The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 04/18/08
Friday, April 18, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
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Eddie relived an absurd haircut, Skye described a family barbecue that ended with scraped hands and a drunken grandmother, and Ashley celebrated successfully cooking an elaborate first dinner. Zeth bought himself quiet from a late-night can collector, while Lencha defended staying for all 22 innings of a Padres loss and ESPN cornered Miguel Tejada over his real age. Mikey, Eddie, Skye, Ashley, and callers argued about surrendering television or driving, the crew priced imaginary teleportation, mocked the tiny turnout for Paris Hilton's reality show, and examined contradictory arsenic tests that freed a Marine widow. Sean turned the call-in segment into a conversation with himself, and Mikey closed by connecting his experiences of abuse, addiction, faith, and recovery to a message of hope for listeners.
What happened, in order
Eddie's Impossible Haircut
Eddie said a stylist cursed through his haircut and repeatedly claimed to shorten it even though it looked exactly the same each time.
Skye's Barbecue Disaster
Skye hosted twelve relatives for seven hours, bloodied her hands freeing wedged Tupperware, and watched her inexperienced husband accidentally get her grandmother drunk on an enormous gin pour.
Ashley's First Real Dinner
Ashley spent four and a half hours making pistachio-crusted halibut and elaborate green beans for her boyfriend, who told her the ambitious first meal was perfect.
Five Dollars for Quiet
Zeth paid a homeless man five dollars to stop noisily collecting cans outside his window at 11:30 p.m. and return in the morning.
The Last Fan Standing
Lencha explained that she stayed through all 22 innings of the Padres-Rockies game because every extra hour made her feel even more committed to seeing the final pitch.
ESPN Ambushes Tejada
ESPN confronted Miguel Tejada with a Dominican birth certificate showing he was two years older than claimed, and he struggled off his microphone before walking out.
Television or Driving
The crew argued over giving up television or driving forever, with Skye willing to move or rely on her husband for TV while Mikey and Ashley ultimately valued the independence of a car.
The Vanishing Arsenic Case
The hosts described how charges against a Marine widow were dropped after new tissue tests found no arsenic despite an earlier result allegedly measuring 1,020 times the normal level.
Eddie's Teleportation Service
Eddie priced an instant San Diego-to-Boston teleport at $5,000 and defended the bargain against a $60,000 private flight while Sean imagined technical limits and baggage fees.
Paris Hilton's Tiny Turnout
Only 40 to 50 people attended an open casting call to become Paris Hilton's best friend, and the hosts mocked her claim that she merely wanted applicants to avoid a long line.
Sean Calls His Own Show
Sean phoned the open forum from inside the studio, congratulated Team Awesome, interviewed himself about voting for John McCain, and forced Mikey to hang up on him.
Mikey's Testimony
Mikey disclosed childhood sexual abuse, addiction after his Howard Stern appearance, and the night he turned to Jesus Christ, telling listeners that recovery and hope were possible.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkyeAshleyZethLenchaMiguel TejadaBoston RobSeanParis HiltonJohn McCainHoward SternJesus Christ
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The case against the Marine widow accused of poisoning her husband has now been dropped because of new toxicology reports. Yes, the game finally ended. The Padres and Rockies played in the longest game of the season last night. 22 innings, 6 hours, 16 minutes later, the Rockies end up winning 2-1. Where was it here? Here at Petco. So it ended at what time? Like 1 a.m. Oh, no way. Started at 7, 6 hours. 16 minutes later. Dude. Crazy, man. Like 1.30. That is, I wonder if one person stayed. Well, I'm sure they did. Yeah. What's your money's worth, man? I think so. For real, you stayed? If I didn't have to work in the morning, I would stay. No, come on, Eddie. Absolutely. Six hours. It's like paying for a double header. You get two for the price of one. I know, but you're not sitting there going, oh, it's the beginning of the season. It's the Rockies. It's a, you know. No, I would definitely, I would have stayed. If I didn't have to work in the morning, I would say. No way. For sure. Check it out. Well, listen, it's Friday morning. Let's get this thing rolling. 570-1053 is the number. And there are seven people on the Mikey Show. Myself, Eddie, Sky, Sean, Ashley, Boston, Rob, and Zeph. So there's a lot of people on the show.
And we're going to go around the room. We're going to introduce everybody. And then we're going to introduce our guests. We have guests in the studio. Do we have their little things? It's Boston Rob freaking out today. Yeah. Has he got something going on? The internet. The internet. The internet. The internet. The internet. What's the matter, Rob? What's going on? Oh, now my earphones are jacked up. Earphones? What is that earphones? Headphones. Oh, there you go. Earphones. You got an iPod? What's the matter? Just take a deep breath. Deep breath in. Deep breath out. Socks won last night. Yep. Oh, yeah. All right. Silver lining. I bet I know why those earphones aren't working properly. Because they're from 1988. That could be it. Yeah, whatever. I like them. Maybe because they have a microphone welded onto them that doesn't work and, you know, doesn't serve a purpose. You can get a new pair. In case we break into dance.
I am ready. I used that pair that he's wearing right now when I was in Dallas. And we had to rig a microphone to it because the radio station was so awful. It was so awful that, and you got to understand, this is, Dallas is like the big time. It's the fifth largest radio market in the country. It's like being in Chicago or Los Angeles or New York. It's big time, Dallas is. And that studio that they had us in, the seat that I sat in, faced a wall. I mean, literally, three, four feet in front of me was a wall. And so to see Eddie and Perry, our news girl, and who? Boy Blunder. Boy Blunder. In order to see them, I had to turn around and look.
And the microphone was attached, so you couldn't really turn all the way around. So you had them Jimmy-rig that microphone, like Britney Spears style, so you could actually turn around and actually see us completely. Right. So crazy. It was really awful. And Rob now uses those headphones. And Rob uses those headphones. And they're old and just beat up. They are just old. He wants to look like he's from the ghetto. That's right. He wants to look like he's from the ghetto. He likes that look. 570-1053 is our number. Beginning and end of every show, it's all you, kids. You can call about anything you want. It's an open forum. So give us a call. I don't really have a lot going on. Went to the neighbors last night. Jake was really good over there. That was cool. He's talking a lot. Jake's saying all kinds of new things. For whatever reason, Rebecca said Piggly Wiggly to him last night. He's never heard that before. It's hysterical to him.
That to him is hysterical. That's a good one. Oh, man. I'm telling you guys, I got to tape. I have to tape. I found a way. I have this microphone thing that I can tape Jake with. And I just haven't burned it yet to bring it in so you guys can hear it. You guys got to hear this laugh. It's going to be the funniest thing you guys have ever heard. It's the funniest thing in the world. All right. So Eddie is our producer, our sports guy. He's 35. And we're from the same hometown. We both grew up in Gilroy, California. And let's see. Did you get a haircut? I think I noticed a haircut, but I can't tell all the time. Oh, I know. I know. I did get a haircut. You did? Yeah. And my adventures in getting a haircut continue. No. I can't have a normal haircut experience. I can't. I don't know why. You got to pick one, man. You got to pick a place. I can't find one. Sorry. Oh, and don't start calling telling Eddie where he needs to go. No, because I am not willing to drive to Encinitas for a haircut. Okay? So, yeah, I don't need advice. I'm looking around where I live. I've gone to probably five or six different places in the time that I've lived there. And every time it's something bizarre, weird, crazy.
Well, this time, no different. I decide to go to, like, a chain one. And I'm like, you know, that's going to be normal. Like, it's got to be normal and whatever. So it isn't. I sit down in the chair. She starts cutting my hair. And she starts cussing. And I'm like, no, I'm not. Cussing doesn't bother me, but in an appropriate place. What if I was offended by cussing? Like, she's dropping F-bombs and, like. Shut up. Yeah. Saying, can you believe that S and blah, blah, blah. And I'm, like, looking up at her, like, holy cow. Like, this is weird. Oh, wow. Like, it was weird. Now, when you were looking at her, did she acknowledge? Like, oh, sorry. She did not get body language or, you know, she was a talker, one of the talkers. And, you know, asking all these questions. And I'm answering with one word. So I'm like, she's going to pick up that I don't want to talk to her and just cut my hair, please. And but she wasn't picking up on it. And man, cursing up a storm. And I'm like, oh, this is bizarre. And so then, you know, it gets to the point where she goes, OK, I'm all finished. You know, what do you think? And I look and it's not anywhere near as short as I wanted it to be. And because I told her exactly how I wanted to cut wasn't as short as I wanted to be. So normally I just kind of suck it up and go, whatever.
I'm unsatisfied, but that's the way it goes. But this time I'm like, you know what? I'm going to say how I want it. And I said, you know what? Actually, I want it a little bit shorter. And she said, okay, no problem. Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, whatever. I'm not even really paying attention. She goes, okay, what do you think? It looks exactly the same. Oh, wow. And I'm like, well. Yeah, because it looks like you got a little something taken off the sides, but the top looks the same. The exact same. And so I say again to her. Actually, I like it a little bit shorter. And then she gives me that look like, okay. I'm like, I know what I'm doing and you don't. But I'll do it. Cut, cut, cut, blah, blah, blah. Okay, I'm all done. What do you think? It looks exactly the same. And I'm like, okay, I can't say anything again because she'll chop my hair off. So I just go home. Wow. And I'm not happy with my haircut again. Next time it's going to be different. I don't think it will. I can't find a place. Good feeling about you and that haircut. Brutal. Eventually it's going to happen. Shave it off. Skye is our news girl. And Skye, as it turns out, is 30 years of age. And she had a, I know you had a barbecue yesterday. It was a long day, Mike. Your in-laws are in town. And you wanted to have all of your family that lives here in San Diego come over and hang out with the in-laws. Yes.
How many people were talking? Twelve. Oh, wow. Everybody came over at one. Didn't leave until after eight. Oh, my. Yeah, my mom thought it was hilarious that I was tired and wanted to go to bed and that nobody would leave. Like, I'm thinking, oh, we're wrapping up. Okay, we're done with dessert and coffee. Everybody's chatting. My mom goes, let's play Scrabble. Oh, no. And then, like, we're outside. Like, it's pitch black out. The sun has, like, gone down. And my mom goes, yeah. I bet Skye would really like us to all go home now. I was just, like, laughing. I'm like, thanks, Mom. So, yeah, I'm beat, and, you know, I kind of injured myself yesterday because I was trying to, I'm not good in the kitchen. What did you do? Well, you know, we ran out of room in the fridge because we had so much stuff, and so I took this little Tupperware thing, and I put it in the crisper drawer. Well, it got wedged in there. But we needed it to eat. And so there's like a tiny little, I could only open it a tiny little bit. So I'm shoving my hands in there. And, like, I'm trying with spatulas. And I, like, I can't get it out. You're trying to get it out. I'm trying to get it out because I can't get the drawer open because it gets wedged to the point where the Tupperware thing is, like, hitting the drawer and hitting the drawer. And so I just keep jamming my hands in there. And finally, I just, I didn't care anymore. And now my hands are all, like, scraped up. I'm like, did you see it?
I didn't care anymore. They were bleeding. I didn't care. I'm like, I got a dozen people out there. Yeah. No entertaining for me. Imagine her and the 12 people and the hands jammed in the crisper. He's drunk. He decided he was... Now, you didn't have any wine, right? I don't drink. Yeah, you don't drink anymore. I don't drink anymore. So... After Eddie's birthday, she got so sick. She's like, I... I will never drink again in my life. She had her first ever blackout at 30 years of age. I will never drink again. So she decides she's not going to drink anymore. So my husband's doing bartending. He's never obviously been a bartender before because my grandma drinks, you know, gin on the rocks. And if anybody knows how to pour gin on the rocks, it's like, what, like two inches? No, like an inch and a half of gin in a cup is... My husband fills the cup almost all the way to the top with gin and gives it to my grandma. My grandma's plastered. She's leaning up against the wall so she doesn't fall over. It was a mess. It was a mess. It was awesome. We got to give Skye a video camera, man. She's got crazy stuff going on. It was nuts. So I'm looking forward to a nice nap today after going home from work. It's her girl. Yeah. I love her. That's great. Let's see.
How come Shawnee, how come we can't see Shawnee on the camera? I don't know. The website's all messed up for it. They're having issues with our service. Oh, it's them? Shawnee. Stop. I need to see you, Shawnee. No thanks. No thanks. There go the headphones. Shawnee hates baby talk. Yes. Sean is our sound effects guy, and he's 38. He's the oldest fellow on the show. That old man, Sean. That old man, Sean. No. Ashley is our assistant producer. Beautiful girl. And she's got blonde hair and brown eyes, and she's very bubbly. And this morning when I walked into her studio, she said to me, I cooked for my honey last night. And I said, stop. No. Tell it on the air. Tell it on the air. Oh, no. This is crazy, bro. What did you make? This was maybe one of the craziest things I've ever done in my life. Cook. I've never.
All right, so I went go big or go home. Right. I have never, you have to understand, ever cooked, period, especially for a significant other, ever, like legitimately cooked. And you didn't even start out small. You went for it. I went big, right? So it all started because my friend Margie, you guys all know Margie. Margie. No, I think it's Margie. My Asian friend Margie. And she just refuses to cover that. Short for Margaret. Just because she's Asian, by the way. Short for Margaret. She's my Asian friend, Margie, with our dogs, and she's great. She gave me this green bean recipe that she got from Martha Stewart and made it for me last week, and it was unreal. I had to make it for my honey. I saw Ashley had the recipe written down, and because Margie gave it to her, it said green bean recipe. And I was like, oh, come on, Ash. Come on, Ash, with that stuff. But regardless, I was like, okay, I'm going to make him these green beans because they're so good, and it'll make me look so cool because, like, they're... They're delicious. And what can I put with it? So I opened up for the first time ever a cookbook, bro. Wow. Look at you. It's a cookbook, by the way, that my dad got me for Christmas called My Little Apron, like the singles guide to cooking for ladies. It's like literally like the beginner cookbook for a chick who's single. So what'd you make? Or, you know, living by herself or whatever. So I picked out of that pistachio crusted lemon.
Halibut. Holy cow. Oh, my gosh. Talk about tackling the big ones, right? Oh, my gosh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Went to Henry's, spent an hour and a half there getting a garlic peeler so I could, like, make the garlic cloves, like, with the garlic press. That's what it's called. Right. I got a garlic press. Right. And I got, like, I had to, like, I had to, like, I had to, like, zest a lemon, which I didn't even either research what that even meant. Right. And then had to get something so I could zest said lemon. Right. And then, so I got, like, pistachios. But now, see, this was something where I think I might have made a mistake. I got the pistachios with the shells on them. I like the way she says pistachios, by the way. I know there's a lot of people listening right now that are, you know, making the observation that she's saying pistachios. Yeah. And I just, I want to let everyone know. She lived in England for a large part of her life, and she's very classy. She's very classy. I am part English. There you go. A lot. Anyways, so I don't know if this was the harder way to do it, but I bought the shelled pistachios and de-shelled them myself, which I think was an extra step. It was. That's probably why it took me four and a half hours to do all this. Anyways, got home. Oh, so I got some fresh halibut, right? It was on sale. I'm all professional. I'm like, is this your fresh halibut, sir?
I'll get enough for two people, please. Wow. Thank you. Got the halibut, got the green beans, got the lemon, went to the spice section and got one of every spice because I didn't know what was cool or not with the spices. Are you serious? Did you look at your recipe? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why not look at the recipe? Well, I did, but you have to understand, like, my personality is, like, obsessive-compulsive, so I go to the spice section to get... like the one spice that was asked for the creamy recipe. And then I was like, oh, you know what? I'm going to start cooking. I should probably get paprika. I should probably get thyme. I should probably get fennel. I should probably get rosemary. And I got like one of everything. And did you add it all to the, to the halibut? No. Okay. I just have it now. Okay. So I leave Henry's go home, make the halibut. Um, I had a little mortal and mortar and pestle. Yes. A mortar and mortar and pestle. Pestle. Yes. Pestle. Bought one of those. Mortar and pestle. grinding pistachios in it. I've never heard it called that. That's the only way I've heard it called. There's a T in it. I know. It's silent. It's silent? That's the only way I've heard it called. Some words do have silent letters. I figured this out. Oh, my God. So go ahead. So you make it and... So, you know, and so basically, then I put the green beans going and he comes over and he eats it and it was delicious. And the green beans, I added like...
Balsamic vinegar, brown sugar, olive oil, sesame oil, lemon, cherry tomatoes, like all these ingredients. Yeah, yeah. And it was delicious. Did he think it was delicious? He said it was perfect. And I told him to be honest. I'm like, you better not be fooling, you know? And he said it, he was like, honestly, babe, like, I can't, baby, honestly, my love, I cannot, my love, my life. He's like, you know what, hot one? Baby, I, like, can't even place anything that would, you know, you need to work on. Like, you love my life. And I grinded pistachios myself, and then I zested the lemon, and then I minced the garlic with the garlic press to make the breaded thing to put in the halibut. And it fills us all with pride. I don't know if it turned out good. Yeah. I'd like to try it. Well, no. I don't know about that. I'd like other people to try it and then ask their opinions. Well, the recipes are on my blog, MikeyShow.com. If you want the recipe. What's the matter? Why? Why do you have that reaction, Eddie? Why that reaction? What's wrong, Eddie? At MikeyShow.com. Eddie hates her blog, and he's made it really clear. You know, he hates that she puts the recipes on there. He hates it. That's a strong word. Did you check it out yesterday, Eddie? I know you said you'd never be back, but did you check her blog out yesterday? No.
You did not? I refused to read it. All right. Well, the recipes are on, I'm telling you, these green beans. They're bomb. You put brown sugar in green beans. Oh, no. Learn something new every day, Mike. It's nice. Boston Rob. Well, let's keep this music on for Boston Rob, right? Please. I'm going to put on my top hat. I can't tell you how many English guys I've known with Boston tattooed across their throat. Duh. Boston Rob is 25 years old. He's going to be getting married this year. And his brother's birthday is tomorrow. 21st. That's right. And Rob did not want us to be there. Here we go. Making stuff up in your head again. I'm just saying it's very clear when you give people five minutes notice that there's a birthday party going on. And then he also made sure he added it in the email. You guys don't have to do this.
Listen, if you got more important things, you know, you could just say it. You don't have to blame this on me. Hey, guys, you know, like you can come or not. You can come or not come. Either way. Whichever is easier for you. Either or. Whichever involves less driving. Yes, or you being there. So. Rob, are you all ready for the big birthday party you're throwing for your brother tomorrow? No. That is not encouraging. Today we'll get everything done. I've been running around all week. And then yesterday he had an ordeal. His car got sideswiped. What? Sideswiped? Oh, no. Like while it was sitting parked? Yeah. So, like, because I come home and usually I'll check in with him and figure out what his day entails. You know what I mean? Yeah. With his birthday week, some things he's got to be out of the house or away for me to get done. And I couldn't find him. He wasn't answering his phone. Anyone that I talked to had not talked to him. So I started getting, like, really nervous. And now it's, like, 2 o'clock, 2.30. And by the time... Yeah, well, your microphone is, like, something's up with it. My whole studio is just broken in half. Oh.
I wonder what happens when we leave. I don't know. Damn it. People having a party. But anyway, so we got to wrap this up. So he got sideswiped and... Yeah, eventually he ended up paying a boatload of money to get his car back. Oh, man. That's too bad. That's too bad. Got a deal with the police today and file a report and all that. Zeth is our... What is Zeth? Zeth is dead, baby. No, he does like everything. He does a little everything. He does some internet stuff. He does some writing stuff, and he keeps us organized, and he's a nice young man. That's it? He is 23 years of age. Well, Seth. That's right. And we call him Roosevelt Zethian Oates Jr. III, Esquire. And I understand that yesterday, Zeth paid off a homeless person in front of his house. What? I did. What? What does that mean?
Well, it was like, I don't know, like 1130 last night and I'm trying to sleep and the windows open and I start hearing all this noise outside, like a bunch of cans and bottles like being pushed together. And I kind of look down there and I see this homeless guy digging through the trash cans, getting like bottles and cans and everything. I was hungry. But so I closed the window and I could still hear it like 10 minutes later. So I go out there and I go down there. I go, hey, dude, like you're making quite a bit of noise. I'm trying to sleep. If I give you five bucks, will you stop doing it now and come back in the morning and collect them? He was stoked. He was all about it. Cool. That's very nice. That's very nice. Everybody wins. There you go. Let's introduce the P1s that we have in the studio. We have two P1 trivia winners, P1 300 and also P1 Sin. They both came in. Sin's an account coordinator. Your full name is Cynthia? Yes. That's right. And P-1300 is, he does accounting. Is that right? Who would have thought? You know what I mean? He looks like he's a UFC fighter. Seriously, he's like Pink Abbott. Yeah. Okay, so, and then we also have P-1 Spaceboy, who, if you don't know who P-1 Spaceboy is, first of all, Spaceboy, right up to the microphone, tell everybody what a P-1 is.
A P1 is an exclusive listener to The Mikey Show. When they call into the show, they turn down their radio, get to their point, do not cuss, and turn on new people to the show. That is correct. Now, I have to tell you, in the history of The Mikey Show being on the radio, and I could go back 20 years, there's never been a P1 like Spaceboy. Spaceboy knows more about The Mikey Show than I do. And that's a true statement. I'm not saying that facetiously. He will tell me things sometimes and I'll go, oh, like maybe I wasn't paying attention when that was said. You're telling me a big fat lie. And I go, wow, really? And then he's right. I'll listen back and he's right. He knows more about the show than anybody. He tapes the show. He's got the show cataloged. He really is the most knowledgeable P1 in the history of P1s. And the first Hall of Famer.
King of all P1s. Absolutely. I mean, there just is no... They all bow down to him. That is true. Well, they should. This is correct. He knows more than all of them. But anyway, Spaceboy, have you ever been in here hanging out? Only during the last 28-hour show. Never for our Friday show. Remember he sat right there for like 20 hours and we didn't even realize he was in the room? Whoa, Spaceboy's here. Well, here he is. He's hanging out today. 570-1053 is the phone number. So call us and tell us what's on your mind. P1 Lencha. Hi, Mike. Good morning, everyone. Did I say that right? Is that your name, nickname? What is that? It's both. I've gone by Lencha all of my life. It sounds so Mexican. Yes. It is. Well, it's short for Florencia. So, yeah. It's short for Florencia? Yes. And I don't speak Spanish. Wow. This is what defines you. What does it mean, Lencha? It's short for a family name, which, you know, Lynch is... Florencia is short for... I'm sorry, Spanish for Florence. And you don't speak Spanish? No. You're just like me. I'm Mexican, but I don't speak Spanish. Do you look Mexican? Yes. Oh, well, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? I mean, I think it's nice. It's nice to look Mexican. So what were you calling about? So I have absolutely no voice because I was at the game until...
The last pitch. Wow. No way. No way. Like a thousand people left. Really? Now. Getting ready for work. Who were you there with? I was there with a friend of mine. Actually, my roommate got tickets from her boss, and they ended up leaving at the 12th. They said, bag it. And I'm like, you know, you've already committed this much time. And as the hours go by, you're like, well, I've already committed this much time, so why not stay for the whole thing? Who did you stay there with, a guy friend or a girlfriend? A guy friend. And you guys both left at 1.20 in the morning? Yeah, I got to bed probably about 2.15. Did the Padres, like, say anything at the end of the game? We're sorry. Did they say that, or did they say, hey, thanks to those of you that stuck around? On the loudspeaker, they're talking about it, but it was more or less last pitch, hung their heads and walked in two feet. It was unfortunate. I know. It just sucks that the pod, you go that whole time and then they lose. Yeah. Kind of would hope that they would pull it out, but oh well. Yeah. All right, Lencha. Thank you for calling. Great weekend, everyone. Appreciate it. P1 Beantown's on the line. Hey, how you doing, Mikey? Good, man. Hey, I'm going to have to ask my question and hang up about the lose reception.
I just moved to the area. I was wondering where a good butcher shop around here would be at. Butcher. Great butcher shop is in Mission Valley, and it's called Iowa Meat Farms. And it's on Mission Gorge Road, and it's the greatest butcher shop on planet Earth. Now, if you're in North County, there's one off Palomar Airport Road. Don't know the name of the street, but it's the first one you hit when you go east. So if you're on Palomar Airport off the 5, it's the first road you hit. When you're headed east and you take a right, and then on your left-hand side, you'll see it, and it's strange. That's not Iowa Meats, too? No, no, no, no. It's a totally different meat store, which I don't remember the name of it. And the reason I don't is because it's strange. It's like European, and they have all these import foods from, like, Germany and stuff like that. But the meat is incredible. And so there's two of them. There's two places.
North County that I know of, and the other place is in Mission Valley, more central. But Iowa Meat Farms is great. P1, paparazzi is on the line. That was fast. Eddie's giving me the break sign. Eddie's saying, oh, no, no, no, you've got to break right now. Eddie's going, you've got to break right now. He's saying you need to break right now. I was about to, and I didn't know he was going to hit the line. And then all of a sudden, paparazzi, and then break. We're going to be late. Paparazzi, his name is Brad, and he's a Hall of Famer, and he's been listening to The Mikey Show for many a year. And what's going on, paparazzi? I told Spaceboy that if he got on the radio today, I was going to call him out. Today is Spaceboy's birthday. No way. Happy birthday, Spaceboy. Why would you, yeah, you got to tell us that. How dare you, sir. Yeah, yeah, I would have had my wife bake cupcakes or something. Right? We would have brought you something. Yeah. Ashley baked me some cookies. How old are you? Yes, I did. 31. Look at you. Aw. Well, congratulations. That's Space Boy's birthday. Thank you, paparazzi. She's 31. Ashley wanted Ashley to sing Happy Birthday. Ashley, can you please, if you wouldn't mind. Wow. And as you know, Ashley was on the TV show American Idol. Oh, that's right. We featured her that whole week. We talked about how she was on American Idol. And so, Ashley, if you wouldn't mind.
Space Boy's birthday. Give him your happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Dear Space Boy. Happy birthday. You could tell where she did that thing in the middle. She was kind of showing off. Yeah. She did a run. She did the run. But whatever do you mean? Ladies and gentlemen, our phone number is 570-1053. And so you can give us a call. And when we get back, we got so much stuff on the show today about all the sexes. So Chantel is coming in the studio. Yes. Chantel informed me that she is no longer a San Diego Charger girl, which I didn't even know. Wow. I guess she decided that she wasn't going to do it again. She's got a lot going on. She's got a lot on her plate. She's retired. She just turned 88 years old. So, I mean, I think it was time, if we're being honest.
Anyway, Chantel's coming in the studio. Got a weird email here. Got a weird email we got to read to you. We got a lot of stuff to talk about. So don't go away. And we're going to do something today where we ask a little bit later on where we ask listeners to call in with our offbeat impressions. Joe Rogan in the stand-up spotlight. Get high and watch the news. I was watching a CNN special on Osama Bin Laden. I'm like, that guy is right out of a comic book. He's a billionaire genius who hates us. He lives underground. Worked for the good guys and got all their secrets, but then he switched over to the dark side. And they always almost capture him, but he mysteriously gets away and leaves behind a threatening tape. Good morning, family. This is The Mikey Show. Want to be a star? California community colleges can help you live out your college and Hollywood dreams. Visit ICanAffordCollege.com and you can win behind-the-scenes access to So You Think You Can Dance or TMZ TV.
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Really no slowing in the area, though. The South 15 is looking great out of Escondido. I'm a minor delay out of Parkway via Rancho off and on, but from there, you're good to go. The coaster ride is starting to see a bit of a slowdown now on South Ponce, out of the 5 from Birmingham Drive down to Salon and Beach. Other than that, East County and South Bay rides are up to speed completely, and you're right out of town into Orange County and Riverside. It's looking good as well. Don McClarence on Rock 105.3. The reason why Ford Edge is the hottest-selling crossover in California. It's built for the way we live and the way we drive. For a limited time. Buy a new 2007 Edge and get $4,000 cash back. 265 horses give you the power to merge onto the five. Full flat rear seats give you the room to haul your gear. And an available Vista roof lets the San Diego sunshine through. With up to $4,000 cash back, there may never be a better time to drive a new Edge. See your San Diego County Ford dealer or visit us on the web at SanDiegoCountyFord.com. The buyers will qualify.
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and is actually two years older than he says. Oh, dude, so check it out. I think I misunderstood the story then because I thought that he, out of his own, like, sense of wanting to do the right, just came forward. Want to hear it? Yes. Yes, yes, yes. This happened on, like, television? Yeah, ESPN has this new show called 360, and it's like an investigative show. Right. And apparently, you know, this interviewer got... Miguel's birth certificate from, I think he's, I don't know if he's Dominican or Puerto Rican. I don't know what he is. Right. But, you know, found his birth certificate and found out he's been lying this whole time about his age. No. Confronted him about it yesterday. It's cut 47. How old are you? Me? Yes. 32. Born in? In the Dominican Republic, by name. In which year? 76. 1976. Yeah. You sure? Why I had to lie? We acquired the document, the birth certificate that your father filed when you were a boy. And let me show it to you. Because I want you to explain this to me, okay? What is that? This is a birth certificate. Your birth certificate, right? Who will give you that? The Dominican government. Is that you? Probably.
Is that an actual document? Is this your birth certificate? Hey, I'm not supposed to be here to talk about this. I'm sorry for you. You don't got to bring me over here to tell me about my personal stuff. You know, this is kind of important, actually. Well, I don't know if it is important. For right now, I just play baseball, bro. I just play baseball. I don't have to be here to talk about this. I don't need anybody missing out to my head right now. Does the federal government know your real name and birth date? I don't know. Walks out. Walks out. Oh, my God. Whoa. He does the thing where he struggles to get his microphone off for about three minutes and then finally walks out. So he wanted to walk out a lot earlier. Oh, yeah. You can't get the microphone off, though. Now, why would he have lied, Eddie? A lot of these kids from the Dominican and Puerto Rico, they say they're a lot younger than they actually are when they're coming out.
It looks better, you know, say, you know, when they're trying to get into Major League Baseball, they'll say they're 17, really, they're 19, 20 years old, you know, because they'll have more, you know, years to play and stuff like that. Huh, crazy. What an ambush, man. That's awesome. And Miguel, you could see in his face, he's like, holy cow. Yeah. Mikey Show, hello. Hi, I had a question about your new advertising campaign. The billboard? Yeah, the billboard. I think it's off of Friar's Road. There's a few of them. The one I see, I'm driving 8 West. It's off of Friar's Road. I guess I was just kind of interesting because I have a billboard by my house that's your old one where it just says the word that describes you. I like that one a lot, and I like the new one. I was just wondering if it was your idea and what it meant. Yeah.
This one and the old one was my idea. And the deal with this new one is, if you haven't seen the new billboard, it's a picture of me with my hand over my eye. And it says in very pretty soft font, it says, like you, dot, dot, dot, but different. And what it is, is it doesn't mean anything. The hand over the eye doesn't mean anything. The hand over the eye is designed to make your brain go and make you think. In the last campaign, when it said listen and decide, that was the equivalent of putting the hand over the eye. That listen and decide is just making your mind think. That's all. And for me, the design was supposed to be something where you have to think about it.
Unlike a lot of billboards that you may pass and you see it and it just kind of, maybe it registers, maybe it doesn't. The idea of this one was that it was supposed to register and do exactly what you're doing right now. Like not only did it register, but you're thinking about it and you're actually calling to ask. I'm like trying to interpret it in my mind and like I have all these like crazy like scenarios. Yeah, that is exactly what it's meant to do. It's meant to get people thinking. And it's also not meant for the people that are already listening because they're already fans. The billboard concept is to get people that have never listened before to start thinking. And when you see the image of a guy with a shaved head and a goatee and his arm is sleeved with tattoos and next to it is words in pretty font, like cute, pretty cursive. The two images together are kind of odd. And when you couple that with the fact that I'm covering my eye for no apparent reason, all of it is supposed to make your mind go, well, that's all kind of interesting. Now, maybe on the first few passes on the freeway, you may see it and it may strike you as odd and maybe nothing happens. But hopefully after you consume it a few times and there's been a few impressions.
You decide, okay, fine. What is that? What is that all about? And the like you but different, that's all of us on the show, man. We're all like you but different. So those words are, I think, kind of indicative of the entire show. And so that's the deal, brother. It was good advertising, so good job. Thank you, man. Thank you. I appreciate it. Aztecs guard Kelvin Davis has been diagnosed with Hodgkin's lymphoma. And that's sad news, man. Is he a good player, Eddie? He's a junior guard, and he was the top scorer in a couple of games for them last year. Pretty good player. In other basketball news, the Bulls and the Bucs said see ya to their head coaches. Yeah. One, the Bulls coach was their interim head coach. So that wasn't a big surprise. But the guy that was the coach for the Bucs, he only coached one season. And they're like, yeah, we don't. We're good. So check this out. The Colbert Report. Very funny show. Stephen Colbert. He plays a conservative Republican. He's very funny. And apparently he's been talking about how Barack Obama has not been on his show. He's had Barack Obama's wife on the show. Yes.
But he's never had Barack on the show. Well, last night, Barack appeared via video. Nice. Cut 12. That is it for The Rapport this week. I only wish Senator Obama could have joined us. So do I, Stephen. Senator Obama. Won't Senator Clinton be happy that she fixed our screen? I'm sure she will, Stephen. I'm sure she will. Now, I enjoyed the debate last night, sir, though I have to take issue with you calling some of the questions manufactured political distractions. Well, Stephen, I think the American people are tired of these games and petty distractions. Well, sir, speaking for the news media, I can tell you we are not tired of it. It allows us to ask the same questions over and over again, and we don't do any more work. Stephen, these distractions, they won't help fix our economy. They won't help people get health care. They won't help us get out of Iraq. Stephen, I would go so far as to say I want to put these political distractions on notice. What? Boys, bring out the on-notice board. What? Okay, Senator, something's going to have to come off. What should I remove?
Well, it can't be grizzly bears. They are the number one threat to America. Good man. Good man. So I think we should take off James Brady. He's a good guy. All right. All right. All right. All right, Brady. This is your lucky day. Okay, here we go. Distractions. I hope you're paying attention. Wham! Manufactured political distractions. You are officially on notice. Thank you, Senator Obama. Number one song this week on both iTunes and the hip-hop charts is this one right here. It's Usher. If you want to text us, go ahead. 35253 is the number. And if you want to call us, 570-1053. We got a very interesting email from a guy who says that he's dating a girl and she's into something that is a little surprising to him.
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What he does is he gives it to you straight. So my advice is to look at the positive. I like it, Eddie. What do you got, Eddie? Lots of pluses to having a family member date a 47-year-old woman directly from China. Okay. Number one, hilarious driving stories. It's true. It's true. It's a stereotype, Eddie. Number two, 50% off pedicures. Oh, wow. Again. That's pretty good. There it is. Number three, private chopstick lessons. That's true. Number four, all the bird's nest soup you can handle. I mean, it is a weird, weird thing, but if you want to, you know, get it. 105.3. Because she likes to weigh something. That's what I'm talking about. It's a little meal right there. Welcome back to the show. It is 7 o'clock. The Pope Mint. yesterday with victims of clergy sexual abuse. The Ravens quarterback Steve McNair retired yesterday. That's crazy. A little bit of a surprise a week before the draft. So weird, dude. We remember like so clearly when that dude was a rookie. I think he went to Alcorn State. This guy is retired. We're old, Eddie. Oh, that is true. We're old. That is accurate. We've watched guys be kids and retire from the NFL.
Our text number is 35253. You want to read our blogs? Go to MikeyShow.com. Type in the keyword blogs. Here's a couple of texts we're getting. Hey, B-Rob, I'm planning a trip to Boston for St. Pat's Day next year. And I wanted to know, are there any places to go besides seeing the Dropkick Murphys? You wouldn't be able to get tickets to that anyways. That's one of the toughest. So forget about it. You wouldn't be able to. Don't even try. A bunch of places to go. Unless you know somebody, all right? So what would you suggest, Rob? You don't want to go to the bars I go to. No, do the toasty thing. Go to Nathaniel Hall. Yeah, go to Nathaniel Hall, dude. It's really fun. It's so fun. Go to South Boston. See the parade. This text message says, Mikey, did you know your girl Chloe from the TV show 24 is pregnant? Yes, I did. Mary Lynn Rice. Yeah, so what are they going to do? Have Chloe be pregnant, you think? It's Jack Bauer's baby. Boom.
What is her character, what is her relation to Jack Bauer on the show? Just friends. Yeah, they're co-workers. I wonder who they're going to write into the show, whose baby it is. Well, in the last season, her ex-husband, she kind of rekindled something with him. Oh. Well, then that will make sense. Still alive. There you go. Random debate. Bring it. What do we got? The random debate is, if you had to, Would you rather give up TV forever or driving? Holy cow. Holy cow. I like the question because I think that it'll get in a lot of people's heads. For me, it's easy. Yeah. I've already given up TV. I don't watch TV. So for me, it's easy. And I love driving. I can't give up TV. Really? So you would walk everywhere? Find rides, I guess. Really?
Like, how would you get to work? Public transportation. How'd you get to work? I would have to find somebody to pick him up. Carpool. Mike, you could pick him up. I got you. I could not pick him up. He is not on my way. You would have to make an exception. I am not. Okay, that would be my question then. Would I rather give up driving or have to pick Eddie up? You would give up TV. He'd give up driving. He'd tell you about everything you watched on the ride into work. That sounds really fun. Yeah. Sky? Yeah, this is so easy. I'd give up driving in a heartbeat. For TV? Yeah. How are you going to get to work? I would live right here by the station. I would live in one of these apartments right here by the station. And you'd have your husband move? No, I'd live on my own. So you would sell your home? Well, like, if this had to be a decision to be made. Yeah, you got to do it. And I, yeah, I'd move, like, right around here. So you'd put your home on the market. Or I'd move somewhere right next to public transportation. Really? You would sell your house? Yeah. And you would inform your husband, listen, this is really important to me. And so we have to make a choice or else or else I'd make some sort of, you know, arrangement with my husband where he would drive me everywhere. I could not imagine not driving. Yes. Yeah. I don't like driving. I actually dislike driving. So I'm. But now you got to.
Figure out a way to go. It's better for the environment. How are you going to get groceries? That's awesome. How are you going to get groceries? There's Savant's right here, dude. So you're going to walk to go get all your groceries? Yeah, I'm going to get one of those old lady carts. No way. No way. That is nuts. That's great. Yeah, it's a no bridge. That's great. How about you, Shawnee, old boy? Oh, it's a different store. Well, okay. Whoa, this is a tough one for Shawnee. Well, to clarify. Please. Are we talking about when you say no television? Do you mean like? DVDs as well? Movies? That's a good question. That's a good question. I don't know. And YouTube videos? Like that kind of stuff? Yeah, because you still have internet. Yeah. Do you? Well, you're giving up TV. Okay, so just TV. See, I took the question to mean no TV shows whatsoever. Like you can't watch TV shows on TV. Yeah, you can't internet the TV. You cannot do that. Yeah, that would be unfair. That's unfair. And DVDs are out, right? Like, you can't watch Matlock season one. Like, that's because that's TV. I don't think that would be fair. Yeah, you can watch DVDs, but they can't be TV. This may surprise you. I'll give up television. What the hell? Yeah, right. It's impossible. What would you do with your life? Here's what I figure. I can find other ways to entertain myself, but it's much more difficult to find other ways to get around.
To travel. It's very inconvenient. Yeah. Well, you got groceries. Then you got. My wife can shop. Yeah, you got your spouse. Okay, she can drive. Yeah. That's true. I'll get around. I'll figure it out. She can drive. She can figure that out. Now, so if there's any tasks to be done, she can do it. Yeah. The only time that you would be inconvenienced by the driving situation would be when you have to get to something. Yeah, if I want to go somewhere, I'm pretty much. At the mercy of. But you know what? The only one you really have to worry about is work. Because aside from that, you can pretty much get a ride to anything. You would think so. You really can. Yeah. If we had an appearance, Ash could take you. Yeah, but you're giving up like a lot of liberty. I lost my license. Okay, but tell me something besides work. Take work out of it. No, no, no. I'm just saying, all right, say you go home today. Yeah. However you get home. Eddie drops you off, right? Right, right. You're sitting at your house. Rebecca is doing something with Jake. So she's gone. You, what would you get an urge to go and do? Or you get a phone call or something goes on. But see, you're making it, when you're saying that Rebecca isn't there, I would make it so that Rebecca was like a part of what I need. Yeah, but there comes instances where you just didn't have an urge. Oh, I want to run out and grab this. What if you got the need for speed?
We're out of mail. She's right. What if I have the need for speed? I could have the need for speed. I like to drive. And then what are you going to do? I don't know. She's kind of right. What are you going to do? Go outside and go forward. Dude, it's not like you can... Get on a horse? Well, listen. I think... I think Eddie's right. My toughest one would be getting the work. Aside from that... I think I could figure everything else out. Give me an example. Give me one. Say, what about Mike if you wanted to do this? Well, for me, a big thing is like the gym. Oh, I don't need to do that. Trust me. That's the thing. I don't know what you do in your daily life, so I couldn't tell you where you need to go. Well, like yesterday, check it out. Yesterday, I had a writing class at the Senior Citizen Center. Oh, yes. In Escondido. Nice. And so if I do that, Don't you take that with your dad? I take it with my dad. Pops can come pick you up. Dad, come get me. And the rest of the time, you're just at your house. Like, my thing is not those planned events. Yeah. Because that's the easy part. It's the sudden urge, oh, you know what? I got to run out and go grab this. Yeah, what if Rebecca's busy and you get a flyer in the mail that Sir La Table is having a two-hour sale?
That's never happened in my lifetime. I've never gotten something in the mail that day that says something's happening. It never happened. We're trying to be practical here. New releases come out. There's a couple different movies you want to buy at Amazon.com. Thank you. You're not going to shop online for everything. You can't. I'm telling you, if a new release came out... If a new release came out... Drink your last caffeine-free Diet Coke. Honey? On your way home? She is busy, Mike. On your way home. And she's tired, and she doesn't want to deal with it, and it's 7.30 at night. I will stump you. You can shop groceries online. That's true. But they're not going to bring it to you in the next half hour. Mikey show. I think he'll live. No, he won't. I was wondering if I could just settle this right now. Everyone's saying they'd give up either TV or driving, right? Right. What about emergencies? My wife will take us. What happens if it was your wife? Call 911. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You call 911. What if it's not life-threatening? Call my parents. Call somebody. Wait a second. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Give me an example. Something that's not life-threatening would be what? They got the flu? They got to go to urgent care? Yeah. Okay, cool.
All you do is call... Hey, Rebecca's mom, come on over. Absolutely. Or you can give up television and take it right away. That's true. I'm good. A lot more reading. You'll be smarter. TV's more important. Yeah, way more important. You can drive to the live... Gotta watch the Idol, dude. Gotta find out what's going on. Now, I will say this. I will say this in terms of my TV watching. Once I gave it up, which is something I never could have imagined in a million years, once I gave it up, I don't care anymore. I mean, it's not even on my radar, the television. But I know how important it was when I used to watch it. So I can understand. You would not be able to watch football. You could go to all the games. Here's what I know, though. Every game. But here's what I know. That's interesting. Here's what I know. Once I gave up the other stuff, if I gave up football, I know I'd eventually be used to it. What are you talking about? You can get used to anything. I think you can also get used to not driving. In our society? Well, I could say the same about TV, right? I just think it's hard with San Diego because everything's on a freeway. It's all spread out. I can figure it out. I'm not even worried about it. Sky, what if you had an urge for Outback?
I don't care. I'll wait. Hey, Bunny Boo. Yeah, Bunny Boo. There's always tomorrow. Like, whatever. Bunny Boo can do it, right? Yeah, he's the best. Mikey Show. Yeah, I was calling about what you guys are talking about right now. Yeah, go ahead. They're talking about how you can get a ride with somebody if you give up your car, but could you go watch TV at somebody else's house? No, you got to give up TV. You're giving up TV. See, because if that were the case, when we were saying, okay, so your significant other is sick, you go, oh, I'll drive their car. I only gave up mine. No, you gave up driving. But see, that's too important to me. Being able to take my kid somewhere, forget it. Taking my wife, taking my kid somewhere, I got to be able to do it. I would give up TV to be able to help my wife if she's sick or help my kid if she's sick, if he's sick. And if I can't get a hold of her mom or whatever, I'd flip me out. My head would be, I'd be a mental case. So I have to. Mikey show. You guys ever heard of a thing called a cab? That's true too. Listen, he talked me back into giving that up. Now, all I have to do if my kid is sick, I call a cab. Never heard of it.
He talked me into it. Hopefully he'll get there right away. That's what I'm saying. We know enough people. If Mike called me. No, you don't. And said, dude, Jake's sick. Can you come over here and give me a ride and take him to the doctor? I would be there in two seconds. I'm a people pleaser, though, and now I know I'm inconveniencing you. Hold on. You would be there in two seconds. You would have to drive all the way. Knowing that you are a driver, I would tell you beforehand. Dude, anytime you need a ride, something like that, call me. Okay, so wait a minute. So it's 4.30 on a Friday. Two seconds you'll be there? Yes. Mike, I'll see you about 7.30 tonight. I hope Jake feels better. Question. Great point. Because the doctor's appointments are at 7.30. And aren't you because of traffic? What are you talking about? Use your brain. You're an idiot. Aren't you mad because you know the only reason you're having to get in the car is because I want to watch Alton Brown. That's a choice he made. I'm all right with it. Rob is freaking out right now. Rob is freaking out. Well, because I've lost my license. It doesn't matter. He drove everywhere. He's not screaming phone calls. He's not doing his job. That's a legend. I'll go to court. It's a legend. Ashley, which one would you give up? I'd give up TV. You would give up TV? Yeah, for sure. But you love TV. It's all right. I haven't been watching it that much lately. Do you have a walkies? Come on. And it's healthier to give up your car.
Yeah, well, that's the thing. I've been thinking about all of this. Go green. Yeah, for sure go green. But the only time that I drive pretty much is to yoga and to work. When it's convenient to me. Is to yoga and to work. But I don't like being out of control. Like things and situations where it's out of my control. So I don't ever want to be put in a situation where I don't have a car, I can't drive. Like that would freak me out. So I need to have my car. This text says, I would rather give up TV. I could still listen to the Chargers and the Padres games on the radio. That's the answer to my... That's the answer to my football thing. I'll be like a little boy on the ground with my hands up to my face, laying on my stomach like Little Orphan Annie listening to an old-fashioned radio. I'll put on a little bow tie. Back on high side. If you're Rob, though, you're traveling to Houston to catch that Texans game every Sunday. Listen, I give up TV. I give up TV. I quit everything, and I follow the Red Sox. That's what I do. How are you going to follow the Red Sox? You got no money. What?
I will do dishes at random cafes around the country to earn gas money if I have to. I'll do a little wager thing. You would never be able to watch Red Sox. P1 Taylor wants to weigh in. Go ahead, Taylor. I would follow them. Yes. I've had to do without both. For long periods of time, I had my license revoked and couldn't get it until the age of 21. And I don't pay for cable. I don't have any TV, no local TV, no antenna. Oh, my God. Nothing. I could fix that problem for you if you want. Wait a second, though, sir. I got to ask you. I got to ask you. See, we got to find something that you actually have right now that you'd be forced to give up because you didn't have it to begin with. You don't even know what you're missing. You don't know what you're missing. We chose to give out cable to save money. Yeah, but the last time you had cable, Kramer vs. Kramer was just coming out on HBO. 570-1053 is our telephone number. Our text number is 35253. When we come back...
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The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. Welcome back. It's the Mikey Show at 721. Well, this is surprising. Very few people showed up to an audition for a reality show looking for Paris Hilton's new best friend. This is going to be a very emotional day for me. Oh, no. The Packers are going to retire Brett Favre's jersey on the home opener in Green Bay. Eddie, how are you even going to... It's the Monday Night Football game. Oh. I'm going to be very emotional that day. That is going to be a very emotional day. Yeah. Oh, my. Well, we have Team Awesome against Team Sass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talk about it. Team Sass is on a roll. You've only won one.
We're on the winning streak. I guess that is a roll of sorts. Look at this. Look at this. There is a new hairstyle going on. And it's just gorgeous. It is just gorgeous. Beautiful. Chantel. Yes. What sparked this change, this curl that you have going on? I just felt like curling my hair. There you go. Now, do you have to put it in some kind of rollers or do you do that with a... Curling iron. Curling iron. There you go. Looks real good. Thank you. So I just found out. Stop. Don't even give it to me today. Don't even. Eddie and Chantel, they have quite a dynamic. You and I are fighting. Whatever. Chantel. Yes. I just found out you're not a Charger girl anymore. I didn't know this. I'm not. I decided not to try out this year. Six years. That's a long time. I think I've done my time. You've done your duty. I'm ready to move on to something new. Yeah. Oh. Now. Are you going to be like Brett Favre on Sunday? You're going to watch TV. You're going to see those girls on the sideline. And it's going to be killing you because you know you could still be there if you wanted to? I don't know. It's a possibility. I'm going to go to the game. So we have season tickets still, my mom and I. So it could possibly happen. And if it does, then next year I'll try. Yeah, you'll do it again. Yeah. There you go. All right. Let's get down to business. This is the way we play this. We ask the guys chick-like questions.
Don't even start. Game face today, baby. Don't even start with me. Game face. Whatever. We ain't losing two in a row. Oh, okay. We asked the chick guy-like questions. Whatever. All right, are you ready? Are you ready? I'm born ready. Ooh, last week you weren't, but we're not going to talk about that. I wasn't born yet. I wasn't born yet. This is a rebirth. I think Team Sass started last time. We did. You did, guys? I think we did. Team Awesome started last time? Yeah, I'm pretty sure we did. All right, let's have Team Sass begin. Really? Ladies? Fix those lips. What are you doing? You and I, this is on. This is a person. It got personal now. Stop it. Love? No. Are you girls ready? Yeah. All right, who do I start with? Sky. All right, Sky. Don't roll your neck at her. I just calmed people out today. Where did you even get that from you? You know, please. Stop. What? You know. Okay. Sky, are you ready? Yes, please. What was the name of the announcer that exclaimed, do you believe in miracles? Yes. In the 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey game. Hockey.
No, no, no. That's not the question. It was a hockey game. It was a hockey game. And they made a movie out of it. And it was a victory. It was a victory over the Soviet Union. Yeah. And there was a movie. I think it was a Disney movie. That's right. It was called Miracle. Yep, it was. Points for us. So who was the person that said, do you believe in miracles? Yes. Still relevant today. That's right. Who said that, Sky? Didn't mean to tell you that. Sky's got a look on her face right now. That says, I'm irritated by the question. There's a little bit of a squint. Do you know this, Chantel? I have no, I wasn't even, 1980, I was just barely coming out the womb. All right. I wasn't born yet. Well, let's think of sports announcers. It wasn't Stuart Scott. All right. Okay. How do you know? How do you know? It could have been. Oh, yeah. It wasn't Kuiper or Kruko. They do the Giants games in the Bay Area. Oh, my God.
Hyper-crucule? That's so stupid. Stop with the giggling. That joke was intended for all that just flew in from Oakland International Airport. And Ronell is the announcer at the stadium. That wasn't her. That's not a sports announcer. Let her work it out. Work it out, Skye. Yes. Work it out. Skye, give me a guess. It wasn't Josh Lewin. Okay. Andy Rooney, Mike. Andy Rooney. That is an odd guess, Skye. It's okay. And incorrect. It's okay. That's weird. It was Al Michaels that said it. I thought it was a good guess. Never heard of that person. Monday Night Football. Never heard of that person. Monday Night Football. No, I promise, never. Already forgotten. Al Michaels and John Madden, they are the announcers on Monday Night Football. Wow. That was a legend. That's right. I would say that as well. Me neither. That is shocking. Al Roker. Let's go. He's on the morning, right? Let's go over to Team Awesome. Eddie, do you begin? Awesome!
I'll lead off today. Come on, dude. Eddie, what kind of product does the company always make? Eddie looks a little bit... What's the hand movements? What's that doing? You catching things? I'm wondering. Eddie is thinking... He's got it. I don't know if it's... Butter? I can't believe it's not butter. No, no, no. Definitely not that. Tampons or maxi pads. Yeah. I thought they're kind of the same thing. I think. I don't know. This guy says they're not the same thing. They're not. They're not. Maxi pads. That is correct. Sit down. Sit down. I knew what those were. You buy them often. I know. It's okay. I buy them for Ashley to put under her arms. That was below the belt. For the benefit of those that have only been listening the last three seconds, let's review the score. Somebody could have just tuned in. I don't know. Just in case you are, Team Awesome is leading one to nothing. Let's go over to Chantel. Now what? Have you gotten one question right in this game? I have. Thank you. Don't make us bring back.
Check the tape. Don't. Trying to focus here. Chantel. Yes. Your question is. Yes. What was Jesse Ventura's famous line in the movie Predator? And it's a multiple choice question. Oh, you're lucky. It's a multiple choice question. Thank the Lord on this one. What was Jesse Ventura's famous line in the movie Predator? Was it, I ain't got time to bleed. Or was it, smile, you son of a. Or was it, my prediction, pain? It's not B. Look it out. Look it out, girl. Your official answer. Stop it. Leave her alone. Gosh. One more time. A and C. A and C. A is, I ain't got time to bleed. And C is, my prediction, pain. Wow, Chantel even mouthed it with me.
Wow. I'm trying to, you know, what would I feel? What would I say? Now, what would you say at that moment? What would your motivation be? If you were Jesse. If you were Jesse, the bodybuilder. Pain. I'd say C. That is incorrect. Shut up. You are the worst. Was it A? The answer is A. Dang it, that was the worst. The answer is A. The answer is A. You were almost there, Chantel. You were the worst. You were almost there. You were close. You were close. Dang it. I knew it was one of the two. You need to retire from this game, too. I'm not retiring. I'm ready to retire. You don't tell him. You know what? Come on, Riz. Don't leave it. Put him in the ground. Whatever. You laughing at me? Boston Rob. Don't take it from you. Boston Rob. Put him away, dude. Are you ready? Yes, I am. Boston Rob, what are toe separators used for? Oh, my God. That's kinky. What are toe separators used for? Hold on, hold on, hold on. There's no way he knows this. Are you serious? There's no way he knows this. He's got it. I can't see his face. Because he's got his hands on his head. I want to see you. Last week, my fiance had these things in her toes, and I was making fun of her. You got it, bro. What was she doing? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm painting your toenails, right? That is correct. Yeah. There's plenty of everything.
That was cheating. The guy is rocking back and forth in that chair going, that is cheating. That is cheating. And Mike said that's what you should. He could just be tuning in. Stop it. Stop it. What's the score? What was she doing? Oh, yeah. It just came to him like a light bulb. There it is. Whatever. For the benefit of those of you that just started listening, maybe just got in your car. It came to me like a light bulb. And you're listening to this going, I don't know who's ahead. Yeah, who's ahead, Mike? Team Awesome's ahead two to nothing. Holy cow. Okay. Awesome. We got one more question, then we go to break. We come back. We do round two. Get him, Ash. Come on, Ashley. Ashley. Yo. Your question is, who did Hulk Hogan body slam and defeat for the first time at WrestleMania 3 in front of a record-breaking audience? So easy. Probably the easiest question we've ever asked. Oh, really? Yeah. Everybody knows this. Ask me something about GLOW. Wasn't that the girl wrestling? Yeah.
Who did Hulk Hogan body slam and defeat for the first time at WrestleMania 3 in front of a record-breaking audience? Ashley might have this. She's got a boyfriend. She is, right now, she's got like kind of one eyebrow raised. Uh-oh, it turned. Now, crinkled nose. Crinkled nose. She's thinking. Now, uh-oh, eyes squeeze shut. Showing the teeth. She's burying the teeth. Who's his biggest rival? Yeah, who's his biggest rival? She's thinking about it. She did have a brother. She grew up with a brother. He had a rival. Your brother had a rival. It was you. Ashley's thinking? I don't know. Although I'm sure when you say it, I will have heard it. Take a guess. Cyclone. No, no. Back in the day, Cyclone kicked ass. My default answer whenever it's like what god or what wrestler or what, you know. No, it was... Greek God or whatever. I always say Cyclone. The Greek God Cyclone? Yes. It's my default answer for that crap. What is it? It was Andre the Giant. Oh, come on. I didn't know that, but I asked my head. Chantel knew that too. She was going to say that. You girls, you are so ridiculous. Love, Tom and Princess Bride. Mm-hmm. Shawnee, oh boy. Yeah. All right, Sean. I mean, really, stick the fork in them.
Get it. I'm going to tell you how much I don't know this answer or whatever is that I'm going to struggle asking the question pronouncing this name. Oh, that's the best. Perfect. We're in big trouble. Shawnee, what actress played Wilhelmina Slater on Ugly Betty? What actress plays Wilhelmina Slater on Ugly Betty? They are. I'm going down a list. No, I know. It's just ironic. Mike? Yes. Is it Vanessa Williams? That is correct, Sean. It is Vanessa Williams. This is a tough one. What if somebody's just tuning in? Shut up, Mike. Shut it, Mike. I'm just... If somebody is just tuning in... No one's tuning in. No one's tuning in. They probably want to know that... No, they don't. Score is Team Awesome 3 and Team South nothing. Eddie just curtsied for Chantel and stuff. Whatever. You guys should be taking away the right to vote. Wow! Oh, my God. I mean, I listen six days a week. You guys are awesome.
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So mommy in the book gets a tummy tuck, a nose job, and implants. And there's illustrations. I mean, your boobs are huge. And then, of course, in the end of the book, mommy is even more beautiful than before. I'm not down with that. I'm not down with that part. It was originally called Horton Sees a Boob. Now back to the Mikey Show. Rock. 105.3. For the Mikey Show, it is 7.42. The Center for Disease Control says that this is the worst flu season in years. The Padres and Rockies just wrapped up their game. They went 22 innings, 6 hours, 16 minutes, and the Rockies won 2-1 last night. Our text number is 35253. Just got a text that said, Hey, Mikey, I just tuned in three seconds ago. What's happening on the air? Oh, really? Wow. You did get a text. Sounds legitimate. Yeah. And since you asked, we're doing the Battle of the Sexes. Shut up, Eddie. Yeah, really. Team Awesome is winning three to nothing right now. Oh, wow. So we got every question right. So we got every question right. And they got every question wrong. And they got every question wrong. And I just helped them beat. Next text here says, Mikey, wait, wait, what's the score again, please? Really? Well, since you texted and asked. I love it. I love it.
Team Austin has got three points and Team South's got nine. Yeah, Cyclone. Awesome. That's right. Welcome back. If you missed it, Ashley says that that is her default answer. When she doesn't know something, she just answers Cyclone. It's one of those questions that's like, what is the Greek god or what's the name of the wrestler? One of those type of questions is medieval. One of these days, it'll be like, what's a natural disaster in Australia? And you're going to get it right. You're going to get that answer right. There you go. All right, let's go to Team Sass. Hey, you got to snap out. This could be the comeback of all times. Come on, Skye. It could. You don't know. Skye, it's a multiple choice. Oh, thank you. In the Austin Powers franchise, what woman did not play one of Austin's love interests? Was it, oh, Skye's got gritted teeth. Like, okay. She was probably high through all these babies. Well, yeah, I haven't seen all of them in the ones I did see. I was very bakes. Skye in the Austin Powers franchise. What woman did not play one of Austin's love interests? Was it A, Heather Graham? B, Courtney Cox? Or C, Elizabeth Hurley? Was it A, Heather Graham?
She was definitely in the movie, Heather Graham. I know that. B, Courtney Cox. Or C, Elizabeth Hurley. You got it. I know you do. Yeah, you for sure do. It's between the last two. What? And Elizabeth Hurley is a lot sexier than Courtney Cox. So I would assume that Courtney Cox was not in the Austin Powers movies. You are correct. Sky worked it out, dog. You are not allowed to do that. Oh, I thought I was with you. No, no, no. Eddie, rethink that. No. Love it. No. All right, back over to Team Awesome. Eddie, this question is for you. Eddie, what do you use a flat iron for? You got it, bro. Eddie is rubbing his nose knowingly. Eddie knows everything. A two-year-old knows this. Yeah, he does. A two-year-old? I doubt it. A flat iron is used to straighten your hair. That is correct, Eddie. That is correct, Eddie. Sit down. Sit down, Eddie. And it's not okay. I was going to say, your hands on your hips like that is not a good sign. Not a good look. Not a good look. You just can't handle it. I just got an email. No, you did not. Fine, I'll delete it. Yeah, do so. Thank you. It's probably important. No, it's not. Wait a minute. I just got an instant message, though. What? What does it say?
It says, hey, Mikey. Shut up. This is Ashley's Pugly using her computer at home. Whoa. And I just tuned in. What's happening on the air? Whatever. Fill that thing in. The score is Team Awesome 4. Team Sass won. We now go back to Team Sass. When Eddie comes up missing, it wasn't me. I'm just saying. Chantel, are you ready? Chantel. Chantel. Yes. How did Spider-Man get his powers? Chantel still got a smile. She's still got a smile. Chantel still got a smile. Chantel is now using her hand to spray a web and she's spraying Eddie. Stop it. Let's just say I've never seen any of the Spider-Men. Oh, no. But.
She knows guys. She's met men before in her life. A couple. She's had conversations with a man. I'm not about Spider-Man. Come on. Come on, girl. Spider-Man got his powers from working out. Oh, no. You've got to be kidding me. Let's think about it. Wait, let me think about it. He got bit by a spider. You are coming out. Oh, wait a second. Oh, wait a second. I'm too complete. Don't make me do it. That's not entirely true. You got bit by a radioactive spider. You got bit by a spider. Come on. Stop it. Lots of people get bit by spiders. Have you been bit by a spider before? I've been bitten by a spider. Are you Spider-Man? Yes, I am.
I just gave you my win. Team Awesome. It's like saying the Hulk got his powers from taking an x-ray. Stop it. Well, he did. No. No, he did not. It was an overdose of gamma radiation. All right, Boston Rob. That is wrong. Chill out. Boston Rob, are you ready? Yeah, I am. Don't mess around, Rob. I'm not. Boston Rob, what to? Major actresses played the lead sister roles of Jillian and Sally in Practical Magic. What the hell? Like the chicks in this room, it's so weird. They perked up like, oh, I know this. That's a movie? How do girls know that? I thought it was a TV show. What two major actresses played the lead sister roles of Jillian and Sally? Impractical magic. Eddie knows. What are you doing? He is now willing it. He's trying to will it over to Boston Rob via mind control. He's looking at Boston Rob. Eddie's got his index finger to his temple. Give it to him, dude. He is squinting. I'm not getting anything. Practical magic. That was a movie in the late 80s, 90s.
Take your time, Rob. Were they sisters in real life? I don't know. This helps because the only sister actors I know are Tia and Tamara from Sister Sisters. That is incorrect, actually, Rob. That's incorrect. Well done. Rob, it was actually Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock who played those roles. The girls are making a comeback. That's what we do. It is. When you think we're out, we're right on in. That's right. It's something like that. Ashley, are you ready? Yes. Yes. Ashley in South Park. What is Stan's last name? Ashley's got a smile. She's thinking. Stan. Oh, no. That's not a good sign. I don't like that tone. Stan question mark is not a good. Give her a second. Stan Cyclone. Wait, last name? Mike, was it Stan the man? Stop it. I mean, I know Cartman and Kenny. What do you want? What was Stan's last name in South Park? You got it. No. Of course, I don't know this one. I've known the past two that were asked. Stan Humphrey. Oh, that is incorrect. Good try.
It was Stan Marsh. No. Who is that? That's Stan. Last question. Rub it in, Sean. Shawnee, oh boy. Rub it in. Whatever. Shut up. Salt in the wound. Now, Ashley, don't say that this is an unfair question because Sean knows about. In standard bra sizing, what is one up from double A? And just because he's put one on a time or two. Oh, it's more than a time or two. Sean, I didn't even get the facts. Sean. Sorry, Sean. One up. One up from double A. Meaning one larger, I would assume. I guess that would be A. Sean, that is correct. Wow. That was so hard. This is a destruction. What's two more plus two? Yeah, exactly. This is a destruction. Whatever. It was not. It really was. It was not. We only missed one question. Sorry. Practical magic. Who knew? The men have won again. Wow. It's okay. Ladies and gentlemen.
Team Awesome is really starting to make this. Shut up. Whatever. Text us at 35253. And call us at 5701053. So you guys are not going to believe this, but after two years in jail, they have now made a new ruling on that Marine widow. You know, the guy, the lady that killed her husband. With the poisoning, it was on Dateline NBC. It's a big story here in San Diego. New ruling? What have they decided? I'll tell you after this. This is The Mikey Show. Hey, I love The Mikey Show. You know what? You guys are awesome. Every day. Thank you, brother. My name is Lisa, and I'm a Starbucks regular. My girlfriends and I will get together at Starbucks and just kind of hang out and girl talk.
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Through a charity, which will be delivered to a needy family in the third world. Sean. Don't make me laugh with your insults. Boston Rob. Am I just an idiot? He's that clear. And Ashley. I use a lot of toilet paper. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. Welcome back to The Mikey Show. It's 8 o'clock. David Hasselhoff has agreed to pay his ex 25 grand a month in alimony and child support. Aztecs guard Kelvin Davis has been diagnosed with Hodgkin's lymphoma. Some text messages we're getting at 35253. Mikey, the only reason Team Awesome won is because the questions were easy. Team Sass has hard questions. Team Awesome cheats. P1 Cookie Monster. Hey, Mikey, this is the Greek God Cyclone. I'm just tuning in.
What was the final score of Battle of the Sexes? Well, since he's asking. It's actually Team Awesome won. Yeah, we did. Easily. We'll get you next week. Mikey, I am so proud to be a man. Go Team Awesome. That's P1 Bert. Welcome back to the show. Our phone over here is 570-1053. There was an earthquake this morning in Illinois. What weird is that? That's crazy. How big was it? It was a 5.4. Oh, good one. Yeah. Yeah. They say people as far north as Chicago felt it and as far west as St. Louis also felt the quake. No immediate reports of damage or anything. But wow, wouldn't expect that. So Jenna Jameson is getting out of the porn industry. And what is do you know what she's going to do, Sky? Like, what's her plan now? No, I just recall, you know, her thing. I'm I'm done. You know, I'm getting out of the biz.
This is, she went on the TV show, The View. Oh, our favorite. Wow. Jenna Jameson went on the TV show, The View. I'm surprised those ladies have her as a guest. I know, like you would think that they would despise her. They would turn their nose up at her. Absolutely. Cut 19. You think it's going to be really hard to transition? Is guys on The View now? That's looking. Can you ever get over it? Oh, for goodness sake. I'm not really sure. I'm sure that no matter what I do, there's always going to be people that introduce me as former porn star. And I'm OK with that. I think I made that decision to be a porn star early on and I knew I'd have to live with it. No, it wasn't really about the money. It was more about the fame, I think. And I saw an opening to become. a superstar through this vehicle, and I did it. Huh. Yeah, they sounded like they were being all right with her. Yeah. Interesting. Let's see. This is, oh, they start asking her about, you know, she's very thin. Oh, yeah. That's weird. She's very thin. Looks like a different human being. Yes. Cut 20. Ask me something that's been in the news about you, and that is that you left porn because of your health and because you were so very thin.
And that perhaps, you know, that word anorexic. Well, how do you answer the fact that how is your health? And you are very thin. Oh, yes, I'm thin. Isn't that great? No. Listen, I don't believe in all the rumors. Pause. Awesome. What? Great answer. Right? Yeah. So she doesn't believe it. No. She's heard it too, but she's just not buying it. Like at first she was like, eh. Maybe. And then she's like, no, I don't believe that. I'm not buying it. Yeah. Yeah, in the beginning, maybe you buy into it, but ultimately you have to make a decision that, no, I don't believe the rumors. I'm not anorexic. That is interesting. Unpause. I don't believe in all the rumors. In today's world, everybody worries about whether or not they're heavy, whether they're thin. For me, it was about getting healthy. I went through a really hard time about two years ago. I had a miscarriage. I was diagnosed with malignant melanoma. I had to have surgery. I then sold my company. Ended up having to get a divorce. And this was all in a span of about nine months.
It wreaked havoc on me. And, you know, I got down to about 92 pounds. It was terrible. But that's how I dealt with stress was not eating. So now I'm, you know, on the road to recovery and I'm happy. I have a great man and I'm going to dominate mainstream. So she was 92 pounds and she wasn't eating, but she wasn't anorexic. That's weird. Okay. Well. The term recovery usually, the word recovery indicates that there's recovery from something. And the something, I mean, she looks real thin. It's too bad somebody can't get a hold of her and say, and that's the case. You know what though, man? It's anybody that has that. I don't know that somebody can actually get a hold of you.
You have to go, oh, I don't want this. Yeah, it's like any other thing. You kind of have to hit rock bottom on your own, figure it out, want to get help for yourself. Yeah, and in that case, what is it? Because, you know, you can't, like, if you've got a problem with drinking, you can get a DUI that can wake you up. But what will happen if you have an eating disorder, maybe, like, something with your health? Hospitalized. Yeah, hospitalized. Organs start to fail. And it wakes you up and you go, I got an issue. Yeah. So before we went to break, I told you about this thing with this. Now, you've seen this story in San Diego. It's the Marine that died. They arrested his wife. This is the lady that got the boob job. Yes. So the Marine dies. The story is she's poisoned him and she gets like money, insurance money after he dies. And one of the first things that she's doing is getting extravagant things for herself, including a boob job. And then we hear that she's going partying and sleeping around and, yeah, all that stuff. So check this out. Here is the DA explaining why they are releasing her and all charges have been dropped. Cut 46. Dr. Kosnett said, based on his review, that he could not conclude by reasonable medical certainty that Mr. Sommer had been poisoned by arsenic.
So they're letting her go. Yeah. But she's been in jail for two years and four months already on this. That's crazy. She was actually found guilty and she could have a mandatory life sentence. But then she got a retrial because her attorney was found to be kind of incompetent and messed up her trial. So she was awaiting a retrial when they tested more tissue. And the first test for the first trial showed the past, the Marine who died, that there was, in his liver, there was arsenic 1,020 times above the normal level. When they tested the tissue here for the second trial, they found no arsenic. In the tissue. For real? What is that about? Yeah, what is that about? Yeah, they don't know. But this chick's been behind bars for the last two years and four months. I wonder if there's any precedent for that. In other words, I wonder if there's precedent for arsenic disappearing in the system after a certain amount of time. Or if there's precedent the other way of, no, actually, after 40 years, you're still able to find it. And we have documented cases of 40 years later exhuming bodies and being able to find arsenic in it. That's crazy! That's crazy.
Yeah, so she's going to go free, right? Yeah, she walked out of the jail in Santee, Las Colinas. Las Colinas. Colinas. Last night. Yeah. What a trip, man. Yeah, that story is gigantoid in San Diego. Other stuff. You know, I've talked about in the past, I've talked about how I am waiting for the day that there's no wires behind all the junk in my entertainment system. I can't wait until there's no more wires. It's awful. I can't wait until everything in the world doesn't have wires. And I think that we're headed there. But I was thinking about it and I'm like, I don't know that I've ever asked all of you guys. And it doesn't have to be, obviously, it doesn't have to be electronics. Just what stuff in the future would you love to see happen? What are you waiting for? What do you want to see? 570-1053. Like Jetson style? Anything. Oh, yeah, buddy. Something in the future that could...
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sleep train mattress centers. We've got a few tough spots on our freeways out here this morning. Right now, the westbound 52 suffering as you come into Tierra Santa. That's a slow ride up to an accident involving a motorcycle here in Kearney Mason near a convoy. Looks like they've got that just about out of lanes, but a traffic alert isn't affected by you to avoid that stretch if you possibly can. If you're heading westbound on the 8th freeway out of East County, you're good to go, man, all the way into Mission Valley. A few brake lights around Hotel Circle, though. The west 94, that's a nice looking ride as well. Just a brief slowdown in the downtown. Things out of the South Bay aren't too bad on the 5. The 805, however, is backing up from Plaza Boulevard up past Market Street. And then it crawls out of Kearney Mesa approaching the 163. That's a bit of a tough one coming up into the Golden Triangle right around Governor Drive before it lets you loose. Looking nice, though, out of Escondido. South 15 looking clear just a minor delay through Carmel Mountain Ranch. And the south on the side of the 5 staying heavy, though, out of Lucania and towards Solana Beach. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey. What's up? It's P1 Matt. I just want to thank you for hooking me up with Sleep Train. Went there two days ago. We got a Stearns and Foster just like you and went to Santee Sleep Train. We got the bed for a price that I can't even mention on the radio. And then they gave us all the accessories, the sheets, a really nice bed frame, the mattress cover, you name it, everything half off. You slept on it yet? No, we get it delivered tonight. Lucky. Can't wait.
I love it, dude. We didn't get the exact same one you got. They showed me the one you got, but we got one of the other Sturdens and Vosters, and they're all nice. They're so awesome. That's awesome, dude. That makes me happy. Call me back and tell me tomorrow morning how your first night's sleep was on that sleep chain mattress. Yeah, I might have to take Friday off. I'll be feeling too rested. I'll have to go take an exercise. Or maybe we can join them. Yeah. For a nap. Is it cool if we come over and take a nap later? Let's not. Yeah, the show. We got the California King. It's big enough for everybody. There you go. Thank you for the call. You guys having a killer time? Boons. Thank you. Sleep Train's your ticket to a better night's sleep. Hey guys, it's Dr. Wayne calling. Hey, Dr. Wayne. Our new friend, Dr. Wayne. He's a very uncomfortable caller. You know, I'm a chiropractor here in the area. Yeah. Servicing young men and women. Seth, you get that Polaroid camera I sent over there last week? What? He was talking about how he likes photography. I just want to send him over. He's never said that he likes photography. Oh, that's right. That was Boston Rob that said that. No, he never said that either.
Oh, that's fine. I mean, if that doesn't want the Polaroid, you can just send it back or keep it or take a picture, you know, you or yourself or whatever. I got to go play my Xbox 360 now and throw back some beers with the Playboy magazine. I'll talk to you guys a little bit later on. He's Mikey. The Mikey Show continues. Rock 105.3. It's the Mikey Show at 8.16. Playboy says that they want to do a Girls of Olive Garden edition. That is hot. All right, Rob, Manny Ramirez hits home runs 494 and 495 of his career, leading Boston to a win over the Yankees. Our text number is 35253. And our phone number is 5701053. Now, the question that we asked was, what would you want to see in the future? Like, what, if you could see something happen in the future, what would it be? Oh, so much. Eddie, what do you got? Dude, there's two for sure. And I am having trouble just picking one. It's either the flying car, which I think is awesome, or teleportation. I gotta go with teleportation. You can just go anywhere. That would be rad. You guys can just throw them out, by the way, on the show. You can just say, if you have one, go ahead. Don't wait for me to call on. If you got something good, let me know. I got one. Let's talk about teleportation, by the way.
Go any further. I think about this a lot. Because this is what I want to know about teleportation. Okay. Eddie. Yeah. Let's say you are the person that invents it. Okay. Oh, good job, man. I'm so proud of you. You now get to decide how much it's worth. So what I want you to answer me is, how much is it to teleport on Eddie Teleportation Service, which is the only service that exists? At this point, it's your technology. Oh, so it's kind of like taking a flight. Like it's not like this is something everyone possesses. Like this is a service. It's a service, which I believe it will be if it ever happens, you know. He's probably right. All right. So Eddie has invented it. And I want to know how much is it to teleport from my home in San Diego to my relative's home in Boston? So this is brand new. Brand new. My initial price? Yes. $5,000. Really? Wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. What are we talking? A round trip or one way? It's a good deal, I think. Now, see, I think you're richer if you price it just below. Well, this is initial. I'm testing the market. Well, how much would it take to, like, have, and I don't know, maybe you guys don't know this, but if you wanted to charter a private plane from here to Boston? Oh.
It would be a lot. It would be, in fact, I can tell you because somebody was telling me the price. Oh, okay. I can tell you. To charter a plane from Los Angeles to New York City, $60,000. Yeah, Eddie, I think you can get more for your... No, I can't. But I want to get a lot of customers. And I think I'm pricing it just to the point of where people will do it because it's instant. You get there instantly. Are there any weird side effects? No. Okay. Now, what about this? Sometimes your clothes don't work. Not everybody... It's a little thing I added. Okay. I don't see that. Or they're backwards when you arrive at the other end. Yeah, this is funny. And you can take stuff with you. You know, you can take your luggage. You can do all that, right? Separate fee for a certain amount of bags, you know. The teleportation machine can only take so much. Oh, okay. Sorry, guys. All right. Yeah, you have to inject more matter into the stream. Okay, thank you. Sean helped develop it. Oh, really? And I was there, too.
No, you weren't. Yeah, I wasn't. He was the guinea pig. You're like a rat. P1 Shan just texted us, I would like to see a total body hair removal pod that you can stand in and have your head out and all your body hair is removed. No more back hair for guys. This one says, voluntary microchipping for quick recovery of lost and exploited children. That's P1 Mom. Wow. This one says, I would like to see an attachment for women that makes them reasonable and accountable like a man. Oh, shut up. That will never be invented. That will not happen. Whatever. Mikey, how about cars that don't need gasoline and can last for a lifetime? There it is. Very nice. We're going to take your calls too at 570-1053. An elevator that takes you to space. P1 Ruster Bust. An elevator? An elevator. Why would you want an elevator? Because you could see out. It would be a glass elevator. What is this? Yeah, Willy Wonka. Come on. 5701053. Anybody else on the show? I got one. What do you got, Ash? I got one. I got one. Go ahead. Since I was little, it's been a dream of mine to one day be like how in the Jetsons when they're getting ready in the morning and they just like jump in that little thing and then they come out the other side.
and they're dressed, and they're ready, and their teeth are brushed, and their hair's done, and they're looking good. That is so sick. I would not want that. I would get anything for that. I enjoy the process. It's like why I watched the show growing up. You like that? Because I thought that was so cool. Skye, what would yours be? I have two. One, I would like food to be in pill form. What? What? You are out of your game. Why? I do. I do. Why? You don't enjoy the taste of stuff? Skye. Occasionally, but deciding what you're going to eat and then trying to eat a well-balanced meal. Isn't that available now, though? Seriously. Isn't that available now? Well, no. You can take a pill and get... When you're taking the pill, does it just give you... Like the protein and the calories? Or do you actually, when you have it in your mouth, do you taste what you're eating? I don't need to taste it. I just want to be full and I just want to get all the stuff, the vitamins. What I do want. Without doing any work. That the Jetsons did is they like would dial a keypad and then out of some, you know, their belt, your meal would come.
So you never would have to shop again. You just dial up, you know, like, I want meatloaf, potatoes, and peach cobbler. And then, bam, there it goes. So sweet. Totally, Sean. Yep. What's the biggest thing that we hate today in our daily lives? Like, what could we do without the most? What could we do without the most? I would say traffic. Oh, yeah. Well, even your pod would work. Your transporter. Waiting, like the DMV or the doctors. Imagine if to get to work this morning, none of us had to be on the freeway. All we have to do is go into a room in our house that looks like the poo closet that we all go in in our bathroom or whatever. It's called a water closet. I thought that was the poo closet. It must be what I do. You've got to clean that floor. You know what I'm saying? You could go into some room in your home and you sit down. and suddenly you're sitting down on a chair at work. Yeah, but you like the experience of driving. I do. So if you like that, that flying car, man, that's sweet. Well, here'd be the deal. Well, that's flying. See, I like driving. I like the traction involved. You're driving. Yeah, but you got no... You do. Eddie, crazy driver. You got the air whatever. Yeah. Feels like air, though. Air resistance. Yeah. Feels like air. It's like flying. You'll like it. You'll like it. I'll try it.
I also want to be able to communicate with animals in the future. That's important to me too. I do. Like you could put on like a baseball cap and you put on a baseball cap on them and you could do it. Hey, however you want to make it work, but I just want to be able to communicate with animals and find out what's going on. Well, they can't though. They don't have the brain power. Yes, they do. Yeah, they don't have thoughts or feelings. Yes, they do. They just go, sausages, sausages. Sausages. Sausages. That's all you hear. Sausages. You don't know that. See, until someone invents it, we don't know. Sausages. Come on. All right, Eddie. Skye, what if that's all you heard? Sausages. Sausages. Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk. My cats would have something to say. Sausages. Ashley's food. Mikey, I want the Star Trek replicator. What's that? Also, the holograph room. I have no idea what that is. I have no idea what either thing is. I don't know what a replicator is. I don't know what a holograph room is. The replicator is, you know, it's a variant of the food replicator where you can actually make things just by rearranging matter in the air. Greetings, Sean. What's the holograph room?
That's where you, it's kind of like a 3D environment, a virtual environment, but you can also interact with things. It actually, again, rearranges matter and creates solid objects around you. Oh, sorry I asked. Oh, really? No, no, Sean, I was just, that was rude. I was just, no, Sean, I'm sorry. That was really rude. I'm glad you're sorry you asked. P1 Pons. No, P1 Pons. I'm glad you're sorry I spoke. P1 Pons. P1 Pons. Yeah. Hey, guys, I'm not so scientific. I don't have so many wants. I would just like to see a Super Bowl banner in Qualcomm Stadium. That would be nice. That would be nice, man. As long as we're looking into the future. It's got to happen someday. That'd be nice. Not necessarily. P1 Rob. Yeah, P1 Rob. I'm not trying to shoot for the stars, bro. I just don't want to carry my keys or my wallet anymore. I like that. What would they do? Like, how would you be able to drive? Thumbprint, bro. Thumbprint for everything. That's cool. I'm in. So you can't ever, nobody could steal your car. And you know what? That would almost eliminate...
Somebody, like, carjacking you. Like, if you got out of your car and somebody... But you can steal fingerprints. I mean, don't you go to the movies? You'd have to be, like, you know, the guy from Seven. No, you just get, like, somebody's wine glass and, oh, here, there's a little tape on it. Oh, it'd be too easy to do that. Or, like, an eye scan. The retina scan. No more Vons card, no more Ralph's card, no more Costco card, everything. Sky's right, though. How easy... You know people being scams. Yeah, like a DNA check. P1 Danny. Hey, what's up, guys? What's up, man? Hoverboards. Ever since I saw Back to the Future 2. I hate hoverboards. What's a hoverboard? I agree. I think they have them. No, they don't. What is it? Not like that one. What is a hoverboard? It's like a board you stand on. It's a skateboard that you hover on. And it hovers, and then you go places. Yeah, that'd be cool, because then you don't fall off of it as easily. Like the reason you fall off now, right, is because you don't have balance or whatever. Gravity. I just figured that out. It's actually that the gravity brings you to the ground. I didn't even realize that. Mikey, instead of solar panels on a home, solar shingles. They have those.
That way the entire roof can be covered in stylish and appearance. They have those. Yeah, you can see a development that has them right off the 50th. Sky, you just made someone really happy. Dude, it's awesome. Yeah, and it blends like right in with your tiles. But it's probably like a million dollars. No, no. It's about the same price. No, it's actually half a million. It's not bad. Thank you, Al Gore. That's a great product. Mikey, something to instantly brush your teeth would be nice. What? That's P1 Shawna. Yeah, something that would instantly brush your teeth, like one of those little Listerine strips. You put it in there, though. Your teeth are, like, all clean and flossed. It's too easy. I'd like that. Let's see. P1 Ponce, are you there? Yes, I am. What would you like? You know what I would like to see is time travel. That'd be nice. So you could go back in time and change an event. Or go to the future. That's too messy. That gets messy. How so, guys? Well, because you're changing stuff. Like, if you change one little thing in the past, it could affect everything in the future. Like, everything would change in the future because of one little event in the past. You get it, Mike. Thank you. Let's see. P1 Justin says he would finally like to see something with listening to the Mikey show. What would it be? Listen to the show past San Clemente.
That'd be nice. It'd be nice if in the future, you could look into the future and that's what you have. The Mikey Show past San Clemente. There should be a thing that in your car, you dial whatever city and whatever radio station you want to listen to and you can listen to it everywhere. Dude, there should be a thing. I'm so in on that. And know what else I'm in on? I would like for there to be a, like... voice-activated thing where you're in your car, you're listening to the radio, you hear something really funny or something you really like, and you go back, back, back. And the more times you say back, you go... Sausages. Sausages. I would also like... I have a lot of car stuff. Really? I have a lot of car stuff. I would also like to be in my car... And I say to my wife, hey, babe, you heard that new song from so-and-so? Uh-uh. Download it real quick. That'd be cool. And you go on your radio and you download whatever song you want. I want to be able to call my TiVo from wherever I am and say, record blah, blah, blah. Oh, dude. Yes. You cannot do that now? You can't do that with a phone? No, you got to use your remote. I know you can do it on the internet. Yeah. You can do it on the internet. You can right now tell your TiVo to do something. You can tell your TiVo to start taping right this second on the internet.
I did not know that. But the phone would be awesome because you could be... Yeah, I want to be able to call my house and be like, hey, TiVo, record Ultimate Fighter. I want sunglasses. I have something similar to that. It's called Rebecca. And the way that it looks... I want sunglasses with a TV on one side. Can you imagine how distracting that would be? Oh, my God. No, no, no. People driving into each other all over the 15. People couldn't see. Sorry, I was watching Judge Judy. What about autopilot for your car? Oh, thank you, dude. I thought cruise control was that, and I was wrong. Yeah, it would eliminate drunk driving. Like, if you had been out partying all night long, you could get totally loaded. Oh, my God, they have something like that. It's called a cab. Yeah, that's true. Bunch of jerks out there. They do. Hey, you got to live and you learn. This is my opportunity to tell everyone. You can watch TV in your car. Okay, I'm in. P1, anything with TV. TV should be everywhere too, by the way. What do you mean? I agree with that. No, I mean like. They should have it in like motels, you know? I mean like my sunglass thing, you know what I mean? Get out of here. Okay. No, dude, what I meant was like they should have it in milk jugs, pieces of cheese, things like that. No, but have you noticed now when you go to the like.
What are these shopping places? Vons and Albertsons and stuff? I think they're called shopping malls or whatever. And the gas stations, they have like TVs going to like the certain shows. I love that. That's awesome. I'm saying everywhere you go. That's right. You're going up an escalator TV right there. Mikey's show, hello. That's the Sox game. Hello. P1 Johnny. What do you use it for? Hey, Mikey. Good morning. Good morning. Hey, you know, did you see 60 Minutes about the cure for cancer they're coming up with right now? No. The guy has created through microwave transmission with radio waves. He actually can heat up nanoparticles of platinum and gold that have been attached to antibodies in a person's body. And they'll go out and search all the cancer cells, embed the platinum, the nanoparticles, and then it will boil those cancer cells and eliminate the cancer from your entire body. A person did that? And that's coming out. That was on 60 Minutes last week. Did you see it? Uh-uh. Yep, that's what's happening. And hopefully it will be happening in the next two to three years with all the FDA approval. Can you imagine? And just so we're not jerks, of course, in the future we want to cure cancer and AIDS and hunger and poverty and all that. That's pretty cool, though, with what this guy's talking about. That's crazy. I mean, what if that works? Awesome! I mean, granted, I thought of that a long time ago. Has anybody seen I Am Legend?
Think about it. Exactly. Oh, no. What if? Yeah, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Remember those little things were like Ashley's dog in those little cages and he was putting his finger up to it. I haven't seen it. I don't know the reference. Ashley's dog. That's like a nice one. It's a super sweet little dog. He had it in this thing, Ash, and it was the saddest thing. It was a monster. Mikey, I hope I never see flying cars unless there's a device that automatically applies makeup without taking concentration. Bless you, Sky. Mikey, I know it's a long shot, but in the future, I wish that the Padres would spend some money on legitimate players. Stop it. I mean, that's thinking way too funny. It's just getting ridiculous. What if you had a thing where you could just stick your face in and bam, your makeup's on? Yeah. Would you want that? Yeah, like, you know what? Okay, here's how I would make that. I'm going to improve upon your idea. I like your idea. Here's what it is. You put your makeup on perfectly one time. Yeah. And then it copies it. Yeah. So that it's your style. I love it. And you can change it whenever you want. You go, you know what? I like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can set it to horror if you want to.
This guy's got a genius one. Line four? Yeah. Mikey Show, P1 Renegade Robot. Hey, Mikey, a remote finder for your TV, like a pager for your phone? I've been thinking about it for years. 100,000 people must have thought of that. What do you mean? Like, all right, so, yeah, yeah. In instance, you lose your remote, you press a button on your TV, and the remote starts beeping in the other room or wherever it is. You know how if you have a portable phone? They have that for keys. Yeah. They have key finders like that. They do? Why wouldn't you just put that on your remote? Do they have this? Yeah. Okay, I got another one, guys. What? Place that makes burgers. What you do is you make, you put these arches on the front of the place that makes it distinguish and stand out. Great show, everybody. Great show. Are you a dude? Is your favorite Bond Timothy Dalton? Then you are not a dude. Have you ever used your only toothbrush to clean a steelhead trout? Very good. You are a dude.
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Heading south of the 15, coming out of Escondido, moving right along. Just a brief delay through Carmel Mountain Ranch. The westbound 56 also sees a slowdown still from Rancho Santa Fe Farms through Carmel Valley to the 5 Freeway. And as you head down that coastline, south on 7 to 5, that's staying pretty tough out of Encinitas and the Solana Beach. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Here's something kind of futuristic. What? The Hard Rock Hotel downtown San Diego. Thank you. The concept is... You can be part owner of something gigantic like the Hard Rock. You. I'm talking to you. You can be part owner. You can be owner of one of the suites at the Hard Rock downtown San Diego and be treated like you wouldn't believe. Like rock royalty is what they call it. And it is awesome. Do yourself a favor. If you don't got plans tonight or this weekend, go down there. Just check it out for yourself. You'll see the restaurants like No Boo, which is... beyond good uh you'll see the cool bars like they got that sweetwater lounge and the moonstone and all these great places there and uh just check it out just look at the vibe
Yeah. You know. I was reading San Diego Magazine the other day. Yes. And they have a section in there where they, like, list, like, celebrity sightings in San Diego. And they probably had, like, ten sightings. And eight of the ten celebrity sightings were at the Hard Rock Hotel. That's the way it is. It is the hottest place in San Diego. It's where all the celebrities stay when they come to town. Like, think about Comic-Con. Oh, my gosh. Holy cow. Yep. The amount of celebrities that come into town for that. The Stan Humphreys is next weekend. It's the Humphreys Golf Tournament. Oh, that's... No. And all these celebrities... No. All these celebrities are going to be coming to town. Where are they going to stay? Duh. They could be staying in your suite. So check it out. It is the Hard Rock downtown San Diego. Oh, here's something you may have missed this morning on the Mikey Show. Time to play the Mikey Show Battle of the Sexes. Girls. This is the way we play this. We ask the guys chick-like questions. Don't even start. Game face today, baby. Don't even start with me. Game face. Whatever. We lose in two in a row. Oh, okay. We ask the chick. Oh. Guy-like questions. Whatever. All right, are you ready? Are you ready? I'm born ready. Ooh, last week you weren't, but we're not going to talk about that. I wasn't born yet. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. Something special for our girl Sky right there. Welcome back.
It is 840. The Pope met yesterday with victims of clergy sexual abuse. Ravens quarterback Steve McNair suddenly retired yesterday. Our text number is 35253. If you want to read our blogs, just go to MikeyShow.com. And also, don't forget, next Thursday, Eddie and Boss and Rob are going to do their first summer challenge. Nice. Yeah, it's summertime, and it's about their gabillionth. challenge against each other. Yeah. This is going to be fun. It's going to be pretty awesome. Eddie and Boston Rob are going to be competing in two events. Yeah. Bocce ball and horseshoes. Sick. I'm good at both of them. Me too. No, you are not. I'm actually the best. No. You don't even know what bocce ball is. You didn't even know what it was. I know what bocce ball is. Well, we had to explain it to you. I've played it many times. That's right. He just didn't know it was called bocce ball. Yeah, it's homemade. Oh. Yeah, back in Boston, it's called bitchy ball. 570-1053. I want to hear offbeat impressions. What I mean by that is I want to hear people in our audience right now that do impressions, but not your typical Jack Nicholson. Like you do some random voice that people are like, dude, how did you, you know, it's not the typical stuff. Like typical voice. What's a typical voice? Arnold Schwarzenegger. Exactly. That's the typical. Everybody does that.
Everybody does their version of Nicholson. I want to hear the strange ones. I could do Sharon from Big Brother. Let's hear it, Skye. That's perfect. That is perfect. See, I'm really good. It's dead on. 570-1053. Like our boy Craig Gass, he does about a million different voices. But some of them are the offbeat ones. Some of them are the voices that you would not necessarily expect to hear. We were going to call him, but his phone is off. Like shut off? Well, did she tell him that we were going to be calling or no? I don't know. I don't know. If he did, if she didn't, then he's probably in Alaska or something. He hasn't turned off. But anyway, 570-1053. What are some of the offbeat voices that. This could be bad. People tell you that you do. That you just have never heard anybody do that. You know, this is what I'm talking about. Like somebody calling and saying, dude, I do a great Matt Lauer. Oh, wow. You know what I mean? Yeah. I do a great Katie Couric. Or a great Matt Locke. Okay. That is not one that I would expect, Sean. I would not expect a great Matt Locke. But it would qualify. It would qualify. Let's see. I do a great Al Gore. Let's hear it. No, I'm saying. I'm saying you could call and you could say, I do a great Al Gore.
Okay. P1 Scott does a great Bobcat Goldthwait. Let's hear Bobcat Goldthwait. Go ahead. Bobcat? Yeah, here. Let's hear you, Bobcat. What are you up to today? That's fantastic. Yeah, that's great. That is fantastic. That's a good one. Dude, that is great, man. I love it. I love it. Awesome. It's kind of offbeat. Yeah. So we're looking for that kind of stuff. Now, what, doesn't Ashley do a few? Ashley does some great impressions. Ashley, let me hear your Sarah Jessica Parker. No, she doesn't do SJP. Let me hear your Paris Hilton, Ashley. You do a good Paris Hilton. There it is. When is she going to do it? What are you talking about? That was the greatest Paris Hilton I've ever heard about. That's good.
Did you need more? Ashley, that was fantastic. It was as if she was in the room. Thanks, Mike. Did you want me to do any more? No, I'm good. I'm good right now. Sean, do you do any? Do I do any? Yeah, do you do any? He does a great foghorn. He does. I don't think I do any. That's Ashley doing his Sean. It was like talking into a mirror. That was Ashley doing her Sean. Let's see. How about you, Seth? Do you do any? No, no weird ones. Let's see. P1 Jericho. Jericho, are you there? Yes, sir. Go ahead. What do you do? Morgan Freeman. Let's hear it. Whoa. All righty. Hello. I'm Morgan Freeman. You can usually see me in movies, saving Ashley Judd and other white girls. Dude, that's pretty good. That's not bad. That's not bad, Jericho. Eddie, do we have any prizes? Yeah, we can pick their prize. Okay. We have a variety of prizes. Okay, so we'll tell them off the air? Yeah. Hang on, Jericho. That was pretty good. Yeah. Now, Rob, I can see, is screening a lot of these, and there's a lot of hang-ups. Oh, really? Rob is letting a lot of people go. So I see him pick them. I might want to hear some bad ones. Let's hear some of the bad ones. Let's hear some of the bad ones, Rob. Yeah.
Rob's like, oh, perfect, okay. Oh, you mean you want the turds? Let me let those through. Do you really want, well, I mean, one guy was just being a jerk, and he goes, I do Ron Burgundy, and all he did was tell me not to wear a bra next time. Okay, maybe it's not that good of an idea. You know what I mean? Only let him through if they think they're good, but they really suck. That's what I'm doing. Yeah, and the other thing is, is that I don't want him to let through. The jerks. Well, also, like, big time, you know. Somebody may go, no, dude, you got to let me do my Arnold impression. Sean Connery, right? No, that's pretty normal. Yeah, so hold on. That's pretty normal. Hey, guys, I have a good impression. It's an impression of me asking you to let me do my job. What do you think, guys? How's that? How about let me phone screen, guys? It's my impression of Boston, Rob. Put this Yoda through, okay? Let's see. P1 Crabgrass is on the line. Crabgrass does a good Cleveland from The Family Guy. Cleveland, are you there? Hey, Mike, what's going on? Not too much. You do Cleveland from The Family Guy. Yeah. Let's hear it. Hey, Peter, you going to the drunken fam tonight? Oh, my gosh. I told Loretta I was going to go home and be tender with her.
That is dead on. That is dead on. I've never seen the show, so I have no idea. Hang on the line. We're going to give you a prize. My boyfriend actually does a really good family guy, the dad Peter impression. Get him on the phone. I want to hear it. Seriously, if it's good, let's hear it. Get Mark on the line. Get Mark on the line. I saw a girl on the internet do an impression of Uh, Keira Knightley. Wow. Dude. That's crazy. Wow. Her name is Lisa Nova and she does like an underbite when she does it. The impression is dead on. Like the actual impression is dead on. Does she just do the voice or does she do the whole thing? Just the whole thing. The whole face and everything. Like she looks like, uh, she looks like Keira Knightley. It was one of the most incredible. And it's, I think it's tougher for girls to do impressions. Oh, for sure. You don't see a lot of girls doing impressions. Hey, listen. If you're a chick and you do an impression, call us. Oh, I would love to hear that. And I don't care if it's a big female star. It could be the biggest female star of all time. It does not have to be offbeat. I want to hear chicks do impressions. Because you don't hear it very often. Yeah, you don't. P1 number one stud is on the line. Wow. Number one stud, are you there? Yeah, good morning. What are you going to do for us?
I don't know if you ever heard of Terrence and Phillip from South Park. Of course I have. All right. Hey, tell us. Would you like to have some stuff done up? What? I'm still waiting to hear Terrence and Phillip from South Park. I don't know. What's my favorite? It's a tough one. What's my favorite? It's a very tough one. Ashley has her boyfriend Mark on the line. Mark! Mark! Mark! Hey, good morning. What's up, dude? You do an impression of? Peter Griffin. Let's hear it. I do a pretty wicked Cartman, too, so if Peter tanks. Now, so does your girlfriend, which is amazing. Yeah, that's weird. Which is amazing. One of the things we have in common. All right, let's hear the first one. Okay, let's see. Last night I got to bed around 2, 2.30. I was up all night thinking about it. Don't know the voice. Sky, do you watch Family Guy? Yeah. Sky's not impressed. I can tell Sky right now is not impressed. I think that was pretty good. Sky, you're a jerk. I hear bits and pieces of it, but it's not, you know, dead on. All right, give me your Cartman.
Okay. Yeah, that's good. That's better. That was way better. I like that one, Mark. She is so in love. Right now, she's so in love with him. Yeah, Mark, she loves you. She wants to have your baby. She said she's going to ask you to marry her. Hey, Mark, how was that fish last night? It was outstanding. Now give us the real answer. Come on, dude. She made him halibut. Really? She spent four and a half hours on it. No, come on. I did. You kind of have to say it was good. Well, it was really good. It really was. Four and a half hours, Ash? Yeah, from start to finish. Oh, my goodness. That's crazy. Thank you, Mark. No problem, guys. Bye, Annie. That's Ashley's boyfriend, Mark. Wow. P1AO does a Fat Albert. Huh. Yeah, man. What's going on with you guys? I do not remember Fat Albert's voice. I remember like much now. Oh, that's right. Let's hear you, Fat Albert.
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considering calling the Kaiser Helpline Sky. I'm not kidding. Are you okay? No, I can't do that. You don't want to put any on it. No, you can't do that. You can't do it. Oh, we're all so funny. Anyway, Red Circle. I didn't know that you had food. Eddie's been there, though. Many times. Dude, this food is good. Yeah, the chicken is awesome. They just brought in some bacon-wrapped asparagus, so I guess they're doing kind of like... Very gourmet style food. Awesome. The presentation on everything is gorgeous. That's right. And they are located at 420 East Street in the Gaslamp. On April 20th, they're doing a 420 party at 420 East Street. And it's Sunday. Rewind Sundays with Mike Zek, I guess. That's how you pronounce it. I don't know. Mike Check. One, two, one, three. Oh, I get it. You get it, Mike? Czech. See? But it's spelled. It works. I get it. Like Czechoslovakia. I get it. I like it. So that is who brought in food today. We got people that won P1 Trivia that are hanging out with us. Space Boy is in the house. Yay! It's Space Boy's birthday. Gosh, I wish I would have known. We could have got like some Harry Potter thing. We could all dress up. Guys into Harry Potter. Awesome. P1 300 is here. Yeah.
And he is 28 years old. We all know 300. Oh, yeah. Whoa. Doesn't sound that interesting. I don't know if I'll watch that. No, you should watch it. No, I think you should, Mike. Watch it today, in fact. What do you guys think? Does it sound that good? No, I think later today. Yeah, I think, like, right when you get home. All right, maybe I'll watch it today. You should. You should. Yeah. B1 Sin is in the studio. Whoa. What up? Short for Cynthia. She's 27 years old. She rocks my life. She does. Yeah, she does. She kind of rocks my life. I've heard that. She's an account coordinator. And she actually won P1 Trivia. Very good job. Been listening a couple of years, right, Sin? Yes. What's an account coordinator? What does an account coordinator do? Right up to the microphone. Sounds important. Well, it's basically what an accountant does. I work for a pharmaceutical company or a pharmaceutical management company. So we manage the accounts for big pharma companies. There you go. Pfizer. That's it?
That's it. Not too great. I don't know. Anything else you want to talk about? 570-1053 is our phone number. We're having people call in that do offbeat impressions. We have somebody on the phone that says, it's a girl. Yeah. It's going to be good. It's not, Eddie. It's not. You ask for it, don't you? Come on. Cinderella's mice? Oh. Eddie just rolled his eyes like, come on, man. Yeah, I'm in too. I want to hear this. Come on. Tanya. You do this voice. I'm going to have a piece of asparagus. Martha Stewart's dead dog? No, that was paw paw. I do many cartoon voices. If you don't like this one, I can... That's fair. I'm ashamed of myself. That was great. I shouldn't have said anything. What else do you do? Do you want to hear my pebbles in my Dino? Pebbles and Dino? From the Flintstones? Duh, let's hear it. Ashley right now is loving this. Can you read the news? That one doesn't even make sense. She's intelligent because she can do cartoon voices. What does intelligence matter? Really? Okay, let's hear it, Tanya. Take me to your leader.
I'm a Martian. Uh-huh. Eddie's shaking his head on that one. Eddie didn't buy that one. Eddie didn't buy that one, Tanya. I liked it. I liked it. Yeah, you're great. Thank you, Tanya. Thank you. I would give her a prize, but she's got to go. She said she's going to work. Lobo Loco does Mr. Peterson from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Remember Mr. Peterson? That one who was doing the Mr. Peterson. Yes. When he would call in as... That's right. Lobo Loco. Yeah. Let's hear it. Well, Mikey, I think you should be sorry for Pete's sake. A family member dies, and you insult me. What the heck is the matter with you anyway? See? Not bad. Yeah, Rob does a better one, though. Can you do it again, but talk about Sloan. Or Karen. I love Sloan. Mm-hmm. Hey, Karen. Mike just caught it. We were in the... Hang on a second. I'm giving you a prize. Great.
We're in the office two days ago. And Rob, Rob, stop screening phone calls and be a part of this story. Rob is trying to make important phone call, like business, actual business phone calls. And so Eddie starts going in the background and then I join in. And it's like, and somebody else walks in. And we're all in the background going. Yes, hello, Karen. This is Robert. This is Robert calling. I have a question for you about my business. That is not how it went. Hey, Karen. Don't speak like that. Why? Is this Karen for corporate? Oh, it's so good to have you on the phone finally. Normally I have my secretary make this call. That's awesome. That is not true. That's not how it went down. Yeah, it is. No. Yes. We got a guy who does Gollum. Oh. Want to hear it? Yeah, for sure. Let's hear your Gollum. Mikey, you stupid fat hobbit. You're also the Forbes. What did you do to us? It's not bad. Not bad. It's not bad. It's pretty good. Pretty good. I'll give you a prize. Hang on. It's pretty good. Sky, do you do any? I already gave you my gem. What was it?
Oh, Babis is good. I like Babis. I asked her to do it, actually. Yeah, it's really good. Sometimes I ask Sky to actually do that. Let's see. There's a bunch of other news stories that we haven't even got to. A lot of sports that we should probably mention. Steve McNair is retiring. Wow. Miguel Tejada just admitted to the world. He had to. Because he was called out. He lied about his age this whole time. He's actually two years older than he says he is. Yeah, ESPN has this new show called 360, and they kind of ambushed him and found his birth certificate that showed he was two years older than he's been saying. The Packers are going to retire Brett Favre's jersey on their home opener. Eddie, are you okay? Well, at least there will never be another number four in Green Bay. I almost cried. Yeah, we can just be thankful for that. It's okay. HBO is going to do a series of documentaries Monday nights this summer. That sounds rad. Yeah, this is going to be really, really cool. It's a summer series starting in June. Monday nights, you get a new documentary. The first one will be about Roman Polanski and about his long-standing statutory rape charges.
I guess so. Or like existing documentaries. No, it sounds like HBO produced, you know, and they do good stuff. Yeah. So that's going to be the first one about Roman Polanski and his statutory rape charges. Yeah. There's also going to be one about Arlington National Cemetery, one about the Iraq war seen through the eyes of four Iraqi high school kids. One will focus on high school debate teams. One will be about Heidi Fleiss and her unsuccessful effort to open the first legal brothel for female clients. So Monday night starting June 9th. For real? That's stupid. Heidi Fleiss was trying to open up like a guy prostitution thing? Yeah. Did you guys know that? Yeah. You knew that guy? How did you hear about it? I don't know. I just read it. She tried out. Yeah, she was like, well, I was trying to hire this young Loatian kid. Truth is, I'm an investor man. Yes. Yeah, it's real funny. It's called The Bath House. Yes, I found this kid named Paul. Oh, no. My Jacuzzi Club, if we're being honest. Thank you, Sean. It's a place you go to enjoy a jacuzzi. Be cool. Really? Yes.
With a naked man. Well, yes, while making love. Whatever. Sounds like a bathhouse to me. And they have a corking thing, so if you bring your own bottle. Corking fee? Yes, a corking fee. You pay the $35 and you can bring your own bottle of wine. I love to go corking there. All right, funny guys. Oh, boy. You had to go there, huh, Sean? Couldn't help him. You know what? Then we should probably just take a break. Our text number is 35253. If you want to read our blogs, just go to MikeyShow.com and it's keyword blogs. Ashley's got her halibut recipe on there today. Right. Check it out. It's real good. The Mikey Show. Okay. All the way. The Mikey Show is on. Rock. 105.3. Thank you! You can't miss this. Guitar Center's biggest amp sale of the year is this weekend. Score huge savings on every kind of amplifier. Listen to this. Create 212 combos at the lowest price ever. Just $199. 180-watt bass heads are only $129. Or save up to 20% on every keyboard amp in stock.
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Don't forget, Eddie and B-Rob are going to be facing off each other, against each other in the next challenge on Thursday. They're going to be coming outside. They're going to be going outside and doing a horseshoes and bocce ball contest against each other. B-Rob thinks that he can compete. No. So we'll see how that goes. Our phone number here is 570-1053. And you can give us a call. Let's see. What's the craziest thing you guys have ever overheard in public? You ever been in a restaurant and you've been sitting there and you heard something weird? I know right away what mine is. You do? Yeah. Like when you're eavesdropping or just... Well, I don't know that anybody eavesdrops.
on purpose. It's just if you are overhearing it, yeah, you're eavesdropping, I guess. Well, and some people are loud talkers. That is true, Skye. Really, Skye? Skye, what do you mean by that? Well, I've known people who have been loud talkers. So, that's, you know. If you're hearing it, you're eavesdropping. Really? Sometimes you can't help it. It could be unintentional. Technically. It's unintentional, but, you know, if you're hearing it. Okay. You can't help it. You can't tune it out? You can't. It's like driving by an accident and not looking. It's like as much as you don't want to look like you have to take one quick glance. Is it possible to even physically tune it out? I can try, but it's hard. It's hard, right? What do you want for me? I'm human. Craziest thing that you've ever overheard in public. It could be in a restaurant. It could be like sitting at a park on a bench. It could be in a bus. It could be on a plane. It could be anywhere. I heard a mother tell their little kid that she hated them. Are you serious? No way. She said, I hate you. I hate you. I was in a Long's Drugs. Oh, man. I didn't blame her. I mean, the kid was acting up. Yeah. Stop. I would say something. Would you? You know, I thought about it. 100%. I would say it really lovingly and kind, but I would definitely say something. What would you say? I would say, ma'am, I got to tell you, I have some experience with stuff like that. My parents never said they hated me.
But, you know. They just disliked you a lot. Yeah, they said I strongly disliked her. They said you were an accident. Exactly. That is the truth. But I would say I have some experience with that. And I got to tell you, man, that sticks with them. That stays with them so long. It'll be with them when they're an adult. She would not have accepted that. She would have gone off on you. Yeah, and that'd be okay. I'd let her. I'd let her go off on me. I'd let her go off on me so that she heard that. I think it's important for her to hear it. Because then the next time, maybe she thinks about it. If I don't say anything, there's no thinking about it at all. Then I know 100%, there is a 100% chance that it's going to happen again without consequence in terms of her conscience. But if I say, hey, that happened to me, and I got to tell you, it really had a terrible effect on my life when that happened to me. And she goes, idiot. I think you are telling me what I can say to my children. Were you there? That's exactly what I would expect her to sound like. That's what I would expect her to sound like. I was really brave. I think under my breath I said, that's nice. I'm glad you stood up for me. Yeah, I showed her. P1 Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Hey, what's up, Mikey? Not too much. Hey, Matt. What did you hear over here? Hey, Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Hey, Matt. Okay.
Okay, you guys ready? Yes. All right, you got to get them all out? We did. Matt came. Matt. Hey, Matt. Matt. Matt. All right, me and my wife were at a restaurant. Yeah. We went across from a couple, and they were just kind of arguing, and the guy leaned over, and he said to his wife, he said, I should have killed you a long time ago. Holy cow. And you could tell, like, when he said it, that, like, he meant it? Yeah. How dare you say that to me, bunny boo? Shut up. I think we've all said that at one time. Sean, we have not all said that. We have not all said that. That's crazy. Dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt
What was Skye's? Yeah. I was in Chili's once, eating lunch in the bar. In the bar? Reading a book? No, no. Wait a second. You said it. Don't you look at me. Here we go again. You said it. Mike. She was at the- No, Bunny Boo and I were in a booth in the bar area of Chili's. Got it. Lunch. Got it. And this woman was a loud talker. And she was sitting at the table next to us and proceeds to start telling her friend about how the night before her new boyfriend was out of town on business and tried to initiate phone sex with her. And told the whole entire story from his initiation all the way to the finish line of her first phone sex encounter. And this was to her girlfriend? To her girlfriend. Let me tell you something. Guys would never do that. Not in a million years. Like, girls are able to say some stuff to each other. Like, Skye, let me ask you as a chick. Well, first of all, maybe you, I don't see that as your personality. Like, maybe it is. Maybe you're able to. You're able to? Michelle, yeah. You could tell Michelle that. Yes. Okay, so. I would definitely tell Michelle that. But you're not embarrassed saying all the, like.
words and personal, like, sexuality. Like, dudes, that's why we wouldn't do it. We had a couple of glasses of wine in them, and they'll say whatever. No, yeah, like... Dudes could have a couple of beers, and they would never say, so I called my wife last night, and guess what I said? And, like, talk about it from the beginning, because we would be, guys would be, like, creeped out. Well, maybe they wouldn't say it like that. Eddie, is that what it would be? It would be kind of gay to tell your friend that? Uh, no, I mean, there's stories. Guys will share, like, war stories about girls, you know? Totally. Did this girl last night and blah, blah, blah. But what you don't do, though. Guys don't do that. Guys don't. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're the worst. But guys don't usually. Gentlemen don't. Making out in Barnes & Noble, whatever. Usually guys don't, like, add all the details because they feel kind of weird saying that to a guy. Yeah. Yeah. I imagine guys just saying, hey. Yeah, dude, kill that. Yeah. Exactly. But no, I could, yeah. The girls, you guys can say, and you're not embarrassed. No. I mean, with most people, I would be embarrassed. But with my best friend, Michelle, I would say it and not even think twice. Really? Not even for a second think, oh, this is embarrassing or inappropriate or whatever. Not for a second. I guess women have that gear. They're able to do that. Well, we're very close and unguarded. P1, Captain Mo. Yeah, that's me. Hey, Mikey. What did you hear? My wife and I were in Planned Parenthood just yesterday.
And there was a gentleman, about 20, walked in with his girlfriend. She sat on one side of the room. He sat on the other side of the room. And he was talking about how they test him for syphilis when they stick a swab down. Oh, yeah, you know. Yeah, that's, you know what? He explained that to us once. Appreciate the call. Yeah. That's one way of saying it. A little much, a little much. P1 love bullets. Hey. What's up? Actually, I proposed to my girlfriend, remember, two weeks back. Oh, cool. Yeah, you came in the studio and proposed to your girlfriend. Yeah. Right on. Yeah, we're doing great. But what I heard, though, was I was in San T. That is fantastic.
And, you know, like when you're walking in one direction and somebody's walking in the other direction and you just hear like a small snippet of their conversation. Yes. And it was two guys and one girl. And one guy says to the other guy, if she was my wife, I'd bait her. Was he being serious or joking? It sounded kind of serious. Bait her? Yeah, what does that mean? Because I didn't see anybody laughing. It sounds like, it sounds, no, beat. Beat her. He beat her. Oh, upside the head. I get it. Yeah, he had a really thick accent. Well, there you go. Oh, yeah. Thank you very much. Hopefully he was joking. Yeah, we're going to go ahead and hope that he was joking. Yep. 570-1053, our text number, 35253, if you want to text us. We're talking about weird things that you have heard in public, the strangest things that you've heard while you're in public. Anybody else on the show have any? My only thing for me is, like, I feel like I am the loud talker that will be getting my nails done and on the phone with, like, my boyfriend, you know, like, talking to him about something. Have you ever been in Chili's bar? Well, no, I'm not really into that.
Okay. But, yeah. That's for old people. What, phone sex? Okay. We're old people. I just think that that's not for me. But anyways. Yeah, and so I often will find myself talking, like, especially, like, on my patio if I'm, like, smoking a cigarette on the phone, like, and I'll be saying extremely gnarly things, like a really... Graphic? graphic conversation or whatever, and it's loud, and I'm like, people probably hear. Maybe being her neighbor. And then I try to talk softer, and I can't. I'm, like, such a loud talker, like, I can't. Can you imagine being the neighbor? I'm really good friends with both my neighbors. They love me. They deal with my loudness because I'm so nice. Hey, so I got a funny story. So I'm in a restaurant sitting with a girlfriend, and we overhear these 50-something-year-old guys. Talking and come to find out they're talking about their experiences with Viagra. Couple old dudes. So my girlfriend and I are laughing. And so I say to the bartender, who's about our age in her 20s, I said, these guys are talking about taking Viagra. So she leans over and says to the guys, she's like, so hey, Bob, or whatever his name was. So I hear you take Viagra. No. Dude. So she called me out. And I'm like, we're both like, oh, my God. Wow.
So the guys look over and they're like, start talking to us. Come to find out, it's one of my friend's dads. No. Oh, my God. Oh, that is brutal. Brutal. Oh, that's the worst. And so to make it worse, we get on the phone and we call them and I'm like, hey, so guess what? We just found out about your dad. Oh, you died in the wound. Sorry. Yeah, talk about talking too loud. That's right. Thank you for the call. Thank you. Eddie just gave a hysterical look. It didn't work. I know. I realized that. To Ashley for salt in the water. I realize that now, Eddie. I can't take it back, though. 35253. That's our text number. Text us. If you want to read our blogs, go to MikeyShow.com. Type in the keyword blogs. We also got that help page up now. Dealing with addiction. Just type in the word help in the keyword. You'll get that. Dear people of the world. The Mikey Show is on. But at what cost? At what cost? This is The Rock.
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Did they take your, well, wait a minute. If you were moving, did they have to take your set or did you get rid of it yourself? No, I got rid of it myself. So they bring the new one in. Did they set it up for you? They set it up for me within like five minutes. And how did it feel that first night? Just like being in heaven. That's awesome, man. That's awesome, dude. That's awesome. Yeah, I tell people about Sleepton. Did they give you a good price? Oh, yeah, dude. I went in there after the promotion about getting everything for free. And the dude's still doing everything for free. And after I told him that Mikey sent me personally, he knocked off 700 bucks. That's awesome. Yeah. All right, brother. Thank you, Sanjaya. All right, dude. Talk to you later, man. Sleep change your ticket to a better night's sleep. Mikey Show. With another visit from President Bush. Dick Cheney's so stupid. Oh, President Bush. It's the President of the United States, everybody. I've been working with him for so long on his comedy routine. Because I do stand-up. I don't know if you guys do that. I didn't know you did stand-up. I go to Yuck Yucks. There's Yuck Yucks. You guys want to hear some of my routine? Sure, I'd love to hear it.
There's a lot of differences between men and women. Yeah, wait a second. It's crazy. What's up with those stewardesses? They're crazy. Wait a second. It's so stupid. Those are his jokes? It's so stupid. President Bush. What? You're just all you're doing. Asian drivers. They're not very good. Okay, so you know that? Back to the Mikey Show. Rock 105.3. It's a Mikey Show at 9. 3535, and Skye has gone to a doctor's appointment. Oh. Got some text messages here. 35253 is the text number. Mikey, I overheard a man talking to an interpreter for a girl at least 20 years younger discussing marriage. It was all very mail-order bride-ish. It's P1 No-No. Mikey, craziest thing? I had a couple get divorced while I was serving them drinks at a bar. Wow. Sucks.
Mikey, the craziest thing I ever heard was a girl telling her boyfriend she'd been sleeping with his brother. P1D Shane. I suppose that would be a very crazy thing to hear. That's crazy. 570-1053. Give us a call. P1 Lindsay. Lindsay, are you there? Lindsay. Hello. Oh, I just put in. Whoa. Whoa. Hello, hello. Yes, yes. Come in, Lindsay. Lindsay, broadcasting all throughout the Southern California area. Hopefully reaching out to you in your car right now. And if you are in your automobile headed to your place of employment, please call us back. We are at 105.3. Frequency modulation. You can get us right now. Thank you. Let's see. Cindy Sheehan. She's, yeah. I thought she was gone. Yeah, I know. The protester. She went to Cal State San Marcos yesterday and got a standing out. Oh, what?
Anti-war stuff. They love it at colleges. They love when people talk about anti-war. Yeah, anti-war. Oh, did you hear about this, man? This is kind of sad. The dude that plays keyboards for the E Street Band, Bruce Springsteen. This guy died. I didn't even know. He was suffering from skin cancer. He had melanoma and just passed away. He was only 58 years old. The dude from the E Street Band. I've never been much of a Springsteen guy, but... I know a lot of people are. Saturday's Record Store Day. What does that mean? So dumb, dude. They are trying to promote and celebrate independent music outlets across the country because they don't want these places to be lost. Boy, guys, aren't you a few years too late on that? Way too late. Yeah. I got a clip of Dave Grohl talking about it. Cut 42. I worked at Tower Records.
when I was 18 or 19, something like that, in Washington, D.C. It's pretty fun. I always looked at Tower as the place you could get a job if you had a really funky haircut. Maybe you could get a job at the construction warehouse, but you kind of rather be surrounded by music. It's too late. Right, and then you could treat customers like crap when they come in to buy something mainstream. That's true. That is true. Yeah, exactly. I hate those guys. Money, dude. When you go in there and you want, like, the new Maroon 5 CD, you're going to be treated like a complete jerk. Find it yourself. Exactly. Yeah, we all lose your jobs. If you want the new record from The Zippers, then, yeah, absolutely. Dude, you know The Zippers? And their sister band, The Whistle Zippers? Yes, exactly. Good stuff. Yeah, dude, the new one from Throbbing Gristle is awesome. You heard it. Only station planet is Independent George. I love burnt nipples. They're so good. One of my favorites. You know, when the downloading music thing first started happening, I didn't like it because I liked liner notes. I still do like liner notes. Forget it, though. Yeah, it's over. It's a pain. When was the last CD you went and bought? I can tell you exactly what it was. The last CD I bought was Damien Marley.
Really? Mm-hmm. Oh, was that at the signing with me? Mm-mm. That's... I didn't know you did a signing with Damian Marley. No, no, no, no. That's fine. No, no, no. That's what I'm saying. At the RCD signing at that record shop. And you went in and bought it? We did a CD signing at a record shop? We did it at Tower Records in La Jolla Village Square. Is that when you bought it? Probably. Yeah. I remember that. That was like 14 years ago. Yeah, we started working together in 64. I think that signing was 68. Unbelievable. Let's see. Anybody see The Office last night? I did. Was it funny? It was actually one of the better episodes. I really liked it. It sounds funny. Yeah, there was some funny lines. Oscar, the character Oscar on the show is gay. I know exactly what language you're going to say. And Michael, as you know, is just an idiot. Cut 36. Hello, Oscar Mayer Wiener. I love her. A bunch of very liberal girl-type friends who trust you implicitly because they know you'd never touch them. You're conditioned.
Your condition. Skirmire Wiener. Lover. We're going to have the guy that plays Andy on the show. What? Yeah, the guy that plays. This is Andy talking about getting back his parking space. Cut 40. Did I do this for me? I did this for the little guy. For Joe Sixpack. The guy who wakes up every morning in his $400 a month apartment. Wonders. How he's going to pay his mortgage that money. Wonders how he's going to fill his car up. Wonders how am I going to pay my kids' orphanage bills. Shouldn't have to wonder where he's going to park. One of the things that was going on is there was construction going on in their building. And so the construction workers were taking up all the parking spaces. So Kevin and Andy got together.
The five families, which are the five businesses in the thing. They call it the five heads of the family. And so it was like Bob Vance from Vance Refrigeration. And all these other businesses are in there to try and get their parking spaces back. Is this funny? Phyllis has a friend she wants to set Michael up with. Is that funny or no? It's kind of funny. Cut 37. Michael. What? I have a friend who's single. Oh. Sandy. She's gorgeous, and she's got a feisty personality, too. Hmm, feisty. So she's not jolly or sassy? Not like a jolly, sassy opera singer? No, she's a professional softball player. Ooh. Catcher or infield? I don't know, Michael. Is she a dress wearer or a pants wearer? Could we share a rowboat? Could a rowboat support her? What are you asking? I think I'm being very clear what I'm asking. Would an average-sized rowboat support her without capsules? It bothers me that you're not answering that. No, all right, no, she can't fit in a rowboat. I knew it. I knew it. Okay, what are these people? I would do anything for them, and they're just hanging me out to dry. That's funny. What a rowboat supporter. Turns out, no, it won't. Okay, it won't. Are you happy? It won't. Oh, my gosh.
Is she a jolly, sassy opera singer? That's funny. Our text number is 35253. We got a text that says, Eddie, who will win UFC 83? Sarah versus Pierre. Talk about it. That's the easiest prediction of all time. To me, Matt Serra, when he beat George St. Pierre, is probably the biggest upset in UFC history. Thank you, Eddie. It's not going to happen twice in a row. GSP is going to kill Matt Serra on Saturday. Who else is fighting that day? Rich Franklin is going to fight. He's fighting Travis Luter. A couple other okay fights. That would be a good card. It's interesting, though, because it's the first fight ever in Canada. They're having it in Montreal, which is George St. Pierre's hometown. Oh, forget about it. It'll be going crazy. And that is tomorrow. Tomorrow night. Tomorrow night. What else can I tell you? Marie Osmond's going to do a daytime talk show. Oh, come on. Why? Should it all be really good? Why? I don't know. Is that necessary? I don't think so, but they're going to do it anyway.
Mariah Carey hated her performance on American Idol. Oh, me too. How funny. You guys are in agreement. Yeah. Something in common. Yeah. She really did. She said that the ending of her performance, she called it rancid. Holy cow. Wow. That's really tough on yourself. Good. Oh, guess what next week's going to be? What? Please. For Idol? Yeah. Oh, you know? Theme, yeah. What is it? Something good? Andrew Lloyd Webber. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. My mom is so happy right now. Listen to the music of the night. The judges, one of their criticisms is when they sound too theater or Broadway. Yeah, but you don't want to hear them do Cats? He's an opera singer or a Broadway singer? Yeah.
Maybe, you know, you just, you have to hear it and then you'll be like, oh, yeah, you know, I really did want to hear Cats. I don't know who he is. I'm just asking, is he a Broadway movie? This is perfect. Andrew Lloyd Webber. Yeah. That's a good one to know, Ash. He is a guy that has written a lot of famous Broadway plays. He created, like, Phantom of the Opera. Phantom of the Opera. He did Cats. Les Mis da Raw. Did he do those? Les Mis, too? I think so. I don't know. I don't know either. Who cares? I know he did a lot of famous Broadway stuff. Gay Chase is going to call us real mad right now and be like, hello. Let's see. Yeah, so Paris Hilton. She's got that. She was going to do this reality show. Who wants to be Paris Hilton's best friend? You know how many people turned out? Now, dude, this is a trip because you've got to figure, man. I can't wait for this. Well, you've got to figure. It's still. It's nationally known they're doing auditions. Sure. It doesn't matter how unpopular she is. It's a nationally advertised come-do auditions. People show up to do anything. That's true. Yep. There could be a talk show. Be like, you know, we're going to hurl turds at you. People would show up. I'm in. Eddie, at the least, how many people showed up? 10,000. Let's see. Boston Rob, at the least, how many people showed up? I'm hoping for six. Sean?
I would say like between 15 to 20 maybe. 20,000 I mean. 15 to 20,000. Yeah. Open casting call. You're going to be on television. Ashley. 50. Ashley nailed it right on the head. 40 to 50 people showed up. Come on. 40 to 50. If you're Paris, how do you spin it for yourself so you don't want to die? Why do the show at that point if you're MTV? I don't think they are. I mean, listen. Oh, that's brutal. I love it so much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good. So she blogged about it on her MySpace. She did? Mm-hmm. What did she say? I didn't want my potential BFFs to have to wait in a long, open call line. So that's what she's saying. That's her spin. What does that have to do with how many people showed up? Well, I think what she's trying to do is spin it like, well, I put the word out there that I didn't want people waiting, and so maybe not that many people should show up.
Oh, you're cute. That's so pathetic. It's really pathetic. Wow. Bless your heart. We pretty much worked our way through everything. Work it out, dog. What's up? Did I talk about Record Store Day? I'll be back after this. This is the Mikey Show. Wow. If he says one more cool thing, he's in. This is the rock. It's Matt Serra versus George St. Pierre for the undisputed UFC World Welterweight title. Matt Serra travels to Montreal to prove that he is the undisputed UFC Welterweight champion. The Ultimate Fighting Championship presents UFC 83, Serra versus St. Pierre 2 from the Bell Center in Montreal. Live this Saturday night, only on pay-per-view. To order UFC 83 on Cox Communications or Time Warner Cable, please use your remote control. Visit 83.ufc.com for full event details. From Universal Pictures. From Forgetting Sarah Marshall. You're breaking up. Do you want to put some clothes on? Would you like to pick out the outfit that you break up with me in? Not since Knocked Up and the 40-Year-Old Virgin has a raunchy sex comedy been such a hit with the critics. I'm really scared that I have an STD talk. Peter, I'm a pediatrician. Have you noticed you're sitting on a fire truck? Newsweek, Rolling Stone, USA Today, People Magazine, Entertainment Weekly, and Richard Roper from After Movies with Evelyn Roper all love Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Peter Travers of Rolling Stone says Forgetting Sarah Marshall scores. A raucous ride through one man's pain. And Richard
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Yes. Yes. It's delicious. I just prefer to grill it. Sorry. Kill me. All right. I just didn't want to admit to this, but I actually liked them better grilled. See? I told you. But I had to stay in my ground all week. Well, Rob, you don't have to fight. It's okay. Johnsonville is about love, man. It is. So, Space Boy, you had them when? Last weekend. Last weekend. How did you cook them? We had them on the grill. I had a little bit of mustard and a little bit of kraut. We were all good. Perfect. That is perfect. Perfect. I have three of them. Holy cow. P1 Space Boy. He likes those Johnsonville brats. And you can, too. If you've never had a Johnsonville brat, you don't know what you're missing. They are just packed full of flavor. They're the most delicious food on the planet. There's P1 Space Boy, the king of the P1s. It's his favorite food. So it can be yours, too. What you want to do, go to the store on your way home today. You're going to have a cookout like Boston Rob this weekend? Go to the store. Get yourself a packet of Johnsonville brats and enjoy some this weekend. There's a lot to smile about at your Toyota dealer. The all-new 2009 Toyota Corolla is here. With its legendary reputation for quality, dependability, and value, the completely redesigned Corolla is now even better. With great gas mileage at a great Toyota price. You've got to drive it to believe it. The all-new 09 Corolla at your San Diego County Toyota dealer. Guaranteed to make you smile.
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Come on, Eddie, you know this one. It's where Jet Li plays Monkey King. Cut 32. So, where are you from? Toledo. You look like the Sandung Province type. Huh? You come here often? What's that? They're speaking cat names. The staff doesn't belong to you. Or somebody might get hurt. That sounds real good. Here's Jackie Chan talking about the collaboration. Cut 45. I always see Jack Lee in the normal time. When he comes to Hong Kong, he calls me. When I go to China, I call him. But in all these 20 years, all the fans from around the world, when were you Jack Lee? When were you Jack Lee? Me? Not that exciting. Because I've been knowing him for 20 years.
Sean got it confused with Sean TV from yesterday. Yeah, he did. He really did. Unbelievable. Bonsaki. You understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? Morgan Spurlock's got a movie coming out, a documentary called Where in the World's Osama Bin Laden. He just finally decided he was going to go find Osama Bin Laden. He was going to start looking in caves and doing it himself. Awesome. Did he find him? I do not know. I think you'll have to see the movie in order to find out. Here's him training in survival techniques, cut 34. This course is reality-based personal protection, teaching you how to survive everything from explosions to small arms attacks to sniper attacks, chemical attacks. We're going to cover it all. We're going to simulate a hand grenade attack. Would have been killed. There's the basics of surviving as a hostage. You've got to accept it and start planning on how you're going to survive it. That's a whole other level of crazy. Limited release. Boom! You can see it in Hillcrest. Oh, yeah? Right now it's playing in Hillcrest and that's it. Let's see. Oh, whoa. Eight minutes. Cut 28. Hello. Hey, that's Jigsaw. Yeah, this is one of the Saw movies. Yeah. Saw five out this weekend. Hey, hey. What are you saying? Hey, what are you, hey. Hey. Hey, hey. What are you doing?
Do you want to talk to me? What are you doing? It's just a phone call for two hours. Yeah. Yeah, just keep them on the phone for four hours. You'll be fine. Wait, don't hang up yet. Let's talk about it, you and me. Also, forgetting Sarah Marshall is coming out this weekend. That looks fun. Here's a couple of guys from the movie trying to... Forgetting Sarah Marshall, guys trying to forget this girl he's been in love with forever. Sarah Marshall. Cut 24. I've just deleted pictures, okay? I need them off my computer. You know what? You're not even doing a proper permanent delete. You got it. Well, if we end up getting back together, I want to have a few of them left. You're cool. Please don't go. You have to go. Done. Done. That's funny. The girl is Kristen Bell. Cut 27. It's a romantic comedy, but it's not cliche in any way. I don't think it's something that's really been seen before because there's a sense of reality that not a lot of other romantic comedies, in my opinion, have had. They tend to be very predictable. And Jason wrote a very three-dimensional script. It's very, very funny, but everybody is real. Shut up.
This isn't Citizen Kane, sweetheart. I didn't know it was in 3D, man. That's awesome. That sounds really fun. Get those glasses. I'll go now. What else? I think we're done. I really do. Yeah, yeah. I mean, we've done it all today. We've done it all. Naomi Campbell says she's not going to fly on British Airways anymore because of what happened. Well, they don't want you back. I don't think you have a choice, Naomi. Dummy. Five. Dummy. 570-1053. Call us at the beginning and end of every show. We do open phone segment. And you can call us and talk about whatever you want. Anybody have any stuff? I don't like that. I don't care. Anybody have any stuff? Any appearances this weekend you're doing? No? Everybody's good? Yeah. P1 Philly's Finest is on the line. Hi, Philly's Finest. What up, Mikey? What's going on, dude?
Not much. Just wanted to call and promote a little something. I know you like it when good people are doing good things. Yes. So I just want to tell you that the Greek community at San Diego State, we're doing Greek Week this week to raise money for the Wheelchair Foundation. That's awesome, man. We're raising money for the foundation. They provide wheelchairs to children and adults that can't afford them in over 65 countries. That is really cool, man. How can people help with that? There's one way you can do it. Tonight is actually the Greek Week Talent Show, which is being held at San Diego State at the Open Air Theater. And if you buy a ticket to the show, then that money goes directly to the Wheelchair Foundation. Oh, yeah. I'm going to be a judge at that. Yes, you will, Ashley. Really, Ash? When is it? Tonight. Tonight? From 7 to 10. Awesome. Nice. That's cool. So I encourage all the P1s to come on out. Have a good time. It's going to be good stuff. I mean, there's not going to be any, you know, it's not going to be as good as Skies dancing last year. What is, though? You know what I mean? Very true. Really, what is? All right, thank you. It should be good stuff. Thank you for the call. Lyrical jive. I appreciate you. It's no job of walkies, but you know what I'm saying? But really, what is? Thank you, Mike. What is?
Let's take a couple of phone calls here. Mikey Show. Hello. Hey, guys. What's going on? Not too much. Wait a second. This sounds familiar. This person. That's Sean. Sounds like Sean is. What's going on? Sean, is that you? You said we could call about anything we want. Yeah, I know, but why wouldn't you just talk on the air? Why would you actually call her a question? Because I'm on the phone. I know. I know, but Sean, that doesn't really... Why would you do that instead of just... I can't be on the phone and on the mic at the same time. No, you can't. You can't, but why would you... Why wouldn't you just pick the mic and be on the show? Well, because the mic isn't the open forum. Right? Okay, okay. Let's just say... Right now, I've been the open forum, and now I'm on the show. I don't want to be on the show. I want to be on the phone. Okay, okay. Now, Sean, if you're on the phone, what do you have to say in the open forum?
You do not have anything. You don't. What do you have? I would like to say congratulations to Team Awesome. That's what you were calling to say. No problem. Wait a second, Sean. Sean, don't hang up. I got a couple of questions for you since we have you in the open forum. Okay, go ahead. Wait. My question for you is, who are you going to be voting for? In terms of what? The presidential election. Oh, well, you know, I've been running through the candidates. Couldn't you just ask him this, like, on the mic? Listen, in his open forum, I think he's a little bit more open. This is more official. Weird. I am more comfortable doing this. Feels good. Yeah, so who do you think that you'll vote for? Mike, believe it or not, I'll probably vote for John McCain. I see. I think that's really incredible. Dude, that's nuts. Wait a minute. Why is Sean talking to Sean now? He's commenting on his own answer. That's just strange. That doesn't make any sense. I'm part of the show, right? Well, you are, but you didn't need to do that. Come on, give the guy a break. Hang up on him.
I just had to hang up on Sean. Oh, that was discourteous. Well, it was just ridiculous that you weren't saying all that stuff into the mic. No, I think Sean's got a thick skin, you know? Phone Sean does. That's right. So anyway, what else is going on? Oh, look at that. The Eddie line is ringing. Hang on. That was a weird... Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? The new phone didn't work. It didn't work! I don't know what happened, man. The phone rang, but... That's crazy. The phone rang, but I don't know. Nobody picked it up. I tried. Try again. Maybe it's just broke. Or maybe somebody picked it up when they shouldn't have picked it up. Do you think that that could have been a part of it? Oh, no. Impossible. That could have been a part of it. No way. No, but I don't think that would happen because... Yeah, I sincerely doubt that would have happened. Now it's not working at all. What'd you do? So anyway, what's going on, Eddie?
Anything else that's happening in the community or anything like that? Love them. Interesting. All right. Well, it's really nice to talk to all you guys. You too. Let's take a couple of calls. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, guys. P1 for you here. I got a quick question for you. Yeah. How do you go about getting a P1 sticker? I'm fairly new. Oh, that's a great question. Funny you should ask. Funny you should ask. We're going to be unveiling our brand new sticker at the Sticker Strike on May the 10th, Qualcomm Stadium. We're going to have tons and tons of people out there. So let me tell you, man. Take the time now to make sure that you're there. It really is going to be awesome. And we're going to be giving away a motorcycle while we're out there. It's going to be pretty awesome. Everybody that comes and gets a sticker also gets a prize. Everybody gets a prize. Everyone does. So get out here. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, B-Rob, I want to ask Mikey about the TMZ girl, Katie. You're on the air, bro. Oh, hey, Mikey. What's happening? You guys sound nothing alike. TMZ chick Katie. Why hasn't she been on in a while? After that one week, it got all weird and she hasn't been on after all. Yeah, yeah. The reason was because we couldn't ask her regular questions.
Because we couldn't ask her regular questions because she couldn't answer honestly. TMZ couldn't answer honestly. So I said, what's the point of doing it if she can't answer the question? Like, for instance, they were doing that TV show where they were getting punked, where the paparazzi were getting punked. Well, she couldn't talk about it because she worked for TMZ. And so I said, well, what's the point of doing it? Yeah, and we're getting away from gossipy type stuff, and that's their business. That's what they mainly do. So we stop talking about gossip stuff. There's not much to talk about with her. Yeah, okay. I was just curious because she hasn't been on. She's still our friend. It's okay. Yeah, we used to work with her in Dallas, so we're still friends with Katie. But Eddie's right. We don't really do the gossip stuff. We just report on what's really going on because it was getting – I felt like it was kind of lame. Well, you watch TMZ or any of those shows, The Insider, and you kind of need to take a shower afterwards. It's kind of gross. Yeah, that's what it seemed like it was getting like. Just get all gossipy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think a lot of people felt that with the show, that a lot of people were like, the show has gotten to be like, I'm sick of hearing about Britney Spears. I'm sick of hearing about Lindsay Lohan. And so you don't hear that stuff on the show anymore, unless it's news. If it's news, we talk about it. Okay, Mikey. Thanks. You got it.
Mikey Show, hello. Hello. Hello. Hey, this is P1Ray. I wanted to hear the Sean TV theme music if possible before the weekend. What a strange... But we're not going to do Sean TV. I know, I just want to hear it. It'll be so good. It'll be on Best Of? Yeah. Okay, then we can play it. Can you get it up for me, Ash? For sure. Ashley's going to put it up. This is the Sean TV theme. When the person wanted to hear Sean TV, they didn't want to hear you, Ashley. Yeah, a little bit. I like it. I feel good now. There it is. It's going to get everybody's weekend going good. Mikey Show, hello. Mikey, P1 Jason. What's going on, Jason? Hey, I was wondering if you heard about the movie coming out this weekend, Expelled, that Ben Stein has made. Expelled by Ben Stein? Yeah, he goes and talks to the scientists.
about creationism versus evolution. No, I haven't heard it. Is it a documentary? Yeah, I think so. Sweet. Oh, cool, man. All right, thanks. Cool, thanks. Speaking of creationism versus evolution, at the end of the show on Fridays, I do something called Give Me My Testimony, which is kind of my story, where I tell you kind of where I used to be in my life. where I am today. And it's very different where I used to be and where I am today. I have a history that a lot of you can probably relate to, although not very many people are comfortable discussing. And I got to be honest with you, I'm not comfortable discussing it. Because a lot of it is embarrassing and I had been taught pretty much my entire life to be shamed about a lot of it. And because Because I'm a guy and because guys have feelings of pride and ego, it's hard for me to talk about. The fact that when I was a kid, I was sexually abused. That's tough to do. It really is because as men, we don't want to show that vulnerability. And I don't like to. I'm telling you, man, when I do tell you, I don't like doing it. It's difficult for me to do it. I was a guy that the entire time that I was growing up felt that my thoughts...
the kinds of things that I think about, and I'll be honest with you, even today I still feel this way, that the kinds of thoughts, and I don't mean bad thoughts, I just mean thoughts in general, the kinds of things I think are interesting maybe, the kinds of things that I'm into or find interesting are different from other people, and I always think I'm just different. I always feel like the weird one. I always feel like the odd one out. I don't feel like I'm like everyone else because I... I might like some nerdy thing or I might like some weird thing. That's the way I, that's just who I am. I've always been that guy. But what happened was when I was younger, it led to some bad things in my life. I didn't have any self-esteem. I didn't have any confidence. And I had gone through these things, which may be worse than things that you've gone through in your life or not as bad. The only reason that I tell you is because Most of us can relate to it in one way or another. And so when I was in my 20s, I started to drink a lot. I really got accelerated after I did an appearance on the Howard Stern Show in 1997. I came back from that thing, and I just wanted that feeling of people liking me. And so I was drinking a lot. I was doing drugs, and eventually I got to the point where I couldn't control it anymore. I was doing it all the time. I was addicted to it.
There are people that are listening right now that are in the same situation. And I have compassion for that. I feel that I would like to help if I could. I wish I could help every single person that's in that situation, but I can't. All I can do is tell you my story. Because I know that there's people right now that are listening that are going to have to buy some kind of a drug today. And they can't help it. They have to because they're addicted. And that's why I tell my story. I was there. I was also in a place where I just felt so lonely, man. I felt like I didn't have anybody. There's a lot of people listening that maybe can relate to that. Maybe you've lost somebody, somebody very close to you that has died, or you're going through a breakup or a divorce, or you're in a situation that feels hopeless, like you're not going to be able to pay rent or your mortgage. God forbid you've lost a child. Or you may be in a situation where you're desperately trying to have a child.
And you cannot get pregnant. And no matter what you've tried, it's not happening. Or maybe you just find yourself in a position where nobody seems to like you and you don't know why. I was addicted to alcohol one night I was laying in bed. I knew that I was going to die. I just knew that. I knew that unless I did something to change my life drastically, that was the road that I was going down. And so one night when I was laying in bed, I closed my eyes. I asked Jesus Christ to come into my life. This thing called my testimony for the very first time on the radio. And if you are and you heard me say those words, there may be feelings of anger that came up inside of you. And if they did, I'm sorry because I don't like to make people mad. It's part of me wanting people to like me. But one thing that I have figured out just in myself is that anger isn't real.
It's something that we have to hide a couple of very real things. Hurt, sadness, and fear. So if when I just said that Jesus Christ was able to save my life, you got angry, ask yourself if there's any element of hurt or sadness or fear involved in those words. Because he did save my life, but he continues to change my life even today. And he continues to make me a better man. I have a confidence today that I never had in my life before. I walk differently, talk differently, and it's because of the changes that he made in my life. So if you're listening and you're going through any of those things, addiction, eating disorders, pornography, if you have some kind of thing that you feel is messing up your relationships, go to my website. It's MikeyShow.com, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com, and in the keyword section, type in the word help.
And there's information on there that can help you with all those different things. But I just want you to know that there is hope for all of those different things that I just talked about. Man, there is a way out. For me, it was Jesus Christ. I play this song called Tunnel that's about hope. You really listen to the words to it. You really listen to the lyrics to this song. It's so beautiful, man. The words to this song are so beautiful. It gets me all fired up. So make sure you listen. Rob, you got something? I just want to say happy birthday to my brother. He's 21 tomorrow. That's cool, dude. Happy birthday, man. See you later.