The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 06/30/08
Monday, June 30, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
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The show centered on gas-price frustration: callers explained Visa's $75 pump limit, and station owner P1 Chevron said 25 of 27 nozzle drive-offs in his records involved women. Mikey, Sky and Eddie then split over whether it was worse to free a guilty man or knowingly imprison an innocent one, with Mikey prioritizing the danger of future victims. Ashley's 25th birthday became a running gag through disastrous trivia and birthday messages that turned into a roast, while the backwards singer and Bombed at the Beach supplied the show's games. Later, Sky recounted a likely rattlesnake and a broken air conditioner, the crew heard about 185-degree Phoenix attics, chose favorite sitcom families and fielded sharply divided reviews of Wanted.
What happened, in order
The $75 pump mystery
Mikey and the crew mistook a gas-pump cutoff for station rationing until callers explained that Visa capped a single pay-at-the-pump authorization at $75.
Driving off with the nozzle
After debating who drives away with a fuel nozzle still attached, station owner P1 Chevron said his required logs showed 25 of 27 incidents involved women.
The depression tattoo
P1 Dave spent $150 tattooing his wife's name across his back to cheer her up about money problems, and she reacted as if he were crazy.
Innocent man or guilty man
Sky and Eddie would free a guilty man rather than imprison an innocent one, while Mikey argued that jailing one innocent person could prevent a guilty person from harming many others.
Birthday trivia meltdown
During Ashley's birthday edition of the Dumb Chick Challenge, the players missed Christopher Robin, the Delaware River, New Orleans, the sciatic nerve, Little Miss Muffet and the four basic tastes.
Ashley's birthday roast
The cast played supposedly heartfelt birthday messages for Ashley that repeatedly wandered into insults, awkward silences and praise for French onion soup.
Backwards singer
The crew marveled at a woman who learned a song phonetically in reverse so that her recording sounded intelligible only when played backward.
Bombed at the Beach
In Bombed at the Beach, the hosts predicted whether drinkers Charles Littlepage and Renee could answer questions about Ohio, John Mayer, the Celtics, John Kerry and the alto vocal range.
Rattlesnake in the yard
Sky described hearing a huge rattlesnake rattle beside her backyard project, while callers debated whether the noise might instead have come from a local bug.
The 185-degree attic
A visiting Phoenix home inspector told Mikey that attics can reach 185 degrees, forcing him to enter briefly and recover before returning to the inspection.
Choose your sitcom family
The cast chose fantasy TV households ranging from the Huxtables and Silver Spoons to Fresh Prince, Dharma and Greg, Three's Company and Perfect Strangers.
Wanted divides the callers
One caller dismissed Angelina Jolie's Wanted as empty stunts and bad acting, while another compared its fresh visual spectacle to seeing The Matrix for the first time.
People mentioned
MikeySkyEddieAshleyBoston RobSeanP1 DaveP1 ChevronCharles LittlepageReneeJennifer AnistonJohn MayerGeorge W. BushJohn Kerry
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While performing her first show in months, Amy Winehouse punches a guy for allegedly grabbing her. The Padres are terrible. The worst team in baseball Seattle lost yesterday 9-2. Oh, wow. A little Peavy pitching yesterday? Peavy pitched yesterday. They're so bad, I guess. They are awful. The Padres, not a good baseball team. Yeah. What do you think will be the big thing that happens? I'll probably fire by black. I'll fire them? Probably. When will this thing change? When will the Padres go to the World Series? When Barack gets elected for president. Well, that's going to happen probably. That's when change will start. Oh, he says change. He says change. I don't know if he's talking about the Padres, but you never know. I wonder if that will be on his list of things to do.
Well, it is a national nightmare right now. It is. It is a national nightmare. That and gas. Gas is weird. It's creepy. I think the gas situation is creepy. That's crazy! It's up. Do something, will you? Hollywood? Hollywood. Get on it. Yeah. It's up with our government, man. Even Spielberg. Make more of it or something. Make stuff that... runs our cars right now that we can just stick on there. It's too expensive. Drill. Drill already. Yes. Not this early, Eddie. Drilling the redwoods. Yeah. Can you imagine if they figure out that in the middle of the redwoods is where all the oil is? Oh, hysterical. Like the beautiful Rocky Mountains. Well, they already want to destroy our oceans. I know. Destroy.
Yes, it will. See, here's what I would be down for, Skye. What about if we had, like, we drill in the ocean, but it's all done underwater so we don't have to look at it and feel bad. Then it eliminates our guilt. Oh, so then when the ocean floor cracks and all the birds and fish die, we're like, oh, we're cool. Why'd you go ruin my denial? Well, it already has happened. Oh, all the fish are dead? I didn't know. Well, not all of them, but... I had a good denial going right there, man. I was like, we can pretend nothing's going on. And then that'll run out and back in the same situation. I don't know. Whatever. I guess we can't do anything. Figure it out, right? Stick a Duracell in there. Thank you. All right. 570-1053 is the number. And so call us and hang out. Call us and whatever you want to talk about. Talk about your weekend. You can ask questions. You can do whatever because it's open phones. I'm looking at a surgery thing on television right now. Mike, it's all right, bro. It is okay. It's okay. Everything's good, right? Everything's fine. It's going to be fun. Everything's great. Yeah. Quit tripping. Oh, my gosh. Take a little nap, and then you'll wake up from the nap. So weird. Gosh. Yeah, in about 10 days or whatever. July the 10th, I'm going to have surgery. And, yeah, it'll be really cool. It'll be fun. It'll be fun. It'll be fun. Oh.
I thought you were saying fun. I'm going to call it Surgery Land. You know what I mean? Like Disneyland. Let's go around. Let's introduce. Let's get phones ringing. Let's start this puppy up. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I am 38 years old and made pesto last night. Very happy to say. Came out real, real good. Threw a little chicken and sun-dried tomatoes in there to change it up a little bit. Not bad. Didn't watch enough TV this weekend. I want to, on the weekends, get in that TiVo and just get in there. Dive in. Didn't really get to. Disappointed that Rebecca came home Friday night after Ashley's dinner at Carver's. Obliterated, by the way. She was the best. She was the star of the evening. Two glasses of wine, she's drunk.
When you were on the other end of the table, you didn't get to experience it. Yeah, it was good. But we come home. I'm so excited for Lars in the real world. The real girl. And she enjoyed half of it and then fell asleep. Of course. She was drunk. I know. And she said she wanted to watch it. I'm like, okay. All righty, lady. Funny. It was so fun, man. It was really fun. I'm drunk. Ashley's dinner. Yeah. At Carvers. It's good times. Carvers. Eddie is our producer, our sports guy. He is 35 years of age, and he is going to be a homeowner before you know it, man. I want to dive into what his weekend was about in just a second. Let's get everybody introduced, and we'll dive right in. Sky's our news girl. She is 30. I've known Sky now for almost 10 years. Right, Sky? Yeah.
10 years. Crazy, huh? Yep. This guy used to wear overalls. It was cool. A lot. I liked him. A lot. Sean is our sound effects man, and I've known him about the same amount of time, although I didn't really know him. I didn't really get to know him until 2003. And then he joined the show, and then I got to know him better. He's very tall, germaphobic, and does not live here. Lives in the Bay Area, and we look at him on a camera. Then there's our Ashley. She's our assistant producer. Happy birthday. Today's her birthday. She's 25 years old. Happy birthday. All mature and everything. Put it in the books. That's right. And she's getting that summer tan going on. Trying. Typical Southern California blonde girl. Today's her birthday. Austin Robb is our phone screener.
He does a variety of things. So he screens phone calls. He does songs for us. And he's a very funny person. And he has Boston, the word Boston, tattooed on his neck. That's right. Oh. On his throat. Why would someone do that? Why not? But he's a very, very nice young man. Despite that, you know, vibe that you get from the word Boston being tattooed on his throat. He's a really nice young guy. And then there is Roosevelt. Zethian. Oates III, Esquire, Junior, MD. That's right. And he is the youngest person on the show. And he got this job by winning it on the radio. I know it. That's how he's here, though. And, yeah, this kid got a career out of it. Eddie was furniture shopping all weekend long. Holy cow. Whoa. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. Big time. What was the deal? What did you go? What did you do? Everywhere. Everywhere. Went to hit up the Jerome's, hit up the Moore. Both days? Oh, yeah. I mean, it was nonstop all weekend. It's like a job. Yeah, it was crazy. It was a lot of fun. And, like, luckily, me and my wife have the exact same taste. Yeah. Like, we would see a piece and we would both go, yep, that's it. Right. And so, you know, it's not, I can't even imagine, like, having a different.
If she was into modern, I'd be like, whoa, sitting on a square or something like that. But it was cool, man. I've never been in those giant furniture showrooms and stuff like that. Are you dialed in? Yeah. Well, the big ticket items we got. We bought the sofa. We bought our bedroom set. We bought our dining room table and kitchen table and stuff like that. So we're pretty good to go. Super comfy? Yeah. Yeah, I think so. I like my wife's style. I like the way it looks. I don't like the way it feels. That's a big deal, man. It's got to be comfy. Yeah. I like the sofa a lot because it's a little bit of both. I think it's really comfortable and it looks cool. It was crazy, though. It was just nuts. These furniture places, they're as big as... the biggest thing you could imagine. They're just huge. It was really overwhelming, but it was cool, though. This week is nuts. We're supposed to sign the papers today, hopefully get the keys in the next couple days. I want to paint and move within a week. Are you kidding? Then we're on vacation and I'm going to be gone. You're going to move before you leave for vacation? That's crazy! That is nuts, man. I don't know how we're going to do it. You got movers?
I don't really need movers because we're not bringing our huge stuff. We're selling all of our furniture. Basically, I should be able to do it with just a little bit of help. Blunder City's going to help. Rob, I think, is going to help. I'm going to get this clown probably to help. It'll be one day. I can help you with little things that don't make my guts pop out more. You can wrap your trinkets in newspaper. Exactly. That'll be easy. I'm not really worried about the move. The painting, getting painters in there and painting and stuff like that, that's when I'm kind of sweating right now. It's hard to make all these arrangements without having the keys to your place. I'm kind of freaking out because I don't know if these idiots are going to be out of there or not. Fingers crossed. 570-1053 is our number. Our text number is 35253. At the moment, we have one cat. Oh, no. The other one's split. What? Sydney. Again? This is the third time he's done it. He usually goes away for a couple of days and then he shows back up, but it's canyon time. Oh, no. Dinner. He's like a tasty treat for a lot of those coyotes. So we'll see. He's done it before. He's come back. When did he leave? Saturday. Rebecca's mad because he didn't even live in the night. He just left.
It's kind of rude. Trying to go back to France? I guess so. I mean, she's only been able to piece it together through reading his journal. The Diary of Anne Frank? Yeah, man. I mean, it's really... And it's also cryptic, you know. Half of it's in French, half of it's in English. He does the stupid quatrains. He does the quatrains like Nostradamus did. So you're trying to like... Ridiculous. You gotta read right to left. It's just so confusing. So anyway, if you see a cat, an orange cat running around in North County, don't do anything. With a beret. You mean contact you immediately is what you mean. Isn't that what I said? You said don't do anything. Oh, my goodness. I think you misspoke. That's ridiculous, Mike. 570-1053. And the text number is 35253. We do open phones at the beginning of the show, so call in about anything you'd like.
Some of the bigger news items that are out there are, well, first and foremost, gas prices have hit another all-time high. Really? I thought they went down a little bit. I had heard they were going to go down a penny a day on Friday. That's what I heard. Well, I've seen it in the 450s, which I thought was down a little bit from where I've been seeing it. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, I know last week they were saying it was going to go down a couple pennies. But the news story this morning is the national average is up at another record all-time high. Now, the national average, of course, to us seems way cheap, $4.09 a gallon. But that's 38% higher than prices were a year ago. I went on to that website. I like to go on to sandiegogasprices.com where people go and post gas prices they see around the county. The lowest one is $4.28 at the Arco in IB on Palm and 12th. And the highest, again, is that Chevron in PB on Garnett, $4.93 a gallon for regular. You know what? You should be ashamed of yourself. They should.
Are the individual gas stations, they're allowed to charge whatever they want? It's not, like, set? You can do whatever you want? Like, if a guy has a Chevron, if he wants to, he can make it eight bucks if he wanted? I think so, because, I mean, you know, basically, the high-traffic ones are always way more expensive than, you know, the other ones. It's brutal. Yeah, very true. I don't like gas, man. I think it's really dumb. Yeah. They cut you off, too. Like, some of them, and they all pick where they'll cut you off. Some of them will cut you off at 60 bucks. They cut you off at different prices. What do you mean? They cut you off? If you have an SUV, they'll cut it off at $60. So at $60, it'll turn off. You're only allowed so much gas? No. No way. $60 worth. So you've got to go to another place. That's crazy. I've never heard of that. Yeah, yeah. That's weak. Yeah. I filled up my Honda and it was $73. And it filled up the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we were talking to friends of ours because they've...
Gotten it too. In fact, one guy we know, what he'll have to do is he'll have to go put gas and then go someplace else. Huh? And fill the rest of it up. It's nuts. Yeah, because some of the, I mean, I guess it's up to the gas people. It's up to the gas station, the individual gas station. But some of them, apparently not all because it hadn't happened to you, but some of them will cut you off. At a certain amount of money, it'll just turn off. And you're like, at first you think something's wrong. Right. That's really not. Because you're like, I know it's not full. And then you got to go to either another station or whatever to get more gas. That's crazy. Like rationing it or something? I don't know. Maybe their deal is that, like here's a thought on it. It could be that their holding tank isn't as big as someplace else. And so they know that. They want to keep the truck. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what it is. Because they're making the same amount of money. Well, but if they ran out and you go there and you're mad because they run out, you don't want to go back anymore? That makes sense. I don't know. Yeah, that could be. Phone lines are blown up, so maybe people know. Yeah. Why? What's the purpose? Mikey Show. Yeah, Mikey's actually wrong. What it is, it's the visa. If you put in your visa, it only goes up to $75.
and then you put in your Visa again. He's mistaken on that. So it's only customers that are using Visa? Yeah, it's when you use your Visa or ATM, you put it in, and it only does a certain amount. I always complain going, 75 bucks ain't crap anymore once they bump up to 100. That's what it is. It's not the fact that someone, they'd only let you use, you know, we're not running out of gas. It's just the gas prices are up. No, no, no. I didn't think that the world was running out of gas. Yeah, he's mistaken. It's like he's saying that his buddies know what it is. When he puts in a Visa card, you can only go up to 75 bucks and it turns off. But if you put your Visa in again, it goes right up. You can give them cash and it's good to go. We were talking about it yesterday. I'm on listening right now, and that's what they're talking about. No, no, no, bro. This is Mikey. You're on the air. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had people over yesterday, and my wife brought it up. I'll cut her off. I said, yeah. I said, yeah, it cuts me off, too. And then three people that were there go, yeah, which one do you go to? And one of them went there, and the other two don't go there. So we were like, maybe it's the individual place when we start talking about it right now. You're mistaken.
No, probably some idiot inside the store not knowing what he's talking about. But that's how it is. It's actually $75. What about that part, though? Thank you very much. He just believes that you actually went in the store and asked somebody and they told you, oh, we only allow you so much gas. But that part never happened. Nobody ever said that. Well, I know. That was hard to understand and decipher. But why would Visa do that? That's lame. Oh, yeah, why do they do that? Somebody's not stealing your car? Because they don't. Do they only do it with gas? Of course not, because, I mean, you buy stuff. Yeah, right? You go to the grocery store, you spend like a hundred dollars. Yeah, so I used my Visa this weekend. Right, right, right, right. That's what I'm saying. Do they only do it with gas? I don't know. Does Visa have this thing where they're like, if you purchase gas, we cut you off at $75? How does it know? I don't get it. Mikey Show. Yeah, is this Mikey? Yes. Hey, buddy. Yeah, what they do is they, Visa does that as a safety precaution because not a lot of pumps, even when you put your pump back on, if you don't even use it, like if they use 40 bucks and you put your handle back up, it will say, you know, do you want to, you know, fill a gas tank? Do you want to get a car wash? A lot of people just get in their car and drive away so somebody else can come up and fill up more gas. Oh.
So they use it as a safety precaution. So that way, you know, you can say, oh, my God, I only put in 40 bucks, but it only charged me for 75. What happened? And it didn't because, you know, you didn't exit out of that menu or whatever. You didn't, you know, complete the sale. I can't imagine somebody, like, not paying attention to those little messages that come up. Do you want a car wash? Do you want a receipt? I can imagine it. I mean, I don't do it, but I can definitely, I mean, people are. You know what's funny? That's just what it's for, though. Thank you. Thank you, bro. You know what's funny is that the guy at the gas station told us that they now have to charge people that drive off with the spigot still in their tank. Because people will drive away with the spigot in their tank. And I go... Can't that rip the thing off and cause the gas to go over? They have these things now on the pumps for this... particular occasion. Really? So that it rips away sort of safely, you know? Detectable. And I'm just like, ow. Listen, so you got a lot on your mind. Yeah. What do you think, Eddie? Percentage of driveaways. That's the stupidest thing I've heard. Percentage of driveaways committed by women. 99.9.
Honestly, do you honestly believe it's 99.9? Give me a real one. Give me a real one. What are you honest? If you had to take a guess and like, you know, there's a ton of dough riding on it if you're close. 89%? Yeah, I was going to say 90. And I would say 10% of it is men. Why? I'd say so if there's 10 of them that have happened over the last, you know, six months, one of those was a guy. No, maybe I think 20%. Maybe I think two of those would be guys. So maybe I think 80% would be women. What's your rationale behind that? Men are more, that's like pumping gas is kind of more of a manly thing. And so we're more inclined to. Women don't pay attention. They don't pay attention when they drive. They don't pay attention when they pump gas. That's probably it. Absolutely. That's a blanket statement. Or the road. I've been on roads. Trust me. I've been on roads a lot. Well, you wouldn't recognize yourself.
I recognize the dudes doing it to me. I recognize dudes doing it to me. I wish we could get stats on this. See if you could get stats. See if you could get stats. Hey, and if anybody's listening and they work at gas stations and you've had this happen, maybe we're wrong and it's actually, wouldn't it be funny if it was mostly guys? I don't think so. I don't think so either though. I don't think that's the deal. We got a guy right now that did it. P1 Word Herd. What's up, guys? Yeah, I actually did that when I was in college like five years ago. Shoot. Man, I'm getting old. Yeah. Like eight years ago, I drove off with the pump still attached to my vehicle. Man. What the hell? How did you do it? Idiot. I was in a rush. I think we were going to like, there was an event with our college group and I was in leadership and I was late. And I was like, oh, I got to go. And drove off with it. Needless to say, it was definitely way tough. I mean, are you not standing outside pumping your gas? No, you know, I went in to go get some water and candy, and then I just walked right back into my car, and it had finished pumping. And so I just walked into my car, didn't even think about it, closed my door, and just took off. Oh, my gosh. See, because I honestly thought that, like, it's as much of a brain trigger as putting your key in your car. Right.
You can't do one without the other. Or, you know, like, I forgot the wipe. You know, I don't know. Listen, I was in a hurry. I was in a hurry. We don't need to go there. I don't know. Listen, I don't know any of this. I didn't take my real one that day or something like that. Hey, what happened? Did they charge you? Yeah, I got out. I had to go back in and own it. Talking about feeling like an idiot. And I gave my information and he's like, yeah, okay, we'll see if we can fix it. Because they have these breakaway things on the top just so for people who do that, they can usually just reattach it. And I guess I took off fast enough to make that impossible. Yeah, the shell that I go to says they got to charge people $350 now. They used to not charge them. That's insane. They used to not charge them, but I guess it does ruin something. Did it do any damage to your car? No, it didn't do any damage to my car. I don't think you could have damaged that car anymore, the one I was driving back then either. It was less than $100 to fix the thing. There you go. Most of these calls, a thank you for the call. Most of these calls we're getting are guys. That's crazy. P1 Josh? Hey, how's it going? What's up? I saw a guy actually driving down the freeway with one of those bars.
Dude, that's like I'm pulling my cell phone out. I'm trying to take pictures. You know what I mean? Oh, my. That's crazy. P1 Dave. How's it going? What's up? Hey, I need to get an opinion from you guys. All right. Okay, my wife and I are tattooed people. And, like, our best friends own a tattoo shop. And my wife's been depressed lately. And so I thought I'd make her happy. Went in, had her name tattooed bigger than life on my back. She came down to the shop, we showed it to her, and she looked at me like I was crazy. Oh, that's not the reaction you were looking for. No. The reaction you were looking for was, oh my goodness, maybe even tears of joy and happiness. Like a big hug, a big kiss. Sure. And looked at me like I was crazy. What did you say? I just was like, well, I didn't really say anything. But my buddy Brad, who owns the tattoo shop, he was just like, you need to get up and hug him. You need to serve the kids for that. Yeah. Is she going through anything? Like, did she recently have a baby? Or is maybe menopause time coming up? Like, is there something hormonal that maybe could be going on? No. What is she depressed about? Oh, she just, like, things are just a little tight right now, money-wise. And we were going to go do some things, and then we couldn't do it. Yeah. I was like, hey, you know, I could cheer her up. I know. I'll spend $150 on a tattoo. Yeah. Because money's tight. Because money's tight. Exactly.
That may have been it, brother. Yeah, he's like, oh, she's upset I spent too much time at the tattoo shop. So I got her name tattooed on my back. Cheer her up. There you go. Thank you, brother. Appreciate it. Hey, this dude owns 11 gas stations. Wow. Hook us up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is P1 Chevron right here. All right, so this is what we know. Gas prices have gone up. We know that if you use Visa, sometimes they cut you off. We know that sometimes guys forget and stick the gas tank in their car and drive off. Very often. So, do you have some statistics for us? I do have some statistics for you. Well, first of all, how often does it happen? I would say maybe once a month per station. Okay. Wow. Once a month per station. That's a lot. That is a lot. Yeah. Now, it cost us about $185 each time somebody does it. Wow. Dang. Okay, so let's say that you were to think about the last year. What would you say the percentages are, male or female? Well, I actually have the exact number. Oh, wow. 93% of the time. Let's do this. Oh, okay. 93% of the time women do it? He didn't say. He didn't say.
drive off with it in their car. Wow. We were low. More. We were low. More. More than 90. Eddie said 89? If we believe this, gentlemen. Right. This could be all fabrication. He owns gas stations. Fabrication. Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, I have a question. I have a question. If he had said that it was 93% men that do it, would we be, do you think that the women would have a question as to his authenticity? Interesting. Well, I did from the second he called. You did? Mm-hmm. So you would be saying, right? I didn't even know he was going to give us statistics, but a guy calling in who owns 11 gas stations is fishy to me. Yeah, that's kind of true. Do you really own 11 gas stations? That I do. Now, how do we know that you own 11 gas stations? Sky Rays is a good point. That's a lot of gas stations. You can come into... You'll be working behind the counter. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe Sky's right. You can come into Hakumba Chevron out on your way to the desert or the river. Uh-huh. and ask for P1 Chevron, and I will step up to the plate and provide you with those statistics. So you hang out at just one of your 11 locations? That's what I would have figured, honestly. That's what I honestly was going to ask him. Which one do you hang out? See, I would figure if I owned 11 gas stations, I wouldn't be at any of them. I would be on my yacht. Oh, I would be at one. Oh, seriously. I believe him. Gas station operators do not hang out in yachts. Hey, I have a question for you.
How did you come upon the 93%? Like, how did you get it? How did I come up with that number? Because we keep a record of it because we have to for the state of California. We have to for the Air Resources Board. We have to keep a record of when these things happen, how we repaired them. There's a full log involved with it. Okay, so you have like a sheet in front of you that has all the names written on it? Yes, I do. Wow. I believe him. 93%. Yay. That's crazy. About how many was, how many, about how many total? How many total? Let me count here. In the last year, I have 27. And how many of them are women, or men? Two are men. That's 10K's close. All right. Well, thank you very much. They got a lot on their minds, man. They got stuff on their minds. Thank you very much. Makeup. And menstruation, okay? You don't need to talk that much. Do you know how to go through that? Maybe you can do the same thing. Exactly. Good for that, all right? Everybody got to beat up on the ladies here just because they're... For real. Just because 93% of the time they got their... Give me a break. We're angels. You know what I mean? That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm trying to say. Our text number is 35253. Our phone number is 5701053.
Boston Rob puts our music in each morning, coming in and out of commercials. As a Mariah Carey fan, what are you going to do? I would say 93% of the males in our audience. 93% of the men in the audience is the answer to that question. We got a great YouTube clip of the day today. You have to hear it to believe it. It's dynamic. Going to do something called Bombed at the Beach. We have not done it on that. today. That's right. Sending Ashley down to the beach to go into the beach bars. Ask people just regular questions and then we wager on whether or not they're going to get these questions right. It's just regular questions about stuff going on in the world. And sometimes just regular questions like what's the capital of California? That kind of deal. We got a great random debate for you. We got the DCC, the dumb chick challenge on the way. We got P1 trivia coming up.
Do you know that J-Lo is being sued by a flight attendant? And the reason's weird. Really? Yeah. The reason's weird. I have a list of the sweatiest American cities. Oh, duh. Maybe one person is throwing that off a little bit. Happy birthday, Ashley. Hey, do you have oversized carry-ons? When we come back, you better listen up. If you're that person with the oversized carry-ons... You better come back and listen to what I've got to tell you. It's coming up next. Steven Wright in the stand-up spotlight. My girlfriend was on the pill using a diaphragm and an IUD all at once. Recently, she had a baby. The baby was born one day yesterday. I was walking down the street wearing my eyeglasses, and all of a sudden, a prescription ran out. Hey, check this out. Did you know that a just-completed survey of AIS clients shows an average savings of $850 per year?
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I tease what the number one movie was. If I can, I'm going to take a re-guess. I just said it with my mouth on the radio. I know, but I was listening to Jeff and Jer. Anyway, they just married 40 girls altogether. Not the girls. I was reading when you were doing it. I'd like to hear your guess then. My guess will be that goofy Wally. You are correct. How much? $62.5 million. That's a lot. Yep, beating out Angelina Jolie's new movie, Wanted, which made $51.1 million. That's still a lot. Oh, it's still a lot of money. When's Hancock? Well, I know it's for this weekend, but it's a holiday weekend, so it may come out Wednesday or Thursday. Fourth of July. Oh, that's right. Friday's the fourth. That was the whole thing. They were talking about how he's a big Fourth of July guy. He owns that date. Yep, he owns it. He's an owner. Short week. Yeah, Friday is fourth.
Awesome! We're doing Johnsonville Brats. Really? Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, I'm keeping it simple and good. Nice. That's the best way to go, man. I think everybody should do that. That's right. Mikey, I work at a gas station. Been there six months. Seen three men, no women. That's P1Gen. Mikey, I'm a girl who totally drove off with the pump. I haven't returned to that station. I wouldn't either. That's right. Everday Ash. There you go. That's P1Gen. Mikey, I'm the only boy of five kids. All four of my sisters have drove away with the gas pump still attached. It's a P1 rattle, man. If you are that person that flies and you have the oversized bag, my brother is that guy. He stuffs the bag. Rob doesn't check his bag, so he can sometimes have crazy... I just carry a bag. Don't you have a big duffel bag, too? Yeah.
Yeah. And he overstuffs it. Yeah. Well, and especially now because lots of the airlines are starting to charge for checked baggage. So people are like, oh, well, then I'll just carry it on and shove everything in one bag. Can't do it. Well, you can, but. Good luck. What's the deal, Sky? Well, they say that the carry-on policy about, you know, like the weight and the size is set by. like federal standard it's a federal policy and they say you know they've noticed an increase because of now charging for checked baggage that people are trying these shenanigans and they are now hiring more people and having more employees specifically check your carry-on bag like look at it and make sure it's legit and if not then they will charge you to check it at the gate. Now, every airline's different, but they do say that American will charge you $15 at the gate to check your bag if it's not the right dimension. Is that the same price they charge you when you're checking in? All airlines are different. Some airlines are not charging for the first bag. They're charging for the second bag, and some are charging for the first bag, and some are like $15, some are like $25, so it's different for every airline.
So, yeah, they're going to be beefing up their staff to keep an eye out for oversized bags. Can you imagine? And it all has to do with jet fuel prices. You better take care of it. Take care of what? The way you pack your bag. The way you're packing that bag. Oh, wait. Well, we're going to Denver at the end of July. For like three days. I can wear the same clothes in three days. No, you can't. I'll just bring some socks. No, no, no. I am going to need your guys' help when we go to Denver. Because it doesn't matter how small my bag is. It's going to be a couple of weeks after surgery. And that's the whole point. I can't lift anything because of the hernia surgery. So I'm going to need a bunch of help. I'll help you. I like to lift things. You do? Yeah, I like stairs and I like to lift things. That is an interesting quality. Yeah, it's just weird things. Fun facts.
Speaking of that, just a little bit. Speaking of Ashley, a little bit, we're going to do the sweatiest cities. And we'll see you out of all the cities in America. Speaking of which, I should take my sweater off. Oh, wow. There's some sweat going on. She likes to sweat. What are you going to do? It's not that I like to. I don't have a choice. It just happens. I can't control it. I've tried everything, and it's what I do. First of all, I didn't even know Amy Winehouse was out of... Rehab. I thought she was in rehab. She's probably been out for a year and a half, and I didn't know it. Yeah, she was in rehab for like two weeks. Really? And that was like three months ago or something. But she was in the hospital last week. Because remember, we reported she fainted outside her London home, and then they checked her into the hospital, and then her dad said that she had the beginning stages of emphysema from smoking crack. And then her rep came out and was like, oh, no, the dad over-exaggerated. She is at risk.
for having emphysema from smoking crack. Which makes, like, a huge difference. The heck? Yeah, and then as soon as she was released from the hospital, lit up a cigarette. Yeah. And so... I can't believe that there's not laws of, like, if somebody is killing themselves, that you can't, like, step in and, you know, tie them down. Right. She needs to be tied down at a rehab. She's my age. She's my age. See, and I thought she was, like, way older than that. Oh, yeah. And it's because of the drugs. Oh, yeah. But anyway, so what's the latest, Sky? Well, she performed her first gig over the weekend. And she was singing. She was in the middle of, actually, the song Rehab. And you could see the video, like, on YouTube or all over the place. And first of all, the vocals are horrendous. No. It's a mess. Oh, no. And then she kind of goes down into the crowd area. You know how sometimes there's parts of the stage that kind of like go into the crowd or they can like walk down and walk by the barrier. And according to her people, somebody grabbed her. Now, depending on where you read the story, some people are reporting her breast was grabbed. Some people are reporting someone touched her hair.
I don't know exactly what was touched or what was grabbed, but she took offense to it. And while the microphone is in one hand and she's singing, she's taking the other hand and punching someone in the crowd. Come on. Maybe they were trying to take her crack. Where did this happen? Let's see. The Gloustonbury Music Festival in London. I don't know what that is. Glossenberry. You guys didn't have tickets? Eddie, you don't know. You've never been to Glossenberry? I've never been there. I don't even know what that is. It's delicious. Glossenberry, right. It's a food? It's a place, but it's also a pancake. Oh, wow. Yeah. So you can go there and visit, or you can eat it. I didn't know that. Yeah. That is interesting. Now, it's best with Glossenberry sauce. Oh. It's drizzled all over it. It's delicious. That's not a good thing. That is not a good thing. Let's see. What else is going on? Oh, that hands-free cell phone law goes into effect tomorrow. Don't talk on the cell phone with it up to your face anymore tomorrow. Yeah, and if you're a minor, if you're under 18, you're not allowed to talk on the cell phone at all starting tomorrow. No way. I didn't know that. Yeah, it's also part of the law. No texting, no talking on the phone if you're under 18, even if it's hands-free.
And so I wonder if they're going to be pulling people over that are 24 and 25 and 26 and 38 that look young. Maybe. Or maybe it's if we pull you over. Who knows? So San Diego, the city of San Diego, and the city of Oceanside both say that normally when new laws go into effect, they give a month grace period where they will just warn people. Really? But all the other cities say no. They'll start issuing tickets tomorrow. Carlsbad, Escondido, El Cajon, La Mesa, Chula Vista, National Park. All these people. They're all over you. Yeah. You get no breaks. So if you're over 18, hands free. If you're under 18, no talking or texting whatsoever. And I guess they actually have already put together an amendment to this bill because they didn't cover texting in it. They didn't cover texting for over 18. So even as of tomorrow, you can still text and drive if you're over 18, which makes no sense. That's worse. Right? So.
Yes, if you're 17, it's so out of line. If you're 18, though, by all means, safely text everyone you can. Even then, it's like, don't have the phone up to your ear because that'll distract you. But you can totally look down and text while driving. That's cool. So they're working on that. They're working on amending the law to include no texting. But as of tomorrow, that's not on the books yet. Too bad, suckers. Hey, Rob, that's an invention for you. Invent the thing that'll text by voice. Oh, that's it. I thought they had that. They got text-free calling, but I don't know anything about like... Well, I know there's a computer program that you can speak and it kind of does the same thing. Make it into a text thing, Rob. I would love to, dude. So you can be in your car and go text Zeth. Hey, bro, what's up? Send. Wink face. Wink face. Smooch. That's right. Eddie, do you ever use smileys in emails or texts? Never. Never, right? Never. It's so unmasculine. It's unmasculine. It's hard, though, you know? I mean, I don't do it. I don't do it. I have a real thing against it. But, you know, some people, that's their thing. And it's fine if you feel comfortable. If you're secure enough in your masculinity, knock yourself out. I'm not that secure in my masculinity. I don't need to do a little wink.
face. Rob, do you do it? Do you do smiley faces in emails or texts? I hate that. No, you know I don't do that. What about you, Seth? Do you do wink faces in texts and emails? What do you think, man? I think you would. Of course. I think you would. You're securing your masculinity. You're securing your masculinity. Why do you flirt with dudes? He's just... What do you say? Our text number here is 35253 Phone lines are blowing up, so call us. You know what? I've got a random debate for you. Tell me what you think of this. Would you rather be an attorney that is having to represent an innocent man or be an attorney who is letting go somebody that you know is guilty? Actually, Eddie, help me out with this. Would you rather be responsible for putting away an innocent man? There it is. Or setting free.
A guilty man. Gotta think about it. This guy's pissed. You gotta decide the lesser of the two evils. You gotta decide. One more time. One more time, Eddie. If you're a lawyer, would you rather be responsible for putting away an innocent man or setting free a guilty man? I know what I'd pick. That's Goofy and Goofy from Disney. I think I know what I'd pick. Knows who he would pick. Well said. I'm Ronnie's phone. Ronnie's not going to answer because he's a dillweed. See, 8-Ball here's been shooting pool on his own all day. And as Ronnie doesn't have AT&T, he's pretty much got zero bars in this dump of a joint. Which is why, although you've called like 30 times about motorhead tickets tonight, he's not calling you back. Apparently, Burnout here's got...
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Welcome back to the Mikey Show. It's 7-0-2. A car dealership in Louisiana is expecting a mob scene today when they sell gas for 99 cents a gallon. These are names you're going to be hearing a lot of next month when the Olympics start. Yesterday at the Olympic trials, Tyson Gay. Gay. He broke the world record in the 100 meters, but didn't get the world record because of wind. This guy broke wind while he was out there doing this, and they go, sorry, disqualified. It made him faster. That is...
I guess it's not fair then, you know. There you go. How does that work, Eddie, the wind? If it's too windy and, like, you know, I guess the wind is at your back, like, they measure it. And if it's too over a certain amount of speed, the records won't count. Even if everybody else is having to do it under the same conditions? Yeah. That's weird. I know. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's a world record, so, I mean, it wouldn't be fair to somebody. Like previous winners. Oh, yeah, they didn't get the wind. They didn't get the wind. Right. And he ran like a crazy time. You know, like under nine seconds. I wonder if the wind... Really? Yeah, I put that on for like a second. I was like, ooh, Olympic trials. It was on for three seconds. I'm like, boring. Oh, wow. Next channel. I don't know what 100 meters is, though. Like, how far is that? Does anybody know? That's yards. Oh, that's yards. So I can't do that conversion. I'm only 38. Yeah, please. I'm not in school far enough to know how to do that. Please. Can you just talk normal? Don't tell me something is 48 degrees Celsius. What does that even mean? It's so odd out here. It's so odd. Gotta even start. It's 48. One meter is about 1.1 yards. Okay, so 100 yards in nine seconds. What? I know. That wind must have been blowing hard. Yeah, right. It was like a...
Hurricane. I guess so. Man, he tested positive for Beano, by the way. They tested positive for it after the race. They took it away. Done. Farter. You guys know Golden Spoon gave away free frozen yogurt on Saturday? Really? Saturday? Why? Saturday, yeah. I don't know. What is Golden Spoon? It's a frozen yogurt place. Delicious. A few locations. One in Hillcrest. Really? Yeah. Yeah, that's one in the Dito. Why were they giving away, I don't know if it was all locations, but my wife's like, they're giving away free frozen yogurt. You pull in there? I would have gone. Yeah? I didn't know. For sure. Did anybody get tacos, free tacos from Jack in the Box on Friday? I forgot. I didn't need a fill up. I didn't have a gas receipt. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'd have a gas receipt. Yeah, my wife made me go over there. She really likes sweets. Let's see. So I said that when we came back, we're going to be talking about this random debate. So what would you, if you had to make a choice between, I don't know why I'm having such a hard time remembering this, either letting go of an innocent man, being an attorney, right? You're an attorney and you're in charge of, you're letting some, you're representing a guilty person. Okay. It's either that or putting away an innocent man.
Is that correct? Be responsible for putting away an innocent man or setting free a guilty man. Setting free a guilty man. Which would you rather do? Which would you rather do? I think I got it. Sky, what would you do? I would let the guilty guy go. You would let the... Guilty Geigo. Because in my mind, this is my rationale, there's plenty of guilty people walking the streets all over the place and that's just kind of part of our society. You can't put everybody away. But to know that an innocent man is doing time for something he didn't commit, I couldn't handle it. Eddie? Yeah, I agree. I wouldn't be able to live with the guilt of knowing that an innocent man is doing time. And with a guilty person... That would be terrible, but you would figure he's either going to do something again where he's going to get busted. Yeah, that's a good point. Which would suck to be responsible for that too, but I don't know. That's why I go innocent guy. Really? Yeah, I put away innocent guy because I can't live with it if I let a guilty guy go and he does something to somebody. Absolutely. It's my fault. Absolutely. It's my fault. I'd rather that the innocent guy... But you've just done something to somebody.
somebody by putting the innocent guy away right but in doing my deal by putting the innocent guy in jail i'm not um i'm not he could the guilty guy could go out there and harm multiple people anything can happen he could you know what i mean do some damage i don't get that that's okay he's guilty I 100% agree with you. Well, I think the crime has a lot to do with it, too. Like, are you putting away an innocent guy for, you know, tax evasion and letting go a guilty murderer? Like, you know, there's a huge variation in crimes and time served. What if it's that you're letting go of a guilty guy that's guilty of, like, shoplifting something? Socks. Well, Rob's guilty that all the time, right? Let's say they're both crimes or a murder. Well, how did they both? So the guy's innocent. He didn't commit murder, but he's going away for life. He's going away for murder. Yeah, he's going away for life. That one took me a second. I'm like, but he's innocent. You know what I'm saying? It's Monday. That's right. It's Monday. Yeah, so would you rather be the guy that is responsible for putting Andy Dufresne behind bars from the movie Shawshank Redemption or being responsible for letting a guilty guy go free?
That's crazy. Can I say that I just think that it comes down to, ultimately, like, you did the best you could in the case, and so if the guy still goes into jail, even though he's innocent, like, you can not give up. I mean, you can go out there and keep trying and trying to find the real... That's not it. That's not it. You're, like, you're the person responsible for putting that guy away. So I did it on purpose? Yeah. You knew he was innocent, but you put him away. On purpose. Like, you were defending the other person. Or there's a guilty person. And I purposefully let him go. Right. Now, here's the deal. You're standing in front of two doors. You don't have the option of not walking into one of these doors. But those are the only two options. They're both not very pleasant. But which are you going to choose and why? What's your rationale for choosing it? Still. Now, if Eddie's saying that it's about murder, that's strengthening mine. There's no way I want a murderer out there. And maybe it's like strengthens the other side because you go, there's no way I'm going to have a guy go to jail for a life that didn't do anything. You know what I mean? So which one do you do and why? You're basically taking a life too. Yeah. Well, you're not killing them though. No, but I mean. There's no guarantees if you're, you know. You could get Shawshanked while you're in there. And if not, you don't really have a life because you're locked up. That's right, dude. Like Tommy.
Shawshank, hello. Shawshank, guys. Get red on the phone. P1 Rude Dog. Rude Dog. What's up? What's up? Hey, I just wanted to say, you know, if you let the guilty guy go, an innocent person doesn't go to jail. Well, no, no, no. I'm not saying it's necessarily the same trial. No, these are too, you know. Well, no, but... If you put an innocent guy in jail, isn't a guilty guy going free anyway? That's a good point. If someone was murdered... But if you let a guilty guy go, you're not doing two things at the same time. Is that what you're saying? See, in other words, what he's saying is, if you put an innocent man in jail, you're effectively... You are letting a guilty guy go free. That's a good point. If you let the guilty guy go...
It's not like there's an innocent man going to jail, but how do we know? What if they arrest somebody and put him in there for that crime? The scenario you painted, I'm just answering my question from my point of view. You say let the guilty guy go. Well, if you put away the innocent guy, maybe they just don't have the guilty guy. So you're not necessarily letting him go free. He's just out there. But the case is closed. Right. But that's my point of view on it. I like you. What do you think that Banachek would do about the whole thing? Banachek? Banachek. Like, what would he do? Because he was a pharmaceutical lawyer, if I remember correctly. And then there was an insurance claim filed. About the case that he always... About Banachek. Banachek was really shady. His name is not Banachek. He did a lot of shady stuff under the table. Totally shady. Mikey, let the guilty man go. He'll end up back in jail anyway. That's P1 ceviche. Is ceviche that stuff that it's like raw fish and you cook it with wine? Ceviche. Ceviche? Yeah. It's raw fish. You cook it with citrus juice. The acid cooks it. It's kind of gross if you think about it. It's a weird way to cook something, you know? Mikey, put away the innocent guy. Appeals can get them off where double jeopardy means guilty. Can't be tried again. It's P1 slow.
Mikey, if I had to pick one, I would pick putting away an innocent man. I'm only running one life. I'm only ruining one life. A free guilty man can ruin many. It's P1 Narcissist. Mikey, the guilty guy will get caught again. The innocent guy might be stuck in jail forever. It's P1 No Motive. Interesting choice of P1 names and it scares me. It's an interesting question. That's very polarizing, Mike. That's right. 053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. When we come back, we will be doing the DCC. That's the Dumb Chick Challenge. So when we come back, the Dumb Chick Challenge, call in and pick either Sky or Ashley or Boston Rob to represent you. The Dumb Chick Challenge. Call us right now. Maybe Ellen, it's her birthday. And in honor of Ashley, before we get to the DCC, we're going to have Sky give us the list of the
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The East County is looking pretty good, though. 52, 894, westbound, all up to speed. 805 northbound is getting a little bit tight, though, out of pretty amazing, heading up over the 52. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Whether you're a guy or a girl, one of the things that sometimes you don't like about your job is that you go there every day. It's the same monotonous thing. You don't care for it that much to begin with, and so when you go and do it, it's not that great. That's one of the advantages. of working for the U.S. Border Patrol. Besides the other very obvious advantages, like good benefits, you're working for the government, so you're going to make a decent living and you're going to do well. You're going to have a job that you can actually really be proud of. But no day is the same when you're working for the Border Patrol. And that is directly from an agent's mouth that I talked to about, what is it that you dig about this job? And I can genuinely see a guy that really dug his job. He said it's exciting. He said he's doing stuff that he never, ever, ever imagined that he would be doing. And the Border Patrol trained him. And while you're going to school, the academy, to learn this stuff, they're paying you for it. And if you work over 40 hours while you're working for the Border Patrol, you get paid for it. And you know that a lot of your jobs, you don't do that. So check them out online, borderpatrol.gov. Here's another Mikey moment. All right, well, thank you very much, Cindy. We appreciate it.
How did you meet her, Chantel? Her through Charger Girls. Every year we have this orientation mini camp and she came in to tell us about nutrition and fitness and how to stay fit and do it the right way. If you're a Charger Girl and you put on a couple LBs, do you get like a talking to? You do, yes. You can get benched. Is it a firm talking to or a very light? I've never been talked to, so I'm not exactly sure. Well, hello. I'm sorry. Excuse our fat ass. Mikey's show continues. Rock 105.3. No matter how hard you try, you can't stop us now. 720. Will Smith is making news today for a new school he's funding that's using some Scientology methods to help teach kids. I know everybody, you guys are all surprised. Spain did beat Germany for the Euro Cup championship. It's their first major win in 44 years. That's crazy. I don't understand, but... Good game. I understand that some people really enjoy that, man. Yes, a lot of people. Especially from other countries. Spain is going crazy. You should have seen them. They really flip out over that soccer. Bananas. They don't have TVs or what's the deal? What's the deal in other countries? Do they not have television? Why would you say that? I assume that. They do have television? Well, because they flip out over soccer.
I mean, no, no, no. What I mean by that is they lose their minds over soccer. They're like the city of Boston if they win something. Yeah, exactly. And I heard that no one in Boston has a TV. I think it's more like no one in Boston physically plays sports. That's the deal. It's more the deal. And so they're just like into supporting. It's her birthday. I doubt you. I dare you. All right. It's her birthday. See you tomorrow. It's her birthday. See you tomorrow. All right. There it is. What is that? I don't know. I'll be here. I think we get it. I think we understand what is going on there. Oh, here we go. Oh, it's the DCC. Then we'll do Sweatiest City. Let's keep this party going, Mike. This is great. That's right. Come on. It'll be fun. Really good. You're going to be great, Ashley. That's really awesome. Exactly what I need. Sky dominates at the Dumb Chick Challenge, however. Who knows? Maybe some birthday magic will kick in for Ashley. It will. I believe in her. Boston Rob used to dominate at this game, and then he got the word Boston tattooed on his throat. And he's been chased. 86 years from now, though. He's going to kill at this game. I killed it last week. What are you talking about? Yeah, I think you did win last week. Yeah, I did. You did win last week. In a fluke, because you guys made me deviate from my... Major. Yes. We can't make you do anything. You helped me out.
You get a little water torture. That is true, Sky. 570-1053 is the number. What you do is you call in and you pick Sky, Ashley, or Boston Rob to represent you in the DCC. And if they win, you win. Now, here's the point. They've got to get to five points. So they've got to pick a one, two, or three-point question, and the quickest person there wins. It's not easy, Mike. Well, I mean, Sky has a method, a system. It will not deviate. The way that it works is she goes two-point question, two-point question, one-point question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Equals five. It's easy. It's easy. Now, a lot of times, a lot of times, though, they don't get these questions right. If I were them, I'd go one-point, one-point, one-point. But do it however you want. You know what I mean? You'd win almost every time if you did that. Hey, listen. What are you going to do? P1 Rude Dog, who do you want? I'll take B-Rob. You got it. Hang on the line. P1 D-Train. I'll take Sky. You got it.
You want T-Rex. Happy birthday, Ash. It's your boy, T-Rex. 3-3, Ash. 3-3. What does that mean, 3-3? Go three-pointers. Three-pointers. Yeah, but that equals six. She does good at three-pointers. Thanks, T-Rex. I really like you. All right. Just go with a three-pointer and then a two-pointer. That'll do it for you. T-Rex bought me a penguin foot massager for Christmas. Sweet. So we have a spectacle. That is nice. Special bond. That is nice. Ashley loves penguins. That's so weird. Understatement. She loves penguins. Yeah. All right, so here's how it works. Who do we start with, Eddie? Skye. Starting with Skye. Oh, hello. Skye, would you like a one, a two, or a three-point question? It's a formality. It's a formality. You don't need to insult me. Fine. Fine. I love it. I love it. I'm just saying. Skye, two-point question is. Yeah. What was the name of the young boy? What are you doing? Arm exercises. It helps me think. Can you focus, please? What is she doing? What is that? I don't know. Is that a new arm exercise you've learned? No. What is that? I don't know. She is crazy. This woman has a lot. That's crazy. You got to screw loose. Oh, my God. You got to screw loose, lady. Please, just focus on reading the question. Skye, your question is.
What was the name of the young boy who was friends with Winnie the Pooh? Oh, it's right. She's two fisting up to her mouth. I see him. Oh, my gosh. Sky now has a confused face. Oh, gosh. Something just popped into my head. Oh, man. I know this. What popped into my head was Morgan Freeman. It just came to me, guys. Xavier Roberts. But then I'm thinking that's Teddy Ruxpin's real name. Oh, who knew? What? Who knew? I don't think that's... Sky's on one today. She's on one today. I love it. She took Quaaludes earlier. I forgot to... Teddy Ruxpin's real name is what? Xavier Roberts. You are a crazy woman. Yeah, somebody look that up. That is...
Insane. That's an insane person. She's going to roll today. You're cuckoo. We're working in a dangerous environment. That is true. I don't like that. That's crazy. Who knows what can happen? Anything. Taking that into your own hands with this look. But then, you know, because I can see him and I'm thinking he looks like Charles or a Charlie. But I don't know. The only guy I know is Charlie Brown. She's thinking an answer's coming. And you know that's not right. Eyes closed. Concentration. Guess is being formulated. Oh, now she's kind of giving me that. I don't know. Xavier Roberts. Ah, yes. Sky, that's incorrect. Used to be a pod where he plays for the Pirates. Wasn't there a song written about it? That's the inventor and manufacturer of the Cabbage Patch Kid. What the heck? What happens in that? How does she know that? It's crazy.
If we could get inside her mind, what would it look like in there? I want to. What would it be like in there? Lots of bright colors. Yes, a lot of bright colors. Hamster running on a wheel and then taking a break to smoke some weed. Christopher Robin. Christopher Robin. I was close. Ashley. No. It's your birthday. Come on, today's your day. Go big or go home. Today's your day. It's your day, kid. Knock it out of the ballpark. Take the law into your own hands right here. Be in control of your... Listen. My base coach is telling me to do all ones today. It's your birthday. She gets threes, right? It's really motivating. But T-Rex is your guy today. And you know what he wants you to do. I know, but I can't...
I never stray from my base coat. Let's get on the board and let's see what happens. I never stray from my base coat. And he's really helped out a lot. He's my brain, practically. Practically. Are you ready? Exactly. Ashley, Ashley. Please. Ashley just pointed her index finger at me as if to say, yes, I am. Please. Yes. Give me a one. Watch her. Watch her. Give me a one. Ash, what's the name of the civilian organization who attempt to guard the U.S.-Mexican border? That is correct, Ashley. That is correct. Minutes men. You're on the board. Put her on the board. Austin Robert. Give me a three, Mike. Who's this guy? Every time with him. Yeah, let me see the three. Christopher Roberts. Boston Rob. Yeah. You got a history question. All right, here we go. I've not been watching that channel lately. What are you thinking?
Food Net, man. Bad move. What was the name of the river that George Washington famously crossed during the American Revolutionary War? I know this. Tyler Florence. It is somewhere. He's got a great show. I'm addicted to that show now, by the way. Mike, is it the next Food Network star? Did anybody see that? Yes. I believe it's Essence of Emerald. Yes. No, shut up. Is it everyday Italian? The River Giada. Very cozy. You know, she was in Martha's Vineyard doing a special this week. It was awesome. She was on the beach. It was gorgeous. Read it to me one more time. This guy took like 45 minutes to come up with Xavier McDaniel, who played for the Knicks 20 years ago. Rob, what was the name of the river George Washington famously crossed during the American Revolutionary War? It's like slow-mo or something in his brain. What's going on in there? Listen, my brain works. Like his hamster? I see pictures.
I'm not doing that. I would say it's like pulling teeth, but he has none left. Yeah, it's true too. I have to go through pictures in my mind. I have to like visually see things. I got a Rolodex back there. I don't know. I'm just going to say the Hudson. The Hudson is incorrect. What is it? What is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Crossing the Delaware. That's right. Never heard of it. Never heard of it. Never heard of it. Wow. Sky, what shall you do? Oh, she just held up the peace sign. Are you sure? Two-pointer. She wants a two-pointer. Ashley's up with one. Maybe it's a Cabbage Patch question next. We don't know. Skye. Yeah. Who founded analysis? How dare you? Squint face. Squint face. I mean, the only thing that comes to mind is Freud. Can you give me his first name? Sigmund. You are correct, Skye. You are correct, Skye. Skye's on the board with two points. Wow. The method is kicking. Right now, it's two to one.
Sky is winning. Having trouble breathing. Ashley has a point. Rob does not have any points. Like, I really want to win. This is really important. You got to win on your birthday. Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry. It's my wife's new favorite thing, by the way. Come on. A one-pointer. She wants a one-point question. She can do this. There you go. Ashley. What city is known as the Big Easy? El Cajon. Completely lost. What city is known as the Big Easy? Oh, she just looked at Eddie and mouthed. What the? I'd like him to help his sister out. It's my birthday. I am me the answer. Cheat me up, bro. I'm just going to.
The Big Easy. The Big Easy. I know. The Big Easy. I think she heard you. Well, you know, if you say it a couple times, we'll register it. Is it Stonehenge, Mike? So you're saying what city or are we saying state? What city? What city? Yeah. Okay. It's not New York because that's a big apple and it's not Chicago. That's Tennessee. It's not Philadelphia. That's the brotherly city of love. So I'm going to go with my gut and say Detroit. That's your gut? Wait a minute. Your gut. Your gut. Why Detroit is your gut telling you Detroit? I don't know, Mike. No idea. That's not. But, Ash, that's not correct. No. That's the motor city. Detroit's the motor city. Big Easy. Big Easy. No. Big Easy is not Texas. Not the city of Texas. I meant a city in Texas, Mike. Yeah. Why don't you give her a break on that one, bro? We're from Texas, okay? There's a couple of Easy's.
You know what I'm saying? More than a chopper. That's right, bro. But you don't go there, all right? You're only into high-class girls, okay? The kid kills it. We know that. We know that, bro. Dude, 2 a.m., I don't care what it looks like. We don't have to. You do, bro. You're better now. It all feels the same. You're better now, bro. You're better now. Real good. Actually, Ashley, the answer is New Orleans. New Orleans is the big easy. No idea. Austin Rob. I hate this. What are you going to do, Rob? Eddie? You got to get on that board. No, you're not. No. I don't care about you today. It's her birthday. All right, Skye. Thank you, Eddie. Skye. Oh, yeah. That's your point. Oh, my God. She's your point. And she's giving you the same hand signal she gave us, which we didn't understand, and even she doesn't understand, which means to say, I'm nuts. Why are you asking me? Help me out. Director's film two? Yes. It's like the little two? Yes. All right. Give me two, then. You want a two-pointer? Yeah. All right, Rob. Here's your two-point question. What nerve? Oh.
Well, you can just stop right there. You've got this. Yeah, you've got a lot of that. Rob, what nerve starting in the lower back is the longest and thickest in the human body? The umbilical cord. Your brain nerve. That is incorrect. That is the best answer ever. No, Rob. Really? Dude. It's the sciatic nerve. Oh, yeah, that one. Sciatic nerve. I was third on the list of answers to do. Never against it. Yeah. The Chappaquiddick nerve? Skye. Who's this? She's holding up the peace sign, which is to say, give me a two, Mike. Yeah, seriously, Skye, please. Do you want me to throw it? Yeah. Okay.
She says yes. What? Okay, she's not. Absolutely ideal. That's my question, Mike. Do not throw this question. Red is incorrect. Come on. Here we go. Your two-point question is, from 1990, they went to the euro. The Deutschmark was the official currency of what country? From 1990 until they went euro to the euro, the Deutschmark was the official currency of what country? Skye is giving a sly smile to all of us. I think I know this. She's got to be in Mexico. Wow. She's throwing it, Mike. No, come on, Skye. Look at her face. She's throwing it. Come on. Come on, give us something. You're not supposed to throw it. Skye, you don't have to throw it. That wouldn't be fair. But I want to be happy. You make me happy. It's okay. Come on, take a real guess. Germany. That is correct, Skye. Oh, you're so mean. That is correct. It's not me.
Why would you do that to her on her birthday? It's her birthday. Why don't you let her? Come on. My goodness. Sky is leading in such a brutal, mean, cruel way. It's four to one. Little Ashley's only got one on her birthday. She's playing with her bangs. She could care less. I'm really okay with it. It's totally fine in my books. Ash, what do you think you'll do then? Three. Three. I like it. She's going with a twee. Give me a twee, please. You got it. Peaches. Ashley, what nursery rhyme character was arachnophobic? Scared of spiders, you mean? Well, I can't give you any answers. You know what I mean? You didn't need to. I already know that. Which what character? Nursery rhyme. Nursery rhyme character is scared of spiders.
I said, what nursery rhyme character? I can neither confirm nor deny. Yeah. Ah, yes. What nursery rhyme character was arachnophobic? Work with it. You can work it out. Work it out. Work it out. No. There was an old lady who lived in Michigan. Okay, but we're going to go through all of them. She's working it out here. The only nursery rhymes I know. Of course, of course, of course. What the hell? Mr. Ed. Mr. Ed. Okay. Well, this is it. This is it. The facts of love are all about me. Oh, man. No, Ashley. Don't you remember that Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and ham? What did she eat? Curds and ham. Yes. Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and ham.
fries and then... She got the fries and she got it on the side. And then the spider ran. Nah, that's how it goes. Man, her kids are really going to be confused. See if I remember it. Do we remember it? Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider sat down beside her and she punched him in the face of the pan. That's it. That's Little Miss Muffet. Gosh, it was Little Miss Muffet. Gosh. I know it. Had that one. It's a little tough. Damn it! Boston Rob, will you get on the board? Who's this guy? Oh, man. Hey. Give me an eight, Mike. Come on, Riz. Don't be scared. Don't be scared. Go big or go home. Yeah, I like it, dude. That's what I needed. Give me a three, Mike. You just inspired him, Eddie. Give me a nursery rhyme one. I'll kill it. Boston Rob, what four tastes can a human distinguish? What four tastes can a human distinguish?
What for taste is like sweet and sour, hot and cold, but cold's not a taste? Hot is? Hot isn't. Like hot, like hot sauce. You're so dumb. Can you seriously think about this? Oh, Little Miss Muffy, come on. It's her birthday. I know, I know. What for tastes can a human... Distinguish? You watch Food Network and you don't freaking know. Yeah, you're not on the history anymore. Now you're on the food. It's her birthday. It's a freaking dress and leggings. Sweet. Spicy. Uh. Dude. Panda Express. And Dunkin' Donuts. And Dunkin' Donuts. Come on, Ron. Sour. He doesn't taste anything because he smokes so many cigarettes. He's like tongue as numb.
Oh, jeez. I should have just beaten him up, but it's her birthday. Fourth one. And he's short. Say them all again. Michael, same together. Ready? Yep. Ready? Yep. Sweet. Sour. Bitter is kind of sour, though, but I'm going to go with it. And spicy. Rob, you got three out of the four. Aww. That's all I had to get. Which is incorrect. Which is incorrect, unfortunately. It's sweet, sour, bitter, and salty. Salty. Salty. Salty. You old salty dog. Didn't I say that? Nope, you didn't. Unfortunately, you didn't. You said spicy. Skye, what are you going to do? Eat it. On her birthday? You're going to ruin it. You're not allowed to do it. You can't throw it. You can't throw it. Okay. Skye, you can't throw it. She doesn't get ones right anyway, so it might not matter. Ones are tough, but if I do win, I dedicate this one to Ashley. Skye, what fruit do prunes start out as? Easy. Plums. That is correct. Skye has just won the Dumb Chick Challenge, and she has just won for P1 D-Train. Eddie, what did D-Train win?
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Welcome back to the show. So I said that when we came back, I wanted to do the sweatiest cities. Sky has a list of the sweatiest cities in America, and I also have that commercial of Bush Imitator. Yeah, sweatiest cities. Pacific Beach. Indiana. Is it Indiana Beach? Is that on there? Indiana Beach? Where is it really hot? Ashley's apartment. Ashley's Pits. Minneapolis. These are beach cities, Ash. Beach cities. No, not beach cities. Just sweaty. Phoenix, Tucson, Albuquerque. Phoenix is sweaty. Phoenix is number one. Tucson is number four. Yuma is number three. Albuquerque. Austin, Dallas, Houston. El Paso, Orlando. Frisco, Texas. Plano, Texas. LA. Lower Greenville. Tallahassee is number three.
Needles. What about Bullhead City? You're missing number two and number five. The desert. We're missing which ones? Number two and number five. New Orleans. New Orleans. There's New Orleans on there. Big filthy. Atlanta. Las Vegas. Las Vegas is number two. Jonestown. So you're missing number five. Jonestown? No. That's inappropriate. It's made in Guyana, and there's a lot of Kool-Aid. Oh, forget it. They were thirsty. What do you want? Hey, they were not. Okay. Let me know if you want the state for number five. Lakeside. Don't eat it. Okay. Provo. New York. Unique New York. This is the annual list put out by Old Spice. Salt Lake. Salt Lake. Salt Lake, North Dakota. Fargo. Oklahoma City. Just let me know if you want the state. Give me the state.
Nevada. Reno. Las Vegas. Tennessee. Nashville. Memphis. Memphis. I got it. Memphis, Tennessee. Memphis is number five. Okay, so out of the hundred cities ranked, where do you think San Diego fell? Number one. Second. Well, we've already done the top five and it wasn't in there. Six. Seven. No. Do they know anything? Nine. Is it number eight? Seventeen. 69, dude. 450. What about 420? Do we come in 420? I said 420. It's only 100, Mike. It's when you smoke your weed. 92. 92. 92 is correct. How are we not that sweaty here at the beach? It's nice and cool here. Really? Yeah, cool breeze. They get a cool breeze. So number 92, congratulations to us. All right, all right. There it is. Okay, so listen to this commercial that the Democrats put out. It's about the gas prices. Yeah, it's the House Democrats that put out a new radio ad that's going to be running all this week that links 13 incumbent Republicans to raising gas prices. And for some reason, they're using a Bush impersonator. Cut 35. W here.
Wanted to thank you for your support of the big oil energy agenda. Appreciate you voting to give billions in tax breaks to the big oil companies. Sure, gasoline is over four bucks a gallon and the oil companies are making record profits. But what's good for big oil is good for America, right? I guess that's why they call us the Grand Oil Party. Really gets you thinking, doesn't it? Why don't people go to Eddie for a Bush employee? That's right, dude. That's right. Well, why would you even say that? Because Eddie doesn't do a Bush impression. I meant because Eddie knows somebody. Eddie, who do you know? Hey, there's President Bush now. Here's the real deal. Here he is. That's right. President Bush. What do you think of that guy that did that impersonation? I thought that guy was a clown. Yeah, yeah. I don't think he sounds anything like you. No, he doesn't. Not at all. He doesn't sound like you. And if he doesn't sound like you, they should go, why don't they just get you?
Thank you very much. I would have done it. Yeah, you're President Bush. So I have the press. Yeah. So you don't mind going against the Republican Party. You get me all hopped up on Sour Patch Kids, I'll do anything. Really? Sour Patch Kids. Sour Patch Kids. That's delicious. So you're saying you work for sweets. Yeah, for sure. And sours, apparently. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you get it? Because the Sour Patch Kids are sweet. That was a good one. They're sweet and they're sour. And they're sour. You're Secretary of State. Thank you very much. That's all it took. President Bush, what do you think about this? Because they're making you out to seem like you're for gas prices being raised, but I don't think you are. I don't necessarily think you are. Another rad. Wait. Oh, kickbacks. You ever hear of this? Wait a minute. That's not something you want to admit. That's probably not something you want to admit. You probably shouldn't admit that. That's weird. That's bad. That's President Bush who stopped in to tell us about the gas prices, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, that's really helpful. This is out. He says keep it filthy. Sure.
Friday night, we all had a big dinner and it was for Ashley because Ashley's birthday is today. So we celebrated on Friday night and we all left Ashley some birthday messages. You know, we all recorded some birthday messages for Ash. My stomach just dropped. That's right. Why? I'm nervous. I'm nervous. Well, you know, sometimes they take on a whole life of their own. Well, Mike told me it turned into a roast. A little bit. A little bit. Uh-oh. You know what that means? We'll see. Yeah, I do, lady. Uh-oh. Sorry. Well, first, let's hear your boyfriend. Oh, my God. Oh, my God is the best. I love him. Mike, I love you. To go coffee. Ashley got coffee to go. And drink it the next morning. Oh. So gross. Did you put it in the refrigerator? It was fantastic. I woke, yeah, yeah, because I got home and I was so.
It was cold and I wasn't ready to drink it. So we went to bed. We watched the movie. We went to bed. And the next morning woke up, was craving my chocolate cake, which I also boxed. Took the coffee, heated it up in the micro. It was good. Good to go. Good to go, dude. Yeah, Ashley got a little paper bowl. Yeah, because I guess they didn't have to-go cups. Well, nobody's ever wanted to take their coffee home. So they have something you'd put like maybe soup in or a sauce in or something. And she used that. And she's like, is it weird, dude? Don't judge me that I'm taking my coffee. We all said yes, it is weird. We said it is weird, and yes, we are judging you. Everyone took a lot of offense to it. Okay, so this is her boyfriend and his message to Ashley, his girlfriend. Cut 38. Happy birthday to me, and I'm here with you, and we were our friends, and I love you very much, and... Also, our sixth month is tomorrow, so very nice. There you go. So that's very sweet. You know, you said your sixth month is, well, I guess it would have been Saturday. And so you celebrated your sixth month, and that's very sweet of them. Yes, loved it. Well, let's hear what some of the other ones sounded like, some of the other little messages that were left. What about Boston Rob? Cut 42. I'm recording birthday messages for Ash. Is it on now? Yeah. Let me know where we're going. Where we're going? No, go ahead.
Oh, the red light? Birthday messages. Well, it's not your birthday today, but on Monday, feel free to fix your bangs as much as you want. Probably not going to anyways, but I'll try to not give you any junk about it. Other than that, 25. What can I say? I remember when I turned 25. Those were the days. Have fun. Quote of a century. You just turned 25, bro. Yeah, I know. When you say you remember. When you think back, how young were we? What songs were good back then? No, no, no. We were still out because you just turned 25. It's kind of weird. Enjoy it. I'm glad to be here on this auspicious occasion. I wrote it in the card. It's a good word. Look it up. I don't know what it means. Mikey looks prolific tonight. Thank you. I look like there's a lot of me.
Wow. Didn't know. Remember when you guys told me demonstrative was like flattering or something? I used it. You gotta yell that? Yeah, we were messing with him. Yeah. learn the hard way uh ash was a little concerned about you being late good reason for that uh-huh i had to take my dog to the vet today everything's okay do you still have a dog yeah we got two dogs all right and they both send their birthday wishes and so everything's cool with the dogs yeah they're okay all right cool Anything else? No. She was just pretty much concerned about that. And what are you doing? What are you doing? Okay. Well, that was obviously a shot at Ashley on her birthday, so I guess we'll end it there. That was it. Wow. That was it. That was awesome. Also decided to call Sean. Decided to call Sean. That's awesome. Because Sean doesn't live here, so he couldn't be at the birthday dinner.
Sean was in the Bay Area. That's where he lives. And so I thought, well, why don't we just call him then and tape the cell phone. How sweet. Put it on speaker. How sweet. Just tape them. Cut 39. Hey, Shawnee. It's Mikey. How are you? We're calling because we're at Ashley's birthday dinner and thought it might be nice to let you wish her a happy birthday. It's Ashley's birthday. You know, Ashley from the show. It's actually, well, it's Monday. We're celebrating tonight. And remember, we were talking about that. No, we actually were talking about it on the air. No, can you leave her a message? We were thinking maybe you could say something nice to her. I just think of some nice things. That's not good. We've been rolling.
Think of stuff that you really like about her and just say some really nice stuff. No, that's not really that nice. She's not going to think that's very nice, you know what I mean? Maybe we should just skip it. Okay, thanks, Sean. Thank you for saying that. Wow. There you go. So irritated that you were even calling. Well, listen, you just see one. Yeah, what do you want? No, but you know what? You could tell somewhere in there that he loves you a lot. Totally. He's in the middle of something. That's right. Shawnee, do we have Sky's message? You didn't? Message a lot. I don't really know if it's necessary. Oh, yeah. That's a good one. I want to hear them all. Would you like to hear Eddie? Of course. Eddie left a little message. Listen, he cares for you. He cares for you a great deal. He put the higher dinner on for me on Friday. That's right. And I want, listen, just do this. Set the whole freaking thing up.
If it wasn't for him, nothing would have even happened. That's true. You see? Oh, my first child, practically. And so this is what I'd like you to do. I'd like you to keep that in mind as you listen, Ash. All right. Can you keep that in mind as you listen to this message from Eddie? Just remember, he loves you. And that's all you need to know in your heart. Go ahead, Shawnee. But kind of the point is that you've got to have something to say because we're... I'd like more wine. Well, no, no, no, no. We've got to... You probably said something about, ah, it should be really good, just like, you know, something nice for her birthday. Yeah, you know, no, I mean, like, uh... Well, I mean, you tell me what to say. No, no, no, I don't want to necessarily put words in your mouth. It's more like a thing where you speak from the heart. You say all the stuff that you... I'm happy that we're having a nice meal. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you know what I mean, like, uh... So far, so good. No, please.
you can see, I mean, there's really nothing left. No, what I meant more of was like all the things that you really, you know, like, hey, Ash, it's so great to be here for you, and you're a wonderful friend, and I really care about you. Heartful. Heartful. So happy birthday. So happy birthday. That was really nice. Don't do that. Don't do that, Eddie. You don't want to do that. I cut it off. You're welcome. I just kind of stopped right there. I don't necessarily think that any of these have really been like sweet. It's because you haven't heard skies. And it is. That's beautiful. It's a beautiful. It's beautiful. I think the reason Sean didn't get it is because it doesn't really fit with the vibe. No. I think beautiful. You know what? It just came in. Oh, look at that. It wouldn't sound right. He's got it. It would sound right. He's got it. Sean. Not necessary. I'm saving it. Sean's just saving it. He should get us back on track. Buffer. I think it would ruin the mood. I can open it up. It would sound right. And then he can probably play it once he has it. I don't know if it's necessary. Yeah, that's right. Peg it.
And here we go. Anytime you'd like, you can give a birthday message to Ashley. Are you, what are you doing there? What was that? Okay. It's not really necessary. I'm warming up the pipes. I'd like to say happy birthday to my friend Ashley and to have you in my life. Really good French onion soup. So if you don't order that tonight, you're a moron. Happy birthday. Okay, well, listen, hey. I thought that was awesome. That was the best. Listen, that was beautiful. What's the matter with you people? That was gorgeous. That was gorgeous. I thought we were doing it wrong. It was beautiful. That was so mean. It was so gorgeous.
It was beautiful to say, I love you. It's to say, I love you. It's to say, I love you. It's to say, I love you. Oh, man. Ashley, overreaction. No. You can show this to your children. Sean, do you have my message to Ash? Sure do. Oh, wait, we got Zeth's too. Do we have Zeth's? I don't have that one either. Zeth, you, if I were you. Take some vacation time, bro. Did you get zets? No. Okay, I'll get it to you. Oh, no. Just play mine. I know. Hey, Ash. This is my birthday message to you. As you know, you mean an awful lot to me. I just wanted to remind you that I gave you the podcast and I didn't see it. So, just wondering what the deal was with that. I also wanted to tell you that 25 is an important age. It means that you are... definitely an adult and you've reached that quarter life point which is a milestone and also just wanted to say that when we were coming out of the 40 break in the 8 hour this morning I was wondering if that was your idea of a joke putting the same rejoin in but anyway it's really cool you know the whole 25 thing is awesome
Why would you put that in there? Because, you know, we just run it. Really need to let that go. But happy birthday. You know what I mean? So I love you. And it's just really great to be your friend. Despite that stuff. Wow. Well, it got cut off right there. Too bad. Got angry. and I just hit stop. But, you know, hey, listen. Again, I just... All I know is... All of your strength from the... I thought that that was a beautiful... It was a beautiful and special and heartfelt thing. It's a moment. Towards her. So, congratulations, Ashley. You're 25. Thank you. Our text number, 35253. Our phone number, 5701053. When we come back... We're going to do a couple of things. First of all, we have the YouTube clip of the day. You got to hear it to believe it. It involves playing something forward and playing something backward. How crazy is that? And also something called Bombed at the Beach. It's time to party. I'm coming over. Who is this? The new queso crunch wrap from Taco Bell. Like party queso dip queso? Yeah, Brad.
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They all pump them? I'm in an amount of pee. Really bad? And your bangs are a little disheveled. She's wrong. More than a little. Focus right now. Mikey Show continues. Rock 105.3. Hey, welcome back. It's the Mikey Show. It's 829. While performing at her first show in months, Amy Winehouse punches a guy for allegedly grabbing her. Can it get any worse for the Padres? They got swept by the worst team in the majors, the Seattle Mariners. Lost yesterday 9-2. Ashley, the crew is so mean. Sammy is so freaking cute. And your blog is way better than everyone else's. That's a sign to your boyfriend, Mark. Oh, wow. Very nice. Oh, thank you. I love you. You're my favorite. Happy birthday, Ash. It's good to hear how much everyone loves you. Well, except Sky. That's P1 Concrete Cowboy. And there it is. Welcome back. The way the videos that you just heard are up.
On MikeyShow.com. Nice. And so you can see them there right now. I have a question. Go ahead. Is mine up there? You know what? Did you get that, Sean? A video from Ashley? Yeah. It was the biggest file. It was the best file. What a surprise. Yes. Let's see. First one up there, if we're being honest. It's my birthday. Let's see. Hello. Yeah. Sean, I'll resend it to you. Thank you. I'll resend it. Let's see. Should I send this to your work? Yeah. Are you guys ready to hear a little bit of this? Now it's time for the YouTube clip of the day. Tell me what you think this sounds like. Cut 36. Anybody take a guess at what that sounded like.
Opera, right? Something like that, maybe? Japanese woman singing. Exactly, exactly. Chichewa, maybe? Well, I don't speak Chichewa. You don't speak Chichewa? No, sure. Well, if you play it backwards, which is, you know, not the way it was sung. Yeah, right. You just heard the way it was actually sung, but when you play it backwards, it makes a little bit more sense. Cut 37. Somewhere... What a trip, right? Somewhere... She sang it backwards? She sang it backwards. What the hell? Listen again. Cut 36. Dude. That's humanly possible. I think that this is what she did. I think she listened to it backwards and memorized it. Just memorized it like a song. You just memorize a song. You listen to it backwards and memorize a song.
And then when you play it back, there you have it. It's trippy though, isn't it? How crazy is that? So that's pretty nuts. What about if we did this? And now it's time for Bond at the Beach. More wine. Here's how it works, Bond at the Beach. What we do is we are going to be listening... Oh, they're on buttons for me, right? That's right. We send Ashley down to the beach. Ashley interviews people that have had a couple of adult beverages, of course, responsibly. Yeah. And they're adults. They're of legal age. And we all know, after you've had a couple, you're not necessarily answering questions the same that you would if you hadn't had a couple. For sure. That is correct.
And so basically what we do is we have you call in 570-1053. And you're going to play for yourself. And one person is going to play for themselves. And then the rest of you, you're going to pick somebody to play for you. Eddie, who should we have playing today? Because we've got so many people. How should we do this? Well, isn't it they pick? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You pick. But who can they pick from? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who will be in our pool? Not Ashley, because she already knows the answers. Ashley knows. It's usually me, you, Sean, and Sky. Me, you, me, you, Sky, Sean. And there's not another person on the phone? Me is Mikey and you is Eddie. Right, right, right. And we have somebody on the phone that does it, right? It's been a while. Whoever doesn't get picked doesn't play. There you go. There it is. Okay, so 5701053. Playing for themselves. P1 Quimby. How are you? I am super. Super. You're an action star. I try. Wonderful. That is right. Now, let's see. I'm going to get everybody else all lined up. We've got to go over here. P1 The Wolf. Yeah, I'm going to take Eddie. There you go. It's a good choice. Eddie's showing his guns off right now. Hang on the line. I almost always win at this game.
That is true. I think I'm undefeated. P1 Dave, are you there? Sean? No. Yes, you are. Check the records. Just checked, yes. That was a quick check. I mean, he didn't even really... Well, I have it all in front of me. It's really easy. P1 Dave? Yeah, I'm here. Who would you like? I'm going with Sky. You got it. Oh, no. P1 Chris? I want Mikey. You want me? Hang on the line. That's all that's left, really. Let's do this. You're kind of stuck with me. Okay. All right, here's how we do it. We're going to start with me. And let's see, we're going to introduce the first person that Ashley talked to. And where did you go, Ash? Well, this is interesting because Saturday night I was planning on doing it. And I was at a club and the recorder broke. So then I got what I should have been using in the first place, the new recorder. But I had to do it Sunday night and I went to McGregor's.
Because for some reason, that bar, no matter what night it is, you can just find wasted people there. Right. So that's where I went. McGregor's. McGregor's. Okay. So here is the first person that Ashley talked to. It's a guy. Okay. What's your name? Charles Littlepage. How much have you had to drink? List it up. I had a pitcher of beer. Okay. That's it? Yeah, a pitcher of beer. Okay. Finish the phrase. Eat, drink, and be. Finish the phrase. Oh, man. Eat, drink, and be merry. Now, will he know that it's merry? A pitcher of beer. A pitcher of beer. Sweet berry wine. I don't know about this. I'll start. And I say that Charles knows that it's eat, drink, and be merry. Eddie. Yeah, I think helping him, leading him. Into that, you know, that will somehow trigger his brain to know it. So I'm going to say, yeah, he's going to get this one. It's like a reflex, right? Yeah, kind of. Sky. See, I agree he knows it. Will he say it is the problem. Oh, yes. The guy who drinks a pitcher of beer to himself normally has a tendency to get some stupid answers. But I'll say he'll say it. He will say it. He will, he will.
I'm going to say he knows it. You're going to say he knows. So we all say that he knows. Here was his answer. Be merry. Very well done. Very well played. Question number two for Charles. Columbus is the capital of which U.S. state? Columbus is the capital of which U.S. state? These are tough, huh? The answer is Ohio. Will he know that, Eddie? I'm going to say no. I don't think he's going to come up with that at all. Sky. I don't think he knows it's sober. See, I hear it, which makes me believe that everybody should know it. It confuses me, though, because I, in my mind, I'm like, when I first read it, I'm like, isn't there a Columbus in North or South Carolina too? And that threw me off a little bit. I'm going to say he knows this. You're going to say he knows. Oh. You're electric. You're electric. You're electric. Let's see. P1 Columbia. I'm going to say no. I do not believe that he knows that Columbus is the capital of Ohio unless he lived there. Oh. That's about the only reason I could think of him knowing. Here was his answer. Ohio. Yeah. What's that, Rob?
It sounded just like Rob. He passed out, so she asked Rob to fill in. This was question number three for Charles. What rock star is Jennifer Aniston currently dating? Oh, wow. Oh, wow. The answer, by the way, is something that I just found out this weekend. My wife said, didn't you hear that on the show? Thank you. And I go, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. The answer is John Mayer. I mean, yeah, John Mayer. John Mayer. So, Skye, what do you think? I do not think he will know this. I don't feel the vibe that he's a pop culture type of guy. You're not getting that vibe from drink a pitcher of beer guy? No, pitcher. Pitcher. Pitcher. Let's see. Quimby. I am going to say he does not read. Okay. Just in general. So he's illiterate.
I do not believe that he knows that Jen Aniston is dating John Mayer. I do not. Eddie. Sweet bear watch. Sweet bear watch. No way. No way in the world. Here is his answer. Is it the guy from 30 Seconds to Mars? No. I don't know that. Okay. And there is your answer. Wow. So where are we now? Who's leading? What's going on here? Sky's killing it. Sky. is actually winning this game right now. Very unfortunate. We'll do round two when we come back. Hang on the line, Quimby. Next up, a girl. This one is a gem. Oh, wow. She was a gem. We'll do it when we come back. Hang on. The Mikey Show continues. Thank you for being big enough to laugh at yourself this morning. Today we salute you.
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Full of flavor. They're like nothing you've ever had. You want to have hot dogs and hamburgers? No. There's nothing like that flavor. Oh, you want to get Johnsonville Brots. They're absolutely delicious. And I love it. I'm getting emails and we're getting phone calls of people that have tried them for the first time. Just got an email from P1 Lara who says, Eddie, every time you talk about brats on the air, I get so hungry. Last night, I did a little two-step cooking action. First, I boiled the brats in beer and then threw them on the grill. They were awesome. I still have some left over and plan on eating them again. Tonight, that is the way you got to do it. You go to any grocery store you want, go back to that fresh meat section, pick up a package of Johnsonville brats tonight and this weekend for Fourth of July. Welcome to another Cable Fable Story Minute brought to you by AT&T. Once there was an old lady who lived in a shoe, but she had cable and she didn't know what to do. She was up all night tossing and turning because she couldn't wait.
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Oh, my gosh. I love you so much. There she is. There she is. It's Quimby. And she is playing for herself embalmed at the beach. And so what do we do? Do we start back at me or do we go to Quimby? Quimby. All right, Quimby. All right, Quimby. All right, Quimby. You're going to be introduced to the girl that Ashley talked to at a bomb at the beach. Once again, the goal here is to try to correctly guess how the person will answer knowing that they've had a couple of adult beverages. How will they answer? Here is the girl that Ashley talked to out at the beach. I don't know. He's so cute. He's so cute. Renee. Johnston. Yes, that's my name. Oh, okay. All right, yep. We're in trouble. He's my favorite. Yes. He's my favorite of all. Now, instantly, I'm getting a vibe. You don't even know. Really? Yes. Please. And I don't just mean drunk vibe. I don't just mean that. I am definitely getting, this is my moment. It's, I am going to, right now, this is all about me. And the attention is on me, and I've got a microphone in front of me, and I've had some drinks. And I'm going to use them. And that's just Ashley. Yeah. Then we have the contestant. So, I don't know. I'm getting a little tomfoolery already. Yeah, very Paris Hilton, Kardashian. I'm hearing it all in there. Here we go. How much have you had to drink tonight? I've had two gin and tonics, some Patron, and like a beer. Oh.
Well, then that's quite a bit. Beer. I'm drunk. A beer, yeah. Because I had some of their pitcher, and I was just sipping off of their beers. Sipping on gin and juice. That's true. Eat back. Don't lie. You shouldn't lie. What does she really have? Oh, plus, I was at the hotel earlier, and I had, like, maybe a shot of Bacardi. Oh, you got these. I'm glad you're here. Maybe two shots. Alright, are you ready for your question? Alright, what team just won the NBA championship? Yeah, that one tweaked out a thing. What team just won the NBA championship? I don't even remember. Yeah, it's hard to remember. What team was that? It's the Boston Celtics. No, we killed them. You remember that? No, it was. It was the Boston Celtics. Oh, that's right. Won the championship. Boring. Oh, you're a bad man. You know what? I'm going to go out on a limb here and I'm going to say she knows it. I believe she was at a hotel. She probably wasn't at the hotel by herself. She was probably at the hotel with one of those guys who's probably her boyfriend. And the boyfriend probably knows. I'm taking a gamble here by thinking that he's into basketball.
Because if her boyfriend wasn't into basketball, no chance. I don't think she'd know because he wouldn't be talking about it. And she doesn't strike me as the sporting type. But I'm taking a gamble. Oh, no. And I'm going to say she knows through a guy. I'm going to go in the opposite direction. I don't think she cares about sports. I don't think she, even if her boyfriend knew about it, she doesn't pay attention. You've already talked me out of my answer. She's out on the whole thing. She is going to guess the Lakers or something. No way. Great. I agree 100% with Eddie. There's no way this chick has it. Can I change my name? Nope. And Quimby, you said that she... What did you say? She will now? I want to win. Two against two. Here we go. Wait a minute. Sorry. Here we go. Celtics. Because I was rooting for them and not the... Even though I was born in L.A., but I always go for the underdogs. So she got it. She got it. She was into sports. She did not sound like the sporting type to me. Even a little bit. Question number two for Renee. Uh-oh, is your cell phone ringing? Yeah, go ahead. Answer that question. Okay, question number two.
Who did George Bush beat in the last election? Who did George Bush beat in the last election? This is on me, right? Yes. Start with me. I believe she will know. I believe that she will know because she will walk through it. It's impossible to not know. John Kerry, it's impossible to not know. You have to be a foreigner to not know. Yeah. And even then, you probably know. Right. Eddie? I got to make up some ground here, so I'll say no. She doesn't know. Skye. Yeah, for some reason, I think she's going to say Al Gore. Like, I think she's going to, like, miss an election in between. So, yeah, so I'm going to say no. Come back. I think she voted for John Kerry. Really? Yes. So you say she will know. Yes, she will. Here we go. I voted for the other.
Who did I vote for? Uh-oh. Who did I vote for? Never a good sign. America. I'm Democratic all the way. I'm from Seattle, Washington. Really? Who cares? It was not Bush. It was Gore, right? No. Oh, I knew it. Wow. Good call. Nobody remembers Carrie. Good call. Poor guy. Poor guy. It was really bad. Oh, yeah. I mean, the personality was not, yeah. You voted for him. I know. Question number three for Renee. Good guy. No personality. Did you vote for him? Yeah. You did? Who do you think? You think I voted for four more years George Bush? I thought maybe you would write somebody in because you felt like strongly you'd write somebody in. Yeah. Question number three for Renee. Hurry up because my friends are coming to get me. Oh, no. Hurry up. How do you feel about that? Well, she was very bossy, but, you know, I don't know. I kind of took it because I really liked her. Yeah. I really liked her. There we go. Okay.
High in Latin, what is the term for singers whose range is between tenor and soprano? I gotta hear that again. Hurry up, because my friends are coming to get me. High in Latin, what is the term for singers whose range is between tenor and soprano? Okay, let me read this question to you. Meaning high for singers whose range is between tenor and soprano. This is good. Eddie? Yeah, no way. The answer is alto, by the way. I mean, no chance in hell. Unless she's a singer, no way. Sky. See, that's what worries me, you know? Chicks, we sing. We're in choir. That's why I said it's a good one. That's why I said it's a good one because it's like chicks sing. But I don't really see her as like the choir type of girl unless she like developed late or something. What the hell? What does that mean? Is that a reference? Because Sky lost.
Oh, no. 11? Was it 11? No, it was not 11. I did some research. You did some research. It was 18, please. Yeah, right. 18? How dare you? How dare you? 11. If you're going to go 11, then you're going to be 18. Really? Wait until you're married. I'm going to say no. She will not know. She will not know. Climby. Hi, Climby. Hi, Climby. Oh, my gosh. There is no way in the heck she would know this. Are you crazy? I hate this, Mike. Think about it. She will not know. She will not know because it's hard to know. When you're drunk, it's even harder. And I don't think she'll know. Between tenor and soprano, it's... Gotta save that clip. Yeah, I should know that because I took Latin for like four years. I'm drunk right now. Yeah, I don't know. So now what? So now what have we got? Do we have a clear winner?
I don't know. Yes. Shawnee, what's going on? Do we have a clear winner? Yes. By one point, Sky has... Sky has two victories today. That's right. Eddie, what is the prize today? We got more Hellboy 2 passes. Sorry, Quimby. Sorry about that. We'll see you later. Hey, P1 Dave. Sky won for you, dude. I knew she could pull it off. That's right. Hang in the line. Get you all set up here. When we come back, I got some more good stuff for you. Governator is commenting on gay marriage. I wonder what he's having to say. What does he think? We'll get to that coming up next. Our text number is 35253. Our phone number here is 5701053. And, yeah, so we'll get to those comments by the Governator next.
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Heading up over the 52. Down with Lawrence on Rock 105.3. That's the biggest dork on the planet. I'm telling you, man. I don't know what to make of that guy. KIOZ San Diego's Rock. Mikey Show. Here's another Mikey moment. If it goes well on the first date and she feels comfortable and we're both really comfortable. Then, yes, I'll pick her up. Like, that's just weird. Dorky. Yes. Like, let me go pick you up and bring you to Del Mar and then take you to Vista and then go back to Del Mar. I would want you to offer. No. I wouldn't have you do it. It doesn't make any sense. Why would I offer something that doesn't make any sense? Get Rebecca on. Why not offer to fly her in a helicopter there? She's not going to accept, but why not make the offer? You should at least be sweet. You can't make that comparison. We need a camera. Mikey's show continues. Rock 105.3. Angelina Jolie's wanted to be the number one movie of the weekend, making $62.5 million. It was Kurt Busch, not his brother Kyle, who won the rain-shortened race in New Hampshire yesterday. So, Sky, what does Governor Schwarzenegger say about gay marriage? Yeah. Yeah. The gays. Yeah. Well, he says that because he was asked about how he feels about the anti-gay marriage measure that's going to be on the ballot in November.
asking people to, again, make it illegal in California. Two robots getting married. Yeah, it's all right if they're two gay robots. Hey, listen, it doesn't affect my personal life, so the machines do the thing. So he says that he personally feels that marriage should be between a man and a woman, but he doesn't want to force his beliefs on anyone. So he thinks this anti-gay marriage measure is a waste of time. I will not force my personal feelings on them. I will force the butt of this gun into the side of the cranium. That was no trap. That's right. I will force that. How do you like me now? That's our governor. You didn't see them? Which is even creepier. Giving me the face right now. It's crazy. Pass the boo. Pass the boo. Eddie's giving me the face. What face? Mike. Oh, now he's silently mouthing, pass the bull. Pass the bull. Pass the bull. Don't get all attitude-y. You're right. You're right. Don't get all tootie-fruity. You're right. Sky, what the deal is? It was under her bed. No. Like, on the other side of our fence is open space. You know, it's like agricultural. Ah. And so the boo was out there putting some finishing screws in our pergola. What?
That's a lot of Latin. He built this pergola overhang thingy. You can't say that on the air. Is it legal to say that with the FCC? Are they cool with that word, pergola? Now I said it. And I came out like a couple minutes after he was already out there. And he's like, did you hear that? And I'm like, hear what? He goes, there's like a rattlesnake like somewhere right over there. And I'm like, okay, okay, sure. And then he starts the drill. And as soon as he starts the drill, rattle, rattle, rattle, like you hear it. And it probably rattles for like. What if it was the drill? Well, no, like even when the drill stopped. And it was very distinctive. Other side of the fence. Yeah, right on. Is it like a. Like a stone? Or, I mean, cement or whatever? No. Basically, the way our fence is on the side, it's like, you know, regular fence, wood fence. But then the back, it's wrought iron. Sky. But we took precautions because we knew that there are rattlesnakes in the area. So the buddy boo, like, Barry, Rob was there. Rob helped. Like this thing that we call a snake fence. I guess that's not actually its name, but that's what we call it, the snake fence. And it goes up. How tall does it go up, Rob? Maybe like...
Two foot? Well, it's taller than me, so. Yeah. It's gigantic. So that goes around the part where the wrought iron is. I needed a ladder to hold the top of it. No, I didn't. But it was freaky. It's a step store, Mike. So all day long, any time we made any noise, you would hear it. And I said to him, I was like, I thought they only rattled when you approach them and they feel threatened. But any noise we made, and we were in the yard all day. And then, and so that's over to like the right side of the yard. Like a couple hours later, over to the left side, another one. Same exact thing. And so now there's like two going on both sides. So I was pretty freaked out. And what freaks me out is they can't get into our yard because we have that snake fence through the back. But if they get into somebody else's yard, then they can crawl under the wood fence. Oh, great. So, like our neighbor, like the Clopex, they don't have a snake fence. So, if it goes into the Clopex yard, it can go under the wood fence and get into our yard. So, I was kind of... Oh, I didn't realize that the Clopex lived right next door. Oh, yeah. They live right next door. Oh. Yeah. What are you going to do? I don't know. Put up a little...
Snake fence, you know, on the... Yeah, it's a lot of work, but it might be worth it. Dude, you don't want to go in your backyard one day and it's sitting there like, hey. Oh, yeah, well, because our neighbors, like, three doors down, their dog... It's a good man. Yeah. Their dog was, like, freaking out one day and, like, clawing at the fence, and they couldn't figure out why, and there was a rattlesnake underneath the fence, like, in between the two yards. Yeah. Dude. So they're out there. It's no joke. They suck. Yeah. Keep rats away, dude. What are you talking about? Yeah, but they're scary, man. I'm glad about the rat thing, but still. Even though I knew it wasn't in our yard, it was on the other side of the fence, I was still like everywhere. You didn't go check it out? I would have. Would you really do it? Heck yeah. What would you do? No, come on. What are they going to do? They're not going to attack you? Yeah, they'll attack you. That's what they do. That's what they do. You get too close, but I'm not going to get super close. Three feet they can strike. Yeah, I stood up on like this little retaining wall we have and looked over the fence. Yeah, that's true. I forgot. I've seen Bear Grylls. I'm good. You can eat it. Yeah. Raw. It was freaky. Like, I didn't know. Should I call, like, animal control or just leave it alone? P1 Allison. P1 Allison. I know. I'm just saying. Allison? Yeah. Go ahead. Is this a guy? Yes, sir. All right. Is your name Allison? That's my last name. All right. Go ahead.
Hey, so Sky, before you freak out, you do know that, especially here in California, we do have a bug that its defense mechanism is to sound exactly like a rattlesnake. I had no idea. But I bet it wasn't a bug. You hear it all over the place when you go hiking or anywhere you're ever at around here. Whenever you hear that rattling sound, like you got a rattlesnake near you. All you'd have to do is see where she lives. To know that's probably not a bug. And there's been two incidents. I live out in Ramona. I mean, they're around me all the time. Yeah, there's been two incidents of rattlesnakes being, like, caught and taken away. Like handcuffs, dude. They cuff them immediately. It's difficult. They were trying to take jewelry. There you go. Yeah, that was freaky, though. That would freak me out. Oh, Skye's air conditioner. The new one broke. What? Yeah. Yesterday. What are you doing today? Well, okay, so you know how we had, like, that heat wave? You guys throwing Kool-Aid directly into the motors? Oh, yeah. Well, we had the heat wave, and it wasn't working, and the problem was it would run, but it wouldn't pump out any cool air. So they came out, they put a whole new unit in, but then, you know, we ran the unit for a couple days. The heat wave was over. We haven't run it for about a week.
Yesterday, we go to turn it on because it was about 82 degrees in the house. And I decided, you know what? How do you even walk around? And I was like, I think I need a little more. It's like the Mojave in there. I have the ceiling fan on. Oh, to blow it all around? Move around the hot air. Yeah, you don't just want an oven. You want a convection oven. So I figure, okay. So I close up all the doors and the windows, turn the AC on. It runs for about an hour and then just stops. And my husband's like, it's not running. Did you have it set to 81? No, no. That was why. That was why it stopped. It cooled down to 81. No. What did you have it set to? Well, I had it set to 79, but then my husband changed it to 77. But then anyway, this isn't the point. This isn't the point. What's the point? What is the point? So, of course, like, you know, my husband's like, it's not running. It's not working anymore. It ran for like an hour. And so I'm thinking, oh, maybe a circuit blue or just turn it off, turn it on and get nothing. He goes outside to look at it and the pipes are like frozen. There's like ice hanging off the pipes. And if you like look inside, all the interior components are all covered in ice.
Sky, what is going on? A brand new unit. That's crazy. So he's going to call them this morning. Oh, that is brutal. So, yeah. So last night was a hot one. Slept with all the windows open. How do you do it? Well, I don't. Well, because I'm paranoid about like people climbing up the balcony and coming in when I'm sleeping. You live on the second floor. I know. That's why I said I'm paranoid that they're going to put a ladder up against the balcony. I think you may hear that. She thought the rattlesnakes would crawl up there. And then the boo's downstairs watching baseball, and so he won't hear me when I scream out because the TV won't hear. She's nuts. She's got a screw. So it's hard to see with the windows and doors open, but anyway. Let me tell you, you and the boo are very, like, forgiving or whatever. What do you mean? Dude, I flip out. You're very sensitive to heat. Very. We know this about you. Very sensitive. How so? Well, there was just one time, Eddie. I don't know if you've ever heard this story. Yeah, well, Sean cranked the heater. We had just come back for lunch. We were all getting in the car. There was no way it was under 114 in the car. That's so funny. It was making the high 80s. Probably 130. Mike was like crying. Get the AC on. And then Sean turned it all the way to the heat. And then Mike screamed out like a girl. For one second. Like a girl. It was not.
one second. Whatever. Whatever. That's classic. So, a friend of my wife's came over yesterday and her brother, she brought her brother and he's visiting from Phoenix. He's a house inspector. So, part of a job of a house inspector is you have to go up into the attic and fix the attic in Phoenix. Oh, dude. In August. I cannot even imagine. Oh, my gosh. It's like the sun. You ready for the temperature? They know? Oh, yeah. Yeah, they have to test. They have little gauges. 185 degrees. No way. No way, Jose. He has to tell them. When he goes up there, when he goes up into the attic, he has to tell the people that are there, if I'm not back in five minutes, come get me. Dude, that's like insane. It's insane. It's insane. Like for somebody like me that can't stand, I mean, it's just, I can't even imagine it. No way, Jose. My husband looks like when he comes out of the attic. It's disgusting. And that's here. Yeah, and that's here. And he's dripping sweat and the insulation is like stuck to him. No comparison.
That's the surface of the sun. Seriously. Phoenix? Yeah, I would have guessed, like I was thinking in my head, probably like 160. No way I would have guessed 180. How do you go in there? He said, and this guy is from Seattle. Oh, my God. He moved from Seattle to Phoenix. Oh, come on. And he said, yeah. He goes, you know, when I started this job, he said it was in March. And he said going up there wasn't so bad. He said, and it just gradually, as the summer went on, it got worse and worse. He said, August in my line of work is the worst time. I don't understand. Physically, how are you able to go? Because I said to him, I said, I go, you realize you can cook barbecued ribs in the oven at 250. Yeah. Right? You know, this is only 70 degrees cooler. It's not that much cooler. So, I mean, how are you not cooking? And he said, well, you kind of are. How do you breathe? I know it, man. Yeah. And then you're up there working. You know, you're like doing stuff. How hot are the things you're touching and stuff? Like how hot are those probably? Now, the good thing is there ain't no rodents up there because they're like, it's too hot up here. It's so gross. But yeah, yeah, yeah. I couldn't imagine it. Wow. Hey, Ash, did you finally watch Best in Show? Yeah. Did you like it? Loved it. It's funny, right? Oh my gosh. Did you watch the deleted scenes? No. Gotta watch the deleted scenes.
They're hysterical. Well, I rented the movie from Blockbuster. Yeah. It's still going to be on there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got them on there. The Busy Bee. The Busy Bee. The Busy Bee. Where's the Busy Bee? Where's the Busy Bee? Where's the Busy Bee? Dude, that movie is genius. Yes. Genius. And you know, the woman who played... Parker Posey? Not Parker Posey, but the woman who was in Beetlejuice and then she played the woman... Fleck? Nancy Fleck. Did she play Fleck or whatever in this movie? She's great. Like, she's so funny. She's funny. Her and that guy that plays her husband. Yeah, and he's from American Pie. Yeah. When they go to visit. Eugene Levy. Yes. They're traveling to Pennsylvania to the dog show. And as they're traveling, and they're very kind of nerdy. And they're traveling across, you know, they're traveling cross country to get to Pennsylvania to the dog show. And they stop. to stay with a friend. Yeah. And what he's realizing is that it's somebody that apparently his wife used to get around. With everyone. Yeah. And so pretty much everybody that they come in contact with is like, hey, remember me? And she and her reaction is always like, oh, my goodness. Her husband's status. She's like.
What have you been doing? He's a crazy man. But they're over at that house and it's so uncomfortable. And the guy, isn't he like a... He's a negotiator. He's a negotiator. He negotiates people that are going to jump. He gets them to come down. And so he goes in his backyard and his kid is completely mischievous. And his kid has climbed up on top of their garage and won't get down. With the dog. With the dog. And so he's a negotiator with the prized dog that they're taking to the dog show. And so Mr. Negotiator, hostage negotiator, goes outside and says to the son, get off of that roof or I'll take my thumb and I'll jam it in your eye. Do you understand what I'm saying to you? I'll stick this thumb right there. That movie is so funny, man. So funny. It's so good. Yeah. Let's see. What is happening in the world? Apparently in France, they were doing this shooting demo, and they didn't realize they accidentally put real bullets into them. Okay. Injured 16 people. That's the best. It was a demonstration of hostage-freeing techniques. I see. And like you said, they were supposed to be using blanks, but somehow real bullets got into the gun, and 16 people were wounded, including a three-year-old child who was there. Oh, boy. Come on. So that's their...
They're looking into it, seeing where they went wrong. There were real bullets. Uma Thurman is engaged, and Ruben Stuttered got married over the weekend. Wait, Ruben Thurman got married to Ruben Stuttered? No, no, no. That is unbelievable. No, Ruben Stuttered got married to Chris Kattan. That's what happened. Now that I like. No, Uma got engaged to her Swiss multi-millionaire boyfriend, so congrats on that. Chris Kattan dated Uma Thurman. No, Chris Kattan married a supermodel, or I should say married a model named Sunshine. They got married in Yosemite Valley. She hasn't gotten any super stripes yet. Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Jimmy Fallon, they were all at the wedding. And then also on Saturday, Ruben Stuttered got married to his girlfriend of two years in Alabama. They had a 30-minute ceremony that featured prayer and music, but there was no singing from Ruben. Why? His guests had ears. I don't know. I don't know. So Jennifer Aniston is being sued by, or excuse me, J-Lo.
Not Jennifer Aniston. J-Lo is being sued by a flight attendant. Tell us why, Skye. Well, the flight attendant says that she was injured back in 2006 when she was doing her flight attendant gig on a private plane, which was chartered by J-Lo. And J-Lo brought her dog, which lunged at the flight attendant, causing the flight attendant to fall backwards and injure her back. Are you kidding me? She alleges in her lawsuit, she's suing for $5 million, by the way. She had to have back surgery because of the fall. She alleges in her lawsuit that Lopez knew the dog had a vicious propensity and she should have controlled it better. Was it St. Bernard? It's described as a guard dog, but they don't say that exact breed. Well, a guard dog sounds big. Seriously, a German Shepherd or a Doberman?
You can take those on planes? Well, it's a private plane. You can take anything on those. Did JLo used to be on a sitcom in the 80s? She was a fly girl. Living color. Is that what it was? She was a fly girl. For some reason, I thought she was on one of those My Three Spoons. That was a good show. Well said. The growing families. The growing ties. Wasn't she on Growing Ties for a while? Different Pains. Yeah, Different Pains. She was on Different Pains, right? Who would be... Who would you want, Eddie, to be... What family of all those goofy shows? Who would you... What family would you pick? Oh, this is... Oh, my gosh. Give me a second. Yeah, I need some time. I need some time. Okay, let me think here. See, I don't know that many. Maybe The Simpsons? So my family got... Like, you have to... Mine gets very diminished because I don't...
That's not the right word. What word am I looking for? Desensitize. No, that's definitely not the word. Does it have to be a family or can it be like a couple that doesn't have children and you could be their child? Oh, like Mark and Mindy. Yeah, like can it be that or does it have to be a family? Who would want that? Wow, why would you want that? You don't know what we want. Tell me a family like that. Like Dharma and Greg. You are a goofball. You are a strange. You have a lot of strange persons. I would have the best grandparents. Well, one half of them would be the best grandparents. Do you think a rattlesnake could fit her? Shut up. You picked Mork and Mindy. I have one. I didn't pick Mork and Mindy. Sean did, and he said he wanted to shoot me. Eddie, who's yours? I didn't. At first, my initial gut was to say the Cunninghams. Because they're just a stable family, really nice people. Right. But I decided I would rather be a little bit more well-off. Oh. And I will live with the Huxtables. Pick. Thanks. Well, since we have this new rule, then definitely three's company. I would belong to Janet and Chrissy and Jack and Mr. Furley. So are we allowed to pick couples? Jack and Chrissy would be my parents. Oh, no, no. I want...
I want silver spoons. That one's going to be my thing. Silver spoons, for sure. I don't even know. The guy lived in a mansion. I don't know. He had a train that ran through. Yeah, he was rich. And Ricky Schroeder found out that. I was way too mature for that. What about the Drummonds? He was quite wealthy as well. I would say, I'd be definitely either good times or the Jeffersons. Mike. I'd pick this as my family. I am. This is my family. Don't even. What's your guy's problem? Be serious. Why would you call that? See, the only one that doesn't call me into question is Skye because she knows that that's a perfectly legitimate answer. You would be part of Chico and the man. Typecast, dude. Well, I mean, it fits. I'd be eight is enough, family. I'd be nine is enough. That doesn't surprise me. As far as it could, I'd be nine and a half is enough. All right, truthfully, ten is enough. Nobody's going family ties. Well, I was thinking it until I discovered Silver Spoons. That was going to be it. And then once I was like, duh, Silver Spoons, give me a break. Rich. Angela. That's only if I can't have Darma and Greg. That's ridiculous. Why do you want Darma and Greg? Because they're the best. Because her family's all like hippie and freegoing and alternative thinking. And then Greg kind of grounds them a little bit. They're green. Yeah, they're definitely green. And Greg grounds them a little bit. Who watched that show? Thank you.
I did every episode. Ew. It was a great show. It was a great show. Ash, who would you be again? I am really torn between either Family Matters or the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. What the hell? I've never seen this. I've not seen any 80 shows. Those are two African-American families. She's part African-American. I am. I would live with the Huxtables, too. They were fun. I would only live with a black family. Really? You wouldn't live with a single mom on one day at a time? No. I would not live with Barbara and... Here we go, show off. What was the other one? What was Mackenzie Phillips? The pressure. Ms. Romano. You better figure it out. You have to. I don't have to. Yes, you did. It's my birthday. I called shots. Don't tell me it to you. I just did. It's going to drive me nuts. Mikey Show.
What about Fresh Prince? He's got a black man service. Yeah, dude, you just said that. Or soap. Benson. Benson, got one. What? I had one. Oh, well, yeah, but I mean, if you had to live with another family. I wouldn't. Yes, mine is a white man. That's true. Good point. I wouldn't have a black man service. Let's clear that up. That would be somehow. racist or something. Or something. Not really. It would somehow offend someone in the audience. Right. I don't know why. So I refused to have a black man's servant. Family affair. They had a white man's servant. Yes, they did. He was British. British and bearded. And large. Large. I know where Rob is going to go. Do you remember that their child had a doll named Mrs. Beasley? Beasley? Yes, that's right. Mrs. Beasley. Beasley. Evil looking doll, if we're being honest. Weird. Boston Rob, where would he go? Mr. Belvedere. You watch. Really? What is it, Rob? What TV show would you have be your family? I would go to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Why? Why? Dude, they live in Bel-Air. They're wicked rich. Not Mr. Belvedere. What? No. I thought you loved Mr. Belvedere. But the dad's kind of a type. Oh, he can bite you.
I don't give a rip. No way, Punky Brewster. Remember that creepy pedophile old man? He was no pedophile. A friend named Cherry Soda? Like, weird. Is Punky Brewster the one that had that red-headed kid that was in Terminator 2 that played the friend of Edward Furlong? He was in one of those shows. No, he was in Different Strokes. Yeah, Different Strokes. Different Strokes? Mikey Show. Hello! Hey, this is P1 Brian. Go ahead, Brian. Hey, what about freaking He-Man? He-Man? Yeah, be the son of the Prince He-Man guy. Okay. For us, but okay. Not really for me, but that's me. It's not really a TV family. I don't know what we're talking about. Brady Bunch. Brady Bunch, sis. Too many kids. Too much. Overloads. Got to share a room. Bathroom always smells. And if we can pick just any two people, I'm going with Larry and Belky from Perfect Strangers. Yeah.
Mikey Show. Mikey Show. Mikey Show. Mikey Show. Mikey Show. Family Guy. Family Guy. Oh, that would be awesome. Oh, what about Simpsons? Yeah, that's good too. That'd be weird. Mikey Show. Hey, I know what Family would be cool. Which one? The one, remember the show Alf? That'd be so cool having an alien do with you, man. Like, you know? That's pretty neat. I have not seen any of those 80s shows, man. What? Like all those big ones. Like all the big ones. Okay, I'll tell you which ones I've seen. Family Ties.
The one that had Blair. Facts Live. Did you watch Stephen Strokes? No. Didn't watch it. That is shocking. A lot of 70s sitcoms, but 80s, forget it. I totally checked out. Knight Rider? Never. Never seen Knight Rider. Never. Never seen it. Never watched it. Miami Vice. Never. Not one time. What the heck? Not one time. Never saw it. Miami Vice was very adult. Never saw it. Simon and Simon. No. Jake and the Fat Man. Hunter. Hunter. Ironside. Oh, what is that? I don't even know. It's another Raymond Burnham. Okay, text us. 35253. You're brutal, Sean. Shut up. You gotta screw loose. You screws are all loose. Every last one. Yes. Call us at 570-1053. Let's do P1 trivia next. You used to eat a lot of natural food. Until causes. My new Corolla gets 34, 35 miles per gallon. The gas miles on the Camry is anywhere from 30 to 31 miles a gallon. Toyota offers more vehicles with an EPA highway rating over 30 miles per gallon than any other manufacturer. I love this Prius.
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The way car buying should be. Mikey Show continues featuring Mikey. I love cars. Eddie. I think I'm immune to Captain Morgan's now. Sky. I am the Google Oracle. Sean. I think about death all the time. Boston Rob. I'm getting real big into jujitsu. And Ashley. I want to eventually join a hip-hop group and like perform on the weekends. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. It's a Mikey show. It's 942. Will Smith is making news for the new school he's funding that uses some Scientology methods to help teach the kids. I know everybody wants to know about this. South Korean Inby Park becomes the youngest LPGA U.S. Open winner at age of 19. Oh, wow. Wow. Our girl Ashley is 25 years old today. Wow. Wow. Happy birthday, Ash.
Thank you. Do you feel any older? This year. You don't. But I feel like when I turn 26 that I'm going to be like, okay, like, you know, this is a... It's a turning point. It's over. It's all done. Like, this is my last year to really just maybe even slightly consider myself, like, young. Like, once I turn 26, it's kind of like... For sure. Once I did 26, it's like I am fully an adult. I can no longer use the excuse that like, hey, I'm in my early 20s, Becca. Yeah, I think most of us, you know, in our 30s and 40s, we look back at 26 and realize that's when we were definitely adults. No longer thinking like a young person. Well, it's just like for me, like one thing is like smoking cigarettes. Like that's something right now I'm like, okay, like Ash, you better quit because if you keep it up now, like it's only going to start doing bad things to you. Let me tell you. You are so young. Enjoy it. You're young. What does that even mean? What does that even mean? No, no, no. Not that. I'm saying this whole getting old thing at 26. It's once I pass 25, I feel like... It's all a state of mind. Have you seen Eddie? Yeah. The guy's like he's 14 years old for crying out loud. He's a clown. He looks great. That's right. I agree. He's 35. He's 35 years old. It's all a state of mind. I am? Yeah.
What the hell happened? Sky was 48 when she was 22. That is true. Yep. State of mind. She's 104 now. Yep. Congrats to me. Congratulations. And you do it like the dumb chick challenge, dude. 570-1053 is the phone number. And what you do is you call us up and you pick a one, two, or three point question. The first person to get the five points is the winner. Winner gets to come hang out with us on Friday in the studio. Thursday. Oh, that's right. We're not here. Thursday. Thursday the third. We're not here on Friday. Fourth of July. Fireworks. Fireworks. Say what?
They're dangerous. You can still watch them, though. Don't mess around. You gotta watch them, though. You can maybe watch them. You gotta go watch them? Don't even mess around. You don't have any fun at all. And don't mess around, bro. Were you here in October? It's not worth it, guy. For one stupid bottle rocket. You are an embarrassment. It's a tough time. To what? To life. P1 Nathan. Yeah. What's up, dog? Hey. How you doing? Pretty good. You sound kind of like a pretty serious guy. I don't think I'm a serious guy. All right. Then I meant you sound like a clown. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Monday. Nathan, how old are you? 23. 23 years old. How long have you been listening? Probably a couple years. Nice. What? I said nice. Okay. I know. What's going on? I don't know. Nathan's a fun guy, though. He says he's not serious. He's lighthearted. He has so much confidence, and I love that. Thank you.
Thank you. It's great to have Nathan on. That's an oldie. An oldie, but a goodie. Hey, guess who else is playing? That's right. It was like here in China Grove right there. P1 Tater Tot is on the line. Hi, Tater Tot. Hi. How old are you? I'm 42. Look at you. Look at you. And how long have you been listening? About three years. Nice. We got a good little challenge going here. I like it. You know the show pretty good, Tater Tot? I think so. How about you, Nathan? I think so, too. Okay, first person of five points. First person of five points is a winner. We're going to start with Tater Tot. Tater Tot, what do you want? A one, two, or three-point question? Let me try two. Okay, all questions, by the way, are about the Mikey Show. That's it. They're all about the Mikey Show, so you must answer. And get these questions about the Mikey show correct in order to be able to come hang with the Mikey show. Two point question is name one of the three doctors that frequent the Mikey show regularly. Dr. Wayne. That is correct. That is correct. Dr. Wayne is one. Dr. Phil is another. And of course, Eddie is working on the show. Zeth is DMD. I don't. All right.
P1 Nathan, you're up. What do you want? A one, two, or three-point question? You want a two-pointer. That's right. Your two-point question is, what Mikey Show member had a birthday in the month of May? And then it's bad again. That upset her a lot. Sky's birthday is in October. That was great. October 22. It was actually, it was my birthday. Sorry about that. P1 Nathan. Uh oh. P1 Tater Tot. Yes. One, two or three point question. Two. This question is going to answer some questions. I mean, I'm really interested to see how you answer this. What website does Ashley say?
rhymes with mud. She's the best. She's awesome. Ashley. Yeah? It worked. I know. I told you. Your weird, goofy thing worked. See, the whole point is that it sticks in people's heads. First time I heard you say that ridiculous thing, I thought there's no way that's going to stick. So many people know how to spell it. It's like mud, but with a K. Kudzu. Yeah. She said it's like mud. That is the worst. Well said. And I was like, what? Love that website, by the way. Apparently it worked. P1, Nathan, you've got some catching up to do, bro. You got some catching up to do here, dude. What do you want? A one, a two, or a three-point question? Because all she needs is a one-pointer. I'll go with a one just because I got to get on the board. You got to get on the board. Got to get on the board. Okay. Your one-point question is...
What part of Ashley's body produces an abnormal amount of sweat? That is correct. That is correct. You are on the board, my friend. But the problem is, is that Tater Tot can close it out right here. Domination. Tater Tot, you ready? I'm ready. Your one point question is, what is the name Too Easy? Are these just too easy to me? Are they like... Well, that last one, the armpit one. That's kind of ridiculous. Kind of stupid, right? Where else can sweat from? Right, like any human, that's the answer. Okay, this is a pretty good one. What sound drop does Sean play at the end of the show after the guys tell him to hit it? It's that goofy key-aw stuff. We hear from people all the time, like we went to...
We all went out for a birthday dinner to Pamplemousse one time, and they said that all the guys in the kitchen are back. They're going, hey, y'all. Congratulations, Tater Tot. You are a winner. You are a winner. All right. Let's see. Nathan, I'm going to give you a chance to be able to come in by asking you one three-pointer. Okay. Okay, if you can get this one three-pointer, you can come into the show. Are you ready? Hey, guys. Yeah. What was that? Does anybody know what that was? What? No, I don't. I thought I just heard somebody go, hey, guys. Hey, guys. Yeah. Did somebody come in here? What the heck? Sean. Sean. Sean, was that you? Sean. I saw Guilty Eyes. No, no, no. That wasn't Guilty Eyes. It's weird. The traffic thing isn't on? I have no idea what that was. Sean. Whoa. Nathan? I have nothing on. It didn't even sound. Did it sound like a phone? No. No. It sounded like a clip. Hey, guys. That's what I thought, too.
Okay, I'm going to give you a three-point question. I'm going to give you a three-point question, Nathan. That's so weird. If you could get it right, then you can come in. Are you ready? Yes. Name three voices that Mikey does slash imitates regularly on the show. I need three. Dr. Wayne. It's one. Oh, man. The lady with the drug problem. Totally. I can't help you. You got to give me three. I know. Dr. Phil. There's two. And the sky count. Sky counts. Congratulations. You both get to come into the studio. Awesome. Can you hang on the line? Yeah. That's right. We still have more show. Did I tell you guys about how Zeth, after Ashley's dinner on Friday night, thought that he was following Sarissa home and ended up.
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Question here is things usually said at the top of the hour after 9 a.m. Again, things said at the top of the hour after 9 a.m. After 9 a.m.? After he says Hiddiot? Sweet Bear 1. Sweet Bear 1? What about Pion? We already guessed that. So we want to do Sweet Bear 1? Yeah. Okay. What do you got? I see. She says Sweet Fairy Wine and survey set. Yeah, what number was it, host? That was number, that was the number three. Actually, that was the number three. Sweet Fairy Wine! Let's go now to Ashley. Ashley, your question is something said on the show that rhymes with
Tiaz. Something said on the show that rhymes with Tiaz. Guys. Survey set. There's nothing else. What else rhymes with Tiaz? That's even on the Mikey show. How can you even get something else? You're pissing me off. Peanut Noor? Back to Eddie. Eddie, your question is. I didn't hit it. I'm not hitting it. It's faulty. It's going off. This is the worst. Eddie, your question is... Name a way that you can say Rock 105.3's call letters if you were reading them. That's a good answer. Let's check what the survey said. Sorry, guys. We have a problem with our director. Let's try one more time. And show me fun. Technical difficulties.
The show is fine. Why don't we just go to Sky? Sky, name an animal that eats bamboo. Oh, you know, this is funny. I have a friend who actually dresses up. He signed off his camera. He signed off his camera. It's a black screen. It's a black screen. What would you have said, though, if I had to answer that? Sean. Oh, I mean Panda. Panda Bear, I guess. There are synonyms. Survey said... Oh, there's Shawnee. Hey, Shawnee. Shawn. Shawn. Shawn, Shawn. Maybe we shouldn't have put it together so closely like that because it... Maybe we shouldn't have sounded... It sounds Chinese. It sounded like his panda name. It did sound like the panda. Sean and Sean. If he just hit it, then he wouldn't have money. He doesn't, though. He doesn't hit it. He wouldn't have any others. Yes. What were the movies at the box office this week? Oh, E.T. At the box office. E.T. I don't think. Titanic. I don't think E.T. was the top movie at the box. Spider-Man 2. No, no, no. None of those are. No, no. I meant what new movies. Beverly Hills Cop. Okay, Eddie. Which one? The first one. Oh, no. No, no, no.
I'm talking new movies in theaters now. Raiders of the Lost Ark. Sky? Number three. Raiders of the Lost Ark. What if? Was Get Smart making $20 million. Oh, boy. Number two was Angelina Jolie's new film Wanted making $51.1 million. Has anybody here seen it? No. But it actually broke some records as like the biggest R-rated movie opening. Ever? I think so, yeah. I was previously held by Knocked Up, and so now that has it. Sexy. Are you guys going to see it? Is anybody going to go see it? I might. I wanted to. I'm a little busy. We'll see what's up. I didn't even know. That's funny. I'm so funny. Cut 31. We'll take cut 31. It's a three and then a one. Sean, go ahead and give us, if you could, cut 31. Go ahead and do your job. It's her birthday, Sean. Come on, Sean. Give her 31. Juan, what happened with you and Kyle Busch? We always give each other a lot of room in that restart. Talking about the NASCAR race this weekend. That is ridiculous. Okay, that's not the clip we're looking for. That's not it either. We're looking for cut 31. It's a scene from the movie Wanted.
One of them duck underneath the right, and then the other one was trying to grab somebody's legs, and the right just pick him up and then kill him off the face. Thank you. This is out of here. Yeah, this is getting ridiculous. Shoot the wings off the flies. I don't know what that means. This is it, right? This is actually the clip. Shoot the wings off the flies. I really think you have me mixed up with somebody. That sounds good to me. Karate Kid Ripoff. Oh, why doesn't he just do it with chopsticks? Oh. Please. Please. And they have done that. You're not getting the wings off. You're just catching them. Yes. In Karate Kid. You're blowing the wings off them in this movie. That makes it different. What else, Scott? Oh, you almost got it. You almost got it, Eddie. You almost... Oh, oh. Oh, you... Oh, shit. Now what? Now what's he doing with it? What does he do with it? What does he do with it now? It was really easy to catch after that.
And the number one movie this weekend was Wall-E making 62. I hate how you have to be all careful when you say it. Well, you do, because it's not Wall-E. It's not Wall-E. It's Wall-E. It's Wall-E. Wall-E. Wall-E. Thank you. Numero uno. Wall-E. Wall-E. Wall-E. Wall-E. At 34. Ten seconds to self-destruct. Ten. Seven. What is this? What is it about? What is this movie? Wall-E. You'll find out in about a year when you buy it for Jake. Yeah. What is it? It's a little robot who gets, like, left behind. Yeah. It's E.T. Oh, my God. Aren't all movies based off their E.T.? Yeah. And Karate Kid. Every movie. Great story. Compelling and rich. Titanic is a ripoff of E.T. It is. When you think about it. Yeah, for sure. It's true. There's this Irish guy lost at sea, just like, you know, E.T. was. Thank you. Every single movie.
Only movie that's been original in the last 100 years, Kramer vs. Kramer. It's the one movie that has had a storyline that didn't follow. He had me. E.T. He had you? I quit this bitch. That hello. Jerry Maguire, E.T. Huh? That little kid? Yeah, he's a lost little kid. All he wanted was his way home. Well, they had the same head. Yeah. Exactly. That is true. That's right. Lip Nicky. That guy's 67 years old now. Oh, wow. Jonathan Lipnick, he's a singer. 67th birthday. That's crazy. Let's see. Article that claims that the U.S. is preparing the battlefield in Iran. We're going to go to war with Iran. Is that what that means? Well, it's interesting because this is an article coming out this week in the New Yorker where the author says that Congress has authorized up to $400 million for covert ops in Iran.
If we know about it, it's not very covert. That's what I'm saying. It's coming out in Sports Illustrated. I mean, come on. Idiot. U.S. officials are declining to comment on that. Sounds familiar. President Bush and Dick Cheney have rejected findings from U.S. intelligence agencies that say that Iran has stopped their efforts to build a nuclear bomb. I don't know. So who knows if this article in The New Yorker is true or not, but they say Congress has authorized $400 million. A new poll tells us that gas prices are hitting 90% of people hard. 10%? All good. They don't drive. Well, no, that it'll be like a financial hardship for people, gas prices. For 90% of the people out there, they say those people are trying to drive less. Or slower on the freeway. I was experiencing that yesterday. Oh, yeah, I've heard that too. Gnarly. Like, I thought that the listener that called in was kidding, but I was on the freeway yesterday in the fast lane, and the person in front of me was going 60 miles per hour. Because they're trying to conserve gas? Yeah, and I'm just like, that's fine, dude, but go to the slow lane. I don't get why you're in the fast lane. I'm going to fly everywhere. Because, yeah, jet fuel's cheap.
Sky, you got to do it the right way, man. You never seen Mad Max. You got to get one of those old biplanes. Oh, there you go. Oh, man. Yeah, and then you steal all the gas. Or you could, like, an ultralight. Yeah, and then you take, like, your dog. You put your dog in the back seat. He wears goggles. Then Lord Humongous shows up. And he's like, I'm the Ayatollah of rock and roller. Yeah. Great movie. I'm watching it today. I'm in. Either that or you could just keep doing it. I'll just do the line. Just keep doing it. Yes. I'm all the way in. Eddie, Thunderdome was bad, though. Yes, Thunderdome was bad. Road Warrior is really my only movie out of those. Mad Max, okay. Road Warrior, duh. Tina Turner was in it. Come on. Two men enter, one man leave. That's right. Dude, Road Warrior, you got to see. It is awesome. He was on the line and he saw the Angelina Jolie movie. You there? Oh, what up? Yep.
What'd you think? Well, I was talking about that movie, Wanted, you guys are talking about. Yeah. Wasn't seen it over the weekend. Lame. Lame, lame, lame. Really? There's two hours of my life that I will never get back. Really? What's the deal? Yeah. It was like one big stunt from start to finish. Oh, he does. The best part about the whole movie was the fact that you got to see Angelina Jolie's butt. That was about it. Hello. That was the best part of it. The rest of it was just one big stunt. It was horrible. What a bummer. The special effects and all that stuff didn't get you? Well, the special effects are cool, but special effects can't carry a movie. You've got to have at least some decent acting. Hear that, George Lucas? That's right. There you go. All right, brother. Thank you for the call. Save your money. Thanks. 570-1053 is our phone number. You can call us at the beginning and end of every show. They're open phones.
So you can call in right now about anything you want. You can ask questions. You can make comments. You can do anything. Are we in the middle of, like, nothing on TV season right now? Or is there good stuff on? There's great stuff on. New stuff that's come out? There's young stuff on. Mike Wiltsky. You know, like, so you think you can dance and The Bachelorette. Survive the Japanese game shows. That was great. Sean, did you watch it yet? I did, yeah. Did you like it? I thought it was excellent. Wasn't it fun? Yeah, I thought it was really fun. What did you think of Wipeout? I thought Wipeout was an MXC ripoff. It got good toward the end. The start was a little rough. Yeah, and those two guys that are the commentators, kind of cheeseball. Eddie, is there no new Man vs. Wild right now? No. It's all reruns, huh? They show like six at a time. I still like to watch him eat stuff. For sure. I'll watch reruns just to see him eating things. Mikey's show. Hey, how you guys doing? What's up, man? Hey, I saw Wanda this weekend. Uh-huh. It was horrible. Just like that. Oh, my gosh. Uh-oh. Look at that. The reviews were pretty good, weren't they? I thought they were. Yeah, everybody's saying it's bad. That's weird. Well, it was just, it started out okay, but after the first half an hour, the rest of it was just really poor. The acting was bad. It takes a lot to get me in a movie theater and sit there for two hours now. Right, right. Because everything blows.
You gotta see Iron Man or Hulk. Yeah. Those were awesome. Yeah, yeah. Iron Man. I wish that they would start releasing movies in your house. That'd be sweet. I'm telling you, man. Would you guys still go? Because I really love seeing a movie on a big screen, but I can't deal with the people. No. It's out of control. Yeah. Mikey Show. Yeah, man. Wanted is like the first time you go see Matrix and you're blown away. And I'm just going to say, man, that last guy's comment's got to be, he's got to be a fan of Broke My Mountain or something like that because that movie is unreal. Broke My Mountain. You guys heard of that movie, Broke My Mountain. Yeah. You guys all have to go see Wanted. It's sweet. Okay. What did you like? Here we go. What did you like? Just like I said, when you go see Matrix, it's all the special effects you've never seen before. It's all new stuff. He flips the car, shoots the guy out of his window. Okay, I see what you're saying. Okay, so you're going, hey, listen, yeah, it's not a great story, but you're seeing things you've never seen on film. Correct. Gotcha. It's a turd, but it looks cool. I don't care. You don't like that, Scott? I don't sleep. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey, it's P1 Josh. I got a legitimate question for Sean. Go ahead. I was wondering, I saw a story on Yahoo.com about him.
a convention in Pittsburgh. I don't know if maybe he went to it or if maybe he was caught up in mating season or something. Sean? Sean, did you just go to a furry convention in Pittsburgh? Or were you caught up in a mating convention? Yeah. I think Sean's upset because everybody knows mating season's in the spring. We know that. Why would we even ask that question now? We're fools. It's summer. That's foolish. That's foolish. So you were there then. But wait a minute, but that doesn't discount the convention in Pittsburgh. True, Mike. Answers part of the question, but... Hello? Is that showing up? If he could. Mikey Show. Hello? Yes. About the Wally movie? Yeah. Yeah, isn't that a remake of the old Johnny Five? Short Circuit? No. I heard that it isn't. It isn't. Just heard it. No, Johnny Five isn't abandoned. Johnny Five has got the little wheels, you know, same deal. They're both robots, bro, but everything else is different. I mean, isn't it like iRobot? No, it's not. It's a robot. Isn't it like Lost in Space? Right? Is it right? It's like Star Wars. Lost in Space, the thing. Mikey Show.
I just wanted to tell Mikey about a new show that's on that's really cool. Is it still taking calls? Yes. Go ahead. What show's really cool? What is it? It's called Spirit Self. I've heard of that. It's on NBC. Eddie's shaking his head, no, not good. Did you watch it, Eddie? Eddie's saying, no, not good. Wait. Okay. It's got like Eric Roberts in it, too. What is that? Aren't they like mini scary movies? Oh, mini scary movies. It's called Tales from the Crypt or, you know, shows like that. They're kind of freaky. Did you like it? Yeah, I thought it was really good. You didn't like it? Eddie says, no chance it's good. Wow. He hasn't seen it a little bit. You don't have any faith in it, though. I watched like 11 minutes of it, and that was all I could tell you. I based my opinions off of Rob's 11 minutes. There you go. It was horrible. There it is. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. Hey, good morning, guys. Good late afternoon, whatever it is. What's up?
Hey, Mike, you going to go see The Dark Knight? Yeah, dude. Wait, he said, are you going to go see The Dark Knight? I am. Is that the one with Heath Ledger? Yeah. That looks fantastic. Look at this guy. This guy's looking at me like I don't believe you. He didn't go to Iron Man. He didn't go to Hancock. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Iron Man and Hancock are totally different to me. Like, please. I'll tell you why. The Dark Knight looks totally different. It looks like real realistic and like, you know, it's not like Heath Ledger. It's creepy and scary, and that looks good. All right. That looks good. We'll save a seat for you. We're going to hold him to that. Yeah, we will. Well, if I've got to go see it during the middle of the week, I don't know. Hey, Mikey, I know you're not a big fan of going to the theater. The theater. Yeah. Hey. You got to go check out The Incredible Hulk in the theater. It rocks. Not one person has said one negative word about The Incredible Hulk. That's awesome. Everybody says Incredible Hulk's great. Shockingly good. See now. Yeah, it definitely blows Ang Lee's version out of the water. Ang Lee. Great movie. All I got to say is Sweetberry Wise. Sweetberry Wise. Lovely and talented Missy's up next. Today, she's got on the mirror. He's checked it out. Who? What?
Did we not even get a kiosk today? We didn't get no sweet berry. No sweet berry wine, no kiosk. Sean, where are you? Mike, you're his boss. What do you want me to do about it? He's weird. He's out of his mind. How are you supposed to rationalize with a crazy person? I don't know. You guys tell me all the time, stop trying to rationalize with a crazy person. He's nuts. He's got a screw loose. Today on the Nooner, double shots with Missy. Start the week off real good. We'll see you tomorrow morning at 5.30. Mike's show's out.