The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 06/27/08

2:36The local restaurant featured in the movie Top Gun was gutted by fire. Padres below a 3-0 lead again gets swept by the twins 4-3. Look at this. Chantel is in here bright and early. I told her it would be nice to have her come in here early. I mean, instead of 7, she should come in here and hang with us. I didn't think she would actually take you up on that. Don't act like you're not happy to see me this morning. Don't. I am the thief. Are you kidding? Of course he is. It's fun. They have a great chemistry. Yes, they do. They do. To say the least. Eddie and Chantal have a great chemistry. Really special. Welcome to the program. We got a big one. We got a big show. Let's do this. 570-1053 is our phone number. You can call us at the beginning and end of every show and talk about whatever you want. And I got so many things that I want to ask the friends because they

3:52did stuff yesterday that I did not get to do. So I want to ask the friends. And we got guests in the studio today. It's pretty cool. Who's the food today, Zeth? Restaurants on the run. Oh, yummy. They always bring great stuff. They're good. We use them. I'm excited. We use them at home. Okay. What part of town? Where do you live, Chantel? Del Mar. Yeah, they do. All of San Diego County. Excuse us. You're excused. Starting already. It's only, we've only been on for a minute and a half. They're already at each other. How can we get it to the point where they just love and support one another? How? You know what I'm saying? Nothing but. Times. Okay. Let's introduce. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 38 years old. Nice. Didn't even know you were there. Didn't even. It's been cooling down. It's been cooling down. We're not going through that hot spell anymore. So I figured, eh, what the

5:02Couldn't donate blood. Went to donate blood yesterday. Couldn't do it. Why? Because I'm having surgery in two weeks. I say that it takes eight weeks for your blood to build back up. They want you to have plenty of blood for surgery. I said, all right, I'll see you later. Took my donuts. You know what I'm saying? Wait. Well, they gave you the donuts before. I thought they gave them to you after. I thought so, too. And she says that they... Yeah, that's what she did. She gave them to me before. Little donut, two little donut holes. Yummy. Some orange juice. It was really nice. You deserve it. I know. I thought so, too. Let's see. So, yeah, I'm the host. I'm 38. Eddie's our producer and sports guy, 35 years of age, and has, one way or another, has lived on and off in San Diego for many, many years. How many years now, Eddie? Since 94.

6:07That was a long time. That is a long... What was big on the radio the year that we got here? What would have been big on the radio? Was was Goofy, I bet. Whatever music was popular in 94 must have been Goofy. We played modern oldies on our radio station. That is true, Eddie. And I know, Chantel, you wonder, what is modern oldies? I don't know. I still don't know. I don't either. Eddie, here's what was popular the year that we moved to San Diego. Cheryl Crow, all I want to do is have some fun. Your wife's favorite. You know what else was a big hit that year? Here comes the hot stepper. That's right. Counting Crows, Mr. Jones. Let's see. Melissa Etheridge, Come to My Window.

7:15Come to my window. R. Kelly, Bump and Grind. You don't see nothing wrong, huh? Cranberries Linger. Let it linger. Terrible group of music, though. Oh, I'm in on all of that. That was a pretty bad year myself. Sky's our news girl. She is 30 years of age, and she's got the black headband rocking today. Just for you, Mike. It's real good. It's very nice. This guy's getting the tan going. She's got the headband rocking. It's real summertime around this place. Shawnee, oh boy. We are seeing him in the camera, but in a very particular angle. It's what we call the... Ah, there he is. There's our boy. There's our Shawnee, oh biz. And here's an interesting fact about Shawnee. He has a really cool wedding band. Is that right, Shawnee? Is it Onyx?

8:23No, it's black. You're right. It's black, but it's titanium. It's titanium? Yeah. I wonder how they do that. It's cool. Indestructible. That's right. My brother-in-law keeps telling me that if I ever get in an accident and my finger swells, they're going to have to cut off my finger in order to get the ring off. Is that for real? That's what he says. I don't believe him. Well, let me tell you the good side of it. If you're ever trapped, in a trash compactor, and you're trying to get a hold of R2 and C-3PO, and they're not answering the call, don't worry. That titanium ring might save your life. Great point. Could happen. I get a question. Yeah. If your finger swells either way, how do you get a ring off? Well, they can cut the metal of the ring. They can cut regular metal, yeah. But titanium is supposed to be indestructible. What's it made out of? Superman? You can't cut... Superman. The real bits of Superman are in every titanium. It's made out of his teeth. They cannot cut through titanium. Is that the deal? That's the metal alloy. Yeah. Of course you can't cut through it, you stupid. Give it a try. Go ahead. Do it. Yeah, hello. Why do you think they made that stuff for the machines? Use your brain. He doesn't have to participate in everything.

9:50I mean, that was ridiculous. You don't think that's a good Arnold? That's not a good Arnold? Go ahead, Ash. I can't. Oh, don't. Don't leave him. Oh, I will use the Daniel. Yeah. Hey, listen. Some of those units, Eddie, some of those machines had hearing problems. I thought it was really amazing. We're celebrating Ashley's birthday tonight. Yeah, we are. We are. That's right. Yeah. Ashley's 24, but on Monday she'll be 25. Yes. Quarter of a century, guys. That's right. That's right. And so we're going to celebrate tonight dinner. Steak dinner. That's right. Yummy. We will pressure Sky into toasting ash. Oh. That's right. I would love that. Would you? Yeah. Yeah, there it is. Well, see if you'd like it, definitely. Would love it. All you have to do is ask. Of course. You have to do is ask. Wait for the appropriate time. That's not a problem. Oh, and you know what? I'll bring my video camera, too.

11:05That'd be really cool. I got one of those pocket minnows. I got one of the flip minnows. Just to save the memory. Yeah, I can take care of it. Boston Rob is our phone screener. And he cut his hair. He did. So his hair is real short now. And it looks great. I love it. It's hot out there. Doesn't he look great? I like it. I told him it makes his eyes pop. It really does. Which is really good. It really does. And then there is... Roosevelt, Zethian, Oates III, Junior, Esquire, MD. Wow. That's a lot. 23 years of age. Good kid. Very tall. Very. And, you know, generally gets himself into some situations. Lots of car problems. Lots of car stuff. Lots of car stuff. And we're finding... You know, laundry issues, too. Laundry issues in his life. So, he was telling us yesterday, a couple days ago, about how the washing machine and dryer at the laundry room where he's at, the wires got crossed. And so, when he would start the dryer, the washing machine would start. And he would start the washing machine and the dryer would start. That just is. It's pretty nuts. And Chantel is with us this morning. Aw, yay! Hi! Chantel is a...

12:34Chantel is a former Charger girl. And I learned early. I mean, I learned years ago. First time I ever had a Charger girl in the studio, I learned they are not Charger cheerleaders. Because that's what I said. And that was corrected immediately. They are not Charger cheerleaders. We're Charger girls. I was told that right away. So I know to say Charger girls. You can call me what you want. Really? She's a former Charger cheerleader. How do you like that? It's pretty cool. That's right. She knows how to dance. I do. Eddie was throwing some moves down in here the other day, Chantel. You would have liked it. You would have liked it a lot. It was serious. It's throwing some moves. Serious. Do I ever like anything you do? No. Why did you think I would have liked it? Because it was that off the hook. That's right. And let me tell you something. Right now, Chantel has it working because she's got on her Rhythm Nation hat. What do you think about that? Nice. Five, four, three, two, one. Yeah, yeah. Get it. Get it, Chantel. Get it. Get it. Dang. 570-570-1053 is the phone number. P1 Anonymous. Anonymous, are you there? Oops. I got to hit the phone line for that to work. How are you, brother? I'm not doing too bad, yourself. Good, man. What's going on? I'm just going up to say that the Anonymous is going to be protesting the Church of Scientology today down near the gas plant district. You are going to be protesting the Church of Scientology? Yes, sir.

14:04Why are you doing that? Just the general hatred it exudes towards its members and the extortionism of the media. So you actually, you have hate in your heart for them? No. The hatred it exudes towards its own members. Oh, okay. You're protesting the hatred that they exude towards their own members. Yes, sir. Are you a former Scientologist? No, I'm not, Mikey. Uh, wow. But you are of the opinion that they exude hatred towards their own members. That's correct. And we also usually have former Scientologists down there that are stating their own story and giving their own opinion as well. See, I think they should be the ones, but it's up to you. In this country, it's a free country. You can protest anything you want. But that reminds me of when white guys are out there really feeling strongly about black issues. What do you know? You're a white dude. You know what I mean? Well, I mean, the information's out there on the net, and we also get to go down there and talk to the actual people that have been in there. How did it become your cause? Actually, Anonymous was gathered towards... Do you remember that news about the Tom Cruise Scientology video where he's kind of talking to the Scientologists? Yeah, yeah. It was put on YouTube, and Scientology did whatever they could to get it ripped and removed from...

15:26The net just because of some kind of copyright issue. And the First Amendment is basically what Anonymous' cause is all about right now. That's right. Anonymous refers to himself in the third person. That's awesome. I love that. I hate it. This guy's not a fan. Eddie loves it. Eddie does love it. Eddie does love it. Anonymous doesn't exactly speak for himself. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no. Other people speak for... So you are speaking for you and others as well? That's correct. There you go. I just don't understand how a copyright issue is a free speech issue. Well, it's not actually a copyright issue exactly. If it's copyrighted, they have the right to not have it wherever they don't want it. I agree with that, yeah. If it's copywritten. It's not exactly copyrighted under their actual teachings as well. What does that mean? It's not exactly copyrighted under their teachings. We're talking about the Tom Cruise video. That's what you said. Yeah, the Tom Cruise video is copywritten by the Church of Scientology. It was leaked. It was put on the net. But if it's copywritten, you know, you get to say what you want done with it. Well, I don't have the exact quote from the book of Dianetics. I just got it. By the way, I just got a text from P1 Talon.

16:55And he said that Anonymous is the name of the group and that they're actually kind of making news. So he's a part of a group called Anonymous. But he doesn't sound like he knows what he's talking about. He doesn't. I'm lost. Well, that's all right. Well, good luck. Have fun. Good luck, brother. Put on some sunscreen. Good point. SPF. Yeah, maybe wear a hat. At least 15. At least. At least SPF 15. Have a birthday, thank you. Thank you very much. That was P1 Anonymous. Okay. P1 Good News, what's up? Hello? Did you push the button? I am pushing them, and they're not, like, you can even hear me going, hitting it, and for whatever reason, not turning on. Oh, heard that. Heard that one. P1 Good News. Hey, can you hear me now? I can. All right. Hey, we haven't done this in a while, or you haven't done this. How about a little I don't like it win between Eddie and Chantel? That would be fantastic. Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness. It would be great. That's a bad idea. No, it's a really – I kind of like it. No, listen. It's a really healing exercise, what it is. It is therapeutic. It is. It is very therapeutic. The exercise is called I don't like it win. And what it is is it provides a safe environment.

18:19where you can let the other person know that, hey, I don't like it when, hey, I don't like it when, and then you tell them and then they have the opportunity to say, wow, you know, thank you. Right. Thank you. Because maybe they didn't know. Maybe they didn't know and they say thank you and it's a requirement. You must say thank you. Thank you. What if I don't want to thank you? Oh, that's not the exercise. Yeah, that's not the exercise. The exercise is that you do. It's already a failure. No, no, no, Eddie. I mean, she's just learning the rules. Just learning the rules. Just learning the rules. I'm learning the rules. That's right. She's never played before. Whatever. Let's welcome our guests to the studio. We have P1 Chris and P1 Harold in the studio. And let them both come in. They were both participating in P1 Trivia. And Harold's a friend of mine. He is an arm rustler and an electrician. Three kids, beautiful wife, and P1 Chris is a chef. Oh. And has a couple of kids. Awesome. Very nice. Where are you a chef at, man? There you go, man. Very cool. It's called Aegea. Aegea. Where in the flower here on... It's like Asian food. Kind of like an Asian American bistro.

19:34Is that the place that used to be like a rib joint? Was it Tony Roma's before or is that a different place? Is it right next door to the cheese shop? Or no? It's kind of down from where Pickup Sticks is and then there's Paradise Grill. It's in the middle. It's been there about nine months. Very cool. What kind of stuff do you cook? Asian food is what I love the most. Do you use a wok? Sometimes you don't use a wok. I'm getting hungry. That's cool. Sounds good. Hey, I'm learning. I like it. My wife won't eat that stuff, man. I know. That's the way I feel. I wish I could talk her into it, man. I really do. She doesn't like anything kind of sauce. No soy sauce. Plum sauce is out of the question. Fish sauce will make her leave the country. I don't blame her on that.

20:38Skye, you'll go some sauces, right? Yeah, yeah. I don't have an anti-sauce policy like her, but yeah, fish sauce. Forget it. All right, guys, let's hear it. How was Hancock? Eddie and Skye went and saw the movie Hancock with Will Smith and Ashley went too. How was it? Well, first thing I have to say right out of the bat is you have to understand Will Smith is the biggest star we have in America. I think by far. That guy, he makes great movies. His presence on screen, there's something about him. People just love him. He's like loved by all. You can't say that about him. He's like the Badger. He's got no natural enemies. Everything he was saying at the first part of the movie, the crowd was uproariously laughing. He's very likable. It was one of those movies where you were missing stuff because people were laughing so loud.

21:39I liked it. I thought that the first half of the movie was really good, and then they kind of didn't know where to go with it towards the end, and it kind of lost its way a little bit. And so it wasn't my favorite second half of the movie, but I thought it was good overall. You did? Yeah. How many stars would you give it out of five? Good. That's good. Out of five? That's really good. It means you like it. He's a tough critic. Yeah. What was the... If you could... Let's say that that movie was not going to be released to the public for one month and they hired you as a consultant to fix it before it's released. I told everybody what I would do with it. What would you do? I can't really say without giving away a huge thing. How was my boyfriend, Jason Bateman? It was good.

22:30He always plays that same guy. Yeah, he's that guy. He's Jason Bateman. He's great. He's great, Mike. He's great. I totally see what you mean about him. Isn't his personality, like, you can't not really love him. You can't not love him. The other thing I didn't like is he kind of disappears in the second half, too. Yeah. Like, he owns the first half of the movie with Will, and then he's kind of like, oh, okay. What happened to Jason Bateman? In my opinion, if they would have taken that first half of the movie and just followed that all the way through the movie, it would have been like a five-star movie. Five out of five. I agree. Sky, what were your thoughts? Oh, dude, it was so funny. Like Eddie was saying, there were probably like 20 laugh-out-loud moments. So genuinely funny. Where the whole theater is laughing out loud. So not like, you know, not... Shut up. So not like cheese ball, but like actually funny. Yeah. That's cool. Like Will Smith has this way about him. To go to the theater. Where he can even make a cheesy line like funny. Because Will Smith isn't cheesy. So even if the line was cheesy, like he delivered it in a way that was awesome and it was funny. That's cool. Yeah, it was very enjoyable. That's cool. I'm excited. Ash, you liked it? It was great. I loved it. I thought Charlize Theron was gorgeous. She's in it? Gorgeous. Yeah, she's Bateman's wife.

23:47She's beautiful. Now I'm totally in. She's beautiful. And the chemistry between the three of them, like I said, was just really, it was really entertaining to watch. And it was one of those movies that gets... Why don't you say what you said constantly as we were leaving the theater? How much I loved it? Yeah, it was really annoying. Oh, my man. When we were leaving, I'm a man. It's so good. What did she say? Oh, my God. She's clearly out of the theater. Clearly out of the theater. In the parking lot. I couldn't take it. It got me. It was so good. Ashley told me that she arrived right at 7 p.m. Did she make you nuts? What is it? Whenever I invite her to a premiere or a movie or whatever, look at her in there jiggling. We have to do the thing where we're saving seats and people walk over, are those two seats taken? We're always going to be like, yes, they're taken. People try to sit down and fight them off. It's a pain in the butt. And it's really annoying. And so yesterday, before I left work, I had a whole talk with her. Yeah, we did. You even talked to her about it? I said, you got to leave at this time your house to get to the movie theater in Mira Mesa at this time. So you'll be on time and early and I won't have to be saving seats for you. She's like, dude, totally. Mark is on it. I'll make sure I'm on time. In fact, you've got my guarantee. What happened? She said, I guarantee you. What happened?

25:16Well, I left five minutes after he told me to leave. And then I had to pick up Mark, which I didn't factor in. Did you know that at all? No, Eddie did not know this. Which I didn't factor in, and that made us the 15 minutes late, which then got us there right on time. No, that's not on time. That's 15 minutes late. Right when the movie started. Now, she's never contradicted herself in the same sentence. That was a first even for Ashley. That was pretty amazing. How, like, embarrassed and apologetic Mark was when they roll in. He was ashamed. He was ashamed. Yeah, that's a great word. He was ashamed. Which I can't blame him. I can't blame him. Right. You know? Let me tell you something. I'm an embarrassment to him. Let me tell you. 50% of the time. Let me tell you. It's a... It's not just Ash. Everybody knows the late person. It's not just Ash. My wife's friend, Lori. Lou Bush. Oh. Well, that's a whole different... He makes me look... Oh, yeah. Whole different category. He's like a day late. My favorite thing. This is my favorite thing about Lou. My favorite thing about Lou is the arrival speech. Oh, yeah. You could almost do like an Academy Award ceremony and he would be nominated for his different speeches at different late things. Always disheveled. Dude. Always disheveled. Dude.

26:43The eyes are a big part of it. Shaking the head. So exasperated. I can't even tell you why I'm late. But let me work up some words. Dude. It's always an accident on the road even though no one else saw the accident. He left two hours prior. The F-15 just crashed on Lucadia. I couldn't even believe it. I couldn't even believe it. Why do you lie, liar? Needless to say, I will never save seats for Ashley again. Because of her guarantee. You didn't. I did. I told him to save those two seats. And tonight your dinner is at 5 o'clock. I'm not kidding Mike. Last night Mark was 100% serious with Eddie and he's like honestly what you're going to need to do from now on is tell her that it starts a half an hour before it really does. Or else you're screwed. Like it's not going to happen. It's inferior any.

27:41I wonder if it's a fear of completely committing because if you do it, you have to commit to the time you're going to leave and you're like, I don't want to. That could be. For me, it's like my ADD brain. I don't know what it is. Have you fixed the Adderall stuff yet? I'm on it right now, right? You're on it? Are you on the orange or the blue? I'm on the orange. Too much. You don't like it. You're setting yourself up. You don't like that many milligrams. I know, but you know how you told me to take half? Did you do that? That scares me. Why? Because how am I going to eat, like, half the powder? Like, I don't get that. What do you mean? What do you mean? Tell me and I'll explain it to you. Well, like, you open the capsule. Right. And then what do you do? Okay, you can, let me tell you. You can take the capsule and you can put it, and this has been told to me now by two doctors. Okay, Eddie and who else? I'm not, well, I'm a doctor. Well, Eddie's a third doctor. No, I'm not. I don't even know. That you can take it and you can put half of it into applesauce. Okay, so you can eat it in applesauce. And then the other half that you left in the capsule, you can keep it for the next day and take it that way. Yeah, in the capsule. But they say, so, you know, if you don't mind getting applesauce, get those little applesauce things that, you know, open up on the top. Or you can try baby food. That's pretty good. Sean does baby food. But she's an adult. Sean eats baby food. I'm just saying. Thank you to P1 Praterian. I hope I'm pronouncing that word right. Praterian.

29:09A P1, by the way, somebody that calls in, turns their radio down, gets to the point and doesn't cuss. A P1 is also a Mikey show listener flat out. Like they listen to us exclusively long periods of time. They tell other people about the Mikey show. P1 Praetorian. I talked about it on the air the other day and he got it for me. The movie Food of the Gods. It's one of the cheesiest B. horror movies from the 70s. The acting is terrible. The special effects are maybe the worst ever put on film. It's a terrible movie that I love. That I just love. Awesome. And I'm so, so, like, grateful and thankful that he got this. And I'm telling you guys, it is terrible. And I love it. That's all you, dude. I cannot wait. I cannot wait. I've never even heard of it. Oh, dude. It's so bad. It's one of the worst, and let me tell you, this is what's great about it. Remember I've told you about that ridiculously weird, obscure movie called The Lost Skeleton of Cadaver? Yeah. The Lost Skeleton of Cadaver is making fun of movies just like this, where something really crazy, like a guy walks in with no head and walks out of the room, and the person that was standing in the room is like, that was strange. Oh, well. You know those kind of B-horror flicks?

30:33That's what it is. Like when something ridiculously weird happens, but the person's like, hmm, oh well. 570-1053 is our phone number and our text number is 35253. And you can call us and tell us anything you want because we're going to extend the open phone period to the next segment. Here's what we have on the show today. Battle of the sexes. Chantel is in the house. Also on the show today. In fact, about an hour from now, we're going to be playing a song that was written and produced by P1s. In fact, it was sung by P1 Sanjaya and P1 Buckley. Wait, what? I didn't know that. Dude, Sanjaya and Buckley on lead vocals. That makes it way better. And it's written and produced and performed on by Space Boy. That is great.

31:37And so we're going to do that next hour. We've got a really good random debate for you. We've got people in the studio today. Chantel's hanging out with us. And Nick DiPaolo's in the stand-up spotlight. What more can you ask for on your Friday? People living above me, it's never an old lady by herself. You know, it's always like three sumo wrestlers wearing clogs, learning to tap dance. I'm coming down the stairs. They're heading up with a gallon of Haagen-Dazs and a Gregory Hines album. So... I have, like, a militant feminist living above me right now. She's in the Army, and, you know, we don't get along. We're always arguing about stuff. And I think women should be in the Army. I don't think they should be in the front lines because women don't throw that well, you know? I don't think 20 soldiers should die because Pam's grenade toss landed a foot from the bunker.

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35:47Rock 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. Looking good on our freeways right now. Still getting by with a nice Friday morning light commute. And hopefully it'll stay that way. So far, so good. Just a usual slowdown developing out of Escondido. You've got brake lights in the South 15 from Felicita. I actually make that auto parkway now down to Via Rancho Parkway. And then some intermittent slowdown through Rancho Bernardo. Other than that, everything else is at the speed looking outstanding. So just enjoy the ride. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Let me tell you, I'm into Sleep Train and he's going to get all dialed in. Yeah, I cannot wait, man. I have had the same mattress for easily 15 years. Are you serious? Yeah, 15 years. And so, you know, it's still in great shape. Shockingly, that thing is still in great shape. No. But it's time. It's time for a change.

36:39The wife, I have a very firm mattress and she hates it. Yeah. She's ready for a more softer one. Yeah. And I kind of am too. Like I've had back problems, you know, for a long time. So I'm definitely ready for a change too. So it's going to be really cool. Sky, firm mattress for you or soft mattress? Medium. Yes. Right in the middle. Yeah. Eddie likes a firm mattress. Well. You are going to be so happy when you get on that thing. Well, what's cool is that for people like us who have the different styles, they have what's called a sleep number mattress where you actually get to dial up the firmness on your side. That's cool. So it's really cool. Hey, if you've bought a mattress from Sleep Train and you really love the experience, please call us, will you, at 570-1053. But Sleep Train is your ticket to a better night's sleep. Now more of the Mikey Show featuring Mikey. Guy like me likes toys. Eddie. If you don't know the lyrics to Hollow Notes, I don't want to know you. Sky. I'm not going to be your yes man, Mike. Sean. I always stand when I watch TV at night. Boss and Rob. This is how the brain of a genius works. I'm just firing on saliers right now. Not really. No. Opposite. And Ashley. I like my sweat and I don't want to use special deodorant. On Rock 105.3. What did they do to this?

38:05This doesn't sound like the regular version. It's not. I wear my Stana glasses. Yeah. What is this? Oh, yeah. That's all I wear. Chantel's into it. Oh, come on, guys. We're shopping after this. We'll get you a nice pack. Diamonds on it. What is this? Oh, so hot. Rob gets it. Fizzle dance, Chantel. What's up? Dude. Mike, you should burn this. Listen to it today. She's not exactly doing it correct. By the way, Chantal, by the way, that woman in there took

39:10Hip-hop dance lessons. Chantel just got a lick on her face like, shoot. You should see my boyfriend do it. Really? She's so good. That is funny. Oh, my gosh. I just want to say I love you so much. 5701053 is our phone number. Mikey, can you play your son Jake saying Rock1053? My hub didn't get to hear it yesterday. Thanks, P1. Shawna. Shawnee, do you have Jake saying Rock1053? That's the cutest thing ever. He's almost two. He'll be two in September. Oh, terrible two. That's right. He's going through the terrible 21-month-olds right now. Oh, really? No, he's not. His thing is he used to be really interested if you walked in the room and started playing with him. He now has discovered Elmo. And so he's not really that interested in you if Elmo's not. I do.

40:25That's him doing the Elmo voice. He's saying hi, Jake in the Elmo voice. He would be all in. You're good. He would be 100% in, but man, does he love that Elmo. Digs it. Let's see. Mikey, you're having trouble pushing the buttons on the control board due to all the bacteria in the way that's being with Trashman. Well, we did a bacteria culture on our board earlier in the week. And it turned out we grew fur on one of them. On one of them, we grew fur based on the bacteria that's on this board right now, our control board. There's a lot of it. It's really disgusting. 570-1053 is the number. P1 Trailer Park Mark. Hey, what's up, Mikey? What's going on? Hey, dude, not a whole lot. Hey, first of all, I want to thank you guys. I called up yesterday and Sanjaya hooked me up with those Snoop Dogg tickets. Oh, nice. Okay, cool. But the reason I was calling yesterday was actually to give my wife some props. You guys were talking yesterday about how, you know, there's kind of a weird double standard when it comes to the whole chivalry thing. And you were giving that chick some stuff, that Erica chick, about her not wanting to do, you know, basically all the traditional housewife kind of stuff. Well, what I was doing was trying to illustrate to her that she was making this point of how dare a guy.

41:50not pick a girl up on the first date. Sure. Even though they live far away, she said, you know, we were talking about 100 miles that he would be driving, you know, on this first date. And I thought, well, that just doesn't sound practical. Why wouldn't you meet there on the first date? Plus, you know, you got the whole thing about she doesn't really know him and it'd be weird to be in the car together and all that stuff. And so she called and she said, no, I wouldn't even, I would never, I wouldn't even go out with this guy if he didn't drive that 100 miles. uh, to pick me up on the first date. And I said, okay, well, let's go through an exercise then. And I said, you know, uh, what if we get married and you, you know, you've gone to, to, to school to become an architect. And I tell you, okay, well, I'd like you to quit that job and do my laundry and cook me my dinners and, you know, uh, take my clothes to the dry cleaner. And I want, that's what you're going to do now. And she said, well, no, I don't really like that. Cause that's not realistic. I said, well, it's about as not realistic as this hundred mile driving thing. You know what's totally funny is when you were going through and describing all that, the reason I was calling up is because my wife does all that stuff for me. It's crazy, man. I mean, I really, I work hard to make sure my family's got good things. I got two great daughters. You know, me and my wife have been married for about three years. But, man, she gets up earlier than I do. She makes my coffee for me, lays my clothes out for me, makes my lunch. When I'm at work, she makes sure my kids are taken care of, you know. I get home, my food's on the table. I never have any kind of complaints.

43:19Man, I mean, I've got to be honest with you. I don't think I've ever even had to get up and change a diaper since my kids have been born. Dude. Wow. That's a great woman. My wife is like that, too. My wife's a really good wife. She does that stuff, too. She's the best. Tina, you're the best. I swear. I love you so much. That's cool, dude. That is really cool. What do you do? Awesome! What do you do for a living? Well, I actually build greenhouses, and right now I had to pick up a second job to... to pay some extra bills and stuff, but I deliver pizzas at night. Do you do the husband's stuff? Do you do all the stuff that is... Oh, yeah. I mean, everything, you know, everything that needs to be done and then some. I mean, the one good thing, I think we're a good match for each other because, like, my wife can't cook very well. You were doing good, and all of a sudden you went down here. I got kind of high standards because I've been cooking for about 20 years. So when I get home from work, you know, I'll work like an eight-hour day, and I'll head straight into the kitchen because it relaxes me too. But, you know, I make sure that I have food on the table if she's been, you know, having a hard day or something. And then I'll go back to work right afterwards, you know. That's cool. So, you know, it's a give-and-take thing. And when I heard, the thing that really made me upset was when I heard that chick say it was unrealistic,

44:43You know, it's that kind of attitude that really makes me, you know, really overprotective with my daughters because I don't ever want them to have that kind of attitude, you know. I mean, there are still guys out there that are going to, you know, open the door for you and be, you know, very chivalrous and very respectful of your station in life. But at the same time, women got to take on a more, you know, suitable role in that regard, too, you know. It's a give-and-take situation. There you go. But when it happens, man, I'll tell you, it's the most beautiful thing in the entire world. I would agree with that. I do not have a disagreement with your stuff. Thank you, brother. Thanks a lot, Mikey. You know, you guys are the best. I really love your show. Thank you, bro. I appreciate it. Thanks. 570-1053 is the number, and the text number is 35253. And you can give us a call. Chantel has told us that she's not, she doesn't like to cook. You're not really a cook, right? I don't know how. You don't know how? I've been there, Chantel. I've never had to. She's still there. She just takes a little practice. You just got to get in there, get your hands dirty. Chantel, take chances. Don't go there. Don't go there. It's a lot easier than you think. I don't think it's easy. Let me tell you what she does. She bakes. She opens up some Purina. No, please. She'll put tuna fish into a frying pan. No, that goes on.

46:09I know. He's being really... She'll drizzle something organic on it and put it on a plate. He's being really... Then she'll boil some cucumbers or something and throw that on there. He sure is. She really does. That's her favorite thing. She does. Wow, that's so gross. Let's see. The Padres blew it again. Again? Oh, no. Listen. What's going on? Eddie, can you explain this? Can you please? I'm listening. You want me to explain why the Padres are not very good? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, they don't have a lot of talent on their team. Is that the deal? Partially it is. I mean, we knew this going in. You know, the big offseason signing was Jim Edmonds, who lasted a month on the team. They release him. He signs with Chicago and then is having a great season now with Chicago. Why would they do that now? I don't know.

47:08I don't know. And so, and then, uh, there was been, there's been a lot of injuries, you know, with, uh, you know, PV missing some time, Chris Young still been out. Uh, you know, I mean, these are their, their, their best players are missing time and they can't, they can't afford that. And so, uh, and, and for some reason the bullpen, which is their strength has been not very good this year. So, I mean, all the things that they need to have happen are not happening and it's just resulting in losses. There you go. Uh, Guess who's on line one? Who? It's P1 Quimby. Hi, Quimby. Hi, Quimby. Hi, Gary. How are you? Good this morning. Before I ask this question, I want to say hi to P1 Chris because he's a good friend of myself and Mr. Quimby. There you go. Chris that's in the studio this morning, one of our guests. And then I had a question for your other guest. I read an article in The Reader a couple weeks back. And the title of the article was, You Wanna Pull? That's right. Harold was in an article in The Reader. So I'm just wondering why Harold is nicknamed the quote-unquote the rattlesnake. Harold, come over to this microphone right here and tell us in the microphone why do they call you the rattlesnake? I'm intrigued. There's a couple reasons. First reason, obviously, last summer I was working out in the desert.

48:37moved a pallet around, and underneath the pallet was a rattlesnake, bit me on the boot. Yeah. That's a good reason. Yeah. Didn't, like, actually... No, no, he didn't get through the work boots, luckily. Yeah. But it got out to the arm wrestling community that that happened to me, and because of my style and speed of arm wrestling, they nicknamed me the rattlesnake. That's a very cool nickname. The size of Harold's hands. No. They're crazy. Let me see, Harold. Dude. Look at those things. Dude. They're like Andre the Giant. Yeah, that's pretty nuts. And he's like a normal size dude. That's crazy. Harold, does that play into the arm wrestling? What's your record? Hand control is a big part of arm wrestling. Ham control. Now that's just the thing about Scottie. I've got that. You have no control. You have no control. I do. No, you don't. All right. Truth be known, I have no ham control. It's delicious. Ham control, yeah. Basically, your hand is like a control panel for the rest of your arm. If I can control somebody's hand, I can control their arm.

49:54Oh, wow. Interesting. Yeah, I've talked to him about arm wrestling before, and, you know, I don't know anything about it, so I obviously thought that it had everything to do with just, like, your biceps and how much strength you have. Harold is a very unassuming guy, but I've seen videos of this guy arm wrestling, and he's nasty. Really? I would not want to arm wrestle him. He'd hurt my arm. Seriously. It's a trip because Eddie's right. When you meet him, he doesn't look like those dudes you saw in the movie Over the Top. He's not like those big roided out dudes. He looks like a regular guy. But when he arm wrestles, something else happens. That's crazy. So that's a trip. Hey, Quimby, thank you for the call. There you go. P1FTP is on the line. Nice. FTP, are you there? Yes, I am. What's going on? I'm just calling in regards to the earlier Anon from the group Anonymous and hoping to chime in some more on the information as to why I personally protest. So you're in this group Anonymous, too, and you're protesting the Church of Scientology? Correct. Today we're going to be there from 9 a.m. until tomorrow at least 9 a.m. as well. Hey, listen, to each their own. I mean, it's an interesting thing that you're like, you know, they want to go down. Is it First Amendment rights for you, too?

51:12Personally, for me, having friends who are ex-members of Scientology and seeing the way that they have been treated, it's more of me trying to get out the word for people who are actually looking for help through religion and just letting them know what they're getting themselves into. I wonder if it's in a way kind of promoting something. Well, because can't the people of the Church of Scientology leave if they feel like they're being mistreated? It's not like they're being held against their will. Some are. Some are. Some are to a certain extent. Bye, Tom Cruise. Oh, yeah, personally. Oh, wow. I don't want to get too much into it because it gets a little... It's kind of a downer, you know? It feels like a downer. It's a personal thing. We can't do that on Monday, Friday. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. 35253 is our text number. And our phone number is 5701053. So we would love to hear from you. Coming up, of the sexes. Oh, yeah.

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1:00:16100% of ticket sales benefit the San Diego Fire Rescue Foundation. Working to equip San Diego firefighters. Best of San Diego. Your city. Your life. Your San Diego Magazine. Mikey Show. It's another Mikey. Mikey moment. You guys are assuming that it is poor form and bad game on his part to not offer. Be a gentleman. Right? Hey, when he gets there, she's going to have a cake baked, right? Because that's old traditional female values. That is not. Oh, come on. Sweet little, you know, sweet little things like that. That's not a traditional first date rule for a woman. Who's to say he doesn't have to drive back home? Help. Women's movement dictates that it's okay to say, no, I'd rather meet you there. Thanks. Where is it? Where is this? Where are these rules? Like, where are they written down? I'd like to read them. After 9-11, all bets are off. Mikey's show continues. Rock 105.3.

1:01:28being a kid. Eddie. Leo Sayre. Welcome back at 7.06. It's been announced that at the end of the upcoming Batman movie, The Dark Knight will include a tribute to Heath Ledger. Really? The NBA draft was yesterday. The Chicago Bulls took Derrick Rose with the number one pick. He talks about being the number one draft pick. I'm nervous a little bit when David Stern came back out, but I'm so competitive. I always have that little thing in my mind that I want to be number one. So it was great just them calling my name and the number one to pick. Yeah, what is he talking about? Basketball, just let him do that. Well said. Anybody that knows about the Dow Jones, like understands it, can you explain to me what happened yesterday? Because something bad happened yesterday. Well, they had a picture of a dude sitting on the floor of whatever, the stock exchange.

1:02:56And he looked so sad, you know. He looked really sad in the picture. Yeah, I know the Dow was way down yesterday. I know it had something to do with the gas. The price of oil went to $141 a barrel, which is a new all-time record high. And then there were other reasons that also, you know, made the Dow go down. But it was a really bad day on Wall Street yesterday. Money guy listening. P1 money guy. I know there's got to be a ton of you out there. Can you break it down into normal language? I want to know what it was. Because all I know was it was real bad. I'm really getting angry about the price of gas. Really? Yeah. And I talked to our money guy. Yeah. And he said he was really interesting, man. And a lot of the stuff that he was saying I didn't quite understand. But he was saying how. That our economy is going to get a little bit worse and that we're not at the peak of the badness yet. But he believes that it'll start to peak sometime around February or March next year in terms of how bad things are. And he was saying that he believes that both McCain and Obama are both aware and are not talking about what he calls the big guns to fix things.

1:04:29And he was explaining it. And he said that some of it and I said, well, will that bring down the price of gas? And he said, potentially. And I said, OK, I say I said, let's say that everything fell into place to bring the price of gas down. The big guns that he's talking about that both guys would bring in, you know, to save us, to help us. you know, everything coming into alignment with the price of oil and all of that stuff. I said, let's say that all those things came together. He goes, okay. I said, if that happened, I said, what is the lowest amount you could see us paying for gas? And he goes, he said, even if all of those things happened, everything that you're talking about happened. He said, I do not believe that in America we will ever, ever, ever, ever again. see prices go below the high three dollar mark no way yeah so and that's if everything's working really really good that's in a perfect world a perfect world and with either president going i'm gonna really do something about this america because i feel you know we've got to do something like if something were done heavy we need to go to war over this high three

1:05:48Not funny. Not funny. Don't even joke, bro. Terry Bradshaw, what do you think, though? Not funny. Terry Bradshaw, you're not funny. Terry Bradshaw didn't even think that's funny. Not funny. P1 Serena is on the line. Hi, Serena. Hi. What's going on? How's Venus? That's right. We're all thinking it. Sorry. No, I just wanted to say that yesterday some big financial guru forecast that gas is going to go up to $7 a gallon. And so everybody started freaking out. And they were showing the previous forecast and that it's really not that unreasonable. That's what our money guy said. Yeah, yeah. So it was just like that just made everybody freak out. And it doesn't matter what America does because the Asian countries are just so hungry for oil. China and... I mean, all the developing countries right now, it doesn't matter. China uses, after us, China is the biggest user of oil. They like it. I predicted $7 a gallon months ago. Yeah. Yeah, Rob was on this. Rob called. Months ago. I put it in my blog. He told Karen about it. He was telling Karen he made a business call to Karen. That's what the call was about. Yeah, he was like, sell the stock. Sell. Sell. Sell now.

1:07:08$7, Karen. We're going to be paying $15 a gallon in three years. Oh, come on. You don't think so? Al-Qaeda. Did you say Al-Qaeda? We'll talk to you about oil. Hang on a second, fellas. I'm on the phone with Al-Qaeda. My mom told me, start melting my nickel. She said it. It's right. I'm telling you. I said the thing that I think is really, really, really terrible about it. This is what freaks me out about gas. It is going to increase crime. Oh, no doubt. For sure. No doubt. It's going to make crime real bad. We can't afford to get to work. Yeah. It's pathetic. I held up Seth walking in today. Yeah, that's true. What'd you get? A couple nickels. That's right. Get my broker on the phone. Hi, broker. Hi, broker. That's Robert. That's Robert calling again on a business call. Will you get my invoices? Well said. Oh, man. Yeah, I think it'll be like Mad Max, man. Oh, dear. People with gas. That's going to be like the, you know, it's going to be the most valuable thing. Being chased by the Ayatollah of rock and roll, Mike. That's right. The Ayatollah of rock and roll. I don't know what you're saying. If you've seen those movies, man. Try watching Broadway. Hello. I'm good. Thank you. Come on. Get on that.

1:08:38Want to do this? I just got to keep a coin in here at all. Why are you laughing? You guys have won two in a row. I am a bias. I'm just stating facts. The guys have won the last two days. No, you're not. You said we haven't won in a while. Yeah, that's what you said. That's a while. All right. I thought a couple of weeks was a while. I'm sorry. All right, here's what's going on. We've got two teams. We've got Team Sass and Team Awesome. Team Awesome is the guys. Team Wicked Awesome. Team Awesome is Eddie, Boston, Rob, and Sean. And Team Sass is Sky, Chantel, and Ashley. And Team Sass, it's been a couple of weeks since they've won. Wow. That feels so much better. That's right. Really? This is not how we become friends. You're right.

1:09:47All right, Zeth, you flip. Zeth is going to flip to see who's going. Zeth is going to flip to see who gets to. You guys call. That's right. We called last week. You did for sure? Flip it, Zeth. You guys go first. We are such ladies. So Team Awesome is captained by Eddie. And Eddie, pick your player. Who will be games? You know, we're going to throw something crazy out there. I'm going to start. I'm going to start. Let me explain. Sorry. In Battle of the Sexes, the guy team is asked chick questions, and the chick team is asked guy questions. Yes. And so we'll see how this goes. We're going to start with Eddie. Yep. All right, Eddie, your question is. We'll lead off here, Mike. Here we go. Whatever. Eddie, your question is a multiple choice. Gosh darn it. Eddie, what was the name of the actress Julia Roberts played in the movie Notting Hill? Was it A?

1:10:50Julia Michaels. Was it B, Laura Todd? Or was it C, Anna Scott? Again. What was the name of the actress Julia Roberts played in the movie Notting Hill? Was it A, Julia Michaels? B, Laura Todd? Or C, Anna Scott? Well, Mike, me and Skye have romantic comedy Wednesdays where we like to go home and kick back on our recliners. I see. We have matching recliners and they watch romantic comedies. Really? It's one of her favorites, Notting Hill. Well, that is really weird. I'm just a girl standing in front of a bull. Thank you. So this is actually very easy for me. The answer is C, Anna Scott. That is correct. Wow. Put it on the board. Wow. That was impressive. Thank you, guys. Thank you. That was for you. Why are you thanking people? Because everybody's very appreciative of what I just did. Very appreciative. No one. See, look at this. Chantel is leader of Team Sass. And Chantel, you get to pick who you would like to start for you. Me. Oh, wow. That's a bad name. I can't help it. Chantel. You're terrible. Chantel.

1:12:14Chantel was offended by that. She is straightening her rhythm. Really strong word. You get a multiple choice question, Chantel. Don't answer too quick. You get a multiple choice question. And it's about sports. Take your time. In fact, it's about the NFL. Oh, no. You are a former Charger girl. You are a former Charger girl. Wow. I think it's so funny. Just try and ignore him. Skye, let me ask you a question. How could a former Charger girl not get... A NFL question, multiple choice. Well, is it about the Chargers? Correct. If it's about the Chargers, then I think you have a point. But if it's not, then forget it, right? There's no chance. No, I'm not saying there's no chance, but there's no guarantee because she knows about the Chargers. I mean, she was a Charger girl. Thank you. Sorry, not going to happen. According to Sky. Now, hang on a minute. Now, hang on. Again, our non-biased host. You're a very good supporter. Right, right. I'm trying to support you. I'm trying to be our own team. Whatever. This is the worst. Why do we even show up to this? Here we go. Here we go. Your question is, what wide receiver made the circus catch off of his head for the New York Giants that gave them a crucial first down in this year's Super Bowl? Again, what wide receiver made the circus catch on his head

1:13:43For the New York Giants that gave them a crucial first down in this year's Super Bowl. She has to know this. Was it A. And it's multiple choice. It's multiple choice. She has to know this. Chantel, you have to know this. Chantel, was it A. Plaxico Burris. B. Amani Toomer. Or C. David Tyree. Was it A. Plaxico Burris. No. B. Amani Toomer or C. David Tyree. Okay. She's going to talk herself through this. I am. She has to get this. It's a little bit of pressure. It's a little bit of pressure. Same pressure. It's okay. I wouldn't know this. I don't know. But you were there. We were at your house. I was busy heating up the mini corn dog. That is true. They were delicious, by the way. Thank you. The most comfortable chair I've ever sat in in my life. It's a class. It is a class. And you never got up. What? It's B. That is incorrect. It's actually what put David Tyree's name on the map. He made that up. Crazy. I don't remember his name. It's David Tyree. I don't even know who that is. It's okay, Chantelle. It's not okay. That was all right.

1:15:10It's so tough. It happened like five months ago. We now go to Boston Rock. Rizzi. What up? Let's go. Let's do this. Rizzi. Let's do this, kid. All right, big A. Riz, what celebrity won the first season of Dancing with the Stars? A, B, and C? No. It's not multiple choice. It is not multiple choice. Of course you may not. But I want Sean to answer this one. Oh, but it's too late. It is not multiple choice. Son of a... Come on, Rizzle. Talk your way through it. It's got to be in history somewhere. You know what I mean? Oh, man. I watched this awesome thing on JFK yesterday. Maybe it's in that. Maybe it's JFK. First Dancing with the Stars? First season of Dancing with the Stars. Oh, Sean. I don't... I'm thinking that's got to be circa 06. Maybe Sean can will it to you through his mind. I know... Emmett Smith was on one. There he goes. He's trying to... Mario Lopez was on one. Wow, Sean is really... Jerry Rice. I gotta give you five seconds. Boston Rob, what celebrity won the first season of Dancing with the Stars? Legless Rob was on one. Oh, gosh. I mean, she had one leg. She wasn't legless. She wasn't legless. Just guess, Rob. Mario Lopez? That is incorrect. You can win.

1:16:40Kelly Monaco was the... Who's that? She was the celebrity that won the first season of Dancing with the Stars. What did she come from? Soap operas. Okay. There you go. Does she have a special talent like only one leg or something? No. Shut up. We go to Team Sass and Ashley is up and she gets a... Multiple choice. Don't say it. She gets a question. Are you ready? Sure. Ashley, what movie... is the following quote from go home and get your shine box what movie is this famous quote from go home and get your shine box that's the question Chantel is backing away from the microphone like I'm glad I didn't get that yeah maybe what year that movie came out no more yeah nothing else no I could give her the year get your shine box

1:17:45It's that movie. You didn't freaking talk to me about it. Go home and get your shine block. You had me load a freaking clip that said when you get your shine block. It's in there. It's in there. It's in there. It's in there. I'd rather use that as the clip. It's a freaking dress and leggings. I'd rather use what she just did as the clip instead of the actual clip. How frustrating is that, Mike? You had me freaking load the freaking clip and I still freaking can't think of it. What is it, Ashley? It's a freaking dress and leggings. How does the quote go again? You want to go home and you're going to get your shine book. Whoa. What kind of accent is that? Well said. You want to go home and get your shine book, sir? Oh, it is either Godfather or Goodfellas. It's one of those two. What is your final answer? Godfather. That is incorrect. Goodfellas. Goodfellas. Oh. I knew it was one of the two. You were so close. Very close. Let's go home and get your shine box. Keep him here. Keep him here. Gosh, that sucks. Eddie, first time seeing that scene. Outrages. Traumatic. It was traumatic. First time seeing that movie.

1:19:07I think, I think that, here's what's brilliant about Scorsese. He puts these little touches in scenes of his mobster violence. Because I think Tommy's got a pistol in his hand when he punches him and the pistol comes flying out of his hand. It breaks apart. It breaks apart. That movie. Breaks it on his face. He breaks it and his pistol goes, oh man, what a movie that Goodfellas. Yeah. Right. Over to Team Awesome. And Shawnee, oh boy, is up. Shawnee. You can do this. What is the name of the woman currently starring in ABC's reality show, The Bachelorette? Oh, TV. Oh, Shawnee just put his head back and made the old face. He's got his fists over his eyes. He's looking towards the ceiling. I can totally see her. Shawnee has his palms to his forehead. He is thinking it may be in there. I hope he comes up with it. You can tell that Sky is giving that look of, I'm not necessarily going to fall for this. They're protesting in silence. They believe Sean pulls shenanigans, which he doesn't. Sky is now giving me the international signal for Mike. We've got to have a time limit on this. Why aren't you talking?

1:20:44Sky is silently giving Eddie a little wave, and Chantel is giving me the sign for give him the five-second mark. Is that the Black Panther sign? And look at this. Was Chantel giving us the Black Panther sign? I don't know. You need a glove or something. All right. All right. Sean, five seconds. The name of the woman currently starring in ABC's reality show, The Bachelorette. Mike. Is it Rebecca Romaine Stamos? No, Sean, it is not. Are you sure? It is not Rebecca Romaine Stamos. Ladies, do you have something to say? No. No. I think you owe someone an apology. Don't owe anyone anything. No. Wow. Whoa. I don't understand what's going on. It really is. Sean, they're thinking you pull shenanigans, so they're...

1:21:41They're doing this little silence. This was legit. Oh, because he got it wrong? We stay quiet to let him... Because it wasn't... If he gets it wrong... Because it wasn't seven minutes of... If he gets it wrong, it's legit. If he gets it right, then he's cheating. It's cheating. That makes a lot of sense. I love how you're being unbiased right now. I love it. I'm just illustrating what was being said. I'm furious. No, you're not furious. Unbelievable. How dare you, Eddie? Yeah, how? How dare me? How dare you, sir? Team Sass. We did nothing. We kept quiet and we were respectful. Sky is up. Sky is up. I'm sorry, son. Sky? Sky, are you ready? Yes, Mike. Sky, extremely popular in the 1990s. He is the only athlete to have played in both a Super Bowl and a World Series. Who is he? A Super Bowl and a World Series? That is extremely popular in the 1990s. He is the only athlete to have played in both a Super Bowl World Series. Who is he? Has both fists up to her mouth. She is looking pensively at... Eddie is giving me the sign right now. Don't even... Eddie is giving me the... Eddie is giving me the international sign for... Mike, we've got to have a time with that. Dude, we've got to take a picture of Eddie doing that. That is the best. Eddie is giving me the sign for...

1:23:09Mike, we should be timing this. There should be a limit on how much time a person is given with this. Excuse me. Skye has her hands laced. She's looking at her console and she is shaking her head at Ashley like, no, I am not fine. I'm not fine. I'm not fine. Eddie, give him the time limit sign. Maybe he didn't say it. Eddie, Eddie. Now Eddie is doing what? He's giving me the Black Panther sign. He's doing what Chantel was doing. He wants a time limit put on this. Guy, one more time. The question is extremely popular in the 1990s. He is the only athlete to have played in both a Super Bowl and a World Series. Who is he? Totally drawing a blank. So I'm going to say Ken Griffey Jr. No. He was in the Rams for a while, I believe. That is correct. It was... Deion Sanders. Deion Sanders played football and baseball. Well, I'm going to update you guys on... What's going on? What's the word, Mike? It's one to nothing. Team Awesome is winning. Team Awesome is winning. We're going to take a timeout. And when we come back, Team Awesome will be up. Eddie will lead off. Don't go away. No, Brad. It's time to party.

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1:35:04They want to do this for you today. Hurry into a sleep train today. Make sure you mention the Mikey Show. Sleep Train's your ticket to a better night's sleep. Mikey Show. It's another Mikey moment. Many of you may be thinking to yourselves right now, he's overreacting. He's so dramatic. This isn't the end of two months of him sitting there seeing her do the thing. It's been more than tonight. Ever since she's been in that studio. There's a window that separates us. But when she hits the lights right in her three and a half years to get him here. Dude, when she gets the lights right in her studio, she can kind of see a reflection. Is that what she does? Is that what she does? I'm going to cut your bangs when you're sleeping. Is that what you do, Ash? Yeah, but it's... She's trying to, like, get his attention for, like, work. He's like, oh, yeah. What do you need? Oh, again. So 45 times a break, I get to watch her groom herself like some kind of wild animal. Because honestly... Like, we get it. Your bangs are on your head and you love them.

1:36:06Mikey's show continues. Rock 105.3. Why did he fall for her in the first place? She's cold as ice. I don't know. What do you think kind of advice he had for her? If he says you don't take advice. Stop being so cold. Stop being so cold. And she's like, whatever, I'm not going to listen to that. Cold as ice. Ashley, you're not buying that? No. You're not feeling that? I can't even, I'm really irritated. Who are you irritated at? The bathrooms. Which ones did you go in? Which ones? Tell me which ones you went in. It's the two. stalls that are closest to us. I couldn't even go in. You want to know why? People in there are taking their sweet, sweet, sweet time. So Zeth is walking down the hall and I yell to him to try to have the people in the stall hear me. What did you say to him? Clever. I go, I basically said, I'm waiting to go to the bathroom. I'm on the time crunch. So I hear the toilet flash and I'm like, okay, sweet.

1:37:33hear it flush again. And I'm like, oh, double flush? You know what that is. I'm like, probably never, probably never, and ran back into my studio. It'll never be usable again. I will never go back in. They might as well put sheetrock up and close. It's like the guy in there knew I was waiting, so then he was like, oh, double flush, which I will never, I will never go back in. Forget it. You gotta get rid of the floaters. It's disgusting. It's true. Bits and pieces. The people that go in those stalls are... They're disgusting. There is no reason. There is no reason to use those bathrooms in that hallway for that purpose. It's not cool. Eddie says he doesn't care and he will. What do you use them for? It's a bathroom. Eddie, numero uno. People are on a time crunch and you can't just be in there with the newspaper doing the double flash like you're at a Sunday morning. Have you seen the chair across from the toilet? Someone puts a chair in there and there's always like a newspaper laid out. You gotta read. Like a bookmark. Wait, what? It's foul. You take hours in there. I do know. That is true. Adjusting my bangs.

1:38:48Checking my makeup. This is a problem. This is a problem. And washing my hands because I am meticulous about, like, my process in there and, like, not touching anything because, you know, walking contradictory. It's not about me right now, Eddie. And I'm not leaving a special little double flesh place. Thank you, Sean. Thank you, Sean. I'm not. That was on calls for. Every adult listener just pressed the button. That was great. It's so gross, Mike. But Sean, you played it though. What in the world? Sean, you get it. You'd be so pissed. Remember this about Ashley? And now I have to pee so bad because I didn't get to go. And how am I going to be able to focus during Battle of the Sexes? What do you guys think? Ash, why don't you go to the other ones? Why don't you go to the...

1:40:44Cry, cry, cry, cry. I'm just trying to encourage Ashley to cry whenever she says this. It's good to get it out of the system. It's healthy. It is. Seriously, I'm on a time crunch and I don't have to cry. I freaking go all the way down. She's going to cry. It's a freaking dress and leggings. Let it all out. I'm in and I'm out. Pee. Your bangs are a little disheveled. She's wrong. Focus right now. For as much as she sweats, how come she has to pee so much? That's true. That's a good point. Can we talk for a second about the guys one over here that I always in the hallway? It's the one that I know that I go to and I know Dave and Chainsaw go to. It is so terrible and I'll explain why. They converted that bathroom into a bathroom. They did all this reconstruction in this building and in their brilliance never

1:42:02factored in putting a fan in there in the ceiling that would circulate the bad air out and it's just it's like you walk in there and you go this is like a professional environment what about when you have guests like you have like uh you know different recording artists come in you know what would happen If Trace Atkins had to go into that restroom... She would destroy it. You know what I mean? That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. It's garbage! That's right, it is. All right, Eddie, are you ready? Oh, yeah, more than ready now. To Battle of the South. Seriously? Yeah, go ahead. Go to the bathroom. She's about to cry. Yeah, go ahead. No, she can't concentrate. She needs to go empty her bladder. She's really... You know what I mean? So dramatic. Well, I mean, she's got to go. Oh. Didn't she just sweat it out? Zeth actually knows. That's not funny. The person that does that. He actually knows who it is. Really? Yeah. I am Eddie. Oh, I can't wait to find out. I am Eddie. Oh, you can't wait to find out. You ready? Yeah. Twice a morning. How does Zeth hang out there? He sees him come out twice a morning. Eddie just looked at me like, no. Really? Twice a morning.

1:43:27Oh, my. That's right. Wow. I'm going to talk to him after the show today. You should. I'm going to talk to him. Really? I'm not joking, Sky. I'm going to... Did you see who it is? Yeah. I'm going to have a conversation with him. Wow. That's brutal. And I'm going to say to him... And I will be very professional. I'll refer to him as Mr. and then say his name. Mr. Double Flush. I'll say, excuse me, Mr. Double Flush. Floater. But... Can you explain to me your thought process with the restroom in the hallway? And then he'll laugh and he will. Are you ready, Eddie? Yeah. Your chick question is, when styling, he's already done like it. I don't like it. Eddie, when styling, what is the term used to ruffle the hair by combing from the ends toward the scalp for an airy, Full effect. You know this. I love this. You know this. I do? Yes. Okay. I'm sending it to you right now. Eddie's Achilles heel is? Yes. Wait, read it one more time. Eddie's Achilles heel is styling. Eddie, are you doing it right now? Are you doing air? Why are your looks like that? Number one. That's what you do when you do it. No, you don't. No, you do not. What are you doing? Eddie, stop it now. Eddie, your question is, when styling? We've given you too much.

1:44:56What is the term used? The light bulb just went on. Is it teasing? It is teasing. I would have overthought that. I had no idea and then I pretended to do it and I go, oh. I know what this is. We go back to Chantel. Chantel is looking at Eddie right now. Even when she's mad, she's pretty. We got a former Charger girl in here. It's Chantel. She's gorgeous. Dynamic. She's wearing a Rhythm Nation hat this morning. Mike, she was judged for the Babes in Bikini contest on Tuesday night. You know she's single. Come on. How is it possible? This is impossible. She is. She's got a great friend. He's actually in the radio business. Why don't you give me a break with that stuff already? How many times? Every week. How many times? Yeah. She's made it very clear they're friends.

1:45:57But honestly, like, she was dressed to the nines. Like, she looked like a celebrity, Mike, when she was coming down to judge. That's cool. Why is Mike laughing? I believe it. Something just happened. I don't know. Something bad just happened. Yeah, what are you laughing at? What? Somebody just texted me, notice how perfectly groomed Ashley's bangs are now that she's back. It's true. It's true. They look great. They look great. Thank you. They look great. Well, I'm back on track now. I feel much better. Chantelle. Are you ready for your question? It's a sports question. Another sports question? It's my time. Thank you. But she didn't last time. No need for you to stop. I won't bring that up. By the way, the score is two to nothing. Really, Sean? Two to nothing, guys. Eddie is pretending to tease his hair right now and Sky's not having it. Sky didn't like that. She didn't care for it. Here we go.

1:47:04Chantel, your football question is. Don't start with me, Sean. Chantel. Yes. What college? Now, Sean, that almost implies like good things. She's good looking. That's kind of what it implies. Here is your question, Chantel. Here is your football question. What college did Tennessee Titans starting quarterback Vince Young... Maybe the easiest question you've ever asked. It is easily the easiest question in the history of mankind. I definitely know this. Chantel should definitely know this. A million times. My son Jake just blurted it out at hand. This is easy, Chantel. You have to know this. Chantel, what college did Tennessee Titans starting quarterback... So easy.

1:48:15Vince Young. I think Sky knows this. They played USC with Reggie Bush. They played against one another. Eddie just looked at me. Eddie is mouthing to me right now. Eddie is going, and it's a shocked look. Eddie's got a shocked look on his face. I don't even know what to do. The look says, I mean, is she kidding? I mean, the girl that claims to know about sports, is she kidding? I see like orange. This is really bad. I see like an orangey, yellowy type of. Five seconds. Why are you laughing? You're the best. Oh, man. I know I'm the best, but I'm saying why are you laughing at me? Chantel. Yes? What college did Tennessee Titans starting quarterback Vince Young attend? Eddie, give him the time signal, dude. He imitated Sky when he does it. When he does the time signal. I freaking know.

1:49:12My face does not look like that. We have to have a camera. It's a freaking dress and leggings. You know how when we do the voice of Sky, we always do this? Well, when Eddie does the facial expression, he does this thing where he purses his lips. And that is the Sky facial expression. And then he taps his pretend wristwatch like, time. It's the best. Okay, we need an answer, Shinto. Lovingly hugged. Squeezing him. He was just... He needs to talk to HR after that one. I mean, that was... That was a mallet. Wow. And he looks a little traumatized. I'm very proud of you. That looked like the harassment. Listen. I'm glad. We got a game going now. It's two to one. Oh, yeah. We got a game going. That was huge. We needed that. Are you okay?

1:50:21Boston Rob. Eddie is traumatized by being attacked by a love attack. A love attack that happened from Chantel. Alright, Rob. Okay, stop rocking back and forth. Eddie is like, whoa. I hated that. You just had a charger girl. That was awful. Come on. Eddie! What am I doing again? Oh, God. I will punch you in the face. Are you ready? Yeah. Are you ready? Yeah. Here is your question. What is the name of Mr. Big revealed on the last episode of Sex and the City? Oh, jeez. Yeah. Wow. I mean. What is the name of Mr. Big? It was revealed on the last episode of Sex and the City. Craig Gass. Oh. That is incorrect. Incorrect. That's weird. It was John.

1:51:22You know, the most common name in the world. It's the most common. I don't even know. You just take a guess. You just say the most common guy name you've ever heard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Guess so then, right? No. Can we save that clip? Can we save that clip? That will work for a multitude of things. That will work for a multitude of things. Team Sass. Oh my gosh. We go over to Team Sass and Ashley is up. The guys are not going to like this. No, no. Why? Because it's the way the cards fell. Oh, is it a UFC question? It's a UFC question. Ashley, in the UFC, what is the maximum weight for a fighter in the light heavyweight division? In other words, they can't weigh more than this if they're going to be a light heavyweight. Ashley, that may have got her a little bit. She's thinking about it. Eddie, what is Eddie saying? Immediately. I just have to think about it, okay? Chuck Liddell is light heavyweight, which is... No, Rich Franklin's light heavyweight. No, Chuck Liddell's light heavyweight. Eddie is hiding his eyes right now in embarrassment for Ashley, who, up until this very moment, had some mad respect for his UFC compatriot, Ashley. Can you say the question one more time? He's looking at me right now, shaking his head like, this can't be happening. This can't be happening. Here's your question.

1:53:02In the UFC, what is the maximum weight for a fighter in the light heavyweight division? It's 185. That is incorrect, Ash. Incorrect. It is 205 pounds. They can't weigh more than 205. Hey, listen. I can't decide right now if I'm the best or the worst. but it's definitely one of the two. He's got a face like he knows the answer to that. Oh, that is a shock. Shawnee, oh boy. I don't pay attention to that kind of stuff. Are you ready? Yes. I'm the worst. Your question is... Oh, Sean's up. Sean, what is the name of the album that singer Jewel released in 1995, which went platinum?

1:54:0512 times. Love you. So good. So good. Immediately, Sean has a look that says, Sean has back in the microphone, fists up to the mouth, staring at the ground. Sky studying him pensively in the camera, trying to decide. Like Magnum P.I. over there. That's right. Skye is trying to decide, am I being swashbuckled? That was the exact word I was thinking of. Am I being swashbuckled or does he really not know? Bamboozled. Yes. Total bamboozled. Is some sort of she-nans. Ah, the she-nanny-nans. Occurring right now. Can I have the question one more? Absolutely, Sean. Absolutely. Absolutely. Oh, yes. It's never a good sign when he needs it again. I like that.

1:55:12Sean, what is the name of the album that singer Jewel released in 1995, which went platinum 12 times? Sean is now shaking his head like, mm-hmm. Chantel is giving me the international sign for I'm a Black Panther. Oh, wait, no. It was Mike the Time. You've got to, Mike. She's a fan of Morris Day. I see. Okay. She's giving me the signal for it. I think we all are to a certain degree. The Time. Sean, do you have an answer for this? Yes, I do, Mike. All right, Sean, what is it? What is the album called? I believe the album that Jewel released in 1995. Sky is shaking her head like, what a jerk. What? I mean, listen, he hasn't even said anything. I haven't said anything either. Sky's got a look like, this is just so ridiculous.

1:56:21Ashley and Sky are communicating through instant message. And Chantel is giving looks, too. What are they doing? I don't know. I don't know what's going on. Something is going on. They're giving each other looks, though. They're chick communicating. They're syncing up or something. Oh, time! Yes, we do need to call. Sean, please, an answer. I believe that the album in question released in 1995 Which, at the time, I was working at an AC radio station. That is true. We played a lot of Juul. Very true. Right, right, right, right. However... Oh, no. I don't think I ever actually saw the CD itself. Yes, you just played the songs. Exactly. So I'm totally taking a guess. No, I don't laugh. Don't laugh. Seriously, because I am.

1:57:26I'm taking a guess. Go ahead. Sean, we need an answer. I mean, take a guess. I understand. May I please speak? Just take a guess. May he finish? Just take a guess. Can I please? Mike, you're being very biased. Mike, you are being biased. I need him to take a guess. Very biased. Very. Mike. Yes, Sean. Was the album called, was it a self-titled album called Jewel? No. It was not Jewel. That was close enough. That's what I would have guessed. Sean, it was called... It was called Pieces of You. That's the name of it. Pieces of You. I think the girls are disappointed that he didn't get it right so they could have hammered it. They're bummed. They are legitimately upset that they don't get to say that you're a cheater. Legitimately upset that they don't get to say that you're a cheater. Why would you think I'm cheating? I know it.

1:58:29We didn't say anything. Not a word. Not a word. So where are we at, Mike? What's going on? It is two to one, guys. And so if Sky gets this question right. You mean it all comes down to this? Oh, no. If Sky gets this question right. Stop it now. Then it's tied. Yeah, yeah. If Sky gets this question right, it's tied, which means we must go. It is. Which means that we must go. Into a sudden death. Hopefully it's not sports. I'm going to tell you before. I feel confident about this. I'm going to tell you that before I tell you this. Before I say this question. That it has been said on this radio station. That means nothing. Not once, not twice. But multiple times. But I still feel good about this. Sky. Yes, my friend. In the movie Full Metal Jacket.

1:59:36Don't even know what it's about. What was the name of the hardcore drill instructor played by R. Lee Ermey, whom has been a guest on this show? I knew his name. I thought you were going to ask me the actor's name. I know. Is it multiple choice, Mike? It is not multiple choice. She is leaning back in her chair. She has her arms up to her head. She looks like she is about to do sit-ups. That's the position she's in. She's now playing with her hair. I don't know what kind of... She might be able to get this. She might be able to get this. Now hands are laced on top of the head. Time, Mike! Seriously, Sean? Like, shut up. Come on! So beyond over you, it's not even funny. Eddie is pretending to have a drink in his left hand and a cigarette in his right. I'm speaking for the listeners when I say, Sean, I'm over you.

2:00:41Skye is looking at the table. Oh, look at that. Chantel. Chantel is attacking. She is attacking Eddie with love. She is attacking Eddie with love. What just happened? I just farted. Ew, you did not. Skye is thinking it may be there. Was it you or was it her? Skye. Skye has her fingers pressed against her eyes. She's rubbing. Eddie is giving me the Skye first lips. Don't even. You. Whatever. Ashley is over. Sean, by the way. I don't know, but it was over his bit. I have no right to speak to him. Yeah, there's only one thing that's coming to mind, and I highly doubt it's right, but Sergeant Slaughter. Best answer ever. That is the best answer ever given ever. Ever. You're the best. Ever. You're a genius. I love it. Thank you.

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2:16:03Did you notice Umbrella was like perfectly enunciated though? Like when she got to that one word, it was like, for sure. Umbrella. Mikey's show continues. Rock 105.3. My biggest challenge in guitar, because that's like the sweetest tone when you play lightly. And I have a problem with it because the pick wants to fall out of my fingers. So that is my next big breakthrough that I need to make. I have the solution for you. What is it? Throw your fingernails really long and use your fingernails to strum the guitar. Problem solved. That sounds very much like that guy that you see on late night television, Esteban. And just think about how good the back scratches will be that you give me. Oh. Okay. And it is 821. The San Diego County Water Authority Board voted yesterday to increase water rates.

2:17:31Lots of trades involving NBA draft picks last night, including the number three and four picks, OJ Mayo and Kevin Love, swap teams between Minnesota and Memphis. Eddie, you've never seen Esteban? Oh. He rips off, in his look, he rips off Stevie Ray Vaughan. He wears like the same little skinny hat that Stevie Ray Vaughan used to wear. And he dresses like Stevie Ray Vaughan. And he's the master of the guitar. He's like Zamfir for guitar. Oh, no. And he sells these instructional videos. And he's got these really creepy, you know, like Dracula fingernails. It's really weird. And it's made even weirder because he's on at 2 o'clock in the morning. Oh, really? Selling his DVD with the fingernails and everything. His name is Esteban? His name is Esteban. It should be Count Esteban. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's playing with the fingernails.

2:19:11music. Outstanding. Right off of the instruction videos I just made, Steve, for everybody. That's a little malagania is what that's called. Thank you very much. God bless you. Would you like another glass of wine? No. I'm here with Esteban. That'd be awesome. And that's all she wrote. Sweetberry wine! Speaking of... Now it's time for the YouTube Clip of... Ladies and gentlemen, today's clip is something that maybe you've heard on the radio before or maybe on television. You've seen this kind of thing. And what I'm talking about is when someone gets very, very nervous, okay? And it is really tough when you're in a job like radio or television and you're trying to control your nerves. And maybe it's the first time that you've ever been on television.

2:20:15or that you've been on the radio, and so your nerves really do get the best of you. And you're trying to not let anyone know it. But sometimes it's just apparent in your voice. No. Cut 30. According to wind temperature, westward direction is 7 miles per hour. The barometer is at 29 and 95 in... No. growing and the community stands at 79 degrees. Yeah, take it easy. It's okay, it's okay. And you can see a clear visibility at 1.8. And it happens with temperature, as I said before, it's 37 degrees. And you can clearly see straight to the northwest direction. How do you get higher? That is unbelievable. It's unreal. It's the most unreal. It's the most un... No, no, he wasn't. No, no, no. It's a real television station with a real weather guy. I'm telling you. It's a real deal. I've never been nervous like that, but I know, you know, I've been nervous like that. And it's like, you're saying things, but in your mind, all you're thinking is, oh, I'm messing this up so bad. Oh, just try and recover. My name's Sky. What's happening? Okay, wait, it's out. Sean, Sean.

2:21:57It was one of her first airships. It was one of Skye's first airships ever. By herself. I mean, it was like 3 o'clock in the morning. I was doing overnights. I've been in radio for two seconds. I know you like them. I love them. And I did love them. That's right. Are you thinking in your head, I'm messing this up? No, that was good right there. We actually, we have a friend that this happens to. Yes, Seth. No, it's not Seth. Oh, I thought we were... Eddie. He just cries. Eddie, it's a friend. It's not a friend. No, but he is a friend. He's not. It's a friend of ours. Oh! It's all good. It's all good. Yeah. Work it out. We love Casey. We don't love Casey. See, part of it is that he relaxes. He's holding the microphone so stiff. Relax. I want to go on a horse and buggy ride. You don't want to go on a horse and buggy ride. I do. I do. He'll pull up on you. I held her up over this. It'll be fine. Some people do motion sickness. He's too nervous. Casey, relax. It's in his head now. What is that? It's his friend. He has his favorite things. I like that. One of Casey's favorite things. Yeah.

2:23:42Is the summertime. Like he loves the summertime because it's about grill outs and cooking out. And so we suggested that maybe you write about things that you love and then it'll calm you while you do it. Is that so? Yeah. And so he's saying he's saying about hamburgers and hot dogs. He reverts to it. Yeah, that's Casey. And why do you do that? It's a calming technique. What he does is, yeah, what it is, is it's his inner voice saying. Calm down. No. He's possessed. Yeah, it's him. It is Casey. No more. It's Casey. This is his song. I hate this one the most. This will explain. This one talks about his child. He tells you about what happened. Okay, great. Eddie, cut down. You see? You see? You see? It's all coming together. That's very real. The song is on it. The only thing I'd like to know is if you are because I just can't stand to see. One more sunset. Oh. Eddie, one more sunset. That's his song. So stupid. What is that? What is that?

2:26:20Never seen a guy in a one-piece leotard. He really perspires. He'd be ashamed of himself. He's a good guy. Awesome. Well, Casey's good. I think he's good. Awesome. He's working it out. He's working it out. That song explains everything. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I have a text message that says, Mikey, will you ask Chantel about her workout video? Chantel, do you have... What is that? Does she really have a... What? Eddie just put his hands up like, are you kidding me? Is this real? What? Crazy. Excuse me. I've never seen a black girl blush, but I'm seeing it right now. I'm seeing it right now. What is going on? Chantel, what is this? I have a workout video. What? I thought that this was, this is real? How do we find it? Hold up for a minute. We need audio. Oh my God. We got to get audio of Chantel's workout video. How do we get it? How do we get it? How do we get it? How do we get it? What are you talking about? Girl.

2:27:49did this go down how did you cindy whitmarsh who i do kusi every other week and i work out with her in the mornings on the news yes yeah yes tell us some stuff every once in a while okay so you guys work out every morning yeah and she was doing this workout video and she needed you know two people to be in it with her and she asked me and i was like yeah that'd be so much fun uh-huh so i did it and it's out and you can That is fantastic. I would love to take your workout video. What's it called? Yeah, you got a great bod. I would love that. I'm Googling. That's what's going on. I think at this point, just so everyone knows. Where is it? I don't know. Cindy Whitmore. I don't see anything like that. You got it? I am me. Instant message. Send him the link. Come on, Seth. I'm going to buy every copy that there is. We will have this audio by the next time she's in. Oh, my gosh. You should buy a bunch and give them that as prizes. Cindy Whitmarsh. Yes. 101 ways to work out with weight. Is that it? No. Is it ultra fat burning workout? I don't know. That must be it. No. Look up on my screen. Fitness ball. Power of Pilates. 10 minutes. Yeah, it is 10 minutes. 10 minute what? Who are you texting?

2:29:29Person. Wow, she's ripped. Come on, Skye. Send me the link. You sent it to me? Oh, her exercise TV. What is exercise? People are freaking out. Is it? Welcome back. So glad you're with us this morning. Is that it? Yeah. I don't know if it has her on it, though. Fitness expert Cindy Whitmarsh joins us with a trainer who works out with superstar athletes like Laker, Kobe Bryant. Good morning. Yes, good morning. Yes, the number one complaint that my clients have all the time is low back pain and sciatic pain. And I have that, too. I complained about it. Well, that's her anyway. Where is this video? Is it 10-minute solution target training? Target tone for beginners? Is it the booty burn? It's the booty burn? What is it, man? Chantel. Stop being a jerk, Chantel. Tell her. You're playing coy with us. I love it when Skylash is out. It's my favorite. It's the funniest thing I've ever seen. You are being a tease right now. Yes, you're being a tease. Is it the Ultra Fit Combo Package? What the hell? Okay, do you know what it is or what? No. Okay, she doesn't know. Oh, you don't know. She doesn't know. Oh, yeah, she does. I believe her. She said she doesn't know. Oh, you can't do that. Do you swear on your Mercedes that you don't know?

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2:37:39So we didn't find that lot out. She ain't giving it up. She's not giving any information to us. We found out it sold at Walmart, though. Why is she not telling us? I don't know. It's weird. We're going to get a hold of it, and we're going to get the audio on the air one way or another. It is 842. Mini-Me actor Verne Troyer has filed a $20 million lawsuit against TMZ for posting parts of his stolen sex tape. Big upsets at Wimbledon. Andy Roddick and Maria Sharapova are out. That took a second. The worst part about it, we always have the TV on when we sleep, you know? I wake up this morning, it's on CNN. It's the first thing I see. Oh, my. It was so gross, man. Kind of disturbing. Now, if it was Wee Man, that's another story. No. Okay. Yeah, why Wee Man? I think Wee Man's so hot. I know, but why, as an example, like, why Wee Man? Well, I'd be into that. I think he's hot. Did that get weird? I shouldn't have said that. Got pretty weird. Got pretty weird right there. Anybody? Okay. Mikey just wanted to say congrats to Eddie for another glorious win. Whatever. Guys, unbelievable.

2:39:07and Dynamite. He gives you no credit. I want you to know that. That's what he said. Here's the deal. That's what he said. You guys are horrible. You guys are on his back. I can't get a word in mine. Sorry. It says, I wanted to say congrats to Eddie for another glorious win and that the P1s will never be over Sean. That is correct. is so nice. Ashley and Sky were going off about it for a while. The two of them have their conspiracy theories. We were not. You knew what we were talking about. I know you guys were talking about this. Talking about what? I went, after Battle of the Sexes, I went to the restroom, and then I went to Ashley's studio, and we were discussing things, and these guys were giving us stink eye, like, oh, they're in there bitching. Why don't they just get over it? Which was not even the case. Like, I was genuinely telling Skye that my boyfriend genuinely thinks that Sean, like, this bit is, like, old, and, like, it's, like, he's over it. It's not funny. See, then you were talking smack about it. Well, she said that. That was one of, like, three things. No, that was, like, that.

2:40:22That was one of three things we talked about. I don't know. I was just stating facts. Ashley, was that all we were talking about in there? Then I apologize for thinking you were talking smack about stuff. As it turns out, you were. But it wasn't even Sky. It was me and I was stating facts. I'm sure Sky just sat there and smiled. Well, listen, Ashley, I hear what you're saying, but I can't comment on that. And I shan't. I shan't. I shan't. She's an angel. I shan't. She's an angel. That's not what was going on. I just shan't. You guys are tripping. Please. Please. I said to Eddie, I go, what's hysterical about this is that basically now Sean can't answer correctly or incorrectly. We didn't say. anything. Either way. See, that's not even my problem. Either way. Mike, honestly, I don't even care about that. My problem is just that he takes a really long time and it gets boring. It's hysterical for me. Difference of opinion. We agree to disagree. You're both right. Hey, listen. Maybe this text message we got that said that the P1s will never be over Sean. Maybe they disagree too. He nailed you guys.

2:41:48Mikey, Sean missed the jewel question on purpose, so it would be all up to Sky. Shame on you, Sean. Shame on you. That's hurtful. Whatever. I'm so over all this. That is so mean. Will you please? Will you please? This text says, when Sean laughs, angels kiss the ears of all listening. That is fantastic. That is fantastic. Eddie? Eddie. Breaking news. Go ahead. Whoa. Go ahead. Breaking news. On the hotline as we speak. Yes. Part of Chantel's workout video, Cindy Whitmarsh. Get out of here. Shut the front door. Shut the front door. Yeah. Is this Cindy Whitmarsh? It is. What? Why? So, Cindy, you have a workout video.

2:42:58I do. Chantel is in one of your workout videos. Yeah, she's smoking hot. I didn't know that. What is the name of her workout video? It's, let's see, it's Boot Camp. Boot Camp. Oh, okay. Okay, Boot Camp. Now, does Chantel appear in it working out or does she have a speaking role? She is working out, but every time she doesn't call it like a shout out. She passes gas. Every time she does a crunch, she passes gas. I apologize, Cindy. I'm sorry, Cindy. Cindy, I am sorry. That was completely funny. I mean, wait, wait, wait. Inappropriate. Did she annoy the pounds off you? So, Cindy, if we wanted to get our hands on one of these videos, how would we go about that? Yes. Do an audition? No, no, no. We want to get a hold of the video. We want to get a hold of the video. Oh, you want to get a hold of the video? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can order it on my website or on, let's see. What's the name? What's the website? It's ultrafitnutrition.com. Ultrafitnutrition.com. Is it available in stores, Cindy?

2:44:24It is. Yeah, it's at Target, and you can get it, where else, Borders? Can you get it at Walmart? You should be able to, yeah. Okay. So what do you do if you want to audition? Actually, oh no. Ridiculous. What? For the next video. You don't want this. Yeah, you don't want anything. You ain't ready for this. She's not ready. She's not ready for you. Maybe we could have you on KOSI as one of my fitness demonstrators. Yeah, you know, it turns out that Chantel is on. All the time she's on TV, and we didn't even know it. Tell us these things. One of my famous models. So, Cindy Whitmarsh, you are from San Diego? Originally North Dakota. Okay. And how did you get into this? Oh, my gosh. I've been doing it forever. I mean, my degree is in corporate and community fitness, and I moved out here from North Dakota. I was a personal trainer.

2:45:29teaching tons of aerobic classes. And then I got into starting my own business, hired a bunch of people. And now we do an in-home food business as well. But my main thing that I'm doing now is videos and infomercials and running back and forth from L.A., which is crazy. But it's all fun. Cindy, are you very tall? 5'7". Okay, because I'm looking. You are ripped. That's my height. I would look great next to you. Wait a minute. Ashley, Ashley. I mean, you're. On the film. That's ridiculous. I mean, it would look good on the screen. Now, I'm on ultrafitnutrition.com. And where do I go to order the videos? It should be in the shopping cart. Like in the, where you order. It should be like in the store. Shop section. There's a shop. I'm looking. Up on top. The toolbar up on top. Do you see it? Are you on the homepage? Yep. Ultra Fit at your door? Ultra Fit at... No, it should go to the store. Inside the store, the video should be in there. I ain't seeing it. I'm not. I'm looking. Do you have that link that Seth sent you? Yeah, but that link didn't work for me. Well, that's where I saw the video. Why did I send you guys one? How about that? Thank you. Please. Oh, that would be... We would like the boot camp one. Oh, here's Ultra Fit Store.

2:46:50Now I found it. Now I've got it. Where is boot camp? So what kind of stuff are you guys wearing in these videos? Are we like in sports bras and shorts or what? Yeah. You were wearing shorts too, weren't you? Remember I took those off? You cute people, I've got to go teach spin class. Thank you very much. Thank you, Cindy. Thank you, Cindy. And Cindy, she told us that you are this fit and you have kids and stuff. I've got two little girls. How about you? You're great. She's the woman. Thank you very much, Cindy. We appreciate it. I'll send you the video. Thank you very much. Have a great day. How did you meet her, Chantel?

2:47:47I actually met her through Charger Girls. Every year we have this orientation mini camp, and she came in to tell us about nutrition and fitness and how to stay fit and do it the right way. And I met her through there, and we just became friends through that. So, yeah. Great story. Compelling and rich. Whatever, Sean. Why are you laughing so hard? Why? Fantastic. If you're a Charger girl and you put on a couple LBs, do you get like a talking to? You do, yes. You can get benched. Is it a firm talking to or a very light? I've never been talked to, so I'm not exactly sure. Well, hello. Well, sorry. Excuse our fat asses. Our phone number is 570-1053. Oh, when we come back, I'm playing the P1 parody song. Yes. I'm such a jerk. I forgot to play it earlier. We're playing it when we come back. It's the greatest parody song. We'll play it when we come back.

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2:58:20The Mikey Show's on 105.3. John McCain has announced that he supports the ballot initiative that wants to ban gay marriage in California. Text message. Mikey, every time Chantel farts in a workout video, an angel gets its wings. Welcome back. Ladies and gentlemen, we had Seth go to Walmart. We couldn't get the video. They didn't have that copy. Wait for it to come. Well... We do have Chantel working out with KUSI. Yes, we do. Shawnee. Good morning, Sydney. Yes, good morning, you guys. It is beautiful. Joe is right. It's beautiful. And I challenge you, get out of your house, get out of the gym, go for a walk, go for a run, and I'm going to show you some great exercises that you can do while you're doing your walk or run that's really going to pump it up a little bit. So let's get started here. Chantel is with me today to help me demonstrate the exercises. So we're going to start with a basic lunch today. So Chantel, go ahead. Okay, so you're on your walk.

3:00:03What I want you to do is, while you're walking, take a little break, and I want you to do forward lunges. So right here, I'm going to have Chantel face it here, and I'm going to show you the form on this. Chantel's so irritated. Make sure when you're doing the lunge that your knee stays directly over your ankle. Look at how her form, her body is perfectly straight all the way up and down. Her weight is in the center. That's the perfect form of a lunge. So alternating lunges, I want you to do 20 lunges. All right. Now we're going to take this one up a little notch. She's got it. She's got it. So go ahead, Chantel, do the lunge. Then you're going to take the opposite elbow down and reach it in towards the ground. Again, watch Chantel's form here. It's a much more visual. Look at how her back is flat here. Again, the knee is directly over the ankle. Her elbow is all the way in. There it is. She's a star. I think she looks lovely. We love her. I think she looks lovely. I'm sorry. They're like this. has reverted back to second grade right now. Well, it fits right in with your fart jokes. Or not even jokes. She just looked at Eddie like, all right, enough. That wasn't me. You're sitting right next to me. How are you going to say it wasn't me? Thank you. It doesn't even make sense, Eddie. Please. I'm so... I know it's frustrating. We will be getting this video in the mail from Cindy Whitmarsh.

3:01:23And we will get the audio on the next time Chantel is in. She is? Governor Whitmarsh. Governor Whitmarsh. Sounds nice. The gentle lady from the state of California. Mary Kate Olson was on David Letterman's show and did something kind of unusual while she was being interviewed by him. Apparently she was a little tie-tie. I'm not even joking. Stop it. A little tie-tie. Hey, it happens to the best of us, Mike. Of course, you know Letterman would let that one go. Oh. Cut one. What did you and your sister do on your birthday to celebrate? We went to Nashville, Tennessee. Now, why that? Why Nashville? There's a music festival out there called Bonnaroo. Pause. Does every girl that age... I know. Every girl? Yeah. I mean, they all, like, we all have to talk like Paris Hilton. Yeah, pretty much. Like, if they're that age, because what it is, is it's like a sophisticated, like, they believe.

3:02:22It's kind of that they don't care. It's like, I don't really care. That's the important part. Yeah, you have to sound like you don't really care. You don't. That's the thing. And also, like, you're, you know, very bored. Is this over yet? Yeah. And also, very, like, got it together. Oh, I'm the best. Unpause. Stayed on a bus in little cubby, like, bunk beds. But they were... I don't know what they're called. It was so much fun. It was one of the best weekends. Did the two of you go to Nashville? No, there were eight of us. Did you say Memphis or Nashville? What? Nashville. You said Nashville. I said Memphis. Nashville, Tennessee. Yes, we drove out to go. I'm so tired. I just flew in yesterday. She yawned while she was talking about it. and I'm flying back after this. Is that right? Yeah. I've been here since 78. That's pretty awesome. Shauna really kicked off a whole fad without talking like that. Yeah. She started... Let's see. Shauna, do you have the clip Larry King asking Christina Aguilera why she has her kid in videos? Yes. Let's hear that clip. You have Max on camera. You're going to have him on camera in this. Yes, yes. Is there any qualms about that?

3:04:09In what way? Playing him. Well, you know, being that I am someone that is in the limelight, I just figured, you know, he is going to be time and time again probably subjected to, you know, the press in one shape or another. And in a way where I'm really not going to have much control over. And so what a great way to sort of subject him in such a positive way and in such a great time in history to do something as positive as. Getting people to vote and getting people to care about their country and get excited about this change. So there's one take. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's that she's using him in the video and the video's like political or something. Yeah, it's like a rock the vote video. But the thing that I found interesting about it is her take on like putting the kid out there. Sure. Her take is, well, he's going to... be in the limelight no matter what. And I thought it was an interesting choice of words. She says, so I thought, what better way to subject him? Yeah. Odd. Interesting choice of words. What better way to subject him than in such a positive way? Yes. So, Nicole Richie commenting on the same thing. Cut six. Do you plan to kind of protect her from the paparazzi? I don't want that around her. I mean, I just don't. It's definitely the...

3:05:42The thing that makes me the most nervous. Very different takes. One says, well, I'm going to subject him in a positive way. The other says, I don't want it. I just don't want it. Yeah, who would have thought a couple years ago that Nicole Richie would turn out to be a good mom? I mean, I got to say. Everything I've seen in Nicole Richie with that kid is fine. It looks very positive. Yeah, they're going for walks, going to the park. She's staying home. She's not going out to the clubs. I love it. Yeah. I love it. I don't have an eating disorder. Now, let me tell you. Let me tell you. Now, this goes back to what I said about, I said this about Britney Spears ages ago. America is a really fickle country. No doubt about it. Yes. Very fickle country. However, America really loves rebound stories. They really do. Very true. Like our culture is, is that if you get your stuff together, America really likes to like it. And so Nicole Richie could not have been any more of a bad guy a year ago. Really couldn't have been any more of a bad guy. But now that you see her doing this mom thing, suddenly people really are cool with Nicole Richie. They love to see it. They love to see the good mom stuff. I, for the record, still am not.

3:07:05Eddie is out. I despise her. For me, I just, I respect her a little bit more. She's an evil person. I don't deny that, Eddie. She's always been an evil person. I do not deny that, but I respect her a little bit more. Yeah, I think it's kind of cool that she's showing the good mom side. Yeah. I spit in her general direction. Not on her directly, but just in her general direction. Thank you. Okay. That's better than doing some other things. I don't. I'm just saying. Okay. This is Slash talking about his solo album plans. Cut 19. I really want to do a solo record and play with a lot of different people that I've worked with before. Maybe some people I haven't worked with and just do something really, really sort of interesting. Because I've played on so many other people's records, you know, and I want to write material for, like, different individuals to sing on and whatnot. Now, was that Mary-Kate or Ashley? That was Mary-Kate. That was Mary-Kate. I don't... Skye, is there something about Sebastian Bach having to do with either Slash or Axel or something? Yeah, Sebastian Bach was talking about how Axel Rose told him that he is writing his own autobiography. I guess they were both talking about writing their books, autobiographies. And Axel asked Sebastian, well, you know, how many pages you got? And Sebastian's like, oh, about six pages. And Axel started laughing and said that he has about 12,000 words already down at this point.

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3:13:09Otherwise, just enjoy the ride. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. All right, so the Padres are having a rough go of it in this interleague play, but they're going to turn it around because they're playing somebody who's worse than them, ladies and gentlemen. It's hard to find, but it's true. The Seattle Mariners, they're terrible, and we're going to beat them. And tonight is going to be a fun night at the ballpark. It is 1978. Retro Night, where they're going to commemorate the 30th anniversary of the 78 All-Star Game played in San Diego. So the Padres and Mariners are going to wear their 1978 uniforms, which will be great. Fans are encouraged to wear their 70s attire. They're going to have a best dress contest, give you some cool stuff. They're going to play 70s music. It'll be a fun night out at Petco tonight. Tomorrow, then they're giving away Adrian Gonzalez replica jerseys, which everybody's going to want. And Sunday, it's kids' giveaway. They're giving away these swinging fryer banks for kids. So lots of fun stuff out at Petco Park coming up. And if you need tickets, go to Padres.com or give them a call at 877-FRIER-TIX. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. This is the home of the Mikey Show. KIOZ. San Diego.

3:14:25Now, here's something you may have missed this morning on the Mikey Show. What do you guys think? Ash, why don't you go to the other ones? Why don't you go to the... Cry, cry, cry, cry. I encourage Ashley to cry whenever she says that. It's good to get it out of the system. It's helping. It is. Seriously, I'm on a time crunch and I don't have to fight. I freaking go all the way down. She's going to cry. It's a freaking dress and leggings. I'm in and I'm out to pee. Really bad? Your bangs are a little disheveled. Oh, no. Just wrong. Focus right now. The Mikey Show continues. I'm on the rock. Hidden camera bang video is on MikeyShow.com. Oh, it is? Oh, my God. I want to watch it. I want to watch it. Oh, my gosh. We took a camera and we put a hidden camera video in Boston Rob's studio. And so it's just three minutes of Ashley.

3:15:40Without her knowing it. And it's her just fixing her bangs like a million times. Like I never realized like I cannot sit still in my studio. Like I'm a freak. It's pretty awesome. I'm a freak. It is 920. George Michael called out Dr. Phil at his L.A. show saying that the doctor looked miserable in the audience. Who's ready for a soccer update? Yes. Bane hammers Russia to reach the Euro Cup Finals. Bob, what is drifting on guitar? What is it? Oh, man. It is this crazy... I don't even know how to explain it. My brother, Gabe, showed me this. And this guy, Andy... Andy McKee? Yeah. Sean, see if you can get this. Go to YouTube. Yeah, send Sean the link. And then, Sean, give us the audio. It's him drifting the song Africa by Toto. I've never heard of it before. Like Tokyo Drift? Yes, I don't know. It's on a guitar. I've never heard of it. Please get that link. Oh, man. I'm sorry. Holy mackerel. I appreciate it. That's right. You got a scroll-o.

3:17:19How about Coldplay's performance this morning on the Today Show? Mike, this is going to make news. Talk about it. This is going to make news. I think it is, too. Really? Well, it's just Chris Martin is... Wow. On one. I mean, he's very... Chantel, have you seen it? I have, yes. Do you find anything unusual? They're always very subdued. Do you think it's going to be in the news? Is that it? He's just rocking out? This is really whack. He's going crazy. Chris Martin, lead singer at Coldplay. He just is really excited on stage. Yeah. Very alert. She's fixing her bangs. Ashley is fixing her bangs. Do you see what I have to do? She's in the studio fixing her bangs. Are you like a dog? I mean, it's like you're grooming yourself. Yes. Yes. I'm not dead. They're just living in my head. Oh, just wait. This is nothing. Thanks for making us feel so home in America. He even looks different. Thanks. They did lots of songs. He was all over the place.

3:18:37And even when they were interviewing the band, it was all fidgety. Shawnee, do you have it? Yep. This is drifting. Playing like the wood of the guitar. This is just one guy playing with two hands. Regular guitar. How does he do it? Slaps the guitar. Just by himself. Playing the entire song. He was doing it. I was just watching it. Well, I can do it on the bass. Drop the guitar. Thank you, Sean. Mikey Show. Diet Cokehead. Hi, P1 Diet Cokehead. Rob the president. Yeah, all right. You're a secretary of state. What the heck? Word. I was wondering if you guys could explain something to me. Uh-huh. Why is Coldplay such a big deal? Oh, come on. You're nuts. You're nuts. Seth hates him. That's crazy. I love Coldplay. They're great. I think they're brilliant. Yes, they're so talented. I think they're brilliant. Look at the appeal of, like, Crocs and Harry Potter. So maybe it's just me.

3:20:53Well, you're talking about their look. I mean, we're talking about their music. Thank you. So she's talking about their look. Well, she said Crocs and Harry Potter. I don't get Crocs. Those are the worst. Well, you don't have to wear them. But it has nothing to do with the music. We don't get it. Okay, but I also don't get why U2 is such a big deal either. Oh, God. That's your girl. That's your girl. That's your girl. That's your girl. Zeth was saying, you know, he goes, as we were listening to them performing live, he goes, I don't get it. Like, what does it make you feel like? What are you getting from it? I don't understand. And I was like, wow, I don't understand that. Because their music to me is, I don't know. Well, he said that he agreed with you. He thinks that they have, that all of their songs sound the same. Wow. Which, I mean, I guess they have a chord progression or something that must sound the same. But to me, man, oh, I love the sound of that music. Yeah, it's very cool. But see, to me. The King Kong. No, okay, so we just heard that. Yeah. And to me, that sounds very different than this.

3:22:41Like the whole tempo is different. Everything's different. Like the chords are different. Everything's different. Well, a lot of it is music, but mostly it's his way he sings. It all sounds the same to me. Now, but Eddie. Why are you trying to convince me? I want to fight with you about it. I want to convince you. No. I want to convince you that you love Coldplay. You're going to change your mind, and you're going to become their number one fan. You will. I want you to love them. You're going to lead their vision. This is a great one, Mike. This is good. Sounds like a pile of garbage. I mean, to Eddie's defense, if you guys have ever heard of pile of garbage, it is similar. But I like the sound of the pile of garbage. So this is their new one. You mean the U2 ripoff? Well, then maybe that's why the lady hates this. Honestly, first time I heard Coldplay, I said...

3:23:42It sounds like they're trying to sound like you, too. Honestly. That one is, like, crazy. Yeah. But... Revolutionized, Daddy. Look into it. Well, shit. Didn't some band sue these guys? Because this song was a ripoff of, like, the Sloppy Sandals or something. Yes, the Sloppy Sandals. Yeah, remember? The Sloppy Sandals originally did that song. What was it? The Wooden Doors? We talked about it on the show. We played the two clips. Oh. I forget. I don't think it's the sloppy sandals. The wooden doors. The wooden doors. Say it again. The electric tables. The electric tables. Twisted afro. I know what you're saying. The broken twigs. Something like that. They were great. This email says, on Ashley's blog today, she says that her mother told her that if a movie makes you go through all the emotions, then it's a

3:24:47tall tale sign of a high quality movie. Ash, is that true? Yeah. Did you say that if it makes you go through all the emotions that it is in fact a tall tale sign? Yeah. Okay. And so the email goes on to say, Mikey, a tall tale, like as in Paul Bunyan or Pecos Bill. I mean, a movie that makes a person go through all ranges of emotion is a high quality movie. Stop the presses. I salute you all for having, braving through Ashley every day. That's P1 Boba Fett. I think what he's saying is that he wants us to let Ashley know that it's a telltale sign. It is not a telltale sign. Are you sure? No, a telltale sign is very... It's good. Listen, it was close. Just one letter on it. It doesn't affect my personal life. That is true. It may have just been a typo. It's a what? That's fine. No, Sky, it wasn't a typo.

3:25:47It's a telltale sign. It's not a telltale sign. It's not a telltale sign. Oh, like that makes more sense. I like when she argues what the action is. It's a telltale sign. Oh, no. Now we're fighting. Fix your bangs. How are they? Are they dispersed evenly? They look beautiful. I don't know why you were always messing with them. They look great. Is that what... Okay, wait a minute. That's what she's doing right there. Now, Ash, is that what the thing is? You're making sure that they're evenly distributed. Is that the deal? Yes. Mike, that is the deal. They got to be evenly distributed. Oh, I hope they fall out. Throughout my forehead. You guys ready to hear the P1 song? Yes. I want to be a P1. Come on. It's P1 Buckley right there. Yes. It is very true. So that was, yeah, it was a bunch of P1s got together. It's Space Boy actually playing bass on that sucker. Really? He played every instrument. That's what I heard. Is that the deal? He played every instrument. He's crazy.

3:29:06It's like the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl's first demo for the Foo Fighters. It's like he's playing every record. So there they are. It's called I Want to Be a P1. We got to take a timeout. But when we come back. Oh, by the way, thank you to Restaurants on the Run. They brought in food this morning for our P1s. Awesome. They do corporate delivery. They're on time. They're accurate. They're convenient. I know that for a fact because my wife and I use them. And they deliver in all areas of San Diego. They're in Chula Vista even now. Let's see. They got a rewards program, so you earn points on every buck you spend. And you can do online ordering. That's how we do it. We don't even talk to a person. No, it's so easy and convenient. We do it all online. Awesome. Order tracking. They got breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And if you want to go to their website, it's rotr.com. Yeah. We got two P1s in the studio today, Harold and Chris. And Harold's got a couple of kids that have a birthday he wants to give a shout out to. Say happy birthday. Go ahead, Harold. Hey, guys. This is Daddy out here on the Mikey Show. Kids love that, man. Reese and Tabitha want to wish you guys happy birthday. Very cool. Happy birthday. Is it drifting? Take a quick time out. Go away. A lot of good stuff coming up for us. This guy's got new releases. How about that? Mikey Show. That's the ultimate hang zone.

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3:34:37The smooth ride continues on our freeways. Looking nice throughout the county. No big major problems except for on Surfer Street. There is one situation here in Escondido where a car took out a power pole leaving power lines across the roadway here. Bear Valley Parkway shut down in both directions at El Dorado Drive. So use some caution there. A traffic alert has been issued for that area. Other than that, just enjoy it out there. Border wait still over an hour at San Isidro if you're heading north across the border into the U.S. I'm McLaurin on Rock 105.3. Now that summer's here, why not plan affordable ways to enjoy it? Warm, sunny days for swimming, picnics under the trees, road trips with the family. Coleman asks, this summer, what will you remember? Great summer memories don't have to be pricey or far away. You'd be surprised at all the great parks, lakes, and streams you can visit with just a half tank of gas. Make your list and grab your family and friends. Coleman has everything you need to create one-of-a-kind moments, and those are the kinds of memories you just can't buy. So go on, have fun. make this summer the one you'll always remember. Dream outside in the Montana Big Sky Tent from Coleman, almost as roomy as Montana itself, and featuring our innovative hinge door that swings open and closed, making going in and out of the tent easier. It even has a remote control lighting system. Get your Montana Big Sky Tent at Sports Chalet. Here's something you may have missed this morning. All right, well, thank you very much, Cindy. We appreciate it. I'll send you the video. Thank you very much. How did you meet her, Chantel? Um, a tragic girl.

3:36:23orientation mini-camp, and she came in to tell us about this and do it the right way. If you're a Charger girl and you put on a... Is it a firm talking to her or a very light? They've never been talked to, so I'm not exactly... Well, hello. I'm on the rock. Tonight, dessert will be a deduction. Yeah, because there are... Yes, he will. Your husband and my wife and... And Eddie are really the reason I say it. That's true. I don't know that I've ever met three people so into dessert. But I'm dwarfed by your wife and the boo. Oh, really? They're like crazy dessert. The boo is psycho. Boo almost beat my ass at one time because we didn't order dessert. Really? Yeah, because we were all too full and no one wanted to order dessert and he wanted to order this whole platter. He still talks about it. Last night after the movie, he was trying to get us to all go get this because we owe it to him. Your husband is the boo.

3:38:03Him and Rebecca. Well, I know that Rebecca would give up a meal, like dinner, for dessert any day. No doubt. Because to her, dessert is like the flavor of life. It's a reason for living. That's right. Mikey, I've seen hundreds of concerts from Pink Floyd to Metallica. Coldplay was by far the best show I've ever seen. That's so weird. I think I said that to Rob or Zeth. You said that off the air like a half hour ago. Yeah. That somebody that I know. But they do something that you hate. What? Where they change the words. They change it. And like do it all different. They change the way that it sounds. Yeah. So instead of clocks sounding like clocks, it's like clocks go out. Okay. I don't think it's like that. Well said. I don't think it's anything close. It's like I'm at the show. A little scatting in there. Mikey, Coldplay is Radiohead Lite. Even Chris Martin will say so. And High Speed is the best Coldplay song. Speed of Sound is the best. That's actually wrong. Yellow is the best. Oh, how dare you? I mean, really. I like X and Y. X and Y is good.

3:39:26The only song I liked from them was that Scientist. She blinded me with science. What the hell? She blinded me with science. The Scientist. Is that what it is? That's a very depressing song. You like it for that reason. This song is going to make everybody cry. I hope so. Cry, cry, cry. I'll cry it out. It's my birthday weekend. Please. and pretend break up with her. Sheepers creepers. Why would you stay? If you are listening, you could call and say I have a birthday to me. It's not your birthday until Monday. He could do that on Monday. Why does she have to make that face when she does that voice? Mikey, I am on the same page with Eddie. I also dislike Coldplay and spit in their general direction.

3:40:36I too believe they're a carbon copy of U2. Another thing is after a year of not being able to listen to the show, I am back. You guys are so funny and I would laugh at work and make my boss listen. And I finally started to have withdrawals and had to have my fix. So I bought some headphones to control my laughter. I'm listening from Huntington Beach online where radio sucks. That's P1 Huntington. Boston Rob, you're the man for playing Coheed in Cambria. I was wondering what that was. I was like, what is that? The thing that was funny about it is I know I've heard it, but I just didn't know what it was. Then it was Zeth that goes, it's Coheed in Cambria. I go, what is it though? Who does it? It took about five minutes to do that. Listen to this. Zeth says, He couldn't go to Omar's going away party last night because he doesn't have a photo ID. That's true. Is this guy for you? Why? Yeah, he can't go to like bars or clubs or anything. Where's your ID? He got his license taken away. Suspended? Like police officer talking.

3:42:10For what? Remember his friend got pulled over because they thought he was drinking and then Zeth ended up getting busted. But you guys know that Zeth wants to borrow my car? What? Oh, for real? What? That's crazy. Hold up, wait a minute. Why was the license taken away? And also, why does he want to borrow your car? Because they're dating. We have a date. They are? a date, can he borrow the car? And I said, if I get a date, you can borrow the car. We both know that. Oh my God, that's perfect. You guys should date each other. Oh, wrong. Oh, that is so adorable. No, because then he doesn't even have to borrow the car. He can ride shotgun. Let's see what he looks like shotgun in your life. The jealousy line is ringing. Yo, what's up? Hey guys, it's Dr. Wayne calling in. How are you guys? Good. How are you? What's the matter? Why don't you guys leave Zeth alone? Why are you getting upset? Yeah, you're very combative. Well, first of all, I'm a little upset with Zeth. I was blogging with him last night. He didn't mention a thing about having his license taken away. You know, I would have taken you over there, Cookie. Manly, don't worry about it. That's not Manly. How do you blog with someone? What the heck?

3:43:38What do you mean, how do you blog with someone? You sit next to them on a laptop. That's how you do it. Having a computer and sitting on somebody's lap does not make it a laptop. Thank you, Eddie. These are good points. Well, then I better reconsider what I call that stuff. Anyway, I invited Seth over to do a butterfly kisses contest. I'm just kidding. Hey. You're giving yourself away. That's a funny joke, Dr. Wayne. Anyway, I got to go because I got a couple of girls coming over. I'm going to be doing oil paintings of them in the nude like in the movie Titanic. Wow. What does your wife think of that? Well, she knows that I'm into the woman's figure. Oh, wait. Chantel is volunteering. I'm not. I think she's. No. No. Oh, she just said no, so it's okay. She didn't have to. Anyone up for any body shots? Does anybody want to do any body shots over there? Zed is raising his hand, Dr. Wayne. Zed is raising his hand. He just waxed his chest. That is so ironic that you're offering. He's the only one. Are you cool with that? Yeah, I'm fine with that. Hey, Skye. Yeah, Dr. Wayne? You got the weather report over there? Well, it's going to be a nice weekend. Is it going to be getting warmer, or is it going to be staying nice and mild?

3:44:51Well, it's going to get a tiny bit warmer, but it's not going to get anything like last weekend. Okay, I was just wondering because I'm going to be out washing the vet in the... Oh, washing the shirtless. Are you going to be shirtless? That's right. Got to take the shirt off when I wash the vet. Yeah. No, you shouldn't. I mean, even gay guys are grossed out by you. I don't even know what that means, Eddie. Oh, yeah, I think you do. I'm going to be out there washing the vet in my roller skates. How does that even happen? Go ahead, Eddie. What's the problem? That's really not. Manly? Is that what you're going to say? No. Yeah, it's not manly. Opposite. I have a very hairy chest. Ew. That's even worse. Hey, the ladies love it. Don't lie until you try it. Who loves that? Every woman in San Diego. Duh. I don't. Yes, you do. Really? I guess you do. Does Seth want to come over this weekend? I'm going to be having a cookout, and I'm going to be cooking, let's see, what's on the menu? I just made this sucker. We got kielbasa, we got hot dogs, and let's see. I've also got some roofie sodas that I'm going to be putting in.

3:46:02Dr. Wayne, that's illegal. It's Rupi Kalata. That's illegal. You can be here in 20 minutes. I'll take you on in a Tylenol PM shooter contest. What the hell? Dr. Wayne, you're very creepy today. Hey, by the way, anyone going to the Pride Parade this weekend in San Francisco? Me? What? Either I ain't going to that thing. You're going. What would all people want to be doing there? You're going. I don't want anything to do with that. I didn't even know it was. I didn't even know what was going on. I didn't even know what was going on. I didn't even know it was there. You're going. I'm not even going. You're going. Who else knew about it? I didn't know anything about it. You did. I just asked if you guys knew and you wanted to come to the cookout. That's all. The cookout? You and your cookout. If you wanted to come, that'd be fab-tastic. Fab. What? What?

3:46:52All right, well, this is all very strange, Dr. Wayne. I'm in the middle of my Squats 98. You got to keep those thighs looking good. That's really gross. I need a spotter, so hey, you... A spotter for Squats? I don't even know how that would work. I don't even know. Hey, Dr. Wayne. Seriously, bro. By the way, did I tell you about my new tattoo? No. It's a couple of guys arm wrestling. It's pretty cool. Now, hang on. Help. I'll take anybody on in arm wrestling. As a matter of fact, I'll be doing it washing the car this weekend. It's a vet. Sweet vet. Gotta go. My wife is, you know, in the mood. I don't like that guy. He's really crazy. That's Dr. Wayne. Makes me nervous. He says he's straight every time he calls in. I'm not buying it, Mike. I'm not buying it. He's not. No way. Boy, I'll tell you. He sure does tell you that. It's kind of veiled. Yeah. Kind of. Boston Rob was letting me know about his day yesterday and said that he went to Vons with Eddie and Zeth after work. Yeah. This is what you tell him. He had to get some groceries. Eddie did.

3:48:17Eddie had to get some groceries, and Zeth and Rob went to Panda Express while they were there. What the heck? We all hung out. Yeah, they all hung out. We hung out at Vons. And ate at the Vons. Awesome. Can you imagine being a fan of the show? You're rocking through Vons, and you're like, is that Eddie and Boston Rob and Zeth eating Chinese food at Panda Express together? You can't miss us, because Eddie, as he's leaving, is like, Across the Vons, it goes, see you later, jerks! And for the record, I did not get Chinese food. No, you didn't. I got a Hostess cupcake. It was delicious. Why didn't you guys invite me? 105.3 They say Corona Lite is the only light beer that's also a Corona. That's a statement we can all understand, right? You, sir, with the boogie board. Yeah, dude. Why is Corona Lite the only light beer that's also a Corona? Corona Lite's epic, brah. When the lime carves a sweet ride down the neck, it's sick. Sick is good, right? Only thing better is snaking some wave from a kook and dropping in with a killer cut back down the barrel. Dude, it's like I get all Richter just thinking about it. Richter, like the scale? All light and tasty. Oh, of course. Corona Lite's some sweet nectar, brah. I'd eat some major femme to get in that soup, you know. Oh, I love foaming my soup. Dude. Sorry, I tried.

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4:01:38You sit around with your Carson Daly pants and you sit there and you try to act like you're all real wicked. So this one goes out to you. All you fairies and girls that like girls. You all think you're so freaking cool. That's not the worst. Get out of here. I'm sick of the whole... I want to say to you what's your problem. Get my guitar out of here. That's right. Get it out. You're doing so many guitars. Why don't you go smoke your horse pills? Oh, come on. Rob, can you get him a new guitar? Please. You guys go slip on a banana peel, you bunch of pregnant teenagers. Well, we don't know. Let me guess, you're going to be in the back of a van later trying to hook up with Dr. Feelgood? Is that it? Is that what's going on? Yes, that is what's going on. You freebasing sex and all that stuff. How is that even possible? Smoking on your cocoa.

4:03:00Makes me sick. Let's rock this place. Give me some more trouble, Maury. When I first met him, he was homeless. So I took him in. I made him do the dishes for about four and a half years. And he said, where's the peanut butter? Oh, this story makes me sick. I just got that for you. It's completely out of tune. The neck's broken now. I'm not going to get anything else for you. It's totally broken. I'll get him another one. Quit kicking it, man. That's not it. You're ripping my paper. Chill out. A bunch of Howard the Duck worshipping cultists. Psychedelic sauciness and all that. That is true. That one's true. That one is true, isn't it? It is true, isn't it? I should take your old...

4:04:23Army jackets. That's all you wear nowadays, right? Old army jackets. Look at me. I'm in the Marines, right? Wait, you're the only one wearing, like... Your filthy hair, your long-haired armpits. Can you button your shirt, please? You stink. You shove them right down your peace pipe, all right? Armpits and our peace pipes? What? Smoke them, Johnny. Smoke our armpit hair. Mouth breathers. Hey! Pixie sticks and shilling off here. Showing off your silver dollars. Let's rock this place. Oh, here we go. Turn it up, Maury, you peanut butter stealing little jerk. Let's do it for all the kids. Baby loves me, I can't stand her. Because she got fat when we got married. She got the fat thighs now, baby.

4:05:31That's not very nice. I like it. This guitar smells like marijuana. Who was using it? Rob. You. That's not the answer. You guys got a solid kick though. You see that? Yeah. Y'all smell like a McDonald's bathroom in New Jersey I once visited. That doesn't sound very pleasant. I needed a quiet place to shoot methamphetamine. You're the drug dealer. You're the drug person. You G. Gordon Liddy loving fruit cakes. It hasn't been relevant since 70 years. Puff on your lewd bong, Eddie. What is that? You're going to leave here. You're going to go, oh, yeah, I'm young. I'm so young. I'm going to feel my lewd bong when I get all stoned on my drugs, right? That's what life is for you right now, right? I'm young. I'm young. I just want my horse pills to myself.

4:06:35your horse pills in your lewd ball. Want to go watch some Smurfs? Grab onto my fraggle rock pipe and smoke them. Out of date, brother man. Chamomile tea. Not with it. Gobble up a handful of grass. Let's rock it. Here we go. Maybe we'll actually make it to the lyrics this time. Maybe the right ones. I'm feeling this. There's a song I wrote about Yeah? Me? Shaving Alice Cooper's back. No. She missed the cue. When it began, what happened? He missed the cue. He missed the cue. Maury. Start it again, Maury. Did I mention I wrote this song about? Yes. Shaving Alice Cooper's back. I don't believe. I do, and I think that's great. It's the absolute truth. Here we go, on cue this time. Here we go. When it began. Nice. I didn't even notice. Woo!

4:07:39His back was so gosh darn hairy. You're going to argue about it. Get this. I really like Neil Diamond, so I'll go get you another one, sir. No more, Rob. Don't get him another one. That's just encouraging this. That is ridiculous. He needs to learn there's consequences. Oh, is that right? I'm just saying, Neil, you keep breaking things. There's people who don't even have guitars, Neil. Oh, well, you know. Neil must be so old. He just didn't get it. Is that it, Skye? No. Is that it? I mean, you're a little crazy. Neil is so old. You're a little out of it. Skye would never disrespect her elders. Never. Well, then why don't me and you run off together, Skye, have a little tuna colada and just get some stone wash all over ourselves, right? We'll get all stone washed together, right? These things don't exist. We'll sit there in a back alley.

4:08:37With our stonewashed and our paper bags and our folding chairs, right? We'll just sit there like a bunch of stonies. Oh, everything will be all right, right? And then we'll take our cellular drugs and our internet data dust, right? Devil's food cake. Oh, man. I'm out of here. Thank you. See you, Neil. Take care. Dude. Bye. See your doctor. Door closed. And scene. He is really crazy. He's really in the middle today. Number one. Yeah. That was Neil Diamond. Yeah, he visits. Wow. The other day, the fence that I burnt when I was a kid. Oh, good. Those were good times. Yeah. I never told him, you know, until I was an adult. Yeah. But it got me to thinking about all the stuff that we did as kids that, like, that we didn't even, you know, we don't even tell our parents about. Did you guys have stuff that you got away with? Like, what's the worst way you got into trouble when you were a kid, Eddie?

4:09:46Holy cow. The biggest thing I ever got in trouble for was having a soda cartel that I ran. Soda cartel? Tell me more. You had a soda cartel? May I explain? That's crazy. I had the neighborhood kids steal sodas for me. Wow. Shut up. What? You're the man? It was a cartel. I was the Don. You had them do it. Yeah, I wasn't going to do it. Are you crazy? And then what did you do? Well, I would drink them. Well, we would all drink them. You were the soda lord. I was. One of our neighbors worked for a soda factory. And in the back of his truck, he would have just cases of soda. Really? And they would just be sitting out there. I'm like, what are we supposed to do? Not drink them? It's impossible, right? We'd get in our fort.

4:10:43Which I built, by the way. I was going to say. And I would arrange them to go in shifts, get sodas, and then we would drink them. And one time, one of the neighbor ladies caught us and turned us in. So the coppers? Yeah. Shut up. Well, that's what my mom said. I was going to go to jail. Oh. And I got in big trouble. Did you think you were going to go to jail? Yeah, I did. I actually really did. You did? Yeah. Chantel, what about you? I'm the only child. Anything I did, it was my fault. So, what's the worst thing I did? I would have pictured you being... I was good, honestly. My mom says I'm living out my bad days now. Because I was a good child. Who's buying that? Not me. I've seen that workout video. What just happened? What about you, Skye? Yeah, I think the, you know...

4:11:44Yeah, the worst thing I ever got in trouble for was the time that, you know, I drove over to Santa Cruz with a group of older boys when I was strictly forbidden from driving over to Santa Cruz. There was also the time I walked downstairs naked. Oh, yeah. I was young and I was sleepwalking. There was a fire. I was sleepwalking. Yeah, why the heck would I want to show that to you? Check these mosquito bites out. Well, it was before. Yeah. It's because you have big jugs. I really developed overnight. Maybe don't wear a bra next time. Wow. I mean, it really was like, you know, go to bed flat, wake up with breasts. There it is. I want to squeeze them. I hijacked a plane one time. Did I mention that, Meg? Yeah, Ashley probably has an hour worth of story. Yes, are you kidding me? Well, that was the time I shot that guy in Reno just to watch him die. Right? What have you done, Ash? Yeah, she's giving me a look like, where do I start? My entire life. Basically her entire life. What's the thing you got caught for? I'm not even kidding. What's the worst thing you got caught for? Like, the only thing that I can remember...

4:13:03Like really getting caught for and really getting busted on was like when I was seven, I stole a dollar from my mom's wallet to go to the ice cream truck and get an ice cream. It was cruising down our cul-de-sac and I really wanted an ice cream. So I stole a dollar from my mom's purse to go and get it. My dad completely caught me and grounded me for seven months. Seven months? Well, by that point, punishment doesn't fit the crime. And I got hit with a belt. Holy cow. I was a belt kid. I never did it again. I was a belt kid. Did your dad make you go get the belt? That was the only time I was ever hit with the belt. Oh, really? Yeah. Did he make you go get it? No, he had it. Yeah. Came out of nowhere. Pick your switch. I was so used to getting spanked. It was like, whatevs. Did you have to go get the belt, Daddy? So he whipped out the belt. I don't think so, but I did when we were at camp and stuff. Oh, no. They literally would make you pick your thing that you got hit. Thing from the tree? Yeah. That you would get hit with. And now what would you base the switch on? Come back with a big old laugh. Dude, if you'd have done that, it'd have made your dad laugh and he wouldn't have done it. That's all I had to do was make my dad laugh and I would not get in trouble. So how did you pick it? Like what would go into the thought process? When the first time I did it, I picked like the thinnest one. Ouch. And thinking that that was, you know, oh, it's light. Isn't that the worst? It was the worst. You lost your legs. It sliced your legs off. Yeah, it came off.

4:14:30Heather Mills used to do the same thing to her. Really? Yes. Wow. Is that what you're going to say? Are you proud of yourself? Holy moly. Really? Ashley just reminded me of something. Terry Shivo? No, for goodness sake. Did you guys ever get in trouble for stuff? You didn't even know it was wrong? Like that was the worst. Oh, dude. Like my dad would be like, I remember one time I got it bad from my dad. I was like five and we had just moved to Yuma from Georgia and I got spanked so bad for asking a stranger for like a quarter to get, you know, from a, for a, like a soda machine or something. I didn't even know that was wrong. Like I didn't know you weren't supposed to ask people for change. Then I think back on it now. I'm like, What was I even doing off by myself at five years old that I'm able to ask a stranger for five, you know? Yeah. Yeah. One time I got in trouble. So, you know, I grew up in a house with like very little sugar, no artificial colors, no candies. This is going to be funny. Whatever this is, is going to be funny. I already love it. Well, my mom had a thing of sucretes and they were the grape ones.

4:15:55and she thought she was slick because they were like for her when she had a sore throat, and she hid them in the cabinet that's like on top of the refrigerator. And one day I found them up there, and I would sneak up there every day and just eat sucrets like candy. Weren't they the gross guy? Dude, it was the closest thing to, like, candy because it was, like, great flavor. Right. So my numb and my mouth would be all, I mean, my throat and my mouth would be, like, numb, like, all the time. Yeah, and then my mom caught on to what was going on, and she was not, she's like, that's medicine. You're a little girl. What are you doing? You're like, why don't you give me a Pop-Tart every once in a while. Mixing a fruit roll up every now and then. Throw me a Werther's original, please. And throw me a butterscotch around here. Wow. My kingdom for a juicy fruit. Oh, serious. Dude. I would be so stubborn when I was like two or three and I would like, I'd get really bad ear infections or cold or whatever. That's how stubborn you were? Like you would just be like, I'm getting one. No, and I'd have to take medicine for it, like mouth.

4:17:03take the medicine, and I would be so stubborn that my dad would have to come home from work to feed me the medicine because I wouldn't take it from my mom. I also, one time, my dad told me over the weekend that one time when I was two years old, I locked my mom out onto the balcony, locked out of the house. My mom somehow got hold of my dad. He came home. He said that I was sitting on the lounge chair reading a book, but it was upside down, and I just looked up at him and was like, oh, hey, and my mom was on the balcony locked out. Now, I know you. I know that you could have been two years old when you were doing that, and I know you knew exactly what you were doing. Fully. It wasn't the first time, and it wasn't the last. I locked her out of her bedroom. I locked her out of her house. This girl, man, let me tell you, that is Ash. Two years old. You're like Chucky. That is Ash. That is Ash. That story, that's still you. You're 24 years old. You know, it's nuts. That just reminded me of another story. Oh, no. Talk about it. Do you know how? This is so gross. I wonder if anybody else had this experience. It's probably like five. I don't remember how old I was, and I don't remember how long it started and when it ended or any of that, but I just remember that when I was a kid, the way that my mom would give me medicine, like aspirin or whatever, she had a rolling pin, a wooden rolling pin, and she would take a tablespoon, and she would put an aspirin in the spoon, and with the end of the rolling pin, she would go...

4:18:31And she would crush it up, put water in it, and make me take it like that. That happened to me, too. Because I guess she... I'm sure that the deal was that I didn't... When I was young, I had a hard time swallowing pills. They would crush it up and put it in something delicious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like pudding. Or applesauce, like you told Ashley. All natural applesauce. or all natural peanut butter. What the hell is that? Yeah, it kind of has the oil. If that's all you knew, though, Sky, wasn't it good? It wasn't bad, but it was never good. I vividly remember the first time I experienced, I don't know if it was Jiffy or Skippy, but the first time I had good peanut butter, it was like heaven. Where were you? I was at a friend's house and gosh, I wanted pretty like old. Like I want to say I was like 13 and she's like, yeah, for lunch, let's make these sandwiches. And I remember taking a scoop of peanut butter and I'm like, this is what it tastes like. Like this is like, this stuff is awesome. And I just started like jumping down. I know you like them. I love them. Doesn't that trip you out and make you go, I don't know what to do with my kids. Cause you don't, cause then she loved it. Yeah.

4:19:53Oh, yeah. There's no going back. Yeah. Food was an issue in the house. Like when we got older. Now she snorts it. Yeah, she snorts peanut butter. When we got older, like my mom would let me kind of like sneak stuff in the house because it was mainly my brother. She was trying to keep away. And I remember one time I got Honey Nut Cheerios, but they were like all natural. You know, Honey Nut Cheerios are all natural, but they do have a lot of sugar in them. So I would hide them. And one day my brother found them and ate them all. And I came home from school and I was in hysterics. He was on the ceiling? I was in hysterics. Because you stole them? I was so upset. And you couldn't tell your mom. It's like he had stabbed me in the heart. I was so upset. Where did you get him? I went to the store because I was old enough and I had my allowance. And I would buy things and sneak them and hide them in the house. And your mom had no idea. Yeah, no. You spent your allowance on Honey Nut Cheerios. We are on odd group. Yeah, because I knew if it was like Trix or Lucky Charms, like that's asking for it. Like that's going way too far. For real, Sky? But Honey Nut Cheerios. I don't think that's Eddie's point. Now, wait, wait, wait, wait. Now, wait, now, wait. Now, do you, now as an adult, do you think that it would have made a difference to her? Yeah. It would have. So in other words. Oh, there's a huge difference. Okay, so. Yeah. In other words, if Skinner.

4:21:08had found the Honey Nut Cheerios, she's going to be mad at you at about, on a scale of 1 to 10, what? Well, because it was really my brother she was trying to keep it away from, so she was keeping it out of the house, you know, altogether. So she'd probably be mad at me about the Honey Nut Cheerios at like a 3. Okay. Well, then what were you worried about? I don't want her mad at me. A 3 is nothing. It's not acceptable. Okay, okay. What if you had Froot Loops? There would be a talking to. She'd probably be mad at like a 6. Oh. Yeah. Which for you would be bad. Oh, dude. Like, I was a good kid. Like, I never yelled at. What about a four on, like, Snickers bar? Well, see, Snickers is all natural. It just has a lot of sugar. No, it's got chocolate and sugar, though, right? It's all natural, though. These are natural things. We're talking about food dyes. Food dyes were, like, the huge things. But sugar was an issue, too. But the food dye was, like... Starbursts? Yeah, Starbursts are bad. So what would have been, like, the worst thing? Well, like anything with food color. Anything that has color that's not natural. Today, does she eat food? She doesn't do it today. What? So you never had Kool-Aid growing up? No, I did not. And the kids across the street would always be eating Otter Pops. And my mom's like, here's your Dole strawberry fruit bar. We're all natural Dole. Now, what about now? If she comes over, do you feel...

4:22:32ever uncomfortable having it now in front of her? You do? You do. Is that necessary? Does she really? For real? That is great. She doesn't want me poisoning my body. She still feels this bad. She still feels this bad, man. There are chemicals. There are chemicals in there. Skinner. It's okay. You used to take aspirin like that? Yeah. You guys, it's so disgusting and gross. Foul. I can't even imagine. It's foul. I know the taste. It's so bitter. You just put it on your tongue. I can't even imagine it. Why would water? Wait, what? So, like, bitter and, like... Oh, dude. Medicine-y. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the worst. Yeah, it was. You need to talk to her about that. Mikey Show. Mikey, it's Troy. How you doing? Good. You know, I was actually just surprised that Eddie was surprised about Skye spending her money on... Was it Honey Nut Cheerios? Yes. I mean, during the 28-hour show, didn't her mom reveal she was selling pot in high school? That is true. Oh, I didn't even think of that. And you got the munchies. No, they did not correspond, and I was not selling pot in high school. I never sold pot. It was heroin. Mikey Show? It was Angel Dust. It was Angel Dust. Mikey Show.

4:23:49Yeah, my mom was like Skye's mom. The neighborhood kids would avoid our house during Halloween because she would stand out. Oh, Skye, what did your mom get? Razors? It was a mixed bucket that had the boxes of raisins, apples, the spider rings, and pennies. No way! Just so they could pick whatever they like. I would have egged your house so many times. Whatever they like out of there. TP and egged your house. Oh, so bad. Yeah, and then even now, she only hands out natural things like Snickers and Hershey bars. She won't hand out anything with food coloring in it. That is awesome. Yeah, but at least it's now like candy. It's not fruit anymore. Our pennies. Yeah, pennies. Pennies are good. Oh, I remember the penny houses, man. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey. P1. P1 who? P1 Killer. What's up, Killer? Oh. I wanted to tell you what I did wrong when I was 14. What'd you do? Uh-oh. I was approached by two, and I mean very juvenile, haulish type of girls that would rip my face off. Right. And they did not like this girl up the street who had beautiful blonde hair, and they said, go get me some scissors. I was so scared. Oh, my God. These girls are going to kill me, right? So not only did I get them scissors.

4:25:07I got them, like, those big, like, 14-inch, like, scissors. They took her behind the... What are 14-inch scissors? Oh, my God, I was so scared. I just grabbed the closest thing I had in my garage. Skye, what is she talking about? They're just really long. Like, they look like mini shears. Yeah. Because they're, like, so... The blade on them is so long. Creepy. Yeah. And they took her behind the building, and they cut her hair. Oh, no. That must, I mean, if that girl is 38 years old today, she's still messed up from that, I'm sure. We were friends, but I, you know, I had to go and apologize. I mean, I didn't do it because I was mad at her. I was doing it because I didn't want my face being ripped off. Kids are, kids can be terrible. Sometimes you have to take one for the team. Yeah. Kids are terrible. Just let that girl down. I just remember something I did that I got really in trouble for. What? Oh, man, pappy, tell it. Break it down for us. Hey, Adderall. Take the other half. What happened? So, there was a neighborhood bully. He went to school with you. Yeah. He lived on our block. What was his name? David Gonzalez? I remember that name. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He lived on our block. Yeah, I remember him. And he was in your grade, so he was three years older than me. Yeah. And he bullied all of us kids. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was a giant jerk.

4:26:28And so we had an alley in the back of our house, and I waited one day until he was riding his bike in the alley, and I got a rock, and I threw it from my backyard, and somehow it hit him square in the nose. Really? Broke his nose, and he was crying and went home, you know, and I was the happiest I ever was until his parents called my parents. How did they know? Well, it came from my backyard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I had to fess up to it, and I had to go over to his house and apologize. Really? Yeah, which sucked. Who brought you, your mom or dad? I think my mom did. Yeah. All right, we got to get out of here. I was happy about it. 570-1053. Oh, yeah. I'm happy for you. Yeah. Congratulations. Huge. Huge. Wish I could have done that. You bully me all the time, so does that mean I should do something to you? You be quiet over there. You bully me all the time. I'll see you on KSI. She just gave you it. Oh, oh, Eddie. That's not too fast. That is vulgar. She's a professional, please. Vulgar, yet kind of awesome. She does not stretch like that. She's a lady, please. 570-1053 is the number. Beginning and end of every show. We do open phones, so you can call right now and get in on it. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, good morning. It's P1 Gunslinger. What's up, Gunslinger?

4:27:58Hey, I was driving and I wrote another song for Sky after hearing that weird guy who sings. Yeah? Yeah, I hope it gets her into a good weekend. Man, I hope it sounds like the weird guy. It will. I want to buy a Costco ham for Sky. She says it's grown, I just don't know why. I want to buy a Costco ham for Sky. Costco. Please send that to Sean, Ashley. What's her face look like? She's so happy. Beautiful. She really loved it. She's going to pretend she didn't, but she loved it. You can see it in her eyes. You can see it in her eyes. She loved it a lot. Glistening like a honey glaze. Amazing. Sean is going to laugh hysterically when he hears that. In his office, he will be laughing hysterically.

4:29:04I feel comfortable doing this. Mikey Show. Hey, what's up? This is P1 Pooch. What's up? Hey, I remember when I was a little kid, my brother, I mean, I used to look up to him all the time, and all he would do is pick on me and ridicule me and just, like, never any. He used to always call me, like, you adopted little brown child. It was pretty mean. It was pretty hard. Yeah. Well, now we're, like, older and we're all good and everything, but, like... I mean, I looked up to my brother, I used to steal his clothes, and he used to just pound the living crud out of me for it every day. There you go. Yeah. That was not really a getting in trouble story, but you wanted to get it off your chest. I was wondering if we're here to listen. You didn't get him back or anything? Thank you, big alcohol. Bye. Mikey Show, hello. What's going on, Mikey? What's going on, dude? Uh, nothing much. It's Steve Warren, Ricky Bobby. What's up? Uh, nothing much. I, uh, I was, uh, listening in today and, uh, y'all was talking about, uh, being like little kids and stuff and getting beat all the time. Well, I got a story. Uh, I think when I was in, uh, the fifth grade, I went to this, uh, like a pharmacy place. It was, uh, me and one of my buddies and, uh, I was going down the aisle or whatever and they had like cigarettes and cigars and all kinds of, uh, stuff like that. And we was just piling them into our pockets.

4:30:33And as we're walking out, you know, the door or whatever, the alarm goes off. So we take off, you know, and throw them in a trash can. Well, the next day, I guess the place had told my house or something. And I'm sitting down on the bed. And, you know, my mom was like, oh, you know, would you steal whatever? And I told her and she's like, pull down your pants, whatever. And I leaned over the bed and she grabbed the belt and just goes welling on me. You know, Rebecca said that her, that she had friends. that when they got hit with the belt, they had to pull their pants down. And I was like, I've never heard of that. Like, that is so odd. Why? I don't know, because I guess it would hurt more, but it's weird. On the bare bottom? On the bare bottom is, uh... It's a little much. It's a little much. It's a little invasive. A little much. Shake and bake. Okay. Sky, did you get spanked? No. You never got spanked, right? You should have. Maybe one. This is getting creepy. Rob, what's your favorite? What, Ash? What, Ash? Ash? No, stop. Wait. Ash? Dude, my mom would chase me around the house with a wooden spoon. Eddie too, right? Trying to spank me and I would lock myself in the bathroom laughing hysterically and my mom would be crying trying to beat me with a wooden spoon. And I thought it was like the most hilarious thing. I was like 11 years old or 10 years old. I think I was like 10. I thought it was the funniest thing in the world. Locked myself in the bathroom. That kid.

4:32:01That's your girl, Eddie. That is not my girl. That is your girl. Okay, not the worst. Does this not explain so much? Hey, walk and talk over there. That's your girl. I would be afraid that when I got out of the bathroom that my mom would choke me out. I would be killed. Wouldn't you get it real bad when you got out of there? Dude, I'd stay in there for hours. Until she got over. Until she got over. My mom would just look at me and I knew. To stop whatever the heck I was doing. Her parents just had a look at her. That means you were a good kid. So that's the difference there. End of the show on Fridays, I give you my testimony. It means I tell you about what happened in my life and how things have changed in my life over the last few years. So I never really know what I'm going to say. I never really know what I'm going to tell you. I just start talking and do the rest. I can tell you I'm generally uncomfortable when I'm telling you the story. You know, we're talking about when we were kids and stuff like that. For me, that's when a lot of the stuff in my life started. It was when I was a kid. Most about when I was really little was that I was a pretty innocent kid. I've used this analogy before that is like, it's this analogy of a cell phone company. The guy says, I got this perfect cell phone, you know, it's going to work really good. He sends it off to the manufacturer.

4:34:10manufacturer puts the parts together inside of it but inevitably messes some stuff up and that was me you know my parents had the best intentions but some stuff some wires got crossed some things got mixed up everybody's story is different mine had to do with sexual abuse and neglect in a way and complete and total neglect it was just there it happened but i'm actually i'm glad for the story i'm glad that it happened the way that it did if it hadn't happened the way that it did to my wife my life wouldn't have taken the course that it did and i wouldn't be Here now, the way that I am now. I'm really fortunate for that. When I was in my late 20s, I started to drink alcohol and I got addicted to it. When I was about 33 years old, I had to drink every day or my hands would shake. I'd shake pretty bad. Man, I was one of those kind of drunks that would get sick and then I'd go, I'd have to drink more. I did it every day. Nobody really knew how much I was drinking every day. Everybody knew I was probably drinking every day, but they didn't know how much.

4:35:41And it was a very, very lonely experience and embarrassing. When I thought about what I was doing secretively, I was embarrassed of it. When I would see my friends, I would have this secret that nobody knew about that I was doing. And I know that there's a lot of people in the audience right now that are listening that are the exact same way. You could have the exact same thing going on in your life right now. buddy because you're embarrassed at the end of the show on on friday i tell you this story i was there in the same position and i asked jesus christ to come into my life and change my life and he did i have today is only because of him and i also believe that the life that i'm living right now is as big as a grain of sand that's been dropped on the beach i don't know if i've ever said this on the radio before what most in life is to not be living for that grain of sand

4:37:27And so part of that for me is telling you this story so that people that are listening, addicted, have depression, have an eating disorder, are going through a divorce, can't pay their bills, just broke up with someone. You're going through any sort of problem. Whoever your situation is feels hopeless. It was Jesus Christ who today I call. So we play the song about hope and it's called Tunnel. It's by the band Third Day. And I tell you every time, please listen to the words. The words are really powerful. So please listen to the words of the song. And if you need help with any of those things that I mentioned, if you're having and struggling with any of those things I mentioned, go to MikeyShow.com and there's a keyword section. Type in the word help. It'll take you to the help page and it gives you resources on all different kinds of stuff. And if you are a institution.

4:38:46or a church or a program that would like me to come give my testimony, there's a place on there that says Speaking Engagements, and I'd be happy to. If we listen to the words of the song, it's such a cool song. Lovely and Talented Missy is up next, and today she's got Freeform Friday. She's out at the beach. She's doing, yeah, she's at Cane's Bar and Grill in Mission Beach. Broadcasting live, yeah, nice. Beach Blast. See you on Monday. I won't pretend to know what you're thinking.