The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 05/05/08
Monday, May 5, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
aerobatic flightradio triviaphones versus internetgas pricesracial justiceTom Cruise and Scientologyfaith and persuasionanimal encounterslistener callsmikey showaerobaticsdumb chick challenge
Mikey described a punishing Red Bull aerobatic flight, while Ashley, Sky and Boston Rob supplied the show's broadest comedy in the Dumb Chick Challenge and a planned tandem-bike punishment. The crew also argued over giving up phones or the internet and over gasoline prices, with Sean calculating that inflation implied a fair 2008 price near $1.73 and one caller proposing that everyone abandon their cars on the freeway. Discussions of Wesley Snipes and Tom Cruise turned serious: Doug alleged a racial sentencing double standard, and Mikey later told WordHerd that treating faith as a contest of proof only makes people defensive. The show also covered a nanny rescuing a toddler from a coyote and ended with Mikey, Eddie, Ashley and Boston Rob recoiling as Bear Grylls ate a huge live grub while Sky refused to watch.
What happened, in order
Red Bull aerobatics
Mikey described taking a Red Bull stunt-plane flight, enduring instant rolls, a four-G climb and an engine-idled dive before deciding the experience was thrilling but too uncomfortable to repeat.
Phone or internet
The crew and callers debated which technology they would surrender forever, with Mikey and Eddie favoring the internet while Boston Rob insisted he would dump it despite relying on MySpace and online videos.
Dumb Chick Challenge
In an extended trivia game, Ashley guessed that acorns grow on an acorn tree, Boston Rob named James Earl Jones as the first pilot through the sound barrier, and Sky eventually won by identifying Rhode Island.
The Wesley Snipes argument
Caller Doug argued that Wesley Snipes's three-year tax sentence reflected a racial double standard, while the hosts and other callers challenged his comparisons with Britney Spears, Nicole Richie, Brandy and O.J. Simpson
What gas should cost
Mikey, Sky, Eddie, Boston Rob and callers compared current four-dollar gasoline with older prices, then Sean used an inflation calculator to argue that a 1989 dollar should equal about $1.73 in 2008.
Tandem-bike punishment
The crew revealed that Boston Rob would pay off a bocce-ball loss by riding a tandem bicycle with Ashley in matching fuchsia tops, bright spandex, helmets, gloves and knee pads.
Tom Cruise revisited
The show replayed Oprah Winfrey's interview with Tom Cruise and argued over his couch jump, his apology to Brooke Shields, his confrontation with Matt Lauer and his explanations of Scientology.
You cannot argue faith
After caller WordHerd contrasted Christianity's evidence with Scientology, Mikey argued that proving another believer wrong only creates defensiveness and that nobody can be argued into faith.
Nanny fights a coyote
The crew recounted how a nanny in Chino Hills pulled a two-year-old girl from a coyote's mouth before the injured child received hospital treatment and a rabies vaccine.
Bear Grylls eats the grub
Mikey, Eddie, Ashley and Boston Rob watched Bear Grylls bite into a live cigar-sized grub and reacted with shouting and nausea while Sky refused to look.
Abandon every car
A caller proposed lowering gasoline prices by having everyone stop and abandon their cars on the freeway, but his plan unraveled when Mikey repeatedly asked how millions of stranded drivers would get home.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkySeanAshleyBoston RobDougWesley SnipesBritney SpearsNicole RichieBrandyO.J. SimpsonTom CruiseOprah Winfrey
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There was an explosion early yesterday morning at the federal courthouse downtown. Luckily, no one was injured. Greg Maddox fails again to win number 350. Padres lose to the Marlins 10-3. Welcome to the program. Our phone number here is 570-1053, and we would love for you to call us and tell us. How long has Wazzup been gone? Probably over a decade. Way too long. Let me bring back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Welcome to the show. Our text number is 35253. If you want to text us, we accept both phone calls and text messages here on The Mikey Show. There are seven of us. It's myself, Eddie, Sky, Sean, Ashley, Rob, and Zeth. Roosevelt, Zethi, and Oates Jr. III. And yeah, your phone calls, 570-1053.
A lot happened over the weekend. It was a big weekend in terms of news and just stuff. And I did that Red Bull flight. Oh, I've been waiting to hear about this. Well, we got the footage of the cockpit. And so as soon as the promotion department gets here, I would have loaded it over the weekend, but I didn't have any means to do it. And so as soon as promotion gets here, we'll load it up so you can see the picture of me in the... And it was, they had one plane to rule them all. They had one plane that they were flying the media in. And so when I got there, I had to wait for it to land, pull up right in front of me for me to get on it. All they had to do, I think, is refuel it and they were ready to go. And so... The cockpit opens up and I'm really interested to see the look on the guy's face that's getting out because I figure that'll tell me, give me some information. And so the way that it works is that the media person sits in the front and the pilot sits right behind him. Okay. It's a very small airplane. I put a picture of it on my blog if you want to see what the airplane looks like. The cockpit opens up.
The guy looks miserable. Oh, no. And all the people that are helping and stuff, all the people that are helping in the process of getting me in and getting him out and all that, they're all from Germany. Oh, no. And I hear, he's got sick. He's got sick in the plane. He threw up. He threw up. And so it takes them a while to get him unstrapped, get him out of the plane. And I'm thinking to myself, am I going to have to get into a pukey plane? And so I make the decision, if it smells like puke, I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to go up in a plane with vomit smell. Upside down, doing loops, already fighting my own. No way. No way, Jose. No way, Jose. And so this dude comes walking towards me and he looks terrible. And he's carrying in his right hand his air sickness bag. And he comes and he sits down. They have these couches out underneath a tent in the tarmac. On the tarmac. North Island in Coronado.
And he sits down on the couch adjacent to me. And they have him catching his breath. And then he lays down for a while. And the woman that was helping me leans over and says to me, the reason that he's got sick is because he did not listen to my instruction. So please listen to my instructions for you. She suddenly turned French. French, German? Don't know how that happened. Japanese? So I listened to everything she said, and I didn't get sick. And when I got into the airplane, it didn't smell. It didn't smell, probably because he got sick in a bag. And I did not like it. Really? I didn't like it. No way, Jose. Now, this is the deal.
It reminded me of skydiving. Really? Totally. It was like, it just was uncomfortable. Too far up in the air. You know, he got, the guy says, he says, you know, you're in a harness, and then you get into the aircraft, and this is not that great. He says, the pilot, who's, I don't know where he's from, but the pilot says to me, He says, if I say to you, bail, bail, bail, then you pull those clips and, you know, you exit the aircraft to the left. Huh? What? He says, this won't happen, but you need to know. If I say bail, bail, bail, and I'm like. Oh, you can't. Do you have like a parachute on? Yeah. Oh, my God. I have a parachute on. Wow.
And so he's explaining this to me. And I'm in a harness. And this guy reaches in between my legs. Hello. That was a good part. Hello. And he pulls up on the strap. And he says, this is going to be a little tight against your, you know. And he says the thing, the word. The uncomfortable word. The uncomfortable word, you know. And he pulls up real hard. And, oh, boy, he was right about that part. And so then he does the same thing where he pulls up on the straps and it comes down on your shoulders. So you're really locked in there. And then you get up in the air and they tell you the pilot is going to start out slow. And if you're okay, he'll increase the intensity. I never got to the point where he didn't have to increase the intensity. So he increased it, I guess, as much as they're willing to. I didn't like it because, okay, for instance, when the plane is flying straight, okay, and it's, what do they call that? The plane is flying level. He says, okay, I'm going to turn us upside down for a moment. Now, for whatever reason in my head, I picture this nice roll over to go upside down. It goes like this.
I mean, it's instant. Like you're flipping a pancake. It's like you're flipping it, but quicker. Seriously. Honestly, it was like, I don't know how to describe it, but it was instant. Wow. And so that jerky motion kind of freaks you out, you know? And then, obviously, the top of the canopy is plexiglass. So when you look down, we're looking at the ocean. We're in Coronado. So I'm looking directly at those little white rippling, you know, the sunlight coming off the top of the ocean and it's green. And I'm looking into it and I'm thinking two things. Great white sharks. I'm thinking that. And I'm thinking it's very high, very high, very high. So that was a deal. Yeah. I think that at the most we pulled four G's. He told me at one point we were pulling four G's, which is four times my enormous body weight pressed against me. But he did this thing, okay? This was weird. This was weird, you guys. He did this thing where we were way high up and we're cruising level. And he says, I don't want you to be alarmed. It's going to sound like I'm turning the engines off, but I'm not. I'm only idling them.
But it sounded like he turned the engines off. Because it went from loud to silent. Why would he do that? To do this next maneuver. Oh, good. He lets the plane's nose point directly towards the earth and free fall. Oh, good, good, good. No way. That's what you want to feel in a plane. And when that happens, your guts go... No, thank you. Everything goes... And you're just free falling with all that weight towards the ocean. I'd rather not. It starts back up. That was the other part that got me. There was two things that got me. That was the one that got me. And then when you're getting close, he turns the engines on full blast and lifts up out of it. I got you. Yeah, I got you there. You thought we were going to die. And the thing is, is that. You know, yeah, sure, that was exhilarating and everything. It was. And there were times, there were other times that were really, really exhilarating too, where he would be driving really fast or be flying really fast, and then all of a sudden he'd lift the nose real hard and you'd fly straight up. And these maneuvers, and that would cause this crazy G-force thing. And the lady taught me, when you feel the G-forces, breathe in. And when you breathe in...
clench up your butt and your legs and clench your, you know, squeeze your legs and, and your buttocks and breathe in. And it helped, you know, it helped me from feeling like I was going to pass out. Um, but all the exhilaration didn't outweigh, like this doesn't feel all that great. And I, I couldn't stop thinking of myself, like the whole time we're doing all these exciting maneuvers and all this stuff. I couldn't stop thinking to myself. I'd really rather be taking a nap. I would love to be sitting in bed with my laptop on my lap. More than this. You know, this is great, but... Does this change your mind at all about wanting to run with the Bulls? Oh, come on, Eddie. Let me tell you. Let me tell you. Talk about it. Okay. So, our friend Bo, we have dinner with him and his wife, Holly, on Saturday night. And he goes, I could never do that because I would freak out that if anything happened to me, Holly would be on her own, the kids, blah, blah, blah. And I said that occurred to me as I was sitting in the plane. And I'm praying that nothing happens for them because I'm like, oh, man, that would be jacked up. So that's what would make me reevaluate the running of the Bulls is just that I wouldn't want to get jacked up for them. But you said nothing would happen.
I do believe that nothing would happen. I don't believe that they take people. If you're not drunk and you're running around. You're going to be in the front. I don't think that they would let media people on these planes if something's going to happen. Yeah. My thing is, and I'm telling you, this is the solid gold truth. My deal is, what if a drunkard or what if the guy flying the plane or what if somebody messes something up? And I get jacked. And then Rebecca and Jake are out of luck. That's my worry. Yeah. Honestly, me, I think it'd be fine. I think it'd be fine. You're cute. If I was single, I don't think I would want to go after work. Because after work, I was so tired. Yeah. But I'd experience those things. Like, I like the experience. Never again. Like, I wouldn't do it again. It just wasn't that cool to me. Yeah. You know what's cool is that ride at the amusement park where you sit down, they strap you into a harness, they take you up like eight stories and drop you free fall. I like that. I don't. But, you know, this thing, and we're going to have the footage on. Oh, I can't wait to see it. That's going to be awesome. We're going to post it on the website. As soon as promotion gets in here, you can see it. Yeah. I did feel a little nauseated when I got off. I would think. And I took that Dramamine, which I'm sure helped.
Had the coolest thing happen this weekend. What? Well, he's watching Hell's Kitchen. You tell the story, Eddie. Well, I had T-Vote Hell's Kitchen and I finally got a chance to watch it. And one of their challenges was to make like a gourmet pizza. And these pizzas, they actually look pretty good. Yeah. And so I got a hankering. Oh, no. Yeah. And I said to Debra, my wife, I said, I would like to go. to a pizza place, like a gourmet pizza place, like a Sammy's or something like that. Right. And I'm going to order the craziest thing on the menu, like something that I would never order, and I want to try it. Love it. I love that. I mean, didn't you hear Mike's story about going on a plane? Doesn't that scare you? Let me tell you something. It was one of the best pizzas I've ever had. Oh, my goodness. The guy is inspiring. That's all I can tell you. Love it. What did you get? I had to look it up because it was so bizarre. It was a Cash Cavill Sheep's Milk Cheese Pizza. What are you talking about? You're great. It was insane. What? It was insane. What was on it? It says...
From the mountains of Bulgaria. Oh, wow. This guy's already out. Already out. It was this crazy cheese and it came with like a tomato sauce. It had like caramelized onions and fresh basil on it. And it was fan-freaking-tastic. Wow. And it was one of those thin crust pizzas. So it was real crispy. Wow. The crust was awesome. I love it. That's great. That's awesome. It was the weirdest thing I could find. Awesome. Eddie tries new stuff, man. I don't even know you guys anymore. It was delicious. I want to get Skye on board with this stuff. I really do. I want her flying airplanes and eating pizzas. I want her eating a Bulgarian pizza in the plane. No, never. Oh, my. Ain't going to happen. We went to Sammy's, too, on Saturday night. That's where we were. I like it. It's good food. Always busy in Mission Valley.
Let's see. 570-1053. Call us and say hi. Say hi. Say hi. Hi. You guys got anything going on this weekend? You guys got anything planned? Do anything this weekend? Mother's Day. That's all I'm doing. Saturday is the biggest day of the year. What about it? We're going to be doing this thing called the sticker strike. Oh, yeah. That can't be this Saturday. It's this Saturday. That's crazy, man. All of us. All seven of us. Sean, too. Yeah, that's right. Sean will be here. Get out. Wow. Well, as you know, Sean is in the Bay Area, and we have him via satellite every day. He never comes around. That's right. His parts. Our sound effects.
Our sound effects and our panda comes from the Bay Area. We hear it live on the air. That's crazy. And whenever you hear those sound effects, they're coming from the Bay Area. Well, those sound effects are flying in. Wow. Wow. Wow. They're flying in this weekend. Nice. And so Saturday morning, 10 o'clock in the morning to 1 o'clock in the afternoon, we're putting the brand new Mikey Show P1 Army sticker on your car. Yes. And everybody that comes through, everybody, every single person that comes through gets a $50 gift certificate towards a tattoo. And you also get a free car wash at Massey Toyota. No way, Jose. Seriously. I love that. It's for real. I love that. Yeah, Good Neighbor Tattoo said, yeah, we'll do that. And so a $50 certificate towards a tattoo that you get.
Obviously, you have to be 18 years old to do that. And don't forget, those things don't wash off. They don't. I got a whole bunch of them. They don't come off. And did I mention that we're going to be giving away about $200,000 in cash and prizes out there? Oh, yeah. That's a lot. Flat screen TV, $1,000 gas card, season tickets to the Chargers. Wow. $2,500 certificate from our audio car towards audio video equipment. It's going to be enormous. And the entire radio station, like pretty much every DJ that works at Rock 105 is going to be out there broadcasting live. San Diego Police Department involved in trying to get this thing organized. It had to take place at Qualcomm. That's how big this thing is. We had to do it at Qualcomm, and we're doing it this Saturday. We're all going to be out there, and you've got to come. Oh, and did I mention that one person is going to win a Kawasaki 2008 Ninja 250R? Yeah, see, the way that it works is as you come through, they hand you an envelope. Inside the envelope, it's got your free car wash from Massey Toyota.
Your $50 gift certificate to Good Neighbor Tattoo. And it could have a Kawasaki 2008 Ninja 250R in it. Could have that in there. Could have that $2,500 gift certificate from Audiocar in that envelope that you get handed. Could have 08 Charger Season tickets in it. The $1,000 gas card could be in it. The flat screen TV certificate could be in it. All of these things, you're going to have to come out there and get that sticker slapped on your car. And as if that wasn't cool enough. Right. Have you seen this sticker? Sticker's rad, man. Go to MikeyShow.com right now and put in the keyword sticker and you can see it for yourself. It's the best. It's really awesome. P1 Lori's on the line. Lori, can you tell everybody what a P1 is? A P1 is one who listens for a long period of time. and turns her radio off and doesn't cuss and gets to the point. Very nice. Very nice. What's going on, Lori? Oh, you were talking about Sammy's and eating. Uh-huh. And as you know, I had lunch with your parents when they were in town with Mike. Oh, this is Lori. This is Lori Roeder. Oh. Oh.
Are you your wife's friend, Lori? No, no, no, no, no. This is Lori that came into the studio. She was also recently on TV on HG... Oh, it'll be this Friday. I saw it. Yeah, there was one that was on already. What was that? It was My House is Worth what? That's cool. On HGTV? On HGTV. Yeah, because Lori is a real estate agent. And so... Is that where you and my brother Mark had lunch? Yeah, and then your parents came along. That was interesting. What's going on there? What is that all about? Your parents just doted and doted. The whole conversation was all about Mikey. All about Mark and what he does. Oh my gosh, he's so smart and he reads so many books. Did you light something on fire? Yeah, our back fence. Is that what it was? I think that may have come up. And then the interesting thing, your mom orders dessert first. Oh, that is awesome. Did she really? Nothing wrong with that. Yeah. I love it. What did she order? I think it may have been like the tiramisu. She's so kooky. That's the lady that day. I've never seen her do that before. She ordered the dessert first. No. Crazy. Maybe it's her new thing.
That lady, man. Freaking Esther. They got me cooking for them this weekend because the three moms. Oh. My mom, Rebecca's mom, and Rebecca. So I'm doing a Mother's Day cooking for them for Mother's Day. Oh, that's nice. Well, I got your family to all try duck tacos over at Sammy's. Really? You know, I've seen those on the menu. They're so good. Really? They're pretty good. I've tried them. Yeah. You'll never order anything else again once you try them. All right. You sold me. No, they're pretty good. Because I've eyed it. Sky will try it first and let us know. No, I will. No, thank you. Sky will try it and she'll tell us how it is. I'll have a pepperoni pizza, please. Thank you. Hey, Lori, thanks for the call. I appreciate it. All righty. Have a good day, you guys. All right, you too. P1 Spider-Man is on the line. Hi, Spider-Man. Morning, gang. What's going on? That's Peter Parker who's become Spidey. What's going on? I am excited. I saw Iron Man this weekend, a little hesitant about it because there have been so many terrible superhero movies that have come out. I have to second Eddie's opinion. It was the bomb! Eddie just pumped his fist? Yeah, dude. So good. Want to chime in. For everyone who hasn't seen it yet, stay after the credits.
Thank you very much. Thank you, Spidey. Skye, how did the movie do? How did Iron Man do at the movie theaters this weekend? It was huge, Mike. Iron Man made over $100 million. Oh, wow. Because we talked about it. That's it, yeah. It would have made like $4 million, but we talked about it on... So that's the best opening so far this year and the 10th biggest movie opening in history. Yeah. Sean, what'd you think? Yeah, Sean. Sean, how did you like the film? Hey, Sean. Sean. Sean, what? Sean. No, that's not true. Eddie, calm down. Yeah, Eddie is backed away from the microphone. Both hands are up in the air. Like, I don't know what to do with this guy. What's going on? I don't know what to do with this guy. Mike, what's going on here? I don't know, Sean. Would you like to explain yourself? Yeah, I mean, I'll explain it. Yeah, yeah, please, please. My wife is sick right now. Okay, but besides that. Besides that, nothing. Okay, well. And your real reason? Yeah. Oh, my real reason is because I wanted to piss Eddie off. No. Well, you should have your nerd card revoked. Thank you. Your nerd card. Cut 37. We've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that? Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint.
And what do you say to your other nickname, the Merchant of Death? That's not bad. Give me a guess. Berkeley? Brown, actually. Well, Ms. Brown. It's an imperfect world, but it's the only one we've got. I guarantee you the day weapons are no longer needed to keep the peace, I'll start making bricks and beans for baby hospitals. You've heard that much? Every night in front of the mirror before bedtime. This is why I think you're going to like the movie. Sky, who doesn't know anything about comic books, loved it. Oh, I loved it. She said it was great. Understood it. It all makes sense. You don't have to know anything about the story. It was fun to watch. It was funny. Robert Downey Jr., though, on pleasing the people that dig the comic book, know it, and how do you stay true to them and all that stuff? Cut 39. It's that kind of crazy Senate in the democracy where their votes just happen to count for a lot more, you know? But by the time we were at Comic-Con and we showed them some cut footage, we were like, okay, I think... Our sensibilities and theirs are finding this compatibility. It's funny. It probably speaks more to John and I being geeks at heart than that we were pressure molding our movie into what we thought they wanted. 570-1053 is our phone number on the line with us right now. The guy that won the Jeep at last year's sticker strike. He's coming this year too. P1 Jeep winner. What's up? Nothing much. Hey, I just really want to thank you guys for giving us a Jeep.
And then a lot to us. Are you still loving driving that thing? Yeah, it's still clean. Everything's working about it. It's really nice of you guys. We really appreciate it so much. So, dude, will you come out on Saturday, get a new sticker put on that sucker? For sure. Right on. I'm going to show up on it, you know? Right on, dude. Thank you. I appreciate you calling in, man. Yeah. Thanks. Now, that's this weekend. Wow. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday. That's all right. Nice. I don't know who that was. Me either, but I liked it. I like Christopher Walken. Yeah, it was really strange. Our text number is 35253. It's Monday. Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. Eddie, I know you love this song, but we got to do some of this because today is Cinco de Mayo. It's your day, Mike. Yeah, yeah. It's the independence of my country. Out for you, Mike. My homeland. And I don't speak Spanish. What? But you're Mexican. I am. Today is Cinco de Mayo. We should have catered in some Mexican food today. Let's see. Our text number is 35253.
And we just want you to text us right now your favorite Cinco de Mayo story. All right. What is your absolute favorite Cinco de Mayo story? Don't do that. Hey, and while you're at it, when we come back, we're going to be telling you where all the hot happenings are for Cinco de Mayo tonight. All right. Something called the Dumb Chick Challenge is coming up in a little bit. I don't know if you heard what happened at the Kentucky Derby, but as soon as I heard it, I was like, oh. A horse? I'm not going to tell you. All right. We got an email, and the email is very, very, very spicy. This email is very spicy. We're going to be playing P1 Trivia today. You can read our blogs. We blogged this morning, so you can read our latest stuff. And all you got to do is go to MikeyShow.com, keyword blogs. We got a big show for you today. Jerry Seinfeld in the stand-up spotlight. The Mikey Show, 053.
What's nice is that we can control our choice of food as adults. Children have no power over food at all. It's a horrible thing, really. If you remember back being a kid, you ever see kids in the supermarket? They're really helpless there, aren't they? They're begging for food in public from their own families. It's a horrible thing. You know, they're running up and down the aisles. Mom, please, we have these. I'm putting it back. That's where it was. It's over there. If you want it, they have it. It's all gay. All the way. The Mikey Show is on. Thank you. Let me tell you, man. Cricket Wireless is the best. Eddie says they're the bomb. They're the bomb. That's right. Well, first of all, you know that this is going to be an awesome, awesome summer. Because Coors Amphitheater is now the Cricket Wireless Amphitheater. And just by the pure energy created by Pedro the Cricket, it's going to mean that the concerts are better. Oh.
That's all I'm telling you. You know, today is his day. That's right. Oh, it's Pedro's day? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's his favorite holiday. Today is Cinco de Mayo. Already wasted. That's right. He is? Well, you know, he likes to party hardy. He started early. And send you text messages and all that stuff. And so, yeah, he is. He's partying real good. Nice. Well, happy Cinco de Mayo, Pedro. Happy Cinco de Mayo to you. He just texted that back to me to let me know, to tell you that, Sky. Wow, that was really quick. That's all free. That means that Cricket Wireless Amphitheater this summer is going to be awesome. So let me tell you something, man. Cricket Wireless is coming strong. They're the ones that sponsored our big sticker strike this weekend, too. It's going to be real nice. All over the sticker in the back. It's real good. They're all about what's cool in San Diego. I like that. Yeah, it really is awesome. Skye, what's your website? It's mycricket.com slash San Diego. Henry, why are you looking so sad? My fourth wife is making my life miserable. She wants to leave me and take all my jewels, my castles, and even my favorite chef who I just couldn't live without.
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South 15, getting pretty tough out of Escondido with brake lights off to 78 to be a Rancho Parkway. Some reduced speeds again through Rancho Bernardo. On the North 805, you're fine out of the South Bay, but backing up heavily out of Kearney Mesa from Mesa College up to an accident, clearing out of lanes. We're actually in the center to fight here at Claremont Mesa Boulevard. East County commute, West 894-52, all looking pretty good. I'm McLaurin, Sunrock 105.3. You are listening to the Mikey Show. You look really good for me. Eddie. When have I ever been overconfident? Hi. Once I'm out. on somebody. I'm out. Yeah. Sean. Hold on. You're making me sound like I'm crazy. I'm out. Be Rizzle. Go me. All right. That's right. Go you. And Ashley. I'm a laughy person. The Mikey Show's on. Oh, we are messed up in the head. Rock 105.3. Welcome back to the show. This morning, in lieu of our regular breakfast that we give to you, we are presenting you with beans and rice. Oh.
We're offering that on the menu today because it is Cinco de Mayo. Welcome back. It is 639. Even though they've not confirmed it, there's lots of evidence that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon got married last week. Bears running back Cedric Benson was charged with failing a sobriety test while operating a boat, then resisting arrest before being hit with pepper spray and dragged ashore by officers. Oh, my. Take it easy, Cedric. Text number is 35253. Phone number is 5701053. I'll still take your calls. This one says, hey, Mikey, can we show up really early Saturday or do gates open right at 10? Because I was going to show up around 6 or 7. That's P1 Andrew. We will ask our promotion department. I don't know. Jay told me that they're not going to open the gates until 10. They are not? Yeah. So I would not suggest coming too early. All right.
Mikey, can we bring our kids to the sticker strike? Thanks, P1 Mario Bros. Yeah, absolutely. I don't see why not. Mikey, I'm bringing my Harley on Saturday. Can you put a sticker on my helmet instead of my bike? That's P1 Breaking Windows. Yeah, why not? You put one on your helmet? Any way that you can stick that sticker on your vehicle, and I think that counts. Take care of your head by wearing your helmet. Mikey, just want to let you know there's a guy at my work who still says, what's up? Mikey P1 Martin here. Are you still thinking of shooting that documentary on your boy Wally? If so, I would like to help. I'm a local filmmaker. That sounds great. Martin, get a hold of me. Oh, I think that would be great to make a documentary on the band Wally World. It's a guy in his 40s. Back in the day, in the 80s, this guy used to be a rocker, man. Spandex, hair. He still has the spandex and the hair.
I really love Wally. I think Wally's a really cool guy. But he reminds you of a walking, talking Spinal Tap. This is Spinal Tap. He's the real deal, man. He's into it. He plays at this sushi place in Encinitas and a pizza place, too. Yes. And, you know, there's a whole culture that goes out there and parties. with Wally World and really enjoys Wally World. Because he's dynamite. He's dynamite. He uses the word dynamite. And it's fantastic. So yeah, that sounds good to me. So there is a lot of stuff going on, man. A lot of things in the news. And by the way, I gotta play Rob's song again because we only got to it once on Friday. He was so creative. Well, as you know, Sky... got really upset when she found out that they're changing the 760 area code. Well, it's like it's stupid. Okay. I mean, it's stupid. It's a stupid idea. It's offensive. And the people who came up with the idea, they just don't get it. Right. Sky, what are they going to change it to? Well, they're going to change it to 442. And I was like, fine, if you need more digits, I get it. Let's just have them overlap. Then North County would be 760 and 442. But no, like Palm Springs and crap, they get to keep 760. And we have to change all of North County to 442. And it's weak.
So that means that by this time next year, you won't be able to dial 760 at all and get those people in North County. You're going to have to plug it in. You're going to have to redo everything. Really upset Sky. And, you know, so it inspired Boston Rob to write a song about Sky being upset. And, you know, he just wanted to show his support to her. Where is this song? It is Bottom Right. Purple. Got it. Nope, that's not it. Close. Right above that. Oh, there it is. Oh, I thought that was it. It's not it. Oh, I want to hear that. Let's see. Where else could it be? It's right above Boston Rob's. Okay, this is the button right above. Oh, no. I like that song. Is it above that? No, no. Oh, you were playing. I didn't realize it was in two spots. It's bottom right and purple. Okay, wait. Go. Go. That's the song in bottom right and purple. No, no, no. What? Bottom right. Okay, I'm going to try a new one. Like where what songs normally are? Oh. That bottom right. Okay, so. So they're together. Bottom middle. I didn't know that other one was even over there. Oh, bottom middle. Oh, in the middle. Okay, there's that one. I don't. How many times? What's that one? Right above that. Try the one right above that. Right above that. Oh, there it is. Got it. What's up? Hey. Ladies and gentlemen, Rob's song.
I was supposed to be wrong. She wants an abode in an area code where they don't play silly games. She wants to live where the numbers are all the same. And there's a honey-baked ham store nearby. Wait, you're telling me her mansion doesn't have its own area code? There it is. That's right, just like Rob. It's Boston's Rob's new song about Sky and the changing area code to the tune of Cheers.
For, like, the fifth time. For the record, my dad loved it. Like, sent me an email, loved it. Maybe your dad didn't know that Rob's already used that song. Oh, he knows. Loved it nonetheless. So, they're out there, Mike. I wonder if he will ever decide to use it. Yeah, that'd be cool. Just not decide to use that one again. Why? Ladies and gentlemen, breaking news. Ticket refunds will be available today for pop singer Avril Lavigne's concert. Singer canceled the show here in San Diego last week and others throughout Southern California. Lavigne says she intended to finish the rest of her tour, but during a sound check last night for a show in Anaheim, she realized that wasn't even possible. She says when she tried to sing, nothing came out. Refunds are available today at points of purchase. What is it, laryngitis? Yeah, she has laryngitis. I think her show was supposed to be, I believe it was Thursday in San Diego and canceled it. And then pretty much, like they said, all the shows afterwards, she's just scrapped the whole tour. For whatever reason, laryngitis and amnesia are two things I'm like, is that even real? Like, does that really happen? Do people really get that? Right. P1 Pat. Yeah. What's up, dude? Hey, you know, Mexico de Mayo isn't Mexico's Independence Day.
The 16th of September. All right. Here they come. Let it out. Uh-oh. Mexico doesn't even celebrate Cinco de Mayo. Oh, man. Then what are we celebrating? Then why are we all dressed in these costumes right now? Why do I have a sombrero on? Yeah. Why are we even going through all this trouble? I'm on a donkey. Yeah. I mean, what the... It's a burrow, Eddie. That's a burrow. You knew what I meant. I got you, though. All right. Yeah, well, thank you for the info. All right. Are you going to celebrate? Well, I got to work, but my wife is Mexican, and she's the one that told me because I didn't know either. There you go. Orale, Mikey, you're such a coconut. Oh, man. Oh, man. That's Oscar. He's a Mexican that doesn't like me because I'm Mexican, but I don't speak Spanish. Come on, dude. Pick up for it. Have some tequila with me. No, no, no. Oscar, I can't. No, no, no, no. Do it. I can't. No, no, no, no. Oscar. A Corona. I'm in. Drink this. I can't drink it. A coconut. No. Oscar, it isn't my fault that I don't speak Spanish. I don't know why you get. You're the worst Mexican ever. What does that even mean? You don't know.
to speak Spanish? I don't. I don't. But that's not my fault. Yeah, it doesn't make him a bad person. You're a bad person. Oh, well, no, I said it doesn't. Weta over here says you're a bad person. No, I said it doesn't. What is that Weta? What does that mean? Oh, my God. You're so irritating to him. Coconut. So irritating. Yes, I do get called a coconut. Brown on the outside, white on the inside. Thank you very much. I'm like one of those mounds. Chocolate bars. You know what I'm saying? Mikey Show, hello. Do you know anything about chocolate? Mikey Show, are you there? I'm here. Yes, go ahead. You're on the air. Hey, how you doing? Actually, it's the Cinco de Mayo is the celebration of the victory over the French. Really? I did not know that. I've heard it on they.com. And I am as white as they come. How about that? Have you ever dated a Mexican girl? Okay. Racist. This guy is married to a Mexican. She is white. My wife did the same thing. Remember when it was a big fad, like marry a Mexican? Yeah, in the late 90s. Yep, late 90s. It was like the rage. My wife went like halfway and was like, I don't know. She didn't commit.
She's like she wanted to be in on the whole marry a Mexican, but couldn't go all the way. P1 Manny, are you there? Manny. Hi, Manny. Hey, what's going on? Hey, I just want to say Cinco de Mayo actually is celebrated in Mexico for 15 years, and it's a pretty important date. It's called the Batalla de Puebla. Batalla de Puebla. That's what I call it. See, I can sound really Mexican when I say it. I just don't know what I'm saying. Batalla de Puebla. You sound like a cartoon character. I know it. Picture me as a little mouse when I say it. I pictured you as a bird. Yes, I'm a little bird. Batalla de Puebla. Well, thank you for the call. All right. Appreciate it. So we're going to start getting a lot of calls on Cinco de Mayo. So what is that that keeps the noise that keeps happening? I'm telling you, somebody has messed with something again. Not cool, Sean. Why would you do that? It's just a technical problem. It upsets him a lot. It really does. Boston Rob?
Can you get... Oh, listen to that. It's the phone. It is. It is the phone. And while we're talking to people, it's doing that thing. I got to tell you. Tell me. I think that at this point in my life, I care about people. But I'd like to fire the entire weekend staff here at Rock 105. Because of the pennies. My pennies. Okay. Skye's got all these little pennies stacked up in front of her on this little... Yeah, they're all arranged on this thing. They're in pretty little patterns. It's like you put a lot of work into it. I come in... They're stacked in one big pile, like right up here. Like, who would do such a thing? It was obviously a piece of art. Now, Eddie, when you rolled your eyes right now, I think what you meant by that was, boy, I really agree with that about her pennies. I mean, they've been here for months in a beautiful pattern. All willy-nilly, just one weekend, think they can touch other people's pennies. Oh, that's terrible. I'm with you on that one, Skye. Thanks, Mike. 570-1053 is our phone number.
And our text number is 35253. I got a random debate for you. Yes. Text us at 35253 your answer or call us right now at 5701053. Most convincing argument. I'll give you something. We got stuff. I don't know what we got. We got something, right, Eddie? We got prize all the time. You have to go without one of these. Your cell phone or the Internet. Forever. Okay. Ashley just recoiled. Ashley, it was like somebody threw water in her face when I said it. Which do you do without the rest of your life? That means my eyes water and I don't know. Because you want to cry. She can't make a decision. You're going to give up your cell phone or the internet for the rest of your life. Which one are you giving up and why? 570-1053 and text us. 35253. If he says one more cool thing, he's in. This is The Rock. Welcome to another Cable Fable Story Minute, brought to you by AT&T. Once upon a time, there was a city mouse that came to stay in the country. He was a fast-talking mouse who told wild stories about inexpensive cable and exotic cheeses. Now, every mouse in the Tri-County area was taken in by his tall tales. Every mouse but one. I've been to the city, said the country mouse.
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NBA playoffs yesterday saw Boston survive winning Game 7 over Atlanta, and the Lakers opened up the second round with a win over Utah. Our text number is 35253. Saturday is the P1 sticker strike. We want to see you out there at Qualcomm, 10 in the morning to 1 in the afternoon. It's going to be huge. Dumb chick challenge coming up in just a few minutes, and we've got a random debate right now. The random debate is, You have to give up one of these the rest of your life. Cell phone or internet? What's you giving up? Your cell phone or your internet? Now, I don't want to hear this. There's one thing I don't want to hear. I don't want to hear, oh, I'll give up the internet because I get the internet on my phone. No, no, no, no, no. Negative. It means if you give up the internet,
It's not available on your phone. You're giving up the internet. It's gone. You can't get your calls that would come on your cell phone on the internet. No more surfing the blogs. Yes, you can't be surfing your W. No more buffering the dot com. Don't buffer the commerce. Let's see. Mikey, hands down the cell phone because we went for years without cell phones and the internet can do so much more. Communication, info, P1 school teacher. I agree with that. In fact, my instant choice would be, yeah, I give up my phone. I went without that phone forever. See, a lot of kids, young people in their 20s, they can't imagine this. Because they just don't know of a time without it. I remember the first time I used a cell phone in my truck, and it was 10 years ago.
10, maybe 11 years ago. It wasn't even mine. It was Shauna's cell phone because she had been issued one by the company. Wow. And it was this big, bulky thing. It was the size of a chalkboard eraser. That was her cell phone. And it had a little black antenna that you pulled out the top of it. Yeah. And I remember making a phone call on that cell phone and being like, oh, forget it. It's nuts. Eddie, what would you do? The only thing that makes me take pause and not saying cell phone is safety reasons. Or if there was an emergency and I needed to get a hold of my wife or if I was in a car crash or something like that. It seems like cell phones would be vital to have. If I'm in a car crash? Yeah. Oh, you wait for somebody to come by and you go, hey, can I use your cell phone? What if I'm in a ditch?
Or what if he's out in the middle of nowhere? Or like my car breaks down and I'm stranded somewhere. That's the only reason why I'm like, I wonder. But I would probably say cell phone too. I hate talking on the phone. This text says, Internet, Mike. So many TV channels out there to satisfy my visual palette. Love that. Plus, keeping in contact with loved ones is more personal over the phone. This one says, Mikey, I'd give up the internet and do everything like Rob, like a 50-year-old man. Internet, get rid of it. Who cares about it? Whoa. I so don't need the internet. For real, Rob? Oh, in a heartbeat, I'd love to get rid of it. You'd love to. I would love to. Redsox.com or whatever. I can watch ESPN, and I got the baseball package. BostonBaseball.org or that site. I was blogging on it during the show. The one you're always blogging. You're always surfing it during our airwaves. You're surfing the blog. Most of my friends back home don't have emails. What? Yeah. Why? Because they don't own computers. Oh. And they don't work anywhere. Plus they're in prison. Yeah, Mike. That's not true. Good point. No, they're like plumbers and, you know.
Plumbers don't have internet? Yeah, plumbers don't have the internet. You said at work. Like, my best friend's a plumber. He doesn't have a computer when he goes into people's bathrooms and he's working. Right, but eventually he's home. Eventually he's home. He doesn't own a computer. His mom doesn't. It's so weird. Coming from the guy who, like, doesn't check his voicemails and, like, prefers you to text him because he doesn't even like to pick up his phone. Yeah, but any of my... Bobby is, like, a 50-year-old guy. I don't understand. Way older than 50. Yeah, 70-year-old guy. Jank that phone right away. Well, my dad's 70. He's got the internet. Of course. And he checks his voicemail. I hate the internet. Wikipedia on there that he gets to look at. I hate the internet. Rob. Because I can keep in touch with all my friends back at home. Time out. You use the internet plenty for like, you know. I despise it. Well, everything. Dude, you have a MySpace. I don't care about it. I checked it today. I have three. And I checked it today for the first time in like a week. You have three MySpace? You have three what? You have three MySpace pages? Yeah, well, two of them I share with other people. You share two MySpace pages with people? I only have one personal, and it's not even a personal one anymore because it's like 2,000 people are on it. I don't know who's writing me what. I can't get in touch with my friends. How would you put up pictures of your shirtless cut body if you didn't have the internet, Rob? How would you do it? How would anyone get to see how cut you are? I would text people those.
I would text them to all my friends. You can get me out of your phone. Hey, guys, let me tell you why I could go without the internet so easy. What's up? With all my working gout, I barely have time to go on the internet. All I do is work out. All right, so you have the internet. You give up your cell phone. All I do is lift weights. You have to. I don't have time for the internet because of all. Oh, the sit-ups and crunches. Well, it's paying off, buddy. I appreciate it. Thank you. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Have you seen my MySpace page? Unfortunately. You can see me without a shirt. Even P1 Sanjaya wishes he had this rock high. Are you sure that wasn't on GaySpace? P1 Derek is on the line. Go ahead, Derek. I think cell phones are way too overrated. I only use mine in case of emergencies. I can't live without the internet, though. Yeah. How can you not live without the internet? Like, what are you doing on there all day long that's so vital to your life? Checking email. Email? It's vital to my life. Yeah, absolutely. And not only that, you never have to own, like, an encyclopedia, and you have to look it up. Like, it's so easy to search something. Because that's so ancient. Look in a book. Read a paper. I couldn't do my job without the internet.
One day the internet was down, and I freaked out. Like, I had to get a newspaper, and I had to go through the newspaper. I love reading the newspaper. I take the papers home. Well, yeah, but when you have, like, 50 stories that you need to reference, you know, within a second, the newspaper ain't cutting it for that, you know? That's what's so strange is that Rob uses the Internet for his job, too. Rob, what would you do if you couldn't watch those stupid videos where people fall and you laugh so hard? Or people slap each other. They're like your favorite things ever. You love the Internet. I'd give it up. You'd give all that up so you can keep your cell phone. I do not love the Internet. Check it out. I love the Internet. Rob, even with his cell phone. Let's destroy the Internet today. He uses the cell phone to text. He doesn't like to talk on it. No, no, no. I use my cell phone to text with, like, people out here. The only people I'll talk to is, like, my mom, who I have to speak on the phone to. I don't even... Well, she doesn't have a cell phone, so I can't text her. I would love to text her. So that you didn't have to talk? Yeah. Wait, it's tough. He doesn't like to talk. He doesn't like to talk to you. So then why would he...
They're like, my sister Mandy, my best friend Jaybird, these are people I have to talk to. You have a best friend named Japer? Jaybird. Okay, Jaybird. That's crazy. Meatball, Jaybird. These are important people in Rob's life. The weird thing is, though, it's their name. You look on their birth certificate, it says Meatball. His given name is Jaybird. I mean, what are you going to do? Boom, boom. Okay, just stop. What about your cousin Dirty? Yeah. And your brother's the Kapla and Big Al Kahuna. That's correct. I don't understand, man. I don't understand. Different lifestyle, Mike. It is. It's alternative lifestyle is what it is. P1 the Wolf is on the line. You know, you got to get rid of the phone. They're overpriced and they fall apart too soon. The internet doesn't break your heart like a cell phone. Break your phone. Break your phone. Yeah, you know, you get a phone, you're like, oh, I'm outside of it, and then you're over it, and it falls apart, and it breaks your heart. Never happened to me. I've never had it fall apart. Are you saying it falls apart in your hand like you go, hello, and it goes, and it crumbles in your hand? It might as well. Sometimes it just stop working, man. You just fall to your knees and just start falling. Exactly. Stop getting those disposable phones for crying out loud. The first thing that you should do is when you get a Time Life subscription, don't take the free phone that comes
with it. So something bad happened at the Kentucky Derby this weekend and we got an email about it already. Our text number is 35253. Boston Rob, what is this song? The Bravery. I'm sorry? The Bravery. No, I heard you. I said I was sorry. That's terrible. You shouldn't be in the act of it right now. Psychedelic. Coming up next, we're going to do the Dumb Chick Challenge. Get in on it. Pick your horse. Who do you want? You want Skye, Ashley, or Boston Rob? Who do you think will answer these dumb chick challenge questions the best? Guess what, Mike? Go ahead, Ash. We're coming up on the one-year anniversary of me winning. Really? Well, then that should be encouraging. On Rock 105.3. High Definition Revolution continues in 2008.
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Heading south, 05, the usual commute traffic gets you right around Poinsettia Lane in Carlsbad now. And that's a slow ride all the way to Solana Beach. Here are 15 rides. The Vescondido stays tough as well from the 78 to Villa Rancho Parkway. And then some reduced speeds again through Rancho Bernardo in the construction zone. So be sure and slow for the cone zone there. You've got good-looking rides out of the east county, though. The westbound 8 moving right along here into the valley. The West 94 King Freeway looking fine as well. Coming out of the south bay, the 805 northbound seems to be taking a big hit here with brake lights. from Plaza Boulevard up into Imperial Avenue, and then again out of Kearney Mesa with a 52. Don Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Well, P1s, we're going to be reminding you all week long, but Mother's Day is this Sunday, and it's not too late to get your mom a very cool personalized gift. Yeah, I'm talking about a Vermont teddy bear. Now, Vermont teddy bears are handmade in Vermont, so each one is one of a kind. And they're a great gift because they're very personal, and they show your mom you put some thought into it. So whether your mom loves to garden, you can get her a gardening bear. Or if you think your mom's super mom, of course, they got a super mom bear, a mom for president bear. Or if your wife is pregnant,
They have pregnancy bears for those mommies to be. My mom likes to arm wrestle. Oh, really? Yeah, she's in a competitive league. Well, they do have a teddy bear that has a mom and a heart tattooed on the bear's bicep. Okay. You know, I think that'll fit. Pose him into an arm wrestling position. If you choose, yes, you can get two of them, Eddie, and then you can, like, super glue their paws together. Cool, I'll do that. Your mom will really like that. Mom's a beast. Okay. It's a very personal and creative gift. It's called Over-The-Top Mom. That's your mom. So moms, they only get one day of a year. That's all about her. So this Mother's Day, give her the gift she'll love forever. She deserves a Vermont teddy bear. Overnight delivery to her home or office is guaranteed. Shut up. So call 1-800-829-BEAR or shop online at vermontteddybear.com. That's 1-800-829-BEAR and tell them Sky sent ya. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. It's like crack.
It is. I just need a little bit. K-I-O-Z, San Diego's rock. Hey, check it out. It's the Mikey Show. Yo, you have audio on that? We got featuring Mikey. I love Maui. Eddie. We don't care. We love it. Boyz II Men rules. Sky. I'm the most liberal, accepting person. Sean. I'm a pile of a troop. He's big. Basmarab. Very well behaved. Just eats his food. I'm just happy to have food. And Ashley. I will use an obscene amount of toilet paper. The Mikey Show is on. It's kind of like a stink lineup. Sure, yes. Rock 105.3. Welcome back to the show. It is 7.20 a.m. Iron Man made over $100 million this weekend. That's the best opening this year so far. Big Brown wins the Kentucky Derby over the weekend. Runner-up, eight bells. Had to be euthanized. No! Dude, wait till we get into that. Wait till we get into that. It is a crazy story. Kentucky Derby, biggest platform in the world for horse racing. We'll be talking about it. Oh, great. The DCC, dude. The Dumb Chick Challenge. Negative. I enjoy the Dumb Chick Challenge. I hope you do.
It's a very simple concept. The goal is to get to five points. Easier said than done. Ladies and gentlemen, just like they introduced the Iron Chefs, may I present to you the dumb chicks. Yes, please. Sky, Ashley, Boston Rob. And just like on the show Iron Chef, you get to select who you would like to represent you. Except that it's not like that at all on the Iron Chef. But except from it not being like that at all, it's just like it. Okay. A la cuisine. That's right. No. P1 Squeaks is on the line. That's me. Squeaks, who do you want to represent you in the Dumb Chick Challenge? Boss and Rob. Okay, hang on. Oh, the risk. Object is to get to five points. Ugh, yuck. And they can do that by selecting one, two, or three-point questions. Ones are easy, threes are hard. P1 Bond. Yes, you got it.
Who would you like? I'll go with Ashley. Wow. He's taking the lightning will strike twice approach. Yeah. Ashley announced earlier that it has been one year. Almost. Almost a year. We're coming up on it. She's one. Hang on the line, Bond. That's embarrassing. And P1, Matt. Matt. Hey, Matt. Matt. That's my girl's guy. That's right. Hang on the line. Matt. Matt. Sky is a clear-cut favorite. She has won many of the last ten. I would say she's probably won nine out of the last ten. Rob's won the last two. Okay, then eight out of the last ten have been won by Sky. Rob used to be the horse to pick, but something happened.
He's taken it. Called him out on the cheating. That's true. That's true. He lost like 10 in a row. Never since, it's been a downward spiral for the Riz. He's not on roids anymore. That's true. He's not able to take Dumb Chick Challenge enhancing drugs anymore. Yeah, Rob. If you gave up the internet, you wouldn't be able to cheat. That's right, Rob. Then what? Read the books. Great books. I'm doing this one for the books. For the books? Eddie, who do we start with? I believe Skye started last time. Ashley, are you ready? Okay. All right, what would you like? A one, a two, or a three-point question to get to five points? Get me one. Get me one, please. Wow, she wants a one-pointer. Get on the board. Nice. Ashley, an acorn grows on what type of tree? Don't say what you're thinking. Don't say it. She's squinting. That's never a good sign, Eddie. It's never good when she's squinting. It's in that brain of yours. It's in there. She's looking to the side. Her bangs are right in her face right now, dude. Maybe that's what's wrong. Acorn tree. I can't even see her eyes because her bangs are right in her face. I don't know any of this. An acorn grows on what type of tree, Ash? Corn tree. You know that's not it. Well, I don't know trees. No, Ashley, that's not it. You know that's not the answer. I'm an arborist.
Ash. A fern. A fern? No. No. Help her. No, Ashley. Can you help her? An acorn grows on an oak tree. Grows on an oak tree. All right, Boston Rob. Three. Whoa, look at this guy. Mr. Internet. Down with the internet. Rob, let's find the main... Frame. Blow it up. Here we go. Up with books. Up, up with books. You meet them wherever you go. Up, up, up. Up with books. They're the best kind of folks we know. Rob, what pilot was the first to break the sound barrier? Oh, that. You're on the internet a little bit more. Boy, that extremely tanned face is really thinking this one over. Would you like some help from Wikipedia? James Earl Jones. That is incorrect. I thought that's who did. No, not the voice of Darth Vader. I forgot my paper. Was it John Travolta, Mike? It was Chuck Yeager.
Yeah, that's right, Mike. Remember him? He's a Southie. I just read it. Just read the Chuck Yeager biography. How could I forget? Old Chucky boy. For those of you that are new listening to The Mikey Show, when we come around to Sky... Yep, you know it, Mike. She's going to switch it up. Negative. I mean... Sky uses his system. I do great with my system. Her system is give me a two, give me a two, give me a one. But then she changes up when Rob gets one right and she freaks out. Well, no, we're good, we're good. We're sticking to the system today, everybody. Sky, you're going to go with your two-point question. Yes, please. Just change it up once. I do, I have, and I lose when I do that. I feel good about this question in you, Sky. Thank you, Mike. Where in the body, and don't just react, think. Okay, okay. Where in the body is the medial? Collateral ligament located. Skye. Skye. She almost threw up. She's got her fists up to her neck. Skye, think about this. The medial collateral ligament. Where in the body is the medial collateral ligament located? How is thinking about that going to make it?
When I tell you this, you're going to... Omedial. Omedial. Omedial. Omedial. Omedial. Omedial. Omedial collateral ligament located. You know this, Skye? Skye. Do you know this? Omed. Oh, no. That's a no. I think I do. That's a yes that means no. The ligament tree. Burn. It's fine, guys. Stop it. Let him. Skye. The medial collateral. You know this, Skye. Are there ligaments in your head? Skye, think about it. You know this. Go with your gut. I'm going to go with my gut and say it's in the abdominal area. No, Skye. Well, that's where my gut is. L. Leg. Ring any bells? No. The MCL. Leg. Oh, wow. More specifically? Upper leg quad area. No. No, you guys. Knee. The only reason I thought that you guys would know this is because it's in the same area.
You have your ACL, your MCL. The reason I thought you would know is because we say it all the time that these dudes in sports, they're always wrecking their MCLs or their ACLs. No, their ACLs is what they're wrecking. We've never talked about MCL. Well, yeah, like LaDainian Thomas had a sprained MCL. Nope, he sure didn't. That was bad reporting. Fine. Sky, you know where you could have found that answer? Where? At your local library. There you go. There it is. Okay. All right. We're over to Ashley. Ashley, what are you going to do? Are you going to go? My eyes are watering. Oh, no. That one really threw out. I don't know why. Her eyes are going crazy. She's allergic to the acorn tree. That's right. You're allergic to it. Her eyes are watering right now, folks. I don't know. I don't know why. Can you fix yourself? Every time I've gotten worked up this morning, like really try to think hard, my eyes start watering. I don't know any of this. They say you get weird cravings. They say your eyes water. Mike, I think my brain's leaking. Do my eyes. Her sweat is overflowing. She's finally up there. You're ridiculous. That was unnecessary. Unnecessary. Wow.
where else to come out. My ears are leaking. Ash, what do you want? A one or a two or a three point question. Stick to the plan. Okay. Give me a two. You want a two pointer. You said it was one. You didn't get the one. And here is your two point question. You gotta get the one first. Ashley, what is the term for the technique used to join pieces of rope, reels of film, or segments of DNA? What's the term for the technique used to join pieces of rope, reels of film, or segments of DNA? What do they call that? Ashley is hunched over, hand-to-mouth thinking. She knows this one, she's saying. Got her hair in a ponytail, bangs in the eyes. You do it.
She's looking up at the ceiling now. Is it a welding one? I don't think he knows it. I don't think he knows it. I know they weld the DNA. Scotch tape. Or the staples. There are those things. Do they call it the Heimlich technique? Oh, she's taking the headphones off. No, headphones are off. She's done with your shenanigans. She is. Forget it. Yeah, she's using her hands like, come on, it's coming to me, it's coming to me. What do they call that? Ashley, the term for the technique used to join pieces of rope. Technique tree. Reels of film. Or segments of DNA. What do they call that technique? Reeling. No. No, they don't. No, they don't. They don't. No, they don't. No, they don't. What? Ash. What? They call that splicing.
It's a splicing of the DNA. They splice the DNA. They splice the reels of film. What else to that? What else to that? They call it. What else to that? She says whatevs. It doesn't affect her personal life. It doesn't. What else to that and what else to you, Eddie? That's right. It does not affect. But she splices every day. It affects her personal life. What do I do every day? Boston Rob. With what? What do you want? A one, two, or three point question. A two. That's called editing. Editing. Rob wants a two-pointer. My eyes are watering. Rob, what was George Washington's wife's name? Oh, Mike. Mike, I was on a library. I read this in a book, Mike. I was on the interweb. That's right. No, no, this was in a book. Oh, in a book. I think it was a little kid's book. The book was called... There it is, Rob. Yes. You got it. Martha. She's got a vineyard. Oh, yeah. And I go to it. I drank white wine there once. It's pronounced Chardonnay. Yes, I'll take the Chardonnay. Peanut Grigio. Yes. Sky.
Yes, Mike. What are you going to do here? What are you going to do? No, I'm not going to switch it up. Skye, are you going to catch up? I'm not. I don't give a rip. No one's going to get in my head. I would like a two-pointer. Oh, wow. Skye, how many seeds does a mango have? Oh, she's got to look like, what am I over here? Mango lady? What am I? I'm a mango expert now. Is that it? Mango tree. Yeah, like I've cut open a mango before. What am I, a fruitologist? You've never had a mango before? Well, not like I've not. I haven't cut one. Of course not. It's disgusting, Eddie. I've had it maybe at a restaurant where it's already cut in a fruit salad. They might as well call it doo-doo fruit as far as I'm concerned. It sounds disgusting. A mango. Peasants eat that. Don't the commoners eat the mangoes? Okay, so I have some thoughts. Uh-oh. I think there's either one big old pit or else there's three medium-sized seats. Okay, interesting.
The question again, how many seeds does a mango have? Work it out. This guy's got her forehead pressed against the microphone. She's banging it against the... She's head-butting the microphone. Why? She's thinking. She's thinking. Here it comes, folks. Why are you listening? Here comes her answer. I don't care you. I respectfully disagree. Thank you. I am going to say there's a... You are correct. Guy is on the board. Guy, you got two points. That was a close one, Mike. That means the game is tied two to two between you and Rob. Ashley is still looking for a point. Ash, did you get... Yeah, you haven't got one right. No. Not even close. All right. Go three. Go bigger. Go home. She's so right, Mike. I'll take a three. All right. She's going three. What happened to your face, Coach?
base coach can just take a leap off of a cliff right now. All right, Ash, you're going to do it. I know you're going to do it. Ash, coined in the 1940s. What is the term? That's my era. That's right. That's your specialty. It's your bread and butter. And just to give a little context here, just to give a little context here, Ashley, I would like you to read the glitter writing on your t-shirt, please. What does it say? What's cooking good looking? Nice. Did I make that sure? So, Ashley, here is your question. Uh-huh. Coined in the 1940s, what is the term for airborne soldiers who deploy by skydiving? What do they call those guys? Coined in the 1940s, what is the term for airborne... Red Bull racers. Eddie, you almost made her take off the headphones. Oh, no. Free beer Friday. Free beer Friday. Coined in the 1940s, what is the term for airborne soldiers who deploy by skydiving? Oh, Ashley is rocking back and forth. She's now, she's, it's like, she's. It's like, I reach me. Yeah. Where does it go? Where is it at? And then where does it go? Where did it go? It gets de-retained. Get it. It goes in and then out. Maybe to the acorn tree. Maybe it's at the library.
Free Flyers. Free Flyers, Ash. Have you never even heard of that before? No, Ashley. No. No. Garbage. Ash, they call those dudes Paratroopers. Paratroopers. Oh, like that's weird, but Free Flyers isn't weird. Wait, what? Paratroopers isn't weird, but like Free Flyers is weird. Well, Paratroopers isn't weird. It's correct. Say what else to that? All right. What else to that? She will not. She does not. Jump out of airplanes. All of that. As an airborne soldier. She doesn't. So that doesn't affect her personal life. Rizzy. Boston Rob can end the game right now. And we can end it with a three-pointer. I choose to go too, though. What are you doing? Oh, my gosh. I like that. Robert. Robert. Robert. This is awesome. You're the worst ever. I hate it. I hate it. Go back to the library. Rob, your question is, your two-point question. Oxidation is a more scientific term for this more common process. Oxidation is a more scientific term for this more common process.
Sky knows. Yeah. Sky knows. Take your time. Rob is staring at me. He does do this. He takes a long time to answer. Yeah, he does. He does. I've got to sort through my papers. Yeah. Hey, listen, guys, if you're driving to work, just enjoy the commute. That's just an interesting wording of the question, pal. You know, I don't know who created that question. What is this? What is this here? I want to say, I want to say exfoliating because that seems like something she'd know. I need an answer, Rob. I beg you to get an answer before 8. Read me the question. Shut up. It's going to be siete de mayo by the time you get there. Rob, the question is, oxidation is a more scientific term for this more common process. You know what? I'm going to know this, but I don't know for right now. I'm just going to say exfoliate. That is not. Well, you threw me off because you said you know it. You know it. You don't know scientific stuff.
That's man business. Rob, it's the process of rusting is oxidation. The process of rusting is oxidation. Go for your two-pointed Sky. I will. Let me look it up. Sky. Yes. I'm feeling good about you. I like you. Come on, Sky. That's true. I have no clue. I'm really feeling good about you on this one. Okay, thank you. Introduce. Now, don't freak out in the first part of this. Why? Do this. Yes. Good news for me. Good news. Sky. Yes. He's smart. Is this a stupid history question? Don't trip out. This is about history. I'm going to be mad. Calm down. Sky. Introduced by Texas Instruments, what outspoken educational toy helped E.T. phone home?
Skye's got it. It's right there. The smile's getting bigger. She's just nodding. I have an initial thing that popped in my head, but I don't want to jump to a hasty conclusion here. Be a bicycle? Shut up. Mike, a hoodie. Did Texas Instruments create the hoodie? D. Wallace Stone? Okay, you're a show-off. You're a show-off. No, I don't even know what that means. Think about who the heck is it. That's the woman that played Elliot's mother. I mean, who wouldn't know that? Who wouldn't know that? I mean, give me a break with that one already. That's dumb. Mike, is it the speak and spell? Skye, it is the speak and spell. You're in the play. I win everything. That's only four points. Mike played the music, so obviously Mike played the music. I thought that was it. Mike played the music. You are the best guy. To update the score. Yes, what is the score? Boston Rob has two points. Sky has four points. Ashley, acorn tree. All right. Big acorn. Ash is stretching.
Ash, go big. Go big. Yeah. You can catch up. Oh, she just rolled her eyes like whatever. Can you just get me because I'm already out of the game. No, you're not. No, you are not out of this game. You are not out of this game. I'm already out of this game. Ash, can we just hold her up? I never want to hear you speaking this way. You have to remember, just when you think that you can give up and that it's all over. Think of what Rocky did in those final moments of that first fight. Run up the stairs. But Rocky lost. He lost stairs. That's right, he lost. I forgot. He's ready. That's true. Come on, Ash. This is where you make your comeback, girl. This is where you say to Boston Rob and to Sky, No! Get my whip back. I win this sucker for P1 Bond. I'm still uninspired. Ash, you can do it. Give me a one. A one? Oh, don't be that one. Oh, man. That is not inspiring at all. That's a tough way to come back. Whatevs. Ash, a 7-10 split is done in what sport? Bowling. That's right, Ash. That's right. Just took a one-pointer. Good job. For she's a jolly. Daddy, I knew you were going to do it. I knew you were going to do it. Remember? Stop it.
Just stop it. I forgot. You didn't have to remind everybody that made her cry when that happened. I forgot when Mike made her cry for singing. Eddie, you didn't have to say. What happened? Who were you singing it to? Oh, my God. You guys really. I mean, out of all days. Please. She's not well right now. Boston Rob. I want a three-pointer. I want a big sky. Take her out. Book power. Make it. It better not be history. All right. It is not history. Kindle power, Mike. Rob, what is the name of the substance produced by the body when a person is angry or frightened? That made me laugh. I get a couple of answers. Probably aren't radio friendly. All right. Is it poop, Mike? Okay, please. Oh, that really got him. Yeah. He's cracking up. I must just think he's heard all day. It really got him. That's what I said. Oh, was it? No. Okay, what? It's hysterical. Rob, the question again is, what is the name of the substance produced by the body? Take your time. Please, sir. Please, today. When a person is angry or fighting. You need to move on. Grow up.
Jumping up and down. I love that answer. I love it. If this wasn't a vital part of the game, then I would have said that. Come on, Rob. What is it? I think it's endorphins, but I'm not sure. What? He's so dumb, Mike. How am I so dumb? What is it? No, Rob. Is it poop? No. What? You're unreal. So it's poop. You're unreal. No, Rob, it's adrenaline. Adrenaline. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the other one. Adrenaline. Endorphins are when you're happy. That's right. It's adrenaline. My body does the opposite. Take that. Oh, my God. Skye. Oh, my God. You want a one, a two, or a three-point? It's a sham is what it is. It's a sham. I only need a one-pointer, Mike. Skye only needs a one-point question to win the game. She'll get it. All right, Sky, here is your question. What U.S. state boasts the following rivers?
Uh-oh, she froze when I said that. I'm not a fan of states. She froze when I said that. You live in America. That's right. Ask me something about California, I'll tell you. Or maybe not. Probably not. Ask me something about Escondido and I may know. Like where the alpacas. Sky. What rivers? What U.S. state boasts the following rivers? The Guadalupe. The Trinity. Shut up, Eddie. The Rio Grande. Oh. the Brazos, and Colorado. So, Skye, this state has all those rivers. It's so easy. Shut up, jerk. The Guadalupe, the Trinity, the Rio Grande, the Brazos, and the Colorado. Oh, you're going to get this wrong. I hate you so much. Skye. Oh. Oh. Skye, it's a one-pointer. You get this, you win the game. You win for Matt. Mexico become a state. I didn't realize. Well, I'm torn between two places. I'm torn between two laughers. Talk it out. Talk yourself through it. Come on, Skye. You can do this. It's between Arizona or New Mexico.
I believe both of those would be educated guesses. Um, I don't know. Uh-oh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yes. Thank you. Just absolutely gorgeous. Beautiful. Hey, do you know where the Colorado River is? Hey. What's up? We're chatting. An answer, please. We're chatting. I need an answer. I'm gonna say New Mexico. No. No, Skye. No. Oh. Skye, it's Texas. It's such a big... Skye moved all the way back away from the microphone. She's very funny. You've never heard of the Rio Grande? Ashley? Yeah. Oh, we're still playing? Ashley, you've got a point and nobody's answering any questions. This could be the moment that you're filled with adrenaline. Get it, girl. Or endorphins. Okay, get...
Yes, give me a two. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not very inspiring. We're back on our game plan. She's got a strategy. Yeah. She's got a strategy. She's going to be the greatest comeback in the history of sports. Yeah. All right, then. All right. Whatever we're doing. All right. All right, Ashley, your two-point question is, REM, in regards to sleep, is an acronym for what? You got this. Think about it. Ashley is... Oh, my gosh. My boyfriend is probably freaking out. Mark, if you're listening. Speaking of which, I love you on it. I love you so much. And I talk about REM sleep all the time because every morning when I wake up...
He says I pull him out of his REM sleep when I wake him up to wake up with me at 3.30 in the morning. That's right. So REM in regards to sleep is an acronym. It's an acronym for what? So what does it stand for? What's the frequency, Kenneth? So you want to know what it stands for? Everybody hurts. Everybody hurts. Shiny happy people? Yes. I'm torn between shiny happy people or everybody. I love that song. I've got it. Man on the Moon. If you believe, take you, I got IREM sleep. Something within our eyes membrane. Ashley, do you know what an acronym is? What does it stand for? R-E-M? What does it stand for? Yes, what does R-E-M stand? You got it. It's right there. You're making a comeback right now, girl. You were stressed out until you got this question and suddenly when you heard this question you said, I got this one. You were in Mrs. Wallflower's class and she taught it to you. She said, you guys, I want you to know if you're ever asked this question again sometime in life.
R-E-M, sleep. It stands for... Some red eyes membrane. Work it out, dog. Work it out. Reading eyes membrane. Reading eyes membrane. This is painful. It's killing me. That's not... No. Just go with it. Good answer. It is not reading eyes membrane. It's not? We're now into the second hour of this game. Ash, it stands for rapid eye movement. Membrane. Membrane. You should have discussed what it meant. You know better, Mark. Know it. Speaking of Mark. Come on, Rob. You can do this. Three. You need a three-pointer. You need a three-pointer. Rob, I thank you. Rob. Wow. Yeah. Well, Scott didn't get her one wrong. Shut up. Her one-pointer. Come on. You know those are tough for her. Pick up a map. Rob.
Yeah. What political position does Nancy Pelosi hold? Oh. Hmm. Oh. Oh, man. No. Stop. Come on, dude. This game's got to end sometime. The internet would be good for this. That's true. No way. This is found in a book. It is? It is not in a book. It is not in a book. I know this. This is going to kill me. This is going to kill me. Rob. Oh, my God. Hurry up. Give me a second. You're just 40 minutes to come up with memories. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Mike, if you give me just 40 more minutes, I will answer this question. Is she one of the Massachusetts senators? It doesn't matter. Answer. What political position does Nancy Pelosi hold? I think. Oh, my God.
I'll just say what I was going to say last time. Poop. Is she a fern? Is she a fern? Mike, she's a fern. I'm already. She just took 20 minutes. We're off like at 10, 10.30. Yeah, but I'm cute. Exactly. Come on. You sit there and comb your hair and put on makeup all morning so you get all the time you want. Read me the question one more time. What? Political? He is stressing out. Because I know this. He is stressing out. I know this. Don't take that on me. I have no idea. I have no idea. It's the latest we've ever been. You don't have an answer? The latest we've ever been. I don't have an answer. Ashley willed him out of that one. He was going to take a guess, but she... I was going to, but I'm getting rushed. The answer is... The answer is... The answer... The answer... Now she's laughing. Now she's silently laughing. Now she's lifting her eyebrows at me like, I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. Got in that kitchen. Got right there in that kitchen. Roll the whole thing up. Throw a book at somebody. The answer is...
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This is the Mikey Morning Show, featuring Mikey. I consider myself kind of an old man's mentality. Eddie. You are. Just because I read medical journals doesn't make me. Nah, I love it. Doctor. Sky. I am not a whino bad lady. Sean. I'm a giant fat guy. That's ridiculous. Boston Rob. Boston Rob here with ya. And P1's Listen Up, man. And Ashley. I'm a really good maker. Yes. The Mikey Show's on. All right, we're all hilarious. Rock 105.3. You get it? Nah. Welcome back to the show. Sky, do you have any Tylenol? Yeah, in the office. Roosevelt, Zethian, Oates III, Esquire, Jr. Is there anything else you can add to that? I think we hit them all. Yeah. Welcome back. It is 8.09. A two-year-old girl up in Chino Hills was pulled from the jaws of a coyote when the animal tried to carry her off in his mouth. Get out of here. Wow. Clint Boyer won in Richmond. Dale Earnhardt Jr. was in the lead when Kyle Busch wrecked him late. I bet that didn't bother him. He's probably not angry at all. He was probably like, hey, man, it's just racing. It happens. It happens. Our text number is 35253.
Don't forget that this weekend is the sticker strike. And it's going to be ginormous. Starts at 10, goes till 1. All seven of us on the show are going to be out there. And we want to see you out there with your car. We'll put one of the new stickers on your car as we're giving away $200,000 in cash and prizes. It's going to be pretty intense. And we're giving away a Kawasaki 2008 Ninja 250R from the House of Motorcycles. Nice. So that's Saturday. And even Shawnee O'Boy will be here. That's right. Let's see. What do we have going on? I haven't read any news. News, news. Who does the news? Sky does news. Who does the news? Oh, later, too. I have the Tom Cruise audio on Oprah. And she asked him about everything. Scientology. You know, whether or not he's weird. Wait. She asked him about all of it.
So, Sky, what is the deal with Wesley Snipes? Is he going to... Is he going to appeal or is he just going to take it sitting down? Yeah, well, we talked about this last week that Wesley Snipes actually ended up getting sentenced to three years in prison for his tax evasion stuff. I guess for not doing his taxes or tax evasion for three years. So they gave him a year for each count. What is that, taxes? What's that? Yeah, that's the thing you have to file every year to declare your income until you pay taxes on that money. You know how that works? I remember when Boy Blunder found out about taxes. Yeah. Sucks. Yeah, he figured out he had to do that? Yeah. Terrible. So Wesley Snipes filed an appeal late last week. You know, he wants to get out of that sentencing. I don't know how you get out of it. I mean, I don't know what case they make. Say no thank you. Yeah. Well, no, see, Eddie, I think you have to say more than no thank you. You know what I mean? Maybe the judge was saying, we'd like to offer you a three-year stay at this federal penitentiary. He can't say no thank you?
Yeah, why can't he just say, you know what's very generous? As a courtesy to you. It was an e-vite, right? All expenses paid. All expenses. No, I don't think that's how it works. Just give us the name you want on the basket. Yeah, but I don't know what he can say in his appeal. that he didn't say in his, you know, court hearing. You'd think he threw it all out there. You would hope. I mean, you know, unless he's... Oh, I forgot one other thing. Right? I'm a vampire. Oh. Daywalker. You didn't say that. I'm a daywalker. Oh, well, then that makes all... You get arrested for that. It's prostitution in this country. No, that's a street... Oh, I thought that movie was about hookers. Really? Partially. Hmm. So, uh... P1 Doug is on hold and thinks that the verdict is racist. What verdict? All right. Wesley Snipes. P1 Doug, are you there? Here we go. Yo, what's up, man? You feel that the Wesley Snipes verdict was driven by racism. No doubt. Please explain this. Explain. It's Tracy Morgan. It's Tracy Morgan on the line. Pete Dane, how are you going to send this man to three years?
You feel me? And all these other cats, all these other young white girls, they'd be running over people. Basically, running over people. You know what I mean? Who ran over people? What's he doing? Who ran over people? What's her name? Britney Spears, man. She's one of her old boys' folk. You know what I mean? Oh, okay. He's right. Then they need to say she's crazy. I'm down with this guy. I know, but Eddie, what are you going to say? Eddie. I feel you, Doug. Eddie. Dougie Doug? What's the name? Hold on, hold on. What is it? What's the other? Nicole Richie. 82 minutes? 82 minutes in the joint? What's up with that? In the joint? That's crazy. Okay, I have a question. Yo. Wait, I don't know. Do you think that they would have given Britney Spears? three years in prison because she accidentally... What do you think, Mike? Eddie, why are you talking like that? Why are you saying that? That's my boy, Doug. What's up, Doug? Eddie. Hell no. Yeah. Okay. You're riling him up. Eddie, what do you... You're riling him up. It ain't right, man. It ain't right, man. You're going to rile him up, though. Yeah. Right.
Hang on, the Eddie. Doug. Oh, my goodness. Doug. Paris Hilton, I hear you on that one. Doug. 22 days in a joint, you know what I'm saying? 22 days. Everybody can do that on their head. But Wesley Stasher, because he's a black superhero, you know what I'm saying? He's a black superhero. I can't get it. Hey, Doug. What's up with the termator? Doug, wait. He's a termator. He's a termator. He's a termator. Oh, hey. Doug, the Eddie line's ringing. You better get it. Hello? Word to your mother. Oh, what? Barbara. Barbara. That was not the time. Barbara. That was not the time. Don't you placate me right now. No. Okay, Barbara. No, no. Excuse me. Excuse me. Doug, Barbara is talking right now. I will not be dissed here. So step off. Okay, so step off.
Okay, that's numero uno for those of you who's already speaking of mine. Why is she talking like that? But listen to me. I was talking about this very thing. This weekend, I got my nails did. What? Okay. And just let me spit this, okay? Okay, wait. Hold on. Hang on, blood. I want to speak to this gentleman right now. Hello. What's up? I am a black woman. You are not. I am too. It's clear you're not. Don't be misrepresenting my people, man. Yeah, don't be doing that. Uh-uh. Ain't having that. I feel that this verdict against Mr. Snipes is racist as well. Thank you. Yeah, you're right. And I think that it's terrible what they are doing to black America. I am a part of it. I have been kept down a long time. How? How have you been kept down? I was not allowed to go to Disneyland last week. Disneyland is not discriminated. Come on now. Come on, man.
Even Doug thinks he'd be ridiculous. All right, I was. I'll tell you, I'll tell you. This is a real thing. I will tell you how I was discriminated against. How? Just the other day in Rancho Santa Fe, I had to pay $4.10 for a gallon of gasoline. Well, everybody has to pay that. Everybody's paying that right now. That's because I'm black. It's not because... Get out of here, Barbara. Everything you own. Just because you sing Beyonce doesn't make you laugh. Doug, I'm sorry, bro. That's my stuff. If you want to... Yo. This is serious. Barbara. Barbara, hey. Yo. Irreplaceable. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, Barbara. Oh, that was terrible. Sorry, Doug. Sorry about that. She's not black, but she says she is. I'm just going to tell you right now, and this is what seals the conspiracy for me. I mean, how many white people keep their money in, like, Switzerland or what have you? But my man, Wesley, put it back into Africa, and then, you know what I'm saying, the opinion accounts would have you, and then all of a sudden, now he in trouble. Okay, wait, Doug. P1 Frank is on the line, and he has a little, he's going to take umbrage with what you're saying. Go ahead, Frank, go ahead. Frank, go ahead. Hey, Mikey. Hey, Doug, what happened to Brandy a couple years ago? What? Didn't Brandy hit somebody to hit a run, and she didn't get no time. She just got a fine. That's true. Somebody died.
Yeah, what about that, Doug? What about Brandy? She had a hit and run, and she got off scot-free. It's selective racism, bro. Nah, nah, nah. See, the verdict is still on that one. See, nah, nah. You can't do that, nah. No. Nah. I thought the verdict was in. Nah, nah, nah, bro. I thought the verdict was in. You don't know? I thought the verdict was in. You know? I don't know. I don't know any of this. Thank you for the call. 84 minutes was a movie without Pacino. It was a bomb. It just came out last weekend. It was terrible. That's a good point, Mike. Hey, no, it wasn't. All I'm saying is, you know what I'm saying, your white superheroes, they run in the states. You know what I'm saying? So ain't nobody looking at sports niggas. Ain't nobody looking at the Terminator's books and his accounts. But you know what I'm saying? You're the only black superhero. You're trying to take him out. And also, he made a movie, White McKinsey, like 10 years ago, and they're still hating him on that. You know what? Yo, Doug. What's the Eddie line right here again? I ain't saying you're a gold digger. Okay. Get out. Get out.
That was ridiculous. That was ridiculous. That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Yo, Doug, you see Iron Man in prison? He's not in prison. Exactly. Exactly, because he's white, Mike. You don't see his black friend. You don't see his black friend to get the suit. He ain't allowed to use his suit. Only Robert Downey Jr. ain't allowed to use his suit. It ain't right. No one uses the suit except for Robert Downey. Exactly. Why can't his black brother friend use the suit? Because he didn't create the suit. It's not made for him. Oh, my gosh. Wait, wait, wait, wait, Doug. Hang on. Wait, don't go. Don't go. Don't go. Paparazzi. Paparazzi. Go ahead. What did you want to say to him? What did you want to say? Hey, Doug, you brought up Britney Spears running over somebody's foot. But she accidentally ran over somebody's foot. Wesley Snipes didn't accidentally not pay his taxes. That is true. Word. No, no, no, no, no, no. He had his money and offshore counts like every other rich white cat.
In Hollywood or whatever, in Switzerland. Yeah. And joints like that. It's Switzerland. And then it raises all these fires because he had his money in Africa. Thank you. Thank you. Word to your mouth. Money, money. Yeah, yeah. Mo' money, mo' problems, Eddie. Hang on a second. P1 Jeremiah has a point for P1 Doug. Go ahead, Jeremiah. All I got to say is O.J. Simpson got off, Scott. Wait a second. Wait a second. Hold up. Wait a minute. Hang on. This ain't right, man. Let me put my knives down. Hang on. I was practicing knife throwing when this got called. Why did you do that, OJ? I'm going to tell you right now. Maybe I did get off scot-free, but I did rush for over 2,000 yards in one season for the Buffalo Bills. So are you saying if... That's a whole lot because OJ locked up right now. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
The white folk were all like, you know what? They're eventually going to get me. That's right. It was a conspiracy. It was. It was a conspiracy. The white man held a gun to my head just a few months ago and said, tell everybody in the room that you're going to kill all of them. What are you talking about, OJ? Y'all are bugging, man. Why are y'all chipping on Doug? Did I mention that I also rushed for two white people's necks? That is, okay, double over the top. That was double over the top OJ there. Thank you, Jeremiah. Why is everybody hating on Doug? I like Doug. I think, hey, listen, Doug, you have some interesting points. I think you have some interesting. P1 Brian, what did you want to say? P1 Brian, what did you want to say? Doug, calm down, calm down, Doug. Doug, you fresh. Doug, hang on. Brian, go ahead. Willie Nelson, they held a concert for him to pay his taxes, right? Yeah. Good point. They held a Super Bowl for me one time. Thank you very much for the call, Brian. I didn't know that they held something for his tax evasion. The farm-aid joint. I didn't know that. It's a farm-aid joint, you said. It's a good joint. He does. He smokes a lot of those, Willie Nelson.
Thank you very much, Doug. I appreciate the phone call. Yeah. Call back any time. Mama said knock you out. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. That's Doug. Thank you, Doug. George Bush doesn't care about black people. That's true. Wow. Rob said that he had to really calm the language down because he was so upset. Really? Wow, I couldn't tell. When he first called, he was very upset. Wow. George Bush hates midgets. I've never heard that George Bush hated midgets. I didn't either. P1 Amazon woman is on the line. How tall are you, Amazon woman? 8. 5'8". Ah, me too. 5'8 and a quarter. I'm taller than her. Is 5'8 really an Amazon woman? That's what I want to know. I mean, I thought 5'10". You know, 5'10". 5'10 minimum. Yeah, 5'10 minimum to be Amazon. To Rob she's an Amazon. To Rob. They're shorter than I am. They're like 5'5 and less. That's true. So go ahead, Amazon woman. What are you calling to say? My question is, he keeps saying that all the quote-unquote white heroes don't tax with their offshore accounts. How does he know that for a fact? Is he their accountant? Yes. I understand he is the accountant of white people. Yep. White superheroes. I don't see Ed Norton getting all taxed. That's what I'm saying. Thank you. Thank you very much.
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So I told you when we came back, we were going to tell you about the gas prices. So the gas prices are going up. First of all, it's interesting to note that in the last two weeks, prices have gone up 15 cents. Yeah, they were a touchdown the past couple days. It said a record on Thursday was the last record high for the average. And then over the last four days, we've gone down a total of 1.2 cents. Oh, well, then everything's fine. Yeah, back to normal. Yeah, experts say it's not going to keep going down, actually. Opposite, it's probably going to go up. And this month, they estimate between, they say, at least 10 to 15 more cents this month. What? At least. I can't afford that. At least. I can't pay that.
So I just went and checked the highs and lows around the county this morning at SanDiegoGasPrices.com. The cheapest gas you can find in El Cajon at the Superstar Gas Station on Broadway, $3.75 a gallon. And the most expensive is the Chevron on Garnett in PB, $4.26 a gallon. Correction, Sky, the cheapest gas is in the Clear Channel employee parking lot. That's true. All you need is... Half of a hose. That's right. And a good mouth. So, I got a question for you guys. What? We will begin with Eddie. Eddie, what is a fair price for a gallon of gasoline? Wow. Well, I don't understand what the difference is from 2008 from 1998. I really don't get it. I think a fair price. would be $2.75. That's fair. See, can I say what mine was? Nope. Now Eddie's got me freaked out. No, say yours. Because I remember when we were talking about $2.50 a gallon and we were like, over $2.00. Right. So I was going to say, I think a fair price. Like we're, okay, I'll pay it. And you guys are making a ton of money, Chevron and Shell and everybody.
I was going to say $1.75. And I was like, and everybody's going to go, dude, that's stupid. That's too high. I was thinking. But Eddie's saying, no, he would go, he'd be willing to pay $2.50. Well, I mean, compared to what I'm doing now. Yeah, yeah, for sure. But, okay, it's what do you think is, because it occurred to me when Sky was telling the price, I was like, I don't know anymore because I'm so, we've been raked over the coals for so long with gas. I don't know any of this. Like, I forget what's fair. A buck twenty-five. That's probably... Did you ever pay a buck twenty-five, Rob? Yeah, when I started driving, it was a buck twenty-five. And I mean legally, when I started driving. And see, I think... Now, when was that? What year, Rob? Mike, the 1800s. 1999? I'm so old. I mean, it was a Model T. Does that help you at all? I drove a tucker. 1999? 97? Yeah, I remember when I first started driving in, like, 94, it was about a dollar a gallon. So I would like to see if we took that dollar a gallon price in 95 and took inflation on normal stuff, you know, everything else that we buy, and how much that would be with normal inflation in 2008. Because I don't think it's going to be $4. No way. Four times the amount? No. When I was a kid, it was 50 cents.
I know that sounds like I wear wooden glasses and... And wooden shoes. Wooden shoes, but I'm telling you, it was 50 cents when I was a kid. Wooden clothes. Yes, wooden clothes. Lots of wood. Yes, everything's wood. My wooden boxers. Yuppers. 5701053, what do you think a fair price for a gallon of gas would be? Sky? Yeah, I was going to say about $1.50. $1.50? Mm-hmm. Oh, man, I like you and Rob. That's never going to be that. I know, but what I want to know. But I think it would be fair based on what I was seeing in 1994, you know. I mean, because think, when you were a kid, for it to make that 50-cent jump, how long it took. And I would think that would be the equivalent of, you know, like 10 years, like 50 cents. How about fair and realistic? Oh, well, that's real. Because, I mean, that's what I was going on. Yeah. But I don't have enough information for it to be realistic. To be informed would be like, well, what is their actual cost? Why are their expenses? We're not going to get that. I know. So that's why I think if it kept pace with inflation, it would be $1.50. Yeah, all I want to know is what we feel gas should cost. Where would we be if we lived in a fair world? Where would we be?
P1 Jim, are you there? Let's go to P1 Sarah then. Sarah, are you there? Morning, Mikey. Go ahead. Were you just swallowing some coffee? No. Go ahead, Sarah. I just remember when I first started driving in 96, I remember I was at the Arco. That was my first place I got. Arco on Mission Gorge was $1.17. And that was 1996? Yes. That's insane. It really is. Dude, that... 12 years ago, gas was $1.17. How does it go 400% in 12 years? I got to tell you, honestly, I think it's weird that this is going on and we just ignore it. The government can't step in and go, hey, enough is enough. People need to get to work. Because they're all bought. Yeah, they've made too many promises. They've taken too much money already. See, here's what's weird, is that there's not like a politician that goes, yeah, this will be my whole deal. I know I'll get elected because it'll be my whole deal. That'll be a big part of my deal. I wonder if it has something to do with like, it might be a situation where the Saudis say, well, we won't give it to you then. Yeah.
We're not going to give it to you. Because when we were talking about gas prices the other week, you know, I got a lot of emails with saying if you look at their profit margin, like the gas companies only have like a 9% profit margin, which is a lot less than other industries, they say, like water and, you know, other stuff like that. So they say if you're looking at a profit percentage, you know, it's really not out of line with what other companies are making. But that 9% profit margin turns into whatever, a billion dollars. So who knows? The profit margin is disgusting. It's crazy. They get saved the world with the money they make in profit. P1, check this out, man. P1 Greg is from New Jersey, right, Greg? That's right, Mikey. And how much did you pay for a gallon of gas in 98 in Jersey? $0.65. Now, how do you remember that? Because we used to go to the gas station with $3, put $2 of gasoline in our truck, and buy it blunt. Sean has an inflation calculator online. Yeah, Sean, do it. He just did the math. Yeah. So, Sean, what should the price of gas be? Well, here's what I did. I put in 1989 as the year, and I put $1.
Because I remember paying about $1.89 somewhere in there in 1989. If we took normal inflation and it also calculates the consumer price index, gas today should cost $1.73 a gallon. You've got to be kidding me. That's crazy. Oh, that just stopped me dead in my tracks. That's unbelievable. We should be paying more than half of... We should be paying less than half of what we're paying. That's unreal. And there's nothing we can do. There's nothing we can do. What can we do? We can seek out alternative energies. Come on. What else are we going to do? I'm going to do bike to work. But we're not going to bike to work.
We're not going to. Like, how do we keep our cars and solve it? I have to drive. Donkeys. Hook them to the front. You guys, we all have to drive. We don't live in New York City. I know. If we lived in New York City. Wouldn't that be great, Rob? Wouldn't that be awesome? Well, they got a great subway system. And baseball team. Yeah. All right. You know what? Great baseball team playing 500 ball right now. 26 World Championships. I don't care. 16 for the Celtics. We're going all the way, baby. All right. All the Pentagon. No, you zap. I get really excited about the Boston Three Party. Take that, Atlanta. Oh, Mike Bibby, run your mouth now, pal. Season over. He's got his Matt Damon Ben Affleck t-shirt on right now. What are we talking about? I'm not saying subway systems. If it was possible for me to take the subway to work, I would. Yeah. I'm being honest with you. Like, what do I care? Yeah, me too. I would take my car and I would drive because I love to drive. So I would drive on the weekend. I have a fun car to drive and I enjoy driving it. So I take it out on the weekends and I tear it up. But I would take the subway to work. But we don't live in that kind of city. In San Diego, you got to drive.
There is not an easy way to get from downtown San Diego to El Cajon. No way, Jose. No way, Turkey. Along with Sky's car, along with Sean's car, along with everybody's car, doesn't take a corn on the cob to run. So we need deaths. And that's not the answer anyways. What do you mean? The ethanol? Ethanol. Yeah, ethanol is a problem. It creates more pollution to refine it and turn it into what we need, the ethanol. And then also, it's like messing up the food market. That's why food prices are skyrocketing and people in other countries can't. Food prices for what? Corn? Seriously, what do I care? If we've got to pay $4 for an hour of corn. No, here's the deal. The farmers are like, oh, ethanol is a new future. So instead of growing broccoli or instead of apple. I like the way you said that. I want you to say that again. That was fun. Shut up. Shut up. So basically a lot of farmers are now just, everybody's growing corn. So it can be used for ethanol and they're not growing other foods. Anyway, I can't plug my car in. You can't plug your car in. Well, we can plug our cars in. Right now? There's natural gas cars. Really? Right now? You can use the natural gas. Right now? Nobody can plug your car in outside. Well, not my car, but other people. That's what I'm saying. The technology is out there. We, right now, cannot plug.
plug our cars in. Because we haven't bought them. Right. Why haven't you? Because I can't afford it. But I will. Well, not just that. It's to do that is very inconvenient for all of us. We all have jobs, man. Well, the initial cost. Have we got to deal with getting our cars electrified, man? Well, plugging it into your garage. Yeah, but Scott, we got to go through the process. It's more convenient than going to the gas station. I don't have a garage. It's just the initial cost. Yeah, what about that? Well, that's... What do we do about her? No, you guys, it's very easy. You just put it in your castle. And what you do is you bring the... Shut up. What, Sean? How do we do it? I mean, the thing is, like, I understand, you know, that you're all saying it's very inconvenient and that we can't actually, you know, plug our cars in right now. But that doesn't mean we should just simply ignore the problem. So what do we do? What do we do? What do we do? Well, the answer is it's a long-term strategy. You've got to develop alternative fuel sources and alternative technology to get us off fossil fuel and onto renewable fuels. Oh, let's go dancing. Happy Fairyland, too. So, what, we should just roll over? Why don't we run our car off of Rob's broken hopes and dreams and we can go forever? That's a good point. That's a good point.
What do you want? I mean, give me a break. You're going to suck the teeth off Saudi Arabia then and continue to pay $6, $7, $8, $10 a gallon. Hey, listen, I'll tell you. Garbage. Because that's what it's going to be. That's true, Sean. It'll be $10 a gallon. Trust me. Me, personally, I honestly, I could care less what runs my vehicle. I honestly don't care. It's just that... It needs to be something that is going to be realistic. Affordable. Affordable, realistic. I don't care if it's electricity. As long as I can maintain what I want. Yeah, we'll work in there. I just saw that there's a car called a Tesla. Thing runs on electricity, and it's like 350 horsepower. And love songs. And it plays the song Love Song. Oh, that'd be cool. That's awesome. Love it. It's got long hair, too. In 2010, both Toyota and GM are going to be putting out pluggables. Plug it in. Oh, plug it in. I'll be in on that. Who's going to do that? GM and Toyota. They say that they're going to do what? In 2010, put out a pluggable so you can recharge it with the plug. Wow. That you have to build at your house? Like the thing you talked about, you have to put in a special 220. I don't know if you need a special plug or not. You may just need a regular plug. I don't know.
But either way, I mean, it's not that hard. Are they going to give me Ed Begley Jr. too to remind me to plug it in? To remind you? Do you need a reminder to put gas in your car? I need a reminder to plug in my cell phone. I'm an idiot. It'll probably tell you. Yeah, it'll tell you. I'm an idiot. But still, check it out. It'll tell you, Eddie. I've got those bars on my cell phone. I still don't pay attention. You can hire me to do it. With Ed Begley. You're not Ed Begley. Just go to bostonrob.gov or edu. So, Sky, no gas? Just plug in? I'm not 100% sure. My husband was telling me all about it, but I think what it is is it's like a hybrid. You can run on the battery, and then when it goes out, but you can only go like 60 miles on the battery. Can I smoke a bud in it? That's all I want to know. Okay. I'm not sure. Don't quote me on that. All right. Stupid. I'm talking about gas. We should have asked old St. Toot if that... Good idea. Shut up. There it is. Cassie Claus. Casula, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, nice. Oh, nice. My car's running better. Oh, so good. Text number is 35253. I promise when we come back we're going to play the audio of Tom Cruise. Yeah. Oh, are you kidding me with that song? Oh, yeah. Tom Cruise was interviewed by Ofra on her television program. Oh, yeah. It aired on Friday.
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E-D-D-I-E. Again, proflowers.com. Little radio microphone. Click on it. Password Eddie. Or you can call them 1-800-PRO-FLOWERS. It's 1-800-P-R-O-FLOWERS. And just don't forget to use the code Eddie. Time is running out. You got to order it by Friday. Just don't forget. Order now. Here's something you may have missed this morning on the Mikey Show. You know, the mile isn't Mexico's Independence Day. The 16th of September is. Here they come. Let it out. Uh-oh. Mexico doesn't even celebrate Cinco de Mayo. Oh, man. There you go. Orale, Mikey. You're such a coconut. Oh, man. Oh, man. That's Oscar. He's a Mexican that doesn't like me because I'm Mexican, but I don't speak Spanish. Come on, dude.
Make up for it. Have some tequila with me. No, no, no. Oscar. I can't. No, no, no, no. I can't. No, no, no, no. Oscar. I'm a... Drink this! I can't drink it. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. This is where the Mikey Show all comes out on stage. You know, right after like a brief little intermission, you know? We come out and we all got on like 1940s suit suits. All the money in the world couldn't even amount. All the money in the world. Welcome back. It's 9.03. There was an explosion early yesterday morning at the federal courthouse downtown. Luckily, no one was injured. Not a good start. Washington Redskins second round draft pick Fred Davis did not show up for minicamp practice having overslept. Eddie. Uh-oh. No. No.
It's the NFL. Oh. Is that, like, different than college? Oh, wow. Bad. Bad stuff. 35253 is our text number. And don't forget, on Friday, ladies and gentlemen, Boston Rob and Ashley will be riding a tandem bicycle because Boston Rob lost to Eddie in the bocce ball challenge. And so, as a result, He will be paying off a bet. He hates tandem bikes. They're so dumb. He thinks they're very dumb. And even more than the tandem bikes, he hates when couples ride tandem bikes. And so we're putting him in matching outfits with Ashley. Ashley was in charge of picking the outfits. Ash, have you selected your outfits? I have. Can you tell us?
What these darling things will look like? Yeah, well, the top is like a fuchsia, magenta. Rob's face is just stone, emotionless. But it's so funny. The top, it's like a fuchsia, magenta, pink. I, Mike, I saw it and I fell in love with it. I mean, it is so cute. It sounds so cute. It's a tank top, but it's got the little V cut in the front. Oh, that's gay. To accentuate cleavage if you have it. If you have it. Rob's going to wear that. So, you know, but you don't have it. You know, it looks good nonetheless. Did you get the same size for you and him? Yeah, because we practically are the same size. He's a man. He's real tiny. He's a man. I work out all the time, though. So what about down, what are the...
Pants. And it's spandex, right? The top is. And then the bottoms are going to be spandex as well. Now, I was going to go black because I thought, like, black and fuchsia is cute. Yeah. Wow. Let's get Doug on the line again. That's right. Then I was like, wait, black and fuchsia is cute. Like, so why don't I be a little bit, kick it up a notch, be a little more flavorful and maybe do, like, a neon green bottom or, like, a bright orange. Oh, that would be hot. So I went batting. And then we've got matching helmets to boot. Gloves, knee pads, the whole shebang. I mean, we're not messing around. I don't know if you are, but we're not. Sounds very fun. Yeah, hello? Hey, how you guys doing? Hey guys, it's Dr. Wayne. I'm your neighborhood chiropractor here in San Diego. What can we do for you? Well, I was just listening to the whole thing that you guys are going to be doing here with the payoff there on the whole deal. And I was just wondering about the pants they're going to be wearing. Well, I think Ashley described them pretty well. So where are they going to be doing this at? Here at the station. Oh, okay. So what time can you get there? Do you allow camping? Camping? I mean, is that necessary? Absolutely not.
I just, you know, it's summertime, and, you know, I'm very recreational. I thought I would just be first out there to make sure I have a space and I can watch this thing. Dr. Wayne, this is a parking lot and a business. All right, so do they allow camping? No. Do they have hookups? What do you mean by hookups? I want to hook up my camper. No, you can't bring your camper. I got a sewage line. Ew. No, you definitely not. I'm just wondering if I could hook it up. No, you can't. Hey, guys, now that I got you on the phone. Uh-huh. How's that doing? I don't know why you're asking about him. He's my favorite character on the mic. I don't even think he's here today. No, he is. I'll tell you what I like about him. I'll tell you what I like about him. I just like what he has to say. He doesn't ever say anything. I didn't even know he was here today. Everything he says, I can relate to it. He doesn't ever talk. You know what's funny, Eddie, now that you say that, is it's one of those deals where, boy, I'm thinking it, he says it. But he doesn't ever talk again. And why are you asking about Zeth? Well, just because he's my favorite character there on the show. You know, he'll say something. I'll go, boy, gosh, darn it, Zeth. I was thinking that. He doesn't ever talk, first of all.
Second of all, the only people you seem to be interested in, Dr. Wayne, are Zeph and Rob. That's true. Young men. Like, why? What's going on? Is Zeph there right now? Boy, I can't even hear him. Because he doesn't talk. Yeah, he's here. I don't know if he's here. No, he's not here. Oh, there he is. No, that was Rob. Hey, Zeph, just wanted to let you know I got an Xbox this last weekend. And beer. Oh. I already have both of those things. Who cares? What is that? Are you trying to entice him into your web? No, I'm not trying to entice him into my web. Hey, now that I got you guys on the phone. You've said that already. Yeah, like seven times. I was reading Zeth's blog the other day. It's the only one I read. I subscribe to it. There's no such thing. Anyway, I was reading Zeth's blog, and I noticed that he likes the TV show The Office, which is funny because I'm going to be having a party over my house this weekend where I'm going to be watching season one. Through the present, and I wanted to see if any of you guys would be interested in coming over and watching that. No, thank you. What day? It's going to be Saturday night. Oh, that actually sounds like a lot of fun. Who's that? It's me, Sky. Okay, well, since we have more than one person interested, I better be fair here and put all your names in a hat.
So I've done that now, and I got all seven of you here in a hat, and I'm just going to be fair about it, and I'm going to pull a name here. Look at that, it's Zeph. I just pulled Zeph's name. Does that mean I can't go? Zeph doesn't want to go, so Skye will go in his step. I'll go ahead and shoot you an email later, and we'll just go ahead and I'll give you the address and how to get over here and all that stuff. That's so weird. Please don't. It's summertime, so it's going to be a swim party. Okay. A night time? Whatever meat you want to throw on the grill. Whatever meat you want to throw on the grill. Okay. Dr. Wayne. You said that already. Yeah, we got it, guys. You got some dope rocks. They're the best. Could you hear me winking into the phone? No. I got to go, you guys. Oh, weird. Oh, man. Dr. Wayne. He's a chiropractor, I guess, in the area, but boy, does he seem dead set on getting a nose up. Getting a nose up. Here's some of the text messages we're getting at 35253. Says, for the sticker strike, is it one giveaway per car or per person? That's P1 Megan's per car. We'll give away an envelope per car. Now we're getting some text messages on the gas stuff. This text message starts out by saying, great. Yeah, real good. How much are electric bills going to be with the electric car?
That's why you get solar clowns. Now another cost. Where we can get all these things. They're so affordable. Now we've got to rip up our garage. What do you do if you live in an apartment? Sky, what do you do if you live in an apartment? Well, then that's a different scenario. We can't do it, Mike. We can't do it. You just park on the street near someone's house and you just have an extension cord. There you go. And you plug it into their outside outlet. There you go. That's what I'm going to do. That's a good idea. Mikey, what about classics? I don't want my classic to run on electricity. That's lame. Can't do that either, Mike. So you're telling me you got a classic car. You got like a nice, say you got a nice Mustang, 69 Mustang or something. What are you going to do? Well, yeah, gas is never going to disappear. It'll just be available for the four or five people that want to use it? How do we do that, Sky? Come on. It's not going to be just four or five people. This is a joke. Mikey, if the lefties on the show really care about gas prices, make sure you don't vote for Hillary, who voted against nuclear and Anwar. She did. Now what? I didn't vote for Hillary. I didn't. I voted for Obama. What about dumb Sean and his Clinton love?
Uh, I'm not going to vote for Hillary either. Oh, really? Yeah. I've already said that. Oh, have you? Oh, no, Eddie's trying to attack so much. He's trying to get him into a chum thing. Oh, I love to call you through the group. But I won't vote for them. Oh, is that right? Yeah. You know what? I love gas, and I just want to drink it. I love it so much. But you do. That's a gallon. That ain't not a gallon. I drive all my gas cars. Look at me. Even though I can take the train. But I won't do it. I won't do it. This is getting awkward. Oh, gosh. I don't like where that's going. It's called SDG&E. It's Sky's Gas and Electric. Thank you very much. That would be awesome. That would be awesome.
Someone said, just wanted to let you guys know, my daughter came with me to work today because she had the day off. She was listening to the DCC. And when they asked Ashley about the acorn question, she answered oak tree. By the way, my daughter is seven. Oh, no. She didn't answer acorn trees. I don't spend any time learning about freaking trees every day, do I know? I'm here working on the show for you. What is she, a tree expert? Yeah. Stupid. Arborist. That doesn't even mean it. Did someone say arborist? I spoke with one one time, and now I'll never live down. That's me, Arbor Man. Well said. Hey, folks, it's Arbor Man. It's Arbor Man. Here I come. Ladies and gentlemen, here to save trees throughout San Diego County, it is I, Arbor Man. Shape up an oak tree. Acorn tree. Acorn.
Did I mention I do 400 sit-ups a day to get these Arbor Man abs? And you can get my new video, Arbor Abs, at www. There he is, ladies and gentlemen. Arbor Man. He's my fave. These are overrated. So Tom Cruise was on the Ofra show. Do it. And here was Ofra asking him about jumping on her couch. Cut to. I had never experienced that before. Was it just what was going on with you in that moment? It was something that... He's so serious. I just felt that way. Oh, wow. Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause. Yeah. I want to let people know before we even start this, okay? Yeah. First of all, they're speaking in Tom Cruise's home. So Oprah is at his home.
In their living room. But I also just want to let people know that as you listen to this, just know we're probably going to play about 50,000 Tom Cruise drops. That's true. From this. That's true. Oh, yeah. It's just something. One of the reasons why I wanted to sit with you, you know, privately and, you know, feel great that you let us into your home. Hickory dickory duck. If you're sitting in front of an audience, it's difficult to have a real, real conversation in front of an audience. And so I wonder, too, how much, you know. You were egging me on. I was not. You were egging me on. No, I was not. You were egging me on. I was going to say how much of the audience. You were egging me on, too. No, but every time you did it, I'm like. So I really thought about it. Do you think that Tom Cruise really feels like part of the problem was Oprah? Like, you know, I was having a little bit of fun, but if it wasn't for Oprah, sort of like. Oh, yeah.
egging me on, none of this would have been a story at all. You wouldn't have jumped on the couch? Right. Well, I think now he's probably saying that because people freaked out and thought it was weird. So he's putting it on Oprah. His eyes fill up with tears. He goes, the itsy-bitsy spider. The ring. That sounds intense. Oh my God, he's doing it again. I wonder how much the audience and the fun of it, because it was fun. I mean, I thought it was just in the moment. It was fun. You have you have that whole other thing that that really you start to realize the Internet and things getting re-edited. And some of the things are very funny, actually. But you and it just took on a whole nother thing. Mm hmm. A life of its own. Yeah. But I, you know, I'm the guy I dance my underwear, you know. Yeah.
That was risky business. That was a movie. Listen, I know I'm probably one of the only people that thinks or thought this. Oh, here we go. I'm just being totally honest with my feelings. I never thought that was weird. I thought it was exactly what he said. I thought he was being fun. Being a goofball. I thought he was being a goofball and he was having fun. But I think that you can... What's so easy to do, though, is as soon as you put anything on YouTube, it's a story. So I can go, oh, shut up to somebody. And it's like it's not that big a deal. But if you put it on YouTube and underneath it, it says Mikey tells person, shut up, exclamation, exclamation. Now it's a story, even though it could have been totally ambiguous when I said it. It wasn't that big a deal. And maybe it was intended to be something that was like totally in jest or in fun or whatever. The minute something's on YouTube, it becomes something. Well, this was in a succession of things. Yeah. You know, this was all, you know, with him doing a bunch of weird things in a row.
So that's why it got continually blown up. Well, and I think because it's also in such contrast to his personality and how we know him. Like if it was Ashley jumping on Oprah's couch, it would be like, there goes Ashley. It was a simple question. It was like, you know, how do you feel about Katie Holmes? And he's jumping on the couch and screaming. So in context, it's weird. Yeah, it kind of is. Dear Mikey, this Tom Cruise guy is a freak show, jumping on couches and all. Signed, the Polygamist Wives in Texas. Now that is weird. That's weird because, I mean, I'm not even sure. They think he's strange is what they're saying. I didn't even know they were doing the texting at the polygamous ranch. There was an old lady who lived in his shoes. You're freaking out Surrey, please. Tom explains his comments about Brooke Shields. Cut four. As I recall, what happened was you did the sofa thing and then you were on Access Hollywood and... made a comment about Brooke Shields. And the comment about Brooke Shields being on antidepressant drugs combined with the sofa, with jumping on the sofa, and the media took the two comments, and then that became its own thing. Is that how you see it? Yeah, and then Matt Lauer. And Brooke and I have always been friends. And, you know, it came out wrong.
And it was something that I apologized to her. And as a result, we're actually even closer friends. Really? Yeah. What came out wrong, Tom? It was really kind of like with Matt Lauer. And I went back and I looked at the Matt Lauer interview. I thought, okay. I remember that time I was feeling pressed in the interview with Matt Lauer. Pause. What format does he go back and watch the Matt Lauer interview? In what format? And with whom and where? I think he has like a viewing room wherever in his home. No question. And he tells his people, you know what? I want to go back and look at that. Set it up for me. Wow. That's how I see it going. I bet you're right. And they get like a DVD of it. Yeah. He takes a seat in his viewing room and they queue it up. Can you imagine that lifestyle? Right. I bet you're right. Unpause. My issue was.
really about child drugging. It's not like it is today. People kind of really openly are talking about this. Are we doing too much drugging of our children? Are we doing too much drugging in society? I think that it's got to be the parent's choice. I think the parent should be able to make that and should make that decision. That's their decision to do that. And that for me was really, and that was the issue. So, okay. Does he not believe in medication or just certain medications? Like the antidepressant stuff? Yeah, like antipsychotic drugs. I think he's probably cool with penicillin, but mood-altering things. He's out. So she wants to know what really happened with this Matt Lauer thing. Cut five. What happened to you in that interview with Matt? Had you had enough sleep? For me, I felt pressed. As I said, the issue for me is really you.
These parents were coming to me. Yeah, but we couldn't tell that in the interview, Tom. No, I know that. We're talking about Brooke specifically. He was talking about Brooke specifically. Yeah, but that's not how I felt. And looking at it and going through it, you know, obviously afterwards I felt I could have handled it better. Even that day I felt, you know, that's how I felt with Matt. That wasn't even my issue. Well, it was interpreted that you don't believe in postpartum depression and that even if you do believe in postpartum depression that you should take some vitamins for it. Yeah, you know what, it came out wrong. It's just not true. Straighten it out, bro. Even if you read Dianetics, you know that it talks about postpartum depression Dianetics. But even outside of that, I know that. I was raised by four women who have children, have babies. And for me to tell anyone... Pause. And so they never had postpartum, and so that means that it's fake. I've got four sisters. None of them had postpartum depression. In fact, in all of my family...
Nobody has ever committed suicide. So committing suicide cannot be real. It's fake. Read Dianetics. Everything is in there. I don't get the take. I don't get the take on the sisters. I don't get it. You're being glib. I am. I'm pressing and I'm glib. Unpause. I'm not trying or want to tell anyone how to live their life or what they should believe or shouldn't believe in any way. As a man, as a human being, I don't believe that. I want to help in any way that I can. Even as a Scientologist, the code of Scientologists is you respect the religious beliefs of others. That's part of being a Scientologist, and that's who I am as a person. So Scientologists don't believe their way is the only way? No. We're here to help. And it's not like you've got to believe this. You must believe what I believe. I don't...
feel that or you must, as a Scientologist, believe these things or that's not it. It's actually the exact opposite of that. Does that mean that if tomorrow Katie Holmes tells him, I've really heard a message today about Christianity and I've decided this Scientology thing, it's not for me. And I'm really going to investigate this Christianity. I think it's kind of cool. Is that what that, if we take that message to mean that, is that what that means? No way. No, come on. No way? No way. Is that a Tom Cruise philosophy or is that a Scientology philosophy or is it neither? Both. Yeah, well, he claims it's a Scientology philosophy to respect the religion of others. I, you know, I think that that's like a pretty basic thing, right? Cool, yeah. I mean, I would think that most religions would say,
You know, be peaceful and don't hurt anybody or whatever. He goes into it next, though. When we come back, Tom Cruise talks about Scientology. And then she starts asking him about the video that came out on YouTube. The Scientology video on YouTube. How is he going to answer that stuff? 35253 is our text number. I got to hand it to Ofra. So far, she doesn't seem like she's softballing or doing the Billy Bush like... I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. Well, you're very welcome. I appreciate you. This is the Mikey Show. So you're the guy who pooped in my tuba. Derek, glad you could join us for KFC night. Matt, your family is so polite. We weren't always. Not before the KFC drumsticks and thighs bucket. A whole bucket of the good stuff? We used to fight over the legs and thighs. But now we all get the juicy dark meat we love. Without getting an elbow where it doesn't belong. Sorry.
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It's P1 Fox. I cannot imagine that it would be anything other than that. I cannot imagine that he would be willing to go into an interview situation not knowing what was coming up. So here she is asking him about his Scientology. Cut six. It used to be, well, because I said, look, I'm not going to talk about this. And then it was, well, he's avoiding it. And then someone asked me the question. I said, okay. And I asked the question and then it became I'm preaching. So I went and after those kind of after that happened, I went, you know what, from now when I'm dealing with my, you know, humanitarian issues, I'll talk about my humanitarian issues. And when I'm promoting a film, I'm just going to promote the film. And that's just the way it's going to be. Is there a way then that you can, you know, summarize and describe what Scientology is so that people can understand what it is?
I talk about it. I really just say, I think the best thing is for people to read about it themselves. And so you're not out to convert everybody else. You know, I've read that you and John Travolta had personal. Well, how come you think? Isn't we here somewhere? I'm just throwing this out there that you have to like purchase the books to read. Like you get a little sample of something. And then they're like, if you want to learn more, buy these books. He said that you. The guy that called us, it was used to be into Scientology. What he said was, you have to buy, you go in there and you spend dough on like these tests that they give you. And that the tests tell you about your former lives. Do you think that if he talks about it, it just sounds kind of kooky when he says it? Because like my stuff sounds kooky. If I talk about Jesus, I know that to a lot of people, well, if you don't know about it. To a lot of people, the idea of a man walking on water is a little kooky. You know, Will Smith said that. Will Smith goes, what I'm supposed to talk about? He said, I can't really go around calling other people's religions crazy because my God was born from a virgin. And it's true. You know, that's that's he's right. Died and came back to life three days later. That's right. And so to a lot of people, that's like, well, that's pretty crazy. So but.
I am willing to say it. The thing that I can't understand about Scientology is why it's this secret. What's the deal? I just want to know. And I get what Tom Cruise is saying. When you're a public figure, you can't really win when it comes in regards to big issues like religion and politics. If you don't address it, you're avoiding it. If you do address it, you're preaching. But Scientology as a whole... is secretive. You know what I mean? Even, like, representatives of Scientology won't, you know, speak on it. So, that's what's weird. And I'm telling you, like, we are curious. Like, we had people that were calling in, like, trying to ask questions and guys like, well, you can't, you know. Unpause. They tried to convert me to Scientology and I... Whoa, whoa, go back, go back, go back. Did she just say that Tom Cruise tried to convert her to Scientology or no? Or she was saying, I know. I don't like it. Convert everybody else. You know, I've read that you, both you and John Travolta, had personally tried to convert me to Scientology. And I want to say. Were you offended that I didn't? I was going to say, well, whenever they did, I must have missed that meeting. I must have missed that meeting. I know. Yeah. I know. No, that's also, you look at things. I just say, if people, someone wants to know about it, they just go.
read about it themselves. I think that's the best way to do it. Do you almost want to think that his PR told him to say that just because there was so much ruckus? I personally don't. I don't think so. Maybe, but I don't think so. He's like, you're going on Oprah. Just put it out there that you just want people to read about it so people don't think that you're pushing it on them. I don't know. I mean, maybe. What do you guys think? Well, it's definitely, every time he talks about it, it causes... controversy, and it's not the best light, you know? So maybe the higher-ups are telling them, you know, hey, just tell people to read about it, dude. Here is Oprah asking about the YouTube video that got leaked. Nobody was supposed to see this. Tom Cruise.
In a made for Scientology eyes only video about Scientology that a lot of people thought made him look what? Oh, gosh. Bonkers. Crazy. Bonkers. Yeah, fanatic. Cut seven. I don't know where it was filmed or... how it was filmed, where you're talking about Scientology, your religion, and you can tell that it's been edited and cut and cut and cut. Do you know about this video on YouTube? Oh, yeah. There's a stolen video from an event that we have every year. I was receiving an award that evening for global literacy. And it was a very private moment. Global literacy? What is that? He teaches people around the world how to read. You read the world. Okay, is that what it is, honestly? Like, he's, okay, seriously. Totally being serious. Well, yeah. Does it mean that he was like, his thing, his humanitarian deal was to promote literacy around the world? That's my understanding. Okay, okay, unpause. Word that evening for global literacy.
And it was a very private moment. I'm actually talking to my congregation. It's like you're talking to your church. Well, obviously, the tape is out there from the impression that I got is to make you look like you're some crazy person going on and on and on about the church. Say, look, he's preaching. Yeah, say he's preaching and he's proselytizing and he's up on this podium and he's trying to convert all these people and he's doing that. But then again, it's edited so much that you're saying... Well, even because it's not... set up it's totally out of context yeah i wonder what come on oprah say this okay here's your opportunity set it up what could we you know what to put it into context so that it doesn't seem you know however it was received what's the context where maybe it would make more sense i think that the part that that a lot of people thought was odd was the um There was the picture of L. Ron Hubbard and the salute. He did a salute, you know, which to people that don't know anything about Scientology, we didn't know that that's what the deal was. We didn't know there was saluting involved. To LRH. To LRH. Eddie, you saw it, right? Oh, yeah. To LRH. And then he does the salute to this gigantic, like, 50-foot oil painting of L. Ron Hubbard. And a lot of people didn't know that that was the deal.
And so that's what he was talking about there. But how does he say it's out of context when the entire video was posted? Like the whole thing. Good point, John. So, yeah, that's true, too. So what context can you like? What could you say before or after that we haven't already seen in the entire video? Well, the way I was understanding what he was trying to, like, explain, if I'm understanding it correctly, is that he was saying, you know. Those words, that was meant for my congregation. So if you're not one, if you're not a member of the congregation, of course you're not going to get it. Of course it seems crazy. You know, kind of, and in a way it reminds me of the Obama's pastor, Reverend Wright. If you're part of his congregation, this is what he does. You're used to hearing him speak this way, and so it's not crazy to you. But when it's released to the mainstream public, it's like, whoa, what is that guy saying? I remember him saying, GD. in the Reverend Wright saying GD. I've never heard that in church. Yeah, but I don't think people in his church that day stood up and stormed out or thought anything was weird or out of the ordinary. And that's the deal. I wonder, so that's a regular thing? Listen, not saying anything. I'm asking the question. I wonder, is that a regular thing? The GD in the church? That would trip me out. I would trip out on that.
I thought you weren't supposed to do that. Anyway. Okay, so Tom Cruise is asked about his relationship with Nicole Kidman. Cut 13. What's your relationship with Nicole like now? Good. Is it good? Yeah. Easy. Easy? Mm-hmm. I'd read somewhere, so this is the clearing up everything. Yeah. Okay, so I'd read that she'd been pushed out of the children's lives. That's what I read, Tom. I know. So. True? Not true? Oh, that's ridiculous. The children still maintain a relationship with her and see her? No, they share custody. How is it when, does the whole family, is there a time when everybody's together? Kate and Nicole and the family, ever like that? No, not like that. I mean, because it's just so busy. Not that it's not like that, but it just hasn't eventuated in that way. But the children get to see her regularly? Eddie, pause.
Eddie's wondering what I'm wondering. Is that a word? Is eventuated? Excuse me? Because, listen, I like it too, but that doesn't make it real. It doesn't really matter. It sounded cool. I like unicorns. I've just never seen one. Unpause. But the children get to see her regularly? We share custody whenever. Whenever. That's what it is. You share custody whenever? What is that? Well, we shared custody in 04. Whenever? Whenever. Isn't shared custody like a pretty set thing? No, ours says in the paperwork says whenever. Whenever? So whenever you want to see them? Why are you questioning? You're just trying to clear this up, Tom. You said whenever. Does that mean whenever you want or whenever?
It's with the word. It's whenever. I think it says right there when. Okay, so the question is when? Ever. Ever. That's when. It's ever. Ever. You see them ever? We see them ever. Okay? Ever. That doesn't make any sense. You asked whenever. I said whenever. Whenever. And you also said a word that I've never heard before in my life. Eventuated. Yeah, I know what that means. It means that eventually we'll, we'll, whatever, whatever. No, I don't like this. Whatever, whatever. No, this doesn't make any sense. When, what, question mark, ever. Yeah, that's not working. You see, you see? No. You see? No. You're weird. Let's definitely see that. Yeah, that's clear. P1 WordHerd is on the, uh, is on the line. WordHerd, are you there? I'm here. How's it going, guys? Good, ma'am. What's up? Hey, I just wanted to make a comment on what you said about all religions having outrageous claims. You know, those claims are all, for the most part, historically or logically testable. And, like, for example, the claims of Christianity, those claims are actually historically testable and verifiable. I don't know of any claims that Scientology makes that have any sort of...
historical or logical testability that actually passes. It's funny, no one ever brings it up. It's always the rhetoric, but never the fact. Hey man, it took us getting this dude on the line that had been involved in Scientology to kind of let us know what even goes on. Yeah. Because we didn't even know, and we were asking him what it was about, and their beliefs are like that there were space aliens that came, and they... put some stuff in some volcanoes and that the volcanoes, they put these spirits in some volcanoes in Hawaii. Am I right? Yeah, I remember something like that. And that something about the spirits came out of the volcanoes or whatever. But you don't hear that. You don't hear that unless somebody is squawking. Yeah, and I don't care. Doesn't it make you wonder how that's even attractive? Like, wouldn't you think a reasonable person would at least question, like, well, is there evidence for that? Like, you know, that sounds pretty weird. I mean.
I just want to jump into that. Here's the deal. Now, I don't know anything. I don't know enough about Scientology to be able to explain how they do it. I can tell you that in my experience with my religion, it's a question of faith because it's hard to believe it's it's. Huh? I'm a Christian, too. Yeah. So it's your church. So it may be hard to believe that. A guy died and that he came back to life three days later and then he like rose up in the air and went into heaven. It may be hard for people to believe and it's about faith. Like you have to have the faith to believe that. And it may be the same thing with Scientology that the guy may just have to have faith to believe the things that they believe in. I don't know. I don't know enough about it. I think this would be something good for you as a personal resource. You should read the book Jesus Under Fire by William Lane Craig and J.P. Moreland. It's got awesome historical evidence for the resurrection of Jesus and the historicity of the New Testament. Yeah. That is solid. Hey, bro, listen. That is cool, and I will look at it, but I want to encourage you about something. Yeah. Please don't have this conversation with a nonbeliever. Oh, yeah, well. I hope. Hang on. No. Because something tells me just with your enthusiasm. I can hear your enthusiasm.
And something tells me that you may have this conversation that you're saying to me right now, that you may do that with a nonbeliever. And I'd like to encourage everybody listening and you to not have that conversation that you just said to me, to a nonbeliever. I beg you not to. I only do it with nonbelievers that actually have the questions. I never talk, because most nonbelievers don't have the questions. I only talk to nonbelievers who actually have questions like that. And then I offer them resources and give them, the answers that I know, but, uh, and that's, that's, you know, be prepared to have an answer. I think it's just, I'm telling you, I think it's really, really easy to get into this thing where voices start to get a little bit raised and, and, and like, even I interpreted you as kind of like, Hey, I'm right though. I'm right. You're not right. Hey, I've got it right. Hang on, bro.
I interpreted a little bit of like, I'm Christian and I'm right and I can prove it. And I don't know what religion you are, but you can't prove anything and I can prove that I'm right and you're wrong. Well, that's what he said. When he called in, he said, you know, Scientology doesn't, they don't have the history to back it up. And that's immediately when I was like, ooh, come on, everyone can believe whatever they want. P1 word heard. I'm going to speak to you from the bottom of my heart. And I'm going to tell you that you. You, I don't know what your name is. Let's say your name is John. You will never argue someone into faith. Do you, please tell me you understand that. You'll never prove somebody into faith. You'll never be able to say, you know, I'm right. And I'm going to prove it to you. And then I'll make you get on my side because I'm going to tell you like what resources I have. I think that that is the, this is just my opinion. But I think that that is the absolute, because immediately you're working on, they're in defensive mode. Now they're in the mode of, oh, I know what this is. I know, I've heard, I've had this before. This is.
An argument. Yeah, Mike, I don't approach it like that. You did with me, and I'm on your side. No, I just said, hey, here's something that you might be interested in. It's a resource for you. No, no, no. Not that part, bro. Not that part. I would be interested in reading that resource. I'm being serious. I would. I'm saying the beginning of the phone call, it was a deal where it was like, hey. This guy's wrong because he doesn't have anything to back it up. And I've got something to back mine up and blah, blah, blah. We're on the same side. And I'm telling you that by saying that, you immediately put people on, oh, so you're right and I'm wrong? Is that it? And how is anybody going to, like, how does that look appealing? How does that look inviting for somebody? What I said, Michael, is I said all crazy religious claims are historically or logically testable. That's going to make you better, brother. All right, I understand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all good. It's all good. Thank you, brother. Thank you. Mikey, L. Ron Hubbard was quoted saying, if you want to make money, start a religion. And you have to pay more money for every level of advancement in Scientology. Don't know if that's true. It's a text message, 35253. What we just talked about right now is new ground for me. I don't know that I've ever had that conversation on the air. I don't know that I ever have.
But I will tell you that immediately that tone and that sort of like arms crossed, little bit of a smirk, like I got this thing figured out. Let me tell you, I'm right and I can tell you how I'm right. And if you don't believe I'm right, go ahead and go down to your local borders and blah, blah, blah. Uh-uh, uh-uh. I just, I'm so, uh, I'm so wholly against that. Because I don't believe that you get anybody that is on the other side of that that goes, wow, that really looks attractive. Wow. Wow. That looks really attractive. I think I'd like to argue like that. Wow. Eventuate is a word. Is that correct? Eventuate. Holy Toledo, Tom Cruise. You're good. To eventuate. First of all, eventuate is a verb used without object. And it means to have issue or result. To be the issue or outcome or come about. No way, Jose. No, seriously, Dr. Steve Gould. We got more for you, Turkey. I think we should play P1 Trivia. We will play P1 Trivia after this.
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Yeah. Move on. He does that. Mikey, okay, thank you very much. Our phone number is 570-1053. Our text number is 35253. Mikey, if one wants to learn about Jesus and the religion, where should one start? That's from P1 Confused. With the Bible. I would say with the Bible. The Bible will tell you all about it. It's got the story in there. You can't understand the Bible. You can understand mine. What? You wrote your own? No, no, no, I did not. Wow. No, I have a very, I read an extremely easy to understand Bible called the Living Bible. And it's very controversial Bible. Why? Because some people feel that it is not a, that the translation is too simple. I call it my bro Bible. Because I feel like it's like bro said to bro. Because it doesn't say the and thou in it. Oh, that's the one I want. And if you go to my website, if you go to MikeyShow.com, you type in keyword help. There's all these resources and I actually have a link to the one that I read because I love it so much. Hey Mikey, can we have a tailgate barbecue at the Sticker Stop P1 Steve? I don't know. I don't know any of this. I don't know. I believe they can, they just can't.
set up early. And no kerosene and gasoline wood fires allowed. They say no kerosene. I was going to have a bonfire. No Burning Man this year. No Burning Man. I don't know any of this. We were going to light Zeth on fire. Now what are we going to do? Well, if it's like last year, once after you drive through and get your sticker and get your prize, then you can drive out if you want, or there'll be an area over to the side where you can hang out and BBQ. That's right. Burn, baby, burn. Let's see. 5701053 is our number. P1 Johnny. Hey, what's up, Mikey, the man? What's up, Johnny? Well, I got to say, I think you're just as fervent as Tom Cruise and the way you just got down on that Christian brother. You know, I personally am a spiritual person. I'm not a religious man. It seemed like you're following the same fanatical religious viewpoint, like you can't approach it this way. You can't say, hey, there's many ways. roads to God. There's many pathways to spiritual enlightenment. And I think that's what Tom Cruise was saying in his interview, didn't he? Yes, he did. I was amazed at how fervent you were. You were saying, you can't tell other people. You can't go approaching it that way. That's wrong, bro. I mean, the guy believed what he believed. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry. Did it upset you, Johnny? No, I just felt that it was unusual that your
portraying Tom Cruise to be a fanatic, and then you approached him in the same manner. It was amazing. See, I don't know that I ever called Tom Cruise a fanatic. In fact, I know I didn't. I didn't call him a fanatic, and I don't know if he's a fanatic. I don't know any of this. Yeah, I don't know if he's a fanatic, but in terms of what I said, to be clear, the point that I'm trying to express is that I feel, and I try to say this a lot, And I thought I said it even in that moment. But if I didn't, I'm glad you brought this up. And I'll thank you even if I didn't. Because I want the opportunity to say, this is the way that I believe. I believe that we should never try to argue someone into faith. We shouldn't try to approach things in an argument. Because I don't think we'll ever bring anybody into faith through an argument. Absolutely.
And unfortunately, that's what happened with the Crusades, Jerusalem being controlled by the Christians, with the Muslims, and that's what's happening today, right now. We're still at war. How many people have died because of religion? How many people have been saved because of it? Well, we're talking about on this planet. No, I wasn't talking about the moon, brother. Okay, bro. But anyway, that was my viewpoint. I think you're a little bit fanatical of that point, and it surprised me. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. Johnny? Yes? I love you. Well, there's nothing more than love, right? I love you, man. All right. I love you, too. All right, dude. Look at that. We got love out of it anyway. P1's Philly's Finest is on the line. What's happening? Did I just say, like, Ramsey, P1's Philly's Finest? I think you did. I think I did. I couldn't really tell. Go ahead, P1 Philly's Finest. I'm trying to get down on P1 trivia, actually.
Oh, hello. Hello to you. Is that right? You want to play a little P1 trivia. Let's do this. Let's do this then. Here is the way that P1 trivia works. It's just like the DCC. It's just like the Dumb Chick Challenge. Basically, the way that it works is... You got to get the five points, and you can do it with one, two, or three-point questions. Ones are easy, threes are hard. All the questions are about the Mikey Show, and it's to find a big Mikey Show fan. P1E is on the other line. Are you there, E? Yeah. How are you? Pretty good. All right. Let's get some information from you guys and find out what you know. Let's talk the P1 Philly's finest first. Wow, that was hard to say.
So Philly's Finest, how old are you? I am 27. 27. How long have you been listening? About a year and a half. All right. And how about you, E? How old are you? I'm 24. And how long have you been listening? About a year and a half, two years. Look at you guys. It's an even battle. All right. We'll start with P1 Philly's Finest. By the way, Sky, sorry about the Giants. Philly's taken two out of three. Oh. They were close games. Had to go there, huh? So just chill out, man. Philly's finest? Well, they were. Who cares? Extra innings. Come on. It was a tough one. Who cares? Who cares? Philly's finest, what do you want? A one, two, or a three-point question? We'll go Sky, middle of the road. Give me two. Two-pointer. Your question is, who on the show... Is trying to buy a house right now? Who on the show is trying to buy a house right now? Rob. That is incorrect. What am I, Donald Trump over here? The answer is Eddie. Eddie, how is that going, by the way? Still in the process. Still looking. P1E.
One, two, or three-point question. Let's go with the two. You got it. Your two-point question is, what is Mikey's favorite type of movie? What is Mikey's favorite type of movie? I can't ask that. Can't ask that. I was going to say, as a kid, maybe a horror movie. That would have been true. I'm going to give you a different one. Can we say what you love, though? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well. Romantic comedy. Documentary. It's funny because I read this and I'm like, well, that's one of my favorite types of movies. But like my favorite type of movie, my favorite movie of all time isn't one of these types of movies. Right. Disney. Contradiction. So it's documentaries. But I love documentaries. It's one of my favorite types. There it is. Of movie. Yeah. All right. EP1E, your question is, what breed of dog does Ashley have? What breed of dog? What is it? Shih Tzu. That is incorrect. Looks like that. It does not. It does not. In fact, I had a dog play date Friday night with a Shih Tzu, and they look nothing alike. I totally thought it was a Shih Tzu. I've seen a picture of it in your wallet keychain, and I thought... Stop it. It's a Pog... I thought it was a Cujo.
No, it's a puggle. I thought it was an ugly. It's a puggle. It's a puggle. It's a puggle. I've seen it. It's half puggle, half ugly. Yeah, and she got two comments speaking about how cute she is, Eddie. Oh, my goodness, she's so cute. They felt sorry for you. They did not. Okay. P1, Philly's Finest. Amy Winehouse. Philly's Finest, you want a two again? Yeah. Your two-point question is... Ooh, that's a tough one. That's a tough one. I'm going to mentally make that a three-pointer. Mentally do it. Do it with your mentals. What is the restaurant that Mikey loves that serves truffle fries? That would be the Pample Moose. You got it. In your face. You got it. In his face. Well, that was P1 Philly's finest, so that would be in E's face. Oh, E. In your face. And his face all over E's face. All over it. All right, E, you can come back here, E.
Let's go with the two. Let's match it up. You want a two-pointer? Mm-hmm. What is Ashley's boyfriend's name? I call him my boyfriend. Oh, my gosh. Speaking of my boyfriend. I love him. The question about my dog and my boyfriend. He's so great. What is his name? Mark. That is correct. Nice. Not even his real name, but we call him Mark. Practically is now. It practically is. Over to you, P1 Philly's finest. The score is two to two. Let's wrap her up. You want a three-pointer? Oh, my. You got it. All right. Your three-point question is? You've got paper in your hands. That sounds like paper. Look at the paper. That sounds like paper. It does, Sean, it does. That sounds like paper. The paper's safe. That sounds like paper. All right. Oh, he's got it now. I finally got the page. Oh, good. It's a lot of pages there. Roughly. All right, your three-point question is, and I forgot, Philly's Finest, is that who's being asked? No. Yes. Philly's Finest. Yes, Mike. Your three-point question is, who on the show's mother would not let them have food products with food coloring in it when they were kids? That would be Sky. That would be correct.
Come on, everybody. All right, fine. You both get to come in. You both get to come in. Hang on the line, the both of you. All right. I love these questions. I'm looking at the questions. I want to keep playing. Awesome. I bet there's some of these questions that we here on the show would not know, but our P1s would know. I had to think a minute about that documentary question. What website does Ashley endorse that rhymes with mud? Easy. It's an easy one. Mud Zoo. That's right, Mud Zoo. Mud Zoo. Yeah, those are good. I know, I know, I know. I don't think they want to be compared to Yahoo. No, no, I mean, they're probably competitors. They are. I'm just trying to get in people's head. What's your problem, Eddie? Oh, my God.
Who loves you, I say. Mikey Show, hello. Hello. Something's wrong with my www. I'm looking at it right here. What? Buffer it. I'm trying to buffer my blog. JPEG it. Oh, yeah. Did you try the JPEG? Dude, I already put in my MP4 here. Load the space and then surf it. I'm trying to surf this. See what happens. I'm trying to surf this to my parents, you know. Why don't you do the URL then? Yeah, yeah. Download the Google. Yep. Dude, I've been trying to Google this thing now. Well, did you download it? Did you go to FaceSpace? I went to FaceSpace and I put in my web W. Yeah. I put it right there where the... Yep. Okay. It's a blast about it. Did you get the Java?
Oh. I think my Java's slow or something. I got a slow. That can't be good. I think I got a slow Java. Just flash it and you'll be fine. Oh, okay. Or use that HTLM. That's the problem. And you're good. I wasn't using my HTLM. Okay. That's going to make me crazy if I look at it anymore. Don't look at it. I guess not. I guess I'll try not to look at my screen. Look at your paper in front of you. Do you guys want to hear a video posted by Tom Hanks? On his MySpace page? Tom Hanks has a MySpace page? The only reason that I even said I'd play this is because I was like, whoa. Who knew that Tom Hanks has a MySpace page? Doesn't he have better things to do? I would think he would. I don't get that. Cut 20. Hello, I'm Tom Hanks, and I want Barack Obama to be the next president of our country.
As an official celebrity, I know my endorsement has just made your mind up for you. We now have watched for months as the candidates have pretended to eat cheesesteak sandwiches and go bowling. Each has committed gaffes, and each candidate has had to distance themselves from supporters or relatives who have gone off half-cocked still. I support Barack Obama. I read history for pleasure, and sometimes I get paid to recreate it. This November, we have a chance to witness another moment like in 1797 when George Washington transferred power to President-elect John Adams. And for the first time in recorded human history, leadership of a great nation was passed from one man to a non-relative. Without death, rebellion, or violence. Yes, make jokes again. It was a seismic shift in the political and social. If you guys would have watched the John Adams mini series, this would be fascinating. Our bad. We missed out. Eddie says that thing's real good, man. I loved it. I learned a lot. I'm sure. Iron Man made $740 trillion.
It's the first film ever to make seven out of it. About one penny from Sean. Yeah. That's right. That's horrible. He didn't go. Oh, actually, they just updated that figure, Mike. It was actually $100.8 million is the new corrected figure. It's a lot. It doesn't matter who you are. That's a lot of money. That's the 10th biggest movie opening in history and the best so far in 2008. And probably the people who did the movie Maid of Honor are rethinking the weekend they released. Like we said, Iron Man was number one, making $100.8 million. It made more than Maid of Honor? Yes. MC movie, Maid of Honor, which came out the same weekend, made $15.5 million. That's a big difference. Yeah, $100 million versus $15 million. But it sounds so good. Cut 41. Oh, no. No, no, no. Listen, listen, guys. I don't know what your other options are. You got a better chance of stopping this wedding from inside than from another continent.
And they say that you can shorten this and wear it again if you like. Oh, that music's so cute. Come on, man. If you're serious and you really want Hannah back from this guy, you're going to have to do whatever it takes. Silly things are happening. Really sets the scene. Seriously, it's like Disney music, you know? Here's Patrick Dempsey talking about how the audience really wants the characters in Maid of Honor. To be together. Cut 44. What we really talked about initially was just like, it was important that we had a connection. Yeah. And that people would... I want to watch Iron Man. I want to watch Iron Man. I want to watch Iron Man. Two people that you want to see together. Yeah. You were in Can't Buy Me Love. Yeah. I want to see Robert Downey Jr. Oh, that's a great movie. In a suit. Cut 38. Whether an ATC checks... Oh, shut up. You've got to run before you can walk. Ready? In three, two. Engage. Later. Sounds good to me. It does. It sounds great. What happened? I was blasting her and she thought I was giving her a high five, but I was blasting her. She didn't even get it. She got nailed.
Totally like burned her face up. Sean, you can't talk. You didn't see it. That's not very nice. I saw your face get burnt up. Well, but you didn't see Iron Man. It's true. And that's hurtful to the friends. So is your face. Metallica says. That is a fact. That they're going to post some new songs on their website May 12th so people can hear them. Yeah. The website is missionmetallica.com and. What? That's the website. What is that? That's where they're going to be posting all their music and doing all their stuff. What are you doing? Eddie is upsetting me. Why? Because I get People Magazine, I read it, and I bring in the new one for everyone to enjoy here on Mondays. And Eddie has defaced the 100 Most Beautiful People cover. And Kate Hudson's a beautiful girl, and she didn't deserve the things you did to her face. Eddie did stuff with his pen. Oh, that's not cool. I don't care. I mean, she's a beautiful woman. She's gorgeous. I don't care. She's a beautiful woman. That's right. That's how I roll. Yeah. So anyways, missionmetallica.com is the website where they're going to start posting their stuff May 12th. ABC canceled Anne Heche's TV show Men in Trees. That's a show? Karma. Right? For being a cheater. There goes my Friday nights. For being a cheater face. What? How long has that show been out? Since 06. What? Two seasons.
That's been a TV show two years? I didn't even know that. I didn't even know. Yeah, Sean doesn't even know it. That's saying something. Well, and the only reason I knew about that show is because of Anne Heche and her infidelity with the co-star, and then he divorces his wife, and she divorces her, and then they... Karma. Well, now you can watch Moonlight on Friday nights. It's on ABC. It's really good. Sean. Right after Ghost Whisperer. Sean, are you really watching Moonlight? Of course, dude. It's awesome. I don't know how you do it. Vampire show, man. I don't know how you fit all those shows into your schedule. Or into your TiVo. Like, don't you run out of room? All the time, yeah. All the time. Wow. Simon says that it'll come down to two contestants. Who? Who, Sky? Jason Castro. Obviously, Mike doesn't watch the show. Definitely not. No, but I know that that's Ash's girl. Archuleta and David Cook.
There you go. Sorry. I would say, if I had a guess, I'd say David Cook. That's Simon's prediction as well. Sorry. Sorry. Yep. Let me finish. Did you guys hear about this two-year-old little girl that they had to pull from a coyote? The coyote was trying to take it away. The baby. Two-year-old. So who pulled the kid out of the coyote's mouth? The kid's nanny. Holy cow. She should get a race. This was in Chino Hills, and a two-year-old girl was playing in the sandbox at a park, and the nanny all of a sudden heard the baby scream, the two-year-old, and turned around and saw a coyote with the kid in its mouth and trying to walk away with its snack. That's nuts, man. And so the nanny ran over and pulled the kid out of the coyote's mouth, and the coyote ran away. The kid had wounds to her buttocks and was taken to the hospital and also got a rabies vaccine at the same time. Oh, thank goodness. Yeah, but how freaky is that to turn around and see that? I hope she got a good kick in. Whipped that coyote. Hey, my wife said that there's this lady in her playgroup, and at their school they have this thing.
That kids like, you know, where they're running around the playground and it's got like wood chips in it. And I guess they play in there. There's a rattlesnake brood in it. Get out of here. Southern California living. Get out of here. Wow. Can you imagine? No. That's scary. Yes. I'd freak out. Oh, I freaked out hearing it. Ladies and gentlemen, it's with great pleasure that I let you know that Barack Obama won the primary in my homeland of Guam. Your homeland. Did you vote? Absentee? Yeah, mailed it in absentee. I was born in Guam, as you know. And so he won in Guam. Guam gets the vote? Yes. They're U.S. territory. Really? No way.
Guam? Well, dude, you know there's like four people probably doing it. So many people live there. Well, it was very close. There was only seven votes between Obama and Hillary. There was seven votes total? No, between the two of them. Obama got 2,264 votes and Hillary got 2,257 votes. So, yeah, and they say in Guam they can vote in the primary process, but they can't vote in the general election. I don't know. I don't know how that works. Is Sean gone? That's a new brand of clothing. I wear that. I'm wearing a Sean gone hoodie right now. Yeah. Is he gone? He's gone. Sean gone. This was scary, man. In Carlsbad, a woman got somebody ringing the doorbell, and she opened the door. The person came rushing in. Yeah. Well, it was weird because...
The whole thing is weird, you know, and basically the bottom line is the police, again, are reminding people if you're not 100 percent sure who's at your door, don't even bother opening it. But she opened the door for this guy and she thought he kind of she was new to the area. She thought maybe he was a neighbor. And so they started talking and then he kind of put his foot in the door and kind of walked right into her house. So she said at that point she offered him like lemonade or a beer or something. And then he came up and grabbed her from behind. Why would you offer him something different? I don't know, Eddie. That was my thought when they talked about him kind of forcing his way in. But I guess she believed that this guy was a neighbor that she maybe had met before. Was dying of thirst. Yeah. So when she started fighting and screaming, he ran out of the house and was later arrested by police. Hey, call. Hey, Ash, do you have Sean's number where you can call Sean? He just signed off. Call him. You got to hear the story. I didn't get to it. You guys, Sean had a crazy story to tell, like crazy. And when I say crazy, like, I mean, like, this is crazy. Yeah. Crazy to the point where you'll be like, dude, how did you not get to this earlier? I just totally, I didn't see the sheet and I just saw it right now. And I'm like, oh, we got to talk about this. Dude, crazy story. I'll let, Sean wrote it, you know, how we write what happened over our weekends. And it's maybe one of the crazier things.
seen or heard yet. So we'll try to dial that in. Sean John. Sean gone. Oh, Sean gone. Seth had car problems again. Seth. Yeah. You are the worst. I am the worst. You always have car problems. I do. It was bad this time, too. Like smoke was coming out of the hood. What was going on with that car? Hey, you can afford it. Let's see. Ashley had a dog date Friday night. No, we're not going to talk about that. Yeah, with the shih tzu. I heard about it. That's so annoying. How was your dog date? It was really fun. Where's Sean? Sean's gone. Did you call him? Yeah. Where is he? Sean's gone. Sean's gone, baby. Call him! I did! What happened? He didn't freak out, bro. How was your dog date? It was cool, dude. My friend Angela came over. Tell us about it. Oh, Mike! Huge P1, so what's up, man, if you're listening?
But she brought over her little over one-year-old Shih Tzu Hera, the dog, and then it was Sammy, my puggle, and they played, and we hung out and caught up, and it was just a really good time, you know? That really happens. It's normally what I do on Friday nights. I'll normally have, like, my friend Margie come over with her little terrier, Robert. What's the matter? I hate this. A.K.A. Roberto, because I swear he's, like, a Spanish dog. envision the dogs talking when they're playing. I envision them communicating. I envision Robert with a thick Spanish accent. For some reason, I have this vision. Do you have any questions about it? I call him Roberto. What does Sammy sound like? Sammy's just like a normal girl voice. What are some of the other voices? That's the only dog that I actually think has Ethnicity. Got it. An accent. Sammy's white. Stop talking. Dog language. Marvin Harrison may have been involved in a shooting. Marvin Harrison? The poster child for doing everything right with your NFL career. Good guy. He's a baby face. That's true. He's not a heel. Well.
I don't know anymore. He's a face. He apparently got into fisticuffs. What? What? At a Philadelphia bar, and then there was a shooting, and police questioned Marvin Harrison about the shooting. Now, he hasn't been charged or arrested or anything like that, but he is definitely involved somehow. Mm-mm-mm. Who's Nick Cannon? Guys, it takes me five times to get somebody in pop culture. He had his own show on MTV. I had to hear the name Miley Cyrus five times. Drumline, your favorite movie, Drumline? Oh, yeah, that's that wonderful movie about the drum and bugle corps. That's it, man. Oh, I just love that darling film. You can't get enough. He's all over the place, Nick Cannon. Yeah, Mike. Is he a white kid or a black kid? Come on. Get it together, man. Mike, we said drumline. Get with the times, bro. Crazy. Now, he's like 16 years old, right? He's a 17-year-old? Yes. How old is he? A little older than that now. I don't know. All I know is he's 12 years younger than Mariah Carey. And are they married or not?
Mariah's 39, so that makes him 27. Get here. Let me give you my abacus. Are they married or not? Well, tell me, are they married? They're not commenting, but the store that he bought a $2.5 million ring at is commenting that it was for Mariah. A marriage license was obtained in the Bahamas by Mariah Carey, and a bishop over there in the Bahamas says that he, yes, presided over a wedding for the two of them on Wednesday. So really? Yes, they are. So yes, they are. Wow. P1 Eric says that Nick Cannon is from San Diego. Is that right, P1 Eric? Yes. That's correct, Mikey. Where is he from in San Diego? Spring Valley. Really? Yeah, I went to high school with him. Is that right? Yeah, actually. Who is he? I was a couple years older than him, but coming up in high school, he was always talking about how he was going to be famous and he was going to do this and do that. So he's kind of like a homegrown boy, did something good. Nice. Married Mariah. Did you see Drumline?
Yeah, yeah. That's a darling film. It's a darling film. Mike, stop using the word darling. Thank you very much. I'm bringing it back, dude. So this was not good at the Kentucky Derby. It was not good. Eight bells was the runner-up. Broke both ankles. Had to be euthanized. How did it happen? Second place. What happened? What happened, Eddie? I don't know. I don't know any of this. I thought you were a veterinarian. I am not a vet. I thought you were a proctologist. On occasion. Did he? Wait. Okay, goodbye. You set him up, Mike. What did you expect? I forgot what they are. You're nuts. Oh, yeah. So it was kind of took away from the winner a little bit, you know, being that it had to be euthanized on the track. That is awful. I don't like that, Eddie. Yeah, you know. It's a dangerous sport. What? You miss Barbara? No, Eddie. See? So sad. Why'd you bring that up? Check this out. Same thing. Pam Anderson had an estate sale open to the public this weekend. Like, what does she sell? Yeah, what does she sell? Stripper clothes? Seriously. Like, what would she have to sell there? Let's see.
There's a list of the things that she was selling. A pint of old Harper. Let's see. The ad said 5,000 square feet of beautiful vintage country French furniture. Oh, gross. A six-passenger Chrysler electric car, antique toys, designer clothing, jeans, shoes, jewelry, athletic equipment, a new jacuzzi tub, bathroom fixtures, and chandeliers. Yeah, so good stuff. I wouldn't want any of it. Yeah, and I assumed that it was for charity or something, and the story I initially read didn't say any of that, so I went to check it. I would assume that it would be for charity. Well, because why would a rich person not just donate that stuff? You know what I mean? Why are they holding a garage sale? Yeah, do they need extra money to buy something? Right. Go to vacation? So I thought, you know, because lots of times they'll donate their clothes to charity and they'll auction it off or whatever. Yeah, no charity involved. Those are big ticket items, man. No charity involved at all. That's weird. Yeah. P1-570-1053. We're all done. And at the beginning and end of every show, we do open phones so you can call about anything you want to.
It's an open forum. Call about anything. P1 Chris. Mikey. Yeah. Hey, what's up? Are you still watching Man vs. Wild with Bear Grylls? Oh, dude, I heard there was a new one. Eddie, what? You didn't TVO it? Oh, I did. Did you see it? No, no, no, no. Don't. No, tell me. I want to know. Dude. I haven't seen it. Maybe the grossest thing I've ever seen him do. What was the episode? Where did he go? Detroit. Shoot. Where was it? Eddie, was it Zambia? Zambia, yeah. Okay, then, Mikey, if you haven't seen it, I won't blow it. Dude. He eats something gross. Oh, my God. I know exactly what you're talking about, dude. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Tell me. I want to know. I want to know. He's staying on Holiday Inn Express. Oh, it's so funny, Rob. Whatever. Dude, it was the grossest thing I've ever seen him do. What did he do? It better have TiVo'd, man, because I know our TiVo's getting full. What did he do? What did he do? What did he do? It's not. It won't break. What did he do? It's not. What did he do? Dude, he has a grub, a giant mealworm, like that big. Yeah. Huge. Biggest one I've ever seen. How thick? Cigar? Yeah. I mean, it was big. Was it alive? Yeah. Pops it in his mouth. And bites down. Whole thing? Whole thing. Bites down. And guts and pus are flying out of his mouth. And it's all over his chin. You never say that again. And just dripping.
blood and guts and pus. And then he described it as if your friends were to get together and got a sock and blew their nose in it, which he called boogies, and then you took a bite into it. Man, he's got good comedy. Been there, done that. Boogies! Dude, it was so gross. Oh, it's on YouTube. It was the grossest thing I've ever seen. Oh, you gotta go see it. Prepare to freak out. Prepare to freak out. They're good protein. They're good protein. Oh, there goes another one. He put another one in his mouth. Oh, he looks like he's going to throw up. He's like struggling. He's struggling. He's clenching his fists. Oh, he's pulling open bark and he's getting another. Oh, this is the big one. Oh, that's so gross. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. That's a cigar. Don't stick that in your mouth. Wait until you see this. Don't do that. Please, Bear, don't. I'll be your friend. You're going to freak. Don't put that in your mouth. It's wiggling. Come here, guy. No, I will not know. No, don't. There it goes in his mouth. He's biting. He's biting. He's biting. Oh! I told you. I told you. No way. It explodes. Dude. Dude. Where are you watching that from? He undersold it. Eddie. I said it was the most thing I've ever seen. Dude. Eddie.
I was not expecting it to be that horrific. Why didn't you warn him, Eddie? I told you. It'll affect you for a while. It's going to take a while. I need to see a counselor. It's going to take a while. I need to see a counselor. Sky? Sky? You have to, Sky. No, no, no. It's something that... Dude, how dare anybody disrespect Bear Gross? That guy... This is the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. Rob, have you seen it? Nuh-uh. Where can you walk? I literally just got nauseous. Animatronics. I really did. It's about... Oh, dude. Sky, please look at it. Dude, you have to. Come on. You have to. Sky, you've never seen anything like it. You've never seen anything like it in your life. No, it'll make me sick. It'll ruin my day. No, it will. But it's worth it. It is worth it. It is worth it. How did he do that? There it is. Oh, it's up on my screen. Fast forward it, Rob. It's up on my screen. It's about a minute five in. Sky, please come look. No, I don't want to. Those baby ones you've seen is like nothing. Dude, I've never seen anything like that. Do you want to see Ash? Yeah, I'm just seeing. Come in. Have it appear. Oh, okay. Oh, look at that thing. That thing's. It's bigger than. Dude, I'm trying to imagine like how big that. It's bigger than your finger. Oh, yeah. It's like two thumbs. I'm trying to bite him. It's just wriggling in his hand. Look at this thing.
Rob, get ready, Rob. There goes his mouth. He's biting, he's biting, he's biting. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Did he just pop his head filled with mustard? Oh. Oh. At least ranch or something. Dude, no way, Jose. No way, Jose. That's not cool. That's beyond anything I've ever seen. I've never seen anything like it. You can watch it on YouTube. Sky. No. She won't do it. I wish we could get her too. It would be so awesome. I know. I want to hear her react to it. Bear looks like in pain, like physical pain in his face. I almost threw up. Can we go home now? 570-1053 is our phone number. This is a solid episode. Unbelievable. Solid episode. Mikey Show, hello.
It's Mikey. It's Mikey here. Over and out. Oh, Mikey. All right. Hey, Mikey. I've been listening to this problem about the gas prices and, you know, everybody's whining and talking about it. Uh-huh. Yes, yes, yes. Okay, I've got a simple cure for it. Before I tell you, though, my politics, I think Bill O'Reilly's the biggest liberal in the world, so you'll be surprised what my suggestion is. All right. Pick a day. Any day, like, say, two weeks from now, a Monday or Tuesday. And on the way to work, if everyone would just shut their car off on the freeway, get out and lock it and walk away, I guarantee you the price of gas would drop by $2 overnight. And where do we go when we walk away? You just go home. We go home. Okay, but how do we get home where our car is on the freeway? There aren't enough tow trucks in the world to tow that many cars. There aren't enough police to tow the cars away. Okay, but where do we go when we get out? I'm on to this. I like it. Let's do it. Now, where do we go? We put an ad in the paper or full page. No, no, no, but where do we go when we get out of our car and walk away? Where do we go? You go home. Okay, but how do we get home?
You can take a bus. Wait a minute. Take a bus. No, no, no. I'm going to rationalize with you. Oh, no. We're going to figure this out together because we're talking about thousands of people getting out of their cars. Oh, my God. No, hundreds of thousands. Hundreds of thousands. So hundreds of thousands of people. I say millions of thousands. Yes, millions of thousands. Hundreds upon millions of thousands. Oh, gosh. than doing nothing except whining about it. I'd rather whine. Sir, I have to be honest with you. I believe that whining about it is much more realistic than your offer. Okay, what happens in France to the truck drivers when they don't like it? They are shot dead, I believe. Yes, they are executed. I don't know. He's asking. I'm trying to give answers here. They are forced... To smell their own gas is what I heard. Wow. Say what? I'm just trying to give an answer. I don't know any of this. Well, they shut down France and then they give it they want. How many times have the truck drivers in France done that? Numerous times. A lot. A lot. 16. Thank you for the call. Great suggestion. Yes. Remember, everybody, Thursday. Thursday. See you there. See you on the 15. Yes.
Eddie, do not... Skye, you have to watch it. Please, Skye. Please, you know we're not... Skye, in the office, you know this won't stop. Can we give her an out for something else, maybe? Eddie, let's give her five. Can we take donations to get her to watch it? Next time we tell you that you have to eat something, we'll give you a pass. We'll say don't. You won't have to try this. Well, no, because I would have said no anyway. Yeah, but we won't badger you. We won't badger you. If you watch this video. I don't want to. It's going to make me vomit. Like, I'm not just hearing you guys talk about it. Please. Please. No. I don't want to throw up right now. It's the worst thing I've ever seen. It's life changing. You're five years old. You have to. Stop it. Please. Can't we wrap up this show? Be part of our group. No, I hate your group. It'll change your life. No, it will not. We're the worst. We're the worst. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, it's T1 John calling about gas prices. Go ahead. Last quarter, Shell Gas Station made 25% higher profit than they did any other quarter. They made $25 billion. Now, I own my own company, so I'm constantly driving around. This morning, I filled up my gas and it cost me $95. That's horrible. That's an awful amount to pay.
I know, it was ridiculous. I'm very... Sorry. Yeah, Joe made $25 billion. Come on, already. Gas is expensive. Yes. Eat Chinese food. What? I agree. Thank you. Stop it. Chew, chew, chew. Mikey Shell, last call. Bring us home. Thank you. Last call. Yes, go ahead, please. See you on Kyle. Hi, Kyle. Hi, I had a suggestion about the gas prices. Mm-hmm. I've heard Exxon and Mobil are the biggest gas companies, and if we started to not buy gas from them as much. No, you're wrong. Plainview owns the gas. Yes, Plainview owns it all. That's a movie, you guys. Daniel Plainview owns all of the gas. That is Sonny's W, I heard. Yes, and my son, HW. I didn't know that. Over and out. Lovely and talented Missy is coming up next.
Meeting, guys, meeting. Oh, wow. Lovely and talented Missy is up next. And today she's got double shots on the nooner. We'll see you tomorrow morning at 5. He's messing with me. Tomorrow morning at 5.30, the Mikey Show's out. Love your mouth.