The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 05/29/08
Thursday, May 29, 2008
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Broadcasting from L.A. Boxing in Carlsbad, Mikey's crew built the morning around Eddie's inflatable-sumo challenge with Boston Rob, which Eddie swept after Rob's failed charging strategy. Ashley arrived one minute too late for Eddie's prediction, then later beat Rob 300-241 in a listener vote between their parody songs and earned the right to order him around on a future show. Sky was the center of two extended comedy bits: a list of obnoxious Starbucks archetypes and an embarrassed reading from Nora Roberts's Honest Illusions that the others argued was far tamer than she claimed. The show also debated Gladiator versus Braveheart, challenged a greatest-guitar-songs ranking, interviewed boxer Danny 'Dynamite' Perez, and argued over San Diego's carbon footprint and the leniency of Gary Dourdan's drug plea.
What happened, in order
The Ashley Arrival Pool
The crew bet on whether Ashley would arrive before 6:40, and Eddie narrowly lost his lone under bet when she rushed in at 6:41 and immediately attacked a punching bag.
Gladiator vs. Braveheart
Mikey opened a caller debate over whether it would be better to live as Maximus or William Wallace, prompting arguments about suffering, leadership, romance, kilts, and the suspicious neatness of Maximus's ancient haircu
The Sumo Challenge
Eddie defeated Boston Rob in two straight inflatable-sumo rounds, first overpowering him and then simply stepping aside as Rob launched himself face-first onto the mat.
Eight Starbucks Menaces
Sky's list of annoying Starbucks customers turned into improvised portraits of jargon-enforcing managers, self-important writers, complicated-order executives, study groups, and Rob as the regular who claims to hate the
Sky's Scandalous Paperback
Sky called Nora Roberts's Honest Illusions practically pornographic, fetched it from her car, and blushed through a supposedly shocking passage while the others mocked her for being scandalized mostly by kissing.
Dynamite at Work
Boxer Danny 'Dynamite' Perez and his trainer explained his conditioning, mitt work, daily sparring, powerful left hook, 34-5 record with 17 knockouts, and planned June 19 return.
Greatest Guitar Song Guessing Game
The crew noisily guessed Rolling Stone's top five guitar songs, objected to omissions such as Guns N' Roses, and rejected the list after Chuck Berry's 'Johnny B. Goode' was revealed at number one.
Parody Song Showdown
Boston Rob's 'Wicked Drunk in the Pub' faced Ashley's happy-weight anthem 'Junk in My Trunk,' and Ashley won the listener vote 300-241, making Rob her on-air servant for a future show.
The Carbon Footprint Argument
Sky reported that San Diego had the tenth-smallest per-capita carbon footprint among major U.S. urban areas, then defended her own conservation habits while Mikey and the crew challenged nearly every example.
The Gary Dourdan Drug Plea
The hosts criticized Gary Dourdan's no-jail plea deal on cocaine and ecstasy charges, while Mikey jokingly invented an elaborate innocent explanation for why the drugs were in his car.
People mentioned
MikeySkyEddieAshleyBoston RobSeanDanny 'Dynamite' PerezRussell CroweMel GibsonNora RobertsChuck BerryGary Dourdan
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It's Shawnee O'Boy. Welcome to the program, everybody. It's 6-0-4. Well, Ashley Simpson has issued a statement confirming that, yes, she is pregnant. Come on. Right? Duh. Well, the Padres' big two-game winning streak is over. Washington beat them 6-4 last night behind a grand slam. Hey, you guys. Hey, what? You guys know what a control freak I am? Yeah. I have to control your levels. Because it has to sound like it sounds back in the studio for me. Okay. Oh, man. I do. I do. I do. Testing. Where's mine? Is this mine? Testing one, two, three. Test one, two. And then this one is Sky. Sky, can you give me a... Testing one, two. Hi, my name is Sky. Hi, my name is Sky. Yeah. A little lower. A little lower. Shut up, all of you. Shut your dirty mouths. Rob, say hi. The arsonist has oddly shaped feet. There we go.
I feel so comfortable now. I feel so comfortable. I do. I totally feel more comfortable now. And can you turn my headphones down a touch? I have very sensitive lobes. You can turn them off. I have sensitive lobes. Hello. The reason that we're doing these adjustments is because we are on the road. Yeah, road trip. That's right. We took a road trip, and we're at L.A. Boxing in Carlsbad. First thing I said to the guys when I walked in this morning, I was like, man, I had no idea that this place was here and that this kind of cool thing was going on in Carlsbad. It's pretty awesome, man. Awesome! It teaches guys how to be guys. What about girls? There's mostly women in here right now. What does it teach girls, Mike? It teaches the girls how to behave like guys. Exactly. See, I think it teaches people how to box. It teaches people how to box? That's my thought. Oh, man. Sky, you're being all PC and everything. Or accurate. Yeah, I guess.
Okay, so I want to get people down here because we have a couple of P1s. Of course, the Hall of Famers have showed up. Hello. So we have P1 Space Boy is here. P1 Danny is here. P1 Talon is here. And more P1s are kind of trickling in. It's very, very easy to find us. What you do is, what we need is get off on the El Camino Real exit off the 78 and head south. And after you go, I believe, through the first light, we're in the shopping center on the left. It's pretty easy. So come down here and hang out with us. Why are we here? Because Eddie is going to be sumo wrestling Boston Rob. Are you nervous, buddy? Nope. Really? I've been growing my hair off of this for the past month. What? Yeah, it's going to provide cushion. Yes. I get slammed on my head. That's right. That was very weird. There are seven people on the Mikey show, although right now. There are six. Ashley is on her way. Let's introduce everybody, and then we'll get down to Binnis. Binnis. My name is Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I think it'd be good to point out we're also on the web right now. Yeah, I don't like that, Mike. Why not? It makes me feel uncomfortable. Why? Self-conscious about everything. Well, Sky, that is something that you will get over once you realize how people are loving it. Okay.
We'll see how it goes, bro. Where is it? On mikeyshow.com or rock1053.com? Where would we find this? Either one. Keyword sumo. Okay, so mikeyshow.com. And as soon as you get there, there's a little space for keywords. And just type in the word sumo. And you'll be able to watch us in real time. Let's see. Which is kind of cool. So I am Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I am 37 years old, and I have on a black T-shirt. Oh, there you are. What is that picture? What's the matter? Now, when you first sign on, you see a picture of Eddie and Boston Rob in sumo outfits. It's pretty awesome. Wow, I didn't know you guys did a photo shoot. Duh. It's weird. And then right below that, you will see the webcast, and it's pretty cool. I guess it starts automatically, right? Yes. Okay, cool. Let's see. I'm all confused because everybody's in a different seating arrangement. I'm right here. Eddie. Die. Eddie's drinking caffeine this morning. Everybody batting down the hatches. I got to gear up, man. Always weird when he does. Yeah. Eddie is also taking HGH this morning. That is true. That is true. What is the problem, Sky? He's pulling my hair. You know what they say.
Pull the hair. No. That means there's... Feed the bear. That's right. Yeah. Feed the bear. So, Eddie is our producer, our sports guy. He's 35 years of age. Oh, man. I've known Eddie since he was 12 and I was 15. Today is Eddie's sister's birthday. It is? Yeah. Is there anything you'd like to say? It's May 29th. I'm good. There you go. Wow. That was warm. Then Sky is... Sky is our news girl. Hi, Mike. And she is 30. I don't like change. And she does not like to be in places that are not familiar. We're in a weird place. I mean, it's a very nice place, but I've never been here before. I drove a different way here than I normally drive every morning. That threw you so off, I bet. I saw different billboards. There were different exits. You were like, ah. There's different smells. You don't like it. Everything is different. You don't like it. Different smells? Yeah. This doesn't smell like the studio. You know what, dude? When you go through Mira Mesa. I can make it smell.
No. Please. You know how when you drive by Mira Mesa Boulevard, you get like that squid thing? That's not what I was referring to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was. You're racist. Little duck. So, let's see. Shawnee, oh boy. Shawnee is our sound effects man. He's 38 years of age. I didn't hear him. Yeah, that's right. And he is not here. No. No. Sean is not here. Sean lives up in the Bay Area and he's a germaphobe. I went the same way to work today and I'm in the same studio today, Mike. Why is he rubbing it in like that? Shut up, T-shirt. Put my feet up. That's right. By the way, we're going to be able to take calls while we're here. So you can call us at 570-1053. Give us a call because at the beginning and end of every show we do an open phone segment. which means that you can call about anything you'd like, and we would love to hear from you. So give us a call right now. Let's see. Ashley is not here. Where is she? I don't know. Every time we're at a remote. Maybe she can call. She's probably listening, and she can call, and then we'll get her on the phone. I'm in L.A. L.A. boxing. I'm like, there's 50 of them. Yeah.
No, it's the name of the place. It doesn't mean you have to go to Los Angeles. I'm in Louisiana. Oh, Louisiana. Louisiana. Oh, that's really far. Yeah, how come every time we do the remotes? She sets stuff up back at the station, but doesn't go early. She's not. Wait, she does it like at the normal time she normally would? Yeah. Well, that's not a good idea. No way, Jose. What's the problem? Well, hey, if you want to get somewhere early, you should go. You should do it earlier. Why don't you think of that? Turkey. Turkey. She's a turkey. Short broadcast. Really good. Oh, man. Do you think that when she gets here, she'll have a stern look on her face? She'll be exasperated. Yes. We are all in trouble for discussing this right now. And she'll go. Mike. And she'll go.
If you really want to know why I was late. It'll be Zeth's fault. It's because, first of all, Zeth was 40 minutes late. Yeah, but she wasn't even supposed to be there. Well, whatever. Anyway, he's still. And then the other reason is because I was on the computer saving your life somehow. Saving your life? So what you actually owe me is first an apology and then a thank you. Wow. Saving your life. I had to call it like 545, and she sounded pretty exasperated. Oh, no. I probably did something wrong. That's true. Well, she is our assistant producer, and she is 24, and she is very bubbly, and we love her. Yep. Bubbly? She is bubbly. She's bubbly. It's a part of her personality. Rob, don't start like this. I'm done. Hey, guy. I'm done. I'll put her in that sumo outfit. That guy, you know what Rob likes to do? He likes to start fires, dance around them, and then play with them with his hands. He likes to go up to the mountain lion exhibit with a small stick and poke at it. That's right. Tap on the glass for a little while. Boston Rob is our phone screener, but not today. Yes.
Glad to hear he loves his work. Absolutely loves it. And he is also a singer-songwriter. Writes lots of songs for the Mikey Show. Pretty incredible. And then there is Roosevelt, Zethian, Oates III, Junior, Esquire. And he is back at the station. I had to send him back. He was sad. I know. I was sad to send him. You were sad. I really was. I was sad because I knew it bummed him out. Oh, okay. I knew it bummed him out. And I'd like to have him here. But we have to have somebody there. No, it's better for the show. To screen phone calls so we can take your calls. I want to be able to take your calls. And so he's on his way back and he'll be there pretty soon. Our mission when we do broadcasts from a remote location is to keep your Mikey show the way you like your Mikey show. You have very little hair on your arms. Thank you. What the heck? Well, I never sit this close to his arms. Like, look at that. What in the hell? Look at that. I can't think of a more emasculating thing to say. She's like, oh, I've never seen testicles so small. They're adorable. Junkie's tiny. Grapes. I was just saying, I think that's a lovely quality. Yeah. Yeah, well, all right. Do you have pubes?
Little edamames. Look, Mike, you're like a Ken doll. Oh, you have an innie. Oh, man. Did you have a twin and it was a girl? And it just didn't survive? Is that the deal? You absorbed her? You absorbed her? You still are her. All right, well, we'll see you on Monday. Wow, Skye. It's not a compliment. It's not a compliment. I would love someone to say that to me. Yeah, but he's a dude. I have hair. It's very fine and blonde. Look closely. Oh, like a little girl. Yeah, there's tons of it. Oh, yeah. I have a niece like that, Mike. She's two. Yeah. I agree. Sorry. Well, we are at L.A. Boxing. We want people to come down here. They're going to have a class here in a second. Wow. Yeah, yeah, where they actually, they have, okay, so here's what the room looks like that we're in. Yeah. It's carpeted in this gray carpet, and there is punching bags all throughout the room. Yeah. There's probably, well, there's one, two, three, four, five, six rows of punching bags, and there are one, two, three, four, five columns of punching bags. How many bags is that, Mike? I don't know.
You just times the two numbers. Is it 20? What did you say? Six times five? I guess. 30. Okay. Look at me. Yeah, I knew that, though. It wasn't bad enough. I'm just saying. Then they have mirrors all throughout the wall. And it's really cool. And don't forget the big old ring, bro. The big old ring, yeah. They got a ring to our right. The action will take place. That's where Eddie and Boston Rob are going to sumo. Yep. You know it. Now, in a sumo wrestling match, the goal is that you go in the middle of a circle and you try to shove your opponent out of the circle. Yeah. With this one, with the outfits, they're so large and so heavy, the goal is going to be basically to knock either one of us off our feet. Oh, man. That's a contest between you and... I don't think it is, but Rob apparently thinks he's got a shot. We'll see. I wonder if right now in Rob's mind he goes, I know I don't have a shot. I got a shot. He's got strategy. He does? He has a strategy where he believes that he can take Eddie off his feet. He's crazy, though. Yeah, he is crazy. That's crazy. One swift kick. Yeah. You can't lift your little sticks, bro. Your little sticks. So let's talk about some of the things that are happening in the world because there's a lot of stuff going on.
Padres, two-game winning streak. What up? It's over. Yeah, they were trying to win three games for the first time this entire season, but it didn't happen because the Washington Nationals hit a grand slam, and they lost 6-4. Oh, well, that's not good. Eddie, what's the problem? Wow. Is it? Everything. It is. Pretty much. Right now, the only thing going well for the Padres is Adrian Gonzalez. He's really all they've got right now. Everybody else is not doing very good. We've got a lot of people on the disabled list. When you're two top pitchers, which is all the Padres have is their pitching, are on the disabled list, you're not going to go good. But it seems like the team's coming out of their hitting funk a little bit, but they've still got a ways to go.
The 14-year-old Scripps ranch girl that is accused of killing her mom is going to be tried as an adult. Yeah. They just announced that yesterday. Her arraignment is today. She's 14 years old and is going to be tried as an adult for murder. We did learn a new little fact. It turns out that her mom is actually her adoptive mother. Really? Yeah, that's something that we didn't know before. They still won't release the actual weapon that was used. It's still being described as a blunt object, possibly a hammer. Investigators say that they have determined a motive for this crime, but they will not. share that with the public. I wonder why. Yeah, I don't know either. Maybe they're saving it for the courtroom, but yeah, 14 years old, going to be tried as an adult for murder. Ashley Simpson confirmed that she's pregnant. What an idiot.
I'm so angry. But remember? Talk to me, honey. Well, she's been denying it and not commenting on it for how long. Making everyone feel like a jerk for asking her. Yeah, we're the jerks for asking. Yeah. And then, I don't know, you guys get People magazine. Right. Well, I saw a picture in it the other day of her wedding. Oh, yeah. Where Jessica is, like, holding her stomach. Duh. Holding Ashley's stomach. Yeah, the way they're posing. In the wedding photo is Jessica with her hand on Ashley's belly. It's ridiculous. So it's like, well, okay, I'm not pregnant. Really? Who does that? Well, is it one of these three-month deals you tell after three months, or is it not even that? I don't think so. I think she's probably like 14 months pregnant now, right? I think she's like nine months, yeah. Nine months. Yeah, so they did release an official statement saying, while many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester. to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. That was a trimester ago. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives, and we're excited to share the happy news and start our family, Pete and Ashley Wentz. Oh, boy. Yeah, there it is. I'm really angry about this one. I don't know why. I don't blame you. It's stuck in my craw. Yeah, dude. I get it. I don't blame you.
There was a big water main break in La Jolla, and it flooded a whole neighborhood. Yeah, yesterday about five. Ashley, don't. I mean, she's not even here to defend her. Hey, one time drunk bathing. Okay, again, we don't. That's speculation. I mean, wet bandit. I mean, wet bandit. Rob. Sorry, sorry, Ashley. Nay, nay, nay, nay, nay. I vote nay on that, Rob. Yeah, but yesterday about 530, La Jolla Shores Drive, a 50-year-old steel cast iron pipe under the street burst, sending water everywhere. Like Mikey said, some homes, you know, did get some water damage and lots of people had to spend the night last night with no water. So that's always good. You know what's ridiculous is that there's probably older ones everywhere else or that old. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We'll just wait. San Diego's old. Give it a couple days. You know, people, we don't really think about that when we put this stuff in there, do we? Yeah. We're like, hey, you know what? We should probably make a reminder. Right. Set a little reminder on your computer to pop up. Exactly. 50 years from now and be like, change water pipes. Yeah. Because they're old. Old. Now, that's water meaning that it brings water to your sink or it's like, it's not, that's different than sewer, right? Right. I wonder how old those things are. Oh, yuck, Mike. Don't even, don't. Pee yuck. I don't, oh, sorry, Eddie. Uh-oh.
Did you touch? Oh, shush. Eddie's got an injury. I grazed him with my finger. He's got an injury. Now what? Now what? Now how's he supposed to get in there? Does anybody have a tourniquet? Shut up. Please. I had to see his picture to know who he was, but Bob Dale, TV personality here in San Diego, passed away. Didn't he run for president? That is Bob Dole. Very close. Very close. But a different guy. What happened to Bob Dale? Bob Dale, right? Yeah. As soon as you see the picture, he's an older guy. He's got a bow tie. You'll recognize him right away. They say he's known for wearing that bow tie. He was on San Diego television for about 40 years. Different stations doing different things. Everything from the weather to hosting programs about animals and stuff like that. He died Monday night. He was 83 years old. 739? Yep, that was one of the stations he was on. There you go. Bob Dale. We love them. Yeah, we'll miss you. Sammy Sosa is going to probably retire, right, Eddie? Well, I find this announcement very interesting, being that Sammy Sosa is not on a baseball team. Oh, so he wouldn't retire. That's a good point. Well, he doesn't have any offers to play in the major leagues, but announced yesterday he intends to retire from baseball after the next World Baseball Classic. Yeah. He says he wants to play for his home country of the Dominican. Yeah.
And after that, then he's done. But I don't know what he's doing in the meantime. So does he get to pick a team that he wants to retire with? What do you mean? When he retires, he just go, eh, retire in this uniform. Well, they don't really do that. That'd be sweet. Okay. What would you want him to retire as, Rob? Yeah, Rob. A cub. Okay. All right. It's really sentimental. That is interesting. Do we have Sammy Sosa for a comment on this story? Yeah, I think Sammy Sosa's here. I think Sammy's with us. Oh, look, everybody. Look, there's Sammy Sosa. Hi, Sammy. How are you? Oh, you know, Mike, getting older, you know, the boss, they're not as good as they once were. Yeah, yeah. The what? The boss. The balls? The balls are not as good as they once were? Well, those two, but no, my balls, you know. No, I think they use the same balls in baseball. I think you're saying bones, guys. The bones aren't as good as they once were. But, you know, Mikey, in addition to baseball, I'm also going to retire from other things. What are you going to retire from?
I'm going to retire from all the white prostitutes. No, Sammy, you don't. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm going to retire from injecting the black tar harrowing. No, he doesn't. He doesn't do that. He doesn't inject black tar harrowing. I'm not going to retire from my arm, though. I'm graduating to my leg. No, you're not doing that. I'm also going to retire from stalking women at the mall. Okay, thank you. That's Sammy Sosa. That's Sammy Sosa. So wonderful to hear from you after all these years. Yes, we missed you. Not being on the radio anymore. So, celebrity voice impersonated. That's Sammy Sosa. This is going to be interesting. Sky has a list of the eight types of annoying people that you find inside Starbucks. which we're going to do in a little bit. And I know I'll be one of them. I'll identify myself as a certain type. I'm the don't say anything to anybody, just want my stuff, and I'm out of here, guy. Oh, that's not annoying. You're not the special order, half-calf, extra hot. Oh, yes, he is. Not anymore. What is your order? That's a lie. Two words. Venti, split. That's it.
Venti split. What does that mean? He wants banana split. I don't know. It means half caffeine, half not caffeine. Same thing Sky drinks. Now how do you feel, Sky? I don't. I don't. I don't go to Starbucks. I make my own coffee. Understandable. So I don't even have to say anything. But if you went to Starbucks. You go to Starbucks every once in a while. I do not. Yes, you do. Venti split, yo. What are you saying? I'm saying I do not. But I see you. You see me at Starbucks. Yeah, you see me at Starbucks. All the time. You're so dumb. So in just a little bit, Sky is going to go over that list. That's a good one. Okay, I'd love to go to Eddie for over-unders. Eddie, over-under on time of arrival for Ashley. Over-under. 640. 640. I will take the over. Really? Yeah, I will take the over. Sky? Over. Sean? Yeah, I'll go over, too. I'm going to say under. Eddie, don't. Oh, man. Can I explain? May I explain? That's cowardly. May I explain? It's cowardly. May I explain? Go ahead. May I explain? Go ahead. I told her to leave at about 5.35, 5.40. Yeah. If she left at the latest, 6 o'clock, it took me exactly 40 minutes to get here. You told her that. Well, I didn't. It took me.
40 minutes to get here from where I live and which I live real close to the station. So it shouldn't take her more than 40 minutes to get here. What did you tell her? About what? Getting here. Anything? No. Did you give her precise directions to this location? Absolutely not. She is a smart lady and can figure it out. No, that's not true. Eddie? Six. She will be here under. She'll be here in the next five minutes. Whoa! Oh, wow. I believe in her. I believe in her. Boston ROM. I've got to go over. I'm going to play the odds. You guys are rough. Sean, you took the over, right? Yeah. Yeah, Eddie's out on a limb. Eddie is the only person saying that Ashley will arrive before 640. Yeah. Here she comes walking in now. No. That's not her. Eddie, that's a Mexican guy. I mean, what do you mean? They don't even look similar at all. That's not even close. You guys got tattoos and glasses. I can't. How did that possibly... Hair color's different. Here she comes. Eddie, that's not Ashley. That's Michael Vick. Wait a minute. Eddie, that's not who that is either. That is Michael Vick. No, it is not. You want to make a bet? I will make you a bet because, no.
What's up, brother? Oh, my goodness. That's Michael Vick. Holy Toledo. Eddie was right. Michael Vick just walked in. You can watch this all online by going to MikeyShow.com, and in the keyword, just type in the word sumo, and you can watch this video live as it happens. Sky doesn't like it, and she's mouthing to me, I don't like it. I don't like it. Why? I don't know. I feel violated. Oh, man. It's not an upskirt camera. I mean, calm down. You don't know what's going to happen. You don't know. All right. Okay, well, listen. We got to do this. We got to take a break. Eddie, I know. Eddie, we have a grid. Do we have a grid in front? I put it over there by you. Okay. Okay, here's what we got today. We're doing the Sumo Challenge, so we all know that. But we are also going to be doing a little something we like to call tone-deaf karaoke. Oh, yeah. Which is Ashley singing songs and you trying to figure out what she's singing. Awesome! So we're going to be doing that. I got an email that I got to get out there. We got to do this thing. It's an email that we got from a girl who is thinking about using the system. And what I mean by that is California Supreme Court just said that it's unconstitutional.
For gays to not be able to marry in California. Thank you. We got an email from a chick that wants to kind of use the system. And so I want to get your temperature on that, especially Sky. Sky is for gay marriage. Yes, I am. I am against gay marriage. And so we'll get into it, and then we'll sumo wrestle. Ooh. Me and you? We have a random debate coming up. And everybody loves random debates, so we'll do that in just a little bit. Our text number here, 35253. So if you text us at that number, we can read your text on the air. Also, our phone number, 570-1053. Zeth will be screening your phone calls momentarily. And we will be back from L.A. Fitness. Or L.A. Boxing. Excuse me, L.A. Boxing. Sorry, I'm going to have to write it down. I know I'm going to mess that up. L.A. Boxing in Carlsbad. It's on El Camino Real. Just get off from the 78 at the El Camino Real exit. Head south. And after you go through the first light, it's the shopping center on the left. And now the signs are coming. P1s are showing up with signs. It's amazing. Holding up pictures. This is fantastic. Why is blundering that one? Oh, my. I don't know. That is fantastic. I don't know. That is fantastic. So we'll be back.
We're at L.A. Boxing in Carlsbad. We'll be back after this. It's Rock 105.3. Five-three. I wanted to do when I was a little kid. All I wanted to know was karate. Just... I used to run around my house. I wanted to, you know, if anything got in my way, like the dog, you're a bad dog. So let me tell you, no, no, this is... My dad tried to trick me because I'd beg. I'd be like, Dad, please, can I take karate? Want to be like my hero, Mr. Furley? So this is what he... He did the cheap honking. He tried to trick me. He tried to trick me because my sisters, you know, I had five. I wore a tampon. They were taking, this is true, they were taking aerobics. So he tried to trick me. He sent me to aerobics with them and he tried to trick me and tell me it was karate. The Mikey Show. It's all gay. All the way. The Mikey Show is on. Rock 253. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, I want to tell you about why Cricket Wireless is as Eddie puts it. What do you say, Eddie? Double.
Well, it is. Well, I mean, I agree. Yeah, it is. Skye, go ahead. Say it. It's the bomb. No. Do it that way. It should be done. It's the bomb. No. There it is. Well, it's not Coors Amphitheater anymore. It is now Cricket Wireless Amphitheater. You're going to be going out there and enjoying concerts all summer long. I just read in the paper the other day, Sting was out there, and I think the headline was, Sting rocks the cricket. Oh, I thought it would be, Sting stinks up the cricket with his B. Oh. He doesn't wear deodorants, guy. Oh. Incredible singer, no deodorant. Oh. Incredible performer, doesn't wear deodorant. That's weird. He doesn't like it. Oh. That's all I'm saying. I mean, he's a good performer, but if you're watching him, pee yuck. You've got to wear those clothespins on your nose. Exactly. But Cricket Wireless is committed to customer service. They're committed to giving you good stuff. They don't want you to have to put up with having things like text message charges and stuff that comes in your bill that you don't expect. Which also stinks. That's right. Skye, what is their website? It's mycricket.com slash San Diego.
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We do have P1s here, and you can come out yourself right now and watch what's going on. We have a class going on here, people learning how to kickbox and stuff. It looks like fun. Yeah, it does. It looks hard. They're doing stretches, getting all warmed up. What up? L.A. Boxing Carlsbad. It's on El Camino Real, and we're going to be out here doing the show all morning long. And also want to let you know that you can watch us online if you go to MikeyShow.com and type in the keyword SUMO. you can see live video of what we're doing out here. So we'd love to see you come down and check things out. So here is some of the things that are happening in the world today. I told you that that teen that's accused of killing her mom, apparently she is going to be tried as an adult. And this is, I believe, Her attorney talking about it, but we'll know more once we hear this clip. Cup 58. The proceedings for what they call a fitness hearing to determine whether the minor should be tried as a juvenile or as an adult. It would give everybody a lot more of an opportunity to do the proper background evaluations to psychological, psychiatrics, social history, for everybody to make a much more informed and better decision.
Let's see. Do we have the ability to have Mal open up the microphone from where he is? Mal, if you can, I want you to say hi to me on the air. Mal is running the equipment back at the radio station. What up, man? So if you can, let me know that you can hear me. If you don't have any headphones, it's all right. But what I want to know is if Zeth is back. Yes. Because if Zet's back, I want to take phone calls. I want to get the call screener and get us so that we can take some phone calls because I want to be able to talk to people. Yeah, Zet's here. Are you, Sky, and Eddie? It's 640. What? 640. It's 640. I got the over. We all got the over, Eddie. It's not over yet. Wait a minute. Hold up. Wait a minute. Yeah. Are you saying it needs to be 641 in order for it to be official? I would be over at 640. So I got like 30 seconds. Come on, Ashley. You actually have 35 seconds right now. Yeah. She's going to make it. Please, bro. Eddie thinks that she's going to make it. I say she doesn't actually show up. At all. No, I say she will not show up. She actually will not show up. Oh, boy. Eddie and Skye. Yeah? Are you excited that the TV show Lost is doing its season finale tonight? I can't even talk about that. Are you excited about that? Crazy. What up? Are you excited about that? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah.
Lost is wrapping up tonight with a two-hour show. Planned my whole day around it. Cut 47. I have this under control. Everything's going to be okay. You have ten seconds, Ben. Nine. She's not my daughter. Too late. I stole her as a baby from an insane woman. Sorry. Sorry, Ash. She's a pawn. Nothing wrong. Ash, you missed it. Ashley just... Oh, she's kicking and punching a punching bag. Ashley is kicking and punching a punching bag. One minute. One minute. Ashley, you almost did it. One minute. Come sit down. It was close, girl. Jesus. What's going on? I don't know. I wish that Sean could be here to give her a hug. Boy, she is full of sweat already. Yes. Lots of sweat. Holy cow. Lots of places. She's fantastic. How you doing, Ash?
Is everything all right? No. You are fantastic. Hey, Ash, you do look a little disheveled, though. You look a little, you know. A little bit. The hair is a little out of place. It's been a long morning. Has it been a long one? You've got to tuck into the microphone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Ash, is Zeth back to the station yet? Yeah. Did you not hear Mal? Because I heard him. You heard him. Oh, we couldn't hear him. Oh, no, no. No, no, no. I can't hear him. Can you hear me now? Oh, there you go. I can hear you. There he is. There you are. Hi, Mal. What's up? Okay, Mal, is Zeth back yet? Yeah, and I can put him on, too, if you want. Oh, cool, cool, cool. Hey, check it out. I can see my call screener. And, yeah, put Zeth on as well. Zeth, are you there? Put your headphones on. Mal, the board operator, is explaining to Zeth how to do morning radio. That is fantastic. Yep. Zeth. Yeah. Okay, now I feel good, man. I got the whole show rocking now. That is nice. That is nice. Okay, so I believe that I can take, as long as you have the phone potted up, Mal, I believe that I can take calls remotely. I think I can. Let me try this. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, it's T-Rex. What's going on, fellas? There it is. T-Rex. T-Money.
T-Rex, and call us 570-1053. We'll take your phone calls right now. We are fully operational. Yes, you are. I can hear you, Gary. 570-1053, and our text number is 35253. What's going on, T-Rex? Hey, not much, guys. I just want to say I'm sorry I can't make it. My boss wouldn't let me off today. He's taking me to the Laker game. He said, you either go to the Laker game or you go to the Mikey Show. Sorry, guys. I had to take the Lakers game tonight. I feel you. That's understandable. Yeah, T-Rex. Another thing, did you know, I was sorry to ask Sean a question. Is Sean around? Yeah, Sean's there. Go ahead. Hey, Sean, your boy. They got the new Kung Fu Panda movie starring Jack Black. I just wanted to know if you wanted to get our panda suit together and go to the movie. Yeah, Sean, boy. Sean, what do you think about T-Rex's comments? It's a nice offer. Tell you what.
We'll go to the movie as long as I can take the barrel of my .45 and put it in your mouth. Oh, wow. That's weird. That is a little bit strange. Unnecessary? That is a little bit strange. We will never see the movie then. Yes. Skye mentioned earlier that she thought that Sean sounded low, and I said, no, I didn't think so, but I do think so now. Yeah. All the pandas together, I can get the gangster panders, myself, and Sean. We can all sit in the front row together with our panda suits on. That sounds fun. I think that sounds great. Sean, what do you think? Okay. Uh-oh. I think we know exactly what that means. Hey, thanks for the call, T-Rex. I appreciate it. So Mal just needs to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have fun today. Thank you. Bye, T-Rex. Thank you, T-Rex. And Mal, do you know how to put Sean up? Oh, yeah. Okay, there. It's higher. Okay, cool. Shawnee, say hi to me. There's that foghorn. P1 Sanjaya, are you there? Good morning, San Diego. Oh, look at it. There's Sanjaya. What's going on, man? Not too much. I just wanted to tell you, man, can I make it? But it looks rad on the computer, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can see us right now on the webcam. All you need to do is go to MikeyShow.com, and it is keyword sumo. And you can watch the festivities. As a matter of fact,
In about 15 minutes, we're going to get this thing rolling. The reason that we're out here is Eddie and Rob are doing their next challenge today. It's a sumo challenge. First person to knock the other one down is the winner. Yeah. And Eddie's going to win. Yeah, we're going to have them in full sumo outfits that you'll be able to watch online. Love to get you watching this right now, though. All you have to do is go to MikeyShow.com and type in keyword sumo. Sanjaya, thank you, dude. We appreciate it. I love you, man. Love you. Oh, love you. Love you. Lots of love. Love you. Wow. P1 Quimby is on the line. Hey, Quimby. Quim, what's up? Hey, I was just calling to lend my support to Eddie. All right. Way to go there. What up, Riz? You know, I'm sorry you couldn't spend $60 in gas to get to Carlsbad today. Oh, look at you. I do apologize, but... Making a realistic observation. Yeah, but I wanted to say happy early birthday to Mr. Mikey. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. And I can't wait to bring you a present tomorrow. Very nice. That's P1 Quimby. Thank you, Quim. Okay. Bye, you guys. We appreciate it. Bye. Our phone number, 570-1053. Open phone's the beginning and end of every show, so anything you want to talk about, you can call us about. P1 Leonidas is on the line. Hi, Leonidas. Hey, good morning, Mike. Your show? Hey, sorry I can't be there. Miss you guys. Love you guys. You sound dynamite. Thank you. Thank you very much, Leonidas.
Hey, I want to ask you a question. If you guys have a sticker stop, another sticker stop coming up anytime soon. The one that we did was so gigantic in scale that they are hard to put on because it was so big in scale the way that we did it. Yeah, it was huge. Yeah, but one of the things that I've always been open to, and we did this with the last one too, is we did the sticker strike, and we also did like a North County deal where we came up to an auto parts place, and we did like a... kind of a mini strike. Yep. And those are pretty cool. And so we're always open to doing those and we may do something like that up in North County because the North County people are cool too. Sky's Mansion. That's right. We need something gigantic. Why don't you... I don't... Can we do it on your grounds? I mean, I have a front lawn. They're not grounds. We'll have your white man servant, Ramsey, go out there and get the grounds ready. Ramsey, quickly, take your loafers off. It's too hard. No, put on your lawn shoes. Put on your lawn shoes. And put on your polo, your Ralph Lauren polo, and get out onto the grass and trim it. That'd be wonderful. A riding lawnmower?
Do we have what? A riding's lawnmower. Well, of course, Ramsey. I bought you a John Deere just last week. He says I can't drive it around. Well, not until you get your John Deere license, but once you've got it, you can go out there and you know. You know that you can begin. If you start now, you'll finish by next Tuesday. There's quite a bit of long. I can't read. How am I supposed to go on a pass? Well, the only reason that I have it so that you can't read is so that you won't escape. But you know that I care for you, Ramsey. But I miss my families. Oh, my God. I know you do, but I do lots of things to make you happy instead. Like what? Well, I let you watch the Hallmark Channel. That's a very white thing to do. That's very nice. I hate it. Yes. I want to watch VH1s. I also let you go to Starbucks and argue with your child. That's a very white thing. You know, reason with your child. That's B-Rob's. I don't have a child. Oh, I thought that was your child. He's so little. He's so little. You're bad. Thank you for the call, Leonidas. Love you guys. Let's see. Love you. That's a love today. 570-1053 is our phone number. And this is what we should do. We're going to take a quick timeout. When we come back.
We're going to do a random debate, and I would love for you to start calling. Uh-oh. Oh, my goodness. I think I can control that, actually. Let me try that. I think that works. All right. Here's a random debate. I want people to call in about this right now. 570-1053 and text us at 35253. If you were going to be Russell Crowe, you're either going to be Russell Crowe in Gladiator or you're going to be Mel Gibson in Braveheart. Who would you choose? But they both die. Well, that's not what it's about, though. I mean, think of them when they were alive. No, I don't want to die. Very tragic endings. I don't want to die. Okay, then I'll make it like this for the random debate. In the random debate, you don't have to necessarily die. You just have to be one of them. But we both suffer. A lot. But if you're one of them, then you're the whole thing. Well, then let me add it. You have to have the whole thing. Like you're either going to die by getting, you know, disemboweled or you'll be eaten by a lion. So it's really, it's up to you. It's up to you. Wow. 570. Yeah. Which of those guys would you rather be? Russell Crowe and Gladiator or Mel Gibson and Braveheart? 570-1053. Text us 35253. It's a Mikey show at LA Boxing in Carlsbad. Live crowd. Make some noise. P1s that showed up out here. Make some noise.
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Some reduced speeds again in the Rancho Bernardo. Your coaster ride starting to struggle now on South 5 out of Lucadia. That's a tough one all the way into Solana Beach. And coming up out of the South Bay, you've got just a brief slowdown in the 5 Freeway. Northbound here past the 54 South Bay Freeway. 805 looking great all the way up into the Golden Triangle. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. A moment. What did he say, this guy? Not, not, uh, not Sean Smith. Well, he said that they should walk hand in hand tonight. He said that? Well, no, Sean's minister ceremony. He was talking about this. He absolutely did that. That's right, he was. Yeah, Schindler's List. Schindler's List. At the time, he hadn't come out yet. That's right. The show continues. Rock 105.3. Look at this. Live from L.A. Boxing in Carlsbad. Come on, guys. Cheer, make noise. We got a bunch of P1s hanging out here with us. Love for you to be out here with us, too. And so we invite you to come down to Carlsbad. That's where we are right now. We're in Carlsbad at the L.A. Boxing on El Camino Real. So you take the 78, get off on El Camino Real, head south. And after you go through that first light, if you look to your left, you can see a shopping center. Go in that shopping center. You're going to find L.A. Boxing. You can watch us online. MikeyShow.com, keyword sumo. Eddie and Boston Rob are going to be sumo wrestling.
in just a little bit. It's going to be awesome. It's on. Those suits over there are a piece of work, man, that they have to wear. Oh, my gosh. What about your and Ashley's suit? What suit? Oh, you didn't even know? We're not wrestling. No, no, no, no, no. You're not doing sumo wrestling. No, you're not. But did you know that you guys have suits today, too? We do? Yeah, you have costumes. Where? Why do we? No, Ashley, don't encourage. What are you talking about? Well, I'm just inquiring. Well, Skye, if you look behind you, you will see some, nope, other way. Look over there. You see the little geisha outfit? Shut your dirty mouth. Yes. You and Ashley. Why do you guys think it's cool to just spring crap like that on us? You have geisha outfits. I think it's kind of cute. And, yeah, see? Ashley thinks that it's kind of cute. Why don't you have that attitude? The one on the right. I have got, like, blue, so it'll bring out your eyes. So you wear that one, and I'll wear the gold one, which will bring out my hair. Oh, that's your girl. Which will bring out my hair. So there you go. How about I don't wear either of them? No, I think we'll look really cute. We'll take pictures. I think Ashley had a great idea. You guys will be geishas, and you will support. You'll look great. So we each get a geisha girl? Yeah, Eddie Pitt. Can I have Skye? You can have her. Yes. Why would you do that to me, Eddie? Why would you do that to me, Eddie? Listen, Ashley. I would love to have your support, but...
I think Sky just embodies the Asian spirit. Rob has his best friend. Rob has his best friend. Rob has his best friend. Rob has his best friend. Ashley has her best friend, Rob. Rob has his best friend, Ashley. Not true, not true. Who fights with him all day. They fight a lot. Ashley, your job is going to be to support him. I will not. I'm all set. I am all set with that. You're not set. You're the opposite of being set. I don't need it. Eddie's going to have two geisha girls. Skye, first of all, you're supposed to be lower than me at all times, so make sure that you are bowing. Remember, Skye, in Japan, a woman's place is to be submissive to her mother. You're way too loud for a geisha girl. You're supposed to not speak. I have a little giggle. Never, ever, ever look him in the eye. Yes, Skye. Skye, remember. I will not do any of these things. Be very diminutive. No. I'm throwing your knees at all times. That's right. And when you walk towards Eddie, you're supposed to shuffle your feet. Shuffle your feet. And then your hands together. Little steps. Pat your feet on the ground. Pat, pat, pat, pat, pat.
As you walk towards it, and don't avert eye contact like you're making now. You're making evil eye contact with me. Don't do that. Avoid the eye contact and be submissive. Ridiculous. I did not go to journalism school for this. Well, you didn't go to journalism school. You didn't go to journalism school. For anybody or anything. Well, that's an interesting fact. 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. Before we went to break, I asked you this random debate. Who would you rather be? The dude from Gladiator or the dude from Braveheart? And the answer is very simple. Is it? There's an actual answer. Oh. And the answer is that you would rather be the Gladiator. Why? Because, I mean, he was cool. He was very cool. Are you saying that Mel Gibson was not cool in Braveheart? I'm saying that Russell Crowe was cooler. And hotter. Now, hold on a second. And hotter. Thank you, Mike. Now, hold up. Wait a minute. Hold up. Wait a minute. Thank you, Eddie. Let's talk about this. Go ahead. I feel that Russell Crowe suffered a lot more. Well, yes. He was betrayed. He had his family killed. He went through a lot of fights and injuries. But I think that Mel Gibson suffered a lot at the end of the movie, like quite a bit. Yeah, but he was okay with it because he was going to be with his love. He was going to be with his love? With the love of his life. So was Russell Crowe. True. Oh, thanks. He's got me there. 570-1053.
Who would you rather be? But Braveheart was the leader of men. I mean, he created an entire revolution. You know, I think we all know who William Wallace is. The other dude, I mean, he just came and went, man. Yeah, but Russell Crowe's character wore a hot skirt. So did William Wallace. I forgot about that. I forgot about that. Same thing. They both had hot skirts. Yeah, I may want to be William Wallace. Why? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he got to hook up with two hot chicks. William Wallace did? Yeah. How so? Well, his wife was real hot. Yeah, she was. And then the queen was pretty smoking, too. That's right. And I like how he had that giant sword. Yeah. That was cool. The war paint. The war paint. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm going William Wallace on this one. But Russell Crowe got to hang out with that handsome black dude. Great point, Mike. I needed Sky. That's a good one for Sky. I needed Sky. My vote is obvious then. Yes. So 5701053 is our number. Plus the fact that I've never seen Braveheart, kind of. Wait a minute. What the hell? Also. Oh, disappointing. That cannot be true. That cannot be true. Why? That is a true fact. Just don't. Why? Why do you think? It's a love story. Why do you think?
It's a love story. I know, but why do you think she wouldn't watch it? Gory and violent. Ashley's got it. They chop people's legs off and stuff. It happens. The love story is amazing. Yeah, it is. It's amazing. It won Best Picture, Skye. If a movie wins Best Picture, you should see it. No, I'm good. Thank you. Oh, it's so good, Skye. That makes me crazy. All right, listen. We got prizes to give away while we're out here. I want to let people know. The first two people to come in here to L.A. Boxing in Carlsbad and sign up for a membership. Ann mentioned the Mikey Show. They're going to get two tickets to this weekend's pro boxing event at Harrah's Rink Con. Saturday night. Fight starts at 8. You know who's fighting? Jesus Chuy Rodriguez. He's fighting Juan Reynosa. Juan Reynosa. My cousin. Juan Reynosa. Guess who's going to be up there signing autographs? Sugar Ray Leonard and Tommy the Hitman Hearns. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At Harrods? Yeah. That's awesome. That's crazy. So first two people come in here, sign up for a membership. You get that. You get to go see Jesus Chuy Rodriguez versus Juan Reynosa. You will get an autograph from Sugar Ray Leonard and Tommy the Hitman Hearns because they'll be up there. Also, anyone who comes in here and tries a free class is going to get entered into a chance to win a free trip to the Olympics in China.
Get to see the U.S. boxing team in action there. Wait a minute. Airfare. That is huge. Hotel. Dang. And tickets to the event. All you have to do to get qualified for that. Oh, my gosh. Just come in and try class. Man, Mike. That's right. That is nuts. Ash, have you ever taken a kickboxing class? Yeah, I have. It's pretty cool, right? Yeah. And it's fun for women, too, right? Yeah. Oh, for sure. You can take out a lot of aggression. Yeah. Which I might need to do next break. Well, aggression. Yeah, I'm feeling a lot. You're supporting Rob. I just feel a lot of hate towards him. That's your boy. That is your boy. You're a geisha girl. It's not my boy, Sky. I thought it was. All right, I'm going to take some phone calls. I was listening on the way in. I'm not an idiot, okay? I heard him talking smack. I'm not stupid. I heard him. You're listening to Jeff and Jared, though, and we know that. I was freaking listening to him talking crap for no reason. No, it was for a reason. And that's how it's going to be. You're right, it was for a reason. All right, let's take some calls. P1 Rod is on the line. Rod, are you there? I'm here. Rod, you want to be, you would rather be William Wallace. I would rather be Braveheart over Gladiator. Why? His wife was...
raped multiple times, murdered, his child was murdered, and he was a slave. Whereas in Braveheart, his wife was only murdered, he was never a slave, and he got to sleep with the princess. That's right. That's true. Eddie? I agree with him. All right. 570-1053 is our phone number. Give us a call. Although I will say this about being Maximus. Yeah. So good. is that most of his life was privileged. I mean, he was a general in the army. You know, he had a pretty good life up until that one day where it kind of turned against him. I didn't like the movie, per se, but I liked the character. Of Gladiator? You did not like Gladiator? I didn't think it was realistic. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. Why? Well, how did they get haircuts back then like that? Because when you think about it, there was no scissors. I'm being serious. First time I ever saw Gladiator, I was like, I already don't buy it. There was no... His hair was like... There was no cutting utensil? Well, Sky, like, his haircut was perfect. Pristine. It was like all straight. Like, how did they get that kind of haircut? Maybe it just grows that way, bro. You think it grows that way? They had swords. They had to have some to cut your hair. Yeah, come on. You don't know. You weren't there. I personally don't think that you get that kind of a cut from a sword. I mean, it was perfect. I think they had electric razors.
I never thought about that. I agree with that. P1 Robert, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Robert thinks that basically the dude from Braveheart was an all-around better dude. Wow. Why do you think that? Well, the guy, his love was more of a hidden love, and that's how they had to do things back then because if you didn't want your wife to be molested by the king, you had to go about and hide things. Yeah. What was that, the Kama Sutra? Something like that? I don't know that they called it. I don't think they did. Prima Notra. No, I don't think they called it the Prima Notra. What was it, Sean? The Prima Donna. It's Prima Donna. It's like what Sean is at P.F. Chang. Oh! Accurate. Unserious Sean. Well, no, no, no. I was trying to give, you know, context. I was trying to give context. I was trying to give context. Wow. I was trying to give context. I'm wondering why. Okay, check this out. I have a list of the top graduation songs of 2008. I don't understand that, though. I don't know any of this. What is a graduation song? Is that like your personal song that you put on MySpace and say, this is my graduation song? Or does a class collectively pick a song that's their song? I don't get it. Jay's shaking his head like he knows something. Come here, Jay. He's got kids. What's the deal?
Yeah, like in my class, they picked a song. It was on a glass, a cup you got to keep. What was your song? Celebrate good times. Really? It was 100 years ago, too. And then wasn't it also like the theme of your prom? Exactly. Oh, your senior prom? Okay. It was both? Yeah, it's like the song to represent your class and send you. Are you sure it wasn't something by Lawrence Welk, Jay? Yes. Wasn't it Glenn Miller? Wasn't it a Glenn Miller? Jay Sam, in the ring. Get in the ring now. He's not that old. He was 13. Okay, so I have these 08 graduation songs. Yeah. And I'm old. Are they all new songs? Well. Rusted Root, first of all. Oh, I love Rusted Root. Well, then, aren't you so hip and cool? I've never heard of them. They're not a new band. They've been around for a long time. Are they ska? No. Are they breakdance music? They're hippie. Very hippie. If you heard it, there's a lot of drums and bongos. I saw them back in, like, 95, and the chicks didn't shave their armpits. That is true. That is true. I saw them in Berkeley. I saw them in Berkeley. It was smelly.
The song is called Send Me On My Way. That's number 10. Cut 25. Thank you, Sean. Hey, this wasn't over yet, bro. Number 9. What do you guys think number 9 is? Tell Me Your Life by Green Day. That is not right. Give me a song. Just name them. What you think it might be. That's a good guess, Eddie. Thanks. Higher love, Steve Winwood. Why? He was talking about that song all day. That's all he wants to do is just say a Steve Winwood song. It's really random. It's Smashing Pumpkins today. Huh? Cut 27. It is relevant. You get it? Today is the greatest, and I can't wait for tomorrow. The message is nice, but it sounds like it's ready to kill them. Yeah, I agree with that. For that reason, I wouldn't want this to be the song I remember my class by. All right, thank you, Sean. Never heard of the next artist. I know it. Jump in my car.
It is not jumping. No, no, no, no, no, no. I sit on you. No, it's not I sit on you. Yeah, that's David Hasselhoff. David Hasselhoff did not make the list. What do we got? Tell me if you've ever heard of this artist. Todd Potter. It was Harry's brother. Yeah, it was Harry's brother Todd. He was the addict and he was on Intervention and they showed like, you know, Harry going, oh, we love him a lot, but. He's like the air peeling glue. Todd Potter. Has a song called Graduation Day. Cut 29. Not playing a clip from him and Eric. Awesome show. Great job. All right. I got an upbeat one for you. That's number seven is more upbeat. It's Celine Dion. These are the special times. Cut 31. The gayest senior classes in the United States, ladies and gentlemen. Notice I haven't said thank you, Sean. Notice I haven't said thank you, Sean. I'm trying to pretend like I'm checking my email.
That's really nice. Thank you, Sean. Thank you, Sean. I will not play a clip. Thank you, Sean. Thank you, I said. Sean is really enjoying that. I will not play a clip from the next one. Number six is R.E.M., End of the World as We Know It. Number five is Tracy. Thank you. Thank you, Sean. Thank you. End of the World? Kind of a joke. Oh. Number five, Trace Adkins. You're going to miss this. Oh, yeah. One of my favorites. Number four, Corey Smith. I'm not going to cry. Who? Three, Corey Hart. Yes. And I wear my sunglasses at night. No, number three is Bon Jovi. Welcome to wherever you are. Yeah. What is that? The number two top graduation song of 2008. Yeah. Rascal Flatts. Yes. Sorry. My Wish. I'm excited. Cut. I like it. 41. This number one better be cool, Mark. You want to know what the number one graduation song of 2008 is? We're going to take a break. And we come back. I'll tell you what the number one graduation song of 2008 is. So we'll take a real quick break. And then when we come back, we're going to start the sumo wrestling. Yes.
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All my peeps are in costume. I will tell you that it's 7.24 a.m. right now. And, oh, my goodness. I am already sucky. Oh, look at that. Go to MikeyShow.com and put in the keyword sumo, and you can see Eddie and B-Rob in their sumo outfits. This is rad. I'm going to give you my geisha girl. Yeah, we're going to give you geisha girls. I have an itch. Dude. Eddie. Eddie, don't itch like that. No, don't do that. You can't reach. I don't want to see you itch that. I just want to let you know, Eddie, you got to pick your geisha girl. You selected Sky. Yeah. And Sky is in full geisha outfit. She looks just gorgeous. Where's the white makeup? You know, the crazy thing is, Eddie, I know I've seen her wear that exact outfit to work before anyway, so that's the really strange thing.
Sky, can I have a word with you, please? You look beautiful. Thanks, Mike. You remember how to be a good geisha, right? Remember, submission. I'll kill you. To Eddie. Not to me. You don't have to be submissive to me. We can still have our same old relationship. But remember, remember, to Eddie, you must be submissive. I would like you to refer to Eddie as Eddie-san. That's who he is now. Eddie-san, okay? You can say hello to him. Hi, Eddie-san. Now, say, now let him know, let him know in whatever way you choose to, let him know you're at his service. I got your back, bro. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. That is not the way I mean. You need to let him know in a very submissive way, and if you can, in a Japanese accent, that you are his mistress and that you will be... That's what they say. They say, you know, I am your mistress. And you let her know, Eddie, don't make those hand movements. Eddie, don't make those hand movements. I don't know that you want to do that. That is graphic. Oh, my gosh. This is inappropriate. I feel very uncomfortable. I imagine if we could get this going. Okay, just let him know that you are his mistress and that you are here to support him. I'm here to support you, Eddie. You forgot the fact that you're his mistress.
I am not his mistress. Come get some. Skye, get into the ring. People are crowded around this ring right now. Skye is now getting her little geisha self into the ring. She's a full geisha outfit. Eddie's hugging her. Eddie has just hugged Skye in his sumo outfit. It's not my job. Hang on a second. Hang on. Let me explain to people that are listening for the first time to The Mikey Show. This is the worst. And for people that are maybe watching online, they've never heard anything about The Mikey Show. Seven people on the show, myself, Eddie, Sky, Sean, Ashley, Boston, Rob, and Zeth. And there are very particular dynamics within The Mikey Show. Eddie and Sky think polar opposite in their views, in the way that they view definitely. the relationship between a man and a woman. Eddie kind of believes, hey, I'm the guy. And I'm right, and she's wrong. I run the show. That's enough out of you. And Sky feels more like, you know, women are empowered, and this is no... Eddie's laughing when I said that. He's rocking back and forth in his sumo outfit. And Sky feels like women are empowered and should not be submissive to men. Although she's wearing a geisha outfit. Is she barefoot? She should be barefoot. Now.
Ashley? Yeah. You are in a sumo outfit as well? Geisha outfit. Yeah, excuse me, geisha outfit. Really? That's right. And let me... Stop with the fat jokes, Mike. All right. All right, Rob. Now, let me explain what the dynamic is between Ashley and Rob. Ashley and Rob, I think it's safe to say, do not really get along that great. Well, he's stupid, Mike. Well, it all began. It's hard for me to get along with stupid people. Well, okay. How do you live with yourself? Now, hang on a second, Rob. That's a rude comment. Now, I got to let people know. I got to let people know that Rob did not want to have Ashley as his geisha girl. Ashley did not want to be Rob's geisha girl. But she is. It means she has to support him. At least they look cute. This is cute. It's a cute little yellow geisha outfit. Skye's geisha outfit is blue. Skye has a red cummerbund looking thing around her middle. Eddie's making me hold his hand. I don't know why. I don't know why. That is the best visual ever. Ashley has a yellow cummerbund around her middle.
They are both wearing sumo. Rob and Eddie are wearing sumo outfits. They have big helmets on that are made to look like black hair. They're made to look like black hair. Take care of your head by wearing your helmet. Okay. You're not at a prom. Here are the rules. Here are the rules of sumo club. Sumo club? Sumo club? What is that? This is the way that it works. Like Fight Club, but not. Exactly. Oh, okay. The way that it works is we're going to do best out of three. So there will be three matches. Oh, man. The object is to knock your opponent off his feet. Okay? Rob, how are you going to compete in this? I got no idea. My pants are coming down in this suit right now. That's ridiculous. We didn't need to know that. That is ridiculous. I have a little bit of an issue, too. Go ahead, Eddie. I have to pee. Uh-oh. Oh, no. That's not good. Just go, man. No, don't. No, don't. Just go. Eddie, don't pretend either. It's warm in here. Okay. We are at L.A. Boxing in Carlsbad. Anybody's welcome to come down and watch this. You guys ready to see some sumo action? This is so great.
We're showing it all in a real-time video. You can go to MikeyShow.com, type in the keyword sumo, and you can see all of them in their outfits, and this video is going to happen in real-time. All right, sumo girls, I need you to exit the ring to your corners and support your guys. All right, support your guys. The guys are staying in their corners, and I am going to tell them when to begin. Now, remember, guys, first to knock their opponent off their feet is declared the winner. We're going to do three matches. Come on. Eddie! Eddie is in the red corner. Ashley, you're supporting Rob. What's that? You're supporting Rob. Eddie is in the red corner. Ashley, you support Rob, who is in the blue corner. That's right. Let's go, Eddie! Ashley, please. You must support Rob. Are you guys ready? I am. You got this, Eddie. You got this, bro. On your mark, Eddie is doing the stomping from side to side just like a sumo. Oh, this is fantastic. On your marks, get set, go! Eddie and Rob are slowly bashing towards each other. They just slammed into each other. Eddie was almost toppled over because of balance. And Eddie's got a hold of Rob. He's pushing Rob. Rob has a giant smile on his face, which looks ridiculous. Eddie has now got the back of Rob's helmet slash hair. He's trying to pull him. Sky having to run out of the way. Eddie has got Rob into a corner. He has now pushed Rob into the ropes. Rob bounced off the ropes.
And has bounced into Eddie. They're both just slamming each other about the head. Rob around the neck and pulled him to the ground. And then jumped on top of him. He was already down. He just body slammed him. Rob was on his back and Eddie pounced on top of him. Jumped right on him. All right. Oh, that is awesome. Eddie wins. Awesome. Eddie wins round one. They had to be helped off the mat. By promotions, people, because their suits were so fat and heavy, they couldn't get off the ground. They looked like a couple of roly-poly beetles that were on their back and couldn't get up. Ashley, you need to encourage Rob. What? Tell him how his small stature can help him. Rob, stop sucking at this. You're the worst right now. All right, let's do this. We take a quick timeout. When we come back, we will do round two.
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105.3 Mikey Show. Please make noise. Come on. We got a lot of P1s sitting here at L.A. Boxing right now. We are at L.A. Boxing in Carlsbad. And it's on El Camino Real. We'd love for people to stop by if they're going to work or whatever. This is so much fun, Mike. Yes. Ashley is in full geisha girl regalia. And I look good, too. Well, she's wearing a little geisha outfit with a little... Very well said, Ash. That's very well said. Thank you. Stop it. Well said. Skye's in the red corner wearing her geisha outfit and hanging out with Eddie. Look at Eddie giving her a hug. In his sumo suit. In his sumo suit. Okay, Eddie, that's, I don't know about that. Oh, Eddie. Horrendous. Skye, are you okay? Oh, my gosh. Does it count because I'm in a suit? Okay. If you go to MikeyShow.com and you type in the keyword,
The keyword sumo, you can actually watch this. And we see P1's actually walking in right now. So as you're on your way to work, stop by. It'll be really cool. Now, we're doing sumo wrestling. It's part of the Eddie B. Rob challenges that we've been doing over the course of like the last year. And Boston Rob is looking at Ashley right now, kind of like looking like he wants support. Not going to get it, Mike. He's got his hands up. Ashley. Come on, give me a high five. This is hard for me. This is really hard for me. I would be like that. Wow, Ash. But when you give him the high five, it's so sweet. So, Rob, let's talk to Rob real quick. Rob, you are... Oh, yeah, it's Mikey. Oh, wow. That is unusual. I cannot do that. Rob, first of all, you look great in that suit. Thank you. I feel like that... Anybody ever seen the movie Seven? Yes. And you know the guy at the kitchen table? Yeah, the guy with the spaghetti? Yeah, I feel like that right now. How did he do that? I don't know. Bad reference? Yeah. Awful visual. Didn't he paint a picture, though? Yeah, he really did. Okay, cool. It's like that guy only with Japanese hair. Yeah. It's not appropriate. And smaller hands. Yes, that's true. Ew. Rob? Yeah? You've lost a match. You have... I got roughed up in that first one. Yeah, you did. Wasn't expecting, you know, to lose. Yeah, okay. I think that's a really well-said statement. Thank you. Thank you. So what we're going to do is it's scheduled for three.
But if Eddie wins right now, it's all over. So basically, you need to win this one to even be in it. Eddie's laughing. Well, here's the deal, Mike. In preparation for this event last night, I had some Chinese food. Okay. Why would you do that? How is that in preparation, by the way? Seriously. I would hate to be the person, Mike, that opens the back of this. Okay. All right. All right. Well. Rob? Rob? This is a must win. Eddie is now doing the international fan sign behind him. Rob, this is a must win. I think that he thinks this suit makes him taller, and it doesn't. Someone should tell him. Rob, did you know that the suit doesn't make it taller? My feet can hardly reach the bottom of this thing, okay? I'm going to be honest with you. I can see that. Where are my midges? Okay, that doesn't even make sense. All right, both Eddie and Rob are in their socks. Are you guys ready to start round two? It's really hot in this thing. All right, here we go. Let's get round two started. Team Eddie just hit me in the face. Okay, Eddie. Yeah, Eddie, did you mean to do that? I'm not fighting today, bro. Please. I'm on your side. Must win, Rob.
You have to win this, Rob. If you take your opponent to the ground, it's over. That's the object, to take your opponent to the ground. Please don't embarrass us. On your marks. Hey, I'm back here, bro. Get set. They're stomping. Go. Rob, get in the zone. Oh, Rob's doing a King Kong. He's running towards Eddie. Come on, Rob. Eddie took one right to the chest. Oh, and now Eddie is taunting him. Eddie's taunting him like, yeah, give it to me harder. Rob's strategy is to run and jump at him. Rob is hitting him as hard as he can. Oh, my gosh. That was. It's over. Let me tell you. Oh, my gosh. He's sitting on Rob's head. Let me tell you how Rob lost that match. That is inappropriate. Jay is helping. And then Eddie put his crotch over Rob's head. I feel dirty. Let me tell you how Eddie won that match. Rob is so not. Rob comes running at Eddie. And Eddie simply moves out of the way.
And Rob, thinking he's about to make contact, overestimates, builds up too much speed, and falls... Face first onto the mat. Mike, what he did was his only signature move, which was bounce off the ropes to get momentum and jump at Eddie, and Eddie just moved to the side, and he just ate it. Rob ate it. Look at the giant smile on Rob's face. He's so stupid. How can I be behind such an idiot? Rob, Rob, what happened? I finished in the top two. Oh, my God. There's only two of you. Oh, very nice. Hey, Geisha Girls, great job. Let's hear it for the Geisha Girls, guys. We are at L.A. Boxing in Carlsbad. And good job, sumo guys, Eddie and Rob. Let's hear it for Eddie and Rob. And let's hear it for our champion, Eddie, who has now won another, yet another, Eddie and B-Rob Challenge. Rob throwing his gloves off. And Eddie, would you like to shake his hand? Oh, he's rubbing his nipple. That's so sweet. That's so, so sweet. Let's see. Should we take a break or what should we do? Yeah, let's take a break.
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Welcome back. It is 7.54. Sharon Stone has issued a statement saying that she is deeply sorry for her karma remarks regarding China's deadly earthquake. Rob, this will make you feel better in the NBA playoffs. Boston goes up three games to two with a big win in Game 5. Welcome back. We are at L.A. Boxing in Carlsbad, and we have a whole group of P1s that have showed up out here now. Make some noise, guys, so that people can hear you on the radio. It really is. It's very cool. We have a lot of P1s that came out, wanted to show their support, and anybody can come down here. And that offer is available for you that have come down here. First two people to come in and sign up for a membership today and mention the Mikey Show are going to get two tickets to this weekend's pro boxing event at Heroes Ring Con. That's huge. Yeah, fight starts at 8 o'clock. Jesus Chuy Rodriguez versus Juan Reynosa. And Sugar Ray Leonard and Tommy Hearns are going to be out there signing autographs.
And then also anybody that comes in here and tries a free class is going to get entered into a chance to win a free trip to the Olympics in China, airfare, hotel, tickets, and the whole deal. So come down here and do this. Our phone number is 570-1053. The reason that we're here is because we just did the Eddie B. Rob challenge, and Rob is much sweatier than Eddie. Yes, he is. I wish. Three shirts this morning, pants. What? What did you do? Wore three shirts. I got you. I got three shirts on right now. I'm an idiot. I have no idea. Make him look 20 pounds heavier. That's why he does that. You notice that? He never comes prepared for these challenges. He doesn't. He wears the same outfit every day. Yeah. Well, Eddie, that didn't look too hard. You know, honestly, it really wasn't. Wait a minute. The hardest thing was to try and repel the advances of my geisha girl. She kept trying to grab me in weird places and I'm like, yo girl, what's up? You better step off. This Yokozuna's taken. Sky, did he say this Yokozuna's taken? No, he never said any of that. I did.
It's a shame that you had to say that to her, Eddie, just to get her advances to stop. It's embarrassing. You know, I'm in front of everybody. All the P1s saw it. That's right. No, no. Not to her. Well, let's see. We got a lot of things on our docket. If you want to call us, our phone number is 570-1053. And our text number is 35253. Dunkin' Donuts has pulled Rachel Ray's commercials. Well, one of them. One of them? Yeah, one of them. Because she ate the store? No. As you know, Rachel Ray is an endorser of the Dunkin' Donuts coffee. Take me. Be cool. But Skye, why did they pull her commercial? Okay, so this was, you know, she does all the endorsements for Dunkin' Donuts, and this was an online ad she did for them where she is wearing a scarf that, according to some, resembles a traditional scarf that Arab...
men wear to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad. Oh, right, right, right. From what I understand, I thought that the statement made by Dunkin' Donuts is that's what they were trying to imply. That's their target audience. I thought that that's what they were going for. The jihad. That's their demo. The jihad crowd. I thought they were kind of trying to hit the terrorist market. Jihad runs on Dunkin'. Yeah, so after kind of a little backlash started to ensue over this, Dunkin' Donuts basically said, hey, Rachel Ray was just wearing a black and white silk scarf with a paisley design. It was selected by her stylist. No symbolism was intended. Her stylist Osama Bin Laden. Yeah. Forgotten that Jihad's R Us. That's right. It was on sale. The Jihad warehouse. But they say due to possible misperception, they will no longer use this commercial. And they have pulled it. They have pulled it. Mohammed Ibrahim Fuad El-Shawai. That's who filed the complaint. I wonder if they're going to pull her clan outfit commercial. That one I think makes a statement. Yeah, I mean, they got to eat too. Exactly. So that's one big story that's out there.
In a little bit, Sky is going to give us a Rolling Stones list of best guitar songs of all time, the top five anyway, which I'm sure will be lame. We're going to hate it. We're going to hate it. Every time we do a list of the top songs, the top rock songs, it's always stupid, Sky. You don't know, Mike. It's always one guy. It's inaccurate is what it is. You know what it is? It's one nerd that works at Rolling Stones. Right, and his opinions. It's his favorites. And it's his black-rimmed glasses. With a black turtleneck sitting in the Starbucks. Speaking of Starbucks. Yes, finally. Thank you. Sky has. I was really excited about this. Sky has a list of the eight types of annoying people that you find inside Starbucks. Yeah, I got. Which one are you? I got this off a website called HolyTaco.com. Oh, good. My home page. P1 emailed me this website. It's got a bunch of cool different lists. But this one is the eight types of annoying people you find inside Starbucks. Number eight, the manager who refuses to recognize your order when you use the words small, medium, and large. Not acceptable. He will not.
You're not supposed to say that. You're not supposed to say that. I refuse to call it whatever Latin term. Gigante. Yeah, hexagonal. Vente, grande. You don't like Vente and grande, you guys? I hate that. I don't use it. Who cares? You really don't, Rob? It's stupid. It's coffee. Why do you got to get so fancy? Of all things to be passionate about. For real. I refuse it. It's like a cause. Who cares? He's doing a run for it that starts at Balboa Park next week. It's a walk, Mike. I'm sorry. It's a walk. Number seven is the intern who you find in Starbucks who is buying coffee for the entire office. The entire office. Sorry, guys. Would you like to hear a clip of the guy that makes up his own drink? Would you like to hear that? Yeah, sure. Why not? Shawnee? What's that? Do you have a clip of the guy that makes up his... He's making up his own drink. You ever get behind this guy? Gets excited. It's his turn. Made up a little drink in his head. He's like, yeah, all the soy, vanilla chip, gingerbread, spiced mocha, hazelnut, frappuccino, please. You get a black coffee.
and you go to work. Can you put a pillow of whipped cream on there, please? Put a dome on it. Language at Starbucks. This guy picked up his drink and this is what he told the staff. Thanks a lot, Tay. Okay, number six is the writer who wants you to know they're a writer. Always an apple. Yes, that's what it says here. It's always an app. Yeah, it's not a PC. It's Mac. The person using the computer at Starbucks does not use a PC laptop. No way. They use a notebook and it's Apple. Yes, definitely. The number six person, most annoying person you'll find inside Starbucks. I thought that was six.
Oh, sorry. Number five. Number five. Thank you, Mike. Thank you, Mike. Number five. Don't mess my order up. I'm sorry. Number five. I'll just calm down a little bit. Okay. Is the overly happy line greeter slash order taker. What's wrong with that? Overly happy line greeter slash. Like annoyingly happy. It's called customer service. First thing in the morning. Yeah, I don't want that. I don't really want happy. I don't want sad. I don't. It's normal. I just want normal. I appreciate their energy. I want the personality at a five. Yeah, but you're annoying in the morning, too. I want it at a five. It's called having enthusiasm for life, Eddie. That's what it's called. I'll take it down a notch. I don't want to. Number four is the complicated order guy who also needs his coffee right now. The complicated order guy that needs his coffee right now. This is a picture of him. Oh, look at that. We've got to put that on the website. I know that dude. Everybody knows that guy. Let me explain. It's a man with a very short business haircut. He is wearing a suit. He has a Jabra Bluetooth device in his ear while talking to you. He loves the fist bump. Yes. So he orders the...
You know, half-calf, triple espressos and a shot of choy and all that. And he reaches into his right pocket and he pulls out like a gold money clip. Oh, thank you. It has to be a money clip. Yes. And he is like letting the world know what a moron the person behind the counter is and how he owns people like that. Yeah. Buys and sells them. Every day. Chews them up. Yeah. Spits them out. Yep. No. And he needs it right away. Yes. Give me that coffee right away. I got business meetings. Corporate. And he says to them, how long will this take? Yeah. How long do you think this will take? Just five minutes, sir. Okay. What time is it right now? Okay. It's five after eight. Okay. Five minutes, you said? Somewhere around there. Okay. We're very busy this morning. Is there any way that you could do that a little bit quicker? Well, we'll do our best. I mean, we have a line of people that were in front of you, sir. You know what, though? I have a meeting. So is there any way I can do that? Just in a couple? Could you get that for me? Well, really, give it a shot. I just, you know, there's a lot of people that were in front of you. Hang on, just a second. The more you talk to me, the more you talk to me. Hang on, hang on. Maury, go ahead. Who is he talking to? No, no, no. Are you talking to me, sir? You tell her that I don't want to do that. Are you talking to me? I want her to reschedule it.
Tell her, it's in my notebook. Open up the notebook. How long will this be? I'm talking to you now. How long will it be? Hang on, Maury. Tell her, don't do that. No, no, no. It's going to be at one instead of four. My name is Brad. Brad, hang on a second. My name is Brad. Hey, kid, can you tell them that I need the coffee right away? It's not Maury. My name is not Maury. You know what, kid? You're fired. You can't fire me. Have the fat blonde girl help me instead. Hang on a second. Hey, not Maury. Heather. I don't know why. I lost my connection. That guy also drives a BMW. That is true. That's a BMW, all right, dude? And that's great. Canta leather, all right? Thank you very much. Color Sepang. Thank you. He gets his shoes from Milan. Hey, dude, you're spitting in my automobile, bro. No, I'm not, dude. I'm spitting out the window, bro. You're spitting in my car. Yeah, you're BMW. I get it. That's great. Yeah, great. I drive a Saturn. You're so cool. You're so cool, Bauman. You know what, dude? That's a beautiful Saturn. Don't put yourself down for that. It's a beautiful color. It's a four-door. Dude, you drive a sedan, bro. It's a 96, bro. Okay? I bought it used, all right? It's got 200,000 miles on it. It's not that cool. Hey, dude, you want to know what? Rust is the color of love, bro. Yeah, it's great, dude. Thanks. You're rich. I'm not. No, dude. That's not what it's about. It's not what it's about. It's about me having to put...
Bounty paper towels on my dashboard because you're spitting in my BMW, bro. All right? I don't want to have to sop up your mess anymore. Dude, if you pull over and stop at Whataburger, dude, I'd get a cup. Dude, don't smoke in my car. Dude, you're spitting tobacco out in my car. Don't do that. I roll my own. You're a clown, dude. You're a clown, dude. Big floppy shoes. Get out of here. Oh, really? What's this on my lapel? Let me smell that. It's a flower. Oh, dude, you squirted me in the face. You squirted me in the face, bro. Great. You are a clown. Okay. The number three most annoying person you'll find inside Starbucks is the guy who hates Starbucks but goes there every single day. Rob. I don't go there every single day. Right? That's pretty obvious. I go there out of force. That's the best place to get coffee. Let me just throw this out there. The iced coffee at McDonald's. So close to Dunkin' Donuts. Oh, yeah. You're cool. I'm not even lying to you. You're so non-conventional. I know. Yes. That's right. You don't conform. Let me tell you something. If by August, McDonald's coffee became a thing, he'd never go there again. It's true. You would never catch me there again. Suddenly it would become like toilet water. It would be awful. And there I actually order Venti's. See? You're so stupid. You see? It's the worst. Exactly. A bunch of jerks. That's right. That's how he does that. Number two. You know who has the best coffee, Mike? Chevron. It's really good. It's wicked awesome.
Number two is study groups who choose to meet at Starbucks. I've never seen the study groups. You haven't? Uh-uh. There's 10 people around one of those tiny tables. I've never ever seen it. That's a college thing for sure. Back when I was in college, Mike. Did you study? I don't know any of this. Bro, I wouldn't study. I'd go in to get a coffee. I'd go to study groups. Gotcha, gotcha. Skye would do that, too. And then she would be like, oh, I forgot. Where's my... I had a card on... Don't worry, Skye. We got it. We'll get it this time. I'll get it next time. Oh, I hope you don't mind. I ordered a scone. Oh, yes. I'll get you a scone next time. I would pay for mine. You saw. I got a ham scone. I had the ham scone. It doesn't exist. Thank you. Stupid. Who is the number one?
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Back to you by Sleep Train Mattress Center. I get tough rides in some spots out here. We've got both the 5 and 805 northbound. Still seeing some traffic develop. Actually, the 5 freeway just passed the 54 in a national city. Tougher still, though, up to 15 all the way into the downtown S-curve. West, make this north 805 still slowing from Imperial Avenue off and on to Home Avenue. From there, you're good to go through North Park over Mission Valley, but does back up out of Kearney Mesa still, heading up over the 52. West 94 on the King Freeway, still stacked up from Euclid to the 805. More brake lights from the 15 into downtown. Your West 8 ride this morning out of the East County. You're looking pretty good out of La Mesa. Still bunching up from the 805 in past the Q to Texas Street. Now you're slowing around the Hotel Circle accident, wrapping up there. The Westbound 52 starting to ease up out of Santee, but still putting some brake lights towards about halfway up the hill to the top of the summit. South 15, coming out of Escondido, a rough one from the 78th still to Villarancho Parkway. Heavier again through Carmel Mountain Ranch down to the 56th as you make that westbound turn on the 56th. That's stacking up now from Camino Dos Sur all the way to the 5 freeway. And the 5 itself southbound, though the North County quite a struggle out of La Costa into Solana Beach. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. The Cricket Wireless Studios. Because here on the Mikey Show, we're trying to make a better tomorrow. O.C. San Diego's Rock.
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And we want to see you come out. Field trip. That's right. Make it a little field trip. It is 8-17. U.S. Airways announced that they will no longer be serving free snacks to try and save money. Eddie destroyed Boston Rob in the sumo wrestling challenge earlier today. That is a sports fact. Is it going to be to a point where there's not going to be one airline left that serves snacks? Yeah, now nobody's doing free snacks. They're upping the price of airfare, and they're now starting to charge money for checking bags. Why? Because of fuel prices. Fuel prices. Oh. Yeah, but I thought they ran on some different type of fuel. I didn't think they ran on gasoline. Yeah. I guess it's all oil. It's jet fuel, but yeah, it's all oil. It's all oil deal. Yep. Stupid. Skye, explain the following story to me, please. Okay. White House calls McClellan disgruntled over Book. First of all, who's McClellan? Scott McClellan, the former spokesman for the White House. McClellan and McClellan. McClellan and McClellan is the greatest attorney at law ever. It's McClellan. McClellan is what it is. Get it right. My bad. So what happened?
Well, he has a book coming out on Monday. It's a memoir, and it talks about his time in the White House. And it doesn't look so good for the Bush administration and the way they run the White House and the way they convey facts to the public. And he's basically pointing fingers. It's like picking on the slow kid at school. Like, really? Yeah, really? Come on. How many times, right? Is that really nice? That's not very nice of him. I will be purchasing that book on my Amazon Kindle. Oh, on your Kindle? Yes, where I put all my books that I don't read. I was going to say, you still use that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I do is I read four or five pages, and then I tell people, hey, have you read? And then they go, no. Oh, it's really good. Oh, show off. Based on the four or five pages that I read. Right, right, right. Smart guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sky, do you read? Yeah, actually I do. Do you have an Amazon Kindle? No, I do not. Would you use an Amazon Kindle if you had one? No. You prefer bookie books? I read paperback books, so I can read them in the bathtub, and if I drop them, it's not a problem. Last book you read? Well, right now I'm in the middle of reading a book, but normally I read John Grisham novels. It's called God, It's Me Again, Margaret. It's about a girl on her period. Okay.
I read Grisham novels, but I've read them all, and the newest one isn't in paperback yet, so I'm waiting for that. Ham for dummies. Eddie wrote it. The Complete Idiot's Guide to Ham. So the book that I'm currently reading now is, I don't remember the name of the author off the top of my head, but my husband's like, hey, I've heard of this author before. I think a lot of women read these books. You should try this one. But it's quite different than John Grisham. Why? There's some spicy spice of sexuality that I wasn't expecting, and it caught me off guard in the dentist's office. I felt like I was reading pornography in public. Did you pick up Penthouse Forum? That's what I felt like. That is what I felt like. Well, she didn't tell you. She bought it at an adult bookstore. Was it one of those dirty romance novels? Those get pretty. What, Eddie? What did you say? Nothing. I don't know what you said, but it was gross sounding. What? No. Nothing. Oh, gosh. Oh, no. I can't believe you. But, no, it started off. First of all, how do you know that? I don't know what you're talking about. How do you know that? I was moving in my chair. Oh, no, you weren't. Uh-huh. It started off cool. It was a story about a family of magicians and. . . The aristocrats? The aristocrats. Like, what are you reading?
A family of magicians? Yeah. The Copperfields. Yes. No. Yeah. Did you read the back of it before you picked it up? Yeah. And what was it? It's like a bunch of, like, porno magicians. So, but I'm sticking with it. Watch me make my wand disappear. All right, Eddie. What? First of all, one comment. Oh, I just got that. The weird thing you said in another language. Raise your hand if you believe that whatever Sky thinks is dirty is probably not dirty. Every hand went out. No, there's like three people that didn't raise their hand. Sky, when we said, have you ever seen a porno before? You said, yes, Cinemax. You're a joker. You people don't understand how foul and dirty this was. They were kissing with open mouths. I've seen Blind Date. Yeah, Blind Date Uncensored. That's a great show. No, thank you. No way. Are you kidding me? Well, if it was one of those romance novels, those can be nasty. See? They described a nipple. They did. They did. It's closer than that. It's closer than that, but I mean. Is it at home? No, it's in my car.
Go get it. Go get it. Go get it. Go get it. Go get it. I don't have my shoes on. Skye, go get it. Skye, go get it. Please. I don't have my shoes on. Please. I beg you. Skye doesn't have her shoes on. Skye, your tennis shoes are right there. Your tennis shoes are right there. How can she eat it on the air if it's dirty? Put Rob in your pocket and he can jump into the car and get it. Skye is now going out to her car to get the pornography book. To get her pornography books. It's too dirty to read on the air. Where did you buy it? Like Target? Target doesn't sell pornography books. John Grisham or heifers. That's not a real magazine. I wouldn't know. Skye is going to get her. Holy crap.
How much do you want to bet, Mike? Oh, I guarantee you. Get your porn man's novel. Run. Dude, you know that her idea of dirty is really different than most people's idea of dirty. For sure. She's ridiculous. Ashley, do you think that it will be dirty? You know your girl. Yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Throw her under the bus. No, because she said when she was in her doctor's office that it made her really uncomfortable reading it. So I'm assuming that it was one of those dirty romance novels where it's like it gets extremely sexual and there's naughty things going on. So I believe her. Why wouldn't I? This one's called the bathhouse. It's really, it's really. She's not in the room. She's not in the room. I got away with it. You know that people will tell her right when she gets bathed. Nobody will tell her that you just said that. As we enter the jacuzzi club for the first time, Dirk and I start sweating profusely. Dirk. I can feel my sunburn just beat and throb. Be quiet, everybody. The smell of jacuzzi towels.
Here comes Skye. Hey, Skye. My lips glisten with ham glaze. Oh, there she is. Hey, what's up? I felt his porky power. She just shot fire through you with her eyes. And for the record, I was almost hit by a hybrid out in the parking lot. Skye. Are you okay? What? Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. This is a Nora Roberts book. My mom reads Nora Roberts. Oh, my God. Are you nuts? Are you crazy? I don't know about that. Dude, Nora Roberts is so nothing. Peggy is a sweet woman. Dude. You're crazy. Sky. Nora Roberts. It's called, the book is called Honest Illusions. Get it? Because they're magicians. Look at the back, Mike. Let me see. Let me read it. Let me read to you what it's about. Oh, you're a joker. It says, oh, wait, wait, wait. Where's the description? Wait, wait, wait. Where is it? No, there's not. There's no description on the back. She's looking. Okay, here we go. This is what Honest Illusions is about. Please. The daughter of a world-renowned magician, Roxy Nouvelle. Oh, yeah. Sounds good so far. Has inherited her father's talents and his penchant for jewel thievery. Sounds sexy. It's true. Into this colorful world comes Luke Callahan. Irish.
You already know what's going on there. An escape artist who captures her heart. Oh, yeah, he does. And keeps secrets that could shatter all her illusions. My virgin ears can't hear this. Sky, open the book up to something just scandalous. And if it's too scandalous to read, don't. Well, this was the stuff I was just reading the other day in the dentist's office. That made me feel like. Like, did you blush? Well, yeah, like, I was, like, looking around, like, do people know I'm reading, like, pornography right now? Like, I'm so dirty. How would they know? You're a dirty girl, Sky. Well, I just, like, I didn't realize, and I thought maybe they could look at the front of the book and be like, oh, I know what she's all about. Another Roberts novel. By the way, Mike, on sale for $4.99. Are you kidding me, Sky? There's a sticker on there. That's the only reason she's reading about porn magicians. She loves tutorial.com books. You're unbelievable. Because it was on stage. You're unbelievable. That's why I won't buy Grisham in a hardcover. It's a $12 book. I can get expensive, Mike. Sky. Are you going to have to bleep some of it, Sky? I'll self-edit if it gets to that. Too steamy. Okay, so basically the deal is Luke.
Didn't have a family, and he met up with Roxy and her family, who are the magicians. They took him in. He's a couple years older than Roxy. And they grew up, and then once they start to get into their adult years, the sexual tension gets too much for them to handle. I see. So at this point, Roxy is trying to seduce Luke. I see. She reached up and untied the belt at her waist. Stop it. He dropped the crushed cigar and backed up. Christ, Roxanne, what do you think you're doing? Just showing you what you claim not to want? She's already blushing. She's already blushing. She's already blushing. She's already getting, like, already this is making her uncomfortable. You're doing great, Skye. Watching him, she rolled her shoulders and sent the ivory silk slithering to the floor. Oh, wow. So now she's naked. While he tried to catch his breath, one slender strap slipped seductively from her shoulder. Skye just read the word seductive. If you're telling the truth, it shouldn't be any problem, should it? Get dressed. His voice had thickened like a drunk. Will you look at how uncomfortable she is? Oh, dude. She is so uncomfortable right now. Like, when she started reading this in the dentist's office or whatever, it must have been... Is this all right? Skye, where are we right now? How do we feel?
Are we getting to the dirty part? The heart is like racing. I'm starting to... Well, I think it's just because... Because you know what's coming up or what's already happened? Well, because people are watching me and I'm about to get to... Into the really graphic stuff. Have you ever watched pornographic videos? He says, get out. Don't you have any pride? Oh, I've got plenty of that. And it swelled as she saw the helpless desire in his eyes. What I seem to be lacking at this moment is shame. The silk whispered against her flesh as she walked to him. At the moment, she murmured, winding her arms around his neck, I don't seem to have an ounce of shame. Wait, wait, wait. His naked neck? Bare neck? Bare necked, man. Bare necked magicians. Like this isn't painful enough. Yes, please, please. Have you ever seen a man's blank? Tilting her head, she nipped at his bottom lip. He groaned. Sky just read the word groan. Blank my blank and blank you. She says, tell me again you're not interested. Her lips parted full of demands against his. Tell me again. Sky right now is like a southern belle with a fan. Like, oh, I do declare. She's doing good, though.
Damn you, Rox. His hands were in her hair again, fisted. Is this what you want? He swung her around, so she rammed into the dresser as his mouth plundered hers. You want to see what I can do to you? What I can make you do? Yes, they're kissing. He rammed her into the dresser. Yes, and he fisted her hair. I've been on that website. Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, that's not what I meant at all. At all. That's not what I meant. Are you sure? I'm positive. I just hope this isn't all too good to be true. You want to see what I can do to you? What I can make you do? The part of him that still hoped to survive grasp onto her heartlessness. Look it, she is like, she's so close to it. It's kissing. They're kissing. They're kissing. The sky is... completely red right now. He cursed her. He berated them both. Every time he dragged his mouth from hers, the war raged in him as he pulled her to the bed and tumbled onto the mattress with her without care, without compassion. Look at Ashley looks grossed out. So they're kissing, but he's mad at her?
Well, yeah. Where did you get that? Because he doesn't want to do it. Why is he? Do you have an extra copy? Well, he wants to do it, but he doesn't want to because he thinks it's wrong. Why is it getting violent? Sky, will you read it to me? This guy sounds crazy. Sky. Sky. Is that it? Are you from the 1930s? I'm done. Scarlet O' Sky. What? Scarlet O' Sky. That is sexy stuff, and that is weird to read in a room full of people. A room full of people. I agree with you. But I don't know. What are you talking about? You were in a room full of people in the dentist's office. Yeah, exactly. It was weird for you at the dentist's office. I know. There were other people in the waiting room. Oh, my goodness. Holy cow. And I was reading that. I have a question. Wow. Did you go home and tell your husband, like, what disgustingness you had read? I was like, what kind of book did you pick out? me, man. I'd be more embarrassed at the price you paid. That's a steal, bro. Yeah, it is. I bet it gets dirtier as I go on. Yeah, 70-year-old women are like, Sky, get over it already. You know what I mean? They're like, get over it already. That's brutal. That was the steamy scene. Kissing.
And sexy. But we don't know what's going to happen next. I mean, she took her to the bed. We don't know. Yeah, in the bed they might kiss more. I'm going to have to read that in private. They may go to bed. I want to wrestle with you so freaking bad. Is it hot in here? It's getting hot in here. All right, we got to take a quick time out. When we come back. When we come back. Get hot in here. So hot. So take off all your clothes. Whatever. When we come back, Skye will give her list of the best guitar songs of all time from Rolling Stone magazine. And we'll be back. We are live at L.A. Boxing in Carlsbad. Make noise. If you want to let everybody know you're here. Back after this, it's Rock 105.3. Hey, Mikey. The Mikey Show is on. I just want to say I love this show. I listen to you guys every single day. This weekend, it's Guitar Center's end-of-the-month manager's closeout. You'll find deal after deal, so keep listening all weekend. And check these out. Yamaha Eterna Dreadnought Acoustic Guitars closeout 99 bucks. Deal after deal. Guitar strobe tuners were $42, now just 19 bucks. Deal after deal. Evans Bass Drumheads, normally $32, now just...
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And then they gave us all the accessories, the sheets, the really nice bed frame, the mattress cover, you name it, everything half off. You slept on it yet? No, we get it delivered tonight. Lucky. Can't wait. I love it, dude. We didn't get the exact same one you got. They showed me the one you got, but we got one of the other Sturds and Foster's, and they're all nice. Lucky. That's awesome, dude. That makes me happy. Call me back and tell me tomorrow morning how your first night's sleep was on that sleep train mattress. Yeah, I might have to take Friday off. I'll be feeling too rested. I'll have to go take it extra. Or maybe we can join them. Yeah. For a nap. Is it cool if we come over and take a nap later? Let's not. Yeah, the show. We got the California King. It's big enough for everybody. There you go. Thank you for the call. You guys having a killer time? Boons. Thank you. Sleep Train's your ticket to a better night's sleep. Rock 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. Well, the commuter's winding down, and we've got better-looking speeds on most of our freeways. In fact, the 5 and the 805 northbound out of the South Bay, looking great up into the city. The 5 is a little bit bunched up, though, as you come into downtown S-curve. 805, you're good to go until you get to Kearney Mesa. And then you've got some usual brake lights hanging on here, approaching Claremont Mesa Boulevard up over the 52. West 94 on the King Freeway, a brief delay from Euclid to the 805, and then again, 28th Street in the downtown.
West 8 ride looking great, man, out of La Mesa all the way to Mission Valley. A slight slowdown right around Texas Street, but nothing too serious here. West 52, full speed at a Santee, yep, to the top of the summit. A watch for a slowdown, though, developing underneath the 805 as you come in through San Clemente Canyon. Things are looking better as well out of Escondido. Southbound on the 15, some reduced speeds off and on from Auto Parkway down to Villa Rancho. A little heavier stuff, though, waiting for you right around Carmel Mountain Ranch from Carmel Mountain Road down to the 56. The westbound 56 itself on that freeway. Still a little bit tight from Rancho Santa Fe Farms over to the 5 and the 5 itself southbound. That of the North County, still quite a struggle out of Lucadia into Solana Beach. Dan McLaurenson, Rock 105.3. Other country, I, East Steel are beating. It's Eddie and B-Rob Sport Challenge. Today, it's sumo. Broadcasting from L.A. Boxing in Carlsbad, this is the most honorable Rock 105.3. Now, we fight. And by studio, I mean L.A. Boxing here in Carlsbad. It's our new studio. Yeah, it's our new studio. The acoustics are great. And it's really cool to be here, and anybody can come down and hang out with us. That's the cool thing. It's been awesome. Yeah. Where are we located? We're at 2622 El Camino Real in Carlsbad. If you take the 78, get off on El Camino Real, head south. We're about a block down on the left.
in a shopping center right there. You know, Mike, you can also take the 5 North and exit Carlsbadville Drive. Can you really? Yep, and you can take a ride off the exit and then a left on El Camino Real. Take it right there. Look at you. Wow, fancy pants. Yeah, she's like a little MapQuest. She's a little MapQuest over there. You can also see us live online. Yeah. Which is the best. Yeah, go to MikeyShow.com, type in the keyword sumo, and you can see us online. You can hear in the background Danny. Dynamite Perez, ladies and gentlemen. He's working out. He punches hard. Yeah, he does. I heard it. He's a former California state champion, former Texas state champion, former N-A-B-A welterweight champion, former N-A-B-F welterweight champion, currently training with Team Diaz out of L.A. Boxing. Right here in Carlsbad. And he's making his return on June 19th at Swiss Park in Chula Vista. And I would not want to be hit by him. I would not either. No, thank you. What do you think, Rob? Can you take him? No. Yeah. I wonder how much the gloves weigh. Because I know that like UFC guys, about four ounce gloves. How many ounces are those gloves? Let's get.
They're 16. Those are 16, but they fight in 10s. Yeah, let me come over to the microphone. Let me ask you a couple of questions. Are you his sparring partner? I'm his trainer. You're his trainer. Now, what exactly, as a boxing trainer, what exactly do you do? What kind of things do you teach him? Well, it all comes down to conditioning, a lot of sparring, a lot of bag work, mostly technique, and just got to put it all together. How long have you been working with Danny? For the last two years. Two years. And before that, now how old are you, Dan? Let's get the microphone over to Dan. 31. You're 31 years old. How long have you been fighting? I've been fighting until I was 12. Since you were 12? Wow. Yes. Now, when you were 12 years old, were you, like, fighting in a ring? They had other 12-year-old fighters, and you would fight, like, in a... I didn't know that they had, like, a peewee kind of... A fighting thing. You started as an amateur. Really? Yeah, you started with the young kids, you know, just compete with a lot of young kids. Right. You know, so just moved up to the rankings. Right, right, right. Wow. Yeah. And so when was your first, you know, big kind of big break? You don't. You don't need to train. You train, you train, train.
And then you just keep doing it. Just keep on doing it. Right. Now, when did you, so you met your current trainer about two years ago? Two years ago, yes. Now, what is the difference between, say, his training style and the training style of anybody else that you've ever had? He pushes me more. He pushes me. He pushes me as a trainer. Right. And, you know, just focus. Right. You know, just, you know, just stay focused. That's how he does. Now, when you are in the ring and he's there in your corner. When you come back over to the corner, he's giving you directions. He's telling you what you need to work on while you're out there in the next round, that kind of deal? Yes. What do you think is your most effective punch? Body shot. Body shot. With the left hook to the body, that's my favorite. Yeah, Eddie said when you were up there and you were sparring right now, Eddie goes, nice left hook. Yeah, that's powerful. I got power in my left, the left of my jab. Right. You know, everything comes with the body. Right. Left hook. So, yeah, my best one is my left. Now, are you right-handed? Yes, I am. You're right-handed, but you have learned to use your body and be able to use that left and be effective with it.
Yes, there's actually the left, you know, jab is number one key. If you can't hit with the jab, you're not going to land the right hand. Right. So you got to throw that jab no matter what. Right. Now, how many guys have you knocked out before? 17 times. Do you know when you throw that knockout punch? Do you know? Yeah, do you feel it? Sometimes, sometimes you do, yeah. Sometimes, you know, sometimes you have to just throw it out there. Sometimes you really want, you want to really throw it and land it is when you want to really knock it out. Have you ever been knocked out? I've been dropped twice. You've been dropped twice? Yes, I've been dropped twice. Does it hurt? One in the body and one in the head. Oh, dude. Body shock? I can't even imagine. Yeah. Where did you get hit in the body when it dropped you? On your left, and you're actually in your right hand, right side. On the right side, like kidney, liver. Oh. And it hurt so bad it dropped to your knees. Yes. And was that it? No, no, I came back up. You came back up. Actually, it was a 10-round decision. Oh, wow. 10 rounds. That's pretty cool. So you are 34 and 5. Yes, I am. Nice. 17 workouts.
17 knockouts. Yes. Well, that is very cool, man. And, hey, listen, it's cool to see you get to train. And when do you actually, like, how often do you actually get in there? Because right now, what was what you were doing right now? What is that called? Mitt work. It's called what? Mitts. Mitt work. Mitt work. Okay, so your trainer has these big, giant, you know, Eddie, big, giant, oversized mitts. Mitts. And Danny's just punching them. When and how often do you actually spar with a guy? Oh, like every day. Every day. That's part of the workout. Sparring is part of the workout. We've got to put it all together. So your trainer will spar with you? No, no, no. No way. I have sparring partners. Lawrence, you spar with him? Now, Lawrence, is there any way that we could see him before we go at 10 o'clock? Is there any way that we could see him spar with you? Oh, no. When does he spar? When do you guys spar? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something next week. No, not today. Well, you do it every day, though. Excuse me? You do it every day, though. Every day. You do it on Saturdays sometimes. And even on Saturday? Even on Saturdays. Wow. And your next fight is June 19th at Swiss Park in Chula Vista. Yes. Who are you fighting? You know, they got a couple guys for me, but.
Who knows? Whoever wants to step in the ring with me. Rob, here we go. Yep. Rob can do it. You can't do this. How many weeks do we got? Well, I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I want this old bass. I've been training for our frisbee. That's right. Rob is very hungry, too. But he doesn't eat. Rob doesn't eat, though. That's why he's so hungry. Well, that's cool. There you go. Danny Dynamite Perez. Thank you, man. We'll let you get back to work. We'll let you get back to work. LA boxing, man. It's for real. Yeah. No joke. L.A. boxing right here in Carlsbad. And I didn't know that this... place was here. Yeah. But it's really cool. I mean, you really get a good workout. I was talking to some of the guys when I came in this morning, and they're saying, like, you get tired, man. You really work out hard. Oh, yeah, man. I saw you work in the bag a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You looked exhausted. Yeah, that's right. It really was a nice workout for me this morning. Nice work. Yeah. You showed up at, what, like 3 o'clock? Yeah, yeah. I try to get on there and do a little warm-up, and then I get into a full contact, you know, submissions. Oh, really? You were training jiu-jitsu? Yeah, I trained jiu-jitsu. Oh, I had no idea. I'm a grounded.
Wait, then you're not jujitsu. Well, it's ground beef. That's what I didn't mention. I didn't mention that. Wow. MTV is going to honor Adam Sandler Sunday night at the MTV Movie Awards. For what? He is going to get the MTV Generation Award, which previous winners are people like Tom Cruise, Jim Carrey, and Mike Myers. Mike Myers is hosting on Sunday, so we can be in store for... A lot of great jokes. I haven't watched that in 14 years. Really? Yeah. I like the movie awards. They're pretty cool. Let's see. David Cook, the dude that won American Idol. He went and visited an Idol Top 24 finalist who had cancer. Who was it? It's Luke Menard. He was voted off the show in March. The guy that kind of looked like Dawson's Creek. I think so, yeah. And then he went to his doctor because he had a cough after he was voted off the show. And it turns out it's stage two Hodgkin's lymphoma. Whoa, from a cough? Yeah, he just thought it was like a bad cough or whatever. Holy cow. Yeah, so David Cook, whose own brother, you know, has been battling brain cancer for 10 years. He, you know, right off of winning American Idol, went to the hospital to visit this guy and give him his support. Eddie, you're going to have to explain to me what this means.
But the NBA says that it will fine players for flopping next season. Sean does that a lot. Sean does do that a lot, and we don't like it when he does it. Here's what flopping is. Yeah, I don't want to see it. Nobody wants to see it. When guys think they're fouled, how they overact and fall backwards. Oh, I got hit. You know, and fall down. And it's called flopping. Right. And so now the NBA is like, yeah, we got your guys' number. Right. You do that. We're going to find you next year. Which I don't know how they're going to determine which is a real foul and a flop. Now. It's basically an opinion. Well, there are some. Well, there's obvious ones. Yeah, there are some obvious ones. But, I mean, you know, what if you didn't flop and they say you flopped? Like, it's kind of. The replay. Can't you look at the replay? But how do you determine, like, he's really. Acting. Acting, yeah. I just got a instant message from Zeth. Okay. Wow. And Zeth can actually talk to us on the air. Zeth, are you there? Let's talk to Zeth. You know, it's back at the... He's going back to the booth. Okay. I'll be there in 20 minutes. Hello, Mike. Come in 10-4. I've got to go feed Snoopy first. Take care of Woodstock.
Zeth, are you there? Yeah. Zeth says that the webcam... What's going on? The camera's, like, facing the carpet. Where is the camera? It should be facing the broadcast table. Wait, the camera is facing us right now. Are you looking at it right now, Zed? Well, not anymore. I'm in... Oh, whoops, I was looking at the carpet. Wrong! You're supposed to be his boy. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. I wonder if it's just you or if it's... Wait, Sean, is it what? It's fine. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, we're looking at it here. It looks fine. Maybe it was just my computer. Our phone number is 5701053 if you want to call us. And our text number is 35253. That's right. Sales of spam are up. I love spam. You're even cutting back because of the gas prices, so, you know, you've got to get something. No, spam. It's spam, not ham. I like ham. It's spam. Yeah, yeah, in the can, right? Yeah, in the can. I would never eat that. That's dirty peasant food. Yeah, they say that spam. Yes, I only go pure. Okay, whatever. The real deal for me, baby. That's right. I don't go the cheap stuff. Whatever. Anybody want a dip? Okay, whatever.
Well, I don't know if people are aware of this, but food prices have really been going up a lot lately. So they believe that that's what is driving the sales of Spam up because people are, instead of buying maybe, you know, ham or a steak or chicken or whatever, they're buying Spam. I had a friend when I was in eighth grade, and his mom used to make Spam fried rice. Oh, so good. It was really good. I love Spam. And I snuck into the kitchen after nobody was in there, and I ate some with a spoon, and his little brother saw me do it and told his mom. It's one of the most embarrassing situations to ever happen. Wow. I was really embarrassed about it. More embarrassing than the time that you had the wet spot on your crotch and went out on stage. Yeah, Skye. I don't know why she's doing this to me. Why would you even bring that up? I don't know why she would bring that up. Well, he said it. I think he's lying. I don't think it was the most embarrassing time ever. It was way more embarrassing than it was on par with that embarrassment, which is on par with the embarrassment now. What about the time that you told everybody that you practiced kissing on your dog? Oh, yeah.
Is it as embarrassing as that? Wow. Is it that embarrassing? Definitely can't look at the audience right now. They're all looking at you, though. Yeah, I know. They all really want to see your face. I figure they are, but hey, you know, to each their own. Okay. So I eat to heal. Okay, so. Would you eat your dog? Would you eat your cat? Let's see. Sky has a list of. Rolling Stones, best guitar songs of all time. And it's going to annoy us. No question. Guaranteed. Okay. No question. All right. Maybe we can do this. Stairway to Heaven should be on it. Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven is number five. Welcome to the jungle. Welcome to the jungle. Welcome to the jungle. Welcome to the jungle. Welcome to the jungle. Eruption. Van Halen's Eruption is number four. That's not number one? It's number four, Eddie. Are you not listening? That's number one. Are you not listening? It's number four. Welcome to the jungle. Guns and Roses. Guns and Roses. Did you hear Welcome to the Jungle? Would you eat your dog? Would you eat your cat? Is that on there? Coleslaw is murdered. Welcome to the Jungle? Yeah, it's not. What about Welcome to the Jungle? It's not on there. G&R. Mike. With Welcome to the Jungle. No. They're not on the list? No. Check it. Okay, then probably something by cake. Stop it, Mike. This is in Blunder's list. BNLK. BNLK. Is BNLK on there? Oh, wow. Bare Naked Ladies.
Please, check it. What's the K? Bare Naked Ladies K. K? Oh, Kaja Gugu, Too Shy. Yes, Too Shy. Put it on the bar. Guitar songs. Did you hear any? Yes, I heard you, please. Freebird? Freebird. No Freebird. Jimmy Hendrix. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What song? Purple Haze. Purple Rain. Yes, Purple Haze. Purple Haze is number two on the list. So you're missing number one and number three. Duran Duran the Chauffeur. Oh, right on, Eddie. Eddie, you're just showing off. Is that even a song? Is that even a song? This is not Anita Rush's top five at five, all right? Top five at five? Top five at 12, whatever. Pink Floyd. What about Pink Floyd? Mm-mm. What about Guns N' Roses? Oh, Huey Lewis? Anything by Yngwie Balmstein. Shut up. Sean?
Y&T. Iron Man, Black Sabbath. TNT. TNT, ACDC. PYT. Back in Black, ACDC. Yeah, PYT, Michael Jackson. Nope. The Killers, Mr. Brightside. It's got a great riff in it. Check it. I like it. It's matching. It's matching. How many did you give us? We got one more right? You're missing number one and number three. Oh. The number one guitar song. Oh, is it something by the Rolling Stones? No. Come on. Number three is the Rolling Stones. What? What is it? Satisfaction. Oh, satisfaction. You have to guess. Satisfaction. No. Paint it black. Start me up. Start me up. No. Shelter. Do this. Do that. Sympathy for the devil. No. Waiting on a friend. Rolling Stones. That's what we said. You're guessing songs. What about Guns N' Roses?
Welcome to the Jungle Check. It's on there. Number three is the Rolling Stones Brown Sugar. Oh, don't tell us. I said Brown Sugar. We just said Brown Sugar. No one said that. Delicious in coffee. What? Jackson Brown. She must have been somebody's baby. Or is it number one? Jessie's Girl. It's going to be something stupid like the Beatles. Something by Annie Rabbit. Rick Astley. Is this the Beatles? I love a rainy night. It's the Beatles. No, it's not the Beatles. It's Revolution by the Beatles. I love a rainy night. Do you want to know what year this song came out? Yes. 1958. Oh, that's so stupid. Step on your blue suede shoes. Step on your blue suede shoes. Chuck Berry. It's Chuck Berry. Rock around the clock. It's Chuck Berry, Miss Mayberry Hill. It's Chuck Berry. You're the lady of my life. It's Chuck Berry. Do it one more time. Do it for me one more time. It's Chuck Berry. Muscat's love. Muscat's love. It's Chuck Berry. Singing like a black man. Yeah. It's Buck Cherry. You got the touch. You got the touch.
are screaming it out. It's Chuck Berry's Johnny B. Good. I said that. You did not say that. Liar, liar. We just said Johnny B. Good. She stole it from me. We said Guns N' Roses, Johnny B. Good. That is the Rolling Stones best guitar song of all time. That was the worst list ever. That's the worst. Worst. All right. Check it out. Check it. Check it. Here's what we're going to do when we come back. When we come back, we are going to do the competition between Ashley, and Boston Rob and their parody songs. Oh, my gosh. Rob did a parody song to In The Club called Drunk In The Pub, and Ashley did one to In The Club called Junk In My Chunk. Love it. All right, so we take a quick timeout. Both accurate. That's right, and when we come back, and when we come back, we will listen to both of them, and then we'll let P1's vote on the phone, 570-1053. Yeah, you will.
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How many stars out of five do you give an old school movie called Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory? Like, can I go 4.7? I love that movie. 4.7. Yeah. Sky? Three and a half. Are you crazy? Oh, that's really... I'm almost cursed. I haven't cursed in years. I know it. I saw you. Why? Why would you say that? I almost said a real bad word. Shock and awe. There were boring parts. Boring parts. Sky? Oh, that's... Oh, oh. Grandma and Grandpa, they both all sleep in the same bed. Did you see him get up and dance? It was charming. He got up and danced. Everybody's dirty. I've got a golden ticket in my pants. The Mikey Show continues. Rock 105.3. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Make noise here at... Got a few ones here hanging out with us, and anybody is welcome to come down. This is a party. It is. We're located at 2622 El Camino Real in Carlsbad at L.A. Boxing. We'd love to see people come down here and hang out with us. Here's the cool thing. I just talked to one of the owners of L.A. Boxing. Yeah. And he was telling me about how, you know, people come down here, and I mentioned this earlier. If you come down here.
And you try one of their free classes. You get entered for a chance to win a free trip to the Olympics in China. Airfare, hotel, tickets to events, all that stuff. Shut the front door. But here's what he was telling me. He was telling me that those classes, you burn 800 to 1,000 calories. Wow. Holy moly. Wow. I don't doubt it. 800 to 1,000 calories. That's rad. Right. So, I mean, it definitely sounds like a cool thing. And if you have ever been thinking about learning how to box or learning jujitsu or learning any of those kinds of deals, this is a place to do it. It's L.A. Boxing in Carlsbad, right in everybody's backyard if you live in North County. And so it's really a cool place to check out. So Boston Rob recorded a parody. Ashley is so nervous. Look at her. She's so nervous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at that. It's a big day for me, Mike. Mike, she's sweating. This is the world premiere. I am sweating. Oh, my God. Look at Danny's face. Look at Danny's face. Oh, that's the best. The look on Danny's face. She's disgusting. The look on Danny's face of just pure disgust. Don't judge me. I'm a good person. I mean no harm. Oh, let me tell you. What was great was seeing the looks on some people's faces that was like.
Oh, wow, that's real. That's really real. Like, they're not kidding about that. Look at his face. I'm a nice girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sweaty, nice girl. So here's the deal. This is the world premiere of my song, and I put a lot of work into it. It's a piece of art, and I'm just, you know, I'm an anticipation. Piece of art. It is, and this anticipation is intense. It's a piece of something. During the break, Ashley was all over me trying to figure out, How is the voting going to work? And how is this going to work? Well, I just want to make Trey win. It needs to be fair. It needs to be fair. I will say this. I need to win. I need to win. I will say this. I am actually a big fan of her stuff. And so either way, I'm happy. So I love you. Yeah, yeah. Either way. Listen, I think her stuff's funny. And so either way, it doesn't matter to me. I think that Rob's stuff is funny. Her stuff is funny. So here's what I want you to do. Opposite?
I don't want P1s to do any kind of a thing that is like, oh, I think it'll be funnier if. I want them to really vote. So whichever one is funnier is the one that I want you to vote for. Loser will be the other servant. Meaning for a day, for a day, for a day, the person with the least amount of votes. Oh, Rob, I hope you win. The person with the least amount of votes will have to. be at the other's beck and call on the air that day. I better win. I have to win. I must win. Like, imagine if Ashley were to take off her sweaty shoes and ask Rob to massage her feet. I better win. I must win. Or, imagine if Rob, who Ashley already... I hate him. Oh, I thought that we were going that way. You mean the honesty route? No, I wanted you to go the passive-aggressive instead of the aggressive route. But imagine if Rob were ordering Ashley around and being demeaning to her. It's not that funny, Rob. Sean? Oh, that would be awesome. Sean, let me ask you. I just like the sound of that. Can you set anything up online for people to be able to vote online?
Yeah. Okay. Okay, awesome. Awesome. So we're going to do this. We're going to set this up by online voting. Actually, she's still listening to the camera. No, we're fine. To the webcam. She's winking. She is. She's talking to the camera. No, I'm not at all. I was talking to you guys. You are. Sean. Sean. Yes. How should we do this? Where will it be located? What do listeners, where will it be? I know it's not ready yet, but it will be very soon. And so where will listeners need to go on the website in order to be able to see it? Why don't we do, like, maybe we'll do a keyword. Do you want to do, like, keyword vote? Yeah, keyword vote. Go to MikeyShow.com, keyword vote, and you'll be able to vote on whose song you like better, Ashley's or Boston Rob's. All right, we're going to play Boston Rob's first. Yeah. And Boston Rob's is too. Oh, she wants to shake.
Oh, they're shaking hands. My hand's a little sweaty. Oh, wow. That's weird. It's tripping down. It's really scoopy. All right, so let's do this. We're going to roll Boston Rob's first. Rob, they're both to the tune of Usher in the Club. Please be fair, P1s. And Rob, what's yours called? Wicked Drunk in the Pub. There we go. You added the wicked. We just did, yeah. Thank you. Take a listen. Searching for a drink that would not make me want to fuck. Going halves on a baby. How many times did that line? All day long. It's another...
Inebriated, be-rizzle, shizzle, shot for your mizzle, leaving you hungover. Like Danny DeVito and George Clooney after a night of limoncellos. I have no idea. Yeah. Two years. That's right. Be easy, back in the heezy, in the studio. My boy, FDZ, Fasheezy, Arizy, Reese's Pieces, peanut butter cups. I don't even know, PB and Jack. It's hip-hop, man. You wouldn't understand. You wouldn't understand. You wouldn't get it. Okay. You wouldn't even understand. No, I didn't. You wouldn't understand. Okay, so that is Boston Rob's. That's going to be hard to beat. What did you guys think? Applause. What did you guys think? Did you like it? Wicked awesome. So that was Into Pub. And Ashley, what is yours called? My song is called Junk In My Trunk. Junk In My Trunk. Now, wait until you've heard the entire song. And Ashley, what is your song about? It's about how I've gained happy weight. What is happy weight? Well, I think a lot of girls know this. Like when you get into a relationship and you're really in love and then you get really fat. You gain weight because you're so happy.
You know your man's going to love you no matter what. I love you so much. Shout out to my brother. I love you. I love you, Mark. What's up? I love you so much, Mark. And for me, it's like my, you know, I eat a donut and it just goes straight to my butt. I love it. Max the spot. In my thighs. And it's, you know, I've gained probably like 15 pounds of happy weight. It is. And it's all in my butt, Skye, for real. All right. So here's what we're... Real quick, I'd like to say as Ashley's manager... Yes. ...that she poured her heart and soul into this song. And her trunk. And her trunk. And her soul. And gallons of sweat. This is a piece of art and needs to be respected as so. I see. I see. Thank you, Skye. You're welcome. Now, when... The song is over. Go to MikeyShow.com and type in the keyword vote. And the first item that you're going to see there is going to be vote on your favorite song. And then when you click on that, you'll be able to decide between B-Rob's and I'm going to actually vote here. I won't let anybody know who I'm voting for. Because, you know, I can't. You know, I mean, that's it's like when.
Yeah, it's got to be fair, so I can't let you know who I'm voting for. Skye is eyeballing me, man. What, Skye? Why were you giving me a look like that? I don't think it's fair for you to vote. Why? I think you have an agenda going into it, and I don't appreciate it. What is his agenda? She knows that I would want to see Ashley telling Rob what to do, and so she knows that I would be rooting for Ashley. Is that the deal, Skye? Opposite. Is that it, Skye? Wow. Opposite. Really? Wow. I think the boys club would rule. And so I don't think it's appropriate. You have to ruin everything. I think you ruin everything. Wow. Whoa. All right. Are you ready to hear Ashley's song, Junk Into Trunk? Yeah. Roll it. You know I do have curvy ladies gaining weight in the name of love. Where we at? There it is. Oh, my God. Wait a second. Sky. By the stunned silence. Yes, right there, Mike. How is there already results? P1s, you guys are weak because there's already results. And before we even finish the song. There was already results before Ashley's song was even over. Now, how is that possible? Stupid Boys Club. How is that possible? Is she in the lead? Good. No, she's not. Well, then what are you? Oh. What? Oh, think about it, Eddie. Think about it. Now, hang on. Hang on. 570-1053. 570-1053. I want you to call right now.
And I want you to vote for Ash or Rob. Vote for Boston Rob or Ashley. Ashley. This is a no-brainer. Or Rob. Ashley. Ashley or Rob. 570. Do you want me to roll out the votes right now? Yeah, roll out the votes and let people start again, Sean. Feel better? Yeah, you jerks. Now that you've heard both songs. What are you, Hillary? I want you to vote. I want you to vote on who you liked better, Ash's song or Rob's song. We are live at L.A. Boxing in Carlsbad. Come on, guys, make noise. And we'll come back and give you the results. That felt good, Mike. That felt good. Thank you. Thank you. We'll be back. It's the Mikey Show. And we are at LA Boxing. We'll be back after this. It's Rock 105.3. Of the Mikey Show at rock1053.com. LOL. P1 Ross. Hey, I switched to AIS. I gave him a call. I took your advice. I was with a mom and pop company, right? Yeah.
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They're running away. Maybe they can put it in gas form. What was the scariest one? How do they gas him, Scott? How do they do that, Scott? Shut up. Are you all in that? Hey, vampire, pull my finger. The Mikey Show continues. Rock 105.3. Welcome back to L.A. Boxing in Carlsbad. Listen to the few ones that are hanging out with us right now. Anybody can come down here. We're going to be here until 10 o'clock this morning, so about a half hour, and we'd love to see you come and hang with us. We are at 2262 El Camino Real in Carlsbad at the L.A. Boxing. Just get off on the 78 at El Camino Real, head south, and then it's about a block down on the left. You'll see L.A. Boxing and a thick boxing ring in there, a bunch of bags that people have been, what are those called, Eddie? Heavy bags. Heavy bags. They're heavy. Okay. Now, here's the deal.
We have been voting online. Yes. And we have people waiting on the phone. Freaking out. To tell us who they liked better. I'm freaking out. Boston Rob's song, Into Pub, or Ashley's song, Junk Into Trunk. You got it, Rob. Don't worry. Thank you. And so what you want to do is call us right now, 570-1053. Let's take some phone calls. And I just need to know if you want Ashley or Boston Rob. Mikey Show, who do you want to vote for? Definitely Ashley. What? Surprise, surprise. Girl power. That's right. Yeah, girls group, whatever. It's not about the boys club. Mikey Show, who do you want to vote for? I think I'm a little confused. Are we playing tone deaf? I'm like, Ashley's playing tone deaf. I'm going to have to vote for B-Rob. You're an angel. Thank you, Buckley. I no longer like you. Mikey Show, who do you want to vote for?
Hello? Yeah, I want to vote for my girl, Ashley. There you go. Thank you, money, money, money. Two votes, Ashley. One vote, Boston ROM. Mikey, show who you voting for. I listened to the lyrics, and one was disgusting, and one was funny, and I vote for B-Rob. Wow. Disgusting. Wow. Wow. Okay, so we have two for B-Rob. Terrible way to put it. And two for Ashley. Mikey, show who do you want to vote for. Ashley, I mean, my keyboard is right now, and I'm just, my junk in my trunk is great. I'm feeling it. Look at you. Look at you, you chunky drunker. Chunker. Chunker. You junk in my chunker. You alcoholic. Wait, no, wait. I don't know what I'm saying. Wait, I don't even know. Mikey's show. Are you talking to me? Mikey's show. Who do you want to vote for? I got to say, Ashley, I mean, I like the junk. Hold up one minute. Wait, what? Look at this. He likes my junk. So how many do we have there? What about the song? Four for Ashley, two for Rob for the phone votes. Thank you so much. Now, we are going to go to our online voting. Oh, no. I'm now going to click on our online voting. Oh, yeah, come on. Sean, give me a drum roll. And ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the phone poll and the online voting is Ashley.
Are you sure? Sean, do you know approximately how many votes we got? Yeah, I can tell you right now. Because we only had a few minutes to vote, so we'll see how many we got in just a few minutes. All right, so we had 300 for Ashley and 241 for B-Rob. There you go. Wow. Ashley is our winner. Let's hear it for Ashley in here, folks. I'm seriously tearing up. Oh, Ashley. You've got to start thinking of stuff for Rob to do. That is disgusting. Oh, it's going to be a good day. Ashley, we will do this one week from today. Sounds great. So next Thursday will be Slave Day. For Boston Rock. Oh, that sounds like Boston. Oh, that has a nice name to it. So carry some pampas under your armpits or whatever you need. That's great. Hey, let me tell you something. Get it out of your system now because next Thursday, next Thursday, you are her servant. Whatever Ashley wants, you have to do from rubbing her feet. Oh, that is fantastic. To dabbing her pits. She has a prominent bone. That's right.
Take me all day to rub those feet. So rude. Very nice. Very nice. All right, so let's see. We got some more. I got some more stuff to tell you about. Wow. Ashley Simpson confirmed that she's pregnant. Really? Yes. I guess, you know, all the rumors are true. And we don't know how pregnant she is, but she's pregnant. Yeah, well, in the statement they released, she said, you know, the reason she wasn't very forthcoming is because they wanted to wait until after she was out of her first trimester, meaning, you know, she's now past the three-month mark. Reports are she's also untalented. We knew that too. That was not confirmed. We knew that too. Sharon Stone apologized for her karma. She apologized. She apologized. for the saying that China deserved it with the earthquake. Yeah, not good. She said, quote, due to my inappropriate words and acts during the interview, I feel deeply sorry and sad about hurting Chinese people. Did she apologize for the inappropriate leg crossing in Fatal Attraction? No, I did not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I liked her more in Fatal Attraction. I liked her more when she was Glenn Close.
Let's see. Weird. David Cook told you that. Oh, George Clooney and his girlfriend, Sarah Larson, have broken up. Dude. Oh. Dude, it took him like 20 years to finally get a girlfriend. Right. And now they're broken up. Well, to stick to one girlfriend is more like it. Yeah. And, you know, everybody was shocked when George brought her to this year's Oscars because he's never been, like, public and with a girl long term. And People Magazine is saying that, yep, they've broken up. Robert Downey Jr. is going to play Hugh Hefner in a Brett Ratner film. Yeah, it's tentatively called The Playboy, and it's going to be all about Hugh Hefner and his life. And he says that Robert Downey Jr. has agreed to play Hugh Hefner, but he will get final script approval. They have to finish the script before everything's signed off. But that's the way it's looking. He's in the house tonight. Oh, there he is. Oh, hello. Eva Longoria worked at a Wendy's drive-thru for charity. Yep, on Tuesday. She was serving softies in Corpus Christi, Texas. This is pathetic. Yeah. Or frosties. What did I say? You said forestry. I did not say. You said softies. Softies. I don't know what you said. You did not. Softies.
What exactly is she doing there? Softies. Softies. Get your softies. Shut up. Wow. Let's see. Eddie Griffin is being sued for assault. Yeah, this is... Crazy. Okay. So he's being sued by a former production manager for this reality TV pilot he was working on for VH1. And I guess according to this guy, he claims that Eddie Griffin became violent after he was drunk. And the reason he was so upset is because he accused this manager of insulting his mother by booking her and him into a cheap three-star hotel. Oh, boy. And he's also suing. He's also suing producers of VH1 saying that they gave Eddie Griffin a lot of alcohol. And, you know, that is part of the problem as well. That's two more stars than I've ever stayed in. Let's see. Oh, yeah. So Sky is going to tell us where does San Diego rank in terms of a what they call a carbon footprint.
Which means, you know, Sky and Ashley, you know how they're both, you know, kind of pretend that they're green and stuff? Well, they say it. They say it, but they don't live it. They say it, but they don't live it. Yeah, we do. You know how they do that. Well, anyway, I want to know how does San Diego rank in terms of their carbon footprint rating? We did pretty well, Mike. Really? I'm pretty proud to say. Congratulations to Skye and Ashley for doing the work. Yes, we really worked hard for this. Sweet, let's go burn some tires. Not funny. Not funny. Yeah, they took the nation's 100 largest urban areas and looked at their carbon emissions, and San Diego came on the list at number 10 of the smallest carbon footprint. Not bad. Number 10. Who was the best? The best. 10, San Diego. 9, El Paso, Texas. 8, San Francisco. 8, San Francisco? Number 8 is San Francisco, California. Wow. I would have thought they'd be smoggy. Number 7 is San Jose, California. No way. No, that is not right. No way. That's not right. They're all about it. They're a disgusting place. They're all about it. Disgusting air. They still have a plague there. The air looks like a fart. Number 6 is Seattle.
Number five is Boise, Idaho. Number four is New York. Really? With all the cabs and the congestion and all that? Number three is Portland. Number two, Los Angeles. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is there like an opposite list? Yeah. LA has the best carbon footprint? Well, it's per capita. So, you know, if you're comparing LA, it's the amount of people in the area. So if you're comparing, you know what I mean? It's not lowercase. It's a capita. Sacramento is actually the capita. Yes, the capita of California. Washington, D.C., capital of the United States. All right. And number one, the city with the smallest carbon footprint per capita is Honolulu. That makes sense. Yeah. The other ones don't. So we should be very proud, San Diego. We're doing good.
And you want to hear some tips how we can keep doing better? Oh, come on already. He's falling asleep. Turn off unnecessary lights and unplug electronic devices when they're not in use. What if I really like the comfort of unnecessary lights? Thank you. Thank you. Try and drive less if you can. Carpool, of course. But I prefer driving more. Conserve water. Do it. But I take baths. That's right. But I recycle the water. Wash clothes in cold water. Wash your clothes in cold water. It won't get clean. You can wash them in hot. Wrong. Who could afford hot? All right. I do mine on lava rocks. And try and use more energy from renewable sources. Whatever. What does that mean? Like solar? Oh, boy. But, Sky, you don't do any of those things. Yeah, Sky. I do. I do all the way. Let me see the list, Sky. Let me see what Sky does. Where does it start? Right there. Turning off unnecessary lights. You don't unplug your stuff. Yeah, we put our stuff on one of those strips so we can just turn the strip off to the whole, like, entertainment center or to the whole computer. You do that every day.
Yeah, we rarely use our stuff. Okay, look at this next one. Driving less, Sky drives more. I do not drive more. What does that mean? You don't know that. You mean drive faster? Well, anywhere she's got to go, she drives there. You live in North County and you work in San Diego. I know. Ride a bike. That does suck. But my car gets great gas mileage. Gas mileage. What's up, Honda? Yep, thank you. Conserving water. Maybe you do that. Yep, I have my, what's it called? My Evolve shower head. And we're going to be ordering a rain catcher. Some lady. came in and gave it to us as a gift on the radio show. I love it. A rain catcher? Dude, they're awesome. You put that outside? Yeah, you hook it. Then you drink it. No, you hook it to your gutter, to your downspout, and so it collects all the water when it rains, and then you water your plants with it. That is awesome. Washing clothes in cold water. Sky, you tell me you never use warm water. No, I can't tell you that, Mike. Well, not honestly. I can lie to you. I can lie, of course. Yes, if you'd like a lie. Yes, Mike, only cold. I don't know about that one because I just push the normal cycle. I go to Alaska and I wash my clothes in the glacier water. That's right. And I come back. Yes, I drive to Alaska. Shut up. In an SUV. Yeah, whatever. Using more energy from renewable sources. Sky does not have solar. I'm working on it. You are not working on it. You are outdoor.
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I don't even know why he's bothering. Well, he's still a senator from Ohio. He is retiring when his term ends in January. And he says that's when he's going to write a book that's going to focus on politics in Washington, his career, and oh yeah, the time he was arrested in an airport bathroom. It's called Stolen Peace. For soliciting gay sex. I am not gay. It's like one page. That's what he devotes to it. I am not gay. I never have been gay. So it's not gay bathroom incidents for dummies? No. That's not it? No, it is not. He is a gay man. You guys know who Gary Dordone is? He is a gay man. He's a CSI dude. He pled guilty to drug possession. He got no jail time. Dude, this is so lame. And a treatment program. This is so lame. So if you don't know the story, back in April, right after... I bet if he was a black guy, he would have got the book thrown at him. Guaranteed. That is racist. He is a black guy. He is. All right. Well, I bet if he was an Asian guy, that guy would have the book thrown at him right away.
Well, if you don't know the story, right after the Coachella Music Festival, he was found passed out. Coachella Music Festival? Yes, in April out in Indio. All the hippies gather. Oh, that's right, and they burn that big straw man. No, that's Burning Man. Whatever. But anyway, so he was found in his car. Oh, yeah, I know these people. They go out there and they bathe in the mud and stuff. Everybody shows up holding toilet paper. Exactly. Hell's Angels provide security. I've heard of this like a million times. So he was found in Palm Springs, passed out in his car, parked on the side of the road. The cops decided to search his car, found cocaine. Sleepy. He was sleepy. Well, Mike, they found cocaine ecstasy. I'll be a classic enabler. He was sleepy. But, Mike, why was there cocaine ecstasy and heroin in the car? Because I'll tell you why. Heroin, Mike. I'll tell you why. Heroin. I'll tell you why. Why?
Because he is a man that cares about his friends. What does that mean? I'll tell you what he was doing. Well, tell me. He went and met with some good friends who are drug users. Yeah. And he said to them, give those to me. Why didn't he flush them down the toilet? He was on his way to a toilet. And he fell asleep in his car. He was so tired. All he did is he was about to go to the festival. It was after the festival. It was right afterwards. And he said, I could go home and go to sleep right now or I could go to some random friends' houses that I know here in Coachella. That's the name of the festival, bro. It's Indio. And my friends in Indio that I just met on Indio Space. And I can get their drugs from them and go to the nearest toilet and go to sleep. Okay.
That's what happened. Anyway, in exchange for him pleading guilty to cocaine and ecstasy possession charges, they dropped the heroin possession charge. And he will now only have to go to an outpatient drug treatment program. And once he finishes that, all the charges will be dropped. So I'm sure that would happen to the rest of us if we were in the same situation. New York. So weak. New York is going to recognize gay marriages performed in states where they are legal. So if you got married in Massachusetts and your name is Steve and the guy that you married's name is Steve, you can go to New York and you can have it make perfect sense. Yes. New York will recognize you as a married couple. Even if you're both named Steve? If you're both named Steve. It doesn't matter. It's confusing though. Yeah, they say if the governor felt if the state failed to recognize gay marriages in other states, it would violate their human rights law. Hey. Sounds gay. All right. We are going to take a quick time out, and we'll be back at L.A. Boxing right here in Carlsbad. Don't go away. It's a Mikey show broadcasting live. It's Rock 105.3. All the elements have come together.
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He replies. Rubio's is celebrating their 25th anniversary with five specials, each just $5, for a limited time, only at Rubio's. That is so good. That is so good. Hit it. K-I-O-Z San Diego, I say hit it. That's just my thing. You know, I mean, you can do whatever you want. No, you hit it. Personally, I say K-I-O-Z San Diego. Nah, dude. You hit it. You hit it. You hit it, and then you just go. Nah, nah. You're whipped, and I love it. Oh, rock. Well, that's a good one. That's the truth. That's the truth. That's a good one. I wanted to thank Knockout Pizza. Knockout Pizza? So good. So good. You don't even know. You don't even know. Went right to my butt. Dude. Knockout Pizza. This stuff is good. I did. KIOZ San Diego. Knockout Pizza of Carlsbad is located at 2937 Carlsbad Boulevard in Carlsbad, KIOZ San Diego. And they're also located at 4121 Oceanside Boulevard in Oceanside. I'm like your main dude. And it is really good. It's KIOZ San Diego. Hit it. Really, really good. Sean, hit it or Eddie's going to.
Do something crazy. The most delicious pizza ever. So thank you. You can call me Kilrod. That is not hitting it, Sean. Not hitting it at all. But first of all, I got a lot of people that I want to thank. Son of a. You son of a. First of all, I want to thank the P1s. They're so precious. They're the best. Thank you, P1s. You guys all came out here, and I really support you supporting us, so thank you. I also wanted to thank our extremely good promotion department that set up a pretty rad event. Let's hear it for our promotion department. They're the best. Nick. They're the best. What up? Just Nick hits a shout out. He's the best. Smash. I would also like to thank our engineering department. Thank you, Kevin. Yeah, Kev. I would like to thank Mal, who is back at the radio station running the directions. I went to the Mal the other day. No, Eddie, that's the mall that you went to, and I'm talking about the Mal. And so thank you, the Mal. And I would also like to thank, you know, I'd like to thank Sean. You know, Sean is just so... Yeah, he did a lot. He did a lot. I really like to thank Sean. And I would like to thank the crew here for doing a phenomenal job. L.A. Boxing. L.A. Boxing for hosting us and allowing us to... Appreciate that.
Thank you to Knockout Pizzeria. This is a great place. Some really good pizza. This is really good. This place is real good. Eddie, am I forgetting anybody? Promotions. Engineering. P1s. I think he wants you to thank him. Thank you to Eddie. Oh, yeah. Did you see the victory earlier? Eddie won the victory. Eddie won the victory. Eddie won the victory. Another win. Eddie was a victory winner. Eddie was a victory winner. Yeah, I'm a victory winner. Call us at 570-1053. Beginning and end of every show, we do an open phone segment. So you can call us right now, and you can say hello to us, and you can basically whatever you want. Whatever? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can call about whatever you want. Tonight is Lost. Oh, my God. Yeah, it is. Yes, it is. That is correct. Yeah. Tonight is the season finale of Lost. It's two hours long. Yes, it is. And what time does it start? 10 o'clock at night? Nope. Nine. Nine? Eddie, will you watch all the way to 11? Yes. Wow. No question. I think I'm going to too, Mike. Me too. It's going to be a late night for me. You're a liar, Mike. I could. I could watch it at 6. You should do it. Why wouldn't you? Why wouldn't you do it? Because I don't know any of them. It doesn't matter. Who cares? Just be in our club, bro. Please. Let's take a couple of phone calls from the P1s that are all calling in right now. 570-1053. Mikey Show, hello. Hello. Hello.
Mikey Show. All right. Hello. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, Mikey, this is P1 Jason. What's up, Jason? Hey, I was wondering about the Mikey Show cook-off tomorrow. Yeah, dude. Let's talk about the Mikey Show cook-off. How did you know? I saw it on the website. Oh, cool. Wow. What is this you speak of? That was so rad because during the commercial, Eddie goes, we got to talk about the cook-off tomorrow. Tomorrow, we are going to have a stage behind the radio station. What? We are inviting listeners to come down. Get out. And, Eddie, we're going to have a couple people down there that are, like, professional chefs, right? Yeah, they have this. It's a really cool company where they'll go to your house, show you how to cook. You actually do, like, the cooking. They'll show you how to do it, and then you eat the meal. Sweet. So if you have, like, dinner parties or something like that, that would be a really cool thing to do. You could have all your friends over and do this. Yeah, so they're going to come to the station tomorrow, and the five of us who are here, Mikey, Sky, myself, Ashley, and Rob.
are going to cook a meal and they're going to show us how to do it. Okay, I like it. So we'll do that. That sounds dangerous. I would not want to try Skye's or Rob's or Ashley's. So you guys finally get to try my cooking because I've been getting good, so that's fun. I've been watching a lot of Top Chef. That'll help. That's going to be so... We don't have to eat each other's food, right? I think we should all try each other's. We've got to determine who did the best. And I haven't approved the menu, so I'm not promising anything. I don't think we should do that. No, we have to. It'll be more fun. You're a clown. You're a clown. Sky's going to cook shrimp. Stop it. I will not be cooking any fish. Some sort of seafood. No, no. You're a squid. Sky will make a scallop omelet. Oh. With sour cream and chives. You're going to make me vomit. Please stop. And a pork sandwich. And a tomato. And a dirty ashtray. So that will be tomorrow behind the radio station. Everybody's welcome to come out and hang out with us as we do that. And, yeah, your phone call is 570-1053. Mikey Show. Hello. Hey. What's up? Not much. Is this Mikey? Who is this? It's Mikey. Mikey. It's your friends. What up? B1 Maiden fan. What's up, dude? I just want to say what a great show today. Sean.
For Sean, it's Yngwie J-Mom Steve. Don't forget the J. He told you, Sean. I'm not telling him. I'm just funning with him. I love the guy. He's just funning with you, Sean. Yeah, Sean. Why are you tripping, bro? Fun off. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, it's P1 Arturo Fuente. What's up, Arturo Fuente? Hey, I've got a legitimate guest for a guitar song that I think you guys might have missed. Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ten. What about none? Oh, yeah. What about that song? Oh, he didn't even get right. Direct lyrics. Yes. Wow. I think you may have screwed the lyrics up. Seven, eight, nine. Thank you, Sky. Thank you. You didn't need to do that. I love it. It's so good. It's so good. Every time. It's so good. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. Hey, I just wanted to know some P1 Tony P. I just wanted to know what B-Rob's punishment is for losing so suckily today.
Yeah. Suckily. Suckily. The punishment is, and we announced this earlier. By the way, have you guys noticed there's a guy standing here with an Yngwie Malmsteen t-shirt the whole time we've been talking? It's uncomfortable. I didn't realize until just a second ago. There's a J thing. I look out there, and he's got a Rising Force Yngwie Malmsteen t-shirt on. J. You didn't give a J, Malmsteen. Sorry about that. Thank you. You were setting the pew up. Yes, I was. People were like, J. So, anyway. The punishment is one week from today, it looks like Boston Rob is going to be Ashley's servant. Wow. Anything she wants, anything she says he has to do on the air. And it'll be throughout the entire show. It'll be pretty cool. Ashley's going to start dreaming things up now. Lovely and talented Missy is up next. And unless I have a piece of paper in front of me telling me exactly what the Nooner is, I don't know what it is. Lost and found, I want to say. It is Wednesday. It is Thursday. So lost and found. Today is Thursday. Today is Thursday, and that means all requests lost and found. All requests lost and found. Nice. That's my favorite. That is my favorite. I don't know any of this. I'm not smart when it comes to memorization, but she will be doing something wonderful for you. And we will see you again tomorrow morning at 530. Until then, the Mikey Show is out. Give yourselves a round of applause. Mikey Show is out.