The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 06/02/08
Monday, June 2, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
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Mikey and the crew mixed personal stories and recurring games with several substantial news and culture discussions, from a futile Lake Poway fishing trip to the Universal Studios backlot fire. Journey's new YouTube-discovered singer sparked an argument about whether a great vocalist must imitate Steve Perry, while Ashley's Sex and the City review opened a broader fight over whether the movie had anything for men. A debate over professional massages for 10-year-olds split the room between supervised pampering and concerns about boundaries, and Eddie argued that CBS's sloppy MMA debut hurt the sport he wanted network television to embrace. The show also covered Harriet Christian's furious pro-Clinton protest, a violent Pacific Beach standoff, Prince's dispute with Radiohead and a fundraiser supporting Jerry Hurd's leukemia treatment, with Boston Rob's Vicodin trivia collapse and Scuba Steve's 'Banana Check' answer supplying the biggest comic payoffs.
What happened, in order
The fish would not bite
Mikey described spending five hours at Lake Poway watching enormous trout swim past while every bait he and his brother tried produced no bites.
Universal backlot fire
Skye reported that a huge Universal Studios fire destroyed Courthouse Square, the King Kong attraction and thousands of film and video items, prompting the hosts to mourn a piece of their childhood.
Journey's YouTube singer
Mikey played Journey's new Filipino lead singer and argued with the crew and callers over whether his strong voice actually sounded like Steve Perry.
Vicodin-fueled trivia
A heavily medicated Boston Rob unraveled during the Dumb Chick Challenge while Skye won and Ashley memorably guessed that venison came from a cow.
Clinton meeting heckler
The show played Harriet Christian's angry, racially charged protest over the Democratic Party's handling of Hillary Clinton, then turned it into an extended character bit.
Eleven-hour SWAT standoff
Skye recounted how police ended an eleven-hour Pacific Beach standoff after a man allegedly struck his ex-girlfriend with a hammer, barricaded himself and threatened officers.
Should a child get a massage?
The hosts and callers debated whether a 10-year-old should receive a professional massage, weighing supervised mother-daughter pampering against safety, mixed messages and growing up too fast.
Jammin for Jerry
Mikey promoted a Tin Fish fundraiser for his friend Jerry Hurd, whose sister was donating bone marrow while he underwent treatment for acute myeloid leukemia.
Sex and the City divide
Ashley praised the Sex and the City movie despite disliking Jennifer Hudson's performance, while the men mocked the film and callers argued over whether men could enjoy it.
Network MMA disaster
Eddie called CBS's first network MMA broadcast a poorly timed, badly presented missed opportunity, criticizing the long explanations, Kimbo's conditioning and a gruesome ear injury even as he praised Gina Carano's win.
Banana Check
During P1 Trivia, Scuba Steve answered a question about Sean's favorite insurance-investigator show with 'Banana Check,' and the studio immediately turned the wrong answer into a running joke.
Prince versus Radiohead
The crew unpacked a copyright dispute in which Prince had YouTube clips of his Coachella cover of Radiohead's 'Creep' removed even though Radiohead wanted the audience videos restored.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkyeAshleyBoston RobSeanSteve PerryHarriet ChristianHillary ClintonJerry HurdJennifer HudsonKimboGina CaranoScuba Steve
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A fire broke out yesterday morning at Universal Studios, destroying some sets, exhibits, and videos. The Padres were actually going for the sweep over the Giants, but then Trevor Hoffman, yeah, he gave up three runs, and the Giants ended up winning 4-3. Yeah. Almost had it, and we almost have it all. That's a Whitney Houston song, didn't we almost have it all? Correct. Well, it is Monday and we are ready to rock and roll. It is now June, which means we are halfway through 2008. That is crazy, man. I know. Can you believe it? That's crazy. That kind of happened fast, it seems like. Oh, gosh. Halfway through 2008, you look up and you go, oh, my goodness, it's half over. Our lives just keep ticking right before our very eyes.
Let's see. 570-1053 is the number. You can call us at the beginning and end of every show, open phone segment, whatever you want to talk about. We'd love to talk to you. I had a great weekend, man. It was my birthday and Friday night with you guys was so fun, man, at Ocean Air. So fun. I had a blast. I laughed so much with you guys. It was so great. It was, man. It was fun. It's like the funnest birthday dinner ever. And the food. Oh, man. Forget about it. It's one of those deals where we were kind of all full before the main entree got there, man. I know, right? So good. So, so good. And my favorite part of that was Brian, Brian Malarkey. He is the executive chef at Ocean Air, and he was on the TV show Top Chef. And so very famous. You walk in, there's a big picture of him. Matter of fact, there's a big picture of him. wearing this sort of derby hat, you know? It's his trademark, you know? Easy to miss. And so, you know, he came over to the table, and he had sent out a few things. It was very nice, you know? And talked to Ashley a little bit, and he said hi to Eddie and, you know, tried to get a couple conversations in there. And he was kind of just working his way through the restaurant and coming back a few times, whatever. Towards the end of the night, Ashley looks over and says, What about Brian Malarkey? Isn't he here tonight? Where's Brian?
Where's Brett? And I said, yeah, she is. And she goes, where is he? And I said, well, he was over here just a little bit ago. She goes, is he the guy in the hat? Oh, my gosh. The hat threw me off. The hat threw her off. That's his trademark. I wasn't aware of that. That's his trademark. She didn't recognize. When he came in the studio, he wasn't wearing the hat. That is true. So I wasn't expecting it. So she didn't know. Listen, what are you going to do? But it was sure good to see him. That's right. She was very happy to see him. And so, yeah, it was a fun weekend. And the weather was nice. Went fishing Saturday morning, didn't catch a thing. Let me tell you, I would have been happy just seeing anybody around me catch fish. If my brother had caught a fish, I'd have been happy. If anybody on the... Side of that lake had caught a fish. I just wanted to see them. And then you see them swimming by. We're standing on the edge of this lake, and it's a nice lake. You can see in there. Dude, Eddie, I'm talking, and I'm not exaggerating, 15-inch trout or longer. I mean big, dude. I'm talking like they look like salmon. They were giant. And when we walked into the place, you had to go buy a day pass at their little hut.
That they have set up where you go buy supplies. They're a little shanty. And I go in there and they got pictures every week. They photocopy pictures of the biggest catches from out of there that week. Dude, I'm like, those are trout. Eddie, dude, these trout, I'm not kidding you. They were this big. Wow. And they were ginormous. I mean, they were huge trout. And so immediately in my head, I go, okay, I know there's no way in God's green earth that I'm going to catch one of those. I'm not going to get a nibble from one of those guys. But it'd be nice to... Half that size would be cool. Dude, I'm telling you, if I'd have caught a seven-inch trout, I'd have thought I was king of the world. I'd be in front of the boat. with my arms out, with my brother standing behind me, and the Titanic music playing, and I would say, wow, look at this. You're going to need a bigger boat. I'm king of the world. No! Nothing, man. Not a bite, not anything. And we were trying everything. You know, we were trying everything. I don't know what they wanted. What kind of bait did you use? We used nightcrawlers. We used spinnerbait. We used...
Power bait. We used power bait. The only thing we didn't use was salmon eggs. Oh, no balls of fire? No balls of fire. That's the only thing we didn't use was salmon eggs. Trout love, man. We were asking because the lady there knows everything. She says they're biting medium nightcrawlers. Okay? About medium nightcrawlers. Didn't have anything happen. So, and I thought to myself, there are people that know How to catch fish. Eddie's one of them. You know, because Sam, my brother, said, you know anybody that fishes? And I said, yeah, Eddie does. And he goes, does he have luck? I go, every time. Every time. It's the secret. I bet it has something to do with patience. Patience. Patience. I don't like that, though. You know, you got to realize, like, if the fish see you, or if you see the fish, the fish see you. So you got to be kind of stealthy about it.
Like wear a disguise? Yeah. Like groucho glasses. That's like a big trout. Yeah. That would be a good idea. I should get a little trout disguise so that they don't know what's going on. UPS outfit. For real. Such a trip, man, because I'm telling you, we were seeing these gigantic fish, bass, trout, the whole deal, but just nothing. Now, so you did it off the dock. Right. No, we did it off just the side of the. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Sure. Thought we were doing the dock. Now, do they have boats on this lake? Mm-hmm. And we saw people out there trolling, you know. Yeah. And you would think that, you would think that, because it was, you know, dead calm on the lake, and so you could hear anything. If anybody would have caught something, we'd have heard it. I'm telling you, five hours out there, we didn't hear anybody catch anything in Lake Poway. Wow. I know it. And there's tons of fish in there. Just don't know what they want. Wow. Don't know what they want. Don't know what they're about. Don't know what their problem is. And I said a few times to the fish, what's your problem? Get over it. I'm like, get over it. Just bite it. Will you? Swallow that sucker. It's real juicy. So Eddie is our producer. He's our sports guy. He's 35 years of age. And he knows a lot about sports.
And loves the NFL, baseball, watches basketball during the finals like right now. Eddie, what is the story in the finals right now? Like what's happening in basketball? Well, it's huge. It's the return of the 80s, the biggest rivalry in basketball. Yes. Boston versus the Lakers. That's the finals? Celtics and Lakers, yeah. Celtics. And it hasn't started? Starts on Thursday. Starts on Thursday. Okay, I'll watch it. I'll watch it. Are you asking him or are you asking me? He's helping. He's got your back. Mike was just saying how much I know about the sports. He likes to support you. For those of you that are new listening to the show, let me explain. The reason that Rob is so excited and can't help himself. It's the only time he talks. He's from Boston, and he's so excited because the Celtics are in the finals. Oh, my goodness. That just reminded me that Eddie said if the Celtics win the championship, he'd get a Celts tattoo. Wow, Eddie, you're getting a Celtics tattoo? That is amazing. Only if they win. Only if they win. I never said that. It's only if they win. I wouldn't have said that. That's stupid. Prove it. Never heard of it.
Ladies and gentlemen, Eddie has a review of the film Kung Fu Panda, a children's movie that Eddie took his niece to this weekend. You must be reading that wrong. I am reading that 100% correct. Eddie saw Kung Fu Panda. As you get older, you do things sometimes that, you know, might not necessarily fit in your character. Sure. And yeah, I was there with Bobby. A hundred screaming kids. I'm sure. Enjoying first a karate demonstration with kids. What? And then the movie Kung Fu Panda. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do I mean? Well, I mean. The movie is about Kung Fu, Mike. Well, I understand. But what do you mean a children's karate demonstration taking place where? At the movie theater. At the movie theater. Well, no, wait. This is the premiere, right? Because it's not out yet. Correct. So they were doing special stuff. I don't know if you go see it just any other day. Thanks for clarifying. You'll get it. Well, Mike obviously didn't get it. Mike couldn't figure it out. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. Thank you very much. And so, Eddie, what did you think of the movie? I thought that it was a fine kids film. If you have kids, you should take them to see it. It was good. Did it make you laugh? Not me, but my niece loved it. She thought it was hysterical. What if you don't have kids?
Why would you be going to that? That's creepy. You know, some adults enjoy things like Shrek and stuff like that. Not on par with it. Stop it. Eddie, so this was not one that you were, because, you know, a lot of times I try to make these things fun for the parents. Like when Eddie really liked Enchanted. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. Eddie loved the Disney film Enchanted. That was an adult movie. That was not for adults, really. I don't know about that. Yeah, this one, not so much. You know, Jack Black was the voice of Kung Fu Panda. And you had Seth Rogen was a voice and Jackie Chan. Yeah, man. Awesome. That sounds good. That sounds adult and manly. Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to introduce everybody really quickly and then we're going to come back and we're going to take phone calls. We're going to talk about stuff that happened over the weekend in our lives. Okay.
I'm having surgery. I don't know if I said that on the air. Have I said that on the air? What? I don't think I've said it on the air. I got to let people know here. All right. That's all I'm telling you. Boob job. Yep. Getting a boob job. And finally going to feel good about my body. Just in time for bikini season. That's right. How funny would that be if you're like, I'm getting butt implants. That's right. Well, you know, I wanted my products to look good in my Tommy Hilfigs. That's a technical term. That's right. My touche. No, the same thing I had. So if you've been a longtime listener to the show in 04, I had a hernia from, it's an incision hernia. It's where they have it. I got an incision down my abdomen. And it has, you know, my guts are popping out of it. That's technical doctor speak. Yeah, jargon. But on July the 10th, they're going to fix it again. They're going to fix it again. No way, Jose. If you have a hernia, why don't you fix it, you turkey? Yeah, they're going to put this little wire mesh that they already have in there. They're going to, I guess, replace the wire mesh.
and they're going to stitch it up, and then I'm going to be on the radio again right afterwards. Wow. Oh, wow. Sky is our news girl, and she's 30 years of age, and she sits to my right. And then also to my right on a computer monitor, I see Shawnee O'Boy, 38 years of age, sound effects genius, is what I can tell you. I don't know about that. I think he's a sound effects genius. No! Ashley is our assistant producer. She is a songstress. You know, a songstress extraordinaire. She's written a parody song called Junk in the Trunk. And it's about her happy weight. Happy weight is when you're dating someone and you're so happy you put on some pounds. About 15 oldies. That is not true. Wow.
On a scale. She is in love. Got on it this weekend. There you go. You know what it is? It's love. It means I love you so much I'll not stop eating. I can't stay. That's right. That was a dead one impression of Shrek. And then there is Boston Rob. Boston Rob is 25 years of age and engaged to be married and has a lot of issues in his mouth. And I will. Rotten grill. That's right. I'll tell you all about that in just a second. His fiance looks like a movie star. True. I'm not kidding you. Love her. She's so pretty. She looks like, uh, Ashley Judd. The actress, Ashley Judd. She does. She really does. Yeah. No. People tell him that all the time. Yeah. Rob's offended. Yeah. Yeah. Even though she's considered, even though she's considered one of the most beautiful actresses in Hollywood. Yeah. Uh,
And then finally, there is Roosevelt, Zethian Oates III, Esquire Jr. Rosie, oh, Rosie. He is 23 years old and has back pain, he says. Yes, he's an old man. He says he has back pain and that it is keeping him in the house all the time. Can't leave the house because he's got back pain. Oh, good grief. As opposed to all those, like, rock climbing things. Yes, yes. If only not for the back pain. Well, first of all, he would have participated in Rock and Roll Marathon this weekend. For sure. No, he did. Yeah, he would be out rock climbing and just getting out of the house to hike. Period. Just getting out of the house, period. He did the Rock and Roll Sleepathon. Yes. I was really good at that one. That's right. Yeah, he won. Placed. Congrats. That is fantastic. Great. Eddie went to the pool yesterday. Oh, hello. Eddie went out to the pool. Was it yesterday, Eddie, or Saturday? Saturday. Eddie went out to the pool, and he is very manly, does not need sunblock. I forget. I forget. That's not a manly thing. I know, but we got to be smarter than this. What happened? Yeah, I got sunburned again. Eddie. Go Kaiser. No, it wasn't a...
Second degree. First degree? I guess, because, I mean, it's just like a normal sunburn. That hurts. That's it? But you just kind of suck it up. Are you peeling? Not yet. Big difference. Do you need to go home? Oh, no, I'm fine. You all right? No, I'm working fine. Hey, not 630 yet. Is this a sunburn? Steroid cream? Please. We're in the safe zone. It's a sunburn, Mike. How about, like, a... Put a little aloe on and I'm fine. We're supposed to be in the safe zone. We can take some pills and crush them up to make a paste. No, no, no, no, no. I don't need any of that. I'm fine. What about wee-wee? Oh, no, I definitely don't want that. No, no, no. That's disgusting. For $10, we could go into the john and, you know. For $10? That's how much you would charge? This is your brother. It's your friend. Do you have a coupon? No, I can produce my own. Do you get you coupons for that? I actually do. Okay. So, did you go swimming? So, was this the same day as the movie? Yeah, we went to the movie, came home. Took the niece to the swimming pool and had the jerky kids in the pool throwing the balls around. And I had to tell them, like, hey, you hit my niece with that ball. I'm going to kill you. And they got up and left, which is weird. But it was overcast, so I don't think of sunblock when it's overcast. That's the worst. That's the worst time. Didn't you just learn about that?
Bear Grylls, he was walking on that deserted island. He said, just because it's overcast doesn't mean that you can't get bent. That's true. That's foolish of me. I didn't have one of those conch shells or whatever. You must mean the mushroom coral. That's what it was. Let's see. P1 Keith, what's up? Mikey Show. How you guys doing? Hey, good, dude. Can you tell everybody, Keith, what a P1 is? Because a lot of people are new listening to the show. They hear this term P1. I don't know what that is. What is that P1 thing? Okay, a P1. First off, he turns down the radio. Yep. Then he doesn't cuss. Yep. He listens to the Mikey Show exclusively for long amounts of time. That's right. And he also encourages other people to listen to the Mikey Show. Dude, that's very good. That was very, very well done. Thank you very much. Thank you. So, Keith, what's up? All right. I have two questions for you. I'm getting married on Saturday. Uh-huh. And the song that you guys play at the end of your show, where it opens up with the guitars and then you hear the horns, do, do, do. Yep. What's the name of that song? The name of the song is too long to memorize for me.
But I can tell you where you can get it. Okay. Go on to iTunes, and it's on the Kill Bill soundtrack. Okay. And it's track number nine. All right, track nine? Yep, and it's something about honor. The word honor is in the song, so you know you got the right one. So if I have the track number wrong, you know you got the right one if it has the word honor in it. Okay. And you hear that song now, you hear it all the time. It's in commercials and stuff like that. Wasn't that on the Kung Fu Panda movie too? Eddie, was it in Kung Fu Panda? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's in the trailer. There you go. I watched Kill Bill this weekend. There you go, bro. Thank you. Did you really? Dude. And all I kept thinking about, Mike, was how we had the argument, you know. Is it like one of our top five movies? And for me and you, it is. And Eddie was saying, like, you can't compare it to Pulp Fiction. Pulp Fiction's so much better. No, Eddie talked me out of it. It's not in my top five anymore. He was effective. He was effective. Well, listen. Okay, all right. I was wondering, too. I was teetering. I saw it this weekend. I made a point to just really sit down and observe and appreciate it. It is so good. It is. It is. It is so good. Now watch Pulp Fiction and compare the two. Yeah, Pulp Fiction's pretty. I think that they're pretty dang equal. It's better. I think Pulp Fiction's better. Eddie's right.
It's so good, though. See, that Pulp Fiction is like, it changed, like, filmmaking. Kill Bill, the story behind it. Kill Bill's great, but it's not Pulp Fiction. P1 Ash is on the line. Yeah, you're not Pulp Fiction. P1 Ash? Uh-huh. Go ahead, you're on the air. Good morning. Good morning. I just wanted to let you know that I fish on my lake twice a month, usually on Sundays. And they respond to cheese. What kind? Sharp. Sharp? Really sharp cheddar cheese? I'm not kidding. Interesting. It has, like, all the top-of-the-line bait and tackle, and, you know, he goes out and buys all the top-of-the-line bait, and here I come with my cheese, and it's like a shark attack when they come. I love it. I'll try it. He refuses to use it because, you know, it's his honor and his pride. He even has like a little radar thing that calls him up to the boat and it doesn't work. Hey, listen. With my peas and they take it every single time. I catch like 10, 20 fish every single time I go out there. Okay, you're past your limit and you're under arrest. I live on a private lake, so I don't need a license or any of that stuff. And there's trout in your private lake?
Uh-huh. We have trout. We have bass. Can we come over? Yeah, can we come fish? Sure. Okay. You're a good person. You're a good person. Awesome. Thank you for the phone. I'll make you guys a boat. You guys can come on out. You got it. Thank you, Ash. Can you fix us sandwiches? Yeah, will you make us sandwiches? I'll make you fried chicken and egg salad and all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to need a bigger boat. Yeah, yeah. This is going to be fun. Thank you, Ash. I appreciate it. Okay, no problem. Sky, I'm really interested. in the Universal Studio fire, and I got, I'm going to have Sky tell us a little bit about it, but I got the fire chief here from L.A. County, Michael Freeman, cut 71. The fire started in the back lot area, the facades on New York Street. It moved through that area extremely fast, and as you know, those are basically building fronts with some walls, but they're very susceptible to rapid burning. The fire moved through there. It also burned Courthouse Square, and then it got into the King Kong building, and that building is totally destroyed as far as the internal contents. Oh, that sucks. That does suck. Yeah. We took that tour a couple of years ago, and Courthouse Square is where they did Back to the Future, where the big clock is.
And it was so cool to see that. You know why it sucks that it burnt is because for so many of us, a part of our childhood just burnt down. Or a part of our really good high school memories or whatever. And that just blows. Do they know how this was caused? No, they say the cause of the fire is still under investigation from everything I've read this morning. That is a bummer, man. But a lot of area, a lot of area burnt, right? 400 firefighters were called in to fight this fire. That's how big it was. 400 firefighters. Wow. Yeah, and in addition to the King Kong exhibit and the Back to the Future set, also 50,000 videos and film reels were destroyed. But they do say that they do have backups to those. But still, just sad. Do they mention particular movies or anything? No, not in that case. I don't even want to know. Right? I don't think I want to know. Just don't tell me. So Universal Studios was closed all yesterday, but they did say it should be open today. Huh? Right?
I mean, you guys got to see this fire on TV. It's ginormous. Why didn't they just get the dudes from the Waterworld sets come over and put it out? Why didn't you think of that, you turkey? So that is a very big deal. Here's Ron Meyer, I'm guessing from Meyer, Meyer, and Meyer, the law firm Meyer, Meyer, Meyer. He's the CEO of Universal Studios, and I'm sure he's related to Oscar Mayer, the hot dog manufacturer. Oh, delicious. No, it's Mayer from the MGM. I think, I don't know. What are you talking about, Mike? He's making stuff up. Shut up, dude. Let's play the clip. I want to be clear that the theme park today will open at noon. That the only... As the chief had mentioned, the video library was affected and damaged, but our main vault of our motion picture negatives was not. And the entire property will be open for business as usual tomorrow, including the theme park and city walk. You know, it's a trip. We are considering going to Universal Studios, doing a broadcast there for a day. I wonder if they still want us.
Yeah, I mean, it'd be cool. We'll put the fire out. Yeah, that's right. Well, I think it's taken care of now, Ash. I think they got it. You want to text us? Go ahead. 35253 is our text number. So text us if you want. And our phone number is 570-1053. And we'd love to hear from you. Come on, it's Monday. Let's get this thing rolling. On the show today, I got audio of this woman angry at Hillary Clinton. Pretty good YouTube stuff. And I got the audio of it. We're going to do something called the DCC. Oh. As the dumb chick challenge. Coming up on the one year of me winning. That's not true, Ash. You've won in less than a year. Come on. You guys, she's won in less than a year. You think I'm kidding? The last time I won was, I believe, in either late June or early July. Of last year? We're coming up on the one year of me winning. Come on. I'm not even. It's a big anniversary. Yeah.
I know, we should celebrate. We have P1 trivia today so somebody can come into the studio and we've got to play Ashley's song again, Junk in the Trunk, to Love in the Club. Is that what it is? I don't know. I've never heard it. Surprises and surprises. Really popular song. Ashford and Simpson. That's Ashford and Simpson, yeah. Hey, by the way, when we come back, here's what I'm going to tell you when we come back. A winning... Lottery ticket worth $40 million was sold in San Diego County. I'll tell you where. That's odd. Look at Rob. I have three. I got a king-size bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he would be comfortable. Oh, you're a king, you say. We don't believe when I have a store for you. It is to your exact specifications. I did not know you guys were all the same size. I think I can set your lady up, too. When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-size bed and wondered where my brother was. Pasts of the Mikey Show at rock1053.com. LOL. Sky, there's only one place in San Diego that P1s should be going to get sunglasses, and that is Sunglass and Optical Warehouse. Yeah, Eddie, it's getting to be that time because the weather is getting beautiful out, and if you need to get a new pair of sunglasses, especially if you're a Mikey Show P1, Sunglass Optical Warehouse is the place for you. Yeah, they'll give you 10% off. You go in, you tell them you're a Mikey Show listener. Tell them you're a P1.
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Like kids, it's really difficult. Boston Rob. I'm teaching myself to speak. Green to Ashley. I wear myself on my sleeve. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. Hey, all you dorks. Thanks for coming here to Mira Mesa High School today. I know it's strange for me to play at a high school. I'm Neil Diamond. But the reason I'm here today is because I like to do things for my community. As you know, I'm Vietnamese. Wait, no, I don't. All right, well, one time I bought a Vietnamese girl in the Philippines. Oh, okay. My first tour of duty. I didn't know any better at the time. And I just want to tell all you kids, don't do drugs or you're a bunch of nerds. Wait, you're a nerd? You're a nerd. No one wants to be a nerd, all right? Okay.
What am I talking about? Neil Diamond just had four shots before he came here. It was something called Absinthe. And I love it, but it makes me ill. That is disgusting. Neil Diamond is sorry. Welcome back. It's 640. Actress Tatum O'Neill was arrested last night in a drug bust in New York. Mark Pryor's season is over before it even started. He's going to have season-ending shoulder surgery. Not a good thing he didn't get injured often. Well, Mike, you know, our two big off-season moves, Jim Edmonds and Mark Pryor, they didn't work out as we expected. But that happens. That's too bad. It is. If I could move my hips, I would shake them right now. Why can't you move your hips? Try.
In lieu of, well, I've had knee replacement surgery, which complicated my femur, which complicated my hip. Sounds complicated. As a result of all of that, I can't shake my hip anymore. But I can shake my fist, you bunch of dorks. I hate you teenagers. No, don't say that. You're out of high school. You're a bunch of pimple-faced jerks. Oh, God. home, and I just want to say to all you dorks and pimps and vagrants and you skateboarders that you should all be grounded, bunch of jerks. That is odd, Neil Diamond. So our phone number is 570-1053. Our text number is 35253, and during the commercial break, Sky told me that she saw no country for old man this weekend. Oh my gosh. Really? Yes, I did.
Tell me this, Skye. Tell me this. Tell me this. Yes, Mike. Did you like it up until the end? Oh, boy. This is tough. This is a toughie, Mike. Really? I mean, everybody pretty much has the same opinion of the movie. I would say so, yeah. Because I recognize that it is a good movie, maybe even a great movie. But... I could not thoroughly enjoy it due to the violence. Sky does not like violent films. Yeah, so... You were probably out the first five minutes of the movie then. Well, yeah. Yeah, and then that scene, you know, where, you know, crazy hair.
Pulls him over, pulls the guy over, and then you don't know what that canister thing is yet. That's right away. That's right away in the beginning of the film. You don't know what that canister thing is yet. And you're like, oh, what's he going to do with that? He's got emphysema or something. He's going to airbrush his face. Yeah, sure. Some color in his cheeks or something. I'd like to put some color in your cheeks. He did. In his forehead, actually. That's right. He sure did. So there was a lot of eye covering involved in watching this movie. Oh, come on. You're a grown woman. A lot of telling the boo, hey, let me know when it's safe for me to watch again. So he told you an hour and a half later. But I do recognize that it is a very good movie. Oh, there you go. Yeah. If you haven't heard, giant fire at Universal Studios. And so it burnt a whole bunch of stuff, including that big town square where they filmed the movie Back to the Future. Bummer. Total bummer. So how is he going to get Back to the Future now if the clock tower is gone? What did he do with the clock tower? Didn't he tie something to the clock? I saw the movie. I just don't remember. This one I saw, though, guys. This one I saw. I saw it. I saw it. I saw it. What are you talking about? You couldn't even watch No Country for Old Men. I saw it. I saw it. I mean, it's infamous. Infamous? Yes. She remembered for eternity. And what does she mean, infamous? Famous? It's famous, right?
It was memorable. Back to the Future is infamous for the tower. That's right. It's actually not infamous. It's not infamous for the tower. I think it is. Maybe famous for the tower. Mikey Show. He won paparazzi. What's up, paparazzi? No, Eddie. What happened to Eddie? Well, he almost took his headphones off, and then he kind of collected himself, and then he said every day is what he did. Multiple times. What's going on, paparazzi? I want to see if you guys have heard anything about the Universal Studios, whether or not they plan on rebuilding the attractions that were burned down. I'm sure they do. I'm sure they do plan on rebuilding them. Not the same, if you ask me. It's just not the same. It's got to be, you know, the original. Eddie, how do you feel about that question? I know what Eddie thinks, I bet. I'll say it, and then, Eddie, you tell me if that's what I'm thinking. I think probably what Eddie's, Eddie's probably going, you know, well, what is, of course they're going to, you know, no, they're going to leave it just blank space there, just an empty lot. They're going to leave. They'll leave the burnt ashes there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, but yeah, I think they'll probably rebuild that paparazzi. Yeah, because I was thinking since now that it's burned down, maybe they'll build something else there, like the next set for the next movie or something. Yeah, maybe.
Maybe they will. I think that it's so popular, people want to see it stay that town square that's like tradition. People love it. Well, it's infamous. It's infamous. Yeah, but it's not the same as you said. Once it's burned down, it's not the same to rebuild it. Yeah, if they built like a submarine station there for some new movie, I think people would be bummed out. They don't want to see a substation. They want to see that Back to the Future clock that they used for something. remember now. They could leave it and it could be part of the set from Backdraft. That's right. Maybe they could do that. That's awesome. Well, they already have the Backdraft exhibit. They do. It's so true. Exactly. It's one of the coolest things ever. Save some cash. That's right. Last night. That's a good question. It is. It is. It's a really, really good question. Why don't you start on me, please? Sean's trying to get Eddie going. You know what's up. Last night was the 2008 MTV Movie Awards, which I did not remember until I came into the radio station this morning. You T-vote it, right? Of course. Of course I T-vote it. I wouldn't miss that. Nope, didn't see it. Eddie, Sky, I would assume you guys watched. No, I did T-vote it. I watched the WEC on Versus last night. WEC. What's up? What's up? That is, I believe, MMA. Yeah.
MMA fighting. And it was double. Double. It was double. Yeah, I watched most of it. Sky? WEC? No, the MTV Movie Awards. Did you enjoy Mike Myers as the host? No, I did not, Mike. Oh, wow. But thank you for asking. Sky, what are your thoughts and feelings? Well, my thoughts and feelings are that I am old. Yes. And I am now in my 30s. Uh-huh. And maybe the MTV Movie Awards aren't geared to me anymore. But you love the MTV Movie Awards. I know. I know. She just loves awards. It's true, too. It's very upsetting. Yeah, you know, there were a couple parts that I kind of liked. You know, a lot of the stuff with Robert Downey Jr. was funny. Then basically mocking what a huge celebrity he is now because of Iron Man. There was some Tropic Thunder stuff that was pretty cool. But then there was something that was a total flop. They did this Seth Rogen, James Franco thing for Pineapple Express. What's Pineapple Express? It's a movie coming out. It's an upcoming movie, which is going to be awesome. It's all about weed. Yeah, it's going to be awesome.
And so they have them come out. And I guess, you know, they're supposed to have this like big bag of pot and smoke up before they're like presenting. And according to Seth Rogen and James Franco, like this was all MTV's idea. They gave them the props and everything to do it. But then I guess at the last second, they chickened out MTV. So they shot the whole thing from like way far back. So you can't even really see what's going on. And it's all like awkward. And then Seth Rogen kind of starts to feel how awkward it is and then says, oh, kids, you know, this is fake. What was the bit supposed to be? I don't know. Them, like, toking up and being stoners, which was also awkward because I think that they were giving the award to Robert Downey Jr. And, you know, he has had drug issues in the back. I'm old, too. I'm old, too, because I always. I always think to myself, don't parents and teachers and stuff, don't they realize they were kids? And don't they realize that if they're going to tell kids stuff, they have to remember when they were kids and how nerdy it sounded when we were kids and we heard just say no. And like that was so lame and dumb and we hated it. But then I hear that and I go, oh, I don't think I'm a parent now. And I'm like, I don't know that I really want my kid.
Watching dudes toke up and everybody laughing and that's what's cool. And I don't really know that I want, like, am I old or what? Right. Like, I feel like an old dude saying it, but I feel it inside of me. That's what I really feel. Aye, aye, aye. So this looks funny. Robert Downey Jr. and Jon Favreau accept the award for best summer movie so far. Yes. For Iron Man, cut seven. Thanks, fellas, for that intoxicating introduction. If you think this award is ridiculous, when Swingers won, we were followed by Chewbacca winning the Lifetime Achievement Award. So in the great tradition of MTV, I'd love to thank all of the fans who voted, you guys from Comic-Con all the way through. When people were saying, who's Iron Man, you guys knew, and you came out, thank you so much. Thank Marvel and Paramount and everybody, all the whole cast, Gwyneth, Coldplay, Robert Cleese. Coolio, see you around. Thanks. Hey, Sky, how come you didn't like Mike Myers? Um, just cheesy, over the top. We've seen it already a million times. Well, dude, I'm looking here, and it says that...
Him and Dana Carvey reprised their roles as Wayne and Garvey. I was just going to make a joke. Did he do Wayne as a total no chance in hell? No way. And you know what? I did miss probably about 20 minutes of the thing, and that was one of the things I missed. So maybe, I don't know. That might have been cute. That might have been cute, you're saying? I think that may have been good. The other stuff he did was Garveyjo. But isn't there anything that makes you go, yeah, if it was 1992, that'd be really hip. Yeah, he's infamous for playing Wayne. Thank you, Eddie. Well, when we come back, I'll play the clip for you. Nice. Were you one of the estimated 450 million people that raced in the Rock and Roll Marathon yesterday? 925 billion people participated yesterday in the rock and roll marathon. I wonder if the person that won was a middle-aged white guy. What do you tell you about the winner? Play you this clip of Mike Myers doing, with Dana Carvey, doing Wayne and Garth. You're going to be very enthusiastic.
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There's gay guys in Hellcrest right now going, dude, that is gay. One of the stories we got to get to in a little bit is Tatum O'Neal being arrested yesterday in a drug bust. Crack cocaine. Crack is whack. Tatum O'Neal has had her struggles with that stuff. So Sky's going to tell us who won yesterday's rock and roll marathon, which had an estimated 425. trillion runners in it. You are close. That's right. You're close. A lot. A teeny bit off. They actually estimated the amount of runners at just over 21,000. Right. Which is still a lot. Really close. Yeah. For the men, the first four spots were Kenyan winners. Oh, that is a surprise. That's a total surprise and shock. Yeah. Yeah, definitely a surprise.
Amazement. Yeah, the winner was a 28-year-old man from Kenya who ran the 26.2 miles in 2 hours, 10 minutes, and 7 seconds. Oh, wow. I have a question. Yes. Well, we always hear about these marathons, the Boston Marathon, the Beta Breakers, the Rock and Roll Marathon, and that's always won by Kenyan people. Yeah. Do they just travel the marathon circuit or is this Kenyan guy like from San Diego? It's a great question. I believe lots of people travel the marathon circuit because the first U.S. man to complete the rock and roll marathon this weekend was from Colorado. He did it in 12 hours, 45 minutes. Yeah, he came in 10th and was... Well, he didn't have a lion chasing him. That's true. And that's part of the reason that they can run so fast. And he was just about six minutes behind the winner. The woman's winner. Six minutes behind the winner? Yeah. First American dude. Six minutes behind the winner.
Yep, 10th place from Colorado. Oh, boy. And the woman's race was won by a woman from Russia. True. A Russian woman. Really? Yeah. Was her name Svedlana? No? And she actually placed 16th among all the runners. Of course. But that was number one. Of course. For the women. What do you get if you win it? A ribbon? Do they give you a ribbon? Do they give you a trophy? Pat on the back? Pat on the back? Rock and roll. Yeah. Do you win rock and roll? I don't know. It's a good question. Yeah. I found out yesterday. Didn't know this. Boston Rob may know this. If you want to run in the Boston Marathon, you must qualify. Oh, yeah. Really? You can't just go there and run. You can't just be all willy-nilly. That's crazy. Because they let Katie Holmes run this past year. But she didn't have to qualify. And they were like, hey, this isn't fair. I would just put my dolphin shorts and t-shirt on and just wait until it came by and just blend in. That's the thing. You're wearing your iPod. You're like, what? I'm in this thing.
That's what you do. You win. Yeah, you win it. Yeah, you wait until the very end and you go... Listen, I win. Exactly. Yeah, a friend of ours was trying to qualify for the Boston Marathon yesterday and missed it by three minutes. My brother ran the Boston Marathon. So he's probably fast. He's crazy. He qualified, right? Well, yeah. Where did he qualify? He ran it like probably four or five years ago. Yeah. But back when he was going to Harvard. That's cool. And then he ran the Boston Marathon. Your brother goes to Harvard? Well, no, he did. Now he's in med school at Georgetown. He's a genius. He was valedictorian of my school. That's crazy. Valedictorian of my school. My brother's a genius. He took them all. He took them all. He took them all. It was like, there's none left. Can I get a couple of those? My younger sister's over at Davis. Holy cow. Not as impressive, but still good. Yeah, but not bad. Yeah, you know, definitely not bad. And then Ashley went to San Diego State. S-D-S-U. That's right. That school is not easy to get into. What was her major? Communications with a minor in English. I wanted to get into radio or television. I'll tell you what Ashley does. I'll tell you what Ashley does. I dropped out. When I got this position here on the Mikey show, I dropped out. I had to get my full focus and energy into my career. Yes. 25% of the show, she plays with her bangs. I just wanted to... No, no, no.
Just letting you know. Very pretty girl. Very pretty girl. Just right. Aw. Okay. Wayne and Garth. Oh, no. Please. And then I'm going to play Ashley's song. Oh, yay. Junk in the trunk. This is where my talent comes in. That's right. That's where she showcases her ability. He went to Harvard and Georgetown. She was an American idol. Hello. All right. This is different. To each their own. Mm-hmm. All right. This is last night. This is Mike Myers teaming up with Dana Carvey. Now, they both are in their early 60s, right? They're in their early 70s. Early 70s. And here they are doing... Swing! No way. No way. Cut 12. It's Sunday. It's 9.30. It's time to party. I'm your excellent host, Wayne Campbell. As always, it's Garth. Party on. Party on, Garth. Well, it's been a while. Yeah. It's been a while. It's been a while. Good call. 1994. Yeah. It's a while. That's right. That's a big while. A fair dinkum. Yeah. I guess the biggest news since then is that Garth got pubes. Yes, it's true. I did. Fifty years ago. Fred and Tony. And Tony is not looking so good. He's not.
I don't want to lose him, Wayne. I don't want to lose him. He's easy. Come on, man. Take your meds. Okay? Okay? All right. But now it's 2008 and there's a lot of changes. Like that show on MTV with Tila Tequila? Yeah. Tila Tequila. That shit goes both ways. Yeah, she's the kind of person when she reaches down the front of somebody's pants, she's satisfied with whatever she finds. Hold on now. Hold on. What's that? Oh, I like that. And yet I like that. Oh, hello, sir. Oh, I see your sister is in town. Oh, well, this will inspire, I'm sure, another Wayne's World movie, right? I mean, now the producers see that they've still got it. They've still got it. If you need to spew, spew in this. There you go. Remember that?
Remember that? What's the voice? That was her. There you go. Garth. Which one was that? Anybody. Come on. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to tell you something. This Ashley, she knows how to crank out the hits. Well, maybe this is her forte. Obviously, impressions are as well. Thank you. She competed with Boston Rob in a parody. song contest. Yep, yep. They both did a parody to the little known song Love in the Club. You still don't know what it's called. You still don't know the title of the freaking song. What is it called? Unreal. Well, what's funny about it? Never heard of it. I'm reading it off this thing that I have here that Ashley wrote for me. It says, Usher, Love in the Club. Love in the Club. I thought it was Love in this Club. No, it's Love in the Club. It's Love in the Club. Just like junk in my chunk. Love in the Club. Love in this Club. Are you ready? Of course. Are you ready for this? First, a little background. Ashley... Thighs are huge. What? I don't think that's where he was going. Ashley is our assistant producer. She's 24. Blonde girl, brown eyes.
Very, very cute. Typical San Diego. San Diego State. Skinny girl. Very thin. Not lately, guys. Well, here's the deal. I haven't noticed the difference. She met a guy. I've been wearing baggy shirts. And his name is Mark. I love Mark. Oh, my gosh, Mark. If you are listening, I love you so much. I love you. Mark, I love you so much. Are you listening? I love you. You're amazing to me. Your face is gorgeous. I love your face off. What? Are you listening? I love you. Well, a lot of times Ash says what happens is girl finds guy, girl gains weight. Yeah, that does happen. Oh. They call it happy weight. Oh, yeah. That's what I call it. You know what I mean? You know I do it for curvy ladies. Gaining weight in the name of love. Where we at? Whoa. What is that voice? It's her hip-hop voice. Thank you. I don't get it. Coming up next, we're going to do something called the DCC. Oh, yes. So last night at dinner, last night at dinner, my mom says to me,
They took me out for a family dinner last night for my birthday. For my birthday. And my mom says to me, Mike, if Journey comes to town, will you take me to see them again? Because I took my mom to see Journey in San Jose a few years back, about five years ago. Which I thought was a funny question because I'm like, well, yeah, if they ever tour again or something. I said, so that's what I said. I'm like, yeah, mom, if they ever tour again, sure. She goes, no, they are. I go, they are? She goes, yeah, I just saw it on TV this morning, and they have a new Filipino singer. What? Have you seen him? What? I have not seen him, but my mom says that they found him on YouTube. Yes. That's crazy. You guys know about this. That's crazy. Sean, can you YouTube this guy? Yeah, I'll go find it. Now, they say that he doesn't just do Steve Perry. He does other guys. And he's like Filipino. Yeah. And they say that he doesn't just do Steve Perry. He does other guys really good. But the Steve Perry, they say. is like dead on. So I'm going to have Sean find it, and when we come back, we'll hear this Filipino dude doing Steve Perry. That and the Dumpstick Challenge are next. Celebrating their La Jolla store grand opening this weekend by giving free haircuts to all clients who donate at least $5 to the La Jolla YMCA. Join Rock 105.3 this Sunday from noon to 2 p.m. for free giveaways, including Padre, WWE, UFC, and San Diego fair tickets.
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On Saturday, there was an 11-hour SWAT standoff in PB after a guy attacked his ex with a hammer and then barricaded himself inside his house. Kyle Busch continues to dominate NASCAR, winning again at Dover yesterday. Welcome back to the Mikey Show. We're going to be doing the DCC here in just a moment. That is the Dumb Chick Challenge. It is Sky, Ashley, and Boston Rob competing in a sort of knowledge game. Or lack thereof. Definitely what people would consider to be some basic knowledge. Ashley was mentioning earlier that she hasn't won in almost a year. So, you know, it's usually between Sky and Boston Rob. And even Boston Rob, he's been pretty off for the last ten weeks or so. It's been a while. Ever since we called him out for cheating.
That is true. Ever since you can't videotape the practices, it's been a lot different. A lot different. So I mentioned that a $40 million lottery ticket, was that right, Skye? Yep. $40 million? That is right. $40 million, which means if they take the buyout, comes out to roughly $20 million in cash right away. You just get a check for $20 million. What would you do with $20 million? Sold here in San Diego County. Where, Skye? Well, the sole winning Super Lotto Plus ticket was sold in Vista. Like Mikey said, it was worth $40 million. It was sold at Slick's Liquor on South Santa Fe. The winning numbers in Saturday's draw was 6, 8, 11, 25, 29, and the mega number 4. I would have won. You got one number in there, Eddie? Eight. Eight. So far, they have not released the identity of the winner. I don't know. Man. We don't know yet until the guy or gal comes forward. Eddie, did you know that Rob, every time he hears of the winning lottery numbers, always, like, has an explanation of how he would have picked all of those numbers. Are you serious? Every time, man. What's he talking about? He goes, like, read them again slowly, Sky.
Six. I usually use that number. Eight. That's how old my niece is. Eleven. Dude, I used that number, I swear, two months ago. I'm not kidding. Twenty-five. That's how old I am. Twenty-nine. That's my girlfriend's birthday. And the mega number, four. Well, I don't have anything to afford. How many DUIs you've had? Yes. But he does. He comes up with reasons that he's used all those numbers before. He didn't use it this time, but he should have. And he really, he should have won the $40 million. So, yeah, my mom says last night, will you take me to Journey if Journey ever comes? Yeah, sure. I said, if they ever tour. She goes, no, they are. I said, she goes, I saw on TV that they have a new Filipino singer. And I said, no, come on. And she said, no, really. It's like he's from the Philippines. He's a short guy. He's got long, straight hair, parts it in the middle. And they found him on YouTube. That dude is like he was in a Journey tribute band. So you got it, Shawnee? Yeah, this is them actually on Ellen's show. Okay, let's hear it. What did you say? You have to see the guy when he's doing it.
Tiny, little, long-haired Filipino dude in a white jumper running around the stage doing Steve Perry. It's crazy. Now, I got to say, maybe an unpopular opinion. Maybe I do need to see it. Because to me, that sounds like a guy with a great voice singing open arms. Yeah. He sounds like he's a great singer. But I'm not going. Oh, yeah, that sounds just like Steve Perry. In fact, I don't think he sounds anything like Steve Perry. I think he sounds like he's singing a great voice, singing Journey. But the last guy that they had, he was dead on Steve Perry. He was doing a great Steve Perry impression. This guy, I don't even hear him doing an impression. I just hear a great voice singing the song. But I could be alone in that. My mom was like, oh, I remember the last guy, and this guy's way better than the last guy that was doing the impression. I'm like, okay, okay. 5701053, what do you think? Maybe you think that is dead on Steve Perry. Sounds just like him. Unpause. You're saying, okay, you're saying that is journey. Thank you. Thank you very much. Now, I just got a link sent to me, and I watched it, and it's just, I'm looking at it going, well, wow, that's crazy. That's guys singing that.
It's a spectacle. But I don't know. I mean, it's no you during Mikey Idol Mike doing Journey. Well, you know. Because that. Now talk about a dead-on impression. I see what she's doing. I get it. No, I understand. I'm not even kidding. Mikey Show. Hi, it's B1 Brett. What's up, Brett? That sounds nothing like Steve Perry. Dude, I'm telling you, I was so excited. But as soon as he started singing, I was like, well, he's got a nice voice, no doubt about it. Hey, brother, there's only one Steve Perry. Dude, well, I don't know if you've ever heard the guy that they had doing it. He was not Steve Perry. It was the guy that they found after Steve Perry. Dude sounded like Steve Perry. He was doing an impression, obviously, but that's kind of what you want. The new guy, you guys are right, spectacle. Total spectacle. I mean, you're watching and go, wow, that guy's got long straight hair like Steve Perry did in the 70s, and he is Filipino. And wearing a scarf. Yeah. Well, duh. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. P1 Con Queso is on the line. Hi, P1 Con Queso. What's up, guys? What's going on? All right. I went and saw a journey at Del Mar a couple years ago. You, Mikey. Wait. Wait, wait. Say again. Hello? Oh, bad phone. Hello, hello? Hello, hello, yes? Hello? All right. Oh, we lost them. Yeah. Well, I wanted to hear what he had to say.
Anyway, hey, maybe the, maybe the, Shawnee. Yeah. Maybe we could find another song by the dude. Sure. And we'll see if it sounds more like Steve Perry than that one, because it could have just been the song. Let's hear him rock out or something. Come on, this is fun. Skye, don't get the look. You got the look. Oh, please. Come on. You got the attitude of the clock at Universal Studios right now. What? Defeated and. Smoldering. Smoldering. Oh. Sky, you won last time, right? Probably. She probably did. Sky wins them all the time. So she got nothing to worry about. Here's what you do. You call us at 570-1053 and you pick your horse. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not. It's not. It's a difficult thing, right, Sky? Yeah, I'd say 99% of the population would not do so well. That's right. Now.
Granted, we have a place on the website that says if you have an eight-year-old child, please submit questions. Oh, stop it. How dare you say that? How dare you say that? How dare you say that? Hey, you. Hey, you. The way it works, we got to get to five points. First person to five points wins. There are three types of questions. One, two, and three pointers. Ones are easy. Threes are tougher. That's a way to say it. They're tougher. Still attainable. They're extremely difficult. Sky thinks they're really tough questions. They are. That's right. Call us at 570-1053. P1 Josh. Yeah. Who do you want? I'll take B-Rob. Hang on the line. Good choice. Next up, P1 Cameron. I want Sky. Got it. Oh, big surprise. Hang on the line. It's been a year. Look at the dude. P1 Chemistry. Chemistry, are you there? Probably not. Yes. All right. Chemistry, what were you doing? I was turning down my radio. Perfect. That's what I like to hear, brother. You get Ashley. All right. Okay. Congratulations. It's Monday. Rob's on drugs, and he's still got picked first. Rob is on drugs. Did you hear that? I got to get some food in my system. What? Some food? I need some food. What is that? What is food? Give me food in my room.
If you're wondering what's going on with Rob, he says, I've been taking a bunch of medication this weekend to get the swelling in my mouth to go down. If I go to sleep and the medication wears off, the pain wakes me up right away. Not that much fun. It was my fiance's birthday on Saturday. My teeth picked the perfect time to bother me. I took her golfing on a real 18-hole course. I was all doped up on Vicodin and played wicked bad. That's why. Never mind the fact that it was my first time on a real golf course. I took her to dinner that night and set up for a bunch of her friends and family to surprise her there. Everything went awesome besides me being a zombie for the majority of the night. Then it says, in parentheses, okay, my meds are kicking in right now and I just caught myself staring into space for I don't know how long. Sorry.
So Rob is dealing with some mouth aneurysms and all kinds of abscesses and stuff. If he wins, it'll be the most hysterical thing ever. How embarrassing. Eddie, who should I start with? The Riz, actually. He's up. Boston Rob, what do you want? A one, two, or three-point question? Rob. First person of five wins. Two. Two-pointer. Yeah, yeah. Rob, your two-point question is, in which sport do you... Yes, too. B. Rob, in which sport do people compete for the America's Cup? Oh, Mike. The Vicodin off, Mike. The Vicodin off.
It's not right. Let me reach down to the bowels of my brain. Let me see, Mike. What? I think it's up. It's in your mouth. Well said. America's cup. Oh, boy. America Ferreira? Ugly Betty cup. Ugly Betty. I'm going to say tennis. That is incorrect, Rob. Oh. America's Cup is sailing. No, no, it's sailing, Ashley. You might want to avoid that, Ash. Oh, Ash is gritting her teeth. Gritting her teeth and squinting. Sailor's not a sport. And while we're at it... It's the drugs talking, not sailors. Don't take a bet. Don't take a bet. Here's your NASCAR night. Bunch of bears. America's not ready for a black president. Wait, what? What? He's crazy, man. Well, that's Rob on drugs. That's all I can tell you. Skye. Hi. Skye has a system that she does. She's going out of that system. She asked for a two-pointer, a two-pointer, then a one-pointer. Come on, kid. It hasn't been working lately. Yeah. Skye hasn't been working, though. You haven't won. You haven't won. It's awesome.
I thought I just won last time. Skye, what would you like? A one, two, or three-point question? I'd like a two, please. A two-pointer. Skye wants a two-point question. Okay. Your two-point question, Skye, is what is the largest country in total area in the world? Wow. That was wordly weirded. That was wordly weirded. That was worded weirdly. What? Wordly weird. Shut up. Does my estate count? Shut up, Eddie. I don't really know Mike. My chambers. So, I will take a guessy. A little guessy boo-boo. A little guessy, messy boo-boo. What's the matter with her?
Well said. And I will guess Russia. You are correct, Sky. You know that means she's never going to change this. Never. Because it's awesome. She gets it right. She actually does okay when we get to the ones is where she really struggles. That is a fact. Ashley, you got this. Don't put the pen in your nose. But it worked last week. Give her a tweet. Yeah, give me a tweet, please. Sky. Skye's tuned out. Now, Skye is willing her. What do you think, Skye? What should she take? She's great at the threes. I think so, too. All right. We need a camera. The pen just fell out of her nostril and got stuck in her cleavage. It perfectly went directly in between her boobs.
That's so gross. Wow, what a shot. Ladies and gentlemen, her brother went to Harvard and Georgetown. But she can do that crazy trick. Yes. I'll take the one. A one-point question. What is she doing? Ashley. Pay attention. Ashley, venison is the meat of what animal? You got this. Cow. Cow? I mean, think about it for two seconds. Calves. No, that is... You're thinking of... You're thinking of veal? Veal. You're thinking of veal? Yeah, that's what you said, Mike. No, I know. Okay, veal, yes. They're both V's. What do you want? Yes. Thank you, Eddie. Yes, stupid. Yes, yes. Hello. The meat of Venus. Go ahead. And Vic Tayback. That's right. No, Ashley, I said venison. I said venison, and that... Same thing, right? Oh, my God.
Venison is the meat of a deer. That's the meat of a deer. She just shook her head at me silently. That meant... Learn something new every week or two. Put it in the old caboose. There you go. Put it in the caboose and drive it. That's an old hackneyed phrase. She's going to get rid of it soon. All right. Boston Vike. The only way to catch up is to take a three, so go ahead. You want a three-pointer? Slap yourself. You got to. Wake up. I am awake, man. Okay. That's creepy. Boston Rob, this ocean liner launched in 1934 by the British was their longest ship, the world's fastest ship, and...
still holds the record as the ship that has carried the most passengers. What is it? I was like, I get it. That's funny, Mike. What is this? A Dave Chappelle concert? Knock, knock. Hold on, hold on. The Lusitania, Mike. What the hell? Rob, that is incorrect. Oceanic Air, Flight 101. No, Rob. Stop it. No. Stop it. Just be quiet. Just be quiet. Rob, it was the Queen Mary. Oh, she was a good queen. That's right. Oh, man. All right. Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, Boston Rob has tooth decay and is taking Vicodin for it. So thank you very much. Sky, what are you going to do? You had your two-pointer, and what you usually do. Is you take another two-pointer, get that one right, then you go for the kill with a one-pointer, which you usually rarely get right after, unless you go around a few times. There you go. But I will stick to my strategy. Another two, please. There you go. Sky, what scripture do Muslims consider the words of God revealed to the prophet Muhammad? The Koran? That is correct, Sky. You made me nervous.
I'm nervous. She's never going to abandon this method. I know. She's never going to abandon this method. I'm so nervous. Every time it works for her, she's... But then it doesn't work like four times in a row. It's true. That is true. But it's working right now. What is the score, Eddie? All skies went on this score. She has four points. Ash is going to come back right here. Yeah, give me Tweed, Tweed. Tweed, Tweed, Tweed, Tweed. Tweed. Tweet. Tweet. Tweet. Tweet. Give me a tweet, please. Ashley has taken a three-point question. Oh, she's doing the international face for I don't know about this. You're good. Remember last time. All right, Ashley, your three-point question is, name one of the three cities that has hosted the Summer Olympic Games.
She's got a pen in each nostril right now. This helps her. Whatever it takes. Whatever it takes. Come on. Just one, Ash. Just one of the three cities that has hosted the Summer Olympic Games. A city. Name one of the three cities that has hosted the Summer Olympic Games twice. Okay. Temecula. A city. City. City. City. Cities that are running through my brain. Sydney, Athens. Austin. Don't mess with her. She's stinking. Gotham. Central. Party city.
Emerald City, Atlantis. I'm going to go with my gut and say Sydney. That is incorrect. It's a good guess. It's a good guess, but it's incorrect. Even though I don't know that it could be in Sydney, because isn't it winter in Australia when it's summer here? And do they do that? Even I don't know what I'm talking about. What are the answers? The answers are London, Paris, and Los Angeles. London, 1908 and 1948. Paris, 1900, 1924. Los Angeles, 1932 and 1984. See, these are just things I don't know. That's okay. They're not really... It was a hard one. They're not really important to your personal life. They do not affect... That's true, they don't. Well, they most definitely do not. They do not affect your personal life. And that's really the thing. All that matters. All right. Boston Vike. He's my favorite today. That's right. Sky has how many points? Sky's got four points.
I need to take a three-mile. That's right. That's what I wanted to hear. Yeah, you do. This next question, I will tell you, I know that I should know this question. They're hard, Mike. Reading it right now and realize, ah, didn't know that. I mean, well, it makes sense. I know I've heard that maybe, but it wasn't rattling around in my brain. Well, throw that thing to me and I'll inform you. You got it. Here it is. Bali. Boston Rob, what woman became known for founding the modern nursing profession? It's not a joke. It's not a joke. It's actually a question. Who founded nursing? Like, who's the first woman to breastfeed? No, no, Rob. That's not what we were talking about. Not that kind of nurse. The profession. Of nursing. Professional nursing? People get paid for that? Where do I sign up? They should show that on ABC. What does that mean? I'm having fun today, you guys. Who knows what he's talking about? Let's see.
Nursing, nurses. Nurse. I experimented in junior high. Oh, yeah, you can milk anything with nipples. Anyway. I killed a guy in a puzzle. What's the question, Mike? Ethel. Is that your answer? Is that your answer, Ethel? Ethel, no. Ethel Streisand is incorrect. Is it close, though? Yep. Very close. The answer is Florence Nightingale. That's a real person? Yes, it is, Rob. Yes, it is. Rob has missed another three-point question.
So that means Skye can close out the game right here with a one-pointer. They're kind of hard. This is always the worst. Kind of hard. Skye. What's up, Mike? What are the large teeth called which protrude from a walrus's mouth? Oh, I'm looking at Skye. Ellie, animals. She's got a look. I'm thinking tusks, but I know I don't know if that's right. Oh, if you get this wrong. Shut your mouth. Oh, no. Yeah, you drugger. Yes, Skye. I don't smoke anymore. I can't think of anything besides tusks, so that's going to be my answer. Well, Skye, that's right. I has won yet again using her system. She's so good. It works like a charm.
P1 Cameron? Cameron, are you there? Well, probably got to get him back on the line, but Cameron won because of Sky. Eddie, what did he win? Tickets to see our buddy Gary Hoey June 25th at the Belly Up. Oh, well, look at that. Awesome! When we come back, I am going to play you this audio that's making the rounds on the internet. By the way, Sean, did you get another song from the Filipino Journey singer? Yeah, I found one more, but I want to check the audio quality before we go with it. All right, cool. So we'll do that during the break. We could be hearing more audio of the Filipino Journey singer. He's the new lead singer of the band Journey. They found him on YouTube. It's a spectacle. Also, I have audio of an angry woman heckling Hillary Clinton. So that is coming up. The Mikey Show. It doesn't come in a bottle or a pill. Just one taste seemed to make all my problems melt away like fog in the sunshine. I'm talking about gambling.
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Hello, Cubs, Mets, Dodgers, probably the three biggest series of the year so far. So it's going to be a great time. Make sure you get your tickets quickly because those Cub games sell out crazy quick. And, of course, Mets are doing real good, and they'll sell out real quick, and so will the Dodgers series because we hate the Dodgers. This weekend, against the Mets, they got all those big giveaways going on. Padres' fifth annual Fiesta con los Padres. That's on Friday. Then Saturday, you've got Padres Caps as the giveaway. And then Sunday is always the kids' giveaway. And you've got Jake Peavy Gloves for kids. All kids 14 and younger will receive a Jake Peavy glove. So that is really cool. Good stuff going on with the Padres right now. They're turning it around. For tickets, you go to Padres.com or give them a call at 877-Friartix. Rock 105.3 Traffic. sleep train mattress centers. And the ride's looking pretty typical out here this morning. Still no major problems. Plenty of brake lights, though. You've got both the 5 and 8.05 northbound now, kind of bunching up through National City on both these freeways. 8.05 stays tough again out of Kearney Mesa, heading up over the 52. And northbound 5 is seeing a slow ride in past the 15, past the bridge into downtown S-curve.
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The most talked about thing in regard to you over the last couple of years has been the divorce with Charlie Sheen. The other deal is the falling out with Heather Locklear. You were involved with her ex-husband, Richie Sambora. Yes, but that did not cause our falling out, Heather and I. Our friendship ended, it had dissolved before Richie and I, long before he and I even got together, which a lot of people didn't know. FYI. No, listen, that's one of the deals. The Mikey Show continues. Rock 105.3. Welcome back. It's the Mikey Show at 8.02. Lindsay Lohan was hospitalized late last week after suffering an asthma attack. Trevor Hoffman gave up three runs in the 10th. Blows the game to the Giants, losing 4-3. Welcome back. It's a Mikey Show. It's Monday. It's June the 2nd. I told everybody earlier I'm going to have surgery in July. July the 10th. And I'm just wanting to let everybody know it's going to take a little time off. Now, I'm doing it during a vacation period, which is good because that way it doesn't kind of screw things up, hopefully. We would have been off anyway. We would have been off anyway. But we need to let P1s know about vacation or bad things, man.
They get mad and upset and hurt. Yes, they do. And they let us know through various forms of communication. Yeah. Electronic mail is one way. Text message is another way that they let us know their displeasure. Oh, right. Anthrax. Sometimes the written letter in anthrax, yes. Yes. Yeah. And yet other times they communicate to us telepathically through our dreams. So I just want to let people know that we are in fact. That's the worst way. That is the worst. Yeah, it is. That's the one that stings the most. Yeah. Sean has an audio clip of a man from the Philippines who is the new lead singer of the band Journey. And that is a true statement. He's actually Filipino. And the guy got the job by being in a Journey tribute band. And the guys from Journey saw him on YouTube, loved him, flew him in. Story goes like this. Guy gets to customs. They asked him what his purpose was in the United States. He said to try out for the band Journey, which didn't quite make sense to them. And there was a little hemming and hawing, and finally he had to sing in order for them to be like, okay, okay. Maybe. Wow. Maybe. Maybe. So, now, we heard a clip a minute ago. I didn't think it sounded like Steve Perry, but I did think it sounded like a good singer. What do you guys think? You down with the Filipino guy? Yeah. You dig him? I love it. I liked him.
And now you guys are feeling the Steve Perry vibe. You're feeling like he sounds like him. I remember that one, that particular clip, it didn't really sound very much like him, but I've heard him before, and I thought he sounded like Steve Perry. That's why I want to hear more. Yeah, and I think when you are looking at a video, you're kind of distracted by his appearance a little bit. So you're not focusing as much on the vocals. So it sounds a lot more like Steve Perry. You know what I mean? But when all you get is the audio, you're really focusing on that. Well, when you're looking at it, you're sitting there and your brain is going, I'm looking at a Filipino guy singing Journey. And he's got long straight hair like Steve Perry did in the 70s and 80s. It's like eating a steak that tastes like a cranberry. Yes, Eddie. That is actually a really good way of describing it. And man, this steak tastes like cranberry. But I'm chewing a steak. Yeah, but I'm looking at it. I just cut it. It's a steak. So, Sean, what clip do you have here? Is this separate ways? Yeah, this is separate ways taken from a concert they did in Chile. Okay, let's take a listen. All right. See what it is. That's what it is. There you go.
Yeah, I thought that sounded a lot more like the real deal. Let's see. That wasn't bad. Let's see. So Hillary Clinton, she was at something called the Democratic Rules and Bylaws Committee Meeting on Florida and Michigan. Yo, it sounds like a party, man. Like that sounds like hardcore partiers. Like in order to get in, you got to have the right look. You've got to know a secret word. Exactly. You've got to look like you party. You've got to have a pacifier and glow sticks. It doesn't start until 3 a.m. Yeah, that's true. They don't even start the Democratic Rules and Bylaws Committee meeting on Florida and Michigan until 3 a.m. Yeah, it's like some unmarked door somewhere. Exactly. And you get a little flyer from somebody that's in the know. Well, they were doing this thing, and this woman, Harriet Christian, shows up and starts to heckle.
Hillary Clinton cut 40. Now to be an old woman. Where are you from? Throwing the election away. An inadequate black is not going to shut my mouth anymore. I can be called, but you can't be called black. That's not my America. It's equality for all of us. And it's about time we all stood up for it. I'm no second class citizen. And god damn it. I'm the Democrats. I'm from Manhattan. I just said what my name is. Why? Why would you like my name? Maybe you're the CIA, the FBI. We couldn't even find out where this convention was being held. Yeah, my name is Harriet Christian. T-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N. I came here for the vote of every American. And our Democratic Party threw us down the tubes.
I was a second-class citizen before. Now I'm nothing. Why? Because they want to do what they want to do. And they think we won't turn and vote for McCain. Well, I got news for all of you. McCain will be the next president of the United States. This is the woman that you just heard. I don't like you and your Hillary, you... They want to talk to the superintendent. Janice Rossi. That's... Oh, no. And I've got children. You stay away from my husband. Oh, God. How dare you. That's from Goodfellas. Everything that you do, you're a terrible person. Where are you from? I am from Man...
I'm from Manhattan. And what is your name? My name is Harriet Tubman. Can you spell it? Stop your... You... You people are dirty, filthy pigs. Why are they dirty? What do we do? You wallow around in the Hillary Clinton mud. You're a bunch of stinkerdoodles. I'm a Republican. How did she get that number? How does she get the number? Maybe she's just giving it out to me. It just rang. Hello? Oh, hi, guys. This is Barbara. Barbara, are you giving out the Eddie line to other Hillary supporters? Oh, I didn't know it was private. I thought that was the request line. No, you've told you several times. I was just in a chat room in Manhattan. Why? What's going on, guys? What? Barbara. Barbara, please. Did you guys hear that Hillary won in Puerto Rico? Yes. And where?
Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico. First of all, for all the new QM listening, I want to let people know who I am. Reset that one before I billboard anything else. You're using radio lingo. My name is Barbara, and I am a part-time Hillary supporter, full-time black woman. I need to hear from you. Girl. Okay. Don't encourage Ash. Speak on it. Please. Hillary's win in Puerto Rico really should mean a lot to San Diego because of the Mexican community. What does that have to do with Puerto Rico? Both regions like beans and rice and chips and salsa. It should mean a lot to you. It should mean a lot. Did you know that Hillary actually founded Puerto Rico? That's not true. That's a true statement. She originally... No, she did. She called it Puerto Stinko when she first came to the idea. So offensive. They didn't have showers at the time and she invented the shower and then gave it to them and then soap and then she invented that. Are you on the same drugs that Rob's on right now? A little bit. And also...
Talking slower doesn't help. Did you guys know that Hillary taught Selma Hayek about the birds and the bees? That's weird. Speaking of Latinos. That's the truth. When Selma first started to develop breasts, Hillary sat her down and said, I mommy. That's the truth. She did. She sat her down. That's not true. She sat her down. You make things up. No, she sat Salma down, and she saw that she was developing, and she said, I'm mommy. No, I don't. That doesn't sound like Valerie. And then she says, you're a woman now, mama. Okay, what? She said that because she was trying to relate to the Latinos, which she does, by the way, really effectively, both here in San Diego and abroad. That's ridiculous. Anyone for a JD with Midori and a Diet Coke right now? I don't want one. I don't want one. I don't want one. Why did you bring it up? Anyway, I was going to tell you. Hello. Oh, my goodness. Barbara, are you kidding? Hey, does anybody want a JD with Midori and a Diet Coke? No, no, no, no. I don't want one. I don't want one. I don't want one.
Please. Holy cow. By the way, I call that drink a slaughterhouse because that's what Hillary's going to do to Obama. Take him to the slaughter. We take you to the slaughterhouse. That's not a slaughterhouse. That's not how it goes. Ah, Puerto Rico. Land of the Feral Cats. That's where Hillary was this weekend and just showing the world what she can do. Did you know that Hillary Clinton co-wrote the movie Mall Rats? That's a true statement. Word to your mommy. Hi, mommy. Oh, goodness. Oh, my gosh. I got to go, guys. Okay. All right. I recommend Xanax for anything that you guys may be feeling. Strange call from Barbara. I love her more and more every day. Well, she is a Hillary supporter, man. I like her. Sweet lady. Our text number is 35253. Sky, that looks kind of humorous right now. Sky has a billboard on her head. It's a big, giant, dry erase board. That's right.
Are we getting any texts or what's up with the texters? Whoa, what's going on? Are they bad? Are the texts bad? Yeah. Listen, texts are hit and miss. Sometimes people are really funny on the texts. That's what we love. Funny text messages. 35253. We got P1 Trivia coming up in just a little bit. Oh, and I'm going to read you an email. As soon as we come back, I'm going to read you this email. Get your take on this email. And also, The other thing that I want to do as soon as we get back is tell you about how there was a SWAT standoff in PB. I'll tell you what the circumstances were and what happened right after this.
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It takes you forever, and then when you finally get up to the counter, it takes you forever to hash through all the different stuff that's wrong with your bill. It's the worst. And then I'm going to walk in, and they're going to tell me you've got to sign a contract. That's terrible. Sky, what's the website? My Cricket. But I don't want to sign a contract. You don't want to? Well, that's why you go to Cricket, Eddie, because they don't make you. Mycricket.com slash San Diego. This is a special message for our active duty military personnel and appreciation for your service. San Diego's House of Motorcycles and North County's House of Motorcycles and Vista team up to offer you incredible discounts on all motorcycles and parts and accessories this Friday through Sunday. Like a brand new 2007 Yamaha V-Star 1300. The perfect commuter bike to ride a Camp Henlon or the San Diego Naval Base. MSRP for this 07 V-Star 1300 is $10,090. But with your military ID, you'll own it for just $59.99. That's over $4,000. And speaking of wave runners, you can own a Yamaha wave runner for as little as $59 a month with your good credit.
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You'll see a low price, payment options, trade-in value, interest rates, even your taxes. I have so many things I'm excited to tell you about BMW Encinitas, but it's going to be a long relationship, so we have time. It's BMW Encinitas on Encinitas Boulevard. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. Every single item on here, I'm like, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. KIOC San Diego's Rock. The Mikey Show's on. Featuring Mikey. I'm 36 years old. I have a sensitivity to sugar. I'm dumb. I can't be a doctor. You are a doctor. Just because I like to be sensitive of other people's feelings. But it doesn't do any good. Sean. I'm very fair when it comes to tipping. Boston Rob. Everybody enjoys a good thumbs up once in a while. That's right. And Ashley. I'm really bad at describing things. On Rock 105.3. Eddie, how do you like that? Love it. Mikey, what's up with Back to the Future? Sounds like a curse.
The DeLorean flop, Michael J's Parkinson's, and now the Clock Tower fire. It's from P1 Chamuco. If you guys didn't know, there was a huge fire at Universal Studios. And let's see. Zeth has given me a category of text called bad text that don't make sense. So I will now read from this one. Mikey, with 20 mil, the first thing I'd buy is an 84 Camaro. That's from P1 Lobo. This next text says, guys, you should have B-Rob talk to Barbara Walters. Barbara Walters? I'd love to. Maybe he thinks Barbara that calls in is Barbara Walters. Maybe. Don't know. Don't know. Guy calls in, he's like, no, I just thought it would be cool if you talked to Barbara Walters. Maybe John Stossel? Yes. Exactly. Hey, guys, I have a question. Do you guys like Easy Girls? Huh? Well said. That's the text. Yep, we love them. Yes. Yeah.
No. We're just giving our opinion? Wow, controversy. Yeah, controversy. Those are bizarre text messages that we just got. So, Skye, why was the SWAT in PB? Well, so Saturday morning, the police got a call about some dude had just attacked his ex-girlfriend with a hammer. And by the time they got there, the guy had barricaded himself in the house and was making threats. He was very upset, making threats to shoot them. So the squat team was... Squat team? That is a weird team to call. That is such a weird team to call. Let me tell you, when they get there, though, it's hysterical. Right. Visual. It's just. It's one of the funniest crime teams in the San Diego Police Department. Oh, my gosh. Call the squat team. They all show up in dolphin shorts, you guys. Yeah, that's the uniform. 80s headbands. Weird. Instead of a siren, they just play the sit on you song. That's right. Hey, the squat team is on their way. Oh, my gosh. I love it. Oh, my bad.
Oh, there they are. Look. It's the squat team. Here they come. This is what I do. I sit on you. Sit on you. Right on your left. I'll grow up. There you go. That's the squat team. So the SWAT team was called out. Them too. They're not as funny. No. Definitely not. Keep it pretty serious. The guy was ranting that if they knocked on the back door to his house, he would shoot. He said, quote, send your warriors and I'll kill two of them, maybe four. What? The SWAT officers tear gassed the house a couple of times. Oh, my gosh. And then finally at about 11 o'clock that night, I mean, it went on like all day long, that he came out and was taken into custody. I wonder if they were negotiating on the phone kind of deal. Yeah. They said they were trying to negotiate. So the woman who was hit with a hammer got 100 stitches in her head. Oh, my gosh. In her head. Oh, my gosh. And suffered some injuries to her wrist. That's gnarly. Yeah. What do you guys make of this email? I want to get your opinions here in the studio and also as you're listening. 5701053 is the phone number. Text number is 35253. P1TEX wrote us. Not text. Text. T-E-X.
Like the state. Text. He says, Mikey, I was wondering what you thought about a situation I have. I have a 10-year-old daughter going on 30. She likes to do what her mom does and is already getting manicures and pedicures. Well, the other day, my wife informed me that she was taking her with her to the spa to get massages. After thinking about it for a minute, I really didn't think that the idea was appropriate. I don't think. My 10-year-old girl should be going to the spa and getting massages. It just feels weird to me. What do you guys think? Am I being weird? Signed, P1 text. Well, she's 10 years old. She's getting a massage with mom. I think that it depends on what is being taught about the massage. In other words... Are we getting a massage because it's a special day and we're going to go spend time as mom and daughter? Or are we being taught that, you know, part of the way that you look cool is to go to the spa and get a massage. And it's all about the look and the fact that we're going. And what's important is how expensive it is. If you're teaching the wrong thing about it, I don't think it's a good deal.
Now, what really trips me out about it is, you know, some ladies have spa memberships. And so they'll go get a regular massage, which for an adult woman, I don't know that that's a bad thing. I mean, you go to the spa, you get a massage, whatever. I don't think that that's appropriate for a 10-year-old. I don't think you take, Chad Johnson agrees with me, number 85 of the Cincinnati Bengals. I don't think that it's appropriate to have a 10 or 11-year-old. I just don't know that that's teaching the kid the right thing, to be having them be in a spa membership. I think that that's something that an adult woman would do and not a kid. But 570-105-335-253 is our text number. What do you think, Eddie? For some reason, it creeps me out. I wonder, would they be in the same room together? I would hope so. Because it's just weird having a child getting massaged by an adult like it's a strange situation. What if she is? It creeps me out. Still, even if she is in the same room. Oh, if they're in the same room, I still think it's a little weird, but it's less weird. Right. I just think getting a massage is for an adult. I think it's therapeutic. It's relaxing. It's something that adults...
sometimes need or you know if even if they don't need it it's you know it's it helps it's a you know when you're 10 your body doesn't need a massage so what's the point uh it's just it's just kind of a weird thing to me it's a very adult thing that i don't believe a 10 year old should be doing sky what about you um yeah i agree with eddie like i'm cool for like a special occasion like a birthday going to the spa to get a manicure pedicure you know maybe a facial But, no, I do not believe a child should be getting their body rubbed by an adult. And I understand massage therapists are very professional, but I, you know, I'm very paranoid about creepy pedophiles, and they come in every, you know, profession out there. You could be a pedophile in any profession. And so I would, you know, tell my child, if you really want to, you know, we'll go to the spa, get the mani-pedis, and then we'll come home, and mommy will give you a back massage. So you would not be comfortable with a kid getting a massage no matter what? No. Even in the same room, even by another lady? No. Okay. Let's see. 570-1053 is the phone number. Text number 35253. Shawnee, oh boy, what do you say? I really agree with Eddie. It bothers me on a real creepy level to think of an adult massaging a child. Yeah. I don't like it. I don't like it.
Ash, what do you think? I actually did a report on masseuse when I was, like, 12. Masseuse? On a masseuse. Yeah. What was the report? The report was on, like, you had to pick a job that maybe interests you, and you know how I like to massage. Like, I've always been into it. Well, you have man hands. I mean, they're definitely manly hands. They're very strong. Yeah, and literally in PE when I was. That is true. Thank you. Grip of death. Literally, when I was 12, like in PE, I would massage like my girlfriend's shoulders because they even loved it. So I did a report on what it would be like to be a massage therapist. And I did the research. And then my final thing was I got a free massage from a woman who was a massage therapist. And she taught me when she was doing like this is the Swedish and this is the deep tissue. And she gave me a full body massage. And it was a woman. And I was 12. And it was perfectly fine. So, I mean, there was no creepy factor. There was no, I wasn't sure about being touched or her being inappropriate. Like, it was completely professional and fine. Yeah, see, I would have the same feeling about massage that, like Sky said, it could happen in any profession. So I wouldn't feel like, personally, I wouldn't feel like a massage therapist is more likely to do a little funny business too.
uh, my 11 year old, then, uh, if she was going for a doctor's visit or whatever, I don't know, but I would want my wife in the room and I would want it to be special occasions only where she's being like mommy. She's getting a massage like mommy's getting, you know, like that kind of deal. I wouldn't necessarily have a problem. And I don't know if anybody else like kind of thinks this, but part of my reasoning behind it is, you know, you teach children that it's not appropriate for adults to touch them. And I feel that in a way that almost kind of sends like a mixed message, you know? Oh, so it is okay for the masseuse to touch my naked body, but it's not okay for like my PE coat, you know? Well, I think that without explanation, I think that you're definitely going to, well, yeah, I think that without explanation, if you're with mommy. You know what I mean? You got to think because I remember I was only like 11 or 12 and I was very aware that it was a professional situation. I was researching the career of a masseuse, like of a massage therapist. Like it wasn't like I wasn't knowing like what, you know, like adults aren't supposed to touch me and I don't, what is this woman doing? Like I was very smart. At 11, that's not really, shouldn't really be your choice. Like your parents should, you know. Yeah, and you know at 11 what is a normal part of a massage and what is not.
Text messages that we're getting. 10 is too young depending on what type of massage is being given. Full body, neck and hand, etc. It needs to be age appropriate. Good point. Mikey, massages are for stress. How much stress does your average 10-year-old have? Good point. I agree with that. I agree that massages are for stress, but I also think that massages are about pampering. And so if she wanted to go with mom to get pampered for the day, you know. Mikey, all this mother is doing is showing her daughter how to be spoiled. See, what about that? The whole spoiled aspect. It's just creepy and wrong. That's P1 Peaches. The line is ringing. Hey, guys, it's Dr. Wayne calling in. Good morning to you, too. Speaking of creepy. Thank you very much, Eddie. I appreciate the compliment. I am Dr. Wayne. I'm a registered massage therapist in Swedish and deep tissue massage and also a chiropractor here in the San Diego area. What's up? How old is Seth? Because I don't know if he wants to get any kind of a massage. The only reason I'm asking you this is I know that this weekend he was talking about having some back pain, not getting out of the house and whatnot. That's true.
And I thought, what better way to feel better, guy, than to come on in and step up onto the massage table and let old Dr. Wayne take away the pain. Dr. Wayne, you've made this, you know, you've given him this advice before. He actually took you up on it, but he went with a different doctor. So I hope that's okay. But thank you, though, for the advice. Why would he go to a different doctor if he got a guy here that'll be willing to do it for free? Well, I mean, his insurance is going to cover it. Yeah, it's covered by insurance. Well, I cover most insurances. What do you got there? I don't know. What's your insurance company? He's already got it. Which one do you guys have? Yep, I cover it. Oh, I thought you said something. Sorry about that. What do you guys use over there? I got that United Health. Yep, we cover that one. I haven't even said it. Sorry, what was it? I haven't even said it. But I know we cover that one for sure. Let me ask Peggy. Who's Peggy? Peggy? Yep, yep. Peggy's my secretary. She said that we cover that one. So all we'll have to do is take a photocopy of that with his driver's license and we will be good to go. But I tell you what, why don't you go ahead and fax the driver's license over now. No, no, Dr. Wayne. Dr. Wayne already has an appointment with another doctor. He's fine. He's taken care of. Thank you, though.
There is no reason that he needs to be going to another doctor. Why are you getting upset? It's okay. I'm only saying it because I don't trust these guys. Now, he could go in there and somebody might inappropriately touch Zeph. He's an adult. He knows the difference. You know full well he's only about 17 and a half. Have you seen that kid's body? Look at those abs. It's like he's an Abercrombie and bitch ad for crying out. Hold on a second. What's that, honey? Oh, sorry. My wife's in the background begging me to make love to her. You're at the office. You were just talking to Peggy. Oh, that's right. Well, I just married my secretary. I'm creeped out. I'd be happy to go by Zeth's place with beer in my Xbox and my massage table and make house calls. Bringing alcohol doesn't sound very professional, Dr. Wayne. Oh, no, it's not. It's for when we watch Gladiator movies right afterwards. Hello. Thanks, guys. That was a weird one. Massage therapist. P1 Gill is on the line. Gill, are you there? Yeah. What's going on? Hi, man. If the 10-year-old girl is hurt...
I had a friend who was a massage therapist, right? Yeah. And the girl, like, knew who this person was and understood what her job was about and all that. Right. I'd be cool if the mom was in the same room with a different lady and the little girl was, like, with the friend getting a massage and she knows who she is and everything's all right. That would be cool with me. But the whole pedophile thing still kind of freaks me out with a 10-year-old girl getting a massage. Now, would you feel that way if the kid was in the room with the mom? Well, yeah. For me, they'd both have to be in the same room, definitely. And the little girl would have to be with the family friend so that she's comfortable, you know? Yeah, yeah. Okay. But if it was just some random guy in a room with a 10-year-old girl, that's a little weird. Oh, yeah. I don't think that's appropriate in any way. Yeah. Anyway, thank you for the call. P1George is a massage therapist. George, are you there? What did you want to say?
It provides healing, relaxation, tranquility in the office. I think we get that. Hey, I think we get that. I don't think there's anybody listening right now that's never heard that. It's not like that's new news. Go ahead. I'm having a hard time hearing you. Say again? I said I'm having a hard time hearing you. Okay. Well, hey, call me back when you get a better connection. I want to talk to you. All right. Thanks. Yeah, I mean, listen, we all know it's relaxing. I mean, nobody's going to argue that. P1 Ham is on the line. Go ahead. Yes, we're listening. Do tell. I love you. I like ham. Let me lick the phone. Sky's trying to make a sandwich out of your phone call. Honestly, I don't think it's appropriate for a 10-year-old to get a massage because she's not that stressed out.
And it doesn't make any sense to me. What could she possibly be stressed out about? Well, what about if it's not about the stress, it's about just pampering? Why does she need to be pampered? She's 10 years old. She's getting pampered enough around the house, probably. Maybe, well, you said probably. What if it's her birthday? Why would she get a massage on her birthday? What is that for? Like, I don't understand. Pampering. Pampering? Yeah, her birthday. Stopped him. You know, it's her birthday. She's getting pampered. Okay, I totally understand that. But it leads to other things, too. She's 10 years old. Did I get it? Did I get him? Is he in? They're going to start, you know what I mean? She's going to say, hey, this massage feels good. I like it when people put hands on me this way. Then, you know what I mean? It leads to other things. Oh, so he's saying that the 10-year-old will be turned on and then want more turned on-ness? I won't say turned on. I would say more curious. More curious.
Man, that did not happen for me. Didn't happen for Ash. She was 12 years old. I mean, it was a 50-year-old woman. She was very professional, telling me exactly what she was doing with each movement, and it was in no way, like, sexual. There you go. Hey, everybody's different, though. For sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody's different. You actually have a good head on her shoulders. Oh, that is true. Thank you very much. Thank you for pointing out the obvious. P1 Brandy. Hi. Hi. I have a 10-year-old daughter, and on occasion I'll take her down with me to get a pedicure or a manicure. Not very often because exactly what you're saying, I think it would spoil her. So it's a special occasion. But as far as the massage goes, I think Skye is right that you're potentially crossing a line that I think at that age they need to be uncomfortable about anybody else touching their body. And I think it ought to be until they get much older.
I think it's almost desensitizing them to having other people touching their bodies. Which is the point that the guy before was making. You know, maybe it's making them think, hey, you know. Yeah. Stuff. This feels good. It's okay. Yeah. Hey, Mikey, you have to put yourself in the masseuse's position. Would you feel comfortable touching a child? Well. I know that this is a thing. I know that some of these ladies do this. They'll take their 10 or 11-year-old. In the proper environment, meaning you're with your mom and it's your birthday, I don't really see that it's something, you know, inappropriate. But I could be wrong. I don't know. Mikey, I think that's too mature for a 10-year-old. 10-year-old should be out pigging out on candy. Or playing with stuffed animals. The thing with kids nowadays is that they're growing up too fast and the parents don't know how to control them. That's true, man. Seeing kids walking around these days drinking their Starbucks. Right. With their cell phones. Yeah. That's crazy. You're 10. What are you drinking coffee for? Totally. Now, if we take that philosophy, what do you think would be good massage age? 16. 16's cool? 16th birthday, you get pampered massage. Sure. But I'd still want mom to be there. Yeah, yeah.
Even at 16, Eddie, mom has to be in the room. I think that's appropriate. Yeah. Mikey, I think massaging a 10-year-old is fine and there is nothing weird about it at all. That's signed P1 Michael Jackson. Wait a second. That's just flat out strange. 5701053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. Text or call. Back after this. Good morning, family. This. is the mikey show matthews battles tiago alvez michael visiting faces jason day brandon vera battles fabricio berdou nate marquartz takes on talus latus marcus davis goes against mike the ultimate fighting championship presents ufc 85 redlam from the o2 arena in london england this saturday night only on pay-per-view
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He's kind of a clown. Wow, why are you saying that? How? Wow. Because he says that. Have you seen his cha-cha? I have seen his cha-cha. You know, as you guys know, big fan of Dancing with the Stars. He was great, Mike. DWTS. If you ever say DWTS again. If you're a big fan, then that's what you call it. That's what you call it. I will hold you in high esteem. Thank you. This is what I will do. And thank you. You're welcome. P1, Stephanie, are you there? Yes, I'm there. She's a massage therapist. Oh. I have two children, a five-year-old and a seven-year-old little girl. I actually have four children, but the other ones are boys. And I would not, under any circumstances, give a 10-year-old a massage. I got my first massage when I was 16, and I think that's appropriate. I hear that Ashley was 12, and that just, I guess, depended on her. But I think anything under 12 is too young, and I think 16 is appropriate. I give my little girls massages at home, just little quick rubs on their necks and stuff. I would never give my kids a full-body massage, even though I'm their mom. I just think it's inappropriate. What would you do if a client came in with their 10-year-old and wanted to pay you to do it? I would say no. My nail technician refuses to do my daughters. My daughters want acrylic nails because I get them, and my daughters are way too young for that.
When they have dance recitals or we have a family portrait or something, I let them get the little manicures and the pedicures, and we do little mom spa day. That's it. It's not going any further than that. They're not getting facials. They can do all that stuff when they're teenagers and they've gone through puberty, and I'll do spa days with them when they're 16. I go to the little Vietnamese lady for my manis and pedis. Oh, really? Boy, it is just fantastic. Thank you. Nice night. The only thing is, is I always feel like they're talking smack behind my back. You never know. You never know. They're chatting while they're doing it, and I don't know what they're saying. You never know. You never know. Am I still on the line? Yes, you are. Am I sorry? Yes, I'm on the phone. My nail tech actually knows that. Her name is Joanna, and I guess she's known him since she was little. Oh, wow. She asked me because I told her I listened to you guys, and she goes, is he still on the show? And I said, I think so. You would never know. Is he still on the show? He's not sitting over there. I don't know any of this. I think he's home with back pain.
And she's not Vietnamese. She doesn't talk to me. Well, then she isn't a nail person. She isn't really a nail person. She doesn't know nails. Girl. Don't you want? Thank you for the call. You guys have a good day. You have a good day. That's what I'm saying. I got weird. It's a little over the side. Tatum O'Neal arrested yesterday on a drug bust. And it was crack cocaine. Yep, I guess she likes it. Well, crack is whack. Crack is whack. Definitely. Yeah, I guess it happened around 730 last night, you know, East Coast time. And she was on the lower east side of Manhattan and was seen purchasing crack cocaine from a drug dealer. She was charged with criminal possession of a controlled substance and is scheduled to be arraigned today. Do you think John McEnroe was mad? That is a good question. That is a good question. They were mad. That is a far out question. We all have kids together. That's true. Saturday, dude. Manny hit his career home run 500, then hit 501 yesterday. Wow.
Isn't that exciting? Really exciting. Manny Ramirez. You're okay, man. Sorry. Sorry, guys. I threw up. I am on an empty stomach. You should eat something before you take them. You take them. No, I'm not taking them. Take them. No, I'm not taking them. Ashley Simpson-Wentz has canceled her... What's the deal? I'm just telling a story. I'm giving a story, that's all. Ashley Simpson-Wentz has... No, but that's what her name is. You've got to say what her name is. She's married.
She's married. That's our new legal name. She's pregnant. That's right. You're saying that's why she got married? Yes. I don't know if that's true. Maybe she was in love. It just happened to be a coincidence. You don't know. She canceled her summer tour, Eddie. Oh, well, now what am I doing? I know. Now what are you doing? Those second row things. Oh, no. And turn them to the point of purchase. Oh, good. Is that what you do? You take them to the point of purchase? I wanted top notch seats. That's right. But don't worry, everybody. She says that she'll be back better than ever and ready to rock in the future. She's crazy. She's crazy because she wants to rock in the future? Or she's crazy because her name is Ashley Simpson Wentz? She's crazy. because she's 23 years old and she's putting her career, which is skyrocketing in this album, which got really great reviews in the tour on hold. I'm the only one allowed to have baby scared around here. On hold. I mean, she's going to be, by the time the tour hits, like six months pregnant. You want her to, you know. No, I know. Get out there and shake your baby maker. And your baby. That's right. Shake your baby. I think it's interesting this path she's taking. I do too.
But whatever. You should write her a letter, Ash. Please stand. Write her a really long letter on yellow legal binder pad. Strongly worded. Strongly worded. Yes. I believe that you should compose a strongly worded email. I don't care. And send it to Ashley Simpson Wentz. Saying that makes me crazy. Disturbed. Are you on birth control or are you sticking with confidence? What do you think? Neither. Neither. Sean went to a Japanese market over the weekend. Of course he did. Of course. He was out of Calpico. He had to get more Calpico. Had to get more of my... This time he tried lychee flavor. What is... What? Lychee. That was the guy that used to run the roach coach in San Jose, right? No, that was Cocochi. Cocochi. Cocochi. Yeah. But, yeah, he went and got some of the lychee flavor. Like lychee. That is disgusting. It is not disgusting. It's very good, actually.
That's a fruit. No, it isn't, guys. It's like an exotic fruit. No, lychee is those things you stick on yourself when you've got a blood disease and they suck your blood out. Oh, that's even worse. Little fruits. Oh, they're gross. I believe the proper terminology, Sean, is homosexual and you shouldn't be on the air just saying that. Thank you. Thank you. Sean at the Japanese market also got some chocolate covered green tea candies that were really good. Oh, they're so good, man. They take like green tea powder and they like make it into this paste and then they form it into cubes and then they put like cocoa powder on the outside. Chewy or hard? Hey, Sean, did you know? They like melt in your mouth. They're so good. Hey, Sean, do you realize that you can get like a Kit Kat? Yeah.
It's available at all supermarkets. They do have green tea Kit Kats there as well. What? That's not true. It is true. It is true. It's absolutely true. That is not true. I'm not a liar. They have green tea Kit Kats there. Give me a break. Give me a break. Eddie, why don't you ask Sean about going to this Manju shop, okay, and getting some red bean cakes. Oh. Different. And mochi stuffed with red bean. I don't know what any of that is. What the heck are you saying? Why wouldn't you, I mean. Red bean cakes. Like rice cakes? If you go to the Japanese market, you've got to go to the manju shop. You always have to go. The manju. I don't know what that is. Manju shop. Is he speaking English? It's where they make like sweets, you know. Is that like the bakery section? Kind of, yeah.
Yeah, it's kind of like that. Although it's more like... Sean, red bean cakes don't sound like... Confections. That doesn't sound... Like red beans? Like real red beans? You mean like... They take red beans and they grind them into a paste and they add a little bit of sugar and some other sweeteners. Turd. It's called turd. The sweetener is called turd. No, it's not. You can go to Krispy Kremes. I mean, why would you... Yeah. You're in America, bro. You don't have to eat that joke. Yeah, that red bean cake is not necessary. And then they take rice and they pulverize the rice. And they add gelatin to it. And so it makes it sort of like... Grosser? No, no, no. It's sort of this rubbery sort of exterior. And they put the red bean inside and then they wrap it all up. So good. What would you say it tastes like, Sean? Oh, no. My feet. I would say it tastes, you are an idiot. It's a lot like the inside of a belly button. No, it's not. No, it's not. Tastes like a tauntaun. I don't know what that is. If a tauntaun was sweet and delicious. I thought they smelled bad on the outside. Yeah. For someone who might want to try it. It's like Bigfoot's diaper. He wore a diaper? Yeah, you didn't know that? I didn't know that. Is it like a rice cake, but sweet?
Yeah, it's kind of like a rice cake, and it's got the red bean stuffing inside, and it's slightly sweet. It's really good. How can you say it's gross when you haven't even tried it? Because it's beans that are slightly sweet. I'd try it. It's slightly sweet. Thank you. Well, they don't want to make it too sweet. That would be gross. Of course. Yeah, that would be gross. Of course. Yep, yep. Barack Obama's... resigned from his church in Chicago. Oh, wow. He's had enough. Yeah, he finally resigned. Cut 41. Michelle and I told Reverend Otis Moss that we were withdrawing as members of Trinity. It's a decision that Michelle and I had discussed for quite some time after the National Press Club episode. I had discussed it with Reverend Moss. We had prayed on it. We had consulted with a number of friends and family members who were also connected to the church. And so this is not a decision I come to lightly. And frankly, it's one that I make with some sadness.
Well, we all remember the stuff that the former pastor, Reverend Jeremiah Wright, said that caused a lot of hubbub. And then I guess recently they had a Catholic priest come in, and he was a guest speaker at their church. And he started saying stuff about Hillary Clinton, about how Hillary believed she was entitled to be president because she's white, and pretended to be crying over, quote, a black man stealing her show, and then started to imitate Hillary. Oh, man. Yeah, and so I guess that... That all sounds just perfect. Yeah, that was it for Barack. It's the death church jam. That's right. What's his name? Something Simmons? Russell. Russell Simmons. Ashley went shopping this weekend. She's redefining her wardrobe. Eddie's immediately giving me the break signal. But Mike was right in the middle. I know. I had just started to say, though, Eddie. I was just starting to tell you that she just got a new wardrobe. I'd like to hear about this. Eddie's tapping his watch, but he doesn't have a watch on. That's the weird thing. That is strange. Eddie's winding his watch, but there's no watch on. Ash, what are we going for? Is it a different... What is the look we're really... What, my new wardrobe? I'm interested to see kind of where she is in terms of her look.
Are we leaving classy fun? You want me to listen, guys? This deal is like... What's that voice? I love it. It's her Georgetown voice. Going into the spring-summer boardroom and I'm realizing my clothes selection that I have on deck is not me anymore. I'm not comfortable. It's too short. It's too tight. It's too... Revealing, I feel like I'm 15 wearing these clothes. So I just feel like it's time that I, you know, up to auntie. And I'm pregnant. Yeah, guys, I got a moomoo and some sweats. What do you think? So I'm just, you know, going forward. Or a more, like, kind of a mature, classy angle that I feel more comfortable in. Yeah, you know. I mean, I'm about to turn quarter of a century old, so I'm getting up there, and it's time that I be, you know, acting the part of my age. That's right. So, you know, sweatshirts and track pants. I love it. So I got tons of cute clothes from this awesome store, Ladies Fresh on Garnett. It's like H&M.
But right there on Garnett. I know H&M just came out in fashion. Strong break signs. For the PB girls, fresh on Garnett. Paula. What did you say, Sean? What? Also shopping at Pee in the Pod. I am not. How dare you even know that? I know, right? Ash, are you wearing new stuff right now? No. No. No, not today. All right, because I thought that, you know, she's wearing a bikini today, which is why I was like, wait a minute. Our text number is 35253. Our phone number is 570-1053. We're going to do P1 trivia coming up. Selena Jolie's people are saying she did not give birth. I mean, what will they deny? Will they deny anything? She's not married. She's not with Brad Pitt. She was never pregnant, they say. That's crazy. You know? She's not even an actress. She's not even an actress. I have no knowledge of her being an actress. You guys sound like whining little kids.
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I once kicked a doctor in the face. Boston Rob. I'll support him for my whole life. I'll bleed for him. I don't care. I love my team. And Ashley. Not many things annoy me at all. The Mikey Show's on. Rock, rock, rock. 105.3. It's the Mikey Show at 919. A fire broke out yesterday morning at Universal Studios, destroying some sets, exhibits, and videos. Mark Pryor's season is over before it started. He's going to have to have season-ending shoulder surgery. Friday night, June 13th at 7.30 p.m., I want to invite people to a benefit that's going to be going on for a friend of mine who has acute myeloid leukemia. And his name is Jerry. And Jerry's a really cool guy. And some of you know Jerry. His name is Jerry Hurd. And there's a website that you go to if you want to learn more about him. It's called Jammin, J-A-M-M-I-N, the number four, Jerry. So Jammin for Jerry. Yeah, it's really, it's going to be a neat thing. You know, he is a triplet. And so he's got a brother and a sister. They were all born together. And I know his brother, Adam.
Here's the deal. He has this myeloid leukemia. His sister is a match for bone marrow. And so they're going to do a bone marrow transplant for him. The money that they're trying to raise is going to cover these medical bills. There's been a lot of debt that's incurred since he's been in the hospital. And the money that's raised is going to go to a fund that's set up for his recovery. Donations are not tax deductible because it would have taken a long amount. It would have taken longer than. They have to get this thing going. Tickets are $35 for single, $60 for couples. And again, go to jamminforjerry.com. I'm going to be there and I'm going to be part of an MC thing that's going on. You can, if you buy the tickets, by the way, it's going to be at the Tin Fish downtown San Diego. And which is a really cool place I hear. And I've seen it online. I've seen the pictures of it online. Friday night, June 13th, 730. And these are some of the things that they're going to be raffling off that night. Bunch of Quicksilver and Volcom and DC gear, clothing and accessories. They've also got a live auction with everything from Padres memorabilia to Sector 9 skateboards. They've got a timeshare up in Tahoe for a week, timeshare up in Big Bear for a week. Lots of other cool stuff that's going to be coming out. So if you are interested in this, then please go to the website.
It's jamminforjerry.com, J-A-M-M-I-N, the number four, jerry.com. Can we donate? If we can't go, can we just donate? Absolutely, man, and they're really looking for that. They even have a PayPal thing that's set up there. Oh, perfect. And so, which my dad just got on PayPal. I'm going to tell him, hey, Dad, you should try this out. There you go. But, yeah, they would really, really love donations. And there's even a section where you can make donations in increments of $5. That's great. So jammin4jerry.com. And I will see you out there at the event. I'll be there Friday night, June 13th, 730 at Tin Fish. And I would love to see everybody come down and check it out. Mikey, did you guys hear about Sean Merriman's performance at the WWE One Night Stand? What? What is that? He hit Chavo Guerrero with a Singapore cane. Get out of here. That's P1 scary. Eddie, what did that mean? I don't know what any of that meant. I do not know what that meant. Last night, their big pay-per-view was here in San Diego. So I guess Sean was there. And there was a match where, I guess, a Singapore cane was involved. And apparently Sean... So they take a cane, like a cane from Singapore, and they hit you with it?
like put it up on the pole. Right. And you got to climb up and get it. And whoever gets first can use it. Oh my gosh. I bet that hurts. Let's call Sean and ask him. Yeah. Let's get Sean Merriman on the line. That's crazy. I want to know. Mikey. Hey, Sean needs to get out of my market. And yes, we are talking smack at the checkout line about your furriness in Japanese. That's P12 hip nip. By the way, just to let you guys know, Sean is currently eating something right now called cream bread. Oh, it's so good, man. Cream bread? Yeah, dude. Check it out. Doesn't that look great? Cream bread. So good. Look at all the Japanese writing. How do you even know what that is, Sean? Yeah, Sean, how did you know when you bought that it doesn't say anything in English? Oh, gross. Wow.
Ah, delicious. Bread with little tentacles sticking out of it. No, it's not. No, no, no. That's something else. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Skye, what was the big winners and losers at the box office this weekend? All right. Number three this weekend was that creepy movie The Strangers with Liv Tyler making $20.7 million. I didn't see that. Number two was Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull making $46 million. Wow. So it was only number one for a week? That's bad. That is bad, especially for a movie like that. Number one, of course, was Sex and the City. 55.7 million. What? You didn't expect it? Oh, I did. Cut 69. Oh, I remember that smile. Who's the guy? He wants me to meet him for drinks. At 11.30? Oh, that's a booty call. No, it's not. He's a waiter. He's just going to work. Louise, now I may not get texts. I may not send texts. But trust me, the subtext of that text, bootay. I get it. Clever. I don't speak that language. Ashley? Yeah. Did that sound great to you? That's Jennifer Hudson, right? Yes. Yeah.
I didn't like her in the movie. Wait, you saw the movie? Yeah. Oh, no. Most definitely I saw the movie. I want to review. I'd be happy to. I saw the movie. Most definitely. I don't know one friend of mine or anybody that I know that's a female, besides, except for maybe Skye, that did not go and see it this weekend. My sister, my friend Kaylee, my boyfriend's sister, like everybody that I know went. And loved it. And loved it. You liked it too. You didn't say any male names in that. No guys. No guys. When you were in the theater, were there guys there? Oh, you know they were with their chicks, right? I think. Well, I got there late, so it was already dark. What else is new? Right. Actually shows up late to everything. I do. It's really, it's standard. I want to hear all about it. Oh, I don't want to hear like plot line. I want to hear all about it. I've heard all we need to know. No. Sky, what else do you want to know? Was everybody true to the series? Did you feel like it picked up right where it left off? What was the problem with Jennifer Hudson? Terrible actress. I don't know why everyone thinks she's so great. Wasn't she Oscar nominated? She's really bad. She won an Oscar? She was. She won an Oscar. She's real bad. She's an extreme. Can you hear her in that clip? I thought she sounded better than Sarah Jessica Parker in terms of acting. See, I'm a huge surgeon.
You are so racist. I'll tell you, I can't get her off of these black actors, you know? She's always on their back. Denzel, Cuba Gooding, she's just all in the haterade. That's right. I'm not, though. I'm not at all. In fact, you know, Jennifer Hudson, like I said, maybe it irritated me because she is not in the original cast, you know? So I wasn't used to her banter with Carrie and whatever, but I just thought she was a little bit, she overdid it a little. A little forced. What is she supposed, like who is, who is she? She's a, Carrie Bradshaw's personal assistant. Oh. So, um, that was whatever. Relatable. Yeah, we can all relate to that, right? Yep. You know it. What's your assistant like, Rob? Yeah. Oh. Whatever. Like, how many movies are relatable? Sleepy. Sleepy. Back pain. Slouchy. Slouchy. Always bringing his dog. Mumbles a lot. Yeah. Well, yeah, Rebecca's going to see that tonight. Oh, no. It was really good because, Skye, like you were saying, you know, does it pick up where it left off from the series? And is it cheesy? Is it over the top? Is it what we expected? Is it not what we expected? Who cares?
Every girl and woman in America cares, Mike. I guess, man. It's all of the above. It's exactly what a Sex and the City fan person would want out of the movie. But at the same time, it's not forced. I've heard them say this enough about our movies. So I'm going to say it. It really is. This Sex and the City, and I'm being honest, it sounds so stupid. I agree. It sounds so dumb. How would you want to sit through that? Dude, the whole story idea sounds so phony and fake. Who would want to sit through that? Whatever. So dumb. But women, my wife, she loves it. I would rather put my balls in a blender. Yeah, well. You might want to see that. Yeah, I think you're lying. I don't care. Puree. Puree. I don't care. I would rather do that. Puree. Yes. Wow. Mikey Show. Hi. I just wanted to say to Ashley and Skye that I'm a chick and I will never go see that movie. Yes. Oh, you're so cool. You're in the box club. You're the best. And he likes you and then you're cool now. Gosh, I wish we all could be like you. You're so cool. Can you imagine how big...
That chick's face is going to be on that screen. He doesn't. Rob doesn't like Sarah Jessica Parker. She looked great. He says that her face is shaped like a foot. It is. Her body is big. Tyrannosaurus Rex pig. Her chin is the heel. Like, just look at it. Mikey Show. Look at it. Hello. It's scary. Hi. I was just calling to say that there should be a bylaw for the man code. specially made for that movie. Yeah? And what is it? Not see it. Thou shalt not see Sex in the City unless your girlfriend is with you or at least a cute girl in the first place. I don't think even then. No. It's so not worth it. Mikey Show. Mikey, if you want to find us, what's that? What's up, dude? Not much. Just wanted to comment on Sex in the City. Yes. I am a guy, Eddie. I'm sorry, but I do own... Don't do this. Oh, no. I like you. Hey, I'd like to hear what you said. You own all. You wear the sports jerseys. I like you. I want to see what he has to say. Don't you say it. Don't you do it. And I'm sorry, and I'm sorry to ruin my image, but I do own all six seasons on DVD. And I did go to see Sex and City with my girlfriend.
How good was it, right? It's so ladylike, that movie. It's so ladylike. It's not that ladylike. How do you relate to the shoes? Isn't that what it is? Isn't it all girls' humor? It's not that ladylike. It's a story about relationships, mainly. From a woman's point of view. Yeah, isn't it? We don't get it. Well, we see all your dude movies. Why is this so crazy? Iron Man, Indiana Jones, No Country for All Men. Yeah, you know what? You'd probably like sex in the city. You probably would. See, at least I'd give things a try. I can't do it. That's what I'm all about, trying new things. It sounds like... Skye, how did you just say that, though? How dare she? That took a lot of rocks. It was so smooth, Skye. Thank you, thank you. It was so good. You're the worst. Awful. Right in there. You didn't even see it. Who sent me that instant message? That came from Zeth. That's not... Good. Not cool. Not cool. Did you send it to Sky, too? Yes, he did. Not very nice. Not a very nice website. It's a make fun of Sarah Jessica Parker's site, which is ridiculous. Yeah, it's pictures of her side by side with forced faces. That's terrible. You want it, Eddie? Terrible. I'd rather not. Put down the hater rate. Sean, please stop playing that. Our phone number is 570-1053.
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B-Rob the Majestical. Oh, I like it. Did you say you were B? I want to change it to B-Rob the Majestical. And Ashley. What do you think? I am an idiot over here? Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. Welcome back. It is 9.39. The winning Super Lotto Plus ticket worth 40 million bucks was sold in Vista. Kyle Busch is... dominating in NASCAR. He won again, this time at Dover. 570-1053 is our phone number. And our text number is 35253. Welcome back to the show. Eddie, did you see that CBS MMA thing that was coming on Saturday? Let's talk about it. I would like to. Oh, no. I've got a lot of thoughts and feelings. Because it's the first time right on network television they were going to have MMA. Yeah.
I am, you know, as a proponent of MMA, as a fan of MMA, I was very, very disappointed. Really? Yes. And the reason why I was disappointed is it wasn't the UFC. This should have been the UFC on network television for the first time. They're the biggest. It kind of reminded me of the USFL or XFL trying to compete with the NFL. It was a joke. They spent the first 20 minutes explaining what MMA is. And I'm like, I kind of get it if you want to broaden your base. But they could have done it a lot quicker and a lot more entertaining. The fights were okay. They had one fight. And like the best fight, the championship fight that they had, the referee stopped it. Or the doctor called it because he got poked. One of the guys got poked in the eye. And they said, the referee said, all right, you got five minutes to recover. And he was like, okay. The doctor came in and said, no, the fight's over. And the guy was like, what? What time of night was this? Nine o'clock. And it was supposed to go from nine to 11. And the fights didn't end until almost midnight. So they didn't time it out right, which I was saying in the beginning. I'm like.
how are they going to have five fights in two hours? And then they didn't start it until half an hour in was the first fight. Kimbo looked like garbage. Really? Yeah, he gassed in like 30 seconds and was tired, and he ended up winning. And the guy he fought had a Chinese dumpling for an ear. It was filled with just like... Imagine a Chinese dumpling. That's so disgusting. It was filled with blood and stuff. That is a great visual. The size of a racquetball. He gets hit in the ear and it explodes. No, it did not. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. So they're trying to get a broad audience and they're showing this guy with his Chinese dumpling blood hair. Come on, broads aren't going to watch that. That's only for guys, right? Give me a break. It was rough. And just the quality of it wasn't very good. I was not impressed at all. Wow. Although my girl Gina Carano won. Gina Carano. I heard that was a good fight. Chicks were fighting in MMA. Yeah. Crush from American Gladiators is an MMA fighter. Get out of here. And she competed. Didn't make weight, which is another annoying thing. You're like, nothing went right. Nothing went right for these idiots. But they get. And it was just. Idiots. Yeah. I mean, overall, I was pretty disappointed in the actual.
entertainment level of it. Here is the big question, Eddie. Will you watch it again? I'm going to watch any MMA that goes on. I'm more concerned about what the general public thinks. I'll watch it on any channel. It doesn't matter to me. What if it was on a South Korean satellite channel? If I got that channel, I would watch it. I, as an MMA fan, wanted this to be successful. it would broaden the sport and UFC could get a network contract and things like that. And I was cringing the entire time. Like, oh, this is not good. What if it was MMA on television, but you had to watch it at a Latina women over 40s benefit concert with Melissa Etheridge? I don't know. I don't know. Then what would you do? Would you watch it then? Would you still watch it? Would you still watch it? Well, you know, there's a television there at the benefit. And so, yes, you're going to get to see the MMA there on the television. But in the background is Melissa Etheridge at a Latina women's over 40 benefit concert. You know, and they're raising money for women over 40 that are Latina. What would you do then? You would watch it still. I would watch it no matter what. What if.
It was at Jason Ostell's house. Oh. Who? It was wintertime. You're in the jacuzzi, but the jacuzzi's broken, so it's cold water bubbling. And Jason Ostell's on vacation. It's like, where's Jason even? I'm here at Jason Ostell's house. So he's there solo. I'm just here. Sitting in cold water. But MMA TV. I'm chilling in that jacuzzi, bro. You're in. You're in the cold jacuzzi. Watching it. Jason Ostell's house. Sounds like I haven't been there before. Wait a sec. I don't know what that means. I don't either, but it weirded me out. Wait. Do you know who it is? Why did you make that sound then, Skye? So weird. Skye put her bottom up to the microphone. Drop trial. I would never do any such. So immature. So immature. Grow up. It's not why it's a windscreen. It's not why it's a windscreen. No. What? 570-1053. We're looking for two people to compete in Mikey Show Trivia. How well do you know the show? And, you know, what can you answer? It's just like the DCC, the Dumb Chick Challenge. It works like this. You try to get five points, and you do it through one, two, and three-point questions. Ones are easy. Threes are a little bit tougher. Get to come in, hang out. Look at time. It's real nice. Eat some food. That's right. Backstage pass. Give you a backstage pass. Awesome.
I was thinking about it. I was like, man, if we could have any studio available, you know, like if we could have any studio design a studio for ourselves, I would allow more people than just one or two people. I'd have like an area where you could be, you know. Like a sun porch? Yeah, well, like a sun porch, you know. Like the dog pound, Mike? Yeah, like the dog pound. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Please, please don't. Like Arsenio, you know. That'd be sick. Let's go to the dog pound. No. Or be just like that. I think a sun porch is better. P1 Scuba Steve is on the line. Oh, I love it. What's going on, Mikey? What's going on, dude? Oh, not much. Ready to win. Cool, man. How old are you? 19. All right. What do you do for a living? I'm going to college and I work at Crate and Barrel. All right. And how long have you been listening to the show? One year. All right. One year. It's going to be tough for you, bro. I'm going to tell you right now. It's tough. I'll manage. All right. Let's get your opponent on the line and see how much he knows. P1 Steve. Yeah. How are you doing? Oh, dueling Steve. Scuba Steve versus Steve. Oh, wow. This is crazy. Steve versus Steve. It's like man versus wild. That's crazy. Except they're the same word. Yeah. So it's pretty much just like that, but just not the same word. No way, Jose. I get it. Steve? Yeah. How old are you? I'm 34. All right. You got him an experience then. How long have you been listening? About a year now. All right. Ooh, look at you guys. Oh, hello. He's been Steven. Wow.
Even Steven. How about that? Let's get it. We will begin with Crate and Barrel Steve. All right, brother. Are you ready? Two-pointer. Nice. Your two-point question is, what show member has recently taken up? Golf. Ashley. That is incorrect. Boston Rob. I even thought it was me. You did? Yeah. But you haven't. But you haven't really. I know, and that's why I was like. Well, she's got the polo, the pink polo. Yeah, but she doesn't actually golf. No. She just stays in the golf cart. Yeah, I didn't though. I do. Boston Rob, he golfs on Vicodin. Oh, yeah. Awesome, man. That's right. Drive around and chase the gnomes. That's right. What? Okay. P1 Steve. Yeah, give me two. You got it. I'm trying to decide here. Uh-oh. Decide. What is the name of Ashley's boyfriend? Mark. That is correct. Very well-known. I love you, Mark. I love you, Mark. Scuba Steve. I'll go for it, too, Mike. All right. You got to catch up. I'll make it. Who was Eddie's geisha girl in the sumo challenge? That would be Skye. That would be correct. That would be correct. Scuba Steve. Even though she dishonored me a little bit. Sorry, sorry, sorry. No, wait. I thought I dishonored you. I thought it is back to Scuba Steve.
No? No, Scuba Steve. I don't mind. Scuba Steve's Crate and Barrel Steve. They're the same Steve. Okay. The other one is just Plain Steve. Plain Steve and Plain White Tea Steve. Ordinary Steve. Yes, we got Plain White Tea Steve. And we have Scuba Steve. Give me another two, Mikey. Okay, you got it. Oh, the old Skystrand. Yep, it's a good one. That seems to work for her. Yep, see? Catching on. What is the name of the chiropractor that calls in and is obsessed with Zeth? Dr. Greg. That. Is incorrect. I like that. It's actually Dr. Wayne. That's his brother. Yes, Dr. Greg is his brother. Scuba Steve. Let's wrap it up with a three. Holy moly. A three-pointer. Guy wants a three-pointer. Here is your three-point question.
What is the name of the TV show that Sean likes to reference involving an insurance investigator? Banana check? Oh, my God. Did he just say banana check? Yes, he did. That's so right. Banana check. Give it to him. Give it to him. That's incorrect, but it's the funniest thing I've ever heard. From now on, it will always be banana check. Banana check. Yes, that is awesome. No, it will not be that. No. Sean, you watch Banana Check. You are Banana Check. Yeah, you're so Banana Check. Banana Check. Banana Check is the name of it. No, it's Banana Check. Banana Check. Shut up. I'm not going to fall for no Banana Check in the tailpipe. P1 Steve. Another two, Mikey. Another two-pointer. What's the score? What's the score? It's two to two. Banana Check. It's what? Two to two. Peachy Mason. Steve, your two-point question is... Who on the show says that something is... Ashley. Incorrect. Actually, Eddie. And Eddie, what do you say? It's a what? It is the... It's Eddie that says it. Scuba Steve. I'll take a two this time. You got it. Banana check. Say it. Yeah. Scuba Steve. Banana check.
Who on this show is the master of passive aggression? That would be Sky. That is correct. That is so true. It has not been proven. Guy needs one more point and that's it. This is a good game. Yeah, it is. Very good. P1 Scuba? No. P1 Ordinary Steve. Delilah. P1 Plain White Steve. Never put two people with the same name. Never do that to me. I thought Mike would be able to handle it. Are you kidding? Why did you think that? What have I ever done to make you think that? Steve, you just need one more point, right? No. He only has two points. I mean, yeah. This is awesome. Which Steve are we talking to? What do you want then? Give me a three. Okay, fine. Trying to go for the win. That's crazy. The answer to this question was on the show today. Banana check.
Banana check. Shut up. What is the name of the milky Japanese drink that Sean loves? Great question. Just the word disgusting will probably jar your memory. Banana check, Mike? Creamy banana check. That's definitely a flavor. Say again. Is it Colby? It is not Culpey. Actually, the drink is very Culpey, but it's... It doesn't even mean it. It's actually Calpico is the name of that. It's very delicious. Disgusting stuff. Culpey. Culpey banana check. He drinks Culpey. All right, Crack and Barrel Steve. I'll take a one, Mike. You got it. A one? If he gets a one, does he win? Yes. Thank God. Thank you for explaining the game.
Where was the 2008 P1 sticker strike? Qualcomm Stadium. That, sir, is correct. This guy's holding up the score. The official scorecard, Mike? The scorecard is? Wow, official. That looks official. P1 Crate and Barrel 5? P1 Banana Check. P1 Banana Check 9. Shut up. There is no Banana Check. Yeah, Banana Check. Don't say it. He's an investigator. Yes, he is. He investigates rotten fruit. That's right. And he sails at Starship Enterprise all over the place. Both of you get to come in. You're both very nice people. You're both very nice people. Hang on the line, Steves. The two Steves. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. Are we there yet, Booth? Security! That was close. Everyone's trying to get to the new Disney attraction, Toy Story Mania. All right, Space Rangers, there it is. It's the action-packed adventure where you and your friends can compete for points. Carnivores versus pork bellies? You're on, old school. Toss some pies. Grow some eggs. Beat some friends. Oh, yeah? It's a fun-filled free-for-all in 4D. 4D? Which is one better than 3D. New Toy Story Mania.
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All right, let's just listen. He likes MMA. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? That's what I'm saying. The news today, kind of boring. Except for this. I just found out Bo Diddley died. What? Whoa. I love him. That's crazy. Bo Diddley. Yeah, 79 years old, died of heart failure in his home in Florida. Let's see if we have any Bo Diddley. I've met him. You did? Yeah. Oh. He was at a friend of mine funeral. Really? Mm-hmm. Let's see. Awesome hats. The guy wears the best hats. This is Bo Diddley. Who made that more famous later?
Was it like... George Thurgood. Yes. Yes. Guy that brought us that. Never heard of him. So George Thurgood died. No. No, no, no. It's the guy that wrote George Thurgood's big hit, Who Do You Love? Right. I'll confuse it even more if you'd like. No, no, please. No, no, no. Deal with this. Courtney Love's looking for a new bass player. Oh, boy. Yep. What do you think about that? Why? Yep, dudes only. Dudes only are allowed. She says her original choice of a bass player is now playing with gold fraps, so she needs to find a new bass player.
And she says she doesn't care if you're from Iceland, as long as you can play brilliantly. She says some music to listen to. And if you can keep up and feel the vibe of the second or third Zeppelin album. Oh, shut up. Nirvana's Nevermind. Because that's what she does. Then get back to her. Steals it. David Draymond, the lead singer of Disturbed, he says that they like to keep politics out of the concerts. Yeah, he has a lot of strong opinions on the war in Iraq and, you know, the presidential race. Don't talk about it at your show. Yeah, but he says he'll keep it hush. Play the music. Cut 58. I'm the one to preach, and that's not why I go up there. To encourage a little bit of patriotism, to remember the troops, to do things like that, that's synonymous with who we are and what we do. To get into things a little bit more than just opinion-based that are maybe a little bit more political, it's not really the place, I feel, of a frontman to do during the show. Tell Bono. Call Eddie better.
Well, the whole vibe is supposed to be we're, you know, having a good time. And he's like, and all the children dying and the thing. And you're like, oh, man. And she does stuff in mysterious ways. Yeah. She does stuff in mysterious ways. It's all right. It's all right. No, no, no. She does stuff in mysterious ways. Awesome. Good song. Keep going. I love those stuff with mysterious waves. Where the streets are all right, dude. That is a good song. Where the streets are all right. Where the streets are all right. Keep filling them up.
With champagne. With champagne. Has Mike been dipping into Rob's pillbox? And when you are free. What? I'll be there with you. You're all named Tattoo. I don't think that's... Isn't that how it goes? That song? Where the streets all trip out and stuff. Alright. Still off key. Let's see. Charlie Sheen got married Friday night. Yep. Who did he marry? Why does he bother? A real estate investor. Her name is Brooke Mueller. They got married Friday night. No. A small ceremony in Beverly Hills. Great. There it is. Radiohead and Prince are in an online copyright disagreement. Wow. Wow. Wow. Okay, so Prince, at the Coachella Festival, while performing, did a cover of the Radiohead song, Creep. And Radiohead did Cranberry Beret, and Prince got mad. Cranberry Beret. She wore a cranberry beret. The kind you find when you're shopping at the store. The cranberry beret.
It's a good song, Sky. Anyway, back in reality, so Prince did a cover of Creep at Coachella. Love that song. So good. People in the audience took video of it with their cell phones and stuff and then put it on YouTube. Well, then Prince's record label contacted YouTube and said, that's copyright infringement for you to post that. Take it down. Well, Radiohead doesn't want it taken down. It's since been taken down, and Radiohead said... If it's copyright infringement against anybody, it's us. It's our song. Prince has no copyright entitlement to this song. So now Radiohead wants the video put back up on YouTube, and Prince doesn't want it up on YouTube. So I don't know who's going to win that one, but I think Radiohead has the legal rights there. Dude, that is seriously one of the stranger, like, I did not expect to hear you say that. By the way, the Ashley Simpson-Wentz concert is still canceled for the tour. I'm just saying, you know. That's her name, though. No, it isn't. Gotta go by that. In Portugal, the crowd was really underwhelmed at the Amy Winehouse performance.
is a mess. I mean, you know, first of all, her performance was just so apathetic. She was distracted, fiddling around, talking to the band, you know, not paying attention, didn't do an encore, left without speaking to the media, but also she had a bandage. Sounds like Zeph. She had a bandage on her right hand. She had cuts. all over her left arm. And then she has some crazy, creepy, sore thing all over her neck. On her neck? Yeah. Cuts on her arm, bandaged hand, junk on her neck. When it's that messed up, you should be able to drag somebody in to get help. Yeah, right? It's bad. Yes. Yeah. Singing that LT song. Everybody. Let's get some roids. No, runs. I mean, hemorrhoids. Let's get some hemorrhoids. Everybody. Wang Chong. Everybody. Everybody Wang Chong tonight. Come on. So 50 Cent's house got burnt down.
Is it his house or is it somebody else's house? No way, Jose. It's his house, but his ex-girlfriend and his son with the ex-girlfriend have been living in the house for many years. It had recently become part of a court battle when 50 tried to evict her or else get her to start paying about $5,000 a month in rent for the house. Well, she filed a lawsuit against 50 saying that he had promised to put all or part of the house in her name. So there had been this ongoing battle over this house between 50 and his ex-girlfriend. Well, come Friday, she woke up to something being thrown in the window, which set the house on fire. They were trapped in the second story. And luckily, like an off-duty policeman was driving by at the time, saw the flames, and they jumped like off the roof. And this dude like caught them and saved them. And 50's ex-girlfriend is going around saying that it is 50 and his crew who did it. 50's lawyer is saying, hey, my client was on location shooting a movie in Louisiana. He has nothing to do with this. I think it's despicable for her to say that he had any part in it.
But she claims that it is definitely 50 who tried to burn the house down with her and his son inside of it. I wouldn't say anything about that guy. I don't know nothing about him. No way, Jose. I don't know any of that. Turkey. And the fire department definitely calls the fire suspicious, but they still are investigating. They put it out with vitamin water. That's right. They had a big vitamin water truck there. They sprayed it. I love that commercial. That's right. Hey, what's up with this La Mesa? They found this lady dead in the La Mesa house and stuff, and then they think they identify. Yeah, you know, the details I got early this morning, I don't know if anything has been released since. I read about it early this morning, but basically late on Saturday, about 10 o'clock at night, sheriff's deputies were responding to a panic alarm in a home in Lakeside. What is that? A panic alarm. I don't know if that's on the, you know, your home alarm system. You know, you can, like, hit a button to contact the authorities. Right. I didn't know that. Yeah. Or that's what I assume it is. I think that's right. Yeah.
So anyway, so when the police showed up, they found the back door to the home unlocked. So they went in and found a 51-year-old woman dead in the bedroom. And a man, a 52-year-old man with a gunshot wound to his upper abdomen, he was also in that same room. So at the time that I read this early this morning, they say investigators weren't saying whether the two were attacked by an intruder or if maybe the wounds were self-inflicted by one person. They're still investigating, but very creepy. The number of people running out of gas is up 15%. Right. She don't want to go to the gas station yet. Because it's so much money, you're like, I'll put it off. I'll put it off. You can make it. And they also think that people, instead of going to the gas station and filling up their tank, they're going in and putting in one gallon or two gallons of gas. And they say, you know, they know it sucks and they know the gas prices are really high, but the damage that you're doing to your car by running on fumes will cause lots of damage to your fuel pump. Ladies and gentlemen, now let's go back to the scene out on the field.
Let's talk to Princess McPoop and find out exactly what she thinks of this gas situation. Take it away, Tardy McToot. Some sort of delay. She's in a brown hole or something. That's right. We should be able to reach her, though, if we just give it enough time. There might be a brown out over there. That's right. Give it a little time, and we'll go to our reporter in the field, Old Saint Doo-Doo. Her name is Skye. Come in, old St. Dudu. The only response to Skye. Poot Kringle, are you there? Apparently we're having technical problems contacting our reporter in the field. Our field farter is not... There must be a what? A sort of gassy haze around here. I don't know. I know what you're doing.
It's like the Jimi Hendrix signs. Cassie Hayes. All right. Well, we'll have to come to her another time because I guess, yeah. She's in the restroom. Too bad. Old Saint, you farter and it smells. Glover? No. Dr. Squirtz, are you there? All right. Come on. I mean, how old are you guys? There must be a problem on the Hershey Highway. Maybe there's a pile up. That one got me. Hershey Highway. She's really dug in in the bowels of the city right now, and so we're trying to get to her to report. We got her. We got her. There she is. Hello? Hello? Sally Skidmarks, are you there? Oh, well. I think that's her. Hello, are you there? I could have sworn I heard. I heard something. Poof, and she's gone. That's very funny to me. Send out the toot signal. There it is. There it goes. She's in chopper number two.
I apologize to any adults listening. Okay, let's change the topic. Space Shuttle Discovery took off on Saturday and is going to fix the toilet up there. Who we should throw it to. Let's throw it over to Toilet McToot and find out from the toilet master. From the can. That's right. This is a canned report, isn't it? Oh, come on. This report stinks. Insulation foam broke off during liftoff. From what? The one that was going up there to help or the one that's already... Super glue, guys. Aluminum foil or something. Duct tape.
Five pieces of insulating foam broke off from the external fuel tank during the liftoff. It's not supposed to. One or two of those pieces may have actually hit the shuttle after falling off. But NASA says they're not too worried about it. Yeah, why should they be? There's never been a problem with that. Never been a problem when the foam comes off and hits the space shuttle. And then the re-entry. And then the re-entry, you know, it disintegrates. Oh, good. Is it NASA or is it like Radio Shack? Give me a break. South Koreans are protesting against U.S. beef, finally. But it's what's for dinner. That's right. What are you telling me? Yeah, well, U.S. beef has been banned in South Korea for the last five years due to fear of mad cow disease. Back from remembering the day. They don't know what it is, but it sounds scary. Paranoia. Much? So, the South Korean government just recently said that they're going to start allowing U.S. beef back into their country, and I guess the South Koreans are not happy, and there were protests of tens of thousands of people protesting all over South Korea. Would you eat your dog? Yeah, would you eat it? You know, koshera. Koshera is murder.
Maybe I would eat a dog. I do eat a dog. I would eat your dog. I would eat your cat. Tasty. Cosra is gross. Disgusting, but... Fido slaw. Yeah. Fido slaw. Cat slaw. Cat slaw is good. So yummy. I think we're done, you guys. Seriously, I think we gave all the stories out. $40 million lottery tickets sold in Vista. USD is going to the regional title game versus Fresno State. Yeah. Nice. Hope they win. Hoffie gave up three runs. Blew the save. We know. We don't have to go there. Blew and save. Yeah, but they almost swept the Giants, which was nice. Almost is good when you're throwing a hand grenade.
That is true. Good point. Kenny Perry won the memorial by two strokes. Don't know what that means. Don't know what Kenny Perry means. Don't know what the memorial means. Don't know what two strokes means. Kenny Perry is a human being. Okay. The memorial is a golf tournament. Got it. Thought it was a day off. Two strokes is the amount of strokes he won by. Got it. In golf. Who knew? He played at the memorial. Yep. All makes sense. That, ladies and gentlemen, is how you do that. Yeah. Yeah. That's a Mikey show. See ya. For Monday, June 2nd. 570-1053 is our phone number. At the beginning and end of every show, we do an open phone segment. And you can call in about anything you want. So 570-1053 is the phone number. And 35253 is our text number just so you have it. We'll start the texting business up again tomorrow morning. We love the text messages.
The funnier you are, the more we appreciate you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is what you say about us, too, so we understand. It's a symbiotic relationship. Eddie, she uses that for everything. Well said. All new and appropriate. Okay. All right. Mikey Show, hello. Yeah, I don't know if this has been suggested, but have you ever heard of the video game Dance Dance Revolution? Yes, I have. What are the chances that Eddie and B-Rob could challenge each other? That would be funny. That would be so awesome. Eddie's shaking his head. That would be so great. Eddie's out. Why, Eddie? Why are you out on Dance Dance, Eddie? You're a great dancer. What's wrong? Come on. Eddie! That would be so awesome. Oh, dude. Broadcast it online. Yeah, dude. We're doing it. Eddie's out. Mikey's show. Hey, Mikey. Yeah. Hey, you know, if you spell therapist, it's the rapist. Yeah, that was on a Saturday Night Live episode, actually. Yeah, isn't that cool? They were playing Jeopardy. They were playing Jeopardy, and it was Sean Connery. Right. And he wasn't very smart in the episode, and he took the rapist for $200. Oh, shut up. It's actually a therapist. Oh, hey, Matt.
Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey. Love you guys. Love you guys. I agree on that dance-off on the other P1 guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to do it. Dance Dance Revolution. Funny. I'm not Asian or 14. Wow. I have another thing. This is P1 Observant. Who ran the commercials over each other a little while ago? You are having a tough time right now, bro. Yeah. I don't think you should be pointing the finger at anybody, guys. We've all been there. We've all been there. All right. Thank you for the call. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Okay. P1 A-Town is our last call. Bring us home. That was code. Whoa. That is not what the call screener said. Not even in the same zip code. No means no. Lovely and talented Missy is up next today on the Nooner. She's got double shots.
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