The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 03/17/08
Monday, March 17, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
poker comebackhouse huntingTiger Woodsfan podcastJeremiah Wright controversytrivia contestteacher proteststattoosteen self expressionshepherd's pieM. Night Shyamalanhospital safety
Mikey, Eddie, Sky, Sean, Ashley and Boston Rob moved between personal stories and recurring comedy bits, including Gravy Beard's poker comeback, a fan-built tribute podcast, one-word tattoos and a fierce argument over shepherd's pie. The show also covered Tiger Woods's 25-foot winning putt and turned Boston Rob's uninformed attacks on M. Night Shyamalan into a prolonged showdown with Eddie. Serious debate broke out when Mikey questioned whether students protesting teacher cuts truly cared and when caller Lisa argued that her teenage daughter Allison should dress sexier to attract dates; the other hosts and callers largely pushed back. The crew examined Barack Obama's response to Reverend Jeremiah Wright's sermons and ended on Dennis and Kimberly Quaid's account of their twins' hospital overdose and their campaign for safer medical systems.
What happened, in order
Gravy Beard's comeback
Former professional poker player Budweiser, nicknamed Gravy Beard, recovered from a tiny chip stack to win Sky's home tournament and guarantee himself years of renewed confidence.
The fishbowl house
Eddie and his wife loved a model home but rejected the last available version because a house squeezed onto the hill would look directly into their backyard and bedroom.
Tiger's impossible putt
Tiger Woods sank a 25-foot birdie on the 18th hole to win the Arnold Palmer Invitational, prompting the hosts to joke that his fifth straight PGA Tour victory looked like witchcraft.
The fan-made show
P1 Danny, Quimby, Talon and Spaceboy stayed up until 4 a.m. building a miniature studio and recording a podcast that recapped and paid tribute to The Mikey Show.
The Wright controversy
The crew played Reverend Jeremiah Wright's inflammatory sermons, then debated whether Barack Obama could credibly reject the remarks while explaining his long relationship with the pastor.
Lady Bird steal
In the Dumb Chick Challenge, Ashley guessed that Claudia Johnson was called 'CJ,' but Sky stole the three points with 'Lady Bird' and quickly won by identifying Richard Nixon.
Students or slackers
Mikey argued that many Rancho Bernardo students protesting teacher cuts mainly wanted to skip class, while Ashley and callers insisted that some students genuinely feared losing teachers they valued.
One-word tattoos
The hosts chose revealing one-word tattoos—Eddie picked 'warrior,' Sky picked 'peace,' Boston Rob planned 'loyalty,' and callers offered everything from 'honor' to a VOID stamp over an ex-wife's name.
Mom wants a makeover
Caller Lisa wanted her shy high-school daughter Allison to dress sexier and get dates, but the crew and callers argued that she should respect the girl's style instead of tying popularity to revealing clothes.
Shepherd's pie standoff
Sky rejected shepherd's pie as an uncontrolled mix of meat, gravy, vegetables and mashed potatoes while Eddie, Mikey, Sean and callers became comically determined to make her try it.
Shyamalan showdown
Boston Rob mocked M. Night Shyamalan's films despite never seeing one, repeatedly confusing Unbreakable and Signs with unrelated movies until devoted fan Eddie threatened to choke him.
The Quaid overdose
Dennis and Kimberly Quaid described how their newborn twins received two massive heparin overdoses, then said they would press Cedars-Sinai for safety reforms rather than sue the hospital.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkySeanAshleyBoston RobBudweiserTiger WoodsP1 DannyQuimbyTalonSpaceboyBarack ObamaJeremiah Wright
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604. Today, the Lieutenant Governor of New York will be sworn in after Governor Spitzer stepped down after being connected to a prostitution ring. It's March Madness. Time to fill out the brackets. The field is set for the NCAA tournament. USD is going to play UConn in the first round. Wow. Dude, did you fill out brackets yet? I haven't filled them out yet. Now, do you have like a ritual or anything? Do you do it in a certain way? No, not necessarily. I just, you know, you go online and and you can enter a bunch of different tournaments, like ESPN has one, Yahoo, all of them have them. So I usually fill them out online, and then I print it, and then I just fill them out that way. Different brackets? Do you do different brackets for each? Same one. Same one every time. Really? So the same one you do for one guy will be the clear channel, the work one, and all of that. Wow. Sky did very well last year. Yes, thank you. She doesn't know anything about college basketball, yet she came in second place. That's the best way to do it. I'm going to try again this year. Nice. Well, we'll see what happens. I would like to. How much is it? Is it a lot? Well, the one here at the station is free. Oh, you do it for free? Yeah, because gambling is illegal, Mike. Oh, okay. So if you win, do you get like a brown... Eddie, what is in your eye? I don't think I had an eyelash. Eddie had an eyelash in his eye. Oh, that happens. Sorry about that.
So if you win, do they give you like a... They give you prizes. Little prizes. What was last year's prizes, Skye? I got some gift certificates to a local restaurant. And then I think the first place winner got like an iPod or something. Oh. Yeah. Well, then. It's cool. Good morning, every Bubba. Yep. We got an announcement to make to you before the hour is up. And it's pretty cool. We got something pretty cool going on. So we're going to tell you all about that. And your phone calls, 570-1053. You can call us and talk about anything you want. Friday night was a party over at Skies. What up? And I was extraordinarily happy on two specific fronts. One was Eddie's brother-in-law. doing this stupid bit that made me laugh really, really hard. It was the kiss fight. He kept challenging guys to a kiss fight. Oh, that's intimidating. And he was doing it really tough and oh, did it make me fight? Or did it make me laugh? No, I did not fight. Really, you fought it? Yeah, I kiss fought and I came in second place. Well, congrats. Only two.
There was only two, yeah. There was that. And then the other thing is I was reunited with Sky's front room chair or living room chair. I saw you. I saw you chilling out. Dude, I love that sucker. I really do. You feel so good. I know. One day she's going to come in there and it's going to be gone. So welcome to the program. So who ended up winning the poker tournament? In a shocking fashion. Yes. It was our friend known as... Oh, wow. Shocking. A.k.a. the beard. Gravy beard. Gravy beard won. Wow. Now, this is what you need to know about Budweiser. First of all, Budweiser is on the afternoon show. Yeah. The BC and Clint show. He's on that program. He used to be on this program. And, you know.
Through a series of events, unfortunate events, he was relieved of his duty. That's true. But we're still friends with him. And for a short time, he was a professional poker player. That is true. That's how he made his living. The funny thing is, is that when we get together for these home games, he rarely wins. He's usually first out. Yeah. Almost every time. Yes. Which becomes a big joke. You know, we always have a good laugh. Because he was pretty close this time. I mean, he was down to just a few chips really early. I thought he was going to be the first one out. And then he just made this huge rebound. Yeah. Now, him winning this sucker is going to now give him confidence. Oh, yeah. To continue to play forever. Forever. Forever. Not for like the next two years. No, no, no. Forever. And so, but anyway, it was a lot of fun. It was really, how's your husband feeling?
Yeah. You know, the next day he woke up, it was just kind of, we've been doing this. We've been like almost getting the full blown illness and then no, just kidding. So yeah. So he did okay. And you know, we had a nice weekend and you know, he was being so paranoid about not wanting to, he wanted to like elbow bump everybody so he wouldn't like be shaking hands. And I'm like, dude, I mean, you're not, I mean, that's nice of you, but you're like going to extra freak people out. They're going to think you're really, really sick. And he kept, you know, using the Purell. Okay, guy. It's okay. Yeah, no, I mean, I guess it's nice, but I felt like he was freaking people out, you know, like he was on his deathbed or something. But no, it was a good time. He had a great time. He came in third and that, you know, made him happy to, you know, at least win our money back. Very nice. Sky, you got a comfy house. Oh, thank you. I can't wait for summertime because I was saying to Rob, I go, in the summer, sitting on this back patio is going to be pretty nice. Yeah, I'm excited for the backyard to be done. I'm glad everybody came. It was fun. Rob was rocking the high-low. Yeah. Nice. What that is is, you know, one article of your clothing is very cheap, and that was the t-shirt. Extremely cheap. And then the jeans are like $400. Oh, wow. It's called the high-low. Yeah. In this case, it was the low-high, but, you know, what are you going to do? Don't forget the hat. The hat. Oh.
Awesome. Yes. Rob was rocking. Highlight of my weekend. Yeah, what do you call those? The hat? They got a name, that kind, that style. Like a cabbie hat? I don't know. Cabbie hat? Hooligan hat. Yeah, hooligan hat. There we go. I don't know what they're called, but you recognize it as soon as you see it. Oh, yeah. It's the nice hat. Like those King Ghoul hats, you know, that Samuel L. Jackson wears. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It looks like that. I love them. So, there it is. Eddie is our producer. And our sports guy, he wore the hat at one point. It was awesome. I love it. I love it. I'm really thinking of switching up my style. That's right. Really? That's right. Me and Rob. It was looking good. Yes. Nice. Your birthday is coming up. Can you imagine if Eddie and Rob had switched clothes that night? Oh, my gosh. Just for a night? No. Eddie, you still looking for a house? Dude, that's all we did all weekend. How'd it go? It was...
good and bad good was um we found a model that we loved yeah both of us immediately agreed and you know which is rare because yeah you know we're very different me and my wife and we both loved it immediately we're like dude we want this house this is it uh we checked with like the property manager and they only had one left and and the model yeah and the model's like a a billion times more because you get everything that comes in it, which is kind of crazy. Like every upgrade. Everything. Well, you get the furniture to every single thing that's in that model, which is rad, but it's about $100,000 more, you know? Right. And so we were like, okay, cool. Let's see the one you have left. Yeah. Well, the one they showed us, it was really weird. Like they, we walked in and we noticed right away, like when you look at our back, what would be like the backyard? Mm-hmm. there was another house that was built above it. It's kind of on a hill. Like a little fishbowl. If you look out their front yard and their front door or anywhere from the front of their house, you look...
directly into the back of ours. And so I was like, dude, that's creepy. How do people get to the front of their house? You know what I mean? They had a driveway on the side of our driveway that goes all the way back. It was weird. It was basically the developer wanting one more house in there. He was like, let's squeeze that one in there. And so I was like, nah, I don't want people looking at my bedroom. That was a bummer. We saw some other models we liked, but I was like, well, let's not put all our eggs in this one development. Let's keep looking around and stuff like that. We looked at another development that we liked, but probably not going to happen. Do you do it both days? Yeah. Do you guys notice Saturday the Arctic Circle came blowing in? That was crazy. Anybody notice that? That was crazy. As soon as the very second we were done looking at houses, I was like talking to our real estate guy outside of the place. And it just starts hailing. And I'm like, dude, we got to go. We got to get out of here. It was crazy. So weird. Yeah. Rebecca goes, today is colder than any day like in the wintertime. And I go, isn't that a bit dramatic? Don't you think that's a little?
Did you have to make a fire or anything? I know it, yeah. I was like, man, I hope we make it. Light your furniture on fire. Skye is our news girl. She's 30 years of age. Hi. And her birthday is in October. That's true. When is your half? When's the half birthday? Did it already happen, right? No, boy. It already happened. Oh, really? Like, you wouldn't have heard about it? I think we did hear about it. No, we didn't. We did not hear about it. You're a dead man. Oh, no. People are dead. I'm dead. I can't look at her. I'm afraid to look. I'm afraid to look. You should be. I'm sorry, Scottie. Well, I mean, he doesn't know by now. I was obviously kidding. He doesn't know. It's in April. I know that. I know it's in April anyway. It's April 22nd, Mike. That's right. Every year. Every year that sucker falls there. That's the half birthday. The greatest day ever. Thank you. Uh-huh. It was the boo's birthday yesterday. Big 31. Yeah. So we did nothing all day. That's what he wanted to do. Nothing. That's a nice thing. We did. We ate Mexican takeout and we watched stupid movies and television all day. What'd you watch?
Well, first we wanted some good laughs. So we're like, oh, let's watch Saturday Night Live on the TiVo. Right. Yeah, not so much. And then that new, well, it's not new, but on like Starz or HBO or whatever, they had that Jamie Kennedy movie, Kicking It Old School. And I thought it was going to be like funny, stupid. Yeah. And it was just the latter. Just the stupid part. That sucks. So, yeah, we had a couple of doozies, but then he was real happy watching this old house and all his, you know, fix it programs for the next like. Would you do nap while he did that? I did a lot of laundry, Mike, a little cleaning. It was it was a nice day. There you go. Yeah. Let's see. Sean is our sound effects man. And once again, the camera angle is a little bit different today. It's always the same. No. What we're looking at today is Sean from The Nose Up. And he knows it. And he's well aware of it. Well aware of it. See, he's being smug. He knows what's going on around there. It's not true. I have an idea why maybe that's all we're seeing. Well, I got an email from Sean this weekend. He didn't go into detail. He didn't elaborate.
But apparently Sean bought a whole new wardrobe this weekend. It's not for air, you know. Uh-huh. A whole entire new wardrobe. What the heck? What's going on? I was forced. What? My wife forced me to. Where did you go? We went to, well, Mike, we went to the big and tall store. I see. All right. Big and furry. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. No. You did not go to Big and Furry. That is not true. We went to Nordstrom and Nordstrom Rack. Wow, fancy. Panda Warehouse. Shut up, dude. Sorry. It's before 6.30 on a Monday. What kind of stuff did you get? Shorts. Yeah, dude, you got shorts, dude. Pile them everything. Uncle Shani. I'm not playing today. Oh.
I want to know. What did you get? Man-chan. Did you get new ones, dude? Oh, boy. I got new clothes. Yeah, did you get new convertible pants? What are those called? Top-down, dude. They're called convertible pants. They're called ca-pants. I thought they were called shants. Yeah, dude. You know how come? Because they have a hidden zipper, dude. It's like finding the idol. Oh, boy. In Raiders of the Lost Ark. Oh. Yeah, you know what? Sean. Throw me the zipper, I'll throw you the whip. Oh, boy. I don't think that's how it goes, Beto. It is, man. I know. And then you unzip. Yeah. And suddenly, you're frolicking in the sea. Ooh. That sounds like fun. That sounds fun, yeah. Nah. Tell him, Uncle Sean, did you get new shants? Sean? He won't tell you, Sky. He shant. Aw.
Sean, I want to know all about the new clothes. Where did Sean go? He left. Did he get up and walk away? He's weird. Looking for the bottoms of his pants. Oh, they're lost. Dang it. Ashley is our assistant producer, 24 years of age. She will have a birthday within three months, where she'll be 25 years of age. She now has a boyfriend. And he is a good man. Mark. Mark. Who called him Mark? Who do you think? Blunder. This is the best. This is the worst, dude. Oh, gosh. How did it even happen? You know how many times he has done that? Called people by the wrong name. He still calls my friend Brendan, Brandon. Awesome. Like, every time he sees him. We've met him like a hundred times. Every time he sees him, he goes, hey, what's up, Brandon? Funny. And every time we go, it's Brendan. Brendan. And so he calls... That's something an 80-year-old man does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For some reason, he thought Ashley's boyfriend's name was Mark. It's not. Not at all. His name is Sean. Yeah. Why did he think it was Mark? Did he say?
Oh, I don't know. No. He just thought it was Mark. Thought it was Mark. Looked like a Mark. Yeah, I was like, hey, Mark. Well, and he was, you know how, like, Fish gets in that, like, mode where he, like, is very bossy, like, in terms of making sure everyone has the right amount of chips. Yes, I do. He knows how to play. He's running the table. Where are you supposed to sit? Yes. And he runs a tight ship. Yes, he does. You know? So he was in the middle of his, like, spiel, and he's like, you got that, Mark? You know? And he always starts. cracking up. Wow. It was Mark, bro. Oh, that must have been awesome. Classic. Ashley's new boyfriend's name is Mark. Yes. Did you and Mark do anything cool this weekend? Not really. We watched a couple movies. We watched Troy. Wow, you love that movie. How many times? It's so good, right? Really? I love it. And I started to watch Friday Night Lights but fell asleep. But it was really good what I saw of it. Oh, there you go. But we had a really kickback weekend. I slept a lot. Fantastic. Boston Rob, he's 25. He's engaged to be married. He's got on a baseball cap today. And believe it or not, it's a Boston Red Sox baseball cap. That's crazy. One more week. Are you the only ones wearing green today? What's going on? I know it. Oh, man, I should have done some green. I forgot. I know. I know. I think that when I was driving in.
Hey, Sean, you got any Irish? Take some time. By the next break, Shawnee, let's have some Irish music. Let's get in the spirit, man. Let's do it, Jake. I like it. Yeah. It's St. Patrick's Day. I got some. Faith in Begora. Yeah, give me some of that. Here we go. Listen to this. All right. Kiss the Blarney Stone. Yeah. Let's see. Sky's Irish? Yep. Who else is Irish? I got a little in me. I am. I am. Really? So Sean, Skye, Ashley, and Rob all have a little Irish blood. Yep. You guys like corned beef and cabbage? I love it. Never really had it. Making it tonight. Are you, Skye? Yep. So is my wife. Really? Well, more like making it this afternoon. Is it a process? It's 50 minutes per pound. Whoa. That's a heck of a process. Yeah, I actually...
I actually have to start it when I, like, around 3.30. Is it a crock pot thing? Can be. Yeah. Or just a big pot. Most people just boil it. Yeah. Although, if you're Rob, you were going to bake it. Wait. Hold on. He's trying to get the recipe from my wife. He's like, oh, good thing I asked. I thought you just baked it. 20 minutes a pound when you bake it. Throw it in the microwave. Yeah. Oh, my. Rob, you had a lot going on this weekend. Yeah, I worked at the St. Paddy's Day parade event on Saturday, all day Saturday. That was a blast. I'd never been down to that. It was kind of a trip because at one part of the parade, there's like nine DeLoreans that are going down the road. Really? I've never seen them like in real life up that close. Yeah? And I was trying to figure out like... They're all headed to 62. Yeah, did you go back in time?
Like, do these people, like, is that, like, a weekend car for them? Is that, like, their daily, you know? Like, do they drive to work in that? It was kind of a trip. How do you get parts for that? I have no idea. And they all looked really good. Like, they were all, you know, mint condition. And then yesterday I went food shopping in Solana Beach, which is a trip. Really? I live in Claremont. So, like, the Albertsons is normal. Different. Solana Beach. Wicked rich. Like foods I've never seen before. Wicked rich. Oh, this is called a tomato. I'm telling you. That's great. What kind of stuff did you get? Oh, man. Oh, I got a bunch of deli meats. And I got so much stuff. Right. Like breakfast foods. So that you know, Rob can't say that word. He can't say that word. Breakfast. What is he trying to say? Breakfast. He says breakfast. I love it. And it's not a purposeful thing. He can't say breakfast. He can't say breakfast. He can't say that. I had that same problem when I was five. It's so crazy. Maybe just go to a child therapist. You'll be over it in a second. I haven't seen one for weeks. Zethian Oates. He is 22 years old. And I finally got to meet his girlfriend. Although...
A little disappointed I never did catch her name because he kept trying. He was trying for an hour to tell me, but it was like, I told you as soon as I walked in. I didn't catch that. It is with a lot of happiness and joy in my heart that I introduced to you. Yep. I didn't hear you. So that was the only downside to it. Beautiful girl. Very sweet. And finally got to meet her. It was very nice. And his name is Zeth. We're all very good friends with him. He's a young man. What else can we say? Shows his boxer shorts. Oh, weird. Weird but true. You gonna have any corned beef and cabbage, little guy? I had some on Saturday. Did you really? Yeah. Girlfriend made like a bunch of it. She was on the stove for like five hours. I felt bad for her. She know how to cook? Yeah. Which works out well because I cannot. 570-1053. That's our phone number.
Call us at the beginning and end of every show. You can talk about anything you want. Like, you can talk about how Tiger Woods appears to be involved in witchcraft or something. I don't know what it is. It was unbelievable. I was watching mostly basketball yesterday, but I just happened to turn over. I remembered that there was a golf tournament going on, and I turned over just in time to see the 18th hole, and he's tied for the lead. And I'm like, you've got to be kidding me. So, well, he's going to win, right? Well, he hits his third shot, and it's about 25 feet from the hole. It's pretty far. I mean, so you figure there's going to be a tie, there's going to be a playoff, and he'll win that way. No, he doesn't feel like doing that. He sinks the birdie putt from 25 feet out. Oh, shut up. Wow. And you think at this point he'd be like, ah, whatever. He was stoked. Like, he grabbed his hat.
threw it into the ground. Really? Yeah, he was pretty fired up. Is that different? Does he do that? Not that much anymore. He used to really give the fist pumps and stuff like that. But like you said, he's been winning so much. It's his fifth straight win on the PGA Tour. Holy cow. And I think it's like seven or eight in a row because he's played a couple tournaments overseas that aren't in the PGA. But I mean, he wins every tournament he's in. Yeah, he's very different from you and I in terms of golf. Yeah. Most of us, we don't play golf like Tiger Woods does. Not so much. He's real, real good at it. Open phones beginning and end of every show. 570-1053 is our phone number. And you can call about anything you feel like calling in about. It's up to you. It's an open phone segment. So questions, comments, stuff you watched on TV. Anything you want is up to you. Some real weird thing happened in Sacramento. Don't know if you heard about it. There was a big giant truck carrying millions of bees, and it crashed. Oh, come on. No way. And those bees went flying everywhere. Oh, my gosh. This is a cartoon? I'd freak, right? Yeah. Now, what happens? Well, the fire department comes out there to help out, and they're all getting stung. Oh, my God. Can you imagine? I'd freak. It's a nightmare.
But I'm sure they were able to wrangle every last bee, right? Well, I think they did the best they could, Mike. How do you even wrangle one bee? Well, they eventually got bee handlers out there who use smoke to calm the bees and to try and get them back in their hives. But they said that there are about 400 hives. That's anywhere between 6 to 16 million bees. When this semi flipped over on Highway 99 in Sacramento yesterday morning. Why is a truck carrying bees anyway? Crazy. Where are you going? Yeah, where are you going? If you're going to drive bees, why don't you be careful? Yeah, be careful. Be careful. Well, it was on its way from Washington. I guess the bees were being used in Sacramento to pollinate an almond orchard and then were being sent on their way after their beeswax was done. There you go. Hey, speaking of almond orchards, P1 Hannah, are you there? Yes, I'm here. You have a question. I have a question for Sky. You were talking about the almond cake you were going to give your husband? Yes. I just want to know how that went. Well, um...
Don't make that face. It was a very yummy cake, which was nothing like almond cake. So whatever that's worth. Maybe the best cake I've ever had. It was a nice white cake that had a little citrus flavor to it with some white frosting covered in almonds. But it wasn't what the husband wanted. But no, it was not. You never ordered it? I tried to order it from the exact bakery he wanted it from, but they would not ship their cakes. Okay, thank you. Thanks. Wow, there it is. But everybody said it was lovely. It was really good. It was yummy. It was yummy. P1 Ryan is on the line. Ryan, are you there? Hi, Mikey. I have a question for you. Okay, before you ask, can you tell everybody what a P1 is? A P1 is the most awesomest person that listens to this show. That's true. Yeah. That is true. Yeah, I'm definitely a P1. Listening every morning before work. Okay. And now, is that? At this point, is that all you know about being a P1? It's okay if it is. Let me teach you. Let me teach you more. A P1, when they call into the show, they turn their radio down, get to the point, and don't cuss. And so we tell you, know the rules, and that's what a P1 is. A P1 is a Mikey show listener, to be sure. So if you hear the word P1, you know they're not listening to somebody else. They listen to us exclusively and for long periods of time.
Not for five minutes, but for long periods of time. I mean, we're on the air upwards to four hours, sometimes longer. So, anyway, what were you calling about? The first I missed most on your show that I haven't heard for a while is Ramsey. Where is he? Ramsey is still here. Yes, Ramsey is still here. He's changed race. What? Well, ever since Don Imus went on the air, with his tirade about the nappy-headed hoes. Ever since that happened, we had to change things up a bit around here. So now Ramsey is white. Sensitives. Is that why he's wearing loafers? That is correct, yes. With no socks? Yes, that's why he's wearing the eyes odd. Looks good. I like the new look. Very handsome. I have a question for Ramsey. Go ahead. Ramsey, what do you think about ham? Oh, no. Here we go. I love it, but I don't get to eat that. Very good, Ramsey. Very good. And why don't you get to eat it? Because it's your favorite. That's not exactly right, Ramsey. Try again. It's not really because it's my favorite, Ramsey. Why do you not get to eat it?
Because you say that's... Because it doesn't belong to you. Ramsey, are you feigning pain? You're not really feeling pain. You're acting like... Oh, it hurts. Ramsey, I don't believe it. Yes, it does. I don't think I even got you. Ramsey, then take that. Ramsey, when you say yahi... You get hits with the whips and see what sounds you makes. Well... The only reason I'm saying this to you, Ramsey, is because you're experiencing pain like a comic book. Like, yes, wow. You're not in a cartoon, Ramsey. Yeah, Ramsey. Why is she yelling at me? Ramsey, take that. Now I know for sure. Now I know for sure what I suspected. Thank you. There it is. P1 Florida kids on the line. What's going on, Mikey? What's going on, dude? I just want to call and announce I'm having my first kid. I'm pretty excited about it. When are you having the kid? November 24th is when he or she is supposed to be here. There you go. Good day. That's my birthday, sir. Great day. Are you not going to find out what it is? You don't know what it is? Oh, you don't find out until the fifth month is what my wife told me. Okay. Are you going to find out? Yes. Yes. Okay, cool. If it's a boy, name it Rob. We already have our names picked out and everything. What is it?
If it's a boy, it's going to be Noah Clark. And if it's a girl, it'll be Addison Ann. There you go. Love it. All right. Thank you, man. Rock on, dude. Appreciate it. Yeah, we met these people at church this weekend that are going to have a kid, and they don't know what they're going to have. Our friend Tony does it that way every time. He's got four daughters, and his wife is pregnant again, and they don't know. In fact, the baby's going to be born in April. They don't know. I don't know how you do it. We're not going to. You're not? Really? Rebecca says that if we ever had another one, she wouldn't want to, but I said, I don't know how you do it. I guess you just sit there and wait, you know? There's plenty of people that do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my gosh. It's the way it used to be, you know, but I think it brings more fun to it, right? It's exciting. Yeah, it makes it a little bit more exciting. A little harder to plan, but... Okay, now here's the deal. In less than 20 minutes, we are going to tell you... what we have planned for you. We got an announcement for you, P1s, and we'll do it very soon. Also on the show today, something we call the Dumb Chick Challenge. Oh, boy. Yay. Something called the Dumb Chick Challenge will be on. And what else? I'm going to be asking you, if you ever got a tattoo and you could only have one word as the tattoo, it had to be a word, what would it be? We'll do that in a little bit, not now. I'll tell you about some shows that are premiering tonight. Why?
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And you know how crazy texting is now with teenagers and stuff like that. So if you're a parent and your kid is running up your bill with their text messages, get them a Cricut phone because it's free. Oh, come on. I mean, that's it right there. That's enough reason right there. But there's a million reasons why. You got to check out Cricut, man. They got all the cool phones, all the cool hip phones that you want. And no contracts. Please. Nice. So, Skye, what's the website? It's mycricket.com slash San Diego. Toast St. Patrick's Day with a black and tan, a two-century-old tradition that's synonymous with St. Patrick's Day in the U.S. To prepare an authentic black and tan, first, fill a glass halfway with Bass Ale, then add Guinness Stout. Bass believes the two combined make the original and best black and tan. Want to impress your friends by pouring the perfect black and tan at parties? Then pick up the Bass Brawley, an exclusive Bass black and tan pouring tool, which rests on the top of your favorite pint glass and allows the stout to flow through slowly, resulting in the perfect black and tan. The Bass Brawley is available now where you buy Bass and at Bass.com.
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And then you can start doing it all the time. It's been a pretty awesome way for people to communicate with us. And they're doing it all the time now. Mikey, I must thank B-Rob for the tip. Smittix is a great beer. Smittix. Cheers. And that's from P1 Be Drunk. I like that name. That's right. Happy St. Patrick's Day to everybody. If the person is not wearing green, you pinch them is the deal. I did not know that until last night. Really, Rob? You went to school, right? Yeah, you didn't get that in school? I guess I was just always wearing green. Wow, look at you. I never knew that. What the heck? Yeah, that's what I said. Another text says, what did Eddie end up wearing Friday for the bet? Signed P1 VM0. Eddie wore one of the most ridiculous costumes I've ever seen, ever. Yeah, it was like a mishmash of ridiculous things. Yes. It was a grass skirt. It was a ridiculous wig. It was like Elton John gigantic glasses and a big dope he had. It was very strange. It was fun, too, man. I mean, there were a couple of hundred P1s that came out for the P1 party on Friday.
We were out at Joe's Crab Shack in Mission Valley. And literally, they had this whole side of the restaurant just for P1s. We filled up every single seat. And people had to wait outside until other listeners left lunch so that they could get in. So there was like a line of people waiting outside to get in. Literally hundreds of people showed up for this thing. And thank you to everybody that showed up. I saw, over the weekend, I saw P1 Danny and P1 Quimby. They go to the church that I go to. And they gave me a CD of their podcast. It's like an homage to The Mikey Show. What? They're such big fans that they wanted to do a podcast where they do a weekend review of stuff that happened on The Mikey Show. It's one of the most amazing. So it's like a podcast for their website or something? Rob was asking me that this morning. I don't know. One of them needs to call in because here's who was on it. Quimby. P1 Quimby. P1 Talon. P1 Spaceboy. P1 Danny. And Spaceboy spent, I'm not kidding you, eight hours.
Putting together a control board and like microphones and like all this stuff. Eight hours. Finished at four. And Danny was helping him. Finished at four o'clock in the morning. Holy moly. Dang. And Quimby was just waiting for him to finish. So she's sleeping on the couch. Wakes up when they're done and they do a podcast. And it's great, man. It's great. And so. That's cool. Yeah. I mean, they are uber fans. Yeah. Uber fans of The Mikey Show. So I got a chance to listen to it. It's pretty funny. And with their permission, we'll play some of that for you later on. P1 Tiffany. Yes. What's going on? Not a whole lot. What can I do for you? Well, I had a question for the entire Mikey crew. Uh-huh. I was curious if on Saturday... at Balboa Dog Park if you guys would like to come to my dog's first birthday party. Uh-uh. No, not me. I will. Listen, not a dog's birthday party. I mean, people now are having parties for their dogs. What are you talking about? What kind of dog? You know, it's kind of the closest I get. What kind of dog? What kind of dog? A Siberian Husky. Ay, ay, ay. How old is the dog? He's going to be a year old on Saturday. Wow.
It's his first birthday, Mike. Pay attention. Are you buying him presents? Uh, yep. They're already wrapped and, you know, at my friend's house so he can't get into them. Wow. The dog's not a snooper, is he? He's not a what? Snooper. He's not getting into it. Sounds like he is. Yeah, does the dog snoop into what he's getting? Let you know what he wants. Exactly. Well, it's good smelly stuff. So, you know, like dog treats and everything. So he'd snoop it out. Yeah. Well, I am not. Listen. Do you know anything about the personality? You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? Like there are the dog birthday celebrators. And then people like me who my dogs get a birthday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know my dog had a birthday. There's that guy. And I think I may fall into the latter. But you know what? I say knock yourself out if you want to have. How many people are going right now, Tiffany? I mean, it's not big. I mean, there's like five or six and they're bringing their dogs and everything.
You know, it's more so a human excuse because, you know, we can get together and, you know, be social and let our dogs go play and get tired. How do you do this? Evites? How does this work? Well, it's pretty much the same thing. You know, we've made human friends at the dog park that we all meet up at the same time after work every day. And, you know, I'm sitting with my husband. I'm like, you know, we're not going to be able to have kids. And I'm like, this is my first dog I've ever had where I've known exactly when his birthday is. Ashley, do you do birthday parties for your little pug, Pugly? I've only had her for two and a half months, but I definitely see the same people every night at the dog park. We're all friends. We all hang out, and we'll go and take our dogs to different dog parks together, and it's kind of like a little group. And definitely, we all look at our dogs as if they're our kids. And would you do a birthday party for your dog? I'm not really into birthdays, period. No. So I wouldn't, but I definitely know it's very common. There you go. And fun, yeah. There you go. Well, good luck with the party and let us know how it goes. All right. Have fun. Take some pictures. There you go. Thank you. I figure it didn't hurt, you know, because I'm still kind of new around here and everything. There you go. There you go. I mean, it's a great way to meet friends. Great way to meet friends, no doubt about it. Oh, yeah, definitely. Thank you, Tiffany. P1 Danny is a Hall of Famer. Yeah. And Danny...
is calling about the podcast that they did. Now, can people actually hear the podcast, Danny? We have it up on the site. It will be up. Okay, it's on p1site.com. Yes. Okay, so that's where you guys will start to post it. Yes. How often are you going to do it? We decide to do it bi-weekly. Okay, so every other week. Yes. There you go. Well, the first one's good. They recruited Quimby to, like, host. Yes. Yeah, they made Quimby host. How did you guys come upon that decision? It was kind of a general decision. She's the one that kind of keeps us boys in line when we're out, like, kind of hanging out. There you go. It was a natural decision when it comes to that. There you go. Yeah, it was. So, yeah, we kind of, we were up until, I think Space Boys up until, like, 4 o'clock in the morning the night before. He's got sound effects. He plays the Sean sound effects, you know? Oh, my gosh. It's amazing. It's amazing. Wow. So, hey, Danny. That's crazy. Thank you, Danny. Appreciate it. Thank you. P1 Paparazzi is on the line. Oh, man. Now, that may broke... Eddie's giving me the break sign. It's time. It is time. That broke a record. There's no doubt about it in face drop for Eddie on that one. Paparazzi's real name is... His name is Brad.
We're late now. Brad, how old are you? I'm 26. There you go. He's 26 years old. And Brad, what were you calling about? I had a customer who had a dog birthday party for her dogs. I showed up and she's like, oh, excuse the mess. I just had a party. She had dog hair everywhere, doggy beds everywhere. She invited every neighborhood dog to her house, at least 10 dogs. She had games for the dogs. Oh, man. Party favorites for the dogs. Every dog had a parting gift. That is very different from me. Sounds like a good time. I do not do that. But, you know, to each their own. Everybody's allowed. Okay. Free country. Thank you, Brad. If you want to, you can read our personal thoughts. It's called a blog. And you can read it right now by going to MikeyShow.com. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. And in the keyword section, type in blogs, hit enter, and there you is. When we come back from this break, I'm going to tell you what we have planned for you P1s. We're going to make an announcement right after the break. Also going to tell you who the number one seeds are in March Madness. Don't go away. Mikey's show continues. Thank you for being big enough to laugh at yourself this morning. Okay, time for our last movie review. Here's a clip from the new film, Pregnant Dude.
I'm going to be sick. Oh, dude, you're going to be a mom. Finally, a film that takes on the taboo of male pregnancy. I give it four stars, Carl. Six Flags. Yeah, you mean Six Stars. No, Six Flags. This movie looked kind of stupid, so I went to Six Flags for spring break instead. But it's a four-star movie. Yeah, sorry. Flags are more fun than stars. Stars are billions of light years away. Six Flags is right here in the area. Yeah? Jane, Six Flags is a triumph. I laughed, I cried, I screamed like a little girl. In fact, here's a clip of me screaming like a little girl on Tatsu. Six Flags! This spring break, don't miss the coaster capital of the world. Six Flags Magic Mountain. Take on all 14 record-breaking coasters. And this spring break only. Pages $29.99 on admission with a coupon from participating Burger King restaurants while supplies last. Park Open Daily starting March 15th. Spring Break presented by Ballpark. More flags. More fun. Six Flags. Did you know Mazda's having a really, really, really, really, really great sale?
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At the concerts in the Park Box office are also through Ticketmaster locations. So a couple of the really great shows that I think would be so much fun to go to. Flyleaf and Seether are playing April 19th. I don't know if you are very familiar with Flyleaf, but they're an up-and-coming band. They're so good, and their new single is playing on our station. It's really, really good. And then Cedar, of course, love them. Carlos Muncy is going to be playing August 9th. We've got a lot of great summer shows going on for you, so make sure to check it out. Don't forget, tickets go on sale, and they are going to be available for purchase. This Friday, March 21st at 10 a.m. at the concerts in the Park Box office or through Ticketmaster locations. So make sure to get in on that. At Walmart, today's a great day to save money. Start saving now with 34.5-ounce Folgers custom roast coffee for just $5.28. 17.5-ounce family-sized bags of Dorito chips for only $3 each. Or get 56-ounce Breyers all-natural ice cream for only $2.98. Save money. Live better. Walmart.
presenting the Mikey Show Battle of the Sexes. Johnny O'Boy, what actress played the part of Charlotte in Sex and the City? Was it A, Kristen Bell? I'm under attack. Are you guys on your period? The Mikey Show continues. Rock 105.3. Nice to have you here. It's 6.59. Some breaking news. Heather Mills has just announced announced that she has been awarded just under $50 million in her divorce from Paul McCartney. Holy cow. Today was the day, right? They were supposed to rule on that today? Yes. Oh, my. That's crazy. That's a lot of dumb. Yeah. Padres, they played the Dodgers in China in a two-game series. Pretty crazy. Hour later, they felt like playing again. Oh, yeah, all right. It'll get me every time. It'll get me every time. It's a classic. It is. It is.
That's right. It's like a fine wine. Our phone number 5701053 and our text number 35253. If you are not a member of the Mikey Show. Oh, what was that, Sean? What just happened? Sean, what happened? The handle from the chair just came completely off. The armrest. Quality. I'm looking in the camera at Sean. Sean's in San Francisco. We look at him on a camera. That's crazy. Quality, bro. Yeah, the arm of the chair that he was sitting on just broke off. Don't need that. Do you have another chair you can use? Oh, this one's still good. Oh, come on. That's going to be terribly uncomfortable. Just don't lean to one side. Oh, there he goes.
Oh, that looks terrible. Okay, yeah, if you want to text us, 35253 is the text number, and we've been reading your texts. And if you're not in the Mikey Show P1 Text Army, you can get in it by texting the word Mikey to 35253. Eddie, who are the number one seeds in the tournament? Well, you got North Carolina, who's the number one overall seed. And you got Memphis, UCLA, and Kansas. Is there one of those teams that you particularly think is great? Like North Carolina, you said they are like the best. Well, they're the number one overall team in the country. And yeah, they're good. All the teams are real good. Do you have a prediction in terms of who will win? Come on, Mike. You're not allowed to do that, right? You can't do that. I can't give up my final four yet. Because in order to do that, in order to say who you feel might win the whole tournament, is to give away some of your bracket. Pretty much, yeah. When will you announce your brackets? After the tournament begins. The Oracle does not give information on his brackets until a very particular time. I don't want people copying my bracket, man. That's right.
So he will not say at this point. Now, are you ready for this? We have our P1 announcement. We are going to be hanging out with you yet again. We are going to be hanging out with you this Friday. So in other words, we hung out with you last Friday. We're doing it again this Friday. We're just we we want to. That's the bottom line. We want to. Where are we doing it? A1 Speed. I loved it. I loved that place. I loved it. It's where we were doing the Eddie B. Rob challenge where I had to play for Eddie because he was sick and I lost it. Nah. I tried. Part of the problem is that Rob weighs four pounds and he sailed around that track. That's right. He sailed around that track. But it is going to be this Friday. We're trying to make it so that you're off work and the whole thing.
And so we're taking vacation next week. So this will be like a good chance for you to hang with us. You know, before the vacay. So that'll be this Friday, March 21st. We'll be out there 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. Good time because you'll be getting off work and everything. Yeah, perfect. So 5 to 7 at K1 Speed in Carlsbad. And Park Place Liquor is going to be out there selling sandwiches. Oh, dude. That was the place. That won. Best sandwich in San Diego. Best sandwich in San Diego. They came in here and they competed in the Mikey Show Best Sandwich in San Diego contest and they won. They're going to be out there selling sandwiches. We want to hang out with you. Come out and have a good time with us. Plus, they're going to be doing those specials again. Remember how last time they gave you a break on the price? They're going to do the same thing again. That's cool. Yeah, they're going to do the lunch race special. 12 laps, 15 bucks. The whole time we're out there from 5 to 7. K-1 Speed in Carlsbad, extraordinarily fun place to hang out. So come on out and hang with us. Let's see. So more on the Barack Obama's reverend, Jeremiah Wright. So he made these controversial comments. In fact, we have a new montage of his comments that he was making. Cut eight. The government lied about president.
They knew the Japanese were going to attack governments lied. We've got a paranoid group of Patriots in power that now in the interest of homeland stupidity I mean Homeland Security The government lied about the Tuskegee experiment. They purposely infected African American men with syphilis fighting for peace is like raping for virginity What's going on in white America, U.S. of KKK? Black men turning on black men. That is fighting the wrong enemy. You both are the primary targets in an oppressive society that sees both of you as a dangerous threat. We cannot see how what we are doing is the same thing Al-Qaeda is doing under a different color flag. And guess what else? If they don't fight... Why call it Al-Qaeda if you know full well? I don't. Why would he? You know full well. Maybe that's the proper way to say it. And we've been saying it wrong. That is what, I believe that that's what he's trying to do. Maybe he's just a nun C-18. But still, you know full well that it's Al-Qaeda. Why are you saying Al-Qaeda? I prefer it, actually. Eddie, I have a question. He has an accent.
Eddie, is it the Boston Rob philosophy of I will not do what everybody else is doing? I refuse to do it. I will be different. I will not like Al-Qaeda. I will like the word Al-Qaeda. Is that what it is? I don't know. What is it? It's really odd. Unpause. Al-Qaeda is doing under a different color flag. And guess what else? If they don't find them some weapons of mass destruction, they're going to do just like the LA. Great church. Wow. Man, that is really strange. So, Skye, what are they saying about this stuff? What's the deal? Yeah, well, the church has commented in the sermon on Palm Sunday, spoke about how the church has had to sit and listen and watch as the wonderful work of their church has been vilified this past week. And that it's also unfair to reduce pastor rights 36 years as pastor of their church.
to a 15 or 30 second soundbite. That's just unfair. Yeah, I agree with that. I don't think that, because I don't know anything about his 30 some years of service as a pastor. All I can really comment on is what, all you can say is what you're hearing now. Yeah. You know, you're just listening to the, I don't know about the 30 years. You don't know about the 30 years, but we know what we're hearing in the clips is pretty crazy. Very scandalous material. So what, does Barack have to say about it? Oh, my. Because we were wondering, what would Barack Obama come out and say after all of this stuff got out there? So we have a clip of Barack Obama. And we'll play it for you right after this. Oh. If you want to text us, 35253 is our text number. Love to hear from you. The clip of Barack Obama and the dumb chick challenge is next. Oh, I know.
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It's a Mikey Show. It is 7-16. Oceanside police say a woman and child were shot by an off-duty San Diego police officer in a possible road rage incident. The Houston Rockets streak is now at 22 in a row after beating the Lakers yesterday 104-92. Just want to give you our text number. It is 35253. 35253. You can text us anytime you want to if you're not a member of the Mikey Show P1 Text Army. Just text the word Mikey235253 and you will be in it. It's that easy. So before we went to break, we heard the bizarre comments from Barack Obama's reverend, the Reverend Jeremiah Wright. And we told you that Barack Obama had finally made some comments about it. And so it was on Hannity and Combs. And here's what he had to say. Cut nine. None of these statements were ones that... I had heard myself personally in the pews one of them I had heard about after I had started running for president and I put out a statement at that time condemning them the other statements were ones that I just heard about while we were when they started being run on Fox and some of the other stations and so they weren't things that I was familiar with once I saw them I had to be very clear about
The fact that these are not statements that I'm comfortable with. I reject them completely. They are not ones that reflect my values or my ideals. Eddie, are you there? Whoa. Hello? Eddie, this is Barbara. Hello, Barbara. How are you? Fine. The reason I'm talking to you is because you're the only person that seems to make any sense on this show these days. Me? What? Wow. Oh, okay. What do you want to talk about? Well, Eddie, I'd like to talk about this whole Barack Obama thing. Yeah. First of all, as you know, I'm a Hillary supporter. Yeah. Well, I've heard that, yeah. Second of all, I'm glad this stuff is finally coming out. Yeah. Because there are a lot of things that this Barack Obama's been doing that just no one knows about. Well, I mean, this isn't necessarily his views. It's his, you know, his... preacher's views. Well, that's, of course, if you think that he's not writing the material. I don't know. I don't think he is. Nobody said that he is. And not only is he writing the material, but he's also the person, and you talked about this in the news, Sky, you can't deny it. What? Sky announced last week that it was Barack Obama who was putting all those meds in our drinking water. No, I did not say it. You did not report that. You're putting out false information because you're supporting
Hillary Clinton. Right? I take back what I said about you, Eddie. Well, no. I'm glad you are. I don't want to be associated with you. Eddie reported in his news and his sports last week. Yeah, what'd he say? That it was Barack Obama that got Lindsey hooked on all that crack. Oh, wow. I think I vaguely remember that, Barbara. I vaguely. Oh, what? I thought that's what you said. It was both you guys that talked about how it was Barack Obama that got her addicted to sex and it was Barack Obama that's been doing all of this stuff. No, no. You're false. I'm so glad that the world is finally starting to figure out what's going on with Barack Obama. It's really weird, Barbara. That's not how it's going down. He sent me an email trying to sell me lewds. No, that's not true. You're lying. You're a liar. You're a liar. Goodbye. Get out of here. That was Barbara. Strange lady. So this is Barack with some more comments that he had about the Reverend Wright. Cut 10. Would you have quit the church had you heard them personally? You know, I guess keep in mind that just to provide more context, this is somebody who I'd known for 20 years. Pastor Wright has...
He's been a pastor for 30 years. He's an ex-Marine. He is somebody who is a biblical scholar, has spoken at theological seminaries all across the country, from the University of Chicago to Hampton. And so he is a well-regarded preacher and somebody who is known for talking about the social gospel. But most of the time, when I'm in church, he's talking about Jesus, God, faith, values, caring for the poor. Those family, those were the messages that I was hearing. And so, I think that the statements that have been strung together are compiled out of hundreds of sermons that he delivered over the course of his lifetime. But, obviously, they are ones that are, from my perspective, completely unacceptable and inexcusable. And if I had thought that that was the tenor or tone on an ongoing basis, uh of his sermons then yes i don't think that it would have been reflective of my values or uh my faith experience so quick yes or no if you'd heard them in person you would have quit if i had heard them repeated i would have quit do you guys think that the reverend is you know sort of um now that he knows he's in the spotlight he's kind of like becoming this or is this something he's always been and he just never said it before or
Yeah, I was wondering that, too, over the weekend. Is it because, like, the spotlight is now shining on him that he's trying to be all sensational and make headlines? Or has he always been a little sensational? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's an interesting question. Eddie, you got a take on that about where he's coming from and why he's doing this? You know, you bring up a good point. I hadn't really thought of it like that. But, I mean, he knows that Barack obviously goes to his church. maybe he's using that as an opportunity to talk more about the political side of things, and his political views are obviously whacked and out there. They are out there. P1 Elwood is on the line. Go ahead, Elwood. Hey, Mikey. Hey, you know what? It's a racist church. I've been looking at this church's website since last summer when Bill O'Reilly first broke this story, and the mission statement of the church, if I was to start a church, and replace every word of the word black with the word white in their own mission statement, people would be painting swastikas on my church, man. It's a racist church. And it totally explains why Michelle Obama said what she said. It totally explains... Wait, wait, wait. Pause, pause, pause. Michelle Obama. What did Michelle Obama say? About not being proud of America. It's a black separatist church. They advocate the separation of the black culture from American society.
His preacher took a trip with Louis Farrakhan to Libya to visit Muammar Gaddafi. You keep talking about their mission statement. What is their mission statement? They've got all different types of, it's probably about 20 items long, but it's basically like the separation of the black culture to uplift the black culture, to support the black culture, the black race. They've toned it down. considerably since last summer when Bill O'Reilly broke the story last summer. And I looked again probably about three months ago at the mission statement again, and the rhetoric's been completely toned down from what it was last summer. That is interesting. And not only that, but Obama himself admitted that over a year ago when he was going to announce that he was going to run for president, he was going to have his pastor speak at the event. His campaign advisors advised him against it because of the tone of his, you know, sermons. Obama himself even admitted, hey, you can get pretty rough on those, you know, speeches of yours. Aren't you guys surprised Barbara didn't mention that right now when she called in? You would think that she'd be all over that. You know what I mean? Wow. I don't think we need this. I think we do.
Let's heal the community. You're part of the dumb separatist. That's right. I was on the dumb chick mission statement over the weekend, and it was all misspelled. That was the weird thing about it. It was all... That was one run-on sentence. That's right. It was four pages long. It was all a run-on sentence. Stupid. Go ahead and give us a call and pick a horse. Who do you want? Do you want Sky? Do you want Ashley? Do you want Boston Rob? Those are the three dumb chicks on the show. Here's the way it works. The contest, folks. You're going to try to get to five points. You're either going to pick a one, two, or three-point question. Ones are easy trivia questions. Threes are tougher trivia questions. And you've got to pick the person that you think is going to get to five the quickest. Now, if they don't know the answer, somebody can steal. But they've got to get it right. 570-1053. Who would you like to select? Sky. Ashley, or Boston Rob? Sky, you won last time, right? Yeah, first. There you go. Sky's been on a tear. And, uh... Ash, it's been a little while. What happened to Rob? What happened to Rob? He used to be super smart, yeah. I don't know. Rob is kind of, uh... I don't know. He's gotten a little dumber over the last few weeks. Maybe he just stopped cheating. Oh, that could be it, too. Well, I mean, look what happened in the Super Bowl with the Patriots. I mean... P1...
Truffle Shuffle is on the line. Good morning. Good morning, Truffle Shuffle. Who would you like to select? I'm going to go with B-Rob. You got it. Hang on the line. Eddie, what's the prize? What's up for grabs? We got some more passes to see that Will Ferrell movie, semi-pro. There you go. P1 Bubba S., who would you like? I would like Scar. What up, Bubba? There you go. Hang on the line. And finally, P1 Jason. Hey. What's going on, dude? Hey, nothing much. You get Ashley. All right. Hang on the line. All right. Who started first? Sky started first. Ashley's first up this week. Ashley, come on. Get a boost of confidence. You could do it here. Ashley is looking blankly at Eddie for support and for advice. She doesn't know what direction to go. A one, two, or three point question. She's now putting up her hands and showing him one. Do I take a one? Do I take a three? Do I take a three? Now she seems to be waving off the call. Give me a three. A three point. Oh, my God.
Question. Wow. Eddie said no to the three, but she took it. She's crazy. I can't believe you. She's running through this off sign. Let's do it. Let's do it. The red light. Wow. It's on the bottom. Ashley. What? Ashley, by what nickname was First Lady Claudia Johnson, better known as? What? Okay, all right. Wait a minute. Maybe that was too fast. Everybody restart. It was too fast. I'm going to slow it down. Here we go. Refresh. By what nickname was First Lady Claudia Johnson, better known as? Oh, Sky just, Sky just got a look of, I think I know this. Well, the first time you said the question, I was like, what? Who the heck is going to know that stupid question? But then. But then, lo and behold. DJ.
Oh, wow. I like it. I'm going to give her the points for that one. That's incorrect. I'm sure somebody pulled at that at some point. That's incorrect, Ashley, but Sky, what is the answer? I believe it's Lady Bird Johnson. You got it, Sky. Ski suddenly has three points on the board. Wow. It is Lady Bird Johnson. Wow. No clue why. Oh, wow. Now, I mean, I feel like technically Ashley should get something out of that because we don't know. What if they did call her CJ and we just don't know her? Her name is Claudia Johnson. It's very likely they could have called her that. Poor Ashley. Boston Rob. They were always smoking opium anyway. Yeah, who knows? That's true. I don't know, but Barbara will call in and let us know if that's what they were doing. She'll know. Go ahead, Boston Rob. Give me a two. You want a two-pointer. Your two-point question is, where's the biggest Chinatown in the U.S.? Why is that funny? I don't know.
I don't know, but as soon as I asked him, we found that question hysterical. Well, I think it's, I'm going to give you a hint. It isn't Mira Mason. I know that's what you're saying. It's not. It's not. I mean, it's not even a big influx of Chinese in Mira Mason. That is Vietnamese. Goofball. What's the matter with you? Oh, man. I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say San Francisco. You are correct. He is coming back. Skye? Hi, Mike. Well, we go over to you, and the thing that's interesting here is you can wrap the game up by following your own system. Skye always goes two points, two points, one point. Yeah, now you're screwed. Uh-oh. You have three points. Well, I take a two-pointer. Hey, don't you try and get in my head, mister.
Skye, your two-point question is, which U.S. president was famous for saying, I am not a crook? Which U.S. president? She's got the same smile she had before the question, after the question. The question is, which U.S. president was famous for saying, I am not a crook? Well, this is just a guessy. A little guessy guess. Go ahead. I'm going to say Nixon. You're correct. He was, Skye. He was. Skye, maybe the quickest victory in the history of the Dumb Chick Challenge. P1 Bubba S? Yes. How about you? You're going to go see that new Will Ferrell movie. I love him. That's right. Mikey, Mikey, Mikey. Yo, you don't even...
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So it doesn't really get much better than that in terms of jeans. Unless we're talking about Boston Rob's jeans, which were, you know, stunning if we're being honest. Mikey, okay, I feel like this is one of our texts. You can text message us at 35253. Okay, Mikey, I feel like an idiot because I can't remember his name. But the guy who plays Dewey Cox, Eddie sounds just like him. It trips me out every morning. Really? Signed P1 Melissa. Eddie, how many times have you heard it? If you had to count, how many times have people told you that you sound like John C. Reilly? I'm starting to hear it more and more. I don't hear it personally, but people tell me I do. I don't know. Everybody tells Eddie that they hear John C. Reilly. Mikey, thanks for making another meetup. I didn't go to Friday because I didn't get off work until 2. So.
I appreciate another chance to hang out. That's signed P1 Little Lot. Now, what is Little Lot talking about? We're going to be hanging out with you again on Friday. Nice. This time, K1 Speed. It's going to be from 5 to 7 at night and Park Place Liquor and Deli, a place that won Mikey Show Best Sandwiches, is coming out to sell sandwiches to you. Awesome! It's going to be very, very cool. Good sandwiches, man. Oh, yeah. The address is 6212 Corte del Abeto. So if you want to come out and hang with us. Sean, how's your chair working out? I still got the one side. On the air, Sean's arm chair broke. Dude, the left arm broke completely off. That's so weird. San Diego State got an invite to the NIT. Yeah, didn't make the NCAA this year, so it's still cooler. They're still playing in postseason tournaments. So NIT, the only...
Bad news is they're playing the defending national champions, Florida Gators. Oh, that should be easy, right? Yeah. They were racing yesterday in Bristol. Yep. Now, if you don't know anything about NASCAR racing, I'm going to tell you right now that the seats at Bristol are so coveted that people leave other people their tickets in their wills. Really? So it's kind of like Lambeau Field? It is. Wow. It's a very big deal. What happened, Eddie? Well, I haven't had a chance to really read a lot about this race, but I guess a lot of crazy stuff happened. Jeff Burton won, and Richard Childress Racing finished 1-2-3. But I guess Tony Stewart made some bad call and stayed out when he shouldn't have stayed out and ended up wrecking. So he got kind of screwed. And then Denny Hamlin, I think, got screwed out. All these guys who should have won didn't win. So I'm going to have to read up exactly why that happened. I think we got a clip of Kevin Harvick upset about it. Cut 38. Walk us through the contact between yourself and Tony Seward. I just lost it. I mean, I got up on the inside there and just flat out lost the thing. You know, I just was trying to win the race and, you know, I hate it. But, you know, the part that ticks you off is the spotters up there, MF, and making you think it's coming from Tony and,
You know, Tony and I can work it out. We don't need some idiot up there, you know, stirring things up. But I just lost it. Great day for my Shell Penzo, Chevrolet, and all the guys at Richard Childress Racing. One, two, three, finish. That's quite a day. Yes, he wrecked Tony Stewart. Is that the deal? Yeah. Here's Tony responding to it. Cut 39. Tony, how disappointing is it to lead those laps, have a great race car, and not be able to finish near the front? Well, I think that's a pretty obvious answer. I mean, you never want to finish like that. Your thoughts on the contact? I don't know. I thought I left him plenty of room, so I don't know. I was far enough ahead of him that I didn't see where he hit me or when he hit me. I'm sure somehow it was my fault, so I'm just sorry I got in his way. So today in New York, they're going to be swearing in a new governor because the governor that was acting had sex with a prostitute a lot, and he had to resign. That's weird. His name is Elliot Spitzer. He is no longer the governor of New York. He resigned last week. So the new guy that's taking over today is going to be the first black governor of the state of New York. Wow. But that's not the biggest first. Oh, really? That the guy's doing. Sky? He will also be the nation's first legally blind governor. Wow. Yeah. How about that? Yeah. That's crazy. Dude is legally blind.
That's kind of interesting. He does real good in politics, though. Yeah, so do they have to do all the documents and Braille? I have questions. Yeah, do they have to have somebody read everything to them? I don't know how it does work. That's a crazy deal. That's awesome. Speaking of New York, there was a big accident in New York. When did it happen, Skye? It happened, I believe, late on Friday. Like a big crane fell out of the sky. It just came flying out of the clouds. I don't know. It just seemed... What happened? Well, basically, a piece of steel. You know, they were working on some buildings, like in the middle of this downtown area. They said it was on 50th and 51st streets near 2nd Avenue, if you're familiar with the city. And a piece of steel... Well, Rob is. He loves New York. Everything about it. He can't get enough of it, really. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, so a piece of steel fell, which ended up cutting a tie that was holding the crane up in position, and then just a big old part of the crane just fell right into a building. I mean, it was a horrendous sight. So four people were killed, three people are still missing, and 24 people were injured. Whoa. Yeah, very scary. Here's some crazy news.
A off-duty San Diego police officer is involved in a possible road rage incident. Yeah. But, I mean... Skye, give us the details. It's crazy. Yeah, well, the detail, like, again, this is a story where, you know, I want more details, but pretty much all I was able to find this morning is that Saturday night, about 9.15 in Oceanside in the Lowe Shopping Center on Old Grove Road, there was a woman and child shot. by an off-duty San Diego police officer. Whoa. And police in Oceanside say the off-duty officer pulled his gun out after a possible road rage incident. That is nuts, man. Yeah. Is that a kid? So, yeah, the woman and her 8-year-old child were both taken to the hospital. The mom went to Sharp Memorial. The kid went to Children's Hospital. The injuries appear to be non-life-threatening, but besides that, they're not.
You know, releasing the off-duty officer's identity, what provoked the incident, exactly how it went down. But, dude, that's crazy. Yeah, it is. Now, check this out. In Rancho Bernardo, and I'm not going to make any friends at this high school, but that's all right. Oh, no, Mike. That stuff makes me nuts, man. No, Mike, don't do it. I got to do it. I got to do it. I'm sorry. No, I'm saying don't do it. Rancho Bernardo High School. The high school students there are going to protest the teacher cuts Friday morning by doing what, Skye? Or they did it. They did it. This happened on Friday that they did a protest. About 300 Rancho Bernardo High students were out there with signs. Eddie, you just rolled your eyes. Or were you looking at the ceiling? Were you looking at something on the ceiling or were you rolling your eyes? I was checking my mascara. I see. Well, I'm checking mine, too. They don't want their teachers to lose their jobs. They don't want their teachers to lose their jobs. You called it. Cut 56. There's like a lot of anger of the teachers who they respect being fired. I think teachers are really important in the fact that they're cutting so many of our teachers is ridiculous. There's always a chance that I can get suspended or whatever, but I think it's worth it to really show support for the teachers.
Please don't suspend me. Yeah, come on. You know, I wish that that was for real. I wish that they really did care about teachers like that. I'm sure there's a couple that do. But for the most part, give me a break. Eddie, do you think that maybe they are maybe taking the opportunity to get to not go to class? You think? Here is the principal of the school, Paul Robinson, cut 57. They're hurt. They're angry. They don't know exactly why some things have to happen to the teachers that they really care about. Yeah, I would have too. If I would have been in high school, I'd have been upset about it. I'd have been so upset. I'd have gone to Burger King. I think that the people who really care are the ones protesting. I think the slackers are going to slack no matter what. They're probably ditching right now anyways. It's funny that you say that. Ashley, because this is what I thought. I guarantee it. There's a couple of kids in that group. They're probably the organizers. Sure. There's a few kids, and they really do care. The fact that their teachers are going through this thing, there's a few kids that really do care. But there's a lot of me's in there. Yep. Me's. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I would have been like, yeah, what are we doing? Where are we going? What is this about? I'm in. No class? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever the thing is.
Protest. I protest that. More than 150 people were arrested over the weekend on suspicion of buying minors alcohol. Yep. Probably. Sorry. Where at? Well, the... ABC, which is the Alcohol Beverage Control Office, did a sting all over California, but mainly hitting Southern California, San Diego, Los Angeles, Santa Barbara, and Orange Counties. And they were working with minors that had minors outside liquor stores asking adults to buy them booze. And as soon as the adults agreed and did it, bam, the police came in and you are arrested. Has anybody here on the show ever been shoulder tapped by a kid looking to buy alcohol? I don't think so. Yeah. You have, Seth? Somebody's asked you? Look at me, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Seth... I'm drunk. You know, Seth looks young. Yeah. But you can tell that he's probably old enough to buy alcohol. He's tall. Tall, lanky. He's got the tattoos all over the place. If I was a kid and I was thinking, who looks like they would buy me some alcohol? Yeah. Yeah, maybe Seth now...
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Not on that topic, but just in general. Hey, Mikey, just wanted to say thank you. I have an hour and a half commute every day and I listen to you guys and you make it fly by. No signature. This one says, hey, Mikey, a lot of high schools all over the state are participating in protests over the teacher cuts. That's P1 Jimbo. Yeah, doesn't surprise me. It doesn't surprise me at all. Mikey, when students aren't in class, the school loses money. So if the students actually cared, they would have stayed in class. That's signed P1 Brian. Mikey, I do agree with you about the kids protesting, but I do know that a lot of them do care. I know kids at RB that are really worried about their teachers getting cut. I don't doubt it. I definitely think that there's some kids that feel that. A couple of things. Scarlett Johansson. What was it, Sky? An auction?
Yeah, it was an auction for the charity Oxfam America, which helps, you know, to try and end poverty and injustice around the globe. And so she does work with them. So she was auctioning off a date with herself to the premiere of her upcoming film. And all that money would go to charity. Turns out it was a dude that did it. Surprise, surprise. British guy. How much, Sky? $40,000. $40,000. Yeah. That's crazy. $40,000. Yeah. That's a lot of dough. Uh-huh. Screw it. What basically is going to end up being kind of like a meet and greet scenario, you know? Come on. What is it?
Well, I've read different things, different places. She's forced to fall in love with you, right? Yeah. Most places just describe it as you get a couple tickets to the premiere, you get to walk down the red carpet, and then after the movie premieres, then you get a little meet and greet and get to spend a little face time with Scarlett. This morning, I'm reading in this source that this person will actually get to ride to the event with Scarlett. and then the other things I mentioned. Second base? No, nothing like that, though, Eddie. Do they get to have a child with Scarlett Johansson? I'd pay. No, $40,000. That's very underwhelming. And a different price, by the way, than the former Mrs. McCartney was awarded this morning. Yeah. Well, they're finally given the verdict on the divorce. How much you get? $48. $48.7 million. That's it? That's probably what she said. $48.7 million. She was probably disappointed with that. I'm bad. Well, didn't we hear she was asking for $200 million? Yeah, according to sources, Heather had demanded almost $250 million and Paul was offering around $30 million. So the judge said $48.7 million. What?
Also, Paul must pay for their daughter, who's four years old, pay for all her nannies, all her school fees, and then in addition to paying for all that, also give $70,000 a year for the child, which breaks down to just under $6,000 a month. And that doesn't count the school and the nanny. So the school and nanny is all taken care of, plus an extra $6,000 a month for the baby. Wait a minute. Wow. Wait a minute. I don't... I guess the baby needs a lot of clothes. That's my question. What are you going to do? A pony? What do you do with that money? The kid's living it up, man. What do you do for six? What do you do with that? Those little electronic Barbie Corvettes that you can ride around in. If you guys had to take a guess, what do you think that the former Mrs. McCartney? Heather Mills. What would she say that money goes to? What would she say? Probably food, clothing. Food? Got it. It costs a lot. Utilities, you know, so the baby can take a bath and be warm at night. No. Look at Mike. Mike is freaking out. Struggling. It's so upsetting. That's so upsetting to hear. There doesn't seem anything fair about that. Okay. Eddie does not have any tattoos. Nope. But the question is, Eddie, if you were to get a tattoo and you had to sum it all up in one word. Like myself?
Or, like, what I represent? It could be anything. It could be anything. But it's got to be that one. You get one word. One word. It could be anything. What would it be? And I want to know, where would you put it? You know, what's funny is that I think the one word that immediately comes to mind, I think Rob already has tattooed. What is it? Warrior. Warrior? Yeah. Where is your warrior written? Got it down my arm. And, Eddie, where would you get it? On your arm? I guess. Yeah? Yeah, probably. Which arm? Probably my right. It's bigger. Now, Eddie, what is the story with you and tattoos? I don't dislike tattoos or wouldn't really be opposed to getting one, but when I was all growing up, My uncle, who has a lot, he's all tatted out. He always told me, like, don't get a tattoo. I regret him now. And, you know, if you have an opportunity to get him, don't get him. It's not worth it. You'll hate it later, blah, blah, blah, blah. And so I never did. I always, you know, I really took that advice to heart. And then, like about, I think it was last year sometime, he came for a visit. And he wanted me to take him to get a tattoo. What?
And I was like, dude, what are you talking about? You were, like, seeing you hate your tattoos. He goes, I already have them, so who cares now? Right. And I'm like, well. But you said, yeah, you said, though. Yeah, this whole time I didn't get one because you said not to get one. Wow. But, yeah. Skye, what about you? Well, it's funny because I've actually, like, lately just randomly been, like, having kind of this little daydream about me wanting to get a tattoo to honor my husband. Yeah. Boo. But yeah, but I don't know what I do because, you know, because of course you would think the last name, but there's kind of some weird history behind. Ami-boo, you put them together. It's kind of some weird history behind our last name. I like him. I don't know. So, but if it didn't, if it wasn't like to honor a person. Would you do a nickname or would you do his name?
Like his last name? Well, I would want to do like his last name in Old English. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, but I don't know. Man, that is very, very gangland, man. This guy would be going gangsta. On my last breast. Yes. With a rose around it. Yeah. And a teardrop. But if we're just talking a word in general, not something to honor someone, it would be the word peace. There you go. Where would you put it? On my lower back. My buttocks. Piece of. 570-570-1053 is our phone number. If you were going to get a tattoo and it was only going to be one word, what would it be? Where would you put it? 570-1053. Boston. Yeah, dude. On my neck. Boston Rob has the word Boston tattooed on his neck. I'm going to get more ink soon. What are you going to get? Loyalty. Loyalty? Yeah. Where are you going to put it? Right underneath the Boston. It's going to be a whole neck piece. Oh, so it'll say, now it'll say, well, you should put legal. I haven't just said Boston. Oh, good show. That was a good show. Boston legal. Yeah. Starring William Shatner. That is true, Sean. You can text us at 35253 or call us at 5701053. That's what Sean would put, Shatner. I'll put Billy. Yeah. Sean, what would you put?
I'd put my wife's name for sure. You would? That's all I care about. In old English? So sweet. Love it. Or no, like bubble wrap? I don't think so. Yeah, like, you know, yeah. Cartoonish. With a heart as the dot in the eye. Yes. Yes. Shawnee, you're so cute. Would you put that on your ankle or the small of your back? Yeah, I'd put that, you know. All right. All right, listen. Well, it computed. He was like, well, yeah, I guess I... Wait a minute. Hang on a second. I don't know about that. I'd probably just lift up my stuff. And mark the time as 8.10 is what we'll do. Yuck. I thought that was not offensive. This one says, hey, Mikey. My tattoo would say unforgiven because I have done too many bad things in my day. That's signed P1 Lakeside. Hey, Mikey, I would get Oceanside. For my one word tattoo, that's P1 King. Wow. Listen, the guy's proud. Oh, side. Mikey, mine would say 27. Don't know why. No reason? Yeah, I guess it would say 27. That's not a word. That's a number. That's right. Oh, well, he did spell it out. He's got a T-W-E. I mean, can you imagine? Well, then that's two. Spelling the whole thing. Yeah, you got to put it all together, in which case it wouldn't make sense. Sorry. You can't have it.
Let's see. Hey, Mikey, just wanted to say that the show is great. If I were to get a one word tattoo, it would probably be my last name because it would always be relevant. Mikey, my one word tattoo would say honor. It would be on my back. P1 Papa DRIs. That's nice. I like that. And this one says, Mikey, I would get the word lunchbox on my stomach. I don't know. Budweiser. Budweiser. That's right. I have a one word tattoo and it's on my arm and it says faith. And so that, I mean, I did get a one-word tattoo. It says Faith. Well, you also have that one that says Matt Hugh. Okay, that one is different, though. That was to my friend Matt Hugh. That's all right. P1 Wall. What's up, man? What would you get? What would your tattoo say? Actually, I've got one. It's my son's name. Nice. Where would you put it? I've got it on my left arm. Very nice. That's cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's always good, man. I like that, though.
Family members. Exactly. Exactly. Well, the thing is, is that you're not going to break up or get a divorce from your son. My son was growing up when he was like two or three. There you go. P1 Patriots fan, what would your one word tattoo be? It's my wife's name, Balan. Wow. How do you spell that? L-O-N. Balan. Wow. And it's on the back of my arm. And it's not in Old English. Wow. Drippy blood letters. It's actually kind of cool. Oh, there you go. I know a dude got a one word tattoo. I don't remember what the word was because that wasn't the point of the story. The point of the story was is that just like me, they screwed up the spelling. Can you imagine? Oh, no. You go in to get a tattoo and they misspell it. That's what happened to me. But mine's so tiny. I mean, it's almost like it's so tiny that the ink is kind of like, you know.
bleeds together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So close. But still, I got Matt Hugh. P1 Krista. Hey, what's up, guys? What's up? I think Skye should get the word Ramsey's tattooed on her. Too late. Oh, yeah. I already got it. Oh, darn it. Yes, I do. It's on my left shank. Bloody, drippy letters. Oh, it is. It is. It is. We're all weird. P1 Shannon, what would yours say? I'm actually trying to man up and get strength tattooed on my rib cage. Look at you. You're a very tough girl. That sounds very hard. No, thank you. Yeah, I want to be hardcore. Yeah. Put it in your inner ear. Yes. Put it in your inner ear. You really want to be tough. Your earlobe. It's not easy. It's not easy. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, man. Let's see. Hi, guys. Happy Monday. One word tattoo. Believe. Hmm. Like it? Yeah. It's a Shamu show. I would not want to. You would not do that, right? You don't want to honor that? Uh-uh. Okay. No, thank you. Mikey, my one word tattoo would be Arcana. It's from Final Fantasy X2. Greetings. Greetings, man. I love that video game series, P1 Final DV Skeeto. Wow. Man.
I don't know that I would go as far as putting something from a video game on me. Are you sure? My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators. Mikey, I would get nature on the middle upper back. I'm a tree hugger for life, signed P1 Tina. Love it. Lame. Be some wood. Ash, what would yours be? What would your one word tattoo be? Karma. Karma? Where would you get it? It would be the back of my neck. There you go. Which I actually think I'm... That's going to be my last tattoo, but I don't know that it's going to be that. I like it back there. There you go. This one says, my friend got his last name tattooed wrong on his back. Oh, no. And it was his uncle that slung the ink. How does that happen? It's your own uncle. He spells it wrong. P1 Nathan Explosion. Mikey, mine would be Triumph. It would be written on my back. Great band. I don't blame you. I guess you're a fan. I would not be Journey, but yeah, or Europe. But what are you going to do? 570-1053 is the phone number. P1 Burger. Are you there? Yeah, I'm here. What would you put? I already put it. It's a bank void. A bank void? Yeah. Like the void stamp? You mean like the same font that's on a void stamp? Yeah, and I put it through my ex-wife's name.
That's funny. That's really funny. Thanks, man. Have a good day. Thanks. So, Eddie, what happened in China? Did the Padres win or lose against the Dodgers? They won 6-3. I think it was weird. I watched a little bit of it yesterday. It was a strange experience because I don't know that the Chinese really get what... was going on. Really? I don't know. Well, they're a different kind of crowd, you know. I mean, they're not cheering for... Oh, like the audience? Yeah. This is weird. They didn't know when to cheer? I don't think so. I mean, it was kind of... The guy would strike out, they'd start, you know, explode. Yeah, exactly. That was odd. There is a new study out that says something about jealous men. And what they wanted to base it on is who is more jealous? Tall men or short men? Who is more jealous? Tall men or short men? We will have the results. That's rough. We will have the results of this new study when we come back. Join the P1 Text Army. Text Mikey to 35253. Standard rates apply. The P1 Text Army. Pick the road in a subcompact, please. Um, I'm sorry. It looks like we're all out of subcompacts.
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Yes. What you talking about, Mikey? The Mikey Show continues. Rock 105.3. Is this Scratonicity? Or is this... Maybe this actually is 38 special. I couldn't tell. I thought I heard Kevin on drums. That's all I'm saying. I'm back. It's 829. Halle Berry gave birth to a baby girl yesterday morning. The Raiders have reached a deal with the Atlanta Falcons to trade for cornerback D'Angelo Hall. Well, folks, you can text us at 35253. I want you to know that. I also want you to know that we have a P1 party this Friday. It's going to be at K1 Speed, and it's going on from 5 to 7. It's in Carlsbad. We're back at K1 Speed, and they're making deals for you. If you go out there, they're going to give you that 12-lap lunch race special.
Nice. So it'll be 15 bucks for 12 laps. Pretty nice. It'll be the whole time we're out there from 5 to 7. And this is just another hang, man. This is an opportunity for you guys to come out and get to hang with the Mikey Show. The one that we did on Friday was fantastic. It was fantastic, man. It was at Joe's Crab Shack. And there was a couple of hundred people there. They had to make people wait for people to get up and leave the restaurant to make room for people trying to get in the restaurant. And so we're going to be doing this again on Friday. I'd love to see you come out there. So, Skye, what does this report say that you have on short men and jealousy? Well, they were trying to see if there's any link between jealous tendencies and a man's height. And the study found that shorter men tend to have more jealous tendencies than taller men. Bobby. Mm-mm-mm. Yeah, they say the shorter the man is. That is very true. They say the shorter the man is, the more jealous he is. The taller the man is. He tends to be more relaxed. They say that taller men are more successful with women due to these factors. Do you think? I mean, it all does seem to... Mike's a stud. What are you talking about? 570-1053 is our phone number.
And our text, 35253. P1 Lisa is on the line. Are you there, Lisa? Hey. What's going on? Hi. How are you doing? Good. Well, I actually, I wanted to ask you guys a question. I want to ask your opinion about something. Go ahead. I have a daughter. My daughter's name is Allison. And she's a junior in high school already. Oh. Now, by the time I was a junior in high school, I was a cheerleader. I was going out. Skye, why did you say oh? Well, that's just when the trouble starts. I mean, we're getting the license. We're dating the older boys. We're starting to experience the world a little more than our mothers would like. I wish that that was the case. What? But my daughter has never had a date. Right. And she's a pretty girl, but she just, oh, she dresses. She wears layers. That's a problem? You'd see it as a problem that she hasn't had a date? Well, yeah. I mean, come on. You want to experience high school. High school's the best time ever. This is the opposite of what you usually hear people say, though. No kidding. No, I know, but this is like the opposite of what I hear my friends say who have kids this age. But I want to convince her to dress like sexier, you know, a little, like, make herself a little hotter. She's a junior in high school.
Aw. Wait, you want to convince her to dress sexier, you said? Yeah, she dresses, she wears like layers upon layers with the sweatshirt and the thing and the jacket and it's a mess. She just, you can't even see her body and she has a cute figure. See her body? I'm really confused. Aw, I'm uncomfortable. Are you sure you're her mother and not her sister? No, I am her mother. Wait a minute. You know, I had a great time in high school. I want her to have fun. I want her to be able to date boys and go out. And she can't do that without dressing like a skank? Well, I'm not saying like a skank. Well, here's my question. Here's my question, Lisa. And you guys tell me if I'm off here. Does it seem strange to anybody that a mom wants her daughter to dress more provocatively? Yeah. That is strange to you. That's very strange. Yes, that is strange to me. Well, it kind of depends. I would be proud of my daughter that she's not going out and acting like these kids are acting today. It depends what we're talking about. Because if her daughter is really wearing three, four sweatshirts and pants a couple sizes too big, I could see if I was a mom wanting my child to be more stylish.
You know, not showing off the figure. That's not my main goal. But my main goal is for my child to be more stylish and to kind of be more. She wants her to dress like that so she'll get dates. Yeah, I want her to have a good time. I mean, enjoy high school. Well, wait a minute. See, listen. Isn't there something to, you know, letting your kid. They have their own individuality. Figure it out on their own. Yeah, I feel that too. She dresses like a boy. I mean, she dresses in these big pants and these, you know, these bands they wear, these big, I don't know, shoes. It's just, she doesn't wear like a little heel, maybe a cute little short skirt or a tight top. Lisa, how old are you? How old are you? A tight top? Yeah. Short skirt. Wait, wait, wait. To school. Lisa. Lisa. Lisa. Lisa and Colt Jam. Oh, no. Oh, no. Lisa, did your mom, is this like, was this passed down? Like, did your mom want you to dress? No. I totally had to, like, hide most of my clothes in the garage and get dressed when I got to school. And now, is that what it is? Like, so, in other words, your mom was real strict with you, and so you want to, like, overcompensate. Go the other way. You want to go the other way.
I don't think I'm overcompensating. I just want to live vicariously through your daughter. There you go. How about that? Are you living vicariously through her? No, I'm cute. Forget it. All right. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Lisa, hang on a second. P1 Valerie's on the line. Are you there, Valerie? Yes, I am. Go ahead. What'd you want to say? I was just saying she should just concentrate on her studies in high school so she can get into a good college and then she can lose her virginity and get pregnant there. Wow. Wow. Wow. Lisa. Okay, that's not what I'm wanting. That's not what I'm saying. Lisa, is there any part of you that worries that if she starts to dress the way you want her to, maybe boys start paying more attention than you're having to swat them away like flies, or is that what you want? Oh, I mean, I don't think that would happen. I mean, she's kind of shy, but I...
I just want her to have fun, you know? You want her to have, like, a date for prom. You want her to be popular. Ah. It's like the Texas cheerleader syndrome. Wait, didn't the mom end up killing somebody? Yeah, Lisa wants to kill somebody or something. I don't think that's the deal. That's what I think is going on. P1 Westboy is on the line. Westboy, you there? Yeah, I'm here. What'd you want to say? Hey, I want to let the mother know that as soon as her daughter starts dressing like that, then she's going to have a whole bunch of problems. Because I'm 22 years old, and I know what I like looking at. So as soon as her daughter shows a little bit more, you know, then you're going to have problems. You're going to be mad at wanting to cover back up. I think you need to be thankful that your daughter dresses the way she does. What do you think, Lisa? Well, I don't know. I mean, it seems like she's not having that much fun in high school. Hey, well, listen. She has her own little group that she hangs out with and goes out with probably, you know. And just leave it at that. It sounds like P1 Westboy is more than happy to let her have more fun. Yeah. He'll show her a good time. If you're 22, you need to stay away from the high school. Well, hey, listen. Listen. I'm just saying, you know, I know what I like looking at just in girls, you know, like I know what attracts me. So if your daughter is going to start. Are you hearing this, Lisa? Lisa, are you listening? Take notes, Lisa. Hey, Lisa, can you hear your future? He said short skirt tight top.
Where are the white women at? To school. P1 Kelly, are you there? Yes, I am, Mikey. Go ahead. What did you want to say? I want to know how the mother dresses. Does the mother dress provocatively? I was thinking that too. Lisa, how do you dress? Well, I mean, I wouldn't say provocatively, but I dress. Try to show off your figure. Yeah, I mean, I have a good figure. Why shouldn't I show it off? Okay, maybe the daughter sees you getting all this attention and doesn't like the fact that it's her mother and she's going to cover herself up. Great point. That's a huge point. My mother, everyone talked about my mother. Oh, your mom is so cute. Your mom is so good looking. Your mom is so hot. She's so thin. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Sean, you hear this? Betty, wait a minute. Why are you going to the Sean's mom card? Just don't. He probably heard the same thing. Wow, you think? I have nothing to do with it. I heard that Sean's mom used to try to make him dress provocatively. Yeah, look at him now. Oh, look at her.
That's right. That's why Sean used to have to wear the black lipstick and the black eyeliner and all the safety pins everywhere. Wait a minute. You can see the effect. That's right. You can see the effect right there on Sean. Poor thing. That's right. Let's see. P1 gunslinger. What did you want to say? I just wanted to say, don't whore your daughter out. I wasn't going to say it that way, but lick. Kids be kids, man. If she wants to stay in her cocoon and come out, you know, as a butterfly later on in life, let her. Great analogy, by the way. That's right. I saw a t-shirt this weekend that said, don't whore your daughter out. You know, it's a new... I'm not whoring my daughter out. I just wanted to... Hey, baby. She's not having fun. So you get more attention. I mean, obviously, she's happy doing what she's doing. If she wasn't, then she'd be dressing provocatively. That's what's wrong. Why teenagers are... getting in trouble nowadays is because they want to dress like little hoochies and get all the boys' attention. Next thing you know, they're knocked up. Next thing you know, one in four high school female teenagers have an STD. That's true. It's a stat we read last week. Lisa, we read that stat last week. We said that one in four teenagers has an STD. What? Female. Female. Is that true? Female. One in four. Female teenagers.
Lisa, what have you actually said to her? Well, you know, I just try and take her. When we go back to school shopping, I try and take her and, like, lead her to something. And she's like, Mom, quit it. You know, like every teenager. You should be grateful. Yeah. Absolutely. Now it sounds like I should be grateful. Are you kidding me? P1 Candice is on the line and wants to comment. Candice, are you there? Yes. I went to three different high schools growing up, and I had three other sisters, and we were all in high school together. And I grew up on the East Coast, and when I moved over here in the middle of my junior year, I hated high school. It's insane to me to think that a mother would want her daughter to dress up provocatively because high school is insane when it comes to people's perception on things. And for her to want her daughter to dress up provocatively or even cuter, And not to let her daughter be who she wants to be just makes me want to think what's going on with this mom. Like, let her be who she wants to be. Yeah. That sounds like your issues. No. I had my issues in high school with here when I moved here. But like I said, I went to two other high schools on the East Coast. And I had a great time. But when I moved over here, it was almost like a totally different, like, world. Right. Do you think it's different on the West Coast?
Absolutely. People are just way more relaxed. They do what they want to do. They are who they want to be. And when you get over here, it's almost like you have to be a certain way. You have to act a certain way. And if you're not, then you're not cool. So maybe she doesn't hang out with the most popular people. But it's like at least she's who she is. And she's not still trying to be somebody else. Thank you very much for the call. P1 Victoria, are you there? Yeah. So what do you think? Well, I was a huge tomboy in high school. Huge tomboy. And I can kind of relate to the daughter, you know. It could be because, like, when I was developing, I wasn't comfortable with myself yet. Me too. I kind of covered up. And also, my mom tried to force me to dress girly. And the more she pushed it on me, the more I would cover up, the more I would want to wear the baggy clothes. This mom kind of needs to let her daughter just find herself. And when she gets older, I guarantee you she's going to want to dress a lot girlier and kind of explore that. But right now, she's just kind of just let her be. Just let her find herself. I have a question. Yeah. Do you think that maybe Lisa is sending the message that, you know, what's important and what makes people like you is how you dress?
That could be it. And that's the wrong message to send. It's bad enough. Teenagers have to deal with so many other things. The last thing she should have to worry about is coming home and getting hassled by her mom for what she's wearing. Thank you for the call. Is that possible, you think? Could be. For sure. And now, Skye, you lost your virginity at 12. I did not. It was actually 11, wasn't it? 11. That's a lie. So was it because of how you dressed? That's a lie. That's a lie. She wore sweatshirts with hoods. Stop it. And old English writing on it. Just stop. That is the truth. So, I mean, I'm getting... I like a gang member, too, is what she's trying to say. Is what Sky's trying to say. Shut up. So, we're not a fan of Lisa's approach. Lisa Lisa and Colt Jam. Of her approach. And people keep using the word provocative, which she didn't use, but other people are using it. But, I mean... I can kind of understand her wanting, like, her not feeling like her daughter is happy and her wanting to, you know, try and help, but maybe she's doing it the wrong way. Yeah, maybe I should stay out of it. Well, have you talked to her? Maybe it isn't provocative. Maybe it isn't. Maybe it's just, what could it be, though? Maybe it's just more flattering to the figure. More fashionable. You know.
But if that's not her style, then you're forcing her to do something she's not comfortable with. Because maybe she is happy and maybe her interpretation of happy isn't yours, isn't being a cheerleader and going to prom. Maybe she's happy without that stuff. But isn't it possible that all she's trying to do as a mom is encourage her daughter to have a little bit more self-confidence and just put on some clothes that will maybe show off that figure and give her some self-confidence about herself? What are you doing? I'm just trying. I know that that is what I want. I don't want to make her into some hooker. No. I'm trying to have her dress up. Exactly. Maybe what she's trying to do is she sees in her daughter this beautiful young woman. Yeah. And all she wants to do is let her daughter see that same beautiful young woman in the mirror. Well. But her daughter's covering it up right now with all of these layer upon layer of clothing. And she's saying, listen, I want you to see what I see.
This beautiful, vibrant young woman. Thank you. Yeah. I mean, if you've already suggested certain types of clothes to her and she's not going for it, the worst thing you can do is push it because she will do the exact opposite of what you want. That's true. P1 Rude Dog. I just wanted her to have more fun. P1 Rude Dog has a really important question. Rude Dog, are you there? Yes, I am. What's your question? Hey, I wanted to know, where is the father, or are we talking to a single mother? I am a single mother, but she does see her dad on weekends. What do you guys make of that? I have one more question. Well, wait a minute, wait a minute. Rude Dog, what do you make of that? Yeah, I don't know. What's the difference? I just wonder if there isn't something to that. Is there something involved that, you know, I don't know personally, but I'm just saying maybe there's something in that.
Like what? Yeah, like what? Like what? Who knows? Maybe something she's seen. Maybe something happened that her parents aren't together anymore. I have no idea. I was throwing it out there more as a possibility for other people to explore. Like maybe her mom being a bit provocative could have led to the end of the marriage. And that's something that the daughter is having. Aren't we jumping to conclusions here? We're definitely jumping to conclusions. That's a little rough. We're definitely jumping. Wow. That is not what ended my marriage. That is not what ended my marriage. All right. Well, wait a minute. I know that she does have a problem with me dating. I know she doesn't like it. Oh. Hang on. Well, I'm going to have you hang on the line, Lisa, because P1 West boy who first called in wants to get your daughter's phone number. Hello? Who's the man? Mikey. Hello? Never called in before, but I love your show and you guys rock. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. Hello there, I'm Dr. Henry Jekyll. I'm a research scientist. And I'm Mr. Edward Hyde, accountant. We run a small laboratory and needed to increase productivity. So we called and added wireless from AT&T to our business service. I like AT&T because I'm often on the road. And I, in back alleys. Now we can take our business wherever we go. I like AT&T because of the offer. You receive a $100 Visa reward card for each wireless device you purchase. With qualifying plan, up to nine devices. That's $900.
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All those meds in our drinking water. You're putting out false information because you're supporting Hillary Clinton. I take back what I said about you, Eddie. Well, no. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. Welcome back. Hey, it is 8.55. It was just announced that the drummer for the group ABBA has died in a crazy accident in his home in Spain. The Aztecs are going to the NIT. They're going to play the defending national champions, Florida Gators. So it's not that big of a challenge is what you're saying, Eddie. Yeah, I'm sure it'll be fun for them. We announced it earlier. We got a P1 party coming up on Friday and it's going to be at K1 speed. Friday from 5 to 7 and Park Place Liquor and Deli is going to be selling sandwiches out there. That's the place that won the Mikey Show Best Sandwich in San Diego contest. Awesome! So we'll
We'll have Sky tell this story here in just a second with what happened to the drummer from ABBA. It's a pretty crazy story, Sky. Yeah. So we'll talk about that coming up here in just a minute. And also, we're going to be doing... Let me give you guys... Zeth is missing right now, but we'll do some more later on. But I'm going to ask you guys a couple of percentages. Okay. See what you guys think. This has to do with dating. We will begin with Rob. The question is, percentage of adult, and you can play along in your car. You can text us too. 35253 is our text number. Percentage of adult Americans who are single. Rob, in America. 42%. Sky. I'm going to say 35%. Eddie. I'm thinking there's more single people than married.
I could be wrong. I'm going to say 58%. Ash? I was going to say 56%. Shawnee, oh boy. I'll say 35%, Mike. Boston Rob is the closest. Yes. Boston Rob said 42%, and it turns out that over 100 million people are, and that makes up 44% of U.S. Americans. Let's do one more. Alright. Percentage of the population of the state of Utah that's married. So we're just taking Utah. Oh my gosh. And take what you know about Utah into consideration. But the percentage of the population. Percentage of the population in Utah. That's right. Percentage of the population in Utah that is married. We will begin with Eddie.
I watch Big Love on HBO. Does that count? That does count. Everybody is. I will say 73%. Ashley. 60. Shawnee, oh boy. 65. Sky. 66. Good one, Sky. Shut up, Eddie. 58. Ladies and gentlemen, just like his New England Patriots, Boston Rob is cheating. He won again? Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, he won again. He came within 1%. Holy cow. 59%. Oh, but me and Ashley tied though, right? 59%. What did Ashley say? She said 60. And I said 50. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are both within 1%. Oh. 59% of the population of Utah.
is married. Wow. That's a very high percentage. And that's people, man. I want to know how many have more than one. We may have something here. Tom Cruise's birthday party was apparently videotaped in 2004. Gawker.com obtained the video and here he is singing old time rock and roll. What? Now, Ashley, do you know why that's significant? I don't even know what that is. You don't know what old-time rock and roll is? No. It's a song by Bob Seger. The reason it's significant is because he danced around in his underwear to that song in the movie Risky Business. So he gets up and performs it at his birthday party in 2004. Oh, it's going to be embarrassing. Cut 11. The Church of Scientology spent six figures on this birthday party. Wow. Six figures? There he is singing.
like a bash. Wow. Cut 12. Just, I am not, I don't know where I am right now. You know, you have to kind of be there to understand this reality. You know how that is? This is incredible. This is just, I just, how do I thank you? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Best birthday ever, ever, ever, ever. I mean, ever. There it is. Eddie, have you seen 310 to Yuma? I own it. Did you like it? I love it. Well, I started watching it. I love it so far. I haven't seen the whole thing. It's very good. And for a Western, there's like explosions and stuff. It's pretty cool. Yeah, there's a lot of good action in there. Christian Bale is one of the actors in the movie. And here he is talking about working with Heath Ledger in the upcoming movie, The Dark Knight, cut 19. He will give a real defining...
version of the Joker here in the movie. And we all benefited greatly from having him give that to us in the movie and benefited greatly just from his presence around on the set. Was he American? British? Australian? What is he? I think he's British. He's not Chichewa. I had heard there was a thing out there that he was Chichewan. Chichewanese. Chichewanese? He is not Chichewanese. Allison Hannigan. I actually really enjoy Allison Hannigan. She's the redhead from the American Pie movies. She's also on the show How I Met Your Mother. And she's talking about what it was like to work with Britney. Because Britney Spears did this little cameo on the show. Cut 18. But I was just surprised how funny she is. I mean, she just nailed her jokes. And she's really playing a character. And it's so sweet and so endearing. And I just, I love her. Wow.
It's very sweet. Very, very sweet. David Hernandez, stripper. Still stripping. That's right. It's the guy that was on American Idol. And he was a stripper. And that was a big controversy, like everybody was talking about, how this guy was a stripper. Here he is dressing at Cut 16. Didn't you kind of assume it would get out? Absolutely. I mean... Just to clarify, nothing's ever been a secret. You know, I've never, ever, you know, and I've never done anything illegal. I'm really, you know, I'm not ashamed about my past. I definitely think that everything that has happened in my life has molded me into the performer and the singer that I am today. There it is. Giving guys lap dances. Yeah, that helps sometimes. That does help with the high note. Yeah. Was he performing that song, I Sit On You? That's what I heard. I don't know if that's true, but I know that there was a big thing out there that was. It makes sense, though, now. Was he performing, I Sit On You? I think it was. That's proof right there. Get it, Sean. Get it. Sit, sit, sit on you. Sit, sit, sit on you. Anybody wearing green? Chetty's doing it. Chetty. Anybody else? Chetty.
Shani's got some green rocking. I'm on his new shirt. That's right. I have underoos on under my jeans and they're green. I used to have those. I'm not kidding. You really had Hulk underoos? Underoos. Do they have feet? Do underoos have feet? They're underwear. I do not. I thought they were long underwear. So underoos were just underwear that had like cartoon characters on them. No, they were like... Superheroes. Superheroes. Anything fun. They were anything fun. I didn't have underoos. Were underoos just for men or were they for women? They had girl ones too. They had like Wonder Woman. They're for everybody is what you're saying. For kids. Boys and girls. For children. They're fun because it makes you want to put your undies on. You're like, I'll be like Superwoman. Because your parents went out and bought them for you, Mike. That's a good point, Sean. Specifically your mother. Yeah. Why specifically? What are you saying? Because moms buy underwear. Yeah, that's true. It's true. They get mad about them, too. What if they get mad? They do? Well, if you get them too dirty. I've never heard that. You haven't, Ash? No. Well, that's not a hard one to hear. I'll just have to give my mom a call. Whoa!
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Eastbound 54, still closed, probably until about midday. Westbound 54, looking good, moving along nicely. If you're making your way up the coastline, we have an accident at North 5 near Mission Avenue. Looks like everything is off on the right shoulder. Three cars involved there. And if you're traveling or continuing to travel north, looks good. No major incidents all the way up into Orange County, at least at the moment. North 805, still some lift over slowing Balboa Avenue up to 52. And I'm John Monty with traffic on Rock 105.3. Justin? Yes. Are you there? Tell me your AIS story. Oh, this is good. I've been listening to Mikey's show for a while, and I've been hearing AIS this, AIS that. So I called him up two nights ago, and the guy told me that he wasn't going to be able to probably not meet my deal with my current insurer. So he called AIS. They said, we don't think we could probably do better. He said he probably couldn't, but he beat him by $50. So I'm saving $584.12 a year with these guys. I have a great driver's record. That's pretty awesome, dude. Yeah, they did it.
That's pretty awesome. See, so the AIS thing is for real. Yeah, definitely. You know, I didn't know what to believe, but I called them up just in case, and it's working. There you go. Thank you, Justin. All right. Well, thanks, Mikey. I really appreciate it. I appreciate you letting me know, dude. All right. Anybody that wants in on that can do it. 1-800-777-4AIS. 1-800-777-4247. See, you don't have to be... Where you're like, oh, I'm right about to renew, blah, blah, blah. You can be right in the middle of, you could have just signed a deal with an insurance company. You could do this and save money. And Sky was like, oh, but I don't want to have to go canceling and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. No, no, no. They'll do it for you. They take care of everything. They cancel your old thing. It's 1-800-777-4247. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. I love it. I love it. I love what a spectacle it is. K-I-O-Z. San Diego's rock. Mycricket.com slash San Diego. This is the Mikey Show. Feet featuring Mikey. I think I have an issue with numbers and letters. Read them. I really do. Eddie. I have my knowledge in my head. He's the oracle. I don't need notes, Skye. When my hands become saturated in water, the palms get, like, disgusting. They look like a frog. Sean. Most of you listening...
Right now, I don't like you. Okay, wait. I don't like you very much at all. Boston Rob. Do you guys know that if I don't write stuff on my hand, I'm an idiot? And Ashley. Just because I like oyster stuffing does not mean that I am an oyster. You keep saying it, oyster, but you know the real deal. The Mikey Show's on. Top of the morning to ya. 5-3. Oh, we didn't mention the ABBA thing. We didn't get that story out there. We gotta do that. Oh, yeah. It is 9-13. Heather Mills announced this morning that she's been awarded just under $50 million in her divorce from Paul McCartney. Are you ready to fill out your brackets? The field is set for the NCAA tournament. USD is going to play UConn in the first round. So this is breaking news that Sky has. What's the deal, Sky? Well, it's just been announced that the drummer for the Swedish pop group ABBA has died. in a tragic, what looks like accident in his home. What happened? Well, his home in Spade, I guess, has a full wall of glass. They refer to it as a glass partition separating the kitchen in his home from a garden. And they are speculating that he fell and fell into the glass, breaking the glass, the glass fatally cutting his throat and him bleeding to death.
No way. Wow, that's terrible. Yeah, isn't that very sad? That's awful. Why didn't he get firmer glass? Firmer glass? He trips and falls and it breaks? You run into the glass and it just breaks like that? It's glass. Yeah, I know, but if you're going to make a wall out of glass, why don't you get some firm glass, bro? Let's blame that. Let's blame the dead guy. I wonder if it was very, you know, like... Thin glass or something. Maybe it was a freak accident. Yeah. It was really gnarly. No, they don't say, right? They don't say, like, exactly what happened? No, I mean, right now, they're calling it an accident. But they're still going to investigate because, I mean, who knows? I mean, that's just, you know, to walk into a mess like that. That is nuts. Very sad. Do you know who is awesome? Who's most overweight? Yeah. Do you know who's a germaphobe who's got nothing to say? So if you think you're in the video, we'll play anyone's radio. driving a float. Are you on a float? I am. Eddie's on a float. Why is he on a float? He's on a float. But why? Why? It's St. Patrick's Day. There he is. Eddie's doing the traditional Irish jig. He's doing a traditional Irish jig. The only thing that's unusual about his Irish jig that he's doing at this moment is that he is expressionless. Mike, you'll notice that the whole upper body really shouldn't have anything.
movement. It all comes below the waist. Well, wait a minute. He's jiggling all the way. What he looks like right now is he looks like somebody has tied him on a hook and he's bait trying to get off. That's what he's kind of, kind of a look I'm seeing right now. He's doing the dance of the fisherman. Thank you very much. That's right. The boy blunder dance. Thank you very much. Very nice to have you here. Wonderful. Well, it is time to do P1 Trivia. It works the same way that we do the Dumb Chick Challenge, so you've got to get to five points. And we've got all new questions here. And you've got to get to five points. Here's the deal. It's like trivia. So ones are easy questions, threes are hard questions, and the first person of five wins. Hydroponics, are you there? Hey. Sure. How are you? All right. How are you doing? I'm good. Nice to have you on the show. Hey, hydroponics, what do you do for a living? I work in a hydroponic greenhouse. There you go. I love weed. P1 Law School is on the line. Well, good morning, Mikey. Hello, law school. Hydroponics, how old are you? 22. Law school, how old are you? 25. There you go. All right. How long have you been listening, hydroponics? Like three, three and a half years. How about you, Pew, in law school? The earliest Mikey show I remember is the butt rake incident, if you remember that. That's a long time ago. That was a very long time ago. A long time ago. Oh, the Monday prank spank. Oh, the prank spank. Okay. Hydroponics, let's start with you.
All right. Can I kick off with a two? You want a two-pointer? Sure. You got it. Your two-point question is, and remember, every question that you hear has one time been mentioned on the show, sometimes numerous times, sometimes once, but it's been mentioned one time or another on the show. Hydroponics, what is Eddie's religious affiliation? He's Catholic. That is correct. That is correct. Is correct. Irish Catholic, that's what I am. Wait a minute, Eddie. That's what you are. You're Mexican Italian. Congratulations to you. Thank you. P1 Law School. Yes. What do you want, a one, two, or three-pointer? Give me a two, guys. Your two-point question is, as a group, what do the P1s most often call themselves? As a group, what do the P1s most often call themselves or refer to themselves as? I would say the P1 Army. You got that right. We've got a game. We've got a game. We are all tied up. Holy cow. At two points. Wow. P1 Hydroponics, back over to you. You can end it with a three, or you can play it safe. Go one or two. I'm going to start closing out with three. You got it. Wow. Dangerous. Got to turn the page. Wowza. Your three-point question is... What are the names of the guys who inspired...
Here, here, here, yeah, great, here, great. Yeah, lovey, real sweet. Bauman and Woods. That is correct! Love it when a plan comes together. Nice! What's that? Can I ask you for a favor right quick? Sure. Can I give a shout-out to my girlfriend, Jessica, who I know is listening right now? You just did. Alright, I love you, babe. How old is Jessica? Uh, 20. Very nice. Very well done. And that's hydroponics, right? Yeah. Okay, you could both come in. Hydroponics and law school, you could both come in. You were both really good P1s. Very nice. Hang on the line, okay? How much more fun is that game when they know the answers and they can actually play this sucker? That's right. Very well done. We did a P1 party on Friday. We're already doing one again. Love it. So much we love you guys.
This time we're going to be at K1 Speed. We've been there before. It's really fun. It's just a hang. Come out and hang with us. We're going to be out there Friday, this Friday, March 21st. And that sounds like a birthday. I don't know why. Certain dates, remember I told you, certain dates. They just say to me, they say birthday. That's one of them. Anyway, so March 21st, this Friday, 5 to 7 at night, we'll be out there. Not 5 to 7 a.m., which I know a lot of you are probably confused. Will they be there from 5 to 7 in the morning? No, we will not. Be there 5-7 at night. And Park Place Liquor and Deli is going to sell you sandwiches while we're out there. Yum. Yeah, that's the place that won the Mikey Show Best Sandwich in San Diego contest. El Dorado. That's right. Remember the El Dorado? El Diablo. It's the Air. Isn't it the Air Diabers? Pretty close. That's true. You guys are getting close. El Paseo. Yeah, the El Paseo is real good. Don't forget the El Paseo. Yeah, that's a good one, too. I don't want to eat that. This ought to be good. Snoop Dogg on the view. That should be nice. Barbara Walters asking Snoop about weed. Cut 25. I've seen me before. I was still growing. I was still finding out who I was. And right now, I finally come to the pinnacle. And I understand that this is what I need to be doing. And I'm happy to be doing it. No more drugs. No more pot. I didn't say that. Yeah, girl.
What sort of vices have you given up or not given up? I don't drink anymore. I don't drink alcohol anymore. So I just have a medical condition where I need to have medical marijuana. What you're saying is medical marijuana. Yeah, it's only medical. No straight weed. No straight weed. And do the authorities understand that it's medical marijuana? They understand I have a license and everything. It's like having a service dog. You're allowed something. Did you guys know that Snoopaloop is going to be, I think we talked about this briefly last week, that he's going to be on One Life to Live for a couple days. Oh, yeah. Gosh. And he's going to be like a performer at some club on One Life to Live. Yeah. And so they were asking him about it. Cut 26. Are you a fan of One Life to Live? Yeah. I had no idea. I'm like Bo Buchanan. He off the hook. When I used to get suspended from school, that was the only way I could see the stories. And I got suspended a lot, so I started to watch the stories. And are you going to be a guest? Yeah, I'm going to be on the show. They're going to have me come on in and do what I do. I wish he would replace Joy Behar. That would be great. I would like that. Permanent fixture on the show. Speaking of weed.
Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island, her name is Dawn Wells, was pulled over and they found some weed in her car. She had a couple roaches, right, Skye? Yeah, four roaches in her ashtray and then I believe a little bit of loose marijuana as well. Yeah, but it wasn't hers. Well, that's what she said. She said, picked up a hitchhiker or something. Here she is on Entertainment Tonight, cut 20. Let's talk about what happened October 18th of last year. People have said I've spent time in jail. People have said I was charged with marijuana. People said I was drunk driving, and that's what's coming out in the headlines. The marijuana charge was totally dismissed. The person whose it was has served time in jail and taken the punishment. There was no DUI charge for me, and there was no plea bargain. The four roaches were not hers. Man. The eight-foot bong was, but... Just for tobacco. Just for tobacco purposes. So she just allows people to smoke joints in her car. Yes. Hitchhikers. Hitchhiker. Damn you, professor. Okay. We got some clips from the show Pop Fiction. This is where Ashton Kutcher puts a show together where he punks the paparazzi.
They get celebrities to actually do some stuff that looks scandalous, but it's actually a big goof for the show. And they're really getting over on the paparazzi. The paparazzi buy it. Yeah, they're freaking out. Have you guys watched it yet? I haven't seen it yet. I haven't either. We saw it last night. You saw it? Sean, how is it? It was just all right. Oh, really? Yeah. I saw the David Spade one where he went into a... It was like a bachelorette party and came out with the bride-to-be and took off in a car with her. But it didn't work out quite right and they couldn't figure out where the driver was. The driver walked off. It was just kind of a train wreck. And the paparazzi were able to figure it out right away. Here's David Spade, cut 34. This is the craziest thing you've ever heard about yourself. It's not true. Rumor. It's awesome. Tablets. Tablets. I don't think they should keep telling me I'm not great looking and keep being shocked if I did someone. A, I know I'm not great looking. We all get it at this point. It's been drilled in. But B, just let things happen. Don't worry about it. How many times has there been mismatched couples in the world? No one says anything. Quit picking on me. Let me just have a few minutes of fun in my life before I go back to my goddamn s*** day. Wanted to get that out. Shawnee, was that from the show? Yeah.
Really? Yeah, because they kind of talked to him beforehand, you know, just about their experiences with the paparazzi. He sounds totally enthusiastic. It was like, yeah, he was totally lackluster. And the whole thing he was worried about the whole time was when they were executing this prank was, oh, God, I hope it looks real. I hope it looks real. And it really didn't. Yeah. That's the thing is that. If they're going to do these pranks, they really have to be realistic. Oh, yeah. And, you know, the one with Paris Hilton was so outrageous, but the paparazzi bought it for whatever reason. That one worked. They just have to be... What did Evil Longoria do? Well, David Spade was the only one that I saw. Okay. Yeah, I didn't see the other one. Because I guess Eva Longoria did one. A couple of shows that are going to be debuting tonight. Dancing with the Stars is back. Oh, my goodness. Tonight. Jason Taylor. Yeah, Jason Taylor for the Miami Dolphins. He's a linebacker or what is he? He's a defensive end. Defensive end. He's going to be on it. Cut 43. I don't think I ever really said yes. I think the papers just came and I signed it and that was kind of my yes.
I go home every day from practice and stay in the shower, lay in bed, and I'm like, man, what am I doing? This is going to be interesting. But you know what? We're going to have fun with it. I'm just going to try to have fun with it, and you're going to laugh either way. Laugh with me or at me or either way, we'll have fun with it. Who else on Dancing with the new one? They got the Priscilla Presley. They got that Priscilla Presley. Christy Yamaguchi. Christy Yamaguchi. Adam Carolla. Jason Taylor. Jason Taylor. Penn Jillette. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Is Mario Lopez on it? No. Is he the host? No. He was on before the previous season. I think there's a clip of Mario Lopez talking about it. Cut 44.
To me, it's far from a reality show. I get a chance to show my personality. I get a chance to show people who I really am. Oh, that's Mario the singer. I also get a chance to learn something new. Oh, that's Mario the singer. He'll be on it. How did I not recognize this one? I just had this in my car bumping. Mario the artist, right? Not Mario Lopez. I thought it was Super Mario. Ash, what does he sing? Remind me. I know the song's not the name. No, you don't. No, you don't. He only has... had a couple. Yeah, right. Only if you don't know his music. I would know it if I heard it. Yeah, me too. You ready for me? Oh, this is my favorite one. Get it, Mike. What is that one called? Spit all over my arm. Yeah, dude, that's fly. When I'm with my baby's mama, I listen to that action in the car. Oh, really? You do not. I just said to her the other day, Shorty, I think it's possible I may be a Mario fan. Look at you. I wish I could sing like that. You like his deeper tracks, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely. I like the B-sides. You like that one, Cut 7? Yep. Oh, you want to hear that one? You want to hear Cut 7? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got Cut 7. You do? Right here. There it is.
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I'm just rarely wrong. Sean. You know, I'm really terrible at getting gifts. Yes. Boston Rob. Keeping it petite. That's what I'm doing. That sounded hard. And Ashley. I don't get along very well. I don't think with, like, normal, boring people. Oh, come on. Wait a minute. It's the Mikey Show on The Rock. Let me talk to you. Let me talk to you. If you pray, can you lift my pop-up? He's having a medical procedure done on Thursday. Just hope he's all right. Keep him in your thoughts and prayers. It is 937. Oceanside police say a woman and child were shot by an off-duty San Diego police officer in a possible road rage incident. The Jets have signed tight end Bubba Franks away from the Green Bay Packers. Really? Yep. I think that The Bachelor's on tonight, too.
Oh, yeah, it is. My wife's all excited about it. London collar. Is that the deal? Yeah, he's British. Some British dude. Cut 45. Stereotype a whole nation. British women are great, you know, don't get me wrong. American women, I think, are just a little bit more outgoing, a little bit more buzz about them. Breast augmented. When someone said, you know, do you want to have an opportunity to date 25 beautiful American chicks? I was like, you know... Really awesome sign that he called him chicks. That's right. Here's our boy Chris Harrison talking about this guy. Cut 46. Matt, our new bachelor, is, well, I mean, it's like having Hugh Grant as our bachelor. I mean, he's English, he's charming, he's everything I think every woman will want in this perfect English gentleman. Easy, Chris. I'm sure it'll work out, too. That's right. They all do. They all work out.
They all end happily ever after. Our text is 35253. Here's a text that says, Mikey, Skye should eat shepherd's pie for St. Paddy's. That's my favorite. I'm sure she'd love the texture. Too late. No way, right, Skye? Why don't you like shepherd's pie? I don't know what's in it. Too late. Oh, Skye. Come on. Well, I can tell you what's in it. Okay, tell me. You don't know, Skye. I know it looks kind of like a chicken pot pie, right? But it's mashed potatoes instead of that crust. The top of it is not crust, it's mashed potatoes. It's basically meat, ground beef, vegetables, depending on who makes it. Peas, carrots, whatever. If they're a good person, that's what it would have in it. If they're a good human being. It's like a gravy.
that it comes in. It's like a gravy. What are we talking about? Is it like a dark gravy, a light gravy? It's a dark gravy. It's dark and then they cover it all with mashed potatoes and bacon. This is the best thing you'll ever have. It really is good. Like when we cut into it, is it like runny everywhere? Or does it actually have some consistency to it? It's consistently runny. Sean, you're not helping. Sky, you know what it reminds me of? It's kind of the same concept of torpasta. You know how they take a piece of bread and they put pasta in it? Right. And it's like an all-in-one meal? Right. Well, don't you shut down to this. You've already shut down. She's closed for business, dude. There's too much going on in there. The sign on her door says sorry. There's too much going on. It's not at all. There's too much going on. Stop eating. I don't like pot pies. I'm not a fan of pot pies. I want to control my meat. I want to control my gravy. The man has feelings. Calm down, Skye. You're out of control. You're taking an empty pie tin with delicious brown crust, right? Now, on top of that,
Like Eddie says, the ground beef. See, I got lots of questions about them. Ask me. I'll answer these questions for you. We're saying ground beef. So when I picture ground beef, I'm picturing the consistency of what you'd find in a taco. You know how it's like that? So it's not big chunks of weird meat with fatty. It's actually like ground beef like you would find in a taco. Yes. So far, you're okay, right? Yeah. Then... Peas and carrots mixed into that. And like, what are we talking? Are we talking like the peas and carrots that come out of the can? Are we talking like big chunks? No, no, no. It's more like, imagine like mixed vegetables that you get like in the frozen packs. Okay, so the small ones. Small, very small bites. Aren't you Irish? Yes. Don't yell at her. What does that mean? All I eat is Irish food all the time. Oh, I must be drunk. Oh, let's go outside. Let's take this outside. You got a potato in your mouth. No, she's just happy to see you. Here's the deal. So then on top of that ground beef is delicious mashed potatoes. Sometimes they'll put some cheese on top of the mashed potatoes and melt it in the oven.
Okay, well, first of all, you missed the gravy step, and that's the step that concerns me the most. Don't let it. I'll tell you that. I'm concerned. It's not like Thanksgiving gravy. When you say gravy, it's not even the right word. It's like... You know what it is? It's like a stew gravy. Yes, because when you take all those ingredients and you put... Okay, hang on. Wait a minute. You're checking out. Don't close. Calm down. I'm telling you... I believe, Sky, that you would love it so much. You'd be like, where have you been my whole life? You wonderful shepherd. Sounds a little rich. Sounds like there's too much going on in there. Not rich. It's not. But Eddie just mouthed a real bad word. It is like you open up that. You break through the mashed potato barrier. Oh, yeah. And it is like... And like all hell breaks loose. All hell breaks loose on your plate. No, it doesn't. Because it's in a contained space. It doesn't run everywhere. I don't know if it'll make you feel any better, but... It does. I don't know if it'll make you feel any better, but my wife eats it. My wife eats... She makes her own version with turkey instead of ground beef. Oh, that's... She uses ground turkey. It's better with ground beef. What does she use for the gravy? See, that's the thing.
It creates, because of the ground beef, it creates its own juices and it's sort of like that. How could you not like something that's juicy? That's right. Not what it's supposed to be like in a crispy little pastry. It's not in a pastry. It's like, oh good, mush, yum. It's not even like... Everybody relax. It's not like covered in it. It's not like swimming in it. That is a perfect... It's not. Not at all. It's not swimming in it. Where do the juices go? Oh, they stay perfectly in the middle and don't make anything soggy. That's just the thing. It's made in a container like this. Get her. Get her. The consistency is not runny. So when you go to, it's in the container. It's not going anywhere. Oh, so I want to eat that mush at the bottom. It's not mush. So it stays nice and crisp there at the bottom, the pastry. There is no pastry. Mike said it's in a flaky pastry pie crust. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, what I know. How does it stay together, then? How does it stay together? Put it in a little, like, crock pot, almost. Okay, yeah. Yeah, well, the ones I've had are in, but Eddie's right. So there's no pie in the shepherd's pie. I've never had a shepherd's pie with pastry. Well, now you guys are lying, and I can't. It's okay. I've only had the shepherd's pie. I don't support liars. I don't support liars, actually. I don't support them. We've got to get an Irish place to give her some shepherd's pie. It's good. I'm making corned beef and cabbage tonight, and that's all I need.
And all you can see, I'm very, very, very, very frustrated. That's right. All I need, I'm good. Thank you for the suggestion, but no thank you. You are infuriating. So anyway, who's watching The Bachelor tonight? Anybody? I'm not doing, no, I'm not watching until you eat Shepard's Pie. Now everybody's calling about Shepard's Pie and Sky. No, I'm good. He's loving chicken grease, man. 5701053. I'm fine. 35253 is the text. Thank you for your concern. Mikey Show. Hello. Well, you enjoy it then. Is anybody on the phone? Thanks for calling. Sean loves it. He loves weird food. Eddie, we got a text that said, is Eddie going to race Boston Rob on Friday now that Eddie's better? He won a little one. Eddie. I love it. Let me tell you, I kind of blew it. Let's do it. Yeah. I stepped in for Eddie when he was sick. You lost. I didn't do very good. Horrible. I almost slapped you. You didn't almost lap me. Come on. Why are you attacking you, Mike? I'm not sorry about it. I want a three match. I laid it down. You just got to wreck him. That's how you win. There you go. Spin him out. P1 Griffin's heart is on the line. Hey, guys. Hi.
Hey, Skye, what's up? You're acting like you're a 12-year-old. Come on, Skye. Come on. He's right about that. And you're acting like my dad trying to force me to eat stuff. Hey, leave me alone, guy. What about that? Are you going to send me to my room? Oh, no. No telephone for the rest of the night. What about 90210? Am I not going to be able to watch that either? Okay, guy? You've got to get her to try it. Oh, you would love it. We're all different. Let's just do our different things. No, we're all the same. They're not the same. They all taste good. That's right. I really think she'd like it. That's the thing. Normally, I will tell Skye if I think the texture would be whack, but I really think she'd dig this. She would love it. Yeah. So good. But she's freaking out right now, so once she calms down, maybe we can talk some sense into her. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. No, thank you. Why does it affect us so much when Skye won't try stuff we want her to try? It really does. It makes me crazy. It makes me insane. She would like it.
She would. She would like it. I think she would. Yes. But she's being, she acts childish and won't do it. Right. Skye, what if Ralph Rubio brought you a shepherd's pie into the studio? That's not his specialty. Steve Shepard. That's right. What if Steve Shepard himself came in here and gave you his pie? No, and then there's talk that it's actually made with like a pot roast meat, which is what I always thought it was. Pot roast meat. P1 just wrote me saying that, and that's what I always thought it was. Skye. Hot roast meat. I had heard that too. I've had a million shepherd's pies. A million. It's my thing. Really? A million. I love it. A million. Most of the ones I've had are ground beef. Most. Eddie, have you ever had one with that? I think so. I've heard that. That there's like weird meat in it. Ooh. But when you guys described it with normal meat or turkey, Sky, I thought you'd be in on that. Sky, we would never allow you to have the one that has pot roast meat. There's no guarantees, Mike. It's easy. It's easy. Calm down. It's not easy, Hillary. It's easy. It's easy. It's a mess. A chef has a point of view on why it makes us crazy. Sky won't try it. Go ahead. P1, Chris. Chris, why does it make us crazy? It makes me crazy. Because, you know what? I cook so many different types of food.
These are normal items. We're not even talking the original shepherd's pie that has like kidneys and all that stuff in it. Now you're slipping a kidney in there. Now you're talking kidney pie. An American version of it tastes like meatloaf and mashed potatoes. That's right. I'm sure it does. I could bring one that tastes like that. Please do. Please bring one as soon as possible. Thank you, but no. P10, are you there? Yes, I am. What did you want to say? Hey, Skye, you should probably just add some ham instead of anything else. Thank you. Finally, somebody got away. There it is against Skye. Honestly, could we make pie with ham? Why not? For real. Probably. Leave me alone. Because for real, maybe Skye would be... For real. Skye, what about hammy whammy pie? For real. But for real... Well, hammy whammy dingy doo. Yeah, hammy whammy dingy doo. Yeah, be real nice. For real, Skye. Real sweet. I like ham. Thank you, but no. Not ham's good. I'll say it is. In a pie form. All right, stop. A shepherd's pie form. I don't care for pie in general, so I mean, I think that's all. But do you like shepherd? What did shepherd ever do to you? Well, you got me there, Ash. Come on, Sky. Do you like shepherd or not? Come on. Gotcha. You're a nut. P1 Spider-Man, are you there? Hey, yeah. Sky, I have a legitimate question for you. No, you don't. No.
Are you going to have a blackened ham for St. Paddy's Day? Are you, Sky? Will you have a blackened ham? He's waiting. Vince McMahon got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Friday. Long overdue. I've been wondering when is that going to happen. He joked with the crowd that he already knows that he's a star and that he's the biggest star of all time. but that's great. I agree. You agree? I like him. He is the biggest star of all time. Yes. Yeah, I mean, when you take every star and you consider every star in the history of stars, I think Vince McMahon is probably number one. I think his star shines the brightest. Yes. I disagree. Well, you don't get it. You don't want to eat a shepherd's pie. What does that have to do with this? Because your opinion is moot. Oh, okay. Thirteen people were, excuse me, thirteen people Did you guys hear a weird sound? It sounded like a fart. Oh, you did fart? Excuse me. It's okay. It wasn't me. I don't know what that was. 13 people were fired from UCLA Medical Center for snooping on Britney Spears' medical records.
Yeah, they say a bunch of staffers and actually also including a couple doctors did go into a computer file that contained Brittany's personal information and read it when they had nothing to do with her treatment there when she was taken. How did you not, though? It was too, yeah, it was too, what's the word? Tempting. Yeah, I would have to. You would not. I would. Eddie's a doctor, though. He can do that. He's allowed to be a medical doctor. Sure, why not? He already knows you would have treated her. I would like to treat her. Yeah, so 13 people were fired from UCLA. You're fired. You're fired. Crazy. I watched that Celebrity Apprentice the other day. Oh, dude, isn't it the best? My wife had it on television. Oh, so you haven't been watching it? No, no. She was watching it on the TiVo device. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was the episode where they were at the Subway sandwich place. Quiznos. Quiznos. And they were doing sandwiches. And the observation that I took away from it is that...
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Rob burst out laughing and it got Eddie mad and Eddie almost killed Rob. Well, the fact that he's never seen a movie and he's busted my chops and he's a shut up. No, but tell everyone what you told me. I said M. Night Shyamalan speaks to me on a different level. And Rob did that, and Eddie almost killed him when he did that. I didn't know that. I like his movies. I'm sorry. Rob's never seen one. I guess I'm a jerk. No, I saw Jumanji. He didn't say Jumanji. Stop saying that. Stop saying that. I will choke you. Robin Williams was great. Oh, my God. Stuck in the game. He's scary at the end. You're a mean person. Well, the reason we were talking about this is because I said that he's got a new movie. It's called What's Happening? What's Happening? The story of Sky's early years. Shut up. You're dumb. No, M. Night's got a new movie called The Happening. My name's Sky. What's happening? Whoa. Sounds scary. Whoa. Yeah. And then Rob said he's never seen one. Yeah. And he's like, I don't like M. Night Shyamalan.
What a jerk. He's never even seen one of his movies. But I heard all those movies suck. That's not my fault. And he goes like this, and he goes, Oh, really? Lady in the water? I heard some lady lives in a pool. Oh, it's freaking me out. The village, it was like a bunch of Mormons or something. I don't know. Oh, my God. That's not scary. He is right on that. I think that's great that it speaks to you. I just, I don't get it. Well, if you've never seen it, then how could it speak to you? The village is what? Like a bunch of Mormons? I don't know. Isn't that what it is? No. I haven't seen it. I couldn't tell you. Well, then how can you judge? I'm not judging it. Just say it, dude. I don't belong to the Mormon church, bro. You see signs? Uh, I see him all the time. Stop. Yield. Yeah, I've seen the end of that. Have you seen it? Not the greatest. Did he do Braveheart? I love that movie. You're such a jerk. I don't know. That is a really good movie. Such a jerk. Did M. Night do Braveheart? All these movies are like supposed to be scary and then you find out it was like, you know, like a beekeeper at the end. Like a bad Scooby-Doo mystery. You know? It's like, oh, Old Man River did it again. It's like...
They're not really that creepy. That's not it at all. Yeah, isn't that it? No. No. Holy cow, that's funny. I'm telling you, that's like, all of them at the end, they have this little twist where it's like, oh, that was stupid. Eddie, what's your favorite one? I'm going to choke this guy. I'm going to choke him down. My favorite is Unbreakable. That's a good one. That's Mark Wahlberg. He gets on the Philadelphia Eagles, right? Oh, my gosh. Make him stop. I don't like you. I do not like you anymore. Holy moly. No, no, no. Really. What's Unbreakable? Shut up. I'm just wondering. I'm not going to share with you. Yeah, not if you're going to be that way. I'm definitely not going to tell you what Unbreakable is about. Oh, dude. Tell him what Unbreakable is. It's good. Come on, Rob. Now, have an open mind. Unbreakable is about this guy, Bruce Willis, who... Never gets hurt. Go ahead, Eddie. Tell him. He never gets hurt and never gets sick. What do you mean? Like, never. Like, he's in a train wreck that everybody else dies and he's fine. Yeah, but tell him about Mr. Glass. I'm going to get there, Mike. Don't ruin it. I'm very excited. He basically comes to figure out that he has real life superpowers. Now, tell him about Mr. Glass, Eddie. And then he meets a guy who is the complete opposite of him.
It has like this genetic... And what's his name again? I'm just... It's Samuel L. Jackson. No, no, no. In a movie. His name is Mr. Glass. Oh, wow. That is clever. Right there. Right there. I'm with you. It's a ginger. Oh, you're ready to do him. Go show him. Go show him. Go do it. I'm going home. Yeah, no, you shouldn't. You don't deserve it. Because I believe that some of us could have superhero powers. Wow. Well said, and I agree. Eddie, I don't know. I'm on the outside. Oh, no. Actually, Eddie. On your side. Man. I will remember this day. Oh, no. When I get my powers. Rob, you need to go get the sixth sense today. Thank you. I'm thinking unbreakable, Mike. Missed the glass and like, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. What's that? I don't know. Such a jerk. That's a superpower. What kind of superpower is that? What superpower is that? The power to shoot? When you're unbreakable. I'm sorry, Eddie. You don't deserve this.
From that little rug rat over there. You don't deserve it. What do you want? Absolutely. I don't know. What's your favorite movie, Rob? Boondock Saints. No? Yeah, that one's realistic. The Departed. Hello? Yeah, hello. The Departed. The Departed. The Departed. The Departed. The Departed. The Departed. The Departed. The Departed. The Departed. The Departed. Gone Baby Gone. Go check that out. It's a good movie. Awesome. What is that about? About two hours. Unbreakable. What is that? Gone Baby Gone? Yeah, what is it? It's the story of this child gets abducted and their family hires Casey Affleck and his girlfriend who run a private private eye business to help find the child. And it's pretty crazy. All kinds of crazy stuff happens. I like Casey Affleck. He should have been nominated for that over Jesse James. He was way better than that. I wonder if it bothers Ben that Casey may be... Ben directed Gone Baby Gone.
Really? Yeah, so he directed him in that performance. I think he may be a better actor. Oh, yeah. Oh, no question about it. Casey Affleck. No question. No question. No question. Dude, have you seen Gone Baby Gone? Dude. Dude. Just rent Daredevil, bro. Yeah, dude. Okay, enough said. You want to see a nice Affleck? Hey, by the way, tell that sweet little Ashley if she wants to go to the movie theater, I'd be happy to take her. Oh, dude, she is stunning. Immaculate. I mean, pristine. Wow. Nicole Kidman's bodyguard got into it with a paparazzi. With P1 Brad, I guess. Finally. Finally take him out. What happened? Well, there's video out there. Sean. Sean. What? There's a video out there, but I haven't seen it yet. I've just read about it, but I guess it was Friday, and Nicole Kidman was going to the gym in Santa Monica, and her bodyguard was following, and then I guess a paparazzi approached, and the bodyguard, according to sources, just went after the dude and started punching him in the head and stuff, and the paparazzi was screaming to try and get this guy to stop, and he wouldn't, and an ambulance had to be called out, and the police are now investigating the whole thing.
Kind of scandalous. Lindsay Lohan is putting out her own line of leggings. If she could only put out the freaking dress, it would be perfect. Oh, man. It's a freaking dress and leggings. So what's the deal? That was Lindsay. Lindsay says. That's no way to promote your own company, Lindsay. Well, that's the brand name. It's a freaking dress and leggings. Yeah, that's the press conference. Frickin' is the brand. Yeah, so Lindsay says that she's doing her own line of leggings, but it's a secret because it's going to be a while before it comes out, but they're going to be very cute. She loves leggings, and her leggings will have different prints and patterns on them. I will never purchase those. Now, why not? Why? Don't say that. That's not very nice. Why would you say that? You might like them. I do not care. You told me that Paris Hilton, you don't like her, but you like her fashion. I like the way that she dresses, yes. What about Lindsay? Do you like the way she dresses? No, I do not. And Lindsay Lohan? I do not. Like anything that Lindsay Lohan represents. Is she known? She will not, ever. Is she known for leggings?
Remember that time that she wore the leggings with the diaper over the leggings? Oh, that's right. It's a diaper. It looked like a diaper, but I don't think it was a diaper. It was a dress and leggings. It was not a dress. It was a dress and leggings. That's all it was. I keep hearing it. No, because I would know. It's a freaking dress and leggings. Hang on a second. Let's go now to Lindsay Lohan and her press conference where we can ask Lindsay questions ourselves. Lindsay, what is this exactly? It's a freaking dress. and leggings. She's really defensive. She really is. She just stormed off. Wow. She says, by the way, that she has learned the error of her ways. Yep, she learned a lot. She learned that she was hanging out with... Her and Ash are best friends. It's like, who cares, Lindsay? Well, some people do, obviously. Why are you being so mean to your best friend? You guys are BFF. I mean, I have a lot of best friends, but she's not. You guys are BFFs. It was weird. We are not. She had a stroke halfway through what she was saying. Wow. So Lindsay says, yeah, you know what? I've done some things that I learned from. We know. So I've learned. Preach us about how great you are now. Paris Hilton has a new reality show on MTV. Maybe Ashley will enjoy this.
Ashley, you should try to get on it. Oh, there you go. It's a reality show where Paris is going to find her new BFF, she says. Huh. That's what they say. Her new BFF. Come on. Oh, like you're not kidding. No, no, no. That's what it really is. Yeah, this is a reality show. Ashley is so annoyed right now that she wants to spit on the microphone at Paris. She loves Paris. So it's a new reality show for MTV. The working title of it right now is Paris Hilton's My New BFF. Okay. It's going to be 10 episodes. How old is she? 26. 27. 27 now. You would know you're a best friend. You guys are BFFs. So you can go to their website, which is ParisBFF.com if you want to apply to BFFs. Here is Dennis Quaid talking about how him and his wife learned that something bad had happened to their twins on 60 Minutes this last weekend. Cut 28. Inside the room, the Quaids found their babies bruised and bleeding from all the puncture wounds where blood had been drawn or where they'd received injections. They were working on Boone's belly button would not stop bleeding. And while they were trying to, I suppose, clamp it.
Blood squirted across the room about six feet and landed on the wall. It was blood everywhere. They weren't just given one massive overdose. They were given two massive overdoses. Two massive overdoses. Oh, my goodness. A thousand times what they should have over an eight-hour period that we know of. How serious was the situation? It was a life-and-death situation. And all of it because of mistakes? Yeah. It was avoidable, completely avoidable. Now, if you guys don't know, Dennis Quaid, his wife, Kimberly, and he had newborn twins. They were at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles. And they were given this blood thinner on accident. They were given too much of it on accident. And you know what, man? There have been very few instances where I have felt compelled to pray for a celebrity. And I don't know why.
I really can't. I was just asking myself, why is that? I don't really know why, but I know I prayed for Dennis Quaid and his family. When I heard about that, it just broke my heart. I can't even imagine what that must have been like to find out that, because it's such a nightmarish, it's a nightmare. It sounds like a bad dream when you hear that they did that. Cut 27. Have this inherent thing that we trust doctors and nurses that they know what they're doing. But this mistake occurred right under our noses. That the nurse didn't bother to look at the dosage on the bottle. It was 10 units that our kids were supposed to get. They got 10,000. And what it did is it basically turned their blood to the consistency of water. Oh my goodness. So they had a complete inability to clot. And they were basically bleeding out at that point. There was blood oozing out of little blood draws on their feet and things like that, you know, through Band-Aids. And that's what first alerted the nurse that there was a problem. Right. The babies are fine now. So glad to hear that. That's crazy. The babies are fine now. Thank God. And, yeah, I mean, it's weird. Our church does this thing called a growth group where you get together with a few people and you do it once a night or once a week.
And we heard stories of a lot of emails going around in growth groups of people sort of rallying up prayer for the Quaid family. Because, I mean, that is just, that is terrible, man. But here he is explaining why his wife and him are not suing the hospital. Cut 29. They haven't sued the hospital, even though all sorts of reports have been done and the hospital has acknowledged serious mistakes. I'd like to see Cedars-Sinai take the lead in doing something to change what's going on, what I consider to be, in the end, a broken health care system and patient medical care. So what they're doing is they said, listen, we're not going to sue you. Even though if they did, you know what would happen. Oh, yeah. But they're saying, we're not going to sue you. But we're going to try to turn this bad situation into something good. And so we want you, Cedars-Sinai, to take the lead in designing something that will prevent this kind of thing from happening again to other parents. I don't know what Cedars is doing. But they are suing the drug company. They're suing.
Because, yeah, not the hospital. Oh, for not putting the label, right? Because basically the deal is the labels look the same between the baby newborn dose and the adult dose. And that's why his babies got the adult dose on accident because the labels look so similar. And I guess this has actually happened in other hospitals around the country. But, of course, it doesn't get the press that this got because it wasn't Dennis Quaid's baby, you know. So they're definitely going after the drug maker. But, yeah, Mike's totally correct. We're trying to encourage changes at the hospital. I hope that all hospitals in the world do it. Oh, that's just terrible. A lot of texts about Eddie and B-Rob and the M. Night Shyamalan conversation. Our text is 35253. Mikey, please podcast the conversation between Eddie and B-Rob. The next text says, Mikey, B-Rob is right. Signs is so dumb. Why would the aliens go to a planet that is more than three quarters water? So dumb. Signed, P1 Noah. He is now questioning the motives of the aliens. Who's the dumb one now? The next one says, Mikey, you should have B-Rob do a whole hour on Shyamalan movies. Love that. P1 Simon. Mikey, please podcast this conversation between Eddie and B-Rob.
That's another one. Says the same thing. Mikey. Mark Wahlberg is in The Happening. Awesome. B-Rob should love it. Signed P1 Charger Chick. But that's not a reason to like the movie. It's just because Mark Wahlberg. Yeah, but he's from Boston, Eddie. I don't care. I like just his role in the movie. I won't like the movie. You don't know if you will or not. I don't know either. Mikey, The Sixth Sense was awesome. Thank you. The only one, though, that was remotely good after that was Lady in the Water. How dare you? How dare you? That was a good one. How dare you? That's P1 Talon. Talon didn't like Unbreakable? Talon? Oh, I'm furious. Call in Talon. That can't be true. I don't believe you didn't. I'm furious. I call that into question, too. Talon would think he would love Unbreakable. Mikey Shyamalan is terrible. What in the world do you guys see in these movies? Why do all his movies make $100 million? It'd be so terrible. Yeah, everybody's the worst. Sky used to call him Shamalam a ding-dong. Well, that's his real name. So does, if we're being honest. They shortened it here in the States. I don't know why. Stateside, they gotta change it to Shamalam. Ellis Island. But not in his home country of Chichewanee. Duh. Do you guys want to hear a clip that's real big on the internet again? It is every year at this time. St. Patrick's Day.
It's that news story from 2006 where some people from Alabama thought they saw a leprechaun. Skye, if you don't remember this, as soon as you start to hear it, you'll go, oh, I remember this now. Cut 30. Curiosity leads to large crowds in Mobile's Crichton community. Many of you bring binoculars, camcorders, even camera phones to take pictures. Eyewitnesses say the leprechaun only comes out at night. If you shine a light in its direction, it suddenly disappears. This amateur sketch resembles what many of you say the leprechaun looks like. Others find it hard to believe and have come up with their own theories and explanations for the image. My theory is it's casting a shadow from the other limb. Sean, I want you to use the clip. This will be a new... I want you to use a clip where he goes, I looked up at a tree, there's a leprechaun. That'll be a new B-Rob clip. B-Rob, yeah. 570-1053 is our phone number.
Beginning and end of every show, we do an open phone segment so you can call in about anything you want. Houston Rockets have won 22 games. 22 straight. In a row. It's crazy. They beat the Lakers. Yeah. Wow. They just won't stop winning. They're now the number one team in the West. Jeepers. That's crazy. They win and win and win. Let's see. The Raiders signed D'Angelo Hall. They're trading for him. They're giving a number two pick. to the Falcons for D'Angelo Hall, and they're going to send him to a new deal. They love cornerbacks. Yeah, they love cornerbacks, and they like players that have bad attitudes. So it's perfect. Good fit. There you go. It worked out for everybody. It really did. There was a tornado in downtown Atlanta. Dude, how crazy is that? Yeah, the first in history, they say, that's gone through downtown Atlanta. Yeah, it tore up the Georgia Dome. They had to actually cancel one of the tournament games that were going on there.
Yeah, part of the fabric roof was ripped off, and then they said metal siding and insulation fell into the stadium, sending the players darting into the locker rooms and fans running for exit. For real? Yeah. That is nuts, man. Global warming, right? That is global warming. And then, you know, CNN is based out of Atlanta, so they have their headquarters in downtown Atlanta. And I guess water just poured into the atrium and like windows shattered and computers were getting sucked out of the windows. Definitely global warming. Yeah. Tornado is about 135 mile per hour. They only got an eight minute warning that it was coming. So... What do you do in eight minutes? Right? Right. You're supposed to go in the tub. Get in your bathtub with the mattress. Pull the mattress over. And pull the mattress. The mattress will probably get blown off, though. Nah, you're good. You're good. And also, you've got to put on your water wings. Make sure those are... You've got to duct tape them on. Put your flippers on. Yep. Yep. Snorkel. Wear your jock. Your jock? Yeah, dude. And the cup, too. Yeah. But you've got to wear it on your face.
It protects the septum. You don't really want to keep your septum in place. Plus, when it's all over and done, everybody's in a good mood because you're laughing about it. Good advice. That is good advice. That's tornado advice? Now I know. You laughed through the whole thing. It's really good. Sean says, hey, in the event of a tornado, put a jockstrap on your face. They would have done that for Katrina? Oh, man. Think of how many lines. A whole different story. It would have worked out differently. It would have ended differently. Mayor Nagin would have had a whole other speech than this. That's true. Country would have loved him. Okay. So, J.P. Morgan has bought out Bear Stearns. Yeah. No, I don't think it's what you're thinking, Mike. Wasn't J.P. Morgan the lady on Match Game? What was her name? J.P. Morgan. Maybe you're right. What was that lady's name, Sean? Let's go over to J.P. Morgan. J.P., what do you think? I think it was a... I'm going to put... He left it...
In his house. Well, thanks, JP. Actually, let's go over to Eddie now, the match game. Eddie, what do you think? Where did he leave it? He left it in his blank. I'm going to say trunk, Bob. Because left it in his trunk. What do you mean he left it in his trunk? What are you talking about over there? Have me a cigarette. This is JP Morgan. This is JP Morgan here. What is J.P. Morgan, Sky? Well, they're both investment banks. J.P. Morgan and Bear Stearns are both investment banks' rivals, you know. That sounds adult. Yeah, very adult. They were bought out for the bargain price of $236 million. They got a great deal on them. A steal, Mike. Yes. A couple of you grown-ups get that? Yeah. I don't know what it means, but I know it has to do with stuff to do with money. Something about the market. Yeah, the economy. The economy. Skrill. Yeah. Protect the market's septum. Hey, speaking of grown-up stuff, the feds just cut rates for loans to financial institutions. Man, that felt good. That just sounded like I was a grown-up, man. I sounded all mature. When I said that, I felt mature. Go check the market now. Did you guys hear about the feds cutting rates again for the loans in the financial people's markets? I heard it was a very rare weekend move. They normally don't have action there.
Weekends. That's right. Well, there it is. That's everything. Yeah. Let's just take a couple of calls and say, how do you do? Eddie, P1 Talen is online. Yeah, explain yourself. P1 Talen, are you there? Explain yourself. You see, Eddie? Hey, you want me to explain myself? Yeah, how did you not like Unbreakable? All right. I didn't ask you about the Sixth Sense. Yeah, because you said that you didn't like any of them, you said. Yeah. You said to explain, so let me explain. Good. Sixth Sense was... An interesting story with a legitimate oh crap moment. Okay. You know, that nobody saw coming. Yep. And M. Night Shyamalan wanted to recreate that with every movie after that. But he just didn't make the mark. And with Unbreakable, I like Bruce Willis and I like Samuel L. Jackson, but the acting was horrible and the storyline was just not good. See, I'm surprised too because Talon is very like...
into that kind of stuff, you know? I mean, I like comic book movies. I mean, it was a desperate attempt to join the comic book movie era. It wasn't desperate at all. It was desperate. It was a take on, like, real-world superpowers. Yeah. We've all got them. Forget it. I'm done with you, Taylor. Sorry, Taylor. Mikey Show, hello. Yeah, I was hoping since St. Paddy Day's we could get a little chocolate rain on the way out. Wait a second. That's so appropriate. It makes sense. Don't analyze it. What is the correlation, sir? Well, I think, you know, chocolate rain has to do specifically with Irish-Americans. Chocolate rain has to do specifically with Irish-Americans. Well, T. Zonday is Irish. Yeah, I read that on his bio. Okay, I thought he was African-American. All right, Alvin, here is chocolate rain. It's St. Patrick's Day. That's right. Here, here's an Irish song. That's an Irish song. I am too. Yeah. Happy St. Patty's Day, everybody. Yeah. Lovely and talented Missy is up next today on the Nooner. She's got those double shots.
I love the double shots. They're fantastic. So listen to that, and then we'll come back here tomorrow morning at 5.30. We'll do it all over again. Happy St. Paddy's Day. Mike shows out late.