we are all like abused women and that we would take that steak and even though we know we're being abused, we'll cut into it and consume it with a little A1 dippy dippy. So, I'm trying to figure out. So, Ashley, if my food isn't prepared exactly the way I ordered it, if I don't say anything, then I'm like the abused wife. Right. You're being abused. Okay. Can I further this? Because you haven't even given me a chance to further. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please, please, please. Remember the pillows. I'm wearing zebra perfume. I don't feel good. I am not. I am wearing lavender and roses. But I wear that every day. So that's really the difference. This is the deal. It's like if the woman...
She's scared. She's scared to complain to her husband that she ordered her steak medium well and it's in fact medium rare. She's scared because she's scared that the husband is going to spit, a.k.a. knock the hell out of her. And she doesn't want to deal with that pain. Thus, she eats the steak even though it's not what she asked for because she doesn't want to get beaten. Imagine if the beating you couldn't see. You see it in... You mean with the hair? No, no, no. Even prior... Prior to that, I was saying you could use it with the medium rare when you wanted the medium well. No, no, no. I understand. But what I'm saying is that if we are like the woman that says, I'm not going to take this silently, I'm going to speak up. Let's say we do that. We're the empowered woman now. Right. Okay? We're not going to take it anymore. We speak up. Right. The difference is that the beating that we will take for it is silent. We don't know we're taking it. That is not true. How is it not true? Okay. I understand. I understand your analogy, but you're missing the entire point. Because I'm not saying that the result is like my analogy. I'm saying that not doing anything is like my analogy. Not doing anything about it. If you don't complain that you're getting hit by your person because you're scared that they're going to hit you again, then that's going to enable the problem that you're getting beat.
If you're not going to complain that your steak was cooked medium well, which will then put the cook in the position where they can either do the right thing and give you the right steak. Which they will, right? They'll do the right thing. Which they will if they get caught and in trouble enough. How do they know? Because in those few instances when they get the steak back and they realize... oh my gosh, there's a loogie in my burger. What's that? Fire that butthead. You know what I'm saying? And then it's like that's how you can make cooks be accountable for their steaks. What about when you don't know there's a loogie? It's just like when you don't know that, you know, when you think that the woman got fallen down the stairs. It's the same thing. It's the same thing as if you think the woman tripped. Totally. Thank you. Think about it. I'm going to think about it. I needed to think about it. Go ahead, marinate on it for a little bit. I'm going to marinate a little bit. I'm going to marinate. And you'll see what's up. Maybe she's right. Maybe I got to think about it. And you'll know what's up. Oh, this is a jam. Turn this up. What were you at, Polo? It's like the lady that fell down the stairs. All right, listen. This is what we have to do. Don't go anywhere. I have this email, but we got dumb chick, and I don't know which one to go to. Email, email, email. Dumb chick. Plus, I'm in shock, so I don't...
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Good luck, Sky. You got this one, Ash. This is a test of your knowledge. That's not a lot. Eddie, how hard are these questions? Very easy. Is that true? They are very easy. I'm sorry. Here's how it works. First person to five points wins. You got one, two, and three-point questions. Ones are easy. Threes are hard. That's it. You call now, and you pick a horse. The people that play the Dumb Chick Challenge are our three dumb chicks, Sky, Ashley, and Rob. That's just rude. Do we get to steal? Oh, are we going to start that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had this idea about stealing. Okay. How does that work? Oh, no. This is how stealing works. Oh, I like it. This is either going to be real fast.
or it's going to be real fast, or it's going to still take forever. Still going to five points, okay, you guys? But if you know the answer after somebody tries to answer and is incorrect, you can steal. And do we say our name? Do we say steal? What do we do? Yeah, but you've got to wait until after they get it wrong. Okay, which one do we do? What do you mean? Do we say our name, or do we say steal was the question, and you said yes. Okay. After they get it wrong, you will say your name. Say your name. That way I can tell who. I guess it doesn't matter. Do whatever you want. Just let me know. That's all. So this may make it more interesting. Because what could happen is we get to see, you know, somebody that's got some more brains than we thought. Or we could hear a lot of people being silent. Meaning that no one knows the answer to it. Right. One way or another, we're going to know if people know it. So call us right now, 570-1053. P1 Lisa, who would you like to select? I would like Sky. Good choice. Hang on the line. P1 Manny, who would you like? The Rob. P1 Bass Assassin. What's up, Mikey? You get Ashley. Thank you. Come on, Ashley. There you go. He's showing his support. Who started first last time? I believe Ashley did. Rob, that means you begin this time. All right.
Let's do this. Would you like a one, two, or three-point question? Come on, Rob. Let's go three. Oh, wow. What the? What the gets? Now, if Rob gets this wrong, I don't like this. Sky or Ashley can steal. Yeah, right. Do they get negative points if they get it wrong? Shut up. Like Jeopardy. Shut up. Rob, your three-point question is, who ran for president of the United States with the campaign slogan, a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage? That's a good one. It sounds like something Reagan would say, so I'm going to go with Ronald Reagan. I don't know. In the 80s, man, we were dying for chicken. Yeah. Maybe something after the Depression or something. That is incorrect. That is incorrect. I have no clue. That's just simply Sky Talking's mess. That's just me. That is an incorrect answer. Was it Reagan? It was not Reagan. He's a big fan of chicken, though. O Pollo Loco. Making all that. That's what he liked. Uh.
The answer is Herbert Hoover. That was a while ago, Rob. Herbert Hoover is the answer. Oh, yeah. That was really easy. It was a three-point question. That's right. The vacuum guy. Sky. Hi, Mike. How are you? Come on. I don't like this game. Wait a minute. Hang on. Sky, you've got a system that you use where you go two-point question, two-point question, one-point question. Watch it up. Come on. Watch it up. Do you want to stay with that system or do you want to think outside the box? I would like to stay with my system. But we've proven it doesn't work. I've proven that you need to stay out of my beeswax. Sky is going to try the system. I want the person to win. Sky, what city was called the birthplace of the skyscraper? Your name's even in there. Escondido. That's right. Vacaville. My home. Well...
I am torn between New York and Chicago, and I'm kind of leaning towards Chicago. Only skyscrapers I know are Tango and Logan. That's a good point, Mike. I'm going to go with Chicago. You are correct, Sky. Put it on the board. Sky's system may be working today. Right in your face, Eddie. No, she does this every time, so screw it up. Thank you. I'm the best. After this. Are you okay? Those right in your face, Eddie. Are you okay? I'm not your dog. Don't talk to me like that. Are you okay? Well, we're going over to Ashley now. I was right in your face. We got to see. What direction she's going? What do you think, Ash? What are you thinking? One, two. Oh, Eddie is now. Wait, why are you? No, Eddie's out on you. He's giving you the get out of here. I thought we were doing this together. Ash, what are you doing? He's turned his back on you. His back is to you. Oh, he put his hand up again as if to say, you're out of here.
What's the deal with that? I don't know. What do you want? A one, two, or three point? You've got to go alone. Go it alone. Fine. Three. Oh, wow. Nice. What do you want? I know what I'm doing. Should I just play it now? Leading the blind. Leaving me in. All right, Ashley. Your three point question is, what city is home to the only royal palace in the U.S.? What city is home to the only royal palace in the U.S.? Washington, D.C. That is incorrect. That is incorrect. You got to really think. You really, you know. Oh, now you're going to hide me off, Eddie. I do not hear anybody stealing, so I'm going to have to give the answer. The answer to this one is Honolulu. Get it.
Honolulu. No, you don't. Okay. Really easy question. All right. Easy question. Let's see. Boston. Rob. Come on, Riz. Come on. What do you want? I came real close with that last three, so I got to go. You didn't, though. Actually, not close at all. Not really. Let's go another three. What is he doing? Rob. Yeah. What lake? Okay. I know lakes. Does the Hoover Dam create? Land O'Lakes. Yes, we're talking about it. Yeah, Mike, the Land O'Lakes. Very familiar with this term. That is a dead-on Robert. The Hoover Dam. I don't even know what that is. Yeah. I just know Hoover's a vacuum. I heard about Hoover Hoover. Herbert Hoover. Yeah, Herbert Hoover. We came up earlier. Well said. I don't know. Three seconds. I'm going to say the Salt Lake, a Lake Mass. Incorrect. Incorrect. I don't know. Incorrect. Incorrect. Hoover Lake. Not your day. Hoover Lake. It is not Hoover Lake. Herbert Hoover Lake. It is not Herbert Hoover Lake. Shut up. It is Lake Mead. Oh. Lake Mead. Mm-mm-mm. Sky. No more threes for you, Rob. Nope.
Done. I'd like another two-pointer, please. Going with the system. Please another two. Sky. Home to the Navajo and Hopi tribes. The Painted Desert can be found in what western state? Sky's got that look like... What is this? A conspiracy? Yeah, I have no clue. My gut, for some reason, is saying... Clues in the question. Arizona. Clues in the question. Let's hear the question again then. Here's the question. Home to the... Or a Govijo and Hopi tribes. Wait. No. Oh. She's saying the answers in the questions. No, I said there's a clue in the question. Let's hear it. Clue is in the question. Let's hear it. Oh, we may have our first steal. Mm-hmm. Do you know this, Ash? Home to the Navajo. Let's listen together.
Well, no, I'm asking you. Like, do you know this or are you guessing at this? Home to the Navajo and Utah tribes. Mike, keep going. You're messing with my head. Stop it. Home to the Navajo and Hopi tribes. The Painted Desert can be found in what western state? What western state? What western state? Well, there's quite a few western states. There's more than one. Ashley's saying go with that, though, Skye. Right? Deductive reasoning. Well, I'm still thinking Arizona. It's a western state. I don't. I don't. She's really messing with my head today. Sky, go with your gut. But now it's going to be wrong. Just answer the question. That is correct. She says, go with your gut. I mean, it's in the... The answer is... What was the clue, Ashley? What was the clue? What was the clue, Ashley?
Hello? What are you, stupid? Western states. Well, there's more than one Western state. How do you include me? Hello? Hi. Quite a few Western states. If you didn't know. Anyways. Enabler. Eddie, what's the score? Sky is the only one to score so far with four points. Look at her. Wow, look at me. But watch out for Ashley right here. Sky, your system is working. Thanks. It's working great. Watch out for Ashley. Ash is looking at Eddie like, what do you want me to do? Eddie's mouthing something. He's kind of mouthing it like, you know, oh, come on, get off it. It's easy. Oh, wow, man. She is going for it. Here you go, Ash. Here we go. Here's your three-point question. Here's your three-point question. Ashley, I'm going to remind you that the answer is in the question. You don't know that. You're a fucking jerk. Ash, what state is known as the Silver State? Silverado? No, I know this. Silver State. I'm going to say... Kalisilver? Michigan? Why Michigan? That is incorrect. Idaho. Michigan? Utah, Colorado. Is anybody else going to...
Nobody wants to steal. Nobody's stealing. I'm glad we implemented this new rule. Well, it's been a tough batch today. Well, everybody's picking threes. The answer is Nevada. Nevada. That's close. Totally Michigan right there. Colorado, Utah. Boston Rob. Ah, two. I'm so defeated. I'm so defeated. Come on, sugar, buck up. Boston Rob. Over there. What U.S. state has the second longest coastline? The second longest? The second longest coastline. Wow. Little feet. Get a box. I'm going to go Hawaii. That is incorrect. Spence really got me. None of these gals want to give it a shot. I don't get penalized for stealing, do I? Oh, yeah, you do. Ashley. Oh, Ashley's going for it.
Ashley, you're going to give it a shot? California. That is incorrect. Dang it! Skye. Oregon? No, that's incorrect. No, my God. Oregon? Eddie, are we allowed to keep letting people steal? I'm going to steal it back. I think you should get one steal. Okay, steal it back. You can. Florida. You can't steal it back. Shut up. Florida's correct, but unfortunately... Oh, that's a great... You can't triple steal and double steal, Rob. Yeah, you can't triple steal and double steal. No, I don't. No triple double. What's going on? Skye? I'd like a one-pointer, please. You got it. Can you steal before they answer it? No. Don't be dumb. Skye, what state is known as the Lone Star State? Sound effects. Texas. You got it, Skye. Holy crap. Yeti. But then you did the system thing again. And it worked, and it was awesome. That is a right answer. Sky's system works. Now she'll never not do it. I know it. P1 Lisa, are you there? Yeah. How about that? Sky won for you. Rock Sky. Yeah, thank you. What did she win? We got a $50 gift certificate to North County Yamaha. Oh, my. When we come back, we give away a high-definition camcorder. That is next. Hang on. Helio Terminator.
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With your girlfriend. You know the craziest one when I broke up with my girl? You don't do that because her brother might kill you. Okay. Maybe you will. What happened? You just broke up with your girl and the brother came after you? Yeah, she was real mouthy and violent. You know what I mean? By the way, I just want to let you know. Boston Rob's puppet is wearing a wife beater. And just to show you know. Covered in tattoos. Covered in tattoos. Did a puppet? Covered in tattoos. Welcome back. It's the Mikey Show. It is 741. The CEO of Victoria's Secret says she wants to tone down the company's image. Michael Turner is a backup or a charger no more. He signs with Atlanta. Okay, we have been waiting for this for a long time. We have been doing a contest called M-Tube. And the way that M-Tube works is this. We have asked listeners to make a video and have the video promoting the Mikey show. And this video had to be three minutes in length or shorter. Couldn't be over three minutes. And what we asked people to do was make the video, put it on YouTube, then send it to us. And they did.
We got so many entries. I don't know how many entries we got at the end of the day, but there was a ton of them. We put them all on our website. And what we said to the listeners is, go to the website, check out these videos, watch them, and then vote for which one you like the most. We took the ones that were the five most popular, and we did a deal where we let you vote on which one was your absolute favorite. And so for the last few weeks, listeners have been going online and voting for their favorite videos. The results, in my opinion, were not only surprising, they were shocking. Yeah, a little bit. But I will tell you this. I will tell you this. We don't have anything to do with it. We let this up to listeners and listeners could only vote one time. They were only allowed to vote one time. Now, the way that they do that is, Sean, how does that work? It recognizes who your internet service provider is and only lets that address vote once? That's correct. Okay. So that's how it worked. I just want to explain because before you do the Oscar awards, you have to explain Deloitte and Tush, the company that tallies all of the Oscar votes. Tush. Exactly. He's my favorite. So it's like American Idol. You only have yourself to blame if you don't like the outcome of this. Exactly. Exactly.
It was up to the listeners. Well, I'm just saying, don't come to us. We have nothing to do with it. Skycrest. Are you guys ready? What? You guys ready to hear this? Oh, man. This is huge. I'm freaking out. This is huge. I'm going to count up to number one. The person that came in fifth place with only 8% of the overall vote was the person that did... The Mikey Show Real World. They just got a shocked look on their face. Come over to the microphone. Come over to the microphone, girls. That one made me laugh. During this process, I heard, I cannot tell you how many people I heard that just absolutely loved you guys. Have a seat. It was my idea. It was Ashley's idea?
Ash, how was it your idea? How was it your idea? Remember when we were suggesting ideas and I said, well, you could do like a Mikey show real world? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You did. She actually did. So, gals, gals, first of all, I want to tell you that you guys did an extraordinarily funny video. If people didn't see it, explain your video to listeners that didn't get to see this video. Wait a minute. You got to talk right into that microphone. It was like an introduction to a real world intro. Right, right. But all based around all the characters in the Mikey show. Now, how did you illustrate this? What were people actually looking at? It was actually, the backdrop was just a sheet. It was a bed sheet. Yeah. And we just took cutouts of all. You know, any pictures that we found on your guys' website. Did you print down on a computer kind of thing? Yeah. And then what did you do? Did you put them on popsicle sticks or, you know, did you put them on fishing wire or how did you do it? We put them on pens. Oh, on pens, like writing pens. Okay, I gotcha. That's funny. We couldn't find any popsicle sticks. There you go.
And so you held them up in front of the camera and one of you narrated. Yeah, I narrated. And the camera would just move around from sort of prop to prop and you would introduce each person on the show. Right. Well, let me tell you guys, it was really funny and people really did enjoy it. You made it to the top five, which was a... Pretty big honor in itself because so many people wanted to be in this competition, but yours was very, very popular. I especially liked your helicopter sounds. You were my favorite. Who did the helicopter sounds? Thank you. Did you do them? Can you recreate those for us now? Can you recreate those helicopter sounds? Oh, yes. Very nice. Wow. Spielberg would be proud. That's impressive. And ILM on the phone. That is impressive. Ladies, thank you very much for participating. Thank you very much. Good job. Good job. Coming in fourth place. Oh, my gosh. With 12% of the overall vote was Indiana Jones and the Temple of Ham. I don't understand. What happened? I don't understand. Was it me? Was it me? Did I really drag it down? Space Boy looked shocked. Top four. Space Boy was responsible for the Indiana Jones and the Temple of Ham. And let me tell you something. When I watched...
your video space boy at first i didn't know that you did it because i don't think do you star in it no okay i didn't think so because when i didn't think i saw you so i saw your name on the like posting that's how i knew it was you and i went oh that space voice but when i first saw it i'm watching it upstairs and i'm screaming for my wife honey you gotta come see this thing is so funny and so cool i mean dude you had special effects You had all these different things going on, but you had the cameo of all cameos. Yeah. You had Skye, and not only was Skye good in it, but you directed her well. She was really good. She was hysterical. I know she can be a diva on the set. That's right. I heard that she wanted her own trailer. Yes, that's true. And I got it. And you got a trailer? Yeah. Air-conditioned. There was a ham basket there. No. But tell us about, tell us for people that have never seen it before, Spaceboy, try to describe your video, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Ham. Okay, if I was going to make Raiders of the Lost Ark, I wouldn't have had an Ark, I would have had Ham. Yeah, absolutely. Of course. Absolutely. Indiana Jones is going after the most coveted item that was lost.
to civilization. Right. And he goes, fights his way through this cave. He gets the ham. Where did you film it? That was the Borrego mud caves. It looked so good. Wow. It looked so good, dude. I mean, it really looked like the movie Indiana Jones. It really did. And instead of an idol, that head, that big gold idol head, it was a gold. Skye, did you hear that? I was in it. But then once Indiana Jones gets the idol, it gets taken right from him. Sure. Just like in the movie. By somebody who wants a lot more. That's right. Skye was funding this whole thing. And at the end of the movie, it's like the twist, surprise ending. Skye was behind it the whole time. That's crazy. I cannot believe... If this came in fourth. I know it. I'm in shock. I know it. I thought it was going to win hands down. Hams down. Hams down. Hams down. Did you consider a boulder in this, even for a moment? Because the boulder scene from Indiana Jones was a big deal. Did you consider it and say, it's not cost effective? I wouldn't know how to make it look. Got it.
They didn't either. I'm going to be honest with you. In the original movie, I didn't think they knew how to do it either. I'm like, wow, it's a rock shaped completely round like a gumball. That totally makes sense. Listen, we loved it. We thought it was great, Space Boy. Listeners voted. Thank you very much. Listeners voted. It didn't win, but we loved it, man. I got to tell you, we loved it. Space Boy, thank you very much. Thank you. Coming in third place. Oh, getting down to the wire here. With 13% of the vote to catch a Mikey show listener. Jason. Jason. Jason. To catch a Mikey show listener was fantastic. It was. This guy sitting next to you. Yes. What is your name? Steve. Steve does the best Chris Hansen. Dude.
You've got to call in to the show and be Chris Hansen. All right, no problem. Anytime. Because it's really good. If you haven't seen the video, Jason, describe to catch a Mikey Show listener. Well, I walk into a girl's house, and we're going to be listening to the Mikey Show, and Chris Hansen walks in and catches me, and he does the whole Chris Hansen, and he says, So what are you doing here? Ash, do you have audio of this right now? Yeah. Where is it? Well, oh, no, no. I was going to say, I can play it from my computer. Okay, go ahead. Let's listen to it. Meet 30-year-old Jason Powers. Screen name, Mikey Show Fan 69. He tells the decoy, I must warn you, I am a big P1. And asks her if she wants to listen to the Mikey Show. Sideways smiley face. I love that. Jason thinks he's here to listen to the Mikey show, but he has no idea what he's walking into. I'll be back in a minute. He quickly disrobes and helps himself to a glass of lemonade. But then, like a child on Christmas, he becomes very impatient. Hey, honey, where did you go? Where did you... Why don't you have a seat? But I was just going to listen to the Mikey. Please, have a seat. And you are? I'm television's Chris Hansen. Yeah, you are. What?
Oh, man. What exactly are you doing here today? Well, I was here to listen to the Mikey show with... What does your t-shirt say? It's just here. Go ahead. It says Skies of Beating. Oh, that's hilarious, Jason. That's great. Well, anyway, there's a second of it. It's really good. So funny. And it is very funny. And we just loved it, man. Jason, unfortunately, listeners voted. 13% of the vote to Catch a Mikey Show listener came in third place. We're going to take a break. Why would you do that? Instead of two. That's not cool. When we come back, I'm going to tell you who came in second place, which will then tell you who won a brand new high-definition camcorder. But I want to know now. I want to know now. Now what she's going to do. I want to know now. We'll be right back with the winner. I want to know now. Why can't you just have a coat? King Henry, why are you looking so sad? My fourth wife is making my life miserable. She wants to leave me and take all my jewels, my castles, and even my favorite chef who I just couldn't live without. Why lose your money, your home, or your children in a divorce? Simply call 1-800-DIVORCE and speak to a divorce attorney who defends the rights of men in divorce and custody cases.
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Now, is this a distance thing? Have you distanced yourself from that character of Danny Tanner? Unfortunately, I broke a glass in my house last week, and I found myself dust-busting at the end of the exercise. And I went, oh no, I'm turning into him. But then other times I'm in a robe, I haven't shared that I'm smoking a cigar, so I look more like I'm on entourage. And my girlfriend and my daughters are different ages. I just want to say that right now. Oh, that's good. That's odd for Holly. Much older. Well, not much, but she definitely is older than my daughter. A couple days. How many kids? I got three. All girls. I'm crazy. Was that in the house? It was a full. I named them. Uncle Jesse helped me raise them. And their names were DJ Steph and Michelle, which is cool. The Mikey Show continues. Eddie, Boston, Rob, and Randy Jackson actually produced this song for JoJo. It was actually a lot of time spent in the lab. It came out pretty good, Eddie. I've got to hand it to you guys. Thank you. It's real good. It's a Mikey show at 8.01. There are reports that the rest of the Van Halen tour has been canceled because Eddie's having, quote, issues. Tight end, LG Crumpler signed a two-year deal with the Tennessee Titans. All right, are you guys ready? Oh, my gosh. Are you guys ready to do this? We have already said who has come in fifth, fourth, and third place. It is now time.
to announce the winner. Give you second place. They're freaking out over there. Came down between two of them, the Hitler video and the Gangsta Pandas, and coming in in second place with 16% of the vote, Gangsta Pandas. Danny, I bet he's shocked. Oh my God. Danny, have a seat. Are you surprised, dude? Just a little. Yeah. Yeah, let me tell you. 16% of the vote, and we're playing the audio of it back right now. Let me tell you something, dude. I don't know that I've ever seen anything produced so well. It was from every aspect that you could think of. It was produced so well, had so many references, and was clearly the video to beat in my mind. It was clearly the video to beat. It's got its own parody song. Yes.
Yes. It was really, I mean, where did you get the song, by the way? How did you do the song? Actually, you can look over here to Space Boy because he's the one who produced it, sang in it. We wrote it together along with my friend Dane. That's unbelievable. It was all done in one day, so it was pretty crazy. Now, can you describe Gangsta Pandas for those that haven't seen it? Gangsta Pandas is basically a bunch of furries running around town in a Lexus. Oh, so Sean. Yes. Sean. Sean is a furry. Sean is a furry. Sean is a furry, so, you know, he knows all about it. Weird. But anyway, it was an incredible video, and I just want to let you know, man, that even though you did not win the camera, we didn't want to have you walk out of here with nothing, and so we're going to set you up with something pretty cool. Sweet. We're giving you a one-year Elite membership to Throwdown Elite Training Center. It has one private training session. Yeah! With UFC fighter Dean Linster. You're so lucky. Dude, it's pretty cool. It's a $1,000 value. And it's pretty cool. And so, congratulations. Thanks, guys. Appreciate it. That place is sick. You're going to love it. Let's talk to Mr. Hitler video guy. Let's have him have a seat. Now, I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you right now. First of all, what is your name? Mike. Mike? Yeah. Mike?
You got 52% of the vote. That's crazy. 52% of the vote. Dominated. Now, I got to tell you, the movie was Downfall. Is that the movie that you used? To be honest, I don't even know the movie's name. Really? Yeah. It's a movie about Hitler. And what he did was he took the movie, which is all spoken in German. and he put his own subtitles in about the Mikey Show. So as you hear him freaking out and see him freaking out, on the bottom of the screen, it's saying things like, No more Mikey Show! And the idea, your idea of this scene, I'm guessing, is that the Mikey Show has been taken away from Hitler. Right. So, Hitler's men, are trying to calm him down. And what kinds of things are Hitler's men saying to him? Well, he's saying, you know, I have a morning routine. I do all these things. I listen to the Mikey show. His men have never heard of it because they listen to... AJ's Playhouse. And Hitler goes off about that. And then he's all upset because he wanted to call in for the new segment you guys did. Yes.
Secret crush. Right. He was all down because he didn't believe in love anymore. Right. It was really well written. Dude, did you write all that yourself? Yeah. It was good. I'm into screenwriting stuff. Dude, I'm telling you that I thought that the writing, the stuff that you actually had the people saying was extraordinarily unique. All the different things that you said were a big... They came as a surprise, and that kind of humor always gets me when I don't see it coming, and you hit me with something. How could I see the AJ's Playhouse line coming that his men listen to AJ? That's hard to do. Oh, dude, it is hard to do. But I just want to tell you that my experience with it was that when I saw it, I was laughing so hard. that I had to watch it again because I missed stuff by laughing so hard. And I literally had tears streaming down my face as I was watching it. It's pretty funny. And it's one of those deals where you're going, well, what he did was he took something that already existed and he did the writing for it.
All that matters is the Mikey show is being promoted on this thing and this is the deal with YouTube. Who would have ever thought that Tay Zonday would blow up into this gigantic thing? Right. But it's really like one of the, I think, hardest things in the world to do as somebody that's trying to market, the hardest thing in the world to tap into is what is it that will turn people on for whatever reason? What will make people go, wow, I really love that, and sometimes you don't even know why. I watched that Chocolate Rain video for the first time, and there was just something about the strangeness of Tay Zonday not being on the screen and then suddenly appearing on the screen because he was ducked down to that big, goofy voice and his sort of Steve Urkel sort of look. And I sent it to Eddie. And Eddie sent me a note back saying that may be the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. And that's how viral marketing and viral videos work. For whatever reason, they just work. And it's kind of hard to figure out if we could, that's all we'd be doing. But it's 52% of the vote. And congratulations, dude. You are the winner of the M-Tube contest. And you've won yourself a brand new high-definition camcorder courtesy of...
cricket thank you so much to cricket oh yeah who uh really stepped forward and said that they wanted to be a part of the promotion and so uh you've won yourself a high definition camera sweet it really is man the the high def cameras now are the coolest thing and uh they really do have a look Unlike anything else. It's pretty cool because if you're into screenwriting, like you said, you can start making movies, man. That's huge, bro. Let me know if you need somebody to star. I was in Renegade. Hey, can you guys give yourselves a big round of applause? I think you did a great job. Everybody involved I think was really good. So don't go away. I got an email to read to you coming up next. Want to get your guys' opinion on it? Don't go anywhere. We'll be back. It's the Mikey Show. The Mikey Show. Oh, yes! Starting to think about spring cleaning? Well, put up your feet and get up off the sofa, because Uncle Cal is revving up his vacuum with savings.
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And the Imperial County in both directions. Wind's disgusting. I have too much out there. So if you're a trucker, you're pulling a trailer, a motorhome, you're going to have to sit it out for a time, unfortunately, here. Getting into the city in the westbound 8, that 8 got in trouble early on this morning from a bad accident near Lake Murray. It's been out of the way for some time, and now things are just kind of breaking up a little bit. You're going to have a slow round right around West Main Street. Things are a little bit tougher, though, from Spring Street down towards the College area. And now it slows from the 15 all the way into Mission Center Road here in Mission Valley. West 94, never got too bad here this morning. Just some slow traffic now from 15 Freeway. Pretty much in the downtown, the usual stuff there. Coming your way out of the South Bay, some better improved speeds, especially in this 805 northbound right now. In fact, you're flying until you hit around Mesa College and you're coming up into Kearney Mesa. And that's where it backs up on you pretty good. And that continues so up to Governor Drive and the Golden Triangle. South 15, also slow here from Valley Parkway on down to Rio Rancho. Some more brake lights out of Rancho Leonardo, down to Carmel Mountain Ranch. And the westbound 56 bunching up here from Cunadal Sur. There's an accident clearing near Carmel Country Road, which is keeping things tough as you head through the Carmel Valley area. I'm McLaurin on Rock 105.3. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. Mikey Morning Show. It is, at the same time, the stupidest and funniest thing I've ever heard. By far. By far. OC San Diego. Now back to the Mikey Show. Oh, India!
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And get your thoughts on this. I'm sure at one time or another, maybe we can all kind of relate to this. It's a deal of getting into a relationship and the person you get into a relationship has a pet that maybe you're not down with. Or maybe you get into a relationship with somebody or they have a pet you're not down with. So we will be reading you this email shortly. This is the TMZ Report with Katie Darrell. So how's things with your lover? He loves my dog, and it makes me love him more. There you go. What kind of dog? I would hate someone if they don't love my dog. What kind of dog? It's a Yorkshire Terrier, and he's like a little six-pound thing, and he just looks like a teddy bear, and he's just a little love bug, except for he loves to, he doesn't like sharing mommy much. So anytime any kissing maybe comes up or, you know, whatever happens after kissing,
He likes to bark and cry and kind of try and get into the mix, so I have to lock him into another room. Odd. Yeah. So, things going well with the new fella? Things are going great with the new fella. It's awesome. Very good. Yeah, I'm so psyched. Very good. I'm really excited. I feel like I'm 17 again. Katie, you guys are officially boyfriend and girlfriend, right? Right. And you've been dating now for a couple months. Yeah. Very nice. I am going to be thinking good thoughts for you guys. Thank you. Hope that this relationship goes well. Katie, we've known for years, and she's on TMZ. You can see her on TV on TMZ, but you can also see her in High Definition because she's on the High Definition channel as well. And she's got a website. What's your website? KatieDarrell.com. Oh, yeah. It's K-A-T-I-E, right? Yes. There you go. So one of the big stories that we're sort of looking at, today is this Paris Hilton thing. Yeah, okay, this is a weird story, okay, because just when you think, like, she can't be more annoying, boy, she outdoes herself again. We have this footage of her out at this, it's called the Bodhi Tree, okay, and it's this cool little bookstore that has, like, all this, like, spiritual enlightenment stuff. Everyone that works there wears Birkenstocks. Well, then entrances Miss Paris Hilton to go into the bookstore in her high heels, which are, like, size 13, and she's got this spiritual
guidance counselor with her. He basically looks like, he looks like a monk or he kind of looks like one of the Tibetan monks minus the shaved head because this guy has long hair, very yogi looking with the long, you know, Fu Manchu type mustache and beard stuff. Yeah, you know what he looked like to me? He looked like a guy that you would see in like an old martial arts movie training, like training, you know, Bruce Lee to know how to fight. Like in Kill Bill 2, the guy that trained Uma Thurman. He looks like that. That's what he looks like. Exactly. So they're hanging out and then they go have lunch or dinner at the Earth Cafe. And then Paris Hilton gets up and she takes off this heart necklace that has diamonds on it. We don't know if they're real diamonds. It could have been bought at Claire's for all we know for $3. And she gives it to these random girls sitting at a table. She's like, he told me, meaning the spiritual advisor, told me to give this to you. Giving, like, sharing is caring. And she starts spouting off all these, like, wise. I think we have the TMZ clip of this. Let's play it. It's cut 46. What? No. Actually, that right there, those are the girls that got the necklace. That's not Paris that you're hearing. Those are the people after Paris, you know, took off in her car, you know, responding to, like, we have no idea what's happening, why she came over to our table, why would she give this to us, and what we're going to do with it. And they're joking about selling it. But Paris then spouts all these wisdom, you know, she's like, yeah, sharing makes you feel good.
Giving back is awesome. Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Literally, she says that. That's one of the things she learned that day. It's like, really? Yeah, wow. Yeah, she's really getting enlightened. Katie, was it 100% for show for Paris? We're all joking about today in the morning meeting. We're like, when's the movie coming out? What is she pushing? There must be something going on. Next week, we're going to find out that there's probably a Paris Hilton spiritual reflection candle for sale or something. Right. up to something, and why we buy into it, God only knows, but I mean, we do, and we'll find out eventually what she was up to, but you can watch all the video on TMZ.com and the TV show tonight, and we'll definitely be putting a TMZ twist on it when you watch it on the show. So another thing out there is Steve-O, you know, jackass Steve-O, from the TV show Jackass. He was a jackass in real life this morning. His next-door neighbor did a citizen arrest on him and held him until the police arrived, because I guess he was you know, bashing up the walls and kicking in the walls and the doors in his apartment and then in the hallway of the apartment complex. And the neighbor was like, dude, you're just destroying property for the sake of destroying property and called the police. And he is actually supposed to be released this morning, hopefully on bail. So we have cameras out there at the jail. So we'll hopefully have that video up shortly as soon as he comes out. But hopefully we'll get some interview with him as well and finding out, you know, like, dude, why were you doing that?
I feel bad for Steve-O because Eddie and I met Steve-O years ago. We met him in 2001 or something like that, Eddie? Something. Yeah, it was about 2001. Because we're in Dallas, so it had to be between 2000 and 2002. Katie, did you take that trip with us to Boston? No, I only did the ski trip. Okay. We were in Boston. Wrong girl. There you go. I hate you. We were in Boston. And we met Steve-O at the deal, this thing with this broadcast that we were doing. But then we saw him again at the airport, no money, needing to borrow money. He borrowed money. I think Eddie gave him five bucks to buy something at Burger King in the airport. And he said that he had gotten his money stolen from the hotel that he was staying at. And I remember thinking, you know, seven years ago, eight years ago or whatever it was. And I at the time I was lost, man. I was a drunk and I was drinking and doing drugs and whatever. I wasn't doing drugs, but I was drinking a lot. And I remember thinking to myself, boy, this guy looks lost. And I was pretty lost. And then in the years since then, I have thought to myself.
man, something seems up with Steve-O. Like, I feel bad for the guy. Like, he seems like he's very self-destructive, and I don't know what is going on with him, but clearly he's not, he's not, he doesn't look like he's having any fun. No. Every time I see him, it looks like he's not having any fun. Yeah, we get him out all the time outside of Club Hyde and outside of The Last Factory. You know, he always has, like, a different girl with him. They're always beautiful, actually really hot chicks with him. And so, you know, there are nights where, you know, he's in good spirits and whatnot. But, I mean, yeah, you definitely have to wonder, you know, what kind of financial situation are these people in? Because, I mean, listen, I don't know about you guys, but, I mean, I've definitely signed bad deals in the entertainment business before. You're young, you're stupid, you just want the opportunity, and then, boom, you're under this bad contract, and, you know, everyone else is making the money except for you. And I'm pretty sure something like that could easily have happened with the jackass, you know. you know, whole TV show with MTV when it first got signed. So there's a good chance just because, you know, he did all the television shows and did the movies. It doesn't mean that he made any money because he may have signed a really bunk contract. So who knows? And, you know, what influence he may have been under this morning when he was doing that to his apartment. For all we know, there could have been a video camera there and it was a stunt and he's getting reimbursed for everything. And this could be, you know, in the next, you know, Jackass Part 3 movie. But hopefully we'll get to the bottom of that all today.
So those are the two big stories out there. And Katie comes on with us every Monday and tells us what's going on from over the weekend. And in this case, even what happened a few hours ago. I mean, this story is brand new. Definitely. And Katie, we will talk to you again next Monday. All right. Sounds perfect. I'll talk to you guys then. Give our love to the new fellow. Oh, so cheesy. Here you go. All right. We'll talk to you later. So anyway, that's the deal with that. When is Texas voting tomorrow? Yeah. Texas goes to the polls. It's supposed to be a pretty big deal. Mike Huckabee actually got endorsed by the Dallas Morning News. Not that it matters, but he was endorsed by the Dallas Morning News and the Democratic side, they endorsed Barack Obama. But here is Huckabee explaining to, and this makes sense, he wanted to reach his constituents, so he went on the Tyra Banks show. And here he is describing to Tyra why he has not dropped out. Cut 14. Have you ever thought about leaving the race? No. You have to understand kind of where I've come from. My whole life has been starting from the bottom. And I've always believed that you can't get there.
if you don't stay on the course. And from 13 months ago, when I first announced, we knew that the only way that I could win is to stay in. Winning is not easy. I'm not even sure that I can explain the path to winning. But I know the path to losing, and that's to quit. But I've never been a quitter. And I've always said, you know, it's not the size of the dog in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the dog that determines the outcome. He's, you know, I'm... Reading a couple of Huckabee's books and a big thing with Huckabee is character. And he talks about that in the books about not giving up on things. So when this was going on, it kind of wasn't a surprise to me. And his philosophy is the same like with Iraq. He's got that Iraq philosophy of we screwed it up. We got to finish the job. We can't just hightail and leave. He's being asked here if he would consider being a running mate to John McCain. Cut 15. He's certainly a very capable individual, and again, I find him very brilliant, and I like him personally and respect him. You speak very highly of them. Does this mean that she would possibly be his vice president? That's what I'm hearing, to be honest. No, the question of Harry is, would he be my vice president? Yes, it is. So, well, you know, listen, it is what it is. I mean, the guy's not going to win or anything, but... He's mathematically eliminated in the race, I don't...
He's not going to get any nominations. Yeah, it's weird. Yeah, but, well, they go to the polls tomorrow in Texas and a few states, I think. I don't think it's just Texas, is it? Ohio, Vermont, a couple other places. Hillary Clinton was actually a surprised guest on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Cut. And I'm going to stop you halfway through this because I'm sure... There will come a point where it just... So hysterical, I don't know if he'll be able to. Exactly. Cut 21. And now, an editorial response from Senator Hillary Clinton. Thank you, and good evening. Pause. Sky, Eddie, you guys saw it, right? Yeah. Describe what we're looking at here. She's sitting at, like, a desk. You know, it's a straight shot of her. And they had just done a sketch with... Obama and Hillary, you know, like debating. Right. And so now this is her editorial response to that skit. Okay, on pause. An enactment, sort of, of last Tuesday's debate. And not an endorsement of one candidate over another. I can say this confidently because when I asked if I could take it as an endorsement, I was told, absolutely not. But I still enjoyed that sketch a great deal.
Because I simply adore Amy's impression of me. Oh, well, my ears are ringing. How are you? Good, thank you. Well, I'm glad to be here. Thank you for having me. Oh, thank you for coming. I love your outfit. She's doing her to her. Yeah, they're dressed exactly the same. Do you want the earrings back? Oh, okay. Do I really laugh like that? Oh, the campaign is going very well. Very, very well. Why? What have you heard? Never mind. I am just so happy to be back in New York, even for a few hours. Tonight, I just want to relax, have fun, not worry about the campaign. So, no politics? No politics. But I would like to take this opportunity to say to all Americans, be they from the great state of Ohio or Texas, Rhode Island or Vermont, Pennsylvania, or any of the other states, live from New York, it is Saturday!
So does Amy Poehler do a good Hillary Clinton or is it below? Yeah, it's all right. I mean, you know, I always think it's kind of tough to impersonate women. Like women doing women is, well, let me think about that. It's tough. No, it is a difficult thing. So I don't think it's like a spot on impression, but I mean, she gets the job done. You get the gist. Yeah. It's not easy. It's not easy. The Van Halen tour may be canceled. What the heck? Dude, this is so weird. How many times? Yeah, so they were still supposed to be touring until April 19th in Vegas, and they have a show tonight scheduled in Texas. Now, the previous three shows have been canceled, and insiders say that they're starting to cancel, like, hotel rooms and all the cities that they're going to be going to and everything. So Van Halen hasn't officially announced that the tour is canceled, but inside sources say that's what's happening, and it's because Eddie is having, quote, issues. Eddie here on the show? He doesn't have any issues. Come on, Eddie. It's finally coming out. And the Mikey Show rap song. Hope you enjoyed that. Thank you. As much as I did. The Mikey Show. That's the ultimate hang zone. All right. It's the two-hour finale of Terminator, The Sarah Connor Chronicles, and TV Guide Ray. Terminates its first season with a cliffhanger you won't see coming. We're not running.
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is go to MikeyShow.com. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. And when you get to MikeyShow.com, you're going to see this little section that says, this little box that says keyword. Type in the word blogs and hit enter and it'll take you right to our blogs. And if you don't know what a blog is, it's like a diary. It's like an online diary, like a journal. So every day we journal and we do it online so you can see what we're up to and what we're thinking and all that kind of stuff. I was journaling about something kind of interesting. this morning, I was journaling about my mom is going through this thing where my aunt, you have to know a little backstory, my aunt, we believe, pulled my grandmother's eye out. This is the craziest story ever. Well, yeah, my grandmother has a glass eye. Well, she did have a glass eye when she was alive. And it was like Sammy Davis Jr. kind of glass eye, you know what I mean? And, you know, the folklore of the family is that she got into a fight with my aunt. And while they were fighting, my aunt pulled her eye out. My mom had to go to the hospital and meet them there. And, you know, she went there and they had a towel over the eye and the whole thing. And it was just a crazy deal.
Well, anyway, my aunt is now very old. She's like in her 80s. And she's been saying to my mother recently that she thinks that she's going to be dying soon. She's not sick with anything. She just keeps telling her she thinks she's going to die soon. So she keeps telling my mom that she wants my mom to tell her that she doesn't believe she did that. She's always maintained that she never did it. Because her side of the story is that your grandma pulled it out herself. Oh, for sure. Herself. Which is a bizarre thing. What? Well, you know, the way she explains it is, you know, that my grandmother was a very crazy woman. And that, you know, she was so mad and she was so filled with anger and she was furious that she just took her hand and stuck it in her eyeball and pulled out her own eye. Totally. And did your mom ever ask your grandma, like, what the deal was? Oh, yeah. I think so. And she said... My aunt did it. Wow. Get my mom... Don't put her on the air. Just ask her. Ask her. Ask her what her mom said. Ask her who her... Yeah, put her on. Yeah, get her on. My mom was positive she said it was my aunt. Okay. That did it. But now she wants her to tell her, you know, I don't believe you did it. And I said, I said, Ma, you should ask her what, you know, why she wants you to tell her that. She said, well, I have asked her that. What does she say? She just wants to, you know, hear me say it.
I said, okay, well, try this one on her. You know me. I want to know stuff. I said, try this one on her. There's my mom. Hi, Mom. Hi. So, Mom, when the thing happened with Grandma's eye way back in the day, who did Grandma, did Grandma say it was my aunt that did it, or did she say she did it herself? No, she said did it. She said her aunt did it? Yeah. Okay, and now when she told you that, did you feel she was very adamant about it or she was just trying to defer the responsibility to somebody else? She was just shaking, Mike. She was scared to death and happened. She said that my aunt did it. Yeah. Yeah, and we don't have to say any names. I'm not saying any names or anything. We know who it is. We know who it is. Anyway.
Well, Eddie does because he's been in the family for a long time. But anyway, so she didn't really want to say. She said that, but then she didn't really want to talk about it after. So you guys never really talked about it over the years. No, no. Exactly, exactly. That's too painful. Oh, sure, sure. All right, Mom, I want to get background on it. I want to get background on it. I love you, Mom. Bye-bye. Bye. So that's the deal. Okay. So she doesn't want to say, right? But now she wants that assurance. And I said, well, you should try this. I said, say to her, if I tell you that I believe you, that your story is correct and that you didn't do this. I said, if you say that to her, I said, ask her what will happen inside you? What happens when I do that? That is like, I think, a very interesting answer. So if she says, it'll make me happy. Okay, it'll make you happy.
Talk to me about that. What about that? Because this is very important to you. In other words, when we talk, this is a recurring theme. You over and over, you want to keep, you keep telling me, you want me to tell you this. And I want to know, you're saying it'll make you happy. Can you tell me why it means so much that I do this, like that I make you happy in this way? Because it'll make me feel like you believe me. But what if I don't believe you? You know that it's, you know, what you're saying is that you know. And so if you know, does it really matter? If you know what happened, does it really matter? Yeah, it matters to me what my sister thinks. Okay. All right. Let's take that. Let's go with that then. So it matters to you what I think. And this is what I told her to try to. I don't know. I wasn't there. I can tell you that based on what happened. It doesn't look like what you're saying, but I don't know. But I want you to believe me before I die. Oh, I know you do. I know you do. I'm just telling you that I can't commit to it because I don't know. Then you're cut out. Okay, wait a minute. Your eyeball is cut out. I'm going to rip your eye out. Now I said, now I wonder if she believes in God. And she said, oh yeah, I know she does. And I said, ask her whose opinion means more to her. Yours or his.
Well, even if she says gods, it doesn't mean that that's any less of your mom. It doesn't invalidate her wanting my mom's. The reason that I'm having her ask these questions is because when you do get asked these questions, it does force something to start happening in your head. Something happens up there. When you ask the question, you can answer them and say, oh, well, I think of God. I definitely think of God. But it still matters to me that you believe me. Well, I understand that it matters to you. It's just that that's not my responsibility. What I was thinking was interesting about it is my mom wanted to know, well, should I just lie about it and say? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Should I just lie about it and say? Why not if the woman believes she's going to die and if that's your sister? I'm not 100% sure on that. All I know is that. You're not supposed to do that. If it were me, if I were put in the same situation, the answer that would come back to me is, I'm not supposed to do that. I know I'm not supposed to do that. Well, it's a really weird request in the first place. It is a strange request. It is a strange request. Sounds like guilt. A little bit. Why me? Why do I have to tell you that? Especially now in the twilight.
Years. Because usually it would be the opposite. Right. Usually if somebody believes they're going to die, they'll want to tell the truth. Uh-huh. You know, get that off their conscience. Sure. So maybe, I don't know. Sure. It's a strange situation. Psyche. We have a very interesting family. That's crazy. Calvin Klein wants Tom Brady to model their underwear. Oh, marry me, please. I'll take seconds on that. Marry me, please. Yes, please. I can't believe it took this long for Calvin Klein to come knocking. Get naked. Go for it. Yeah, take it to Tom Brady. Wow. They've seen the success that Armani has had with David Beckham modeling their underwear. Those hooks. And so I guess Calvin Klein kind of wants to go the same way with a sports figure, an attractive sports figure. So they've allegedly offered Tom Brady a seven-figure salary to appear in ads for their underwear. That's a lot of money. That is. He already advertises for a really cheap cologne, so maybe he would consider. Skrill. Turns out that Jamie Lynn Spears is shopping for blue stuff. You know what that means? I've abandoned my boy! She likes blue. Yeah, so blue little baby clothes, and everybody's like, oh, well, it could be for Britney's boys. No, it was stuff for newborns. So, you know, the word on the street is Jamie Lynn's going to have a baby boy.
I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. You're welcome. Whitney Houston's going to be paid $3 million to perform in London. Wow. $3 million. Do they know it's not 1986? Yeah, I guess it's a charity event in London, and a billionaire who supports this charity and is throwing over the event is willing to spend $3 million of his own money to get Whitney to perform. Crack as whack. She's put together a little writer of the things she would like provided for her at the event. What would she like? M&M's, chamomile tea, bagels with cream cheese, peanut butter and jelly. Pint of old Harper. Donuts. Crack is whack. Bobby Brown. And bottled water, but only American bottled water. I see. Whoa. Yeah, so only American bottled water. Crack. Yes. Crack is whack. Everybody remembers Whitney Houston's big hit, I Sit On You, which was a great, great, great song. International hit. This is what I do. I sit on you. Sit on you. Sit on you. Sit on you. Come back, I promise. I got to read you this email. I'll get your take on this.
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I don't know, but if I didn't kill my wife, I wouldn't be prepared for anything like that. Right? Dude, come talk to me. You should be looking for the real killer. That's right, man. Golf courses. Don't you think, though, that that's messed up that that dude is so in denial about it? Yeah, figure it out, man. Yeah, man. I mean, talk about the hot calling the ghetto murder. That's what I'm saying, okay? You know what I mean? You can lead a horse to water and then you can chop its head off. That's right, man. Five-three. Eight-fifty-seven. Will Ferrell's new movie, Semi-Pro, was number one this weekend, making just over $15 million. Ernie Els wins his first PGA event since 2004, winning the Honda Classic. Welcome back. Going to be doing some P1 trivia coming up here in just a little bit. And somebody's going to win the opportunity to be able to come into the studio and hang out with us on Friday, which we have people come in. They get to backstage pass, get to hang out with us the length of the show, and it's pretty cool. And so we'll be doing that in just a little bit. And congratulations to, what was the guy's name? Mike. Mike won M-Tube this morning. He is the grand prize winner of a high-definition camcorder for winning M-Tube with his...
mock-up of a Hitler movie. And Gangsta Pandas came in second place. And P1 Danny, he won himself a gift certificate to get trained by Dean Lister. That's huge. That's pretty nice. Pretty good stuff. P1 Love Gun. What's up, Love Gun? Not much. I thought I had a little bit of a funny story that you guys might be interested in hearing about your intern, Zeth, that you guys talk about. Oh, no. Is it a good story? I don't know. It depends on what your definition of good is. If you mean by funny, yeah, it's pretty good. Zeth, do you recognize this man's voice? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Zeth does not recognize your voice. So we cannot confirm nor deny that this is a true story. Right. Well, I can confirm with emails if that'll help the situation. What is it? Basically, I own a restaurant downtown called Sushi Fix, and I had a job posting up on Craigslist looking for cashier's delivery drivers, and I get this email from a guy named Zeph, which, you know, I thought was funny because I've never heard the name before, and the only Zeph I knew is from your show, and open it up, and lo and behold, it's, hey, I'm Zeph. I work at, you know, a radio station in the morning and looking for an afternoon and evening job, and I'd be perfect for this job. It's a good thing. He needs it. He needs it. Well, Zeph. Blah, blah, blah. Yeah?
So I'm like, okay, yeah, Seth, you know, I'll give the guy a shot. You guys rip on him a lot on the show. Maybe I'll give the kid a break and, you know, bring him in, see if he'll be right for the position. Sure. So, sure, yeah, I set up an appointment. He's like, oh, yeah, be there for sure, 4 o'clock, see you then, man. Then 4 o'clock comes and goes, no show, no call, no email. I have his phone number, so, you know, I throw him out a call, say, hey, Seth. Let me know if you're not coming in. We've got a pretty busy interview schedule here, but no response. No nothing. Seth, what happened? Something happened I'm not really too comfortable talking on the radio about. That prevented you from being able to go? Yeah. Well, hey, do you still have the opening? Would you still be willing to meet with Seth? He had something big come up. Well, you know, if he gave me a call and said, hey, I got something big. Right. Another interview. That's the responsible thing to do. It's not a good time when someone shows up late for the interview, but when they don't show up at all, that's probably even a worse one, really. Because that's what happened. I mean, you don't have to tell me, like, what the deal was that you didn't want to do, but why not call the guy back and say, hey, you know, sorry I didn't show up. My AIDS test came back. But I don't want to talk about it.
That would have been the right responsible thing to do. Would I drop the ball on that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He dropped the ball. He's young. He's learning. Idiot. Hey, listen. Maybe next time. But kind of like when you're nominated for an Oscar, just getting an interview with us is kind of a privilege. And the fact that he blew it kind of makes me think that... It's just not the kind of person and, you know, not mature enough maybe to handle it. Well, maybe he isn't, but a guy's learning. You know, he's learning some hard lessons even here on the Mikey Show, Just Ask Ash. And, you know, the guy's learning. But, you know, sorry he didn't show up. That's too bad because I was looking forward to, you know, flowing you guys free sushi all the time. Way to go, Zeph. Great. Well, listen, Zeph is a guy that is learning. I mean, I'm glad that he's looking for work. I mean, it's not like a guy's making tons of dough doing what he's doing. He could use the thing, but he's learning tough lessons. You got to show up to these deals. You're going to lose the job. Did you get anything else yet? Another job? No. Was this a far thing for you? Was it like out of the way?
Somewhat, yeah. It was pretty far. Yeah. Like, from where I am. Yeah. Well, Seth. Well, Seth. All right, let me read you this email. I want to get your take on it. Yes, please. Mikey, what are your thoughts on this? My boyfriend has a pet boa constrictor that I hate. Oh, gosh. I'm terrified of snakes, and I will not take my two-year-old over to his apartment if he keeps that thing. We've been dating for four months, and I won't bring my daughter over there. I'm afraid she may get attacked by that thing. This is just roaming around. I guess so. I don't know. I don't know. I want him to get rid of it. He has chose what is more important, the snake or me. He has to choose what is more important, the snake or me. What do you guys think? Signed, P1, I hate snakes. I have some strong opinions. Oh, no. It's not easy. It's not easy. Oh, this one's easy, Hillary. To me, this one is real easy. Really? Well, this is what is baffling to me. This is what is shocking to me. Even after all these years, even at 37 years of age, I still hear things like this, and I'm still surprised. I don't know why I'm still surprised. I shouldn't be surprised. But what surprises me is people...
that expect other people to change for them. In other words, dude's got a snake. He's probably had the snake. Now, the only thing that throws a little bit of, as Ashley would say, a wrench into the tires is if they were dating, maybe he talked to her about it, and she's like, I don't want no snake, and he went out and did it anyway. Well, then... He knows how she feels and he's still going and doing his thing. And if he does, then he's probably going to have to live with the consequences, which is she goes, I ain't coming over there with my two year old. But if she meets him and he's got this animal and she knows it, then it seems a little ridiculous to me that she's saying, well, yes, I knew it. Yes, I decided to date him, but I don't want him to be that guy. I want him to be something else. I want him to do something that I deem responsible. See, I wouldn't have a snake. I've got a two-year-old. Well, you shouldn't have a snake. You've got a two-year-old that you feel protective over. You should be protective over your kid. And maybe a snake's not appropriate for you. But this dude, he's already got it. You're asking him to change. When I first met Rebecca, Rebecca had a chinchilla.
Get out of here. Wow. And the chinchilla's name was Sherman. Oh, of course. Was she growing a coat? Oh, she went through this phase where she just thought that those chinchilla coats were the worst thing ever. Rebecca was in her young 20s, you know, and she just thought those things were the worst thing. Throwing paint on people. Yes. They're so soft. Yeah. But I had to make a decision. Because just like any of you, it almost kept me away from the relationship. You would all think this, right? I mean, it's a goofball animal, no doubt about it, right? It's a chinchilla. But I loved that little lady despite that stupid animal. Just like I had to make a decision about those cats, you know? She had those cats. Well, listen, the cats came with the deal.
It's not like you get to pick and choose. Cats came with a deal. I don't know. What do you guys think? Well, it's difficult because if this girl likes everything else about this guy but the snake, that's a tough decision for her. That's a pretty exotic pet too. I have some questions. If the snake is in a cage or some sort of container or whatever, And I don't think she has really that much to be worried about. I think she's kind of being a beating. Overreacting. Over-exaggerating and stuff like that. But if it's really that big of a problem and this guy thinks, you know, hey, this girl may be the one, then, you know, that's a decision he's going to have to make. He may have to decide on, you know, hey, I may have to get rid of the snake. Which, you know, kind of sucks, but these are the choices we make. Sky, what do you think?
Yeah, kind of along the same lines. Like, I don't think it's right to ask somebody to change. But at the same time, you know, if you're going to get really serious with a woman that has a child, your whole life is going to change anyway. You know, bringing a child into your life changes everything. And I think the snake will be one of those things. And, you know, we don't know because, you know, it was just an email. But I have a feeling she probably made it clear from the beginning that she's not a fan of snakes. So why is she dating him? Assumption. Well, yeah, we're assuming that, but we're assuming that she made it clear to him. Because I'm sure if he was like, oh, by the way, I have a snake, she'd be like, oh, yeah, I'm not quite a fan of snakes. I don't see her lying and being like, oh, snakes are great. Yeah, I love them too. It's clear she's not doing that. Yeah, I don't see that either. She's dating him. Yeah, so I think they were both aware that there was something that didn't quite mesh, and eventually they were going to come to a point where that was going to have to change. Someone was going to have to give.
So, Shawnee, what do you think? Well, I think that when you have an animal and you decide to, you know, take care of it, you have a responsibility until that animal is gone. Now, you know, if you get into a situation where someone absolutely cannot live with the animal and you can find an appropriate home for it with someone else, then that's great. But, like, taking it to the pound of Humane Society and just leaving it, I don't think is an option. Asking someone to just give up that animal is really an unreasonable request, in my opinion. Whoa! 570-1053. Give us a call and tell us what you think. Eddie, what do you think? Well, let me throw a caveat in this. Uh-oh. Let's see what you guys think. What if it was an animal she was allergic to? And she's allergic to the thing and she can't go over to the place. And she wants him to get rid of it. That's good. How do you guys feel about that? Well, if you are allergic to something, that is, man, I mean, now you're talking about a medical thing. And if I met somebody and they had a cat and I was allergic to cats, I think that I would, this is just me, I might rule them out because I'm kind of weird that way. But you really like them.
And all of it is is this cat and it bothers you. I'll tell you what I wouldn't do. You wouldn't feel comfortable saying, you know, hey, can you get rid of Tabby? I'll tell you what I wouldn't do. I wouldn't ignore it. I wouldn't ignore it. But would you be comfortable saying, would you get rid of Tabby? No, I think what I would do is I would say this. I would say, I'm not going to be able to go to your house because I'm allergic to the cat. But you can come over. But when she comes over, it's on her clothes. It bothers you. Your eyes are on it. I couldn't date her. I couldn't date her. All she's got to do is get rid of that cat. Yeah, but I can't tell her to get rid of her cat. The bottom line is that it's her cat. But Sky feels that, I don't know, this lady might have known, right? Well, yeah, and I think... The child is the thing. You know, when you bring a child in, lots of things change. Like, your schedule has to change. You know, so if you're going to be a part of a child's life, lots of things have to change. So I don't look at this as some beating, being like, oh, I don't like snakes. You know, I look at it as her being a responsible parent. And if this guy wants to be part of this child's life. You think the snake's going to eat the two-year-old? What's the snake in a cage? I don't know that that's the issue, though, is what's the snake in a cage? It's like, we can't change the lady.
Like we can't expect her to change either. On the same token, in my opinion, you can't expect the guy to change. You can't really go to her and say, now stop being afraid. Right. She's afraid. She's got a kid. She's afraid. Like even if it's. Well, but she's tripping. She is. There's no doubt about it. That's on her. I've abandoned my child! If it was like a freaking tiger, she'd have a case. It's a freaking snake in a freaking cage. We just heard about a snake. This is a compromisable situation where she needs to relax a little bit and he needs to explain to her that a bow constrictor is not going to be for kids. Why does she have to relax? Because she's tripping, bro. Wait a minute. I thought we established that she was straight tripping. So which is it? Well, straight tripping is only a step up from tripping. So she's just tripping. She's tripping. Straight tripping means that there's no question about it. She's tripping. Listen, she has a fear. You can't tell, in my opinion, you can't tell somebody, stop the way you're feeling. Now, if it's completely irrational, let's say,
that the fear is like couches. Like in her own house, she doesn't have couches. And she don't expect anybody in her life to have couches. That's irrational. A snake getting a hold of a two-year-old is not that irrational. It is to me. Well, we just read the story the other day of the snake that ate that dog in front of the kid. What's a dog? I mean, that's not a person. And secondly, I'm pretty sure that if the bow constrictor was like... circling around my baby's crib, like, I would call someone, and I would also make sure that I, like, I'm watching my kid. I got another example for you. So that the constructor wouldn't eat it. I got another example for you. You don't want your constructor going nuts one night, like building something, you know, like a house. No, it's short for boa constructor. Yeah, it's short for boa constructor. You wake up in the middle of the night, and all of a sudden... I'm pretty sure I'd be watching my kid, Mike. You know, there's like a... Boas left and right. Yeah, there's a building in your living room. Mm-hmm. It constructed it overnight. Oh, two eyes. Pretty sure I've got a set of them. Pretty sure. Well said. Marinate on this one, and then we'll come back and talk about it. It's a freaking dress and leggings. Like, it's the same concept. You start dating somebody that has a gun. Oh. You know they're a gun owner. So you go like this. You go, hey, you knew I had a two-year-old when we met. And he goes, yeah, you knew I had a gun when we met. Well, get rid of the gun.
I'm not going to tell you to get rid of your kid because, you know, that's impossible. It is not impossible for me to get rid of the gun. Only thing is, I had the gun when we got in the relationship. You knew I had the gun. Only, the difference between this snake and that gun is, maybe the guy, like, really has feelings for this snake, which some people are like that, you know. For sure. So, anyway, 570-1053. If this conversation has piqued your curiosity, what do you think? We'll be back. Family, this is The Mikey Show. Mother, it's my nature to protect my daughter. So when she told me she wanted to join the Guard, my gut reaction was to worry for her safety. But I've always trusted my son and supported his decisions. So as hard as it was to imagine my son being a soldier, it was harder to imagine his future without the Guard. The Guard will give her money for college, yield world job skills, and I'm proud of him.
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Welcome back. It is 9-17. The CEO of Victoria's Secret says that she wants to tone down the company's image. The Pittsburgh Steelers and quarterback Ben Roethlisberger have agreed to a new eight-year, $102 million contract. Oh. Lincoln Park. So, the topic here is, we got an email from this lady who said, hey, listen, I'm dating this guy and I got a two-year-old kid and a dude's got a snake. He's got a boa constructor. And so I don't know what to do. I got a kid. What do I do? And I told him, you need to get rid of this thing. And so we were all giving our opinions. I said, listen, if you know that the guy's got a snake when you start dating him, you know the score. You got a decision to make. And now to say to him, get rid of the snake, I think is a little...
And we have varying opinions. Eddie's saying, hey, maybe just tell the chick to chill out. She seems like she's getting a little excited here about nothing. And Sky's saying, hey, listen, when you start seeing somebody and they have a kid, you've got to realize your life's going to change either way. So you better figure it out now rather now than later. Figure it out, buddy. 570-1053, what do you guys think? P1 Adam. Hey, Mikey, how's it going? Good, man. Yeah, I was in the same situation. She's my wife now. I had an eight-and-a-half-foot Hermes python at the time. She would not come into my house until I got rid of this snake. And I pondered on it for a little while, and things started to get kind of serious, so got rid of the snake, came into my house. Needless to say, I'm married, got a kid on the way any day now. There you go. Aw. Thank you. Well, listen...
Did she tell you that you needed to get rid of the snake or did you say, listen, I really love you and I'm going to get rid of the snake? She never necessarily told me to get rid of the snake. She implied it a few times. And I just figured, you know, I love her and I want to be with her. And the snake, if it comes down to it, I could always get another one later on. It's the best way that that could possibly go. And the reason that it's the best way is because he decided it. She didn't tell him to do it. But she wouldn't set foot in his place, which I think is a very subtle hint, if you will. It's not just a hint. It's saying, I'm not going to go in there with that snake. I'm afraid of it. That's one thing. But what I respect is that she never said to him, you need to make a choice. And that's what the lady said. That this guy has to make a choice. It's either me or the snake. I think when you do that, first of all, I don't think it's... It's not appropriate. But second of all, I think that what you are doing is you are building the resentment. The resentment has now broke ground. You're pouring the foundation. Next, we'll go up the frame. You're constructing it. It's being built by the boa constructor. So, thank you very much. P1Hdog is on the line. Hi, guys. Hi, Hdog. How are you guys doing? Good.
I've been dating my boyfriend for about two and a half years, and when we first started dating, right off the bat, I know he had a snake in his room, and I wouldn't say I'm scared of them. I don't necessarily have a fear, but they're not my favorite. But the thing that did scare me was, you know, boys are kind of pranksters. My fear was that he was going to try and play a joke on me, and it was going to go wrong. Go ahead and pet him. Oh, no, you can't do it that way. Or throw him on me. For some reason, I was scared at what was going to happen that he was going to do to me, not the snake. So I think that maybe once the trust in the relationship grows, it could be a different story. Interesting. Thank you very much. I appreciate the phone call. Dear Mikey Show, as the official authority on snakes for the Mikey Show. It is my professional opinion that the woman is being totally unreasonable. Probably due to ignorance, like most irrational fears. There is no boa in the world, save for an anaconda. Yes, those are boas. That could pose a threat to a human over half a year old. Constructors do not attack anything they do not intend to eat. They might strike if you provoke it or surprise it.
But there is no threat of significant injury. For the most part, boa constructors are extremely docile. Being cold-blooded, it is not in the constructor's nature to seek out and just bite people. In fact, constructors would prefer to just sit in a warm, dark place and just be happy being a snake. Well, there you go. Signed, P1 Talon. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. You would know. Talon is a snake guy, as they say. He has snakes. 12 of them or something. He loves them. He sleeps with them or something weird. Yeah, he kisses them on the lips. He kisses them on the lips. No, no, no. Like me with the dog back a long time ago. Snakes, I don't get it. P1 Kimberly, are you there? What do you think of snakes? Well, personally, I don't like them. I don't know how long a year or so ago, and this guy had a boa. And down in his basement, they found him dead. And the stricter had pleased him to death. And this was a full-grown man. Okay, now, so is it your opinion that he should get rid of the snake? Well, if he wants to continue seeing the girl. Well, wait a minute. The snake was his pet. Okay, if he prefers the snake over her, then fine. Well, she prefers the snake.
And him. She made that choice. She said, I prefer you, and I know you have a snake. So she preferred him in the very beginning. She made a choice. She had a choice. She didn't have to date this guy. Oh, Mike, don't be ridiculous. I'm not being ridiculous. You don't have to. Well, yeah, but if you have a connection with somebody. It's called love, Mike. You know, sometimes there's things about people that, you know. You can change. No, not that you can change. I know you like snakes, but you like me now. Get rid of your snake. Yeah, exactly. Yes. Wow. I'll tell you, I think it might be important for somebody to find a snake gal. Well, at least comfortable with it. Sure. I mean, there's got to be places that you can go to. It's not easy. Other like-minded people, you know, the snake. Yes, Ash. You know what it is, bro? Hit me, bro. With your really good advice about relationships. There's going to be a gray area in everybody's relationship with whoever partner they choose to be with. The question is, can you live with that gray area or not? That snake is a gray area situation. It's like, are you a snake person? Are you not? Do you have a kid that can affect the snake? I don't know. It's a gray area. It's like, are you willing to live with a snake?
Or not. You just nailed it. It's that gray area. You just nailed it. With every relationship. It can be different. It's non-negotiable. Right. For her, it's non-negotiable. I gotta kid you. Can I live with it or not? Hey, mister, I got a kid. You got a snake. What's up? It's non-negotiable to me. What up? My kid will not be around snakes. Okay, sounds like you made up your mind. Right. So it's in his court. Mm-hmm. Sounds like she made up her mind. Unless he wants to change. Absolutely. Sure. Now, at that point, he can say, well, gee, okay. I really want to be with this girl. Now, that guy we were talking to, he did just that. He did just that. Now, if you do that, what I really like about that is you're not telling someone, get rid of your snake. You kind of are, though. Well, you're telling them how you feel. You're saying, this is a non-negotiable thing. If you want to be with me. I don't think that you have to say it that way. But that's what you're saying. Well, right, right, right. I mean, yeah, you're not saying the words. No, you're not saying that. But we all get it. Hang on a minute. If I say this. If I go, I'm uncomfortable around you when you're drinking. That's different than saying,
You're an alcoholic and I'm not going to have my kid around it. And I think that there's an appropriate way to say something and an inappropriate way. Right. And I think that it's completely appropriate for her to say, listen, I got, I have boundaries. It's all about the approach. I don't feel comfortable with my kid over there. I don't. My kid's too and I'm afraid. My snake's not going to hurt your kid. They don't hurt kids. Okay. I'm just telling you, I can't do it. It makes me uncomfortable to be there. What you're not saying is. You've got to get rid of that snake. Now, you guys are going, well, you really are if you're saying... No, no, no. The bottom line is the message is any way you say it, if you want to be with me, you've got to get rid of that snake. You're right. You're right. And I think that's okay. Okay, well, you're forcing the hand then. Hey, listen. Well, you're not because the guy's got a choice then. Well, he has a choice either way. Whether you directly say it or whether you indirectly say it, it's a choice that's in his court. It's better to let a person... decide for themselves than to be told, you've got to do this. Let me give you an example. If my wife said to me, I don't like that car that you drive because I think that it's too dangerous for us to be in, me and Jake. Car's too dangerous. And I'm like, babe, this car is safe. I'm telling you, it's been raided, blah, blah, blah. Listen, I understand. I'm just telling you that I don't feel safe driving in the car with Jake.
Okay, now I got a choice. What she's basically saying to me is, if you want us in that car, if you want us driving with you, you're going to have to get rid of that car. That's basically what she's saying to me. What she's not saying to me is, you need to decide. It's either me or the car. Get rid of it or I'm done. Either way, you have a choice. Even if somebody comes up to you and says, you get rid of that car, you get rid of that snake, or I'm out of here, you have a choice. Okay. But what I'm saying is that I think that the more healthy way to do it, that's what I'm talking about. But either way, I think it's still jacked. Well, and there's something else, too. If you say to them, you either are going to decide between me or that car, so you either get rid of that car or I'm done, you do that, you have now guaranteed a resentment. Of course, I agree. Let me finish the sentence. You've now guaranteed a resentment. However, if you say to them, listen, I don't feel safe in the car. I just don't. I can't travel in that car. And the guy then goes, hmm, I really want her to drive with me. I mean, it's important to me. Can I do this or can I not? I really want her to drive with me. I think I'm going to get rid of the car. If he does that, there is a chance, albeit in my opinion, much slimmer, that he will develop a resentment for her. But the very fact that he made the decision based on his own
like, kind of weighing it out, going, hmm, let me think about this one. I think you stand a much better chance than somebody saying to you, look, it's either me or the car, get rid of it. Which is what this, exactly, and I believe it was the great David Hasselfield. Oh, wow, wow. Yeah. Who first said this. Hey, listen, it's one man's opinion, but I do think that coming upon something on your own And being told to do something, they're really, really different. Now, I understand what you're saying. Well, if you say that to them, I don't feel I'm being told to get rid of my car if my wife says I don't feel safe driving. But you are. I'm not, actually. You are. I just thought about that. If you are, they're saying you need to get rid of the car. See, here's the beauty of this. If I decide for myself that I do not want to get rid of my car because I've decided that, okay, I understand what her boundaries are.
But I'm not going to, that's okay. She doesn't have to drive in the car. If I decide that for myself, she is going to draw her boundaries. Her boundary is, I'm not going in that car. I now know it. Even though when we started dating, I drove that car. That's the car I had when we started dating. She knew it then. But if she comes back and says, listen, I don't like that car. And so you need to make a choice. You're either getting rid of it or I'm out of here. Oh, screw you. If you say that to someone. That's what I'd say back. To your spouse? If you say that to someone. And divorce papers. There is a instant, instant recoil to that. I completely agree. What I'm trying to get across to you is. The car analogy doesn't work here because it's not life or death. There's gray area. You're still together. When it comes to the snake thing, she's either with the guy or she's not with the guy. There's no gray area. So you're either with me with the snake or you're not with me without the snake. Okay. Let me finish this. And so when you're saying it any way you mold it,
You're basically saying, get rid of the snake or we're broken up. Even if you say, hey, I'm not comfortable with that snake being there, or any way you slice it, you're making that decision for the guy. Okay. Let's stick with the car analogy, but change this part of it. Eddie says the car doesn't work. Well, let's see if it works this way. All right. I'm not going to get in that car, and I think that having a car is such an important thing that I don't think we're right for each other. I will never feel comfortable getting in that car. I'm just going to tell you, I'm never going to feel comfortable getting in that car. Okay. At this point, I'm in the same situation. I have not, and I feel differently hearing that than I do, you're either getting rid of that car or I'm out of here. And I agree with that. I feel differently hearing it. Right. And I think that it's the more appropriate thing to say. Yes.
And but more than anything else, I think that the resentment factor is like. But you're missing my point. The bottom line is in any way you put it, you got to get rid of that car. No, you have a choice. Then you're not going to be with her. Right. That's the whole thing. That's my point. But the idea. So that sucks. But Eddie, my point is. Any way you slice it, it sucks. My point is, is that in one situation, you're giving an order. And in the other situation, you're giving someone a choice. I don't disagree. I'm not disagreeing with that at all. Yeah. But the bottom line is, we are saying the same thing. The thing I don't like about it is, there's no gray area. It's black and white. It's either you're with me, with that car, or without that car, or you're with me. You know what I mean? Either basically I will be with you if you get rid of the car or I won't be with you if you keep that car. So, Eddie, you're saying that, say, still sticking with the car analogy, that if Mike's wife doesn't like the car, she should just suck it up and not say anything because she knows by saying something. It's called compromise. Yeah, regardless of how you say it, it's going to get in the head. She's not going to get in the car, though. Yeah. Right? She's not getting in the car. Right.
This lady's not going over to the house. Yeah. One way or another, something has to give. They've got to figure it out. He shouldn't have to get rid of the snake, and she shouldn't have to be uncomfortable. There's got to be a compromise in there. They should live outside. No, there's like a room in the house for the snake, and the baby doesn't go in there. Maybe something like that. Yeah, but I thought that the whole point of the email was she doesn't feel safe in a house with a snake. Well, they've got to figure it out. Maybe he moves into a place. Where it has a backyard and there's a shed or something that you can keep it in? Build a shed. I say have the boa construct the shed. I like it. And then you're good to go. Or put the boa in the car with Mike. Yeah, let him drive. I'm good with that, too. I'm good with that, too. Drive around. I believe it was the great David Rascalhoff that a friend initially said. He won Johnny. Hey, how's it going? Good. Hey, I got a few things. Isn't it constrictor, not constrictor? Wait, what? Huh? Say again? Isn't it boa constrictor, not constrictor? That's ridiculous, sir. It's a boa constrictor. What they do is they grab a hold of their prey and they construct. And they construct until they just... Anyway, here's an idea for you. Go ahead. The deal is you can't deal with irrational fears. People...
Or like Mikey's scared of rats. I would not date a chick with a rat. I think that's a perfect example. Well, you wouldn't even consider it. Let me tell you something. Let's say I meet a girl at work and I think she's great. And over the course of a little time, I think she's great. I find out she's got a rat. Peace. Forget it. See y'all. Well, but here's the other thing. Don't you guys think this? Let me ask you. Don't snake people usually tell people they got snakes? In fact, don't they usually say, do you like snakes? Because it's such a weird animal. Well, that's what I was saying. She's, you know, I'm, I know we're making assumptions, but you know, she probably knew from the get-go he had a snake and he probably knew from the get-go she was uncomfortable with snakes. I'm going to make an assumption too. Here we go.
My assumption is, yeah, you're right. He did tell her. My assumption is she said, oh, yeah, it's fine. Mike, okay. Why are you assuming that she did it? Why the assumption that she did it? Oh. Well, so you're assuming that she started off this relationship being dishonest. She did. It's possible. Well, wait a minute. We don't know that. Wait a minute. We don't know that. She's writing us, telling us that she doesn't like snakes. She did. Otherwise, she would have told him from the beginning. Well, who says she did? Tell them from the beginning. Who said what? I don't even know. And they were just like, okay, well, we won't hang out around the snake. I don't even get it. Can you eat the snake? Is that a possibility to maybe, if he consumes the snake, maybe he feels like they're always together. P1 trivia. Are you into it? Yes, sir. Let's take a break, and when we come back, we'll play a little P1 trivia where somebody will win the opportunity to come into the studio. We'll be right back. The Mikey Show continues. Thank you for being big enough to laugh at yourself this morning. And the director of The Descent on March 14th, Doomsday. There's no system. Rules. No backup. There's such a thing as hell on Earth. That's it. You've ever imagined. Beauty. That's just for starters. You think? Yeah.
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Let's do it. All right, this is the way that we play P1 Trivia. You call us right now, 570-1053. And what you're going to do is, you are going to, first of all, we need a guy and a girl. You're competing for the chance to come into the studio on Friday. The winner will get to hang out the entire show long, get a backstage pass, get to hang out in the studio with us. And it's a pretty cool prize, and people really enjoy it. All you have to do is get the five points. First person to five points wins. You're going to be asked one, two, and three-point questions. Ones are easy. Threes are hard. Give us a call. 570-1053. Again, we're looking for a guy and a girl. Now, the key is that it helps if you've listened to The Mikey Show for any length of time. Yeah, a little bit. If you're new listening, this is probably...
Probably not the game for you. Because you just haven't been with us long enough to know our history, to know the little ins and outs. It's that kind of thing. I like a soap opera. You kind of got to... You got to watch. You got to watch regularly. Speaking of, I think I'm going to watch Lost at some point this week. Come on. I thought you were going to watch it this weekend. We got very behind. We got very behind. Quit teasing us. I know it. I know it. I really want to. 570-1053, did anybody watch Oprah's Big Give? No. No. I bet that show... I wonder if it's going to have any ratings or if it's going to suck. It's got to have ratings. You would think it has a built-in audience. It's got Oprah, right? Yeah. And she owns Planet Earth. That is accurate. And Mars. You'd think that she could just send the order out. Yeah. To the Martians and to the Earthlings. Yep. Watch the show. 570-1053, we're looking for a guy and a girl.
I'm going to do some stories until we are ready to go with this. One of the other things that I was going to tell you about was that The Game checked himself into jail last night. The rapper, The Game. Oh, The Game. That's crazy. The Game. Why did he do that, Sky? What's his deal? Well, he turned himself in to start serving his sentence. He recently pled no contest to felony charges of possession of a firearm in a school zone. Now, this all goes back to last February when he was doing this little pickup basketball game in South L.A. and allegedly got into a fist fight with another guy and allegedly went to his car to get a gun out and pulled out a gun. And then when it started going through the court proceedings, he ended up pleading no contest and was sentenced to 60 days in jail, 150 hours of community service, and three years probation. Oh, wow. So he turned himself in just before midnight last night to start serving his sentence. And then what's the deal with this thing in Texas where the girl...
It's the 16 year old girl and this mom and dad don't want her to be dating this guy. So the guy and the girl and two other people, two other people, their friends, try to kill the entire family. And they would have been successful. They would have been successful except that the father lived. Right? Yeah, the father was actually shot five times. What? And dragged, as this is the news, the description I'm reading, dragged his bloody body through the woods to a neighbor's house. Because I guess they lived in a very rural type of area in the woods. And went to the neighbor's house, you know, dragging himself all the way there. And they called 911. And he's the only survivor. The mother and the two sons, 8 and 13 years old, died. Unreal. So there's four people all being held on $1.5 million bond. So what's the ricin deal?
The poison in Las Vegas. What's the story with this? So when we went off the air on Friday, we touched on it briefly, but basically this really crazy poison, which is ricin, was found in this hotel room in Las Vegas. Was it Uncle Ben's? Yeah, was it Jerry Ricin? No, that's like rice. No, it says ricin. Yeah, so it was found in this hotel room. And then the dude, who I guess was staying in the hotel room, ended up in the hospital in critical condition in a coma. And so they weren't able to question him and find out what are you doing with this and i guess also after doing a more thorough search of the room they found a firearm and an anarchist type of textbook with the pages on rice and marked in there and so You know, the whole weekend the FBI has been investigating this, trying to figure it out. And I guess this guy actually grew up in La Mesa. He went to Helix High and then to Grossmont College and then moved away. One of his old friends who played football with him back in high school said that he used to be a hothead.
Oh, wow. He did say that. Starting to make sense. But said he had kind of calmed down, you know, once he got older, got into college and stuff. And then I guess he moved away. I guess he moved away and then moved back to town in 91 to care for his mother, but hasn't lived here for a long time. Most recently, he'd been living in Utah with his cousin. And so the FBI over the weekend was searching the place in Utah, trying to figure out. What was this guy attempting to do? Why did he have this poison? Where did he get it? So there's a lot of unknowns because the only guy with the actual answers is in critical condition in a coma. Yeah, I don't really understand. Like, how did they find him? And was he like, did he accidentally hurt himself with the poison? They still don't know exactly, you know, what's going on. You know, how he got sick either. They're still, you know, trying to piece everything together. Yeah. Victoria's Secret. What their CEO wants to do is tone down the company's image. She thinks that Victoria's Secret is being seen as too, I guess, sexy? Really? That's the word she used. No way. But isn't that what they are? Yeah. Well, she wants to change the image to not focus on the sexy, but on the quality of their products and return to more of a sophistication than, you know, an overly exotic sexy.
Yeah, but sex sells. Not according to their fourth quarter profits. Yeah, down 12%, and so they're trying to go a different way. Do you guys remember a day when Victoria's Secret was known not for being sexy, but for being real sophisticated? No. Their whole thing is... Well, it's going to be now. Sophistication. P1 Perry, are you there? Yes, I am. How old are you? I'm 23. And how long have you been listening to The Mikey Show? For about three years. All right, cool. That's good. Three years is a good amount. I know, right? Go me. Yep. You're going to be playing for the gals. And then, let's see, P1 Punisher. Punisher, are you there? This is P1 Hustler. I'm sorry about that, dude. Punisher, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. There we go. How old are you, bro? 28, and I'm actually P1 Gaby's husband. Okay. Oh, she was the one who won and was in here on Friday. Oh, cool. Yeah. Okay, and tell me your name again. Enrique. Enrique. There you go. Yeah, when she was in here, she was like, my husband's so jealous. He's the biggest P1. He actually turned me onto the show. How old are you, Enrique? 28. 28. And you've been listening how long? Since you were broadcasting from San Jose. Oh, dude. I've been listening for years.
That's crazy. That's a long time. Okay, you're probably going to do very well then here, Enrique. I hope so, man. Okay. Sky, who started first, girls or guys? Last time, the... Why am I so backwards? The guy started first last week. All right. So that means it's you, Perry. Perry, a one, two, or three-point question. I'll take a two. You got it. Your two-point question is, which member of the show talks about the website Kudzu? Oh, Jesus. Oh, God. I want to say Sky, but I'm kind of leaning towards Eddie. That is incorrect. Not Jesus, Eddie? The answer is Ashley. Yeah, Ashley says Kudzu rhymes with mud. Just a warm-up. I'm going to get it. Don't worry. All right. P1 Punisher. I'll take a two, Mikey. A two-pointer. You're going to stay safe. Your two-pointer is. Who's currently taking?
A writing class. I'm going to say it's Ashley. That is incorrect, Punisher. That's not correct. I am actually taking a writing class. Yeah, I haven't heard of that. Sorry. That's all right. That's all right. All right, P1 Perry? I'll do another two, Mike. Another two. What is the name of Ashley's ex-boyfriend? Soraya? Soraya is correct. No, that's not correct. Oh, it's not? No, his name is not Soraya. His name is Cereal. Yes, you know, like when you eat cereal in the morning. Cereal. That's right. P1 Mud. All right, P1 Punisher. Come on, guys. Get another two, but from her list, because I know both of hers. There you go. Your two-point question is...
Who won the toasting bit for Eddie's wedding that is on the best of CD? Great question. You should have that CD, dude. For real, bro. Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. Did you say what? Skye. It is. You man who should have won. I see. Yeah. I see. Queen of the toast. This is so deflating. I'm deflated, Mike. And I searched for so long for someone. It was Boston Rob. Ah, the Riz. It was Boston Rob. Of course I won that. I'm deflated, Mike. He went the funny route. Sky went the more serious, touching route. And listen, they were both very good, but you've got to get the best FCD to hear it. It is back over to you, Perry. Oh, God. Can I do number three? You got it. Now that she's warmed up. Okay. Here is your three-point question. What sound effect does Mikey tell Sean to never play again, but he always does? Oh, jeez. There's so many of them. No, there are. Oh, God. Jesus. Can you stop with the God and Jesus, please? Please?
I mean, do you... Do you listen to this show? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just... Sweetheart. Perry, it's okay. It's okay, Perry. It's just that I'm sensitive to hearing people use the Lord's name in vain. I am. I am. No, no, no. Fine. I'm just... Please, please help me out. Please. Please. Coming out of the record. Okay. Something like flirting. I know you get sensitive with those flirting bits. Why would you go for a three, my love, if you don't listen to the show? Eddie just mouthed something that I can't say. Eddie just mouthed something that I can't say. Eddie, Eddie wants me to take a break. Eddie wants me to take two breaks in a row? You want me to take two? We're off two days. Eddie's saying, we need to take two days off the air, is what Eddie's saying. Let's take two weeks. Eddie just said, let's take two weeks. I like it, Eddie. All right, the two of you, hang on the line. Please, hang on the line. I'm over it.
Let's take a break and come back and we'll give it another shot. You guys sound like whining little kids. This is the mic. So, last week you said it's been a little tense with Jill. Oh, yeah. You want to talk more about that? No. Yeah. Yes. I mean, it's been weird. I don't know. Oh? Yeah, I think it's my haircut. Your haircut? Yeah, I went to Supercuts and, you know, it just looks really, really good. It does look nice. See, Amy layered it this time and it's got a nice part and everything and I think girls are noticing and that is killing Jill. I see. Well, do you think it might be the fact that you've been out of work for six months and haven't even looked for a job? Whoa. No, I think it's the haircut.
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Who on the show... Mike's dying. Mike is dying. When it's time to change... Who on the show... Who on the show is known as the Google master? That's me. Sky. That is correct. There we go. On the board. High five. Finally. We got one. All right. P1 Perry. Yes. What would you like? A one, two, or three point question? a two, please. You got it. Who on the show went to rehab last year? That would be Ashley. That is correct. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Oh, my God. All right. Hang on a minute. P1 Punisher. P1 Punisher. You're going to do a three-pointer here. Come on, dude. All right. Here is your three-point question.
Who on the show was born on April Fool's Day? Eddie. That's incorrect. No, that is incorrect. Sean was actually born on April Fool's Day. For those of you scoring at home, April 8th. That's all. All gifts and cards. Eddie's birthday is April 8th. K-I-O-Z, care of. That is right. C slash O. Yes. Let's see. Perry? Yes. What would you like? A one, two, or three-pointer? I'll take a two. You want a two-pointer? Good girl. Your two-point question is, who is known for mumbling and not talking during the show? That is correct. All right. Now we're cooking with grease. Eddie, what is the score here? I don't keep score. Who keeps score? I do. Sky, what is the score? It's four to two. I see. Perry's in the lead. All right, Punisher, back over to you. I have to do a three, man. You want to do a three? I have to. You got it.
What is the name of the airline that Sky has been talking about lately? Virgin America. You got it. Oh, wow. That's it. That's it. P1. Our winner, P1 Punisher. That's right. That's right. Runs with mud. She got a bunch right in the second half. She can come in, too. Oh, amen. That's right. Thank the Lord. Amen. Perry, you come in. Punisher, you come in. You two P's. You P's. Oh, you rock. Thank you. You rocked my life. You rocked my life. You rocked my life. You know what I just found out about that chick that says that? Uh-huh. She's one of those, uh, she's one of those, uh, 9-11 conspiracy people. Oh, come on. She's like that. What, Norm? Who? That, uh, who? What? That Charlie Sheen. That's right. What's up, Norm MacDonald? She is Norm MacDonald. She's like that Charlie Sheen. Uh-huh. Yeah.
What is he, Norm? Oh, he's crazy. That's right. I'm speechless now. Thank you. Yeah, but she has a different take. I haven't heard this 9-11 take before. She, and this is before she won her award and stuff like that, she was talking about how You know, the Twin Towers were very out of date and it would cost a lot of money to like rewire them to make them, you know, be up to date electronically. And so it was easier for them just to crash the buildings and rebuild them than to try and rewire them. So they hired... Well, she doesn't go that far to speculate. To flight planes. She says it is funny. No, she says they didn't hire him. They asked for volunteers. Oh, of course. That's cool. She's smart. Who wants to crash? Thank you so much. That is kind of a dumb thing. That's different. Let's see. What else?
J-Lo and Mark Anthony announced their babies' names, although it is still unclear whether or not Jennifer Lopez is in fact pregnant. Oh, stop it. They have not released a statement saying that they are, but they do have names for their babies. Yeah, and it's the same names that they were rumored to have picked. Carl Edwards and Michael Turner. That is true. I like it. No, the baby boy is named Max and the girl is Emmy. I see. Well, congratulations to both of them. Wasn't Dr. Kenneth Noiswater? That was the first name they had, and then they decided against it at the last minute. That's right. eBay is auctioning off a date with Scarlett Johansson. Seth. And he immediately looked up. What? Well, Seth. Scarlett Johansson is going to go on a date with somebody, and she's going to give the money that they make from it to charity. What is the charity? It's called Oxfam, and they work to end global poverty, hunger, and social injustice. She's worked with this charity for years, and so you will, well, they have it listed. You win a date with her to the premiere of her upcoming movie, He's Just Not That Into You. I don't, something.
Yeah, but then I went on to read the small print, and what you get is you get two tickets to the premiere, a car service, you get a full makeover done, hair and makeup, and then you get a meet and greet with Scarlett Johansson. Is it only open to women? Right. No, it doesn't say that it's... So a guy gets makeup. If he wants it, I guess so. I mean, he probably gets like a male version. Yeah, but yeah, so a meet and greet is a lot different than a date. Oh, yeah. So a little false advertising. Yeah, that's not very cool. Yeah. Especially if that's what you're really, if you're really excited about it. Katherine Heigl wants out of her Grey's Anatomy contract. She says, well, she's very successful, she says. She is... Brutal. She says that she is very, very... She says she's very famous. No, she does not. She says that she is a movie star. Is this a direct quote? No. None of this is direct quotes. But she is making motion pictures, she says, and that's what she wants to focus on, and so she wants out of the little screen. I don't see anything wrong with that. Yep, but she has two years left on her contract, but she keeps begging producers to kill off her character so she can focus on movies. Oh, she doesn't want to do Grey's...
No, she wants out of the... That's what out of the contract means. She wants to be done with it. She doesn't want to do it anymore. She wants off the show. Out of the contract does not mean I want to do it sometimes. She wants off the show but still be on it, right? No, no. She'll still do it even though she's not doing it, right? That's right. I don't understand. I'm having issues here. That's right. The producers of the new Star Trek movie... Johnny. Talk about it. Uh-oh. Are really trying to keep things a secret. Mm-hmm. Yeah. But it's hard because people keep teleporting onto the set. Well, that does make it difficult. Yeah, so I guess, you know, when they're giving tours of the Paramount set, you know, where they're filming the new Star Trek is totally off limits. The actors are made when they're walking from, like, set to set. They have to wear full-length black robes to completely cover their costumes. We do, too, on this show. That's what we're wearing right now so that people can't tell. When they get driven around in the little golf carts on the set, same thing. The golf carts are all draped in, like, black curtains except for so the driver can see out. They have to sign confidence.
Conventionality agreements. And then, you know, Winona Ryder is part of the cast and she's a smoker. Keeps stealing the robes. So she always wanted to go out of the building to smoke and they didn't want it because they didn't want people to see her. They should set their phasers to who cares. So they built Winona a special 10 by 10 tent outside one of the, so she can have, it's like her own smoking tent. Wow, a smoking tent. Yeah, who doesn't have a smoking tent? smoking tent. That is ridiculous. It's an actual camping tent. She has to unzip it and crawl in. She gets really mad. Let's see. I think I've given out all the big stuff. 5701053 is our phone number beginning and end of every show. Open phone segment. Call in about anything you want and that's the way we roll at the beginning and end of every show. Yeah, yeah. We just go, you know what? Caution to the wind. Whatever you want. It's up to you. And that's that. We will take some open phones and we've got to get out of here. We're going to do a little show meeting. Oh, hello. It ain't show meeting, dude. It's show business. Right. Mikey Show. Hello. Hey, this is P1 Matt. What's up? Matt. Hey, I got a legitimate question for Sean. Go ahead.
Hey, Sean, really, I'm seriously, this furry thing, how do you get involved with that? Hello? Sean has his, he has his hand, he has his hand over his eyes. I'm not answering. Just go into any, like, gay porn website, you'll find stuff all over the place. It's not about that. I mean, for goodness sake. They advertise there. That ain't right. Sean, would you, Sean, would you like to answer this man's question? No, I would not. I would not. All right, so there you go, sir. I hope that helps. P1 Marcos. Hey, Sean, I just wanted to know if you got the memo also about Trek. The Trekkies are the ones that beat up the people that go to the Anthrocon shows. That's a joke that, like, Anthrocon people know. Mikey Show. Mikey Show, hello. Hello? Yes. Am I on? Yes, you are. Hey, hi. How's it going, guys? Good. Just wanted to call in. Every end of the show, I call in to say hi.
I love talking to you guys. I really don't get a chance to call in between segments. I want to call in, tell you guys, listen to you every day. Been in there in the studio, and I love it. I'm the one that asks how many times a P1 can win the P1 trivia. Why is Rob laughing? I don't know. No, because you just gave me a look. I was just looking at you. Yeah, but it was funny. I think you're handsome. Oh, no. Thank you, Nick. Does that answer your question? Yes, I hope that helps. Lovely and talented Missy is up next. Today on the show, on the Nooners, she's got a little something we call double shots. I hope you enjoy it, and we'll see you tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show is out.