The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 06/25/08
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
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Eddie was furious that Peggy maneuvered him into traveling with his estranged sister, while P1 Jill and the crew argued over whether family duty required him to tolerate it. Boston Rob's outrage over wasted food, a listener's discovery of his brother's gay blog, and Ashley's anger over pressure to diet each became larger arguments about ethics, privacy, and control. The show also covered Casey Edwards surviving an alligator attack, parents confronting dangerous MySpace behavior, and Lindsay Oliver rejecting the reported Gloucester High pregnancy-pact story. Comic peaks included the Jimmy Dean sausage improvisation, confused cover-song rankings, Motley Crue blindsiding Greta Van Susteren, and skepticism about detox diets and a cell-phone popcorn hoax.
What happened, in order
Eddie's Forced Family Flight
Eddie learned that his mother Peggy had quietly arranged for his estranged sister to share his flight and hour-long ride to their father's birthday, prompting a debate over family boundaries and whether he should simply
The Food-Styling Waste Fight
Boston Rob attacked food stylists for ruining and discarding real food, and a chef caller confirmed that undercooking, unsafe temperatures, and products such as glycerin often make the photographed food inedible.
The Secret Blog Dilemma
The crew argued over whether a listener who discovered his younger brother was openly gay on a public blog should speak to him honestly or preserve his privacy and let him come out in his own time.
Casey Edwards Fights an Alligator
Eighteen-year-old Casey Edwards described surviving an 11-and-a-half-foot alligator that tore off his left arm, after which he gouged its eye, reached shore, and received lifesaving aid from friends.
Eleven-Year-Olds on MySpace
Eddie's 11-year-old niece created a secret MySpace profile claiming to be 15 and drew messages from older men, leading the hosts and callers to debate supervision, passwords, deception, and online danger.
Everyone Polices Ashley's Food
Ashley erupted after Seth skipped her Starbucks and Mark repeatedly commented on her eating, arguing that pressure to diet only made her want to eat more out of spite while the crew mocked and defended her.
The Pregnancy Pact Disputed
Pregnant Gloucester High student Lindsay Oliver denied that students agreed to become pregnant together and said the girls only promised mutual support after they were already expecting.
The Sausage Hotline Meltdown
A furious Jimmy Dean sausage complaint became an extended improvised bit about undersized portions, Texas pride, BMW upholstery, class, Bedford, and an alleged Kelly Clarkson romance.
Best and Worst Cover Songs
The crew fumbled through a magazine's cover-song rankings before landing on Jimi Hendrix's All Along the Watchtower as the best and teeing up Celine Dion's You Shook Me All Night Long as the worst.
Motley Crue Meets Greta
After ridiculing Celine Dion's AC/DC cover, the hosts played Motley Crue asking Greta Van Susteren about her underwear and argued that her serious news show should have expected chaos from the band.
Detoxes and Internet Hoaxes
The hosts mocked Oprah's vegan detox and a maple-syrup, lemon, and cayenne cleanse, then admitted they nearly believed a fake video showing ringing cell phones popping corn.
People mentioned
MikeyEddiePeggyP1 JillBoston RobSkyAshleySethMarkCasey EdwardsLindsay OliverCeline DionJimi HendrixKelly Clarkson
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I have those little earbuds that I listen to audio with. They have these little black pads on them. And I took it out of my ear, and I didn't realize the little black pad was still in my ear. And so I'm sitting here, you know, and all of a sudden I feel something fall out of my ear. And I look down, and there's this black thing. I'm like, oh! So creepy. It's a bug. I know it. Welcome to the show at 610. An Oceanside man has been arrested on suspicion of murdering his wife over an alleged love triangle. Could this be the end of our Hall of Fame closer? Trevor Hoffman gives up two home runs in the ninth, blowing the lead, giving the Twins the 3-1 win. Oh, no. It sounds like that's happening more. Then got booed. Oh, no. Oh, no. I hope he gets better. I do. I do. That was them booing. Audio of the booing. That's really sad. Let's see.
570-1053 is the phone number. Give us a call. Beginning and end of every show, we do an open phone segment so you can call about anything you want. We'd love to talk to you. And our text number is 35253, so keep that in mind, too, because you can use it. And if you're not a member of the Mikey Show P1 Text Army, by all means, please, get in on that sucker. We got something really cool we're going to be doing today. We're going to be setting some people up. to take their friends to Pample Moose Restaurant tonight. It's restaurant week. And so you're going to win dinner for you and your whoever and a couple of your friends. So we've got a table for four tonight. Am I eligible? You are not eligible unless you take Sky and I. I would be fine with that. And then you are eligible. So anyway, we'll be doing that. That's going to be a good thing. Thank you very much. Text number 35253. Let's introduce. I am, and we'll do the introduction real quick and then jump into news and what's happening in the news and also kind of like what's going on with us. Your reality show on the radio. Seven people on the show. Look how tan Ashley is. I bet it's from...
being out there walking YouTube, out there walking. I said it to Sky yesterday, too. I go, Sky, you look very tan. You know, the ladies on the show getting into summertime, you know. Going for our walk and talks. The walk and talks. The two of them go on a walk after the show on Tuesdays. Is that the day that you picked? On Tuesdays. Why Tuesday? Why did that day work out to be the best? Well, it works good because, you know, Ashley has a bit of work to do after the show. And on Tuesdays, I, you know, sit in on the promotion meeting with you guys. And so normally when that's done, she's done with her work. And so it's good timing. That's cool. That's very, very cool. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Be a fly on the wall. You guys are always invited. I try and invite you every time. So I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I am 38 and have not. shaved in a couple of days. I haven't shaved my face or my head. And so, yeah, I'm getting some stubblies. I need to get on that right away. It would be a lot easier if, you know, the little razors weren't $8 for two of them, you know? Yeah, that's a good point. It's gnarly. When's the government going to control gas and the price of razors? Why are there so much? Because we have to use them and they can. Eddie's our producer and our
Sports guy, he is 35 years of age. The best. That's right. Oh, wow. That's the best age ever. Skye is our news girl. She's 30. Let's see. Shawnee, oh boy. He's 38. Are you growing your mustache back then? Sean. Well, I haven't shaved in a couple of years. days. I just was seeing the mustache starting to reform, and I was, you know, we like it, so we were just wondering if it was something. I don't necessarily, I don't like grow a mustache. Yeah. I have a Van Dyke, and so it's kind of coming in, but the bottom's a little bit silver, so it's hard to see. Eddie, why the eye roll and the shaking of the head? Nobody calls it a Van Dyke. Technically, you're correct, but everybody on planet Earth calls it a goatee. Sean won't. Mine is not a goatee. Goatee. There's a difference. All right. Dick Van Dyke wore one, so. No, but he was on a great program called Diagnosis Murder. You should check it out. It's on the Hallmark Channel. See you there. Just saying. Ashley is our assistant producer, and she's got blonde hair. She has a birthday coming up, and guess what? We're going to celebrate it. Oh. Yeah, we are.
We are. We're going to celebrate her birthday at a dinner on Friday. Thank you, Eddie. I'm very excited. Eddie set it up, man. He got on it. He did. And thankfully. She's my BFF right now. We appreciate it. Now, Sean can't be there because Sean lives in the Bay Area. But will the six of us be there? Is everybody in? Everybody said yeah. All right. Everybody says yeah. Very nice. Awesome. I mean, Rob, it took about, you know, 20 minutes to get an answer out of him. I had to pep talk him again this morning. Like, I just, it'd be nice to have you there. I'm going to go, but I'm getting water with lemon. Yeah, I'm like, you can split an appetizer with your fiance. Payday's on Monday. I said, let's do this Monday. Let's do it correct. Let's do it on our birthday. And then I was asking, this is a no-gift party, like we discussed, right? I'm against that idea, Rob. I'm totally against it. In other words, it's the usual. Right, Rob? Yep. I see what I can find around the house. Maybe something nice. So that is Boston Rob. And he is our phone screener. And he's a singer-songwriter. He's a real talented kid. And he has succumbed to the pressure. He's cut his hair. Oh, yeah. He's cut his hair. Don't eh. Awesome.
Don't do that today. Let me tell you. We're begging him to do that, Eddie. Eddie played such a role in every part of, like, is he in his kitchen or what, dude? He's making omelets in there. Eddie is the head chef of Rob's kitchen. That is one of the greatest phrases. Yeah, Rob's only the sous chef of his own kitchen. Barely. Right, barely. But Eddie gives the orders. He's a dishwasher. Listen to what Rob wrote. I sat and pondered the ups and downs of shaving my head while holding the clippers. Now, what do we suppose the downs that were pondered were all about? Ever finding out where it ended up. That was his big thing. Yeah. Now, do I have it backwards? Do I have it backwards? Wasn't it if he shaves his head, Eddie would play into the ups, not the downs, because Eddie wanted it off. Right, like all of us would be one of the ups because we all wanted it off. Okay, the downs to not shaving it. Yeah, like Eddie said, the reason he was growing it out is because he wanted to see where it would go, how he would look with long hair. Well said. Now we'll never know.
He says, without making a decision, I had already started to shave off parts of my hair. Listen to this next part. I gave myself a mohawk, realized that it was not for me, and went bald. Now, the part I want to kind of focus in on, I'm going to underline here, is realized that it was not for me. Now, if by me he means Eddie, he is correct. Oh, Rob, doesn't that bum you out? No. It would have been okay. I'm a big Mr. T fan. I did not look like Mr. T. You probably did. No, if I did, I would have kept it, dude. It was just weird looking. You just need to go tanning a little bit. Will do, Captain. That's right. Yeah, so now Rob, Seth, and Sean all look like part of the Aryan Nation. It's the truth. These guys grow their hair out a little bit. And then I'm bald and, you know. Yeah. It's weird. But there's a difference between being totally bald and being that tiny little stubble. The stubble is definitely. Because my fiance hates when I shave it with nothing on the razor. Yeah. So she can't stand that. She thinks it's scary. Scary. And then there is Roosevelt Zethian Oates III, Jr., Esquire, M.D. Boozy. That's right.
And he is a character on this radio show. He has a really, really, really defined character. Yeah, let me read to you what it is. I mean, because I'm telling you, every day when I read about Zeth and what happens in his life, I go, wow, this guy is that guy. This is what Zeth wrote. Decided to wash my work uniform. I had just enough time between my jobs. And the wires got crossed in our laundry room, and it was all messed up. Buttons turning on, machines at the other end of the room, and long story short, I dropped about $6 just to end up going to work with dripping clothes on. Doesn't that sound like that? It is so Charlie Brown. It is just... Good grief. Come on, Charlie Brown. And, Seth, what do you mean?
Well, that the buttons started just turning on or what? It was, there's three washers and three dryers. I go and put the stuff in the washer, put the quarters in, push it, it's supposed to start. Didn't start. So I'm like, okay, you know, thing doesn't work, whatever. I take the clothes out, put them in another washer, push the quarters in, doesn't start. So I think, you know, maybe the breakers down, something like that. I go look around and see the lights on for the dryer. Push the light for the dryer, the washer turned on. What? And then it goes all the way through. It washes fine. I put it in the dryer. Push the button for the dryer again. The washer starts. Weird. Dryer doesn't start. And then I push it again. That's crazy. Dryer starts. And then once the washer, the washer's still going at this time. Now, are you sure that the washer was not, you know, timed? Yeah. You're sure? Yeah. Because it never did any of this stuff before. Gotcha. And then every time the washer would change the cycle, it would turn the dryer off. Like, I live on the third level, so I'd have to keep going down every five minutes. Idiot. And re-pushing the thing on the dryer. And it, like, it wouldn't get hot enough to dry it. So, you know, by the time I had to go to work, the clothes were still wet. See, the funny thing is, none of this is Zeth's fault. It just happens to Zeth. Yeah. It always happens to Zeth. None of it is his fault, but it happens to Zeth. I'm telling you. 570-1053 is the number. And text us at 35253.
This thing that happened with Eddie is just phenomenal. I wouldn't say that. I got to know exactly how this goes down. Mom calls you, or you call mom. You call mom? No? Neither happens? What the heck is going on? No, dude, not the thing that I would think. What is it? Last time my mom calls the house, and I'm busy installing lights in the kitchen and doing all this stuff, and so my wife answers the phone. So she talks to my wife for about 10 minutes and hangs up. I'm like, oh, what was that? He's like, oh, it was your mom, you know, blah, blah, blah. And she goes, I have something to tell you, and, you know, I can be happy about it. Oh, wow. I go, okay. And she goes, well, your sister, who I don't speak to and have a very tumultuous relationship with.
is going to be coming to my dad's 60th birthday party in Lake Tahoe, which she never comes to anything. So that's a bit off-putting and a surprise in its own. And so that was a shock, and I was like, wow, okay. And my mom thought it would be really cool and convenient for my sister to be on the same flight as us and to ride in the same car from the airport. To the hotel, which is about an hour. Question. Oh, my gosh. So, obviously, you're instantly like, you've got to be kidding me. And steam came out of my ears. Of course. Now, but I have a question. Now, are you also, is there any part of you that is irritated that the message is coming from your wife and not your mom herself? Absolutely. Okay, so there's all kinds of things going on there. I know what's going on with my mom. She's trying to sneak that one in. And she knows what happens if she's going to tell me I'm going to be mad and she doesn't want to deal with it and all that stuff. And she really doesn't want to believe that there's a problem with her two kids. She just wants there to be like, oh, there's nothing going on. So I understand all this, but it doesn't matter. I'm pissed. And so I call my mom immediately back and go, okay, what's up?
Can you imagine on her end, on Peggy's end, as soon as she's like, she knows. And so, you know, I ask her what's going on. She says, oh, I thought it would be convenient and we didn't have to get to cars and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So listen, mom, why are you pretending that everything's okay? And like, you know, that this is going to be fun. Right, right. Cool. I go, I don't even want her to be there, let alone me have to. Fly with her and drive in the same car with her. We don't speak. So why is that okay? I'm 35 years old, Mom. You know, you need to run things by me like this. I'm fascinated to know when you said, why are you pretending that nothing's wrong? What did she say? She says, I know. I know. I know. But, you know, I thought it would be fine. And, you know, we can change it. And I'm like, well, now what am I going to do? That's going to make it even worse. Yeah, yeah.
So I'm just going to have to suck it up. No way. Get the deal. And just, you know, it's brutal. Oh, wow. And, you know, the thing that really upsets me is that, like, my mom is going through issues with her brother, my uncle, where they're not talking right now. My family's going through a big mess right now. And I was like, well, mom, what would it be like if I just decided to put you two in a room together and lock the door and go for it? Yeah. I mean, you would hate that. What did she say? And she'd go, I know. You know, she knows what's going on. She knows what's up. And I can tell she's upset. Right. And I don't want to upset my mom. I love my mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it sucks. It's like, come on. We're grown people now. Like, you can't treat us like we're 10 years old. Right. And she tries to. And so, oh, boy. And now I'm, like, dreading this trip. It's like I was looking forward to it so bad. Yeah. It's brutal. Well, she might, you know, she might not go. She might flake. Oh, yeah. That's a very big possibility. Yeah. She says all the time she's going to show up at things that never comes, especially when it comes to things that cost money, and she never, never would come. So I wouldn't be surprised if she's not there, but who knows? Pretty crazy. Yeah. I was not a happy camper yesterday. 570-1053, Texas, 35253. Love to hear from you.
We got the YouTube clip of the day coming up in a little bit. Just something new because, you know, YouTube has a plethora, a cornucopia of stuff that is available to all of us to laugh at. So we'll be doing that. Like the cats on the treadmill. Only if it had audio. I mean, if it had audio. So I had to show my wife. My wife didn't have the little program that she needed to be able to view. The media player. The little media player. She's so excited. She just wants to see this thing that Skye sent her. Kat's on a treadmill. She is crazy. What do you guys talk about on your walk? What is the conversation, you and Ash? Eddie, what do you suppose they talk about? It's all about Mark. I think that 90% of the conversation is Ashley.
Absolutely. And it is about... I was trying to be cool. And it is all about Mark and Ashley's crazy life. And the dog. Yeah. And Sammy. For sure. And then Skye's 5% is just about random stuff, whatever's going on with her. I think that Skye's 5% is however Skye can relate to whatever she's talking about or advice. It's just difficult. Yes. Yeah, it's funny because Missy, you know, is always out back smoking when we go to go for our walk. And yesterday when we were walking out there, Missy looks at me, she goes, so who does most of the talking on these walks? And I just look at her and she goes, okay, I know, stupid question. I don't even know why I asked. I'm sorry. But, yeah, there is a lot of talk about the love for Mark. If you're listening right now. Yes. Well, I know you're not awake yet, Mark, but I'll send this audio to you later so you know how much I love you. I love you. I love you. You are the best. I love you. He won paparazzi. I mean, come on, dude. I mean, not today. I didn't go through enough with his mom and his sister. Best face ever. His face says, can this get any worse today? Insane irritation.
I mean, paparazzi has something he wants to say here. It's been a while. Eddie's got to look at, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is paparazzi? Yeah. Paparazzi, what were you calling to say? I'm wondering, Eddie, does your sister dislike you as much as you dislike her? And is this going to be as big a deal to her? Wait a minute. Eddie has pushed the microphone away. He's pushed the microphone away. He's tripping. Has he never listened to the show? I know. Paparazzi's tripping Eddie. Well, listen, I don't think, I don't know the answer for sure, but I don't think that she hates Eddie. I don't think that. I think that Eddie's got issues with her because she's her. I think as we've talked about before, there's people who get it and there are people who don't get it. And I think Eddie's sister kind of doesn't get it. And so even though everyone surrounding her is upset, she has no clue anything wrong is going on. Right. And Eddie's a good dude. Like, he doesn't stir stuff up with her. But she tried to stab him. And drown him. And drown him, yep. Don't forget about that a couple times. You know, I think that she recognizes that we don't get along. Right. And we don't really have any sort of relationship. She recognizes that. But, you know, she does her thing where she shows up. It's all about her for that, you know.
and then she disappears again for six months. Thank you, paparazzi. No. No. Eddie says no, thank you. P1 Jill. Hi, good morning. I have a question for you. I understand that there's people in this world that you just absolutely cannot stand. Have you ever watched a show like maybe a Judge Judy or something like that where a gal's getting married and she doesn't know what to do or even on Dear Abby they say... I don't understand. My parents just can't get along just long enough to go to this wedding. I mean, I know your parents are already married, but it's a big anniversary for them. Isn't this kind of another wedding reception? And can't you just suck it up? I don't even know what she's talking about. Well, that's what he said he's doing. That was actually Eddie's quote. He said, I guess I just got to suck it up. And it's not. It's my dad's birthday. Yeah. I mean, it's the same thing as if, like I say, some gal's getting married and her parents are making her feel bad. Ma'am, here's the deal. I'm not going to cause a big commotion or stir or ruin my dad's birthday by any means. That's just not who I am. But I don't like it, and I don't have to like it. I'm a grown person.
You don't think your parents know that you're so upset you're complaining on national radio? Hey, what's up, Bowman and Woods? Go Marlins! That's right. Either you're so upset that... I have a question. I have a... If I could just, if I may, P1 Jill. Yes. I'm just curious. Do you have a brother or a sister? I do. Okay. And how many do you have? Just one. You have one? Mm-hmm. And do you guys get along really, really well? We get along well now. We didn't always. You didn't always get along. In fact, did you guys get along, like, poorly? Yes. Yeah. That was a time when we could hardly stand to be in the same room with each other. Go and be and hang out with her? With him. It's my brother. And, well, I didn't have to hang out with him. Be in the same place. My dad's funeral was an example of a big family event. And, of course, we had to both be there. Yeah. This is what they call in the psychological world. They call this projection. They sure do. And what it is is P1 Jill, she actually had this situation go on. And she hated it.
And then she heard Eddie and went... Wow. Towards Eddie. And Eddie is doing the right thing. He's saying, hey, listen, I don't really care for it. Which, of course, I mean, he's a human being. He didn't care for it. But he's doing the right thing. He's going, I'm going to suck it up. I'm going to go there and I'm going to suck it up. That's exactly it. Right. If your mom buys you... Well, wait, wait, wait, Jill. No, I don't know that you're getting the point. See, Jill... You were upset, and the reason that you were upset is because it's about Jill. Jill has some issues maybe that Jill needs to work out about her past feelings with her brother. No, I just didn't spend the last two weeks before the funeral right in that I had to be there with my brother. Oh, yes, you did. Oh, yeah, you did. You were miserable. You were miserable before that funeral. And that's okay. Who wouldn't be? That's called being a human being. She says they get along now. Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, maybe they do. Well, then why was she miserable? She was miserable then because they didn't get along at the time, and she had to go to this funeral. She knew he was going to be there. She was like, oh, man, what's that going to be like? Of course. That's what Eddie's going through. That's human nature. Any of us that have to go somewhere and be with somebody that we have, like, a tough thing going on, you're a human being. There's no person in the world that does this. I don't get along with so-and-so.
It's really weird whenever we have to be in the same room. Oh, by the way, we're going to be in the same room in two weeks. I can't wait. This is going to be fine. It's going to be great. Nobody feels that way. It's human nature. But also human nature, not fault me for it, Jill, is to do that thing where we all do that thing. Like one of the things that used to drive me crazy was laziness because I'm lazy. You know, I mean, it's just the way we work. It's the way that we're wired. But Eddie's actually doing the right thing. And in terms of talking about it on the radio, well, it's what we do. We're a reality show on the radio. That's how he rolls. That's how he rolls. I appreciate the phone call, Jill. Why doesn't he just fork out the ticket money himself and take another phone call? My mom's not buying my ticket. I never said that. Then how come you have to ride in the same car with somebody? She told my sister what my flight information was. And so my sister's booking the same flight. So she may be across the plane? Jill, Jill, did you hear? Jill, Jill, you're pretending that you don't remember what it was like. And I think that part of the reason... No matter how much you dislike a person, that you can't even sit on the same flight. Well, of course, he is going to. I am going to. He's going to, in effect, he's going to, in his words, he's going to suck it up. He's going to do the right thing.
Yeah, I mean, Jill, back in the day when you and your brother were having problems, if you had a choice to be on the same flight and share a car or to be on different flights and take different cars, what do you think you would have picked if you had a choice? If I had a choice? Yeah. I would have picked different flights. Well, there it is. Sure. Now, imagine if somebody made the choice for you. You'd be like, that sucks, but I'll do it anyway. Or not. Maybe you wouldn't. Eddie's doing that. Yeah. Eddie's doing that. That's exactly the point, is if it's that upsetting, he still has a choice. Book another flight. Okay. And I don't know. Yeah, I guess he's trying to do the right thing. He's trying to suck it up and be a man about it. I mean, the alternative is to ruin my dad's birthday, which I would never do. Or the alternative is to book another flight, which would, in effect, be running from the situation, and there's no reason to. There's no reason to run from it. Well, I can understand that. There you go. All right, Jill. I appreciate the phone call. Bye-bye. P1 Liso. Liso. Is it Liso? Liso. Liso. What's up, dude? Hey, is this on Mikey? Yeah. Hey, Mikey. What's up, man? Hey, this has nothing to do with Jill's... Oh, it's open phones, bro. You can call in right now about anything you want. Yeah, well, I was just concerned why you guys don't do a Taiwanese for tea anymore, man.
I miss it. That is a good question, and I can answer it with the following clip. Are you ready? Yes. Cut. 14. Defensive back Adam Pacman Jones, recently signed by the Cowboys. Here's a guy suspended all of 2007 following the shooting at a Vegas nightclub. Well, stuff happens. You're in a nightclub, for God's sake. What do you think is going to happen in a nightclub? People are drinking and doing drugs? Yeah. There are women there, and people have guns. So anyway, go ahead. Well, he's been arrested six times since being drafted by Tennessee in 2005. What color is he? He's African-American. There you go. Now we know. He wants to drop his nickname. So there you go. That's a good answer. Asked and answered. That's right. Hey, dude, thanks. 570-1053 is the phone number, and the text number is 35253. So here's the deal. We got this email from a guy that was Googling his family's name. He Googled his brother's name, and he found out something about his brother that he wants to know should I talk to him about. We're going to be giving away a table for you and whoever you want to take, plus two of your friends, to Pamplemousse Restaurant tonight because it's restaurant week.
Got the YouTube clip of the day on the way. So, and then you heard, we'll do this next. You just heard that clip of Don Imus. He defended the comment the day after, which was yesterday. And then also yesterday, he had a black comic author. He's a comic and he's an author. And the guy came on the show. And let's see what this guy had to say about. What I must say. We'll play you the audio next. Jerry Seinfeld in the stand-up spotlight. ...of the women's room. You have a door, it says women on it, and women come right out of it. What more do you want? Men say to me, where are you going to be women? I say, there you go, there's a door, what could be clearer than that? It says women, they've got to be in there. The men's room, on the other hand, is a nauseating, disgusting place, and every man in there is a revolting, perverted human slime. Men don't want to meet, relate, or deal with any other man in the men's room. We don't even use our hands. We touch everything with the feet. Toilets, closets, dandles. We become orangutan as soon as we go in that door. We would have put ropes in there so we could swing in, pee, swing out. I like the hand blower. It takes a little bit longer. But I feel when you're in a room with a sickening stench, you want to spend as much time as you can. You don't want to race out of there. You want to linger, socialize, meet people. Hey, nice shoes. And this is The Rocks.
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I mean, can he just get one break today? I'm sorry, but she's getting healthy. I love her. If listeners were able to see Skye saying that and Eddie putting his hands up like, what? Like, yeah. Like, what now? Jeez. Anyway. Tiger Woods has successful surgery. Doctor is saying he should have no long-term effects. If Eddie had to make a list of the things that were kind of bumming him out today, it would say, Mom, P1 Jill, and Heather Locklear. You know what I mean? I cut my hair. Come on. That's right. That is good news. There we go. Tell everybody what you just said about Food Network off the air. Oh, Mike. You're so weird. I'm an idiot. And I saw what he's talking about. Oh, well, that makes it all better. You should be in my boat then. You should be with me on this. Listen, I watch a lot of Food Network lately, and it's mostly because of you and my fiance. And they do this thing called Challenge on it, right? And they'll bring in different, like, food whatever. And this particular episode that I was watching it is called Food Stylists. I'd never really heard of it, didn't know. I guess what they do is they set up food and make it look really nice.
They take pictures of it, whether it be for, like, food magazines or for commercials. They take P-I-C-T-U-R, yes. Pictures. Oh, not pictures. Pictures. Pictures of what you put beer in or the guy that throws the ball in a baseball game. They take photographs. Got it. Clarity. Flash photography of this food. Yeah. Now. Some of the food is real, like there were lamb chops or some kind of lamb on a bone. Uh-huh. That is lamb chops. It would be a chop. Yeah. I'm not sure. I understand. I understand. What am I, Warren Buffett? As opposed to a lamb breast? Am I a millionaire? Like what? What is he, a millionaire? Like he's ever seen a lamb chop. You know, dude, I ain't rich. I ain't rich. Lamb. What am I, Jimmy Buffett? Yeah. Food of the God. Three people seen that. Bill Gates. Winfrey and Warren Buffet. Anyways, that's neither here nor there. Okay. And then what they'll do is, like, they'll take the lamb out. They'll, like, half cook it. They'll take it out, and then they'll paint it to make it, you know, look more appetizing or whatever. And they're painting this with, I'm assuming it's not edible paints. This isn't true so far. Eddie, this is not true? No. You're a jerk. What's going on? Tell me. Tell me what's going on.
With the lamb chop, they cooked it, and they grilled grill marks on it to make it look good. Now, there was a couple things that they did use, like Sharpies and stuff for. They had those crab claws, and at the end, they painted the black tips on them, but you don't eat the shell. Hold on. In the first part of the challenge, they had to make an ice cream. Now, they use, like, fake ice cream. Am I correct? I don't know what they use, but they use some kind of, it was like Play-Doh or something. Right. Because it would have melted. Go ahead. Tell us what you were upset about. It was Play-Doh or something. Okay. So they're using Play-Doh to make it look like ice cream so it won't melt. But then all the toppings are real. Everything else they're using, it was banana split, so they're using. You're watching this with your fiance, right? Yeah, yeah, of course. And are you voicing your complaints to her? Oh, I was screaming. Does she think you're a crazy person? Screaming at the TV? Yeah, she thinks I'm crazy. But she's like, what are you talking about? Tell everybody what you're upset about. I'm upset that they're throwing away good food. And what we were trying to explain to Rob, we're like, Rob, how do you know that they're throwing it away? They're throwing all the food away. Yeah.
Like they take the pictures and then they throw them in the garbage. Well, they don't show you that in the episode, but that would be inhumane if they showed that. Because no one will watch it. They'd be like, look at him throwing all that food. But how do you know that they throw the food? I mean, you're so upset about it. Why not assume the opposite? Because who's going to eat painted food? You. That's besides the point. Zach, that's true. He would. Yeah, okay, so I would, but... But what about all the non-painted stuff? Like, did you think, oh, well, maybe they donate the stuff that's still edible? So they're going to go in there and take the banana split and scoop off the three things of Cool Whip and put it into a bowl. Yeah, they're probably not going to... So what are they doing? The meat and all the fruit and all that stuff. I'm sure that is eaten by the hotel workers or somebody. Oh, I beg the difference. Well, Rob, why don't you think that they give it to the crew that's there? Sure.
Dude, no one. All right. The final display. If anybody knows anything about this, by the way, call us. If you work for Food Network, I'd like to talk to you. What is that? If you work for that. That's what you got me on. You have some network. It says Boston. It says Boston. Let's focus on the real problem here. There's food going to waste. And I was starving this weekend. And I'm like. This whole buffet they made for the final challenge. How wasteful. Gorgeous. Yeah. But you couldn't figure out, hey, what's fake? What did they paint? What's undercooked? But the people that made it know what it is. So they're going to pick it all apart and go, hey, this is edible. This is the painted stuff. No, they're not. No, they're not. No, they're not. Why do you assume that? Get me tickets to a lot. No. He's getting right in your kitchen, dude, and you don't even realize that he's walked in there. He's like turning up the oven. You don't even notice. It is getting hot in here. Listen. That seems ridiculous. Let's get tickets. You and me will go to a live taping. And if they're not feeding me at the end, I'm going to kick stuff over and scream at people. What was your... Food stylist, I don't think those people should exist. Okay, wait. That's getting... No. Listen, I was thinking about this.
Why do you get a style of food? Why don't you just, why don't you take a McDonald's hamburger and slap it in the commercial? Oh, how many people are going to eat your fatty food now? Huh? We're saving lives. We're saving lives. How do you know they're not going to eat that hamburger? How many fat kids are running around out there because of those convincing McDonald's commercials and those people breakdancing and they're like, oh, I want to breakdance too. Maybe if I eat 30 chicken McNuggets with a large fry, I'll be able to do a head spin. Wrong! Rob! Obesity is a huge problem. Look at Sean right now. Sean's the craziest person in the world, and he's shocked by Rob. Sean, come on, man. You know what I'm saying. Sorry, bro. Sean, do you think he sounds nuts? Yes. What are you talking about? He sounds nuts. There is going to be somebody out there. What was your fiance's take? Right. She doesn't think that they throw all the food away. Of course not. There's no one. And Rob, what's the big deal if they do? The big deal is I had no food this weekend. And you're watching the Food Network as it has no food. Wait, wait, wait. I'd like to pretend. We're getting phone calls from people saying they throw it away. Fine. No, we're not. P1 Chris, you're saying they throw it away? I'm a chef. I've done some food styling for photo shoots for restaurants I've worked for. Yes, they throw it away. For two reasons, nothing is kept.
at the right temperature or it's not even brought up to the proper cooking. That's right. And they're using products that are unedible. I mean, even with, you use, like, a lot of glycerin sometimes to make things shine for the camera. Okay, question. Yeah. I mean, listen. Yep. I don't necessarily agree with the concept of throwing food away, but, I mean, you are taking pictures. You know, you're doing, you got to take the pictures, you know. What are you going to do? Have a plastic, you know. Paint it. Plastic piece of bacon. Paint a mural of it. Well, I saw the whole episode that Rob's talking about. I watched the entire thing. Yeah. All right, brother. Well, thank you. That made that food look real good. Just don't eat it or you'll die. Oh, cry me a river. Oh, well, you're sitting there with your big turkey legs and piles of mashed potatoes. I'm watching it on. Don't you pretend to eat food in front of me. I have to say. I am now rethinking all of this. Thank you, Sky. Based on what that guy said. Thank you, Sky. Based on what that guy said. It's very wasteful, if that's the case. It is extremely wasteful. Eddie, what do you honestly think about it? Who cares? Thank you. Like, if you really need pictures. Apparently, you can buy the magazines. I do. P1 Tony. You're a supporter of that black trade? P1 Tony, are you there? Yes, P1 Tony. Go ahead.
Hey, I could be robbed. Oh, my gosh. I could not agree with you more, food stylist. I don't know if he's still on the phone, but you need to find another line of work. It's such a waste. It's ridiculous. And I knew exactly what, yeah, the temperatures and all that stuff. You can't eat that stuff. It's an amazing waste. So how should they, you know, because, I mean, listen, we know that advertising for food does take place, and I don't think that advertising for food is necessarily wrong. And so do you think that they should be using plastic pieces of bacon? CGI, Mikey. CGI. So now we're incorporating, like, you know, industrial light and magic to create pork chops? Why not? If you're using paint, if you're using paint on good food and you undercook, why not? Why can't they just cook a lamb chop and take a picture of it? Like, why do they have to half cook it? It doesn't look right. But that's the way it looks when we eat it. But, you know, a photograph's different. I don't know.
Maybe it takes... If it did, well, they would probably do that, Sky. What I don't understand, what about like... They're tricking us. What's up with Photoshop, man? Like, doesn't Photoshop do cool stuff? I mean, they airbrush supermodels. Why do they got to throw all this stuff away? I'm telling you, listen, if these food people want to switch... I still don't believe it. I don't believe they throw it away. No, I'm telling you. I don't believe that guy that called. But if it's true, Mike, that they half cook things and then they sit out for hours... That's what they do. ...without being kept at the right temperature, it wouldn't be safe to eat it. I think I'm going to Rob's side. Hang on, hang on. Wait a second. Let's talk through that. Okay. Say it again. So if they're like half cooking things. Yeah. So it looks a certain way. And also if they're like out on a spread, not being kept cool or not being kept warm for hours, bacteria grows. You can't eat that. Hours? Like, what is this? A Kate Moss photo shoot? They take a few pictures. It's all done. At the last challenge, it was like a two-hour challenge. Come on, man. Skye, you worked at a restaurant. I mean, I thought he was crazy a second ago. Skye, you worked at a restaurant. That's crazy. I don't know how much food gets wasted every single day in restaurants. Listen, when I... Skye, you know that's true. I mean... Except for the bread, which I would take to the best. When I used to work at Wellesley College and I was a waiter slash bartender, anything people didn't finish, I would make a doggy bed. Did you just say that? What? Did you just say it was Wellesley? Wellesley College.
Yeah, Hillary Rodham Clinton went there. You might have heard of it. All right. All right, calm down. I'm just saying, what's Wellesley College? Oh, I don't know. Are you Will Hunting now? Sorry, I work there, right? Doing math problems in the middle of the night. Wasn't she just Hillary Rodham at the time? 570-1053 is a phone number. Give us a call. That's ridiculous. P1 Maria. Hi, Reggie. Hi. Hi. I was telling Ashley that I was watching an episode. I think it's on how it's made, but they do make food out of plastic to make those advertisements. Well, obviously not all food, though. I mean, obviously they don't do that with everything, because in this thing they were watching, it was real food. Yeah, well, that's why he has the point, is they can't make all the food. And they have these artists that paintbrush the food and everything to make it look as well as possible for the photo shoot.
So they can do that with, you know, they should do that instead of wasting real food. Well, like, you know, when you go to certain places, you know, like, I know, for instance, there's this place at the mall in the food court called Great Khan. You know what I'm talking about? The Mongolian thing. Well, they've got a plate sitting there that has what looks like a plate of their food on it. But it's plastic. Looks pretty real, though. But I guess when you're doing those high-end magazines of food, that looks stupid. Rob, whenever you see cereal on commercials, that's not milk, buddy. They pour glue on the cereal to make it look like the milk. Milk will make the cereal. How many hungry kids are out there? Why don't you eat it then? If you feel so strongly about it, eat the glued cereal. If they want to invite me to every photo shoot, I just say, listen. Do it with real milk, and I'll eat the bowl right after. We'll invite 20 kids down here, and we'll do it with real milk. You work your magic. You stick toothpicks in it to make the cereal stick up or however you want to do it. And then take the toothpicks out and feed the kids. Can you imagine being his wife having to hear this? He's mad, man. Nonsense. Can you imagine being his child and not wanting to eat, like, all your vegetables? No way, Jose. He won Rebel. You can't waste stuff. Rebel, are you there?
This is P1. Ah, just kidding. That's your P1 name? No, it's P1. I can't say it. Ashley told me not to. Yeah, then it must have been bad. Go ahead. What did you call it? Ashley's saying no, it wasn't bad. What was it, Ash? I told him not to introduce himself if you address him. Oh, oh, oh. I think he got confused. He got confused. I'm messing. Go ahead. So what were you calling to say? Robbie O., just saving the world one lamb chop at a time, huh? I have a parody song for him. Go ahead. Painted Grub. Instead of Tainted Love? Yeah, work it out, dog. Work it out. Do it, Rob. Painted Grub. I don't like Painted Grub. I don't like Painted Grub. P1 Adam? Hey, Mikey. How's it going? Good. It's good with that food thing. I actually saw a special on it a couple of years ago. But like with the ham, they'll take a ham and they'll cut a slice.
And they'll only cook, like, part of it, like, with a special tool. Yeah. They'll, like, sear it. They won't even cook the whole thing. Yeah. You know, because they don't have time to do anything like that. Shut up. They don't have time to cook it. She wasn't even really upset. I mean, I wasn't doing anything. She wasn't doing anything. She was trying to ignore it. I'm calming her down. I'm not upset, though. But she was trying to ignore it. Did you hear the whole, you know, cooking all the time? They'll take strawberries and actually put lipstick on them. See, you're messing with her. Please don't tell me they throw it away. Shut up. This can't be true, right? They wouldn't do that to a defenseless ham. No. I have a new cause. Building back pork one ham at a time. Right. We're all hilarious. Save our hams. Hand me a picket sign. Honey baked. Text us 35253. Just want to do something special for the ladies.
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by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. Well, the ride is picking up a few more brake lights here as this commute kind of winds along here. We've got some slow traffic in the South 15 coming out of Escondido off and on from the 78 to Via Rancho Parkway. Some reduce speeds again through Rancho Ronaldo. Also seeing some bit of traffic on the westbound side of Del Dio's Highway coming out of Escondido as well here. The southbound 7 to 5, outstanding. It's still just a wonderful-looking ride out of the North County, continuing clear all the way down to the South Bay. The East County hasn't gotten too bad. The westbound 52, a minor slowdown up the hill out of Santee. West 8, you're good to go all the way to Mission Valley. The West 94 King Freeway, just a bit of a slowdown from 25th Street now into downtown. And things are looking pretty typical out of the South Bay. You've got the 5 Freeway punching up. From 8th Street up past the 54th Civic Center Drive, 805 shows from the 15th in the North Park, and now you're getting pretty much that usual crawl developing out of Kearney Mesa, heading up over the 52th. John Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. For the most part, I am afraid of the dark. I don't like whales in general. I am incapable of giving a yes or no answer. I do not like it when anything cold touches my teeth.
No skill in the decorating department. The Mikey Show's on. What are you talking about? Rock 105.3. She's 3,000 miles from my door. I'm only three from the ocean floor. I live in Saratoga where you can move to Southern California just because the rain is warm. Welcome back. It's the Mikey Show. Paul Wright. This guy's singing. He sent us a bunch of CDs. He said we'd give them away on the air. Welcome back. It is 7-19. Officials announced yesterday that the beach booze ban will be lifted for Fiesta Island for the over-the-line tournament. The cops arrest a man in the Javon Walker robbery are still looking for another suspect. Mikey, wouldn't it cost more to make plastic food than to waste it? That's kind of a good point.
And again and again and again and again. For all of eternity. Right in your face. Wouldn't it look kind of lame? It would, right? Yes, it would look fake. It would look fake. And Skye weighs food almost every morning. She does. She takes a bite of like a pear or something. If she doesn't like it, it goes right in the garbage. If it's expired. It's not expired. Mike, you know how she is. If it's past its prime, then I can't eat it anymore. No, it's not. Is that really true? That is really true. This text message says. It's not true. Hey, Mikey, I think you guys missed something. Did Rob say he would make doggy bags from other people's unfinished food? That's P1 Slow Ride. You know it, dude. Don't finish it. I got you back. I smell a bit. You would eat it? I mean, if they left, like, let's see. Oh, I thought you meant you would bring the meat home to your dog. Oh, no. No, Sky. No. You'd be wasting perfectly good food on a dog. You're on his side. That's right. Yeah, that's your boy. That's your boy. I'm the ultimate recycling machine. We've got garbage disposal. It's true, man. Thank you. We'll do a bit called dumpster dining. Just come over every night. That's right. All right, you ready for this email? Yep. Tell me what you think of this. Hey, guys, I need advice, and none of my friends seem to know what to do. I was bored at work, and just on a whim started to Google people I knew. I started with myself. Nothing great there. Then went through my family.
When I got to my younger brother, I saw this blog he's been doing. He's openly gay on the blog. Funny thing is, he's never said anything, as far as I know, to anyone in my family. I don't want to ask them if they know for the fear of outing him. That's not my place. But do I say something to him about me knowing? Then he asks how I know, and I'll be like, oh, well, I was Googling your name and spying on you. I wasn't really spying. I mean, it's on the Internet. I don't have to hack the CIA to get this stuff. What do I do? Thanks, Holmes. You guys rule. Lates. It's P1 Boba Fett. Eddie. Well, you know, oh, man, that's crazy. I think in this case, you know, it's the old honesty is the best policy. If you really want to talk to your brother about it, you say the truth. Hey, man, I was. goofing around at work. I was Googling everybody and your name came up and this blog came up and I was just curious, what's up, man? Is this the real deal or not? Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that. If he's open about it on the internet, then...
On the WWM. On the intercon. You're on there on the intercon. You're just trying to do your thing. If you're web-facing it. If you're going to start to buffer that kind of stuff, you've got to know that people are going to download you. If you're going to blog the surf, people are going to read it. Yeah, man. They're going to start surfing that thing, man. If it's on the Google machine, forget it. Don't even get me started on that thing. Sky, what do you think about this one? Yeah. I actually think it's a great idea. I don't see why there's even any reservations about talking to his brother about it. It's uncomfortable. The way I interpret, well, because the way I'm hearing the email is it sounds like he's nervous, like his brother's going to be upset. What's he doing wrong? He didn't do anything wrong. And to me, it's like if his brother hasn't come out to his family but is coming out on the Internet, to me, his brother wants to come out. Yeah, he's not, I mean, what's he doing wrong, the brother wondering what to do about it? Like, what's he, you're not doing or saying anything wrong to say to your brother, hey, bro. Right, and I agree 100%. Yeah, don't go around talking to the family about it because that's your brother's deal. But I would 100% talk to his brother about it. There's no shame in Googling someone. And I think, you know, my interpretation of it, granted, I don't know these people, is.
that his brother would be relieved to have someone in the family know what's going on with him. Maybe you could be like, hey, man, I have this Celine Dion CD, and I was just curious if you wanted to borrow it. As a test? As a test, or maybe to kind of form a bridge or a bond. Well, wouldn't he already know from wearing the Carmen Miranda hat? That's true. He's like, hey, how did I not put... How did I not put? He should have already known because his brother dresses impeccably. I mean, perfectly. He's the best dresser he's ever met in his life. Automatically gay. Hello? You look great. You're gay. You've got an awesome haircut. He should have known when he saw him at the last family reunion asking his uncle to dance with him. That is true, too. That is true, too. That is true. Hey, listen. I think my friend might be gay. The other day, we were slow dancing, and he tried to kiss me. Whoa. That is strange. I think he might, but I'm not. It's funnier when. 5701053, P1 Antics is on the line. What's going on?
much on my way to work but uh i think the best way for him if he feels uncomfortable telling him his brother that uh he googled his name he can easily just say his friend was googling his name and found out and then told the brother why why do you think it would be necessary to lie about it well because obviously he hasn't told his family that he's gay so he doesn't he might not want them to know and if I don't know. I'm not with Sky, you know. I don't need to Google people's names that I know. Well, is there something wrong with Googling people's names that you know? Well, I mean, I don't need to, but I've been bored before and done it. Like, I don't crave it. Is it a bad thing to do? Yeah. Every once in a while, Sky gets a hankering for some name. I get the same thing for it. Well, is it bad? I mean, honestly, I'm asking P1 Antics. I'm asking totally an honest question. Is it a bad thing? Like maybe I just don't get it and it's a bad thing to Google your friends? I don't know. It's kind of up in the air. I want to say it's a good thing and I want to say it's a bad thing. I know all my friends. I've never Googled anybody's name. I don't really care enough if I know the person or if I even just meet the person. I either like them or I don't like them.
Who cares? I could talk to them, and if they have a pass, hey, whatever, you know. Well, I don't know that you're necessarily looking for something bad when you're Googling your friends. It's just kind of interesting seeing what comes up when you type in your buddy's name or your brother's name or whatever. That's true. Well, I mean, I like the whole concept of, you know, you just go and you say, hey, man, I was Googling people. I don't think that there's anything necessarily wrong with that. I was Googling people, and I found you, and I went to your website, and it said, hey. You want some man meat? Yeah, that's a good point, too. I actually do agree with that. So, hey, man, I appreciate the phone call. 570-1053. Our text number is 35253. Yeah, if I was Googling, and I Google my brother's name, and I go to the MySpace, and it says, hey. I would immediately, I think, call him. And I'd go, dude, I just found your website. It says you're gay. How come you didn't tell anybody? Is that wrong? I wouldn't do that. Why? It would feel like if my brother wanted to tell me, he would tell me. And that's something that is kind of up to him. And even if I did know, I think that that would be something I'd keep to myself. And I would let it come up organically between us when he's ready. Obviously, there's a reason why he's keeping that private. And it's kind of.
It kind of is a little bit Snoopy-ish that I'm Googling his name and finding out that way. Ashley has a point. So I think I would keep it to myself and let him bring it up to me when he's ready. She has a point. Like, maybe the guy doesn't want to tell you. Ever occur to any of us that maybe he would have said it if he felt like you know him? Right. Now, what about the whole MySpace is public? You know, I don't. You know, and, like, see, because the reason I don't agree with what Ashley's saying is because, and maybe I'm wrong in this, anyone ever wants to hide their sexuality for themselves right they are hiding it because they're scared of how other people are going to react yeah and you know what i mean so if you're already open and accepting of it and you're coming to your brother going dude i just saw this and you know why you know as long as you're not coming from from a hateful place i would think he'd be appreciative of it oh hey guys it's dr wayne
Hey, why don't you guys get off this person's back that has this MySpace page here or whatever. Well, I don't know that we are saying anything derogatory. You guys leave the guy alone, you know. Well, we're not really doing anything. I feel like you're really trying to invade his privacy and looking up websites and all this stuff. No, you got it all wrong, Dr. McQueen. Sounds kind of weird and filthy to me. Sounds like this is a hot button for you. Boy, what a... Invasion of privacy there. But it's not private, Dr. Wayne. He put it out there on the Internet. Yeah, but maybe he, you know, I wouldn't have any experience with this. I could care less about the topic one way or the other. You're calling in right now. All I'm saying is that, you know, maybe he put that thing on there and he just wanted it to be for, you know, his own. Uh-huh. friends or guys that he was trying to, you know, meet on there, and he didn't necessarily need a Snoopy brother or sister-in-law, Jan, going on there and saying, hey, that's what I found. What is this all about? And then, you know, having to explain, well, that was a car show I went to. Why don't you give me a break? I don't even know what you're talking about. Anyway, I'm just saying, why don't you guys just quit attacking everybody with everything you want.
You know what I mean? It's coming from a personal place. Yeah. No, I don't know anything about any of this stuff. Really? Do you have a sister-in-law named Jan? What's that? No. Why did you even say that? Why would you even say if I have a sister-in-law named Jan? Yeah, I do, but... Wait, you do? I have a sister-in-law named Jan. So then this happened to you? No, it didn't happen to me. Okay, well... No, it didn't happen to me. Well, it seems like that. It's a coincidence that I happen to have a sister-in-law named Jan. Well, you said it. It's not a coincidence. Well, listen. If Seth is there right now, I don't even know if Seth is there right now, but if he is there, I just want him to check out. He is, Dr. Wayne. He's fine. He can blog me on Wayne Space and check out what I've been doing. I've got a new thing set up. It's Wayne Space. That sounds creepy. It's about clientele. I don't know if I've mentioned it, but I am a chiropractor in the area and also a specialized in Swedish. I just went to Wayne Space, and it's a bunch of pictures of dudes' backs. Did you go to Wayne Space 1, or did you go to Wayne Space regular? I don't know what that is. You know what? Can you guys hit the button? Is there a way to hit the button? No, I don't even know what that means. I don't know why you need backsides of men. I know you're a chiropractor.
I also wanted to see if... Jeff is doing anything later today because I actually wanted to, you know, I've been thinking about him. I've been thinking, man, poor single guy. I know a lot of young chicks I can introduce him to. Is that right? How do you know young chicks? Because they love me. That's right. Oh, really? Because I'm in shape because I work out 24-7. Hello? Dr. Wayne, you're a married man. Anyway, I'm going to have a NyQuil drinking contest later today. What the hell? Dr. Wayne, that sounds dangerous. That sounds dangerous. Prove how manly you are. I don't like this. Please stop with that. Maybe we could hang out and do Xbox and shooters. Shooters? NyQuil shooters? It's an Xbox and NyQuil shooter contest. This is creepy. Fine, I gotta go. I gotta make out with the old lady. Oh, wow. Let's see, that sounded... That's weird. Forrest. You're gay! Definitely. I mean, it just sounds kind of obvious. Are you going to go, Seth? No, I'm not.
I mean, did you have to even ask him that? I don't know. Maybe he likes tank water. Our text number here is 35253. Our phone number is 5701053. When we come back, we are going to be giving away a table for four at Pamplemousse tonight. Awesome! And also when we come back, did you hear about the guy in Florida that gouged out an alligator's eyes after it ripped his arm off? Did you hear about this? I'm not kidding, man. Listen, man. You rack him. When we come back, audio of that dude and also this giveaway, so don't go anywhere. It's a Mikey show. Fools, you are officially my favorite dancer of 2008. Good isn't good enough. A, B, there is the final 16 dancers. Throw it down for your vote on a new So You Think You Can Dance.
Don't miss the show critics call the best of the TV dance shows so you think you can dance. It all starts tonight at 8 p.m. on Fox 6. Then stay tuned for Fox 6 News tonight at 10. Crick it. Crick it. Crick it. Crick it. They're at it again. Yeah, all week, Mike. They're hooking you up, man. They want to give you free tickets to the 311 Snoop Dogg show. Yeah, all week long they've been doing this. When they pick a day and they have a different cricket location around the county, and if you go in and sign up for service or add a line to an existing account, you get a free pair to this Friday's 311 Snoop Dogg concert. I had a bunch of people be like... Yo, man, what's up? Well, how come you don't give us the tickets up here in Norris County, man? What's up? Is that what they said? Hey, man, why don't you come to Norris County, man? We want to go to the show. Okay, and so what's the deal with that? So what are they doing about that? It's in Norris County today. Oh. Oh, so you told Cricket. Yeah, well, I texted Pedro. Okay. He said, listen.
Right. A lot of complaints that the tickets haven't been given away in North County yet. Yeah. And so they moved it to San Marcos. I just got it. Plaza San Marcos. There it is. Plaza San Marcos today, 740 Nordall Road. If you go in there and you sign up for service with cricket or you add a line to your existing account, I'm going to give you a free pair of tickets to 311 Snoop Dogg. So cool. Maybe you'll see that dude there that's like, hey. Quit complaining to me. Exactly. Sky, what's a website? It's mycricket.com slash San Diego. Listen to what the critics are saying about Wanted. The heart-stopping extreme summer action movie of your dreams. It's scene for scene, the most visually inventive trailblazing film of its kind in light years. If no one ever told you that bullets fly straight, what would you do? Angelina Jolie has never looked hotter. James McAvoy simply rocks. And Morgan Freeman elevates Wanted to the next level. Are we going to bond now? Would you like to? Not since The Matrix has an action movie made you repeatedly sit up and go, Whoa, I've never seen that before. Wanted is simply one of the best action films ever. And Peter Travers of Rolling Stone says, I love it. Wanted is sexy and built to thrill. Have you done lately?
Directed by Timur Beckman Bethoff. Rated R. Under 17, not admitted without parents. In theaters Friday. Al Smith. Inventor of Robbins Brothers MSID Diamond. A circumferential succession of pavilion facets enhances brilliancy, scintillation, and dispersion. What Al means is that the MSID Diamond is independently certified to be brighter. Learn more at robbinsbrothers.com. It's not summer without ice cream, and Walmart has all the brands you love. Save on assorted flavors of Blue Bunny Premium Ice Cream, 56 ounce, two for $5. Or Smucker's Special Recipe Triple Berry Ice Cream Topping, 18 ounce for $2.18. Save money, live better, Walmart. Rock 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. We're seeing a pretty typical ride on our freeways this morning. No big major problems. Southbound side of the 15, a little bit tight here from Auto Parkway to Via Rancho Parkway. Some heavier traffic as you head into Rancho Bernardo now. This coaster ride still looking awesome. And southbound side of the 5, clear from Oceanside all the way down to the border. Westbound 52, just a minor delay coming up past Mass Boulevard. The west 8 is starting to see a bit of a slowdown here developing out of La Mesa here from Lake Murray.
out towards around College area, and then you're back at the speed. The West 94, brake lights from 25th Street into downtown. Coming up out of the South Bay, brief glitches on the 5 and the 805 northbound up past the 54 up to National City. The 805, a little tougher, though, than the 15 in the North Park. And now it's very tough, crawling from Mesa College Drive, single digits all the way up over the 52 into the Golden Triangle. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. I'm W. Encinitas. It's the place that I take. My car. But it's not just great for service, and they are great for service. There's no doubt about it. I know the guys down there. Don, Carl runs a shop. Those dudes that have been working in there have been working in there with BMW for years.
And I'm talking like a couple of those guys have been there for 20 years working on BMWs. So they know them really, really well. But the thing that I wanted to really impress upon P1s is this whole concept of, oh, I can't get into a BMW because most people think of BMW and they go, oh, $50,000, $60,000, $70,000, $80,000. Did you know you can get into a BMW? In a lease, you can get into a BMW for a 3 Series for $399. That's a 3 Series. For $3.99, go down to BMW Encinitas today and mention me. Say, hey, man, I heard Mikey talking about this, and I'm a P1. You know, let them know that you're a P1. BMW Encinitas is Encinitas Boulevard, and it is just west of El Camino Real. BMW Encinitas. Are you mission focused? As a Customs and Border Protection officer, you are a shield, an unwavering force. Standing at our nation's borders, you are the intellect that keeps our nation strong and our borders secure. Serving as a CBP officer is your chance to help our country by using your aptitude and judgment. It's your opportunity to make a difference right here at home. And the pride that comes from succeeding at this mission is second to none. Join U.S. Customs and Border Protection for a special recruitment event in San Francisco.
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Track four was the wrestler. Wait, what? I got more information. The Mikey Show continues. Rock 105.3. She thinks she missed the train to Mars. She's out back counting stars. She thinks she missed the train to Mars. She's out back counting stars. This song here on this radio station, Kiosk. Back when this was a brand new rock tune. Six or something. Maybe earlier. They used this in a car commercial. Oh, yeah. It's Cadillac. That little riff right there, they do. You just answered a question that I could not place until this second. Dude, it's that Cadillac commercial. And I was always like, what's that riff? What's that riff? What's that? It's stars. Where they're like talking about the car and they're saying, you know, oh, some women.
Don't pick a car because of the size of the drink holder. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Blah, blah, blah. It's like going through a dark tunnel. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a chick from Grey's Anatomy. Yeah. Yep. Yeah, it's that chick that Ashley says that chicks love her. And she has her own show now. Who is that, Ash? She plays Addison. Oh, Kate Walsh? She plays Addison on Grey's Anatomy, but yeah, now she's in private practice, which is her own little spinoff. Totally. She has a private practice. Love her. Apparently she's moving up in the world. It is 743. In honor of George Carlin, this weekend, Saturday Night Live will air their first ever episode, which was hosted by Carlin. Fresno State scored 19 runs and forced a deciding game three in the College World Series against Georgia. So. Many of you have heard me say many, many times that my favorite restaurant, not just in San Diego, I think ever. Whoa. Statement. Favorite restaurant. Better than the pizza box, dude. Lynn. Who else worked at pizza box? What was the guys? Gary. Gary. Gary and his daughter, Lynn. Oh, Gary. Gary always had stuff on the front of that T-shirt. Well, yeah, man. Stuff. Guy's busy cooking. Mm-hmm.
You've heard me talk about Pamplemousse, my favorite restaurant. Truffle Fries. Truffle Fries. My brother, Mark, said, because my brother wants to come visit next month, and he said, can we please go to that place that has the word moose in it? And I said, Pamplemousse? He goes, yeah. Oh, not Moose Knuckles? Not Moose Knuckles. It's a family restaurant. All he wants is the burger. That is definitively the best hamburger ever made and known to man. Whoa! Ever made and known to man. Sean, what did you do when we went to dinner there? When was the last time you were here? What did I get? Yeah, what did you order? I think it was veal parmesan. How was it? It was very good. Eddie, what did you get last time you were there? I got whatever.
They had some steak special. Yeah. And I don't remember what it was, but I got it, and it was outstanding. And I got that white asparagus soup, you know, my little connoisseur soup. And that was the bowl. It's the greatest food ever. My wife is all about dessert. Yeah. Oh, dude, that thing they, what is it called? The peanut butter bomb. Oh, please. That's crazy. It's like crazy. It's pretty nuts. That's crazy. Rebecca, if my wife heard that right now, she's like, it's all she's going to think about all day. It's about the size of a golf ball, and it's chocolate. And then when you put your fork into it, inside of it is kind of like the texture of cookie dough, and it's peanut butter. Imagine the greatest Reese's peanut butter cup in the world. That's what that is. It's pretty good. So this restaurant is phenomenal. The dude that runs the place is Jeffrey Strauss,
They've been in the paper a billion times and stuff like that. I had never heard of it. Crush had took me there. He's like, dude, you've never been to the moose? And I went there and went, ooh, wow, this is special stuff. And Jeffrey Strauss is the owner of Pride. He says, hey, restaurant week, some of your listeners would come down there. Whatever. Two, three, four, I don't care. We'll put them in a nice table and do something for them. So what we got for you is a table for four for tonight at Pample Moose because it's restaurant week. What we'll do is if today is your anniversary, we'll set you up. Wow. Here's how it works. Just fax us and send us your marriage or wedding. Your marriage certificate. Your marriage certificate. Certificate.
Yeah, your license, your certificate, whatever. Yeah, you know, you send this, you get the marriage sheet. Marriage paper. And fax it to this number, 858-522-5768. 858-522-5768. If you got married on June 25th. Of any year. Any year. It's you. Yeah, you get a table for four tonight at Pamplemousse, which it will be in there tonight. And what's cool about restaurant week is you go in, and it's basically a fixed menu, but you get a bunch of options. So all your food will be covered, and all you have to pay for is booze if you want booze, and then the tip for the waitress. Yeah. Do the right thing, you know? Do the right thing with a waitress. Hey, yeah. Hey, hey. I don't mind doing this. It's great. I want to do it. Just when it comes to the service tonight, Do the right thing. Tell your listeners, you know, do the right thing. Jeffrey's from New York. I go, well, Jeff, what do they have to pay for? They get booze. If they want to do the booze, they pay for the booze. But then, and then also with a service, do the right thing. Do the right thing. So restaurant week is, yeah, like Sky said, it's a fixed menu. So, for instance.
You get a choice of each. You've got a bunch of appetizers, a bunch of entrees, and a bunch of desserts. And so you pick which one you want. Appetizer, that thing Eddie was talking about, the white asparagus soup. I'm going. Or you can do a salad that is watermelon, baby arugula, toasted pine nuts, ricotta. Molasses aged balsamic vinaigrette. Probably pops in your mouth and explodes into jubilee. Shut your mouth. Let's see. Here are some of the entree choices. And there's more of the appetizers, but I'm not going to do all of them. One of those appetizers, Prawn Oscar with Alaskan king crab is an appetizer. All right, so here's some of the entrees that they're going to be offering tonight.
roast prime rib of pork, which is my favorite thing. Oh, that's so good, Mike. It's good. Yeah, that's really good. It's one of my favorites. Calm down. Well, that's what I order. They will also be offering tonight crispy Shelton farm breast of chicken. They will also be offering that Kobe beef burger with truffle fries. Oh, with the Parmesan truffle fries, Mike. That would be my suggestion to you. Yeah, please. Be glad for the food on your plate. If you're picking... an entree, my suggestion would be the Kobe Berber, Kobe Berber, and the truffle fries. And then dessert, they have the trio or sorbet. They also have the, did you get that, Sky? Yeah. Yeah, it's a really good sorbet. They also have the pear tartine. Oh, I love that. I love that. I love that. So much. semi-cooked chocolate truffle cake and the chocolate caramel bomb with caramel sauce. So the first person that faxes us that can prove that today is their anniversary fax us at 858-522-5768 and the first anniversary that we get, it's a table for four.
Bring another couple, celebrate your anniversary. It'll be real nice. It'll be real good. Do the right thing. And they pay for booze. We'll pick up the food. So, a dude in Florida. He looks like a Marine. Yeah, he does. He has a Marine haircut. I don't know if he's actually a Marine, but what do we know about this dude, Sky? Well, let me see. He's 18 years old. Oh, he is? Whoa. That guy looks 29 years old. His name is Casey Edwards. Yeah. Drives a number five car, I think. Yeah, I think so, too. In fact, he won the Pepsi 400, didn't he? I think so, yeah. And he went for a little swim with some friends on Sunday, Mike. I see. I see. And the following happened. I saw an 11-and-a-half-foot alligator swimming towards me the whole entire time. That thing tried to take you under a number of times. You were able to hold on to a rope and stay afloat. Okay, they're showing the alligator right now. Is it big? Big's not the word. Dude, it's like one of those autopsy tables, and the alligator is hanging off on both sides. The front of it's hanging off the front, and the back of it's hanging off the back.
of one of those big autopsy tables. Like long autopsy tables. Yeah, it's probably like a 10-foot table. My mouth is open looking at this alligator. Three tons of him. Oh, right? It was about a 100-yard stretch right there where I was swimming, and I was swimming parallel to him. Now, we're looking at Dude. Dude is wearing a blue T-shirt, and he's a handsome young kid. And everything looks totally normal except for the fact that his left arm has been bitten off and there's this giant white gauze and bandaging on that left arm. It's crazy. Which is basically a cable, a rope that connects a bunch of cylinder-shaped orange buoys together.
And let's go back. We got to hear exactly what he's saying about this thing. And I was swimming parallel to a buoy line, which is basically a cable, a rope that connects a bunch of cylinder shaped orange buoys together. And I was bringing my right arm forward to swim, to paddle myself forward. And my left arm was stretched backwards and I felt something clamped down on it. And immediately I knew what it was. I knew an alligator had bitten me. And I turned around and the alligator surfaced. And I looked at it face to face. Just everything got real quiet and no sounds. I mean, I'd hear everybody on the bank yelling. That's about it. I don't want to get too gruesome for morning television here, Casey, but when it did bite your arm the last time, it snapped it. And did you realize immediately at that moment that you lost your arm? No, sir. They call it a roll, a death roll. It went down to the water about five times. Can I ask a question? Yes, please. I want to ask a question, and this question is directed at anybody that lives in that part of the country or has ever lived in that part of the country. If you're listening online or if you've ever lived in Florida or Louisiana or any of those areas, why do you get in the water? Yeah, great question. I mean, and that is a genuine question. Like, I'm not saying it to be funny. I mean it. If you know that there are alligators around there, how come you get in there? Why?
That is a far out question. Now, they may ask us, the people from Florida may ask us, you guys, if you know that there's rattlesnakes all over the hills and the mountains around San Diego and in the canyons, why do you guys hike in them? Because you do every day you hike in those things. So maybe it's the same thing. Sharks in the ocean. Sharks in the ocean. Why do you guys swim in the ocean? There's sharks in the ocean. But the percentage of shark attacks compared to the amount of people have been bit by alligators. Don't they get bit by them? All the time. And you see them all the time, like shark sightings, you know, like big, you know, man-eating sharks. Except for that one that's hanging out here. The same shark. Eddie believes it's the same shark. Definitely the same shark. And that that particular shark has been there for a long time. But I'll tell you, the last thing that we're going to do is take that thing and do some sort of a weird autopsy. This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of an autopsy on a fish. I mean, give me a break if you think we're going to do that. Holding onto the cable as it pulled me under. And I'd like to say, I don't care who you are. If an 11 and a half foot alligator is trying to pull you under the water and you hang on, there's something else holding you on out there. I definitely felt that I had a, you know, God was with me that day to keep me on that rope. Yeah, no kidding. If you can measure something, you know, like you got to see how big 11 and a half feet is.
Five robs. Yeah, at least. Wow. Crazy big. I'd say probably seven or eight robs, but, I mean, it's. And a quarter. I mean, at least. We should get a tape measure and put it up on, like, the window sill up here that separates Ashley and us, you know, and see how big 11 1⁄2 feet is. You got one, Zeth? I can go find one. Yeah, go get one. I'd just like to say that, but. And after the alligator had let go of me, though, I didn't realize at that point that I had lost my arm. I didn't realize that. The alligator did come back at me and knocked the wind out of me. I gouged its eye, and at that time it swirled away. And I began to try to swim back to the other side of the bank. And at that time... I kind of realized I was swimming a little bit to the right and not as fast. And I realized that I was missing most or all of my left arm. And I bowed back to the shore. Robbie and Robert were there on the shore. I know Robbie helped drag you out of the water. Robert's training to be an EMT, which turned out to be extremely fortunate for you. Robert, you immediately wrapped the arm in a tourniquet. Is that right? Where is it? It looks like he's in the actual hospital that he's in. And they've set up kind of a makeshift media area.
Look, Bob Saget's his doctor. Yeah, it looks like Bob Saget, in fact, is his doctor, which is strange because I thought that Bob Saget was just a comedian and television star. But, man, that shirt does look like he's sitting there. Yes, sir. After Robbie drug him out of the water, he took his shirt off, and we just wrapped it around his arm and held pressure until 911 arrived. And, doctor, the nature of this injury, this wound, I mean, a lot. Hang on. because Zeth has a tape measure. Measure how long the window is that measures the distance between, or the window that separates Ashley and us. How long is that? No, no, no. Shut up. No, it isn't. Shut up. Wait, wait, wait. You're telling me that window is six feet, 11 inches? No, eight inches. Dude, he said the alligator was 11, Eddie, hold the end of that. 11 feet. 11 and a half feet, he said. Hold the end of that tape measure. Turn on the lights. Turn on the lights, Zeth. Right behind you. Turn on the lights. I'm taking a picture of this. You've got to be kidding me. You've got to be kidding me. Get me in it. I can't fit this in the frame. What? I can't fit it in the frame. Work it out. Zeth, I need you to go that way. Well, because if you think of a six-foot tall guy, that's a tall guy. Double him.
Double a six foot tall guy. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing. Gosh. That's crazy. Here, wait. One more. One more. It's a big gator. To you fair Spanish ladies. Gosh. Oh my gosh. Zeth, put that last picture on the website. And some people will say, well... How do you know that was really the same gator? You know, maybe they just went out and caught the biggest one they could find. Right. Well, when they did the autopsy, they found Casey's arm inside. Oh, great. So it definitely was the same. Did they put it back on? No. Gator arm? How do they know it was his and not the Kittner kid? How do they know? I'm going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kittner voice spill out all over the dot. Yeah, exactly. I mean, check it out, will you?
People might be wondering how he didn't bleed to death, even with a tourniquet. What can you tell me about the condition he was in when you first saw him? He was actually in surprisingly good condition when he was flying to Holmes Regional. That's the doctor talking. I wish the doctor would be like, well, he was all like, whoa. And then I was all, what are you doing? And he was like, what's up, Al? And I was like, whoa. That's in large part, too. One, what good care he received on the scene from his friends, and they did the appropriate things to the other first responders and the Hilo crew that brought him in so quickly. Hey, listen, the people that have called right now, we got people on the line right now that are from Florida. Keep them on the line. Keep them on the line. When we come back, I want to talk to them about it. We'll play you the rest of this audio of this dude that got his arm bitten off.
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One of the, one of the, one of the best songs ever, probably. It might be. Maybe. Who knows? Okay. It is 8-17. A judge ruled yesterday that the naked cowboy can sue the makers of M&Ms for trademark infringement. Shaq got his badge, his honorary badge taken away after the sheriff got upset after Kobe's little dirty rap, that dirty rap he made about Kobe. Really? Yeah, they took away his honorary sheriff badge. I guess that makes sense because, you know, listen, it's not like an honorary doctorate to a college. He was actually using that thing. It's a real weird thing. Yeah, he would go out with him on drugs. He went on a drug bust. Really? Yeah, for real, dude. Like Shaq is really into law enforcement for some reason. And so anyway, I guess that makes sense. A friend of mine has a son and there's a whole deal with MySpace. We were talking about it. And I wanted to get your guys' temperature on because I'm thinking about this with Jake. By the time Jake is of age, what is appropriate age for MySpace? Whoa. That's funny that you bring this up. Yeah.
Because my niece, who just turned 11, is in big trouble with her parents. Well, she did a little sneak attack and made herself a MySpace page where on the MySpace page said she was 15 years old. Oh, my gosh. And had pictures on there that probably an 11-year-old shouldn't have. What? you know, was getting emails from older guys and things like that. Was she taking pictures of herself kind of thing? I wouldn't call them dirty, but they were provocative. Yeah, not good. Not good. And so they found out about it, and she is in big trouble. Grounded for, like, the summer. There's an 11-year-old, and I'm being 100% honest in this because I don't know. I can tell you all about what an 11-year-old boy feels like because I was there. Can't tell you what an 11-year-old girl feels like. 11-year-old girls care about sex? No, I wouldn't say sex, but they are aware of boys. I think they like the attention.
It ups your status as a girl of that age to be hanging out with older boys, to have older boys interested in you. It makes you, like, more popular. I think it's really fun for them, but I don't think they get the sexual overtones of it. Because that makes my next question, not that this has anything to do with it, but, okay, so what age does, like, guys have the cooties leave? Like, when's that over? It's starting to happen about that age. Around there? Yeah. I remember at that age, you know, my friends were starting to, you know, like, hang out with boys and kiss boys and stuff. And I didn't want to kiss boys. I thought it was gross, but I, like, felt like I needed to. Well, Skye became a woman at 11. I should not become a woman. That is a lie. Yeah, you know, they love the Jonas Brothers and stuff like that. He doesn't. Well, seriously. We all do. Shining eyebrows. And just like any girl, they're trying to be older than they really are. And they know something about being an older girl is that you're with boys. And I believe on MySpace, you have to be, I think, 14 to have a MySpace page. So that's probably why she lied about her age, so that she could have this page. But it's, wow, that scared the heck out of me. Yeah, that's kind of dangerous. 570-1053. Text us, 35253. Ashley, how old would you?
I would want your daughter to be to have a MySpace page. Ashley just got a grin on her face. I would want her to be old. 27. I would want her to be old. And if she did, if she was like 11 or 12 and she really, really wanted one for whatever reason, I would really, like it would really be mandatory that I completely and totally overlook it, oversee it, and like approve everything on there. You know what freaks me out, though? And, Ash, give me your thoughts on this because I know you were a sneaky little one. Yeah. Snake in the garage. I don't just want to know what I was doing when I was 11 on my computer. I'm sure we can imagine. You don't want to know. For real? At 11? Was it bad? Really bad. Ash. Yeah. But you weren't, like, sexually. Not at all. What was it about then? For me, it was like that whole, like, holy crap, I can pretend that I'm 18. I can say that I've got these big boobs. Right, right, right. And then this guy's going to think I'm hot, and then I can say whatever I want. He can say whatever he wants back. It's like this crazy fantasy risk factor. But at 11 years old, it didn't creep you out, the stuff they were saying back to you? It would. It would. And I eventually, like, it cowered. That's what made you stop. Yes, it did, because it got really weird, because there's freaks out there. Of course, man. Freaks.
I can't even imagine because when we were that age, like we didn't have the Internet. There weren't chat rooms. We had just gotten it. The chat room thing had just become like a new phenomenon. I was like 12 years old and I was, you know, testing it out. And I mean, I lied about my age and I was getting older guys and we were talking and inappropriate stuff. The closest thing that I can think of that even came close to that sort of world was that at that age, when I was 11, my friends and I would. prank call, sex lines. Because my brothers had magazines that had the sex lines. And me and Mike Duke would do that. When did you get charged? Yeah. Never came up one time. Are you kidding me? Not once. Not once. At your house or at your friend's house? My house. And your parents never noticed on the bill sex lines. Shut up. You guys, when I tell you this, you're going to think that this is not true. You're going to think this is not true. I'm scared. We were driving one time to, I don't think I've ever told this story. I don't think I've ever told this story on the air. We were driving to Tucson one time. I was probably 11 or 12. And me and Isaac Lopez would go up to this area where there was a canal. And there was like this big thing of trees. And there was a bunch of dirty magazines by the trees. And we would go in there and we would light fires. And go in there and set fires to these.
You know, this was my youth. Yes. And every once in a while, I'd steal some of the dirty magazines. Well, one time we're driving to Tucson. I'm sitting in the back seat looking at Porno Max. No, you are not. Why? That is not. Shut up. That is a true story. That's crazy. And I was asking. I started. Like, I wanted the attention so bad. Right. I started to ask questions. Hey, you know, like, what is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And my mom was like. You know, you could tell my mom was a little like, what is that all about? And we stopped at a rest stop, and I think she threw it away at the rest stop. I think. Wait, so as you're looking at it, they know you're looking at it? Yeah, well, yeah.
Yeah, I think I said something. I think I said they didn't know I was looking at it until I said something. Right. But it wasn't like immediately grab that and rip it out of my hands and blah, blah, blah. It wasn't like that. Wait till the rest. We got to this. Well, we were right by it. I remember correctly. We were close. And I remember at 11 years because I was smart, man. I process stuff. And I remember processing that they were trying to figure out what's the right. You know, how do we how should we deal with this, handle this? But before I said anything, I was sitting back there looking at it for a long time. And I'm not talking Playboy. I'm not talking Playboy. You know, Eddie. Don't give him a nod of approval. Stop it. Eddie, Eddie. I don't want to know what he said. I don't even think it was English. But, yeah, so they took it away and they threw it away at the rest stop. I'm sure the articles were interesting.
But check it out. So here's my thing, though. I'm thinking to myself, kids know 50 billion times more than the parents do. And do we really believe, like, the parents that go, I have to monitor your MySpace. Do we really believe that they, like, don't have more accounts or know how to get around that? Do we think that? You know what I mean? P1 Knuckles. Hey, what's going on, Mikey? What's up, dude? Hey, I just want to... To make a comment, this pretty much happened to my family. My niece, pretty much the same age as Eddie's niece, 11 years old, found my space. My sister found out. And my niece claimed to be an older girl, about 15, same age, getting hit on by a 30-year-old guy. Not only that, but she was cussing all over the Internet, you know, to her friends, talking about how, I don't know. Anyways, found out about it.
She got in trouble, got taken off. About two months later, she went back on it with a different name and found out again. So pretty much this is about the time when I had to step in. I told her, if we catch her one more time without on there, I'm going to show up to the house and I'm going to shave all her head off. Oh! Oh, boy. Oh, boy. That's a crazy, interesting way to... Awesome! Now, just out of curiosity, because I'm just trying to figure out, like, where did that come from? Like, where did that come from? Well, I mean, maybe I would have done it, but. No, no, no, no. I mean, but did your dad or somebody, who told you when you were a kid that they were going to shave your head off? Oh, no, no. So you just came up with that? I just figured, I just figured that, you know, like, what other way to scare little girls, you know. Okay. shave all her head off in center school that way. Right, right, right. I don't know. So did it work? Yeah. She does not get on MySpace no more and her grades completely turned around. There you go. Wow. She didn't want her hair shaved off. What do you want? Or her head. You know what I mean? I want her head shaved off. P1 Nicole. Hey, Mikey. My daughter was 11 and she was begging and begging for MySpace.
And I did let her get one, and she had one for probably about six months, and I monitored it. I would go online and check it out, and I had her password. She didn't even have her own password. I set it up. She wasn't allowed to get on unless I logged her in. And what I liked about it was I got to see what her friends were really like. One kid. who was in her class had his cell phone number posted and was like, hey, I'm a top dog. Hit me up. And he's 11 years old. Oh, my God. A top dog. So you took it off because of that then? Did I take what? Did you take her offline? Did you stop the MySpace because of that? No, but I just knew that when she would talk about this kid at school, I would pay closer attention to what she was talking about. I would know that if she would say, hey, you know, he's having a birthday party, can I go? I would be a little more wary because I figured his parents aren't monitoring, so they're not the kind of parents or the kids that I want her around. Yeah. Because if his parents, you know, if I saw that she's going to get a phone number, I'd be like, you know, you're taking that off. So obviously his parents didn't know.
what he was posting and they weren't monitoring or paying attention that is interesting because as a parent if you're monitoring your child's myspace it kind of gives you an insight into their friends and their people who are they're communicating with more than you know if just from hearing you know stories from school or whatever yeah and some of the little girls on her myspace i felt like their pictures were a little too You know, not provocative, but I felt like, well, she looks a little, you know, like she's trying to be sexy in that picture. Oh, yeah. And I knew, like, who to pay closer attention to and, you know, who, and really she was just having innocent fun on it, my daughter. She's not like a lot of the other little girls out there at her age right now. And she just was kind of goofy and acted like an immature 11-year-old. But a lot of the other little girls. I was like, oh, I don't like her picture. I don't like those comments. And it did make me uneasy because there, you know, there is more drama with it. You would see certain comments and be like, what's going on there? Let me ask Ashley something. Ash, would your parents at the time that that was going on, would they have thought that you were doing that? Would they have ever suspected that? Never.
would they have, kind of like this lady just said, would they have thought, hey, you know, my daughter's not like a lot of those girls that I see, a lot of these other girls her age, would they have said that? Definitely. I was a really good kid at that age. See, I think that one of the dangers, Nicole, is that a lot of times the kids that are doing the crazy stuff, of course their parents think that they're not doing the crazy stuff. You know, Yeah, my daughter is actually a really good daughter. You know, the other 11-year-olds, you know, they're doing some stuff that, poof, am I glad my 11-year-old isn't doing it. Ashley's telling you, at 11 years old, she was doing some pretty crazy stuff on that computer and that her mom and dad never suspected a thing and would have thought that she was a perfect angel, unlike her friends who they recognized were kind of doing some bad stuff. But at 11, I would never have. been doing crazy stuff like like now I can't even go into a chat room now as an adult you know it's too creepy and gross so at 11 there's no so I mean I think there's both type of kids out there there is there is yeah and I'm glad this guy said that because because it doesn't mean because you're 11 years old you're doing crazy stuff it doesn't but I will say this if the kid is mom I gotta have this myspace I gotta have this myspace I gotta have this myspace
It's got to be like, you got to a little bit be like, okay, okay, you know. You got to put some dots together. Maybe she's not doing nothing. But you got to be proactive. You got to check it out. Was there anything that Ash was asking for or asking her parents for? Ashley, was there anything, if you were giving advice, you know how they have those guys that scam casinos? They go in and scam casinos. And then they hire those guys to do security because they know all the tricks of the trade. If you, Ashley, were going to give advice to a mom about their perfect angel, finger quotes, because that's what you were. You were the perfect angel, but you actually were doing some more stuff. What could you tell parents that would help them out of questions that they should ask or things that they could be looking for? Or was there any of that stuff that you could say? What if you were the casino expert? For me, the reason why I got away with it was because it was unsupervised and I had the ability, that freedom to get on that computer and my parents weren't around. So I don't know what you would tell your kid to get it out of them because I would never have in a million years, no matter what, told my parents. Right. And you know what, Mikey? I have a younger daughter who...
I'm not a gullible parent who thinks my child is a perfect angel. I do have a younger daughter. Her personality is a little bit more spunky, and I wouldn't let her have a nice space, for sure. But the other thing is that the computer is in our living room, and where was Ashley's computer? Where were her parents? We're always in the living room with our kids. Yeah, like we had a computer room upstairs. That's a good idea. So that's a big thing. Yeah, when you have kids, they should not have computers. Like, I would put a computer lock on the computer, you know, like the family computer, like, have a lock on it. So, like, if a kid gets home from school and you don't get home until 5, like, that kid is not allowed to use that computer until you get home. That would be really smart. At one point, she did get sneaky and change the password when she was on there. Yeah. But I found out, you know, and the next day when she was on there, I'm like, how'd you get on there? Wait a minute. Are you telling me that the one that you wouldn't have suspected went on there and changed the password? The one that's not like the other. When I logged her in, she changed the password so that she could get on with me. But I thought you just said that you're not naive and that you have another daughter that's a little spunkier, but not this daughter. I'm not naive. No, no, no, no. I'm not saying she's a perfect angel. I never said she's a perfect angel.
And I'm not naive, but when I found the very next day that she changed that password. Mom. My face was pulled. But mom. But mom. Mom. She's changing password. I know. That's why it got pulled. All right. Well, thank you. Listen. Or parents who wouldn't even notice that the password was changed. And can I throw this out there, too? Like, Mike, when you were asking me, like, what I should tell parents to tell their kids. Yeah. Like, a big thing for me was, like, I was scared. Like, I was nervous to, like, flirt or talk to boys my age. Yeah. And I was more comfortable experimenting or, like, seeing what would happen on the computer as opposed to, like, flirting at school. So it's, like, almost the opposite effect. Like, if your kid is, like, not interested in boys at all, that does not necessarily mean that they aren't interested because they're too young. It just might mean they're nervous, scared. shy and they're doing it on the computer instead. This is good stuff. It's instructional. Thank you, Nicole. I appreciate it. That was a very informative session for the Riz. Do you know the lyrics to songs? You're listening right now and you know the lyrics to songs. You know them really good.
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Taking her sweet time meant in pumping the gas. Once my client was done pumping the gas, she wanted to get out of there. How do you pump your gas slowly? She had to leave. Two different eyewitnesses, who I will call to the stand, have claimed that she took her sweet time. Who are these eyewitnesses? They're women. That needs to be evidence. That has to be evidence. I've not seen this show. Crazy women. In a polite manner, are you going to pump your gas or are you going to sit there on your phone? I want to hear what happened after the honk. What did you do? I killed her. The Mikey Show continues. Rock 105.3. It's so good, Mike. Thank goodness it's somebody's fault but mine. I'm just glad it's not my fault, you know? As soon as she said it, I kind of was like, I do something. I was questioning me first, you know, like, did I do something wrong? You said yesterday that you want to start your diet, so I'm just trying to be supportive. Yeah, you know, a bagel's like eating five pieces of bread. Yeah, right? It is true. That is a bad thing. So many carbs. Yeah, terrible for you.
Seth, that was awesome. Thank you, Mike. Ashley, I think you should say thank you to somebody looking out for you. I'm really sorry, Ashley. You deserve better. That's unreal. You failed to see the awesomeness of what somebody was trying to do for her. Seth, I should be saying you're welcome. I'm trying to help. I would love a Starbucks right now because we have the crap coffee and Seth knows how I am about my coffee. I actually would, too. And I can't believe that he wouldn't even at least ask. I didn't go to Starbucks. Gosh, don't, Seth. You know what you're doing. It's next door to Einstein. Did he just say, I didn't go to Starbucks? Oh, no. Now he's giving me evil laugh. Now he's giving me evil. I just lied to him. Oh, no. She's attacking. She's attacking. She's attacking. She's attacking. All right, we have a certificate of marriage. We have a certificate. Who else is making you die? My boyfriend. And I'm sick of me being anorexic. And then you're going to feel bad. And my boyfriend's going to feel bad.
I'm going to be Nicole Richie, and you're all going to add. But at least you'll look good. I'm sick. Go ahead. Go ahead, Ashley. I seriously have it. Ashley, tell me. Last night before we went to bed. And making fun of me for nibbling on the refried beans as I was nuking them in the microwave. She's allergic to Mexican food, and she makes. What did she just say? She was trying to nuke you. Re-fried beans, and why are you cooking refried beans in the microwave? I was reheating. Re-heating them? They were from the top. Paco and the rice and beans for breakfast on Monday. I thought you were allergic to Mexican food. Well, sometimes it makes me really sick. Sometimes, like in October. But like on Monday it didn't for some reason. You said it did. A bold-faced lie. That was a bold-faced lie. Like it was a lie, but then you take your mouse and you highlight it and you bold it. It says lie, but it's real dark. We're strained from the fact that... The B is silent. Freaking this.
That freaking, you shouldn't eat that. Aren't you dieting? You freaking shouldn't eat this. Aren't you dieting? I'm like, hey, the more that you tell me I should be dieting, the fatter I'm going to get just to spite you. Listen. Thank you. You know what I mean? Do it. For real. I'm going to blow up like freaking an orca. Did I not suspect this? Yeah, you did. And I'm going to blow up like an orca just to spite your butt. I suspect that Eddie just took his headphones off. Maybe not an orca, Eddie. Maybe like a... Whale. It's just a little baby whale. No, I mean like elephant. I'll blow up like an elephant. You look beautiful. You don't need to lose anything. No, I don't. Sky, clearly I've gained weight. Okay, we all get it. I wrote a freaking parody song about it. Sky is right. Here's my question. Plus size women are in nowadays. You're a jerk. She's not plus size by any. Hey, if she shops at... You must be me. The guy, listen. I'll go back. I'm going to tell you right now. The dress barn is cheap to shop at. You're fired. You're the worst. You're beautiful. Don't listen to them. My boy breaks the words. Yeah, Mark, leave her alone. She can eat what she wants to eat. I'm sick of it. Leave her alone? Skye, do you think it's just the food? It's the shells and the clothes and the fingernails and everything. I'm sick of it. I'm just telling the truth. She's eating the shells off of food, too? That's true. Oh, my God. Well, that's a problem. I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious. Hey, listen. Sorry that I'm fat. Sorry, everybody. I don't have an eating disorder. Angela, it's not your fault.
Are you fat? Some people like that. Like what? Well, they like to have the partner that kind of is, you know, leading the dance. Sean. No, I was saying it from her perspective, Sean. Right, right. Not from Mark's. But some people do like, excuse me, to be led in the dance. They like to have somebody sort of telling them this is what you do. This is what it feels comfortable. And so she clearly has a fella that likes his ash like he likes his ash. See, I know you can see that, but honestly, he's not like that with me in anything but the food thing. You already told us that he was like that with your fingernails, with your this. He makes these comments. Oh, that's if I agree with him. It doesn't bother me. You told us that it bothers you. That was the whole point. When he had my nails cut out? She says, I'm not kidding. No, the prominent bone and the seashell. You didn't like the way you do your apartment, the decoration. I can't change my prominent bone in my foot. No, no, no. The decorations of your house. Like, what? I'm not talking about it. I'm not talking about it. I'm not talking about it. Like. The main comment was a joke. I thought it was funny. Mark, let her eat what she wants to eat. If she wants to diet, she's a big girl. She can just. She's a big girl. She just said she's a big girl.
She is an adult. She is an adult. Oh, my God. This is really bad. I think you're fine. That's why you wanted to go and talk and watch. Mike, for real, I got to clear this up because I want to make it clear. Like, he knows his stuff when it comes to decorating. You know what? And purses. And the way you decorate the apartment and the way you do your fingernails and how much you weigh and what you're eating. And I appreciate the advice on the decorating. With the nails, for sure, dude. I grew them out. He liked it, thought it was hot. I'm fine with that. The prominent bone in my foot, genuinely, it's a joke. Like, I'm not tripping off that. Why are you trying to pretend right now? I'm not. I'm clearing all this up because I'm going to get down to the real issue, which is that he, with the food... is constantly on my butt about it. It's not just the food. Oh, yeah. It is just the food. Are you there? Are you in our personal life? The only thing that matters to her, she's okay with everything else. I really am. Like, it doesn't bother me. She's not presented it that way. Yes, I have. Yes, I have, Mike. No, she hasn't. Yes, I have. And if I haven't, then I was kidding. Like, let me clear that up. Okay, cool. Okay. Fine. At the zoo, do elephants throw you peanuts? No! The way I interpret it, I didn't know you were joking.
Okay, well, with the seashells and the prominent bone, for sure I'm joking. The prominent bone, I knew you were joking. Yeah. The seashells seem like, hey, this is kind of my style. Dude, I don't know crap when it comes to decorating, and that was a joke. I don't care. And he does. He's got that made. And when it comes to style, he's got that made, too. I love getting advice from him about that stuff. But when it comes to me and my eating, he's on my butt about it. On our walk and talk, she was telling me how she was hiding in the kitchen eating tops off of muffins. He called me out on that. And, like, he'll very, like, in a very cute, coy way, try to, like, not have me eat. And I'm like, what did he just say? Unbelievable. He said how ironic that she was eating muffin tops, which is just ridiculous. That is such a... I don't need to get that. Do you look at a menu and say, okay? It's that whole thing about when you put your jeans on, the skin folds over, and they cut a muffin top. I've never even heard of that. Calm down. Calm down, baby. Oh, my. Never heard of it. I think you look great, Ashley. Thank you, Eddie. When you make love, do you have to give directions? Oh, man. So, Mike, the difference is in this situation, like, he is a very fit guy. Clearly, I've gained some weight. So when he makes those comments, I have. It's right here.
It's right here. I can feel it. And when he makes those comments all the freaking time, all it makes me want to do is keep eating to piss him off. I want to keep eating despite him because nobody tells me what to do. I hate that. I support that. I hate that. You support it. And then if he keeps pushing it, I'm going to go interact. But she loves it when he does it with everything else. And you know what? In five years, she's really going to love it even more. Not the actual thing. The fact that she just wants to fight me on it. We know she's a walking contradiction. We know that. Leave it at that. Let's accept her for the chunky monkey she is. Watch me. Watch me. They're going to get married. No, you're not a chunky monkey. Don't listen to this. I'm going to do it. I'm going to stop eating. In about five years from now, we're going to be doing a show in 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 2013. Okay. And she's going to be blah, blah, blah. And then he's trying to, with the car I drive. And I'm going to go, Ash, remember when I said, and she'll go, you never said that. And I'll go, Ash, I did. Don't you remember? And she'll be like, I never said that.
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The Mikey Show continues with Mikey. When I was eight years old, I kissed our dog on the mouth. Eddie. Take a look at this. Adonis body. Come on, lady. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. Welcome back. Nice to have you. Audience, that Eddie's had caffeine. My tip-back guy is trying to act perfectly normal and civil. She's trying to look very elegant and civil. And she knows that that's not going to help. Come on, let's get into it. Bring up a mic, Mike. Come on, throw some on the table. Come on, do it. Let's do this. Wimbledon, stuff's going on. I go first. A total spelling says in an interview that her new baby daughter was an accident. Thank you, Fraggle Rock. And at Wimbledon, Maria Sharapova, Andy Roddick, and Venus Williams were all big winners. Congratulations. Control it, Mike.
All right, real quick. Before we went to break, I teased this Heather Locklear thing, so I just want to have Sky. She's in treatment, but it's not drugs or anything like that. Yeah, she's checked herself into an inpatient treatment facility in Arizona to deal with her issues of anxiety and depression. Yeah. Now, you'll remember back in March, her psychiatrist actually called 911 to get someone to go over to her home and check in on her because she feared that or he feared that Heather was very depressed and, you know, potentially. I would be depressed, too, if I went out with David Spade. That tells you a little something. So they say she is, you know, in treatment to get an in-depth evaluation of her medication and proper diagnosis and treatment. Yeah. Well. I hope she's all right. Yeah. We're going to play Lyrical Gangsta in a second. Okay. Crush it. I'm sure we'll disagree with this because he is numero uno on my list of when people do this. You tell me if you get this. You guys ever call somebody, leave them a message on their cell phone, but they never check the message. They always call you back and they didn't listen. Yes.
My friend Michelle does that. Crush It never listens. Yeah, never. And then you've got to go through the whole... Oh, did you get my message? Well, yeah. No, I didn't listen to it. Well, because all I wanted to say was just not call me because I was going to be napping. You see what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, no. I just wanted to leave really, really detailed instructions on how to get to the place we're going to. But no, no, no. Don't worry. Here we go. So get on the five. I just tell them to listen to the message. Yeah, yeah. I mean, but that's kind of jerky. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're young, you talk to your friends that way. Listen to the message. For whatever reason, when you're in your 30s and your 40s and your 50s, you're supposed to be more dignified than that. Yeah, you're supposed to act like an adult.
It really is. It's a lot of work being a grown-up. It is. I would rather just... Ashley just gave Eddie a look. That's what I thought. Eddie's an Ashley Wrangler. He just gave her a look that said, you know, that we communicate in silent style that says, I just got a number on you. Anyway, 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. Crush It's not the only one. I mean, there's... You probably know tons of people that do it, but they are not messages. You can't even leave Rob a message. No. You have to text him everything. That person, the thing goes, this mailbox is full. Mailbox full. How do you feel about the guys that have the song you get to listen to before, you know, like, please enjoy this music while we... Yeah. Do you mean like...
When you grab a hold of me, if I'll never be set free. Hello? Oh, hi, Rob. I was just listening to Sublime for the 900th time. I'm trying to get a hold of you today. The greatest song in the history of Earth. My cousin has the Superman theme on this. I get to enjoy that every time. I don't even know how that works. What about people's ringtones? You're standing somewhere and... some weird, embarrassing song starts going off. Baby got back. Yeah, and they're like furiously trying to grab their cell phone to turn it off because it's embarrassing. Yeah. I'm telling you, man, my shrink has a ringtone that sounds like the love boat. And she was so embarrassed by it, you know? It went off and I go, is that the love boat theme? Wouldn't it be funny if she had like a cuckoo bird? Yeah. Cuckoo! Like they play the, she plays like a message, you know, on the speaker. It's like,
Hey, I know you're with one of your really crazy ones, but if you could call me back. She's like trying to turn the speaker off. So that's cell phone stuff. Hope you enjoyed it. Why don't we do a little bit of this? You're a lyrical gangsta if you are really good with song lyrics. It's very easy. Very, very easy. But if you don't know the lyrics to songs and you know that, this is not a game for you. Like me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like my brother too, man. He don't listen to words in songs. He just listens to the music and he doesn't care what they're saying. So if that's you, this game is not for you. You sit back in and enjoy. That's right. You sit back and dig it. 570-1053 is the number. Sky, do you do lyrics? No.
Like, it's weird. Like, sometimes I'll find myself mumbling through songs, and then sometimes I just focus, and I'm like, oh, so absorbed. Do you know all DMV stuff? I should. Well, what throws me off? Ask her to sing Black Crows, Mike. How dare you? What is that? Obviously, somebody's been reading my blog. What is that? That's messed up, man. It was embarrassing enough without you bringing it up on the air, you jerk. What is that? Uh-oh. I was vlogging the other day about how my CD player in my car finally worked, and I have the best of the Black Crows in there, and I really love that song, She Talks to Angels. And so I pulled up here to work in the morning, and the song was only, like, halfway through, and I couldn't get out of the car. So I just sat in the car, you know, and the parking lot's dead, and it's blaring. And I am, like, singing at the top of my lungs. Like, I am giving the performance of a lifetime, Mike. Come on. Right? You know people are walking in and stuff. Well, no, no. The time I get here, there's, like, one car in the parking lot. Like, nobody's here.
So I open my door and there is a chick sitting right there on the curb smoking a cigarette. And she got to enjoy my whole performance. Did you guys like make eye contact? I couldn't. I couldn't. I kept my head down and walked in because I was so mortified. You know who it was? No, never seen her before in my life. Because I would love to get her on the air and ask her to review your performance. I'm sure it was awesome. I'm sure it was. Never heard of it. We have to announce the winner for the Pamplemousse thing, and then we'll start this historical gangsta. But we've got to announce who won the contest. Table for four Pamplemousse tonight in Del Mar. It is Danielle Cleaver. Danielle Cleaver, today is your anniversary. What year did they get married? They got married in 2001. Aw, sweet. seven-year anniversary today. It's very cool. Cute. Her husband's name. I just had it. His name is Michael. That's your name. Oh, you guys, I'm sorry. I'm reading my marriage. My name is Chad. What's up, Chad? I know that dude. So, Chad and Danielle.
They are going to Pample Moose tonight, and it's a table for four, so you get to invite a couple of friends. Yeah, I am as well. Me too. So if you guys want to call us. Let us know. No thanks. Do you have Jeffrey's info? Uh-uh. You got to call Jeffrey. Uh-uh. Oh, Mike, who's that? What are you doing? What? I just woke up. Yeah. What's going on? What are you doing, man? Go ahead. Yeah, I disagree with Imus. Yeah, we got to get all the info. So let's start playing lyrical games. Do it. Let's do it. P1 Jeff D is on the line. Yo, yo. How are you, Jeff? It's Chesty. It's Chesty? Yes. Your name is P1 Chesty? P1 Chesty. Well, that's a stupid name. Okay. Rob thought it was Jeff.
When I asked it back to you, why'd you say yeah? Hey. He's right. No, this guy's right. No, I got a question for this guy. When I asked it back to you, why'd you say yeah? When what? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, right. That's what we're talking about in my subtitles. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Chesty? Chesty. Now, I don't even understand. Chesty. Chesty, that's what I said, Chesty. Chesty, yeah. Spell it. Not Chesty. Oh, God. Oh, my goodness, dude. It's like pulling teeth. I said chest, like your chest. Yeah, you've been saying it right for the past two minutes. Like your chest, right, dude? Yes. Yeah, Chesty. Okay, great. All right. Hey. Chesty, I'm going to give you three categories, and I want you to pick one, okay?
Okay. Categories are one-hit wonders, divas, and 90s rock. What do you want? I'm going to go with 90s rock. You got it. I like it. Your 90s rock question is in the song Long View by Green Day. He says, bite my lip. Oh, sorry. I can't do that. Easy. I don't know how to do that. Bite my lip. No, I can't do that. He says, bite my lip. And close my eyes. Take me away to what? To paradise? That is correct. Way to go, Jeffy. I really enjoyed that. Thank you, Jeffy. It's Sheffy. Hang on the line. Hang on the line, please. That was P1. She must be a chef. Sheffy. Sheffy. Sheffy is a jolly good fellow. P1. P1 Skyflower. Oh. Hi, Skyflower. Hi. It's really beautiful. Best flower in the world. That's really gorgeous. How old are you? I'm 20. What do you do? I work overnights at Walmart. Yeah, you do. Do you stock and do that kind of stuff? Yes. Sweet. That is awesome. Is that a rough job? Well, Eddie, you're really pumped up. It is at first. Eddie's had a lot of caffeine. Really? Walmart is great. A lot of good savings. He is really fired up is all I'm saying. That's just.
So people know he's had some caffeine. He's very pro Walmart. Yes. For sure. He's an advocate. Very affordable. That's right. That's right. If you want Skyflower, I'm going to give you three categories. Your categories are 90s rock, divas, and one-hit wonders. What do you want? One-hit wonders. Nice. You got it. Your one-hit wonder question is, in the song She Blinded Me With Science by Thomas Dolby. He says, I can't. Afterwards, I can do that, but I don't want to do that. I wish you wouldn't do it at all. The lyrics are, as deep. Sky is giving me a look right now that is so disappointed. You're really out of line. You're out of line. I can't look at her because it looks as I'm Mike. I'm really disappointed in you. You really need to check yourself right now. It's like she needs CPR or something. We said we're not bringing that reference back. This guy said of all the people on the show that I would be the one that she would ask to give me CPR. Go for it, Mike. Come on, stop it. We're friends. It's Eddie.
Instead, maybe just a vigorous chest massage. All right, here we go. The question is, in the song She Blinded Me With Science by Thomas Dolby, he says, quote, as deep as any ocean, as sweet as any what? It's as sweet as any harmony. You blinded me. Sorry about that, Skyflower. Sorry, Skyflower. I know you gave it your best shot. Sorry about that. Sean's a big 80s fan, so it upsets him when people are insulting to the 80s people out there. P1 Metal Hammer? What's up, guys? How you doing, man? Pretty good. Hey, man, what do you do for a living? I'm a framer. He's a framer. And how old are you? 25. Eddie is doing some sort of a dance where he is framing. He's framing a house right now. He's framing a house, and it's in the form of a dance, almost like a Devo, sort of.
Looking thing. All right. Here are your categories. P1 Metal Hammer. You got Divas. You got One Hit Wonders and 90s Rock. What do you want? Let's go with 90s Rock. You got it. Your 90s Rock question is, in the song My Hero by the Foo Fighters, he says, there goes my hero. He's what? My jaw is open. My jaw dropped open. I know. I went blank. Yeah. There goes my hero. He's ordinary. That was my churro. Changed me forever, Mike. That's it. It changed us all. Yeah. Thank you, Metal Hammer. I'm sorry you didn't win. P1 Javi's up next. Is it Javi or Javi or what is it? It's Javi, Mike. It is Javi. Yeah. Javi Coleman. It's not necessary to compare it to anything. Yeah, it's like Javi Coleman, right?
He just passed away. But you knew he was going to. That's right. God rest. God rest. He knew it was coming. Nice to meet you. So, Javi, what do you do? Mojave Old Testament. There you go. It's like the Mojave Desert. Stop it. I was saying, I was just trying to let people know, like, hey, this is what his name sounds like. I get it. It's like Mud Zoo. Oh. That is. Below the belt. I know, right? It's the caffeine. I've had a long morning. I've been through a lot. She's been through a lot. She's very depleted. I don't deserve it. P1 Hobby, your categories are one-hit wonders, 90s rock, and divas. Go with the one-hit wonders. You got it. Your one-hit wonders song question is, in the song Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot? Oh, so good. So good, Mike. So good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can sing this one, Mike. Couldn't even begin to sing this one. Don't know how it goes. I mean, I know the song. I know, I know. Baby got back. I know that, but that's all I know. In the song Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot, he says, well, use me, use me, because you ain't that average what? That is incorrect. It's you ain't that average groupie.
Okay, that dance. If Chantel were here right now. If Chantel. Eddie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Wow. Sorry. Very sorry. The community of San Diego. Yes. Very much so. Very white. I missed. Ladies and gentlemen, up next is P1 Big Guy. Maybe he's related to Ashley, according to Sky. But, you know, now here's the deal. P1 Big Guy. He's a big guy, you know. Hey, big guy. P1 Big Guy, your categories are 90s rock, one-hit wonders, and divas. Which would you like? You got it. In the song Greatest Love of All by Whitney Houston. Oh, gorgeous.
She says, no matter what they take from me, they can't take away my what. Hang on the line, please. Eddie is waving the cell phone in the air as if it were a lighter. One last player. P1 Dominic. Yeah, keep it sexy, Mike. Okay. I don't know what that meant. Okay, I'll keep it sexy. Hey, Dominic. Dominic, you there? Yep, yep, I am. How old are you, bro? 35. What do you do? Route driver for the men's warehouse. Really? Right on, brother. All right, dude, I got three categories for you. We got divas, we got 90s rock, and one-hit wonders. What do you want? Stand up and take divas. You got it. 100. Your divas song question is in the song Material Girl by Madonna. Oh, yeah. She says...
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That's a good tip. Yeah, but you're just going to order a bagel. I wanted Starbucks. And I wanted the option for the bagel, Eddie. I wanted it to be my choice. She wanted it to be included. I wanted it to be my choice. Maybe you should blog about that. I just might. You get that out of my face. Seth, I don't want to host this pie. Scott, is it hot today or is it normal? No, yeah, it's cool. You know, we're now kind of getting back to normal summertime San Diego temperatures, but it, you know, may be heating up again this weekend. I heard it's going to be a beach blast. I don't think to the extreme. Beach blast. Yes. The thing about solos is, you know, usually they do them with a guitar. Yeah. Unnecessary. But some people play drums, and so. And then sometimes you get tired while you're in the middle. Yeah. Yeah, it happens. When you're drumming, sometimes you get tired. Those were dramatic elements, you have to understand. What does that mean? I don't understand. Well, you know, there are times when you may want to slow up or speed up, just depending upon the tempo and the mood of the song. If you want to accentuate a certain part of the song, you might want to space it out a little bit, make it a little bit more dramatic, and I think that's what they were doing. And so when they slowed the song down, as they did...
It sort of gives the audience the impression that there's a... It has the tension, you know. Yeah, it's kind of a tension to it. Speaking of tension, really a talented kid. Proud of him. He got through it, you know. He got through the whole thing. It's a very bad stage fright. He has really... Yeah, sometimes he'll get sick on stage, but he's working through it. That's kind of the cool thing. Good for him. So, Lindsay Oliver is one of the girls from Gloucester High, where they say that there was a pregnancy pact. All these girls got pregnant. And they say that it was like a pact, that the girls had gotten together and made a pact, that they were all going to get pregnant so they could raise their kids together, blah, blah, blah. Here was Lindsay Oliver on Good Morning America yesterday. Cut eight. Five months now. When's the due date? November 12th. That's great. It's great. It's going to change your life. So now let's look at this drama that has grown out of what should have been just a beautiful memory for you. The Pact.
There was a pact. What is the bottom line, Lindsay? Was there a pact among these high school kids to get pregnant together? No, there was definitely no pact. There was a group of girls who decided that they were already pregnant before they decided this. Ah, big difference. That they were going to help each other with their kids so they could finish school and raise their kids together. To do the right thing was their decision, not let's get pregnant as a group. So no pact about let's all do this together. It's once we know we're in this situation. Let's help each other through it. Hey, does that sound like a lot of girls when you were going to high school? Is that like the sound of the voice? It's like sweet music, the ears. It's like sweet nails on a chalkboard. That's right. I miss it. Here's more of Lindsay Oliver being asked about the media. Cut nine. A couple things have been pointed to. First of all, movies. The media, the movie Juno, for instance, that had an impact on you kids, made you want to get pregnant. Is that true for you or anyone else that you knew? No, definitely not. I don't even get why people think those movies are glamorizing. And Juno, she couldn't even, like, take care of the baby. She gives her out for adoption. So how that would encourage kids to, you know, get pregnant, I don't understand. And then you got Jamie Lynn Spears, right? She was trying to hide her pregnancy for a long time, not exactly boasting about it. So you don't put any weight in that? No.
A bunch of townies. Yeah, it's really weird because the principal. Did he just say a bunch of townies? What does that mean? I don't know. Like four guys from Boston right now just nodded in their car. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wicked townies. Yeah, wicked townies. You don't know where the townie is? Of course not, ass. Thank you, Sean. Thank you for saying that. Thank you for saying that. I appreciate you saying that. I'm glad you said that. Glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. It's weird because the principal of that high school is the one who said. Yeah, you're a townie, right? Rob, are you a townie? Townies. No, dude. Don't insult me. I'm a Southie. I'm a Southie. You don't know it. I'll explain it to you later. I'm not a townie, though. Sorry. Yeah, I'll explain it to you later, but let me tell you something. I'm going to be punching in the face when I'm a townie, right? All right, I'm not a townie. You ever call me that again, I'll put your face through a plain glass window like I did that one kid. By the way, that kid was older than me, but you call everyone. I'll spread your face across my knuckles, huh? How about that? Make your knuckle sandwich. Are you a homie? A what? A homeless guy? That's what they're called, right? You call me queer? Yes.
They're staring each other down now, Eddie and Rob. Smiling, by the way. Like, I got you, and the other one's going, no, I got you. With a smile and a stare, it's like, no, I got you, no, I got you. No, I got you, no. No, I got you. I'll keep staring and smiling, all right? Yeah. He's a funny guy. He's so funny, man. Wicked funny. Well, the principal of the high school was the one who said that the girls had a pregnancy pact, and now when he is called on it, he said his memory's kind of hazy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally, totally. Bumped himself in the head. Do you guys want to know what it's time for? What? Now it's time for the YouTube clip of the day. Yeah, it's time for the YouTube clip of the day. You know, most companies, as you know, have a complaint line. And what it is, is it's like a, well, it's a recording. And you call there, and if you have a complaint about a product or whatever, you can call there and you can voice your concerns. And this guy had a problem.
With Jimmy Dean pork sausage. Oh, wow. Who doesn't, Mike? Cut 48. I don't know where you people come from. Feed that. It's amazing. He's right. Yeah, he is right. Dude, we're from Texas, all right? We know how to eat sausage. You need a T-bone and sausage? Yeah, dude. I feel the same way you do, man, but you shouldn't be calling it. No, I'm sick and tired of this garbage. Kind of served me this. Maple and apple sausage. Dude, I ain't from the north, dude. We're from Texas, bro. I'm just telling you, bro. It's not that dignified to be calling. No. Well, yeah. But I'm not. Hey, dude, you're spitting on Alcanta leather in my BMW. Don't do that, all right? You're so cool, dude. I can't afford two things of sausage, dude. You're walking around here. Sausage falling out of your jacket pocket.
You want me to buy you some sage and maple sugar? Oh, dude, yeah. That's real good. I'm a charity now, dude. No, it's not charity, bro. It's not charity. It's one friend loving another friend. That's all it is, bro. You're like my family, all right? Don't spit in my car, dude. Just spit it in my BMW. You're acting like WT when you can't leave messages like that on the pork sausage hotline, bro. You're so cool, dude, all right? Come on, man. I'm not going to call a pork sausage company and leave a message. You're a longhorn, all right? Yeah, I am a longhorn, bro. You know what that means? It means class. It means class. I went to Holy Cross, all right? I know that, bro. That's it. I mean, it's barely a four-year, all right? Let me tell you something, dude. They have a great drama class there, all right? Don't condescend me, bro. I'm not, dude. I'm not condescend. I have heard that their drama club there is top-notch. A lot of good that did me, okay, dude? Look at me. Struggling. Look at you. You're handsome, bro, all right? That's all that matters. The kid gets his. Kid gets his, all right? That's all I'm saying. How's my girl, Ashlyn? Let me tell you something. She's like the Mona Lisa, okay? She's perfect. In every way. She's like a piece of art. I like that new haircut she's got. I do, too. I like the bang look. I like it. I think it's great. I think they should open a new museum in San Diego. And they should showcase that piece of artwork. Because it's stunning.
It's stunning. Hey, dude. Get out of my car. No, dude. Get out of it. What am I going to do, walk? Yeah, you are. Yeah, that's great. You're going to walk all the way back to Bedford, all right? You're going to walk back to Bedford. You're from Bedford, bro. You're from Bedford. Every girl you've ever dated, Bedford, all right? That is true. Including Kelly Clarkson, and you know it. Kelly Clarkson. That's right. You're too. Is it Kelly Clarkson? The American Idol? Yeah, that's right. He dated her, man. I dated Kelly Clarkson. She's from Bedford. Guy got around. What do you want from me? She's a townie, dude. I don't date her. I don't know what she's talking about. Let's see. Okay, Sky has a list. Oh, no. You're going to like it. It's a list of the best and worst rock cover songs ever. Oh, I got it. These are rock songs, but they don't have to be covered by rock bands specifically. Sheryl Crow. What's that one they did? The Guns N' Roses. Does it make me happy? No.
That Guns N' Roses song. Sweet Child of Mine. Yeah, that one. The number one. On the worst? That is the number one. I love that one. So we're doing the worst list. Let's do one at a time. Now, I have to admit to you, I uncovered the number one worst, so I can't say what it is. But I will tell you this, Eddie. What? It's worse than that. Really? Oh, yeah. It's as bad as it gets. Oh. It's as bad as it gets. Yeah. It's as bad as it gets. Is Gordon Lightfoot, if you could read my mind on there. What the hell? SOS? Rihanna? Mm-hmm. That's not a... Garden Lightfoot. Rock song? No, or a cover. She sampled music in there. What are we talking about? Covers. Maybe we don't get it. Do you guys know what a cover is? Yeah. Yeah, isn't that a condom? A cover is when a band does the same song. Like if I covered You Make Love and Fun by Fleetwood Mac, I'd just re-record it my way. Okay.
Kind of like Michael Jackson. It's kind of like when Chris Cornell did Billie Jean. He covered Billie Jean by Michael Jackson. When you did Mr. Big. Shut your mouth. Townie. Now I understand. You keep that townie mouth closed over there. It got the satisfaction, Britney Spears. Yeah, you're probably not going to get any of the worst ones. You don't have to be so thought to say that. That's a great cover. You people are much too stupid to get even one song. I have confidence in your abilities. Of all the people that I've met that I have confidence in, you people here on the show are the last. Dead last. Dead last, actually. Very rude. I lump you all in in one bad group. Well, as far as the groups go. for the worst list. I don't recognize any of them except for number one. You're tied for dead last. You're tied on the talentless list. It's a six-way tie, folks. Yeah, look, it's the you-all-got-a-screw-loose list. I'm Piers Morgan, and you're trying to be a fat guy dancing. America's got talent. Well, then I guess we don't know. All right, the best list. Let's do the best list.
The best covers? Yes. Best covers ever. Chris Cornell. Chris Cornell. Yeah. Chris Cornell. Nope. Chris Cornell. Oh, I know. I'm knocking on heaven's door. Guns N' Roses. Oh, good one. No, but Guns N' Roses is on the list. Oh. Oh, Live and Let Die. Booyakasha! Number three. It's a super good one. UB40 Red Red Wine. No, it's a great one. Oh, yes. Great call. Oh, he's... I so don't get this list. You don't understand what a cover is? I do, but, like, so Guns N' Roses live and let lie. Like, who recovered that? It was originally done by Wings. So if somebody covered it, it was originally done by somebody else. Oh, I know, I know. Pretty Woman, Van Halen. Oh, good one. You really got me, Van Halen. No Van Halen. All Van Halen songs. No, there's no Van Halen. Do you get it, Ash? Like, you know what I mean?
Bob Marley. That would be a great guess, but it's not on the list. But that's a great guess. Great one. Great one. Come on, Eddie. This is all you, buddy. I'm trying. Yeah. Hurry it up. Do you want me to give you the band? Yes. Okay. Number five you're not going to get. It's Muse covering Feeling Good. I knew that one. No, you didn't. Okay. Number four is... Yes, me. Aaron Lewis doing black was pretty... That is great. Pretty good. Worse. Pretty good. Number four is Nirvana. They covered something? Yes. Oh, oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. Penny Royalty. Yeah. Is that it? Lake of Fire? Penny Royalty? No. What the heck was it? I don't know. I don't know. Everybody's got it. I know it. I know it. I must write love. Yep, that's it. Rate me. It was David Bowie's song. We know, I know. Yeah, member of the title. What was it again? No, it wasn't that one. No. Smelled Like Teen Spirit, originally done by Paul Sadaka. John Sakata. Neil Sadaka. You want me to tell you? No. I know it. From the Unplugged CD.
And they covered it as David Bowie. That's it. It's right there. Don't know. What is it? Polly. The man who stole the world. The man who stole the world. The man who stole the world. He sold it. He sold it. I got it. How about when Chris Isaac did Wicked Game originally done by Cher? That, Mike. Please, Mike. Is that it? Oh, the Shoop Shoop song. Yeah, the Shoop Shoop song. Limp Bizkit doing that George Michael thing. Oh, Faith. That's it. Yeah. You already got number three, which is Guns N' Roses, Little Let Die. I made you. Thank you. Number two is The Beatles. They covered us all. Hey, Jude. Hey, Jude. Outstanding cover. Back in the USSR. Roll over Beethoven. Yep. I got a brand new key. Okay, Eddie. Memories. From Cats?
Memories from Cats. They redid Andrew Lloyd Webber's Memories. How about Hugh Laurie when he redid... I want to hold your hand. I don't know. We're not going to know. What is it? No, the Beatles did Pumpers. Hitting yourself in the face. That's true. Really got to showcase his talents. Yeah, and he killed it. Oh, that's insane, man. You're a shame. You're a shame. Obviously, you need a clue. You are a shame. So, the number one best cover was done by... Getting jiggy with it, Will Smith. Originally done by the Bengals. That's right.
The number one best cover song was done by Sir Mixed A Lot, Baby Got Back, originally done by Lawrence Welk's orchestra. Was done by Jimi Hendrix. Fine. Oh, yeah. It's all along the Watchtower. Of course it is. Of course it is. Of course it is. Yeah. Hendrix covered DMB. Dylan from 90210? Yes, Dylan from 90210. Okay. So on the worst list, Mike will play you. Eddie's giving the break sign. But you don't want to hear the number one worst song, Eddie? No pumpers. Eddie, don't do pumpers. He's doing like a pumper break congregation sign. It's a doozy. Yeah, the number one. You want to say this guy? The number one. You want to break and come back and do it? When we come back, we'll play for you the number one worst. And we have the audio of it. Oh, awesome. It's a doozy. It's a doozy. I won't tell you what the song is. I'll tell you who's, it's a rock song, and I'll tell you who's doing it. Celine Dion. I've heard it. Wait till you hear it. The Mikey Show is on. Now that summer's here, why not plan affordable ways to enjoy it? Warm, sunny days for swimming, picnics under the trees, road trips with the family. Coleman asks, this summer, what will you remember?
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Unreal. Who's in that audience that's like, oh, good, you know, like who goes to see Celine Dion that's really stoked that she breaks into? Shook me all night long. She's got a screw loose. Random. Remove her voice box. The screws are already loose. You guys ever heard of On the Record with Greta Van Susteren? Yep. Pretty serious show, right? She's ugly, too. Sean, on the record with Greta Van Susteren, first of all, Greta Van Susteren is an attorney. The show deals a lot of times with current issues that are very serious. So why you would put Motley Crue on the record with Greta Van Susteren is really beyond me. But if you decide you're gonna, don't be surprised. Like, what would you... Thank you. I mean, if Tommy Lee...
Well, take a listen. Cut 15. Hey, Greta. I think you can get one. Yeah. Greta. Yes. What color panties are you wearing? Move along, gentlemen. I'll see you. Nikki, see if you can't bring some other friends next time. Anyway, thank you, Motley Crue. What did you think? It's Motley Crue. What did you think? Oh, my God. What are they supposed to talk about? Greta Van Susteren and Motley Crue? Wow. Does she expect the Motley Crue to talk about the state of the economy? Yeah. Moving right along. Break down the war in Iraq. Yeah. McMars. What's your guys' take on this oil crisis? That's the goofiest thing I've ever heard. Why would she have them on there? Of course they're going to say stuff. Stane's got a new album coming out, huh? When is it coming out? Do we know? August. In August? Yeah. Aaron Lewis, cut 38. You know, it just means that when we're deciding what songs and listening to ideas and creating from the very beginning, some ideas just don't make it. We've got to feel like it's good enough to be brought to the table. I don't like filler. You know, yeah, that's good. It's not going to be a single anyways. I want every song on the record to be a song that could be worked as a single to some radio format. Really? I don't think a lot of people approach music that way. That's interesting.
Most people are just like, hey, you know, I just want to write my music and I don't really. This is what's in my heart. This is what's in my heart. I don't care. It's not about singles. That's interesting. Sell out. Hey, the guy is. Unbelievable. He's a businessman. Yes. John Mayer says he's not a cheater. He's not a cheater. I guess he was kind of offended that, you know, that was out there. And he said, no, you know, I may be a ladies' man, I may date a lot of women, but I've never, ever in my life cheated on a woman. You can ask anybody I've dated if I've ever cheated on them, and I haven't, and so I'm a good guy. I wonder what all the breakups are about. He gets over them, finds someone hotter. Is that what happens? He's bored. Yeah, dude. He's just going through the Rolodex. He's on Aniston right now. Yeah. Well, he had to go back to the A's again. Yeah. Is he seriously? Is he dating Jan Aniston? Where have you been? Where have I been? Where have you been? Oh, my wife takes people as soon as it gets there. That's messed up. She needs to be sharing that with you. Dude. He doesn't want to share. He wants it all for himself. Well, it's my prescription. Oh. Well, you're a married couple, so share your pills. I meant, oh, yeah. It's my subscription. Oh.
How come I can't have my own magazine? You deserve it. I do. Why does he deserve to not share with his wife? I do. He deserves something that he needs to be in the know. But why can't he share with his wife? I don't even know where it is, Skye. It disappears. See what happens when he tries to share? It disappears. Why can't he have his own crystal light? Why can't he what? Why can't he have his own crystal light? I don't understand. Why does she have to have it at all? Because she likes it. Why can't she enjoy it as well? She can, but can she just wait until I've looked at it? Why does she have to? Because I don't know where it is, and then when I get it, like, the crossword puzzle's all done. Oh, that's not fair. And it's like, it's all crinkly, and I like the magazine to be all pressed and, like, perfect and, you know. Yeah. Please. Please. I'm sorry, Mike. You don't deserve this.
Get over yourself. Stop it. Wow. Wow. You got to screw loose. Oprah was on some stupid 21-day vegan detox diet? Yeah. What is she doing? For 21 days, she was on this vegan detox diet, and so she was keeping her fans up to date on. Why was she on that? She thought it would be good. So she gave up alcohol, caffeine, sugar, gluten, and all animal products. Yeah. What's left? She said she would enjoy a lot of potatoes. I think that's a little irresponsible. And salads. I think that's a little irresponsible. And she would discuss her bowel movements on the show. Come on. That's really gross. That's really gross. Detox. I don't know, bro. Gosh, detox is so in right now. Everyone is doing it. Mike, you detoxing? Mm-hmm.
Everyone is doing this, Kai. Why did she do it? Is it going to make her live longer? Like, I don't get it. It's, like, really popular right now to detox. Really? Yeah, just to, you know, cleanse your body. Give your body a break from all the toxins and what have you. All my friends are, like, on these different detoxes. Oh, that was me. Sorry. I don't think it's good because you can't live that way. I love sassy fat chicks. Like, detoxes are normally just for, like, a certain amount of time. It's not like a, you know, that should be your diet. How long is a detox? Well, the one she did was 21 days. Sometimes they're a month. Sometimes they're a week. My brother did this one, Mike. Have you heard of it? Where all you drink, and this is all it is, you're drinking. All you drink is, like, it's like a combination of, like, maple syrup.
lemon juice, and, like, cayenne pepper. You mix it together. That's all you drink. Why? To cleanse your body. I don't know. But, you know, doesn't he realize a practical joke is being played on him? My best friend Kaylee did it. My brother did it. My friend Disco Dave did it. Like, everyone's been doing it. Dude, Disco Dave is the best. Yeah. And you can do it for as long as you want. My friend Maple Mark came over the other day. And I was like, dude. Crazy, and it was supposed to work real good, but I'm like. Do you guys remember Potty Mouth Peggy? Yeah. How about Reggae Ralph? He was so cool. Disco Dave is so great. You guys have loved him. That guy had the coolest cologne. I don't know what it was. It was Panther. Sex Panther. Sex Panther. With real pizza panther. 60% of the time. Works every time. I don't even know what that means. I think that that stuff is like. Practical jokes that people fall for. I would fall for it. I don't think it does anything. The other day, a friend of mine goes, and we watched it on YouTube. It was so cool because it looked real. They took four corn kernels, put it on a table, stuck three cell phones next to it, and called the cell phones, and the kernels popped. It's clearly fake. But it looks so good. Like, they made it look for real.
But then we started looking around and we found that it was like a scam. But the links that they had to go to to get this done was hard and bad for them. It involved microwaves with a microwave pressed up against the back of it and like releasing all that. But it worked. And when you watch it, you're like, it has to be real. So we're lining up cell phones. We did. We were right about to do it. And this lady walks by and she goes, that's fake. And we were like, we were right about to do it. She goes, no, we tried it. We tried it. Been there, done that. Yeah. I would think those detoxes are BS except for my brother's in med school. So I like can't knock him like he's in med school. He knows what's up. Dude, come on. We're talking Tabasco and grape juice. No, I know. It sounds ridiculous. It sounds ridiculous. There can't be anything in there that's doing anything. I don't get it. I just stick strictly to aloe vera. That's all I drink is aloe vera juice. Right from the... Do you know how many people in the world are millionaires? Take a guess. No. Take a guess. Like the exact number? No. Like how many people would you think are millionaires in the world? Well, there's one right here. One million. A billion. And just so you know, when you're guessing... I count for five.
Your home value is not included in this. It's not included. I know that. Yes, trust me. I'm not taking into account. So home value is not counted. How many people in the world are millionaires? What about the home value of the help? Ramsey, do you know how much your fort is worth? Yeah, the treehouse you live in. Not so much. I actually have to sleep on nails. That's right, but it still has value. Oh, $2? Very close, $1.50. Me and the Bee built it ourselves. One night, when we first met, we went on a date, we had some wine, and we built that for you. Two bottles, we were both drunk, that's why the nails puncture your back. Sweet berry wine. Serves you right. Serves me right. It does, it does, Ramsey. It does, it serves you right. What did us do?
I'll tell you what you did. You left your wet boat shoes on the patio. Looks like you were in the pool again. You left your wet Oxford button down, draped over one of the chairs. You shouldn't be in the swimming pool. You're telling me to clean it. I don't tell you to get in it to clean it. Yes, you did. You gave me a toothbrush and it says, get in there. Did I really do that? Yes. Was I drinking wine? Sweet berry wine. No, no, no. Paul. No, no, no. Pull your polo up. No. Pull your polo up. Please don't do what you're thinking of doing. There it is. Ramsey is my white manservant. How's you doing? Don't get smart enough. Don't do those fake yaps. They're not fake. It doesn't sound like it hurts. It does. That is weird.
Take that. You say meow when you do. Ramsey, you're making me question whether or not I'm having any effects. It hurts so bad. Ramsey, hold my finger. Okay. You got me. You didn't see that one coming, did you? You insolent little white man. I do have the diabetes. It's because all we feed you is sugar cubes, you darling little thing. You're such a darling. Okay. I love the way it's parted in the middle. Look at you and take that. Ramsey, fetch me a ham sandwich. We runs out. What did you just say to me? We're out of ham? Why do you keep saying meow, Ramsey? It sounds so fake. You're making me think I'm not. Why are you saying that? I'm so mad. You have a Ramsey, stupid idiot. Listen to me.
Why would someone say meow when they get whipped? Why? Why? Has you ever been whipped? No, I haven't, but I know... Exactly. Meow! Answer the question. Why are we out of ham? Why? Who eats it all the time. It runs out. Okay, with the amount of ham I eat, you'd think you would keep... Honeybake sends us an IOU. Honeybake sends us an IOU. That's the stupidest thing ever. You are the worst. You are the worst. You have an ugly dog. You do have a pathetic looking dog. Porky little thing. A fat little dog. Wouldn't you say Sky 2? Sky has not moved. Like at all. She's just sitting there reading the whole time. I'm snappy. It's way funnier. Sky 2? Yeah, Sky 2.
Sky, wouldn't it be fun if you could actually interact with Ramsey, your white manservant? Say hello to him. Say hi, Ramsey. Say hi to Ramsey now. You heard his feelings. Oh, no, please. Loves me. Show that little white manservant of yours some love, Sky, too. Say hi, Ramsey. Pretends I'm money. That's right. Kiss him. Pretend he's a two-spot. Roll around in me. Okay, that's a thing. Make him angels. So how many millionaires do you guys think there are in the world? I don't know. Yeah, can you guys take a guess? Ten millionaires? I will say there are five million. Eddie, that's not a bad guess. They say ten million millionaires. That's just in the NBA. Sky, do we know how many we have here?
Yeah, they say the U.S. has the most millionaires out of any country in the world. USA, USA, USA. One in every three millionaires in the world is here in the U.S. So we did the math. So that means that there are 3,333,000 millionaires here in the U.S. And based on the U.S. population of 304 million people, that's a little under 1% of the U.S. population is millionaires. That's not very many. And like I said before, that does not count home values. Scott, you're drooling a little. I'm not. I'm not, actually. It's because we were talking about him. Oh. When it hurts, Scott, you meow. What happens when it just enrages you? You bark. You bark. Bye, Sean. The original stars of Fast and the Furious are getting back together to make the fourth one because they realize probably that there's a lot of dough in it. Yeah, it's... Vin Diesel? Vin Diesel, yeah. And Paul Walker are coming back, which is weird, you know, because they haven't been... Paul Walker Ranger? But yeah, there is a lot of money there. Paul Walker Ranger? The Fast and the Furious sells a lot of DVDs so far.
The series has made $600 million worldwide. Let me try again. The fourth one. Okay. Vin Diesel and Paul Walker reprising their roles. No, that didn't wreck you. I think that's pretty cool. Canadian drift. You never know, Eddie. Over that. Over it. Those movies. Over it. Let's see. On Fiesta Island for OTL. know is that a good idea like why are they doing if you don't have drunks out there well why have a beach band if you're gonna do otl yeah yeah so otl is july 12th and 13th and then the following weekend the 19th and the 20th and so they say booze will be allowed from noon to 8 p.m but no glass containers so just from noon to eight on those two weekends
The NorCal fires are getting so out of hand, they're calling some San Diego firefighters to go up there and help out. Yeah, which makes people nervous because they've sent about a third of our fire engines and about a third of our personnel up there. But they say that, hey, even if we do have some fires break out here, we'll still be okay. Tiger Woods had surgery. It was successful. And they say he's not going to have any long-term effects. He'll be great. Yeah, he should be good to go. A three-strikes inmate. Stabbed a guard at Donovan State Prison in Otay. Yeah, three strikers serving life in prison. Modified a disposable razor and slashed a guard on his chin and the back of his neck. They say that the inmate may be charged with attempted murder on a peace officer. Holy cow. Yeah. That's gnarly. All right, we're all done. 570-1053. Oh, I do want to know this, Eddie. Yeah. The cops arrested a guy in the Javon Walker robbery. Yeah, they caught one of the suspects, and apparently it was a couple of guys, and they are on the lookout for the other guy. You know why I thought that that would happen? In Las Vegas, I'm guessing these are probably, I would think, local cats.
I would think that. Probably, yeah. You know, it happens a lot in Vegas where these guys go to clubs and they just look for that guy who's spraying the club with, you know. Champagne. Champagne and looks like he's got a lot of dough on him. Dropping hundreds and stuff. Exactly. Well, the reason that I thought that they might get these guys is because as soon as it makes news that it was Javon Walker that they did that to, they got big mouths. They're not going to be able to keep themselves from bragging about how they were the one. Right. That did that to Javon Walker. Or if somebody, you know, more than one person knows about it, obviously, in their group. And somebody's going to say something to somebody. For sure. Especially if there's a reward out. Yeah, you knew it was a matter of time, man. Seth will turn on you like that. That's right. Just like that. 570-1053 is the number. Beginning and end of every show, we do an open phone segment so you can call in about anything you want. right now. 570-1053. Give us a call. P1 Scene. Hey, good show today, guys. Thank you, man. I just was wondering if anyone watched the premiere of Wipeout and the I Survived Japanese game show. Eddie did, and he said he liked it. Eddie, what is it? Wipeout is an American version of MXC or any of those Japanese shows where they do crazy stuff like jump on giant rubber balls.
flying all over the place in the mud. It was okay. I prefer MXC because it's funnier with the Japanese people doing it and having the American voiceover. That's part of the fun, right? That's hysterical to me. Wipeout was okay, though. Anytime you watch a person fly off a giant rubber ball into mud, it's funny. So that was good, but the Japanese game show thing was great. Horrible. I loved it. I loved it. Eddie, why did you like it, Eddie? Because it's a mix of a reality show and a Japanese game show, where they get these people who didn't know what they signed up for, like a reality show. They fly them to Japan, and they walk onto the set, which is dark. They turn on the lights, and it's a Japanese game show, and they have to compete in it. Dude, P1 scene, why did you not like that? Because it's no unbeatable bazooka. It's not trying to be. But I've never seen unbeatable bazooka, so you know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know. I was expecting it to be like a game show, like not a reality show. It was pretty horrible. Oh, man, that sounds good to me. I loved it. Thank you, brother. That sounds good to me. Yeah, it was good. P1 Peaches. Hi. Hi. How are you guys doing? Good. Good.
I'm calling because today is P1 Danny from P1Site.com. It's his 21st birthday today. P1 Danny? Get out. Danny's 21 today? Was it 21? I had no idea. Okay, first of all, Danny, I know you're listening right now, and I'm a little irritated at you. Because I saw him yesterday. He didn't say a word. Oh, Danny, come on. He didn't mean it. Aye, aye, aye with this guy. But I just wanted to say, Danny worked so hard on P1 site to make it a great website for all of us. He's a good guy. Yeah. Oh, great guy. He's become a really good friend of mine really fast. He has a big heart. He'll help anybody out. So I just wanted to wish him a happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Danny. He's a good dude. Yeah. Very good. Oh, sorry. I didn't realize. Sorry about that. Happy birthday, Danny.
Tomorrow. What? We have to slate it because otherwise I won't remember. So, Eddie, if you remember, put it on the thing. I want to play that P1 song. I want to be a P1. It's so good. And I've only played it once. We've got to play it because it's really good. And I can't remember. Play it. Don't spray it. Mikey Show. Hey, what's up? Sorry, I'm in the car. I just drove back from LA and I wanted to thank you guys for being so much better than K-Rock. And I don't know if I can plug that on air or whatever, but... You just drove back from LA? Yeah. And you said, oh, then K-Rock. Yeah, the radio stations up there have not nearly as great a quality as the Mikey show. And I really enjoy listening to you guys. So thank you so much. That's really nice of you to say that. These are facts. I agree. Thank you very much. You know, how many times have we heard...
that people don't really dig the radio in Los Angeles. For real, dude. It's a turd. And the thing that's weird about it is that there's talented people that are working there. There's no doubt about it. It's Los Angeles. So there's talented people. My favorite part is when someone who I know who works for one of the best stations up there is driving down here to visit, he listens to us. It's such a trip. This is what I know about San Diego radio. The talent here is really, really... I'm talking about everybody that's here. The talent in the radio industry in San Diego is really, really good because people like to live in the weather and the city. Because there are people that could be working in New York City because they're good. But they choose to live here because it's so nice. Los Angeles? I don't even know. I don't even know if I would. Would you guys want to live and work in Los Angeles? Never. I don't know, Mike, how much money we talking. Rob, you wouldn't want to? You couldn't pay me enough to live in that. Oh, I bet we could. Yeah, we probably could. Why do you say that? If you see the right price, Mike, what's up? I don't have a problem with Los Angeles. I don't like it. I don't like it, but I mean, you know, Santa Monica, there's definitely places. Yeah, there's cool places, right? I'd rather live here. You know what? I would definitely rather live here. Maybe, because see the songs play the Angels. Is that why? Is that why?
Grow up. You got to screw loose. Thank you. Grow some hair back. What do you not like about L.A.? I hate you now. That's not true. That hurt him. I give you a dime. Take it back right now. What just happened? What you said to your brother? That hurt him. Rob? That hurt you? I gave you a dime. Oh, yeah. That's right. I'm sorry. See, if we worked in L.A., you wouldn't have to borrow a dime. Hey, dude, you told me I had lesbian hair. Now you're really dykey. Hey. Mikey Show. What's up, brother? What's up, dude? Actually, I wanted to tell Eddie I got a new video game yesterday. It just came out. It was Bad Company, I recommend it. Oh, is it funny? Yeah, it's funny and it's fun. That looks good. Yeah, cool. Thanks, Sanjaya. Yeah, hey, I just want to say happy birthday, Danny. Happy birthday, brother. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. This is P1RTs. I want to agree with you about...
the rock being better in San Diego, but hip-hop is way better in L.A. K-pop? Hip-hop. Oh, hip-hop is better. Hip-hop? Hip-hop Anonymous? Hip-hop is better in L.A.? Yeah. That's cool. I mean, you got a whole lot more better DJs for hip-hop. More better. Rock is the best as far as you should be the last person to make fun of somebody's speech. I'm sorry, but I'm an English minor. Last time I checked. Very minor. My forte, all right? Very minor. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. All right. Nooner is the all-request lunch with Missy, and it's going to be fun. I guarantee it's going to be a good time. If you've got stuff you want to request, she'll play it for you. See you tomorrow at 5.30. Mikey Show's out late.