The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 05/07/08

2:11Welcome to the show. It is 6-0-6. 96 people were arrested in an undercover drug sting. 75 of those arrests were San Diego State students. Hodges are on a real bad skid. They lose again to Atlanta 5-3. Chipper Jones hits his 10th home run of the year. That shouldn't make people think that all the students in San Diego State are drug dealers, just 75% of them. Welcome to the program. Every booba. Every booba. I call my son Bubba. I don't know if he is going to think his name is Bubba. Because I rarely call him Jake. Every once in a while I call him Jacob. But most of the time it's Bubba. Bub. Bub. I hope he didn't think that is the deal. Eddie, I'm sure you will have a nickname for your kids, man. You. Oh, yeah. Yeah. My dog growing up had about seven different names. So I can't even imagine what my kid's going to be. I know it.

3:22Welcome to the program. 570-1053 is the phone number. You can call us at the beginning and end of every show. I was thinking about this just today. How when you don't have kids, there are certain things that are really, really horrible to you. Disgusting. When you have kids, not only are they not disgusting to you, they're like, it's like lint. You know, things that were disgusting become like lint. Oh, you know, you see something. This morning on our beautiful tile bathroom, there's a little tiny, and when I say tiny, I mean like picture a thumbtack, okay, about the size of a thumbtack. Looked like a little dried thumbtack size little turd. And I said, I think that's in my mind. I went, oh, I think I know what that is. Went and grabbed a piece of toilet paper and picked it up. And now, here's the funny thing. Parents will understand this. You don't know where it came from. You don't know how it happened. And I was in my walk-in closet, and it occurred to me about five minutes later, I went, oh, I know what I just did. That was really strange and unusual, what I just did. Really strange and unusual. No idea where that came from, how it would have happened. But as a parent, little weird things like that happen, and they're not weird to you. They're like, oh, it's Lent.

4:49And you think it was Jake and not like the cat? Oh, I know it was. I think. I mean, I didn't test it. You really didn't? You should have. Yeah. Sent it to the lab. But, you know, yeah. Being a parent is a real strange, strange thing. I am a parent. My name is Mikey. I'm 37 years of age. I have a shaved head. It's all cleanly shaved today. And I use the Mach 3 Fusion, the orange one, the ones that they don't sell the razors or the blades out in the aisle because people will steal them. Yes. So they got to put the little card there that says, ask your cashier. And then she goes into the vault and does the combination to get in the vault.

5:42And then she gets them. Well, if they didn't cost, you know, $300 per package. For real. You know, we wouldn't have to steal them. For real. That's a good point. Is it our razor blades like gasoline? Yes. They know we need them? Yes. Very much so. Can't do anything about it, right? How much do you think that they cost? Dude. A nickel? I bet you. I bet. I bet. I bet the cost to make those things is between a nickel and a dime. It's got to be a nickel. Dude. Absolutely. And they, you know, it's like seriously 10 bucks. For a four-pack. Costco's got to be all right with that, right? I mean, as far as a little bit of a break? Well, a little bit of a break. But not much? Why do we do the Costco? We all have a Costco. Everybody in the United States, it's the law. Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you guys this. So a friend of mine is in treatment for stuff, you know? And his mom is coming into town at some point. Don't know when, but at some point. And she left me a message. And she said that that day she was very busy and that she lives in another part of the country. She lives in Florida. And so she knows that there's a lot of differences between California and Florida. And so she was letting me know on the voicemail message that she left me that

7:13She was at a store out there called Costco. And I almost called back and said, what is, tell me more about this. What is this Costco that you speak of? What is it? What sorts of things do they do there? So anyway, Eddie is our producer and our sports guy. He's 35 years of age, has brown hair. Yeah. That's right. And Eddie, are you a Costco shopper? No. Not as much as I'd like to be. Because I live in a condo, I don't have a lot of storage space, you know? But as soon as we get our house, I'm going to Costco and buying the store. Like, I would love that. Like, the giant thing of toilet paper and, like, paper towels and, you know, like, 800 things of corn. Like, I don't care. I don't care. I'll do it. I'll just do it. I don't care. Just do it. I don't even eat that corn that much. Just go for it. But I need it. I have to have it. Right.

8:13You guys notice the food they sell at Costco tastes real good? I'm talking like their dips and stuff like that. It tastes good. They have people that are exclusively bakers in their bakery and cooks in their... It's unbelievable. Tastes good. And the hot dogs and the pizza that they sell out front. My dad goes there for lunch. He's not going to Costco to shop. He's going for lunch. Tastes good. That's weird. And great prices, too. Yeah. Sky, are you a Costco gal? No. You're not? Oh, man. Dude, I'm so shocked. Yeah, with the program. Like, if we're going to have a party, my parents have a Costco card, so if we're going to have, like, a party or something, then we'll go with them. You have to have a philosophy. Because you're, like, the most frugal lady on the planet. So there's a philosophy. It's like your store. Yeah. Well, you know, I used to love them for, like, TP and paper towels, but now we buy the recycled stuff. And last I checked, they don't sell recycled toilet paper and paper towels.

9:16recycled toilet paper. Really? Yeah. And they don't have it at the... Not the last time I checked. So is this stuff like paper thin and made of sandpaper? No, it's exactly like the regular stuff. It's just better for the planet. Guys, there's no way. It's a little bit thinner. You guys, there's no way the recycled stuff could be nice and soft and cushy for your bottom. It's no double Charmin. It's not like double Charmin. the softest thing in the planet. So when you say it's just like the regular stuff, you mean like the regular stuff is Chevron, right? I mean, it's just like that. And because it's thin, you have to use more of it, so you're actually using the same amount of toilet paper that you would use. And then double ply. So yeah, and then when it comes to the food with Costco, you know, the boo and I can't go through food that fast, so half of it ends up going bad, and then I feel horrible because we're wasting it. Well, you get the can and the frozen stuff. You don't have to get all fresh stuff. Our freezer's not that big. So even your paper towels and stuff is recycled? Yeah. Wow. That's cool. Hey, listen, you're doing it. You're doing the deal. Skye's our news girl, by the way. She's 30 years of age. Sean is our sound effects guy. And, Shawnee, if you could, could you let us see you a little bit more today? I'm over it. I'm just giving him a taste of his own medicine. Oh, nice, Skye. I wondered why Skye was doing that. I've had enough, Mike.

10:40Wow. You're showing him. Listen, I saw Skye move her camera up, and now all I can see is Skye's eyes. Mm-hmm. And I thought, I wonder why she's moving that camera up. Now I know she's punishing Sean. I don't blame her. Thank you. Sean is giving us the chin-up view on the camera. That's it. That's all we see is the chin-up. Yeah. What shirt is he wearing today? We don't know. Yeah. Right? Sean, can you give us that camera? Can you move that camera for us? Definitely. Thank you. That's Sean. He just moved the camera and he moved it to the wall. He moved it so we can't even freaking see him now. Sean, you know better than that. Eddie's in on the protest. Oh, wait. Where did Eddie go? I can only see the top of Eddie's head. Eddie's showing his hairline and that's it. Pick that sucker. You can't see me now, you turkey. Awesome. Sean, for those of you that don't know, is our sound effects guy, and he is in the San Francisco Bay Area. So the way that we communicate with him and see him every day is on a video camera. That's awesome. We have a live feed. Okay, Shawnee. Oh, man. Shawnee. Now he's turning it upside down. Shawnee. He's turning it sideways. Oh, for crying. For crying out loud. It's making me nauseous. There we go.

12:06Oh, you're ridiculous. He's put himself in the lower left-hand corner now. Diagonally. Yeah, diagonally. I like that shot, actually. It's really throwing me. It's my homage to the old Batman TV show. Yeah. I feel like I'm lying on the ground. That's right. Let's see. Ashley is our assistant producer, and she is 24 years of age. Sean, you want to adjust that camera for me, please, so I can see you? Keep your pants on. Look at how begrudgingly he moves that camera. We're all good. Ashley looks smart again today. She's got a smart outfit on today. Looks like she would work in an office building. That's what I'm going for. You're smart. That's right. Business classy. I like it. Business classy. Thank you. She's 24. And she's got a new boyfriend. His name is Mark. And he... Oh, my God. I didn't beg in Italian. That's right.

13:15Would you guys like to know what she cooked him for dinner last night? No. No. Deliciousness. Deliciousness. It's too early. If you're driving right now, I hope you've got the Hans device on. Oh. Strap that. Don't do it. Strap that seatbelt a little tighter on the interstate. Bro. I am getting so good. Oh, no. Salmon and a feta and sun-dried tomato salad. So the salmon was in the salad? Oh, I don't know. Oh, no, no, no. That, that, now listen, that on its own, I know, a lot of people may be thinking to themselves, oh, what's wrong with salmon and a little feta and sun-dried tomato salad? What's wrong with that? Well, not for me, but I mean, I see it on menus at restaurants all the time. I just wanted, did Ashley stick it in one of those steamer bags and put it in the microwave? That's what I want to know. May I finish, please? I beg you to. With the salmon, my mom told me a real easy way to do it, so I got a nice piece of fresh salmon from Henry's, put a little butter,

14:17Little lemon wedge, squirt, squirt. Put it on the engine in my car and drove 20 miles. And left it in the sun to rot overnight. Yeah. And you put a little, you know, you paint a little olive oil on each side and you ground salt and pepper, you know, to taste. And you put it on a piece of aluminum foil. It tastes gross. So that's the taste. You don't like salmon? Oh, it's disgusting. It tastes like fish. Yeah. Well, it is fish, bro. Some fish don't taste like fish, though. Anyways. Put it in the oven. You bake it at 350 for like 20 minutes. It was so delicious. Like the best salmon I've ever had. And your boyfriend, Mark, likes salmon too? Oh, yeah. We love everything, like healthy and everything. And then the salad was mixed greens, and I put some reduced fat. tomato basil feta cheese, some sun-dried tomatoes cut up, some regular Roma tomatoes cut up, some salt and pepper, some balsamic vinaigrette, and some fresh avocado, some olives cut up, some black olives, some organic black beans put in there. And then I took some pesto sun-dried.

15:26tomato pita chips and crumbled those up instead of croutons. It's healthier. Oh, man. And put the pita chips in there. And then I threw up in it. Yeah. Well, you toss it all up and it's so good and so healthy. The whole artichokes, you know, uncooked. This is delicious. I'm getting really good. And an Eggo waffle. Yes. It was so good. Sounds like the mess hall at Guantanamo. And they won't even eat it. Exactly. Oh, wow. Well. Congratulations, Ash. It was so good. Oh, my gosh. Boston Rob is 25. He is our phone screener, our singer-songwriter. Guys, engaged to be married. And his fiance is really pretty and looks like Ashley Judd, the actress. That's crazy. She's way hotter than that, bro. She's gorgeous. He's got to take some kind of offense to a really nice compliment, right? It's the nicest compliment. It's the nicest compliment. Do you know how many women what they would give to have someone say they look like Ashley Judd? You mean a beautiful movie star? Yes. And a movie star who is regularly on a list of people's like, wow, she's really beautiful. Like classic beauty. Timeless.

16:48Not Rob. He's offended. How dare you? Comes in here with a glove and slaps me on each side of the face. How dare you? Roosevelt. Zethian. Oates. The third. Esquire. Junior. Rosie. Rosie's 23 years old. He is our... He is like our... Yes. He sits behind me to the right in the corner in a high school desk. Appropriate. Wow. That was by my design. He's a grown man. He's a grown man, and I wanted him to sit in a high school desk. Wow. That's humiliating. I didn't want it to be humiliating. I didn't want it to be humiliating. I didn't want it to be that. It's like a bonus. What did you want it to be? I wanted it to add a lively spirit.

17:51What? I think you did a great job. I don't. Nailed it on the head. I wanted it to add good humor. Oh, it did. It did. Not to me, Mike. I can't even fit my legs under this thing. I wouldn't have it any other way, Mike. You know what, though? You got a place to keep your ruler. He always sits side saddle. Yeah. Got a place to keep his ruler and his pencil and his number two pencil, protractor, and his peachy folder. Nice. I'm just going to read to you what Zeth wrote to me and see what you make of it. He says that he came home after work and there was a bunny in a box sitting on the counter. And he says, and I quote, I never got the story with it and I'm still kind of curious. Next sentence. Bed at around 11, Mike. Yes, Eddie. I agree with Eddie. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Oh, there's a bunny on my counter. Good night. Pretty much. Well, who do you live with, Seth? My mom. And you came home. Is there a fatal attraction going on? Yeah, exactly. Is Glenn close? Sleeping in your bed? So you got home, and there's a bunny in a box. Yeah. And you looked in the box. Look at that, it's a bunny. Yeah, and then he jumped out. I didn't know what to do.

19:31The bunny jumped out of the box when you came home? Yeah. And then I, what, started hopping around the counter? Yeah. So? And what did you do? Yeah. I put him back in the box and closed the lid. Oh, my gosh. What a strange happening. Yeah. What a strange happening. Like, I don't know. I can just assume that, you know, my mom saw him somewhere, picked him up, and, you know, wants to, you know, make sure he doesn't die or something like that. He's probably injured. So this is a wild? Rabbit? Yeah, it's a feral bunny. No, it isn't. No, it's not. No, it's not. Yeah, by looking at the thing, there's no way she picked it up at a pet shop. And it didn't bite you when you picked it up? No. Oh, my goodness. You didn't ask your mom where she got it? She was asleep. No, of course, yeah. What? Sure. I wanted to wake her up on that one. Hey, Mom, wake up. Or just throw the rabbit on her. That's a strange story. 570-1053. Give us a call right now. Beginning and end of every show, we do open phones. You can call about anything you want. It's up to you. Anything you want. Just call us, and you can ask questions. You can make comments. You can whatever you want to talk about. P1 Sanjaya is on the line. Hello, Sanjaya. Hey, what's up, man? What's going on? Hey, I just wanted to tell you about those Mach 3 razor blades that you use. You usually can find them.

20:57for, like, about half the price down at, like, Kobe Swap Meek. Yeah, but they've been used. Ew. Ew. No, I don't think so. Really? They got them... Yeah, they're still sealed and everything. Yeah, they, like, stole a box of them off a truck, and then they sell them at the Swap Meek. Oh, I wonder if I'd feel comfortable doing that. You get such a good deal, though. I don't know. I think I feel guilty. Mike is, like, half the price. Yeah, guilt. I got that same deal from Rob's trunk. That's weird. That's weird. Come up to Klan Channel today at 11. Yeah, and like four cartons of Marlboro 100s. It's really weird. Really strange. Because I'm a good customer. That's right. Free lighter. That's right. Everybody gets a free lighter and a carton of Marlboro 100s with their purchase of a Mach 3 razor. Virginia Slims for the ladies. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, you got a girlfriend? Hang on a second. I got some Virginia Slims back here. There you go. Oh, no. Tell your friends. Mikey Show. Yeah, hi, this is Tim. I wanted to tell you about the song that stuck in my head. Okay, this guy is on a 24-hour delay. Go ahead, please. Well, it's because of yesterday. It's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, afraid of 7, 7, 8, 9. That is right. 1, 2, 3, and 4, we'll make 7. 6 is afraid of 7. 7, 8, 9.

22:19That's a new song by the Bare Naked Ladies, and I'm not kidding. Yeah, yeah. Who is, like, jamming to that? Four-year-olds. And they're learning. Yeah, people in diapers. Yep, yeah. That's true, I guess. The audience. It's a jam. Yeah. People that eat with their hands. You know, like, everything. People that eat soup with their hands, that's... One, two, three, four. What are you talking about? I don't like that song. There it is. Wow. New Bare Naked Ladies. Gorgeous. Really beautiful and moving. P1 paparazzi is on the line, ladies and gentlemen. Sorry, Eddie. What's going on, paparazzi? I want to ask our SDSU alumni if she had any comments on the recent issues at SDSU. Statement, Ashley, please. Statement from Ashley. Oh, my gosh, yeah. That was crazy. My friend is actually in a sorority, and she was, like, telling me.

23:16that it's pretty nuts. But, you know, I think that this is something that could happen at any college. I wish this was a transcript, by the way. I wish that her statement that she's saying right now, where we could read it in transcript form and submit it to the media when it was done. That the quote was pretty nuts? Yes. What makes you think you can't do that? I'm going to. I'm going to. Ash, continue. I was just going to say that I think that it's great that they did that, but I think it's something that they would... If they did an in-depth investigation on pretty much any college, I'm sure that this would happen. Because I don't think that it's just an SDSU thing or a frat and sorority thing that people do drugs in college. I beg to differ. I think it's only an SDSU thing. I see. And only in the sororities. And only in that sorority. Now, here's what I would like to do. And I'm completely serious about this. I would like Rob, during the break, to take that one minute of audio. from Ashley's beginning of her statement to the end of her statement, and I would like for it to be transcribed so that I can read it when we come back from break. And throughout the morning, whenever we're dealing with this San Diego State University story, it's national news, by the way. Oh, yeah. It's huge. It's national news. But luckily, The Mikey Show has a written statement. Nice. Well, we have a statement.

24:36Transcriptive statement from a SDSU alumni. We're very fortunate that we have one on the show. It's an exclusive. That's right. Now, here is SDSU President Stephen Weber talking about these students. Cut 47. If proven guilty, these individuals have preyed on students and have ruined hundreds of lives. This is Ralph Partridge. Come on, son. It's a song they've been singing. Come on, get happy. FBI spokesperson, Ralph Partridge. He was the tambourinist? No, he was the older gentleman, I believe, who was the manager. Sam? The butcher? No. Yes, I remember that guy. Wasn't he the boyfriend of the mom? Or he liked her? We're trying to start rumors, dude. You know, it's professional. Cut 48.

25:34We're going to close out our inventory. Buy the cocaine at discounted prices. We'll be gone for the weekend. When they came back into town, they sent group text messages saying, we're back in business. There was a text message that they found. that these kids were sending out. Yeah. They're saying that a lot of the communication that went on through this drug ring ring was all through text message. And they would actually, some of the drug dealers would send out text blasts to everybody saying like, Hey, I'm out of stock. I'll be out of town, but I'll be back this day. And when I'm back, we're going to have a big sale and grams will be this much. And they actually would say like cocaine. Dumb. Well, I'm no drug salesman. Listen. Listen. What do you want, man? Stop it, Eddie. No. Are you saying that if they went to UCSD, they would have said, you know, like, hey. Hey, we're not hearing anything about that, dude. Selling more tamales. Selling more tamales. Exactly. Right. Yeah. Let's see. Let's hear the SDSU students react. Cut 49. They got caught up in the wrong activities at the wrong time. Their families are hurting, and I'm sure they're hurting with the decisions they made, and they're regretting it right now.

26:45I was shocked when I heard about it, especially the fraternities that they were focusing on. I think that's something that needed to be done. When you have two students die from drug overdose, it's obviously a problem. So this was fraternity kids? Yeah, well, basically what happened is a year ago, this student, this SDSU student, she was found dead of a drug overdose in her bedroom. And so San Diego police started investigating and found out, hey, we got a lot of activity going on here. They brought the DEA in. And then the DEA got involved, and then it became this whole undercover investigation called Operation Sudden Fall. So this investigation was going on for a year. Basically, so far, they have 96 arrests. 75 of those are San Diego State University students. Six fraternities are currently placed on suspension because their members were involved in this drug ring. They say that... Even in some of these fraternity houses, the whole house was aware of what was going on and that there was a seller and there's a hierarchy of who's the sellers and buyers and everything like that. So, yeah, 75 of them were San Diego State students. And, you know, they give a couple of their stories. Like one of the students was a month away from getting his master's in Homeland Security and worked as a community service officer on campus.

28:05Idiot. Yeah. Another one was a criminal justice student was found in possession of 500 grams of coke and two guns, $9,000 worth of cash. Wow. Yeah, so everything, of course, we have the 96 arrests, but also seized were four pounds of coke, 50 pounds of marijuana, 48 marijuana plants, 350 ecstasy pills, mushrooms, 30 vials of hash, meth, prescription drugs, one shotgun, three semi-automatic pistols, three brass knuckles, and 60 grand in cash. Oh, my. Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay. Let me tell you something. I am so lucky. that I found God in my life because that would have been me. I can almost guarantee you it would have been me. You know why? Because I wanted to be liked so bad, especially like right out of high school. Back when you were in college? Dude, if I had gone to college for real, and if I had gotten into a fraternity, I wouldn't have wanted to maybe, but I was so wanting to be liked by people, I don't think I would have had the strength to say to my fraternity brothers,

29:12Dude, I don't know. I would have been texting. I would have been doing whatever just to be a part of something and like have these guys approval. I probably would have done that. And there's probably a lot of guys listening right now that you're like, yeah, me too. You know, I want people to like me too. And man, that's these poor kids now, man. Look what's happening to take this sort of proactive action. Over the past five months, there have been 96 arrests, 70 of them SDSU students. Officers arrested many of the suspects on or around campus early yesterday morning. The DEA also confiscated more than $100,000 worth of drugs, including marijuana, cocaine, meth, and ecstasy, more than $60,000 in cash and several handguns. The district attorney's office says a main on-campus cocaine dealer is Theta Chi fraternity member Kenneth Chiaccio. He's accused of setting up buys using text messages. Two people, neither of them students, went before a judge yesterday. Patrick Hawley accused of selling cocaine to undercover agents. Strange that Mari Payton is doing this report from the coaster. And perhaps the highest level arrest, Omar Kessinada. Agents say he is a gang member from Pomona. Both men pleaded not guilty to drug charges. This is a national story, man. You just waking up, this thing at SDSU is...

30:38Ginormous. I have a question. Yeah. Do you think that this is going to make other colleges start doing this? Like, do you think this is going to become a pattern maybe? Will it give them an idea? Right. Like, other colleges are like, hmm, maybe we should do this too. We'll do it smarter? Right. Do like an under... No, you're talking about doing a bust. Yeah. Do you think other colleges... Because this was SDSU's idea to do this drug, this whole drug investigation bust. Like, SDSU sparked it. Oh, I see. Do I think that other schools will now go, hey, we should pull a sting, too? Right. Sure. Carry on. There'll be peace. Lay your ear in. Don't you cry. You've been warned, Grossmont. Our text number is 35253. Love to hear from you, man. Text us. And our phone number is 5701053. P1 Sticker Strike is only three days away. Oh, my God. Qualcomm Stadium, all of us and you getting a brand new Mikey Show P1 Army sticker. Two days from now, Boston, Rob, and Ashley will be riding a tandem bike. I think we should, like, send them somewhere, like to Starbucks or something. Yeah, we're going to ride around the block. Yeah. Sean TV on the show today. Great random debate coming up. Your phone calls at 570-1053 right now. Brian Regan in the stand-up spotlight.

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37:07Your coaster ride south on 7 to 5 is seeing slow traffic as well out of La Casa now all the way in towards Solana Beach. Westbound 8 as you head into Ocean Beach, making that turn on the Sunset Cliffs. There's an accident there blocking the fast lane and out of the South Bay. Both the 5 and 8 to 5 northbound picking up some brake lights on both these freeways up through National City. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Yes, it does. No, it doesn't. Yuh-uh. Yuh-uh. Yuh-uh. Okay, what are you guys doing? We're trying to decide if dibs beats I saw it first does. Wait, what? Well, there's only one double-double left for our lunch meeting, and I saw it first, therefore it's mine. No, I call dibs, which means the double-double should go to me. It's in the rule book. You dress funny. I'm telling you. Okay, okay, okay. Children, listen, there's only one way to handle this. Staring contest. No, no, rock, paper, scissors. No, boys, the only grown-up way to handle this is for... Whoa! Guys, what is that over there? What? Where? Hey, where's she going? Dude, I think she just took the last double-double. That's so hot. Uh-huh. The in and out nearest you. Call toll-free 1-800-786-1000. The Mikey Morning Show continues. Featuring Mikey. If it involves danger, I try to avoid it. Eddie. That's it! Respect me. Sean. I invite everyone with just a little bit of information. Boston Rob.

38:45I hate the Yankees. You know this. And Ashley. The conversation, too. Save that clip. The Mikey Show's on 1053. If you saw that through a smoky room, you would be like, start shimmying back over to him. I know. Start shimmying over to him. I don't think so. He'd have you in his grasp. What's wrong with that guy? She's a stick in the mud today. What's going on, Eddie? Usually she's reacting to you a lot. more openly than this. He wants to share my headband with me today. Like, I don't know what's up with this guy. That's cool, right? Well, no, you don't share headband. I mean, how touching is it that he wants to share your headband? That's weird. How is that weird? Get me in there. Tom Arnold is holding on the line, so we'll be talking to him in just a second. That's right. I don't know if he's calling about the SDSU drug bust. I don't know what he's calling about. We'll talk to Tom Arnold here in just a second. It's 6...

39:56Brittany and Kay Fed were in court yesterday, and the judge granted Brittany more visitation time with her boys. LeBron James has his worst shooting day of his career as Boston opens up with a win over Cleveland. Boston Rob is transcribing Ashley's statement about the SDSU drug bust. We should release this to the press. We should release it to the press. We will be reading this statement here in just a minute. But first... on the Celebrity Hotline. Yeah. We have Tom Arnold. Tom, are you there? Hey, buddy. What's going on? Yes, that's Tom Arnold. Not too much, Tom. It's good to talk to you again, man. We had you in the studio not too long ago, and it's always good to talk to you. Tom, are you there? Oh, wait, wait. Crazy girl keeps talking. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Crazy girl. Wait, Tom, is that better? Wait, wait, wait. Is that better? Yeah.

40:56Good to hear you, buddy. Okay, there you are. Yeah, there's Tom Arnold, everybody. Tom, how are you, man? I'm doing great, buddy. How are you guys doing? We're doing really good. We're doing really good. Yeah, we're saying we missed you because, you know, we've had you in the studio before. Yeah, and I just wanted to call in because I know something's kind of hitting close to hope for you guys is that drug busting happened at the school, man. That just really helped me out. I'll tell you what. That's right. I wanted to say a quick commentary on that if I could. Go ahead, Tom Arnold. Yeah, what did you want to say about it? Well, I think it's kind of sad. You know, I actually had a friend who went to that school. He used to be a major supplier of cocaine. His name was Chris Grayson. Wait a minute. Tom, you don't. Tom, don't use names, Tom. Tom does this. It's totally cool. He's a good guy. I'm losing alcohol now. No, don't say that he lives. Tom, you don't want to. That's four years now. He's doing the straight thing. Probably should stay a secret. Probably should just be between you and he. He probably changes his life now. He's in the program. Yeah, he probably wouldn't want you to share that information with anybody.

42:08He's working something that helps him stay clean, which is something I'd recommend to all the kids out there. Another friend of mine who actually works at the school, his name's Jeff Lynn. He's got a bad name. No, no, no. Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom. Definitely don't want to, you know, and how would you even know that he's involved in that kind of stuff? How would you even know that? I don't know. He's got his own personal problem. He actually just relapsed at the school. Tom, no, no, no. You're not supposed to say this. Yeah, Ixnay on the e-rap sleigh. What? No, I'm just saying. I'm just saying that this guy's working his program. You're not supposed to talk about that. Neither here nor there. Yeah, Tom, don't. I mean, you're not supposed to. Yeah, I mean. I think you're just kind of getting ahead of me here. This guy's a country music fan. You're not going to hear this. Well, that doesn't matter. Wait a second. Don't tell everybody that he's a country music fan. There's a lot of people that listen to us that are country music fans, Tom. Yeah, but what I'm saying is it's just kind of sad the way that things are going these days. It really bums me out. I was actually talking to my sponsor the other day about problems that were happening with his kids at school. How many times? Anonymous. Well, yeah, I mean, it's anonymous. He's a major movie producer.

43:28All right. Somebody should explain to this guy. Okay. Hey, dude. Tom. T-O-M-T-M-I. Oh, man. Tom. Tom. I'm just saying, if all those kids are out there listening, just listen, man. Once you get through the legal problems that are facing you right now, I hope you get your X-Train. And, you know, you can call me. Go to TomBottle.com. Here we go. I'm Segal. I'm also looking for a new wife. No, you're not. Tom, I just went to the website, and it says it's under construction. Yeah, Tom. I mean, why does it say that? You keep giving out the URL. I'll tell you why. You know what? You're going to get mad at me for saying this, but the guy who actually owns the domain is a guy named Chris Gray, who's a bad method. Don't say that, dude. You don't tell people what they do. You don't want to tell people what they do. Thank you. That's Tom. Tom, thank you. It's relevant to the story because he's trying to get money from me. Okay, thank you. Thank you, Tom. Tom, thank you so much for calling in. And, you know, just keep reading that book. All right? Thank you for calling in. One day without Chris Gray, if you're out there, please call. No, stop. Thank you. Thank you. That's Tom Arnold. He had to hang up because...

44:49You know, we knew where that was going. It already went. Yeah, it already went there. I mean, what's the point? You've already gone there. I wish we could take back time. Well said. Take it back. Somebody else wants to take back time. Anybody happen to catch that Jason Castro last night? I want another statement. I want to publicly retract all his statements right now. Before we begin. Before we begin. Furious. I need to let people know that there's a TV show on television called American Idol. Oh, yeah. There are four people left on this American Idol. And it's David Cook. It's Saisha Mercado. It's Jason Castro and David Archuleta. Now, Ashley is a big fan of this guy, Jason Castro. Oh, I love him. I love him. No, you don't. I do. Don't say that. She loves him. Don't say that. He's got dreadlocks and a baby face.

45:57He's a weirdo, man. He's such a stoner-esque, like Bob Marley. And even, listen, even Ashley this morning is going to admit how terrible he was last night. Please. Statement. Please, please. I'm sure you are, right, Ash? I mean. Share it. You couldn't possibly think. Well, I tell you what. Why don't we play the clip? Oh, good idea. Sure. Why don't we play the clip and let the audience decide? Because the audience likes Marley, right? The audience likes Bob Marley. Who didn't like Bob Marley? It was Rock and Roll Hall of Fame night last night, Mike. So anybody that's in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, they can choose any of their songs. So Jason Castro went with... I shot the show. Bob Marley. Bob Marley. Cut six. Did you hear that? Uh-oh. Oh, that's bad. The worst. Thank you. And now, Ashley. By the way, who was on American Idol herself? Yeah, I was. Nobody knows better than me. If you watched the beginning of this season, you saw Ashley on TV on American Idol. She was one of the people that they showed in the audition process.

47:58Utterly horrendous. So, Ash, tell us what you thought of Jason Castro's performance last night. I thought his first performance, which was the one you just played, was not that strong. Not that strong. So I agree. It was not his best work, and I didn't really think it was that good. So, Eddie, that must mean she likes this next performance I'm about to play. Well, Mike. Which is... What's wrong? He followed it up. Oh, gosh. What happened? Let's play. And he... You stop it. Don't you want to hear, though? I didn't even notice. Eddie. I did it. I did it. I didn't. If anything, I think that he... Eddie, Eddie, the first performance, she thought, listen, it's not that good. She'll admit. Even she'll admit. She's like, ah, it wasn't that great. But the second performance, when he forgot the words, she thought... He forgot the lyrics! Let her explain. Mike, it was a whole verse. It wasn't like a two-word thing. May I please? May I please? Please. He does Bob Dylan, right? Now, Bob Dylan is totally that guy that, like, if you forget the words, man, like, you just go with it. That's right. That's, like, the vibe of, like, the song. And, like, that's, like, the whole aura that, like, he was in. And Jason Castro, you know. He can kind of pull that off, too, where it's, like, maybe the lyrics aren't as. Yeah, it wasn't about the lyrics. Wasn't it all about the lyrics? I didn't even know this. Oh, cut. I didn't. That is a full-faced lie. It isn't. Let's take a listen. Cut 14.

49:30Play a song for me. I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to. And hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. No one noticed. I didn't even notice that. Look how he just keeps going like a pro. I know it. As opposed to doing what he should do, lay down in the fetal position and suck his thumb. Just walk off stage, bro. You are the worst. Like a temper tantrum. That's what he should have done. He should have thrown a guitar on the ground. P1 Marcus, what did you want to say? I just wanted to say, it almost looks like Jason Castro himself is so shocked that he's still there. And he's kind of like, hey, America, stop voting for me. I don't want to be here anymore. I want to go home. Let's see what the judges thought. Cut 15.

50:36Yeah, dude, you suck, bro. What do you think? How did you think that was? Well, I lost some lines in there. That's kind of bad. You lost some words in there. You're an awful dog. I don't know what's going on, man. You know what? It is what it is. It's at this point in the competition, though, that you guys have solidified your niche. And, you know, obviously it didn't blow us away, but you blow me away. Oh, okay. Jason, I'd pack your suitcase. Three. Uh-oh, go ahead. Ashley's got a theory. I think that Simon saying that is going to then make all of the Jason Kassler fans, such as myself, vote more. And I think that American Idol producers are... Well, Ashley, why don't you tell Sky and Eddie what you did after the show last night? Oh, that I voted?

51:41Five times? How many times? Five. Why? He's horrible. Because I wanted to make sure he stayed in because he messed up himself. He doesn't deserve to be there. He does too. You know how many people did what she did, I bet. I bet you he doesn't go home. Here's my theory. I think that all the Teeny Bopper fans who love Jason Castro, such as myself, voted extra for him because Simon said, you're going home. You're probably right, but that's not what the show's about. And I think American Idol producers are going to be like, let's be sensational and send David Lee Cook or whatever home to kick it up. If it's not Jason Castro, who do you think it'll be? Get him out of there. Saisha, Eddie? Even though she was great, but I think people have a theory about Jason Castro. She wasn't great. She did good. We'll get to that in a second. We'll get to that in a second, Eddie.

52:33But Jason Castro, Entertainment Weekly, followed all of them during Neil Diamond Week. And in the newest episode of Entertainment Weekly, they do interviews. And Jason Castro talks about how he didn't practice because he had, like, friends in town. So he didn't practice. And how he's really over, like, people taking pictures of him. And it creeps him out that strangers come up to him. And that they know him. And that he's kind of ready to go home. Like, he basically says, yeah, I'm kind of over it. Simon didn't either. Simon loved her. Did you watch the same show? No, he didn't. He said that she did a bad impersonation of Tina Turner. The first one, he thought she was shrieky. Oh, she was so good. It was okay. You gotta keep the token chicken in, though. Sean, one more time with that clip, please. One more time with that.

53:40Please save that forever. Please save that forever. You want a random debate? Yes, we need it. We need it. That was a random debate. Okay, couple things. When we come back, I'm going to read Ashley's statement about SDSU again. Nice. Actually, I'm going to have Rob do it. I think it'll be much better if Rob does it. So Rob will read Ashley's statement that she made earlier on the air about the SDSU drug bust. And... When we come back, I want you to comment on this random debate. This is going to brain sprain you. Think about this. And text us at 35253. Call us at 570-1053. Would you rather have never, ever, ever in love or never be able to be with your true love? Whoa. 570-1053. Text us. 35253.

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58:50It's the Rock 105.3 Asphalt Assault. Connected by Cricut Wireless. Join Rock at Qualcomm Stadium Saturday, May 10th to pick up the brand new P1 sticker from Cricut Wireless and the U.S. Border Patrol. Put the sticker on your car and receive $50 for a good neighbor tattoo, plus a free car wash from Massey Toyota. One lucky winner will win a Kawasaki bike from San Diego House of Motorcycles. For more details, log on to rock1053.com. Keyword sticker. Hey, check this out. Did you know that a just-completed survey of AIS clients shows an average savings of $850 per year? Now, of course, prices vary depending on your needs, so it really pays to shop around, which is what AIS does for you. In fact, 92% of AIS clients renew year after year, which goes to show just how much money they're saving. Remember, AIS wants you as a customer for life. Hey, it's Mikey. Call AIS at 1-800-777-4AIS. Again, that's 1-800-777-4AIS. Isn't this great? Just you and me. Enjoying the great outdoors. It is lovely. Oh, who are you?

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1:00:52This Mother's Day, Kay Jewelers proudly presents the Leo Diamond. The first diamond ever to be independently measured and certified for its superior brilliance. Handcrafted by the master diamond artisans at Leo Schachter. The Leo, like all diamonds at Kay, is hand-selected to match beautifully. Collection priced from under $500 to $6,500 at Kay Jewelers. Your authorized Leo Diamond Jeweler. For all store locations or to shop anytime, visit Kay.com. For a limited time, install an energy-efficient carrier heating and cooling system and get a cool cash rebate up to $1,200 in addition to lowering your utility bill. For a participating dealer, call 866-414-5645 or go to carrier.com. Now listen, I could tell you all about the U.S. Border Patrol, but until you get to hear it from somebody that actually does it, it may make a difference for you. On the line, I have Todd. And Todd, how do you refer to yourself? An agent? That's right, Mikey. This is Senior Patrol Agent Todd Nagle with U.S. Border Patrol. Or for the P-1s, this is P-1 Migra. There you go. There you go, man. And how long have you been doing what you do? I've been on the patrol seven years. And when you first went into it, you did the academy thing. That's correct. What could you tell people that would really get them excited about wanting to become a Border Patrol? What do you really love about your job? You know, this is one of those jobs, Mikey, that...

1:02:16I actually look forward to going to work every day. That's pretty awesome. Yeah, not many people can say that. It's very rewarding. It's not the same thing day in and day out. So, yeah, it's just one of those really exciting jobs that pays really well, and you have that government security job. So, you know, hey, what else can we say? That's pretty awesome. Now, if people want to know more, I encourage them to go to borderpatrol.gov. And, hey, Todd, thanks for coming on, man. Thank you very much, Mikey. All right, we'll see you. You're listening to the Mikey Morning Show. Mikey. I'm such a foodie and a food snob, but I love that Olive Garden. Eddie. We think fights are funny, so kids should die. Yeah. Sky. I'm coming up on being married six years. Sean. I like black. Boston Rob. What? I like to take my time and do things right. You sure do. And Ashley. Sometimes things make sense in my head, but not to anybody else. Rock 105.3. How'd you get your tickets?

1:03:52To the gun show, it is 7-0-8. Obama won the North Carolina Democratic primary last night, and Hillary just barely squeaked out a win in Indiana. Barry Zito's stint in the bullpen is over. Without making a relief appearance, he's going to be the starter tonight. Eddie? No, Eddie. What's up with that, Sky? What's up with that? Like, we didn't take enough pain last night. You're a Giants fan. We lost like 12 to something last night, like 12 to 5 to the 6. This is the worst season ever. It is. All right, first of all, if you're just waking up and you haven't heard the story, national news, what happened at San Diego State. There was an enormous drug bust, and they arrested 94 people, Sky? A total of 96 people, and 75 of them are San Diego State students. Again, folks, do not think that this is...

1:04:57indicative of San Diego State University or that it means that all the kids at San Diego State are doing drugs. Right. Just 75% of them. Just most of them. Just most of them. Now, as you know, we are very lucky on this show. We have a San Diego State alumni. Thank you. As a matter of fact, she was on the dean's list. Come on. At San Diego State. God bless you, Skye. Thank you. Of course, we are talking about Ashley. And I will now read Ashley's statement about the drug bust, which occurred just yesterday. Her statement is as follows. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, that was crazy. My friend is actually in a sorority and she was like telling me that it's pretty nuts. Well said. I think that it's great that they did that.

1:06:08I think it's something that they would, if they did, an in-depth investigation on pretty much any college, I'm sure that this would happen because I don't think that it's just an SDSU thing or a frat and sorority thing that, Jer, you know, people do drugs in college. End quote. And you know what? I think that, you know, she can't speak for every SDSU student. Someone needed to say it, Mike. Yeah, I think it's an important statement. It's an important statement, and we're going to be sending that to all the news outlets here in San Diego. And, you know, hopefully that will serve as a message to the rest of you students. Happy to be of service. If somebody finally stood up and said something. Yes. It was time. It takes a lot of guts. And we will put the statement on the Mikey Show website. And so, you know.

1:07:09If you want to kind of scare your friends straight, then, you know, you say go to the website and check out Ashley's statement. Biting. That's right. It's a biting commentary. On American Idol, the texts are coming in, 35253. And the texts say, as follows. Oh, goodness. As follows. Text say, as follows. Halloween. Halloween. Mikey, that was awesome hearing Charlie Brown's teacher singing Mr. Tambourine Man. Whatever, dude. Signed, P1 Can Anything. Who knew? That's crazy. Who knew that it was the Peanuts teacher? Who knew Jason Kasser could do voice impressions too? I know, it's amazing. He is so good. He is really talented. He is really talented. Next text says, Mikey, I'd rather watch the Bear Grylls eating the grub on loop than hear that guy ruin Marley like that again. Thank you. Let's see. Okay, now our random debate. Random debate is, would you choose never experiencing love? Imagine that. Never experiencing love.

1:08:42With your true love. You can be with somebody. It's not your true love. Here is what people are saying. 35253 is our text number. And you can call us. Call us about this. 570-1053. What say you? This one says, Mikey, I would never, ever have been in love. Only because it was bad and didn't work out. And now that stands in the way of girls I date. Now I'm afraid. It's P1A train. This person says, simple, never have been in love. So if you never had it, you don't know what you're missing. That's P1 Harold. This one says, never be in love. To love and not have is knowing hell intimately. That's P1 Blue. This one says, rather not be in love. Wow. Real simple. Next text. I think it's harder to miss someone you love.

1:09:45Which would mean that they would choose never experiencing love than to be with somebody that you don't love and you're missing somebody that you did. That would be torture. 570-1053. That's the question. Would you rather, you dudes that are listening and you're remembering your exes, your ex-girlfriends, you ladies that are listening, that are sitting there and you're in a relationship right now, but it's not your true love. Which would you choose? never experiencing love at all. And maybe you haven't experienced love at this point. And you're saying, yeah, I just don't know what it's like anyway. But you hear about what that stuff is like, what that true love experience is like. So would you rather go the rest of your life, you never get it, or never be able to be with your true love? So you're in a relationship, it's just you're like, eh, don't really feel it. Yeah, you're great.

1:10:46That's real great. That's sweet, but I don't really know what I think. Eddie, what would you say? Well, this is a tough one. I can't even imagine not ever experiencing love. Like that feeling is like beyond anything you can compare it to. So I think I would take the not being able to be with your true love. No. Just because, you know, as much as that would suck. At least you could still be with somebody. Even though it's not your true love, you could still have companionship and be with somebody. Now, wouldn't the longing for your true love drive you nuts? I think you would get over it. I think. I don't know. Sky. Yeah, I would definitely take never experiencing love. Because, like, I think about it now. Like, if something were to ever happen to the boo, like, I couldn't be with anybody else. Like, because I would always compare them to the boo. I would always. They would never be able to live up. They would never be able to live up to what he is. So I'd always be comparing them. And the relationship would be doomed from the start. Hang on a second. So what you're saying to me is that if something happened to the boo. Don't even say it, Mike. You're telling me that if Ty Diggs walked into this room. No. Roman Oban walked into this. No.

1:12:14Nothing on the boo. Nothing on the boo. I know right now, but if you were no longer here, you're telling me that two years down the line. Who would put up with my crap the way he does? Somebody would. No, Mike. Absolutely, Skye. No, not with all the foot rubs and the back rubs. Eddie puts up with it now. Look at him. Sitting right across from me. No, he doesn't. He puts up with it right now. He lashes out at me. He gets upset with me. These things happen. He throws things at me. Yeah, but he keeps coming back every day. For more and more. For more and more and more. Yeah, so I think I'm going to have to go with never experiencing love. And then you could just be, you know, enjoying life and doing your thing and you don't really know what you're missing. I would take never experience love. Yeah. I would take that. Me too. Because you don't know what you're missing. Yeah. You know? If you don't know what you're missing, I guess it doesn't matter. Mikey Show, hello. Hello. Uh, text. 35253 is the number. And let us know what you think of this. Ashley got the tandem bike for her and Rob to ride on on Friday. Can't wait. Well, Rob lost a bocce ball and horseshoes to Eddie. And so his punishment was he had revealed to us, you know, this wasn't the brightest thing on his part, but he let us know he hates tandem bikes.

1:13:34And he hates when couples ride tandem bikes. And so we are going to put him on a tandem bike with Ashley. I'll have him, like, go down to Starbucks or something. So that I want them to be in full view of the public. And they're going to be on these bikes riding tandem. And Ashley picked out the outfits yesterday. And what did you get, Ash? This is an interesting experience because I went into it thinking that I was going to need to get, like... Like, I just didn't really know anything about cycling, but I really learned a lot. Like, I guess it's not cool to have a different color bottom than top. Oh. Like, black is, like, the only color bottoms cyclers have. Really? Like, that was the only selection they had. They don't even go anywhere else. Right. So, I guess it's just, like, not cool anymore to have, like, neon bottoms, which I really wanted to get for me and Rob. Right. So, I got us, like, these really spandex-tight padded cycle shorts. Nice. And then for the top. There was two different selections that I was torn between. One was like this nylon, pale, bright yellow, zip-up, like, shirt. Right. And then the other one was like a half, it's like a mix of fuchsia and red zip-up fitting shirt. But I almost want to say that the pale yellow would, like, be more fitting for Rob.

1:14:55And then for the gloves, I got these ones that have pink satin, like pink satiny color on them. That is great. Give a little flavor to go with the helmet, and the helmets are magenta pink. Beautiful. Because you know how pink and yellow complement each other really well. So I was thinking of going the yellow shirt with the magenta helmet route. Oh, I wonder if he'll be embarrassed by that. I think he's excited. He's really excited. Mikey, I'd rather not be with my true love because everyone should experience love. That's P1 Med Assistant. Mikey, I'd be with someone. Shoot. Something is better than nothing. Mikey, I'd rather not be in love. I'm married to the one I'm in love with and to pine for her forever would suck. That's P1 Arturo Fuente. Our text number is 35253. This is pretty good. When we come back.

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1:23:10A tough ride out of the South Bay this morning. Both the 5 and the 805 northbound backing up out of Chula Vista all the way up into National City. The 5 freeway continues slow into the downtown S-curve. 805 stays heavy into North Park. Now you're seeing some developing traffic out of Kearney Mesa with a 52. West 94, that's slow and go out of Lemon Grove from Federal Boulevard all the way into downtown. There's an accident here on the West 94 ramp to northbound 5 that caused a lot of that backup. South 15, slow and go out of Escondido off to 78 to Via Rancho Parkway. So traffic again through Rancho Bernardo and the coaster rides. South 5, heavy out of Lucadia into Solana Beach. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. P1 Allen? Yes. You went into Sleep Train in San Marcos. I sure did, Mikey. Went in there, was going to get the Queen, told them I was the P1. They upgraded us to the California King and took $1,200 off the price. That's pretty amazing. Yeah, it was nice. And they gave us the pillows, mattress cover. sheets, everything for free, free delivery, all of that just because I said I was the P1. There's certain things in my life that I considered no-brainers. You know, at the time that I married my wife, I knew that one was a no-brainer. Nobody's going to put up with the stuff she puts up with and is still real cool about it like her. But there's also things like when I talk about AIS and when I talk about Sleep Train, these are no-brainers in life. If you're doing anything other than Sleep Train,

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1:25:41I'm just so... Barbara, even you have to admit, that was really terrible. It wasn't that bad, actually, Eddie. And if you keep talking about it, mama's gonna knock you out. Okay. The Mikey Show continues. Rock 105.3. He's doing a nice little dance for you. And, Eddie, I... I've seen a three-year-old dance like that, where they shake around. Stick in the mud. Stick in the mud, I'll tell you what. I know, I'm not. It's 7.30. Sorry, Eddie. The man accused of stalking actress Uma Thurman was found guilty yesterday. Kobe Bryant officially wins the NBA MVP, his first in his 12-year career. Susan Lucia basketball. Apparently. Susan Lucia, the MVP, right? You know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it, Eddie. I got what you were saying. You get what I'm saying. Well, I just read her statement, so I get how she speaks now. That's what's up. That's what's up. Here comes the two tickets to paradise part. It's a good part. It's my favorite part.

1:27:12Oh, man. Can you imagine that? If all of a sudden. If all of a sudden. Why would you do that? Here it is. Here it is. Coming again. Very much. That's Eddie Money and two tickets to paradise. Great. So, I told you when we came back. Eddie, do you remember this Ashton Kutcher story? No. Hepatitis scare. 30th birthday party. He was on Letterman last night. Cut 25. Did you have a 30th birthday party? Yeah, we had a 30th. I heard that everybody got sick at the party. Yeah, there was a little hepatitis scare. Actually, I was trying to invite all of the people that are in my age range that are actors because I was trying to take them out one by one. I see.

1:28:09No, what happened was the bartender ended up having, like, hepatitis. And, like, we didn't find out until afterwards. And so it was, like, a little odd. You know, every time one of my friends got sick for, like, the next month, they're like, I think I got the hep. And it was like, no, dude, you don't. It's like, I don't think you can even contract it by a bartender. I don't know how you would do that. But we actually made T-shirts up that said I went to Ashton Kutcher's 30th birthday party and all I got was hepatitis. I do it before somebody else. Yeah, why not? But everybody's okay. I don't know. Can you make jokes about hepatitis? Nobody got the hep. Nobody got the hep. I think we can make jokes about hepatitis. So how did they know, I wonder? Because the bartender. Came forward? Yeah. That's noble. The bartender was sick, and so they were like, okay, we should let you know. I think that was, I say, thank you, bartender. Yes. Didn't have to tell anybody. Could have kept it a secret. Could have been like, nobody will know the wiser. Nobody will be the wiser. And nobody got it, right? Yeah, luckily. Way to go. Did you guys know that Demi Moore, his wife, Ashton Kutcher's wife, did you guys know that she does leech therapy? Oh, man. I actually have heard this. No, come on, dude. Never heard it. Let's hear it. I guess he explains. Cut 26. Yeah, she went to like Austria and had some medical treatment where a leech crawls on her. Yeah. Yeah.

1:29:37But, I mean, you've got to put up with that, right? She sent me a photo. Of the thing, yeah. It was frightening. Yeah. I'm like, what are you doing in Austria? Like, I know she's like, I'm going to go to Austria and, like, you know, do, like, there's a spiritual cleansing thing going on. Back came the leeches pictures. I do like strict Budweiser therapy. I haven't gotten the leech thing yet. Well, good. I just wanted to know where your head was on that. You and I see eye to eye on this one. Does anyone know what it does? I think it's like a cleansing thing because, you know, the leech is like they suck your blood and stuff. It's cleansing. Like the bad blood? I guess. They suck the bad blood? Maybe it's something in there. enzymes or some enzyme thing. Now, you guys know, it's Barbara Walters is dishing it. Dude, she's telling it all. She's telling it all. And she talks about Senator Edward Brooke and her affair with him. He is a African-American gentleman. My question is, do you know anything about chocolate? That's my question to you.

1:30:53Legitimate. What do you know about it? I have an answer. That is a far out question. That's all I want to know. That's the kind of chocolate I am talking about. I'm talking about that kind of chocolate. So anyway, she was talking to Barbara Walters about it on an Oprah show. And she starts to refer to Barbara as a mistress. And Barbara was offended by that. Why? Why? You were. I mean, honestly, is there another way? Is there another way? I love Oprah attacks her. Cut 34. And so as a, quote, mistress at the time. Well, I didn't think of myself as a mistress. I was supporting myself. I was working on the Today Show. I had a child. Yeah, well. Does that have to do anything? Okay. As a woman. Not every. Oh, does a mistress mean that you're being taken care of? Oh, I used to have that meaning. Oh, okay. Okay. What word would you like me to use? Thank you, seriously. Evolve. Okay, evolve. So as a woman who was taking care of herself, but this married man is with you for Christmas and Thanksgiving.

1:32:10Was that, and I say this because I've also admitted having an affair with a married man who never went home. And I know that if you get a holiday, you think, well, now things are changing. Are you his mistress? Please, I've never been anybody's mistress. So there we are. Until this conversation with you, I thought that's what I was, but no man has ever taken care of me. So if it means, yeah, thank you. Yeah. Come on, you guys. Stand up, everybody. Wait a second. I mean, I wish she would have chased it. I wish that Oprah would have chased it and asked, okay, honestly, like if the old meaning of this word was that you were taken care of and you weren't that, you made it your own living. You made some dough. So what do you call it? Whore? Honestly. What is it? Well, it wouldn't be whore. It wouldn't be whore. I mean, whore has a meaning.

1:33:15Whore means that you have sexual intercourse and you accept money for it. Homewrecker. Seriously, Skye? I mean, honestly, is that, well, wait a minute. That doesn't work either. No. It doesn't work, and I'll tell you why. Because unless you are responsible for breaking up the marriage, you're not a homewrecker. I guess. I'm out on a limb on this. I don't know. You should get out the dictionary. But I wish that she would have addressed it. I got the definition. Sean, go ahead. A woman other than his wife with whom a married man has a continuing sexual relationship. That's the definition of what? Mistress. Oh, come on. Question, question, question, question. Do you think that Oprah is going to be inundated with mail from people saying, you're a mistress? I hope so. With the definition of the word. And if that's the case, will she address that? See, because one thing that I think about Ofra is that she's very honest, man. I really I got to give it to her. I think for the most part, she's pretty honest about how she feels and what she thinks. And so I was I was a little surprised, maybe, but not surprised when she said.

1:34:37Well, I didn't know that that meant you were taken care of. And so now I know that I wasn't a mistress and that she sort of wanted to own that part of it. Because it would be more in keeping with Ofra for her to say, when Barbara asked, were you a mistress? I was expecting Ofra to say, yes, I was. Ashley. I kind of look at it like she was covering her butt from all angles. Like, she wanted to 100% be like, oh. Eddie. Eddie, we know what you're saying. Eddie, please. He's squeezing his fist. He's saying, wow, I let one go there, didn't I? She's a volumptuous woman. But I think one thing about Oprah, you're right, she speaks the truth, but she also covers her butt. And I think that if Barbara was going to go on her show and be like, well, this is what a mistress is, then she wanted to relate with Barbara so that she wasn't offending Barbara by calling her a mistress. Show some respect to her, right? Well, I did too. If you say a mistress is this, then that's what I was too. You know what I mean? I never had a man take care of me. Yeah, it would have been disrespectful if Barbara had said, were you a mistress? And Oprah had said...

1:35:46Yeah, I was, and I don't have a problem. And I'm proud of her. Because that would make Barbara look bad. Now Barbara's like. Now, if the emails start flooding in, I absolutely would expect Oprah to be like, for the record, you know. I want to address something that happened the other day. Yeah, she puts herself first. That is for sure. Let's see. P1 Bull is on the line. Go ahead, Bull. If two guys were on television discussing how they had had sex with a woman. They were banging some other guy's wife, if they said it like... With a married woman. They had admitted affairs, especially if they were also married, they'd be crucified. But this is all funny and good. Yeah, it wouldn't have gone over well. And they were clapped for it. They got an applause for it. Yeah, that was weird and creepy. They applauded the hookers. Skye, I appreciate that. That's cool. Yeah, no, it's a total double standard. And I think they're going to take a lot of heat. I think Oprah's going to take a lot of heat for the way that they were making light of it and laughing and clapping and having fun.

1:37:11If she was in love with the Senadoa. Cut 35. What? Are you in love with him, Barbara? Don't say that in the book. I can't tell. Were you in love? I was certainly infatuated. I was in love. He was exciting. He was brilliant. It was exciting times in Washington. We had a great deal in common. And it was also the secret. Whatever that is at the time. Remember? 30 years ago. More than 30 years ago. I was not a mistress. It was very real. Plus, he was black. That's right. He was black. He was very, very black. I really don't like how she's talking about it. That is really messed up. Why? Barbara, she's just making it seem like so glorified. And it's really awful. Like, she's making it seem like it was such an amazing infatuation. Awesome. Fun. Ooh, and the secret of it. That's a married man. What about the freaking wife at home? Well, for the record, he's not talking. It's awful. What a bad example to set. What a bad example to set for people. I mean, that's awful, Babwa. Here, Babwa is talking about. Now, this is. Can you listen to this? Barbara Walters talks about being asked to lie about Star Jones gastric bypass surgery. Hey, listen, I guess she's going to let everybody know everything. Here we go. Spill it. Cut 28.

1:38:41And Star, who had been perhaps the most popular member of the cast, began to change. The first thing that happened is that she was clinically obese. She knew this herself. She could barely walk onto the set. Pause. Oh, my gosh. Pause. Pause. Listen, I'm going to... I do not believe that passive aggression is something that is known to only females. I'm just saying they're real good at it. Well, we have a seminar that we all attend. That's right. She could barely walk onto the set. She was so big. Do you need to say that? That's so unnecessary. I wish she was more descriptive. To be honest. They fed her from a trough. They had a hoser off outside after every show. I like description. I love painting that picture. Hey, Bob was not having a problem painting the picture. No, she's not. Unpause. She knew this herself. She could barely...

1:39:50walk onto the set. No! And she decided to have a gastric bypass operation. Pause. I'm telling you that every word is upsetting to Star Jones. Absolutely. And the reason we say this is because over the last couple of years we have become infinitely aware of Star Jones' sensitivity to the very topic. Star Jones does not like to, she didn't tell anybody that she'd had a gastric bypass. I've had one. I was, everybody's not me that just talks about everything. I'm like, I tell everything. But not everybody's like that. Star Jones decided she wasn't going to talk about it. And then it got leaked. It got leaked. And once it was out there. She had to address it, and it was all over the place, okay? Well, and even then, she wasn't addressing it. I mean, because everybody was noticing she was dropping like 10 pounds a week, and everybody kept asking, and she would talk about diet and portion control and all this stuff, you know? And then finally, it was like two years later that she finally admitted it. Well, yeah, Mike's right. It was leaked by, like, the place where she did it. They found out where she had it done. Yeah. And she was obviously...

1:41:08pretty sensitive about her condition, the way she was and all that. So all of this stuff I think is very, it sounds, to the casual observer, it sounds like Barbara Walters is just stating the facts and, you know. But to Star Jones, you know she's got to be like, are you kidding me? Unpause. But then she decided not to tell anybody. In the beginning, she was going to. I was even going to do an interview with her in 2020 because we thought it would be helpful. And, you know, for people to see her losing and losing and losing weight, they should understand the dangers and the good things. Then she decided she would tell nobody. And we had to then lie. on the set every day because she said it was portion control and Pilates. Well, I mean, we knew it wasn't portion control and Pilates. We the audience knew too. We the audience would go, that's some damn Pilates teacher. What you just said was it, the audience. The audience knew. And, you know, the whole point of the program is... So why did you all go along with it? Because she was our colleague and she really did not want us to count her.

1:42:25we cared about her and we thought we owed that to her. And when we said, let's talk about it, no. She said, I don't want to be a poster child for her. So little by little, the audience was uncomfortable with it. She was our call. When we come back, let me just read the description. Are you ready? Yes. When we come back, Barbara Walters talks about Star Jones wanting to promote her wedding to Al Reynolds on The View. Barbara Walters explains why the network didn't want to renew Star Jones' contract on The View. That is next. Mikey Show is on. It's just you and me and nature. Yeah. It is lovely. Oh, who are you? Well, I'm reminding outdoor lovers of REI's biggest sale of the year, May 2nd through May 11th. Save up to 30% on camping, cycling, hiking, and paddling gear. And REI members save 20% on one full-price item. Exclusions apply. Sounds great. Why don't you stick around? Can't, sorry. I've got a 30-mile hike to the next campsite.

1:43:40Come into an REI near you Friday, May 2nd through May 11th or visit REI.com. This is the time when the Padres need us the most. I've never seen the Padres go through a tougher skid than they're going through right now. And if you're a true fan of the Padres, which you should be, then you really need to support this team. This team is down in the dumps. And what an amazing feeling it would be to show up at Petco Park. And realize our fans are still here. They're still supporting us. And it's still early, folks. It's still only May. They have plenty of time to turn it around now. Granted, they're putting themselves in a hole. But, I mean, they can dig out of it. And I hope it starts this weekend. Because this weekend. The Colorado Rockies are coming to town. And, oh, man, what a great way to get healthy against the Rockies. It would be awesome. So, Friday, great matchups, two pitching matchups, because you got Jake Peavy, Greg Maddox, and Chris Young all on the hill this weekend. So, this is a perfect time to go check it out. Friday, they got fireworks after the game, which is always fun and always really cool. Saturday, Jake Peavy t-shirts are the giveaway to...

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1:48:51My handicap is I eat too much, but I'm a real spiritual person, you know. Driver. Sean. Someone shut the woman up. You know, my paycheck will go to putting gas in my car and smoking cigarettes. And Ashley. I am not dumb. The Mikey Show's on. Chalking and jaw dropping. Rock 105.3. 1, 2, 3, and 4. Yeah! 7, 6 is afraid of 7. 7, 8, 9, 10. Nine was minding his business. Talking to ten about gold. Sean, I guess. Why seven, eight, nine? He doesn't like it is what he says. That's weird. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ten. Oh, come on. Oh, man. That's so awful.

1:49:44Welcome back to the show. It is 7.54. Well, here we go. A man has filed a lawsuit against Chipotle Restaurant after getting hepatitis A at their La Mesa store. Eight Bell's trainer says steroids had no part in the horse's death. The biggest news in San Diego today, and it's also making news across the country, is the drug bust that happened yesterday at SDSU. When that story broke, I got... I am from both Eileen, our friend Eileen, who lives in New York, and Woods, who lives in Dallas. Yeah, dude. Dude, a lot of toots going on over there. Yeah, a lot of bumps going on at your school. Real good, dude. Real classy. Yeah. Yeah, that's great, dude. Go to a real classy school, okay? I'm just like, wow, Texas and New York knew about this before even I knew about it. That's crazy, man. So we are going to get into that in just a second, and we are going to read Ashley's official statement on it. Ashley, as you know, is an SDSU alum. And so we are going to read her statement that she made earlier on the air to let people know what she thinks about this. This was from a press conference that she held? Is that correct? Pretty much. Yeah. Basically. Basically. Basically.

1:51:04So we were just playing these clips of the Ofra show. Ofra had Barbara Walters on the show. And they were talking about apparently this new book Barbara's got coming out. And the book is, you know, kind of a biography, an autobiography, where she talks about having an affair with Senator Edward Brooke. And he is an African-American senator. The text that we're getting at 35253, which, by the way, we invite you to text message us or call us at 5701053. This one says, I didn't know about either of those women, and I'm embarrassed as a fellow woman by how easily they're speaking of it. Makes me lose respect for them both. Next text says, Oprah is a god to women. She can do whatever she wants. Next one says, do you guys think Oprah would even be covering this if the guy wasn't black?

1:52:07I say yes, I do think that she would. Big news that Barbara Walters had an affair with a politician. It doesn't matter what nationality. Yeah, he was married at the time. I think that's, you know, the big deal. That's enough. Yeah. Your phone calls, 570-1053. This is more Barbara Walters. And as you know, Star Jones from the TV show The View, she got married. It was about a year ago she got married. She just filed for divorce, didn't she? Yeah, it was more than a year ago. Because Star Jones hasn't even been on The View. So I want to say it was maybe like three years ago. Was it really that long? Oh my gosh, wow. Oh my goodness. Easily, yeah. Okay, so when she got married, you guys remember, there was a lot of controversy. Oh yeah. Because she discussed it a lot on the show and she got a lot of freebies. And that was a big story in the news about the Star Jones freebie stuff. And I think they even had to address it on television. Yeah. On the show. And so Barbara Walters was talking about that yesterday. Cut 29. Then, about four months after this operation, she met Al Reynolds and fell madly in love and decided she wanted the biggest extravaganza wedding. She wanted to be a princess. Yeah.

1:53:25But royalty is expensive. And so what she wanted to do was to promote in return for going on different programs, promoting different things. Maybe the flowers, maybe the bridesmaids, dresses. And it began to work against her. So she wanted to promote these things so that she could get these things for free. And the New York Post began to call her bridezilla. Now, did she come to you and say, Barbara, I would like to get some wedding things for free, and so I would like to promote them on the air. Well, we made a big mistake because in the beginning we said, okay, I really didn't want to. I wasn't sure about it. My co-executive producer, Bill Getty, wasn't sure about it. But we thought, okay, people will want to see various aspects. When we drew the line and said we couldn't, we must stop, she then started to do it on other television programs. And the audience, instead of seeing her as this lovely romantic bride, began to see her as this greedy bride. It's pretty personal. Yeah. Isn't that illegal? It is in radio. I think it is. Well, it depends. It depends on the way that it, like, okay, let me give you an example. Okay. If we go and have a car stereo put in our car, and then we come on the air and we say,

1:54:48Hey, I just want to let you know, the greatest place to get a car stereo is John's car stereo. And man, do they have great deals and blah, blah, blah. If you present it like that, it's highly illegal. However, if you have something worked out between the company that you work for and that company where you say, hey, I went to John's car stereo. They put a stereo in my car and man, does this sucker work great. It sounds really fantastic. And it's an agreement that's on record with the radio station. So managers agreed to it. You know, that kind of deal. Yeah. Then you're good to go. But this is a couple of things. One, it's a gray area because it's television. So I don't know anything about TV. It's the same rules. Yeah, if it's the same rules. It's got to be. Don't you think? But if she's saying. which I never saw her on any of these girl shows. I don't watch the shows. You don't? No, but Sean, did she? No. No, if she went on the shows and she said, if she went on the shows and she said, I'm kidding. She said, listen, I am going to let you know that I'm using Betty's floral for my wedding and blah, blah, blah, blah. Maybe then?

1:56:08I don't know. It sounds to me. Tell me if you think this is wrong, but it sounds to me like she was like, hey, hey, like show. Do you want to do a big floral thing and I'll come on? And then like she assumed that she would get all the flowers. I don't think she. No, no, no, no, no. I don't think she would ever assume. I don't think Star Jones would have done it unless she knew there was. Yeah. Never, ever, ever. But going about it that way to get the free stuff. Absolutely. She's never going to go, oh, I'll just come on your show. No, no, no. No, there's something. You got to know what's going on. But I think that Babwa is probably right. That people were like, I don't know about this. I don't know any of this. I don't know any of this. I don't think they were digging it. Cut 30. The network did focus groups. Okay. Finally came to us and said, the ratings are going down. You've got to tell her. We've already warned her. You have to tell her that we're not going to pick up their contract. They felt that she was greatly damaging the program. Wow. The woman we love from the most popular... Pause. Now, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got to tell you.

1:57:23These are very, very powerful things to be saying about anybody. No doubt about it, okay? Because it's a lot of stuff maybe we didn't know. But beyond that, she's not just saying it about anybody. She's saying it about an attorney. And I'll tell you what, man. It might be tough to say it anyway. You might be like, I don't know, man. I'm a little nervous about saying this. Because, you know, if I go on and I say this stuff, it may turn into a media battle. And we may start. So then she responds. To my comments. Which she will. You know, she will. And so that would already be upstairs, right? Yeah. But then you're like, and you know who I'm saying this about? I'm saying this about a lawyer. You know, and now what could happen is, which probably Barbara could, but she may have to prove that what she just said is true. I was damaging the show. You know, when this is being Star Jones.

1:58:24could be could say this you know you've really damaged my ability to get another job because you've said that when i'm on your show that data shows that i'm damaging to a show and i was right about to get a contract with blah blah blah show and you said that and now i'm out and she could probably prove it you know i mean easily prove it well she could you know she could show uh ratings and go you know what the ratings when i was fired were up or they were this And she could have a legitimate lawsuit. But what would you say if you were an attorney for Barbara? I would say that you were maybe not damaging to the ratings, but you were damaging off camera to the reputation of the show by doing the things like, you know, all the others. Well, Barbara did say the ratings were down and they did a focus group. And the focus group said that Star Jones was, you know, the reason that they weren't watching it. So that's the proof right there.

1:59:23Outside of all of that, like just as somebody you used to work with and have a relationship, I mean, that's heartbreaking. It must have been bad, man. Because, I mean, it breaks your heart to be fired as it is. But then to go on Oprah and say, oh, well, everybody thought she was ruining the show. Like, that's not necessary to say. And that's very hurtful. I took it as that they didn't mean she was damaging the show, but she was. damaging things on the set. I knew it. I knew that's where he was going. Eddie, I knew that's immediately where he was going. They kept breaking. I knew it was going to be. And it was costing more. I knew he was going there. Inhaled an intern. They felt that she was greatly damaging. the program. From this woman we love, from the most popular woman, it was going down, down, down, down. And that it was damaging because of the perception of her as the audience didn't know her anymore. They didn't relate to her anymore. They didn't know who this... You can change if you're honest about your change. Absolutely. My darling, look at the times that you've been honest about your life. You can do anything if you tell the truth. If you tell the truth. And they didn't like her anymore. They didn't recognize her anymore. She was getting thinner and thinner. Everything was...

2:00:34Perfect in her life, but it wasn't. So we said, and the network said, we're not going to renew you. But Star, we will say anything you want. We will not say you were dismissed. We will say that you wanted to spend more time with your husband. We'll say that you wanted to write a book. We'll say that you wanted to do a television show, something else. And she agreed. And we honor that to this day. Do you remember? Then she went on TV and star blew it and said, you know what? They're not renewing my contract. She went on The View and said that. And so that's when Barbara was like, what the hell are you doing? We tried to support you. Yeah, we tried to cover your back. Oh, that's right. Because didn't she... So that was like her last day on TV. And then the next day, didn't Barbara come back and go, I would like to address what happened here yesterday. It was swadwons. Perfectly executed. That's right. Because I think Star Jones, didn't she go on and say she was quitting? No, I don't remember. Whatever it was, it was like totally opposite of what their agreement was. And so that's what pissed Barbara off. And she's like, okay.

2:01:42Girl. It's on. My gloves are coming off. Your what? My gloves. I'm taking my gloves off. She's saying gloves. Yeah, I said gloves. Do you guys know who Gavin Floyd is? I don't think anybody does. Yeah, I mean, I got his rookie card right now in my wallet. What are you talking about? I'm talking about White Sox pitcher Gavin Floyd. Never heard of him. Well, he had a no-hitter going. And then it was broken up in the ninth. What did you call him? No. Robert. He's honoree today. I don't even know what honoree means. Is that a color? Now I have to tell everybody this embarrassing story while he's bringing this up. Yes. Oh, my gosh. It's a good story.

2:02:38Back when Barry Zito used to be a contributor on the Mikey Show. Well, it was the downfall of his career. Oh, wait, we're not at that point. He was playing a very important game. It was a Bay Area series game. This is when Barry was a pitcher for the Oakland A's. The time when he was good. He was an all-star. Thank you. That's right. And he used to come on the Mikey Show every week. He's a big fan of the show. He was a P1. Wow, that's cool. So I finally was going to get to see him play in a game because most of the games are on at night, and we had to go to bed early to get up early to do the Mikey show. So he was pitching in a nationally televised game for Fox, and it was the Bay Area Series against the Giants. And it's the first inning. And let me tell you something. Barry Zito was light out. First game I watched. Barry Bonds comes up to bat.

2:03:41One, two, three, you're out. I mean, three in a row. Boom, boom, boom. You're done. Sit down. It was amazing. So what do I do? After that first inning, called and left Barry a voicemail. Barry Zito a voicemail. And I said, Z, watching the first game, man. Finally getting to see you pitched. Dude, you're killing it. And then he went on to give up like eight runs after that. No. Lose the game. No. Lose the game for the A's. And he said the next time he was on the show that that didn't bother him and that he wasn't superstitious. But we know for a fact. We know for a fact that he is in fact superstitious. Well, you guys are still friends today, right? No. No. No, no, no. Eddie, you know a lot about sports. How's Zito doing this year? He got a big contract, right?

2:04:43He's got to be, like, killing it. He recovered, right? He's actually 0-6 right now. Oh, Mike! Mike! You do! All right, don't go away. Hey, check this out, man. When we come back, there is a car company that says if you buy or lease one of their cars, they guarantee you $2.99 a gallon for gas for three years. They guarantee it. Buy our car or lease our car, and we will set a gas price for you so that your gas will guarantee it's $2.99 a gallon for the next three years. I'll tell you what car company that is next. This is Billy Dee Williams. Yes, the Billy Dee Williams. Lately, a lot of people have been dumping cable for advanced TV from AT&T. With more HD channels, it'll turn your pad into a fortress of hapitude.

2:05:53Trouble is, now you got a bunch of neighbors wanting to get up all in your TV business, cramping your style, chilling your vibe from getting your proper swerve on. So sometimes you got to draw the line, clear the room, or it's your advanced TV. And you always got to keep the mojo in your dojo. AT&T offers a new choice for your television, advanced TV. It's what your TV wants. Now with DVR included and $50 cash back on select plans. Call 1-800-PICK-ATT or visit att.com slash advanced TV. The new AT&T, your world delivered. Claim based on major cable providers, HD channels versus AT&T, Dish Network, and U-verse. New residential customers only. Cashback redemption required. Requires local and long distance. Other conditions apply. For details, visit att.com slash details. What are you doing, Mike? What did you just say? Nothing. Nothing. Eddie, what did he say? So Barry Zito's really not doing good?

2:06:49Maybe we should call him back and apologize. Yeah. I think that will turn it around. Go, hey. Wait until he's on the mound today. Yeah, yeah. And name a message. Say, hey, Z-Man, you probably don't remember me, but I ruined your career about six years ago. Shut up. Shut up, Rob. You're such a jerk. Why don't we just text it to him because it's free with our cricket phone. That is true. Hey, if you, Z's from, he's from San Diego. Yeah. I know somebody's got to know him, right? Why are you filming us? I'm not filming us. I'm videotaping us. But if anybody knows him, call Z because he's in town right now and tell him, hey, man. He's not in town right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're playing, you know, the Padres. No, they're not. Yeah. They start the series with the Padres. They're here for nine games in a row. No, that's not true. You're being very loud. Please, everyone. I want to remind you that on cricket, you can text message for free. That is true. That is true. What else can you do? He's tough. Eddie, what are you doing? What do you mean? Tell people... Well, Cricket right now, they have their unlimited $35 rate plan, which means your bill's always going to be $35 every month. It includes unlimited talk, text, and U.S. long distance, and of course, with no contract. That's right, Skye. No! No way!

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2:11:04This is an exclusive Mother's Day offer for P1s, but it's only good until Friday because Mother's Day is on Sunday. You can get one dozen assorted roses for mom, free chocolate truffles, and a free glass vase, all for just $29.99. Now you're like, what? Did he just say $29.99? Yeah, dude. That's it. Or for just $10 more. You can double your roses to two dozen and still get the vase and the chocolates for free. How about that? Talk about hooking mom up. It's a great deal. So here's how you get the deal. You got to go to proflowers.com, proflowers.com. You find the radio microphone located in the upper right-hand corner. You're going to click on it. You type in the password. The password is my name, Eddie, E-D-D-I-E. And you can get it. Go to proflowers.com, password's Eddie, or you can call them at 1-800-PRO-FLOWERS. It's 1-800-P-R-O-FLOWERS. Just don't forget to use the code word Eddie, and you can get that special deal. Time's running out, though. You got to get the special deal for mom by Friday, so order today.

2:12:19by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. It's turning into another pretty busy commute out here this morning. Might want to give yourself a little extra time here. We're pretty backed up on most all our freeways. South 15, you've got the usual slowdown from the 78th of your Rancho Parkway out of Escondido. Regist speeds again through Rancho Bernardo, but now there's an entry crash blocking the right lane South 15 before Mira Mesa Boulevard. So watch for a heavy backup on the approach there. South 15, you've got some heavy traffic still here. Bumper to bumper, man, from the Katie Boulevard. Solid. All the way to Solana Beach. Westbound 52 looking pretty decent out of Santee for the time being anyway. The westbound 8 is slowing here from the 805 and Passacue to Texas Street. So actually, that's an improvement. Your West 94 King Freeway, that's pretty solid though. Federal Boulevard, where the brake lights come at you. And that's a slow ride solid all the way to downtown. And plenty of tough stuff out of the South Bay, man. Both the 5 and the 805 northbound heavy out of Chilavissa up to National City. 805 continues tough in the North Park. Then again out of Kearney Mesa, heading up over the 52. And northbound 5 stays slow all the way in past the Coronado Bridge into the downtown S-curve. I'm McLaurin on Rock 155.3. From the Cricket Wireless Studios. Completely. Oh, pardon you, sir. San Diego. Hey, check it out. It's the Mikey Show. Yo, you have audio on that? We got featuring Mikey. I love Maui. I don't care. We love it. Boys have met rules. Sky. I'm the most liberal, accepting person. Sean. I'm not true. He's big. Boss for Rob.

2:13:56Very well behaved, just eats his food. I'm just happy to have food. And Ashley. I will use an obscene amount of toilet pooper. The Mikey Show is on. It's kind of like a stink lineup. Sure, yes. You know. Rock 105.3. Welcome back to your favorite morning show. It's the Mikey Show at 818. MTV has announced that they've renewed The Hills for a fourth season. Listen, Audrey's are having a hard time right now. They lost again last night to Atlanta after Tipper Jones hit his 10th home run of the year. You want to text us? Please do. Text us something interesting, and Zeth will have something to give me. 35253 is our text number. Our phone number, 570-1053. Ladies and gentlemen, in just a few moments, we're going to be talking about the SDSU drug bust, and I want to get people's takes on it.

2:15:14We are also going to read Ashley's statement that she made on the air earlier this morning. You probably missed it. It was during the 6 a.m. hour, and she is a San Diego State alumni. She was actually on the dean's list, and we will read her statement in just a minute. We've got a transcript of what she said earlier. Thank you. I told you before we went to break, there's a car company that says that if you buy or lease one of their vehicles, They will make sure that the price of gasoline for you does not exceed $2.99 a gallon for three years for all new purchases and leases. How? Wouldn't be enough for me. Really? Oh, dude, you know me, man. Like, I love cars. I love cars. Well, maybe it was like your second vehicle. Like your commuter car? Your commuter car? No? Would not do it. Wow. Sky, who's doing it? Chrysler. Chrysler's doing it. Yeah, they made the announcement. Would it be enough for you, Eddie? Would you get a Chrysler? I would think about it. Really? Yeah. If gas gets to be $6 a gallon, which I heard yesterday, it's possible. You didn't hear that. I heard it on the news. Please say you didn't. I heard it on the news that it's a very good possibility that gas can be $6 a gallon. If they can promise me that price, I would really consider it.

2:16:41Yeah, now there, of course, are restrictions. Oh, here we go. Restrictions, sky! The deal starts today, and it goes through June the 2nd. So you'd have to buy or set up your lease, you know, in that window. And it's also based on driving 12,000 miles per year. So once you go over your 12,000 miles, and it doesn't count, and basically how it works is they give you a gas card. And when you fill up... Your bill that comes to your house is only for $2.99 a gallon. Everything over that is sent to Chrysler and they pay the difference. Awesome. Yeah. So it's very, very interesting. But, you know, like, you know, sales of big cars is way down and small little compact vehicles, the sales are actually up. So Chrysler is trying to, you know, do anything. But again, you got to think if you're buying a gas guzzling car. Is this $2.99? Does it really come out in the wash? Or, you know, would you be smarter buying a compact vehicle and just, you know, having better miles per gallon anyway? Ladies and gentlemen, and now to break down this story, we now go to our gas correspondent, Old Saint Toot. Toot, are you there? That's right. Toot, are you there? Ladies and gentlemen, we're having some technical difficulties trying to reach...

2:18:01There's probably a delay. Old Uncle Santee Fart, and we are trying to reach... No. We are trying to reach them now. Eddie, maybe you should try. Come in, Old Saint Fart. Come in. We are trying to reach Old Saint Fart right now, who is on the scene. I will not respond to that name. Jolly Saint Tooth. You know that, Eddie. Yes. The spirit of Old Saint Fart. No. No. She apparently will not respond until you get the name right, so 570-1053. No. My name is Skye. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen. She's being silent but gassy right now. Oh, my gosh. Jolly old saint. What say you? Over to you. Sorry, Skye. Well, apparently we're having some technical difficulty reaching Old St. Toot. Maybe Old St. Toot's baking some brownies. It could be. That could be. Maybe that's what she's doing. That could be. Spirit of Christmas past gas. Stop it. Maybe Old St. Toot's busy trying to hunt down some mud ducks. You like that one, Sky? I got more. Mikey Show, would you like to try to summon the spirit of Old St.?

2:19:29Tudor? Yeah, I got a name you guys were talking about yesterday about the guys with the taking love. Would you like to summon up old St. Fart? Yes, this is Tua and Alex. I'm looking for the old St. Tudor. Old St. Tudor, are you there? Are you there? Are you there, old St. Tudor? Hang up on this gentleman. I don't know why. Tudor! We're having troubles. One more time, sir. Can't see claws. Hey. You're the gaseous claws of all. Please. Please bring us your bag of tooties. You can hear the soft pitter-patter on the rooftops. Maybe gassy claws is practicing the trumpet. I thought I heard an A-flat somewhere. That's right. Maybe that's the deal. Stinchy claws. Hey, guys. What about the stench?

2:20:27Stinch that stole Christmas? Yes. Is the stench that stole Christmas out there? Is the stench that stole Christmas? Eddie, you don't have to point and laugh. You don't have to point and laugh. Interesting. We're grown-ups. Hello. Hello. Yes, P1 Vader. How about Colonel Tootenstein? Colonel Tootenstein, can you come in, please? Come in, Colonel Tootenstein. Well, that's just stupid. Maybe it's Captain Paskas. Captain Paskas, are you there? Come in, Captain Paskas. 825, come in, Captain Paskas. Maybe she's out in her sleigh crop dusting. I don't know. I don't know. Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer, please. Farts Kringle, are you... Frosty the Fart Man. Jolly Old St. Flatulent, can you please give us a report? Can you please give us a report on...

2:21:37This is getting offensive, Mike. Rudolph the fart-nosed reindeer, can you please come in and give us an idea of what's happening with the price of gas? Why won't you talk? You're our gas expert. Come in. Side of rice. Okay. Side of rice. Side of rice. Side of rice. Side of rice. IBS. Sky. IBS. Huh? That's irritable bowel syndrome, you idiots. Maybe old St. Toot is shopping at K-Fot. The only reason that's funny is because it's Ted with a Boston accent. That's the only reason that was funny. Thank you. Maybe. Haven't heard nothing. So this morning on the Today Show, let me tell you something. This story about SDSU is making national news. It is all over the country what's happening at SDSU. Matt Lauer. With a huge drug bust at a place that will get the attention of a lot of parents, a major university in Southern California. We get the story now from NBC's Peter Alexander. Boy, we've been in the news a lot lately, haven't we? We really have. We've been on the Today Show. San Diego's been on the Today Show two out of the last three weeks. Five-month undercover investigation resulted in at least 100 arrests. They're showing all these kids.

2:23:01Being herded out in handcuffs, wearing hoodies to cover their faces. Nuts. 75 of them, students at San Diego. I know that, dude. Suspective of buying or selling cocaine. What's up, Benji? That's my roommate. Marijuana and ecstasy. You were in Mr. Han's class? Yeah, dude. You were in Mr. Han's class. Remember that time, bro? Hey, dude, that's my hoodie. This is our time. We're going to be doing our time. I'm picky about who they sold to. Our undercover officers were often able to contact them and say, hey, I heard of your deal. Will you sell it to me? And they did. Federal authorities released this. Are you serious? Yeah, they would just text him. That's how they did the sting operation? Hey, I heard you sell. Will you sell to me? And they're like, okay. Okay, sure. Where are you? How much you want? Well, what's your name?

2:23:59Sergeant Baker. Okay, Sergeant Baker. How much do you want? Undercover video of what they say is a drug deal taking place. In total, police seized four pounds of cocaine, 50 pounds of marijuana, several semi-automatic handguns, and more than $60,000 in cash. Prosecutors say one of those arrested was about to get a criminal justice degree, and another was scheduled to graduate this month with a master's in homeland security. A sad commentary is that when one of these individuals was arrested, they inquired as whether or not his arrest and incarceration would have an effect on him becoming a federal law enforcement officer. The investigation, called Operation Sudden Fall, began last year after 19-year-old freshman Jenny Polyakov was found dead of a cocaine overdose. It was a mistake, and obviously, you know, it cost her her life, but it could have happened to anybody. Tragically, a second college student died of a cocaine overdose. I can't believe the visual that we're seeing on the Today Show right now is the big sign of San Diego State University. And superimposed over that is the faces of these kids. Fraternity house this year. The university has suspended six campus fraternities, including this one, where 19-year-old Kenneth Chiaccio allegedly organized the drug ring.

2:25:21Police say Chiaccio advertised cocaine sales using cell phone text messages. On campus, the news was sobering. It is a sad day for the Greek system, and our reputation is kind of going down, and it's kind of a sad day for the school. On Tuesday, several of the suspects pleaded not guilty in court. Fourteen more will face the judge later today. For today, Peter Alexander, NBC News, Los Angeles. And as Peter mentioned, the investigation began when 19-year-old San Diego State freshman Jenny Polikoff fatally overdosed on cocaine last year. Nate Polikoff is her brother. Nate, good morning to you, and my condolences on the loss of your sister. Thank you. Good morning. Good morning. These arrests took place, actually, on the one-year anniversary of Jenny's death. I'm just curious, what was your reaction when you heard the news? We were all very surprised, actually, because we heard about an hour before the press conference had happened. My parents were down at San Diego State, and they told them early. And there was a lot of shock because we weren't even aware investigations were taking place. So it was just kind of like a wow effect, I guess, that San Diego State decided to pursue this. I wonder what kind of dent that's going to put in drug use at state. I wonder if it puts, you know, even a big dent at all.

2:26:40That's a good question. I hope so. You know what I mean? Like, I mean, yeah, sure, we're hearing about 75 arrests of San Diego State students, but I wonder if that's the tip of the iceberg and there's actually, you know, I wonder if today people at San Diego State are going to have a hard time getting drugs or if it's going to be business as usual. Okay, well, that one's done, so we go here. This is San Diego State students reacting to it. Cut 49. They got caught up in the wrong activities at the wrong time. Their families are hurting, and I'm sure they're hurting with the decisions they made, and they're regretting it right now. I was shocked when I heard about it, especially the fraternities that they were focusing on. I think that's something that needed to be done when you have two students die from drug overdose. It's obviously a problem. 570-1053 is our phone number. And our text number, 35253. We've got to take a break, but first, ladies and gentlemen, we have our very own San Diego State alumni right here on the show, ladies and gentlemen. Wow. What year did she graduate? Yeah. Asha. What year? I didn't. I dropped out. Okay, well, wait a second. Now, hang on a minute. That doesn't mean she wasn't on the dean's list. She was. And it still means I'm an alumni. Look it up. That's right. You can look it up on Wikipedia. I went there for five years. That's right. I was a fifth-year junior. I parted at MIT a couple of times, so I guess I'm an MIT alum. Shut up, Rob. Anyways.

2:28:03Here is Ashley's statement from earlier this morning regarding the news. Thank you, Mike. She says, and let this be a lesson to all of you that are listening right now. We're going to put this out to the media in just a little bit. But Ashley said, I'm quoting from her transcript. Oh my gosh, yeah, that was crazy. My friend is actually in a sorority and she was like telling me, um, that is pretty nuts. I think that it's great that they did that. But I think it's something that they would, if they did, an in-depth investigation on pretty much any college. I'm sure that this would happen because I don't think that it's just an SDSU thing or a frat and sorority thing that, you know, people do drugs in college. End quote.

2:29:02So what I think the, I think that what we're saying here is, you know. Stay in school. That's right. That is correct. It's Mikey. Air is invisible, so you think it's clean. But air pollution, that's invisible too. It's kind of bad for my asthma. They say it's why I got asthma in the first place. But you can make a change. Healthy vehicles pollute less, so keep your tires inflated, change your oil, and keep your vehicle maintained. We'll all breathe a little easier. For more information, visit drivehealthy.com. Brought to you by the Department of Consumer Affairs and the Bureau of Automotive Repair. Justin? Yes. Are you there? Yeah, this is Justin. Tell me your AIS story. Oh, this is great. I've been listening to Mikey's show for a while, and I've been hearing AIS this, AIS that. So I called him up two nights ago, and the guy told me that he wasn't going to be able to probably not meet my deal with my current son.

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2:33:53And I know she's probably got a fat rock on her finger and wouldn't want to change that tradition. No, that's fine. Haven't you seen Blood Diamond, dude? No. Oh, come on. Stop it. Can you do something about this? Yes, please. Skye, I think we've heard enough this morning. I've got a loud tap. We all have limits. Your ring is a blood diamond? Is that what you're saying? I don't know if I would have seen that movie before. Before we got married, I don't know what. If I'd have seen it before he proposed, this would be wooden. You are the president of Clown Village. That is right. That is true. Skye is the president of Clown Village. She was elected. That's right. It was a fair election. It was a landslide. Clownotopia. It is eight. Brittany and Kay Fed were in court yesterday, and the judge granted Brittany more visitation time with her boys. NBA playoffs last night saw Boston open up with a win over LeBron James and Cleveland. Our text number is 35253. Call in about this SDSU drug bust, man. I want to hear from you. 5701053 is the phone number. Don't forget, P1 sticker strike. Saturday, 10 to 1.

2:35:27Qualcomm Stadium, man. This is going to be large. Over $200,000 in cash and prizes being given away out there. Kawasaki. Well said. Kawasaki. Oh, you're okay. Come out there and get a Kawasaki, you turkey. Yeah. Kawasaki from House of Motorcycles. It's going to be really big, man, so we encourage everybody to come in. Zeth, you all right? Zeth. Someone help Zeth. What happened? What are you doing, Zed? Just growing my beard, guys. Thing itches, too, man. I could tell that. 570-1053 is our phone number. I got a text that says, is Rob hot? He sounds like it. Oh, yeah.

2:36:20Let me tell you something. You see my MySpace page? Holy moly. Well, his face is very red. Is that what they're referring to? Oh, I knew that was that. Oh, that's what they meant. Oh, you're right. They must have seen him. Should he be at a sale somewhere? They just assumed because they saw that red face. I don't know. Why is his face red? Well, he doesn't believe in sunblock. I don't. It's cancerous. Sunblock is cancerous? No, it's like an Easter bunny. It attracts the bad rays. From the sun that don't burn you. That no one talks about. Read a book, kids. Thank you. Down at your local library. Exactly. So you'll catch me begging for change. Mikey, if it was a real sting, they would have got the supplier to the kids. This is just the tip of the iceberg. Mikey, no coke, speed, or meth means finals are gonna suck. I wonder if that's true. A little bit. Seriously? People stay up and study. Yeah, I'm sure they use that stuff. They use Coke and Speed and meth? I wouldn't doubt it. That sucks. Let's see. 570-1053. Text number 35253. Actually, guys, Ashley is an alumnus. That is singular. Not an alumni. That is plural. Love your show. Keep up the good times. That's P1 Praetorian. Don't know what that means.

2:37:47It's an educated person. I don't know about that. It's an educated person. I'll look into it. Ash is going to check that out, man. Ash, chase that. Actually, P1, you look into it, email me the link. There you go. I don't even know how to look into it. You blog the surf. Surf your space, man. Go to Surf Space. Webopedia. P1 Marine. What's going on, Mikey? Pretty good, dude. What's up? Podorian, that's the secret guard for Caesar during the Roman Empire. That, of course, I was just... He was kidding. He knew what it was. Yeah, of course I was. No way, Jose. Yay, you turkey. Turkey. What's going on, dude? Not much. I'm graduating with a history degree at San Diego State in two weeks. Well, good for you. And I was there at school yesterday for the drug bust, and I just have to say I'm glad they got these guys. I mean, I went to a couple frat parties this semester, and drug use is definitely pretty rampant. And I mean, there's no reason for frat guys to have semi-automatic weapons. I mean, well, listen, I mean, fat guys can have them or skinny guys can have them. The truth is, is that they're true. I got you. Frat guys. That's right. I agree with that, too. $60,000 worth of cash. I mean, that's just that's ridiculous. So I'm glad they brought those guys down. It was kind of interesting. It took a year for your investigation, I guess. But there's a lot of loopholes that have to go through.

2:39:13But I'm just glad that they took those guys down. Yeah. Yeah, I am too. I mean, I want those kids doing drugs, man. A lot of toots, dude. Yeah, dude. Real good. Hey, Eddie, just heard the news. I'll be there at 445, flight 221, all right? Oh, God. You want to pick me up at the airport? Yeah, dude, I'm sure they got leftovers. It should be great. All right? Yeah, dude, kids clean now, right? All right, that's great. You know what that means? It means a wholesale sale, dude. That's what I'm saying, right? Pick up the kid. Real good. Real fresh. Fresh toot. Why are you spitting? I'm not spitting. I don't smoke filters. That's foul. Can you stop spitting in my car, dude? Oh, dude, Bauman, you're such a clown, dude. Don't spit in my BMW, dude. This is an M3, okay? Do you know where that leather came from? All right, I'm going to take that beautiful girl, Ashley, out on a date in this car, okay? That's great, dude. Yeah, leave the kid at home. What's the kid going to do? Come on, don't get upset, dude. You know we spend, like, all of our time together. I'm going to take a beautiful filly out on a date. She's got a friend for the kid? Because I would never do that to you, bro.

2:40:32What are you talking about, you clown? You would never do that to me. What does that even mean? Are you calling me a clown? I just did. I just called you a clown. Dude, you're the clown. You're a clown, dude. Look at your red nose, dude. You graduated from clown school. Really, dude? Yeah. Four years, bro. How about your big floppy feet, bro? Yeah, four years. Okay. Four years you did at clown school. Okay, you're getting your doctorate, bro. Oh, what's that flower on your lapel? Oh, really? Yeah, oh, squirt. It's a flower. Yeah, you're the clown. Yeah, great. Yeah, great. Dude, don't spit in my car. I'm not kidding. All right. I just told... I did it out the window, bro. I'm pulling over. I'm pulling over. No! Going to Whataburger. Get out of my BMW. Why do you have to tell me what it is every time, dude? I know you drive a BMW. Okay, you see that little roundel right there on the steering wheel? You know what that means? Excellence, all right? It doesn't mean spit in my car. Okay. All right? I get it. Great. You're rich. Great, you get it. Okay, great. Kid struggles. Okay. I know the kid struggles, bro. You don't have to go into the struggles, okay? All right?

2:41:33You wonder why you're not taking out the young fellas because you're spitting in men's cars, all right? You're spitting in a man's car. I get it. You're classy, man. Yeah, okay. What do you want? Okay, I get it. You spit in cars, all right? Yeah, great. The kid is garbage. Is that what you want? I'm not saying that. Is that what you want to say? You're better than me. Hey, don't talk about you like that. You are my friend, all right? Don't talk about you. Clowns never wrong. Oh, no. Clowns wrong twice, dude, all right? Fool me once. Clown me once. Fool on me. Clown me twice, you know the sign, all right, dude? Great. Stop spitting in my car. You had me a clown. What? This is a reenactment of a real conversation. Absolutely. Absolutely. Every day. That's the thing. Every day. That's the thing that's so great about it. P1 Tyler. Oh, I love it. Yeah, I'm a student at SDSU. I'm driving down there right now, and I just called in to say, you know, arresting 75 kids, 75 more kids are just going to be out there selling drugs. I mean, I feel like I could go down there right now and ask anyone in my class where to get, you know, any kind of drugs, and I could get it just as easy. So it's not going to make a dent, you don't think? I don't think it's making a dent at all. I mean, $60,000 is not that big of a deal, I feel like. I mean, kids are selling lots of drugs. I mean, there's, what, 60,000 students that go to SDSU? Well, let me ask you, man, because it sounds like you're somebody that kind of knows what they're talking about, and I believe that you do know what you're talking about.

2:42:55You and I don't know whatever. I don't know what would ever motivate you to be on this side. But let's say that somebody offered you a million bucks and they said, P1 Tyler, we want to give you a million bucks. And what we want you to be in charge of is cleaning up this drug problem at SDSU. Where would you start? What would you do? I mean, I guess. I mean, if I were really to do it, which I don't know if I would or not, I mean, you could just ask around. I mean, just in a general class, you could ask one, hey, like, you know, you got a G of butt or, you know, like something like that. And it's like, yeah, of course, you know, my buddy does this. He can get you this. And it's, you know, you can just infiltrate a little system and you're in, you know what I mean? So like 21 Jump Street style? Yeah, a little undercover, a little bit of UC. Hey, man, seriously, listen, this guy is smart. He knows what's going on. And he's probably right, man. He's probably right. I'm 23 years old now. I'm a student at SDSU. I mean, I used to, you know, I was younger. You know, I used to do a little bit of what maybe these kids were doing. But, you know, not that I think it's right. And, of course, it's sad when these kids, you know, die or overdose or whatever. But I just feel like getting these kids out is just going to be replaced. And it's really not really helping anything, I feel like, you know. It's almost a waste of time for those cops. There you go. Hey, Tyler, I appreciate the phone call, man. No problem. That's good insight, dude. P1 Philly's Finest is on the line.

2:44:17What's happening? What's going on, dude? Just wanted to chime in about the whole thing. Go ahead. I'm Greek at SDSU, actually, and I just want to get the word out that this is basically an isolated incident. Yeah, it's bad that it happened, but it's important to realize also that the Greek community does promote strong leadership and it does breed strong leaders for the future. Yeah, I mean, I don't think that the Greek system in general is bad. I don't. I mean, I think that there's a lot of those guys that are really good guys, man. And I think it kind of blows that that's the rap that these guys are, well, that the Greek system would get. Well, 75 bad apples. Yeah, the whole hundred, the bunch of hundred, you know. Yeah. Yeah, just because you got to. Vat of apples and there's 100 in there and 75 of them are bad doesn't mean that the whole... They don't spoil the whole cart. There's still 25 good ones somewhere in there. It's very catchy. Something like that, I don't know. This text message at 35253 says, Mikey, what effect do you think this will have on SDSU being voted the number one party school in America this year? Skyrocketed to the top of the list. That's right. With a bullet. Yep.

2:45:37It's literally with a bullet hole next to it. With all those AK-47s and whatnot. Mikey, even if you clean up SDSU this year, next year's freshmen will bring it back. I wonder if that's true. I'd be pretty crazy with the cops on it now. I wonder, man. That's why that call from Tyler, I don't know. Like, I don't know. I'm so out of it, man. This is the thing. Sorry to interrupt you. Sorry. But I was going to say, I feel like... If the girl dying last year and then exactly practically a year later, another drug overdose isn't going to already put in kids' mind. Like, these kids are dying. And it's freak incidences. It's not like crazy. No, no, no, no. Ash, not according to this text message. Listen to this. Glad they spent so much taxpayer money on a victimless crime. That's P1 Drew. You know, and so it's like. There were two victims. Well, yeah, somebody died. Two. And if that's not going to scare the kids, then I don't know what will. Well, with the demand there, there will always be somebody willing to have the supply. And I think what will happen, in my opinion, is there won't be this text messaging and dealing to people that you don't know. It's going to become a little more exclusive who people are willing to deal to. But this concept of victimless crime, it's not a victimless crime. There's victims, man. Sure. You know.

2:47:00And not just the people who died. Yeah. I mean, you know, we'd never have heard that drugs ruin people's lives. Never. Never heard that before. They don't destroy families. Not at all. And they don't turn into addictions ever. Especially cocaine. That one you can do casually. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you want Quimby. What's going on? Well, I am a graduate of San Diego State University. And this comes as no shock, you know. I mean, now it kind of sucks because STDSU, as I like to call it. STDSU? Like one in four kids at STSU has a STD. Is that the truth? And I think it actually might even be one in three now. But it's definitely one in four when I was going there. Question. Is that different from UCSD or is that different from, you know? Any other college? Is it different from Mesa, I think, is a big question here that we all want to know. That's what I want to know. Shoot. I came up with a new slogan, though, for SDSU. It's, you know, come for the chlamydia, stay for the cocaine. Oh, they should pick that up. Not bad. Well said. Do you think that somewhere right now the chancellor of SDSU started jotting that down on a sticky note? Right?

2:48:25Oh, my gosh. Thank you, Quimby. I knew one of the guys who got arrested. Did you really? Yeah, he was one of the... He was my dealer. Right. How did you know him? I used to work with him, and he grew up with my... You used to work with him. Quimby. Quimby used to work... You are something else. ...with him. Horticulturalist. Ivorist. Ivorist. Thank you, Quim. Text us. Text us. 35253 is the text number. Our phone number, 5701053. You guys want to do Lyrical Gangsta next? Yes, sir. We're going to do Lyrical Gangsta next. This Mother's Day, discover the incredible selection of Journey Diamond Jewelry at Jarrett, the Galleria of Jewelry. Journey Diamond Jewelry.

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2:56:59I want other listeners to know whatever you guys endorse is truly a good product. I've already gotten an awesome deal at Sleep Train because of the show. My daughter got a decent deal on insurance at AIS, considering her driving record. And the brats are fantastic. Thank you so much. I truly believe that the whole crew is genuine and not just blowing smoke. There you go. That's P1 David and Sylvia. How about that? People are changing their lives by eating Johnsonville brats for the better. They're absolutely delicious, and you can try them too. They're going to be out. Johnsonville brats are going to be out at the P1 sticker strike. You're going to be able to eat them for yourselves. You should be coming to the sticker strike anyway, but when you do, you can come out, get a sticker on your car, get a prize, and we'll even give you a brat, a Johnsonville brat. Off the grill, it is going to be off the hizzy fo' shizzy. That is this Saturday. So come get a Johnsonville brat this Saturday. And if you need something to cook for dinner, stop by your local grocer. Go back to that fresh meat section and pick up a package of Johnsonville brats. It's the Mikey Show. Featuring Mikey. I am insecure about being short and fat and Mexican and bald. Eddie. I am not a doctor, but I will speak on this. Sky. You know I speak my mind. We all speak our mind on this stupid.

2:58:19Sean. Page somewhere. Austin Rob. That's crazy. That's crazy. We're giving away a cheap angle. And Ashley. I'll go through a roll of toilet paper in a day. The Mikey Show's on. That's true. 5-3. It's the Mikey Show. Welcome back to the program. It is 9-0-2. Obama won the North Carolina Democratic primary last night, and Hillary just barely squeaked out a win in Indiana. Barry Zito's stint in the bullpen is over. Without making a relief appearance, he's going to return as a starter today for the Giants. Go Jiggities! Mike, we've been getting some texts and emails about this story. We might want to mention it. It's kind of breaking news around the county here. What is it? Okay, well, I'm going to read you basically, because the information is still slowly coming out, but I'm going to read you what the Union Tribune has. They say, Wagon High Middle School remains on lockdown after an explosion early this morning in a trash can on campus. Students have now been moved to the playground area so police can sweep through the school. The explosion was reported at about 724 this morning at the Mira Mesa School, which is located on Gold Coast Drive. Okay.

2:59:38So basically there was an explosion in a trash can. They put the school on lockdown. All the kids were in their rooms. Anybody arriving to school wasn't allowed into the building. But now since they're doing a sweep of the building, I guess they've moved all the kids to the playground. If you're a P1 and you're a parent and you are there or you know anything more, you know, we're getting this information. Who knows when this information, you know, when they printed it. Right. Or posted it, so yeah, if anybody knows more than our parent, let everybody know, please. But there are no reports of injuries or anything like that, so you don't have to freak out. Very good. That's good news. We're going to be doing Lyrical Gangsta here in just a second. Some of the texts we're getting at 35253. Mikey, these poor burnouts. This drug bust, finals coming up, and that poser Castro blowing it all last night on Idol. Oh, man, it's a double whammy. How much more can these kids take? It's a P1 goat meal. I don't know what's wrong with that performance. What's the matter with that? So he forgot the words last night. But that's a big thing. Yeah, it's final four, Mike. Yeah, but, you know, I mean, sometimes you get nervous up there, and can't they account for that? Can't the judges, like, sort of account for the fact that, yeah, it is on national TV, maybe you get a little nervous sometimes? No. You know what I think that shows?

3:01:06I think that it's just like Barack Obama. I think it shows he's human. I would vote for him because I would vote for him. I would vote for him because it shows us that he's a human being, okay? Instead of all those other contestants, the other three, they're trying to hide it. Hide their humanness? Yeah, they're trying to hide their humanness by not forgetting the words. And he's like, and Jason Castro's like, No, I'm not going to be all fake like them. I will forget the words and show you that I'm a human being. No, that's not. Like, you guys, fakers. Man, I just am so proud of, like, how he just rolled with it and just kept going. Yeah. Like, such a professional. He's a professional, dude. That's the opposite. He's the opposite of professional. I mean, you know what I mean? Like, anybody else probably would have crumbled under the pressure, but not him. Well, hello, Brooke White, and where's she? Hello. Bye-bye. Gone. See you later. But I guarantee you, James, stay. Because he rolled through and pushed through. Not only did he roll through and push through, but he nailed that very last note in the clip. That's very Bob Dylan used to ruin all the notes. No, just Bob Dylan would be like, you know, you gotta put your own vibe into it. He'd be like... You know what I'm saying. Now, the Mikey Show presents The Search for the Truth Behind the Words and the Logic Behind the Lyrics.

3:02:45It's time to play Lyrical Gangster. Eddie, what is it? Let's do this. If you know the lyrics to songs, call us right now. 5701053. I wish I could play the game. It's a fun game, and if you're the type of person that really likes the lyrics of songs, it's the perfect game for you. Call us right now, 570-1053. Eddie, what do we have today as a prize? We have gift certificates to the Red Circle restaurant and bar down in the gas lamp. Very nice. Very nice. First contestant is P1 Bud Light. What's up, dude? What's going on, guys? Not too much, man. How old are you? I'm 21, 22 on Saturday. As a 21, almost 22-year-old, what do you think about this SDSU drug bust stuff? I can't believe it. I can believe it, man, but it's, you know. Right in our own backyard. Shady. That's right. Someone call my name. P1 Bud Light, what do you do? I actually work for Budweiser. Oh, look at you. You deliver Bud Light? Yeah, occasionally. I'm a merchandiser. I mean, the guy gets a gig on the afternoon show, and now he has his own assistant. Yeah, is it that guy? That's weird.

3:04:05All right, so let's do this thing. P1 Bud Light, your categories are Michael Jackson songs, one-hit wonders, and duets. Let's go with Michael Jackson songs. You got it. Your Michael Jackson song question is, in the song Rock With You by Michael Jackson, he says, you got to feel that heat and we can ride the what? You got it! In your face. Nicely done. What just happened? Awesomeness. Very similar. You're both beautiful. You are a winner, P1 Bud Light. Nice job. Hang on the line.

3:05:13P1 Tony's on the line. Hey, Tony. Yeah, Tony. Hey, what's going on, guys? Tony, how are you, man? Good to go. What do you do for a living? I'm a radar technician. Nice. How long does it take to learn how to do that? I was in the service for a long, long time learning the electronics part stuff of it. It's got the background. It's not that hard, I guess. All right. Well, we know this. We know that you can read a radar, but how good are you at lyrics? I'm also somebody that's good at that. Okay, well, let's find out. Your categories are duets, Michael Jackson songs, and one-hit wonders. Go with one-hit wonders. Oh, man. Here is your question. In the song What's Up by Four Non-Blondes, she says, I step outside and I take a deep breath and then I get real what? I get real high. You've got that right. Yeah. God.

3:06:26Okay, you don't have to sing every song. And now, ladies and gentlemen, our very own American Idol contestant, Ashley, singing What's Up by Four Non-Blons. No more. A little bit more. No. There it is, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you very much. I'd rather plead the gas tank of old saint poop. Well, there it is. Sorry. Congratulations, Tony. Awesome. Hey, Tony. Tony. Hey, Tony. He won Bobby's on the line. Bobby. Bobby. How's it going? Pretty good. What's up, Bobby? Fist bump. Broseph.

3:07:57How you doing, Bobby? Doing pretty good. How old are you, Bobby? 23. It's a classy age, bro. Keep it, okay? Don't forget it. All right, don't forget 23. It's the time of your life. All right, dude. Live it up. All right? That's great. I'm over there. Teflon kid. That's right, dude. That's right. That's what I call Bauman. Stay in school, bro. You do that, you stay in school, you'll be buying a nice suit before you know it, all right? Like Bauman. Yeah. You'll be going to work like a gentleman. Dude, I dropped out, okay? That's right. Great. Woods, don't beat yourself up about that. Yeah, I'm a loser. No, you're not, dude. I'm standing next to the Teflon kid over there. That's right, dude. It all slides right off. That's great. That's great. Don't talk about yourself like that. You're my friend. All right? You're talking about my friend, bro. Thanks. Can you buy me a sandwich? Dude, I told you yesterday, man. You got to start buying your own sandwiches, dude. You want to take me to lunch, dude? I don't have a... I asked you if you wanted to go to lunch. I didn't ask if I could buy you. What do you want me to do, bro? You're not my girlfriend, bro. Whatever. P1 Bobby. Did you just call me a clown? Yeah, dude, you're a clown. You want to go to lunch every day, expect me to pay for it. Dude, when you say that, you're spitting all over my BMW. I'm sorry, Steve. Dude, don't spit in my car. I got filter on my mouth, bro. It's a man's car, bro. These two guys are best friends, by the way. Oh, my gosh. P1 Bobby. Yep. I'm going to give you your categories now. Categories are Michael Jackson songs, duets, and one-hit wonders.

3:09:29Let's take a one-hit wonder. You got it. Your one-hit wonder song question is, in the song Too Shy by Kaja Gugu, they say modern medicine falls short of your what? Liking? I have no idea. Oh, that's a tough one. Complaints. Too shy. I'm going to put my finger to Sean's lips. So appropriate. Oh, yes. Perfect. Sorry about that, P1 Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. P1 Buckley is on the line, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, my gosh. That's right. The voice of an angel. You know, he does well when he's having to do with songs. He does well. I can sing anything. I'm having a bit of a American Idol hangover, so. Gotcha. A little worried today. Karaoke bar last night.

3:10:42Don't worry, you're going to do just fine. Your categories are one-hit wonders, Michael Jackson songs, and duets. There you go. Your question is... In the song, Beat It by Michael Jackson, he says, You better run. You better do what you can. Don't want to see no blood. Don't want to be a... What? Yeah! That is what I'm talking about. Sing it, Buckley. Buckley's a Hall of Famer. Hang on. Gorgeous. Voice of an angel. It's really beautiful. True. It's exquisite, bro. P1, you're done is on the line. Wow. P1, you're done. How old are you? 25. And what do you do for a living? I build police units for the Navy. Is that right? Yeah. What do you mean? You build cars? What? What is a police unit? We take brand new, like right now we have brand new Chevy Tahoe, bring them in and put light bars on them and all the strobe lights. Oh, okay.

3:12:02That's cool. That's cool, man. All right, your categories are duets, one-hit wonders, and Michael Jackson songs. Let me try a duet. You got it. Your question is, in the song, I've Had the Time of My Life by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes, they say, we saw the writing on the wall as we felt this magical what? I've seen the writing on the wall. I've seen the writing on the wall. As we felt this magical... I have no idea. No! Fantasy. All right. Spinning arms, Ty. Chin up. Chin up. Break up. Break up. Well done. Well done. Well done. You dropped her. Oh, no. Eddie's on the ground. Eddie just fell on the ground. Oh, this is catastrophic. Please get videotape. Oh, no. Please get videotape. Maybe we should do it in the water next time. YouTube this. Maybe we should try it. Practice first in the water. And then try it on land. I'll wear a white tank top without a bra. Okay. Hot. Oh, for goodness sake. Get this. Get this. It's not easy. It's videotaping. It's not easy. Seth is videotaping.

3:13:31He's so dramatic. So dramatic. Oh, my gosh. Eddie, are you all right? Eddie, are you all right? Quick, Mike, give him mouth to mouth. All right, that's enough. That guy did not win. Well, well, maybe next time, huh? No. Sorry about that. I told you I didn't like being called spaghetti arms. Oh, look at that. Yeah, did somebody say that you guys needed mouth-to-mouth down there? I'm a local chiropractor, but I'm also certified in CPR. Yeah, we're good. Eddie needed it. I'm fine. I'll be right there, Eddie. Hang on, I'm starting the Trans Am right now. I'm starting the Trans Am. I'm going to start the Trans Am up. I'll be right down there. Here we go. I'll be there in just a second. Don't go away. You can hear me. I'm breathing fine. Hello? Oh, it sounds like you're breathing fine, but you could still have a piece of steak stuck in your throat there. What steak? Give me a few minutes. I'll get down there. I'll take care of you. I'm good. I'll be like Ann Wilson from Heart. I'll breathe life into you. Wait, what? Is that Huey Lewis in the news that you're playing? Yeah, it is. Can I have this dance? I was reading Seth's blog this morning, and I...

3:15:00I noticed that he was a big fan of the band. He was listening to the news, and so I just wanted to see if he wanted to go see him with me this weekend at the fair. What's that? There is no fair. It's the Saginaw Fair in Michigan. Oh, that's not strange. It's Dr. Wayne. We've got to take a break. When we come back, still taking your calls on this SDSU thing. Test us at 35253. You can call us at 5701053. Back after this show. Be there when your Padres take on their division rivals, the Colorado Rockies, May 9th, 10th, and 11th. On Friday, May 9th, first pitch is at 705. Be sure to stay after the game for the spectacular family fireworks presented by Point Loma Credit Union. On Saturday, May 10th, the Padres and Rockies battle at 705. All fans will get a Jake Peavy t-shirt presented by Cox Communications Channel 4SD.

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3:19:24Other than that, though, the rest of our freeways are up to speed, looking pretty nice, so enjoy the rest of the ride. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105 for 8. Listen, how would you like to work out for free? Well, next week, Frogs Fitness is doing something really cool. It's called Get Active America Week. It is where Get Active America is a national initiative to encourage active lifestyles and combat obesity. So they want all Sandia... San Diegans from May 12th to the 16th to come in and check out Frog's Fitness. It's the best gym in San Diego. It's off the hizzy. It is the ball. I tell you, when you work out, you eat better, you drink less, you lose inches, you get more endurance. It's really cool, man, and you'll feel better about yourself, and you'll just really, really enjoy it. And Frog's Fitness is the way to go. They have all the best classes. All the best equipment and all the best people. So why would you want to work out anywhere else? To find a location near you, go to their website, frogsfit.com, or give them a call at 877-FROGS-FIT-TODAY. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. I love it. I love it. I love what a spectacle it is. KIOC San Diego's Rock. It's just you and me and nature. Yeah.

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3:22:24Whoa. Okay, lesson number one. You can't get just chips. Why not? You can't get just chips at a.m. p.m. It would be like saying no thanks to a million dollars or turning down season tickets. Season tickets? It's like telling a gorgeous French supermodel that you have a girlfriend. Whoa. It's just something you don't do. You have to at least get a hot dog. All right, all right. I could go for a hot dog. Yes, and? Slim Jim. A hot dog and a supermodel coming right up. You're buying this, right? Yeah. Wait, what? Let's go. At a.m. p.m., you can never have too much good stuff. Stop in and pick up a pepper jack cheese sausage dog for only $1.29. Real pepper jack cheese sausage and just the right amount of spice. A.m. p.m., too much good stuff. At participating stores for a limited time while supplies last, prices may vary. The following sounds were recorded in San Diego. See if you can guess what's happening. Oh, yeah.

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3:24:45That's true. They are so damn comfortable. That's great, dude. And they take your old set out and all that? Yep. Yep. That's what they do. That's awesome. Thank you very much, man. Rob is staring at me. He does do this. He takes a long time to answer. Yeah, he does. He does. Not to sort through my papers. Yeah. Hey, listen, guys, you're driving to work. Just enjoy the commute. That's just an interesting wording of the question. Oh, yeah. Pal. You know, I don't know who created that question. What is this? What is this here? I want to say... Read me the question. Oh, my God. You're the worst. Shut up. It's going to be siete de mayo by the time you get there. 105.3. Oh, make me over. Right now the time is 9.30 a.m. 96 people were arrested in an undercover drug sting. 75 of the arrests were San Diego State students. Kobe Bryant officially wins the NBA MVP, his first in his 12-year career. Oh, yes. Do the Lucia basketball. Look at that.

3:26:28Text us, 35253. Do you understand what we're doing Saturday? Talk about it. Come on, Mike. Make us understand. I'm telling you, I can't even make you understand this. Okay, there's seven of us on the show, and we're all going to be at Qualcomm. Sean is flying in, and we will all be at Qualcomm Stadium this Saturday. From 10 in the morning to 1 in the afternoon. Giving away that brand new Mikey Show P1 Army sticker. If you want one, we'll put one on your car. Yeah, it's a party. You're invited. We're going to be giving away over $200,000 in cash and prizes out there. Here's the way it works. You put the sticker on your car, we hand you an envelope. And when you open that envelope, everybody...

3:27:35Everybody that receives an envelope, there's something in that envelope. So it doesn't matter who you are. Everybody gets this. $50 gift certificate toward a tattoo at Good Neighbor Tattoo. Awesome. A free car wash from Massey Toyota. You're guaranteed that. And a Johnsonville Brat, Mike. Is that right? You also get a Johnsonville Brat. That'll be in the envelope. No, it's not in the envelope. It's not in the envelope? Not in the envelope. It's kind of messy. Oh. By the way, speaking of Massey Toyota, congrats. To our boy Brian over there. They just had a little boy and Boston Rob went over there yesterday and he wasn't there. And that's why, because they just had a little boy and he texted me about it. He's all excited. So, Brian, if you're listening, congrats. Congrats. $200,000 in cash and prizes in the following areas. So this may be in your envelope. A flat screen TV from Encinitas TV. That's a big envelope. How are you going to fit that in an envelope? I'm telling you, it's hard, but you've got to put it in there at an angle. How many times can I drive through? You've got to put it in at an angle. You can't. What, me? No. You can't. What if I wear a Groucho mustache? We wouldn't recognize you. Here is your envelope, Mr. Marks. Mr. Marks. We thought he was Richard Marks. That's the right thing. He's very terrible.

3:28:54You could win a $1,000 gas card could be in that envelope. Season tickets to the Chargers this season. Stop it. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. They're the best. I'm not kidding. Go watch them lose to the Pats. Oh, really? Is that what you... Eddie just threw a plastic bottle. $2,500 gift certificate from audio card toward audio video equipment. Hey, that kid has got some gumption today, doesn't he? For a fan of a team that had the ultimate choke in the history of football, I would not talk. I would not talk. They're 18-1. I reckon it was better than yours. They're 18-1. The only reason they beat us in the playoffs is because half our team was on the injured list. That's embarrassing. I think he would have some respect. Listen, I haven't even got to the good part of this. Go impregnate somebody. He's ruining this. Make him shut up. I'm out of here. One lucky winner is going to walk away with a Kawasaki 2008 Ninja 250R from House of Motorcycles. San Diego House of Motorcycles. It's going to be real good.

3:29:57I just heard. I don't even think Ashley knows this. I just heard from UFC fighter Dean Lister. He's so excited. He wants to come out and check this out. That's nice. That's awesome. Dean Lister's going to be out there. Sick. Yeah, great. Pretty cool. You know who's not going to be out there, dude? I can't be out there, right? Yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Apparently, I can't ride in the BMW, so. Great. Yeah. Why don't you support your boy? Yeah, great. Woo! Great, dude. Why don't you go out there to see that exquisite Ashley, okay? She'll be dressed to the nines. That's right. That's right. I'm not going to let her have one of those dummies rolling up on her saying, hey, can you slap a sticker on my car? I'm going to get out of my car, put on the sticker for her. Dude, I'm a gentleman. I'm a gentleman, okay? Let me open the door to my BMW for you, okay? Dude, you don't have to tell us every time what you drive. All right, dude, but don't spit in my car, okay? Dude, you just spit in my car. Dude, I got filter in my mouth. What do I want? Don't spit in my leather BMW seats. Don't do that, dude. It's ridiculous, all right? Everybody knows, dude, what it is, all right? It's a man's car. It's what it is, all right? Teflon kid, dude. All right? Don't be a boy. Be a man, all right? Don't spit in a man's car. I'm not saying I'm better than anybody, dude. That's great. You're killing it. I get it. Let me tell you. Listen. Kid struggles over here. Hey, dude. Kid's great, all right? I can't even pay my rent. Doesn't even matter.

3:31:17Kid's still great. Don't even get down on yourself, dude, all right? You're great. Don't forget that. I noticed Ash is looking at you, dude, not the kid. Why is that? You want to know why, dude? You want to know why? Because the kid's not spitting in his own car, okay? You're spitting in my car, dude. That's my carpet. I wasn't. Of my BMW. I wasn't. That's an M3, bro. Dude. Whataburger's closed right now. Why would I pull in there, you clown? Closed, you clown, dude. Pull in there. Did you just call me a clown? Yeah, you're being a clown, dude. Pull into the Whataburger, bro. If I'm being a clown, why do you have a big red nose on right now? Yeah, that's great, dude. Okay. Clown college. King of the circus. This text message at 35253 says, question for Skye and Ashley. Skye. Is it wrong to be with a girl you don't love truly, but she loves you and you tell each other you love each other? That's P1 Plumber. How come I don't get this? Why don't we get to respond to this? Why is it just a Skye and Ash? That's fair. Skye, Ashley? I wonder how they're going to respond. Gosh. I already know my answer. Skye, what do you think? Well, let Ashley go first then. Ashley, go first. If you do not love the person...

3:32:35you're settling and there's someone out there better for you and even though the person might love you like that if it's not equal true love you can find someone who you do equally love and um it's true love so you are you know only kind of getting her hopes up and leading her on and you're not being true to yourself because you really don't love her like she loves you it's not fair to anybody i'd get out of the relationship and move on sky Yeah, I mean, you know, with all these emails, I always want to know more. Like, how long have you been together? How old are you? All those things. Why? What would that... Why? Well, because... If it's a brand new relationship, you know, maybe she's already there, but maybe he's not there yet, and maybe he'll get there in time. But if they've been together for a long time already, and he's still going, yeah, this isn't going to be the love of my life, then I totally agree with Ashley. Like, you're just wasting everybody's time. It sounds like you totally disagree with Ashley. Well, no, it doesn't sound like that at all. And I back Ashley up. Eddie. Well, I don't.

3:33:36What's up? I don't know. I can't help myself. I have to comment on this. Nobody asked you. Nobody asked me and asked Scott. So now moving on. Don't dip your toe in. Jump in. Go on. Cannonball. Well, see, I think. Here's the, listen to it again. So is it wrong to be with a girl you don't love truly, but she loves you? Yes. And you tell each other you love each other. But you're not in love. Difference. Well, what I've heard so far, mostly. is from, it's like we're responding to him about him. And my take on it is, wow, this is kind of really terrible what you're doing to this other person. Instead of thinking it about yourself and saying, well, you're settling and forget you. Look what you're doing to this person. You're wasting her years. These are years that she has. And these are vital and important years. And you're taking them up.

3:34:36She's not going to leave you. She loves you. You need to do the manly thing and say, I got to cut the cord. I know you won't because you love me. You don't have the strength to do it. You hear that, ladies? That's advice. He said all those things. That is how you do that. He repeated what he said. He basically repeated. Woodsy, buddy, why don't you listen to some of that stuff? It really helped you out. Stop using those girls the way you're doing it. Those are beautiful women. Thank you, Bowman. You're a gentleman. Bro, they're exquisite creatures. They're pigs, dude. No, they're not, dude. We all got mothers and sisters, right? You need to realize that, okay? Don't want to see you in prison sometime, all right? I've already been there, dude.

3:35:31My own little take on that question. Boston Rob. Boston Rob. What it's called is concubines. Now, we learned today that Oprah was one, Barbara Walters was one. You're an idiot, for crying out loud. What's the problem? Back in the Roman times. I would like to let everybody know that Rob was just on Wikipedia looking up concubines. I had to make sure I got the definition correct. I can see your screen. You know that, right? Yeah, and you know what? I had to make sure that I knew that it was a mistress. There's so much preparation for such a letdown. Yeah, that's true, Ashley. That's a great point. So underwhelmed. I mean, there was a real build-up. You put so much effort into it. You go 18-0. You expect to win the Super Bowl. Hold on. Let's talk about the Patriots right now. And then you go 18-1. Such a great point, Eddie. It's actually like the biggest letdown in sports. Such a great point, Eddie. The biggest letdown in sports. You're a genius, Eddie. That was awesome. All we can do is talk about how Eli Mann and the guy that looks like... Okay. He's still talking in there. Would you even bring up Eli Manning's name if you were a Patriot fan? I mean, I wouldn't even bring that name up. Turn my microphone. You let that mouth breather beat you. Mikey, SDSU kids are probably taking the drugs to deal with the fact...

3:36:47That they have the STDs. What a shocking statistic. We were saying earlier, San Diego State statistic, one out of four kids. Last I heard, but it might be even one in three now. Really? So I don't want to say for sure. Well, yeah, why are you saying it might be one in three? Because I remember when I went there, it was one in four. Are you doing something up at SDSU we don't know about? What's with the interrupting? Like, it's so rude. I'm in the middle of a freaking sentence. Continue on. May I not look you directly in your eyes? Continue on, queen. Pardon me. Pardon me. Go ahead. May nobody interrupt me. You had to go pardon me on me. It's so ridiculous. Hey, dude, why don't you show the girl some respect, okay? Thank you, Bauman. You're talking to a beautiful woman over there, right? Yeah. Don't spit, Rob. Mikey, can you please give us an update on your father, P1 Trashman? Yeah, my dad was going through some health issues, and he's doing better, but has been experiencing this chest pain. We're chasing this deal with Kaiser, and we're trying to get him in there to get it. Are you being an advocate? He says he's getting his stress test, and that they ordered one, and that he's all good to go with his stress test. Good, good, good. Hopefully. Hey, if you pray, pray for my pop and his ticker.

3:38:11Want to see that guy around for a long time. If you missed it earlier, Ashley released a statement on what the events that have happened around San Diego State. As you know, Ashley is an alumnus of San Diego State University. And really, none of us are qualified to really... Speak on the events that happened. Mike, I went there for five years. Not only that. Wow, what's your degree in? I was a fifth-year junior. Well, I dropped out. Okay, well, but the bottom line is... When I got hired here. The bottom line, though. The bottom line is... That she was on the dean's list during her time at San Diego State University. Like at the bottom? No, no, no. She was on the list. I mean, that's all that really matters. Everybody on the list? Everybody's on the list? So here's the deal. She made a statement this morning about the events with the drug bust. She was an English minor, so we went to her, obviously, for the statement. And I majored in communication. So here it is. Her statement this morning about the drug arrests at San Diego State. It reads as follows.

3:39:11Oh, my gosh. Yeah, that was crazy. My friend is actually in a sorority and she was like telling me that is pretty nuts. I think that it's great that they did that. But I think it's something that they would if they did an in-depth investigation on pretty much any college. I'm sure that this would happen because I don't think that it's just an SDSU thing or a frat or sorority thing that, you know. People do drugs in college, end quote. Well said. Well said. That's what I was thinking, Mike. Well said. And so, you know, the thing that I thought was really cool about that is, you know, kind of one of those deals where we were all thinking it and then she said it. Thank you. So that was a neat moment for all of us here. Mikey Show. Hey, I don't want to be on the air or anything. Well, you're on the air, bro. You're on the air. Do you want us to hang up on you now? No, that's all good. I got some advice. You're on the air, bro. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. There is an ombudsman for the Kaiser Permanente. If you call and ask for the ombudsman, they can help you. What is an ombudsman?

3:40:35It's a patient advocate. You were talking about how you need to be an advocate for your dad. So they have people that work for the company that are an advocate for them with the company? Yes. How strange. That's strange because it's like you're a boxer and then you provide somebody for your opponent to beat you up with them. Exactly. How strange. It's called an on-bustman. And they helped me out through a situation that I wasn't getting any help through. Really? And I was just getting pissed off. And so I was like, do you have a patient advocate? And they're like, yeah, here, call this number. Here, let me help you destroy us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, listen, I'm going to tell my dad about the on-bustman. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Yeah, no problem. There it is. There's a kid that just took off his Brett Favre jersey after four years of wearing it. What? Him? He wore it for four years. Mm-hmm. Every day. Why would he take it off? Is that the record? That's what I wanted to know. Yeah, well, this kid got the jersey as a gift for Christmas in 2003 and would wear it every single day. He would take it off for like an hour so his mom could wash it every other day, but then put it right back on. This was all his kid wore. What a nice mother, by the way. Yeah.

3:41:53And then I guess he started getting national attention for it, you know, last year when he had hit the three-year mark and he got tickets to his first Packers game. That's crazy. But his 12th birthday was just a couple weeks ago, and his dad and him talked about it and decided, yeah, you know, it's time, you know. Well, because he's growing, Eddie, and the jersey doesn't fit him, you know, anymore. And so they decided he would take it off. So he took it off on his 12th birthday after wearing it for four years. Way to give up, kid. Now, come on. Now, the kiddie outgrew it, right? Yeah. Did they get him another one? I don't. It doesn't mention that. They should get him another one that fits. Brett should bring him one. Yeah. That'd be a great story, man. The kid's planning to attend the September 8th game when they retire. You should give him that jersey. You think? Yeah. So very cute. How about this one? California lawmakers want to make it illegal to drive with a pet on your lap. Oh, people are not going to like that. Thank you. That sounds 100% reasonable. I'm fine with that. You don't do that? It's not unreasonable. Hell no. Yeah, it's not unreasonable. My dog, first of all, if she's even allowed in my car. If she's listening. When she is, we have a strict routine. She knows to be on the ground, in and down today. I love you so much. I love her a lot. Hi, Sammy. You're ugly.

3:43:18Gosh. Gorgeous puppy, you. Yeah, so the bill has passed the California Assembly, and it now goes to the California Senate. But, I mean, it totally passed in the Assembly 44 to 11. So you will be fined if this does go through if you are driving with your pet on your lap. What about babies on your lap? Dog. Well, that's already illegal. Yeah, it might already be. Dang it. What is your... I just started a new sitting service for that. I'll drive your baby. What if it's an unborn child? Yeah, can you do that? Eddie, wait. I see where you're going with that, Eddie. Knock it off. Hold up, Eddie. I'll see what you do and then knock it off. Stop it. Hey, Sean. Oh my gosh, I love my boyfriend so much. Oh my gosh, my boyfriend's thinking of him. Whatever. What? I love my boyfriend. There's a baby. What just happened? Is she all right? Sorry, I passed gas. That's been silly. You are so stupid. My boyfriend told me I fought in my sleep. Shut up. It happened. Are we not supposed to mention this on the air? What? Because she told us in the office? Can you shut up? Wait, what? I didn't hear any of this. Oh, I was just saying that her boyfriend said that she poots in her sleep. I do not poot plural.

3:44:47It opened one time like three months ago, and it was the most embarrassing thing ever. We never talk about it again. Thank you. Stop. Oh, no. Stop. Hey, stop. For reals, dude. For reals. Freaking stop, bro. Uh-uh. Did I say anything in my sleep last night? No, I woke up and I was like, honey. Did you feel that earthquake? It was a month in a stadium. And I go, honey, it's so weird. I had a dream that I farted on you. And he was like, honey, that wasn't a dream. And I was like, what? You're gross. I know, right? Honey. I can't. Stop. Mike. Be careful. Mike, go ahead. Go ahead. You got the floor. I had a dream that I worked at one of those mushroom farms where they had fertilizer all over the place. What stinks? He didn't even say that it smelled, so you don't even know. Yeah, it's like roses. You don't even know. We didn't even go there. Let's drop it now. Right, that's why I leave the door open. I can relate, Ashley. Smells like money. Shut up.

3:46:02So juvenile, all of you. I hate talking about that stuff. Crisp 20s. Hang on, let me get this towel. Are you getting this? Stop wafting. It's so gross. It's wafting. If I don't waf, then no one else gets to it. No. Please stop it. I've never done that before. Are you getting this? Why would anyone do that? That's stupid. I want to share the love. Let's see. There's a baby harbor seal. Oh, my. Now, where is it, Skye? Is it down at the seal pool? Is it down at the seal pool? At the children's pool. Yeah, and it has a net around its neck, but people are not allowed to help. It's against the law for somebody to just walk over and take the net off. It's against the Environmental Protection Act. But what about... But he's going to die or something. And what about, Skye, what about somebody that works for the national parks or something? SeaWorld. Yeah, what about that guy? People, stop it. SeaWorld will come in and help, but only if the pup winds up away from the other group of seals. If the pup...

3:47:14like it is now, is still with all the other seals. If they go over to help the pup, they will scare all the other seals who could potentially trample other pups or, you know, bad things could happen. So until the baby seal with the net around its neck gets separated. What do you think they should do then, Eddie? I can send my brother down there. No. He works at SeaWorld. There you go. But no, but you can just hear it. Yeah, he sells churros. It's against the law. We could probably take care of it. We could just give him some whiskey or something and just send him down there in his SeaWorld outfit. Come here, come here, come here. I'm going to paint him up like a seal. Do some face paint. Send Dr. Steve Bruhl down there. Come here, you turkey. I'll take a net off your head. That's so sad. Poor little guy. Heartbroken. Are you a baby seal that has a net over its head? Stop it. Why don't you drink some vinegar and take that thing off, you turkey? I see you wear a tie like everybody else, you turkey. Hey, baby seal, to your health. Poor little guy. Leave him alone, jerks. Jose. No way, Jose. Baby seal, why don't you take that net and catch some butterflies with it? And to your health. Don't go away. Another San Diego County city is taking steps to ban smoking at their beaches and parks. I'll tell you what community this is right after this.

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4:00:00Why do you call me Kios, Woods? Dude. Isn't that your name on your email? Mikey Kios. I get your emails. I get them, dude. Mikey Kios. That's the call letters to the radio station, bro. Dude, I thought that was your last name. Dude, I've been telling everybody you've seen that guy, Mikey Kios. He's bald, short. Seen that guy? I was like, it's not very Hispanic, but... Wait a second, dude. So you're saying that when you talk to people, you just say, hey, that bald, short, Hispanic guy? That's what you say to people? Yeah. Yeah, dude, Kios. Yeah, Kios. Another real conversation. Hey, Kios, can you go on a sales call with me this weekend? I told the guy you were gone already, so. Wait. You're in. I told him him. I said, yeah. We'll go over to Big Fat Paul's afterwards. I said, Mikey and Eddie will both go. Me? It'd be great. Yeah, dude, we'll go get like a Philly sandwich, then we'll go over there. We'll go to Big Fat Paul's. Yeah. They're the number one video bar in Dallas. Yeah. This is no joke. They play DVDs, dude, on 19 flat screens. Get out. Music videos? Music videos. Oh, that is rad. I pulled the guy over. I go, hey, Big Fat Paul, you're ruining your business, dude. You're buying 19 TV sets, okay? You got four people in the place. Nah, dude. It's real good. You play 38 special.

4:01:26Up there on the... That's right. On the video screens. People will flock. That's great. I wouldn't flock. I called Bauman the other day. I was like, hey, Bauman, why don't you come over here to Baja, California, over here, Big Fat Pauls. He's playing Fleetwood Mac Rumors for the 19th time up on the DVD player. It's really great. Again, come over here. It's great. I know. They're all true stories. Why don't you come over here and look at this. Menu, okay? Come over here and get a hamburger and a taco and watch Fleetwood Mac, dude. It's great. Why? Because the guy can't figure it out. Oh, no. Hey, dude, I don't have any money to spend on advertising. Really? Maybe it's because you bought the 400th DVD of Three Doors Down, okay, dude? Maybe it's because the menu's got a hamburger and a taco on it. That's great. Yeah, great. Real good. I'll take some onion rings and a churro to go, please. Speaking of Three Doors Down, Brad Arnold of Three Doors Down. Cut 40. We were headlining the side stage over in Austria at this festival, and Metallica was headlining the main stage. We're like three songs into it. Look up there and James Hitfield standing there. My jaw dropped. I was incredibly honored that you were standing there. But like about four songs later, I was like, for the love of God, will you go on? You're making me nervous.

4:02:52Can you believe that guy sings those songs? It's three doors down there. Here without you, baby. You've been on my lonely mind. Yeah, something about I'm Superman. Kryptonite. Kryptonite. Kryptonite. Stop saying that. It's a song. Well, that's not how it goes, though. Yes, it is. Kryptonite. Kryptonite. There's more words than that. If I was stranded, then when you would call me Superman. Super kryptonite. Stop it. Just play it if you're going to do this. You don't tell us what to do. I do tell you what to do. I just did. You do, actually. It's on for you. Oh, thanks, Rob. Riz. Wow. Yeah. Kryptonite. Kryptonite. Kryptonite. Kryptonite. It's got my kryptonite. All set. Kicks off.

4:04:05Daughtry? I thought it was Daughtry. Sounds just like Daughtry. Maybe Daughtry sounds like three girls now. Yeah. Get nervous, James Hetfield right there. Uh-oh. I like that song. They're a good band. I think that's Rob's tone. Yeah. I think that Rob could sing a really good parody. Yeah, dude. He should do it. Disturbs David Draymond on... The video that they just did that has a anti-suicide message. He lost a girlfriend when he was 16, Sky? Cut 39. It is based on a true story of my own where when I was about... David Draymond speaking from the inside of a sock. ...committed suicide. And it was an unbelievably horrific and painful experience. And it was cathartic to make the song. And it really took me having a certain...

4:05:17mindset to do it, and I had to wait until I was ready. The tour bus is very small. He was making the phone call from inside their bass player's belly button. Oh, I was wondering why it sounded like that. You were wondering why it sounded so muffled? It's because, yeah, he was making the call from the inside of a belly button. Oh, okay. Good to know. Barack Obama, after the primaries last night, the primaries got split, right, Skye? Yeah, Obama took North Carolina and Clinton barely took Indiana. I mean, it wasn't until about after one o'clock in the morning, their time on the East Coast, when they finally had the verdict in on that. So here was Hillary talking about the tiebreaker cut 43. Long ago, my opponent made a prediction. He said I would probably win Pennsylvania. He would win North Carolina. And Indiana would be the tiebreaker. Well, from behind, we've broken the tie. Ah. Let's answer that. Hello? What is Skye's problem saying that I just barely won or that Hillary barely won and we had to wait until 1 o'clock in the morning? That's true. That's what happened. You want to jump all over. Barbara. You want to jump all over that. Well, those are the facts. Well, sometimes, Skye, it's better to leave the facts out.

4:06:58Wait, no. They say that all the time. She used to do that. Let's not do that. Wait a second. Okay, Annie. I like that saying. She did not used to do that. I believe that it's infuriating that she's always wanting to bash on Hillary. That's true. Obama's so great because he's a black man. Well, I'm a black woman. You're not a black woman. I'm a part-time Hillary supporter, full-time black woman. Thank you very much. I don't know that that's true. How many times? Please. Let me tell you something. So just facts, Barbara. I'm going to give you the facts right now, sister. Okay. I grew up in the hood. All right. What part of the... The south side, buddy. Oh, what? Sounds hard. South side of Rancho Santa Fe. That's not the hood. Far from it. Let me tell you something. Huh? Let me tell you something. Tell me. I grew up in a hood, drinking 40s just like my sisters. Keeping it gangster. Keeping it real, too, girlfriend. For sure. For sure.

4:07:56Just because you say certain phrases and words does not make you African-American. Okay, well then let me break you off some knowledge. Again, okay. I'll break you off some knowledge. Yes, Barbara. Do you know anything about chocolate? Yeah, I do actually. What do you know about chocolate? I know that you're not chocolate. I am. I am a personal friend. White chocolate. Ray Nagin and I had an affair. You can't just say things like that. Don't say things like that. That's horrible because you didn't. I'm putting it out there. I'm putting it out there. Barbara. Barbara. The other day. What? While sipping on Kvasi, I was talking to Ray on the telephone. Ray Ray. Ray Ray. Okay. Our dog. Are you nagging on me right now? Stop your nagging, I said to him. I don't even know what that means. It's like he's nagging. This is when we fight. But that's his last name. Cute. Anyway, I'm talking about my brothers and about how black I am. And so I was sitting there and I was like, hey. Hi. I just can't. There's nothing. You want me to try and change the subject? No. Just make it stop. The other day, Ray Ray was blowing up my celly. And I answered. You're not having an affair with Mayor Ray Nagin of New Orleans. No, you're not. That's how black I am, okay? He would never date a white woman.

4:09:18And so he was blowing up my celly and I answered it. And I said, why do you keep calling me? I just got my nails did. And he goes, what? And he said, what did he say? He said, girl, you're making me crazy. Because you got your nails did? Because I got my nails did. Okay. He said, you know I don't want you to be changing on me. What? Huh. What is she even talking about now? I don't know. Am I slurring? Yeah, a little bit. I am slurring. Yeah, you usually do. Yes. Why are you whispering? That's not going to help anything. Barbara, did you have a hookup at San Diego State? I know that you talk about pills a lot. Well, she only takes those. Sky Friends. Prescription pills. Well, they had those in the bus. You're kidding me. No, there were prescriptions. So anyway, everybody says, you better break me off some of that. Regulators, mound up. Regulators is from a movie. That's right. Mound up, girl. No, I don't think that's how it goes, Barbara. You know what I'm saying? I don't think that's how it goes, lady. You know I used to sling eight balls back in the day? I know about the San Diego State stuff. You did? You're saying that live on our air.

4:10:37Yes, I tell you every time. Every time when you call. Yes. Why? Okay. Why? Awful, Barbara. Awful. Awful. Awful. So weird. Awful. So weird. Sorry, Barbara, but even after those primaries last night, Obama is still in the lead for the delegates. You smell what Barack is cooking. He's going to unite the party. Cut 46. Tonight, many of the pundits have suggested that this party is inalterably divided. That Senator Clinton's supporters will not support me and that my supporters would not support her. Well, I'm here tonight to tell you that I don't believe it. Yes, yes, there have been bruised feelings on both sides. Yes, each side desperately wants their candidate to win. Ultimately, this race is not about...

4:11:42Hillary Clinton. It's not about Barack Obama. It's not about John McCain. This election is about you. It's about getting a brother in the White House. That's right. It's about change. It's about change, he says. I am ready to rumble. I don't want to rumble with you. He is really into change. You can call me Kilrod. I don't want to call you Kilrod. No one wants to call you that. So here is John Mayer pretty much confirming what we all thought. Cut 19. You have to ask, I have to deny it. I don't mean deny it, but sort of deflect it. So is there anything there, anything going on? I would, I would, you have the photograph. What do you think, it's photoshopped? He's talking about him and Jennifer Aniston. Why can't he just say yes? Because to say it like that makes it more of a story. Stupid. I think it's more of a story. What type of pictures? I took it to Photoshop. That was... Oh, wow. Sean just played the clip again. Why don't you make your own conclusion and you look at the Photoshop? Well, the Photoshop as he was making out, so he just couldn't say yes and save me some work, bro. Yeah, a bomb went off by his ears. He lost his hearing. Luke Ferrigno translating. Yeah, what was that? Kevin Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent.

4:13:08Talking with reporters about why Britney Spears was granted more visitation rights, which she was. Cut 22. I don't want to discuss what the type of expansion there is, but the expansion of time is reflected in the orders. I think that's a function of the recognition of progress that has been made and signs of progress. And I think that consistency... Over time, with respect to structure and stability, is something that would be welcomed by Kevin Wersch, recognized by the court. Did Ashley write your statement? That's right. Well, if that had been the case. Here is more of Mark Kaplan. No. Mark Vincent Kaplan. Saying that Kevin Federline looks forward to a time when his children have the benefit of two participating parents. Cut 23. I think that consistently we've always said that Kevin's goal and his hope is that his children will have the benefit at some point in the future of having...

4:14:21Two parents who are participating. Oh, for goodness sake. Get out, Doc. Hurry up. That will be something that he looks forward to. When that will occur, I couldn't tell you that. But right now, I think we just want to look at what's going on. Have you ever heard of punctuation? My goodness. Add a comma. Buy a vowel. Jinx. Pop and drop, lock it, poke me and buy me a Coke. Yell me a Dr. Pepper. Drop your pop. Smack and pack. What's your guys' take on Christina Ricci? Do you guys like Christina Ricci? I really liked her in Now and Then. She was on The Tonight Show last night. It's a great movie. Now and Then? It's like the best movie ever. Straight to Showtime? Never heard of it. Cut 27. How many pairs of shoes do you have? Not that many. No, go ahead. Come on, be honest. This is therapy. Let's go. How many pairs of shoes do you have? No, less than 100. Less than 90? Yes, less than 90. Really? Yes, but they're organized. They're all organized by Maker. Okay. And the walls are all my bags. I hang up on the wall. By Maker? Not by Kool-Aid. By Maker. By Maker. By Maker. The Nolos are in one place. And, you know, it's all different places. How about the Payless? Where are they? Payless.

4:15:49On the bottom. I'm going to be on the bottom. The bottom level. And how high does the rack go? Does it go eye level? Well, I'm not very tall. So, you know, it's a good thing. It's a built-in bookshelf. All right. Thank you. I'm sorry I played that clip, everybody. Thank you. I didn't mean to. I didn't know. You did it. It's finally happening. A guy is suing Chipotle in La Mesa. Yep. We knew this was going to be coming. Yep. There right now is 21 confirmed cases. 21? And there's only one guy suing? Yeah, so far only one lawsuit has been filed. You should make that a class action, you turkey. What you think of that? Yeah, so he says he is still sick and has not been able to go back to work because of it. No way, Jose. Yeah, he's got the squirts on that guy. Okay. And officials say they're still trying to find the source of the outbreak. How can they have not found it yet? They don't know where it came from. So. Another North County city is joining in this whole let's get rid of smoking at the beaches and the parks, and that city is Carlsbad. What's up, Carlsbad? Yo, yo, yo. Yeah, so they say, you know, they approved it at a meeting last night, and they say that they could be ready for a vote on it by the end of the month, but it would ban smoking at Carlsbad beaches and parks.

4:17:17The Boston Celtics opened up with a win over Cleveland. Yes. Talk about it, Eddie. Okay. The only reason the Celtics won is because LeBron had the worst shooting game in his entire career, and therefore the Celtics were able to pull out a small victory. That's right. Padres are on a real bad skid. Talk about that, Eddie. I don't want to talk about that. Maybe you should rant tomorrow, Eddie. I don't even think that will happen. When you rant, then they win. That's been in the past. They lost again. Five to three to Atlanta. Well, I mean, listen, you know, Kevin Towers and Sandy Alderson, they, you know, told us at the beginning of the year, we know we are good. Our outfield is fine. We don't need to add anybody. We don't need any of this. We don't need any of this. And apparently they were right. It's not good. And you know who's still sitting on the sidelines? Who, Eddie? You should rant about it. I don't like the guy. But he can be better than what we got. Barry Bonds. Oh, that's what's up. Uh-oh. Now, do you think he's in baseball shape? If we got him, would he be able to play right now? His head is the size of the moon, right? That's true. That is true. I mean, yes. He uses a tree trunk to bat. Yeah. Well, yeah. He looks like the moon in those claymation commercials. He's like a California raisin. That's right. Yeah.

4:18:45I bet he could still hit a baseball. I mean, would you rather have Paul McAnulty? I'd rather have Paul Schaefer at this point. Well, yeah. Or Barry Bonds. I don't like the guy. I don't like him. But it's better than Paul McAnulty at this point. Hello? Hello? I hit better than Scott Harrison does. Neil Patrick Harris, you know, Doogie Howser? Yeah, Doogie. He's on that TV show, How I Met Your Mother. And he said that he found out that he was gay when he was dating Christine Taylor, the woman that's now married to Ben Stiller. How would you like that to be used, ladies? Yeah, he said that they dated at one time and that he knew she was so gorgeous and so awesome that if he wasn't interested in her, he must be gay. That and the fact that he was slow dancing with a fella at the time. He was thinking that while he was giving himself a manicure. So he knows.

4:19:48That that was the moment. And she must be really stoked. He's eating pickles whole. Here is the latest on the Super Bowl. When the Super Bowl comes out in 08, or excuse me, 09, the minimum amount for a commercial on the Super Bowl will be, Skye? $3 million is the entry-level price for a 30-second commercial. 30 seconds. Good. $3 million. Or in other words, what's in my ashtray? $3 million, yeah. Last year they said it was $2.7 million for a commercial. This year you can't even get in the ball game without $3 million. The Hills has renewed for a fourth season. Never heard of it. I've heard of it, but I've never seen it. I don't know what The Hills is. Rob. Is it a reality show? Rob's an expert. Yeah, I had to watch it on Monday. Is it a reality show? Yeah, it's the worst show on earth. What is it? The story of what? What's the story? A bunch of rich girls. That's what it is. Really? A bunch of rich girls. From the hills of Orange County? Fake drama happened in their life and it's all scripted. It's the worst thing ever.

4:21:01First of all, I'm surprised my wife doesn't watch it because she loves MTV shows. Loves. And the next thing is, I'm surprised that I haven't had to be privy to this. 10 o'clock Mondays, dude. Be careful. Be careful where you are and what you're doing. It's getting kind of ridiculous. I mean, I watch it. It's fake, right? I watch it religiously. Yeah. Once I found out that the scenes can often be planned out and scripted. Well, they practically say line. I finish a freaking sentence without that kid interrupting me. Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Ashley. I don't want to look you in the face. Go ahead, finish your words. Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry, man. I won't speak again. I can't wait until these two are on a tandem bike together. Oh, me neither, Eddie. And Rob's in his spandex. That's going to be nice. I can't wait until I wake up. I know that when they fight like that, it's just a dream, right? And I know it's just... They're fighting again. It's Ashley and Rob. I just, yeah. So you love it. No, it's... I'm kind of getting over it. And, like, especially, like, Heidi and Spencer. I mean, they're, like... Yeah, let me talk about Heidi and Spencer, though. Let me tell you about those two. Go ahead, dude. Go ahead, other me. Oh, I like other me. What do you want to do later?

4:22:26I say we work out and work on this hot body. You know it. They take themselves too seriously and they're too famous for no reason and so I'm over that. Heidi and Spencer over them. Thank God. Thank God you got that out. Why is he being mean to me, Mike? I haven't done anything to him. Anything. I'm trying to be nice and he's making it hard. IBS. Sorry. I think we hit it all, guys. Oh, wait a minute. I hit Rob, and then we'll have hit it all. MTV Movie Award nominations have been announced. Why don't you go eat at the Le Mesa Chipotle? That's a pretty good one. That's a pretty good one. Two things. John McCain on The Daily Show tonight. Nice. And MTV Movie Award nominations announced. Superbad. Can you smell what the Mac is cooking? You bet I can. Superbad leads the group with five nominations. Really? Yeah. That's a funny movie. Yeah. Superbad. All right. 570-1053. Beginning and end of every show, you know the rest. Chicka, chicka, what? I don't even know what that is, and it's funny. That's so good. 570-1053. Beginning and end of every show, we take open phones. You can call about anything you'd like. Be nice to talk to you. Don't forget, Friday, Rob and Ashley will be on a tandem bike. And there will be no fighting. Oh. Yeah, right. It's hard for them to get along. Yeah. You know what?

4:23:58I told him, too. I said, listen, should we make a rule? I said, you guys argue so much. Should we make a rule that you guys don't talk to each other on the air? And both of them were like, come on, that's stupid. Not necessary. We get along fine. Come on, don't be dumb. We're like best friends. He's mean to me. I'm trying to be nice the best I can. I don't even know what I did. I'm very interruptive. That's part of my personality. Interruptive? Yeah. Well said. Look it up. Read a book, kids. Mikey's show. Hello. Mikey, what's up? What's going on? Hey, you know what? I just wanted to compliment you guys about how cool you have that open forum section. You guys show the best there is. There's nothing better in San Diego than your radio show. Thank you very much. I really appreciate that. I hope I didn't gross you guys out about the Bear Grylls thing last time, but you did see that. Dude. Oh, yeah. That was the gnarliest thing. We put it on the website. Did we really? Yeah. Because you get so many emails of people wanting to link them. Let's put it on the website. It was awesome. You guys are the best. You're like my second dysfunctional family. I love you all. Thank you. We appreciate it. Mikey Show, hello. I'm looking to summon old St. Brown noise. Oh, really? That was a good one. You're so stupid. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, I wanted to know if Mikey knew...

4:25:22that the horse that died in the Kentucky Derby was the same horse that Hillary Clinton put money on. Is that right? Yeah. No, I did not know that, bro. Yeah, in one of her speeches, she was like, go eight bells, go eight bells. No way. Yeah, she sent Chelsea Clinton to the Kentucky Derby to put money down on it. I thought you were going to say sent to the race. Wrong! I'm just saying. You ever seen her mouth? You know, Rob, that is really insensitive of you to say. I mean, it sucks for the horse, but it's funny. It's kind of ironic. Thank you. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, Mikey, how you doing? This is people on Westport. What's up, dude? Yeah, when Ashley was talking about how she had farted in her sleep with her boyfriend, I actually had an experience with that a couple years ago. I just talked to this girl. and as I was giving her a back massage, the thing started heating up a little bit. She farted right on me, and I was sitting right on her back. Oh, I'm sorry. That's terrible. Yeah, so I've been through that, and it's nothing nice. Hope you've recovered. Thank you very much. Hope you're okay. All right, man. Have a good day. It's hard to live with that, man. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. Hey, Mikey, I got something to say about a Boston Fairweather fan. Uh-huh. Go ahead. Uh-oh. Hey, guys. I know you've been talking about how the Patriots are going to,

4:26:48with the Chargers next season and how you've been saying that they own the Chargers. Well, I appreciate you jinking your team for next city. They're a tough guy. All right, Slick, give me a call after the game. Ah, it took them long enough. There it is. These kids. These kids these days, Sky. Right, dude? I know. No way. That sounds nice. My doggie. Tomorrow on the show, Sean TV. Coming up next, the lovely and talented Missy. Today on the Nooner, she's got the all-request lunch. Real sweet. We'll see you here tomorrow morning at 5.30, the Mikey Show. Leave. Love your mouth.