The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 03/06/09
Friday, March 6, 2009
Daily Audio 2009KIOZRock 105.3
radio comedytwin baby namesChris Brown and Rihanna caseMichael Jackson concertscustomer responsibilitymarital email privacyNickelback programming debateATM ethicsPostal Service spendinghealthcare compromisecelebrity sentencingfaith and recovery
Mikey and the crew celebrated his twin-boy news and riffed on names while promoting Eddie's childhood-squirrel reenactment and the Eddie-Ashley 'Single Ladies' dance. Skye read the disturbing police account of Chris Brown's assault on Rihanna, and the group argued that his career should be over and that the lack of a no-contact order was alarming. The show turned everyday conflicts into comic debates over Michael Jackson tickets, Skye entering Boo's email, Shauna's Nickelback ban, a missing drill, and whether keeping extra ATM cash was theft. The hosts also challenged the Postal Service's purchase of an employee's mansion and Charles Barkley's shortened jail term, repeatedly returning to responsibility and privilege. Mikey then attacked Obama's healthcare compromise as a broken promise while Skye defended it as practical collaboration, before Mikey closed with a serious testimony about addiction, fatherhood, faith, and hope.
What happened, in order
Squirrel and Single Ladies
Eddie and Boston Rob recreated Eddie's childhood squirrel encounter with Rob in full squirrel makeup, while Ashley and Eddie launched a dance-party bit with an enthusiastic performance of Beyonce's 'Single Ladies.'
Twin Boy Name Battle
Mikey announced that he and Rebecca were expecting twin boys, then the crew debated Lucas, Christian, Anthony, and increasingly absurd paired names while Rebecca's rule against one-syllable names complicated every choice
Chris Brown Case
Skye reported Chris Brown's felony charges and the police account of his brutal assault on Rihanna, prompting the crew to argue that he could have killed her, deserved jail, and might have ended his career.
Michael Jackson Sellout Debate
Mikey doubted Michael Jackson could instantly sell all 170,000 seats across ten London shows, while Rebecca and the rest of the crew argued that his rarity, European popularity, and final-show billing made the concerts c
The Missing Drill
P1 Will demanded compensation after a repair shop lost the drill he had left there for more than a year, while Mikey and the crew challenged his missing receipt and his own responsibility for abandoning it so long.
Skye Reads Boo's Email
Skye admitted entering her husband Boo's email to delete an Amazon confirmation for his birthday gifts, and the crew pressed her over consent, marital privacy, and the extra message she read while inside.
Shauna Bans Nickelback
Program director Shauna said she would promote Papa Roach, Hinder, and Saving Abel but still refuse to play headliner Nickelback, sparking a funny argument with Mikey's brother Steve over catchy music, bad lyrics, and 'b
ATM Morality Test
Boston Rob claimed extra cash from a malfunctioning ATM was fair game because a machine made the mistake, while Mikey, Eddie, callers, and eventually Skye tested that logic against theft, human error, found money, and ba
Postal Service Mansion
The crew criticized the cash-strapped Postal Service for buying a transferred employee's 8,400-square-foot South Carolina home for $1.2 million without the price cap used by other agencies.
Obama Compromise Fight
Mikey framed Obama's willingness to compromise on healthcare as proof that his campaign promises were unrealistic, while Skye argued that consulting experts and changing tactics to reach the same goal was responsible rat
Barkley's Shortened Sentence
News that Charles Barkley's jail term had been reduced from five days to three revived the crew's argument over celebrity privilege, consistency in sentencing, and Boston Rob's own one-day jail experience.
Mikey's Testimony
Mikey closed by describing how faith helped him move beyond drinking, drugs, cruelty, despair, and the father he feared he might become, giving him a changed life and hope he wanted to share with struggling listeners.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkyeBoston RobAshleyRebeccaChris BrownRihannaMark GaragosMichael JacksonP1 WillBooShaunaSteve
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It's the Mikey Show. Open phone lines, 570-1053 is the number. Love to hear from you. Give us a call. Text us. Text Mikey at gmail.com. Let's get this sucker going. Five people on the Mikey Show, and they are as follows. Myself, I'm the host, Mikey. Then there's Eddie, my best friend of over 20 years. There is Skye. She is our news girl. She is rocking a headband and looking. Pretty good looking, I'm going to be honest with you. CPR. A man is capable of saying to his friend that she looks nice without his other friends yelling out CPR. That is possible. Ashley got her her did, and that looks real good. She got her hers did, and it looks nice. What did you do, Ash? Did you get a little cut there, right? Cut a little color. Crazy.
Boston Rob, you know, he got a little color, so he looks just gorgeous. And a couple of things right off the bat before we jump into the details about Chris Brown that are out. I need him. And before we jump into the planes that clipped each other in San Diego. What? Okay, so we're going to be getting into that. Just a couple of quick things. Two of the most hysterical things in the world are at MikeyShow.com at this moment. Dude. I laughed. I laughed out loud so hard. And we have guests in the studio, least of which is Hall of Famer P1 Danny. Whoa. Danny, did you see the dance party? Oh, dude. Bianca did. Bianca did. Dude. She was impressed. Did you see the squirrel reenact? I'm waiting for that. Dude. I'm waiting for that. Oh, it's up there now. It's looking good.
Go to MikeyShow.com. Eddie and Rob filmed the reenactment of Eddie and the Squirrel from when Eddie was a kid. One of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. Well, I have to say that it's not an actual reenactment. I mean, I understand it's kind of a parody, which, you know, once I kind of wrapped my mind around that, I was able to film it. But it's pretty close to what happened. It's pretty close. The only thing that is false is the bike. The pink girl bike. That's the only thing. Because it was a pink 10 speed. Yes, it wasn't a beach cruiser. It was a pink 10 speed. It was pink, Rob. I don't know. I wasn't on Miller app that day. And please don't miss this because Rob is dressed as a squirrel with face paint. Dead on. Dead on. Face paint's fantastic.
And then there is the Ashley dance party, which will be a new feature on the Mikey show where Ashley will go throughout the building here at Clear Channel and grab somebody and take them to dance. It's good for you. And but yesterday was a special treat. Yesterday's was a little bit different. Yesterday's the the sort of pioneer episode, the pilot, as it were, the thing that sold the network is Eddie. And Ashley dancing to Single Ladies by Beyonce. You're welcome. You're welcome. It's really good. It's one of the most fantastic things my eyes have ever seen. I watched it again and again and again. We've mastered it. We've mastered the Beyonce dance. I'm going to submit that video to the competition she's having looking for best imitation of her video. Oh, really? Yeah. You better believe it. It's so good. On a scale of 1 to 10, it's a 10. Oh, wow. I've never in my life seen Eddie's hips move like that. Oh, yeah. Like, his hips don't lie. Eddie's hips don't lie. And I love it. No. You know what I mean? No. I have a torn groin now. You do? Dude, your hips don't even fib, you know? They don't even white lie. They don't even white lie. They just get out there and they get it.
I can't help it. The music just takes over at some point. It does. We're going to be discussing the Chris Brown details momentarily because the details have come out about that night. And also the Southwest Plains that clipped each other in San Diego. 570-1053. Open call in. Call us right now. And text us. Text Mikey at gmail.com. We need to address my facial hair. I love it. I think we just need to ignore it. Oh, no. I love it. Poor Skye. Eddie. It's too much today. Eddie wrote me and he said. Skye. Eddie wrote me. Not good with change. So dramatic. Skye is not good with change. Very dramatic. I'm not. I'm not. Very hard. She's not good with it. It's hard on everyone. And Eddie wrote me and he said, Skye will not speak to you all day. Oh, no. It's a toughie. That's the truth. This thing happens where even when she kind of glances over here, she looks away real quick. It's hard for her. I can't. Change is very difficult for her. She's not even looking at you right now. The more you look at it, the more you'll be used to it. It freaks her out. It freaks her out. Ashley really liked it, thought it made me look more handsome. Instantly loved it. Looks great. Yeah. My wife, I sent her a picture of it.
She wasn't awake when I left, so I took a picture of my face with my cell phone and I mailed it to her to see what she thought. She says, wow, hon, looks good. You look so different. How come you shaved it? The answer to that is, I don't know. I'm just playing around with my face. Wow. You know? And, you know, I lost a couple of... pounds and I want to, yeah, I've lost some LBs and I want to, you know, experiment with my face. You're looking real good, Mike. You got the tan going on. You're getting real lean. You got your Tommy Bahama t-shirt and this new flavor saver goatee. You look good. Wow. Wow. And that's the truth. She's really something else. I mean, it was so complimentary and then she got to the Tommy Bahama. She says, she says, you got your Tommy Bahama t-shirts. I don't have any. Forget it. That's the point. And then, okay, one more thing and then we're getting to it. Before you do that, you got something on your screen. Shut up. Whatever. Whatever. Is it colder? No, but man, does it feel, it is a little colder. No, you're right. And it, man, does it feel weird. When I did that, dude, it was freezing. Like I wanted to put a little like beanie hat on my chin. I've had a goatee since early.
I've had a goatee for over 10 years. Over 10 years. Me too. And so to have my chin exposed is really weird. But I'm clean shaven except for this little bit of hair right under my bottom lip. Yeah, you got something right there. Yeah, yeah. I might take that off just to freak Sky out even more. No, I can't. Okay, Sky, what do you want me to do? If I do grow something back, do you want full goatee back or just are you okay with just the bottom part of the goatee being back? And I'll do this to make you more comfortable. I'll cover it. What should I do? Just mustache. No Santa Mike. Handlebar mustache. No, just mustache. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it. Do the helmet. It's up to you. Like if I were to describe you to a sketch artist, it would be the full goatee. Like that's how I, you know, that's how I describe you to a sketch artist. But I did get used to just the bottom part. So I could handle that. You can handle just the bottom part without the mustache. It's all a little much. But if it were up to you and you like your mic like you like your mic, how would it be? With full goatee? Yes. That is the mic I know.
And that is the mic I know. Those are special words for special days. I reserve those words for the days that you're at your rock bottom and telling me that you're about to enter rehab and I'm holding you in my arms because you're shaking from sobbing so hard. At that point. I will tell you that I love you. Maybe. Maybe. And one time when I slipped up. Two times total. Two times total. Okay. And then the other thing is that we found out yesterday that we are having two boys. I know. Did anybody say two boys? I did. So pay up. Rob, you did? You said two girls, right, Ash? I said two girls. Yeah. I said it in my head a few times. I'm sorry, Rebecca. We thought boy and girl. We thought boy and girl. She needs more estrogen in that house. My mom had three boys. It's like this Barza household all over again, man. Go for five. One more boy. Oh, my gosh. Two boys. Two boys. So do you have the names? Are we settled on their names? No. They only came up with one boy name. We only came up with one boy name, and we can't agree.
We can't agree. We talked about it last night. But are we settled again on Luke? Is Luke back in the... Lucas, and I'll call him Luke. I like that a lot. And I haven't told her this, but I want it to be spelled with a K. I want it to be L-U-K-A-S. Oh. Haven't said that to her. What are you, crazy? Luke. Controversy. Oh, I know. I know she will not probably like that. It's a good name. One of my best friends named Lucas. With a K? Mm-mm. Yeah. But when you spell Luke with a K. You call him Luke? Or you call him Lucas. Yeah, I call him Ludog. Yeah? Well, we ain't calling him Ludog. Well, I call you something Ludog. Someone has to. So she made a statement about what she thinks about the new name that we have to come up with. Oh, no. She's very firm on something. Which I'm like, oh, what do I do with that? Because I really like the strong names with one syllable. Jake. I like Jake. You know? And so she... relented and said, okay, we name him. And I told her, I want something from the Bible. First time around, Jacob. So we call him Jake. This time around, Rebecca said, I have to tell you, I do not want a one syllable name. I don't want it. Phineas. Maximilian. Yes. These are all good names. So she's throwing out these names and I am vetoing. Like what?
Nathan. Oh, Nate. I'm not crazy about Nate, though. This one I really didn't like. Cameron. That's like a chick, Nate. That's what I told her. I said no to Cameron. And so, you know, we're not agreeing. And then I said, what about Joshua? She goes, I don't like Josh. Can't agree. So anyway. If you're having twins, it should rhyme like Luke and Duke. Oh, yeah. Name them Duke. Duke. Oh, yeah. Or Bo. Walker. Then you have Bo and Luke. Walker and Texas Ranger. She says no single syllable. It can't be. It can't be. Explain to her the Dukes of Hazzard. Have her watch it. Yeah, Lucas, she's fine with that. She likes Lucas. Oh, so she would want you to call him Lucas. But this other boy name that we got to come up with, she wants it to be more than one syllable. Skywalker.
Oh, there it is. Skywalker. Luke and Skywalker. Yes. That's huge. I'm fine with that. I like it. And then when you guys... George Michael. What about George Michael? That's catchy. And the other one, Wham. Yes. What about Andrew? Andrew. No, because she will be concerned that they will call him Andy. What about the name Christian? What do you guys think of that name? I like that name. And then call him Chris? No, she said that's her thing. She said no calling him Chris. I really like the name Christian. She said it must be Christian. Must be two syllables. We got Jake, we got Luke, and then we got Christian. See, it's this other one's name. This new boy that we found out about. More than one syllable. She's going to be concerned about what he gets. Oh, by the way. You know what her favorite name is that I vetoed? Justin. I said no. I like Justin. Don't like it. No offense, Justin. Okay.
So anyway, we'll discuss that later. Let's get to this stuff, okay? No, we're figuring it out now. And I need to figure it out. I sent her another suggestion this morning, and we'll see what she thinks about it. I sent her the suggestion, Anthony. Anthony. Tony. I like it. Hey, Tony. Hey, Tony. You know, we won't call him anything else. It's just be Anthony. Anthony. Anthony. Hey, Anthony. Anthony, how you doing? How you doing? Come here. Hey, I think I broke my nose, man. Stick your fingers up my nose and find out if it's broken, all right? I'm not sure if it's broke. Rocky. Or not. Chris Brown details. What are we hearing, Sky? This is... Oh, no. What do we know? Okay, I'll try and, you know, break it down and summarize it as much as I can. But Chris Brown was in court yesterday with his attorney, Mark Garagos, and was charged with two felony counts, one count of assault and one count of making criminal threats, all in regards to his alleged assault against girlfriend Rihanna back in the early morning hours of February the 8th. So if he's sentenced, he could get anything from probation to up to close to five years in prison. Wow.
So first of all, the judge ordered him not to annoy, harass, molest, threaten, or use force or violence against anyone until they're, you know. Does it make a difference that she's like, oh, I don't care? Well, and then the next thing is, is the judge asked Rihanna's lawyer if she would like a no contact order, meaning that Chris Brown could have no contact with her. And Rihanna's lawyer says that my client does not request such an order to be issued. So here are the details of how it went down that early morning, February the 8th. Well, what do we think that's about, by the way? The lawyer saying, no, my client doesn't request that. They're hanging out. Yeah, they have been. They're hanging out, right? Yes, of course. Do we know for sure they've been hanging out? Well, they were rumored to be spending time together at Diddy's place in Florida. And then they were both seen arriving at the airport, walking out separately, but within minutes of each other when they returned to Los Angeles. Well, that is not because that's not a coincidence. Right. Police. Police. Two words. Yeah.
Okay, so they were leaving this Grammy party the night before the Grammys, and Chris Brown was driving, and Rihanna picked up his cell phone and saw on there a three-page text message from a woman that Chris Brown had previously had a sexual relationship with. A verbal argument started. Chris Brown pulled the car over and then with his right hand opened the car door and attempted to force her out of the car. She was wearing a seatbelt at the time, so he wasn't able to push her out of the car like he was trying to. He then, the door was closed. He then took his right hand. Now, hang on. Let's pause for a second. Okay. Because this is difficult to do. Let me tell you why. From what I understand, they were driving a rented Lambo. And a Lamborghini has what they call gull wings. So the door opens straight up. It doesn't open out. It opens straight up. Sick. You know what I mean? Yeah. Which is pretty awesome. Back to the future. Yeah. So I don't really know. How he was, I mean, he was obviously, but dude, I mean, he was probably getting frustrated because he couldn't do it. Yeah, this is all according to the police statements. So then the door was closed again because he couldn't get her out because she was wearing the seatbelt. He then took his right hand and shoved her head against the passenger window of the car. She then turned her face towards him. He then punched her in the left eye with his right hand and drove away. As he was driving, he continued to punch her in the face. The assault caused her mouth to fill with blood.
and blood to splatter all over her clothes and the inside of the car. He looked at her and said, I'm going to beat the S out of you when we get home. You wait and see. She then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant, who did not answer the phone. But she pretended her assistant answered the phone and pretended to tell her assistant, I'm on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there. She then hangs up. Chris Brown looks at her and said, you just did the stupidest thing ever. Now I'm really going to kill you. He then started to punch her again. She then attempted to send text message to another assistant. He took her cell phone and threw it out the window of the car. He continued to drive. She said she could feel the car swerving. Let's see. He pulled her face close to him and bit her on the left ear. He then stopped the car. She grabbed the keys, turned the engine, and sat on the keys. At that point, he didn't know where she had put the keys and began punching her in the face and arms. He then put her in a headlock, cutting off her oxygen, making it so she was unable to breathe, and she began to lose consciousness. You know what? He's lucky he didn't kill her. This is insane. She then reached up with her hand and began attempting to gouge at his eyes to try and free herself.
He then bit her ring finger and middle finger and ended up releasing her from the headlock. He then continued to punch her, placing her back against the passenger door. She put her knees to her chest, and then he was punching her legs as she tried to push against him with her legs and her feet. She was screaming for help, and at that point, Chris Brown got out of the car and walked away, and that's when witnesses in the neighborhood called 911. Where are they at this point? They're just pulled over on an unknown street because he had come to a stop and that's when she pulled the keys out of the car. And that's the only reason that the driving didn't continue because she had pulled the keys out of the car and like sat on him and he didn't know where she had put the keys. He's like he didn't kill her. Yeah, dude. I mean, because all that. Yeah, dude. That dude needs like that. That ain't normal. That's why it's felony. Oh, yeah. So he could be going. He could be facing a probably pretty. See you later. Yeah, yeah. And you got to add on top of it that a judge, depending on who the judge is, may say, I'm going to use this as an example to anybody that wants to hit a woman because he's high profile and I'm going to give him the maximum sentence. That is gnarly.
So again, the judge said, you know, you cannot harass or threaten or use violence against anyone. But Rihanna did not request the no contact order. How much was his bail? I believe it was $50,000. Question. Was that statement Rihanna's statement or was it the police statement based on both Rihanna and Chris's side of the story? Or do you know? I don't know, but I'm assuming this was the statement Rihanna gave the police right after the incident. Because I don't see why Chris would say any of this stuff to the police. Right, obviously. Does this end his career? Oh, yeah. Is he done? He should be. Yeah. He should be. You mean when he gets out of jail, you mean? Yeah, everything. Yeah. He's done, right? Yeah. Because, I mean, how did he come back from that? I don't think you can. That's crazy. Yeah. I mean, here's the difference. I don't think that Ike Turner, I don't know if we knew the details of what Ike Turner did with Tina Turner, if we knew the details like this. That is so sad. Sad, sad, sad. And I don't think that there's any of us that are not in complete shock. Yeah, that's a lot worse than I thought. A lot worse than I thought. About a billion times worse.
570-1053 is our phone number. Text Mikey at gmail.com. Let's see. Mikey, it sounds like drugs or alcohol may have been involved. I don't know. They haven't said anything about drugs or alcohol, have they? Mm-mm. Yeah. Let's see. 570-1053. Text us. Text Mikey at gmail.com. P1 Rob. Hey, Mikey. What's up? Hey. I was involved in a similar incident, but it wasn't as severe as this case. I was in an argument with my girlfriend, and the fact that they have not put a no-contact order on this is just amazing. After the OJ incident, the state of California, they really cracked down, and as far as an altercation like that or something,
you know, as minimal as a shouting argument, you know, they slapped a no-contact order onto me and my girlfriend, and it's just amazing that they're allowed to still see each other. I mean, he's going to end up killing this girl. You know, it's just crazy. I don't know. I think he's going to prison, if you ask me. Well, really, I'm sure it depends on his record and stuff, but, you know, it's amazing that they're going to allow to see each other. I mean, I've... got into a verbal argument and i had to fight and go to court and plead my way into being able to see my girlfriend you know and and it's all working out now but this this case this is amazing i mean what a what a horrible situation for this girl to be in yeah because you would think that the judge would want to have that no contact order because if they're having contact and if they're hanging out
How is she expected to testify against him? Will she? I mean, at this point, is she even going to testify? It doesn't seem like it if they're hanging out, spending time together. Where does somebody have that happen, get back together with them, then go into a courtroom and say, oh, yeah. Right. How do those add up? It's all going to be based on police statements. And that's my question, too. If Rihanna doesn't testify and if she even is, like, not pressing charges or anything, would he still get that potentially, like, five-year jail sentence? No. Would it matter? I don't know. This is amazing to me. Hey, thanks for the call, man. Appreciate it. No problem. Thank you. P1 Word Nerd is on the line. What's up, dude? Thanks, Mike. So, I wonder if any of his ex-girlfriends are going to speak out about... this ever happening to them because a guy who does something like this, normally it's not like a freak thing. A guy can't control his temper like that. He's probably gone over the line before. Yeah, I think that's definitely, you know, it's kind of hard to believe that this would be the first incident, but I don't want to speculate because I don't know. Yeah, there are friends of hers that have been in contact with her that said that, you know, in the past they'd see bruises on her, but she'd make excuses. No.
That's the thing. It's like with those to catch a predator shows where the guy is like that one guy that, you know, drives out to the house. He's there. He's got the condoms. He's got the alcohol. And then he's like, oh, this is my first time. Right. It's like you're not going that far and that in depth with everything on a first time. And that's just like, you know, stats and percentages, you know, and that's like just what studies have shown. You know, first time people aren't going jumping all the way in. Can I make one more comment? Yeah. Ashley, I watched your show with Taylor Hicks. Yeah. You are hilarious. It was phenomenal. Thank you. Yes, the Ashley after show where she interviews Taylor Hicks. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. I love him. It's fantastic. You got to go to MikeyShow.com and check all this stuff out. I got a list of the top foods people love or hate. And I'll tell you what they are when we come back.
There's a lot on the show today. I'm just going to tell you right now. There's a lot on the show today. We're going to be doing Ask the Oracle. There's just a lot of stuff going on. We got a lot of different food coming in here today and going on. So, Brian Regan in the Stand-Up Spotlight. Stand-Up Spotlight on Rock 105.3. The lamest crime is loitering. Loitering. Can you imagine a guy with a 30-page rap sheet? That's all it says on there? Loitering, loitering, loitering, loitering, loitering. Loitering, loitering, loitering. This guy's got nowhere to go. Loitering, loitering, loitering. What do you do with a guy like that? Throw him in jail where he can't go anywhere? Loitering. Is something really a crime when it's remedied as easily as, all right, move along. And on the other end of the spectrum, I think the most horrible name for a crime has to be manslaughter. Damn. Can you please change the terminology? Can anything conjure up anything more hideous? So what are you in for? Manslaughter!
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First, some text messages about the Rihanna deal, the Chris Brown-Rihanna deal. Mikey, let's be honest. This punk won't get any time. Anger management classes, domestic abuse classes, and probation is probably what he'll get. Oh, I hope not. Rihanna will go back to him because it's what abused people do. That's P1 Vodka. Some of the other text messages that we're getting. Prison. And not selling any more records. Are you kidding? He has street cred. Which, who knows, man. Maybe that is what it turns into. Let's see. He's not like a gangster rapper. I would look at that maybe if he was a gangster rap guy. But he's kind of a pop artist. Gangster. That's right. Okay, Eddie. Let's not be that way right now. P1JG says, could it have been the way that he was brought up? I think it definitely was the way that he was brought up. Doesn't make it okay. But from what we know about Chris Brown, he comes from an abusive home. So anyway, you can text us if you want to. Text Mikey at gmail.com. Text Mikey at gmail.com. So what happened with these Southwest planes, Sky?
Oh, this is weird. Okay, so this was yesterday at Lindbergh Field about 345 in the afternoon. And both planes were on the ground. And I guess one of the planes was, you know, backing out of its spot, if you will. And the wingtip of one of the jets clipped the tail of another jet that was, you know, driving around on the, I don't know if you call that the runway or the tarmac. So the wingtip clipped the tail of another jet. It's the hoof. The paw. The paw. Yeah. So both planes were taken out of service. One plane was headed to Kansas City. The other one was going to San Francisco. And so everybody was taken off the plane and put on new planes. And, you know, they wanted to make clear that these aircraft were not under FAA air traffic controllers direction at the time. They were just kind of backing out of their spot. All willy-nilly? They were racing. I think that's the deal, that when a plane pulls out, it's the guys on the ground with the batons that are kind of guiding them out. The flaming batons. The flaming batons. Usually, they're batons that each end is on fire, and they flip them, right? Yeah, it's really pretty. But they get them out to the runway, and I think then the FAA takes over. Yeah, so luckily nobody was hurt, but kind of scary, and some injury, some stuff.
did happen to the plane, some damage to the plane. Yeah, my back is hurting me. You were not on that one of those deals. My neck. That's not true. It's tightening up. You know, this is, can you imagine being one of those people and how long it may have taken to get to San Francisco or Kansas City? Forever. Brutal. Hopefully you don't have a connecting flight. I know it. There's a cop on the line, P1 Fries. What's up? Hey, how you doing? What's up, dude? Not too much. Oh, wait, I said not too much. He said, how are you doing? Yeah, so how are you doing? I'm doing great. Okay, good. And, boy, that was a weird moment, you know, when somebody says, how are you doing? That's the worst. I love this. Not so much. Yeah, whatever. Great. You go. What's up? The way it works in domestic violence cases is if it's a misdemeanor, a lot of times the city attorney will not move forward with a case if they don't have victim cooperation. And that's usually when there's, you know, first time or second time offenses. But when it's a felony case, the state is the victim. And a lot of times they will pick up the case and move forward even without victim cooperation. So if it's a felony, the state's going to do something about it. Good. There it is. Depending on the severity of the case. I mean, what qualifies for a felony is a simple injury that's visible. So, you know, everything from.
you know, a small bruise to what happened in her case. So that's obviously on the extreme end of the spectrum. So a lot of the times when it's on the extreme end like that, the case will move forward. Yeah, that ain't looking good for Chris Brown. He's probably going to, I mean, I think he's going to do prison time, but then I hear this other stuff and I go, yeah, that sounds about right too for a star, a celebrity getting out of it by doing some kind of community service or some of that stuff, which isn't fair. That'd be tough. You know, and without a history, a criminal history, you won't do state prison time, per se, on a first-time offense. You'll do local time on a felony charge in county jail. So he may be going to jail for a while in Los Angeles. Yeah, you may get, you know, 365. What's that, 365? A year? Yeah, one year. Okay, got it. Why don't they just say a year? Seems like it'd be easier. Yeah, it'd be easier. 365 almost seems like it takes more time to say. More numbers, you know what I mean? Hey, dude, I appreciate the call. That explains a lot. Yeah, it's interesting. No problem. Thank you, brother. I got a list of the top foods, or Sky has a list of the top foods people love or hate. That's right.
Let me explain. These are foods that people are kind of polarized on. Either you love this food. Either you love this food or you hate this food. Got it. Mayonnaise. I hate it. Yep. Number nine is mayo. Really? Skye, where do you stand with mayo? We should eradicate it. Where do you stand with mayo, Skye? I was a mayo hater for a long time. Don't you do it. I can't smell it, but I can do like a thin layer of it. But I would prefer something else. Like if I have avocado on a sandwich, I won't put mayo. Or on a burger, I would prefer to put Thousand Island than mayo. I love mayonnaise. Eddie, you love it, right? I love mayonnaise. I love mayo. Hate it. Rob hates it. Hate it, hate it, hate it. Ash? It's all right. I prefer no mayo. You say no mayo? If I do use mayo, then I do the light mayo. Yeah. Okay. Gross. Cilantro. Cilantro is number two. Oh, wow. Some people like the flavor. Some people think it's soapy, rotten. Yeah, it tastes like soap to me. My mom, it tastes like soap, too. Does cilantro taste like soap to anybody else here? Me. I love it. You, it does, too? Is there anything? Because parsley kind of tastes like soap to me, too. Yeah, I don't like parsley. Gross. Yeah. Gross. Yeah, these are things I don't like. Blue cheese. Me, too. Mushrooms. Yeah, blue cheese, I bet. Yes, Ashley, number eight is stinky cheeses.
Now, Skye is out on stinky cheeses. However, she makes an exception for Gouda. Or is it Gouda? Gorgonzola. Gorgonzola. I do not. Even though she says. Loves it. That's right. Oh, she loves it. I do not love it. Skye. You do love it. You do this thing where you will say that a cheese that isn't stinky, you will classify it as stinky. You'll be like, that's a stinky cheese. Oh, like goat cheese? Yeah, that's a stinky cheese. It's not a stinky cheese. It's a nice, soft, delicious cheese. Whatever. So ridiculous. Onions. Avocado. Oh, yeah. Onions, I bet. Mushrooms. Bell peppers. No? No. Fish. Bell peppers are on here. Well, yeah, of course. Number 10, bell peppers. Eddie hates them. Yeah. One food I hate. Broccoli. Asparagus. Yeah, Brussels sprouts. Garlic. Tofu. Spinach. Tuna. Tutti frutti. Fruit loops. Halibut. Yogurt. Oh, yogurt. Ew, yogurt. Egg. Melon. Egg. Some sort of melon. Watermelon. Melon. No melon. Milk. I love melons. P1 Chris has this gross thing I didn't even know about. What's the deal with this, Chris? P1 Chris. Oh, hi. Hi. Actually, there is something in Japan called a mayonnaise bar. Ew. What the heck? Can you guys believe that? There's a place. Ew. What is it? It tastes like mayonnaise?
Yes, everything is mayonnaise. Mayonnaise, milkshakes, mayonnaise, ice cream. Oh, that's gross. Is there a sweetness to it or is it just mayonnaise? It's just mayonnaise. You go away. That's pretty disgusting. That's pretty disgusting. Thank you. We're getting text messages. What about mustard or pickles? Almonds. Mustard should be on there. Catch up. I love it. I love it. Tomatoes. Barbecue sauce. Nuts. Chowder. French toast. Waffles. What? Eggs. What about melons? I said eggs. Sorry. Get on the boat. No. Melons. Melons. Melons. Like melons. Big, juicy melons. All right, weirdos. What else? Meat. What about like... Cantaloupe. Mike doesn't like cantaloupe. Salami. Oh, salamis. Salamis. Salamis. Is that on there, Sky? Oh, proskudo. Pinotaur. Pepperoncinis. Pinotaur. Is that on there? No. Pepperoncinis, Sky. Pinotaur. Of course. Jellet. Milk. Preserves. No. Wheaties. I love wheaties. Corn. I love wheaties. I give up. Baby coins. I love baby coins. Okay, Rob.
Now he's just saying stuff he likes. I love baby corn. I love those things. And I eat them like they're big corns. What are you, Tom Hanks? Okay. All right. Number 11 is beets. Beets. I knew it. I like them. Those are the red things, right? Yeah. Never had one. Oh, dude. At Pat and Oscar's, their Greek salad, I love the beets. Oh, I take them off. Oh, I take all of Rebecca's. That's what a beet is. Tastes delicious. No. Okay. Number seven, black licorice. Oh, disgusting. Nobody likes them. Horrific. I like it. Are you serious? Yeah, yeah. You have a problem. Oh, Sky, that adds such a medicine flavor. Well, I grew up, I was given felon. No, fennel. You were given a felony as a child? What did you do? He was growing weed. Fennel was like a dessert food that was served in my house. It tastes like black licorice. Rob, you must like black licorice, right? Uh-uh. You do not? No. Because you said that you love the taste of NyQuil. NyQuil. It's different. We should have a taste test. No, we shouldn't. Hate licorice. Just let me get a NyQuil buzz. What's wrong with that? Number six should have been obvious. What? Anchovies. Of course. I don't think that there's a lot of people that like anchovies, really. I mean, how do you... I love anchovies. You do? No. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Yeah.
Prove it. Now, you like them and I like them when they're like melted into a recipe and I don't know they're there. Yeah. But do you like them like on a pizza? I would. You know, I don't order it like that, but I would eat it. You would? Yeah, because I like anchovies. Make them prove it. Oh, dude. Anchovies are. I'm not going to eat them out of the can or anything. Yuck. Yuck. Oh, my gosh. Shauna's kid is on television. Oh. Shauna's kid. Jameson? Yeah, Jameson. They just showed Jameson on TV. Wow. Oh, my gosh, because it's his birthday on TV, you know, on the one-year birthday they show a few weeks ago. This is Taneya Breon-Smith from San Diego, and her first birthday was February 22nd. And next up, Jameson DeForest Ford. His big day was earlier this week on Monday. Happy birthday to you, Jameson. And that's fantastic. That's super cute. That is Shauna's kid. That's awesome. They just showed them on TV. That's crazy. That's really cool. Okay, number five, tomatoes. I said tomatoes. Tomatoes? We did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about liver? Or fava beans? Or Chianti? Ooh, I like them all. Number four is coconut. Yeah, I can see that. I love coconut. I do too. Makes me sick, but I love it. Oh, love it. Number three, eggplant. Ew. I'm all right with it. I can't eat eggplant.
I like it in Chinese. Consistency is weird. See, I don't like it in Italian, but I like it in Chinese. So I like it nice and smooshy and gushy. I don't like it when it's... Think about that next time you guys eat it. Is brains on the list? And the number one, I don't know who hates on this, white chocolate. Anybody not like it? I love white chocolate. I love it. There are people that don't like white chocolate. I don't really know the difference between white chocolate and chocolate. I mean, is it that big a deal? I mean, it's not that really different. White chocolate's not actually chocolate. And there's a huge difference. Think about it. Can I tell you guys about Mikey Show Live? Can I tell you about Mikey Show Live? You know how we had Boston Rob and...
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Yes, exactly. Just two syllables. And that turns into T. Yeah. And then T-Pain, so it's a natural evolution. And then T-I. And then T-I. It's a natural evolution that she wants to avoid. Okay, so Seinfeld cast, they're going to reunite. And Skye, how is this happening? Well, the four main characters from Seinfeld are going to be doing a couple different shows for Curb Your Enthusiasm. So it'll be like, yeah, which is so cool. So it'll be a couple shows out of the seventh season. They'll be part of a series and they'll be playing themselves, of course. If you've never heard of Kirby Enthusiasm, it's on HBO and it's made by the creator of Seinfeld or one of the co-creators of Seinfeld, Larry David. And it's funny. He's very funny. Do we have Jerry? For a comment? Jerry Seinfeld? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jerry Seinfeld's actually here and can give us a comment on... Did Jerry go deaf? No, man. No, no, no. Why can't you understand Jerry? Give her one more shot, Jerry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Try one more time, Jerry. I don't get it. See, here's the deal. I'm going to explain it. I'll explain it. Because I don't get it. Yeah, here's the deal. What's up?
It's more of a caricature of Seinfeld. It sounds like Seinfeld, but it's not like the dead-on kind. It doesn't sound like Seinfeld. That's like reminiscent of Seinfeld. You know how Craig does a dead-on impression of Tracy Morgan and Sam Kinison, and hers is more like... Hers is just like Will Ferrell's President Bush. No, it isn't. Just like that. It's just like that. Thank you, Mike. It's just like that. Thank you, Mike. You know what I mean? It's like the funny version. Yes. You guys. That's the deal with that. That's it. Now. Oh, yeah. Now, with the top sports stories of the day, it's the Sports Dirt with Eddie. Man, did A-Rod's year just get even worse. What? What happened? Well, it turns out A-Rod has a torn labrum and a cyst in his hip that is going to require surgery. Steroids. Wow, kicking a guy when he's down. Steroids. Now, here's the deal. I heard dirty needles create cysts. He's saying this. He's saying this. Because they say that if you take steroids, it could cause health problems. Oh, and wait, what is a cyst and a hip problem?
Is that a health problem? No, we don't know. Direct relation. We don't know. It's related. We don't know. Hit the hammer. Stop it. Case closed. If he has surgery, he's going to miss up to four months of the season, which is crazy. Dude. Here's his agent, Scott Boris, talking about his injury. Well, actually, I just spoke with Alex and Brian Cashman and Randy Levine and Hal Steinbrenner, and he's not going to be able to play in the WBC. And he is being evaluated currently. He had the cyst aspirated today. No, they're watching Intervention. And we're going to take a few days, have some more x-rays after the aspiration of the cyst. See, and I thought they were at like one of those little kids. Like a lounge. Yeah, like either a lounge. I thought they were in an elevator. Yeah, maybe an elevator. No, he's in front of a baseball stadium. That's it. It was one of the two. I think it's clear that he has a torn labrum in his hip. You know what's cool is that that isn't distracting even a little bit. That's the cool part about it. And there's no I in labrum. Yeah, so why is he doing that?
What is that? Can you tell what it is? It's the stadium announcer. Time will be, if any, is something that his doctor and the team and I will have to sit down and discuss. Thank you, Scott. Don't know what you said, but I appreciate you. So I got to ask, is this good or bad for A-Rod? Is this going to be good that he's going to be out of the limelight? Or is it worse that, you know... When you think about everything that he's going through, you know... Like, with all the stuff swirling around him right now, does this, if you're A-Rod, is this better for you, or does it make you look worse? Like, I don't know, man. I mean, I can kind of see both. Well, yeah, I mean, I think it's worse for him in the short term, but maybe better for him in the long run. Because if you're away for four months, I mean, that's quite a bit of time. And the way, you know, the American public... We forget about stuff. I'll try to keep bringing it back up. Yeah, some people can't forget because of other people. You know what I mean? That's true. Yeah, like the guy sitting over there. 570-1053 is our phone number. You can text us at textmikey at gmail.com. Yeah, it could be that now people start to question whether or not the injuries were based on the roids. Steroids.
Which means it could be worse for him. Stop it. Or it could be better because now that he's got an injury, he doesn't have to place himself in front of reporters. You know every time he hits a home run, the press would be all over him. Every city he would go to, he'd have to deal with that. But give it four months, I don't know if that's going to happen. I'll try to bring it back up. I said that. I heard you. You're not going to every stadium, though. I hit the lotto. Yeah, he would. If he hit the lottery, he definitely would. I'm sure. You can text us, text Mikey at gmail.com or call us, 570-1053. How are we doing with time, Eddie? We're okay. We're good? Yeah. Okay. I'm going to change things up a little bit. I was going to do this later, but I'm kind of chomping at the bit, and I want to hear what you guys think. Okay. Had a very, very interesting debate last night with my wife about Michael Jackson. Okay. And I think I know what you guys are going to say and you're going to go with her. But I'm just going to throw this out there and see if it creates conversation. My wife says to me last night, man, you know, first of all, you have to know the story. Michael Jackson makes a press conference yesterday where he announces that he is going to do 10.
shows sky in london yes and i say to my wife or no reverse my wife says to me man that's going to be the hardest ticket to get in the world and i go really she says yeah i said babe he's doing 10 nights she goes yeah they'll be gone instantly i said i disagree she says why i said well we're talking 10 nights here 17 000 people average at a We're talking 170,000 seats. I said, I do not believe it will be hard to get a ticket. In fact, I do believe that the first few shows will sell out. I believe as we get close to concerts 7, 8, 9, 10, it's going to be harder to sell those things out. She goes, you're crazy. She goes, I think you're delusional. I think you've lost your mind. I said, I'm asking tomorrow what Sky and Eddie and Rob and Ashley think.
And I think it's also important to note, and hopefully you knew this while having this debate with your wife, that Michael in the press conference did state that this is it. This is his final deal. He's retiring from performing live after this. Yeah. What do you guys think? I agree with Rebecca. Yep. You know, I think that we have to take into account that this is Europe. Yeah. And Europe and Asia, like they still freak over Michael Jackson. Yeah. freak over the cat. They just released Rock With You. Thriller's still number one. That's what Rebecca said. I think that that's a big deal and I think it will probably sell out pretty quick. Think about this. The euro is suffering even worse than we are. Really? Their economy is jacked too. And prices for gas are like two times what they are there. Or three times. What they are here. I thought the euro was flourishing. Well, the euro is worth more than the dollar, but gas has always been more expensive in Europe. The euro is worth more than the dollar? Oh, yeah. That's what I thought. A while back, it was worth like twice. I know their economy. I could be right. But the global economy. The global economy. But the European economy is not doing good either. No one's doing good. Everybody's messed up. I thought they were doing well. But check it out. Let me throw this out there.
a wrench in the spokes and see if this does anything. Maybe it's not a wrench. Maybe it's a P and it flies right through. But what about the cost of the tickets? Do we know how much they cost? We don't. And that could change something. That's going to be the decision maker. I still think it's going to sell. Hasn't his audience grown up? No. Michael is still giant. To kids? No. And when I say kids, I mean like in their 20s. Yeah, you mean like. Well, then yeah. You say yeah. I think you'd see people of all ages because there's younger people who love like Justin Timberlake and all those people. And those people say that Michael Jackson was their number one influence. What about the fact that he changed the word rock with fart as we heard yesterday? And so now it's not rock with you. It's fart with you. I think it makes it better. I don't. I want to fart. with you. So good. P1, Josh. Hang on a second, Josh. 5701053. Will the show sell out? Yes, it will. Rebecca says, I'm crazy to think that they will not sell out instantly. And I say, I don't know. When you're getting up there to those other ones, cost is going to be a big deal. I think that's going to...
come into play. I'm with you, dude. It's that rare thing, you know, for me. It's like, you know, it's not like Michael's touring every year, you know, and it's a big deal. So she said, she said he's more elusive now, which makes him an even bigger draw. I just think, because it's at the same place, you know? Yeah. But think about like Celine Dion. For five years, she was in Vegas rocking it, and people were going to see her over and over, and she stayed still, and she killed it. And she charged a lot, too. And Rebecca was like, this is the biggest star in the world. Right. People will probably fly there. You don't think he's the biggest star in the world? We're going to have to fly there. That's interesting. That's the debate. Is he the biggest star in the world? I don't think he's the biggest star in the world, but he's definitely iconic. He's definitely legendary. Is Michael Jackson going to actually fulfill the commitment to do 10 shows in a row?
Yeah, I think there's already websites taking bets on that very fact. How many shows will Michael actually follow through with? Well, he's Michael Jackson, you guys. Well, he had this huge announcement planned yesterday and he showed up 90 minutes late. Yeah. You know, with 300 reporters waiting for him, 90 minutes late. Rebecca thinks it'll be the hottest ticket in the world. And she said, man, I'd dangle a baby over a balcony to get a ticket. P1 Dan. Dan. Yeah. Go ahead. Hey, man. Ask this question. Do you think Michael Jackson, do you think he even has the endurance to go 10 shows? Right. The endurance? He seems very... Frail. Frail, right? No, no, I'm very fit. You are? I work out every day with Suzanne Somers Thighmaster. Oh. Then you're ready to go. Then you're good. It's the only thing I work out with. It's all you need. It's just the Thighmaster. That's it. But I work it really hard. You're so fragile, though. 16 hours a day. Okay, well, that's creepy. On the Thighmaster. That's kind of a lot. Why is it creepy? Well, you shouldn't be doing that. Your thighs don't need to be that strong. It's okay, Eddie. It's okay. I have a spotter. Okay, wait a minute.
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I'm not a big fan of combining foods. Combining? Yeah. Boston Rob. You know me. I love a good tattoo. And Ashley. I don't like to waste food. On a 5-3. 7-19 on the Mikey Show. Welcome back. I got an email that I want to read to you and get your take on. Tell me what you think about this. Mikey, you aren't going to believe this. I dropped my drill off last year to be repaired at this tool repair shop and had totally forgotten about it. It's been over a year and I remembered I needed to pick it up. Went into the shop and they had no record of my drill. They didn't have it at all. I was really mad and told them they needed to replace it. They basically laughed at me. What kind of place just loses a drill?
I'm not sure what to do, but they owe me a $150 drill. Isn't that crazy? That's P1 Will the drill. This is a very interesting deal. I got questions. Dude dropped it off a year ago. Did it say a year ago in the beginning? Over a year he's left the drill there? Yeah, this is not a storage facility, bro. It's not a walker. You don't just keep things there. In his defense. I mean, they should still have it. Yeah, they should. Well, yeah, but if they have no record of it, it doesn't sound like he has a receipt or anything, and they always give you a receipt. So if he lost that, like, who's more irresponsible here? Yeah. Can anybody just go into a place and be like, oh, yeah, a year ago I left something here. Yeah, I left my Lamborghini here. Can I pick it up? Well, who cares what I do on the weekends? If he had a receipt.
you know, I would say it's a no-brainer, you know? Like, dude, you know what I mean? And I think they would honor that. But, like, what, I mean, yes, sir, let me go back to your security box that you obviously have here. And you know what I mean? Yeah, so weird. Well, I don't understand. Like, I like how he thinks that that's crazy. I don't understand why, like, for his defense, like, why the store didn't call him and, like, say, hey, you gotta come pick up your drill or we're gonna get rid of it. Maybe they did. Uh, and Ash. Hmm. I'm going to IMU this guy's number because he left a number on there, and I want to talk to him. I want to know about this receipt thing. Where's your receipt, buddy? Yeah, because my husband actually dropped off a drill at, I think it's Tool Mart, and a couple months went by, and I saw the receipt still sitting there, and I'm like, what's up with your drill? And he goes, oh, they haven't called yet. And I'm like... Well, maybe you should pick up the phone and call them because it's been like two months. They need to call him. Whose responsibility is that? Really? Is it the store's place to call and be like, yeah, it is. I mean, normally they're providing the service. I mean, normally they would, but it is your property. So if you want it back, you got to take a little initiative. Well, here's the deal. If you're having to guess as to what the procedure is, it means to me.
It means that there is no procedure like and so they usually count on people going to pick up their stuff. If there's unless they say unless they directly say to you, you know, we'll give you a call when everything's ready. You know, but if they don't say that to you, that should be. And if it's been over a year, I would assume the guy doesn't want his drill. Yeah. Why? Well, it's been over a year. I'm not just going to keep your drill for you. I got a question, Rob. Okay. Since you're on this school of thought of like, hey, what are these people, crazy? How long does need to go by before they can reasonably assume? Because you know what I mean? You're not coming back. Five years, ten years, infinity? Yeah. Infinity's not a time. Okay, that's what he's going to argue right now. That's his big point. If infinity is a time, then when does it begin? Eddie, he has a point. When does it begin? Yes. Yes! It's infinite. I win! It's infinite. That's right. There's no beginning, no end. Well, answer, Rob. That's not the argument. How long? How long? We got the guy. Ashley has a guy. I want Rob to answer. How long? Answer. We got the guy. You're a jerk. Is this Will? Yeah, it's Will. Dude.
You dropped it off a year ago. I don't know. You don't have a receipt? Yeah, I haven't been able to find my receipt yet. Okay. Well, it's been a year. It's been a year. And so, I mean, dude, they're not a safety deposit box. Here's the deal. I mean, I haven't found my receipt yet. The problem isn't that they're saying they have my drill. but they need my receipt to give it to me. They don't seem to have my drill. They have no record that I got my drill out there. Well, neither do you. You don't either. That's what I'm saying. You know what I mean? Like, you don't have a record. So that means that I could walk in there today, Will. You know, and I don't have a drill. And I could just be like, hey, can I have my drill? I have my identification. I mean, I have my ID. I do too. Okay. Hey, how about this? Hey, Will, I have a question. What if you go in there and you're like, hey, seven years ago, I came in here and I dropped my drill off. I don't have a receipt, but gimme, gimme, gimme. I could kind of say, like, if he went in there and was like, listen, I don't have a receipt.
I can describe my drill. It was over a year ago. Maybe you even like. It's yellow. Where's the drill guy? It's DeWalt. It has a black battery. Not here. Not here. They all look the same. Not here. Like, what do you mean? What do you mean? Exactly. Sky's right. But what if, like, they are, like, always, like, it's a thing. We could specifically say the problem. I thought we were teaming up on this one. I was trying to help you, but I was in the middle of a sentence scene. I don't know how that works. Okay. What happened? Oh, my gosh. It's like the view over here. Yes. Hey, Elizabeth. Jeez. So, go ahead, Eddie. Well, what I'm saying is that, yeah, they could all be the same kind of drills, but what if it's a thing at the shop, like this guy that just dropped off his drill, and they're like, holy crap, the guy that dropped off the drill a year ago showed up. That could have happened, right? No. No? Never. That would never happen. No, you go wrong. Will, I'm just trying to make sense of you, bro. Because I can't figure this one out, dude. I can't figure out this shot. I mean, I would understand. I know it's been a year. That seems like a long time to forget your drill. I mean, I'm in construction. I have two or three drills on hand. But they have no posted policy about if you don't pick it up by a certain time, it's ours. I mean, even if they said, dude, it's been a year. We sold it after six months.
I don't know. I would still be pissed, but I'd understand. The problem is, is you go in, you fill out your paperwork, and, yeah, I lost my receipt. That's my mistake. But I still have identification saying, I'm here to pick up my drill. This is who I am. And they don't even have a piece of paper to say, oh, yeah, here's your drill. We lost it. Or, oh, yeah, here's your drill. We sold it. Look at our policy that's posted back here. There's no policy. That's bad. There's nothing. Well, so where are you at? Your email says that you want, like, a new drill or the equivalent in money. Are you, like, willing to take this to small claims court? People's court. Yeah, I mean, you know, it's the principle of the thing. I mean, they lost the drill. I mean, are you going to throw a hissy fit or are you, like, really going to take action? But, Skye, wouldn't a judge throw that out in two seconds? They're like, where's your receipt? Let Judge Millian hear the case first. Just let her hear it first. Take it to Mikey's court. Yeah, take it to Mikey's court. A bunch of people are calling in. We got a guy on the line that is a business owner and wants to comment on it. It's P1 Eric, the business owner. I'm a business owner, and Will Vanille is a knucklehead. Oh, no. That's uncalled for. Okay, first of all...
It's not our responsibility after 365 days to babysit his toys. Why not just say a year? Okay. Wow. And that was put in such a way after 365 days to babysit your toys. Wow. Will needs to go buy a big box of diapers because he's a child. Wow. Wow. Will, how do you respond, Will, to babysit your toys? Well, my question would be, what about customer service? Listen to me, buddy. I'm a business owner. We make tons of money. We change infrastructure. We reorganize tools. We do hundreds of things throughout a year. And for us to keep track of one of your toys is ridiculous. Well, I suppose if the customer base is infinite, if there's like 100 million customers out there, you can afford to lose one. I got one question for you. I got one question for you. Where were you? Busy. Where were you? I mean, obviously, you know, I misplaced the receipt. I forgot about it. But, you know, you're an idiot. You're a dummy. Just accept it and walk away. Oh. Hey, listen, Eric, is your business doing well? I mean, maybe, you know, it sounds like Eric may be, have a little, like, pent up.
stuff. You know what, Mikey? I deal with customers all the time. Some are great. Some you can't ask anything more of them. And some are like this clown. Wow, man. He can't talk like this to his customers. That's the deal. Projection. Get it out. I have a policy in my shop. It's called kill with kindness. And when people like this come around, you just sweep them under the table and get rid of them. Wow. So, Will. Wow. I don't know, Will. Will the nil, Eric told us. That was uncalled for. What's that, Will? I don't know what business that guy is in, but I don't see how to keep customers with that attitude. That's crazy. P1 Nick? Yes. Go ahead. Okay, I'm not a business owner or anything, but I'm pretty sure after like six months, they ought to be there on something in the receipt or contract that they signed that... You know, we're going to fix your tool, but if you don't pick it up after six months, we're selling it to, like, did he pay for the repairs? Yeah, he had to pay in advance at this point. Oh. Like a deposit. No, still, man. Yeah, normally you put, like, a deposit down, and then if it's more than the deposit, they charge you when you pick it up. You know what I mean? If he didn't pay for it, then they sold it to get their money back for fixing the product. But why didn't they call him first?
Maybe they didn't have his number. They should have. Oh, yeah. Did they have his number? They should have. They had all my information. I filled out a form before I dropped the drill off saying who I was, my contact information, and what I was dropping off. You didn't change your cell phone number in the last year or anything? No. See, and that's the deal. I mean, even if they have his information, I don't really know that they are required or at, what's the word? blah, blah, blah, to call him back. I don't know. I think they're required to call him, but... They are? Like P1 Eric said before, so they're required to become a babysitter? No. And they need to like... Come pick up your kid. Yeah, they need to call you and say, hey, come get your kid? I mean, I don't think so, man. Your stuff. At least they should call when it's done. Again, if you wait six months, then... A dry cleaner doesn't do that. They don't go, hey, they tell you when you go there. Pick up your clothes on Tuesday. It'll be ready on this day. I don't think they can do that with things like that because they don't exactly know what the problem is until they take it apart and then they don't know how long it's going to be to fix it. I would expect a company like that to at least call and say...
Hey, your stuff's ready. Sky, and that means that you see it more like a car. They have to go in there and figure out what the problem is. That's exactly how it is. Okay, but who in the world is going to take their car in and just never come back for a year? Well, no, I agree. It's stupid of him to do that, you know, and common sense tells you, hey, I haven't heard from them. It's been a really long time. Let me call and check. But I think they should at least lob one call. Hey, let me tell you, if it was a car and nobody came to get it for a year, you think that car dealership, I mean that... That mechanic or whatever is just going to keep it around? No way. I mean, they're probably going to get rid of it. Yeah. The more I think about it, Will. If nothing else, they should at least have some record that this guy, you know, whatever his name was, actually brought in a tool. They should at least have that. They should have something. Maybe they clear out their records after a year or something. Yeah. Yeah, that could be too. Thank you, Nick. Thanks, guys. I appreciate it. P1 Melissa. Melissa, are you there? Melissa is not there. P1 Jake, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Hey, go ahead. That's ridiculous. You know, this guy Eric, businessman Eric, saying I'll sweep him on the rug. I got a tool recently to rebuild my drill. And, you know, they called me to let me know. And it took three months for it to get done. But yet they still call me, you know, because I paid for it. Well, did they let you know that it was going to be a while?
No, they said I'll rob it back as soon as I can. Three months later, but still they gave me a call because they have my number. They have it on file. Hey, Jake, at any time between that three months, did you ever call to check on the status of your drill? Oh, yeah. Of course. Of course. Of course, man. Of course, man. And this dude, this guy, this guy left his drill there and he didn't go back for a year. But if you're... I mean, obviously, he's a bonehead for doing that, you know. You know, obviously, he has other tools, too, you know what I mean? And it's still not the fact. The fact of the matter is, he's a businessman. He needs to bring, you know, some kind of file system down to where you go, you know. Oh, we're a little slow today. We should probably call this guy. It's been almost a year. I mean, come on. Hey, P1 Navy Mama's got a great question. Are you there, Navy Mama? Yes. What's your question? If Will initially... paid for the repair of the drill, how did you pay for it? If you paid for it with a credit card or a check, you have a record right there. How'd you pay for it, dude? I paid cash. And you guys keep talking about the guys babysitting my drill, and they're not a babysitter, they're not a security bot. Well, if they were, they weren't very good at it because they lost it. That's the point, they're not a babysitter.
proof you own this. They don't have my drill. They don't have proof that they sold my drill because I took too long. My drill has disappeared and it was in their care the last time I saw it. And he's paying for that service. He's not paying for a security service. No, but he's paying for it to get fixed and in that includes them holding on to it. Forever? Until it gets picked up. Oh, no way. Until infinity. Infinity's not a time. It's not a time. It's not a time. It doesn't start. It doesn't start. It doesn't start. I'm sorry that I'm smarter than everybody. Hey, Will, thanks for the call, Billy. Wow. Good luck. Thanks, dude. Let's see. Will. Will. So, when we come back, we were talking about Michael Jackson a minute ago, and I have some audio. of Michael Jackson at his press conference. That's right. He was 90 minutes late to this press conference, and he finally showed up, and Sky said, he didn't talk very long. Do we know if he was wearing pajamas? We do not. We'll find out next. Sky sounds like a whining little kid. This is The Mikey Show. If you have $10,000 or more in credit card debt, this is the last commercial credit card companies want you to hear.
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will be my final show performances in London. In London. In London. In London. In London. In London. Yeah, a quote that I have is... Yeah, we got the rest. Oh, you have more? I'm just pausing it. Oh, okay. This will be it. This is it. When I say this is it, it really means this is it. It means this is it. Yeah, you have a cold, Michael? No, I don't have a nose. This is the final curtain call. In London. In London only. Yes. Yes. Now, I will be doing 17,000 shows throughout the world. Wait a second. At the continuation of the London shows. That's misleading, though. What do you guys think of that? Is he playing around here with us? Well, yeah. I mean, I think that leaves the door open for him to do shows in the U.S. Is he doing this? Is he testing the waters in London? I kind of thought that. Really? Do people want to see me?
And if so, then maybe you'll have to do this huge. That makes me think even more that my theory might be right. You let it go. Well, my wife says, and you guys say these things are going to sell out right away. Yes. Yeah. And I say, I wouldn't be so sure. Now, the first few, they're doing 10. Yeah. The first few, no doubt in my mind, they sell those suckers like probably pow in an hour. Pow. Pow. You're sold. But the other ones, man, like the 10th show, I think so. I think just scalpers alone would take like 50% of those tickets. Really? Just to try and resell them. Just to try to sell them? Yeah. Good point, too. How much do you think a Michael Jackson ticket will go for, Eddie? Dang. I would say starting 75 and then...
you know, up way up to like 500 bucks. Yeah, I'd say like an average price for those tickets would probably be like about $200. That means that you're going to pay $400 because most people don't go buy a ticket and go by themselves. Most people don't do that. Well, Michael Jackson fans probably do. Can you imagine? No one knows each other. So creepy. But, you know, if you've ever seen these... tapes of his concerts people are flipping out losing their minds yeah uh but that was a long time ago you know i said to my wife i go i don't know i think that uh these people have his audience has gotten older and she goes right and they now have money and i said yeah and lives they probably have kids now I think that the Michael Jackson audience has grown. Now, Eddie thinks that in London or in Europe, they're still thriving, that they're still, you know, even in their 20s, they're like, the Michael Jackson, they love you. Yes, Michael Jackson. I love you, the Michael Jackson. Yes, they beat it. Yes, they beat it, they beat it. They beat it, they beat it. Oh, yeah. I wonder about the symbol, they beat it. Oh, yeah.
I don't know, though. What do you think, 570-1053? Yeah. Okay. Well, listen, let's do this. Have I told you about Fast and Furious Loud and Proud? Oh, yeah. It's going to be here next Wednesday, and it's going to be fantastic. The idea is you bring your car down here, if your car is loud and proud, and you could win tickets to Fast and Furious at Gibson Theater in L.A. Wow. That's going to be awesome. And you get a limo up there. From Avalon Transportation and Leverie Services, which will be great. And you get to go to the after party if you're the grand prize winner. And the people that are the runner-ups are going to get tickets to our premiere of Fast and Furious on Tuesday, March 31st at Edwards Miramesa. So be here on Wednesday, and you'll get to go. That's so cool. Dude. Yeah, it's going to be happening on Wednesday. Also, we've got on our website right now, MikeyShow.com. Oh, it's so good, Mike. Eddie versus the Squirrel. Oh, dude. My dad just wrote me an email and said he hasn't laughed that hard in so long. Dude. And I'm like, oh, really, dad? You were there. You remember the tragedy. I am telling you. The tragedy. I agree with that 100%. It's like whatever. It is so funny, man. It's going to win an Oscar. Yeah. I think you're going to win an Academy Award for this picture. Oh, really? Yeah, best actor. Thank you. In a short film. Go to. Just because Rob's in it. Well, yeah. That's right.
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What's up? How did you get the idea to do this, man? Well, we originally first did one in 2007, and we didn't do anything for last year. Right. So it was time to do one. That's awesome, dude. Love it. Nice. So, yeah, this is going to be at Dave & Buster's. And Dave & Buster's is cool because you can eat there, you can drink there, and you can also, like, play games. So it's like you're never bored when you're there, so it's a really cool place to have a party. Yeah. They have a great bowling game. It's awesome. Me and Eddie played it. All right. We played it one time. I crushed him. I crushed him at it. So he keeps bringing it up every time. It's the one thing. My wins are few and far between, okay? So I have to save him. Save that clip. That is true. And if anybody's worrying about, because, you know, it's kind of a bar too, so you got to be 21 up to get in. But I found out because my little brother's only 20. So if you're a minor and you want to go and you're accompanied by someone that's 25 or older, then you're fine. And anyone 25 or older can accompany up to six minors. That's cool. That's pretty cool. So I'm going to get my brother in, so don't worry about it if you're P1, you know, you're 18 or something. Yeah, I'll shop around people if you need. Very nice. It's like you buy a beer for somebody. I don't feel comfortable. Well, no, I won't buy beer. I'm just saying. I will be in charge. Well, Sky, I'm...
Who's going to be in charge of Skye? Oh, well, that's another story. Very good point. Skye, don't bring any books. Skye. Wow. Skye, do you know what that's a reference to? Mike, you should explain it. Well, you know, for the benefit of those people that don't know what Rob is talking about. Skye was once busted by Vice at a hotel. Busted by Vice. By the way. For hooking. That's right. I was not hooking. It was a misunderstanding. I didn't realize reading a book at a bar meant something. Oh, wow. I didn't know. Well, you were there by yourself. Yeah, and I was dressed up and I had spent all my money at the casino. Hey, to your defense, you looked gorgeous that night. Well, thank you. Yes, you looked very sexy. Thank you. It's just that security thought the better of it. They thought, you know, we better not take any chances. Anyway, so Dave and Busters, yeah, it's going to be a lot of fun. Hey, Lizzie, the manager, came down and she brought all this stuff. Great food, man. Dude, look at this. All kinds of stuff. Southwestern burritos. Freaking fruit platter galore. Dude, that fruit platter is the craziest thing I've ever seen. No, you were right the first time. It was the flute platter. It is a mountain of fruit. It's a big platter of flutes. All right, let's do a little of this right here. From football to baseball and everything in between.
It's time to talk to the man who knows all. It's time to ask the Oracle. This is how this works. Eddie knows more about sports than anybody I know. He is the sports Oracle. And so you call us right now, 570-1053, and you can get on the air and you can ask Eddie a question. It's really an awesome deal because it doesn't matter what the sport is, he can give you an answer, whether it's UFC, which he loves the UFC, or football or baseball or whatever, whatever your sports question is. Give us a call. And also text. Text Mikey at gmail.com is our text if you want to get a hold of us. So go ahead and give us a call. P1 Sanjaya is on hold, by the way, wanting to ask a question about Dave and Buster's. And you can call us for Ask the Oracle. What's your question, Sanjaya? Hey, what's going on, guys? Actually, I had a question for Sky. What is it? Since we're neighbors out here in Escondido, I was wondering if we could take down Donkey Kong 2.
That's a great idea. Well, there's no such thing. Are you going to offer or? And you know that that doesn't exist. You said you would be responsible for people. You think that, you know, does that include the copter ride or? I don't have a copter, Eddie. And we also know. So that is the problem. We also know there is no Donkey Kong 2. It's the Honky Kong 2. That's right. You're all right. Just so we get that. Let's be clear. Out there. No such thing. Thank you. Phone calls coming in for Ask the Oracle and Sora the Tex. Oracle, I heard that Derek Jeter is jealous because he thinks Aroid insisted on the investigation. Is that true, Eddie? Have you heard something like that? I don't even understand the question. I don't either. That is really bizarre. Have you even heard that rumor? I really don't get it. Like, what are you trying to say? I don't either. 570-1053. And if you want, you can text us, text Mikey at gmail.com. Question for the Oracle. What do you think about the Rampage-Jardine fight? Well, let's talk about it. P1HB. Uh-oh, here we go. Big fight tomorrow night. Rampage versus Jardine. I think this is going to be kind of an easy win for Rampage. Really? Yeah. But, you know, the one thing about Keith Jardine is he has a very unusual stand-up style, which kind of throws people off, including Chuck Liddell.
And he usually comes in with good game plans, but there are times when he'll show up and he'll just get slaughtered, i.e. the Vanderlei Silva fight, the Houston Alexander fight. So I think that's how Rampage is going to attack him. He's just going to go out there and just throw bombs, and he'll get caught, and he's going to go down pretty quick. I say he's going to get knocked out in the first round. I really want to see this fight, man. Oh, I can't wait. I really want to see it. P1, Ben. Yes. What's your question? Morning, Mikey, Phil. Good morning. How are you guys doing? Good. My question for the Oracle is, I heard a rumor that LT's agent might be talking to the Saints. Yeah, I've heard that rumor, too. But, you know, I don't know if he can talk to anybody. You know, I mean, he's still property of the Chargers. Yeah. You know, I mean, it's up to A.J. Smith to, you know, work out a deal or, you know. restructure his contract or whatever. So it's not like the agent can just go around and be like, oh, well, I'm talking to the Saints and, you know, we want to go to the Saints. No, everything that's said out of LT's mouth is, I want to stay in San Diego. So, you know, I think that's kind of just BS. Beautiful. What do you think, dude? You think that it's a possibility he would go there, Ben? No, I hope not. I know he wants to stay here in San Diego, but he can't work something out. I mean...
He's got to go somewhere, right? He's got to go somewhere. And if he goes with Drew Brees, I mean, that's his former buddy. So, I mean, they played together before. I'll tell you what, man. If they do get LT and they have the backfield of LT and Reggie Bush, holy cow. Oh, wow. Saints are immediately the top contender for the Super Bowl. For sure. It's going to be a team to be reckoned with. P1J. Yes. What is your question for the Oracle? I was wondering what you thought or how you think the U.S. team will do for the World Classic Baseball? Well, you know, it's... What is that? Is that like the Olympics? No. Where's Team USA playing? They started this tournament where it's like, you know, all the world's best teams. So it's like Team China, Team Mexico, Dominican Republic, all these, you know, they have Team Canada and Mexico. all these different teams, and they just play in a big, giant tournament. Just for funsies? For funsies. Find out who's the best in the world. That's pretty cool. I think the U.S. will do better than they did last year. Last year, they were terrible. I think they'll do a little bit better, but I think that the Dominican Republic's better than them. I think that Japan is better than them. Japan is always a huge competitor. It's going to be tough for them to win the whole thing. It's AskTheOracle, and you can text us.
Text Mikey at gmail.com. Or you can call us, 570-1053. P1J Rasta. Hey, Mikey. What's up? Hey, I wanted to ask Eddie about if he knows when Brock Lesnar and Frankie are going to be fighting again. What? If he knows what? When Brock Lesnar and Frank Mir are going to be fighting again for the title. Yeah, they're going to fight in May, towards the end of May, in Vegas. And it's a huge one. I think that's UFC 98. It's Brock and Frank Mir for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship. And on the same card, Matt Hughes and Matt Serra are finally going to fight. Wow. What was the deal with them giving Frank Mir the title after Lesnar knocked out Couture, man? Because, I mean, wasn't Couture the champ? Well, it was a giant mess. If you remember Randy Couture. tried to leave the UFC when he was the heavyweight championship or when he was the heavyweight champion. And so they ended up having an interim champion. And when Randy came back, he was still technically the heavyweight champion. So you have an interim champion out there and Randy who was the heavyweight champion. And now when Brock beat Randy, he's the heavyweight champion. And they're going to try and combine the two titles to make one undisputed championship.
I think that's going to be the fight of the year, man. There were some good fights last year, but there's some even better ones up there setting up for this year. Absolutely. Cool, man. Thank you for the call. P1 downtown Johnny Brown wants to talk LT as well. What's up, dude? Hey, Mike. How are you doing? Good, dude. Hey, I was watching KUSI this morning, and it kind of woke me up when they said it. But a field reporter said that LT spoke to his mom and told him that It wasn't looking very good for him to stay in San Diego. What do you think about that? You know, it's so weird when I hear stuff like this. It's like a KUSI reporter heard that LT spoke to his mom to say that it's not looking good. Like, was the KUSI reporter in his kitchen? How would the KUSI reporter hear that? You're having milk and cookies. You know, I mean, I've been hearing so many different things about LT and, you know, so many different rumors and stuff like that. With my mindset, it's just kind of like a wait and see approach. And I'm not going to get too worked up over anything. I think the Chargers would be foolish to get rid of this guy, you know, especially with no real backup plan. So to me, I'm just going to wait and see, not really worry about what the KUSI reporter.
I think that sounds pretty wise. P1 Rasta. I had a question about Michael Phelps. Yeah, man, what's your question? Well, what I was wondering is, Michael Phelps was dropped by Kellogg's for smoking a bong with it. But yet, you know, there's a lot of professional athletes out there that are sponsored by alcohol companies. And alcohol kills people every year, but yet marijuana has never killed anyone. Well, it's a pretty strong statement. Marijuana has never killed anyone? Ever? Yeah. But, you know, the bottom line is that marijuana, whether you like it, don't like it, whatever, it's still illegal in the country. And alcohol is not illegal. It's, you know, that's the bottom line. Well, that's a whole different debate, bro. I mean, you asked me, you know, why he got dropped. He got dropped for using an illegal substance. Yeah, well, it's legal in 13 states there.
Medically, it's legal. And if Michael Phelps had a medical card, then this would be different. But he doesn't. He doesn't have a medical card? He doesn't have glaucoma? I don't think so. He wears those goggles, so I don't know. Eddie, everything is LT. People want to ask you. There's a little bit of a freak out going on. It sucks that they're not speaking. Chargers aren't saying anything. And the further we get into this, the more we're freaking out. P1 Berger? Yes, good morning, Mikey Show. Good morning, dude. What's your question for the Oracle? Hey, Oracle, you know, I remember when you guys called up Sean Merriman. Why don't we just go straight to the source? Why don't you call LT? Well, LT's not really talking to, like, the media about it. I mean, he's blogged about it a couple times and released some statements, but he's not really doing interviews about the subject because, you know, he's kind of in limbo, too. You know, they're trying to restructure the contract. They're trying to get this stuff done. You know, it's kind of, you know, what can he say? You know, he wants to stay here. He said it. I have faith. I have total faith. I hope so, man. You're the Oracle, and you guys rock, and I love you guys. Thank you, brother. We appreciate it. That's P1 Burger. Let's see. Some of the text messages that we're getting.
You can text us textmikey at gmail.com. Oracle, is there anyone who can take down Fedor? That's P1 Wentworth. Right now, I don't think so. I really don't. I mean, he's the best probably pound-for-pound fighter in the world. I mean, he's crazy. Like, I really thought Andre Arlovsky was going to give him, you know, a good run for his money. But, like, watching that fight. You know, it was ridiculous. Like, Fedor, the way he knocked out Andre Arlovsky was crazy. Like, Andre Arlovsky went to do a flying knee, and Fedor punched him in midair and just knocked him out. That's crazy. It's just nuts. You know, so Fedor's sick. Like, that guy's nuts. That's awesome. I got a pro wrestling question for you on text message. Oracle, do you think HBK will be able to end the streak? At WrestleMania. Genius. He's, of course, referring to Shawn Michaels. Wow. The Heartbreak Kid. The Heartbreak Kid. And he is going to be fighting The Undertaker, who is 16-0 at WrestleMania. Wow. And the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels, is also known as Mr. WrestleMania because he steals the show at WrestleMania. So it'll be something else, something else to watch. He's still wrestling.
Who? Shawn Michaels? Yeah. Dude, I remember him from when I was a little kid. Yeah? That is nuts. He still got the hair? A little broken down piece of meat. Wait a second. How many times? That's not really, that's not fair. How many times? Come on. He doesn't have to say that. And I say no, he will not answer. By the way, we told you yesterday that there was an injury to Jewel and she wasn't going to be participating in Dancing with the Stars. Well, another star had to drop out yesterday. And we'll tell you who that is next. Mikey Show continues on The Rock. Musicians, it's back. Guitar Center's most anticipated savings event of the year, where every green tag means at least 50% off list. But in today's market, savings must go deeper than ever. This weekend, save 50, 60, 70% off list and more. It's Guitar Center's Green Tag Kickoff. Score 88-key digital piano withstand 50% off list, just $349. Plus, get special green tag financing. Guitar Center's Green Tag Kickoff starts Friday.
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is out at Dancing with the Stars. She's got a knee injury, right, Skye? Well, yeah, that's what we were initially told, that she had a knee injury and that, you know, it was kind of touch and go. They didn't know if she was going to be out. Well, I guess her injury was a lot worse than they originally thought. The tibia is fractured in both of her legs. Oh, wow. Both of her legs. Just a broken two legs? Well, a fracture. A broken two legs. That's a jewel that you're talking about? A jewel, yeah. Who's the rodeo rider, her or the boyfriend? Seriously, right? How did she do that? Weird. So I guess just through practicing and, you know, there's a little fracture and it was just was getting worse because she just kept going. And both her legs. That's what it says here. I don't know why you are yelling at me. Both. Oh. Oh. Oh. Man. Oh. Two legs. Okay. No, in her three legs. How's her tooth? Okay. Is the tooth okay? As far as I know, the tooth is fine. I heard it was her flascapula tigaria thing. Right, Ash? I think it was. It was one of those days. Yes. So Dancing with the Stars starts on Monday. So Jewel is out, and then it was just announced late yesterday that another one of their celebrities has a bad injury and is out. What? Oh, my. Who's left? Well, you want to know who the other celebrity is? Yes.
Nancy O'Dell. Oh, no. We just talked to her. She just talked to her. Yeah, she has a torn meniscus that will require... Oh, my meniscus. Not the meniscus. That will require knee surgery. Oh, wow. Yeah, that sucks. She didn't even say anything about it when we talked to her. No. Wow. She seemed like everything was fine. So they need two replacements? Mm-hmm. Okay, Skye, you're... I'll do it. Skye, do it. Oh, I know. Oh, I got them. I have the two replacements right now. MikeyShow.com. Okay. Ashley Dance Party. Okay. That is the two people that should be the replacements. Well, just go there and look at it, man. We're overqualified. That's the problem. That's the problem. You're a little overqualified. If you haven't seen Eddie and Ashley dancing, please go check it out right now. It's going to blow your mind. It's some of the finest dancing I've ever seen. I was wondering if Eddie had invented the dance. I invented that dance. And then Ashley taught him that.
Yeah, the dip thrust Eddie. Oh, please, please. It's all Eddie. Now, did you guys sort of spend some time, you know? Yeah, Mike, yeah. Well, we had rehearsal. Getting that thing choreographed. Choreographed. We had rehearsals. Well, a rehearsal. No. I didn't even think you guys needed it. It was not multiple rehearsals. It was a rehearsal. Okay. Went through it one time and then did it. Wow. That's how you guys got so good. Every true dancer has to have a rehearsal. Practice makes perfect. It's pretty awesome. And it's perfect. So there you go. Exactly. I heard the, I was sitting in, we were at, what is that? The old mining company. Is that what it's called? California Mining Company. Oh, your favorite place. Yeah. Well, my wife, my wife loves it. She loves it. Yeah, she does. I, you know, me, I'm not the biggest fan of it. Okay. Okay. And I don't want to really go any further than that because when I do and we go in there, then, you know, I hear about it. They spit in your food, yeah. No, it's good. They do not do that. They do not do that. Okay, my bad. But I just want to make it very clear that my wife loves the place. Yes. And so we frequent it.
Quite often. And they play, you know, music and they have various songs playing on that thing. And I heard a song last night and I thought that it was stupid. Now, you guys, I don't know. You guys may feel differently about this. You may recognize this song. It's a song that came out like in the 90s or something. I didn't even know who it was. It's one of those Kixi type of songs. Oh, yeah, I know. You know this song? Yeah. Stupid. And have you ever heard this? Oh, yeah. Sky has a smile on her face. Do you know this song, Sky? Oh, yeah. But I've never examined the lyrics. It's the stupidest thing. I don't, you know, the lyrics, I mean, I get, it's called Friends and Lovers, Eddie. Yeah. Oh, total lovers. It's so lovers. It's just so dumb. And not shopping. It is not. It is somebody named Gloria Loring. Oh, yeah. She's a soap star. Is she? Yeah. Are you serious? Yeah. What soap do you know? I couldn't tell you. Which one of your soaps is that on? Which one of my stories? But I think it may be possible for a song to be too cheesy. Because I don't even know really what the lyrics are. But I was like, how are they capable of playing this song? Your heart is cold. I think that might be the deal. I think my heart may be cold to this.
Because I was like, this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. I think that must be the deal, Eddie. This was a soap opera star. Gloria Loring, and that's why it was popular. This was back from my KWSS days. Who's the guy? I think the guy might be People Bryson. Is it? Yeah. I think it might be. It may be. I don't remember. I'll have to Google it. Anyway, we're getting text messages, by the way, about the Nancy O'Dell and the Jewel thing. People are weighing in on the Nancy O'Dell and Jewel being gone. This text message says, good riddance to both. All I care about is Steve-O. That's a good point. It's going to be a train wreck. P1 Josh says, just went to the website and saw the Ashley dance party. One word, lovers. Exactly. It's pretty awesome. It's miraculous. Miraculous. That's another good word. It is miraculous. And yes, Eddie and...
Eddie and Ashley would be a good replacement. We can kill it. I think I could do it with you, though, boss. Yes, Tattoo. They've placed a phone call to us, and we are going to be the replacements. Oh, yeah, boss. I think we would be the best replacements in the world. It is true, Tattoo. You are like the dancing baby from Ally McBeal. That's so true, boss. You're going to dance nude. Hey, boss. Can I sit on your lap? We've talked about this many times. Come on, let me just jump up there one time. Well, I guess we could try. Thank you, Bob. That was aggressive. He's like, there's something wrong with you. Get your fat little stumpy body off the beefy dog. I forget. Oh, you went right for the spine. How are you supposed to dance? I can do it. I can do it. With the spinal bifida? With the spinal bifida. Yes, it will make me better. I will push both around and you can do and then every once in a while. We are not partners, you idiot. We've been partnered with other people. You think we will get Cheryl? She's my favorite. A million points for knowing who Cheryl is.
I love her. Do you remember when I used to samba with Barbie Benton? I do remember. Yes, that was the good stuff. I remember it because you were more tan than she was. That is true, yes. Yes, and I had bigger boobs. That's right. Other than that. Those are man boobs. Yes, yes. Yes, lunch because of the. Anyway, yes, Tattoo. Can you promise me that America will fall in love with us? I can guarantee that. That is the key to winning. You must fall in love. You must dip. And you must be number 22 previously rushing for the Dallas Cowboys. Right. These are all things that help you win. But dancing with the stars. That's right, boss. Who is your partner going to be, Tattoo Stewart Little? Me. No. That's not nice. I don't know. That's not nice. I was hoping that my partner would be Rob because he's almost as tall as... He's about to say it's a little shorter. A little shorter. Yes. I want the Katarina Smirnoff. Oh, she's great. No, bud. Because she's Latin and sounds like vodka. Yeah. Bud. Yes, Tatu. Do you think afterwards that that blonde girl will fart in front of us during an interview? No question about it. It's not.
proven that she farted. Are you kidding me? It smelled like eggplant in the room. So you were there. I was holding the microphone. Because I'm not even as big as an eggplant. And your butt level. I get worried about you. Sometimes, you know, you squeeze one out. Standing right there. I was hoping for an SBD. Okay, no more of that, please. Did you hear that? Can you hear that? Anyone? Okay, that one I had. Okay. That one I think I had. They serve a lot of frijoles on Fantasy Island. Oh, they do? Yes. And onion rings. Oh, potent. I got this.
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I watch a lot of Food Network lately, and it's mostly because of you. And Ashley. I love my bangs, and they grow out so frequently. Save that clip. I know. Save that clip. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. Now, stuff you need to know. This is The Mikey Show 360. Ladies and gentlemen, one thing people are talking about is, why can't we be like Arizona and never not have daylight savings? Yeah. Right? No way. I love it. Why would you love it? Love it. Love it. Explain yourself. I just, well, first of all, once we push, we spring forward, we get more daylight. Push forward. You were right the first time. No, you were right. We push forward. Yeah, we push forward. We push forward, slip, back. Yeah, we forge ahead. Yep. We forge ahead. Yeah. Trip backwards. Yes. You push forward and trip back. Uh-huh.
I love getting more daylight. I like when the days get longer. You know, it means summer's getting close. Don't you hate losing an hour, though? You wake up in the morning and you don't get to sleep as long as you used to? Get up an hour earlier. Yeah, what about that, Rob? It doesn't faze me. Really? It never has. And, dude, doesn't it kind of bum you out that you have to, like, if you have any clocks in the house, you have to go around changing stuff? It's annoying. That's annoying. That is a good point. What's that like? Oh, that really got him. What the? I do not like that. I do not like having to adjust a watch. I don't like it in your car. How about green eggs and ham? I don't like green eggs and ham. I do not like it in my car. I do not like it in my house. I do not like it at a bar. Yeah. Oh, and then also I do not like it at a bar. And I do not like it, Sam I am, I don't like it when people, Do not do that. Like when you see people now that their clocks still say 9.30 a.m. You get in your friend's car. Yes. Like what are you doing? Like my VCR that's always bringing 12. Eddie. Eddie. How many times are you going to say? I love it. With the VCR. We get it, bro. It's a standard in stand-up comedy. It is. Rob, talk about it. Thank you. You know. Well, 2 a.m. Sunday. Set your clocks ahead. One hour.
There you go. Yeah, I'll stay up and do it. Yeah, well, you have to stay up until 2 a.m. You have to wait. You can't do it earlier or later. Okay. Or you're in trouble. Yeah. Okay, where is my yesterday email? Because Skye is going to be a topic of conversation. No, we're good. Skye? That's rare. Well, first of all, Eddie and Skye's, but they're two different things, and, like, we can spend an hour on each. Let's talk about Eddie. No, we'll get to that one. We'll get to that one. It's real good. But we got to kind of sink our teeths into this thing from Sky. Two sentences in her yesterday email. Very brief. Yes, she is. She's very brief. As opposed to Ashley, who writes me. Literally a moment by moment of her day. A breakdown of what she did. She takes the minutes. Yes. But Skye is very brief when she tells me what happened in her day yesterday. And if you don't know what the yesterday email is, I ask everybody on the show to send me an email telling me what they did yesterday so that I could discuss things on the air that are happening in their lives. Skye says, the first sentence, no big deal, but funny. Watched the emotional terrorist movie, Nights in Rodanthe. Oh, God.
Stupid. Did you sob? Yeah. Well, you can't help it. You didn't make your husband watch that, did you? No, no. He was working all yesterday and he wasn't coming home until like after I was asleep. So it was one of the days I knew I could watch such a movie. My wife said the same thing you did. She said she cried but felt it was a cheap cry that there was no way you could not. Oh, here's an hour and 15 minutes of stuff you don't really care about and then punch you in the face. That's great. That's what she said, too. Yeah. Okay, that's not really... Well, people deserve it for watching that movie. I agree with you, Rob. You deserve it. I think you kind of have a point there. Yeah, garbage. That's what she said, so... No time for that. Now, it's Skye's second sentence that we're going to dig into. We're going to be cool. Okay. Oh, no. Not sure if I did something wrong by going into my husband's email without his permission. Eddie's face right now. Now he's sitting back. Now he looks like, all right, what's going on? He's got a what's going on look on his face. Who's he looking at? And now he's giving me a wait. Who's he looking at over there? There's a billion votes, obviously. Wow. But my biggest initial reaction is the wording of that sentence.
You are 100% right. Because that is the biggest lie she's ever told. I'm not sure if I did something wrong by going into my husband's email without his permission. Well, here's how it went down. I did it, and I know he won't be upset about it, but then as soon as I did it, I said, this will infuriate Mike, and if Mike was my husband, Mike would be mad at me. You do know you did something wrong. Hang on a second. We've talked about it a billion times. And let's discuss this. But I had good intentions. Let's discuss this. It's not like I was going in there to sneak around. I went in there to save children. I heard the cure for cancer was in his email. That's right. I knew that going into his email would end hunger. No. Sky, now first let me say, you're right. I would be angry, but what would I really be? I would be hurt. I would be hurt because I think it would be an invasion of privacy. Now, my email is open to my wife. She can open my email, look at my email anytime she wants to. I don't want her to because it's my private email, but she's free to. In fact, I could read my emails on the air. I'm hiding nothing. We got time. But, but I do not go into my wife's email.
I don't think that there's anything in there that, you know, there's nothing in there that I am suspicious about. But it's hers. I also don't go into my wife's drawers. They're hers. And I could. I'm free to. There's no locks on them. Just like there's no locks on mine. But I would rather that, you know, and maybe this is a guy thing. But guys, I think, are very like, I got my stuff. But I really don't think so. I really think it's a person thing. Does my reason even matter? I wouldn't hear it. Yeah, why did you go in? Were you trying to save the economy? Let's hear it. So the booze birthday is coming up. And I ordered his presents on Amazon. And then I did the whole thing and sent the order. And, you know, all our information is already in Amazon. And I'm like, oh, crap, the account's under his email. So it sends the confirmation to his email and lists everything that was ordered. I have to stop us. I have a grand statement here. And then we can move forward. Okay. I believe Sky did the right thing. But I got to finish this. But there's a comma. Did Mike just say that? I believe. Hang on. But there's a comma. Am I dreaming? There's a giant comma coming out. You better finish this. Am I in a dream state? You better finish this. Is this REM sleep? Giant comma. I believe Sky did the right thing. Giant comma. Because she didn't want him to see that, you know, she had ordered. Comma. But. Comma.
She better not have looked at anything else, but I don't think that's possible. Oh, it is not. It is not. And that look on her face. Well, what do you mean look? What do you mean look? It's an interesting look. Look at her face. What do you mean look? I get a little bit of guilt right here. Look at her face. A little bit of guilt right here. Look at her face. Look at her face. I didn't open anything else. Eddie has his hands over his mouth. Eddie's in shock. I didn't open anything else, but it's hard not to see, like, all the subjects and stuff. Look at her face! How could I not see? I mean, it's right there. They're all stacked. How do you not see? Look at her face! Look at her face! Look at her face! Like, how could you not see? First of all, how hard would it have been to just say, hey, boo, when you see emails from Amazon, can you forward them to me? Well, I did send him an email, but I didn't. But if he did, he'd see what it is. Yeah. He would see just it was an Amazon order. It doesn't say what it is. Well, sometimes there's emails that show the thing and open the email next to it. That's how mine set up. Yeah, mine is too. And here's the thing. Like, I wouldn't want to take the chance. I don't want to take the chance. Like, if Rebecca were to get a confirmation of something I ordered for her, you know.
I wouldn't feel comfortable having her forward it to me because... Okay, if that was the case, then I would say she should have said, had a conversation with Boo and said, this is what happened. So can I go, do you mind if I go get those emails real quick off your email? I would have been okay with that. Oh, asking. Yeah. That's a good idea. Just going in there and going like, it's sneaky. But I know he has no, I mean, we haven't had a conversation, but I know he has no problem with it. you should still, it's still, you have to ask. But I'm in charge of correspondence. So, like, what is the difference? What's the difference? I opened his letters. I opened his letters. You know there's a difference. And you're pretending right now that you were, oh, I'm so confused. I don't understand. Look at her face. Look at her face. Look at her face. I don't understand. I'm from the South. Why am I from the South? Call me me. What is this? What is this? It's quite hot in here. Do you have any sweet tea? Oh, my goodness. Get my handkerchief. Yes.
Get out of here with that. It's not that big a deal. You know what's up. You know what's up. It's not that big a deal. It's an invasion of privacy. He can go into my email anytime. Of course he can, but he wouldn't. Okay, well, now we've got to make it even. And he would ask for permission first. Listen, I'm going to throw this out there. I'm going to throw this out there. You guys are tripping. I'm going to throw this out there. You're tripping. Let me ask you guys. What's the problem? What's the problem? We're married. Don't act like that. I am acting like that. You don't. Can I say this? Please. I do. I do not know anybody who knows the way that receipts work more than My Girl Sky. I don't know anybody that does. I know she knows that confirmation email is coming. She just knows. But she went in. She's like, oh, but then I can go into the email and I can say that I just had to do the claim. That's not true. I believe that, you know, after the fact, she realized. Well, I actually realized it before. Process the order. And then it said, you know, change shipping information. I was like, oh, you know what? Maybe I can go in there and change it. So I clicked the button to change the shipping thing. But the email part wasn't part of that. It was only the shipping address. And I'm like, this is too complicated. Forget it. I'll just go in his email. I'm fine. I know. Am I serious? Sky said he wouldn't have a problem with it, which maybe that's true.
But the only thing is we just know Skye's not going to be capable of going and opening that email without looking at those emails. She's not capable. There's nothing to hide in there. There's nothing to hide in there. Look at her face. Look at her face. Look at her face. There's nothing to hide in there. There probably isn't. Of course there isn't. But that's still, it's his stuff. Like, it doesn't matter if you're married. You still have your stuff. He's got his stuff. Not really. Well, then that's weird. Name one thing that, like, I don't have anything. We don't have any, like, secret drawers. You have no wife that's yourself? Like, you're not an individual? Well, yeah. Of course I'm an individual, but I don't have individual secrets. Like, there's nothing that I... It's not a secret. It's not a secret. I don't have individual private areas. I have a question. It's time to put on... Save that clip. Okay. Actually, you do have individual private areas. Not from my husband. Well, there is this one spot. Okay. That's it. Whoa. That's it. I'm being honest, everybody. Look at her face. I'd rather not. Look at her face. Save that whole segment clip. Dude. Sky, I'm going to ask you to put on the honest cap. You are a gem.
You have to answer the following question honestly. Why? Because you have to. Okay. Do you promise you will? I'll try my best. No trying. You must be honest. You must be honest. I would like you to tell Eddie. Not me. You'll feel more comfortable talking to Eddie. He's your work husband. Tell Eddie the extent of how much you explored. Because we know you did. How much did you explore? Well. He only had like six or seven emails in there, so you can see all of them. Did you look at deleted? No. You didn't? No, I don't even. Did you look at old? Did you look at sent? You didn't look at saved? No, I didn't look at any of that. I didn't even think to look at any of that. She's like, oh, maybe I should do that. I didn't even think about it. Hold on, hold on. Stop stalking so fast. I'm trying to write this. What's the second one he said? No, I didn't even think of that. I opened one email, but it was an email for me, basically. Okay. That was sent to him for me that he had told me was in there. What's that face? Look at her face. His email address is the one that's on our neighborhood email thing. And he was like, oh, I got this email. Someone's throwing a Mary Kay party. And I'm like, okay, forward it to me. And he never ended up forwarding it to me. So when I was in there, I read it. Mary Kay party. You going? If I get drunk.
on white wine, then I will go to the Mary Kay party. Me and a box of wine. Please throw up, all of you. No, don't act like this. Why? Just from being on this show, you know what a big deal this is. For other couples, yeah. For us. For us. You're speaking on behalf of the couple. I know. I've never done it when he's not around. There's been times he's been sitting there and I've gone into his email because he's been like, oh, there's a thing in there that you need to look at. You're speaking on behalf of the couple. And I don't think that's right. That's not right. I was looking at pornography. Is that what you guys want to hear? I am the couple spokesperson. She's the face of the couple. The hair of the couple. Have you seen his hair? Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Now it's a contender. Now it's a contender? His hair and her hair? Oh. You should have a hair off. That's right. Not a big deal. He'll be fine. I'll tell him. Giant deal. You are the best. Incredibly big deal. He'll be fine. This one says, Scott, this text, text Mikey at gmail.com.
Skye, why didn't you set up your own account so the confirmation would be sent to your own email address? Because all the information is already in there. Yeah. The credit card's already in there. The address is already in there. It's already like, it would take an extra like three minutes. Well, but my wife has a separate Amazon account just for that reason so that she can order. Yeah, we don't. So you're not going to order. You're going to run into this problem again. Why don't you set up your own account? Probably. Why do you make things so difficult? Why? I'm making it easier, bro. No, you're not. You're not. I'm saving time. You're not. It's cool, dude. Get a Facebook page. No. It's dangerous. Stay strong. Stay strong. It's dangerous. It causes health problems. It does. P1 Littleton. Hey, Mikey. What's up? What's up, dude? I have a question for Sky. Go ahead. If she wanted to avoid the whole email being sent to her husband's email address, why didn't she just...
update her account information under her own email address. Yeah, that doesn't require you doing a whole making up a new account. It just puts your, all you have to do is type in your address. I don't know where you do that at. I don't know what that is either. Well, I know that you don't, Rob, but you don't check your email ever. Yeah. My what? That's on the computer, right? You don't answer your phone either. That's right. You don't call me. I called you just the other day. I do too. And it's on. I pick up every time you call me. That's not true. Everyone get wrong. Everyone get wrong. If you pick up every time I call, how come I know? How come you know that? That's my ring. Yeah. And I know the whole thing because you don't pick it up. And then I know this.
The mailbox you are trying to leech is full. I go through my phone and show every time. Why don't you answer it if it's always on your hip? Because it's on the outside and I don't feel it most of the time. Why don't you put the ringer on, bro? Dude, you guys never answer when I call you, Mike. I've called you three times this week. Oh, please. Oh, face on your face, Mike. I never answer when you call me. Let's see what his brain sounds like. You're pretty good about it. You're pretty good. You're making me so bad. Wow, Rob. Both of you two. Wow, Rob. No, you're not out of this yet. Hang on, let me call his Boston number. You're crazy. Please enjoy the music while you're talking. I don't. I don't want to. You always hear this. No, I'm going to enjoy this. Oh, did you call me? You just... Rob! I was going through my phone. Did you just answer it? No, I'm going through my phone to find your call. Can you put it in your purse, your little purse pouch. Put it in your phone purse. Put your phone. Put your phone. Yeah, put it in your little holster. All right. All right. Put it in your phone holster. I can't believe that you guys would lie about that. Please enjoy the music while your party is reached. As usual. What did she love? Annoying.
If it's gone this far, I'm like, he's not picking up. No. And I have to text him. I pick up for you. No, Rob. Yes, I do. You do not always pick up. Fight about it. Oh, my goodness. How long? You reach my answer machine. Leave me a message or shoot me a text. What do you call it? Voicemail? Voicemail? Answer machine is the same thing. The mailbox is full and cannot accept any messages. Oh, that's frustrating, Mike. You're never going to get to leave me a message. That is frustrating. Never. It is so frustrating. And do you hear his outgoing message says, uh, yeah, leave me a message or just shoot me a text. Yeah. I'm very clear about that. Guess what? One of your options isn't available. Guess what? Yeah, guess what? You don't pick up when I call you either, Mike. So you know what? If you're going to point that finger, how does it go? So if you're going to point your finger at somebody else, then guess what? You're pouring in three buckets yourself. Get it? Mikey, Mikey, Mikey. Yo, you don't even know what stupid is. The Mikey Show is on. It's about to get all stupid.
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Get in the zone. I just want to tell you about BMW Encinitas, the premier BMW dealership in all of San Diego County. They're amazing. And part of the reason that they are is because they're offering 0.9% financing. That is a very good financing rate. And they're doing that right now on selected models. And they're going to make your first two months payment. Why? I'm going to be really, really frank with you. The reason why is because it's a buyer's market. They want to sell cars. The economy is causing them to need to sell cars. That's good for you. Because right now, even though the economy is bad, I know that there are people that still need to get a car. That's why you should be going down there. They have certified pre-owned vehicles, which is their way of saying used. Now, if I were talking to them right now, I know they'd say, don't use that word. We like it better. It sounds better when you say certified pre-owned. Listen.
Go down there and look at these certified pre-owned vehicles. And I'm going to tell you right now, these look like brand new cars. They look like they're brand new. They're awesome. They smell good. It's the whole package. BMW Encinitas on Encinitas Boulevard between the 5 and El Camino Real. BMW Encinitas. The Mikey Show. The visit from Michael Jackson. And I want to announce something else, too. Okay, what else? How about that? I'm going to marry Katie Holmes. Why are you going to do that? Katie Holmes is married, Michael. What are you talking about, Michael? You've done this before. I'm going to marry Katie Holmes. No, you're not. How about that I found the pot of gold. I found a pot of gold. You did. Yes, but instead of gold, there was only calamari in the pot. The Mikey Show continues. Rock 105.3. Coming two week from today. Mikey Show Live begins. Oh. MSL. MSL, y'all. What is MSL? It's Mikey Show Live. It's exactly what we did a few weeks back when we had Boston Rob and Boy Blunder doing comedy against each other. And it's going to be great. Oh, by the way, Ash, can you get Craig Gass? Can you get Craig Gass on? Call Craig.
Because Craig's going to be a part of it. Craig will be here that first. He's going to be here for the very first one that we do, which will be on March the 20th. Two weeks from today, we'll be doing our very first MSL. And it will be stand-up comedy. And it will be here at the radio station in our performance studio. Standing room only. 40 people is what we're going to be hoping for. That's cool. And we'll be giving away tickets on the air if you want to come to it. Pretty cool deal. And then aren't we going to do the whole show? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This time. Or last time we just did the stand-up bit. This time. Whole show. All morning. All morning long we're broadcasting from in there. So the 40 people that come in are going to be a part of the show. You know, you're going to hear them. It's going to be awesome. Live studio audience. That's right. A live studio audience. And it begins two weeks from today. So get ready for it. It's called MSL Mikey Show Live, and it's going to be awesome. We'll have Craig on in a little bit. We're going to talk to him about it. Let's see. Okay. I announced this earlier, but my wife and I found out yesterday that we're having twin boys. Yes. And we don't have a name. Now, I have a question real quick. All right. So you're going to eventually pick two names, obviously. Yeah.
Are you going to wait to meet them before you decide who gets what name? Or are you going to be like, baby number one is going to get that name and baby number two is going to get that name? Baby number one. Wow, that's an interesting question. We talked about that last night and she said that we should look at them and see who looks like what. That's cool. Wow. Yeah, because one of them will be named Lucas and the other one we don't know. Don't get them confused after that. I know it. You should mark one of them. But Rebecca did say that she... Yeah. Seriously, I think that they... She said that sometimes when they have twins, you put a little band on them and you write it on there. Yeah. So you don't forget. Yeah. Because I think we would forget very easily. Just like a Sharpie. Yeah. Uh, they're in that stage though, Eddie, where they look weird on the sonogram. Yeah. You know, where they just, they look like it's like you're watching a science fiction or something. Yeah. Uh, so, okay. So we talked about daylight. Oh, you know what I was going to tell people about? Uh, so our program director sent me an email yesterday kind of laughing because, well, you know, she doesn't like Nickelback. Understatement. Very much an understatement.
And Nickelback is going on tour. Oh. And they have a San Diego. Well, you should probably play some Nickelback. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Get us in there. Because I know that Shauna really probably... Give it a spin. Yeah. Spin it. Let's give them credit where credit's due. Somebody needs to. Yeah, I agree with that. What is the date? Sky, do you have it or no? Yeah, well, and what's interesting about that is Nickelback is touring with some other rock bands. Rock bands we play here on the station. Well, they're rock too. So I don't know how Shauna's going to deal with this one. They rock out. The tour is going to be Nickelback. Papa Roach, Hinder, and Saving Abel, and they'll be coming to Cricket. So she's going to have to talk about it. I'm in on that, dude. How can you not promote the Papa Roach, Hinder, Saving Abel? Get Shauna on the phone. How is she going to deal with that? And so the show itself will be September the 5th at Cricket Wireless Amphitheater, and tickets go on sale March 13th. Wow. Yeah. Theater. Amphitheater. Theater.
I don't sound like that. Look at her face! That was last break. Look at her face, guys, still here. That's you just screaming. No, that's some other guy. I don't think we have that new one. Which new one? Oh, that's Arthur's theme. Yeah, isn't it? We have her. We have her online. Hi. Hey, Shawnee. What are you doing? I am getting ready to get out of here. What are you doing? We're talking about the Nickelback show coming to town. Are you pretty excited? Are you pretty excited? Are you going to go? It's a great lineup, Shawnee. Well, you know, I thought that I successfully had prevented them from coming to San Diego. You couldn't stop it. They've gotten too big. Too many fans. Too many fans. Not enough time. I think I may have to go out or two on that weekend that they're here. Oh. Question. I can't be in the same place. I can't be in the same place. Question. Yeah. How are you going to avoid this show? Because the bands that are playing with Nickelback are bands that we play here on Rock 105.3. And they're really good.
Who else is on the tour with them? Saving Abel, Hinder, Papa Roach, Saving Abel. I will work with the other bands, and I won't work with Nickelback. Yeah, but you have to. I don't have to do anything. Don't you have to mention the concert and who's playing and all that? I mean the headliner? Yeah, hello. I could ignore the headliner easily. Really? She's not kidding. Really? Yeah. I didn't think you could. Go check out Papa Roach, September 5th at Cricket Amphitheater. But everybody's going to be like, does she mean the Nickelback show? Oh, yeah. Like, yeah, people would be super confused. Like, well, it must not be the Nickelback show. Or did they Nickelback cancel? Is that a show? A separate show? I got these. I'm not sure. I mean. I don't get it. I don't know if I trust this station. If you like Nickelback, I don't want you listening to this station. Wow.
That is ridiculous. Let me tell you, she's not kidding around. She does not have one song in circulation on this station. And she's one of the only rock stations in the country that doesn't do it. And she says it because she's like, I'm sorry. San Diego listeners are cool. They get it. And I think that that band is lame. This is Shawna. And she's like, and our listeners, they're not going to dig it. What did Nickleback do to her? It's like a fifth grader wrote their lyrics. Wow. It's only because she hasn't heard the new one. How do you not like this song, Shawna? Shawna, is it because you haven't heard it? Something in your mouth? Wait a second. No, it's called somebody or something. No, got to be somebody. Got to be somebody. Come on, listen to this one. Get into it. It's so good. Drown her out, Mike. Is she singing along? I can't tell. Yeah, she is. She knows learning. Hey, Charlotte, at one time, didn't you play them?
Their very first song years ago, How You Remind Me. So you liked that first one. You loved that one. Yeah, but then she started hearing the stuff and she heard the quesadilla and the rock star. Right? Their new song is called Something In Your Mouth. It is not called that. No, no. Eddie, the new song, it's called Something in Your Mouth. Mike. That's a true statement. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hang on a second. I will play it off iTunes. I'll play you a clip. Oh, that's so stupid. See, it's the lyrics. It's the lyrics that are just, like, the music is cool, but, oh, then he, like, when he says stuff. Chad Kroger has something in his mouth. Okay, Shauna. Hey, family show, Shauna. My boys relax.
My brother is so, like, he listens online. And my brother, Steve, he loves Nickelback. And he really defends it. Like, we have serious conversations when I'm there. Do you have Steve-O's number, Ash? Get Steve-O online. Because he thinks it's such a bad decision. He's like, if I were the general manager at that station, I would tell her, you must play Nickelback. That's funny. And he goes, you know, they're fantastic. They're good. You know, he's like, you know. Nobody, he goes, you guys that listen to the lyrics, he goes, there's more people that don't listen to the lyrics than do listen to the lyrics. I'm like, I don't know about that. Yeah, the new single. Not those lyrics when you hear, how about a quesadilla? Maybe the quesadilla's in his mouth. Yeah, you don't know. Hey, Shauna, what do the record people say to you? Well, they've given up on me. They don't even try to get me to play it anymore. Really? Wow. Wow, man. Yeah. Well, and you don't really, in all honesty, that new song, or not the new one, but the one that we were playing right before it, you don't think that's catchy? I have tried to like them. No. Wow. It can't happen. Here's my brother. Here's my brother, Steve. Steve, are you there? Dude, what's up? Have you been listening online? A little bit. Yeah. See, we have my program director on the line. She refuses to play Nickelback.
Dude, that's just wrong. You're wrong. Yeah, and she says it's a lyric thing. She thinks the lyrics are lame. That's dumb. You know what? They're not a rock band. They're not a rock band. Dude, you should be fired. Steve, why do you like Nickelback so much? You know what, dude? Holy cow. Steve, why? Dude, I'm getting my rape whistle and blowing it. Yeah. Why do you like them? Because most people, we've had this discussion. I'm an ex-musician. I'm a drummer. I don't listen to the lyrics. Most of the time I don't listen to the lyrics, but I will tell you the truth. This album that just came out, something in your mouth, dude. Hey, Steve, that had to even make you go, okay, this is a little lame. You know, it's just, dude, it's bro rock. Bro rock. What is bro rock? I've never heard that before in my life. Okay, bro rock is, you know, those jackasses that are in the mall that have the freaking hat turned sideways and the man cleavage shirts on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those douchebags, you know. Well, wait a minute. You like nickel.
Thank you. I rest my case. As somebody who, you know, I dig, I like rock, you know, so if I go see somebody like Nickelback and, you know, Rev Theory and Theory of a Dead Man, if you go to those shows, dude, there's a million hot chicks and you're drinking beer. Hey, dude, wait a second. This is a weird argument. You're giving a ridiculous... He listens to it in his car because he likes it. I mean, there's a million hot chicks at the Britney Spears show. I mean, so that argument doesn't... Hey, all I know is, all I know is I like the music. I just, once he starts... I love them because it's catchy and it's melodic. You know who produced the new album? Yeah, I do. Mutt Lang, the same guy that produced Shania Twain. Really? Yeah. Bryan Adams. Yeah, Bryan Adams and Def Leppard. You know, I love the new album. I like it. You know what, dude? You and I have had this argument a million times. I don't really listen to a lot of the lyrics. Yeah. I don't. How can you avoid the lyrics in a Nickelback song, though? I understand that, but his are so obvious. Have you heard the new one, Tickle My Butt?
It's a good one. Tickle my butt's pretty good. That one I don't mind. Pretty good. Shawna, play the music, dude. Wow. Don't play the lyrics. Don't play the lyrics. Play the music. Thank you. All right, Steve, thanks. Don't play the lyrics. Thank you. I'll play the instrumental. The karaoke version of it. I have always appreciated that about Shawna. You know, she takes a stand. She really believes it. She's like, I think the audience is smarter than Nickelback. Wow. Smarter than the lyrics, for sure. Your brother just said, douchebags listen to Nickelback. Yeah. The douche guys at the mall, and I agree, and I don't think that's our audience. There it is. We're against douchebags. Thank you, Shauna. Oh, man. That's our PD. She's our program director. I love that. Hey, listen. You can't deny it. This music's catchy. It's a great song, Mike. It's catchy, you know? I mean, they got these catchy... But the lyrics... Pet Shop Boys, but we're not going to play that. I mean, I listen six days a week. You guys are awesome. Appreciate it, bro. Thank you. I'm a P1 because of my girlfriend, Lynn, who turned me on the station. Now we got you guys on every morning and stuff like that. Home of the P1s and stuff like that. Rock.
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I sing alone. I sound just like that. You guys are like voice twins. But the thing is, I can only do it when I feel really comfortable and I know no one's around. What if we leave the room? You know what? I think Ashley's in there and everything. We'll all leave. Okay, fine. I'll do it with you guys in the room. I don't. You were right. I think you can do it better. Oh, that's fantastic. That was really good. That is good. Really good. Okay, I'm going to now read to you from Eddie's yesterday. Here we go. Cheddar. It's not funny. It is funny. It is funny. Okay, it's funny. But it shouldn't be. But it shouldn't be funny. Okay. Okay, so yesterday.
Eddie and Boston Rob did the squirrel video, which is available at Mikey show.com right now. It's quite the production. Yes, it was. It's one of the most amazing things I've ever seen in my life. Fantastic. It's fantastic. Compelling. And Rich. And Rich, yes. What a sad ending, huh? Oh, so sad. I was on my edge of the seat the whole time. The little boy. I think the squirrel was like rabid too, man. There's something wrong. He was on the juice. He was crazy. He was juicing. But anyway, so they filmed that. And one of the things that we wanted to do was Rob played the squirrel. And so we wanted Rob to have his face painted. So Eddie's email says. Oh, man. Shooting the video was a lot of fun. The face painter that did Rob's makeup smashed her head on the open shelf in our office. Eddie, you are sick. You're talking out of school. Listen to this. He says, I was proud of myself that I didn't laugh. Yeah, I was proud of him too. I don't know what was funnier. Dude, the sound of that or Rob saying, are you okay?
They're both hysterical. People do that all the time. That cabinet is dangerous. It says, I thought she knocked herself out. The sound is so loud. It was. Poor thing. Eddie says, the best part is after you, Skye, and now her have all done it, we still have it open. We don't close it. And I have two. We've all hit our heads on that stupid thing in there. That's so great. Yeah. Did she hit it really hard? It was like... I thought there was going to be something, like, wrong with her. Like, blood was going to trickle down her face. Yeah. Skye, you were in there? Oh, yeah. Yeah, she was in there. And then, of course, I do my, like, thing where I'm like, oh, people do that all the time. Yeah. Don't feel bad. I just did that last week. It makes it worse. It makes it way worse. It doesn't. It helps. It helps. The deal is, is that that thing is so, when you hit it, it's so loud. And also painful. Yeah, that thing hurts. It hurts. Rob has seen me, because I've done it a couple.
times. It hurts. Ashley does it actually all the time. On purpose. But Rob going, are you okay? That to me was so funny. Did he already have squirrel face at that point? No, she just got there. And his 20 questions. That was so annoying. What? He was like interviewing her. You know, he was asking the most random questions. I asked her, like, what do you do? Are you a face painter? Well, she's there to paint your face. No, it turns out she's a clown. And a face painter. Yeah. Do you do sporting events? Do you know how to juggle? Did he really? Yes. Oh, I don't know how to juggle. She's a clown. I wanted to know if she knew how to juggle. Oh, are you busy around Christmas? What is your busiest season? That's what he said. So tell me, where did you get your strut? Do you have to have a license for this? Are you a licensed face painter? You're something else. Make a friendly conversation while she's painting my face. That's right. What else we got? Face painter, Sky checking out her husband's email. Without his permission. What about Rob's phone? We already talked about that.
I got a topic for you. Okay. What would you guys do if an ATM gave you too much money? Okay, wait a minute. What would I do? Wait a minute. How much are we talking? What are we talking here? Does it matter? Yes. It kind of does. Okay, here's my question. How much is wrong? None of it. I think all of it's wrong. Yeah, it's all bad karma. I know, but at some point, if you're going to take something and you're not going to take something up. If I got 20, if I say I had an extra 20, I wouldn't know. I'd be like, it's almost a waste of time to go into the bank. I'm sorry you're so rich, Eddie. I'm just too important. Yes, my time is too valuable. And so, like, I'm going to go inside and be like, oh, I got an extra $20. Like, am I really going to do that? Wait, are we just talking the machine spitting out money, or are we talking, like, someone's card's still in it and coming out with money? No, no. That is wrong. No. But if it's the machine just spitting out money, oh, well, technology failed, I win. Oh, Rob. Man conquers again.
Don't trust the machine. But Rob. And I take that money straight to... Verona. Exactly. And then double it. And then I take that money and go on a shopping spree. Well, then you can go back and then take the money that you won and give it back to them. Give it back to what? The machine? Yeah. Machines don't need money. The bank. The bank. What? Now, I'll make it even tougher for you. Okay, try. I'll make it tougher for you. Well, first I have to ask Rob. But Rob. Isn't that wrong? Question mark. Stealing. Maybe it was free money day from the machine. But it wasn't. It wasn't and you know it. You know it wasn't free. The machine let some money go. But Rob. Maybe I earned it. Isn't that wrong? Why is that wrong? Because it's not yours. It's not your money. It's not the machine's money. It's the bank's money. And you know that. I don't think you would do it. As big talker as you are. See, that's the thing. I don't think you would do it. Dude, I had a conversation with him the other day. I go, I can't figure out if on the air lately you've been a big talker or if you really mean it. He's like, no, dude, I mean everything I say. I'm for real. I'll tell you, dude.
And I go, Rob, because you've been saying some crazy stuff. He goes, like what? Name what? He goes, seriously, dude. Name one thing I've said that's kind of crazy. I go, what the other day? You said that you thought it was nuts that Charles Barkley was going to go to jail for five days. Dude, you didn't even have to go to jail. I did go to jail. I went to jail for a day. That's how I miss work. Right. And I go, but Rob, that was like, you know, he went to jail for five days. Same crime you committed. You only went to jail for a day. He got sentenced to five days. He spent the same amount of time that you did because you get held. Yeah, for 24 hours. And he goes, all I'm saying is big deal. And I'm like, okay, okay. All I said is he shouldn't cry because, dude, a celebrity, okay, me and a celebrity do the same exact crime. You did. You did. Do you think me and him are going, if I ended up going to jail, do you think me and him are going to be in the same place, have the same choice? But, dude, he's got to go to jail for five days. Five days isn't bad. You did zero. 24 hours. So did he. So then let's say six days from now. Okay. Then six days. I still don't think that's that bad. It's one to six. Because I've been in jail before. I've been arrested before. I don't think six days is bad. I'm not saying. You're a winner. Eddie, we were having this conversation in the parking lot. And I was like, I was looking at him like. Because he's like, oh, dude, how can you not think? And I'm like, I just, in my world. He got hit in the head with that shelf.
I'm telling you. Oh, my God. So, what do you think? Hold on, hold on. So, I'm just curious. What do you think that I'm making up here? Like, that's what I'm trying. Go back to the bank. Go back to the bank. I've had three different instances where an ATM card was left in the machine. Yeah. And I'd taken it and I brought it into the bank. See, he's a good guy. So, you did the right thing. Exactly. Exactly. If there's money, are we talking about I walk up to an ATM machine, there's money on the ground? No. No. Rob, what do you say? You go to ATM. You put in your card. You put in your pin. You say, I want 20 bucks. And then it says insufficient funds. First of all, let's pretend you could withdraw $20. Okay? And instead of giving you 20, it gives you 40. I walk away a winner. Dude, this isn't a slot machine, bro. This isn't Wheel of Fortune. I just don't see three sevens in front of you. You didn't win. The machine screwed up. I'm really going to take that $20 and go, hey, the machine gave me $40. Oh, man. No, I'm not.
Dude, I was in lines at Vaughn's the other day, and there was a five on the ground, and I just picked it up and put it. That's not true. You were in one line. You were in line at Vaughn's the other day. You were in line. All right. So if the Vaughn's cashier, let me ask you this. If a Vaughn's cashier, say, you know, she gives you the change back, and she gives you way too much money. I've had that happen, and I've given it back. What's the difference? That's a human mistake. So the fact that it's the ATM, you're like, well, you have a brain, so I'm not hurting you. Yeah, it's not like it's the machine's money. To me, that's different. Why do you guys think of making this us? I believe you. I 100% believe you're a scumbag. I'm really fighting this point to make myself look like a dirtbag. Wait a minute. You're a scumbag. If it's a machine, you don't feel bad about it? If it's a machine, I don't feel bad at all. I don't feel bad at all if it's a machine. If it's human error. If it's a machine, then do whatever you have to do. No, no, no. If it's a machine, first of all, you should kill it. Yeah, kill it. Kill it first. And you have to burn it, right? Yes, well, you take the chip out of its head. And then you burn it. First of all, you should write that down. The first mistake is thinking that a machine doesn't have feelings. Yes, the machine, they feel. They do? They do? Well, the new hybrid unit. No, okay. That's weird. Okay. But anyway, back to the lines at Barnes. So you're a scumbag anyway.
I do question that. I think that he would do the right thing. It would weigh on him. It would weigh on him. It would weigh on him. You guys are 100% right. All right, I'll make it worse for you then. Let's say, Eddie, that you will give it back, right? Yes. But not $20. $20, I'm having a real internal struggle with. Now, let's say this. Yes. Let's say that you get $100 back, which you would have a struggle with, right? No, I would give it back. No question. I mean, no question you give it back. Yeah. What if that? That extra hundred came out of an ATM at an airport where it's just in the hall of an airport. Why is that? I'll tell you why, because now you're like, what do I do? Yeah. Like, what do I do? Where do you go to give that back? I keep it. Oh, wow. Yeah, I do. I don't know what else to do with it. Big time. And I'm not going to put the effort into finding out, like.
Where do I return this? Like, I would just keep it. I'll tell you what I'd do. I'd shoot it. I'd shoot it and assault it, all right? I'd assault the machine right there. I would open up the rest of the machine and take all of the money. That's right. I would club it. P1 Joe agrees with Rob. Yeah, what's up, man? Well, I'm lying, so you can't agree with me. Go ahead, Joe. Go ahead. I'll tell you that. I have to agree with Rob. I mean, I think anyone would take the money, especially with the time that the economy is in right now. The economy. Yeah, but, yeah, I mean, that doesn't mean we're, like, looting the streets because the economy's bad. Oh, we're not? Well, you are at the funny big store. No, actually, I was looting last night in Escondido. Yes. I'll take the ham and onion rings, pessoal. Thank you. That's all I want. Shut up. By looting, you mean... Taking ham, right? Yes, yes. The ham loot. Shut it up. It's called hoot. Stop. Hooting. Yes, I was hooting last night. Ridiculous. It's when you break into groceries and you just take pork products. Hooting. Who's with me? P1 Paco. Hey, Mikey, sure? This is P1 Paco. I just wanted to say that I work at a bank.
And if you use the bank ATM, what we do is the bank will just take, if the cash box is out of balance, they'll just take the money back out of your account. And if you're negative, you're negative, and they'll charge you fees and whatnot. I get that. I understand. I get it. But the question is honesty. I have a more ponderous question. I love ponderous. Ponderous. You walk up to the ATM. Yes. You go to put your card in. Yeah. And where the money comes out. There's money there. Uh-huh. Oh, I don't like that. What do you do with that money? I don't like that. Definitely. That one's easier for me because I'm going, oh, man, somebody. Yeah, me too. Well, yeah, that is. Somebody lost their money. That is like when I've walked up and there was an ATM card still in there. So you would take the money out and walk it into the bank. Yeah, because it's a human being. Because that's a human error. Exactly. It's not the machine. Because someone totally spaced on it and, you know, and who knows, their card still might be in there. You are Prince Charming. Are you people out of your minds? You don't think the machine is going to hurt you? It's a trap. Because it is. It's a trap. It's a trap? Get out of there. Oh, no. Don't touch the money. I don't care if you're a hooter or who you are. A hooter. Whether you're hooting. He won Barbie hater.
Hey, Mikey. Hi. My roommate was in line at the bank, and in front of her was this little grandpa, and it had happened more than once to him where this ATM had given him more money. So he went in to try and give it back, and they wouldn't take it back. They said that they couldn't. Why? What the heck? They said that there's no way for them to, like, put it back into the, like, to deposit it just randomly, just under, like... just to put it in the bank, back in the bank. You know what? Listen, that, you know, okay, maybe that was their policy or whatever. Yeah. But the question isn't really, well, what is going to make the accounts right? What's going to make the books equal up in an equal balance at the end of the day? That's not what this is about. What it's about is, well, morally, what's the right and wrong thing here? Rob says if it's a machine, it doesn't matter. It's not a human error. And that if it's a human error, it's a person you're affecting and that's wrong. Yeah. So he says if it's a machine and it's a mechanical error, who cares? But I say that money belongs to somebody. If it's the bank. Well, it's not yours. It's not yours. We're all like, you know, counting on the money to be there. And if that happens all the time, the money's not going to be there.
Yeah, the saying goes, find these keepers. Losers, weepers. Losers, weepers. If you found $50 just on the ground, but it was near a home, would you bring it up to that home? I think that's different, but that's an interesting question. I mean, it depends. Do I find it on the public sidewalk or do I find it in their yard? If I find it in their yard... Maybe you find it right like... What are you doing in their yard? I'm looking around for stuff. Just trying to find it. Picking some oranges. Looking for an entrance place. Yeah, that's a good question. What if you find 50 bucks around somebody's place? See ya. Really? Ash says no. I'm picking it up. Yeah, because I'm not going to risk. Like, if I were to go up to some stranger's house, first of all, I'm not comfortable doing that. Like, anyways, that freaks me out because you never know who's in the house. Right. And then it's like, well, what if it's not their money, but they're like, oh, yeah, that's my money. Well, you would have to ask them how much. Yeah, but that's not your bad. I'm like, I'm not even going to deal with that. Like, if I find it on the street, I pocket it. But you don't walk up to them and go, hey. Yeah, but you don't walk up to the house and go, did you drop this 50? Who wouldn't say no?
I'm saying, did you lose some money? Isn't that the morality of it? That means that our morality is based on what... Okay, if we know that a priest lives there, we know that he's going to tell the truth, probably. Sorry, Father. So that means that your morality is based on other people, not your own morality. I didn't say... Yeah, you did. You said, no, if that person's... They're probably going to say it's theirs. And so I'll do the wrong thing. If I found the money, I wouldn't bring it up to the house. That's my money. I found it. I wouldn't bring it to the house. What if you found it in their, what if you saw it in their driveway? I mean, it depends, man. Can I grab it and run? Yeah, see, driveway, I for sure would take it up. If it's like in their driveway, then I don't know. Hey, money bags over here. Why are you saying anything? What's up? Yeah, why is Sky... She hasn't said a word. Not a word. Money, money, money. My friend Rob is speaking. This is your favorite subject. My friend Rob is speaking. Go ahead, Rob. You guys, I love money. Sky, what would you do? No, do not get... Sky is looking at Eddie right now like, don't we have to break? What's up? Money, money, money. No way. What? I don't even know what the question is. Question is, you went up to the ATM.
And you put in for a withdrawal and it gave you back 20 bucks too much. If the ATM gives me too much money, I believe it's going to come back and be taken out of my account. You do? Yeah. I believe eventually it'll be deducted from my account. So if it's, you know, 20 bucks, 100 bucks, I'll just take it and wait for it to be deducted on my account. And if it never is, then cool, my score. But if it's... If it's more money than that, then I'd probably bring it in because I don't want to take that much money. Are you just getting that because that guy just called and said that's what they do? No. Like, no. You know I'm a weirdo. No, I would hold on to that ATM receipt for like ever and keep checking it against my account. You would? Yeah. Okay. That's how I roll. What about if you get $20 back from the lady at the grocery store? I'd give that to her. You'd give her back to $20? Yeah, I've done that before. You have? Yeah. Is there an amount that you wouldn't give back? I don't know if it's $5. Well, see, it depends if I notice it or not. You do. If I notice it at the cashier, I'm going to give it back to her regardless of the amount. But if it's, you know, if it's less than 20 bucks and I'm already like in my car on the way home, I'm not going to turn around. What about $100 on mistake? Because now we're talking about... Speaking language, I like to talk. Well, now we're talking about...
A lot of money, and this is a rare situation. That's impossible. How's the grocery store going to give me $100 cash? They made a mistake. It got mixed up in the bills. It got mixed up in there somehow. Like, instead of a one, they gave me $100? Yeah. Well, that's... Well, that's ridiculous. Who wouldn't do that? Who knows the difference between a one and a hundred? Is there really a difference between a one and a hundred? Well, not to me, but... In the hoot... Hoot, hoot, hooting! Let's go hootin'! Can I please have the ham special with onion rings? Listen to this. Is this ham through one of the examples of you playing Sky's voice? Is that what this is? Uh-huh. Listen to this. I'm going to play this for you. Boston Rob going through a drive-thru with Sky's voice saying this stuff. Can I please have the ham special with onion rings? Right. To a drive-thru. Yeah. To see what they'll say back. Can I please have the ham special with onion rings? I really love ham. I'm going to tell you about this story. This is weird, man. Apparently, the Postal Service bought a $1.2 million house for an employee, and they're in some hot water, and I'll explain next.
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So basically when like the high up dudes in the post office get a job transfer, the post office will buy their home so they can just move and not have to worry about selling their home. And then the post office takes it on as their own thing and then tries to sell it. Oh, wow. Yeah, which is weird. Now, keep in mind, the post office is struggling. They're raising the price of stamps. They're talking about cutting mail on Saturdays because they're struggling financially. And we all know that right now the real estate market is crazy. Like real estate is kind of a risky investment right now unless you're buying a foreclosure or something at rock bottom prices. Well, the post office has just bought this dude's home in South Carolina who they're transferring to Texas for $1.2 million. And who knows when they're going to be able to sell it and who knows if they're going to get all that money back. What happens if somebody has equity in that house and the post office buys it? Like, they're basically making a profit on government money. Like, when it happens normally. Yeah, the post office will buy it for whatever, you know, the assessed market value is. So, yeah. So, to the person selling it, to the person being transferred, it's no different than them selling it to, like, a private person. So, they get their equity. Yeah, they get whatever. It just seems weird because, like, what if you couldn't sell your house? Like, you know, you got it on the market. Like, people around you, they can't sell their house. They got their house up for sale.
If you work for the post office, the government just buys it. I don't know. And I guess a lot of companies do this for their higher ups and even some U.S. government agencies do this, but they have a cap. Like the Food and Drug Administration will do this for some of their employees, but they won't do it if your home's over $330,000. Like they have a cap. They don't want to, you know, make such a risky investment on something so expensive. So most companies have a cap, but the Postal Service didn't. So this one house they just bought for $1.2 million. How's a dude have a $1.2 million house? He's a postal. Yeah, South Carolina, 8,400 square feet, six bedrooms. 8,400 square feet. On a lake with an indoor pool. What's that guy doing? Why do you need an indoor pool and a lake? Yeah, that's a good question. Well, you're in South Carolina, you know. It's bugs and weird stuff. Why do you need a jacuzzi? Why do you got that? You know what I'm saying? That's what I do. You got a cotton hose. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's that.
There's a whole bunch of stories I still haven't got to that I want to tell you guys about. Where is it? Where's my regular? Aww. My regular. I don't know. Oh, you know what I forgot to do, by the way, and I want to say hi? Bianca is in the studio with us, too. I don't think I said hi to Bianca. Hi, Bianca. Bianca won P1 Trivia. She's the best. Very sweet. Hi, that Bianca. Yeah, she said she couldn't sleep last night. Aww. She was so excited about coming in. Aww. Right, Bianca? Yeah. You're the best. You're the best. Let's see. Speaking of ATMs, a guy in East County that was suspected of trying to break into ATM machines led police on a chase and then crashed. Whoa. Rob? He wasn't in East County yesterday. You, sir.
So this guy was suspected of using a blowtorch to try and break into an ATM at a strip mall. It's the machine's fault. Yes. It should be resistant to blowtorches. That's right. So this was in downtown Lakeside. And then this happened. And then about four hours later, police saw a car that maps the description of the car of the guy trying to break into the ATM. So they tried to pull him over. Of course, a chase pursued. They ended up on the 8. And then they were in La Mesa. And then they were in El Cajon. and then finally they got on Fletcher Parkway and they went on that for a while. Fletcher. And then this dude lost control of his car and his car jumped the car. Where were they at? Were they over by the Best Buy or were they more by Costco? I don't know. It doesn't reference the Best Buy. Okay, well, it's new, so that's probably right. Could be by the Carl's Jr. Yeah, I see. I know too. Chins. Oh, yeah. Great Chinese. Next. You're just bragging. So anyway, so the car ended up jumping the curb and crashing into a utility pole. Holy cow. And at that point, the dude jumps out of the car and decides to make a go of it. Jump in my car. No, jump out of the car. Jump out of my car. He was jumping out of the car. Jump out of my car. He doesn't really do that. He tried to make a go of it on foot, and that's when they let the service dog after him.
Needless to say, the dog was a little bit faster than this 52-year-old man. So the dog took him down to the ground. Obviously, he had to be treated at the hospital for some puncture wounds inside the car. Inside the car, they found a blowtorch, a pellet gun, some weed, some drug paraphernalia, and also tools possibly intended for use in burglaries. Oh, no. So there we go. Oh, no. Eddie, get ready for this one. Front page of the newspaper. Obama is open to compromise on health care. Well, what the hell? Well, let me read you what our El Presidente is up to. Here we go with the haters. He says, President Obama says that he is going to end a decades-long stalemate on overhauling the health care system.
And indicated for the first time that he was open to compromise on details of the proposal he put forth in the campaign. Meaning that the proposals that he put forth in the campaign were unrealistic, which is what we were screaming from the rooftops. That is your opinion? And so now he's doing exactly what we... Oh, I... I can't do that. They're not going to be able to pay for that. But now I'm in. Scott, you voted for this guy based on his ideas, right? Yeah. Now he's saying, oh, well, yeah, I'm in here. They're not really realistic. See, he's not saying that. Mike is saying that. Well, he's saying that I'm compromising. Why is he compromising? Well, this is my interpretation of what happened. Okay, what is it? Well, yesterday he had a health care summit where he sat down with 120 lawmakers and people in the health care field, and they're pooling all their ideas together for what will work the best.
So he's not being a dictator and being like, this is the only way I want to do it. He's saying, this is the end goal you want. Can I finish my sentence? This is the end goal I want. What is the best way to get there? Because you guys are experts and I'm not. This is the goal, but let's work together to figure out how to get it. He campaigned based on his ideas. I'm sorry he's not a dictator. I'm sorry he's not a dictator. Can I finish my sentence? No, you may not. Buy your own damn prize. Buy your own damn prize. I think it's great. It's a joke. I think it's great. I'd be furious. I would be furious. I'd be like, dude, I voted for you based on your ideas. He's not saying that the end goal is not going to be the same. He's saying he's willing to work together. He's saying he's going to compromise, which means it's not going to be the same. When a Republican gets elected into office and renews, nigs on the stuff they said in the campaign. Yeah. He's not reneging, bro. They reneig. He's not reneging. They're not standing up to the stuff. Yes, he is. That's what you're making up in your head. But when Obama does it, he's not a dictator. He's not. It doesn't sound like he's reneging. You're making that up in your head. Yes, it is. You guys, all I said when we were going up to the campaign was I was going, we can't afford this healthcare system, you guys.
It's not possible. And we're working it out. He's working with experts to try and figure out how to accomplish it. Isn't that what you would want him to do? That's a very clever way of saying he's not going to do what he said, which was, I'm going to make universal health care available forever. And we were like, where are we living? You can't make that call until it's finished. That's his end goal, right? To have it like that? To have universal health care? Yes. And he's also going to cut the deficit by half. And everybody gets to fart rainbows. He said that. He did say that, Scott. We can't judge until the plan is proposed. This is a joke. You guys are a joke. You're haters. Two words. And that's the other attack. If you criticize anything, you're a hater. Because you're criticizing without details. Oh, please. I just heard the details. The details is he's going to compromise. Well, yeah, that's upsetting to me. He shouldn't. He shouldn't compromise. But if there's a better way to go about it than his initial idea, we shouldn't do that? If you campaign based on this idea, and one of his ideas was universal health care, and this is what I want, and this is one of my big grand ideas.
I'm not going to compromise on that. This is what people voted for. They voted for me because I gave this great idea. See, to me, reality is compromising. Like when he ran, he said, oh, I'm going to get the troops out of Iraq in whatever, X amount of days. Now he's going three months over that deadline because he feels that's what's best for the country. He feels that's what's best for the troops. He doesn't stick to his word. That's terrible. And he's sending 17,000 people to Afghanistan. Which he had said from the beginning he was going to do. No, he did not. Yes, he said he was going to focus our... troops on afghanistan not iraq sky he said he was bringing them home from iraq oh sky come on don't do that you know that's not true i have campaign speeches that were sent to me from youtube where he's saying exactly this thing in fact i watched it the other day you're skipping over the 90 day deal that he had to change yeah he definitely changed that but see that's my thing i'm willing to let him compromise for the betterment of the country. Absolutely. I have no problem. I don't want somebody to say, oh, just because I said that, I have to do what's crappy for the country just so I sit to that. So your idea was crappy? Why the hell did I vote for you? Well, maybe it wasn't as realistic once you sat down with the experts. That's fine. But if he's still working on it to get the end goal, I support that 100%. I don't want somebody to be all rigid running based on ego. I don't want that. His head's in the right place. See, listen, guys. This is the difference between liberal and conservative.
Politics. Conservatives go, we're going to be realistic about this. Liberals go, we're going to say things that sound really, really pretty. And if you disagree with it in any way, not disagree, let me take that back. If you give any resistance, then you're a bad person. And we're going, and the conservatives are going, no, we'd like that too. We think that sounds great. We just know we can't do it. The liberal says all these things that sound great, and people are like, with their hearts, they're going, oh, that sounds so wonderful. It sounds magical. And then when they get there and they go, what are you talking about, dude? You can't do that. We're haters because we pointed out? These are things that we said at the beginning. Well, you're saying he's reneging, and he's not. He's working to get it done. He's changing his idea. That means that you're reneging. It may not look 100% like the original idea, but the end goal is still the same. You can change it any way you want to make it look more pretty, but it's still... No, it's cool with me, bro. It's lipstick on a pig. No, it's not. Thank you. You're Sarah Palin. Got another one. This one's going to be a much more heated debate. Robin Williams has to have heart surgery.
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Oh, no. Not now. Oh, we don't need this now. Don't freak out. You're fine. Instead of the five days he was supposed to serve, he will now only be serving three days. Two more days than Rob served. Yes. Eddie? Wow. What did I say? He's a celebrity, man. Of course he's not going to. But he got more than you got. Eddie, we were going to stay calm, remember? I said it didn't make any sense. We were calm. Why is Rob like this? I don't know, but he's going to... Why can't they just stick with the sentence that they gave him? What did you want him to get? The original sentence was 10 days. I mean, it depends on what state you're in, but he should just get probation. But because they gave him an original sentence, why is it getting changed now? So it should have been 10 days? I don't think... That doesn't happen for normal people. It doesn't. It doesn't.
That doesn't happen with... I agree. People that are not celebrities. No, you don't. Mike is living in fear. He's the man. He's much stronger than I am. Hey, there's places you can go, Mike. Where? I'm in the corner. Becky's house. Yeah, I've heard of Becky's house. It's a safe place. I'm not a girl, first of all. It's a safe place. It's cool. All right, well, hey. All right, guys. Well, I'm going to do some... Are you hiding? Oh, are you hiding? I'm out of hiding. I don't need to hide. unplugged your computer. Rob is fine. It's a safe place. I'm fixing the carpet. Why are you fixing the carpet over there? I messed it up. Okay. All right. Are we ready? For what? Well, to finish up. Sure. I have a couple of items and then we have to go. Yeah, finish it. We have to go. Okay. The Hills producer has confirmed that someone named Lauren Conrad is leaving the show. LC. I don't know what that means. That means there's going to be another spinoff. You think so? Well,
the mountains. Yeah, they did what? Laguna Beach turned into the hills, right? Yeah. And then the hills, yeah, one of the girls left went to the city, so wherever she goes, whatever land. How do you know this stuff? It's Rob's favorite. Sarissa loves all this stuff, and I have to do, like, ugh. So you have to watch it? Yeah, well, they say that... Has she got a gun to your head? Eddie, what are you doing? What are you doing? Do not provoke. What I try to do is I'll take cigarette breaks when the show is on and I come back for the commercials. Yes. The commercials aren't that bad. Yeah. But sometimes I do catch some of it. Mikey just, I am me and said, you're gay. No, I did not. Sometimes I enjoy it. I unplugged my computer. Oh, did you? Well, so I don't know if there's going to be a spinoff, but they say that she's leaving the show because she wants to lead a more private life. So that doesn't sound like a spinoff. I've been hearing rumors that she's like, out, she's done. So this show is going to be called Private Life. That's right. Lindsay Lohan's mad she didn't get the Vanity Fair cover. She's in line. Wait. She actually did a photo shoot, Mike. That's the difference. I did one. For Vanity Fair.
That is right. She did a Madonna-inspired photo shoot for Vanity Fair. So did Mike. I totally did, too, with the cone boobs and the whole thing. And then they ended up using the pictures inside the magazine, and they put Katie Holmes on the cover. Oh, snap. Dude. Let's see. The Beatles are getting their own version of rock band. Oh, really? It's pretty cool. Rob, are you going to play? Play over my house? You can be Ringo. You can be Ringo. Oh, he's going to let you be Ringo. Come on. I don't want to be Ringo. Who do you want to be? No. And he doesn't like playing on guitar band. And has anybody seen, not to change his topic, but there's a commercial for the Wii Fit. What about it? Do you guys, have you seen the commercials for it? No, but I know somebody that lost 425 pounds. No, you didn't. Wow, that's an accomplishment. With the Wii Fit. That is huge. The commercial is ridiculous. Why? What's the problem? I thought at first it was like a Tim and Eric commercial because it's so, it's so absurd, but you. What's the deal? What does it do? Well, they just show, do you know what the Wii Fit is? It's exercise. It's, well, it's like a little board. It looks like a scale almost, you know, and you just step on it.
And you're supposed to be able to do exercises on that. My parents have it. I did it at their house. It's cool. But you exercise to get points. You exercise to get points. No, you can set a trainer in it. You can put your weight, your height in it. You can set a goal. It's insane. It's a legitimate workout. It's not like a game. You're right. There is points. Which would make it kind of fun. hula hooping. They have like skiing and all kinds of different stuff that makes you actually move, you know, and stuff like that. And, you know, there's time trials and things like that. And they'll rank, you know, like where you are and stuff like that. Baby steps. Some people have to start with a Wii. Ashley, what are you going to say? It's great. If you don't go very often, like let's say you like haven't been for a couple weeks on your Wii Fit and you go back on, they'll be like... Where have you been, Ashley? Really? Haven't seen you around. Oh, yeah, they shame you on the weekend. And they shame you for not working out. It's really good. That is. Yeah. I've heard great things. Bring your kids outside. Please don't buy that. Why can't you do both? Because you're spending so much time inside on a video game. Rob is going to be a strict dad. Oh, man. He's got a lot of issues. No, we're going to go outside and throw the football around.
That's a good idea. We're going to do that. And then you come back inside. You play a little Wii Fit. Absolutely not. That's right. No. You know what, man? You've really changed. For the better. 570-1053. And at the beginning and end of every show, we do an open phone segment so you can call about whatever you want. I had to take the slash part out of the wrestler theme that I was playing for my testimony because it was a little distracting. The what part? You know the part where Slash plays in the middle? It's kind of distracting. It's a little much. A little much, right? A little something. MSL's coming up. Mikey Show Live. Dude. Two weeks from today. It's going to be us and 40 of you. Oh, I love it. Can't wait. In our performance studio. It's going to be fun. With stand-up. And it'll be two weeks from today. B-Rob's going to do stand-up. Craig Gass is going to do stand-up. Which is a story in itself because he says he could do seven clean minutes. That's amazing. I'm talking about Rob, not Craig. Oh, good. Yes, Ash? Question. How are we choosing the 40 people to come in? We're going to be doing giveaways, and we're also going to be giving some away online. Oh, yeah. I like it. On the WW? How about that? P1 Danny, Hall of Famer. P1 Danny. Come over to the microphone. Tell everybody about what's going on tonight.
What do you got? So tonight we're going to be doing the P1 site party 09. We're having, I guess, you guys come over. I guess everyone from the show except for Ashley is going to be able to be there. We can't confirm or deny that. She might be there. I saw it on TMZ. We never want to say that she's not going to be there because then people will be like, oh, she might be there. I'm going to go. In reality, she'll be in Big Bear, but let's put out there that she might be there. I'm not sure yet. She's considering gold. Tentative. Tentative. So as of now, we have 30 people confirmed and a possible other 30 people might be coming. No, it's $15, right? $15. So come on. Can I pay that with a credit card if I have? Yeah, you can show up at the door or you can pay online at P1Site.com. Nice. Yeah. Look at that. This is all interesting. Right on. Can I trade you for a CD?
Sure. I have a question. What percentage does the Mikey show get of the door? Are we working 5%? I mean, I think 5% is generous. A talent fee. Yes. Yes, there is a Talant. Where can I set up my signing booth? Yes. Do we have a place for me? Of course, $35 for a headshot. Yes. $25 for a picture. Only because the economy's so bad. Right. Otherwise, it would be a lot more. You're getting a deal, buddy. Yes. Right. That's great. And what is the Talant fee that we are planning on paying? One gold bar. Yes. One gold bar is the Talant. That will work. Wonderful. What time? 7 o'clock. Oh, yeah. 7 to 12. Until the sun comes up, baby. That's weird, Mike. All right. Let's take some phone calls. P1J Rost is on the line. Yeah, I just wanted to talk about the Wii Fit you guys are talking about. Right. It's not meant to be like a whole workout program. It's just like, you know, where you start playing your games, you know, like whatever you're playing, Sean White or...
You know, to get on, you know, 15 minutes or whatever, do some, you know, get your exercise in before you start. Some calisthenics. Exactly, you know, so you're not just sitting there playing your regular games to get you in the mood to, you know, want to do something else. So it kind of protects them from lawsuit, kind of like why McDonald's starts selling fruit. Is that what they do? I don't know. Seriously? It sounds like it, yeah, but I mean, the Wii is so interactive anyway, you know, you're not just sitting there, you know. Yeah, Rob, you hear that, buddy? That's right. With all due respect, that thing is stupid. I didn't hear the respect part. At least it was respectful. Except for the respect. But I didn't hear that part. P1 winners? Yeah, hey, I wanted to talk about getting extra change back or mistakes being made. Yeah, what do you think about that? If you were to get like an extra 20 bucks at the ATM? Well, it all comes down to karma. Thank you. Well, about three years, now you've got to listen to this story. About three years ago. I was at work, and I had gotten paid, and I was on my way to the bank. I went to the bank, cashed my check, and I was on my way back, and I stopped at Jack in the Box, and I ordered some food. And the total came to about $10.10 or so. And I gave them an exact change, a 10 and some change. And the lady hands me back a $10 bill. And immediately, I go, no, no, no. I gave you a 10. She goes, oh, my bad. And she took the money back. On my way back to work with my food, I stopped at Vaughn's.
And I was getting a carton of cigarettes. And it came to like $38. And I gave the lady a $50 bill. And she automatically pulled out of her drawer about $47 or so and handed it back to me. And as she was handing it back to me, I go, wait, wait, wait. I'm thinking in my head, wait, wait, wait. But I'm going, this happened again right now? So I just took the money knowing that she's given me too much change. I put it in my pocket. thinking, okay, I'm taking the money, and I left the store and went back to work. I sat down, ate my food at work, and I work right next to a mall where I decide, hey, I'm going to take this money and I'm going to go buy a pair of sunglasses. You know, I've just gotten paid and I've got extra money now, so I'm going to go buy a pair of sunglasses. Bro, we've got to wrap this up pretty soon. Okay, okay, so I go to the store to buy the sunglasses, and, you know, I've been waiting for the lady to give me extra change back, and she doesn't, but... It ends up she gives me an extra pair of sunglasses. She gave me one out of the box and one in the box. And the next day I took the $47 back to Vaughn. But I kept the pair of sunglasses and I had the worst luck. I still have the worst luck three years later. You think it had to do with it? It comes down to karma. But how do we know? If someone gives you too much money or extra change or you find a $20 bill somewhere.
Leave alone. How do you know that that extra $20 bill coming out of the ATM machine isn't good karma for something you did three weeks ago? No, no, no. You're roasted. It sounds like you're the luckiest guy on the planet. Yeah, dude. Thank you. Let's see. P1 Body. Yeah. What's up? I just got my coworkers to start listening to the Mikey show, so I just want to give a shout out to them. Dude, that's awesome. Oh, yeah. Very cool, dude. That makes you a good P1, man. Thank you for doing that. Yeah, and you guys have a good day. All right, dude, you too. Let's see. P1 Cheesy. Hello, Cheesy? Oh, my goodness. P1 Birdman, go ahead. Yeah, I just had a question for Eddie. What up?
You've been reading those $5, $5 spots for the Padres, you know? Yeah. And from your time over the last couple years, I kind of gathered that you don't care for the Padres organization on a personal level. Not true. Okay. I'll just say, because you just kind of... That's not true. I have a problem with some of the product they put on the field, sure. Okay, that was kind of... And then the way they do business, that is the product on the field. You know what I mean? Yeah. All right, well, no, I was just wondering, does that, like, you know, eat it? Do you eat and read those, you know what I mean, promoting them? Not at all. Here's the deal, and I'll be the God's honest truth, is that I want, I'm a Padres fan, so I want the best team possible out there. And, you know, the fact of the matter is going to a Padre game is kind of an experience. You know, it's more than just watching a baseball game for me. And the fact that they're doing these crazy food deals is awesome. And they're, you know, slashing prices and they're doing all kinds of stuff. That makes me want to go to the baseball game. It makes me want to go watch and support the team. Now, if they're not very good, that blows. And I'm definitely, you know, I have to be honest. You know, if they're not doing good, I'm going to be honest and say, listen, man, I think that they should be doing better. But I'm still going to go support the team. I'm not a fair weather fan. I'm not going to not show up to the game. Yeah, I'll tell you this.
Eddie wouldn't be upset about the Padres if he didn't care. Well, yeah, it's like when you're passionate about anything. If they do something cool, you are super, super stoked. And if they do something that you don't like, it hits you hard in the heart. And if you don't like them, you just wouldn't care. And what they're doing with this value lineup, to me, is beyond amazing. It's awesome. And so I'm definitely going to tell you guys about it. Five, five, five. It was on the cover of the Union Tribune because it was so incredible. You talked me into it. Thank you. That one was easy. P1AO is on the line. What's happening? You know, I'm staying on point like a pencil, kid. You dig? I'm pointing like a pencil. Staying on point, homie. Staying on point like a pencil. Come on, Flavor. Come on, Flavor. You know? I just want to let y'all know, I'm going to see y'all tonight at the mothership, baby bubba. At the mothership tonight. Right at home skillet. That's how I grill it. You know what I'm talking about? For the real. Thank you, AO. Come on. Two fingers, spread them apart. Holler. That's what I'm saying. Thank you, AO. It's time to take off. End of the show on Friday. I give you my testimony. I'm going to do it different today. I have to. You know, if you don't do it different, then it's like people are just hearing the same thing. Do it different by...
I'm not going to do the music today. You're going to sing? I'm going to sing it. I used to drink a lot. Wait a second. No, I got to make it different. You know, I used to, I used to definitely be a very different guy than I am today. And the truth is, you know, like my wife asked me today, why did you take off the, you know, I don't have any facial hair right now. And she asked me, why did you take off that facial hair? And I keep saying, I don't know. I don't know. And the truth is, I really don't know. I think the answer, though, is somewhere, somewhere in there. The answer to that has something to do with the fact that I am becoming something different and have been for years. And it's because of God's influence in my life. And it's been very, very, very, very powerful. I am a living, breathing testimony.
The fact that I'm a different guy today than I used to be before is a living, breathing testimony. No one can take it from me. And no one can say, well, it isn't real. Because all you have to do is look at me and look at my life. It's changed. It's different. I was looking at my son the other day. And I would have never been this dad. I never would have been this dad. I probably would have hit him. I probably would have treated him poorly. And the reason is because of all of the stuff inside of me. For years and years of stuff inside of me. But God helped me work that out. That's what I tell you at the end of the show on Friday. God helped me work it out. Every day he changes it. And he makes it into something different. And I'm really, really grateful for it.
because there were times in my life where I was hopeless, desperate. There are times in my life where I was desperate, where I felt that there was no hope in my life. I used to think of things that were promising that could be coming up in the next few weeks for me. And I would let those little hopeful things get me from one week to the next. And I would try all sorts of different things to make me feel better. Porno. Sleeping with girls, drinking, doing drugs, treating people really bad on the request lines when I used to do the nighttime show here, making fun of people, putting people down. I used to do all kinds of things that for a moment would make me feel better. But it wasn't until I gave my life to God to let God do stuff in my life that things really changed for me.
And I like to share that message with you on Friday. I need to share that message with you on Friday at the end of the show. Because as much as I love tone deaf karaoke, I can't do this for the tone deaf karaoke part. I love to be able to have the tone deaf karaoke part during the week. I love it. But that's not why I went through all those things. I went through all those things so that I could tell you what happened. So that there was a reason for it. And I could tell you what happened. The deep, rich, beautiful, gorgeous changes that I wasn't capable of. But God drove stuff out of me. I'm not perfect, man. Trust me, I'm not perfect. And I screw it up every single day. And I ask him to please help me to make it better. But I'll tell you what. He changed things around. I have hope today. I never used to have it. So that's why I tell you about God's influence in my life.
Go to MikeyShow.com, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. When you sign on, you're going to see up at the top in the menu, you're going to see something that says help. You can type in the keyword help. There's a banner right on the front. The banner changes every few seconds. And if you don't see the help banner when you first sign on, just give it a few seconds. Eventually you'll see it. But there's a lot of ways to get to that help page. And if you're having a hard time with addiction or depression or an eating disorder, or anything like that, you can go to that site and it'll help you out. And pretty soon I'm going to start making that thing bigger too because God's putting it in my heart that I need to start helping in a bigger way. And so I want to start doing other stuff too. But right now you can go there and you can look at it and you can get some help if you need it. I'm going to play the song about hope at the end of the show called Tunnel. It's by Third Day.
And the lyrics to the song are really, really awesome. And it's all about hope. So if that's something that you need right now, hope, please listen to the lyrics of the song. The lovely and talented Missy is up next. See you at Dave & Buster's tonight. See you again on Monday. The Mikey Show's out.