The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 06/06/08
Friday, June 6, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
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Sean turned a gas-station clerk's banana upsell into a furious personal feud, while Eddie called Soup Plantation lawless and Ashley disclosed that Mark chews food and spits it to Sammy. In Battle of the Sexes, Team Sass beat the men after Sean dragged out easy answers and Boston Rob missed the Beaches question, and Eddie later defended his ridiculous dancing against Chantel's criticism. Skye reported why Shia LaBeouf's father lives in his garage, the cast staged a bizarre Carrie Underwood and Harry Carey call, and everyone underestimated Van Halen's $93 million reunion tour by enormous margins. A borrowing argument exposed Mikey's long-overdue DVD, Ed McMahon detailed his foreclosure while Larry King flailed, and Eddie won the movie game when Rob invented Fast, Your Mother.
What happened, in order
Soup Plantation Anarchy
Eddie and the crew called Soup Plantation a lawless Old West town where children run wild and adults build absurd salad mountains despite unlimited return trips.
The Forced Banana
Sean described exploding at a gas-station clerk who ignored his refusal, rang up a banana anyway, and later reappeared at Sean's neighborhood 7-Eleven.
Mowing Wild Bill's Grave
Listener Steve revealed that he grew up in Deadwood and once mowed Wild Bill Hickok's grave beside Calamity Jane's while working summer help for the park.
Mark Feeds Sammy
Ashley admitted that her boyfriend Mark deliberately chews food and regurgitates it to her overweight dog Sammy because he knows the spectacle disgusts her.
Team Sass Wins
Team Sass won Battle of the Sexes after Sean stalled through a push-up-bra question, Ashley knew Daredevil was blind, and Boston Rob could not name Bette Midler's character in Beaches.
Eddie's Natural Dance Talent
Eddie said he controls the television and bans So You Think You Can Dance, then performed moves that Mikey praised as natural talent while Chantel mocked his lack of rhythm.
Shia's Garage Dad
Skye explained that Shia LaBeouf houses his father in a comfortable garage because their similar personalities make them fight over everything from the refrigerator to toothpaste.
Carrie Calls Harry
A fake Carrie Underwood phoned a fake Harry Carey for a surreal exchange about eating oneself as a hot dog, disguises, livestock, Wranglers, and pickle farming.
The $93 Million Tour
The cast guessed wildly low totals for Van Halen's 74-show reunion tour before Skye revealed its $93 million box-office haul and sparked an argument about how the band divided it.
Borrowers Never Return Things
An email about a friend keeping borrowed clothes exposed Mikey's months-overdue copy of Lars and the Real Girl and Eddie's elaborate rules for lending DVDs.
Ed McMahon's Foreclosure
Ed McMahon explained that debt, divorce, injury, and the housing market left him $600,000 behind while Larry King awkwardly suggested help from the deceased Johnny Carson.
Movie Word Meltdown
The movie word-association game eliminated contestants over invented or repeated titles until Eddie beat Boston Rob after Rob answered the prompt with the nonexistent film Fast, Your Mother.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkyeSeanAshleyBoston RobChantelZethSteveMarkSammyShia LaBeoufCarrie UnderwoodHarry Carey
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Good, rolling. Welcome to the program. It's the Mikey Show at 6.05. Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton had a private surprise meeting that wasn't announced or disclosed in advance to reporters last night. Well, the Padres are going to take it. Paul McAnulty was hit by a pitch with the bases loaded in the ninth to get the win over the Mets 2-1. I haven't seen it. Have you seen it, Eddie, where he gets hit? No. You haven't? I wonder if it's bad. No, it's fine.
It's fine, yeah. It doesn't. I mean, does it look bad when you get hit? You know, sometimes when they get hit, it looks real gnarly. They're not hurt, but it looks real nasty. I don't know. I mean, he said in the paper, you know, he doesn't care. He takes a win. You know, it's awesome. Put mud on it. He's good. Some dirt on it. If I got hit by a pitch, I would want to take four weeks off. At least. Or maybe retire, one of the two, you know. Well, speaking of that, Padres lost their second baseman, Tataguchi, to a separated shoulder for four weeks, at least, minimum.
Really? Yeah. You know, for me, I'm unsure just for me what the bigger story is. The fact that it happened to him or the fact that there's a guy named Tai Aguchi playing second base. Tai Aguchi. Tai. Tai Hito. Tai Hito. Tai Hito. Tai Hito. Tai Hito. Tai Hito. Tai Hito. There he is. That's amazing. Hey, look at you. It's a young club. Well, congratulations, guys. You've got to win.
That's all that matters. Uh-oh. Well, I mean, losing a Gucci is really bad. Yeah. Losing your starting second baseman is not good. Well, welcome to the program, folks. Our phone number, 570-1053. And we'd love to hear from you. Beginning and end of every show, we do open phones, so you can call in about anything that you want to. And you can also text us at 35253. Don't forget, single dads. Go to mikeyshow.com, keyword dads. And as long as you have a kid that is old enough to ask questions of three single ladies that will be in the studio. And we're doing it a week from today, right?
Is it a week from today? One week, exactly seven days from today. We're going to be doing this in the studio. Single dad and his kid and three single ladies. And it'll be like the dating game. And we urge the ladies to go to the website as well if they would like to meet said guy. Some handsome guys are sending in their info. Some very beautiful women are sending in their info. And I just want to continue to encourage single ladies and single men with kids to go to the website, mikeyshow.com, keyword dads,
and send that information in. We're going to be doing it a week from today. Let's see. We'll go around, we'll introduce everybody, and we got listeners in the studio today, too, so we want to do that and introduce them and then get into it. My name is Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 38 now. I used to be 22. That's a fact. I am not anymore. I am now 38 years old, and I like it better at 38, but I wish that I was 22. You know, just with the knowledge.
Just take the knowledge and the wisdom and be the 22. Eddie is our producer, our sports guy. He is 35 years of age. And he went to the soup plantation last night. Oh, look at you. Soupy. Look at you. I'm probably not going to go back for a long time. Now, what do we mean by a long time? Whoa. And I'm not like Ashley. I don't have that germ thing with soup plantation. and I don't care, you know, it doesn't bother me. But it's chaos there.
Like people, like they don't, they're so panicked to get through the lines, get the soups and the desserts and the last piece of that pizza focaccia thing that they have. I mean, the people freak out. It's like their last meal or something. Don't you want to yell out, hey guys, it's not last call. Yeah, relax. They'll bring more out. They'll bring more out. They keep making it. And Ashley's right. Kids running around getting their frozen yogurt. I mean, I can't tell you how many times I've almost been knocked over with my soup in my hand. And the thing that really I find hysterical is the people that mound their salads up. I mean, they have the entire salad bar on their plate walking around that place.
And I'm like, dude, you can go back. That's the point. That's not necessary to do that. You don't have to do that. You know what soup plantation is? It's lawless. It is. It's lawless. It's the Old West. It's the Old West, and there is no sheriff. And kids have taken over that city. Free reign. Yeah. Yeah, they need to have, like, a kid's side and an adult side. It's kind of like how some places have, like, a kid's pool and an adult swimming pool. But you realize the adult side would be about four square feet because the rest of the place would be taken out by kids. Hey, I'll take my four square feet.
Really? Yeah. Even the adults, though. Hey, they act like kids. That's true. It's nuts. Where do you think the kids got it from? That's true. That's a good point. Yeah, like he's talking about with the mound of the salad. Yeah. What are you doing with that? It's okay. You can go back. Like, they're not going to yell at you or anything. Well, and then they'll put the salad down and go and get the focaccia bread, the soup, the pasta, and have, like, two bites of the salad. And then, like, you know, the frozen yogurt. That's what I was going to say. Can you imagine how much food is wasted at... Oh, I don't even know what I'm thinking about. I've got to bum you out, Sky. My favorite is the people that think they're eating healthy because they're eating salad, but yet have like bacon, egg, cheese, you know, a gallon of ranch dressing over it.
Like, you're not eating healthy, bro. No, you're not. It's because there's a green under there somewhere. Betty, what is your favorite item there? Nothing. To be honest, but my wife. The mac and cheese. No, that's terrible. This is the worst mac and cheese I have ever had in my life. I would rather have Kraft mac and cheese than the mac and cheese. Their whole pasta section is garbage to me. It's garbage. No flavor. It's like runny. Very milky substance. Very milky. It is milky.
Which is what I do not like in my mac and cheese. So yeah, I don't like anything else. Wasn't Malky the guy on Perfect Strangers that was played by Bronson Pinchot? Malky is what I'm talking about. With Larry. We loved him. He later did cocaine in the movie True Romance. That's true. That is true. And was great in it, you know. He played that character and was really good. He was really funny in Beverly Hills Cop, too. Yeah, that's right. It's the only movies, really, I think. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, he never really went on to star as, you know, the lead. You know what I mean?
It's hard to go from Balky to... That's true. ...leading man. Yeah. Who wants to be the love interest of Balky? Nobody. Nobody really does. They're not clamoring for that. Really? Skye is our news girl. She's got the headband on. I do. It looks good. Thank you. It's white. Yep. And that must meet the approval of Zeth, you know, who's got the haircut of an Aryan, if we're being honest, if we're being honest. Yep. It is a white headband, and Skye is giving the no, no, no finger to Sean. Is that right?
You know I don't appreciate that. I do not appreciate that. Let me explain. I do not, Mike. Let me explain. We look at a computer monitor. And on the computer monitor, we use the computer monitor so that we can see Sean. Well, Sean knows how to manipulate the monitor. And so what he does is he changes his picture out and he puts Skye's picture in. You need to be in the big box, Sean. I do not live in the big box. You do.
And so in the big giant box, you see Skye. And I don't like that. I do not like that. It's like hearing your voice on the answering machine. I do not care for that. Now, yesterday, this happened during commercial break, and let me just tell you what happened. What? So, Skye, I'm, you know, during commercial breaks, I'm in the computer, and I'm doing stuff. And I notice it, and Skye notices it as well. And Skye starts to, I think panic is a good word, you know. She starts to panic that something is different.
Something's different. Something is different. And it's her on there and she doesn't like it. Now, at this point, she has no idea that Sean's behind it. She has no idea. So it turns into a, Zeth, come take a look at this. And Zeth, what's going on? And so Zeth is able to fix it. And as soon as Zeth fixed it, bam, Sean switches it back to the sky. And she and she at first is like, this is a malfunction, right? Which is what which is what Sean wants.
And Sean is doing an extraordinary job of keeping poker face like he's working and has no idea what she's even. you know, going through. And so Skye's like, Zeth, it did it again. I was so angry. And this goes on forever before she finally sees Sean laughing and figures it out. It's fantastic. And then I took my camera and pointed it at the wall for the rest of the show. Yeah, in protest.
In protest. No. What's that, Skye? No. You mean we can't see you? Is that the deal? No. Well, come on. Just turn it back. No. Please. No. Will you just, please for a minute? No. Okay. Will you trust me? No. Okay. Fine. And that's the last word on that, I guess. Oh, that's so funny. There's some things I would love to ask Skye about, too, with her day. And we'll get to it a little bit later on.
Oh, no. Let's see. Shawnee is 38 years of age. Oh, look at this t-shirt. That's right. Oh, look at Avocado. No, no, no. No, that's not Avocado. No, no. What do we got? He's got a t-shirt on with graphic. Oh, oh. Can we see, Sean? Can you show us what's written on your shirt? Can we move on? No, no, no. Let's take the opportunity to... Let's explore the space. Let's explore the space for sure. Go on, friend. Go on, Johnny. Let's take a look-see. Stand down.
What are we rocking? Oh. Oh. It is a Superman T-shirt. Oh, what's up, Clark Kent? He must be so, so happy right now. Casual Friday. What up? Super Shawn-y. He's the man of fur. I thought he was the man of steel, Eddie. You just ruined Shawn's flying. Isn't it? Oh, now he's pissed. Oh, there he goes. Turn the camera to the wall.
And upside down. No. Way to go, Scottie. I mean, you said it. Sean, will you turn the camera? No, man. Sean, just give us a... No. Okay. What if we promise not... No. No. Okay, you knew what I was thinking, I guess. Sean's got on a Superman T-shirt today. I like it. It's a good T-shirt. It looks great. Probably a lot of people wondering right now, maybe that they're new listening to the show,
they're probably saying, what's the big deal? Guys wearing a t-shirt. All right. He's got Superman. No, no, no. You don't understand. You don't have to get into this. You should explain. Well, the guy wears the same thing every day. Well, not the same clothes. Not the same exact clothes. He has like eight of each item. He wears solid color t-shirts. He's got one in yellow that this guy calls banana. Is that what you call his guy? It's lemon. It's lemon, Mike. It's lemon. It's lemon. He's got one that's green that this guy calls avocado.
Is that right? Yeah, avocado's good. Doesn't he have a lime? Does he have a lime? Yeah, there's a light green. There's an orange. Yes, which is orange. Look at Sean. He's so upset that we're talking about it. It's the multi-pack that he gets, I think. There you go. One of each. Not necessary. And then underneath, he wears just a regular white T-shirt. No, it's not a regular white T-shirt. It's not? What is it? It's an undershirt, Mike. I've said it a hundred times. I must have forgot. You didn't. You're just doing a bit. What's that, Eddie?
What's the difference? Between what? The undershirt and the t-shirt? You know what, Eddie? I say nothing. I say absolutely nothing. I say the same thing. Okay, Shawnee. But, you know, there it is. Let me read to you from Sean's... This is what went on with Sean. And I implore everyone in the room and you listeners at 570-1053, I implore you to remind Sean through your vibes that this is a safe place. This is a safe place, yeah. Eddie?
Eddie? This is a safe... Eddie, say it. No. Say it, Eddie. That smile on his face. Tell him it's a safe place. Why is everybody attacking you? Just tell him. I haven't said a word in your face. I haven't said a word. Eddie, man of fur. so here we go you said that you said that so here we go it's a safe place sean says today i stopped at the 7-eleven and there was a new guy working there oh no it was the same guy who about a year ago tried to force me into buying a banana at this gas station that he used to work at at the time and i ended up yelling at him back then and storming out
Can you imagine that scene, by the way? I want you to imagine a gas station and this guy forcing a banana. Forcing? His words. Don't say it like that. His words. Forcing him to buy a banana at the gas station. You're making me sound like I'm crazy. I'm simply reading the email. All right, but you're reading it in a way. Okay. And then Sean ended up yelling back at him and storming out. So, so, so, Sean says, he's ringing me out and he goes, everything okay, sir?
Out of the blue. Clearly an attack. Right. Right. And says, and I go, yeah, just fine. That's all. It's like a standoff. So this guy used to work at a gas station and now works at the 7-Eleven? Yeah. Like the gas station is a mile closer to my house. And I thought I told this story before, but I go in there and the guy goes, would you like a banana? He says that ever.
I don't know. The guy's weird. Hang on. Now, is there anything wrong? That's strange, Mike. Well, some old Saturday nights, I think they used to say that. You definitely did. Well, at some gas stations, they sell coffee, and they have a big basket, and the basket's got apples and oranges and bananas. That's exactly what it was. But they never actually offered to you. I've never been offered one. No, no, no. Now, are we saying that if somebody does say, would you like a banana, is there anything wrong with that?
I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Not at all. Not wrong, but definitely strange. Very odd. Out of the ordinary, maybe. Okay, out of the ordinary, but certainly not anything to... It's not offensive. Not at all. I'd be thrown off, though, for sure. Okay, all right. So, Sean, this threw you off. Yeah, a little bit. I said, I don't want a banana. I said, no, that's all right. Thank you. He goes, have a banana. And he rings it up on the register. Yeah, right. No way, Sean. Okay, I'm lying. It's a safe place.
I'm totally lying. That's crazy, Sean. It's absolutely crazy. It's nuts. Wow. That really happened for real? Yeah. No, it didn't. What did you say? What did you say? Little banana man. Nothing. I didn't say anything because I just made it all up. This show has to be on TV. I'm telling you, this show has to be on TV. Hold on. Banana check? What are you doing? Oh, total banana check. Maybe he knew you were a fan. Don't turn that. Sean, turn the camera again.
Oh, no, Sean. Oh, he turned it off. He turned it off the camera. That is uncalled. He turned it off. So unnecessary, Sean. Sean, will you please consider turning the camera back on for us? We're your friends. Will you please, and then turn the... So, let me get this... Sean, please, this time... Okay. Banana Jack's archenemy is a gas station attendant trying to sell him a banana. That's right. That is crazy. Sean, please turn the camera back. Oh, that's a juicy episode right there.
Will you consider it if we are, if we promise to not make fun? Thank you. I think we might get him to turn the camera back on. Turn it back towards him. Because I want to hear what went down. Yeah, me too. Because what I really want to know is if Sean believes the guy wrecked. Oh, well, we didn't finish the story. So he rings it up. And then what happens when you see him ringing it up? We don't know. Are we going to be cool? Oh, yeah.
He said he stormed out at some point. That's right. The last time, yeah. We'll meet again, banana check. Okay. No. I tried. I gave it a shot. I forgot. Eddie forgot. I forgot. I remember now, and I'm good. I'm quiet. I'm quiet. No, no, no, no. I'm quiet. Eddie will be quiet. So he says, would you like a banana? Uh-huh. And I said, no, it's all right.
And he goes, you know, everyone, like, laughing at it. What? I'm breathing. No, no. I'm breathing. I like to breathe. You know what I'm saying with breathing? I'm over here. What's up? And Eddie's reading. Eddie's reading a comic. And I'm breathing. That's why he's laughing. Anyways. He's reading the funny papers. Go ahead. So he. I'm not going to do it if you're going to make fun of me. No, but he's going to make fun of you. When do we ever make fun on this show? Please. See, you're like, you're doing a bit. Yeah. No more bits, guys. I'm taking him seriously.
This is a big issue. I was clearing my throat. It's not a big issue. It's just something that happened to Eddie. You guys know. Wow. Listen. Whoa. Totality. You guys know that out of everybody, Sean is probably the most sensitive. Yeah. So you got to be cool. Except for Seth. Except for Seth. Nobody is. Was that necessary at all, Ashley? I mean, was that even... Seth was just... Mine and his own business. As Seth. Go ahead, Sean. Go ahead. Oh, yes.
So, back to the banana. So, he says, do you want a banana? Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. And I said, no, it's all right. And he goes, no, have a banana. Oh. Oh. And then he rings it up for a dollar on the register. Yeah. And I go, hey, at first, at first I didn't say anything, so I was shocked. Uh-huh. And then like this surge came up in me. I was so mad. Like instantly my hand started shaking. I got real flushed. And I said, I said. Obviously you're low in potassium. Yes.
Maybe he could tell. Maybe that's why he offered it. Sean just shrugged. Okay, camera off. Come on. Wait a minute. Come on. The shrug said it all. The shrug said. Okay, last one. Dang it. No. That's what the shrug said. Eddie's a doctor and he was simply saying your potassium intake could not be enough. Eddie could tell if somebody has enough potassium. He knew. The guy might have known. Eddie, I need to hear the end of this story. Me too. I need to hear. I'm dying over here.
It's not going to happen. Oh, please. Come on, guys. I want to hear it. Some other time. Please don't do that. He's so dramatic. I know, but now I want to know we're right at the pinnacle of the story. This is where something went down. Why don't you ask Eddie? Wait, wait, wait. Shawnee, I'm turning Eddie's mic off. Eddie's mic is off. Eddie's mic is off. He's not going to make the comment. All right, I'll turn your mic back on, Eddie. I'm not doing anything.
Sean's very sensitive. I'm just sitting here enjoying this story. All right, here we go. Thank you. Looking for answers. So, Sean, you said to the guy. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. Okay. It's so safe now that I promise Eddie won't say a word. Or Skye. Or Skye. You're promising. What the heck? I am. I control the microphones. If anything happens, I'll take the heat. Oh, okay. Skye! What?
The guy conditioned when he kicked me? I am turning off Skye's microphone. See what I mean? Listen, Sean, I take the heat for that. I take the heat for that. Skye, or Sean, I take the heat for Skye. You promised, dude. I know. I'm telling you. You promised and you reneged on your promise. I did not renege. No, no, no. I mean, yes. I did not have control over the microphone, but now I do. She can't hurt you anymore. That's right, Sean. She can't hurt you anymore. She can't hurt you anymore. I'm going to turn her mic back on, and I know she'll behave herself when I do. All right, not once.
All right, Sean. So, then, you were filled with rage at the man trying to force a banana on you. And what did you say? Okay. He said, would you like a banana? That's right. Mm-hmm. And I said... No, no, no. You don't have to go all the way back there. You know, we got the... He offered. You said no. He rang you up. Okay, then you tell the story. No. No, go ahead. Go ahead. Oh, my gosh. I apologize, Sean. Maybe that was taking a lot of liberties on my part. Just let him go, man.
He said, would you like a banana? I said, no, it's all right. He said, have a banana. He rang it up for a dollar on the register. I was shocked. I was filled with rage. I said, hey. You said, hey. Can I? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I said, hey. I said, I don't want a banana. And he said, oh, you don't want one? I said, no, I don't want a banana. Wait, wait, wait.
And then I left. I got his mic off. Go ahead. Go ahead. No, no, no, no. I want to know what happened. And then? I said, I don't want a banana. I slammed my hand down on the counter. I pushed everything at him, and I walked out. Oh, my gosh. You're a crazy person. I'm not a crazy person. He said, have a banana. He rang it up, and he started putting it in the... But couldn't you have just walked out instead of vandalizing the place? And he started putting it in the bag.
But you vandalized the place. How did I vandalize the place? You said you pushed everything on the counter at him. Yeah, I pushed it all at him, and I left him. Did you knock over a display on your way out, too? No, I didn't knock anything over. It was a counter. Maybe he tagged the outside of the building. Oh, okay. That sounds more like that. Well, Sean, listen. Thank you for that story. And then he shows up at this stupid one down the street, and he's eyeballing me the whole time, and then he goes, is there, is anything wrong, sir? No, nothing's wrong, except you're a freaking crazy ass. So you know what?
Why don't you take the bananas here and cram them up your tailbone? Okay, thank you. Thank you, Sean. Ashley's our assistant producer. All right. Anything else you want to know? That's perfect, Sean. We appreciate this story. I hate that guy. I just motioned to Zeth Can you get Sean back on the camera And Zeth gave me body language back He turned it off Yeah it's still not up Ashley is our assistant producer She's 24 And I'll tell you what There are definitely seven different personalities
On the Mikey show That one was Sean We love him He's different Very different guy Just move on Maybe he had the rest of the banana split toppings with him and the guy just assumed you need a banana. It's quite possible. I don't know. Maybe he was wearing a monkey suit. Oh gosh. He has been known to do that. I guess
I don't know. No. Shawnee, don't you do it. We're just looking for answers. And then there's Boston Rob. I am very similar to Sean. How's that? I do not like it at all when guys offer me bananas. So me and him are right there together. There you go. Shut up. I got your back. Oh, Sean, don't do it. Don't do it. I don't like getting off at bananas from dudes. From dudes. It's weird. Rob is from Boston. I sympathize with him.
If you notice in the accent, that's where it's from, New England. He's 25. He's engaged to be married. And he cut his hair real, real short, you know. Yeah, to match his height, Mike. Cut his hair real short a couple months ago, and it's growing back, And it's in it's in that place right now, you know. And then there is Roosevelt Zethian Oates, the third junior Esquire. And he is he's something else as well. I could read you what what he was up to a little bit later on.
He was up to last night. I can't figure out if he tells the truth, flat out lies or exaggerates. I don't know what it is. It's the truth, Mike. Okay. All right. I don't know any of this. That's what I'm saying. 570-1053 is our phone number. You can give us a call at any time. Beginning and end of every show, we will take your phone calls. P1 Vodka's on the line. Don't pandas like bananas, Sean? Is that why they were trying to offer it to you? Uh-oh. That's probably not going to go over well.
Yeah. I love you. They're like bamboo. That's right. Oh, yeah. Comment. Obviously a reference to Sean being a furry. Oh, was that what that was? That was what that was. I'm not currently a furry. Was a furry. Former? Former furry. Oh. Former furvert. Yep, and wife not okay with it. And so he stopped wearing the outfits and going to the erotic dances. Oh. Yep, yep. Let's see.
Two listeners in the studio. P1 trivia winner is in the studio, and that is P1's Scuba Steve. Scuba Steve, how are you? I'm pretty good, man. Got to talk right into that sucker. Yeah, you can pull it. There you go. You doing good, man? Yeah, I'm doing really good. 19 years old. Let's see. He's a baby. This is the guy that works at Crate and Barrel. Mm-hmm. Very cool, man. Let's see. Mikey's show was the first show that he listened to while moving to San Diego a year ago, and he's been addicted ever since. Where'd you move from? Bakersfield.
Oh, good times. Didn't you create Banana Check? That's right. It's your fault. You're the reason for all this. Never do P1 trivia when you're hungry. That's right. What was the big station? I actually wanted to work at a radio station in Bakersfield years ago. And it was a pop station, I think. 106.1. What was the call letters? Do you remember? Or what the station was called? K-R-A-B. Grab. It might have been that one. It might have been that. That's probably the most possible. Was there a station there called KKXX? I think so, but it might have been country.
I seem to remember those call letters, and they sounded really cool. KKXX. And then Steve's in here, too. Steve's 34. How you doing, Steve? Doing real good, Mikey. Now, you did not win P1 Trivia, but we had you come in anyway, which is cool. And he's here on vacation. He actually lives in Denver. What the heck? Do you listen to us online in Denver? I do. Yeah. Very cool. Holy cow. No Lewis and Floor Wax for you? No. Lewis and Floor Wax. They're, like, supposed to be the big thing in Denver radio. Well, I know that a lot of people, when Sky said that right now, she's like, she can't
be really saying a real name. No, that's a real name. I'm like a huge radio show now. Yeah, those guys are real popular. Yeah. Really? Actually, Dom and Jane are the big morning show in Denver, which I have to listen to them on the way in because there's this small matter of 1,100 miles and two mountain ranges. So you listen to them when you're in the car or listen to us online. There you go. As soon as I get into work, I fire up the internet. That's cool, man. Blog the web. You're a good man. Blog in the web. Blog in the web and face spacing. Check this out.
A couple of interesting things about him. Do you share a birthday with Ashley? Yes, I am exactly 10 years older than Ashley. What a trip. Exactly 10 years to the day after P1 Steve was born. our little Ashley was brought into the world. But this is a really interesting fact. P1 Steve grew up in Deadwood, South Dakota, and he used to mow Wild Bill Hickok's grave. This is true. That's crazy. That is crazy. Wild Bill Hickok and Calamity Jane's graves are like side by side up on top of this mountain.
How cool. Does that be a neat part of the country to see for all that stuff? There's a lot of neat stuff up in the Black Hills up in South Dakota. Wow. Now, when I was a kid, that would have seemed like the most lame thing in the world to me. But as an adult, that's so cool. As an adult, there's just stuff that I hear that I go, oh, yeah, that's cool. Well, is it creepy as a kid mowing lawns at a cemetery? Well, this was when I was in college working summer help for the park. So it wasn't creepy. So I wasn't young. No, no, no. I'm saying the only reason I said that is because I realized how interesting that seemed to me. And I thought, boy, that wouldn't have appealed to me years ago.
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I'm a married man. Sky. Thank you. Sky. There's girl of the year. Sean. I routinely forget to zip up my fly. Boss and Rob. I'm a go-getter. And Ashley. I don't watch the news. On Rock 105.3. Welcome back. It's the Mikey Show. It is 6.43. Jeff Probst says the upcoming season of Survivor in Africa is way behind schedule after hitting some snags over shipping problems and animal concerns. Game one of the NBA Finals last night, very dramatic.
Paul Pierce hurts his knee, looks very serious, has to leave the game, but returns to lead the Celtics to a victory. Man, there's a lot of stuff happening in the world, isn't there? Right, I had to, like, change the margins to try and fit everything on one page. I'm looking at this, I'm like, man, there's a lot of stuff going on out there. Did you guys hear about Steve Foley?
Dude, this is a crazy story. Dude, what is up? We all know Steve Foley, the guy, former Charger, who got shot up back a couple years. Was he last year? I think it was like two years ago now. Two years ago. DUI. Yeah. So he is back in Texas. He was in Texas. And apparently his pit bulls got out and attacked a lady and her puppy and killed the puppy and really jacked up this lady. And so he was arrested on a felony charge for having these dogs get out and all that stuff. Oh, my gosh.
So he's in big trouble again. Again. Oh, it has been a bad time for that guy, man. By the way, the puppy's name was Schnickers. Is that true? It is. Schnickers. Not Snickers? No, Schnickers. Schnickers. Aww. How about that? What's up with Schnickers? I can't. I'd break those dogs' lights. Wow. Violence on violence. Before they ever got to my street. Well, because if your dog got hurt, you'd hurt a dog. I'd kill the dog that tried to hurt my dog.
That doesn't make any sense. But that's hurting a dog, and you love dogs. But that dog is trying to kill my dog. Before it is my enemy, it will snap its neck. One's a mean dog, and one's a nice dog. One's a mean dog, one's a nice dog. Punch it right in his throat, Mike. Wow. I would like to see that. Don't you get near my Sammy. That's right. Can we set that up? Sammy cannot defend herself. I love her. Well, yeah. Ashley has spoken on one of the things that is kind of one of the charities that Ashley works with is doghood obesity. True.
It's rampant at Ashley's house. That's right. Yes. She's trying to stop it first in her own home. And then the rest of the world. My dog's so fat that she's even starting to sit weird because she's so, like, her gut is so fat that she has to, like, shove her gut and her butt to the side and put her paws to, like, the left of, like, the gut. Do you just give her gristle? Like, what are you? She's so fat. She's so fat. I'm going to ask her a question. Straight Grisco, Mike. The straight, yes. In lieu of water, she drinks Crisco. Bacon grease.
Yeah, peanut oil. She's fat, though. Truffle fries. I don't know why she's so big. Yeah, I don't know. Ashley, you're not one of those pet owners that feeds the dog human food, right? No human food, right? Not except for when she gets up on the counter like a monkey and eats my baked goods that just came out of the oven, remember? Question. But that was when I was in the shower. I had no control of it. Well, question. Mike. Yes, Rob. How could the dog eat human food when she doesn't eat human food? That's true, too. That is true. That is true. I'm curious. Wait a minute.
My mistake was thinking there was human food in the house. No, there's friscus and then dog food. That is not true. I believe it's whiskas. Because they like organic. I don't know what I buy the deep guy. You buy the generic. It's called friscus. Ash, so you don't, when you're eating and you are finishing up a meal, if you have leftovers, you don't give it to the dog, right? No, but my boyfriend does, oh, he thinks he's really funny. He'll eat food and regurgitate it to Sammy when I'm not looking.
And I turn around, and I get so pissed. And he does it on purpose because he knows I hate it. That's so funny to me. That is so funny. I have tears in my eyes. That's so funny to me. Mike, it's the grossest thing I've ever seen in my whole life. Do you think it's because he doesn't want to eat your food? He thinks that he's feeding the dog. He's throwing up. He does this to just make me laugh and irritate me every night. He's like, hey, babe, I'm going to get you again.
Gross. Gross. Whatever. Oh, man, that is so funny. My brother used to do that, you know, with the plate. He would finish, and he would hold the plate down, and the dog would come over to the plate. It's not good for them. It's not good for them. I don't think it is either. Oh, wait a minute. One of our listeners has a question. I forgot your name. Don't say it. Don't say it. I have to read it, or I'll never remember it. P1 Scuba Steve.
I'll remember that. I was in OB eating breakfast at a restaurant, and a guy had a chihuahua on his lap, and while he was eating, the chihuahua was eating off his plate at the same time. So he had it on his lap sitting there at the table. That is not... I wish that I could get a psychology manual that would explain that guy. Right. Or the ladies... And guys, there's ladies and men that will do the thing where they go up to their dog and they go...
And fully French their dog. No problem with it. They either French the dog or they kiss. and the dog goes... You can love your dog. You just don't have to love your dog. Oh, yuck. There's a certain line that just, like, it gets freaky after that. Where's the line? Where is your line, Ash? You gotta draw the line. Tell me where you're... Where do you draw the line? You snuggle, obviously. Oh, I snuggle with her, and I'll do the thing where I'll go, and I'll put my lips out, and she'll give me a little lick,
and the second that I snuggle... Cross the line. Cross the line. What would be bad is if she did it over and over again? Because what I'll do is she'll go for the lick and it'll barely touch my lips and I'll go and I'll back up. It's our little peck. We peck. We do not French. But you peck her tongue. You're letting her tongue. Yes, I do peck her tongue. Okay, so the peck is okay, but what would be wrong is if she continued to lick your lips. And if I were to open my mouth. No, no, no, no, no. That's what it would be.
Wait, wait, wait. at that point. Hang on, hang on, hang on. The dog is cleaning your teeth. No, she's not. It's a dog pick. So, wait. Would you be comfortable with not opening your mouth, but letting the dog lick your lips? No, that's too much for me. So gross. I'll barely peck it. But I did. She has a one lick policy. That's my lines, guys. The same tongue that it uses to clean its butt. That is true. No, she's very clean. She doesn't do that, Eddie. She can't reach because she's Yes, that's true.
Good points, guy. If you want cruise controls on the line. Hey, Mikey, I just wanted to bring up the whole banana shenanigans again. Oh, yes. Talk about it. What's up? We're over it. What if he was on some sort of game show, like a hidden camera show, and he totally blew it? What do you mean? Like there was a hidden camera show, and the point of giving him the banana was to like... Oh, yeah. ...ad or something, and he could have won money or something, but he totally blew it. He totally blew it because he overreacted, but could have been that he was being filmed
for some kind of funny TV show to see what customers would do if you forced a banana on him. Sean, you ever... Look at Sean. Your camera's working? Reel of bananas. Oh, that's fantastic. His reactions to me are priceless. Mikey Show, P1 Giants fan, is on the line. How you doing, Mikey? Good. What's up? Oh, not much.
I just wanted to let Sean know I saw my first episode of Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job last night. Yeah? It was hilarious. What was the episode about? It was the episode with the sit-on-you song. It was that one, okay. Oh, nice. It was that one. Yes. It was hilarious. Sit On You is pretty hysterical. Genius. I went to look for that show at 4.15 a.m. on Sunday mornings on that channel that it's on, Comedy Central, and it just said paid programming, and it wasn't. No, it's Cartoon Network. It's not Comedy Central. It's not? That's what I told her.
No, it's Cartoon Network. Apologize. That's my fault, Ash. What is it on, Cartoon? Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's really funny. Okay. Is Sit On You not on my page? Oh, no. You had to replace it? Okay, I'll put it back up. Well, where is it going to go? Let's put it somewhere permanent. Okay. Thank you for the call. Sure. Are we good on time? No. Oh, we're not good on time. Oh, wow. Wow. Open your face. No, we are not. But when we come back, I'm going to tell you about this. When we come back, Chantel will be in the studio. Our text number is 35253.
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It's the Mikey Show. It is 7.03. A nine-month-old Oceanside boy has been taken into protective custody after he was found to be under the influence of drugs. Padres draft first baseman Alan Dykstra from Wake Forest with their first pick in baseball's draft yesterday. Ladies and gentlemen, I think it's time. Where is it? Where is my theme? Dang it! I'm the worst this morning. Eddie is pointing at Ashley right now.
Well, I know why. Why? Oh, I know why, too. She didn't take her Adderall. That's not the only reason. There's two reasons. One is Adderall, and the other one is that she was out very late last night. She was? That's right. she was out late. So when she doesn't sleep, combined with... Bad. It's all bad. What were you doing? I went out to dinner. Partying with Lindsay Lohan. Yeah. She was? No, she was partying with an old family friend. Yeah. An old family friend and...
Was out to dinner very late. And her boyfriend, Mark. Mm-hmm. By the way, Mark... He's my boyfriend and I love him. You're listening right now. He's my boyfriend and I love him. I love you so much. I love that song. Yeah, and I love you. Time to blaze up. Mikey show, battle of the sexes. Girl. Wanna see who's smarter. Finally. Girl. We're gonna find out who's got the brains. Girl. Now here's Mikey. I don't know what's going on between Chantal and Eddie. They got something going on today.
What's the deal? Well, let me tell you something. They've got great chemistry, but I'll tell you, sometimes the chemistry, it just, it flips up and down like an egg, you know? it's like you're flipping the egg over on one side of the egg you got the nice crispy part and on the other side you got yeah who knows it could be all runny mike you know when when you come in here and spew garbage out of your mouth for the first you know 30 seconds i see you then yeah because you don't like what i say doesn't mean it's garbage do i say what you say is garbage it wasn't an attack you attacked me for no reason eddie how did she attack you what did she let's worked through this. What did she say? She asked me
if I watched the game last night and I said yeah most of it and she goes most of it. That's what I said. And then I go I don't, I'm not a Lakers fan she is. I am. She asked me why and I said well I grew up in the Bay Area I liked the Golden State Warriors. You suck. And that's what she said. That is attacking me. What do I say at this point? Definitely off on a bad foot. So it's on now. It's on. It's on. It's on now. Uh oh now it's on. Smile and go with the flow. Let me explain. Oh, really? There's two teams. Oh, gosh.
There's two teams. Oh, gosh. Eddie is the captain of Team Awesome. Team Awesome is... Oh, Eddie just gave Sky that look-alike. Don't you get involved with this. Now he's coming after me for some reason. Well, it's like this, Sky. Sky, it's like this. It's like when you're in PB, and it's Friday night, about 1 o'clock in the morning, and the fight breaks out, and one of them is your friends, and you try to stand, you try to get in between, you know what's going to happen. That's true. You know what I mean? I'm going to punch Eddie in the face. Yeah, you've got to remember, both Chantel and Eddie are drunk right now. And so if they start the brawl, you've got to look out. So, Eddie is the captain.
Why don't we get her? She's looking good at PB at 1 o'clock in the morning. So, Eddie is the captain of Team Awesome. Team Awesome is Eddie, Boston Rob, and Shawn. Yeah, yeah. The best. Team Sass. Who's the captain of Team Sass? We all are. Well, Ashley's pointing to Chantel. We are. Ashley's pointing to Chantel. We are. Oh. We can all be captains. Why can't we? We like to talk to our co-captains. You never heard of co-captains? Yeah, hello.
Me and Sky are her co-captains, but Chantel's the headwind because she's got the most, uh. Chantel is the captain, and Sky and Ashley are co-captains of Team Sass. Wow. Yes. Team Sass. Now. And, uh, Eddie, who started first last time? They did. So that means the guys are up. Now, guys get asked questions that are chick-related. That's so weird today. The chicks get asked questions that are guy-related. Right. Eddie, we start with you pick. Again, you made up the rule that we flip a coin.
Who's got a coin? Flip it up. And then we never have a coin. I'll flip a guitar pick. Here, I got a coin. A guitar pick? I got a coin. I got a coin. Of course I came prepared. Of course I came prepared. Of course. Are you ready? We're ready. Ladies call it? Sure. All right. Call it, Chantel. Heads. Why? You lost it. You're supposed to catch it, bro. It's going to take a while. Yes. What do you want to do, girl? What do you mean it's heads? You didn't even catch it. He let it fall to the ground.
That's what he does. Go ahead. Oh, my gosh. Call it. I'm going to stick with heads. It's heads. Yes. What? Now what? Say something. Well, I don't think it's fair that you guys get to call it every week. Wait, excuse me. You guys called it last week. No, we did not. We'll take a new one with it. It's all right. We don't care. Don't cry. What do you want to do, Chantel? Do you want to start or do you want to defer? We want to go second. They want to go second. All right. So that means the guys will begin. Eddie, who would you like to start for the guys? We're going to lead off with our big bat, Sean, today. Oh, Superman, oh boy. Shawnee, oh boy.
All right. Here is your question. I'm going to do my best. What Reese Witherspoon movie has been turned into a successful Broadway musical? I told you to go first. Oh, Shawnee is so... This is so easy. He's either acting... Of course, this is what he usually does. So that he can rub it in when it just comes to him. Don't let him get in your head, Shawnee. This is what happens. Or he genuinely doesn't know. He knows it.
He's got his hand to his forehead. So easy. He's thinking. Just say it. What could he do? Why did you drag us through this? Can you let him think? We don't do this to you, ladies. Whatever. They beat him up constantly. We already know he knows the answer. We just don't like him to drag it out. Maybe he doesn't know. Well, Sean's got to look like, what? He's flabbergasted. He's flabbergasted. I don't know. He's flabbergasted. Literally, he hasn't said a word. Flabbergasted. That's unbelievable. He's being attacked.
He's been cackling in your ear. Jeez, shut up. All right, Sean. Go already. What do you think? What Reese Witherspoon movie has been turned into a successful Broadway musical? Get out of the question again. Oh, my God. He just read it. That's the man. He just read it now. That's the man. Guys, in fairness to Sean, he really needs to hear the question one more time. Please, let him think. He needs to hear it. I am. Sean, what Reese Witherspoon movie has been turned into a successful Broadway musical? Are you kidding me?
Yes. I'm kidding me. Sean, just take a guess. Work it out. It's over. Are you kidding? We need to put a time limit on this. It's over. I would love to have that. Go ahead. We'd love to have you guys kicked for Chad. I'm good on that. You're forever. You are. You are. We answer the question. Mike, is it legally blonde? Is it legally blonde? Is it legally blonde? You're so blonde.
You can put it on the wall. Yes, Sean, it is. Yes. It's the correct answer. You are really horrible. That smile he gets is precious. He's so proud of himself. He's the best. All right, Chantel, as captain of Team Sass, who would you like to begin? Get it, Ash. Ashley is going to start for Team Sass. All right, here you go, Ashley. I'm going to get this right on the basis of rage. Ashley, you're looking at your computer.
It makes me nervous. I'm looking at Sean. Oh, okay, I got you. I'm pissed at him right now. All right, get back at him. He's the worst. Get back at him right here. He is the worst. We agree. Look at him gloating. So jealous. It's not jealousy. Ashley, what number does San Diego native and current New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush wear? Oh, look at Chantel. Shut the front door. She's like. Oh, God. She can't believe that she didn't get that question. She can't believe she didn't get that question.
Ashley's got a frozen smile on her face. A frozen smile. She's looking at me. Do we believe that Chantel really knows the answer to this? I believe she does. I believe she does. Chantel has a look on her face at Eddie right now of hurt. It is hurt, disappointment. You're so mean to me Oh man Chantel is now Shoulder slumped Shoulder slumped Pout Gotta pout And Ashley is
Looking goofy Ash Ash Come on You got it in there somewhere Could you just give her the thumbs up? I'm either I'm either thinking 14 or 81 I know that he is Kim Kardashian's boyfriend Oh That is a fact That is a fact Yes Go with it Yep, work that through Do the math Finish that thought Think about it Fraction Decimal points Stop talking to her I'm going to say
Big booty Square root it I'm going to say 56 No, okay So I'll say 56 Is that not right? That's not right It's not right. Very close. 25. Thank you. 25. Gosh darn it. That sucks. That's too bad you didn't get that. Yeah, it is. I know. Just like Sean. Back. It's a dumb question anyway. To Team Awesome. Yeah.
Eddie? Yeah. After Angelina Jolie gives birth, how many children will there be in the Pitt Jolie clan? Easy. Easy. Wow. Okay. Don't forget to add me in. Okay, hold up. Chantel was adopted by them. Me too. Okay, you got Shiloh. What do you think of the name Shiloh? What do you think of the name Shiloh? You got Maddox. I think there's another one in there. And then she's going to have twins, so I'm going to say five.
That is incorrect, Eddie. You forgot Shakira. She's got six. Zahara. Zahara. And Pax. And Pax. Zahara. You said Nakira. Zahara. Zahara, Pax, Shiloh. Yes. Oh, my God. Their own child and the twins. Yes. Oh, wow. And the twins. We're close. We can keep track of all those kids. They don't even know how many kids they have. Yeah. Team Sass, it's Skye's turn. Get up.
Skye, this is going to kill the rest of your girls. Maybe. I don't know. I don't need the commentary. Come on, Skye. Skye, what is the name of the Pittsburgh... What is the name of Pittsburgh's NHL franchise? Hockey team Skye just furrowed her brow. Been talking about it lately? She's furrowed her brow. I think I know as well, but I sometimes answer a little too hastily. So she's going to think about it.
Take your time. She's got the hands. Come on, answer that. Oh, my gosh, it's been five seconds. I can't believe it. It has been five seconds. Stop being a baby. There needs to be a time limit on this. One, two, one. Hurry up and answer. The penguins, the penguins, the penguins. Oh, my God, I love you to say it. That is correct. That is correct. Penguins. We got a tied game. Dang it, we would have been two up right now. See, I was thinking, you know, if Ashley got that question. I would have gotten it right.
Yeah. The penguins is correct. Only because they're called the penguins would I have gotten that right. Boston Rob gets a multiple choice. Awesome. Yeah. Darn it. Boston Rob, what is the name of the mountain resort that Baby and her family go to in the movie Dirty Dancing? Oh, my gosh. Oh, you know it. Oh, so easy. What? That's a good one. Nobody puts Baby in the corner. That's right. What is the name of the mountain resort that baby and her family go to in the movie Dirty Dancing? You get three choices.
I hope if I've seen this. Three choices. Okay, three choices. Come on, Rob. Was it A, Newman's, B, Kellerman's, or C, Washington's? Oh, my God. Was it A? That makes no sense to me. I love this question. Was it A, Newman's, B, Kellerman's, or C, Washington's? Somebody will it to me. It ain't going to be Jean Sass.
Why are you really trying right now? Eddie is really sitting there concentrating, and so is Sean. Everybody be quiet. Use the force. Be quiet. You got it wrong? It's like the girls are waving white towels when the guy's trying to throw a free throw. Yeah, behind the free throw line and screwing me up. You guys are getting in my airways. Rob, you've got to focus. Rob's trying to kick the extra point, and the girls are behind the goalpost. Sausages. Waving towels. Come on. I'm going to guess I'm getting mixed signals, but I think it's A. Well done.
That is incorrect, Rob. That is not good. That is incorrect, Rob. It is not C either. Mike, I want him. I'm going to go with B. Well, then you would be correct. Yeah. If you don't, I'll always guess B. Rob, it was B Kellerman's. Oh, so close. That's right. Wait. Yes, so close. All right, Team Sass. Yes, we're ready. I'm ready. Are you ready? The question goes to Chantel. Gosh, I knew the first two. Chantel, you get a multiple choice. Oh, dang it.
These always mess me up, though. Good. It should be good, but sometimes it's bad. Guys, not a chance. Oh, no. Hey, you don't know. Thanks, Mike. You don't know. I'm just saying. You don't know. I appreciate it. She's got a one out of three chance. I appreciate your faith in me. Here we go, Chantel. What color was not in Reservoir Dogs? Oh. Was it A, Mr. Blonde, B, Mr. Purple, Or C, Mr. Pink.
Question. Yes. What in the world is Reservoir? That is what I'm talking about. You are the worst. You are the worst. Let me tell you something. It's up in your house. It's a movie. It's a movie. It is the whitest guy movie ever. You know who likes Reservoir Dogs? Eddie. White dudes. Yeah. What's up? No, that's not true. I bet a bunch of black dudes love Reservoir Dogs. I'm thinking no. It's a dude movie. This is not a girl movie, and it's really not a black girl movie at all.
What color was not in Reservoir Dogs? Was it A, Mr. Blonde, B, Mr. Purple, or C, Mr. Pink? My best friend's color is pink. I'm going with pink, C. That is incorrect. Eddie says always go with B. Oh, shit! Darn it! Eddie even said, always go with B. I don't listen to him very often. My question is, since when is blonde a color?
That's true. That is true. That's a good point. Threw me off. The answer is B, Mr. Purple. There was no Mr. Purple. There was Mr. Blonde. I don't want to be Mr. Pink. Can I be Mr. Black? No, I already got a Mr. Black working another job. You're Mr. Pink. Everybody wants to be Mr. Black. If that's how the movie's going to be going, I'm never watching it. Let me tell you, you're either Mr. Pink because it's either my way or the highway. Please, no more.
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We're all so irrational. Completely. Pardon me. Pardon you, sir. GIOZ, San Diego's Rock, 105.3. The Mikey Show continues with Mikey. When I was eight years old, I kissed our dog on the mouth. Eddie. Take a look at this. Adonis body. Skye. I'm not a whore, a prostitute, and I do not hurt tricks. Thank you. Save that clip. Sean. I love it when black people make fun of white people. Boston Rob. I'm not a chick. Come on, lady. Come on. And Ashley.
I am a frequent finicky handwasher. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. Welcome back to Mikey Show 725. Mario Lopez and his Dancing with the Stars girlfriend, Karina Smirnoff, have confirmed that they have broken up. The Oakland Raiders signed their number one draft pick, Darren McFadden, to a six-year, $60 million contract. Wow.
That's a lot of dough. Hey, welcome back to the show. It's a Mikey show on a Friday, which always feels good, man. Fun day Friday. Ashley calls it the fun day Friday. No one else calls it that, really, except for Ash, but she says it. We used to know a lady that used to say happy Friday to us. That's so sweet. All right, let's get back to it. Let's get back to a little battle of the sexes. Now, the score is tied.
Oh, wow. It is right now. The score is tied. It is one to one. Wow. The guys have one question right and two questions wrong. The girls have one question right and two questions wrong. We do. Now, we go to the guys. Go, Shani. Goes to Shani, oh boy. Oh, gosh. Do we have like an hour to kill? Man. What the hell? what was that all about it's not really rude get over it i'll be napping over here let me know when sean finally yeah you know we should all just ignore him while he does this little rant
i say we all stay silent that'd be great great idea shani here is your question oh this feels so Oh, good. Shawnee, what is the bra called that helps women maximize cleavage? What is the bra called that helps women maximize cleavage? That's called something? Shawn has a very... There's something specifically for that? Shawn has a very blank look on his face. He's confused by the question.
Use your role. He's thinking... Chantel, we're ignoring him. Sorry, I forgot. Yeah, I thought you were going to leave me alone and shut up. For once. It's impossible. They can't do it. They can't do it. Physically can't do it. Hands. Quiet. Women should be seen, not heard. That is driving them nuts. Shut up. Are you kidding me? Shut up. You know what I mean? Couldn't take it. Couldn't take it.
You can tell Sky has the force, man. She stayed dead calm when he said it. She's used to it. She's the best. Stayed dead calm. She even looked at these girls like, you foolish gals. Guys are weak, yeah. You're letting him do what he wants to do. She knows she should just stay in the kitchen. Come on, man. Sky's rolling her eyes like, yeah, yeah, whatever. Not going to work. Oh, let's see. Sean's really stumped by this one. I know.
There's a couple things it could be. It could be the over-the-shoulder boulder holder. Love that one. Chantel just gave a look like, what was that? It's a possibility. It's a possibility. It's really working out, Sean. Take your time, buddy. Sean, are you suggesting that there would be a sign at Victoria's Secret that actually said, over-the-shoulder boulder holder? Are you suggesting that?
Because that's ridiculous. Well, it might be, Mike. Okay. Oh, man. Let's see. Can I have the question more? Yeah, sure. No problem. I mean, he needs clarity. Look at these girls, man. Chantel is asking for serenity right now, man. It's got her eyes closed, breathing deeply. Here's the question again, Sean. Just the way they should be, Mike. Ashley has got her head back. She's asking for calm.
Maybe while they're being quiet, we can get them a couple of brooms. If you've got time to lean. The question is, what is the bra called that helps women maximize cleavage? For the record, for the record, Skye is dead calm. Not affected at all. Now, it could be. Now Skye's got her girls in line. Now the girls are like, okay, we get it.
We got to stay calm through this. Can't let him affect us. Sean, what is the answer? I need an answer from you. Well, I'm thinking maybe the cupcake-carrying case. The girls are so irritated. The girls are so irritated. Or maybe... Come on, Shani. I need... Maybe old milk-milk lemonade in the back. Sean, just give me a favor. Just give me an answer. Okay, Mike. Is it the Wonder Bra, Mike? No. No.
It's not the Wonder Bra. It's not the Wonder Bra. The Wonder Bra... That is incorrect. The Wonder Bra is a brand name of what we're actually looking for, which is the push-up bra. And there are many varieties of the push-up bra. So then technically he's right. That backfired in your face, didn't it, Sean? Uh-oh. Too bad for you. We now go to Ashley. Get him, Ash. Ash, you ready? Gosh, that was awesome. Yes. Ash, what handicap does Daredevil have? Okay, she's thinking.
She's looking up to this. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I'm going to be so happy. No. Hold up, wait a minute. She's standing up. No, I'm going to like this. She's twinkling her fingers. Uh-oh, she's doing a little. Is he blind? Yes. Yes. I love you. I love you. I love you. Love that girl right now. Oh, you are so good. You are so good. Look at her. Look at her. Her hand's up in the air. She's air high-fiving. She is the best. She's the best ever.
I love that she gave you high-fives. Sky was angry when that question was, red. Like, who the hell would know that? Thank you. Well done. I'm impressed. That was impressive. He's taking his hat off to you. That will not happen often. That's impressive. Eddie, what would it take for Chantel to get a hat off from you? She'd have to get a question right. Just so you know, I knew both of the answers previous to mine. Eddie's giving her, oh, Eddie's giving her the, okay, he's giving her the, okay, you should know I know that, whatever, whatever, you're just still upset about this morning.
Now, the question goes to Eddie. Oh, great. Eddie, are you ready? Eddie, you get a multiple choice. Great. Yes. Your multiple choice question is, what is the name of the thing that women use to help remove calluses on their feet? Hi. Is it A, pumice sponge, B, pettistone, or C, foot follica? Is it A, pumice sponge, B, pettistone, or C, foot follica?
Eddie is looking to the sky and shaking his head. Oh, it sucks because all of those things are my foot things. Eddie, here are your choices again. Is it A, pumice sponge, B, pettistone, or C, foot follica? And they're removing calluses on their feet. I think the
I think it's either A or B Oh man, I don't like that I've never seen you like this It's been a while And I always say If I don't know I should answer B But for some reason I think it's that A Dang it I'm gonna blow this It's okay, calm down You got this Don't worry about it You got this I don't know. I don't know. I got to go with my gut. I'll say A.
That is correct. We have a tied game. We have a tied game. Awesome. Awesome. He is standing and pointing the pistols at the girls. Yeah. Awesome. Awesome. It is tied. Whatever. Boom. It is tied. Sky. Damn. Can you calm down? You are good.
You are good. I'm not going to lie. Thank you. You are good. I said anyone's good. You're horrible. Thank you. Yes. Awesome. The answer is A, pumice sponge. Yeah, it is. Sky, you get a multiple choice. Oh, yes. Nice. Question. I'm feeling good. She doesn't need it. Nice. Skye. Yeah. What team? Uh-oh. It's already bad. It's already bad. We can... Skye, what team did Terrell Owens play for after the 49ers? Multiple choice.
Okay. Was it A, the Cleveland Browns, B, the Miami Dolphins, or C, the Philadelphia Eagles? Was it A, the Cleveland Browns, B, the Miami Dolphins? Look at Chantel. She's trying to will it. She's so upset. Chantel. Don't try me. Come on. Golf. Was it A, the Cleveland Browns, B, the Miami Dolphins, or C, the Philadelphia Eagles? Take your time. I believe.
Skye is. You know it. Skye got her hands up to her chin. I'll be embarrassed if this is wrong. I believe it's C, the Eagles. That is correct, Skye. The girls take the lead. Yes, we do. It is now three to two. Rob, no pressure. No pressure. I'm cool. Chill. Just relax. Relax. Like Paul Pierce. This has been great. You are.
What? This is amazing. Rob. Yeah. If you get this question right. You got it, buddy. If you get this question right, you will tie the game. And the girls get one more question. Right. If they get that right, they win. If they get it wrong, we go into a sudden death. However, if you get this question wrong, it's over and the girls win. Over. I'm sorry. I spaced out.
What were you saying? I'm ready for my question. Here is your question. Rob, I'll accept first name, last name, or whole name on this one. Okay. Oh, I bet. Great. Oh, my. She hasn't even heard the question yet. Unbelievable. Are you ready? Are you ready? Yeah, I'll take any name. Yeah.
I'm ready. Rob? Mm-hmm. What was the name of Bette Midler's character in Beaches? Best movie ever. All right, well, enjoy your win. Thank you. Wow. I watched this last night with my fiance. Again, Rob, I'll accept first name, last name, or first and last. Rob looks as though you almost didn't even read the question. His facial expression is just...
Rob, I'll take nickname, I'll take... I'm still, like, waiting for the question. Bette Midler's name in Beaches. What would I have called her if I had turned that up? If I was in the movie. What would I have called her? Oh, Gina's coming to me, but I'm like, nah, she's not a Gina. Gina! She's not a Gina. She's got red hair, right Gina? Oh, I'm going to go with the name that I get made fun of a lot for.
Go ahead. Karen. Okay, Rob, that's... Hi, Caroline. That's incorrect. The girls... We are on a winning streak. Yes, we are. Clap it up in your car. Help to be in there. Team South takes the victory. And we'll be back after this. Attention.
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And Ashley. It's really hard for me to watch difficult movies. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. Oh, yeah. Well, aha. I said. Oh, aha. Some of the text messages that we are receiving at 35253. Chantel, you should text messages every once in a while. It'd be nice to hear from you on a text because we don't get to see you every day.
You should text us and say, what up? 35253 is our text number. And if you're not, like Chantel may not be a member of the P1 Text Army. It's free. It's easy to do. All you do is text us the first time, just text the word Mikey to us. And then we'll send you this little thing saying, are you sure about that? And then you text back and you go, yeah, I'm sure. And then you're in. It's real easy. And once you're a member of the P1 text arm, you can text us all the time, 35253. Here's some of the texts we're getting this morning.
Mikey, how can the girls be both poor losers and bad sports when they win? How are we bad sports? That is a text message. I asked a question. How are we bad sports? Sky, you would have to ask this person that wrote this text message. Text in how we were bad sports. There you go. This next text says, I blame Sean. Oh, I like that. How do you not get push-up bra, signed P1, school teacher? But he gets for faking the answers. It's karma.
I didn't fake the answer. Fake not knowing the answer. I didn't fake it. You did, though. I did not. You did. Stop it. The next text message says, Whatever, Mikey. I'm a girl, and I love Reservoir Dogs. Blonde was Madsen. Pink was Buscemi. Of course, there's no purple. Wow. Wow. I want to know her. You smell him. I'm kidding. Next text message says, Hey, Mikey, shouldn't Sean have played the Imperial March when the girls won? I mean, after all, they are more of the evil empire than the rebel alliance. I don't need that.
That is very true. You want Maverick? We're nice to be a girl. Whatever, Maverick. We are sweet girls. Sean, you have the Imperial Alliance. Why don't you play the girls' new theme song? That is not our theme song. No, you're not. I reject that. It will be the girls' new. You can't reject it. I can, and I did. It was suggested by a P1, and that makes, there it is, the Imperial. Only a Sith Lord would say that. It's not right, Eddie. I did not. That they reject it. I don't even know what that means. It's starting to make a lot of sense. It's starting to make a lot of sense. It is, isn't it?
Thank you. Okay. Let's see. All right. Sky watched a little So You Think You Can Dance last night. Oh, heck yeah. My wife had that on too. I looked up and I saw this guy that was dancing and I said, wow, that's good, right? And she said, oh, yeah, that's really good. That's infuriating. I don't allow that at my house. You don't do it? What? You ban it? I don't allow that show at my house. I don't blame you. My wife loves to dance and used to be a dancer. Put your foot down, Eddie.
Yeah, who's the Sith Lord in this room? Put your foot down. You. No, I just have control over the television. Just a tyrant. Like a man. So what do you watch instead? Where do you guys go? Last night, we had a little NBA Finals on and watched Last Comic Standing. Yeah, nice. You might learn a couple things if you watch. I mean, your dancing is horrible. What are you talking about? That is a great point. Eddie is a great answer. Not at all. Come on, get it. There it is. It's coming over. It's coming over. What the heck is that? What the heck is that? There it is, Eddie.
Get it. That's embarrassing, isn't it? That's it. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. What's that like? Eddie, oh, there it is. Oh, my God. Chantel gets so irritated when he dances. Ashley loves it. I love it. There's the best. There it is. Dude, Eddie and I used to have dance-offs back when we'd party. And you would win. It would be close. I ain't gonna lie. I ain't gonna lie.
Don't admit that ever again. Listen, I think everybody can hear. Chantel's a little intimidated by Eddie's dancing. There's no doubt about it. And I understand it. I understand it, Chantel. It's because you have been classically trained, and for Eddie, it comes naturally. I get it. I get it. Thank you. I get it. I would be upset. Listen, if I went through all the training that you've been through, and then I saw somebody just do something that was given to him? Just, like, tear it up like that? What was given to him? No rhythm? All that talent. What?
I would be like... Do you have a vision problem or something? No, I see. Are you not seeing this? Oh, there it is, there it is. There it is, Eddie's getting it, Eddie's getting it, Eddie's getting it. He's getting it now. See that? Jealousy has become you. What was that? So, here are some of the other stories. Wow, that's odd. Here are some of the other stories that we're looking at. Shia LaBeouf is trying to explain why his dad lives in his garage. You know Shia LaBeouf from the movie Transformers? And he's also in this new Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Trippy People.
Yep, that's the title. It's the new movie. Well said. And so anyway, why, Skye, why does his dad live in his garage? Well, you know, he'll just like say things during interviews and then people will be like, what? So he's come out to explain, you know, he said before he kind of had a strange childhood growing up. He remembers watching his parents sell hot dogs and clown costumes on the streets of L.A. for money. His dad, who was a Vietnam vet at one point, trained circus chickens and also would sell drugs to support their family. You can't make things up like that.
That's not cool. And so recently he explained how his dad during the summer lives in a teepee in Montana. And during the winter when he gets cold, he'll come live in his garage. And so people are like, oh, you're so horrible, Shai. How could you have your dad live in the garage? Yes, Shai. So he's now explaining himself that he loves his dad very much, but they're very similar, so it's hard for them to live under the same roof because they get in fights over everything from the fridge to toothpaste to clean towels. That is weird.
So he says he has a very nice space in the garage with the air mattress, and everybody's happy. Air mattress. That's an Eddie line ringer. Wow. Hello? Hey, guys, it's Carrie Underwood calling in. Oh, hey, what's up, Carrie Underwood? Harry, what's up? I was just calling to see if Harry Carey is in the studio today like he was yesterday. Hi. Hey, hey. Hi, Carrie Underwood. Hi, Harry Carey. How are you? What's up with you this morning? Oh, I just was listening to that thing Sky was just talking about right now.
Yeah, about Shia LaBeoub. Yeah, Shia LaBeoub. And she said something about a hot dog and it just made me laugh because I thought to myself, What about that little old hairy cherry? Yeah, if I were a hot dog. Yeah, if you had... I'd eat a hot dog. I would. I'd taste delicious. Harry, you're saying if you were a hot dog, you would eat yourself? That's right, Carrie Underwood. I think we covered all this yesterday, you guys, like 12 times. Oh, my goodness, that is so funny.
But we talked about this yesterday, Carrie Underwood. I love you, Carrie Underwood. I love you, too, Harry Kane. Scott, what are you doing? I'm just doing the news. Hey, you want to go to Incahooks this weekend? I don't really line dance or anything like that. I'm going to put on a disguise and come to San Diego this weekend. You are? Yeah. If I don't put on a disguise, people see me and they recognize me as Carrie Underwood and they don't want to borrow money. Yeah, well, you're a big celebrity now. And everybody thinks I'm going to give them free livestock and horses and SSA license. I don't think anyone thinks that, Carrie.
And people think I'm going to be inviting them to the Sadie Hawkins dance. Sadie, why? One guy walked up to me last week and said, hey, can I get half off on Wranglers? And I was like, I don't even need it. Hey, Carrie, you're not sounding very well. Hey, sir. Yes? Let's meet you and Harry Carey. I'll go down to Inca Hoots this weekend and get dressed. Well, Karen, everyone, I can't make it this weekend. What the heck? I'll be pickle farming in West Virginia. Oh, my goodness, that's the fittest thing ever you're going to fart pickles. No, you got that wrong.
Where are you going to pick a fart? I'm farming. Oh, you're farming. Not farting. Although, that may happen afterwards. Y'all hang loose, blood. Keep it real, Carrie Underwood. Wow, that was Carrie Underwood. I don't know how she got this number. I don't either, man, but her and Harry Carey, they are good, good friends. She just sounds really weird when she calls in. Well, who knew that that beautiful singing voice, you know, but then when she talks, it sounds so different. It sounds so different.
Sounds like a guy doing a chick's voice. No, I wouldn't go that. That's rude. I think that's hurtful. That is hurtful. That's a little extreme. That is really hurtful to Carrie Underwood. So, let's do this. We are going to take some guesses. Now, when we take guesses, I have a little sheet of paper over here, okay? This makes me nervous. And the sheet of paper has everybody's name on the show, and I'm going to add Chantel to it so Chantel can take a guess, too. Girl. All right? Girl, money.
And so we are going to take guesses. The only person that cannot answer is Skye because she knows the answer to this. Oh, I do? And obviously I cannot answer, but Skye, you know the answer to this question. Cheater. The question is, how much money did the Van Halen Tour make? How much money did the Van Halen Tour make? The person that comes the closest wins a hot dog. I don't need those. Yes. I'll give it to Eddie. All right. Eddie, take a guess. Can I tell them how many shows were in the tour?
Yeah, please. We need that. Yeah, please. Girls, I can't guess. Sure. There were 74 shows during the tour. 74 shows. That's a lot. Eddie. Are you sure you want me to lead off? Because all these clowns are going to go, like, ride my coattails. Oh, that's a good one. That's true. That's exactly what I'm going to do. Okay. That is a good point. That is a good point. Okay. We're going to start with Sean. All right. I'll say $37,500, Mike. Okay.
Huh? $37,500, Sean? Yep. What kind of a jackhole guess is that? Now, Ash, you're next. Why do you say that? I think that's really low. What's your guess? Mike, well, I feel weird saying this now, but my guess is going to be like $3.3 million. $3.3 million. All right. I don't know. Rob? $174,000. Oh, that sounds educating. That sounds educating. Four shows.
One hundred and seven. Chantel. I'm going to go five mil. Eddie. Yeah, if I could go one dollar, that would be the best, but that's too low. All right. So I'm going to say eleven point four million dollars. What? It'll probably be way higher than that. Let's see. Seth. Fifteen million. Fifteen mil? Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen Zeth is the winner
Jack Cole riding Eddie's coattails He was riding Eddie's coattails Skye, how much did the Van Halen tour make? The final haul at the box office For the Van Halen reunion tour was 93 million dollars 93 million dollars That's crazy. Let me tell you. Yeah. They were charging up to $3,000 a seat for those like front row, second row, third row. I mean, you got to figure, they realize what they have.
Right. Something extraordinarily special and different that you can only see probably one more time. Who knows how many more times. Right. David Lee Roth will explain cut 68. A band like this, particularly coming after an absence of this amount of time, can get away with a lot if only you do one tour. That's not our ambition here. This is not like the police. The idea is that this will continue on and on and on. Well, of course, because you guys brought in $93 million. Yeah.
But are we sure about that? I mean, have we talked to Eddie? No, no, no. Oh, if they're going to continue. Oh, yeah. Has anybody asked Eddie Van Halen that if they're going to keep touring? this is what i want to know i want to know there's four guys in the band and one of them is a minor okay i want to know how that money's divvied up and how who gets what because you know the promoter is going to get a a ton of that load ton of it but after that you got to think each guy is probably making $5 million.
Oh, more than that. Yeah, way more than that. I would say the promoter probably gets half, and the rest of the money, after all the costs and everything, is spread out through the band. Really? I guess, yeah. Probably maybe like $10 million a piece. Oh, my goodness. Can you imagine? No. Can you imagine you go tour, and you get $10 million? And that little Wolfgang, he's like 16 years old, $10 million. So it's technically, it all goes to Eddie Van Halen or Valerie Bertinelli until he's of age. And I wonder if it's even a thing where, you know, Eddie could have put it to him this way. Right.
Eddie could have gone, you want a tour with us? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, but you're not getting this dough. I'm going to make it clear to you right now. You're 16 years old. I'll take you on the road. And I'll put a little money away for you for when you turn 18 for going on tour. But you're not keeping this dough. What 16-year-old wouldn't go, I don't care, I don't care. Oh, of course. Let me go. Yeah. So, we got a lot of stuff coming up, too. We should go on tour. That's right. Yeah, we should tour, you guys. Let's start touring.
Something special. Oh, get it, Eddie. So special. Look it. You can see it in Eddie's eyes, Chantel. He's feeling it. Fierce. I want to let people know. If you would like to see the beautiful Chantel, we have pictures of Chantel up on our website. Chantel, former Charger girl, and currently on the winning team of the Battle of the Sexes, Team Sass. If you go to MikeyShow.com, that's M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com.
The first thing listed under new on the show is ever wanted to see what Chantel looks like, click here. And you can see the lovely Chantel. Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, how could you be so mean to such a beautiful woman? Look at that picture, Eddie. Sexy. Look at that, Eddie. Eddie. Sexy. Eddie. Say something. Oh, you look good. We'll be back. The Mikey Show. I mean, I listen six days a week. You guys are awesome. Appreciate it, bro.
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Now we've got a new injury crash, South 805 here, just past El Cajon Boulevard in North Park. That's backing up traffic heavily on the approach here as well. Overturned car now in the right-hand shoulder. Coming up northbound 5, I make that 805 rather, out of the South Bay. That's still backed up from Market Street in the North Park on that side. A lot of curiosity slowing, of course, on that side as well. And then you've got heavy traffic out of Kearney Mesa heading up over the 52. Westbound down to the 94, just a brief delay at the 805 as you make that northbound right turn. The westbound 8 has a brief glitch near the college area coming out of Lake Murray. Westbound 52, that's looking pretty decent out of Santee, just a little bit of slow at the top of the summit.
Watch for another slowdown in past San Clemente Canyon as you come in towards the Regents Road area. And south on top of the 5, backed up out of Encinitas into Solana Beach. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. mikey show hello hey mikey what's up it's uh p1 john how you doing what's up john nothing much look i switched over to ais yesterday and these guys saved me 296 a month in car insurance and now they dropped it down to practically 150 a month and i had sr-22 from a dy and they still did that for you absolutely nice see that's a great thing i cannot thank you enough No, that's cool, dude. Don't thank me. Thank AIS, dude.
Sometimes people, when they hear me talking about AIS so much, they don't realize that there are real people out there that are saving the dough, and you're one of them. Absolutely. Because AIS is like a broker. Yeah, I didn't even realize that there were a brokerage, so that's where it really surprised me. That's awesome. All right, here's the phone number, 1-800-777-4AIS. That's 1-800-777-4247. Thank you, dude. I appreciate the phone call. Hey, no problem, Mikey. All right, man. We'll see you. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios.
This is the official home of the Mikey Morning Show. I love it. I love it. I love what a spectacle it is. K-I-O-Z, San Diego's Rock, 105.3. The Mikey Show. It's another Mikey moment. Ash is a blonde girl. She's 24, sweet person, drinks coffee from a white styrofoam cup with a straw. Go green. Two straws. She's green sometimes. And then I throw away styrofoam. That's right.
And then when it goes to the dump, it does not become biodegradable. What happens is the seagulls eat it and they die on impact. They die on impact. Well, they go out into the ocean and decompose and then it floats through the ocean, Mike. That's right. Drink up. I think a little piece of Al Gore just died. The Mikey Show continues. This is The Rock. Welcome back. Give us a call.
570-1053 is our phone number. You can reach us by text message at 35253. There's an email. I want to read that email. I got a really good email. It is 815. A woman up in Danville, California set fire to two gas stations and a Starbucks in protest over high gas prices. Wow. Former heavyweight champion Evander Holyfield's estate is under foreclosure in Georgia. Some of the text messages that we're getting at 35253.
This one says, Chantel is smoking hot. Question for her. Is she down with a saltine? That's P1 wingnut. I think that means a cracker. Does she like crackers? I was really confused. I needed someone to help me out. I'm not just a cracker jack. Yeah, he wants to know if you're... No, that face says it all. I'm afraid that he used cracker. Yeah, it was all clean or whatever it was. Come on.
Next text says... Eddie's like, man... Crackers can't be choosers. Okay. Eddie wants to give her a high five. Eddie wants a high five for... Chantel's not giving the high five back. Oh, I feel about that. Eddie, you know that's her hot spot. So mean. You know that's her soft spot, I think, is what Ashley was doing. That and Sky talking crap about her when she leaves. Which never, ever has happened.
Never, ever, she doesn't. Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, that's not true. That's not true. It's only when Chantel messes up on Battle of the Sexes. It's the only time she does it. That's the chocolate I'm talking about. This one says, you guys make me laugh so hard. I'm parked outside of my work, afraid to go in. Thank you for cheering me up, my friends. Welcome. Hey, Mikey, I hung out with Mac from Encinitas BMW last night, and we were talking about you and how much we love the show. Thanks for being on the air. It's P1A train. Sweet. 35253 is our text number, our phone number, 570-1053.
What do you guys think of this? Mikey, had to write you guys and tell you about my friend Sarah. She borrows my clothes all the time, and I never get them back. She has an entire closet full of my stuff. I'll occasionally borrow something from her, but I give it back. That's the meaning of the word borrow. Oh, it is. She just shops at my closet. I told her last night I refused to loan her anything else until she brings back my stuff. It's so annoying.
Signed P1 Sydney. Don't wait. Go in her room. Take all your stuff and put it back in your closet. Yeah. Why not do that? Why not do that? And then after that, tell her, don't go in your room. Don't ask for anything because she doesn't know how to borrow. Wow. Thank you. Now she took it. She took it. Yeah. Now she took it with some tough love with Chantel. I like it. Well, here are my thoughts. This is this opens the door to the bigger issue of not just borrowing clothes from people. And that's a chick thing. Mostly dudes don't borrow.
clothes. No. We do not borrow clothes. Definitely not. In fact, we don't want another guy wearing our clothes, and we don't want to wear another guy's clothes. No. What? Uh, but we do borrow. Everybody borrows. It's the issue of borrowing. I, uh, may have borrowed something from a friend of mine. Oh. Maybe. Okay. That I haven't returned yet. Oh. Okay. It's only been a couple months. Oh, jeez. But I will definitely, you know, I certainly feel bad that I haven't returned. It's very interesting that our friend Eddie has a policy of not loaning anyone his DVDs for certain reasons.
And some people take a chance. Some people go out on a limb for a friend. This is so much this. You kind of deserve it. I've told her I'll give him a movie. Well, Sean, let me tell you about this movie I purchased, Lars and the Real Girl. And I talked about how great it was and how Mike would love it. And Mike's like, oh, my gosh, yeah, that sounds perfect. Let me borrow it. I'll watch it this weekend. Oh, that was like two months ago. Two months ago? Yeah, still hasn't watched it, Sean. Still, I mean, hasn't returned it. And now I feel like, you know, I might as well probably just keep it because, you know. Wait a little second.
At this point, I'm so guilty and it's been so long. I just have to give it to you. There's no point to give it to you. You should bring it back with a bow and maybe, I don't know, a little gift certificate so she can buy another movie that she likes. I like you, Chantal. That's a really bad idea. You're a good friend. It's a really bad idea. I don't think so. Three months. It's way not necessary. It's foolish, in fact. But, yeah, Eddie won't even loan out his DVDs. I tried to get him to loan us, me and the boo, No Country for Old Men, and he said no. And then I kept hounding him, and he said, well, maybe I'll lend it to you, like, on a Tuesday,
but you have to promise to watch it Tuesday night and bring it back Wednesday. And I was like, well, what if something comes up? And he's like, never mind. No, no, no, never mind. You have to sign a contract? I mean, whoa. That's the reason. I mean, they'll just disappear and they'll never come back. Well, here's the thing. Good point. I can't trust people. Sean told me about this computer program. Yeah. What's that DVD program called? It's called DVD Profiler. DVD Profiler is this thing. You get a DVD and you type the barcode from the back of it into your computer and it lists every DVD that you have.
Wow. Now, the cool thing about it is that it has this loan feature. Nice. So if I loan a DVD to Chantel, I mark on there out, and then you put who you loaned it to, and you put an expectation date. That is so genius. It's good. Blockbuster at home. I don't know. That you expect to get the DVD back, and if you don't. Or else it's overdue. Yeah, and what you do is when you get the DVD back, you go in there and you uncheck mark it. Because it's not an email, like, bring back. Do they accrue late charges?
They should. They should. Well, no, they shouldn't. No, they shouldn't. Michael lost $7,000. They shouldn't accrue. He could have bought the movie by now. Well, like 50 times over. Let's see. P1 Felix is on the line. Hey, what's going on, Mikey? Good morning. Good morning, man. Hey, on the topic of lending things, I just now refuse to lend people money. Talk about my cousin. And a couple, I'd say about a year and a half ago during this whole foreclosure thing and the defaults, he calls me and says, hey, you know what, I really need to pay my property tax. Well, you lend me $2,500.
So I told him, I go, you know what, well, you know, how much do you need? It's like $2,500. I said, well, here you go. I gave him a check. and that was the end of it now he says i will pay you back as soon as i can i made the cardinal mistake of saying take your time so mind you this is we go to uh basketball games we go to dodger games and uh i'm sitting at the next to the guy and i'm looking at him like hey uh you know you just paid 20 bucks for parking and uh you just paid 100 bucks for concessions how's about starting
to pay up the money and for the past year and a half i will look at the guy and he'll look at me like hey i'll say hi uh you gonna pay me anytime soon and i kid you not the guy will look at me now like i can't believe you're even considering asking me for the money now you're the jerk yeah you know so you guys have not flat out discussed it well you know what uh the guy finally i'd say about two months ago, finally calls me in the middle of nowhere. It just out of nowhere calls me and says,
hey, what's going on, cuz? You know what? Can you please send me your address? I'm thinking, dude, you know where I live. Can you please send me your address information so I can start mailing you payments? I figure I'd start sending you $10 a month or something like that. $10? Yeah. $10 a month? He should put it in the piggy bank and then when he gets a good, you know, $500, then maybe send it. Well, you know, the worst part about this whole experience now is not that I'm a revolving bank or anything, but, you know, now I, you know, listen, my sister hears about this thing,
and she will come to me and say, hey, you know, my tires need, I need new tires, I need new brakes. Can you please lend me $600? Well, here are my thoughts. I don't necessarily think that it's wrong or bad to help someone, but I think that you just need to be really clear on what your expectation is, you know, and the expectation should be very low. The expectation should be very low because this happens. Skye, you said, I think we talked about it, you said you'd draw a contract up.
Yeah, if it's a significant amount of money, I would definitely put it in writing. And in there, there'd be specifics, whether there's payments to be made, what day the balance is to be paid off. By significant, I mean over $8. If it's $7.50, fine, no contract necessary. But if we're talking $12, $13, I will call Maury. Maury. My loan attorney. Loan attorney, by the way. Yes. Because they're such a thing. Yes, I have him on retainer.
Yes, hello, Maury. Oh, no. Yes, it's sky calling. Yeah. Why, yes. Everything's wonderful. Yes, Boston Rob came to me and asked for $20. Could you drop the papers and drop them off later this afternoon? I'll be sunbathing at Mother's. That's a good idea. Won't you come in for a glass of tea? Okay. All right. Well, you have to have a policy. You have to have a loan policy. You know, how long is it going to be and whatever. And I told Sky, I promise this weekend I'm watching Lars and the Real Girl.
But you've said that every weekend. You have, I've watched it. But I've been busy. See, this weekend is set aside for this exact thing. Yeah, but you said that last week. What is this weekend set aside for? Lars and the Real Girl. So you're going to watch it this weekend? Yes, I mean it this time. So you'll bring it in Monday morning. I will. Okay. I will bring it in Monday morning. Or else? Or else I'll pay a late fee. How's that? I'm in. Right? Keep it as long as you'd like. 570-1053.
Our text number is 35253. There was a guy that was on hold, but he hung up. I don't blame him. Why? Because he said that he's a guy, and yeah, he likes to, you know, wear his guy friend's clothes. loan out his clothes to his guy friends. My boyfriend shares his clothes with his brother. Oh my gosh, I love him. My boyfriend, whom I love. Oh my gosh, I love him. His name is Mark. And I love him. And he shares his clothes with his brother, whom he lives with. They share clothes. Let me tell you something.
I think that guys sharing clothes is gross. It is very gross. That's a weird word. That's a weird word. Totally agree. Why is it gross? Hang on. Are you calling Mark gross? Because he's probably listening right now. Hang on. Sorry, Mark. Mark knows I love him deeply. Okay. Not as much as you can. You can't say I love him more. I love him more because he's my boyfriend. I love him. He's so gross. For that reason. I know that there will be a lot of people that would go,
oh, Mike, he thinks that's gay. It's not that. Guys are guys, man. They got sweat. They got hair under their arms. Yeah, but you're not borrowing dirty clothes. Me and my brother share all our clothes. See, for some reason, I think it's okay for siblings. I think it's okay for siblings, but not for like non-relative men. I would not do a brother share, a brother clothes share. I would not. But I will give you this. There seems to be something slightly better about that.
Well, especially if you live under the same roof. And that also is another thing. And they're the same size. Yeah, I guess. And they dress, they have the same kind of style. I guess. Yeah, I still wouldn't. I wouldn't. It just doesn't seem as... Growing up, you and your brothers, I mean, you have three brothers. Even if your brother has a sick wardrobe. So that was going to be another thing. Like, I was going to kind of give the little caveat of, well, maybe if you're in high school. Skye, what do you think? I think siblings are okay living under, you know, the same roof. Thank you, Skye. Chantal, what do you think?
Supporting Mark. I don't think men should share clothes. Mm-mm. Why not? It's just gross. Yeah. Why gross? Because guys are gross. I don't know. We're sweaty. We smell different. They stink. You know, like even if you wash it, can you imagine? Because men, we don't shave under our armpits. Imagine you're putting a shirt on and you find a little black curly hair in the armpit of a shirt. And it's your brother. Like, I know that Mark wouldn't touch his brother. They're tight.
I don't want my brother's armpit hair on me. I wouldn't care if I had armpit hair from my brother. I love him. You know, who cares? I go on record as saying I do. That's your blood, man. That's your blood. P1 Jamie. You dropped contracts as well? Well, what I did was I asked him if he could loan me the money. And when he said yes, he never said I had to drop a contract. But I went and I did it myself to show good faith that I would be willing to pay him that amount of money per month.
And did you pay him back? Absolutely. I paid him $100 a month for eight months to pay him off $800. Yep, see, this guy walks for Judge Millian. There you go. He gets it. Well, yeah, I mean, all you got to do is watch one episode of Judge Millian. Let me ask you a question there, contractors. Yes. What do we do, what do you do if they don't pay you one month? You take them to court? Yes. Your friend? Yes. Oh, Eddie, that's a really good question. Dude, that is people's court. Have you ever seen people's court? That's what I did.
Okay, but so, Rob is your good friend. Yeah. He can't make a payment for a month, or he doesn't make his payment. You're going to take Rob, your good friend, to court? Well, it would be a different situation for everyone if we're talking specifically about Rob. And Rob, I know, is like dirt poor and can't afford to pay me back. Rob would get a long time. What's a long time? How long before small claims court? Well, it would depend on how much money and it would also depend on my financial situation. Like if I could go without the money, we'd probably go forever without Rob paying me back.
But if I came to the point where I needed that money to pay, like, my bills, then we'd go to court. But if it's a friend who's, like, rich and needed money for, like, a second, and then they come back into their money, and then they're throwing it all over but not paying me back, then we're going to go to court immediately. So it's different for every person. Wow. I mean, it would be on, Mike. Yes. It would. Like, shock-a-con. It would be on like shock-a-con. Wow. I'm saying. Hey, Mikey, this is your text messages we're getting. Hey, Mikey, I loan out my movies, but I make them sign a sign-out sheet. Awesome.
Before I allow them to take it, this P1 dobes. Awesome. Mikey, I had a boyfriend that would not let me borrow a movie. He would tell me we can watch it together at a later date. Ew. I agree with that. But that's your boyfriend. Awesome. It's my movie. Mikey, sure. Eddie, you're the worst. Why? Because that's your lady. Like, if you can't trust your lady to give you your movie bag. They can't trust anybody. They're going to just keep them. That's how they are. You should be able to trust your lady. No. Wow. What about if she signs something?
If she signs something. Let's take some calls. P1 Dan, are you there? Hey, what's up, Mikey and gang? What's up, dude? Hey, check it out. There are situations that may arise where dudes can wear other dudes clothes for sure. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Like you got hit on the head with an anvil? I actually had to write some of these down, mini-example I have, for sure. Okay, let's hear it. You're in love with the guy. Yes. If the guy's your boyfriend. Your boyfriend. Aside that, it's easy for me. I'm in the military, for one. So, like, we can't worry about that. If you're the Indian and he's the cop.
Let's swap. Dude, give me a shirt. Can't wear uniform out of town. Got to go to the bank. Give me a shirt. Awesome, thanks. All right. But say you're at the beach, right? You're at the beach. You want to go to the club later. Hey, I don't want to run all the way back home for a shirt. Dude, give me a shirt. Let's go to the club. Very easy, very simple. Instead of burning $5 on gas, a new shirt. Okay, let me, can I, may I please? This is my, this is my thoughts on that one. And then I want to hear Eddie's thoughts. Okay, fine on that club thing.
Right. But I'll tell you what, man, I wouldn't like it if I'm the guy giving the shirt. And I wouldn't like it if I'm the guy wearing the shirt. I'd be uncomfortable. I'd rather do that than drive all the way back and get it. But I don't want to. That is so interesting. It would be way uncomfortable for me if the dude was surging to my closet like, oh, this is cute. This is nice. This is cute. This is darling. Yes, that would be odd. If he said this is darling. Imagine this. Eddie, go ahead. Imagine we go hang out at the beach, swim, do all this stuff. I go over to your place.
I smell like the ocean. And I go, hey, dude, you got a shirt for me? Well, not just the ocean. It's hot out there. You're sweating. I'm sweating. That's suntan oil on. Chest hair. Yeah, my chest hair is glistening. That's messed up. Hey, bro, throw me a shirt. I think you gentlemen need to really... Oh, not you, not you. Okay. And really understand that you can even use a shower. It's cool, man. Hey, bro, you're my bro. Can I borrow your soap and your... Yeah, can I borrow your toothbrush?
That is not okay. Can I borrow your toothbrush? Wash my danglers. Thank you for calling in. Oh, God. No soap you should be. Yucky. I'm telling you. No. The whole thing just sounds gross. What is going on today? Hello? Oh, hey, guys. It's Dr. Wayne calling in. What do you want? Oh, cool. I'm a local chiropractor here in the area, and I also specialize in Swedish and deep tissue massage. And I was having a conversation with this with a guy friend of mine. And, by the way, ladies, if it's okay for you guys to call your girlfriends your girlfriends,
we're going to take it back, and I'm going to say it, too. I was with one of my boyfriends the other day. Oh, God, you do not speak for our gender. Hey, don't worry about it. I got the rocks to be able to pull this one off, buddy. Don't worry about it. No way. If it's okay for the girls, it's okay for us guys. Anyway, I was talking to my boyfriend the other day. No, this is slow. We were driving around in the Trans Am, and I just wanted to let everybody know Well, you just got to be secure in your own sexuality to be able to do this kind of thing. And so basically, I just wanted to clear up a misunderstanding.
That's all. What do you mean? Well, you see, we both were going out to the club. We were club hopping, me and my boyfriend. And we happened to be at Balboa Park at the time. Why are you club hopping? Well, we were on our way to club hop, and we thought that we would go by the space center first. And then we would head over to the club downtown. We wanted to find some chicks. At the space museum? Well, you know, ladies are into art, that kind of stuff.
Hang on a second, got to pass wind. Oh, there we go. Pass wind. I mean, that's very manly of you. Anyhow, you know, we were going over there and I said, hey, I really like that shirt. And he says, whoa, I really like that shirt. And I said, why don't we switch? And so, just when we were in the middle of the switch, a police officer happened to play the car, and there we both were. Sureless. Neither of us were wearing shirts, and I explained to him, you know, we're just going to a club to meet girls, and we were switching shirts when this happened. Is this how it went down?
Zeph's my boyfriend. Tell him what happened there, you know. Hello? Hello? Hello, Zeph. Are you there? I guess not. I don't think Zeph wants to talk about it. Maybe he doesn't want to talk about it. No. He's shy. Anyway. He's thinking that fondly. Just wanted to clear up my thoughts on that. It's okay to share shirts, but you just want to be careful when you're doing the old. With your boyfriend. With your boyfriend. Okay. That is. Wow. That was Dr. Wayne. He shouldn't do that.
I'll tell you what. It's just a very scary policy. Yeah. That's all I'm saying. That was really different. When we come back, how about we play a little movie word association game? Come on. Chantel's in it. Chantel, you get to play. Yes. As long as Eddie, you stop. How do you like that dancing that Eddie's doing right now? It's not dancing. Will you stop calling me that? You like that? Yeah. You like that? What about that move? Are you in a pool? Chantel, Chantel, Chantel, Chantel, Chantel, I got to make a rule. I have to make a rule.
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The 5 itself southbound, still finding slow traffic out of Encinitas in the Solana Beach. A fatality crash on the Oceanside Boulevard on-ramp. The northbound 5 has that ramp shut down and some slow traffic on the main line on the 5 there as well. Heading south in the 15, looking pretty nice out of Escondido, just a brief delay through Carmel Mountain Ranch. Watch for a backup, though, on the westbound 8. Looks like the West Hills High School is graduating from SDSU this morning. They've got an exhibit out there as well. Congratulations to those folks here, but it's still backing up from spring onto the college area. And now there's a new accident near College Avenue that still arrived.
The West 94 King Freeway looking great in the downtown. 805 northbound, still bunched up through North Park. And then again out of Kearney Mesa over the 52. Don McClurenton, Rockwood 05-3. Now here's something you may have missed this morning on the Mikey Show. Ash, so you don't, when you're eating and you are finishing up a meal, if you have leftovers, you don't give it to the dog, right? No, but my boyfriend does, oh, he thinks he's really funny. He'll eat food and regurgitate it to Sammy when I'm not looking. And I turn around and I get so pissed.
And he does it on purpose because he knows I hate it. That's so funny to me. That is so funny. I have tears in my eyes. That's so funny to me. Mike, it's the grossest thing I've ever seen in my whole life. Do you think it's because he doesn't want to eat your food? Yes! She thinks that he's feeding a dog. He's throwing up. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. This is not in Chantel's iPod. Are you sure?
No. Welcome back. It is 844. Even though he didn't win American Idol, runner-up David Archuleta signed a record deal yesterday. Good news, bad news for the Padres. They won the game against the Mets 2-1, but lost second baseman Tataguchi with a separated shoulder. Welcome back to the show. We mentioned this the other day, that Ed McMahon is foreclosing on his house, right, Skye? Yeah, they're in the process of foreclosure. I mean, foreclosure can go a long time, so it's not like he's kicked out on the street right now.
But it's in the process. They say he's over $600,000 behind in his mortgage payments. Cut seven. And what did happen, Ed? You know, it's a combination. It's like a perfect storm. The economy problems. Selling a house right now is a tremendous operation to sell a house. We've had this house on the market for two years. we've shown it i don't know how many 50 organizations or people nobody has made an offer i mean it's just and it's a lovely home i hate to leave it i want to keep the home i want this all to work out and the payments you can't make what's the problem well you know if you spend
more money than you make you know what happens and uh it can happen you know a couple of divorces flown in a few things like that and uh you know you know things happen you want everything to be perfect, but that combination of the economy, I have a little injury, I have a situation, and it all came together. Poor Larry King is out of it, doesn't really understand any of that. What about Johnny? Ask Johnny Carson for the money. He's rich. He passed away
five, six years ago. Oh. Well, you do that Star Search show. Yeah, what about that money? Why don't you ask for a raise over there? So it's time. Yeah. How about we do some of this right here? Time for another Mikey game. Let's play. Whoa. A little something called the movie word association game. What about that one, Chantel? Scene 1, take 105. And action.
What was this? What is that? I'm excited for the game. Why are you here today? you want earlier you should be in a good mood man I can't do anything over here without her all over my back over here I think you're hurting her I'm not fighting you I'm lashing out remember I'm not fighting you don't let him guilt you it's a two way street you know what he was saying to you earlier you know what you were saying
about her not having a boyfriend. Oh, who said that? Don't mention it. Oh, man, Skye, thanks for bringing that one up. I think she's gorgeous, and I think any guy would be lucky to have her. You shouldn't say that. Well, you're the one who makes the clown school comments. You're the one that makes them after she leaves. All you have to do, if you want to see the most beautiful single girl there is in the world right now, is go to MikeyShow.com. And first thing new on the show is Chantel. You can see a picture of her there. Do you know anything about chocolate? Hey, Chantel. Chantel, would you ever date a guy if he had a kid? Oh.
Oh. That is a great question. Loaded question. How old are you again, Chantel? Chantel's like, I don't want to answer that. I think I could. I used to say no. I would never, but I think I could. Well, we're doing a contest, and it's for Father's Day. We're doing a contest, and it's called Single Dad Setup. So if you are a single dad, go right now to MikeyShow.com. Type in the keyword dads. There's a whole thing you fill out, send a picture, do the whole thing. And we're asking the same thing of the ladies.
We're looking for single women. And you don't have to have a kid, ladies. You just have to be a single woman. Just know that you're going to be set up with a guy that is a dad. And hopefully a good dad. Yeah, I'm a white guy. Now, what we're doing is we're taking a look at, what about Michael Moore? Would you date Michael Moore, Chantel? Yeah, I'm a white guy. Oh, he's a, okay. Well, that clears that one up. What's it like to be black in America? Well, listen, that's Michael Moore. So fathers go there and all you have to know, dads, is that your kid needs to be old enough to be able to ask questions of the single ladies because it's ultimately going to be
your kid that we let decide which one you're going out with. That's awesome. So MikeyShow.com, keyword dads. We need to get these dads all signed up on this thing. So get over there, dads and single ladies, if you would like to be in on this. And you wouldn't mind coming in on the show, being a part of this. Go to MikeyShow.com, type in the keyword dads. Now, the way that the movie word association game works is you call in and you pick a horse. Now, Sean doesn't play. And so Chantel will be playing for Sean. So here are the people that you have to choose from.
Me, Eddie, Chantel, Sky, Ashley, and Rob. That's it. Me, Eddie, Chantel, Sky, Ashley, and Rob. The way that the movie word association game works is, Zeth is going to give us a word. We have to come up with a movie that has that word in it. That's it. You only get, how many seconds do you get, Sean? I forget how many. It's exactly five. Okay, you get five seconds to come up with a movie. It's not very long. You get five seconds. Zeth, come over to one of these mics. Yeah, come close to me, little boy. There you go.
You get to sit next to Skye. Little boy. He's a six foot two. It was a baby. It was a cute baby. He's just slouching. Yeah, he's 5'4 when he's slouching. But when he stands up straight and tall, 6'3. Okay, so call us right now. 570-1053. You're going to pick either me, Eddie, Chantel, Sky, Ashley, or Rob. P1, Cody. Hey, what's up, Mike? What's going on, man? Who do you want to pick? I'm going to have to go with my boy, Eddie. Yo, yo. Hang on one.
Next up, P1, Nato. Good morning, Mikey. Good morning, man. Who do you want? I'll take your Skynes. There you go. Hang on the line. P1 Morgan. Hey, guys. I want you, Mikey. You got it, Morgan. Hang on, okay? Hang on. Next up, P1 Clint. Who do you want? Hey, what's up, Mike? I'll take BC. Clint, who do you want? Go with homie D-Rob. There you go, dude. There you go. Please, the last two left on the board that have not been picked yet, just like in dodgeball, Are Ashley and Chantel.
Let's see. P1, babe. Yep. Hey, guys. What's up? Oh, hi, babe. Hi. Hey, babe. I'm going with my girl, Ashley. Oh, Chantel. Thank you, girl. P1, D, D, S. How are you? Good. How are you doing? Good. How are your teeth? You get Chantel. I will take Chantel. Thank you. Hang on the line. All right. prize today. What is the prize? Oh, the pressure. Chantal, you're playing for DDS and listen to what the prize is.
Pair tickets to the Clear Channel preview day of Toy Story Midway Mania at Disney California Adventure Park on June 14th. Disneyland tickets. Don't mess it up, Chantal. I could go with like a boy. Don't mess it up. Oh my gosh. That sounds so much fun. Yeah, you win for the listener. That's right. Oh. That's right. You're going to win for the listener, Chantel. Darn it. You don't win. Will you take me? Are you guys ready? Yeah. So Chantel goes after me? Chantel goes after you, and I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell everybody on the radio the order. It's me, Eddie,
Chantel, Sky, Ashley, Rob. I'm scared. We go in a circle. It's a game of elimination. If you can't answer a movie within five seconds, you're out. It's instant elimination. Everybody's so jittery around me. I don't know what to do. It's hard, Chantel. It's hard. We start with me. All right. What is the first word? Zeth. Adam Sandler movies. Punch Trunk Love. Big Daddy. Oh, my gosh. Waterboy. I won't say yours. Dang it.
I was going to say Big Daddy. I don't know. Oh, sorry. I messed that up. I totally messed that up. They should both be eliminated. Yep. Yep. See you ladies later. Should we call that? Do you have enough words that we could not count that one? I could throw another one in there. I have just enough, but I can think of one right now. Think of one. Think of one, because I want to... It's fun. I don't want to have Chantal gone so soon. Okay, we try again. Let's try again. Here we go.
Go ahead. What is it? Movies with a number in the time. You've done that one a million times. You've done that one a million times. So, Seth, here's what you do. Use the ones that you have, and then while we're going around in a circle, you could spend the time trying to think of one. Okay. Cool. Here we go. Movies with the word big in the title. Big. Big Trouble in Little China. Big Nettie. Big Boy. Big Boy.
Big Boy. I'm going to IMDb it. Sky. It doesn't matter. Who's in it? You have to name who's in it. Big Boy from Outkast. Okay. Okay. If Big Boy from OutKast is in a movie called Big Boy, then Skye. You're really looking this up. Of course she is. Oh, come on, lawyer. Skye, what do you got? No. No. Skye's out. Double elimination. We start with Eddie. Now, so here is the new order. It's me, Eddie, Chantel, Ashley, Rob. And I go first?
And you go first, Eddie. Oh, no. You go first. And Skye, can you help Zeth? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Here we go. Start with Eddie. Movies that spawn sequels. Star Wars. I can't. You mean one sequel? I could not. Lord of the Rings. One thing. I mean about a billion. The Godfather. Jaws. Name a movie practically. Yeah.
Name a movie. Wow. Chantel's done. I'm sorry. Here it is. Me, Eddie, Ashley, Rob. That's who's left. I want to go left. You're out. You're out. I start, eh? Me, Eddie, Ashley, and Rob. And yes, Ashley, you start. Okay. Movies with the word dead in the title. Dead. Man walking. Evil dead. That was correct. I think she was right.
That was good. Oh, I said... Night of the Living Dead. Evil Dead 2. Dead Man Walking 2. Just the concept of that. That is awesome. This is fantastic. What happens when he comes back to life and has to walk again? Oh, wow. So Dead Man Walking was a movie? Yeah. Dead Man Walking was a movie with Sean Penn and Susan Sarandon. Wow.
Yeah. Wow. I think it was nominated for Best Picture. That is awesome. Yeah. Dead Man Walking. Two. Awesome. Wow. This time it's personal. Yes. Okay. It is down to me and Eddie and Rob. Can I go first? Wow. Rob. Rob hasn't even had an answer. I know it, dude. He's got it the easiest. He's got it the easiest. We should have reversed the order. I know it, man. I love this game. I know it. It's so much fun. All right. So, Rob, you start.
Go ahead, Seth. Julia Roberts movies. Pretty Woman. Sleeping with the Enemy. My Best Friend's Wedding. Pelican Brief. Fried Green Tomatoes. Ocean's Eleven. Ocean's Twelve. Fried Green Tomatoes. She wasn't in Fried Green Tomatoes. Ocean's Thirteen. She wasn't in Fried Green Tomatoes. Oh, you know what I'm thinking of? Oh, I'm thinking of that stupid Miss... Steel Magnolias. Oh, yes. I'm out. Come on. I couldn't have come up with another one I was done after that I was going to say Ocean's 13
She wasn't in that She was in the first one and the second one Oh wow America's Sweetheart I would not have thought of any of those I would have been done I wouldn't have thought of any of those Yeah I did Okay cried a little I'm whipped and I love it That is the truth That's awesome I'm whipped and I love it That guy sounds like a good man Let's go
It's between Eddie and Rob We start with Eddie Movies with the word fast in the title Fast Times at Ridgemont High Fast and Furious Fast and the Furious 2 Tokyo Drift Fast, your mother. Eddie wins. What else? Name something else. No, I'm trying to think. Best answer ever.
Is there anything with the word fast besides that? Oh, my God. Eddie, if he would have named a movie, could you have gone again? Buster, Pussycat, Kill, Kill. Oh, God. I can't name porno. Let's see. P1 Cody. What's up? Cody, you're going to Disneyland, dude. Right on. Congrats. This is The Mikey Show. Hey, I love The Mikey Show. You know what? You guys are awesome. I do, too. I appreciate you having us every day. Thank you, brother. Rock 105.3.
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People go to our website, MikeyShow.com, and they click on the Tough Love with Eddie link, and they write Eddie emails, and they ask him for advice. Dear Eddie, I have a situation with my roommate and maybe you can help. I injured myself at work a few weeks ago and was prescribed Vicodin. While I had noticed that my pills were disappearing rather quickly. Unless I was taking them in my sleep, my roommate Doug is stealing them. Do you have any advice to get him to stop?
Eddie. Dear, good pill hunting. You got to switch out those pills, man. You get some estrogen pills. Your prescription bottle. The Mikey Show continues. You guys mentioned. You guys mentioned. I'm sorry. There's no excuse. None. They mentioned to me all the time, Chantel, like TV shows from the 80s. Horrible. And movies from the 80s that I missed out on. Ashley, you're not going to believe what just happened. I'm going to ask you to... I will write out a contract. You will take the movies.
I will bring them in. Chantel, I have to explain this to you, though. There's no explanation. Tell Ashley what movie. you have not seen. She's going to get mad. Yeah, she will. Tell her. She deserves to know. What? Listen. Don't judge. Will you promise not to judge me? Listen, I'll back you up. They've never seen like The Godfather. Yeah, thank you. Things like that. So they don't have any room to speak. I've never seen Pretty Woman. I've never seen. Oh, wow. Look at her face. See, she couldn't even help it. She gave me an awful look. Look at her face. Yes. I've never seen Pretty Woman. I've never seen Dirty Dancing. I've never seen. Uh-oh, that one. Yeah, right? That one.
That one. I hate you, too. Okay, fine. But this is what I have to tell you, Chantel. Yes. Those movies. Okay, let me ask you a question. I'm ready. You're 27 years old. How old were you when you saw Pretty Woman? Oh, my gosh. I was... Which time? Right? Yeah, I know. Every word to both movies. First time. I'm going to go with, like, nine. Okay. Okay. And did you love it? Love. Okay. How old were you when you saw Dirty Dancing? um yesterday yeah i don't know yeah for sky it really was yeah they've been playing it on stars
11 maybe i don't know 11 11 i watch it all the time did you like it love okay nobody puts baby in the corner okay eddie when you saw big trouble in little china how old were you oh uh i was probably first time gosh like 13 okay and you loved it right oh absolutely now i have a theory okay my theory is when we first see movies we connect with them we love them and so they take this place in our hearts and our minds that you cannot even go there they love it so much like you and the godfather me and the godfather well but the godfather
best picture in my heart yeah thank you that's what i mean it's best picture in your heart And wait a minute, hang on And so you tell people You have never seen this, you've got to watch it Now, the only one I have real experience with Eddie suggested Big Trouble in Little China And I bought it I felt it was clown school When I saw it, I felt it was clown school And I gotta tell you I was so excited Sean and Eddie Sean and Eddie were like
It's an awesome movie I think it holds a special place in your heart. So you're saying it's not a good movie because we like it? Let me tell you what I'm saying. Hang on. Hang on. Let me explain. What I'm saying is I don't think that some of these movies play as well in 2008 as maybe they did in 1986. Well, Dirty Woman and Dirty Dancing play well whenever. Yeah, yeah. Those are timeless. It was hard for me to watch Big Trouble in Little China. But it won't be hard for you to watch that movie. Yeah, because that movie's a little dated.
Yeah. I'm not going to lie. Eddie disagrees, soundly disagrees. I mean, I've never seen it, but I'm saying it. Skye, I'm going to bring it to you. I'll tell you what. I don't care. I don't care to watch it. I'll keep the Kamaris in the real world, and I'll give you. That doesn't make any sense. Aren't there, like, weird, like, monsters underground or something? Skye, it was a little, it was goofy. Like, aren't there, like, Muppets running around or something? This is so offensive, Sean. I'll tell you what, though. Very offensive. I'll tell you what. What was the hardest thing for me. I'm not kidding. Eddie, this is what's the hardest thing. It was that the special effects were so older that when you watch it now in 08, you're like, oh, man. But Pretty Woman might work.
No, it will work. Because there's no special effects, it's still a story of the same, you know? Same with Dirty Dancing. I don't agree. Because Dirty Dancing is a period piece anyway. A period piece. But wait a minute. It is. Sky. Sky. It's got a little silly to say. What did you say? Yes, Dirty Dancing is not a period piece. If what you're saying is you have to have a period in order to love it, then yes. Eddie, you love it. I don't love it. Yes, you do. I don't love it. I don't love it. It's okay.
Do you love it? Yes, you do. No, I do not. Eddie, I didn't know that. Never said he loved it. Why would you say that? He says it all the time. No, thank you for saying that. But see, it's like this. It's like when you love one of these old movies, you show it to somebody, and like the acting is, you know, it's like the old time acting. No, it's great. But that doesn't make it a bad movie. It doesn't make it a bad movie at all. What it does, though, is it does make it a movie that's very special to you, and it may not play very well in 2008. It doesn't make any sense.
Because if you watch The Godfather today, it still plays well. Are you suggesting that The Godfather and Big Trouble in Little China are on par with one another internally? That is not what you were saying, though. What you're saying is that if it's an older movie, then it might not play as well today because of the acting and all that. That's why I use the word might. I don't say it doesn't. The Godfather was best picture. I can see this.
I can see me like, okay, I'll give you a perfect example. I love a movie called Where's Papa? I love it. I think it's the most hysterical thing I've ever seen. I don't know what that is. I've never even heard of it. Most people don't. It's hysterical. It wasn't a best picture, but to me, and now I've showed it to people. Are you comparing that to Pretty Woman? No, let me explain. See, I loved it so much, and I loaned it to somebody, and they go, it's the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life. And it was because when I saw it. What about Die Hard? Die Hard came out around the same time in the 80s. That plays exactly the same today as it did then.
Now, here's what I will say about that, is that I think that Die Hard, and see, I'd have to see it. There's a lot of holes in your series. No, no, no, no, no. I think that Die Hard might be kind of goofy to some people. Have you not seen Die Hard? Yeah, yeah, I have. Oh, okay. That would have been interesting. I was going to say, right. Right now, I can't remember. I don't remember a lot of stuff about it. Yippee-ki-yay. Yep, Christmas. Hello. Nakamura building. Listen, I'll tell you what. We... Nakamura. This will sell. Tower. That's okay. She was close. If you've never seen Big Trouble in Little China, rent it and see. Absolutely.
I have. Please do. It's awesome. Eddie, do you own it? Highly recommend it. Of course I do. You do. Yes. When is the last time you watched it? Well, it's on TV quite a bit, too. So I catch it. When it's on, I have it on. My wife loves it, too. Really? Yeah. It's a green movie. It's awesome. Well, we'll agree to disagree on that one. That's fine. Now. Pretty Woman, though. He's amazing. They're dancing. See, Pretty Woman, I'm thinking maybe. What do you mean maybe? I'll tell you why. Because it was such a phenomenal hit. It was so giant. I mean, that movie was like...
Yeah. Great. That movie's considered such a gigantoid hit. Thank you. So how come you never saw it? Yeah. I don't know. Get with it. I really don't know why. And that's why I'm saying you should see it, just for the fact that it's classic, you know? I'll tell you. You gotta put it on, add it on. Eddie, when you saw it, did you see it because your family owned it on a video or a disc or something? I don't really remember. Because there's no way. I don't know any of this. I was going to see that in a theater. Those two movies are my mom's favorite movies, Dirty Dancing and Pretty Women. And she watched them quite a bit.
I remember seeing them as a kid. It's like you kind of fall into it. Let me tell you. It's on TV so much. Let me tell you. That's so good. Flashdance was on TV the other day. I never watched it when it came out. So it's on and they're showing the scene where she goes up and talks to the people at the table that are going to judge her. And then starts dancing to the Michael Zambello. It's one of the most hysterical things I've ever seen. Watching it now. Because it's very dated.
Watching it now. Yes, very dated. I mean, it was so hysterical. That's one of the best parts of like Dirty Dancing in my opinion. Okay, but you understand. No, no, no, this is Flashdance, I'm talking. No, I know, but I'm saying, but Dirty Dancing is a period piece. It's like being like, it's like watching the queen, it's like watching the queen and being like, oh my gosh, this is so outdated. Well, because it's a period piece. But the queen took place when Princess Di died. It wasn't. And Dirty Dancing is from the 50s. Oh, is it?
I know, but what does that have to. Because that's a period piece for the 50s. It's a movie about the 50s that came out in, like, the 80s. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, so it's not going to be dated. It's not going to be all 80s out. It's not going to be all flash-damped out. Yeah, but isn't that kind of like calling Grease a period piece? Yes. That's a great example, Mike. Seriously, I thought that a period... I know, we're getting all these calls out. Rob's got period piece Wikipedia. What does it say? Awesome.
You can read it. Firstly, in the performing arts, a period piece is a work set in a particular era. Thank you. Technically, you're right, but when people use the term period piece, they're normal. Well, they're snobs. Oh, okay. They're snobs. I can't. I can't. Secondly, secondly, a period piece can describe a work. Well, hey, then Wikipedia's wrong, and the dictionary's wrong, and the world is wrong. Wait, it says, a period piece can be used subjectively, such as when applied to contemporary or recent works, which have not been tested by time, since it is guessing how future generations will view the work. I understand what Sky is saying, and I agree with what she's saying.
Thank you, Eddie. That it is not like 80s doubt, because it is set in the 50s. We're getting a lot of calls, people loving Big Trouble in Little China. It's an awesome movie. Well, it's not an awesome movie. It's an awesome movie. Eddie, I'll give you an example of one that I love that I bet if we gave it to people now, they would watch it and think it's a joke. The Thing, 1981. I disagree with you.
I bet you a good movie is a good movie. A good movie is a good movie. But can't you see some people watching it and being like, dude, that is so hokey. That was on the Sci-Fi channel the other day, and I just read the description and didn't even want to see it. It's awesome. Now, I'm telling you, I think that movie rules. I think it plays today. Yeah. never heard of it p1 jennifer jennifer are you there yes i'm here go ahead you're on the air i am 24 years old and i love big trouble in little china i grew up with my dad jack really you did here we go jennifer how old were you when you first saw it i was seriously
probably like 13 thank you for saying so oh no so that means it's not a good movie no it means That when you see something when you're a kid, it holds a special place in you. Mike's right. Everyone else is wrong. Childhood nostalgia. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. I think it's nostalgic. Yeah. Because I got a bunch of movies I saw when I was a kid, but you watch them now and you go, oh, it's not the same. There's been some movies that I loved that I watched it. Even myself went, oh, that's not quite how I remembered it. Sean, I can't. What am I? My hands are tied.
These people are crazy. He loves Independence Day. Well, that is true. That's a good movie. He owns from Justin to Kelly. That's true, too. Really? Another solid film. Why would you own such a... You should have just given your money to me. Just give it over. P1, Josh. You should just give it to me. Ah, yeah. Go ahead, Josh. Yeah, I'm 19 years old, and I... And you love Pretty Woman. Awesome. It was the best show ever. Which one?
Uh-oh. Big Trouble. Was it a good show? Big Trouble in Little China is the best one ever made. Oh. It's the best movie ever made. I agree. That's quite a statement. Maybe we should watch it on a 28-hour show. Big Trouble in Little China? No, because I don't want to make fun of it. Oh, come on. I'm not going to make fun of it. It's too good. But it's not a serious film. You can make a little fun of it. I don't want to, though. Yeah, okay. It's too good. All right. Jack Burton, dude. Josh, how old were you when you saw Big Trouble in Little China for the first time? I was probably six. Okay, thank you. Oh, Mike.
It doesn't mean anything. P1 James. Hey, Mikey. How are you? How are you doing today? Hey, this is James from Boston. P1 James. Uh-oh. Yeah, wait a minute. Are you hearing this Boston accent that she's... What is that? Hang on a second. P1 James. What's wrong with me? Mikey, just an FYI. I said there was a black mark. I said there was a black mark. I said there was a P1 James. What is that? That's her New England accent. That's what she's doing. Go ahead. Ash, talk to him like you're a couple of New Englanders. I think they're going to remake. James, Ashley's trying to do your New England accent. She's doing a great job.
That's incredible. What the heck? All right, go ahead, James. What were you calling to say? Well, anyways, last month's Empire Magazine, they reported that they're going to remake Big Trouble in Little China. Now that, I will see. I don't like it. That I will see. I don't want them to. It may be better. I don't want them to. No way. It's perfect. How can you make something perfect better? Sean, do me a favor. Find a YouTube anything big trouble in Little China right now. See if you can find something. Mikey. Yes, go ahead, James. You look like a great big fat person. You look like a great big fat person. Have a good day. Thank you.
Does anybody know what that was? No. It was. I'm looking for Frederica Bimmel. Oh. That guy that played Buffalo Bill may be the creepiest guy in Hollywood. Talk about perfect casting. Yes. That guy was awesome. He was so skinny and like 70s. You know what I mean?
He was very 70s-ed out. P1 Adam. What's going on, guys? What's happening? The Goonies. Great. That was a good movie. Great. Mike's never seen that movie. I guarantee it. Mike? Seriously? I guarantee you he's never seen it. How do you get up every morning and look yourself in the mirror? It was that time period. It was that time period. See, I told you there's a chunk missing. Yeah, there is. There's a chunk missing. You need to get with it. Oh, you need to get it back. Now, see, that's another one. You would hate it.
Oh, I would hate it. He would hate the goonies. Can you imagine how goofy that must look now? It's so good. Can you imagine what the goonies must look like when they're turning into the goonies? What is that? Turn into the goonies? What do you mean? No, no. Did I get that wrong? Yeah. Did I get that wrong? Yeah. Chunk is turning over in his grave. Right? They roofed. You ready for Big Trouble? Hang on, Chris. Yes, give me a scene. All right. I hope there's no profanity in it. Oh, boy. Am I going to have to hit the button? I don't think there is profanity.
There was. There was. Really? Yeah, I think there was an S. because when I was first watching it and then when I said that right now, I thought we'll have to do it at Safe Harbor. You want me to preview it? It's only 40 seconds. Yeah, preview it and I'll talk to Chris. Okay. Chris, are you there? Yeah, hey, what's up, Mikey? Go ahead. Hey, Eddie and Sean. You know what? I'm with you guys all the time, but Eddie, I got a question. When you said Big Trouble in China is a great movie, what is great about it? I'll tell you several things that are great about it. It's a martial arts movie, which is really cool. There is great sci-fi aspects to it.
It is a great action movie. There's comedy. I mean, it's, like, all-encompassing. It's just awesome. Or is it just Kim Cattrall's in it? Totally. Is Kim Cattrall in it? Yeah, she is in it. Whoa! I've watched it five times because of her being in it, but I don't think it's a great movie. She must have been, like, young. Yeah, she was. Yeah, it's like right after Porky's or something. Oh, wait a minute. is she the blonde uh she's jack burton's love interest love interest with the green eyes are you ready shawnee yeah we're all ready let's hear it here we go now we must satisfy the first
to suffer an emperor by destroying this not so fast gentlemen is it too much to ask time to kill him for me okay what's up anything dave too many people around here been dropping like flies already and where's that getting us, huh? Nowhere, fast. Ah, you know what old Jack Burton always says at a time like this? Who? Jack Burton. Me. Old Jack always says,
what the hell? How can you not love Kurt Russell? He's one of my favorite actors ever. He's one of my favorite actors ever. That sounds really bad. Listen, I got to tell you, I honestly, here's what I felt like. I felt like, I think I might have had to be there. I might have had to be there. Yeah. Yeah. Now, I bet you, if I saw it with Eddie when he first watched it, when it first came out, I bet I would have loved it. You're missing the tone of it. It's supposed to be kind of goofy. Yeah. It's meant to be like that. Honestly, I'll admit. Very much so.
I could have been in the wrong, like. You're in the wrong paradigm. I was in the wrong paradigm. I could be. It's really meant to be kind of cheesy, goofy, definitely. Accomplished. This is a text message. Drop Dead Fred. I love Drop Dead Fred. One of my favorites still. P1MJ, I've seen Drop Dead Fred. Is that the one where the claymation guitar does a guitar, the little claymation guy does a guitar and plays Eddie Van Halen? Drop Dead Fred. I don't know.
I don't know. I think it is. I no-no. No. 5-7-0-1-0-5-3. Great Kurt Russell movie. Something on your mind? Oh, yes. Just want to let you know you're sitting in mind. Sky's only heard this clip 950,000 times. Have you seen the actual movie? Sky. Is that Tombstone? Wait. Oh, boy. Is that? Yeah, it is. Okay, okay. That one's upsetting. That one's upsetting. That one's upsetting.
I can't. That one's upsetting. That's a question. That one's upsetting. That's a question. There's a question mark at the end of the boy. That one's upsetting. Like, I think I might have seen it, but maybe I'm thinking of Young Guns. I'm not really sure. I'm not really sure. Oh, Scott. It's kind of a gray area. She's mad at you for not seeing Pretty Woman. And she doesn't know if she's seen Tombstone. I can't quite recall. Chantel. Okay, you know what? Testimony, let's go. I have seen Tombstone. I don't remember. I was really young. Oh, boy, oh, boy. Like, I know I've seen it, but I don't remember anything about it. Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell this scene
he's with Billy Bob Thornton and he's upset with Billy Bob Thornton I'm going to set the scene for you okay Chantel looks so bored with it I'm listening though how are you acting like this Eddie is it a girl thing I'm interested you say you're playing a clip from Pretty Woman you're freaking out let's compare clips Cindy Freaking Relic. Let's compare clips. Sean, get me a Pretty Woman clip from YouTube. Oh, it's going to be rad.
It's going to be rad. So let's see. Oh, this is the best thing ever. We're going to take a break. When we come back, we're going to do the scene from Tombstone and a scene from Pretty Woman. Do it. It's going to be amazing. Love it. Five. 7-0-1-0-5-3 is our phone number. Our text number is 3-5-2-5-3. Back to play those clips after this. What's a P-1? A P-1 is someone that turns down their radio, they get to the point, they don't cuss, and they listen to The Mikey Show exclusively.
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That's really creepy. That is dangerous stuff. Welcome back to the show. Pretty woman, pretty woman. Yes. Calm down. So excited. Right, best day ever. Talking about pretty woman and it's a chick flick. So good. Tombstone. I would think some chicks would like it. That's definitely maybe more of a guy thing. Very testosterone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very entertaining, actually. Yeah, that's why it's good. It's a story of Wyatt Earp, so it's a Western.
And Wyatt Earp basically comes to town, comes to Tombstone. Lawless town. And he's trying to straighten it up. There's a local saloon. He doesn't want to be in the sheriff business. He's done it. He's made a name for himself as being a tough guy, but he needs the money. Wants to make some money. Wants to make some money. And they need a sheriff. But he doesn't want to do it. But he begrudgingly takes the job. and goes into a saloon where there's this guy that's kind of a jerk.
It's Billy Bob Thornton. Billy Crystal. Billy Crystal is playing the bad guy. Great movie. Billy Bob Thornton is a bully and runs this saloon. He's a car dealer at the saloon. And this is Kurt Russell being the only guy to kind of confront him. Nobody confronts him because he's such a bully. Something on your mind? I just want to let you know you're sitting in my chair. Is that a fact?
Yeah, that's a fact. Well, for a man that don't go healed, you run your mouth kind of reckless, don't you? No need to go healed to get the bulge on a tub like you. What? Is that a fact? Exactly, Sky. That's a fact. well i'm real scared damn right you're scared i can see that in your eyes all right go ahead go ahead skin it skin that smoke wagon and see what happens listen mister i'm getting awful tired of your i'm getting tired of your gas now jerk that
That pistol and go to work. I said throw down, boy. You going to do something or just stand there and bleed? Yeah. Yeah. That was awesome. What did he want him to do? I don't know. I don't really know. Greatest dialogue ever. Awesome. Greatest dialogue ever. I don't know.
It's lame. Okay, Pretty Woman! He decided that what he was going to do was stand there and bleed because that was it. Okay. Get out of here, Billy Bob. That's right. Pretty Woman now. So, Sean, you got a scene from Pretty Woman? Yes. Yeah. What do we got? Which one did you pick? You got to set it up. Which one did you pick? Set it up, Sean. Get it. I've never seen the thing, so I don't know. Sean hasn't seen it either. That's a lie. That is a lie of all lies. Stop it. I'm a lie. No, Sean was watching it last night. Of course. Come on, Sean. She's in the hotel room that they had. Yes, when they first go up there.
And he's down. Oh, no. Listen to Sean. I'm so excited. And he's what, Sean? And he's at work, and he's calling, and she's not supposed to answer the phone, and she just went out and pulled a drug. Oh, that's so sweet. Stop calling. Well, then stop calling. I mean, it seems realistic that a hooker would, you know. Don't just flat out use that word. We call them street walkers, Mike. We hit some rough times, okay? It's called a whore. Wait a second, Eddie. Stop it. She's a whore. Stop it.
But are you teasing Alexander? Right? You can't treat her that way. Yeah. Or you can stand up. Richard Gale will punch you in your face, Eddie. Hey, why me? So in the movie, honestly, I don't know. I know that he does. He falls in love with a prostitute. Is he desperate in the movie? No, he's in a new town, he's driving a car that's not his, he sees a gal sitting on the bus stop, he needs directions, he asks her for directions, she's going to charge him. him for directions and then so she gets in the car to give him directions and then he decides after a cute little banter in the car to now wait a minute is cute little banter like fcc ways of
saying you know they had intercourse no no no no she's a whore no they're talking cars they're talking stuff he invites her up to the room he invites her up to the room for the evening we know where that's going mind you he has a wife and a girlfriend well his girlfriend was oh so he's He's a cheater, too. No, an ex. What? I'm just saying he's got a guest for guys. So this guy's married. No, ex. He's hooking up with a prostitute. He's hooking up with his girlfriend. Yeah, so he invites her up to the room. Is it Senator Larry Craig over here? Oh, God. He invites her up to the room. They have a wonderful time, most of it non-sexual.
That's $3.50 an hour. $3.50 an hour. He gives her $20. And then he decides the next day, since he's going to be in town for the week, that he will invite her to stay for the week so she can accompany him to work events. Now, does he have to also have coke or how does it work? It's like one of those deals where... Mike, she doesn't do drugs. Okay, okay. She doesn't do drugs. No, no, no. You were saying, you know... She quit that when she was 15. That was terrible, man. Quit that when she was 15. She did. She did, Mike. What? Yes. She did. Alright, let's hear this. It sounds like the most romantic
film of the year. Oh, yeah. So good. Go ahead, Sean. hello never ever pick up the phone why are you calling me did you buy clothes today i got a dress a cocktail one that's good i'll be in the hotel lobby 745 sharp what you're not coming up to the door this isn't a date it's business where are you taking me anyway taking you to a restaurant called the voltaire very elegant all right i'll meet you in the lobby but only because you're paying me to. Well, thank you very much. Get her back for me, please. Mr. Ducky wanted
to see you. Yes, tell him I'm in the middle of a very important phone call. Hello? I told you not to pick up the phone. Then stop calling me. Oh, I love it. I'm sick. So good. Bravo, bravo, bravo. That was really great. Oh, sorry. I mean, are you kidding? So good. That was torturous. That was a torturous 35 seconds. I'm going to watch that this weekend now. My chest goes, went into my stomach.
Stop it now. Oh, wow. Stop it. That was good times. Wow. Stop it. Well, there you go. The banter between them is so good when he picks her up. Oh, she does. You should see her sitting at the bar. He didn't even recognize her. Didn't even. Sounds like something that happens all the time. Yeah, like Tombstone? Yeah, that happens all the time. All the time. All the time. White Earp was real. It's like we were watching Apollo 13. She's like, oh, that's going to happen.
What, are we going to go to the moon? Get off my girl. P1 Rebel. Whatever. Rebel, go ahead. Okay, Mikey, so you got Wyatt Earp against the gerbil smuggler. I don't know, dude. Nothing? Nothing. That is one way to put it. That is one way to put it. It's in Japanese. That is one way to put it. Wyatt Earp. No. Hey, dude. That meant nothing when you said it. Nothing. P1 Josh, go ahead. Oh, hey, Mikey, how's it going? You might remember me.
I was the guy that sent you the soundtrack to the thing back at Halloween. Did you send me the soundtrack? Yeah. Whoa. Dude, honestly, I would love the soundtrack. You had it. You played it a bunch of times. Yeah, dude, you had it. Is it in the system? See if it's in the system. Well, the CD's probably, like, on your desk in the office. Will we have loaded it, you think? You think we would have loaded it? No. Hey, Josh, did we load it? Zach, go see if you can find it in the office. I think I do remember now. You do not.
No, no, no. Honestly, I think I remember. I really do. Okay, so Josh, what is going on? Okay, well, first thing, the movie you're thinking of, John Cusack, right? I think you're thinking of Better Off Dead with John Cusack. I was, Better Off Dead with John Cusack. That is what I'm thinking. Okay, but my main point was, though, is that the thing, it's going to last a test of time because I just played it for my girlfriend about two weeks ago and she loves horror movies and she's never seen it before and she said it freaked her out.
Well, I remember when I showed it to Eddie for the first time. We were young, man, and it had been out forever and you thought it was great, man. I love it. One of my favorite movies. Yeah, and I still do. I could still watch The Thing today and still love it. And so, who knows? I don't know. I'd like to show it to Chantel. I'll see what she thinks. Well, I have. Yeah, that movie's older than me, but I watched it for the first time maybe five years ago and it's my favorite scary movie of all time. I think I should have to watch Pretty Woman, but Chantel has to watch The Thing or The Guy Movie, you know? Yes. Look at her. Look at her face. She's like, I don't know about that.
All right, thank you for the call. Give her some homework. P1 Corey. Yeah, I want to get your guys' take on a remake they're doing. On? Friday the 13th. The original? The original. My thought on that is I can't believe it took them that long. I'm sorry. I think that movie's one of the greatest horror movies ever made. Friday the 13th? Yeah, the original Friday the 13th. Oh, man. See, there are certain, I'm going to really have to crystallize this because there are certain horror movies that were made that kind of went, that were very popular, but they kind of went in the cheese ball category. There were other horror movies that were made, especially during the period of the 70s.
There were some horror movies that were made that were timeless and were very scary. Realistic. Yeah, realistic, very scary, whatever. Let me tell you, Texas Chainsaw Massacre was so effective as a film that they show it at USC Film School to this day. They teach students with Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Well, a lot of people think that that movie is just flat out a slasher, you know, what do you call it? One of those gory slasher films.
Yeah. It's much more psychological than it is anything else. Oh, wow. That's like me and my girlfriend went and saw The Strangers last night and scared the pants off of her. The Strangers. I bet, man. Oh, my gosh. Thank you. You know, I watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre to B.C., the afternoon guy here. And you know B.C., especially after a couple of Coors Lights. Uh-oh. All he wants to do is joke and ha-ha-ha. Let's watch his movie.
Well said. And it was me and him, and there was a few other people, too. And I remember there was a DJ from Q106 when Q106 was still on the air. We're over at BC's. I'm like, you've never seen this movie? He's like, no. So we got it. We're watching it. They get to the scene where Leatherface closes the big door, the big heavy steel door. Steel door, yeah. Little Leatherface. Up until that point, this was like, that happens about 20 minutes into the film. You only knew. It happens about 20 minutes into the film. And leading up to that, because that's the first major event in the movie. Leading up to that, popping beers open everywhere.
That steel door slams shut and you could hear a pin drop in that room. And for the rest of the movie, dead silence. That movie was effective. Ash, you ever seen the first one? Uh-uh. First Texas Chainsaw? You couldn't handle it. Really? Psychologically, that felt... And the reason why is because it's done in a documentary style. Yeah. It was so ahead. It was done in a documentary style and looks extraordinarily realistic. And there is nothing more terrifying
than the four words, I think I said this before, based on true events. There's nothing more terrifying than the four words based on true events. That makes me like it more. Enough with that, Sean. Get that out of here, you nut balls. Get out of here with that. Stop it. I got something that will go against your little timeline theory. All right. The most manly movie of all time, Predator. Never seen it.
Shut your mouth. Never seen it. I don't see it. It's that 80s. It's in the 80s. Shut your mouth. See, I would have had somebody take me. I would have either had to have somebody take me to the movie. Wow. Or I would have had to have it, and I didn't own anything. I didn't own any movies at the time. letters. Awesome. It's such a great movie. I never saw it. All right, let me ask you some 80s movies and see if you've ever seen them. Okay. I bet you I haven't, Eddie. Big. I've seen it. You know why? See, I'll tell you guys why I've seen them. Okay. HBO. Saw it on HBO. Coming to America. Is that Eddie Murphy? Yeah. Nope. Wow. Never seen it. Of
Of course, I've seen Alien. Oh, yeah. Home Alone. Never seen it. What? Never seen it. Wow. Never seen it. Wow. Everything's over. Twins. No. Please. Oh. I haven't seen it. I bet you there's a whole chunk of 80s movies I've never seen. I'm starting to get it. Wow. Total Recall. Nope. Are you serious? Arnold Schwarzenegger? Yes. Never saw it. Never saw it. Wow. You got any more? Is that it? What about Ghost?
You better. I think I saw Ghost. Okay. And I think I saw Ghost in the theater. Oh, good. I want to say I think I saw it in the theater. Is that it? City Slickers? No way. No. I don't blame you. I never saw City Slickers. I don't blame you one bit. Have you seen Uncle Buck? No. Oh, it's so fun. Uncle Buck? Wow. I take that back. That movie came out in 1989, didn't it? Somebody IMDb, Uncle Buck. I believe I saw it, and I believe I saw it in San Diego because I was kicked out of my house in Gilroy in 1989, and I came here, and I was visiting my friend Shannon McCam
and her boyfriend, Tony Mingo. It was at the apartment place that Eddie Vedder lived in. And we went and saw Uncle Buck. You saw Uncle Buck with Eddie Vedder? Awesome. No, but I sat in his living room while he ate ravioli out of a can in La Mesa. I'm serious. He's from here. Wow. Let's see. P1 Josh. What's up? You guys never seen Silver Bullet? In the 80s, paraplegic kid with the chase and the werewolf.
Stephen King? Is that a Stephen King story? Yeah, Stephen King, yeah. Nope, never saw it. Never saw it. Never saw it. Never heard of it. I haven't seen it. I've seen it. I saw a lot of 80s horror movies because I liked horror movies. So I saw like American Werewolf in London because it was the 80s. P1 Justin. P1 Justin here. Mikey. Yep. Blood in, blood out. No. Oh, you should see that. I saw it with you. Blood in, blood out. Yeah, remember? Yeah, it's good. I saw it with you. Over there in California. We were in Rochester. Talk to me about it.
What's the other title for it? Fatos Locos. Yeah, Fatos Locos. Leonda, man. I mean, like everyone and their brothers. Blood and Blood Out. It's about this, like, gang, Mexican gang. With a white guy. With a white guy who's like a half-brother. He goes to prison. They go to prison. Diamond Phillips. It's a good movie. We saw a movie called Blood and Blood Out. Yeah, it was actually really weird. I can tell you movies that I remember for sure seeing with you in Rochester. Alive. Yeah. We saw Dracula.
Mm-hmm. It was also called Bound by Honor. Yeah. And it was a premiere in Rochester that we were going to go to, and it wasn't released yet. Yeah. And it was called Blood in, Blood out, Bound by Honor. And I think it was called something else, too. And we went and saw it, and we were like, well, it was just a weird, random movie. Yeah. But I don't know why that person would bring that up. I'm surprised that they haven't made that into a movie. Can you imagine how scary a gang movie in 2008 would be? Like a Mexican gang L.A.
Like Colors, man? What's up, Pac-Man? Okay. Hey, Pac-Man. Why? Hey, I could talk about the life, dude. No, you wouldn't. What are you talking about? You don't know anything about it. This does not apply to you. You're not in a gang, Beto. You're 14. Yeah, dude, I was in a gang in Tarasana, dude. That's really... Oh, that sounds hard. In all places, that's, um... We were called the cut Mexican dudes. Really? Oh, why? That sounds scary. Because I got a six-pack on my belly. Oh, on your belly.
That's a six-pack. And I got cut abs, dude. Because you're really skinny. Okay. So that's how that works out. Hey, what's up, Chantel? Let's go on a date, dude. Oh, no, he's only 14. You're only 12. Oh, is he 14? Okay. No, I'm not, dude. I'm 25. No, you're not. And hey, the other day I was walking into Vaughn's, dude, and this kid came up to me and he was all, hey, what's up? Will you buy me some beer? And I was all, no, dude, I'm buying myself beer. And he was all, oh, come on, dude, I'll give you anything you want, anything. I'm like, yeah, now you're my lady, huh?
And he was all, yeah, dude, buy me a case of beer, dude, and I'll go rob a bank for you. And I was all, well, I need you to rob a bank. So I went and bought him beer, dude. And then he chickened out. And so I was all, blood in, blood out, dude. No, that's not what that means. He chickened out, dude. Okay. That's a very far-fetched story about that. So I graffiti him. Oh, all right. Okay, Beto. Good job. Shouldn't he be in school right now? Beto was here on his buttocks, and then I shaved his head, dude. I got a lot of time.
So you're gay? No, dude, I'm not gay, dude. Oh, Beto's gay. Beto's gay. Beto's gay. Beto's gay. I'm not gay. Yeah, don't cry, Beto. I'm just teasing you. I'm just teasing you. Sorry. He doesn't get it, so he's a young kid. Quick time out. Oh, wait, we should be doing this. if you're a single dad go to the website
doing this for father's day single dads go to mikeyshow.com type in the keyword dads have your shirt on please yes I was showing Chantel these pictures We get these pictures of these guys without a shirt Chantel make an announcement will ya Please it is not attractive Nor do any of us women Want to see you with your shirt off So it's better to have your shirt on You want to see how you look Nice and presentable For whatever reason men think That that's what women want to see That's not what we want
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Don't look at me like that. It's KIOZ San Diego. KIOZ San Diego. Okay, so hit it. It's KIOZ San Diego. That's great, so hit it. Well, it looks like polls show that Barack Obama and John McCain are in a very tight race. Shut your mouth. Whoa. And, yeah, these two guys, you know, because they're doing exit polls and people are coming out of the places and they're trying to find out what people think. Shut your mouth. And what they're finding is that people are supporting both John McCain and Barack Obama pretty equally. Shut your mouth.
And so, you know, I mean, it's polls that they're doing and that's just what they're finding. Shut your mouth. It's pretty interesting. What else? Is he going to hit it? No, seriously. Hit it? Looks like last night, the Boston Celtics made pre- Key! Oh, Key! So now he hits it. Way late. So now he hits it. That was really, really late. That was really late. There must be a delay. So, Eddie, what happened last night in the basketball contest between-
Yeah, what happened? It was very, very dramatic, Mike. Awesome. He asked me. Not you. Go ahead. What do you mean? Shut up, I would. I said that was awesome. God, every time. It's side commentary. Damn it. It's helping your story. Can I just continue? He's going to be upset in one second. Oh, goodness. You go ahead. Paul Pierce was the captain of the Celtics. Heard his knee. And everybody was very concerned and looked very serious. Left the game, but then returned and helped lead the Celtics to a victory over the Lakers in game one.
And Paul Pierce talks about the injury. It's cut 70. Turned my knee. It popped. I heard it pop, and I was just in pain where I just couldn't move. And once I got to the back, I felt on it. Then I stood on my two feet, and once I felt I could put weight on it, I was like I had to get back out there to help my ball club. Now, see, at first, they thought he was faking it, which is that thing that you talked about, train-spotting. And next year, they're going to start calling, you know, penalty on the train-spotting. You can't do that next year where you're faking an injury out there. He wasn't faking it.
His own guy hit him. That's right, train-flopping. Next year, they said, uh-uh, not going to work. No more. Sorry. They'll throw the flag. What? There's no flag. And they will call a penalty and then be like, bang. I'll be in the penalty box. You know what I mean? You'll be in the penalty box. You go in the penalty box for a couple minutes. And then if you can agree to abide by the rules, then... And apologize. And apologize to the referee. Then they will have a written formal apology. Yeah, yeah, Celtics, yeah.
I'm sorry. That was one of the best games I've seen in my life. And it's everything you could have asked for. It ain't over yet, buddy. Yeah, and they're not going to win. What am I, an idiot? I know this is not over yet. You know this, right? When do they play again, tonight? No, Sunday. No, they play Sunday at 6. We? You know they're going to lose, though, right? Look at me when I'm talking to you. Oh, look at that. You're a Lakers fan? Look at me when I'm talking to you. You're a Lakers fan? Let me tell you, she, at one point, you know. never know what if she ends up being like a laker girl or something you never know you never know
what what a strong whoa that just hit me like i'm just saying nuts kobe brian is he out of his He is nuts. Idiot. I missed it. Good, good, good. You're an idiot. Good, good, and good. Really? Good, good, and good. Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff. I don't know. The heiress of the famous vodka company? Noelle. They have confirmed their breakup. They are broken up. I didn't even know they were really together. He breaks up with everybody.
Like, yeah, whatever. Shania posted a message to her fans on her website. Oh, yeah. And Zeth, what was it? What did she say? Zeth? Wait a minute. Skye had to go to an appointment. No. Skye had a doctor's appointment. Can we get anybody else to sit in? I think he'll do a great job. I think he'll do a great job. Why does he have one ear on and one ear off? Because he said the left one doesn't work. Oh, wait a minute.
Great explanation. My dog chewed him up. Wait a minute. Shut your mouth. I'm looking at those headphones. What are they? They're skull something. They were cheap. Are those skull candy? No way, Jose. If Punky Brewster ever recorded an album, that's what I would imagine that she would. That is a great visual. I'm not finding it. All right. Tell us about Shania Twain and what was her message that was posted on her website? It says, to my beloved fans, as I am sure you have seen or heard, I am going through a rough time personally in my life. Oh, this is good.
I wanted you all to know that I could not be getting through this without you. Your letters, emails, and words of encouragement give me strength. Your overwhelming support reminds me to smile no matter how deep the pain and to always be grateful for all your beautiful blessings in my life. I'm very, very glad that she did not have Zeth record that for the website. It's better to read her words than to hear Zeth's manly voice say those words. They don't sound... It sounds different. It sounds different than Shania's actual feelings. Say it like Shania.
When a man in a deep voice actually does it. Man, Seth, you feel like a woman. Oh, get it done, get it done. I'll do it a little bit. That's right. Oh, come on, Charlie Brown. Lindsay Lohan's going to star in a romantic comedy called... Why? Labor Pains. Why? Why? Because she's an actress, that's why. I think she'll get an Academy Award for this picture. What kind of actress is she? Not only is she an actress. Hang on, hang on. She may be one thing in her personal life.
She may be one thing in her personal life. I'm saying she's a good actress. What good movie has she made since Parent Trap? Mean Girls. Since Mean Girls. I think she'll get an Academy Award for this picture. I've got to keep naming my answer a question. That was like six, seven years ago. I mean, after Mean Girls, for real. I think I know who killed me. Georgia Rule was awful. She was a really great movie. Oh my, it was the worst. Wait a minute. She's really bad. It doesn't mean that she's not a bad actress. She's not good, Lindsay Lohan. Really bad. You guys are haters, man.
Not really. We're just speaking the truth. Crack as wax. It's not even catty. Speaking the truth. As I do with you often. Love. Seth, tell me about labor pains. Well, according to Variety, she plays an assistant at a prestigious publishing house who pretends to be pregnant to avoid getting fired. Oh boy. New season of Survivor. I will never. I'll never see it. New season of Survivor is out in Africa right now, and apparently there's trouble already. I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever be on that show. Someone was eaten by a hippo.
Would you, Chantel? Yeah. You would? Yes. Are you being fair? You prima donna. Are you kidding me? Shut your mouth. Yeah, shut your mouth. Wait a minute, Chantel. You're telling me. I could do it. You could be, like, going to the bathroom outside and all that stuff. Have you not seen NFL Challenge? You guys go to the bathroom outside in NFL Challenge? No, we don't. But I'm just saying, I can kick butt. I did not know that that show was that tough, that NFL Challenge. I don't know what this is. You better watch it. They're playing over on NFL Network right now. Let me ask you.
Did you know that they don't have bathrooms on Survivor? Did you know that? You didn't know that. Well, I've been camping. Or hair dryers. Or Mac Outlet. Or the Mac store? I don't wear makeup every day. And you know that. I've come here on a Friday and not been doing makeup. There's no Sephora out there. Yeah, did you know that there's no Sephora? Whatever, I'd be fine. No loofahs. I'm just telling you. I don't use a loofah. Hey, I'm telling you right now that Survivor does not have a bed, bath, and beyond out there. That's off me.
I'd be fine. It's not. Can't bring your pillow. That's right. Oh, no. Sack it out. Okay, I can't do it. No vanilla lattes. I don't drink that. I just need my pillow. Ashley, could you do Survivor? I've thought about this because I love the show and I've thought long and hard and I could not. No way. I could not because I couldn't. You know why? Because I honestly could not ever eat the food when they do those food challenges. No way, Jose. Chantal, you couldn't either. I would not be able to do it. And some of those nights with the weather. Chantal, you would spend one night out there and it would be mosquitoes.
Yeah, Mike, with the weather when it's raining. The next morning you would get up, you would have to, you know, make bathroom time, and you would be like, I can't do this. No, I could do it. I want to test that, Derry. So bad. Bring it. Bring it. She is so pretty and put together, and it's always the pretty put together girls that are like, I can't. They say it. But I can do it. I broke an ale, forget it. I can do it. No. Fly me. Yes, I can. No. You always got me.
I broke a nail. Airlift me. Oh, my God. Life flight. No, I would be fine. What's going on out there, Zeth? A couple things. They're about 30 days behind right now because of unwanted animal concerns. That would be animals roaming onto the set while they're shooting. Forget it. Dude, I'm not going to. Forget it. If there was lions or something, forget it. I want to go home. Tigers and bears. Oh, my. Oh, please. Cal, you would be out of there. I would be fine.
I would be fine. Yeah, actually, the last one they did in Africa, lions were a big problem. Are you serious? I swear. What did they do about it? Well, what they had to do was they had these really thick thorn bushes out there. So what they did was they would go out and harvest those during the day, and they built a perimeter that was like, oh, it must have been about seven feet tall around the entire camp. And then at night, you would close off the front where you could get in and out. You would close it all off with these, you know, excess branches. And you would hear the lions all night long outside the camp. That's not cool.
You could hear them breathing. They would be roaring. I mean, it was to it. Chantel would hear that one night and say, first flight back to Mission Valley, please. Thank you. No, you guys really have, you just doubt me. No love here today. I don't feel any of it. Way too well put together. Don't feel it. Those go all put together, girls? Mm-mm. I can do it. Nope. Zeth? He's not buying it. What else, Zeth? What else is happening out there? Oh, I'll tell you what. All we need is people that know Chantel. 570-1053.
Oh, she just got a smirk. That's all you need. Eddie, she just got a smirk. That's all you need. She just got a smirk. That's all you need. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Call my mom. 570-1053. Friends of Chantel. As well as the animal attacks, a crane has fallen over and a cargo hold worth about $100,000 has gone missing filled with food. Well, that's a great idea. Go to a place where people are starving. Take a big vat full of food and just have it for staff, cast members. I'm sure that will work out great.
Idiot. That's not a good idea. I think we should do it here. What do you mean? I think we should do Survivor, Chula Vista. Let's do it. I think it should be Rob and Chantel on Survivor, Chula Vista. Let's do it. I'd love that. They have to survive. That'd be great. Off the land. We could do it. I'd kick his butt. Rob could do it. I believe that. You know what? I'm feeling no love on you. He's been a scavenger for like five years. Take a look at him. Well said. I know he's a little scruffy around the edges.
He's got the jump on you. Listen, all I'm saying is if you go to Mikeyshow.com right now, on the front page, I'm new on the show, says Chantel. Click on the picture, okay? That is not going to help her case right now. Take a look at Chantel, and I want you to see this picture. I want you to go, hmm, does this look like a girl that would be comfortable going to the bathroom outside? Don't let the picture fool you. Please, don't. See if you look at that picture and go, oh yeah, that girl, she'll rough it forever. That's right. It does. And then go to the photo albums and look for the kid with the tattoo on his throat. Yeah, that's the other one.
Tell me if you think that guy can make it. Are you kidding? They're on the rough streets of Boston, Mike. If I could do it, it's Robbie Shades. You have no idea. Are you okay, Rob? You have no idea. No. Do you know someone, Chantel, named Camry? Yay, Cam! Oh, I did. Get a car. Yeah, she came in here. She's a surgeon. Hi, Camry. Oh, look how you're sitting up straight now. Look at Eddie. Yes, I do.
Camry, how are you? Good. Okay, now you've got to be honest here, okay? Tell him, Cam. Don't make none of this girl power stuff. Now, we've seen Chantel week in and week out. She's very well put together. She's a girl that has a nice lifestyle. That's for sure. And so you're telling me that that girl could rough it and go to the bathroom outside. Yes.
Don't be like this. Yes, she can put herself together and she's, I don't know. She's tough. She's all about competition. She doesn't lose, and she would do anything. We're talking sleeping outside, Camry. I can sleep outside. When it's raining in a bamboo hut. There's sand everywhere, bugs all over you. Ants, mosquitoes, rats everywhere. Please.
Then you have to eat gross, disgusting stuff. Cam, I can do it just to prove them wrong. Bats, if you'd be bats. Camry, could you do it? You have to eat the other people. Camry's a Charger girl, right? I'd kick butt on Survivor. Camry, could you do it? Um, you know what? That's a no. These girls are delusional. Back up offer. Back up offer. Could you do it, Camry? I think I could. Wow.
All right. Could you eat your dog? Could you eat your cat? Coleslaw is murder. I did it once for chemistry class, actually. You had to dissect a cat? See? You had to dissect a cat. I got a girl I, for extra credit, we did, like, this fear factor thing, and they brought in, like, all this raw, disgusting food. I ate a big ear raw. I ate a chicken foot raw. And I think I could, if I could do that, I could do anything else. That's my girl. All right. All right, Kamri, thank you.
You're welcome. Is she still in the squad or no? No. No. She's out too? Damn. What's going on with you, lady? if I like... You tell them. No, no. What's going on? All my favorites are gone. Yeah, all the girls are dropping out of there. Yeah, I tried out. I didn't make it. Really? Right to the very end. Right to the very end. You're like the last cut? Yeah, it was like the last one. Last name called and I had to turn in my turn in my mini skirt. Wow. Hello, mama. How you doing, beautiful?
Oh, hell. I have not heard that voice from the courthouse for a long time. He was giving a shout out to all the beautiful women of San Diego. Let me hear you. Mama, how you doing, beautiful? Yeah. I love that. So great. Let's see. P1 Adam is on the line. Go ahead, Adam. Hey, Mikey. Camry said that Chantel doesn't lose. What about the Battle of the Sexes? Well, number one, let me swear.
It's not over yet. It's not over until it's over. The boys just lost twice in a row, so we're on this little winning streak here. So I'm going to ask you to wait until it's all over with first. Thanks. Thank you. Thank you. Wow. And told. You told us. Little mama, how you doing? Beautiful. Come on, baby. Oh, God. Come on, baby. Baby, go ahead. Hey, little mama. Hey, little mama. Little mama, how you doing? Beautiful, baby. Beautiful.
Oh, yeah. Rob said that guy was 6'2", about 140 pounds. Wow. P1, paparazzi is on. Oh, man, Eddie. That was a quick one. Is Eddie okay? That was quick. Eddie checked it out. He doesn't like paparazzi. I like him. He's a good kid. Paparazzi give you testimony. Yeah, it is great. How are you? Paparazzi, how are you doing? I'm doing all right. Yourself? Good, good. What's happening? I'm curious, Chantel. When's the last time you've gone camping? And when I say camping, I don't mean in a mobile home. Chantel. It has been at least two years, I'm going to say.
Yeah, at least two years. And you actually went and camped out in a tent or without a tent, just out in the stars? No, we definitely had a tent, but I slept on the floor with rocks under me, and I went to the restroom outside. Yeah, it was like the kind of tent. And we went fishing and caught fish, and we really did the whole thing. It's the kind of tent that Mariah Carey has a concert in. With like plush velvet pillows everywhere. No, we had clear rocks out of the way, which was weird. A gold knocker on the front door. It was a fully catered camping trip. It does.
It had a spa. Heat up, like get water and heat it up to take a bath. Are you kidding me? It was called the Beverly Hilton. Maybe you heard of it. It was really tough. Stop it now. Yes, the whole thing. Whatever, paparazzi. It was a really, really, really brutal camping site called the Four Seasons Aviara. It was tough. It was really, really good. Little mama, how you doing, beautiful? Whatever. Yeah, girl. Whatever. Hey, little mama. 5701053 is our phone number beginning and end of every show.
We do an open phone segment. You can call in about whatever you want. So give us a call right now, and we'll take your calls. Magic Mountain's not doing those fireworks that they do every night. You know how SeaWorld lights off fireworks every day? Yeah. What time, 8 o'clock? 9 o'clock. Are you leaving, Chantel? Yes, bye. Thank you. It was fun having you. You're a good person. See you, little mama. Bye, little mama. Bye, little mama. What did I do to you?
She just wopped Zeph. She just wopped Zeph. I think she has a crush on Zeph. I was trying to set that up. Do you want me to grab a... Set it up! I'm going to set that up. I think she has a crush on Zeth. Dude, why? Do they flirt? What's up? No. Are you kidding him? What's up, Mike? What are you on? I don't know. I get this vibe. I get this strange vibe. Eddie, have you ever got it? No.
I'm telling you. You get good vibes. Hey, listen. I'm telling you. It would be very easy for me to not get that vibe. Duh, yeah. You wouldn't just say that all willy-nilly. I don't know what she's going to say. Well, maybe she doesn't. Maybe she doesn't. Maybe she doesn't. Maybe she doesn't. Okay. She says black guys are on me. The guy's in a clan. Like, how would he... You can't prove that. I'm looking at you. Guy's got a shaved head. Yeah, very shaved. He looks dangerous, but he's very sweet and everybody knows.
He tries really hard to hide how sweet he is. By not talking. He's a good kid. he's a good kid he's a good person I bet Rob is telling her right now why I want her to come back in the studio and she's like he better not be that ruins everything he's definitely doing it you think he is he's telling her she won't come in she will say nah I don't want her I don't want her I'm telling you I it's so weird it's so weird and the first time I was like oh no
I'm back Hi. Hi. Approach it the right way. Okay. We're going to play. Well, first of all, I need to ask Zeth to leave the room, please. Will you please leave the room, Zeth? Yeah. I don't want to. I don't. Zeth has to leave the room. So cute. We're not friends. Whoa. Oh, you and Zeth? Oh, what happened? Uh-oh. Pull on the pigtail. Pull on the pigtail. I need you to put on the honest cap. Honest cap?
That means you can, like, this is that game, the moment of truth. Does she know what the honest cap is? Do you know what the honest cap is? Just be honest. It means you must be honest. Do you think that Zeth is cute? He's cute. He's cute. Yeah. But you only like black guys. No. That is not true. You said it. I did not say it. I only like black guys. I've never. You said, I thought the quote was, I only like black guys and I'd never date no white guy. Get out of here.
No, I've never made him that quote. I hate the fuckers. I've never said that. I'm sorry. He said saltine. I never heard of that. I thought your quote, your direct quote was, I don't like the Wonder Breads. I thought that's. It is. I have not said any such thing ever. So, let me ask you a question. Yes. Do you think Zeth is cute? Yes, Zeth is cute. Would you even consider a date with Seth? No. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, why? Why?
He's really young. And? We can pretend. He's only four years younger than you. He's 23. Yeah. He's not that young. He's tall. He is tall. He's poor. I like his tattoos. That is one thing I know that. He's what? That you might be. He's poor. Did you hear what she said, girl? What'd she say? What? I like his tattoos. I do. Yep, yep, yep. I do like his tattoos. He's. Yep, yep, yep. Um. Um, sensitive. He's very, he is sensitive.
Huggable. Very loving. Overly sensitive. He's, like, more than me? Likes to hug a lot. I don't know if I like that sensitive. I need a man. What kind of cute do you think he is? Like, first base cute, second base cute? Rob, that's the stupidest question of the world. Is he the king of inappropriate today? I like that question. Is he the basis of cuteness? Sure. Rob. No, what he means is, is he cute? Is he cute? Like, oh, see, she's not, now she feels, she can be. No, no, no, because there's, like, there's, like, the cute, like, you recognize. Oh, look, it's a baby in a cradle.
Yeah, yeah, you recognize the cuteness of something. But I don't think that she sees the tattoos and thinks that's a cute little baby in a cradle. No, I don't. I think she sees him and thinks she's kind of handsome. Yeah, I do. Kissable? No. No! I mean. You said put on my honors cap. See what you have to do. It's on. I'm not buying it. What's going on? I'm not buying it. What? Aren't you buying? I think that you might be a little attracted to Zeth. Maybe we should sell a different product. Which is it? You want me to be?
No, honestly, Chantel, I'm telling you, please. I have no. That is cute, yes. But what? But what? I could not see myself kissing Zeth. Why? He's white. No pigment. I bet Zeth has never known a black girl in his whole entire life. Oh, but I bet that he would maybe want to make that change.
Stop it! Hey, listen, I was just asking. I believe Chantel has a type. I do too. Which is the opposite of Zeth. Can I say this? I agree 100%. I think that when she saw Zeth, it surprised her. Oh, wait, that's a lot. I like that. I think she was like, oh, I think that guy's pretty hot. I like that theory. And every week she sees him, she goes, oh, I think that guy's pretty hot. He's all quiet. And kind of a tough guy. Kind of a tough guy looking. He's quiet, whatever. I'm just saying, only reason I said it is I, and this was over a course of weeks. You've been observing?
I've just been observant. Okay. Just been observant. And I thought, I think that there's something, like a vibe. You guys should both come down to my appearance tomorrow night before the Padres game at the Tin Fish. Any chance to plug his appearance. Any chance to plug his appearance. I'm going to be there at 5 o'clock. We're going this way. No, I'm just saying, it could be their first date. He just wants to plug their appearance so badly. What, tomorrow night at the Tin Fish with me before the Padres game downtown on 6th Ave at 5 o'clock? That was one. If Chantal and Zeth want to go there for the first date, I can be like the icebreaker.
I'm good at that. What the hell? Chantel, thank you. You've been very honest. You're welcome. I appreciate it. You don't look like you believe me, but I was honest. Well, it isn't that I don't believe you. Maybe that is a deal. I thought I picked up on a vibe that you might have been attracted to. You like dogs? What do you mean? Well, his best friend's Snoopy. Now, see, he's making a Charlie Brown. I give him a hard time and say, he's like Charlie Brown, he's like the lovable loser, and he's always getting himself into trouble, that kind of deal.
No, but even if he did, he wears a shirt that has the stripes on. He does a Charlie Brown thing. He really does have that shirt. He really has the shirt. That is a great first date shirt. Lovable loser. Oh, Eddie. But that's what Charlie Brown is. You're talking about her man. No, no, no. That's right before the horse. Putting the horse before the, putting the, you know. Exactly. You know what I'm saying. Chantel, you're the best. You're the best. I try. All right, bring him back in here.
Give him the good news. They're going out. I need to give him a big whack. I'm going to keep working on getting her to go out with him. Seth, I couldn't even just hear you. Come back in. At all right now. Does that mean I'm a girlfriend? No, Seth. Just because Chantel kind of thinks you're cute does not mean. So what happened? Do I have a girlfriend? No. All right. See, I know you move a little fast in relationships sometimes. Rob, yo. Have you ever got that vibe? From Chantel, have you ever got that vibe about him? No, but I haven't really hung out with her to, you know, see anything going on between them. But I'll work on it.
I'll definitely put some work in for my boy. Wait. Yeah. Is that the shake in his head? Oh, boy. My parents tomorrow night at the Ten Visions. Their first date, 570-1053 is the phone number, beginning and end of every show. Mikey Show, hello. Hi, I just wanted to call up Mikey and give him a big thank you for doing his testimony on Friday. Thank you, bro. That means a lot to me. Thank you very much for saying that, man. That's very nice. I lost my mom to cancer, and I've gone through a major depression. And one day I was flipping through the radio stations and I heard you guys on.
And I just listened to everything that you were saying, that you were saying. And that, you know, it just turned my life around. And last week I made my life commitment. And I actually stepped into the church for the first time in the next 15 years. That is so cool, dude. Wow. That is so, so cool, brother. You know, I mean, thank you. If it wasn't for me turning on to your guys' radio station, I mean, I don't know where I would be. I don't know what kind of life I would, you know, I'd be living right now.
So I just want to give big thanks to you, and I'm now a P1 for life. Honestly, dude, that is really cool. And don't thank me. Thank him. That's cool, brother. Thank you for calling, man. I thank you both. Thank you very much, dude. I really appreciate that. Hey, and have you checked out the help page on the website? No, I haven't. I haven't been able to get to a computer as of late. Okay. But as soon as I will, as soon as I get a chance to get on a computer, I'll definitely check it out. Very cool. Very, very cool. Thank you, man.
I appreciate that call. That is rad. I've got a help page that I would love for you to see. If you go to Mikeyshow.com, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com, and you type in the keyword help, H-E-L-P, It'll take you to a resource page that will, if you're, um, if you're suffering through addiction, depression, uh, eating disorders, um, if you find yourself addicted to anything, pornography, anything, you can go there and help you out. Before I give you my testimony, which is what I do here on Friday mornings at the end of the show, I want to invite you into a state of mind.
And I'm going to let some people, I'm going to let some people that are listening right now, I'm going to let you have the opportunity to go, eh, I'm good, which is totally cool and totally okay. What I mean when I say that is that many times you've heard me on the air say, anger is hurt, sadness, or fear. And sometimes when I give my testimony, people get angry because they don't want to hear about God on the radio, which I totally get. And I've been doing this so long now that a lot of people just know that this is what this is about.
And so they go, it's all good. But some people, they don't. And so I just want to let you know that thing before we get started, before I tell you my story, because my purpose is definitely not to upset anybody. It's just to tell you my story. I come from a history of addiction. And over a given period of time, I've probably been addicted to just about everything you could think of, possibly think of.
I've been addicted to it. And the reason that I got there was me. I'm on the hook for it. There was a time early on where I probably should have been really smart about it and I should have stopped, but I didn't. And the reason that I didn't is because I want what I want. And by nature, I'm a selfish person. I'm a self-absorbed person.
And I'm very concerned about getting my wants and needs met. By nature. I come from a history from when I was a kid of sexual abuse. Later on in my life, there was a certain degree of neglect. Now, for some of the people listening, it'd probably be a lot worse. And for some of you listening, maybe it wasn't that bad. It's just my deal.
So since it's mine, I tell you about it. That's the way it was for me. Real insecure in high school. In my 20s, I started to drink. By my late 20s, I was starting to become addicted to the alcohol. And in my early 30s, I was addicted to it. Most of my friends knew that I was addicted. My best friend, Eddie, talked to me about it because he loved me and he cared about me.
And I assured him that everything was cool. And I kept drinking. And I would get up in the morning and I'd go do a radio show. And I thought that because I was doing that, that everything was okay. But it wasn't. And one night I was laying there in bed. And I turned my life over to Jesus Christ. And I asked him to come into my life and make a difference.
And he did. He's never left me from that day. He's still with me. I love him with all my heart. I love him so much. And I feel like he wants me to tell you if you're going through any of these kinds of pains of addiction or if you have an eating disorder or if you're stripping and you don't want to because you don't like the way that it makes you feel but you're doing it because you need to and you feel like you need to to tell you that he loves you a lot
and he wants a relationship with you like you do with me. And so I play this song at the end of the show on Friday and the song's about hope and that's what a lot of people really need that's what I needed I needed hope I needed something to go okay well if I do get sober if I do get try to get over all these things that are bothering me what is there on the other side of it there's hope go to my website mikeyshow.com
type in the keyword help if you need help with any of these areas and there's information on there that can help you and if you would like to hear the longer more extended version of my testimony and have me speak at your church, I'd love to. There's a space on that help page where you can fill out a little form and hopefully I can come talk to you guys. It'd be really wonderful. The song is called Tunnel. It's by Third Day and the song is about hope. You really listen to the words of the song
and they're incredible. Lovely and talented Missy's coming up next. Have a great weekend. She's got free form Friday. Rob, go ahead. And she is doing her beach broadcast today live from Canes. Awesome. She's going to be a Canes Bar Girl coming up next. I won't pretend to know what you're thinking. And I can't begin to know what you're going through. And I won't deny the pain that you're feeling. But I'm going to try and give it up to you.
Just remember what I told you There's so much you're living for There's a light at the end of this tunnel There's a light at the end of this tunnel For you, for you And there's a light at the end of this tunnel Shining bright at the end of this tunnel For you, for you So keep holding on
You've got your disappointments and sorrows And you want to share the weight of that Lord with the name Then you will find out the light of tomorrow It brings a new life for your eyes to see So remember what I told you There's so much you're living for There's a light at the end of this tunnel
There's a light at the end of this tunnel For you, for you, yeah We live the night at the end of this tunnel Shining right at the end of this tunnel For you, for you So keep holding on Keep holding on So remember what I told you
There's so much you're living for There's a light at the end of this tunnel There's a light at the end of this tunnel for you For you, yeah There's a light at the end of this tunnel Shining bright at the end of this tunnel for you For you, yeah There's a light at the end of this tunnel For you, for you, yeah
Shattered right at the end of this tunnel For you, for you So keep holding on Keep holding on Keep holding on It's the sound of healing. Oh, well, you're welcome, San Diego.
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