The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 05/02/08
Friday, May 2, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
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Mikey, Sky, and Eddie argued over the ethics of Barbara Walters publishing her affair with Edward Brooke, while a separate Lost recap sent Sky out of the studio to escape spoilers. Sean recounted his wife's frightening MRI panic, and the cast turned a submarine-versus-prison hypothetical plus a disputed Battle of the Sexes answer into long arguments about risk and fairness. Callers traded spectacular destruction stories, including an $8.5 million aircraft-carrier engine failure, before Boston Rob debuted a song mocking Sky's fear of the new 442 area code and Mikey recalled Limp Bizkit being buried in garbage by Metallica fans. Mikey ended on a serious note, connecting his alcoholism and shame to childhood abuse and explaining how rehab and faith in Jesus Christ helped him recover.
What happened, in order
Barbara Walters' affair
Mikey, Sky, and Eddie debated whether Barbara Walters was entitled to reveal her affair with married senator Edward Brooke or was needlessly hurting his former wife.
Lost spoiler showdown
Eddie called Lost the best show ever and recapped Jack, Kate, Aaron, Hurley, and Charlie while Sky fled the studio to avoid spoilers.
MRI panic
Sean described rushing his dizzy and nauseated wife to the hospital, where she panicked inside an MRI scanner before a CT scan found nothing major.
Submarine or prison
The cast and callers argued over spending a year in a submarine or prison, weighing sunlight and visitors against cramped quarters, violence, and the relative comforts of a Trident submarine.
Battle of the Sexes revolt
Boston Rob's incomplete answer of Lauren in a Hills question triggered a sprawling fight over whether first names counted, followed by accusations that Ashley had received her Notre Dame answer from Mark.
Priceless things destroyed
Mikey launched a confessional about expensive damage by admitting he burned his father's Mount Fuji souvenir stick, prompting stories about wrecked cars, soaked comics, ruined recordings, and damaged property.
Aircraft-carrier engine failure
A caller said his group caused roughly $8.5 million in damage when an incorrectly handled oil line drained the main engine of an aircraft carrier as it left port.
The 442 area-code ballad
Boston Rob premiered a Cheers-style song teasing Sky for treating the change from area code 760 to 442 as a catastrophe.
Limp Bizkit booed off
Mikey and Sky remembered about 30,000 Metallica fans at Candlestick Park booing Fred Durst and pelting Limp Bizkit's stage with garbage until the band cut its set short.
Mikey's testimony
Mikey closed the show by describing alcoholism, childhood sexual abuse, shame, rehab, and the Christian faith he credits with transforming his relationships and recovery.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkySeanBoston RobAshleyChantelBarbara WaltersEdward BrookeJackKateHurleyCharlieLauren Conrad
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Walters just admitted that she had an affair with a married U.S. Senator. I know this is starting to sound like a broken record, and the Padres' bullpen fails again. Brian Howard hits a tie-breaking solo shot in the eighth to give the Phillies a 3-2 win. Maybe later they'll get on a winning streak. What are they, 12 games out of first place right now, something like that? Is that the truth? 12 games out of first place? Oh, that's... Terrible news. Oh no, that's not that bad. Only nine and a half. Oh man, you had me worried. Yeah, it was double digits earlier. That's right. Welcome to the show. My name's Mikey and you can call us if you want to. 570-1053 is our phone number. We would love to hear from you. And we got a full house today, man. We got quite a few P1s in the studio. We got four P1s in here today.
Your regular cast of characters here on the show. There's seven people on the show. So really quickly, I'm going to introduce us. And you can start calling us with anything you want. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 37 years old. Eddie is our producer and sports guy. He's 35. Sky does news for us. She's 30 years of age. Shawnee, oh boy. He is in the San Francisco Bay Area. And we look at him on a camera. And every time I introduce him, Ashley gets excited. She starts to smile. I love it so much. I think that he is, in fact, her favorite character. She just loves him. She racks me up. That's right. Ashley is our assistant producer. She does a lot of stuff. She's a young woman. She's 24 years old and typical Southern California gal. Boston Rob is our phone screener, singer, songwriter. In fact, he's written a new song that we're going to premiere today. A new Boston Rob single drops today. Awesome. And he's 25, engaged to be married. Roosevelt, Zethian, Oates III, Esquire Jr. is 23 years of age. Wow. And was recognized at work last night, which turned out good for him because?
he was able to sell a three-year warranty to the guy right there at Best Buy. So it turned out to be a good thing. So congratulations to you, Zethian Oates. Why, thank you. There's so much that we got in the news that I just want to get into right away. 570-1053 is the phone number. Call us. Love to hear from you. I'm going up in that Red Bull airplane today. Holy cow. Oh, no. Eddie says 250 miles an hour above, like, 20 feet above the water. Yeah. So I'm very excited. It sounds exhilarating. That's a once-in-a-lifetime chance. It's a once-in-a-lifetime chance. I'll probably never get to do this again. Is there nervousness? Not at all. You're just excited. Yeah, I don't get nervous about stuff like this because I think to myself, oh, like, there's this instant logic that goes into effect that says they wouldn't ask me to do it if I was going to die. Right. They wouldn't ask me to do it if something bad was going to happen, so I instantly am like, oh, man, I'm hoping for some thrills then. I mean, if it's safe enough to where they're going to ask a fat DJ to go get in it, how exciting can it be? Well, planes don't crash, dude, so there's nothing worse. You see what he's doing? You see what Shawnee O'Boy is trying to pull on me? Well, are they having you sign a release before you show up in that thing? I'm sure they will. That's because it's safe. I'm sure.
Sean, they're just trying to clear themselves of any liability. Of course, because nothing's going to go wrong. Well, listen, I mean, they are 99.9% sure, but they just want to take that, you know, 00.1000 chance that something goes wrong and Rebecca decides to sue them for millions of dollars. Let's see. Okay, Sky, I read the first paragraph of this story. The first paragraph. That's all I read. And I want to know what the deal is. What story? Barbara Walters admitting an affair with a U.S. senator. It happened 20 years ago. All I know is he's a black guy. He was a Republican. And it happened 20 years ago. And I got one question. Why are you telling everyone? Because she is publishing her new memoir. And that is part of it. I see. You know, her book is called Audition, and it covers her career in television. And, you know, part of her career back in the day in the 70s when she was starting was people urging her to stop this affair with U.S. Senator Edward Brooke. He is a Republican from Massachusetts, like you said, an African-American gentleman.
Streetwise black man. Well, that's another way to describe him. That's right. He's married at the time of the affair, and I guess Barbara put it in her book and went on Oprah, taped a segment for Oprah, which is going to air on Tuesday, and Oprah asks her about it. Okay. Now, oh, by the way, I think today is the Tom Cruise Oprah. I don't watch Oprah. Is it? Yeah, because I think it said, when I was watching the David Blaine thing, they were showing previews and it said Friday. Oh, okay. Yeah, I know it's going to be a two-part or some of the first part, maybe today. Yeah. And so, yeah, so there it is. But anyway. Spicy. Do we know if this guy's still married? Let's see. It talks about he was married at the time. Do you know anything about chocolate? He later divorced, but has since remarried. So he's not married to the same chick that he was married to when he had the affair with Barbara Walters, but he is remarried. Do you think that it is kind of insensitive of Babwa to write about said affair if said affair may hurt the old wife?
to know something that maybe she didn't know. Now she's finding out real publicly. Do you think that's okay? Is that all right? Because she didn't do anything wrong that the senator did. Eddie, what do you think? Well, I think if it plays out like that, that's horrendous and monstrous. But if she talked to that dude and was like, hey, look, I'm writing a book, you know. does your wife know about this? Yeah. Or maybe Barbara already knows. Maybe that's why they got a divorce. Yeah. Uh, then I guess it's all right. I would say that too. I would agree with that. I don't, I don't know. I mean, I don't know. That's, that's a really tough question because yeah, it's, I mean, it is insensitive if it's going to hurt this woman's feelings. Um, but I don't know. Part of me says, well, you know, this is Barbara's story. And Barbara's going to tell her story. And, you know, obviously, like, if they were still married, I'd be like, okay, like, what are you doing here, Barbara? But the fact that their divorce shows that the marriage had problems anyway. So I don't think it makes her a monster. Yeah. 570-1053 is our phone number. Beginning and end of every show, you can call in about anything you want.
Open phones right now. Here, we got four people in the studio. Oh, my. We got Adam Apodaca. Did I pronounce that correctly, Adam? I did. And I know these two guys, Adam and Jacob. And Jacob has the exact first and middle name as my son, Jacob. Wow. He's Jacob Daniel, too. And both these guys are 24. They work at Stater Brothers. And when I go to the meat counter where they work, they hook it up. They don't hook it up when I go there. Well, I'm not saying that it's free because I pay for it and everything, but what they do. I enjoy a burgundy pepper tri-tip myself. I see. I see. Do you ask your butchers to do any kind of special cuttings for you? No, I don't know. My husband does, but I don't. Tell him you should. Okay, yeah. My husband loves the meat department at Stater Brothers. Yeah, they do cool stuff. If you ask your butcher, they're usually pretty cool. They'll do good stuff. Hey, I got a question for you guys because I don't know about the industry. Is that the proper terminology, butcher, or is there like a 2008 sort of terminology or name? Meat cutter. Meat cutter. Has it gone from butcher to meat cutter? Like, do you guys prefer meat cutter? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I wonder when it happened.
Oh, so there is a difference, right? I got it. I didn't know that. I see. Okay, so does that mean that the guys that we usually see behind the counter in every grocery store, those guys are meat cutters, right? The only butcher that exists is the dude that's like out there. We're butchers. You know what I mean? They still have that trade. They're just doing it easier now. You know what I found out? Let me have Adam come up to this mic over here. because I'm going to ask Adam about this. I didn't know this, and I think I asked Jacob. These dudes have to, like, get trained. Yeah. I thought it was just, like, a basic, like, you get hired, you come in there, there's a dude that's been doing it a while, and he kind of teaches you the ropes. That's what I thought. Sure. That's not really the deal. How does it work, Adam? Right into that microphone. Right into that mic. You've got to get really close to the mic. Like this. Like this. There you go. There you go. Make love to it. In the stars, it's...
It's hands-on. They do send you to a school sometimes, like Seder Brothers. They do send you a school for two years. You have to go to the classes, a certain amount of hours. Two years? Yeah. Two years. That ain't no joke. They're not messing around. It talks about management, everything to having your own meat shop. Yeah, that's cool. Just between meat, managing, numbers, everything. These guys know what they're doing. Wow. Okay. That's neat. So here's the question that we're all wanting to know. We are. Do you cut yourself with those sharp knives when you're cutting these meats? Do you ever cut yourself? Yes. Yes. Now, it's just part of the trade. It's going to happen. What? Do you bring your own? My brother was a chef. He used to have his own knives. Do you have your own knives or do they provide them? No, we buy our own. You buy your own. Wow. Do you get them professionally sharpened or sharpen them yourself? We do them ourselves. It's fantastic. This stuff is so interesting to me. Do you take scraps homes and make stews? For real. We're not allowed to, but we do get creative. We know what we're doing, so we get creative. That's pretty cool. Do meat cutters usually like cooking? Is it usually one and the same? Yes. Me too. Well, then I would be a good meat cutter. Well, thank you, Adam.
I appreciate it, man. Have fun in here today. They are backstage pass winners, so they're in here on Friday. They got their laminates. You get a backstage laminate when you come in and hang out in the studio. Let's see. Who's doing breakfast today? Yell it out, Zeth. Torpasta. Oh, dude. Chantel. Chantel requested that. Chantel, who comes in for... The Battle of the Sexes actually requested that last week. Yeah, last week she kept saying it over and over. I want the pasta and the bread. Yeah. And we're like, okay. So they're bringing it today. That's funny. That's cool. So let's see. So we got Jacob and Adam. And who else is in the studio? We got Josh Leffler. Josh, how you doing, man? I'm good. And Josh is a warehouse driver. Yeah. That's cool, man. That's cool. And you did P1 Trivia. And you did real good. We also have JoJo in the studio, which is really cool. We're going to be playing her new single in just a little bit. Very nice. Very nice, JoJo. JoJo's 21. She played P1 Trivia 2 and works at Downey Savings and Loan. You're a branch sales supervisor. How about that? How about that? And has five sisters and a brother. Wow. You're one of seven? It's a litter. Man, that's a lot.
How old are they? Right in the microphone. Are you the youngest or what's the deal? I have two older sisters. Right in that mic. Yeah, and you can pull it. Make love to it. There you go. I'm right in the middle. I have two older sisters. One is, how old is she now? 26. Yeah. One is 24. Then there's me, 21. And I have a sister who's 20, 17, and 16. Man. And my brother is 18. Is your mom exhausted just from the giving birth stuff? Well, my two older sisters and my brother are step. And then I have my three younger sisters, and we're all real sisters. We've been a family for 15 years now. So, I mean, we don't do the whole step thing. No, she only had three, so she's cool. That's cool. I tell you that you guys know Tony from Wireworks, right? Oh, man, that guy. Dude, just had his fifth daughter. Oh, they had her? Fifth. Daughter. Five daughters. And they were trying for a boy. That's great. Well, he said he wanted a girl. Oh, he did? Because I talked to her at your house once. And she was like, yeah, well, you know, we already have the four girls. So maybe this time it'll be a boy. Dude. I was talking to him the other day. Oh, gosh. I was talking to him the other day. And I go, dude, you're going to have a lot of grandkids. And he's like, yeah, for sure. And he goes.
I hope that between now and the time they get married, like, that whole tradition changes so that, like, maybe the guy's family pays for the wedding. Oh, my gosh. I didn't even think of that. Five weddings? Yeah, that's impossible. Yeah, that's going to be tough. Five weddings. Well, and that's after five rounds of college. Yeah. Yeah, and I'm sure it won't be expensive by then. No, I'm sure his kids won't want to go to Ivy League schools or anything. Dude, and Rebecca was saying, Rebecca goes, she goes, Because of their ages, there's going to be a point where he has five teenage girls in his home. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, you move away from your teenage children? Yes. I mean, five girls plus the wife? Six women in the house. No way. And they're gorgeous, man. You've got to see these kids. Beautiful. Beautiful kids. Oh, great. So then he gets to deal with five different boyfriends. Mm-hmm. Oh, fuck. I'm telling you, the guy, he has a challenge ahead. Yeah. No. Let's see. 570-1053. Let's take some of your calls. P1 Raider haters online. What's going on, dude? Hey, what's up, mate? What's going on? Hey, I just wanted to see you caught up on season three of Lost Yet. Oh, you are, are you? Last night. No. We were at dinner. And my wife announced to me.
She's been doing this, you know, making these bold statements. I love it. Not only has Lost her favorite show, she says, which she says is just like so passe, like, well, duh, of course it is. But she announced last night that it is her favorite television program of all time. Wow. I just think that's so, wow. I agree with her. Eddie. I agree with her. Eddie, that's irresponsible behavior. That's irresponsible behavior. Just like that? A little bit. Yesterday, I had Sky and I ranked our top five TV shows. That's true. And I went home and made my wife do it, and all three of us lost number one. That's true. And it's such a good show, and I actually stayed up last night until 11 o'clock at night watching it because it was that good. It was one of the best episodes of the entire show's history. It was... Awesome. I haven't seen it. Awesome. Yeah, who has seen it, Ashley? It's on a 10 o'clock night now. I went to bed. I went to bed, you crazy person. This guy, this guy. Don't even tell me what happened. Best show of all time. Some people need to sleep, okay? Awesome. And they'll watch it today. I don't care about that. And they'll watch it today. So please. It's worth it. It's over it right now. Sean, I will kill you with my bare hands. Don't you ever dare. I don't think we have any clips. Oh, darn. Seriously. I'm looking. You know what?
I'll go ahead and get some. All right. Sean, don't be a jerk. I have a question. Eddie, tell me as a guy that doesn't watch Lost and there may be a bunch of people listening right now that do not watch Lost. Tell me something that happened last night. I'm taking the headphones off. I thought we were friends, man. So Sky is saying, I don't want to hear. I know the show. Sky, I have a solution. Take your headphones off. But I'm sitting in the same room with you. See, Ashley is isolated in her own studio. I'm isolating myself. I think if you take your headphones off, it'll be hard to hear. Lame. Fine, whatever. Go ahead. Go ahead. Ruin my life. Go into her studio. Okay. Later. Quit your bitching. Yeah. This guy is leaving the studio so as not to be... Now, if you T-voted and you haven't watched it and you... Don't want to have something ruined. Turn down the radio for like 30 seconds. Turn down the radio for 30 seconds. Eddie. Dude, it was crazy. First of all, they've been doing these flash forwards this season. Well, I think every episode has been a flash forward instead of a flashback. And so in the future, when they're off the island, Jack and Kate end up together as a couple. Did you know that before? No.
Because back when I used to watch in the first season, there seemed like there was a romantic connection. Oh, yeah, for sure. But, you know, Kate's been with Sawyer. Right. And you just didn't know what was going to happen. So they end up together. And last night, Jack proposes to Kate. In the future. In the future. Right. You want to hear that one? Yeah, yeah. All right. Here we go. Eddie, when you're seeing this, you're surprised. You're pretty like, whoa. For sure. Well, now let me explain a little bit. I need to explain. Now, what are you saying? Do you think I'm good at this? He's talking about raising a child because Kate is raising Aaron, Claire's child. Remember we talked about that a few weeks ago? Yeah. And so Jack is like trying to become a dad. He's got dad issues, remember, and all that stuff. Well, he gets a phone call and says, we need you to come basically see Hurley. Hurley's in a mental institution off the island. And Hurley's like in this weird comatose state almost. Hurley is the...
Large man. Correct. And is telling Jack that he sees Charlie, who's dead. And Charlie comes and visits him all the time. And Jack's like, dude, you need to take your beds. You're crazy. And Hurley said, you know, Charlie told me you were coming here today. And Charlie told me that he gave me a message to tell you. And the message is, you're not meant to raise him. And Jack's like, oh, man, what are you talking about? And then he also said that you're going to get a visitor soon. So Jack starts seeing his dad. Come on. Who's dead. And Hurley says, we're all dead anyway, so what does it matter? What? Dude, it was crazy. We're all dead anyway, so what does it matter? Yeah. Do you have any of those clips, Sean? I think I have that one. Let me hear it. Yeah. Did you take in your meds? Because we're dead. All of us. All the Oceanic Six, we're all dead. We never got off that island. Hurley, what'd you do today? What did I do today? I took a shower.
I fed the baby. I thought you didn't want anything to do with Aaron. I changed my mind after the trial. And with Kate, taking care of Aaron, it all seems so perfect. Just like heaven. Just because I'm happy doesn't mean that this isn't real, Earlene. I was happy too, Jack. I saw Charlie. He likes to sit with me on the bench out on the front lawn. What is up? It had like the tone of the first season and creepy, just really crazy storylines. Jack, when he was on the island, you know, in the regular storyline, he needed an appendectomy because he got real sick. And so like that storyline was great. Like all of it was awesome yesterday. I got a great episode. It sounds pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. My wife loves it.
There's a guy on the phone right now that's calling from Korea. It's 1045 at night. He's listening online. P1 Sergio, what's up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get Sky back in. Hello? Yeah, go ahead, Sergio. Hey, what's up? I'm in Korea, actually, and it's 10 o'clock at night, and I figured I'd give you guys a call. I'm listening to you guys online right now. I love you guys' show. I've listened to you guys for a long, long time before I came here, so I figured I'd give you a call and say what's up. That's awesome. Mikey, Eddie. What up? Ashley and Boston Rob. What's up? That's cool. 10 o'clock at night. Screw you, dude. Is it Friday night? Oh, that's Sean, by the way. He doesn't like anybody. I just want you to know that, Sergio. He didn't say hi to me. Yeah, you didn't say hi to Sean either. That was pretty messed up. My bad. What's up? Whatever. Sergio, is it Friday night or is it Thursday night? It's Friday night here. It's Friday night. Well, then party like it's 1999. Exactly. It's Friday night.
I could go out and, well, actually, no, I'm chilling at the house. I'm drinking already. 1045 at night in Korea. He's having his own private party. There you go. Oh, there you go. Thank you for the call, Sergio. I appreciate it. Thank you for listening online. Oh, sure, dude. All right, man. Did you want to say anything else, Sergio? Just, hey, what's up, everybody? All my friends, you know who I am. If you're listening, you know who I am. So I just want to say what's up to everybody. and Mikey. All right, dude, thank you. Hi. That's Sergio. Wow, there's like a delay in the whole thing. He was underwater, too. I know, that's a trip. I wonder what Korea's like.
Dude, all I have to say is sitting in Ashley's studio, not hearing the audio of what was going on, but just watching Eddie's face and Sean's face was so entertaining. We were just watching Sean's expressions on the camera, and he's like wigging out. It was so much fun. You were going to freak. Oh, I can't. You were going to freak. You were freaking. Your face will do the same thing. I'm sure it will. Your face will have face on it? Your face will turn inside out. Oh, my gosh. Space Boy is on the line, and he went to the premiere of Iron Man in Hollywood. Oh, my God. I was thinking about him yesterday. Space Boy. Hey, good morning, everybody. What's up, dude? It's an awesome time seeing Iron Man a couple days ago. Oh, dude. Yeah, so tell us about it. You went up there in a limo? Yeah, we cruised up there in a limo, and we roll up, and that place is just a zoo. Everybody is there. All the paparazzi, all the TV stations, TV guide, everybody's there. So we head up the, there's like two red carpets, right? There's one for the stars and then one for the people who are just there to watch the movie. And so we were like walking past all the stars and we watched them all come in. We saw Vince Vaughn, P. Diddy, Stan Lee, Jonas Brothers. Wow! My favorite, Billy Corgan, showed up. Wow! What about all the people from the actual movie? Did you see Jon Favreau or Robert Downey Jr.?
We did see Robert Downey, but it was from a distance. Yeah. We were already being shown in. And what is the actual theater? Because it was a man's Chinese theater, right? Right. What is the actual theater like? Is it real large? Well, they actually have six theaters now. Okay. So I guess they were showing the movie in more than just one. So we were ushered to our own theater. Oh, okay. Wow. So were the stars in one theater, you were in another? Yeah, I was kind of surprised about the segregation, but I guess I kind of understand. Yeah. So I wonder who is in the theater with the stars. I'm guessing executives and all that. People with security clearance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What a trip. I go to the theater. All right. What a trip. Well, that sounds fun, dude. Yeah, thanks a lot, you guys. It was a blast. That's amazing. Oh, cool. All right, thanks, Space Boy. All right, Matt, see you guys later. You should have seen his outfit. You can see it if you want to. Go to MikeyShow.com. And he had to come up. It was a person that came up with the best costume for Iron Man, you know, the Iron Man costume. When we come back, I'm going to tell you about that. What, what, Rob? Check out who's on line one. Hasn't talked to you in a while. Oh, boy. Rolo. The heck? Rolo.
Oh, come on. I mean, are you joking? What a joke. He's the best. Oh, my goodness. Rob. Yes. Oh, what's up? I like it. Rob, obviously, with a sense of humor. I really need to shave my beard all pencil thin. That's right. That's right. Five o'clock, shadow, pencil-thin, beard. Walk on the beach. Yes. My shirt wide open. Yeah. You mean your blouse. Text us at 35253. And our phone number is 5701053. Yeah, when we come back, I'm going to tell you about that fugitive mom here in San Diego. It's very dramatic. This song is very dramatic. Very dramatic. love is dramatic. It really is. It really is. I mean, if it's right, it is, yeah. David Tullen, the stand-up spotlight. Stand-up spotlight. This is New York. This is like the house music capital. You got to work it. You got to push it. I don't gotta do anything. I don't like being hoarded around by my music, alright? Down a notch. Just a little bit.
There's one guy, the worst guy in the music, the Yanni man. You know Yanni, right? First of all, anyone who looks like a magician and doesn't do magic, doesn't like magic. I hate it, but I love the word ta-da. I love that word. I don't get to say it, right? I never do any magic. You can't just walk around going ta-da, ta-da, ta-da. The only time I can say it is when I do something really stupid. Or surprising. Like if I go out drinking all night, hitting strip clubs, and I come home, and I still got some money. Ta-da! I thought I was broke. Used to eat a lot of natural food. Learn most people natural causes. Mikey. Derek, glad you could join us for KFC night. Matt, your family is so polite. We weren't always. Not before the KFC drumsticks and thighs bucket. A whole bucket of the good stuff? We used to fight over the legs and thighs. But now we all get the juicy dark meat we love. Without getting an elbow where it doesn't belong. Sorry.
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So far, we're getting by with a quiet ride out here this morning. A couple of things to be aware of, though. There is an accident here working in the South 15 here just past West Bernardo Drive, leaving debris in the freeway here as well. You will find a bit of a slowdown around that. Getting past that, though, you're pretty much back up to speed. Looking good on the South on 7 o'clock down the North County shoreline. Just a brief slowdown here at Manchester. North 15 at the 94 as you work your way out of the South Bay here. Somebody hit a wooden pallet and leaving debris across the freeway and a little damage done to their car there, so be careful if you're heading that direction. Other than that, the rest of our freeway is at the speed. Pretty quiet for you, so enjoy the ride. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Oh, boy, was I hungry. Glad we stopped at Mickey D's. Me, too. How's your Angus third pounder? You mean my new Angus Chipotle barbecue bacon third pounder? I'll tell you in a second. Mmm. Good? It is sweet, saucy, spicy, my little love one. So then you like it? I love it. A chipotle dream, sizzling bacon on your American cheese. Doing a tango with my senses, much like you. Well, it's nothing like me, really. But it does sound like a great burger. Not just great. It is 100% Angus beef caressed by chipotle barbecue sauce and Angus chipotle barbecue bacon third pounder. Well...
Good. Um, listen, I'm thinking maybe we shouldn't meet my parents tonight. Why not? Participation and duration may vary. They're back at McDonald's. Get an icy cold 42-ounce soft drink for just 69 cents, but only for a limited time. Cool down today with a refreshing Coca-Cola or zero-calorie Diet Coke, a thirst-quenching Powerade, or tangy Minute Maid light lemonade. Just 69 cents. You are listening to The Mikey Show. With Mikey. Being Christian was, like, really good for me. Eddie. When have I ever been overconfident? Once I'm out on somebody, I'm out. Yeah. Sean. Hold on. You're making me sound like I'm crazy. Time out. Be Rizzle. Go me. All right. That's right. Go you. And Ashley. I'm a laughy person. The Mikey show's on. Oh, we are messed up in the head. Rock 105.3. Welcome back. It is 640. After the fallout from the Vanity Fair photos, Disney has canceled Miley Cyrus' appearance at a red carpet event today. NBA playoffs last night saw Detroit come back and eliminate the 76ers in Game 6. Sky's favorite all-time band, Dave Matthews' band. Our text number is 35253. If you want to text us, you can call us at 570-1053. Well, I think he's saying, you know, Dave, he's got that voice quality, you know. But
I don't make fun of Depeche Mode. What is there to make fun of? You're right, Sean. Boston Rob is going to be dropping a new song today. Nice. And I know you're going to find this hard to believe. The song is about Sky. There was a bit of a face drop that went out there. There was a bit of a... See how you operate? Yeah, try and butter me up. Who do you think you... So we are going to be doing this thing on May the 10th that is going to be a pretty big deal. We have a few P1s in the studio right now. Raise your hand if you know what's going on May the 10th. Two of them do. Let me fill everybody else in. And everybody that's listening right now, if you do not know what's going on May the 10th. It's a week from tomorrow. A week from tomorrow. Oh, my goodness. I didn't even realize that. Is it really? Oh, you just sprained my brain. Me too. It's next Saturday? It's next Saturday. Holy cow.
Oh my. Wait, no. I thought it was like a long time away. Wow. Yeah, Sean is flying out here. We're doing the P1 sticker strike a week from tomorrow. At Qualcomm. And it's going to be, I don't know, ginormous. I mean, we're talking, so. It's so hard when we talk about it because of the enormity of it. It's like I want to try to put it in perspective for you. The way that I always start is by telling you that when we did it last year, we shut down the 15. They had a sig alert on the 15. And so SDPD said, we'll help you this time. So it doesn't. Thank you. So it's not an issue. So a week from tomorrow, we'll be at Qualcomm and we'll be introducing the brand new Mikey Show P1 Army sticker sponsored by Cricket Wireless and the U.S. Border Patrol. It's a cool sticker. If you already have a sticker, you get the next one, next generation. We'll put it right next to the old one. So it's going to be at Qualcomm from 10 in the morning to 1 in the afternoon. Our promotion director is building a giant stage. We're going to be doing a live broadcast out there.
Huge. Yeah. We're talking about $200,000 in cash and prizes that we'll be giving away out there. See, when we do this, it's not just, oh, we're going out there and we're going to be giving you the sticker. It's good. I mean, personally, it's good enough that we're giving the sticker, but we're throwing in $200,000 in cash and prizes to encourage. One person will win. A Kawasaki 2008 Ninja 250R from House of Motorcycles. Awesome! But here's some other prizes that we're going to have out there. How about a flat screen TV from Encinitas TV? Oh, yeah. I'll take it. How about season tickets to the 08 Charger season? Get out of here with that. How about a $1,000 gas card? Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. $2,500 gift certificate from Audio Car towards audio video equipment. I need that. Pretty nice. And every single person. Oh, they're showing the Air Bowl. Oh, the Red Bull. There you are, Mike. That's what I'm going to do today, dude. How crazy is it? That's what they're going to do today. I'm going to be in one of those suckers. They fly at 250 miles an hour. That's fast.
Feet above the ocean. That's crazy. That's crazy. Okay. And then everybody that goes through Qualcomm, every single person a week from tomorrow that comes through there will win a $50 gift certificate toward a good neighbor tattoo and a free car wash from Massey Toyota. That's a minimum you're going to win. Like you're guaranteed that. Guaranteed. Every person. That's really cool. Every single person that comes through there is guaranteed that. So why are we doing this? Because we want to put those stickers on every car in San Diego. That's why. And the way it is just from the first one we practically did, just from the first sticker strike that we did at Qualcomm, I see those stickers all over the place. But the idea is that you're a P1. A P1 is an exclusive Mikey show listener. You listen to the Mikey show. It's like your favorite show. Saying that you're a P1 is basically saying that the Mikey show is your favorite show. Right. You listen to the Mikey show for long periods of time. You listen exclusively to us. And this is the phrase that you're going to hear all the time. Know the rules. I just gave them to you. When you call into the Mikey show, turn down your radio, get to the point.
Don't cuss. That's the rules. And if it goes down like that, it's a real good time. So a week from tomorrow is the P1 sticker strike, and we would love to see you come out there. It should be a real good time. Last night, Barack Obama was on the David Letterman show doing the top ten. But you couldn't get on Arsenio? I guess that was the deal. Let's listen. Cut nine. How about that Democratic presidential nominee race? It's nutty. The category tonight, surprising facts about Barack Obama. Surprising facts about Barack Obama. And presenting the list tonight, Democratic presidential candidate, Senator Barack Obama. Let's turn on the CBS satellite, ladies and gentlemen. How are you, Dave? Good, Barack. How are you? Thank you very much for being here. They should have had a puppet up, Barack. Here we go. Top ten surprising facts about Barack Obama. Number ten. My first act as president will be to stop the fighting between Lauren and Heidi on the hills. Thank you very much. It's about time, by God. Number nine. In the Illinois primary, I accidentally voted for Kucinich. What? Number eight. When I tell my kids to clean their room, I finish with, I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message. Kids will pay attention. Number seven. Throughout high school, I was consistently voted...
Barackius. What does that mean? What does that even mean? Number six. Earlier today, I bowled a 39. Yeah. Go get him. Number five. I have canceled all my appearances the day the Sex and the City movie opens. Yeah, me too. I'm with you, Mike. I love that one. Number four. It's the birthplace of Fred Astaire. What? Sorry, that's a surprising fact about Omaha. Oh. Number three. We are tirelessly working to get the endorsement of Kentucky Derby favorite, Colonel John. Yeah. It's a horse. Okay, I like that one, too, once it was explained. This has nothing to do with the top ten. But what the heck is up with Paula Abdul? Yeah, exactly. Exactly. That's what we're talking about. And the number one surprising fact about Barack Obama. I have not slept since October. I believe it. There it is, ladies and gentlemen. It was good. It was a good one. Yeah, that sounded fantastic. I just really loved it. Yeah, Ash, if you could just burn that onto a CD so I could loop it in my... Just listen to it over and over again. Speaking of Paula Abdul, cut 21. I had to get up today.
I had to face hideous things that were being said about me. I'm no stranger to having both did that. And that's what's... Believe it or not, the show has given me such a life lesson in strength. Paula's courage. Only we were with the American Idol judge for her honest reaction to the fallout over her confused comments and rumors that she's drinking. Do I have to wake up tomorrow wishing that I don't have to get up? Pulling the covers over my head. I looked like a fool, I suppose, but I didn't know I did. I didn't think I did. I thought I was being really good with my critique. Hollywood is weird, man. Wow. Hollywood is a strange place. Oh, man. You know, because it's like a whole community unto itself, including the TV shows. She's a victim? Yes. Well, she's courageous. Yes, she had the courage, Eddie. I mean, would you have that kind of courage? What good courage? Yes. That was from Entertainment Tonight. Yeah, it's like a weird, like, we're going to cover, like, Hollywood will go, you know, we're going to act like everything's cool. Well, to get their scoops, to get their statements from the stars, they will err on their side.
Yes. So they're good with the whole American Idol franchise. They'll get special treatment. They know next time Paula is crazy, they'll get her statement first. That is so strange. That's crazy! Our text number is 35253. Our phone number is 5701053. Shawnee, oh boy, had a very interesting day yesterday. What happened with you yesterday, Shawnee? Shawnee? Shawnee? Now, Shawnee had an interesting day with his wife. His wife had something kind of crazy happen with her. Yeah, at about 3 o'clock yesterday, I get a phone call at work, and it's my wife, and she's saying she's feeling really dizzy and nauseated and thinks she needs to call 911 to get an ambulance. So I told her, you know, if you can hold on, hold on. I'm going to get in the car right now. I jumped in the car. I went home.
Got her, went to the hospital. We spent the better part of the evening in the hospital trying to figure out what's going on with her. They did a, they tried to do an MRI and she clawed her way out of the tube. What? Wait, wait, wait. What does that mean? Yeah, what does that mean? So they put her, you know, they tried to put her in the tube. And you know how it's like motorized, you know, and the tray like slides into the tube? Yeah. She took her hands and started. clawing at the inside of the tube to push that little tray back out. Why? Because she was freaking out. People freak out when those things are very claustrophobic. Extremely claustrophobic. She'd never had one then. No. And learned. They're not for her. They're not for her. Not so much. Not so much. Do they have any other way of doing that than that? Not an MRI, but they can do a thing called a CT scan, which is far less sensitive. But if there's anything going on, they wanted to scan her head and her brain. If anything major is going on, they can see it pretty readily. So they did that. They didn't find anything. They gave her some medication. She started to feel better. And eventually we went home. But she's got to follow up with an ear, nose, and throat specialist to figure out what's going on. Dang.
That's scary, Shelby. Yeah, I'm doing the same thing. I'm going to get a CAT scan with the ENT, the ear, nose, and throat. So they think it's something related to ear, nose, and throat? Yeah. Really? Because if your equilibrium is off, that's where it's basically getting dizzy. Were they able to, so would the medication that they gave her kind of stabilize her? Yeah. That's good, man. Of course, thanks. It was scary for a little while. They say crazy things when you're there, you know. We want to rule out this, rule out that. It's like, oh, jeez. Yeah, don't even say that word. Yeah. Yeah. 35253. Our phone number, 5701053. One week from tomorrow, Qualcomm Stadium. All of the show. All seven of us. And you. If you want to read our blogs, go to MikeyShow.com. It's keyword blogs. Billy Bush asked Clay Aiken about his sexuality live on the radio. Play you that audio when we get back. Yeah, you guys get a lot of calls every morning that people will pick on Sky or Ashley or giving Eddie or Sean stuff. Every one of you are great. Thank you, man. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. Jeff, I'm officially inviting you to my Cinco de Mayo extravaganza. It's going to be huge. Oh, great. Can I bring anything? Uh, let me think.
Can you bring a couple Coronas? I'll handle the limes. Done and done. Oh, and some chips. Some Coronas and chips. I got the limes. Check. Oh, and some sand for the floor. Coronas, chips, sand, that's it. Limes are covered. Okay. Oh, and if you have any piñatas, bring those. Coronas, chips, sand, piñatas, no limes. Okay, you know, I'm not sure. And a laser light show. Coronas, chips, sand, piñatas, and a laser light show. Leave the limes to me. Where am I going to find lasers? And if you don't mind, can you also bring a mariachi band? Coronas, chips, sand, piñatas, lasers, and a mariachi band. But don't even think about bringing limes, buddy. Uh-huh. Yeah, are you kidding me? Oh, and some, uh, limes. This Cinco de Mayo, don't forget to have plenty of Corona and Corona light on hand. Imported by Crown Imports, Chicago, Illinois. Relax responsibly. This is Budweiser's Red Brick Brewhouse, built in the 1890s in St. Louis, Missouri. This is our unique blend of hops added by hand to the brew kettles inside. The aroma rises through the ornate hops vine chandelier in an atrium above and passes two closed doors on the sixth floor. Behind these golden doors sits a long wooden table with beach wood inlays, surrounded by tools of the trade. This is the Budweiser Tasting Room. This is where at 3 p.m. every day, the glasses are filled and brewmasters trained to taste beer sample Budweiser from our 12 local breweries.
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Last week, my check engine light came off, and I heard the radio ad yesterday morning on the way to work, and I went to the Mission Boards location, and Nick hooked it up. He found out that my number three spark plug wasn't firing, so I told him, hey, you know, I can fix that myself, but I told him, you know, even though he wasn't able to do the service on my truck, that he has my service down the road for when my transmission goes out. Because he did that for free, right? Yeah, he did it for free. See, I mean, how can you not respect that? You didn't end up having, and most people, they would have charged you just to tell you that. And then, you know what I mean? And now that guy's got a customer for life. And that's basically what Amco's philosophy is. Amco diagnoses you for free, just like this guy. It's double A-M-C-O. Vicki, I know it wasn't the best of times, but I never wanted this. Pimples can be dramatic. From the first day, I was a pain. Fortunately, they're Xeno, the revolutionary device that eliminates pimples in as little as 24 hours. But I want to have children pointing at you and laughing. Pull the plug on pimples with Xeno. It's dermatologist recommended, FDA approved, and available everywhere acne products are sold. Xeno clearly outsmarts pimples.
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You see, hey, by the way, by the way, Chantel, I have to tell you, it's not what we did for you. Guess what Eddie did for you? Already this early in the morning? Eddie, our producer, made sure that you had these sandwiches that you requested last week. So I'm walking in and this guy's walking out and I'm asking Seth, what is that? And he said, the sandwiches you requested. And I jumped up and down and did a little cheer. That's awesome. That's awesome. Super excited. Your appearance today is very, like, impressive. It is very, like, I don't know. I get this feeling that you're, like, a college prep student today, you know? I'm actually going to the gym right after. I see. That is what you're going to work out in? Well, no, I take my cute jacket off. Oh, yeah. And then take your final exam. But I have my tinnies. Oh, I see. I see. Very nice. And my little pants. Very nice. Chantel is in the house.
Welcome back to the show. It is 7-0-1. The woman known as the D.C. Madam allegedly hanged herself on her mother's property in Florida. Colorado Rocky star shortstop Troy Tulewitzki tore a tendon in his quadriceps. He's going to be out until at least the All-Star break. Our text number, 35253. Our phone number, 570-1053. A little bit later on, we're going to be asking you what's the most expensive thing you've ever ruined. Chantel, do you have one that comes to mind, or would you have to think about it for a while? No, my Michelle watch. Your Michelle watch? Yes. What is a Michelle watch? Michelle, you know, it's a watch. Sky's friend. Sky's friend gave you a watch. And it has diamonds around it, and I dropped it. And what happened? The whole thing stopped working? Yeah, well, it's supposed to be, you know, you can go underwater with it or something, but definitely not true. What did you do, drop it in the toilet? Eddie. Eddie. The sink. Okay. Why the toilet? I don't know. I don't know what you're doing.
I don't. So, did you get it fixed or is it still not fixed? No, I'm good. I got a new one. There you go. Oh, excuse us. Oh, look at those eyes. Look at those guilty eyes. What's the name of the dude that got it for you? Love you, Mom. Oh. It's the most expensive thing a guy's ever given you, Chantel. Hmm. 2005 drag. Yeah. How I wish. Where are you? Find me. I'm actually trying to think. Oh, a Tiffany's necklace. It's really nice. We're not together, but I still love the gift. Birthday or Christmas? Birthday. It was a birthday gift? Yeah, yeah. But the coolest birthday gift I've gotten from someone was skydiving. Skydiving? No way. He took me skydiving. I wanted to go really, really bad. You did tandem. You had to do the tandem, right? Yes. Yeah. And you enjoyed it? Loved.
Really? I want to get to five so I can go by myself. So we're working on that. Are you still doing that? Yeah, I love it. That's pretty cool. Eddie wants to go. I can see it in his face. No, thank you. Hello? Hello, guys. Oh, why is Barbara calling? Hi, Barbara. Barbara, what's up? The reason I'm calling this... Barbara calling. We know. We know Barbara. And I had a long PTA meeting yesterday in Rancho Santa Fe. You did? Yes, and I just got out of it. But I just wanted to call in because as I announced to you guys yesterday, as you know, I'm a black woman. Wait, I don't. You said that, yeah. I heard Chantel in the air and I wanted to call in and say, hey, sister. What up? Chantel, don't buy it. The reason that I'm even able to be on God's green earth, is because of my sass, because of my ability to boogie through problems. No. I'm sure Chantel can relate to this. Whenever I have an issue in my life, all I do, I boogie through it. Really? I do. That's great. I boogie through it. Yes, I condone boogie-ness. That's right. Thank you so much. Boogie in your butt.
Yes. What? That's a song by Eddie Murphy. It is. You see, the only reason I know that, I'm a black woman. No, you're not, though. Thank you. We know many things. That's right. We know everything. Okay. So anyway, I just wanted to call in and check in and say what's up with the sisterhood and Kaka Waka and break one off and everything else. And then finally, I just wanted to say... Hi. Thank you. Thanks, Barbara. That's Barbara. She calls in. I don't know why. Nobody's really buying that she's a black woman. She says words and phrases. Yeah, but that doesn't convince anybody. Doesn't convince. So yesterday on Billy Bush's radio show. He asked Clay Aiken about his sexuality. Now, as you know, this is a topic that seems to be avoided with Clay Aiken. Nobody comes out and just straight out asks him. But we have eyes. Right. And ears. That is true. Thank you. Spam a lot. And a brain. Cut 16. How hard has it been for you to deal with the lows, meaning the scrutiny about your personal life, most pointedly your sexuality? Why do people care at all?
Um, I really have no idea. I mean, it can be difficult after, especially initially. I think when you get into anything and you're not used to people scrutinizing this, that, or the other, it bothers you. After a while, you kind of just say, forget this. Taking the stance of never confirming or denying his sexual preferences, which he has every right to do, Clay Aiken came to my Billy Bush radio show, All Smiles, laughing off the perpetual curiosity into his personal life. Does it play to your advantage to sort of leave it as a mystery? I mean... Um, I don't... Does it play to my advantage? I don't really know. I don't... Maybe so. Who knows? Maybe so. We all know. All questions are answered now. What are you talking about? Did anyone feel that was kind of a softball way of going about the, like if you're going to do it. I feel it was like, I'm going to still get you to talk about it, but I'm going to make it look like I'm the good guy interviewer. Who's like, who has sympathy for you that you have to deal with the media scrutinizing you about your sexuality. So what are your thoughts about that? Give me a break. Y'all see what you're doing. It's true. Take a breath.
Crazy. There was another real big thing that I wanted to... Oh, I know what it was. I got a random debate question for you. And Chantel, you can answer this too. Everybody listening. Here is the text number. 35253 or call us at 570-1053. If you had to spend one year in a submarine or a prison, which would it be? Holy cow. Submarine or prison? I think that's easy. For me, it's easy, too. Really? Mm-hmm. In fact, it's so easy for me that I can't imagine anybody picking the other. Okay. Wow. I would say... Now I'm scared. Easily. And you can't... Okay. Now, let me describe what the situations are. Okay. If you're on the submarine, you can't get off of it for one year. Okay. And it's underwater the whole time? I don't know. Yes. It's small in there.
Okay, now wait a minute. Now, let me explain. In order for it to be underwater for you, obviously you can breathe and the whole deal. And you also get this thing where like, so you're not going to get out of there and your skin's going to be all jacked up. You know what I mean? They have like a UV. They've got some kind of UV. Yeah, so that you don't like get all, you know, your skin doesn't crack open. Okay. Okay, great. Now, if you're in prison, you're just in prison. Okay. It's a deal. You're in prison. There's no special deal that's been, you know, whatever. Easily the submarine for me. Oh, wow. What? Easily the submarine for me. I think in prison for sure. I can see the daylight. Absolutely. Yeah, man. I want to be able to go out in the yard and I'll be able to work out. I'll be able to see the sun. Exactly. You will not be able to drop the soap. True. There are some risks and dangers involved in being in prison, but I'll hook up with the right crew and I'll be protected. Oh, my. You too, Chantel? Yes, I said it as you were talking. I was like, yes, I'll be in prison.
But Chantel, if you're on the submarine, you don't have people wanting to beat you up. They're your friends. It's so good. Yes, I try to beat Chantel up. I need to stretch out and try to beat Chantel up. True that, please. What you're saying is you can't bust a move in a submarine. There's not enough room. Yeah, there's not enough room. Not seeing sunlight. Yes. Sky. I keep going back and forth. Make up your mind. Because I'm so... Thank you, Ashley. I could probably help you, Tia. Wait, Beto, how can you help me? Take the submarine, dude. I've been in prison, dude. You've never been. You're 14 years old. Yeah, and we're in dupe for like three hours. Beto. No, I wasn't, dude. Yeah, remember when the Nana went and picked you up and you got a whooping? That's not true, dude. I was in prison, dude, at Pelican Bay, dude. For what? I just want to give a shout out to all my homies that are still there, dude. Will you stop it? I love all you guys in the shoe unit. The shoe unit? Yeah, dude. And I just want to send out my condolences to Smiley's family, dude. Smiley? Yeah, dude, because I know
What's up? Okay. Nice. I got put in there, dude, for three years, bro. No, you didn't. I got out after a year for good behavior. No, you didn't. How were you there three years? I was there for three years for over lovemaking. That's stupid. That's not a crime. Because they were all, the judge was all, You can't make love like this so much. And I was all, yeah, I can, dude. Yeah, I can. Stop it. And then he was all, no, you can't, man. Like, you're not going to show me up like that. And I was all, what? And he was all, yeah, just because you think you're, like, all hard and everything. Like, you're all tough. And I was all, no, Judge. No, Judge, you don't understand, dude. I'm just, you have to. You have to live my life, dude. What are you talking about? You're not even making sense, Beto. Hey, what's up? I want to say hi to all my homies on death row. You're my dogs. Okay. You know you're on death row for three years. And also, dude, I just want to say, I want to admit some stuff. I was in prison because I beat up this entire gang, dude. No, shut up. Can you stop it? Yeah, dude. And then I killed him all with my bare hands, dude. Yeah.
And then when I went in front of the judge, the judge was all, I will throw this book at you. And I was all, don't throw a judge. I don't even care, dude. And dude, he took a book. threw it at me, dude. Seriously, and it hit me in the head and it cut me open. I was like, whoa. I was all dizzy and everything. And then I beat the judge up. And then they bustified me right there. Yeah, dude, they stuck me in chains and everything. And I was wearing this black and white, like I look like a referee, dude. And then they took me in there and I was all... I have to do hard stuff before you do hard stuff to me. So you're my lady. You're my lady. You're my lady. And all the dudes that were even all hard, dude, they were like, whoa, that dude is cut. Dude. And so the biggest dude on the yard, right? Yeah. His name was John, but they called him Tio John.
Uncle John. That's medicine. I walked right up to his face and I was all, what's up? You're my lady. And he was all scared. He was all scared, dude. And he was all, what up, Beto? I'm your lady. I'm your lady, man. Sell me for a pack of cigarettes, dude. Sell me for a pack of cigarettes. So Beto, you're gay? No, dude, I ain't gay. That's what it sounds like. No, dude, it's just that you have to do what you do to survive. Aren't you late for homeroom? No. If you need to know how to make a shiv, just email me through Uncle Eddie and I'll look you up. No one's impressed, Beto. That's my nephew, Beto. Well, the thing with Beto is, Beto, he thinks he's cool, he's lost, he tries to do it his way, it never works out. Here are some of the text messages that we're getting about the impossible, the random debate. Would you rather be in a submarine, you can't get off of it for a year, or be in prison for a year? This text says, oh man, prison, there's at least windows there, and my dad was a submariner. Lots of those dudes are weird. Oh, wow. It's P1 Amy. Mikey, submarine for sure, much bigger than a 5x7 cell. That's a P1 plumber.
That's true. If you have freedom, you can walk around wherever you want on the ship. That's true. Mikey, submarines are the easy choice. Prison is a crazy place, and your odds of being stabbed in prison are higher than on a sub. That's true. Subs have the best food. Says who? Yeah. Subs, hands down, you have plenty of room. P1 Nate, I don't know, maybe he's on one. Maybe they're thinking of Submarina. Oh, he thought I said you have to be trapped in a Submarina. Which is delicious. Good thinking, Ash. Or be in prison. Right. In prison, you have free space and you could have visits. Or is it like solitary confinement? Well, it's just prison, so you do have visitors. You do not have visitors on the submarine. 570-1053 is the number. P1 Avocado is on the line. Yeah, brother, I got to say prison, bro, because one, you get sunlight, and two, you get conjugal visits. Not necessarily. Oh, no. Not necessarily. You have to, like, petition for conjugal visits. They got to approve it. It's not like just anybody gets conjugal visits. No, but if you're married.
I don't know even that. I don't know if you're married that everybody just gets conjugal visits. I thought it has to be like kind of a... Well, that's why Rob's getting married. Oh. I didn't realize. Investigate that, Rob. I did not realize. Whoa. P1 Jose. No way, Jose. What are you doing, turkey? No way, turkey. No way. Jose. No way, Jose. Jose. Hello, guys. Hi. You know, I have this friend of the Navy. He's about to retire. He's been there for about 20 years. Uh-huh. And he's in a submarine. Yeah. And he tells me that 160 men will go under the sea and 80 couples will come back. Okay. Go to prison, Al. Okay. Well, I guess we get that message. Yeah. I think we get what he's saying there. I wonder if Clay Aiken was on the submarine. Yes. Just joking. I've made up my mind. Skye's made up her mind. I will be in the submarine.
Why? Well, P1 Ryan has been IMing me. And he says there's ham on the submarine. His wife used to be a prison guard in women's prisons. And he says that in the women's prisons, they're not like segregated based on crimes like they are in the men's prisons, like the murderers are in this wing. They say it's all there and it's up to the women inside the prison to make the hierarchy. And he says women who actually make it to prison, like their crimes are crazy. You know, because women don't, like, commit crimes the same way men do. Right. So, yeah. So, if they're there, they usually whack somebody or something. Yeah, I would be dead. I would be somebody's girlfriend immediately. Nice. I'd protect you. So, I'm definitely going to be homeless. Yeah, Chantel would be higher in the hierarchy so she could protect you. Yeah. She would trade you. Yes, she would. She would trade you for some bubble gum. I would never. And writing utensils. For some eyeliner. That's right. I'll give you Sky for a Maybelline eyeliner and that yellow notepad. I'll be on the sub. P1 Talon was on a submarine. Talon, are you there? Hey, good morning, Mikey. Good morning, dude. So you were on it for three months. Well, I was, yeah, the longest stretch I was on was three months. I think they sound fine. It is. It's not a problem. What's the sleeping conditions like? Like, what is the, what is your bunk?
Well, if you're on a Trident, then you have your own. If you what? If you chew Trident. Yes. By the way, four out of five in a survey say that they recommend it for their patients who chew them. No way, Jose. So if you chew Trident, what? No, if you are on a Trident submarine. I see. What the heck is that? What the heck do you mean? Can you chew? Wow. Well, you didn't tell me that. What is a Trident submarine? Say again? Oh, for crying out loud. It's very clear. I say, what is a Trident submarine? Those are the ones with potentially nuclear missiles on board. I see. Potentially. Allegedly. Yes, allegedly. If you're on a Trident submarine, what is the sleeping condition? You have your own rack and you do whatever you want with it. So are you in there with a whole bunch of guys? Yeah, it's usually about nine people to a room. Okay, so the room has nine bunks in it. Wow. But you don't have to share your bunk. No, you don't have to share your bunk on a trident. What other subs do you have to share your bunk? Share your bunk? Yeah, you have to rotate. There's two kinds. There's a fast attack and there's a trident. The tridents have more... They're bigger because they have to be able to carry those missiles. Allegedly. Allegedly. And the fast attacks are much, much smaller because all they really are out there to do is...
hunt and kill other ships. So, when you say sleep with, so are you saying that, like, it's a bunk that two guys sleep in, like, next to each other? No, it's, uh, they do this thing on facetites called hot racking. When one person is on watch, the other will go to the bunk. Oh, so you get into a bunk, and it smells like the other dude. Oh, man, that does not sound... Tridents are huge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, how's the food on those things? It's awesome. They do this thing called a purse trans that they just bring in fresh food. Purse trans? Yeah, personnel transfer. What they do is they fly Dooney and Burke and coach bags in every three months and you get to trade your old one out. Clay Aiken just text messaged and said he'll take the sub. I knew it. Thank you. Thank you, Taylor. I appreciate it.
Ladies and gentlemen, Eddie Murphy. Our text number is 35253. Our phone number is 5701053. Coming up next, Battle of the Sexes. Team Sass won last week. That's right, dude. Girls versus guys. Please. This text says, Mikey, I'd take jail, three hots, and a cot. And if I get stabbed when I get out, I'll make a hit rap album. There you go. P1, shank me. Mikey, sub for sure. After the year is over, you're done. Prison, you have the record for the rest of your life. That's P1 Tourmaline. This one says, hey, Mikey, you can drink beer on a sub. That's P1 Downstone. Stop it now. P1 Danielle, text messages said, prison, because I need to see the sign. Chantel does not like it when Eddie starts to dance for her. She's so jealous.
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The East County hasn't been too bad. Westbound 52, though, is starting to pick up a few more brake lights up the 125 at Asante to the top of the summit. West 8 looking fine through La Mesa in the Mission Valley. Just a brief delay past the Q. Your 94 King Freeway also pretty nice as well. Just a few brake lights from 28th Street into downtown. And things have been cooperating very nicely here out of the South Bay. 505 northbound. Got some good-looking speeds here up into the city. The 805 does start to slow a bit, though, out of Kearney Mesa now as you head up over the 52. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Hey, is this Todd? Yes. Todd wrote me an email. Tell everybody what you wrote me in the email. Mikey, I bought a Simmons Beautyrest Cunningham pillow top over at Sleep Train two weeks ago, and it was just an amazing experience. The salesperson gave me 10% off before he even knew I was in there for the Mikey show. And then I used the Ace card and said, oh, Mikey told me to come in, and I got an additional 10. So all in all, I saved 20% on the mattress. And I bought it at Mission Valley at 11 o'clock. They had it delivered and installed in Chula Vista by 2.30 on the same day. That's rad. And what's even more amazing, since it was a Cunningham pillow top, it was personally delivered by Richie Cunningham and Patsy Weber. It was just an amazing experience. That's awesome. Hey, how do you like sleeping on it? It's amazing. I've never had any problems sleeping before, but with the new mattress, it's even better.
It's completely amazing. I would recommend Sleep Train to all the P1s out there. And Richie Cunningham and Potsy Weber delivered it. Absolutely. You can definitely meet Richie and Potsy if you get the Cunningham pillow top. There you go. That's beautiful. Hey, dude, I appreciate it. Thank you for calling. Thanks, Mikey. We'll see you. Mikey Show with another Mikey Moment. Hello? Yeah, it's Barbara calling. What's going on? Hillary can't make a comment on anybody that's black because she isn't black. Is that what I'm hearing here? I don't necessarily think so. I can comment on it. Why? Because I'm a black woman. No, you're not. Black people say to me all the time. They come up to me like, wow, are you bullshit. Nobody would say that, first of all. How do you feel about the pastor's comments? Well, I am so glad you asked me that. Why are you changing your voice? Hold on, Barbara.
I just snapped. I really don't believe you. Welcome back. It is 7.33. Uma Thurman testified yesterday in the trial of a man accused of stalking her for two years. Broncos quarterback Jake Cutler has diabetes. He says he won't affect his play. My brother has that. Does he have to do the daily insulin? Dude, his, he has to do, he has like to have a... a thing that's permanently attached inside his gut. And he's got this thing that looks like a beeper and it just constantly keeps giving him a flow. But he's pretty healthy because of that thing. Mark. Mark is, I'll say this nicely, the most frugal person that I know. And so they have these things to test your blood that are absolutely painless. He still uses this
old thing. Like pinprick. Yeah, this pinprick thing that goes in his finger because he won't spend the money to get the nicer one or whatever it is. Oh, man. You believe that guy? That'll be a gift. I'm telling you. Did I say what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I should get him as a gift, right? I wonder if he would be, and I've actually said, I think I've actually said something similar to that. And he's like, no, I like my way, but I'm going to get it for him. Eddie has been messing with Chantel the entire break long. I'm just enjoying my sandwich, Mike. I think it's delicious and she's acting all high and mighty over here. Chantel, do you have any predictions about today's battle of the sexes? Let me say this about Team Sass. They are very, very, very pretty girls. That's all I have to say. He said we're very pretty girls. That's true. I'll bite to that. How's the sandwich? Team Sass was just voted the best-looking losing team in Battle of the Sass. We won last week.
I'm just saying, you know. Why do you seem to skip over that? I'm just saying that if you look at the record. Oh, the scoreboard, as it were. Well, why don't we just do this now? Well, Team Sass is on a one-game winning streak. That means that they've won one in a row. Whatever. So, what we're going to do is we are going to begin, I believe, with the guys, Eddie? I think it is our turn. It is. And we're going to lead off with our Coco Crisp Boston Rob. I mean, isn't Coco Crisp just kind of your, you know, middle-of-the-road type player? Great defensive player. Yeah, he's a lead-off hitter. Lead-off hitter. Very fast. There you go. Very fast. All right, so for those of you that have never heard Battle of the Sections, the way that the game works is we have two teams. The guys, the girls, the guys are Team Awesome, and the girls are Team Sass. The guys are made up of Eddie, Boston Rob, and Sean. The girls are made up of Sky, Chantel, and...
Ashley. Wonderful. And Chantel, we got to know when she was a San Diego Charger girl and she would come into the studio and now she does this because she is just very sassy. In fact, she named Team Sass. She did. She's becoming wildly popular. Tell the story, Chantel. What happened? What happened? So I was at a wedding this weekend and this guy, I'm walking by and I turn around and he goes, Team Sass! And I was like, yes! We had a moment and then, you know, two more people came over and they love us. I'm just saying. Just saying. I mean, does anyone come up to you and say awesome? There are shirts that are made that say team awesome. That is true. It's not for you. Unreal. Unreal. Oh, my word. You guys need to settle it down. All right, we'll start with Boston Rock. Yeah! Coco!
Oh, no. Austin Robb. Oh, no. Yeah? Name the television show that Sarah Jessica Parker's character was trying to win a place on in the 1985 movie Girls Just Want to Have Fun. Oh, come on. That's not even a fair... That's not even a popular movie. Nobody's seen it. That's my favorite move time. You are a weirdo. I think it's well known. Did you come up with this question? I think it's well known. It's garbage. Nobody's even heard of this movie. Everybody knows that movie. Yeah, there you go. Boston Rob. So just to get this straight, I got to name a TV show within a movie? Is that? That is correct. The TV show. That Sarah Jessica Parker's character was trying to win a place on in the 1985 movie, Girls Just Want to Have Fun. Now, Skye has seen the movie. Skye, is this a prominent thing in the movie? This is what the whole movie is about. What the whole movie is about. Center it around. So you didn't even have to. Okay, I think I got it. I think I got it. You didn't even have to see the movie to know the answer. No, I don't. Is the TV show in the movie called Does Your Face Look Like a Foot?
Rob, you're saying that as a slam on Sarah Jessica. No, that is not fair. Have you ever seen her face? That is not nice. It looks like it's shaped like the bottom of your foot. All right, Rob, your answer is incorrect. Your answer is amazing. Are you sure? Double check. Not nice. I think she just might be a foot. Not nice. That's in the criterion edition. She's a foot. I'm convinced. Put a shoe on her. Rob, the answer to the question is. DTV or Dance TV? Oh my gosh. That's so stupid. Best movie ever. We now go over to Team Sass. Yes. And I believe we start with Chantel. What? Stop it. Chantel? Yes? You've lucked out because it's a multiple choice question. Yes! Nice. She likes multiple choice. Ridiculous. Your question is... Stop it. No. Love? I'm furious after that first question. Come on, get over it. That was ridiculous. Chantel. Yes, sorry. What Major League Baseball team did the Washington Nationals change their name from when they moved in 2005? Now, you have two choices. Excuse me, three. Was it A, the Montreal Expos, or B, the Minnesota Twins, or C, the Las Vegas Comets? Again.
What Major League Baseball team did the Washington Nationals change their name from when they moved in 2005? Was it A, the Montreal Expos, B, the Minnesota Twins, or C, the Las Vegas Comets? Chantel is thinking. She's got her hand to her chin. Stop it. Just thinking. I'm thinking. She's thinking. Is that why smoke's coming out of your ears? Now, index finger to the temple. She's deep in thought. Very introspective. Very pensive. As Eddie said before, she looks pretty. She looks pensive. She may not get this question right, but she looks pretty. She's going to get it right. Stop it. She's a looker. She's going to get it. Was it A, the Montreal Expos, B, the Minnesota Twins, or C, the Las Vegas Comets? You've got a one in three chance. I really want to say B, the Twins. That is incorrect.
Dang it. What is it? That is incorrect. The correct answer was the Montreal Expos. It wasn't the Las Vegas Comets? No, it wasn't. That's not a Major League Baseball team. That's not a Major League Baseball team. Shawnee, oh boy. Shawnee, your question is... What? Who's laughing at me? I was laughing at Eddie, actually. Your question, Sean, is? All right. But I'll laugh at you too in a little bit. At many spas, the most popular treatment is massage. Yes. Which of the following is not a type of massage? Oh, I like it. Is it A, Raiki? Huh? B, Shaitsu? Huh? Is it C, Hotstone? Is it D, Rolfing? The dog from the Muppets? Sean, at many spas, the most popular treatment is massage. Which of the following is not a type of massage? Well, I've heard of shiatsu. I know that's massage. I know hot stone is massage. He's massaging his face right now. He's trying to think about it.
So, Sean, is it A, Raiki, or do you guess D, Rolfing? Rolfing? What the? Is it A, the monkey from The Lion King? Yeah, right? I love that movie. Sean has his hands over his face. He's very stressed out. 50-50, Sean. Well, the guys have already missed one. It's all good, man. A lot of pressure. No worries. Score is 0-0. You're still my friend. I know. Anyway. Come on, Sean. Here we go. Eddie, you know that's pressuring him. No, it's cool. He's, you know, it's all good. Yeah, okay. You say that now. Hey, you see Minnesota Twins. Sean, I need an answer. I'll say the last one. You will say D. Rolfing? That is incorrect, Sean. Sean Raiki is not a type of massage, but Rolfing actually is.
We're in Japan or Germany? I don't know. Every time I have to go there, I have people rolfing. We now go back to Team Sass. Yeah. And this time it's Ashley. What happened today? Get it. What's up? Ashley, if you don't get this question right, every guy on the planet will be upset with you. Leave her alone. You're not allowed to say that. If you get this question right, every guy on the planet will be in love with you. Leave her alone. She already has one, but okay. Ashley, your question is, what was Bruce Willis' name in the movie Die Hard? What was the character's name? I've never seen Die Hard.
Every guy hates you right now. Catch on fire. Oh, I wish that was my question. Speaking of him, I love you so much, Mark. I don't know why he likes me. What happened? Mark, I don't know why you see me. That is not cool. But anyway, right? Mark, you love me despite my feet. Shut up. Oh, my God. I need a guess here, Ashley. What was Bruce Willis' name in the Die Hard movies? Bruce Willis' name in the Die Hard movies. What was that character's name? Well, in Pulp Fiction, his name was Butch. Oh, that is correct, Ashley. It was Butch in Pulp Fiction. Oh, but I don't get a point. No, you need to know what his name was in the Die Hard movies. John Michaels.
You were so close. His name is John McClain. Ashley, one second, I tripped out. That was crazy. Eddie is ready. No way, Jose. Eddie just gave the hand signals for Hang Loose in Hawaii, and he's ready to go. Yo, yo, yo. Okay, Eddie. Here we go. Ladies, I'm sorry. That's so weird. I just read them as they come. That's all, ladies. Stop it. Eddie, what cooking product is also used by women to condition their hair? I don't want to answer too quickly here. Don't. Because it could be a few things. It could be. I'm thinking milk. I'm thinking honey. I think that a way to... Mike? Josh. Can I AM you if I can say this, Scott? I AM you. You tell me if this is fair to say. Okay.
I don't need you giving any hints. I won't give any hints. I am you. Where are you? How come you're not here? Oh, there you are. I don't think they use griddles or anything like that, but I don't know. Okay, I'm going to say... Sky, can I say this? Okay, let me see. Sky, don't mess around. Will you allow or disallow? Disallow. Disallow. Sky! She hasn't even... What? No, that's fine. That's ridiculous. That's fine. Go for it. Let me rephrase. Oh, now he wants... Make it better for me, Mike. No, no, no. It's saying it the same way. Okay, that's fine. Go for it. I think that maybe a good way to say this, Eddie, would be what cooking product is most commonly used by women to condition their hair? Condition? Condition. I don't know what that is. Condition. He's trying to say condition. Condition is like... Condition. But with a T. I don't know that I like this question. I know. I think it's very strange. It could be very open-ended. Not like a question? Well, I'm just saying. Let me say before. No, this is a no-brainer. Hang on. Hang on.
Mike even knows this. It's one of these deals. I did. And it was the one that I thought of. Yes. It is the one that I thought of. However, I will say this. I know that I've seen different products in conditioner like this. I don't think we should discuss it. Yeah, let's answer. The more we discuss it, the more it helps him. Yeah, just answer, please. Thank you, Ashley. I need an answer. I'm going to say honey. That is incorrect. That is incorrect. Yes, I would dump honey on my hair. They're telling me that it's never been in conditioner all the time. It is definitely something that women might put in their hair. No, it is not. If you're making dreadlocks, if you're making dreadlocks, you put it in your hair. I've seen it. Yeah, you've seen like a scent of honey in... Eddie, olive oil is very commonly used by women to put in their hair to condition their hair. Like straight olive oil. Cooking ingredient. I've actually seen my wife do this. Yes. I'm not buying it. Women do it all the time. It is true. I've seen like eggs before. Milk. Milk. Every woman would answer. Italian dressing. Like egg and peanut butter. Peanut butter. Team Sass. Jelly. Sky is up. Yes. I wonder if Sky will get this. Will you stop it? He is the worst.
Take a bite, Eddie. Take a bite, Eddie. I think you guys may be in trouble. What do we got, Mike? This is garbage. Oh, it is not. Skye, what is Oscar De La Hoya's nickname? I know this. She knows this. Because of you making fun of him. The golden boy. That is correct, Skye. That is correct, Skye. That is correct. Good job, Squire. You okay? We got to take a quick timeout. I have to review the score. I have to review the score. Please review it. Team Sass won. Team Awesome nothing. We will take a quick timeout and finish round two.
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Really? Yeah, that'd be cool to hear him sing the songs. Did he sound good? Yeah, I mean, he was singing like Bob O'Reilly and a couple other crazy songs. That's pretty cool. Hit me with your best shot. Did he sound dumb singing that? Or was he good? No, you don't do that. No, no, no. No. That's how I do it. But you shouldn't. That's how I do. But you shouldn't. By the way. This email says, hey, the subject is Mother's Day is right around the corner. And it says, hey, guys, is everyone buying Ashley a Mother's Day present? Signed P1HB. That's HB. I don't know. We don't know anything, Ash. We don't know any of this. That's true. That's all we're saying. I don't know any of this. Let's go to the fellas. Yo, what up, Coco? Be Rizzle. Yo. Are you there? All right, Boston Rob, you ready? No. But let's do it. Come on, Riz. We're playing Battle of the Senses. Maybe the guys will make a comeback. No more foot face questions. Let's do this. Here we go. Loosen up. Boston Rob, what star of MTV's The Hills recently launched a very successful clothing line? Oh, do I need both the first and last? Can I just say that Lauren chick? I think that's acceptable. That's all I know from it.
I don't know her last name. I can tell you she's that blonde chick. Like, could Ashley have said John for Die Hard? No. But do they say her last name? My fiancé watches the show all the time, and I have to go through it. And I could kind of tell you about last week's episode. This is what I'll do. Her nickname is... I will take... Listen, hang on. I will take five... Just random phone calls. First five that come in. Is that acceptable? Yes or no? And then this will set a precedent for the whole entire game. No, no, no, no. Absolutely not. Why would it be acceptable here and nowhere else? I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. We need an impartial judge. Why is only her first name acceptable? Hang on a second. Guys, guys, guys. No way, I'm pissed. We may get five chicks. Okay, Mike. Okay. Honestly, I'm trying to be fair. But I'm saying if we allow this for this question, it should set a precedent for the rest of the game. I'll say, I'll say, if it gets, if we're at one of these questions that I think it's kind of questionable, because I think that Boston Rob may have a point in that it's, they may not. That's what they mostly call her on the show. It's Lauren. And when the little subtitles come out, they say that. I'm going to be honest. I thought that the Kardashian question that we had that one time was a little.
misleading too, I don't know that they ever say her name. You know what I mean? I'm sorry. Let's take five calls. Five calls says it all. Five calls says it all. Setting a precedent. Okay, but it might go in your favor here, Scott. Will you please stop? Do we accept it or not accept it? Show me some love. Just throwing that out there. Mikey Show, accept it or not accept it? Totally accept it. Okay. Mikey Show, accept it or not accept it? No. It's not accepted. Thank you. You got to go with what's written on the paper. Got it. Thank you. Hey, Eddie, shut up. Accepted or not accepted? Hi, guys. Do one word. Accepted. Don't be wrong. Yeah. Okay. You get a little bit too much there with yes or no. We'll do one more call. We'll do one more call. If they say not accept it, it's not going to happen. If they say accept it, we accept it. Well, it's best out of five. Yeah. It's tied. Yeah, there's only been three votes so far, Mike. It's 2-1 right now. So you need two more calls. You are bad at math. Oh. It's okay. Mike's show, accept it or not accept it.
They accept it because they never say her last name or they never show it in the beginning when they show their name. Thank you. They've said it so many times. But every article about her, everything about her. Why don't we cry about it? Oh, now that you lost, you cry about it. Okay, so does that mean that this call is it? That's crazy. It's already set. It's done. All right, well, good job, Rob. Remember this from now on when we're only giving first names. I had a watch last week's episode. We'll be fair. We'll be fair. We'll watch it every week. Yes, we will. No, too bad for that. Because that's the fairest way. It's not the fairest way with the boys club out there. How many girls answer right there? Oh, where are the people that were calling Team Sass at the wedding? All right, then I got the most impartial way. Okay. We'll flip a coin. Next time, we flip a coin. either, though, because the boys called in and clearly were voting for Rob. Don't give us the point. Don't give us the point. I'm tired of listening to their voices. The guys say they will accept the wrong answer. I'll let Rob take a guess. Rob, take a guess. I have nothing. Her nickname's Low and her name's Lauren. She's a blonde chick. That should be the wrong answer anyway. That's the wrong answer. Her nickname is not Low.
So that's wrong. Yeah. All right. Well, you know what? It's a wrong answer. I watched last week's episode. We can call my fiance. I know exactly who it is. I'm sorry that I didn't give her last name. You know who it is. You know her last name. Lauren Conrad. LC. That's her nickname, bro. LC. Steve Conrad. You know what? I'm so Rob. It's fine. It's fine. I'm so Rob. It's fine. It's fine. Rob looks like he wants to claw through that. Are you happy? Yeah, because you didn't get the right answer. Of course. Of course. This is a fair game. We play fair. And you didn't get the answer. I'm sure if Ashley had said John M, they would have fought tooth and nail to get that correct. No, we wouldn't have. Because we know that wouldn't have happened. Are you ready? Yes, I'm sorry. Focus. God, they ruined this game. It's not even fun. They ruin everything. So you guys trying to cheat at school? Yeah, that's what we're doing. Are you ready, Chantel? Yes. What was Pauly's nickname on The Sopranos? Pauly's nickname on The Sopranos. First and last. Well, being that I didn't watch The Sopranos. Oh, well. Look.
wrong anyway. It's LC. It's not love. So it wouldn't count it anyway. Didn't ask for the nickname. He's throwing it out there. Don't let him distract you. You focus on your question. I'm sorry. Hurry up and get this wrong, please. Polly? What was Polly's nickname on The Sopranos? I've never watched The Sopranos. Take a guess. Polly's nickname. What would be one for them? Think mob guys. What leaps to mind? They beat people up. All right. Go with it. Go with it. That's his nickname? No, but that's what my people do. They beat him. Go with it. Go with it. Go with it. Leave me alone. No. Sorry, Chantel. Chantel? Okay, so. Sucks when it's on the other foot, huh? Okay, if you did not notice, I didn't say anything. Thank you very much. It was too much of you. I couldn't get a word in it. That's right. That was the deal. Yes.
Go on, Chantel. You can do it. You got five seconds. I'm sorry. Okay. Pauly. P. I don't know. That is incorrect. At least you tried that. That was good. That is incorrect. It's actually Pauly Walnuts was what he was called. Oh, I would have never got that. Pauly Walnuts. That doesn't seem like a tough name. That was very tough. They could crack walnuts. What are you doing? Eddie, eat your... You can, like, see through my mind right now. You're, like, staring at me. Team awesome. I'm over it. No, you're not. Oh, God. Truth, please. No lies. He's just bitter. Shawnee, oh, boy. Yeah. Which of the following is not a maker of fine china? Is it A, Lennox? Are you okay? B, Royal Dalton? C, Carrington? Or D, Wedgwood? Hmm. Shawnee looks a little deflated by the question. His eyes, he's got a look on his face. The eyes say, I don't like this question. Which of the following is not a maker of fine China? Is it A. Lennox, B. Royal Dalton, C. Carrington, or D. Wedgwood?
Oh, no. Shawnee is shaking his head. Kind of a smirk. Blinking a lot. A little irritated. Wow. Hurry up, Shawnee. Come on. Doesn't like how the girls got away with one. Oh, stop it. Really? You want to bring it back up? We were trying to leave it and let it go. Scam artist, Mike. Eddie. Moved on, everybody. Shawnee, oh, boy. I need a guess. Five. All right. Four. Be quiet over there. Three. 20 minutes. Two. Shawnee, five seconds. I'll say the first one. That is incorrect, Sean. Well done, I say. That is incorrect, Sean. Darn it. It was Carrington. Carrington is not a maker of fights. I think we should register for some Carrington. Team Sass. That's us. Ashley's up. Get it, Ash. Ashley, quarterbacks Joe Montana, Tom Brady, and Brady Quinn went to what Catholic university? Shut up. Sky knows the answer. No, I do not. That's the hardest question ever. Joe Montana. Yeah. Played for the 49ers. That's the end of my knowledge. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Ashley. Is it in there?
You do not get IM'd answers to you, do you? No. It's a beautiful date. Ashley? She does not. Your boyfriend doesn't IM you, does he? Okay. You can come in and check everything. No. All right. I saw her take a glance at the computer, but maybe it was her normal. No, I was looking outside. It's a beautiful date. It is outside. Anyone can come in right now and check everything. All right, Ash. There's no need to check her. Watch her. Just watch her. I was just arguing with the P1 over that Lauren question. Oh, gosh. And I'll fight anyone that wants to. Fight somebody? It's not that important. I don't care what you ladies say. I've been fighting with girls for the last five minutes. And I'll keep going. Let's go. I got until 10, ladies. He's not joking. She's like, you saw her name on Entertainment Tonight. I was like, I don't watch that show. I watch The Hills. Yes, he is. And I was like, why would I lie about watching The Hills? You think I'm proud of this? Every Monday, my fiance, 10 o'clock, we got to watch The Hills. If it's okay, leave my brains out. Because I got to watch those spoiled Hollywood friends. Wow. I've never seen them this way. Oh, my God. Yeah, I'm lying to you, ladies. I don't watch The Hills. I saw it on Entertainment Tonight while I was wearing a skirt and putting on lipstick. Oh, jeez.
Shut your mouth. Lauren's not acceptable. Oh, my gosh. Then you'd know her last name. I don't care about her last name. Let it go, bro. I can't talk about it. Yeah, let it go, Rob. Let it go. You're losing your voice. I'm just saying. Give me a call, ladies. Give me a call. I got two hours to call. Let's go. I'll get him a piece of cake or something. I enjoyed it. I looked in there. He had his mic off. And he's fighting with these girls on the phone. This lady's trying to tell me how hard I live my life. I don't know me. You don't know me. You don't know me. Holy moly. You hothead. I now love him more. Back to the question. Ashley, your question is... Joe Montana, Tom Brady, and Brady Quinn went to what Catholic university? I know. Who wrote this question? Was it Oates? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exclude Tom Brady. He went to Michigan. Say real loud, Oates. What's that? I can't hear you. Say that again loud. Sorry. Oh, it's okay.
I thought you were saying something different. Okay, Joe Montana and Brady Quinn went to what Catholic university? She's thinking. The greatest running back of all time, Ricky Waters, went there as well. Ricky Waters did go. I know you liked him. Of all time. Of all time, Ricky Waters. Well, he should be in the Hall of Fame, Eddie. I mean, based on his confidence, the short amount of time that he was in the league. He did okay. That is correct, Ashley. Shut up. Really? Yes, it is. Right now. That is amazing. Yeah, what's that Ivy League place, Notre Dame? That is amazing, Ash. You're the best. Amazing. That's amazing. I love her right now. Team Awesome. Eddie. Are you okay? Eddie. Eddie, you've got to see the faces of Eddie, Rob. Eddie. Eddie, Rob and Sean right now. Are you okay?
They have stone faces. Eddie is shaking his head. I've never seen him like this. I'm concerned. I'm concerned. Eddie? You okay? I hope you guys are proud. No. I hope you guys are proud. I will sleep fine tonight. Me too. I got no problems. I'm impartial. I'm so sorry, Rob. I can't have any thoughts on this. But you just said, how dare you? How dare you guys? I can't have any thoughts on this. But me too. Hmm. Ladies, we go to our, sorry. It's Eddie's question. Eddie, last question. Are you okay? Eddie, what is the name of Gwen Stefani's clothing line? Oh, my gosh. You know it. Easy. Come on. Lamb. Yeah. That is correct, Eddie. It is called Lamb. Well done.
You're not happy? We will now wrap. Slight smirk. We will now wrap the game up. What's he tripping on? With Skye. Oh, what's the score? Yeah. Oh, they can't wait no matter what? Because I got one right. Done. Because of your Notre Dame answer. Wow. Yeah, that Ivy League school. Skye. Is it an Ivy League school? It's not or something? What's the joke on that? Skye, in the movie Tombstone. Oh, no. Wow. Okay. What actor had the line, I'm your huckleberry? Well, first I'd have to know one actor that was in Tombstone. That is incorrect, Scott. I didn't answer yet. I'm just saying it's wrong to not know the actors in Tombstone. That clip we play. I know, but I don't know who that is. Come on, Scott. It's like... Kurt Russell or Sean Connery. What's wrong with you, Eddie? I'm angry. Rob got his question right. We would have been tied right now. If you would have got her last name, yes, you would have got her. We've won many and many of these games. I think we can let them win. Oh, stop it. Come on. We're the better people. I'm just going to say Kurt Russell. You can have the battle. Sky, that is incorrect, but it doesn't matter.
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If you get down westbound on the 56, there's a new accident here as well with some injuries at Black Mountain Road. So watch for a backup around that. A signal alert has been issued for that traffic alert, rather. And then more slow traffic on that 56 as you come in towards the rank of Carmel Valley. And that's a very tough ride from here all the way to the 5 freeway. Other than that, though, the westbound 52 has a minor delay at the top of the summit there. The westbound 8 looking real good out of the La Mesa area. Just a brief delay past the Q in Mission Valley. The west 94 King Freeway, minor slowdown here in the downtown. And a pretty outstanding ride out of the South Bay this morning. Looking real nice on both the 5 and the 805 northbound as you work your way up through National City. 805 backs up quite heavily, though, once again into Kearney Mesa for a slow ride over the 52. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Let me tell you something. I've told you about AIS for years now. 1-800-777-4247 is their phone number. But one thing that we have never talked about when I told you about AIS is... When you go down to Mexico, if you get your car ripped off, you're kind of, oh, how do I put it? Up the creek without a paddle. That's right, Eddie. Yeah, they always like it. Do you have to buy special insurance at the border? I never know what to do. That is correct. So do I have to buy it? Well, they have, AIS has Mexican insurance. Really? And I'm going to tell you that it is going to.
probably really make you pretty stoked that you got it. And I'll tell you why. We got a guy in our sales department, went there with a friend. All they had was a cooler full of beer, going to go surf. Rented a place, walked outside the next morning, car is gone. Car is stolen. He did not get the Mexican insurance. Oh, no. They had to hitchhike back. All they had was the cooler of beer. They had to hitchhike back and were very lucky to have some nice Mexican guys pick them up in a truck, let them get in the back of the truck. They took them to the border and gave them their beer. But maybe you don't want that to happen to you when you're going to Mexico to hang out with your friends. Oh, my gosh. If you don't want that, then call AIS, 1-800-777-4247. Another easy way to remember it, 1-800-777-4AIS. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. I love it. I love it. I love what a spectacle it is. KIOC San Diego's Rock. Featuring Tough Love with Eddie. So your wife cooks like you are a contestant on Fear Factor, eh? I would say just be honest with her, but it sounds like you want to avoid that at all costs. So here comes some advice.
You can either A, go bulimic. Or B, and this is probably one you haven't thought about, maybe she's trying to kill you. I highly doubt it. She may hate your guts and is trying to rot you out from the inside out. I doubt that very much. I mean, I don't understand why else she would serve you two helpings of vomit loaf with a side of garbage juice. The Mikey Show continues. 105.3. In the wound. Well, the whole time arguing about your Notre Dame answer, the Lauren Conrad answer. It's just... There's conspiracy theories afoot, and we will not acknowledge this. Let's not. What kind of theory? Did you say afoot? Like Sarah Jessica Parker's face. I don't know what she's talking about. We get it. Welcome back. Our phone number is... 570-1053. Our text number is 35253 or you can IM it to Ashley like the answer. I don't care. I don't care. You can say that all you want. I'm so proud of myself that I got that. It was a flat out S and I got it right. You guys can say I'm cheating until the cows come home. I can give a rip. Okay, folks. Thank you. It makes you feel better because you lost. You just go right ahead and do that. I believe. Okay.
I just want to thank Divine Postabilities. This place is real good. No. Amazing. Amazing. Chantel says amazing. It's her favorite place. She actually requested it last week. Love it. And so they came in this week. Divine Postabilities. What they do is they put... Heaven in your mouth. Well, they put pasta inside of fresh baked bread. It's so crazy, but it's so good. It doesn't get better than that. It doesn't. Now, I want you to go to their website because it's easier to find them if you go to the website. Okay. I'm going to give you their phone number, their address. Here's the website. Torpasta.com. T-O-R-P-A-S-T-A.com. Uh-oh. What? I just ate and I wasn't supposed to eat before going into that airport. Mike! No, you weren't supposed to eat a lot. He just ate a whole torpasta.
Hopefully things are lots of fun in that airplane. Bring a diaper. At least you don't have a history of throwing up macaroni and cheese. Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. Not necessary. Just not necessary, Eddie. Just not necessary. What does that mean? Folks. Toypasta.com is the address. Oh, no. Oh, no. Stop it. Stop it. I do not want to be your pilot today. You rush. And we're going to videotape it. Oh, my God. Yuck. That'll be awesome. That'll be great on YouTube. Wow. Yes. I'm going to tell you right now, I'll make a promise to you. If that happens, I don't care. I'm posting it. You have to. You have to. I don't care. I'm posting it. We'll force you to. That is great. Can somebody loan me money to get a diet coke, please? I don't have any cash in my wallet. I got a lot of pennies right here. How much do we need? Let's get a P1 to do it. Can we chip in? Can you guys buy me a Diet Coke? Eddie's got it. Eddie's got it. It's very nice, Eddie. What? It's a very nice thing you're doing. That's all I'm saying. The address. 3545 Midway Drive Suite E for Divine Possibilities.
The phone number, 619-523-5441. I can't believe you. Stop it, Scott. Come on. Don't. That was like your only order for today. I know. I know. And I screwed the other one up already, too. What was it? Not supposed to wear high heels. Oh, man. It happened. Great. Yeah, you would have to... Come on, buy special shoes. Mikey, Rob's temper is out of control. He's completely out of line. Calm him down, please. Regards, Ryan Leaf and Pac-Man Jones. That's weird. I agree with them. Mikey, Ashley is cheating for sure. I think she's getting her answers from her unborn child. I believe that. I believe that. That's P1. Josh, we got to start giving prizes away for great texts. Email of the day. Yeah, let's do the email of the day. This is huge. This one says, I got to tell you, I like the girls on the show, but I was kind of upset about those shenanigans. Excuse me? P1 Texas Red. What shenanigans? Yeah, there were no shenanigans. What shenanigans? That's what I'm asking. Well, every question you answered, every question we answered.
You guys try to screw us over. Now that we're not playing, I feel I don't have to be impartial anymore. No, yes, you do. Listen, I don't watch The Hills either, but if the chick goes by Lauren on the show, hello. She goes by LC. Really, she does. She goes by LC? They don't ever call her Lauren? They never call her Lauren. They never put Lauren up on the screen. They do. Okay, so I had no idea who that was. He knew who it was. But Lauren Conrad is the designer of the clothing line, and that is what the question was about. If you went up to someone and you said, oh, do you know Lauren on the Hills? They would absolutely know who you were talking about. Well, yeah. That's not the question. But if you went up to somebody and go, hey, do you know Gwen from No Doubt? Yeah, they'd know. But you know what? Gwen Stefani designs lamb. It'd be like, who in No Doubt, who in No Doubt has a fashion? That was a pretty good point, guys. It'd be like, which member of No Doubt has a fashion in the clothing line? Which one has a fashion? You have to say Gwen Stefani. What a game is in Ivy League school. What's the Ivy League thing? I don't get that. Please stop it.
Stop it. Ivy League is Greek for I am. Stop it. This text message says, I am sick to my stomach. I can't take it. I am sick to my stomach that Sky didn't know it was Val Kilmer. Come on, my eight-year-old daughter knows that. It's P1 Herald. Is that who that was? I didn't know. Come on, Sky. I don't understand what my question is. Listen to this. Listen to this. Oh, gosh. I don't want to. Oh, no. What? The subject of the email is, if you lose as much as Team Sass. That's funny. Okay, wait. Here's what the email says. Yes. Put yourselves in their shoes, guys. If you've lost almost every single game. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And not only answered with dumb questions, wouldn't you do anything to win? Oh, yeah. And Ashley's BF. I M'd her. Here's how it must have sounded. Mark. Hey, baby.
Ashley. My boyfriend? I love you so much. By the way, do you know the answer? Mark. Yeah, it's Notre Dame. Ashley. Okay, thanks, babe. Mark. Wait. Say that it's like an Ivy League school or something, so it looks like you don't know the answer, but know the answer. You're so smart, my boyfriend. Whatever. I love you. That's so rude. How did he get a copy of that? Stop it. That's just horrible. Whatever. 570-1053. Controversy. Controversy is the theme of the morning. P1 Josh. Yeah, I'm here. I just want to say there should be an asterisk put next to the girls win today. They are the Barry Bonds of the Battle of the Citizens. Stop it. That's right. Now I know how every opponent of the Patriots feel. Wait a minute. Oh, shoot, Rob. I'm sorry. No, I didn't mean that. Don't attack your fellow brother. I did not mean that. P1 Matt is on the line. Matt. Matt. Matt. Hey, Matt. Matt. We're going to settle this right now. Ashley, if you can answer this question, since you were quick to jump to the Ivy League Notre Dame, you will be able to answer this question. Okay. No problem. Give it to me. What?
is the school's name of their team. It's their mascot. Their mascot. Mascot. Notre Dame. Quick, you should be all over the map. Oh, should I? Because if I wasn't, then I cheated. Pass the guess of tone on the phone. Well, Matt, you know what it is? She made it clear that she guessed, Matt. She never said she knew the answer. She guessed. And she was really surprised and said, I can't believe I knew that. Matt. Hey, Matt. Matt. Ashley, just give a guess. You can see me right now. You know I know the answer. I don't know. I don't know, bro. I don't know. The fighting IMs. The fighting IVs. Okay. Less than five minutes ago, Boston. More people call in and say that, please. Less than five minutes ago, Boston Rob was on the phone fighting with women. Oh, my gosh. Our text number. Yes, you are.
Our text number is 35253. Our new I am number is IamAshley at AIM.com. Stop it. And if you want to read our blogs, just go to MikeyShow.com keyword blogs. Spicy morning. Back after this. The Mikey Show. It's all gay. All the way. The Mikey Show is on. Rock. Thank you. On July 14th, 2002, my daughter Leanne was being towed on her wakeboard by a speedboat. Leanne fell off the board. The driver turned toward her, running her over. Leanne's artery was cut. By the time the boat reached shore, she'd bled to death. If only the driver had taken a boating safety course before taking the wheel. Instead of planning her wedding, I had to plan her funeral. Remember, if it's your boat, it's your responsibility. At Corona, we're often asked.
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To peace. Summer. Every legend. All right, let's see what this thing can do. As it begins. 5,000 feet. Burgers are made to be broken. There's been speculation that I'm braiding around as a superhero. I'm just not the hero type, clearly. Iron Man. Kind of catchy. It's got a nice ring. It may be inappropriate for children under 13. Now playing everywhere. Ignite your evening with a flash of flavor. Introducing the new Chinese grill menu at D.F. Chang's China Bistro. Visit the location near you. Or call 1-866-PF-CHANGS for reservations. Visit Journey into Africa, the newest attraction at the San Diego Zoo's Wild Animal Park, where you get closer to the animals than ever before. Are you game? Hey, check this out. Got this email. Mikey, I have felt like a part-time P1 until yesterday. I went to sleep train so that I could have a reference to compare used mattresses on Craigslist.
I took my three-year-old in there, which is typically a bad idea because she doesn't have the ability to self-calm herself yet. I digress. But my point is that they made it so easy to figure out which mattress I wanted that I ended up buying one at Sleep Train. I really wanted the Beautyrest World Class Paris Plush, but it was out of my budget, which is why I felt I needed to buy a used one. The sales associate knocked off $1,213 and offered to deliver it today. We got this email. B-Rob, when did we get this? A couple days ago? Yeah, two days ago. Two days ago. That's awesome. Yeah, man. My wife, who is one month pregnant with our second child, will be pleasantly surprised tonight when she sleeps on our new Paris plush. She really deserves a good mattress to sleep on, and I can't wait to sleep on it with her. Signed, P1 Norfus. You want that to be your story? Sleep trains are everywhere. Check one out today.
Slowing going to south. 15 still from an earlier accident near Scripps Poway Parkway. It's out of the way, but not before it really made a mess of this commute out of Escondido off to 78 all the way down into Poway now. And then it also extends off the westbound 56 up that 15. An overturn crash here. And now out of the way near Black Mountain Road causing it back up there. It's got luckily slowing on the eastbound 56 here as well. South Point's out of the 5, staying very tough out of Encinitas and the Solana Beach. Other than that, though, the rest of our freeways are looking pretty decent here. The 8 looking fine into the valley. West 94 are good to go into downtown. And your 5805 northbound, both these freeways looking outstanding out of the South Bay. 805 does get you, though, once you get into Kearney Mesa for a solo ride over the 52. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Morning Show continues. Featuring Mikey. If it involves danger, I try to avoid it. Eddie. That's it! All right, yeah, yeah.
Welcome back. It's 838. The first part of Gary Coleman's two-part divorce court episodes aired yesterday. Jose Canseco's $2.5 million house was foreclosed on. Uh-oh. Whoa. Steroids don't pay, people. All right. Text us at 35253. We're going to drop Rob's song here in just a minute. Nice. What's the most expensive thing that you've ever ruined? 570-1053. Most expensive thing you've ever ruined. I ruined a lot of stuff when I was a kid. My parents' stuff. Oh, one time, this wasn't expensive. But one would say it was priceless. My dad, when he was stationed in Japan, climbed Mount Fuji. Wow. It's a big mountain. That's crazy. Yeah, he was a young guy. He did it twice. No kidding. Yeah, and when you make it to the top, they give you this beautiful...
bamboo stick that has a marking for it for every, like, thousand feet you go. Cute. I was doing, with my friends, I was doing a bonfire in the backyard, and we were looking. Oh, no. Oh, no. We were looking for wood. Oh, no. We were gathering. We were gathering wood. Mike. Wait a minute. Hang on a minute. What are you? And in this area of Gilroy, there was not a lot of wood available. Hmm. Man. And it was in the garage. It was like in there. And it didn't say anything on it. It just had these markings on it. And I'm like, who would ever know that this is gone? It's a piece of stick. Wow, your dad's going to notice. He noticed. Yeah, surprise. Did he get mad? He did not. He knew that if he got mad, he would kill me. My dad has done that twice in his life where he's so mad that he doesn't say anything to us because he knew he'd kill us. That was one, and then the other one was Sam and the bottom of the bed. Ever tell you that story? I don't think so. Bunk beds. And the bottom of the bunk beds had those little stringy things that hung from the bottom. It was like a mesh, and you could poke your finger through it, and it would tear real easy. You know what I'm talking about? You've never seen this, right, Chantel? You're an only child, though, right? If you have brothers and sisters, everybody knows bunk beds. And the bottom of the bunk bed, it's got this thin fabric, and it protects the...
upper part of the bunk bed, you know, like the guts of the bunk bed. Well, it's got these stringy little things that hang down. And my brother thought that he could take a lighter and that he could crinkle them. He thought that before he began, he thought, oh, if I take a lighter to the bottom of it, it'll go and it'll like singe. That's what he thought. And he was going to kind of have fun singeing these little, well, the first time it touched, it's flammable. The whole bed caught on fire. My dad ran into the room, grabbed the bed, threw it on the floor, pounded it, started jumping on it, putting blankets on it and got it out. Well, my brother was a psychological mess. So my dad knew if I start on him, I'll kill him. So he never even started. That's smart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He let that one slide. I burnt our parents' back garage down. A lot of issues with fire, obviously. And they didn't know until I was an adult. I told them finally.
Jacob is in here right now. He's met my dad. Nicest guy in the world, my dad. But, yeah, I burnt down that background. You guys, what's the most expensive thing you've ever ruined? I ruined my mom's Mercedes. What? Whoa. Do I know this story? I think so. If I tell it, you'll probably remember. You ruined my ashtray and the door on my... Oh, don't give me that look. It was an accident, dude. I crossed my leg and I kicked it off the thing. You kicked my door on the outside. You will not be in my car. You asked for it. I did not ask for it. You thought it was funny. It was kind of funny. You guys, I had a gigantic... I'm not talking like a ding. When we were like teenagers, I dropped Eddie off one day, and as I was driving away, he did like this karate kick at my truck, and he kicked the door, and it was like indented like a gigantic dent. I don't know my own strength. Sorry, guys. I'm sure he paid for it. Stay away from my car. He's a junker. Anyway. This was a joker. So that means you can just pick it. Same vehicle. Same vehicle. This was an accident. Same vehicle. Yeah. He got in and he put his, you know how you put your leg up like this on your knee? Yeah. He did that and you went pop and he popped the ashtray and goes flying off. Had some change in it. His ashtray was out, you know. He had some change in it. That's where I kept my change. I felt bad about that one. You laughed. It was funny. It was funny, but I felt bad.
Fat inside. Oh, inside. Laughing on the outside, crying on the inside. Interesting. But yeah, I ruined my mom's Mercedes. How did you do it, Eddie? I was driving my brother-in-law, Tim, somewhere. This was after a day of golf. We were tired, and he was drunk. I was fine. Are you sure? I wasn't drinking. And he was dying because he had to use the restroom. Yeah. This was in Gilroy. Yeah. Where'd you play? We played at Gavilan. Okay. And so he was dying. He said, dude, dude, I need to go to the bathroom. And we were going to the store to pick up something for our barbecue or whatever. And I go, all right, well, I'll pull into this McDonald's right here on First Street. Yeah. And I'll pull in. This is McDonald's I worked at. Oh, no. So I know I'm very familiar. Where you had the fries thrown at you. We remember the story. Yes. And so I said, I'll pull into this McDonald's. You can go use the bathroom, and I'll wait for you. So I pull up, let him out, and I was going to flip around so I could be right in front to pick him up. So I wasn't really paying attention, and I go to drive, and in the middle of the parking lot, I didn't notice they had built these trenches that they were going to build flower pots and stuff in, and they weren't marked nothing. I didn't even notice them. But they had a little concrete barrier around it, but it wasn't very big. And I was turning around, and I went over it, and those Mercedes are so heavy in the front, it went right over and got stuck in.
Get out of here. In the flower thing. And I couldn't get out. I was trying like crazy to, you know, back and forth, back and forth. And like everybody from the McDonald's came outside. People that I used to work with. It was horrendous. And the tow truck driver shows up and was going to pull it out. And he hooked it up wrong. And as he's pulling it out, the axle completely tears off. Oh, my God. Destroyed the car. Destroyed the car. No. So what'd you do? I had to call my mom. Did you cry? On the outside? There was no laughing at this one. To this day, I don't think she wants me to ever drive her car. Oh, that's bad. I don't even want you to get near my car. I mean, you're making dents, kicking ass trays, breaking axles. The karate kick was funny. What else is that? P1 Talon, what is the most expensive thing you ruined? I ruined Amazing Fantasy number 15, the first appearance of Spider-Man comic book. Dude, how? How? How could you ruin that? Is that valuable? I don't know. The first appearance of Spider-Man. Are we talking like $1,000? I'm talking about $50,000, Mike.
What happened, Taylor? Why did you do that? Why did I do that? What happened? I just didn't like the guy. No, he was my best friend, and we were moving his stuff to his... He had a guest house, because he was really rich, obviously, to have a comic book of that value. And we went through the garage. His dad was working on the car. He had a whole bucket of motor oil, and a bunch of his comics fell in there. Was it insured or anything? Yes, it wasn't sure, but still. He didn't have it in any kind of casing? Oh, it was in casing, but it wasn't airtight. Oh. That's brutal. That's dumb. Thank you, Taylor. And you guys want to talk to a guy who caused a million dollars in damage? A million? Chula Vista golf courts. No. A million. What? Was it really a million, P1 Rugby? A million. Just about a million, 900-something thousand. This kid. I'll give you a little back story on him. Actually, this kid would get so drunk that we would cover him in black Sharpie, like, his whole body. Right. Oh, my. It's always funny. Oh, my gosh. He's one of those, like, comatose type of dudes. Yep. Meatball? Go ahead. We were drinking one night, and he takes off, and then we get a call the next day saying, oh, dude, I crashed into a golf course in Chula Vista.
And I'm screwed, dude. I'm screwed. He just keeps saying I'm screwed. I'm like, well, what'd you do? He's like, I caused a million dollars in damage. Yeah, but how do you cause a million in damage? What'd he do? He was driving around on the actual golf course. In a car? Yeah, in a car. And he ran into their building. Yeah, he's screwed. He went to jail. How long did he go to jail? Just a day, but he got out and then... Because he was real rich, and he had to pay it off himself. His parents were like, you're paying that off yourself. Good. Wow, that's a real tough penalty. You have to pay that yourself. A million dollars. A million dollars. I know, but still like... If you have enough to be able to pay that off yourself, it's just weird. I thought he was saying his parents are rich, but maybe he wasn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He did, but he had the dough to... If your parents said that to you, you'd be like, okay. Who don't make the check out to? Yeah, it might as well be a zadillion, jajillion. You'd be like, okay, great. Wow. Wow, man. That is nuts. Can you imagine driving around? What it must have looked like? And they must have had to close it forever. Yeah.
Well, there was a P1 golf tournament. That is true, too. Let's not talk about that, Eddie. Okay, you're probably a good idea. Probably a good idea. I did some ruining myself. Hey, P1 Nicole. Nicole, are you there? Yeah, I am. Why don't you tell everybody what you didn't know about your car? I didn't know you had to change the oil. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you do. Really? Oh, my God. You got to change that stuff. Are you serious? Yeah. Every once in a while. She's not serious. She is. No, I got my car when I was 16, and I had no idea, you know, kind of how to take care of it. And it wasn't a brand-new car. It was a used car. So, you know, it just didn't make any sense to me. Nobody had ever told me or anything. And so one day I had driven, like, 12,000 miles on it or something without changing the oil. And then one day it just... Like, it just, like, almost like it ran out of gas. Like, it just stopped. And I was like, what the heck? And they had to tow it home. And they had to, like, I blew up the transmission. Everything was just hot. You probably blew the whole head. I don't even know. It's probably cracked. I don't even know everything that happened. It's, like, a pile now somewhere. I'm sure your parents were happy about that. She was not watching TV or anything.
Yeah, if you watch TV, you could figure that one out. Commercials or anything? Let me tell you something. I'm going to tell you something. If you're listening right now and you don't know anything about cars, especially you young people that never bought a car and you're thinking about it. I'm going to teach you what my dad taught me. If you change the oil in your car every 3,000 miles, it'll run forever. He's right. You change the oil in your car every 3,000 miles. You don't have to. You could probably change it 5,000, get away with it. You change it every three, it'll run forever. I have a Chevy that was built in 1776. Oh, wow. I have a 1776 Chevy Malibu. They were making Malibu. It was a lot of lost and found stuff. When I first bought it, it had a musket in the back seat. Took that down to the police department, turned that in. Well done. And some tanning lambskins in the trunk, so it was really great. What about a powdered wig? Yes, there was a powdered wig in there.
There was. Nice. Good. I only know one other person that's ever done that. And I won't say her name, but she works at Stater Brothers. Do you know who I'm talking about, Jacob? I'll tell you when we go off there. But one of your checkers, I was there when her dad had to come and give her the keys. She had not changed the oil, blew the entire engine. Oh, gosh. It had just gotten fixed. Her dad was bringing it back to her. And I talked to her, and she said, she goes, yeah. She goes, I didn't know you were supposed to change the oil. Who doesn't know that? That's just. That's crazy. Wink, wink. I think we may have the highest amount yet. Oh. You guys think eight and a half million dollars is a... Oh, come on. What? P1 Robert? No way. Yeah. What'd you do? It wasn't me personally, and there's no way on earth I'm going to claim this one, but I was with a group of guys that did it, and we actually burned up the main engine on an aircraft carrier. Are you doing burnouts? Yeah. How does that happen? Donuts. How did you do that? We were in the Persian Gulf. Pour sand in it. You're not supposed to put sand. Potato in the tailpipe. Exactly. Banana. The banana in the tailpipe. So what did you do? How did you do that? We were changing an oil pipe out that has all the oil in it. Somebody didn't flip the right switch. And when we pulled out of port,
It shot all of the oil from the main engine out, and engines don't run very good with no oil in them. How did you not know that all the oil was pouring out? Well, we did, but there's pretty much nothing you can do. You don't stop a carrier. So the engine just kind of turned over by itself. You don't stop a carrier? Well, wait, you can't, like, turn the engines off? It's not quite like that. I mean, it's like stopping a super tanker. You don't just hit the brakes. I don't know what stopping a super tanker is like. Yeah, I've never driven a super tanker. These are two vehicles I've never driven. Is it? Driven a Toyota, bro. Does that count? Yeah, House of Miles. I used to have a 4Runner. Does that count? I've never driven a super carrier tanker, but I did have a Toyota. Who is this, Boston Rob? Who is this? White Stripes. Text numbers 35253.
You guys want to hear Boston Rob's new song about Sky? No. No, I don't. No, actually, I don't. We're going to play Boston Rob's new song about Sky when we come back. Yay! It's Mikey. On a Rock 105.3. This is Budweiser. This is the authentic American lager. This is a recipe used for over 130 years. And the freshest beer in the store. This is hand-selected barley malt. from the golden fields of the Great Plains. It's a precise blend of two-row and six-row barley for the perfect balance of flavor and refreshment. This is the choicest hops grown in the Willamette Valley in Washington and Oregon and Bonner's Ferry in Idaho. Hops chosen for their aroma, flavor, and character and hand-blended into each brew kettle. This is every batch Beechwood aged for three weeks.
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Well, why don't we just do this now? It's time to play the Mikey Show Battle of the Sexes. Girls. Want to see who's smarter? Finally. Ashley, your question is, what was Bruce Willis' name in the movie Die Hard? Oh, my gosh. What was the character's name? I've never seen it. Oh! Shut up! Every guy hates you right now. Catch on fire. That's my boyfriend. Oh, I wouldn't question you. Speaking of him, I love you so much, Mark. I don't know why he likes me. What? What happened? The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. It sounded like that, too. Seriously, I'm not kidding. Welcome back. It is 9.03. Barbara Walters just admitted that she had an affair with a married U.S. senator. I think that's a crazy story. Listen to this. Indiana Freshman Center Eli Holman tells the team he wants to transfer, then throws a temper tantrum in the office and required campus police to be called. Are you serious? Wow.
Doesn't sound very stable. Hey, Mikey, I slipped with a screwdriver and caused a $1 million scratch on an F-18 canopy. A million dollars. A million dollars? Mikey, when I worked at BMW, I wrecked a new M5 into an M6. Then you were fired. It says it was about $13,500 damage. That was at 345. I was off work at 4 and I had put... Oh, it got cut off. 4 p.m. and I had put in that was... And that got cut off. $13,500. Well said. Mikey, I dropped a $650 bottle of wine at a restaurant I work at. Luckily, no manager saw it. None of my fellow employees ratted me out. It's P1 Farm Boy. Good thing. Speaking of wine, P1 Endo. How are you, Endo? I'm doing good. How are you guys? Good, man. Tell everybody what you did. All right. My dad was in charge of Richard Nixon's security detail in the Secret Service. And when he got out, he was in charge of private sector. For his 70th birthday, he gave him a bottle of wine and signed it and had a picture of it and everything. So it's pretty much priceless.
And when I was in high school, I had a party and drank it. Oh, wow. You are the worst son ever. Oh, man. That's horrible. Can you imagine? Because your parents are already mad that you had the party. Well, duh. And you drank what? Yeah. That's the reaction. It's unreal. Utterly horrendous. Rob, why don't you tell everybody what you did? Yeah. Oh, man. Thank God my mom can't listen to this. She's still upset about this. Well, I was about 12 or 13 years old, and my mom's always been a fan of radio, so she had a big tape collection, and I recorded over the JFK Cuban Missile Crisis that she recorded. That was on the radio, so that's pretty much priceless. Why is that priceless? I don't know what that is. Cuban what? The Cuban... Cigar? How do you record over a cigar? Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. And why was there a crisis over them? No, they're readily available. Illegal, but you can get them. Yes, I mean, but you can get them. You send your people. Yes, or if you're lucky enough to be me and you employ a couple of Cubans at the house. They wall them in the basement. My mules. Yes, yes, my mules. Mules.
I've got mules going back and forth. Yes, you've seen the movie, what is it, Maria Full of Grace. You've seen this, right? Same idea, but with cigars. Ouch. Don't light them. Are you proud of yourself? Conchita, I told you four ex-lax, not three. No. Please. So what'd you do, Rob? Well, I don't know why I grabbed these tapes, but I had a rap group. No way. Topic change. Topic change. No way. And there's a lot of takes that we had, but we wrote a song about playing hoops. It was called Easy 2. Oh, my gosh. Why do we not know this? How do we not know this? How do we? Both sides of the...
JFK part of the Cuban Missile Crisis. Who cares? That other thing's more priceless. Yeah, do you have that? Do you have those, too? Yeah, I wish. I wish. So do I. What is the name of the group? I don't think we ever had a name. Not that I can recall, but I'll never forget. The name of that song that we recorded over the Cuban Missile Crisis was Easy 2, and they were like 42 takes of it. Do you remember how it goes? Yes, he does. Yes, he does. He does. Well, there were 42 takes. No doubt. No, I can't remember. 42 takes. I can't remember. Bring it. It was me and two other guys. Let's hear it. Okay. And a one and a two and a... One, two, three, Adam. I wish I did. And we don't have to... That's unbelievable. You're a liar, dude. 42 takes you don't remember. I remember the dumb songs I wrote when I was a kid. I was 13, dude. I can't remember what I did yesterday. I was a fetus. He's got you beat. He's got you beat. I wish I still had those tapes. So do we. But my mom still holds that. So she recorded it on a cassette tape? Oh, yeah. Wow. I know I ruined some stuff, man.
Oh, one time we went jackrabbit hunting. I had to kill the rabbit with the shotgun. I broke this $300 shotgun because I had to do it with the shotgun because I want to put it out of its misery. I felt bad. I didn't have any more shells. My brother wasn't happy about that. He said, why don't you use rocks or something? I ruined that. I ruined that. That's the truth. Yuck. I ruined your shining tape. I remember it was recording. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. When a friend are you? It was before we were friends. I was mad at him. I was mad at my sister. Yeah, so he punished me. I didn't really know it was for you, but I didn't care. Not nice. Can you imagine, like, you're his mom, and you, like, loan the Cuban Missile Crisis tapes to, like, some veterans group for a convention. Yeah, you donate it to, like, the Reagan Library. Yes. And one day they decide they're going to play these famous tapes to, like, you know, a graduating class at, you know, Georgetown. Oh, my gosh. The Kennedy family. Yes. And it's Rob rapping at 12 years old. Easy two. Easy two. One, two, three. Easy two. P1T time is on the line. Yeah, yeah. Crazy. Yeah, it's P1T time. My dad, he's a roadie for a bunch of bands. Uh-huh.
And he happened to have one of Eric Clapton's guitars at his house. Wow. And I was playing around with my buddy when my pops was at home, and I happened to drop it on a hardwood floor, smashed the whole guitar. Oh, no. No. Oh. That can't be right. It's not good at all. And the guitar, my pops, my pops' best friend was on his deathbed dying, and he played him a song on that guitar. Okay. I can't take it anymore. It doesn't get worse. And it was the same thing. When I told my dad, he was so mad, he couldn't even say nothing. Like, he knew he'd kill me. Same thing. So he's mad that you ruined the floor? Yeah. I think we have a copy of the tapes that Boston Rob taped over. Oh, my gosh. Oh, no way. You got the touch. Really good. You got the power. Turn it up. Let's do this thing. Easy to. Get into it. Come on. Yeah.
Easy two. That was not okay. It was awesome. It was not okay. Sorry. When we come back, we're going to play Boston Rob's new song. Yeah, we're good. Easy two. Now it's easy three. All right. No. No. No? Okay. Oh, listen to this. So this is my wife's story. She said, my grandpa brought a brand new black car when my mom was real little, and they had white rocks in the front of their house. And my mom thought that it was chalk. And so she used the chalk on the chalkboard. Can you imagine what that must have looked like? Can you imagine what that must have looked like? I'm sure it was cute. Yeah, he kept it and said, oh, look what my daughter drew me. You're listening to The Mikey Show. Indeed you are.
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for the South 15. Still reeling from a bad accident in Poway, which has been cleared for a long time now, but you're still on the brakes out of Escondido from the 78s down into Rancho Bernardo. Still bunching up to Carmel Mountain Ranch down to the 56. Other than that, just a brief slowdown south outside of the 5, a little bit at Manchester. No worries at all in the 52 out of Santee. The West 8 good to go into Mission Valley. 94 clear. 5805 northbound out of the South Bay moving right along up into the city. Still finding a few brake lights though in the South 163 heading out of Mission Valley. in the Bell Ballpark. I'm McLaurin on Rock 105.3. Casting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. In fifth grade right now. San Diego. Your question is, in the song It's Been a While by Stained, he says, it's been a while since I could stand on what? My own two feet again. Look at you. Look at you. I have to sing everything. I thought that was actually the rule. Mikey's show continues. Rock 105.3. Oh, my gosh. He's out of control right now. That's all I'm going to say. You are. Settle down, please. Two notches, he's saying. Welcome back to Mikey's show. It's 9-19. After the fallout from the Vanity Fair photos, Disney has canceled Miley Cyrus' appearance at a red carpet event today. NBA playoffs last night saw Detroit come back and eliminate the 76ers in Game 6.
None of us have heard Boston Rob's new song. I know what it's about. I do not know what it is. Let's do it. Yeah. You guys are really going to like this. We will do that in just moments. But first, we are still getting text messages about the most expensive thing you've ever ruined. Mikey, don't know if this counts, but I taped an episode of 90210 over my little sister's 15-minute sonogram footage. Wow. That is true. That is true. That is true. The one where they were protesting so Donna Martin could graduate. That was a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a very good one. Donna Martin graduates. Donna Martin graduates. Donna Martin graduates. All together. That was nice. Mikey, I taped wrestling over the only tape of my wedding. That's P1 Islander. Again, it depends what the match is worth. That one does not.
If it was the match where Goldberg beat Hulk Hogan for the championship, that was a huge one. That was a huge one. That's it. We're back to that. You're unbelievable. That's it. No. I have a heart. P1 Moneymaker. What's up, Mikey? How did you shut down the PGA tournament? Well, I was rushing to the concession stands because the leaders were coming out to hole 15. Right. And we stocked all the concession stands at the time. And so I'm rushing down there with the food, park the truck right by one of those huge concrete drinking fountains, unload the truck, and I'm hurrying up to get out of the way because I can't have a truck on the golf course. And I back out, and I kind of leaned the drinking fountain over a little bit and crushed the door of the truck. I'm like, oh, okay. So it's just a truck. I leave. I find out later the next morning I show up to work, and he says, hey, Josh, you know that little dent you put in the truck? He says, yes. He says, well, uh, You pushed over the drinking fountain, and it flooded the 15th Green. Oh. And this is down at the Stardust, and it was such an old, you know, it's Riverwalk now, it's such an old golf course that they didn't have any means to turn off the water there. They had to shut down friars and shut off clean water underneath the road, and they couldn't continue the tournament for three hours.
Whoa. All your fault. Oh, my gosh. Dude, that's huge. Yeah. That is huge. I wanted to know, hey, Skye. Yeah? How's that aqua floridifido doing? Aqua floridifido? What is that? Oh, her frog hands. Yes. Skye, how is your frog hands? Well. She likes to keep her frog hands strong. Yes. That's what they hear. They're okay. P1 John. Yes. You drove your friends Yukon Denali. In the ocean in Mexico. Fun times, huh? You mean it doesn't float? Haven't we all? How do you do that? Yeah, I thought it was a boat. Yeah. Well, it was then. Yeah, exactly. It was for about 15 minutes until we had to swim out the windows. Wow. Luckily, they were down. Where's the U-boat, Captain? Exactly. Thank you. Was it on purpose? I don't know. I'm thinking not so much. No? Accident? Would you like to hear Rob's new song? Yes! Finally!
I don't know what the song is. It's good about you, though. It's good. It better be Rob. I don't know. Oh, okay. Well, thank you. Then I'm in. Well, let me tell you what it's about before we hear it. I'm going to guess it's a rap song. That'd be cool. Rob is very fond of rap songs, so I'm going to guess that it's a rap song. It's more of a ballad. He was a rapper. Oh, a ballad. Maybe it's a power ballad. Maybe we should break our lighters out. I like it. Horrible at ballads. Well, what it's about is the fact that Skye is very upset and even, some would say, scared about the fact that they're going to change her area code. Oh. Oh, my God. I don't even want to talk about that. It's so stupid. 760. 760 is changing. Go ahead, Chantel. 951. Masked in a feminine. Nope. Oh, 951 is very masculine. I'm sorry. That's a bisexual number. I'm a 951. Oh, and you like masculine? Yeah, get it. Oh. Hi. There you go. Wow. All right. Should I have some masculine? Okay. Chantel. There you go. I love her. So anyway, Skye is very upset that they're changing 760 to 442. Well, it's catastrophic, Mike. Well, it's the stupidest idea ever.
Wow. So here is Boston Rob's new song about the area code. No, no, no. You must have the wrong one, Mike. You're playing the wrong one. Why did it keep going? He's done that three times, the Cheers song. So you have the wrong one, right? No. There we go. Again? Memorizing a new area code can make Sky sweat a lot, like Ashley. When she calls out back for reservations, now she'll have to stop. She wishes the numbers stayed the same. Sometimes you wish 7-6-0 would just never, ever change. This 4-4-2 business is insane. She wants an abode in an area code where they don't play silly games. She wants to live where the numbers are all the same. And there's a honey baked ham store nearby. Wait, you're telling me her mansion doesn't have its own area code? Oh! Oh!
Defending your right to be scared of numbers, Skye. Okay. Well, I'm not scared of numbers. Yeah, you are. How many times? Well, how many times? I mean, he's done like five Cheers. At least the third Cheers song. It's because he likes Boston. That's ridiculous. It's a beautiful song. Can you talk to him? Can you please? What do you want to talk to me about? To do songs other than Cheers. What? Everybody loves Cheers. Oh, my gosh. Damn alone. I waited all. We all did. Play them in the bank. Sky has the Yahoo list of best and worst hair metal bands. First of all, I take umbrage with this list. She hasn't said anything yet. There are no worst hair metal bands. They're all great. What's a bad one? I'm going to take some guesses. You can't because there are none. Trickster. That's true. They're great. Are you saying best? I wasn't a big fan of Europe. Europe on the bad list? I like the one song, Final Countdown, but everything else is kind of whatever. Is Europe on the bad list, Guy? No. Can I guess? Does she have to sound so defeated about it? Yeah, go for it. Poison, number one. Number two, Molly Crew. You know, they're going to put Slaughter was the worst, which isn't true. They weren't bad at all. I know they weren't. I bet they put that they were bad. Winger, Winger. Winger was great.
If you make a guess and it's on the opposite list, should I tell you? Yes. Yeah. Poison is number one on the worst list. I would agree, but Eddie loves him. Eddie loves him. Eddie loves him. Eddie loves him. What if they were hair bands? Eddie loves Poison. Please, don't get worked up. Please. Listen to this. Damn it. Oh, my gosh. It's goofy, though. Oh, stop it. Oh, my gosh. Please. Oh, shut up. A lot of damn to hear. Shut up. I'm sorry. Please. I'm asking you. Here comes a solo, though, Chantal. Take a look. No! Throw it to yourself. Oh, my God. What are you doing? Swimming? What is that? He's supposed to be drunk. Oh, he just threw the stick up. It never came down. It never came down. So, yeah, poison number one on the worst list. That's garbage. Who's this list from? I want to fight them. Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, Rob. You're dead, Yahoo. That's what I'm talking about. You should try. Rob's fighting chicks out there.
Made it so bad. Yeah, especially if you work for Yahoo. Okay. Come on. Okay. Poison's the best. Just let it go. If we're following that logic, then is warrant on the worst? Yeah, warrant is number... How is this possible? Number seven. On the best? The worst. No, you have the... You have it reversed. You have it reversed. Oh, listen. Get it. You got a picture of your house. Oh, yeah. Come on, Eddie. It is a little dramatic, don't you think? You're singing right to you, Chantel. No, but I don't like it. His face is like he smelled something gross. Calm down, Eddie. I know what's on the worst. I know what's on the worst. What's that? Quiet Riot has to be on the worst list.
If they were following this logic. No. What about Duran Duran? No, they're not on it. Duran Duran? Duran Duran? Hairband? Get out of here with that. She's drunk. Where's Molly Crew? On the good side. They're probably on the good side. Anywhere? Maybe they're on the good side. Maybe they're thinking Van Halen is a hairband. Are they saying Van Halen's on the good list? No, they're not a hairband. They're on the good list. If they're on any one of these lists... If they're on the bad list, then we have to move on to the next topic on the show. They shouldn't be on any list at all. They're not a hair band. They're not a hair band. Van Halen is number two on the best hair metal band list. They're neither. Thank goodness, right, Eddie? I believe it. Me and Rebecca thought that they were. Yeah, but you guys are goofy, man. Too young. Too young. Too young. Well, here, wait. We got to get the old school stuff on here. Oh, yeah. What are you doing? Put your tongue in your mouth now. Okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. Put your air guitar away, guys. He loves his air guitar.
Oh, you did a double rock and roll kick? Dude. He did a double kick. Double kick? Double. I love the rock and roll kick. I can tell you've been working on it. Okay, who else? Aerosmith. Aerosmith. What about Aerosmith? They're not a hair band either. Aerosmith is number five on the best list. I bet they have GNR on there too. Yeah, do they have Guns N' Roses on this? GNR is the number one best hair metal band according to Yahoo. All right, I'm going to give you some worst. I'm going to give you some worst. I'm out. Twisted Sister. Mm-mm. They're not on the worst? No. They better not be on the best. Number two on the worst list is going to infuriate you guys. Uh-oh. Well, Poison was... Number two... I'll guess. Bon Jovi? Do you want a hit? Bon Jovi. Do you want a hit or no? Yeah, I mean it. Def Leppard? Number two... Their drummer only has one arm. Really? Def Leppard is on the best list at number four.
Number two on the worst list has a lead singer who we think is one of the best singers in the biz. Skid Row? Skid Row, really? That's stupid. Skid Row is the number two worst hair metal music. That's stupid. And defensive. That's somebody that's never heard of Skid Row music. Are you okay? They say the only advantage to listening to Sebastian Bach sing is that it means he isn't talking. Oh, wow. People are idiots. Idiots. That's dumb. This is a rough morning. I know it, right? You want to hug it out? No. I'm just singing. You know, you can say a lot of things about Sebastian Bach. He can't sing is not one of them. Get ready, Mike. I can sing. This is going to blow your mind. Del is in shock. Yeah, I know it, right? I don't know whether to do this or not. He just forced her into a fist bump. Awesome. Great morning. He's good.
Chris Daughtry. It's the worst. Barbara Mandrell. Sheriff. Is Bon Jovi on either one? It's a close one, bro. A bunch of people want to guess. Mikey Show. Go ahead. Take a guess. Oh, hey, Mikey. What's up? Not too much. You know what? I was wondering. Maybe I've got it wrong, but Richard Marks, as far as bad hair, I know they're not metal. No, it's not a hair metal band. No, not bad hair. Not bad hair. He'd be number one if it was bad hair. You got a guess? Yeah. What is it? Um, what's up with, uh, this is Pio and Jake. Rat. Round and round. Yeah, Rat should be on there. No. They're not on here. Got a guess? Um, actually, I don't want to. You got a guess? Are they putting, like, ACDC on that list and stuff? Oh, they better not. Guess? You got a guess? Yeah, I got a guess. Uh, Motley Crue.
Nuh-uh, they're not on that. Scorpions. Scorpions on there? Yo, hey, can I make a guess? Yep. It's P1 Travis, dude. What about Whitesnake? Whitesnake is number five on the worst list. Oh! What? What? How could they be on a bad list? They're not... Have they not heard, is this love? I have not. Have they not heard this? What are you actually... Why are you looking at me like that? I was never doing routine to this. Cherry pie. Really? Yeah. Wow. How about that? I bet you'd like to see that. What do you got? Okay, also on the worst list, number three is Extreme. Number four is Wasp. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Is Mr. Big on there? That's just a shot at Mike. That's just a shot at Mike. Lemon Drops and Sandals. Are they on the best list? Yeah, for Dog Day Afternoon.
They sold out Russia. Yes, they did. They did. They paid Slavnia one time and they sold the whole place out. That's right. The people paid with bread. That's how they paid. There was no such thing as money. Yeah, they traded American jeans for tickets to the Lemon Drops and Sandals. And their sisters. Yes, and they got into the show. And they did their one big hit. It's called Dog Day Afternoon. It's a dog day. A dark day afternoon. Ooh, yeah. But that sounds... Just like same old situation. It's a dog day. It smells of you. Dog day afternoon. You get it. This is Eddie's fictitious band. Sorry, Eddie. Well, the weird thing about it is, yeah, it did. Are you okay? A lot of people said, a lot of people said that it did. Well, just in case people went to look for that album on iTunes. A lot of people said that dog day afternoon did bear a resemblance to another song. I don't hear it. It's a dog day.
Dog Day Afternoon. Why is Eddie giving me the break sign? He doesn't want to get to the chorus. It's 9.37. I'm going to hear this. Sing it with me. It's a Dog Day Afternoon. It's a Dog Day. Dog Day Afternoon. Counting like Thor's hammer on Dr. Doomsday King infused face paint. Rock. Jeff?
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And I'll keep going. Let's go. I got till 10, ladies. He's not joking. If you can see his face. She's like, you saw our name on Entertainment Tonight. I was like, I don't watch that show. I watch The Hills. Yes, he is. And I was like, why would I lie? I'm watching The Hills. You think I'm proud of this? Every Monday, my fiancé. I was in a skirt and putting on lipstick. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. It's 944. Uma Thurman testified yesterday in the trial of a man accused of stalking her for two years. Broncos quarterback Jake Cutler says he has diabetes but is going to continue to play. Hi, welcome back to the show. It is the Mikey Show. Hi. Oh, we got to do this. We got to get this all dialed in. Dial it. Dial it. Dial it. We got to take at least one more break later, right, Eddie? Yes. Okay, good.
Our text number is 35253. Our phone number is 5701053. Real quickly. What do we got? I want to hear this clip. McDreamy. What? Cut 29. It's just comfortable. Proper gear to wear when you're riding. And how does your wife feel about the outfit? Is she happy when you put that on? I have to dress in the closet. I put, like, sweatpants on, and then I sneak down to the garage, and I take them off. To take things off? She laughs at me when I leave the house. That's good. It's encouraging. You have to feel really good about your body to wear that kind of spandex. You just don't get off the bike. It's good on the bike. If you're on the bike, it's great, but you're walking around, it's not so good. Not a good look. He's talking about the same outfits that Boston, Rob, and Ashley are going to be wearing. Yeah. Well, Rob lost the bocce ball bet with Eddie. I lost? Yeah, it was the horseshoes and bocce ball. It's really bad. And you lost pretty bad. Rematch. Okay. So what they're going to be doing is Boston Rob is going to have to ride a tandem bicycle, which is something he's already admitted that he can't stand. I hate them.
He is going to basically have to ride a tandem bicycle with Ashley, and Ashley got to pick the outfit. Ash, what have you picked? Hot pink. Oh, I love it. Oh, I love it. It's definitely the color we're going for, and the tighter the spandex, the better. Good. So it'll be, for Rob, it'll be an extra small outfit. Absolutely. Yeah, well, that's his size anyway. Works out perfectly. I can't wait. Where are my midgets? He's going to be wearing a little pink bike riding outfit. Riding a tandem bike with Ashley. I can't wait, Mike. I can't wait. You guys are going to look so cute. Let's do that one week from today, please. One week from today. 35253 is our text number, our phone number, 5701053. And tell us what you think of the following email. Mikey, I listen to the show every morning. I love it. I hear you read emails and texts on the air and give advice. Well, I finally have something for you. My girlfriend sings a lot like Ashley. Well, not that bad, but not great. Oh, ouch.
Don't you mean good? She thinks that she sings real good, and whenever we're in the car and listening to music, she will sing. It drives me crazy. Oh, no. I can't take it anymore. I don't want to hurt her feelings, but is there a way I can ask her to stop singing? It's really bad, dude. That's P1 Travis. Just do what I do to Eddie. Just say stop. It doesn't work, though. You've seen that, Shanta. It doesn't work. If she sounds anything like me, then she sounds really sexy. Oh, no way. She's got a gorgeous... Come on, Eddie. That's smart. How about this one? Oh my gosh. There it is. I was doing my American Idol audition for my friends last night because they wanted to hear me singing so bad. They did? Yeah. So what did you sing? I did my James Blunt, Your Beautiful song. That is gorgeous. Have you ever heard her do it, Chantel?
I have not. She was on American Idol. I know that, but I didn't see her on there. And it was so funny because my boyfriend was just like... Oh, my goodness. He was just like cheering me on and just looking at me like enamored. Like he couldn't believe that I sounded like an angel. Or bewildered. Ash, can you give us this a second of James Blunt? Sure. Nah, dude. Nah, dude. That's love. That's love. That's beautiful, Ashley. That's gorgeous. Thank you.
Thank you so much. Amazing. So basically what this guy in this email is saying is that his girlfriend, you know, she sings like Ash and she'll sing in the car. She sings really good. And so he's like, hey, you know, it's beautiful, but I don't want it. I hate it. Ever again. Ever. It can hurt if you hear that too much, right? It'll hurt your ears. If your boyfriend were to tell you that, that would hurt your feelings. Would you eat your cat? Maybe you should protest in the car. You start protesting and start yelling out, meat is murder. Meat is murder! Would you eat your dog? Would you eat your dog? Would you eat your cat? That's what I'm saying too. 5701053, this is P1 Raver on the line. Oh, Sean, you must be a fan. Do you know what I'm saying? Raver, are you there? Raver? Raver! Take the glow sticks out of your ear. Yeah, dude, take that pacifier out of your mouth. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I was saying, it's like so...
You don't hurt the girl's feelings or nothing. Rob let this call through. No, he did not. Rob let this call through. He was much better when he talked to me. Have fun with it, Mike. Mike, just go with it. Yeah, Mike. Yes, so you were calling to say what now? So the guy doesn't hurt his girl's feelings. I have the same problem. Instead of saying it to her face, I just play like trance and drum and bass. So something she can't sing along to, not so it won't hurt her feelings. Just play instrumentals is what he's saying. What did he actually say, though? She can make up her own music then, though. Her own lyrics. I play trans drum and bass. Trans. Trans Siberian Orchestra. That's what he's saying. I thought he meant transgender, and I was like, what does that even mean? I don't get it. I don't know. Yo, what's up, Sean? Shot at Sean. Shot at Sean. Sean is angry with mascara running down his face as he's angry. Sweet pea. By the way. Did you just call him sweet pea? Well, you know, he looks so precious. Yeah, those arrangements are doing something to you. Ladies and gentlemen, P1 Buckley is on the line right now. Buckley, go ahead.
Yeah, I got a secret way to keep your girlfriend from singing. I got a little volume button on my steering wheel, so I casually keep turning it up until she can't sing any louder. That's pretty funny. I found her out. You just have to sing, Buckley, because you got a voice of an angel. That's right. These songs just got my heart beating today, buddy. Thank you. Dude, you guys are the best. So, 570-1053, if you got any thoughts on that. You could drive head on into traffic. Whoa. You know, like on her side. How about you? No. That would be horrible. She might not even realize she's doing it because my fiance and my brothers have to tell me now because I sing all the time. And it's become... Al told me he won't talk to me anymore until I stop the singing. Wow. And you don't even notice it. I don't even notice if we're going to like go get dinner. I'll sing about going to get dinner.
You mean you'll make up a song? You'll make up songs everywhere I go. Give me an example. Give me an example. Well, what are we going to do? Okay, let's say we're going to play miniature golf. You know what? I'm going to play golf today with Eddie. So how would it go? If I'm leaving here, I'd be like, going to play some golf, yeah. Going to play some golf. You want to play some golf with me? Do you want to play? We hit the ball with the club. With the club. Oh, no, no, no, no. Let me tell you something. Not at all. We have to have a camera in here because there's two great things. One is Rob singing it. The second one is Ashley enjoying it. Like, they're both awesome. I don't know why Sky thought it was newsworthy, but apparently Blunder has a list of his worst songs ever. So, I don't know why we're going to hear what Blunder thinks the worst songs in the world are. Blunder magazine. He thinks he knows it all, huh? Oh, yeah. So, here's what I think the worst songs are.
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The most interesting man in the world. I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. Enjoy Dos Equis responsibly. Imported by Cervezas Mexicanos, White Plains, New York. Stay thirsty, my friends. KIOZ San Diego is the name of the radio station. And what do you do? What do you do after that? Okay, I heard the first part. And then... KIOZ San Diego, go ahead. No way, Jose. Oh, you sucker. K-I-O-Z San Diego. Hit it, turkey. Hit it, turkey. Hey, why don't you hit it, you turkey. No way, Jose. To your health. To your health. Hit it, turkey. K-I-O-Z San Diego. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Mike, he's distracting you. K-I-O-Z, San Diego, hit, hit. Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye. K-I-O-Z. John, if you don't hit it, I'll hug you when you come here. Whoa! K-I-O-Z! There it is. That's what I'm talking about. You can call me Hillrod. So, Sky, uh... What's up?
Give me Blunder's list of the worst songs ever. Okay, he doesn't know nothing. What does he know about music? Just because he was like the subbing music director for Shauna. Yeah, just because the guy's the music director now, I guess he knows music. I know he likes cake. He's grossly overweight. He loves cake. Eddie, he likes donuts too, so you can't just say. No, the band, Mike. I mean, I'm not making a judgment. Let's be honest, he loves cake, the food too. Well, that is true. Okay, so Blender Magazine put out their list of the 50 worst songs ever. I have the top 10 for you. Do you want me to just tell you, or are we going to try this? I need to know what we're talking here. Okay, let's start out with number 10, Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder doing Ebony and Ivory. That's a terrible song. All right, if that's the case, then I Just Called to Say I Love You by Stevie Wonder should be on there. Oh, what? What? Well, why is Ebony and Ivory bad, but not I Just Called to Say I Love You? Because that's a great song. That's a good argument, Eddie. All right. Macarena. Don Johnson Heartbeat. Fergie. Mambo No. 5. Oh, that's Lubega. Lubega. If you value your life, Zeth, I would not say that out loud. I know these blender lists are jacked up, dude. I don't agree with it.
He thinks that Nirvana smells like teen spirit will be on that list. Why would he say so? I don't know, but Eddie is throwing a pen across the room. Yeah, you can really poke my eye out of that. Idiot. Love you, Eddie. Every time he throws that pen, Zeth stands up, squeezes one eye shut, and tries to direct it right into his eyeball. Yeah, workman's comp. He needs it. Neil Sedaka. Ooh, John. Ciccata. John. Oh, Richard Marks. Raindrops keep falling on my head. Ice Ice Baby. Ice Ice Baby is number five on the list. Oh. My name is. My name is. What? Slim Shady. What? What? My name is. Who? Sky, is that on there? No, my name is. Slim Shady. What about the thong song? Yeah, what about the thong song by Cisco? Man, that's the top wedding song of the year. Yeah, it was the top wedding song back in oh, thousand. You got the year right, yes. Is that on? No. It's not on there? No. What? Thong, thong, thong, thong. At least not in the top ten. Anything by the Fat Boys. Yeah. Anything by the Dave Matthews Band. That did not go over well. I thought we were trying to be friends today. Celebrate good times. Come on.
It's a great song. Celebrate is a good song, Ash. How dare you? Fergie. Yes, thank you. How dare you, good sir? Put her on the list. All right, Skye, what's another one? Number nine is Madonna with American Life. Oh, yeah, that was horrible. I've never even heard of it. Never heard of it. I guess she's like raps in there or something. Oh, no. Number eight is Eddie Murphy with Party All The Time. Dude, that's a great song. Okay, we're going to pull it up. This is a jam, yo. Oh, it's so good. Oh, it's so good. In the video, didn't he wear like the Michael Jackson red leather jacket? I think so. What about the bass, Sean? Cranky. If I remember correctly, Eddie Murphy was serious. Oh, yeah. Very serious. He wasn't like... This is a real album. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He wanted to sing. Listen to the words. This goes on for another three minutes. I think that he was testing the water with Boogie in Your Butt. But then he was like, well, I can sing. And so he started to sing for real. Oh, look at Sean. That's Eddie Murphy. Sean is in it. As good as the bar. As good as the bar. So in it.
Those words have never been spoken. I think that Ashley wishes that Sean's camera was like a TV channel at her house. I would watch it 24-7. Look at him. What else you got? Ghostbusters. Number seven is Bobby McFerrin with Don't Worry, Be Happy. I'm fine with that. Rob, you may want to take your headphones off for number six. Must be Michelle Branch. We got Flog and Molly. Mariah Carey. Huey Lewis and the News. The heart of rock and roll. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. It's a good song. Yeah. Number five was Ice Ice Baby. Number four, Limp Bizkit Rollin'. That was a good song. They were the poison of the early millennium. Is that which one it was? Dead on, Eddie. Yes. So good. I think that was just a flat out Fred Durst impression, period. So good, Eddie.
I got to tell you. What happened? I have to tell you that when we lived in the Bay Area, you know, I've always said this. San Diego rock fans can be a very tough crowd. They can be a very tough crowd. They don't even approach the audience that you get at rock shows in the Bay Area in terms of how mean and rowdy they can be. So I was at, and Sky, I think you were there. And Eddie, I don't know if you were there because I don't remember what year it was. It might have been 99, 2000. Yeah, I think we were doing afternoons. And it was at Candlestick Park, and it was Metallica. Oh, no. It was a headliner. Yeah, that was when we were there for mornings. I don't know. I can tell you something off the air that will make us remember. Yeah.
It was Metallica headlined the show and Limp Bizkit opened for them. And Limp Bizkit was huge. It was supposed to be like a co... But somebody had to go first. And Limp Bizkit starts and the entire Candlestick Park was booing and throwing things on stage at Fred Durst. Who at the time... Had this kind of reputation of being kind of hard. Badass. Yeah. And they are calling him every dumb name. No way. You're an idiot. Boo. It was humiliating. Yeah, it was. Because Bay Area Rock kids are raised on Metallica. I mean, Metallica is their pride, you know. It didn't make sense teaming those two together. No. Because they're completely separate audiences. They were angry. Didn't dig it. Whoa, that sucks. Didn't dig it. Yeah, scary. Oh, yeah. This is probably, I was like, that's probably what they came out on stage to. And they were just throwing garbage. I mean, garbage. You just saw garbage flying up on stage. The whole stage was garbage.
It was crazy. It was nuts. It was garbage. I don't know that I've ever seen like that much of a we don't like you. Because they keep playing. You suck. I don't remember. They cut it short. Yeah, they did a short set. But it was weird. It was almost like everybody got together beforehand and had this plan to attack them because it was so like in unison. Yeah. I mean, it was like 30,000 people in unison going. No way. The thing that I kept thinking about was like when they left the stage, like what's the conversation? Right. Like, wow, you know, 30,000 people. Well, that went well. Yeah. Just didn't go very well. Who else is on there? Number three on the worst songs ever list, Wang Chong with Everybody Have Fun Tonight. That's ridiculous. Sean, I'm sorry. It's a great song. Everybody Wang Chong tonight. Number two, Billy Ray Cyrus with Achy Breaky Heart. All right. That makes sense. Finally, number one on the worst songs ever list is Starship with We Built This City. I think Michael Scott would disagree with that one. I think he probably really liked that song. Lindsay Lohan's doing, she's going to be on the season finale of Ugly Betty. Diddy is going to receive his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today.
Chad Kroger sentenced for his DUI in Canada yesterday, and he kind of got off easy. What do you get, Sky? One year license taken away and about a $600 fine. Big deal. Okay, can have people drive them. A study says that more than half of black and Hispanic kids can't swim. Really? Talk about playing into the stereotype. No way. The study, they say 58% of African-American children and 56% of Hispanic children cannot swim. 30% of white children cannot swim. They say that African-American children drowned almost three times more than other children. And they also found that swimming ability, regardless of race, increases your... income and education in the future like if you know how to swim you have more likelihood to make more money and be more educated in the future now listen to this so was yesterday may day yes okay may day is where the it's an immigration thing now is it an immigration thing or is it an illegal immigration thing it's for immigration reform immigrants rights things like that which
Boy, talk about an oxymoron. I mean, what rights do you have as an immigrant? Like, this is what I say about, oh, okay, it's cool that you're here. We benefit from you being here. I don't have anything against you. The only thing that I have that you can, I don't know, maybe take umbrage with is that it's like, what other law can you break and then sort of protest for your rights about breaking that law? That just seems strange to me. I mean, it's as if, I don't know. I mean, think of a victimless law. I think it's like when people protest to make marijuana legal. You know what I mean? Because it's like, you know, it's a victimless crime. People want it to be legal. They're out there protesting, but technically it's illegal. You know, you're protesting for rights for something that technically is illegal. People do it. So then what they're doing is they're protesting and saying we should not be illegal. We should just be allowed to take the borders down and everybody should be allowed to come here. You're jumping to extremes there, Mike. So what is it? They want reform. They want a better system in place to allow the United States to benefit from, you know, illegals coming here to work, but also for the illegals to have some rights since they are giving benefits to America. Rob was out there yesterday and he said.
That they're not even chanting the same. They're all chanting different stuff. Oh, yeah. I went to work downtown, and right when I got there, it sounded like a traveling circus slash zoo. It was just like all these different noises. It wasn't like... It's ridiculous. It wasn't like a normal protest where they're all chanting one thing. So all of a sudden you see him just kind of go by. It was like a traveling keg party. And everyone's just saying whatever they want and holding different signs. Nothing was in unison. I mean, I was like, I can't understand what point you're trying to make. Cut 50. My message today is treat immigrants with dignity. It's a huge debate right now, whether legal or illegal. But these are, we're all people. It's a huge debate. Yes. Some of us are on the side of the fence where we say, no, treat illegals with no dignity. And then there's some of us that are like, no, let's treat them with dignity. No. I want to debate the other side. No dignity. No dignity. No dignity. I think he's talked. No dignity.
No, I don't think that's what he is. Aw, man, Mikey, you're such an Oreo. Like, what's up with you, man? Yeah, dude. That ain't cool. That's my friend, dude. Yeah, what's up with that guy, man? I don't know, dude. Dude, why does he hate his own race, man? Oh, no. Let me have a drink, dude. Take a tug. He's a boy. He's just a little boy. Shut up, güera. Thank you, dude. But Beto's just 14, man. Hey, let's go get some spray paint and spray paint things, dude. Yeah, dude. Let's do it. No. No, you should not, dude. Start with her house. All right, then let's go. Whose house? Hey, dude. No. Let's protest, dude. Okay. One, two, we don't know. Don't do it. I don't like your style. Five, six, let us in. Let us in. Seven, ten. What's up with you? What's up with you, dude? Four, three. Dignity. Beans are dignity. Yes. Give us our dignity. Check it out. Taco breath. What's up? What? Eddie? Hey. Let us have our tacos. Tacos. Let us have our tacos. Chicken tacos. Let us have our tacos.
Make Ashley sick. Make Ashley sick. Beto got you pregnant. Okay, wait. I got you pregnant. Okay, hold on, Beto. That is not true. I'm not pregnant. So you admit it. No, I am not pregnant. I am not pregnant. Here is... That I know of. Congressman Brian Bilbray of the 50th District talking about it. Cut 49. Only the most extreme left-wing... That's right. May Day is somehow a great American holiday. What? Please take him off a little bit away from the receiver, Mr. Bilbray. Stupid Bilbray? Why, what does he say? He's conservative. What do you disagree with him about? Well, you know, just right there. Like, basically, like, shame on these people for protesting. Whatever, dude. It's America. That's what we're all about. See, but they are... This is America. We can protest about whatever we want, no matter how awesome or stupid you think it is. But if you're American, you have that right. But what if you're not even a citizen of this country and you're here doing it? If you're here, you still have that right. Hey, guys. Okay. Great. Great.
There's a new Man vs. Wild tonight. Oh, where is he staying tonight? Eddie Woodhead. You're such a jerk. Shut up, Rob. Whatever. You cut 35. What a lot of the wild. Holiday Inn Express. People often ask when I'm kind of scared of them. I think the answer is quite a long list, actually. But, you know, I find heights quite difficult, actually. Even though, you know, I've climbed a lot and I've climbed Everest and these sort of things. I do spend a lot of time. is scared. But again, you know, that's okay. I think, you know, we're not required in life to be fearless. We're required to sort of feel the fear and try and kind of get over it and use it a bit. And I spend a lot of time on the show, I think, using that fear to try and tune in the senses a bit and just sharpen me for what I'm doing. Can you explain Taco Bell rappers in the Sahara? I chained with one of the best. His name is Eddie, and he taught me how to do something called a climber. That is a dangerous maneuver, Mike. It really is amazing. It's amazing. It takes scaffolding. Let's see. Dude, Iron Man out tonight. Oh, yeah, dude. Let's do some new releases. Yes. What do you got? We have Iron Man coming out today. Best movie in the history of movies. Everybody better go see it, or else you're a jerk.
Ashley's going tomorrow night. Oh, are you? Well said. Are you buying your tickets in advance? Um, no. It's opening weekend, man. Fandango it. We've got two free tickets we're going to use. Me and my boyfriend. Oh, my goodness. I can't even believe that he came up. Mark, in case you're listening, I love you so much. Hey, Mark, you're listening. I love you. You're the best. I can't even believe you love me. Oh, my God, you're great. Really, child. I drive you nuts. Okay, Mike, shut up. I'm the worst girlfriend. Okay, guys. Hello. Sky, what do you got? Well, we said Iron Man. Oh, I got clips. That's what I was waiting for. Rock and roll these clips, Mike. Oh, Mike, paper. That sounds like paper. Something you got paper in front of you. Yeah, you got paper. That sounds like paper. Paper. Okay, just play a clip already, man. What do you got there, Mike? Here, Tony Stark takes his suit for its first spin. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cut three. Do a weather and ATC check. Start listening in on ground control. Sir, there are still terabytes of calculations needed before an actual flight is adjourned. Jarvis, sometimes you gotta run before you can walk. Ready? In three, two, one. Awesome, Mike. Here, Robert Downey Jr.
Talks about trying to please the diehard Iron Man fan. You did. You did. Yeah, we're happy. You did. Cut four. It's that kind of crazy Senate in a democracy where their votes just happen to count for a lot more, you know? But by the time we were at Comic-Con and we showed them some cut footage, we were like, okay, I think our sensibilities and theirs are finding this compatibility. It's funny. It probably speaks more to John and I being geeks at heart than, you know, than that we were... pressure molding our movie into what we thought they wanted. Don't talk. We don't want to hear that. Skye? Yes. What else is coming out this weekend? Maid of Honor is out this weekend with Patrick Dempsey. This is where we part ways. Who? You and I. Why? Because we're on board with Iron Man. Yes, we are. We're not going to be on board with this movie. I think it's a great concept. Well, let's listen to a clip. Cut six. If you were getting married, I'd expect to be your best man. Tom, will you be my maid of honor? You're maid of honor. I don't like grown-up movies that have music like they're from animated cartoons. And that's what that sounds like. You know what I mean? Where it's like the cute music. Yeah, totally. Sky, it sounds like you're in.
Well, I don't know. I haven't seen it yet. Doesn't it sound like a knockoff of my best friend's wedding? Kind of. It's like when they're done that. That's true. Good point. Very good point. Oh, they're speaking of my best friend. Oh, my gosh. I can't even believe you brought him up. Don't even go there, dude. Fuck! Can't you listen? Oh, gosh. Oh, my gosh. I love you so much. I love you so much. Stop taking my best friend. I love you so much, I'm going to trap you. Okay. Okay. I love you so much, you'll never get away. You're man for life, brother. P1, 5'8 and a quarter's on the line. Oh, Rob's height. So Rob's on the phone? That's Rob's height. Hello, 5'8 and a quarter. How's it going, guys? Good. I had a question about the sticker strike. Me and a buddy of mine were going to go out, but we were going to take the trolley instead of driving in.
And I was wondering if that would be a problem as far as being eligible for all the prizes and everything. If you just like walked in and took a bumper sticker instead of actually like slapping it on the back of the car. You know, guys, I think that you might try to get somebody to drive you down there and get the sticker on a car. You know what I mean? No, no. The driving part's not the problem. It's just, you know, the trolley takes you right in. No, that's not the point of this thing. You know, the point of this deal is that we're putting stickers on cars. Yeah, because remember we asked Jay because people were asking, well, can I get multiple stickers? And we don't want to run out of stickers. So, Jason, no, we will only apply stickers to cars. Yeah, yeah. And that's the only way to get a price. Yep. We're still going to do the one per person thing. Yeah, bring your car. Dude, because the point of the whole thing is that we want to get a sticker on every car in San Diego. Heck yeah. I got you. So, you know, throw in the garbage or something. You got it. Thank you very much. Thanks a lot. Great show, guys. We'll see you. Mikey's show, hello. Hey, what's going on? How you guys doing today? Pretty good. Yo, I want to say hello, first of all, and then I wanted to see if I could get a shout-out to P1 Uncle Albert. He just had a kid. Oh, really? Cool, man. Nice. That's cool. That's my boy, man. So I want to say, you know, congratulations to you. What did they have, a boy or a girl? They had a little boy. What did they name him? Isaac. Sweet. Aw. I appreciate it. Cool, man. All right, take it easy. Thanks.
Mikey Show. Hey, what's up? It's P1 Sam. I wanted to let you guys know for the Marvel fans, watch After the Credits. Amazing. Oh, really? I already saw it last night at midnight, and it was the greatest Marvel movie made that has ever been out. What happened after the credits? I'm so mad I left. Yeah, okay. It was awesome. Awesome. Absolutely awesome. What happened? What happened after the credits, clown school? Okay. Samuel... Oh, that was fun. Okay. Basically, the Avengers decided to get Iron Man in. Tony Stark. The guy with the iPad. I don't remember his name. Basically, my friend and I were like... Brother, do you have anybody there that speaks English? Oh, I'm so mad at it now. Because I left before the credits ended. Okay. Basically what happened, Tony Stark went into his room, saw some guy at the window just talking. Oh, man, I wish radio had subtitles. I really do. I really do. I'm going to cry. I'm going to have to. Well, thank you for calling in. For nothing. Sean, please go see it this weekend. And tell us. And let us know what happens. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. Hey, Mikey. Yes.
This is P1 Matt. What's up? Hey, listen, dude. I work with this new worker. He's a helper. And I always have you on because I work in construction. So I'm always listening to you. And he's like, dude, I can't shut the mic and show off. So you got a new P1, dude. That's awesome, dude. That's awesome. Lorenzo. What's up? What's up, Lorenzo? All right, bro. I'll talk to you later, man. Nice, dude. Thank you. No, Eddie. It's different. I'm not going to revisit that. Please. I hope my drama means kicking in. Your drama mean? My drama mean. Drama mean. I'm a mama. My drama mama mean. Yeah. We do. Roll up. Bring it back. I'm going to be going on one of those Red Bull air races, you know, planes. 250 miles an hour, 20 feet above the water. Braver man than I. Oh, well, I hope it's good. And they're going to videotape it. We'll put it on the website. Every Friday at the end of the show, I do something called Give You My Testimony. I want to let people know that you can actually listen to old ones now at the Mikey Show help page. If you've never seen it, go to MikeyShow.com, keyword help. And any of these things that you hear me talk about today, if you need help with any of them, there's resources there for you. So if you need help with addiction or depression or eating disorders, or if you're looking to live your life in a new way, then we put it on there.
And you can check it out. It's really cool. And also, we have a new section on there. If you are a church congregation and you'd like me to give my testimony at your church on Sundays, there's a place that you can go and check that out. But you've got to be a decision maker there. It'd be cool if you could just go, well, I go to this church and it'd be cool to have you there. You've got to be a decision maker there. But basically, for many, many years, I was addicted to alcohol. was a thing that it doesn't just happen overnight. Becoming addicted to something is usually it starts out kind of slow and then you start to do it more and more. My oldest brother one time asked me, aren't you concerned about drinking because alcoholism is in our family? And I said, well, yeah, but that's why I won't let it go that far. But that's the thing about it is that you never really think that you're going to be addicted to it. You go into it because you just want to.
have a good time. But the problem is if you are my type of personality. I was a guy that grew up and I was a victim of sexual abuse when I was five years old. And so because of that kind of thing, you know, you get, you get a lot of shame going on and there were just different circumstances in my life that caused me to have low self-esteem, overall feeling of unworthiness and you get all those things together and sometimes you get an addictive personality where you want to do something that will make those feelings you don't have to deal with those feelings and that is not to say that the person that had those experiences walks around every single day and it's all you're thinking about and you're just like oh what can I do to make it go away that's not what it is
What it is, is that sometimes those events that happen in your life create a sense of unworthiness or hurt or fearfulness. And that's what it was with me. And so I got addicted to alcohol. But I've also been in a place where I was extremely lonely, just in life in general. I was a very lonely person. When I used to drink at the end of my, right before I went into rehab, I used to close all the blinds in my place because I was ashamed. I didn't want, I mean, I lived on the third floor of an apartment building, but I was so embarrassed of the way that I was living that I didn't even want God to look in that window. And so I would close all the windows and I would drink to the point where I'd get sick and I'd drink again. If there is anybody listening that has suffered with, or that is suffering with addiction, you drink every day, maybe to the point where I was, where you're blacking out and you're doing this consistently. Or if you're listening and you just broke up with somebody or you've been broken up with, if you've been broken up with, remember that rejection is God's ultimate and perfect plan for your protection. But maybe you're...
completely devastated by a divorce you're completely devastated by a breakup you've god forbid lost a child or you've lost a parent or somebody very close to you and you're going through a lot of pain right now or you're doing something that makes you feel terrible about yourself and nobody knows about it or you're doing eating disorder stuff and nobody knows about it you're doing one of these things that nobody knows about and it's a secret that's why I tell you that I've been there and that what the secret was for me was forming this personal relationship with Jesus Christ. It's tough for some people to hear because they're instantly, they recoil from those two words, Jesus Christ, which is a bummer. I think the way that it happened is that somebody has turned them off or something has turned them off. I understand that. And so I just always tell people, well, you know, just take the people out of it.
For me, it was just forming a relationship with him. I talked, he listened, and we formed this relationship. And my life is really different today. I have friends in my life that I have better relationships with because of him, not me. I don't have the ability on my own. I'm a jerk. I'm a selfish, self-centered jerk on my own. I don't like to admit that because when I do, I have to admit how broken I am as a person. But it's true. I'm self-centered. I'm selfish. But he was able to change that stuff for me. Take what used to be really, really, really, really bad and turn it into something better. So every Friday, I play this song for you. And the song is about hope. Go to my help page and learn more about it. MikeyShow.com, keyword help. Song is by a band called Third Day. And it is extraordinarily hopeful.
And so really listen to the words to the song. It's called Tunnel. We will see you again on Monday morning at 5.30. The lovely and talented Missy is coming up next. And today she's got a little Freeform Friday to do with you. So we'll see you again on Monday. Have a great weekend, everybody. The Mikey Show is out.