The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 04/22/08
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
wrongful convictionroad ragepornography in relationshipsTV car preferenceshalf birthday celebrationsfan interactionsWWE presidential promosSticker Strike promotionarsenic lab errorBobby Kernels guest appearanceroadrageporn
The show opened with a detailed look at Cindy Sommer’s wrongful conviction for poisoning her Marine husband, featuring an interview with Matt Lauer that exposed a lab error. A listener’s email about her boyfriend’s extreme road‑rage ignited a spirited discussion among the hosts and callers, who shared personal stories and safety tips. Later, another listener’s discovery of his girlfriend’s porn use led to a frank debate about jealousy, trust and double standards in relationships. The crew also fantasized about ideal TV cars, celebrated Skye’s half‑birthday with fan‑delivered gifts, and Mikey disclosed his own recent 11‑month jail sentence for road‑rage.
What happened, in order
P1 Danny calls about half‑birthday and Bobby Kernels
P1 Danny calls to wish Skye a happy half‑birthday and mentions that fan site P1Spaceway will have Bobby Kernels as a guest on their tribute show.
Operation Sticker Strike promotion
Cricket Wireless announces its Sticker Strike event, giving away season‑pass stickers for every concert at their amphitheater.
TV‑car fantasy debate
The crew imagines which TV show car they’d drive—Mach 5, Batmobile, General Lee, Mystery Machine, Kit—and jokes about the practicality of each choice.
Road‑rage listener email
A listener writes in about her boyfriend’s major road‑rage, prompting a discussion among the hosts and callers about aggression behind the wheel.
P1 Army half‑birthday gifts for Skye
Fans calling themselves the P1 Army deliver half‑birthday presents and a kitty‑card to Skye, much to Eddie’s annoyance.
Mikey’s jail stint for road‑rage
Mikey reveals he just got out of jail after serving 11 months for a road‑rage incident, adding a personal note to the ongoing road‑rage conversation.
Cindy Sommer wrongful conviction
Mikey introduces the case of Cindy Sommer, a Marine wife released after two and a half years in prison when a crime‑lab arsenic test was revealed to be faulty.
Porn‑in‑relationship email
A listener discovers his girlfriend’s porn history and asks the show whether it’s cheating, sparking a candid debate about jealousy, trust and double standards.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkySeanAshleyBoston RobZethRobDannyBobby KernelsCindy SommerMatt LauerAlan BloomTodd Tice
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Welcome to the program. It is 6-0-6. A boat used to smuggle drugs washed ashore yesterday in Sunset Cliffs loaded with weed. Man, the Padres are really struggling right now. They lost their fifth in the six games after losing to Houston last night, 10-3. What do you mean the deal is, Eddie? It's the typical stuff going on with the Padres where they don't have a lot of offense and if their pitching isn't good, then they're going to lose the game. Welcome to the program. 5-7-0-1-0-5-3. is the phone number, and you can call us any time you want to. But at the beginning and end of the show, it's an open forum. You can call about anything you want. Awesome! Yeah, you can make a comment about TV last night, or you can ask a question of the show or a particular member of the show. You can do whatever you want. It's an open forum, and we do that at the beginning and end. Maybe we'll loosen that up.
and make it to where you'd call anytime. We'll just say open phones. But anyway, let's get this thing rolling. My name's Mikey. Real quickly, I'll say all seven people on the show, and then we'll go around and we'll kind of individually let you know what we're like. The show has seven people on it. Myself, Eddie, Sky, Sean, Ashley, Boston, Rob, and Zeth. I'm 37 years old. I have a shaved head, a goatee, dark hair. That's why my goatee is dark brown. I am Mexican, and my Mexicanness is what defines me. Yeah, that's true. Your Mexicanness is what defines you. Thank you, Michael. And I do not speak Spanish, so it's actually the opposite. My Mexicanness does not define me.
Yesterday, so check this out, you guys. So yesterday, I have lunch with my brother, and I'm driving home, and I witnessed an accident. I've never witnessed an accident. Oh, really? I don't think so. I don't think I have. That's scary. Yeah, it was really a bad one, too. Oh, no. Well, nobody was hurt, but the cars were mangled up, man. Oh, gosh. Nobody was hurt. They were able to get out of the car. Good. But I've never really seen that before, like when it happens. Have you guys done that? Yeah, it's freaky. Yeah. So it tripped me out. So I spun a Yui. And by the time I got there, there was already a lady out of the car. And she said, I said, have you called 911? She said, no. And so I did. And I'm not kidding. It was like 30 seconds after it happened. And they had already gotten a call on it. Wow. Yeah. And it was like right after. So people were on it, man. That's cool. Yeah, they were on it. But it was a trip. I'd never seen that. Uh, Eddie is our producer, our sports guy. He is 35 and, uh, Eddie likes to golf and, uh, he knows a lot about sports, knows more about sports than anybody I know. Are you looking forward to your broadcast this weekend for the NFL draft? Yeah, it's going to be crazy and different and, you know, just, you know, I'm, it's going to be fun. Yeah. The draft this year is very unpredictable and there's going to be a lot of stuff happening. So it'll be really cool. Uh,
I think I'm probably going to listen to a little bit of the broadcast because I know that I enjoy sometimes hearing you say stuff more than I like hearing what they're saying on TV. Yeah, we're actually going to be on an hour prior to the draft. We're going to be on Extra Sports 1360 this year. Nice. Just like me, Lou Bush, Roman Oban. Roman Oban. If he wanted to come out and visit you guys. We'll be at Rockin' Baja Lobster, the gas lamp. Gas lamp. Okay. This guy's a big fan of the draft. Are you a draft, Nick? Well, no, no. But, you know, I like to support my friends when they do anything outside of the show. I see. Yeah, but you never show up at anything else I ever do. Never. I, that, what? Time? No. Your birthday. Your birthday. That wasn't an appearance. Oh. Oh, Skye thought it was an appearance. Weird. Skye is. I didn't get paid. Skye is 30 years old. She has crazy curly hair. She has to tame it. Yes, I do. She has to put a lot of what they call product in it. Yes. If she doesn't, it is all, it's poofy. It's, oh, yuck.
It's very poofy. One time. I've told her this for years. One time. Please. Let us see it. One time. She says she won't. She will not let us see. No way, hoser. Skye said that her neighbor's dog was barking all night. Dude. And it was like going crazy around 3 a.m. And I get up at 3.30. And like for a second, I considered going over and ringing their doorbell. Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong. I mean, dude. Is it a big dog, a little dog? Well, I got a lot of issues. So it was a puppy like two months ago. So I don't know what size it is now, but by the way it looked as a puppy, it looked like it could grow into a pretty big dog. What kind, you know? No. But we got crazy coyotes where I live. Like coyotes everywhere, you know? So no wonder the dog's barking his head off. It's probably being stalked on the other side of the fence by coyotes, you know? Sure. And so I got a lot of issues, but I was like, and, and these neighbors are three houses away from me. So I can't imagine what the people on either side of this house are going through. I mean, the dog always barks throughout the day, but this is the first that woke me up out of sleep. And I so badly wanted to go to their door this morning at three 30 and be like, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong. Hey, did you know that your dog is everybody up? And I just thought I'd let you know. Cause maybe it didn't hear it. Well, does it make you wonder like,
Do it makes me wonder, like, what are they actually what's going on in their head? Yeah. Do they think like, oh, it's I got a couple of thoughts, a couple of theories. And you tell me which which could it be? Is it this is my property. And so I can do what I want on my property. That's my dog. And so whatever. Is it that or is it, you know, I bet it's not really that. it's not bothering people that bad. They're probably used to it. Do they think that? Or do they think nothing because they've become desensitized to it and they don't even hear it anymore? I don't know. If it woke me out of sleep with all my windows closed three houses away, how could it not? I mean... How could it not? I guess all night. I don't... I mean, maybe. What if what, Eddie? They weren't home. Oh. Well, does he do it? Is it... Usually not happen. Well, my husband says he's been woken up before from it, but I've never been woken up. But this morning, yeah. Do you consider calling the police? I wonder if you can. Absolutely. It's disturbing the police. Oh, you can? Oh, yeah. That's probably safer than me going to somebody's door. You don't call the emergency. You don't call 911. Oh, you don't. No.
No. It's not really an emergency. Get it straightened out. Good to know. I mean, yeah. On my half birthday, to be woken up. Oh, there it is. I think it's like, you know, out of all days. Eddie just took off his headphones. Out of irritation that she brought it up. That she brought it up. There it is. But I'm just saying. I see where he's coming from on this one. Half birthday? Oh, thank you, Ashley. No. Whoa, what? Whoa, what? 570-1053 is our phone number. Eddie just pointed at Ashley with that face that said, no, you will not. We all know that Skye likes to celebrate her half-birthday. Clearly, she just indicated that today is her half-birthday. It's not a real thing, and we're not celebrating half-birthday. Thank you. Thank you, Ashley. Exactly six months from today, Skye will be turning 31. Shouldn't we be celebrating? We'll celebrate then. I mean. On your birthday. I don't know why. There's no half birthday. I don't know why you have to be like this, Eddie. There's no half Easter. You don't know that. I do know that. What would you have on half Easter, Skye? Half a ham. Half a ham. I wouldn't. You always have ham on Easter, Skye. No, Ashley's right. Ashley's right. That wasn't a shout out. Really? You'd only have half a ham? It's impossible. Eddie. It never happened. See, Eddie had to take it there, Skye. Eddie had to take it there. I see what he's doing.
Honey baked? I wasn't going to do that. Sky, with a dog problem, have you considered offering the dog a job in another city? Like send a... A transfer? Yeah, sending an email offering a job that... He doesn't check his email very often. He doesn't? No, he's kind of bad about that. Forget it then. Sean is our sound effects guy. He's 38. Shani's very tall. Tall glass of water. That's right. That's what he is, right? Ashley is... I can't really tell from here. Is it brown? Is that top brown or is it black? It's black. Ashley is our assistant producer. She does a lot of stuff. And she's got blonde hair. And she has brown eyes. Her dad's in town right now. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah, about that. She's very close with her dad. Very, very close. They went out to dinner last night. Yeah. And she was saying that one of her friends has this relationship and dynamic with her father where they playfully flirt. Ew. And I wanted to ask her, like, does that bother you or weird you out?
Or is it kind of fun for you? Everybody here in the studio has that look on their face like yucky. Yeah. But I want to know what Ashley thought. That's weird. Sure. Well, it's my friend Shelly Brown. I'll go ahead and call her out. I don't care. Shelly Brown is her name. Out of all people. And you know both Eddie and Sky knows who that is. I didn't say her name because I didn't know if Ash would think that was a kid. I'll call her the hell out. Out of all of your friends. Right? Like the most conservative. Right. So what happened? Well, the thing is, is like I've been friends with Shelly Brown for like five years. My dad and her, of course, then have known each other for five years. And they've developed a relationship where they're close. Like they really get along. Like all my friends love my dad. Yeah. He's a good guy. Rob loves my dad. So he, my dad, like started to jokingly one night. like, tease her or something. I think she had, like, a hole in her skirt. And my dad was like, you've got a hole in your skirt. And Shelly was like, oh, why are you looking? Like, you know, giving him a hard time. Right. And that turned into, like, this ongoing lovemaking, like, that they do in front of me. Right in front of my eyes. I'm right there. I mean, I'm right there. Choose your words. Yeah, wrong choice. That one doesn't work. That one is not right. That misrepresents.
Hey. Blank my blank and blank you. And then it's the best when they get a little bit of like Merlot in them. Oh, wow. And then they're like, but they just tease each other and they're totally kidding. But for me, I'm like. I want to wrestle with you so freaking bad. Oh, wow. It's my dad and my best friend. It's just that when they start texting each other at the dinner table, that's when it gets a little bit weird. It's like when I see like his hand is on her leg under the table, I'm like, okay, that's too much. Again, again. You may need to be careful with what you're saying. Boston Rob is 25 years old. He is the show's singer-songwriter. Wow, what a title. Yeah, that's right. He dropped a song yesterday called In Da Bank. If you haven't heard it, we'll play it again for you soon. In fact, we'll do it before the show's over. All right. I mean, no, no, no. That's not what I meant. I meant before the hour is. Rob's also the phone screener and he's good at it. Rob has become very, very good at phone screening. And I'll tell you something. A lot of times people will call and they'll or they'll write me and they'll say, you know, Rob, I don't know what's up with Rob, dude.
But he doesn't let me through, blah, blah, blah. And I'll ask him, well, what is it that you're... Well, I was calling to say that I got really mad because I bought this knife and it didn't really work. I'll be like, good job, Rob. I was calling to tell him that I hate Kool-Aid. Oh, don't ever put that person on. Good job, Rob. And I'm making these up. I'm trying to make examples. It'll be something that's just like... Something that nobody is going to care about. The only reason I say that is because the two topics that I just brought up, I thought to myself, no, those actually sound kind of interesting. I was just calling to say what's up. Yes. That is a perfect example. Yeah, dude, I was just calling because I just wanted to say what's up. So what's up, dude? Who cares? Rob was teased a little bit yesterday by the guys at the gym.
Because, you know, P1 Sanjaya called in to say how rocking his body is. So the guys at the gym were giving him a little bit of a hard time. Just a little. What kinds of things were they saying? They were hooting and hollering and asked me to take off my shirt. That is funny. And the guys I know at the gym, they're not quiet dudes. So it's about 5 o'clock. packed at the gym. I mean, every machine is taken up. And these are like huge, like six foot something, big jack dudes, you know, always working out. Right. Know everyone at the gym. And they see me walk in and yell from across the gym. Oh, that is great. So the gym just stops. That is great. You just hear like weights clang. Hey, show us your body, dude. So I did. Oh, no. Everybody, stop working out. I'm a Calvin Klein just walked in. You know, arrest areas are homosexual hangouts. So there it is, man. And you figured he'd probably get some harassment. Good guys. Just give me a tough time. Zeth is Roosevelt, Zethian Oates, the third. And he is something else, right? He's got tattoos.
And he's very tall, and he does a lot of tasks. Well, Seth. He is a good friend of ours, and he's got a girlfriend named Kelsey. Yep. And she's very pretty. They're both lucky people. That's how you doing, man. I'm good. The microphone just almost fell on my head, but other than that, I'm okay. Is it not screwed in there very good? Yeah, I went to pull it forward, and it came off, and it almost fell on my head. Happy Tuesday, guys. Yeah, that's right. What's that? 570-1053 is our phone number. So give us a call. P1 Danny. Is this P1 Danny from P1Site? Of course. Of course it is. P1 Danny from P1Site.com. How you doing, man? Good, you? Good, good, good. What were you calling about? I was calling to say happy birthday to P1 Sky or to Sky. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Thank you, Danny. Happy birthday, P1 Sky. Danny, it's not her birthday. It's not her birthday today. It's not her birthday.
I know what he meant. It's their half birthday. Thank you. But nobody celebrates their half birthday. I do. We do. We do. It's the army. No, you don't. Yes, the army does. The army does. Don't say that, Danny. We're having a party tonight. Realize what you're doing. Thank you. It's impossible to revoke someone's P1 status. That is awesome. Well, our buddy P1 Spaceway is going to stop by and leave her something later on today. Oh, that's... You guys, no, don't do this. I'm not going to go get it. Do not do this. You guys are sweet. I'm telling you, you're just... Sorry in the work, buddy. I'm telling you, though, Danny, all you're doing is encouraging this behavior. Oh, that's all right. It's not all right. We got to live with it. I love you guys. You're the best. It should be a national holiday. You know, the folks that run, you know, Danny's a guy that runs P1 Sight, and... they do their own version of the Mikey show. It's like a fan tribute to the Mikey show that they do in a studio that Spaceboy actually built. I listened to that for the first time last week. It's pretty good, right? It's fun to listen to. Quimpy is good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're all pretty good. And I was listening to it, and I haven't heard it yet, but I think Bobby Kernels was a guest. Oh, wow. He was a Kernels? Yes, our old intern, Bobby Kernels. How did they pull that off? I don't know.
Dude, we just IM'd him out of the blue and he just happened to say yes. And so we came in for an interview and yeah, it's pretty cool. It's up on the site. Hey, check it out. My son, Jake. Yeah. We got him to say, Bobby. Oh, wow. And we recorded it. Sean, do you have it? Hold up. It's pretty funny. Because they, I guess Rebecca knows somebody named Bobby. Yeah. And so. She got him to say it, and he said it, and I thought it was hysterical, so I go, make him say that again. And I taped him. No way. You got to hear this. You got it, Sean? Hold on. It's not edited. Oh, then don't. Then don't. Okay. We'll do it later. Yeah, I'll get it ready. All right. So anyway, Danny's calling in to say happy half birthday. It's ridiculous. Thank you, bro. See you guys. See ya. P1 Josh, you there? Yeah, I'm here. What's up? I got a question for Eddie. I was wondering, what position do you think the Chargers are going to pick for their first pick in the draft? Well, basically, they're in a great position. They basically have no real open spots on their roster. So they're drafting for depth. They're drafting for the future. So they can really take the best athlete available at really almost any position, which is really cool.
You know, if a stud running back falls, I would even be happy with taking that, you know, because we'd lost Michael Turner and it'd be nice to have somebody, you know, backing up LT. But if it was just straight, you know, this is what their needs are, I would rank them offensive line, or I'm sorry, defensive back, offensive line, defensive line. That sounds good. All right, cool. Hey, listen, you got to listen to this thing, man. Anybody I know, you get a couple of different guides. You follow them throughout their college careers. And so he pretty much knows everything you want to know about these players.
The broadcast for the draft is Saturday at what time? 11 o'clock on Extra Sports 1360, and we'll be broadcasting live at Rockin' Baja Lobster in the gas lamp. Now, are you guys going to do the first round, or are they going to cover the whole first day, or how's it going to work? No, just the first round, probably, because that's going to be like six, seven hours. It's a long day. But, I mean, I could do the whole day easily. Oh, gosh. But it's like my Christmas. I love the draft. It's my favorite day of the year. He watches both days, by the way. He'll watch on Sunday, too, when it's like into the late rounds. Yeah, they asked me if I wanted to do a special broadcast on Sunday, too. And I said, I think I will, but I don't know because I really want to watch the sixth round. Exactly. Oh, my gosh. From the comfort of home. Of home. But, yeah, we'll see. P1 Cardiff. Hello. What's up? Nothing. I just wanted to tell Ashley not to ruin her dad's fun. I'm 51, and I've dated women from 26 to 55, and there's a big difference of a younger woman. It's like a gift from God. I think that Ashley lets it. I don't disagree. Yeah, I don't think Ashley stops it. I don't put a stop to it.
I'm just saying it's not necessarily the most comfortable place for me to be at that moment. Yeah. Like, I prefer for them to do it when I'm not there, but they actually, they don't think it's fun to do when I'm not there. Like, they only do it when I'm right there in the presence of them, so it's more fun for them. They like to make her uncomfortable. Weirds me out, yeah. Okay. Yeah. P1 Cardiff, though, he wants, you know, you to know, hey, listen, I date my daughter's friend, so I think it's really cool. Oh, hey. And so, you know, stop hating the, stop hating the Pervo, hate the game. Yeah. Yeah. P1 Maggie. Yep. How you doing? I'm doing good. I just wanted to tell Skye she has to handle that dog thing really carefully. Yeah. Because if she calls the cops straight off, it could be this big neighborhood feud with childish pranks and floodlights being aimed at bad places. Oh, gosh. Floodlights being aimed at bad places. What does that mean? You know, you have like those motion detected lights that can...
be aimed, oh, straight at your bedroom window so every time a yappy dog walks by it, you're woken up with a big floodlight in your face. Yeah, that would be terrible. It's three doors down. They don't know, you know, they don't have to say who it is. Well, I was, see, tonight is our first annual HOA meeting, so I was considering some of my famous passive aggression. Yeah. Like, hey, is your dog okay? Because I heard it barking all night, and I know there's coyotes. So I just wanted to make sure everything. Have you guys seen a coyote out there? So I'm working it out. We'll see if I, you know, have the. Yeah, I think handling it a little, you know, roundabout is better than calling the cops. Yeah. Okay. All right. Thanks. All right. Bye bye. That's Maggie. All kinds of stuff going on. First of all, today's the Democratic primary in Pennsylvania. Oh, yeah. And so. We'll see if the comments that Obama made about Pennsylvanians hurts him. Yeah, well, the polls definitely show Hillary winning. I mean, back a while ago, polls were showing her with like a 20-point lead over Obama. Now, he's kind of closed that gap a little bit, but Obama himself even says that she'll probably win, but he hopes to keep it a close race. So that's going to be worth watching today. Let's see.
Tony Romo celebrated his birthday over the weekend. And apparently, you know, there was Jessica Simpson. She's licking icing off his face from the cake. Oh, that's so cute. They're having a very cute time. She serenaded him with her version of happy birthday. That's very cute. Lovey-dovey. So I wonder when the question will be popped in that situation. And they finally say, yeah, let's do this thing. This is what we have today. We've got a pretty big show for you today. First of all, we're going to play that song from Boston Robb, In Da Bank, his new song. So we're going to do that coming up in a little bit. Don't forget, we're going to be doing the Iron Man fashion show. Awesome. It's a week from today. So it'll be next Tuesday. And it's the same day of the premiere here in San Diego of the Iron Man fashion show. So you just have to come up with an outfit that looks like Iron Man. So many ideas. We're going to have like a runway and a fashion show and the whole thing. Men and women, anybody who wants to do it, you can do it. So we got that going on. And then we got this email. So we'll ask you, what would you think if the girl you're dating, one of her hobbies?
Internet porn. What would you think? Is that cool? And you're like, hey, man, I dig it. I'm into that, too. Or would you be like, I don't know. It weirds me out. So we will be discussing. We'll read this dude's email that we got and see what you think. Hey, Mike. Yeah. You want to hear Jake saying Bobby? Yeah, check this out. Bobby. That's Jake. What? Got to hear that again. One more time. Happy. We've got to call Bob to get him on the line and have him do that. Yeah, what we should do is have it to where, you know, Jake is calling Bobby. Happy. Happy. All right. Quick timeout. Brian Regan in the Stand-Up Spotlight. Mikey Show Stand-Up Spotlight on Rock 105.3. We needed a refrigerator for our new place. I've never bought a refrigerator in my whole life. I went into the appliance store. There's like 900 of them lined up. There's a salesman there. What's this guy supposed to say about refrigerators? Well, you have this refrigerator right here. This keeps all your food cold for 600. You've got this refrigerator. This keeps all your food cold for 800. Check this out. 1,400 keeps all your food cold. So this guy's working me on this one. I've never seen a guy work so hard.
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1053 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. Not a bad ride overall here this morning. Yeah, pretty easy rides for the most part here. You will see some traffic, though, developing in the south. 15 coming out of Escondido now off the 78th of the Rancho Parkway. Maybe a brief slowdown from Carmel Mountain Ranch. The northbound side of the 15, though, the reports of a gravel truck that lost about a bowling ball-sized rock right in the middle of the freeway. North 15, just before Camino del Norte, that can definitely do some damage. So definitely keep your eyes open if you're heading up that direction. And maybe stay far to the right or far to the left because it's right in the middle there. And get around that as best you can. We've got southbound traffic here on the 5 freeway development developing as well. Just a brief slowdown coming out of Encinitas. And westbound 52, starting to see some slow traffic off the 125 out of Santee up to this top of the summit. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Hey, let me tell you, man. This is rad. Operation Sticker Strike is going on May the 10th. It's sponsored by Cricket Wireless. And these guys are great, man. They're giving away a pair of season passes to every concert at the Cricket Wireless Amphitheater. Okay? That's what it's known as now. Our favorite joint down in Chula Vista. Yep. Our favorite venue to see an outdoor concert in the summertime. Gonna see Dave Matthews there this summer, Mike, at the Cricket Wireless Amphitheater. Very nice.
Yep. And so how about a pair of season passes to every concert they're doing? They're going to be giving that away at the sticker strike. And so you come by there, you get a sticker, and everyone gets a special offer exclusively from Cricket Wireless. How rad is that? Dude, Cricket Wireless, they so get it. I mean, they get it from their no contracts to the unlimited texting, but they're so involved in San Diego and everything cool that goes on here. It's awesome. We love Cricket. We love the actual Cricket Pedro, who's a good friend of ours. He is a pal. And he has eight arms and legs. Well, you know, more to text with. We appreciate him. Yes. Sky, give the website. It's mycricket.com slash San Diego. history, mankind has been protected by dynamic duos and heroic tandems. But the world has never seen a pair quite like this. Gary! Yeah! Harold! Harold! Sorry, man. I forgot. Harold and Kumar are back. You just blew my mind. Critics are calling Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay the wildest. Yeah, dude. Ballsiest. Oh, my God!
It looks like Osama Bin Laden's beard. Raunchiest comedy of the year. What's up with this party? I'm sick of all the hype over. I'm starting the bottomless trend. Hi, boys. It's not just as good as the first one. It's better. In less than eight hours. We're going to be in Amsterdam. It's going to be exactly like Eurotrip, only it's not going to suck. Harold and Kumar. Escape from Guantanamo Bay. Rated R for strong food and sexual content. Graphic nudity, pervasive language, and drug use. Under 17, not admit without parent or guardian. Starts Friday only in theaters. With the dumb chick challenge. Now, Ash, named for a famed psychiatrist, what slight error in speech is believed to reveal the true intentions of the unconscious mind? Frasier. Frasier. Do this right now. She's thinking? Your answer was Frasier. No, no, no. Come on, Ash. She's trying to will it to me, I think. No, no, no. My answer.
Are you wondering what it is that could happen that would make it seem like you're altering phrase words? Yes. My answer is, um. That's fantastic. That may be the greatest answer. That's not right. That is not. Oh, my God. Now back to the Mikey Show. Rock 105.3. Check it out, y'all. 640. Justin Timberlake and John Mayer both attended the memorial service for Cameron Diaz's dad on Sunday. Police say Pac-Man Jones paid extortion cash in that Vegas shooting. Dude, are you kidding? Yeah. What? Apparently the guy that, you know, was the one that pulled the trigger. Right. Had extorted him for like $15,000 and he paid it. No. Pac-Man paid it. Wait. And do they have the details or are they not releasing it? Like what exactly he agreed to do for Pac-Man.
He basically said he wouldn't implicate him in any way and all that stuff. Pac-Man, though, is working with the cops to try and bust this guy. Really? Yeah. So did it come out because Pac-Man finally was guilt-ridden and said to the cops, hey, listen, this guy extorted me and I'll cooperate with you? Probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Holy Toledo. That is crazy, man. 35253. That's our text number, 35253. So text us at any time and let us know what you're thinking. And you can call us at 570-1053. That is our number. And, yeah, just any time you want. I have more versions of Jake saying Bobby. No way. Go ahead, Sean. This is the original. Bobby. What else you got? Take two. Bobby. That might be my favorite one. Bobby. And then we also have take three. Bobby. Oh, my God. So, yeah, anytime we're talking about Bobby and we're doing the Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Hey, Bobby. Hey, Bobby. There it is. Okay, so check this out, man. They are going to take the DNA from the kids at that polygamist ranch.
They're going to be doing it. I don't know how they do it. I guess they do it with those little Q-tips or whatever. And they take a swab of the inside of their mouth. Yeah, well, Rob would know. Yeah, Rob has done this. Rob, how is this done? Rob has been through DNA swabbing. Yeah, he's a polygamist. Wait, I didn't know that. Rob, how do they do that, man? First of all, not a polygamist. Thank you for clearing that up. Second of all, it's not a Q-tip. It's called a swab. Yeah, exactly. He's a recovering polygamist. That's right. Did they do that, though, Rob? Did they swab the inside of the cheek? Is that how they get their DNA? Yeah, they will. Yeah. Rob doesn't really like talking about it. Yeah, that's weird. Touchy subject. Touchy subject. Yeah, you know, I think that is how they do it, Mike. I'll have to ask my fiancé. You know, it's just stuff that we don't really need to bring up. You don't have to be talking about me being a polygamist. You know what I'm talking about? God's so sensitive today. That's right. Not sensitive today. Not sensitive today. Kind of a hothead, though. Yeah, really a hothead when you think about it. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Very well done. And if you want, a little bit later on, we'll do it for 20. Boston Rob, as you know, is a singer-songwriter. It's a new calm down method I have.
He is a singer-songwriter, and he has a long history of doing all of his banking in the bank. Going there today. Of course you are. Eddie, the guy doesn't do any online banking. Online? He doesn't do anything. No one should, really. He's afraid of it. Well, there's a lot of reasons to be scared of it. Well, you think that somebody could get your account information and just mess with you to mess with you. We don't know how many Mike Esparzas are running out around there. That's right. And so you can never be too careful. Well said. Because all your info on the web, it's like, your dad knows what I'm saying. Your dad's scared of doing... My dad. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But my dad is 72. There's a difference. Why is there a difference? It's subtle, but it's still a difference. Yeah, you know, I mean, you're 25. You would think that you would be up with this whole internet thing. Yesterday, Boston Rob's internet was down, and he realized how much he actually used the internet. All day, and I'm so computer illiterate. Like, all I did, like, I kept trying to unplug it and then restart the whole thing, and that's all I knew. You just gave me a look like, uh, what? Oh. You did what? What's it called, the modem, right?
The thing that plugs into the wall and then you hook your phone into it, that little black box thing? It's a modem, yes. Yeah, yeah. I just kept unplugging it. Rob has an actual mouse plugged into his computer, which is ridiculous. It's strange. So Boston Rob wrote this song about going into the bank. Go, go, go. The only safe way. Go inside the bank with your money. I used to tell her because I ain't a... You like that voice, Eddie, that he's doing? Bring it up. I like that, too. Okay, Eddie's dancing to it, so I don't know what the time is. Damn. Oh. He has to. He has to. He can't control himself with the Yankee stuff.
Let's hurry it up. I turn around and ask if they can lend a buck. I got money for a steady diet of hot cocoa. All jewelry on me is probably just fool's gold. I love going banking. It eases my mind. Don't trust the internet. It's like banking blind. The bank teller said she could transfer my dough. I know it. I love the background vocal. I know it. I love the background vocal. I know it. I love the background vocal. I love the background vocal. I love the background vocal. I love the background vocal. I love the background vocal. I love the background vocal. I love the background vocal. It's called flowing, man. It is, it is. It's called doing this whole song in one breath. Wow. That's how you gotta do it. In the video, I picture a lot of black guys trying to dance to it, but they keep getting like a little bit, you know, like they're trying to get like Chad Johnson is listening to it. And he's like, he's got his jersey on. He's like trying to bump his head to it, but it's not happening. I like that gangsta rap voice you use.
Thank you, thank you. You know what I'll say? Yeah, he puts a little thing on when he does a song, and he's in the studio, and he's doing it like this. What's up? 570-1053 is phone number, or text number is 35253 if you would like to weigh in on Boston Rob's new song, In Da Bank. Can't imagine living, not only does he go into the bank and get cashier's checks to pay his bills, he then, drives the cashier check to the water company and to the cable company. He knows there's this new thing called the mail. The mail, right? The mail. Yeah, why don't you use the mail? The Pony Express. Yeah. Just started that. I mean, can you, I wonder, he's answering calls right now. Oh, good, let's talk about it. Screening out the people that don't like it. Oh, you got it, Mike. My question is, Rob, do you have, do you wait until you have a bunch of bills? go down to the bank and then get a bunch of cashier's checks and then drive around to the different companies all in one day? Or do you do it as they come in? Well, I usually get all my bills right around the 15th. So I've worked out a certain system where I'll just wait in like three days before or after the 15th, I'll get all of my bills at once. So then I'll take them all down to the bank and just handle everything in like a day. Question. Yo. Do you ever get, after you do that,
Do you ever get a stray or two? Yeah, I did. Can you imagine him? No, no, no, hold on. He's got to go do it again. This is why I'm going to the bank today. He's got to pay his arrowhead bill in like Corona. He's got to pay his water bill in Corona or something. His life doesn't have to be this difficult. I know it. It's not difficult. It's better for him. It's not difficult. I actually like Redding. I like going there sometimes, okay? I'm old school. What would you guys have done back in the day, you know, when you can't just internet click and have all your bills paid? Like, we didn't put a stamp on it. Yeah. You know, they've been doing the stamp thing since 1931. Hold on, hold on. I do use the stamp with certain things, certain things that I have to mail. I can't go to Ohio or Cincinnati or wherever. So if you're able to do that, then why not do that with everything? Because there are other places, like the water company, all that, like SDG. You guys, I was telegramming with... my mother about this. P1 Jeremy. Hey Mikey, how you doing? Not bad, dude. What's up? I have to say, this one's probably the best one by far. Really? Nice! I was definitely an Aunt Jemima fan, but this one's still nice. Oh yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, that's Boston Rob's favorite is that Aunt Jemima one. Awesome! It speaks to me. Eddie, if we ever get serious about releasing some sort of a best of
Boston Rob's songs. Now there's got to be 50 songs. Oh, easy. There's got to be 50 songs he's done. So many. We could do a best of double disc. Easy. Double cassette. Okay. Rob wants it released on cassette. Easier to sell out of his trunk. Oh, that's a good point. Okay, let's do this. Quick timeout. 35253 is our text number. Our phone number is 5701053. Don't forget, on Thursday morning, right around this time, you're going to be wanting to come down to the radio station and watch Boston Rob and Eddie compete in horseshoes and bocce ball. Yeah. Eddie's Italian. It's almost not fair. Yeah. It's in my blood. That's right. So, Thursday morning, 7 o'clock, right here at the radio station, these two are going to compete. A little Worcester Rock jukebox coming up in a little bit. Between now and the time we come back, I will decide on a random debate. By the way, when we come back, for sure I will tell you the top ten cities with the highest number of auto thefts. Is San Diego one of them? Tell you after this. This is the Mikey Show. Get downloads and podcasts at rock1053.com. If you're behind the wheel right now, you might find this little exercise especially revealing. With one hand, touch the seat next to you.
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Now, back to Mikey. I have a newly developed fear of spiders. Eddie. Why do girls want to ruin our fun? Sky. We all know that I don't like to spend money when I don't have to. Sean. We have the stupidest neighbors in the world. Boston Rob. I get really annoyed when people have sneezing fits. And Ashley. I hate underwear and I don't wear underwear. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. Welcome back to The Mikey Show. It is 7 o'clock. The San Diego City Council is still trying to get raises. Yesterday, they released a list of 3,000 city jobs that pay more than theirs. Utah goes up 2-0 over Houston winning last night, and LeBron led the Cavs to a blowout win over Washington. Our text number is 35253. If you want to text us a message, our phone number is 5701053. Mikey, what time does the sticker strike actually start? Signed, P1Devin. It starts at 10 a.m., May the 10th, Qualcomm. And it is going to be giant.
Mikey, I love V-Rob's new song. The added part about the Yankees was awesome. Red Sox rock. It's P1 Nafina. Nice. So they must be, Nafina must be going to the same place at Boston. Rob goes, there's a Red Sox bar in OB that people go to watch. So what is that, Rob? The OB grill? That closed down like two years ago. There you go. So you guys can go there. Check out those Red Sox games. So, Rob, what's the new hangout for Red Sox fans here in town? My house. Ah, there you go. Oh, boy. So if you want to see the Red Sox, we're going to give away Rob's home address here. Yes, we will. In just a couple of minutes. Random debate. Bring it. If you had a TV car that you could drive, what would it be? Holy moly. And speaking of cars, don't forget, I got the top 10 cities with the highest number of auto thefts. And I'm going to tell you that in just a second. But if you had to choose. There's too many. A car with a TV in it. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm confused. I guess P. Diddy's Mike. I mean, I don't know about guys with TVs in their cars. No, if you had to pick a TV car, you know, like a car that you see on a TV show. You know, like the generally. You know what I'm saying?
different than what I thought. Can we reach into movies? Is that a TV car? Is that a TV car? Hey! He said a TV car! You guys are a bunch of hotheads. Well, calm down. And it takes you an hour to answer. Seriously. Rob. A bunch of hotheads over there. If I allow you one movie car, what would it be? DeLorean. Back to the Future. That would be pretty sweet. DeLorean. Back to the Future. That would be sweet. I mean, it's a cool car. I don't know. See, mine would be... Mine would probably be the station wagon from Brady Bunch. Wow. Wow. That is really weird. I changed my mind. Thank you. It's the bus from Partridge Family. No doubt about it. I'm not kidding. I'm not joking. You're not joking. I'm not. Stop joking. I want the Partridge Family bus. No, you do not. I do, though. Why do you think I do not? Because you don't like to be flashy. You don't like people staring at you. Oh, no, no, no. I don't want to drive it. I just want to have it and go in it and enjoy it. I would love the bus.
I think that it's really... You're right. I would be too self-conscious driving it around. But wow, would I like it. So it's just parts and you're like... Yeah. And I would... I think that I would... I could treat you in more of a souped-up ride, Mike. Like? I don't know. Like a souped-up TV car. All right, I got it. I got it for sure. This is definitive. Okay. I'm not joking. Final answer. What is it? It would be the Mach 5 from Speed Racer. Huh? It's a TV car. Huh? Yeah. They just did a special on it in Road & Track Magazine where they give the specifics of the car. It was kind of jerky what they did. They said in Road & Track Magazine that for the new movie, they were going to let the guy that wrote the article for Road & Track go there and actually drive the one that Paramount let them build. And that the car itself cost $3 million to build because it was real with an engine and the whole thing.
And that it was 1,800 horsepower. And they go and they start describing the car. And they're talking about the shocks and the brakes and how they use Brembo brakes. And it was all this stuff that's like real. And then he starts talking about doing the test drive and how he launched and flew into the air. And then he starts saying that like the whole thing that you read, you realize this isn't real. Like it's what it would be, but it's not real. And they're talking about Yokohama. tires on it and stuff. And like the reader believes that this is a real. See, I was going to say, because seeing the trailers and stuff, the car looks like a cartoon. Yeah. Well, what do I know? I think it's a real. And they showed an actual real one. Yeah. They really had built a real one, I guess, at Paramount or whatever the movie company is. And so I thought, oh, that is real. And they spent, you know, million, three million dollars being able to build this thing. And so as you're reading it, you're thinking you're reading the real thing. And then it switches and you realize, oh, this is stupid. That can't really happen. But it takes you all the way into the article. But that's what I would have. I would love to have the Mach 5. Eddie, what would you have? Well, it's tough. I have three. I don't know which one to pick. It's either going to be the A-Team van. It's a sweet ride. Sweet ride. Right.
I think Child Protective Services would come knocking on your door if you had that thing, though. No doubt. There's no windows on the... Oh, then that's... Yeah, forget it. It's creepy. That's what makes it cool. Chris Hansen would write you an email being like, what are you doing? For sure. Of course, the Batmobile. Oh. It should be rad. What did it do besides go fast? Anything? Well, was the one on TV as cool as the one from the movies? No. No, it was more cartoonish. Was it tricked out with anything or did it just drive out? Dadgets and oil slicks and smoke screens. That's cool. Rad. I'd be in on that. And then the General Lee is just a great car. I mean, I would really want the General Lee. There's probably a lot of horsepower in that car. Yeah, and it's, you know, like when I was a kid, I had a poster of the General Lee in my room. My heart... There it is. You know, the door doesn't open. Cheap giant to jump up into the window. So I'll probably go with the Batmobile. All right. If you had to choose one, it'd be the Batmobile. Probably. Sky?
Well, my first thought is the mystery machine. From Scooby-Doo? Yeah, because I think it's awesome. But then I started thinking about it, and I was like, I could take any rapist van and paint it to look like it. Pretty much, because that's what it is. It has nothing special to it except for that cool paint job. So, I have to go with... Yeah, that, uh, what was it called? The what machine? Mystery. Yeah, it's creepy. Yeah, so, so no, so I just buy an old van and paint it to look like that. Yeah, well. Shaggy. Because you guys think that Shaggy's a dope smoker. Oh, smoker and dealer. It was medical marijuana. Smoker and dealer. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, he sold me a bag back in the day. Wow. But what I would go with is Kit. Oh, yeah. Because I do not care to drive, so Kit would do all the driving for me, and Kit would keep me safe, and Kit would keep me entertained with his funny quips. Oh, yeah, he did have quips. Yeah, so I would go with Kit.
P1 Brian agrees with you. Sky, are you there, Brian? Yes, sir. Yeah, you like kit, too. Kit's the best, and I think the one that they had in the newer one, the Mustang that they had, that previously they had a couple weeks ago, a couple months ago, that was the best. What was the original kit, like a Camaro, or was it actually... It was a Trans Am. It was a Trans Am. Nice. Nice, yeah. You got to wear a lot of denim when you drive the old kit. Denim jacket. Nice. What about Magnum's car? What did he drive? Was it a Trans Am? Sean, do you remember? Camaro. Magnum PI? Yeah. Shawnee. I don't know why I'm thinking it was a Ferrari. It was like a red Ferrari. P1 Danger. Yep. What would you drive? I would drive that Mini from Mr. Bean. The what? The Mini from Mr. Bean. The Mini from Mr. Bean. That's a movie. That's a movie. Dude, I thought you said. Oh, gosh. It's a hothead. Watch out. Let's see. One more. Don, are you there? Yes. What would you drive? Well, considering gas and traffic, I'll take the Jetsons' car. Yeah, that's true. Oh, good point. That's a cool car. Yeah, didn't think of that. Mikey, Optimus Prime would be my choice. Oh, my gosh. Great call. How do we not think of that? Great call. What's better than having a vehicle that can also be my robot buddy? Dang it. That would be Dynamite. That's signed P1 Donovan. Nice usage of the word dynamite. Nice. The Mystery Machine from Scooby-Doo all the way, Sky. I'm with you.
Mikey, the Flintstones ride was cool. Oh, come on. Dude, so much worse. That's ridiculous. So much worse. He'd be all rocked. Come on. It was not cool. Yeah, it was heavy. Yeah. You had to power it. Yeah, you had to power it, so you're always tired. Unless you put a giant thing of ribs on it, and then it tips over. Yeah. That's worse. Thanks. Can you imagine that thing on the fishing? Oh, it's the worst. Mikey, how about Kelso's van from that 70s show? That would be mine. Yeah. But again, a rapist van. Yeah, it is. Yeah, dude, that van is like, it's got this 70s vibe to it. It doesn't look rapisty. What do they have in it? Rapisty. Is it cool? It's like the old van, you know? Like, it looks cool. Like, it's the old 70s van. It's kind of like maybe, I think, that van that's in that movie, the Sunshine movie. Oh, yeah, Little Miss Sunshine. Yeah, it's kind of like that van. It's a VW van. Isn't it, Skye? I didn't think it was a VW. Yeah, it is. It is? Yes, I'm right. Question. Is there anything cool in there, like a disco ball or anything? Well, didn't he put some, like, carpet in there for the ladies? I don't know. Yeah, the ladies really want the carpet. I don't know. It just seemed like they were always having so much fun in that van. Yeah. You know. P1, Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt.
What about Chuck Norris' Dodge Ram and Walker, Texas Rangers? Oh, the Dodge Ram. Wow. You're in. This was a regular truck. He made it cool. There you go. Unique. If you could drive a Pinto, it'd still make it look cool. What about the Fall Guys truck? Yo, what kind of truck was it? Oh, it was just this giant truck. Remember, Sean? You like Shatner. Yeah, it was like a four-wheel drive. It was raised. It was big, though. Yeah, it was raised. Yeah, it had giant tires on it. Wait, Shatner drove a raised truck? I apologize. No, no, no. No, guys. Easy. You said what show? This is rad. The Fall Guy? This is rad right now what's happening. Right, that was not... Who was that? Jack Wagner. I believe it was Jack Wagner. No, it was not... Trent White, Lee. Hang on a second. It's coming to me right now. Yep. It's coming to me right... What do you got, Mike? I have John Ritter. It was John Ritter. He was John Ritter. Lee Majors. Of course it was Lee Majors. He was saying the Fall Guy theme song? That's right. The Fall Guy is my man. Get it, Mike. He's the guy with the plan. Yeah, I am. If you fall...
All for my guy. Don't look at me. Maybe that wasn't the... I've got one for you, Mike. Go ahead. Oh, no. How about the 1959 Peugeot from the Columbo series? Okay. On that note. Why does he have to go there? Every time, Columbo. That would be totally awesome. What happens? You know, nobody said the hearse from the Munsters. No. No. Our text number is 35253. Our phone number is 5701053. So we got this email about a guy that seems like a pretty cool dude. And, fellas, you may be this guy. This girl is dating this dude. She really likes him, except for there's this one thing about him. And it may be you, dudes, fellas, that are listening right now. When we come back, I'll tell you what. I'll read you the email.
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toward the top of the summit, and then again just past Santo Road. They're trying to get over to that 15 connector. The West 8's been looking pretty nice here this morning. You've got a good-looking ride all the way to the valley. West 94 King Freeway, that just has a minor delay as you make that turn on to North 805 there. Coming out of the South Bay, both the 5 and the 5 northbound, you know, just the usual stuff past the 54 South Bay Freeway to slow you down there. And then the 805 quite backed up now. That's crawling out of Kearney Mesa from the 163 up to Governor Drive in the Golden Triangle. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock. Are you looking for something new in your life? Maybe you're considering a job change. Maybe you don't like the job that you're in right now. If that sounds like you, you should probably be checking out the Border Patrol. I've talked about it before. I even got a call from a guy the other day that said, hey, man, I'm really glad that you told me about the Border Patrol. He was taking his test yesterday. We were wishing him good luck, and we're hoping that everything goes well, that he gets this job because the guy wants to make a good salary. There's so many cool things about the Border Patrol, like the deal where if you go over 40 hours a week, you get paid for it. You get paid while you're in the academy. It's really a good thing, man. So check it out. No day is the same. All your days are exciting, and it may be something different than you actually expect. So check it out online. If you want to see their website, it's borderpatrol.gov. Turn up the funny volume.
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Well, this is strange. The presidential candidates all gave a taped message on Monday Night Raw last night. Why is that strange? Yeah, I mean, don't they do that every week? Yeah, it's like a regular segment. Like Piper's Pit. Manu Ginobili wins the NBA Sixth Man of the Year Award. We actually have audio of the presidential candidates. on Monday Night Raw. We're going to be doing that before the hour is over. We're going to play it for you. I mean, we're talking professional wrestling. That's awesome. And they were on it. You can text us at 35253 and you can call us at 570-1053. I'm going to get to an email here in just a second that I want to get your take on. Fellas, this may be you, maybe it isn't. Before that, though, I want to tell you about the cities with the highest amount of car thefts. So what do we got, Skye? You guys want to guess or you just want me to tell you? Let's guess. Definitely Miami. Duluth. Detroit. No Miami. No Detroit. San Diego has to be because we're a border city. For sure. San Diego County is number three on the list. Oh, my gosh. Yes, number three. Oh, wow. Right there at the top, everybody. Springfield. Worcester. Chicago. Gloucester. No, it's Gloucester. Gloucester. Peabody. Oh, there's trouble there.
Claremont. A lot of these are western cities. Okay, Tucson. Border. Yes, Tucson's number 10. Yuma. Phoenix. Phoenix, Mesa, Scottsdale is number 8. Albuquerque. Albuquerque's number 7. Los Angeles. Fresno. El Paso. The Bronx. Is the Bronx on the list, Sky? Double check the list, please. El Paso is not on the list? Check El Paso. Houston. Seattle. San Angelo. Mesquite. Fargo. At Garland, dude. Check it out. San Francisco. San Francisco, Oakland, Fremont is number five. What about West Plano? Frisco. Clownville. Check it out, dude. What was that city there that started with a B that everybody made fun of? I think Kelly Clarkson is actually from this town. Can we give up? Yeah. The ones we missed, number nine is... Did we get number one? No.
Thinking number one? No. Nothing in Florida? No. Nothing in Chicago? No. Number nine is Yakima, Washington. Oh, wow. Yakima. I'm making jokes. Number six is Laredo, Texas. Laredo? What is it? Laredo. Burl? No, that's not it. Keep looking. D-U-R-L-E-S-O-N, Texas. That's what her hometown is, I guess. Burlson? Yeah. Number four is Stockton. Number two is Las Vegas. And number one, Modesto, California. Really? Why? I don't know. Nothing else going on? I guess not. Wow. So everybody be careful. All right, so let's get your thoughts on this, you guys. Mikey, I'm a little freaked out writing you about this, but I really need some advice. My boyfriend and I have been going out since February of last year, so a little over a year. He's really great, except one thing. He has major road rage. Oh, yuck, yuck. Like scary road rage. Uh-oh. He screams at people and cuts them off if he feels like they have wronged him. Nothing wrong with that. Oh, no. What? Oh, no. He has gotten out of the car before and confronted people. It is really scary.
When I tell him it makes me uncomfortable, he just laughs and thinks it's a big joke. I don't know what to do because everything else about him is awesome. What do you think, sign P1 Cincinnati? I think there's a bigger issue at hand. I think if somebody is screaming in the car, they have a lot of, it's in the word rage. They got a lot of rage inside of them and you got to ask yourself, what is the rage? You know, you always hear my philosophy on anger. It's hurt, sadness, and fear. And so if somebody is, they're exhibiting road, hurt, sadness, and fear. If you ask me. Well, it seems to me like he's probably holding in a lot of stuff, and that's his release. Like, he lets it out when he gets on the road, which is not good. Yeah. You're putting a lot of people in danger. I agree. Damn it! But what is your take on the dudes that have road rage? And what is it all about? I don't know. It's just dudes because I know I've seen plenty of gals that have road rage and are crazy out there. That's right. Rob says that his mom. Oh, my mom is whore. She's worse than me. Is she? Yeah. But I think back East, it's like part of our heritage to grow up with road rage. It's part of the culture. Everyone I know, like it's just, it's almost being polite.
Wait, that doesn't make any sense. Yeah, you know, someone cuts you off, you drive by and flip them off. If not, it's like not. Well, it's a polite finger that says, excuse me, sir. Hello. Sir. I would like to use my finger to indicate that I would like you to move over, please. To indicate, excuse me. That's right. So, I don't know, man. Eddie, what's your take? What do you think, man? What specifically? I don't know, man. Do you think that these dudes need to get counseling? Let me ask you. If this were a friend of yours that's a chick, would you say to her, break up with this guy? Or would you say, hey, listen, this is what you get. I mean, this is your dude. You got to accept the good with the bad. Yeah, I mean, depending on if I knew the person or not, that would determine what I saw.
Meaning if you knew the dude. Yeah, if I knew the guy, too. I wouldn't necessarily tell somebody to break up with him if I saw that he was a cool guy. And I'm like, well, obviously he's got this one issue that he's got to work on. But it seems like there's got to be some sort of underlying thing when it's that extreme. Everybody kind of gets road rage every now and then. But to get out of your car and confront somebody, that's just nuts. Sky, what do you think? Yeah, well, I know here on the show we've talked many times about you can't change a person. Yeah. But I would try. You give it the college go. Yeah, I would definitely give it a good, you know, effort. You know, because actually, you know, my husband in no means is like to this extreme. But we have had many conversations about some of his language he uses while driving. It's a bit colorful is what you're saying. And I've explained to him that the person he's mad at and using those words to can't hear him. Doesn't even know he's on the planet. The only person who can hear him and is affected by those words are me. Yeah. And I don't think I did anything wrong. Yeah.
But I'm the only one. He's expressing his anger. I'm the only one hearing him yell a string of obscenities. And I don't like to see. Who's that hurting? Me. How? Because I don't like to see that side of my husband. I don't like that person. But you're not driving. He's driving. He's frustrated. I don't like that person. I have no problem with him being like, dude, that sucks. That was rude. But no, to be screaming obscenities. But the other person can't hear him. I can hear him. That's the big deal. It makes me upset. It makes me see a side of my husband that I didn't fall in love with that dude. I don't even know who that dude is. Does it make you uncomfortable when he's screaming curse words? Yes, it makes me uncomfortable. It makes me not fearful of him. What's your problem? Why are you uncomfortable? Because he's screaming curse words. Does he apologize after? To me? Yeah. No. Like he doesn't even think it affects me. It's a big deal. You know, he doesn't even realize. Do you tell him that it affects you? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then I start like, you know, I've gotten to the point before where I'm like.
like giving him a taste of his own medicine. Like, cause he doesn't, he didn't give what I was saying. And I, and I was like, well, how would you feel if I was here? And then I start screaming obscenities. So you give him, give him an example. I give him an example. What does he think? Thank you for saying that. That's what he says. He says, I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. So, so I would definitely suggest that approach, you know. Tell him how it makes you feel and that you're the one suffering because of his behavior and you don't like to see that side of him. And hopefully he'll work on it and hopefully it's something that he can change. And then do it back to him. No, I'm just saying. I'm just giving an example of how very, very bad works. Yeah, rub his nose in it. Ashley, what do you think? I really relate to this because I have... two very, very important people in my life who experienced this, and that's my dad and my boyfriend. Yeah. Because my dad, like, is an FBI agent, and you don't want to mess with him, but he doesn't yell at me ever. But if we're ever in the car together and someone cuts us off or something, I mean, he'll go nuts. Right. Go crazy. Nice. Yelling, just like Sky said. What? Yelling at me. Sounds like a great guy. What a badass.
Like, Dad, calm down. Like, you're going to have a heart attack, you know? Wow. I don't know what you're complaining about. It sounds like Rambo is your father. Now, listen, Ashley says that even she does it. Like, we've heard stories about Ashley road raging. But see, I don't do what you guys are explaining. I don't even think that really happens to me. The only time I get mad is if someone honks at me for, like, no reason. Then they ask for it, Mike. Then I'll honk back and go, you know, what's your problem? But at the same time, I don't really care. Whereas, like, my boyfriend, his whole, like, theory behind it, because we were driving home from Palm Springs one time, and out of nowhere this car, like, cut us off. So he went all the way to the other side of the freeway, like, four lanes. He shot across. Right. And the car followed us. Yeah. And I had no idea this was going on. I'm, like, listening to Audioslave. How can you be? And he's, like, in this war on the road with this car. Pulls over to the side of the road. I'm, like, what are you, honey, what are you doing? Gets out of the car. And he's, like, talking. And there's a car behind us. And I'm, like, honey. I, like, turned down Audioslave. Right. What are you doing? Yeah. And he gets back in the car. Not Audioslave. Gets back in the car and starts driving again. And then the car behind him is, like.
Get out of the car. So he stops again, gets out, and goes and bangs on the person's window. Yeah, that's not good, man. That can end in somebody getting shot. You know, and I'm like, yeah, that's exactly what I thought was. That guy could have a gun. And it turns out he was just some, like, middle-aged white. guy like nobody like it wasn't like he was threatening at all right but um but the whole reason why because i really had an issue with that and the whole reason why he said he did that was he was to protect me he said if i wasn't in the car he never would have even gotten mad at the guy but that he was protecting me because he felt like the guy was going to run us off the road. He was putting you in danger. Yeah, he put you in more danger doing that. But I had to explain to him. We had to have a really big talk about it. Shawnee, I have a question. Do you scream and yell when people cut you off on the freeway? Yeah, I actually feel very guilty about it. I do it and it gets really bad sometimes and it upsets my wife and that really upsets me. Question. Yeah. Does it happen fairly regularly?
No, I wouldn't say regularly, but when it does, it's very bad. It's ridiculous. Roosevelt Zethian Oates Jr. Esquire III. Yes. Do you do this? Yeah, from time to time. If it's, say, a sporting event or something like that, for instance, Petco downtown, parking isn't too great, and that's the only time where I'll really get worked up about it. And my girlfriend actually was talking to me about this a few weeks ago because I did it, and I didn't realize I was doing it. And I was just screaming at the windshield, swearing like an idiot. I think I have a theory. Maybe it's the guys that are pretty laid back. Maybe it's the guys that in general are, you know, kind of what Eddie said of like, that's the way they do it. You know what I mean? That's the one time. That's the release. That's the release because Roosevelt, Zethi, and Oates Jr., the third Esquire, is in general a very laid back, easy going, mellow dude. So is Sean. Neither of them like confrontation. Right. Now, Rob is different because I think maybe Rob's right. It may be an East Coast cultural thing. He's a hothead. Yeah, he is a hothead, too. Well, I've realized when I have... Because the time that I feel like I'm raging the most is when my girl's in the car. Like, we almost got hit the other day. Yeah. And I, like, a screw just popped in my head and I was ready to chase this person down. But my girl always grabbed my hand. And now I've come to the terms where...
I kind of let it go because she's in the car. Yeah. It's a precious cargo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, if they get too close to my car or something, you know, I'll pull up next to them, give them a look. But when she's in the car, I've kind of calmed down now. It's when I'm by myself that I'll pull up next to someone. I had this guy going 40 on the freeway because I pulled up next to him and he just eventually got off. the next exit, because I was just staring them down. But now it's when my girl's in the car that I have to calm down. 570-1053, and our text number is 35253. Weigh in on this. What do you think? Is this a situation where it's two kinds of personalities? Is it the regular raging personality that's angry anyway, or... And maybe it's that and the person that is usually very laid back. And like Eddie was saying, this is their chance to sort of like let loose. 570-1053. I have another interesting one for you. Are you the person that used to be a road rager? You're not anymore. What happened? Oh, I like it. We'll take your calls next.
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And then again past San Antonio Road to the 15. And now you're seeing some stuff as you come into San Clemente Canyon here. And there's also an accident before the 5 Freeway, which is causing that bit of a backup there. West 8 out of the East County is seeing some heavier stuff here as well. And the Cajon Valley approaching East Main Street. And also from Spring Street all the way out to College. And then again from Fairmount and past the 15, the 805 past the Q in Mission Center Road. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Mikey Show, hello. Hi. Hi. I was calling about sleep train. Go ahead. What are you saying? What are you calling to say? Dude, sleep train. I went in there with my fiance about three weeks ago. We're not getting married for like five and a half weeks. I mean, sorry, five and a half months. And they're holding it for us for five and a half months before we get married. That's rad. Yeah. So and I haven't heard anybody talk about that. So that's pretty awesome. Yeah, it was way awesome. And on top of that, we got like. I think it was like a thousand bucks off the deal because we found one on the internet. It was like pretty crazy. That's awesome, dude. Just going to a sleep train center. Anybody should go into a sleep train center if they're looking to buy a new bed. That's fantastic. Thank you for the call. Yeah, no problem. Bye. The Mikey Show continues with Mikey. I'm 37 years old. I'm a Gemini. I shave my head bald. I'm atrocious to look at, and I have a good sense of humor. Eddie.
I hate anything except for it. Sky. I'm sorry, I talk like an old human. I'm sorry, I apologize. Opposite. Sean. That's right. Eat it. Boston Rob. I got Boston on my mind. And on your throat. And Ashley. I despise theme parties. They make me really uncomfortable, and I hate them. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. If there's an element of road rage that the guy might think that the chick thinks that it's kind of like manly. Yeah. And cool. Yes. For sure. That could be it. Maybe that's, and maybe all it would take was the ladies going, I don't like it. That's why I think my boyfriend did it. I think he kind of thought he was looking tough. And the second I told him no, I mean, he was like, never did it again. 5701053. Is my boyfriend. I love my boyfriend.
35253 is our text number if you want to text us about it. It is 740. A man died when he jumped in front of an Amtrak train in Carlsbad last night. The Bucs hire former Bulls head coach Scott Skiles to be their new coach. There it is. Mikey, road rage is okay. Stupid people shouldn't drive. Signed P1 Dale. Oh, I agree 100% with P1 Dale. There it is 100%. There's too many stupid people out there. Yeah! I followed this, like, 200-year-old lady home from work the other day. Now, was she really 200? I swear to God. I kicked her ass, Mike. Yeah. I dragged her out of the car. No, she had her blinker on for 15 minutes, and she wasn't staying exactly in her lane. She was kind of swerving back and forth, so I couldn't tell if I could get around her or not. Eddie is so distracted.
The P1 Army delivered presents to Skye for her half birthday. And it's a card with a kitty cat on it. And she threw it at her. Well, what happened was she put the card up facing Eddie directly. Right. Which is driving him nuts. He's about to throw a water bottle to knock it down. Yeah, thank you, guys. Space Boy, Danny, and Quimby. I love my Sweatin' to the Oldies VHS tape. And I will use that. And it's ridiculous. And the card is genius with Tango on the front and Logan on the back. It is not genius. It is genius. So thank you very much. You made my day. Mikey, I have an easy fix for Skye. She can just drive any time that her and the hub are together. So I'm P1 Keith. I want to drive every time. Well, I mean, wouldn't it be better than having him road rage? Well, yeah. I mean, but it's not like, you know, it's not road rage in the traditional sense. I'm the only one who's witness to it. It's not like he's... Yeah, but you don't like it. Oh, I hate it. Which would you hate more, driving or experiencing that? I guess experiencing that. Why can't he just stop?
Chill. It's textbooks road rage, though. You said it's not in the traditional sense. Well, I think when most people think of road rage, they think that you're actually... He does it wearing a bonnet, which is weird. You're actually yelling at the other person or staring the other person down. He looks at you and yells at you. Well, no, he's just yelling in the car. It's road rage. And I'm the only one who's, you know... Eddie, do you really not think it's a big deal for real? I really do not think it's a big deal. If he's not bothering anybody else and putting people in danger, it's his wife. He's going to give me a heart attack. There's a thousand things that she does that drive him nuts. You don't know that. He has to deal with it on a daily basis. That poor guy. He loves me for who I am. He can't stand his life. He's very happy. Let's take some calls. P1 Carolina. Hi, guys. What do you think? Sky, this is for you. Okay. Okay, he's not going to change. My husband, when we were dating, he was big-time road rager. Okay. I mean, throw things out of the car. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. You know what, though? You know what mellowed him out? It doesn't change, but it does mellow him out. Yeah. It's when he had his first son. Okay. When he knew he was in the backseat, he mellowed out.
What kind of things would he throw out of the car, ma'am? Pennies. Pennies? Wait a second. That guy's a jerk. Why was he throwing pennies out the way? Penny for your thoughts. Oh, man. Find a penny. Pick it up on it. I'm sorry, Skye. It's not going to change. Oh, okay. Wow. We can try it. That is a trip. Throwing pennies out of the car. Awesome. That's a new one. P1 dollar bill. What's up, Mikey? What's going on, dude? I used to have a really bad road rage. It was to the point where I was following people. And one time I followed someone off the freeway and they drove into a police station. Oh, my gosh. That's what I do. Wow. But my girlfriend talked to me and she said it really bothered her and scared her at points. And it really mellowed me out. And now I just yell and get over it right away. Let me tell you. I'll tell you why this is a bad idea. I have a friend.
Who now is a very calm dude. He's a very calm, mellow guy. He used to not be. And I'm just telling you, if you rolled up on this guy, he'd take your head off. No two ways about it. So all of you would-be tough guys out there. Man, at some point, it's going to be a guy that will want to jack you up. And if your lady is in the car. it's going to be bad. I mean, we've read about it in the news millions of times with people being stabbed and shot and run over by cars because they get out for this kind of confrontation. Yeah, I think the only reason that you guys that are road raging have not had your butts handed to you is blind luck. It's just been that you have picked on the right guy. For sure. You have gotten angry at the right guy. It's the guy that is like, you know what? I've never been to prison. I do not have a weapon in my car, and I'm not the type to use it if I did. But I'm telling you, this guy that I know, he's the type that would use it. This dude that I know used to carry brass knuckles, and he used them.
Mike, you could just say my name. I'm sitting right here. I'm sitting right here. Now, one time I was trying to park in Roxbury, right? And I was trying to flip a U-turn. Right there in Roxbury. You know the area. It's not one of the best parts of Boston. It is not good. So I was trying to flip a U-turn, right? And this huge Cadillac Escalade, whatever, big SUV comes and just saw my blinker on and jumps like right into my spot. So I pin it. Cut the guy off and pull in right in front of him. I mean, like, I was total being an a-hole. Got in the spot before him. Throw a bag of Dunkin' Donuts coffee at him. Whole bean. I thought the guy was driving off. A bunch of pennies. I didn't see him pull up and park, like, in front of, like, six cars. The guy gets out. It's this huge black dude gets out and is pointing at me just cussing, saying these obscenities. And I got three girls in the car. We were about to go to this party. Yeah, you were. Yeah, dude. I jump out and start going back at him. Next thing I know, he pulls out one of those undercover cop badges and throws it over his t-shirt. I was like, oh, my. Like, scared to death, thinking now I'm going to jail. Dude, I'm getting out of control. But I explained to him, he took my spot. I said, what do you want me to do? I've been waiting there five minutes to take that turn. And this is where I really get upset. P1 Mike. Hey, Mike.
How's it going, dude? Good, man. So I got to say, I'm not nearly as hardcore as these other guys you're talking about, but normally I'm a real calm dude. I like, you know, doing things, going to the beach, golfing, just relax, relax, relax. But I get behind the wheel, man, and people just, oh, they really take me off. You know what I'm talking about? Like, I get onto the interstate, and people are wanting to go 45 when you're getting on. I can't stand it. Yeah. They should die. Go around him, bro. Yeah, hey, listen. This is what I will not discount. And this is what I will not try to erase or discredit or say doesn't exist. See, the anger part, I believe, is an appropriate response. Like, how can you not? See, when somebody cuts you off, instantly you get afraid. You know, you're afraid you're going to get in an accident. You're afraid. So there's an instant fear reaction and that instant fear reaction turns to anger before your mind even processes it. I understand that. See, the part that I think is changeable is the level of rage. See, there's a difference between anger and rage. Anger, you can be a 95-year-old woman that gets cut off and you could experience anger because you got cut off. That's normal. That's a normal response is anger.
The inappropriate response is the rage. The rage should not be happening. And if the rage is happening, like, take a look at it. Figure out why. Like, how come I'm, why am I rageful? Try this out. Take a deep breath and count to 10 in your head. That's what I've been doing lately. It's the truth, man. I mean, I know that sounds, you know. Boston Rob, does that work for you? Count to 10? After you count to 10, are you still like? After I've taken a deep breath and I count to 10 in my head, by then the impulse of rage has passed. See, that's it. It is an impulse, bro. P1 Mike, it is an impulse. Try what he's saying. I'm still furious, but by then, I haven't snapped. Slightly diminished. Yeah, yeah. It's kind of calmed itself because I realized when I got my girl in the car, the last thing I want to do is put her in danger. If it's just me, I don't care. Let the screw pop, but... Try counting to ten. Seriously, try taking a deep breath. Count to ten in your head and take another deep breath. And by then, the car's already past you. Rob, you shouldn't do it while you're by yourself either. By myself, different story. There's a lot of people out there that need to learn the rules of the road, Mike. I consider myself a vigilante. No, you are not. I even had a badge made. Okay, that's ridiculous. I'm known as the short knight. Hey, you want an eagle. Pat and Penny.
Eagle, are you there? Eagle. Yes. P1 Eagle. What is he doing? I want to talk to him because his wife is a road rager. Hello. Eagle, are you there? All right. Guess not. P1 Tracy. Hi. Hi. I used to have really, really bad road rage. What changed it? Well, I got in a huge fight with my boyfriend because... I got in a fight with this girl while I was driving. We both ended up pulling over and got into a fist fight. Oh, boy. And, like, I used to have such bad road rage that I would purposely, like, hit people's cars with my car. Tracy, I got to tell you, I've been talking to you for 20 seconds, and I'm afraid. I am afraid of Tracy. Like, I feel Tracy could beat me to a pulp. I'm being honest. Over the phone. Over the phone. I think she could beat me to a pulp. I'm 4'11". I don't even weigh 100 pounds.
Does it matter? I'm still afraid of you. You can steal. You can scrap. You're the same dimensions as Rob, and he can kick ass. True. That's very true. I mean, you're a little taller. Yeah, weigh a little bit more. Yes. Mikey, I used to cuss and yell at drivers from the moment I stepped into my car. My friends found it entertaining, but my boyfriend didn't like it at all. After a few talks, I realized it only made me angrier and it made me look like an idiot. So now I just take a breather and I also like to imagine I have a bazooka in my hands and I use it to blast the blind drivers off the road. That way everyone's safe. Mikey P1 Brisket here. Just got off right now and the old me would have freaked out. But now I have a kid and I'm a lot better at it. Mikey, I'm a girl with road rage issues. What Sky said hit home though.
My man hates the negative vibes when I road rage. That's P1 Katie Bug. Yeah, I mean, the person, you realize the person in the car is experiencing it. Yeah, we're the only ones most of the time experiencing it. Yeah, I mean, I think it's a human thing to be afraid when someone's yelling. It really kills the mood. Yeah. Mikey just got out of jail after 11 months last week due to road rage. No. It's just plain not worth it. So true. Our text number is 35253. That Marine widow that the Marine widow that was in Las Colinas for allegedly poisoning her husband has been let out of jail. This is a huge story nationally, but it's overtaken San Diego because it happened right here in our own backyard. Matt Lauer is sitting down with her for the first time. Yeah. You know his reputation. He goes after it. He gets after it, man. Get it, man. We're going to play you the audio, and this is happening right now. Oh, my God. We're going to play you the audio when we come back. The Mikey Show is on. Oh, boy, was I hungry. Glad we stopped at Mickey D's. Me, too. How's your Angus third pounder? You mean my new Angus Chipotle barbecue bacon third pounder? I'll tell you in a second. Good? It is sweet, saucy, spicy, my little love bum. So then you like it? I love it.
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Headline news. It already has. I mean, there's a focus of a Dateline NBC. They've done, I think, 48-hour mystery on it. It's a pretty big deal. And so the Today Show is covering it this morning. But we want to begin this half hour with a serious story about a San Diego woman who spent nearly two and a half years behind bars after being convicted of murdering her Marine husband. But late last week, Cindy Sommer was abruptly set free. Her upcoming retrial canceled. The case dropped. The story now from NBC's Michael Oku. After spending two and a half years behind bars for a crime the state now says never happened, Cindy Sommer was asked whether she was angry. Would you be? It wasn't a question of who did a crime. It was a question of there was no crime at all. Sommer had been serving a life sentence for poisoning her Marine husband, Todd, with arsenic. Prosecutors claimed she had clear motive, cashing in his $250,000 life insurance policy.
But their case rested largely on how she behaved after Todd's death. Summer used some of the insurance money to get breast implants. Jurors learned that she entered wet t-shirt contests in Tijuana bars, partied at a strip club the night of his funeral, even started sleeping with several of her husband's fellow Marines. Conduct she tried to explain to NBC's Josh Mankiewicz. I wanted someone to hold me. I wanted my husband back, and I missed him. I didn't have him, and the closest thing that I could have were his friends. Jurors didn't buy it. After all, tests conducted by the crime lab revealed an unusually high level of arsenic in his liver. And who else could have been responsible? Guilty of the crime of murder. But then last week, after a new round of tests, investigators found that Todd Sommer hadn't been poisoned at all.
Due to mistakes made at the crime lab, tissue samples may have been contaminated. Todd Sommer apparently died from natural heart failure, exactly as the original coroner's report found. I'm still in shock. I really cannot believe that I'm standing outside of the jail right now. The case against her now dropped her surreal prison nightmare finally over. Cindy Sommer took her first steps towards rebuilding her life and reuniting with her children. Hi, honey. I love you. Oh, I can't wait to see you. For today, Michael Oku, NBC News, Los Angeles. How does tissue sample get contaminated with arsenic? How does that happen? And Cindy Sommer is here with her attorney, Alan Bloom, as well as her cousin, Todd Tice. Good morning to all of you. Nice to have you here. Her cousin? Why is her cousin there? I hope Matt goes, and why are you here? A week ago, you're in prison. And now you're out. Can you describe the range of emotions? Big smile on her face, by the way. Who wouldn't be? She's very happy. She's out of jail. She looks very happy. She just won a wet t-shirt contest on her way there over the last seven days. I'm overwhelmed with emotion. I can't describe being in jail one day and one minute, actually, and being out the next. How much warning did you have about your release? None.
I had none. I didn't have any idea that it was even going to happen. A guard comes to your prison cell, I understand, and says something like, Cindy, is it true? Are you really innocent? Yes, Sergeant. And you said, what are you talking about? Yes, Sergeant. Sergeant Storton, I'll say his name. It was great. He came and asked me if it was true, what was going on, and I asked if I could call home. Can you describe the reunion? You have four children. Four children. I think 16, 13, 12, and 8. Yes. What was that reunion like? I saw my daughter first, and I gave her a great big hug, and she just cried when I got off the airplane. And I hugged her, and that was amazing. It was so incredible. And then I saw my boys yesterday. I saw all of them. That was really fun. Hindsight is 20-20. Let's go back, though. These are happy times. Let's go back to some unhappier times. I'm thinking about what it must be. I think Matt's going to start to dig in. Oh, yeah. It's been like knowing you didn't kill your husband to have been arrested. And I'm saying, we're charging you with the murder of your husband. Do you remember that moment? I was devastated. I didn't, I don't know how to describe what goes through your head, what you can, what I thought. You can never prepare yourself for something like that.
to ever have it happen. When you sat through this trial and the prosecution presented what seemed like a pretty strong case, they had this piece of scientific evidence. They said there was arsenic in this tissue sample a thousand times above the normal level. Is there a normal level of arsenic? I think so, yeah. I think small, small trace amounts. Really? There's small trace amounts of arsenic? Well, because everything I read said it was a thousand times the normal level. I wonder if that means zero is the normal level and it was a thousand. I wonder. You want me to Google it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was this behavioral evidence, if you will, where they talked about your behavior shortly after your husband's death and the things that were just recounted in that piece, the breast implants, the drinking, the partying, the relationships. You had to be sitting there thinking, I don't know anything about arsenic. But even to a casual observer, this doesn't sound good. Dude, we got to rewind. We got to rewind. That is amazing. Wow. She tries to like answer and she's stumped and then she just kind of sits back. Dude, Matt Lauer asked her a question. I don't think she's ever been asked in the ever. That was great. So we'll rewind it and you just got to see her face of like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Let's rewind.
That was hysterical. That was crazy. The relationships. The drinking, the partying, the relationships. You had to be sitting there thinking, I don't know anything about arsenic. But even to a casual observer, this doesn't sound good. Not knowing. Dude. Come on. Holy moly. Whoa. Like, of course, now, let me illustrate what I think Matt Lauer is saying. Okay, let's say you're totally innocent. You didn't do anything wrong. Right. But as you're sitting there in a courtroom and they're saying that your husband's liver had over a thousand times the amount of arsenic it would normally have, that had to be a little, you know, off-putting. And, you know, like, let's say that my wife died.
and what they found was that there was a bunch of arsenic in her system. My reaction to that would be, who poisoned my wife? Yeah. So you're saying you wouldn't go out and party and get boob implants? I think that's what I'm saying. You know, all those things? I think that's what I'm saying. I want you to hear his question in context again, and then her reaction to it when he asks. Prepare yourself for something like that. to ever have it happen. When you sat through this trial and the prosecution presented what seemed like a pretty strong case, they had this piece of scientific evidence. They said there was arsenic in this tissue sample a thousand times above the normal level. And then there was this behavioral evidence, if you will, where they talked about your behavior shortly after your husband's death and the things that were just recounted in that piece, the breast implants, the drinking, the partying, the relationships. You had to be sitting there thinking, I don't know anything about arsenic.
But even to a casual observer, this doesn't sound good. Not knowing much. I love that. I love that. You have to see it along with hearing it. Because she, her body language, she's looking here, looking there, and I don't, mm. Really? And the other interesting thing is, is that while Matt is asking the question, Matt gets to the point where he starts to say, He starts to talk about the evidence of the arsenic. As soon as he says that, her attorney perks up, grabs his notepad, and starts writing something on a notepad. Wow. And you're like, why is the lawyer freaking out? Her cousin is still just sitting there. Yeah, her cousin's wondering why he's there. The scientific end of it. Now she's looking to the attorney like, what's the answer to that?
Honestly, she's looking at her attorney and she's given the body language of like, so what do we say to that? We've gone over everything and it doesn't sound good because it isn't good. It doesn't add up. Two and two didn't equal four. You had to put yourself in the position of a jury member who's sitting there hearing about this scientific test that they believed or didn't believe. But then hearing about a woman who wasn't acting like a typical grieving wife, and you had to think, what other decision could they come to? I don't think that that's true. I believe that everyone grieves differently, and I believe that she made me to... You've had two years to think about this, Cindy. P1 Spitfire, are you there? Yeah. You were in jail with Cindy Summer. Yes, I was. Were you at, where were you? Las Colinas. Las Colinas, okay. And so, did you ever speak to her? Actually, yes, we did. We used to ride on the bus together to go to jail and go to court, and she would go to a separate room to change into her suit and stuff for her trial, and all the other girls would be whispering like,
That's the girl that killed her husband. That's the girl that killed her husband. And she appears like she looks like she's like Susie Homemaker. She looks real innocent, you know, like that. And then when we get back to the jail and we'd be in the dorm, she was like a house mother. And she would, like, run, like, all, like, the chores and, like, the cleaning and all that stuff. And she was, like, a caretaker. So everyone saw her as, like, this really nice girl. So your experience with her was that she was pretty nice. Yeah. There you go. That's P1 Spitfire, who was actually in jail with Cindy Sommer. They were at Las Colinas together. Thank you for the call. Yeah, and as far as I read about arsenic, it's something that, you know, occurs in nature, and minimal amounts are allowed to be, you know. In your system. Yeah, you can have minimal amounts in your system through soil, and you can find it a lot in, like, rocks, and sometimes you can ingest it. It can be in water. So minimal, minimal amounts. That's why castor beans are very poisonous. I think you were misunderstood in those days after Todd's death. I do, and I think that she put... She being the prosecutor. Right, that the prosecutor put my behavior in exact... She's really struggling. I know. Honestly, here's my observation. The reason she's struggling at this moment is because her mind is still on what he just asked.
She's still thinking about that first thing that popped her brain and made her brain sprain. And you can see that she, I think she's still a question behind trying to work that one out. Do you think she's also maybe scared to say anything that could be held against her later on? I don't think you can now. There's double jeopardy. I think what she's scared is when she goes back to sue because she spent two and a half years behind bars, she doesn't want anything from this interview coming out because if she said, well, yeah, you know what? I could understand how people could see me as guilty because of my behavior. Well, then that's just a bonus point for San Diego. Right. When she sues the city of San Diego. Right. But right now for her to be like, oh, they misinterpreted my actions. How can you misinterpret a wet t-shirt contest in Tijuana? I'm sorry. It's too easy to do. It is? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, and basically, I guess, you know, you're suing the jurors that convicted you wrongly. And so the people that represent... Probably the lab. The lab. For messing up the sample. For messing up the sample. Man, do I want to know how that happens. How do you get a tissue that's got a bunch of arsenic in it? How can you mess that? A mistake.
Especially from a dude that, how they're saying he really died was a heart attack. That's so strange. Okay, then the other thing that I think is... You know me, I'm trying to edit myself. I don't want to do this thing where I'm like, oh, and waving my finger going, and who are you? I don't want to... Okay, I don't want to be that guy. Well, if you used that voice, I'd be kind of... I know, well, maybe it would actually go over better if I did it. So let me ask you this. No, but I honestly, he's right. How do you go, hey, listen, grieving is one thing, but the, you know, I don't know. I guess we're all different. Yeah, we're all different. said that happened didn't happen the way that they happened. Here's what happens now, Alan. This new tissue sample is found by you're going over all this information for this retrial. Why didn't this tissue sample come to light during the original trial? This isn't a new tissue sample. It's been sitting in a laboratory. New to you. I mean, you saw it for the first time. Yeah, but it wasn't new to the prosecution. They had knowledge of this. This tissue was there for six years.
Four and a half years ago when the prosecution started on this case, it was available to them. They just turned their back on it and didn't look at it. And only did it because a few weeks ago we demanded that they finally give us everything out of there. And what happens when we finally get over there and get to the box where these tissues are, which were enormously enormous. That's the tissues that they found. And what is it that we find? We find a letter on top of that box. That box is, the letter on top of the box is from the district attorney in this case who said she had reviewed the contents of that box months and months before. But they never conducted tests on these extra samples. And not only that, she stood up there in front of the jury and said this woman should go to jail for the rest of her life. And then so what I'm hearing now is this screams lawsuit. This isn't about lawsuit, man. But is that where this is going to end up? What this should end up as is somebody realizing that in this case, as it relates to Cindy, the system broke. Okay, well then can you guys promise that you won't sue? Yes. Say it. Justice was done, but not because of the prosecution, but despite of it. And what should really end up in this case is something, some way to make sure that doesn't happen again. Is there a lesson, Cindy, do you look at this all and say, and somehow in these last three, three and a half years, two and a half of those in prison, I've got to find a lesson in this. And what is it?
Well, I think that the lesson is that our judicial system is flawed. I've seen more than just myself that this has happened to. I'm in the spotlight. I've been fortunate enough to be able to be in a spotlight and to be able to have a voice. There's so many people that this happens to, and that's scary. One thing that I think that is important to remember is that if your husband dies and your reaction to that is to sleep with his friends, that does not make you guilty of murder. It may make you guilty of being morally kind of, I don't know, off track. Because most of us say if our spouse died, we wouldn't start sleeping with his or her.
Friends, okay. And maybe we can all, if we were to, all throughout San Diego County right now listening in the office or in our car, say, raise your hand if you wouldn't do that. Most of us raise our hands and say we won't do that. That's fine. And if I say, for those of you that would sleep, be real honest, San Diego County, raise your hands if you would sleep with your husband or wife's friends after they died. And people begrudgingly go, okay, I would. That doesn't make them guilty of murder. You may say, you may go, huh, it sounds like you're a little morally off track, but it doesn't make you necessarily guilty of murder. I think that what was bad for Cindy Summer was that it was all these things in a row. The parties, the wet t-shirt contests, the strip clubs, the sleeping with the friends. It was so many things in a row that I think that it got to a point where the jury couldn't do anything but conclude. Now, because if I'm sitting on a jury and they say that, I may go, man, that's, I don't, boy, that sure looks not very, that doesn't look very good that she slept with the friends, but.
If I'm sitting there with you guys and we're all sitting in a jury pool, I might say to you guys, but you guys, does that make her guilty? But man, you put them all together and it's tougher. Plus at the time they're saying the arsenic and the whole thing and there's a motive and the whole deal. 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. We have some people on hold want to talk about it and I'd like to talk to you too. 35253 is the text number if you want to weigh in. 570-1053 if you want to call us and weigh in on this. Dave. We need to talk. I told you, she's just a friend. No, not about that. Then what? When we met. You were so cool. Are you seeing someone else? You know Lisa's boyfriend, Chris? You're seeing Chris? No, he just bought a new Nissan Altima. That car looks really hot. So... And you can get all these cool gadgets, like Bluetooth and a port for an MP3 player. Wait, is this your way of saying you don't want me to buy that Accord I've been looking at? Did you know there's a Mossy Nissan a few blocks from here?
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NBA playoffs last night. Utah is up 2-0 over Houston, and LeBron led the Cavs to a blowout over Washington. Getting a lot of text messages about the Marine wife. Widow. Marine widow. Yep. Mikey, none of us know how we would react to the sudden death of a spouse, especially like her situation where her husband is there and then poof, gone. P1 shoobs. Yeah, listen. I mean... The way people react to things is different. I cannot say that there is a definitive right way to do something or a definitive wrong way to do something. I definitely believe that there are going to be a lot of people that say, well, that's shady, man. I mean, when somebody dies, it's appropriate to do this. I understand that. Whether or not people do that or not is a question of their morality, what they're capable of doing. And so there isn't necessarily a...
It's certainly not against the law. I can't legislate how somebody deals with it. Now, check this one out. Mikey, I think the marriage was over long before her husband died. Her husband's death was a convenient yet horrible way out so she could be young again, P1 Aurelio. What about that? What if she was like over this marriage, man? Maybe she was over it for a long time. And then he died and she was like, now I can just be doing it legally. I've wanted to do this. I haven't been in love with this guy for a while. I believe that. Now, if that's the deal, let's say that's the deal. If that's the deal, I think that what is odd is her saying, crying, oh, I miss him so much. I just missed my husband. You shouldn't lie. She's a monster any way you look at it in my eyes. The way she dealt with it, I think, is just not cool. And, you know, if she didn't really miss her husband and is putting on that act, that's monstrous as well. Either way you look at it, she's not a great person. It doesn't mean she committed murder, but I don't look at her and, like, I don't feel bad for her, really. This person says, how do you put a value on two years of your life stolen, two years away from your kids, judicial travesty, P1 Booger?
Let's see. Just another typical gold digger. Sounds like an inside job to me. She got away with blood. P1 Lightworker. What does that mean, got away with blood? Got away with murder, I think. Oh, see. There will be blood. Maybe that's what he meant. Is he abandoning his child? I've abandoned my child! Abandoned my son. I've abandoned my boy! My boy. Can I hear my son, Jake, saying Bobby again? That's my 18-month-old son. Happy. Happy. Thank you, Jake. Let's see, 570-1053 is our phone number. P1 Can't Get Right is on the line. Hey, now. What's up, dude? I think she's guilty and she doesn't know what to say because here she's sitting in county jail thinking she's gone away and all of a sudden they come at her and say, hey, check this out. You know, we're dropping all the charges. So she's in shock and all. Just like the OJ case, you know what I'm saying, dude?
Didn't have to go to jail. If he was in the same predicament, I think that would be the same scenario. I don't even know why I'm being mentioned. Why did I even have to get brought into this? I don't understand the correlation. It's not like every story about a white woman I'm involved in. I didn't get away with blood. Yeah. There's blood everywhere. Please. I was covered in it. All my socks. I mean, I look like Carrie. Yeah. I practically took a shower. Hey, uh, over the top. Yo. I think I get the reference. See, in the movie, Carrie. Well, just watch it. You know it. Anyway. I'll tell you, man. If I was her and I was trying to find the real killer, best place to look? Yeah. On the links. Yeah, for... Yeah. What's happening over on the 17th hole? And if she's had any memorabilia taken from her, she should just go get it. Yeah. It's hers. You know what's the travesty about this marine widow? What's that? I understand they took away her Heisman trophy. What? That makes me so mad.
Calm down, OJ. I could just... No. Okay, OJ. What'd you say to me? Well, I just think you said settle, settle, settle. Come here, Neck. My name is Skye. Oh, no. I thought your name was Neck. Come here, supple. No. No, it's Skye. Let's see. 570-1053 is the phone number. Oh, my God. And you can weigh in if you want. P1JMac. Hey, what's going on, guys? What's going on, dude? I used to work with Cindy back when I was in high school at the subway across the street from the military base, from the Marine base. And I found out that her husband died when she got her breast implants. And I thought it was weird. I just heard that caller before say that it was a way for her to live her life the way she wanted to. That's how I knew her. I mean, I knew her when she was still married, when he was still alive. Uh, she was going out partying with all the other coworkers. And back then when I was 16, it's like, man, you guys, you got kids. Like, what are you doing? And then, uh, I don't understand that. How did you find out because she got implants? I don't understand. Well, I mean, I was like, I was 16. I worked at Subway. It's like, yeah, I mean, I don't have, I don't have any bills or anything, but like I asked my manager, how, how does she pay for that? You know, we don't get paid enough. She's like, Oh, her husband died. And she used some of her insurance money. What?
Her husband, there's no way to tell that her husband had died by the way she was acting. He was crazy. So you're saying you worked with her at Subway? Yeah. And then you noticed that she got implants and asked your boss, how did she get those working at Subway? And she said, oh, her husband died. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and the point he's making is that he had no idea her husband had died, and he is assuming that if a co-worker's husband died, you would see a change in their behavior. That's what he's saying. Yeah, exactly. What if, like we were saying, and like the P1 that texted, Eddie, you seem very confused. That didn't make any sense to me. What do you mean? So she worked at Subway with this guy. Yeah. And she got implants while she was at Subway. Yes. Which he finds unusual. He's like, we work at Subway. How'd she get those? Yeah. But he didn't know that her husband died. Right. But she never said anything. She never mentioned it. That's his deal. According to him. Okay. And we don't know who that is. What about Jared? Yeah, Jared didn't have anything to do with it as far as I know. I don't know anything about that. I'm just confused. I want to know why nobody has asked Jared. I mean, does anybody think about that? Maybe he just made an arsenic sub. Yeah, you never know. Arsenic sub. That's all I'm saying. You always have to look into every fact. That's what I'm saying. Oh, my goodness. The line is ringing. I better get it. Hello? Whoa!
Hello, guys. Uh-oh. Hi. Barbara? Yes, it's Barbara. What's up, Barbara? Well, you know, I've just been hearing all this stuff that you guys are talking about. Yeah. Obviously, it bothers me a little bit given my past. Wait, wait. What past? What do you mean? What did you... Oh, well, as you guys know, I have been married five times. I do not know that. Never heard that before, Barbara. Oh, well, it was in... the Sentinel when we lived in Miami Beach. But anyway, well, it was a strange thing that Ted, Barry, Stephen, and Greg had all passed away. And the same way. The same way. How was that, Barbara? They all fell down and bumped their heads. That's quite a question. Okay. This is fishy, Barbara. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. You're creeping me out. No, no, no, no. I'm just saying that, you know, before you jump to conclusions, you should look at all the facts because in Ted's case and Barry's case and specifically the one that I was acquitted on, which was Stephen, and then later Greg, each of these guys were very clumsy. And, you know, you have to ask yourself if a person's clumsy, especially when, you know.
There's high amounts of arsenic in the system. I don't understand. So anyway, guys, why don't you stop giving her a hard time and turn that high-powered perception on yourself. Okay, Barbara. You've suddenly taken a new... Creepy. Don't roll out Tijuana for Klonopin and other psychedelic drugs. Psychedelic? I've got to go, guys. That was Barbara. She was a strange lady. I'm surprised you didn't say anything about Hillary and Barack tonight. Yeah, tonight's the primaries. We've got to hear this. We've got to hear this. Now, a couple of things. First of all, President Bush was on Deal or No Deal last night. Well, he wasn't playing. No, he said yesterday he was playing. He's going to do the new wheel. He even said which girl he likes the most. Have you seen the new wheel? It's crazy. No, what is that? How does it work? Well, after you make your deal, then you spin this wheel where you can get double your money, triple your money, or it will cut in half. No way. It's like the Plinko board. Why would you? It's gambling. Now, we're going to hear.
We're going to hear that in just a little bit. We're going to listen to the clip of George W. Bush and his taped message for Deal or No Deal. But first, last night, the presidential candidates, I'm talking about McCain. I'm talking about Obama. I'm talking about Hillary Clinton. They made appearances on the WWE's Monday Night Raw. So this was some kind of goof, right? No. The Undertaker dressed up like McCain. No, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. You're joking. I know you guys are joking. Oh, no. They actually taped messages that appeared on Monday Night Raw. Why? Here's Hillary Clinton. Yeah, I guess. Now, Eddie, you know this better than I do. There's a big audience for this Raw and SmackDown, right? I mean, it's like millions. It's the number one rated cable show on television. No way. Absolutely. It has been for 10 years. So they're no dummies. They know they're going to be reaching a lot of people. Not only that, but the WWE is big on, they try to get people to register to vote. Like, that's one of their things that they do. So I'm sure that's probably why. Now, here's the thing. No doubt about it in my mind, Barack Obama, before hearing anything, Barack Obama would have to be the guy that would benefit the most from this. And the reason I say that is because of the three, he's the one that could play along.
The best. Imagine John McCain having to pretend to be into the WWE. Or imagine Hillary Clinton having to like, but Barack, he's got a sense of humor. He's a little bit more personable. Now, I don't know. Let's listen. Haven't you seen Hillary on Saturday Night Live? She's hysterical. Let's find out. Here is Hillary Clinton last night on Raw. Cut three. Hi, I'm Hillary Clinton. But tonight, in honor of the WWE, you can call me Hillrod. This election is starting to feel a lot like King of the Ring. Pause. The only difference... Eddie, what does that mean, Hillrod? I don't even get it. You don't? Hillrod? And you watch the WWE... Oh, because Hillary Rodham? Yeah. Hillrod? But that's like a baseball... Yeah, it doesn't... Hillrod. And the lines are delivered with such comedic... Yeah, it's brilliant. Yeah. A lot of enthusiasm. Yes. Yes. You know what I really like about the message? It doesn't sound like she's reading. Not at all. Monotone. Unpause. Monotone. This election is starting to feel a lot like King of the Ring. The only difference? The last man standing may just be a woman. This election is so important.
The next president will face a stack full of difficult challenges right from the opening bell to fix the economy, bring our troops home from Iraq, and make college more affordable. You need a president who will go to the mat for you, and that's exactly what I'll do. I've been knocked down, but I've always gotten back up, and I know how to take a hit for the American people. And if things get a little tough, I may even have to deliver the people's elbow. This country is worth fighting for. Now, I promise to stick to the political arena. So don't worry, Randy Orton. You're safe for now. When it comes to standing up for the American people, though, I am ready to rumble. Hey, listen. You guys go ahead and mock her and laugh. But let me tell you something right now, okay? What? Tell us. Millions of people last night were undecided. And that made it, they're like, I'm voting for Hillrod. Hillrod. Yeah, that convinced them. What, millions of deaf people? Yes. Is that what they think? Like, undecided voters will hear or see that and be like, yeah. Boy, that talked me into it. Oh, that was brutal. Idiot. John McCain. I'm nervous. Cut five.
How are you, South Carolina? Uh-oh. Finally, the Mac has come back to Greenville. Man. Pause. Looks like Hillary. He's already 500 times better than Hillary, though. Yeah, but he doesn't. He just delivered that completely like he's never heard. Well, The Rock, you know, when he wrestled, that was one of his big... catchphrases, and he would really draw it out. What was it? He'd be like, finally, the rock has come back. You know, he'd really draw it out. Oh, okay. So that was like John McCain, who had never, like, he read it. I don't know either, so I would have read that too. Yeah, exactly. I wouldn't have known that I'm supposed to go, finally. Like, wrestling fans are like, oh. Great. Dude. You've never heard of the rock before, obviously. Dude, how does somebody, okay, whoever wrote that. Yeah. Oh, no. Obviously knows about the WWE. Right. So how did they not say to him? Now, when you say this. You got to do it like The Rock did it. If I'm one of his people, right, I go, okay, say it for me. And he goes, finally, I've come back. No, no, no, no, no, no. Try again.
You got to do it like that. You got to go, finally. Yeah, I would even bring a tape and be like, here, check this out. This is how The Rock did it. You probably want to do it similar. John, now you try. And if it doesn't sound good, we go, you know what? Scrap it. Let's do something different. Because you know why, John? They're going to hate you. Let's listen to the whole thing again now, knowing that. How are you, South Carolina? Finally, the Mac has come back to Greenville. Looks like Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama want to settle their differences in the ring. Well, that's fine with me. But let me tell you, if you want to be the man, you have to beat the man. Come November, it'll be game over. And what you're going to do when John McCain... These are all wrestling references, just so you know. Wow. This is... your dad walking into your room when you were 15 and going, hey, Billy, are you listening to Green Day? Hey, let's, I tell you what, let's get on our MySpace. Yeah, you got that new Smashing Pumpkins record? Yeah. I want to listen to that with you. Hey, let's go play that Playbox. Yeah. We rock out to your Smashing Pumpkins.
Come on. Space space. Yeah, so hey, are you out there making out with the chicks? Unpause. It'll be game over. And what you gonna do when John McCain and all his McCainiacs run wild on you? Pause, pause, pause. Eddie is covering his face right now like, oh, dude. That's your boy, Eddie. Stop it. Hey, we're about to get to your boy, too, Sky. Oh, no. But I bet he does. I know. I bet he does. I bet he does. Unpause. What are you going to do when John McCain and all his McCainiacs run wild on you? You want to pull out of Iraq? Well, I say no surrender. America can win the war against terror. For a hundred years. I'm going to introduce Osama bin Laden to The Undertaker. Okay, Eddie, there you go. You want to raise taxes? Well, I want a smaller government and bigger individuals. You see, my friends, I believe that America is the greatest nation in the world. And Americans don't watch wrestling because we're bitter. We watch WWE because wrestling is about celebrating our freedom. It's about fighting to be the very best. So, can you smell what the Mac is cooking? Let me give you a little straight talk, WWE fans. You might need a ticket to...
Sean, I would like to use the clip. Can you smell what McCain is cooking? I would like to pull that clip and use it. Please don't. This is embarrassing. And I love how he tried to weasel in that slam on Obama when it doesn't even make sense. Yeah, he's going to introduce Osama to The Undertaker. Us wrestling fans aren't bitter. It doesn't even make sense. The WWE is about celebrating our freedom. Hey, baby. Are you going to watch it, baby? Because I've got to celebrate my freedom here at 7 o'clock. So hurry it up, girl. Wow. Unpause. It's about fighting to be the very best. So can you smell what the Mac is cooking? Let me give you a little straight talk, WWE fans. Okay. You might need a ticket to the Fatal Four next weekend. But you don't need a ticket to the cage match in November. Are you serious? All you have to do is get out there and vote. You decide the champion. You make the difference. And that's the bottom line because John McCain said so. I'm humiliated. How many ex-presidents are rolling over in their grave? No kidding, man. This is what our country has come to. The founding fathers, I'm sure, had this in mind. Going on the WWE. It says two things. One thing, we're wacky. And the second thing it says is that, man, that WWE is big.
I mean, the fact they were able to pull that off. Okay, so let's hear Barack Obama. And again, I think he's going to do the best. If Mike Huckabee were still around, he would have done okay at this. He would have had fun and he would have sounded like he was normal. But, oh man, let's hear Barack Obama cut four. Hey, WWE fans. Pause. I hope you're all enjoying the program. It's already 50 billion times better than this. It's like normal. It's already over. He's not reading. It doesn't seem like it. It's like a friend is saying hi to me. Unpause. Hey, WWE fans. I hope you're all enjoying the program tonight. You know, this is a historic time for America. It's not just that the reign of Randy Orton may soon be coming to an end. It's that at this moment, in this election, we have a chance to finally end business as usual in Washington. For a long time now, we've had a politics where our leaders go after each other like they're competing to become king of the ring instead of coming together to provide universal health care, fix our economy, solve our other problems. That's what I'm running for president to change. So to the special interests who've been setting the agenda in Washington for too long,
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570-1053 is our phone number, and our text number is 35253, so you can text us if you want to as well. Let me read some of the texts that we're getting. Mikey, my seven-year-old can't wait to vote Obama. Mikey, Barack is so good because he sounds identical to The Rock. Do you smell what Barack is cooking? Every wrestling fan in the U.S. will put that one together. Dude, Mikey, I was so embarrassed for Hillary. She really sounded lame and corny. Signed, P1 Peaches. You can call me Hillrod. Thank you. Oh, gross. Got to agree with you, Mikey. I don't even like Obama, but he killed Clinton and McCain at WWE, signed P1 Gabe. He does. He has the ability to get people to like him and get behind him because he sounds good when he speaks. If you don't sound good when you speak, people do not want to get behind you. I beg to differ. That's true, President Bush.
Mikey, I just wish Barack had really hit the rock's line all the way at the end and did the eyebrow. Do you smell what Barack is cooking? Ask Eddie how awesome that would have been. Signed P1J. Okay, so listen to this. Mikey, I have a weird issue. I've been dating this girl for seven months. I was at her place the other day and jumped on her computer to check my email. Uh, well... I mean, my whole deal with it is different now. I used to look at porn and I don't look at porn anymore. And by the way, I still want to look at porn. And the reason that I want to look at porn is because I'm a dude and I got testosterone and chicks are hot. And so I still want to look at it. But I got this stuff on my computer.
My website, if you feel like you have a problem with pornography and you look at it too much, I get this thing on there that I use on my computer that sends an embarrassing email to anybody's email address. Like, I put Sky on there. Oh, yeah. And if I looked at something weird, Sky could be like, dude, what's up with, you know... Yeah, I got this email saying you were at... Jiggies.com or whatever, you know? Why were you there? How do you spell that? Eddie. I was asking. So, anyway, but the reason that... My take on the porno. My take on the porno is that it is a lie and that it is not real. And that when we look at it as dudes, we kind of go, oh, that's what a chick's supposed to be. And it's very subconscious. And then when we have our lady, who is a natural lady, we go, oh. I'm not into it because she doesn't do what the porn star does or she doesn't look like the porn star does. And so, you know, that's my take on it. But in the spirit of being honest with you, I have to tell you that I still want to look at it. I still have a desire to see that stuff because I'm a guy and it's a struggle for me personally. And that's why I have that on my computer that it's called X3 Watch.
And it sends it. And let me tell you, I've I've messed up and I've looked at it and I've gotten an email from this dude before that goes. All it said was, dude, what's up? And it lists where I was. It lists where I was, you know, so let me tell you something. It's so if I'm OK, let's say I'm out in the world and I'm not married. if I am on a chick's computer and I see in her history that she was looking at porn, I'm like, oh, man, that's going to be too much of a temptation for me. I mean, I'm tempted my own. If she's into it, there's no way I would be able to, what do you call it? Abstain. Abstain. But not every guy feels the way I feel about it, and I understand that. I mean, everybody's got their different opinions. Eddie, I think your opinion is different, right? Yeah, it is, you know. It's still, I'm not sure how I feel about that. Because to me, you know, porn is kind of fantasy. And, you know, it's a little odd having it be a female that's doing it. Like I've never run into that situation before. So I'm not really sure how I would react. Didn't this come up one time in San Jose or something? And there's like a lot of women. Yeah.
Yeah, there was some crazy statistic we read about how many women look at porn on the internet. That's shocking to me. Yeah, and it was a good amount. Say again, Ash? I was just saying, do they look at the same porn that guys look at, or is it different porn? Uh... I don't know. I don't know. I think everybody looks at different porn depending on what you're into, you know? Yeah, I mean, some people, you know, dress in the costume for the panda. Oh, that's just... You know what I mean. I don't even want to get into that. Like a beaver. I don't even want to get into that. I don't... Sorry, Sean. Anyway... How many times can I explain? Sorry. That's perversion. No, no, no. Eddie, that's not true. Perversion. Oh, you're right. Perversion. But I guess my thing is if you kind of share it together as a couple, maybe it's not as bad, but I think it's kind of weird. But you wouldn't feel that way if it was a dude looking at it, would you? Would it trip you out, though, dude, if it was a girl? Definitely. Would you say anything? No.
No. I don't think I could, but I would think she's secretly perverted. Would you be embarrassed? She's probably sleeping around. I would. I'm sorry. You want me to be honest? I'd be honest. So, Eddie, it wouldn't make you think, oh, this girl's kind of wild and crazy. Freaky. You would think that. I would think that, but I wouldn't. I would think, something's going on here. Do you correlate watching porn with cheating? For a chick, yeah. Really? Yeah. Because I just think she's extra horny. She's too horny. Too horny. I don't know. Maybe I'm... I don't know. 570... I'm sorry. 570-1053. P1 Suburban Cowboy. P1 Suburban Cowboy. You there? Yeah, what's happening, Mikey? Not too much, dude. What'd you want to say? No, you know, it's not necessarily a bad thing. You know, I was saying, look, one, she may be looking at it, getting some ideas. You know, maybe she thinks that that's what he's into, things like that. Try and keep it exciting. Oh, I see what you're saying. I got...
I got what you're saying. So you're saying maybe the reason that she was looking at it is kind of like research for him. Like this is what he will be interested in. It's a new move. Yeah, definitely. Right, right, right. She's studying up. Tips. Awesome. She just may like looking at porn. There's nothing wrong with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. P1 Nicole. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. I don't know any of this. I didn't realize I was on yet. You are on the radio. What can I do for you, Nicole? Well, basically, I had a problem with that. And it wasn't because I wanted to find out, you know, what my husband might want or anything like that. It was just something that I happened to, like, like to see. And it was just... Now, Ashley asked a good question. Is it the same type of pornography that guys look at? Yes. Yeah. Because I honestly think that no matter what, girl can be like, oh, yeah, it's really gross. But when they look at it, it does the same thing for a woman that it does for a man. It turns them on. You know, I've always heard that women.
Like men are much more visual. Yeah. Women are more emotional about sex. I'm kind of, this is a surprise for me. Right. But you know what? I think obviously people are all different, but not every man looks at it and not every woman does as well. You're obviously a pervert, man. No, wait a minute. Hang on a second. That is different from a pervert. We do not judge you. So Eddie, Eddie, my question, because Eddie's on to something. Women are usually the ones that we know as being more emotional and that women kind of get their thing from emotions. And that men, we are turned on by the things that we see. So it is interesting. Mikey, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. If a woman looks at that, I can still want the love of my husband. Of course, there's an emotional aspect to it. But the actual act itself. is nothing emotional. You know what I mean? I think that if somebody looks at that, it's just for the action itself. You know what I mean? Like, there's no emotion attached to it. And I had such a problem with it because that kind of stuff gets addicting when you enjoy it or, you know, whatever it is. And I had to move my computer into the middle of the living room. Wow.
Because my husband found out. He looked at the history as well. And he asked me about it. And I'm like, and he didn't like it. And I thought he would, I didn't think he would make it a big deal. But he didn't like it. So I said, okay, he doesn't like it. I'll move my computer in the middle of the living room. And that stops me from doing that. Because I want to respect him. I don't want to make him feel uncomfortable. But, you know, I'm like, why don't you watch it with me? But he's just not into that kind of thing. Were you super embarrassed when he confronted you about it? No, I was, I, well, it was uncomfortable. I wasn't embarrassed. I was, I think it made it uncomfortable the fact that he was upset. You know what I mean? Like, I just didn't see why it would be such a good deal. Okay, that's a question right there. Let me ask the fellas here on the show. So, Eddie, what would your reaction be if you found out that your wife was looking at porn on the internet? Well, that would be utter shock because my wife would, Yeah. And if she did, I would, with my wife, you know, it would be different if I was dating her. If it was my wife, then I would have to talk to her about it and be like, so, you know, what's going on here? Right. But even though you do the same thing, I mean, you wouldn't feel like a hypocrite. I don't necessarily do very much of that anymore. Oh, really? No. Oh, okay. Because now I'm married, it's, you know.
It's different. You got a good thing at home, huh? You know what I'm saying. But, you know, I would have to ask her what's going on. I would feel inadequate. I think that's natural. I think that that would be a natural feeling for a man is that, you know. Why are you having to look at this? But it's funny because that's what women say all the time. And men go, no, no, no. It's just this is the way we are. We're visual. We like to look at stuff. So it's interesting. Double standard. It is a total double standard. But, I mean. Man, isn't the. Listen. In the porno industry, the men that are in the porno industry, they got something going on. Oh, yeah. Okay. And that. I believe is just as much of a lie as the stuff that you see from the chicks. It's true. You know, because if you think, ladies, that every guy is like a porn star, it's not every guy. And every girl doesn't look like that or do that, you know. And so that's where I think I do think it works both ways. People could have the experience both ways. Mikey, my old hard drive crashed.
Because I had too much downloaded porn. Imagine. Wow. My boyfriend and I watch porn together. This is a girl? Yes, this is a girl. She says, my boyfriend and I watch porn together. I don't cheat. Signed, P1 Ducks fan. Hey, Mikey Show. I had a friend back at home that would watch porn and drink 40s all day by herself. What? There's a lot going on there. She did that regularly. And it was as normal for her as renting a Disney flick. That's crazy. I don't know that it's healthy to drink 40s and watch porn all day. I don't know. Yeah, that's a little excessive. Mikey, if you're in a relationship, you need to watch porn to get into it. You don't belong together. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. I think he said, okay, if you're in a relationship, and I think he left the word and out. Yeah. Mikey, if you're in a relationship and you need to watch porn. To get into it, you don't belong together. Signed P1 Proxima. This person has got to be from Boston. Mikey, sharing porn with your girlfriend sounds wicked dangerous. At some point, someone in that couple is going to want the porn star more than their mate. P1 Texas Red. What's your opinion? 5701053. We got a chick on the line that wants to remain anonymous. Mikey, show you there? Yes, I'm here. So tell me what's up.
Basically, my husband and I, we watch it together now. But when we first got together, it was becoming an issue, you know, because I would catch him looking at it or he would catch me looking at it. But the point I want to get across is that women need it just as much as guys do. Well, wait a minute. I think a better way to say that. And listen, this is just my suggestion. I think that a better way to say that is that women do it. just as much as guys do it. That may be accurate, but in my opinion, I don't believe anybody needs it. I don't need it. Okay, I'll agree with you on that. We don't necessarily need it. Want it, maybe. Yeah. And I just think that women want it just as much as guys do. And me personally, I don't know if I'm a minority, but I like... I'm Mexican. I don't know if you guys know I am Mexican. Yeah, I'm not. I'm talking to you. I'm a minority. I'm American Indian. Okay, well. I don't... Ashley is .001% African-American. That's correct. That's correct. Well, I don't know. I look at the same stuff my husband looks at. I don't necessarily search for guys online because I just kind of feel weird, and I don't know if other girls are the same way I am, but that kind of stuff gets me off, too, just because I'm kind of thinking, wow, this is what he wants, and that's kind of hot.
And what about that thing Eddie was asking about? I thought chicks were supposed to be more like emotional creatures and not so visual. Well, we are emotional, but we still like to look at it. We still have a dirty side to it. I think most of us do anyways. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't disagree. Skye is shaking her head. No, Skye, you do not have that side. Well, Skye is to the other extreme. She's never even seen a porno before. Well, she did watch a Cinemax movie one night that made her really uncomfortable. Reduced her to tears, Mike. Maybe Skye's the minority. Hey, I wouldn't doubt it. I would not doubt that. There you go. I mean, I just wanted to let you guys know. I mean, it frustrates me so much how it's like okay for guys. You know, guys understand, like, yeah, and this guy's getting all upset. Like, he found out his girlfriend looks at it. It's like, hey, buddy, you know, it's like, we need it, too. We like it, too. We, you know. Hey, I got a question for you. I got a question for you, P1 Anonymous. Because this guy that wrote the email, he is definitely playing that double standard thing, right, where he's going.
Hey, listen, he likes to look at porno, but he's tripping out because the girl that he's dating is looking at it. Now, let me ask you. Are you married or do you have a boyfriend? Married. Okay, you're married. Now, let's say that your husband said to you, I'm not looking at porn anymore. Uh-huh. How would you feel about that? Well, basically, I would kind of have to make a vow that I wouldn't either. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. No, no, no. My you got to answer this question specifically. Let's say that your husband came to you and he says, baby, I got to tell you, I have decided I'm turning over a new leaf. You are all the woman I need. All I want is your boobs and your bod. And that's all I need. And I don't. And he goes and he says, and listen. I don't need anything more than that, and I just want to let you know I'm no longer going to look at porno. Now, P1 Anonymous, that's all he said. He didn't say that he wants you to do anything. Let's say he just said that, what I just said. I'm curious. How would you feel about that? I would be fine with that. I would support him 100% because that's just the woman I am. That's the kind of wife I am. We're in a relationship together, so whatever he...
decides his best, I'm going to support. That's cool. Would you be, would you be kind of disappointed or would you be stoked to hear him say it? Or how would you feel about it? Honestly, I'd be a little stoked. I'd be like, hell yeah, you know, I'm the woman he needs. He doesn't need to fantasize about that. Now question. Now my third question is, is now I want to get to the part where you first started. Would it influence what you would do in regards to porn? Possibly. I would have to ask him, well, do you still mind if I look at it? And, you know, if he didn't want me looking at it, well, then I would probably make a vow, you know, to support him. Let me pretend I'm your husband. Okay. Uh-oh. And I say this to you. I go, you know what, baby? I don't feel like that's my place. That's a decision that I think you should make. Whether I can look at it or not? Yeah, whether you look at it or not is up to you. I just want to let you know that from my point of view, you're all the lady I need. I'd probably still look at it every once in a while. That's a fair answer. You're being honest. You would look at it every once in a while? Yeah. That's a fair answer? Yeah. All right, Anonymous, I appreciate the phone call. No problem. Man, we got people pouring in the phone lines on this one, man. 570-1053. And you can text us. You can call me Kilrod.
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Knowing she looks at porn by herself is a little weird to me. I don't know if I should ask her about it or just forget about it. What do you think, sign P1 Shane? We're getting lots of text messages, phone calls. Mikey, this is a text message we're getting at 35253. You can text us too. Mikey, I only watch animated porn. My husband watches regular. I used to watch it before I met him, but now we watch together. From P1 Knickers, Eddie is laughing hysterically. No, I'm not. Everybody has her own thing. I didn't even know that. Some people dress up as trees. Listen, I think Zeth thought that it was cartoons like cartoons, right, Zeth? Yeah, I didn't know what Zeth talked about. Well, she says, I only watch cartoon porn. Now, I said to Zeth, and Zeth goes, that is weird, dude. And I go, I think she means animated porn. I don't think she means like Bugs Bunny. Yeah. I don't think. No, you're right. Animated, right? Yes, yes. I would guess. Mikey, personally, to me, it feels like cheating in a relationship. Looking at porn and acting, even solo, on those desires for another person feels wrong to me. Signed, P1 Rage. That's where I am, too. They got a lot of rage, though. That's true. Mikey, I was dating a guy who was really into porn after we got married, and he stopped having sex with me so he could sneak away and watch porn alone. Signed, P1 Mariah. Yeah, that's not good.
Mikey, women are emotional when it comes to relationships, not necessarily fantasy. Signed P1, lucky. Hey, Mikey, show me and my hubby don't like porn. These people's relationships are lacking something. They are looking for some outside stimulation. Signed P1, tattooed mama. I think it would be interesting to talk to her husband. Yeah. You know, because she said me and my husband do not like porn. But does he really not like it or is he just not watching it too? Yeah, I think that he does like it. I think that as human beings... I mean, it's hard to find a dude who doesn't like it. Yeah, I mean, if he's a man with a heartbeat, it's stuff that dudes like to see. P1 Tiny. Hi. Go ahead, Tiny, you're on the air. This whole issue is a little blown out of proportion because I have a lot of female friends that... And I think, you know, for some people thinking that...
Just because you watch it, you're going to do something negative like cheat on your spouse or that your relationship is lacking. I think that's a personal insecurity issue. You know, if you have... I think that watching porn is a personal insecurity issue. It is in my case. I don't feel that way because, you know, you said it's such a departure from reality because, you know, everybody is this exaggerated form of what real people really are. Yeah, see, but for me, I think that that might be part of the problem. It's an exaggerated version of what people really are. And when men watch that, then they kind of think, ooh, I want that. They kind of go, that's what I want. And their wife isn't that. And how old are you, Tiny? I'm actually 21. Okay. Are you married? No. I am in a relationship with, my boyfriend is 23. Yeah. He does have a kid. And, you know, he watches it and he's... I'm not going to lie. He's very into what I have. Yeah. Well, you're 21 years old right now, Tiny, and you are P1 Tiny. You know what I mean? You're not P1 Fatty. You're P1 Tiny. Well, he's into what I have, but at the same time, I don't hold it against him for looking at other things like that because I know it's not like he's going to go out and seek that. I'm secure enough with the relationship we have and with the attraction that's between us, but I know he's not going to seek out something else. Yeah.
Well, I'll tell you this. That is not surprising to me. And part of the reason that it isn't surprising to me is because at 21 years old, you're a pretty hot babe. Admittedly, you're saying, hey, listen, he's pretty happy with what he has. He probably is. And I understand where you're coming from. The problem is that not every woman looks like Tiny and not every chick looks like a bombshell out of a porn video. And so for the chicks that don't look like that, and like if you guys are dating a chick and she don't look like tiny maybe, maybe she's a little bigger, she's a little thicker here, thicker there. The trouble, at least for me, with the porn is that you watch it and you go, oh man, that's what a chick should look like. That's what a chick should do. That's what chicks, and then when you got your chick, you're like, it's, you're like, I think subconsciously, and maybe not even subconsciously, maybe very consciously, you're like, oh, man, I wish she would do what Busty Linda did. Busty Linda's a whore. Yeah, Busty Linda's a whore, and she does some crazy stuff, and I wish that my gal would do what Busty Linda does. But the truth is that your gal don't do that. Maybe she should. You're saying maybe she should. Hey, listen, you know me. Sex, nothing wrong with sex in my mind.
You know, in my mind, you're married. Have at it, man. Go crazy. Go nutty. Go whack job. I mean, just go. You know what I'm saying? I'm saying that when you are married, that's what you're supposed to do with your spouse. And that's the way it was. I think that's the way it was meant to be. But like I told you, man, I can't sit here and be like, oh, yeah, porn is bad and I don't do it and blah, blah, blah. Hey, listen. It got to the point for me, I had to go to that website, x3watch.com. And I had to download that software where I could put other dudes' names on there that sends them an email. Because the truth is, I don't want to be looking at it. And I don't want to have any influence over, you know, my wife is beautiful. And the only woman I want to be with is my wife. And the only woman that I want to be fantasizing about. or thinking about is my wife that's just me that is my that's uh my deal i just want to be fantasizing about her ash you look like you want to say something yeah um well i was just gonna say that whether you're a guy or a girl and you're looking at porn um i feel like uh if you're that person's significant other and you have a problem with it
Maybe you guys need to look at your relationship sexually, and maybe it's not up to par. Maybe you're not bringing enough to the table. Skye is shaking her head saying, no, I don't buy that. No, I'm not saying I don't buy it. Oh, she's saying, don't do that. Don't do that. Hey, Mr. Skye, if you're listening, don't. Jeff and Jared are doing something funny, and so is DSC. Maybe the both of you should come together and maybe re, like. Maybe go to a sex therapist or rediscuss what she likes and what he likes so you guys can be on the same page and so you don't have to resort to looking at porn. No sex allowed. If it really bothers you, maybe there's something you could do about it. Maybe if you don't like the way that you look versus that chick, maybe you could go to the gym. No sex allowed. No sex allowed. You're sitting on the couch eating bake plays, you know, complaining about this hot chick and your husband getting aroused by this hot chick. You're munching on Doritos, sweetie. Maybe not munching on Doritos. Maybe you're working full time and you have three babies and, you know, maybe not. I'm just saying. Maybe it's a thyroid problem. What's that in my rearview mirror? Oh, it's the women's movement. Oh, wow. It's in the rearview mirror now.
porn and not cheating on you. I am ready to rumble. For the women or the men who have a serious issue with it. Maybe that would be a solution. Hey, Ash, but like Skye said, if you got a problem with it, you go out and get some plastic surgery, and that will fix everything. And for right now, at $99.99, you go to bostonrob.edu. He'll be back in on you. No. So. No. Anything else you want to talk about? Well, I mean, listen. I agree with her. It's out on DVD. So Ashley's going to be putting out an infomercial for all you ladies. And it's going to teach all you cows how to get off the couch and stop eating. I'm not saying that. That's exactly what you were saying. You said exactly what you said. You said eat that Doritos, fatso. Well, I'm saying if a chick is chilling on the couch, bitching at the fact that her husband is watching porn and not being aroused by her.
they're eating. Wait, Skye, are you throwing hot lava on her right now? No, I'm on the boat and she's in the ocean and I'm trying to throw her a life raft. Like, I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying, but she keeps missing it. She keeps missing it. You're apparently too fat for the boat anyway. Question, Ashley. She's drowning. Stop. I'm just trying to... I'm just trying to wrestle feathers. I'm just trying to open this discussion with new angles. No, you're not. You believe that. We haven't said yes. Stop it. It's what I'm here for. Question. She's just wrestling feathers, guys. I said wrestling. Ashley, question. Now, then you better. I, listen. Why? When was the last time those chicks have even seen their feet? Rob, you're not helping. Shut up. Don't instigate. They're not even watching, wearing matching shoes, bunching cows. Can they even hear us? Are they out on the plane? Ashley with two E's at rock1053.com. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ashley, tell it with the Y. No, it'll go to promotions, but with the two E's. Ashley, tell them. It's not easy. Everybody's getting a little too, you know, their feathers wrestled.
Guys, like, listen, if you're listening right now and you're skinny, you have nothing to be angry about. I'm talking to the fatties. This goes for men and women who are having problems with the porn. Take the whoppers out of your ears. You should give your man or woman a little more, some of this, some of that, so they aren't going to. Listen, maybe try being a porn star. LA is going to be two-hour day. We're doing shots of bacon grease. I can't. No more. I love sassy fat jigs. Put down the spatula. Please, maybe we should take some calls. I see you're still fatter than holy hell. Listen, I have a suggestion. Oh, no. You guys. It is not too late to break into the industry yourself. No, no, no. This is not good advice. I like it. Does Ashley Dr. Phil now? Like, what happened? Okay, now, wait a minute. Now, Ash, let me offer this as a suggestion. Now, maybe I do not think that it is healthy for the chick to be sitting on the couch eating the Doritos. I agree with that. Maybe she should be having the baked lays, and then she's healthy physically, right? Okay, cool. We agree on that one.
The part where I may depart from your line of thinking is, is that, yes, that's not healthy. But neither is saying, because I do, you should be looking at porn. You should be looking at a chick on the Internet because I'm not what you want. And so you should be. I understand why you're going elsewhere because I'm not skinny. Because I feel like people who are secure with themselves. maybe wouldn't care if people watch porn. Because they don't think that they're like doing it for reasons other than just enjoyment. This is awesome. She's saying this all with a no fat chicks t-shirt on right now. It's men or women. She's got a t-shirt on that has a picture of a fat girl with a circle around it and a line through it. Let me just play it. Getting everyone's angles. Just please. When you make love, you have to give directions. Phil Donahue's not on the air anymore. P1 Fatty is on the line. Are you there, Fatty? Go ahead. I go and I buy my husband adult videos when I'm going out of town or when I don't like to be there for the day. Cool. To get him on the way to the supermarket while you're picking up your Doritos. She calls herself P1 Fatty. And that's right, girl. You know what?
This is my girl. P1 Fatty, you sit there, you eat your Doritos, and you buy your man pouring, and you guys are good to go because you're secure with yourself. I bet you look great. No, no, no. And you know what? Seriously, trust him when you're out of town. I bet you... Totally. Trust him to watch the porn. It's cool and it's all good. I can't. Please. P1 Fatty, you got it. Eddie and Sky have checked out. I buy a bag of Doritos and the porn at the same time. You go, girl. I'm talking about... You got it. If there are any kids listening, do not listen to these two. I got you. Listen, P1 Fatty, let me ask you a couple of questions. Sure. How old are you? I'm 27. Okay. And what are you going out of town for? Well, because my brother has issues. Come on. Hey, hang on a second. You're going out of town for what? My brother has family issues in the Victorville area. Uh-huh. So I have to drive up there like once every month to go help him out with his family issues. He's at home for the weekend by himself. Okay. Now, are you married or are you... I'm married. I've been married for four years and I've been dating him for six years. Got it. And do you have kids? No, we don't. Okay. And just some... I'm going to ask and then just want to hear what your response is. Okay. Why do you get him porn? Because he's going to be by himself.
And I don't want him lonely, you know, he's got to have something to watch. And, you know, he can keep his manly juices flowing while I'm not there and warm himself up for when I get home. Okay. Are you concerned at all that when he watches the videos that he might think to himself that that's what he wishes you were? He tells me all the time, you know, I don't need that because you're just like a porn chick. Now, let me ask you, if he tells you I don't need that, why are you giving it to him? He doesn't say he doesn't need it. He likes it. I thought you just said he doesn't need that. He doesn't need a porn star in real life because his gal is his real life porn star. Right. Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. P1 Fatty. She calls herself P1 Fatty. Yes, I do. No problem. P1 Fatty, do you call yourself that because you're overweight? No, I just thought it was funny because you have T1 Tiny and I'm a little overweight, so it's no big deal. Okay, okay. And let me ask you. Uh-huh? Do you think that when he's not watching the porno, he's ever, like just during the day, he's not watching it, but he's just driving around. Maybe he's driving around with you. Maybe he's talking to you or whatever. Do you think that he thinks of the chicks in the video? No, I know he doesn't. He does.
Well, it doesn't matter to me because like I said, you know, I don't mind acting out some of the stuff in the videos, you know, because the same thing day in and day out, it can get a little boring. I don't disagree. I don't disagree that day in and day out it can get a little boring and that you should keep it spicy in the bedroom. I don't disagree with that. The only part that I would disagree with that maybe we're thinking different is that I just don't. Well, I know he's thinking about those chicks. when he's not watching the video, and I know he's thinking about those chicks when he's not watching the video because I'm a dude, and I, men, we think about the stuff we see because we're dudes. That's how we... Okay, well, you don't, okay, you don't think that, you know, if, I'm not saying per se your wife does, but, you know, you see a handsome guy going down the street, you think that we don't think what it would be like to be with him? No, no, no, no. That's not what I'm, that's not what I said. I'm gonna, let me tell you one more, let me tell you one more time. Okay. And yes, when you're driving down the street and you see a good looking guy, of course, I think you're going to go, ooh, look at that good looking guy. Just like when a guy's driving down the street, regardless of whether or not he looks at porn, he's going to see a chick on the street and go, whoa, that chick's hot. And we're going to think that. What I'm saying is, is that if a guy watches porno and he sees a hot chick doing it in the porno video, when he is not watching that video, he is still thinking about that chick in that video.
I know it. I've been there. But how's that different from him thinking about the girl on the street or the girl in the office? I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. The difference is there is no difference. It's just the only difference is you go, those girls on the street, you can't control. There's always going to be girls on the street. So let's say he sees three girls on the street. Right. And you're asking yourself, how many women did he fantasize about having sex with today besides me? Three. Okay. Her husband, four, five, six, seven, eight, all the different girls you saw in the porno. So, I mean, all you have to do is ask yourself, how many guys or how many girls do I, would I prefer my husband be thinking about besides me? More or less? Maybe some of you ladies are listening right now. You go, you know what? I'd actually kind of like them thinking about more. If that's what you think. Well, I kind of have to disagree. I mean, I get what you're saying. But I think if he doesn't have those three extra porn girls in his mind, it's going to be the girl from the Kohl's catalog or the Victoria's Secret mailer or the, you know, there's always going to be an unlimited amount of chicks to fantasize about. I think that the girls on the street that you see, you can't help the chicks on the street that you see. You can't help it. Although, I will tell you this. I am.
Making a concerted effort to not stare. I'm trying to do this. It's very difficult. I'm telling you, yesterday, two times that I can tell you doing it. Once was on Lucadia Boulevard, and the other time was right here at the radio station. Oh, thank you. Well, you're a lovely girl, Skye, and I really, I cannot help myself. analogy. You got your favorite hamburger that you have every day in and out, you know, but occasionally looking at a Burger King or a McDonald's hamburger, it's a nice little switch up. You know what I'm saying? What up, Eddie? Sean? No, do not involve me. Sean, what are your thoughts on what Ashley said? Five, three. Things that are dumb. Swallowing a pair of salad tongs. Yummy. Dangling your baby over a hotel balcony. Going north on a southbound freeway. Things that are smart. Toyota Certified Used Vehicles. Every Toyota Certified Used Vehicle is backed by a 7-year, 100,000-mile limited powertrain warranty and 7-year, 100,000-mile roadside assistance. Plus, after undergoing a rigorous 160-point quality assurance inspection, we're confident enough to finance them at new car rates for qualified buyers.
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KIOZ San Diego is the name of the radio station. So thank you very much for tuning in. It really is awesome to have you here. And now you hit it. And so thank you very much. I really appreciate it. And it's nice to have you. My name is Mikey. And you are listening to KIOZ San Diego. I just wanted you to know that while you're here at KIOZ San Diego, we're glad that you're tuning in. You can call me Hillrod. That's not what I want to know. That was not the one I was looking for. I was hoping for a different one. Can you smell what the Mac is cooking? I wasn't looking for that one either, but hey, what are you going to do? Bobby. That wasn't really the one I was looking forward to. Bobby. No, that's my son. Bobby. Yeah, that's my son saying Bobby. That's it? No. Well, welcome back, ladies. Yes, I'm on the phone. Okay. You rocked my life. Sean is doing it. Sean's doing it. Sean's doing it. Sean's doing it. Don't you ever. Once in a while, Sean freaks out and he starts to play. Did you hear me? Maybe eventually. Did you hear me? Peace, love, and chicken grease, man.
I think he may be losing his mind. Welcome back. Sky has new releases out today. First time ever I've actually looked forward to this. I don't know. Why? What was the matter with the old subject? Well, I got a little uncomfortable. You know who. Are you saying that Ashley... I wasn't naming names. No, no, no. I said you know who, Mike. When you said you know who... Yeah, you know who. Ash! I think you mean Boston Rob. No. I think you're talking about Boston. B-Rob is my friend. Sorry about that. We're cool. Zeth, you obviously were saying things that made Eddie uncomfortable. Yeah, he doesn't speak. Yeah, but the only other... Well, I don't know who Eddie's talking about, but there is a blonde in the other room playing with her bangs. My favorite segment. That's all I'm saying. Thank you. Sky has new releases. Come on, Sky. New video games out today. We have NBA Ballers. Ballers. Ballers.
and Xbox 360. That sounds great. Battle of the Bands for Wii. Target Terror for Wii. Dream Pinball 3D for the Wii. And then Wild Earth African Safari for the Wii. There you go. Sounds really good. Thank you, Eddie. New music out today. The new one from Ashley Simpson. It's called Bittersweet. Someone said Ashley. Hey, Eddie. No. That was awful. Well, maybe you were looking forward to Whitesnake's 10th studio album called Good to Be Bad. That cannot be true. Like a real album? Well, it's their first and over. I mean, I know it's been a decade, but they decided it was their time. We've all been waiting. You're telling me David Coverdale is still the lead singer of Whitesnake?
Sounds just like The Killers or anything else relevant today. Stained. Sounds like any band that is out today. Wow. Also out today, Flight of the Conchords with their self-titled album out today. Oh, nice. Flight of the Conchords is putting their album out today. They have a great show on HBO. It's really good. What's it called? It's called Flight of the Conchords. Yeah, it's the same name. It's the same name. It's an excellent show. Let me tell you something. If we had the video of Sean dancing like that with that song, it would be a YouTube sensation. I'm not kidding you. It's true. I am not kidding you. Sean, I urge you to make a video to that song where you are boogieing. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Sean. What happened to the music?
Also out today, story of the year, the black swan. Do they wear low-top Converse and have safety pins in their clothes? And eyeliner. Sky, you're losing me. Hurry up. I'm sorry. Long, black, pointy bangs. Well, maybe you've been waiting for this one, Eddie. It's been 13 years, but Blind Melon has just put out a new album called For My Friends. I'd rather hear about your opinions. Whoa. Even Chad Johnson wouldn't hear no rain. No. No. And then finally, if you're a fan of love songs, you're definitely going to want to pick up Donny Osmond's From Donny With Love. Got your attention, didn't it? It's my life. Thank you. I'm going to go sit on the couch and eat Doritos.
It's your prerogative, bro. Yeah, go ahead. You want your husband to cheat on you. Just be secure with it and you're good. Stop it. Keep eating. Okay. Keep eating. All right. Here we go, Eddie. You keep eating, he'll keep cheating. That's my... That's not what I said. Not what I said. Not what I said. Listen, my philosophy is if your man is cheating, it's your fault. It's not my philosophy. So quit eating fatsos. No. No. No. No. lose a little LB's and maybe he'll take you out to LG's Steakhouse. That's delicious. These are the models I came up with. Maybe if you weren't so fat, he wouldn't be trying to date that chick named Jehosa. I don't know what you're saying. That was terrible. That was bad. Maybe if you got rid of the blubber. Let it go. I'll try to rhyme that one. He wouldn't be. Need another. Need another. Lover. Lover. Really? You worked it out. You worked it out, dog. Okay, new DVDs out today. What do you got? Cloverfield. Cloverfield is out today. See, I want to buy that. Cloverfield. I do, too. I can't, though. Why? Because it'll make me throw up, want to throw up. I hear it better to watch it.
Did you really hear that? Yeah, because when you watch it at the movies. At the movies? The theater. The theater. All you see is the big screen, but when you're at home, you have stationary objects to kind of keep you grounded. If I get that movie, Scott. I read that. I don't know if it's true or not. I'm going to throw up in a bag and bring it to me. Don't throw up on you. Just take your Dramamine. You'll be fine. I wonder if that would work, Ash. For real. If I take Dramamine... Don't you take it when you play your video games on your Wii? I used to. My video game that I play, the one video game I play on my Wii doesn't make me sick. Okay. I think it would help. Did Rob just giggle at me? Yes. Did he? Because that would be rude. I knew he did. He's mean. He's really mean. A lot of hate in his heart. He's not like that. A lot of hate. Go ahead. Also out today, we have Charlie Wilson's War. Oh, it's so good, Mike. Uh-oh. Oh, no. So good, guys. Great acting, great cinematography, and great plot line. It's a really, it's a good one. Cut 47. You know what that means? I do. I was saved by Jesus Christ, Charlie, and I am not ashamed of it. My fervor is not about religion. It's about freedom of religion. Oh, come on. That's her accent. Oh, come on. Just tamp down the fervor.
I can't modulate God's will, sweetie. Oh, come on. Are you telling me that you thought that was a good Southern accent? Well, let's hear Ashley's Southern accent. Yes, Ash, let me hear a Southern. If you want to hear a Southern bell. Ash, give me a Southern bell here. Let me hear what a girl from the South sounds like. This is not one of my strongest impressions. But let's give it a shot. If I was from the South, then I would talk like this, guys. Oh, boy. Yes. And scene. Thank you. If I was from the South. We'll talk like this, y'all. South of Wales? Not bad. I really liked it a lot. It's not one of my strongest. Yeah, it's not. All right. Also out today, we have The Savages with Philip Seymour Hoffman and Laura Linney. That trailer bored me. Just watching the trailer bored me. When I saw Philip Seymour Hoffman and Laura Linney, I was like, oh, this has got to be good. So I watched the trailer on computer.
And I fell asleep in two and a half minutes. No, you didn't. Oh, my goodness. I didn't. I'm also out today. One missed call. Edward Burns. It's a gal who. Never heard of it. Never heard of it. Friends die just two days apart. And they get phone calls. And they hear their own deaths. And then they eventually die. Nobody. You're dead. You're going to die. Pantastic. You don't have to know who it is. Hey, gosh, who are you? No, Ashley's on the phone. I'm going to get you. Stop messing around, man. I'm on the phone. Taylor, is this you? Okay. TV show is... Let me hear if this is... Cut 34. I'm going to be next. Hey, gosh. I can feel it. Stop telling me. No, you don't know that, okay? Because my number is in Brian's cell, too. Here. No power. No problem. Any dead people call, we're not home. Silly ho, and I'm gonna... That's the guy on the phone. That's him. TV shows to DVD. We have Friday Night Lights, the second season. Oh, that's a good program. Laverne and Shirley, the fourth season. Oh, yes. Big Ragu.
And Shawnee O'Boy, Tim and Eric. Awesome show. Great job. Season one out on DVD. Stop it. Mike, Mike, Mike. Come on, you're over-modulated. Easy. Okay. Is he excited? A little hot. I can't tell. Is this a scene from the show? Sean's excited about the release of that program. I can't tell. He's a fan of the show. Is he going to buy it? I don't know, Shawnee. What do you think? Will you get that? We still have not heard President Bush's message on Deal or No Deal. That's right. Are we done with the movie release? Okay, so here's President Bush on Deal or No Deal. Cut six. I wonder how impressive you are as somebody who's not only done three tours of duty in Iraq, serving our country, two of which you volunteered to do.
You are hugely decorated. You have a purple heart, two bronze stars. That is amazing. You are the ultimate American. You are what we look up to, okay? Somebody heard about what you're doing. You're Canadian, Howie. You ready to get some acknowledgement for your work and hard work and bravery? You want to get some? Look at the screen. Good evening, Captain Kobus. I'm thrilled to be on Deal or No Deal with you tonight. Deal or No Deal. Come to think of it, I'm thrilled to be anywhere with high ratings these days. I don't know if you're free to come to Washington anytime soon, but I have to reach an agreement with Congress on the federal budget. How'd you like to host a $3 trillion deal or no deal? No. Captain Kobus, thank you for your courageous service in Iraq. You and your fellow men and women in uniform are heroes to all Americans whose freedoms you protect. Laura and I are rooting for you tonight, and good luck. How great is that? Thank you.
Go kill some more terrorists. Go bomb the towel heads. Blow them up to Allah. We're going to need to retake that. Cut, cut. President Bush. What's the matter? Listen, I know you're the president of the United States, so I don't want to tell you what you can do and can't do. I'm just saying, President Bush, you might want to rephrase that last part because it might strike some people as a little aggressive and a little insensitive. Tell me when we're rolling. Tell me when we're going. Action. When do I go? Go ahead, President Bush. And action. And blow them camel jockeys. No, no, no. I changed it. But I changed it. I don't understand. President Bush, that one, I think we may. Why don't we just scrap it? The whole line. I got another one. It's Santa. No! What's the matter? That's President Bush, ladies and gentlemen. Gracias. Celebrity voice impersonated. What? So Alicia Keys was on the Today Show talking about how she does not want to talk about her comments to Boy Blunder Magazine about gangster rap. It's Blender. I thought it was Blunder Magazine. No, it's Blender. Then why is she on the show? Yeah, no kidding. Anyway, here she was talking about it. Cut 11.
Can I ask you about this Blender magazine thing? You know what I'd like to say about the Blender magazine thing? Can I just tell people what I'm talking about? There was an interview, and you mentioned about gangster rap, said you thought it was a ploy. And I'm paraphrasing here. You're definitely paraphrasing. To have black people kill each other. You said the magazine got it wrong. Just explain it to me. I just want to say that I've already addressed this issue. And I would like to really move on to more positive things. Like my documentary that's called Alicia in Africa. Things like that are the things that need this type of attention. And when things have been misunderstood or misrepresented. But you said it. it deserves as much attention as this. All right, fair enough. Let me tell you about this Matt Lauer. This Matt Lauer, not only does he have the rocks to ask the question, which I could tell by the way he asked that, they told him not to ask it. Yep. Because of the way that he phrased it. Like, is it okay if I, like, I could just tell.
He's got part Pitbull in him. Dude, it's for real. I love it. But what made it even more impressive is that he's outside in front of a bunch of Alicia Keys fans. Yeah, a mob of them. And he's like, I'm going to go for it. I don't care. That guy goes for it. Matt Lauer. He really does. PETA is really upset at Pam Anderson. I don't know if you know this, but Pam Anderson is like, she's one of the faces of PETA. She's their spokesperson, I believe. But she's at her kids' baseball game eating a hot dog. Yes. In leather pants. Oscar Mayer, wiener lover. Yeah, at first, PETA tried to defend her saying it was probably a soy dog. Yeah, it probably wasn't at the kids' ball game. They for sure sell them there. Not so much. Pam, why? Hey, listen, Pam. No, no, no. Let me please, let me be clear. Pam, I don't have a problem with you eating a hot dog. Just don't, like, throw paint on me for eating more. Right. A pet is throwing paint on people. Calls me this murder! Well, yeah, calls me this murder. Would you eat your dog or would you eat your cat? All the points. Calls me this murder! How are you going to feel? Me this murder! Would you eat your dog? Would you eat your cat? Right. I bet that guy wakes up screaming mad.
The Hells Angels founder is suing HBO. Home box office. Yeah. So I guess the Hells Angels founder and this other writer-producer guy went to HBO to pitch a show, an idea for a show, about a motorcycle gang, you know, very similar to the Hells Angels. And, you know, he was told no thank you. And then later on it turns out that the writer-producer guy he went in and pitched it with got hired. to make that show, but they totally cut him out of the deal, and pretty much the description of the show is basically this guy claims it's like his life story. It's his story that he pitched to them, and HBO is currently starting production on this now, and the guy is going to file a lawsuit. Something similar happened, but with Victoria's Secret and a bra. Yeah, now this one is pretty concrete, it sounds to me at least. What happened? So this woman, a New York woman, she's, you know, a single mom. She works as a paralegal. She came up with this idea for a bra. And she spent 12... Haven't we all?
She spent 12 grand of her own money to produce this bra, to get it patented, everything. Who amongst us can't say that? Yeah. So then she started shopping it around to different companies. And one of the companies was Victoria's Secret. She said she mailed them a copy of, you know, the info about it, a DVD showing a model wearing it and everything like that. Maybe don't wear a bra next time. What was so different about the bra? It's called a 100-way strapless convertible bra, so you can wear it a bunch of different ways, whether you're wearing like a backless gown or an off-the-shoulder top or something like that. Right. And so she sent all this info for Victoria's Secret. They had a meeting set. And according to her, at the last minute, Victoria's Secret canceled the meeting. So there's actually a woman. Her name is Victoria. No, no. And she's got the big secret. And so she's like, yeah, Victoria, come on into my office. And then she said about a year later, she walked into a Victoria's Secret store and saw them selling the bra. So she's taking them to court. She has a patent and everything that she filed for in 2004. Sounds pretty legit to me. Fight the man.
Thank you, Eddie. Michael Moore is endorsing Barack Obama. He has made it official he's endorsing Barack. Yep, he put a thousand word message on his website yesterday when he says that he's backing Obama for his, quote, basic decency and ability to inspire and then goes on to kind of slam Hillary. Wait. Yeah? If you watched his last documentary, Sicko, he talked glowingly about Hillary Clinton. Yeah, he says that in the past two months, the actions and words of Hillary Clinton have gone from being merely disappointing to downright disgusting. Really? In the last couple months. Do you smell what Barack is cooking? Thank you, Barack. He does. Question? Yeah. What is this thing, school hours changing schools? We were talking about how they were considering it. Right. Is that still the deal? They're considering changing for the whole district? Yeah, it's still in the planning stages, but basically, you know, all these budget cuts are going on and they say they could save a lot of money by changing the start of school times to organize the buses and have less school buses and it could save them millions. Well, one school in particular, Tierra Santa Elementary School, their start time, if this all goes through, their start time would change from 90 minutes from 7.50 to 9.20.
So kids wouldn't start school until 9.20. And a lot of parents are upset. When would they get off school, though? 3.40. What time they get off now? It doesn't say what time they get off now, but I guess it would be a 90-minute difference. That would not be good. Yes, they say it will affect a lot of things. So if they start work, then that means they have to put their kids in daycare before school and then also after school, like if there's soccer practice. I don't think kids want to be – I think kids would – listen, for me, I'd rather be done with school earlier. than have to stay later. Yeah, definitely. And, you know, I think studies have shown that kids are, like, fresher and they absorb more in the morning and they kind of get distracted as the day goes on. So a lot of parents are upset and they don't like... Did you just make that study up? No, I didn't. I'm down with it. Remember what I told you earlier? This guy's like, you know, fakestats.com said that 44% of children... He's actually on fakestudies.org. So, yeah, some parents are really upset about this. 570-1053 is our phone number. You can call us at the beginning and end of every show. And it's open phone segment. You can call in about anything you want. And remember, it's spelled with two E's. So we'll start taking your calls now. And, you know, whatever you want to call in and talk about is completely up to you. We appreciate your phone calls, of course, at all times. Ashley is getting air conditioning today. No, I'm not. I thought you were. What happened?
The call, right, when we get off the air, there's, like, all this drama. Evidently, my dad sent, who's my friend, Gabe away. Sent him away because he didn't have his stuff together. What? What? I don't understand. Well, I guess before. Your dad is in town to help with this, right? Right, because I can't be there. So your dad flew in. Well, no, he flew in, and then it happened that we scheduled it. Got it, got it, got it, got it. Which was really convenient because, of course, I need my dad's help. Yeah. So, anyways, he's there. And so, you know, Gabe, who is a friend of mine, Gabriel, he came in, but I guess he was like an hour late, and he didn't have the contract, and the contract wasn't done. So, like, the way that my dad wants it, because I guess you're supposed to have everything laid out. Like, this is how much it's going to cost, and this is what I'm going to do to your wall unit to put the air conditioning in. And here it is in contract form, so you can sign it, so we all are on the same page. Right.
Which I didn't know. Yeah. But that's what my dad said. And then, you know, I guess he didn't have the numbers or the contract finalized. So it's like... So he said, hey, come back when you got it all together. Well, yeah. I mean, you know, he doesn't feel comfortable having... Anybody go in and start tearing apart my walls without a contract. Ski ball. Is Gabe doing this as like a side job for you? No, I'm paying. Well, no, not that you're not paying, but is Gabe doing this as a side job for you or is he actually going through his company? He's going through his company. Okay, then it should be in writing here. That's right. And I really want, I mean, this is. something I really want to do, and I really want Gabe to do it for me, but I don't know what's going on. It sucks. I'll do it. Don't worry. I'll take care of it all. That would be so great. My place is already getting so hot. I got 40 minutes this afternoon. I'll fix it. I'll get it dialed in. More than anything. 570-1053 is our phone number. Give us a call at the beginning and end of every show. P1 Jason is on the line. Hey.
What's up, Mikey? What's up? Your show is dynamite. Thank you. Dynamite. Yeah, it is. There it is. Thank you very much. Bringing that word back. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey. How's it going? Good. I'm a good, faithful P1, and I got a big controversy. My girl hates the Mikey Show. Oh. Hates? How is that possible? Yeah. How'd you end up with her? Check this little story out quick. I'm driving to her. She's driving herself in my car to an appointment. I'm trying to listen to the Mikey show, the end of it. And she keeps on trying to talk over it about news and the stupid stuff and turning it down little by little. And I'm like, hey, I'm trying to listen to that, turning it up. And she's like, like she hates Ashley's voice. And she's like, I can't listen to that, blah, blah, blah. And she turns my radio off. And I turned it back on. And she got real mad and started giving me the silent treatment. I love Ashley's voice and think it's cute. So I'm not sure where she's coming from with that one. But I got to tell you, what does she listen to normally? 933. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. You got to get her to listen and see what she thinks after a week. A lot of times, here, let me explain. A lot of times people get into a routine and they get used to it. Yeah. And so because they're in their routine and they're used to it, they don't try new stuff. But when they do try new stuff, they go, oh, you know, I didn't know this was there.
Now, she may listen, and she may decide ultimately that 933 is still for her. You know, that's cool, but she should at least give it a shot. So, in other words, you're saying, like, if I were on a deserted island and all I had to drink was coconut milk every day, I'd drink coconut milk, and all of a sudden, a thing of Coca-Cola comes washing up, and I have a whole case of Coca-Cola, and I'm like, that's the greatest thing I've ever had in my life. That's what you mean. Can I ask? Skye something? With Coca-Cola. Skye is shaking her head no for the record. Go ahead, sir. I dropped a bomb on her, kind of, and I guess I think I went at it the wrong way because it really made her irate at me. I told her, well, it's my car, and she just hit the wall. Wow. Skye, what do you think of that? I wanted to listen to it because I turned it back on. I was like, it's my freaking car. What do you think, Skye? Ooh, that's tough because, I mean, yeah, that's not the most sensitive thing to say. But at the same time, yeah, you know, I mean, it is your car. And, you know, I don't know. Whoever's car is rules. Should I win about it a different way? Yes, you definitely should have been more sensitive about it. Break up with her. She wasn't being sensitive with me. She was, like, yelling. Oh, well, that doesn't hurt.
That doesn't sound very cool. She sounds passionate about hating me. Yeah, it sounds like somebody you might want to consider spending the rest of your life with. Sounds like she's got a great temper. I honestly felt like it was just because she didn't get her way. Yeah, but she eats too much Doritos. Eddie, that's neither here nor there. Uh-oh. Yeah, dude, listen, you got to have a rule, and the rule is that when you're in her car, It's whatever she wants to listen to. And when you're in your car, it's what you want to listen to. But you're not going to turn her over to the Mikey show if you guys argue about it. You've got to have her give it a shot. Tomorrow, call with her and we'll talk her into it. Yeah. Seriously, we'll be nice, man. We'll talk her into it. I don't think she'd ever get on the radio. I don't think she'd ever do it. How did you meet her? Hmm? How did you meet her? Oh, I've known her for a long time. She's a native Indian from South Squall. I grew up near there, and we've just known each other for like five years. I've always listened to it, like going and commuting in the morning, and this is like the first time she's ever had. She's stubborn. She's being stubborn. If she listened to the Mikey show, she would really like it. I like it. I do. Seriously. I think it's a fun show to listen to.
I don't think I'd let a girl come between the Mikey show. Attaboy. That's it, man. That's it. Deal breaker for sure. Thank you, dude. We got anything we can give this guy? Yeah, for sure. Hey, dude, we're going to give you something. We're going to give you something. That's real sweet. We know that you had a tough day with her, so we're going to give you a prize. Hang on the line, okay? Cool. Hang on, brother. We'll help that guy out. Mikey show. Hello. Hey, how you doing, Mikey? Hi. You want hot dog or you guys still have the best show in town? 9-3-3 could go down. It rhymes. Thank you very much. One more thing. I like the color brown. Turn that brown upside down. When's the challenge tomorrow? The challenge is actually on Thursday. I'm glad you asked that. It's not tomorrow. It's on Thursday. Come on, Eddie. That's right, Ashley. What time? It's going to be at 7 o'clock here at the radio station, bro. Eddie and Boston Rob are going to be doing bocce ball and horseshoes. Yes, yes. All right, guys. I'm out, and you guys rock. No, no, no. Hang on a second. I'm going to give you Zeth and Rob's home phone numbers. They just IM'd me and wanted you to have it. I'm going to say, Eddie, the Eddie line is ringing. Hello? I can't hear you. Hello? Yeah, I was just calling. Oh, hello. Oh, hi.
Am I on the air? Who is this? It's Dr. Wayne calling. Oh. Hey, I just heard that you guys are going to be giving out. No, it was a joke. It was a joke. It was a joke, Dr. Wayne. Oh, it was a joke? Yeah. What do you guys really mean? I am addressing it? No, nothing. We're not giving any personal information. What are you guys giving out there? Nothing. Giving out some information? No. Why do you care? Oh, it's not that I care. It's just that I wanted to write those guys an email. Well, you can. And you have. Yeah. Oh, right, right. No, no, no, no. I just know that those are those busy work email addresses. Well, they'll get back to you eventually. They're real bogged up with everybody, you know. And anyway, I was trying to IM them a couple of links. For what? You know, how to make your own beer. What? Where to get video games at a good price. And good places to hang out with chicks. Okay. I don't know that they need your help. They both have girlfriends. Is that there? Is that this here? Hey, buddy. Hey. What are you up to, man? Creepy. I'm at work. What's that? I'm at work. Oh, cool. Did you get my email? No, I didn't. Okay, it's a picture of me standing by my vet. Your vet? Like your veterinarian? No, no, no. It's my Corvette. It's a 1978 cherry red vet. It's not that cool anymore. Yeah, it is. It's pretty cool. It's got 250 horses, baby. Oh.
Anyway, I know you're into cars. You ever want to drive that sucker? I was just saying that, you know. Don't do it, Zeph. Don't do it. You want to go for a drive? I'll let you know. All right. Weird. Just say no. We could do wheelies. Wheelies. Weird. Donuts. Dr. Wayne. Speaking of donuts, just got back from Dunkin' Donuts over there in Boston last week. That's not going to entice him either. He's busy. Is Boston Rob even around? No, he left. Nope, I'm gone. Wait, Rob. Left about half an hour ago. I bet you're going to the gym. Leave a message, though. Hey, by the way, didn't forget today's chest. Oh, you said I didn't remember that. What's weird about remembering that, I work out all the time. Okay, well. Got to keep in shape for the ladies. Yeah. Yeah, for the ladies. Doesn't sound like for the ladies. I know the girls like me to look good, and I like me to look good, too. That's why I wear my Jordache jeans when I go out to Mission Valley Mall. No, no, no. Jordache. No, no, no. Dr. Wayne. Just got my pair of blue blocker sunglasses in the mail yesterday. Oh, that's really not cool. Got to go, guys. Okay. Okay, goodbye. Wow. Dr. Wayne. Strange guy. I don't like that guy. Strange guy.
Let's take one last call. Mikey Show. Last call. Bring us home. Hello. I'm calling in regards to that guy with the girl who doesn't like the Mikey Show. Yes, please. I must admit, I used to not like the Mikey Show, and my boyfriend just kept at me to keep listening to it, and eventually you guys came across something that I could relate to, and now I love you guys. Hey, I got a question. I got a question for you. What's that? If you met a lady or a young woman or a guy that said the same thing that you said, how would you talk them into listening to The Mikey Show? What would you say to them? Well, I would say, well, you obviously haven't listened. I mean, how can you put something down if you've never really taken the chance to... That's what you guys are all about. That's what you got to say. That's what you got to say. Hey, listen, if there's anybody listening right now that knows people that listen to different morning shows, that's what you got to say to them. Exactly. Don't knock it before you try. Thank you very much. I appreciate your phone call. Thanks for calling. I appreciate it. You too. Have a good day, guys. All right. We'll see you.
We all request lunch on the Nooner. I hope you're listening. Sky, get that kitty card out of the... Eddie's stealing. No, Eddie, no, Eddie. Love your mouth.