The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 05/01/08
Thursday, May 1, 2008
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Sean defended buying special gas-pump gloves, while Ashley's morning nausea became a show-long fake pregnancy crisis that she blamed on chicken tacos. Mikey and Eddie challenged Ryan Seacrest's defense of Paula Abdul as enabling, and Tracy's discovery of her boyfriend's old prison term triggered a serious argument about honesty, rehabilitation, and when criminal history must be disclosed. The crew also marveled at David Blaine's 17-minute breath hold, sparred over Rebecca's dislike of Seal, and turned Eddie's advice letters and the 'pinch poke' phrase into running comedy. The most painfully funny clips were a sleeping 911 operator and a Las Vegas reporter repeatedly failing to demonstrate a bump key on live television.
What happened, in order
Sean's gas-pump gloves
Sean bought permanent rubberized gloves at 7-Eleven after a gas station stopped supplying disposable ones, then defended himself against the crew's jokes by arguing that pumps carry germs and gasoline should not touch sk
Ashley's pregnancy scare
After Ashley said she had vomited on two mornings, Mikey and the crew relentlessly treated it as a pregnancy announcement while she blamed chicken tacos and promised to take a test if the nausea continued.
The Paula Abdul defense
Ryan Seacrest dismissed rumors about Paula Abdul after her confused judging, but Mikey and Eddie argued that the show's protective explanation sounded like the enabling Mikey's family once used around his own problems.
Rebecca versus Seal
Mikey was appalled when Rebecca called Seal's 'Kiss from a Rose' nonsensical yet praised Bon Jovi's 'Livin' on a Prayer,' prompting a debate about lyrics, taste, and what counts as a great song.
Since the John Boy
During Lyrical Gangsta, pastry driver Manny hilariously guessed that the Bee Gees had been kicked around 'since the John Boy,' while later callers did much better with Stained, Tiffany, and the Eagles.
Tough Love with Eddie
Eddie answered listeners with insult-heavy advice about a wife's terrible cooking, a husband's sprawling posture, and aspiring guitarist Ned, whom he christened 'Ned Zeppelin' before declaring that his real problem was f
David Blaine's breath record
The crew recapped David Blaine holding his breath for 17 minutes and 4 seconds on Oprah, debated whether viewers watched for superhuman achievement or possible disaster, and urged him not to attempt staying awake for mor
Tracy Googles her boyfriend
Caller Tracy discovered that her boyfriend had served about a year for stealing a car at 17, leading the crew and callers to argue over when a reformed person must disclose a criminal past in a relationship.
Michael Moore on Heston and Wright
Michael Moore told Larry King that he respected Charlton Heston despite their difficult interview and argued that Reverend Jeremiah Wright's anger should be understood in the context of Black experience, which the hosts
Pinch poke, you owe me a Coke
Mikey insisted that 'pinch poke, you owe me a Coke' was a real response to two people speaking at once, and callers eventually confirmed the phrase after the rest of the crew suspected he had invented it.
The sleeping 911 operator
The show played rough audio of a 911 operator apparently snoring during an emergency call and reported that she was fired after the lapse delayed her response to the caller.
The bump-key disaster
A Las Vegas reporter spent nearly three excruciating live minutes failing to open a homeowner's door with a bump key, even after tossing to a prerecorded package and returning for another unsuccessful try.
People mentioned
MikeySeanAshleyEddieSkyeRebeccaRyan SeacrestPaula AbdulSimon CowellSealJon Bon JoviMannyDavid BlaineOprah Winfrey
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It is 6-0-7. Brooke White was voted off American Idol last night, and Seacrest briefly addressed Paula's goofy behavior. Padres finally get into the win column as Adrian Gonzalez and Kevin Kuzmanov both go deep in the Padres' 4-2 win over Philadelphia. It's already Thursday. I was thinking that same thing this morning. Did it seem like it went by fast? Yeah. Seems like it was a fast week. Welcome to the program. It's the Mikey Show, and you can call us at 570-1053. I wonder if it's going to be hot, if it's going to be, you know, yesterday was clearly like December 14th. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How bizarre is that? Like, it was so hot over the weekend, and then we come back with that? Yeah, no, we're going to keep this cooling trend through the weekend. Seriously? Yeah. I mean, it may be like a tad bit warmer than it was yesterday, but still, you know, like cool. We're talking like, you know, high 60s, very low 70s. I wonder when it's supposed to start turning into summer again. Let's see. 570-1053 is our phone number, and you can text us at 35253. Love to hear from you. And it's anything you want. At the beginning and end of every show, we do a...
Open phone segment meaning that you can call about anything. You can ask questions. You can say what's up. You can make comments. You can do whatever you want. I'm looking at the TV and they say that there was a high speed pursuit that has ended now in Chula Vista. As well as the capture of that one female suspect. The female suspect. Wow. Wow. Wow. Actually, those other agencies were at the scene. National Guard, though, is on standby. Lots of resources there. We'll keep you updated on that one. Let me give you a little introduction to the Mikey Show and who you got on the show. There's seven people, which I know, that's a lot. That's a lot for a TV show. So for a radio show, it's really a lot. There's seven people on the Mikey show. But if you're new listening to the show, you're probably going to hear some voices more than others. For instance, you rarely hear Sean. Sean prefers to speak through his sound effects and will communicate with his sound effects. Isn't that right, Sean? Wow. There you go. There he is.
He is our sound effects guy, and he will use those sound effects to let us know how he's feeling. My favorite is when he will not talk at all, no matter what. Yeah. And just uses the sound effects. Yeah. He'll just use the sound effects to let you know how he's feeling. How are you feeling today, Sean? Yeah. What? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So there he is. That's Sean. communicating, strangely enough, through David Hasselhoff. But then again, the poor amongst us can't say that. Thank you. Five German foreign exchange students just stood up and started applauding. Fantastic. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 37 years old. And I am wearing a long sleeve shirt. Why not? I mean, it's December 14th outside. It's obviously freezing. Yeah, that's what it feels like out there. So I said, well, I'll just go with the flow then. I'll do what I'm supposed to do. I'll put on my parka. You guys notice that Rob will dress warm no matter what the weather is. He will dress for a blizzard. Yeah, just in case. You never know. You never know.
Eddie is our sports guy. He is also our producer. And he has been producing since before he was a producer, which is an interesting fact about Eddie. Before he was ever hired, he was giving me ideas. And I remember one day I said, you know, we should really think about getting you hired at the radio station. Yeah, I was 17. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Wow. Technically, Eddie has been producing for a long time. Super producer Eddie. That's right. He's 35 years of age. He is married to a wonderful woman named Deborah. That is true. And is currently house hunting. Is there any luck on that house hunt front? We're still in the process of that short sale thing that we're going through. Rob is selling a home, I guess is what you're saying. Yeah, it's a mushroom top.
I see. That's really cute. Where are my men? It's in Strawberry Shortcake land. Quite the closest street from Papa Smurf. The sellers accepted our bid, but we're waiting for the bank, so I guess it takes a little time. That's cool. Skye is our news girl. She looks exquisite today, okay? All right? She looks fantastic. Thank you. We're in a nice little headband, all right? Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. Eddie, the next time you talk to Skye, I want you to tell her that I'm going to put something on her MySpace that says that she looks fantastic. On her MySpace. I want to be in one of those top friends. Okay. Well, thank you. Skye is 30 years of age. She is married. And her husband's legal name is Bunny Boo. Just got a change the other day. That is unfortunate. Really awesome. Yep.
Yeah, very good. Well said. And when he goes to the doctor and he's sitting in the waiting room, a nurse opens the door with a clipboard and says, Bunny Boo? Bunny Boo? That's got to be embarrassing. It has to be, but that's just the way it goes. And yeah, Sky's got on a headband today. It looks good. Thank you. Sean is our sound effects man. He does not live here in San Diego. He lives in the Bay Area, although we will see him. on May the 10th for the sticker strike. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. There Sean will be. And Sean, will you wear latex gloves? Yes. I don't think I got to this story about Sean. What? Sean had written me to let me know that he had a pretty bad day the other day because he went to the gas station and they did not have disposable
Latex gloves like they usually do. Dude. For what? They have those there? What? I've never seen that. I don't even know. I would love it. I would love it. You would use gloves? Mm-hmm. To wear gas? Oh, yeah. Yeah, because my hand smells, stinks like gas after. Don't you have driving gloves? Yeah, don't you have driving gloves like Miss Daisy? I think Rob was talking to you, Mike. I think Rob was actually saying, do you have them like driving a Stacey? I have them for the freezing cold weather that we live in. Wow. That explains it. You know, it gets so frigid here. Mittens. I have these mittens that I use to drive. So there's a gas station. There's a gas station that offers disposable gloves? Yeah, you know, like... Like when you go to, for example, Subway or Quiznos or whatever, they have those like clear plastic disposable gloves. Okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Real cheap kind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're very inexpensive. They have those at every pump. So you can just take a couple, put them on, pop, pop, pop, pop. And so I went there the other day and no more. No more. That's terrible. People don't use them.
Well, it's just probably because the gas companies can't make enough money to afford them. It could be that. What'd you do? Got back in my car. He jumped in his car. I jumped in my car. I drove to 7-Eleven and I bought a pair of permanent gloves that I'm going to keep in my car now. So now I can go anywhere to get gas. You mean sort of like garden gloves kind of thing? Yeah, they're kind of like garden gloves. They've got like, it's like material on one side. And then on the palm side, it's this like rubbery material. So that nothing can penetrate. You know what? My best friend Eddie's face looks like that's normal. Right, Eddie? That seems totally normal to you. I'm just, I don't know. When I looked over at Eddie, I got the vibe of, yeah, that sounds normal. Is it so strange that I don't want to touch the pump? Yeah. Well, that's not strange for Sean. I don't think it's strange at all. We all do it. I know, and then they spread disease and bacteria. Eddie, it seemed like you really wanted to think about that before answering it. Any disease you would have, the gas would kill. That's an interesting fact. Yeah, okay, but then you've got gas on your hands. What's going to happen? You're going to catch on fire? There are things in gas that you don't want getting into your system. Wash your hands, bro.
Why do you want it to get on your hands in the first place? Because nothing happens. I agree. I've never had gas HIV before. 100%? Never. I caught it yesterday. You did? Yeah. Gas AIDS is like a problem. You don't know what long-term exposure to that is going to do it. It's true. It's true. You don't know? You don't. You're right, Sean. Let's ask Old St. Toot. Old St. Toot, is gas... That's ridiculous. Is gas on your hands? Come on, gassy claws. Gassy claws will tell us. Can you tell us? Gassy... Oh, wait. I just remembered. She said she doesn't want us to start with the gassy claws and Old Saint. Oh, she doesn't like you. Until you said that, I didn't remember either. And then I remembered when I... I will not respond to that. Don't ever. I won't. She says she's not the gassy claws. There's lead in gas, Mike. Pencils, too, but I use those occasionally. You're okay with that. Yeah, but you don't draw on your hand with a pencil, right, Sean? Good point. Thank you. These people are crazy. Good point. You're crazy. You're crazy, bro. You're broke. I think I'm going to be okay. I would let him. I think I'm going to be okay. Hey, listen. If Sean was putting a little bit of salt in his gas and drinking it down, then I'd be worried about it. No, he only does that with his milk. That is correct. For the benefit of those that are just tuning in for the first time, never heard the show before, that doesn't apply. Sean likes salt in his milk.
Rob siphons gas through his mouth almost daily. He's fine. He's doing okay. Don't hurt him, bro. Well, his goatee did fall off. Other than that, though. We'll see what the long-term effects are, won't we? Gas has been around forever. There's never been any gas-related deaths. There's a lot of cancer out there, bro. Ashley is our assistant producer. She is 20. Oh, no. Right now, I'm dying. What's the matter? I feel so ill. What do you mean? Go away. No, I don't think it's contagious. I don't think it's contagious. Isn't that what a good friend says when they say they're feeling really bad? Go away. Hey, it's what your heart was thinking something different than your mouth said. My heart was thinking, oh, I feel so bad for you. I hope you feel better immediately. For some reason, my mouth said, go away.
What is going on? What are you sick? I woke up this morning and I puked. Nuh-uh. What are you doing? I swear. What are you coming here with your disease? But I feel like it's... Do you have gas aids? I want you to be honest right now if you have it. I don't know. You could. You could. I totally could. I did fill up my tank yesterday, ironically. What other symptoms do you have? Period? What's going on? Oh, I thought it too, but I didn't... I wasn't going to say it. I thought it. I just finished menstruating, all right? Okay, we didn't. Don't say that word. Like how long ago? How long ago? How long ago? Like a freaking age. Like a couple days ago? Yeah, like two weeks ago, you guys. Like a couple days ago. Okay, okay, then we're safe. Last month. What are you doing, Skye? Well, Mike is mouthing stuff. I'm not mouthing anything. I was quietly saying. Okay, so what other symptoms do we got? Ash, go ahead. What other symptoms? Do we have chills? Eddie's a doctor. We'll ask Eddie. Eddie, what do you think? You're a doctor. Eddie's wearing a lab coat and has a stethoscope around his neck. I feel sick. What do you got going on? Just nausea. That's it. Just nausea?
The only thing I can think of is, you know, what? What do you got going on? Tell us what your symptoms are. She's sick in the morning, Mike. Well, yesterday morning, too. Here's my symptoms. But I felt better right away. quick little talk. Let's have a quick little talk. My belly's got a little bump and I can't stop vomiting in the morning. Was your period normal or was it very light? I'm producing milk. It was very light. But it's normally very light because I'm on birth control. No, no, no. I forgot to mention also tenderness in the breast. Like a while? And you haven't forgotten to take? There hasn't been any mess ups with taking the milk? One day. Did you forget one day? Well, yeah, sometimes, but I'll take two. Every once in a while, take two. Sometimes I'll forget for a week, but when I remember, I take seven. Seth, go get an EPC. Go get an EPC, Seth. No, no, no, no, no. Live on the air. I think you should.
Come on, we need the ratings. You're a jerk. But we don't. We don't. First of all. That's the fall for it. Yeah, we are terrible in the ratings. We have no listeners. We need it. We've got to do this. It's like sweeps. Yes, it's sweeps. We need a pregnancy or something. Yes. Then get married. How are your breasts? Are your breasts tense? Stop it. Stop it. I noticed they are. You guys, this is bad. No, it is. That's not what you think. No, I can't be. There's no way. She's got the flu. But why are her breasts huge and tender? I don't know. Maybe because she's wearing a bra two sizes too small? Well, she always does that. Okay. I'll be over here. Have you been hitting your breasts with a meat mallet? What? I don't even know what that means. I don't either. Okay, I see what you're saying. I'm very nervous. Well, I ate freaking chicken tacos yesterday from El Coyo Loco. Yeah, you did it, Sky. It was your fault. You're the one that shamed me into it. Seriously, I did because I wanted to see if I'm allergic to chicken Mexican food. So I went to the best place to get chicken so I could trust it. Oh, no, that is not the best. That's a movie. That was in the title.
It's gory. And I think that that's what's causing it. But I don't know why I threw up yesterday, but this morning I think it's from the chicken. I don't mean to point anything out, but Ashley's in there eating a piece of pizza, dipping it into banana yogurt. Oh, my gosh. No. No. Oh, wow. Well, hi, hi. Walking around with bovine ankles. I'm like, what's going on with her? She's not well right now. No. You better not be here. You're grounded. I'm not kidding. I don't think I am. I think that it's the chicken tacos, and I'm not kidding. I think it couldn't hurt to take the test. I don't want to. Well, I think you should. I don't want to. The earlier you do, the better. You take a test. That's not going to help you. That's not going to help you at all. And then you tell me if I am. Well, that's not going to work. We're good. It doesn't work that way. I'm bad at tests. I don't want to say that. So, can I go home? Well, tell me what else you're feeling besides just the... That's it. That's it. Yeah. No. But it's actually starting to feel better now. You know, the laughing sort of cures it. Test medicine. Boston Rob is 25. He is our... No. I can't handle it. Oh, I'm... Boston Rob is our... Oh, my God. Stop. Don't. Stop. No, no, no.
You are not allowed to say things like that. You are not. This is not happening. It isn't. I've abandoned my time. No, you didn't. Stop. We're not going there. Please. I'm just totally, totally, totally, totally, totally laying egg. I thought I was done. Hello? Hey, guys. It's Dr. Wayne coming in. What are you calling in for? Well, I don't mean to make matters worse, but she's probably not going to admit this, but she knows that we had intimate intercourse the other day. And the reason for that is because I, you know, I am a player. So all I want to say to everybody listening is don't hate the player, hate the game. And, you know. Hey, babe, you better get that test done, all right? Don't worry. If it turns up the right way, then I'll take care of business and all that stuff. And I love you because you're a woman. Who says that? Nobody says that. That's strange. Boston Rob is our phone screener. He's also a singer, songwriter. He really is a man of many talents, and he does not have a goatee.
He does not. Are you working on it? Why? You're not growing it back, right? Yeah. No, come on. He needs to. You are not. He needs to. But Rob, I thought you liked it. I thought you were good. No, I don't like it. I thought, why? When did you ever get the idea that I like this look? I thought you said that you did. When? Right after you did it. I don't know why he's yelling at you, Mike. I'm sorry. He's screaming at the top of his lungs. Making ridiculous comments. I'm sorry. Sorry, too. We have a woman in sensitive condition here. Yes. Baby, I'm bored, okay? I can't handle this. Little ears, Rob. Little ears. She's a baby. So, Rob, will you grow... Eddie, what was that? That's from Baby Mama. Eddie! That's ridiculous. That is ridiculous. Oh my gosh. What did you think of the name Silo? Just stop. This show is crazy. This show is crazy. It's the weirdest. It's the most bizarre. We're on the air. This is how we discuss this stuff. We're on the air. People hear us.
We put the fine back in dysfunction. Rob's like, I have an announcement to make. My fiance's pregnant. Rob has said that he's not feeling all that great either because he went home from the gym yesterday. Not feeling good, right, Rob? Yeah. I don't know what's wrong with that. Maybe they both have the same thing. What's going on? We're both pregnant. Were you throwing up and are your breasts tender? Yes, both. Okay. What do you feel like? What are your... I don't know. I got something on, like, my sides, like my obliques. Like, I can't tell if it's, like, inside in my organs or if I strained a muscle real bad, but something's going on. Something hurts. Yeah. Okay, so you're not sick. You got something hurting. Yeah, yeah. Where? It's obliques. Well, dude, I can show you, but I'm so hot that you'll probably pass out if I showed you. From hot exposure. Roosevelt, Zethian Oates III, Esquire Jr. He is 23 years of age. He sits in a school desk behind me to the right in the corner. He has a microphone and rarely uses it.
True. It's very dark over here. That's right. That's true. There's no light. There's no light over there. There's no light over there. That is accurate. When you look over there, you kind of squint. You see these little white cylinders staring back at you. Yesterday, Zeth picked up Grand Theft Auto 4. Oh, hello. Yes, I did. How was it? I played for about a half an hour and then I fell asleep on accident. I see. A plane? There we go. How is that even possible? I forgot to mention, Zeth is narcoleptic. I should probably look into it. It wouldn't surprise me. He is the sleepiest person I know. I try to fix it. I don't know what's going on. I think it's called mono. This guy, he's had mono for two years. It goes untreated, Mike. Give the guy a Coca-Cola or something, will you? Eat a donut already. Pep up.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, wow. Our text number is 35253. And let's see. Yeah, go get a donut from Ashley. She's been in there dipping it in marinara sauce for the last 25 minutes. A side of pickles. Yeah, with some pickles and... Hey, can somebody get me an In-N-N-O burger over here? And a tube of toothpaste and some peanut butter. Ew, toothpaste. I just want the flavor. I don't know why. I just want that minty flavor. We're weird. Yeah. 570. Good morning. 105.3. Let's see what these calls are all about. Oh, I wonder, Mike. 570. I wonder what they're thinking. 105.3. Give us a call at the beginning and end of every show. It's an open phone segment. Call in about anything you'd like. We would love to hear from you. Mikey, uh-oh. Oh, no. Oh, no. P1 Paparazzi is on the line. Not today, dude. I mean... You just got the news. You know, we're a little stressed out. I got a lot on my plate right now. We're a little stressed out right now. Okay? Paparazzi? Paparazzi, what are you calling about? Hey, Sean. Have you ever considered the fact that most rubbers and plastics melt with gasoline? So if you're wearing rubber gloves and gasoline spills on those gloves, it may melt and cause a burn? No, I didn't think of that. Thanks.
No. Oh, no. Wow, paparazzi. You just broke his spirit. You just broke his spirit. Look at that. They're showing on live television them putting a girl into the back of a cop car from this high-speed chase. I mean, they were right on the scene right when it happened. This morning when police fell into pursuit, they spotted a stolen vehicle on the 905 at the 805. They had a short pursuit. You're looking at the suspect. that was just taken into custody. This was a very short pursuit on South 805. They eventually exited at Main Street and headed west. And the car crashed on Rios Avenue. Live pictures for you now from News Chopper 739. As you see, it's sort of back-ended up at the base of the embankment. I don't know what kind of car it is, but it looks kind of like a nice car. It kind of looks like those brand-new Thunderbirds. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it does. I showed you live just seconds ago. You don't hear about chicks stealing cars too often. It's kind of weird. 570-1053 is the number. Beginning and end of every show. Give us a call. And you can call about anything you want. P1 Sanjaya is on the line. Says she felt an earthquake last night. Yeah, what's up, man? What's up, dude? Where do you live? I live right here in Escondido. Right by the Honey Baking store.
Okay. Sky, did you feel any earthquake last night? No, but I did read this morning that there was, I believe it was a 4.2 in Palm Springs. Yeah. I don't know if that's what you felt, but that one. Yeah, it was that one. It was like right before 9 o'clock. Well, Sanjaya has dog-like sensitivity, so he can pick up on these slight tremblings from almost anywhere. He felt the one in southern Indiana. It was really amazing. That's impressive. No, for real. We have our house up against the wall and my girlfriend was sitting there and she felt it and I heard the walls like cracking. No way. I'm not joking. That's crazy. I thought it was probably like the neighbors pushing up against the wall like doing something. That was about it. It was only like a second. There you go. That's P1 Sanjaya. Thank you, Sanjaya. P1 T-Rex is calling us and he's not in San Diego right now. No, I'm in Oklahoma right now. What the heck? What are you doing? I missed you guys. I'm actually just visiting family right now, and I haven't been able to listen to you guys in four days. Oh, wow. I just really miss you guys, and I just wanted to call in and say hi. Are you listening on the internet? No. Oh. Ashley, would you like to let him know what's going on? Shut up. What? I'm just... Yeah, with some big news this morning. Breaking news. Yeah, we missed... Breaking news. You know, just in case you missed. Don't listen to them, T-Rex. You're just tuning in. I'm just nauseous.
I just don't feel good. I just don't feel good today. She's just, she's nauseous, you know. She's thrown up the last couple of mornings. Yep, bun in the oven. No. That is not, no, that's not the deal. That's not right. It's a baby. Thank you, T-Rex, for the call. We appreciate you calling in. Love you guys. Love you. Love you. You guys. So, wow. Wow. Wow. What a show. We've already started out. Kind of, I guess you could say, eight people on the Mikey show. So, I don't know. What do you want from me? Stop it. Stop it. Our text number is 35253. I've been playing my time. Now, stop that. Stop that, Daniel Plainview. You can call us at 570-1053. We're going to be doing something on the show today that maybe you know about, maybe you don't. It's called Tough Love with Eddie. Oh, I don't know.
I don't know about this today, guys. Eddie, I think it's a good day to heal the community. Sure. That's what it's about. We've been through a lot already. It's about healing the community. Okay. We're going to be bringing up a topic that maybe has had some significance in your life. What is the most expensive thing that you've ever ruined? Oh, wow. And we're going to be doing something called Lyrical Gangsta today. Want to get your text, though? 35253 is our text number. And you can call us at 570-1053. We got some great audio on the show today, too. They did address the Paula Abdul confusion on American Idol last night. Eddie is rolling his eyes and shaking his head. I actually watched David Blaine trying to break the record yesterday for the longest, holding his breath. Yeah. We got some really good stuff for you today. Don't go away. We'll be back. It's Dane Cook and the Stand-Up Spotlight. My buddies came into town. You know, your friends came into town right away. Chicks, dude. Pick up the phone. What's up? Dude, chicks. Let's go get some chicks, dude. Chicks. Let's get some chicks, dude. You know, like we can just go to Walgreens. Where do you keep the chicks? Where are they? We're five guys. Let's go pick up some chicks. I always want to go to the dance club. That's where my buddies want to go. Dude, the dance club. That's where the chicks are. You know, that's why we go there.
We don't go there to dance. Women go there to dance. They get all ready in the mirror with their friends. They're like, I just, I need to go. I just need to dance. I know guys, I just need to, I've had a rough week and I just need to just dance it out. I want to stand in a circle around our pocketbook and shoes and just kind of dance. You will never ever hear a guy say to one of his buddies, Mike, Mike, Mike, listen, buddy, tonight, bro, I got to dance, dude. Tonight, bro, I got to dance. How many nights, Hey, check this out. Did you know that a just-completed survey of AIS clients shows an average savings of $850 per year? Now, of course, prices vary depending on your needs, so it really pays to shop around, which is what AIS does for you. In fact, 92% of AIS clients renew year after year, which goes to show just how much money they're saving.
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We have a few brake lights now developing on the westbound 8. There was an injury crash here on the, it looks like, where'd it go? Well, there it is. It's on the northbound College Avenue on-ramp to westbound 8. Emergency crews are on the scene, and now that's starting to affect the main line here from Lake Murray out towards the College Avenue area coming out of the east county on the westbound 8. So be careful there. We've got a good-looking ride, though, on the westbound 94. That's a great-looking ride in the downtown. 5805 northbound looking pretty good out of the south bay. The 805 is starting to bunch up just a little bit. Is this Rebecca? Yes, it is. May. We just got married, so we bought our new mattress. We got a really good deal on it. They threw in free sheets and pillows because we said we heard about it through you. And they also gave us the free mattress protector, so it was really cool. And I referred my mom to go there because she is buying a bed for my grandmother just this last week. And she went to the Kurdi Mesa store, and they actually beat the price on a Costco mattress.
Sleep Can was selling it for, I think, around $1,000, and then the Costco price was like $500-something, so they beat that, which is awesome. They just won Best Mattress Store, and there's a reason for it. They're really good. The prices are great, and if you're getting one of these good name-brand mattresses, or no matter what you're looking for, they're great. How is that mattress in terms of being comfortable? Awesome. I can't get out of bed in the morning. It's really comfortable. That is good stuff. Thank you. You got it. Sleep Train is your ticket to a better night's sleep. Back to the Mikey Show featuring Mikey. I put things off. I do like to put things off until the last minute. Eddie. I keep a log of my insults. That must be a pretty long log. Oh my sky. I was growing weed when I was five. As you can imagine, the texts are interesting. Text number is 35253.
Our phone number 5701053. It is 643. Things just keep getting uglier in the San Diego mayoral race. In Mayor Sanders' new ad, he calls Steve Francis a world-class hypocrite. College football rejects a plan for a playoff system sticks with their current BCS format. If you want to read our blogs, all you have to do is go to MikeyShow.com and keyword blogs, and there you are. You can read all of our stuff. Ashley has recipes. Apparently, she's good at putting buns in the oven is what we're finding out. I see what you're doing there. Well, here's what the texts say. Hey, just wanted to say congratulations on the new little baby oyster in the oven. That's signed P1 Jeremy. This one says, hey, Mikey, I guess Ashley should quit smoking now. That is P1 Grant. This one says, so Mikey, are we starting a pool on Ash's pregnancy? P1 Dalai Lama. Yes. Can we not? Mikey, tell Sean that he wants to use something called nitro disposable gloves. They're the only gloves that are gas resistant. I know, I know. Oh, wow. Wow. Eddie looks like he's deep in thought over there. I'm trying to figure it out. I'm like, like January, I'm thinking. What astrological sign that is. No. We'll have to figure that out.
Stop figuring out. P1 Midwife is calling in right now. P1 Midwife, are you there? Yes, I'm here. How are you? I am fantastic. That's good to talk to you. Yes, I wanted to tell you guys about this fabulous event that's happening on Saturday in downtown San Diego. The Child Birth Specialists and Home Birth Specialists are having their grand opening on 4th and Olive. It's called Tranquil Beginnings. Uh-huh. And it's from 5 to 9. We're going to have a live jazz band. Got any EPTs out there? The EPT test? Do you have any of that? Freebies? Any of the freebies out there? Are you going to be handing out of those samples of those? Or how does that work? No, there won't be any samples of pregnancy tests. Yeah, yeah. All right. Well, sounds good. P1 midwife. And it's Ashley with two E's. So just in case you're going to be writing her an email. Thank you very much for the call. Can I give you my number?
What number is this? This is the number to contact me for more information? Sure. Okay, that's 619-318-8027. There you go. Congratulations. Yeah, well, you guys have a great day. No, I was talking to Ashley. What? All right, thank you for the call. Why? Oh, there it is. Congratulations. Oh, my goodness. So Mayor Sanders and Steve Francis, they're getting into it. Steve Francis wants to be the mayor. Mayor Sanders wants to stay the mayor. And so they have had a little war of words. We talked the other week about how Mayor Sanders used the F word to Steve Francis, refused to shake his hand. I mean, this is ugly, man. And Steve Francis told the universe and then. Yes. Then Mayor Sanders got mad that he told the universe. Called him a tattletale. Brutal. And so Mayor Sanders has a new commercial, Cut 59.
million dollars to buy the mayor's office but he can't cover up the truth the last time he ran he said he was the only one who could be trusted not to raise taxes oh but this time he's proposed over 175 million dollars in new taxes francis claims lobbyists and campaign contributors control city hall but he built his company using lobbyists to influence legislators he's among san diego's biggest employers of lobbyists and he's contributed hundreds of thousands of to politicians. Francis pledged to run a positive campaign. But now he's launched a deceptive stealth campaign attacking Mayor Sanders. He did exactly the same thing three years ago. And newspapers called the strategy grossly misleading. The two faces of Steve Francis. Go to thetruthaboutsteve.org for the truth about his dishonest $4 million campaign to buy the mayor's office. Wow. Made for by re-elect Mayor Sanders. Wow. Steve Francis promised the city of San Diego that he would cure cancer and all venereal disease. But in his new campaign, he promises to give everyone VD. Steve Francis is a bleepin' tattletail. Go to stevefrancisesajerk.org. That's right. Steve Francis tried to steal the colonel's secret recipe.
That's weird. It just sounds weird. So, of course, Steve Francis says that... Let's just hear Steve for himself. Cut 60. I don't think Mayor Sanders has done much. Not effective at all. It's just the same old politics. This mayor's kind of joined at the hip. With big business. Developers seem to be getting a lot of special treatment from City Hall. We have a huge pension debt, and it's just getting worse with Mayor Sanders. He's raised fees. He's raised spending. The potholes. This city is technically bankrupt. Seems like Jerry Sanders is asleep at the switch. We need fresh ideas. Steve Francis will be a good mayor for San Diego. He'll be a mayor that developers can't buy. That's his commercial. So it looks like it's probably going to get a lot steamier. Yeah, well, it's heating up because if you vote by male absentee, you can start submitting those on Monday. Well, I mean, some of you ladies, you'll vote by female absentee. But, yeah, I mean, I guess technically some of us vote by male absentee. I would. I would do the male absentee. Sky, if you did, it'd be the female absentee, is what I'm saying. You know what I mean? I mean, for goodness sake, I mean, we don't all. But the actual election is June the 3rd.
Women can vote now is what I'm trying to say. There was a law that was passed. Is that fresh off the wire? That's right. Eddie, talk to me about Ryan Seacrest's comments last night to try to, you know, kind of smooth things over with the Paula Abdul weird behavior thing. It's so ridiculous, you know? Do they think we're stupid? Yes, they do. They do. The answer is yes. So he gets on, you know, this little high and mighty trip about how, you know, listen, we threw a curveball at the judges yesterday. And it was our fault that this happened. And Paula is part of our family. I think we have it. Oh, you have the whole thing? I think we have the clip of him saying it. Cut to. Last night, the judges were thrown a curveball on the air, which is just part of the live show. But it sparked a lot of gossip about Paula. And I read some of this online this morning, and just for the record, the rumors, they're not true. She's part of our family, and we love her. And I think Simon still wants to hook up with her. Now, let's move on to the results. Now, is this different, what he said, is this different from my family when I was clearly...
having some issues saying nothing's wrong with Mikey and he's totally fine. And if you think, you know, I know you guys may have seen him or heard him or, you know, whatever. I just want to let you guys know it's not true. And he's totally cool. Now, if I was hearing that, would that be enabling me? Would that be like making me go, okay, everything's cool. Definitely. I can keep doing this. Everyone's keeping my secret. Everyone's keeping my secret and everybody's like helping me out with this. And so I'm good to go. Right. Yeah. So is that a concern with, you know, if they say that, if that's the position? Absolutely. Yeah. Is it, is that the appropriate thing to do or would it be more loving? To take her aside and say, hey, we want to do something about this if there is an issue, and let's do something about it. And then say on the air, we love her, we care about her, and you're going to see her back here, blah, blah, you know, when she's good to go. But, yeah, that's a strange way to go about it because Eddie's right. I don't think anybody's, I don't know that anybody's buying it. It was such a curveball. Why didn't it throw off?
Everybody else. Well, she was asked to cure cancer in this episode. It was so crazy. That curve bar. Yeah, yeah. It was nuts. It was like a very Zito curveball. She was given... Well, then it would have been fine. Algebra question. It would have been fine. Very hittable. Yeah, I mean, really. I could hit it. Like a child. Yes. T-ball. So who got kicked off last night? Brooke White. Oh, wasn't she the blonde that was real sweet? Yes. Oh, man. Fake sweet. Oh, wow. Ashley does not like. She's so genuine. Ashley does not like Brooke White. You know, America thought she was very sweet and very genuine and very sweet girl. Let me tell you something. Oh, when she broke down, what? Well, yeah, she hysterically cried. She was a mess. Like, maybe one of the worst cries after she gets eliminated. I mean, my boyfriend are, like, cheery. Oh, boy. Yeah, because he started to just fall, and we felt really bad. So awful. We felt bad. But I'm so out on that Jason Castro. No! How dare you! He is such a little punk. Why? Well, he's awful, and had an awful night. It should have been in the bottom two, but he gets saved.
And he just goes back and sits on the couch and is like kicking back. That's his demeanor. Huge smile on his face. And I'm like, you're a punk. No, he's high. He's just high on life. Listen, he's really high on life. And he's a happy, laid back, go lucky guy. You know what? You can totally tell. He doesn't practice. He doesn't rehearse. He doesn't care. You don't know that. He shouldn't even be there. He even admitted it. Really? He did admit it. Oh. I'd like to be more go lucky. I'll be honest with you. Okay, so Eddie, do you think in Brooke White is eliminated or Brooke White's final performance, we're going to hear the reaction from her? Or neither? It might be neither. I don't think you'll hear it in Brooke White is eliminated, but when she tries to sing, it's pretty rough. I love Neil Diamond. I want to watch just for the Neil Diamond material. Dude, they destroy it. Again, it's an artist. Who sounds good singing Neil Diamond? Neil Diamond. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like, nobody sounds good trying to do Neil Diamond. Yeah. Like, just go to any karaoke bar. Yeah, it's true. You know? Sky, do you like Neil Diamond? I mean, I don't hate Neil Diamond, but I don't, you know. My wife said something a little offensive that had to do with a musical artist last night. Not Neil Diamond, dude. Trust me, that's, like, her favorite. I want to get your guys' take on this when we come back.
See what you think of these comments that she made. Uh-oh. That's right. Oh, dude. I just... I thought I knew who you were. This is a Boston Rob choice. Oh, it's Jason Mraz. This is Jason Mraz. Yeah, I was playing it in the office for Eddie yesterday and he kept yelling at me. Pranking it. I'm like, I don't. What is this? So good is what it is. Sounds like a Cheerios commercial or something. He's from San Diego. Is he? Uh-huh. It's a big hit right now. What part is San Diego? I don't know. Before I decide if I like it. I need to know. Where is he from? I don't know the specifics part. That's right. I don't know his home. Tell us if you like it. We'll tell you where he's from. That's right. I'll tell you the following places he can be from that I'll like him. Okay. La Mesa. He can be from Carlsbad. He can be from... Crown Point? He can be from Crown Point for sure. Here's where he cannot be from.
If he's from Lemon Grove, I'm sorry, I don't trust him. Wow. I'm telling you right now that, first of all, I'm just a little bit concerned that he may know Boston Rob if he's from Lemon Grove. That's all I'm trying to say. This is The Mikey Show. Get downloads and podcasts at rock1053.com. They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I prefer the weapon. You only need to fire once. That's how Dad did it. That's how America does it. And it's worked out pretty well so far. To peace. Three legends. All right, let's see what this thing can do. Has a big game. The record is 85,000 feet. Records are made to be broken. Robert Downey Jr. There's been speculation that I'm braiding around as a superhero. I'm just not the hero type, clearly. Iron Man. Man, that's kind of catchy. He's got a nice ring on it. may be inappropriate for children under 13. Special advanced screenings start this Thursday at 8 p.m. Opens everywhere Friday. It's just you and me and nature. Yeah. Ah, it is lovely. Oh, who are you? Oh, well, I'm reminding outdoor lovers of REI's biggest sale of the year, May 2nd through May 11th. Save up to 30% on camping, cycling, hiking, and paddling gear. And REI members save 20% on one full-price item. Exclusions apply. Sounds great. Why don't you stick around?
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We would love to hear from you. It is 7.02. The group Mothers Against Drunk Driving is upset over the rating of Grand Theft Auto 4. Does Mavics surprisingly fire their head coach, Avery Johnson? I think that we should do something like this personally. I think we should do something like this. The search for the truth behind the words. The logic behind the lyrics. It's time to play Lyrical Gangster. Ladies and gentlemen. It's a fine vocalizing style of snow. What about Rebecca? What music does she not like? That's right. I want to know. It's going to upset you. It's going to shock us. You know, I think it... Well, first of all, last night we had dinner at the California Mining Company. Oh, wait. You don't like that place, though. No, Eddie, I don't. But Rebecca loves it. It's her face.
Oh, she loves it. Compromise. She loves it. Gets the same thing every single time. She gets that club sandwich. The club sandwich. Change something that works for you. That's right. And so we went there. And it's a nice place. It's just that I don't care for the food. I just have never really dug it. And she loves it. And she's gone there forever. So we go in there and they play music while you're in there. Let me tell you what song they're playing. Let me play the song that they're actually playing. And as soon as it comes on, she rolls her eyes. She does it, Mike! And I looked at her and I go, why are you rolling your eyes? She goes, oh, I hate this song. And I go, you... What? That's crazy! I said, well, I feel like I don't know you. I said, what do you mean you don't like this song? She goes, it's the stupidest song. She goes, what does that even mean? I got a kiss from a rose? What is that even, like, how does a rose kiss? And she stopped herself and rolled her eyes again. That is shocking. She goes, plus, she goes, like, name one other hit from Seal. And I go, are you kidding me? How about the greatest one ever? And she goes, oh, that. She goes, well, I don't like that one either. Oh, man. She goes, the words to that one are dumb, too. I'm like.
I go, I couldn't feel farther separated from you. I guess you've got to be a cutter like Fiona Apple to make good music. It's all about the lyrics anyway. Oh, she is. Is that her thing? Oh, yes, yes, yes. It's all about the lyrics. Yes, yes. That's why she hates Sheryl Crow. She loves, you know, a person's voice, definitely. Definitely a big deal to her. But for her, it's all about the lyrics. Like, those lyrics have to be great. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because she's very moved by music and by lyrics and what somebody's saying. Sure. And so if somebody talking about kissing, like a rose kissing you to her is the most ridiculous. She's like, it might as well be like Smurfland. Might as well be singing about Gargamel. I don't get it because I think that Seal is fantastic. Yeah. I love Seal. I love Seal. What do you want?
Then we walked out of there, and I heard Living on a Prayer. We heard Living on a Prayer, and she goes, that's a great song. And I go, oh, somebody get this straight. This is right. I go, Grammy Award winner, Seal, you know, terrible songwriter. Jon Bon Jovi, great songwriter. She goes, I didn't say great. I go, you just said great. You just said great. I love the song. I love the song. I love it. I love the song. But let me, Seal, okay. It's her logic. To each their own. To each their own. There you go. Let's do a little lyrical gangsta. Oh, yes. Manny is on the line. Look at the lyrics. Manny. Manny. Manny. Manny. Hi, Manny. What's going on, guys? Not too much, dude. How old are you? I'm 31. What do you do for a living? I'm a delivery driver. Oh, yeah? Can you tell us what you deliver or no? Yeah. Drugs, Mike. I deliver pastries. There you go. Ooh, that sounds good. Sounds delicious. What kind of pastries do you have on you right now? I got cheesecakes. I got the Rumi Eau Claire. Oh my gosh, I have such a craving for that. All right, Manny, I'm going to give you three different categories to choose from. You've got 80s pop music, sounds of the 70s, or in the year 2000. In the year 2000.
Why did they just do that? Sky, what are they doing? Manny, which one do you want? You got it. Your question is, in the song Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees, he says, I've been kicked around since when? Since the John Boy. Since the John Boy. That is a great answer. It is maybe the finest answer we've ever received. I don't get it. But no, he's been kicked around since he was born. It's over. Barry Gibb is on the line. I thought that was weird. Do you want Sayab? Yes, sir. Sayab. Sayab, what do you do? I am a student. Your student where? I go to a school, a private architecture school downtown called Woodbury. Oh, sweet. You're going to be an architect. Yes, sir. Very nice. Can you build like a crib? Can you do designs for a crib? Could you do designs for a miniature playhouse? A nursery. A nursery, yes. Shut up. Depends what Ashley likes. I see. Why would you even bring her up? Nobody even mentioned her. Why would you even say that? Why would you jump to such conclusions, sir?
Syab, your categories are in the year 2000, sounds of the 70s, and 80s pop music. In the year 2000. You got it. Your question is, in the song It's Been a While by Stained, he says, it's been a while since I could stand on what? My own two feet again. Look at you. Look at you. I thought the rule was that I have to sing everything. I thought that was actually the rule. We changed that. Eddie, what did P1 Saeed win? Yes, I am. I'm sorry? We got some tickets to that movie Prom Night, run of engagement. There you go. I got a nice movie. Saeed, you are a winner. All right, hang on the line. He fixed the phone on the boat. Uh-oh. He's good. Called in. P1 Tony P, are you there? Yeah, good morning. Good morning, dude. How are you, man? Pretty good.
How old are you? 24. And what do you do? I'm a water man. I work for Palmer Mountain Spring Water. Very nice. I love water. I'm a little bottle. That's right. We should get you guys all together. We'll have like a water pastry party. Be awesome. All right, dude. Your categories are Sounds of the 70s and the year 2000 and 80s pop music. Let's do 80s pop music. Your 80s pop music question is in the song I Think We're Alone Now by Tiffany. She says, you put your arms around me and we tumble to the what? To the ground. It's too bad we can't. Hang on the line, P1 Tony. Infectious. How do I know the words to that song? I don't know. That was embarrassing. P1 New Daddy is on the line. Hey, Mark. Hi, Mark. How are you? It's really nice to talk to you. Congratulations. Congratulations. Here's a cigar. P1 New Daddy, how are you? How old are you? 28. All right. And what do you do for a living? I'm a commercial diver. Oh, really? Sweet. Yes, sir. Very, very nice. You know, I talk about that with the National University Polytechnic College of Science. Yeah. They teach how to do that stuff. Do you like that job? Yeah. Yeah, I'm a med tech, so it's fun. That's very cool, dude. Your categories.
Are 80s pop music, Sounds of the 70s, and in the year 2000 songs from the new millennium? Sounds of the 70s. You want Sounds of the 70s? All right, your question is, in the song Hotel California by the Eagles, after calling up the captain to please bring me my wine, he says, we haven't had that spirit here since when? I don't know when. Gosh, you're the worst. No, dude, it was since. I'm just saying. 1969. 1969. Oh, I forgot the rule. The rule is we don't have to do that. The rule is we don't have to do it. Wake me up in the middle of the night. Yeah. Just to hear this. Hey, hey. Hey, guy. No, no, no. He really likes the song. He's going to take forever.
Oh, thank you. Well, P1 New Daddy, hang on the line. Forgot the rule. P1 Brian, are you there? Yeah, how are you doing, Mike? Good, man. How old are you? I'm 31. And what do you do? I'm a financial representative. Oh. A financial representative? Yes, I do debt and validation loans and give people money. Very cool. Very cool. I'd like some. Yeah, do you just give it away? And do we just make a request? How does it work? Can you fax it over? They come to my office and they got an application and I process it and see what I can do with them for. Give them a check. Awesome. All right. Well, let me give you your categories. I'm going to go ahead and give you your categories now. And your categories are sounds of the 70s, 80s. What's going on? I don't know. I don't know. Huh? I don't know what the story is, Skye. Don't look at me like that with the judgmental eyes. But I'm judging you with my eyes. I encourage Eddie to watch the same video I watched. And to try... Not cool. On the Today Show, they were showing some people that were protesting and they came out with the...
Water. Water hose, and they were... High-pressured water hose. High-pressured water hose, and they, you know... We were spraying them, and they were falling over. Skye, how do you look at it and not hear... That is kind of funny. How do you not hear... So they're spraying him with a hose. Okay, wait, Skye, Skye, hang on. Yeah, set the beat. Question, Skye. Let me play the video again. Wait a minute. But this time, Skye, but this time... Are they all falling down? They're all falling down. I mean, play. P1 Brian. Categories again, Sounds of the 70s, 80s, pop music, and in the year 2000. Which one did you want? You got it. Your question is, in the song We Got the Beat by the Go-Go's, She says, see the people walking down the street fall in line just watching all their what? In all their feet. That was Mike and Eddie for all the listeners. That was nice. And that was accompanied by a dance. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
You're a winner. I would never do something like that. You're a winner, Brian. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life. Hang on the line. I think that's going to end this episode. Are you sure? You're having a good time. You're right. I want to do one more. Are you crazy? Are you out of your mind? Are you nuts? Let's do one more. Love it. Let's do one more. Let's do P1 Leonidas. Are you there? Oh, yeah. Leonidas. Leonidas is on the line with us right now, ladies and gentlemen, all the way from Crete. Wow. Sparta. From Sparta, too. He's got a cousin from Crete. Come and get them. Can you hear me? There's a delay from Sparta. Oh, that sounded like a great clip. You should see it, maybe. Hold on, I just finished doing my thousandth sit-up. Awesome. Out of the abs. Fantastic. Okay, that was awkward. That one was awkward. P1 Leonidas, let's go ahead and give this thing a shot. Do you want in the year 2000 sounds of the 70s or 80s pop music? Your 2000 is. Your question is, in the song Drops of Jupiter by Train, he asks, did you sail across the sun?
Did you make it to the what? No QA. He says Van Halen is overrated. No, he doesn't say Van Halen. He doesn't say Van Halen. I don't think he says Van Halen. He's not overrated. You are a winner. Oh, thank you. Right on. Wow. You guys rock. You rock. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, our text number is 35253. Coming up next... Tough love with Eddie. This is the Mikey Show. So you're the guy who pooped in my tuba. 105.3. You can sense your mother-in-law's disapproval as she sees that the carpet in your home has been replaced by sand. If only she could experience a Rubio's blackened mahi-mahi taco as you have, coated in a delectable combination of six spices, then char-grilled. Perhaps then she'd embrace the Rubio's beach mech spirit and the sand and your guest room.
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Man, this guy's been singing that Tiffany song for like 20 minutes now. That's unbelievable. No, no, that was you. Anyhoo. That was you. Hey, Mother's Day is like what, a week from Sunday? Yes, a week from Sunday. Holy moly. I know, right? That's crazy. Well, as usual, Pro Flowers has your hookup. Unbelievable deal for P1s this week. It's so good. It's only available until this Friday, like tomorrow. So check it out. 100 blooms of eye-popping orange, pink, yellow, and white Peruvian lilies. and a free glass vase, $29.99. Deal with it, okay? You heard me right. 100 colorful blooms for mom for just $29.99, plus the vase, all for P1s. Here's what you do. Go to proflowers.com. There's a little radio microphone that's located in the upper right-hand corner. You click on it, and then it'll come up and ask for a password. The password is my name. Eddie, E-D-D-I-E. So proflowers.com, password's Eddie, and you'll get that huge deal for Mother's Day. You can lock it in now and not even have to worry about Mother's Day. It'll be perfect. Or you can give them a call, 1-800-PRO-FLOWERS. It's 1-800-PRO-FLOWERS. And just don't forget to use that code word, Eddie. It's not going to last, so go online and order now. Casting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. It's brilliant. Amazing.
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past the college area. So you might want to give yourself a little extra time if you take that freeway. The West 94, on the other hand, looking great out of the East County. That's a smooth ride, in fact, just all the way almost into downtown. A minor delay pushing the 5 freeway there. Out of the South Bay, typical rides on both the 5 and 805 northbound. Brake lights out of Chula Vista, up past the 54 to National City on both these freeways. 805, backing up again out of Curry Mason now, heading up over the 52. South 15, coming out of Escondido, a little tight here from the Auto Parkway down to Villarancho, and then again to Carmel Mountain Ranch. And the coaster ride, South 5, quite heavy, out of Acadia, down to an accident clearing just past Manchester. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. P1 Allen? Yes. You went into Sleep Train in San Marcos. I sure did, Mikey. Went in there, was going to get the Queen, told them I was the P1. They upgraded us to the California King and took $1,200 off the price. That's pretty amazing. Yeah, it was nice. And they gave us the pillows, mattress cover. sheets, everything for free, free delivery, all of that just because I said I was the P1. There's certain things in my life that I considered no-brainers. You know, at the time that I married my wife, I knew that one was a no-brainer. Nobody's going to put up with the stuff she puts up with and is still real cool about it like her. But there's also things like when I talk about AIS and when I talk about Sleep Train, these are no-brainers in life. If you're doing anything other than Sleep Train,
It's not the best decision you could be making. Sleep Train is the best decision you could be making if you need a mattress. It was an awesome mattress, too. The Beautyrest Plush Paris. I mean, it's gorgeous. That's nice, dude. That's nice. Sleep Train in San Marcos. Sleep Train is your ticket to a better night's sleep. Thanks, dude. The Mikey Show. With another Mikey moment. I never ordered chicken at Mexican food. Oh, maybe you should try that. No, because I feel like their chicken is maybe not the chicken that I want to eat. What does that mean? What does that mean, Ashley? Ashley, what does that mean? Why don't you just say it? Mexicans are dirty. I said it. I heard once it's chicken thing outside of Home Depot. Welcome back to the show. It is 7.30. A new study says that people with diabetes have a higher risk of getting Alzheimer's disease. NBA playoffs last night. Wicked awesome. Wicked awesome. Wicked awesome. The Celtics, they move up 3-2 over Atlanta, and Washington stayed alive with a win over Cleveland. Here are some of the text messages that we're getting at 35253. Mikey, can you ask Eddie and Sky if they were at Island's Restaurant in Mira Mesa on Tuesday?
Which would weird me out if that were true, but I'm sure it isn't. It is. It is. Okay, it is. We're dining. We dine together quite often. I see. All right. Is that weird? Mikey, P1s would like to know, if we see you guys, is it okay to say hi since I saw them? Well, it is okay under normal circumstances. When it's a rendezvous, it's not a good idea. We're obviously making goo-goo eyes at each other. I'm wearing a disguise of some sort. Yeah. Those grotto glasses were really, really beautiful. Thank you. Thank you. Why were you guys at Islands together on Tuesday in Mira Mesa? Have you ever had the tortilla soup? Wow. Eddie just gave Skye a look like, why are you saying that in the air? Because it was really annoying me how she was eating that tortilla soup. Really? You guys went to islands? Why didn't I get invited? Why did you guys go to islands and why did I not get invited? Where's my invite? Zeth, Rob, did you guys get invited? Zeth, Rob, did you guys get invited to islands? I wasn't invited, but I was there. I see. What were you doing? Well, in like that movie, Some Kind of Wonderful, I hired Rob to be our chauffeur. Was it so you guys could both drink and party? We needed some Skynetti time. What?
What are you guys talking about? We ate there with our spouses before the Iron Man. Right now, both your spouses are going. This text says, Mikey, my girlfriend just said she doesn't know who Benny Hill is. I'm a little upset. How should I handle it? Break up with her, I guess. Do you know who Benny Hill is, Ashley? Well, I do from us talking about him. You know who he is. He is the guy. that this is his theme music. See? She knows. She doesn't know. That's all she does. What does he look like? You know what he looks like. Is he a cartoon? He's not a cartoon. No, he is not a cartoon. He is not a cartoon. Benny Hill, he's this old guy. He's an old English comedian. The show came out of Great Britain, but they showed it here in America. Probably on like PBS or something. I don't know what it was on. I don't know what it was on late though.
And he was like, the whole deal with Benny Hill is that they would show him. He was old and he would chase around young, beautiful women with big breasts. And they would speed it up so it was real fast, you know. So he'd be like chasing them through, you know, hallways. Okay. And then like, you know, they'd go through one door and then like a guy in a gorilla suit would come out. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah, totally. It was zany. Very slapstick. Keep going. It was great. Very slapstick humor. You can still catch it on television. How does he know this? America shows it on the weekends. We'll see you there. No, you did not. He's not. Let's see. Dear Mikey, good timing on Ashley's pregnancy. She can be in the pregnant bikini pageant at the end of the month. Ash, my money's on you. I think you've got to be in your third. Trimester. Trimester, bud. She's just in her first, is what you're saying? I'm not. Is I any type of a mester? She's not. I'm not in this semester. Yeah. Mikey, you guys. You guys are hilarious this morning. I'm almost to school and don't want to get out of the car. Love it. Signed, P1 Aaron. And this one says, hey, Mikey, I want to know the best way to ask a girl to prom. P1 Ninja. I don't know, man. Like, what? What is it?
You got to think like a teenage girl. Like, what would she want? Like an adult woman, it'd be different, I think, what she would want. But maybe I'm wrong. I could be wrong. I don't know. Sky, Ashley, is it different what a teenage girl would want in the way that she would want to be asked than an adult woman in the way that she would want to be asked? Well, there's a lot of variables here, Mike. I see. If you're a hot, popular guy. She wants you to ask her in a very public fashion so everybody knows if you're kind of... Middle of the road. Normal. Normal middle of the road. If you're middle of the road, it should be kind of quiet, but romantic in fashion, maybe involving a flower or something of the sort. But not public? A rose. No, no, thank you. I see. What about the hunchback of Notre Dame? And if you're the hunchback, maybe do it in a note fashion so she doesn't have to reject you face to face. I see. Yes, or a text. A text is always good. All of these are good pieces of advice. You can write it out in gasoline on the street and then light it. Okay. Interesting. Or not. Or not. Or not. Or not. That's romantic. Oh. I love that. Oh.
It's like a warm blanket. We were having fun today, weren't we? Folks, it's the theme music to Eddie's segment, Tough Love with Eddie. Oh, wow. Wow. Many of you may be new listeners to The Mikey Show. What we do is a segment called Tough Love with Eddie. And what we do on this segment is we take emails that have been written to Eddie asking for advice. But you see, Eddie is different than a lot of us. He does not... He doesn't tell you what you want to hear. He tells you what you need. I don't really believe in feelings. He likes to shoot from the hip, Eddie. That's another way to say it. You like to shoot from the hip. Tell it like it is. That's the way I like it, Mike. The way they say. Our first letter reads, Dear Eddie, I need some help with my wife. She thinks that she's a real good cook, but in reality, she's the worst.
My dog won't even come near her food. The bad part is she thinks that she's really good. She makes up these horrible recipes, and I don't even know how to tell her I don't like them. If I get her cooking lessons, it's going to hurt her feelings. But I don't know how many more of these awful meals I can take. Please help. Signed, P1 Tech Rod from OB. Dear Apocalypse Chow. So your wife cooks like you are a contestant on Fear Factor, eh? I would say just be honest with her, but it sounds like you want to avoid that at all costs. So here comes some advice. You can either A, go bulimic. Or B, and this is probably one you haven't thought about, maybe she's trying to kill you. I highly doubt it.
She may hate your guts and is trying to rot you out from the inside out. I mean, I don't understand why else she would serve you two helpings of vomit loaf with a set of garbage juice. There is a C. There is a C option. She could just be a bad cook. Now, I still think it's B, but let's work on C for a minute. If she is really as bad as you say... And that sloth from the movie Seven is even turning down a meal from her. Well, okay. Here's what you do. You start walking around the house with a picture of her food on a t-shirt with a big red X over it. She's probably going to take the hint after that. Yeah, that's very subtle. I'm sure that won't cause problems at all. This is also for Ashley's boyfriend. Okay. That's not necessary. I don't know if he's looking for it. I didn't see that. Leave her alone. Weird cravings. He's so stupid. Our next letter reads, Dear Eddie, I have a real problem with my husband. He's one of those guys that, when sitting, sits with his legs wide apart. Oh, I hate that guy. I hate that guy.
At first, I thought it was odd, but now it's really irritating me. If we were sitting on a bench, he spreads his legs so wide, he's practically pushing me completely off the other end. But the worst part is, when he's sitting around the house in his boxers, I look over and get an eyeful of junk. Eddie, what can I do? Yes, it is. Signed, P1 Nicole from Santee. Eddie? Dear Splay's Anatomy, Nicole, let me help you understand, okay? When you've got the landing gear of a 747, you've got to sit in a safe way, okay? Listen, guys, this isn't an ego thing. It's a comfort and health issue. Health issue? Yeah. Okay, to give you some perspective.
Mr. Sky. Now, Bonnie Boo, he's had to have his hip surgically widened for just this reason. This is true. And one day, I'm guessing in like the year 4041, forensic archaeologists will stumble upon his remains and they'll know that their distant ancestors were superior in every way that counts. Okay. I'm sure. 4041. Yeah, that was a long time away. Listen. Do you think we do this by choice? I mean, we have to sit this way or it could do major damage. I mean, have your legs too close together and you'll wind up with seedless grapes, okay? So this is bad. Interesting visual. It's a blessing and a curse, really. Now, for most of you, it's a blessing. Right, Skye? Okay, Eddie. Leave me out of this junk, please. Listen, just, Nicole, quit being so negative and let your husband leave the hood up.
There you go. That's a fine piece of advice, Eddie. That's a fine piece of advice. No. Yeah. It's troublesome. Go through it every day. Our final letter reads. Dear Eddie, it's Ned again from Lemon Grove. What? I'm the dude that wrote you last week and talked some smack. Sorry about that, man. You know you're my hero. I wanted to get your ideas, though, man. I'm thinking about putting an ad out in the reader to start a band. I'm the best guitar player in San Diego, bro, no joke. I'm sure. You could ask anyone who has ever heard me play. You probably hear that all the time, dude, but I will send you a tape and you will trip out for real. I'm not just saying it. I want to find the best guys possible and put together the best band San Diego has ever heard. I'm serious about this and you will know us when Rock 105 is playing us. Wait. My problem is a band name. I can't think of anything. Do you remember me or does someone check your emails? I was Ned from Lemon Grove and I was talking smack about the Chargers. Anyway, dude, I need a name signed Ned in Lemon Grove. Oh, is it Ned in Lemon Grove? Eddie.
Okay. Dear Ned Zeppelin. There you go. You happy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want a name? Great. There it is. You're Ned Zeppelin. There it is. Okay. I like it. So, let me get this straight. You're the best guitar player in San Diego, and I can ask anyone that knows you, like your mom, your girlfriend. Your 30-year-old friend, Dale, who still has a Nikki Sixx poster in the living room of his trailer he grew up in. Yeah, dude. I'm going to go ahead and pass on looking them up and checking your references, okay? All right. I'm just going to have to take a leap that you basically suck. That's gentle. And yes, you're right. I do hear it all the time. And no, you don't have to send me a tape. I mean, do they still sell?
tape. What are we talking here? Maxell or Memorex? Are you going to get the chrome one so it sounds real good, real clean? You know, actually, hang on a second. I actually think I have your tape right here. Oh, I think we might have it. There it is right here. The bass is taken away from the vocal. Actually, on second son, send me the tape. I'm in. That was good. And who knows, you could be the next Ned Nugent. Oh, and by the way, your problem is not coming up with a band name. Your problem is coming up with a band. Okay, that is true. That is true. Oh, yeah, and you want to find the best guys possible and put together the best band in San Diego that has ever been around. Well, unlike all the other bands who want to put together a few mediocre dudes to make it big.
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He does some really crazy stuff. Like, he can float up in the air. He does all kinds of cool stuff. And he was on Oprah yesterday trying to break the world record for holding his breath. Now, he tried this before, right? I think he did. Yeah, remember? Well, I mean, yeah, I know he was in New York City in this big glass ball full of water in the middle of Lincoln Square Park or something like that. Lincoln Square. But he wasn't holding his breath, was he? I think he was. Yeah, he was. But I don't think he watched it. I thought he was just seeing how long he could stay in there. No, no, no. He was actually holding his breath? Is she right? Well, there was... Seth knows. Seth, what's the deal? He was trying to break the record for most time spent underwater. And he had a breather. And then at the end of that, he tried to break the record after being in it. Okay. But he didn't break the hold your breath record. No, no, no.
He was in there for a long time. And one of the things that I didn't know about David Blaine watching this deal yesterday was that David Blaine says that he loses money when he does this. Because Oprah was asking him questions and she was saying, so do you make pretty good money doing it? He goes, no. He says, I actually have to spend money to do these feats. And he said that he works pretty much the whole year to pay off doing those things. He has to pay money out of his own pocket to do them. And she goes, so you make money being like a magician? He goes, yeah. He goes, I'm actually for like hire. If you want, I'm for hire. She goes, well, I'll probably hire you. So anyway, he's explaining why he wanted to break the world record for holding his breath. Cut 25. Let's just make this clear. Obviously, you are a magician. But this that we're seeing.
you underwater breaking this record is not magic. It's not about magic and it's not about an illusion. No. And there's no enhancements. There's no cheating. There's no, there's nothing other than doing what I, other than you going in a tank and holding your breath for over 16 minutes and 32 seconds. A lot of people say, well, I don't get it. An Olympic athlete makes sense because he gets a gold medal. But you're not even doing it for lots of money. We're not paying you. No, I don't make any money. I actually lose money on every single one that I do. I actually work the whole year to pay those off. Really? So you work, what, as a magician? Yeah, I do private parties. You can hire me. Okay, I will. He ought to do what NASCAR does, put some stickers on that big globe. There you are. You know what I mean? On that big sphere that he's in. So it was the same sphere that he was in in the middle of Lincoln Square. Same exact deal. He goes in there and the record, like she was saying there, 16 minutes, 32 seconds. And here he is explaining why it's painful. Because I guess it gets really painful when you're holding your breath this long. Cut 27. Is it painful holding your breath?
You know when it becomes really painful? At the end. During the end, when your CO2 is starting to build up in your body, that's when it's the fight. So I would say the last six minutes is when, even though I have to remain perfectly still, that's when I'm actually fighting the hardest. Really? Yeah, and then if you see me start to do these convulsions, then that's the real hardest part. Because what's going on then? Your body has the urge to breathe and it's overwhelming. So you're fighting really hard to override what your brain is telling you your body needs to do. Dude. And they got a doc on and the doc is like going, you know, telling you, walking you through. And I'm telling you, man, he was underwater for 16 minutes or whatever. And you're sitting there, you're watching it. And as the doctor is explaining what's happening to his body at that moment, like you're tripping out, man. And last night, you know, I was doing some work in my office and I had the TV on while this was going on. And Rebecca was trying to take a nap and she was watching it in the bedroom. Later on, we had dinner and she goes, that's so stupid. And I go, well, first of all, you're wrong. She goes, why do people like it?
The better question is, why do you? And the answer, because you like it and I like it. We both like it. In fact, we love it. And the answer is, it is, first of all, it is something for us to watch somebody try to do something superhuman. It's really something for us to watch that. Absolutely. And she goes, do you watch it because he could die? And I said, I don't think so. I said, because I was never really thinking that while it was going on. So I don't think. But like a lot of people watch NASCAR because they want to see a wreck. Really? Absolutely. A hundred percent watch it because they want to see a wreck. And there's a wreck virtually every race. Right. There is one. So they're going to get what they came for if that's what they want to see. But she said, you think it's about wanting to see if he dies? I said, I don't. I said, for me, you get. invested in it like you get emotionally invested in it can he do it right and that becomes interesting and takes on a life of its own will he actually do this wow he's doing it i said at 14 minutes through this there's no way that i could say to you let's go we're leaving right now we got to go run an errand right and that you never asked me what happened did he do it plus we're not willing to do it
So we love getting to see what would happen when someone else does. He broke the record. Oh, wow. Wow. He went 17 minutes and four seconds. Come on. That's crazy. Now, trip out on this. That's impossible. Wow. Trip out on this. He's done it before. He hasn't gone this long, but he's done this feat before. The last time he did it, he didn't go 17 minutes, obviously, because 16 minutes, 32 seconds is the record. When he was at about 16 minutes in and he had to go, he went 1704. When he was about 16 minutes in, the doctor said, this is unusual. His heartbeat is starting to go into like an arrhythmia. He's starting to do double heartbeats. And he didn't do that the last time he tried this. So his heart was going. Oh, my gosh. And it started to slow down. His heartbeat started.
By the time he came out of the water, his heart was beating 40 times per minute, which is extraordinarily slow. That's a very, very, very, very slow. Do you know what the average? I know that I'll give you an example. When I used to test when I was trying to lose weight, Wendy, who is my trainer, said, I want you to take your heartbeat, your heart rate when you wake up. And you haven't gotten out of bed. And when I hadn't gotten out of bed, my heart rate was beating like about 74, 75 times a minute. So that's like your resting heart rate. That's my resting heart rate. Wow. 74, 75 times per minute. Wow. His was 40. Wow. Man, that's scary. And he said when he came out that he knew that when he was in there, he could feel his heart going.
And so what he did, when I saw it happen on television, I thought, I guess that's just what he does. But he explained, no, I did this because I was getting scared. At one point, at about 16 minutes, 30 seconds, right around the time that he actually broke the record, you see him let himself float to the top of the water and his head, the top of his head pokes out of the top of the water. And he's very close to the surfaces, you know, and he's ready to come out. And I think that the reason that he did that is because he got scared that something might happen. And if it did, his body would force him to breathe in. And I think he thought to himself, if I have to breathe in, I want to be close to the top so that I get a lot of air too. Wow. Which creeped me out. So this is Oprah talking to him after he's come up and taken a breath. Cut 28. So what does this mean to you now that you've made this accomplishment, 17.4.4? I feel slightly emotional. I feel good about it. I feel pretty happy. It was a lifelong dream, and I can't believe that I did that. I got to tell you, you know, one thing that you always notice about David Blaine is that whenever he's talking, it's always like this.
And when he goes and he does the tricks in Central Park, he goes, how many cards am I holding right now? Ta-da. Ta-da. Okay, abracadabra. I wonder if doing this kind of thing has had an effect on his brain. How can it not have an effect? How can it not when you're restricting oxygen to your brain like that? How can it not have an effect on your brain? Yeah, that's brutal. So she asked him what he's going to do next. What's your next feat, David Blaine? What will you thrill us with next? Cut 29. So have you thought up what the next challenge will be? I do know what it is. Bocci ball. But you're not going to tell me. Yeah, keep it to yourself if you want to. You don't want to tell me yet? Well, basically, the next thing I want to do is try to stay awake. What he's going to try to do next is very dangerous, and people have died from doing it much less time. Oh, no. Much less time than what he's about to say. Unpause. Basically, the next thing I want to do is try to stay awake longer than any person ever has. Yeah. Which is 11 and a half days.
So 11.57 days would be a million seconds. A million seconds? Yeah. You want to do that? That's the goal. He should not do that. Hey, why? Yeah, why is this necessary? He should not do that. Please stop. From what I've heard, people have died after seven days. Really? Yeah. Yes. Your body physically needs it. You have to have sleep. It physically needs it. So people have tried to do it and done, like, with doctors and everything and still died? And they've died. Really? Well, I just know how jacked up my body feels after the 28-hour show. I'm exhausted. And my body, it just doesn't feel right, you know? Yeah. You should get some video games. I'd hope. You think that would get it going? Yeah. Be able to stay awake? Yeah, I like that. Well, that is another interesting thing. How will he keep himself awake? Yeah. Yeah, does he get to use stimulants or anything like that? Oh, dude, that's bad. Can you imagine? Maybe that's what he's going to do. All I can tell you is that I don't know David Blaine. And I guess when you see people on television or when you see people in general on television, you get a certain vibe or whatever. I like David Blaine. I'm not really sure why.
I kind of like David Blaine. I think he's all right. And I don't want to see him kill himself. And I think trying to stay awake for 11 days, he must not be married. No. He must not be married because no wife in the world would ever allow this. I have a question. Go ahead, Ashley. If he's staying awake for 11 days, if you die, how can you die before you just fall asleep? Oh, you mean wouldn't his body force him into sleep before death would occur? I think, you know what I think happens? And I don't know. I'm going to take a guess because that's a pretty decent question. I'm going to take a guess at that. I bet what happens is you do fall asleep forever. Like it looks like you just fell asleep. Like you couldn't handle it anymore and you just fell asleep. It's probably what it looks like. But it ain't easy like Sunday morning, I'm telling you that. But what is? But what is, really? Being honest. Text us at 35253. Longest you've ever stayed awake. I think the 28-hour show is probably about the limit. Pretty much. We do that once a year. This year we're going to do it five times between now and the end of the year. Five more times. Stop it. No, we're going to do it once. Our text number is 35253.
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Now a four-man man. Welcome back. It is 8-17. Billy Bob Thornton's 14-year-old son is part of an LAPD investigation into unlawful sex. Seattle Supersonics' Kevin Durant is going to be named the NBA Rookie of the Year. Welcome back. Our text number is 35253. Our phone number is 5701053, and we are doing a little open phonery right now. We're doing open buffonery. One of mine's talking about putting this deal in our room where you can, it's like a little light that's only about four inches in diameter that will shine down while you're reading. That's so cool to me. That seems like a good idea. Like in the ceiling? Yeah, yeah. You know why? It's like a tiny can light. Yeah. Yeah. Like a tiny one. Yes. Because it'll drive me crazy if Rebecca wants to read and the lamp's on in the room.
But this is like a spotlight, so the rest of the room stays dark. But you just can't move. I think that'll drive you crazy, too. You do? Yeah. Why don't you get one of those book lights? Yeah. That would probably be better. Sharper image? Book light? Yeah. Because it's not, like, you know, it's not going to be a tiny, like, direct, like, laser beam. Like, it's still going to light up the room. Illuminate, if you will. Great word, Eddie. Well, I'll tell you this. I know I will like reading this in this fashion. Yeah, it's great. Maybe I'll accidentally mess up the wires with hers, you know? Like, oh, babe. Man, we're going to have to get that sucker checked out. What is up with that sucker? Man. 570-1053 is our phone number. You can call us about anything you want. Mikey Show, hello. P1D? Yep, that's P1D. I was just calling about the how long did you stay, have you stayed up? Yeah, what's the longest you've ever stayed awake? Well, I'm bipolar, and before I was diagnosed, when I was in high school, I would get, like, four hours of sleep in an entire week. So I would be up for, like, two days, sleep for an hour and a half, be up for two or three days. I swear. You weren't taking any drugs? No, not at all. No drugs at all. It was just my nature, I guess. Yeah, my brain would not sleep. I would sit up in, like, 11th grade and do crossword puzzles all night. Yeah.
My mom and dad thought I was on track. Hey, thank you for the call. I appreciate it. I got an instant message from Spaceboy. And he said that there was a DJ in the 50s or 60s who stayed awake on the air for a bunch of days in a row, right? And he said that the lack of sleep for that extended period had a permanent effect on the dude's brain. No. Yeah, and he said that his personality changed. He became more aggressive and eventually lost his job, his wife, and his life was changed forever. That's right. So I think it can be very, very crazy. I mean, I think it could be really bad for you. P1EPT is on the line. P1EPT? Uh-oh. A question for Ashley. Yes, go ahead. I'd like to see if this show has actually gotten into her head and she's going to go home and take a pregnancy test. Yeah, have we made you paranoid, Ash, by saying because you were nauseous that you should take a pregnancy test? Or do you know this is just a cold or some sort of flu and it'll go away? Well, I don't have any cold or flu symptoms. Well, flu is a, nauseousness is a flu symptom, you know.
Yeah, but I thought it was more correlated with the chicken tacos and I don't have like a fever or anything. Yeah. But regardless, tomorrow morning if the same thing happens again, then I will be curious and I will probably for funsies. Go buy a onesie. For funsies, I'll just take one just to totally guarantee that I'm not. That's right. I mean, I know I'm not, but I'm just going to make sure. Because I pretty much know that I'm not. No, I am not. So everyone should calm down. Cool. I'll figure out the obvious that I'm not. Pick it up me. Yeah, I talked to him and let him know what was up. I think he's listening right now. Oh, there you go. Hey, dad. Hey, congrats, bro. Yeah, hey. Way to go. Happy Thursday. There you go. I like Mark Jr. What do you think? Or Marsha, if it's a girl. P1 Tracy is on the line. Tracy, are you there? Hi. Hello. How are you doing? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. What up? I just, you know, I sort of have this weird, I don't know, story sort of predicament, and I just wanted to get your take on it. Okay.
I've been dating this guy for like a few months. And one of my friends was like, oh, let's Google him and see what we can find out, see what comes up. But, yeah. Turns out that he had been arrested at some point. So, you know, I asked him about it because I wanted to know the specifics. You know, he was embarrassed. He was like, yeah, when I was a kid, I stole a car. So, you know, they got...
I'm very sorry, Sarissa. First of all, you don't have to change your name. Everybody does it when they're younger. Yeah, and that wasn't the only time he was arrested. I don't know if he told you that. I mean, the time in Canada, Rob, remember? Well, first of all, Tracy, you win the award for most nervous-sounding listener. Oh, thank you. And... Don't worry. You don't have anything to be nervous about. You are in safe hands with the Mikey show. And I just want to remind you that the guy you're talking about probably listening right now. Oh, don't. No. You're going to make her more nervous. Or not. Or not. Or not. Well, too late. Yeah, and if he's not listening, there's just about 100,000 other people. People that know him. I heard Tracy. I heard Tracy. You guys. What's up? Come on. Anyway. So you found out that he stole a car, and what did you do? You asked him about it? Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, I wanted to find out what really happened. You know, were they, like, I don't know. Was this stupid kids going for a joyride? Was this, like, a, I don't know, a chop shop sort of, like, thing? Anyway. Not that it makes much difference. You stole a car, whatever you stole a car. But, like, you know, he...
Ended up going to jail for this. Did he go to jail? Did he go to jail or did he go to prison? What's the difference? Well, jail is county and you spend a little time in county and you get out. Prison is the big house and you're like locked up in a state penitentiary. He was gone for like a year. Oh, wow. A year? He was probably in prison. Whoa. Yeah. That's a long time. And you didn't know, and he never mentioned this at all? Well, you know, he was like, I didn't, you know, he's like, honestly, he's like, I don't, it was a long time ago. Like, I don't think about it all the time. And he was like, almost. Oh, yeah. Well, I would think he would think about it all the time. But he wakes up screaming. He was like, I didn't think that it was. Anyway, he's like, it's something, you know, I want to forget. You know, and he's obviously embarrassed, you know, so he wasn't exactly sure how to even, I think, bring it up. You know, how do you, at what point do you say that? Do you say that on the first date? Do you say that, you know, two months in? Like, I don't know. I'm sure it was awkward, but all the same, like, I just, I feel weird about it, you know? I mean, yeah, it was a long time ago, and I'm sure he was just, like, a stupid kid and can't do stupid stuff. What's he like? What's his personality like? He's really great.
He's really nice. I mean, we have a good time together. How long have you been seeing him? I think, like, we're going on, this is getting ready to be the fourth month. Yeah. And he treats you nice? Yeah, he treats me really nice. I mean, like, you know, clearly I would have never, like, gone out. Don't drop the soap. I'm just giving her advice. Eddie's giving advice, guy. You'll find out. You probably already did. I don't want to go there, okay? I don't see the problem if he's treating her good. The only thing I would be concerned about is the fact that he wasn't up front about it. But when do you say that? Is there a time frame? If it were me, I think I would want that information to be out there pretty up front. Pretty quick. First date? I don't know about that. Maybe second. Really? No, I'm trying to think when I told Rebecca. Oh, wow. How did that go? Well, the other thing is that I wasn't trying to draw any conclusion from the fact that he would have spent time in county as opposed to prison. I was just curious. Was the guy in prison or was he in county? And he was in prison. There's not really a difference between the two of them. It's just I was curious.
I don't know. I don't... Did you ask him why he didn't tell you earlier? Yeah, and he just... I mean, he literally felt like he wasn't sure when the moment was to, like, tell me. But he was, like, very open about it and, like, comfortable telling you, right? And, like, totally honest about it and... Yeah, I mean, when I asked him he was honest, I could tell he was uncomfortable, but I don't think it was... I think he was more comfortable because it's... True. Was he recently in prison, or was it a long time ago? No, it was like almost 10 years ago. I think he was like 17. Oh, man. What do you guys think? What do you guys think? I think if she ever needs a cool car. Eddie, be serious. That's a great point, Eddie. See, and what I was going to say is, watch those car keys. Wait, does she have a nice car? Does she have a nice car? What do you drive, Tracy? All of you. I wouldn't say either, Tracy. You know he's smart. I wouldn't say either. I wouldn't say smart. Good call. Good call. She drives a Datsun. I'm sure he's got it. Is it different every time? I'm just asking. Is he always walking around with a coat hanger?
A pair of bolt cutters. Exactly. She's like, you're never going to believe what I did. I locked my keys in my keys. He's like, don't worry about it. I'll be right over. It's so cute. He never has keys. It's so cute. I don't know how he does it. It's adorable. It's adorable. How do you get in and out? He starts my car without any keys. It's the craziest thing ever. Okay, Mike. Sky. Yeah, I think this is not a big deal at all. I think she's tripping over nothing. Tripping. Really? Does that matter that he didn't tell her? No, not really. Should he tell her at any point? I think before they get married, he should mention it. Like night of? Like if he knows that he's going to propose to her, he should. Oh, come on, Skye. Check it out. So you're telling me that he's supposed to be like. Down on one knee. No, not the same time he's proposing to her. But if he knows in his mind that he wants her to be his wife, this should be a discussion they have prior to the proposal, is what I'm saying. He's down on one knee. He's like, hey, I'm just going to tell you something right now, okay? There we go. I think our relationship has come to a point that I love you so much, baby. I love you so much. Oh, my gosh. The only woman that...
I could ever envision myself being with the rest of my life. I want to let you know that when I look into your eyes, I see my future. I wasn't expecting it. I know you weren't expecting it. You know what? I got to be honest with you. I don't know that even I was expecting these feelings. Oh, my God. And I got to tell you, like. I know that it's a big deal for a woman to wait for this day, but I got to tell you that even as a man, it's a big deal for me right now, baby, because I love you so much. I love you so much. I love you too, Debbie. All right? And let me tell you something. That's why I feel like I got to tell you that I also go by the name El Chulo, okay? And I think that I just want to tell you that, okay? That I, yeah, I did 10. I did 10. I did 10. Yeah, what of it? I did 10, all right? I was in prison. What's up? What's up? What's up? I was in prison, yeah. Love, okay? Love. And yeah, yeah. So, maybe a couple of times. Yeah, I did. But you want to know something? I don't feel good about it. I don't feel good about it. Okay, I ain't proud of it, all right?
Like, I don't talk about it that much, okay? This is so strange. Because maybe it wasn't even my choice. Maybe it wasn't even my choice. Maybe I was just trying to survive in there, okay? Okay? That's all I'm trying to say. Okay? I would never do it again. I'm in love with a girl. I'm in love with you. So, hello? Will you marry me? And her future. Oh, that went well. Scene. You know what I meant? Cut. Wow. Did we get a print on that? That was good. So good. I just think that that is a very, very touchy situation and that he should say early, but Skye's like, I don't know, man. Maybe you wait until you know that it's for real. That does make a little bit of sense. What Skye's saying makes a little bit of sense because... A little bit. Just a little. Just a smidgen. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why I'm on your page here, Skye.
Because what if it doesn't work out? It's just one more person that has to know something very, very, very personal. It's personal. Yeah, and he was a kid. It was 10 years ago. You know, this is very personal. It's pretty personal. 570-1053 is our number. Can you hang with us, Tracy, or do you have to go? Oh, I can hang. All right, hang on the line, okay? Okay. Hang on. If you want to talk to Tracy, if you want to make comments about it, 570-1053 is our phone number. This is the music of Jason Meraz. Meraz, Mr. A to Z. I have vowels. I'm singing along. Jack Johnson calls. Eddie. 35253 is the text. 5701053 is the number. The Mikey Show. Why can't you just have a call, everyone else? On July 14th, 2002.
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It's a Mikey show, and it is 839. Mexico is handling their fatal shark attack differently than we did. They're hunting all sharks in the area of the attack. Okay. Okay. That is different. College football rejects a plan for a playoff system, sticks with their original BCS format. Yes, Mexico has treated the shark incident a little bit differently. They're arming all fishermen with shotguns. It's dynamite. Yeah, dynamite. asking them to dynamite on site. Oh, that is weird. Any large fish. Yes. Dynamite. So the phone call we got is P1 Tracy. Are you still with us, Tracy? Hi. How are you? Good. How are you? Good. She called us and she said that she's been dating this guy for four months and her girlfriend Googled him or you Googled him? Your girlfriend Googled him or you Googled him? No, I Googled him. Like, we were joking about it. And she's like, oh, you should Google him, you know. Uh-huh. Oops. That's a good one. And he was in prison. And so she asked him about it. And he said, yeah, it was like 10 years ago. And he was 17 at the time that he stole a car. And now she's like, I don't know how I feel about this. Because now, how old are you? I'm 26.
That's a good age to make up. Yeah. I'd have said 25, but I think 26 is fine. It's a better year for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, whichever. Yeah, it's funny when you ask the dudes. Immediately they answer and the women are always, uh. 30, 22. Yep. Mikey, if you like someone, you want them to see your good qualities before you bring up deal breakers like that. Signed, P1 Jason. I agree. I agree. I think you do want them to see your good qualities first. But I also believe in being upfront about it, not waiting too long. I don't know how long that is. You know what it is? I think it's once you feel like there's a good chemistry. If there's a good chemistry, maybe you say, hey, listen, I feel like this is kind of going good, and so I feel like I need to let you know something. I did 10 years in the big house, Grand Theft Auto. So anyway, what would you like for dessert? Shank some fools. Come on. Got busy. Shank some fools. Mikey, you should never Google your boyfriend. I'm telling you, only bad things happen. Just don't do it. Sincerely, OJ's new girlfriend. Now that's... Don't do not Google him. Like, bad.
Yeah, you're going to find that I rushed for 2,000 yards for the Buffalo Bills. Heisman Trophy winner. Hello. First thing you find when you Google OJ is USC. Yeah. Don't go on Killipedia. Yeah, don't do it. There's a site like that? Yeah, don't go on HackerHackipedia. Murderpedia. You didn't even know that existed. I'm on it. I killed two people, pedia. And got away with it. That's right. Dot com. Here's another text we got. Mikey, remember that stolen car is the only thing he got caught. Mikey, remember that stolen car is the only thing he got caught for. Signed, P1, ace is full. What about that, Tracy? Does it make you think? I wonder if it's the only thing he actually got busted for. Yeah, I guess. But, like, you know, usually the big things I think you do get caught for, right? Yeah. I mean, I can't imagine it's like... Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Next text. Whatever else he did can't possibly have been, like, worse if he was 17. Or could it? I like the next text. Mikey, who cares? So he's changed and tell her to get over it. Dang.
Who cares? Mikey, it was 10 years ago. It doesn't matter, and he treats her good. He did the time. It shouldn't be an issue. Signed, P1 Outlaw. Can we take some phone calls with you, Tracy? P1 Colin, are you there? I'm here. Go ahead. You're on the air. Yeah. My parents actually are about to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary this month, and we're in the same situation. They were married with kids when my mom actually found out. And your dad? revealed then that he was in prison? No, his brother revealed that he was in prison. Oh, oops. Really? What was he in prison for? Vehicular manslaughter. He made a mistake when he was 18 and drove drunk and killed his best friend. Oh, that's very sad. And he never told your mom? It was bad, but, you know, it's in the past. I mean, it's all about the future. It is in the past, but that's all the more reason to be willing to say it. And you don't want something like that happening where your brother spills the beans and you look like a jerk. That one's pretty crazy. Is there a thing where you just, you know, it's a part of your life you just don't want to revisit? You know, I don't think it really matters. I mean, yeah, it was a terrible incident, but it's in the past. My parents are happily married now, 25 years.
I mean, everybody's too well-adjusted kids. So then why would it hurt? To be honest. Well, I don't think he was in the right mindset back then to go out and say anything. Yeah. Ever? I think it's... It's something to talk about, you know? Thanks for the call. Go ahead, Ash. Sorry, I was just going to say, I think it's a freaky thing to put yourself in if you're like, well, I might tell him the truth and I know that would be the right thing to do, but there is that chance that he's going to be like, ah, deal breaker, and I'm out. And that would just suck. So it's like that fear. Yeah, but if that was a deal breaker to him and he didn't want to be with you because you did that and you're not that person anymore, do you really want to be with them? Exactly. And which is why you should just be honest. Just be upfront about it. P1 Drew, can you hear me? Rob, did we send a help desk about? Yeah, and they sent it back saying we got it fixed. Really? Yeah. Drew, can you hear me? Hello. Write him and tell him it isn't working. Awesome. Now, can you hear me, Drew? Yep. What's up, dude? How's it going, guys? Good. Good kid. Yeah, I've done a couple of bad things in my past. You know, I was in high school. We all do some pretty stupid stuff in high school. And we all learn from it as long as you learn from it. And, you know, if she likes the person that she is right now, then I don't think she should be worried about it. I mean, I've done some pretty gnarly stuff in my life. But, you know, you definitely learn from your past. Have you been to prison? I've been to jail for about six months.
Now, when you get into a relationship with a girl, do you ever let her know? Eventually. I mean, it's not like the first thing that comes out. I mean, if she asks me, you know, if I've ever been to prison, yeah, I'll tell her. But I just feel myself like it's personally not anything that I need to disclose at that point in time. Wait, say that again. Say that again, Tracy. No, I just... I'm not being critical. I just thought it was funny that he said, you know, if she asked me, I'd tell her. But maybe that's the thing. Maybe girls need to start asking guys that. The first date. So I'm just wondering, have you been to prison? That's kind of a good question. P1, Drew, are you saying that unless they ask, you don't tell? Pretty much. I mean, it was in the past. And I know it's in the past. For me, I got caught up. for dealing. And it's not like, yeah, I'm embarrassed about it, but it's not to the point where, you know, I'm still the same old person, you know. I've totally changed. I went out to New York for three years, became a model, came back, and, you know, got away from the whole scene. You know, I still, you know, enjoy it every once in a while, but... You still enjoy the drugs every once in a while? No, I still, I still took up a little bit, but it's not like to the point where...
Do you tell the girls that you toke up every once in a while? Well, I have a girlfriend right now. She knows. Yeah. Well, here's my question. If it's all in the past and it's all good, then what's the problem with saying it? I think it's being more embarrassed about it, I guess. You wouldn't want to reveal something horrible or bad that you've done in your past. I have a friend that did the same thing. He went to PB and drove. drunk he was going to pick up a sack and ran a red light and killed someone and after he went to he went to jail for a year and a half and when he got out he was just totally different i mean he was shy he was he didn't talk about it if you talked about it with him he would just totally just cut you off and and leave the party and yeah i think he totally learned from the situation but when it comes to something like that you just definitely don't want to talk about it
Wow, that's interesting. What do you think about that, Tracy? Now you know, even if you decide that this guy's not for you, what it means now is that maybe you have to start asking. Oh, that's weird, right? Yes. Maybe. I don't know. Sky, is that weird? I mean, I think when, you know, you're getting serious with somebody, I don't think any question should be off limits. I mean, obviously, in an ideal situation, there'd be full disclosure on his part. But, you know, if it's something that matters to you, if somebody's done time in the past, then, yeah, you ask. We got a guy, we got a woman on the line that says this same thing happened with her, and it's now your husband. Yes. So what's the deal? I was dating him for about the exact same time she was when I found out, and it was like, we were like, he was talking to his friends, and he kind of brought it up. Well, yeah, I did, you know, I did a year in Arizona prison, and I was like, what? But, you know, at that time, by that time, I felt like I knew that he was already kind of a little bit more on the rough edge. I guess I could tell that about his personality, but he was a really good person, like, inside.
I'll be honest with you, it had only been like four years since he had done it, too. So it hadn't been ten years. And he is the, you know, he's still who he is. You know, we all have our goods and bad things, but he's great. We have two kids. We've been married for seven years. It has never affected who he is, but it is the same thing that the other gentleman was saying. It's more of an embarrassment thing. Like, he won't bring it up to people that... You would think he'd be embarrassed in front of. Did it trip you? Can't say that on the air. Well, she was very honest about that, wasn't she? As the kids are playing in the background. Yes. Maybe he should Google you. Wow. Let that thing build back up before I can put them back on the air. Wow. Tracy. Yeah. Thank you for the call. Oh, you're welcome. We appreciate it. You'll be fine. You can listen off the air and get people's advice. Just make sure you're keeping your eye on your car. That's true. Make sure your car keys are always in your pocket. Thank you very much for the call. Thank you. I don't know how I'd feel about that. It's like, Eddie, what if you're dating a girl and she tells you on the third date, by the way, I was at Las Colinas for two years. Oh, man.
If I, oh boy. It definitely changed my opinion. Woman of your dreams though. For a third date? How would I know that? Because she looks like Kelly Clarkson. She's awesome. She sounds like Kelly Clarkson. She sings like Kelly Clarkson. I like that. She looks like an angel. But it was 10 years ago. She looks like Deborah Gibson. Wait a minute. I know you thought she was pretty woman. I turned that bitch down. What do you mean? Yes, I did. She asked me straight out, and I said, no, thank you. I said, no, thank you. She says that she doesn't remember that. She sang to you, it was only in your dreams. To the left, to the left. That's what I told her. It's not what you told her. You're lying, Eddie. I'm not lying. You didn't tell her that. I'm not lying. That song wasn't even out yet. I know, it was like three years ago. It was only in my dreams. Yeah, it was exactly. what she said to you. She actually sang that on the phone too, Eddie. She's an idiot. She's a liar and an idiot. One more time, Shauna. It was Audrey. Liar. She was being cute. I would say that too. I'd be embarrassed if I got turned down for a date. P1Towboy. P1Towboy, how's it going? It's going good, ma'am. Go ahead. Yeah, I'll tell you what. As far as all that's concerned, honesty is the best policy. I mean...
When I first met my wife, I've got five felonies myself. Whoa! Only five? Ouch. I mean, the whole deal of it is if love is love, love will shine through. I mean, if you really think about it, honesty is the best policy. I was honest from the very start, and she fell in love with me for who I am. We've been married for almost four years, and I've left all that behind me. I mean, that's the most important part if you really think about it. That's cool, man. Love will keep us together. That's right. Thank you very much. Love. Love. Love will keep us together. Love your mouth. Forever. I've been thinking of you. Looking at my heart. It's together forever. How are you playing? Sean. The text number is 35253. This is Whitney, right? I know. We got a P1 sticker strike going on on May the 10th. What? Qualcomm. Break your stolen car. That's right. You can read our blogs by going to mikeyshow.com keyword blogs. And we will be back.
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Back in the 90s. Really? Yes. That's right. I remember I was in a bit of a depression from Star Trek ending. Yeah. And I was filling the void with tub thumping. Listen to it over and over again? Well, yes. Mostly tub thumping, but also a lot of bourbon and cocaine. Interesting combination. The three of them together helped me to forget Star Trek. Available for the movies, Mr. Abrams, if you're listening. It's already been cast. Don't cry. P1 Oceanside is on the line. What's going on, dude? What's going on, man? I tried to comment. You guys are freaked out about the prison thing? Yeah. You guys are freaked out about the crime? I don't know. Freaked out's the right word, but go ahead. I'm totally freaked out. Was it the crime or the prison at that time you guys are talking about? Because there's a lot of people in prison that are in there for stuff they didn't do. Same as out here. There's a lot of people out here who haven't got caught. Oh. You know, I think there's a lot of people in prison that are in there because they did it. Well, everybody in prison says they didn't do it. Yeah, everybody in prison says they didn't do it. Everybody. But there are some.
By your guys' logic, if you're telling the honesty you have to tell every time you've ever done, then, because a lot of people haven't got caught for the stuff that you've done. That is true. What? You know, he's actually right about that. Think about it. I was like, I don't like that idea. No, for days. P10 side, you're actually right, dude, because... How many people actually get caught? Not very, you know, a lot of people are in prison, but how many people actually get caught? Not very many, you know? He's really, he's, I'm being serious, he's 100% right about that. So even if you're going out with a guy and you say to him, you ever been to prison? And he says, no, maybe he really hasn't. But does that mean he just didn't get caught? He didn't get caught. I get it now. He didn't get caught. Yeah, you never got caught doing it. Let me tell you, back in the day, there are plenty of things that I could have gone for prison for. And the only reason that I'm sitting here right now is the grace of God. See, that's what I'm talking about. It's true, dude. You're 100% right. And I agree with you. Mike was a bank robber. That is not true. That is a lie. That is not true. And a serial killer. I was not a serial killer. I was not either one of those things. Kidnapped the president. I did not kidnap the president. Well, that was well done. That was true. That was well done. Oceanside, thanks for the call, brother. Thank you. So Michael Moore was on the Larry King show, and they were talking a little politics, and Michael Moore had this to say.
When he was asked about Charlton Heston, cut 24. With the death of Charlton Heston, does it make you feel bad personally because you gave him such a kind of rough time? Well, you know, actually, if you watch the movie, I didn't give him a rough time. He was very gracious. He let me into his home. We did the interview. And then he started saying things that, and I was being very gentle in terms of my questioning, but he was talking about the wise old white men that founded this country. And the reason Canada doesn't have as many murders is because they don't have the sort of ethnic, you know, thing that we've got. And he just, you know, he started going down the sort of the... the Al Campanis road of saying things that he heard himself saying and he ended the interview. But listen, Charlton Heston was a great actor and nothing but respect for him as a human being and I feel bad for his family and his loss and their loss. Well said. I think I'm just going to start saying people's names and I think it'll help me to sound smarter. Okay.
Like, Sky, for instance, if you and I get into a debate about politics, I'm just going to start going, okay, well, apparently you've read Weishman, too. I've read him, Sky, so I understand. You know what the deal is, though? Why don't you try reading a little Thompson, okay? Because John Thompson wrote in his third book, and I think you probably know this if you've read it. Now I'm backed into a corner. Now you're backed into a corner. Al Campanis was the, I believe. Right tackle for the Pittsburgh Steelers in 1977. He was a great player. He was executive for the Dodgers. Lightweight boxer. Who was interviewed and he said a lot of insensitive racial remarks. I see. Why is Eddie making things up? He's not. He knew that off the top of his head. And let me tell you something. That is the key to a good debater. It's true. You don't believe me. Way to go, Eddie. You pulled one over on us all. Way to go, Eddie. Just ask John Kinsley. Hey, listen. If you've read any of Kinsley's poetry, Saw it on 60 Minutes. It's so good. You know. I believe it coincides with Jackie Robinson's anniversary. Oh, yeah. Eddie, are you getting any of this information from online, the web? Are you blogging right now? I'm blogging the web. What the? Are you DSLing something right now? I'm surfing space and no.
It's very famous. You're in interspace, dude. You can't be on there going and like. Buffering the dot com right now? Yeah, don't buffer it, dude. I know what you're doing. I'll JPEG you later about it. We'll figure it out. That's bad for you, man. Maybe my favorite new thing. Love it. Is the I don't get the internet talk. Maybe my favorite new thing. So what are you going to do? You're going to go, you're going to like, you're going to web that. Yeah. So you'll just. I'll web you an MP. Yeah, yeah. And we'll surf about it. Yeah, yeah. You know, I was surfing on the web space last night. Yeah. Oh, yeah, real popular. And I was checking out somebody's web space. Yeah, right. Did you IM it? Yeah, and I thought, you know what? If I IM them, I wonder if they'll give me their personal web space. Well, you'll get the information you're looking for. Yeah, well, if you IM the Facebook, it's... Yeah. Hey, I am my Facebook. Yep. I am my Facebook. I was webbing that pedia. thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's how I got the information. I was on Webpedia. Webpedia. Webpedia. Ah, there it is. We were blogging the surf. Blogging surf. Here is Michael Moore talking with Larry King and the topic of the Reverend Jeremiah Wright comes up. Cut 23. We're back with Michael Moore. Let's see another clip from Hillary with Bill O'Reilly earlier. Watch.
Can you believe this Reverend Wright guy? Can you believe this guy? What do you think? Well, I'm going to leave it up to voters to decide. But what do you think is an American? You're an American. Well, what I said when I was asked directly is that I would not have stayed in that church. No, no, no, no. But you're an American citizen. I'm an American citizen. He's an American citizen, Reverend Wright. What do you think when you hear fellow American citizens say that stuff about America? What do you think? Tell her what you want to say. I think it's offensive and outrageous. I'm going to express my opinion. Others can express theirs. Any comment? Yeah, I'm a white guy. Save that clip. Yeah, I'm a white guy. If you are black in this country, especially if you are of his age, of his era, or times before that, or even kids today, when you look at the situation in our inner city schools, you have to ask yourself, Larry, What's it like to be black in America? And what kind of rage would you feel? And if you did feel that rage, what kind of things would you say that at times would be outrageous, crazy even? Because you've had to live through this for so long. So every black guy feels rage? Is that what you're saying?
that I am in any position to judge a black man who has had to live through that. And I would never refer to him in the way that Senator Clinton just did. I can say that I would disagree or that I wouldn't use the language that he used or whatever. But to go after him like this, I just think it's a diversionary tactic. It distracts us from the real issues. And the issue is John McCain is four more years of George W. Bush. Interesting. Hello? Hello, is this Eddie? Oh, boy. Yeah, I knew this was going to happen. Hey, Barbara. Yeah, it's Barbara calling. What's going on? I'm just glad that Michael Moore is finally Mr. Smart Guy, and he's going to, what is he talking about, Hillary there? Is that what he's trying to do? Well, sort of, you know, indirectly. So, in other words...
Hillary can't make a comment on anybody that's black because she isn't black. Is that what I'm hearing here? I don't necessarily think he's saying that. Well, I'll tell you this. Okay, Barbara. I can comment on it. Why? Because I'm a black woman. No, you're not. You told us in the past. You've said in the past that you're... I've never one time have I ever said that. I'm looking in the mirror right now. What do you see? I see the woman that played the mother on Good Times. Really? Florida? I see Florida. That's what you look like. Yes, I do. I don't believe you. Esther Roll, you look like Esther Roll. Oh, show off. What? Oh, you're so smart. You know, every actress in every 70s. Listen, Al Campanis was telling me. Yeah, I'm sure. Esther Roll. Yeah, this is it. Okay, why don't you mention the father in Good Times, Mr. Schuchat? James. Oh, come on, Eddie. Come on, Eddie. Oh, look it. Oh, don't let him win, Eddie. Looks like we've stumped somebody on it. You got him, Barbara. I think you got him. I can come up with it. Hold on. James. Next, you'll tell us who played Penny. Oh, really? Janet Jackson. Oh, really? Well, that was Janet Jackson. That was easy. Maybe I knew. That was really easy, actually. I believe the actor you're thinking of is... Yeah, what?
I forget, too. Oh, come on. That's not why I was calling. I was calling to tell you I'm a black woman. Okay. What does that have to do with anything, really? The fact that I can comment on it because I'm black. Okay. I don't do all the white stuff, okay? I'm not in spin class. Right. I don't go to Starbucks. Let me tell you. I think black people like coffee, too. Yeah. And exercise. I mean, I think exercise is good for everyone. Okay. I don't do all the traditional white lady stuff, okay? I don't have hair product, okay? I don't have long, fancy nails, okay? Do you let your child slap you? Yeah, I do not, no. I do not, so I'm not white. James Evans. That was his name on the show, you goofball. Barbara, you don't need to call him names, Barbara. That's his real name. Michael Evans. No, that was the kid. Michael. Michael. You can't argue with me. I'm black. Every black show. Ask me a question about a black show. Any black show. Family Matters. Family Matters. She said Family Matters. That's a cartoon. Well, no. That was Family Guy. Family Matters was with Urkel. It's a great show. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, sure. Ask me any question about it.
Ask me something about the NBA. Ask me anything you'd like. I can tell you anything about African-American culture. That's impressive. Exactly. So I can comment on it. Michael Moore, you're a big fatty pig. Wait. Hold it. He didn't say anything. Clinton. She's a wonderful woman. He didn't say anything bad. She invented breast milk. She did everything wonderful for women in this country. And Michael Moore is a great big... And I think that you should never comment for thin people. And did you hear what he said in the clip? He sounded like he was eating a double burger. No, he didn't. A double burger. Am I flooring right now? That's just a side note. A little bit. A little bit. What is that? A little bit. Yeah. Black people, let me just tell you something real quick. Yes. Black people say to me all the time, they come up to me and they go, wow, are you black?
Nobody would say that, first of all. That's stupid. That's really stupid. That's how black I am. How do you feel about the pastor's comments? Well, I am so glad you asked me that. Why are you changing your voice? I just snapped. Now I really don't believe you. I'm going to answer your question. Hillary Clinton was the first black woman to sit in the back of the bus. First of all, she's not black and that was Rosa Parks. It's very insensitive for you to see that. Racially insensitive. Excuse me. She started that movement for black Americans. No, she didn't. No, she didn't. Thank you. She's white. She was the first person to ever sit in the back of the bus. She's white. The first black person to ever sit. No, that was Rosa Parks. She was the very first. She sat in the front of the bus. She refused to sit. Maybe that's... Yeah, I don't know about that one. Maybe I had that one wrong, but because I'm black, it's okay when I got that one wrong. Barbara.
You're really out of control today. Manute Bull is the tallest person in the NBA. He is also my cousin. Wait, no. I'm not buying it. And by the way, Skye? Yeah? No, you didn't. No, you didn't, girlfriend. No, I didn't. That's so forced. No, I didn't. Just no, you didn't. To the left, to the left. All of your things are in a box to the left. Why are you singing your things? You can always tell if a person is black by the way they sing, okay? I have said that from the very beginning. Check this out. To the left, to the left, all of your things in a box to the left. That doesn't sound. That doesn't sound black. Don't touch that one. That's my stuff. Okay, please. then I'll give it to you rough. Wait, what? I don't think that's how it goes. I knew Sherman Hemsley and we dated for two months. Sherman Hemsley of the Jefferson. George Jefferson. George Jefferson. He broke up with me because I was too black.
That's a ridiculous thing to say, Barbara. I'm tired of your ridiculous claims. It's true. I'm not buying it. Just vote Hillary. Hillary taught 50 Cent how to rap. No, I doubt that. Eddie, you better. Where did that even come from? I don't know. That was strange. I was a grip. On the set of House Party 2, I was... No, I don't. Hang on, blood. That's really odd. Why did you just say that? Speaking of 50 Cent, did you know that Hillary's blood is vitamin water? That's stupid. That is really stupid. And how is that speaking of 50 Cent? Hey, hey, Scott. Hey, sister, Scott. Don't be talking out of place or I will bust a cap in you, playa. Okay, now you're...
All right? Wow, that sounded really... Yeah, you flow. Hold on, my track is slipping on my weave. Barbara, what kind of pills have you been taking this morning, please? Skye? Yes? May I ask you a question? I guess. If I'm not black, then how do you explain my sick ballin' skill? I didn't know you were... I play pickup games every weekend, girl. Sick at ballin'. Girl. Or nizzle my shizzle. Oh, you're pissed. That's not how it goes. Did you know that Hillary co-wrote the movie Friday with Ice Cube? I love that movie. That's a great movie. It is really good. Great movie. Well, Bill didn't. Say what? Hey, Ashley, what's crack-a-lack-a? Nothing much. Nothing much. I got to go see you on the midsides. What?
What does that even mean? Catch you on the flip side. Oh, is that what she was trying to say? That was ridiculous. Off on that one. It's ridiculous. You've got to work on that. I don't even know what to say. See, I think. Driving a bus right now. I think Eddie's driving a bus is what that looks like. It sure does. Oh, no. Text us at 35253. Call us at 570-1053. We'll be back. Mikey Show. That's the ultimate hang zone. All right. Sky, there's only one place in San Diego that P1s should be going to get sunglasses, and that is Sunglass and Optical Warehouse. Yeah, Eddie, it's getting to be that time because the weather is getting beautiful out, and if you need to get a new pair of sunglasses, especially if you're a Mikey Show P1, Sunglass Optical Warehouse is the place for you. Yeah, they'll give you 10% off. You go in, you tell them you're a Mikey Show listener, tell them you're a P1, 10% off. That's huge. For locations and more details, check out their website, sunglassoptical.com.
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NBA playoffs last night. Boston moves up three games to two over Atlanta, and Washington stays alive with a win over Cleveland. If you would like to text us, we would love to hear from you. Our text number is 35253. So give us a text. And our phone number here is 5701053. Sean says that there is a new Middle Eastern man at the 7-Eleven that he goes to. He caught Sean looking at the Iron Man Slurpee cups and said something about it. Right, Sean? I don't know if you've seen them, but they're really cool. I bet. One of them is kind of like 3D, but all of them have that movement thing where you tilt a cup around and Iron Man flies by or whatever. So I'm looking at these cups, and a guy comes up and he goes, Hey, Iron Man! Yeah. I'm so...
I don't know if I should say to him, beg your pardon? Yeah. Or if you just go, yeah. I do that one. Yeah, me too. I know. And so that's what I did. And I felt really bad because I don't know if he was saying like, you know, oh, really? It looks like you hate Iron Man. Right, right. You know? So I don't know. And God forbid he think that. I have to go back and set the record straight. Well, that's what he's saying. It would drive him nuts. He would be thinking about it and thinking, this guy thinks I hate Iron Man. I don't hate Iron Man. Then he's going to call his family members and tell them that Sean hates Iron Man. What's interesting is that the thing that comes out perfectly clear is Iron Man. Yeah. It's so odd. I think everybody speaks that language, Mike. Is that right? Yep. Everybody does? It's the best. I actually had Al Pollo Loco yesterday. Never again, Mike. Apparently it got her pregnant. And he talks. Nice to hear from you this morning, Rob. Oh, boy. But didn't you say you got sick two mornings in a row?
Yeah. So how could it just have been the El Pollo Loco that you had last night? Well, the other thing is, is that I understand that chicken quesadillas make your breasts very sore. Yes, tender. And make you miss your period. I didn't miss any menstruating cycle. Sorry, are we up? Are we a goalie? No, no, no. That is fine to say. That is acceptable. I choose no. Well. Ashley feels that she is allergic to Mexican food. I know that I am. I don't feel I know. It isn't impossible. Nothing is impossible. You can't be allergic to an entire food. It's impossible. My body reacts in a bad way and it rejects the food.
So how is that not an allergic reaction? Your body reacts to a culture. Why are you yelling? Your stomach is racist. It is not. But Sky had made a good point that maybe like chicken tacos, because like what's wrong with chicken or lettuce or cheese or the shell. So I went to the best of the best. I'm like El Pollo Loco. Like it's in the name. Like they can't mess chicken up, you know. Well, they don't. They're really good. I mean, it's delicious food. Yeah, and so I went for it, and then this morning woke up and was sick straight until almost the middle of the break of the first show. No. I mean, first break of the show. Weird timing. Meanwhile, she's dipping bananas in marinara sauce all morning long. I never eat pasta. No, don't say it. Wait a second. But it sounded really good yesterday. But that's neither here nor there. Oh, no. What sounded real good? Well, she never eats fast food. She thinks fast food is disgusting. I don't eat fast food. But yesterday was crazy. It sounded really good. Hit the spot, actually, but then I was sick after. That and Ben and Jerry's. But I was more sick this morning. Like, last night I felt kind of sick, like, nauseous. But this morning I just threw up for no reason, which happened Monday morning. Does anyone have a churro in their pocket I could borrow? Churros are wrong. I like those. And a pickle. Pinch poke.
Buy me a Coke. I don't think anybody's ever paid off on that bet. Right? Every time you say pinch poke, I owe me a Coke. Nobody ever gives a Coke. Seriously, like... Pinch poke? I won, like, eight Cokes over my time. You've never heard pinch poke, you owe me a Coke? I haven't either. Me neither. Dude. You guys... No. I heard Jinx. Jinx, you owe me a Coke. Jinx. Jinx, you owe me a Coke, too. Or what? I've never heard that. Pinch poke, you owe me a Coke. Wait, Sean, have you heard it? Only played that with the guys. Sean has not heard it. Ashley, you and I are the only ones that have heard. No, I haven't. I've heard buy me a Coke. Jinx, buy me a Coke. I haven't heard like the pinch choke, buy me a Coke. No, I didn't. If you say something at the same time as somebody else. Slip slap. Give me a choke. You say, yeah. Slip slap, buy me a Fanta. What's the other phrase? Splish splash, I was taking a bath. That's my favorite. That's the other one when you say something at the same time as the person. That is strange. So this is, I'm going to play this. That's really creepy. I'm going to play this in its entirety. Extremely creepy. Like how did that come up? What, what, what? And what do you do? It's poke.
I know that there's pinch poke. Okay, is anybody listening right now that has ever heard pinch poke, you owe me a Coke? 5701053. I know Jinx, you owe me a Coke. I know that one too, but I'm telling you this is a real one. Well, for the Jinx one, like there would be no, all it would be was buy me a Coke. But for the pinch poke, like do you then pinch and poke? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, you pinch and poke. I did not know that. Yeah, it's like a punishment for saying it at the same time as me. How dare you is what it says. Are you getting confused with St. Patrick's Day wearing green? I'm not. I'm not. It's when you say something at the same time as somebody. Maybe we'll find somebody that knows this. Interesting. If we don't, then maybe I dreamt it. That'd be cool. Could be that I dreamt it. Hey, you started a new phrase, man. That's cool. If that's a deal, yeah, I could finally be like, you know, put up on the board. Yeah. You could put it on the board. Yeah. You know, because you know how some phrases you hear and you're like, where did that ever come from? Like there had to be a first guy that said it. But if you're the only guy saying it, does it count? Well, yeah, because it had to start. Well, one guy was the only guy saying it at some point. It's obviously going to be a hit. Sky, at some point, somebody went, gesundheit. It was the first guy. But then it had to catch on after that. But if you're the only person saying it, I will never say that. You guys now, you will take it out into the world. I will never say that. Sky is not jumping on your bandwagon. That is creepy, and I will not say it. The next time you're at the dinner table, and you, at the same time as someone else, go, ham, please. Go, pinch, punk, owe me a Coke.
Stink stack. Give me some crack. That's what I've never heard. Uh-uh. P1 John says he... John has heard pinch poke. So that means I didn't start it. Oh, well. Let's hear him. John? I don't hear nobody. John either? Everybody. He says everybody. Clearly, that's not true. Well, I grew up in Yuma, too. Dude, that is the weirdest thing. So did Mike. You know what? I was going to say that, and I was like, I'm not going to say that because everybody will think that I'm stupid for even saying that. It's a Yuma thing. It's a Yuma thing. Can you imagine if it was a Yuma thing? That'd be weird. Dude, I would feel so lame if me and you were doing a Yuma thing. It does. It makes it kind of better. It does. Peekle, teekle, you owe me cowpeekle. You and Dr. Ross. Good night, Robbie. You there? Yeah, go ahead. I'm P1 Dr. Ross, and my mom plays that game, and it doesn't matter. Like, if we say the same thing at the same time, she's all, Pinch Poke, you owe me a Coke, and Pepsi doesn't work. Man, Pepsi doesn't work. That sounds familiar. Pinch Poke, you owe me a Coke, and Pepsi doesn't work. Like, that sounds familiar to me. Hey, where'd your mom grow up? San Diego. By way of Yuma.
I wonder. Oh, man. Yeah, I thought everybody did. You know, imagine if it's like you get, if you grow up in a culture where it's some weird thing, nobody else does it. Like, your shoes aren't tied. Slap your face. What are you doing? Your shoes aren't even tied. Yeah, YouTube it. Sky has a list of the Forbes top turning. Look it out, dog. Pinch poke, you owe me. All right. What list do I have? She has a list of the top earning models. So which models do you think made the most money last year? I don't even know who's cool right now. Is Giselle a model? Giselle is number one making $35 million last year. $35 million? $35 million last year. What is she in?
Did everything. Victoria's Secret. Now, what about Tom Brady? He was in that Gay Stetson ad. Remember? Yeah, he did a... Yeah, but no. Are they all females? Yes. Whatever. Tyra Banks? No. I bet it's a bunch of people we've never heard of that are from Romania. Opposite. We've heard of them all. Yes, we have. Then fine. Paulina Porosicova. Twiggy. I have the top three. Kate Moss. Kate Moss is number three, making $7.5 million. Naomi Campbell. Yeah, Naomi Campbell. Nope. What about that other chick? I said Naomi Campbell. That other chick from Victoria's... Yeah, that other chick. Yeah. The one from Brazil. The Brazilian top model chick. Why don't you check every old lady I've ever had? No, you've never dated anybody, let alone a model. Every chick I dated was a model. No, you're only 14. Why would they go out with a 14-year-old? I'm not 14, though, dude. But you are. No, I'm not. I'm 19. No, what year were you born? What? What year were you born? Oh, I just stepped on a tack. What? Anyway. Yeah. So, anyway.
Just stop. Shut up. Every suburbian mom that I ever dated, dude, was a model first. Suburbian mom. Yeah, dude. That's who you go for. I dated that cougar that was just on Big Brother. That's not something to brag about. Sheila? Yeah, dude, I dated her. You dated Big Sheila? Yeah, dude, I paid for her breast augmentation job, dude. That's weird. What are you even talking about? I'm telling you, I paid for everything. Yeah, with all the money you make? Yeah, dude, we would go to P.F. Chang and I'd be like, okay, fine, I'll get the valet. You're a big baller. Yeah, and she'd be all, oh, Beto, you're so rich. And I was all, I know. Wait, then why are you always asking me and your Uncle Mikey for money? Yeah, you do. You do all the time. We bought you that Snickers bar the other day, the king size. Yeah, dude, because you didn't have any money. Because I forgot my wallet with the chain on it, dude. If it has a chain on it, why would you forget it? That's true, dude. That's a great point, Eddie. Anyway, so I was dating this cougar. It doesn't have to do with models, Beto. In Rancho Santa Fe, dude. Yeah. And I was all, hey.
Let me borrow the Jag, man. And she was all, okay, Beto, just let me see you naked. Oh, no. I don't believe that happened. Nobody says that ever. That's so stupid. Ever, Beto. I was all fine. Get out of here, Beto. Creepy. That's my nephew, Beto. He goes about life the wrong way. He thinks that's the right way. Life is cool. Yeah, but it's not. It's not. It's not the way to do it, and he keeps thinking that. It's snot. It's snot. You guys, it's snot. It's snot. It's snot the way to go about it. No, it is snot. Right? It's snot. Oh. What's the... Zeth, what's the gal... Marissa Miller. Marissa Tomei. No. Mel Torme. What? Heidi Klum. Mel Sharples. Yes, Heidi Klum is number two. Mel Sharples. She made $14 million last year. Mary Lynn Reiskub. Ah. There we go. Seth just finished off the list. Oh, I guess the list is over. Sorry. What did he say? He said Heidi Klum. Oh, yeah, you guys didn't hear him. He spoke? I could not hear him. I'm not kidding. He barely spoke that. Ashley just eyeing me Terry Shiba. That is so inappropriate. I did not, and I would not, except for that one time. So inappropriate. It's dead, baby. Let's see.
Al Franken has to pay back taxes in 17 states. Typical Democrat. Libby. Are you kidding me? Taxes don't apply to us. No, that is not what happens. Basically, he does speaking engagements and appearances all over the country, and his accountant told him that he pays taxes in the state that he lives. He pays taxes there on the money, but that's actually false. He needed to pay taxes in the states where he made the money. So he will pay about $70,000 in back taxes to 17 states. He will pay? Didn't he used to be Janine Garofalo? I don't even know what that means. What? I don't know, Eddie. Dude, that was funny. Okay, how about this? Guy's got TV Guide. TV Guide has named the sexiest male and female TV star. Yes. Okay. Oh, I know. The actor that played Beretta. Yep, Blake. That's him. Blake Lewis. Blake. Robert.
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Yes. South America Ferreira. No. Geraldine Ferreira. I'm trying to blink. Tom Selleck. These are current, right? He is sexy. Right now the show's on? What about Ted Danson, the guy that plays Sam Malone? Yeah, Becker. Larry Hagman. Yep. Oh, I know. The guy that plays Bobby on Dallas. Oh, yeah. Patrick Duffy. Yeah, Patrick Duffy. Check it. Linda Evans. Bobby. Bobby. Hey, Bobby. Heather Locklear. Heather Mills. Sawyer. Just Sawyer. Just look. Everyone knows these guys. Catherine Heigl. Patrick Dempsey. Patrick Dempsey. Patrick Dempsey. Patrick Dempsey is the hottest woman on television. Patrick Duffy. But who is the lady? What about the... Yes, Norm Macdonald. Norm Macdonald. Who do you think could be on there? Here's my guess. What do we got?
Yep, waiting. Yep, indeed. Go ahead, Norm. Still waiting. Norm MacDonald. Uh-huh. Tina Fey. Tina Fey's not in there? I like your glasses. Thank you. It's George Mc... Norm. Norm McGeorge. Norm McGeorge. McDonald. Norm McGeorge. Now the others. Let me know when you're ready for him. What about John C. Reilly, turkey? Scott Valentine. We're guessing for women. You already got the guy. Nick from Family Ties, ladies and gentlemen. You already got the guy. Hey, yo, Valerie. Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, Sylvester Stallone. Mike, I got it. Yes. Mona from Who's the Boss? You're an idiot. Thank you. Put it on the board. You're an idiot. She's so hot. I'm sorry, Skye. Thank you. So hot. List over. Are you ready for a hint? Yep. No! I want a hint. I got it. Okay. Boobs and butt. Jennifer Lopez. Seth. You guys are the one. Beyonce. What? Big boobs, big butt? Roseanne. TV star. She's like, think smaller. Big boobs, big butt, TV star. Pamela Anderson.
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clip from Starfield. Portishead. Oh, that's awesome. Hit it. We're not going to hit it? People freak out if you don't hit it. Short broadcast. Really good. Awesome clip. Now a second of Starfield. Here we go. Katie Couric's ratings. at a record low. Oh, boy. Second week in a row. Oh, no. Hold the plug. It's really bad, right? No way, Jose. Yeah. So, this past week, she averaged 5.3 million total viewers. On the Richter scale. Is that not very many? I don't like watching abroad do the news. Yeah, get that dame off there. And only one and a half million of those viewers are actually in the 25 to 54 age demo, which they're supposed to, you know, be killing it at.
Wow. People don't want to see the news delivered by a woman. Wow. What? I don't think people want to see the news delivered by a woman. That is an understatement. I think that people prefer to have a man deliver the news to them. Or the radio. Guy delivers the news and she's a girl. Well, no. On the radio, it works. On the radio, it works to have a news woman. I respectfully disagree. I don't know if it's... Shut your gutter mouth. I don't know if it's women in general, but I think it's definitely Katie Couric. Well, she's supposed to be America's sweetheart. If you put Diane Sawyer in there, it'll be the same thing. Yeah, but if there was some woman who came up through news and was working CNN her whole career. They tried it. Connie Chung didn't work. And they thought, oh, the problem was it was Connie Chung. We got to get somebody that's so sweet and likable.
Her Q rating is off the hook. We don't want sweet and likable. I'm America's sweetheart. Anderson Cooper is going to be the next CBS guy. I think that that is a very good call. She's got the number one news show right now. Statement. 5 o'clock? 4 o'clock? No, you didn't. Where'd that statement come in? Like 2 o'clock? I don't even know what clock. 12 o'clock? Maybe it was like 3.43 o'clock. 1300. So I said that when we came back that I was going to play that 9-11 operator for you. It's 9-1-1. 9-11 was a tragedy here in America. Well said. We got it, though. We knew what you meant. Don't forget 9-1-1. The tragedy of 9-1-1. Come on, you turkey. Tomato, tomato? So this is a 9-1-1 operator who was fired for falling asleep during a call. Now, this is not the easiest thing to hear. The audio quality is not that great, but it is the real deal nonetheless. Cut 62. Somebody over here. So it was snoring that we were hearing at first? Yeah. One more time. I need somebody over here. All right, so here's the police chief, Larry Goodwin, talking about it. Cut 63. There was obviously something went on that caused that delay between the time the individual answered the telephone.
Anytime she prompted him back on the... Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. Blake is... I ain't your buddy, friend. You like Trace Atkins? Oh, dude, come on. I like... Badonkadon. Badonkadon. So anyway, one other thing I really want to play before we go. Why? This is... I'm going to play it in its entirety because you don't get the full uncomfortableness. Oh, no. Unless you hear all two minutes and 43 seconds. Holy cow. What is it? In Las Vegas, a reporter was live on the air and tried to demonstrate a lock picking tool for breaking into houses. It's called a bump key. Have you ever heard of that? A bump key? But it won't work for him.
And so he spends over two and a half minutes on the air. That's an eternity. It's an eternity. Like, you gotta know. Seriously. Two minutes and 43 seconds. That's why I said, when I play this, I'm gonna play it in its entirety. It's gonna be so uncomfortable for us, Skye especially. Oh, I hate it. Skye has a hard time with dead spaces on the air. Yeah, like, I had to get a talking to about not trying to fill those dead spaces because they make me so uncomfortable. She had to make a sign. Yeah, I made myself a little sign. Because of dead spaces, you know. So here is this person trying to get this thing to work. And this is unedited. Cut 43. The tool is called a bump key. And we want to let you know it's something that criminals already know about. And it's something we felt homeowners needed to know, too. Fox Live is Bob Dinnin. This is live to show us how this works. Bob. John, here we go. The moment has come. I'm going to take the bump key and the hammering device and break into this very nice guy's house. Now, I want to get one thing clear. You've never met me before. Is that right? No, not at all. And this isn't your house key, right? No, it's not my house key. All right. Well, I'm going to demonstrate. Here we go. This takes a few hits. This would be on their way, dude. He'd be done serving his time. Time served, bro. It's called Rob.
Usually takes a few times. Does it? Oh, man. Yeah, you can come in now. Okay. He needs a few more hits. Let's cut to commercial. Back to you in the studio. And so back to you, John. Reporting live, I'm Bob Jimenez. Oh, my God. Action News 4. Usually takes a few times. Are you kidding me? A few more hits. Abort, bro. That's excruciating. Just a couple more times here. Dude, you're kidding. This was on live television. The director's not saying anything. Here's the director. Keep letting him try. It'll work. It takes a couple times. No, no, it'll be fine. This usually takes a few times to work.
We'll demonstrate, but we're going to toss to the package right now. We're going to go to the story. Take a look. We're going to toss to the package. Because everyone knows what that means. This is a good reporter. You know what that means? No. When in television, when they put together like an edited together piece that's like, you know. Already filmed. Already filmed. Edited together. You know, all the stuff. And they put, you know, the words on the screen. That's called a package. Okay. They say, let's go to the package. He's saying things that, like, nobody even knows what he's talking about. So they go to that, right? Uh-huh. And when they come back to him, he still can't open the door. Dude goes on, and I'm going to play it, 49 more seconds. No more. No more. Cut 44. Now, the original purpose for a lot of these bump keys was to help locksmiths. Instead of picking, they could use it as another tool. Now, a lot of these locksmiths say they should stop selling this on the Internet. They say this is really something that has to be prevented against. Now, I want to go back to you right here. We weren't able to actually get in this time, but we were able to get into a couple other homes, and we were able to actually do this before. Yes, I see. Scary, though. Yes, it's very scary. Oh, I'm terrified. Yeah, I am terrified. I would hate to have a guy knocking out my door for that long.
Thank you very much. You were a very good sport tonight. I'll say I was. I'm Bob Dines for Fox 5 News at 10, local. It would be good having you on the channel. You're not a criminal. You couldn't get through that door. But thanks for trying. For that long. Last day. Thank you. KVVU in Las Vegas. No. Wait a second. That's a little late. Yeah, that's different. K-V-V-U, Las Vegas. K-Yah! Action. K-Yah. Wow. Skye, is this green enough for you? It's got too many brown spots on it. Skye will only eat bananas if they are the color of Kermit the Frog's arm. Yeah, I like them green. I don't know how she does it. Go green. Green and crunchy. Yeah, go green. I like a little crisp to my banana. Oh, that's awful. That's awful. Yuppers. All right, let's get out of here. 570-1053. Let's get out of here, you turkey. Yeah, turkey. No way, Jose. 570-1053. No way, Jose. Beginning and end of every show, we do something called Open Phones. You can call about anything you want to. Boston Rob.
I'm going to be downtown tonight. Wait, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, recycling? No, I'm not doing an appearance. I'm just going to be down there. No, I'm going to announce that. No, I'm going to be doing a Red Bull Air Race pre-party. I'm going to have tickets to the Red Bull Air Races for this weekend. It's going to be at 7th and Market. I'm going to be there from 5 till 6.45. Where? The corner? 7th and Market. They turned a parking lot into like a party area. Get out of here, you. They got tents and all that. Forget you. Come on. I'm flying in one of those airplanes tomorrow. I am. You're crazy. I told my boyfriend that and he didn't believe me. Oh, my gosh. I love you. He is hungry. He didn't believe me, though, that you were going to go up and race in one of those. Yeah, they told me not to eat very much tomorrow morning. I'm not kidding. Oh, no. Zeth said that they go 200 miles an hour. How far above the water? Like 20 feet. That would be 250 miles an hour. No. Have fun, Mike. No. Is that it? Is that it? What time is this all going down? Tomorrow, like 11. Are you scared? That's it? You're going to watch Top Gun tonight. Get ready for it. Only thing I'm scared about is that stupid thing crashing and me not living anymore. Don't be scared of that. I shouldn't be scared of that part of it, right? No.
No, no, no. It's the least of your worries. Yeah. Other than that. Look at that shark when you're over the bed. Okay, dude. I'm saying. You could be still around. I don't know. I don't know any of this. 570-1053 is our phone number. Don't think about Goose. Other than that. How dare you. Other than that. Don't say Goose. You're fine. Don't say Goose. You're fine. I don't know. Anything else you want to talk about? Bring those dog tags. Oh. And all your, you know, your state's in order, right? Hey. Hey, what's up? Sorry, Mike. Hey, it's P1 Sam. Hey, Mike. What's up, Sam? What's up, Sam? Hey, I wonder if you guys know anything about that jet that crashed over here at Miramar. We're sitting over here off of Arrow and Ruffin. What? What? No. Are you making that up? Are you making that up? No, I'm not. I'm serious. Oh, dude. What? I think we would have. We would have heard about that or we would have seen it. Well, I'm sitting here on Ruffin and Arrow right behind down the street from the station and we're looking across the airfield. and we could see a giant plume of black smoke coming straight up. Like it just happened? Maybe 10 minutes ago. That doesn't mean a plane crash. Yeah, why do you assume that that's what it was? Well, because... They're always doing stuff out there. Oh, you know what? It just looks like it. When you see a plane crash, it just looks like black smoke. So that's what it looked like to me. My bad. It could be a fire drill. Yeah, dude. I don't know that you should start making the assumption that that's what it is. You shouldn't say that. It's irresponsible. Hey, my bad. That's all right.
Hey, Mike, did you hear about that 10-car pileup over there? No, I didn't see it. I'm just assuming there's got to be one somewhere. Yeah. I don't know. We don't want to report. Am I scared about Ashley being pregnant? Oh, no, that is crazy. P1 Quimby is on the line. Hey, Quimby. Hi, Quimby. Hello, Quimby. Hi. How are you guys? Good. Wonderful. Okay, so, Skye, you have to help me understand something. How is it that you can eat those weird green crunchy bananas that nobody else likes? But she won't drink Calpico. Or anything. I don't understand. This guy is rolling her eyes. She's so... You haven't put me through enough pain already. Oh, she's going to go there. She's going to go there. I'm just trying to understand. For those of you that don't know what Sky is talking about. Oh, no. Don't do it, Mike. Talk about it, Mike. No, no, no, no. Apparently... I've been stabbed in the back, Mike. No, I apologize. Apparently, Quimby...
In the P1Site podcast. P1Site.com? P1Site.com. Was talking a little smack about Sky. Oh, but she loves Sky. And Ashley. And Ashley, which, by the way, which, by the way, they may not have ever known except for the fact that Quimby told them that she did it. I actually did hear it this weekend. Oh, you did hear it through the grapevine? No, I listened. Oh, you listened to it. And I heard it. And it was so ironic because it was directly after I had complimented her on being so great on it. The irony. The irony. I opened my mouth and inserted my foot. What was she talking smack about? She's saying we're the dumbest women alive and that everybody can answer those questions like in Battle of the Sexes and how could we possibly not? We must be the dumbest women on this planet. I have the hiccups. She's actually crying. I'm upset. Yeah, she's so upset she's hiccuping.
Hang on, guys. The baby's kicking. Stop. I'll make a grand apology on the podcast. You better. You better. You got a lot of splinting to do. Hall of Fame status in doubt. Thank you. Thank you, Eddie. I'm glad you talked about that. That was awesome. Nobody talks smack about my ladies. Status in doubt. P1 Sarah is on the line. Yeah, I want to know if Beto ever hooked up with Ashley. Only like 42 times, dude. Ashley, is that true? I'm tripping. Oh, you're tripping, Beto. I thought you were pregnant, though. I'm not 14. I got her pregnant. Maybe that is true. I have a boyfriend and you're 14, bro. Yeah, okay. Oh, we're not supposed to talk about our affair. Oh, wow. You have no chest hair. I thought Skye is more your style. Yeah, then I won't talk about our rendezvous, dude. Yeah, don't. You shouldn't. Okay, then fine. I won't talk about the apartment I rent for you. Oh, wait. You live at home with your... I own a place. You live at home with your grandmother. I rent her a place at La Mirage. No, you don't. Okay, you wish. Yeah, and that's our rendezvous spot. Is that true, Ashley? Yeah, and she was all mad at me last week. She's like...
I told you to put toilet paper in this place, and I'm not going to come here anymore if you don't stock it. And I was all, okay, well, fine. Oh, wow. I'll get some TP. And she was all, yeah, and get a toaster, man. I like Eggos. Ashley does like Eggos. Yeah, dude, and I was all, all right, Ashley, fine. I'll get more Eggos and a toaster, dude, but just please, let's have love. Okay. Nobody says that. No. No, so that's Betta. He lies a lot. He makes stuff up. Clearly. That's not really true. Clearly. Clearly. P1 Scott knows exactly what they're doing over at Miramar. What is it, Scott? Scott. Oh, no. Miramar. Scott, are you there? Hey, Mikey. P1 Scottie. What's up? It's a controlled burn over at Miramar. It was in yesterday's union. It said people don't be alarmed. They're practicing. That's a weird dude to call and say that there was a... Stop with the plane crash over there. I guess there's smoke coming from there. He's thinking it's a plane crash. It's a strange thing. Hey, thank you for the call and for letting us know what's going on. Scotty. No problem. Scotty, thank you. Yeah. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. Hey, Mikey. This is P1 Pimperoni. What's up? Hey, buddy. Got a question. I know you probably touched on the past, but I'm relatively new. I want to know if you would ever touch on the topic of your past as far as the Howard Stern show. I know you mentioned that and what you did on his show.
What basically led you going into rehab? And then I know you touched on Fridays, but maybe a little bit more in depth of some of the antics you were doing. And just to give some of us newer listeners an idea of what led you to change. For sure, dude. For sure. Yeah, I have talked about that stuff on the air. And I definitely do talk about that and hit on it a little bit during my testimony. I have a more kind of detailed. a version of that on our website. And so if you go to mikeyshow.com and you type in the keyword help, you can go to my help page. And on that help page, there's something that says my story. And it's a lot more in-depth. And you can read it there. And every once in a while, I go into it. Okay, 10-4, I'll do that. You got it, brother. All right, thanks, guys. Thanks, dude. Playing Talented Missy is coming up next. Over and out. Today on the show. She's got a little lost and found. That's Ashley's new catchphrase for when we get off the air. Oh, he said 10-4. I said over and out. Over and out. There you go. I kind of like over and out as her, like, what do you call it? Your salutation. Like each day, it's not over until Ashley says over and out. Over and out. There it is. It's Sean's kiosk. Austin found today with Missy. What did you say? Songs you haven't heard in a long time.
It's the morning sickness talking. We will see you tomorrow morning at 5.30. Love you, man.