The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 07/01/08
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
buying a first homecar trouble and gas theftCPR and phone distractionradio gamesmarriage and intimacystarting life overfilm performancesself defense lawmusic video gamesradiomikey showhomeownership
Eddie signed for his first house while Zeth's leaking coolant pipe and a caller's grotesque motorhome-siphoning story turned car trouble into two very different running bits. Mikey was caught ignoring a CPR refresher on his iPhone, and the cast later tested its communication in a chaotic round of P1 Password. The group debated whether a couple's 101-day sex experiment created closeness or resentment, and Boston Rob's contempt for Guitar Hero collapsed under comparisons with the sports games he plays. Ian Usher's attempt to auction his entire life led Boston Rob to recount arriving in San Diego broke, alone, and close to giving up before joining the show. The crew also unpacked Alec Baldwin's specially written Glengarry Glen Ross role and disputed whether Joe Horn's fatal shooting of two fleeing burglars was justified by Texas law.
What happened, in order
Eddie's homeowner panic
After signing the final papers on a foreclosed house, Eddie admitted to a panic attack while the crew debated when he officially becomes a homeowner.
Zeth's overheating car
Zeth described a coolant pipe leaking as fast as he could refill it, prompting dubious putty fixes before a mechanic listener warned him away from stop-leak and offered real help.
The worst siphoning mistake
Caller Tyler relayed a highway patrol story about a would-be gas thief who accidentally siphoned a motorhome's sewage tank and was found vomiting in handcuffs.
Mikey flunks CPR class
Caller Jessie exposed Mikey for spending a CPR refresher on his new iPhone, and Rebecca undercut his defense by saying they repeated the course because they had forgotten it.
P1 Password chaos
Mikey paired the hosts for a Password-style game in which Ashley and Eddie narrowly lost while Skye and Boston Rob won despite constantly tempting each other with inside jokes.
Sex for 101 days
The crew examined a married couple's 101-day sex challenge and argued over whether forced intimacy strengthens affection or instead creates exhaustion and resentment.
Sean's cancer joke bombs
Sean told his weight-losing vegetarian friend at 7-Eleven to eat a Big Mac or get tested for cancer, then realized from the man's confused reaction that their friendship had not reached that level.
A life sold on eBay
Ian Usher tried to sell his Australian home, possessions, job trial, and introductions to his friends after a divorce so he could travel and start over with almost nothing.
Boston Rob starts over
Boston Rob recalled leaving two steady Boston jobs with $1,500, moving to San Diego without knowing anyone, nearly going home broke, and eventually reaching the show through its Apprentice contest.
Always Be Closing
The crew reenacted Alec Baldwin's brutal Glengarry Glen Ross speech and explained that David Mamet created the famous short role after Al Pacino took the part Baldwin originally wanted.
The Joe Horn ruling
The hosts revisited Joe Horn's fatal shooting of two fleeing burglars and argued over anger, self-defense, and Texas castle-law protections after learning that he had been cleared.
Rob hates Guitar Hero
Boston Rob attacked Guitar Hero and Rock Band as fake, lazy musicianship, while the others pointed out that he does not play guitar and happily plays simulated sports games.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkyeSeanBoston RobZethAshleyRebeccaTylerJessieIan UsherAlec BaldwinAl PacinoDavid Mamet
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Today's the day the new hands-free cell phone law went into effect at midnight. Padres don't suck anymore. Yay! They scored seven runs in the ninth inning to beat Colorado 15-8. Yeah, we'd like to hear that. I hope they keep doing that. That was nice. So, this is what's really weird. Like, I don't know how many games back they are or whatever in the division, but... Let's say that they just started winning and everybody else in the division started losing and they won the division. That means that they could go to the playoffs. That's so weird. And that's not that far out of the realm of possibility because the NL West isn't very good this year. So most of the teams, they could leapfrog if they won on a 15-game winning streak or something like that. That's so strange. Yeah, I know. That's so weird. Okay, well, welcome to the show. It's a Mikey show. We'd love for you to call and say, hi, H-E-L-L-O. We would love it. 570-1053 is the phone number, so give us a call. And we do that when we start the show and when we end the show. We do open phones where it's just a free forum. You can call about whatever you want to.
My name's Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 38 years old. I'm glad I'm hands-free. I don't want to deal with that law. And, yeah, you got to get hands-free. Eddie? I'm not prepared. You're not prepared for this? I'm not prepared. Uh-oh. Well, you can also, if your phone has speakerphone, you can use that. Oh, good to know. I don't even know if it does. No. What are you going to do? Not make any phone calls. Really? Yeah. You still have the phone. You know, I mean, although yesterday... I had some business to take care of. And I was all over the phone. I was thinking to myself, wow, I can't do this tomorrow. That's nuts. I think my phone comes with a Bluetooth piece, but I just got to pull out the box and find it and stuff, or at least the earpiece or whatever. Hey, did you do your escrow stuff? Yeah, I'm done. You closed. Wow. I don't know if it's closed, but I mean, you sign the papers and then it goes back. To the escrow company and it takes, you know, usually like a day or so. And then you are like official. Like 950 papers that you have to sign. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Dude. When I get real nervous. It's like when I'm signing. Yeah. Like you have to, you're supposed to sign like the exact same way. Uh-huh. They tell you that. Like make sure your signature is like, you know, pretty close to being the same way every time. Right. Because, you know, you get lazy and you're just like, uh, whatever. So like I get real nervous and if it doesn't look right, I'm like, uh-oh.
Not getting the house. All the papers are signed and we should get the keys by Thursday. I had a little panic attack yesterday. What do you mean? Once the last paper was signed, I looked at my wife and I'm like, oh man, this is a huge life thing we just did. I started thinking about it and I just started panicking like, oh my god. That's crazy. That's pretty cool. Yeah, it will be. So is he a homeowner now? Like, when do you say it? Do you say it when you get the keys? Like, when do you go, I'm a homeowner? Yeah, well, he doesn't officially own the home until it's recorded by the county. And as soon as it's recorded by the county, that's when he gets the keys and it's all official. When? When will this happen? Thursday. Thursday? Yeah.
And then you can go over there and open the door and walk in if you want to. Well, hopefully, if the owners are out of there. Have they not moved out yet? I don't know. When we went in there for the inspection and stuff like that, they hadn't done one thing. Really? What? All their stuff was in there. They hadn't done anything. And that was only like a week and a half ago. Really? And since it's a foreclosure situation, sometimes those are tough. Oh, man. Very emotional. It would really suck if they weren't out this weekend because I want to do a lot of stuff this weekend. Oh, my goodness. Eddie's going to have a house. That is such a trip. That's crazy. Well, it's a trip because I remember when he had a room, you know, like at this parent's house. I had a room at my parent's house and we lived down the street from each other and neither of us paid rent. Yeah, I mean, I own my condo now, but it's kind of not the same, you know. It still feels like I'm apartment living, you know. So once, you know, once I get into like a house house, it will be nuts.
To, like, mow the lawn and stuff. Yeah, and your garage will open. Yeah. Yeah. You have a button you press and the garage opens up and you go, oh, it's a garage. Get a dog. Yeah, that's right. Get a dog. A dog and all that. Our dogs can play together. Bring Sammy over. No, I don't want it to get fat. Well, you don't want your dog to, you know, get fat either. I mean, you know, Sammy will be like, eat this. You don't want it to catch that severe underbite. That's right, man. Or like the, you know. devil look that it has. I don't have a devil look. I don't know what it's called. She must love that dog a lot. I don't know why. Does it have a really good personality? Great personality. She's really funny and caring. She's really funny. She's constantly cracking jokes. She has a really dry sense of humor. It's like British humor. Sydney came home. Did you let her back in? I didn't. Was Rebecca all excited? Yeah, she was all happy. Oh, good. Well, that's all that matters. I just, I've really, like, I seriously am considering strapping a camera to him. Let's see where he goes. Dude. That would be cool. He was gone three days, man. Like, what did he do? Where did he go? What was he up to? Yeah, like, what did he do, though, Sky? Where do you think he went? He probably went in that little, like, canyon across the street from your house.
Stupid, man. Got some mice and played around. You think? Well, I was thinking about him last night. Is he declawed? Yeah, the front, yeah. He's declawed. I know. I don't know how he made it. That's crazy, man. I know it. That was crazy. I know. He plays around. Chases things. I mean, that is the dumbest place for him to go, but I bet you're right. Oh, yeah. That's where they love to go. Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi. Sky is our... Well, did I introduce myself? Yeah, I did that. Eddie's our... Our sports guy, our producer, he's 35 and he's going to be a homeowner in a couple of minutes. That's all I'm saying. Awesome. Skye is our news girl. She was 45 when she was 22. Those are facts. It's the truth of the matter. Yes. Very mature, very mature woman. She was a woman when I met her, not a girl. She used words like dope and stuff, but she really was a grown up. She said that's dope. She said that a lot. Let's see. Instant chemistry. I had instant chemistry with Sky. You know how we have our issues? Our issues? We have instant chemistry. We have issues? Hey, listen. We can have issues, but we got instant chemistry. Yeah, that's true. We did. We had to work on ours. You and Sky? Yeah. We had to figure each other out. Is that true? Oh, yeah, for sure. Well, yeah, because you two were really tight, and me and you had our own relationship, and then all of a sudden we met.
I wasn't sure what to think of her. Because there's a lot of stuff that really annoys me about her. But then I grew to kind of like it. And I was nervous because I knew he had not liked quite a few of the news girls you had in Texas. Did you like any of them? We had like five. No. I mean, I don't think Katie counted. But no, I didn't like any of them. Yeah. Yeah. So I was kind of nervous. Like, oh, my God, does this guy like hate all the girls who do news? Like. That is shaky. You say yes. Please. Friends forever. Stop. Sean is our sound effects guy. Seven people on the Mikey show. Seven people. That's crazy. Sean is our sound effects guy. And he lives in San Jose, works in San Francisco. We see him on a camera because he's not here in San Diego. He's in San Francisco. I was telling my friend Russ the story about Sean yesterday. Telling him about like, because he was asking you, so how did he get on your show? And I said, he knocked on my office door one time and said, did you know that I tell jokes? Best approach ever. Yeah. And I did not. No way, Jose. I did not know that. And so thus became Sean.
Our assistant producer, she's 25 years of age. She's got blonde hair. And she has an older brother and a younger sister. She's Jan Brady. She's right in the middle. Yeah. And her younger sister is blonde. She's not blonde? No. Was she blonde when I met her? No. She's never been blonde? No. Always been brunette? Yep. Why do I recall her being blonde? It's a, like, lighter shade of brown. Really? Well, now it's actually, like, darker. She might have had some highlights, but... Oh, man, I thought she had hair like you. No. We're, like, polar opposites. Like, she's got fair skin, dark brunette hair, and, like, popping, like, blue eyes. She's got blue eyes? Yeah.
They're like those eyes that change colors with the outfit. So if she wears green, they'll turn green. If she wears gray, they turn kind of like silver gray. And if she wears blue, they're blue. This is really stressing me out. This is really stressing me out. If I can get through this one, though. You think I will? This guy's confident that I'll do it. It's not easy. I'll tell you that right now. Yeah, so Ash is 25 now. Then there's Boston Rob. He is 25 already. And a guy has a tattoo right there on his throat. It says Boston. He's real proud of the city of Boston. That's where he's from. And I grew up in an area called, what is it, Rob? Hopkinton. Hopkinton. And Framingham. Framingham. What was your high school called? Marion. Marion. What was the mascot? Mustang. Me too. Me too. Whoa, me too.
Whoa. Me too. Oh, my goodness. Sean, what about you? What was your mascot? I don't know. I think Sean's was the Mustangs. That was the Pandas. Yeah. The fighting beavers. That's where it began. Is it going to start like this? He's saying, holy Toledo. Didn't end good yesterday. Why would somebody say that? That's right. And someone told me the other day that all the high schools out here, like outdoors. Yeah, yeah. Never knew that. Dude, it was so weird, you know, growing up in California watching TV shows where high schools were inside buildings. Oh, I couldn't imagine going to class outdoor. Like, that to me is such a trip. But you just walk to the classes. Yeah. The rooms are indoors. Yeah. You realize that, right? Yeah, but it's still like the outdoor corridors and all that. That must have seemed strange, man. Yeah, the wicked trip. Yeah. Like, our apartments are outdoors, too. Yeah. Tripped us out when we went, me and Eddie moved to Rochester and had an apartment building where you walk inside of it. Yeah. It felt so creepy. And it stunk, too. Oh, yeah. When people cook and stuff like that, the snow goes all over in the building. Sky, not only that, but when you walk, the snow from your shoes, well, your boots, gets into the carpet so it's wet. Yeah. It gets disgusting. It stinks.
East Coast living was different, man. It's the best. I miss it. You don't miss it that much. If you missed it that much... Listen. You love it out here. It's like everybody that comes out here. You end up loving it. Why do you lie, liar? All those winter months. The summer, I gotta say. I miss the summers going down the Cape, all that stuff. We have no Cape here. You said. We have the ocean. Build a cape. You said. You told me. Yeah. You said you hated shoveling snow. Oh, it's the worst thing, dude. That last year of plowing, when I said, I quit. I'm going out west. My plow lights didn't work. I was plowing the city streets. There's like, I couldn't see nothing. It was white elk. I said, I can't do this anymore. Did you have to do it at home? What do you mean? Did you have a shovel that you did it at home, like manually? Oh, yeah, dude. But he's saying he likes a winter. That sounds terrible, what he had to do. No, no, no. I don't like the winters. I like the winter out here. Got it, got it, gotcha. I get what you're saying. Mild and 65, I'll take that any day. You like the summertime out there in Boston. It's nice, huh? Oh, it's the best. Eddie and I have been out there during that time. It was human. Then there is Roosevelt, Zethian, Oates III, Junior, Esquire, M.D. There he is.
It's our boy Zeth. Car overheated on the way to work last night. How many times? 45. I thought you fixed it. Not so much, dude. I thought I did too. Do you have the heat on high when you're driving? Yeah, like it's getting bad. What's the problem, Zeth? What's the problem with a car that's making it overheat? It's leaking coolant about as fast as I can get it back into the car. Really? Yeah, there's like a pipe that has a hole in it. It's probably about the size of a dime. Like a rubber pipe? Like a plastic pipe? No, it's like a metal pipe. What, the radiator itself? Coming from the radiator to the engine. Okay, so it's the pipe that connects the radiator and the engine. Right. Is that a removable pipe? I haven't really gotten in there. I think it is. Because maybe it's just replacing that pipe. You're good to go. You don't know more overheating. You don't even need to replace the pipe. That magic putty stuff. Yeah, I was thinking about that, actually.
Is that on the infomercials? Oh, my God. You think it works on, like, cars? They say it works on everything. Dude, everything. The guy's screaming. How do you think that? They're really getting excited. You can stick an elephant to the ceiling. You don't buy it? Yes, that's in the infomercial. On extreme conditions, though, heat. Yeah, it's going to be really hot. Dude, it's going to get hot. Did they say that? They said put it on an engine block. I saw the commercial last night. It said it works. to tape together pieces of the sun. I heard you. I heard you actually tape pieces of the sun together. That is true, Mike. 570-1053 is the phone number. Our text number is 35253. This is P1 Dixieline Eric. Hi. How are you? Good. Hey, I just wanted to give the Oracle a shout out and tell him whenever he gets into his new place, if he needs anything for his house, come on down and see us at Dixieline. We'll take care of him. There it is. Yeah, Dixieline's great. Cool. Which one are you at? I'm at Rancho San Diego. Cool. Hey, I wonder how that... So, you know, we'll definitely take care of him and make his new house his dream and it'll be all good. Right on, dude. Thank you. All right, guys. Have a good one. I don't know how to do anything. Sky talked Eddie out of, like, furniture arrangement yesterday. Well, yeah, like room configuration. Set up. We talked paint colors. I was furious. Don't worry. You can send the boo to Dixie Line to hook you up. That's right. Well, what would I buy there? Lumber? Build you a pergola.
What the hell is that? Maybe some planting soil. No, I don't want none of that. Maybe some flowers. I don't want any of that. No? Maybe what about a swing? You want a swing? No. What is the first thing you want to do when you get in your new house? As far as like... You're like, go potty? Yeah. No, no, no. Like, do you have something you want to get in there and just do? I really want to paint. Yeah. Because the way they have it right now, every... Like, the entire house is painted one color. And so it kind of just all blends in and I don't like that. So I really want to paint like a lot of the different rooms and change it up a little bit. But that's about it. Rebecca was only okay with me doing my office in like a different color. And so my office, you guys have seen it, has that maroon. And she's open to the idea of doing another room like that. So I don't know. But I like that, too. Gotta have those accent walls and stuff like that. It looks cool. It looks really nice. 570-1053. Text number is 35253. And P1 Stingray is on the line. What's up? Hey, Mikey. Good morning. What's up? Hey, I just want to say, first of all, you guys rock. Dude, your show is awesome. Thank you. And, hey, I just wanted to tell Zeph to go to some Radiator Stop Leak. It's just called Radiator Stop Leak. It's at any auto zone.
Auto parts store, it's like $2. You pour it in the radiator there and it fixes the problem. Hey, wait a minute. Stingray, I got a question for you, though. Yeah. This problem is a hole and it's not on the radiator. It's on the pipe that leads from the radiator to the engine. Okay. They also have some stuff. It's called gasket cooler. Yeah. And it's kind of like tape. When it heats up, it's steel. When it heats up, it's steel? Seals. Oh, seals. It's seals. I was going to say, man, if something heats up and it steals, I'm going to put it all over my body. Yeah. That's cool. All right, thank you. There you go. There you go, Seth. You'll be fixed up by the end of the day for probably $4.50. I hope so, man. You know what I mean? P1 Big John's on the line. I was wondering why it was just Seth asked Dr. Wayne for a ride at work. That is not a bad idea.
Oh. What a good idea. Why don't you think about that? Why don't you think about that, Seth? I don't know. I'm sure he did more than half. I bet you didn't even consider that. Wow. That was quick. Maybe a record. Wow. Hello? Oh, hi, guys. It's Barbara. Whoa, wait a second. I thought for sure it would have been. Hang on just a second. Somebody wants to talk to you. Okay. Oh, hey, guys, it's Dr. Wayne. I was over at Barbara's house because I heard she was single, and you know me, I love the ladies. Yeah, but I thought you were married. Oh, yeah, no, I am. I just, oh, man, I don't know what to say now. Anyway, I heard about Seth's problem. Well, no, I was listening to the show, guys. I heard Seth had a little problem with a radiator, right? That is true. It just so happens that my brother owns a radiator shop. A radiator shop? That's right. Where is it at? Memphis, Tennessee. Road trip. Okay. Oh, that was it? Oh, that was a quick phone call from Dr. Wayne.
Yeah, I know. You guys know, of course, that Dr. Wayne is a, well, he's a chiropractor, right? He's a chiropractor. And he also does massage. And, you know, he really wants to be a mentor. He just wants to be his friend. I don't know why Zeth acts the way he does. Yeah, Zeth gets all bent out of shape about Dr. Wayne. It's so weird. He's so ungrateful. Don't know why he does that. 5701053 and the text number is 35253. P1 Allison. Hey, Mikey. P1 Allison. How you doing? Good. Allison's his last name. That's right. Hey, you remembered. That's right. You get me every time with that. That's right. Hey, Zeth, I want to let you know, don't use that stop leak. You're going to clog your head, your block. You don't want to do any of that because it's going to cause you long-term problems. Don't use Stop Leak. Okay. That's the stuff you're pouring. I didn't think you should. If you're capable, or if not, P1 Allison's a mechanic. I can take care of you or go to 2828 Adams Avenue to AdvanTech. Brother, there you go, Seth. So is that where you're located? That is my best friend's shop. I'm in and out of there pretty constantly. I'm a handyman, so I do everything, but I'm my own mechanic, and I was a mechanic for him for a couple years. Question.
Yes, sir. If I put you on hold and we get your number, can Seth call you after the show and you help him fix his problem? Of course I can. Dude, that's cool. That's cool. That's really cool. Awesome. Yeah, that's brutal. I remember overheating like that too and turning on the heater. Oh, yeah. Been there. It sucks. I've wrecked like three cars like that. It's terrible. A lot of stuff going on in the news. Keep your hands off your cell phones, will you? Unless you want to text. Yeah, apparently if you're an adult, you can text. Yeah, gotta be over 18. Well, because I was wondering, because I was like, okay, this whole hands-free thing, you know, but then how do you dial the phone? Yeah. But yeah, it's not a problem for you to dial the phone or to text while you're driving. It's just you can't have the phone to your face and talk. That's the law for people over 18. So you... Can whatever, speakerphone it or Bluetooth it or whatever, but dialing and texting is still somehow okay. I think that we should paint hand-holding a cell phone to Boston Rob's face and send him out onto the freeways and see if anything happens. 570-1053-35253 is the text number, so feel free. Oh, Skye, did you get your AC fixed? Yes, I did.
The dude came out at about 2 o'clock yesterday. And, yeah, poor guy had to go up in the attic because that's where, like, I guess our furnace is. You have a furnace? Yeah. I had those. Yeah, you do. I do? Well, that's where the heat comes from, and that's where the fan runs. I thought that those were, like, in old-time Victorian houses, a furnace. I didn't realize we had those. I didn't. I just thought heat magically appeared. Honestly, I didn't know how it worked. There's a mini sun hiding. Yeah, I thought there was a tiny little sun growing in my attic. Yeah, so it turns out it was like the fan or whatever and it would overheat. It would take it maybe like a half hour and at that point it would overheat and then shut down and then so it would stop the movement of air so all the pipes out at the AC would just like freeze. Everything would freeze up out there. So he had to go get a new fan, come back, go back up in the attic and replace it. All fixed. Yeah, all fixed. But, you know, we were talking about being up in attics. You know, it was like mid to high 80s yesterday in Escondido. And that guy's up in the attic. You should have asked him if he knew the temperature up there. Yeah, he probably did. I bet it was gnarly. Yeah. So, but yeah, luckily AC back in working condition. Thank you very much. Yeah, you need that to work or it's really bad. Yeah.
What'd you watch on TV last night, Sky? Well, they're a new television station. I think it's called Planet Green. It used to be Discovery Home. And I watched Alter Echo. Which is a show that stars the dude from Entourage, Adrian Greer. That's who I thought your husband kind of looked like. Yeah, that's like what his hair looks like now. My husband's hair looks like that now. Not to get too sidetracked. He looks great. Not to get gays. No, it took a while. Your husband looks really good. It was a process. It took a while. Can I just talk about your husband for a minute? Please do. Because there are constant fights in our house about letting me style his hair. What do you mean? So he's growing it out, right? Because all of a sudden he just decides after having the same haircut for 10 years, he wants to grow his hair out. It was kind of like Rob. He doesn't know where he's going with it. He doesn't know what's going to happen. He just wants to grow it out. Okay, cool. So he was wearing the hat.
forever because it was in this like awkward stage and people would like make comments because he would still try and style it the old way but no not so good right so finally he was going to travel up to the bay and i'm like dude you please let me like style your hair and show you how to style your hair and He's like freaking out. Like every step I do, he's not happy. I'm like, okay, we're going to use mousse. No, I don't want mousse because it's going to make my hair look crunchy. I don't want my hair to look wet. It's going to look crunchy. It's going to look wet. I don't want it up. Okay, let me just take the blow dryer a little bit. I don't want the blow dryer. I've never blow dried my hair. I don't need to like. Every single step. As I do it, it looks awesome. He gets all these compliments. He never does it like that again. Who did it when you came to your birthday day? Me. That was the second time he let me do it because I said, we're going out to a nice dinner. I am doing your hair. And we fought. I mean, not like we were angry fighting. To look like a movie star. Because he would keep trying to touch it and comb it out. And he didn't want the moose. He only wants gel because he thinks the moose is going to make it look crunchy. Are you telling me he did not like what you did that night?
He's nuts. I don't know if he doesn't like it, but he thinks he can do it better. Oh, come on. And I just want to show him, dude, just use the mousse and leave it alone and you're good. But no, he wants to brush it. He wants to flip it around. He wants to put gel in it. So anyway, I got to sidetrack. So what is the show that this Adrian Grenier is on? It's just a show of him and like his green friends in L.A. and the episode we recently watched. So they're remodeling this big old house in like Hollywood and making it all green. But then they also show other projects. And this one of the projects they showed was green, making a nursery green because, you know, like mattresses for kids are like full of toxins and kids clothes. The cotton is grown with pesticides. So everything's organic. The low VOC or no VOC paints. I don't know. any of that is really good so that was the other thing they were you really got to be into it to watch that and then the other thing they were following is this uh roach coach yeah that runs on uh you know veggie fuel and then they serve all organic food how awesome it is so we watched that last night it was good i've never known you to have anything but short hair
So if you grew your hair out, what would it do? Would it be completely straight or is it curly or what's the deal? Gosh, I mean, well, I had the mullet back in the day, which was sweet. Yeah, Eddie did have a mullet. I forgot about that. And I had a hard time with the mullet because at the end, it wanted to curl up. And so... Where's my mullet song, Ash? The really cool thing to do when you had a mullet for me was I would have to almost straighten it in the back to get that really sweet mullet. So you wouldn't get the flyaways. Would you ever consider growing your hair? No. No way, right? I don't like to comb my hair as it is. And so the shorter the better for me. Yeah. Eddie and I both rocked a mullet. Yeah. Wow. No way, Jose. In the early 90s. That's hot. Until we were told to cut the mullet. Thank you. Do something about your long, filthy hair. It looks like a rat's nest. Do something about your mullet. Get out the hair clippers, jerk. The jerk over it. It was sweet. It was popular back when we wore it. That's right. It was.
Let me tell you something. There are so many dudes listening right now in their 30s and 40s that rocked. Driving down San Diego freeways right now and in their mind they're saying to themselves, I'm not going to admit it to anybody, but yeah, Mikey, I rocked one. Yeah, for sure. I rocked it and I rocked it hard. I rocked it out. That's good. You know what I'm saying? Hey, text us. 35253 or call us 5701053. Here you are. Are you serious right now? Is he kidding me with that? Are we going to allow this to happen? Do you understand what just happened? We're going to allow this to happen. Does anyone know what just happened? What the hell? I mean, this is okay. I'm speechless right now. I have to explain this. Are you proud of yourself? I have to explain this. He is flipping on the camera laughing. That guy is going to screw loose.
Let me explain to the audience. Every day, every single day, 10 o'clock is our last hour. And at 10 a.m., we identify the radio station. I say it's KIOZ San Diego. And then we say, hit it. And Sean has been making the amount of time get longer and longer and longer before he plays that sound effect. And yesterday, it never came. I mean, we were like, is he going to hit it? And finally, after like 5, 10 minutes, I gave up. He didn't do it. Then he signed off. He never played it. Which is like illegal. Yeah. And now it is 6.35 the next day. Is he out of his mind? And he hits it. He should be fined or suspended. He should be fined or suspended. That is right. That is fair and just. There are P1s driving off the road laughing right now. Oh, no.
Every one of you's nuts that thinks that's funny. You're nuts. You're all insane. Bunch of nut faces. Dr. Phil was out in the Clear Channel hallway right now. He was? Inspecting for dust mites. That's what he said. I go, what are you doing? He goes, I'm looking for dust mites. I know Dr. Phil's in the building. I cannot wait to talk about this. And before the hour is done, we got to talk about this. I got to ask Eddie because I saw it written on his sheet today of stuff that's going on in his life. Eddie believes that his gas is being siphoned out of his automobile. Oh, my God. No. Oh, my. I got to talk to him about that. Have you heard about the couple that had sex? They're a married couple. They had sex every single day for 100 days. We got audio of them, and we'll talk about that. Yeah, like, why did they do that? Not that kind of audio. Yeah, not that audio, you goofball nut face.
So we'll do that coming up. We got new DVDs today and an oldie but a goodie on the YouTube clip of the day. Dane Cook and the stand-up spotlights. They were showing the other day on ESPN or whatever. They were showing the best crazy accidents or something. It was like the best or the worst car. They showed this one clip, man. If you saw this, it was nuts. The two cars go around the corner and they catch each other. They start to roll. The tire flies into the stands. It's a woman in the face. Saw it, you were like, oh. Oh, good, they're showing it again. Look, look, look, look. Look at this right here. Slow it down. Yeah, that's when it hits from the face. And the funny thing is, everybody around the lady, like, dove. Everyone got out of there, but she just, like, sits there, like, dives. And at the last minute, as the tire is rocketing at her face, her defense, she goes, ooh. She's just going to get in a slap fight with a good ear. Like, she's just going to go, find Girl Scout cookies in a blizzard?
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by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. Starting off with a pretty good looking ride out here. We've got no major accidents to tell you about. Just the usual brake lights in the usual places and that's pretty much in one spot right now. That's South 15. Coming out of Escondido, a little tight from the 78 down to Via Rancho Parkway. Then you've got reduced speeds again through Rancho Bernardo. You know, the usual here. Other than that, man, just enjoy the ride. The Coastal Ride South 5 looking great. East County's moving right along West 894 up to speed. West 52 briefly where you start losing that lane in past Santo Road. And otherwise, yeah, just enjoy it for a nice-looking day. It looks like it's going to turn out to be. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Back to the Mikey Show featuring Mikey. I picked my nose a lot. Eddie. I just want my sandwich like I want my sandwich. Sky. I enjoy presents. What can I say? Sean. I'm kind of the transient of the bunch. And Ashley. I'm a very loving and nurturing person. On Rock 105.3. It's the Mikey Show at 643. Eddie Murphy says he's pretty much done making movies and wants to go back to doing stand-up comedy. You guys remember Floyd Landis? Yeah, the guy with the steroids. He lost his final appeal to reclaim his Tour de France title. Really? Which, if you lose the appeal, I wonder if that is to say, no, sorry, you did what we said you did. Exactly.
Isn't that dude from, like, Temecula or something? Like, he's from around here, right? Yeah. Yeah, so here's Eddie Murphy talking about what Sky was just saying. Cut four. Eddie Murphy's getting stunningly honest with Extra as he reveals his new movie, Meet Dave, may be one of his last. At 50 years old, I've been making movies for 30 years, and I have close to 50 movies, and it's like, why am I in the movie? You know, so it's like, okay, I've done that part, and I'm going to go back to the stage and do my stand-up. He should stop making movies. Yeah, man. They're terrible. Yeah, I support that. Dude, they really are bad. And he says that he knew that Beverly Hills Cop 3 was bad. He said that he did it for the money, but he knew that it was bad and he felt really bad about it. He said, this is what he says about Beverly Hills Cop 4 is that he only did it. He's only doing Beverly Hills Cop 4 because they finally did one that like isn't terrible. So we'll see.
what this latest movie is. Oh, my gosh. Is that everybody else caught for it? No, no, no. Dave or what? No. Oh. Dude, you would hate it. So, it's like, he's like an alien. Yeah. That looks like Eddie Murphy that comes to Earth but is about like 18 inches tall. Yeah. And goes into a body of another person that looks like Eddie Murphy or it's like a robot version of Eddie Murphy. And so it's like a little person inside a big Eddie Murphy. And like. Yeah, there's like a whole group of people inside the Eddie Murphy robot brain. Like running the Eddie Murphy robot. And then hilarity ensues. That sounds awful. So bad. That sounds awful. Do you know that there might be a 300 sequel? Well, it'll be a prequel. It'll be a prequel. Well, they basically said that it's in the works that they're doing another 300 movie, but they haven't specifically said if it's going to be a sequel or a prequel, but everybody is assuming it has to be a prequel because most of the characters all died off at the end of 300. Well, that's the idea. Yeah.
So that would be cool. Hopefully they could make it as good. Oh, I think it would make $300 billion. Wow. The first movie ever to make a billion dollars. It's opening weekend. That's a bold statement. It's a lot of money. Let's see. Christian Bale, Aaron Eckhart, and Maggie Gyllenhaal were talking about Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight. When does The Dark Knight come out? Does anyone know? It's like two weeks. Really? Wow. I might be there that opening weekend. Really? No, I can't because I'll... No, you're having surgery. Yeah, I'll order takeout for that movie. But it sure does look good, man. He is not your regular Joker. Even you people that are listening right now that don't care about that kind of stuff, you're not into those types of movies, whatever. I'm just saying, everybody knows who the Joker is. Batman, Joker, everyone. This Joker looks real. Like, real. It's July 18th.
July 18th. Yep. This Joker looks creepy. Yeah. Scary. And if there was a dude, like a real life person that decided that he was, you know, and he was crazy and he decided that he was going to don a, like some sort of mask that he was going to do himself. That's what it looks like. It's like all smeared. It looks great. Cut one. He would never break character once he was in the makeup and the clothes. Once he took that off, he was great company. A very joyous and laid-back spirit. Christian Bale's bittersweet memories as the Batman to Heath's Joker, what he and the rest of the cast will remember most, is Heath's uncompromising work ethic and fierce dedication. When he goes, he goes. I just kind of hung on to him. Hello, beautiful. The scene you two have is so intense. I was kind of shocked by how free he was. I think it's rare and special and noteworthy and mind-blowing. Mind-blowing. There it is. Do you think that's weird when actors, like, if they're in their costume, they have to be in character. Like, you couldn't go up to Heath Ledger at that point and be like, hey, bro, where are you going for dinner tonight? Mm-hmm.
I think that's weird. Well, Zeth doesn't break character, you know? You come out and it's commercial breaks. And he still does that whole thing. And I'm like, hey, dude, we're not on the air. You can like... You can stop weeping. Yeah, it is kind of weird. But I guess that's what they have to do to be creepy. So what are you guys predicting for this weekend? Fourth of July is Friday. They're expecting, this is not a joke, this is a real number. They're expecting one million people at San Diego beaches this weekend. At the beaches. Get out. No way, Jose. The expectation for human beings at the beach is one million. That's crazy. You're going to be there? Of course. I live right by the beach. You don't care that there's all those people there? That doesn't bug you?
No. You'll deal with it. I really enjoy the people watching aspect of it. And especially since you're not allowed to drink now, that is eliminated, that drama part of it. It's the first one. It'll be awesome. You can just enjoy the weather and enjoy people watching. I have a prediction. I may be totally wrong on this. This may be the worst prediction of all time. But I actually feel that it's going to be at a weekend because too many people don't know that that law is going on. Yeah, like especially tourists and stuff. Which will be even more fun to watch. That are coming into town. Yeah, and you know, there's nothing like a drunk guy being told that he's in trouble. Yeah, being given a $250 ticket. Right, for something he didn't know. And that's going to be his deal. Like, I didn't know. And I'm sure the cop will be totally understanding about that. Oh, really? I can't drink out here? No, sir. Oh, really? Yeah, there's a law in effect. Is this not America? No, it is America. Forget you, guys. Yeah, you can't. This is a $250 citation. Why does it smell like bacon? What? Are you calling me? It really smells like bacon. Hang on. Let me talk into my shoulder. 225. We've got a live one. We're here as soon as possible. We're going to need some backup. Right. And also. Guy's got a tattoo on his neck. Sorry.
smoking, so... Right. Are you kidding? Hey, no smiling either. No smiling. They said no smiling. Don't breathe. It's going to be a riot. Oh, that dude. That's going to be bad. You can't reserve your beach spots. You know, some people will go out there like on Thursday and like rope off areas. Oh, you can't. You cannot do that. It's like they put every single law to make people angry. In effect. Yes. No fun law. That's kind of crazy. You cannot reserve a spot on the beach. You can't reserve a spot because everyone reserves a spot. That's crazy. Wow. Of course, no. fireworks. That's nothing new, but yeah, no fireworks. Also, no sand castles or sandwiches. No swimming. You can't go in the water. No swimming. No sunbathing. And you cannot let sand touch your skin or it's a citation. The really warped thing about the beaches is you can't smoke cigarettes on the beach, but you can smoke on right by the beach. As long as you're on the cement area, you can smoke cigarettes.
But then you can't smoke on the beach and then you can drink off the beach, but you can't drink on the beach. It's like flip flop. It's like so warped. So you can drink off the sand. Yeah. So you can step on the sidewalk and have a beer. Like you can be like you can. It says no smoking or drinking like on the boardwalks either. Yeah. You can be like right next to it. Like in the parking lot. Oh, boy. If you're in the water. Can you drink water? Yeah. Good question. Yeah, but the person has to throw you. Because people will try. I mean, they finagle, like, everything they can. Like, every angle they can. And it's people get away with, like, I'm drunk. It's funny. Is there going to be enough, like, law to arrest the amount of, or cite the amount of people? They say they're definitely going to have extra officers out there this weekend. A million. But I don't know if it's going to be enough. Yeah. It's a million people. Yes. We come back. I got to hear about what's going on with Eddie and his gas tank. Eddie believes that his gas is being siphoned. Shut your mouth. So we'll find out about that when we come back. We got a lot of good stuff. Don't go anywhere. It's a Mikey show. Join the P1 Text Army. Text Mikey to 35253. Standard rate supply. It's the P1 Text Army. Wait, there's more. That's one of those advertising lines you hear all the time.
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You're listening to The Very Hilarious Mikey Show. Featuring Mikey. I don't run anywhere. I saunter. Eddie. I'm clearly the best. Sky. I never, ever spend money. Sean. I am too central phenomenon. Boston Rob. I'm so athletic, man. And Ashley. I do have a lot of best friends, yeah. On Rock 105.3. Back at 701. McCain's wife barely avoided default on her La Jolla Shores condo when four years of unpaid taxes were paid at the last minute. Hoyers Baron Davis and the Clippers Elton Brand opted out of their final years and become free agents. I might shave my entire guttee off. That's insane. Mike, what are you doing? Stop it. Stop it. I don't know. That's crazy. That's crazy talk. Well, I've loosened up the mustache.
I've loosened it up a little bit. That is true. All right? The bottom part is still tight. It's still tightened down real tight. Yeah. But I loosened up here on the mustache part. How do you feel? I feel free. Really? I feel free. What do you mean you loosened up? Well, I took the trimmer to it. It's real short. Yeah, and it looks like you finned it. Yeah, sure, sure. Tomorrow it might be gone. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. The mustache part. Do you want me to do it? Just the mustache? Yeah, just the mustache part. You're weaning yourself off of it. Maybe just a Van Dyke down here. Going Amish? I'm weaning off. Mm-hmm. Slowly, I'm weaning off. I don't know if I can have... I don't think I've ever seen you shave. Yes, you have. No, I don't... Has she? Yeah. When? You've been clean shaven before. Oh, that's right. I was clean shaven right before I went to San Jose, so I bet I was clean shaven right when I got there. You grew a full beard when you were here and then shaved it all off for a little while. Just leave a big long handlebar mustache. What's wrong with that? I'll do it too. We'll see. Bring it back. I look really good. Tomorrow I'll be mustache free. Maybe on Monday.
The goatee will be trimmed down to barely nothing. Whoa. Whoa. You're crazy. All clean shape. This is all nuts, and this guy is freaking out. Yeah, this is a little drastic. So everybody knows that gas prices are crazy, right? Yeah. So Eddie said that he believes that somebody is siphoning gas out of his truck. What's the deal? Like, why do you think this? Okay. Well, a couple weeks ago, I was driving along, and... my service engine light came on. And I was like, whoa, you know, the car's not, there's nothing wrong with it. You know, I feel like I'm driving fine. And I've known in the past, if your gas cap isn't tightened all the way, then that light will come on. So as soon as I pulled over, I went and checked it. And sure enough, it was off. I'm like, oh man, you know, I'm pretty sure I tighten it every time I get gas. But, you know, maybe I didn't do it this time. And I was like, oh, whatever. And I tightened it and put it back on.
He drove away, and the light went off, and so it was fine. And I didn't even notice my gas gauge or anything. I didn't even pay attention to it. Well, then this past Friday, I filled up a full tank of gas and was driving around on Saturday, and my engine light came on again. And I went, oh, what the heck? And I was positive I tightened it this time because of what happened a couple weeks ago. So as soon as I pull over, I get out and it's completely off. Like my gas cap is completely off. That's not right. And I went, what the heck? So I tighten it again. I try to look and see if it gets broken or anything. Nothing's wrong with it. Tighten's fine. Close it. Get it in my car. And, you know, I filled up on Friday. This is Saturday afternoon. And I had only driven. I drove to RB and back. And I drove to Miramar and back. So, I mean, not that much. and I had only a half a tank left. Yeah. And I went, what the heck? That ain't right. That's not right. Yeah, and you don't have, like, a garage. You, like, park in a carport, so your car's, like, open to whatever all night long. I'm like, you got to be kidding me. And I know, you know, gas sometimes evaporates when your gas cap's not on, but a half a tank? No way. I'm like, come on.
Not in a big car like that. That's crazy. 570-1053, if you have had this happen to you, or if you have been driven to the point where this is what you've had to resort to, 570-1053, or text us, 35253. If it's a second time, man, I say no doubt about it. Yeah, I think something's going on now for sure, but I don't know what to do about it. You do what Sean did. You break out the video camera. Yeah. You set up surveillance. I don't know where I would. I guess maybe in my car. Yeah. Well, I mean, you only have a couple nights left at the old place, so. Yeah, that's true. Hopefully it'll, you know, stop. I couldn't imagine that it's happening here at work. No. Well, Rob is. Yeah, Rob works here. Yeah, that's true. Got it on our show. I didn't think about that. Don't they have, can't you get like a locking gas cap? Probably, but I mean. Really? They sell that? Yeah, I think they sell those. I think they do. What do you have to do? Take a, because aren't they. plastic, the ones that we have on there now, so what do you do? Take a pair of clippers and clip off the end and then just put a locking one on there? Yeah, that's probably what I would do. Hey, man. Save your gas. People are ripping it off. But you're moving, so yeah. It should be alright, but I just couldn't believe it. Can you imagine somebody sticking a hose into your tank, sucking on it, and putting it in a gas can?
Such bad karma. I know, Rob. That's just so weird. It's unnecessary. I'll give you a couple bucks. Please. It's really like Mad Max, man. It is. It's becoming that way. Yeah. But I guess there is worse, you know, because lots of people are finding their gas tanks punctured. And that's a whole another crazy. Which is even dumber. That to me is even dumber because, well, because you would think that that would be a lot. messier. If you puncture the gas tank, I would think that you're trying to put the can and the small hole right underneath it to just drip it directly in. Or you're putting a catch pan to catch all the gas in a big pan. And then what do you do? Then you've got to pour that into something. That's what I'm saying. And then there's people driving by like, what is that guy doing? Kind of dangerous too. You get a spark or something. Oh my gosh. This is what gas prices in America are doing. Crazy. Nutty country. Thank you, Democrats. That's crazy. Yeah, totally. I think you have that. Eddie. Wrong. Yeah, drink your stuff. Thanks a lot, Libby's. Those are your boys. P1 Samson's on the line. What's going on, dude? Hey, not much. Check it out. One of my buddies noticed that his tank was almost empty after he had filled up probably like halfway.
So he figured somebody was cycling his gas, and he would go get a locking gas cap, right? Well, he put the locking gas cap on, and the dudes came back, I guess, one night and realized, oh, this guy put a locking gas cap on his truck. So they just laid underneath the truck and cut the pillow. That is brutal. That is not cool. That's bad news. Way bad news. That's bad news. I would offer the guys, hey, listen, once you leave my car alone, I'll give you a couple of dollars. Just tape like a 20 to your gas tank. Yeah, go get some gas, bro. Thank you for the call. P1 Tyler. Yeah, Mikey, how you doing? Good, man. You got a crazy story about gas siphoning? This is hilarious. All right, check this out. My buddy's a highway patrolman. He told me this story. There was a guy that was driving cross-country in his motorhome, and he and his family just kind of pulled over one night to catch some sleep on the side of the road, and they wake up the next morning to a knock at the door. So they open the door, and they find a cop on the other side of it, and they're like, what's going on?
And the cop says, well, I was driving by this morning, and I, you know, found it pretty apparent. And they look past him, and there's a guy in handcuffs just throwing up on the ground. And they're like, what's going on? So the cop says, well, yeah, it's pretty apparent. He took a hose, and he tried to siphon gas out of your gas tank, but he put it down the sewage tank instead. No! Oh, my God! Oh, man. Yeah, they ended up. They ended up asking if the guy wanted to press charges, and he's like, no, no, I'm good. The guy learned his lesson from me. Oh, that is awesome. Karma. Oh, my gosh. I love it. I can't even. My brain is still. I can't. I can't process that. That is awesome. Yeah, my brain's trying to deal with it. My brain just went, what am I supposed to do with this information? Now what? Can we go back in time? Somebody get the DeLorean up to 88 miles an hour, will you? I can't deal with it. Because that story's crazy. Holy moly. So funny. How does somebody make that mistake? Dumb criminal. Very dumb criminal. Yeah, and I don't think they look that much different. You know, it's like a flap that opens. That they smell different. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, they definitely smell different. Yeah.
They taste different when you're siphoning from the hose. They're both very different. At what point do you think you realized that it was the wrong one? Oh, I'd say pretty quickly. I'd say pretty quickly. I'd say it happened fairly good. About an hour into it. About an hour, you think? You know what? I don't think that was gas. Oh, I can't talk about it anymore. Let me try again. Hold on. Hold on. I don't think that's... I don't think that's... I'm not getting it. It's freaking gross. Wait. I think, but I'm not. Let's see diesel. Maybe it's biodiesel. I'm so uncomfortable. Biodiesel? Wait a minute, what is that? I don't understand. Great story. Compelling and rich. D1 Dirt is on the line. Hey, good morning. Good morning. Yeah, I have a few heavy equipment that holds 80 gallons of diesel.
I've had that siphoned out completely. Dude, where are they putting it? Probably in their dump trucks or some other type of heavy equipment. In fuel tanks in the back of their truck, something. That is nuts, man. Out of my truck, diesel, straight from my regular fuel tank. That is crazy. Almost caught him one night. Really? About 2 o'clock in the morning chasing him down my alley. Really? Yeah, I bet it wouldn't be hard to catch him. It wouldn't be hard to catch him. It gets expensive, though, after a couple times of that. That's right. That's right. Worth the $10 locking gas cap. All right. Hey, thanks for the call. All right, bye. P1HB, are you there? Yeah, hey, Mikey. They arrested like two or three guys up at Palomar Medical Center about a month ago for psychoning gas. Really? Awesome! What do these guys look like? Are they older, younger? What are they like? They were 20-somethings. I don't know. They sent out a notice. Our security people sent out a notice saying that they arrested like two or three guys that were in their 20s taking gas. Really? Yeah, so I went and bought a locking gas cap that day. Yeah, it's a good idea. It's a good idea. Hey, listen, this has got me thinking we should all get one.
You know, plus, there's certain cars you have to hit the gas latch in order to get to your gas. Some of them aren't like that. Some of them you can just press it and it pops out. That's true. You know what I mean? P1 Christian's on the line. Christian, you there? Yeah, I'm here. Go ahead. I wanted to tell you that... Oh, he just changed it. It's P1 Christina. He added the A. No, no, no. I'm dyslexic. I was typing and I didn't realize that I typed the A right after the I. I'll rob you. Go ahead, Christina. I got fat fingers. There you go. Get a dialing one. Go ahead, Christina. Well, two years ago, we were having a birthday party for my daughter. She turned six. And my grandpa had a heart attack. And we went to go to the car to rush him to the hospital. And the hose was still in my tank. And he almost died at my house. And it was a really awful feeling, but the cops wouldn't do nothing about it. But he lost three-quarters of his heart that day because we couldn't get him to the hospital any time. I would not want to be the guy. Monsters wouldn't want to be the guys. No way. With that on my docket. Where are you from? I'm from San Diego, California. Where did that happen? That happened in Barstow, California. Barstow. Yeah. And we were two blocks from the church, and they think that somebody from the church stole it.
to go dirt bike riding in the mountains. Why the church? Just because that's the only place that was active at the same time that we had our thing going on. And it was recent because the loaves were still wet. And the kids from the church were going dirt bike riding. So it was pretty messed up. That is messed up. Hey, thanks for the call. No problem. You guys are awesome. Thank you. Totally depressed now. That's crazy, man. That's gnarly. That's really crazy. P1 Straight Custom. What's up? Straight Custom? Straight Custom? He's not there. He's just there. You just put him there. Yeah, I'm getting one of those today. He convinced me. Yeah, right? What if I have a heart attack and I have to go drive myself to the hospital? You know what I'm saying? Text us at 35253 or call us at 571-1053. Defensive back for the Patriots, Willie Andrews has been arrested. And wait till I tell you why he was arrested. What are you talking about? Don't even come at me. Who's the man? Mikey. Hello? Never called in before, but I love your show and you guys rock. Oh, that's awesome.
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The Mikey Show continues with Mikey. I am a recovering alcoholic who did go to rehab. Eddie. I am a very good driver, but terrible Parker. Sky. For the record, I will not respond to the name Ham. Sean. I have a watching Star Trek. Boston Rob. I'm kind of the transient of the bunch. And Ashley. I love penguins. They're my favorite. On Rock 105.3. The Mikey Show. It is 7.23. Vegetarian Pam Anderson calls Jessica Simpson some really bad words because Jessica wore a t-shirt that said, Real girls eat meat. LeBron James is talking about wanting to play in New York after his contract runs out. Is that going to really upset the people of Cleveland? You think? No. Guys from Akron, Ohio, playing for basically his hometown, and he's talking about...
How much he loves New York. Wouldn't mind playing for the Knicks. His friends with Jay-Z and Jay-Z's part owner of the Nets. So maybe New Jersey. It's like, dude, you should still play for the Cavs. That is not good. Welcome back to the show. I think it's... Did I play this as a music bed when we were in San Jose? I remember the song from when we were in San Jose. Is that when it was? Because all of a sudden it came into my head. It's called Toots and the Maytals. Yeah, and it was a big hit like on 91X. Really? Yeah, and they used to play it on Channel 104.9 when we were in San Jose. I just remember it got into my head. And I couldn't get it out when it came out, when it first came out. Okay, so I said that when we came back, I wanted to tell you about Willie Andrews. He's a defensive back.
For the Patriots. Now, just want to let everybody know that's Boston and Rob's favorite team. That's right. I'm just saying. Here we go. Slow down, guys. Also keep in mind that this guy was also arrested, I think, a couple months ago on marijuana charges and charges to distribute and a bunch of different stuff. It was medical. I see. He wanted to distribute it medically. I don't understand it. In the NFL, man, you're making a pretty decent money. You know what? Come on. You don't need to do that. Wait, do I? They make a lot of money there? Yeah, for sure. Wow. These guys that get arrested for stuff like that, is it just fun? Is that the deal? Like, they like the excitement of it? I don't know. It's like, you remember when Terrence Keele got busted for selling and distributing that cough syrup and all that stuff? With a coating in it? Dude, why?
Dude, you got a paycheck? You were, like, in a contract year. You were about to make a lot more dough, and now your career is over. That's crazy. What did Willie Andrews do? Oh, nothing too bad, Mike. Just pointed a gun at his girlfriend's head. Get! Come on. I mean, who hasn't? Come on! Wait a minute. That's illegal? He pointed a gun. Not in Boston, right, Rob? No, not. There's a sanction in Boston that says you can do it twice. Oh, wow. This was his third strike. Yes. Because he's in big trouble. Oh, man. And it's not like this is a big name player. I don't think the Patriots are going to be putting up with this guy much longer. He's probably done. That's brutal. That's nuts. Rob says that it bothers him if his fiancée talks on the phone at a dinner table, but it doesn't bother him if she texts, which I have a theory on, by the way. I think that that's okay because that's what he does. Yeah. And therefore, it's okay. Well, you're 100% right. That is correct. Is that right? Yeah. I thought that was it. It's been confirmed. I don't like any of it because me and Ashley were mad at our spouses at her birthday dinner because my wife was texting and Ashley's boyfriend was on the phone. Flat out on the phone. On the phone during the dinner. At my birthday dinner. And we were both like, what are you guys doing? He does it all the time. Knock it off.
Flabbergasted. I threw my wine in her face. I choked him out. I flat out choked him out right there. So would it be cool if they got up and excused themselves to go make a call? Sure. If it's important. Give me a break. What would constitute that important? Thank you. That's a real question. I'm asking what would constitute. Emergency. Well, I know in Eddie's wife's case, she was communicating with her best friend whose birthday was on that day. You can't text him another time? I don't know. I'm just saying, like, I think that's... With Mama D, like, okay, that's her deal. But, you know, my man, like... okay, I got to talk to you, my man. Like, you don't be on the phone on my birthday dinner. Like, that's rude. And he was talking to his brother because his brother was mad at him or something for some stupid reason because they live together. And he felt that that was, like, acceptable, like, to take that call. Like, hey, you know, Double Dizzle, you can chill back and, like, wait. What does that mean, Double Dizzle? His brother. You can wait. What is Double Dizzle? His brother's name, you guys. He can wait, you know, to hash that out. It's good with Oreo crushing it. Until I'm done.
on top. Oh, Rob, come on. Try that sometime. I agree with you guys that it is rude and I do it. I agree with you, but I constantly doing emails on my phone. That bugs me too, though. I hate that too. I try to hide it from you and from my wife. I try to hide it. I put it on my lap. We see right through it. And then I'm like, you know, looking down at my legs. You know what I'm doing? Yeah, Mark will try to hide it too. My buddy B-Dub, dude, he's obsessed. He has a Crackberry. And he sits it on the table when we're at dinner or lunch and it's constantly, like, you know, it goes dark. So he constantly is hitting the light button to see if he has an email. No way, Jose. Are you even paying attention to what I'm talking about? Yeah, that would be annoying. Yeah. I actually don't mind the occasional phone call and text. Like if you're consumed with it during the meal, then yeah, like that's rude. Or if it's like a fancy meal, special occasion or something. But if it's just, you know, you're out of, you know, whatever. And, you know, you get one call or two calls. That doesn't bug you. No, not at all. What about silently answering emails in your lap?
Well, again, if it's like one email, okay. But if you're looking down at it every two minutes. It's all consuming. It's never just one. Get my wife on the phone. We haven't discussed it openly. Please, yes. We've never openly discussed it. You should now. This is a safe place. This is a safe place. This would be the best way to do it. See, the thing is, this is not really a safe place. No, but we lie. Yeah, we say it's safe here. And then we attack. It counts. Like you come into our lair and we're like, come on, man. Yeah, well done. of a safe place here. So let's get on. P1 Jessie is on the line. Hello, Mikey. Hi. I just wanted to let Ashley know that I remember last year I saw you at Scripps and Sanitas at a CPR training class. That Ashley was at there? No, you were at with your wife. Oh, and you wanted to tell that to Ashley? That you spent most of the time on your iPhone. Wait a minute, you wanted to tell Ashley that? Yes, that you spent a lot of... She's ratting you out. Because Ashley's mad about that. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, I see. Yes. Okay, so let's walk through this again now that I understand. Yes, I'm on the phone. Yes, I'm on the phone. So you were at the CPR class that I did, right? Yeah, that I went to as well. You were a member of the class as well. Yes. Now, did we talk to one another?
No, I left you alone. I noticed your wife was paying a lot of attention. That is horrible, Mike. Wait, hang on. My wife is on the line. You're learning CPR to save the life of your baby, and you're on the phone. Honey, are you there? To defend Mike, he just got that iPhone. That's right, yes. Honey, are you there? No. Wait, babe? Yes. What did you say? I said, I'm so grateful that she just called. Wait, wait, wait. Hang on, hang on. I have a great. I have a rock solid defense to this. What kind of defense? I'll be my own attorney in this situation. How dare you? I have a great, great one. What? Let me just see if this works on you guys. So let me see if it works. To my defense. This was a. This was the second time we took the class. It was a brush up on all the stuff we'd already learned. Why were we taking it again? Because you forgot everything the first time. How dare you? Yeah, no. As far as I can recall, we were both discussing how neither one of us could remember anything. Oh, snap. Mike. And, you know, it's one thing you can do to dinner, which I really don't care for that either. Don't.
Why did we discuss this? This is not safe. You brought it up. I remember that day, and I remember I was giving you these looks, and you were like, oh, like very, like, look, I'm putting it away. I'm putting it away. And inevitably, that stupid thing would come out again. It's so true. But at dinner, can I just say, at dinner, like, I feel so, I feel like that girl. I'm looking around the restaurant and I'm thinking, because obviously we're not talking. Yeah, you might as well eat alone. Yes, and I'm looking around and I'm thinking to myself, all of the people in this restaurant, they're looking at me right now going, oh. No. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry you have to deal with that. I'll never do it again. I'm sorry. Hey, Encinitas lady, are you still there? Look what you've done. I think I'll do it. Did you hear me? Stop it! They should have kicked you out of that class. How do you know I was not texting somebody life-saving information that I was learning in that room? How do you know? How do you know that? How do you know that I wasn't out of the kindness of my heart sharing life?
Saving information. If you check those texts, if you check those texts, they say three compressions, two breaths, three compressions, two breaths. That's funny. I don't know what it is. Too bad for that person. I'm never going to stop breathing around. Yeah, I wanted to take my answer from the Mikey Show questionnaire a few weeks ago. Honey, what is it? What is the breaths and the compressions? I'm so glad that this topic came up. I'll tell you what it is. I remember. I think I remember. Babe, I'm going to tell you. No, you know what? How about Encinita's CPR lady? She should know this. She took the class. No, you should know it. Okay, fine. Okay, fine. CPR lady. I'm going to say it, and then you tell me if it's right, okay? Okay. Do you remember the class? Yes. Okay. If memory serves. Mine. This is two times I've taken the class. Well, that's funny. I've taken the class twice.
It threw both of them. Stop. Oh, wow. Okay. If memory serves, it is 30 compressions, two breaths. No. No. Oh, my gosh. Ten compressions, three breaths. No. Oh, you're getting colder. Oh, no. Sky, you're done for. This is bad. This is really bad. Text somebody and see if they'll send you the answer. Isn't there like a... I want your wife to tell you. Oh, no, no. That means you don't remember. That means you don't remember, Jessie. No, I do. Absolutely. Okay, what was it? What was it, Jessie? Jessie, go ahead. It is 25 compressions, 5 breaths. Honey, is that right? 30 compressions, 3 breaths. Oh, look at Jessie. Look at Jessie.
Same. Whatever. Here I thought it was 15 compressions, two breasts. Oh, wow. We're really confusing people. Really dead and bad. So it's 30... All I know is that me and Jessie have a much better shot. Yeah. I'm going to live with them. Two and three. Fine. Okay, honey. One more time. I'm going to remember this. 30 compressions. Yes. And how many breasts? Three, dude. Three. Three. Oh, she's so over you. Of course, 30 and three. I don't blame her. We need to do a song to it or something. If we can't remember important life saving our son. I know, Rebecca. Right? I can remember it. I have it now. It's committed to memory forever. Text it to me, babe. Text me that. Oh, no. Can you text me that? Not funny. Not funny, man. Wait a minute. Not funny. Wait a minute. Terry Bradshaw. You don't think... Not funny. Terry Bradshaw. You don't think that's... Not funny, man. Thank you, Terry. Not funny. Hey, Jesse, Terry Bradshaw does not think that's funny. That's not funny. Thank you, Jesse, you squealer. Squealing on me. Thank you. What if you were on Wikipedia looking up the CPR information, making sure that it was correct? Hey, wait a second. Check this out. Wait a minute. Hold the presses. Babe, are you still there? Yeah. There's a fireman on the line. And Chris, are you there? Yeah. He says, I'm right. Is that right, Chris?
That's right, 30 to 2. See, I had it right. That's right. I couldn't even remember what I had just said. Honestly, I didn't even remember what I just said. Honey, he says 30 and 2. I'm pretty sure that they taught 30 and 3 in the class. Well, listen. Well, then you took the wrong class and they don't know what they're teaching. Why would an extra breath be bad? 30 compressions, 2 breaths. Well, why would an extra breath be bad? Well, I can tell you, Eddie. Class. Okay, Mike. Go ahead. Speak on it. Stop it. If I remember correctly, they said the most important thing was those compressions. That's right. But you're giving the same amount of compressions. You're just giving an extra breath. That's a good point. That's a good point. Do you want to get 100 compressions in a minute? Not to mention, sir, I appreciate what you do for us, but you're kind of missing the point. Put that on the board. Do you want to do it wrong? And I guess I'm missing the point there. But I don't technically think Rebecca's wrong. I'm sorry that you're subjected to this. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. That is a lifesaver. That's a lifesaver. That's a lifesaver man right there. That's right. That's the worst. I love you, my angel. Are you talking to your iPhone? I love you. What's a P1?
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I did read that somewhere, George. That's true. Claim based on model year 2006 cafe average fuel economy ratings and weighted sales for passenger car and light truck fleets sold in the U.S. by major manufacturers. See dealer for lease and financing details. Hey guys, I'm Jordan Sparks. Singing in front of millions of fans was stressful. But I can't imagine the stress of going back to school without basic school supplies. It's a fact. millions of kids in America can't afford the school supplies that they need. So join the Do Something 101 program. This summer, donate new notebooks, finders, markers to the Do Something collection sites at staple stores nationwide. Do Something will deliver these supplies to kids in your community. Visit dosomething.org to find out how. This is the Mikey Show. I think it's cool. Featuring Mikey. Mikey is a very judgmental jerk, and I fight that. I do not like killer whales, no. Okay. Sky, Sean, Boston Rock. I got short-term memory loss. And Ashley. I'm not that great anyways. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. I have the best chance on the show of knowing new music. Oats. I think it depends what genre you're talking about. That's true. Pop, it's Ashley. Everything else, oats. Okay. I would say hip-hop and pop is me. Hip-hop and pop. Yeah. Odors.
Have you heard of a band called Mute Math? Yes. What do you think? Do you know, can you think of their music right now when I say it or you just heard of them? Yeah, it's pianos, kind of more poppy type stuff. I heard it yesterday. I saw a video of it from Jimmy Kimmel. It was an instant like. Wow. Instant like. Yeah, there's a band that's kind of a lot like them, a little bit edgier called Dropping Daylight that I think you might like. Let me tell you something, man. Oates knows good music. I don't know how. How do you know that? Internet? Yeah, most of it. What's the internet? I don't know. Have you heard of a really up-and-coming band called Lemon Drops and Sandals? They're huge. They're huge in my heart. That's your fake band. They're huge. They're so good. Have you guys heard of them? Yeah.
What? So good. That's his fake band that puts new lyrics on the song. Anyway. Well, they were on the Renegade Season 2 soundtrack. I don't believe so. Thank you. No. IMDB it. No. That's right. All right. Let me see if I can play this from my computer. You hear it on your speaker. Yes. But yeah, I heard him yesterday. What are they called again? Mute. Mute. Mute. They're on Jimmy Kimmel. You know what I'll do? Huh? I'll buffer it on the tuber. Oh. On the user. Oh, nice. On the user tube. Yeah. Face it. I'll face search. I'll do a face search here. Google bite it. Should be easy. What just happened? When I was about to hear it. They were about to jam. Oh, I know what happened. I know what happened. Oh, I just unplugged the internet. That's all.
That's all I did. You have to have it plugged in. Yeah. Why did that have an effect on all the stuff, man? It's so weird. That's how it works when it's plugged in. Really strange. Yeah. Re-reloaded. Well, I sure hope you guys like it. This is a huge performance of their song Typical from their self-titled debut album from New Orleans, Mute Path. It'll remind you of Sting. Like police. Sting, yeah. It's like real melodic. He's got a sting sound to his voice, right? Yeah, as soon as I heard his voice, definitely. Yeah, yeah. Let's see. Here's some of the text messages that we're getting. At 35253. That's how you text us. 35253. Mikey, I'm a certified CPR instructor with the American Heart Association and the American Heart Association teaches 30 compressions, two breaths.
Mikey, it's 30 compressions and two breaths. I'm a CPR instructor, P1 Dan. Wow, Mike, you are a life-saving angel. Thank you. This is not the issue. I think it is at this point. No, no, it's not. Mike knows what's up. I mean, it's nice. We were all fools to make fun of him. No, I mean, it's nice to get the info out there. My wife, she's got shame all over herself right now. Scott, you know what? You picked the right person. That's right. Oh, my gosh. Mikey, 30 compressions, two breaths from ASDEMT. That is three separate text messages. Sounds like somebody else wasn't paying attention. I'll tell you. I'm like, somebody else should have been on their cell phone. You know what I mean? Welcome back. So let me take your temperature on an email that we got here. Which way? Eddie, you know I didn't mean it literally. You know that what I meant was I'm going to read an email to you. I'm just going to read an email. And then after I read the email, I want to see what you think of it is what I meant, what I was saying. I'm ready for it. Mikey says, I've been dating this guy for about a month and I really...
You're kidding. For goodness sake. She says, I've been dating this guy for about a month and I really like him. He's cool in just about every way until last night I found out that he's a Democrat. I was brought up to be very conservative. Really? Yuck. We have never brought up politics until last night. I said a derogatory remark about Obama and he got really offended. I'm not sure I can be with a liberal. Makes me think that he's a bit girly. I don't know why. Very similar. Yeah. It says, what do you think? That's P1 McCain in my brain. That is really a tough one, right? I mean, I wouldn't even know where to begin. But I know someone that does. You're going to talk to me. You're going to have to be honest. This is going to be a changing day. That young man, he is so excited. He wants me to be the president. He does. I mean, he's very excited. He has a shirt that says Dr. Phil in 08. That's right. There it is right there in the studio, and it's that boy is wearing a Dr. Phil in 08 t-shirt. I support that myself. Hello, y'all. I'm Dr. Phil.
It's wonderful to be here. Now, I heard this email, and I have to say that I can kind of relate to it a little bit. Really? Well, my wife and I, we go through this all the time, actually. You see, she's a bleeding heart liberal, and I am smart. Oh, okay. So you're a Democrat as well. You're going to make a lot of people. Well, no, Skye. Actually, I lean to the right. Oh, well, then you're a Democrat. Actually, the right way. Okay. Now, here's the deal, though, Scott. I mean, it's like this. My wife has a lot of cute ideas, but so the people that work at Disney. So it's all fairytale. Well, you did get me there. You did get me there. I have an idea then, Scott. Why don't we have all our cars run on peanut butter? Wouldn't that be fun?
Well, of course. I tell you what, while we're at it, why don't we all live in little gumdrop houses? Children from Nambia. It's being very passive-aggressive right now. Oh, wait, there's Susan Sarandon coming over for dinner. Hi, Susie. This is unnecessary. Did you bring your spotted owl with you? Spotted owl? Let me just tell you right now. I'm going to get it out of the way. As long as these fat syndication checks keep rolling in, you can count on my fat butt to be a conservative. You know, this reminds me of a story I like to tell during group. I'm a psychologist. I don't know if y'all know this, but I dabbled in archaeology. And on a dig... Wait, hold on a second. You can't just say you dabbled in archaeology. I dabbled in archaeology. And on a dig... I don't know what to say, man. One day, we uncovered an ancient... Really? And on this tablet, it talked about this ancient society. Kate, why are you talking like that? And all of the roles. Is this your architect voice? That's right, Eddie. Architect.
Now, do you want to know? This is my archaeology. This is my architect. Well, anyhow, I was looking at this tablet from this ancient society. Telling all about the roles a man and woman did. Would you like to know what it said? Yeah, sure. Well, it read, What the heck? I don't know. Okay. That was by the bangles. Dr. Phil. It's a big name. I'm telling you, if that don't make the hair on the back of your neck stand up, I don't know what will. Well, it doesn't. Hey, man. It's a bangles. Do you have any go-go tablets in there?
Y'all, can you take me serious for one second? I'm trying to help this woman. Please do so. The reason why this guy that she's dating is starting to sound a little bit girly to her is because he's a full-blown gay. Give him some time. Hang on. Think about that next time he asked, do these jeans make my butt look big? Just think about it. He will say it. He'll say it. He never said that. I don't have a problem with anyone supporting Obama. I just have a problem with them saying it. That's all. That's all. My advice is get the heck out of Dodge before he goes all twinkle toes on you. Wants to go antique in every weekend. Good luck making babies with Mr. Finger Sandwiches, all right? Is that a metaphor? Yeah, it is. I don't know. Better luck making an Irish setter and a sea cow. That's great. Hey, P1 McCain on the brain. Next time you go to kiss him, you might be getting a mouthful of Maybelline and Max Factor, all right? You stop. Just because he's a Democrat. Richard Simmons called. He wants his man back. Wow. Not nice.
You want to know what's worse than a liberal? What's that? Bear Grylls eating that grub when he was in Serengeti or whatever it was. That was disgusting. So gross that he popped out of his mouth. You can YouTube it. It was like... Well, I think it's on our website, MikeyShow.com. It's on MikeyShow.com, right? No, but for real, he took this grub and he was like, hey, check me out. Can you stop making us And that's worse than a Democrat? That's worse than a liberal, yeah. I kind of agree. A bear girl's got more courage than B-Rob at a Public Enemy concert. Does that make sense? A little bit. A little bit. I get it. Well, there's my advice. That way you're done? I am all done. You just called the guy gay. That's all you did. And you're welcome. Okay. I'm Dr. Phil. I'm Dr. Phil. The Mikey Show. It's all gay. The Mikey Show is on. Rock. It presents. Of genius. Today we salute you, Mistling Cooler Cooler Roller. And the best way to carry nine ounces of macaroni salad is in a 43-pound cooler. It's got wheels. Part cooler. It holds enough for an afternoon picnic, a tailgate party, or trip to Istanbul. Perfect for the man who has everything. Everything except a friend to help carry a cooler. Crack open a nice cold Bud Light, oh holler.
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Why are you whispering? Because I am not supposed to be awake, right? But I mean, you're a grown adult. Yes, mother. I'll be off in just a second. I was talking to my friend on the phone. I love you too. Good night. Yes, mother. It's Skye. Skye, she told me not to buy any from you. I don't sell marijuana. Okay, she just said she heard something on the radio. That's all. Okay, well, I think that's about enough, Dr. Phil. Anyhoot. BMW Encinitas. Encinitas Boulevard. It's just west of... Yes, mother. Working? No, Brad. It's time to party. I'm coming over. Who is this? The new queso crunch wrap from Taco Bell. Whoa, like party queso dip queso? Yeah, Brad. Warm nacho cheese sauce and fiesta salsa in a crunch wrap. I can start a party anywhere. I don't know. Come on, Brad. Say it. Queso's coming over and queso wants to party.
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A few more brake lights out of Hotel Circle to the 5. That's because the 5 itself is seeing brake lights off the 8 in the Mission Bay. There's an accident near SeaWorld Drive that contributed to that. South 15, improving out of Escondido, a minor delay in Rancho Bernardo. And south of the 5, clear shot. Motion side all the way to the border. Love on that ride this morning. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Hey, Eddie, it's Dr. Phil. I'm still hanging around. What's going on? Well, I just wanted to talk to you for a second because you were mentioning earlier. That when you were at your house, that you saw your, when you got into your car, you saw that check engine light come on. That's true. Yeah, well, it turned out that there was some hillbilly that was taking gas out of your car, right? I thought I saw a bald man with a big mustache crouching by my car, but I could be wrong. I did. I siphoned the gas out of your car, Eddie. I'm so sorry. I knew it was you. I'm so sorry. Yeah, yeah.
But I'm going to tell you something, Eddie. What's that? In my grief. Yeah? It doesn't sound genuine. I urge you to take your car to Amco. Well, it's fine. Anytime that check engine light comes on, Eddie. Next time. I do know that. Take it to Amco. You're right. You know, when that check engine light comes on. Yeah. Amco will take you right in. No appointments. Well, that's cool. And they don't want to replace stuff, Eddie. Yeah. They won't fix it. That would be cool. I would appreciate that. They just won't fix it. Maybe they can fix you from siphoning out my gas. That's true. Maybe they could. Maybe they cut my hands off or something. You know what I mean? In some countries. That's all I'm saying. You know, Eddie, they honor almost all extended warranties. Oh, really? Mm-hmm. That's good. So everybody should take their car to Amco. In fact, if you're trying to remember what it is, it's Amco. It's known as Double A-M-C-O. From the Cricket Wireless Studios. This is the home of... That looks pretty good. Yeah, real good. Fresh. Sweet. KC. San Diego's rock. Mycricket.com slash San Diego. Mikey Show. It's another Mikey Dumb Chick Challenge. Sky, your two-point question is... Yeah? What was the name of the young boy who was friends with Winnie the Pooh? Oh, gosh. Confused face. Oh, gosh. Something just popped into my head. Oh, man. Xavier Roberts. Ah, yes.
That's the inventor and manufacturer of the Cabbage Patch Kid. What the heck? What happens in that? What happens in that? If we could get inside her mind, what would it look like in there? What would it be like in there? Lots of bright colors. Yes, a lot of bright colors. Hamster running on a wheel then taking a break to smoke some weed. The Mikey Show continues. Rock 105.3 Welcome back. It's 8-16. A man had to be airlifted to the hospital yesterday when he shot himself in the stomach during target practice on Otay Lakes Road. The big names continue to roll in Wimbledon. Roger Federer, Rafael Nadal, and the Williams brothers all won. No, wait a minute. I thought that those were sisters.
No, I saw the highlights. But they weren't skirts. I thought that that would mean... I thought it was a new fashion. They're Irish. I see. What about this? Now it's time for the YouTube clip of the day. Let me explain. Let me explain. The deal is that we've played this once before. It's great. It's great. It's an oldie but a goodie. Let me explain. African-American gentleman, he is a weatherman. And he is a bit, I don't know, maybe this is not fair. Eddie, you tell me. Is he effeminate? Very much so. He is effeminate. I didn't know if that was fair, and so I didn't want to be unfair. All you have to do is listen. I didn't want to be unfair. But as he is giving his weather report, a cockroach. Off camera. You can't necessarily see it. It's off camera, but he sees it. Okay. And he is, this was live television, by the way, and he is afraid of cockroaches. This effeminate African-American weatherman is afraid. I'm not sure he's afraid of it. I don't know if that's fair either, right? Is he afraid of them? Maybe we listen to the clip and we find out. Cut 20. And we should point out that the second half of the clip is like three hours later. Oh, that's right, because what happens is...
What happens is the cockroach comes back. The cockroach comes back. Cut 20. Be pushing across central Florida. So places like Orlando, Daytona Beach, the Cape Canaveral area, Vero Beach will be getting in on the heavier rainfall. And eventually I should. I'm so sorry, Bill. This is what just happened. That thing was crawling on my leg. Oh, God. If that for me. Live television. It's fantastic. It's fantastic. The initial reaction is the best. That initial addition. It's like he saw a corpse or something. Yes. A ghost. That is the craziest audio. He's really afraid of cockroaches. I want to be his best friend. Let's hear it one more time.
be pushing across central Florida. So places like Orlando, Daytona Beach, the Cape Canaveral area, Vero Beach will be getting in on the heavier rainfall. And eventually, I should can... I should can... I am so sorry, Bill. This is what just happened. That thing was crawling on my leg. It's okay. God, if that... Oh, my God. You're a man. Right off of me. Bill's holding him like a baby. Rocking back and forth. Rocking him. It's okay, darling. It's okay. That is so awesome. That's fantastic. I love that one. Would you guys like to play a game? Come on, dude. Yeah. Now it's time for P1 Password. Yes, it's time to play. Password. Yes, it's time to play. A-E is P1 Password. I'm going to draw two names out of a hat. Names are the people on the show. People on the show.
play with each other. And who's playing? Whoever's name I draw. The first two names... So everybody on the show can play. Well, except for Sean, right? Because Sean's got to run the sound effects. It'd be too hard. So everybody can play. So everybody else can play. So it means that we draw from a pool of six. Me, Eddie, Sky, Ashley, Boston Rob, and Roosevelt, Zethi, and Oates, the third junior Esquire MD. That guy? That's right. Here's the deal. Yeah. What is a prize? What do we have as a prize? We got those Hellboy 2 passes, man. Oh, I want to win that. I want to win that. That sounds sick. Go. There you go. You do? Easiest way in the world to do this. Yeah. I think I have a really simple way. And if it doesn't work, Eddie, you tell me. Okay. But if we just take a caller and we draw two names and you do it, they win. Right. It's that easy. Absolutely. It's that easy. It's just like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. P1 Ryan, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Ryan, is this the Ryan that we know? Wrong.
Yeah. It's P1 Ryan that we know. Oh, Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Okay, Ryan. I'm going to pull a name out of a hat. Are you ready? And then I'm going to pull another name and those two people will communicate with each other. First name I drew was Mike. That's you. That's me. That is you. You are Mike. That's me. And now I'm drawing another name and the name that I've drawn is Zach. Oh, dude. So, you're giving the clues and he's got a guess? Yes. Holy. So he can't wear his headphones, right? Can't wear his headphones. He can't hear the clip. Take your headphones off. And I would even say, yeah, Sky and Eddie try to get him as low as possible so he can't hear him. Now, the cool thing is, is that you people listening, you can hear the words Zeth can't. Yeah. And so I can give Zeth up to three different words to describe this word. And I got to get five out of seven right. He's got to get five out of seven right. That's it. You ready, Zeth?
Yeah. And here we go. Concrete. Cement. Concrete. Yep. Oats. Zethian. Roosevelt. Oats. That's it. Creek. Stream. Fish. Elephant. You guys, it's the funnest thing I've ever done in my life because it worked. Now, I'm so happy. You did good that time, Mike. That was perfect. You're getting better. Get me worried at creek. Yeah, dude, that was so tough, man. Yeah. The only word I didn't get was Creek. Creek was tough. Ryan, you won. Great. All right. Hang on the line. Next up, P1 Robin. Hey, what's up, Mikey? How's it going? It's going good, dude. Are you ready to see what people are going to be playing for you? I am ready. All right. I'm going to draw two names of people on the show, and those two people will communicate with each other. And here we go. The first name I've drawn is Ashley. Uh-oh.
I just got to buy a place. You got to give the clues. Oh, no. The next name I've drawn is Eddie. No! Dude. She's going to give the clues. Yes. So she's got to come in here. You got to come in here, Ash. You got to come in here, Ash. Okay. You got to come in here. Well, because you couldn't, if you don't have your headphones on, you can't hear her giving you the things. That's right. That's right. Hey, be smart. She's smart. Ashley has the most giant smile on her face. She's so excited. This is so uncool. All right, so Eddie cannot hear the clues, but everybody listening in the audience can hear the clues. I'm sorry, whoever I'm playing for. You're playing for P1 Robin. Robin, you're there, right? Yeah, I'm still there. All right, I'm going to put you on hold. Hang on. Zest's headphones suck. I can't even hear myself. I know it. You can wear Eddie's. I know it. You want to try Eddie's? Now, Ashley.
You have a minute and a half to get five out of seven. Hey, no messing around this time, dude. How many times is she allowed to pass? Twice. Twice. And she has to give single words. Be smart. Be smart. Here we go. You guys ready? Okay. Turn your brain on. Here we go. Fine. Here we go. Here we go. Painting. Drawing. Painting. Yep. Shutter. Window. Door. Ribbon. Gift. Wrap. Wrapping. Paper? No. Omelet. Mmm. Omelet. Yep. Warrior. Spartans. Gladiators. Mascot. Warriors. Yep. Dream. Sleeping. Rem. Dreams. Yep. Skillet. Cooking. Baking. Roasting. Stove. Oven. No. You guys were so close. So close.
So close. You know what it was, Eddie? It was so... Oh, dude, you were so close. It was skillet. Skillet. How many did they get? Four, right? They got four. But they had already passed twice. They had already passed twice. They were so close, man. Robin? What's up, Mikey? Sorry, man. So close. I got a suggestion for you. What is it? Instead of movie passes, you should give out Bluetooth headsets for all us drivers on the freeway. Dude. That's a great idea. What a killer idea. We should contact Cricket and see if they'll give us a bunch and we can give some away. That's a great idea, dude. Love it. I'm breaking the law to listen to you guys and play your game. Oh, no. That's a good idea, though, bro. Thank you, man. I appreciate it. Later, guys. Should we do one more? Only two left. There's only two left. Robin Skye. Robin Skye. Let's let them play. Let's let them play. Okay, we'll pick the name to see who.
Does what? Who does what? Okay, Stitch Lover, are you there? I am here. Okay, cool. Rob's got to come in here, right? Yeah, come in here, Rob. Skye and Rob are the only ones left. We'll see who's playing for who. Hang on the line, okay? Okay. All right. First name is the person that's going to be giving the clues. And that is Skye. You lucked out. You lucked out. All right, so Skye is giving the clues. Oh, no. We can do this. Okay, we got it, Rob. And Rob is trying to guess. Maybe the two most different people on the show. It's so true. This is going to be a mess. See, because Eddie and Skye can communicate without barely talking. Yeah. But who knows with Skye and... Like everything, I'm just going to guess ham. Rob! Oh, wait, wait, wait. We're on the same team, bro. Did I have to do that? Thank you. You can only pass twice. You can only pass twice. And you got to do three single words to get the word. Audience can hear. Rob can't. Here we go. Radiator. Car. Driver. Zeth. Overheat. Radiator. Yep. Knuckle. Knockout. Fist. Knuckles. Yep. Compass. Direction.
North. Lost. Circle. Yes. Rain. Weather. Sky. Say it. Clouds. Yes. Trash. Sky. Garbage. Disposal. Dumpster. Trash. Yes. I meant to say raw, but I didn't want to. The whole time he wanted to say ham. The whole time. Like his face right now. It hurts from the smile he had on his face. That whole time. Sky, you may be the best player at that ever. That was great. Holy cow, that was fun. How dare he? A stitch lover. You won.
That was so much fun to have Sky on my team. But I was, oh my. Oh, that was the best. I was fighting back. Like when you said lost, I had to go circle. Dear people of the world, The Mikey Show is on. But at what cost? At what cost? This is The Rock. Tonight, ABC Family presents a new original series starring Molly Ringwald. Only young once. You should be having a little fun. Discover a place where secrets are hard to keep. No, you didn't. You couldn't have. It wasn't fun and definitely not like what you see in the movies, you know, all romantic and stuff. One mistake will bring them all together. Are you having a baby? From the creator of 7th Heaven, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, premieres tonight at 8 only on ABC Family. Which company has the Better Business Bureau honored more than a dozen times in the past three years? Which company is consistently recognized for their ethics in customer service? Would you believe it's a used car company? If you've shopped at CarMax, you wouldn't be surprised. And now CarMax has been awarded the Better Business Bureau's International Torch Award for Marketplace Excellence. An award given out once a year to only two companies in North America. And we couldn't be more honored. Visit CarMax.com for directions to the store nearest you. CarMax, the way car buying should be. And now, a moment at the CarMax near you. So this used car is guaranteed?
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And he's going to get all dialed in. Yeah, I cannot wait, man. I have had the same mattress for easily 15 years. Are you serious? Yeah, 15 years. And so, you know, it's still in great shape. Shockingly, that thing is still in great shape. But it's time. It's time for a change. The wife, I have a very firm mattress and she hates it. Yeah. She's ready for a more softer one. Yeah. And I kind of am too. Like I've had back problems, you know, for a long time. So I'm definitely ready for a change too. So it's going to be really cool. Sky, firm mattress for you or soft mattress? Medium. Yes. Right in the middle. Yeah. Eddie likes a firm mattress. Well. You are going to be so happy when you get on that thing. Well, what's cool is that for people like us, you know, who have the different styles, they have what's called a sleep number mattress where you actually get to dial up the firmness on your side. That's cool. So it's really cool. Hey, if you've bought a mattress from Sleep Train and you really love the experience, please call us, will you? At 570-1053. But Sleep Train is your ticket to a better night's sleep. Now back to Mikey. My wife's name is Rebecca. I'm married up. Thank you very much.
I know I'm particular. Sky. I'd be injected with her. Sean. Kick the doctor in the face. Boston Rob. I'll support him for my whole life. I'll bleed for him. I don't care. I love my team. And Ashley. Not many things annoy me at all. The Mikey Show's on. Rock, rock, rock. 105.3. Oh, that's not what I thought. This song's called Hysteria. Oh. You thought it was what? Def Levin? Yeah. Oh. Put that in. What is this? News, dude. Go with it. Better than that funny boo music. That's the truth. Does he really? Every time he comes over to my house. Come on. Let's talk about the boo for a second. Please. If you don't like what the boo likes, he'll A, force it on you, and B, make you feel bad about it. Welcome to my world. He's still working on tomatoes and mustard. Get over it, bro. He doesn't like him. He comes over to my house.
And we'll have a group of people over there. And he'll make the group of people, it's like 20 people, listen to what he wants to listen to. And he likes that stuff? How does he know that music? He likes electronica and techno and weird crap. And he knows that stuff? He knows the music and everything? Yeah. You know how on DirecTV you get those XM channels? He knows all the channels. He goes, put on Emily. It's Ethel. Ethel, sorry. And I'm like, who are you talking about? And he knows the channel and everything. He goes, oh yeah, it's 804 or whatever. I am not gay. I never have been gay. For like two hours and we're like, dude, really? I tell him he needs to behave himself when we go out. Oh, and it's food too. You know, like we went to a massive dinner. Like he made the table. Everybody order French onion soup. And I'm like, dude, I don't want French onion soup. And he's like, dude, you're an idiot. I'm like, okay, well, I guess I'm an idiot. If you don't like what he likes, he hates you. That's right. Well, he knows what's good. Thank you. That's awesome. Oh, man. The bunny boo. He's something else. He's something else. That really stopped the room, didn't it? Everyone knows. I'm not sure about the haircut. I love it.
Speaking of Sky and Bunnyboo, have you heard about the married couple having sex for 100 days straight? Why is that speaking of? I don't understand. They just can't keep their hands off each other. This is a true story. There's a married couple that says that they wanted to, and they did, have sex for 100 days. Straight? 100 days straight, they couldn't miss a day, like, even if one of them was sick. Okay. Wow. That's just gross. Here's to swimming with bow-legged women. The husband actually had the flu at one point, and they considered not, you know, going for it, but then they said, nope, we're on a mission. What is, why? What's the point? Well, so I guess the husband is like a reporter or journalist, something, and so he went to a conference called Sex and Pop Culture because he had to cover it. And some dude at the conference was telling a story about how him and his wife had joined the 100-day club by not having sex for 100 days. Like, just their lives, whatever. They went 100 days without having sex. And so he came home and told his wife that story. And his wife was like, wouldn't it be great if we started a trend which is the opposite?
So they set out to have sex for 101 days straight. Oh, 101 days. I guess it's 101 days. Wow. And then they wrote a book about their experience and how it has helped their relationship. Now, here they are talking about what they learned. Cut 21. Well, I mean, we learned that you just have to do it. I mean, there's a lot. Sometimes you don't want to and you're not feeling the love, honey. No, no, that's true. Would you just kind of just get by? But when you force yourself to do it, I mean, you couldn't do this for the rest of your life, obviously, this 100 days idea. So it was exhausting? It was exhausting, yeah. But even just doing it for like a week, once in a while, pushing yourself through and say, you know what, I'm exhausted, I've been working all day, but let's just do it. You know, I think what we really learned is that we have to take care of each other more and to pay attention to each other in ways that we hadn't. Since our early days of marriage. Isn't it going to mess it all up if you're forcing it? That's what I would, my immediate reaction is, you know, I think it would have the opposite effect of like, you would kind of, uh, you wouldn't want to do it. Yeah. Build up resentment against sex. Yeah. Like, we gotta do it, dude. Like when? Day 53. Yeah. I don't like being forced to do anything. That is true. Even that, I think.
You know, I would like to talk to them and ask them, so after the 100 days, when did you guys do it again? Yeah, they said that they went a month. Really? They went a month without doing it, but they do say that it's had a lot of positive effects on their relationships. Like, whereas before, you know, when he would come home from work, they would, like, peck, and then that would be, like, the only time they'd be physical on a regular basis, you know? And now they like hug and caress like all the time and hold hands and put each other's hands on the knees and stuff like that. For real? Yeah. Now, after the month went by and they had sex again for the first time after the hundred days, do they say or not say whether or not they have sex more frequently now than they did before the experiment? I haven't read that, no. Great question. So I don't know. I'll have to get them on. That's a fascinating thing. Their book is called Just Do It. Is that trademarked? You're allowed to say that? I don't know. It's called Have It Your Way. I'd be so over it. Wanna get away? Wanna get away? Why does it be called that? They apparently learned a lot from the experiment.
And, yeah, I think it's kind of interesting. I'm not sure about that one. Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea. And even 30 days would be tough. 100 days. You're just tired. You're tired. Out of it. You just want to go to bed. Right? A month and 10 days. A month and a week. A little over that. Oh, no, no, no. Three months in a day. Oof. Oof. Overload. No. Three months in one week. Work it out. No, three months, one week, and one day. Well said. Three months, one week, and three days. No, because it's 101. So it'd be three months, one week, and four days. No way, Jose. If it's February. It'd be two and a half months, and then one week and a day. Ten days. Forget it. Well, then you're definitely out. Probably should forget it. All right. Let's see. He made her some food last night. She freaks out. He made his mother's chicken ricotta with steamed broccoli and brown rice. OMG, OMG, OMG. So good. All in caps. Stop it. She said that next week he told her that he will make her stroganoff. That's S-T-R-O. I don't want to know mine. G-A-N.
Stroke enough? Stroke enough. Apparently had enough. Are you stroke enough? Are you stroke enough to be my man? So gorgeous. And I will now read from Sean's email. I mean, besides Eddie. Yeah, Eddie's giving her a look right now. Are you kidding me with that? That's fine. That's fine. This is what Sean says. Sean says, I think I offended my Indian buddy at 7-Eleven. Oh, no. No. You guys know that he's made friends with the Indian guy at 7-Eleven. It's like they're really good friends. He doesn't know his name. He doesn't know mine either. He says, yeah, I think I offended my Indian buddy at 7-Eleven. He was joking that ever since he started at 7-Eleven, he's been losing weight. So I told him he needs to eat a Big Mac. Either that or get tested for cancer. What the hell? He says...
Sean says not funny, apparently. Not funny. Wait a minute, Terry Bradshaw, what do you think? Not funny. He says it's not funny. Terry Bradshaw says not funny. And Sean says, I thought we were good like that, but nope. You thought you and the 7-Eleven guy were good like that. You can make a cancer joke. Hey, you should get tested for cancer. Testicular cancer. You're weird, man. What did he do, Sean? What did he say? What did he do when you said that? He looked at me very confused. And he goes, you know I don't eat meat. So was he more offended by the Big Mac or the cancer? Well, I don't think he could really process the cancer, so he fell back to the meat thing. And I went, oh, yeah, well, I'm just joking. You know that I don't want cancer. Oh, no. Yeah, so, this is really weird. Yeah, there you go. Way to blow it. You guys will make up tomorrow. That's right. I hope so. Let's see. I love him so much. No, I can relate. This was an interesting story to me because...
I'm really interested as to when that World Trade Center site is going to be all redone with a new building and everything. And apparently it's behind schedule. Yeah, no, duh. It's still a big hole in the ground, right? Like that's kind of stupid to me. It's been seven years. Wow. It's been seven years. There's still a hole in the ground. Nicolas Cage is still buried underneath. Yeah, get him out of there. Get him out. But I mean. I would have thought that thing had been built for four years now. It's still a big hole in the ground. It's over budget, they say, and behind schedule. Yeah. How can it be over budget if you haven't built anything? Yeah.
What is the deal? Do they say? No, they don't give exact figures or whatever, but basically say, like you said, behind schedule over budget. It was originally due to be completed in 2011, and now they're going to have to rework the whole timetable and rework the whole budget because they're no way going to make 2011. That's irritating. Wow. I want it done. Popular Mechanics has a list of 25 skills every man should know. Okay, so how do you want to do this? Do you want to guess or do you want me to tell you and then we can debate whether you think that's right or not? Well, that would be the responsible thing to do. So let's do the other thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's guess. Oil change. Every guy should know how to properly make fun of Zeth. What else? Throw a Magnum PI mustache. Oil change isn't on there. Yes. Change oil and filter number 20. Pass gas. In a funny way. Build a roof. Burp the alphabet. Change the title. I know what every guy should know how to do. Don't you guys think that every dude should know how to do pumpers?
Stop it. I didn't. I didn't. It didn't. It didn't. It didn't. Oh, the cabbage patch. Every guy should know how to do the cabbage patch. Are you kidding me? Computer. What? The computer. All right, here's what the real ones are, I bet. Fix the computer. There's a couple computer ones on here. There's number two, which is protect your computer. And number 16 is backup. That's right. Use a gun. Shield. I'm going to say grill a steak. That's not on there? Change your oil. I already said that. Change your oil, right? I just thought of change your oil. Change your tire isn't on there. I'm so glad I thought of that oil change. Good one, Mike. It's your show. I don't know. What should guys know how to do? Shave. Put in a ceiling fan. This is popular mechanic. Frame a wall is number four. What? I don't even know what that means. What is frame a wall? Like you just stand there and you're like, I think that would look good. Like where you actually like, oh, check it out, guys. Like if you were going to have this room and you were going to put a wall up in the middle of it, you should know how to frame that out. No, you shouldn't. Which, you know, you put the piece of wood on the bottom, the piece of wood on the bottom, the piece of wood in between. Don't act like you're so cool. You have a husband who knows how to do it. Exactly.
I know what it means. Exactly. You guys don't even know what it means. If I was married to the boo, I would know too. The boo wrote this list. Yeah. The boo sent it to you. Make love to his lady. Oh, wow. Number one. Number one. Make love to his lady. Number one. This is popular mechanics. Yeah, duh. What's up, cowgirl? Fire a gun. Well, number 19 is clean a bolt action rifle. Holy cow. All right. Okay, then rope a steer. Yeah. That's stupid. That's a stupid one. Okay. Run with the bulls in Pamplona. That's what I'm talking about. Burn tires. Yeah, burn to do a burn. Do donut moves. Oh, yeah. Donuts. No. Come on. Huh? Race for pinks. Hang things. Fix the sink. Toilet. I almost thought that was going to be on there. Seriously, I thought race for pinks was good. Number seven. Shoot an apple off of somebody's head with a bow and arrow. There it is. Hang ten. Hang ten? Fix a clogged toilet. Pump it up. No. Whoa. Like ravioli. Yeah. I can beat it. Fine. Give me some. Okay. Number 25. You should know how to extend your wireless network. What does that even mean? What is that, Sean? It just means you...
Like, you put in another wireless router. You want to make it so that all of your house is covered instead of one portion of it. You did it? You did that? I'm a man. Well, with Sean's help, but I did it. It's huge. Number 24, fix a bike flat. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you stick a little pump in there. You pump it up. Way to go, Skye. We win. Number 23, paddle a canoe. Easy. Anybody can do that. Easy. Number 22, bleed your brakes. Excuse me? What does that mean? Bleed the flute up. Oh, I know. You uncover something and then you crush the brakes in. Bleed them real good. Bleed your brakes and drive. That's right. Inappropriate.
Okay. All right. Right into the sidewalk. Number 21, hook up an HD TV. What? Oh, come on. What is that? What's the difference? You just plug it in. Oh, plug in. Great. Real good. There you go. 20, change oil and filter. 19, clean a bolt action rifle. 18, mixed concrete. Yeah. It's real easy. Water, mix. Water, mix. Water, mix. I'm going to have it a certain consistency. I don't know. It's like pancake mix. Water, mix. I'm going to pour. A little pour and a little stir. Here, here, here, gray powder. Number 17. Wheelbarrel. Paint a room. Paint a room? It's getting easier. Even stupid girls can do that. Dude, my wife did that. Come on, Skye. She's a lady. Shut up. 16, backup data. 15, get a car unstuck. From what? Whatever it's stuck in. Yeah, I did that. Yeah, I did that. Number 14, maneuver a car out of a skid. Yeah, we know how to do it. Yeah, of course. Pump the brakes, Mike. Pump the brakes. Pump the brakes.
That's all you do, Nelson. Right here. Oh, how great would it have been to have been in the studio? Anything. Greatest. Almost over, Sky. And now P1s are freezing in slow motion in their car to do a one of the songs. To be our new national anthem. Yes. I agree. Pretty awesome. I second that. Pretty awesome. Okay, number 13, Filet-O-Fish. Yep, I can do that. I can eat one of those. I got one of those in Burger King. I love Filet-O-Fish. Number 12, perform CPR. What is it, Mike? 30 compressions, two breaths. There you go. Number 11, sharpen a knife. I know how to do that. A great rock. A great hair scrape.
A little tough. Electric sharpener. Great. I'm done. I plug it in. Great. Number 10, use a torque wrench. What's that? What's a torque wrench? You know what a torque... I know what it is. Remember the torque? Yeah, I know what it is. There's a wrench for that. I'm torquing out on you. Okay. Number nine, navigate with a map and compass. Oh, please. Tom, Tom, dude. Wait, wait, wait. Do you guys know how to do that? I think so. If I dropped you in the middle of nowhere with a map and a compass, you could get out of there? I think so. I could because of Bear Grylls. If I knew where I was. I could figure it out. If I have a watch on, I'm good. I don't even need a compass. I just look at the sun. I don't either. I risk watching the sun. Number eight, fix a dead outlet. I can do that. Yeah. You can? Yep. It's easy. How? Yeah. Well, I don't know if it's the same thing, but I mean, I know how to yank it out of there. Cut the wire and rewire it. You know those wires? Yeah. Number seven, build a campfire. Easy. Easy. Number six, back up a trailer. Oh, I can do that. Yeah, Eddie has experience with camping, right? My parents had a trailer. I would do it. Number five, retouch digital photos. Oh, I can do that. That I don't know that I can do. Number four was frame a wall. Number three, rescue a boater who has capsized.
Totally. Yeah, you get in a boat. You get in your yacht. Yes. Drive up next to him. You have Ramsey jumping down. Mike. Get in there. Get the hell out of there. Number two, protect your computer. And then number one is patch a radiator hose. Patch a radiator hose. What's up? I don't even know how to do it. She's 3,000 miles from my door. I'm only three from the ocean floor. So there's a guy that put his life on eBay. He basically sold himself on eBay. I'll tell you what this is about and play the audio of this guy. How much did he get? Why did he do it? All of that audio and the answers to all those questions coming up next. Our text number is 35253 and our phone number is 5701053. One more cool thing. He's in. This is The Rock. Turn that down.
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Yeah, not many people can say that. It's very rewarding. It's not the same thing day in and day out. So, yeah, it's just one of those really exciting jobs that pays really well, and you have that government security job. So, you know, hey, what else can we say? That's pretty awesome. Now, if people want to know more, I encourage them to go to borderpatrol.gov. And, hey, Todd, thanks for coming on, man. Thank you very much, Mikey. All right, we'll see you. Don't give up on dinner together. Pick up a KFC drumsticks and thighs bucket now with 12 moist and juicy pieces of that famous original recipe chicken for only $8.99. It's what they really want. Get KFC tonight. Get the family to the table and let the bonding begin. With KFC. Limited time offer at participating KFC restaurants. Prices may vary. Taxes and substitutions extra. Tonight, ABC Family presents a new original series starring Molly Ringwa.
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That's still a bit tight in some pockets here. Rancho Santa Fe Farms over to the 5 freeway. The 52, the 894 into the city westbound, all looking good for you. And the 5805 northbound out of the South Bay are also up to speed. 805 has a brief delay in your governor drive in the Golden Triangle, and then you're pretty much good to go. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. From the Cricket Wireless Studios, this is the home of the OZ. Back to the Mikey Show featuring Mikey. I picked my nose a lot. Eddie. I once played chicken. With a squirrel. I was Prudy McPrude for quite a while. I thought you lost your virginity at like 12. Sean. I'm very fair when it comes to tipping. Boston Rob. Everybody enjoys a good thumbs up once in a while. And Ashley. I'm a very messy person. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. Beach Blast. Be sold. 16. Well, today's the day the new hands-free cell phone law went into effect at midnight.
Padres break out their big bats and score seven runs in the ninth inning to beat Colorado 15-8. I was going to talk about this guy who put himself on eBay. His name is Ian Usher. And, Sky, I don't know any of this. So, explain. What is the deal? Why did this guy do this? What's it all about? Okay, so this is a guy who... He lives in Australia, and him and his wife broke up and got a divorce, and he was depressed and just decided he wanted to leave it all. So he figured the best way to do that would be to sell his life on eBay. His life includes his home, all his clothes, belongings, his cars, his toys, like motorbikes, whatever he's got, his job.
He's going to sell his job? His boss agreed to give whoever bought his life a two-week trial, and if the person's a good worker, then they'll get to keep the job. Do you know what he does? His friends. He does something with antique rugs or something. All his friends. You will get introduced to all his friends. So he put that all up, and you couldn't buy bits and pieces. You had to buy the whole life, and he put it up for bid on eBay. And all he wanted to take with him was his passport, wallet, clothes on his back, and that's it. Did he say, like, what his plans would be after he sold everything? Yeah, he would want to travel and donate some money to charity and climb the Eiffel Tower. So he would have dough. Yeah, that's what it says here. I don't know. I don't know what that means. Eiffel Tower. I don't know. He would take the money from the sale and use it to travel and donate a little bit and stuff like that. Now, I wonder how a Swimper one Swimper one would he physically have like would traveler's checks or a credit card like how would he a debit card how would he do it? Did he sell it? Skrill.
Well, it's weird because I didn't find the final bid. You know, everything was valued at about $500,000, like the home and the car and all that stuff. But one of the highest bids was $2.2 million. What? But you know on eBay some of those bids can be paid. So I don't know what the final figure is. You're allowed to put bogus things on eBay? I thought you'd get in trouble. Well, yeah, you're not allowed to. Execution, I thought, is like the penalty is the execution. That bit was by Lonely Oats at Yahoo. Lonely Oats. What is up with that guy? Oh, man. What's up with that guy? Oh, man. The pointing. The laughing is really bad. The laughing is bad enough. Eddie points. Oh, man. While doing it, it's pretty. It's really bad. Those handed hands. So here is the dude, Ian Usher, on Good Morning America, cut nine. It was a little bit of a sad start to the story. I separated from my wife two and a half years ago now. So I'm in a house that was being built for the pair of us, and I'm surrounded by the furniture that we shared in our previous house. This is a moving on process for me. Didn't she say that she thought this was mental?
What you were doing? She did. Yeah, that was one phrase she used. And she did wish me good luck with it, though, as well. So P1 Ryan just IM'd me and said that he got $380,000. Really? Life. Huh. Yeah. And what is he going to do? You know, because the money will run out. And then what? I guess start a new life somewhere. He said everything reminded him of his ex-wife. All the house, the furniture, the friends, all of it. What would we do if we had a few hundred K and we got dropped in Cleveland, Ohio? We had to start a new life. Go to the first radio station. No, I would travel. Yeah, maybe that'd be the deal, you know? Because you don't have to have a ton of money to travel. Stay in hostels and stuff like that. What about when you run out? When did you see that movie? When did you see Hostel Eddie? Fun. You could get a job there, maybe. Whatever.
That's really expensive there. You'd run out of your money quick. Where would you stay? It's one of the most expensive places. You could camp on the beach. No, you could find a place that probably isn't that bad. How much are we talking? Let's say it's what Dude had. $380. You could go to a tropical place, get a job. It would have to be Hawaii for me because there's no way I'm leaving America. I don't want to use money that's red. Stop it. Okay. I mean, our money has like purple. Weird. You're not a fan of that. Go there. I go to what I do for make money. I'd work at my mama's fish house and clean dishes. Oh, yeah, right. Maybe. You did that. No, Ashley's right. You don't even do that now. I know. Ashley's right. I would not do that. Bring in a dishwasher. I don't know what I would ever do for work. Eddie, what would you do for work? Maybe become like a professional fisherman.
What are you talking about? You would hate that. How? Out on the roaring ocean? Out on the roaring ocean? Dude, have you seen... I want to be a forest ranger. I'm not kidding. Okay. You want a little bit of danger? But you hate nature. What are you talking about? Why would you ever think that? Because there were dolphins. jumping on the screen and you were pretending like you were shooting them. That's how you fish. That's how you fish. Sky's eating. That's how we used to fish. I would love to be that. You could just bartend wherever you went. Mike, you could sell chicklets maybe. See what he's saying. I get it. Hey, Rob, it could be like Tom Cruise and that other dude in Cocktail. That's what I'm saying. That guy is always going to be other dude. That's all right. P1 Clark, are you there? Yeah, go ahead. I'm just thinking, does the guy want to take a vacation and then time the Eiffel Tower? Because it sounds like to me if he wants to time the Eiffel Tower after experiencing a really good vacation.
That's almost like committing suicide after finishing off everything he wanted to do in his life. Yeah, why is he doing it that way? Guy's got a point. I don't know. Clark kind of has a point. It's a strange way to go about it. What would you do, Clark, if you had 380 and you had to just start life right now with no car, no place to live? No sex alive. What would you do first? I would ride the Virgin Islands and buy a boat. Virgin Islands, buy a boat. That's it? The Virgin Islands. Why there? It's beautiful. Because it's just such a laid-back lifestyle down there. I think I like that. Not the Virgin Islands, though. Not for me. That's like red money. That's red money. I don't want no other language. I don't want people frying bananas and stuff. I don't want any of that. I don't want that. Dude, it's so different. That's why. It's so different. Your life is going to be different. I know, but if it's in Hawaii, at least it's different. But it's so expensive.
Coconut way, not like fried banana way. Coconut, I get that. I totally understand. Pineapple, totally. Pineapple and ice cream, I get it. Rum, bananas. Yeah, fried rum, bananas. I don't get it. I don't understand. I'm America's sweetheart. When I moved out here, that's kind of what I did. I was doing like door-to-door sales. I was taking anything I could do. Imagine that guy showing up at your door. Don't you remember that? The Apprentice and he would come in here all dressed up and like a button up. Well, his version of dressed up. Hey, hey, hey, you watch your mom. That's all I could afford. Do you remember that? Oh, I do. You suck. He looks like a model for a JCPenney catalog. Just clip on time. Oh, it's the worst selfie. Exactly. I didn't care. Looked like you were selling portraits at Sears. Yeah, that's pretty much what I was doing. Pack of cigarettes rolled up in a shirt. No front pocket. Gotta be classy. Gotta be classy. Wow. When we met him, had he just come out here? Yeah, dude. I had just moved out here. I got turned on to the show from something. I forget what it was. And I was looking for any kind of job. I was doing that crappy door-to-door sales thing. It's so weird, man, because he's like our brother. Yeah. And it's just weird to like, when he started saying that, my mind was like...
Oh my goodness, we didn't know Rob at one point. Dude, for a whole two months, I couldn't find a job. No one hired me. God blessed your life, dude. Look at where you are. I heard about The Apprentice, and I was about to go back home, and I had a two-hour conversation with my dad. Because I had a solid job. I was a foreman on a landscape company. I had a promotions gig at night at a radio station. In Boston. In Boston. Two solid jobs, and I just saved up like $1,500, picked up, and left. Why? No way, Jose. It's called Warrants. At that point, the Sox hadn't won the series. That's true. After the all three heartbreak, I was like, what am I sticking around here? I'm leaving. I'm a Fairweather fan. Why did you leave? Why did you leave? Dude, that winter before, I couldn't take the winters anymore. My plow... I wasn't looking forward to... My plow truck was breaking down. I hated, like, the hours I was working. My plow truck was breaking down. Dude, that whole winter, we had a horrendous winter, and every time I went out, there was something wrong. So I was at, like, three in the morning. Who'd you know in San Diego? No one? Who did you... Why did you pick San Diego? Because the beach... You just randomly went, I'm going to pick a city. I found somebody on Craigslist.
I said, hey, will you hold the room for me? I'm going to give you guys some money. I came out here. I didn't know. I said, you know what? If it doesn't work out, I'm going to come back home. And the night I was supposed to come back home, I talked to my dad and he said, you know what? I'm going to give you like 500 bucks. Let's see what you can do. Because I was broke. I was out of money. No one would hire me. I was doing that door to door sales. Don't you have respect for that? No, I am mad at you now. After all that and your dad gave you money. You overslept in the apprentice contest. You remember that? And got kicked out. Dude, I had a huge drinking problem. And the two people that were in the contest were like, one of them was bartending. He was like, oh, free drinks, free drinks, free drinks. It was four in the morning. And I'm like, we're going to be up in like an hour and a half. Let me tell you. Cry me a river. I'm not crying you a river. I got a disability. It's called alcoholism. Let's laugh at that. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Get out of here.
Cry me a river, d***. No, I was on my last leg. And I was like, why am I even trying to do this? I got two solid jobs back in Boston. Great story. Compelling and rich. We were doing this contest, The Apprentice. Get mad at me. I'm sorry I got alcoholism in my jeans. I'm not mad at you. That's great. That's great. Did I mention 03? I quit this, b***h. We did this contest, The Apprentice. And we said, we are going to have this contest and somebody will work for the radio station. And Boston Rob was in it. Second we met him, we fell in love with him. But he was such a, he was so great, but he couldn't, he was such a flake. We couldn't get him to come in here. From the very beginning, we said, this guy's probably a no brainer. It was almost going to be hard to have somebody, but he came in third. He won like the first two contests. I mean, he was great on the air. Everything about him, we loved him. He had that crazy look. Yeah. And then... What? Laugh out loud. The one rule was you can't ever miss a day. Yeah. Yeah, he did. So we kicked him out. He came in third place. Was that the one? Top three. That was Levi. Yeah. Yeah, we see Levi. Yeah, we see him. I heard. Do you guys still see him? The guy that actually won. He does the karaoke at Canes. Really? Yes.
So you guys still see him? We've seen him in the past two or three weeks that we've gone to Babes in Bikini at Kane's. Is he cool? Is he cool? Oh, yeah, yeah. Everything's good? He's a great guy. Yeah. He's real nice. I was singing Edwin McCain in the car this morning. I was thinking about him. It's funny because, yeah, yeah, well, you know what I'm saying? Anyway. Yeah. Good job, Rob. Thanks, I guess. Let's see. You think this is abuse? You can't take this. How can you take the abuse you get on a sit? Oh, man. Put the coffee down, Rob. Put that coffee down. Coffee is foreclosers. Go to lunch. Go to lunch. Will you please? See this watch? That watch costs more than your car. You know what it takes to sell real estate?
It takes brass balls to sell real estate. It takes brass balls. See this, Rob? You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch. Always be closing? Yep. Get the bricks, pal, and beat it because you are going out. ABC. Always be closing. Always be closing. Always be closing. I want to take our wholesale department. Bye. And memorize that script and have him come in, and I'll just do the whole speech, you know? I'll pay for it. Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight. I drove an $80,000 BMW. Oh, my goodness. That's terrible. Vincent Murray. Oh, he's an awful person in that movie. That was amazing. You see, pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. He's terrible. He's right, though. On the extras to that movie. they have this interview with Alec Baldwin. He says, I could never play that character today. He said, when I played that character, at the time that I played that character, I was that guy. Wow. He said, he goes, if I read that script today, I could never do it because I just, I can't relate to it at all. He said, but at the time he was young, he was mean. And that role is he goes into the sales office. Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross. Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross.
He goes into a sales office where they all sell real estate and they're terrible. All these salespeople are terrible. So they call him in because he's from the company, but he's successful in the company. And the company is a terrible company. Terrible. So he comes in and he's going to give them a pep talk. Now, this is what's interesting about this character. The character, Glengarry Glen Ross, is a Broadway play. We saw it in Broadway. We saw it on Broadway. It's a play. My wife fell asleep during the play. Which is ridiculous because it was fantastic. Does that mean it's a musical? No. It's a play. And what they did was they made it into a movie. That Alec Baldwin part is not in the play. What? And it never was. It was never in that. Isn't that like a main part? It's a really great part. It's an amazing part. It's only 10 minutes though. It's not like crucial to the plot or anything. That's all he was in it. That's it. And so the part was offered to Al Pacino. And Al Pacino said, no. And so they offered it to, actually the way that it went down is they offered Alec Baldwin the role of Ricky Roma, the part in the movie that Al Pacino plays.
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I'm like, hey, dude, we're not on the air. Stop weeping. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. Done making movies and wants to go back to doing stand-up comedy. Tiger Woods talks about his surgery, says his knee has been sore for 12 years and not sure when he's going to return. So I heard that Eddie Murphy's made 50 movies. I was like, yeah, I remember like four of them and they're all not very good. Can you believe that? 50 movies. Over 50.
I said that when we came back, I wanted to tell you about this. You remember this story in Texas. I don't really want to play the part where you hear a couple of people murdered. No, I don't. I don't. But the guy's name is Joe Horn. And he lives in Texas. He called 911 because there were two people burglarizing his home. And he grabbed his shotgun. He went outside against the advice, by the way, of the 911 operator. Because the burglars were fleeing at the time. The 911 operator was saying, you know, don't go. Yeah, the cops are on their way. Now, wait a minute, Sky. I thought that they started fleeing when they saw him with the gun. Is that not the deal? Well, yeah, but he's wanting to shoot them as they're fleeing. It's not like they were attacking.
attacking him at the time or his life was in any sort of danger at the time. But like you guys explained to me when we first talked about the story, I guess in Texas, you can shoot someone if they're on your property. It's called the castle law. Dude, you can shoot somebody anywhere. Well, the deal is, is that a man's home is his castle. Yeah, dude. I live in an apartment, right? Studio. I understand, bro. But you want to know something? You know what, dude? Just because I live in a $450,000 condo doesn't mean anything. Yeah, dude, that's real cool. All right, I get it, dude. Got it pimped out real nice. Hey, listen, man. Zebra stuff all over the place. Let me tell you something, dude. Your apartment is your castle, bro, okay? Yeah, dude. Castle's where the heart is. I don't even have a bed, dude. I sleep on my couch. You want to know something, dude? That's the most comfortable couch ever. Yeah, dude, great. That's all I'm saying. It's a comfortable couch. Thanks. Your home is what you make of it. Whatever, dude. Did I mention that I went to the University of Texas? Yeah, dude, you did. Okay, dude. I went to Holy Cross. Hook him, bro. I'm a longhorn. Holy Cross, there's nothing wrong with that institution, dude. I understand that they have a really, really incredible... Yeah, dude. Oh, that got him. Don't condescend me, all right? No, dude, I'm not. I'm just saying. They've got a wonderful program. I forget what it is. Program of what? I'm out on you, bro. Come on, dude. You're like my brother. No.
these guys, when a guy goes outside, burglars are trying to get in. He's got a shotgun and two guys end up dead. He's on the phone with 911 when it happens. And as you know, when stuff like this happens, the law, it takes a long time for it to move through the courts and all this stuff to happen. And Skye, what happened? Well, it went to court. Yeah, it went to court and apparently these guys or this guy. Yeah, because I mean, he murdered them, right? Yes. But he's been cleared. Really? Really? He's been cleared. Here is a reminder of what happened. Cut 12. Get the law over here quick, man. One of them's in the front yard over there. He's down. We always run down the street. I had no choice. They came in the front yard with me, man. I had no choice. Somebody over here quick, man. I don't know. I mean, we weren't there. We hear it, but we don't know really what, like, where were they? What were they? You know, the whole thing. Like, were they?
Because we weren't there. The only one that was there was him. But there was one thing that we do know is that dude was angry. Well, it seemed like he was itching to shoot him. Like, he felt like it was his duty to shoot him. He's from Texas. He's from Texas. But anyway, yeah, he was cleared on it. And it's probably because of that castle law. Probably. Stained is going to have a new record out pretty soon. And this is Aaron Lewis talking about it. Cut 13. It's a departure from the last record, which I'd like to think was a departure from the record before, and so on and so forth. Probably the most musical record that we've made yet. A lot more effect-y experimentation, and a lot more textures with vintage instruments and vintage amps. There's definitely some different flavors on this record. Speaking of, Sky has new releases that are coming out. New video games out this week. We have Guitar Hero Aerosmith. Here we go, Rob. For an Xbox 360, Wii, PS2, PS3.
There you go, Rob. It sounds good. Let's do this. Hey, Rob, you can learn how to play guitar with Guitar Hero. Yeah, Rob. It should be really great. There's 41 different songs on Guitar Hero. Rob hates Guitar Hero. Dude, it is the... All right. Can I just say something? Can I just say something? Listen. Listen to me real quick. All right? All right? Okay. Check this out. I go to the fair about two weeks ago and they got this rock tour 2008 thing where they set up guitar. Band, I think it is. Rock band. Rock band. Who cares? Whoa! They set this up, and they let people go up and test it out, and they had... Some chick on fake drums, guy on Little Elmo plastic guitar, and then a lead singer. And it was the most horrific. It was like karaoke gone bad. That must have bothered you so much. So the second I seen it, the second I seen it, you know who's cheering like a jackass in the back. I'm like, yeah, man, rock out to that. Whatever they were playing, Aerosmith or something. Dude, it was the most.
Boy, guy up there, dude, he wasn't having fun. You got to heckle him. They look like a bunch of clowns. I got an idea. He hates it. He hates it. He hates rock band. If I had a lot of money, I'd buy them all off the shelf and set them all on fire back to radio station. Why do you hate it? Why do you hate Guitar Hero? Because it's stupid. You know what? I'm starting to teach myself how to play the piano. But you don't even play guitar. Why do you care if other people play the piano? Yeah, why? It's like I would understand if you played guitar, but you don't. My brother does. Yeah, but you don't. So you're offended on his behalf? My brother does. My cousin does. Sweating hair. I'm just saying all these kids are lazy with their guitar heroes. I'm so stupid. Where are my midgets? My kid, if my kid ever wants that, he's getting spanked and he's going to his room where there will be a real guitar. And I say, learn that. What's a rum? Yeah, so there's 41 tracks. What trips me out is they're not... They're not... They're not all Aerosmith songs. They're not? No. Then why is it called that? I don't know. Like, I looked, you want to see the track? That's weird. Yeah, I don't... I don't know what that's all about.
I've never played Guitar Hero. You think this is abuse? You can't take this. How can you take the abuse you get on a sitch? Is this all songs from it, Stan? Yeah, that's the track listing from the game. And you know how it's like broken down in categories. I guess it's like the different levels, you know, and the better you do, you get to the next level. It's fun. It's fun. It's so stupid. I mean. Yeah, the first levels, Mott the Hoople, Aerosmith, Cheap Trick. and three more Aerosmiths. I don't know why there's any need to get upset. He somehow equates the game with people actually thinking they're playing guitar. Dude, these people at the fair, they thought they were in a real band. I'm like, how's your life over in make-believe land? How is that? What's that life? People that play like... Wii tennis or like... Sure. I mean, they're idiots because they don't play Wii. No, they're jerks. I said, you're a lob. They deserve to be heckled. You play Madden. I don't know. That's what I'm saying. Go ahead. Shut up the Wii, General Saw. Come over and heckle you. No problem. Okay. No problem. Huh? The guy gets upset. Hot head. Hot head. Hot head. I got no problem coming in hot. I got no problem. I got no problem. I got no problem finishing my sentences. I got no problem coming in the podcast. A mini mini. Thank you. Yeah, let's go to the next one.
Yeah, let's do that. We have Hail to the Chimp on Xbox 360 and PS3. I want it. That sounds fun. Braid for Xbox 360. That's news to me. Pirates vs. Ninjas Dodgeball for Xbox. Finally. That sounds awesome. Why don't you just play real dodgeball with Pirates and Ninjas? I'm getting in my kitchen today, pal. Yeah. Won't you really be an astronaut? Yeah. is close. What's wrong with that? Huh? What's wrong with that? They're a bunch of ninjas and pirates and they have a dog again. A real man would go get real pirates. Okay. We also have Talesman for the Xbox 360 and PS3 and then finally...
Cabela's Monster Bass for PS3, Xbox 360, and Wii. It's fishing bass. Alright, new music out today. We got quite a few. We have John Mayer, Where the Light Is. John Mayer live in Los Angeles. iTunes from iTunes gift certificates probably for one more album. That'll probably be it. How great was that? That was great. Love it. I love John Mayer. Yeah. Also out today, we have G-Unit with TOS. Terminate on site. Oh, hell. I can see my car right now. I'm black. Get it, Eddie. I'm black and I'm proud. Do you know anything about chocolate? Oh, please. That's the chocolate I'm talking about. It's in my blood. I'm black.
My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable. And I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Thank you very much. That's Mike Tyson, ladies and gentlemen. Good one. That got strange. That sounded just like 50 Cent to me. It sounded just like what? 50 Cent is indeed. You're so cute. Yeah. That is so sweet. Never mind. You're adorable. No, you're dead on. You're dead on. You're dead on. Streetwise black man. Why do they call it G-Unit? It's like Sting and the police. It's like listening to the police and going, that sounds like Sting. In that situation, the police came first and he went solo and he was known as Sting. They do them both at the same time. It's like tool in a perfect circle. Sometimes people have side projects. Is G-Unit real different from 50? It's not the same to me. Usually they're different. They sound real different. What did he want to get out artistically in G-Unit? That was 50 Cent's verse, you know, but like, you know, when the other people come in and then they sing. Oh, I gotcha, I gotcha, I gotcha. George Bush doesn't care about black people. I gotcha. It's real good, bottom line. Barbershop. Yeah. Yeah, it's a barbershop quartet. All right, from the high school musical movies, we have Vanessa Hudgens with her solo album, Identified. So are you ready to just eat? Just wait for the hook, okay? Catchy, I can't.
I have to admit, that's catchy. I wouldn't buy it, but while it was going on, I was enjoying it. I thought, oh yeah, that's real catchy. Yeah, that album's probably going to sell a lot because those high school musical fans are crazy. Yeah, I wouldn't buy it and listen to it in the car, but while it was happening right now, I was like, yeah, I'm kind of enjoying the catchiness of this. I don't know any of this. The song is called Sneaker Night. I don't want to know what it's called. That'll ruin it for me to know what it's called. Give me a break. That diminished it. I just want to think it's called... Okay, with a new album out today, we have the Los Lonely Boys with Forgiven. I'm not kidding you. Every time I hear it, I'm like, oh, I'm hearing the band that's playing at the wedding reception. Right? Every time I hear Los Lonely Boys, I'm like, oh, it's the wedding reception band. And I'm like nudging the person next to me. I'm like, hey, who'd you guys hire? And then you're like, oh, they're playing the same song over and over again. That's cool.
I need more wine. That's who they are. That's what they're called. Oh, gosh. Okay, also with the new CD out today, we have My Chemical Romance with The Black Parade is Dead. Just because you're not in, other people are in. There's nothing out by pro. Yeah, it's all live versions. Oh, man. Idiots. Didn't they do that to McCain when he was in prison in the Ho Chi Minh jail cell? Seriously. They played my chemical romance over and over. It was a nightmare. Those Vietnamese were terrible to him. You want more McCain? That's fine. Mommy don't. Mommy don't. Mommy don't. Mommy don't. Mommy don't. Mommy don't. Mommy don't. Mommy don't. Mommy don't. Mommy don't. Mommy don't. Mommy don't. Mommy don't.
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He will be fined and suspended. That's right. It's maybe the most uncool thing he's ever done. That is true. All of those things said are true. Yeah, true facts. Are true factual things. They are facts and they are true. We have new DVDs that are going to be released today. What does DVD stand for, Sean? Digital Video Disc. Thank you very much. Oh, Sean, you're so smart. Oh, my gosh. You're so smart. I'm sorry they're being that way, Sean. Alright, new on DVD today, we have Vantage Point with Dennis Quaid, William Hurt, Sigourney Weaver, Forrest Whitaker. I'll check that out. Sigourney Weaver of, of course, the Alien franchise. Sean, what's your favorite Alien movie ever? Mike, Alien 3. I mean, come on. Is that the one with Winona Ryder? Of course it is, Eddie. No, it's not. Of course it's the one with Winona Ryder.
No, it's not. That's four. Okay. Three was the one where she got trapped on the prison planet. Oh, yeah. That was actually very good. Of course. Alien's the only good one. That's true. That is 100% true. What else, Skye? Also out today, we have Drillbit Taylor. Owen Wilson. Anybody? He becomes like a bodyguard for some little kids. Dude, I thought that was still in theaters, for real. Seriously, didn't that come out like... I thought it didn't go so well. I thought that came out like last week. We have Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns with Angela Bassett. Put that one in my queue. Yep, definitely. This one, who you'll want to add, Eddie? Best look ever. My Blueberry Nights with Nora Jones and Jude Law. That's a movie? Yeah, write it down. Nora Jones, the singer? Yes. Eddie almost threw something at Sky. That's her acting debut. Just missed her. Which are we supporting, by the way?
All right, TV shows to DVD. We have Mad Men, season one. The Closer, the complete third season. Oh, Eddie. Oh, nice. Eddie just gave me the sky face and pointed at his watch as if to say, we're lame. Whatever. Walker, Texas Ranger, the fifth season. Oh, that was the best one. Tyler Perry's House of Pain, volume two. And 30 days, the complete second season. Got it. Which is awesome, Eddie, right? It's a great show. It's a great show. It's a great show. It's not the same thing every week. It is. They get two people that disagree with each other, and by the end of the episode, they feel great. Oh, yeah, I agree with you. No, did you watch last week? I agree with you. No, no. That didn't happen last week, Eddie. We were best friends now. That didn't happen last week. That lady wasn't her last week. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. She's a jerk because she believes in her own. Yes, because gay people she doesn't think should adopt, and that makes her a jerk. She's a jerk because she has different morals. A different opinion. Yeah. Let me have rid of you, lady. Hey, it's a great show. It is. I've seen it. I think that me and Skye should be on it. We should have to live in each other's houses. What's our issue? What's our main focus? Life. Life, yes. We don't need one main issue. Libby conservative. Ugh.
And everything else we believe in will fall into place under those two things. It could be anything. Food. Imagine her eating at your house for a month. She would be so happy. He could eat at my house for a month. I probably could because of Bunny Boo. Good cook. I'll make you peanut butter and jelly on an English muffin for dinner. Is that what you had last night? No, the night before. What did you have last night? That, by the way, was a... stab directly into the heart of the boo right now. She was trying to let him know right there. Hey, thanks for the peanut butter sandwich for dinner on Sunday night. No, he had something planned and I didn't want it. I wanted an English muffin with peanut butter and jelly. And then a chocolate banana. God, a gourmet cook lives in the house. Are you nine? But last night, he made up kebabs. What did you have last night? Like Pop Rocks? No. Captain Crunch? He made kebabs. He made kebabs with the homegrown veggies our friend ZZ gave us. By the way, why did you take all of those home? I was so excited. Real nice. Well, because nobody else in the office was going to take any.
ZZ comes out. He's like, I got all these fresh organic vegetables. I got a whole box of them. Go in and help yourself. And I run it. I'm like so excited. And he's like, sky took them all. Say a word in contemplation. I'm sorry. Everyone that was in the office was like, no, I don't think I'm going to be able to use them. They're going to go bad. First I'm hearing of this. vegetables. Who cooks them every night? Me! I used them all. I'm sorry. They were really good. What were they? What kind of ham? He had cherry tomatoes. He had a whole variety of peppers. Some crazy squashes. Did you get the pictures I sent you in my garden? Some basil. Oh, some carrots. Okay. Sounds really delicious. I actually have the squash left. I'll bring it for you tomorrow. Will you really? Just bring me one. I promise. I just want to try his... I'm sorry. If I would have known you would have wanted some, I definitely would have shared. 570-1053 is the phone number. Yeah, look what's going on since we planted. Isn't that great? I got to send you these. Have you guys seen my garden? Yeah.
It's blowing up. Is it? Yeah. Are you going to bring some stuff in for us? Yeah, for sure. Nice. Got some hot pepper, Sky. Oh, hello. What kind of peppers? Like serranos? They're supposed to be super hot Thai chili. Yeah, I'm going to have some heirlooms soon. I'm in on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What else do I have? I got fresh thyme, fresh oregano, fresh onions. What else? Avocados. Yeah, yeah, but they're going to take a while. Dude, those onions, you see, like, my husband was crying last night. Like, I don't know if they were extra potent, like, what was going on, but it was nuts. Were they good? Extra fresh. Yeah. What did you put them in? Kebabs. We make kebabs. Were they red or white? Yeah, red onions. Good? Yeah. I have an extra one you want me to bring to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 570-1053. Mikey Show, hello. Hey. Hey. Hey, what's up, dude? What's up?
Just wanted to say I'm 29 days sober today. Nice. Yeah. Congrats. Yeah, thanks. Hey, I had a question. Yeah. Where has Mikey's gay iPod been at? The gay pod? The Mikey gay pod? Yeah. I just haven't done it in a long time. Yeah, we could do it. Yeah, it's like I'm sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for that. Is that right? Wow. All right, dude, thanks. That was P1 Sanjaya for the record. Mikey's show. He is a gay man. He's not. He's actually straight. Go ahead. P1, A-O, man. What up? A-O. How y'all doing today? What's up? Yo, yo. What up? Eddie. What's the word, kid? Eddie. Chill out. Chill out. Eddie always does it. I don't know. Shout out to you, dude. What's up? Stop it with that. Come on. What you got? Hook it up, Eddie. Hook it up. Do it. Yo, P1 Uncle Albert hit me up, Ashley, and told me that me and you share the same birthday, so I wanted to shoot you a happy birthday. Oh, sweet, Ayo. Shoot. Happy birthday to you. Thank you very much, Ayo. I appreciate that. I mean, are you just supposed to say dang randomly? What you mean? Like, out of nowhere, you're just like, dang. What you mean? Mikey Shell, last call. Bring us home. What kind of beating is Sky taking all the vegetables?
that was there in the office and they all said I could have them. Rob and Seth don't even have stoves. Well, that's what they said. And you're moving so you're emptying your cupboard. They were like, what's a vegetable? Well, it was on Friday and what, I should leave them to rot in the office all weekend? I'm a refrigerator in there, you know. But you saw me when you were going to your car. Veggie couple. These bad boys on the side of the road. You know what this is running on? Veggie juice. How are you? That's lunch hour today. The Mikey Show is out late. I'm out.