The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 06/18/08
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
Celtics championshipUFC feudvasectomy disclosuremusic plagiarismfood hygieneTiger Woods injuryonline purchase scamAFI movie listsLa Jolla sealscelticstattoohernia
Boston Rob celebrated Boston's NBA title and pressed Eddie to honor a Celtics tattoo promise, while Mikey's planned hernia repair became a running horror bit when he revealed that the surgeon proposed using cadaver dermis. Dana White delivered the show's sharpest interview, rejecting Tito Ortiz's claim that the UFC lived off his fame and arguing that Ortiz avoided Chuck Liddell and was no longer an elite fighter. The crew also advised a man to confess a hidden vasectomy, put Coldplay's “Viva La Vida” on trial against Creaky Boards, debated the five-second rule, and reacted to Tiger Woods ending his season with knee trouble. Later, Mikey investigated his father's missing genealogy purchase, everyone mangled AFI movie lists, and Skye and Ashley fought to leave La Jolla's Children's Pool to the seals while others emphasized its intended use by children and the risk of sharks.
What happened, in order
Celtics tattoo debt
Boston Rob celebrated the Celtics championship by reminding Eddie that his old promise now required him to get a Celtics tattoo.
Cadaver hernia patch
Mikey learned that his surgeon wanted to repair his hernia with donated human dermis, prompting jokes about borrowed skin and Buffalo Bill.
Dana White unloads
Dana White answered Tito Ortiz's criticism by calling him selfish, recounting his refusal to fight Chuck Liddell, and arguing that Ortiz could no longer compete at the UFC level.
The hidden vasectomy
The crew told a divorced father that hiding his vasectomy for a year from a girlfriend who wants children was a potential deal breaker that he had to disclose immediately.
Coldplay on trial
The hosts compared Coldplay's “Viva La Vida” with a Creaky Boards song, and Ashley voted guilty while Eddie and Skye were less convinced that Chris Martin had copied it.
Five-second rule
A debate over dropped food escalated from bread and green beans to Eddie admitting he ate a grilled onion after it landed on his carpet.
Tiger's season ends
After news that Tiger Woods would miss the rest of the season with a knee injury, Eddie argued that Woods was the greatest and most mentally tough athlete he had ever seen.
Dad's missing genealogy book
Mikey worried that his father had been scammed after paying a seller in Mexico for expedited delivery of a genealogy book without receiving tracking information.
AFI guessing chaos
The crew tried to name AFI's top gangster, science-fiction, and courtroom films, burying the real answers under deliberately terrible guesses until Skye revealed each list.
Seals versus swimmers
Skye and Ashley defended the seals at La Jolla Children's Pool while Mikey and callers argued over the beach's original purpose, its value to children, and whether seals attract sharks.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkyeSeanAshleyBoston RobDana WhiteTito OrtizChuck LiddellChris MartinTiger Woods
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It is 6-0-6. 100 same-sex marriages were performed yesterday in San Diego with only a small rally against being held in the area. And what should have been a pretty cool experience for the Padres turned out to be kind of sucky. They lost to the Yankees in Yankee Stadium 8-0 yesterday. Wow. That certainly is uplifting. Even more bad news. Kevin Kuzmanoff hurt his back in batting practice. It's just not their year. Listen. Maybe it's just not their year. Bringing up a lot of young guys, seeing how they're going to perform. That's right. It's all about the future. The good news is, for Boston Rob, it looks like those... Oh, look at him. Oh, my goodness. I just saw him for the first time. I hadn't looked in there at him. I hadn't looked at him yet. Oh, yeah. I just looked in there. You see the hat, too? He's got the hat, too. It's a Boston Red Sox hat, Mike. He's got a Red Sox hat, and he's got on his... Celtics jersey, of course, is Celtics. What happened? They won the championship last night. Oh, yeah, they did. It feels so good. They beat the Lakers. So Eddie's getting a tattoo. That's right.
What are you talking about? I'm going with him this weekend. Oh, really? Wow. Where are you going to get him? Why a tattoo? Why a tattoo? Well, according to Rob, Eddie. A while back, he said, if the Celtics go to the finals and they win the championship, I'll get a Celtics tattoo. So where are you getting at? You take wherever you want. Why would I say that? Your bicep. You get lucky. Right on your bicep. Really? This is awesome. I can't wait, dude. You can get it on your throat like me. Oh, yes. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? That would make me like a bandwagon fan like you, Rob. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. Say whatever you want. Champions, baby. Wow. Were you rioting in the streets last night, Rob? Of course. He wanted to tip something over so bad, but his teeth hurt. He couldn't do it. Rocking my couch back and forth. You guys want to hear Kevin Garnett cry? Yeah. Like a little baby. Let's hear it. Cut 14. I'm so hyped right now. Rob, you are so good, bud. Give me a break with you. Oh, my God. I want that on a T-shirt. But, Rob, don't you remember when Kevin Garnett, he didn't want to come to Boston. Does anybody remember that? He didn't want to come to Boston. Anything is possible. Oh, that's not cool. Kevin Garnett, he didn't want to be a Celtic. He turned down the initial trade because he didn't want to come to Boston. Oh, wow. It don't matter now, does it? That is so, boy, it puts a whole new perspective on that clip.
You can say whatever you want. Anything is possible. So, Rob, did you have to watch it from Canes? Yeah. Yeah. The whole thing, right? Yep. I got, like, some of the first quarter before it, but. It must have been tough for you. Yeah, but one of the bartenders there, he's from Boston, too. Yeah? Oh, good. He was all done. Made it easier. Green headband. That's right. What have you. He is Celtic out. 570-1053. Lord of the Dance. That's right. Give us a call. 570-1053 is the number. We would love to hear from you. Beginning and end of every show, we do open phones, so we'll talk to you about whatever you want. Man, do we have a show. It is like, it is jam-packed. Awesome. Jam-packed show. It's jam-packed. You got so much stuff. I don't know how we're going to do it all. It's like the rivers in Iowa, Mike. That's right. It's overflowing. Topical, Eddie. Our stuff over flying. Good one. Thank you. I appreciated it. I thought it was really nice. Okay, let's introduce everybody. What do you think? What do you got going on today? Let me check you out. Who, me? Are you looking at me? I want to see what's going on. I got my skort. You look very nice. I don't wear skirts, Mike. I wear skorts. Eddie, are we liking this look? Well, she likes to.
It'll be very shocking when she wears that skort. Because the skort is shorts. She's flashing, but she has shorts on. Gets them every time. I love it. It's hilarious every time. Every time we think, wow, she's really going to flash us. Never gets old. She is flashing. Oh, no, wait, they're shorts. No, it wasn't what we thought. It was just shorts under there. I'm always relieved. Shut up. What did you say? You? Disappointed. Disappointed. Wow. I am Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I am 38 years old. Yesterday, I wanted to blog. I didn't have time to blog today. Yeah, I know. If I don't blog every day, it really is upsetting to me because I want all of us to be blogging, especially Rob. Good luck. Like twice a week. But anyway.
It was optional. It's not. It isn't optional. It's not. I will make note. I will make note of the option. It's not optional. It is not optional. We blog every day. But you and Rob make it an option. No, no, no, no, no. Listen. In terms of me, you know what? I like that Sky said that. It makes me need to step it up. I really do. Be accountable. I have to be accountable. If I have to get up earlier, I will. Because the truth is, is that I should be doing that every day. And Rob has, what are you doing, Ash? What? Oh, my goodness. Oh, it's bad today, guys. Sorry. Uh-oh. Is that distracting you or something? You mean you putting a paper towel in your armpit to sop up the sweat? Oh, no. Come on, man. Really bad today. I took my Adderall, and it just goes straight to the pits. Yeah, it goes straight to the pits, I guess. It's a side effect. Heavy sweater. Yeah. Worse than usually. Worse than usual. Heavy pit sweater. Well, she's the most friends in thousands on the eight. This is a safe place. That's right. It's a safe place. I'd rather it not be.
It's just the six of us and all of Interstate 5. I'm okay with it. What did you do with that town? What's up? Three away. It's third McCuffey away. Yesterday, this was a pretty cool thing. Yesterday, for the first time ever, and I've actually been kind of waiting and hoping for this day. Yesterday, for the first time ever, I walked in my house and my son came running at me all excited saying daddy. He hasn't done that. He hasn't done that. When I come home, I can hear him in the kitchen going day, day, day, day, day, day, day. But he has never come running at me saying day, day, day, day. That was cool. That was a moment yesterday. And it kind of was a bummer for me because I had all this stuff. I just wanted to throw it. Yeah, I did. I wanted to just throw it all on the floor. Eddie is our producer, our sports guy. He is 35 years old. One day he will have a kid because he wants kids. And he is a brunette for those of you that always hear a blonde. When those of you are listening, always go, oh.
Guy must be a blonde surfer. Just want to let you know. The guy has brown hair. It's just a thing to let you know. It's descriptive, Eddie. Let's people know what's going on. Eddie's a sports fan and grew up liking the 49ers. Yeah. And made a gourmet dinner last night. Oh, hello. Oh, yeah. I don't know what got into me, but I made a restaurant-worthy meal last night, I feel. I, out of the blue, decided I'm going to... make a gourmet meal. Yes. And it's very similar to what Ashley does. Right. And I can definitely relate to all of this. I made a bacon-wrapped filet mignon. You're not going to like this. With blue cheese melted on top of it. Skies out. Skies out. On a bed of garlic mashed potatoes and baby carrots. Come on! They're amazing. Did you bring leftovers? No. We ate it all. Where'd you get the recipe? I just made it. Gross. How'd you make the carrots? What'd you do? Well, I steamed them and then I put them in. You mean boiled them in water or steamed them? No, I actually steamed them. Is there any other way? What? Oh, yeah. For Ashley, steaming means you put water in a pan and you stick them in there. A little bit of water, yeah. And then you cover the lid almost all the way. That's not quite right, though. Boil it. That's just boiling. Yeah. It's boiling it.
If it was boiling, then I would cover the water all the way to the top. Does the water boil? Does the water boil? Of course it does. It makes bubbles. We don't get it. We don't get it. So you steam them and then? Then I put them in butter, salt, and pepper. So yummy. So yummy. And I got our fancy plates out and tried to make a cool presentation like it would look at a restaurant. What did she say? What did the wife say? She just freaked out. She loved it. You know, she actually said that. She goes, we should take a picture of this. Yeah, next time you got to take a picture. You take a picture. Put it on the block. It was cool. It was pretty cool. Eddie also watched Lars and the Real Girl. Whoa. One day after getting it, by the way. Oh, wow. You are a friend. You are a friend. You are impressive. It makes me feel terrible. Already returned it to Sky. Wow. Sounds like Eddie did it one day sooner than I did, right? And Eddie had the same critique of the movie that I did. She's choking on her pit sweat.
This Adderall, I mean, I thought that was supposed to help her. It is. It is. It's supposed to keep you focused. Are you all right, Ash? I'm sorry. Are you okay? Yeah. What happened? I choked on my coffee. Swallowed a bug. Sweat got in there, Mike. Oh, boy. Yeah. So, Eddie had the same complaint about Lars and the real girl that I did. It was my problem, but at the same time, it was my, it's what I thought was kind of sweet. Yeah, I tried to just kind of brush it aside. But it kept bothering me a little bit, you know, that basically this whole town was in on it, you know. And loving and helping him. Yeah, because, you know, there wasn't one douchebag in the town that would go. It's a great town. And weren't you waiting? Like, weren't you waiting for that guy? Yes, I absolutely was. And my wife brought up a really good point. Like, she said, like 20 minutes in the movie, she goes, oh, so when his sister-in-law.
Gives birth and lives and is okay. He's going to be like normal again. I was like, wow, that's really smart. And then it never happened. And I'm like, oh, okay. Like they kind of touched on it in his like therapy sessions, but they never really explored it. And the movie kind of ended kind of abruptly. And I was like, oh, okay. But I liked it overall. Yeah. I had the same issue. But then at the same time, I was like, once it was over, I was like, I think I kind of like. Yeah, it was totally fantasy land, but I think I kind of liked that sweet, that I never had to go. I never had to see him get beat up by the dork in town. This is nice. I think I want to buy that movie. Well, I don't think I know I want to get it. Really liked it. Skye introduced me to it, and she is our news girl. Hi. Hey, Skye. Hi, what's up? And she is 30 years of age and has curly hair. That's right. And she went walking with Ashley yesterday. They walk now. Yes, I love it. Together. It's our weekly walk and talk. Walk and talk. It's walk and talk. I'm walking and I'm talking. Yep. She sweats a lot. Oh, man. It was a warm one yesterday. I'm not going to lie. It was a doozy. Dude. I can only imagine how much Ashley. Shut your mouth. I don't think you can, Mike. I mean, it was. Yeah, it was impressive. She should wear like a spongy workout.
Yes, that would be. She always chooses to wear gray on her walking days. Yeah, that's total crinketing and really bad timing on my part with that. I asked her in the office yesterday, I said, hey, if you don't mind, could you give us all a heads up when you're going to wear gray so we could do best of that day. Sean is our sound effects guy. and he is 38 years old, does not live here in San Diego. He lives in the Bay Area. So we see him on a camera. Where did his facial hair go? What's going on? I don't like that face. Okay, just saw that. Just looked. Hadn't looked until Skye said that. Who is that little guy? Hi, baby. Hi, little boy. Hi, baby. Okay, that face right there is not. Hi, baby. Don't know who you're talking to. You want your baba? Really? Okay. Do you want your pinky? Sean, this is really real. This is different. Sean, he goes through a lot of facial hair changes. Yes. I'm thinking he may have thought this facial hair had something to do with the headaches or something, because it's gone. He took it off. He said, no, it's leaving. Yeah. Didn't work. The goatee, it's all gone. He is, yes, smooth shaven. You know, it just, it grows to a point where I just let it go until it really bothers me, and then when it bothers me, it just...
How come you don't have it like, why don't you have your mustache, but always keep it at one length with a beard trimmer? I don't like that, Mike. How come? I don't know. It's too much work. All right. That is a good answer. The guy who showers like three times a day. Flosses like eight times a day. Too much work. So are we buying that? Too much work thing. Okay. Nothing seems to be too much work for a guy that wants to get it done, you know what I mean? Yet he lets his hair look like that. What would the other possibilities be? That you shaved it? Yeah. Some weird superstition or germs. I could easily see someone telling you that that mustache carried germs that you weren't aware of. Yeah, or like he had an encounter with a sick person and he felt like his goatee absorbed it. That's really stretching it, guys. Okay. That's parfait. Okay. You're nuts. Ashley's our assistant producer. She's 24 years old. She's wearing a white and red striped outfit. Where's Waldo? It's very cute. That's right. Where's Waldo? Yeah. Where's Ashley? In my pants. Last night I was picking out my outfit and I tried this on and my boyfriend goes, oh, he goes, that is, hmm.
A top that is interesting. He's like, that's like always the way that he will word it. And he's like, you know, Candy Cane called. It wants its look back. Like, what are you doing there, sweetie? I'm like, hey, bro, it's called the 70s retro look. Yeah, right. Oh, wow. Yeah, I did that on a mistake with my wife, too. Did you? What? Did not go over well. What did you say? We were, I think I could tell this story. Because I, yeah, I could tell the story. Oh, all guys do this stupid junk. Well, she went, see, this has never happened to us ever in however long we've known each other. We've known each other 15 years or more. It's never happened. We were at Jerry Herd's Benefit downtown Tinfish. Yeah. And she says, you know.
there's a little boutique across the street and I think I'm going to have to run over there because I didn't know this was going to be outside and I'm getting cold. She says, I'm going to have to go get something like a little sweater or something. And I said, okay, cool. So she leaves and she's gone for a while. And I know it's an emergency situation and the fact that it's taken a little bit of time, I'm thinking, man, it's probably not good. She's looking for something, whatever. So a little while later, I'm... Doing some stuff. And I turn around and there she is. And she's wearing this thing. And it's this thing. I don't know what it's called. I say thing because I don't know what it's called. All right. I know you guys have names for stuff. Yeah. You know? And so it's kind of, it looks like, it looks like button down dress shirt material. So I guess cotton, you know? And it's kind of poofy in the shoulders. It's kind of poofy in the shoulders. And then it's tapered and kind of like. Tight at the bicep. Cute. Okay. And short at the bicep. And then it is small. So like, you know, right below her breasts, it buttons. So we're talking like three quarter length sleeve fitted top. Yeah. Okay. Okay. And it's white. Button down. Yes. And there was this, it's hard to describe, but there was something about it that had kind of a...
a raincoat-y feel to me, a look. Like there was a, it was cut and designed in a way that it almost looked like a raincoat, but it was white and cotton. Now listen, as long as I've known my wife, I have never ever in my life ever seen her wear anything remotely close to something like this, okay? And I'm not saying, I'm not saying necessarily that I don't like what she's wearing. I'm saying it's extraordinarily different for her. I've never seen her wear anything like this ever. Okay. And so I also know that it was an emergency and she had to run out and try to grab something. So when I turn around and I see her, I go, well, hello. Oh, my. So what did we get here? That was it. And she goes, she gets this little kind of smile on her face and kind of shakes her head. Yeah. And she goes. Okay. All right, jerky. And that was it. That was it. And then I knew. Why did you say that was bad? I knew. Yeah, that wasn't that bad. That wasn't like, hey, candy cane call. No, no. It wants it to look bad. But what it was, was the, because her and I know each other. Yeah, she. She knows 20 more sentences that accompany that. But because she said, okay, it.
stopped the next 20 sentences, which I didn't have to say because she knows that in my head. You didn't have to say, hey, the North Pole is calling their hiring. Didn't have to say that. Didn't have to say that. But the problem is, is that even though I didn't say it, she knows that's the next thing in my head. She knows that without her going, okay, I would have probably said that. Yeah, I'm sure it'll get to that point. We've only been dating a couple months. So she told me later that it hurt her feelings. And I told her that I never, ever want to hurt her feelings. I'm sorry. And I said, man, I felt kind of gnarly in that situation because I didn't know. I said, you know, and the reason that I reacted that way is because of the situation. It was kind of situational. If you came home or said, hey, I went shopping and you came out with that. Even if I thought it was weird, I wouldn't say it like that. I wouldn't go, well, I wouldn't do that. It'd be a different thing, you know? So... Guys. We're not very good. We're not very good when it comes out. Sometimes, sometimes no. Because your girlfriends would never do that. If it was two girls that were friends and one said, I'm going to run across the street to the boutique, blah, blah, blah, came back, the other girlfriend would be very supportive immediately about it. Yeah, regardless of her thoughts.
And say, oh, my goodness, what a cool find. That actually looks really good. Good thing it was cold. Good thing it was cold. You found that awesome thing. But then behind their backs, they would talk Josh. They would talk Josh to their other girlfriends. Kind of like when Chantel leaves, you know? Yes. Just like that, you know? Exactly, Sean. Boston Rob is our phone screener. And he is 25, and he's engaged, and he's a good kid, except he's got Boston tattooed across his throat. Oh, wow. That's right. And then there is Roosevelt, Zethian, Oates III, Junior, Esquire. And he is sitting, even though he is sitting right in front of me, it's kind of like he's sitting in the corner. He's got that look. on his face right now like he's sitting in the corner. Yeah. You know? And he wears a brand of headphones called Skull Candy. Ah, that's the best in the business. I like those. They're kind of cool. Yeah, but he only wears one ear, kind of like the Bee Gees are recording. And they're edible. That's right. After he uses them every day, he eats them. Originally, they were on a bracelet. Yep. True. You see people with them at raves all the time around their neck. That's pretty cool.
Pacifier in their mouth. 570-1053 is the number. You can call us at the beginning and end of every show about anything you want. P1 Marietta is on the line. Good morning, Mike's crew. Good morning. What's going on, Marietta? I'd like to put out a good thank you to some P1s yesterday. I don't know for a factor P1s, but I was in a small fender bender on my motorcycle yesterday, Monday morning at 7.15. And I had a gentleman put me into another car, which... Unfortunately, he sent me to the hospital, but that gentleman... I don't understand. He put you into another car, and he sent you to the hospital. What does that mean? Well, you know, I bounced off to the side of his car when he made an unsafe lane change. Oh, okay. And put me into another car, but that gentleman and the other gentleman and some guy that was going to go for a paramedics license stopped. All three stopped. All three helped me. Helped me get off my bike, took care of me until the paramedics came there. And one was listening to the Mikey show. That's so cool, man. That is so cool. You know what's so really awesome about that? You know what just like filled my heart up right now? Is that that's a nice, cool, awesome thing to do for someone. And they're the type of person that enjoys listening to us. That's cool. That's neat. That's cool, dude.
That's really awesome. Do you remember their names? Because, man, I'd love to say hi to them. Oh, I know. It was at 7.15 in the morning, and, you know, there were three nice guys, and I know I heard the Mikey Show on at least two of the things, and we ended up talking about the Mikey Show for a second. That's great. Two out of the three. And I've also heard that four out of five dentists surveyed recommend the Mikey Show for their patients who chew Mikey Show. That's true. Very sugar-free. So that's awesome, dude. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. All right. Thank you. All right. We'll see you. We will have to cover the fact that the Celtics won the championship last night. I don't want to. Are you sure? I know. I don't want to. I hear you, dude. Not just one. Why? You are a newest fan, dude. You got to go get a tattoo with me this weekend. Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. How about that? Doesn't matter. I will come to your house when you're sleeping and put it on you. What's he saying? I don't know, Eddie. Put it on your throat. You and me. P1 Columbo, what's up? Oh, Columbo. Yeah, well, you know, a couple of days ago, Wahlberg was talking about how he doesn't like Victoria and David Beckham living in his neighborhood. And he was saying, you know, it's really ticking him off because the paparazzi are there all the time and he wishes that they didn't live there. And, you know, he was pretty...
He wasn't mincing any words. Well, what was the latest thing, Sky? Yesterday, the story was that Mark Wahlberg was talking about the Ocean's Eleven franchise. Yeah. And basically... Yeah, because he was originally supposed to be Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. He was the first pick for the Matt Damon role. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. So he was talking about how he was thankful that he didn't accept the role because they're like crappy movies. And he would hate to have to go around traveling with Clooney and Pitt talking about how great these crappy movies are and how awesome it is for them to all hang out. That was a great movie. Fear is an awesome movie.
Fear is really good. How dare you? Whatever. This guy was in Gone with the Wind. Do you know what I mean? Like Fear versus Ocean's Eleven? I would rather watch Fear than Ocean's Eleven. He did say that the first movie was okay, but then the second two were junk. He might have a point. Yeah, he's right. I don't know that I would say that. Maybe he's got a little bit of a point there. So that was it, Columbo. Thanks, man. Thanks, man. All right, we'll see you. Cool name. All right. Get over it. On the show today. First of all, why don't you text us at 35253. You can text us there. And what else? Our phone number is 570-1053. This is what we have on the show for you today. The UFC president, Dana White, will be on the show today. Oh, boy. And we have to talk to him about Tito Ortiz being on the show last week and saying this. I think the breaking point was last year there was a thing on Spike Television, Bad Blood, Tito Ortiz versus Dana White, and they painted a bad picture on me. It was a one-sided story all about Dana. Dana wants to be a superstar, and he is one now. Thank God he has billions of dollars behind him with the Fertittas that are making him that superstar, but he's living off my limelight.
And from that point out on, he said a lot of bad things about me. And I take it personally. And the disrespect there is more than ever. And, you know, I'm willing to move on. I'm willing to go to bigger and better things and show that, you know, the champion that I am and go to a different company and continue on my career and push a company and make it as big as the UFC. And that's my goal. Do you think Tito Ortiz is right? Do you think Dana White will agree? as to whether or not Tito Ortiz is right. We're going to be talking to Dana before the hour's over. So we'll see what he thinks about Tito Ortiz's comments. We got a pretty good email, too, from a guy that is considering a vasectomy. Actually, he's not considering a vasectomy. It's about... I don't want to give it away completely. It has to do with vasectomies, guys. Do you have a vasectomy? Have you ever considered getting one? You might consider this email before all of it. And what else we got? We got Lyrical Gangsta on the show today. We have a random debate coming up today. We've got Sean TV today. Oh, and did I mention the audio? Coldplay's record, it came out yesterday, Sky? Coldplay's new record came out yesterday. Did they rip a band off? We got audio of two songs.
Coldplay's song, their song. It's one of those deals. Play them side by side, see what you think. Billy Ray Cyrus talking about Miley Cyrus' topless photos yesterday. The tough questions being asked on the Today Show. And did Steve Carell's manager think it was a bad idea for him to be on the Daily Show? He talked to Larry King. We got audio of that too. Pablo Francisco in the stand-up spotlight. I think the funnest thing to do, though, is comes to other people. Go to Chinese restaurants. Chinese restaurants are the funnest places to go to. Because the food's good and not... I think the funnest thing to do, though, when it comes to other people. Go to Chinese restaurants. Chinese restaurants are the funnest places to go to. Because the food's good, and not only that, they're really nice to you, but pissed off at the help. You ever notice that when you walk in there? Every Chinese restaurant, you know, they want to get your respect real bad, so they chew out, you know, like, you walk in there, it's like, oh, welcome to Hunan. Welcome to Hunan. Yeah, one moment.
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The other guy, the one that I hate. Because he tried to force you to buy a banana, your enemies. Well, he's the one that's holding the grudge. Okay. Well, he wasn't holding the grudge. I mean, you yelled at him for selling you a banana. No, he wasn't selling me a banana. He was forcing me to purchase a banana. He was putting you in banana check. The Mikey Show continues. Rock 105.3. Not that cool a video. I mean, not to me. I thought it was all right. Okay, it's Christy Brinkley. Whatever. My brother was so into it, man. She's like the Thriller video. He's into it. And I was like, yeah, okay. Christy Brinkley, great. Hey, great. Hey, real good. Real good. Hear, hear, hear, Maybelline. It is six.
42. Joan Rivers got kicked off a UK talk show after she dropped the F-bomb on live TV. The Celtics route the Lakers to win the NBA championships. It's their 17th championships. That's right, Eddie. May I finish? Oh, no. You know he just can't help himself. He can't help himself. Paul Pierce was named the MVP. This is unreal. This is unreal. Just... where we came from a year ago, where I was at. To be here today celebrating with my teammates, putting a stamp on what a great year it was this year. I'm just happy that Doc, the ownership, my teammates, everybody, the city of Boston stuck with me throughout all the hard times. I know we didn't have a lot of great years, but you guys right here, you guys stuck with me. And now we bring home Champions 17! Oh, it's both drink and flip stuff over. Oh, my God. That's your typical Bostonian right there. They're having a good decade. That's right. Real good decade. Man, they are doing pretty good in all the sports. Six titles, seven years, Mike, just in case you needed to know. You know. They're all different sports. It's still titles, buddy. Okay. I'll tell you, I wish that our sports franchises here would kind of get it in there.
that that's what they wanted to do. We don't have one ever. We have one championship, right? No. We don't have a championship in, like, you know, boating or something. Didn't the goals win something? Yeah, maybe the goals have won something, right? Turns out the goals haven't even won anything. The Chargers won the 63 AFL championship. It did? Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Hang their hat on that one. A lot of kids are still wearing that T-shirt to school. Hey, who knows, man? This could be the year. I was talking to a guy yesterday, Eddie. His name's Tom, and he's from San Diego. And he believes that, on paper, he believes that the Chargers should go undefeated this season. Undefeated. And win the Super Bowl. I said, really? Is that in your heart? And he said, yeah. And I said, what about in your head? Listen, the Chargers are set up with their schedule, with all the players they have. Everything's set up for a great season. I'm not saying undefeated. I'm not saying Super Bowl. But it should be a big year for them.
Well, we'll see what they do. Eddie, like if you think... I'm so uncomfortable right now. I think if you were to have to give a, like a... Don't make me do this. No, no, no, no. If you were to... Eddie. No. We talk about this stuff all the time with sports. I don't like this. If you were to have to say, what would their record be at the end of the season? What do you think? No. Don't do it. I'm just saying. I don't know any of this. They're going to have a successful... You're our sports analyst. This is what you're here for. Probably like 15-1, right? What? I'm just, I don't know. I don't know. I'm not an expert. I'm lucky I got a best friend. I'm not saying nothing. I'm not saying nothing. What about, is it, okay, lofty. That was lofty. But a couple seasons ago when Marty was here, we were 14-2. So what do you think, Eddie?
14-2. Eddie. Don't do it. Don't do it. Me and him are still reeling in the Celtics win. Can you just let us enjoy this? I don't care. I love when he says us. I love when he's talking about Eddie. We are a team. One of the greatest sports duos. He broadcast. I'm the idiot. It's awesome on the air. Wow. Idiot. Just enjoy the win, Eddie. Just enjoy it. So what do you think, Eddie? It'll be a good year. Yeah, yeah. What will the record be? I don't want to do that. It doesn't matter what the record is. It doesn't matter. I thought it did matter. Excuse me, may I finish? No. I thought that's what it was all about. It isn't. It isn't. As long as they get into the playoffs and are successful in the playoffs, that's what matters. That's all that matters. What do you think their record will be? Mike, you know what you're doing. But I don't know what I would say to that. I don't know because I don't know enough about the team. I don't know enough about that team. I don't know enough about that team. I know they have a good offense, right? This is bad. Really? You don't know who LT is. You don't know who Phillip Rivers is. You don't know who Sean Merriman is. You don't know who Sean Phillips is. You don't know any of this. 15-1 probably.
Mike, I don't know any of this. P1 Michael. Michael? Yeah. What did you want to say? Yeah, you were just talking about the goals a little minute ago. I think they won like three or four Taylor Cups in a row. There you go. What's a Taylor? Yeah, what's a Taylor Cup? I guess that's their version of the Stanley Cup. I think they got a conference championship their last year, but they defaulted in 2006. They're not even a team in town anymore. Nobody cares. Wow. I think the Taylor Cup is one in the Tommy Bowl. Okay. Thank you very much. Oh, boy. Thank you very much. P1 Snowboarder is on the line. Hey, Mikey, what's up? What's going on, dude? I listen to you all the time, and every year you pull this stuff with Eddie. What? What are you talking about? You do. What are you talking about? I'd love to jinx the team. I'm not jinxing anybody. I don't know any of this. I got one word for you. What is it? Larry Zito. Oh, okay. Oh, that's two. You ruined his career. I didn't ruin his career. Where is he now, Mike? Yeah, he's pretty bad, Mike. Okay. If you guys want to call being supportive. Not supportive. If you want to call being supportive.
jinxing, then whatever. I'm done with this conversation. Fine and thank you. That's awesome. Mikey, who is Mark Wahlberg calling a movie bad after making the toilet bowl that is The Happening? Haven't seen it. Eddie saw it, didn't like it. Mikey, morning guys. I listen to you every morning. I'm sick today, so I'll be listening all day. Already making me feel better. It's P1 Holly. Let's see. We are going to be talking to UFC president Dana White here in just a minute. And we'll talk to him about everything UFC. What's amazing to me is that UFC is so much more popular than boxing. As a sport, it's so much more popular than boxing. The names are so much more recognizable than in boxing. And the other thing that surprises me about it is that as brutal as a sport it is, women love it. Dude, it's pretty, you know, at the events, it's like 50-50, guys to women. Sky does not like it. Oh, gosh. She doesn't like it. I'm definitely not a fan. She's not a fan of violence of any kind. She actually came to a party once. Yeah, that's before I knew what it was all really about. Yeah, she came to a party once where we had to.
My wife loves it. Ashley loves it. I was out. Eddie was the one that she went to. I don't remember who, but I remember it wasn't there one where it was really bloody. Some guy's bloody face was getting dragged all over the mat. And Eddie was like saying to Sky, he was like, dude, this is not normal. This is extra bloody. It was really gross. It upset her. She's never watched since then. No, no, I will pass. Thank you. So, anyway, we'll be talking to them. Did we just get a call from their people saying it'll be soon? Yeah, it'll be a couple minutes. Okay. A couple of things that we can tell you before Dana White calls in is that if you have an SUV, they're losing their value. Yeah. Makes sense. It's really bad right now if you own an SUV, especially if you're hoping to sell it because so many people have been trying to sell their SUVs that they're losing their value like crazy. They talked to one guy who bought himself a Dodge Ram pickup for $41,000 less than a year ago, and he just tried to trade it in at the dealership for a more fuel-efficient car. They offered him $20,000. Holy crap.
So like half of the value of what they were like a year ago because nobody wants to buy them and everybody wants to sell them due to high gas prices. The other day on the freeway, I can't tell you how many Priuses I notice. They're awesome. Because of the gas crunch. It's like a waiting list to get a Prius. You got to be on a waiting list. Yeah. That's nuts. Sky's on the list. How long you got, Skye? Well, I want to get one in the new year, but the hubby and I go back and forth because he wants to wait for the plug-in that comes out in 2010. And I was like, I don't want to wait that long. So what are you doing? I don't know. We're still discussing it. But, you know, luckily my car gets about 29 miles to the gallon. So that's, you know, not as good as a Prius, but, you know, we could be in a lot worse shape. What do you get, Ash? 30 miles to the gallon. Do you really? That's not bad. That's really good. Yeah, the gas thing has become really, really bad for everybody, man. It's so expensive. Gas is $4.77 at the place I go for $4.77. That's crazy. Because I got to put the good stuff in there. Dude, across the street from me, the cheap stuff went from $4.45 on a Monday, and by Wednesday, it was $4.73. How crazy is that? And that's the cheap stuff.
That's a cheap stuff? Yeah, dude. That's crazy. Aye, aye, aye. Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye. Our text number is 35253. And our phone number is 5701053. So give us a call. We got so much stuff on the show today, man. When we come back, I'm going to play this for you. Well, first of all, when we come back, we'll have Dana White on. But I also... want to play for you. Billy Ray Cyrus talking, getting asked the tough questions about, so what's up with Miley, your daughter, being topless and what he has to say about it? We'll do that next. This is the Mikey Show. You've given everyone a great laugh and a great way to start my day, so we thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Rock 105.3. From Universal Pictures and Spyglass Entertainment. You know how they say someday a girl's going to come along and change her world forever? You have no idea. On June 27th. I knew your father. My father died the week I was born. Your father died yesterday on the rooftop of the Metropolitan Building. He was one of the greatest assassins who ever lived. Then the other one behind you. Eternity of assassins. We are the weapons of fate. Kill one. Save a thousand.
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or not debuting, they're going to be letting you come and see the pay-per-view this Saturday for UFC, the UFC that Dean the Boogeyman Lister is going to be fighting in. It's free. There's been like UFCs practically back-to-back-to-back. It's not a pay-per-view. It's not a pay-per-view. No, it's on Spike TV. Okay. Well, what I was going to say is that there's been, like, UFCs back-to-back-to-back. And it's really, for me, like, it'll save me money just to go to Throwdown Elite Training Center and you can watch it for free. Also, they have huge 60-inch plasma TVs. They've got a full juice bar. There's a 40-seat lounge. So it's really fun to go bring your friends and sit down and get comfortable and watch the UFC. And also, something really cool going on at Throwdown Elite Training Center is if you would like an opportunity to go to UFC. 86 in Vegas. You don't have to even be a member. Go down to Throwdown Elite Training Center and just say that you're a P1 and you can register in and try to win that trip to Vegas. So it's really, really cool. For more information, go to ThrowdownSanDiego.com or you can give them a call at 619-223-5581. And how are you feeling today, Mr. Honk? Well, let's discuss.
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I need a new phone, so I'll go to Radio Shack, take their advice, and buy a Sony Ericsson Z750 with AT&T service. It has a 2-megapixel camera, FM radio, and a web browser, so I can serve the Internet. And then one day at a car dealership, I'll find the price of a car too high, but the salesman won't agree, and he'll throw me a challenge, and he'll get me the car for free if I find it for cheaper, so I'll use the Internet on my phone, find it for cheaper, and get it for free. And I'll owe it all to Radio Shack. Don't just buy stuff. Do stuff. Ultra Star Cinemas is the exclusive home of pure digital cinema with eight San Diego locations, including Mission Marketplace and Oceanside. Take advantage of Discount Tuesdays when many films are just $5.50 all day. Every Tuesday. Details at UltraStarMovies.com. Let me tell you something. BMW is doing stuff for you right now that you wouldn't believe, but it's one BMW dealership. BMW Encinitas. It's the only place that I would ever feel comfortable taking my vehicle. And I'm telling you that the guys down there, man, I went through there. I met all of them. I made sure before we started this thing that they were going to be treating you P1s right, that they were going to be doing a really good deal for you, and that they were going to... The guy, the GM down there, Brian, he wants to make sure that P1s are happy. He doesn't want to have me getting negative feedback.
He wants to be getting totally positive feedback to put BMW Encinitas on the map. The fact that they have an incredible parts department, and I know that they do, man. And they are geeks for these cars. They are as much of a geek as I am for these cars. So check out their website, too. BMWEncinitas.com. It's the only place I go. It's BMW. Encinitas. It's the Rock 105.3 Asphalt Assault. Connected by Cricket Wireless. Hang out at Miller Lite's Beats broadcast with Missy every Friday this summer from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Join Rock at the San Diego Fair Brewfest this Saturday and Sunday from noon to 1.45 p.m. For details, go to rock1053.com. Keywords events and beach. And while you're logged on, check out videos and music from your favorite artist with music on demand. And register your company for a free lunch from Quiznos delivered by Boston Rock. Keyword contests. The Mikey Show continues featuring Mikey. The host of the show is a freak show. Eddie.
Sean. Well, you know what? I'm a nonconformist. Boston Rob. Nothing in my life can go. Nothing in my life. And Ashley. I'd share my food with you. The Mikey Show's on. I hear you, buddy. Rock 105.3. Welcome back. It's a Mikey show at 7.03. The U.S. Coast Guard searched hundreds of square miles of ocean off Point Loma after receiving a mayday call that they now think might have been bogus. Chad Johnson, his whole craziness continues. He decides he's going to have arthroscopic surgery on both his ankles. What? Do we know how that will affect him in terms of playing? They say he'll be fine in time for training camp, but it's just an odd time to do it when he had all off-season. That is so weird, man. Did I tell you guys? I don't know if I told you guys this. And I got this Billy Ray Cyrus stuff coming up here in just a second where they asked him on the Today Show yesterday about topless pictures of his daughter. But did I tell you guys?
So they're going to do this surgery on me to repair this hernia, right? You guys know what a hernia is to my abdomen. They're going to repair this thing. Did I tell you guys that they're going to use this material that is made from cadavers? Did I tell you that? No, I would remember that. Now, and when he said that, you know, he's telling me, tells me, and he's talking about other stuff, other stuff, other stuff. We talked for about five minutes. I'm thinking about the whole time he's talking about the other stuff. I'm sitting there looking at him, nodding my head, and I'm thinking, stop playing that. So I go, so I say to him, is there, now. Is there any other material? And he got this big smile. He goes, what, do you have an issue with the... And I go, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he says, yeah, there's other stuff. He said, that's the best stuff, but there's other stuff. Did he explain, like, exactly what it is and what it's made from? It's made from... Well, I started asking. I said, where do they harvest it from? What part of the body? He said, uh...
And he's cool. You know, he's kind of got this smile because he can tell, you know. Freaked out. Yeah. He goes, well, it usually comes from the back. And I said, the outside or the inside? He said, the inside. He said, because that's where it's going in you. It goes in the inside. I said, so how does it, what is it like? He said, well, he said, it comes in a, you know, what's the word? Hermetically or. A hermetically sealed package. He says, and when we open it, it's very dry and brittle. And it's white. It's very dry and brittle. He said, but we put it into a saline solution. It becomes flexible and pliable. And it's used to... So is it somebody's old, like, back muscles? It's not their muscle. Skin? It's the dermis. It's the skin. It's the underneath skin. The inside skin. Inside skin. Why is he... Doing that too. I'm already having a, you know, and he's our sound effects man is taking this opportunity to. I wonder if you're going to start having somebody else's thoughts. Stop saying that. Since you know that's what I thought. So cute. You are so cute. I'm going to be like, why do I feel like I have menstrual cramps? So wearing other people's skin. Shut your mouth. You are so Buffalo Bill. I am not wearing other people's skin. Stop it.
Stop it. That's the last time that comment. Get ready to tuck, bro. All right, dude. All right. Oh, that is awesome. There is a lot of stuff. I haven't decided. I haven't decided. Is it from a big fat woman? All right. Shut your mouth. Size 14. Here we go. Size 14 you're putting in that stomach. Oh, my. It's the thing keeping your stomach together. Is that from the Frederica Bimmel? Why don't we go and take this call? The president of the UFC is on the line, Mr. Dana White. How are you, Dana? I'm good, man. How are you? The most explosive episode ever of The Ultimate Fighter. Ever.
Is Eric. Is it because of the fight, Dana, or is it because of the stuff going on in the house? Oh, no. That's crazy. Eddie, who did we have in the studio? Jesse Taylor. and Jesse couldn't tell us anything. We were asking him a billion questions, but he couldn't tell us anything. All he said to us, all he said to us was, something happens. And we were like, dude, don't talk to us so cryptically. I mean, come on. You're promoting the reality show. You're like, so what's, I can't tell you anything. What a fantastic promotion. But, well, here's the deal. I mean, this is tonight. It's on Spike TV tonight at 10 o'clock. And that's what they're saying. Most explosive ever. Ultimate fighter. Oh, I can't wait. The live finale. It really is. The lead finale is this Saturday, which then leads to July 5th. Both the coaches fight. Forrest Griffin versus Rampage Jackson on pay-per-view from the Mandalay Bay here in Vegas. Oh, my.
Now, you say here in Vegas. Is that where you call home, Dana? Yeah. Yeah, I live in Vegas. Dana lives in Vegas. But I lived in Boston. Are you happy about the Celtics? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm so excited about the Celtics. Actually, I knew they were going to kill them last night. They're just a much better basketball team. Wicked awesome. Dana, where did you watch the game? Actually, I was in a meeting last night until 11.30 and couldn't watch the game. Oh, Dana. Did you TV on it? No, I didn't even TiVo it, man. I live in the UFC bubble, man. I knew the Celtics were playing. Seriously, this is sad and pathetic to tell you this, but it's the truth. I couldn't tell you anything that's going on in the real world. If it didn't happen in the UFC, I don't know about it. Really? Dana is the president of the UFC, and it sounds like we're hearing why it is so successful. He puts a lot of hours into it, and he works real hard at it. But it is successful. I mean, it's more popular right now than boxing in most sports. I mean, it's just really popular. Seriously, it's the fastest sport in the world. Right now, we're in 170 different countries on some form of television. And, you know, we're doing five fights a year over in the U.K., and we're expanding out into all these different countries with a live show now. Dana, there's some Internet buzz going on.
about a rumored announcement that you will be making today about a special fight card. We had a fight in the U.K. last week. And before I went there, I talked to ESPN. And basically, I told the guy from ESPN, listen, I'm making a, you know, he's like, he asked me, where is this sport going? What do you think the future is? And I said, well, I'm actually going to make an announcement to my employees next week when I get back from London. It's really going to show where this thing is and where it's going and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And, you know, the thing is. It's blown out of control. I mean, this is a big announcement. Everybody sold the company and all kinds of crazy stuff. It's a big announcement, but it's blown a little out of proportion. We've heard that it's a special fight card July 19th. Yeah, no, that wasn't the special announcement. But, yeah, we have a fight card July 19th. We're actually doing, right now is the greatest time ever to be a mixed martial arts fan. One of the things growing up when I was a kid, I was a huge boxing fan.
And the reason I was is because, you know, my uncles used to watch all the big fights on ABC's Wide World of Sports. You used to see all the big fights on there. And once everything went to the pay model, they stopped putting big fights on TV. On July 19th, we've got the best fighter in the world, Anderson Silva, wants to move up and try 205 pounds. So he's going to take on the Sandman, James Urban. Really? And that's going to be free. Oh, man. See, that is so brilliant. on UFC's part because he's right. That's what used to make boxing so incredible. You knew the names. They became household names because they were on television. And I think it's a very, very smart move on your part, Dana. And the kid who lives down in San Diego, Brandon Vera. Yeah, that was our next question. That's our next question because we're friends with Brandon. Brandon comes into the studio pretty regularly and loves the Mikey show. He's a fan of the Mikey show, so we've gotten to know him pretty good.
The rumor is Vanderlei Silva, Brandon Vera. No, he's not Silva. He's not. He's actually down to 205 pounds. We wanted to do Vanderlei, but Vanderlei is not ready right now. Yeah. Who's going to fight? Brandon Vera will be on the July 19th card. Who will he fight? We're still working on that. Okay. Well, I was hoping that would be something really great right now. That's all right. We have Dana White. We have a president of the UFC, Dana White, on the show. And we had, before his last fight, we had Tito Ortiz on the show. Right before his last fight, he had this to say about you, Dana. You know, our breaking point was last year, there was a thing on Spike Television, Bad Blood, Tito Ortiz versus Dana White. And they painted a bad picture on me. You know, it was a one-sided story all about Dana. You know, Dana wants to be a superstar, and he is one now, you know.
Thank God he has billions of dollars behind him with the Fertittas that are making him that superstar. But, you know, he's living off my limelight. And from that point out on, he said a lot of bad things about me. And I take it personally. And the disrespect there is more than ever. And, you know, I'm willing to move on. I'm willing to go to bigger and better things and show that, you know, the champion that I am and go to a different company and continue on my career and push a company and make it as big as the UFC. And that's my goal. Dana, we talked to Tito about it, and I was asking Tito, you know, how come you guys can't get together and work this out? And he said that you hadn't talked for about a year. Is that true? What do you think that the issue was that separated the two of you? And there you go. I love it. Only cares about Tito Ortiz. He's one of the most self-centered, selfish people I've ever met. You know, there's a lot of guys who've helped us build this company. Tito Ortiz wasn't one of them. Believe me. The Chuck Liddell's, the Matt Hughes's, the Randy Couture's, the Forrest Griffins. There's been a lot of guys who've helped us build this company. I don't know. If you guys have been watching the UFC long enough, you'll remember that when Chuck Liddell fought his way up the ranks and earned the title shot with Tito, Tito wouldn't fight him. Tito refused to fight Chuck Liddell. He walked away from the UFC and sat out for a year and a half so he didn't have to fight Chuck.
In that year and a half that he was gone, that's when we created the Ultimate Fighter. We started, I mean, we built this company without Tito Ortiz, okay? So I go out there. I actually, one night he shows up at a fight, and he's crying about he crashed his car into a tree, and his life is in a tailspin, and, you know, he has nothing and all this stuff. So I start talking to this idiot again, and I bring him back into the UFC. The year, that was 2006. In 2006, he made six point something million dollars. when he came back with the UFC. You know, was a coach on the Ultimate Fighter show. The reality is, Tito is the one who, the guy doesn't really want to be a fighter. The guy wants to be a movie star or a TV star or whatever it is that he wants to be. And then the show that he's talking about, The Bad Blood, Dana White, Tito Ortiz, that moron wanted to fight me. He's the one to put that in his contract. I want to box you, and he's out there telling everybody he's going to box me. So I get...
You know, out there and get my fat ass in shape for this thing. I start training for it. I take, like, 10 months out of my life to get ready for this. I got to go before the Nevada State Athletic Commission and get licensed, right? And then he doesn't show up. Because Jenna Jackson thinks it's a bad idea. Well, Dana, if you're the president of the company, why not get together at some point during that year and try to mend the bridge? You know why? I was a decent fighter. I kind of had to put up with him a little bit. Now that he sucks, I don't have to anymore. You know what I mean? He's not at the UFC level. I don't know if you guys saw the last fight. He just fought Lyoto Machida, which he did not want to take that fight. He did not want to fight Lyoto Machida. Tried to pull out of the fight. Didn't want to fight him. It's the only fight. I can't think of any fight I've ever seen, whether it was kickboxing, boxing, where a guy didn't land one punch, one kick, or get one takedown.
do any of that in that fight. He basically got manhandled by Machida. Tito's not at that level anymore. If I was Tito Ortiz, I'd want to fight in a different show, too, because he can't compete at the UFC level anymore. Wow. Wow. That's unbelievable. How do you really feel? Well, the thing that's a bummer is we've had both you guys on the air, and I don't have, honestly, I don't take any sides in it. I just see a couple of guys that don't care for each other, and I... sit there and listen to it and go, man, I wish they did. I wish there was a way for you guys to have not become so upset with one another. Well, here's the thing. It's not even about, you know, whose side should I take and who's right and who's wrong. It's common sense, basically. I mean, you guys could go on the UFC website and look at Tito's history. Tito Ortiz has not won a significant fight in two years. I mean, he was a popular guy that, you know, had a lot. lot of steam behind him but at the end of the day he's not a good fighter anymore his career is basically over and uh i mean the fights speak for themselves you look at last but the only fights he's won he beat ken shamrock and shamrock's 50 years old you know what i mean dana white is the president of the ufc
And that's who we're talking to. And the most explosive episode ever of The Ultimate Fighter airs tonight, 10 o'clock on Spike TV. And then the finale, the live finale, will be this Saturday at 9 o'clock on Spike. Dana, if you could put together a dream fight, who would it be? I mean, literally, that's the great thing about this sport. You know, back in the day when we were all boxing fans, You had to wait, oh, I hope this fight happens. Like, Lennox Lewis and Riddick Bowe never happened. Or the fights would happen years after they should have happened. In this sport now, I don't have to deal with all these, you know, all these crooked sanctioning organizations, you know, the IBO, the ABC, the DEF, you know, all these crazy organizations. We put on the fights that the fans want to see for the big fights. I mean, the fights of Forrest Griffin and Rampage Jackson. Rampage, we acquired pride.
There was a guy named Shogun Hua. You guys know Shogun? Yep. Shogun, many believe, was the best 205-pounder in the world. He had just destroyed Rampage Jackson before Rampage left Pride. He comes over here. I put him in a fight with Forrest Griffin. Everybody's like, poor Forrest. Forrest killed Shogun. All three rounds and then choked him out. And now Forrest and Rampage are going to fight. Then in August, we've got Roger Fuerta and Kenny Florian. I'm pumped for that fight. George St. Pierre and John Fitch. Brock Lesnar and Heath Herring. I mean, the fights that we have lined up this year are amazing fights. Justin Silva's going to fight on free TV July 19th. That's crazy. Dana White is on the line with us, and we know that you and Chuck Liddell, you're pretty good friends. What do you know about Chuck? Tell us something about Chuck that we wouldn't know. Chuck Liddell is one of the, you know, first of all, I always talk about real fighters. And when we're talking about pedo, you know, that's what I'm talking about. but the guy's just not a real fighter. He doesn't have that mentality. Chuck Liddell, if you looked up, you know, fighter in the dictionary, there should be a picture of him. You know, this guy loves to fight. He only wants to compete against the best. You know, and he's an amazing, loyal, you know, he's a great guy. There you go. I couldn't say enough good things about Chuck Liddell. Chuck and I have been friends now for probably 11 years.
There you go. That is Dana White. He's the president of the UFC. And tonight is the ultimate fighter. And it's supposed to be the most explosive one ever. It's tonight at 10 o'clock on Spike TV. I really appreciate you coming on the show. Thank you very much, Dana. It's Dana White. My pleasure, guys. Thanks for the support. I appreciate it. You got it. Thanks a lot. It's Dana White. And the guy is, listen. If nothing else, that man is an amazing businessman that's grown a business into something gigantic. He's great. The text number is 35253, and our phone number is 5701053. When we come back, Billy Ray Cyrus yesterday on the Today Show getting pretty grilled and taking over the coals and asked about what about these topless pictures of your daughter. He responds to it, and we'll play it next. You guys are awesome. Appreciate it, bro. Thank you. I'm a P1 because of my girlfriend, Lynn, who turned me on the station. Now we got you guys on every morning and stuff like that. All of the P1s and stuff like that. Rock 105.3. Three days only. A giant used car tent sale.
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Set it ablaze. That's really odd. I also enjoy craps. Rock 105.3. Back, it's the Mikey Show 732. George Takai took the first step towards marrying his partner of 21 years. He filed for a marriage license yesterday. More details have come out about the Javon Walker mugging. He was robbed of a bunch of cash. Really expensive jewelry and has a concussion and is still in the hospital. Mikey, I said hi to Dana in Vegas, and he called me over and introduced himself in person while at lunch. He's the man. Says thanks, P1 Dana. Uh, Mikey.
Dana just rocked Tito. That was the best interview I've heard in a while. It's P1 Ginger. Mikey, that was one of the best interviews I've heard on the Mikey Show. Good job, guys. It's P1 Rick. It's the Flight of the Condors, ladies and gentlemen. That's one going out to all the ladies of the world. 570-1053 is the phone number. And our text number is 35253. You can text us whenever you want to. You can call us whenever you want to. Check this one out. See what you guys think about this. We got an email here, and I want to get your guys' take on this. It says, Mikey, I'm writing because I need some serious advice. I listen to you guys all the time and feel like you are friends. I agree with almost everything you say, so I'd really like to hear what you think of this. I'm a 34-year-old divorced guy. My girlfriend is 30 and we've been dating for a year. There's been some talks of marriage. I have two kids from my previous marriage. After our second child, I got a vasectomy. I have not told my girlfriend that I had the procedure. She will probably freak.
Because she wants kids of her own. I heard that the reversal is super painful and I don't really want to go through it. How do I tell her all this? I know I need to be honest with her, but she's really going to be upset. Help me out. That's P1 Pratt. Pratt. Pratt. Pratt. Pratt. That's pretty heavy. Wow. It's a doozy. And I have heard it does hurt. Oh, yeah. I've heard that to reverse a vasectomy is painful. Can you imagine? It's pretty painful. First one's bad enough. Yeah. My brother had to put like a big bag of frozen peas. Yeah. You know, too. That's what they recommend. They say go to the freezer section of your grocery store, get a big bag of frozen peas and break them up and get them all and then just put them on the boys. That does not sound fun. Uh-uh. Okay. I think.
That if you have had a vasectomy and you are starting to date, that conversation needs to happen pretty quickly. And the reason I say that is you need to get that out of the way. Yeah. That's a deal breaker. You got to be totally informed. You got to be informed, man. You don't want some lady of the world. Yeah. One of those ladies of the world. Thank you. You got to be telling those ladies. That you've had a vasectomy in your past. Well said. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because it could be bad. Yeah. I don't know. What do you guys think? We had a friend of ours, we know, that had a vasectomy. Never been married. Knew he didn't want to ever have kids. Got married. Then decided, yeah, kids would be good. And then had to have that procedure. But reversed it. Yeah. I can't even imagine. And by the way, it worked. Yeah. It worked. They have kids. But, yeah, I mean, that conversation needs to happen, you know, a year ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I mean, the more you delay, the worse it's going to get. So, I mean, you got to suck it up, dude, and tell her. 5701053, if you have been in this situation, whether you're a guy or a gal, if you've been in this situation or you know something about the situation.
Sky. Well, Eddie, you're a doctor. So what are the success rates on the reversal? Well, he's a vasectomist. He specializes in vasectomy. Yes, he's a vasectologist. So I'd like to know the success rate. Stay away from that area. He's a vasectologist. Yeah, I agree with you guys. Like, yeah, that's something you need to talk about really early. Like once you know a relationship is getting serious. But if he wants to be with this chick, he's got to suck it up. You know, I don't care how much it hurts. You know, if she wants kids and you're going to get married, you know, you've got to do it. But what if he doesn't want kids? Then you shouldn't be together. Absolutely shouldn't be together. That'll blow your balls to hell. 35253 is our text number and our phone number 570-1053. P1 Bill. Hey, Mikey, what's up? Not too much, dude. Hey, it's good to talk to you, man. Thanks, man. For once in my life, I gotta agree with Sky. This is the only time I've ever agreed with Sky. We've been getting that a lot lately. She's becoming, you know, more full of wisdom. I'm very popular.
She's becoming conservative is what's happening. She's beating McCain in most polls. She supports McCain. Just wait until we talk about offshore drilling later. We'll get to that later. Big McCain supporter. Can you smell what the Mac is cooking? Sky, what did he say or what did she say that you really agree with, sir? If a dude wants to be with a chick, he's got to tell her. And then I was fixed. My wife and me argued about it for, my new wife and me for, I'm 46. We argued for, oh, I don't know, three, four years about it. I finally went and got unfixed, and it worked. And I got two wonderful kids, one five-week-old and one 18-month-old. How bad did it, how bad did the, how bad did the, was there any pain difference between the reversal and the initial vasectomy? Maybe 10% more. Oh, really? But it was more. Yeah, but it wasn't. Come on. It's like smashing your finger. It goes away in a day. I'd rather not smash my finger. It's like smashing your finger. It's not as bad as smashing your finger, but what I'm saying is I was saying about duration. It goes away really quick.
It's not really that painful. If you're a real man, you can do it. I'm not. Just out of curiosity, what if you're not? I'm a coward. Did you use the bag of peas? Oh, yes. Yes, all three times. Three? Wait, three? All three times? Yeah, he did one just for fun. He did it at Vasectomy Warehouse. Buy two, get one free. Get two, get one free. That's a good coupon. You don't want to waste it. I don't particularly care for the coupon shape, but... It's really hard to cut it out of the paper. Oh, my gosh. I got fixed, I got a reversal, and I got refixed last Friday. Oh, wow. Wow. Wear a condom. Yeah, will you? Just put your balls on ice. You got to do what you got to do for your lady, man. Figure it out, dude. Oh, man. Hey, hey, I got two more awesome little guys. One girl. We don't need to know. Hey, that's private. That's private information. They're not little anymore.
He's talking about his kids. Oh, for goodness sake. We feel so embarrassed. He just got out of the pool. All right. Thank you, Bill. P1 Tracy is on the line. Hi. Hi, Tracy. Hi. I was just calling in because I was dating a guy for about three months. And then he just told me recently we were watching TV. And he said there was a commercial that came on about girls getting pregnant. And he said, well, I can't do that. because I got snipped. So you didn't even know? No, I had no idea. And how long had you been dating? Well, we had been talking since September, but not actually dating. We started dating about three months ago, three, four months ago. So what was your reaction? I was stunned. Basically, I didn't talk. I just couldn't talk. So then I just thought about it for a while and went back and forth in my head whether I could stay with someone knowing that. and I decided I couldn't. Oh, my gosh. Wow. How long did it take you to break up with him? Five and a half minutes. About that, yeah. I mean, I'm still friends with him, but I could, like, be on a relationship level. But there was no talk of him getting a reversal if your relationship ever got to that point? No, I just figured if that was the case, he must not want kids, and, you know, I'm...
I want to be open to be able to have kids. Well, I mean, hey, listen, Tracy, it could have been a situation where at a time he didn't think that he was going to ever want to have more kids. And it could be that he's in a place now where if he met the right woman. The thing is, it's interesting to me that he never said that. He didn't offer that. He never gave that. Yeah, he didn't. And how old are you? I'm 34. Okay. And you've never had kids. I have one. You have one. And so you definitely are in a place where you know you want more. I might want more. You might. I might want one more. Yeah. I don't want to close that option out. How old is he? He's 42. I'll see. I mean, he has had two. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Tracy. Hey, listen, I appreciate the phone call. Okay, thanks. P1 Jr. believes that it's a straight up got to tell him thing. Yes, sir. I'm going to be straightforward. So what's the deal with you? What's your situation? My situation, I had my first daughter when I was 15 years old. Wow. And I was trapped into that because I was nowhere near ready to become a father at that age. Well, I wouldn't say that you were trapped. No. I wouldn't say. I think you had a part in it. Yeah, I would say that sexual intercourse is definitely a mutual agreement.
True that, but the thing is, we weren't ready to have a kid. Right? No, I will agree with that one. At 15, you probably weren't ready. You were still a kid. Yeah, you were still a kid. At 19, I had my second daughter. She's now 11. Okay. And I had my vasectomy done when I was 19 years old, right after I had it. Oh, my gosh. Wow, man. That's crazy. Wow. I would say that takes balls, but... Yeah, it probably is. Probably is. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. Thank you, Oprah. And Junior, did you decide after that happened, hey, if I meet a girl, I'm going to tell them right away? You got to. I mean, why are you going to beat her on the bush for and give them false hope, you know? He says, hello, my name is P1 Junior, and I've had a vasectomy. Would you like to go out? Hey, there's been a couple times that they said I'm pregnant. I said, hey, it's not my baby. Yeah. A couple times? A couple of times. What kind of circles are you running in, Junior? Well, he's like, okay, four times. It's been four times. Junior, now, Junior, do you tell him on the first date? Pretty much. If we're going to get sexually involved, I'd say, hey, don't plan on getting any feelings caught up because I can't have any kids. Wow.
kids and not having feelings. Like, I don't understand the correlation. Junior, Junior. Now, Junior, Junior, have you ever met a gal that says, hey, that's okay? Have you ever met that gal? All the time, all the time. All the time. I just want to get down to business anyway. Okay, okay. Here's the thing, though, guys. Yes, evening with Junior. It's a new television program on NBC. It's a must-see TV. An evening with Junior. Well, thank you for the call, Junior. Mikey, even more important, before you have sex, you should discuss birth control. Did he lie to her? That's P1 Lisa. These are the text messages we were getting at 35253. Sky, explain that. I don't get it. Well, because it's like if you're going to have intercourse and you need to discuss birth control, what are we going to use? Are we going to use a condom or blah, blah, blah? You would normally think the guy would say, well, as far as pregnancy goes, I've had a vasectomy, so that's not an issue. So we just need to work on protecting ourselves from STDs.
But if that never even comes up, you know, like that is kind of weird. Definitely. Yeah. Mikey, he should just try and get her prego and pretend he doesn't know why it's not working. Oh. Okay. So the honest approach. Oh, my God. Definitely take the honest approach there. Oh, my God. One way to look at it. P1 Sean's on the line. Go ahead. Hey, Mikey. I would say he needs to tell her right away. That's pretty much a deal breaker. I have to get my vasectomy redone. I got a vasectomy about a year ago, and we just found out my wife's pregnant again, so I've got to go back in and get it. I've actually, hey, listen. I know that it has happened, and let me tell you something. In one particular case that I know it happened, there's no doubt he's the dad. Right. When you look at this kid's face, you go, well, it's like a carbon copy. So it does happen where the swimmers still keep swimming. Wow. I don't know the percentage. They say that the safety percentage on the pill, ladies, correct me if I'm wrong, is 99? Mm-hmm. 99%. Yeah. And then with the different ones, they say that it's a percentage. If somebody knows. He probably knows. Do you know what the percentage is on a vasectomy and what percentage chance of getting pregnant it is?
It was 1%. So there's a 1% chance that you can get it. Same as the pill. Right. Yeah. Did you forget to take your vasectomy one night? Because they say if you forget to take your vasectomy, you're supposed to take two. Yeah, you just double up. You just double up. Right. That's what they say. I don't know if that's true. Wow. Thank you for the call. Vasectomy after pill. That's right. Thank you. Vasectomy after. Thank you. 35253 is the text number. The phone number is 570-1053. I want to do the Billy Ray Cyrus thing, but now I feel bored of it, and it hasn't even happened. It's good stuff, too. I know it is. I know it's good stuff. All right, this is what I want to do definitively next, okay? When we come back, Coldplay's new album came out yesterday, and they're already saying, did they rip off another band? And I've got... the band in question and their song, and I've got Coldplay and their song, and we're going to play the two back to back, and you tell us, are they ripping them off? That's next. Thank you, brother.
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You keep saying it, Oyster, but you know the real deal. The Mikey Show is on. Top of the morning to you. Rock 105.3. That's Britney Spears. Welcome back to the show. It is 7.56. Hundreds of people, including the president and his wife, attended Tim Russert's wake in Washington yesterday. Padres got shut out at Yankee Stadium, losing to the Bronx Bombers 8-0 yesterday. Our phone number is 570-1053. And you give us a call. Our text number is 35253. And I told you, when we came back, I wanted to play you this Coldplay deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the new Coldplay came out yesterday, right? And the name of the album is Viva La Vida. Viva La Vida. And what does it mean, Scott? It's like something about... Live the life or something? Something like that. I don't know. Something in there. Well, anyway.
I'm not bilingual, so I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know exactly. Are you sure about that? Pablo Español. There is a guy on YouTube that claims that Coldplay ripped off the melody for Viva La Vida from his band, Creaky Boards. Oh, they're huge. Yeah. I love them. Where are they huge? Argentina. First, what I'm going to do is I'm going to play you the melody for the Creaky Boards song. Awesome. Cut 12. That's Creaky Boards. That is. I like it. Now I'm going to play you Viva La Vida. Cut 13. All right, Eddie, if you are on a jury and you are having to vote on, you know, give your vote for a trademark, whatever, what would you say? It's very close, very similar, but I would say that Coldplay probably didn't rip off the creaky boards. I'm sorry, just creaky boards. My bad. My bad. They get that all the time, by the way. Drives them nuts. Drives them, especially their girlfriends. It's creaky boards. It's creaky boards. The creaky boards. Read the shirt. Dwayne says, forget it. I feel so embarrassed.
Skye, how would you rule? I have two questions. One, did Chris Martin testify in this case? And two, was he a douche when he did that? He did testify. And no, he was not a douche. That makes it more difficult. He was a man. And he said that they did not rip off the creaky boards. But he didn't have that. It's creaky boards. It's creaky boards, dude. I'm sorry. It's creaky bars. How many times? It's creaky boards. He didn't have attitude when he said it. He was really cool when he said it. Is that what you're telling me? Kind of seemed that way. Okay, well then I guess not guilty. Ashley, what did you hear? I got to say, I've heard that new single from Coldplay, Viva La Vida, a lot. It's in my CD right now. And absolutely, I say guilty that I think he 100% ripped it off. Let's listen one more time. First, let's listen to the creaky boards. Yeah, I said it. Just creaky boards. I said it like the kind of creaky boards. And Dwayne said that I should get it. Cut 12. I think they stole it. It sounds like the same thing. Where would he hear it? They probably sent it.
Okay. I got it. I know how you got it. These bands, they send their music to record companies all the time trying to get discovered. And they listen to them and laugh and throw them in the trash. Okay. That's what happens. For the most part, yeah. That's what happens. All right. Now, some of the things that they listen to and throw in the trash, they put into a category of, eh, maybe, I don't know. And maybe a producer gets one and listens and goes, they're terrible. I like that little, I like that. That would sound great if Coldplay did that. I mean, they're, you know, the creaky boards are terrible, but. Just creaky. Creaky. How many times do I have to tell you that? Darlene, I'm so sorry. I know, but I know. He'll get it right. It's okay. And so he says. In the studio. Hey, Chris, what do you think of this woman? Oh, so you're blaming the producer. Interesting. I didn't think of that. The producer. I could go with that. Guilty. So, one more time, let's listen to Coldplay's Viva La Vida. Viva La Vida Loca? Is that the name of the song? Viva La Vida Loca? Well, he obviously lifted off from Ricky Martin. Exactly. That's really terrible. We actually have that version of the song, too, if you want to listen to those for comparison.
This is Ricky Martin. Oh, that's... I don't know what this is. Wow. This person should be sued. End shot. The best part. Thank you. One more time. Here's Viva La Vida from Coldplay 13. Okay, ripped him off. It is. I mean, it sounds a lot similar, but it's not the same. You're not hearing the same thing? Well, obviously they aren't going to do it exactly the same if they are in fact... Public can afford a lot more, you know, instruments and effects. But if you change it just a teeny tiny bit, then it's not a crime. And I think... Oh! That is true, Skye. I am a lawyer. That is true. That is the truth. This guy's a copyright attorney.
True. Eddie. Yes. If you drop something on the floor, do you eat it if it's only been there for five seconds? Do you implore? Depends what it is. Okay. I agree with you. I'll tell you what is acceptable to me. What? Something that would be acceptable to me would be like, I'm sitting at the table. Okay. Got to paint the situation here. Okay. We're sitting at the table. Yeah. And. I drop, and a green bean falls off my plate onto the ground. Five seconds. I can grab that thing real quick. I'm good with that. Okay, this is what I'm not good with, dropping on the floor. A piece of something that is tacky, like bologna. You drop bologna on the floor, you're not picking it up. It picks everything up. It's like tape. Well, yeah, to me, dry goods are fine. If you drop a chip, a cookie.
You're crazy. Any of that cracker, you're fine. You're fine. They ain't going to pick nothing up. If it's wet, it's definitely going to pick up dirt and stuff like that. And I would say a green bean is wet and tacky. A green bean is wet and tacky. Yeah, yeah. And location matters as well. So dry green bean is fine. Cooked green bean, no way. No. Dry green bean. You're fine. You can even wash it off and you're fine. Wash it off. What about butter that's been sitting on... Probably not. Probably not, Rob. What about... Okay, here's a dry thing. But I want you to picture this, okay? Yeah. You're in your kitchen. You're not sitting at the table. You're in your kitchen. You're standing on linoleum. And you're about to make a sandwich. And the bread that you're using is Wonder Bread. And a piece of Wonder Bread hits the linoleum. Okay. Do we use that piece of Wonder Bread? I'll tell you exactly what I would do. Is it my kitchen? Yes. Okay, I'm fine. Pick it up. I do this. No. Wow. That doesn't work. No, you do not. I'm good. I'm good to go. I can't. I can't. Those feet have been there. Thank you, Sean. Those feet were outside. They were in bathrooms. Bare feet. Bare feet. Shoes. What's going to get on my bread? What's going to get on my bread? All of it.
Petco Park. Petco Park is going to get on your bread. I love Petco Park. The bathroom at Petco Park. The bathroom at Petco Park. I'm cool. Sky, are you cool? You're not cool. There are lots of variables here, which include when was the last time I cleaned my kitchen floor is numero uno, numero dos. Sky, right at this very moment, at this very moment, do you know? the day or do you know like because i do i do all my uh cleaning on the weekends and so i rotate um every other weekend one weekend is all like dusting and stuff and then the next weekend is all the floors okay okay so when's the last time so the floors get done every other weekend and so they're scheduled to be done again this weekend oh so it's been a week and a half so it's been a week and a half so what if it happened today if it happened today no way What if it happened next Wednesday? If it's been three days, I'm cool. And another variable is how much bread do I have in the loaf? Like, is it a full loaf? I'll just toss it and take a new piece. But if there's only a couple pieces of bread left, I'm going to... Like the two butts? Yeah, I'm not going for the butt bread. Do you eat the butts? No, we're not a butt bread house. You're not? Either one of you? No, definitely not my husband. I'll do it.
I'll do it. I eat the butt. Your wife does, Eddie? Yeah, she'll eat it. Yeah, I used to, but my husband. I don't even bother. You don't go there. I don't prefer it at all. Who does? Why do they even put it there? I definitely prefer it. Some people must like it. Some people must like it. The ass end of the bread. It's called the heel, bro. It's the head and the feet of the bread. You're eating the top of somebody's head and the bottom of the head. There's no two sides to it. You get one side of bread and the other side of I don't know what. Yeah, another side of like I got crispy. It's all crust. It's the outside of the bread. I don't want all crust. I want the soft bread. It's not all crust. It is. It's half crust. It's one side is the inside and the other side is the outside. Eddie said it perfectly. The whole side. Is crust. I don't want. Crust is my favorite part. I don't want an entire crust side. What's the difference? There's a big difference. Crust is healthier. Well, one is crust. One is not crust. One is crust, dude. What's the big deal? It's my point.
Big deal is I don't want it all crossed. 5701053. Oh, my gosh. You silly man. Sean, it's okay. Let me get your pacifier there. Oh, really? Text us. Let me get my floor bread. At 35253. Shut up with your floor. Don't blow it on me. I served it to you, Sean. It's no big deal. You blew it on me, dude. Don't do that. Barbara Walters, cut nine. Oh, come on. Sean, what about the five-second rule? Like when you drop something on the floor? Remember that new study that if it's... Let it go. But they said something... Let it go. You're kissing up to God. God is not paying attention. God made dirt, and dirt's on her. Not yet. God made dirt, but he didn't make all that other stuff. I always pick it up and eat it. Yeah, five seconds long. You pick stuff off the floor and eat it, Barbara? Some stuff actually has 10 seconds. A cracker actually has 32 seconds or something before it's dirty. Go for it. You eat all the floor. More people die in hospitals than anywhere else. And why? Because it's germ-free. No, it's not. It's not. That's the whole thing. Germ-free crap. Give me a break. Here's what I'm going to do. Y'all keep your germs together. I will not be walking any dookie on your floor or anybody. When I come, I'm bringing my own foodies. All right, thank you, thank you, thank you. I wish I hadn't played that clip. I ain't eating no water bread on the floor, man. Wait a second. Whoopi Goldberg. That's Whoopi Goldberg talking.
She said, now, Hoopy, you're not going to eat it straight off the floor? Hell no. How come? I ain't even mad. There's a bunch of dookie on the floor. So you don't want that on the floor? Hell, no way. Right. That would be bad, Hoopy. Yeah, that's gross. Hoopy is wearing John Lennon sunglasses right now. That's right. I gotta see. That's right. She's got to be able to see. They're actually prescription sunglasses. 570-1053 is the phone number. It also depends on if I'm really enjoying it. Yeah. If it's like a burger and I drop a little piece of the burger and I'm really enjoying that burger, I'm going to pick it up and eat it. A burger? I don't know. Eddie, really. Eddie. I love pancakes. Eddie, really put it out there. I'm going to ask you to really put it out there. Yeah, yeah. Admit one that you've done that you just can't even believe you're going to admit it. Taffy. Mashed potatoes. No. Soda. I'll tell you one.
What? It's a little kind of gross. Okay. I don't care. Go ahead. I made a steak sandwich and I made grilled onions. Yes. And a big fat grilled onion fell out of the sandwich. I wouldn't let that go. It fell on my carpet. Wouldn't let it go. This carpet is fine. Picked it up. Picked it up. It's made of hair. Carpet's made of hair. And right in my mouth. Oh, wow. That happened a couple weeks ago. Carpet's made of hair. I would not do that. Carpet is really bad. I don't care. I don't got a dog. Sky, what if it were a piece of honey-baked ham that fell on the ground? Regardless. You cut out the piece of carpet it fell on. And eat the carpet. She'd suck on that piece. She would be licking the carpet. Now it's funny, John. Now it's funny. Ham, ham, ham, ham. Every last fiber. I would glue it to a broomstick and make a hamsickle. Broomstick, not a popsicle stick. I would boil it for soup. Is this P1 raw? Yeah. What's going on, dude?
Nothing. I'm with Eddie, man. It has to be eaten. There's no way you're going to waste that bread on a good sandwich. You're already in the zone. Let me ask you this. In the zone. Let me ask you this. Because I can tell, Ra, you're fine with it. You're cool with picking the stuff up, right? Absolutely. All right, so you're making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. And you got a nice thin layer of peanut butter. And it falls on the floor. Bread side or peanut butter side? Yeah, exactly. Bread side or peanut butter side? I'm assuming you're going to say peanut butter side. Oh, it's a business end, bro. You can't do that. Are we carpet or are we floor? We're floor. My floor or like we talked about? Your floor. You've cleaned it yourself. I'm going to check it out first, make sure there's no spec. It doesn't look like there's any. You don't see anything particular except that sort of peanut butter scoop that goes up when you pick it up off the floor. Now it's got that little scoop that it gets, you know? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, once I put that jelly on it, it's gone. Okay. Okay, so you're saying if the jelly has been put on it, it's going to get eaten. Yeah, it's getting eaten. Regardless of where it falls. Yeah, pretty much. Maybe not carpet. Carpet, no, because the hair. You can't get... Fibers. Yeah. The fibers. Once the hair, yeah, the fiber meets the peanut butter, it's over. Yeah. All right, thank you.
Thank you for the call. You're a stronger man than I. Every now and again. Thank you very much. Yeah, for me, it's tough, too, because of those disgusting cats. Yeah, that's a whole other ballgame. Those awful cats, man. The weird thing with me is, like, I'm like you, Mike. Like, I can't because of my dog. Like, I can't eat stuff off my floor. Like, it grosses me out. But I will catch Sammy, like. kind of licking, like, the side bowl of my salad, like, when I turn away for a sec, and I'll dive right back into the salad. Oh, Ash. Mike. Oh, that one right there. No. Like, I don't care, because she's my daughter, and I'm like, you know. Oh, she's not her daughter. She just licked the side of, like, that one piece of lettuce. It's all good. You're an animal. That's horrific. You are. What do you want me to do? I'm back. Text number here. It's 35253. Eddie is looking at Ashley so grossed out right now. That is the worst thing I've ever heard. On the back, if you hear me. 570-1053 is the number. 35253 is our text. Back after this. Hello? Who's the man? Uh, Mikey? Hello? Never called in before, but I love your show, and you guys rock. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah! Cricket! Hey, welcome to Cricket Wireless. Anybody want to go backstage?
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Hey, guys, traffic's starting to ease up around the county. Your South 15, though, is very tight, still getting out of Escondido past 9th. It opens up after Rancho Bernardo Road. Your South Bay Drive, if you're on that 805, it's still sluggish into North Park from the 15 up to El Cajon Boulevard, but that's nothing compared to the stop-and-go you're going to get from the 163 through Kearney Mesa up to Governor. The North 5 doesn't look too bad. It's just a pocket of slow and hanging on there after the 54 past a mile of cars' way. Your border weights an hour 15, San Ysidro, an hour 10, Otay Mesa. This is Mike Hancock with Traffic on Rock 105.3. P1 Bobby. Yeah, how's it going, Mikey? Good, dude. You going to tell me about AIS? Oh, man, awesome story. I'm so glad I took your advice. I heard about it on the Mikey Show. I went and called them, went down there to the Escondido office. Everyone was really awesome from Progressive at 167 to AIS for 57. I couldn't believe it. That's rad. That's rad, man. I was talking to a guy this last weekend. We were talking about AIS, and I told him I saved $1,650 a year when I switched. Dude, that's pretty awesome, man. You're saving $1,200 a year. I've been trying to get insurance everywhere. My record's not good.
People just aren't having it. And when I called AIS, it was no problem. Just walked right in there. Everyone was totally chill. I don't know. It was totally awesome. And I'm just totally glad that I heard about it on your show. Thank you, Bobby. I appreciate the phone call, man. Dude, thank you. Thank you. And if you have had the same experience, please call us and let us know. And the phone number to AIS is 1-800-777-4247. An easier way to remember is 1-800-777-4AIS. Well, I figured out, okay, there's something funny going on here. Basically, how Password works is you have two people that play. One person gives clues, one person guesses, and you have to guess what a word is. Pick the name. The name is Mike. Are you ready, Don? Let's do it. Let's start the timer.
Newspaper. Sunday. Monday. Information. Oh, man. Pass. The Mikey Show continues. Rock 105.3. Welcome back to Mikey Show. It's 822. PETA is upset with Jessica Simpson for wearing a shirt that says, real girls eat meat. It's true. The partner's not only lost at Yankee Stadium yesterday, but Kevin Kuzmanoff injured his back in batting practice. Yeah, there's also talk that it's kind of a jab at Carrie Underwood. A jab jab? She's a vegetarian and, you know, PETA's vegetarian. Oh, that's for sure. Yeah, real girls. Skye, could you ever, I mean, if you were single, could you date a vegetarian? Yeah. Really?
What about a partial vegetarian? There is no such thing. What is a partial vegetarian, Ashley? There's certain meat that I'm okay with and that I can eat and feel comfortable eating. There's certain meat that I can't wrap my head around. That makes you a meat eater. Definitely makes you a meat eater. Let me ask you something. Will you eat a steak? Depends on my mood. And depends on where the steak's from, you know? Let's say the steak is from a really nice restaurant like Donovan's. Yeah. You'll definitely eat it? Yeah, I could do that. Yeah, okay. So then you're not a vegetarian vegetarian? Partial. Partial vegetarian. You mean hamburgers? Not really. No. Boca burgers, though. Veggie burgers. What about like a hot dog? Nope, no way. You won't do a grilled hot dog? But I'll do like a turkey sausage. Gotcha. I'll do the fat-free hot dog, but I won't do regular. Okay. Fat-free hot dog? Yeah, dude, it tastes exactly... Rob, what's up with the fat-free hot dogs? What the heck is that? You guys are disgusting eating a fat-free hot dog. Rob and I love them. Disgusting. What's the point? They taste exactly the same. What is it? Healthy Choice does that? Ballpark. Who does it? Ballpark. There's a couple brands. Ballpark does a fat-free hot dog? Yep. Correct. Oh, I bet that tastes filthy.
I bet it tastes filthy. No, it tastes like pig's feet. Tastes like pig's feet. You're not helping our argument. Yeah, that's not good. Let's see. P1 Penguin. Well, on the subject of would you eat bologna if it fell on the floor or not, they did a thing on Mythbusters, I think it was, where they had a bunch of college students test different things like bologna and chips and stuff. And they did a culture on each piece of food. And five seconds is a really long time, by the way. Yeah. They did the actual count, and they cultured it. The grossest things were growing in those cultures. Eat a lie, and it was just gross. Wow. So I guess what you're saying is that we should not pick something up off the floor. Oh, Sean, look. He's a mess, Mike. He's a mess. He looks like he's a mess right now. He's got his hands over his face. This is hard for him. It looks like it upsets him a lot. It was like those red Petri dishes, and there was green stuff that was growing in it. It was gross. That's not good. Big deal. Yeah, whatever. I got a good immune system. Thank you very much for the call, Penguin. Yeah. P1 Tommy had a message for Sean about when he eats.
bread from the grocery store, you know, that comes out of the bag, sliced bread, you know, Wonder Bread or whatever. What do you got, Tommy? Yeah, hey, how's it going, guys? Sean, I was just wondering how you eat anything that is made on a production line. Let's say someone's making it and then they pick their nose or sneeze or go to the bathroom and then just continue out on the production line making your bread or your hot dogs or anything you eat. Yeah, you know, Sean, when they're making that bread, a lot of times the guys have to sneeze. Like in Bruce Banner when his blood got into the soda. Oh, the Mexican soda. Stop it. It was Brazil. It was a Brazilian soda. A little bloody soda. Oh, that's pretty disgusting. Well, there you go. You drink all kinds of stuff that's not American-made. Yeah. Calpico, anyone? That's right. Yeah, but they don't have blood factories. You don't know. Blood factories? You don't know either. I do know, actually. You're both knowers. That's interesting. What about this? Now, The Mikey Show presents the search for the truth behind the words, the logic behind the lyrics. It's time to play Lyrical Gangster. Lyrical Gangster, 570-1053. Do you want to be the Lyrical Gangster? Yeah. If you know the lyrics to songs, call us, 570-1053. Do you know the lyrics to songs? I love lyrics.
When I listen to songs, I really like to know what the words are. And if you're that type, this is the game for you. 570-1053. I think we got some pretty good categories today. And, Eddie, what is the prize? We got tickets to the big premiere tonight of that new Angelina Jolie movie, Wanted. That looks good. That looks really good. Sick. It's a sick prize. That looks like a good movie where she's on the front of the something. Like Hood of a Car. Hood of a Car, is that what it is? Good to me. I would go see it. Yeah, that's right. 570-1053 is the number. Give us a call if you know the lyrics to songs. We would love to talk to you. You will have three categories to choose from, and our first contestant is P1 Jess. How you doing? Good, how's it going? Good, man. How old are you? I'm 25. What do you do for a living? I work at a bar. You work at a bar. All right, I got three categories for you, bro. And the categories are Guitar Heroes, Elton John, and 80s pop. Guitar Heroes. You got it. Your Guitar Heroes question is, in the song Sweet Child of Mine by Guns N' Roses, he says, her hair reminds me of a warm, safe place where as a child I'd what? As a child I'd hide.
got up there and got it. You're welcome. Sorry, Jess. Nobody necessarily said thank you to that. No, that's what you meant. P1 Trophy Lounge is on the line. Morning. Why do you call yourself Trophy Lounge other than the fact that you are standing inside of a canyon? It's downtown National City, and it's where all the Westpac widows go to look for love. I see. I see. Well, you are a gentleman and a scholar. Wow. P1 Trophy Lounge, where is the echo coming from? Are you in a bathroom? No, it's an elevator lobby, but... It's coming from his soul. Yes, that's the sound of his soul. It's empty. All right, well, P1 Trophy Lounge, how old are you, man? 25. What do you do for a living? I work in the... For the county and child support. Okay, there you go. Very, very, very noble job. Your categories today are 80s pop, Elton John, and guitar heroes. What do you want? I pick guitar hero. You got it. Your guitar hero's question is, in the song Hot for Teacher by Van Halen, he says, I think of all the education that I've missed, but then my what was never quite like this.
Oh, that's brilliant. Give him the prize. You win. That's not the right answer. You win. I think it is. You win. Minkrat will work in this situation. Stupid. You know what is so crazy? What? I was watching Animal Planet the second I got home from work yesterday and saw a commercial for Merc Cat. Yesterday, Skye. Well, first of all, it's not Merc Cat. Whatever the heck it's really called. It's not Merc Cat. What is going on? Merk rat. What is it? No, it's for sure cat. Meek cat. Yes. It's not meek cat. It's not meek cat. Literally. It looked really good. The two of these. The show in general. Right. They're so cute. So yesterday, Skye is trying to talk about meerkats. Meerkats. It came out on DVD. Yeah. It's on Animal Planet. Skye said meek rat. Never knew. You win, dude. Hang on. Holy cow. It's actually homework. Come on already. So easy. Easiest one in the world. Shut up. Up next is P1 D-Dub. I always get messed up on that. P1 D-Dub, how are you? Good. How are you today? You guys are doing great. Thank you. Thank you very much. How old are you, D-Dub? 41. What part of town are you from? Carlsbad, North County. There you go. What do you do for a living, man? I used to be a heavy equipment operator. All right. What do you do now?
collect disability, and hopefully get paid through the lawsuit. There you go, D-Dub. All right. D-Dub, your categories are 80s pop, Elton John, and guitar heroes. Which one do you want? 80s pop. Let's do it. In the song I Want to Know What Love Is by Foreigner, he says, I got to take a little time, a little time to think things over. I better read between the lines in case I need it when I'm what? Straight and sober. This game is taking a turn. Oh, wow. Listen, maybe that's what he was thinking. It's not necessarily what he wrote and sang. That's what the song's about, right? Yeah. No, actually, that's incorrect, P1D-Dub. What he said is, in case I need it when I'm older. Thank you for playing. A little time to think things over. A little time to get me sober. In case I need it when I'm clean and sober. That's great. P1 Brandon is up next. Hi, Brandon. Hey, how's it going? It's going good, man. How are you?
I know. Please with someone. I want some. Please with someone. I want some. This will be the one. Brandon, I'm going to give you three categories. They are 80s pop, guitar heroes, and Elton John. What do you want? Car heroes. Oh, I see. Your guitar heroes question is, in Peter Frampton's Show Me The Way, he says, I wonder how you're feeling. There's a ringing in my... What? That is correct. Peter Frampton is here for Geico to announce he just said that you are the winner. Can you hold on, please? Brandon? Yes. You won. Tell him he won in Peter Frampton language, Eddie. Very nice. Very nice. Charlie Brown just understood that as well. P1 Greg, are you there? What's up, guys? Not too much. You're our last contestant today.
And, hey, man, what do you do? Drywall. You do drywall. How old are you, man? 25. Very nice. Very nice. I am going to give you three categories. Just give them one. Your categories are Elton John, 80s pop, and guitar heroes. Which one do you want? Let's go with Elton John. I'm going to get this. Okay. I'm going to try hard, Eddie. In the song Your Song by Elton John. He says, if I was a sculptor, but then again, no. Or a man who makes potions in a what? A lab? Romantic. No. No. No, it's not lab. To make potions in a lab. No, it's potions in a traveling show. If I was a sculptor, but then again.
Sorry about that, Greg. Did somebody just scream through a trumpet? Our next contestant is P1 Sky. Sky, you get three categories. Your categories are Guitar Heroes, 80s Pop, and Elton John. Which would you like? Elton John. I get so nervous. I'm not good at this. I'm not good at this. Your question is, in the song Rocket Man by Elton John, he says, she packed my bags last night, pre-flight, zero hour, what time? 10. Sky, it was zero hour, 9 a.m.
It's not one of my things. Yeah. It's a great song. It's so good. Sounds gay. Our next contestant is P1 Sky. Oh, good luck, Sky. Good luck. Your categories are 80s pop, guitar heroes, and Elton John. Elton John, Mike. Oh, no. Sky, how old are you? I am 30 years old. All right. Where did Tani from? The Dito. I see. I see. What do you do for a living? I work in communications. That sounds pretty cool. Can you be more specific? What do you do? Well, I'm a broadcast journalist. You're a broadcast? Oh, that's cool. Journalist. That's cool. She's a journalist. I'm a broadcast journalist. All right, then, Skye. Your question is, in the song, I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues by Elton John, he says,
They're laughing like children, living like lovers, rolling like thunder. Where? Under the covers. Duh. What do they call it? What do they call it? Text us 35253, our phone number 570-1053. We come back. Got this story that Steve Carell says his managers thought it was a bad idea for him to be on The Daily Show. He's talking to Larry King about it. We got the audio. We'll do it next. What's a P1? P1 is someone that turns down their radio, they get to the point, they don't cuss, and they listen to the Mikey Show exclusively. That is correct. Of the P1 Army. The Mikey Show. Bloom Bloom is on the run at Escondido Cycle Center.
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Hey, good news, guys. The commute's winding down pretty nicely here. There's some slow traffic hanging on the South 15 from the 78 into Rancho Bernardo. And the 805, that's also tight still from the 163 up into the Triangle. The 163 is heavy from Mission Valley as you head through Balboa Park into downtown. Checking out your border weights. It's about an hour 15 in San Ysidro, an hour 10 at Otay Mesa. This is Mike Hancock with traffic on Rock 105.3. Most of us like to hear the word free. I know I do. That's why right now. It's a good time to go down to Sleep Train. It's the only place I would ever tell you to go to get yourself a brand new mattress. If you are thinking to yourself, man, this bed that we've been sleeping on, I'm just sick of it. It's not comfortable. Then I'm telling you, man, this is for you. Right now they got a lot of stuff free. Free mattress pad, free pillows, free bed frame. That's what you get.
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That's what I'm doing. That sounded hard. And Ashley. I don't get along very well. I don't think with, like, normal, boring people. Oh, come on. Wait a minute. It's the Mikey Show on The Rock. Flagpole sit-up. It's 846. Joan Rivers got kicked off a U.K. talk show after she dropped the F-bomb on live TV. The Celtics routed the Lakers to win the NBA championship last night. Kevin Garnett was ecstatic. There's everybody in soda. There's everybody in Chicago. Wow. What about the people of Boston? It was for soda. It was for soda and Chicago. Soda Pop and Derry. Yeah, it seems like he really did spend a lot of time on other stuff. He doesn't like Boston. He didn't want to go there.
That's all right. I guess it makes sense why you wouldn't mention him then. Didn't really want to be there, I guess. Paul Pierce is the man. So basically, the Celtics are kind of like the Yankees and they bought their world championship. Oh, I didn't know that. Don't be bitter just because... No! Did I say something that was wrong? Did I say something wrong? Yeah, you know what you did? Poor Rob is in there wearing his Boston Celtics jersey. Having to fight this argument right now in his Boston Celtics jersey. And the Yankees buy their championships. So did the Celtics. They brought in three guys. They paid for, you know, millions of dollars. We brought in three guys. We brought in Paul Pierce. You jerk. Paul Pierce is in there. I don't know why I'm a jerk. Finally, he got the plate on the platform that he deserves. I'm going to come in there and kick you right in the face. I think I just popped a stitch. From Larry King Live. You're a jerk. We're on the same news broadcast team for sports in Boston area. We're awesome. You know, too, that Boston Rob had to be driving into work today, thinking to himself.
How's this going to go? How is this going to go? I wasn't even thinking about him. I was like, he's going to be so happy. I can't wait to celebrate with him. My partner. My sports partner. My partner. Here's Steve Carell talking about The Daily Show. You know, he used to be on The Daily Show. Oh. Steve Carell did? Yeah, Steve Carell was on it. So this is him talking to Larry King about it. Cut 23. And Jon Stewart gave you a big shot. He did. He gave me a huge, huge break. And Stephen Colbert was the one who sort of threw my name in the hat for the job of correspondent on The Daily Show. Was that the start for you? That pretty much was it. That was one of my first big jobs. And it's a job that wasn't necessarily something that my agents or managers were thinking was a great move because at that time the show was very small. And no one really knew much about it. And this was like 1998, I think, is when I started on the show. So it was fairly early on. How weird is that? They didn't want him to be on it. Now he's the hugest thing in the world because of it. He would have never been discovered had he not gone on that. George Takei is for a marriage license.
They were talking about it just yesterday. Cut four. The happy duo are off to get their wedding license today. The actual wedding will be in September, and it'll be a starry ceremony. Our best man is going to be my colleague from Star Trek, Walter Koenig, who played Chekhov. And the matron of honor is Michelle Nichols, who played the horror. That is correct. That is right. So awesome. I'm looking forward to making this next big move. No. Eddie? No. Mike, stop. I don't like this. Do you like my cowboy hat? No. Do you like my cowboy hat? No. Your cowboy hat is offensive. Thank you. What about my cowboy boots? Well, those I'm a fan of. They've got those on them. You're wearing nothing else. I don't like this. That's not true, Eddie.
I'm wearing this acoustic guitar. Oh, well, thank goodness. Would you guys like to request a song? Yes. What would you like to hear? The Gambler. And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, and I met up with a gambler. He said, boy, you better tell me when the lens dies. That's a silent E. Beautiful. The whole chord is silent. I don't understand. Did you hear that? That was a silent but deadly. Dude, get out of here. Don't waft it. Hey, I'm sorry. No, I meant it. I didn't mean to go out. Now you're putting it towards me. Don't waft it towards Skye. Where is this? Smells like tapioca. I don't know why. Moldy tapioca. That and cauliflower. Stop it. You're not in here, Assy. It's Klingon dip. Wow.
There it is. That is really gross. That is so gross. Ten birds have tested positive for the West Nile virus in San Diego. Bunch of hookers. Where? Yeah, well, so that brings this year's total to 39 birds in the county that have tested positive. The recent ten birds were found in Bonzel, Fallbrook, Vista, Oceanside, Carlsbad, Cardiff, Kearney Mesa, and Bonita. Wow. Yeah. That's a lot. Yeah. Just about under 4,000 people became seriously sick because of bites from West Nile-infected mosquitoes just last year. My fiance and I have been doing a lot of education with the birds to let them know that they can be using protection. Really? Yes. Little tiny bird condoms. I don't. But that's not how it's transmitted to guys. Right now they're available at CBS Logs. Somebody. We're making a big push to get them available at Rite Aid. I don't. So birds can go into Rite Aid and buy them? Yes. Right now they're called birdie rubbers and you can get them. Birdie rubbers. Right. Well, they're good for Rob then. Too much rub. That's too far, Rob, huh? What say you, Rob? I say nothing to that. Oh, no.
I'm about to explode. Too much Rami Linnea last night celebrating. He's upsetting me. Very safe, very hard to put on. That's all I'm going to say. That's all you need to say. It just depends. In Italy, a man kidnapped his ex-girlfriend and forced her to iron his clothes. Eddie. Not cool. Eddie's not cool with the kidnapping part. Well, I mean, she should have been doing it anyway, so can you call it kidnapping? Well, first of all, it's his ex-girlfriend. They broke up. He was upset. If they're still dating, that's okay. No, no one's saying that. He was upset because they broke up. Is he mad that she didn't finish the job? What's going on? I don't know about that. What's going on? Skye, explain. What's going on there? Well, he went into a local pub and took her by force, and when he got her home, he made her iron his clothes and wash his dishes. Whoa. One of her girlfriends contacted the police, and they showed up at his house and rescued her, and he was charged with kidnapping. How about this one? In Japan, they've made a 15-inch tall kissing robot girlfriend for lonely men.
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I did have offers from those other dealers. But then, Jane went to Mossy Toyota in Pacific Beach. And Mossy Toyota made it happen. What a deal. Come to Mossy Toyota on Mission Bay Drive in Pacific Beach and get an 09 Corolla LE for a low $15,995 or $139 a month lease plus tax. A new Corolla LE with auto, AC, CD, and an estimated 35 miles per gallon freeway for only $15,995 or $139 a month lease. Mossy Toyota makes it happen. presents Hicks versus the Hot Grill. This plucky 25-year-old is going to have his hands full today because Sean Hicks is playing with fire. He lights up the grill. Oh! It comes out firing. There's a flicker, a flame, and now a full-on flare-up. Watch your eyebrows, buddy. Hicks backs away from the grill, clinging to the spatula. Sweat is pouring from his forehead. Oh, the flames are dancing now. It looks like lights out time. But wait!
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He did it at Vasectomy Warehouse. Buy two, get one free. Buy two, get one free. It's a good coupon. You don't want to waste it. I don't particularly care for the coupon shape, but... It's really hard to cut it out of the paper. The Mikey Show continues. I'm on the rock. Take a chance. Well, you gotta catch it. You gotta catch it. I can't catch a Nerf ball from across the office, though. Good point. Really true. Hard to catch a stick. Welcome back to the show. It is 9-0-4. The U.S. Coast Guard searched hundreds of square miles of ocean off Point Loma after receiving a mayday call that they now think might have been bogus. Breaking news. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Breaking news in the sports world. What is it? Off the AP wire. What do you got, Axel? Tiger Woods.
is going to miss the rest of the season with his knee injury, which means he will not play in any major and will miss the Ryder Cup. Oh, wow. Question. Yes. Okay, now does this affect his, like, him making history? Because, you know, if he played in them, he would, like, be adding to his history and all that stuff. Absolutely, but it won't because, I mean, he's young enough where he, He's got, you know, easily 10 to 15 years left on the tour. He's going to destroy all the records. So, you know, missing one season to get healthy is not even going to be a dent. Do you think it's possible that you live, Eddie, to the age of 96 years old? Do you think that it's possible that you see a better golfer than Tiger? You do not. Absolutely not. He's the greatest of all time. There'll never be a greater one. Now you say never. Never, never, never. Really? I don't think so. Not in my life. You don't think that they, wow. I don't think so. You could be 96, you're on your deathbed, no way they're still on. I do not believe so. Eddie says Tiger Woods, best athlete he's ever seen. He really is. Haven't you seen the commercials, dude? Guy's clutch, man. And, you know, I think it's bigger for the Ryder Cup. The fact that he's not going to be on the Ryder Cup team, that really hurts the Americans. I wonder if it'll be a deal.
Where he is ending his career and he's got all these records and everything. He says, man, if I had only played those three majors at the end of 08, I'd have three more. No, it won't matter. Because he'll still set all these different records. He'll break them all. Yeah, easily. Welcome back to the show. So you think Tiger Woods, best athlete you've ever seen? Yes. Including better than Michael Jordan? You know, it's so different. The sports are so different. I think that Tiger right now. is better at what he does than Michael Jordan was in his prime, yes. Wow. Jordan was amazing. Gretzky, all those guys, Montana, they were amazing for their time and what they did. But what Tiger's able to do in the clutch, when it's impossible odds, he is the best. Oh, that is... That's a statement, but it's what I believe. Yeah. It's that commercial that I saw when I was watching the U.S. Open on Monday, and it was a sudden death. And it gave me chills, Mike. It was a commercial. What was it? With his dad? And it was his dad talking. And it was, like, showing Tiger, like, growing up golfing. And it was his dad saying, you know, I raised Tiger. And I've always told Tiger that he will never meet someone more strong-minded than him. And he never has. And he never will. And it's like, just do it. His dad basically made him mentally tough as a kid. Like, Tiger as a kid would be on the tee getting ready to hit.
And as he was getting ready to hit, his dad would, like, drop the golf bag and make a bunch of noise. And it would make Tiger mad, but it would make him mentally tough so that if something happened, he knows how to deal with it. And then it went into the final round after I saw that commercial, and it was like the proof was in the pudding right there because, you know, Rocco had gone and gone and gone, like, what, 91 holes, but he finally started to shank it that last hole, and Tiger just stayed. Straight and narrow, strong-minded. It was unreal. I'm liking golf. This has all got me. Right? You got me. Got me too, dude. I'm in. But now how do you feel watching a golf tournament without Tiger in it? Right. There'd have to be another drama. What I think is really cool about it is the pressure that's on one person. Right. I think that's kind of cool. Yeah. It's cool. Individual sport like that is really cool. That's why sometimes the Olympics are fun to watch because a lot of it is individual stuff. You know, those are really hard to do. Like when I beat Rob. All the time. Oh, wait, I said I would lay off. I'm sorry. Remember, he came in here all the time. He was really upset. Was he really? Yes, I'm sorry. You're picking on him. Nothing, nothing, bro. We're good. Well, he didn't. Take your shot. No, no, no, no. We were almost moving on. We were almost moving on. We were almost moving on. I'm sorry. Remember we hugged? No, no, no. Enough.
P1 Chris. Hey, what up, Mikey? How you doing? Go ahead. Hey, Eddie, where would you, are we talking like the skill level or where would you put like Lance Armstrong in that category? He has one testicle. I knew it. I knew that was going to be the first thing. I knew that had to come out. It drops you a level. It drops you a level. I think what he did is amazing and what he was able to do was amazing. Having that cloud and that question mark about him, whether or not he was doping. It really makes me, you know, kind of wonder where he ranks. Yeah, I wondered that myself. But, you know, he was an amazing athlete. He did amazing stuff. You know what I think it is? I think one of the top endurance athletes in the world, if he wasn't doping, I guess. I agree. What's up, Mike? I'm just kidding. Thank you, man. Thank you for the call. Thank you. You know what I think it is with Tiger? What? It's the long legs. He has very long legs, and I think that helps him to get that torque going. He's got petite feet. He does have petite feet. It is. Golf is... Listen to this. Don't even. Don't even. Listen to this. This is a song about long legs. You know what I respect about those guys? You know what I respect about them? They can handle their acid. Well, that's the main thing I respect. They don't get sick.
But after that, I think the thing that I respect the most about them is that they feel that, you know, take two is unnecessary. Thank you. That's a true professional. That's a professional that says, you know what, we don't need a take two. I like that. It's just not necessary. Got it. You know, when you have something that is as magical as Beach Blast, you don't need a take two. Beach Blast. Yes. It will be a beach. You guys, what do you think about doing a couple more takes on that? No way. Okay. That is magic. All right. Okay. Mikey Show. B-Rob. It's Mikey. Mikey. Yes. It's got to be Lance Armstrong. God bless Tiger Woods. He's the best golfer of all time, and I agree with Eddie there. But Tiger Woods has not survived cancer. What does that have to do with an athlete? What does that have to do with an athlete?
And he has one testicle bigger than most of us. That's right. Elephantitis. Oh, okay. Eddie, I love you, man, but like I told boss and Rob, all of us frustrated ex-athletes. They're roommates. Did not get to the top of our level. We're jealous of some of these guys. Yeah. Regardless of what anybody does, they still have to pull. Sweep everyone. Sweep everyone. Peanut Noir? It's all entertainment, and whatever someone does to make me laugh, I don't care anymore. Thank you. I don't worry about what they do. I'm going to dedicate one for you. What are you dedicating for me, Mikey? To one to all the ladies of the world. Would you like that, sir? No. Shut your mouth. Fine. I have one lady. The rest of them are just there. My wife is my one lady. All right. Would you like me to dedicate one to your lady of the world? No, because I know it's going to be something wacky. No. All right. Then I won't do it, then. What do you think about that? Dang it. It might be a little thumb, too. I won't do it. I'm not going to play it, then. Oh, man. I need you to... You better beg me to play it. Please. Beg it. Okay, Mikey. Thank you.
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He's a gay assassin. He's a gay assassin. I got you now. The Mikey Show continues. Rock 105.3. It's a Mikey Show, and it is 922. Hundreds of people, including the president and his wife, attended Tim Russert's wake in Washington yesterday. T.O. was excused from Cowboy's minicamp for personal reasons, and Terry Glenn has asked for his release. Really? I think somebody ripped my dad off. What? Don't even tell me that. Well, here's the deal. You know, I kind of let him know. I said, hey, pop, you know, you don't know what this is about. You know, you don't. And it wasn't a big deal. But he does that genealogy. So he did a PayPal thing. And he was trying to buy some book from a dude in Mexico who had good reviews. Like other people had said that they'd done it.
Like on eBay or something? I don't know how it happened or how it came about. But he wanted this book. And, you know, my dad, you know, he doesn't think the same way that we do. So I got to go, Dad, did you do this? Did you do that? And he's like, you know, he didn't. He said that it was a $39 book. He paid $10 extra, $49, to have it sent expedited. And so I said, well, Dad. If it's expedited, then that means that they sent it, even from Mexico, UPS or something like that. I said, which if that's the case, and he said he sent it, it's real easy. You just have him send you the tracking number. You look online. He'll tell you where it is. And he goes, yeah. And he also said, I go, dad, dad, dad, did you hear what I just told you? Honestly, it's like you switch roles. It's like I'm his pop now, and he's my kid.
Because that's what he would have said to me when I was a kid. He would have gone, Mike, did you just hear what I told you? Yeah. So that's what we're doing, going through the thing with him. But I hope not. And I wrote the guy. I wrote him and I was really cool. I just said, hey, my dad says that he sent this expedited shipping. Is that true? Just waiting for him to write back and say, yeah. And so I said, cool, which one? What's the tracking number? Some of the emails and text messages that we're getting at 35253. Biased statement. With all due respect, because you are the man, Eddie. This is a biased opinion on my part, but if you do some research on a man named John Bresnik, he's by far the most amazing athlete in the history of any sport. Name him. Tiger, Jordan, Ryan Leaf. Wait, what? He says, just kidding. Tomlinson, Armstrong. Larry Bird.
All great athletes, but none of them come close to the accomplishments John Bresnik has made in the sport of arm wrestling. He won his first world title at age 18 and now at the age of 44 is still the best arm wrestler on the planet. I don't even know how many world titles he has. They are in the process of making a documentary about him. Check it out. Pullingjohn.com. You know who that's from. Yeah, please. What's up, Harold? That's right. Mikey, have you ever almost cried because you dropped something delicious on the floor and known there is no recovery for it? No return. That's terrible. What do you want? You want the tears to come out of your eyes? When you know there's no return, you can't eat it. Or the worst. You got one? Oh, yeah. What? When I was a kid, I think I was like 13 or so, my dad every day would take leftovers.
to work and he had these special like tupperware like trays yeah they looked like a plate but they were like little compartments right and that's where he would put the food in there and it had a lid and everything yeah i always thought that was really cool well as a kid you know my dad would do that every day and one day i said i want to take these leftovers like that that looks cool to me and so my dad said yeah all right that's that's fine you can do it and so i made my plate, this huge heaping amount of food, and I went and I turned around to go put it in the refrigerator and it flipped out of my hand and completely went all over the floor. And my dad laughed hysterically. And he still feels bad about it to this day, so I'll bring it up. I'm like, hey, dad, remember that one time? Leftovers. But I'll never forget that. It was devastating. Devastating. When you're so ready, you just got it. It's right there, and then no. Yeah, this email goes on to say, I once made some delicious chipotle chicken with penne pasta for dinner. There was some leftovers, so I decided to have it the next day for lunch at work. Put the container in the microwave, heated it up. When it was done, I pulled it out, and somehow I bumped into the microwave door and dropped the container face down.
Onto one of those black industrial floor mats they use near sinks. I just stood there looking at it in shock and horror. I almost cried. May not have been as bad if I hadn't tasted it the night before. But I knew what I was missing. That sucks. He says, I wound up eating a bag of Doritos for lunch. Oh, that's brutal. You're probably still looking forward to that all morning. Oh, are you kidding? Of course, man. Okay. I would like to do one of these lists. Sky. Yes. As a list. Well, she's got a few lists, but. Yeah, I got ten of them. She's got AFI's ten top ten lists. So it's a bunch of different kinds of movies. We've got a lot of different genres here. Yes. So we will begin. I don't want to do. Let's try to get the top five. Let's try to do the top five just to save time because we've got so many. Top five sports movies. We're really good at this.
Sports movies? Yeah. Rocky. Number one. Let's all just calm down. Rudy. Rudy. Rocky is number two. Which one? Rocky? Rocky's number two. Rocky three. Rocky three. The natural. Field of dreams. Rudy. The natural. Breaking away. What about Rudy? Are you listening? Yes, I'm hearing. Oh, ready to rumble. Remember the Titans. The Hurricane. Mr. Nanny. Cinderella. Cinderella Man. Cinderella Man. No, I just like the movie Cinderella. Uno Testical. That's ridiculous. That's the stupidest Vicodin'd out thing you've ever said. What is he saying? Elfin. Bend it like Beckham. Million Dollar Baby. Rocky II. Okay, Rocky III. Yeah, Rocky III for sure. Rocky IV. The Mighty Ducks. Is Rocky V on there? What about Rocky Balboa? Oh, Cool Runnings. Hoosiers is number four. Hoosiers. Hoosiers. Hoosiers. You hoos, you lose. Hoosiers. Number four. Sky, did you hear Rob's guesses? Cool Runnings. Or the Mighty Ducks? No. Both great ones. Slapshot. Cutting edge. Toe pick.
Nothing for that? Eddie, please. Oh, what's that movie? Ice Castles. For sure. Ice Castles, number one. Is that on there? Dirty Dancing. What's that movie, Saturday? Night Fever. Yeah, Saturday Night Fever. No, with Cameron Diaz. Saturday Football. Yeah, Saturday Football. Any given Saturday. Any given Sunday. Friday Night Lights. Air Bud. Thursday is hockey day. Oh, North Dallas 40. North Dallas 40. What was that movie with Michael Jordan and the Looney Tunes? Oh, yeah, Kazam. Wicked Tunes. Kazam? Yeah, Kazam. Kazam. Is Kazam on there? Give us the sports. Number five is baseball. The natural. The babe. Oh, bad news bears go to Japan. Six pack.
How dare you? Oh, that's racing. It's the greatest racing movie of all time. Oh, yeah, Days of Thunder. Days of Thunder. Days of Thunder. Days of Thunder. Sandlot. No. Sandlot. Sandwich. You're killing me, Smalls. Cars. Mikey Show. Cars. Bull Durham. Mikey Show. Number five is Bull Durham. Number five is Bull Durham, Eddie. Hello? Yes. What's your guess? Raging Bull. Raging Bull is the number one sports team according to AFI. What about Platoon? And then number three. You will not. Above the rim. The Champ. Love and Basketball. The Basketball Diaries. Pretty Woman. The Champ. You're not going to get it. Did anybody say Watership Down? No, that's not a sports movie. Can I tell you number three because you're not going to get it? No. Okay. How come we're not going to get it? Oh, Caddyshack. The replacements. Oh, Caddyshack.
It's number seven. It's number seven. Nice. But Mike said we're only doing the top five, so it doesn't actually count. Eddie, it's number seven. It doesn't really count. That's not very nice. Skye, are you sure that it was number seven? I am sure Mike counts. Stop it, Mike. Vision Quest. That's Megan Quest. Yeah. Lunatic Friends. What sport is it? Baseball. Oh, the Karate Kid Part 2. Mr. Baseball with Tom Selling. Hoosiers. You never saw Mr. Baseball? I have a guess. Okay. Sea Biscuit. Sea Biscuit should be on the sky. Major League. Yeah, Major League. Major League. Oh, oh, oh. Major League 2. Oh, there's no crying in baseball. Oh. For the love of the game. For the love of the game. Wait, no. Little League. Bunch of ladies crying. Bunch of ladies crying. It's called Bunch of Ladies in the League. League of their own? League of their own. League of the Chicks. Chicks League. Yes. League of their cycle. Dumb chicks trying to play baseball. Yeah. League. Seth said it? League. No, he needs his mic turned on. Mr. 3000 with Bernie Mac. Oh, nice. Yeah. He did not. Seth, what? What did you say? They already guessed it. Oh, what was it? Ashley got it. What is it? League of their own. Oh.
Oh, oh. You can turn it off again. It's baseball. Oh, Zach. And it has the name of a team in the title. Oh, North Dallas 40. Why? I already said Still We Believe, the Red Sox movie. No. Oh. Still We Believe. Yes, Eddie. Number three is The Pride of the Yankees. You don't have to stand up. You don't have to stand up. You don't have to stand up, bro. Too much. Too much, Eddie. I can't even. We would never get it, by the way. Yeah. Well, I didn't think you would. We would never get it. In your face. All right. We would never get it. Never get it. Okay, Sean. Please am. Okay. I love it. All right, when we come back, top five gangster movies. AFI. Yes. AFI. Easy. Top five. Boys in the Hood. Gangster movies. No, don't get it. Yes. I sure am. The Mikey Show. It's all gay. All the way. The Mikey Show is on. Rock 1053. Thank you! Which company has the Better Business Bureau honored more than a dozen times in the past three years? Which company is consistently recognized for their ethics in customer service? Would you believe it's a used car company? If you've shopped at CarMax, you wouldn't be surprised.
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The Mikey Show, it's 941. George Stakai took the first step towards marrying his partner of 21 years. He filed for a marriage license yesterday. The Chad Johnson saga continues. He decides to have arthroscopic surgery on both his ankles. Okay, so Sky's got AFI's top ten list. We're doing like top five. Save a little time. And when we left, we said we'd come back and do gangster movies. Vision Quest. Vision Quest is not in there. Boys in the hood. Godfather's got to be... Watership Down. Watership Down should be in there. The Godfather is number one. Godfather 2 is number two. White men can't jump. Menace the society. Godfather 2? No. Goodfellas. Goodfellas is number two. Scarface. Casino. Scarface. Scarface did not make the top five. What? Mean Streets. Crazy. Mean Girls. Mean Girls? Harold and Maude. Exit Wounds. What the hell? Training Day. No, you did it, Rob. Yeah, I did. Colors. Gangsta. Watership Down. That's a good guess. It's about gangs. Empire Strikes Back. Oh, nice. The Andromeda Strain. What the hell? Shrek 3. Omega Man. Desperately Seeking Susan. Kill Bill. Pulp Fiction.
Don't be amazed to South Central. Reservoir Dogs. CB4. Oh, yeah. Wow. Mike. Yeah. Don't say that, Mike. Mike. I know what it is. You're better than that. You're better than that. Duh. Go ahead and say it. Corn Biscuits 4. Who stars in it? CB4? Yeah. I think Angelina? Julie? Yes. Come on. What is CP4? No, no, CP4. CP4. Chris Rock, dude, come on. Never heard that in my life. Sub Rock 4, dude. It's like a spinal tap. Slap the taste out of your mouth. American History X. Oh, good guess. Zeth was in that. He was. Yeah, he was. The main character. American Meat. Danny Minion. What about Kramer vs. Kramer? Oh, how dare you? Stop it, dude. Really? Food of the Gods. You're better than that, bro. Food of the Gods. Yes. If anybody can get me Food of the Gods on DVD. I'm not kidding. I'm making an announcement to the P1s. I'm making an announcement to the P1s. Because I know we have P1s that are resourceful. If somebody can get me Food of the Gods, I'll love you so much. Oh, someone can get me about 100 bucks. Stop it. Now you're going to dilute it.
Is that like The Gods Must Be Crazy? Dude, it's the worst movie, but I loved it as a kid. It's the worst. You like Watership Down? Dude, it's... No. No, no, no. No, this is different. This is terrible. Watership Down's good. This is terrible. Go back and watch it. Donnie Brasco. Stop it. I know what you're doing to me. What's up? Donnie Brasco. Oh, Donnie Darko. You're missing number... Donnie and Clyde. Yes, number five is Bonnie and Clyde. So now you're just missing number four. Thelma and Louise. Yes. The gods must be crazy. Boondock Saints. Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. The whiz. The whiz. The whiz. The whiz. The whiz. The departed. There it is. No departed. Yes. Yeah, that should be on there. Number one. List over. Mean Streets. Rear Window. Green Street Hooligans. That's favorite movie. What? Yeah. Is he talking? Oh, Eddie's talking. Thanks. Sweet Home Alabama. Bone Doc Saints. Sweet Home Alabama. Drugstore Cowboy. Good Will Hunting. You got mail. Hunting season. You guys are stupid. Thank you, Mike. Someone needed to say it. This is getting ridiculous. Yeah. It's missing number four. It really is. It really is. You got to screw loose. Blood in, blood out. Mikey Show. Hey, I got a guess. La Bamba? Nah. What is it?
Howard the Duck. Howard the Duck. Oh, my God. Howard the Stern. The King of Kong, A Fistful of Quarters. The King of Kong. Documentary. You should watch it. I've seen it. You should watch it. Oh, no. Sweetberry Wine. Sweetberry Wine. Yes. Sweetberry Wine. Magnolia. Peanut Noir. That's a comedy. That's a comedy. Oh, you're right. That's a comedy. It's the last 10 minutes. Mikey Show. Hey, Banditos with Salma Hayek and Catacita Dog. Is that in there? Should be embarrassing. Check the list. No. Charlie's Angels. Three Amigos. Mikey Show. Hello. Hello? Yes, go ahead. What's your guess? Hi, my guess is Reservoir Dogs. Now, you already said that. Been there, done that, bro. Urban Cowboy. Urban Cowboy. Yeah, we tap. We tap out. Number four is White Heat. I'm sorry? A criminal mastermind dreams of being on top of the world until he unwittingly befriends an undercover federal agent. Oh, it's that movie with Gregory Hines and Baryshnikov.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you're talking about. Gregory Hines, he also played for the Chicago Bulls. He was actually the guy that played really good. It goes under the name Scotty Pippen. Yeah, that's true. But if you put the two next to each other, it's the same person. Scotty Pippen and Gregory Hines, same person. I like Scotty Pippen with Billy Crystal in that one movie. It was great. I don't remember the name of it, but I liked it too. I forget, but it was good. Okay. All right, we got one more. What's next? What do we got? We got the top five sci-fi movies. Star Wars. Put it on the board. Put it on the board. If that's not number one. If that's not number one, I want nothing to do with this list. It. Made for TV, Stephen King movie. What Star Wars are you saying? Star Wars and New Hope. That is number two. Empire's number one. Everybody calm down. Because Empire needs to be number one. Aliens number seven. Got any of the luck? Okay. Empire. Empire Strikes Back. Number one. Number one. Oh, that's not good. Eddie is. Eddie.
Eddie is backed up away from the microphone, and it's almost like Tiger Woods when he's looking down the putt to make sure the putt's right. He's looking at it like this is, I'm trying to judge what's going on here. Just so we can, you know, cut it off here. A New Hope is the only Star Wars movie to make the top ten. Oh, Eddie, I'm sorry. Headphones off. Eddie is grabbing his computer bag. He is putting the computer bag on his shoulder. He is, oh, the computer bag just fell open. Oh, no, everything fell out. Everything fell out of the computer bag. And Eddie is now looking. He's continuing to walk with pride. He's continuing to walk out now. With pride. Head held high. And he's now marching out in a weird way, which is, okay, Eddie, do not do that. That's very politically incorrect. Eddie, Eddie, I would not do that. I would not do that. Do not march like that. Don't march like that. That's, yeah, very inappropriate. I'm sorry. It's just the way the list goes down. Sit down. It's okay. So, anyways, back to the guesses. Jurassic Park. No. The fly. Alien. I already told you. Blade Runner. The Thing. The Thing. Blade Runner was number six. Fine. Sci-fi. Sci-fi. I don't really get what that means. E.T. E.T. is number three. Incredible Shrinking Woman with Lily Tomlin. Honey, I shrunk the kids. Battlefield Earth.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Rob's guesses are the best today. This is great sci-fi. It's Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Or Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 2. Number one, guys. Or anything with Rick Moranis. Little Giants. Brazil. Is Brazil on the list? Sci-fi movie. Alien. Mikey Show. Steve Martin the Jerk. Mikey Show. Alien 3. That's a great one. Go ahead. How about Tu Wong Fu? To Wong Fu, it's me, Julie Newmar. Is that on there? It's not on there. Mikey Show. Star Trek. Can I make a sci-fi guest? Yes, you can. Spaceballs. Spaceballs. What about the secrets of the Yaya Sisterhood? Toy Story. Toy Story? Anything with Peter Dinklage. That's not a real person. Oh, gosh. Oh, Ashley just instant messaged me. Don't even go there. I did not. I did not. That's a terrible thing. I mean, how many times? It was seriously over two years ago. It's so inappropriate to say something like that. You still can't let it go. Oh, yeah, Sean. Twelve monkeys. Fifth element, twelve monkeys. Put it in the list, guy. I don't care if it's not in there. Put that in the list and on the board. Yes. No. Eddie, can you please take control of this situation? Eddie's reeling.
Oh, Minority Report. Come back to us. Stephen King's it. Oh. Has anybody said Terminator? No. Uh-oh. Sky's got a look. Number eight. Oh! Terminator 2, Judgment Day. Oh, that's not Terminator. Oh. And it's number eight. Jumper. You're an idiot. Frank. I love that movie. What about Trainspotting? Blade Runner. Smoke and Aces. Superman. Mikey Show. Batman. Hello? Hi. Go ahead. Can I make a guess? Yes, you can. Yep. How about Dune? Dune. What about the Muppets Take Manhattan? Outland. Tron.
Oh, Tron. How many are we missing, Scott? From the top five, you're missing number five, number four, and number one. Eddie, come on, man. I know what the deal is, you guys. I bet it's some stupid 50s or 60s. Demolition Man. 2001 A Space Odyssey. That is number one. Yay! That's better than Star Wars. 2001 A Space Odyssey, then that means older. AFI go to hell. What are we missing? Oh, my gosh. You're missing number five and number four. Cocoon. Whoa. This took a turn. 2010. ABT. It's old. Day the Earth Stood Still. Oh, it's the third encounters of the third encounters. Close encounters of the 48th nomenclature. Close encounters? Dude, this list is bogus. This is life. It's not good. Boondock Saints. Oh, enemy mind. Bane Doc Saints. Six pack. I don't know then. Okay. Give us the decade. Hey, Skye, for sports, was Celtic pride on there? All right. Rock. That was like three lists ago. Number five is the day the earth stood still. I said the day the earth stood still. I didn't hear you. Big trouble in Little China. Put it on the board. And number four. What decade? What decade? Just give us the decade. I don't know. You don't? It doesn't say the year. No.
What is it? Number four is A Clockwork Orange. Oh, that's pretty good. Sci-fi? Sci-fi? It's not really sci-fi. Oh, because it takes place in the future. And they're British. And they're British. That's it. That's the truth. Ricky Lake under fire for home birthing video. What? She's into that stuff? You guys haven't seen that? You haven't rented that yet? No, what is it? That's weird. Well, Ricky Lake put together a documentary called The Business of Being Born, which features her giving birth at home. She doesn't film. Yeah, she did. I thought they had, like, Emmanuel Lewis play the baby. Yeah, the video shows her. A full-grown human came out. No, it's a documentary. Unnecessary. Eddie, Eddie. That's so funny. Eddie, babies don't come out like that. What's up, everybody? Anybody got a sandwich? The video shows her giving birth in the bathtub. Watch the first step, Eddie. The bathtub? Of her Manhattan apartment. Oh, my God. Did they actually show it happening? Oh, my God.
They shouldn't do that. Yeah, and so I guess it's come under fire from the American Medical Association because they believe people should give birth in a hospital, and they think that Rikki Lake is sending the wrong message. She feels she's being targeted and that you should have choices in where you give birth. So is that an independent film? Okay. What was that? He's an idiot. The guy is just out of his mind. Hit it. Okay, so in Indiana, a guy, I'll tell you the details when we come back, but in Indiana, a guy robbed, you're not going to believe this, a kid's lemonade stand. That is so ridiculous. Made off with 40 cents. Bad karma. Tell you the story after this. Dear people of the world, the Mikey Show is on. But at what cost? At what cost? This is The Rock. We're here asking people from all over what they think of lifting green tea. Let's hear what people from Texas have to say. How about China? How about people from the North Pole? Or Mars? A barbershop quartet? How about race car drivers?
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Oh. Oh. They don't have it, do they? Horror? Oh. That would be cool. No. Rob, what's the scariest movie ever? Dude, The Exorcist. Really? So scary. Is that right? I can't even watch it alone. Can't even believe that that's what you would say. They do have courtroom dramas, Mike. Oh, Pelican Brief, number 18. Ooh, A Time to Kill. Philadelphia. What? Few Good Men. She's giving me that look, like, hello. Aaron Brockovich. Courtroom dramas, Mike. Good Girl Hunting. Ooh, A Time to Kill. Few Good Men. Babble. Aaron Brockovich. Dog Day Afternoon. No, no. Kramer versus Kramer. Thank you, Seth. Kramer versus Kramer. It's actually on the list. Yeah, it's number three. The only time for it to be a legitimate answer to anything. And you let Seth get it. I'm upset. I'm actually upset right now. It should be. It's number three. We should try it again. When is that movie ever going to be on a list? I want to get into DeLorean and go back in time. It's KIOZ San Diego. I just wanted to hit it. That's all I wanted to say. Come on. One time. One time, buddy. Hit it. One time, Pally. Hit it. Sweet. All right. Hit it. Give it to me. I'll do it for you. Come on, baby. Mikey Show. Hello. I trusted you. Hello? Hello? Yep. Is Mikey Show? Yes, it is. You're on the air. Oh, awesome. What about Legally Blonde?
Yeah, Legally Blonde's one of the best courtroom journalists of all time. No, that should be on the list. For sure. Yeah. A few good men. Guests, right? Yeah. Are we still doing it? No. And Justice for All. I don't want to do this. I don't want to do this. It'll make me crazy. And Justice for All. Put it on there. Well, your favorite guest has already been guest. Put it on there. Yeah, and you didn't even get it. You didn't even see it. Christopher Smith goes to Washington. Right? Right, Mike? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mr. Street goes to Washington. John Frankenheimer Schmidt. Mikey Show. Hey, I had a guest. Go ahead. My Cousin Vinny. Oh, man. Mikey Show. Marissa Tomei is awesome in that. Where's Papa? Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey. You would all laugh if you watched Where's Papa? You made me watch it. It's hysterical. It's creepy. He took a cock on the bed.
Dude, there's a rape in it. Hang on a second. Hang on a second. Wait, wait, wait. Haka in the bed and rape. Wait a minute. It's a funny rape, eh, Mike? Well, wait a minute. It's a guy. The victim's a guy in a monkey outfit. There's nothing funny about that. You got to see it. Oh, yeah. Take your word. You have to be there. Very disheartening. Anyway. Not a funny topic, but the way they... Backpedal, backpedal, backpedal. Mikey Show. Hey, I got a guest for courtroom dramas. Go ahead. Philadelphia. Philadelphia. Philadelphia. Put it on the board. It's a great guest, but no. What about Castaway? What about Babe? It's got a talking pig in it. Mike, again, there's not a courtroom anywhere. Phantom Menace. The Client. Oh, The Client. Or the sequel to it. Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead. The great sequel. Tokyo Drift. Coneheads. Manhattan Project. Rob has the best guesses.
Ever today. What about pelican beef? Meet the Applegates. The burbs. Oh, yeah. Clopex. License to drive. We're mowing their lawn at 10 o'clock at night with a weed whacker. That's not true. They were mowing their lawn with a weed waxer. Skye. The Clopex, because somebody filed a complaint against them. Skye calls her crazy neighbors, the Clopex. Skye. Someone filed a complaint. When are you going to realize they're not okay up here? 10 o'clock at night, come home, they're mowing their lawn with a weed wash. So what does that tell you? It took them three nights. Two words. It took them three nights to do the tiny lawn. Maybe they can't afford a lawnmower. Crystal meth, okay? They could afford that house. Crystal meth.
Why don't you help them out? That's all I'm telling you. They're nuts. I tried to help them out, and you guys yelled at me. Yeah, because they're nuts, and you're over there trying to knock on their door at 2 a.m. Trying to mow their lawn. Mr. and Mr. Comeback. It's the only time they're away. Weepy. Up in the dark. With a wee hacker. Nike show. Nuts. Hey, what about... Keep Me Alive, the Terry Shivell story. Oh, Ashley, I am that to you. How dare you, sir, on the phone? Oh, I got it. Doom. What about Dead Man Walking 2? Shut up. This time it's personal. This time it's personal. Christine. Shut up. Mikey Show. I got two that Sky never mentioned. Go ahead. Howard the Duck. Yes. And Debbie Does Dallas. Shame on you. Yell at her. Terrible. I agree. What are they, Sky? Oh, oh, that Sylvester Stallone movie, Oscar. Yes. Number five was A Few Good Men. Number four, The Verdict. Yeah, The Verdict. Number three, Kramer vs. Kramer. The Jury, The Jury. Number two, 12 Angry Men. And number one... Oh, wait, wait.
That Pauly Shore Moore movie, Jury Duty. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. In the Army now. It's in the Army now, man. And number one courtroom drama according to AFI is To Kill a Mockingbird. Okay. Bye. One of my dad's favorite movies. You ruined it. Great movie, great book. She totally ruined it. Yeah, my dad's favorite movie, From Here to Eternity. They have a pop-up book called To Kill a Mockingbird. That's right, yeah. You know what? Chew your own tongue. I respect that. There you go. Thank you. Javon Walker robbed of cash and jewelry in Vegas. It's a crazy story. Yeah. The more that comes out about Javon Walker, Oakland Raider. Guy was partying in Vegas, having a great time. About 3 a.m., he was off a side street off the Vegas Strip, got jumped, got beat unconscious, and they stole about $3,000 in cash and about $100,000 worth of his jewelry. Jim Rome was saying yesterday, he was saying, I'm not saying this was him talking. I'm not saying he deserved it. No. I'm just saying common sense. Well, he was talking about you can't be in clubs in Vegas with a lot of bling. Making it rain. Flashy, flashy. Spraying champagne on people. Yeah. Throwing stuff, money. Because he said that there's guys that they go to the clubs.
In Vegas. And all they're doing is looking for that guy. Really? I did not know that. They're just looking for that guy. For just the guy that looks loaded? Guy that looks loaded, guy that's got the blink, guy that's in Vegas to party. Doesn't even have to be a famous person. Doesn't even have to be a famous person. It's just a guy from out of town. He's loaded and wasted. And these are local Vegas thugs. Really? And they just go to the clubs. Because in Vegas, it's all about carrying big amounts of cash. Obviously, yeah. And so they just watch for these guys that are just throwing $100 bills down on the bar. And so I'm sure he had a lot of... And I heard that he's broken his orbital socket. That hurts. Oh, man. Can you imagine how terrible? I always got to walk with a buddy. And what? I don't think it would matter in that case. Maybe it would, but... Or a gap. Okay, that's... I was just throwing out options. Hold up, wait a minute. What's up?
You know what's terrible about the orbital socket is that you can't put a cast on it. You can't. It's got to just heal. You can't. What do you do? Orbital bebop. You got to just, I guess they said it and forget it. I don't think so. It's not that funny. It's really, isn't it? It's actually not funny at all. It's Dr. Steve Bruhl. Steve, are you okay? What have you been drinking? Oh, no, he's drinking. What are you drinking? What flavor are you drinking over there? Why? Hey, you don't need to shout. It's not that funny. Peanut Noir? Oh. Is that what it is? Is that what you're drinking? Peanut Noir? It's Pinot Noir. Peanut Noir? No, no, no. Peanut Noir? Peanut Noir? Peanut Noir? Peanut Noir? Peanut Noir? Peanut Noir? No, the peanut silent. That one got him. Yeah, he thought that was funny.
The protectors of seals have lost another court decision. It's not looking good for the seals. For the seal protectors. What about the killer whales? There's nothing going on with the killer whales. What happened with it? Sky, you sound upset. I love the seals. They should be able to stay. I agree. That's their little area. Not so much. So the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals denied the argument that the Marine Mammal Protection Act should override the ruling saying that he... What about the Army Mammal Protection Act? Why just the Marine? That's a good question. Yeah. What about the Navy? Yeah, they are Navy SEALs, right? Yeah, they're Navy SEALs. Why don't we... Why don't you think of that? Yeah. Let's get in the question. So the current order is that the city should take down the rope around the seals. We've got B.A. Bracus with us right now, and we'll ask him about it. B.A., tell me something. What do you think about this whole seal situation? That's a bunch of jibber-jibber. That's jibber-jibber is what you're saying, huh? And then dredge the cove. In flour, lightly do it in olive oil, and then take it out and put it to the side. You've got to put them in the panko crumbs. Yeah, no, it's not panko crumbs. The panko crumbs. No.
It's Panko. It's called Panko. Panko. I forget what it is. You don't even know. I don't even know. I'm a chef. I don't know B.A. Braggers. The seals may soon be gone. No. No. How are they going to get rid of them? They're going to dredge the cove. No. Put a little eviction nose up. Why? It'll scare them. Well, because they want the children of La Jolla to have a place to swim, Ashley. It's not just La Jolla. It's not just the Richie Riches. There's so many other beaches. It's not just the Richie Riches, you guys. People take their little kids there to go swim. No, they don't. No, they do. We know people that live in Point Loma that take their kids there. Are you saying that nobody but the residents of La Jolla? She wants to make it out to be a Richie Rich. That is ridiculous. Honestly, there's so many beaches everywhere. Go in your infinity edge pool that overlooks the ocean. Skye, now that they have, like, equal opportunity, they bus Mexican kids in from Chula Vista just to bathe there. Oh, I don't care. They can get themselves a kiddie pool. What about bringing your... kids there to see the seals. There were so many people there just watching the beautiful cute seals playing when I went. I'm very torn. It brings in the sharks and the whales. We don't want that, guys. You know what? They're going to be around no matter what. Doesn't it bring in sharks? Well, it brings the sharks, but not whales. That's why it's not a swimming area. I know, but then you've got all the beaches around there that are, and they've got a bunch of sharks. There's so many beaches in San Diego. Can't we allow that one little area for the cute seals to play? Do you like sharks?
I don't prefer them, though. Okay, and then there you go. Well, but I mean, like the shark attack in Solana Beach, like that had nothing to do with this. Do you know anything about chocolate? I know a lot about chocolate. I mean, it can happen anywhere, Eddie. It has nothing to do with this. Wait, what did you say? The shark attack up in Solana Beach. You're telling me it wasn't on his way for a meal? I am not going to stand here. Oh, Mike, not yet. Here we go. Autopsy on a fish. Dude, you did this for like a half hour yesterday. Please don't. 20 minutes today, that's it. No, don't. Don't do a half hour. No, Mike, I don't want. Tell me the way to go. Stop it. I'm tired and I want to go to bed. Sky's out. This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of autopsy on a fish. On a fish. Well, I kind of see where Sky's coming from because, like, the seals, you know, that's... Like, have you been, Mike? Have you been? Of course, I've been there. Okay, then come on, dude. I think it's really nice and everything. Hey, Mike, you like sharks? No.
I'll go swim somewhere else. For real. It's the ocean, man. There's beaches everywhere. They're all over the place. Regardless, they're all over the place. There's not a place where little kids can just go and wade where it's real shallow like that and perfect for little kids, man. Yeah, it's all over the ocean. Yeah, but Skye. Supervise your kid in the shallow part of the ocean. Put a little leash on him. Give me a break. It's all calm there and everything. Put a little leash on him. Put a fishing line on him. You'll be fine. You're right. I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little kitten boy spill all over the dock. Put a little chum backpack on him. They'll be fine. I see both sides. Come on. No, you only see one side. Yeah, our side. Yeah, because you get it. Because seals are cute. I think they bring in sharks. Yeah, they're bringing in the sharks. Well, it's the same shark, but I mean, there's only one shark. And BTW, since when has like a kid maybe not possibly been mistaken for a seal anyway? So how would the shark even know? Yeah, so there's not going to be any seals. The sharks are still going to show up anyway. I love it. Sharks are going to show up anyway. It means by the way. I think we all know. It means by the way. I think we all know. BTW. Here's to swimming with boat-legged women. LOL, LOL. Bye.
OMG. Mikey Show. Hey. Hey, BRB. I'm back. Go ahead. Hey, I just wanted to comment on, like, the seal thing going on. I've been over there in the cove area where you can go snorkeling and stuff, where the seals are almost around. It's not shallow for kids. Yeah. I've been over there, and it's, like, crazy. All right. Let the seals have a little bit of a play. Sharks. Do you have a kid? Do I have a kid? Yeah. You do? So you're not a SWF? The what? Single white female. Nobody's ever. You could still have a kid. Nobody's ever. Oh, I guess you could. Yeah, technically, I guess. That's true.
funny. You guys are cool. Don't encourage them. Alright, I got one for you then. Three baby seals walk into a bar. Stop it. Ridiculous. They're called pups. Mikey Show. So cute. I know. Hello. Hey, how's it going? Good. I just wanted to say, man, that that's a children's pool that was a man-made pool built for kids. You guys, what are we even talking about then? It was built for kids. Mike. It's a man-made swimming pool, okay? It's got a diving board. It does not. They do not throw chlorine tablets in there. Hey, was it really made for kids? Yes. That's why man built it. Yeah, but man built it. But nature took over. Nature took over, bro. If you ask anyone. $10,000 for me by myself. No. But that thing in the head, the tail, the whole damn thing. Dang, Quinn. Ask any five-year-old, hey, do you like those cute little baby seals there? Do you want them gone? I guarantee you they'd all be like, no. I'm cool. I'll go swim somewhere else. I don't think any of them are crying over it. Those tanks are filled with compressed air. Okay. Okay. That's my favorite one. I get it. All yesterday.
I have no control. Mikey, I wish I did. Hey, I got a comment about the children's pool. Go ahead. Hey, you know, Ellen Browning Scripps created a foundation many, many years ago, had that seawall put in so that the children would have a place to swim. The seals started to come in. They fouled it up with their feces so much that they had to stop going there, which is why there's more and more seals there. And it really is, I mean, it's kind of cool. Yeah, they're cute. But if you walk by there, it really is. It does not. You guys, that's not. Wait a second. Hang on. This guy's right. That's not right. They built it for kids. Mike, you'll flip-flop regardless of what somebody said. No, no, no, no. Honestly, honestly, until they said that. Somebody can call in and be like, oh, but Mike, the Seals need a safe place. I think they're sweet. I think they're sweet, but they built it for little kids, you guys. It's a huge tourist attraction. Why do you hate kids? They built it for the little kids. I'd like to ask the kids if they care. That's what I want to know. Do the kids care? Because I bet they don't. I bet they're straight off of swimming in a pool, a beach, an ocean, anywhere. It doesn't matter. It's the lazy parents that don't want to watch him or what? I don't get why they have to swim there. Why are you going to hate on the parents? Well, I'm just wondering why it's a big deal. Died at the age of 103. Not a bad record for this facility. Oh, yes. Quint. Yo, salty dog.
Do you remember the line when he's talking to Chief Brody's wife when he radios in? Oh, and she starts crying? Yeah, and she's freaking out. She walks away. And he says something like, you know, we're doing fine out here. Everybody's fine. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you're talking about. Everything's fine. We're being before dinner. I love that. That's right before he beats. Is that before he beats the radio up with a bat? Yeah. That's a good movie, eh, guys? We should watch it. Oh, yeah. Jaws. You should watch it. It's a really good movie. He's just swimming with boat-legged women. You go into the cage. The cage goes into the water. Then what else is in the water? You go inside the cage. The cage goes in the water. You go in the water. The shark's in the water. Forget it. 13-footer. Three tons of him. Mikey Show. Yeah, I was wondering, is she going to go down there and share some ham with them? That's a good question. They don't eat ham, jerk. Have you offered it to them? What about the meat rat? Ham. Help. Not ham's good. It's Merc Cat. Get it right. Mikey Show. It's your girl. I love her. It's your girl. I do. I care for her a lot. Mikey Show. She needs it. Mikey Show.
Yeah, can I plug my business? If it's a shark hunting expedition, yes. Only then. If you, if your business is making cages for people to go in, to go into the ocean to swim with sharks, then you by all means, you can. $10,000 for me by myself. For that, you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing. Ham. That's enough. Ham, you get ham? Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey Show. I'm going to miss you guys. I'm going on vacation, and I'm already missing you. Oh, where are you going? I'm going to Boston. Yeah, dude. Bye. Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish league. Farewell and adieu. Boston. All right, dude. Have fun over there. City of champions. That's right. Titletown, USA. Have fun. Oh, title. Take a take parade. 570-1053 is our number. Mikey Show, hello. P1 Medic. Hi.
I've got something that will either really piss off Sean. Actually, yeah, I'll probably do that. Back at the sticker strike, I sneezed on him. No, you didn't. On purpose? Well, no, what happened was back then I had like some weird medical thing where. This is not getting better. Where what? I had some weird sickness where my sinuses were actually rotting themselves while trying to replace them. Maybe the grossest thing I've ever heard. At least the top three. What is going on? At least top three. What is going on? At least top three. I got a little bit of blood on him. Okay. All right. He's kidding. Wrong. I don't believe it. He's joking around. He's doing a bit. Thank you. I appreciate the phone call. It was hysterical. That was odd. Mikey Show. Hey, how you doing, Mike? Good. How's it going? What did you guys think of watching Jaws for your 28-hour show? Been there, done that. Been there, done that, buddy. It was the first one we ever did. Sky was bored. In San Jose. She read Cosmo the whole time. I was doing show prep. How many times do I have to tell you? How many times, Mike? Gosh. Gosh. I remember I came in reeking like perfume. Yeah, because you sprayed it after you smoked out. If by perfume you mean marijuana, then yeah, I remember that. In your pajamas. Yes, I remember when you smelled like perfume.
Oh, did somebody light up a big perfume around here? She's the best. Mikey Show, hello. Mikey, I think I got a solution for the seals, man. Okay. Why don't you have, it's a win-win situation. Why don't you have Ashley walk her ugly little dog down there and then the seals will seal. That actually, listen. First of all, my dog kind of looks like a seal, so. I think your dog might be part seal. I think a dog mated with a seal. He seriously has a seal face. Yeah, that's true. She's not ugly, though. Mikey's show, last call. Bring us on. You're disgusting. Hey, what's up, guys? Want to ask a quick question to Shawnee Boy. Shawnee, are you there? What do you call it? I think Sean's gone. Sean's gone, bro. Sean's gone. Zed's dead. Zed's dead, baby. Honey, bunny. Thanks. Lovely and talented Missy is up next. Oh, that's it? Today on the Nooner. That's it? The all-request lunch with Missy is on the Nooner. Enjoy. Hattletown, USA!
See you tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show's out late. Love you, Matt.