The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 06/26/08
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
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Mikey and the crew turned Samantha and Craig's first date into the show's biggest argument, with Rebecca, Sky, and Ashley calling a pickup offer basic chivalry while Mikey and Eddie called the 100-mile round trip impractical and potentially uncomfortable. Ashley's Tone-Deaf Karaoke, Eddie's invisible haircut, and a caller who built the Bianca dolls supplied the lighter comedy. The show also debated Aaron Mansker's shooting of Steve Foley, interpreted Al Sharpton's remark to Anderson Cooper, and riffed on updates involving Lorena Bobbitt and O.J. Simpson. A boyfriend's revelation that he used a divorcing woman's anniversary prize created peak awkwardness, before furry bacterial growth on the studio controls horrified everyone.
What happened, in order
Mikey Sees Himself in Lars
Mikey calls Lars and the Real Girl one of his favorite films and admits that he identifies with Lars's fear of people and belief that isolation feels safer.
Eddie's Invisible Haircut
Sky says Eddie's fresh haircut somehow looks longer, prompting jokes about extensions and imaginary scissors while Eddie laments paying $20 for no visible change.
The Steve Foley Shooting Debate
The crew and a law-enforcement caller argue over whether off-duty officer Aaron Mansker reasonably shot Steve Foley after identifying himself verbally but never displaying a badge.
Tone-Deaf Karaoke
Callers struggle through Ashley's wildly unrecognizable renditions of Bob Marley, Stone Temple Pilots, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Lonestar.
The First-Date Pickup War
Mikey, Rebecca, Sky, Eddie, Ashley, and callers fiercely debate whether Craig should have offered to drive from Del Mar to Vista to pick up Samantha for their first date.
The Man Who Built Bianca
A caller from Abyss Creations reveals that he built the internal frames for all four Bianca dolls used in Lars and the Real Girl and later helped make the purchased hero doll anatomically correct.
Sharpton's Hell Remark
The hosts parse Al Sharpton telling Anderson Cooper he would defend Cooper's right to go to hell and argue over whether the remark alluded to Cooper's sexuality or religious belief.
Lorena Bobbitt Moves On
The show catches up with Lorena Bobbitt as a real-estate agent, trainee hairdresser, mother, and longtime partner, then darkly jokes that not attacking her fiancé marks progress.
OJ Sounds Different
The crew plays O.J. Simpson defending himself over the Las Vegas memorabilia case on a Fargo radio show, then launches into an extended stream of murder-trial and Vegas-show jokes.
To Catch a Predator Fallout
Sky reports that NBC settled a $105 million lawsuit tied to a target's suicide and suggests the legal exposure likely ended new episodes of To Catch a Predator.
The Awkward Anniversary Dinner
A restaurant-prize winner admits he is not Chad but Danielle Cleaver's boyfriend and used her still-valid wedding anniversary to take her and her parents out while she divorces her husband.
The Studio Grows Fur
Petri-dish tests reveal colonies across the studio phone, console, mouse, and microphone controls, with the furry mic sample finally turning the whole crew into germaphobes.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkyAshleyBoston RobSeanRebeccaSamanthaCraigSteve FoleyAaron ManskerAl SharptonAnderson CooperLorena Bobbitt
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Welcome to the show. It's 6.07. Denise Richards says that... Thursday morning. 570-1053. We've got open phones for you so you can call about anything you want right now. We'd love to hear from you. Give us a call. When I say jam-packed show, that's why it took so long. It took so long to finish this intro right now. I was doing stuff right up to the last minute. We've got a lot of stuff on the show today. We might as well get into it. Otherwise, we're going to be here until 3. And we probably still will anyway. Our fax number is 35253. What did I say? Fax? Yeah. Yeah, you know, text us, fax us, you know. Whatever you want. Smoke signal. Carrier pigeon. iPod us. Whatever. 570-1053-35253. The most important numbers for you to remember. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. And I am 38 years old. And Mexican-American. That's it.
No other stuff. That's all you have to say about you. That's it. That's all. Well, I mean, in terms of nationality, I don't have the other stuff. I just have that one. That's the only one I have. No German? No? No German. Wow. You know, nothing else. I don't have it. That's so sad. I know. It is. I like Eddie's deal. Well, first of all, Eddie has the makings of a sexy man. He's got the Mexican and the Italian. What more could you want? Yeah, I'm very romantic. He's very romantic. Why is she laughing like that? I don't know. It's really nice. Yeah, he's very romantic and makes awesome enchiladas. So what more do you want? The ragu. That's right. Eddie is our producer and our sports guy, and he's 35 years of age. Sky is our news girl, and she is 30 years old. Shawnee, oh boy, who we cannot see. We're having technical difficulty. We're having technical difficulty. We don't know what's going on.
Shawnee actually told me about a new system, like a, you know, way to see us. And it sounds so cool, but it's going to cost a little bit of money. What, him moving here? Yes. Well, ultimately, yes. That's a really cool system. That'd be great. But yeah, no, this system is like a video system that would look really, really cool, but it would cost a little money. And that means that, you know, like Clear Channel would have to approve that. Yeah, good luck with that. I figure if they don't approve it, then we just start asking. We stay here, but we just start asking other companies. You never know. We stay here, but we write a letter to CBS Radio. Say, hey, I know we're competitors, but what would you guys think of maybe forking out the dough for this? We could even try and sell like a NASCAR sponsorship. Yeah. Home Depot. Yeah, yeah. Something like that. I love it. Oh, that would be so awesome.
I think you've thought of a new way to get things done around here. Sure. We have sponsorships. We just stick the sticker right there, on there. Sure. And then we get a Southern accent, and we bring it up. Yeah, it was a great show today. We'd like to thank, you know, friends at Home Depot. Yeah. Letting us see Sean today. That's right. We'd like to thank the Mikey Krispy Kreme. And it was great. Yeah. Ashley is our assistant producer, and she is 24 years old, but long. Oh, no. Wow. She won't even be 24 for one week. That's true. That's right. By this time next week, she'll be 25 years of age. She'll be a quarter of a century old. That's right. I'm coming up on my five-year anniversary of being in radio, Mike. Is that right? Look at you. That's pretty cool. That is very cool. Yeah. You are a lot farther along than I was. I will tell you that. Like, you are a lot farther along than I was at five years. It's been hard work, though. Mm-hmm. You know? Yeah, it's hard work. I'll tell you one thing. I was telling Seth. I was like, when I was... Eddie's doing the pat himself on the back. I deserve it. Yeah, that's it. I was telling Seth when I was where he was...
He just came up on his year anniversary. I hadn't even made a dime. I had still been working for free. I'm like, Seth, letting him know. That's how it is. That's right. That's right. And I still don't think you should be getting paid. I still resent it. 570-1053. Boston Rob. Boston Rob is our phone screener and And he's our singer-songwriter. And he's our good friend back in the office who likes to make professional phone calls back there. Shut your mouth. It's really accurate. He takes it very seriously. Very good at it. Very professional. Oh, yeah, Jeffrey. Oh, Jeffrey. It's Robert. Robert calling from KIOJ. I'm never making a phone call. That's the best. I hate that. I hate that.
It's relentless. I'm never doing it again. You're so professional, though. I have to be, dude. I'm calling important people. It's Robert phoning you back. Sky, let's see. Oh, no, we forgot one person. We forgot our boy Roosevelt. Zethian Oates III Jr. Esquire. Yeah. That's right. Lucky to be. He's a good kid. He doesn't have the best working headphones, but he's a good kid. He's got one ear off. I'm going to buy new ones within a week, and I'll give him these ones. You are. Hand me downs. Have a pair of working headphones. It'd be nice. I would recommend the Bose Triport, Eddie. No, Eddie. Mike, can you tell him? They are. They look like little tin cans over his ears. Sean is the only one of us that wears a different type of headphone. We all wear the industry standard. Yeah. They're the best. The best. I would not call them the industry standard. Okay, Sean, are you in our industry? They are absolutely the industry standard. Everybody has them. Listen, if you were to take, if you were to go through this building. Everybody wears different headphones. That's not true. Everybody.
If you were to go through the building right now and you said, what brand? The answer that you will get most often is Sony. That's the answer that you will get most often. That's the standard brand that we use. What do they use there, Shawnee? A variety, Mike. Shawnee is in the Bay Area. Wait a second. Now he works up there in a high-risk building. What the heck? He works up in a high-rise building in San Francisco, and we look at him on a camera, okay? It really is. Call us, 570-1053. We'd love to hear your voice. You should give us a call. Sky brought in Lars in the Real World. I keep calling it that. I do. Every one I tell about it, I go, have you seen Lars in the Real World? It's on MTV. Sky, it's one of my favorite movies.
It's so good, huh? It's one of my favorite movies. Yeah. Ever. It's really good. Oh, calm down. It is. I really love it. He's screwed out there all willy-nilly, Eddie. I know. I think you have to. Oh, listen. I think you have to put movies in categories, you know? In this category. What category would that be? I guess comedy. Psychotic? I don't know. It's not really comedy, is it? Okay. Independent. I'm going to put it in the independent film category. Okay. Definitely top five. Wow. Another one in the independent film category is The Station Agent. I really love that. And there's a couple more, but this Lars and the Real Girl is good. Have you seen it? Why do you like it? I like it because it makes me feel good. Really? Yeah. You're not that weird. You're not as weird as that guy? I see so much of myself in him. No. Eddie. You are not crazy like that guy. Eddie, I'm being as honest with you as I can be. I see so much of me in Lars. No way. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, Lars is afraid of people. Lars is afraid of people. He's afraid of people. And he thinks that being alone is sort of a way to stay safe. Is that right, Sky? Would you say? And Eddie, you've seen it, right? And would you say that he feels kind of afraid of people?
Yeah, and I do too. And so I saw so much of that. The thing that I really loved about it is how sweet. It's so sweet. The movie is as realistic as the doll herself. But I liked it. I liked how sweet it was. I think I could watch it again and again. It would be a real challenge to give this back to Sky. How come you don't buy it? That's a good question. I don't understand. I don't know what's up with him and DVDs lately. I'll tell you. I'm not buying them anymore. Yeah, because I tried to do a swap with him. I said, I'll bring you Lars, you bring me There Will Be Blood. Right. He doesn't own it. What's going on? Last DVD. Right? Okay, the last DVD I bought, because I think I saw it last night when I was going looking for There Will Be Blood. I think that the last one that I got was Babel. Wow. I think that was the last... new release i got was babble because i'm on a budget okay i'm on a budget we uh we took this class about your allowance yeah yeah i should well and that's the other thing is that i haven't even had an allowance i haven't had an allowance for a long time i'm gonna have an allowance again pretty soon uh but i haven't even had that i know it clean your room every week
I should be doing more of my work, you know, around there, sweeping and everything. Mow the lawn. You're good at it. Mow the lawn, yeah. I mean, it comes naturally. It's in your blood. It's in my blood. 570-1053 is the number. Give us a call. Beginning and end of every show. Open phones. P1 Schultz, what's up? Hey, I just wanted to let you guys know that I'm getting out of the Marine Corps, and I will no longer be able to listen to you guys every day. Where are you moving to? Moving to Sacramento. Is that where you're from? Yes, it is. There you go. There you go. You like that cow town? Yes, I love it. Hot up there. Hot in Sacramento in the summer, right? Yes, it is. I'm not looking forward to that. Slow the weather down here. Thank you very much. I appreciate the call. Thank you. My brother liked a girl once in Sacramento, and he did that thing that all of us do. We're considering making big changes in our life based on the person in our life.
But we try to pretend that that's not. No. It really has nothing to do with it. And we're so frustrated when people even think that's the deal. Like we get so frustrated. And we're like, oh, okay, go ahead. Think that. Think that. Think that. You know why? Because there's nothing that I'm going to say that's going to make you not think it anyway. So go ahead and think whatever you want. It's true. So my brother wanted to move to Sacramento. And I said, dude, I'm telling you, man, you should. If you're doing that for Janet. Oh. I'm not doing it for Janet. I just love Sacramento. Dude, like the opportunity there is way better than it is here. Okay, dude. It's a sleep train. Yeah, dude. Pick it for a better night's sleep. Yeah, bro. I think we got it right here. Wow. Did you see it? Sean, you would have vomited. Yeah, it was really bad. I grabbed the sleep train whistle, and it's been sitting, obviously, in the studio for a while. Yeah, on the top shelf of all the equipment. Put your mouth on it. Oh, no, I'm not blowing that. I'd blow the other one, but I know that that one is probably the one that Clint and producer Rick use. Oh, producer Rick. Peanut butter all over it. He doesn't pay for the sponsorship anymore. He's a man with no name. Yeah.
Sleep Train's great, man. Very good. How was it? It was cool. It was really cool. I didn't realize there is really like four beds. There's really only like four types of mattresses. I thought there was going to be like a ton, but it's like the Sealy Posturepedic. You got that Tempur-pedic or something like that. The Beauty Rest. And you got the Sleep Number. Those are the four main brands. And I asked him, you know, like, what's the most popular? He says, that Sealy Posturepedic, he goes, that is the number one selling mattress in America. Really? Wow. So I jumped on that pod. Boy, it was really good. It was good. You liked it? Yeah, but I was fascinated with that sleep number. Oh, yeah. I'm fascinated with it. It's sick. Yeah. I mean, it's so different. Dialing that sucker up. Yeah. What was your number? Well, I laid on it and I goofed around with it and he said, you're not going to be able to figure that out until like a couple weeks in. Oh. And so, you know, I like a firmer mattress and the wife likes a softer one. So, I mean, it's kind of perfect for us, but I haven't made a decision yet. So, I don't know. Take me. Let's go. Rob will tell you what your number is. Why would I go into those stores? I don't understand. Did you get a haircut, Eddie? Yes, I did. I'm surprised you were able to tell. Why do you say that? Now, why do you say that? I think it looks great. Sky's my barometer on my haircuts.
You know, I have a hard time with haircuts. It actually looks longer. I mean, I'm just saying it does. Did they help it grow? Did you get extensions? You just killed him. Why do you do that to your husband? He's your radio husband. It's not a bad thing. Did they use imaginary scissors? So you come in here with a new hairdo. If I say something like that derogatory, you're not going to be upset. That's not a bad call. That is your radio husband. That's not a horrible comment. Tell your radio husband. Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just can't ever get a normal haircut. I can't. You're like jinxed or something. I mean, my experience was nothing weird this time. I went to sport clips again. I decided to go back for the fifth time. It was fine. Nothing weird. You know the definition of insanity, by the way. I understand, Mike. I understand. But the haircut, you know, she cuts it, and I say, ah, you know, just take a little bit more off. And she's like, ah, no problem. Clip, clip, clip, clip, clip. All right, you're all done. I'm like, but it looks the same. I don't even look like I got a haircut. That's so awesome. All right, 20 bucks. Here you go. Enjoy, man. See you again in a month. Congratulations to me. There it is. Yeah!
Let's see. There's a lot of stuff happening in the news. Steve Foley, he walked out of the courtroom yesterday. Just walked out. Walked out? Yeah. In the middle of testimony. Oh, wow. Can he do that? Yeah. Well, it wasn't his testimony. It was the, you know, Coronado police officer who shot him testifying. I even have the clip when I think he did it. When I think he walked out. Really? I think this is what was going on. Cut 33. I think this is actually just the officer that was on the stand. It's just his testimony. Yeah, but was not the point where Steve Foley walked out? No, the point at which he walked out was actually before the testimony when they said they were going to bring the gun out, the gun that the officer used to shoot. Yeah, I wouldn't want to see that. No. So here's the officer, and his name is Aaron Mansker. Cut 33. Firing the warning shot, and again, somebody's still advancing on me. Yeah, I believe they have a gun. You really believe they have a gun? Yes, sir. I mean... There was no doubt you won. There was no doubt when that hand started reaching for that waistband that he was going for again. Did you think maybe he had a cell phone underneath his shirt? No, sir. Did you think it? Who keeps their cell phone under their shirt? No kidding. He's like, no, I didn't think he was a dork. Okay, is that what you're asking? Did I think he was a nerd? No, I didn't.
A couple other interesting pieces of testimony that came out yesterday. Cell phone holster. So some other interesting pieces of info was that, you know, the officer claims he was standing in a certain spot when he shot Steve Foley. And so the officer couldn't explain why the shell casings were actually found. 40 feet, 45 feet away from where he claimed he was standing. That is weird. He said he could really see what was going on, but the shell casings were 45 feet further away from where he claimed he was actually standing. If I was his attorney, I'd say shell casings weigh about as much as a paper clip, and they're round. So they all flew to the same specific location. No, but I'm saying if you have something that weighs as much as a paperclip and it's round, meaning it can roll if you go. So they all roll to the same location. Oh, that's true. How many? I don't know. Well, I know he was shot twice and I think the car was also shot at. No, you got me. Forget it. We give.
My client is guilty. Steve, just hang on. My client is guilty. My client actually had a gun. My client had a gun. And the officer also testified that at no point in any of the incident did he show his badge. Why would he not do that? Well, and it's really strange because right before the trial started, the judge said that certain, they wouldn't let the... The prosecution enter certain evidence. And some of that evidence is that this officer, this Coronado Officer Mansker, his father was killed by a drunk driver. And he had been like written up prior for chasing down drunk drivers off duty. Oh. And they believe that he has this like thing in him that, you know.
He's got an issue. He's got an issue. But the judge said that that is not admissible to the jury and they can't use that information. And I think that that is, it sure does sound like why somebody wouldn't show a badge. Right. They wouldn't show a badge because they're angry inside about it. Yes. They know that if they show the badge, everything ends. Like there's no more confrontation. Maybe, you know, usually if you show a badge, it's like, forget it. What do you think, Seth? Do off-duty officers carry their badge with them? Most of the time. Well, yeah, because I'm thinking they probably wouldn't even be saying it if he didn't have it. It'd just be known he didn't have it, and that'd be what everybody was talking about. My dad carries his with him. He does? Yeah, so does mine. Permanently. Sean. Ashley and Sean have family in the FBI. Sean does? Yeah. His dad. I thought he was making fun of my dad. No, no, no. His dad is in the FBI. No way. I think Ashley is a little sensitive about the dad stuff. She's like, okay, whatever, Chad. He's like, no, really. Oh, that's cool. The dad is in the FBI. May I defend the police officer? Yes. Yes. I want to hear it. Yes. I love it. Eddie is going to be an attorney. Good luck. Okay. The reason why he didn't pull out his badge, first of all, he verbally identified himself as a police officer over five times. Yes.
We know. And he had a weapon drawn. Yes. And when you have your weapon drawn, you have two hands on your weapon. Yes. And so how is he supposed to grab his badge when he has his weapon drawn when he thinks that an assailant is charging him with a weapon? Yeah, well, he didn't pull the weapon until a certain point, so he had ample opportunity to do it before then. Prior to that. And anyone can say they're an officer. I mean, I can say I'm Snuffleupagus. It doesn't make it. That is true. You are. Well, then that excuses everything. Thank you. I risk my case. And 1,000 points for referencing Snuffleupagus. You do not get the opportunity to do that. I don't know why you would. Very often. You just don't. So Steve Foley is suing Mansker and the city of Coronado for $48 million. Oh, my. $48 million. For injuries and suffering and potential future. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. That's the only time I think I've ever heard somebody suing that amount where it could actually be like, yeah, well, yeah. How come not more? Yeah. Mikey show. Hello. Hello. Hi, Mikey. Yes. P1 killer. P1 killer. Wow.
I'm a very big woman, but I'm still a woman. Okay. Anyway, I wanted to concur with Ashley and Sean that my sister is a police officer and she does carry her service revolver and her badge at all times, but they're not allowed to wear their uniforms off duty. They have to change at work. Gotcha. All right. Woman killer. Why woman killer? Well, because last time you thought she was a dude. I caught her a man. So she wants to clarify. You know what? I think it was the masculine nickname killer that got me. I got the nickname because I was going to rip my boyfriend's face off. Oh, okay, great. Sounds pretty, very healthy. I'm sorry? Aw, she's the sweetest lady. I love her. No, she's great. Yeah, no, I mean, totally. Way to upset her, Mike. I am very sorry. I am very sorry. Protect your face. I'm very sorry that I said anything, and I love you a lot. Take care of your face by wearing your helmet. That's a good tip. Mikey Show. Yeah, how you doing? This is P1 Air, and I was just calling about the guy pulling his, the officer pulling his gun. Right.
I'm a law enforcement officer. There's plenty of legal cases that are going to protect that guy under the statute that the guy announced himself multiple times. He had a weapon drawn. And any time that somebody understands your commands and then makes a move to his waistband, it's called a furtive gesture. And the law enforcement officer is already at the disadvantage. There's plenty of cases that are going to protect that guy. All right. And you are in law enforcement, right? Yes, sir. You're not like a mall security guy at UTC. Yeah, but there can be as many cases as you want. But if it's in a jury's hands, you know that, I mean. You're not on a segue right now, are you? That's right. But cases will protect them. All the lawyers will reflect back on other cases there. If the guy understands who you are, you know, he has a badge. Just like you said, any law-abiding citizen is not going to continue to do wrong if you're telling them that you're a police officer. I would. Dude, if some guy was chasing me in the middle of the night, he didn't show me a badge, he didn't have a uniform on, he wasn't in a police car.
There was, there'd be no way I would follow his command. Not only that. That's a rapist. Not only that, but you are, the car that you're driving is flashy. You know, you're driving into a nice area. You're a celebrity. You're a celebrity. How do you, I mean, dude, how do you think that somebody's going to know that that's a cop, you know? Yeah, that's an excellent point, you know, but at the same time, what would you be reaching to your waistband for? Cell phone. Cell phone, so you can call the cops. Yeah, but... Because there's some... You're getting robbed. You're getting robbed. That's why. All right. I mean, I understand, but I think, you know, other than the shell casings being 45 feet away or whatever you said, and I haven't followed the case. I was just going off of the guy who's reaching towards his waistband. That's known as a furtive gesture. And many, many law enforcement officers have been protected under that. The guy understood all of his... Anybody can go buy a badge. Anybody can go get a uniform at any store, any uniform store. Yeah. I mean, and I'll tell you something. If anybody had, if this particular guy had gone and bought a fake uniform and a fake badge and a fake everything, he'd have looked more like a cop than he did that night. Good point. So anyway. All right. Thank you for the call. Yes, sir. I appreciate it. It's already 635.
How did that happen? I don't know. What happened? It's like already late. I don't even know. Wow, do we have a lot of stuff today. We got a good show today. Like the audio that we have today is crazy. Who remembers Lorena Bobbitt? Yeah. Oh, for sure. How can you not? Do you not, Ash? You don't remember Lorraine? No, I totally know Lorraine about it. She did something, remember? Oh, yeah, something real messed up. Yeah, she did something. She's not a cool woman. It was not nice. It was not a nice gesture. Nope. Of love towards your husband. Nope. So, okay, we got audio of her. Oh, my gosh. What's she up to? We also have a YouTube clip of the day, and today it's Bulgarian Idol, and I'm not kidding. Oh, please. How about this audio? Did Reverend Al Sharpton out Anderson Cooper when he was talking to him yesterday on the air in a real weird way? Like, even the thing he said is, like, weird. How about O.J. Simpson talking to, of all places and people, a radio show in North Dakota? What? Like, not New York, not Chicago. Like, North Dakota. And you know what? I listened to it, and I think he sounds different.
He does, man. Like, I'm listening to it. I'm like, that sounds weird. It is OJ, but he sounds different. But you be the judge. Listen to it and tell me what you think. We'll take a timeout. When we come back, Jack in the Box is giving away two free tacos today. I'll tell you how. I'll tell you how. I'll tell you how. When we come back, I'm going to tell you how you get your two free tacos today from Jack in the Box. The cable guy. He's in the town spotlight. So on this true story, my brother is deaf, honest to God. You can ask anybody who knows me, and he's been talking like this with the sign language his whole life. And talks to him like this with the same deal. And I tried to learn how to do that, but I can't get a finger in edgewise with them two loud mouths. But he's a pretty good songwriter, and I couldn't believe that he can write songs. But he had Ronnie Millsap looking at one here not long ago. But he wrote this song...
Three days ago, I promised I'd play it for him. It goes like it. That song is called Hurry Quick, The Living Room's On Fire. Is this P1 Jason? Yes. Jason, did you take your motorcycle? Did you call AIS about your motorcycle? Yes, I did. What happened? Well, I'm buying the motorcycle. I should be getting it today. I called my insurance company yesterday to insure it. And they wouldn't insure because I haven't had a motorcycle endorsement for three years. They referred me to Progressive, and Progressive wanted $1,400. I called Geico. Geico wanted $1,013. And then I remember, you know, AIS from the Mikey Show. So I called AIS, and they were giving me insurance for $829 a year. That's awesome, bro. On a 2008 Kawasaki Ninja.
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to you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. The ride's still looking pretty good out here this morning. No major problems, just that usual backup developing out of Escondido. Now on the South 15, coming off the 78 down to Via Rancho Parkway. Now you've got some slow stuff to deal with off and on through Rancho Bernardo and again through Carmel Mountain Ranch. East County's looking good. 894 moving right along. 805 northbound, though, starting the bunch up here as you come up toward the 15 connector. And that stays slow off and on into North Park before it lets you loose. Reservant freeways are moving right along. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Today's the day. You got two-for-one tickets for the Minnesota Twins and Padres. It's an afternoon game. You get two-for-one tickets and two-for-one hot dogs. So it's a great deal. Go out there, check out the Padres. And then tomorrow, what a fun, fun night to go to the ballpark. They're taking on the Seattle Mariners, and it's the 1978 retro night. So this is going to be fun. The Padres and the Mariners are going to be wearing their 1978 uniforms. They want all the fans to come out in their 70s attire. They're going to have a best-dress contest.
where they're going to give away a lot of cool merchandise and stuff like that, playing 70s music all throughout the ballpark. It's going to be a fun, fun night. Saturday, they're giving away the Adrian Gonzalez replica jerseys. I know everybody wants that. And then Sunday, a swinging Friar bank for kids, for all kids 14 and younger. So it's a really cool giveaway is coming up. If you want tickets, go to Padres.com or give them a call at 877-FRIAR-TIX. The Mikey Show continues. Featuring Mikey. I'm really interested in weather. Eddie. You know me, dude. I'm entrenched in sports. Sky. I know I'm a loud talker. Sean. I cannot stand to watch people. Boss and Rob. I have a whole DVD collection of Red Sox, though. And Ashley. I do my part to help global warming. On Rock 105.3. It's a Mikey show at 645. VA Hospital. will be hosting a qualifying round of the U.S. Air Guitar Championship tomorrow night. NBA draft is tonight. Chicago has the number one pick, and we'll probably take Memphis' Derrick Rose. You know, the air guitar thing, the one thing I think about the air guitar thing is, how do you judge that? You know, like, do you have people that actually play the guitar judging it? Because you would think, well, if you do that, that's not really fair, because then they're going to be judging them on things that they don't actually know how to do, maybe.
You know what I mean? Or do you have just regular Joes that just, like, judge them based on flair? If that's a deal, Eddie, you should be up there immediately. Does that count? I wonder if they have a Category 4. I don't know. They should. How does it work? We've been discriminated against for a long time. That's right. That's right. It's not fair. The Air Bassist. Okay, so I told you when we got back, I was going to tell you about Jack in the Box. They're giving away two free tacos today. And I don't mean two, and that's it. They're giving people two tacos. What's going on? I need this. What is it? Well, you know, Jack in the Box knows that it's tough economic times right now and that gas prices are out of control. And so they want to calm down and be giving to him. He is so above their tacos. They want to help give back and take care of people. So if you bring a gas receipt to Jack in the Box anytime before 11.59 p.m. tonight, you will get two free tacos.
I got one. Done. Any gas receipt? That's what it says. It says any gas receipt. No duplicates, no copies. You have to bring, like, the actual receipt. And, of course, they say two tacos per person. And you can't get more than two tacos. Two tacos per person. And you don't even have to buy anything to get this. Like, you can just go show your gas receipt, get two tacos, and take off. Okay. And then go to the... You probably just said it, and I probably just missed it. What? Does the gas receipt have to be from today? That's what I was wondering, too, and I read all the info. I went to their website, and it says any gas receipt. Any gas receipt. It doesn't say anything about it being date-specific. Now, if you're listening to us on the Internet, this is only for specific markets, and San Diego is one of those markets. So if you're listening in Florida, it may not be there. Yeah, it's Honolulu, the Big Island, Maui, Phoenix, San Diego, Seattle, and Idaho Falls. Ah, yes. Yes, make sure to get Idaho Falls. See, I'm flying to Idaho Falls later today. And so that might actually work out really well. Bring your receipt. Yeah, I'll bring my receipt with me. So up until 11.59 tonight, two free tacos from Jack in the Box with a gas receipt. Oh, will you do it for sure? Yes. Like, there's no doubt in your mind. Yes. That's happening, right? When McDonald's did their free chicken sandwich giveaway. What? Wait. Oh, you got it? I missed it. Oh, you lucky guy. I did not know this. Yeah, I didn't hear that.
Chicken sandwich that they ripped off from Chick-fil-A? Yeah. Well, they gave it away for free all day, like about a month ago. And I went and I got it. And they just said, come in, we give it to you. You didn't have to give them anything. For real. What did you think of it? It's a poor version of Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A's got it down. And it was okay, but I mean, it was the exact same recipe. I can tell you what Chick-fil-A's secret is. Because Chick-fil-A, Eddie's right, it's the best chicken sandwich that there is. They set the standard. Everybody else just rips them off. But I'll tell you what it is with Chick-fil-A. They pressure cook. See, everybody doesn't do that. They take this big device, stick oil in it, and they stick the chicken in there, and they put the top on, and they apply this intense, intense pressure inside of the device. And it cooks real quick. But it also... It's juicy. It's juicy. Yeah. It's super juicy. Oh, interesting. That place is good. Does anybody watch the show Chuck? Anybody on the show here? Anybody listening? Does anyone watch Chuck? Uh-uh. Never seen it one time. Like, I watched half of the first episode that ever came out. What did you think of it? I thought it was kind of witty. But then it, like, started to turn serious. But, like, they were trying to make it, like, 24.
A comedic flair. That was the vibe I was getting. But it threw me off. It bored me. And I turned it off halfway through. I'm kind of bored with the story then because Nicole Richie is going to be on it. But I'm like, whatever. Nobody is that interested in that show. Yeah. So she auditioned and is getting a guest role on Chuck. They say it's a great way for her to show off her comedic skills. And she'll play a mean girl. Oh. Yeah. There it is. Something different. Want to let you know that it's restaurant week. Restaurant week is where a bunch of restaurants in San Diego want you to try their food. So they have a fixed menu. They charge you one price. They have a fixed menu. You go in there and you eat it. It's good food, too. So later on, we're giving away one more table for four at Pample Moose. Awesome. We should talk to the people that went last night. Rob, maybe later we can try to get them on. And if they're listening, then they should call in.
But, yeah, we should talk to people that went there last night. I really want to know how their night was. It was a table for four, so they got to take their friends with them and stuff, which would be great. I used an electric mandolin last night that my mother-in-law got me for Father's Day. What are you talking about? It's a food slicing device. She got me one for Father's Day, and it's pretty cool. What were you slicing? Onions. I wonder if anybody else in the United States of America as a morning talk show host said those words this morning. That they used their new electric mandolin last night. I loved it. It was really cool. Did it prevent your eyes from crying? No, it did not. They still cried. What was it doing that was cool? Slices onions exactly an exact width and does it in about two seconds because it's electric. And do you get a pinch on how you want them chopped? Because sometimes onions need to be mixed. You get two choices. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you can either slice them or you can dice them. Oh, that's fantastic. It's up to you. Rob's like, oh, I was going to invent that. Daddy got that idea out there. That's my catchphrase. Slice and dice. That's right. Slices and dices. Greg Maddox has won nine games. Is that wrong? That is 100% wrong.
He has lost nine games. That's not entirely true either. He has watched nine games. That's true. That's a fact. He has been playing with his wife. He's been playing mind games. Is that it? Nine times he did. He was like, do I love you? In the last nine games he's pitched, he has not got to win. That doesn't mean he's got a loss. He has some no decisions in there, but he hasn't got a win in the last nine games he started. He did get a loss. He did? Yes. Lost to the Twins 9-3. Wow. Poor Greg. Mostly not his fault. Really? No. Did you guys know that on the front page of the Union Tribune today, the story is how scooters are flying off the lots. I bet. Seriously, there's, like, waiting lists for them and stuff. Yeah. The people who make Vespa say that their sales of scooters in the U.S. are up 106% from... That's crazy! ...up 106%. Traded it in for the van straight up. That's right. Now a scooter can get between 60 to 90 miles per gallon.
60 to 90 miles per gallon. You can go up to 60 miles per hour. So you can't go on the freeway. But they recommend you don't go on the freeway. You need to, you know, take... Other streets. Speed limit on the freeway is 65 in most places. The only bad thing about that is you're riding a scooter. That's right. Yes. That you kind of look like a dork. That's how they do it in Europe and Asia. My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators. All the foo-foo Europeans. That's right. Well said. You bugged that joke. Oh, no. That's what they call it, right? Yeah. Europe free runs. If you want to play ton-deaf karaoke, call us right now. 570-1053. When we come back, you're going to hear Ashley singing, and you have to tell us what the song is. It's not that easy to, you know, decipher it. Text number is 35253, and the phone number is 5701053. Get on the phone right now and call us for tone-deaf karaoke. We don't know. The Mikey Show. That's the ultimate hang zone. All right. Are we there yet, bud? Security. Everyone's trying to get to the new Disney attraction, Toy Story Mania. All right, Space Rangers. There it is.
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Back to the show. It is 7.03. Felix High School has hired an ethics consultant to try to get to the bottom of their recent teacher-student sex scandals. Indiana Pacers trade center Jermaine O'Neal to Toronto for T.J. Ford and the 17th draft pick. The NBA draft is the one where they put the balls in this big vat. No, that's a lottery night. Oh, that's the lottery. Forget it. That's the NBA lottery. So they just combine, like, the California lottery with, like, the NBA draft. They just do it all at once, I guess, and they just throw all the names in there. Exactly. So yesterday, the California winning numbers were 32, the Wizards 45, the Celtics 26, and then the mega number was the Cavaliers. Nice. That was kind of neat. I didn't win. Oh. But Rob said he was going to put the Cavaliers. Oh, no. What happened? So, welcome back to the show. I thought it might be fun if we did some of this right here. Kind of did some of this. I just saw the songs.
You know, Ashley was on American Idol, and I'm not kidding. She did not make it to Hollywood, but she was, you know, she was on television. I had 75,000 views on YouTube. That's right, you did. I saw that myself with my own two eyes. 75,000 views on YouTube. That's right, Eddie. That's so impressive. Well, let me tell you something. I've only had five views on YouTube, so you did better than me. Here's the deal. You call in and listen to clips of Ashley singing. I apologize to fans of these particular artists. I hope she's not because she's sick and it'll make her worse. P1 Dank is on the line. Hi, Dank. How are you? All right. Well, I hope that you have really. Keen ear. I hope you have a keen ear, bro. Yeah, because I want you to wait until the entire clip is played, okay? Yep. And then after that, I just want you to give me the title or the artist, and then you're going to be a winner. How does that sound to you? Sounds like a plan. All right, let's do this sucker.
Is she singing in an English accent? What the hell? Sky, anything? Anything? Can you do that one more time? Well, I hear what Dank is hearing. There's definitely some sort of attempt at a British something, but that's all I got. Totally British. That's all I got. Total British. Let me play it one more time. No. I'm going to play it again. No, please. Play it again. That jerk. Are you kidding me? What the hell was that? What was that? Sorry, Dang. Oh, wow. Title or artist? This sounds like something out of the hills have eyes. I don't know. Oh, wow.
It's so clear that that was a Jamaican accent. That's Marley. Come on, I mean. Oh, what? How dare you? I'm sorry, Skye. I'm sorry, Skye. Skye's expression right now was priceless. Skye just gave me a look that said... It was real short but sweet, the face. The face was... You kidding me? That was a face. I mean, mine. You kidding me? Maybe she didn't understand the words. He's a legend. I mean, you can't. That was Bob Marley. No. That was Bob Marley. I'm sorry. I might have got it. Yeah. That was Tard Marley. That was a rough one. I refuse. I apologize, Skye. Skye says no thank you. Yeah, no. P1 Robert? Hey, what's up, guys? Not too much. How are you? Dude, I'm about to chew myself in the head up. Yeah, well, let me tell you something. It doesn't get better.
It's not going to get easier. Really? It doesn't get easier. You can't have it worse than that, though. No, dude, let me tell you something. You know how sometimes if you go to the gym and you get on the Stairmaster and you press the program button, like different stuff comes up. Sometimes you're walking in, you know, flat incline, and sometimes you're on a hill. Yeah. Okay, well, guess what, bro? What, man? You just spun the Wheel of Weird. Oh, no. All right, so who knows where you're going to land up? I'm going to play a clip, let the whole thing play, and then just tell me what you think it is. Are you ready? Not really, but let's try it. Let's try it anyway. Here we go. Sweet. I have to understand. Robert. Oh, my God. That sounds like Helen Keller singing to a cat. Why her cat? Like, why her cat? I don't know. It reminds me of, like, an old lady, like an old cat lady for some reason. No, it sounds like the offspring of Helen Keller and a cat.
I don't know. I'm going to go with Madonna. Oh, dude. Really close. No. You're so close. Not even close. Same genre, right? Same genre. Stone Temple Pilots. Oh, my God. That's what she was singing. I love this song. It sounds exactly the same. In my head, it does. There's no difference between Ashley and the record. But I have ears. I do. No. I do. Beautiful. Heck of a batch. I mean, how many songs can one person ruin? What do you guys say about P1 Sanjaya? Oh, really? P1 Sanjaya. P1 Sanjaya. What's up? All right. Listen, here's the way it goes. Sometimes they're easy. Sometimes it's today. You know what I'm saying? Sometimes you're the dog. Sometimes you're the hydrant. That is a great way to say it. All right, Sanjaya. Let the whole clip play and then tell me what Ashley's singing. You ready? Yeah. Here we go. Sanjaya.
I think I just got an IM from Anthony saying that's Red Hot Chili Peppers. That is correct. He pulled through, Mike. He got it. That sounded more like Bob Marley than when she did Bob Marley. You like Red Hot Chili Peppers, Mike? Yes. I actually enjoy this more than the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I actually do. I do. I do. Just don't say that. Sanjaya, you're a winner. Hang on a line. Wow. Very well done. Very, very well done. P1 Travis is our final contestant today on Tone Deaf Karaoke. You ready to do this? Yeah. Okay. Okay. I'm going to play you a little clip here, and then you tell me what it was you heard, okay? Let's do it. Here we go. Holy. Did you really just hear that? That's what his face said. Like, did I really just hear that? Dude, what do you think it was? Yeah, right. Can we do it one more time? Dude, how dare you? Come on. Don't do that.
Absolutely. It's getting better. That voice. Yeah. I have no clue. Really? That is the weirdest thing. It's so simple. Hello, dude. That was a Lone Star. This guy's just mad. Oh, yeah. For sure. Thank you. I'm going to tell you a story that is from my wife and it's about her friend. So this is like personal life stuff. But I believe that every single human being will definitely, you'll either have kind of an experience with this or you will have an opinion on this. Bo-chiz. So we'll do it next. Our text number is 35253. Our phone number is 5701053. And don't go away. When we come back, before I tell you this whole story, I will first play you the YouTube clip of the day.
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I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. From the Cricket Wireless Studios. This is the home. And they're super gassy. Yeah, that's what I heard. San Diego's Rock. The Mikey Show continues with Mikey. Football helps me to forget any problem in my life. Eddie. That booty is delicious. Sky. Oh, my brain is so bad. Today. Sean. Yes, I would prefer that you boo me. Boston Rob. I have a Rolodex in my mind. And Ed. Ashley. I'm 11. The Mikey Show is 5-3. 7-22. Angelina and Brad have donated $1 million to help children who are suffering from the effects of the Iraq War. Congratulations to Fresno State. They're the surprise winner of the College World Series over Georgia. That's so stupid. Hello, Angelina. Daddy's rubbing his forehead. And these guys. Those two. Those two. They're do-gooders. What do you want? No. No, they're not. Crazy.
Hey, I got a real do good thing here for real. I just, well, you know how I did that benefit for Jerry? Cool dude, man. And he was getting better. And I were emailing. You know, this guy, he's a friend. He's got leukemia. He's back in the hospital. Now, here's the deal. San Diego County needs blood. And he needs blood. And they don't have it because there's a shortage of it. Just in general. But also because my friend Jerry is back in the hospital in need of blood. I want to give out a couple of blood banks you can go to. Great idea. Please donate blood. It'd be really cool. In fact, I'm going to go when I'm off the show today. And it's tough because I don't like needles. They scare me. But I'm fine with tattoos. How ironic. San Diego Blood Bank Central.
located is 440 Yupus Street in San Diego. How about East County? 680 Fletcher Parkway in El Cajon. If you're in North County, and this is San Diego Blood Bank. If you're in North County, Escondido, 1340 West Valley Parkway. And how about North County in Vista? We got 161 Thunder Drive. That's a cool address. I live on Thunder Drive. 161 Thunder Drive. In Vista. So, yeah, man, Jerry needs blood. And San Diego County needs blood. And so can you donate blood today? That'd be really cool. So I got to figure out which one of those is closest to the radio station. But that's a cool thing if you do that. It's really nice. You should probably go closer to your house so you don't have to drive as far once you're done. Which one? Escondido, Vista. Escondido or Vista? Probably Vista. Yeah, probably Vista is closer to you. But yeah, so just so you don't have to drive as far after you're done. I am telling you this right now. I want Skye to be my personal assistant because she has it figured out. And I'm not kidding. Eddie just rolled his eyes, but he knows it's true. She's good, man. She's the best. She really is.
She knows what's up. She's annoying. She is annoying. You are the one who was just sitting here for 10 minutes trying to stick a fork in my hair. Exactly. And you wouldn't let me do it. And I'm annoying. What do you call her hair? It's golden spaghetti. So he was trying to eat the golden spaghetti and stick forks in there. And you gotta roll it up. Yeah, that's how you get it all knotted, bro. They have a weirdest relationship. They're going to have to cut the pork out. I didn't have a spoon. If I videotape them when the show is over and they're walking down the hall. Yeah. Weirdest conversation. When he tries to push me in the bathroom. He does. They walk by the open door of the bathroom and he like moves into her so she goes. And he thinks it's funny that she gets pushed into the bathroom. Yeah. He usually smells. I think it's funny. Ew. So gross. She hates it. Every day we do this. All right. Are you ready to do a little bit of this? Now it's time for the YouTube clip of the day. And then in just a second, I'm going to tell you this little story that my wife told me. I want to get your take on it. The YouTube clip of the day. Because, you know, there's funny stuff on YouTube. For instance, American television, you see American Idol. You don't really get an opportunity to hear or see Bulgarian Idol.
And it's pretty good when the chick is singing Umbrella. It's good. It's good, you're saying. Yeah. Who sings, Ashley, who sings Time to Say Goodbye? You're in that, to that music. Time to Say Goodbye? Yeah, has anybody heard of Time to Say Goodbye? It's like Sarah Brightman. I like how Sean pretends he's not really on music. Oh, is that cheating again? Yeah, I mean, it could be like, you know, Michelle Branch, but I don't. Here she is singing Umbrella and Sarah Brightman's. Time to say goodbye. Cut 35.
Holy cow. Did you notice umbrella was like perfectly enunciated though? Like when she got to that one word, it was like umbrella. Wow. So there it is. Bulgarian idol. Bravo. So what is your take on this? I want to get your take here on the show. And then I want to get your take, you know, in the listening audience and so forth. So my wife has a friend named Samantha and Samantha went on a date. Okay. It was a first date. This guy, this guy lives in Del Mar. Samantha lives in Vista. And it was a first date. They were trying to decide, well, you know, how are we going to do this? So the restaurant that they decided to go to is in Del Mar. Oh, okay. Okay. He lives in Del Mar. Right. And so what they decided was that they were going to meet there at the restaurant. Right. Well, Samantha and my wife think that that is very poor form.
on this guy, Greg's part. How so? Craig. His name is Craig. Wait, what is, what, yep, about what? I don't, what are you, I don't even know what we're talking about. Go ahead, Skye. Well, it's a first date. I mean, he should pick her up or offer to pick her up. He lives in Del Mar. I mean, only if he's a gentleman. Only if he's a gentleman. Ashley, do you have a question? I do. What kind of a first date is this? Like, how did it come about? How did they meet? Like, did they already know each other? Is it a blind date? It's funny that she asked that because, you know, you told us this story the other day and we were like, oh, my gosh, you know, we need to talk about this on the air. So I talked to my husband about it and he had the same thing. Like, it's acceptable if, say, if they were set up by friends. I agree. Or if they were long-term friends that decided to. Mike, I'll explain. What are they talking about? I'll explain. No, no, no. You tell me. Maybe, Eddie, maybe this will change your mind. It might change your mind. Stupid. They have a mutual friend. Okay. The mutual friend at one point was giving away a piece of furniture and this guy wanted it. And Samantha offered her truck.
Because he didn't have a truck. He's like, I want it, but I don't have anything to get it in. So Samantha offered her truck and he used her truck. Okay. Okay. That was when they met. That was the only time they've met. Only time they met. Only time they've ever met. They didn't, you know. And so now this date happens and it's the first date. Who initiated it though? Who initiated the date? Yeah. Well, they talked on the phone and they got along really good on the phone. And so getting along really good on the phone, they set this up. Did he ask her out or did she ask him out? Well, I don't know for sure, but I'm going to assume he asked her out. Okay. Well, you're assuming that, but he didn't pick her out. If that's the deal. Hold on. Okay, let's assume. Okay, I got it. Let's assume she asked him out. You want to assume that? I'll assume whatever you guys want. It makes a big difference. Well, no. Yeah, it makes it worse. It makes my point for me if she asked him out, so let's go with that. No, I don't think we can assume anything. Please just don't know. It doesn't matter. What are we arguing about here? It doesn't matter. I don't understand. Mike. That's the big deal. Eddie, Rebecca was and Samantha was flabbergasted that he did not go pick her up. Now, let me tell you what that would entail. So that means, okay, let me get in my car and let me drive from
Del Mar to Vista, back to Del Mar, and then when the date over, it dates over, back to Vista, and then after dropping her off, back to Del Mar. That is so stupid and ridiculous. I mean, it's like, what are we, like, we've got to play Cinderella, and we've got to play, like, come on. He should have at least offered. Sky. Like if it was me, I wouldn't have accepted, but I would have appreciated the offer. I'd be like, oh, he's a gentleman. This is 2008. Oh, so you don't have to treat a lady like a lady because it's 2008. You shouldn't have to open doors anymore. That's not treating you like a lady by saying let's meet up somewhere. No, it's not. If the guy asks her out on a date. Hang on. I'm going to give my take and then you guys have at it. I'm furious. Here's my take and then you guys can have at it. Garbage. This was my honest take. I go, well, honey, I said, and I mean this, like I would have done what he did for a few reasons. For a few reasons. One is it's 2008 and it's like the age of, I don't know you. I'm not getting in a car with you yet. I don't know you. So you don't offer.
That's it. Well, those are the times we live in. Like, honestly, this is what I said to Rebecca. I said, the reason I wouldn't offer is because I almost think like the offer is a little too out of bounds, like just because presumptuous. And I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why I think it's a little I'll tell you why I think it's out of bounds, because if I ask. I kind of put you in a weird place. Like you're almost going to have to go. Feeling flattered? Yeah, that's real awkward. That's not what I would have thought it would be. I would have thought I'm putting you in a position where you feel weird, like making me feel like you don't trust me. And you're like, oh, sure, sure. But if you're comfortable. You can pick me up. to ask her out in the first place, then you should be comfortable enough to at least put that offer on the table. Don't you want to be spinning your best game at her? I would love for you to repeat to me what I just said was my reasoning. Please. Because it's not a question of me as a guy feeling comfortable. That's not what I just said. That you just think society, that's how it is nowadays? I feel like I want to make her comfortable. And I don't want to ask her if she'll get in my car with me not knowing me.
And I don't want to put her in a position where she has to go, yeah, I will, sure. Even though she may feel uncomfortable. She'll loan you her car, but she won't go in a car with you? I don't want to presume that that's cool. Well, then I can't presume you're a gentleman. That's what my wife thinks. What is she, some kind of princess or something? My wife thought that was, like, she couldn't believe, like, her jaw dropped open and couldn't believe we were having the conversation. And I go, I don't understand this. I really don't. Well, that was the first part. That's the first part of my point of, like, the whole, like, man, I don't want to make a chick feel weird. She don't know me yet. And it's 08. It's the age of, like, get in my car, close the door, and now I do something weird to you. Like, that's not unheard of. We hear about it all the time. That is the. Miss Sadie, go green over here. I said it's nice to offer. I wouldn't accept. Oh, whatever. Because I would say. And what if she did? I would say. What if she did? Well, that's up to her. Hang on. So let me, my next point was, is that aside from it being a question of like making someone feel comfortable, I thought it sure does seem ridiculous to be driving from Del Mar to Vista to Del Mar to Vista to Del Mar. That's weird. I can see that. That's just weird. And I said, if it goes well on the first date and she feels comfortable and we're both really comfortable.
then yes, I'll pick her up. But I'm not going to be dumb. I'm going to pick a place that's up in North County. You know what I mean? I'll pick a date in San Marcos or Escondido or Vista or Oceanside or whatever so that it's not weird. That's just weird, dorky. Let me go pick you up and bring you to Del Mar and then take you to Vista and then go back to Del Mar. It's just weird. I wouldn't want to go out with a girl that would want me to do that. I would want you to offer. No. I wouldn't have you do it. It doesn't make any sense. Why would I offer something that doesn't make any sense? Because you're trying to be a gentleman. Yeah. I'm going to pay for the dinner. I'm going to open the door for you. I'll pull your chair out. I'll do all the things. So that's where you stop. That's where you stop being a gentleman. Where you draw the line. Yeah. It might be so impractical. Impractical. Impractical. It's just weird. If they agreed on the dinner in Del Mar. Are you serious? You really want me to offer to drive? I want you to offer. Why? Why? Makes her feel good. Because, yeah, it makes me feel like a lady. It makes me think that you're a gentleman. That's ridiculous. You're a gentleman. I will not accept because I don't think it's practical. It's a big waste of time and gas for you. But that's so sweet that you offer. So then Rebecca goes, she goes, what is the whole deal? No, this is how she phrased it. And honey, if you're listening, you know this is how you phrased it.
No, no. She goes all irritated. She goes, I love how the whole women's movement suddenly made it to where we still do stuff that you guys expect of us, but you guys take the women's movement and say, oh, okay, I don't have to be chivalrous anymore. And I go, huh? What? I see what she's saying. What? I go, honey, what are you talking about? That's a joke. I go, what are you talking about? It's like when guys go, well, you know, I shouldn't have to pick up the check because you want to be equals and blah, blah, blah. But we don't. We do pick up the check. In fact, that night in Del Mar. Well, that's where you guys, but you guys don't pick up girls on the first date. Wait, how come you're taking, wait, Skye, why are you? That's what you're saying. You're saying it's ridiculous. You're saying it's ridiculous for her to expect it. So every first date, we wouldn't pick up a girl? That's what you're saying. Skye, are you saying that you believe that this guy wouldn't have picked her up if he lived in Vista? I don't know. We don't know, Mike, because he didn't offer. We don't know. He didn't offer. You guys. You don't know. You don't know either. You don't know either. What a dumb argument. So, it's strange. Obviously, you wouldn't pick a girl up on a first date because you wouldn't want to make her feel all creepy. I wouldn't. Like, I get that, Mike. On a first date, I wouldn't pick her up. I get that, Mike. I think it's kind of... It's kind of awkward conversation in the car ride over and you're just kind of like... Can you imagine that ride? I wouldn't want that. I can see that. That's a...
strange thing. I think in this day and age, you can absolutely say, hey, you want to meet up somewhere? There's nothing weird about that or wrong about that. I agree with that. And I think girls prefer to drive their own cars. So if they want to bail on that date, they can bail. Yeah, I would prefer that too. I agree with what you're saying, but I think it's nice to offer. P1 Bronx Tale says offer. Thank you. If she accepts, dump the selfish broad. Wow, that's a strong take. Then what's the point? Then why are you offering? What's the point? Just to be a gentleman. Why play the game? It's a game. Yeah, at that point it's a game. We have to play games. It's a game. Be adults. Rebecca said that too. I got a reminder. I'm going to say, honey, so you're, you are suggesting that like games be played. Yeah. Can I say this? I think she did address that. I think she goes, I know that's. Get Rebecca on. Why not offer to fly her in a helicopter there? She's not going to accept, but why not make the offer? You should at least be sweet. You can't make that comparison. You can't make that comparison. A helicopter? Because everybody owns a helicopter? That's stupid. People do it all the time. People do it all the time. People do it all the time. People do it all the time.
Ashley's laughing hysterically calling my wife. Eddie's standing up for the record. Because you can't grow. No, it's not. No, no one grows wings. People do it all the time. Mikey, I'm a 21-year-old girl and totally old-fashioned. Doors and all, but that's ridiculous. Women know how to drive. Maybe they should have a date somewhere. We know how to open doors, and we know how to pay for checks, too, lady. Okay? So that's not an argument. There is a guy on the phone that agrees with Sky. Line two is P1 Rice, man. What's up? Hey, what's up, Mikey? What's going on, man? What's going on? You got to pick up the chick. You just do it. Guy's a total goof. I agree that you pick up the check. No, not pick up the check. Pick up the check. For sure. If it makes sense. Sure, I agree with that. I'm fine with that. The mistake was saying in my neck of the woods. I wouldn't have done that. That's kind of a mistake on his part. But if they both agree on that, then okay, we'll meet up. But let's take Rice Man. Rice Man.
Mikey, sir. Tell me, tell me, if you have the same situation because you're suggesting, well, he shoulda, coulda, woulda, let's just take it for what it is, and if it was you. If it was you and you lived in Del Mar and the girl lived in Vista, what would you do? And I know, like, a really nice place in Del Mar. Yep. You may like this a lot. Hey, I'll come pick you up, and I'll take you to this nice restaurant in Del Mar. Are you looking for a lady? That's what you would say, huh? I'm married. I'm a very nice guy. Okay. Yeah, I thought my husband was two until we had this conversation. What did he say? He agreed with you, Clouds. Really? And I said, would we? He said, well, when we first started dating, you'd come pick me up to go to a place. That's my whole thing. If you're really into the girl, wouldn't you want to spend your best game? He used to do that. And he goes, well, I've been out of practice. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You guys are assuming that it is poor form and bad game on his part to not offer. And what I'm suggesting is that it's taking the times we live in into consideration.
I don't want to make a girl feel uncomfortable and put her in a place where she's got to go, oh, sure, sure, that sounds good. And then hangs up the phone and goes, man, that's kind of, I don't know how I feel about that. She doesn't have to accept. But if he really likes her, then I would think he'd most definitely offer to pick her up. I would think that she would think, I'm a weirdo. But she wasn't. She was pissed. So obviously she really likes her. I get that too. I get that. You're not the women. You're not the women. Drive back down. Drive me back and then go back home. But Samantha is mad. You guys are making assumptions. Samantha, Rebecca, me, and Ash. We're all making assumptions. No, we're telling you how as women we feel. You're making assumptions about how women feel. My wife. Rebecca, clear all this up, please. Say that thing that you said about... When you go. Don't fight with her, Mike. I'm not going to fight, but when she said, honey, tell that thing that you said when you go. I love how the women's movement, blah, blah, blah. What did you say about that? Oh, well, I was just saying in terms of your opinion and Eddie's opinion, which I'm so irritated to hear that you think asking to come pick up a girl makes you creepy. Thank you. It doesn't 08, babe. It wouldn't in 1956. That'd be very charming. Yeah. In 2008, it's a little weird.
Yeah, hey, you want to go out on a date? I won't come pick you up. Yeah, I'm sure that's how he said it. I'm sure that's what he said. Hey, want to go out on a date, Samantha? I won't come pick you up. What he did was, he like used good judgment. He knows that there's stories in the news of chicks getting raped by guys that they trusted. You think that that decision was based on using good judgment. And I love how it's the men. I would have. I'm being lazy and I don't want to drive. It's laziness. See, if it's laziness, that's lame. So now, this is where we've raised the bar to. This is where we've raised the bar to. You're lazy unless you drive from Del Mar to Vista, back to Del Mar, back to Vista, and back to Del Mar. If you don't do that, you're lazy. You're lazy. You're lazy. That makes no sense. If you want to ask a girl out, and if you... If you ask her out, then you should be willing to do the work. It's easy. You know, like I said before, then they shouldn't have made plans in his neck of the woods because that doesn't make any sense. That's so inconvenient and so ridiculous. Honey, honey, honey, wait a minute. Let's wait, wait, wait. I got a question. He's the one that suggested it. I got a question. He suggested it, yeah. But he can also suggest to meet up. It's okay to say that.
There's nothing wrong with that. Well, I'll think he's not really a gentleman if he does that. Cool. Then we won't go out. Then let's not go out. I'm a jerk. You are such a stickler on tradition. Absolutely. I absolutely am. But I'm also smart. It makes you not smart. To drive back to devil. That makes me stupid. Yes. Then I guess where this guy's problem lies is choosing the restaurant. I agree. I agree with you. Because I would absolutely, in my opinion, when I ask a girl, I would have said, I would have given her the option, do you want me to pick you up or do you want to meet up? I would have given her the option. Unless it was inconvenient for you. Unless it was something stupid like that, yeah. Inconvenient for you. Absolutely. When you give her the option, then yeah, she can go, yeah, well, let's just meet up. It gives her the option. But he didn't even give her the option, Eddie. But not in this case. This case is stupid.
to the restaurant. He's dumb. He's dumb on both levels. Okay, so it is the guy's fault. Thank you. In the case of the restaurant, yeah. It is roughly 25 miles to Vista from Del Mar. Then why would he make her drive all that way to go meet up with them? They both were talking about Mexican food. Okay? He might as well ask her to come pick him up. He's wrong with that nowadays. We're talking about women's movement. Yeah, I do. Women's movement. Women's movement. We're talking about a hundred miles. A hundred miles, dude. A hundred miles. A hundred miles. Are you guys crazy? Like, come on, ladies. A hundred miles. What if she says yes? Yeah, I'm going to... Let's take the... Oh, my goodness. That's crazy. Okay, well, okay. Let's talk about all the feminine things then. So where does the woman's traditional... Be a gentleman. And then afterwards, she'll, like, bake him a cake, right? Hey, when he gets there, she's going to have a cake baked, right? Because that's old traditional female values. That is not a traditional... Oh, come on. That's cute. Yeah, you're making crap right now. Sweet little, you know, sweet little things like that. In the kitchen. After dinner, she's going to do the...
That's not a traditional first day rule for a woman. Who's to say he doesn't have to drive back home? Hello! The women's movement dictates that it's okay to say, no, I'd rather meet you there. Thanks. But you should offer them. Where are these rules? Where are they written down? I'd like to read them. After 9-11, all bets are off. Sky should have been a groomsman in your wedding. Oh, man. Right. I didn't want her to be. I love you. After all that driving, it's like Sky's lost in a circle. You never know what could happen. Oh, shot at Sky. Unnecessary. I'm not driving now. Unnecessary. You're the worst. This text says, do we throw our jackets on puddles, too? Oh, thank you. Actually. Oh, my. Babe. Are you joking? Sky. Whatever, Howard. What happened to going green?
Huh? Maybe the guy's just... That's what I just said, clown school. I said I wouldn't accept, but it's nice for you to come offer. I'm sure you wouldn't accept because you wouldn't want to go green. In that case, and driving 100 miles? Maybe the guy is green. If you are dead set on not... I'm not accepting. Why are we playing a game? Why are we playing a game? Because I want you to be a gentleman. But I am a gentleman. I'm opening a door. I'm paying for the check. I'm doing everything. We don't know that yet. This is the first conversation we've had about us. The first sign you're giving me is that you're not offering. Because I'm not offering something that you're not going to accept. That makes a lot of sense. Women are nuts. Thank you, honey. I love you, babe. I love you, too. Bye. Bye. Man, Eddie, you really worked up. Yeah. A little bit. Okay. It just doesn't make sense, man. It doesn't make sense. P1 Erica. I just wanted to say yes. Go ahead. You're on the air. I wanted to say that I wouldn't even go on the date if he didn't offer. Oh, good. I don't want to go out with you. See now? I'll tell you why. Perfect. This is perfect. Wouldn't even go out on the date if he didn't offer, you wouldn't go on the date. I'll tell you why. You're so impractical. I want to hear why.
If a man doesn't offer, he has no class. And when you go on a date... Oh, yeah. Get him in. I like you as well. I wish I was a lesbian because I like you so much. Hang on. All right. Let's ask some questions. And Erica, Erica, let's just walk through some stuff. Get her, Mike. And if we can get through this stuff, then I might even change my opinion if we can get through some stuff. I love this. Let's do it. All right. So let's say that I'm the guy and you and I are going to go out, Erica. Mm-hmm. And I... And I say, and it's the same situation, restaurants in Del Mar. And I live in Del Mar and you live in Vista, okay? Oh, wow. And I offer to come pick you up, okay? Yes. I just want you to follow along and I'll take you on this walk, all right? Wonderful. And so I come and I pick you up. And it goes really well. The date goes really well. Hey, Ashley, where's my romance bed? Give me my romance bed so I can make this really, I want this thing to really sizzle. I think I know what you mean. It's called romance. Well, I'm sure you brought some flowers. I did. I did. I brought flowers. And you know why I did? Because that's chivalrous and that's what we do. We're guys. That's what we're supposed to do. You're very beautiful. Thank you. That's right. Thank you very much. And Erica, how old are you, by the way? I'm 24. 24 years old. Okay. So things are going out. We're going to fast forward a couple of months, okay?
And things are going really well. And now I've asked you to be my girlfriend. And you accept. You accept on the grounds that I have behaved as a gentleman. And I have shown myself to be very classy. And we both seem to have these mutual feelings for each other. So now we are together in a committed relationship. And we're going to fast forward now about a year. Wow, you guys are moving. A year and four months. It's a year and four months. And we've been together now, boyfriend and girlfriend, for a year and four months, okay? Things are going really good. And so now I ask you to marry me. Okay, Erica? So now you and I are getting married. You said yes. Congratulations. You said yes because I'm a gentleman. I have proved myself to be a gentleman to you. So we are now getting married. I just want to make sure that a couple of things are going to be the deal now that we're getting married. You have a wonderful job, right? Yes. Except you're going to have to quit that job now. Whoa! And the reason that you're going to quit that job is because we're both people of traditional values. We both believe in traditional values. And as traditionalists, you don't work. You're a woman. You're going to stay home. And we're going to have children. And you're going to raise them. You make enough money to afford that? Of course I do. But she had a wonderful job that really...
seemed to fulfill her. But I'm going to ask her to leave that job. But she wanted children before you guys talked about that. Absolutely. She wanted children. We're both on the same page with children. But that college degree that you took four years to get, and by the way, that degree was in architecture. You can now be an architect. That's great. And I'm asking you, yeah, yeah, give that all up because we're both traditionalists. So you give it up and you're going to stay home and you're going to raise our kids. And also, honey, I do expect that when I get home every night, you're going to prepare our meals. You're going to iron my clothes. You're going to take them to the dry cleaner and pick them up every day. And I also wouldn't mind it if when I woke up in the morning, my clothes were laid out for me. You know, you do all the things that the woman is supposed to do. Are you willing to do this, Erica? No, I'm not, and I'll tell you why. Really? You're not? But I thought we were traditionalists. Well, she's going to tell you why. Completely. I'm realistic. Where's the cake, Mike? Yeah, where's the cake? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Eddie just hit it. Where's the cake? Let her tell you why. Wait, wait. Did you hear what she said? What? She said she's realistic. Oh, realistic. Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. Who says your word?
Those are your words verbatim, Eddie. Awesome. You're lame. I want this to be on our best of CD. This was a great moment. 20 years in radio, never have I seen rocks bigger than the ones on this woman. Let her explain. 20 years. Are you going to let her explain? The set on her. Oh, you know what I want to do? I want you to stay with us. I'm giving you a prize, by the way. I'm giving you a prize. Erica, don't go away. Don't go away. I want listeners to wait and hear this. We're going to take a break and come back and hear your explanation. In fact, I'm even going to give you a few minutes to well define that explanation. Yeah, think about it. Make it good. I don't know what we have as a prize, but I want to give her something because that was fantastic. Hang on the line, will you? Hang on, hang on. We'll get her explanation when we come back. That was an unbelievable moment. Sounds like you have whining little kids. This is... Hey, check this out. Did you know that a just-completed survey of AIS clients shows an average savings of $850 per year? Now, of course, prices vary depending on your needs, so it really pays to shop around, which is what AIS does for you. In fact, 92% of AIS clients renew year after year, which goes to show just how much money they're saving.
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Mikey, why do women want to be treated like a lady in this situation but want to be treated like a man at work and on payday? Isn't equal equal? And I'm not even saying that. I think that we should be chivalrous. I do. We want our man to treat us like a lady. They want the cake and they want to eat it too. Well, Erica's going to explain. Erica's going to explain why her and I are not getting married with her staying home, doing the laundry, doing all the things that a woman should do. I believe that the first... A date is something that's sort of set in tradition that a man should pick a woman up always. And the only thing about this situation is that I have a little problem with. When we went on our walk through our lives and marriage, I wouldn't have had you pick me up in Vista and go to a restaurant in Del Mar. Be sensible about it. I mean, we can meet in the middle somewhere. You're talking about after the fact, though, Erica.
You wanted to go to the restaurant in Del Mar. Let's not change the situation. Let's keep the situation the way that it is. The way the situation is, is I would have liked you to offer to pick me up in Vista. We could have gone to a restaurant somewhere close to my house. But we didn't decide that. Of course that's a great idea. In fact, in the future, that's what should happen. No doubt about it. But you're changing history. Let's keep it the way it is. the way history happened wouldn't have happened the way... Of course. That's like me saying to you, okay, we have a situation where a girl was on a date with a guy, and he said something she didn't like, and so she punched him in the face. Those are the facts. And you're saying to me, oh, but I never would have punched him in the face. Okay, I understand. I understand you never would have done it this way. But this is the way that it was done, and so given the situation... Okay. What would your choices be? And your answer to that was wouldn't even go out with the guy if he suggested it. I wouldn't go out with the guy if a man didn't offer to pick me up on a first date. Yeah, right. Yeah, but you still haven't explained to me why that traditional value is okay, but all the other traditional values that I explained to you after marriage, those were not good. Because, like you said before, we have...
We're in 2008. Things have changed. Times have changed. Nowadays, things are a lot more expensive. Well, yeah, no. I mean, that one, you know. Yes, Mike, you're right. It's 2008. And so as long as it fits into the things that are good for me, I'll agree with that. It's not a necessity. I believe that women have to work now. But I think we're missing the point here. I agree. A woman wants to go on men that have that in them, that can, you know, tap into that chivalrous. And seeing class. Yeah, yeah.
That offering to pick a woman up on a first date is an absolute must. Of course you can do that. Of course you can do that, Erica. But when it is so inconvenient and ridiculous, why would you do that? Why? His only mistake he made is he didn't make plans over by her. I'll tell you why he would do that. To make a good impression. You make a good impression by paying for the meal, opening the door, all those other things. Wait, wait, wait. So you make a good impression by picking a restaurant by you and then not? If they both agreed on that, then why is Samantha kind of bummed that he didn't offer to pick her up? Thank you, Ashley. Thank you. And so there you go. Do you want to know the answer? Do you want to know the answer? Do you want to know the answer? Do you want to know the answer? Do you want to know the answer? Do you want to know the answer? Ashley gets it. Because in Samantha's eyes, that is not the gentleman thing to do, to handle it that way. And that's her opinion. That's how she feels. You can't knock her for that. Hey, listen. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. That's what they've been doing. I'm going to take it a step further. I'm going to take it a step further. I'm going to take it a step further. I'm going to take it a step further. I'm going to say that the guy, let's say since we're like into coming up with different scenarios. Make-believe land. Let's say that he
asked her, you know, he asked her, so, you know, what Mexican places do you like? They're discussing the Mexican places. They both agree that they like a place in Del Mar. Okay? They both agree. Why would she have just said no? She is so good. No, I'm not going to go along with your walk anymore. Please, please, please. One more time. One more time. Just one more time, Erica, and I won't ask you again. No. Try it one more time. Just break off with them already. No, we love each other. We love each other. No. So Erica, we decide, we both agree that our favorite place is actually in Del Mar, okay? Right. Okay, and I go, hey, listen, I know you live in Vista, but how about I come pick you up for the first date? And you say, yeah, it's so sweet, blah, blah, blah, okay? You know what? I'm going to take it a step further. I say that guy hangs up the phone, calls his friends, and goes, dude, I'm not even sure I should go through with this date. And his bro goes, why? He goes, you know what?
I just offered and she like took me up on it. She actually took me up on it. What? What'd she do? Dude, she lives in Vista. I live in Del Mar. We both talked about places we like. We agree on a place in Del Mar. And to be a nice guy, I offered to go get her. And she didn't say to me, oh my goodness, that is so far. The price of gas, $100, 100 miles, I mean. No, no, no. I'm in on you, Mike. Sky likes it? Yeah. I definitely think that if a woman were to accept and it's, you know, it's so crazy. Erica would. It's so crazy. That laugh is a guilt laugh. Then it tells the guy something about a woman. It says that she's a bit high maintenance and he's going to have to decide if he's in on that or not. But to me, offering says gentlemen. So personally, I wouldn't accept. Why are we playing this game? Why do we got to play the game? Because I'm trying to figure you out. I don't know you. I'm looking for signals. Well, you'll find out how cool I am when we meet up at the place that you suggested. But your first impression has already turned me off because you didn't even offer. Good. Let's not go out. I don't like you. We're over. Okay. Can I say something, please? Go ahead. Don't offer anything you're not willing to follow through for.
Yeah, exactly. Not according to Sky, though. Sky says offer something that you don't even feel or mean. Say what you don't feel and what you don't mean. Part of being the gentleman is offering it and actually wanting to, if the woman accepts. Because, in my opinion, if a guy is really into this shit... You girls should get together and figure out what you want. Yeah. And they get back to us. Because we all want the exact same thing just because we have vaginas. You have these set rules. Make up your mind. Erica, let me ask if maybe this is what you mean. That you think it's a gentleman thing to do, and if he says it, then he should want to follow through with it. Because that's great car time to get to know the girl. And really, if you're interested in her, if you're interested in her, then you want to spend as much time... That's good.
Thank you. You can sync the cycle, you can sync the opinion. You know what I mean? We hung out with each other for two months and suddenly our opinions are the same. If I was the guy and I was crushing, I would be like, dude, I'll pick you up. I don't care where you are. That means we get to spend more time together. Every 28 days, we agree. I get to learn more about you. I'll drive wherever. Let me defend myself so you guys don't think I'm a total beating. You are too late. Well said. In other words, it's the same argument that a woman makes when she wants guys to read her mind all the other times of the year. our mind saying we don't want you to offer because it's going to be creepy. So you'll read our mind one way but not the other way? That's not a mind reader. That's a person trying to be courteous. And it's not courteous to pick someone up? It's putting them in a weird position where they got it. Now you're uncomfortable saying yeah, yeah, I want you to. You're reading our mind telling us it's a weird position. Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about with a weird position. He's a mind reader. You want us to be. We've never been in the car together. We don't know each other really.
That's a very long way to drive. I would expect a good man to be sensible. Give me a break. It's a restaurant that is very near to my house. I agree with that. We all agree. Oh, my goodness. You're beating. You're beating. You're beating. You're beating. You're beating. Sorry, I had to do it, Erica. It's okay. It's all right. You're the best. We love you. You're the best. Thank you. Thank you very much. You guys are great. Thank you, Erica. You're great. You're the best. Aw, thanks. We love you anyway. Oh, I love you guys, too. Thank you, bye. Stop it. I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. Oh, man. Please. Please. P1 Andrew? Yeah, what's up? I just want to state for the record, Andrew does not represent all men of San Diego County, but go ahead, Andrew. Yeah, I mean, I was driving home, and you guys talk about it, about the first date. Right. When we met, you know, we met at a restaurant. She lived closer than I do, you know, and four months into the relationship, she had to move back up to Essendito for some financial issues with her family. And so now when I go up there, you know, she kind of feels guilty and she gives me gas money. I kind of expect it. That's nice. So you let her pay for your gas? Yeah. Chivalry. Yeah, see, uh...
You can make the whole opposite direction. Rob, what are you going to say? This is a nice thing. Hey, take notes, guys. Listen, dude. Really? Listen, dude. A guy doesn't take notes. Hey, hey, hey, take notes. You know what? Today, you do something nice for her. You take her to Jack in the Box. That's right, dude. And you get her dinner on you. But you know they're getting those free tacos with the gasser's. Yeah? I didn't even know. I hope she likes tacos. You don't say, huh? You listening to this, Sarissa? Tacos for dinner. Thanks, Andrew. Man, that is brutal. I give up. That I would not do. That is going too far. Does that mean we win? You guys always do. You beat us up until we say, okay, whatever. Who cares? I accept. I know. Listen, after that conversation, I think after that conversation, it's only fitting that we put one out to all the ladies of the world. They don't deserve it, Mike. No, they don't. This number is 35253. Our phone number is 570-1053. When we come back, all the ladies he loves. He loves all kinds of ladies. Aphrodite. Okay, wait.
This is the Mikey Show. You've given everyone a great laugh and a great way to start my day, so we thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. How are you doing today? Mike, I would like to take you out to the 311 Snoop Dogg show. Where is it? And I'd like to pick you up. Where is it, though? It's at the Cricket Wireless Amphitheater. Don't worry, I'll meet you there. Oh, dude, you're a great guy. It would have been really inconvenient for me to drive all the way up to North County and then all the way back and then all the way up and then all the way back. Well, you know where the Cricket Wireless Amphitheater is. It's all the way over in Chula Vista, so it wouldn't make any sense. Thank you. I see what you guys are doing. It wouldn't make any sense.
appropriate time for that. This isn't the time or the place to do some sort of autopsy on a fish. That didn't make any sense. Sorry about that. Yeah, so what's the deal, Sky? What is Cricket Wireless doing for all the ladies of the world? Well, all the ladies and all the dudes of San Diego. All the dudes of the world. And his man pots too. So, like we've been telling you all week long, that Cricket is giving away tickets to the 311 Snoop Dogg concert this Friday. And today, you can go to the Cricket Wireless at Southcrest Park Plaza. That's 1490 South 43rd Street. I'll meet you there, Skye. Yeah. And you get a free pair of the 311 Snoop Dogg tickets. No, no, Eddie. Let me come get you. When you sign up for service. And drive you to Cricket at... 1490 South 43rd Street so that I can give you something. You know, pay for it. In this case, it's on cricket. And then do you the favor of ushering you all the way home. You get the tickets when you sign up for service or add a line to an existing account. Thank you. You're welcome. I would give you the website, but that's a woman's work. Hit it.
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Remember, AIS wants you as a customer for life. Hey, it's Mikey. Call AIS at 1-800-777-4AIS. Again, that's 1-800-777-4AIS. I'm going to tell you about BMW Encinitas. BMW, to me, is the coolest car company in the world. The coolest car company in the world. You know why? Because unlike the other car companies that have to answer to a parent company, they don't have to. They could design cars and do stuff with their cars independently. And that's not like fancy car talk. It just means that they don't have to answer to a parent company. I have to answer to a parent company, even here. So that's what's really cool about BMW. Those cars are special, man. You know how I talk about food and I say certain pesto, garlic is special. That's a BMW. They're special, man. If you've never driven one, right now is the time. They got the new one series that you can get into for $28,000. You can get into any of those three series right now. Go and check out those leases that they have. Now, on certain three series, you can get into a lease for $399. That's not much more than Boston Rob pays for his car. When he found that out, he wanted to bop himself in the head.
So all I'm telling you is go down to BMW Encinitas. They're located on Encinitas Boulevard just west of Camino. What is it, Sky? Camino Real. El Camino Real. I always forget the name of that street. I confuse it with Rancho Santa Fe. El Camino Real. It's because they rhyme. Listen to what the critics are saying about Wanted. is the heart-stopping extreme summer action movie of your dreams. It's scene for scene the most visually inventive, trailblazing film of its kind in light years. If no one ever told you that bullets fly straight, what would you do? Angelina Jolie has never looked hotter. James McAvoy simply rocks. And Morgan Freeman elevates Wanted to the next level. Are we going to bond now? Would you like to? Not since The Matrix has an action movie made you repeatedly sit up and go, Whoa, I've never seen that before. Wanted is simply one of the best action films ever. And Peter Travers of Rolling Stone says, I love it. Wanted is sexy and built to thrill. Be done lately. Wanted. Directed by Timur Beckman Bethoff. Rated R. Under 17. Not admitted without parent. In theaters tomorrow. Rock 105.3. Asshole to salt. Connection.
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Denise Richards says that her two young girls are now in therapy. Everybody's excited about soccer. So here we go. Germany beat Turkey to reach the finals of the Euro Cup. They're going to play the winner of the Spain versus Russia match. I was just on the Today Show. It's very now. So we've got a 27 of your 39 years. Do we have that right? Something in there. Yes. It opens July 2nd. Will Smith, Charlize Theron. And this guy. Nice to have you. Thank you for having me. Thanks a lot. Thank you very much. I wonder if they're going to talk to him in the studio. I hope that wasn't it. They just talked to him out on the street. They're like hanging out in the street. That's how they do the celebrity interviews now. They don't go inside? Are you kidding me? There has to be more to this. We came in halfway. I would be really disappointed. I'm a big fan of Jason Bateman. Big, big fan. Will Smith
He plays a do-gooder PR agent trying to help hand clean up his image. It's his new Will Smith movie. And you guys are going to go see it, right? Yep. Tonight. Tonight. Yeah. All together. I'm good. Thank you. You know, I understand that why you come out here. It's like a big cup of coffee. The energy out here. Good morning. Can we talk about this? Will Smith is the king of this weekend when it comes to the box office. How do you like swimming in these waters? Well, I feel very safe swimming next to him. He's done quite well, yeah. And he seems to have done it again. We just got back from kind of like a world tour and the responses there. And Craig would suggest paying full freight is when it's going to be worth it. Let's be honest. You're down? What's your thought when you're... Is this movie going to open as big as all of Will Smith's movies, Eddie? You know, I don't have a great feeling about this movie. Sky does. Oh, I'm so all about it. I don't have this like huge buzz going on. I'm not like...
Trying to see it. The only reason why I'm going is because Sky wanted to go and she wanted to hang out with my wife and I'm like, alright, there's nothing on TV tonight. When I saw the trailer for it, I thought there was a big part of me as I was watching the trailer that went, man, I think I've seen cooler stuff in Transformers. Like, I've seen cooler looking... Like now, every time I see action movie previews, I think of everything I see as tricks. And so I go, oh, I've seen a cooler trick than that. Have you seen the new trailer though? Mm-mm. Like, they released one just in the last couple days. Yeah, it's sort of a darker... I thought that was pretty good. Yeah, you're pretty good, Sean. Whoa! It's all... Sean. Best reaction ever. Eddie just said that you were really good, man. I really mean that. I really mean that. You're from a man's heart. What's the matter? I don't understand what's... Sean, he was talking to me. That was coming from that man's heart. That's what he's... I'm going to think about that. Okay, that's right. You're pretty dark and you're pretty good. You're pretty dark and good. I'll be right here. Yeah, Sean. Yeah, buddy. I think of those movies now as a dude on a motorcycle flipping upside down. How many times do you flip upside down? You got to do more stuff now. You got to flip upside down. You have to be able to groom a poodle while you're doing it. If you want to talk about flawed superheroes, let's talk about Tony Stark and his alcoholism. Let's talk about Wolverine's thirst for kill. We're not talking about flawed superheroes.
That's what the movie's about. I know, but that's not what we're talking about. We're talking about special effects. Yeah. Exactly. You just want to talk about... You just want to talk about... You said you're good. Okay. This is my son, Jake, identifying the radio station that we're on. Yes. He goes. He's saying Rock 105.3. We've got a few different kinds of things. Take two, and finally, take three. I prefer three. That was the best one. That was the best one. 105, we got to have just that 105. Can you isolate that 105.3? He's been working on that for a while. And he's also working on San Diego's Rock Station, but that one's a little... What is it, Everest? I know it. We're making them clean. There you go. Can you get him to say hit it? Yeah, dude. We got to get him to say hit it. We got to try to get him to say K-I-O-Z. Oh, forget it. I can't say K-I-O-Z.
Try to get him to go, Kiyos. Kiyos. Funny with that. I bet you we could get him to do that. Oh, my God. We got to get his drink. Go, Kiyos. So great. That's hysterical. Oh, that's funny. What else can we do? Kiyos. That's what we do. We just try to get him to say stuff now. Pretty funny. P1DDD. What's up? Hey, I made Bianca. You what? I made Bianca. You made Bianca? Yeah. You made Bianca the doll from Lars and the Real Girl? You better believe it, my man. What do you mean? What the heck? Wait, hold on a second. Hold the phone. I work at Abyss Creations, which is, we make real doll. And we're up there in San Marcos, and I've been there for like five years. Now, did you make the actual one for the movie? I made all four of the actual ones for the movie. There was four of them?
Yeah, well, because they had, you know, one that they were going to use for like the close-up shots. And then they had kind of like a garbage one that was just kind of like the one he's pulling out of the lake. Right, right. Nobody saw that one again. That was kind of trash after that. What was your actual job on the project? There's weight reduction cores inside the doll. And I make those and build the frame that's inside the doll. And I've actually been promoted since. I'm now finishing and coloring and doing all the coloring on the doll. But, yeah, that's what I do. What a trip. I have a question. Go ahead. In the scene where they're taking her makeup off, it confused me because I'm thinking, is it painted on? Like, is it actually possible to take the makeup off? Well, not typically when a customer buys a doll from us. They can't remove it. Okay, that's what I thought because she looked like a whore in the beginning. She needed a little less makeup. You're so judgmental. I know it. Bianca's a nice Christian girl, Sky.
makeup on in the fishnets. It was because she was on a long flight from Rio. When you do that, you know you're not going to be able to apply your makeup a bunch of times on the plane. We're going to judge people of how their culture is. As soon as she got to America, she realized it was a small town. Exactly. Small in the cargo bay under the plane. That's right. What did you think of the movie? I loved it. I thought it portrayed the doll in such a... light aspect. It wasn't anything that we had to, you know, oh man, you know, made the doll look good. Yeah, it was definitely a different take on what that doll's actual purpose was. Um, yeah, actually we had a guy come in who bought the actual Bianca doll from the movies. Really? Yeah, their dolls weren't anatomically correct just because they had no reason for them to be anatomically correct. So this guy buys the doll not knowing it's not anatomically correct and then it's like... Yeah, he was like, oh, wow. So Sean returned it. Oh, man. From your good to Sean returned it. And we made it anatomically correct for him, so. There you go. That was actually a couple weeks ago. All right. That's crazy. Everybody chillax. How cool are you? Thank you. You're welcome. Chillax.
I know Rob teaches you new cool words to use that he uses, but that is not one of them mics. That is. You should not use that anymore. It's from Lars and the Real Girl, Ash. It's a line from Lars and the Real Girl. Well, it's still not cool. It's one of my favorites. So Rob stole it? Yeah. Gosh, and claimed it as his own. That's right. That's what I did. That movie is one of my faves. What else has Ryan Gosling been in? Notebook. He was in Saved by the Bell. He was Zach. No. That's true. That's right. I think he's doing something on primetime now. That's right. NYPD Blue. Let's see. I think that Al Sharpton may have been outing Anderson Cooper yesterday and saying something really kind of weird at the same time. Cut five. I think Senator Obama's right. None of us leave our personal convictions or religious feelings at the door, but we also respect the fact that everyone doesn't have to have those same convictions in the public marketplace. So I may have some very conservative personal feelings, but I feel you have the right to live your life differently. I might think what you do, Anderson, is going to put you in hell.
But I'm going to defend your right to get there. So I think that that's where I differ with some of my other brothers. I'm going to try and keep you from going there. Well, I am too. But there's a difference in forcing them to heaven, Tony, and legislating them in heaven and converting them. Or leading them to heaven. Let me convert them, Tony. I appreciate both of your concerns about my afterlife. I'm personally not all that concerned, but that's a whole other discussion. Now, wait a minute. Hang on a second. For the very first time, I'm hearing it, and I'm thinking, maybe that wasn't a gay thing. I didn't take it that way. Yeah, okay, because that's the way. But then when he starts talking about converting them, who is he referring to? Yeah, when he says them, Sky's right. Who says that Anderson's a non-believer? I don't know. He's just saying it, I think. See, and that was what kind of had me talked into. It was like, oh, he's not a believer, but then you said that thing, them. Yeah, converting them. Them. Because in the beginning, I was with you. I was like, well, he could be talking about anything. Maybe Anderson has a potty mouth. I don't know. He's like, no, I mean the Fruit Loops. The Tootie Fruit is. You know, all you grape nuts. Yeah, I don't know. Either way, it was a weird thing to say. But the Reverend Al Sharpton, he's a strange dude. He says weird things. Anyone else is weird?
What? She caught you? Did she catch you? Rob's being a freak right now. Why is he being a freak? Because he's videotaping me without me knowing it. And I think that's kind of funny. Just so you know. Just so you know. Just so you know. And I don't appreciate this. Just leave him out there. Oh, Skye. Skye. You're a bad person. I backed you up this morning. Yeah. I just would like to know what's going on. It was on my suggestion. It was on my suggestion. Why? Well, Rob came in. Rob came in. Research. Rob came in and he goes, dude, if she looks in my studio and fixes her bangs one more time. All morning long. He goes, how many times do I have to stare at her fixing her bangs? And I go, dude, you have to kill me. I go, how often does she do it? He goes, dude, I'm not kidding you. A lot. He goes, she does it like all the time. He goes, I get it. You like your bangs. Okay. Bring it in here, Rob. I don't even realize I'm doing it. You didn't get any of it? No, no, no. Well, there's something. All right. I don't want to embarrass anyone, but I checked him off. There was two bang checks this break. She hit her pinnacle at the last break.
where there was like eight to ten, but she was doing something else this break where it kind of kept her occupied. So, like, this was not a good bang check. Well, did we get any bang checks? Yeah. I started recording in the commercials, though, so you got to let it go like three minutes in because we had to set it up. This is the worst. You know what the worst is? All morning long, you're looking over. Swoop, swoop. There's the radio effect. Swoop, swoop. You gotta understand something. Many of you may be thinking to yourselves right now. Many of you may be thinking to yourselves right now. He's overreacting. He's so dramatic. This is the end of two months of him sitting there seeing her do the thing. It's been more than two months. Ever since she's been in that studio. Dude, there's a window that separates us. But when she hits the lights right in her studio. It took three and a half years to get him here. When she gets the lights right in her studio, she can kind of see a reflection. I'm going to cut your bangs when you're sleeping. Is that what you do, Ash? She's trying to get his attention. He's like, yeah. What do you need? So 45 times a break, I get to watch her groom herself like some kind of wild animal. We get it. Your bangs are on your head and you love them.
Take an hour after the show and spend some time with them. Take them to lunch. You take them to Del Mar to the nice Mexican restaurant. You can pick them up and take them home after. I don't care. This is work time. No, you work and it's not work on your bangs time. That's later in the day. Wow. They do look good. They're dispersed perfectly evenly across my forehead. It's disgusting. On the radio, why do you care? Thank you. Vanity. No kidding, right? I can't help it. I'm so vain. I have to do it. Sorry. Stop staring at me and fixing your bangs. Rob, I smell a parody. I hate your bangs. We don't even need to do a parody. You probably think this freaking bangs are about you. Text us at 35253. What I'm wondering is if we have the ability to edit the video, because I want to edit the video so we can take out those first three minutes and then pop it on the website so that we... What, what, what? Sky thought you were going into break. I thought you were playing a music band, and so that's why I held the board up for you. And then it goes, no, we're not breaking Sky. It's the song for the parents. He's making a joke. Let me tell you what a trained animal I am. I didn't really know.
Because I literally, like, I'm one of Siegfried and Roy's tigers. As soon as she stuck that thing up, I was like, oh, it's time to jump. So I was like, I was going, I was going to break right now. Yeah, I heard the song. I thought there was a commercial with some music like we always do. So I had my finger on the button. So you went and break down. Yeah, good thing I'm not the president. I would have just nuked China. Oh, man. Sean, let me hear Jake saying Rock 105.3 again. He's doing a little yin and yang. Nice. That's right. Yes, he is. Mikey Show. What? He does Elmo. He can't do that. Go ahead. What did you say? I got a song parody idea for you for Rob. Please. She Bangs by Ricky Martin. There you go. How about that? Rob's not laughing. It's not fun for me. This is not fun. I've been traumatized. That is my life. It's so awful. I can't take it. That is a good Rob impression. That was perfect. I was dead on.
How about the song, it's You're So Vain, but it's Cut Those Bangs. Thank you. Cut those bangs. They've pretty much taken over everything. Your life. Well said. I'm going to keep working on it. You probably think that you can just sit there and do that. You could probably sit there and do that forever. Well said. I like it. Those are your bangs. This one's about the most beautiful girl. 5253 is our Tesla. First person to fax us right now. First person to fax us right now. Their driver's license and it is their birthday today. A table for four at Pamplemousse tonight. And you're responsible for booze and do the right thing with the waitress. Do the right thing. Do the right thing. 26, your lucky day. That's right.
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Today, you'd hardly recognize Lorena, the once shy native of Ecuador who barely spoke English, is a confident 39-year-old who works as a real estate agent and next month gets her hairdressing license. My substeam is a lot better than it was years ago. And, you know, I grew a lot. I learned to cope with this, you know, I cannot... have myself and you know with a blanket on top of my head and not to leave might as well go through you know in the mountains and forget about everybody and i have to make a choice so i just have to say hey i have to keep going this is my life and keep going she has lorraine is now a mother to two and a half year old olivia and in case you're wondering yes there is a man fiancee dave bellinger we've been together for 14 years and uh He's just wonderful. He's my best friend. Why can I say it? And he's a good father. Before, when I was married, when I was younger, I was just really naive and young. To Lorena's defense, she has not cut his penis off once in the entire 14 years. She has not done that one time. And yeah, this guy's right. I mean, you know what it is? Baby steps. And she's making progress. In her last relationship, she did.
And so, you know, this is a move in the right direction. Congratulations, Lorena. Let's see. Is Jessica Simpson going to continue to go to Cowboy games? Because they said that she was a jinx. Bad luck. She was bad luck. When she would go to the games, the Cowboys would lose. So will she keep going? Cut 10. I love Tony Romo. Yes. And you go home every Sunday. Is that true? To be with him and go back to Dallas? When the season comes around, I'm definitely going to be at the games. So are you, how do we put it? No matter what. Are you more close? I don't care what you say. Is it anything that you, I'm sure you're not going to tell us, but is it a closer relationship? Do we hear wedding, help me. I can't. I can't even go there. Well, you know where I'm going. You know, we're still together. We've been together for about seven months, seven to almost eight months now. And I don't really know about.
wedding bells, but I still love them and I'm still with them, so that's a good song. There you go. Okay. Have you heard him sing Take Me Out to the Ball? Good point. He doesn't sing it very good. He doesn't? I'm going to tell you that right now. He's not a very good singer when it comes to that. That was a tight spiral, though. Good ball player. Not much of a ball handler in terms of Extra points. Yeah. Doesn't do that anymore. Doesn't do that. They took him off that duty. Yeah. There was this one game. He doesn't like to be reminded of this. What? So when you're saying when you meet him. Yeah, you don't bring it up. You just know you don't bring it up. If you meet him for the very first time, you're not like, Tony, remember that time? Yeah, no. He doesn't like that. Remember when you guys had gone to the playoffs and then you didn't handle the ball and so then everybody thought you guys were going to win like you guys were supposed to win? Well, they should have. I mean, it was a chip shot. Yeah. And then remember you were like.
He doesn't like that. That's weird. I did that to Jim Kelly one time, and I didn't even mean to. You know? You're the best. She's in the Hall of Fame. Yeah. I didn't. I didn't mean to. I didn't. Well, first of all, it was in context. We were at the draft. Yeah. And so I said, so I met him. And so I go, huh? I said, and? So we're at the draft, and I go, Jim, what team were you drafting by? And he goes, and this wasn't on the air or anything. Like, I just met him. And he goes, you know what the deal is with that. Like, oh, mad. And I didn't know. He thought I was being a jerk. He decided that he was going to, like, and a lot of people at the time thought that he was a real jerk for it. That he was going to pass on the NFL. And he was going to go for the big money in the USFL. And so he did. So he did.
And I didn't know that. So what did you say? Like, how did you recover? I said, honestly, I really didn't know. And he goes, sure you didn't. He goes, no, I'm really dumb. I go, honestly, I am a stupid person. I didn't know. He was really, he thought I was a jerk. He's like, you still live in Brentwood? Yeah. I don't. Why not? It's beautiful there. You know why I don't live there anymore. Honestly, OJ, I don't. I don't. Because I killed a couple people in... You know what? Get out of here. Allegedly. Allegedly. Tell me if you guys think OJ sounds different. Oh, yeah. This is audio of OJ Simpson in Fargo, North Dakota. Fargo. Radio host Don Haney asks him if he thinks he'll go to jail. Cut 16. What's going to happen with the Las Vegas stuff? You think you're going to go to jail? You think you're going to serve some time? I mean, I know it's hard to say what the court's going to do or the jury's going to be. Well, I believe in juries. I believe the fact that everybody involved in that case, including the two victims, including the two alleged victims, it made it clear they don't think I should go to jail. The two guys who...
I had my stuff that was selling it. They realized that it was my stuff. And their friend that gave it to them lied to them. Stole it from me. I never sold it. First of all, like, what's the atmosphere? Like, where are they? Do you hear people shouting things? Killer convention? Does he sound different? He sounds like he has a cold or something. Is that what he is? Very congested. I don't know why this makes such a point for you. I got a little blood on my nose. It's my own. I can't bloody know. At least I think it's my own. I think, yeah. Oh, you're okay. Test it. Do the DNA. Yeah. Oh, you know better than that. I don't know if it's my bloopers. Better test it. I understood that. I don't understand. Who even got all that stuff? Who knows about science anyway? Yeah. Yeah, it's all, it's all hooey. It's a bunch of hooey. It's a bunch of voodoo. Yeah. Yeah, David Copperfield doesn't even get it.
Oh, look, who's the killer? Not me. Yeah. It's all Danny Gantz stuff. Yeah, man. Danny Gantz, the best entertainer in Vegas, and he couldn't even figure it out. He was scratching his head like, I don't know, OJ. Yeah, he's like, OJ, I don't even get it. That's Danny Gantz. That's Danny Gantz. That's the best entertainer in Las Vegas. Yeah, you said that already, OJ. I went to the Penn and Killer show, but that wasn't as good. What did you do? Penn and Teller. It's not the Penn and Keller show, bro. What? It's the Penn and Teller show. Oh, I saw a different show. I saw the Helen Keller show. You see that show? You did? I went to Siegfried and Chop. That doesn't even rhyme, right? Like anything, OJ. Not only that, Siegfried and Roy ain't even around, man. That's another great point. No, that's why I saw Siegfried and Chop. Second point. Figure it out. Oh, really? Speak my language. What is Siegfried and Chop? Well, it's a show where they make people's heads disappear. It was wonderful. Two thumbs up. Is that right over the top? It's a Siegfried and Chop show. Yeah, it's good. Dude.
Yo, what's up? I was just saying, man. They got to give me a break from now on, man. I got a cold. Yeah. Do you hear how I sound? Gosh. I'll take a Kleenex and an acquittal. Please. Call me in the morning. That's right. That's our friend OJ. I think that Christina Aguilera, even Aguilera, Christina Aguilera even talks nice. Speaking for us. I don't like this. Jason Bateman. She even talks now. I'm just saying, she has a nice speaker. J-I-S-S-I-N-G. C-P-R. All right. That's all for people in the room. Join the P1 Text Army. Text Mikey to 35253. Standard rates apply. It's the P1 Text Army. Waves of fun in not-soaked city water. From 70-foot drops to a family fun house. Soak City in San Diego. So come on.
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Give yourself some extra time if you're heading out of town up in that direction. Otherwise, enjoy the ride here in town. The portal waits still just an hour at San Ysidro. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. From the Cricket Wireless Studios, this is the home of IOZ. Mikey's show continues featuring Mikey. The host of the show is a freak show. Eddie. I shower at night. Sean. Well, you know what? I'm a nonconformist. Boston Rob. Nothing in my life. Ashley. Here, my food with you. The Mikey Show's on. I hear you, buddy. Rock 105.3. That is magical. Beautiful. A little breakfast. Yeah. That's really good. There's 920. We Ahas will be hosting a qualifying round of the U.S. Air Guitar Championships tomorrow night. I don't waste my time with air guitar. What are you talking about? All right, bro, I play air bass. Air bass. All right, there's not a lot of us in the world. You know what? That's why you appreciate it. Yeah, it's good, man.
There's a million air guitars. I could do air tambourine. It's really good. Air triangle. What are those things? Wind chimes. Do the chimes. Air chimes. Beat that. Beat that, viejas. You don't need to go after viejas. They're just hosting the thing. This guy's got a list. What do I got? According to Traveler's Digest.com. The cities with the hottest women. In the world. Oh, in the world. San Diego, baby. 619. What up? I would say that San Diego is in the top. In the world? It has to be in the top ten. And if I'm saying this with my heart, I'd say top five. But I know for certain it's in the top ten. You'd be wrong. It's not in the top ten. You're a jerk. I don't mean to. Why do you hate San Diego women? Travelers Digest. Travelers Digest dot com. Get out, Mike. Brazil. Rio de Janeiro. Dallas, Texas. Is Dallas, Texas on there? No. Is there any U.S. cities? There's one. If Dallas, Texas isn't on there, the list is flawed. You ever take a look at the women from Dallas? You ever been there before?
They're classy, okay? Okay, they're classy. Ashley got it. It's Los Angeles. They say that all the beautiful people from the United States flock to Los Angeles. All women are beautiful regardless, okay? They're a bunch of pigs. You don't have to put it that way, bro. It's tasteless. I love them. You don't love them, bro. Yeah, dude, I do. Bunch of pigs. That's no way to talk about a lady, bro. Don't see. You just spit in my car, dude. What's the matter? You raising a barn? Yeah, dude. Actually, I was. Okay. I forgot, dude. Yeah, dude. Are you going to make fun of me again? No. I forgot you were actually raised in... My boy was actually raised inside of a barn. I'm sorry, all right? I wouldn't try to make fun... It's continually spitting in my being. Dude, I can't get it off my tongue, dude, all right? Yeah, but every time you do, you're putting spittle all over the... Knock it off, bro. What's that, dude? Bro. Talking. That's the most beautiful girl in the world, dude. Oh, really, dude? That's Ashley. Yeah, dude. Kid will kill that.
You do? She's like a sculpture, okay? Sculpture of a pig. No, dude. You don't talk about Ashley that way. She's a beautiful girl. Beautiful lady of the world. She's got a boyfriend? Yes, she does, bro. She's taken, okay? You can't have what another man has, all right? But you'll take it, right? That's right, but my name's Mark Bowman, right? Yeah, dude, you're so cool. Well, he does drive a BMW. Oh, great. So what? My Saturn, isn't that good? It's a Ford Escape, bro. It's a Ford Escape, and it's a great ride, bro. It's a great ride. It's great, dude. It's a company car. It's not even mine. I don't even own it. It's okay, bro. You know, one day you will own a Ford Escape, okay? Is that the deal? I can't get a BMW. Hey, listen. Listen. Dude, you just spit in my car. That time I did it on purpose. It was a big one. Hey, put your tennis shoes on, bro. Why, dude? Because that's rude. We're driving around in a car. You got your shoes off. It's disgusting, bro. Have some class. Have some class. I clean, dude. I wear socks. Your feet smell, bro. Ew. As soon as your breath, I don't say nothing about that. Don't get personal, dude. You know, I love you. That's great, dude. I love Ashley. How about that? That clown of a boyfriend of hers, dude. Hey, man.
Don't be talking about my man like that. You'd like, you'd like. I like you, dude. Did he go to college? Did that guy go to college? Where'd he go to college? What does that matter, dude? Did he go to the University of Texas? Oh, dude, yeah. Was he a Longhorn? Whatever, four years. He was a Longhorn. He was so cool. He was a Longhorn. That's all I'm asking. Yeah, dude, I went to Holy Cross, all right? It's a great school, dude. You got a great gymnastics program, all right? You got a great gymnastics program. You know that. You know that, dude. Knock it. Yeah, dude, it got cancer. They canceled the gymnastics. That's a shame, bro. Thanks for bringing it up. That's a shame. We were going to go all the way this year. What does that mean, bro? Is the balance being your best? Are you going to go to the gymnastics Super Bowl or what are you going to do? Are we making fun of you? No, dude. I'm just asking the question. You said you were going all the way. It's not true. You guys also have a dynamic drama program, right? And you know it, bro. You know that. I couldn't get in. That's great. Thanks, dude. All that matters is that you're in the dance. That's all that matters, bro. All right, you try it out. You gave your best shot. You did that scene. It was really good. That's great. You tell me how the Rose Bowl is, all right? Don't knock it just because the Longhorns go to the Rose Bowl. No, dude, every year it's great. You guys are the best. I get it. I'm going to get you tickets to the Cotton Bowl this year. How do you feel? You don't need to do nothing for me, all right? I'm going to do it because you're my boy. You're my boy. All right, I'll take it.
P1 Amy is on the line. Amy, go ahead. I'm going to try to find a clip from this show called Inside American Jail on True TV. They pretty much show people being processed and put into jail. Well, they had one episode in Las Vegas where they show O.J. Simpson being processed, put into jail, and he walks in with a nice bright orange jump shoe, bright blue jump shoe, bright orange socks, walks into the jail area and goes, I'm back. Really? Yeah, it's on your TV. It's called Inside American Jail. I swear to you. Face tube it. It's great. Yeah, get on the face tube. Buffer it up. Go to the space space. MPEG. Yeah. Lock it up. Sean, see if you can get a PT3 on that. Put that on the. That was wonderful. You can see the camera crews, him walking in. He's all nice talking and just joking around.
gets in the whole fun jumpsuit, and it's absolutely priceless. That sounds weird. He sounds strange. Hey, thank you for the call, Amy. I appreciate it. We have a winner. Oh, wow. We have a winner for Pample Moose tonight. The moose. Table for Fort the Moose. And it's Robert Murray. Congratulations, Robert Murray. You are going to be going to Pample Moose. It's restaurant week this week. And so we're going to send you. So good. And you can take three of your friends with you, so it should be really cool. Hey, Rob, let's try to get the person on the line that went last night, too. Will do. Talk to that person. Do you want to know the cities with the hottest women? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's take a guess. Oh, yeah. Let's take a guess. Somewhere in Czechoslovakia. Czechoslovakia. Barcelona. Barcelona. Barcelona. And in Paris. Barcelona. No. Paris. No. London. No. Honolulu. London. I already said that. Serbia.
No. New York, obviously. New York. Some place in Spain. I said Barcelona. Tokyo. Don't scream at me. It's unnecessary. Madrid. Beijing. How about your face? That's not a city. Tucson. Tucson. We already covered the one city in the United States. There's only one? LA. LA was it? I heard they got hot chicks here. Quebec. Toronto. She's giving you that. You're getting closer. Calgary, Vancouver. Starts with an M. Manitoba. Montreal. Well, Moscow actually is on the... Yes, and Montreal. I win. Moscow's number six. They say there's a lot of tall women with blonde hair and blue eyes, and they're very friendly. In Montreal, there's a lot of smart women who have great fashion sense, and they all speak French, which is really sexy. Blake Havasu on the list? Mike.
Oh, no, I didn't. No, don't. Namibia. I didn't say males. Wow. I said ladies. Johannesburg. Come on. Italy. Ooh, places in Italy, Venice. Sydney. Brisbane. Florence. Come on. Perth. Did you hear Perth? I heard it. It's not on the list. Queensland. Austin. Yes, Ashley. Amsterdam is number 10. There's a lot of constitutes there. Trendy. They're very cool, fun, and friendly. Did Ashley just say... I've been there before, Mike. I thought. She's right. It's legal. Yeah. That was all I saw because I was in the red light district. Yeah, you were. They were actually very good looking. I was surprised. I was trying to buy heroin. I was looking to pick up a shift. Shawnee has the OJ cut.
You guys want to hear it? That was quick. No, we'll get back to this list because I want to think about it. Amphibians. Let me hear the OJ clip. Wow. Thanks for the suggestion, lady. Oh, I know Berlin. Oh. Did you hear Berlin? I heard it. Munich. Minneapolis, St. Paul. Oh. Sweden. Hello. Area. Yeah, what about that city? Area of Sweden. City of Sweden. Area of Sweden. Maybe you mean Stockholm? I do. That's what I actually mean. Neverland Ranch. Stockholm is the number one city with the hottest women. You didn't say Stockholm. They say when you walk into a 7-Eleven, you swear. That's Michael Jackson. Hey, Michael Jackson. What's up? Hey, Michael. Not too much. I was wondering if I could play. Yeah, go for it. Where do you think the hottest women are? Atlantis. That's a fake place. It doesn't matter. What about Sherwood Forest? Again, you're making up places. No, it's a real place. That's where Robin Hood lives. Yeah, but Robin Hood is a fictional character. Come on, Michael, focus. What about Rivendell? You've never met a woman, have you? You're not. Oh, I've met him. Yeah. One of my masseuses was a woman. What do you think about that? I thought she was beautiful. Really? Yeah, but I ate her alive. Okay. Michael Jackson. Okay.
That's weird. So they say the women in Stockholm. And where does Sean's mom live? I don't know. That might be one of the places. United States, bro. You know she lives in the U.S. and you've already named the one U.S. place. I don't know that I'm saying anything wrong here. I don't know that I'm saying. Oh, look at Sean has turned the camera. Why did he do that? Oh, Sean's pissed. Can he answer with an address? So the women in Stockholm may say. When you walk into a 7-Eleven, it's like you walked onto a modeling set. They're super friendly, extremely educated, and they all speak English. Naboo. Naboo. Naboo. Naboo. Did you hear Naboo? I heard Naboo. Oh, yeah. Seti Alpha 5? Seti Alpha 5. Seti Alpha 5. Yes. Sean, what's the episode called that you cried over? The Star Trek episode that made you cry? I Am Gay. No, Eddie. It was not called I Am Gay. I am gay. It wasn't. It was not called that. That is weird. What was it called, Shawnee? No, it was called I am gay. Eddie's the odd one right now. I love it. There you go, buddy. Proof is in the pudding. Sean, stop it. No, you do not do that. Come on. Yeah, Sean, don't do this. Eddie. No, please. Stop it. Don't. Stop. Tell us that episode you weeped at. No. Stop it. Like a lady.
Okay. Tell us. Please, buddy. Oh, no. Sean. Oh, yeah, right. Mike, come on. What was it called? Good luck. Sean is so checked out. Like, you are sure. He's got to screw loose, man. That guy does, man. Man, I saw that they have, like, you know, a bunch of episodes of Star Trek. And he's giving them breaks. He's really on one right now. Man. So. You better apologize. Honest women. No, you better apologize to Sean. For what? What did I do? You've obviously upset him. Look, he's turned his camera. Why? Why is he upset? Is he watching that episode? Great. We almost had him back. Okay, Eddie. 35253. When we come back, we're going to have the results of the swabs that we took of the studio. Oh, no. Remember we swabbed the studio the other day? And we're going to tell you what we found next. This is The Mikey Show. Hey.
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It is 941. Jack in the Box is giving away two free tacos today with a gas receipt. The NBA draft is tonight, ladies and gentlemen. Chicago has the number one pick. We'll probably take Memphis' Derrick Rose. Speaking of that, there's probably not going to be any more To Catch a Predator. Sky? Well, I don't know if you guys remember, but there was a lawsuit against NBC for To Catch a Predator. Because this one guy was on the show and they said that he was talking bad stuff with a 13-year-old boy online. And it became an episode. And afterwards, I guess he was so depressed that he killed himself. So his sister sued NBC for $105 million, saying that basically the show drove her brother to kill himself.
NBC just settled out of court for an undisclosed amount with them, and they aren't specifically saying we won't do any new To Catch a Predator, but they said the last one aired in December, and now they're turning their focus on investigations dealing with national security and the economy. Really? I guess there's too much liability with them, you know, basically kind of entrapping people and, you know, getting into the law enforcement. I always thought when they were doing it, I always thought, man, how do they get away with filming people they don't know, blah, blah, blah. I mean, it's an awesome thing. I'm glad they're doing it and everything. I just always wondered, like, legally, how'd they get away with it? Yeah, so I don't think we'll be seeing any more of those. Chad is on the line, and Chad went to Pample Moose last night. Chad, how are you? Hey, Chad! What's up, bro? Hey, how's it going? Good, good, man. Awesome, thank you so much. Yeah, what was it like, man? Actually, this isn't Chad, this is Sean O'Hara. Danielle Cleaver is going through a messy divorce, and I'm her boyfriend. But we had a great time. Went with her parents and everything, and it was good. It brought her, cheered her up a little bit. Okay, so you're Danielle's boyfriend. And she's actually in the middle of a divorce. Wow. So we gave her a dinner for her wedding anniversary that she's in the middle of a divorce for. Yeah, and her parents are able to join us. Can I ask something? Why, when I called and said, hey, Chad, you went, what's up? Every time.
done. I was taken aback. I'm not used to people using that name. Well, I feel duped. It was so weird because, you know, Rob comes in and he's like, I go, let's get the guy. And he goes, I just talked to him and he sounded real weird like he didn't want to come on the air or something. It all makes sense now. Yeah, it makes sense. Because we tried to give away something for a wedding anniversary. This is one of those situations where I wish he would have fooled me. Yeah, I wish he would have fooled me too. I wish he would have made me believe that he was Chad. I'm enjoying the awkwardness. Oh, this is so uncomfortable right now. Yeah, not awesome. Well, how was the food? It's awesome. We had the Kobe beef just like you recommended. Great dessert. Yep. It was good for us. It brought her up a little bit. It's a pretty sticky thing. Well, that's a nice thing. I don't get it. And you guys brought Chad with you? Eddie, you're making it worse. You're just trying to make it worse. Yeah, so Ashley, the deal is, is you know how we gave it away, somebody on their anniversary? Yeah. Well, she's going through a divorce. So she took her boyfriend. So the wedding certificate she sent us with the anniversary was for the guy she's divorcing. Correct. Well, yeah, and that's why it's awkward now. That's why I have that look on my face right now. Now, why he...
Why he thought he had to tell me about it. Yeah, we want to tell him. Until he got on the air, by the way. Not off the air. Why not off the air, though? Why didn't you tell Rob what was going on? It's a bad cell phone. Why not tell Rob? I didn't want to lie to you guys. No, I totally get it, bro. I totally get it. Why not tell Rob off the air? Why did you wait until you were on the air to spring that? I actually tried to, and then he put me on hold. Well, listen. Congratulations. The food is great and I'm glad you had a good time. I'm glad it brought up our spirits. Yes, we're glad that it brought her spirits up during this time of divorce. Yeah, thanks a lot. We need to go there and bring our spirits up. Can we have a table for seven? That was awesome.
That goes into the weird category. If you're filing it, where's W? Weird. Oh, here's weird. Put that in there. So when we announced it yesterday and you're like, anybody with a wedding anniversary today, fast over. She's like, oh, I have one. You know, well, I'm getting a divorce, but yeah. But I have the certificate, so hey. I'll take my boyfriend. I had the certificate out because it's part of my divorce paperwork. Yeah. Right? I was at my lawyers. That's why hers was first. Right there. It's like this. It's like you go, it's Father's Day. Take your dad. We'll send you. And then this guy gets on. He's like, I'm not actually her dad. Her dad actually tried to kill her. And so she killed him, you know, because she was trying to kill. So she killed him in self-defense. But anyway, Kobe Beef Burger was delicious. Delicious. It was really great. It really lifted her spirits up. After all, you know, she was almost murdered. Oh, my God. That was so weird. That was great. That was so strange. I thought he was acting weird. Yeah. Yeah. I told you. It's all making sense like I'm Sherlock Holmes over here. What are you up to, fella? Man, that threw me. Oh, boy. Holy mackerel. Wow. Weird. That makes 20,000 of us. Yeah. Well, just a strange situation. Well, let's hope that it was really that dude's birthday today. Yeah. Right.
He's like, it wasn't really my birthday. It's the identity I stole. It's actually an identity that I stole. It's my dead brother. But the Kobe beef was delicious. But the truffle fries are second to none. Wait a minute, wait a minute. I'm just getting another part of it right now. I'm like, I'm getting, I want my spirits lifted from this divorce. Hey mom and dad, you guys want to come too? With my new boyfriend. It's just all so odd. I hope they at least tip the waiter. Do the right thing. And do the right thing. Oh my gosh, that was great. Sky. I know. If that was Jeff and Jared, dude, if that you know.
It would be the most romantic anniversary ever. It would be the sweetest story ever told on the radio, in the history of radio. The world took me there. So, how was dinner last night? Just tell us, when you first fell in love with each other, and last night we were looking at each other's eyes, what was that like, that moment where you looked in her so much? This guy's so right. Only us. Sky, what is on Barack Obama's iPod? Oh, you've been dying to know, haven't you? Yes, I have. I'll say what it is. I know what's on there. It's going to be like the lamest, most boring. It'll be like Beach Boys. A flip-flop from the Beach Boys. The Koran. Yes, the Koran. Is the Koran an audiobook?
It's not an audio book? No, it's not. It's shocking. Beach Boys. Frank Sinatra. Frank Sinatra. What? The Beatles. P.O.D. What's on there? Well, he says he has very eclectic taste. So some of the favorites on there are... King Crimson. Cat Stevens. N.W.A. Bob Dylan. Rolling Stones. Elton John. Stevie Wonder. Earth, Wind, and Fire, Sheryl Crow, Bruce Springsteen. He also says that he likes Russell Simmons, Jay-Z, and Ludacris, but he is concerned by the misogyny in some of the lyrics. Some of the misogyny and materialism. So he listens to it, but he would never let his daughters listen to it. Yeah, you're so concerned. Skye. What's up? Don't you think that sounds insincere? What do you mean?
I'm troubled by it, but I listen to it. Just say that, then. You're at least honest. That's what he said. He says, I think I listen to it, but I'm troubled by it, and I won't let my daughters listen to it. I just realized, no, you're not being honest about it, either. You're not troubled by it, either. I don't care for it. I wish it wasn't there. But you jam out to it all the time. Well, not all the time, but yeah. Skye, it does not bother you. Like, when you listen to it, you don't go, wow, I don't really like the social commentary happening right now. No. Some lyrics. Come on. He talks about putting a gat in your mouth. Yeah, I don't care for that. I am writing ludicrous. Dear Ludicrous. Well, that one's the Snoop Dogg. How dare you. Yeah, Snoopaloop. Dear Snoopy. How dare you. But, good jam. The beats are sick. So are you, you monster. Sign Sky. Regards, Sky. With love. This is a funny riff. I'm with this one. You were even playing along with it. We're all playing. In his care. Let's see. I think we've said it all. Oh yeah, where's the swabs, dude?
Right here. I'm sitting here looking at a guy with purple latex gloves on. I'm like, all right, we'll see you later. Where's the stuff? You got it? You got the results of us swapping the studio? They're all right here in all their disgusting glory. What do you mean, disgusting glory? Like, did they do something? Like, I don't know what happens. They're pretty foul. Like, one's real bad. Like, you have to look at them. They're just different. Can you bring it over here and explain? We should take pictures of each one. Yeah, well, in case you weren't listening, we... swabbed the studio's control board. And then we had like an actual chemistry set that tests for bacteria. Petri dishes. Bring it over. Let the bacteria grow for a couple days and we'll see what we're working with. That's the phone receiver. Put it down right here. Like each little dot on there is going to be a different colony. So it's going to be like a different type of nasty. So, like, there's one, two, and then those little ones, give them a couple more days, they'll be up there. So, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. So, there's ten different types of nastiness on the telephone receiver. I'm going to vomit. Let me see another one. Can I sit this one out? Sean, we're going to take pictures. I'm not kidding. I would like to go to the restroom. I cannot believe that that came off of our control board. Can I go? Seriously. No, Sean, we need sound effects.
What is this one? The plastic, like right here on the console. It's not too bad. It's not nearly as bad as the phone. Was the phone the worst? No, not even close. Okay, don't tell me what it was. There's eight or nine little ones. They're like little spores. Shut your mouth. That was the plastic buttons that we all touch. Go ahead. Let's move on to the next one. This is from Rob's teeth. This is the wood grain. What is that? The wood grain. Dude. That is gross. That's the trim on the outside. That is disgusting. Eddie. Does it break down what each one is? Does it break down what each one is? No. It looks like someone... You know when you have bronchitis and you cough? Yeah. Yeah. That's what it looks like. Oh, no way. Yep. Yeah. So you don't know which spores are which? No. We're not scientists, Sean. Yeah. I can't do that. What is this? This would be the mouse that Mike touches probably 50 times a day. The mouse? Yeah. Oh, those little guys. Little spores. Looks like white wax.
It's not that bad. There's, like, 15 little gnats in there. But, I mean, Mike's hand is on the mouse, and then he, like, touches his face. Probably all rice and beans. Yeah, and then he eats his burrito. Did you just say it's probably all rice and beans? That is the most racist thing you've ever said to me. Ever. Ever. What is this? That was a good one. This is the bones right here. Oh, come on. Your Mexicanness is what defines you. That has some big ones on there. Monster. Big nasty. It's got like fungus on it. And it's like probably 15 to 20 of a small. So you touch that and then touch your eyes. No, I touch that and then eat ribs. They absolutely can't. The last one, it's the really nasty one. What is this one? Tell me where it's from first. The mic button. The microphone button. Shut your mouth. Wait, the slider. He did both. But which one's that? He did both on the same culture. I did? Yeah. Okay. So it's the mic.
Yeah, it's the microphone. The one that he touches almost more than the mouse. Dude, no way. It's not like little dots. No, it's fur. The whole thing has like a coating of fur. Like all the other ones are like dots. No way, Jose. That's, close that up. I don't want that in my mouth. Dude. That's the microphone? Like that one that you talk into? No, the buttons for it. Oh, the button that you turn it on. The button that you turn it on with. And the levels. Dude. Oh, that's foul. That is turning me into a germaphobe. That's foul. Dude, that's scary. That's not right. You see what I'm talking about now? Not right, Mark. You laughing at me now? That should be illegal. I'm not, Sean. I apologize for every joke I've ever made. Thank you. The Petri dish needs to shave. Ashley, come here and look. Ridiculous. Come look. I refuse. Because you will not believe your eyes. Because seriously, like, I can't. Yeah, we should do your studio. No, because my studio... Sean just saw it on the camera. I can't do it. You should have seen his face. Did you see it, Sean? Yes, knock it off. Look at that. Seriously, this isn't cool anymore. That's unbelievable. That's like a little creature. We work in that environment. That's what I'm talking about. It's going in your eyes. But we don't even know what that is, though. We don't know what that is. I'm sure that's healthy.
It's going everywhere on you, and you're taking it home, and you're giving it to your kids, your wives, everything. Oh, my God. Sean, it's penicillin. Calm down. Sean, shut up. Yeah, Sean, these things actually save lives. These things save lives. Stupid townie. We'll take pictures of them. He's not a townie. He is a townie. He's a filthy one at that. That is crazy. Okay. I'm going to take a break. I don't want to touch the mouse now. Give me one of those. Give me one of those. Not one you touched. You've got to have antiseptic wipes in there. It's not a big deal. It's a big deal. It's no big deal. Shut up, Eddie. It is a big deal. Knock it off. I want us to... Let me see that. Thank you. This is not funny. I feel sick right now. I want Clear Channel. When we come into the studio each day, I want to unzip the studio each day so it's a fresh studio. Can we go show that to Shawna? She's sick today. I wonder why. Hello? Who's the man? Mikey? Hello? Never called in before, but I love your show and you guys rock. Oh, that's awesome.
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Hey, what's up, dude? It's Sanjaya. What's going on, Sanjaya? What's up, bro? Hey, man, I just wanted to say that I won some tickets, you know, from that tone depth. Right. And I'm not going to be able to go, dude, because my kids are going out of town, and I want to see them before they leave, so I just want to give them up to whoever wants them. Well, have you already picked them up? No, not yet. Okay. I just won them today, so. Oh, well, then we got an extra set. Yeah. What's it for? Awesome! What's that? What is it for? What'd you win? It was Snoop Dogg and 311. Oh, dude. Wow. Giving that up, bro. You're crazy, man. Can I have that? Be crazy, bro. Would that be okay? That's crazy. Bring your kids. Okay. Well, then I'll give them away to the first person that wants them. All right, brother. Thank you, Sanjaya. Later, dude. Peace, love, and chicken grease, man. Mikey Show, who's this? Hey, this is P1 Trailer Parkmark. Hey, man, do you want to go to that Snoop Dogg 311? Yeah, absolutely. Okay. Well, Sanjaya just gave his tickets up, so hang on the line. Excellent. Righteous. You got it. Righteous. Righteous. Mikey Show. Hey, this is P1 Daniel from Fresno State. What's up? Hey, go Bulldogs! I'm calling to celebrate the greatest Cinderella story NCAA has ever seen. What's that? I am on my way to the airport. I'm going to Fresno tonight. Yeah! Eddie. Hey, dude, you ever go to that Blackbeards?
Yeah, it's all right. Yeah, dude, Blackbeard's was fun, man. What is he doing? I know, but Blackbeard's has the water slide, bro. He's locked when you go down his own. Whatever. You're just trying to show off to all your Fresno friends. Hey, did you ever go to Clovis? Shut up. Oh, there you go, bro. What's up? Shout out. All right. We don't need any more of this. What is he doing? It's ridiculous. Showing off. Do we have Fresno friends? I don't know. I know. It's not making cool. Let's take Bakersfield's calls now, so... Mikey Show. All right, thank you very much. That's it. That's the last one. Mikey Show. Yeah, how you doing? This is P1 Podcast. What's up? I was just going to say, I wonder, what are the chances of me being able to come in tomorrow morning and watch you guys? I've been listening for four years. I can never get on P1 Trivia. You got to get on P1 Trivia, man. Otherwise, it's kind of... Free for all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, if we do that, then we got to do it for everybody. You know what I mean? Definitely, that's fair. Yeah. You can do it. All right, brother. Thanks. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey, it's T1 Matt from Fallbrook, bro. Hey, Matt. Hey, don't you guys ever clean your studio? Gross. No. Why not? It's not our job. Well, we have a cleaning group. Somebody's going to get a disease and die. What do you do for a living, Matt? I'm an instruction worker. I do Fallbrook. I do Kyle. You do tile? Yeah, we remodel bathrooms and kitchens. It's Father Bath and Kitchen. Oh, yeah, plug. When you go, when you go, do you guys have like a, do you guys have an office? No. You don't. It's kind of hard. My father-in-law's house is the office. Do you clean the bathroom when you retile it? It's brand new. Do you, when you go over to, when you go over to your father's place, do you clean his house? She has a house cleaner.
So do we. You guys got all kinds of stuff on your stuff. That's gross. I know, dude, but we have a house cleaner here, too. I'll tell you what. Bring some Clorox cleanup in there and just spray the stuff before you start working. That's a good idea. I have a little can of Lysol, and I think I'm going to start spraying it. I just don't want you guys getting sick. I appreciate it. We're going to say it and not spray it. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. Hey, guys, it's P1 Eric. How you doing? Good, man. What's up? How dare you? How dare you? I mean, is he joking with that? How could he even think that that's acceptable? I mean, how do you... Go ahead. What was your call about? I know what the name of the bacteria is that's growing all over the controls in the studio. What is it? It's called Statio Botrys Swintinium. That's what I thought. Well said. That's what I thought it was. You knew it, right? Yeah, I knew it. It's from the handling of swine. That's right. That's my favorite movie with Adrienne Barbeau. Let me hear it with Jake's A-Rock 105.3. Lovely and talented Missy is up next. And she has stuff you haven't heard in a long time. It should be great. It should be great. You get to call in, make a request, and if she's feeling it, she'll play it. It's real cool. Tomorrow's Friday, you guys.
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