The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 06/20/08
Friday, June 20, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
Steve Foley lawsuitPadres vs YankeesMarket restaurantChewing tobacco backstoryPSA stereotypesSkye's husband returnSean's T‑shirt discussionAshley's bangs and salmonCat incidentRoosevelt Zephian Oates IIIListeners in studioExtra fingers facts
The show opened with Mikey discussing the Steve Foley lawsuit and the Padres loss, then moved into restaurant talk and personal anecdotes. Throughout the broadcast, the Battle of the Sexes game featured Sean surprising everyone by correctly naming J.Lo's twins and Jamie Lynn Spears' baby's daddy, prompting cheating accusations from the female team. Other notable segments included Ashley's confession about a laxative‑cake prank, the Gloucester High pregnancy pact discussion, and Kid Rock's sarcastic video encouraging theft. The show also covered political topics such as Obama opting out of public financing and McCain's reaction, and closed with Mikey's personal testimony about overcoming addiction and his weekly hope song.
What happened, in order
Jaws 33rd birthday call
Talon calls in to celebrate the 33rd anniversary of the movie Jaws, discussing Quint, Hooper and the film's lasting impact.
Sean's pig comment
Sean says he despises listeners and calls them pigs, but notes the audience has reclaimed the term as a badge of honor.
Sneeze blood debate
The crew argues whether a listener's sneeze could have transferred blood to Sean, likening it to a dirty bomb or gas that might affect only him.
Sean knows J-Lo twins
During Battle of the Sexes, Sean correctly names Jennifer Lopez's twins as Max and Emmy, shocking the team and sparking cheating accusations.
Sean knows baby daddy
After a four‑minute silence, Sean answers that Jamie Lynn Spears' baby's father is Casey Aldridge, leading the female team to accuse him of cheating.
Kid Rock's stealing encouragement
Kid Rock appears in a YouTube video sarcastically urging kids to steal music, computers, cars and gas, saying it's okay to level the playing field.
Ashley's laxative cake prank
Ashley admits she baked a laxative‑laced cake for a teacher she hated, which made the teacher sick, and reflects on the high‑school prank's aftermath.
Gloucester High pregnancy pact
The show discusses a Massachusetts high school where a pact among 17 girls to get pregnant resulted in 17 pregnancies, including one girl sleeping with a homeless man to conceive.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSeanSkyeAshleyChantelBoston RobJasonTalonRebeccaKristenThurston Howell IIIPedroCasey Aldridge
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It's a Mikey show at 6.05. Opening statements began yesterday in former Charger Steve Foley's civil suit against the city of Coronado and the cop who shot him. Start spreading the news. The Padres were swept in New York. They lost again to the Yankees 2-1. Where's your computer, Seth? I left it out. Why? Because it's Friday and I thought I would be on here. Okay, I gotcha. I gotcha. Welcome to the show. You can call us. 570-1053 is the phone number. We would love to hear from you. 570-1053. Text us at 35253. We had a good show. We've got a lot of stuff on today and a lot of news happening. And it's Friday, which is cool. I love the Fridays. We've got a couple of listeners in the studio today, so we'll introduce them in just a second. And we'll introduce ourselves to you, too. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show.
and I'm 38 years old, and I'm a foodie. I love food. I love to cook. I love food, and I love the Food Network, but I haven't watched it for a while. Last night, my wife and I went to a restaurant. We had a date, and we went to a restaurant called Market, and it's on Via Delavie. It's Sean's favorite, I think. It's my favorite, yeah. Eddie, have you been there? No, never even heard of it. Well, it used to be... It's been through, like, a bunch of different incarnations, and it never worked out. Uh-huh. But it's working now. It's stuck. Where is that on? It's on Via De La Valle. So if you got off on Via De La Valle, instead of going towards the ocean, you'd go the other direction. You'd go right. Right. And you keep driving down by those polo grounds where they play polo and they train the horses and do all that stuff. Uh-huh. And on the left-hand side, there's this restaurant. And it's been all kinds of different names.
Something Horse, Black Horse Grill or something like that. Oh, yeah, I know where that is. Yeah, yeah. Now it's called Market. Okay. Well, they got a really good chef in there now, good management, and it's really delicious food. And we went there one time. When Sean came into town one time, we took him there, and he loved it. And Rebecca really likes it. She especially likes the desserts. Did you see the picture I sent you? No, it was crazy. I sent Eddie a picture, and Rebecca had her. She was holding her spoon, like, in a fist. Yeah. And so I put on the subject line, I liked my date until. But, yeah, they're really cool. A bunch of P1s work there. I think Eddie would like that place a lot. I do, too. I think you would. It's pretty good food. Let's see. Eddie is our. producer, our sports guy. We've been best friends since I offered him chewing tobacco when we were children. It was almost the end though. It was almost the end. Before it started. It was over before it started. He was a child, but you were an adult. I was not an adult. I was a child. I was a child as well. I was 15. And you were paying mortgage. No, I was 15 and Eddie was 12 and I thought that that was a really
Nice thing to do. I wouldn't do that with just anybody. I wouldn't offer that to anybody. Anybody that wasn't a client. Okay. First one's free, Sean. All right. I'll get you hooked. That's right. That's right. I like how in the public service announcement commercials for drugs and stuff, they have to be politically correct, so it can't be a black guy. It's got to be like a really tough-looking street white guy. Because if they did, you know, if they put it black, it'd be like stereotyping and that would be completely wrong. And so what they do is they make it really, they make it really, really realistic by putting this like real dorky looking, you know, white dude that is very tough. He's a street, he's a, in the script it says street tough.
Like K-Fed tough. That's right. Actually, K-Fed would be a lot tougher than the guys they put in the commercials. Thank you. Let's see. Skye is our news girl. She is 30 years of age. That's right. And she now has her hubby back in the home. How long was he gone? He left on Saturday. So, I don't know, was that five days? So I didn't really think I was going to miss him. I was actually kind of excited for him to leave. Yeah, that's very nice. I didn't think I was going to miss him at all. Well, no, I was thinking like. To be totally honest. Oh, it'll be cool to have some me time, to have some alone time. This will be good for us. And then the second I got home from dropping him on the airport, I'm like, where's my friend? Yeah, what do I do now? My friend's gone. Now what? Did you guys wreck shop last night? Okay.
What a way to put it. We have husband and wife time. All right. Yeah. Well, congratulations. Here's the bow-legged women. All right. I'm not even sure what that means. I'm not even sure what that was supposed to, where that was going. Well, nice to have him back, right? Yeah. There you go. Sean is our sound effects guy. He is 38. And he's got on a white T-shirt. Well, not exactly a T-shirt. Well, that's what it is. It's not under anything. Well, it's not currently under anything. Thank you. That is fabulous. However. Right now it's a T-shirt. However. Bring it. That doesn't change what it is. It's only an undershirt if it's under something. I don't think so. Ashley is our assistant producer. Yes, moving right along.
She's 24 years of age for 11 more days. And she has bangs now. She got her hair did. And it looks gorgeous. I like her bangs. That's right. And she's wearing orange, which is good. Orange is a good color for her. Her and I were discussing the different colors on her. And I was telling her what brings out certain highlights. I don't know. That's salmon. Salmon's good, but... Looks like you got a little salmon on your chin. All right, thanks. I don't even know what it means. What does that mean? I don't know. I don't even know. I don't know. But speaking. But he finds it funny. Yeah. Hilarious. Look at him. He's silently laughing in there. I really don't get that. I don't either. I don't either. I'm really trying to wrap my head around it. Are we still taking Vicodin? Is that what it's going on? I don't know. No. I'm not. Maybe it's. Is it the Afro talking? Hey. What? What? What? I can't calm it down. I'm sorry. It makes bad jokes. Yeah. I can't. Why don't you put.
product in it like Skye. Or cut it. Yeah, that's a great idea. I saw your fiancé last night. My fiancé? Yeah. Where? She was... Rebecca and I ended up kicking somebody in the teeth. Let's play that game. She had a girl in the car. She had a girl in the car. She went to... It was a tough night for her yesterday. Uh-oh. So she went out to like a happy hour thing. She had to put her cat down. Oh, no. No, she did not. Really? Why? The thing, like, oh, it's a bad story. Sky know all about it or something? Yeah, I was working at Sky's house when it all went down. And I, yeah, it was sick. We don't know exactly what happened, but we think someone stepped on it and it went paralyzed in its back legs. Stepped on it? Are you kidding? Are you kidding? No, not. Like a family member? Yeah. Like an accident. Yeah, it was an accident. And someone just, you know, the cat was like there, and they didn't see it, and it was bad. So she went out to happy hour, and you know me, I don't go out during the week or nothing, so. But yeah, so. Oh, poor thing. They didn't put it down yesterday. I feel bad. That's really sad. And that's a bummer. Well, Rob, thanks for bringing the room down. We'll see you later. And then there is Roosevelt, Zephian, Oates III, Jr. Oh, look at him.
Esquire. Wearing a t-shirt that says BAM. Yep. He's a big Emerald fan. Is that the deal? Yeah. I like spice. That's it? Well, because it's Friday and, you know, Chantel comes in on Friday and sits in that seat where the microphone is. And also the listeners usually sit in that seat. In fact, why are there no listeners there now? Not to mention the thing's plugged in there so he wouldn't be able to have his headphones plugged in. The speaker rocks? Yeah, the speaker rocks. Plus, you know, Chantel normally now stays for, like, the whole show. So what normally happens is, like, the listener will sit there for, like, one break. And then we have to move them anyway. So we figure just leave it open. Chantel, we love you to stay. Of course. That's her seat on Friday. That's her seat on Friday. That is her seat on Friday. I cannot wait to see her. We're leaving it open for her on Friday. We're BFs. Yeah. There you go. Chantel, she leaves. Well, that's good. Hey.
I don't get into that business. I love that lady. You stop it. I think she should start coming in at this time on Friday. Hold up. I think she's fun. She is. She's the best. I think she's good times. Let's get the listeners over by the microphone so we can introduce the listeners that we have in the studio. We have two listeners that won the opportunity. We got P1 Teen Spirited. You can hear Sean. He's not that stoked about it. Are they going to be cool? Of course. Or are they going to take over the show? Okay. Sean, they don't ever take over the show. That usually happens every time. They're always cool. Not true at all. Well, they just don't shut up. That's all right. That's not necessary. Not necessary, Sean. We have two listeners. Yeah. We have P1 Teen Spirited. Hello. And she is 21. She's a chiropractic assistant. Oh. Yes. Receptionist, right? Yeah. Everything. Cool.
She's got six brothers and sisters. That's a lot. Check this out. Okay, listen to this. This is some interesting facts. She has six brothers and sisters. Two of them were born with 12 fingers. Check this out. Her dad was born with 12 fingers as well. Do they keep them? No, they cut them off when they were babies. Which finger was the duplicate? Did they do that to your dad too? Yeah. Did he have an extra thumb? No, it was like right after the pinky. Yeah. On all three of them. Yeah. They had extra pinkies. And was it functional? Sean. Oh, Sean looks just mortified. On my dad and my youngest sister, I'm not sure, but on the sister closest to me, they both had bones. Yeah. So they definitely would have been functional. But they remove it because it's just, you know, it's weird and it's not going to be anything that they need. Yeah, socially acceptable. Get the prune and shears. There you go. And then we have P1 Jason. Hi. He killed it in trivia. Yeah, I know that dude. Right? It's been a while. I remember you. Jason's 26, works in ad sales. Eddie, how do you remember, how do you know? Oh, well, Mike. Oh, man.
What is this? Back in the day, I mean, this guy used to party it up a little bit. You did? Yeah. You know the guy? Yeah. Like, personally? Yeah. Oh, wow. Awesome. He used to hang out quite a bit and party it up. How do you guys know each other? He would come out to different appearances and stuff like that, and we just started, you know, hanging out. Me, him, and Rob. Morning show stuff, right? So this is since the morning show. This is in, like, old days. No, no, no, no. It was, like, Babes in Bikini and stuff like that. He'd come out. I'm drunk. Like, three years ago. Like, three years ago. Really? Like, one of the first times I overslept. Yeah. Oh, boy. Because we were doing Miz Bikini, and that guy was buying everyone's shots. Wow. Jason. He won Jason. He runs the Mikey Show MySpace page. That's right. Oh, nice. That's cool. There's a Mikey Show MySpace page? I just made a MySpace page so I could hear your podcast on my page, and then people started adding it. I kind of spiced it up, and now it's like the official page. I got to check it out. That's cool, dude. I got to check it out. We don't have a Facebook page, do we? I don't think we do. No. I like that thing. I'm trying to get Ashley to join it. Facebook? Face space. Face space. Pretty good. Trying to get her on the face.
Bass space. I really have to. I've got to tackle that project next week. Yeah, blog it up. For real, I've got to buffer it. Get it all buffered down. Download it. Download it. Let's see. 570-1053 is the phone number. And you can call us right now about anything you want. P1 Talon is on the line. What's up, Talon? Good morning, Mikey. How are you doing? Good. Hey, I just wanted to call and say happy birthday to a good friend of all of ours. The movie Jaws turns 33 today. How about that? Really? You're very Spanish lady. Talon, you know what you're doing, right? Yes, I do. Those tanks are filled with compressed air. And I am not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Ketner voice spill out all over the dock. Hooper. It's a really great movie, right? Hooper drives a boat. Yeah, the greatest summer movie. Into the cage goes into the water. Sharks in the water. Have you heard that? That's where they live, yeah. Thank you, guys. You're a good man. Yeah, call us up. 570-1053. I'm so stoked. It's Friday. I like the Fridays. Here's to swimming with boat-legged women. There he is. It's Quint. A little salty dog. I wonder how much he would charge to bring that shark in. Now? Like with inflation? Sure. With inflation. Oh, man.
$10,000 for me by myself. Right. For that, you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing. Not bad. Not bad at all. Sounds like it's 75. Yeah. So you got to figure. It's a lot of inflation now. I'm going like 75 grand. Holy. Wow. You know what, though? The cool thing is, is that for 75 grand, you get the head, the tail, the whole thing. You fair Spanish ladies. Quentin. Quit eating those apples with that pocket knife, all right? Who knows what you've done with that thing? Dude, you know it is. That's filthy. Come on, Quint. That's just gross. There's like little white specks of like scales on his lips. Okay. Add some salt. Mm-hmm. 570-1053. Call us about anything you want. Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney Spears' younger sister, gave birth to a girl yesterday. Oh, already? Two months.
Was it done cooking? Yeah, done cooking. It was done? Yeah, regular. Here's to swimming with boat-legged women. She's already on the cover of Rolling Stone. Please, please. In a very controversial cover. So she named the baby. Oh, no. Whatever it is, I don't like it. 17. Exactly. 17-year-old always has to name. Like, there's no way this kid's name is Jennifer. No. There's just chances of normal name. Percentage, Eddie. Zero. Zero percent? I say zero percent. For who it is, yeah, zero. Yeah, zero percent. Ashley? Zero. Sean? I'll give her 10%. How dare you? How dare you? Boston, Rob, what do you think the percentage is? Tell them to hold on. Tell them to hold on. This is important, Rob. Mike, it's a listening. On the phone. They don't listen to me. They just go right into whatever they want to say. I got you. What do you think the percentage is? On the phone.
What do you think the percentage is that Jamie Lynn Spears, younger sister Britney Spears, just had her daughter yesterday? Percentage of chance she named her a normal girl name. Oh. Well, normal by today's standards? Yeah, normal meaning Jennifer or Tracy or Ashley. 2%? Not high. Zeth? 5%. Skye, what's the child's name? Spears named her daughter. Maddie is not short for Madison or Madeline or anything. It's Maddie Breanne. Maddie? M-A-D-D-Y? I-E. M-A-D-D-I-E. Yep. Breanne? She's going to have to tell people how to spell that for the rest of her life. So is that a weird name? Does that count? I think it counts as a weird name. Of course it is. That's strange, though. Oh, baby. Let's answer some phones. What do you think?
Take some phone calls. P1 Brando's on the line. What's up, dude? How's it going, guys? Good. Last night, me and my wife got into an argument about these hurts of study that little babies that watch TV have a greater chance of seeing apes later in life. Man, I wish your phone worked. The heck is up with your phone? Are you in a bad cell area? I think so. I'm hearing myself when I open my phone. Yeah, and you're cutting in and out. The study said that kids that watch too much TV, what? Maybe. I don't know. The study said that? Yeah, but I think it's a scare tactic. Well, I don't know that... Like, he doesn't believe it, but his wife is claiming that a study said that, so he wants to know what you think. Well... I don't think that anybody would do a study to scare people. I don't. I think that they do a study because they want to know what the results are, you know. And if that's what they say, then maybe there's some truth to it. Limit how much you're watching your little kids are watching TV. Yeah, have her show the study to you on the interweb or something. Yeah, we do that. You know, get a blog going on it. Yeah, H-T-P-M-L. That's TP it. Tube it. Tube it up. Yeah, my tube it.
See if anybody's blogging on my YouTube. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? You should do the .NET on it. Buffer it today. My web. Go to my web. Yeah, go to my web space and just type it in the search party. Yep. And it'll tell you. I think we helped a lot. I think so, too. You're welcome. The city is suing SDG and E for losses in the wildfires because they say it's their fault, right? Yeah, they believe that the power lines, you know, had some part in the October wildfires, specifically the Witch Creek fire. And so they want compensation for damages to city property, the cost of suppressing the fire, and potential future claims from firefighters or city employees, you know. So, yeah, they basically say that SDG&E failed to maintain their transmission equipment properly. And a state fire investigator did say that the Witch Creek fire was started by their power lines, but a formal investigation has not been completed. But, of course, the spokesperson for SDG&E says anyone can say anything in a lawsuit. That doesn't really mean it's true. And they believe the fire was caused by remarkable events, mainly the heat and high winds. So it got so hot and so windy. Yes, Mike, think about it.
Because you know what they say. They say that fire is easily started with strong winds. Just watch Bear Grylls try to light fire when the wind is blowing. So yeah, that sounds pretty accurate. In fact, I think what they should do is bring experts out with gale force winds and try to light a match to prove their theory. Try to start fire. while a big airplane jet is blowing air on them. P1 number three wants to ask Sean a question about an oddball TV show. Good morning, Mikey. Sean, I know that you're a fan of Ultimate Banzuke and Ninja Warrior. Can you hold on a second, P1 number three? Yep. Yeah, I just want to explain. To the audience because there's a lot of people that are hearing the Mikey show. Maybe they've only been listening a week or two. And so they don't know what a piggy is. And they would be confused by Sean's reaction right now. As are we. We have been for years. Sean does not make any secret of the fact that he hates listeners.
That is a fact. Despises him. Despises him. Which goes against convention. I would say hate is a little bit of not strong enough. Mikey's show is pretty unconventional in a lot of ways. And that's just one of them. See, Sean doesn't like listeners. And he actually refers to his listeners as pigs. How demeaning. It is. But the thing is, yeah, they've embraced it. They're taking the word back. They're taking the word back. Yeah, that's right. They actually really like him because they think it's funny that he doesn't like them. What they don't realize is he means it. He's not a joke. He calls him his pig. Anyway, what's your question, P1 number three? Okay, there's a show coming out on ABC. I know that they probably played the hell out of it during the playoffs. It's called Wipeout. It's like an American version of NXT.
Yeah. Like basically what they're doing right there. Are you going to be watching that, John? Yeah, I'm going to watch it. You're going to check it out. How about the show right after it, the I Survived a Japanese Game Show? What do you think? Yeah, I don't know much about that one, but I know that Wipeout, they actually, they take some of the competitions directly from the MXC show. Yep, and the Ultimate Banzuke host is actually... It's unbeatable, but okay. You're getting the name wrong and it's upsetting. Sean, it happened to us the second time. He's given you every opportunity to correct it. Sorry, Sean, but he's actually the host of I Survived a Japanese Game Show. Got it. Oh, that's awesome. P1 number three, what's the name of that Bonsuke show again? Ultimate Bonsuke. Sean, is that right? No, that's wrong. It's Unbeatable Bonsuke. P1 number three. That's why he's called P1 number three. You know what happens on the third strike? Yeah, kid. Three strikes you're out, buddy. Sorry I had to do that. Why is a consumer group suing the FDA over the painkiller Darvacet? Well, Mike, they say, let me get the sheet here so I don't. Sean calls that one baby stuff.
True. They say the drug is addictive and can cause a slow... Oh, really? Right? You don't say. Call Ben Rather. No kidding. Well, they also say it can cause a slowed heartbeat and other cardiac side effects when it's being used properly. Oh, really? Yeah. When you take it according to how your doctor says you're supposed to take it, it can slow down your heartbeat and cause cardiac side effects. And so, yeah, they filed a suit against the FDA over Darvacet saying it's too risky to keep on the market and that they've been petitioning the FDA for two years now to get a ban on this drug. And the FDA has, like, just dragging their feet, not act on it. So they're finally taking it to court and filed a suit. What a trip. America's really strange in a lot of ways. Yeah. That's crazy! It's also crazy about Darvacet and, you know, some of its, like, sister drugs. You know how sometimes things have different names when they're generic or whatever. They say it's... Why are there no brother drugs, by the way? Why are there no brother cities?
You guys want to talk about how the rights, you guys are not being treated equally. What about us? You get everything. There's no brother cities. You guys got that city of brotherly love somewhere. Oh, really? Name one Rock 105 brother station. Ain't got one. Not one. Rock 105 3 is, for your information, your brother appreciation station. You just didn't know. You just didn't know. I actually didn't know that. Next time you ladies want to complain about salaries, though, why don't you consider the fact that we don't have a brother station, okay? Why don't you consider that? Why don't you consider it? Take it into the basement. We will. Thank you. Yes. Yeah, put that in your paycheck and cash it. That's right. Huh? Great, Sean. All right. Okay. So what were you going to say, Sky? Well, I was just going to say that, you know, how it's known to cause these cardiac side effects. Well, it is one of the most widely prescribed drugs in the U.S., so that's good with about only 22 million prescription filled last year. That's a lot. Yeah, so, you know, the FDA's dragging its feet on that one. My brother, I know, got that one when he had, like, some teeth stuff done. Oh. Mm-hmm.
Well, if you take it with a Red Bull, it'll balance itself out. Okay, wait a minute. Don't say that. Don't say that. I don't know that. He's a doctor. Wait a second. Are you saying Eddie's a doctor? No, I'm not. Oh, he definitely is. But I think that's what you do. Still weird. Our text number is 35253. Our phone number is 570-1053. Eddie's actually right about that. That's not good. 570-1053 is the number, the text number 35253. We got some crazy audio for you today. First of all, is Kid Rock encouraging kids to steal stuff? Got audio of them doing it. We'll see. Battle of the sexes today. Denise Richards is finally talking about this Charlie Sheen calling her the N-word on a voicemail. Oh, no.
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I would be the best person to change your diaper. I don't care. Save that clip. Eddie. I'm very particular. I admit it. That's a flaw in my character. Sky. I'm a wealth of knowledge. Teaching myself to speak Greek. And Ashley. I wear myself on my sleeve. The Mikey Show's on 105.3. Hey, it's a Mikey Show. 641. Tim Russert's wife said that she had a feeling the last time she saw her husband right before his death. Worst in the majors, Seattle Mariners end up firing their manager. Yeah, that's a good one, right? Is that Janet Jackson? Well, duh. I mean, hey, what I meant, I'm sorry, I misspoke. What I meant to say was, is that Janet Jackson or what? Sean called the doctor to make sure that they would have the results of his blood test that he was doing. Well, I wanted to make sure that they didn't have him yesterday.
I thought there might be a possibility that they could get the results early. I really want to get it. If you don't know the story, you know, a wiseacre P1 called at the end of the show two days ago. Unconfirmed by me. What? Unconfirmed? That Sean still believes it, even though the guy was laughing. I believe it is a possibility. Even though the guy was laughing and he was clearly sarcastic and being, you know. I don't think he laughed at all. He said that he sneezed on Sean at the sticker strike and that he had this sinus disease and it got all over Sean. And so Sean went to the doctor, had his blood drawn. But it just went on his shirt. So even if it was true. Yeah, but that's not even true, though, that it even went on his shirt. What I'm saying, though, is if it was true, all he said is it got on his shirt. So what could he possibly get? Hold on, though, dude.
Like shirt disease? Hold on. When you sneeze, it doesn't just go in one little pinpoint area. It gets aerated. It gets into the air. It almost becomes like a gas. Oh, it's like a gas. I said it almost becomes like a gas. Maybe we should all go get our blood. Should we all get blood work? Well, I don't know. Did he sneeze on any of you? Well, you said it got in the air and it became a gas. I've been on an airplane before when people sneeze. Yes, that's true. Okay, did they sneeze blood into the air? Now, wait a second, Sean. If they sneeze blood into the air with you, wouldn't it be like a gas that we would all sort of inhale? I said it's like a gas. I didn't say it was a gas. So those particles will get in the air. Now, wait a minute. If I follow your logic, though, it's like a gas that only affects Sean. No, what I'm saying is... The particles get in the air and they will drift. So when you sneeze, it doesn't just go in one area. But didn't the guy say that he did this on your back? Yes, what I'm saying is if you sneeze, it's not going to go in one small area. To follow your logic, it would be like some sort of terrorist sneeze.
on little airplanes that's like a gas, and it would be sneezed on his back, but then it would somehow fly around to his front. It's a dirty sneeze. It's a dirty sneeze. I totally get everything. It's like a dirty bomb. It's a dirty sneeze. Like the SWAT scene when they're trying to get people out of their house. Yeah. I didn't realize that. Sneeze into the house. You're like, ah, ah, ah-choo. I give. Get me out of here. Did you check your shirt, Sean? Yeah, I did, as a matter of fact. And did you find anything? Well, there was nothing on it, but it's been dry cleaned several times since then. Oh, boy. Well, Sean's going to get the results of his blood test today. 10.30. Can't wait. This morning at 10.30. So we'll find out what is going on. We suspect probably nothing, but... Oh, do we? Yeah. Sean was talking to his Indian friend again. You know, the one that works at the... Oh, his best friend. Yeah, his best friend that works at the 7-Eleven. We talk every day now. That's great. Every day but Monday. Every day but Monday because he doesn't work on Sunday and Monday. Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Saturday, Sunday, Monday. That's when the evil guy works there. That's when the guy that Sean doesn't like is there. Banana heister. Well, I didn't say him. He's the one that started the whole thing. Banana check. The banana heister, the banana checker. His name, I don't remember. Banana forcer. Oh, yeah. Banana something. The banana raper. That's right. He forces, he physically forces bananas on people. That's what he does. And Sean told me. He tried to.
Yeah, and Sean said no means no, and he ran right out of the 7-Eleven. Good for him. But this guy, this new friend of Sean's, oh, Sean, did he ever bring the homemade Indian food for you? No, he did not. And I'm not going to follow up on that. Oh, that's good. No way. That is good. That is good. We should call him. No, no. Oh, Sean. Awesome. But I guess this guy's really into Spider-Man. Spider-Man is very popular in India. Did you guys know that? No, I didn't. He's really into comic books, which I was really surprised about because we started talking about the Hulk and how he really hated the first one. I was telling him, no, this one's way different. Even a couple of friends of mine who didn't like the first one, which I don't get, but they didn't like the first one. But they liked this one, and so he should go see it. So he was like, oh, yeah, I'm going to go see it. And then we started talking about comic books, and he was saying that... He's a real Spider-Man fan. I asked him about that, and he said that he's really popular in India. Like, all the kids like Spider-Man in India. And is it Spider-Man? Is that what they call it? Oh, you mean, like, is there an Indian name? I'll find out. I'll ask him if there's, like, an Indian name. That'd be good. Yeah. What's his name? I don't know. Wait, you don't? But he's your best friend. You don't know. He doesn't talk every day.
You guys talk every single... We talk every day, practically. This man's preparing food for you. How do you not... He doesn't make my food. Well, no, but he's going to prepare food at home and bring it to you in Tupperware. No, he's not. That's what he said he's going to do. Well, he said that, but I hope he doesn't. Yeah, Sean doesn't want to eat it. Sean's a germaphobe. He doesn't want to eat it. Yeah, it's surprising that we don't know each other's names. Yeah, we have never, like, exchanged names. I don't even think he wears, like, a name tag or anything. Really? Yeah. Man, Sean, you are weird. That is weird. That is weird. Push the mic away or the camera. It's facing the wall, dude. Well, how about eccentric? He is. Sorry, he's the wrong word. He's an eccentric man.
I don't say that stuff about you. Yeah, man. He's an eccentric guy. We don't talk to the 7-Eleven dude. Oh, wait a minute. That doesn't make you bad. It's weird. He's being nice. He doesn't know his name. He talks to him every day. Now, if he knew his name, it'd be totally cool, right? It'd be a little bit more normal. Well, I'm sure. I haven't asked him his name. I'm sorry. Sean will figure out what his name is. Talking about Indian Spider-Man. It's okay. I don't like it. Move on. 570-1053 is our phone number. And our text number is 35253. Obama is getting it from McCain right now. I'm not happy with that. Can you smell what the Mac is cooking? Well, Obama is opting out of public financing.
Skye, explain to us what the public financing is. Okay, so when you file your tax return every year, I guess they ask you if you want to donate three bucks to the presidential fund. And that money all goes to the public fund, which basically when you get to become the candidate for your party. That's the money you use to run your campaign. And it's, you know, in regards to Obama, it's about $85 million. And so ever since this started back in 1976, every major presidential candidate has used public funding to fund their campaign. Now, if you accept this money, you cannot take any other money. You cannot take any private donations to run your campaign. You can only run your campaign from this money. But everybody has done it, like I said, since 1976, every major political candidate. So I'm not exactly sure if McCain is just assuming Obama would do it because everybody else has done it, or if Obama actually said that he was going to run his campaign on public financing. I'm not sure. But either way, Obama announced yesterday that he will not be using the public funding. So he will not take any of that money.
He will be running his campaign on private donations, and McCain is pissed off. Now, Obama says the reason he's doing this is because he believes the public financing system allows special interests to drown out the voices of American people, and we need to declare our independence from a broken system. Well, McCain says that this move should be disturbing to all Americans, and this shows Obama as a flip-flopper, and this shows that you cannot take Obama at his word. Yeah. Why, did he promise something initially? Well, see, I have never been, I've never found that in my reading. Yeah, I've never heard him say that. But, so I don't know if maybe they said it in private conversation. Well, obviously he did, or else why would McKean say that? He did. It doesn't make any sense. I don't know. I have it. Oh, you do? It's in the thing. Okay, yeah, because I read a couple different things. Well, it's very selective reading over here, Mike. Excuse me, I reported on this story completely unbiased. Excuse you, yes. Completely unbiased. When I reported this story, thank you very much. Excuse you, yes. Obama counsel Bob Bauer said he discussed the public funding issue for 45 minutes with Trevor Potter, who is McCain's counterpart, on June 6th when they met to talk about a possible town hall appearance between the candidates. Okay, so they discussed it. Potter said the two, quote, spoke in general terms about the public financing system.
with Bob outlining reasons it could be considered broken or irrelevant in 2008. And I explained why Senator McCain remained committed to it and thought it was good for the country. Given his record-breaking ability to raise donations over the Internet, the Illinois Democrat probably will be able to raise more than and outspend the presumptive GOP nominee. Let me find it. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on, Scott. Well, it still doesn't say it. Hang on. If you hold on. It didn't say it. It says that they talked about it, but they didn't make promises. It does say that he said it. I'll find it for you. After that ruling, spokesman Bill Burton said, Senator Obama is pleased that the FEC took this important step in preserving the public financing system, which is why he sought the opinion. If Senator Obama is the nominee, he will aggressively pursue an agreement.
with the Republican nominee to preserve a publicly financed general election. So he would pursue an agreement. But he never flat out said, this is what I'm going to do. No, but that was the intention. He said, yeah, we'll talk about it and we'll pursue it and try and make it work. But Obama believes it's broken. He will aggressively pursue an agreement with the Republican nominee to preserve a publicly financed general election. That doesn't seem very ambiguous to me. It sounds pretty like that's what he's going to do. It's different than saying this is what I'm going to do. It says this is what we're going to talk about. No, aggressively. Yeah, we're going to aggressively talk about this. No, no, no. We're going to dive into this. No, no, no. We're not going to aggressively talk about it. We are going to aggressively pursue an agreement with a Republican nominee to preserve a publicly financed general election. Sean, what, I mean, am I hearing something different? Well, because maybe my biased ears are hearing something different. And I, you know, and I trust Sean. Okay, Sean. What part of aggressively pursuing an agreement with the Republican nominee?
I'm not talking about a promise. We're talking about the spirit of what he said. Well, McCain is saying he went back on his word. He's a man not to be trusted. Well, he did say that he was going to aggressively pursue an agreement with the Republican nominee. And then we also spoke about how there were discussions at length about it. And in the discussions, his people were saying it's a broken system when they sat down to discuss it. I guess that makes sense that it would be a broken system because if you don't accept it, then you can accept money from the following. Steven Spielberg, Jeffrey Katzenberg, Oprah Winfrey, Robert De Niro, Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson, Allie Berry, Jessica Alba, George Lopez, John Leguizamo. I'd much rather have that than accepting money from the oil companies, the tobacco companies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you know who can't compete with that? Oprah Winfrey and Steven Spielberg. They don't have any dough between the two of them. He's not compared to the tobacco industry. But by the way, I think that what's really interesting is Obama's declaration when he says he wants to declare his independence from a broken system and run the type of campaign that reflects the
Grassroots values. You know, grassroots like the $272 million that he raised. And all of the money from Oprah Winfrey and Steven Spielberg and Jeff Katzberg, that's grassroots right there. It's door-to-door. It's door-to-door grassroots values. It's a joke. Listen, either way, this is what I would say about it. Just be fair. Just be fair. If the FEC recommends that this is what they do, in the general election to let this financing go the way that it's going, both of them do it. Then they got to cap out. Both of them got to cap out. Yeah, and McCain is now saying that he'll probably, you know, now not do the public funding. But political analysts say that this is something that probably really doesn't matter to voters at all. They don't really care, and this isn't going to influence. I have a question. I have a question. Yeah. So does that mean that it really just kind of all comes down to how much money McCain versus Obama is going to have towards funding their future? What they do is, here's what they do. They take a bunch of dough. Right. And they put together really amazing television commercials. Right. Now, you're probably not going to be able to put together a very good television commercial, though, if Steven Spielberg and Jeffrey Katzenberg are backing you. But, but.
You take a bunch of dough and you make commercials with your dude. So here's what you do. You put together two really good things. God-given ability, which Obama has, and God-given ability, which Spielberg has, and some God-given money, which all of them have. But you can't knock someone for wanting more money towards their campaign. Nope, you can't. You can't. You cannot. The only thing I guess you can knock them for is saying, quote, quote, We will aggressively pursue an agreement with the Republican nominee to preserve a publicly financed general election. Or not. Or not. Or not. That was prior to the discussion. It doesn't say, like, I agree to do it. It says I agree to talk about it. No, no, no, no, no. It doesn't say we agree to talk about it. Read it again, Mike. What does pursue mean? What does aggressively pursue mean? Yeah, what does that mean? What does it mean? To me, it means we're going to go after it hard. Okay. It doesn't mean we agreed to do it. It means we're going to try and make it work. We're going to try and make it work, and if we don't like it, we're not going to do it. We're going to aggressively pursue it, and what we mean by that is that we don't want to do it. Mike, all you've got to do is tell these people over here.
What if the shoe were on the other foot? They would totally think that it was normal. That would be fine. That would be fine. This is their right. I'm sure you would have said that. Yeah, I am saying that. I would say that. I think President Obama wouldn't call him a flip-flopper for doing that in the first place. Oh, that's a good point. He wouldn't start attacking him and calling names. That's a good point. We'll just wait until tomorrow until Obama has to apologize for something else in his campaign. Take a quick time out. I think they should both be forced to wear flip-flops throughout the rest of the day. Guess who's in the studio right now? What's a P1? P1 is someone that turns down their radio, they get to the point, they don't cuss, and they listen to the Mikey Show exclusively. That is correct. Home of the P1 Army. The Mikey Show. 36 month lease, $2,500 plus $3,69 first payment plus $400 security deposit equals $3,269 total due at signing plus tax and license, 10,000 miles per year, 20 cents per mile thereafter with above average credit through BMW Financial Services offer valid through 630-08.
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I can't hold it back anymore. Oh, wow. You have quite a fan over there. I'm a huge fan. I can't help it. I'm worried about your dancing now, Ash. I'm very worried about my dancing, too. I got it. I got it. Let's see. Welcome back. Listen, we got Chantel in the studio. We're going to be doing Battle of the Sexes here in just a second. Is this going to work out? I don't know. Friday's Friday. Hey, listen. I am... Luckily, I'm, you know, I am not involved in this. I'm unbiased. Oh, are you? So I don't know how that... Wow. Sean's messing with Sky again. He's... Sean put the video... Sky, why does that upset you? I don't care. Look at my big old face. Oh, wow. I don't... I want to see Sean. Oh, my goodness. I mean, that's the whole point of the camera. So I can see Sean.
I mean, otherwise I would have just put a mirror right there if I wanted to see it myself. If you can see me, I'm down here. Time to play the Mikey Show Battle of the Sexes. We're going to be friends today. We are. Friends in 08. That didn't work out so well. Ladies and gentlemen, the Mikey Show Battle of the Sexes is Team Awesome versus Team Sass. Team Awesome is Eddie, Boston Rob, and Sean. Yeah, yeah. Team Sass is Sky, Chantel, and Ashley. How are they going to recover from last week's amazing comeback? I'm just saying, I'm asking a question. It was a thing to behold. Thank you. It really was. It really was. I promised. Eddie guaranteed victory. This is a neat victory. And then he won the game for a team awesome lap.
Whatever. That's right. It's hard to. That's right. Please try. I actually wish we had cameras in the studio right now so you could have seen Ashley grab her microphone and it fell off in her hand. We've seen that happen. She's now screwing the microphone back on by hand. Yes. You know, because this happens in most major markets. This is the way that most major market. Seacrest goes through this like every day. Every morning. Every day. Every other day. So here's how it works. Eddie's the captain of Team Awesome. Chantel is the captain of Team Sass. And so what we do is we flip a coin. We are now going to flip a coin. And I am going to, who called it last time, Eddie? We did. Okay, so the girls get to call it this time. Do it. Sky, you're going to call it? Yeah. No. Here we go. Tails. It is heads. Oh. We'll go second. Eddie is going. I mean, do you have to have that toe? Eddie is. Seriously. We're going to be friends today. If you really had muscles, that would have been great. We're good. We're good. Why did you just insult me? I'm sorry. Why did you just insult me? I'm sorry. We're having a nice day. Well, I flexed. She said I didn't have any muscles. I haven't mentioned that goofy hat she's wearing. My head is the piece. We're cool. We're cool. Okay, Sean. Now we're even.
Now Chantel's on the big street. Now Chantel's on the big street. Chantel's in the big camera now. Stop it, Sean. It's kind of one of those things, though. It's kind of one of those things where there's no reason for it to bug you. But when you're a little kid, like if somebody starts to call you a bug, it's not really that big a deal. But for whatever reason, you're just like, stop calling me a bug. Stop calling me a bug. I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. It's like that just annoying to me. Exactly. Well, we will start with Team Sass, and we will go to the captain of Team Sass, Chantel. And Chantel, who do you want to start? I went first last week. Skye, would you like to go? Okay. She is picking Skye to begin for the ladies. You'll be fine. Come on, Skye. Skye, your question is, what baseball team is associated with the Curse of the Goat? Is that some, like, pagan ritual? Oh, man, come on. You gave away a goat. Yeah, didn't you send one to them? Yeah, you sent one to a needy family one time. She donated a goat to a needy family in lieu of a gift. Well, I think it's probably an East Coast team because they all have these stupid things. The Ethiopian dirtbaggers. Leave her alone. Ethiopian dirtbaggers. The Guatemalan enchilada. Come on.
Sky, take your time. Yeah. Sky's thinking. She's actually, she may have something in there. She's got this look on her face that says, I might know this. I might know this. Well, like, initially, I want to go to, like, either the Yankees or the Sox because I know, but there's the curse of the Bambino, all of that. So, I don't know. Can you have multiple curses? I don't know. At 86 years, you'd think you had 86 different ones. All right, Mike, that's not the question. And then I'm kind of going, well, maybe the Dodgers. Because they suck. Sky looks pensive. She's thinking. It's got to be one of the big teams. Because if it's one of the little teams, then it's a stupid question. It is, by the way. I'm going to go the Dodgers. That is incorrect, Sky. That is incorrect. What is it? Chicago Cubs. And what is it? The Curse of the Goat. I don't know. What is it, Eddie? Eddie? Eddie?
Only Eddie can answer this. Why? Because you are the sports guy, and you are a guy, and you don't even know it. And everyone's supposed to know it. Yeah, exactly. And he's searching right now. Do you know, Rob? You're not the sports guy. Rob, what is the curse of the goat? All right. Okay, this question sucks. Yeah. Don't worry. We're going to make up for it, ladies. Don't worry. All right. Oh, so you say. Back in the day, this dude used to bring his pet goat to every single Cubs game. And I'm talking about early 1900s back in the day. And they finally banned him. And he said, you know, I'm going to stop coming. I forget if it was like the last year that they had won is when they had banned him. It was like right after that. And he said, I'm going to stop coming and I'm putting a curse on you guys because you stopped letting me bring my goat in. And now I was asking Eddie this the other day. It's so funny. We brought this up. I think it's been a hundred years since they've won. Really? They got to bring that goat back, man. They should be the Chicago goats.
I think the goat is gone. I don't think so. I bet it's still out there somewhere. They do live to be 100. I've got some connections, Mike. They're for needy families in the third world. That's right. What they do is they, in these countries, they take the goat, they slaughter it. No, they make milk and cheese. It's so disgusting. They chop it up and fry it. That's right. Goat steak. Or roast it. No. Stop it. We now go to the fellas. Eddie, who's going to kick it off for you? Who is your leadoff batter? Wow, Rob was really, really good with that last explanation. I think we're going to start with Rob. Oh, no. Just got butterflies. Come on, you're good. You're good, dude. You're good, kid. All right, all right, here we go. Give me a beaches question. Come on. Whoa. That's all I seem to get in this game. Did you watch it? Were you studying it? No, I have not watched it. You didn't get the beaches question. That's the thing. All right, Rob, your question is, and by the way, for those of you new listening to Mikey Show, Battle of the Sexes, we're asking dudes girl questions, and we're asking the girls guy questions. So your question is, Rob, who wrote and starred?
In Diary of a Mad Black Woman. Okay, give me a second. Eddie has a look on his face like, Rob, come on. Yeah, it's there. It's pretty easy. It's just going to take him a second. He's got it. Oh, my God. Hold on. He's got his hands. Yeah, seriously. He is, he's, oh, my God. He's slicking his eyebrows with his fingers right now. Slicking his eyebrows. I don't know. I wonder if that helps him think. Yeah, it is. It's really helped me think. Everyone's got their own strategy. Answers in the Afro. Can't find anything in that thing. It's got to be. It's got to be. Let's see. Ben Wallace is like, dude, cut your hair. Come on, Riz. Sean has his hands up to his temples, and it's as if he's doing some sort of Vulcan mind trick. Telepathic communication. He's trying to communicate.
Oh, I'm trying to, like... Rob, please. It's like, you either know it or you don't. Oh, my God. Just give me a name, please. I really don't get this. Something pain. Something pain. Cute, you're cute. That's incorrect. What? That's incorrect, Rob. Dude, I tried. That's his show, though. I mean... I tried. Yeah, that's true. He does have a show with the word pain. Yeah. It's Tyler Perry. Tyler Perry. Oh, I knew... What is it? His show, House of Pain? Yes. There you go. Oh, see, I was trying to get to the level. Tyler Payne. That's all right, dude. Don't worry about it. Oh, my God. Chantel's up. Yes, I'm ready. Chantel's up. Come on, mama. Come on, girl. Chantel. No goat questions. Please. Or movie questions or four questions. Chantel has a multiple choice. Chantel, what is the mascot for UCLA? They're bears. Think about it first. Think about it. Calm down. This is important. Eddie just had the greatest look. Eddie looked at me like, okay. She wants to be a Laker girl. This is her favorite basketball team. That is correct. That is correct. She's got a big smile on her face. She's bouncing up and down. You've got to think. We can't just answer all willy-nilly. We now go to the guys.
And this was the question that I was telling you was going to be. Yeah, it's a doozy. It's a doozy. I'll be the judge of that, Mike. So, Sean. Here we go. Oh, great. What are the names of J-Lo's twins? Come on. I need J-Lo's twins' names. Every girl would probably know this. Or not. You talked about it on the air, too. So that's not even a goat question. This is not a goat question? No. We've talked about it on the air. You know this. All of us know this. You all know this? Yes. Ashley? Okay. I'm going to tell you right now, I did not know this, and apparently it's been said on the Mikey show. Oh, yeah. When they were born. I know we announced it, but there's no way. We talked about before they were born and after they were born. Don't have a clue. No. I'm looking at it. I still don't know. Don't worry. Sean will know. Of course. No, Sean doesn't know this one. Oh, really? No, we believe you. Let's all just wait. Yeah, let's wait it out. Sean looks irritated by that. I can tell. He looks irritated because he wants to do his regular thing. His bit. He wants to do his regular. Actually, I don't ever do a bit. Oh, I do a bit. Oh, man. Now he really looks irritated. You girls got to him on that one. You girls got to him on that one. It's so disrespectful. Absolutely.
on why they're attacking you. Do we ever do that to you? No. I mean, not even one time. Sean blurted out the wrong answer, and we were cool. We were like, okay, no, go ahead. Sit back and answer again. She was talking. She answered bears, and we were like, oh, okay, well, go ahead and think about it again, and then answer. But we didn't say anything. That's right. Second chances and everything. Sean, come on. I need an answer. Thank you. J-Lo's twins. Take a guess. Twin one and twin two. Yeah, thing one and thing two. Pritzy and absentee. That's a great name. It is not Pritzy and absentee. What the heck? It is not Pritzy and absentee. Max is for sure one. Max is one. And the other is the A. E. It's spelled with an E. Max and Emmy. Max and Emmy. All right. I knew Max. Cute. Yeah. Pritzy and absentee.
T. With an E. That's right. That's with three E's. Ladies, you ready? Yeah. Ashley is up. Yeah, she's got it. Ashley. She's good. Ashley has another mobster question. She gets mobster questions. She does. How does that happen? Ashley. Yeah. What mobster is rumored to be buried under the goalpost at the Meadowlands? Hmm. This is a guy question. Man, Chantel just got a look on her face like. What is that? A real? Is this a real person? What are we? No. I'm going to just ask you the question again. Yeah, that'd be great, right? Just ask you the question again. What mobster is rumored to be buried under the goalposts at the Meadowlands? It's all right. Just take a guess. I don't know any monsters that are buried under the cookie monster. I don't know any mobsters that are real, period. So I'm going to say Tony Soprano. Oh. Nope, that ain't it. That is not it. What? Jimmy Hoffa. Oh. They say Jimmy Hoffa is buried underneath the Meadowlands. No idea. All right. The ladies are leading right now. One. We are. One to nothing. That's right. Here we go. It is now Eddie's turn. Let's go. Eddie. Whatever. Please don't be pop culture. Eddie. What are you doing?
Yeah, work it. Eddie's doing a little dance. Eddie's doing a little dance. Is he like at a rave? Eddie? Blow sticks is what you need. Yeah, you know it. Eddie, what female artist was the creator of Lilith Fair? He is shaking his head. He's shaking his head. I think he's saying, I think I know this. He's got his hand over his mouth. It wasn't instant, though, which means he's thinking about it. I believe the answer may be in his head, but he's got to work it out, dog. I have an instant gut reaction of who I think it is, but I'm doubting myself. Because there was a lot of those hairy armpit girls that were involved. Those non-BIC owners, is what you're saying? Yeah. I'll go with my gut because I don't want to second-guess myself. That's just irritating. She's got a big, giant smile on her face. I thought we were going to be cool, but that's fine.
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He's from Jersey, and go see him downtown, 1050 Park Avenue. Really good pizza, and you can go there today. Have a little pizza for lunch today. You guys ready to get back to Battle of the Sexes? Yeah, let's do this. Okay. We're tired. So it's a clean slate. It's a clean slate. Calm down, everyone. Okay. Please, please. Sky, you can do this. Thank you, Eddie. Well, the ladies lost a tough one last week. Now Eddie's shaking his head no, she can't really do this. I can hear being nice. I can see you with my eyes. It was like, you can do this, Skye, but then it's like, oh, you can't really do this. Okay. Okay, guys. Here we go. We go back to the ladies. That means it's Skye. Skye's up. Skye, are you ready? Yes. If Skye is observant, she may be able to answer this question. If Skye is not observant, I may give her a harder time. I'm getting in my noggin. Skye, what's the name of the ice planet in Empire Strikes Back? You are going to upset your friend. You know this. She's got to know it. You know this. Yeah. Well, I know Tatooine, but that's not the ice planet. That's the one where Princess Amidala is from, right? Your radio husband, your radio marriage is on the line. An ice planet. Oh, that's hurtful. That's just...
What do you mean? Oh, isn't that in, like, the worst one of all the movies? Okay, that's called outward aggression. Oh, how dare you? That's outward aggression. Oh, Eddie's freaking out. That's outward aggression. That's not passive. That's not passive. That's outward. Empire is the best one ever. What is the name, Skye? Oh, she's leaning against her forehead against the microphone. This is bad. This is a multiple choice. This is not a multiple choice. Why not? Because it's so easy. Whoa, whoa. I don't want to get a radio divorce question. Seriously. What is the name of the ice planet? It's too late. Empire Strikes Back. Empire Strikes Back. Well, no, I don't know. She was trying to hurt your guts. I'm trying to think of the scene where somebody's on an ice planet. She's looking at Betty. And all I keep thinking is, like, the abominable Superman. Oh, bless your heart, honey. I can't even visualize it. Oh, this is bad. Pain. Oh, Eddie. I think I'm seeing Harrison Ford in some big puffy jacket. I wouldn't say anymore. I wouldn't. Sky. Definitely. You want to maintain. You need to jump in. That's right. Maybe if I just keep throwing it out there. Sky. He's burning fire with those eyes through you. Give me a name. Give me a name of the ice planet and empire. Name of the ice planet. The only planet I can think of is Tatooine. Sky.
That's the only one I know, bro. Sky, you've heard this, and as soon as I say it, you're going to go, oh, yeah, I've heard that. Let's see. It's the only one you ever heard of? Yes. You never heard it say Dagobah? You never heard it say Cloud City? That's a system. Dagobah is a system of planets. Eddie just fell in love even more. I love you. Thank you. Thank you. Anyway. Sky, the planet is Hoth. Never heard of it. Oh, Skye. Stop saying that. She's just trying to hurt you. She's never heard of it. Let's go over to the dudes. Should they wear puppy jackets? No, no. Austin, Rob. Probably. Austin, Rob, you get a multiple choice question. This is how we do it. This is how we do it. Rob. Man. Whatever. This is a great question. No, no. Rob, what happens when lipstick feathers? What? What are you talking about? What? What happens when lipstick feathers? A, it dries up. B, the color fades. Or C, the edges get soft and less defined. Is it A, it dries up. Is it B, the color fades. Or is it C, the edges get soft and less defined? Pass. Number two, you cannot pass. What? Is it a strange question, Ash? Oh, my God. Is that a question that girls don't know?
Oh, well, I don't wear makeup, so I don't know. A show-off. Oh, what? Naturally beautiful. I'm just gorgeous. I feel so sorry for those girls. I have to actually put makeup on every day. What is that like, ladies? What is that burden? Can I hear the answers one more time? Yes, you can. Give me the answers. I got Kate Schilling on the mind. You're supposed to think about feathering lipstick with Schilling? Out? I know he put lipstick on his bloody sock to make it look. That's true, yeah. Oh, Eddie. Oh, my God. You're on my team. You're on my team, and I'm doing that. That's terrible. That's terrible. That really rattled me. No, I don't want to be wrong. He rattled him. He made it. You're good. Rob, what happens when lipstick feathers? A, it dries up. B, the color fades. C, the edges get soft and less defined. Hmm. Well, I hope I never get a makeup question. I'll tell you that. I'm going to say... Well, I think I know, but... I mean, I can't relate. No. Always go B? That is incorrect. I'm sorry. That is incorrect. The heck is it? When the lipstick feathers, Rob, it's C, the edges get soft and less defined. Feathers. Like a feather.
That's right. Get it? I mean, he would have thought about it if he would have thought it out. Sean put a lot of black stuff on, you know, back in the day. Oh, yeah, he was a waver. He would have known that instantly. Oh, yeah. Speaking of, he will be next for the guys, but right now we go over to the ladies. And Chantel is up. Let's see how many answers she gives this time. Come on. All right. Chantel is our star player today. We have already talked about this off air, and we. You're right. So let's please. What did we come to the agreement that you cheated? I don't remember. Shush. You get a multiple choice. Yes. Very ladylike. Here we go. I love it. Here is your question, Chantel. No, she is not, Eddie. She's told us that she doesn't have a problem farting in front of men that she's dating. She's told us that. That's all I'm saying. Chantel. Chantel. Week four in one of your relationships? Here we go, Chantel. Greek salad, huh? What? Eddie, don't give double wave. Don't wave from a float. He's kissing his hands like he's on a float. Chantel, what famous... Your multiple choice question is, what famous race car driver is Ashley Judd married to? Is it A, Elio Castroneves? Is it B, Dario Franchetti? Or is it C,
Marco Andretti. Oh, wow. Oh, no. Really cursing strongly. The FCC is upset with that one. She is sending you the answer. Oh, come on. What famous race car driver is Ashley Judd married to? It's multiple choice. Is it? Ashley Judd looks like B-Rub's girl fiancé. That is it. Now, his boy fiancé actually looks like Judd Hirsch. So it's just really, really... Girl fiancé. But that's his boy fiancé. It looks like Judd Hirsch. Oh, wow. Is it A, Helio Castroneves, B, Dario Franchetti, or C, Marco Andretti? A, B, or C, Chantel. Chantel has her head down. She's got her hands on her baseball cap.
Oh, I didn't know. I'm thinking. She's thinking. She's thinking. Maybe she's just a little gassy. For sure. With boyfriends. Got her hands in the praying position. She's looking ceiling word. Come on, cheeks. Stay together. That is Chantel. Okay, four weeks ago, Chantel admitted she farted. Hair into that one. There you go. I'm so uncomfortable right now. She couldn't be more gorgeous. She couldn't be more gorgeous. She's a Charger girl. And she comes and she goes, when I have my boyfriends and we're together for a while, you know, I let them fly. I know. Chantelle, I need an answer. Okay, I'm just going to say B. That is correct. I was giving her the hand and she gave me a high five. She was like, talk to the hand. Talk to the hand and she high fives it. Take it back. It's terrible. So good. Chantelle, you are the MVP of our team. Is that the first time you ever got two right? No, it's not. Yes, it is.
Yes, it is. The ladies are now in the lead two to one. Yeah. Wow. Back to the guys. Lightning has struck, everybody. Twice. Sean. Sean. Sean, your question is. Come on, big. Sean, what is the name of Jamie Lynn Spears' baby's daddy? Sean, what is the name of Jamie Lynn Spears' baby's daddy? I'm so glad I didn't say it earlier. Because we reported she just gave birth. Seriously. Is thinking. This may be a first for Sean. He may have two wrong in the same day because he didn't look like he's got it. Backing away, he's blinking. This is a hard one. Now he's got his head down. He's got both fists in praying position up to his forehead. It's almost like he's going to crash in an airplane. There's no way Sean can know this. You can do this, Sean. There's no way. What do you mean there's no way I could know this? Because, I mean, this is a very random fact.
So then it doesn't deserve to be a question. Right. No, no, I'm saying. We should throw it out. We should probably throw it out. No, like the goat question. I don't know. You said it. You're the one saying it. Well, no, I mean, Boston Rob knew the goat question. I'm just saying that Sean would not know this. Oh. No, wow. I'm just saying. Wow. Well. Should we give him another question then? Should we be fair? Should we be fair? No, girls know this. So if, now, what if, you know, if Sean doesn't know this, that means that's consistent with a guy not knowing it. If he does know it, he's cheating, I think is what Sky is trying to say. Is that the deal? That's what Sky is trying to say. If he gets a correct answer, cheating. I mean, you're now accusing Sean of cheating? Wow. Sean, how do you feel about Sean's face? The look on Sean's face is loud. I thought if I just kept being louder, it would go away. All right, Sean, your question again. What is the name of Jamie Lynn Spears' baby's daddy? Two minutes now.
Oh, man, he is so upset. We have kept time on Chantel and Sky. Oh, yes. Chantel doesn't sit there pretending not to know it. Chantel actually took a nap. She took a 20-minute nap. It was a power nap. Give my guy a break. He just sits there, though. I get bored. Don't forget about Hoth. How long did I take, Mike? I was working it out. At least I was talking it out. I get bored. I agree. Oh, I didn't know I was supposed to entertain you. I'm bored right now. You're supposed to talk it out. This is why you guys broke up, you know. It's either of the many reasons. These are your options. You talk it out or else you don't know it. I would love to talk it out, but you guys won't stop.
No, there was like a 30-second gap of silence. At least almost a minute. I'm sure there was a 30-second gap. Well, that was because I've been keeping track now. It's been three minutes. Come on, Shani. You got an answer. Just guess. You know, what's the name of Jamie Lynn Spears' baby's daddy? You either know it or you don't. Do we have to have first and last name? Oh, my gosh. Yes, we do. I think I know the last name. All right. We got to have first and last. We have to wait at least another minute. Take two. I'm going to take a total guess here. Go ahead, Sean. I'm not 100% on the first name. He said this the last time, and he got it wrong, you guys, so it's not like he knows. Is it Casey Aldridge?
Yes, it is. That's four minutes. Yes, it is. That's four minutes. That's four minutes. Eddie, did you know that? You are the king of pop culture, and you didn't even know that. Sean is better than I am. He has ruined the credibility of your whole team. How do you figure? Sean. You approve? Sean. He's cheating. Sean, how did you know it was Casey Aldridge? Because my wife and I were talking about it two days ago. What was that conversation? How did his name come up in the conversation? We got to get a camera. We got to get a camera. When he does that. I want to hear about this conversation that him and Dina had. He is cheating. Saluting with his right. Saluting with his left. I hope you're proud of yourself. You're a cheater. I want to hear about this conversation and how Casey Aldridge came up. in that conversation. Just keep eating your pizza over there. I can understand discussing Jamie Lynn Spears, her 19-year-old boyfriend. I can understand all these, but to say Casey Aldridge, no. No one talks like this. Well, there's a couple things. I know we've said it on the show, and I know that we've probably played clips that involve it.
No. How lucky that we had a conversation. He's still saluting, by the way. Sean is still saluting. Just a couple days ago. Left hand. He's really proud of me. Even Eddie doesn't believe Sean. Even Eddie doesn't believe Sean. You cannot accuse me of that. I believe him, and of course I believe him. I'm in awe of this gentleman. Oh, he's so good. He's a gentleman and a scholar. And a liar. And a cheat. We're going to sue you. I hope you can sleep well tonight. That's slander. That is slander. That is slander. Slanderous. Whatever. We now go over. He's assaulting his character. We now go over to. I don't want to play anymore. Oh, wow. So you forfeit. Do you forfeit the game? We win. We win. We go to the ladies. No, only the team captain. We go to the ladies. This question is for Ashley. Oh, I love it. I love it. They lose and then they act like this, Mike. It's now to the point where if a person gets a question right, they're a cheater. I know. It's brutal. Well, how does that make somebody a cheater?
a question, right? You accused me of being a cheater. Well, that's only because I saw you staring at your computer. That was it. Sean, we can't even see him. He's all the way in. We can't see him. We can't see what he's looking at. I don't see him, but we can't see what he's looking at. He's looking at his computer screen. That's how we see him. No, Skye, he doesn't look directly at us. He never looks directly at us. Whatever. Everybody knows what's up. That's unbelievable. Everybody does know what's up. Wow. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. It's really, it's come to this, apparently. I'm in shock. I am disappointed. I'm really disappointed. We're disappointed, too, in Sean. Wow, guys. Here's your question, Ash. What is the main character in the video game Halo? Oh, man. Oh, Ashley's expression never changed. She was smiling at me. Yes. Well, I'm going to ask you the question again. What is the main character in the video game Halo? What is the main character? What is the main character in the video game Halo? That's all I can say. I can't answer any questions. I freaking did a freaking thing on the freaking morning show I used to work on. You're freaking out right now. When Halo came out where I went around SDSU campus and asked everyone. It's a freaking dress and leggings. Asked everyone what Halo was and where.
They buy it and how they like it. Oh, so then you'll know this. The main character in the video game Halo. That was like four years ago. Game is tied right now. Is a thief a robber? I think we should give it to her. Eddie, you want to give it to her? No. That is incorrect, Ash. The main character in the video game Halo is Master Chief. She didn't have to roll your eyes. It's tied. Oh, so what is it? It comes down to this? It comes down to this last question. Whoa, lots of pressure over here, guys. I don't know. Think of Curt Schilling. That's what I do. Unfortunately, this question is about pop culture. Oh, well. There it is. Hey, Sky, come on. A little faith in me. If Eddie gets this, a little faith in me. Well, that's what she's got, obviously. Is that what she's saying?
So, Eddie, if you get this question right, Team Awesome wins. If you get this question wrong, we go to sudden death. Either way. Chantel irritated. Sky irritated. Ashley irritated. Why are they so upset? Irritated. They're irritated. I mean, they're like irritated. I don't know. What is the deal? Here is your question, Sky. Or Eddie. Yo, what's up, Mike? What TV show made singer Leona Lewis a star? Eddie is? Pretending to be thinking. This is terrible. Eddie. You're not. You're pretending. It's the British version of American Idol. That is right. Yeah. Mike. I can't say that. No. I know it is. He said he knows that. Dude, that's the second week in a row that Mike has completely. I know it is. Outwardly helped Eddie make questions.
You're right. He just said it. If I'm thinking stuff out loud and you come to me and go, yep, that's right. Nope, that's wrong. Yep, that's right. Like, we don't do that here. We don't. We think out loud. No one comments on it. Give me a different question. I'll give him a different question. I don't care. I will. I'll give him a different question. No, I want this question. Yeah, go ahead. Oh, now you want me to answer it. Yeah, because Sky thinks he doesn't know it. It's up to you. It's up to you. Well, you guys, I honestly am not trying to mess around. Okay, I know, but none of that in the future. No confirming or denying people thinking out loud in the future. Promise. Okay. And no cheating from Sean in the future. What? In the future. Petticoat? I'm not even going to go there. Off the air, Chantel said that her mother accused Sean of cheating. Yes. With petticoat. Yes. Ridiculous. She did. From last week. I believe. Yes, Eddie. It is called The X Factor. That is correct, Eddie. Off his sleeves and his uniform. He's brushing it off. And he's bowing in. And the bow. Two weeks in a row, Eddie has won the game. Thank you, Sky, for keeping that question for me. Sky, live it. You should really be thanking Sean. Sky. Oh, Ashley has a look on her face right now.
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to the Mikey Show. It is 8-17. The city of San Diego has joined the lawsuit against SDG&E for the role their power lines played in the October wildfires. Alright guys, you gotta take this real seriously, okay? Yes. Pac-Man Jones is so serious about changing his ways, he reportedly wants to be just known as Adam Jones from now on. Wow. Good luck with that. He's a good person now. Sounds like a... I wonder if we change your name to just Ed. Are you crazy? What if we did that? Would it make you a different person? But I hate the name Ed. I know, but you become a different person and be nice and not talk about me nor my hat. I've been betting her all commercial long to be cool to me, and she has been giving me the silence. Well, I think because the damage is already done. The hat comment. She insulted me first. She said I had no muscles. Does anybody not remember this? I remember it. What's up? From our text messages. Sorry, I just was wondering. 35253 is the text number. The phone number is 570-1053. This text says, great job, Eddie. You and Team Awesome are on a tear, and you are the pit bull with you and Tony. Whatever, Tony. Mikey, question, what's more likely to happen first, hell freezing over or Team Sass not complaining the entire game? What do we complain about?
Chantel's answer. Who complained? You. I did not complain. I'm going to let it go. We were cool, but you asked me who complained. Here's the next text message. Says Mikey, if Skye used her psychic earthquake abilities, maybe her team would win. That's B1 Rusty. That's a great point. I'll try and dream about it for next week. Mikey, please let Eddie know that he is the cool. You know, these girls, they're bad sportsmen. You know, they don't understand. They don't get losing and, you know, how you should lose with dignity. They don't get that. And it's cool. A little class. Yeah. A little class. Whatever. That's fine. 570-1053 is our phone number. Here are the things that are out there. You can call about whatever. Hit it, Mike. Here are some of the things that are out there. You have. Charlie Sheen using the N-word to Denise Richards, his ex-wife, and she released the tape. Do we know she released the tape? Well, where else would it come from? A robber could have broken her house, gone through her files, pulled the tape out from three and a half years ago, and then released it to the media. Probably what happened. We don't know. Probably what happened. Let's see. Brian Williams is going to host Meet the Press this week because...
We've lost Tim Russert. Yeah, they still haven't announced who will be the permanent replacement for Tim Russert, but this weekend, Brian Williams will be taking over the duties. Chris Martin, the lead singer of Coldplay, who is married to Gwyneth Paltrow, says that she has been his only serious relationship. That's creepy. He says she has been the one and only, and then he goes on to say, is that weird? I don't think that's weird. It wouldn't be weird 200 years ago. You mean when they got together when they were like 14? Yeah, that probably wouldn't be weird back then. What do you mean? They did? I don't know. They were really young when they got pregnant and married and had babies. For real? Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow? No, 200 years ago. He's saying it wouldn't be weird 200 years ago. And I'm saying, well, yeah, because it was different 200 years ago. People were getting together when they were just kids and starting families, you know? But I've noticed. I've met a lot of.
men who say they haven't been in serious relationships, and it blows my mind. Yeah. I think I'm my boyfriend first. Wow. What the? Well said. Yeah, he was a virgin when I met him. That is true. Serious relationship first. Yeah, she's talking about serious relationships. What was his longest relationship previous to you? He said he'd never met a girl before. Yeah. Not like that. I think he had girlfriends that were maybe, like, six months or under, but they were never serious. Like, you know? Well, he was, okay, one for six years, but does that count? They were having a good time. It wasn't serious. Yeah. Mikey Show, who's this? This is Kristen. Okay. Go ahead, Kristen. All right, so this is kind of random, but I wanted to know your opinion. I'm really... Having a hard time figuring out what to do. My husband came home from work last night, and he told me that he's decided to be one of his female co-workers, Lamaze Partners. She is unmarried, is not dating anyone, is having a child on her own. I just... I'm sorry. Hold on, guys. Hold on. Before we say anything, go ahead.
I just find this unacceptable. We have kids of our own. We've, you know, been married for eight years. I don't understand how he thinks this is okay. I mean, I know that he's trying to do something nice for someone who needs it. Are you concerned that if he does that, that, you know, he might start sleeping with her? I'm asking. I'm asking a question. I don't know. I'm asking. Is that out of bounds? I thought it was fine. That's out of bounds. Oh, so you really like. I'm asking her, does she think he'll cheat? I mean, I'm guessing. I haven't even given an opinion. I'm just asking what, you know, she's upset. She obviously is upset that her husband is going to be taking a coworker to Lamar's class. And I'm thinking to myself, oh, I wonder why she's feeling this way. And I'm guessing it's because. They're going to go to Canada together and run away? I don't know. I don't think he's going to cheat. I just think it's a really intimate thing. I think he's trying to do it for a really nice... She's trying to be nice, but I feel like from her perspective, it's just really twisted. I don't know her. I just feel like that's... So he didn't talk to you about it before he agreed? No.
I feel like she's just trying to, like, sneak into, you know, his world and, like, try to... Take him away from you and destroy you. Oh, wow. Mike. I don't know. I mean, that's weird, right? Because when women are pregnant, all they want to do is just, like, get with someone and, like, probably make love again so they can, like, potentially have more kids. And, like, they probably feel really good about themselves, so they're like, I'm going to put my... Right. Come on. I think she has a legitimate reason to be upset over this. So do I. I do too. I don't think it's appropriate. Yeah. Perfect. It's not appropriate. Probably not appropriate. Like you guys. Like you guys. Would you ever do that? No. No. Like I think it may have been appropriate if the gal sat down and asked them together and the husband and the wife talked about it before making a decision. I don't think it's appropriate to sit down even with the both of them. She doesn't even know this lady. She doesn't even know her. Maybe. She knows the husband. But I think it would be considerate of her to say, I know I don't know your wife, but this is something that's really big, so I'd like her to be in on the decision-making process. I want to make sure she's okay with this. Right. What if it was just kind of like an off-the-cuff conversation?
What I want to know is how that chick who's pregnant feels comfortable asking a married man to be with her at a Lamaze class. Like, wouldn't that make you feel uncomfortable? Because they're probably friends. Well, I've got an idea. You would? Yes, you would. Eddie, why did you just wink at Scott? That is so uncomfortable to me. That was so uncomfortable that you just did that. The winking of the... We all know what that means, Mike. It can be sexual. You know where Scott's coming from. How can it be sexual? There's a lot of, like, you know... It's very intimate. It's very intimate. Don't they sit behind you? They do. There's a lot going on there. So, Skye. I don't know. I don't know. Eddie would be sitting behind you. No. Okay, let me... I'm going to paint the picture. Sean, can you give me some sort of sitar music? Do you have any sort of like... Can we not do this? I'm just saying it's not... Guys, I just want to let you know... Men and women can be friends. Can just be friends. It happens. Men and women can just be friends. There we are in the Lamaze room. Oh, awesome. Eddie is... You have your legs crossed. Eddie is behind you, scissor-legged, and you are in his crotch. No!
Because that's what you do. You're backed up against him. Oh, I'm leaning. Okay, I'm backed up against him. Yeah. And. Eddie. Eddie. He. Has his. My stomach is down. Yes. All over. All over. Yeah. All over. Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. Maybe I need breathing. That would be totally inappropriate. I'm misinterpreting what I'm doing. Maybe I'll go over there and show you. No. Sit down. Definitely sit down. It's just Lamaze. No, it's not. It's not. He's lost it. So his arms would be around, and he'd be, because they do that, rubbing you. Oh, yeah. You're breathing together. Like rubbing your what? Well, first of all, he'd be rubbing your belly. Well, everybody rubs your belly when you're pregnant. But not like he's going to be pregnant. There's a difference. You know, ladies, when the ladies go to these classes, they got on the elastic waistbands. And their top, a lot of times, will, you know, because they're big. So their top will separate from the bottom, their skin. And the husband's rubbing the bare skin and the belly and he's rubbing. I'd wear a mumu.
No way. I practically wear those now, so I don't know what the problem is. That's true. He's still rubbing you. He's still rubbing my belly like everybody on the street rubs my belly. But everybody in the room is married. Well, thanks for pointing out that I'm not married, that I'm having a child out of bed. Intimate. Intimate. Intimate. Intimate. Like, I don't hurt enough on the inside. Like, I don't cry every night at home, okay, because I got in this situation. Intimate. I'll come over and come. Oh, man, Eddie. Down boy. But I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant. I thought you could have a glass. Is that not right? I probably shouldn't. Oh, God. We'll smoke some pot. We'll smoke some wine. Oh, my God. What is your name on the phone, lady? My name's Kristen. Rob wrote Thurston. And for some reason, you thought that wasn't right. Thurston was a woman's name. Thurston. I look at it. I'm like. Anyway, Ralph Thurston. I just want to thank you guys. You've made me laugh for the first time in the past. Like in two days. This is the first time I've laughed. Stop it. Guys. Can we focus at the issue at hand and not bring up something from a traumatic time? I just want to say, Thurston, this is the first time that you've laughed in like two days. See, people say it. It's a phrase. Yeah. It really is. Anyway. I think, Kristen, I think it's wrong.
I don't think that he should be doing Lamaze with her. But what should she do from here, Mike? Who? Kristen. Thurston. What should Thurston do? Talk to her husband. Thurston should tell Lovey. Yeah. Thurston should tell. He knows I'm upset. Is he fighting for it? Does he really want to do it? No, I mean, he feels really bad, and I was just like, I don't know if I'm overreacting. Like, I need the day to think about this, but I'm just going to tell him, like, you can't do it. Well, Eddie, imagine this. You know, your friend, like, imagine if it was Skye, and she asked you that, and you say yes, and Skye gets all excited, and then you go home and tell your wife, and she gets mad, and now you've got to go back. Like, that's gnarly. The guy was dumb. Your husband's an idiot. Wait, wait, wait, wait. That's strong. Am I not? Is this not an honest place? You're picking strong words. Do you not think that? We do, but we're not saying it. I'm always the guy that says it. He's an idiot. I don't know why he wouldn't have a conversation. You guys have been married, what, eight years, you said? Does he not know you have to approve everything through your wife? Come on, bro. Kristen, we're getting a lot of calls about this, so I'm going to take some calls with you on the line. Is that cool? Yeah.
P1 Brandon, are you there? Yep. Go ahead. What did you want to say? Is she hot? Oh. Hello. And does he have a thing for pregnant women? Because some guys have a thing. Ah, there it is. Oh, they do. Okay. Some guys have a thing. Google it, Mike. That's okay. I'll send you a link. No, no. Don't send anything to me. Don't you? I don't want to send anything. Yes, please. Kristen, you want to answer that? No. Really? Kristen. Shut up. Honestly, I don't know her. Shut up, Betty. So you don't even know what she looks like? You need to take a peek at her. Yeah, I guess I need to find out. You don't know? I don't think that should matter. I mean, I really don't think it's about it. I think it's about wanting to try to be a good friend to her and help her. You know, and I think he kind of said, okay, and it was a really awkward conversation, and then he came home and, like, said what he said, and then I was kind of like, you know, are you a complete moron? What are you doing? Wow, so you had harsh words as well. P1 Country Boys on the line, go ahead. Yes, guys, I mean, yeah, if your husband came home and said, hey, I got a co-worker, I'd like to go to Lamar's class with her, what would you think about that? I would have the same reaction as Thurston. I'd be like...
Her name is Thurston. I know, but I like Thurston so much better. It makes me laugh every time. But no, I'd be the same way. I'd be like, what is this all about? You should have consulted me before making this decision. You know, now I'm out on the whole idea. I am the CEO here, buddy boy. You don't make any decisions without my permission. That is not true. We are a team. But I'm the leader. With Vito Power. Shut up. No, we are a team. President of the team. P1 Jesse. Shut up. I'm team captain. Yes. Hello. P1 Jesse has a very good question. Uh-oh. So I'm wondering what happens when she's ready to give birth. Oh. The whole point of Lamaze classes is for the partners to get ready for the whole delivery. Yeah. Right? Are you going to ask him to deliver the baby with her? Is that bad? He's going to see her. No, you're in the front. You stand by the shoulders, and then you don't. No, he's going to have a catcher's mitt. He's going to be right there. He's going to kick the doctor out on the mask. A butterfly net. One of those fireman parachutes. That is interesting. You would assume so, right? Hey, Kristen, did he say if he's going to be there for the delivery and everything? No, I mean, my poor husband, God bless him, I don't think he's even thought about that. Yeah. You know, he's just.
Well, none of us did. I didn't. Yeah. I didn't. That is the point. Yeah. Wow, you just got mocked. I know. You just got mocked. Oh, no, that wasn't a mock on you. It was a mock on I didn't. Oh. I didn't is a mouse that lives in my pocket. Oh. Oh, yeah. So your husband. Nobody get that? The whole point of it. The whole point of it, Kristen. The whole point. is that he is going to be going through this process with this lady that he works with so that he could be in the delivery room with her when she's having the baby. He never said anything about that, so I'm assuming he thinks it's just somebody to go with her. Why would you go to the class and not... That's the point. He's not the only one she asked. She asked a couple of people. Oh, then choose another person. That's weird. But did the other people accept? No? Um, I have no idea. I would guess not if she kept asking. Yeah. If it's a question. It's like she wants, you know, people to go with her. She feels weird going by herself. I'm like, take a girlfriend with you. Like, why don't you take one of your friends? I don't know. Some of us don't have girlfriends, Thurston. Wow, Sky. Sky doesn't have girlfriends. Sky doesn't have girlfriends. I'm here for you. Thank you, Chantel. P1 Doug, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Go ahead. Yeah, I'm kind of along the lines with Brandon.
But maybe it went this way. Maybe he's a little bit attracted to her, and he volunteered to help her, and that's why she didn't come and talk it out with her first, and he didn't talk it out with her first, and he just put it off as... Aren't we jumping to conclusions? Let's not put paranoia in people. No, no, let's put a little paranoia in. P1 Lazardi. Mikey, how's it going? Good. Hey, listen, not to terrify her or anything, but... What kind, I mean, that's not something you ask a stranger. Their relationship at work is probably so intimate that she felt she could ask him to do something this big with her, even though I'm sure she knows he has a girlfriend. They must be. So just a little something to chew on there, Kristen. So hope we've given you plenty to worry about. And you can have strong friendships that, you know. I mean, I'm really not worried. Fist bump. Eddie and Skye just. Well, Kristen, I think that you've got a lot to consider and talk to your husband about. Lots of talking. And my best of luck to you. Thank you. I appreciate your opinion. Thank you very much. We'll see you later. Later, Thurston. That is Thurston Howell III.
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Just got a text message from Pedro the Cricket. Oh, yeah, what did he say? He was a little upset about how the ladies were really down on the guys in the Battle of the Sexes. I don't blame him. Yeah, he was pretty bummed out about it. And he said, you know, in that broken English of his, that, you know, next time that you guys are playing, if you feel so strongly that Sean is cheating, why don't you just have him help Team Sass out by texting you guys? Well, Pedro did actually text me also. But you refused to look. No, I looked, and he said, yeah, I totally see what you're saying, Skye. Love you, sweet cheeks. Really? That is what the text said. He does not speak English at all. He texts. Cheeks, how would he even know that? He's a great texter, and he calls me sweet cheeks. Now who's lying? I'll say. I just got a text message from Ashley. And she text messaged me from her cricket phone. What did she say? Her text says, may I please borrow a Diet Coke? Borrow. Borrow means that, like, she'll replace it. Well, yeah, yeah. If she borrows it, you know, eventually you've got to give it back. But she never does. That is a true statement. No, no, no. You guys are confused. Go ahead. I'm going to borrow it permanently. That's good. Didn't realize. Didn't realize that? Oh, that's different. Skype.
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Because she doesn't know what it is. What is it? Is he good looking or something? Oh, you. Why don't you guys go on a horse and buggy ride together? I would love. All right, then I'll send you guys right now. I'd love to go to Lamaze with him. I'm going to send you a horse and buggy. Whoa. He does it with his mouth. Why, though? Because he's nervous. He has stage fright. He has stage fright, so every once in a while he goes. Okay. It just comes out that way. Eddie. Eddie is not a fan of Casey's. What? All you got to do is look at him one time. Yeah. Hey, I mean, he's got, yeah. What? What's up? It's not, it's a birthmark. He's got a birthmark. It's not a birthmark. He's got a birthmark. He's got a birthmark. His face. Well, it's eczema. He gets really nervous. He doesn't mean it. He's nervous. You okay? I saw Casey's. Yeah, I just saw him looking out too.
Send me the link. Pretty attractive, huh? Casey, you want to see Chantel? I don't think so. Oh, my God. No, Casey just... No, no, no. It's a birthmark. It's just a birthmark. That's all. He looks so... sweaty and awkward. He's nervous. He's nervous. He's really nervous. He's like satanic. No, he's just nervous. Haven't you ever been nervous and sweaty before? I don't look like that. He talks a lot about his childhood. His childhood was real, you know, and so it's good for him to be on stage because, you know, it doesn't happen very often where he goes. But look, Chantal, this is your boy. I mean, he's got a terrible voice. Why is he even singing? I'm so scared. It's a part of you guys. Part of his therapy. Part of his therapy to be singing makes him more comfortable in front of people. And I think he's doing great. I think he sounds...
That's okay. No sunset. Thank you, Casey. He doesn't even. He's just nervous. He's just nervous. He's walking around. When you're nervous, you make your change of way. I don't. I don't. But Casey. Casey. Not even on the beat. Sing it, Casey. Don't. Just speak it. Are you okay, Casey? Don't spray it. Casey. I'm drying. Casey, don't. You're not going to get sick. You're not sick, Casey. Mommy, I'm sorry. For making him nervous. Of course, I'm sad. Me? Yeah, he just threw up. He didn't. Did he? Uh-oh. Don't get sick, Casey. I think he's great. I think it's beautiful. I think it's beautiful. And I like Casey, and I think Casey's cool. Voice like a bird. That's right. Voice like a bird. Yeah, well, maybe. Let's see. What have we not discussed yet? Kid Rock, what happened with that? Yeah, what's he saying, Mike? Well, I got a YouTube video of him. What's he doing? He's tubing it up?
Yeah, he's tubing it on the down blog or whatever. My tube. He's doing the my tube, and here's what he was buffering yesterday. In a video posted on YouTube, Kid Rock encourages kids not only to not steal music, but he does encourage them to steal everything, including computers and cars. What the hell? Not music, because he makes that. Maybe he's joking now. Cut one. Hey, kids, this is Kid Rock. The special announcement for you. This whole debate on downloading music illegally and stealing it, I guess you will, has just really gone way too far. I mean, there's record companies suing kids, and the kids are right in saying that, you know, you can illegally download my music, steal it, if you will, because I'm, you know, I've done very, I'm rich. And so how can I bitch about someone downloading a song or two? I really can't. But what I'd like to encourage... all of you to do at this point is, I mean, it's true. It's just a song. You know, you take the song, you download it. Big deal, right? Listen to this. Let's level the playing field. Steal everything. I mean, if you need a new MP3 player or computer, do you know how much money Apple and Microsoft have? Go in there. Get a new laptop. Grab it and run. New iPod. Steal it. Bill Gates and Steve Jobs. They're billionaires. They're not going to miss a couple iPods and a couple laptops. It's okay. You need a new car? Toyota. Toyota's
And it's a foreign car company, so who cares? Go steal a Toyota. Knock on that dealership, hot-wire it up, drive it off the lot. Going to need gas to put in that car, right? You know how much money the oil companies make? Pull up to the gas station, fill her up, take off. Don't even think about paying the bill. They're not going to miss $30, $40 worth of gas. Your pair of jeans, you know how much money Tommy Hilfiger has? He's rich, too. Go to your favorite department store. Get yourself a new sweatshirt, some new slack, some new shoes. Just put them on and casually walk out. He's not going to miss it. He's got plenty of money. Don't worry about it. Once again, this is Kid Rock saying it's okay to illegally download music and it's okay to steal anything else you need too. So go get them. And remember, stay in school and stay off the drugs. Oh, wow. Nice. So, do you think that kids... heard that, and now they're like, wow. Kid Rock sucks. I really, you know, before, I really didn't, I didn't really realize, but now, really put things in perspective for me, and I just... That sarcasm did the trick. You know how much money, hey, you know how much money Pam Madison's lawyer has? Just go out and marry her and get a divorce, man. Whatever, dude, do what you want.
How much Pam Anderson's doctor makes in herpes bills? Okay. What's your problem? What's your problem? Thank you, Jess. You gotta get herpes. Yeah, do what you want. Hey, Kid Rock, thank you. Kid, I think you may have gotten confused there or something. It sounds like you're confused. You're kind of starting to just attack Pam Anderson. Yeah, and you're kind of going off on a tangent, and you're going after Pam Anderson. Pam Anderson spends on makeup. Okay. I think he's not over it. He's not over it. He's not over it. He's sick and ugly. No way. Well, you were married to her. Thank you, kid. Thank you, kid. Don't spend. All right, kid. Don't just steal the makeup. That's Mr. Rock. Okay. Mr. Kid Rock. Yeah. Thank you very much. Fatso. All right. That's weird. Please don't. Aw. So, Ashley still has that dog, Sammy. She got rid of it. Of course. Why would I ever get rid of it? Why would she have that? She still has that dog. Yeah, there it is. There it is. It's Sammy. There she is. Aw, Sammy. You're so cute. That's an actual recording of Sammy. That is not.
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I got a soul, man. I got a soul. Yeah, I just said. Gladys Knight. Pips. Pips. Not pimps. Not pimps. Not pimps. I thought it said pimps. I was like, that's a pretty sick name. Shoot. It's 9. It's 9.06. Tim's wife said that she had a feeling the last time she saw her husband right before his death. The Padres were swept in New York. They lost again to the Yankees 2-1 yesterday. You don't say. Do you know anything about chocolate? Chantel liked that one, Eddie. There's no doubt about it. She likes that one. That's what I'm talking about. There it is. Get it. Get it, Eddie. That's right. I think we have video of my mom dancing with my dad at their 50th wedding anniversary to this, and she's this mess, you know? Pretty funny. The brother, me and my three brothers, we were not finding the moment. Sweet. We were all... We're fun sons. We're fun sons. I don't know. It didn't sound good. We would be so sad around here anyway. Get this place up a little bit. Hey now, Leo.
I just want to thank all you young kids for coming out here. Yeah, Neil. A lot of you are wondering, who does Neil support for the election? I was wondering that, actually. I was too, Neil. Well, I'm going to tell you right now, I support John McCain. Oh, really? Hey, Ashley, little respect for the man. Precisely, precisely, yes. Sorry, Neil. Well, the reason that I want to tell you that I support John McCain is I want to get all you young people to support him, too. That is the minute some of you start thinking about using some protection around here. I know none of you use protection. Stop the music. Artie. Stop the music for a minute. Stop it. Stop it. Where's my guitar? Get it at it. I don't want to play it. Why are you so upset? I'm upset because of all you young kids that think that you know everything, don't you?
You got all the answers in your sideways baseball cap, right? It's all in your sideways baseball cap. Let me tell you something, you bunch of pimps and drug addicts drinking out of your 40-ounce cans. I don't drink that. In the paper bag, right? What are you talking about? Let me tell you something. When Neil Diamond used to do heroin, he didn't do it the way you people did it. Filters. We don't do heroin. You don't do heroin. What's the matter with you? Of course it's bad for you. That's why we do it. Let me tell you something. All you Birkenstock wearing filthy hippies, all you do is listen to those magical iPods and steal the downloads and do all your business. You jerky kids, you could take your hippie haircuts and go drop your magic dust. Do what I'm saying to you? No, I don't. Get that guitar out of here.
Why don't you try something different and take a shower for a change? Of course you don't. You're a bunch of young people. Of course you don't take any baths. It's because all you kitties are into your bell-bottoms and whoring yourselves around. People are like that anymore. You're wearing those slingshot underwear and everything. It's disgusting. It's a filthy, disgusting habit. I hate all you young kids watching your Annette Funicello on the television. Why don't you cut that long hair on your way to puff your magic dragon? Why don't you try weaving that armpit hair into your ludes? Dope.
Snorting sex addicts. Let's do this song now. Come on. Everybody now. Stop the music, Artie. Again? Again. You're rolling. There's already three of them. You're all a bunch of lice gathering tree huggers. You're very, very weird. You're all dirty from your wood stocks and your mushroom trippers. That was in the 70s. Haven't you little filth grubby scenery for madness? Have you even watched it? Why don't you learn something? Why don't you get scared straight, you bunch of prostitutes? Gladys and the pimps. And the LSD and the balsamic vinegar. Hit it, Artie. Let's do this. Music. Just got a minute. Come on. You with you.
Your soda pop can underwear and your recyclers, your bunch of dope addict, stinker, filthy red asphalt. Get out of here. I don't even know these soda pop can underwear. I don't know. I would think so. Get some knowledge in your head, you damn kids with your free base jumping. Is that what you want to do? You want to go do your free base jumping? Is that it? You extreme worshippers. You're a bunch of extremers, right? And yeah, you and your XY games. With your BTX bikes, right? Oh, look at me with my shoulder pads on. I'm so tough. I'm so tough. A bunch of moccasin worship and freak shows. Why don't you go watch that documentary Planet of the Apes and see how it ends. Let's play this thing.
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Here's something you may have missed this morning on the Mikey Show. Mikey Show, battle of the sexes. Girl. Sky, your question is, what baseball team is associated with the curse of the goat? Yeah, didn't you send one to them? Yeah, you sent one to a needy family one time. I knew that was coming. Sky donated a goat to a needy family. Don't let it affect you. In lieu of a gift. Well, I think it's probably an East Coast team because they all have these stupid things. Ethiopian dirtbaggers. Leave her. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. Is that a true story? Did I read that? It's not going to hurt anybody's feelings. It says, I just cut a fart. I just cut a fart. I just cut a fart so loud in the bathroom that I think Jeff and Jared jumped. How did Sean get a recording so quick? I see the tears that are coming out of your eyes. Wow.
Too little. Whoa. Oh, my God. That's about right. Oh, man. I've exactly heard it, Mike. You don't want to know. Yeah, Betty, I am Mike about him farting. It was hilarious. Hilarious. You really messed up. Men are so dumb. You really. I mean. Really? That is so funny. I'm so grossed out. Good morning, puppy. Talk for today. I know it. Enough already. Enough. Are we adults or what? Yeah, Skye. Skye is not happy, number one. She's so irritated. Not happy. Listen, my mother-in-law is the same way. She doesn't understand why. She can't even understand why is a fart funny. Why is that funny?
What's funny about that? Just listen to them. I mean, it's funny. That's all. It's funny. 570-1053. Call us and pick a person. You get to pick between me, Eddie, Chantel, Sky, Ashley, and Rob. So you got a lot of choices today. My head hurts so bad. Sky, do you have Tylenol? Yeah, I will read a story, and then when he comes back, he can do the words, because I'm going to read a story. Headrush overload is what I meant to say. Sweeper wine. Peanut Noir. Peanut Noir. I said that about a billion times to my wife last night when she got a glass of wine. Sweeper wine. Sweeper wine. Did she love it or hate it? Did she love it or hate it? She loved it the first time. But the 12th time. 30 minutes in and I go, is that peanut? You know for a fact that P1s throughout town randomly say, sweeper wine.
to order it. Yes. Yeah. I'll have a peanut noir. Sweet bear wine. Peanut noir. You have to, oh, I would love to go. I'll go for Halloween. I call it Steve Brühl. With the glasses and the outfit and the cross eyes. Sweet bear wine. Sweet bear wine. No way, Jose. Okay. He called it. Okay, this is how you play the movie word association game. How do you play? You pick me, Eddie. Chantel, Sky, Ashley, or Rob? Now, question. Go ahead. What? Last time we said we were going to go in reverse order next time to make it fair. Oh, yeah. Are we going to do that? Yes. So we're going to start with Rob. The Riz. We're going to start with the Rizinator. Oh, Rizzo. All right. Great quality. Here's the way it works. Here's the way it works. Zeth is going to give us a word. It is our job to use that word in a movie title.
It can be anywhere in the movie title. And so you have how many seconds? That's like 20, 20, 40, 45 seconds. About a minute. You have five seconds to come up with a movie with that word in the title. If you can't, then you're out. It's an elimination game. So the last person standing is the winner. P1 Jackie, who do you want? There you go. It was delicious. P1 Jason, who you want? I'm going with B-Rob. There you go. Hang on. P1 Allison. 300, who do you want? I'll take Ashley. Hang on. What's up? You're my boy. Hi. He's my boy. P1 Laughing Man, who you want? Mikey. You got it. Hang on. P1 Maria, who you want? Hi. And just like in dodgeball, P1 Chris. Hey, what's up, Mikey? You got Chantel. Yes.
That's the queen of sats. That's right. Hang on a line. Good prize, Mike. I'm black and I'm proud. What is the prize? I got 311 and Snoop Dogg tickets. Jason. Go ahead, Rob. I get a quick question. So who's going last? Are you? No. Yes. I go last. If it makes it all the way around, I'm going after you. Yeah, right. You got it. So we're going counterclockwise. Just checking. So this is the order. Are you ready? The order goes Rob, Ashley, Sky, Chantel, Eddie, me. Got it. Oh, my God. Okay, I'm ready. Here comes the first word. It comes in. Movies with the word monster in the title. Ooh. Monsters Ball. Monsters Inc. The Monster and Me. Is that one? The Monster and Me. Skye. They took both of mine. What about monster? Yeah, what about monster? Oh, that's a movie. Skye is out. Suck.
So the remaining players are Rob, Ashley, Chantal, Eddie, and me. Who goes first? Me. So Chantal, you now go after Ashley. Got it. I'm here. I'm ready. Next word is... Are you last night? No. Movies with the word last in the title. Last Samurai. Yeah, that works. Last Man Standing. Last Boy Scout. About Last Night. Last of the Mohicans. Is that a movie? Ashley, who's in At Last? Etta Jamison. Okay. I think that's an out. Left in the game are Rob, Chantel, Eddie, and me. I'm so excited. Chantel, you're still in it. You're still in it. And we start with Chantel. Movies with the word little in the title.
Little big man. Little rascal. I'm so nervous. The remaining players are Chantel. I haven't even gone yet. Chantel, myself, and Rob. Wow. Wow. And we start with me. Movies with the word good in the title. Goodwill hunting. Goodfellas. Good movie. Good luck. Good night. Good. What is that? Me and Rob and Rob starts. That's messing with me, man. Seth, movies with the word man in the title. Dead man walking? Little big man. Man, I shrunk the kids. No, little man. Man versus wild. What?
Superman. Spider-Man. Batman. Little Man. Little Man. Well, do you know who's in that? Yeah. Who? Little Man. Ida Jamison. Little Man's a movie? Yeah, but he doesn't know. Yeah, right. If you get a movie, you got a movie. Who is it? Come on, we'll say it together. Ready? One. Is this that Wayne's brother? Yes, the Wayne's brother movie. Oh, my God. He didn't know that. It doesn't matter. All right, let's do another one. Mike just wants to keep playing. Well, this guy, he got one. It's an old-fashioned movie. We've never, I know, but we've never had to know who's in it. We just have to know the title. No, that's not a rule. That is a rule. No, it's not whenever we make it. come to us and say who's in it, and you say Etta Jameis. Well, yeah, that's because you're making up a movie. Like he did with Little Man. Little Man, what he was doing? No, I was not. It doesn't matter. Mike, afterwards, he said man versus wild. It doesn't matter, Mike. Mike, it's an old-fashioned movie off. Let's go. Whatever you want to do, Mike. It's up to you. All right, one more round. I think it counts. Oh, redemption. Yeah, I think it counts. Well, wait, wait, wait. I do know the movie. I have a question to all of the Mikey show. Stream of comments. Ready? So, in the future,
If we say something and it's findable on IMDb, even if we didn't know it, and Sky says no, Sky says it doesn't count. Because remember, once Ashley said something and it turned out to be like a Japanese, you know what I mean? I think you'd have to be able to describe the plot or an actor. I think it needs to be at least a known movie. Yeah, I think it has to be like an American known movie. And Little Man is, so Mike's right. Let's play it out. All right, let's try it. See, but now, this is interesting because I just got an email that said that At Last is a movie. Oh. From a P1. But none of us have ever heard of it. Is it from Japan? And it was like, you know. Would that be the rule that someone on the show has heard of it? And that's not a known movie. It's either got to be one of two things, I think. You either got to. Controversy. If no one knows it, you have to know it. Okay. Yeah. Or someone on the show has to know it. And that's the rule. Yes. Okay, that's cool. I get that. Everybody agree? Yes. Good rule. Good rule. Here we go. Here we go. So Rob is up. First. Round is up. Round is up. Okay, here we go. Movies with the word king in the title. The king eye? King of comedy. King Arthur. Lion King. Oh, wow. You are good. Stone King of Arthraham. I know that one, too. The Stone King of Arthraham is incorrect. Lord of the Rings, Return of the King. King of Scotland. King Ralph.
John Goodman. Is that a real movie? Oh, man. There were two movies called At Last. Ashley, get out of here. Laughing Man. Ashley wins. You have a nice little prize coming to you. Hang on the line. Be the vice, Mike. Podcasts of The Mikey Show at rock1053.com. LOL. June Gloom is on the run at Escondido Cycle Center. making way for red-hot summer savings. Starting with a powerful new 2008 Honda CBR600RR. Knee-dragging not your style? Then let ECC set you free on the Honda VT750. A big bike look at a very attractive price. And remember, millet riders get 15% off all parts and accessories. Summer up with savings at Escondido Cycle Center. Off 78 at Nordahl, north to 1415 Montiel Road. Honda, performance first. I have got a million reasons why you should go down to Throwdown Elite Training Center over on Midway Drive and check it out. It is awesome. First of all, it's 21,000 square feet, so you've got to realize that's a lot of feet to be working with to put a lot of stuff in there, equipment. There's a whole gym upstairs. It's two stories. There's cages.
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A couple problems in Oceanside for you if you're up in that area. Getting word of a crash in Vista. East 78 past Emerald. If a vehicle swerved and went off the freeway there, expect slow traffic past Emerald. Four vehicle crash in Oceanside. Traffic alert in effect for this one. West 78 to the North 5 connector ramp. The left lane's blocked there. Traffic's slow from El Camino Real on that West 78. Also, reports of heavy traffic on Friars Road near Qualcomm. And if you're crossing the border, expect an hour and a half San Ysidro and hour 15 at a time ASAP. I'm Mike Hancock with traffic for Rock 105.3. Welcome to another Cable Fable Story Minute brought to you by AT&T. Once upon a time, there was a city mouse that came to stay in the country. He was a fast-talking mouse who told wild stories about inexpensive cable and exotic cheeses. Every mouse in the Tri-County area was taken in by his tall tails. Every mouse but one. I've been to the city, said the country mouse.
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Mikey Show at 942. McCain is on the attack against Obama, calling him a flip-flopper for announcing that he plans to opt out of public financing. As reported earlier, breaking news is Curt Schilling is going to have season-ending surgery where they're going to amputate his foot. No, wait. That is shocking news. It's his shoulder that's bothering him. They're going to amputate his shoulder. No. That is shocking. His shoulder and his foot. No. Wow. They're going to just lop them both right off. I'll donate mine. I'll donate mine. I bet he would. You know he would. Our prayers are with Kirk Schilling right now. So if you're one that prays, Mike, I think at the end of the show today we should say something about it. During my testimony? Yeah. Only if you're willing to donate that afro to someone with a needy afro. Somebody that needs help in the good looks department. Oh, my God. You like this thing, Mike?
How long is he going to let that grow? Good looks department. Come on. Will he let that thing grow? I like it. You do not, Chantel. He looks like a Jimmy Pop Pop. You don't like it. I do. You're making it up. Chantel, I haven't ever seen it nice. Come in here. Like, when we go out. Come in here. What does that mean, Sky? When we go out to dinner and stuff, you put product in it. You can make it look nice. But when you come here to work, you're all. He is so offended. He's so offended. You're all scruffy rat. Scruffy rat. Scruffy rat. I'm just saying. He is a fan. I like it. What do you like about it? I'd like to know. I like it, Rob. With your lower gas prices and your hippie tree-hugging ways. Take this over to Chantel. I like it all. Take it over to Chantel so she can see what your hair looks like when it's normal. Oh, yeah, yeah. You got a picture of that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Mike, you got a normal picture? Is this a picture when he puts the product in it and it makes it all spiky? It's a picture when he puts the product in it.
He looks good when he actually does it. He looks like a meat rat. So right now he's not good. No, just wait until you see the picture and then compare it to what you see now. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. Do you have a picture of Eddie when he gets nice? Go show your girlfriend. Oh, that wasn't good. Now look at his head right now. Yeah, look at this. Tell me what you like better. Look at this mop and then look at that. Him and his girlfriend. See? Yeah. Chantel, it looks like he just got out of a biplane. It goes both ways. Are you going to show me Eddie now? Show you Eddie? What do you mean, show you Eddie? What is she telling me? She's got the nerve. Oh, no. I'm going to the gym right after. You look good. I know. She does look good. She always looks good. I agree. Thank you. You guys need to leave each other alone. I didn't start. I'd never start it. I'd just finish it. That means. These two are out of their minds. Yeah. Right? Every Friday, Mike. Every Friday they go at it. Chantel, you know Eddie's getting a Celtics tattoo this weekend? You are? Yeah. He lost the bet to me. I did not. You lost to Rob? Yeah. He bet that the Celtics would not win the NBA championship.
So this weekend we're going out. So what are you going to do? Nothing. I didn't do that. I didn't bet him at all? I didn't. I didn't. I think you bet him. You just don't want to follow through. Really? Uh-oh. Did you bet him? He did. Mike, can we go into something interesting? Yeah, I got something here. I'm just waiting for you guys to get your final remarks. It was rub. Chantel, he's open to ideas of where he should get it, so you just let him know. Sky has new movies coming out this weekend. Yes, we have two new movies. We'll watch it. Maybe if you're not into that, maybe you want to see Get Smart. That looks funny. It looks funny. It looks funny. No. I think it looks funny. The Rock's in it. The Rock is the bomb. Yeah, Steve Carell. Love him. Anna Hathaway. Anna Hathaway is hot. Yeah. Steve Carell's good, but only on that. Cut, too. I think I got one of them. Is that the chief? Yes, it is. Sorry about that, chief. It's very naked gunny to me. Not at all.
Not at all. Like, oh, I get it. You're an agent, and you don't get it, and you're stupid, and you shouldn't really be an agent. I like... What's up? I'm not a fan of Steve Carell. Wait. What? This is a huge statement you're making. I'm really... You just sucker punched me. I've thought about it. I've thought about it. Even on The Office. Yeah. 40-year-old virgin. Bruce Almighty? Seen it once. Haven't gone back. I go back. If I really love something, I go back. Don't go back. No, he didn't really do it for me. No way, Jose. Love The Office. Love The Office. It used to be my favorite show. But Steve Carell wasn't really the deal. No. In fact, the British version of The Office, the guy that plays the Michael part, is better at that than Steve Carell.
So I think I'm out on Steve Carell. I'm not out on him. I think I tolerate. Because he's in a movie, he won't automatically draw you to the movie. No way. No way, Jose. No way, Jose. Little Miss Sunshine. Great movie. Great movie. Great movie. In fact, Eddie just named the thing I think I enjoy him the most in. I think I like him in that better than anything I've ever seen him in. Shut your mouth. As Michael, I go, oh boy, it's very over the top. Well, I think that by now for you, maybe it's just played out. Like you've seen it. It's so over the top. You've seen it again. You've seen it in this movie. You've seen it. You're over it, which I got. Now, you've got to watch that British office. So good. It's real funny. The dude that plays that role is funny. Yeah. Ricky Jervis.
Is that it? The only two? Yep, those are the two this week. I had something else I wanted to play for you. What was it? I don't remember. You hear about the kids that gave the laxative cake to their teachers and they're getting in trouble? Is that where you got that from? Is that what he said? That is funny. Cut 21. This one is being called a half-baked high school prank. Some high school seniors... Get it? Get it? This one is being called a half... baked high school prank. Some high school seniors allegedly gave their teachers a cake laced with laxatives that made the teachers sick. And now the joke is on the students as they face criminal charges. CBS 2's McGee Hickey reports from Cobble Hill. The New York City Department of Health is conducting tests on the homemade cake given out to teachers here at the Brooklyn School for Global Studies. They're trying to determine exactly what type of laxatives were in it that sent two teachers to the hospital and sickened three others.
I believe in my students, and so we have a great school here, and it's unfortunate. Teachers here at Global Studies said they had trouble understanding how three seniors just weeks away from graduation would pull such a stunt, allegedly serving up a chocolate cake laced with laxatives. One of the 17-year-olds was said to be a straight-A cheerleader. A teacher who was hospitalized called it cruel and hurtful. Others are just plain dumbfounded. Disgusting. Why do you have any morals anymore? Many students we spoke to were equally baffled. Why did they do it? I think it was like a prank, and I think they should be punished. Well, the kid who did it should go to jail, that's all. All three students have been charged with assault in the second degree. They've been suspended from classes here at Global Studies. They're being required to take their final tests off of the premises, and they're not being allowed to attend their graduation. You know, please. I did that. Listen, let me tell you.
You made a laxative cake? Hang on a minute. Oh, no. Oh, no. So it's not just a cake. That's crazy. Let me explain. The reason that Ashley did it, the reason these kids did it, they don't know that it's going to send people to hospital. They think they're not mature enough. Oh, yeah. Everybody's trying to apply, like, adult reasoning with this. Like, as adults, hang on, Ash, please. As adults, we go, you can't do that. You're going to put someone in the hospital. Yeah, you're going to make someone sick. It's cool. It's unusual. It's weird. Don't do it. But when you're in high school, that's just funny. It's going to make someone go doo-doo. It's like the same people who laugh at fart jokes. You know, they find that kind of stuff funny. That is funny, though. Like, fart jokes are funny. They find that kind of stuff funny. They're legitimately funny. Yeah, same kind of people. Ash, did anybody get sent to the hospital when you did it? Of course not. How did you do it? Oh, that's ridiculous. No, no, no. Let's not talk about how you did it. I don't want to give any ideas. But who'd you give it to? I gave it to a teacher that I strongly...
I hated this teacher. So to get him back, at the time, Dumb and Dumber was my favorite movie of all time. And when Jim Carrey was pissed, he poured, you know, the X-Lax or whatever. It was TurboLax. I made a batch of cookies and I gave it to my teacher. And the next day I'm like, oh, how'd you like those cookies? And he's like, oh, my gosh. He's like, they were so good. He's like, I ate the whole batch. He's like, it made me a little sick, though, to my stomach. And I was like, oh. That was just your cookies. Nothing to do with that. It was great. Went over really well. 35253 is our text. That's your girl, Sky. That is your girl. And Chantel's. That was a different time. That was Team Sass right there. I was 14. This time I'd get the job done. That's what I'm trying to say. Group them into next Wednesday. 570-105. 353 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. It's Mikey. The Mikey Show is on. And now, another reason to switch to GEICO. Instead of paying more for car insurance, you'd rather pay less. Call you crazy, but for some strange reason, you like saving money. And guess what? With things like money-saving rates, multi-car discounts, and good driver discounts, GEICO's always looking for ways to lower what you pay for great car insurance. Huh. Guess you can call us crazy, too.
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It's K-I-O-Z San Diego. Welcome back to the program. We're also known as K-I-O-Z San Diego. Some have said K-I-O-Z and, you know, that's a deal where you just go, well, it's actually K-I-O-Z. Call it that. There's Ashley's dog. It's not my dog. That's Sammy. It's not Pugsy. It's not Pugsy. My honey just dropped me off at the Best Friends Doggy Daycare. Your husband just dropped the dog off at... Why did I just say husband? Honey. Honey. Or hubby. Hit it. If you're listening, Mike. Just kidding. Just Jake. I wish you were my husband. I love you so much. Well, thank you. Welcome back to the program. Mike, Sean didn't hit it yet. Yeah, he doesn't hit it. Well said. Sometimes now, until much later, he will hit it. But you go, yeah, I was in San Diego. That's his new thing. Hit it. And then he waits. This thing is a wait. And then when you least expect it, Kia. Steve Kroll says he's not leaving the office. Yeah, there were rumors that, you know, now he's a big-time movie star that he wouldn't come back to the office. And he says that all of the main characters of the cast have signed on for three more seasons. Really? Nice. You guys worried that after a little time, they will start to delete or dilute the product?
Really good. I feel like it's already been diluted a little bit, but it's still good. Still good stuff. Still fun to watch, yeah. Well, and I think you worry about that with anything. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I think you always worry a little. Now, this should be good. What do we got, Mike? Sky has a list. Oh, here we go. We're the best at this. It is a list of the worst for you drinks. Now, I'm talking about the worst soda, the worst beer, the worst energy drink. It's like how bad they are for you. Calpico. I know, but some are worse than others. Stop that right now. Salted milk. Worse sodas. Salted prunes. Mountain Dew. Red something. It's the Mountain Dew. Red Sonja. Red Sonja. Red Tents. Red Mountain Dew. The Red Tent. Red Alert. We're guessing worse soda right now. Red River Jack. War Soda. It's Mountain Dew Red Alert. No, it's not, Mike. Red Sonja. Red Red Wine. Jolt. It's nothing with red in it. Oh, jolt. That's a good one. Buzz. Tang. Jolt. Buzz. Buzz Cola. You ever had Buzz Cola? Dr. Pepper. Duff. Duff. That's beer. It's Jank Cola. Orange Trash.
You're close, Ash. Sunkist. Yes, Sunkist is the worst. Eddie, what's up? 190 calories. Oh, yeah. Some of the purple stuff. A can of Sunkist has 192 calories. 190 calories, 52 grams of sugar. Mom, are you listening to this? Oh. Okay, the worst beer for you. Hefenweizen. Hefenweizen. What did you just say, Rob? Pawtucket Patriot. You're the worst. Genesee Valley State. Iron City Beer. Guinness. Harpoon IPA. I don't even know. Guinness. Sam Adams. Is it like a list of the top five? Magic Hat number nine. No, I just have the top, the worst one for each category. Wachusett Blueberry Air. Brentville Gold. Sky. Flat Tire. Is it a name we would recognize? Mickey's or Natty Ice. Those are pretty high. It is Moosehead. I mean, if you think about it, we're talking about calories and carbs. So it's going to be probably a thinker. Party Guinness. Samuel Smith oatmeal stout. It does have the word stout in it. Oatmeal stout. But it's not that good. Short and stout. I'm a little teapot, short and stout. It's one that we'll all know.
Here is my afro. Here is my spout. Guinness. Granville Josting Venereal Stout. Venereal Stout. It also has the name of a state in it. Newcastle, Browning. Oh, Corona Stout. BB Stout. BB Stout. BB King and Stout. Minnesota Stout. A pig and his stout. South Rhode Island stout. It has the name of a state in it. Garden View stout. Connecticut stout. Nevada stout. Nevada stout. Nevada brown ale stout. Sierra Nevada stout. Thank you, Ashley. Montana stout. One 12-ounce bottle of Sierra Nevada stout has 210 calories and 20 grams of carbs. Yeah, it does. Okay, the worst energy drink. Oh, I know that one. Monster. Mickey's Blue Mouth Ale. Super Crunk Juice 2. Red Bull. Gives you wings. Red Bull. Gives you wings. Monster. So popular one. Rockstar. Rockstar. 280 calories.
862 grams of sugar. Wow. That's great. Heart exploder. Zing, zing, zing. Okay. What is the worst summer cocktail? So if you're going to get something blended, it's summertime, something at the bar. It's called the Ashley's Pit. What is the worst? On the rock. The salty prune. Yep. The salty. It's the salty banana. It's not. It's not that complicated, everyone. A daiquiri. Margarita. Gila Sunrise. The Junkie Hot Dog. Chunky Monkey Colada. Pina Colada. Yes, Ashley. You're really good at this, Ashley. Pina Colada, 625 calories, 75 grams of sugar. Rufy Colada. The Rufy Colada is really filling. I have the worst hot coffee, but it's pretty complicated. We can do it. Dunkin' Donuts. You're going to get it. Hey, hey, hey. It's a Larry Stewart Anderson Chunky Vente. Half and half. Half and half. Vanilla. Two twice. Extra half. Iced pumpkin latte. Chai. Chai. Green chai espresso. Upside down. Hot. Extra hot. Cocoa.
Vente. Crisp. Chiavada. With whip. And two pumps of gravy. With whip. Two pumps of gravy. And a shot of baking grease. You're not going to get this one. It's Starbucks Vente 2% peppermint white chocolate mocha. 660 calories. 22 grams of fat. 14 grams of those are saturated. And 95 grams of sugar. That is crazy. Holy moly. Don't get that ever. Yeah. Okay. Oh, my God. If you were to go to Jamba Juice, what is the worst smoothie they got? Peanut Butter Mood. What is it? Yes, Ashley. Ashley knew right away. We didn't even get a chance. Well, she got it. She got it. Sorry. The almond smoothie. It's the Peanut Butter Mood Power Smoothie with 1,170 calories, 169 grams of sugar. 169 grams of sugar. Now, the worst drink in America, the worst ever, I'm going to tell you. No, you're playing a game. Okay, what's the worst drink in America? Easy. What is it?
It is the Shamrock Shake. It is McDonald's. Peanut Butter Dryer's Milkshake. It's the Flight of the Smoothie. It's the Baskin-Robbins Peanut Butter Milkshake. It's the milkshake. You are close, Ashley. The Diabetes Shake? Yes. The Chocolate Peanut Butter Blaster Milkshake. The Human Fatso Drink. Ben and Jerry's Peanut Butter Milkshake. The crystal meth shake. It's Baskin Robbins. It's a Venti Louie Anderson. Sloth from Seven Shakes. But it's a different kind of shake. Sloth? Or gluttony. That's the sloth shake. You're close, yes. It is a candy bar flavored. It's the gummy gluttony. What? Peanut butter cup. Double Rosie O'Donnell with cheese. Chai. Chai. We've already narrowed down. It's a milkshake from Baskin-Robbins, and it has a candy bar flavor. Heath. Yes, Eddie. That is the worst drink in America is Baskin-Robbins Large Heath Bar Shake. It has 2,310 calories. Whatever. 108 grams of fat, 64 of those saturated. No. I can't. Sounds a good kind. So enjoy. Yeah. Worst drinks ever. I said that first.
Just drink water. San Diego Air and Space Museum opens their Star Trek exhibit. Oh, Sean. Are they going to have that trouble with miffles? Yeah, are they going to have that there? It's tribbles, tribbles. Troubles with muffles? No, dude, it's the trouble with tribbles. Yes. Quit messing around. I will quit messing around. Sounds delicious. He'll get you with his blasters. He showcases the different ships, costumes, props. From the TV shows and the movies, you'll be able to see... Sulu, come in! I'm here, Captain. I'm here. What are you reading? What am I, what? You're reading something I don't... Well, I'm sitting on the toilet. It's Reader's Digest. Why are you answering your communication device? Because I thought it was an emergency, Captain. My God! Sulu, who's flying this...
Is that a way of asking me how long I've been on the toilet? What sort of a whacked-out question is that? You've got to screw loose. Able to sit in a recreation of the original USS Enterprise and also travel through space on motion simulators. Ooh, Johnny! Sounds awesome! Come on, John. Let's go. I'm sending out my phasers on stud. So why have you changed the radar system to a gaydar system? And by the way, it's going off. Well, because we're flying into the Hillcrest system. There's one. Looks like the latest floating foot in Canada was a hoax. It was a hoax, man. It wasn't a real foot. They got it back to the, you know. You couldn't tell? Got it back to the lab. Well, they say that somebody took a skeletonized animal paw and placed it in a saw.
Like a paw. And put it inside a person's shoe with some dry seaweed. And, yeah, so when they got the shoe with the bones sticking out of it, they thought it was another one of these. Oh, no. Yeah, but it wasn't. What's in the box? So now there's only five feet. What is? There's nothing to worry about. This is a real weird story. In Massachusetts. Oh, talk. What about it, Mike? At Gloucester High. Yeah, what about it? Rob. Gloucester. A bunch of girls, I don't know if it's a bunch of girls, but it says here, there's a spike in pregnancy rates at Gloucester High after girls make pact to try to get pregnant. It was like 17 of them, and I'm sorry. Was it really? Yeah, they normally have an average of four pregnancies per year at that high school. This year, because of this pact these girls made, 17 pregnancies this year. What kind of? They made a pact to get pregnant so they could raise their babies together and have baby showers together. And I guess they'd all keep going to the nurse's office asking for pregnancy tests and be disappointed when they'd come up negative. I can't hear this. They say one girl even slept with a homeless dude to get pregnant. Oh, that's evil. That's evil. Dude, that's evil. What in the hell? I can't. That is so warped.
It's so warped, and it's so weird and warped. Bob's laughing. Bob's laughing. The guy from Boston is laughing. Oh, my God. Hey, that's my cousin's daddy. And all those Gloucester girls. Ay-yi-yi. Oh, man. Yeah. It's like, what about those kids? Seriously. Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi. Ah, a bunch of kids are going to be born to, you know. A bunch of kids. Not very smart kids. I'm born. No kidding. Men and their child. No kidding. What a creepy story. Wow. Wow, I can't even believe it, Mike. What was the high school again? Do they list an address? Talking to them. Yeah. Tell them how terrible that is. I'm going to pretend you didn't just say that. Keep pretending as he said it. Keep pretending. Nobody beats the Riz. Da-da-da-da-da-da.
Top choice of actress for remake of Troll? What? What's Troll? The 1986 movie Troll? No. Never heard of it. I just know the little... Oh, yeah, I used to collect those. You know. Troll was a great movie. Never heard of it. I don't know. I read this story in a couple of times. But, yeah, the director says the camera loves her. She's a great actress. And he's personally going to fight for her to be the lead in this. I don't think the lead is actually the troll. Oh. Yeah. She's going to be that troll? No, she's not going to be the troll, Rob. That's what I was thinking. So scary. A drunk guy started a fire on a flight from Atlanta to Vienna. Come on. Yeah. Ashley's flying today? Oh. She's not going to Vienna. It's okay. It only happens when her flight's to Vienna. Stop. She says it.
So, basically, this dude was on the flight to Vienna, and he... More like Hebrew Nationals. And he proceeded to get wasted on the flight. Ballpark toes. Please. So, finally, the flight attendant cut him off and was like, sorry, sir, no more. And he slapped her hand when she refused to serve him alcohol. And then got up, and I guess there are curtains in this Boeing 767. I don't know. Sweet bear wine. And he started to set the curtains on fire. Okay. And that's the point where they put him in handcuffs, and he was arrested upon landing. For your health. Wow. Yeah. Stop. Be on the lookout. Be on the lookout. Don't talk about it. Yep. Sweet bear wine. I can't think about that. Sweet bear wine. Six people. from a San Diego real estate firm are among 400 who've been named in a nationwide crackdown on mortgage fraud. Yep, the operation was called Operation Malicious Mortgage. Oh boy, that is so good. Yeah, they come up with the best names. The best names. Operation, I mean, were they in a boardroom and they were tossing around ideas? Were Tony and Chris in there?
I'll be over here. You're going to get me in so much trouble. You're going to get me in so much trouble. Six people who worked at a downtown real estate firm called Creative Financial Solutions. Oh, no. Here it comes. Here comes the call. Did you say something about the guys at the country station? Because... I'm getting all these emails from their program director. He wants to meet in the rock and roll room with you guys tomorrow. Hang on, no, it's the surfboard room, it says. Those are actual names of conference rooms. Is that it? It's the rock and roll room or the surfboard room? Shauna, how can you understand them with that hate in his mouth? Who was that? Was that Mikey? It was Mikey that said that? Oh my gosh, I can't believe he would say that.
Okay, let me type back to their program director and let him know that Mikey said that. Not that he didn't have anything to do with it, did he? No, he's amazing. Okay. I'm so freaking pissed. You're fired. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. So this real estate firm downtown, the FBI analyzed 21 loans that they closed from November of 05 to August of 06 and found that 18 of them resulted in foreclosures. So inflating appraisals, giving people loans they really couldn't afford, things like that. So six people arrested by the feds. Seattle Mariners, the worst team in baseball. They're the worst team. They fired their manager. Clarence got the axe. I heard they called Max Dugan into the office when they did it, when they actually fired him. They said, guys, this is going to be a very bad day for you. And even then, Boy Blender started crying. That's right. I think that's all she wrote. I think we got through all the material. 570-1053. Two additional salmonella cases have been reported locally because we didn't have enough. And I guess they just felt like, you know. Chipotle.
Needed a couple more? No, these are the tomato salmonella cases. What's the deal? So both adults, one was exposed in Texas, and the other has not traveled outside the state, so somehow got a salmonella tomato locally. Again, they still don't exactly know where these salmonella tomatoes are coming from, but they're still warning people about the raw red plum, raw red Roma, and raw red rum. Wait, raw brown. Red Rover. Red Rom. Red Rom. Thank you. Son Jake, but not really the same category. 570-1053 is our phone number. The beginning and end of every show. We do an open phone segment so you can call in about anything you want. And we'll take your calls. Mikey Show. I just wanted to call in to you guys. Awesome show. Great job today. Thank you. Absolutely. This is P1AL. Thank you, AL. Have a good one. Thank you, you too. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, this is P1Carnut. I want to call in to see if Beto had anything to do with the mortgage crisis. What? Yeah, dude, I did. Okay. What would I do with mortgages, dude? Yeah, the soaring cost of mortgages because I'm hitting on your girlfriend. Oh.
Let me be your lady. Let me be your lady. You're so scared on the phone. Okay. You had something to do with the fraud. We know it, Beto. Go to the zoo, dude. What would he do at the zoo, Beto? Throw stuff at the monkeys. Is that like an insult? No, it's because the monkeys throw stuff at you, dude. You get it? No. He's 14. I'm not 14. I'm not 14. You're 13. I'm 28. You have no chest hair. I have three kids out of wedlock. Now it's three today. You guys want to see my stomach tattoos, dude? Yes, yes, yes, we do. Oh, dude, I would totally show you. Yeah. Except that I just got stabbed. Right now? Just right now? I have my stitches right there, dude. That's cool. Let's see your stitches. If I pull up, all right, I'll show you.
Ow, it hurts, dude. I can't pull up my shirt. Here, I'll come over here and don't do it. No, dude, I can't pull up my wife beater. Oh, what? Come here. No, dude. What if I tickled you? Don't tickle me. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, y'all. What happened, did it? Mikey Show, hello. Mikey Show. Hey, P1, Christy here. Hi, Christy. Beto's the one that got those 17 girls pregnant at the high school. What do you think, dude? You were never in Gloucester. Yeah. Every single time I go to speak at a high school to tell them don't do drugs, you know? You don't do that. That's true. I take them. Yeah. Uncle Rob takes me, dude. And every time I go there, all the girls run up to me and they're like, please, Beto, don't get me pregnant, please.
They're all, we're virgins. Don't get us pregnant. No, you're a virgin. And then I'm all, and then I'm all, I'll get anybody pregnant around here. And then they all go running and they're like, oh, I wish I was on birth control because he's such a lucky. Hey, oh, that is definitely not true. And then I'm all, and then I'm all, oh, I'll marry every one of you. And all the guys are all, no, dude, please don't make me related. That's my nephew Beto. He's very confused about life. He just doesn't understand what's going on. Have a great day. Thank you. I'll get you pregnant. Mikey Show, hello. P1 Johnny 5. P1 what? Johnny 5. P1 Johnny 5? Don't do that. What's going on, Johnny 5? Hey, I just wanted to know if you would add your son's Little voice on the next CD. On the next best of the Mikey show. On the next best of the Mikey show? Yeah, that's what it should be called. Can we download it on your website? Yes, it'll be the new ringtone of the month. Nice. Oh, great. Shawnee, you still there? Yeah. Can you give us a hijake? A what? Well, the... Hijake. It's my boy imitating. All right, thank you for the call. Thank you.
We didn't get a kiosk today. He didn't hit it. He won't hit it. As many times as we've asked him to hit it, he won't hit it. Rob, do you have an appearance this weekend? Yeah, I do. Look at this guy. A little Padres pre-potty. Guys night out. And I'm stoked because I'm going to be at one of my favorite bars downtown. It's Maloney's. It's on F Street. And they're going to be down there at 6.30 until 8.15. So I got... Padres tickets. I got autographed Padres stuff, baseball, bats. I got a whole plethora of cool stuff. So 630 at Maloney's downtown. It's like baloney's with an M. But not. Yes. It's like mud. It's like baloney, but with an M. That's right. That's a really good way to remember it. Tonight? What time are you going to be there? 630. There you go. Sounds like good times. That's a jealous move.
Ridiculous. Screws. You got a screw. Every Friday, I give you my testimony. I tell you about what happened in my life and what led up to me being able to be on the radio today. Because if things had not gone the way that they went, then I wouldn't even be on the radio today. I can be a jerk. As selfish as I can be and as much of a jerk as I can be and as self-centered and as selfish and all that stuff as I can be, it was worse. It was worse than it is today. When I was a kid, it was... Sexually abused when I was three years older than my son is right now. Some of you can relate to it. Some of you can't. And those of you that can't, you got to understand that no matter what, whenever you hear somebody's story, there's always going to be a person that will hear it that has either had it much, much, much worse or they haven't had it that bad. All I can give you is my story. That was part of my story. The other part of my story was being very, very insecure.
Very insecure when I was in high school. Always insecure about my weight, my appearance. A lot of us can still relate to that even today. As adults, you know, as an adult, you feel that way. Insecure about the way you look. When you look in the mirror, you go, you don't like it. You wish it was different. For me, it was like having some sort of abnormality with my body that I was always trying to hide. was in my 20s I started to drink real heavy because for the first time in my life that's what made me forget it I didn't think about it when I was drunk because the rest of the time when I wasn't drunk I carried it with me all the time no matter what conversation I was in no matter what I was doing even if I was by myself and I was driving in my in my car I was always living in the insecurity even if I wasn't thinking about it directly it was always
Just there. When I started to drink, I didn't think about it. But the problem was is that I was becoming addicted to the alcohol. And I drank and I drank and I drank. I was doing drugs. And eventually, I got to the point where I couldn't stop drinking. When I would get up, my hands would shake. I didn't realize what was going on. I had to drink to make my hands stop shaking. Really, really, really terrible way to live. And at the same time, Because I had to shut myself in and not let anybody know that that's what was going on in my life, turn the phone ringers off and lock the door and close the blinds. Because I had to live like that, it was really, really, I was very, very, very lonely in my life. And I was getting more and more into it. And eventually I got to a point where I knew I was going to die because I was drinking so much. I was overweight. And so one night.
Jesus Christ to rescue me from it. And I physically felt something happen. Over the course of the next few years, he just started changing me as a person. He just started to change me. And I can tell you that I'm really, really different today. Really different. I have a confidence today that I've never had a sense of happiness that I've never, ever had. A little boy, incredible friends, a wife. Because I asked Jesus Christ to come into my life and change my life. And he did. I asked. He answered. He still does. It's almost weird. It's almost weird. So I tell you guys this story on Fridays. And I tell you because I know that there's a lot of people that don't have any hope. If you're going through a divorce, if you're going through a breakup, if you don't have any money to pay your bills and you feel lost, or if you are in a position in life where you just feel hopeless, you're addicted to something, you have an eating disorder, somebody around you died.
You're depressed. You have a secret nobody knows about. Go to my website. It's mikeyshow.com. And there's a keyword section in that little box, the keyword. Type in the word help. If you work at a church or a program or an institution and you want me to come there and speak, there's a place on that help page where you can fill out a little thing and it'll send it to me and hopefully I can do that. Jesus does not have a website that I know of. Go to a church called North Coast Church, and they play cool music, and they got cool pastors, and they got a good message, so I tell you that. Northcoastchurch.com. I play a song about hope every Friday. And by the way, I don't give that out for any other reason. It's the only reason I give that out. It doesn't have anything to do with anything else but hope. Sincere depths of my heart. I hope you can hear that in my voice. Lest anybody think I give that out for any other reason than hope.
That's what it is. Hope. That's all. People that are hurting. So I played this song by a band called Third Day. It's about hope. Really listen to the lyrics to the song. I really hope it makes a difference in your life. And I want you to have a great, great weekend. Have a great weekend. Song is called Tunnel. Such, such beautiful, inspiring lyrics. If you're going through a tough time in your life, listen to the words. And Missy is up next. We will see you again back here on the radio Monday morning at 530. Missy is out at Cain's. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's doing the beach thing out at Cain's. So be listening to her broadcast live from Cain's Bar and Grill in Mission Beach. We'll see you on Monday morning.