The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 04/21/08

2:06First, it's a Mikey show at 6.05. Gas prices are out of control. Oh, well, out of control. That was like a Freudian control. Out of control. Oil has hit a record high, and gas prices are up 16 cents from two weeks ago. Well, the Padres are finally able to beat the Diamondbacks, winning yesterday 9-4, beating Randy Johnson. Big unit. The unit. Hey, welcome to the show. It's Monday, and... Let's do this thing. Why don't you call us at 570-1053. We'd love to talk to you. The beginning and end of every show, we do an open phone segment, so you'd call about anything you want. Anything at all. And we'll find out. We'll check in with everybody and find out how their weekend went. I want to find out how Rob's thing went Saturday night. I know he had a barbecue for his brother who turned 21. Rob is 25. And he's very different now. You know, he's not a partier like he used to be. And so, you know, him throwing this thing for his brother, I was really interested. And, you know, also over the weekend, I was praying that he wouldn't get in trouble. Nobody got in trouble. It would all be good. You're not going to believe some of the stuff that I have for you. Okay. About this barbecue. I can't wait. Oh, wow. I can't wait. So call us, P1s. Get involved. Let's all talk. Let's hang out. 570-1053 is the number. And my name is Mikey.

3:36And I am 37 years old. And because I have been hearing commercials on the radio from Eddie, I bought Johnsonville Brats this weekend. I am not kidding. That is fantastic. They were so good. Holy, dude. Let me tell you something. Eddie knows how much I like that stuff, Basque. You know? Okay. So, Basque is this marinade. And it's the greatest thing in the world. And when you use it with tri-tip, it's like... Peanut butter and jelly. It's the greatest thing in the world. Dude, I made both. I liked the Johnsonville brats about a hundred times more. Wow. I stopped eating the tri-tip. Honestly, I had like two bites of tri-tip. And I said to everybody at the table, I said, I wish I just made these. Really? Dude. That's crazy. That is huge, dude. Oh, they are good, man. That is going to be a every weekend thing. And I'm going to say every weekend because I'm going to try to not do it during the week so I don't wear myself out on it because you know how I do that. I'll have something every day when I like it. And I thought to myself, is this like a secret society of sausages that people just don't know about? You know, like Johnsonville brats are like so gigantic in like the Midwest, you know, Wisconsin, obviously, places like that.

5:01And, you know, here in San Diego, we, you know, I'm sure people are aware of them. I don't know that they have them as much as they do back, you know, back in the Midwest or in the East. But, man, I'm like you, dude. I want to have them as much as possible. And we had them over at Rob's, and Rob was really proud because he bought this thing called a $6 mustard. What? Oh, wow. And he was so proud of it. Well, you have to know, for those of you that are regular listeners, you may know this or you may not. And for those of you that are new listeners, I'm sure you don't. Rob really likes things that have the word $6. Like $6 hamburger to him is like the biggest thing in the world. Like that's a cool thing. He couldn't believe a mustard that costs $6. It has to be good. Yeah. So he bought it and, you know, he's walking around the party. You want some $6 mustard? You want some $6 mustard? I'm like, Rob, I don't even have anything to eat. He's like, I don't care, dude. Just get a spoon. It's so good. And it was delicious. So I put some of that on the brats. Oh, my God. Found the hatch. Those things are magical, dude. Really good. So anyway, that was the highlight of my weekend. I am not kidding you. That was the highlight of my weekend. Eddie is our producer, our sports guy. He's 35. Let me explain. We have a process here on the Mikey Show where we have each member of the show email their weekends.

6:32And the reason that we do this is because that way I can go over what happened. And we do this every day. It's not just the weekend. We do it every day. What's going on in our lives? And the reason that we do it via email is so that it's brand new information. And so when it comes out on the air, everybody's hearing it for the first time. Not just the audience, but us on the show. Today's email from Eddie may have been the most interesting email. in terms of this that I've ever received. And so I think that it would probably be best for me to just read the paragraph that I read so that you can be as interested as I am. Eddie writes, Dear Mikey, it says, Deborah and I, Deborah is Eddie's wife, Deborah and I saw the weirdest, scariest thing on Friday. Some person was walking down our street in a druid.

7:35cloak. What? Do you know what that means? No. Like, he was wearing, like, the art. You ever see Eyes Wide Shut? Eyes Wide Shut. Yeah. Perfect. That's what they are. Perfect. Creepy. It's like a huge cloak with, like, a hood over it, and you can't see their face. Oh, creepy. Or any part of their body, because it's, like, this black cloak. It's really scary. It's bizarre. Yeah. Yeah. It's bizarre. And so, he says, we couldn't see their face or any part of their body. Then they started spinning around. It was freaky. What? Yeah, acid's fun. So we already have trippy stuff happen on that street. I think I've told you guys about my ghost lady. What? That lives on that street. I've never told you this story before. The ghost lady? I've never said this before. Holy cow. There's this old lady. We only see her at night. And you know...

8:36Down the street from my house is like that foresty area that nobody should be walking around. She walks back and forth from that area at night. And she was always wearing the same outfit. Come on. Yeah, it scares the crap out of us. And we always go, oh, look, there's the ghost lady. And so it always freaks us out. Because we only see her at night. She never walks during the day and walks in an area that you shouldn't be walking in. It's bizarre. So that's already one thing that we think is weird. So Friday night, we're coming home from dinner. It's dusk. Really kind of a creepy time. And we're driving and I see this person walking down our street in this outfit. Yeah. And we're like, what the hell is that? And then we're like, is it a man? Is it a woman? We can't tell. And then all of a sudden we're like looking at it like, what is it doing? It just starts spinning. What are you spinning? Like just turning around. And do you and Debra go? Yeah, we start freaking out. And so I pull into my driveway and I go, I'm getting the hell out of here. I might even call the cops because that's so bizarre. And Debra's like, oh, I got to go find out what this is. I go, you're crazy. She walks out and goes to go look and see where's it going. I go, get out of here. It's going to take your soul. Stop it. Dude, I ran in the house. I left her behind.

10:02Forget it. It was so bizarre. That's crazy. Yeah. Turns out it's boy blunder. Zeph. Yeah, it's Zeph. Yeah, it's Zeph. So, wow, that is a creepy story. So weird, dude. Dude. Sky, what'd you do this weekend? Um, well, um, it was my brother's birthday on Saturday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Joey. So, um, uh, went and met. How old is he? Uh, he turned. This fictitious brother of yours. We've never met. He turned 32. 32. Yeah, we're very close in age. So, um, yeah. So, uh, he wanted to do a pub crawl, if you will. And, um, yeah. So I met him. This guy doesn't drink. Yes, I do not drink. I'm not drinking anymore. Since last weekend. Since Eddie's birthday. Yes. I do not drink. But so, yeah, we met at this new place that just opened up right by Petco called the Tilted Kilt. I've heard of it. That place is cool. Sounds cool, yeah. Yeah, the waitresses, little risque in their dressing. Really? Oh. Dude, like, so tiny, like, mini skirt kilts. And then bra tops that match the kilt with little white button-ups over them. It's like a little schoolgirl almost. Yeah, but the button-ups are not buttoned, and they're tied right underneath the bra tops. Woo!

11:23But yeah, so that place was really cool. And then besides that, I watched three movies on DVD this weekend. What did you watch? I watched Juno. Me too. Which, dude, I can't say enough about how awesome that movie is. Overrated. I think so too now it's been blown up so much. It was so good. Yeah, cried a little. So good. I don't want to give away. Lars and the Real Girl. It's a movie about the drummer from Metallica, right? Yeah. I enjoyed it. It was a bit artsy. I thought it was going to be more of a comedy, but it was good. What is it, a documentary? No, it's that weird movie about some dude in a small town who starts going out with a blow-up doll that Sky really wanted to see. Well, he falls in love. Falls in love with a blow-up doll. And she's a good girl, too. She's a good girl. It's a comedy? She's a religious girl. It is comedy, right? They had to sleep in separate rooms. Is it a comedy? Well, I thought it was, but it's kind of more of like an... A morbidly... Yeah, it's like artsy, like this guy's a little sick up top, but, you know, like... That actually sounds interesting. Yeah, I mean, there's nothing like sexual between him and the doll. Like, sex is like the last thing involved in this movie. Is it good? Yeah.

12:35Yeah, a little artsy, but, you know, don't go into it thinking it's going to be like a laugh-out-loud comedy because it's not. All right. And then finally I watched Enchanted on Eddie's recommendation. Adorable. I didn't care for it as much as Eddie did, but I thought it was cute. It was cute. It was cute. I started it. You did? I started it and I didn't. I didn't. But it may be like a Juno thing where it may have been. I figured if Eddie liked it, it's got to be great. But I think I may have blown it up too much for myself. And the other thing is that it's hard for me because you guys know how I like reality. This is so far from reality. It's a polar opposite of reality. So it was cute. I could get it, but I was like, I can't concentrate. I couldn't concentrate. Watch Juno. He'll like it. Yeah. I don't know. You will. He will not. I don't think I will either. He will like it less than I liked it. I know this guy. I think it's probably too cute and too clever. Very precocious. Yes, very precocious and too clever. And, you know, that girl that plays Juno, what is her name?

13:45Ellen Page. It looks like now she's just playing the same person in every movie. I'm very precocious and smarter than everybody and I talk like this. That's exactly what it is. It's garbage. My problem with the movie is I couldn't determine whether or not I really thought she was clever and funny and cute or the most annoying person on the planet. I know which one I'd decide. If I knew that person in real life, I would hate her. She's a teenager. She's trying to figure it out. Come on. Yes. So, listen, my wife loved it. My mother-in-law loved it. My mother loved it. Everybody loved it. It's one of those movies, I bet, where if I never heard of it before, I'd love it. But now I've heard of it so much that everybody loves it. I don't know it would be the same. Sky is our, excuse me, yeah, I didn't say. Sky's our news girl. Hi. And Shawnee, oh boy, he does sound effects. Oh, there he is. Hi. That is his job on The Mikey Show, is he is in charge of. Sound effects and audio. Yeah, that and any little audio clip that you hear comes from Shawnee O'Boy. And so Shawnee is 38 years old and this weekend found himself furniture shopping. It's always fun. I actually don't mind furniture shopping. It's not a bad experience. It really isn't. No. But especially when...

15:13You go to the really large furniture stores and they have like these little like sets, like a little movie set for each of the different styles of furniture, you know. And I find myself imagining which set I would want to, like if I got locked in the store overnight, where would I want to sleep? Like which one would I want to sleep in? Which one would be the bed, the little set that I would want to curl up in? And then when I wake up in the morning, which one do I want to eat breakfast at? Which one fits me the best? Which one looks the best? And if I were a rich person, which one would I be in? If I were poor, which one would I gravitate to? I do this whole process every time we go for an interest. Have you done that since you were a kid? I think so. That's funny. In fact, I think it started when I was a kid. Yeah. Yeah. That's Shawnee O'Boy. He is... A very tall man, too. How tall are you, Sean? A 6'3", Mike. There he is. So did you buy anything or just shop? We almost purchased something. Almost. Yeah, it was like a foot and a half too long for our space. We did not get it. Ashley is our assistant producer. She has blonde hair. She has a blondie. And cute as a button.

16:30And she is a lot like our little sister. She will always be a lot like our little sister. She's wearing green today. Hey, Ash, didn't you have something going on Friday night? I remember our listeners were calling in and saying, Ash is going to be at this thing. What did you do Friday night? Well, Friday night was the SDSU, Greek Talent Show. And I suppose here it was a fundraiser for people in wheelchairs. Okay, so it was like the fraternities and the sororities got together and they did a talent show. Correct. And they did it for what? No, I guess they were collecting money for people in wheelchairs. I thought it was for people who couldn't afford wheelchairs. People who can't afford wheelchairs? Right, now it's people that need wheelchairs. Is that the deal? Not people in wheelchairs. No one really told me. So wait, wait, wait. So it's people that need it? Yes. They wish they had one. They can't afford it. Got it. I wasn't there, though. Ashley was. So, Ash, what's the deal? That was the last thing on anyone's mind that was there. So, it was like fraternities and sororities doing a talent show. So, we go, yeah, and we go, and it's in the open-air theater. So, it's like there's a stage, and all of these kids color-coded. So, I guess by sorority or fraternity, they were color-coded. And, man, were they having fun. Oh, man. Like, I was like not on their level. They were like.

17:56very excited. You were not having fun. They were very excited, and I don't know if they were drunk, but I mean, they were really energetic, you know, and like all color-coded, and then the talent show started, and it was a variety of like dancing mixed with like different times, like the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, and then the new generation, and they had to like tie the theme in with the dancing with wheelchairs. No. Yeah. Come on. And like, like, Like, they had to, so they had to, like, act out, like, if they were, like, in the, whatever, 50, I don't know, one theme was the Flintstones. Okay. And then they would, like, act out with, like, you know, decorations on the stage and stuff about how the Flintstones would coincide with, like, all these hip-hop routines that they did, like, this mixed dancing routine. And then they, like, connected that with the wheelchair foundation. So there'd be, like, someone in a wheelchair, like, going across the stage. What was your deal there? What were you doing? I was just a judge, but, like, it was crazy. Like, it was a party. You know what I mean? And I brought my boyfriend, and I really think we were, like, the only two people there that were, like, sober. And we sat down with the sweet other judges, which were four girls from the dance team. And we watched these performances. And some of them were pretty good. Some of them were not so good. There was one unfortunate incident where this...

19:19girl in this little tiny silver, like, angel outfit. I don't know if she was, like, an angel saving something with a theme. Her whole dress, like, came off when she was doing this hip-hop move. And, you know, she was wearing, like... Flower underwear, and she was doing this move where you maybe shouldn't be wearing flower underwear and wearing a short dress. And then, like, you know, one of the frat guys came and ripped it off her, like, trying to take her off stage. Was it planned that way, or did it happen on accident? See, and that's the thing. Wardrobe malfunction? Yeah, wardrobe malfunction. That's the thing. I thought it was planned, so I docked major points. And then afterwards, I ended up asking them if it was planned. They said no. I'm like, oh, sorry, bro. I docked points. I wasn't impressed with that, but she was crying after I felt so bad for her. Oh, wow. It was just, you know, yeah, you know, that was the difference. I mean, it brought back, like, old memories, to say the least. Yeah, getting old, huh? I was like, I really felt really out of place. I felt really unhip. I felt really old. I felt really dorky. I felt like I was just totally out of the loop with, like, what is cool now. Yeah. It was really interesting. I don't know. Boston Rob. Oh, boy. 25 years old.

20:30Yeah, I felt 25 this weekend. That's right. So you felt extraordinarily young. No, wake it old. Wake it old. Wait, wait. Hold on. I'm getting up there. Don't have to keep bringing it up. Let me tell you, Mike, I felt every bit of those 25 years this weekend. That's right. So it was his brother's birthday. His brother was turning legal age, 21. Gabe Kaplan. Did it go well? Was everything safe? Yeah, yeah. Everything went fine. Good. Good to hear it. That was a blessing. There you go. You know, and I kind of felt bad because when we took him out Saturday night, we got out at about 11. And by like 1230, me and my fiance were like, I kind of want to wrap it up. Right. You know, I was exhausted. I'd been up all day. I was like cooking at the cookout. And I was wrapping it up. And Gabe really didn't want to go home. But we kind of coaxed them to come home. And I wasn't too, too happy about it because it wasn't like closing down the bar, you know, like old style. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you. In order for listeners to really get what you just heard, you just would have had to know Rob.

21:37I mean, this kid was as wild as they come. He was the black stallion. Yes. He needed to be broken. And he was just wild. He was just wild. When we first met him, that guy, he partied harder than anybody I know. And he was out of control. And he's so, I mean, I got to tell you, I'm really proud of him. He's so responsible now. And he's really come around. It's really cool to see. Roosevelt Zethian Oates III, Esquire Jr. Nice. He is our man about town. He is? He's a gadabout. That's right. Sits behind me in a school desk. Well, Seth. And he's very tall. He sits behind me and to the right. And this weekend... Zeth played croquet. Yes, I did. Of course. And are you in a league? No, it was actually the first time in my life. Is that after a cricket match? No. And I suck horribly at croquet. Who was playing it? Just a bunch of my friends. My friend called me. He's like, hey, we're going to go to the park and barbecue and play croquet. I'm like, for real? Well, okay, I guess. You know, I had sandals on and I ended up hitting my foot really hard.

23:05Get arrested this weekend or anything? You know, usually when we see Zeth. Offer you drugs, anyone? Yeah, well, you've got to understand, Zeth is really a good kid, but he looks very dangerous. Yes. He does. I'm being honest. Criminal vibe. How tall are you, Zeth? He's 6'3". He's 6'3", and he wears, you know, the baggy jeans and T-shirt, and he's got, he's sleeved with tattoos, and he's got the, well, now he's growing his hair out, but it's very short hair. White kid. Looks like if he was in prison, he'd be with the Aryans. Lots of earrings. Yeah, lots of piercings. See the one with all the stuff in his face? Yeah. So, no arrests this weekend, but I did have a sheriff knocking at my door yesterday. What? Yeah. Gotta have police in his life every weekend. He's addicted to them. He's addicted. I was just sitting on the couch watching TV, and I get a knock on the door, and I pretty much never answer the door. Like, ever, ever, ever. But I go and I look through the people and I see the sheriff standing right there. I'm like, oh, no. So I go, put the dogs away, open the door. I was like, yeah, can I help you? They go, are you Mr. Oates? I go, yeah. Mr. Oates. His name. I'm afraid. Listen, his name is Zethian Oates. That's his real name. Is that cereal? It's the truth. Eddie looked at me right now like, that's really his name? I thought that was like a thing we did on the air.

24:28I like putting a little sugar on my Mr. Oates in the morning. It's delicious. Fresh fruit. It's real good. But I'm afraid I'm going to get arrested at this point. They got a warrant on me or something because I don't know what's going on. What'd they want? I guess the registration is still overdue on my car. She said, well, another officer was going to tow your vehicle, but I said I'd come up, talk to you, see if you can get it to move it on a private property so we don't have to take it. So I went down, moved it. put it on a private property, and everything worked out. There you go. Score. It's Roosevelt. Rosie. 570-1053 is our phone number. At the beginning and end of every show, we do something called Open Phones. Call in about anything you want to call in about. A little bit later, before this hour is over, we're going to announce a contest that we're doing that's pretty funny. Awesome. It's going to be pretty funny. So we're going to do that. What else we got? Just call us. 570-1053 is the phone number. We got a big, big Monday planned for you. This is going to be a good Monday. We got to tell you more about the sticker strike and what's going on with the sticker strike and just a lot of cool stuff going on. Mikey Show, hello. What's up? Same thing that Sean does in the bed store.

25:57and I look at model homes. Really? And as a kid, I would, as soon as you walked in the house, because you had the different, like, oh, this is the boys' room, this is the girls' room, this is the jock room, immediately would start assigning myself and family members to what rooms they would live in. Nice. I would get frustrated if they didn't believe me. Really? Like, if we would go there and I was like, oh, this is clearly my room. And, you know, one of the sisters would be like, no, no, no, I think I'd like this. I'd be like, what are you talking about? This is a boys' room. Do you not see the baseball? I'm kind of into baseball. How old? How old was this? I don't know. Probably, you know, 10 or 11. There you go. And they were, you know, 9, 8, and 6. There you go. Hey, thank you for the call. Thanks, guys. All right, we'll see you. P1 paparazzi is on the line. Oh, goodness. Good morning. Eddie just rolled his eyes, put his head back, and exclaimed. Oh, my. Let's see. P1 paparazzi, he's a hall of famer. Come on. P1, which means that, you know, he's one of the biggest and brightest P1s that there is. And in the P1 galaxy. Eddie is not a fan, though. Eddie does not feel the same way that I do. But paparazzi, what is going on? What's new?

27:14Another day in the neighborhood, my friend. That's right. Really? Really. I was wondering, have you guys ever considered trying just like maybe an hour for a day, switching roles like Skype instead of reading the news, the sound effects, Sean reads the news? Just mix things up a little bit. It's so funny. We actually, yes, we have. We have considered that and thought that that would be fun. However. When delivered by paparazzi, Eddie put his head back like it was the worst idea that he's ever heard in his life. He's never heard. But we've actually discussed it. I think it is an interesting idea, an interesting concept. It might sound better coming from one of us, I think. Well, let's give it a shot. Let's see. Sean, suggest the same idea. Hey, guys, I have an idea of something we could do on the show. How about we take each other's duties and we kind of swap them? We mix them around, and, like, Eddie could do the news. Let's see. Ashley could answer phones, maybe. I could do sports, something like that. You know, what do you think? Eddie, what do you think of that? I like it. Listen, let me tell you something. Paparazzi usually calls in with some pretty good stuff. I like his stuff. And he is a good contributor. There's no doubt about it. He's a good contributor. Thank you, Paparazzi. Our text number is 35253, so you can text us any time. We'll read your text on the air.

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36:00The Monkey Show. Now something you might have missed. The question that we asked was, what would you want to see in the future? Like, what? If you could see something happen in the future, what would it be? P1 Danny. Hoverboard. Ever since I saw Back to the Future. What's a hoverboard? I agree. No, they don't. What is it? Not like that one. What is a hoverboard? It's like a board you stand on. It's a skateboard that you like hover. And it hovers and then you go places. Yeah, that'd be cool because then, you know, you don't fall off of it as easily. Like the reason you fall off now, right, is because you don't have balance or whatever. Gravity. Rock 105.3. Twice was enough. Welcome back. It is 640. Sandra Bullock and her husband, Jesse James, are luckily okay after being involved in a head-on crash with a drunk driver this weekend. Danica Patrick makes history becoming the first women to win an IndyCar race. It's the number one pop song in the country. It's from that chick that won the British version of American Idol. Her name's Leona Lewis. Our text number's 35253.

37:34Pretty funny contest we're going to be announcing coming up. And after 7 o'clock, we're going to do something called the Dumb Chip Challenge. Have you ever heard of that? That's an interesting deal. I like that. B-Rob has a brand new song as well that we're going to be doing. Some of our texts we're getting at 35253. Mikey, I did the same thing this weekend, too. Went out and got some brats because of Eddie. Yes. Thanks. Those things are killer. It's P1 Brew Crew. Yeah, those are good, dude. Mikey, I've been gone for a couple of weeks. Where can I get the new P1? Funny you should ask. You can't get that sticker until May the 10th. In fact, we won't even have it in our hands. They're going to bring those boxes of those stickers. They should do it in a Brinks truck. But they're going to bring them out there on May the 10th and crack the box, crack the cellophane on those stickers on May the 10th at Qualcomm Stadium. That's the only way you can get them. We're not going to have them before then. Hey, Mikey, just wanted to thank you for telling me about the Border Patrol. I have my exam today, so thanks again. Holy cow. Good luck. P1 El Pueblo Loco. Yeah, for sure. Hey, Mikey, what was the name of the restaurant that Sky mentioned earlier? That's P1 Monster Truck. Sky? The Tilted Kilt. It's on 10th Street, and it's literally right next door to the Petco Park entrance on 10th Street. This next text is real. Uh-oh.

39:07Question for B-Rob. I just started to hit the gym and I was wondering how hard it is to look as good as you. This question is not a joke. Oh, come on. Who said that? He went Sanjaya. He's not kidding. Sanjaya? He says it's not a joke. He's not being a jerk. Sanjaya, call in. I can tell from the way the text is written. He's not kidding. He says this is not a joke. That's crazy. But Sanjaya's in great shape already. I've seen him before. Yeah. He must think that Rob. Looks like he's in great shape. Well, have you seen his new MySpace picture? No. Well, it's like of his chest, and it's like he's very... Cut up. I've got to say, Rob's very cut with the chest area. Is that right? A lot of steroids. In the MySpace picture. That's ridiculous. You'd like to see why people would want to know how to look like that. Come on. It's all cut. Let's see. 50 Cent is out on Alicia Keys.

40:04Yeah, not a fan. Well, Skye, give us a little history here. What happened that she did recently that got him so upset? Well, Alicia Keys did an interview where she talked about gangster rap and said that she believed it's part of a government conspiracy to get black people to kill each other. Right. Now, 50 Cent, for whatever reason, he didn't like that? Yes, he took offense. He says, quote, I don't like Alicia Keys no more. The same reason why I said that I don't like Oprah Winfrey. I don't like people who don't like me. If you don't like the content that I write because of my experiences, I'm being who I am when I'm writing. If she doesn't like that, then I don't like that classical music S that she's doing. Her statement changes my perception of her. It's not really a bright comment anyway. Oh, my. Wow. Not a fan. You guys, P1 Sanjaya is online. Nice. Sanjaya. Good morning, San Diego. He sounds just like Sanjaya.

41:09No. Sanjay, do you ever give your real name? Not on the air. Not on the air, right? It's amazing that that's what he really sounds like. Sanjay is a cool guy. We've known him for a long time. He's a listener of ours. And so you were being serious. Yeah, I'm not joking. I just started. What makes you, I mean, everybody was saying it. You're in good shape already. So what are you talking about? Actually, I'm out of shape because I haven't been surfing as much. But I saw B-Rob's picture on MySpace. Good. Yeah. Weird. Told you. So, Rob, what is the secret to that look that you have in the picture? Looking so cut. It's called not eating. Yeah, it's an unhealthy diet and a lot of cigarettes. Starvation. And then just the rest of the time, work out. Rob, what is your... Do something easy. When you're feeling faint, keep working. Okay, that's stupid. Rob, what's your weight regimen in your upper body? What do you do?

42:07For upper body? Upper body. I do a different body part every day. So explain how it works. Five days a week, I do chest. He just asked you your upper body. Answer the question. So what do you do? How do you do it? That's what I was doing. I work out five times a week, and I do this, and I have a different body part. I'm so great. I got a can of protein, Mike. It's a powder. Today, I'm going to do chest. I snort it. Today I do chest at the gym. Just chest. That's all I focus on. Mondays is chest. Tomorrow I do back. Explain what your reps and the sets are for your chest. Okay. I'll start off with the flat bench. And the reps are about 15 to 20. I don't max out with weight. Okay. I do that because you can tone up if you do more reps, less weight. How many sets do you do? Four to five. Okay. And that's all you do today? No. And then you go decline, incline, flies, a couple other cable machines. You do that every Monday? Yeah. I do the pick and paw. I do the chicken foot. I do the sandal capsule and then I wrap it up with a Thai chai latte. So that's Monday? Yeah. Okay. Throw in some forearms and abs every day, though. Sanjaya.

43:31Are you willing to do what he just said? Because I'm not. And then what do you do the rest of the week, Rob? Tomorrow we'll be back. Okay. What do you do? I switch it up all the time, and I'm not exactly sure what they are, but I'll do, like, pull-downs. I could show you what it looks like, but... That's pointless on the radio. I do a bunch of different things. Make sure you do at least five different sets of different back machines. You do five different back machines? Yeah, you got to. Okay. I mean, dude, if you want to look like the MySpace picture, you kind of, you got to. Well, it's pointless. You want this Adonis body? Yeah. If you're focusing on one body part a day, you do one thing. IM me that. Did you IM me that? I did, but you have to, like, sign in and do all this stuff. Here, I'll do it for you. What is it? Rob's picture? Here, sign in. Oh, no. The picture of Rob. Let me see this. How old is the picture, Rob? What was it? Sounds gay. Thanksgiving? Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving 07? Yeah. It's a good time to have your shirt off. I cook with my shirt off. I don't like to cook with the shirt on. What? Oh, you are disgusting. I think he shaves his chest.

44:51Let me tell you, his body looks really good. What a thuggy picture. I mean, this guy. Holy cow, does this guy look like he just got out of prison. He's hard and he's cut. He's smoking a butt. Can you put your pants on? I got no belts that fit. What's the point of even wearing pants at that place? Of course you don't. You're a women's size one. Yeah, borrow sarissas. Yeah, she's got something else fit. I bet I look good on them. Holy Talia. You're like one of her hair ties. This guy. Scratchy. Rob, work with me on this. Uh-huh. I want you to walk me through the rest of the week and just kind of do it kind of quickly and tell people, because I'm sure that there's people that are listening, guys that would go, hey, I want to know what he's doing. So what do you do on Wednesday? Wednesday will be shoulders. What do you do? But you got to make sure every day. Work in forearms and work in your abs. Every day. Do abs at the end of everything. And I usually go on the elliptical or on the treadmill for 20 to 30 minutes. Okay. So what do you do on Wednesday? Wednesday will be shoulders. What do you do? You do upright rows. You do the reverse flies. You'll do military presses. A bunch of different things. You always switch it up. And then Thursdays, it will be arms. Just focus on buys and tries. That's it. Yeah. And wrap it up. Like you said, wrap it up every day with the abs.

46:18Abs, throwing some forearms in between your sets. I want to have Popeye forearms, Mike. Popeye forearms, that's my deal. How long do you stay there? Hour to hour and a half every day. And then Friday? And then Friday will be legs, but other than that, it's calisthenics. Pull-ups, push-ups, sit-ups. Nice guy. He really works hard at it. And then I go to the gym. I mean, that's just the gym. And then I go to boxing on... Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday. Oh, Mike, I forgot. Never eat. Don't ever eat food. Don't eat food. No, if you're going to eat, eat small meals. There you go. All right, Sanjaya, your car door is going off. You're at work. And thank you for calling, man. All right, bro. Thank you, dude. Yeah, Boston Rob's not just a male model. He also is a singer-songwriter. And he has dropped a new song. And so we will be checking that out. In just a little bit, the new song is called In Da Bank. And it's just like the song by Fitty. Speaking of Fitty. Called In The Club. Rob also hates Alicia Keys. He's upset because he, not because he doesn't like what she said about gangster rap, but because he's just a gangster. And so it upset him. I watched an episode of Tim and Eric.

47:42Great show. Good going. And you're nice is the name of the show. Great going, Tim and Eric. Tim and Eric, awesome show. Great job, Mike. Downloaded it on iTunes. The episode that I watched was called Internet. Oh, dude, that's a great one. And Rebecca says, what is that show? And I said, babe, I said, honestly, it's like watching someone's dream. Wow. That's what it reminds me of. It's so weird. It's so weird that it's like watching a dream. That's how weird it is. Like, I mean, out there weird. At one point, they were talking about how the whole episode, the whole 11-minute long episode, is them teaching you about the Internet. Oh, good. And how they've just created the Internet. And they're working on this really old-fashioned PC. I mean, it looks like it came out in, like, the late 80s. Yeah. And they're teaching you how you can download music on it. Okay. And the whole concept is that it's old computer time. But they're presenting it as if it's new computer time. Yeah, they actually say you can surf music. Yes.

49:08And they're explaining to you how literally they have almost 100 songs to choose from. It almost seems limitless. Yes. And the whole delivery is there are almost 100 songs to choose from. And at one point they say they're giving all the different types of music that you can download. And one of the types of music is children's music. And so one of them, I don't know which, Tim or Eric, says, I have a daughter that loves children's music. Let's hear a sample of one of the children's songs that she listens to. And dude, they go to the Jeff Goldblum group. And it's really Jeff Goldblum. No. It's really Jeff Goldblum in blue man paint. No. Only he's bald for some reason. That's what I mean. Like it's a dream. Like, you know how in your dream, like something's really strange and you don't know why, but it just sort of makes sense. You're in Vegas. You have to see the blue man group, but Jeff Goldblum is performing. Yes. And in your dream, it just all makes sense. Of course. That's what it's like. So they go to this children's music and it's a video of Jeff Goldblum. Oh, I love it. Jeff Goldblum and group.

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1:00:43This text says, thanks for putting Tom Petty on this morning. My morning is even better now. Thanks, B-Rob. That's P1MJ. MJ, as you know, and we don't brag about it, but MJ dates Spider-Man. She is a P1, and so we don't like to... Make a big deal out of it. You know, we know that there are a lot of San Diego Padres and Chargers to listen to. Well, you shouldn't really be saying this on the radio. Yeah, no. That's going to put her in danger. Yeah, Spidey will not like that. The reason that I thought it would be okay is because even though people know that she listens, I hope her safety is not in question here, but dot, dot, dot. Ladies and gentlemen, we are going to be doing a contest here on The Mikey Show. Oh, my gosh, you guys. Now, as you know, there is a new movie coming out, and this movie is probably going to break a lot of summer records in the box office. Oh, yeah. The movie stars. Eddie, who is a guy? Robert Downey Jr. Robert Downey Jr. will be playing the lead role of Iron Man. Yes. Great casting.

1:02:01You have to know Tony Stark. Who is Iron Man? Tony Stark is Iron Man. I don't know. And it is a perfect cast. Does that mean, Eddie, does that mean, like, Batman is Bruce Wayne? Correct. Okay. And Superman is Clark Kent. Yes. Iron Man is... Tony Stark. Tony Stark. And so, now, I did not read comic books growing up. Eddie did. Sean did. Rob, did you ever read any comic books while you were growing up? Oh, where's Rob? No, dude. That's a good imitation, Seth. Very nice. I don't like that wicked nerd stuff. Seth, did you? No, not really. You didn't either? That's great, Seth. Now, these movies that they make into stuff, they're really good. I mean, they usually turn out to be like the biggest blockbusters and they make the most money. Oh, yeah. I have to say that personally, for me, I don't usually go. However, this one I'm going to. This one has piqued my interest. Iron Man, it looks too good. And Robert Downey Jr., he's too good. He's good. Gwyneth Paltrow, Terrence Howard. I mean, huge stars. So, Eddie, when you say that he's a great cast, why? What is that guy like? He looks like Tony Stark. And Tony Stark is kind of an arrogant, rich...

1:03:22Playboy, good-looking guy who was basically kind of injured and had to build this suit to not only keep him alive but to fight crime. What are Iron Man's abilities? Well, it's all about the suit. The suit has blasters. He can fly. He has this circle thing in the middle where he can make explosions. He's got all kinds of crazy stuff. Okay. We're going to do an Iron Man contest where you P1s will make your own Iron Man outfit. We're calling this the Iron Man fashion show. And the Iron Man fashion show is open to both men and women. Everybody can do it. Everybody can do it. Now, all people. that show up in costume are going to get tickets to the Iron Man premiere on the 29th. Now, let me explain. Let me explain. Wow. They, we checked, were not going to let us go because it was so in demand. This is the most in demand premiere. Right. A premiere is you see it before the movie comes out. Yeah. And we've seen blockbusters. We saw King Kong. We saw Cloverfield. This one, they were like, I don't know that we can let the whole show go. Right. However.

1:04:57Whoever wins the Iron Man fashion show is going to the premiere on the 29th. The grand prize is tickets for two to the Hollywood premiere. Shut up. Wow. Which is obviously going to have all the stars. Oh, my gosh. Including a limo ride up there. Wow. From San Diego. That is a huge prize. Dude, can we go? Yeah. That's crazy. When is the Iron Man fashion show? Next Tuesday. So same night of the premiere. Same night of the premiere. And when we say everybody who's in the contest gets tickets to the premiere, if you show up with aluminum foil around your wrists, you're not going to make it in the contest. You have to give it a legitimate try. You've got to be a good effort. Give it a go. Okay. It's going to be here at the station. Awesome. Dude, Jay's going to build like a fashion show stage. I love it. I love it. Catwalk. Yeah, catwalk. Oh, that's rad.

1:05:57It's the Iron Man fashion show. This is going to be so hysterical. And I'm going to do my best to describe these outfits to you. I mean, the best I possibly can. I'm going to do every last detail describing them to you. We should webcast it. We'll definitely tape it, have it on the internet so you can see it the internet. And this is going to be great. So the premiere of Iron Man is next Tuesday and that morning here at the station, the Iron Man fashion show. I cannot wait. That's great. It's open to men and women. It's going to be the biggest blockbuster of the summer, no doubt about it. I want to do it today. And for people who want to just come out and watch, we'll have some additional tickets to the premiere that you can register to win for. Oh, cool. So all kinds of good stuff. Very cool. So that is a week from tomorrow. I mean, listen, you got time. Go to Michael's. All right. I would go to Michael's and Home Depot. Oh, definitely. That's a great call. That's beyond if you have time. Yes. Can you imagine? So this is going to be gigantoid. You can text us, 35253. That's a text number. Don't forget, Thursday is the Eddie B. Rob Challenge right here at the radio station.

1:07:16That's what everybody can come watch. And I have some information about that. No. Give it to me. That will be next. And, well, we're also doing something next called the Dumb Chick Challenge. Have you ever heard of this? The Dumb Chick Challenge? Oh, no. Oh, why don't you call us and pick a horse? Either pick Sky or Ashley or Rob right now, and we'll play when we get back. The Mikey Show. Okay. All the way. The Mikey Show is on. Hey, check this out. Did you know that a just-completed survey of AIS clients shows an average savings of $850 per year? Now, of course, prices vary depending on your needs, so it really pays to shop around, which is what AIS does for you. In fact, 92% of AIS clients renew year after year, which goes to show just how much money they're saving. Remember, AIS wants you as a customer for life. Hey, it's Mikey. Call AIS at 1-800-777-4AIS. Again, that's 1-800-777-4AIS. Gentlemen, let's drive. Nah, I'm going to go with Rob, dude. Yeah, me too. I call shotgun.

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1:13:16They were over there in the hallway. Oh, man. I hope it's already stuck in my eye. I hope it's okay. What are you putting in your eye that's found in the hallway? Eye lubricating drops. You think that's bad? We found them in the hallway. I stick it in my eye. I hope that's not bad. They were in a box when I found them, if that helps. The box was covered in compost, but it's still a box. That's right. A box is a box, right? 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253 if you would like to text us for any reason. And why not do some of this right here? Oh, yes, yes, yes. The Mikey Show presents a somewhat gelastic moiety called The Dumb Chick Challenge. Ashley's got a big smile. I like it. Eddie and I are communicating. I've got my base coach here. I'm trying to teach me stuff. Eddie is like Ashley's base coach. He's liking me up. Hopefully that works out. I haven't won since last summer, Mike. Okay, so it should be great. Let's see how it goes today. Maybe it'll improve. It's true. I am definitely over two. This is how the Dumb Chick Challenge works. We get the three dumb chicks on the show, Sky, Ashley, and Boston Rob, to compete in a little game of, it's like trivia. We ask them questions.

1:14:47And the questions are assigned a point value. One through three. Ones are easy. Threes are hard. And the first person to five points is the winner. So what you do is you call up and you say, I will take so-and-so because you think they'll win. Sky's been on a streak. Yes. He's won the last 18 in a row. What happened to Ron? That guy used to be real smart. He was. Stopped cheating. I think that the... That makes sense. Yeah, that's true. We did... Yeah, we stopped the cheating like his million Patriots. Right, yeah. 18 and 1. P1 Rude Dog, are you there? Hey, how's it going? Good. Who would you like to take? I will take my man B-Rod. Okay. Hang on the line. P1 J-Unit. I'll pick Sky. You got it. You got it. Hang on the line. And P1AO, are you there? AO! How many times? AO, you get Ashley today. Every time, because that's no point right now. Maybe she'll win for you, though. Hang on the line. Eddie, what is the prize today? Well, we saved one of the Iron Man passes for the Dump Chick Challenge, so it's a big prize. Nice. No pressure, guys. No pressure. Okay, no pressure. Pressure taken. Let's start this time with Ashley. Okay. Ashley, what would you like to take? You just got to get the five points.

1:16:08So what do you want? A one, two, or three-point question? Will we get there slowly or will we get there fast? I want a two. You want a two. It's right in the middle. She wants to get there right in the middle. I like this strategy. I like it, Ashley. All right, Ash. Here we go. Ashley looks fantastic today. She's wearing green. Thanks. Go green. She's got blonde hair. She's got the bangs coming down in the left eye. She thinks go green is a fashion statement. That's right. That's what she thought go green means. Now, Ash, here is the deal. Focus. What? You can do this. Named for a famed psychiatrist, what slight error in speech is believed to reveal the true intentions of the unconscious mind? Ashley is smiling at me. It's a beautiful smile. It is a beautiful smile. Now it's turned into a little bit of a grimace. There's a squint. A little bit of a squint. And now she's scratching her face. She's thinking. Rubbing the chin. Sky, I think I do know this. Mike, give it to me one more time. I'll give you my answer. You got it, Ash. Ash is now repositioning in her chair. Ashley, named for a famed psychiatrist, what slight error in speech is believed to reveal the true intentions of the unconscious mind? She's thinking. That was my answer. Your answer was Frazier.

1:17:36No, no, no. Um. Come on, Ash. Oh, she's trying to will it to me, I think. No, no, no. My answer, are you wondering what it is that could happen that would make it seem like you're altering phrase words? Yes. My answer is um. Your answer is um. I don't understand. Wait, Skye does understand, and it's making her giggle a little bit. Skye, I don't understand. Could you explain what that meant? That's her answer? Well, sometimes when you struggle for a word. You say um. That's fantastic. That may be the greatest answer. That's not right. That is not. Oh, my God. My brain can't even process that. I think she should get half a point. How did you even figure that out? Because it's not a crazy answer. You guys really don't think she should get the answer for that? What? Somebody help her. I love that. Actually, that is incorrect. That was good, though, man.

1:18:32I think it was a problem with the wording of the question. Let me tell you something. There are people driving off the road right now laughing so hard that they just drove off the road. The answer is um. Fantastic. The correct answer is they call that a Freudian slip. Ashley is shaking her head knowingly. I get it. I get it. I've heard that too. I've heard that, too. I've heard of that. Yep. That's good. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Let's move on. It doesn't affect your personal life. It does not. It doesn't affect your personal life, Ash. It does not. It will. Trust me. We will move on to Boston, Rob. I don't even know what to say anymore. Rob. I don't know how to follow that. There's nothing you can do. There's nothing you can do. You can't. For the next four years, nothing will be that good. Nothing will be that good. Wow. Yeah. Well. Boston Rob, would you like a one, a two, or... She should get a job on Tim and Eric Awesome Show. Boston Rob, do you want a one, two, or three-point question? Come on, Rob. Um. Um. Two. Don't start that. Two. Two-point question.

1:20:00Your two-point question is, this tourist attraction was built in France for the 1889 World's Fair. What is it? Um, no. Is that your answer? I hate you. No, that's not my answer. Oh, okay. Be careful. The Eiffel Tower? That is correct. That is correct. Nice job, Rob. Boston Rob is on the board with two points. Put it on the ball. All right. We're going to go to Skye. Switch it up. Skye has a system she uses where she goes 2.2.1 point. That was going to be my... Skye, why don't you go 1 point, then 2.2 point? Warm up. Or is there some sort of a... I believe that she may be... What do they call that? She's got superstition. No way, right? Must be a 2.1 point.

1:21:02Does she have to do that dance? Yeah, does she have to do that face when she does the song? Oh, man. What's the next line? Yeah, what is the next line? I like it. Skye, your two-point question is, Skye, what are baby goats referred to as? Oh, man, that was an instant face. Wait, wait, wait. Skye might have this. Is it there? Yes, I've given. Dozens of them away. It's like a normal word. I've got it, boxcars. No, Mike, it's a kit. That is correct, Skye. Skye is on the board. On the board. Skye has got two points. Boston Rob has two points. Ashley's got none, but we're going to Ashley now. Ashley's smiling at Eddie. She's looking at how she's got her eyes closed. She's considering what her base coach...

1:22:07Told her to do. Yeah, me too. All right, a two-pointer. Ashley, here comes your two-point question. Okay. What is the acronym LSD, or excuse me? What are you thinking? I know, that was a Freudian slip. What I just did was a Freudian slip. That revealed my unconscious mind. I thought it was an ummy and slip. It's an ummy and slip. Ash, what does the acronym LCD stand for? LCD. What does the acronym LCD stand for? Sky may have it. Sky's working it out, dog. LCD. Head tilted to the side. Index finger to the forehead. This is a tough one. And it probably does not affect her personal life. Maybe she'll get on the board again. She's playing with the bangs. That's never a good sign. When she starts playing with her bangs, it's never a good sign.

1:23:18Codependency. It is not something codependency. It is not. I mean, I have no idea. Look it up. Look it up. I have no idea. I don't know. Ashley, it stands for liquid crystal display. It's on a television. They have the liquid crystal display. That's right. It's called LCD. They do it with mirrors. That's right. They do it with it. No, that's that's actually DLP. It's a DLP. That's the mirrors. Weird. What about OPP? No, I'm down with it. I am down with OPP. I'm down with OPP. Yeah, you know me. Boston Rob? Give me a three. Oh, look at this guy. I'm so cut. Oh, yeah. Look at me, then look at my MySpace. Rob, your three-point question is, in 1991, who became the first democratically elected president of Russia? Wow, this guy just gave a look like, are you kidding? That's a real question. What's Russia? What's Russia? Is that a salad dressing? Yes. A little different. I'm just going to go with my gut here. Paul Newman. I'm like 60% on this. Is it Mikhail Gorbachev? That is incorrect. That is incorrect. But you know what? You were swinging and that's all that matters. Like Big Bobby. That's right. Swing and a miss. Who was it? Boris Yeltsin.

1:24:51It was Boris Yeltsin. Boris and Natasha. Sky, over to you. You've already got one two-pointer correct. Would you like to go one-pointer and then back to a two? Well, no. See, Rob's kind of scaring me with his, you know. Yep, going for another three. Sky, you could end the game right now by taking a three-point question. Because if I do my usual two-two-one, Rob's going to get another turn before me. Probably a couple more turns. That's right, Sky. Come on, O. Come on, you can do it. My name is not O. I need to talk. Ashley, what should I do? I say go for the three. Did you really? Yeah. Okay, three points. Strategy out the window. Ashley's my girl. She says I need to go for it. She hasn't won in two years. She has my back. Skye? That's bad luck. What's bad luck? Skye, what incident? In 1962. Oh, see, she's out already. Was I alive? Was I even alive? Was I even alive? Was I even alive? You don't have to be alive to know this story. If I ask you about the dinosaurs, you weren't there. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know any of this. Skye, you may know this. Okay, 62. Is that what you said? That is correct. What incident?

1:26:11In 1962, nearly led to a nuclear confrontation between the U.S. and Russia. This guy looks irritated. I don't know what Russia is. Let's establish Russia first. I'll say Paul Newman. All I'm thinking is the Cold War, but that's like, I don't even know what that really is. So I don't even know if that answer would apply. Oh, I'm thinking some people were taken hostage, maybe. But that wouldn't lead to a nuclear. Did you say nuclear? Okay. I'm going to read this question again. Stick with two, two, one. Sky, what incident in 1962 nearly led to a nuclear confrontation between the U.S. and Russia? The Beatles, Mike. That is incorrect. That is incorrect. That was wrong. Sky, it was the Cuban Missile Crisis.

1:27:25Never heard of it. So what happened? Yeah, and how did Cuba get involved? It's like, what? Here's the deal. Russia, Sky, Russia was going to put a bunch of missiles in Cuba. And President Kennedy said, no, you're not. Kennedy, he was handsome. That's right, he was handsome. That's all that matters. Thank you. Let's see. Ashley is asking Eddie to read his IMs. She needs some... Private consultation. He doesn't have any faith in me. Not that. I have faith. Three. Wow. She gets the three. She's going against my strategy. You guys realize she's done this. She's done this a lot. You're a blockhead. You're just going to answer Cyclone. So what does it matter? Ashley's got her arms crossed in defiance. She's upset with Eddie. That's not going to help me at all in this game right now. That's right. 2-2-0. They only have two. Right, so maybe I should do for a 2-2, Eddie. Why? What's the point? You can't get them. Ashley has answered three-point questions before. She's good at one-pointers and three-pointers. Easy ones or hard ones? Okay, here is your question, Ash. Which of the Great Lakes is the only one located entirely within the U.S. border?

1:28:54Which of the Great Lakes is the only one located entirely within the U.S. border? Lake Erie? That is incorrect, Ash. Lake Michigan. Yes, it's Lake Michigan. Oh, you should have gone with your gut. You should have gone with your gut. Boston Rob. How many points does this guy have? Two. Okay, I'd like a three. You can end the game right here, Rob. You can end the game right here. Rob, what is the only continent that has no deserts? That is a good question, Mike. Yeah, thank you. I appreciate that very much. For the record, Ashley's still playing with her bangs. Rob, what is the only continent that has no deserts? Antarctica.

1:30:00That is incorrect. Oh. Skymouth Asia. I did not know this. That's the most ridiculous thing you've ever thought. Listen, the answer is Europe. And I didn't even know this. I didn't know this. I would have guessed, I think, what Boston Rob guessed. Antarctica. Or Asia. Or Asia. What? Moscow. I am so distracted right now. They've got those polygamist women right now on the Today Show, and I thought it was the lollipop guild, man. I'm not kidding you. My goodness gracious. In an odd way, they're pretty hot. Sky, you can wrap it up. You can wrap it up. You can wrap it up. All right, let's try a three again. You got it. Oh, no. This is bad, everybody. I hate this. Skye. I hate this very much. People who suffer from color blindness most commonly can't differentiate between red and what color? Oh, yeah, you got this for sure. You got this. Come on. Skye's squinting. Teeth gritted a little bit. For sure you got this. For sure. She's about to say something. Like, I have no clue whatsoever. Never heard this. Burnt Sierra?

1:31:30Sandalwood. Never heard this fact before. Never heard of it. So I'm just going to guess and say blue. Green is correct. Green. Red and green. Go green. Go green. Ashley just stood up like a cheerleader. And revealed those armpits. Wow. Full of sweat. Very musty in there. Beautiful, but man, if she got sweat under those pits. Picture a sweaty cheerleader, and that's it. No, don't. Okay. A Russian sweaty cheerleader. Stop it. Okay, give me a one, please. A one-pointer. There you go. Ashley, near what country would you find the Great Barrier Reef? You got that one. You got that one. That is correct. That is correct. She's just got to take five one-pointers. I'm telling you, she'll win the game. She doesn't listen to me. She would have done that. Boston Rob, you want a one, a two, or a three-point question? Yeah. I'm going to go two. Two-pointer. Two-pointer. Two-pointer.

1:32:53We're going to be here until Wednesday. This guy ain't going to get a three, so I might as well get it. Rob, your two-point question is, what was the name of the band leader during the Carson years? What was the name of the band leader when Johnny Carson's reign on The Tonight Show was going on? Who was the band leader? Paul Schaefer. Oh, man. I thought that was an easy question. I thought that was a gimme. It is. Doc Severinsen. Oh. They had a doctor in the band. Dr. Severinsen. Skye. Oh, boy. You can do this. You can do it, Skye. Oh, my God. Again, my name is not O. Skye, you can do this right now. You can wrap this game up. Come on, Skye. Oh, what do we think about me doing a two-pointer? Skye. I think that's what we should do. I was looking at that three, and I was going, she got it.

1:33:58Here is your two-point question. Sky, your two-point question is, the subject of an urban legend, what pop singer died in 1974 of heart failure and not a ham sandwich? Come on. You can't do it like really. Like really. Any opportunity to make a ham joke, we're in the middle of a game. We're in the middle of a game right here. We're in the middle of a game. Honey baked. Honey, you've said many times this is how you want to go. I've never said that. Many times.

1:34:38When I die. I just hope it's at the hands of a ham sandwich. Read the question again. Not ham's good. Okay. I need the question again. For new listeners, Sky loves ham. I like ham. Shut up. Honey baked. I need to hear the question again. Not ham's good. We've got clips upon clip of her enjoying ham. I like ham. What's her favorite? Honey baked. Oh. Got it. Thanks. Please read it again. Can you believe this is Can you believe she got this question? I should have gone for a three. Now I'm going to be cool. Sky, the subject of an urban legend. What pop singer died in 1974 of heart failure and not a ham sandwich? Come on, you got a poster of her in the office because you practically have a whole candle thing going on. A shrine. A pop singer who died in 74. I know it's a woman. Because Eddie gave that clue away. Saying that she is my hero. Sherlock. Sherlock ham. He's so stupid. Was it ham, Murray? Sound it out. Work it out. Ham Lennon.

1:36:04Oh, look at that. Female who died. Morris Day in the Hat. Dorothy Hammer. I don't know. Gloria Gaynor. Oh, wow. She's alive. Gloria Gaynor. Come on. And Grace Slick is still alive, right? Sky, it was Mama Cass. Yeah, Mama Cass. There's a thing where they say she died choking on a ham sandwich. They only said that because she was overweight. It was mean. It was an urban legend. She loved ham, too. Yeah, it turns out that, no, she died of heart failure and not a ham sandwich. Now, Eddie is communicating with Ashley as we speak. Ashley, I heard the next three-pointer is an easy one. That's a word on the street. That is a word on the street. I didn't know about that. Sky, you may have heard of saying this. I see what's going on. Give me a two. Okay. Ashley could take the lead with this one. Ashley could take the lead with this one. Yes. Ashley, ceramics must be heated or fired before use. What is the device called that heats them? Ceramics. They got to be heated.

1:37:23They call it fired. What's the device called that heats them? Hot. Mike, is it Donald Trump? Come on. Mike, he fires everybody. Don't let him get to you. You're fired. An oven? It was a decent guess. I mean, you know, that's not right. No, Ash, that is not right. My stove. That's a common sense question. That is no. The microwave. Holy cow. Holy cow. No, Ash, it's called, it is called a kiln. Oh, Ash just gave that. How dare you. Like, whatever.

1:38:24Rob, steal that three. Here is your three-point question. You can win, Rob. Somebody's going to get to go to this. For the record, Ashley is playing with her bangs again. I like your bangs. The winner here is going to get to go see the premiere of the movie Iron Man. I can't wait. I hope I win. Boston, Rob, you could be winning for Rude Dog. Not you, but you could be winning for Rude Dog. So your three-point question is, the question is, what type of problem does a hemophiliac have? Oh. Sky knows it. Hold on. Type of problem does a hemophiliac have? I don't want to go all willy-nilly. All right. Sky's giving the friends flip-off to Rob. Let me think about it for a second. I know.

1:39:20Hemo, something with the blood. Yeah, it's a gay egg. Homophiliac. Sound it out. Filiac. Work it out. I don't know what that means, but I think it's a bleeding problem. I can't accept that, Mike. Yeah, we can't accept that. I can't accept that? Why? They don't. Bleeding problem. Give them a chance to be more specific. Be more specific. The blood won't clot. That is it, Rob. You got it. I just want to. If you stuck to your strategy, you would have won. I know. I knew that one. Wow. Rude Dog is going to the premiere of Iron Man. Congratulations, dude. Rude Dog, are you there? Oh, he's not even there. It's all gay. All the way. The Mikey Show is on. Rock. Thank you. Sunday live on pay-per-view. WWE Backlash.

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1:45:31Yeah, Eddie, we're going on Wednesday. We are going on Wednesday. The Padres are welcoming the Giants to town. Yes, they are. Welcome, Giants. I hate the Giants. Gigantes. And Sky likes the Giants, and we will be attending the game together. Yes, we will. As mortal enemies. I wouldn't go that far. So, big homestand coming up, taking on the Giants, and then this weekend, welcoming back the Arizona Diamondbacks. Oh, the sons of guns. We did not have a great weekend with the Diamondbacks, although we avoided the sweep yesterday, getting a nice win over the big unit. And I would like to give them a little taste of their medicine when they come here to Petco Park. And you can watch them because they are coming to town. And for me, this is going to be pretty cool. Mike, you better pay attention to this. Mexico opening night on Friday. All a bunch of Mexico-themed entertainment throughout the ballpark, including mariachis. I'm sure you're in on all that. I'm just curious, guys, why... Congratulations, Mike. So Friday is the game you want to go to, Mike. Yeah, that's the one you need to put on your calendar. That's all about you, man. I'm just curious why when Mexico is coming to town, you immediately go to me. Well...

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1:52:15Thanks, Wamu, for making me feel the woo-hoo. Woo-hoo! Wamu. When Donald checks free. Now something you might have missed. The question that we asked was, what would you want to see in the future? Like, what? If you could see something happen in the future, what would it be? So much. I want sunglasses with a TV on one side. Can you imagine how distracting that would be? Oh, my God. No, no, no. People driving into each other all over the 15. People couldn't see. Sorry, I was watching Judge Judy. What about autopilot for your car? Oh, thank you, dude. I thought cruise control was that, and I was wrong.

1:53:23It's a Mikey show. It's 757. A South Carolina high school senior has been arrested after his parents called police when bomb-making materials were delivered to their house. Lots and lots of injuries going on in baseball right now. A-Rod, Chipper Jones, Jimmy Rollins, Gary Sheffield, all these guys are injured right now. I never did. Oh, by the way, you can text us at 35253. That is our text number. You can call us at 570-1053. I never did get to the Sandra Bullock thing. I said that we were going to talk about this, and I never got back to it. Sandra Bullock was involved in a head-on collision in Massachusetts with a drunk driver. Gloucester, Mike. Gloucester. Gloucester. Not Gloucester. Come on, it's Gloucester. It's where you're catching crab boats. What do you want? Wicked stupid. So what happened, Sky? Well, it was Friday night, and Sandra and her husband, Jesse James, were driving in an SUV, and a station wagon crossed the center divide and crashed into them head-on. The woman driving the other car had a blood alcohol level of .20, which is more than twice the legal limit. That is high.

1:54:34But luckily for everyone involved, the cars were only going about 20 miles per hour. So nobody was seriously injured. But very, very scary. They're very lucky. Yes. They are very, very lucky. So anyway, that is a deal with that. Oh, I need to know how Boston Rob's barbecue went. The cookout. The cookout. They had a cookout on Saturday, and Rob didn't want my wife and I to go, so he made sure he invited us two seconds before it happened, and so we didn't get to go. That's true. Anyway, sorry, I'm just trying to heal. Take your time. It's okay. So is my brother for you not showing up. Oh, really? So anyway, on Saturday, he threw a big barbecue for him, and then he took him out for his first 21st birthday. Yeah, they went dancing. Legally, legally. So, Rob, how did it go? How was this thing? It was good. I put a lot of work into it. Oh, man. He did. Dude. It was so cute. It was crazy. This is, I'm giving you props. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. For sure. I thought you were saying like, because I was like nervous that he's going to come over and be like, look at this dump. No, not at all. I spit on this place. Not at all. No, he was actually off the air saying the exact opposite, actually. Oh, wow. Yeah, I thought your place was cool. You know, it was better than that other dump you were living in.

1:55:59Shocked to see Meatball. Didn't know he was even alive still. Yeah, that guy's alive and kicking. Who knew? I didn't recognize him without a couch attached to him. So true. But the thing that was really stunning about this place is Rob was not joking. He went to a high-priced butcher place. He didn't go to Iowa Meats. He went to that other, what was it called, Rob? Cecil's. Cecil's. It's right next to my house on Morena. Oh, okay. And bought a bunch of, like, gourmet hamburgers. Quality. Like, you know, that had, like, onions and... No, we made those. Oh, did you? Yeah. Onion, jalapeno. So he made these things. I just went to Cecil's to look around, though. Yeah. You bought this guy on back selling stuff. Yeah. And out of the blue, we're hanging out, we're shooting darts, you know, talking and drinking beers. Out of the blue, he goes, hey, anybody want truffle fries? Come on. Yeah, I start laughing. Yeah, right. I start laughing. I'm like, oh, really? Yeah, great. He goes, no, I'm serious. I'll make some. For real. I went, huh? He went inside. No, you didn't. Apparently bought truffle oil. No, you didn't. And made truffle fries. And they were fantastic. How did he do it? I don't know. Magic, Mike. Magic. What'd you do? No, my brother, where he works downtown, it's right next to Little Italy. Yeah? So there's.

1:57:21Some place. I forget the name of it. Mona Lisa's. No, no, no. That's not it. Yeah, Mona Lisa smiles, Mike. No, no, no. I know what you're talking about. There's some place downtown. It's just this little Italian shop where you get truffle oil. And he buys it. We make truffle fries every weekend. You didn't know that about me, Mike? No. It takes everyone in the house to spread a bottle. Yeah, we have a Cinderella ball every Saturday night. And then right after we have truffle fries. I'm a different person. I'm a different person from when you first met me. My goodness. I cracked open the Cavassier. It was great. Yeah. I made a mint julep butter oil to go along with it. That was stunning. The food was amazing. I was shocked. Way to go. I was really shocked. But the other thing that caught my eye, that this son of a gun over here, in his backyard, he's got a horseshoe pit. Get out. You guys are having a contest this Thursday. Thank you. You guys are having a contest this Thursday. I don't cheat. I don't know what you're talking about. Eddie, I'm telling you. Hold on, you big crybaby. Eddie, he has probably been playing that Madden game on 360 since the day it came out. Probably.

1:58:28Probably. We never know anything. And on top of that, it was him in the Druid outfit. We brought up the challenge. He didn't mention that. I bought them on Friday. You want to see my receipt? Really? I'll bring in the receipt. It's cool, brother. The big baby. I'm not crying about everything. I said it's cool. I told you I was buying horseshoes for this. I know. It's all right. He bought horseshoes on Friday and he might practice. Did you play, Eddie? Did you guys throw? I threw for like two minutes with Zed. He doesn't want to do it in front of you because he doesn't want you to see that he knows what he's doing. I was on the grill. No, I said your girlfriend was on the grill. You were walking around. No, it's not true. She's my fiance. Thank you very much. That is 100% true. Sarissa was manning the grill for sure. Oh, really? Well, somebody hit, too. All right. That's cool. 570. We were all three there. 570. You were all there. 1053. Guys, I wasn't there. I got the invite too late. It's really fun. My brother still heard about that. Mikey Show, hello. Hello. This is a bad guy. It's frustrating, Mikey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is an example of a villain. What they call a face. And he's a heel. He's a heel. He's a heel. And are you there, bro? I wonder if this might be a, what do you call it, cell phone mishap. Maybe he doesn't even know that he called. Maybe he'll say something juicy. Yeah.

1:59:58Let's listen. He's cheating on his girlfriend. Give out your bank account number. That's right. Wow. Wow. He still doesn't know that it's him. I think we lost it. It's too bad. Well, it sounds like it was a good time, guys. Yeah, it was. I'm a little disappointed in Rob, but it's cool. What are you disappointed in? He's cheating with the horseshoes. How am I cheating? Are you used to it by now, though? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Everybody let's... Let Eddie explain himself. I'm not practicing. You can come over every day this week if you want. I don't want to do that. That's cheating. That's cheating. Bunch of babies. Hello. Bunch of babies. Yes, hello. Yeah, where'd you get it? Yeah, I live at Park. It's called Mona Lisa. They got it right. Yeah. It's got all kinds of authentic Italian stuff in there. What street? Oh, it's right on Hawthorne. That's the road that goes down to the airport. Cool. And India. Nice. It's right where you turn, then, to go to the airport, right? Yeah. It's where you turn right to go to the airport. No, no, no. That's Harbor. That's Harbor Drive. And India is, like, the main drag. If you get off the 5, if you get off the 5, and you take that...

2:01:19exit off the five, like Washington or whatever. Yes. When you get up to, aren't you on India when you get off on the five? No, you're on Hawthorne. No, no, you're on Hawthorne. If you turn left, you can go on India. Okay, I got you. Or you can't. So that's how you would get there. You'd go left and. All one way. Yeah, if you went around the block. And then, yeah. And then you'd be there. And then you're on India. Then you should turn. Then you should turn. Then you're in Little Italy. Turns out you're Indian. It's actually really hard to miss. There's a little tower that. I don't know, dude. Give me a try. I'd probably miss it. Might probably work that out. I could figure out missing it. All kinds of authentic meats there and everything, too. Look at you. Imported prosciutto. Thank you. A little Italiano ham. Yeah. Rob, actually, every Friday night. Every Friday night, Rob goes there and gets some prosciutto and wraps some melon in it. Really? Yeah, and it's really fancy. You guys didn't know it? I didn't know that about him. Every Friday night. At midnight, actually. I just wanted to let you guys know about it. Right before they play Milton Bradley's Operation. It's great. That can't even scare me. A lot of things we didn't know about Boston, Rob. We should play Operation on the air. No, that's too scary. Why? You get electrocuted. You get electrocuted.

2:02:30Oh, I hate that. Can't get that damn funny bone. It's so loud. Right? It's like the whole microwave paranoia thing that you don't like to hear the microwave beep. I can't handle that game. It's the truth. I don't, and that's the same concept. Yes, anxiety. Don't want that stupid thing to go off. No. That chick, IndyCar driver, she won a race. Yes, that chick did. Her name is Dan Patrick, Mike. Dan Patrick. Dan Patrick. Used to be on ESPN. Even I know that, dude. What's the deal, Eddie? Well, they had an IndyCar race in Japan, and she won. How about that? First time ever a woman has won a race. She's never won before? No, she's never won before. Girl power. Here's my favorite part is she wins and then cries. I heard she was putting her makeup on in the rearview mirror. This is the Mikey Show. Wow. If he says one more cool thing, he's in. This is The Rock. Hey, check this out. Did you know that a just-completed survey of AIS clients shows an average savings of $850 per year? Now, of course, prices vary depending on your needs, so it really pays to shop around, which is what AIS does for you. In fact, 92% of AIS clients renew year after year, which goes to show just how much money they're saving.

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2:10:16I had to pull off the road because of the tears. Thank you, guys. P1 Sicko Cell. Next one says, what is up with the sports challenge on Thursday? When and where? I'll tell you when and where. Bring it. Right here at the radio station, Eddie and Rob are competing in bocce ball and horseshoes. Rob, did you get a new bocce ball thing going at your house? Oh, yeah. I was about to tell you guys. I just bought it on Friday. Yeah, yeah. Quit your crying. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What? Somebody gave it to me. What time are we doing this thing? 7 a.m. Right here at the radio station. Mikey, I cried several times during the dumb chick challenge. You guys are hilarious. P1B's nuts. That was funny, man. I'm telling you. It was a very fun dumb chick challenge. Why? Well, um. Um. Um was good. Greatest answer ever. In the history of answers, that was the best answer ever. I have to agree with that. They did a new poll in this country that says economies are number one thing that we're concerned about. Our top worry.

2:11:29Right now, 67% people say the economy is extremely important of an issue. And that figure was at 46% in November. So that's quite a jump. Yeah, I'm concerned too. You know, you don't know what it's like. Most of us don't know what it's like because we're here in the U.S. But out of the U.S., other countries, they're reporting on our economy like it is the end of the world. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In fact, I got we got friends from Chile and their family calls them and writes them and says, you know, are you guys OK? Is everything OK? You know, all we're hearing is that your economy is falling apart and that you guys are about to be in like really bad shape. We know that your dollar is not worth anything here. Is everything OK? Do you need assistance in Europe and everywhere else in the world? They're reporting on our country like we are dying. And it isn't very good. Yeah, it's pretty scary. It is a pretty bad time. The Blue Jays let Frank Thomas go. Yeah, this is a really weird situation. You know, I guess Frank Thomas wasn't happy playing there and kind of was sulking and stuff. And some of the Blue Jays were just like, all right, well, then get out of here. Wow. And, you know, the Blue Jays don't have a lot of power, and Frank Thomas is their power.

2:12:53Didn't really make a lot of sense, and it's a money issue. It makes a lot of money, so I'm sure that's why. But there's a lot of teams that are going to be interested in signing him. Sky, what is the name of the San Diego candidate for city council that got in trouble? John Hartley. This man was arrested. He was arrested for masturbating in public, but also urinating in public. He says that it was only urinating in public. The women that, I guess... say that they saw this in the neighborhood, were upset about that, and said that's not true. He was doing more than that. He sent out a mailer, which I couldn't believe the mailer. The mailer that he sent out said, I had to take a leak. And I thought, who would put that phrasing in? Well said. Just the phrasing. Of a mailer? So strange. But anyway, he did his first interview. It was an exclusive with Channel 6. And it's the only interview that has been done with him since this happened. Cut 41. It was a misunderstanding. The women who were observing me just didn't understand that I was merely going to the bathroom in the truck. He almost said it there. I wanted to canvas for another 20, 30 minutes.

2:14:13And so I made a bad judgment. I just pulled off the street and urinated in a cup. And I shouldn't have done it. If the voters in this area, in this district, can overlook that one lapse in judgment over 25 years, I'd love to serve them. Well, I mean, listen. Oh, boy. I think that that's a fair statement to make. If people can overlook that, then okay. I'm telling you, me personally, I think I'm a little concerned. I'm thinking, well, man, you know, if he's doing the thing in the cup, I don't know. That's a pretty big lapse in judgment. Yeah. Well, he almost said leak there. Again, on TV. Well said. Because even if we do believe him that he was not masturbating in public, still the judgment that goes into urinating in public for someone who wants to represent the city is, yeah. Was this in the middle of the day, do we know? Yeah, in Kensington. Like, go to Mickey D's, dude. Well, there's only a million other options. I mean, please, please. Uh, let's see. This ought to be good. Billy Bush. Yeah. Take a breath. Take a breath, Mikey. He has his own radio show. He does? When? Uh, very recently, actually. Oh. He's got a syndicated radio show. Yay. And he was interviewing.

2:15:38Lindsay Lohan. Now. Oh, yay. Double yay. It's his girl. The reason that Billy Bush got angry at me when I interviewed him was because I was asking him about that relationship. Right. I don't think there's anything wrong with him being friends with Lindsay Lohan at all. At the time, the story was is that he was what I felt was making excuses. For her stuff. Yeah, this was at the height of Lindsay's craziness when she was chasing people around the streets in her car. She was arrested, had cocaine. Yeah, the whole thing. And my take on it then is my take on it now, which is, hey man, we all make mistakes, but we should say that there are mistakes and we shouldn't say everything's cool and it's all good.

2:16:32We shouldn't say that. We're blowing it out of proportion and all that stuff. Yeah. When he works for Access Hollywood. Yeah, and then just also the inconsistency in his reporting. Like, if it was Britney Spears, he probably would have reported it the way we were reporting it. They did. But since it was Lindsay and he has a relationship with the family, we're the jerks. Yeah, and she texted him is how it happened. Right, yeah. She texted him, and he was texting back and forth with her. And we should get the clip. While I'm playing these clips, Ash, see if you can get the clip of Billy Bush when he was on the show. Okay. So this is Billy Bush and his radio program talking to Lindsay Lohan on Access Hollywood. I guess this audio comes from Access Hollywood, even though it's a radio show. Cut one. I guess you're being chased right now? Yes, I am. It's kind of scary. How many paparazzi do you have on your tail at this very moment? Twelve to fourteen. Twelve to fourteen cars. With like two in each car. Hi, Lindsay.

2:17:35The paparazzi were so intense and embarrassed Lindsay had to be escorted to her car by four uniformed police officers following a lunch meeting in L.A. What do they specifically want? A shot of you getting mad? I think they look for something, you know, suspicious, which doesn't really happen because I don't really do anything crazy. Let's see. Real quick, before you move on, did anybody understand he was like an embarrassed Lindsay? Like, why is she embarrassed that she's leaving a lunch meeting? Like, I don't understand Billy's wording. Yeah, just again. Maybe just that she, I don't know. To me, again, like special treatment. Like, if that was any other celebrity. Yeah, oh, I get what you're saying. Like, if it was any other celebrity, it would be like, oh, Britney was trying to sneak out. But it's unembarrassed Lindsay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, dude. I get what you're saying. Weird. After he asked her if it's been easy.

2:18:33He talks to her about this paparazzi thing, but after that, he starts to ask her if it's been easy for her to not drink and party. Cut to. Has it been easy to not drink or party at all? Yeah, it's been, you know, I'm used to the way I live my life now, and I'm a different person. This is... FYI, she was out at the clubs until all hours of the morning this weekend. Is that true? Yeah, she's hanging out with that... DJ Chick, Samantha, whatever her name is, they were like BFs back in the day when Lindsay was in all the trouble. She's kind of a masculine-looking woman, and they've been hanging out photographed all over the place. And this weekend, Lindsay was photographed leaving the club. Her friend was spinning at and looking, we'll say, tired, giving Lindsay the benefit of the doubt, looking extremely tired. It's dangerous. It's dangerous for her to be around that stuff. Yes. Here's her talking about her dad, Cat 3. Your father recently has started to kind of, he looked like you guys, he went to visit you in Utah and everything was so wonderful. And it was like, oh, look at that, a nice picture of dad and daughter together again. And now he's sort of reopening his lawsuit with your mom and kind of attacking her a little bit. Are you okay with him? You know, what I have to say about my father is I just wish that people would talk to the media. As a parent, I don't find that, you know, it doesn't, it's not attractive to me.

2:19:58It really upsets me, and I wish you would stop. I agree. It's not helping. The dad talking to the media is not helping. And he is all over the press. And he's got every reason that Lindsay's problems happen except Lindsay. Lindsay is never one of the reasons that he lists as a problem. It's everybody else's problem except for Lindsay's whenever he's talking about it. Which isn't good for her either. It doesn't mean she's a bad person, but... If you're behaving in a way that you shouldn't be behaving, you've got to say, hey, you're not behaving in the way you should be behaving. Yeah, her dad, Michael Lohan, actually talked to the New York Daily News this weekend, blaming her problems on her friends and management and saying that she really was supposed to take this missionary trip with him to India, but backed out due to her friends and management. And if she would just listen to him and his guidance, her life and career would be back on track. Oh, wow. Cut four.

2:21:05Do you pick up the phone and call your father and say back off or do you just leave it? I have tried to reach out, but, you know, I don't know how that can only help so much. I understand. Because I love my father. I just don't know why he's doing what he's doing. Yeah, this is Lindsay talking about her current love life. Cut five. I asked you if you're dating at all or you don't have to answer that if you don't want. No, I'm not. I mean, there's people that I care about. You know, I don't know. It's a hard thing to talk about. I understand. No, you know what? Repeat after me. None of your business, Billy. Shut your mouth. That's mean, though. Okay. Ah, all right. You're right. It is mean. Oh, what a sweet. Wow. This was when Billy was on my show. All I'm saying is, you know, a relentless attack on a 21-year-old girl. I just, I mean, I try to.

2:22:01Hey, listen, Billy. I understand. I understand. But you also have to realize that most of the American public is going... Look at you. Look at you going after me. I mean, what are you trying to do? I'm asking you... No, no, dude. What I'm doing is making an observation that I hear you defending Lindsay Lohan, which is interesting. You hear a tone in my voice. Absolutely. And do you not think every listener listening right now hears the same tone in your voice? He got upset. Oh, wow. It was a fiery conversation. And I got angry, too. I shouldn't have. But I did. The reason that I was angry was because he was thinking that I was attacking him. I'm not attacking. I'm making a pretty interesting observation, I think. It's very hypocritical. Yeah, there's something going on. We're kind of saying the facts. And then when she responds with, it wasn't my Coke, you got that email. And you're kind of defensive about it. then that's where we're kind of confused. Yeah, I mean, Billy, you got the email and you even thought to yourself, what are you? Mikey. Yeah. Mikey. Mikey, take a breath. No, you take a breath, dude. I say, Billy, you take a breath, bro. You're the one that was freaking out that I was asking you kind of normal questions. Billy's not appeared on the Mikey show since then. He hasn't. I don't know why. I think that comes as a surprise to a lot of people, but we have not been able to. Shocking.

2:23:30Get the big Billy Bush interview. Let's see. Skye, what was the number one movie over the weekend? It was that Marshall Arch, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, The Forbidden Kingdom. Really? Just under $21 million. Marshall. That was number two, making $17.3 million. I thought that would do better. Let's hear clips from both movies. Let's start with the number one movie, Forbidden Kingdom. This is where Lu Yan meets Monkey King. Is this that show Sean watches? No, it is not. It is not. Cut 38. So, where are you from? Sandung Province? You look like the Sandung Province type. You come here often? The staff doesn't belong to you. You have to give to me or somebody might get hurt. I have a question, guys. What's up, dude? You should, why not just speak your, you're struggling so hard with speaking English. Don't even worry about it, guys. Why not just speak your native tongue? Yeah. Because it sounds like you're really. We can read. Yeah. You know, subtitles if you really want. I mean, guys, if you're in that much of a heated moment. We still don't understand. Yeah. Why struggle with it so much? You know, just go for it. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Oh, I want to see it. Cut 34.

2:24:59Whatever, I can see why Sarah likes you. No accounting for taste, I suppose, in her case, anyway. Well, she was with me for five years, so there you go. You've got four on me then, mate. You slept with Sarah a year ago? Oh, I thought you knew. Peter, please, don't take it seriously. You can't be so casual about this. This isn't Europe, okay? There are rules here. Apparently, the star of the movie, Jason Segel, is that how you say it? Siegel does a nude scene in the movie. Oh, whoa. Hello. Cut 36. It was scary to go out there naked. I thought it would be fun. I thought I'd walk out naked and just be like, action. But no, it's not like that at all. You show up and you realize that you're about to be naked in front of 300 people. Oh, my. Here he is on Letterman talking about the same thing, 21.

2:25:56Do your folks, specifically I'm thinking of your mother and perhaps your father, I mean, they go there because there you are on the big screen and you're just standing there, hello, here I am, undressed. Yeah. I mean, is that okay with mom and dad? Oh, man. I thought it would be a funny joke not to tell my mother I had done it. I don't know. So I brought her to the first screening and it's my kid sister on one side of me and my mother on the other. Can you imagine? My little sister's there and she doesn't know either. Oh, man. It's just fantastic. And so all of a sudden, it happens. And I turn, and my little sister's laughing as hard as I've seen anyone laugh. And I turn to my mother, and a tear is coming down her face. She said, why didn't you tell me? And I said, I thought it would be funny to surprise you. And she said, that was not a funny joke.

2:26:47But the best, this is my mother. So my mother immediately goes home and sent a mass email to my family that said, I just want to inform you that Jason has decided to do full frontal nudity in the movie. But please note, it is not gratuitous and essential to the plot. Oh my goodness. Dude, I didn't know that that was the deal. I didn't know it was, like, full-on frontal. Is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Scott, you got more? Well, and just real quick, the new Al Pacino movie, 88 minutes, fourth place, making $6.8 million. It got an F in Entertainment Weekly. Dude, People Magazine gave it half a star. So bad. They said, People Magazine said, we realize that it's early in the year. We think this may be the worst movie of the year. Oh, my God. I mean, Al Pacino, you were in The Godfather. Yeah. Hello, Scarface. What happened to you? He's in some of the biggest movies ever. Scarface and Godfather are two of the big, like, and then. And then this. Wait a minute. Okay. Let's do it. We got to hear one scene. Come on. Let's hear one scene. I don't know. Let's hear. Cut 31.

2:27:59You're completely convinced the scenario you put together is the only one. First of all, I didn't put together a scenario. First of all. I recreated a crime scene. Second, I didn't convict Forrester. I'm a buffing gal. Evidence was circumstantial. Nothing directly linking Forrester to the crime except your narrative and Jenny Kate's testimony, which... What's your point? To say your testimony was very convincing. Yeah, it's my job. Convincing. I thought it was to be right. It's my job. Yes. Dude, that actually sounds pretty good. Sean. Sean. You son of a... Don't you. Good job, Rob. Little I can't wait. Very good. Ready? That sound right there, that's the sound that they need to bring back all retro. Text number 35253. Text us if you'd like. You know, May the 10th, we're doing something pretty ginormous. We're going to be at Qualcomm giving away our new sticker. It's going to be real good.

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2:34:55Welcome back. It's 838. Gas prices are out of control. Oil has hit a record high, and gas prices are up 16 cents from two weeks ago. Well, I make my own, Sky. Okay. Three cheers for tampons, everybody. All right. Danica Patrick makes history becoming the first woman to win an IndyCar race. That's an interesting way to deliver that story. Well, I stole it from SportsCenter. I see. Hooray for estrogen. Our text number is 35253. On Thursday, Eddie and B. Rob are doing a challenge against each other where they will be doing horseshoes and bocce ball. Ladies and gentlemen, guess who just walked into our studio? This is an honor. Look at this. Guess who just walked into the studio? I can't even believe it. Ladies and gentlemen, from the band Wally World. Wally, I am not kidding you. Where's the press? I am not kidding you. Not only that, but Wally is in full, like,

2:35:58purple dress shirt right now. It looks like you're a banker. Are you a banker? What's going on here? No banker. You're dressed so nice. Button-up shirt, the whole thing. Let me tell you. Right into the microphone. Right into the microphone. There you go. Rockers don't normally get up early, so that's cool of you, Wally. Let me tell you something. I love Wally. I love Wally. Wally's world. Wally, did you drop the flyer off yourself way back in the day? Yes. Yes, I did. So check this out. Wally is 21 years of age, I'm guessing. How old are you, Wally? I am... Uh-oh. He's thinking about it. He's in his 40-somethings, okay? Now, let me tell you. Wally was a rocker from back in the day. Duh. I'm talking here I go again. Like, I mean, you were in that era, right? Wally, right? Yes, that's true. And so Wally... He is into that type of music. He's in a band. It's called Wally World. Is it Wally World or is it Wally's World? It's Wally World. Wally World. And we're doing a gig on...

2:37:03May 17th. It's off of Santa Fe Drive in Encinitas. There you go. Yeah. I'm making it to big time. What venue? I'm going big time. It's called Today's Pizza. Nice. Nice. So you're branching out from the sushi and moving on to Italian. Smart. Smart. That's good. I'm going to tell you something. Awesome. Under normal circumstances, Wally's show would not be plugged on a highly popular radio station in San Diego. Wally World's show would not be plugged. We love Wally. Oh, yeah. Wally rocks. I consider myself part of Bad Company. That's the Wally fans. Really? He's a roadie for Wally World. I love it. I'll be there May 17th. I'm so stoked. Wally, this is what I love about you. One thing about you is you're genuine, you're for real, and you love what you do, and you've got a passion for it. And I'm not kidding you, man. I love that. He's good at it. You got to hear this guy belt. I mean, he's got some pipes on him. There's no doubt about it. It's very 80s, right? But you love it. It's authentic. Like, dude, this is the real deal. This ain't no cover band. This ain't no tribute. Like, this is it. Let me tell you something going on. I think that the deal is, is that, Wally, you may have gone, I'm just going to wait this sucker out until this 80s stuff comes back. It's back. And you're doing good. People love it. We're doing pretty good. Yeah, we're doing really good. All right, now tell me.

2:38:22This show, one more time. Give me where this show is going to be. Real close to the mic so everyone can hear you. It's off of Santa Fe Drive, exit Encinitas, go west. On your left, you can't miss it. It's called Today's Pizza in the Vons Shopping Center. Now, right now, currently, do you still do the gigs where Rob saw you at the sushi joint? We do. We play pretty much far and in between because we just do the original stuff. Original Wally World stuff. There's also a website. It's mytownrules.com. She's the best. You're the best. Slash Wally World. And also another website, www.rocks.com. If anybody wants to go to that, we can answer some questions. I love it. I love it. www.rocks.com. We got to get. We got to get. A bunch of people together. We got to go see Wally. Oh, I'm in. Sounds like fun. I'm so in. You guys have some fun. I'm telling you. How's the pizza? It's the pizza. Yeah, we got the Petrillas opening. That's right. And they got the sausage and pepperoni is going to be on special. Your old bass player is opening for you. Good fellas, man. Nice. Okay. Mo Green, yeah. There you go. So Wally is going to be playing that show what night?

2:39:40It's a Saturday night. Saturday night. May 17th. All right. You guys come up. We're going to rock you. There you go. I love them. I love them. I love them. All right, Wally. I love you guys. Hey, Wally, I would play the music, but Rob says we're not sure if it's radio-friendly in terms of... Yeah, maybe. Bad words. If you guys get a break, check that one. I'm pretty sure it's clean. That's great. Pretty serious. Bye, Wally. Good luck. It is. Oh, man. Wally, you're the greatest, man. We love you. We love you, man. Rock on. Thank you, dude. I love Wally. Peace and love, man. Let me tell you. This is what I love about Wally. Let me tell you what I love about Wally. I'm on everything. Everything. Everything. Yeah. There's not one thing I don't love about him. So good. Wally is a lot like, what do you call it? Like, this is Spinal Tap. Like, I'm telling you, man. He reminds me of, like, David Lee Roth a little bit. Yes, 100%. Where he's, like, kind of out of it, but yet you kind of have to like him because of it. He's so genuine. He has so much passion. Very genuine. He loves it. I don't know if we could play it. Yeah, the show's not probably for everybody. And if it's Rob's type of thing, that should tell you something. The guys, hey, listen. There was a time.

2:40:53Where Wally World, you know, was bigger than they are today. And today, you know, it wasn't always the pizza place. But you know what? Wally says, hey, yeah, it's a pizza place. But I'm out there. What pizza place are you playing at? You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. So who is that band that I was playing that one time? That does the high-pitch 80s thing, the Never Let You Go. I thought that was the name of it, but I guess it wasn't. What was it? Do you remember, Eddie? Remember when Third Day came in and I was asking their guitar player, who is that? What was that band from back in the day? Do you remember? I don't remember. I think it's I'll Never Let You Go. And that is what it reminds me of. Let me see. I love it. Here it is. Steelheart. That's what it reminds me of. And what is great is Rob interviewed Wally. Oh, yeah. And I was hearing the best of The Mikey Show when we were on vacation, and one of the things that was on there was Wally. When Rob went to the Wally World Show, Rob got some sashimi. Nice. Listen, it was a sushi place in his plan. And a press pass. And a press pass. And afterwards, he interviewed Wally. And Wally was telling these stories that were hysterical about when he was, like, you know, popular back in the day. And I got it.

2:42:21That flyer. I think we had the flyer on our website for a while. Yeah, we did. Because that flyer looks like it was taken directly from 1987, man. And it's the best. What saying was on that flyer that we were trying to bring back? Do you guys remember? He used the word on the flyer that hasn't been used since 82. Rob will know right away. Oh, let me tell you something. Rob was the biggest fan ever. Rob, what was it? Rob's got the most giant smile on his face right now. He's just, he's my favorite person. He is, dude. He's so awesome. I'm not kidding you. I love Wallace. He's the best. And he was just saying, because we were leaving, he was like, dude, how did I do? How did I do? He's like, remember the first time, and I dropped off a flyer, and Mikey was grilling me, and this time I think he likes me, and I was like, dude, I genuinely like him. Because he's a genuine guy, and I'm serious, when you hear him play, like, he's got a vocal range like no other. Like, he really does. And he can hit those, he can hit that and nail it. I mean, it doesn't matter if they're serving pizza right next to you. It doesn't. What was the phrase on his flyer that we were trying to bring back? It was like some 80s phrase and Sky was saying, oh, you don't remember what it was? Do we still have the flyer in the office? I don't think so. Sean, is there any way to look back and find that online? Yeah, there are a couple things we can do. Yeah, I can check some stuff too.

2:43:49So good. Like, I'm seriously there, May 17th. I was waiting to hear. Because he does a show maybe once a year. If you guys go, I'll get Rebecca. I'm not even joking. We'll go. I'm not kidding. The last one I went to, it was before me and my fiance started dating, and I made her go, and she fell in love with it. Does he still wear the 80s stuff? Dude. Hello, my goatee. Stupid, bro. Eyeliner, the whole thing. Dude, that is fantastic. Dude, it's so good, though. That's, this show is actually, his show is where my fiance knew that she, like, I just got an idea. I just got an idea. I think I want to do a documentary. I'm not kidding. I've always wanted to direct. Dynamite.

2:44:38Dynamite. Dynamite. That was it. That was it. That's Dynamite. That's the name of the documentary. The documentary is called Dynamite, and I want P1s to make Dynamite a thing. I don't know how you're going to do it. Just make it a thing. Sneak it in. Sneak it in. That is Dynamite. I love Wally. Dynamite again. The Phoenix. I am seriously going to make that. If you'll let me, I'm going to do a documentary. Dynamite. That is great. It's dynamite is what it is. It really is. Why is this music so delicious? I love it. It's like Doritos. It really is. It's like Doritos or Lay's potato chips. Pringles. I mean, it's just so... Can't get enough of it. Text us. Text us at 35253. There was a vice involved in the making of this song. P1 Trivia coming up in just a little bit. Here it is, guys. Here it is. Tighten the vice. His head exploded right after this.

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2:53:22Now back to the Mikey show featuring Mikey. I really do think of the hurricanes as sort of celebrities. Eddie. I have a very strong sensitivity to smells. Sky. I don't like stinky cheese. Sean. Head shop boys are one of my favorite groups. Boston Rob. I was like a shaken puppy. That's a very common terminology. You guys don't use that? Maybe it's an East Coast thing. And Ashley. I'm always hydrated. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. Welcome back. It's the Mikey Show. It is 8.58. Sandra Bullock and her husband, Jesse James, are luckily okay after being involved in a head-on crash with a drunk driver this weekend. NBA playoffs yesterday saw the Lakers, Celtics, Magics, and 76ers all win. Mikey Show is dynamite. That's P1 Loney Ben. Nice. Mikey, never heard of Wally World. I'm 20. Is it worth checking them out? That's P1 English Fire. I think the younger you are, actually, the more you're going to be into it. Is air worth breathing? You know what I'm saying? I mean, if you are, I'm 38 years old, and it was my heyday during the 80s stuff. But I bet people my age would be like, dude, what's up? I mean, this guy's in his 40s. He's playing this music. Why are you in it? Uh-uh.

2:55:03It's fun. And that's the thing. He's so genuine about it. He's into it. Mikey, has Eddie gone over the UFC yet? I missed it, and I need to know. Signed, P1 Sarah fan. He has not, and I want to go into it. So, Eddie, what happened? Well, the main event was pretty much what we all expected. George St. Pierre dominated. Matt Sarah beat him bad. So, George St. Pierre won. And the other big fight was Rich Franklin. Taking on Travis Luter and Rich Franklin won again. I do know that Saturday night was a big deal because of the UFC, but it was a big deal for another reason as well. A milestone has been reached in Ashley's relationship with her boyfriend, Mark. What? What happened? Look at her. She's blushing. She's blushing right now. What's going on? She's batting her eyes. She's blushing. She looks very... Well, here's the deal. It finally happened. From what I understand, Rob said that, you know, she finally passed gas in front of him, which means that that is a sign that things are moving forward. So you're saying that is not what happened. Something else happened, guys. Saturday night, Ashley's boyfriend said, I love you the first time. And he's laughing. Are you laughing? Her laugh is big.

2:56:43Listen to that. What is that? It's her happy laugh. It's her happy laugh. How did it happen, Ash? What was the circumstance surrounding this? I want to hear it all. I'm sure it was romantic. Yes, I bet it was. Mark is very romantic. Mark is a romantic guy. You know, it really kind of came out of nowhere. Like, we were watching the fights, and I don't know if it was all the blood. It was during the fights? The UFC fights? It was literally during, like, in the middle of one of the fights. Come on. He's going to the bathroom with the door open. We were literally waiting for another fight. We were in the middle of watching it on the couch. And out of nowhere, he just is staring at me. I think we were kissing because it was in between the fight. So we were catching a couple lip locks. Blank my blank and blank you. And he just out of nowhere looked right into my eyes and was like. Sarah, because that's my real name. It is? Yeah, you were like, Sarah, you jerk. But don't ever call me that. Don't ever call me that. But he goes, Sarah, I love you. Caught me so awkward. How did it make you feel? I mean, amazing. Like throwing up, Mike. Yeah, I actually vomited on his lap. I said to him, um. I laughed so hard I passed gas. Oh my gosh.

2:58:06No, I mean, I... Don't ruin it. Don't ruin it. Stop it. You guys, stop farting. What happened? Well, over the weekend, like, for about maybe I would say a week. Sorry. I'm not doing that. I really want to hear this. I really want to hear this. Seriously. Sorry. I apologize for that. Farts down. Sorry, that's inappropriate. Try and block them out. Anyway, so guys, over the past week... Do you have Chinese? Uh-huh. It's been building up. So we'll be like, I love everything there is about you. We'll be like, I love... We're doing this thing like, I love lamps. And we always say, I love lamps.

2:58:51Right. And, like, that was kind of, like, our way of saying I love you. It's kind of like Jim and Pam on the office, like, when he got down on his knee and then ended up tying his shoe. Right. It's kind of building up to it. Explode. I feel ya. We both knew it was coming, but we weren't quite ready. And I wasn't going to be the first one to say it, of course. Oh, yeah. Because you're a little lady. Hello. So it was kind of expected, but at the same time, at that moment, I wasn't aware that he was just going to say it. Like, I kind of thought there would be a difference. Right. Scenario. But it didn't matter. I mean, I do love him. And just the fact that the eye contact. That's awesome. Yeah, and he told me, you know, that it was like love at first sight for him. Somebody let me air out of a tire. Which I said it was for me too. He said he's known for a while and he loves me with all of his heart. Really nice. I'm so happy. Is there a snake in here? He's a great guy. Well, congratulations, Ash. We're so happy for you. That was a good story. Very, very sweet. Did you say, did you say, I love you too? Yeah, I did. You did? Yeah. And then there was a nice moment. That sounds like very nice. There it is. Now you got to say it every day. Yeah. Have you guys been saying it since? Yeah. Now it's a thing, right? Now you can say it.

3:00:04Now you can say it openly. You're going to have babies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When are you guys going to get married and stuff? I think there's other steps before that. Ashley's going to ask him to marry her. She is? I don't know that. Congratulations. She's going to drive him to, like, you know, like a nice lookout point, you know? Okay. Be like, hey, listen, I just wanted to, like, talk to you for a second if I can. No. I just want you to know, like you said, the past couple months have been a lot to me. Um. No. Hey, Mark, ask our permission if he ever decides he's going to pop that question. You know he will. Why are we talking about it this way, Eddie? Because he's my soulmate. Oh, my God. Are we going to get married? I don't know. He is my soulmate. She would be lucky to get that guy. That guy's a cool guy. I used to date him. He's not that great. He's going to be fooled. I'm charged. Are they going to get married? They're very in love. I guess so. I'm really speechless now. Wait, what did you say, Ash? Well, I'm speechless now. Why did you suddenly turn into like a foreigner? Yeah, that French accent. You rocked my life. Wait a second. Are you talking to Mark directly on the radio? What did you just say to him? You rocked my life. That's weird.

3:01:37Don't try to deny it, guys. You got like a fag streak in you. Everybody was all gayed out by that right now. We were all really into it. Eddie, we both started crying. You know it. Well, a lot of allergies right now. Ryan Felipe partially blames the media for the failure of his marriage. Come on. Please. How many times? Idiot. Yeah, he says in a new interview that he fooled himself into believing that being in a Hollywood relationship would be easier than it really was. People would always speculate about the state of his relationship, telling lies about him and his relationship, you know. Yeah, all referring to him allegedly having an affair with his co-star. And then after him and Reese Witherspoon got a divorce, so funny that him and his co-star started dating. Are they still together today? Camu Media. Last check, last time I saw, yeah, there were pictures of him and his girlfriend shopping with the kids and stuff. Eli Manning got married. Wow, what's his name? Come on. It was a girl. His college sweetheart.

3:02:41Mouth breather. Oh, come on. Stop it. They got married on the beach in Cabo over the weekend. About 60 people were there. The ceremony was only about 15 minutes, followed by the reception right there on the beach. Peyton couldn't make it. He had to do some stuff. Commercials. Another Oreo commercial. Let's see. Stained, I guess, is close to finishing an album. Really? Yeah, where have they been? Cut 28. We are just about finished. We just wrote a couple more songs to add into the mix of it all. And then, you know, getting it mixed down and stuff. And we go back out on tour this summer with Three Doors Down. And then when that's over, we go to Europe with Nickelback. Get a quesadilla. Yeah, a quesadilla. I love staying. They're a really good band. Yeah, they're touring with Three Doors Down. In just a moment, let's do this. I'm going to take a quick timeout. When we come back, We're going to drop Boston Rob's new song. Holy moly. I can't handle it. We're going to play his new song. It's called In Da Bank. Oh, yeah. Wall-E and a new song all in one day? That is correct. That is correct. Can't get any better than that. We'll do it next. Your doomsday can't even fuse face paint. Rock 105.3. You want better MPG? It's cut my gas bill in half.

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3:07:57Catch new episodes of Dirty Jobs on the Discovery Channel and go inside the grimiest jobs you never knew existed. Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe. Now on Mondays at 6 on the Discovery Channel. That's Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe. Now on a new night. Mondays, 6 p.m. on the Discovery Channel. Frank's Energy Drink. Now available in San Diego. Rock 105.3 Traffic. by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. Hey, the ride's looking pretty good for the most part right now. No big major accidents, just a minor delay left over here in some spots. You've got South 5, still seeing some breakbacks from Santa Fe Drive down to Solana Beach. South 15, looking great. It's a pretty slow down to Carmel Mountain Ranch. And really, other than that, everything's looking pretty good here for you, so just enjoy the ride out there. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 4053. Casting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. Rational. Completely. Pardon me. Pardon you, sir. J-I-O-Z San Diego's Rocko. Featuring the battle of the sexes. This is the way we play this. We ask the guys chick-like questions. Don't even start. Game face today, baby. Don't even start with me. Game face. Whatever. We ain't losing two in a row. Okay. We ask the chick guy-like questions. Whatever. All right, are you ready? Are you ready? I'm born ready. Ooh, last week you weren't, but we're not going to talk about that. I wasn't born yet. I wasn't born yet.

3:09:30Now back to the Mikey Show. Rock 105.3. Zeth texted me. Listen to the text. Hey, Mike. My microphone is off, but I'd like to say congrats to Ashley. Mark is a cool guy. Signed P1Zeth in the corner. P.S. Can you turn my mic back on? Thanks, Mike. This one says, oh, Ashley, I'm so happy for you. Congratulations. That's dynamite. Hey, Mikey, nothing's as romantic as watching two men beat the crap out of each other. I could see how Mark would take it there. Nice move. Our phone number, 570-1053. Our text number is 35253. So you can text us or you can call us. Who would like to hear Boston Rob's new song? Yes, please. I would like to. Please. Now, a little background here. Give the back story. Boston Rob does not do banking.

3:11:15Like most of us do nowadays. He banks like your grandfather. Yes. He goes into the bank. He does not like to do. He does. He physically walks himself into the bank. Why would he do that? Because he doesn't like to write checks, Sean, because you never know when people will cash them. So if he has to pay a bill, he will go into the bank, get a cashier's check. And then bring that cashier's check to the cable company, the water company, whatever. No, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah. Well, yes. But P1s, you don't understand. He actually drives to the water company. Yeah. Nothing wrong with that. A lot of people do that. Why would you do that when you could just spend 37 cents on a stamp? Or even better, do it online. Yes. You go online. Bill pay online. Bill pay online. Yeah, I did. And then you could just approve which ones you want to pay. You don't know who's looking at your stuff on the internet. Rob, since we're all on there. Exactly. Everybody's on there. I don't need you peeking at what I'm paying. Why do I care how much your direct TV bill is? Get my account numbers and all that. So if I have your direct TV account number, what am I going to do? Order something. On your TV? Yeah, exactly. Just to mess with you? Who knows, Mike? Who knows? There's a lot of weird people. There's criminals out there, Mike.

3:12:36And so Rob did this parody to In the Club. It's called In the Bank. That's right. Eddie's already. Go shorty. Go be safe way. Go get your money. Cause I ain't a dummy. Cause identity theft ain't that funny. You can find me in a bank full of skrill. Listen, bank lady. Yo, I gotta pay my bills. I need a cash check so you know the drill. You'll go on and get down with your sick banking skills. You can find me in a bank. Listen, bank lady. Yo, I gotta. I don't know.

3:13:42It's like banking blind. I need a cashless check. So you know the drill. You'll go on and get down with your sick banking skills. Yo, don't even act like you don't know I'm heading into the bank right now. It's either the 1st or the 15th. I got to get some tools paid. None of that internet pain. Online, online, bank, or whatever. What you want to call it? I'm old school. That's a dynamite. Wow. Awesome. I like how he had to fit in a slam against the Yanko. It makes no sense. Weasel that in there. Wow, that was awesome.

3:14:49570-1053. Not bad. Not bad. Text us at 35253. Love it. It's Boston Rob's new work. He's so good at rapping. In the bank. He's so still like that. Yeah, Ashley is a big fan of Rob's rap stuff. Huge. I think he could really go and be the next Eminem if he wanted to. I do not think that. Yeah, I don't either. I'm a fan. I'm a fan. They are about to say hi. Ouch. Oh, wow, that's harsh. Really giving a lot of credit to Eminem. Am I confusing Eminem with the midget that Kid Rock used to rap? Oh, they're not the same person. Or Vern Troyer. Oh, my bad. Go shorty. One of those two. It's your birthday. Okay. Rob wanted that song played all morning long. Yeah. Yes. He came in during the commercial to show me where the song was located, and I said thank you, and he goes, no, no, no, I'm not just letting you know. You had a short attention span. That's true. Your memory's gone. He just wanted me to know. Your memory's going. You know what I'm saying? It is. I'm looking out for you. Oh, man. Did you guys know that Sean went to get a new car stereo this weekend and got into a fight?

3:16:00With the people that work there. Is this guy? This guy. I'm going to explain. Let me try to explain. Sean, you're a thug. Our friend Sean. I'm not. That's all he does is get into fights. Let me explain. That's not true. With babies. He's just always fighting with Asians. Exactly. What are you talking about? People on crutches. Right. It's always something. Yeah. Well, let me try to explain my friend Sean. You're a friend, too. Sean is very low-key, okay? He is... He is even the type that will let you kind of run riot on him. Yeah. But when he gets mad. And some may even say it's because he kind of keeps it bottled up. You know, he doesn't really, he doesn't like confrontation. Sure. So he will not get into confrontation with you. Right. But then when there is a perceived like, okay, I'm actually mad now. Look out. I mean, it's going to turn into something. Kung Fu Panda.

3:17:02That's right. I mean, we're talking Chinese panda stars and the whole thing. What's the matter? So he went to get a car stereo. Simple enough. And when he went there, there was kind of a, I wasn't there. Okay. I wasn't there. But Sean says, listen, I feel Mike. He's so uncomfortable right now. You can see the body language is arms crossed. Is that because he was in the wrong? I'm asking. I don't know if that's why. Oh, he's got that look like, oh, really? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Now he's doing the blinking. I don't know any of this. Now the blink. Now the blink. I wasn't there. It's turned into a slow blink. I wasn't there. Let's hear what Sean says. I don't know any of this. I have an open mind. I have an open mind. I don't know what happened. But we're going to start from the beginning. Sean believes there was a perceived lack of help.

3:18:04There was a lack of help. So this is a customer service problem. It's a customer service problem. So he wanted to talk to the manager. Wow. Because there was a lack of help. Now, when you say lack of help, see, that's it. I mean, how did that go down? Sean, how did that go down? Do tell. Look, Mike. Normally, you're right. I don't get upset about many things. But what I do perceive that there is. either a lack of customer service or even a small injustice. I get very upset. So all I was trying to do was go purchase a car stereo. And I asked the gentleman if they had a stereo in stock. He said, I don't know, I'll have to check. And we both stood there looking at each other. And finally I said, are you going to check? He goes, oh, would you like me to check? Wow. That would irritate me. Yeah, for sure. I said, yes, please. I would really like to get the stereo. He didn't have a sarcastic answer like, no, no, no, just stand there and stare at me. Look, I may have said... Who knows what's said between men? You were there. The men. The men. When things are happening. What'd you say? You're one of the men.

3:19:32Look, I don't know. Ashley almost had coffee come out of her nose. Oh, that was close. Sean, you were there. Let's ask you. Sean, you're a man. How did you respond when he said, would you like me to? I may have said something to the effect of... Smart assy. No. No, I don't want you to help me. I'd like to just stand here all day. What I said to him was, do you want me to check? I said, no, I don't want the stereo. I said, yeah, could you please check? But all I'm doing is I'm reciprocating what he's giving. I'm not like creating something. So he went to check and he said, we have it in stock. However, there's two other pieces we have to have. We have to have some kind of wiring kit and some kind of harness kit. And I said, okay.

3:20:31Great. How much are they? They're 20 bucks each. Okay, fine. No problem. Well, we don't have the harness kit though here, but they have it at our other store. I said, okay, can they just send it to you or what's the deal? No, you'll have to go and get it. I said, wait a minute. Hold on. I said, you want me to go and fetch this harness kit for you and bring it back here. So that I can then pay you money? Dark side's starting to come out. I go, I don't want to be rude, but I'm not an errand boy. Oh, wow. And he said, well, there's no other way that we can get it here to the store. I said, well, can you just order one from the factory? Simple question. And he goes, just like this, he goes, yeah, but it'll take about a week to get here.

3:21:33And once again, we stand there looking at each other, and I go, no. I go, well, can we order it then? He goes, but it'll take a week. Oh, come on, Sean. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. He said, but it'll, yeah. He goes, yeah, but it'll take a week. Like he didn't want to order it. What a jerk. So finally, I go, is there a manager around? Uh-oh. He goes, um, yeah, I think there's a couple in the store. I said, can we call one over here, please? He goes, let me see. And he took off. So I wait, I wait, I wait. Ten minutes goes by. That's when Sean licked the razor blade. No, no, no. Hold on. Ten minutes go by, and now I'm furious. Did you see Sean's shadow? I'm furious. It's so eerie. So I go over to the Geek Squad deck.

3:22:33Wait, now I know where you were. Now I know where you were. Yeah, I think everybody knows what the geek squad is. So then I walked over to the McBooth. I get a manager and I unload on this guy. So he calls the kid over. So now it's me and the kid. And now the kid is saying that he never said, yeah, but it'll take a week. I said, hold on a second. I go, are you telling me that you suggested that we order this part? He goes, um, well, I definitely offered it to you. I said, offer it to me. It's getting ugly here. Dude. Hawaiian German. So what happened? Can I finish, please? Yeah, please, please. All right. So.

3:23:34So the kid said that he definitely offered it to me. And so the manager goes, well, here's what we can do. He goes, I will have someone go over to the other store to get this part and bring it back, and we'll install it for you next week. I said, you know what? You can take a stereo. You can take your harness. You can take it off. And put it where? Clam it sideways. Yeah! Till it bleeds. Yeah! I told him to take the stereo and take the harness and, you know, keep it because I don't want it. And I left. So what was the point of calling the manager over if you were just going to do that? That's what he wanted to do. Absolutely. Well done, Sean. Thank you. I would have been safe. So I went to another place. I got it cheaper. Yes. And I bet that time you didn't even have to deal with the geek squad. Yeah. Mikey, Mikey. Rock 105.3. This Sunday live on pay-per-view. WWE Backlash.

3:24:57Live this Sunday at 8 p.m. Eastern, 5 Pacific, only on pay-per-view. Go to WWE.com for details. Go to WWE.com for details. Order Backlash live on pay-per-view this Sunday, 5 p.m. by using your constant digital cable remote control. Don't miss the action from the comforts of your living room. And the reason I love them is they don't put me in a contract. That was a deleted scene from Enchanted. Yeah, it was really a good scene. It was the scene where the prince signs up for cricket. Right. And it was really great. Yeah, and because before that, the wicked stepmother was like, oh, try this. Here, just sign here on the dotted line. That's right. And they were like, no, I'm not going to have any of that. And then the prince came in, and the prince stopped it all. Thank you. So, Cricket will not put you on a contract. Cricket will give you free text messaging, and Cricket has cool phones. What? Eddie loves Cricket and Enchanted. That's true. Texting it right now. Texting who? All my friends. What are you saying? I like you.

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3:29:26South Ponce, out of the 15, a brief slowdown through Carmel Mountain Ranch. Other than that, East County and South Bay rides, they're moving right along. Border wait, still about an hour and a half at Santa C. Joe, but an hour, no time, ASAP. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Something you may have missed this morning on the Mikey Show. I'm Chick Challenge. Now, Ash, named for a famed psychiatrist, what slight error in speech is believed to reveal the true intentions of the unconscious mind? She's thinking. Your answer was Frazier. No, no, no. Um. Come on, Ash. Oh, she's trying to will it to me, I think. No, no, no. My answer. Are you wondering what it is that could happen that would make it seem like you're altering words? Yes. Because my answer is um. That's fantastic. That may be the greatest answer. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. That's not right. That is not. Oh, my God. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. Great choice, Rob.

3:30:40One of the greatest bands ever. Welcome back. It's 934. The martial arts movie, The Forbidden Kingdom, was number one this weekend, making $20.9 million. Lots of injuries in baseball. A-Rod, Chipper Jones, Jimmy Rollins, Gary Sheffield, all injured. Our text number, 35253. Some texts we're getting this morning. We just played B-Rob's song. This says, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. It's one of the best B-Rob Hall of Fame songs ever. It's P1 John. B-Rob can flow. Him and Ash should have a battle, 8 Mile style. That's P1 Shawna. This one says, when is the best of B-Rob CD being released? I'd pay good money for it. P1 Flyin' Hawaiian. Mikey, I just canceled my direct deposit. B-Rob has convinced me to go into the bank from now on. P1 Mr. Oceanside. This one says, Mikey, B-Rob needs to give Chad Kroger some songwriting lessons. Great job, Rob. P1 Welder Boy.

3:31:48Mikey, B-Rob's song is Dynamite. That's P1. Yes. There it is. Dynamite. Let's see. To be doing the next sticker strike at Qualcomm Stadium on May the 10th. You better be there. Nice. It's going to be pretty awesome. I don't know about you guys, but I've been getting emails from people. They're kind of confused. They're like, do I need to pick the sticker up somewhere and then put it on my car to get the thing? I seem to remember that last time, too. Yeah. So, a little clarification. No, we're going to put the sticker on your car when you come through there. Yes. You don't pick the sticker. You can't pick the sticker up anywhere. You've got to come out to Qualcomm on May the 10th. And thank you to Cricket Wireless and the U.S. Border Patrol for sponsoring this sticker. It's a brand new design. And it doesn't mean that Cricket and the Border Patrol are a part of the sticker design.

3:32:53They sponsored it so on the back of the sticker where you peel it off, you see an ad for them. But what we want to do is we want to get as many people as we can to come out, get the new sticker put on their car. One person is going to walk away with a Kawasaki 2008 Ninja 250R. Holy moly. From the House of Motorcycles. Over $200,000 in cash and prize is going to be given out that day. $2,500 gift certificate from audio car towards audio video equipment. Shawnee, that would have been a good thing for you to win. That's right. That's right. Don't do it, Shawnee. Don't do it. Season tickets to the 08 Charger season. $1,000 gas card. Flat screen TV from Encinitas TV. This is going to be great, man. Every single person that comes through there, puts a sticker on their car, gets a $50 gift certificate towards a tattoo from Good Neighbor Tattoo. Free car wash from Aussie Toyota. Come on. It's going to be great. People really did love Boston Rob's new song. In the bank. P1 Nick. Hey, Mikey, I just wanted to ask, how big of a vehicle can we bring into the P1 sticker strike? What are you thinking about? Something around the size of an RV. I'm not going to reveal what I'm planning on bringing, but something around that size. Yeah, I don't think that should be a problem.

3:34:25All right, cool. I just wanted to make sure, Mikey. Thanks, bro. Yeah, no problem. Oh, that makes me nervous. Yeah, dude. Car bomb. What do you think it'll be? I wasn't thinking that. Hey, you were thinking it. I said it. Don't be mad at me. I don't think anybody was thinking that. He's got the cojones to say what you're thinking. But nobody was. Thanks, Rob. That's weird. So everybody that showed up for the big Pennywise concert in Long Beach this weekend was not that happy. No. No, no, no, no, no, Mike. Eddie's brother-in-law likes the band Pennywise. True. He's got a tattoo of their logo on his leg. It does not wash off. What happened, Skye? Well, I guess after the Long Beach Grand Prix this weekend, Pennywise was doing a show on the lawn of the Long Beach Performing Arts Center. But so many people showed up that the police said that they were like at...

3:35:23capacity and no one else could come in. So they started turning people away and that's when bottles started being thrown at police officers. Not a good crowd to do that to. That's when about 50 police in riot gear were called in with tasers and batons. Would you eat your dog or would you eat your cat? That's what I'm saying. Would you eat your dog? Would you eat your cat? That's all. So five people were hospitalized with minor injuries. Yeah, not so. They got to be careful at those Pennywise shows. Yes. I was there. I know how bad it got. You were there? Yeah, I was there. Wow. Well, you know, I got there a little late because I didn't want to see the opening band. Who was it? It was Velvet. Vagina. But I heard they were good. I heard they were really good, Mike. I heard they were really good. They're punk. They're scandalous. I don't like that kind of stuff. And so I said, no way. They're velvety. That's right. They just sprang to mind. That's right. I said, sorry, I'm not doing that. Holy moly, Mike. That was awesome. Howie Mandel is going to be starring in a...

3:36:35Newly produced sitcom that he's doing. And it's called, I believe it's called How We Doing. Hey, How We We. How We Do It is what the show is. How We Do It. Yeah, he will star and produce. It will be unscripted, and they say it's designed to take advantage of Howie's ad-libbing abilities. Wait, huh? How We Do It. How we do it. That is the dumbest thing. NBC can't wait. Let's see. This is a strange story. Apparently, Pantera Avenue is the most stolen street sign in Mesa, Arizona. Makes sense. They've stolen so many Pantera Avenue signs. Every time they put a new one up, stolen. There's a band called Pantera. The least favorite, the Bay City Rollers Drive. That's right. It's been there for ages. It's been there for ages. Yeah, so finally they took the pole that the street signs on and made it taller. So now the sign is 18 feet above the ground. Somebody will figure that out. Velvet Revolver.

3:37:53I wonder if that is the story that I was looking at when I came up with the fictitious name for my crazy band. Fictitious? What are you talking about? Velvet Revolver is going to audition singers through their website. Yeah, they say it's not up yet. They're going, quote, live sometime in the next month or so. But as we know, Scott Weiland is no longer with the band. So Slash says they're looking for a new lead singer and they're going to go to the Internet. How about that? Ah, the Internet. The Internet. A lot of baseball players, big-name baseball players are hurt right now. Yeah, dude. This is crazy. I don't know. Like a rash of... Let me just throw something out. Oh, no. Here we go. Let me throw something out. This is going to be weird. Huge names. I'm talking A-Rod, Chipper Jones, Jimmy Rollins, Gary Sheffield. Yeah. Could it be possibly that these guys no longer are allowed to take anything? Eddie. I'm just saying, do you find it interesting that Barry Zito now cannot pitch? I do find that interesting, Eddie. That A-Rod's hurt all the time now. What's up with that, dude? Gary Sheffield, the guy who's been talked about, all these guys. The big units. Now, no more HGH, no more stuff. You can't heal so quick anymore. I'm just saying. Wow. I find it interesting that everybody's getting hurt this year. Yeah.

3:39:16I wonder if they could find something that would make them so that they could heal faster, their muscle could heal faster but not grow. That'd be good, right? It's called Tylenol, Mike. Tylenol. Is that a cortisone shot? Or like glucosamine, right? Wait a second. Glucosamine? Glucosamine? Yeah. Well said. Isn't that to repair? That's for like joints. Yeah. Guys, I've rolled a few of those in my day. Smoke that, you'll feel great. That's right. Medical marijuana. Kills over there. Whatever. You guys, another earthquake in southern Illinois. What? No. This is weird. This is the same one. That is really weird. Aftershock. Is it aftershock? What's going on? Yeah, but it's a big aftershock. So we talked about the 5.2 on Friday morning, which was the largest quake to hit there in the last 40 years. I would have thought it was the only quake to hit there. Well, in 40 years, but the largest quake ever was a 5.4. So it was really close to their largest quake ever in history. Something's up underneath us. Well, Monday this morning, a 4.5 hit. Get out of here.

3:40:18It's impossible to let down the middle. You think? Yep. They'll be able to live on the beach in Kansas City. They say this is the 18th aftershock they've felt since Friday. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, isn't that weird? I don't mean to be an alarmist. Well, you never know. I don't mean to be an alarmist. Don't say it. You're going to freak a lot of people off. Rob has never experienced an earthquake. I'd like to hear what he has to say. I want to hear it. Don't say it. Okay, I'm not being alarmist, but... What? Like, it's been a while. Don't. I'm just saying, dude. I don't even get that. No! No! What? Stop, drop, and roll. Here's the deal. You know that those... Listen, those stupid underwater volcanoes and stuff, they can't spew up all that magma without junk moving. Magma. You know stuff's moving all over the place. It's like I'm in science class. I know it. I think that's like the first semester at UCSD. They're like, check it out, man. Like the magma can't go without stuff moving. But you know that like... That would be state. That's a state. You know that... Uh-oh. No offense. I said no offense. Those students are smart. I partied with them on Friday. Now, listen to this. We know...

3:41:37that with all the stuff that's gone on in the last few years, elsewhere, like, it doesn't have any effect on us? What are you saying? I'm saying it's been too long, man. He's saying the big one is coming. Take care of your head by wearing your helmet. I didn't want to say that. That's what Mike is saying. Mike is saying the big one is going to happen any minute. He might be right, man. I mean, dude. No, no, I'm just repeating what you're saying. I didn't say it. Sky said it, but I agree with you. So you're saying a huge earthquake is going to come? Dude, 89 was the last one. 89 was... Northridge. Okay, Northridge was really big. Northridge was really big. It wasn't as big. What are you supposed to do if it... Hey, I've never been in one. I know about snowstorms. Okay, here's what you do. You get in your car and drive? Okay. No. No, you do not. Rob, as fast as I can to the desert. Jump in the shower and do jumping jacks. Hey, Mike, no. That is not what you do. No. No joking around. No, what you do do... Jump in my car. Jump in David Hasselhoff's car. You're supposed to stand under a doorway. Yeah, right. Yeah, doorway. I'm running and shaking my head. Or you go under a table, Rob, and you get in like a little ball position and you cover your neck. No, I swear. This is what we used to have. We used to have earthquake drills in school. You guys didn't have earthquake drills in school? Yeah, I never did that. I don't remember. Yeah, and you go under the table and you get a little ball and you cover up your neck and your head with your arms. I'm not going to do that.

3:43:03I thought what you're supposed to do is you're supposed to take the cushion you're sitting on and use it as a flotation device. Oh, right. You're supposed to put your head between your knees. Whoa. That's not an earthquake. Now, wait. You're supposed to drop and roll. Pop it. Pop and lock. Pop, lock, and drop it. Pop and lock. Pop, lock, and drop it. Okay, Mike, don't ever do that. Wow. Thank you. It's been too long. Mike, stop it. It's freaking me out. Let's go home. No, Mike, stop it. Come on. No, we were all in the 89, the Loma Prieta quake up north. We were all, well, me, Eddie, Ashley, Sean, Scott. Sean has the freakiest story of the Loma Prieta. Where were you, Sean? I was on a freeway overpass. Oh, my gosh. Can you believe that? And what happened in front of you? Well, in front of me, you know, the traffic was backed up really bad. And in front of me, just a bunch of cars. But behind us was the Cypress structure, which was the double-decker freeway. And it collapsed behind us. Had you been on it? We just came off it. It just came off the Cypress. That was so scary. And it did the thing. In fact, we were still on the off-ramp.

3:44:26Which is elevated above the ground. Hey, Uncle Mikey, I have a crazy story. Beto, you weren't there. You weren't even born yet. No, dude, that was the worst one I've ever been through, dude. You weren't born yet. Yeah, you're only 14. No, I'm not. Yeah, I was like 44. You were 44. No, dude, I'm just kidding. I was like 17, dude. No, you weren't. Hey, check it out. Yeah, what's up? I was making love. And that married lady was all, and she was all, whoa, dude, you're crazy. I've never been like this before. I'm in love. And then what happened? And then I was all, shut up, man. I think we're in an earthquake, dude. And she was all, and dude, she was from. Dude, she was from Georgia, and she was all, she was all, hey, honey, what's an earthquake? And I was all, hey, dude, you don't even know. Be quiet. And then I got up, dude, and I held up the apartment we were in, dude. You held it up? Wow, you must be strong. Yeah, dude, it was going to, like, come down around us and stuff, and I was all, save the vodka, save the vodka. The vodka? Yeah, dude, and she was all,

3:45:53She was all, protect me, Beto, please. You weren't worried about all your babies? She was all, please protect our babies, dude. Yeah, a married lady that does your babies. Now it's all, yeah, I'll protect us and our children. Okay, well, wow, you're quite a gentleman. Very brave of you. Yeah. And then, dude, so I ripped off my shirt, right? And I started flexing my chiseled chest and everything, dude. Hey, Beto. And then I was all, and I was saving people and stuff. Hey, Beto. What, Uncle Eddie? It's your birth certificate. No, dude, that's yours, dude. 1994. It doesn't even say that, bro. Don't even say that. Unless we were, because wasn't the quake in 89? Yeah, so you weren't born yet, bro. Dude, dude, for real, dude? When that happened, then I started looting, bro. Looting? Dude, because everybody was all concerned. That's not cool. Yeah, dude. So I know, dude, but I was hard. So I was running into all the hardware stores. I was like, free huffing, free huffing. Free huffing. What?

3:46:57Dude, I was grabbing spray paint and putting it in paper bags, dude. No, you never did that. And I was like crazy, man. Stop that. Stop it. And, dude, and then I was just all, you know what? I don't even care anymore. I could die in an earthquake. And I slept with 44 chicks. 44? That's a lot. That is a lot. You are a stud. That's not safe. I set a record for earthquake love making. Really? Congratulations. That's crazy. Yeah, you should be proud. I didn't know there was a record. Dude, I know that. Her certificate was forged by that married lady. No, it wasn't. That doesn't even make any sense. She's stalking me, bro. Why would she do that? She's not stalking you. Yeah, she's still in love. From 89? Yeah. She's not over it yet. She's going to get back at you by claiming you're a 14-year-old? No, dude. It doesn't make sense, Beto. You guys are trying to pretend you don't remember what happened to me. I got pulled over, dude, because I was all, I'm going to go save my auntie. And so I ran out of the house and I stole this car and I was like, get out of there. I got to go save my family. And I was driving, dude. And then this chick cop pulled me over, dude. And she's like.

3:48:07You're too hot. You're too hot. You were pulled over for being too hot. Yeah. Okay. That happens a lot. And she's all, I'm writing you up for being too hot. And I have to write you up for making such crazy love. And she's like, yeah, dude. And she's all, I'm going to, I'm going to, and you're under arrest, dude. What, dude? You know what this is? Stop it on Poletti. This is an application for a driver's permit. It is not. That we have to sign. It is not. That's not mine, bro. It says your name right here. It's Zach. Yeah, dude. And so then after the earthquake, dude, I was like, next time I'm going to be more prepared. I have to have children to save me. So I made like 18. Wow. 18 children. That's game. Way to plan ahead. That's Beto. My nephew. Yeah, he is, bro. He's got a lot of grown-ups to do. He does. He wants so badly to be cool, and he doesn't realize that that's the wrong way to go about it. That's terrible. Yeah, dude, I know how to be cool, Uncle Mikey. Why don't I get a billboard covering one eye? That would be nice. He's taking shots at me. Taking shots. Our text number is 35253. And if you want to call us, it's 570-1053. This is The Mikey Show. Get downloads and podcasts.

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3:51:06This was a Johnsonville Brat weekend. Apparently, Mikey, listening to the radio, heard me talking about Johnsonville Brats. I did. Hey, that sounds pretty good. Eddie, I swear to you that this is not a joke. I was at Stater Brothers and seriously, like, thought of your commercials. That is fantastic. And I was like, I'm getting them. Yeah, and you liked them, right? Dude. I brought them in. They're so good. They are great. I've never had them before. What, you got a little mustard there? Dude, I got the Goulden's Spicy Brown. Yeah. Terrific. This guy would never use it. No. Well, you know, it's funny because I had to bring them over to Rob's for his cookout over the weekend, too, and everybody freaked out. They're like, oh, my God, these are so good. Oh, my God. I love them. I'm dead, dude. Yeah. Yeah, so it's awesome, man. This is the perfect time of year. Don't. This is the perfect time of year for grilling up Johnsonville Brats. Be like Mikey. Go to the grocery store. If you don't know what to cook tonight, think of Johnsonville Brats. Go back to that meat section. Anywhere. You go to Vons, you go to Albertsons, wherever, and you can buy Johnsonville Brats for your grill. They are absolutely delicious. They're full of flavor. Mike's got one right there. They are perfect.

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3:54:33Mikey Show, hello. Hey, Mikey, what's up? It's P1 John. How you doing? What's up, John? None much. Look, I switched over to AIS yesterday, and these guys saved me $296 a month in car insurance. And now they dropped it down to practically $150 a month. And I had SR22 from a DUI. Ooh, and they still did that for you? Absolutely. Nice. See, that's a great thing. I cannot thank you enough. No, that's cool, dude. Don't thank me. Thank AIS, dude. Sometimes people, when they hear me talking about AIS so much, they don't realize that there are real people out there that are saving the dough, and you're one of them. Absolutely. Because AIS is like a broker. Yeah, I didn't even realize that there were a brokerage, so that's where it really surprised me. That's awesome. All right, here's the phone number, 1-800-777-4-AIS. That's 1-800-777-4-2. Thank you, dude. I appreciate the phone call. Hey, no problem, Mikey. All right, man. We'll see you. Things that are dumb. Teasing a nine-foot grizzly bear. Driving a car with a baby on your lap. Blow-drying your hair in the bathtub. Accidental wardrobe malfunctions. Rollerblading off the roof. Things that are smart. Getting new car financing rates on Toyota certified used vehicles.

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4:00:48USA Discounters. Your incredible credit store. Call now. 877-870-7700. Or visit in Chula Vista at 476 Broadway. Certain restrictions may apply. Contact store for details. Rebecca and I were supposed to have a date. This weekend never did. Where we watched a movie. Aw, that's sweet. I know. Well, we wanted to. We just didn't get any time to. There's a bunch of movies I want to see. I rented Enchanted and then didn't really watch it all. Oh. That's so precious. KIOZ San Diego. Didn't. Didn't. I couldn't. I couldn't. Hey, y'all. Hey, Mikey Show. Hi. I was wondering who sings the theme songs for the games that you guys play, like Battle of the Sexes, Tone of Death, Carry On, Sean TV. Dynamite. He's dynamite. He is like the eighth member of the Mikey Show, and he goes by the name Flounder. Oh. So good.

4:01:50And he is a very, very, he is a very wise man. He is a very talented guy. I wrote him an email the other day, like probably last week, about how awesome his openers are for our show and how great they are. They're my favorite thing in the world and how talented he is. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Let's hear one. Do you know who has got a let's play? Right now, P1 Trivia. Here's what you do, though. You've got to be available Friday to come and hang out the entire show long. 570-1053. You must be able to hang out on Friday, which means you'll have to get the day off from work or something. It's worth taking the day off. At least the morning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you work in the afternoon, you're good. Like a half day. Yeah. So call us. 570-1053. We rarely get girls. Girl won last week. That's true. That's true. Come on, girl power.

4:03:05We play the game much like we play the dumb chick challenge. You got to get the five points, and the questions are assigned a point value. So it goes from one to three. Go. Ones are easy, threes are hard. Got to get the five points. I tell you guys I made an appointment with an ear, nose, and throat doctor. Wow. Get that sinus problem all squared away. Let's do it. You can go under the knife. Do it. I'm just worried because, you know, what if they... do an operation on my sinuses, it changes my singing voice. You know, I'm worried. Don't do it. Don't do it. I was worried about that too, Mike, but, you know, you'll be fine. I want them to work on my nodules, Ash, and I don't want them to mess me up. You know, I'm a singer. Yeah, I understand. I got my tonsils taken out. Like, I was scared about the same thing, but. Ashley was worried if it would affect her singing voice, as we know. Didn't alter it a bit. It did not. As you can see, it didn't change anything. This is pathetic.

4:04:32Come on. You're fired. I like it. 570-1053. Come on. And, yeah, call us right now. 570-1053. There's a glare. What's going on? It's Jillian. Oh, it's Jillian. Not really. No, we didn't see anybody. No, it's just a beautiful lady in a yellow sweater. Yes, that does not look like anybody we know. Hello, stranger. I think we covered it. I think we got it. There's no one here that we know. No. That is correct. Mystery supermodel. That's right. It is a mystery attractive woman whom we've never met in our lives. Yes. Okay. Let's see. P1 Xtina is on the line. Hey, Mikey. What's up? How are you, Xtina? Pretty good. Just working. Eddie, we know Xtina. Yeah. We've met her many times. Totally. P1, you guys may know this guy. P1 Buckley is somebody that you guys may...

4:05:43Eddie is a fan of P1 Buckley. Please win Buckley. Yes, I'm on the phone. Oh, my gosh. I want to meet Buckley so bad. All right. I've met Buckley. He's great, Eddie. He's the best. It would be worth every moment. Now, let's get some background here. P1 Xtina, I would put you at 25. Oh, no. I'm only 19. That's what I meant. Wow. Sick of crush much? I'm like the guy from Starbucks. Yes. That is true. Okay, so, Xtina, you're 19 years old? Yeah. Wow. Okay. I'm an American sweetheart. How long have you been listening, Xtina? I'm fine. How long have you been listening to The Mikey Show? About a year and a half. Year and a half. Nice. And Buckley, how old are you? I'm 38. Wow. Yes. Very cool. You class of 88 or 87? 88, buddy. There you go. Good job, 88. There you go. How long have you been listening, Buckley? Probably shortly after you guys got on the air. All right, so about nine and a half years. A long time. How long have we been on the air? Four years? A year? Yeah. Four years? Almost five. Almost five. I feel like... There you go. It feels like ten, guys.

4:07:02It's really great. Love every moment of it. All right. Who started first last time, Sky? Guys or girls? Well, we don't do that anymore. Well, then let's have you start, Buckley. Guys start every time. Well, wait. No, that's not what we do. Buckley. Yeah, that sounds right. That's the way we'll do it. Maybe whoever calls first. Call it in the air. Buckley, you got it. Buckley, would you like a one, two, or three-point question? I'll give the girl a break, and I'll start off with a two. All right. Voice of an angel. Your question is, who won the last challenge between B-Rob and Eddie? That would be B-Rob. That is correct. Yeah. It is two points Buckley, zero points Extina. Well, she hasn't gone yet. Sorry, Extina, you're being shut out. She hasn't gone yet. Extina, what do you want, a one, two, or three? I'll be like Sky and go with a two. You got it. Your two-point question is, what game revolves around people accidentally hearing mobile phone conversations? Cell phone mishaps. That is correct. Wow. We are tied. We are tied. Buckley, it's over to you. It's time to be mean and go for a three. All right, you can close it out here, Buckley. You can close it out here.

4:08:33The question is, who's known for coining the infamous Eddie's bachelor party quote? And that is how you do that. Who did that? I'd say you. I forget the name, but I'm going to guess you, Mikey. That is incorrect. That was a great moment, man. For those of you that do not know the story, here we are in Lake Tahoe. And we were actually at Harvey's. We were having dinner. Cabo Wabo, baby. Cabo Wabo. Eddie's bachelor party. And there was another party going on of bachelorettes. Oh, hello. Oh, yeah. And so, boy blunder. Budweiser. Budweiser. On the afternoon show. The BC and Clint show, they have a character named Budweiser. And he decided he was going to take...

4:09:30a big pitcher of margaritas from the guy's bachelor party over to the gals' bachelorette party. So he essentially walks over and gives them a bucket of margaritas. And they were happy. That's crazy. They got a free pitcher of margaritas. And he walks back, and with all of the confidence in the world, he says, and that is how you do that. And there was, like, dead silence at that bachelor party table. And then finally, I don't remember who, somebody goes, What, give them our margaritas? Xtina, you could close it out here with a three or you could play it safe and go two points. Go for the three. I'm going to go for the three. You were like your girl. Come on, Xtina. Let's see. I'm looking at some of the questions. It's not that they're too easy. I'll give you an example. I'll give you an example. I'll read this. This just won't fly. Name any friend of Skye's not on the show. No, the answer is she doesn't have any. It's a trick question. She's got some... It's really sad. She's made some friends. She says she has a friend named Michelle. She says she's got a friend named Jody. Nobody's ever met these people. Roman's not your friend.

4:11:04Shut up. All right, here's your three-point question. Who on the show watches TV standing up? He could be. We just don't know. We wouldn't know if he was standing so short. It's actually Sean. Sean watches TV standing up and pacing. You're a jerk, lady. It is the truth. He's upset and kind of hurt that you didn't know it was him. Buckley. Yeah. What do you want to do? I wish I could sing my answer, but I'll go for a three. You're going to go for a three. I wish you would. I know it. Your three-point question is, name two foods that Boston Rob ate during Bizarre Foods with Boston Rob. Wow. 100-year-old egg. That is true. And trite. That is correct, too. That is correct, too. Yes. Buckley's coming in, and so is Xtina. You can come in, too. Blammy Wowie Zowie. Thank you.

4:12:19You both get to come in. Hang on the line. I love it. I'm excited. We get to meet Buckley. That is humongous. It's pretty cool. Future Hall of Famer, I'm sure. Yeah, absolutely. Buckley is a guy that knows his Wuss Rock songs. He's the king of Wuss Rock. He is the king of it. That is true. Guy knows those songs. Voice of an angel. He's just an absolute angel. We get it. It does. You're in love. It's like voice of an absolute angel. Ashley Simpson is getting good reviews on her new CD. Really? It's the truth. From who, her dad? No, no, no. She really is. The album is getting good reviews. I think she's going to be singing on Dancing with the Stars. I don't know if it's this week or next week. That's crazy. Is she pregnant or is she not pregnant? Don't ask her. Don't ask her. No, do not ask her. Like they did again on the Today Show. Cut 14.

4:13:11Do you have any idea when you're going to walk down the aisle? I don't. Do it, Matt. Do it. That's great. Obviously, I just have to ask you other rumors out there about expanding the family. How do you want to handle that? Well, you know, that's been going around for about a year now, so only time will tell with that. If it's been true a year ago, you'd have two kids by now. Yes, definitely. But I am giving birth to my record on the 22nd. It'll be out Tuesday. Good transition there. I like that. That's all right. That's my new baby. You're showing. No, lately, whenever she's in public, it's always big coats and she carries her purse in front of herself. It's subtle. Skye, if she's not pregnant, why doesn't she just say no? Thank you. I'm not pregnant. Well, and she might as well say she's pregnant if she's not going to say. Exactly. It's like saying yes. You know what, Ashley? These rumors would stop if you just said it one way or the other. We don't really care that much. Just say it already. Don't spray it. Yeah, big dummy. Don't spray it. Don't spray it. Yeah, you shouldn't spray it. Although there are some instances where spraying it is okay, but... When? Like when? I'll say. You know, there's some times where you just... Eddie. You want to spray it. Yeah. And you don't want to spray it. As for the news, not the weather. That's right. It happens with that joke. It's the best. It works every time, so why stop? It's pretty awesome. It's not. Pretty much works every single time. It's not, Eddie? That's what Sky said.

4:14:36It doesn't matter how old you are. Don't try to act like you don't enjoy it. It's not. It's a party. It's not. It's a five-year-old in all of us. This guy said it's not. Said the word snot, which is so gross. Okay, move on. There are certain times where I don't want to hear it, but I'm not going to even pretend. I want to hear it. Okay. Should it not be the view? It is. No. It humiliates us every time. I don't know why I want to hear this. No. Let me tell you what it is, and then you're going to be like, I can't not. Why? Okay, what's it about? Whoopi Goldberg is excited about her new undergarments called Flexis, which is a onesie for adults. How can I not hear it? Oh, no. No, thank you. Cut 24.

4:15:35This is a piece of underwear that every piece of underwear in particular needs to be wearing. It's called flexies. Have you seen that? No. That woman is 500 pounds. Wonderful thing. Now, I cannot stand wearing the bra and the panties because my stomach gets cold. Wow. So I need to... You get tummy chills? I feel very alive right now. You have to wear one piece, and you can unhook it at the bottom, so if you need to do what you need to do. This is fun. I couldn't help it. See, I have a rule in my house. I already have two people in onesies. Right. The kids. There can't be three. There will be only two onesies in my house right now. I cannot unsnap one more person out of their clothes. That's true. Hoobie wears a onesie, I guess.

4:16:26Yeah, and onesie is wrong. I just Googled it to look at it. It's more like a bathing suit or a leotard, like a one-piece that just has extra, you know, it holds your stomach in. Oh, gross. You know, it's kind of like Spanx. That's what they're called right after. Excuse me? I don't know about that. I'm not aware of that product. What are we talking about? Coopy Goldberg. She wears this Spanx or whatever. What? Flexies. I'm going to get some onesies, too. Oh, no. You look better than Spanx. Now, what about this? Lawrence Fishburne makes Sherry Shepard of The View cry after he talks about meeting her on a plane before her audition for The View. Like, good or bad way? Cut 25. People mistake my shyness for being the aloof movie star. I'm just a shy person. I'm good in front of an artist, but when I don't know people, I'm like, I'm over here trying to, like, just kind of figure it all out. Like when I met you on the plane, and you were like... Okay, calm down. And Sarah's on the plane, and she goes, I don't do that. Well, yes, well, I can dream, can't I? While she was auditioning for the show. I knew she was so crazy.

4:17:59I did. I so apologize to you. Don't worry about it. It's fine. It's fine. But did you get your lesson when you came to see the show? I did. That's the lesson. I did. You know, I'm so sorry to sit here next to you and whoopie Goldberg. That woman is crazy. That woman is crazy. Wow, that was really crazy. I need something to cheer me up. No more of you. You got the touch. You got to take the bass that's taken away from the vocal. Fix it, Nick. Fix it. Of course it is. Take the bass out completely, you should. Might as well. Just want vocal. That vocal's good. You know what? You want to know something? What's on those tapes is magic. Yeah, magic belongs to me. That's right. I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell. That's right, dude. Ping pong. Let's see. There was a tornado in Washington, D.C.

4:19:58Downtown Washington, D.C. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is that my turn? Well, in the metro area. So the first one that came through was about 30. Right there in the middle of downtown D.C. No, no, no. That's not quite correct. Abe Lincoln was flying through the air. That's right. Yeah. On that big chair. The closest one got 10 miles northeast of the capital. But they were seeing winds around 100 miles per hour. That's Abe Lincoln. That's how he talks. President Carter says Hamas will accept a peace deal. And Hamas says, no, we won't. Eat it with that pita bread. It's delicious. It's really good. And if you put olive oil in it with some paprika. Even better. Pine nuts? That's right. Even at Togo's these days, you can get a Hamas sandwich. Yeah, that's really true. I think you guys are thinking of hummus. Huh? Oh. Oh, whatever. Yeah, Hamas. They're different. The U.S. considers them a terrorist organ. Tomato, tomato. Whatever. It's so good. Either way, it's good on pita bread. So good, dude. So what are you talking about, Hamas? Well, Hamas, Mike, is what we're talking about here. President Carter says that they'll accept a peace deal, and I'm like, they're not, like,

4:21:21Violent. Yeah. I just kind of sit there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I make it for it sometimes if you eat too much of it. That's true. Again, you're thinking of hummus. Okay, so what are you talking about then with the President Carter stuff? I know. What did he do? Okay. You ever had the pita chips? Spit it out. Oh, those are good. So good. It's like a dip. Yep. With hummus. Okay. Yeah, with hummus. Flavored hummus like jalapeno. Oh, come on. It's real good. Come on. Firey red pepper. Oh, bring it. Get a little dip. Garden vegetable. You eat it like a dip. So good. President Bush is going to be on Deal or No Deal tonight. That's a lie. I'm not kidding. I'm not making it up. What? He's going to be on Deal or No Deal tonight. He's telling the truth. That's right. Why is he, Sky? I'm standing right here. President Bush, why will you be on Deal or No Deal? Because I'm going to play. You're going to play Dylan O'Dell. Which suitcase do you want first? My favorite number is number eight. Why? I love that model. She's beautiful. It's your favorite model. I'm going to pick her, and I'm going to get rid of Aubrey right away because she bugs. All right. There you go. And case 26, that one always has a low number. So I'm going 26, get out of here. Well, you realize, President Bush, they can't. It's always a low number. Always a low number. Always. You start paying attention. I have.

4:22:44It's going to be great. Dick's going to be one of my supporters. There you go. Yeah, I actually read something different, President Bush. What are you reading? I read that you videotaped a message to be the support of an Army member. That is not true, President Bush. Not true. Me and Howie are going to put those gloves over our head and blow them up? Why? Because it's hysterical. Howie used to do that. It's hysterical. You can't shake his hand, though. You got to give him a fist bump. Yeah, that's right. That's right. No deal. Baker, screw you. Well, good luck. President Bush talking to the banker. The jerk. Thank you, President Bush. That's President Bush on NBC 739 tonight. Primetime. All right. Should be really good. Thousands of people were protesting CNN. Because one of the guys that works at CNN said something disparaging about China. Yeah, so they say thousands of Chinese Americans were outside of CNN's Hollywood offices on Saturday. They protested an hour again. They protested an hour later. They protested again an hour later. It's like Chinese food. You eat it, and then you're hungry again an hour later.

4:24:02They're demanding the firing of Jack Cafferty for his on-air work. Cafferty? Yeah. And the Beaver Brown Band. They want them both fired. Wow. Thank you. He was talking about the U.S. trade deficit with China. Says we continue to import their junk with lead paint on them and their poison pet food. And he goes on, they pay workers a dollar a month. Did he know he was on the air? And then we buy their stuff at Walmart. Is it an editorial? I think they're basically the same bunch of goons and thugs that they've been for the last 50 years. Smart. He did go back and apologize and say he wasn't talking about the people of China, just about their government. He was talking about Mera Mesa, he said. It's got to be even more trouble. It's got to be even more trouble. But they still want him out. There you go. Let's see. The UN is warning everybody, is warning the world that we have to increase food production. Yeah. The UN said it. Did he find that funny? Well...

4:25:10It is an odd thing. Yeah, why do they say that, Sky? What are they talking about? They say the cost of food has increased by around 40% since mid-2007. So has gas. So maybe we need to produce, we have to increase gas production. That's crazy. There's been riots and protests in countries. Two birds with one stone. Do I make my own, Eddie? There's riots and protests in countries like Haiti, Cameroon, Egypt, because there's not... Cameroon, Sky. Yeah, that's where your boys from. All right, everybody. So they say the reasons for the skyrocketing cost of food. I particularly think that we should pay a little extra attention to camera. That's bad. I don't see anything wrong with that. You know, a lot of handsome men come to camera. That's a good point, Mike. So they're blaming rising oil prices, the fall of the U.S. dollar, and natural. If I may, just for a moment, and a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, and ebony and ivory go together in perfect harmony. Roman open was over.

4:26:14We all love us. Why don't we? It's just a song. We're just friends. Don't read too much into it. But we're just friends. Yeah, it's just a song. I do love when you count down. We add one and two and one, two, three. That is good. Okay. It is really good. It's very professional. That is, you know. Well, you got to get the number going. Well, you count you down. That's nice. Get the orchestra and the whole. Let's do a little number here. See, when you go one and a two and then I think I'm going to go, but then you start it again. And I'm like, oh, goodness. P1 Burger is on the line. Hey, Mikey, P1 Burger. What's going on, man? Hey, you know, I ride a Harley, and I've been a P1 for about the last year and a half. And, you know, that big sticker is not going to fit on my bike. We'll find a way. Yeah, why do you say that? Why wouldn't it fit? Well, man, I only got a little fender. I can't put it up on the gas tank. We'll put it over your license plate. You can figure it out, dear. I would love to have it over my license plate. Just what I need is a little bit more help from California Long. Well, the thing is, though, dude, we can't make, like, little tiny, little tiny motorcycle stickers. We can't? No, we can't. Can't we? Can't we put them in our shrinking machine?

4:27:23Just take that sticker, dude. Throw it in the dryer or something. You know how at grocery stores they've got the little keychain ones? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe we should do a little tiny sticker. But then people driving, they're like, what is this? I just found the solution, guys. What is it? How about I put it on my helmet? There you go. Oh, you're a genius. Perfect. Take care of your head by wearing your helmet. Thank you very much. Thanks, man. Appreciate it. 570-1053 is the number. Beginning and end of every show, we do open phone segments, so you can call in about anything you want. It's up to you. It's open forum. Mikey's show. Hello. Hey, it's Quimby. Hey, Quimby. Hey, Quimby. Hey, Quimby. Hey, Quimby. Oh, my God. Quimby. I love you, too, Ashley. What are you doing? I'm sitting here at work laughing. What's going on? So I had to go grab a fax, and I totally missed B-Rob's new song. Oh, let's play it again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. We'll play it for you. B-Rob dropped a new song today. It's about him going to the bank. He goes into the bank to do all his banking. He doesn't do anything online.

4:28:42I wish I could see him recording it. Just look at his MySpace picture. Yeah. Picture that. Looks like he was recording it in that picture. Gotta get it in there. Turn around and ask if they can lend a buck. I got money for a steady diet of hot cocoa. All jewelry on me is probably just fool's gold. I love going banking. It eases my mind. Don't trust the internet. It's like banking blind. The bank teller said she could transfer my dough. Always get receipts to see where the money. You can find me in the bank. Pocket full of squirrel listening bank lady. Yo, I gotta pay my bills. I need a cash check so you know the drill. Yo, go on and get down with your sick banking skills. You can find me in the bank.

4:29:55Okay. That's dynamite. That is dynamite. Go shorty. Even a gangsta. Good job, B-Rob. That's a good one. Mikey Show, hello. Yes, is this Mikey Show? Yes, it is. Hey, I know you guys are always looking for something interesting or fun to watch on TV or whatnot. I got something to clue you guys in on. Go ahead. Hey, starting on Sunday, it's actually a PBS special, but it's really good for people who want to find out what life is like on a ship in the Navy. PBS, what they did was they did a 10-hour documentary on life on board the USS Nimitz during their 2005 deployment. I would love to see that. I actually would. I really like that. It starts on Sunday. It's Sunday through Friday. They show two one-hour episodes at a time, 10 episodes total. Is it in high def? Yes, it is. Ooh, I'm in 100%. Thank you. It starts at 9 o'clock on Sunday.

4:31:18Sunday. They actually had a sneak preview over at the Coronado Base Theater yesterday, so I got to see that with myself. Hey, look at Sky immediately perked up. She can't say that word either. Theater. The word is pronounced theater. Theater. Thank you for calling. I like that. That sounds good. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. Hey, long-time listener. Love you guys. Just wanted to say, when's that sticker strike? I forget what day that is. It is May the 10th. I'm going to be in San Francisco. That sucks. Dude, I would cancel the trip if I were you. Yeah, for sure. I don't know what you're going to be there. Save me an envelope. Save me an envelope. All right. I see one hot dogger. There you go. I don't want to know why. We will save you one. May the 10th Qualcomm Stadium. It's going to be awesome. It's going to be the Mikey Show and about 20,000 of their closest friends. Yeah. Lovely in town that Missy is up next. Today on the Nooner, she's got double shots.

4:32:19It's going to be awesome. Two songs, same artist. So make sure you tune in to Missy today. And we will see you again tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show is out. Love your mouth.