The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 04/10/08
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
online bankingmusic plagiarismIdol Gives Backtone deaf karaokebreakup advicecartoon charactersteen datingHeath Ledgersocial media violencefamily heirloomssales flirtingdoor to door scams
Mikey and the crew turned everyday dilemmas into arguments, especially when Boston Rob resisted online banking, a mother found her teenage daughter in her boyfriend's boxers, and P1 Flirt admitted using flirtation to earn bank commissions. Their recurring comedy bits included Ashley's tone-deaf karaoke, Eddie's brutal advice to P1 Zodiac, a debate over cartoon best friends, and a merciless review of Idol Gives Back. More serious moments came when Vern Troyer mourned Heath Ledger and Talisa Lindsay discussed the cheerleader attack on her daughter and the role of social media in amplifying cruelty. Eric was strongly urged not to sell his grandfather's World War II bayonet, while former magazine sellers exposed a traveling sales system built on false stories, meager pay, and worker dependence.
What happened, in order
Rob Meets Online Banking
The crew mocked 25-year-old Boston Rob for paying bills in person until his fiancée finally persuaded him to try online bill pay.
The Daughtry Soundalike
Mikey played Daughtry's "Feels Like Tonight" beside The Asphalt's "Tonight," and the crew argued that the songs sounded startlingly alike.
Idol Gives Back Roast
The hosts praised the charity stories on Idol Gives Back but savaged Terry Hatcher's singing and the dated comedy from Robin Williams and Billy Crystal while admiring Fergie's performance with Heart.
Tone-Deaf Karaoke
Callers struggled to identify songs from Ashley's wildly off-key performances before P1 Easy Money recognized Dolly Parton's "9 to 5."
Tough Love for Zodiac
Eddie ridiculed P1 Zodiac for confronting an ex-girlfriend six months after their breakup and told him to stop sulking, stop following her, and ask out someone else.
Cartoon Best Friends
The crew chose imaginary best friends ranging from Yosemite Sam and Garfield to Johnny Quest, Michelangelo, Thundarr, and Optimus Prime, then defended each absurd pick.
The Boyfriend's Boxers
A mother asked what to do after her 15-year-old daughter wore her boyfriend's boxers, prompting an argument over whether honesty deserved trust, a serious talk, or a dating ban.
Vern Troyer Remembers Heath
Vern Troyer tearfully remembered working with Heath Ledger shortly before his death, after which Eddie described escorting Troyer around San Diego for a radio event.
Violence Made for Uploads
Talisa Lindsay described the lasting harm to her daughter after six cheerleaders attacked her, and the crew debated how YouTube and MySpace rewarded public cruelty without meaningful community restraint.
The $800 Bayonet
Eric considered selling his grandfather's World War II bayonet for $800 to cover taxes, but Mikey, Skye, callers, and even Eric's cousin argued that family history mattered more than temporary debt.
Flirting for Commission
P1 Flirt said she flirted with male bank customers to make sales, sparking a fierce argument over whether customers were wrong to read genuine interest into a deliberately suggestive pitch.
Inside the Magazine Crew
Former door-to-door magazine sellers described fabricated prizes, tiny daily draws, withheld earnings, and managers who kept young workers broke and dependent while they traveled.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkyeAshleyBoston RobSeanZethChris DaughtryTerry HatcherRobin WilliamsBilly CrystalFergieVern TroyerHeath Ledger
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If you play the lottery, you might want to check your ticket because last night the winning Super Lotto ticket worth $31 million was sold in Mira Mesa. The Padres lost another heartbreaker to the Giants as they scored in the bottom of the ninth to win 1-0. Well, let's give you the phone number so you got that. You can use it. Call us. Say what up. You can also text us 35253. We'd love to hear from you. Have you communicate in that way. Our phone number is 570-1053. So you can call us right now. Beginning and end of every show, we do your phone calls. And tell us what's new with you. We would love to hear it. We do an introduction at this time as well. Because there's a lot of people on the show. There's seven people on the Mikey Show. That's a lot. Now, a couple of them, you know, you don't hear them all the time. I would say that the people that you hear the least...
On the Mikey show, out of the seven of us are Sean, Zeth, and Rob. They say the least. And then you'll hear me, Eddie, Sky, and Ash kind of chiming in on a lot. And you can know those voices. Because there's only two females on the show. They're outnumbered. They're definitely outnumbered. But they team up. They sync their cycles. They do the whole thing. They team up on us. We can hold our own. You know what I mean? Try to get us. 570-1053. Give us a call. Let's see. I'm the host of the show. My name is Mikey. I'm 37. That's right. And next month, I'm going to turn 38. You're looking good. Yeah, well, thank you, Ash. Thank you for that. You are. I'm going to be in my late 40s. I mean, my late 30s. Wow. Late 30s. Time machine. Calm down a decade. I know it.
Turn it down a decade, right? Your 40s are screaming at you. And I'm getting excited because we're getting close to grill time. It's going to be able to light up the... I was telling somebody the other day, they came over and they said, I really like your outside grill. I said, that's wonderful. I never use that. Well, the reason that I don't is because I, you know, made a big to-do about getting this... grill put in you know putting the big you know uh island out there and building this thing into it and all that's i made a big to do about it yeah it's beautiful man and uh and then i really started getting into barbecue and realized that uh why am i cooking on that gas it doesn't taste as good as the barbecue on charcoal and so i bought myself a 60 dollar weber and that's what i use exclusively Wow. I used the $60 Weber exclusively. If I had it to do all over again, would have done the same thing, built the island, had that beautiful island put in there, and I would have had it charcoal that you can turn and raise how far away it is from the food.
Yeah, I told my husband about how you do that, how you now use your little mini Weber instead of your, and because of that, because, you know, we're doing our landscape and he's going to build us a barbecue island, he's going to put in, now because of you, he's going to put in a gas and a barbecue into the island. Because of what I told him about you. I want, oh, that's so cool. That is so cool. And of course, I'm like, why do you need two grills in one island? I don't get it. But I gave up that fight. And you know what? I think that that's a great idea. Like now that you've introduced that thought, I'm like, yeah, I think I like that. Having the option of both. You might still be able to do it in your grill. In your island, you'd probably eat up some of your sitting space. Yeah. But you could probably drop a charcoal grill in there. Yeah. That'd be cool. Think about it. I like those kind that you raise, you know, that you turn the little thing. Yeah, a little crank like you're at a park or something. I like the kind that you put in your mouth. Yeah, that's kind of like, too, the charcoal grills that you put in your mouth. For your mouth. Those are good, too. Well, you know, Mike.
Boston Rob Landscaping comes up. We do free estimates. Oh, wow. Oh, thank goodness. I thought I was going to have to pay you. No, no, no. Free estimates. The whole shebang, man. I'll even bring you a nice, cool, caffeine-free Diet Coke. That's awesome. How can I turn that down? But once we're on the property, you're obligated to sign us. Oh, no. No, no, no. That's the... Did you want your barbecue to look like the movie Beetlejuice? Oh, wow. We do do themed barbecues. Do you? Yes. What's the last theme you did? What was it? Oh, it was a Mighty Mouse. I see. You've never done one. Not one. In my mind. I see. Today, we're getting tile in the old cat bathroom in my office. Yeah, they're ripping out all the carpet. Oh, in the closet. In the closet where the cats used to be. That would be good. They're taking it out of there. They're putting tile. Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait. Those cats really drive me nuts. And I went and got some new antibiotics for the ear. You know, doctor said could have been the neti pot that did it. Your ear was jacked up? Yeah, you know, it was all part of the sinus deal is that I had my right ear yesterday, felt like I had a balloon in it. It was like that and like I was underwater.
And so he looked in my ear, and he said, yeah, you still have a sinus infection. It's pushing against your eardrum. Oh, gosh. So he gave me stronger antibiotics, and that'll do it. But he said, you've got to be careful with that neti pot. He said, I've had a couple people come in because they use a neti pot. It lets the fluid in their ear, and it's not good. And I said, and he was really kind of scaring me about the neti pot. And so I kept questioning him again and again about the neti pot until finally he said, well, I'm not saying you get it for sure. I said, be careful with it. So I said, should I stick it in my ear instead? There's an idea. Cut out the middleman. Eddie's our producer, our sports guy. And he is 35 years of age. Yeah. No. 35 years old. And he's in good health. Except for his toe. Good. So weird. What's up with your toe? I was doing laundry last night, and you know how my laundry room is off my back patio? Uh-huh. So I walked out there right before we went to bed because I had some, like, last load in there. And I walked out there barefoot and did my thing, came upstairs, climbed into bed, and instant pain. I had, like, this shooting pain right on my big toe.
And I was like, what the hell is that? And they would go away, like, for a minute, and they would come back, and it would make me jump out of my bed. Whoa! It was excruciating pain. Could you identify whether it was the bottom of the big toe, the top of the big toe? It was, like, kind of the bottom side. And, you know, I was looking at it. I'm trying to find out, like, did I get bit by something? I have no idea what's going on. And it lasted for over an hour. You couldn't see anything, though. I couldn't see anything. I was like, did I step on something, like glass or something? I had no idea what was going on. But the other day, I actually saw a black widow at my place that I tried to kill. And it got away from me and ran away. And I convinced myself that I had a black widow bite. And then I kept thinking, oh, it's moving up my leg. It's moving up my leg. The pain is moving up my leg. No way. But I saw Black Widow. I saw Black Widow Skye. Yeah, I see him all the time. You do? Yeah. I never do. Really? No. Oh, yeah. You should call an exterminator Skye. No, they're like everywhere. Wouldn't you live in the boondocks? No, I got one right outside my bedroom window. Ay, ay, ay. Do it. Really? Well, I can't. What, am I going to get on the roof? Yes. I would just ask him politely. Split. Or she. It's a widow. Yeah.
Skye is our news girl. She's 30 years of age. She got green on today. Yeah. And you feeling better, Skye? I know we were all kind of having that gunk residual stuff. It's weird, man. Like, no. Like, I never got hit full on with this thing. But still, you know, in the mornings and the night, I have the gunk. And I feel kind of, eh. So just still doing the same old thing. Yeah. Rebecca's trying to get over it, too. Yeah. Hopefully by summer. That's right. My kid is completely over his. So he had been saying, owie, owie. And so Rebecca took him to the doctor, because I said, what's wrong with him? Because he was saying it like when he was holding his diaper, and I said, maybe he's got a rash or something. So I told her to check, and she said, it doesn't look like he does, but who knows, you know? He keeps saying, owie, grabbing his diaper. I said, her mom goes, maybe it's because he wants to be changed. He doesn't like that it's wet. He wants to be changed, and he knows that word. So we took him to the doctor, and the doctor says, you guys, I think your son has a word that he really likes using. It doesn't appear to be anything wrong with your kid. Oh, that's adorable. He just likes a word. That's adorable. Here's the baby. It's fun for him to say. Sean is our sound effects guy, and he is 38 years old. What? And that is the truth. That might be a lie. That is not a lie.
It might be. Sean is in the Bay Area right now. He always has been. And when we broadcast and you hear Sean speaking, you have to know that he's broadcasting from the Bay Area. San Francisco. He's sitting in a high-rise in San Francisco right now. And he's got a camera that we look at him on. And he's got a microphone. And he's got a mixing board in front of him. It's true. That's right. And we talk to him. Hi. He does. He makes faces. Hi. I've stirred him a little. Yes. I have stirred him. Ashley is our assistant producer. Be delicate with her today. She's had a little bit to deal with. She got a new yoga instructor, and that's a little... Sometimes that can be a little challenging and a little bit... I don't know. I threw off my whole week, Mike. I bet. That's it? I'm upset. Was your old yoga instructor a man or a woman? A woman. Yeah. Huge P1.
Really? Yeah. What did you like about her? What's up, Amy O? Amy O. She's just got a very cool vibe to her. She played really good music. And she was just, you know, with yoga, a lot of it is meditating and breathing and your aura. And she just put out a real good vibe. She has a wonderful physique. Yeah, we're going to miss her. Why did she leave? Do we know? I don't know yet because normally she teaches the Monday, Wednesday classes. So I went Monday, sub. Went today or yesterday, sub. which never has ever happened. And so I finally inquired about this yesterday and found out that she's no longer teaching it. So I'm kind of upset. Now listen, I know that this may seem to many people. You may be saying to yourself, well, why so dramatic? I'll tell you why. I can relate to Ashley. I understand where she's coming from. When they changed my barista at Starbucks, it hurt. It just happened so suddenly. So suddenly. Out of the blue. I didn't see it coming. You didn't even have a chance to say goodbye. No. Thank you, Eddie. I didn't. And you know what it is? Everybody can relate to it. Let's say you go to the same 7-Eleven all the time. Yeah. And there's a guy that just is always there and you're used to seeing him. There's a guy at, you know, Vons who always packs groceries so perfectly. And you go to his aisle because he does it. Just the way you like it. Just the way you like it, Mike.
And then suddenly your world is turned upside down because that person moves on without a trace. Where'd you go, Amy-O? So anyway, there's that. I'll get through it. That's right. I'll get through it. What do you have, friends? Yeah, we're here for you. We're here for you. It'll be okay. Boston Rob, he's a good kid. I'll tell you this about Boston Rob. He's 25 years old, but in many ways... He's 74 years old. Oh. You know, he does not take to technology, and he does not take to new things. No, no. Very set in my way. Sky, there's got to be a portion of this that you can relate to. Oh, I love it, yeah. Rob refuses.
to do things like direct deposit. He's got to go into the bank and deposit his check. How long do you spend in the bank, Rob? It's getting to be a problem because minimum visits have become about 15 to 20 minutes now. How long can they go? How long can they go? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you're just going in to do some bank business. Last week I was in there for a little over half an hour. Can you remember last time you actually stepped into a bank? No. Oh, that's, yeah. I can't remember last time I stepped into a bank. Everybody knows me. I'm talking. You're the only guy there. You're that guy. Manager. Well, me and a few different older. Senior citizens. Senior citizens. It's like, listen, not very many people go to, like, the water district. Because we have ways of taking care of our water account. I mean, oh, I go there, too. I go to. He goes to the water district. Oh, I do. I don't even know what that is. Yeah, you know? And they have such weird hours. They close between 1 and 2.30, Monday through Thursday. No one's going. They might as well go home. No one's coming in. Oh, yeah. They might as well just go home. When I pay bills, I literally go and pay bills. I know people around town. You don't want to pay for a stamp? That's so stupid. No, I mail stuff. Rob. What the hell? What about? I mail stuff that has to go out of state.
But Rob, he's 25. And you've got to see him. When you see him, it's such a juxtaposition. The fact that he has got the word Boston tattooed on his neck. And he's got his right arm is sleeved. Go ahead, Sean. Wouldn't it be less expensive to mail stuff in rather than drive and take the time? Oh, yeah. Yes. Yeah, it would. Rob, what about now? Let me ask you, though, because you're going to get married here pretty soon. He's engaged. How does your fiance feel about this sort of banking? It drives her nuts. We had a conversation. Are you going to let her do the finances when you guys get married? Yeah, for the most part. And this is something that this weekend I'm starting to let go and I'm starting to compromise with her. She's going to help me set up some. Bill pay, I guess that's what it's called. Yes, yes. That new invention? Yeah, bill pay. No, she's been pushing this on me, pushing this on me. Pushing it on me, like drugs. Well, I know everyone at the bank. They know how I like to do my... Just taste the bill pay. Yeah, right. Do a little two to bill pay. Quick bump of bill pay. And I'll tell you what, this bill pay is free, all right? It's on me. You come back and see me, though, bro. I'm very nervous. You know where to get the great...
Bill pay. I did my first internet transaction, banking transaction last week for the first time with her overseeing it and pretty much showing me what to do and making me do it. Rob, you're out there now. Oh, I didn't like it. She's helped me set up a lot of stuff this weekend. To be honest with you, I'm not going to use it unless she's around. I'm going to let it set it up. It'll make your life easier, bro. I need to have that. I need to have that. Chaos in your life. Contact. And I need the receipts after. And I need to make sure. I need to see another person. Actually, you don't. No, I have to. This interweb thing, it's like you. Interweb. No, you click a button and your money's flying all over the country. I don't do it. I don't. You shouldn't trust it. I'm telling you, when your money disappears, Sean, don't come crying to me. 570-1053. That's their phone number. And finally, Roosevelt Zethian Oates. That's fire. Yeah, when I look at him, I just go, man, he looks like a Roosevelt Zethian Oates. Very regal. He's very regal. And what can I tell you about Rosie? What did you do yesterday, Zeth?
Yesterday, I didn't do much. Just kind of unwound, shut myself off from the world for the most part. That sounds like what Tuesday was about as well. Monday. You know, Mike, every once in a while, I just like to shut it down. And by every once in a while, I mean each afternoon about two. I like to just take time for myself and unwind. Yeah. The way that I like to unwind, some people golf, some people exercise. I like to nap. And it is refreshing. It really is. For 16 hours. To each their own. Yes, to each their own. We all have our hobbies. Yeah. You know, who's to judge one from the other? Thank you. It's Rosie time, Mike. That's right. Mikey Show. Hello. Can you hear me? Mikey Show, can you hear me? Yeah. P1 Crispy. Okay. Can you hear me? What is going on? I don't know, but I don't like to start the show that way. No, I'm a victim of identity theft through the mail when I was paying credit card bills. Really? Through the mail? Yep. See, so Rob, it can happen through the mail, bro. I know, but the only stuff I mail is stuff that's got to go out of state. Everything else, I'm there. I know the people. They see me. Yeah, set it up online. It's like Norm from Cheers. That's right.
Mikey Show. Hey, good morning. Good morning. I wanted to make a comment or a suggestion about the neti pot. Yes, please. Well, when you were describing it the other day, you said afterwards that you would pour it through your nostrils and then you would blow your nose. Yes. And I've been doing the neti pot since about this time last year, actually. And from what I've read, you shouldn't blow your nose immediately afterwards. I'm just following the directions on the box, bro. Right, right. No, that's cool. I understand. But I'm just maybe, you know, suggesting that maybe if you're going to continue using it, try to just let it drain naturally instead of trying to force it out. Because, you know, some people will do that thing where, you know, they'll hold their nose closed and...
blow through it to kind of pop their ears. Oh, I don't do that. I don't do that. Well, you know, like you were saying, the whole thing is connected, eyes, ears, nose, and throat. And when you blow your nose immediately after using the neti pot, you might be forcing some of that little bit of water into the ear canal. Well, what it said in regard to that is to, it says blow your nose, and it says to blow your nose gently, and that if you blow your nose hard, that that will happen. Right, right. And I like to blow my nose hard. Yeah. Oh. You know, I'm very aggressive with my nose. I've heard that about you. Blowing. I'm very aggressive. Yes. P1 Mondo is on the line. Hey, Mikey, how's it going? I just want to let you guys know how much I really appreciate your show. Every Thursday, I got a drive from L.A. down to San Diego for work. Usually, I'm supposed to be at work about 5 o'clock in the morning. I make sure I get to work every Thursday at 2 o'clock. load up my truck and all my deliveries so I can be on the road and be in the area around 5. That way I can catch every minute of your guys' show. That is cool, man. I'm always getting beat up by my boss, bro. Oh, what's up, bro? I work between 5 and 10.30. Oh, dude, that's great. That is very great. I try to catch every minute, and I really appreciate you guys' show. You guys are the best. Thank you, man. We appreciate it. Thank you very much. All right, guys. Have a good day. All right, you too. Might as well get this out of the way. The Padres lost.
Another one to the Giants. Wow. Giants scored bottom of the ninth. I don't know who was pitching for the Padres, but it happened in the bottom of the ninth. It wasn't Hoffie. Yeah. So it was Heath Bell. There you go. But, you know, the Padres had their chance. You know, again, this is going to happen, guys. You know, our offense. is going to go in waves. Sometimes they're going to look okay, and sometimes they're going to be shut out. That's how the offense is. Yesterday they had an opportunity to score Jim Edmonds off third with a sacrifice fly. He got thrown out at home, and that cost him the game, really. These things happen, is what we're saying. So the Giants now have three wins on the season. What up? There you go. Yes, taking two out of three from the pods. Last night, as Sky was saying earlier, there was a winner for the Super Lotto here in California, and it was for $31 million. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. That's crazy. Oh, my gosh. And the winning ticket was sold in the community of Mira Mesa. Irene! Yes, Irene. Irene!
Yeah, it was sold at Seafood City Supermarket. That was just there. On near Mesa Boulevard. I am so rocky. Yeah, you are. Last night's winning numbers were 5, 17, 23, 42, 43, and the mega number 19. I'll take some calamari and a rotto tiki. Yeah. I won. Those were the winning numbers. You just gave out the winning numbers. Well, congratulations. Yeah, $31 million. Yeah, that's right. Wow. Sometimes it does not smell good in that place. I've been in there before. I've been in there. Well, especially right after delivery. You know, new items to put out in the ice. You know what I'm saying? Or the tanks. Yeah. Get it. Are you kidding me? Thumbs up, wink. Text us at 35253, ladies and gents. Just want to let you know there is a little controversy going on that Chris Daughtry has ripped off some music. Oh, no. Uh-oh.
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A couple of things that I told you I wanted to play for you when we got back. I want to hear about Idol Gives Back. We're going to talk about that because there was a lot of big, huge stars on that. A couple of the texts that we're getting. Hey, Mikey, the worst time of my day is when I have to walk away from my car to the office because I missed five minutes of the show. It's too bad we can't. You know, you got to tickle. It's what you got to do. Mikey, I was wondering if it's weird. For you seeing your face on billboards throughout the county, it would freak me out. Signed, P1 Leg Show. When I see billboards of myself, I get fluttery in my stomach. Because it's, for me, that's a dream come true. I used to, radio is all I wanted. It's all I ever wanted to do was to be. uh, in radio and have a, a successful radio show. And so when I see myself up there, uh, sometimes I feel like I want to start crying out of joy, um, for the blessings in my life. That's really a neat thing for me to see that. Um, cause there's a new one that's out there and people are starting to see it. Uh, and the, the, uh, campaign is called, um, like you, but different.
And boy, this show is a lot like you, but different. We are a lot like you, but we're also very different. So this is the Daughtry thing. Apparently, Daughtry has a song out called Feels Like Tonight. And they're saying that there's a band called The Asphalt and that they had a song called Tonight. Now, before you ever hear it, you think to yourself, well, it'd be one thing if you got it. But the names are. One's called Feels Like Tonight. The other one's called Tonight. So here is the asphalt and a clip, a little portion of their song called Tonight. Cut 20. That sounds good. I like that. I like the melody. I like the way that sounds. Mike, Dave Grohl's on line one. Here is Daughtry's Feels Like Tonight to compare. Cut 21. Nothing to hear here.
Speaking of the same but different. Yes. Wow. Wow. I wonder if they can, you know, if they can sue. That's the same song. That's crazy. So anyway, there it is. And I wonder who figures it out. Maybe the band, you know, they somehow hear. Somebody goes, hey, man, did you know that? Yeah. That kind of deal. Right? So what do you guys think is a good place to start with Idle Gives Back in terms of what you saw and heard? So much to say. Yes. Well, you know, it's interesting because when they show all the stuff with the kids in Africa who have AIDS and all the poverty kids in America, I mean, it breaks your heart. They did an amazing job with that kind of stuff. Yeah. Somebody really needs to tell American Idol to stop trying to be funny. Don't do funny because they're horrible at it. So they do this skit with Terry Hatcher where Terry Hatcher walks in on Carrie Underwood and one of the dudes who's on Desperate Housewives, who I guess is her boyfriend on the show, I don't know. And they're like fixing the plumbing or something. And Terry's like...
Oh, really, Carrie Underwood? If you steal my man, I'm going to steal your song. Now, I want to play this clip. I'm wondering, though, if we're going to hear all that. Oh, I don't know. Because we got this clip. Let's hear what it is. Cut four. It's been blocked up since I got in here this morning. All it was was some stuff caught up in here. So if it ever happens again, you just take this off and you can put it right back on. It's no good to you. Well, it doesn't look like nothing is going on. If you are going to steal my man, then I... I'm going to steal your song. That's what I'm doing. I'm going to go steal your song. On stage with a full band and Terry Hatcher walks out. We're about to hear Terry Hatcher sing before he cheats. Oh yeah, get ready. That can't be possible. Hold on. What does she look like? What does she dress like? Terry Hatcher. Yeah, like jeans. Yeah, like a white tee with like a tight jacket, laser on it. Thank you, Terry. And Terry Hatcher, ladies and gentlemen. She does the whole song.
The whole song. And she's trying to, like, perform. Like, this is her song. Like, she's flipping her hair around. Do you guys think that maybe they forgot to tell her she's Terry Hatcher? I think so. Oh, it was brutal, dude. Thank you. And it, like, deteriorates towards the end. The higher the notes go, the more you realize, oh, Terry Hatcher can't sing. Right? She's an actress. It was brutal. Like, there were points where I was feeling like watching the show, like, I don't want to donate now because they're making me so angry. Yeah. It was brutal. I feel ya. That was a little rough. Yeah. A little. Oh, what about... This has got to be good. Robin Williams, as we know, is one of the greatest comics. Original and... Very funny. Very relevant. He reinvents himself every time. Correct. New bits. Correct. Always changing. Yes. Cut 15. Say hi to Bob, Randy. What's up, baby? What's going on? Yo, baby, let's go. Let's throw it down. Look at you dressed in Dracula's coat. Way to go. Oh, yeah, yeah.
They introduced him as the winner of Russian Idol. You are so beautiful. I would walk 50 miles a day ago to stand in your garbage. I would. And you, Simon, with your man breasts, what are you doing? Your man breasts and the head of chest. You remind me of my sister. You look gorgeous. My mom and dad were probably laughing so hard that there were tears coming out of their eyes. This is 15 minutes after he was already introduced, by the way. No! I would like to sing for you. Good. No, you're talking! Okay, thank you. Thank you, Robin. You didn't want to hear another 20 minutes of that? And on, and on. And on. Yeah, it says the clip is two hours, 45 minutes long. What about the hilarious Billy Crystal? Oh, my gosh, Mike. Cut five. I hope we get her name right. Please welcome a talented newcomer, Miss Millie Siris. Thank you very much. That's Billy Crystal, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, and then they do a whole two minutes on him not knowing she's famous and her not knowing he's famous. It's hysterical. Yeah. Now, what was good? There had to be some, because there was a lot of people there. Snoop Dogg, there was like some relevant people. Yeah. Fergie! Fergie, was Fergie good? Oh, gross. She was awesome. Fergie sang with heart.
People ask for their money back. Rob, did you see it? Rob doesn't like Fergie. Did you watch it? I don't need to. Her face is looking weirder and weirder. They're coming to the other side. Like my wife even said, her eyebrows don't move anymore. They said so much like Botox. Now, what is better to hear? Fergie performs with John Legend or Fergie sings with the band Heart? I thought she sang good, you know, and the heart thing was pretty cool. And she performed like an amazing person that she is. Okay, calm down. She's talented. Cut eight. Welcome to my idols, the Phenomenal Bird. Is that Fergie playing guitar? Yes. Fergie on drums. Now, I haven't seen the Wilsons in a while. Wow. The Wilson sisters. Yeah. I don't know which one it is, but one of them has, well, she's grown a little bit with age. Mm-hmm. Those things sound great. Oh, sounds great. Yeah, she killed it. She's a big, big lady. That does sound good. I'm really... Men, as they get older, they don't hang on to that sort of thing that they sounded like in the 70s. Women are able to do it. Unless you're Ben Midler. Listen to that, dude. That's good. Yeah, I see.
That sounds really good, man. Yes, she does. Yes, she does. You know what, man? I love listening to that. Like, I will like watching Eddie Van Halen playing guitar. It's just somebody that's been blessed with this amazing ability. You go, whoa, you do stuff other people can't do. Sing like that. I was so pumped. That's pretty cool. It's rad. watching them together. Is it? Well, because Fergie was so overly animated and doing her Fergie thing. And then the chick from Hart is just like standing there. It's hard for her to move, I think. Well, no, I wouldn't say. Wait a second. I mean, she was hard for her to like get around. No, I mean, she was not an influence. She's got different personalities. Or was it like an old-fashioned ugly off or something? Thank you. Okay, that's right. Thank you for the clip. That was wonderful. There's no...
Oh, gosh. It was really good. Well, let's do this, then. Let's take a quick time out, and when we come back, we're going to hear some real singing, okay? Oh. We're going to do something called tone-deaf karaoke. Thank you. I don't know if you've ever heard this before, but our role, Ashley. I think it's an opposite way. Well, but Eddie, she was on American Idol. Last night? It was. Not last night. Practically. But Terry Hatcher was on American Idol. Terry Hatcher was on American Idol, and Ashley sings better than Fergie. Wow. and Wilson, and she sings better than all of them. And when we come back, we're going to play a game. And the game is Ashley sings, and you have to guess what she's singing. Oh, you're talking tone-deaf karaoke, Mike? I'm talking tone-deaf karaoke. It's next. Mikey Show. Oh, yes! Right now, the House of Motorcycles in San Diego and Vista invite you to get out to the Yamaha Get Out and Ride event with huge incentives on every Yamaha motorcycle, ATV, and Lino side-by-side. Get up to $750 customer cash on select models like the class-leading YZ450F Sport ATV and YZ450F, the same bike supercross champion Chad Reed rides. Plus, get payments as low as $69 a month on every model. So hurry into the House of Motorcycles in San Diego and Vista today or visit Yamaha-Motor.com for details. Hurry, offer ends May 31st. San Diego's House of Motorcycles since 1962 on
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The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. Eddie, if you had to live in the ocean and be an ocean-dwelling creature, what would it be? We know what it wouldn't be. Right. We know you don't like the black and whites. Oh, no. That's a really crazy question. I would be swordfish. Nice. Oh, look at you. Yeah, because you could fight stuff off for sure. Oh, yeah, stab that killer whale right in the neck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then you also have incredible strength and power to swim. Good speed, too. That's right. I'm a five-tool fish. That's right. It is 7.01.
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I see what you're saying, Eddie. You know, I mean, it's a concept, yes. Yes. Sometimes when you're actually trying to practice that, it's not as easy. That's right. Call us right now, and I'm just going to give you a little taste of what Ashley said. That's right. Get up there. Sounds like the bag lets some air out right at the end. It's not easy. It's not easy. Eddie, that's not Falco. It wasn't? That was not Falco. P1 Lisa's on the line. Hello, Lisa. Hi. What do you do for a living? I work in a deli at Cecil's Meat. I see. And how many years have you been living? I'm 24. There you go. My age. Are you ready to play a little tone-deaf karaoke? Yes. Let the entire clip play before you tell me what song it is.
You don't have to laugh. I just want to hear this really bad. That seems a little rude. All I need is the title or the artist of this record for you to win. Okay, Lisa? Okay. And here we go. Eddie just got it. Lisa, can you give me a title or artist to win the prize? I have no idea. That was a good one. I like Ash's version better. That was something else. Sorry about that, Lisa. Up next, P1 Jessie. Jessie, how are you? I'm doing well. Thank you. How are you? Doesn't get any easier. I'm going to be honest with you. This doesn't get easier. It's a tough batch today. It's a tough batch. Jessie.
Ashley sings like I do, so. There you go. Come on, Mama. Are you in your car or are you at home, Jessie? I am in my car. Where are you headed? Work? I am headed home. You're headed home. You already worked. No. You're just, uh, okay. Swirling the streets. Yes, that is right. I love Starbucks. She's a superhero and she goes out and looks for crime fighters. Oh, wow. That's right. There we go. I need you to listen to this entire clip, Jessie, and then give me title or artist to win. Here we go. No. We're doing nothing. Can you give me a title of artist there, Jessie? Sorry. The song with the name. You want to hear it one more time? No. The artist, Jessie. Is it Solution? Is it what? No, the song. I can't think of the name of the song. Oh. Steve Miller Band. It's Fly Like an Eagle. No, it wasn't. It was, dude. That was us. How dare you. I couldn't sing it for you.
Oh, I'm telling you. That was a tough one. Wow. Let me hear the next one. P1 Josh. Josh, are you there? What's happening? Dude, I got a good feeling about this one. Are you sure? Josh, I think you're going to, not only are you going to know the song, you're really going to enjoy listening to it. All right? Just give me title or artist, brah. Here we go. What a way to make a living. P1, Josh, can you tell me what song that was or who the artist is? I can't even hear it. Oh, please, come on. You have to have a winner. It's the only thing that I don't like to hear. Come on, Easy Money, you got it. I'm going to play it for you, Easy Money. You ready? I'm going to try it. All right, here we go. What a way to make a living, really. Just use your mind and then never give you credit. It's enough to help. Sultry.
P1 Easy Money. Who was that? That was a Tittle Bitty Dolly Parton. That is right. I'm very similar. That's right. It was like listening to the record. There you go. And you're welcome. Eddie, what was the prize today? We had more of the comedian Daniel Tosh tickets for the Spreckles Theater. Very nice. There you go, man. Hang on the line. Thanks a lot, guys. Never heard it in my life. Who is it? Scissor Sisters. Scissor Sisters. You can text us at 35253. By the way, when we come back, we're going to do something called Tough Love with Eddie. What? I think you'll enjoy this segment. I dedicate this one to you, Scott. I don't want to dedicate it. That's how dogs are already done. Forget it. It's too late. It's for you. Hey, check this out.
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It is 7-15. Well, some good news, homeowners. Home sales were up 17% in the last month. The Padres lost another heartbreaker to the Giants as the Giants scored in the bottom of the ninth to win 1-0. You guys hear about this Vern Troyer getting real emotional over Heath Ledger thing? No. Vern Troyer was mini-me. That's mini-me, right? They didn't work together, did they? I guess. I guess they did that movie with the real weird name, The Magistorium of Mr. Magorium. I guess so. And they worked together. It's called The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus is the name of the movie. Parnassus? Parnassus? Yeah, so that was the one he was filming during his death. And mini-me's in it? I guess so. So they worked together, he says. Wow. That's crazy. Yeah, so in a little bit, I'm going to play you, I guess, they ask him about... Heath, and it's a very emotional thing. Mini-me. Mini-me. Who knew? Okay. Hey, I just moved from Washington State, and I have not found a better show yet. Thanks, that's P1 Jake. Keep looking. Keyword yet. This text says, hey, Eddie, or E-D-D-I-E, killer whales are masters of stealth and predatory speed. If they can hunt hammerhead sharks, they can snack on a sports-knowledgeable swordfish.
I don't know what to make of that, Eddie. Don't know what to make of that. I will stab them with my sword. That's right. I have a great defense. How can you not want to be a swordfish and you know that they are... Right in the heart. That's right. Then what? That's what I do. Ladies and gentlemen, the following is dedicated to Sky. Yep. I refuse. Thank you very much. Eddie gives back. That's right. And move the video back. We're all looking up at the video now. Well, there's no video, you guys. That's the Today Show. And there it is. We're joining it now. No, that's the Today Show. It's me showing how sad Sky's life is. No, that's it. And I'm asking you to donate. That's the Today Show talking about polygamous. I don't know why you're... The way that Tough Love with Eddie works is that normal people like you that are in your car, you get to work, you go to your computer, and you write Eddie an email, and you say, Eddie, I need some help. I get a lot of them. It's crazy. It's stupid. It is weird, isn't it?
A little bit. Yeah. But people continue to write Eddie, you know, seeking his counsel. Why, Mike? The reason is because Eddie does not placate you. Oh, it's true. This is the no BS zone. That's right. It's the zone. Eddie's advice segment is not about telling you what you want to hear, but rather giving you the truth, what they call tough love. Yep. With that being said, our first letter reads. Bring it. Dear Oracle, I need your help. My girlfriend of two years broke up with me six months ago and I can't seem to get over it. I really loved her, man, and thought we were going to get married. Then, out of the blue, she breaks up with me and she tells me she didn't see us going anywhere. What? I still can't believe it. Well, the other day I saw her out with another guy having lunch. Confronted her about it and she told me that it was none of my business. I'm so crushed. I don't go out anymore and barely feel like talking to anybody. What can I do to get over this? Signed, P1 Zodiac. Eddie? Dear the Incredible Sulk. Okay, this one scares me a little bit. Now, his gal breaks up with him a half a year ago and he's still acting like this. You are what we call in the industry...
Pathetic. What industry? I wonder about what industry that might be. It's a health advice industry. Now, there are a few scary parts to this email, so I'm going to try and break it down if I can. First, you happened to see her out the other day. Dude, gas to go to Rancho Bernardo, $10. Lunch at Applebee's for one, $15. Bail on the charge of stalking your ex-girlfriend. Priceless. Wow. That's scary. Then you talk about not wanting to talk to anybody. That's actually a good thing. Because if you did, most people would actually just point and laugh at you. Because you're really pathetic. I say keep to yourself. I actually can almost feel his man tears coming off this email. Now, finally, after this wonderfully scary email, he signs it P1 Zodiac. Smart. I mean, smart. Naming yourself after a famed serial killer. As you're stalking your ex-girlfriend, that usually wins him back. I don't know why she's not biting. Attractive is confidence, isn't it? Seriously. Bro, slap yourself in the face. Realize what a loser you are. And ask out the first girl you see.
Actually, wait a second. That may be your ex. That's true. Because you're stalking her. So scratch that. Ask out anyone besides her. Holy cow. It's not very nice, Eddie. I could already feel the healing. I thought that was good. He needed that. He needed that. He's stalking his ex-girlfriend. According to you. It's called tough love. Our next letter reads, Dear Eddie, My wife... is totally jumping on the bandwagon with all this go green stuff. Today, she says to me that we should stop eating red meat because cow farming pollutes the environment. It's true. Don't start. Can I get through the letter? Well, it's true, though. It says, Eddie, please help. Please, please, Eddie, please help me, please. And then the next sentence says, please, please, Eddie, please help me. He's your help, yeah. Says, I'm trapped with a crazy person. How do I show her how wrong she is? Meat is good, right? Meat is murder. That's signed P1 Angus from Chula Vista. Yeah. Eddie? Dear spaghetti and wheat balls. This is how it starts, bro.
This is how the wacko liberals get you. That's so true. Through the wife. That's right. They reel them in with Go Green. And the next thing you know, she turns into a liberal robot hell-bent on crushing the will of all men and running for president. Yes. Yes. That is true. But there is an easy solution to all this, P1 Angus. You have to fight fire with fire. And I mean that literally. Gather up all her stuff she loves. and torch it in your backyard. I don't know. I mean, really burn it. Really to the ground. Until everything is reduced to a fine powder. Then you grab a handful of it, and the next time she starts talking all that go green nonsense, blow a big cloud of it right in her face and say, is this green enough for you, baby? That doesn't even make sense anymore. Shuts them up every time, Scott. Well, but it doesn't make any sense. I beg to differ. I have no idea. So far, my favorite quote is, is that green enough for you, baby? It makes no sense. It works. It makes no sense. Our next letter reads... That's it? That's the advice? I think I handled it professionally. I thought that was gorgeous. Thank you, Sean. Our last letter reads... Oh, yes. Dear Eddie, sometimes...
When I party with my old ma'am, I'm sure it's a typo and she meant to put man, but I just read them as I see them. That's all I do. What do you want from me? Sometimes when I party with my old ma'am, I say stuff he gets all mad about. It's not too bad though, but he was fighting with me Saturday and he was all, you have a mustache and stuff like that. Holy cow. Oh, God. What? I said, you don't seem to mind it. And he was all, whatever, Ron Burgundy. Okay. Oh, my God. I'm just messed up, man. Wow. I'm just messed up. Sean, are you okay? Oh, no. It says, anyway, can you call him out? Because he loves when you talk smack.
And he says you are on the Chargers. I'm not on the Chargers. You're on them? I'm not, actually. You want to be on you? I think what she says is he's on the Charger broadcast. Eddie's on the Charger broadcast. It's a part of it. It says his name is Hector and he rides a black Harley. Signed P1 Maria. Very intelligent letter. Eddie? Dear Hairy Queen, first of all, I don't care that your old ma'am rides a black Harley. I care more about the black mustache he rides. Really gross. I know you may have been a little hurt over his comments, but every time he says goodnight to you, He doesn't want to open his eyes and see the cop from the village people staring back at him. I don't think it's that bad, Eddie. Really? It's probably just a little fuzz or something. Now, how do you think he feels when he brings his Harley guys over and they think he's got an old man too? They keep asking if the fellow inside the house could grab them a beer. Right. But we're getting sidetracked. Now, to answer your problem is either...
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Wow. Now, does it have to be a human cartoon character or can it be an animal? It could be anything you'd like it to be. Really? Scooby-Doo would be cool. Nah, he's the best. Oh, yeah. Like if you could actually have him around. Like Shaggy would hook you up with some sweet weed. Oh, that's so true. You're under the assumption that Shaggy was, in fact, a drug user. Hello. You watched the cartoon, right? Yeah, you're probably right about that. There's so many. Because I can go, like, the superhero route, but I'm trying not to. Once again, Eddie, your favorite... Well, who would be your cartoon character best friend? Choose wisely. This is a really big deal. I know. This is a really big deal. Just don't go willy-nilly. Willy-nilly, throw out some... Oh, I'm not. Find a commitment. I think Foghorn Leghorn would be really cool to be... Who? What? You don't know Foghorn Leghorn? Oh, come on. Leghorn? You don't know? I don't know. Mike, do you know? Of course I know Foghorn Leghorn. Have you really never heard of Foghorn Leghorn? No. What? Why is everyone...
yelling at me. Obviously, it's really making a separation in our friendship, I think. Rob's been really upset. I'm going to go with Yosemite Sam. Wow. Well, who's Froghorn Leghorn? Who's Froghorn Leghorn? I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer. Can you clear that up? Did you have a childhood, you two? Yes? Come on, guys. Even Mike knows who it is. I'll Google your picture. Okay, thank you. Foghorn Leghorn was fantastic. What show? Looney Tunes. Looney Tunes. Oh, maybe I'll recognize him. I watched Looney Tunes. Oh, I'm embarrassed for you right now. Maybe he was a guy thing. Well, he was a cartoon. I mean, it's an everything. I'm embarrassed for you right now. What? Foghorn Leghorn, guys. Yeah. There you go. He's the giant. Does this guy ring a bell? Rooster. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was his name? Foghorn Leghorn. You don't know who that is? That guy right there. I don't know who that is, but I didn't know that was his name. Me neither. Eddie could Google image him, and then, like, when he called, you could see that he was calling you at the time on your phone. You'd go, oh, that's Foghorn. But your guy would be. Yosemite Sam. Yosemite Sam. Yeah. Why? Because he's crazy.
That's what you want in a best friend? Yeah, I think it'd be funny. He's not going to hurt me because he's my best friend. He's crazy and shooting guns all over the place. I'd laugh at him. What are you talking about? Don't insult me. This is my best friend. Don't insult my best friend. Look at him. He's crazy. I mean, you're not going with a superhero? I thought you'd definitely go with all of your cartoon characters. I think that's the obvious way for me to go, but no, I'm going to... Old Hag Yosemite Sam's who you picked? It's not an old hag. Don't insult my friend. What? Old Hag? Baldi? First of all, it's a guy. Yeah. It could be a hag. So since the hag only a woman? Forever. Forever. Since the dawn of the word. Yeah. Sure. Skye, who would you pick? Well, when you posed the question, I started thinking, and... Immediately, I started thinking about different Care Bears. Oh, get out of here with that. It'd be awesome. We could like slide down rainbows and stuff like that. Don't say like gem or any of those stupid. Oh, I didn't even think about gem and the holograms. Okay, but I can't go there because it's.
Too late, I didn't think. But that's a good one. No. Maybe next time. And then I started thinking about Strawberry Shortcake because she smells so good. I think she smells like B.O. No, she does not. That's what I heard. Strawberry and B.O. I heard people at work want to tell her, but they don't know how. That's true. But then I'd probably creep her out because I'd want to be sniffing her all the time, and that's creepy for friends. It is? So... So I think that the cartoon character that I have the most in common with and that we'd really get along and be BFFs would be Garfield. All we would do would be talk smack, eat lasagna, and sleep. And pick on Odie. What about Odie? You're so mean to him. You're terrible. He's kind of dumb. He doesn't get him. That's mean. Mine is easy, man. I would want to be best friends with Johnny Quest. Oh, so you're Haji. Why? Well, because I could be like Haji. No, come on. What about Bandit? Yeah, dude. See, that's the thing. When you think about it, you go, yeah, I want it, but I want to know all of the people they know.
Like, it's creepy with Dr. Quest and what's his face like? Dr. Race Banner. Race Banner. Like, there's weird stuff going on there. Between Dr. Quest and Race Banner? Yeah. That's been a rumor for a long time. I'm going to put that rumor to death right now. Two male guys in their probably 40s. Late 30s, early 40s. Hanging around with two kids and a dog. You have to understand. No women anywhere around. You have to understand, though. Dr. Banner. Was one of them the dad? Dr. Banner. Yes. Dr. Quest. Dr. Quest was the dad. But what you have to realize is that Ray Spanner and Dr. Quest, specifically Dr. Quest, he committed his life to science, Eddie. He was working long hours. Yeah. Well, he was working long hours. He wanted to be able to go. And at the time, there was no eHarmony. This was in the 60s, you have to understand. This is weird. The time of Johnny Quest. And there was no eHarmony. There was no Match.com. There was also no same-sex marriage. Eddie, I'm telling you. That is true. Go ahead, Sky. I've never seen said cartoon, so I'd like to know why you want that dude to be your BF. Johnny Quest just flat out was a good dude. You can count on Johnny. You know you're going to get into some crazy stuff. Gargoyles are going to be coming to life. There's probably going to be some kind of a cannonball that turns into a spider. Cannonball!
You never know. You got a great dog. Bandit's the best. Bandit's a great dog. But see, that doesn't sound like you. You're not the adventurous type fighting gargoyle. The thing is, though, if I'm hanging out with Johnny, I can be secure in the knowledge that things will go right. See, what I'm afraid of. He's got your back. That's the thing. I don't want to do anything dangerous in my life right now because I'm afraid I might hurt myself. But if I'm with Johnny Quest, I know it's going to be good. Nobody's getting hurt. Nobody ever gets hurt with Johnny. Plus, I think it was really cool that he had that sort of bond with Haji, his Indian friend. Didn't care about race, so the fact that you're Mexican, he's going to overlook that. Exactly. I know he's going to be okay with me, even though I'm Mexican. You see what I'm saying? That's right. Anybody else want to say who they're... I got a few, and I'm having trouble deciding. Go ahead. All right, well, I love Thundercats, and you're going to see a big theme here. I don't know what Thundercats is. What are you? Never heard of it in my life. Never heard of it. Thank you. I've never watched it either. So where are you going, Panthero, Lino? Yeah, yeah, Panthero, Lino. Love both of them. But then, I thought you turned off my mic. I was like, come on.
I turned off my mic because I wanted to type Thundercats and see what they are. Dude, loved it. And then I'm going to go deeper into my childhood and go to the cartoon series Top Cat. Oh, I remember Top Cat. Top Cat. Leader of the band. Love Top Cat. Top Cat. We got it. Heathcliff and the Cadillac. Oh, dude. Heathcliff was great. It's pretty good. So, I don't know. Top Cat, I'm going to add. You are very part. I could see you part of the Heathcliff gang. Yeah. You know, they got into a lot of trouble. Dirtbaggy. 5701053, if this is inspiring you to tell us who you would be best friends with if you could pick a cartoon character. I want to know, Ash. Yeah. Who would you be? Who would you be best friends with? My best friend would be Michelangelo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. All right. And if I could, I would have them all be my best friends. I'd prefer the posse. Yeah, I would, too. In my case, too. I would go with Velma, Mike. That's right. Because clearly I'm Daphne. How about you, Shani? I watch a lot of cartoons. Struggle. You watch a lot of everything. No, no, no. The thing is, like, I really would want to go with the obvious, which is like Superman or Batman, one of the DC comics. But if I had to really, like, think back to my childhood and...
Think about which one I enjoyed watching the most, which cartoon I liked the most. I'd have to say, like, Thundar the Barbarian to me. Oh, yeah. I love that. I love watching it. I think, like, Thundar is a really cool dude. What was Thundar's buddy's name? Ukla. Oh, I love that guy. And Princess Ariel. Because he looked like Chewbacca. Yeah, he was a mock. What? He was a mock. Holy cow. So, you know, I definitely say Thunder. When you're with him, you're well protected. The future that he's in is all about, like, science and sorcery. So, you know, it was really... It'd be tough, though, Sean, because you know there wasn't a lot of time for bathing and showering with his lifestyle. Yeah, I mean, I don't know that I have to live his life necessarily, but I like hanging out with him. Right. Seth, what about you? Easy, hands down, Optimus Prime from Transformers. Oh, good one. Wow. P1 the wolf is on the line. Riley Coyote. I think we'd have a lot of fun coming up with ways to get that roadrunner. But you never do. It wouldn't work. But you never do. Keep trying. You hurt yourself. Yeah, you're going to drive yourself nuts. Don't think into it anymore. You're going to drive yourself nuts. Text message. Dear Mikey, when Eddie said the Ron Burgundy thing, it was so funny. I was on the five when he said it. I looked over at the car next to me and he was laughing too.
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Through a charity which will be delivered to a needy family in the third world. Sean. Don't make me laugh with your insults. Boston Rob. Am I just an idiot? And Ashley. I use a lot of toilet paper. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. Welcome back to the show. It's the Mikey Show at 7.53. Ashley Simpson and Pete Wentz issued a statement yesterday confirming their engagement. I'm checking out the Masters leaderboard so far. Nothing really to report yet. Tiger just teeing off. Welcome back to the show. Our text number is 35253. You can read our blogs on the MikeyShow.com website, and it's MikeyShow.com. Just go there, and in the keyword section, just type in the word blogs. Blogger, blogger, blogger, blogger. Just a little piece of advice. Go ahead. When you read Ashley's, just...
Why? Now, do you mean today? No. I knew he was going to comment on mine today. No, what is going on? I haven't read hers today, but every day it's something really special. She does have some very interesting blogs. I appreciate that. That is true. Holy cow. That is true. She does have some interesting blogs. I cannot longer read it. Thank you. That was my goal the whole time. Mission accomplished. I know what you were doing. Let's see what Ashley is up to today. Oh, no. I saw your retaliations on your blog. Do you guys communicate through your blogs with each other? He retaliates sometimes. I read his blogs. It's infuriating. I see what's up. And sometimes there will be retaliation, Ashley? Yes. Well, you know, with the pictures of the dog, the ridiculous recipes. The exercise tips of like going upstairs. It's so great because when I read her blog, I can hear her talking. Got a little everything in there for you. Wait, what's the exercise tip? My thighs. Listen to this. You stairs, get out of here. That's healthy. This is what Ashley just blogged. Oh, no. My thighs are like tree trunks, freaking thunder thighs. It's driving me crazy. Don't read it like that. Dude, dude, it helps.
Oh, no. I thought I finally figured out how to trick the baking yesterday. Stop! I got home from work. I immediately baked a batch of delicious peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. From scratch, of course. See recipe below. Oh, not another recipe. I love it. I love it. Her recipes are the best. The worst. I get emails all the time about how people try them out. No, you do not. That's a lie. And they love them. I'll start saving them. You do that. I'll forward with you. Thank you. It says, I did this while watching The Biggest Loser. Oh, that show. Oh, man. Quick statement about that show, by the way. Seriously. Does anyone watch this? No. Tearjerker. The Biggest Loser's an emotional rollercoaster. True. It really is. It really wears me down. I always turn into a blundering mess watching it. It gets me every time. I love Ashley's blog. No, you do not. Thanks, Mike. She says some pretty... You don't read it every day, then. Some crazy stuff. She says some crazy stuff on it. Then stop reading it. I'm not going to. Freaky, bro. No one's going to gun your head and be like, read the blog, read the blog. That's the only way they're going to get me to read it. And they retaliate. Oh, no.
Okay. You've been banned from reading my blog. Thank you. A moratorium? Are you putting a moratorium on? Yes, I am. And thank you. You're welcome. Oh, man. Ashley just threw a piece of watered up napkin out your window. Ten years is my life. Oh. Like you need it. I do. This email says, Mikey, I'm writing you because my husband and I don't know what to do with a situation with my daughter. She's 15. She's been dating this boy for about three months. He's 16. We've had plenty of talks with her so we feel comfortable letting this happen until the other day. She came strolling out of her bedroom with a pair of boxers on and a wife beater tank top. I asked her where she got them and she told me that they were her boyfriends. I gasped. I asked her how she got those items and she told me that she asked for them. Made her feel closer to him. I talked to my husband about this and he almost flipped.
I'm trying to be calm and handle this with care. Do you guys have any thoughts? Signed P1 Mamma Mia. That's a tough one. I don't like this. That is a tough one. I do not like this. Well, yeah, I mean, you don't obviously. Now, there is the school of thought that if you get all over her about it, all it's going to make her do is want to do that stuff more. If you make too big of a deal out of it. Yet, if you don't say anything at all, are you quietly? Telling her something anyway. Condoning it. Condoning it, you know? Because if you're wearing the kid's underwear, I mean, immediately that makes me think, oh, well, something's going on. We got P1Irelovin on the line. Are you there, P1Irelovin? Yeah, it's Irielovin. Irielovin. I see. P1Irelovin, what is your take on this? Okay, well, when I was 15 years old... I was wearing my boyfriend's boxers. But there was nothing going on until we were 16. But when I was 15, the fact that she's being honest with her parents and judging her right away, and she's been honest with them, I guess, now for a while, why down her? Give her the benefit of the doubt, you know? Well, we've got to think about this. First of all, we're saying, well, she's telling the truth. Shouldn't there not be consequences for telling the truth?
Well, it depends on the situation for wearing boxers, which even, come on, Ashley, you've got my back on this. We've all worn guys' boxers in our time. I don't know. I think Mike just made a great point that you just overlooked. You shouldn't get consequences for telling the truth. That's not what I was saying. Isn't that the opposite? That's not what I was saying. No, no, no, no. You just said it was a good point. Thank you. But I want to be really clear. You should reiterate it. Maybe I should reiterate it. Oh, no. For the listeners that missed it. Ash is like, I like that. No consequence. Just be honest, bro. And you're good. I hate zest. At least you were honest, I can't be mad at her. We weren't even talking about that. Well, if I'm picking up what I-Ray is putting down, I kind of got the feeling what I-Ray Lovin' is saying here is she's I-Ree Lovin'. Like reggae I-Ray. I-Ree. I-Ree men. What I am picking up is, well, hey, you know, she told the truth. And so because she told the truth,
Shouldn't there be like... A consequence. No, no, no. No. This is what I was interpreting her saying. Oh, my God. Put it out already, Mike. We're getting bored over here. How dare she? I'm telling you, I'm having to deal with my daughter. Hey, I was honest, Mike. I love it. I love it. Listen. They're supposed to be honest. That's where we're supposed to be working from from the very beginning under the notion that they're going to be honest with us. Yes. I mean, the last thing that we wanted her to do was say. Where did you get the wife beater and the boxers? And she goes, I found them in the street. You don't want her to lie. So, of course, she's telling you the truth. That's what she's supposed to do. And I'm not saying that there necessarily needs to be a consequence to it. I think all I would be like is, hey, let's talk a little bit about this. What's up? Exactly, yeah. Maybe sit down with her and converse with her more rather than hear that and immediately jump to conclusions and run away from it. I don't know that she was doing that. It seems like this.
this parent is pretty proactive with their kids. He says they've had many conversations in the past. I think this warrants another conversation just to be on the safe side and see where it goes. Where do you get, because you say I are loving, you say that you were doing it too. When you were 15, you were wearing your boyfriend's boxers too. And so my question to you is, how did that play out? How did you come in possession of them? When I was at his house, I took them out of his drawer. Okay. Yeah, I think the question for my daughter, I'd be like, so have you seen him wearing nothing but that or what's up? I would want to know what's going on. Well, yeah, that's a really honest statement. Well, when my mom asked me, I just straight up told her they were the most comfortable thing to wear in bed. And she didn't really take it any other way. It's like wearing a big shirt and panties. Well, I wonder if there might be a thing of like, you know what? That's cool. Why don't we get you a pair of boxers and wife beaters and you give those back to the dude? Right. How about, what if we were to do that? Well, you'd probably keep them in her drawer just to keep like out of spite. Yeah. Well, not to mention, have we seen men's underwear before? It's not the most attractive thing to wear, you guys. Women love it, though. Why do women like boxers so much? Well, there's cute ones. Cute ones? I prefer the boxer brief.
Wow. Can you imagine Ash walking around in guy's boxer briefs? I would hope not. Yeah, I don't think that's what she meant. I meant on the guy. Yeah. Oh, I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. Skye, what about you? Did you wear a guy's boxers when you were 15? No, I never have. That would be... Probably a tip off to parents and maybe sums up. Well, that was five years after Sky was already sexually active. Well, that is true. That is true. That is so not true. She was wearing boxers at like eight. That is not true. You know what I'm saying? Not true. P1 Rockin' Moroccan is on the line. Yes. Terrible. Hi, Mikey. Hello. Okay, so this girl is 15 years old and she's wearing her boyfriend's boxer shorts. And while I'm listening, you said that the girl did that because she felt... closer to her boyfriend. That's what she told her mom, is that she felt closer to her boyfriend. That's my point. I would be furious. I'm like, why would you need to feel closer with his boxer briefs? Like, what part of your body needs to be that close to him? That part of his body. I would be furious. I would think that she's being, you know, a little bit promiscuous. And I would forbid her.
to go out with him. Now, this is interesting to me. This is totally interesting to me because she says, P1 Rockin' Moroccan goes, you know, I'd be furious and what have I always said about anger? It's hurt, sadness, or fear. She's fearful. My daughter's bone in the sky. That's what she'd be thinking. But to go as far as to ban them from dating? You can't do that. I don't think you do that. I don't think you ban them from dating P1 Rockin' Moroccan because then she's just going to want to sneak out and get to that dude. Well, you know what? I'll tell you what. If she's 15 years old and she feels the necessity to be that close to a boy, she's obviously not mature enough to realize what she's doing. And if that's the case and her maturity level, I mean, you can't walk around your parents' house and your boyfriend's boxers. That just right there shows you that she's obviously not mature yet. So I make my decision on that. I say, you know what? It's not worth it. She's getting way too, she wants to get close to this guy by wearing his boxer shorts. This is just trouble waiting to happen. And unfortunately with my parents, I wasn't allowed to date until I was like 17, 18. And I think that's a good age because, you know, you focus on school, you have friends. And just allowing this, not doing anything about it is just, it's absolutely condoning this action. She needs to not like punish her, but like don't.
They'll sit there and scream at her and call her. You know what I mean, but I wouldn't allow her to have a boyfriend. She is obviously not mature enough to make smart choices. I don't know that I'd be doing what you're doing, but hey, listen, it's all right. That's your opinion. I get it. Thank you, Rockin' Rockin'. Thank you. I appreciate it. The Eddie line is right. It is? We're not talking politics. Why is the Eddie line? Could be anybody. Hello? Okay. That's weird. Is it working? Hello? Why do you assume that? That is Barbara. Oh, Barbara. Mom! Skye, want to handle this?
Well, it's just pretty much every time. I'd say 95% of the times you call, it's when we're talking about the presidential election. I have three children, two of them living at home. Calm down, Barbara. I never knew that about you, Barbara. The other are in patient treatment, but I'm going to tell you right now. Wait, for what, Barbara? Well, you know, Daniel's had his issues, and Melissa, we felt that the best thing for her would be a camping trip. with some Marines that will scream at her and hopefully get her to learn a little bit of discipline. That's not right. It kind of is here and there. I am a wonderful mother, and I've got some advice for this woman that wrote in about this very topic because this very topic happened with my Melissa. Really? Yes. And I just want to say, and I know that a lot of people may disagree with this, but let me tell you something. Medication is the greatest thing. You always promote that, and it's... That's not healthy. I would say that there's probably a couple of scripts that you could use together in Converse that may be able to help out here. I'm talking maybe a little Percocet, just a tad bit of the Adderall.
I would say don't rule out Xanax and certainly any kind of hypertrophy. That's terrible. It would probably be fantastic. It's not healthy, Barbara. Now, the interesting thing is that right now I'm wearing my 15-year-old boyfriend's boxers as well. Whoa, wait a second. That is illegal. I will call the police on you. That's what I was thinking. It might be strange. And I also want to let you guys know that I know a doctor who will prescribe them for $50 a script. Now, I probably shouldn't be saying this over the air, but Dr. Harvey Bernson, you can find him. We're not on the air right now, are we? Dude, Sean is writing that down. Oh, my goodness. You don't need to do that. Gotta go. Speak more slowly. Oh, it's too late. Barbara's not saying she needs to not do that anymore. Well, she really does like to call in about important topics. P1G. P1G, are you there? Hello? Yes, are you there? Yeah, actually, it's P1 Tim. I guess somehow it got mixed up. I just wanted to see in a little bit on it. Yeah, go ahead. All right, well, one thing I think you should ask the people that call in, if they have kids or not, before they answer, because I think you'll find that the differences between the two will be more, because if you don't have a kid, you really don't understand what a parent would be thinking.
How old are your kids? I have a daughter, and she's only 18 months, so I have a long way before I have to worry about this. Yeah. All right, well, listen, I appreciate the input. So you know more because you have an 18-month-old than I do without having a child? I got an 18-month-old, and I don't know that I know the answer to it. We're all in the same boat, man. I don't know. P1G. Yeah, I wanted to know what Bento's opinion was on the matter. Yeah, dude, I... Oh, no. He doesn't have an opinion. No, he doesn't. Uncle A. He chooses to abstain. Oh, no. Hey, dude, don't be afraid of controversial topics, dude. Well, I'm not, and I don't think you need to speak on this. Yeah, dude, I know all about it because... My ex-wife, April. You don't have an ex-wife. You're 14 years old. You don't even have a girlfriend. You haven't kissed a girl yet. That's not even true. You don't get anybody pregnant. Everybody pregnant? Yeah, man, because I'm all like...
Hey, man, I don't like birth control pills, man. I'm not going to take that. You wouldn't take that. That's how little you know. Exactly, dude. Exactly, because I'm a man. I'm all, hey, I'm not going on the pill, dude. Women go on the pill. I was telling my ex-girlfriend, April, dude. I thought she was your wife. Yeah, man, this is when we were still in the dating phase. Okay. And so, dude, when we were dating and everything, I was all, hey, April, don't put on my boxers, dude, or I'll get you pregnant. And she was threatened her. Yeah. And she was and she was all, dude, I dare you. And I ripped off my shirt, and I had my cut abs and everything, dude. Yeah. And she could barely handle it, dude. I'm sure. And so then I was all, yeah, I'm going to go on SoCal on you. And I grabbed her, dude. Wait, what? Yeah, I grabbed her, and we were wrestling on the couch. And before you knew it, dude, I was wearing her clothes, bro. I was wearing a bra and patties, dude. That sounds a little fruity, Beto. I don't. So I was all, come on, let's get pregnant.
Let's drink 40s. That doesn't make any sense whatsoever, Beto. And she was all, no, Beto, you're too strong. I don't think that's what happened. She's all, she's all, Beto, you are too druggish. What? And I was all, come on, man. I haven't even done coke for four weeks, so leave me alone. Beto. This is all make-believe. It's my nephew, Beto. It's all make-believe. It's really ridiculous. He tries because he thinks that that's going to make him sound cool. But it's not. He doesn't understand that that's not the way to sound cool, Beto. I told you that a million times. He doesn't even know what he's talking about. He doesn't. He doesn't know what he's saying. Embarrassing, really. No, so let's tie off and do heroin. Oh, Beto. Why did you hear that? That's ridiculous. Did you watch a movie or something? Dude, I just saw Trainspotty. No. No. You can text us if you want to. It's 35253. All right, so you guys finally want to hear the audio of Mini-Me getting emotional. He got emotional over, I guess he worked with Heath Ledger. And so there's this audio of it, Mini-Me as Vern Troyer. So we got that. That's coming back after the break. Don't go away. Hey, check this out.
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Out to an earlier accident, still clearing near the 15 connector. West 8, kind of rough there for a while, but now looking much better. Just some slow traffic left over here. Approaching 805, which you make that right-hand turn on to the northbound 805 here. Continues past the queue out to Mission Center. Westbound 52, still some reduced speeds coming up the hill at a Santee. Then again toward the 15. South 15, out of Escondido. That's still slow from Auto Parkway. Off and on through Rancho Verano, Carmel Mountain Ranch. Westbound 56, you've got an accident near Community Hills, still wrapping up. Let's get you slow around that. That continues slow in towards Carmel Valley to the 5. And the coaster rides southbound 5. Still heavy out of Encinitas and the Solana Beach. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Listen, I could tell you all about the U.S. Border Patrol. But until you get to hear it from somebody that actually does it, it may make a difference for you. On the line, I have Todd. And Todd, how do you refer to yourself? An agent? That's right, Mikey. This is Senior Patrol Agent Todd Nagle with U.S. Border Patrol. Or for the P-1s, this is P-1 Migra. There you go. There you go, man. And how long have you been doing what you do? I've been on the patrol seven years. And when you first went into it, you did the academy thing. That's correct. What could you tell people that would really get them excited about wanting to become a Border Patrol? What do you really love about your job? You know, this is one of those jobs, Mikey, that I actually look forward to going to work every day.
That's pretty awesome. Yeah, not many people can say that. It's very rewarding. It's not the same thing day in and day out. So, yeah, it's just one of those really exciting jobs that pays really well, and you have that government security job. So, you know, hey, what else can we say? That's pretty awesome. Now, if people want to know more, I encourage them to go to borderpatrol.gov. And, hey, Todd, thanks for coming on, man. Thank you very much, Mikey. All right, we'll see you. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. Without a doubt, the man who has more creative juices than a George Lucas fart. KIOZ. San Diego's rock. Mikey Show. Here's a Mikey moment. Sky's childhood friend Nicole is on the line. Shut up. How are you? Good. Nicole. Yes. I can't believe you. Who was the more aggressive with the fellas? You or Skye? Oh, Skye. Oh, that is so not true. It's so not true. That is exactly what I thought. I would say, I would say... Eddie says she's an aggressive kisser. If we're being honest, Nick, I don't believe either of us were. We were just little girls. But you were the one. Back to the Mikey Show. Rock 105.3. Slap me over the head with a tire iron. But you're my friend. It is 820.
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Heath Ledger because apparently they appeared together in a movie coming out called The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus. Cut 31. We had just finished filming in London and I had a scene with Heath as did Christopher Plummer who's also in the film, Lily Cold and Andrew Garfield. We had all just worked with him and we all flew back. He flew back to New York, I flew back to LA and Two days or three days after she was in New York when it happened. And I was still recovering from jet lag back in L.A. And I didn't know about it until my manager called me. And she wouldn't tell me on the phone. She literally came over and told me. And literally I broke down because he was such a talented actor and just a good person all around. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't. I didn't know why. God has his reasons. I just got to say thank you to Heath for letting me be a part of his life for that time being, that short period of time. And it's just tragic. Eddie is one of the only people I know that has actually partied with Vern Troyer. What? That's right. Eddie partied with him. I was in charge of him.
Yeah. When Eddie worked over at Star. That's ridiculous. That's the truth. When Eddie worked over at Star, he came in there. They made friends. And then they said, hey, will you take this guy out on the town? Show him a good time. We were doing this, like, 70s retro night with the Padres in conjunction with the radio station. And he threw out the first pitch. And he came in the studio. Mike's right. Now, did they have to do a thing? I don't know what you're referring to, Mike. When he threw out the first pitch, did they have to make special arrangements? What kind of? Like, what do you mean? You know what I mean. I don't. I have no idea. I don't either. Rob does. See, see, Rob can't stop. It's not a funny question. Rob, it won't stop laughing, but it's a legitimate question. Now he's made it strange. Now he's made it strange. No, it's the saddest thing I got. Did they have to move him closer to the catcher? What do you think? I would say yeah. Like right in front of him. Pretty much. Oh, okay. He handed the kitchen the ball. And did he throw a marble? Okay, see, now that's where you took it. That's what you did. That's what you did. I added it. You started it. It was Rob. No, he didn't say he wanted a sinus infection. It was Rob. Anywho. So, yeah, so I got put in charge of Apple. Mini-me. I was on mini-me duty, and we partied it up, and he would have drinks, like, from shot glasses.
Those were his glasses. You mean like we would use a regular bucket? Glass. He would use shot glasses like his drink. Two hands. He'd be working on that thing for like a half an hour. How did they charge him for that? For a shot, I guess. I don't know. How do you get charged for a beer and a shot glass? They only charged him a little. You know what would be really difficult is to get the right Guinness pour. That's impossible. How is it impossible? It is literally impossible. I beg the difference. Hang on a second. Imagine if the stream of the Guinness were like the diameter of a toothpick and you were pouring. But it's not. But how could you accomplish that? Okay, that's what I'm saying. Hang on. So as of right now, it is impossible. It is not. If you take a latex glove, And you cut one of the fingers off and put it on the tap. Oh, now you're getting ridiculous. And then you take a needle and poke it in the bottom of the glove finger. And now you pour the Guinness. You have the taste of latex now in your Guinness. Yuck. You have to get Guinness flavored latex gloves. Oh, well, then I didn't think of that. Patent pending. And then you get the perfect pour into the shot glass. But it takes 45 minutes to fill the shot glass up.
That's part of the, you know, but they say, you know, worth the wait, so. Wow. Okay, so the mom of the girl that was attacked by the cheerleaders. We've heard from the mom of one of the attackers. Right. Heard from her yesterday. Now we're going to hear from the mother of the cheerleader who was actually attacked by these six girls. You've probably seen it on TV by now. Cut 28. A week after the attack, Talisa Lindsay, the victim's mom, says the video still makes her sick. I myself, I can't help it. I cry every single time. She says her daughter continues to recover physically, but may never heal emotionally. How can you recover? Honestly, when something like this tragically happens to you, it'll probably affect her for the rest of her life. Mom not only blames her daughter's attackers, she blames Internet sites like YouTube and MySpace. I don't understand it. I don't understand how our society has gotten through peer pressure. to our kids that it's okay to act in violence and then want to post it on myspace or youtube or anywhere else just for the entertainment and a laugh don't worry mom that ain't gonna last if you want my opinion i don't think that's gonna last what it's not gonna last right now myspace is like 1885 in the united states it's lawless man it's the wild wild west
There's no rules. There's no sheriff in town. Well, there are rules. There's rules. Like no nudity, right? Don't they take down things with nudity? But what I'm talking about is there's no rules that govern hating on people. Oh, I see. Because it hasn't become widespread. It hasn't happened to a politician's daughter. Thank you. Basically. Great point. Eventually, though, it's going to happen to a politician's daughter or son, and they're going to be like, wow, this... The hatefulness that goes on. Because you've got to realize, and I think it was P1 Nerd. Greetings. Greetings. Greetings. Hello. It's Nerd here. Hello. Okay. Algebra. I believe it was him who said, you know, he goes, yeah, he says what these things are is they're communities. And you've got to think of that. It really is like a neighborhood. My space, like a neighborhood that a bunch of people live in. And so they do stuff that you would do in a neighborhood. They gossip, they talk, they, you know, anything you could do in a neighborhood, you could do on my space. And if in your neighborhood, there was a couple of kids that were beating up on another kid, you would do something. And right now it's, this is the problem. It reminds me of the TV show kid nation. It's a community. It's a little city run by 18 year olds.
Their little community that they got on the MySpace, it's their town. Scary. So they get to declare somebody guilty if they want to, and then they get to throw the punishment down, and they get to do all that stuff. And it's because it's 2008 right now. Eventually, it'd be 2038, and some dude probably by then or some chick would be like, not in my house, and I'll do something about it. But that MySpace, yeah, it could get pretty crazy, right? Yeah, scary. They say some pretty... Wacky stuff on there. Later on, we've got to redo that Daughtry song. We have to do that a little bit later on and replay that Daughtry song. Daughtry's song sounds just like some unknown band song, like note for note, almost word for word. Keanu Reeves reveals a little bit about himself. Cut 27. Now, is there a role, because you place, I mean, you're always in like a thrilling, there's so many thrilling roles you do. Is there something, a part for Keanu that hasn't happened yet, something you really feel like is out there for you? I hope it's out there for me. I'd like to sing and dance, actually. Like a musical? Yeah. Really? I'd like to do a romantic... Do you have some talent in these areas? I hope so. I hope so. If I haven't, I will search them out and develop them. I always wanted to do kind of a romance where you kind of talk and then sing. No guns? No guns. When you say
Do you mean me? Is that what you mean? Keanu Reeves in a musical on Broadway. Oh, boy. Tori Spelling is posing pregnant in a bikini. Sky says votes no on that one. No one asked. Well, yeah, I don't think anyone's clamoring to see her pregnant in a tiny little bikini. Who is she posing for? Us Weekly, a tiny black bikini. The pictures are already out there on the internet. And in the interview with Us Weekly, she talks about how happy she is and how much weight she's gained and how she's loving her body. You hear that from a lot of women. They say they feel real sexy. Yeah, she said during her first pregnancy, not so much. But this time around, she's just loving it. You guys know what tonight is, right? Well, since the strike is over, the writer's strike. This is going to be the first new episode of The Office tonight. Wow. The show's still on? Yes, it is. And so tonight, there's going to be a new episode. We've talked to this guy a couple of times on our show, Rainn Wilson. He plays Dwight. Cut 36. Let's hear this. Cut 36. Just tell me. Just tell me, Sean. It froze. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, here we go.
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Well, the ride is improving here as this kind of winds down, though. We do have emergency crews on the scene of an accident where a car went up the embankment, flipped on its top. Eastbound 54 here, just past the 805. So watch for possible delays around that. As you come up out of the South Bay, 805 northbound in the 5 freeway. They're both looking good here up into the city. 805 still backing up a bit out of Kearney Mesa, heading up over the 52. West 94 still reeling from an accident near the 15. That's got you packed up from Kelton to the accident scene. Getting past that, though. You've got a free ride on the King Freeway in towards downtown. Your West 8 ride has improved quite a bit as well. Still finding some brake lights, though, as you make that right-hand turn onto the 805 North and continue slow past the Q to Mission Center. Southbound side of the 15, easing up quite a bit. It's a brief delay through Rancho Bernardo and Carmel Mountain Ranch. The coaster rides southbound side of the 5, staying heavy out of Encinitas and towards Solana Beach. And westbound 56, still finding heavy brake lights from Rancho Santa Fe Farms through Carmel Valley to the 5 Freeway. Dan McLauren's on Rock, 4053. Yo. Listen, I like to roll VIP. When I go to Vegas, that's always a big joke with me and my buddies. I like to roll VIP. I like to roll like a big baller. Well, who doesn't, really? That's true. If we all had our choice, I would choose VIP. Exactly. When we decided to throw a little birthday bash for me last weekend, we decided to go down to the Hard Rock downtown. That is the only time ever going out.
around here that i've ever felt like i am a big baller vip and it is because they said all right we're going to treat you like one of like the way we treat our owners so you own a suite at hard rock this is how you're going to get treated i said all right that sounds cool i was like oh whatever they're you know buy me a drink or nothing big holy cow yeah holy cow talk about it basically anything my little hearts desired i got awesome we uh up in our room they sent up beers Really? Yeah, food, like this tray of wasabi peas. You didn't tell me that. Oh, I left that out? Oops, my bad. That's awesome, though. And I go, well, you guys just did that for me, right? And they're like, no. This is what we do for owners. This is how we roll here. Yeah, because, I mean, basically, most of the time, you're renting it out. They rent it out for you, and you're making dough. And because San Diego is a huge tourist destination. The other time, if you want to stay there, that's what you get. Anything your little heart desires. Nice. So it is the way to go. Check it out. Hard Rock, downtown San Diego. Oh, yeah. The Mikey Show continues featuring Mikey. For the most part, I am afraid of the dark. Eddie. I don't like whales in general. Sky. I am.
Incapable of giving a yes or no answer. Sean. I do not like it when anything cold touches my teeth. Boston Rob. How do they thank you, girls? And Ashley. I've absolutely no skill in the decorating department. The Mikey Show's on. What are you talking about? Rock 105.3. Rock 105.3. The Stars came out in full force for Idol Gives Back last night. They hope to raise $100 million for various charities. USC freshman guard O.J. Mayo is going to declare for the NBA draft. Ladies and gentlemen, our texting number is 35253. President Bush is giving a speech right now. Basically, he is giving an Iraq progress report, so we'll tell you what he says in just a little bit. It's not the most popular time for President Bush. Not so much. It really, really isn't. Your phone calls, 570-1053. P1 Eric. How you doing, man? I'm doing okay, man. I'm kind of going through a little bit of a problem. I'm conflicted about something, and I wanted to get your guys' opinions on it. Yeah, it caught my attention when I looked up, and it said something about a WW2 gun. Yeah.
Yeah, I have this, actually, it's a bayonet that my grandfather passed away a while ago. And when he did, he had this bayonet from when he fought in World War II. And I'd always been fascinated with it growing up. I'd always seen it. He kept it in a case in his house. And then when he passed away, I asked my dad if it was possible if I could have it. And he said yes. And so I kept it. for most of my adult life so far and recently my father passed away as well and with my father passing away um this year and a lot of other stuff going on in my life um and taxes and stuff i'm really really strapped for cash and i know that um you want to sell the baronet oh
You want to sell the banana? We don't know. We don't know that's what he's going to say. But he can't. I mean, it was his grandfather. Well, that's kind of where I'm at. He wants to sell the banana. We're listening. It's us, your conscience. We're listening. No. My father had wanted me to keep it. Eric, I don't know if you heard that, but Chad Johnson. Chad Johnson, number 85 of the Cincinnati Bengals, just weighed in on this topic. Go ahead, Chad Johnson. What did you say? No. Oh, wow. Passionate about it. Ouch. So anyway, Eric. No, I'm just stuck. I don't know what to do. I mean, there's a guy. Whoa, you know what to do. Please. I mean, you don't know what to do. I mean, it could pay off some bills that I'm stuck with right now. So I kind of. Dude, that thing, you can't put a cost on it. It's priceless. You can't put a price tag on it? Is it from your grandpa? Yeah. Dude. Well, what does your dad passing away have to do with it? Did he not want you to sell it? No, he had always said that he wanted me to keep it in the family and give it to my kids. Bro. Bro. I mean, are you kidding me? Bro.
Your dad, who, by the way, you know, is probably tripping out on this phone call. He's up there in heaven going, can you give me a break already? Knock it off, guy. Spinning. Sky has a question. Well, you said that you're strapped for cash and you have bills to pay. Like, are we talking that you're going to be out on the streets next month or that, you know, or that things are just going to be extra tight and you may have to eat some Topper Ramen? No, I mean, I owe some money in taxes. Okay, but you're not going to be out on the street? No. Okay, well, then. Sky, what do you think, then? Well, I think it's clear. Well, I don't know this gentleman, and I've never been to his home, but I would assume there's probably a lot of nice things he could sell in that home if he really needed to, like a TV, a stereo, DVDs. What do you think of that, Eric?
Yeah, I hadn't thought about that. Garage sale? No, I just figured I'd sell Grandpa's bayonet. Well, I'm sure he'd have to sell a lot of that stuff to add up to the money. There's a collector, a serious collector, and he would pay money for it, and I know it would be taken care of. Do you know a collector that would buy it, or are you just saying that hypothetically? No, no, I know of a collector that would buy it. How much? He said he'd pay about $800 for it. Wow, wow. $800? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, the truth is that Grandpa and his memory was only worth $7.50. So you're actually making $50. You're actually making a $50 profit on Grandpa's memory here. I mean, that's not bad, huh? It's not even like that. Oh, dude. Yeah, I'm sure there's no story behind that gun and how he got it back here to the United States. That's right. Who he actually, you know. One place I could keep the bayonet. Yeah, well, I wasn't going to say that. My back pocket. P1 Maria is on the line. Are you there, Maria? Yeah, I'm here. What did you want to say? I just wanted to see how much you'd sell it for because my husband collects like good work. Oh, no. There you go. The collector you know will give you $800. Maybe Maria's husband will give you $8.10. $800.10.
Well, I can leave my number with you if he wants to sell it. He can give us a call. Hey, Eric. I feel sick. You know what, Maria? We're going to put you on hold and get your number. Hang on a second. That's awful. Everybody think of your grandpa's right now. Oh, I am. We got grandpa's memory. There is something to be said for selling it to a collector, though, because they will take very good care of it. Sean. What's he going to do? Sean, go visit it? Well, I mean, he potentially could go visit it if he wanted to. But what I'm saying is, it's not like he's just going to sell it to someone who's going to take it out to a rifle range and try and shoot it off, you know? He's going to sell it to a collector who knows how to take care of these things, who's going to treasure it, who's going to enjoy it. You know what I mean? It's like, I don't know that it's quite that big of a deal. It's crazy, man. I mean, this is his grandpa's... Hold on. It would be crazy if, for example, he were to sell it on Craigslist. I think that would be a little crazy and definitely disrespectful. But if he's going to sell it to, first of all, a collector that he knows, or potentially a P1 who is also a collector, I mean, what's so awful? Nothing, Sean. I mean, I just think it's a memory. It's a memory. It's a memory. It's a memory you try to sell. It's a memory. I heard you. You can't sell a memory. You can't. Sean, John.
570-1053 is our phone number. We have Eric on hold right now. Or not on hold. We have him on the line. And he called in. He said, yeah, my grandpa had this really beautiful bayonet. I always thought it was cool when I was growing up. My grandpa died. He gave it to my dad. My dad passed it along to me. He says, don't get rid of this. Keep this in the family. Give it to your kids. But now, Eric, you see, Eric is strapped for cash. I don't give a rip. I have my freaking grandpa's gold wedding band. I'm not going to sell that if I'm broke. I'm broke right now. I have his freaking dress and leggings. Well, what it was was it was a fancy suit, but then she looked at it and said, you know. It's a freaking dress and leggings. It's one of my favorite outfits. Wow. P1 Kate is calling in and would like to talk to Eric. Kate, are you there? I'm here. Go ahead.
Hey, I just wanted to let you know that, you know, everybody goes through hard times and we all come up with, you know, ideas of how to make things better. But you'll get through this. Whatever you're going through, you'll get through it. But this is a piece of your past and this is a piece of you. And, you know, when you get through these hard times, you might just turn around and really regret this action. 570-1053 is our phone number. The text number is 35253. Mikey, tell Eric money comes, money goes. And when he has money again? He's going to hate himself for selling it. Regret will eat you up, dude. And says, love you guys. That's P1 Brittany. She put a bunch of A's, so I assume I'm supposed to say Brittany. P1 Trey says, don't sell it. Things will work out. Make payments on your debts. Next one says, there will always be more bills. Plus, the IRS does payment plans. Don't be a Sasquatch. You nail beating. That's P1 goat meal. I was just thinking that. Can't put a price on a story. Nah, Sasquatch. You can't do it. Who wasn't thinking that he was a Sasquatch? P1 Tiffany. Hi, Mikey. I was just going to say the same thing that your email people just said. He can make payments on his taxes. He doesn't have to give a love sum. He doesn't have to sell his grandfather's bayonet. Yeah, Eric, have you considered... I think Eric is really liking that $800 idea. Yeah.
And more and more, it's sounding like it's not... How much do you owe on the taxes? I owe about two grand. $800 would help, for sure. $800 would help. You can't sell that memory. You can, but... Well, you shouldn't. You shouldn't. It's going to make you feel real bad. P1 Cookie went through the same exact thing, Eric. Cookie, what happened? Okay, well, I had just had a baby, and... Having the baby, I had hardly no money and everything like that. My great-grandma died, and I got all her rings from her mother and her mother's mother. So I was so strapped for cash, and I was like, Mom, I have to sell these. I have no money. No way. No. She about smacked me. Oh, right. So you didn't do it, right? Oh, God, no. And I definitely don't even regret it because I had a little girl. and she's going to get the rings when I get older, or when she gets older. See how that works? Well, there it is. Wow. Eric, it's a generation thing, really. Let's take one more call. P1 Surge, you there? Yeah, I'm here. What did you want to say? Well, I wanted to say that, you know, it's not just about him. It's more about his kids, you know. Down the line, when he gets older and his kids get older, then they're not going to have something to share in their grandpa's memory. Surge.
What about thinking about those kids and the fact that they're not going to have a place to live if his house gets repossessed by the government because he can't make payments on these taxes? He didn't say that. Come on. Well, you know, he should find a way to take care of that. You know, he should figure out a way to take care of that other than, you know, something that represents his grandpa. Yeah, and stuff always works out, you know? And besides, you said that, you know, he's going to be all right, right? Wouldn't it be as bad if he didn't ask for the gun and his dad told him, you know, okay, I'll give it to you. Make sure you keep this in the family. Like, that makes way over the top. And, like, dude, you can't do it. We got a text message that says, hey, Eric, it belongs to the family, not you. Oh, ouch. In your face, Eric. Eric, do you know somebody named Simon? This person wrote in and said, that dude is my cousin. Tell him that my mom is calling him right now. Yeah, that is my cousin. Oh, dude. I'm going to let you go. I think you have a phone call you got to get to. I think you might have a phone call you got to get to, okay?
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But I don't want to look too hip. Yeah. So help me find something in the middle. And I think they did a great job. Job well done. Thank you. We all on the show went into Sunglass and Optical Warehouse. Yeah. We're all rocking the cool shades. And especially now. Now is the time of the year where it's starting to get. This weekend, it's supposed to be in the upper 80s. Yeah. Like at the coast, 75. Hot, hot, hot. Inland, upper 80s. So get a pair of sunglasses. Protect your peepers. Yeah. And you're going to save some money, too. Because if you go into Sunglass and Optical Warehouse, you tell them that you're a Mikey Show listener. You say, I'm. a P1, you get an extra 10% off already low, low prices. That's awesome. So check out their website for all their locations. It's sunglassoptical.com. labor on the sky i don't have very many friends sean i eat baby food every day boston rock i have a claim to be a genius and ashley i can't even imagine my life without water the mikey shows on rock 105.3 you don't know what this is come on who are you
Is it the boogie-woogie bugle boy of Company B, or what is that? It's the Glenn Miller Orchestra. It's the Glenn Miller Orchestra, ladies and gentlemen. Listen, Boston Rob, he puts our music beds in. Sometimes he's in a mood. What do you want? You're fired. Just enjoy it. Welcome back. Shut up. It is 9.01. Some good news, homeowners. Home sales in San Diego were up 17% in the last month. All right, I've got a master's update for you, ladies and gentlemen. Nick Doherty is your leader. He's through four right now. He's two under, and a couple of big names are on the leaderboard, including Jose Maria Olazabo. Oh, my favorite. Congratulations, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you to Starbucks for bringing in their new coffee called Pike Place Roast. It's real delicious. 35253 is our text. So if you want to text us, you can. And our phone number here is 570-1053. Taking a lot of text messages, a lot of email and phone calls on this guy that called in and said, Hey, my grandfather had a bayonet and my grandfather's gone now. My dad gave me the bayonet. I always thought it was cool. And so he says, I don't know what to do because I'm strapped for cash. My dad said, you know, pass along down the family, but I'm strapped for cash. I could get some good money for it.
So we're taking your cards, excuse me, your calls. Cards and letters. Cards and letters. And gift cards. Wow. Yes. I accept them all. This text said, go ahead and sell it. Everyone says it's a priceless item, but obviously someone's putting a price on it. So how much can it really be worth? Get the cash. Money, money. Money, money regards Skye. Skye, that's awful. Why didn't you send that in? I know you love money. It must be someone with the same name. Terrible comment to write. Someone with the same name. That meant something to someone. For goodness sake. To put money, money, money in a row. And you're drooling. No, that wasn't me. Pavlov's dog over there. It wasn't me. It was just someone with the same name. You're breaking out of hives. I don't... Well, this coffee is yummy. Yeah. That's right. All the girls at Starbucks are in love with every one of you fellas. I just want to let you know that. When you go to Starbucks, I want you to interpret the person behind the counter being nice as she's flirting with you. She wants me. That's right. I'm used to that, Mike. Everywhere I go, really, that happens to me. Is that right? Yeah, the ladies, they smile at me and they give me that look and I go...
Sorry, ladies. I show them the ring. No, it's called being friendly. No, no, no. I know the difference. I can pick up on the sides. That's right. Everyone I've ever met, every female, pretty much, is like, wants me pretty bad. And I can tell because, you know, hey, listen, you know how I can tell? It's okay. Because they'll usually be like this. They'll be like, hi, can I get you anything else? Oh, look at that look, though. And I'll be like, I got what you meant by that. Yeah, I'll roll in the sack. No, thank you. What, look? The smile? No, thank you. I'm not a piece of meat. Actually, I'm not a piece of meat. Oh my gosh. Or when the waitress comes over to the table and she's like, will there be anything else? And you know. Can we not? Yeah. Little Miss Jo's Crab Shack over here. That's right. We know what her specialty was. That's right. A flirt and a smile. Exactly. Please no. Get her the big bucks. Stop it. Don't. No. What about you? You used to work in a restaurant. You would probably threw that down. A restaurant? What? Yep. That's where I worked. No, of course you smile and you're nice for like tips and stuff. Actually, me and my hubby have had this conversation about not at work, just about every day when you're walking down the street or when you're in a club. Yeah, but you're nude when you do that. That's part of the problem. Of course they're getting the wrong impression. Yeah, my husband has basically informed me I'm not allowed to smile or be polite to other men. Yeah, you know, let's be honest with you. If my wife told me, you know, I've decided that when I walk by other men, I'm not going to smile at them.
I certainly wouldn't have a problem with it. Yeah. Certainly wouldn't have any problem with that. But just because we smile, like... Mind you on them. Yeah. Basically, that's what my husband thinks. Like, I remember it was actually when we were in Vegas for my birthday, the infamous birthday dance. That was a long time ago. Yeah. You mean when you were dressed in the Britney Spears outfit? Yes, I was dressed as Britney Spears. And I was walking to the restroom, and my husband was staying at the tables, and this dude... uh smiled and said hi and i smiled and said hi and then walked into the bathroom and then when i walked out of the bathroom that dude was standing there waiting for me and standing right next to him was my husband standing there waiting for me really yeah And the dude kind of like cut in front of my husband to be like, hey, what's up? And I was like, oh, hey, that's actually my man right there. And then I got a talking to about how it was my fault. Clearly you wanted to go up to the room. You were asking for it. Because I said hi and smiled. That's the code word. To somebody who smiled and said hi to me. No, this is the thing, man. No, it is. Guys pick up on the wrong stuff. Now, I'll say it. Guys, we're dumb.
So we need to be cold? So we need to be jerks? Because you guys are dumb? No, you don't have to be. You can choose to do what you're doing. But when you do, you have to understand what comes along with it. Yeah, you know, it sucks because the aftermath sucks too. Like my friend Margie, this happened. Wait a minute. You can't make a name. But I think it's Margie. Short for Margaret. My dog. Well said. We play with our dogs together. But I digress. She, Margie, every day sees the same security guard. Why doesn't she just go with Margie? Why? Why doesn't she just go? Well, I just call her Margie. I see. Her name is Margie. Well said, yeah. So, every day she sees the same security guard and says, hello. Like, good morning. You see the same security guard? What's up? And out of nowhere, last week, he asks her out. And she felt so bad being like, uh, no. And she felt like she crushed him because he for sure thought he was in. Well, it seems so strange to me that you ladies are kind of like, you know, at this point in your lives, surprised. Oh, yeah. I can't believe. I mean, I was just saying, huh? Like, they've never heard this before. Eddie, no one whipped out their breasts. Margie did. No, she did not. Margie had them flying everywhere. I'm sure she did not do that. I mean, your boobs are huge. Oh, I don't want to go out with you.
I'm not interested in you, but have a whap with this. I don't think her breast is happy. It's like a baseball bat. I don't want to date you, but milk, milk, lemonade. Wait a second. I don't know. I've never heard that before. No one's laughing. No one appreciates that comment. So what do we do? What do we do? You don't do anything. Perfect. There you go. Don't do anything. But then you crush them when they ask you out and you're like, sorry, bro. I really had nothing. Well, they won't ask you out. The security guard did. Right. I'm saying. Because you're flirting. Because she was saying hello. All she said was good morning. But then if there's a difference. If someone smiles at us and says hello and we don't say anything back, then we're the B word. No. Okay. If he says hello and you say hello back, that's different. That's what happened in my case. And then the dude was waiting outside the bathroom. Well, that's a creep. But we saw how you were dressed. Yeah, exactly. Thank you. Good point. Thank you. Sky's even having to agree with that one. Hello. Yes. That's how I talk. I saw you that night. I know it was. You were a real hooker. All I was doing was reading a book at the Harrah's Bar. That's all I was doing. Stop it. Next thing you know.
Security is asking me out. Yeah. How much I charge. That's right. It ain't easy being a hoe now. That's what I've heard. Whatever. So we can't win. Either way, we're sluts or we're bees. Wait, you're not a bee. Nobody thinks you're a bee if you're minding your own business. If a dude says hi to you, it smiles. There's ways of going about it. If I say hello to you, you can say hello back. You don't have to smile at me. Hey, just say hi. I'm a smiley person. Wave with your wedding ring. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. This is something that... That's how you should say it back. I'm a smiley person. I can't like not... I like how we have to change because they're dumb. How do you do? I love how it turns around to, oh, I'm a tease because I smile. I love how it's 2008 and you guys are pretending that this is some sort of surprise. I've never heard this concept before. Hey, what? Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. You know what else? I don't understand. What? Guys get the wrong idea? What? I don't know how it is that I wear a skirt where, like, you know, my cheeks are hanging out of it. And guys, like, stare at it. I just, I don't agree. No one said that. Well, then don't be all me.
when we turn your ass down. You know, I was so mad at this guy the other day because I was talking to him and all he would do was stare like right at my boobs even though they're giant and I'm wearing a low-cut blouse. I couldn't believe that he had the nerve to not even make eye contact with me. See, that's different. I agree with you on that. You're asking for it. I used to do that. I used to. I'm telling you, in the world we live in, ladies. Cover him up now, bro. In the world we live in, ladies. If you walk by a guy and you smile and you say hello, it's flirting. It's not to you guys, but I'm telling you, guys are picking it up that way. That's what it feels like to a dude. It's an invitation. Thank you. It is. It's an invitation that says, I would like to talk to you. Okay. Now I get it. You're cool with me. You don't think I'm a creep. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's fine. And we can talk, but that doesn't mean I'm into you. Oh, it does. It does not. I can tell. P1 Rude Dog. What's up? How's it going, Mikey? Good. I just want to say is I totally agree with you guys. It's like how are you supposed to tell the difference when a woman is just being nice or if she is actually interested? It's like it's not really something you can hear in a tone or how they talk. But how are you supposed to know? Because I've had that situation. You ask it to get turned down. It's like, you know. I'm going to say, listen, I will. I have to. This is what I'll disagree on. I do believe.
That us fellas do pick up on tone. Yeah. And we do pick up on, you know, we get signals. The problem, ladies, is that sometimes when you're smiling and saying hello, it is very similar to the same sort of chemistry we pick up on when a girl is being receptive to us in a flirtatious way. Putting it out there. It looks sort of similar to a guy. They feel the same. It's like, you know what? To give you an example, it's like if we were all animals out in the wild, let's say that if we are animals in the animal kingdom and a girl is ready to find her mate, and every time she's ready to find her mate, she goes, okay? I'm going to start doing that. Well, the problem is, is that when the girl walks by the security guard and says hi, it's just a tiny bit off. I mean, it sounds like... It's very similar. Dude, it's like we're all trout. Yeah. And we're swimming around and we look up and go, oh, look, there's a tasty fly right there. Real delicious. Yeah, real good. I'm going to go take a little bite out of that. I go take a bite out of it. There's a freaking hook in there. I'm like, great. Yeah, great. Thanks. Looked like what I wanted. Yeah.
I'm a little tasty. All right. Well, then, hey, Margie, if you're listening, be a bee. Right. Yeah, Margie. Be a bee and don't say hi. All women. All women. Don't be nice anymore. Because we're asking for it. We are asking for it. Hang on a second, guys. This text message, holy cow. Please call in when I read your text. Uh-oh. Ooh. Hey, Mikey. Oh, here we go. I work for a bank. And you have to flirt with the men sometimes to get a sale. And when you do, the guys get the wrong idea. But I need to make that commission. You've got to be kidding me. You've got to be kidding me with that one. This is the Mikey Show. You've given everyone a great laugh and a great way to start my day, so we thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Rock 105.3. On May 28th, 2003, my 11-year-old son, Anthony, was overcome by carbon monoxide and slipped underwater. Four adults dove in after him, but he was gone. In one moment, our lives changed forever. Everybody misses him, but nobody misses him more than his family. If I'd known a boat's carbon monoxide emissions are over 100 times more lethal than automobiles, he'd definitely still be with us today. Now you know. Remember, if it's your boat, it's your responsibility.
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Crazy. But see, that sounds exactly like Rob if you swap out Whitney for Mariah. Oh, that's true. Exactly like Rob. It's true. If that book were written today, it would be that. Oh. So I got my backpack. Okay, so we got... P1 Flirt, are you there? Yes, I am. Okay, so Flirt, how old are you? I am 20. Okay. Okay. You are 20. You are 20. And I'm going to read this text message again, okay? Okay. Your text message says, hey, Mikey, I work for a bank, and you have to flirt with the men sometimes to get a sale. And when you do, the guys get the wrong idea, but I need to make that commission. Well, you see, P1 Flirt, they're not getting the wrong idea. They're getting the right idea. Because you're the one sending the signal. You're giving them the idea that you're putting out. If they're getting the wrong idea, guess who's giving out the wrong clues? No, but it's not like I'm sitting here flaunting my chest or anything. No, no, no. Okay, let's try this one more time. I work for a bank, and you have to flirt with the men sometimes to get a sale. Right, but it's not like I'm being all, you know... Horish. Wait a minute, I just figured it out. You're like smiling. See, like she said, you're just like...
Hang on a second. Hang on. I think I have this figured out. I think I have this figured out. We got a bad phone connection. I'll read it again. Maybe she used the wrong word. I work for a bank and you have to flirt with the men sometimes to get a sale. Now that I'm going, okay, let's actually make you accountable for what you said. Then it turns into, oh, well, I don't really flirt. And when she does, the guys get the wrong idea. No, actually, they get the idea. They get the idea. I don't think this should apply because I get what she's saying. I think, you know, I don't want to speak. Oh, I get what she's saying, too. In fact, I read what she's saying. It's clear. Now you're going to take something other than what it says and you're going to make it into another story. See, if you're asking me, that is done.
You would never do that, Sky. When I worked in the restaurant business, yes, I would flirt. And you know what? I wasn't surprised when I was propositioned. I wasn't surprised. All right, that's cool. I can accept that. I wasn't. Seriously, I can accept that from Sky because she's being honest. What she's doing is she's going, listen, I had to throw the flirt out there because I knew that the flirt, if I threw out the flirt, I was going to get better tip. Right, but walking down the street smiling and saying hello, yes, then I'm surprised when I get propositioned from that. But see, P1 flirt here, she flirts, and then she's like, oh my goodness, you know what this guy said to me today? Well, guess why the guy said it? She says, and when you do, the guys get the wrong idea, but I need to make that commission. Well, you do. You do flirt. You do flirt. Don't complain about it when they ask you out and hit on you. Yeah, and not only that, but here's the deal. It's not necessary to compromise anything about you. You don't have to compromise one thing. And if, there's the biggest part, if you do have to compromise to stay working at the bank, okay, you made a choice though.
You've made the choice. Like, you go, well, I want to work at the bank. And working at the bank means I kind of compromise who I am by flirting with dudes I'm not attracted to. But I'm willing to do it. I'm willing to do it, though. The thing is, is, like, the guy needs to understand, like, obviously he likes the attention he's getting. You know, he's getting smiled at and maybe a hand on the shoulder. Like, when you're laughing at the joke that he said that maybe wasn't really that funny. He likes that attention. It's a give-take. symbiotic relationship. But you know what? It's a symbiotic relationship. Look at that. It's a give and take relationship. You're enjoying the attention I'm giving you. I'm enjoying giving you the attention because I'm going to get some commission. But when the transaction is complete, peace out, bro. Wait a second. We're going to go to dinner. No kissing on the lips. That's too personal. That's much too personal. And it's not even like this went well. Men do it too. They do. Sweetie on the phone, you are so right. Sweetie on the phone, I'm going to tell you. If I talk down to you, I do not feel... No, I'm not talking down you. You're my girl. I love... Oh, my God. See, Ashley, you're my girl. Oh, no. Oh, no. Two peas in a pod. Basically, if you follow that philosophy, the philosophy is, listen, I'm going to give you a lie. You're going to give me a lie. No, no, no, no. Actually, that's not it. I'm going to give you a lie. You're going to respond like you should. You like the lie. You're enjoying the lie.
And buy into the lie. Yeah, you're going to buy the lie. Yeah, because you like buying into the lie because it makes you feel good. Wait a minute. But he doesn't realize it's a lie. Yeah, I think it's for real. He's fooling them. Don't do the backwards nude crab walk if you're not going to give up the tartar sauce, okay? Oh, what? No, because it's just... All right. Well, what? Ladies and gentlemen. What? That's our friend Austin. As you sit in that room... I think he jots them down in his hand. That was ridiculous. I'm offended. What did I do? Thank you, P1 Flirt. I'm having a nice conversation. I was giving an analogy. I watch a lot of Animal Planet. I can hear Flounder making a moment out of that, and when that happens, chirping of crickets. I was giving an analogy. I'm sorry. A lot of Discovery, a lot of Animal Planet, National Geographic. Yes, he is. I don't know how you guys took that. Mikey, my husband doesn't care if I say hi to guys, but he just wants me to know.
That is the reason so many guys hit on me. I just say hi to everyone. Oh, really, Nickers? Hi, hi, hi. Oh, hi, hi, hi. I'm Nicker. Oh, hi. I'll tell you what it is. Yeah, well, she's sucking her thumb. Oh, Kate. Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure. I'm going to call it like it is. I'm going to call it like it is. Put it on the back of the crab walk. The reason... Thank you. The reason that they're doing it is because they are the ones that actually like the attention. That is true. Sure, I'll admit that. They're all insecure, Mike. Yeah, they're insecure. They're doing it because they're going to get the attention that they desire by flirting. It's not even insecurity. It's just attention is awesome. Then they get the attention and they're like, oh, I love it. I love it. I love it.
Oh, but don't ask me out. I just want to use you. I just want to use you. It depends on the motive. Some people like the attention. Some people like the commission. Some people like the extra tip. It just depends. Some people like all three, Ash. Some people don't like to be rude. Some people like honesty. Some people have all the luck. Some people have all the pain. Some people get all the breaks. Some people do nothing but complain. You didn't need to go there. I'm sorry. That took it too far. That took it a step too far. That was first and wrong. Sky, this girl says, hey, Sky, you should have just smiled and kept walking. Don't have to say hi. Okay, but I think it would have had the same end result. What do you mean? It would not have. How could it? You put nothing out there. We got nothing back. You're not going to get a fish on the hook. So if some dude comes up and smiles and you're walking by and he goes, He goes, hi. And I smile. You did what? I was trying to smile. What was that? And then I go, hi. Sorry, I just had to step out of my pants. Sky, you know you would have tripped out of them. I'm trying to be sexy and I fall on my face.
Sounds about right. Mike, in regards to the bank text, I was a manager in retail, and it's in the handbook to be flirtatious to get sales. We would get in trouble if we didn't. Oh, please. Give me a break. Oh, yeah. If I didn't flirt, you see, I would get written up. Yeah, I'd get written up and find $1,000 for no flirt. It happens. They had to. Give me a break already. I used to work there. P1 Jessica? Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. What did you want to say? Hey, I was going to say that guys need to pick up on eye contact and, like, body gestures and stuff. I think they are. We're trying to. I think they are picking up on that. No, not at all. Because you can still say that, hey, how's it going? And when you say that and you mean it innocently, you're looking at his kneecaps. Is that it? Exactly. I see. Okay. If you want them to come over and talk to you, you're going to be looking at them in the eye. I agree. She's right. Yeah, and that's what girls do when they're walking by you and you say hi. They will look in your eyes and say hi. For a second. For a second. Oh, you mean instead of like stopping dead in your tracks instead? No, instead of being like, hey.
Oh, you're weird. You're weird. That was not sexy. That was not sexy. I was like, I just can't get it right today. Holy cow. Keep practicing in the mirror, Skye. This text message says, girls don't smile and say hi back if the guy is ugly. Yes, they do. That's not true. Girls do say hi back if they're... Yeah, they do that if they're an awful person. If they can make a commission off of it. Yeah. Come on. Brutal. 35253. That is our text number. 35253. And our phone number is 5701053. You don't even know. The Mikey Show is on. It's about to get grilled. Have you ever had grilled burners so rusted that half your chicken burns and the other half flutters around trying to eat your corn? I have.
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I thought you liked it, Ash. No? I think it would look good if there was gel in it. I hate everything about him, Mike. Oh, Mike, I'm sorry. I gave you the wrong impression. Let me clarify. Let me clarify. In case there was any ambiguity, I can't stand it. This hair is part of him, so... Our phone number is 5701053. We're getting calls on this whole topic of women making eye contact with men and saying hi and men taking it. The... Quote, wrong way. Figure it out, dude. P1 Johnny's on the line. Hey, Johnny Capacola. What's up, buddy? What's going on, Johnny? That's right.
Symbiotic. Symbiotic. What does that mean, Ash? It's symbiotic relationship or symbiotic, the word itself. It's like when you give and you take. You give and you take. It's symbiotic. Symbiotic relationship. You're giving out the same amount that you're taking in. Yeah, Johnny, you're giving out and I'm taking in and we're symbiotic. I love it. Thank you. P1 Mojo's on the line. Hello, Mikey. Hello. Yes, I actually work at a... club downtown as a bouncer. And I talked to a lot of people and normally a lot of people from out of town. It does seem like guys or girls from the Midwest or the South, guys don't quite seem to take things the wrong way. One girl smiles. They're more used to girls being nice and it not meaning that they're into them. I think that that is a great point. It is. I think that's a great point. And here in California, it's a little bit different. It is a little bit different. This text message says, Mikey, if a woman were to just walk past you without a little smile and a high, then you would consider her stuck up. Yep. But because she does it, you think she's hitting on you. Signed, P1 Jackie. Well, I can only say from my point of view, when I walk by somebody, I don't expect anything. If I get anything, it's a bonus.
I'm just telling you what I really think. I mean, it's a bonus. But you need to put yourself in the security guard's shoes if Margie's walking by you every day and you're all by yourself. It's Margie, isn't it? I thought it was. I mean, you would think. And you're all by yourself. You're the security guard, right? You're bored. And here comes Margie. You see her every morning and every morning. She puts her head down and doesn't say anything. That's rude and you'd be pissed. What about this? What about the fact that he thinks that Margie is attractive and he wanted to ask her out because he thought she was attractive? Like, why is Margie so upset? that a man was interested in her. She wasn't upset, but she was just like, she felt bad. She was like, honestly, I was just saying hi to him every morning, and obviously he interpreted that into I was into him. Wait a minute. Actually, now that I think about it, we don't know that. We don't know that. All we know is that dude found her attractive. If I was single, and I don't know Skye's deal, and she walks by, and I think she's pretty, and all she says is hi, if I think she's pretty, I'm going to ask her out. It means I'm a guy. It means I'm straight. Absolutely. The fact that she is friendly was probably one of the things that he liked about her. Yeah. And then later, he'll tell her not to do that. She just said hi. Walking by the boo. Her boyfriend will say, quit doing that. Yeah. That's why he liked her, because she was so nice and friendly. And then all of a sudden, it's like, hey, stop being so friendly. Yeah. Well. Too friendly.
This one says, I'm a cocktail server and I flirt to make money. Whoa! Flirt! Rob, you're being a dummy. Mikey, I'm a cocktail server and I flirt to make money. Guys will hit on me and it's just part of the job. Deal with it. You choose your job. Signed, P1 Jenny. Yeah, you flirt to make money, Jenny. And that's your, that's your Jenny. That's your choice. Thank you, Mike. You don't have to. I mean, you've decided, oh, but when I do throw something fake out there, I get dough. I get money. When I throw my sex out there, I get money. I will take money for sex. P1 Alice. What's up? Well, I think it's kind of funny that if they... If a girl were to say hi to a guy, you know, he would take it inside that manner. But if vice versa were to happen, the girl might be able to accuse him of sexual harassment. If that hello came with a squeeze. Give me a break with you. Especially in a bank, in a place of business. Yeah, he's on his own on this one. Listen, Alex. Abandon ship. Yes, eject. All right. Hey, one man's opinions. That's one Alex's opinion right there.
Mikey, I'm a male who has a girlfriend, but I flirt at work to lift the spirits of my coworkers. That's what I do. I make Skye happy every day. Wait a second, Eddie. Every day. It's a public service, Mike. Skye, if you'd like to, you can take the time publicly to say thank you. So you're doing all this for my benefit. All this. This whole charade. You're welcome. Yeah, great. Oh, my God. You're so stupid. You're the worst. You are the worst. Oh, I love it so much. I love it. Oh, my sex work. That is, I want to actually take a pair of scissors and cut this text out and put it on the wall. That is genius. I'm a male who has a girlfriend, but I flirt at work to lift the spirits. You are a sweet man. He's a good man. How do you even get in your car with those giant wings? How do you do it? He just flies to work. Wow, man, that took rocks. That's awesome. Just the fact that he hit send on that text message. Hey, ladies, you're welcome. This text says, flirting in a bank handbook.
I think the same rules are in the strip club manual. Signed, P1 Veal Cutlet. Hey, listen. At least at the strip club, you know what you're getting. Okay, what about Hooters? What if your waitress at Hooters is flirting with you? Hooters is not a strip club. That's what I'm saying. I'm asking you because I believe that they're probably encouraged. Symbiotic. I don't know if this is a fact, but I believe they're encouraged to flirt with the customers. Why? Why do you say that? That's just my impression. Why? Because I've seen it. And because of... They're friendly. They hire friendly girls. I think... This is what I think the concept of Hooters is. So are guys going to play dumb and be like, oh, she's so into me, I'm going to send her flowers and ask her out? The place is called Hooters. I may be very wrong about this. It's an owl. I may be very... He's doing it to lift their spirits. Come on, ladies. Feeling good today? You guys, yeah. The place is about people that love wildlife. My bad. That's why men go there. My bad. Because they're into like, you know, they're like wild animal park, hooters. Wild animal park, hooters. I do love owls. Yes. And just love animals. Mostly owls. It's their cause. But don't you guys think, I could be really wrong about this, but isn't the concept of hooters like, we're going to...
We're going to be like a strip club with some sexy clothes on. Duh. No. I say no. You say no. I say no. No. It is a restaurant. Because the girls, to me, the girls look beautiful in the same way that girls at strip clubs look beautiful. And in the same way, they're usually really great figures. Right. Like in a pin-up girl type way. Yeah, they are a pin-up. Oh! Hey, listen. It's an added bonus to the meal. I go for the wings. Before anybody. What is going on? And you read. We know. We know. We know. I can't say anything today. Up until this point, Eddie thought Hooters was a chicken restaurant. It is. Have you had their wings? Delicious. What? Curly fries? Forget about it. Forget about it. Best diet Pepsi in the county. What were you going to say about Hooters? Great diet Pepsi. It's true. It is. Listen, lest anybody get me wrong, I'm telling you.
The girls that work at Hooters are beautiful. They are gorgeous, beautiful. I mean. Didn't even notice. That's why they're working there. They wouldn't be working there unless they were really, really beautiful. Yes. And the idea of Hooters is, guys, we're going to make it seem like you're going to a restaurant. And it just so happens. Don't. Let me just get the thought out there. Let me get the thought out there. Let's say that I am Alfred B. Hooters. And I go, I'm opening this restaurant. And here's my idea. Alfred. I'm going to have a place where we will give the impression that we are a beer and wings place. But what we'll do is we'll put really hot chicks in super skimpy outfits. And then when dudes go, it's not like they're going to a strip club. They're going to get wings. And it'll be perfect. Because they'll tell their wife, I was having a client lunch. You're partially correct. Alfred B. Hooter made a male haven.
He made a place for guys to go where you can watch a football game, eat delicious food, and look at beautiful women. And drink your beer. And drink your beer. That's totally right. It's a male haven. And that's all it is. But you don't have to have... And what's really cool about it is that some of you guys might feel kind of cheesy walking into a strip club at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. So if you come here, you don't have to have that feeling. You're going to have wings. There's no nudity. There is no nudity. There's no nudity. There is no nudity. It's just nice girls with nice... Beautiful girls with nice... Beautiful girls, beautiful owls. That's utterly correct. That is right. If a guy... You said utterly. If a guy goes to Hooters and his waitress flirts with him and then he thinks that she's into him, is he an idiot? Yeah, I think at Hooters, yes. Wait a second. On accident. I was a naked crab at the time. I was in six days a week. You guys are awesome. Appreciate it, bro. Thank you. I'm a P1 because of my girlfriend, Lynn, who turned me on the station. Now we got you guys on every morning and stuff like that. Home of the P1s and stuff like that.
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And then we go K-I-O-Z San Diego. And why not just say hit it? And it's K-I-O-Z San Diego. And we'll go hit it. K-I-O-Z San Diego, hit it. Can he not hear? It's K-I-O-Z San Diego, hit it. Maybe he signed off. Let's get it. K-I-O! K-I-O! Welcome back. It's nice to have you. It's real sweet. It's Stacy. It's a real nice last time. So what are people hanging on the line for? This is P1 Seanaphobe on the line. Hey, guys. Hello. Hi. Yeah, I just wanted to say I got suckered out of 50 bucks by some girl who was a good flirt. She was cute. She was doing like a magazine fundraiser or something. She walked up to my car. I'm sitting in my car waiting for a friend. She walks up to my car, just starts talking to me through the window. 20 minutes later, I'm out 50 bucks.
How did you give the $50? Like, how did that happen? Well, we were in the parking lot of the Best Buy in El Cajon. And there's an ATM right there. So this girl convinces me to walk to the ATM. Oh, my God. Yeah. Apparently, I'm a sucker for a cute girl. And by the way, she's selling magazines. What is she, eight, dude? No, dude. She was in college. She said that it was for some trip. We know. Well, why did you give her 50 bucks? Because... She had to go on that trip, Mike. For the subscriptions. Idiot. Now I've got women's help flowing to my house. Good pick, dude. So, what is the deal with those guys? Like, what is the deal with those guys that go door to door and they sell the magazines? Like, what's the real deal? Does anybody know? I have no idea. I don't know if it's a scam or not. Well, because you do get the magazines. I mean, so I don't think it's a scam. I just don't know who they're representing and if money's really going to charity or if the profit's going in their pocket. Yeah, it makes you wonder, like, I don't get it. Like, what's it about? And, you know, I'll be honest with you. If I were them, I would tell the truth. Because you'd probably make more sales. Honestly. Like, let's say it's this.
Hey, if you buy this magazine subscription for $40 a year, I get to make 40% commission on that. But it's $40 a year. Would you be interested? Because then I'll make money and you'll get your magazine. That would probably work for people who kind of, you know, live a little, like, comfortably. But if you're anybody who's, like, really struggling, you don't give a rip. If you're like, okay, I need 40%. How about you give me 40%? If you're somebody that's really struggling, even if you think you're going to do something for their needy cause, you're not going to get it. No, that's a great point. To me, you're either going to sell the magazines or you're not. No, you're right. Somebody either wants it or they don't. Yeah, I didn't think about that. I always just feel like I wish I knew what their real deal is. Yeah, like the people who come around selling you the candy bars. Oh. You know, did you just go to Vons and buy a box of candy bars and now you're charging me double or what? How much are the candy bars? Ridiculous amounts. Are they really? Yeah, at the very least a dollar for a candy bar. No, they're most of the time more, at least when they come through my neighborhood. Yeah.
Sorry. And I'm like, I'm trying to do the same thing. Get out of here. These two guys were walking around yesterday, and I was ready to pull away. And the same thing, it was a magazine deal. And it was these two young kids, and one of them, they come walking across the street, and one of them, you know, he's got like the sideways trucker hat. And as he's walking up to the curb, I see him with his cigarette, take one last drag of his cigarette, and put it out, and then walk up to me. Winner! And he starts telling me about this, you know, very, like, really sweet trip. And he's selling me on it. And I go, that's really cool, guys. I go, hey, did you know Jesus Christ really loves you? Hey, listen, you're hitting me up with something. I'm going to hit you up with something. Hey, we're going to hit each other up with something. We're going to be symbiotic. How'd it go? He's like, oh, yeah, dude, I'm full on Christian.
And I was like, all right, cool. And we shook hands and I didn't buy any magazines. I mean, I'm not, I don't need to. I don't need any. But let me ask you this. Do you think that he said he was full on Christian to really maybe make you buy his magazine? Maybe. That was his version of flirting. Maybe. But see, that's the deal. It's like, it's like you as the buyer, you got to figure out whether or not you're going to buy. Yeah. You know, like dude here, he went to the ATM machine and he took some money out, 50 bucks. Like, dude, what do you, why? Like, I know she's pretty and everything. Okay, so she's pretty. If you want to talk to her, talk to her. But you don't have to give her the 50 bucks. Like, he was making it sound like she was a bad person. Let me explain. Go ahead, Eddie. This is his thinking. Okay. I'm going to help this chick out. And she's going to think I'm so cool that when we continue to talk, she'll go out with me. She's going to think I'm loaded. Yeah. Well, I don't know about that. But, I mean, I would think that. You know, we've been talking for a while. I'm going to help her out with this big purchase, and then she'll go out with me. I think I'm great in bed. Hey, we got a guy on the line, P1 Turd Herder, who says that he used to sell magazines as his job. Oh. Are you there? Yeah, hey, what's going on, Mike? Not too much. So how does it work? Tell us the magazine thing. It's a job. It's basically a job. They place ads in all different cities, and the ads usually say, need 18-year-olds to 24-year-olds.
free to travel, and you just travel from state to state selling magazines. Okay, and what is the, where does the, like, what kind of commission do you get? You get, depending on the company, you usually get, like, a basic draw. Each person has, like, a quota. You have to sell, like, eight for $135, and once you get your quota, then you get, like... Eight for $135, what does that mean? Dollars? Like, eight subscriptions totaling $135. Okay. Whoa! Wait a second. So if you sell a subscription and the subscription you sell is $40, that one doesn't count? No, eight. It goes into the eight. Eight subscriptions, which will total up together to equal $135. Okay, I got you. It's actually only half of that. So if you sold one for $40, that's only one subscription for $20. I don't understand. It's because it's half. You only get charged for half. Okay, so when they say to you, you need to sell, is it eight subscriptions or $135 or whichever comes first? It's eight for like $135. Okay, and when you do that, what do you get? What do you get? You just get a basic draw. Your draw for the day is like $10 if you don't sell any magazines. And then if you make your quotas, each time you make different quotas, you'll get another $10 or another $20.
So you can make like 40, 50 bucks a day. That's it. But you don't pay for anything in your travel. And all it is, all it is, is like a company that sells magazines. Yeah. And do they tell you to give a spiel? Yeah, it's either you need to win a $10,000 savings bond and start your own business, or you need a bond to go to college, or you're winning a trip. That's awesome. Next time they come to my house, I'm going to tell them I know the deal. Well, and can somebody actually win, like, $10,000? Like, does that actually exist? No. No, it doesn't. What? Wow. It's just a job. It's unbelievable. Now, do they give you the option of a few different stories you can tell? No, it depends on the company because they give you little flyers that they print out. So you basically got to go by that. Yeah, because remember they always show you like a little pamphlet. Like they want you to look at the pamphlet. And the pamphlet show on one side will be like the magazine subscriptions. And on the other side is their big trip or their scholarship or whatever.
Is that like illegal? No. Well, because... You're telling me... Okay, I know what I'm doing. I'm getting my magazine. It doesn't exist. How are you able to... I mean, you're lying. You're making me purchase something under a false statement. They call it a canvas. They call it what? A canvas. You make somebody do something they normally wouldn't do, and you make them feel good about doing it. So that's what you're selling? Yeah. Is that how it's legal? In other words... You're basically selling yourself. You're getting the person to like you enough to buy magazines for you. And most of the people know it's just a job. But what I'm wanting to know, and I think what Sky is wanting to know, is how is it legal to say, I am selling this so that it goes for this when that's not true? How's that legal? Because it's a chance to win it. But there's no chance. I never sold enough to win it. But there's no chance. No, but there's no chance because you said that that doesn't exist for anyone in the company. And if that doesn't exist, then there is no chance. It's like buying a lottery ticket and there actually being no lotto. Right. There's no price.
Yeah. So how is that? I don't think it is legal. It doesn't sound legal to me. It's one thing if they're going behind closed doors and being like, hey, this is a good scam. You can tell them. But they're actually printing up documents for you to show to people. There's no actual trip that anybody... It would make sense if one person out of 200,000 of these kids out there selling it actually got to take a trip because then the company could at least go, see, we can really put on record that there is a trip. Right. There is no trip. And so how do they do it? Shady. Yeah. Well, you also have to go through the cities and get permits to do it. So they get you on record on who you are and you have to get a permit to go door to door. Yeah. That's why a lot of towns have a Green River ordinance, which means no soliciting whatsoever. Yeah. They don't like that stuff. Yeah, I don't really like soliciting. I want a Green River. I don't like soliciting. I don't think anybody really does. I think anybody likes soliciting. It's the worst. And listen, you're either... The guy that goes, oh, yeah, I'll do this. Well, you know what I mean? Mikey Show. It's Mikey. I'm sorry, Mikey. Hey, that guy that was just online about the magazine. Look online. You'd never even get the magazine.
Look online. No, I think people do get those magazines. Well, I've done that before. I've purchased through one of these clowns before, and I've gotten the magazines. I think you do get them. I had a guy in my house just two weeks ago in Escondido. I live close to Skye. Creepy. Right after he left, I looked online, and there's ad after ad that you never get the magazine. People are complaining, and then they get redirected on the phone lines. Never get a refund or magazine. Make sure you buy it in a real magazine and, you know, some legit stuff. Yeah. You're buying, like, grape juice weekly, dude. Grape juice weekly, by the way. Yeah. One of my favorite publications. Really. I do have a very fun and effective little practical joke. What? A lot of times when they come to the door, I always shake their hands, right? And I go, oh, bro, I got the flu. Oh. Hey. I forgot. I should have said that before I shook. I should have said that before I shook. I feel so bad, dude. I'm healthy as can be, but it is fun to see them. Oh, my microwave's going off. It's good times. My silent microwave is going off. Yeah, you guys can't hear it, but I can. It's high-pitched. Mikey Show. Yeah, is this Mikey? Yes, it is. Yeah, there's two. You want Tim?
I got a comment on the magazine. I had actually purchased the magazine and never got the magazine. It was never a company. The kid was just rolling around collecting checks. So that happens too? Uh-oh. Sorry. Bad karma. Yeah, the kid that came to our house, he had a really good scam. His thing was, yeah, I live right over blah, blah, blah. Do you know so-and-so? Do you know so-and-so? And I said no, because obviously you just made the name up. P1 Detail is on the line. Detail, you used to be a manager for one of those companies? Yeah, dude, I did it for like four years. What a surprise. So Detail, how does it work? It works real simple. Like what the guy was saying, the front and back. The back is what you get commissioned on, not the front. Cash orders, only 50% get turned in. So that's why some people get ripped off. And as far as the prizes that they get, the managers are the ones. We always went deep sea fishing out in the Atlantic. We were the ones that won them because we got all the accumulative points in our crew. So you're saying that there was a trip. But not for the agents. Yeah, but the people actually out on their feet doing the work, they don't see those. So detail.
How do they get paid? How do they make money? Well, there's two ways. The magazine crew, like the guy said, you get what they call a draw. That's your cash you get to spend every night, which is less than $30. And the way that they trap you is they keep an account or a phantom account of your money. So if you want to split in the middle of the night, you have like $10 or $20. So if you're in Atlanta and you live in San Diego, you just can't roll out. And how much detail, how much would they make in a day? What's the most one of those kids can make in a day? The hustlers, if they did well, they could bring in about 90 bucks, but they wouldn't see it. They'd only see 30 of it. 90 bucks? That's it. And they go out. They wake up at 6.30, 7 in the morning. They have a pep rally meeting. Everybody jumps in the parking lot. You get them rallied up. Roll out at 7 a.m. They roll in. We would pull them in about 8.30 at night. Wow.
See, what's crazy about it is that both of these kids, they looked like healthy kids, man. They could be working at a construction place making three times, four times that amount. What are they doing? Like, why that? I mean, it's just, it seems like a thankless, you know. Well, is it the travel? Well, it's because the kids, the ads that they run are targeted towards kids that are either felons. We had a couple guys on the crew that GTA Grand Theft Auto had different states. So they would get arrested and go to jail if they were in their hometown. They play their cards against the kids is what they do. And my job and other managers' job was to take the highest paying guys, say the two or three superstars, take them to a bar and spend all their money, get them tanked, and bring them back broke so they'd go to work the next day. Wow, man. I mean, the whole thing. It's just this cycle of craziness. It's a cycle of craziness. Commission for tuition. You know, every line they use, they're trained to use those lines. I don't care what anybody says. Right. That's their morning meeting. Hey, guys, we're in Ohio. Let's go buy some Ohio State hats. It's commission for tuition. You know, 20% of the proceeds. It's all a scam. Right, right, right.
I can't wait until I run into it. And I'll be like, dude, you know you don't get that trip, right? You know your manager's going to take that trip and screw you. Detail. Because you worked in this industry and you know the most about it, what is the greatest thing we can say to these guys? Step inside. Spend about 15 minutes of sounding really interested and then tell them, hey, listen, you know what? Since you came to my door and wasted my time, I just wanted to waste about 20 minutes. That's crazy. Wow. I mean, it's just, it's crazy with these, you know, and here's the deal. Everybody's like, I don't want to feel, I don't want to feel like I'm getting taken. And that's what they're doing. They're trying to take you. Well, I really liked my plan. Not the flu thing. You know, not the flu thing. I really liked my plan of like, how about we waste each other's time? Right. Nice. How about we waste each other's time, you know, because he'll stay there. He'll hear my spiel on God. Oh, without pictures of my cats. Yeah, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? I had a guy tell me to come to church and he'll buy a subscription before. Yeah, I bet you get a lot of that stuff, man. Totally. Hey, listen, guys, I'm out. You guys have a good one. All right, detail.
It's P1 Detail. P1, Rebecca wants to promote a fundraiser, and we're kicking off the open phones right now. 570-1053 is our number, so beginning and end of every show, we do open phones, and you can call in about anything you want, and so that's why you can call in right now about anything. And Rebecca, are you there? Yes, I am. What do you got going on? I have a fundraiser down in San Diego that's a... Vegas themed like casino night. We're going to have it down in San Diego on Normal Street at the St. John's Catholic Church Hall. And it's for polycystic kidney disease. My husband has it and he's one of 600,000 Americans that have it. And when is this taking place, Rebecca? I'm sorry? When is this going to take place? It is taking place on May 3rd. May 3rd. Okay. And what day of the week is that? That is a Saturday night. There you go. And the time? The doors are going to open at 530. And you can actually go to, can I give you a website? Sure. They can buy tickets online. Yep. You can go to www.pkdcure.org slash San Diego chapter.
Very cool. Yeah, and the Mikey Show donated some cool prizes for their raffle. So if you're a big P1... Oh, sure thing. Good luck. Absolutely. Thanks, Rebecca. We appreciate it. Thank you so much. 570-1053. Call in about anything you want to. We do an open phone segment at this time. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, I had a comment on the magazine selling. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. All right. When I was in middle school, my middle school had all of the kids at the school actually go door to door to sell the stuff. And we'd have a little incentive. Like, if we sold, like, five subscriptions, we'd get, like, candy. If we sold 10, we'd get, like, 20 bucks. If we sold, like, 50 magazine subscriptions, we'd, like, at the end of the month, there's this huge, like, meeting with all the kids. And the kids that sold, like, 50 subscriptions would get to go, like, into this, like, little... chamber that had like money flying around and we get to grab as much money as we could wow those are the best yeah awesome hey thanks for the call p1 panda slews what's up hey mikey um i just want to do like another kind of a comment that like about what the magazines and what you were talking about my boyfriend used to work for this like legitimate like vacuum company you know like the vacuums they go like the guys go door-to-door to your house and try to sell you those like cool vacuums oh yeah well in the 50s
Like the what? Yeah, you said, what are we, in the 50s? No, it's the really high-end stuff, like how sometimes they come sell you the real high-end knives. No? No, don't get those. Yeah, kind of like that. Well, they used to, like, literally teach them how to scam people and how to lie to people so they could get sucked in into buying a vacuum. Right. And, like, it kind of reminded me of what P1 Depot was saying. Like, you know, they would have meetings in the early morning, and everybody would get pumped up, and they had, like, cool music going on, and they would tell, yeah, tell your people that. Everybody's going on a trip, and you're the last one. So creepy. Anybody who shows up at my door selling something, I'm like, no. I'll go to the store. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he quit after the second day because he's like, they pack a bunch of guys. It's not even teenagers. It's adults. He's like, they pack everybody up. No, it's teenagers, too. It's teenagers, too. It's everybody. Yeah, it's everybody. And he was like, I felt so dirty. He's like, I want to go door to door telling people, hey, you know, buy a vacuum so I can go to a trip or buy a vacuum so I can pay for college, you know? Yeah. Teach them. Say this. Say that. Say that. Well, you know what I say? I say, try being really nice to them or something, you know? And maybe they...
Get freaked out at how nice you are and they stop coming around. Mikey Show. Hey, this is P1 Leo. Hi. I met you guys at the Crab Shack, Joe's Crab Shack. What's up, Leo? Hi, I was just, remember I told you guys that I designed a stadium. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. I was just wondering. What's up, brother? You got that thing or what? Yeah, I wanted to stop by hopefully tomorrow and I'll show it to you guys. I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I want you to write Eddie an email and we'll work it. I don't know if tomorrow's the right day, but I do want to see it. It's really cool. He's an architecture student. He said that he did this full-on model of what a new Chargers stadium could look like. And it sounded kind of fun and kind of cool. And I don't know that tomorrow's the day, but write Eddie an email. We'll figure out a good time to do it. Sounds good. All right, man. See you. Lovely and top that Missy is up next. Stay tuned. Today on the show, she's got lost and found. She's going to play songs you haven't heard in a long time. And so I want you to hear it. We'll see you again tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show is out.