The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 06/19/08
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
heat wavePadres vs YankeesVictoria's Secret thong lawsuitEddie's neck biopsyTitanic vs Andes debateTough Love with EddieSean germaphobe prankbangs/hair discussionObama/Michelle Obama discussionoffshore drillingCarMax awardAIS insurance promotion
Host Mikey led the show with regular contributors Eddie, Sean, Ashley, Boston Rob, and Sky, covering topics ranging from Eddie's neck biopsy and a Victoria's Secret thong lawsuit to a Titanic versus Andes survival debate. Eddie shared outrageous Tough Love advice, while a prank caller triggered Sean's germaphobia and prompted an emergency AIDS test. The crew also discussed Ashley's bangs, the heat wave, the Padres' loss to the Yankees, and various listener interactions.
What happened, in order
Bangs McGee hair discussion
The crew debates a mysterious woman with bangs in another studio, eventually confirming she cut her own bangs and praising the look.
Victoria's Secret thong lawsuit intro
The show opens the phone lines to discuss a Los Angeles woman's lawsuit claiming a decorative metal piece from a Victoria's Secret thong flew off and struck her in the eye.
Eddie's neck biopsy revelation
Eddie reveals he had a biopsy on a skin lesion on his neck, describing the procedure with a huge needle and a resulting hole.
Biopsy results and thong segue
Eddie says he'll get biopsy results in a couple weeks, jokes about swallowing the tissue, then transitions to the Victoria's Secret thong injury story.
Thong injury details
The L.A. woman, who works for the L.A. Department of Transportation, explains how a metallic piece from a defective low-rise V-string hit her eye, causing a corneal abrasion.
Titanic vs. Andes random debate
Listeners debate whether they'd rather be a random passenger on the Titanic or a survivor of the Andes plane crash, weighing drowning, cold, and cannibalism.
Sean's germaphobe sneeze prank
A caller pretends to have sneezed blood on Sean, triggering Sean's germaphobia and leading him to seek an emergency AIDS test.
Tough Love with Eddie advice
Eddie gives outrageous advice to a listener with a slobbish roommate, suggesting feeding him Texas tomatoes and injecting his water with Visine to make him lose water weight.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSeanAshleyBoston RobSkyRoosevelt Zethian Oates III JrZethTiger WoodsCharlie SheenDenise RichardsBarack ObamaMichelle ObamaHillary Clinton
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Let's get this thing going. It's 6-0-3. This heat wave is going to continue through Saturday. We should hopefully start to see cooler temperatures on Sunday. The Padres are not really enjoying their stay in New York. They lost again to the Yankees 8-5 yesterday. I didn't spend a lot of time outside yesterday. When did it start? When did the heat wave start? Yesterday? No. When did it really start to get hot? I think Tuesday. Really? I thought yesterday was crazy hot. Well, I guess for me in Escondido, it's different from a lot of people who are closer to the coast. But, you know, we've been in the 90s pretty much all week. You know, the money makes you hotter, Mike. Wow. That's right. I mean, right out of the gate, Rob. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm fighting it back. I thought that was well played. I was fighting it back. I mean, I just couldn't. He was looking at his pot odds. Is that what they call it? You know, you're looking at. Yeah. I'm so high up on my pedestal. Oh, wow. I know. Oh, my God. Heat does rise. Heat does rise. Got Tourette's. Got Tourette's. Oh, I'm like schizophrenic right now. What? Fighting off that bad person. When you have the oven on and you're baking your ham, Mike, and it gets warm. Sky, I think you look beautiful today. Thank you, Mike. Here we go. Give you a little dash of love. You're my friend, Mike. You're my friend. I'm like.
Girls are exquisite today. Good cop, bad cop. Yes. Has anyone taken a look in the other studio today? Can I help you? Bangs over here? What's going on? Bangs McGee. Can I help you? Has anyone seen Bangs McGee today? She bangs. Wow. I like her bangs. Okay, we'll get to that. What is going on in that studio? There's a girl in there. It's not the girl I know. Can I help you? Who's that, Eddie? What's that? There's bangs in there. That's a model. All right. What's up? Can I help you with their problem? Well, we got a different looking gal in there with the bangs is what I see. Did you just do that or what? You didn't go to any place, right? You didn't go to a hairstylist. You did that yourself, right? Oh, my God. What about the flow be? I don't know. I can't tell. Look at the shine on the blonde. Look at the shine on the blonde. So she got it done.
I cut my own bangs. Are you crazy? No, I didn't know if they were cut. I didn't know if they were cut or if you styled it. Okay. And that's a good thing to know, right? Like, I should have known. You should have known. Yes. Well, I can tell they're cut. You're the worst. No, you cut it. She didn't even sit. Oh, yeah, she did. Yeah, she did. I just looked on her sheet. I was like, she didn't say she got her hair did. And then I looked on her and it's like, yeah, she got her hair did. She got her hair did. I started that one off wrong, didn't I? Not a good start. Oh, no. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. Thanks. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. Thanks. It's beautiful. Thanks. Welcome to the program. I'm Mikey. My name is Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 38. And I have a bald dome. And that's because I shave it. Shave it nice and, you know, smooth. It's hot. You do not have bangs. I do not have bangs. How disgusting is it, by the way, that the floodwaters out in the Midwest are like getting, you know, they're like washing all the gross stuff up. Well, yeah, and especially because in the Midwest there's so much farming. There's so much animal feces and so many chemicals. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah. And that's like somebody's house. That's not good. That is not good. We got to figure out what to do about that, man. Let's figure it out. We should figure that out.
Like right away. You can call us, too. 570-1053. We'd love to hear from you. Uh-oh. I got Sean started on the wrong... Everybody's just having a rough morning. I know it. What's going on? Well, Sean is a germaphobe, so we know that one got him. Cannonball! Boss and Rob went right after Sky. First thing. We didn't even know what that was about. It was a sucker punch. Oh, man. And then, to add insult to injury, I didn't recognize that Ashley had her hair dead. All right, come back tomorrow. That's crazy. So let's try to write this train right away. Eddie is our producer, our sports guy. He's a handsome man, and he knows a lot about sports. You know what I mean? How do you like that one? This guy's our news girl. Oh, by the way. Okay, let me do quick introductions. We've got to talk to Eddie. Sky's our news girl. She's 30. She is a wonderful person and is Irish by, you know, descent. Thank you. And a great advice giver. That's right. That's right. She is. I mean that. Why did? Yeah. He's trying to make up. Where's the joke? Yeah, where is the joke? No, no joke. I've asked her for advice many times. He's trying to make up with you. Oh. He's nice, though.
Sean is our sound effects guy. He's a germaphobe, and he's very clean shaven. That's what I can tell you about him. Ashley is our assistant producer. She got her hair did, and it's really gorgeous. It's really nice, and it's got blonde, and it just looks really good. Thank you. You're very welcome. Boston Rob is our sound effects guy. Boston tattooed on his neck, and pretty much that says it all. Sound effects. That's right. Did I say he was our sound effects? That's crazy. He's actually our phone screener. That's what I meant to say. He's actually our phone screener and singer-songwriter. He writes songs. Also, we have a seventh person on the show, and his name is Roosevelt Zethian Oates III, Jr. That's right. Look at him. Aw, so cute. And Zeth, just remember, with that particular mic, that's right. I just want to change the mic. I really do. I want to swap that mic out for one that you don't. How about all of them? Yeah. Well, those are apparently, I found this out. The mic that Sky, that you're using, and the mic that Eddie's using are brand new. I found that out.
So I don't know if it's that they're tuned, you know, in a way that isn't. They got a Costco 20 pack. Maybe that's it. Like 20. Yeah. 20 mics came in one, you know, package. $5.99. Yeah. Zeth is the youngest person on the show. He's only 23. He's a baby. He's a baby boy. He's a baby. And our text number. Let me give that to you right away. It's 35253. So you can text us if you're not. A member of the Mikey Show P1 Text Army, all you need to do is text the word Mikey to 35253. It'll walk through this process, say, do you want to do this? And you go, yeah, totally. And it goes, okay, sure. And you're like, yeah, I'm totally sure. And then it goes, okay, now you're in the club. And then you can just start doing it. You know, you can start texting us all the time. All the time. So get up with that. 570-1053. Open phones, beginning and end of every show. So let's.
Open them up and let you talk about anything you'd like. What should we talk about? First thing out of the gate, what should be the topic of discussion? I can go in a few different areas. One area that I think is pretty interesting is the woman that was injured by the Victoria's Secret thong. It happens. But before we go there, I would like to ask Eddie a question. Sure. What is going on with... Your neck. What is going on with your neck? What? What's the big deal? I had surgery yesterday. Okay. See, I, Sky. What's the big deal? What is he talking about today? What? Now, let me tell you something. Uh, Eddie. Do you see that he's got one of those round band-aids on his neck? He's now waving at everyone in the studio and kissing like he's on a float. This is, let me just read from Eddie's message that he sent to me. Sweet bird.
It says, biopsy on my skin, on a skin thing on my neck. They full-on cut it out. I have a nice-sized hole in my neck now. I almost sent Skye an instant message because she knows Eddie. Oh, yes, she does. And so I almost sent her an instant message saying, Skye, what's going on with Eddie's neck? This is the first I've heard of it. Ah, yeah. This is the first I've heard of any such thing. Hi. What is going on with your... What is going on with your neck? Well, guys, you know, I liken myself a lot to Tiger Woods. Oh, wow. You probably shouldn't. You probably shouldn't. The guy played the U.S. Open injured, and I'm here today after surgery. Wow, that's amazing. That is amazing.
Like, if you got a scrape on your hand, you'd use that band-aid. If she's going to act like this, I can. Well, I mean, maybe it's crazy under that little dime-sized band-aid. Maybe it's crazy under that. You don't know. I don't know. Maybe that hole goes all the way to his soul. I'm not sure. You have no idea whether or not this was general anesthesia. She's not concerned. I am. I am concerned. I am concerned. I am concerned. I want to see what the biopsy shows. You know what a biopsy is? Yes. It's crazy. Yeah. They take it out. Okay, this is what I'd like to know. I'd like to know, first of all, if you noticed it. Okay, I'm just going to ask you questions, and I'd like you to answer. Sure, sure. Break it down. Sure, Mike. Please, Mike. I'd be happy to answer any questions. When did you notice something unusual on your neck? A few weeks ago. Okay, and next question. Yes. Why did you not mention this to one of your friends? Because it's no big deal. I get that. No, he had surgery yesterday. How could it be no big deal? Right. Okay, next question. Yeah. When did you make an appointment with a doctor? Last week. Okay, okay, okay. Why did you not tell anybody, meaning your friends, that you'd made an appointment with a doctor to see about something on your neck?
Because it's no big deal. Okay. All right, all right. And so then the appointment was yesterday. Right, yeah. Okay, and what did this thing, what was it like? It went into the dermatologist. No, no, no, before we get there. What was this thing that you found on your neck? Tell us about it. Like, why were you concerned? It was like a, almost like a skin tag, but I didn't know for sure. I don't know what that is. It's just like a piece of skin. Okay. It was kind of weird. Okay. It's kind of like a flesh-colored mole. Yeah. It's like rays. I wasn't sure what the deal was. So I was like, oh, I'll go have it checked out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No big deal. Sure, sure. No big deal. So they go into the dermatologist. They take a look at it and say, all right, well, we're going to cut that out of you. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. And they brought out a needle about that big. No, they didn't. About that big. That was about 12 inches. That was big. Because they got to numb it. It's huge. It's like a five-foot needle. It's the biggest needle I've ever seen. That's weird. He must have had to stand in another room to inject you with that. Yeah. Well, the doctor was in Kearney Mesa. Yes. But Eddie was in Claremont. So that was a weird thing.
So he jabs his needle into my neck and numbs it. No, Mike. You weren't fast enough, Scott. That would have been nice. Gets a pair of tweezers, grabs it, scalpel, slice. Boom. You're done. I got a hole in my neck. Okay. That was pretty cool. Did he stitch anything? No. How long was it numb? I don't know. It really wasn't that bad. It was no big deal. It tripped me out. Yeah. You weren't expecting that. I wasn't really expecting it. Scalpel to the neck. No. Are you on some cool meds? What's up? Yeah, what are they giving you? Nothing. What? Are you on OxyContin? Is that what you're telling us? Is that what you're telling us? I'm not like Rob. I don't cry when I have surgery. I'm fine. I'm fine. Let me see that band-aid. Let me see that band-aid, tough guy.
I'm sorry. It's so small I can't see it from over here, you baby. I'm a baby. You've been crying for three minutes. I got four stitches in the back of my mouth. I got two holes the size of dimes, dude. I can't eat anything. The size of dimes? Yeah. Two holes in the back. I had my wisdom teeth out. And was back to work the next day. Really? Did you get knocked out? Yeah, I was unconscious. You're scared of the dentist? All right, you're both very tough. You're both very tough and rugged and masculine. You're both very, very masculine. Very masculine. I win again. I win again. Why does Ron Paul do that? Every time. I'm not going to let you insult my heritage. Every single time. Heritage. Don't you insult my coat of arms. How many years has Rob been working for us? Over three. For about three years, Eddie, it's been like this. It's like a guy roping a calf that never turns into a bull. It's like he's roping a calf. The calf never grows up.
It's always a calf. It's so easy. It's so easy. He ropes him every time. Throws him on the ground. Gosh, that's fun. Ties that thing around its feet in about four seconds. And the calf never moves. It's weird. You think he does. It's so weird. I'm fine, guys. Don't worry about me. We're not. I'll get through this. When do you find out the results of the biopsy? I don't know, like a couple weeks. Who cares? Well, you could care. You could need to care. Really? Yeah. He said no about it. Don't worry about it. You're all good. It could be cancer. In fact, he goes, no, I'm not kidding. Listen, don't worry about it. He popped it in his mouth. He swallowed it. He goes, you get out of here, you rascal. Put it in like a dip. Yeah. Would I be able to do this? Please don't do that. If there was something wrong. Wow. So that is news. That is news. Wasn't expecting that. I was not. So how about the lady that injured herself with the thong? Yeah, how about that? How about it? Listen to her lawyer, cut 36. She has a cut to her cornea. Basically, it's a corneal abrasion. It's a pretty severe cut. Had it gone a centimeter one way or the other, you could have blinded her out. What the hell? Sky, what's going on with this story? Well...
L.A. woman, she actually works for L.A.'s Department of Transportation, has filed a lawsuit against Victoria's Secret claiming that she was hurt by a defective low-rise V-string from their sexy little thing line. Yes. And she claims that a decorative metallic piece flew off a pair of thong underwear as she was putting them on and struck her in the eye. How is that even trajectory possible? Like maybe it bounced off something? I don't know. Yeah, because I would think that the dong kind of works like a slingshot, you know? So she is suing for unspecified monetary damages. I wonder how much that's worth, you know? Yeah. Well, she could have been blinded, Mike. No, she could have been killed. Let's be honest. She could have killed her. Crazy. So Ashley says that she started sorting through her mail, literally mail. That dated back to January. What? But it only took her half an hour. All the way down here. She doesn't leave her mail every day? Yeah, like Ash. This does not include bills, obviously. No. Well, all my bills are through, like, automatic. So what mail do you get? Like, that's the thing. It's fan mail mostly. I'll check my mail. Stalker mail. Organize it into stalker, regular fan, super fan.
Well, this is what I was thinking yesterday because as I was going through all of it, like, it's all mail that, like, I need to sort through, maybe save, organize, recycle. It's mail that I don't want to just toss all willy-nilly in the trash. But I'm, like, know that it's not mandatory that I open it now. What would that be? An HOA payment I get in the mail. That would go into the thing? My HOA payment is something that I'll handle right away. Okay. Obviously. Right. Other things, like, things that I'll get that I'll just put off is, like, my Washington Mutual statement. Like, I like to save those. But I was thinking yesterday, Sky, I was like, gosh, I'm getting all these paper bills in the mail. I should email or get a contact with Washington Mutual and tell them not to mail me the paper bill anymore. I can just look online. It'll save paper. So give me an example. What is some of the stuff that you have in this old mail thing? Well, I have Washington Mutual things, receipts, manuals, warranties. Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop. Receipts. Receipts? Yeah. You get mailed receipts? No, but that was in the pile. The pile was this big. I'm not kidding. But it's mail, right? Yeah. It's mail. A lot of it is, like, recyclable mail, like Henry's, you know, sales, bonds, sales. You keep the junk mail? Well, I am so lazy that I don't even go through the junk mail to see if there's maybe something important inside of it that I should save, like, or document or, like, file.
So I'll just put it all in the, like, old mail pile until I want to deal with it later. Has your boyfriend, Mark, seen that you do this yet? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's really bad. Has he made any passive-aggressive comments yet to get you to stop? Yeah. Has he said something like, wow, look at that mail. It's, you know, man, have you started using that as a ladder yet? Like, he'll, like, if we, like, write each other notes in the morning and I'll get home from work and there'll be a note that's like, hey, what's up with this? Like, arrow. And there's just a huge pile of. He wants you to be normal so bad. He really does. And he tries so hard. Well, you know. It's very sweet. You should write him a letter and let him know that, you know, this, you are you. And, you know, how's he going to change her, though? He's got to work at it. Someone's got to. I just went through a lot of, like my mortgage payment. I get that in the mail. I get my. Like the statement? My SDG&E bill. The statement, not the bill. Right, the statement. Gotcha. SDG&E bill. These are things I like to file. You can file anything. I file all of it. You just have it in a long time. Yeah, my paychecks, which I just, like, will bring home, toss in the mail pile. Oh, my. So I have to file all these and save them. Organize them. I can't. That's what you do, right? No, no, I sure do not. I sure do not. Just cards I might get from, like, my mom or my best friend in Idaho, Jillian.
This would truly upset my wife. Yeah. It was crazy, Mike. Mine too. Dude, when I go home now, my wife has this basket underneath the kitchen island. And the basket is for, like, my stuff. Keys. Oh, nice. Watch. Nicely played. You know, because when I get home... I take my watch off. I take my ring off. I take everything off, okay? Your wedding ring? Yeah. I like to be free of stuff on my body. I don't like to have stuff on. Okay. So I take everything off. A lot of people wear their wedding ring all the time. Yeah. But I take it off. Okay. I only wear it when, you know, I need to let all the crazy ladies know. Yeah, hey. All the lovely ladies of the world. This guy's taken, okay? Right. Off the market. Off the market. Yeah. So, yeah, I put it in the basket. Put it in the stuff basket. And sometimes when I'm looking for something, I can't find it. I go, oh, I bet it's in the stuff basket. Wow. There it is. Way to go, Rebecca. She's got it all organized, man. Very smart. Figured you out. Awesome. Sounds like somebody needs a stuff basket. Somebody needs a Rebecca. That's right. Yeah, that's true. I'm really sick of, like, getting all this paper stuff in the mail that I just don't really need it to waste a paper. So I'm really going to look into, like.
Letting Washington Mutual, STG&E, my mortgage company all know that I don't need the freaking paper bills. My Honda payment. I don't need any of those in the bill. I pay it all online. Everything except for my HOA. It's a freaking dress and leggings. P1 Sparky. Yeah, what's up? What's going on, dude? Hey, I was just listening. I'm the exact same way. I just yesterday went through a stack of mail from November. And the only thing that was important was my car registration. I used to be in a relationship, and she would go through the mail for me. Yeah. Now that I'm single, it doesn't really matter. Yeah, you got to figure that stuff out for sure. Yeah. How do you live? I couldn't handle it. Thank you, bro. I freak out. The Padres are not enjoying New York. They're not. Well, maybe they're checking out the sites and stuff because that's fun. Yeah, maybe taking the tours and stuff. Yeah. But, I mean, even Jake Keeve yesterday could not. Get it done. And the club didn't help him. I mean, a couple of errors. And, you know, it just wasn't good. Yeah. And they lost. But Chase Headley hit his first career home run. That's kind of good. Yeah. He's a big Padres prospect. Sure. Awesome. Big club. So hopefully he'll help out a little bit. Eight to five loss. Ouch. Yeah, eight to five loss to the Yankees. Those Yankees are really good. Just ask Boston Rob, man. Well, they won six in a row. That's right. I'd be a little nervous if I were up.
Particular fan? If you were in the AL East. Well, Mike, tradition usually shows that those Yankees are tough to beat. Tough one to beat, that's for sure. Especially if you're their rival like the Boston Red Sox. Especially. Like in 2004 when we came back and had the greatest comeback ever. That's right. You guys remember that? Four years ago they did that. 86 years before that. Yeah, yeah. What happened in 2007? Yeah, I would name one year. I'm rooting for the Padres to beat the game. I'm rooting for the Padres to try to get one win on the game. That may have been a record for you. That roping just happened. That was about a second and a half. Jerk, I don't like him insulting my team. I didn't think he'd have to come out on your team. Did I say one thing about the Red Sox? I don't know that he's ever been around. He hasn't been able to do it. Now, how do you feel? Tell you what. I accept your apologies. It's funny, I didn't hear him. We're good, we're friends again. Let's see what else is going on. Is this going to happen all day? No.
We'll eventually learn. Let's see. Americans drive 1.4 billion fewer highway miles or drove 1.4 billion fewer highway miles in April. Yeah, than they did in the previous year. So, yeah, that's the sixth month in a row that, you know, that there's been a drop in amount of miles driven by Americans and gas prices. Dude. It makes me think we're headed towards, like, Mad Max, man. Yeah. Definitely. Gas is, like, the most valuable thing in the world. Well, if we get off fossil fuels, Mike. I'm down. Yeah. We'll have that problem. I'm down. That's why we can't vote for McCain. Oh, God. McCain is on the global warming train as well. His solution is offshore drilling, Mike. Oh, good. Yeah, let's stay dependent on gasoline. Honestly. That's a great idea. Honestly, I haven't heard.
that McCain, does he support California offshore drilling? Yes. I haven't heard that. He says if he becomes president, yes, drilling off both the east and west coast. I don't think that's the solution. That is definitely not the solution. I don't think that's a solution. But the problem is that I can't find a candidate that I, he's the lesser of the two evils for me. I like McCain. You love Obama, remember? I do not love Obama. Oh, my brother. Really? Oh, yeah. He's a huge fan of Obama. He's like, he is participating in the Obama campaign. Super fan. Do you spell what Barack is cooking? I mean, he really is. He's really, really into it. Yeah. And so as a result, he's like campaigning and doing stuff for Barack Obama. And I think it's, like, really cute, you know? It's awesome. I think it's really cute. Him and Blunder. That's right. Taking on the world. And I tell him that all the time. Yeah, Blunder does it, too. The afternoon guy. What do they call him now? Producer Rick? No. I think so, yeah. Yes. What? Yeah, with BC and Clint. Is that right? Yeah, he goes by Producer Rick. Oh, that's awful. He's an Obama supporter. Go back to Boy Blunder. I know it. I know it. Oh, I'm too good for that. I'm the producer now.
He doesn't like that boy Blunder stuff. I don't want to have a memorable name. Oh. So he's producer Rick. Oh, I forgot. They're both into Obama. Yeah, working for the campaign. This guy likes Obama. I really do. Right? Yeah. What about you, Sean? Were you more of a Hillary guy? So neither candidate is your candidate? I don't really like anyone. Who are you going to vote for? Didn't he say you preferred McCain? Yeah, I mean, you know. I don't know what I'm going to do, to be honest. Really? Yeah. This is going to be fun to watch. Yeah. This is going to be really fun to watch. 570-1053 is the phone number and beginning and end of every show. Give us calls, man. Phones are quiet. I don't know what's up. Let's see. I'm going to read you this email. This back and forth between me and my brother. About Obama? Mm-hmm.
When did this take place? Well, over the course. It was just one email to me and one email back to him. He wanted me to watch a video. And it's a very, very, very, very, very well-produced video with movie stars in it. Jessica Alba is in it. And it's so well put together. When I mention it, some of you that are listening, you'll go, oh, yeah, I've seen that. It's the Obama video. Have you seen this guy or heard of it? No. It's black and white, and it embodies what he embodies. It just makes you start going, oh, wow. Like, you get into it, and it's this Obama, Obama. And, like, as the music is going, and, well, see, now that's the point. It's kind of what I wrote to my brother. It's flashy. That's the point. It's flashy, and instantly, before hearing anything about content about.
Obama, people go right on. I'm in. I'm in. It doesn't say it, but you like the way it makes you feel. Yeah. It does make you feel good. It's looking good like Obama. Yeah. And so that's exactly. And so I wrote my brother back and I responded to that part of it. And so. He wrote me back and we kind of had this little back and forth. Anyway, I'll tell you about it in a minute. Here's what we have on the show for you today. First of all, text us 35253 is our text number. And we got audio coming up. Where is our governor? Where does he stand on offshore drilling? We got audio of him responding to that. More machines. Word yes. The answer to the question lies in the machines. Matt Damon. Sweet Bella. We're also going to be doing something on the show today called Tough Love with Eddie. Let's see. What else we got? We got a random bait coming up for you. We got audio of Michelle Obama being asked if Hillary should be Barack's running bait. How will she answer that? How will she answer that?
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That's flat out weird. Yeah. He's a witch. Charlie Sheen apologizes for calling Denise Richards the N-word. Could this story get any weirder? It's the weirdest, strangest relationship. And did he do that? This was about three and a half years ago. But this voicemail has just recently made its way onto the internet. And so Charlie Sheen has... You know, had to issue an apology to Denise and also to his best friend, who is an African-American guy, for using this word. A small transcript of that portion of the voicemail contains the F word 12 times and one time the N word. So she saved it. Well, I don't know who else could have saved it, Mike. And then what do you do? Like, do you call whoever? I don't know what.
news agency or whatever and go, here's how you access my cell phone. Here's how you get the message off. Here's I mean, otherwise, how do you do it? Or potentially, how much are you willing to pay me for a voicemail that has Charlie Sheen? That's brutal. Yeah. And now I was right about to say, you know, does anybody want to hear it? And I realized now I think everybody does. I think everybody wants to hear it because, you know, we're lawyers. But that's a creepy thing. 570-1053 is our phone number. People are calling in and have questions. P1 Ender. Hey, what's up, Mikey? What's up, dude? Hey, I just wanted to challenge the Oracle to a little pop culture trivia this Friday. Wow. Pop culture trivia? We haven't played pop culture trivia in forever. That's what I'm saying. We need to bring it back. Eddie, did you hear him? Yeah, I'm kind of in shock. I don't know. He doesn't even know how to respond. Like tomorrow? Yeah, why tomorrow? Well, it doesn't have to be tomorrow. It could be Monday, but I'm just saying, you know, if he knows his stuff, he should be ready by tomorrow, right? I don't even need to be ready by tomorrow. Yeah, it's all in my head. What am I going to do, study? Yeah, Eddie doesn't have a pop culture textbook. No. I tell you what, why don't you throw a pop culture question at Eddie? He'll throw a pop culture question at you. All right, am I going first? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, hold up.
What are you doing? He's got to think of a question. Oh, I thought he was going to his pop culture textbook. I'm like, what has he got? Popculture.com? I don't know. You're putting me on the spot. Well, yeah, you're putting Eddie on the spot. What do you think you did? Yeah, on Friday, I need to look at my pop culture textbook. What is your pop culture textbook? OK Magazine. How about that? Is that right? OK Magazine? Me and I are going to get together for a little girl date, you know. There you go. Look at your pop culture textbook and then call us back. Hey, you got it. All right, cool. That was weird. P1 John. Hey, Mikey, how's it going? Good, man. What's up? Hey, I've got the perfect challenge for Boston Rob and Eddie. Yeah, for their next challenge. Yeah. What do you got? My brother and I are with Team Northcutt, and we do the demolition derby at the Del Mar Fair. Mm-hmm. We are currently building the VIP cars for WGAF, which basically, in order to get a VIP car, you just have to be very popular in the city of San Diego. Okay. WGAF. Sir, we don't know what WGAF is. What is that? It's basically everybody that puts on the monster truck rallies, so on and so forth, things like that. Uh-huh. It's just the name of the company. It's WGAF. Okay. Once you sign up with them.
WGAS.com. Bro, bro. Is Rob screening calls? I don't know what's going on right now. It's open phones, man. Okay, okay. I just, I don't understand. Just get to your point, sir. Yes, sir. He was so much better than me. Like, he was brief, just say, and then went on. Go ahead, sir. This is confusing. Basically, Boston Rob and Eddie would get to do a demolition derby with a bunch of other people, and they'd be able to compete crashing into each other with cars. to see who's the better driver, who can get their car to last longer. Sounds dangerous. Well, the only thing... Now, wait a minute. Now, wait. This is, like, actual real cars? This is real cars. My brother and I are currently building them. We're on our way to India, California right now to pick up two more cars as we speak. I'm on the road. Yeah. Wouldn't it be awesome if you could get, like, you know, Pinky Tuscadero, Leather Tuscadero. You know, each of you get one. And then go for the Malachi Brothers would be cool. Awesome. I'd love to. Eddie, you would do it? In a heartbeat. What about you, Rob? Oh, dude, get to wreck a car? Come on, man. That sounds awesome. Do it legally? That sounds awesome. Hey, John, that sounds pretty good. Why don't you send us some info on it because it sounds kind of fun. Okay, and where do I need to send all that? Send it to, let me put you on hold. Okay. Rob, give him information on how to get a hold of us. That sounds kind of fun.
It's going to cool down Sunday, but it's going to be hot until then. All this heat wave stuff that we're going through is going to stick around until Sunday. Probably today we're going to be seeing 80s at the coast and 100 inland. Jeez. That's crazy. It's a warm one. It's going to be really hot. In Alpine, there was this dude that's really upset about the gas prices, so what he decided to do is ride his horse on the 8. He's upset. Nice. He said, I'm going to do something about it. Love it. Yeah. He rode his horse yesterday on the 8 carrying a sign that said, thanks, U.S. government. Fuel prices and the housing crisis is making me go back to real horsepower. And he's trying to get together a group of, like, hundreds of people in East County to get on their horses and stage a protest similar to that. That's funny. Yeah. The Godfather Riders estate sues Paramount. Over that video game. Really? You would think they would know about it. You would think they'd have to get licensed for all that. Yeah, the son of the guy who wrote The Godfather is suing Paramount on behalf of his father's estate, saying that they didn't get any money from The Godfather video game. So he is suing... How? Well, the studio owns probably all the rights to everything. So, I mean, if they didn't, you know, include, what's his name, Mario Puzo.
Yeah. What's the kid's name? It just says Mario Puzo's son. Mario Puzo. Mario Puzo. But he wants a million bucks plus interest and attorney fees. And like Eddie said, sold the film rights to Paramount. But is that the same, you know, as like video game rights? All that stuff. Eddie, what would you say about that? What do you think is fair? I mean, they should give him a piece of the pie. I mean, absolutely. I mean, it's his characters. You know, it's his story. All that stuff. Yeah, for sure. And hit. Well, now, his pop's gone now, but it's still his because it's his kid. Yeah, they own the rights. Yeah, that's for the estate is suing. Tori Spelling's dog, Mimi LaRue, has died. It's very sad news that everybody needs to know. I don't know if you guys want to send cards and letters or whatever. Yeah, you see Mimi in a lot of the pictures for, you know, her reality show. You know, she always includes Mimi. And, yeah, Mimi was 11 years old and died of natural causes. Tori says they're planning a small service with her clothes. Eddie, if you were a friend of Tori Spelling's, would you go to the funeral for a dog? You're giving me a look like an uh-uh.
Even if you were bros, question. This is an impossible question. It's like the ultimate brain tease. If Tango or Logan passed, would you go? Go where? If I had a service. If she had a service. Do what? We would bury them in the yard. We would say some fine words. Thank you, Mike. I really would. I would not go ever. No way. I believe you would. What if I served those mini corndogs? Now that's an impossible question. What if she served a crock pot full of those little Vienna sausages with the onion and the barbecue sauce and toothpicks and toothpicks? I make those. So good. Yeah, I'll ask you to bring those, actually. What? Now I got to bring food? No way, Jose. Everybody loves them. I have a question for Sky. I have a question for Sky. Yes. Would you be upset if...
If someone didn't get emotional at this service, would you mentally mark that? I wouldn't get upset if somebody didn't get emotional, but I would get upset if somebody, like, was cracking jokes and, like, being inappropriate. Dude, you don't want me there. Somebody. You don't want me there. Yes, somebody. What would be the proper attire for a pet funeral? Tuxedo. Dress casual. No, no. Eddie rings the doorbell. You open the door and you're standing in a tux. I mean, I would appreciate that. I wouldn't object to that, but I'd say dressy casual. Oh. You know, maybe some nice jeans and a button-up or something. Nice jeans. Nice shoes. Can you imagine? They're not. They're animals. They are members of my family. I understand. We're animals. Five threes are text number. Our phone number is 570-1053. And I just want to let you know that we're going to be doing a random debate. So you can text us about this or you can call us about this. But here is the question. Here's the random debate. Would you rather be a random person on the Titanic? And what I mean by that is pretend that you got a stack of cards. Okay, 52 cards, all right? However many people there were on the Titanic. And you write your name on one of them.
And then you take those cards and you go, and you flip them. Okay. You can be any one of those people that were on the Titanic. So I don't know if I survived or I got off. You may live. You may be one of the people in the rowboat. You may not be one of the people in the rowboat. All right. Or would you rather be one of the people that crashed in the Andes Mountains on that airplane that they made the movie Alive about? One of the survivors? Well, if you remember, Eddie, the survivors had to eat the other passengers because, because, because, because the wonderful things he does. That's true. Because they were in the snow. It's what it came to. It's what it came to. It's what it came to. I'm guaranteed to live, but I gotta eat dead guys. You're guaranteed to live. Or...
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It's kind of easy for me, too. Eddie. Well, for me, I think, you know, it was like women and children went first in the Titanic. And so me being a male, I don't think I have a good chance of surviving the Titanic crash. So I'm eating people and I am living on a lie. Oh, my. That's right, baby. You're crazy. Oh, my. I'll do the cut. Okay, Eddie, thank you. Please, please. Yeah, this one was kind of easy for me, too. I think. That if I was on the Titanic, I'm going to be one of those Irish people that were trapped below. If you've seen the documentary with Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio. That's not a documentary. You know, the Irish people were down below and they were locked in. And that is like a fear of mine because you're locked in. It's claustrophobic. And then you're drowning. There's water coming in. You have nowhere to go. Yeah. So I would definitely be one of those people. You're not definitely. I mean, women and children were saved first. But not the Irish.
Did you see the documentary? I did not see the documentary. I didn't see the documentary. She's like, well, Skye, not a documentary. Skye, just put your bib on then. Well, yeah. And, you know, get some salt and pepper. Oh, wait, there's not any. I do eat meat, but I believe eating meat is gross. This is, like, a living thing. Say that clip. This is a living thing. So, really, to, like, eat a... No, I mean, like, any meat has at one time a living thing is what I'm saying. Well, one time, yeah, but they were dead. Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying. So, to me, like, eating human meat isn't really a stretch. Okay. As crazy as everybody thinks. I don't know. Oh, my God. I mean, if I needed to survive and they're already dead. We had to have Ralph Rubio. What are you going to do? That's what I'm saying. I think it's gross already. And personally deliver Rubio's fish tacos. I think it's gross already. For her to even try it. For her to try it. See? It's already gross. So what's the difference? They're both gross.
She'll go for it. I'm not buying it. I can't. This one says, Mikey, definitely the mountains. Chances of survival are much easier on land. It's P1 Alex. Well, we're guaranteed to live. Mike said that we want to be one of the survivors. It would suck that month or whatever they were out there. It would suck. But at least I'd be alive. Titanic, you don't know. Who knows? Chances are you're doing an Irish jig down below the sky. That's what I'm saying. This one says, Mikey, I would want to be on the plane. You never want to be cold and wet. That's P1 Eric. Great point. He kind of would be cold and wet in the snow. This text says, Mikey, I'd choose cold, watery death over cannibalism any day. I agree. Wow. 570-1053 or text us at 35253. You know what I could not do, though? What, Rob? Just go through that plane crash. Oh, yeah, I know. That's another part of it. That's why I would have to take the Titanic. So you could go through a sinking of a giant spider. Did you see the documentary when the butt of the boat's up and it's going down? Oscar nominated. Special effects. It really was. It's freaky, man. About three times in the theater. The difference is about like two miles in the air, dude. That plane crash was like. You're all right, though. Oh, I would die of shock.
I would. I wouldn't make it. What if you saw the boat crack in half? You wouldn't? The boat, like, it's, like, real slow and ee, uh, and you're like, ah, and everyone's got a lot of time. Pee-hoo. Pee-hoo and Ginger, are you there? Dave Matthews was on that boat. Ginger, what would you do? Well, I just want to say it's a logical choice that Sky would choose to eat the people because they say that humans taste exactly like pork, so ham. Oh, wow. I didn't know that. Nobody says that. I didn't know that. Nobody says that. You just made that up. I love plenty of documentaries. That's right. Are you serious? That's right. Come get some ham. Thank you very much. P1 Navy Doc. I definitely go with Scott and Eddie on this one. At least if you're cold in the mountains, you'll go numb.
Well, you're going to go numb in the water in the freezing Atlantic. You're going to go numb. In fact, when you're out there in the Andes, if you go numb, it's called frostbite, and then the stuff turns black and falls off. That's true, too, but at least you're going to suffocate. Listen, I think that the suffering on the Titanic would be, you know, like momentary. In other words, you're in the freezing water, whatever. That Andes stuff, man, that was a month. But you live. It was a month. But you live. and they make a movie about you. Well, you could live on the Titanic, too. You could be one of the people that gets to be in the rowboat. But chances are, maybe. Yeah, the percentage of people. I mean, the odds are not in your favor. I would never want to drown them. No, no, no. I hear it's the worst way. Yeah, it's supposed to be pretty bad. Who do you hear that from, dead people? Day.com? Yes. Pretty good random debate. I don't know, man. It seems pretty bad either way. But I would still. No way, man. I don't want to eat people. But you eat some funky stuff, man. I do. I do, but I get to season it. So if you had seasoning, would you eat people? Can I cook it? Of course. I can? Yeah. Oh, you didn't say that. Not at the Andes, but. Oh, you can? No. They didn't have a Weber out there? No. I never saw that documentary, so I don't know. Can't do it then. It's gross. These are just movies. Oh, I never saw it. It's too gross.
Speaking of, that tomato thing, the salmonella with the tomato thing, now 383 people. Now, is this across U.S.? Is this across U.S.? Yeah. 383 people. Yeah. That's 106 more people that... than were known about earlier in the week, 106 new cases. But they say these people have been sick for a while. It's not like they just got sick. It's just that their numbers were just added to the total. Again, it's involving salmonella connected to raw red plum tomatoes, red Roma, and round red tomatoes. But if you've, you know, been to a fast food place or wherever lately, you'll notice they're starting to serve tomatoes again. Really? So even though they haven't pinpointed the source, and they don't really know, but they're serving tomatoes again. This guy, you don't eat them. No, I'm good anyways because I don't eat tomatoes, so it's not a problem for me. You eat raw tomatoes, Eddie? Yep, all the time. Would you take them off? No. No? I don't care. Do you figure if they're selling them, they must be safe? Absolutely. I'm taking the risk. Yeah. Why not? It wasn't too good. Why not? Go for it. If you brought in a tomato right now, I would bite into it and be fine. Oh, let's go and get one. That's just gross, though. Get a little salt, Mike.
Delicious. I want to see this. Delicious. That is gross. Pop in those cherry tomatoes, Mike. Oh, they pop in your mouth. Those ones are safe. They're safe. They're safe. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. Okay. Coldplay broke the one-day iTunes sales record. Yeah. This new Coldplay album, I guess people, they tend to like it, Mike. So let's see what the exact numbers are. The previous record was hold by Jack Johnson. Or held. Or held, you know. Either way. You could have just let it go. Tomato, salmonella. So Jack Johnson held the previous record with 140,000 downloads in a single day. Wow. Oh, wow. Coldplay, with their release that came out on Tuesday, over 200,000 downloads in one night. Oh. Yeah, people like it. There you go. I think 100,000, isn't it 100,000 gold? Well, this is iTunes downloads. Oh, oh, oh. Do they still do that then? Oh, okay, so for a song? That's not the album. That's the song. Viva La Vida.
Let's see. Their new album downloaded on iTunes. Yeah, so it's the same, right? It's the same as if they were selling CDs or whatever in the record store. Yeah, but they don't count it. They don't give the gold records and stuff like that. They don't? Not that I'm aware of. I think they only do that for the hard copies sold. Really? Yeah. I thought if you sold a million copies of your album, you sold a million copies of your album. I didn't realize that they do it only based on... I think they count. Thanks, guys, making stuff up. I don't think you know. No, I don't know for a fact. But they always categorize. And he just gave the hand for, and there you go. But they never combine the numbers. They never combine card albums sold with digital downloads. They're always counted separately. I did not know that. So if you get a gold record or a platinum album or whatever, it's based on the stuff they sell in the stores. It's based on the CDs that they sell. That's my guess. These are not facts. These are opinions based on facts. I don't like it. I don't know. I don't know. I would think that they would, though. I would think that they would put them together because either way, people are buying your album. Yesterday, they sold 200,000 albums for Coldplay. Zach is raising his hand meekly. As of 2004, they count digital downloads. Time adjourned. Wow. Wow. Then why do they record on themselves?
Why are they never combined? It's probably, honestly, it's probably because they want you to know what's, you know, how many they're selling on this and how many they're selling on that. Thank you, Sean. Sean gets it. Sean gets it. Sean gets it. Let's do this. Yeah. Take a quick time out. When we come back, we're going to heal the community. Oh, I'm ready. You need it. You need it. I need it. It's called Tough Love with Eddie. Yeah. No, I do not need it. Rock 105.3. This summer, catch waves of fun at Not Soak City Water Park. From 70 foot drops to a family fun house, the wettest place to be is Soak City in San Diego. So come on. Product and save $8 on adult tickets. Valid through 6-2908. And how are you feeling today, Mr. Honk? Well, let's discuss. So your girlfriend is the source of this pain. Because she never takes you to 7-Eleven for a Slurpee.
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Cricut Wireless Studios. This is the home of The Mikey Show. K-I-O-Z. San Diego. Now back to The Mikey Show. Featuring Mikey. It is not until you get to know me that you realize I'm completely self-absorbed. Eddie. Boston guy on the show. That's right. Every show should happen. And Ashley. You make a compelling idea. Rock 105.3. It's 570-105-720. A Los Angeles hotel is suing Phil Spector for over $100,000 for unpaid bills. Wide receiver Terry Glenn now changes his tune and says he wants to remain with the Cowboys. I don't understand a lot of NFL players. I just don't understand. Back, we have a little tough love with Eddie coming up here in just a moment. Sky had a chocolate-dipped frozen banana for dinner. It was so good. That's it? Yeah.
For dinner? That's it. Yeah, that was my dinner. Skye, I don't think that's a good choice for dinner. Yeah, well, it's pretty cool. The boo's been out of town. He comes back into town today. I pick him up after work. And, you know, he's always the one to force me to eat, like, sensible meals. So since he's been gone, I've been having some interesting creations for dinner. And, yeah, last night was a frozen dipped chocolate banana. Where did frozen dipped chocolate banana come from? Bonds. In a box? Yes. Okay. They sell them in a box at Vaughn. In a box? That's disgusting. It was a warm one yesterday, and I thought that would be a nice, healthy dinner. Oh, my. It was yummy. Are they really? Oh, yeah. I love them. I eat them all the time, but normally I have them as dessert. I didn't feel like cooking anything. It was kind of warm out. I did not know they sold chocolate bananas in a box. Oh, when I discovered it. Yeah, I blogged about it. I was very excited. Very nice. Very good times. Did you guys know Ashley's brother's getting married in two days? Yeah. That's right. That's right. Two days. He's getting married on the 21st. Wow. Where at, Ash? If you guys went on the walk and talk, you would. You read my blog. We gotta be on the walk and talk. Yes. So, Ash.
Where is he getting married at? I don't know. Well, someplace in NorCal. What the heck? You don't know where? I think he's getting married at an auditorium in, like, the Berkeley Forest area. What? Yeah, he's getting married, like, in an auditorium, like, in the forest. Tances that that's even true. I swear. We could get someone on. I swear. Yeah, well. But you just said you didn't know. Well, I didn't, because I don't know what it's called. Right. I don't know. You don't know the name of it. It's not a church, for sure. It's an auditorium, that's for sure. For sure it's an auditorium. It's an auditorium. And it's in the middle. I don't know any of this. I'm almost. You don't know. It's in the Elvin Forest. It's in Berkeley, you know, Berkeley-like forest. Yeah. Or something. And then the reception that. There's not a lot of auditoriums in forests. I know. It's weird. I know. They just have this one. I'm so crazy about it, Eddie. This is so weird. It's the stadium out in the middle of the forest. Oh, my gosh. That's what's so nuts about it. Wow. Are you going? Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to be there. Yeah. In the forest. Yeah, I know. It's weird. I don't even feel like he's really getting married, but he is. You're going to wear a dress and the whole deal? I'm going to wear what I wore to Eddie's wedding.
It's a perfect dress for a wedding. For a summer wedding, it's a perfect dress. Yeah, of course. And I haven't worn it since. I mean, there's nothing else I could wear it to. So wear it to my brother's wedding. Skye knew all about it because she goes on the walk and talks. Yeah, the walk and talks. Yeah. I learned all about his lady, their history, how they met. Yeah, they're like high school sweethearts, kind of. Once a week, Ashley and Skye go on a walk together from work. And they get all, well. I hear a lot about Mark. One of them gets sweaty. A lot about the love of her life. Well, sweaty's putting it a little lightly. There's got to be another one. Yes. Ashley gets soaking wet. Drenched. Drenched. They're good. Good times. Yes. Sky comes back looking like, you know, a gentle woman. It's a nice glisten to her. Yes. Ashley looks like she just jumped in a lake. But hey, you know what? They're out there exercising. Yeah. It's getting my heart rate up. That's right. She's got to get the heart rate up. That's all.
And you hear a lot about Mark? A lot about the love for life. I love him. I love him. Oh, my gosh. I love him. I love him. I love him. If you're listening, Mark, I love you so much. I do. I love him. I love him. If we just asked him, I'll say yes. I'll say yes. Yes, I do. Y-E-S. He's. He's going, too, this weekend. And it's crazy because he's meeting everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Yeah, he's never met anyone yet, so it's a pretty big deal because I'm kind of like, what do you guys think of him? Thumbs up, thumbs down. When do you guys ask him to marry me? Well, the last wedding that Mark went to, he caught the... What's it called? Garter? Yeah, the garter. Yeah, so I have a lot of pressure on me to catch the bouquet. For my brother's wedding, because I kind of feel like I pretty much have to catch the bouquet. I don't have a choice. Like, I have to. So it's going to get pretty violent, because I'm going to go for it. Such a nice melody. That's right. The reason that the music is so loving is because this is a time for healing a community, okay? Nurturing.
Really? It is. It's nurturing. And what it is, it's a segment that we do called Tough Love with Eddie. And our producer, our sports guy, Eddie, I've been best friends with him now for over 20 years. And one thing I can tell you about Eddie is he shoots from the hip. He does not mince his words. And he doesn't placate people. Mike, unlike that chump Barack Obama, I'm truly about to change. I'm truly about change, and you'll be able to see the kind of changes I can make in people's lives right now. Well, with that being said, let's start with the emails that Eddie receives. This email says, Dear Eddie, what would you have done, bro? I seriously thought of you because when it comes to all things sports, you are my guru and my Jedi master. Thank you. I took this girl named Sarah from my work to the U.S. Open because my dad gave me tickets last minute. I don't know how well you know Tori during a normal tournament, but the bathroom situation is not good. I had to go really bad all day but didn't want her to know, so I held it. Pull over at a Chevron because I couldn't take it and she had to wait in the car.
I wish I had just gone when I was at the course because I was in the restroom for about 15 to 20 minutes. Oh, no. Oh, no. By that time, there was no doubt what I was doing, and it was quiet the rest of the way home. Eddie, you're a man's man. What would you have done? Signed, P1 Malcolm. Oh, dear crappy Gilmore. So you sink one in the back nine, eh? Okay, that's pretty disgusting. It happens to the best of us, bro, so don't take it personally. But at the same time, don't give yourself too much of a break on it either. Because, I mean, let's be honest, you grossed her out. Probably true. She probably never wants to see your poo-poo face ever again.
You ruined it. It's over. Straight talk. Write this one off. What would I have done? Well, I wouldn't have turned a classy date into a port-a-potty at a Woodstock. Hang on, I just got a text from Rob and he said, you're a lowlife. Indicative of bad. Hang on a second here, guys. I just got an email from Andy Dick. He says you're pathetic. Wow. That's the lowest of lows. That's pretty low. Hope you guys work out. Let us know, okay? Keep us updated. Our next letter says... Hey, Oracle. It was really good. Very good advice. Thanks, guys. Everyone stop it.
This one says, hey, Oracle, I've asked my friends and family about this problem, and I finally decided to stop with a small fish and ask the fountain of knowledge. Ah, yes. Thank you, Sky. I have a roommate that's about 3,000 pounds and a total slob. Things started off cool about three years ago. He was a little messy. So was I. So it was no big deal. Then he lost his job, lost his girl, and now he's on the outs with his family. Oh, man. All he does is sit in his room, watch TV, and eat tired of his messes that he never cleans up in the kitchen. And whatever is going on in his room is starting to smell up the whole house. Eddie, help. What should I do? Signed P1 Gutter in Poway. Eddie. Dear, it's raining fats and slobs. Wow. Wow.
The first thing you want to do is start by feeding him lots and lots of those Texas tomatoes. His gutty work started. All right. Next, you go to Costco and you buy three cases of bottled water, okay? Okay. And you tell him you won free water for life on the radio. Then tell him, you know, help yourself. Right. What he doesn't know is that beforehand, you got yourself a hypodermic needle. and used it to inject each bottle with a healthy dose of Visine. Okay. That's very, very bad. You've got to guess the beauty part of this. Really? All right. The more he goes, the more he thinks he's going to need that free water to replenish his fluids. You're the worst person. That dude will lose 100 pounds in water weight alone. You're a monster. And should probably end up out of your house and in the hospital. Oh, my gosh. Eddie. Kids, don't do that. No. Don't do that. Look.
saying is that, you know, we're heading into a drought, so you don't want someone in the house that has to wash with the end of a mop duct tape to a pole box. Just a waste of water and a perfectly good mop. That's true. I mean, I see problems solved. That's what I would do. That is advice. That's horrible. I did that to Boy Blender when he was my roommate. It was true. It was true. I have heard that. Our final letter reads... Yeah, I'm ready, man. I'm on a roll now. It says, Dear Eddie, my girlfriend hates that I chew. She thinks it's disgusting and has even given me an ultimatum. Oh, not like chew food. No, you know, like dipping. Tobacco. She gave him an ultimatum and it says either quit dipping or break up. Don't blame her. Dude.
I've been chewing since I was 15. Eddie, I'm not sure I want to quit. I try not to leave bottles or cans around with my spit, but she doesn't care. It's either the chew or her. What should I do, Eddie? Signed, P1 Redman in Lakeside. Eddie? Dear Brad Spit, I hate to say it, guys, but I agree with his girlfriend. Wow. There you go. There you go. It will take just one time. For her to reach for her Diet Coke and gulp a nice mouthful of your black tongue. We get it. We get it. We get it. We get it. We get it. We get it. We get it. We get it. Did he say he's been chewing since he was 15? He did. He did. Holy cow. Dude, you're going to have a hole in your lip the size of the Grand Canyon. This is almost as bad.
as when Mikey tried to give me a dip when I was just an infant. This guy comes to me and he's like, hey, you want a dip? I'm like, I'm speaking. It was disgusting. You were not an infant. You were not an awful person. You're a bad person. Anyway, pretty much. Same thing. Listen, here's the deal. Stop spitting in old Sprite bottles and kick your nasty habit. Yes. Unless your gal is a real beating and then dip away. Give me a dip again, Mike. Can't you hear it coming up via De La Valle? It's the sound of healing. You're welcome, San Diego. The Mikey Show is on. Which company has the Better Business Bureau honored more than a dozen times in the past three years?
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Last year, almost 1,800 alcohol-related incidents occurred on California waterways. So if you're boating, don't drink. Remember, if it's your boat, it's your responsibility. A message from the Department of Boating. Did your vehicle fail its smog check? Thanks to the Bureau of Automotive Repair's Consumer Assistance Program, you may be eligible for up to $500 to repair your vehicle or $1,000 to retire it. For more information, visit drivehealthy.com. Rock 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. Some problems for your drive into downtown San Diego. A problem on the North 5. It's a crash involving a motorcycle. It's been cleared. This was right at the bridge. But you're still backed up from before the 54 now on that northbound 5. Then further along at the 163 interchange, you have a stalled vehicle over on the right shoulder now. And the 163, that's a tough drive into downtown now. Slow from the 8. Another problem over on the eastbound 8 Pass to College, you've got two vehicles on the right shoulder there. And your border waits about an hour 15 San Ysidro, 50 minutes Otay Mesa. I'm Mike Hancock with traffic for Rock 105.3. Cricket Wireless, the best wireless company in the U.S., in my opinion. That is true. Yeah, well, they're doing all kinds of cool stuff for us. They're trying to help us out.
Yeah, they always hook you up. They always want to make sure you're well taken care of. That's why they have a campaign going right now to let people know that July 1st, you know, just a couple weeks away, California is going to start that whole hands-free law thing where you have to have the Bluetooth. What? Yeah, you can't put the phone to the face anymore. Garbage. So Cricket has a bunch of stuff that can help you get all Bluetooth ready. Yeah, and I'm going to tell you something right now. Pedro the Cricket, dude would have gotten eight tickets because he'd have like eight cell phones up to his hair. are up to his ear all the time. Yeah, that is true. He does have long hair. Do crickets have ears? Yes, they do. Really? Yeah, they do. They're really big. They're the biggest part of their body, actually. It's really strange. Those are facts. I support those facts. That's right. I love science. And so you've got to go into cricket, get yourself hooked up with the Bluetooth stuff so you're not getting a ticket. And Sky has the website to help you out. It's mycricket.com slash San Diego. From Universal Pictures and Spyglass Entertainment. You know how they say someday a girl's going to come along and change your world forever? You have no idea. On June 27th. I knew your father. My father died the week I was born. Your father died yesterday on the rooftop of the Metropolitan Building. He was one of the greatest assassins who ever lived. And the other one behind you. Eternity of assassins. We are the weapons of fate. Kill one. Save a thousand. Our purpose is to maintain stability in an unstable world.
I really think you have me mixed up with somebody else. I've taken our faith that what we're doing is right. Morgan Freeman, take control of your own death. And Angelina Jolie. Are we going to bond now? Would you like to? Wanted. You're listening to The Mikey Show. Looks like really good for me. Eddie. When have I ever been over coffee? This guy. Once I'm out on somebody, I'm out. Yeah. Sean. Hold on. You're making me sound like I'm crazy. I'm out. Be Rizzle. Go me. All right. That's right. Go you. And Ashley. I'm a laughy person. The Mikey Show's on. Oh, we are messed up in the head. Rock 105.3. It's a Mikey Show at 741. A Los Angeles woman has filed a lawsuit against Victoria's Secret saying she was injured by one of their thongs. Stanford eliminates top-ranked Miami in the College World Series. Welcome back to the show. I don't know who this is, but Young Jeezy. Oh, yeah. You know who it is?
Totally. Eddie's totally a fan. So down. That's right. Got arrested yesterday for DUI in Atlanta. Full Jeezy. He was about 2.30 in the morning, and he was speeding and was pulled over and found to be driving under the influence. And I guess the car didn't even have, like, a license plate on it. It was a Corvette. So he was charged with... It didn't even have a license plate on it? No. How does that happen? Check this out. He was charged with speeding, driving with no proof of insurance or license plates, having an open container, reckless driving, and driving impaired by alcohol or drugs. He is out on bail and has a court date next month. A Los Angeles hotel is suing Phil Spector for over 100...
thousand dollars in unpaid bills yeah isn't that guy in jail no um he was you know with the whole murder thing um there was a hung jury back in september but the trial went on forever so during the whole time during the trial um you know him and his people reserved a whole block of rooms at this la hotel for them for all the lawyers for the expert witnesses basically anybody hairdressers Involved in his side of the case. Ring polishers. There's a whole crew of people. Yes. So, and then I guess they allegedly skipped out on the bill. So now he's being sued for $104,000. That's a lot of money. That's an awful lot of money. Would you guys like to hear a song about the most beautiful girl in the room? It's another Flight of the Conchords. You know the Flight of the Conchords. They do a song that they dedicate to all the ladies of the world. It's beautiful. And this is a song that was written about the most beautiful girl in the room. Ready? Gorgeous. It is. I mean, imagine being so beautiful you could be a part-time model. It means you're a really, really beautiful girl. Really great. From the 60s. You could actually be an air hostess from the 60s, which means that you're good.
You know what I'm saying? Really gorgeous. Super good. Our text number here is 35253. Our phone number is 570-1053. So you can give us a call or text us about whatever you want. Weed's season premiere draws record Showtime audience, they say. Yeah. Yeah. It's what? Uh-oh. I have IT voted, Sean. Oh, boy. No? Oh, boy. Sean and Sky are both big fans of the Showtime show. What, Sean? Boy, it was not strong at all. No? No. What was the problem? Well, you know, they're changing the entire, like, structure of the show. Yeah. They're in a totally new place. They're all new characters. And, you know, by the time it was over, we just felt like nothing had happened. I heard they got rid of Tiki-Taki. It's that. No, they played it this one, but I think going forward they're not going to have it. It's the theme song for the show. Their intro theme is the song Ticky Tacky Boxes. And then, like, every week they have, like. I feel like I'm hearing German right now. Like, one week it'll be done in German. One week it'll be done, like, hip-hop. One week it'll be done classical. Like, the genre of the song changes, like, every week. Really? And I heard they were getting rid of it. But, you know, it has a great word of mouth. I love it. I'm now kind of sad to hear what Sean.
said. All 30 of you that are listening right now. I just want to let you know we're sorry that it happened this way. Record audience for Showtime, the most watched show. 45 people. 1.3 million. Globally. 1.3 million. Globally tuned into that. That wouldn't even show up in the news. That would be a .007 share. It's not bad. The Celtics are having a parade downtown Boston this morning. That's right. It's going to draw more people than weeds. That is true. That is probably true. But they're going to be doing that through downtown Boston. Yeah. It should be real nice. Yeah, how about that, huh? That's awesome. Rob, have you ever been to one of the deals when your city wins a championship? Have you ever gone to one of those deals? To a parade? Yeah, to one of the celebration parades. I've been in celebration riots. Yeah. I'm sure you have. I believe. I have not been to any of the official parades, though. I put a brick through a building once, Mike. Cook a TV. Yeah. I helped my friend Nasty turn over a car that was on fire. It's dirty. And they were fireworks. And it was actually Meatball that lit the thing on fire, so.
They're going to start at the arena there, and they're going to go all the way down to the Copley downtown. Copley? The arena? The garden, you mean? Yeah. The garden? The garden. Okay, they start at the garden. What's it called now? The Bank North Garden. Whatever. Bank North Garden. What will you Bostonians always know it as, Rob? Just the garden, right? Well, it used to just be the Boston Garden. That's what I used to go to. Yeah. And then it went to the Fleet Center, and then the TD Bank North Center, and then the Bank North Garden. So it's just a garden. It's got more names than Boy Blunder. Why doesn't the place just go as Boy Blunder? Everybody still calls it that. Just go with Boy Blunder. I mean, come on already. Rolls off the tongue. It really does. It just worked. Tim Ruster's memorial service is when, Skye? It was yesterday. Oh, it was yesterday. Yeah. Probably up. A ton of people showed up for that, man. People love that guy. Yeah, lots of celebrities. They say Tom Brokaw lifted a bottle of Rolling Rock beer in tribute. People entered the Kennedy Center with Russert's iPod playing, including songs like Free Bird. So, I mean, celebrities all the way to family members, to the nun that taught Russert in seventh grade were there. Some of the pallbearers were Matt Lauer and Brian Gumbolt. This is Tom Brokaw addressing Tim Russert's father yesterday. Cut 10.
Rick Russ, I will raise this glass to you for your gift to us of Tim and to your favorite saying that was his and mine as well. What a country. Very sad. Bruce Springsteen via satellite cut 13. What is Springsteen? Okay, go ahead and just play the... Bruce, we appreciate it if you could just see it. Guitar sounds ready. They're like, all right, well, thank you, Bruce. Thank you so much. Just give me a second. The rising sun. All right. Thank you, Bruce. Thank you very much for your. Wow. All right, Bruce. Got a lot of people to get to, so. Thank you. We do appreciate you. Born in the USA. Absolutely no reason at all. Inside the guitar. Thank you, Bruce.
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Welcome back. It is 8.04. Some sad news. Tori Spelling's dog, Mimi LaRue, has died of natural causes. This is news. It's very sad. It's very sad. Is it breaking news or did it already happen? It's tragic. Even Jake Peavy couldn't help the Padres in New York. They lost to the Yankees yesterday 8-5. Phone number is 570-1053. The text number is 35253. Did you guys see the Michigan cop suspension story? No. This is a pretty gnarly story, man. In Kalamazoo, Michigan, there's a cop taking a teenager into custody. They're walking in the hallway. They got these security cameras on in there. And the kid sort of does this thing where he's, like, trying to, like, you know, move out of the cop's arms. The cop grabs him and slams him up against the wall. And you see the kid kind of go limp, like, almost immediately after getting slammed, you know?
Have you seen it, Sky? Did you watch it? No, I read about it, but I didn't actually see it. It's pretty crazy, man. Yeah. Does he knock him out? He didn't knock him out, but it definitely, it's one of those deals where he gets knocked up against the wall and it's like, okay, I give. Yeah, the kid suffered facial injuries and damage to three of his teeth, including losing some of those teeth. He was initially arrested on charges of violating the rules outside a transportation center in Kalamazoo. Police officer has been suspended for 10 days without pay. It's a let me tell you, I think it's a tough position to be in as a cop. I'm not necessarily saying that. Well, I will say this for sure. I think it's too bad that this kid got hurt. That I'll say for sure. But I will say this. I don't believe that it was the intent of the police officer to injure him as. badly as he got injured i think it was unfortunate that that's what happened but when i watched the video um i definitely when i first see it i go holy cow dude you know you're that's pretty rough uh i'm also going i don't know that that's necessarily what put it this way you ever been wrestling with a friend of yours or uh roughhousing with a friend of yours and something happens that you didn't intend now you could very easily go well there's one way to make sure that doesn't happen
And that's to not be wrestling. This guy is, you can see from the video, he's trying to get the kid under control. This is what ends up happening. So, you know, in all ways that you look at it, what needed to happen probably happened. He's got to be suspended, okay? You've got to be suspended. If he got fired, you go, well, I don't know. Is that a little too harsh? Does the punishment fit the crime? But you've got to look at the video for yourself and make up your mind about it. Eddie, you say, Kid deserves it. I mean, I got to see the video, but I mean, where are you goofing around when you're being arrested? You have everything coming to you at that point. I mean, you're under police custody. You don't try to get away from that. I mean, what are you doing? I mean, the cop's doing his job. He's having no problems with that. See, I can tell you that that's immediately kind of where I come from because I came from the school of don't mess around. You're in trouble. You're in trouble. Don't mess around. That doesn't mean.
that the law can be broken against you. You can't break the law against you no matter what. I don't know how that is breaking the law. The cop is doing what he thinks is right, and that's his job. I agree. I agree. I mean, he was probably a little too rough with him, but, I mean, what's too rough? I mean, if the cop felt at any point that he was in any kind of danger or any kind of... trouble getting this kid under control. He's got every right to do that. He's a cop. And you know what I think, too? It's about intent. Like, what's the intent? Is the intent, I'm going to knock teeth out of this kid? I don't think that's the intent. It's what happened. I hope not. It's what happened, but I don't think that's what the intent was. But you got to watch the video. They got it up on CNN.com, and it's pretty crazy. It's a pretty crazy deal. Okay, Michelle Obama. So this was, unfortunately, on the TV show The View. Now, the reason I say unfortunately is because, unfortunately, Michelle Obama is not the only voice that you're going to hear. There's a lot of other cackling going on and this sort of thing. But take a listen to this. They're asking her if she thinks that Hillary Clinton should be Barack's running mate. Cut four.
So, I don't think I'm going to get an answer to this question, but we'll try. So, do you think that Hillary Clinton should be your husband's running mate? You know, my answer to this, and people have asked me this before, I think the one thing that a nominee earns is the right to pick the vice president that they think will best. reflect their vision of the country. And I'm just glad I will have nothing to do with it. You guys are together. Do you completely break from the politics? I don't know how you do, how you even escape from it. You know how we do it? Malia and Sasha Obama. Because they walk in the door and it's like, I don't even care what your day was. Let me tell you about soccer and this is what happened. I mean, they break us from that cycle and it's a good thing. She's good. She's good. That's why Barack puts her out there, man, because he knows that she's pretty good. She can feel that stuff. And she's getting pretty savvy at it. Let's see. 2009 Hollywood Walk of Fame. Celebrities have been announced. Some of the bigger names. We have Cameron Diaz, Robert Downey Jr., Hugh Jackman, Felicity Huffman, John Stamos, Tim Burton, Rush, Shakira.
The Village People. Oh, good. Finally. I wrote so many letters. Yes. And Tinkerbell will also get her own star. Tinkerbell. That's not a real person. Walk of fame. How does Tinkerbell get it? Who's going to stick their hands in the cement? Richard Simmons. That's what they're going to do. What's on American Idol this season? Holy moly. It's the truth. That's crazy. If you watched American Idol this season when they were doing the audition process. There was our girl, Ashley. It's the truth. It's crazy because I was at the Babies in Bikini contest Tuesday night with Rob because we host it, you know? Yeah. And there was a couple of P1s there, and he had a friend from out of town. And, you know, the guy knew nothing about the Mikey show or, like, me or Rob or anything. But he's like, you look familiar. Where are you from? And I've never had anyone recognize me from American Idol. Right. I'm like, well, I was on AI.
Like American Idol, you know. Did you really say AI? Is that what you're referring to? Did you say AI? I hope not. Did I really say AI? No, probably not. All right. But for sure, American Idol. And I go, I was on that. Is that what you're talking about? And he's like, oh, yeah. Like, that's where I saw you. You know, how far did you go? I'm like, oh. Almost made it to Hollywood. Yeah. I decided I would lie. He doesn't know Eddie. I can tell him whatever I want. You should have said you are on the show and that you did extremely well. He wouldn't have known the difference. I didn't want to push my luck, so I just told him that I made it to Hollywood, but I didn't make it to the top 12. And then we thought it was really cool, which made me feel good about myself. So it just was a really good situation. Good that you lied about it? I thought that she really did her best on that audition. Oh, I did. I was kind of bummed out that they...
They didn't put her through to Hollywood. I mean, you have ears, right? I do. I do. I just, you know, I think it's, you know what it is? Beauty is in the eye of the hearer. Oh, well. That's the old phrase. You've heard that old hackneyed phrase. All right. Beauty is in the eye of the hearer. Let's play a little tone deaf. What you do is you just try to tell us. What is Ashley singing? It's not easy. It is not easy. Thank you, Eddie. You know him. You love him. He's P1 Uncle Albert. And he's on the line right now. Hello, Uncle Albert. How are you? I'm great. Uncle Albert, what do you do for a living? I'm a pool man. Look at you. I'm so sorry. Do you build them or do you clean them? Yeah, I balance them and clean them. There you go. You balance them, you said. I'm telling you, I don't get that stuff. The chemicals. I know. Some people do it themselves.
I don't get that stuff. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. Hey, do you do those saltwater pools? No, no, just the regular chlorine. Do the regular chlorine kind. All right, dude. Are you ready to do this? Yeah, let's do it. All right. Good luck. I'm going to play you a clip of Ashley singing. Let the whole clip play, and then when it's done, give me a title or artist, and you win. It's that easy. Ready? Yep. Here we go. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. That was a not easy one to decipher. It was. I don't care for that one. It smelled bad, too. That is true. P1 Uncle Albert, do you have a title or artist on that? That was ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Me, too. That was tough. Want to take a guess? I have no clue. Dude. It was the Bengals. No, it wasn't. It was. It really was. It was the Bengals. We don't blame you. No.
P1 Knuckles is on the line. Knuckles, not too much, dude. I hope it gets better. I do, too. Are you ready to give this a shot? Sure. Okay, I'm just going to tell people right off the bat. There may be some people that are offended that she would give this a try, you know, but I just want to let you know that before we begin. So all you need is time for an artist to win, and here we go. Ashley, your walking partner looks confused. Is that your tone? P1 Knuckles. That's kind of my tone. Can you give me a title or artist on that song? Do you know who that was? What's that? Yeah, I understand. Those are my thoughts. I understand. Chopsticks? I don't know. It was not chopsticks. It was not chopsticks. It was stained, actually. Two for two right now. I've heard her say that before. I love him. This one. Get him on the phone right now. Ashley. Oh, no.
Do not tell him what the songs are. No cheating. Yeah, I know. No cheating. I want to see if this guy knows. Hey, babe. Stained. P1 Josh? Not too much, dude. What do you do? I do drywall. There you go. What part of town are you from? North County. All right, brother. You ready to play? Yeah. All right. Let the whole clip play before you give me an answer. Here we go. I'm not the one who's doing. I feel the stack. Okay. All right. That is... Okay. Sky. P1, Josh. Do you know what that was? That was Godsmack. That is correct. It's really got a deep range. Wow. Hang on the line, all right, brother? Who knew you were a baritone? Right? Wow. I'd like to surprise you guys with new fun facts.
Every day. You guys think that maybe she's the rumored new singer for Velvet Revolver? Because he said it was a baritone. You never know. I plead the fifth. Ladies and gentlemen, Ashley's boyfriend, Mark, is on the line. Good morning to you. Good morning to you, sir. And we say hello to you. Now his name is Mark, Jake. It's not... No, it's not Jake. It's Mark. All right, Jake. That's fine. That's enough, Elmo. So, Mark, Ashley tells us all the time that you're so good. You're so good at playing tone-deaf karaoke. So, what we're going to do is, and she says that you get them right all the time. Right, with the exception of a few, I do. Oh, you see? There it is. There it is. All right, we're going to give you one shot at the title. Okay.
We're going to give you, we're going to give you the clip. Honey, don't mess this up, please. You listen to your girlfriend. Please. Listen to your girlfriend and tell us what song she's singing. Are you ready? I'm ready. Here we go. Once I read to you, I'll run from you. You go there, I'll give you what I book or give you. Take my tapes and I start nearly. Mark. That is the opposite of our love, which is not tainted. It's love. Wow. It was tainted. We did it all. That's work. Is that right? Like, really legitimately good. Like yours? She's, yeah. Yes, exactly like Mark. No, that's not as good as hers. Who is, Mark? That's an unfair comparison, but it's all right. Thank you very much, Mark, for participating. You're precious. No problem. Thanks. I love you. Everything about you. I love what you represent. 35253 is our text number. Our phone number is 570-1053.
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He said that he met Sean out at the sticker strike. Right. He says, I sneezed on him and I did it on purpose because I knew that I... I didn't even understand what the guy was saying. He said some other stuff, too. His nose was rotting. His nose was... From the inside. From the sinus thing. It was a bunch of... It said more than that, too. A bunch of gobbledygook, okay? Yeah. Well, Sean, you know Sean is a germaphobe. So he called his doctor yesterday. He was able to get an emergency appointment. He went in for an emergency appointment. He had blood drawn for testing and should have the results by tomorrow. I don't believe it. Yeah. That is not true. That is not true. That is only something a crazy person would do. That is 100% correct. You can think it's not true, but it's true. Well, I mean, when was the sticker strike? Like a month and a half ago? It was in early May.
Okay, but you know I've been having, like, headaches and stuff. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You have. That's true. So it was your wife. I mean, and she wasn't there. She wasn't sneezed on. Maybe Sean spat her. And it was clear the guy was messing around. Well, yeah. Well, yeah, the guy was being a knucklehead. The guy was being a knucklehead. Did he ever at one point say, I'm just kidding? No, he didn't. I mean, actually. No, he didn't. But we sort of identified him as a knucklehead. I mean, he was laughing. Yeah. When he said it. Right, because he thought it was funny that he infected me with whatever he's got. He said he had blood on his hand, and he put it on me. But you know that's not true, that he was a knucklehead. But you don't know that that's not true. That's my point. Sure, you can take a guess, and you can say, well, probably not true. But what if it is true? That's my point. Now, Sean, don't you think that maybe what he was doing is sort of trying to play on your sort of... So what, Sean, do you feel like your nose is rotting now? Because what the guy said was that he had sinus rot. It was ridiculous. It's not even a real thing. It's not even a real thing. He was just being a knucklehead. Hold on, though. There are lots of things that cause staph infections and things like that that cause tissue to rot. It's not totally uncommon that...
tissue would be rotting on a live person. It happens. So what did you ask your doctor to test your blood for? So I called the doctor. I told her what happened. And she said, I don't think there's anything wrong, but what can I do for you? Of course. And I said, well, at least I want to be tested to see if, you know, my body's fighting some kind of infection or something like that. She goes, okay, well, you know, I think we can get you in sometime next week. And I said, no, no, no. I got to be seen right away because I don't know how far along this thing has gotten. Now, Sean, would it make a difference? Well, Mike, here's my question for you. Would it make a difference if the person was listening right now and they called back and they said, hey, Sean, I was just, you know, joshing, messing around. Messing around. JK. Trying to play on your sort of, you know, neurosis and, you know, just trying to play around with your funny fears. Your funny fears. They're not funny fears. Well, they are to some people. So, Sean, I mean, maybe the guy's out there right now and he's listening and he'll call in and say, hey, man, you know, it's just. Well, you know what's going to happen is that a bunch of people are going to call in and they're all going to say, oh, I'm the dude. And it's not going to be the dude.
And there's no way to know for sure. Oh, my God. Sean won't believe it. The damage is done. The damage is done. It's too late. Well, he's already seen his doctor. Oh, yeah. Now. I had to fight, but, yeah, I got in. There's no going back after this. Well, I mean, but, Sean, when the doctor calls you back and says, yeah, you know, I mean, what are they even screening for, really? You know, I mean, what are they even. Elevated white blood cells. Is that what they're? AIDS? Yeah, pretty much. AIDS? To see if his body's finding an infection of HIV. Oh, no. You have AIDS? I asked her to include an AIDS panel, but it's not unusual. Ay, ay, ay. He is. What? He is something else. I just want to be sure. What's the big deal? It's very dramatic. Because you're walking around with open sores? Sean, I'm going to put your mind at ease. P1 Danny. Are you there, Danny? I am. How's it going, guys? Good. Go ahead, Danny. Um, this guy's actually a P1 from the site. His name is P1 Medic. Uh-huh. Um, and after, um, I just want to reassure Sean that this guy, you know, he's very disease-filled and, uh, you know, you got nothing to worry about, buddy. Well, that very disease-filled? Disease-filled? Yes, he has a bunch of diseases. I think herpes and AIDS are one of them. Oh! No, Danny. Danny. Danny, no. In all seriousness, he really went to the doctor. He really went to the doctor. Do you see what I'm saying?
This guy hasn't had a cold sore for months, dude. Don't worry about it. Okay. Danny seems to think that he's not helping. See, really, honestly, Sean went to a doctor. He's a little bit crazy. We're going to have to do a walk for Sean. No, I do, Sean. I'm sorry. Do you see why I have to do this? I do. People out there actually think it's funny. But don't you see, Sean, that they're just playing on your sort of... No, actually, they're not. Your neurosis. They're playing on that. What they find humorous is that I don't like... People, diseases, touching, whatever. And so they think it's funny to take whatever diseases they have and try to give them to me. That's what they find funny. They don't find, you know, just telling me that to be funny enough. P1 Chris, are you there? Yes, to give you diseases. Chris, are you there? To try. Chris, go ahead. If you're getting, Shauna, if you're getting headaches, my wife and I, we were getting excruciating headaches for like about two weeks.
and they came out and checked our furnace and everything for carbon monoxide, and they had a leak. Have you done that, Sean? No, it's a P1 that's giving him AIDS. Yes, that's what he believes. He believes that the P1 gave him headache disease or something. I don't know what it is. That's a freak. He's right. This is a safe place. This is a safe place. Maybe it's the tone. He's a freak. No, wait a minute, Eddie. If you say it in a nicer way, it doesn't lessen the impact. No, you don't do it with the up inflection. It doesn't help. Sean is. Sean is. Okay, there went the tamp. That was the camera turn for sure. Have you checked the furnace, Sean? I have carbon monoxide detectors in the house, but I will double check them tonight. P1 Quimby is on the line. Oh, my gosh. Okay. I have the transcript of what happened. Please, Quimby. Here's what it says. She's not kidding. This kid says he wanted to anger Sean by coughing on him. And Eddie said that I should. Well, on accident, I sneezed instead of coughing, and I got blood on the back of his shirt. But there was some loud music going on, and he didn't hear me.
And then he said yesterday he was trying to call and apologize, but it didn't sound like that to me. Well, you know that the guy was saying that to freak Sean out. So it really did happen. But no, that conversation never happened with me. Well, and wouldn't Sean notice blood on the back of his shirt? Of course he would. It depends. I have my Hawaiian shirt on that day. Stop talking when I'm talking. Well, look at the back of it. I mean, unless you specifically, you know, put something on the blood stain, it's not going to come out. But what if he sneezed and the blood, there were just like very small little splatters. Sean, he's just, he's messing with you. I can tell you a good way to get the blood out. It's called OxiCleaner. It's a miracle. And a spray and wash now, especially for a blood splatter. It's really good. Have you tried the Tide Pen? Yes, the Tide Pen works real good on that, too. Thank you, man. Again, Sean, you need an open sore to get AIDS. Of course. Of course. How about an open Hawaiian shirt? However, however, excuse me, however, however. Yes, however, yes. That qualifies as well. Can I please, can I please? Uh-huh, please, guys, may he please? If he's, come on, if he sneezed and... Come on! Yeah! All right, forget it. No! No, Sean!
I apologize immediately for that. Stop it. Stop it. No. Sean, come on now. Your shirt is full of disease. No, it isn't. You're fine. It's not. That's the point. I'll find out on Friday. Oh, no. Stop it, Eddie. Let's have a candlelight visual. Stop it. You're going to regret saying that. I will. That's right. You're not going to have AIDS, Sean. Oh, Sean. Goodness sake. Russell Crowe and Sienna Miller are going to star in a new Robin Hood movie. No. What? It's going to have a twist on it, though. What is it? It's going to be called Nottingham. And they say. That's the twist. That's a good one. That the sheriff of Nottingham, who's normally portrayed as like a bad guy, is actually the good guy. And Robin Hood is the bad guy.
Why don't they put Costner back in tights and let him do it? Yeah, dude. Prince of Thieves. That's right. Yeah, dude. That was sick. I saw that in the theater. Everything I do. I do it for you. That's beautiful. So Russell Crowe will play the Sheriff of Nottingham. And it'll be directed by the same guy. Here's my throat tattoo. Just for you. There it is. Mario Lopez has been named People Magazine's hottest bachelor. He's gross. Yes, he is. He's so gross. Have you seen him lately? Guys, he's like Biltman. He looks like a freak show. He's got six-pack abs. It's really gorgeous. You guys say he's gross? Yeah. I thought women would think that he's really good looking. No. He's got... Like, a fit body, sure. Like, whatever. So does my boyfriend. You know what I mean? But, like, last time I checked, last time I checked, he's greasy. He is...
Way too pretty. He's Metro, and he's a total tool, and all those things just make him unattractive. I agree, but have you seen these pictures from People Magazine? No, I've just been watching him on America's Next Best Actor. Yeah, no, like these pictures of his abs look like a bodybuilder. You know how it's like so overly, grossly muscular? He tries like too much. It's too much. It is way too much. I think he's a real handsome guy. Really? Well, get it, Mike. I really do. I think he's a handsome man. Do you want to give him CPR? That's only when you think somebody is really, really, really hot. Let's see. In Canada, six severed human feet have washed up on Canadian shores within the last 11 months. What is that all about? Dude, it's such a trip. So it's just like you said, like these six severed foot separately have shown up on the shores there.
And the latest one was yesterday. It was a man's right foot, size 10, still had a black Adidas shoe on it. But for some reason, the police don't think that it's like a killer or it's linked. You know, oh, maybe some people drowned. Maybe there was a fishing accident. Maybe there was a plane crash. Are you serious? But just one of their feet. you know, comes up every once in a while. Six times? Yeah, six times. Look at the petite feet in them. Yeah, I mean, that's an instant way to know. So you've got to look at the feet and see. And you would know. You would know for sure. What kind of feet did that dude have? They sound like. Petite feet, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, wow. You guys are the best. Well done, Eddie. Well done, Mike. Thank you. We watched that video way too much. Yeah, I know. On the line with us right now is P1 Too Much. He's the guy that called yesterday and did the whole... Are you there, P1 Too Much? Yes, I am. P1 Too Much, do you realize you had Sean going to the doctor and making an emergency visit to see his doctor and the whole deal? You know, and really, I apologize for that, but...
I did actually talk to Eddie before I did that. I asked him if it was okay if I played a practical joke, and he said as long as I didn't go too far with it, it wouldn't be no big deal. Eddie's looking right now like, what is he talking about? Did I never have that conversation with you? No, yes, I talked to you. As long as it doesn't go too far. That sounds like me, right? Eddie would never say that. Well, I thought what I was going to do, and he's, I mean, we didn't know that Sean was going to get an AIDS test and start crying on the radio. Well, that's, no, you're mistaking it with Zeth. Zeth did that months ago, so it wasn't, you're thinking of somebody bringing that up. Yeah, you don't even have to bring that up. It doesn't sound like the dude. It doesn't. It doesn't sound like the same guy? Not to me either. Yeah, it doesn't to me. I didn't have a nose rot. The only thing I had was I had some kind of sinus infection at the time. I just made a nose rot joke just, you know, freaked and shot out. You're not even the dude, bro. No one's behind it. Yeah, it doesn't sound like the same person, but I will say this. You do have very petite feet. Oh, thank you. That's a good point. Appreciate it. Thank you for the call. Thank you.
Wow. Poor Sean. You'll be fine. Oh, boy. You'll be fine. You should just check yourself in. To what? I mean, where are you going to hospice? Hospice. Just because I get a blood test. Well, Sean, I'm telling you, it's an overboard. You're going to be fine, man. How is it overboard? Well, the guy was messing with you. He was just messing with you. You don't know that, though. I know you. You can't. You can't sit there and make that claim and have nothing to back it up. Sean goes and gets these off him. He's got one of those cards where they punch a hole in it. Well, this was his freebie. He'd been there a number of times. So this was a free one. It's no big deal, guys. It's fine. Disease is funny. Oh, you're really upsetting him. Sean, I'm going to make you feel better here. Oh, good. Here's the deal. understand this musical artist. Eddie's not a fan. No. This is what Sean's going to end up looking like. Eddie is not a fan of Casey. Oh, there you go. Oh, that's so weird. Our text number 35253. Number 5701053. Natural foods and natural causes. How to be happy. Way happy.
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This is the Mikey Morning Show featuring Mikey. Consider myself kind of an old man's mentality. Eddie. You are. Because I read medical journals doesn't make me. Nah, I love doctors. Sky. I am not a whino bad lady. Sean. I'm a giant fat guy. That's ridiculous. Boston Rob. Boston Rob here with you. And P1's Listen Up Man. And Ashley. I'm a really good maker. Yes. The Mikey Show's on. All right, we're all hilarious. Rock 105.3. Sunset Cliffs. It's Paul Wright's new CD. It's called Diego Diary. It's all songs about San Diego. Want to hear a little Italy? Really? Yeah, check it out. I'm embarrassed to admit that I do not know where in San Diego County Saratoga Springs is. I have no idea. Do you guys? Don't know. But trust me, he covered every single city, so it got down to like, you know. This is Saratoga Springs. I played this one earlier. This is Ocean Beach. Eddie, do nuts have any place on brownies? Yes? Absolutely.
I agree. Sky. Both of you. Of course not. They ruin everything. Sean. I don't like them on brownies either. I think they ruin like the creamy. Yes. Smooth texture of a brownie. Oh, they add. There's like gravel. Such a cool nutty flavor. I agree. Texture too. Texture. Oh, the great. It's like they're best friends. Bitter enemies. Yeah. Ash, you say that too? Absolutely. You're a baker. You shouldn't have that opinion. I am, so I really can speak on this. She should know. You're terrible. I bake brownies all the time, and I agree with Sean. The nuts, it's like you're biting into this delicious, moist center, and then there's like gravel. My wife said the same thing. She doesn't like them either, and I gave her the silent treatment for 20 seconds. Good job, dude. Shut her.
She didn't deserve that. 20 full seconds. That's harsh. I'm going to talk to you for 20 seconds. Go ahead, Eddie. Does fruit belong in salad? Oh, I'm totally good with fruit and salad. Totally. As a matter of fact, are you Eddie? I used to hate it. Yeah. Now I look for it. Let me tell you. To me, the greatest thing, and I'll say, give my wife credit for this one. Salad with gorgonzola cheese and walnuts. It's a Waldorf brew. Oh, dude, it's good. Strawberries or what's that? A little balsamic on there, dude. Apple wedge. Sky does not go that direction. I like fruit in salad, but I don't like stinky cheese. I don't like nuts. None of that. What kind of fruit do you like in salad? You don't like the candied walnuts? No. Oh, come on. I take them and throw them on my husband's plate. Those are pretty good. Yeah, he really enjoys them. I think.
Pretty much every fruit is acceptable in a salad. I'm trying to think. Every fruit. Even Richard Timmons. That is not acceptable in there. I got a friend. I got a friend that's like tasting for the first time in his life. My friend Craig is tasting food for the first time in his life because he's quitting smoking. Which, by the way, he said the most interesting thing. He said that he's using the patch to quit smoking and that it's given him bad dreams. The patches? The patch, I don't know if you guys know this, but on the box for like Nicorette or whatever those things are, it even says that it may give you weird dreams if you use them. Well, I must be wearing eight patches then. Are you having creepy dreams? I've had some doozies lately. One which I believe is not so much a dream, but more of a psychic vision. Okay. You know what? A psychic vision. Let's move on. How so? that dreamt. You could have let that work. She's done it several times this morning. It's driving me nuts. Like feet is the plural for foot, not foots. There was a few things. For those of you new listeners, Eddie and Sky are sort of a married radio couple. It's driving me nuts. This does happen from time to time. I let a lot of them go. Anyway, this is serious.
Several mices within the room. So if somebody could look up on the computer what mices mean in a dream. Skye, come on. Let her go. Don't you. You don't say let her go. No, you've got to say. No, I want her to. No, you bring her back. Her ridiculous psychic vision. I need to share this so when it comes true, everyone will be like, oh my gosh, you are psychic. Yeah, I'm all in on this. I dreamt there will be a next Tuesday. Oh, wow. You are. Amazing. I had a dream that we were in our previous home in Escondido and there was a crazy earthquake and the whole thing got leveled. And it sucked because nobody has earthquake insurance in Southern California or at least in San Diego County. They say you don't need earthquake insurance.
So I was very traumatized by this because the whole dream was about us going through the rubble and trying to put our life together and we have no money and our, you know, biggest investment. Avani rubble, by the way. I just want to be clear. Our biggest investment in our life is just, you know, gone to junk. In your dream, did you guys call an insurance person so that you could get all done up so that you could be safe? It's too late. It had already happened. Yeah, the earthquake had already happened, Mike. Well, good thing you don't live there anymore. We didn't have earthquake insurance. Yeah, you don't live there. What are you worried about? You don't even live there anymore. If it's a psychic vision, then what are you? Well, it's in Escondido. I mean, it's only like, you know, 10 minutes away from where we live now. So if the earthquake's going to hit, you know, we're all done. So I've been having serious talks with my husband about how I believe we should get earthquake insurance. Oh, no, you haven't. I don't believe that. I can't. I don't believe it. Help that guy. I don't believe that's true. Someone saved him. He's trying to show me maps of fault lines and explain to me that there's a reason that they don't. I can't take it. I know, but I want you to walk through an exercise. I don't know. But that's our whole life's investment is our home. Like, that's our only asset, really. Eddie. No. No. Eddie. No. No. You are.
Married to Skye. No, I am not. No, I am not. I want us to be protected. Absolutely not. I want us to be safe. Eddie? Mm-hmm? And your new copy of Sports Illustrated just came in, and you're sitting in the living room reading it. And she comes in and tells you that. What are you going to say to your wife, Skye? That's ridiculous. And, Skye, what would you say back to your husband, Eddie? You want to suspend. Hundreds of dollars a year on something we don't need. Well, you don't know. I do know, actually. You don't know. Actually, I do know. And what if we do end up needing it? What was the last giant earthquake in San Diego? Exactly. But we've only lived here for like five years. We're good. I'll take the risk. The good news, you'll get it cheap. It is pretty cheap. Here in San Diego, what are you going to pay for earthquake insurance? There's not very high possibility of... Earthquakes, right? Because when we first moved to San Diego, you know, we were setting up insurance on our home. And, you know, I said to the lady, okay, well, you know, how much is earthquake insurance going to be? And she kind of chuckled. $4 every 10 years. And she says, no, you don't need earthquake insurance. Most people in San Diego don't have earthquake insurance. There's a reason. But we have felt some tremors in Escondido. Hey, do you remember what she said, how much they are?
No. Well, she never told me because she basically told me nobody gets it, you don't need it, and there's no need for her to run a quote. Why would you think that's a vision? It was so vivid. It was so vivid. It was. It was extremely. It was so vivid. Heather Locklear's character from Melrose actually tried to sell us the insurance right before it happened. Mike, that's not true. I said no, then she turned into a horse and galloped away. Wow, that is very real. We had to live in a tent. on our piece of land, around the rubble. Somebody please, somebody please, slap this woman. And my husband kind of thinks the issue's closed, but we're still, I'm still in the discussion phase. Make sure you hit him up with that. It's better safe than sorry, Mike. You can't deny your psychicness. You can't deny your psychicness. You have to follow through with what you see. Have you ever gotten a psychic vision? Yeah. What? Yeah, totally. Well, I don't know. Like, I'll feel something, and then it'll happen the next day. You'll feel something? Yeah. What does that mean? Well, like yesterday, for instance. I thought that I was going to wake up this morning and come to work, and you know what happened? I woke up. Like, I felt a little gassy, and then later on I farted. That's right. I dreamt that I would gross my boyfriend out. Next thing you know, Sammy farted. P1 Vodka? What's going on?
Not too much. I just looked up earthquakes in my dream book for Sky. That means changes in your life, so get ready. There you go, Sky. Signifies change. Positive change? But it sounds like a bad change. If I'm devastated and I'm surrounded by rubble and I'm living in a tent and, you know, we have no assets anymore. Sounds like a fun camping trip. P1 Insurance guy is on the line. He can tell us about it. Hey, yeah. You know, earthquake coverage, anywhere you go, is it's basically like another policy. Yeah. Okay, so you're paying for your insurance and then you're paying for your earthquake coverage. It's probably not that bad, though. No, it's like if you pay like, I don't know, $700 a year for your regular house insurance, you're going to be paying $700 on top of that for earthquake coverage. No, come on. Holy cow. Because earthquake is excluded from all policies unless you specifically purchase it. That's true, yeah. Because I just called up to get insurance on my place because I, like, still had renter's insurance in my own place now. Right. So, like, I finally called my baby to get on that. Oh, my. To get on that, right? I'm glad you did that. Yeah. Being an adult sucks. I know it. That's the truth. There's a lot to do. And so, anyways, I'm calling and talking to my insurance lady, and she's like, you know, do you want earthquake insurance? And she said, I wanted to say $12 a month, but that didn't sound right. But now she said $600 a year. Oh, my. And you can do, you can break it up into monthly payments.
Sky, you ain't paying $700 a year for Earth Day. I don't know, dude. I mean, our home is like really our only investment. It's all we have. So if something happens to that. I almost got it. You have homeowners insurance. But homeowners insurance doesn't cover things. You're good. Like, you know, if a flood rips through Escondido. Hey, Ashley doesn't even live around there. Come on. Wait a minute. Listen to these text messages. 35253 is our text. It's a small price to pay to be protected. It is, Skye. I agree. Stop. Better safe than sorry. Yeah. Mikey, I've been having dreams about the sun burning out and other apocalyptic events. I'm with Skye on this one. Oh, no. Mikey tells Skye the closest fault line is like halfway to Arizona, and of course we feel tremors, but that doesn't mean complete disaster. I agree. Halfway to Arizona. So what if that one has like an 8.0? What did she say? What did she say? It's the third time I've asked it this morning. She wants to know what a fault line is. Really? Like it's if it's your fault. But I mean, she's from the Bay Area. If you say something wrong and it's your fault, then you've clearly drawn a fault line. No, I don't like this. You're smart. 570-1053. I've been down here going on seven years. P1 Anthem? Shut your mouth. What were you calling to say?
I'm totally with Sky on this whole psychic dream thing. Oh, yeah? I love it. You're the best. You're the best. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. Wait, wait, wait. You're going to have to... Oh, dude, dude. Wait, wait. He's not... Can you hear me? Oh, my goodness. Stop it. Sir. We didn't hear a word you said. Start from the beginning. Why do you agree? I agree because I moved to San Diego about four years ago. I'm from Washington State. Just after I moved to San Diego... Mount Rainier had smoke pluming from it, and I had a psychic dream about it about 15 years before, so I knew it was going to come through. 15 years? That is so cool. No. 15 years? I have a lot of, like, deja vu, which I believe are dreams from, like, eight years prior. Like, dreams I had, like, so long ago of being in a house or meeting a certain person, and, yeah, it's crazy. But we all get deja vu. Well, yeah, I think we all got a little something-something going on, and we need to listen to it. Denzel got deja vu. Denzel Washington got deja vu. That was a movie about it. Scary. P1 Dr. Via is on the line. Hi. Hi, honey. Calm down. It's scary. Very demeaning.
Conscious messing with you because you had to get evacuated from your house when all the fires happened. That was traumatic. Well, I thought they never did. I thought that you guys did do. You were proactive. We could see the flames. We could see the flames. We saw the flames coming over the hill. I have an open space behind my house. Thank you. At all. Okay, well, what's happening is an earthquake is replacing the fires. Because you saw all those people digging through the rubble. You saw the news reporter on the news watching his house go down in flames. You're just having flashbacks because it scared you because you left your house too. So calm down. It's just a memory that's coming back and it's just replacing itself with an earthquake instead of a fire. That's all. Don't you feel like a jackass? I don't feel like a jackass. All those people in China, do they feel like jackasses? We don't know. He's not a jackass. Do you dream in Chinese? No. Sometimes. Mikey, tell Sky it's expensive and the problem with earthquake insurance is that there's a $25,000 deductible. Lots of insurance has high deductibles like that. Maybe she should move to Conejo. That's P1 Corey. Eddie, the next text.
Why are you so happy yet? I don't know what it's going to say. Oh, well, I think you could guess. Maybe Eddie should read it. I had a psychic vision last night, too. I dreamt that I would be listening to the show and Sky would say something stupid. Well, guess what? Okay, that's... See, I would not need that ever in the air. Thank you. I'm Sky or Ashley or giving Eddie or Sean stuff. Every one of you are great. Thank you, man. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. Hi, this is Matt Vaskersian. I'd like to invite you to my second annual Charity Texas Hold'em Tournament Thursday, June 26th at NTC Promenade at Liberty Station in Point Loma. The events presented by Valley View Casino and proceeds benefit two great local charities, Tender Loving Canines Assistance Dogs in Solana Beach and the San Diego County Fallen Officers Fund. Cards hit the table at 6 p.m. Thursday, June 26th. For more information and to register online, go to 4SD.com.
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He did it at Vasectomy Warehouse. Buy two, get one free. Get one free. It's a good coupon. You don't want to waste it. I don't particularly care for the coupon shape, but... It's really hard to cut it out of paper. The Mikey Show continues. Rock 105.3. You like her? She's from Gryke, Britain. Overplay. Thank you. From Gryke, Britain. Yeah, but don't you like it? I mean, yeah, it's overplayed, but... Got a pretty cool sound. I heard she's the new Mariah Carey. Don't say that. No way. That is what people are saying. Dude, I heard the other day that most record producers agree that she's actually got more talent. Wow. Sweet, sweet Mariah. Have you heard Mariah's new stuff? Come on, guys. What is this? This is way better. Oh, no way. What's her new stuff? What's the new single? I can't tell you what it's called, but it is good. Butterfly or something like that? Yeah. Butterfly 2, the comeback.
The thing I don't like about this song is if people danced to it, they would look like they were doing 80s dancing. Or interpretive dancing. You know what I mean? Like Molly Ringwald would dance to this song. With Judd Nelson. But it would be a great song for a partner dance. It would? Yeah, like a lyrical partner dance. How would you dance to this? How would two people dance to this? How would two people dance to it? Lots of lifts. You have to watch so you think you can dance. Will you do it with Ashley? Will you go in there with Ashley and do it? No. Will you dance with Zeth? No, I'm not dancing with anyone. Interpretive dance. Lots of embracing, lots of running away, lots of running towards. I love you, no I don't. Lots of lifts. Do it for the troops. Skye, let's do it for the troops. Do the paso enchilada.
Very good. He's good at that stuff, man. It's 931. Charlie Sheen has issued an apology for calling his ex-niece Richards the N-word in an old voicemail that's just hit. That's so bizarre. Wide receiver Terry Glenn changes his tune, says he wants to remain with the Cowboys now. Ladies and gentlemen. Okay, well, Zeth, you okay? Yeah. That was a close call. Thank goodness Seth is into that kind of stuff. Aye, aye, aye. Bunch of jerks. You're gay! A lot of fun. Seth, very glad he moved over to this side of the table. Yeah, right. I'm going to be happy that he's over here. That's right. This weekend in San Diego, they're going to be casting for Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? Oh, Ashley. Ash, do it. You could be one of the fifth graders. No. Wait. It would be awesome. You should try. Shut up. Do it. Come on.
So if you think you'd be good on foxes, are you smarter than a fifth grader? Are you for real? It's for real, yeah. I'm just lying, bro. We're just throwing things out there, seeing if they hit them. Sorry, dude. I was listening to Jeff and Jay. I got to answer the phone. They don't answer themselves. Because of female chemicals. I can whoop that game's butt. I'm telling you. I bought the board game. Easy street, pal. Play it again, Sean. They say I use more percentage of my mind because of female chemicals. That is a fact. Thank you. So this Saturday. When I was born, they took my female reproduction system out. Oh, yes. All I got is a female reproduction scar. Thank you. Interesting facts. So this Saturday between 8 and 3 at the San Diego Parents Expo, which is at the Town and Country Convention Center on Hotel Circle North.
They'll be the casting directors as well as some of the fifth graders from the show. So you can meet them and take pictures and get autographs. Between 8 and 3. Are you writing this on your hand? No, on a piece paper. Oh, wow. I'm writing on my hand later. We're moving up in the world. How about that? Kid Rock says he's still holding out on iTunes. They don't sell Kid Rock music on iTunes. Really? What's the point? Why, Kid? Why doesn't he? Because he says that iTunes takes some money, the record company takes money, and they don't give any money to the artists. Well, that's interesting because it seems to me like you're getting zero right now, kid. Yeah. So he's protesting. He says he'll be on iTunes eventually because he can't avoid it, but he likes to stick to his guns and prove a point and do something original because he believes in it. Bro. Bro. Okay. I wish we had kid on the phone because I'd say kid. We're only just finding out about this protest. And now that we've found out about it, you're probably going to be giving up the protest pretty soon. So you've been protesting this whole time. For what? For what? They say with him not being on iTunes, it probably cost him 10 to 20 percent of album sales of his latest album. Oh, no. That's not very smart. That is not very smart at all. Jennifer Lopez visited a school for autistic kids.
It's pretty nice. This is a very, very cool story. So I guess there's this school on Staten Island, which is for autistic children between 10 and 11 years old. And part of their daily routine is to exercise to J-Lo's song, Let's Get Loud. I do that every day, too. Do you really? Yes. Who doesn't? They put the video on, and the kids learned all the words and all the dance steps. And so they wrote J-Lo letters saying how much they loved the song, and it helps them and whatever. So instead of just sending back, you know, some autographed pictures or whatever, she actually showed up and performed live for the kids. A woman says that her headscarf cost her seat near Obama. Yes, this is bad. This is not good. So a young Muslim woman who attended an Obama rally in Detroit was part of a group that was invited to be like, you know, when you see like them speaking at these rallies, there's like the norm, the like general admission audience, if you will. And then there's a group of people that get to be on the stage and stand behind, you know, when they're speaking. Right. So she was one of the people in the group that was chosen to be on stage behind Obama.
But then before they went up on stage, a volunteer for the Obama campaign told her that she could not join the rest of her group on stage because of the traditional Muslim headscarf she was wearing. Come on. Come on. So. Now that the message has gotten back to Obama, an Obama spokesperson issued a statement saying that such actions are not the policy of their campaign. And it's offensive and it's against basically the commitment that Obama has to try and bring Americans together. So they apologize. Hi guys, it's Barbara calling. How are you guys? Not too much. I just wanted to call in and say that my name is Barbara. And I am a full-time Barack supporter and a full-time Muslim woman. Now you're a Muslim supporter. And now you're a Barack supporter. Then you told us at one point you were a black woman. You're clearly not. Now you're saying you're a Muslim? I'm a Muslim black woman. That is so not true. Is that what you're going to say? No, I wasn't. It is. And now we're mentioning this?
I just dropped my Grand Funk Railroad album. Sorry, I'll be right back. Why do you have that? Okay, guys, I'm back. I picked up my Grand Funk Railroad album. I put it back in the shelf because I had dropped it. So I put it back. So I put it back in the shelf. Barbara. Because I dropped my Grand Funk. I heard you. We heard you. Get it. A lot of people can bring a lot of things to the table, but you can't bring nothing unless you bring the funk. Guys, I can't communicate with her today. Yeah, we're in the doozy today. Am I flying or what? Yeah, a lot. Big time. Yeah. A little bit. Big time. You're not even making words. No, we're not doing that. Well, see, guys, I'm a Muslim woman, and I have on a headscarf right now as well. Really? Yeah, and so I am familiar with this. As a matter of fact, I went to an AMC somewhere. St. Tropez or something, and they wouldn't let me in there either. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was trying to watch a movie, and they wouldn't let me in there either. And so I know what this is about. It's just not singling anybody out. Barack's not singling anybody out. He's trying to be fair to everybody. He just last week wouldn't let a fat guy sit back there either. If you're a Barack supporter, I don't know that you should really say these things. I think it is true.
I just dropped my Cat Stevens album because I'm so Muslim. This is ridiculous. It's the one after he changed his name to Yusef Islam. Really? Remember when he did that? Really? Barbara? And that's how Muslim I am. But it's weird, Barbara. Oh, I got my Yusef Islam album back in my hand. You're like Butterfingers. I know. I'm dropping all these CDs that I want to be listening to. But it's strange that you wear these. headscarves because you always tell us about how you just went to get your hairs did. Remember how you used to tell us? So why are you getting your hairs did if you're covering it up with a scarf every day? Oh my goodness. I have to go plot something. I'll see you later. Well, it sounds definitely like she was swearing, so I don't know if that tells you anything. She's a crazy lady. She's a crazy lady. She's really starting to lose some credibility. She really is. What? In Iowa, police shot and killed a dozen pigs over worries that they would weaken a levy. What'd they do with those pigs? Yeah, some people were very upset.
I like ham. All right. Some people are very upset. You know, there's been storms in Iowa. Ham. I hope they didn't go to waste. All the flooding. Come get some ham. All the flooding in Iowa, and I guess over a dozen. I'd be happy to pay for shipping and ham. All right. If I send a self-addressed stamp box, you know, that's as big as a U-Haul, what would you say about sending it back full of ham? Enough. So I guess about a dozen pigs were running around because of the floods. They got out from their arms. And they were having problems walking on the sandbags. And they were scared that their hooves would open the sandbags and let water in. And that wouldn't be good. So they said they didn't want to take a chance. It's like a brine. That's right. It's like the skies parted and a bunch of ham fell out. They said they didn't want to... When pigs fly or swim. That's right. They said they didn't want to take a chance on losing a city due to a few hogs, so they shot and killed them. Take that chance, seriously. Yeah, you guys should. And give us the leftovers. Yeah, baby. Only thing worse is if a bakery full of delicious bread had to do the same thing and then we could get them both together.
Take a chance on pig. Take a chance on pig. Take a chance on pig. Take a chance on pig. Take a chance on pig. Take a chance on pig. Sean. Oh, my gosh. Oh, man. Good story, Scottie. Thanks. You guys, I don't know how you feel about it, but I thought maybe we'd do some of this right here. Whatever Sean likes, well, you know that he has something when he's watching. You know he's standing up. No messing around today. That's it. Sean, don't. You know. Don't mess around. No banana check. I don't want. Come on, Sean. Oh, no. You want something relevant. Something relevant. Come on. Make it good. Come on. Come on. And something in English. Banana check. The theme song to Banachek, but he's not going to do Banachek. Banana check. I'm not?
reviews a TV show. And that introduces us. Yeah, he introduces us to stuff because we don't watch everything. He does. That's how we found out about Tim and Eric. Awesome show. Great job. Really good. Fun show. And that's where we get all those songs from. That's how we found out about it. TV. Hello. That's right. It's a great show, Mike. So what do you have today, Sean? A show called Banachek. No, you don't. Sean, why not? Banachek is banned. It's not Banachek. Sean, you've done Banachek now about three times. Yeah, this will be number four. No, Sean. Why? Got to have something for us. Okay. So in this episode. Sean. Mike. Don't let him do it. Well, he can't. I mean, there's got to be something that he's got for this thing. It's his benchmark. Yeah, it's his bread and butter, baby. Wow. Okay, so in this episode. Oh, no. Come on. It can't be. No. No, this week, Mike, I have a show for you called. It's actually a great reality show. Yeah. It's a new show on television. This is the first year that they've done it. And it's actually very entertaining. It's called Groomer Has It. Yes, I love it. I love it. Has It? I've heard of this. You have? Is he kidding? Yeah, I've definitely heard of this. He and Sammy watch this all the time. Yeah. What the heck?
It's a really, really cool show. And it's all, what they do is they take a group of... Talk about it, John. Can I please? Can I please? Who would want to watch the groomer has it? Please. If you like animals? It's not even clever. What do you mean? Get it? Groomer has it. You get it? Right? Come on. Like groomer, but groomer. No, we get it. I get it there, guy. But it's grooming. Go ahead, Sean. So tell us about the show. What's the concept? So, Mike, what they do, the concept is, I mean, you know, it's a concept that's been done before for sure, but they've never done it with groomers. So they take a group of groomers, some of the best in the country. This is really. I support you, Sean. So they take a group of groomers, some of the best in the nation. They put them in a house. They all live together. Yeah, like the main one is Groomer Willis, and then they have. Please. Ridiculous. No, not exactly. But they do have a range of personalities. They have everything from one guy named Artist who is actually a groomer for... Artist. Artist, yes. That's his name. Yeah, that's his name. Is he straight? Well, yeah, I believe so. He's a groomer. He's got a kid, and I don't know that he's married, though. So...
He is a groomer for, like, Humane Society, but then they have another guy who is actually a groomer for clients that you would find, like, in Beverly Hills and celebrities and things like that. So it really runs the gamut. So in this particular episode, the task at hand was they had to do a sort of fantasy cut or a fantasy. What does that mean, a fantasy cut? Dave, dude, I don't want your furry stuff involved in this. Yeah, Sean's kind of bringing his personal life in there. Yeah, I mean, that's really. It's not necessary. It's disgusting. Hilarious. Now, Sean, don't fur out. Hey, Mike. Oh, wow. No, no, no. That sucked, man. You know what I mean. Come on. The guys know what I mean. Don't fur out. Come on. You. Sean, so what happened on the episode since they had the... Fantasy. Fantasy cut. So they're asked to do a fantasy cut because they're going to have a full layout and spread in Groomer to Groomer magazine. That sounds gross. Can I say one sentence without you guys laughing at me? Now we're okay with bestiality on the show. Groomer to Groomer. Oh, no, Eddie. Sean, I mean, come on. You're getting a little out there. I'm with you. Why? Because they're doing cuts for a magazine for their trade? No. Okay, Sean.
Because the magazine's called Groomer to Groomer. Well, I didn't name the magazine. Thank you. So in this particular clip that we have here, Jessica, one of the contestants, is doing what someone would consider a very safe haircut. And what you're supposed to do in this challenge is... Yes, Eddie. He just wants to get through it, Eddie. He can groom other animals. I'm sorry. I don't even know what he's talking about. He doesn't want to be made fun of. You know that. I just asked if it was a dog. You know he just wants to be able to tell his story. That's all he's trying to do. He knows that you're trying to mock him. A dog? That's all he asked. So, just like Top Chef, you know how Top Chef Tom Colicchio goes through. Don't you compare the two shows. There is a comparison. Don't you dare. He goes through as the chefs are preparing their food, and he asks them questions before it's actually complete. Well, these guys do the same thing. And so this judge had a particular question for Jessica, whose safe haircut wasn't going over very well. Hello. Hello, Xavier. And who do we have here? This is Puget. How long have you been working with him? I worked with him almost two hours. Not much has changed. I'm kind of confused just a bit.
how this showcases your grooming skills. Well, I trimmed up his feet quite a bit, and I just, you know, tried to make him nice and shiny and fluffy and beautiful and, you know, try to beautify the dog. This isn't a show. Looks pretty easy. I look forward to seeing what you do with him to finish the piece. My theme is Western. Unless you wanted me to turn some primpy little poodle into a cowboy, which makes no sense at all, there's not much I can do. I can't glue more hair to this dog, Xavier. This sounds real. I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you. That sounds like it's really a real show. It is. I watch it. Is this on the internet? No, it's on Animal Planet. Is he kidding? He watches that? It's every week on Animal Planet. He is kidding. He's kidding. No, he's not kidding. Oh, he's not kidding. But, Mike, but the big confrontation came when Xavier started questioning Jorge about his cut because Jorge chose to put
paint on the dog's fur. I feel like my alarm's going to go off now. Like I'm sleeping or something. Can I please? He actually made a rainbow pattern on the dog's feet. Oh, not good. It didn't go right. What dog's name is going on here? You have the multicolor rainbow bright thing going on here. What is this? Just blended it in just to give her a little color. Xavier, who knows what he's saying. He didn't seem to get where I was going. He just looked at me like I was stupid. I'm worried about it. This is real. A work in progress. Less than one leg done, so it is very much in progress. Mike, the show is called Groomer Has It. It's on Animal Planet. Saturdays at 9 o'clock. I'll see you there. all the time. Yeah, you can see reruns throughout the week. Totally catch it like random times. If you change your mind. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. Good job, Sean. There it is, folks. The last Sean TV ever, ladies and gentlemen. I hope you enjoyed the swan song of Sean TV. The swan will get on. You don't need stupidness. The Mikey Show is on.
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It talks about all of the smears, the smears, the smears against Obama. And then it corrects the smears. So one of the smears is that Obama didn't put his hand over his heart, along with the rest of the Democratic presidential hopefuls at the time, because this was in Iowa. All the rest of them, they all got their hand over their heart, except for Obama. It's a good Obama. Dude, I watched the video on YouTube. It creeped me out. They're playing the national anthem, and dude is standing there with his hands, you know. This side? No, his hands are linked in front of him. And you look, and the camera pans down the line, and there's all the Democratic, what's the word I'm missing? Democratic hopefuls, I guess. Nominees. Nominees. Plaintiffs. Plaintiffs? Yes, all the Democratic plaintiffs are standing there.
You see Hillary, you see at the time John Edwards, and they've all got their hands over their heart, except for Obama. So I had written my brother, or my brother had written me, and he sent me this video where they're, beautiful video, black and white, well produced, very Hollywood. Jessica Alba's in it. A lot of movie stars are in this video for Barack Obama. And throughout it. You hear a beautiful, it's just killer. I mean, like, cool, hip-sounding, very contemporary, and moving sort of almost like made-for-a-movie-on-a-million-dollar-budget song going on behind him. And it's going, Obama, Obama. And every once in a while in this video, they will sync up Jessica Alba or whoever the movie star is going, Obama. And it'll, like, sync, and it's, like, makes the hair on your arm stand up. Very powerful. My brother sends it to me and I wrote him back. I said, man, dude, that is what it's supposed to be. That thing works. It's very effective. Unfortunately, it's a lot like Obama. It's very pretty, but it doesn't have any substance. Oh, yeah. Now, so and I said and so I say that and then I say in the next paragraph, I say, by the way, did you see your boy not saluting the flag back when he was in Iowa?
And he writes me back and says, that's a lie. And it's being perpetrated by the media and blah, blah, blah. And so I said, that's right. So I wrote him back and I gave him a YouTube link. And I said, you know, is this does this look like a lie? Oh, ouch. And so he wrote me back and he says, hey, Mike, this is off the Obama website. It speaks for itself. And what it is, is it's. combating this. And what they do is they show him on the Senate floor leading the Pledge of Allegiance. And, you know, so it's Mark going, so there. Okay, that doesn't... Okay, so he did it once. Or maybe he did it a hundred times. It's weird he didn't do it. It's just weird. I guess his thing is, well, you know, if he were really something wrong, if he was really anti-American, he'd have never done it. Well, not necessarily. I don't know. If he didn't do it because he's like something negative or bad or whatever, I just think it's weird. I just think it's creepy. So anyway, he goes on to say, he says, if you scroll down, you can see all the different smears of choice and you can get the Obama version of what's going on. I really don't think these things are very important. I'm more interested in the change Obama is talking about. Right. But what change? Yeah.
These are all like BS, like look over here, look over here. Okay. But if I even look over here, there's nothing to look at. I thought it would be a great idea to have my brother come on the air as an Obama supporter and debate somebody during the period of time when it was him and Hillary. My brother said, I can't really do that. I don't know much about Obama. Dude, you're like. Out there campaign. You've got Obama buttons. You're the smartest guy I know. You don't know anything about this guy? You have buttons. He says, no. He says, I just, honestly, he says, I get a feeling of hope from this guy. It's a very typical response, Mike. Our friend Sky over here actually had. Don't bring this crap up. You twist it. These are lies and you're twisting. This is not a lie. She had to go to her husband to tell her. Who to vote for? No, come on. Because she was so uninformed around the election time. That's not true. That's not true. It's 100% true, actually. Because it was. She said, honey, please. No. Honey, who are we voting for? You're the man. You're the man. You're the man. You're the man. I definitely didn't say that. Who do I vote for, sweetheart? And he said, Obama. And then, so she was.
And so she said, okay, I'm going to go vote for Obama. No, because Obama and Hillary are so alike on so many of the issues, I wasn't really seeing where the difference was. This is not true. This is not true. That is a true fact. You were uninformed and you didn't read anything. That is a true fact. That is not true. We watched the debates like in everything. Oh, wow. I can't believe you're lying right now. I'm not lying. And so I said, babe, I don't really get where the big difference is between these two. Can you jump on the computer and see what you can find? And he came back to me and he found, you know what? I think for us, Obama is the best choice. And I said, awesome. I trust you because him and I are, you know, exactly carbon copies when it comes to politics. So it was good enough for me. So my bro goes on to say, he says, I have an article in the Vanity Fair. about how the U.S. decided to use torture against prisoners that we had caught in the war on terror. It explained how the Bush administration was able to get around the Geneva Conventions and how after this was discovered, Bush gave the people responsible a legal pass and so they are not to be held accountable. There is something so un-American about the situation on so many levels that we would need an afternoon just to do it justice in a discussion.
Let's see. We can talk about Obama and if he salutes the flag or does he wear an American flag pin, but I really think that that type of talk really misses the point. As far as media bias, I'm not sure what you mean, Mike. We've talked about this before. Maybe I'm just getting old and it's my age talking, but I've watched the media really say some bad things about Obama. And I think at the very least they're crude and at worst they are insightful, meaning inciting people. Just last week, someone referred to Michelle Obama as Barack's, quote, baby mama. Mike, she may be the next first lady of this country, and I think that comment is so dirty. It should not be on any national news channel, but it is, and maybe it's just a sign of the times. But worse, I think it's insightful and I think it's dangerous. Not the baby mama comment, but the ones about the possibility of Barack's assassination. You guys know what he's talking about, right? Yes. Ashley just gave a look like, I don't know what we discussed at length here on the air. It was, you know, the deal where the lady said Osama instead of Obama. Oh, yeah. She said Osama instead of Obama. And the guy says, well, you know, he's brought up something about assassination. And she said, yeah, why don't we assassinate both? Right. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So.
He says, then he goes on about this YouTube, MySpace, all that kind of stuff. He says, I also want to address the issue of resources that Obama's using in the campaign. YouTube, MySpace, MTV. I believe these resources are available to all. Yeah, if John McCain knew how to use a computer. Barack takes no money from lobbyists. He has raised the money for his campaign from people like me. That alone gives him a lot of credibility with me. It's been a long time since I felt this strong enough to get involved in any kind of presidential campaign, let alone give money. I've done so with the Obama campaign because he makes me believe in the possibility of an America and all the good things that America stands for. I think things like the Geneva Conventions are good things and that we should defend them, not try to figure out how to beat them.
I hope we can continue to talk about this stuff. I always enjoy the discussion. Oh, we can continue because I wrote him back. Now, I'm going to tell you right now, I believe I do believe this. I believe Obama is going to be our next president. The reason I think that is because I think that people are going to vote based on what they're feeling, not based on real stuff. I think they're going to vote because they're going to get all caught up. People are falling in love with Obama. It's so early, though. I understand. Once debates start and actual discussions begin. And I think that's how people always vote. Absolutely. The majority of America always votes that way. This is what I said to my brother. I said, well, he can't gloss over the oddness of not saluting the flag. He can come up with any number of reasons. It's weird. As far as the change he will bring. I said, you told me yourself, and this goes for a lot of people that really love Barack, don't know what he believes in. What does he believe in? Any administration is going to bring change. Sure. It's stupid. Let's see. Well, it's outlined on his website what he believes in and what kind of change he's going to bring. That's true. I mean, it's not like he's hiding them. It's not like he doesn't. It's not like he's just saying change. I'll tell you what he says about the economy. He says in regard to the economy, he says that he's going to get a bunch of.
people together that know a lot about the economy well okay i mean i guess anybody that took office could do that now that's not to say that mccain's any better at the economy i'm just giving you an example you know it's an example let his ego lead he's gonna say you know what i'm gonna bring experts in i'm not an egomaniac like some people next he says now our next i said as for the assassination comment Yeah, maybe it was inappropriate, but I think that it was intended to be a joke. It was an off-the-cuff remark. It was supposed to be humorous because she said Osama instead of Obama. Do you really think that she intended that as a genuine remark about assassination? Well, no, I guess you can't. But when you're doing live television and you make this off-the-cuff remark and then you kind of giggle, I think people kind of know what your intent was. You can break it down and you can get all into it and make it seem like it was something that was really bad. It's one thing if somebody says, I think you should assassinate Barack Obama. Definitely. They're both bad. Yeah. I mean, a different level of bad, yes, but they're both bad. No. I said as far as the MTV, YouTube, and MySpace stuff goes, of course both candidates can use these resources, and they do. But Barack, he's a gifted orator, a gifted communicator like Clinton was. He's got a knack for the spoken word.
That's why everybody's fallen in love with him. It wasn't about content. It's still not about content. He's slick. He's glossy. He makes incredible sound bites. Conversely, McCain, in my opinion, the better candidate, he sounds as starchy and goofy as Bush does, just in a different way. Unfortunately, I think he's a better candidate, but unfortunately, he's not gifted when it comes to talking. When he talks, it doesn't sound that great. going to make minced meat out of him in the debates. I get what Eddie's saying. There's going to be a lot of stuff that's going to come up about Obama in those debates that are going to hurt Obama. McCain's going to be able to play on his lack of experience. He's going to be able to play on the fact that he just doesn't know a lot about a lot. He hasn't been to Iraq, and McCain has. McCain's got a military past. That's one of the main reasons I feel confident in McCain. But Obama can say...
anything back and make it sound so rad, people are going to love it. Don't underestimate McCain. In the debates when he would go after certain guys, he had some pretty quick good remarks too. He's okay at debates. I hope so, man. I hope so. My last paragraph was, this country votes like they do for American Idol. It's not a talent contest. It's a popularity contest. By the way, more people voted for American Idol contestants than they did in the last general. We got our priorities straight. He can't sing that great, but I love his personality. Obama. Obama. So he hasn't responded to me yet. He's irritated. I know he's irritated. We get into real heated debates about politics, you know? He loves Obama. It's so interesting that he is a Democrat as much as a gun lover as he is. Oh, I know it. In fact, you know what's so funny? He wears that Obama pin everywhere. He loves Obama. He worked on his campaign. He's volunteered. And listen, if Huckabee had become the Republican presidential nominee, I'd be doing stuff. I would. I really believed in Huckabee. And so he went to a gun store the other day. And the chick behind the counter goes, what are you doing wearing that in here? Had a little friendly discussion.
You know what I mean? Now, what if Obama decides to ban certain guns that your brother likes? Which is a very good possibility. And if that happens, I will really enjoy the day that that happens. I think his argument would be, well, Obama's better for America. Yeah, that may suck for me a little bit in that one field, but America as a whole is more important. Bullets, Mike. Here's the deal. Bullets. Bullets. That's what he wants all the time. The bottom line is we all vote. Well, see, I know what Skye's going to say. Oh, no. I don't know what Skye's going to say. Be careful. We all vote by our pocketbook. Skye says she votes based on the issues. Issues. The issues. This is a discussion me and the hubby had, you know. It's not a fan of the Democratic tax policies and, you know, the effect it would have on us. You know, I think it's for, you know, it's better for America. There's a lot of programs that need funding, and if some people are well off, then I think they can give a little more, you know, because I've definitely been there when I wasn't well off and I couldn't afford things. What about the concept of the American dream? It's still in play. You're still making plenty of money. But why are you getting punished for doing well?
You're not getting punished. You're doing so well that you can help others. Certainly. And that's awesome. Okay, but what you're talking about is a choice to give, and that's not what's going to happen. Like, if you say you're doing well off, you can help others? Mm-hmm. Great. You should. Yeah. You should. You shouldn't be forced to do anything. That's not very American. Democrats think they're Robin Hood. Dude, not only do they think they're Robin Hood, they think they're right in the thing. And you know what? I'll tell you this. This is what I said to my wife the other day. My wife goes, what do you think is the deal with Hollywood being Democrats? I go, I'll tell you right now what it is. Guilt. She goes, what do you mean? I go, they are to a point where they're so rich. It doesn't matter. So they can go, come on, let's give back to the little guy. Boy, that's easy to say from your jet. They're so rich, Hollywood.
They're so rich that they can say that pretty easily. In fact, if they said the opposite, they'd look awful. Can you imagine the richest Brad Pitt saying to, like, the whole world, let's have taxes for the wealthy, I mean, tax cuts for the wealthy. He'd look like a jerk. That's why all of Hollywood, they've just risen to a level of success where they've become so successful they could afford it. They got billions of dollars. So they're like, yeah, yeah, let's give, you know, let's give back. And they still donate outside of that. Yeah. I mean, I think we all. So if they didn't really want to give and if it was all just this cover-up, you know. I don't think it's a cover-up. I think it's guilt. I think it's guilt. I think they just feel bad. I think they're in a place where they can help and they want to do that. They sure are. And I think that's great. Yeah. They are. 570-1053 is the number. P1R. Hey, Mikey, I can see your frustration with your brother. That drives me nuts. She just says, oh, if you have a lie, you should give it. Give it. You know what? That's not the American way. Well, it should be. Hang on. Hang on. Let's talk about that for a second. Let's talk about that for a second. I do believe that you should give. Oh, yeah. I do, too, bro. But what I'm saying is it shouldn't be mandatory. It shouldn't be taken from the government. The government does very few things right. Then how will we fund things, Guy?
We do. We have the highest tax rate in the free market almost. I mean, all the free countries out there, we have a high tax rate, Sky. Well, it's not enough for what we need. We live a lot differently than others. Want to know what Sky and I agree on? Offshore drilling. We agree on that. I don't think they should. And this is what our governor says about it. Cut 38. We made a decision a while back to say no. drilling off our shores in California. And we are serious about that. We are not going to change that. What is the new fuel that we can use? What is the new way of powering our engines in the cars? It's not the big car. It's not the big truck. It is the technology inside those trucks and those cars that you have to change. I drive you crazy. I agree. Who's going to drive you home tonight? I was really surprised that McCain came out and said he wants offshore drilling off of our coast because when he ran in 2000, his platform was no offshore drilling. And now he's saying that, you know, we need it. No, what we need is alternative energy. We need to get off of oil. We can't be dependent on oil anymore. We need to go in a whole new direction. It's easy for you to say, Judy Judson. That's what I'm saying, dude. Driving around in your little Judson mobile.
With your boy. P1 Diet Coke heads on the phone. What's going on? Have you seen the video of when Barack said he refuses to wear that pin on his lapel? I haven't seen the pin video. I've seen the not saluting video. Have you seen the my grandma was a typical white person video? Yes. Yeah, I heard it. I heard it. Yeah, that one's pretty sweet, too. And I understand where Sky is coming from with if you have it, you should give it. I don't want to give it. How come? Well, because here's the thing. There have been times when I've had it and I have given it, and there have been times when I haven't had it, and I've tried to get assistance, but they still say I make too much. Yeah, but what does that have to do with you giving? I still give when I can. But if I need help and I'm not getting it, it kind of makes it a little harder to want to.
help out someone else. I don't know about that. I'm not really digging, so I'm just going to write in Boston Rob because... Oh, Boston Rob for president. Rob, what would you do? A tattoo for every neck. That is a bad idea. Rob, if you became president, what kind of policies would you institute? Oh, man. Here we go. Rob, what are your thoughts? Rob, what are your thoughts on the economy? It is in a bad spot right now. And I'll tell you what I'd do. Well, if I was the president, obviously I'd have a ton of money. So I'd buy a gas station on a corner, right? No, check this out. Everywhere? Well, yeah, you got to start out with one. And once I make enough money, I'd start buying a couple. Get that gas station, right? And I drop the prices of gas. I just drop it on my own to like $250, let's say. Everybody around me has to start. No, no, no. Don't worry, Sean. Don't worry, Sean. All the other gas stations have to start dropping their prices to match mine. You know somebody's making three bucks off gas right now. But then you're taking a loss because you still have to pay for the oil, the barrels of oil. So you're going to take money out of your own pocket? Couldn't he just make policy about, like, gas prices? Who? The president. Like, if he really wanted to change gas prices, he could.
Yeah, but I'm a common man, you know? I got to get in there with my bare hands and I got to buy a gas station and figure out how it works. All right, wait, one more. I am not voting for him. And now, Boston Rob's take on... Healthcare. I just recently got it. And it confuses the heck out of me. So I think we should get rid of it. But... I'm kind of into this universal health care for everybody. Oh, yeah. It sounds great. You know what else does? Rainbows everywhere. I didn't say I know how to make it happen, but you're going to hate this. If you figure it out, though, dude, tell Barack Obama. Hold on. He's got it, right? He does? Then I'll speak with him. But I'll tell you this, man. Taxing rich people don't affect me, so I say tax the hell out of them. Hollywood people didn't get them for all their cash. Now. Gimme, gimme, gimme. All right? Check this out. I believe. Tax the rich. That's my slogan. This is just my own personal belief. I believe Obama is going to be the next president. I do. I don't want it, but that's what I think will happen. At the end of his four years, we will not have universal health care. You don't think? No way. And you know what else won't happen? What? We will not be completely pulled out of Iraq.
It ain't going to happen, but he's telling you it is. It ain't going to happen. We're not going to have a colony on Mars either. We're not? No. I thought he promised a colony. He says it's going to happen. It won't happen. He says a lot of stuff. I think that was Buzz Aldrin that says that. I thought that he said that the price of cheese was coming down because it turned the moon into it. Yeah, he did say that. Turn the moon into a big block of cheese. I don't even think you can. 570-1053 is our phone number beginning and end of every show. We do an open phone segment. You can call about anything, and then we'll put you on. So call us right now, 570-1053. China renamed Oddly Named Foods for the Olympics. Yeah, all the hotels in the area, you know, the Olympics sent out basically this little booklet saying this is what we suggest you change things to because I guess in China a lot of the foods are named how they look, not how they taste, not what they're made out of, but how they look. So they have things called... What do they call hot dogs? Okay, Rob. You're such a moron. You're that dumb dog over there. It doesn't matter with you. I have three examples. One appetizer is called husband and wife's lung slice. Gross. So they're changing that one. Another one is chicken without sex life. Changing that one. And also bean curd made. Insert your own joke there.
bean curd made by a pockmarked woman. So they figure when they translate those onto menus for all the tourists that they won't be too appealing. So they've decided to, you know, change the names to actually, you know, what kind of meat it is. No one's ordering the pudding. He's such a dumb head. What's the matter with this guy? Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey. I had a comment about the Mario, by the way. I had a comment about the Canada. What do they call a baby roost? All right, yeah. Or a pear cut in half. Mikey Show. Mikey Show, hello. Yeah, you doing? This is Mario. What's up, dude? Hey, I had a comment about the feet or the foot found in Canada. Yeah. Yes. Maybe it was alligators. Could be. Alligators. You ever think of that, you turkey? No. I wonder what they call oysters. Mikey Show. I have a request from p1site.com.
That sounds like Quimby to me. Sorry, some people were asking for some rules. Sean's off. Sean signed off the radio. Some people, by the way. You turkey. Nice try, Quimby. No. You turkey. Go in the chat room, you'll see. Yeah, you go in the chat room. Why don't you tell somebody to sneeze on Sean again, Eddie? That's my number one pastime. It's his hobby. Goes on all the sneeze on Sean sets. You're really good at it. Thank you. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, real quick, I would go to B-Rob's gas station, and it'll work, and let me tell you why. Yeah, talk about it, dude. Subway dropped their prices from around $8 to $5 a sandwich, and everybody's doing it. Everyone's doing it. And, Skye, losing money? How would I lose money? There would be a line around the corner for days, for days. Everyone would come to my gas station. Say it costs you $10 to make a gallon of gas, and then you're charging people $5 for it, you're going to lose money. Not only that, but there's...
There's already a line. No, but not if I'm selling out. If I'm constantly selling out of gas. You have to pay for the gas, though, dude. Yeah, it's not free. I'm not saying that it's free, but everyone else is going to have to drop down. I don't think he understands. It's a domino effect. Do you even get politics? This is a bad president. Have you ever been to a rally? You sound like Bush. Yeah, right? Let's impeach him. Have you ever wore a button? Thank you. Mikey Show. I'm with Rob on this whole gas price issue. Vote for me. We would love it. It would be great. I'm saying the people make, the gas people, they make $487 billion. Yeah, the record profits. Let's talk to them. Cut some of the record profits. If B-Rob would drop it $250, he'll still make large money. B-Rob, call the White House. Send up a PayPal account. Let's get me a gas station. My prices will be the lowest in town. I'll do my own commercials on TV. It will be great. BostonRob.edu. I will wear a cowboy hat. Lovely and talented Missy is up next. Today, it's Lost and Found. Songs you haven't heard in a long time. It's going to be good stuff. We'll see you back here tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show is out.