The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 06/04/08

0:00This is a production of the U.S. Department of the U.S. Department of State. Oh, baby, please

0:41Please, please don't leave me Don't leave me Oh, baby, please Oh, baby, please Oh, baby, please don't leave me Well, I'm begging you, baby Don't leave me

1:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh, baby, please Oh, baby, please Oh, baby, please Don't we need My baby, don't allow me no more.

2:05And coffee's coming. Thank the Lord. Hey, are we plugged in in the thing that we're usually plugged in in? It sounds very processed, and I just want to know if that's the regular monitor that we usually have. Doesn't that sound all thick? It does sound a little thick. Rob, are we in the monitors that we're usually in? Yeah. Yeah? I wonder if somebody was messing with the processing. Someone's messing.

2:37Rob, did you have to change it? Did you have to change it? No? No. No? I didn't change nothing. Okay. Rob's all defensive. He gets really... I'm just asking. I'm just asking, bro. It's a total hot, dude. It's all good, dude. That's against the wall. You're used to it. Is everything cool? I'm good. I'm good. Even if it hadn't been there, I would have been cool about it. It's good.

3:09We're good. Don't call anybody. Nope. I'm good. You're okay? You can ask Rob. You can be like, dude, do you want coffee? And he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, guy, wait. I just did. I just go, I'm going to send Zeph to go get coffee. And I go, Rob, you want some coffee? He's like, dude, is it hot? I can't have it hot. It's not hot. I'm like, you could get iced coffee. He's like, okay, dude, because I can't put nothing hot in my tooth. I'm like, okay, okay.

3:42We'll put ice, bro. We'll put ice. You're trying to put the sun in my mouth. Why are you trying to have lava in there? You're going to kill me. It's so weird. He is a strange kid, man. He's like looking around the room. I know it. I know it. What's going on? Stop us off. Hey. You guys trying to kill me? Why is there plastic on the ground? I thought I was getting made. It's 6.05.

4:17Barack Obama clinched the Democratic presidential nomination last night, becoming the first African-American nominee for a major political party in U.S. history. Really? Okay, you remember how I told you, like, the other day, like, what's up? How come visiting teams come into Petco Park and hit the home runs? Yeah, you said that. Happened again last night. Uh-oh. Cubs, they hit three home runs. Padres didn't, and they beat the Padres 9-6. Oh. That's really. They hit the home runs when they come into Petco. Oh, no.

4:49But we don't because it's a pitcher's park. I wish that that wouldn't happen. I don't understand, though. They tell us we're not going to hit home runs because it's a pitcher's park. But when the visiting team comes in, they hit the home runs. Why is that? That's my question. I don't know any of this. I don't expect it to, Coach. You're a football coach, and, you know, we're talking baseball here, and so I understand, but man. Anything else, folks, I'm leaving. Don't get so, you're being like

5:22B-Rob. Just let him go. Guess so. Better just let him go. My name is Mikey. What do you guys think of this shirt? Where are you guys on it? I was a little caught off guard by it this morning, I'm not going to lie. It's different for you. It's definitely different. It's very, that's 70's show. Did you see it with the jeans? No. Come here. I want you to look at the whole thing. Look at the package. I mean, not the package, but the whole package. Yeah, you're very about to board a flight to Hawaii. And I enjoy it. Because I wish I was going on a flight to Hawaii.

5:57I hope that's good, right? Yeah. But it definitely is different for you. It's different. For sure. Well, welcome to the program. Dennis Hopper's on the show today. I'm very excited about that. It's a legend. Cut 28. Do you know what the man's saying? Do you? Those are across with the red dot. This is dialectics. It's very simple dialectics. One through nine. No maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can't travel in space. You can't go out into space, you know, without like, you know, with fractions.

6:32What are you going to land on? One quarter, three eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That's dialectic physics, okay? Dialectic logic is there's only love and hate. You either love somebody or you hate them. This is the way the world ends. Look at this f***ing grin, man. I'm with a man. Whimper, and with a whimper, I'm splitting, Jack. Oh, man. Wow. Holy cow. Apocalypse Now. That is unreal. It's one of the greatest movies ever made.

7:06Definitely. When Francis Ford Coppola gave his press conference at the Cannes Film Festival for Apocalypse Now, Back in 1977 or 79, I can't remember which. 79, I think. He said that his film he thought would be the first film to ever win the Nobel Peace Prize. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my. Wow. That's what he said. Wow. He liked it. Lofty goals. Yeah. I can't wait to talk to Dennis Hopper because he's worked with everyone. Everyone.

7:40From John Wayne to Keanu Reeves. How crazy is that? Funny, man. How crazy is that? But he, in that film, obviously he's working with Francis Ford Coppola. And I've seen a documentary on the making of the film. And they didn't get along. And it was Dennis. Yeah, he had a reputation back then for battling with directors and stuff. In fact, he got blacklisted for quite a while. Right after James Dean died, I guess he went through this phase and fought with directors and then got blacklisted for a little while.

8:15Well, you see him in this documentary with Francis Ford Coppola. And Coppola's very laid back. And he's also an actor's director, so he really lets the actors do their thing. He wants to explain it, but once he's given you what he's looking for, go for it. You're golden. I like that. So all he's trying to do is explain to Dennis Hopper what the scene is and what the character's going through, and Hopper keeps interrupting him the whole time he's trying to explain.

8:48Not cool. And Coppola is under tremendous stress at this time in his life. And you can see in this scene that he's very patient with Dennis Hopper despite Dennis Hopper's rudeness in interrupting. He's very patient, very patient. And finally, he's just had enough. Yeah. Oh. And he goes, if you would shut up for, if you shut up for one second, just let me tell you. And Hopper goes, yeah, I know. And he goes, shut up.

9:20Oh, God. Wow, it sounds like me and you, Mike. It does. Now, in that particular example, Ashley would be Coppola. Yeah. Telling me to just shut up. Oh, no, no, no. Yeah, definitely. I was seeing it. Saying to me, shut up. I was saying it. Switcheroo. Yeah, they all switcheroo. Okay. 570-1053 is our number. Our text number is 35253. Very quickly, I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show.

9:52I'm 38. Eddie's our producer, sports guy. He is 35. Sky, what, Sky? What? I'm just saying, Mike. What, guys? It's awesome. What? Guys? Today is going to be a day of all days. It's great. Eddie's awake. What's the deal? That's what I see. I see a very awake. Why is she attacking me? I haven't said anything about you. I haven't said that. See, look, I didn't say a word about you. I just said today's going to be a day of days. This is my favorite day, though. For you, it's the end of days. And that is why it'll be a day of days.

10:25I see. And he hasn't even had his frappuccino yet. Oh, this is bad. That's the great part. Steph, make it a decaf. Oh, man. Don't you dare. Shawnee, oh boy, is our sound effects guy. I'm really nervous. Well, if you're confused, it's just that Eddie's wide awake, that's all. And before we went on the air this morning, he's communicating a lot with Sky. Oh, he was? Yeah. Oh, okay. There was a lot of communication. Usually, Eddie is very quiet and he's working. Right. This morning, he was very communicative towards Sky.

10:58I thought I was complimentary, Mike. Yeah. I said she was a prince among men. And then she looked curly fried. He did say that. He did say that. She looks like a... And about five minutes of silence accompanied that statement. And then about five minutes later, I said, did you tell Skye that she was a prince among men? After about five minutes of silence. Right, you were processing it. I was processing it. And Eddie said, yes, I did, Mike. You're welcome.

11:35Interesting. Ashley is our assistant producer. She's 24. She is very summery today. She's got on a beautiful dress. It's one of my new tops. Love it. You like it? It's not a dress. It's a top. Remember how I told you I like the new baggy tops with the jeans? Mm-hmm. The new looks. Yeah. New top. I like it. Good. Thank you. She looks good up top. My wife would wear that exact top, except that my wife's would be solid brown. Just brown. Love brown. She loves brown. Yeah. What can brown do for you? Right. It's the only reason she married me as I was that color. It goes with her.

12:08Yeah, it fits her. It matches her purse. She's wearing a very nice accessory. Matches her bag. Yeah. For sure. You bring out her eyes. That's right. Boston Rob's 25. He's our phone screener, singer-songwriter, and he's a good kid. He has afro, and he's just a really nice guy. I can't afford a haircut. Can't afford a haircut. Come on, Rob. Have you seen the gas prices, Mike? It's either fill up the car or cut the hair.

12:40Man. I'll tell you what, Rob. I don't make the rules. Okay. I'll tell you what, Dan. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. And I'm sure that there is a hairstylist in the audience right now that is willing to come in right now. Great point you made, Rob. I love it. Point taken. And so if there's somebody listening that is a hairstylist and can come down here and cut Rob's hair, the problem is that he doesn't have gas money to be able to go get it done, we'll, as a service to Rob, remedy that here this morning.

13:15I don't want them. It's okay, Rob. We got it taken care of. We got it taken care of. We got you. It's cool, guys. And then there is Roosevelt, Zethi, and Oates, the third junior Esquire. And he is a tall young man. He's 23, and he's getting coffee. He's out getting coffee. He's a good guy. That's right. 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. So, Barack Obama. Wow. Cut one. Because of you, tonight I can stand here and say that I will be the Democratic nominee for the president of the United States of America.

13:59Wow. Wow. Oh, wow. Impressive. This guy says first black guy, right? Yep. Yep. Wow. First African-American man ever to be nominated to a major party here in the United States. That's pretty cool. Whoa. Very nice. Wow. Already? This would not be good. Hello? It doesn't really bother me, guys. Oh, no. Barbara, you sound bad. You're slurring. Hi, guys. This is Barbara. Yeah, you don't sound so good.

14:30Good morning. I'm a part-time Hillary supporter and a full-time lampshade. Oh, no. Are you okay? I'm fine. Okay. All right. You must be affected by the news that Barack won the nomination. I sailed the seven seas. Okay. What does that have to do with it? I don't care, you know. You obviously do. You're a big Hillary supporter. It's okay to care. But there's always next year. No, they don't. It's every... Yeah.

15:01Wow. Not next year. I don't know that we need to explain it. You guys, it's over for Hillary. She hasn't bowed out yet, though, Barbara. Yeah, well... I mean, that's good, right? Yeah, I mean, it means that she could be the next president and you stink her. It doesn't mean that. Stink her head. No. You don't need to call me names, Barbara. Well, Barbara, how would you feel if maybe she became the vice president? Would you like that? Oh, yeah. How would you feel if you're a vice news girl? Would that feel good? Oh, God. I'm not trying to. I didn't know that existed. Okay.

15:34I had a couple of gray goose and gray goose last night. Gray goose on top of gray goose? Yeah. You mix them together. Yeah, but you're also on a lot of pills. A lot of websites. A lot of websites. No. No prescription. I was on a lot of websites last night. Boy, this is not good. All right. Well, guys, I wish you the best of luck. Thank you for calling this morning. And I hope that you guys have a wonderful day. Okay. And there's always tomorrow. Oh, this is really. Hello?

16:06All right, guys, I'll type. Oh, no. She's done. That was not good, right? Well, let's hear what Hillary had to say last night. Cut five.

16:38Now, the question is, where do we go from here? And given where we need to go as a party, it's a question I don't take lightly. This has been a long campaign, and I will be making no decisions tonight. I think it's already been made. I'll make for you, you and your rage-aholic husband. That's right. Oh, no. He's not a rage-aholic. Oh, he is a rage-aholic. No, he's not. You feel the same way if people are spreading lies about you. He gets mad. Yeah, Sean's a fan.

17:12Yep, he sure did ruin it for Hillary, that's for sure. He did not. Didn't want her to be president. The downfall of the Clintons. That's right. Now she can start making fried chicken, get back in the kitchen again. No, that's not a bad idea. That's very sexist, you shouldn't say that. Here is Barack Obama speaking about Hillary Clinton. Cut to... our party and our country are better off because of her and i am a better candidate for having had the honor to compete with hillary rodham clinton that's nice very nice you know what i think it's

17:51nice too i just i it is it necessary is that necessary to do i mean i definitely want the votes right is that it was doing the same thing yesterday oh yeah it doesn't make it better for me Hillary was so great. She's wonderful. You guys should have voted for her. That's what they should have said. She's so cool. You guys should have voted for her. Anyway, so, wow, there it is. How come it's not over for Hillary if he got the, oh, because now they can go to the convention and if they rally support, they could actually get people. So, I mean, most likely she will make some sort of announcement today, but as of last

18:27night, she wasn't ready to do so. Is, okay, really think about this one. Is a Barack Hillary ticket actually not good at all? Or is a Barack Hillary ticket like the super ticket? I think it's crazy. I mean, I think it's going to be hard enough for this country to elect a man of color into the biggest office in the world. Let alone a man and a woman, a black man and a woman into the office. I'm not saying that's my opinion. I'm just saying America in general.

18:59I don't know if that's going to happen. Maybe I think about middle America. Yeah, I think it's great. I mean, you know, the Democratic Party was very divided right down the middle on these two candidates. And I think if they're both on the same ticket, that, you know, all the Democrats will come out and vote in support. But do you think the people that really supported Barack, I don't think they like Hillary at all. That could be a deal, too. But I think they'll support whatever choice Barack makes. And if he chooses, it's not like they're going to go McCain just because Barack chooses Hillary. And I think you could say that about the tickets that in the past that where they were running

19:35against each other, you know, Carrie and Edwards, they had very different opinions on certain stuff, but people think they're cool because they look good together. Can you smell what Barack is cooking? Obviously, obviously. So, yeah, I'm really going to be interested to see what happens now. That's a quite a big deal. I am ready. Ready to rumble. Oh, no. 570-1053 is the phone number. And at the beginning and end of every show, we welcome your phone calls.

20:12So call us about whatever you want, TV or questions or anything you want. You can call in about anything you want. We got a big day today. We got an announcement we're going to make before the hour's over. So within the next 40 minutes, we're going to be making an announcement. I'll say it'll probably be half an hour from now. We're going to tell you something that we're going to be doing for single dads. Oh. How about that? Because Father's Day is coming up. Yeah. Father's Day is 11 days from today, so we'll get you all dialed in with that. I like it. What else is going on today? Oh, we're going to be finding the best pizza in San Diego.

20:46Yes. So if you're listening and you work at a pizza joint, you know, and you want to get in on this action, then let's do it up. Yep. Secret Crush is back today. Holy cow. Oh, love is in the air. and of course Dennis Hopper the great Dennis Hopper will be on what is he promoting Eddie that's a great question I have no idea that is a far out question did I say lyrical gangsta too love lyrical gangsta be doing that

21:18and there's something I'm forgetting oh tomorrow Rob is Ashley's slave for the day I can't wait awesome it's gonna be really nice i hope that ashley that you've been using your imagination on this one because she's gonna have him at her beck and call anything ashley wants ashley will get from rob tomorrow it's gonna be a really good day yeah he's not gonna like it i can tell you that right now so i'm just getting a chance to go over the news i was trying to get some equipment set up this morning which is different for me and so i'm just starting to look at the news of what's going

21:57on in the world um let's see ed mcmahon's home faces foreclosure what is that all about uh well ed mcmahon is about 644 000 behind on his mortgage payments what yeah he has a 4.8 million dollar loan out on his home in beverly hills and like i said is over six hundred thousand dollars behind on that so they are you know starting the early stages of foreclosure and ed mcmahon's spokesperson says that mcmahon is in discussions with the lender and hopes to find some sort of

22:34resolution on this so i don't know why he's not paying is he hurt how do you have a personal assistant or spokesperson but you can't pay her yeah i don't know if he's short on money or if he's making a stand for some reason and not paying his mortgage. I don't know. Yeah. But that's a lot of money. That's scary. You're supposed to pay that. Yeah, that's what you need to do. Yeah, you need to pay the thing. Chad Johnson says now that he'll return to the team. No. He's going to go. Number 85 Ocho Cinco is

23:08going to go back to the Cincinnati Bengals where I'm sure he will be welcomed with open arms. Right? Well, you know, Chad has said in the past that he will absolutely never again play for the Cincinnati Bengals. Wait, wait a second. Quite a statement. How dare he? And that does not endear a person to a team. Well, now he says in an interview, he asks, am I coming back? Of course I am. Am I crazy?

23:39Yeah, but of course I'm going to play. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. That doesn't make sense. No. No. He said, also, I told my coaches I'm going to California to act, but the truth is I may come back to the Bengals as early as in June. What? I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid. Well, you know what? At least he's honest. What? So there you go. That's really weird. This is your boy, Chad Johnson. Mayor Sanders won the election.

24:12Yeah, you needed 51% yesterday to clinch the election. Otherwise, it would go to a runoff in November. And Mayor Sanders got 53.5% of the vote. So he's in. Really? Second term for Mayor Sanders. Was my mom wrong about this guy? What? I was talking to my mom last night. Okay. And my mom says, you know, she and my dad live in Escondido. And she says, I voted for Mayor Sanders. And I go.

24:44No, she did not. I thought. No. I go, Mom, you voted for Mayor Sanders, Jerry Sanders of San Diego. Mom? Mom? He's in San Diego and you're in Escondido. She sure did not. Maybe she was confused and there was another person on the ballot named Sanders. Oh, no. That could be it. Maybe there was like a Tom Sanders and he was running for the water district. Mom, how would you vote for him? Maybe she just wrote him in.

25:20I said to her, I go, Mom, Mayor Sanders of San Diego, he was on the ballot. And I'm thinking to myself, maybe it's a San Diego County thing. And she goes, yeah. she voted for colonel sanders that's right that's fried chicken in town baby that's right yeah maybe she was at kfc instead of the pole yeah and she voted for him over jack i voted for extra crispy yeah i vote for a twister

25:54sky let's have it what happened with mike and gary what happened is mike and gary the city attorney? Did he win the election? Well, there will be a runoff in November. What? Nobody got over 50% of the vote. Details. The runoff will be between Superior Court Judge Jan Goldsmith, who received 32% of the vote. Male. It's a man. Jan is a man.

26:28Getting 32% of the vote. We'll be running again. Jan's a man. Jan's a man. We'll be running against current city attorney, Mike Aguirre, who received 29% of the vote yesterday. But 29 to 32, I mean, that's really not that far off. You know, he got the second most votes, and so there'll be a runoff to decide that in November. Who likes Mike Aguirre? I'll tell you, Eddie, I'm going to explain it to everybody right now. I'm going to explain it.

27:02I believe that the 29% don't have a clue who Mike Aguirre is. Exactly. They've never heard of him. Yeah. And there's probably a percentage of that 29% that's like, I'm going to vote for a man instead of a woman. Not realizing that Jan's a man and Jan's a man. And where do we go from here? When you go to vote, does it say incumbent next to his name? Yeah, and that's what I believe happened. Because there were a handful of men also, you know, without feminine names running against Mike Aguirre. Maybe that's it.

27:39And I sometimes vote by their occupation as well. Incumbent. And it'll list, you know, incumbent city attorney. Don't know anything about him. Yeah. So they go, oh, everything's fine. Yeah, there we go. If, okay, if you were taking a exit poll yesterday, people walking out, you say, who did you vote for? And they say Mike Aguirre. And you say to them, why? Yeah. How many do you think can tell you about him and what their thoughts are? I'm like, well, you know, Mike, Gary, da, da, da, da, da. I'd say 5% of the people who voted for him.

28:12Really? I agree. 5%? And I think the rest are people who are just like, oh, he's the one doing it now, so let's let him keep doing it. Good enough. Yeah. Oh, man, would I love to do an exit poll. That'd be a great one. Wow. Well, there it is. November, we'll find out. Can you imagine, can you imagine what we're going to hear from Mike Aguirre between now and November about Jan Brady? My goodness gracious me.

28:51Well, that is going to be interesting to watch. 570-1053 is the number. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, I voted for Aguirre. You did? Okay. Here we go. Tell me why. Why? Yes. Because he's in there causing some storm. The city of San Diego has been running in the red for too long. And at least he went in there and caused a little storm. Maybe that's it. It's totally ridiculous that all of us are sitting there saying he's bad because he's calling people to bless. And you know what?

29:24I got to tell you, brother. It's about time. I got to tell you, I've never said he's bad. I've never said that. Um, what I've said is, man, this is a very interesting behavior. He does a lot of controversial and questionable things. Things that you would never get. Do you see all the people who did the controversy of having their fun? I apologize. He's totally ridiculous. Go, guy, go. That's weird that this guy supports me, Harry. Now, see, here was my thing. I, uh, for instance. Yes, brother.

29:55For instance. He is a bad, bad man. Now, wait a second. Come on. Wait a second. Now, I saw Mike Aguirre. He wanted an investigation done on Mayor Sanders about this sun, what is it? Sun Road. Sun Road building. I'm sure there was some money done in the back side of that. Okay, hang on. Hold up, wait a minute. It was 20 feet too high. Hang on. Hang on a second. Hang on a second.

30:30and so they do this investigation. In fact, it was the attorney general of California, wasn't it, that did this full investigation, and they... Hello? No. He didn't want to talk about that. Maybe he knew where that was headed. Yes, he did. Oh, boy, that guy is... That was Joseph Aguirre calling him. Yeah. Well, and his argument in support of Mike Aguirre is basically what Mike Aguirre campaigned on, is, you know what? I may be in the press all the time, but you know what? At least I have the guts to stand up and fight the man,

31:05and that's my job here is to fight corruption in San Diego. That's why I don't read the newspaper. Okay. You should. Well, there it is. I tell you what. I tell you what. Let's do this. Quick timeout. We'll take your text at 35253. Your phone calls at 570-1053. And here's what we got in store for you today. About 20 minutes from now, I'm going to announce to you what we're going to be doing for you single dads.

31:41It's pretty cool. We're going to be finding the best pizza in San Diego today. Play a little lyrical gangsta today. Dennis Hopper is on the show. Don't forget, tomorrow, Rob is Ashley's slave. How great is that? That's so great. Oh. Call us, 570-1053. Text and message us at 35253. Mikey Show's on for a Wednesday, June the 4th. Jerry Seinfeld is in the stand-up spotlight.

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35:32A minor delay through Rancho Bernardo, then you're good to go. No worries on the coastline. South Ponce out of the 5. The South Bay traffic also moving right along here as you head up north on both the 5 and 805 right now. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Mikey Show. This is the T1 Bass Assassin. I always hear you guys talking about AIS and stuff, you know? So I went down to the insurance company in Escondido to see what they could do for me. Yeah. And they saved me $130 a month, man. I couldn't believe it. That's so great. I was under the impression that Sky and Eddie had switched to AIS like a year ago. And they haven't.

36:08And it makes me crazy. It's just laziness. That's all it is. That's all it is. 100%. I told Sky, I drive, I go, Sky, I will drive you down there. Because you're going to save money. That's the deal. You're going to save money. I'm not saving money. $130 a month you save, Bass Assess, and that's great, dude. 1-800-777-4-AIS, 800-777-4247 is the number for AIS. Thank you, bro. All right, later, man. See you. Tailgating with Junior Nation is only for the proud.

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37:50Sean. I do not mind needles. Boston Rob. Tell me something about you, Rob. Uh, the scariest movie ever made to me is The Exorcist. And Ashley. I sit inappropriately in dresses. On Rock 105.3. You know, you made me feel so good inside. That's what I'm talking about right there. I always wanted a girl. I always wanted a girl. You did? Yeah, I did. That's true. Sound right. That's true. I've been listening to you. My wife suggested this rejoin music bed and said that she heard it on the radio.

38:36She very seriously told me this, that she heard it on the radio and that how can you hear it and quote, not start to boogie. And she said that to me. She said that to me. That was actual quote from her. That's what she said. It's 640. Actress Gina Gershon is upset over the claims by Vanity Fair that she had an inappropriate relationship with Bill Clinton. The Detroit Pistons shockingly fire their head coach, Flip Saunders. 570-1053 is our phone number, so you can call us if you'd like.

39:21And you can text us at 35253. And in about 10, 15 minutes, we're going to be telling you single dads what we're going to do for you. Because Father's Day is coming up. This is, Father's Day is the 15th of this month. Let's see. What have I not told you? Eddie battled a lizard in his living room. Battles. Battles. What's up? If you want a detailed description of the battle, you can read his blog. But since we're on the topic, we can ask him.

39:54I mean, Eddie, what happened here? I think you should read my blog. Can I read it directly? Yes. Yes, I think you should. Okay. It gives a detailed battle description of what went down. Let me read it directly from... It was a harrowing experience. When did this happen, Eddie? Yesterday afternoon, Mike. About what time? Well, after two. All right. So here is Eddie's description of what happened. Eddie versus Wild. Okay. Living room. Eddie versus Wild, living room.

40:29Eddie says, the day started like any other. I went to work and had a fun show. After my work day was over, I went home and took my afternoon nap on the couch. As I lay there dreaming about lovely things like Chewbacca getting popcorn out of his fur. What? I was awakened by a startling noise. I thought I heard something shuffling around. Could I have been dreaming? Did I really hear the noise? wait for it

41:01there it is again this was no dream something was moving by the blinds on my window what the heck could it be a mouse? I hope not a bug? that's my guess as I creep over to see what it is I can see the tail of something rather scaly and long sticking out it was a lizard how the heck did this sucker get in my house? He was about five inches in length and was just sitting there by my window. I had to devise a plan.

41:37I looked around the room and saw nothing. Panic set in. Stay calm, Eddie. You can handle this. I noticed a shirt box like the kind you wrap presents in from Macy's sitting on my kitchen table. Ah, this may work. I need something to move him into the box and remove him from the house. I looked in one of my cabinets. Thinking I may find a broom or something. Something long. So I won't have to face his talons or jaws of death. Jaws of death?

42:10It's a five inch lizard. I found some weird rod that I didn't recognize. What is this? Got to remember to ask the wife. But this is not my concern right now. I have to get the demon out of my living room. I pick up the strange rod and the box and head over to the mini dinosaur. I slowly open the blinds, just enough to not startle him.

42:46I don't want that sucker jumping at my throat. Very dramatic. When I do this, he doesn't move. I maneuver the rod and the box to capture the beast. He doesn't go for it. He scurries on the floor heading right for me. I shriek. I would love to see that. He stops, and we have a stare down. I realize this is going to take more than a silly Macy's box to outwit this creature. I move slowly to my front door and open it.

43:23I know he sees it. Freedom. Yes, my friend. I want you to go. I take the rod and bat the floor behind him, giving him the signal that he must go. He takes a few steps in the other direction, but I scream, no! You must go. He realizes the error he made and bolts for the door. A few more taps with the rod to lead him in the right direction, and he is vanquished. I slayed the dragon. Well done.

43:58It was touch and go for a few minutes, but I was able to defeat the mighty lizard. It was a baby lizard. I collapsed to the ground in exhaustion. Oh, very dramatic. I'm sure. Will he return? I'll have to wait and see, but I will be ready for him. Yeah, you will. That's right, baby. Wow. This was a full five to six inch lizard, eh? Yeah, it was crazy. With the tail or, you know? I mean, it was probably... Wait a minute. Hang on, Eddie. It's shrinking, as you pointed out. He's not that big.

44:30Wow. That's big. How thick was he? He was good size. In diameter. Was he as thick as a hot dog, or was he a little bit bigger than a... He was juicy. Was he as big as... Yeah, was he a Sharpie or a hot dog? Definitely a hot dog. Definitely a hot dog. He was no Sharpie. This was no Sharpie incident. This may be an iguana. Yeah. This was big. It was a good size. I tell you what, it was a good size, and I was in fear of my life for a little while. So when he jumped off that railing and headed on the floor, I was like, he's coming right for me, and he's going to give me some sort of, like, lizard disease or something.

45:04Was he as big as a Geico? It was dangerous, but I won. There you go. Congratulations. Yeah, that's great. This round. P1 Giants fan is on the line. Hey, what's going on, Mikey? What's up, man? Oh, no, I just wanted to know why Eddie was scared of a little lizard. I mean, was it wielding a lightsaber or something? Oh, were you there? Were you there? Did you see the beast? The beast, by the way. And his things? And his talons? There's no things. I probably would have just grabbed it with my hand. Hey, listen, I just read the book, and this was a mini dinosaur, bro.

45:38Okay. This was a mini dinosaur, all right? Do your chickens have large talons? Thank you. P1 Maiden fan is the guy that called in, and he was supporting Mike Aguirre, but the call dropped. Oh. Yes, brother. And so what I was going to say is right before the call dropped, I was starting to explain to you that, you know, some people may say that Mike Aguirre stirs up a lot of trouble that doesn't go anywhere, you know. And one of the things he did is he started this investigation into the Sun Road building against Mayor Sanders. And then the attorney general of California said, eh, nothing wrong with Mayor Sanders. He didn't do anything wrong.

46:13But it did, you know, take up time and resources and money to do that. City money. You know, so what do you think? Mike, I totally understand but who said change is going to be easy non-expensive in the first place and I've only been hearing over the last two years over a course of the longest political campaign in this America is change wait, wait, wait I could let that go but I'm not

46:46the longest campaign in America History. In history. It's been horrible, Mike. And you've got to agree. No, I disagree. I don't think it's the longest campaign in America. I don't think it's the longest campaign in history. In fact, I think it's been... You know how much money has been poured into this thing? $14. That's a fact. That is a statistic. I don't, but that's not what we're talking about. I know, I know, but... Talking about Mike Aguirre and Jan Goldsmith. I don't want to get sidetracked. I can get sidetracked.

47:19That's right. But I hear everybody says change. No, no, no, dude. No, no, no. San Diego is totally underfunded. They have people that are still in an investigation on that. The city is falling apart. How many water mains have we lost over the last 5, 10 years? I don't know. And that's the city attorney? Yeah. No, no, no, no. The city attorney is calling the city's bluff. Dude, we were on the verge of bankruptcy two years ago. But that's the, sir, P1 Maiden fan.

47:53Yes, but... P1 Maiden fan. Talk to him in a very soft voice. I'm going to talk in a very soft voice here. Okay, talk to me in a soft voice, Mikey. All right. Condescending. You're being very condescending to me. I'm sorry. All right. I apologize for that. I accept your apology. Thank you. So, my point is that I agree with everything that you've said. Okay. But I think that has to do more with city politicians than it does with the city attorney.

48:31Okay, how many people voted against the incumbents yesterday? I don't know, but again, we're getting off track. Let's stick to Mike Aguirre and Jan Goldsmith. You're getting me. Every time I make a point, you talk about something different. Alrighty. So the topic is Mike Aguirre. Mike Aguirre. Yeah, man. This guy voted for Mike Aguirre yesterday. Aye, aye, aye. All right, Maiden fan, you're a good guy. Oh, hey, by the way. Under the hills. Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye. Senor.

49:03Yes. By the way, don't you get racist on me. I have to give a shout-out to the 30,000 Maiden fans that were up in Irvine over the last weekend. Shout-out. 30,000? Awesome. And I have to say... What did they play? The Rose Bowl? Dude, what venue holds 30,000 people? It was over two nights. Two sold-out shows up at Irvine. I gotcha. I gotcha. Hey, listen, that makes sense. Yes, my brother. Well, listen, everybody, the voice of the vote.

49:36There it is. The voice of the vote. Hey, during the summer, I'm going to come down on a Friday. No, you are not. Yeah, he is. What's going on there? Yeah, he is. Hold up, wait a minute. Hell to the no. Hold up, wait a minute. Hell to the no. Oh, come on, Eddie. I'm armless. You are not. You know that. Eddie, I've met you and Natalie. Oh, I know. Oh, I know. Eddie, you've met my Maiden fam? Yes, I have. You have? He met me. I was coming in to get tickets for something, and I said introduce myself to him and Ashley a while back. Yeah.

50:10Well, there you go. And then we called security. Oh, yeah. All right, brother. Thanks for the call, dude. Hey, you guys have a wonderful day. All right, man. You too. You as well. That guy's good. Okay. Okay. So, you know, about a week or two ago, we were talking about a dude in Phoenix that was, like, just walking along, minding his own business. And he got attacked by bees and he fell off this cliff, you know, he got attacked by bees and he fell into a bunch of cactus and he broke all these bones and it was really, you know, terrible.

50:41Well, in Los Angeles, that's right, got a paper cut, a guy in Los Angeles was attacked by a swarm of bees and it killed his dog. Oh, look at Ashley is just, that just crushed her. Forget the guy. Forget the guy. He tried, though. Yeah, it was a group of, like, teenage boys, and they were hiking in a Los Angeles area park when a swarm of bees came after them. Like Mikey said, one of the kids had his dog with him.

51:17And as they were being attacked, all the boys ran away. Well, one of the boys tried to pick up his dog and carry it and was stung as many as 200 times before finally he couldn't carry the dog anymore and unfortunately just had to put the dog down. The bees went to town. The boys ran out. What kind of dog? It doesn't say. That's too bad. It must have been a small dog. Oh, wait, wait, wait. A boxer. A boxer. Oh, my God. A boxer? That's a big dog, man. It couldn't run?

51:48Yeah. I mean, boxers are, I mean, it's not a chihuahua is what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah, so authorities closed the trail that they were hiking on and went in to retrieve the dog, but unfortunately it's too late. That's why I don't hike. That's why? Bees. Bees. Bees. There's this place that you can hike right by my house, but I know those snakes are waking up, man. That is true. Forget it. No way, Jose. Lizards too, Mike. Lizards too, man. They attack. No, they do not.

52:20They're all over my yard. Go for your throat. No. Those lizards are full of venom. They just like to sun themselves. I just read it. 94% of their body weight is venom. That's a fake statistic. Just read it. The Detroit Pistons shockingly fired their head coach, Flip Saunders. So, I mean, they're obviously good. Look how far they went. Why would they fire them? I don't understand this, Mike. Maybe you can explain it to me. Okay. This is a team that won the championship in 2004. Right.

52:52And every year since, so four years, they've gone at least to the conference championship game. And every game, they played a different opponent. So it's not like they're playing a team that they can't just beat and get past them. You know what I mean? So I don't understand how you can fire your head coach if you get to that point every year. That is so weird. You know? It's so weird. It doesn't make any sense to me, and I think that that's pretty weak. We should all write a letter and express our disappointment.

53:28And then we should get Mike Aguirre on it. I wish I cared about the NBA, but I don't. Mikey Show. Hey, how's it going? P1, Johnny B. What's up, Johnny B? Hanging out. I had the same thing happen to me with the lizard in my house last night. You know what you do, bro, do what Bear Grylls does. If you remove the head with your teeth, the rest is out. It's edible. The rest is edible. It's good. Good protein. Yeah, yeah, they say it's good protein. I thought about it for a minute. Come on now. This one was too big.

53:59Dogs actually pinned it up against the wall. That's gross. And then I kicked it out of the house. There you go. You evicted him. Get out of here. That's it for you. You're done. Text number is 35253. Our phone number is 570-1053. When we come back from this break, we're going to be making an announcement for you single dads and everybody else who's not a single dad and doesn't fall into the category of single dad, you're going to get a kick out of this. It's next. Oh, by the way,

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1:02:00In fact, I have an area of my nose that is most enjoyable to pick. It's the top of my nose. Eddie. I use a specific brand of Kleenex and if it's a different kind of Kleenex, I really get upset. Sky. I don't think it's wrong to share a kiss with somebody who sweeps you off your feet. Sean. I cannot go to sleep unless I have a fan blowing on me. Boston Rob. I'm a grown ass man. Show me some respect. And Ashley. I'm kind of a tease. On the Rock 105.3.

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1:03:36Hermaphrodite, lady and lady You sexy hermaphrodite, lady and lady Your sexy lady bits and your sexy man bits too Even you must be into you All the ladies in the world I want to get next to you, show you some gratitude By making love to you, it's a list we can do If there's a soldier in the world Welcome back. It is 7.05.

1:04:15Well, you can expect the price of flying to go up because out-of-control fuel prices, airlines are going to start cutting flights. Viva la Mexico! No! Thank you. No! Oh, someone scored a goal. Wow, that's a funny call. Mexico is playing Argentina at Qualcomm Stadium tonight in soccer. Wow. Mikey, I'm very surprised that it was Eddie Afraid of the Lizard and not Rob.

1:04:49I mean, aren't Rob and the Lizard the same size? That's P1. I thought I saw him writing it. Maybe not. Mikey, stop your propaganda. Amanda, there is only one poisonous lizard, and that is New Mexico's Gila monster. That's what it was. Eddie believes it was a Gila monster. Clearly. Eddie, it's an alligator lizard. My cat brings them in sometimes. Just grab the neck and toss it out. Yeah, right. Are you crazy? Let's see here. Maiden fan is obviously a Raider fan.

1:05:22No Charger fan votes for this guy. Thank you. Mikey, does the Spanos family have a controlled interest in the Pistons? Sounds like Marty getting canned. There it is. That's our text messages, 35253. Our phone number is 5701053. All right, you ready for this announcement? Yes. Are you ready for this? Let's make this announcement. Basically, what we are doing is we have something going on for you single dads. You know, Father's Day is coming up, and we were discussing it, and this is what we're going to do.

1:06:00We want for, you know, you kids that have single dads, and when I say kids, I don't care how old you are. You know, you got a single dad. We want you to go to MikeyShow.com and type in the keyword dads. And then, Sean, can we also put it just on the main page of MikeyShow.com somewhere there for people to be able to see it? Okay, so right now what I want you to do is go to MikeyShow.com, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com, and when you get to MikeyShow.com, type in the keyword DADS, D-A-D-S, and that will take you to a page where you can send in a photograph and tell us all about yourself. Now, we are also doing this for the ladies.

1:06:57All the ladies. For the ladies of the wild. For that lady. A Presbyterian lady. Lady Pots and your man Pots. No, no. So here's what you do. Now, right up at the top of the page, it says single dad setup is what it says. It says, hey, single dad, single women, sign up here to be considered for the Mikey Show single dad setup. That's what it's called. And remember, you must upload a photo in order to be considered. Now, right underneath that, first thing you see, it says, I am a, and you click single dad or single mom, fill out the form and send it in.

1:07:36Cool. Okay. What we're going to do is we're going to pick a single dad. We're going to try to find somebody that sounds really good, you know? And we're going to- He's our bachelor. He's our, he's like our bachelor. so we'll have him come in with his kid and uh now listen let me put something out there too kids if you're going to nominate your dad with a picture and all that stuff make sure he knows and he's cool with it for sure yeah right we don't want to get down to this and not because you hate his new girlfriend exactly you know we don't need any of that exactly we need your dad to be willing to come in here with you yeah and uh ladies go on there if you're looking to meet a

1:08:15guy and uh this could be a fun and interesting way now here's what here's who i want to speak to specifically of all you single ladies of all you single ladies that are listening there are many of you that are listening right now that are probably thinking to yourself i've never done that i would never do that and that ain't me and i'm too shy and no way that's embarrassing and blah blah blah please don't don't be that way don't be that way i'm i'm speaking directly to you right now when i'm when you're hearing the voice coming out of your speakers right now i'm talking to you i know who you are and i know that you're embarrassed and i know that

1:08:57you're a little less scared but i'm telling you it's going to be a really fun experience get out of your comfort zone get out of that usual thing that you do where you go no no no i'll tell you who this gal is, Skye. This is the gal who when her friends go, I got a guy for you. They go, no, no, no. Right. No, no. Well, let me tell you something. If everybody followed that rule, Ashley would have never met the love of her life because a girlfriend of hers said, I got a guy I want you to meet. Now, if Ash had gone, nope,

1:09:29not doing it. Right. Oh, my gosh, Mark. I don't, I don't, I can't even think of what my life would be like without him. I love you so much. Mark, if you're listening, I love you. Every minute I'm apart from you is a waste of time. I'm going to hold my breath until I see you. I'll never wash this cheek again. My butt cheek. Okay, wait a minute. That's bizarre. Don, stop.

1:10:03All right, so mikeyshow.com, keyword dads. So what we're going to do is we're going to have a dad come in with his kid, and the kid is going to get to ask these three single ladies questions. Cool. It can be like the dating game. And the kid will pick one that he wants to go out with his dad. So ladies, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're 18, you can be anywhere from 18 to whatever. So just go on there. If you're single, MikeyShow.com. Trust us, and I mean that.

1:10:35I'm not, you know, this isn't, we're not going to, this isn't about teasing anybody or messing with anybody. This is a real deal, real thing, where we want single guys to meet a really cool single woman. It's like, what's the harm in taking a chance? Absolutely. But it's a single father. It's a single dad. Yeah, not just a single guy. Oh, yeah, yeah, that was the other thing. We really want to stress, this is not single guys. No. This is single dads. Single Faza's. Faza. The Faza's day. Yeah, the Faza's day.

1:11:07Because there's a lot of you listening right now that are going, oh, yeah, I'm a single guy. I want in. No, no, no. In fact, you've got to have a kid. You've got to have a kid. This is what's Father's Day. What if you're not sure that you're dead? No. No, no. Yeah. No, no, no. You never know, Mike. You do not apply. So, MikeyShow.com. And come on, ladies. If you are single, if you'd like to meet a nice guy, let me tell you something. A lot of times, these guys that have the kids, and they've either lost their wife through the divorce, or they lost their wife through death or something, these guys, they're good

1:11:47guys. I mean, you know, they're really good guys. It's a good date when you have kids. That's right. And you'll have to be able to come in next Friday. Yeah. Friday the 13th. Friday the 13th. Uh-oh. Could be your lucky day. Yeah. Now, there is a link on our homepage as well. Just go to mikeyshow.com, click on the keyword, keyword thing, and then type in the word dads. It'll take you right to it. You're going to fill this thing out. You're going to have to be able to send us a picture. And we would really like us, really like you to nominate your single father. Just make sure he knows about it.

1:12:22That's a deal. Sweet. Fly to the Concords. Text us right now, 35253. Or call us, 570-1053. You want to play a little lyrical gangsta? Hold up, wait a minute. 9053, if you are a person, man or woman, and you really are into the lyrics of songs, call us right now and play Lyrical Gangsta.

1:13:02We'll do it next. The Mikey Show continues. Thank you for being big enough to laugh at yourself this morning. On the rock. Many would like to apologize to our competitors. We realize that in times like these, we're not exactly making things easy. After all, the Mini Cooper gets 37 miles per gallon, has go-kart handling, and starts at just 18-7, which probably hurts a bit. So our apologies for being exactly what people need.

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1:14:47and each day of use of a Disneyland Resort Park Hopper ticket constitutes one full day of use information subject to restrictions and change without notice. Skye! Hi, Eddie! What's up? What up, G? Well, let me tell you something. It is, the weather is becoming awesome outside. Yeah. And, you know, in summertime, you live in San Diego, you should have a good pair of sunglasses, and there's only one place to go in San Diego. It's Sunglass and Optical Warehouse. Yeah, they have over 7,000 of the hottest new designer frames. They guarantee the lowest prices in town, Plus, they do prescription eyewear as well. So, they already have the lowest prices in town.

1:15:20And on top of that, you go in, you say you're a P1, say I listen to the Mikey show, they'll give you an additional 10% off. That is so rad. It's amazing. Yeah, they're the best. And if you ever have a problem with your sunglasses, you just bring them back there and they fix them up for you. Like, even if just a tiny little screw comes loose or whatever, they're going to fix it up right for you. This isn't no mall, kiosk, or some goofy place where you get sunglasses. This is a warehouse. It's in the title. Yeah. Sunglass and optical warehouse. Thank you, Eddie. And they can hook it up big time. Yeah, they have three San Diego locations. So for all the details, check out their website, sunglassoptical.com.

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1:17:09every day. Rock 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. Getting a little bit tougher out of here right now. We do have a traffic alert still in effect from an accident which is just about out of the way now as you travel north from the 125. It's sitting right around Fletcher Parkway. This one involves a big rig and several cars here blocking the left lanes but traffic is still quite heavily backed up coming to a stop on the approach here so be prepared to sit in that for a bit and you're being advised to avoid it for good reason. Traveling north from the 805 out of the South Bay a little bit tight from the 15 in the North Park Another minor delay coming over to 52 now. The West 94, your King Freeway commute this morning is not too bad.

1:17:44A brief delay at the 805. Heavier traffic, though, from 28th Street down to downtown. If you're traveling westbound 8th out of the East County, you're good to go. All the way to Mission Valley, no worries there. Westbound 52, a little slow past Mass Boulevard up the summit. South 15 coming out of Escondido. That's a slow one up to 78th of your Rancho Parkway. There's more traffic as you wind your way into Rancho Bernardo. And the coaster rides getting heavier as well. now struggling in the South 5 out of Encinitas into Solana Beach. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios.

1:18:18This is the official home of the Mikey Morning Show. It's like crack. It is. I just need a little bit. KIOC San Diego's Rock 105.3. The Mikey Show. With another edition of What's Rock Jukebox. I'm going to tell you this right now, Josh. When you're done singing, you will be judged by Eddie, Skye, and Sean. And they're going to be judging you on how effeminate you sound. If you're not a wuss rocker, you're done. If this never feels ahead of me. Oh, no.

1:18:53Sean. I hope that he gets severe badgerism. Badgerism. I hope he gets upside down, inverted fallen arches. And I hope he gets A kiss of really bad pork toes You sucked Mike, it was awful The Mikey Show continues This is The Rock Welcome back

1:19:30It is 7-20. A judge refused Nick Hogan's request yesterday to serve his sentence under house arrest. The Cubs turned on the power and hit three home runs last night to beat the Padres 9-6. A little bit later, we're going to be telling you about all the shark sightings that are up in San Diego. Same shark, Mike. Eddie believes the same shark. Mikey, love that Flight of the Conchords song. Keep on playing it all day.

1:20:05That's P1 Hanky Panky. Mikey, breakfast question for Sky. Oh, hello. Bacon, nearly raw, crispy, or burnt? P1 Jefe. Well, I used to be a crispy bacon girl, but I'd say over the last year or so, I am out on bacon altogether. Well, we know why. She just found ham. I mean, was that the deal?

1:20:37Well, she exclusively eats a ham diet. That's not true. So she doesn't eat any other food, but... She's a ham P1. I'm just not a fan of bacon anymore for some reason. Really ham is good. Not ham-ish enough. Really upset with my husband. He gets very angry. Cunny-baked. Let's see. Mikey, I'm a single dad, but my son's only two, so I doubt he could ask any questions. Am I still eligible? P1 Curse? No, because your two-year-old cannot ask questions of the gals. Now, I know that may seem a little rough, but that's a little rough. But that's not the idea.

1:21:14See, the idea is that you got your kid in here asking the questions, and that's the radio portion of it. Otherwise, just be a pure dating service. when it's the radio, so it's Father's Day coming up on the 15th. Leave it all behind all the baggage and dreams. The music of Rooney. Andy Rooney? It is Andy Rooney from 60 Minutes. Wow. He's very old, but when he sings, he sounds about 28 years old. Good.

1:21:46It's really weird. Sounded like Rooney in the music book. That's right. You know where I get cool music from? Huh? When I go into the store, American Eagle Outfitters. Oh. That's where I got this. It's where I got, you know, that song, the one that me and you like that Eddie thinks sounds like Maroon 5. What's that song called, Sky? I don't know. It's like Citizen Kane. Yeah, Citizen something. Citizen Cope. Citizen Cope. Oh. That's a great song. Yeah, it's a good song.

1:22:18Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. You guys want to do this? Now. Come on. The search for the truth behind the words, the logic behind the lyrics. It's time to play Lyrical Gangster. I love this, man. This is such a fun game. If you're into the lyrics of songs, you will love this game. Call us at 570-1053. And here is the idea. I'm going to give you three categories. You pick your category, and then we're just going to quiz you on the lyrics of the song.

1:22:53Eddie, what is the prize? We got some movie passes today. Very nice. Good stuff. Awesome. Let's go to the phone lines. P1 Instant Classic is on the line. What's up, bro? What's up? What's up? How you doing, man? Good. How about yourself? Pretty good. What part of San Diego are you from? I'm from San Diego County, living in Tauway now. There you go. How old are you? I'm 23 years old. And what do you do? I work security at a hospital. Very cool, dude.

1:23:26Do people, I mean, are you ever called into duty as a security guy at the hospital? I mean, who is, who are you looking out for? Basically, people that they put on a hold for medical reasons or if it's a psych patient or something like that. We pretty much just make sure they don't leave. Got it, got it. I have a duty. There you go. Here are your categories. Metallica songs. Oh. One-hit wonders or classic rock? I'm going to go one-hit wonders, Mike. You got it.

1:23:58Wow. Your one-hit wonder question is, in the song Nothing Compares to You by Sinead O'Connor, she says, I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant, but nothing, I said nothing can take away these what? so easy come on hunger pain

1:24:31that is incorrect nothing can take away her blues that's a good song she only had one hand I know it This song was actually written by Prince. So was In the God of Davida. Oh, Eddie, I don't know that.

1:25:06I don't think that In the God of Davida was true by Prince. Wikipedia it. All right. Joke Prince song. Sorry about that instant classic. All right, I'll pause you guys. Have a good one. All right. Yeah, Prince wrote that song. That's why it's nothing compares the number two and then the letter U. Get it, get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. All right. That's what I'm saying. Our next person is P1's school teacher. What's going on, y'all?

1:25:40School teacher, how old are you? I'm 35. Hello? Well said. You are 35 and... 25. 25. 25. I don't speak to Chihuahua. I know it. He's speaking very fast. What do you teach? I am now a student teacher trying to get a job to be a teacher. There you go. Oh. There you go. All right, cool. Well, here are your categories, P1 school teacher. You have One Hit Wonders, Metallica, and Classic Rock. One Hit Wonders, Mike.

1:26:15You got it. Oh, back to back. Your one hit wonder question is, in the song Come On Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners, he says, you in that dress, my thoughts, I what? Uh, digress? That is incorrect. Wrong rhyme. My thoughts, I confess. Another great song.

1:26:51Yes. Another great song. Sorry, school teacher. Not going to happen today. P1 Manny's on the line. Good morning, guys. Good morning, dude. How old are you? I'm 31. What do you do? I'm a delivery driver. You're a what driver? A delivery guy. A delivery guy. You deliver anything and everything? Yeah. Very cool. Pretty much. Very cool. All right, dude, here's your categories. Here's your categories are Metallica, Classic Rock, and One-Hit Wonders. I'm going to go with Classic Rock. You got it. Your Classic Rock question is, in the song Ragdoll by Aerosmith, he says, Ragdoll, living in a movie, Hot Tramp, Daddy's Little what?

1:27:31Daddy's Little Uzi. Oh, what is going on? Is that what you said, Daddy's Little Uzi? No, no, no. No, it's not Daddy's Little Uzi. People are punching their radios right now. Yeah, yeah. And I hope that daddy doesn't have a little oosie. I don't even know. It's daddy's little cutie. Sorry about that, bro.

1:28:08Very sorry about that. We've got to get a winner. We've got to get a winner. P1 Scott's Army's on the line. Scott, how are you? Hey, good. How are you, John? Good, bro. How old are you? I'm 20 years old. Okay. That's a bad start. That's a bad start. When's your birthday? March 16th. Or 17th. 1888. Yeah, 14th. Okay, cool. What do you do, bro? You go to school or you work? I go to school. Where do you go? Where do you go? Go to school.

1:28:39There you go, man. All right, here are your categories. You got Classic Rock, One Hit Wonders, and Metallica. Let's go for Metallica. Finally. Here is your question. In the song Hero of the Day by Metallica, he says, the window burns to light the way back where? Uh, home. You got it. Oh, finally. Yay. Well, morning, Metallica for you.

1:29:11That's right. It's mandatory. Oh, don't end it right there. Oh, sorry. Oh, no. I didn't even say that. I want to hit more. P-1, Scott's Army. Hey, Eddie, what's the prize again? Movie pass. Movie pass. Hang on the line. You won, dude. All right, cool. Thank you. I want to play a little bit more. I'm having a good time. Do it. P1 Cherie, or is it Cherie? Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1:29:46What's going on? What, Mike? Okay, now I'm ready. I had both lines connected. P1 Cherie? Yes. How old are you? I'm 25. And your job? I work at Hawthorne Machinery. You know, the big Caterpillar machine? Oh, right on. When I work there, I do a bunch of different stuff. Yeah? Yeah. Is it a cool job? Do you like it? Yeah, I like it. I was working there for a couple years, and then I was gone because I had my daughter, and then I'm back. All right. All right, well, here's what we're going to do. I'm going to give you three categories. You choose one. Categories are One Hit Wonders, Metallica, and Classic Rock.

1:30:20Which one do you want? Classic Rock. You got it. Your Classic Rock question is, in the song Slow Ride by Foghat, he says, I'm in the mood, the rhythm is right, move to the music, we can what all night? Oh, we could roll all night. I'm in the mood. Is that what I'm talking about? Oh, yeah.

1:30:51Oh, man. Tough batch today. That was a tough batch. Sorry about that, Cherie. Next time you can play, okay? All right. Thanks, Mikey. Thank you. Our text number, 35253. Our phone number, 570-1053. You think you've got the best pizza in town? Do you think that you work at a place that makes the best pizza in town?

1:31:27Now, the best sandwich in town, that when we did the best sandwich in San Diego contest, that place out in Park City Liquor in... Coronado. Coronado. That was actually a customer who talked the owner into competing. The El Diablo sandwich. That's right. The El Diablo sandwich was the best. So if you've got this place and you think it makes the best pizza and you can get them to get into this contest, we're going to tell you about this contest coming up. Don't go anywhere. Also, when we come back, I'm going to tell you about the Dutch man

1:32:01that's recovering after a mooning gone wrong. Uh-oh. A mooning gone wrong. That happens. We'll tell you about it next. You guys sound like you're whining little kids. This is the Mikey Show on The Rock. Matt Hughes battles Tiago Alves. Michael Vizving faces Jason Day. Brandon Vera battles Fabrizio Berdou. Nate Marquardt takes on Talos Latas. And Marcus Davis goes against Mike Swick. The Ultimate Fighting Championship presents UFC 85. Red Lump from the O2 Arena in London, England.

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1:34:59805 stays so off and on in the North Park. And now you've got a heavier ride developing out of Kearney Mesa heading up over that 52. West 94 on the King Freeway. That slows now from the 15 connector in the downtown. West 8's been looking pretty nice, though. That's a good-looking ride at La Mesa in the Mission Valley. You do have a heavy backup, though, on the 8th coming off. Actually, on north of 125 off the 8th freeway. That is coming in single digits, up to a bad crash involving several cars in a big rig at Fletcher Parkway. A traffic alert issued for that stretch. South 15, the ride out of Escondido stays heavy as well at the 78th of your Rancho Parkway. And then off and on stuff in towards Rancho Bernardo.

1:35:34And now watch for reduced speeds farther south as you're working your way down towards Miramar. And the coaster ride, South 5, that's quite heavy, struggling from Encinitas. for a slow ride all the way to Solana Beach. Dameron Clarence on Rock 105.3. Is this Rebecca? Yes, it is. I understand that you went to sleep train. Yes, I did. What happened? Well, my husband and I went back last May. We just got married, so we bought our new mattress. We got a really good deal on it. They threw in free sheets and pillows because we said we heard about it through you. And they also gave us the free mattress protector, so it was really cool.

1:36:12And I referred my mom to go there because she is buying a bed for my grandmother just this last week. And she went to the Kirti Mesa store, and they actually beat the price on Costco mattresses. The Sleep Train was selling it for, I think, around $1,000, and then the Costco price was like $500-something. So they beat that, which is awesome. They just won Best Mattress Store, and there's a reason for it. They're really good. The prices are great. And if you're getting one of these good name brand mattresses, or no matter what you're looking for, they're great. How is that mattress in terms of being comfortable?

1:36:48It's awesome. I can't get out of bed in the morning. It's really comfortable. That is good stuff. Thank you. You got it. Sleep Train is your ticket to a better night's sleep. It's the Mikey Show featuring Mikey. I have this thing. I see Jennifer Lopez. I think, oh, don't go in the bathroom when she's coming out. I don't know what it is. You know, the whole thing that I have. Eddie. But I am very uncomfortable being a bridesmaid. Skye. Yeah, I do not like to answer the phone, and I do not like to talk on the phone. Sean. I honestly, legitimately believe that William Shatner is a really good actor. Boston Rock.

1:37:24I don't lose all the time, and I don't lose in everything. Whatever you ever want. And Ashley. Combined with my ADD and the fact that I'm just like a social butterfly, I'm all over the place. The Mikey Show's on. Dude, you took a second, you thought about it, and it's Shaboykin. Uh-huh. Rock 105.3. All right. Welcome back. It's the Mikey Show at 7.39. Mayor Sanders won a second term yesterday,

1:37:57and the city's attorney race will go to a runoff between Jan Goldsmith and Mikey Geary. Eagles cornerback Lito Shepard is skipping workouts. He's unhappy with his contract. What are you doing? Got a bug bite on my knee. Didn't you have a bug bite the other day? It's the same one. It's itching like crazy, and now I've scratched it to the point where it's bleeding. Oh, Scottie, come on. What is the matter with you? It's bad. You know what kind of bug bit you?

1:38:34Well, we got this soil stuff delivered, and it has kind of manure in it, and it has all these crazy bugs living in it, and I think it's from that. Really? Yeah, so I don't know if that's... Because you're crawling around and not doing work. Yeah, quit cleaning the manure. My basil has not made it. What? Everything pretty much did pretty good. I planted a whole bunch of stuff, and there's two things that didn't happen. make it. This flower thing that I planted that looked real cool

1:39:08in front of Armstrong. No, that made it good. Oh, good. There's that other one that looked like a sunflower but had all these cool colors in it. Huh. Died because I think I overwatered it. Oh, yeah. And the basil's getting eaten by something. Yeah. Bugs love the basil. Mm-hmm. Seth. That's right. You're out there chewing on that stuff every night. I'm hungry. Caught him on night vision. Did I mention Dennis Hopper will be on the show today how cool is that it's so cool so uh yeah we'll do that in a little bit are you a pizza shop proprietor you own a pizza shop now we're not obviously we're not talking

1:39:50about domino's we're not talking about papa john's we're talking about either we're talking about a local pizza place we're talking the pizza Pizzaports, the knockout pizzas, all those kinds. Yep. Now, I've said a million times, I go the pizza port way. It's so good. I really like it a lot. Remember that knockout pizza we had? It was really good. So good. It was really good. So good. No doubt about it. And there's all kinds of different pizza styles. You have deep dish. You have the real thin local.

1:40:23You have the traditional slash original. So, call us at 570-1053 if you want to be a part of this. Killer pizza from Mars. Sky, you cannot make up the names. Your wife likes them. Remember? Your wife? Tim Burton movie? Your mother-in-law? Yeah, they do very creative pizzas there. All right. I'm going to be the first to step out and do this. What? Well. What's up? We have to be. We're going to judge them.

1:40:55Yeah. Okay? And we can't judge before we've tasted. But we can judge what we have tasted. I don't want you discouraging people here, Mike. I don't want you talking to us. You know what? Then get my wife on the phone. I almost had to hit the button on Sky. Get my wife on the phone. But when we have these pizza places come in, the thing that's going to make this good radio is us being honest. Yeah, we will be. And I'm going to say this. If that means we go around the room and everybody says that was great, fine. But the thing is, is that I don't want any of us holding back.

1:41:31You know, they don't hold back an American Idol. I'm good. And so if it's not your style, it's not your style. So I'll be the first to say it. That place that you just said. But you haven't even tasted it yet. I have too. But you haven't tasted their specialty. Is it square? Killer pizza from Mars? Yeah, is it square? I don't believe so. I think they cut it in squares. If it is, well, ask my wife. Oh, she's not picking up, huh? She's not picking up. I think that that's about fine. I will hold comment until we've talked to my wife. But I think that's it, Sky.

1:42:07I think it's the place that makes the square pizza. You don't know. Do you like them? Yeah, they're good. You've been there. Yeah. All right. Yeah, my mom and my mother-in-law and Rebecca, if it's the same place, think that it's the greatest pizza. But we've done this already with sandwiches. We're doing it now with pizza because, you know, it's cool for people to know where you get great pizza. People know now where to get great sandwiches in San Diego. We told them. We told them. We gave you about six different choices of places that are really good.

1:42:40Because even the ones that didn't win were good. Let's see. P1 Team Money is on the line. Let's talk to Team Money and find out where he works and what is good pizza. Put them on hold, Rob. Rob has a hard time cutting people off. He really likes to hear what they have to say. It hurts him. It kind of is tough for him to say, hold on, hang on, wait a minute. Hold up, wait a minute. P1 T-Money. Yes, sir.

1:43:11Mikey, this is T-Money. I made that knockout pizza that you guys had the other day at Pure Fitness. There you go, man. There you go. Yeah, that was me. Wait a minute. Are you talking about the L.A. Boxing in Carlsbad? Yep, that was me. Okay. We would love for you to be involved in this. Yes. Absolutely. Because you had good pizza, dude. So good. Thank you, sir. All right. So, okay, you're in. Nice. Awesome. Now, it says up on my screen that you work at Flippin' Pizza. Yes, sir. Knockout was the original one in Carlsbad.

1:43:44All the new ones that we're opening are going to be Flippin' Pizzas. So, yeah, same pizza, just different name for different locations. All right, cool. Cool. Hang on, okay? You got it. Skye, is that the best business model to have two different names for your pizza place? No, no. It's kind of been a fiasco. Is that the best idea ever? Because me and my hubby used to go to the one in San Marcos, and then all of a sudden they started answering the phone saying, pizza pie. And I'm like, is this knockout? Yeah. Is it pizza pie? I guess there was some issue with the name, and then everybody had to change, and now

1:44:18there's flipping pizza. If we came on tomorrow morning and we were like, what's up? It's a morning zoo, and then some other times we call ourselves a Mikey Show, people would be confused. Yeah, well, I don't think this is by their choice. I think there were legalities involved, and things had to change. All right, we got P1 Sean on the line. He is director of operations where? OG's Pizza and Brewing Company. They're local. Yes, they are. They're local, so if you would like to be involved, you can be. Thank you very much. Which one? Which location? I work for corporate. I actually made the very first pizza in 1991.

1:44:51Oh, wow. We were called Stuffed Pizza back then, but we changed the name of 02 to a pizza by the market. Okay, now check this out. This is going to be next Wednesday at this time. Can you do it? Oh, yeah, I'd have to go up early, but we can make it happen. Yep, it'll be this time next Wednesday. You've got to be able to bring in your signature pizza, everybody. Signature pizza pie. You can bring half and half or just one pizza, that's it. Well, I would suggest bring one pizza. Yeah, because we all want to taste the same pizza and whatever you think represents your company the best.

1:45:29Absolutely. There you go. Hang on the line, will you? You got it. Just got an email from my mother-in-law. Oh, no. Tell her. And she says that it is not, what do you call it, pizza from Mars. They don't do the squares. They don't do the squares, she says. Killer pizza from Mars does not do the squares. Killer pizza from Mars. So I've never had it. This is a real place. Yeah. That's what she says. They have multiple locations. And a website. Really? And their menu is crazy because, you know, you can get the alien particle topping pizza. Like, they do all these creative names. Oh, wow.

1:46:01Yeah, it's good pizza, though, man. All right, 570-1053. I'm wondering where, like, Hoboken is. Hoboken. Liberty Pizza. Yes, it is in New Jersey. And it's also called Hoboken. Hoboken is on Garnett in Pacific Beach. And that pizza is Dope. Yeah, Hoboken, where you at? p1 tyler's on the line tyler are you there yeah go ahead uh my dad owns a restaurant called slices pizza okay do you it's in escondido do you think your dad would be interested in getting

1:46:38in on this contest absolutely we're trying to find the best pizza in san diego that's what we're told okay and you can come in here uh a week from today about this time with us with some of your pizza absolutely very cool hang on the line will you all right hang on we got my wife yes hi honey hi sweetheart so the place was not killer pizza from mars right no i don't think i've ever eaten there okay really yeah yeah now you want me to say what nah because i don't we well i guess we can because i'm outnumbered you're i love it yeah you you and your mom love it what is it it's um it's

1:47:16called world's best pizza sky it's just right down the street yeah yeah my shopping center yeah yeah sky has she i could see on sky's face she's been there yes i have tried that pizza before you don't care for it very much do you i don't think it's a bad pizza but it's not but it's not my favorite it's in the title world's best yeah you know what i like so much about it is you know you guys know how much i like bread right it tastes like they make it out of bisquick right it's like it's like It's like probably, I don't know, three inches big or something. It's so good.

1:47:49Dude, and it's like bread. It's like bread. I prefer the New York style thin crust pizza. That's my favorite. Really? Yeah. I like the traditional slash original pizza. It's going to be hard because, you know, people have preferences like that. Oh, yeah. And we'll say, you know, we'll say like Eddie, when we on the day we taste him, he's going to be tasting some stuff that's original slash traditional. So he'll say, hey, this isn't my favorite type anyway. And I can say that definitely because my favorite is not that thin stuff, but knockout. That's what they do.

1:48:23And that stuff was good, man. Ash? You know what? Another great pizza place is, too. And I know that there are P1s because I've been in there before and they told me. What? It's Extreme Pizza in La Jolla. Really? I don't know if you've ever heard, but Extreme Pizza in La Jolla is amazing. That's the deal. We're looking for locals. It's real, yeah, and it's so good. That's good. Call up. Call up, Extreme. Where do you at, Extreme? All right, honey, thank you. Okay, love you. Love you, too. Yeah, that place is not my favorite. And my mother-in-law wrote in and said, it is the best, despite what you say. Mama Jean, I, actually, nope, that is incorrect.

1:49:02That is not correct. Agree to disagree. We will. And I remember when we got it, they were making such a fuss over how they were, Oh, you're going to. And I was like, oh, that's very interesting. It's a very bready with pepperoni on top of it. Wow. P1 Tyler is on the line. Tyler, are you? Oh, we already talked to Tyler. Oh. All right. Then there it is. We'll get more. Yeah, we'll get more. If you want to, you can write us too at 570-1053. Sky, tell me about the Dutch guy that's recovering after a mooning that went wrong.

1:49:37Well, so I guess a couple of dudes in their early 20s were running down the street, mooning people and just kind of on a mooning frenzy or what have you. And one of the guys. A mooning binge. Yeah, right. One of the guys thought it was really funny as he was going down the street to go up to a restaurant on the street and moon and stick his bum against the glass window to all the people eating inside. Well, I guess he was a little overexcited and pushed his bum against that glass a little too hard. And it shattered, causing some deep puncture wounds to his buttocks. He had to be taken to the hospital and is now recovering from his injuries.

1:50:18I find I have no feelings in my buttocks. I guess not. Yeah, I would think that you probably do not. Ouch. One, two, three. Our text number here is 35253. We'd love to hear from you. And if you want to call us, 570-1053. We're going to be doing Secret Crush next. Because we want to do something special for all the ladies of the world. Secret Crush is next. He used to eat a lot of

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1:58:18The Mikey Show continues with Mikey. I find that I am actually afraid of many animals. Eddie. I train my brain to try and move objects. Sky. I am extremely frugal and pretty much only buy things when they're on sale. Sean. I tend to think a lot about creating inventions for law enforcement. Boston Rob. I'm the only guy I know that's able to pull off, getting pulled over in the courthouse parking lot, wall parking. And get a ticket

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1:59:23He is over $600,000 behind in payments. Rob will like this. The Yankees' Joba Chamberlain made his much-anticipated first start and got shelled. He lost 9-3. Oh, man. Getting some text messages here at 35253. This one says, hey, Mikey, love the show. Just wondering, when are you guys going to do the Rob show again? Signed, P1 Crazy Fists.

1:59:56Rob's show happens every time I am in the bathroom. it takes me too long to get back to the studio. Rob runs into the studio, gets all excited, and keeps his fingers crossed that I'm taking extra time. And if I'm not back, he goes on and he does the B-Rob show. Mikey, I know this sounds disgusting, but Nicolosi's Off the 8 has the best garlic clam pizza ever made. Oh, oh, oh, no. Now, hold on.

2:00:27I frequent... Skye would have the garlic clam pizza. I don't want to hear... Hold on! She would love it. I frequent Nicolosi's quite a bit. Yeah? I've never tried that pizza, but their pizza is delicious. What about the garlic clam pizza? I've never had it, but I would love to try it. I would love to try it. You would love to try that. Absolutely. You're crazy. Sounds wonderful. I would try it. On a pizza? I would try it. You guys are nuts. You guys are nuts. I would try it. How dare you? Oh, I dared. We have not done Secret Crush in a long...

2:01:00It's been a long time. Yeah. It's cool. Here's the idea. Here's the idea. You use the Mikey show, if you're a dude or you're a chick. You use the Mikey show as like the Jumbotron at Qualcomm. That's what you're doing. You're basically going, I know this girl or I know this guy. maybe they know that you have a secret crush on them. Maybe they do. Maybe they don't. The point is that you're going to put tremendous pressure on them by using a radio program.

2:01:35Thank you very much. Thank you. That's awesome. And that's what I'm trying to say. Thank you. And I will now retire to my boudoir. You can go to MikeyShow.com. There's a link there for you to click on to apply for a secret crush. And then we read all these different applications from people saying I want in, and we pick one, and we picked one today. Dude's name is Ethan. We were going to name Jake Ethan. We thought about that name.

2:02:08It's a full name. Ethan, you there? Yeah. How you doing, brother? I'm good. You nervous? Yes. All right. Fair enough. It's okay to be nervous. I'm going to get some information from you, okay? Okay. As I'm asking you these questions, our audience is going to learn a little bit about you as well, okay? Okay. Ethan, how old are you? I am 39 years old. Cool. How long have you been listening to The Mikey Show? For a while now, I guess. Probably a couple years. All right.

2:02:39And 39 years old, you've been listening a couple years. And let's see. What is the name of the gal that you have a secret crush on? Her name is Olivia. Olivia. That's a beautiful name. It is very pretty. Yeah, I love that name. How do you know her? You know, she was a friend of my wife who passed away. Oh, my gosh. A couple years ago. Really? Yep. And so, yeah, she was just a friend of my wife. And after my wife died, she kind of just helped out a lot.

2:03:18How long ago did your wife pass away? Two years ago. And I have a nine-year-old daughter. What's her name? Rachel. Cool. And Olivia would come in and actually she tried to set me up with someone six months ago and actually just babysat for my daughter and just brought a lot of food over and just always checked in. Ethan, your wife that passed away, what was her name?

2:03:53My wife's name? Your wife that passed away. Tiffany. Tiffany. How long were you guys married? We were married about 10 years. If you don't mind me asking, what happened? She passed away from cancer. She had ovarian cancer and it was, yeah, that was a hard time. So Ethan is 39 years old. He's been listening to The Mikey Show for a couple of years. And two years ago, his wife Tiffany passed away of ovarian cancer. And Olivia is a friend of his wife. And she has stayed, obviously, in contact with you and your nine-year-old daughter, Rachel.

2:04:34Yeah. And, you know, one thing that we know for sure is that your ex-wife Tiffany would be okay with Olivia because they were good friends. Yeah. Yeah, no, I know so. And this is actually my first effort to date anyone. I have not, I haven't been on a date in. Two years. Wow. Yeah, it just took, you know, it took, I mean, I don't even, you know, I, I mean, I think I'm ready. And I don't know, it kind of happened when she tried to set me up with one of her friends. And I don't know, I just kind of realized something kind of changed, I guess, in terms of my feelings for her.

2:05:21Ethan, what do you look like? What do I look like? Well, I'm about 6'2". I have brown hair. I have blue eyes. Lucky. Gorgeous. Okay. And can you tell us a little bit about what Olivia looks like? Olivia is a, she's got auburn hair. Oh, how old? How old is Olivia? Olivia, I think she is 30, about 33, 34. Okay. Never ask a lady's age. That's why I'm asking Ethan.

2:05:56And what does Olivia do? She works as an analyst. All right. I think she's in telecom, so. And, let's see. Oh, yeah. Tell me what she looks like. She's got kind of long, kind of wavy auburn hair. She's got these, like, light brown eyes. And just a beautiful face, like just an angelic, angelic face. And she's really slender, and she's quite tall. She's about, like, five, probably five, six, five, seven.

2:06:32All right. And she's just great. So now comes the part that I think a lot of people would like to hear. And that is, what is it about Olivia that has made you develop these feelings for her? It definitely happened over time. She genuinely cared. She was really worried. And the funny thing is, after Tiffany passed away, you know, Liz, at the beginning, there's a lot of, you know, everyone's checking in, everyone's worried, but everyone kind of goes away, you know. It was just me and Rachel for most of it, you know, so we're both kind of just sitting there in the wreckage.

2:07:18But Liz, you know, I, like the, don't be nervous, bro, it's all good. I'm really nervous, but the lesser parts of just kind of grieving and mourning, kind of. I mean, things change, you know. I mean, you eventually move on, and I think you allow yourself to move on. You feel like it's okay to do that. And all of a sudden, I realized that she was always there, you know. And I didn't understand.

2:07:49Obviously, I wasn't thinking in terms of moving on, you know, when I was looking at Olivia. I just, but I just, you know, when she tried to set me on my date, she had recognized that I hadn't done that. And I don't know, it was like, I just, all of a sudden I realized that there was someone in front of me the entire time, you know. Okay, here's what we're going to do. We are going to take a quick time out. When we come back, we are going to call Olivia. And Ethan, you're going to tell Olivia how you feel. Understand.

2:08:23It may go good, it may go bad, but either way, you put it out there. And that's really all that matters. You were putting it out there. It's a big step. It's a very big step. Definitely. Ethan is 39 years old, and he hasn't dated since the death of his wife, Tiffany. She died a couple of years ago. He's been listening to the show. He's a P1. He's been listening for a couple of years, and he is going to be telling Olivia how he feels. Part of the reason that he's developed these feelings for her is, A, she's been there this whole time. She's a friend of his wife who passed away.

2:08:56He's got a 9-year-old daughter named Rachel. And Olivia is about 33 years old. She's an analyst. She's got long, wavy hair, light brown eyes, about 5'6", 5'7". And he is going to tell her how he feels about her. Stay with us, man, and we'll do it when we come back, all right? Okay. Hang on, brother. That is a big step. It's next. Attention.

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2:12:34Rock 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. Well, the ride is starting to ease up on our freeways here this morning. You've got better looking speeds on the westbound as you come into Mission Valley. But there's a new accident just before the 5 freeway block in the right lanes. It's got you back to the hotel circle heading to that 5, so watch for the showdown there. The westbound 94 King Freeway, you're still going to find some slowing here as well from the 15 in the downtown. Coming up under the South Bay, looking fine though on the 805 northbound as well as the 5 Freeway. They're all the way up to speed up into the city. The 805 is still backed up though out of Kearney Mesa, heading up towards Governor Drive in the Golden Triangle.

2:13:09Northbound 5 also a brief glitch into Mission Bay past SeaWorld Drive. The North County commute, southbound side of the 15, that's still, actually no, it's looking better out of Escondido right now. Still some flowing in the Rancho Bernardo. There's an accident turning near the 56 here in Poway. So watch for a slowdown there. Stout puns out of the five. Still quite heavy, though, out of Lucadia into Solana Beach. I'm Rick Lawrence at Rock 105-3. All right, Padres. Huge, huge series coming to town this weekend. Got the Mets coming to town Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Big pitching matchups.

2:13:44You're going to be able to see Odalis Perez and Johan Santana, maybe Pedro Martinez. I don't know. Could be a little bit of this, a little bit of that. Anyway, on Friday, you got the Padres' fifth annual Fiesta con los Padres. Well, what the heck is that? It's a big celebration of Latino cultures made for the whole family. So it's going to be really cool. They've got this Fiesta Village on Friday, and they're going to have some delicious food out there. You're going to have some Mexican bands.

2:14:22It's going to be really, really cool adult beverages. I'm talking margaritas, a little sangria. How you doing? So that's going to be really fun. Plus, you get to see the Mets pit play, and that's always big. Saturday, big giveaway. Padres Caps are going to be given out. And then Sunday, you've got Jake Peavy gloves for kids. And the kids get to run the bases after the game, which is humongous. That will be so much fun. So if you want tickets, go to Padres.com or you can give them a call at 877-Friar-Ticks today. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios.

2:14:57This is the official home of the Mikey Morning Show. Oh. KIOC San Diego's Rock. 105.3. MyCricket.com slash San Diego. The Mikey Show. It's another Mikey moment. So another great white shark. Not another. Eddie says it's the same one. It's the same shark. Solana Beach to northern Mexico to southern Mexico and now. Do you know how far great whites can travel?

2:15:31Well, I know. So why would it not be the same shark? He's feeding. Maybe that's the deal. Well, I mean, but there's a lot of food everywhere. Yeah, but this one likes this one likes this path. It likes going from California. A little people de gallo. That's right. People de gallo. He's eating people de gallo. The Mikey Show continues. welcome back it is the mikey show it is 8 17 barack obama clinched the democratic presidential

2:16:22nomination last night becoming the first african-american nominee for a major political party in u.s history when the reporters asked brad johnson if he or chad johnson if he's going to return to the bangles he says of course i am that's strange though yeah especially because he He said he would never, ever, ever play for them again. That's a strange thing. My palms are sweating. Oh, no. Imagine what's going on with Ethan. I'm nervous for this guy.

2:16:55I'm nervous for him because I already feel like I got an investment in his story and what's going on with him. For sure. Let's talk to him again. P1 Ethan, are you there? Yeah. Ethan, to update you, Ethan is 39 years old and has not dated for two years since his wife passed away. And he's been listening to The Mikey Show for a couple of years, and he's got a nine-year-old daughter named Rachel. A friend of his wife, Tiffany, his wife, Tiffany, passed away a couple of years ago. a friend of hers is Olivia and she has been there for Ethan and for uh Ethan Ethan's daughter Rachel

2:17:37this whole time in fact Ethan was saying before we went to break that after his wife passed away a lot of people were there for him but that most of those people after giving some time they they all just kind of go their own ways and that's life you know that's kind of what happens in life but olivia never did that olivia has been there the entire time and she has sort of uh stood by rachel and ethan this whole time becoming a really good friend of ethan uh olivia as of yet does not know how ethan feels however sometimes they say that that kind of chemistry is um doesn't

2:18:20have to be said and you kind of pick up a vibe maybe she has maybe she hasn't i don't know Ethan, what are your thoughts? Do you think she has or she hasn't? Is this going to be a surprise or is this something you think she knows? Where are your thoughts with that? I think she's going to be surprised. Cool. She really, I mean, I don't think she ever had any romantic intentions ever, you know, and I think she would stop by just because she was genuinely concerned and checking in. And also, you know, she gets along well with my daughter.

2:18:58They are, you know, they're very good friends. That's cool. That's huge. You know, and so, like, there's really genuine concern there. And I don't think there's any other motive. And, yeah, I think, and also, it's, you know, two years isn't that long, I guess. And, yeah, just, I think it's always been purely platonic. And I really appreciated that, you know. But, yeah, I think this is going to be a surprise. Are you ready to do this? Oh. No, I'm not. Oh, you're going to do great, Ethan. All right. All right, you're okay. Leavis as I am.

2:19:31All right, I'm going to call her, and when we get her on the air, I'm going to tell her what's going on, and then I'm going to turn it over to you, Ethan. And I'm going to give you the same advice that I give every man and woman that's ever called Secret Crush and has wanted to do this. And that advice is speak from your heart. Tell Olivia exactly what she means to you. Compliments are good. tell her how she makes you feel tell her what it's like being around her let her know these things okay and then after you're done doing that that's when you ask her if uh she would be willing

2:20:15to see you in a way that's a little bit more than friendship are you good with that yeah all right let's do it hang on All right, here we go. Here we go, Ethan. Hello?

2:20:51Hi, can I please speak to Olivia? Yes, speaking. Hi, Olivia. My name is Mikey. I'm calling from Rock 105.3 Radio. It's the Mikey Show. How are you? Hi. How are you doing? I'm good. You're probably wondering why we're calling. You know the phrase that pays. What was that, Olivia? What did you say? I said I'm very much wondering why you're calling me. I listen to guys all the time. Well, we actually have a pretty good reason today. Oh, really? And we haven't done this for a while, and I'm going to hope that you're not listening to the radio at this very moment, are you? No, sorry.

2:21:27Good. We do something on the Mikey Show that you may have heard, maybe you haven't. It's called Secret Crush. Yeah? The idea is that someone that you know has a secret crush on you. Really? This is so exciting. Someone has a crush on me? Aw. Someone does have a crush on you. Oh, my God. Let's see how well this person knew you. How old are you, Olivia? I'm 34. Well, he was very close. He said 33 or 34. Always better to lose on the low end.

2:22:00I'm having my birthday really soon. This person thought that you were 33, so they guessed the right way. Yeah. This person is on the line with me right now, and I'm going to let you talk to him and let him talk to you. Is that cool? Yeah. He has a lot, he has got a few things he wants to tell you, Olivia. Okay. His name is Ethan. Aw. Hi. Hi. Ethan, are you there? Yeah, yep. Go ahead, man. This is your time now. Okay.

2:22:32Hi. Hi. I, uh, I know this is really kind of unusual. Uh, I, I just, I, I, um, I just wanted to let you know that, um, that we're just really so grateful that, um, you know, Rachel and I are both so grateful that you're in our lives and that, um, we've become such, you know, such. I'm sorry, I'm listening. I'm just, I'm just listening. Go on. And I just think that you've just been amazing, and we have just so appreciated everything you've done since Tiffany.

2:23:15Oh, you're so sweet. That's why. And, you know, obviously I've been kind of focused on getting things back together, and it's been, you know, really hard. But I have to let you know that every time you came by, every time you visited, I really did feel a little better when you left, you know. And a few months ago when you set me up on that date for which you babysat, and I appreciated that, I was thinking the entire time that I was sitting across the table from the wrong person and that the person I was supposed to be sitting across from was you. I think you're beautiful, and I think you are so infinitely kind, and, you know, Rachel adores you, and obviously, you know, Tiffany, about the world of you, and I don't want to put any pressure on you, and you don't have to say yes, and I certainly don't want to repel you, so please feel free to, you know, it's fine.

2:24:27And if this is not, if this is uncomfortable for you, you know, I will, like, completely not be awkward around you. But I just wanted to know if I... You're on the radio in front of me. Yeah, so there's a little pressure. I could not do this alone. You're doing a good job, Ethan. You're doing a good job, man. I appreciate it. Am I stuttering? Nope. You're doing real good. And I just wanted to, I wanted to take you out. Oh. Olivia, let me ask you, are you nervous right now? I'm so nervous.

2:25:02Is your heart beating a little bit fast right now? Am I happy? Is that what you said? I said, is your heart beating a little bit fast with all of it, too? Yeah, I can barely. Yeah, my heart is pounding, actually. I'm a little teary, I have to admit. Are you surprised? Well, I guess I'm not that surprised that he feels this way, But I'm sort of in shock that, I mean, you guys called me, and I thought it was, like, some funny, like, co-worker or something. And, phew, yeah. So, yeah, I'm kind of surprised that, I mean, I'm sure Ethan knows that, or maybe he doesn't.

2:25:41I don't know. I mean, I've been sort of keeping my feelings at bay because just out of respect for him, you know. What does that mean? Well, just that I, you know, I mean, I've always adored Ethan. And he's just awesome. I mean, you know, I was just so happy, you know, that they were married. And he's just been such a good friend of me, too. I mean, you know, I've helped him through this, I guess. But he's also, he just really shows up for me, too. He's very sweet. Just like last week, he was fixing my pepper grinder for me. It was adorable.

2:26:15And, yeah, so I'm a little nervous, you know, because I think, you know, we just have this really great friendship. But I would love to go out with him, actually. Oh, my God. Are you saying, Olivia, that you may have similar feelings? Yeah, and I just, I know, I definitely do. And I just want to know it's okay with him, you know, that he's ready for this. Yes. I don't want to. Yes, we are wonderful friends. I say we try and blow it.

2:26:49Oh, my God. I love it. Oh, I'm so happy right now. Thank you. Oh, this is awesome. I'm surprised because I thought that she may say, yeah, she would love to. The thing that surprised me is that she has kind of similar feelings, which is great. Ah. Which is great. Right? You just didn't know if you could tell him that because of the friendship with his ex-wife. Right, Olivia? Yeah. Yeah, and I didn't want to, you know, I didn't want to be, like, a rebound girl, and I didn't want to, you know, get involved before he was ready, or I didn't even really know, like, I mean, I know he likes me and stuff, but I didn't, you know, I didn't know, like, I don't know, you know what I mean? And I didn't want to push things and just have something weird happen and then, you know, and then have him just like freak out.

2:27:41Let me let me hear you say let me hear you say to him the magic words of, yes, I think I would like to see you a little bit more than as just a friend. No pressure. Ethan, I would love to go on a date with you and see where romance might enter our relationship. Oh, my gosh, you guys. Ethan, congratulations, brother. Oh, thank you very much. First date in two years.

2:28:13Oh, wow. Yeah, I'm a little out of practice, so just, you know, give me a margin of error here. That's awesome. Hang on the line, you guys. Hang on the line, all right? Yeah. We're going to set you guys up. Okay. Yeah, you guys get a lot of calls every morning that people will pick on Sky or Ashley or giving Eddie or Sean stuff. Every one of you are great. Thank you, man. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. Did you wake up to June Gloom? Well, order Quiznos delivery and you can stay inside all day. That's right, Quiznos as you covered.

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2:31:48I listen exclusively to talk radio, Eddie. I use a specific brand of Kleenex, Skye. I don't like Gorgonzola, so... Yes, you do. Yes, you do. Sean. I really think that ice cubes from, like, refrigerator ice cube trays are disgusting. Boston Rob. I'm a grown-ass man. Show me some respect. And Ashley. I am a very forgiving person. On Rock 105.3. I've got to keep on moving. That may have been my favorite secret crush ever.

2:32:23Oh, my God. Ever. Oh, my God. Eddie, don't mock. Eddie. Eddie. Eddie is getting a little misty. Stop a little. Check out, Eddie. I mean, did you hear this? Don't be that way. You're treating me like this. I'm not an animal. Skye was literally crying during the commercial. That was beautiful, you guys. Ash, did you cry? I'm so happy for Ethan. Well, I cried for real. No, we'll meet you. We're comforting each other. Now you're making fun of us.

2:32:55I was crying. Sorry, we have hearts. He's this stupid guy. What do you want? You want the tears to come out of my eyes? It is 834. Actress Gina Gerson is upset over the claims by Vanity Fair that she had an inappropriate relationship with Bill Clinton. Well, you can go meet Mikey tonight because Mexico is playing Argentina at Qualcomm Stadium. Soccer. Mikey will be there. I believe he's on the national team. Awesome.

2:33:28Loves it. Loves soccer. Listen to some of these texts that we're getting about the secret crush. Our text number is 35253. Our phone number, 5701053. Please call us about that. That was my favorite secret crush we've ever done. Yeah, I agree. The following text is from P1 UPS Matt. Matt. Mikey. Hey, Matt. You have to stop making me cry before I go to work. See, Eddie, we're not the only ones. Yeah, we're not the only ones.

2:34:01Zeph. Zeph is blubbering over there. Yes. Zeph is in the fetal position, sucking his thumb. Oh. A Kleenex. I can't wait until he actually hears that break. Shut up. Mikey, you have to stop. Stop is all in caps, and there's an exclamation point. I'm sitting in my car outside of work, bawling. Mikey, this was rad. I sat in my work parking lot waiting to hear it all.

2:34:36This is why I love the Mikey Show. You rock my life. Hey, Mikey, I'm really hoping people don't attack this guy for moving on. Two years is a long time and an eternity for a single father. I also believe his wife would want him to be happy. Yeah, I asked Skye during the break. I said, do you think that there's going to be people that are kind of upset at the relationship? Because they knew each other and that kind of stuff. And Skye said, you know, she thinks that that's indicative of somebody that would be younger.

2:35:16And I agree. I think that as you mature, you get older, you kind of realize that it isn't, you know. It's not like the best friend stealing your man type of scenario, you know. In fact, if a woman were to pick somebody that she would want her man to be with, she would probably pick her best girlfriend. This ain't no Denise Richards, yo. You know what I'm saying? 570-1053. P1 Leslie, are you there? Yes, I am. Go ahead. I am bawling in my car. That was the sweetest thing I think I've ever heard in my life. We got to check in with them.

2:35:50We got to check in with them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And find out how they're doing. That was pretty cool. I almost cried. If my husband were to, if I were to die, I would want him to be with one of my best friends because I chose them as friends. So why wouldn't I want him to be with that person? There wouldn't be, you would not, so you would not feel any animosity towards that. nothing. It would make me happier than anything. There you go. Make that happen now. What does that even mean? Why do you even attack it?

2:36:25You're ruining the moment. I'm just saying that. Don't say. P1 Ice Pick. Hey bro. What's up? I'm a Marine. I've seen combat. That had me crying. It's got to go on the best dub CD. Dude. Let me tell you something. The only reason that I didn't cry is Sky makes fun of me for enough things. That's true. And I couldn't take it. I knew. I pulled you out all day yesterday. Oh, dude, she was on me like a barracuda on chopped up fish. Yeah.

2:36:57I would have understood, Mike. You would not. I would have. I was crying. If Sky were doing an interview with the camera off set, she would be saying, I do not understand. No. I mean, I would have been so cool about it, but then a couple days later, it would be a lot like when Chantel walks out of the studio and she starts in. I can't believe she ruined it for us. It's so terrible when she does that. Team Sass would have won.

2:37:29Stop it. Thank you for the call, bro. P1 Blood Splatter is trying to use a very tough P1 name. You're right. Go ahead. Go ahead, P1 Blood Splatter. It's not about being tough. I studied forensics, and that's what I love. I gotcha. Gotcha. So what were you calling to say? Well, I was just going to say that I was a little worried at the beginning. Because, you know, when she first came up, she was like, oh, that's so sweet. He's calling me. Yeah. You know? And then afterward, you know, she was like, oh, she was all excited because he was a friend from work. Yeah.

2:38:01And I was like, oh, no. Oh, no. This is not going to go good. I didn't hear that. I didn't hear her get excited that he was a friend from work. No, I think she was worried that it was going to be a goofy guy from work. Oh, yeah, yeah, right. That it was somebody else. I'm thinking to myself, oh, that's not going to go well. Well, I agree with you that when she first picked up the phone, I thought, oh, man, she thinks this is cute. And I felt like there was kind of the let me pat you on the head kind of sound. Right, I got that vibe, too. And I was worried, man. I was like, oh, no, man.

2:38:33And even though he was saying, I promise it won't be awkward, it would be awkward. It'd be beyond awkward. Done, yeah. Beyond awkward. Done. Yes. And so, and I also really liked that he said, come on, let's ruin the friendship. Let's go for it. Yeah, he's a great person. That was awesome. P1 Penguin is on the line. Oh, hi, Penguin. Oh, my God, you guys, that was the best. Ah, I love it. It's pretty cool. Oh, my gosh, and the fact that. Are you crying? A little. Oh, I love her. You're so cute.

2:39:06But I mean, the fact that she's a friend and, you know, she gets along with the daughter. I mean, how perfect is that? Anybody would have a problem with that poor guy finding love. Well, you know what, Penguin? It's funny that you say that because I'm going to connect you with the next line who has a problem with the whole thing. No, my. And thinks that this guy is out of line for going out with his wife who died of cancer's friend. Oh, no. Are you there, Renegade? You got it. So talk to Penguin, and Penguin, maybe you can reason with P1 Renegade. Go ahead, Renegade.

2:39:41First of all, there's a reason penguins don't fly. Don't do that. I let my friends be with my wife because they're all knuckleheads, and they hump everything that moves. Well, those are your friends. Those are your creepy friends. That's most of them. Come on, most guys. Come on. Now, wait a minute. Now, this is a woman. though. I mean, this is a chick friend and not a guy friend. Yeah. Chicks are even worse. Girls are even worse. Even if you're in your 30s and even if this is a single dad whose

2:40:13ex-wife or wife passed away. Yeah, too bad, man. Tough. He says it's wrong. Renegade thinks it's wrong. Don't fly. Get him off the line. Don't you bash penguins, Renegade. Is he a human being? Obviously not. He obviously has trashy friends. First, he's got to pig on penguins. Right. Then he's got to rip on a poor guy who just lost his wife. It's been two years. Hey, man, it's a hard world. That's too bad. Wow. I think Renegade has some built-up something that he has not let go of because that is not the situation here.

2:40:50Renegade, Renegade, is that true? Do you have some built-up issues that you have not let go of? No, I'm a very happy guy, and orcas eat penguins. Will you stop attacking penguins? That is the truth, though. That is the truth. Stop attacking penguins. That's true. They do eat penguins. They do eat penguins. All right, renegade penguins, thank you for the call. Love you guys. Love you. I do not love you. Come on. No. No love for him. I'm lashing out at penguins for no reason. Yeah, come on, Skye. Don't be that way. Yeah, don't be that way, Skye. What?

2:41:21He's a jerk. Yeah, Skye. Why don't you not be that way? Shut up, you guys. In a little bit, we're going to be talking to Dennis Hopper. Oh, man. That's going to be pretty cool. I can't wait. That's going to be pretty cool. Would you guys, I'm going to give you guys a choice, but would you guys be interested in what? In hearing Ladies of the World by The Flight of the Conchords? Oh, I can jam to that all day, bro. This one is going out to all the ladies of the world.

2:42:01All right. Gotcha. Just want to do something special for all the ladies in the world. Yes. Just want to do something special for all the ladies in the world. I think Renegade is dedicating this one to all the ladies. Ladies in the world. I'm a hermaphrodite lady.

2:42:55Are you sexy hermaphrodite lady? No. Pretty sexy lady bits. You're sexy man bits too. It'll well wait. Even you must be into you. Good point. All the ladies in the world. I want to get next to you. Show you some gratitude. By making love to you. It's the least we can do. A lovely soldier in the world. Who tell us where I fall. The picture of a woman. What a peaceful world this world would be A bad ass not warheads

2:43:29Flaws not balls We're talking about brunettes not fighter jackheads It's got to be sweet sixteens not M-sixteens When will the governments realize It's got to be funky sexy ladies I have a vision and all I can see Is only you with the all of me In a world of peace and harmony Where every lady gets a little piece of breadie I've been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam And a Wambam, Mr. Duncan, thank you, ma'am Thank you, ma'am

2:44:02Just want to do a little something special for you all Just want to do something special For all the ladies in the world All the old ladies All the cleaning ladies Just want to do something special for all the ladies Wow. That one's for you ladies. Thank you. I accept. Very good.

2:44:34People still calling in about Secret Crush, man. The calls are still coming in. P1 Rhonda, are you there? I am. What's going on? I just want to say that nobody but nobody has any right to judge these two. My brother lost his wife about a year ago to breast cancer and left him with two little kids. And he is currently dating and in love with and will probably marry one of her best friends. Oh, wow.

2:45:05And it's awkward, it's weird, it's hard, but it's beautiful. And to that guy who was arguing with Penguin, I wanted to know that Karma is a real witch. And, you know, it's a beautiful thing, and it's between them, and no one has any right to judge them. If they can find happiness, then God bless them and go for it. Yeah, it sounds like they both were really into each other. Yeah, totally. That was a cool thing. P1D man, you there? Yeah. Go ahead.

2:45:36What's up, Mikey? Good, man. What's up, Mikey? Good, man. Yeah, I wasn't going to point it out. It was, you know, I had to say it. I love that. Go ahead, D-Man. Ah, dude, you threw me off. I know it, I know it. You had the whole thing prepared, and I messed it up. I apologize. He went renegade saying he was happy like Hitler saying he was happy. Dude, that guy obviously. I support those statements. Thank you very much. The dude was not looking to just move somebody in the slot. I mean, people need love.

2:46:09The dude lost somebody he loved, and now he found somebody that he likes, and you should be happy for him. Yes, no, I agree with that. This is going to be an interesting phone call that we take next. I'm nervous. It's P1 Drew. And Drew, are you there? Yes, I am. Go ahead. How are you guys doing this morning? Well, fantastic. Awesome, awesome. Let me just have everybody put their seatbelts on nice and tight. Oh, great. Eddie is throwing over his lap belt, and now he is all strapped in. Skye, you might want to pull yours a little extra tight there, too.

2:46:43Skye is now pulling her air seatbelt on nice. I've been in an old car. It only goes across. Oh, I don't like it. Put my helmet on. Just a lap. That's all I have. Ashley's putting her helmet on. That's actually a real helmet, which is weird. I bring it everywhere with you. It's in her backpack. Eddie is now putting on the rollercoaster restraint that just came down and locked into place. Now there should be a I-can-barely-speak-English 15-year-old skinny kid that comes over, barely tests to see that it's down over you, and walks away. It's moving. Yes.

2:47:14Yeah, you're like, hey, dude. Come on, it's moving. Okay, here we go. Drew, what were you going to say? I actually had a question for Skye. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. I was wondering if she died, she would have a problem if Ashley went out with her husband. Skye, if Ashley and Bunny Boo started to see each other, you know. Oh, look at her face. Look at Skye's face. Skye's face is frozen right now. What if Mr. Skye hates me?

2:47:46How is that possible that that would ever happen? Well, you would be there for him in his time of need. But he can't stand me. Hang on a minute. He hated Sky at first. Wait a minute. No, that's not true at all. Sky, when you think about it, you really do care about Ashley. So for your husband and Ashley to make love and be married is not something. If they were married, if they were married. How do you make love to someone that you don't even want to be in the same room with? Hang on. You were there for him. You were there for him.

2:48:20You brought him passeroles, your delicious meals. Yes, and you talked to him. Even the side of me makes his stomach turn. The side of me makes him nauseous. I'm so annoyed. Why did that ever make sense? Oh, my. Skye? I think this may happen. Skye. Wow. If I were to pass away, I would be happy for my husband to find love with anyone. If he found love again, I think that would be your good friend, Ashley. Personally, I don't believe that they are a match. I think they have different personalities.

2:48:58But two years from now, maybe. Yeah, maybe. He's all grown up. But if something happened and they fell in love, like I said, I'd be happy for my husband to find love again with anyone. How dare you, man. With anyone. If they took a ride on the Donkey Kong chopper, That'd be cool, too. Thank you very much. Eddie, are you buying a word of that? Garbage, Mike. Garbage. That's all I hear. You think I don't want my husband to find love? Oh, we think that. Maybe, but not with Ashley. Not anybody you know. Not anybody you know. They're not listening to us, Skye. I know. They're not listening to the fact that they are. We don't understand that Mr. Skye would never in a million years go for me.

2:49:33That's not the question. That's not the question. The question isn't. If he answered your question. Hang on. Time out. Wait. Hold up. Wait a minute. Hold up. Wait a minute. You cannot picture your spouse. The question was, are they compatible? I could hear this being the answer, but that wasn't the question. But it's hard to wrap your head around your loved one being with somebody so opposite from you. It would be equivalent, Mike, to you being like, yeah, if Rebecca passed away, would I marry Skye? Right. Never in a million years, because you guys are so different. You guys are not compatible. That isn't the question.

2:50:06It's the same thing. I can still talk about the actual morality of it, whether or not I think it's okay. Yeah, we're not compatible, Sky, but I could ask myself, is that okay? Would I be okay with that? And I answered that question. I would be happy for him to find love with anyone. Including Ashley. Of course. She loves me. Sky loves me. Yes. It would never happen in a million years. There was that slight smile that hit her face. There it is.

2:50:37There it is. Shut up, you jerk. I know you too well. Come on. I'm sorry they're not listening to us. Please. Let's make this happen. What does that even mean? I don't know. I mean, I would have to die for it. Eddie. I don't want that. Well, thank you. I don't either. As we're going to break, as we're going to break, P1X helicopter mom. Are you there? It's exhausting. Yeah, what did you want to say? Okay, first I just want to say I've been listening to you since you guys came to San Diego, and I love your show. I'm an older listener. I'm 53.

2:51:08Nice. Cool. And I was listening to Olivia and Ethan when I was out jogging. That's why it took so long to call. I told Rob, I was just crying, my shirt is soaking wet. And we're getting our kitchen remodeled by Rocket people. They're doing the granite. Well, their P1 listener is awesome. They were listening, but they didn't hear the ending. So I told them what happened with Olivia and Ethan, and they were totally stoked. They just thought it was the greatest thing. That is so cool. That is so cool. And after 17 years, I'm not a helicopter mom anymore. Hey, listen, I'm going to put you on hold.

2:51:45Let's give you some movie passes or something. That's very cool. Can you hold on a minute, ex-helicopter mom? Hang on. Mikey, I am single, and after a bunch of disappointing dates, I lost my faith and true love. But after this morning's Secret Crush, I have hope again. It's P1 Star. Our text number is 35253. Dennis Hopper is going to be on the show this morning. Tomorrow, Rob is Ashley's slave the entire show long. Yeah, it's like, uh...

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2:53:42Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey. What's up? Hey, this is P1 Matt. Hey, I just want to thank you for hooking me up with Sleep Train. Went there two days ago. We got a Stearns and Foster just like you. And went to Santee Sleep Train. We got the bed for a price that I can't even mention on the radio. And then they gave us all the accessories, the sheets, a really nice bed frame, the mattress cover. You name it, everything half off. You slept on it yet? No, we get it delivered tonight. Lucky.

2:54:13Can't wait. You're going to love it, dude. We didn't get the exact same one you got. They showed me the one you got. But we got one of the other surgeons and fosters, and they're all nice. They're so awesome. That's awesome, dude. That makes me happy. Call me back and tell me tomorrow morning how your first night's sleep was on that sleep train mattress. Yeah, I might have to take Friday off. I'll be feeling too rested. I'll have to go take an extra day. Or maybe we can join him. Yeah, for a nap. Is it cool if we come over and take a nap later? That's right. Yeah, the show. We got the California King. It's big enough for everybody.

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3:00:14Order UFC 85 live on pay-per-view this Saturday, 12 p.m. by using your Cox Digital Cable Remote Control. The Mikey Show. With another visit from Dr. Phil. I am Dr. Phil. Gross. I'm uncomfortable. I got to tell y'all, I have dealt with situations like this, the three-year-old and the taking the stuff, and you come home, and the three-year-old took the stuff, and you're wondering, what do I do here, Dr. Phil? Well, your little O.J. in training there needs to be skewed. I don't think he's that bad. Is this O.J. Simpson? I don't think he's that bad.

3:00:47I don't know that that applies. It's a little bit of a... You take his little three-year-old bottom to prison and leave him there, okay? Here's what we do. The Mikey Show continues. This is The Rock. This band is pretty funny. They do like the whole 70s get-up stuff. You're out with your friends and it's feeling like old times.

3:01:25Standing in line in the front of the club. You're driving around town, blasting your mic. Welcome back. It's 9.02. Well, you can expect the price of flying to go up. Because of out-of-control fuel prices, airlines are going to start cutting flights. In a surprise move, the Detroit Pistons fired their head coach, Flip Saunders. We are still getting phone calls about today's secret crush. Oh, man. We are still getting text messages about today's secret crush. That's a good one. Uh, this one says, my boss thinks that I'm stoned because of my bloodshot puffy eyes.

3:02:01Come on. Mikey, I'm glad she said yes, otherwise I would have been depressed all day. Mikey, I'm going to be late to work because I had to stop and listen. I'm in tears, but it's so worth it. Mikey, imagine all the people listening at work freaking bawling and freaking out over that amazing secret crush. I almost cried. If you missed it, a guy wrote us for Secret Crush and basically he lost his wife to ovarian cancer a couple of years ago. Hasn't dated since then.

3:02:39And he wanted to tell Olivia how he felt about her. Olivia is a friend of his wife who passed away. And he told Olivia how he felt. Olivia's been in their lives for a couple of years. And she wasn't so much surprised about his feelings as much as she was surprised that it was on the radio. And I guess that goes back to the whole vibe thing. Maybe she picked up what he was throwing down. But she said she had never told him this, but she felt the same way.

3:03:17She didn't want to tell him because she didn't know if he would think that it was disrespectful to his wife's memory or whatever. and what if she was wrong about how she perceived his feelings about her to beat. But it's pretty amazing. I'm ready now. Michelle, are you there? Yeah, hi, Mikey. Hey, guys. What's up? Hey, Mikey. I just want, you know, that P1 renegade, I don't think he has any kids because the big picture in all this that got to my heart is that this man has found someone to love his daughter and cares about his daughter

3:03:52And that for me, as a wife, if I pass away, that's all I care about is I want someone to love my kids, take care of my husband as well. But definitely my kids are so important. I want to be sure that they're taken care of. And if they don't have me, their mommy around, that they have someone else that will love them almost just as much as that. But I love my kids, you know. So I don't think P1 Renegade is a father because he's not thinking. He's thinking with his, I don't know. but people need to look at that big picture whoever is against ethan and olivia oh my gosh bless their hearts good luck to them because um i think that's awesome if you know for for ethan

3:04:36to find someone to love and take care of his daughter as well hopefully awesome thank you michelle i appreciate it you're welcome so uh listen to what ashley wrote in her email to me about what she was up to yesterday. Okay. She said, I had a very interesting experience at the nail salon. She says, that place never fails me. This little boy, maybe about nine, wanted to paint his nails purple. Cute. His mother let him. What?

3:05:07Whoa. But made them wash it off right before they left. Ugh. It was interesting. Okay. Would you let your little boy paint his nails? no ashley i wouldn't i don't think i would uh well and here's the thing that you have to remember you know you don't just uh maybe you could but there's like explanation like you're the whole i believe that our whole thing as parents were just teachers so uh you teach them hey you know The nail polish, that's for the girls to put on, and the girls don't put on a jockstrap.

3:05:49You know what a jockstrap is, son? Let me tell you about what a jockstrap is, and the girls don't put those on. And this kid's nine years old. What does he know from nail polish? It looks like a toy. It's fun. It looks colorful. It looks fun. So he's probably going to be drawn to it. I'll tell you what I think the issue, the issue, here's what I think the deal is. If you take your kid to the nail salon, boy or girl, they're going to be interested. Definitely.

3:06:25You know, they're going to be interested. You're taking them to a place that does nails. They're going to be interested in the stuff they're seeing. Little kids are, you know, visual, whatever. They're looking around there. Looks fun to them. If you take your kid to a rock climbing place with you, they're probably going to be interested in that. They're going to want to climb the rocks. So, that's what's going on. So, ladies, if you take your son to the nail salon, they're probably going to want to do it. Now, I think that the real gray area is the age. You know, Jake, my son, he's almost two.

3:07:00He'll be two years old in four months. And so he's so little, I don't know that any kind of painting his nails, I don't think it would really mean anything. I don't think he'd care either way. I don't think he'd be paying attention. But for that reason, that may be more reason to not do it. It's not necessary. It's just not necessary. That's more about, in my opinion, that's more about mom having fun. You know, she's just, if it were my 20-month-old. This nine-year-old, sounds like he wanted to do it. Yeah, it actually was very interesting because the mom, like, did not, she was not comfortable or okay with it, but he really wanted to, and you could tell, like, his face looked guilty.

3:07:43Like, he goes, like, the Vietnamese woman who was doing the woman's pedicure. It was a Vietnamese lady that was doing the pedicure? Yes. Now, that's very unusual, isn't it? I mean, that's so strange. Well, you know, this is the male film I go to. Yes, yes. It happened to be a Vietnamese woman who was doing the pedicure, and she almost jokingly said... Do you still go to Mira Mesa Nails, or do you go to a different place now? No, no, it's a different place. I got you. Different place. What do you want from me? I don't want you. I'm no speaker English! But it was that woman who jokingly said to the nine-year-old boy, because he was looking at all the colors,

3:08:17she goes, oh, you want your nails painted too? And he looked around, and he's like, no, but his face looked guilty. Like, you could tell he secretly wanted to. So finally, he got it. He just raised his eyebrows like, oh, boy, jump into your own conclusions there. I was being very observant, okay? Because he had that guilt. He looked like, can I? Oh, I probably am not allowed to. But I'd love to. So then he painted his nails. Wow, man. What? Aw. No, so get this, right? It was crazy to me because she painted his nails, and then the pedicure finished up, and the woman goes, can you go ahead and take the nail polish off my son, please?

3:08:52Thank you. And the kid goes, why, Mommy? He goes, but purple's my favorite color. and he was really sad to have her take the nail polish off. It's the same thing. And I felt so bad for the little boy. I'm like, why, mom? Why are you making this? First of all, are we forgetting that if you go to a shoe place and your kid puts on a pair of shoes, you don't just walk out of the store with those either? Well, yeah, but it's like the shoes have already been purchased. I mean, the job was already done. Okay.

3:09:22Well, if you go, let me think. Well, real quick, Ash, did the mother give her consent for the nail lady to put it on? Yes, she did. Oh, okay. So it's not like the nail lady just started doing it. Right. Like, at first, the woman goes, you know, honey, will you please come and sit down? You know, your sister never does this. She sits down when I bring her in here. Will you sit down, please? So he did. And then next thing I know, because I was reading my magazine, I look up, and his nails were painted purple. And he was so happy. And then at the very end, she goes, she puts the kibosh on it and makes the Vietnamese woman take the nail polish off the little boy. - Aww.

3:09:56- Eddie? - Gross. - Thoughts? Well, first of all, I don't understand why the boy is going with the mom to the nail salon. That's annoying. Not an errand. Whatever. No, I don't like that. I don't like that. Is that okay with you? That's normal. But boys don't go to nail salons. No. Maybe she didn't have a sitter. Well, figure it out. Oh, sorry. Oh, it's not like she's going to go to a strip club. I don't like it. I don't like it. Come on. I ain't having it.

3:10:27And secondly, the boy wants the nail polish. You tell him, no, kid, that's for the little girls and mommies. Sorry, you're not getting no nail polish on your fingernails. He should have seen his face already. I don't care. Ashley and Skye, what's the problem with what Eddie said and just saying no? Sorry, little Billy, that's for the girlies. I mean, there's such a thing of like, oh, we got to do what our kids want. If they want it, then we got to give it. No, that's not it at all for me.

3:10:59I'm not about. You're dressing your kids up in dresses. Yeah. Because I'm not about rigid gender rules. You should. Rigid gender rules. I'm not about it. I'm not about it. You should be. Why should I be? Because it's how life is. Well, you're teaching them. Yeah. Like I said with the lunchbox thing that we were talking about a while ago, like I'll explain to them, hey, you know, this normally is for girls and, you know, other boys may They make fun of you, but if after that discussion they still want to go ahead and do it, then it's okay. A lunchbox and a dress are pretty different, Skye. Okay, we're doing it.

3:11:32We're getting our nails painted purple. Do you want a homosexual son? I do not. I think you would prefer it. I want to accept my child for whatever they are and love them for whatever they are. You would almost want your son to be gay so that you could say you're okay with it. Right. No, I will be okay with my child regardless. Look at how accepting I am. That doesn't make me cool. I love how gay he is. That doesn't make me cool. As a fellow gay man. I'm just saying. How tolerant. You're very, you know, you want to show the way I'm very tolerant. Well, that's true.

3:12:04Even my own son is gay. And I, well, I mean, I made him that way, but I love him. No, first of all, you can't make people gay. He is a gay man. Yeah, you can't. I agree. Well, you forced him into a dress and nail polish. Yeah. I did not force. Are you guys not listening to me? My brother played. Bought him a strawberry shortcake doll. Barbie's with me growing up. My brother is playing Barbie's with me. His favorite color was magenta. Now he's about to get hitched. Does that mean he's gay? It doesn't. That's my point. Like, let them play with whatever they want. If my brother wanted to play with Barbies, he played with Barbies. He turned out completely straight. He's getting married this summer, you know, but.

3:12:37All right. P1, Michelle agrees with Eddie. Michelle, are you there? Yeah, I am. Go ahead. I was just with a comment about, I don't think a young child should be in a nail salon anyway. Because if you really think about it, you see all the women wearing masks because it's not good to breathe in any of that stuff. But that's not agreeing with Eddie. No one wears masks at my place. He said that she should have taken him that. No, Eddie said that boys. Eddie said boys. He didn't say children or girls. He said boys. Eddie said it.

3:13:08No one wears masks at my place. Eddie said it. Open your ears. No, Eddie said it. No, Eddie said it. Eddie was not concerned about anybody's health. He's concerned about masculinity is what he's concerned about. Ashley goes to an unmasked place. There are no masks at the place I attend. But I get what you're saying, Michelle. Yeah. They're chemicals. They're chemicals. I agree with that. That's why there's... Chemicals, the nail polish? Yeah, that's why they're signed. Like, pregnant women should be, like, aware. Can't paint their nails? P1 Nice Guy, are you there? Yeah, this is me, Mikey. Go ahead. Hey, I was going to say to you guys, I grew up going to the salon with my mom all the time,

3:13:42and it's like you said, sometimes you just couldn't find a sitter. Yeah. And, I mean, I never wanted to put nail polish on or anything, but I found out... If you never wanted to put nail polish on, we're not saying that we think that, well, okay, Eddie is saying that he doesn't think you should take your boy to the nail salon, and I'm kind of saying the same thing of like, well, this is what I'm saying. If you do, just know your kid might want to put on nail polish if you take him. Okay, so you're saying that you used to go to the nail salon, but you're telling us flat out, you didn't even ask to put on nail polish. No, I mean, I went to the nail salon, the hair salon, and really, I actually used to

3:14:21like going with my mom just like a little bit of a pretty lady. There you go. Cute. There you go. Yeah, man, I was like going out with the maid. I've never told her that. Kenny, stop it. Sorry. Let's see. P1 Jessica, are you there? I'm here. Go ahead. I think it's fine, like, that the mom took him to the nail salon, whatever, maybe she can just find a sitter, but I would do the same exact thing. I would not want my little boy wearing nail polish, especially if he came home and his dad saw that. Like, you know what kind of reaming you would get? Yeah, if I came home, you know, and Jake was nine and he had nail polish on, which he never would.

3:14:59He would flip, right? But if he did, I would say, babe, what are you doing putting nail polish on the boy? He's a boy. I wouldn't even chance it bringing my son home and having nail polish on his finger. If you have a son and you want to play with makeup, you're okay with him putting on lipstick and stuff like that? I've said that before, yes. Again, like I've said a million times, I would explain to him. Not gay, transgender. I would explain to him, this is something for girls and other people may make fun of you if this is something you want to do. But if the child didn't care and still wanted to play, then go ahead.

3:15:37Give a slip-on. Yes. Go ahead. You're wearing a dress and lipstick? Oh, there's the woman I'm sexually attracted to. I know what happened to Tobias. Shut up. Guy became a never-nude. Oh, no. Right? I don't know. You want the kid to become a never-nude? I don't know. I want that, huh? Exactly. I'd love my child regardless. Would you eat your dog? Would you eat your cat? No. Would you eat your gay son? No. Text up. He'll polish his murder. That's right. 3-5-2-5-3.

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3:19:06You guys are a bunch of jerks and you know that. And Ashley. I just have a different way of speaking. There you go. Utilizing the language. The Mikey Show's on. All right. No. That's what I'm talking about. Rock 105.3. Celebrity line was ringing while we were in break, so we had to come back rather quickly. welcome back it's 9 21 mayor sanders won a second term yesterday and the city's attorney race will go to a runoff between jan goldsmith and mike aguirre dennis hopper is a big soccer fan he'll

3:19:43be happy to know that mexico is playing argentina at qualcomm stadium tonight is he really a soccer manchester did not know that very very very very big star on the line mr dennis hopper hey how are you good how are you i'm good it's It's good to talk to you. Who was that saying Manchester? That's my producer, Eddie. Ah. Are you a soccer fan? I actually am a soccer fan. And it's Manchester's your team. Uh-huh. How did you get...

3:20:14Well, I mean, I had a friend who broke his foot when Manchester lost. Just recently, he kicked a can that was full of, like, semen. Oh, my. He broke his foot. Oh, my. So I was at the Cannes Film Festival with him, and I said, how'd you do that? And he said, when Manchester lost, he's German, when Manchester lost, I kicked this can and it was full of semen. Oh my. Oh my. Anyway, that's my man sitting, my, my Manchester story. We're going to be talking to you, uh, Dennis, about a few things. One of them is this Cinevegas, which we want to ask you all about. Oh yeah. And, uh, get the, the load down with it.

3:20:49And, uh, I'm going to tell you right off the bat, the thing that I was the most excited to talked to you about was Apocalypse Now. Now, of all of the movies, you have been in so many movies. Of all the movies that you've done, mine's Apocalypse Now. That's the one that I think I love the most. But what do you get asked about the most? What movie do people ask you about the most? Well, it depends. You know, I get a lot from Hoosiers. You know, I was nominated for an Academy Award for Hoosiers, and a lot of sports figures, a lot of coaches come and say when we're down, I show Hoosiers for inspiration to my team, little kids come up to me and

3:21:32say, hey coach, because a lot of the movies that I did, little kids don't see, that was That was a new revelation of my life. But Blue Velvet, David Lynch's song. And, well, there's so many. True Romance has seen. Ah, yeah. Yes. The best. Let me ask you about True Romance, because we have heard that the scene with you and Christopher Walken was improvised, that you improvised the eggplant line. Is that true?

3:22:06Yeah, the eggplant line I did improvise, But that was really written by Tarantino, and the only improvisation in there was me saying, you know, and you're all part eggplant, and him saying, yeah, and you're a honeydew. Yeah. Those were two ad-lib lines, but the rest of it was written by Quentin Tarantino and written beautifully, I must say. What was the experience like on the set, working with heavyweights like that, Christopher Walken and Tarantino, who was just starting? Yeah. Well, Tarantino wasn't there, but it was Tony Scott. Tony Scott, that's right. Tarantino wrote it, right?

3:22:44Yeah, I actually read that James Gandolfini... He was the one that cut my hand, yeah. Yeah, and then like Christian Slater, they were all huddled around the monitor watching that scene because they were all like blown away. Really? Yeah. It was a great day. It was really great. And Walken was sensational. We were being interviewed, we were doing some press afterwards, and the guys in the press said, you know, you two are great actors. And Walken said, well, I don't know whether we're great actors or not, but he said, I started out as a dancer, and Hopper and I partner real well together. I thought that was terrific.

3:23:24That's cool. We're talking to Dennis Hopper. We're going to be asking him about Cinevegas here in a minute. So let's talk Apocalypse Now, because I'm so excited to ask you about this film. I'm surprised you waited three questions in. I know. That's good patience. What was interesting is that when I said Apocalypse Now, I thought I heard Mr. Hopper do kind of a, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Now, I have seen Eleanor Coppola's documentary on the making of Apocalypse Now. Heart of Darkness.

3:23:59Heart of Darkness. Now, I know that during that period of time, Mr. Coppola was under a tremendous amount of pressure. He was very stressed out. You came in halfway through production, and I'm sure you've seen the documentary yourself, right? Yeah. Most of us that are really involved in the film don't care very much for it because it's misleading. I mean, for example, it seems like in the scenes with Francis that we had some sort of magic script that we were working off of. But in point of fact, we had no end of the movie, so it was all improvised.

3:24:40And Francis, we would write in the morning of the day of shooting, and then we would improvise off what we'd written. So it's a little misleading when he said, just learn your lines. What lines are we talking about, Francis? So there's a few of those in it that seem to make the piece keep moving along, but are really sort of false pieces of information. So what are your memories of the Philippines during that period of time? Well, first of all, some movies, as great as they are, the living experience of working on them is even greater.

3:25:15And Apocalypse Now was one of my great life experiences. So it's very difficult, I mean, to really put it into a few words. I mean, we played war games that were more elaborate than the things that we shot in the movie. At night, we would go out with advisors, and we'd hold bridges that the Japanese and the Americans had lost. And, you know, are there 400 headhunters coming by the sea or are they coming to the jungle? And we had mortars that we could fire, and it would shoot off powder, that if you got covered in the powder, you're out of the game. It was just incredible flares, and it was amazing.

3:25:57Very quickly, we have this very quick clip, cut 28. This is dialectics. It's very simple, dialectics, one through nine. No maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can't travel in space. You can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, with fractions. What are you going to land on, one quarter, three eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That's dialectic physics, okay? Dialectic logic is, there's only love and hate. You either love somebody or you hate them. This is the way the world ends.

3:26:30Look at this. I'm with a man. Whimper. And with a whimper, I'm splitting, Jack. I love it. Wait a minute. Now, tell me, Dennis. Now, Dennis, is that improvised? That's improvised, yeah. Dialectic. My theory on dialectic physics. Wow. How did that come to you? How did that come to you? Well, that was something that I actually, that was a, oh boy, that was a sensitivity encounter that I'd been involved with the Western Behavioral Institute. Shut a group of us up down in San Diego, and we ran the government for 72 hours in this think tank in the late 60s.

3:27:15So it came out of that, dialectic physics and dialectic logic. That's unbelievable, unbelievable. So, you know, you're talking to San Diego. What were your memories of living here in San Diego? Did you like it? Well, I went to high school in San Diego. Yeah, you went to Helix, right? I started at the Old Globe Theater, acting at the Old Globe Theater when I was 13 years old. And I acted there until I was 18. And then I went under contract with Warner Brothers and did Rob Without a Cause and Giant when I was 18 and 19. That's unreal. So I came right out of San Diego, and the Old Globe Theater is one of the great places in the world. I mean, it's just so beautiful there, and I was so anxious to get out of there.

3:27:52I had to get to Hollywood and get in the movies, but when I go back there and look at it, I want an idiot child. Just look around you. It's got to be one of the most idyllic places in the world, the Old Globe Theater. It's just a wonderful place to be. Is it true, Dennis Hopper, that you and Elvis Presley were friends? Yeah, yeah. Wow. How did that come about? Well, he knocked on my door one day. Oh, okay. And he said, I'm Elvis Presley. And I said, no kidding. Wow.

3:28:24He said, I've come out to do Love Me Tender. And he said, I know you're a friend of James Dean. And he said, I really think he was one of the great actors. And I wonder if I could hang out with you and you can maybe show me where he lives and so on. So we spent about a week and a half together. No way. I took him around town. And this was before all of his cousins and all of his entourage came out. And we spent a week and a half investigating where James Dean had lived and raced cars and whatever. And then he went off and did Love Me Tender. Unbelievable.

3:28:56What a life story of Dennis Hopper. It's crazy. Dennis, tell us about CineVegas and tell us what it is. Okay, well, CineVegas started 10 years ago and we're celebrating the 10th anniversary. I got involved with it five years ago. And it's a great cutting-edge festival. Trevor Groth and Mike Plant, who program Sundance, program our festival. We show films that have no distribution, that are really cutting-edge films. We show over 40 features. We show 30 short features. And we show 10 films that were just made in Vegas.

3:29:31We give awards to the students from, I've got a plane going on. Yeah, where are you? Santa Monica, a little Santa Monica airport. There you go. Can you hear that plane? Yep, we can hear it. I see it. It's got two jet engines. Okay. But anyway, and we show big classic premieres. We had a premiere last year of Oceans 13, which we had all the stars up, and we raised over a million and a half dollars for Def 4. Most of the films are films that are looking for distribution. We have eight to ten premieres.

3:30:06We have great parties, and it's all at the Palms Hotel, the Maloofs and the Greenspuns. Robin Greenspun is our president. She's just a great president. And the Brennan Theaters at the Palms is where we show them. We have 15 theaters there, and it's a great time, and anyone can come. Really? It's the 12th of June to the 21st. It sounds great. Guarantee you a good time. It sounds great. Dennis, listen, we have to let you go. We're getting the wrap-up sign. I want to ask you just a real quick question. You answer this right as you're going out.

3:30:40Let's say space aliens from outer space land here on Earth, and they say, Dennis, we want you to tell us one movie, one movie of yours that you've been in that you want us to see, that you are tremendously proud of your acting performance in that film. What would it be? Well, I'd give them a good lay of the land. I think I'd have to go back to Easy Rider and show them the United States off a motorcycle. That's cool. That's not a bad idea. That is cool. Dennis Hopper, film legend. Wow.

3:31:13Hey, thank you so much for joining us. I appreciate it. Okay. Thanks to you. Thank you. Thanks to you. That was cool. I just said thank you. You were so close, man. You were so close. I'm nervous. But then it would have... You did great. I know. You did great. You were cool. You were nervous. It's okay. There's the Coronado Bridge to my left. We're coming into San Diego. Look, this landing seems very perfect. This is perfect. It's smooth. And this is coming off. Oh, look at that. You can see the harbor. Oh, no. That's a disaster. It's not that. Please, please. Far from it.

3:31:44Probably didn't even notice. That was really cool. I want to sit down and talk to that guy. Dude. Dude. Yeah. It's crazy. Can we have another hour with Dennis Hopper? Does he have, like, I wonder if he has an autobiography or something. He literally worked with John Wayne, James Dean. He's friends with him, he said. He's friends with James Dean. He was really devastated by the death of James Dean. I mean, they were like really close friends. You kind of forget how old he is and how long his career has gone. That's what I was thinking.

3:32:16I could never put him in the category of those people that he ever hung out with them. Sky, what did you think of him in that scene in Cher Romance? Don't you. Sky. I will box your ears if you say it. Sky. Get your boxing gloves on. Oh, my gosh. Sky. What movie is that again? I think I've seen it. I think I've seen it. I've seen it. I don't know. I think I've seen it, but I'm not exactly sure. I don't know how to go on. Is that the one with the six-star tent? Yes, it is.

3:32:48And Dennis Hopper was in that? Yeah, he played Christian Slater's dad. Yeah. They're looking for Christian Slater through the whole movie, And they go to, his dad lives in a trailer. And they go looking for him and he doesn't know where his son is. But they are going to torture him until they tell him. And so he realizes, I don't know where my, in his head, he realizes, I don't know where my son is. I'm going to get tortured. So I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to make them kill me so I don't have to go through torture. So he insults them in the worst possible way he can think of. And then he gets his wish.

3:33:23Dennis actually made a little mistake there. I was going to correct him, but I thought that would be rude. What? Christopher Walken replied, you're part cantaloupe, not honeydude. Oh, that is funny. That's right. That's right. That means you're part eggplant. Oh, this is so funny. How do we feel? My generation is aching for real. I'm a P-1 because of my girlfriend, Lynn, who turned me on the station. Now we got you guys on every morning and stuff like that.

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3:48:33Yeah, me and Sweet Willie. You and Sweet Willie. The Mikey Show continues. This is The Rock. You're ruining it for Sean. I'm being rash.

3:49:09Hey, mate. There's a guy that did all my things. All my black black men. And my black black men. That's all singers from together. All my gay friends. Oh, hey. That's right. All you in black eyeliner. Come on, let's do this. All right, put your capes on and let's sing. welcome back it is 9 50 ed mcmahon's home is facing foreclosure he is over 600 000 behind in his payments philadelphia eagles cornerback leto shepherd is skipping workouts he's not happy

3:49:52Man, we got a lot of news that we just have now. been able to get to that we need to get to. Get to it. Let's do it. Let's talk about some of this stuff. McCain is already starting to go after Obama. Yeah, get him. McCain. Yeah, McCain. McCain. What is he saying about Obama? Let's see. Cut 26. Americans ought to be concerned about the judgment of a presidential

3:50:26candidate who says he's ready to talk in person and without conditions, with tyrants from Havana to Pyongyang, but hasn't traveled to Iraq to meet with General Petraeus and see for himself the progress he threatens to reverse. Damn! Uh-oh. In your face. Wow. Obama. So what is the American public going to go with? Are they going to go with the I feel secure with you or are they going to go with, man, that's the old way of thinking.

3:51:05Let's let's usher in change, change and, you know, cavorting with the enemy. Cavorting. Cut 27. This is indeed a change election. no matter who wins this election the direction of this country is going to change dramatically but the choice is between the right change and the wrong change between going forward and going backward well there it is oh there it is uh man i was gonna play this clip of hillary clinton

3:51:48congratulating barack obama but then i saw that it was 54 seconds long and there was no way i was going to listen to all that i got a 31 go ahead play a clip for you you can call me hillrod there it is that gets the message across eddie no thank you well conversely i got a 31 second clip of barack obama's speech and of course i want to hear that yeah beautiful he speaks really well cut three. America, this is our moment. This is our time. Our time to turn the page on the policies of the past. Our time to bring new energy and new ideas to the challenges we face.

3:52:40Our time to offer a new direction for this country that we love. Hallelujah. Oh, boy. Shawnee, now why is Shawnee giving the... He didn't even like Obama. I thought he was a Hillary guy. I thought you were. No, no, no. He was leaning towards McCain. Yeah. What, what, what? But then he figured it out. After hearing those, Mike, there's only one clear choice. Can you smell what Barack is cooking? Well, you know, once you go black, dude. No, that's what it is.

3:53:15That's what it is. Yeah, I think that's going to be pretty tough. I want John McCain to win. Yeah, me too, Mike. We're smart. We're like the smart ones. Or stuck in the past. One or the other. One or the other. Or the different ones. One or the other. No. Can you smell what the Mac is cooking? Yeah, baby. It smells gross. You're wrong. It smells old. It smells safe. It smells like it's decaying. It smells like it's about to have a heart attack. It smells like an earthy cobweb.

3:53:48It smells safe. It smells intelligent. It smells like moss balls. It smells sweet mahogany. You know what it smells like? It smells like there's actually content to it. I like that. It smells like my grandpa's bathroom. It smells like content. As you say, it smells like grandma's bathroom. My grandpa's bathroom. Your grandpa's bathroom. Do you smell what Barack is cooking? Oh, yummy. Do you like your grandpa? It smells sweet and fresh. It smells like you're cooking up some fake stuff. Oh, no, that smells real fresh.

3:54:23Fresh and sweet and new. Okay, it smells like you're cooking up a bunch of sweet things that you're saying. It smells like inexperience, Mike. Actually reeks of it. Actually reeks of it. Let's see. So, yes, there have, since the attack in Solana Beach by the great white shark. Oh, let's talk about this. There has been a phenomenally high amount of, and I say with finger quotes, shark sightings. Thank you.

3:54:59Since then. Yeah, they say prior to the April attack of the guy in Solana Beach where he died, they maybe had one or two shark sightings in about 15 years in the San Diego area. Since the attack, they've had 50 to 70 reports of shark sightings. Well, he's busy. He gets around. You don't think it just maybe got in people's heads and then they think they're seeing things? No, there's one of two things going on here, guys. Go ahead. What do we got? Be cool, Eddie. It's either the same shark and he's just trolling our area because that's where the food is. He's stalking the people of San Diego.

3:55:34Or he's sending out messages to his boys saying, dude, there's some good food around here. Messages. Come on down. How does he send these messages? I don't speak shark, guys. I don't know how they communicate, but they do. How about Chichewa? Do you speak that? Slight. Okay. That was a couple of words in Chichewa. That's cool. What we're talking about here is it's a perfect machine. Damn it, Martin! Hooper. You're going to need a bigger boat. Those are compressed tanks of air.

3:56:07Hooper drives the boat, chief. And I am not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Ketner boy spill out all over the dock. I'll catch him and kill him for 10. It's the greatest movie. Sky, you've seen Jaws with us, right? You saw it with us. Oh, no. She was half-baked. That's right, and she was reading Cosmopolitan magazine. I've seen Jaws. Thank you very much. Top five movie. It is? For me, yeah. Is it?

3:56:38Yeah. It's really good. I saw that movie for the first time when I was four, and that's why I have a huge fear of sharks and don't want to go in the ocean. You saw it when you were four? Yeah, by default, because we were... Default? It was by default. We were moving, and we were staying in a hotel. I just gave the gym look to the camera from the office. And my parents were asleep. I don't know where they were getting dinner. All I know, I was out sitting by myself at the hotel TV. Just me and the hotel TV. Jaws happened to be on. At four years old, you were by yourself? I don't know that I was by myself.

3:57:12I was four. Follow up my mom. I was. I would like to know why you were alone in a hotel by yourself at four years old. I don't know where the parents were. All I remember is I was sitting there freaking watching Jaws. And ever since then, I've had a huge fear of sharks. huge. Can't even go in the ocean. I'm starting to question your memory. This is something that I really remember, Eddie. You were four. I was. We can get my mom or my dad on the phone to confirm. I'm not buying it. That's why I'm traumatized, for life. That's the scariest thing ever.

3:57:47That music. Imagine just seeing what you're for. I want a waterproof iPod and put this music on Boston Rob and as a stunt, send them in there. make him listen to the soundtrack yeah no thank you tie some fish stuff really bad didn't Lamont and Tonelli do that with Sully they did in Santa Cruz out of all places which is like the worst place there was an attack up there and our buddies in the Bay Area

3:58:19Lamont and Tonelli they took their stunt boy it was one of the craziest things and we were like for real That's crazy. Yeah, he's so proud of it. Loved it. Yeah. They, like, taped fish stuff to him, and they made him go in the water. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. He won Sharpie. Yeah. What's up? Not much, man. I was calling in to, like, you know, one of the people that saw a shark, us, Torrey Pines. Me and my buddy were, like, out surfing, and we had to kneeboard it in after we saw the shark.

3:59:01Well, actually, we saw the seal first, and we saw the shark, like, coming in. It was pretty crazy. What's your name? P.O.N. Sharpie. No, but what's your real name? Brandon. And what's your buddy's name? Ken. Tim? Ken. Oh, okay. Yeah, because we got some clips of some surfers talking about it, and I thought maybe this was the same guy that was interviewed by the news. Same shark. Well, if it's the same shark, then it should be the same guy. Bag it and bag it, baby. It would be the same guy, yeah. Yeah. All right, Sharpie, thank you very much for the call.

3:59:35Thank you. Everybody's seeing sharks. I saw one in Vaughn's the other day. Yeah, me too. Hey, listen, they're all over the place. The express lane. Hey, did you phone it in? No. You've got to phone those suckers in, man. Really? That's right. Hi, my name is Skye. I'm standing in the express line at Vaughn's right now, and there is a great white shark swimming around this place. And I just, I want to let the authorities know because... Oh, my goodness, he just carried a 48-year-old woman away. Oh, no. Outside. And a bag of lace.

4:00:07That's right. And a big bag of lace. And some Charmin. And some French dip. Cut 30. Some French dip. French onion dip. For the lace. Well said. I saw a big, dark finger in the shape of the wave. And then right after the wave came, I saw a seal thrashing around and coming in. So I thought something was wrong. And I was palling in, and I saw my friend here on the inside, and he told me he saw it too, and we were just freaking out. So we went in, we told all our friends, and then this one guy up on the cliff, he saw it too. So he ran to tell the lifeguards.

4:00:48We now go to our program director, who witnessed something as well. What? Oh, my God. What? Oh, my God. What did you see? I saw the biggest shark. Really? You did? Hopper. Where? In my entire life. At Neiman Marcus. Oh, God. Neiman Marcus. Oh, my goodness. That was a trip, Shauna. Thank you for hanging up. Thank you for saying that. I appreciate you saying that. When we come back, Sky has new releases.

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4:04:37A three-course menu for only $30. Ducini Mediterranean Bistro, 5th and K in the Gaslamp. Visit D-U-S-S-I-N-I dot com. Did you know that we were back on the radio in five seconds? Yeah, I heard Zeth screaming something like that. That's what Zeth was saying? I was like, Zeth, what's even going on right now? Calm down, bro. I don't even get it. KIOZ San Diego is what's going on right now? Yeah. It's because we're KIOZ San Diego. KIO! KIO!

4:05:10Nice to see you. Thank you. Let's see. Mexico playing Argentina Qualcomm Stadium tonight Hey, somebody just scored a goal Somebody just scored a goal Somebody just scored a goal, you guys And they're warning people to avoid that whole area If you can Oh, come on, Mexicans are safe You know what I mean That's not what I'm saying

4:05:41That's so gnarly Racism in this country is out of control That's racist. Guys that hate me, they're people too. That is accurate, but racist. Wait a second. No, they're expecting about 60,000 people to attend the soccer game at Qualcomm. Why did you use finger quotes when you said people? Exactly. Exactly, Sky. What, are they going to be writing their burros into? Exactly, Sky. And then another 30,000 people trying to get into Petco. So all around the same time, we're going to have like 90,000 people. where we can negotiate the price of chiclets, right?

4:06:1690,000 people trying to get in the area. And again with the finger clothes. Ceramic Winnie the Poohs. Just a warning for traffic. What time? Well, the soccer game is at 8 at Qualcomm, and the Padres game starts at 7-ish at Petco. But what time will the people be getting shut down? Yeah, bring your empty tortilla shells. Exactly. And get them filled. take the trolley be very careful police are warning

4:06:49Mexicans will be out everywhere that's not what I'm saying they're warning people lock your cars lock your homes they'll steal everything inside terrible 80 of them to a car please everyone please 570-1053 is our phone number if you want to give us a call You're brutal. Mikey Show. Hello? Oh, hey, Mikey. Yeah.

4:07:21Hey, I just wanted to call to let you know my wife had just called me on the phone. I guess she called Amco. She was having problems with her car. Uh-huh. And she was confused, so she asked me what a banana check was, because apparently they're offering free banana checks on cars now. Oh, wow. Is that right? Really? Exclusive deal. That is unbelievable. I was wondering when they would start with the banana checks. Yeah, right? It's a great television show, but... But also for safety reasons. That's good for tailpipes. That's not a television show. It's Sean's favorite show. No, it's not. Banana Check. No, no, it's Banana Check.

4:07:54What? Yeah, Banana Check. No, that's wrong, that's wrong. That's what we're saying, bro. No, you're not saying that. Open your ears, Sean. If anybody sticks a Banana Check in your tailpipe, just call the cops. Yeah. Come on. And if the cops don't respond quickly enough, then you can call their other division, the squat team. This guy talked about them the other day when the squat team shows up to your house. Yeah, there's a squat team. They squat to check for the banana check. That's right. Dolphin shorts. 1980s afros. Okay, well.

4:08:27You said it. I didn't say that part. What time is it, Mike? Yeah, you better write that one down, Mike. What do you think happens? Someone's going to need a call later. Sean needs a call. He needs a banana check. You just need a banana check. Shut it up, dude. It's called ban-a-check. Banana-check. No. Dang it. So good. Voter turnout was the lowest ever for a California primary yesterday. Really? Shut up, Eddie. Yeah, when I went to vote yesterday, I mean, it was a ghost town. I don't know about you guys. How was it where you went, guys?

4:09:00Oh, it was so crazy. Very few people skyrocketed to you. That's crazy. Back to you. Are you kidding me? I couldn't find my thing. All of you. I couldn't find my thing. I couldn't find my thing. You're all the worst. Couldn't find my thing. You're all apathetic. I voted online. I cannot vote online. My dog ate my ballot. I voted at Vaughn's. I voted for Panic at the Disco. There you go. Are you kidding me? So they're not going to get the final figures until later today, but they believe probably less than 30% of registered voters actually went out to vote. That's not very many.

4:09:35That is not very many at all. Yeah, that's weak, huh, Sean? mikey show unbelievable yes hello hello yes you're on the air wonderful what can i do for you this is strange i'm on the phone yes strange i'm on the phone yes i'm on the phone who's the man i had a question for sky yes yes i want to know if sky is still going to vote for uh barack after she finds out that he doesn't eat ham you're gonna still vote for him sky

4:10:15well i don't know if that's true but that wouldn't influence my vote yeah right You smell what Barack is cooking. It ain't ham. I'll tell you that much right now. That ham's good. Don't miss the question ever. Sky has new releases for us. Releases that are out yesterday. Thank you. Okay, new video games out today. What's up, bro? What do you got, Sky? We have the Incredible Hulk for Xbox 360, PS2, PS3, and the Wii. Eddie, you'll be into that?

4:10:49Incredible. I know you like the movies. I didn't know you liked the video games. Come on, guy. You have other video games that are like superheroes? Dude, Ultimate Avengers was awesome. Yeah. I have Fantastic Four. I should have gotten Iron Man by now, but I haven't caught it yet, but I will. Eddie's a Marvel guy. Yeah, big time. Another video game Eddie will go out and buy today. Kung Fu Panda for the Xbox 360, Wii, PS2, and PS3. Yeah, Eddie's still the movie, so I don't know he's a fan. I mean, he went to the premiere. I took my niece. He went to the premiere. Huge fan. Lego, Indiana Jones, the original adventure, PSP, Wii, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3.

4:11:27Robert Ludlum's The Bourne Conspiracy for Xbox 360 and PS3. Dude, that is the Bourne. Yeah, you can download the... Ringtone. No. No? You can't get the Bourne Identity, Bourne Supremacy ringtone? Levels. The wallpaper. What's up? The MP3. What are we downloading? You guys do that, too. You're downloading a worldwide download. The face space. Down face. I'm sorry, Eddie. The face load. Oh, we're face loading. Yep. Right onto your tube top. I can do that for you.

4:11:59I can do that for you. Put it on your tube top. Put it on your tube top. That's my favorite tube top. You can take it anywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You find your MP3 right there on the tube top, and you just download it into your files. Put it in your files. Yep, I got it. My dad, my dad said to me, my dad actually said one of these to me the other day. He says it all the time. I correct him all the time, and he just can't correct it. He always says he can't copy something. Can I copy it for him, please? It took me forever to realize what he meant was print. Oh. He still says it.

4:12:32Cannot get the word print. Like, he wants a copy of it. Oh. Okay. Can you copy it for me? Well, at least now you know. Now you have the, you know. I'm like, 10-4, Dad. I copy. Right. Also, new video games. We have Grid for Xbox 360 and the PS3, and Ninja Gadeen 2. Guidance. Guidance. Gadeen. Gadeen. For Xbox 360. Okay, new music that came out yesterday. Dig.

4:13:06All right. We're moving on. Hey, we have a lot of stuff to get through. It's not that funny, John. Calm down, everyone. Oh, my God. We have a lot to get through, so... Thank you.

4:13:41We good? Yeah, we're all right. Okay. New music that came out yesterday. We have Disturbed with Indestructible. Not necessarily my thing, but, you know, some people really like the Disturbed. Also out, we have Weezer, self-titled, but it's being called The Red Album. I'm going to do the things that I want to do.

4:14:16I might like that more. I ain't got a thing to prove to you. I'll eat my candy with a pork and beans. Excuse my manners if I make a scene. They're really into pork and beans. It's the number one rock song right now. It is the number one rock song in the country. It's real good. Yep, crazy. Rock? we also have Radiohead with the best of it's a two CD set you know what they're a big song turn that up I'm a

4:14:49I'm a but I'm a creep accurate he really isn't creep creepy we have a couple rock guys who've put out solo albums. Gavin Rosdale with Wanderlust. That's Gavin Rosdale. That doesn't sound like him at all. Sure, that's not his wife.

4:15:24Oh, I love it. That sounds great. Really good melody. That sounds good. I'm in. Another solo artist, Bret Michaels with Rock My World. Rock My World. I can't just rock that. Eddie, don't pretend to rock it.

4:16:00Eddie's being the music rep in the program director's office right now. they're playing the record for him, and they're trying to be so into it. Did you hear that? That the program director's like, wow, he's so excited that this must be what our listeners will be like if we play it, then we should play it. Right. We should really. That rocked. 1994, Colb. Thank you. This one will be guaranteed to be a bestseller. It always is. Now, volume 28. By its various artists. Mike, you own one of them. Yeah, Leona Lewis.

4:16:34So Ray J, Chris Brown, Natasha Benningfield. Love this song. Oh, Betty. Who else is on that thing? Oh, nice. Natasha Benningfield, Chris Brown, Ray J, Lil Wayne, One Republic, John Mayer, Lifehouse, Daughtry, Gavin DeGraw, Taylor Swift. There you go.

4:17:09Okay, also with the new album out yesterday was Jewel with Perfectly Clear. It's a country album. Oh, I'm very ashamed of how much I like country music, I think. Really?

4:17:40Well, yeah, when I hear it, I like it, you know. that there's something about it that's very catchy to me. Shame on you. I know. You're the best. I know. And then finally, with her first album in four years, is Ashanti with the declaration. There it was. It was you and her. Your nephew's sidekick. Born and I standin'. I read everything you did and everything you said and now I'm standin' here lookin' like damn, damn, damn. Now! You waited longer.

4:18:13Hey, do you guys know who, as you pronounce it, Aaliyah? Aaliyah. Aaliyah. Aaliyah. You know her? I love her. Yeah. I heard this song by her the other day, and I liked it, and I was going to download it, but she don't let her music, at least in new stuff, on iTunes or Amazon's download. Are we talking about the same person? Because Aaliyah that I'm talking about died a while ago. Is it A-A-L-I-Y-A-H? Yeah, she died in a plane crash. Is that the one that died? A long time ago. She was only like 22 or 21. Yeah, this is old.

4:18:49Wow, rock the boat. Is this old? Yeah, I mean, all of her stuff is. She died a really while ago. Like how long ago? She passed away. I want to say, because I was devastated. I was a huge fan. It was in the peak of her career. I was probably 16, so probably eight years ago, maybe, around there. This is a good song. Never heard it. She was filming this video. Was she really? And she's coming back in a plane from the Bahamas. Because you know what? I just saw, that's where I found it. I was at, what do you call it? American Eagle Outfitters. I said they have good music, right?

4:19:20So they had a video on of it. Right. And she's in the Caribbean on a boat. Because they made the video and then they're flying back and evidently they put too much luggage on their plane, you know, and it crashed. Yeah, I remember there was a small plane crash, but I didn't know it was the same person. So sad. It's a good song, though. I wonder why they don't let it be downloaded. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I thought it was a new album. It looked like, I thought that they, it said that it was like from 2007. Yeah, she passed in 2001. Hmm. She was my idol growing up.

4:19:56I've just been spending the last 30 seconds trying to remember where I was. in 2001. That would be Dallas. We were in Dallas? Yeah, for a little while. Oh. I know. I was graduating high school. Wow. 2001. Whatever. Oh, that's crazy. Okay, new movies that came out on DVD yesterday. We have Semi-Pro with Will Ferrell out yesterday. Yeah. Very nice. Meet the Spartans came out yesterday, which is a spoof on all the action movies. No way, Jose. The Eye came out yesterday.

4:20:29Jessica Alba is a blind woman who gets her sight restored. It's a horror. She really does, right? I saw that awake. Into the blue. Oh, you did? You watched Awake, dude? It was awful. It wasn't scary? Dude, the concept is awesome. Yes, the concept's scary, man. About being awake during surgery. That's not what the movie's about. It isn't? It's like a goofy thriller, stupid thing. So it doesn't even happen in the movie? It does, but, like, that's not really the whole point of the movie. It's terrible, dude.

4:21:02That part looks scary when a tear falls down his eye when he's getting operated on. Was it dumb? Oh, yeah. Oh, man. Also released yesterday was this Dirty Harry package collector thing with the five Dirty Harry movies. If they did that in HD, I would be all in. I don't get it. They're releasing. It's a Blu-ray? Yeah. Yeah. That's HD. Yeah. It's HD. There you go. TV shows to DVD, Weeds Season 3 came out. Rescue, I know, good, huh? Rescue Me, the fourth season. Dead Zone Final Season, Chips, the complete second season.

4:21:38Get Smart, the complete series. And then we have The Incredible Hulk, the third and fourth season. And also we have NFL New York Giants Road to the Super Bowl. Hey, Robbie. Yeah, make sure I burn that. You getting that one, Riz? So enjoy. There it is. Could you imagine if the Patriots would have won? It would have been like road to perfection. Oh, dude, yeah. That would have been a great title. It was always next to you. If who would have won, Eddie? The Patriots. Oh, yeah. Remember them?

4:22:09You know, the team that beat the Chargers twice. Yeah, you remember the team that choked? Uh-oh. At the Super Bowl? At the Super Bowl, man. Yeah, that's something to be proud of. I would have cried. I would, too. I would not be proud of it. I would not at all. Mm-mm-mm. Let's take some phone calls. Okay. It's the Eli man. Uh-oh. I know. A guy looks like a camel muppet. What does that mean? Oh, I think I finally got that. Like an actual, I thought it was like some kind of something I didn't know. Yeah.

4:22:43Like when he was saying camel muppet, I'm like, oh, I don't know what that is. I think he means it literally. He does. Yeah. He's not that smart. If there was a camel and then they made it into a muppet. Yeah. That's what he looks like. One might say, you know, like a stuffed animal that's a camel. Nope. It's got to be a Muppet. P1Johnny's on the line. Hello. Hey, Mikey. Hi. Hey, this is P1Johnny. I just wanted to give you a prompt to this show. It's awesome. Thank you. And I've got kind of an issue with, there's this girl. I'm pretty sure I love her, but I'm not exactly sure.

4:23:21And I've known her for about two years. And she's always had a boyfriend, really, at the time. And she says she has feelings for me too back. But it's just like the timing is off. Has she told you that she has feelings for you? Has she ever told you that while she has a boyfriend? Yeah, she has. Yeah, you should avoid her like the plague. No, I'm not kidding. I'm being 100% honest with you. you that if she told you that while she had a boyfriend if you become her boyfriend she'll do

4:23:58it to you too well how old are you guys what how old are you guys i'm 18 she's 17 sky that makes the age makes a difference to me like if you're in your late 20s doing that kind of shenanigans but you know are you saying that every girl at 17 does that no i'm not saying that every girl, but I'm saying when you're young, you know, you're foolish and you get into relationships willy-nilly and then you're too scared to get out because you don't want to hurt someone's feelings.

4:24:30Yeah, but you wouldn't want him to get in something with that girl, would you? I don't think it's as big a deal as you guys. If it was, like I said, a woman in her mid to late 20s pulling this, then I'd be like, yeah, stay away from her. She hasn't figured it out yet. But when you're young, you're trying to figure it out. I agree with Skye, but I still think she'll do it. But what's the deal? Like, does she want to be with you now? Well, she's saying that, like, she would if she wasn't with him. It's just that she wouldn't want to just break up with him just to get with me. Oh, well, yeah, that's weak.

4:25:07Yeah, no, it's pretty weak. Well, see, everybody grows up. Some people change when they grow up. Some people don't change. But the simple fact is that she's there right now. She's, like, living it right now. Maybe 10 years from now she'll be all over that and she'll be different. But right now she's all up in that kitchen. Because you might love her, but wouldn't you rather be with someone who loves you entirely and there is no ifs, ands, or buts, there is no other boyfriend, there's no baggage,

4:25:42It's just you and her, you know? Because you deserve that. Yeah. Hey, 17, 18. Yeah, it's like Steve Perry said, foolish heart. That's right. That is something Steve Perry did say that. The great Stephen Perry. Yes. I am whipped and I love it. Thank you, Steve. Oh, wait a sec. That's not. That's true. That's one of his biggest hits, I am whipped and I love it. Yeah. That's another way. I am queer and I love it. Oh, wait. That's not what he said. He's engaged to a woman. There you go.

4:26:15Mikey Show. Hello. Yo, B-Rob. No, it's Mikey. Yo. Oh, Mikey. Hey, I have an idea for the Eddie and B-Rob challenge. Okay. Say it. Say it. What if they do the rock band, but they have Buckley singing? Oh, I love it. See, that's just a good twist on it. Thought I'd throw that out there. Thank you. All right. Mikey Show. Hey, what's going on, Mikey? This is B1 Felix. What's up, brother? Hey, two things, man. My girlfriend and I were just eating breakfast and we were talking about this secret crush that just happened this morning. I was in the shower when this whole thing happened.

4:26:51So I got the only part that I heard about the whole thing was when the caller said, hey, I wonder if that last guy didn't have any kids or something. Is there any way you guys can play this tomorrow morning on the replay? Definitely. Yeah, we'll definitely be playing it on the replay tomorrow morning. Okay. And the other thing I have for you guys is I actually have a question for the Oracle. mm-hmm okay who do you pick for tonight mexico or argentina well uh traditionally argentina has a very strong team uh mexico's kind of been down in the dumps lately uh but you know this is almost a home field for mexico so i'll take mexico wow two to one wow shocking i thought that this is

4:27:35home field i mean this is mexicans outnumber white people here in california it is basically at home field events. Wow. That is a true statement. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mikey Show. Hi, Mike. It's Quibi. Hi, Quibi. So you were just seeing how you're getting into country music. No. I did not know. I didn't know. He said that verbatim. It's his new passion. That is not what I said. I didn't say that. Okay, so I saw this video of Taylor Swift at the Country Music Award. She's pretty. I'm all in now.

4:28:07Yeah, she's real pretty. I might be liking country. Yeah, I won't buy it, but I like it when I hear those little clips of it when we play it. Yeah, I think I'm buying Taylor Swift, though. It's pleasing to the ears. I know. Hits my ears real nice. Yeah, everybody on the site now is going to tear me a new one. But hey. You deserve it. Yeah, I do, don't I? Yes, Quimby. Yeah. Thank you, Quimby. Love you guys. Bye. Love you guys. Mikey Show. Hey, this is P1 Ham Leader. What's up, Ham Leader? Not much. I had a question for Sean real quick. Stay on target. I have a question about one of his sound effects, the one that goes, wow. Sean, are you there?

4:28:41What is that from? What is that from? It's driving me crazy. Jon Favreau from Swingers? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah. Ha-ha, I knew it. Ha-ha, I knew it. They got you. Wow. They got you. Thank you for the call. Last call, Mikey Show. Bring us home. Hey, buddy, this is a P1 Maiden fan again. Yeah. I am definitely not a Raider fan. I am a Manchester United fan and a Chargers fan.

4:29:16I used to go trick-or-treats. Soccer and football. But if you like the Chargers, you realize that Mike Geary has stopped us from trying to build a stinger here. You know, there's other issues. Look at this guy. Unbelievable. Real man. Unbelievable. Are you kidding me? Thank you for the call. Hey, brother. Yeah. You're the man. Eddie, give me the goal one more time. I love it. No, not for you. Come on. Oh, come on.

4:29:48Come on. There it is. Lovely and talented Missy is up next. Today on the Nooner. Paul Request Lunch with Missy. How about that? Sweet. It's going to be great. See you back here tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show is out. Late. We'll be right back.

4:31:00We'll be right back. Thank you.