The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 07/03/08

2:53608. Former Charger Steve Foley's lawsuit against the city of Coronado and the cop who shot him is now over after they decided to settle out of court. Double bad news for the Padres. Not only do they lose to the Rockies 8-1, but they lose catcher Michael Barrett after he breaks his nose off a foul ball. Welcome. Today's like our Friday because, you know, the deal is that we are off tomorrow for the 4th of July and I I would say mildly concerned that I did not get my Johnsonville Brats yesterday. Eddie's eyes just got big. Eddie's eyes just got big. And that worried me too. I was hoping Eddie would give me the, you're probably still okay, but he didn't. He gave me the, you might not be okay look. It's tomorrow. Okay, so I want Johnsonville Brats for 4th of July. Yeah, it's a popular item.

4:25I am going to try to get some today. Almost went by because I didn't have much time. I thought, well, maybe I could just throw them in the cereal aisle to hide them until I can come back and I have time. That would be okay. Until I have time, you know, until I have time. Anyway, so welcome to the program. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 38, and Chantel's with us today because we do Battle of the Sexes, and she's going through the same shock that Eddie and Skye went through yesterday with the... With my mustache being gone. Yeah, I like it. That's right. I don't know, 720. That's right. I know, it will take you some time. Skye, is it any easier today than it was yesterday, or is it still hard? No, it's definitely not. No, I figured it'd still be hard for you. Yeah, like I saw you this morning, I was like, oh yeah, forgot about that. Forgot about that guy. Yeah, forgot about that stranger.

5:25Let's see. Let's go around. We're going to introduce everybody and then we're going to get this thing started. And you might as well start calling. Get them lined up. You know what I mean? 570-1053. Call us right now. Beginning and end of every show. Open phones. You can call about anything you want to. And we want to hear from you. Just call up and hang with us. Just be our friends and just remember it's a safe place. Friends. Let's see. I introduced myself. Eddie is our producer and our sports guy. He is 35 years of age. Skye is our news girl. She is 30. Shawnee O'Boy is our sound effects man, and he is 38 years of age. Ashley is our assistant producer. She is 25. Happy birthday. I'm so sorry. Belated. Belated. That's not my eyes. It's fine. Boston Rob is our phone screener, and he also does songs for us. Now it's been a while since one has dropped.

6:25but you never know. He could drop one on us at any moment. Looks like he's done some hair stuff. We'll get to that. Yeah. Cute. I have a theory on that too. You do, Eddie? Oh, I love your theories. They're my favorite. He's got good theories. And then there is Roosevelt, Zethian, Oates, the third junior Esquire, MD. He is of 23 years of age. Uh, so yeah, give us a call. We want to talk to you. Uh, Don't forget, next week is going to be a short week for us as well. Because next week, I get surgery on Thursday. So we'll be out Thursday and Friday. The following week is vacation. I just want you to know. Eddie's going to Maui. Yeah, well, hey. Maybe we could turn Wednesday into Friday. I love it. That'd be nice. Oh, no. That'd be nice.

7:24I mean, yay. Yeah. It's going to be a while. No. I like it when Eddie insults, then fist bumps, and they go for it immediately. Because they're not thinking, so they give the fist bump. But that time, she didn't. She did not fall for it. She's falled for it a lot. Is that right? Falled for it? Yeah. That's proper grammar. And, yeah. So I just want, oh, and then the week after our vacation, we'll be broadcasting from, well. I will be broadcasting from my house. The rest of this show will be here. We'll all just crawl into bed together. I won't be broadcasting from bed. I won't be broadcasting from bed. I will not be broadcasting from bed. And I'm going to be using a different microphone. I'm going to be using a different microphone. So see how it sounds. So, yeah, 5701053 is the number. Give us a call. Chantel is in here. Chantel, how old are you? 27. Years young. Yeah, and then your birthday is when? September 1st. So you're a Sagittarius. I'm a Virgo. You're a Virgo? Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. September 1st. Yes. I was thinking December 1st. September 1st, you're a Virgo. Yes. There you go. And I celebrate all month. Because I'm on the 1st, and I figure, why not just drag it out to the end of the month? Oh, man. Here we go. Another one? Whoa.

8:51Skye does that, too. Yeah. I love it. Skye is October 22nd. You're a Virgo, too, right, Skye? October 22nd. Do you see her face? I'm in trouble for not knowing the astrologicals. Well, I mean, that would be a half and a half afterwards, so I don't think... I mean, just using common sense. No, it would only be... September first. Oh, yeah, no, it would. It would almost be two months afterwards. It would almost be two months afterwards. That's the longest of the signs. That is true. I'm a Libra, Mike. You're a Libra. Of course you are. Say it three times. I love Libras. I do. Say it three times. Libra. Libra. Libra, me alone. That'll help. Yeah, and our text number is 35253. So text us or call us. There is a lot of stuff happening with the Steve Foley deal. Apparently, they reached a settlements guy.

9:48Yeah, I mean, smack dab in the middle of the trial, the city of Coronado, because they had been trying to use a mediator and settle this whole time. But, you know, the city of Coronado, you know, I guess wanted it to go to trial and, you know, so they wouldn't settle. So it went to trial and then about halfway through the trial, the city was like, oh, we're going to lose. Yeah, maybe we should go back to that mediator. And so they did. And they settled yesterday. The settlement terms have not been disclosed yet, so we don't know exactly how much money and what the terms of that were. But even with the settlement, Steve Foley looked visibly upset in court and was staring down Officer Mansker. And his mom, Steve Foley's mom, had to basically put her body in front of Steve Foley and kind of talk him down. I don't know exactly what she was saying. You could see her putting her body in front of Steve Foley and talking him like, not the place, please. Not a terrible thing. Yeah, I mean, ruined his career. I think overall, I don't think that when you take all of it, everything you know about it, when you take it all into account, I go, it sounds like you had some issues. You know, the whole thing about his dad being hurt by a drunk driver and he's following Foley and he's just, you know, like there seems to be.

11:19All of us are different. We're all so different. That's why we think that different foods taste good and that's why we like different songs and different TV shows. We're all so different. And so we can look at any given situation and say, I might have done this, I might have done that. But I think that we have this kind of basic, we all have a sort of basic expectation in life. You have sort of a basic expectation. And for me and my... personal taste i feel like it went a little outside the lines but in terms of what a basic expectation is that's why this case was so tough because it fell right in that gray area of what everybody's basic expectation is you go oh well he seems kind of like a do-gooder you know he's out there on his off time and here he is taking care of our community by chasing down what who he believes to be a drunk driver and then on the other hand you go dude are you going to show this due to badge at some point. Yeah. You know, and you got to realize you're driving a, you know, Volkswagen bug for crying out loud. You know, I mean, so anyway, but that's probably going to be, you're going to see a lot of that stuff with Foley. So, Eddie, did you, are you getting your

12:40keys to your place today, or what's the deal? Well, today's the day. Today's the day, right? You get the keys today. It's supposed to be the day. Eddie's got a house. No, I'm not. What? Because I got them yesterday. Did you go over there? Did you? We jammed over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So giddy, so excited. Yeah. You know, we roll over there, get into the house, and then we're disappointed. Wait, what? Quite a bit. It was like they went out of their way to leave trash everywhere, garbage, the junk they didn't want to take. There was, like, expired milk cartons in the sink. No. Which I'm like, that's just a blatant thing to, you know, be a jerk. It's garbage.

13:44You know, it was just like they clearly decided they're not going to water anymore. So the grass is all dead, which is something I'm going to have to take up with my agent because that's not right. Dude, you can't take all of it up with your agent? I don't know. I don't know what the deal is. I think it's going to be tough because these people aren't getting paid. I mean, this was a foreclosure type of situation. So basically, Eddie would need to be fighting the bank. I don't know. You know what I mean? I'm going to look into it, but I don't know what the deal is. In other words, the bank is like the owner, and so they sold it. Yeah, Eddie bought it from the bank. It just sucks. And then the worst part was... Doesn't somebody have to represent somebody? Well, you know, when you have the inspection, it's supposed to be in that condition when you move in. So there are several things that I can go, hey, this isn't right. So that I'll bring up. And the worst part was they had a dog. And they made this like little makeshift kind of cage area where it would be. And that area is destroyed. It's just like it's patio. So it's just stained with urine. And there was feces and just it was just hair, like tons of hair. I mean, I don't know how I'm going to, you know, that's too bad, man. So, you know, our excitement was just kind of like, oh, OK. So, I mean, I mean, I have to literally make a trip to the dump because they left.

15:09chairs and wrought irons and old like blocks and things like all kinds of just junk everywhere and so that was kind of like you know a bummer and there was a bad omen as well which I'm really freaked out about but I'm trying not to freak out about in the sink they have kids and in the sink there was a toy killer whale left him there. And I'm like, you've got to be okay. Come on. And I was freaking out. Like, are you joking right now? But this is one of the things they left. It's okay. I mean, of all things. Sounds like the Twilight Zone. Eddie's very, very, very against.

16:11Killer whales. Yeah. It should be extinguished. Sean. Seriously, Sean. Thank you very much. Well, I listen. Every once in a while, a kid's toys get let by. That's what he does. I don't know. It's really weird that that's one that was left. Yeah. You just say, oh, it's a toy. Yeah. You just go, oh, it's a toy. It's just a toy, Daddy. Well, you are now officially a homeowner. Yeah. It's cool. It's really cool. But a lot of work, a lot of work. And so I got to go over there today with garbage bags and everything else and try and clean it up. And I'll have the carpets, you know, cleaned and all that stuff before we, you know, start putting stuff in there. So it'll be a busy weekend. Eddie, I don't know how you fall on this one, but first thing I thought of was you when I heard that there are rumors flying around. Number four, very handsome guy, Brett Favre.

17:12Is he coming back? Ruggedly handsome. There's rumors. He's itching to return to the Packers. Yeah. He's retired. It's a glorious day. Scooby wanted to ask you about it. Scooby, you heard about it too? Scooby's gone. Sorry. But he's retired. And he cried his eyes out. Everybody calm down. Stay out. Is he retiring? He's graduating. I thought that Brett Favre retired and that is all done. I'm not retiring. That's Junior Sal. Junior, you are retiring. I'm graduating today. You can't go back to high school after you graduate. And you did. He threw his cap in the air. Yeah. He ripped his gown off and there was like school clothes. Yeah. Back to school. Love your mouth. Thank you. You weren't exactly. No. I wish you were. No. Yeah, here's the deal with Brett. There's been reports that, you know, he's saying, you know, yeah, I've got the itch and yeah, I'm thinking about coming back and this and that. And even some of his teammates said, yeah, he said that to me too. Dude, what did Aaron Rodgers say? Dude, Aaron Rodgers is like, come on, man. Dude, please.

18:38Please just let me. Can you just please? My turn. But there's a report in Brett's hometown's newspaper where he, I guess, sent a text message saying it's not true, I'm not coming back, and it's all false stuff, so everybody chill out. Did he ever officially file the paperwork? I believe he did, but that doesn't matter. P1, Judy is on the line. Judy, are you there? Hi. Hi. totally feel for eddie we had the same thing happen when we moved into our very first house we bought a house with a pool and she actually had to rent it back from us for a month we got there the pool was green and swampy trash everywhere a couch in the garage it was just horrible so i totally feel for you eddie yeah that sucks hang in there you'll get better you'll make it all right that's cool

19:39Thank you. Mikey, this is a text message. Mikey, let Eddie know I'll hook him up with free disposal if he needs it. I'll drop a mini roll of boxes there and pick it up when it's full, free of charge. P1 Trashman. Dude, that's awesome. P1 Trashman. Yeah, save that number. I would love that. Save that number, Seth. That is really nice, man. Our P1s, dude, they come through. 5701053. is the phone number or text number 35253. Let's see. Also want to welcome to the studio P1 Tater Tot and P1 Nathan. Congratulations for being here, guys. Nathan is 23, and he is a web programming slash UCSD student, which means you got brains, man. That's pretty cool.

20:38Web programming. Now, did you study that when you were at UCSD? Oh, okay. How old are you? You're 23 and you're going to go to UCSD. Okay, so you're going to Palomar. You're going to go to UCSD. Gotcha, gotcha. And how'd you learn how to do that web programming? That seems like a hard thing to know how to do. I've always been in awe of Sean, knowing how to do all that stuff. We all call Sean. And he figures it out every time. He's not even in the room and he figures it out. Let's see. And yeah, P1 Tater Tot. She won P1 Trivia and works for the Oceanside United School District Transportation Department. That is a lot. That's a mouthful. Now, I want you guys to know that that really pretty lady sitting right there has a 21-year-old. Get out of here. That's crazy. She looks like she's 21. Right?

21:48Wow. She's got a 21-year-old. Oh, man. You want to give him a shout-out? He's in Vegas. Is P1 Robin, is that your son? Sister. My son's in Vegas. What's his name? Does Casey get so tired of his friends talking about how good-looking his mom is? On one hand, you're like, it's really cool that my mom's super gorgeous. On the other hand, you're like... I'll come over to your house instead. No, you don't have to come over. You don't have to come over. I'll come over. I'll come over. No, don't. Where are you? Don't come over. Oh, we did the last 50 sleepovers in my house. Dang, it's time. That's Sean. I'm going to get crazy. Eddie, Eddie, we knew you were going to go there. I just figured he could relate. Because Sean's mom is pretty. We know that she's young. She's pretty. She's gorgeous. All right, Eddie. You know that. Wow.

22:52You know that Sean was... Just shut up. She was only 16 when she had Sean, so she's very young. It's a tough place for Sean. Look at Sean. You know that. I don't know what's... It's a sensitive spot there. That's right. Easy. 570-1053 is the number. Open phones. Call in about whatever you want. And there you go. It's P1 Noah is on the line. What's up, Noah? I was just going to ask you what your guys' consensus is on... I had a neighbor I've been having problems with. I race off-road trucks, and I've lived there for about a year and a half, and I've only loaded my truck up twice at about 6.30 in the morning. I try to be as quiet as possible. Every time I've done it, just curse words have flown out the window at me about doing it. Wait, wait, wait. I really want to be able to absorb... The info. All right. Do you live out in the middle of like nowhere or do you live in a like cul-de-sac? Trying to get a visual here. I live in Santee. Okay. And I live off of a street that's got like a little alleyway that me and three of my neighbors share the driveway to. Okay. And he lives. So you have three, you have two people that live right next to you?

24:17Yeah, like it's like an alley. It's not really an alley, like downtown San Diego alley, but like just an offshoot. And the properties are set up kind of rectangular, and they were divided sublots into four houses. Okay. So three of us share a driveway. Well, then it kind of goes like that down the street. So this guy lives, you know, like the next lot over. But, you know, the common driveway where everyone parks and stuff is right next to his house. Okay. And his issue with you is that you do what? Dad, I have an off-road truck that I have to load on a car trailer to go race on, you know, Saturday morning or go out to the desert early to pre-run it and everything. And, you know, rather than load it up and leave my $35,000 off-road truck out where anybody could touch it and steal parts off of it, I leave it in my driveway and then load it up in the morning because I have a fenced-off driveway. And I leave it in my driveway until the morning, and then I'll load it up and take it out to the desert. Now, I've only loaded it up. So in other words, just so I have it in my head. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hank, please. I'm begging you, bro. And I know a lot of people may see this totally clear. It's just that the host of the show, I'm a little slow. And so I have to see it perfectly clear in my head before we move on. Otherwise, I don't really understand. No, no, I understand. Okay, so.

25:44If you did it in the... Please, bro. Noah. Noah. Let him finish. Noah, please. I'm sorry. I'm very jumpy. It's okay. It's all right. I'm jumpy, too. But if you were to load it up the night before, it wouldn't fit in your garage. I could drive it in my driveway, but my driveway is like a 45-degree angle on the slope and everything I'm afraid of. You know, for some reason, my parking pin and my transmission shearing off and my e-brake not holding the truck and trailer could go out of my driveway into my neighbor's house, which would be much more detrimental. Where's all your where's all the stuff that you take? Where's all that sitting in the garage? Yeah, it's like all the small stuff sitting in my garage, the truck and the trailer. I have to do the truck parks. I park the truck up next to my garage to like a little fabrication shop that I build everything out of. And that. I parked the truck next to you, but the trailer, I have to park it out by the street and lock it up. Okay, so if we're to imagine this, 6.30 in the morning, garage is opening up, the bed of the thing is opening up, all this stuff's being loaded up all into it, attached to the truck, and then we're driving out, and that's what's upsetting him. Yeah, apparently that's what's upsetting him, but I've never been approached nicely about it.

27:08I'm kind of a manners person where I appreciate somebody coming at me and saying please and thank you and being calm about it. And I react much nicer to that than curse words flying out of a window at 630 in the morning. Yeah, I want to let people know real quick why that happens. I'm going to let people know real quick why that happens. It's one of the coolest things I've ever heard in my life. Anger evokes anger and feelings evoke feelings. That's one of the coolest things I've ever heard, man. You come at somebody and you go, hey, man. Quit making so much freaking noise in the morning. Only you don't say freaking, you say something else. Quit making so much freaking noise at 6.30 in the morning. But if you come over and you go, hey, man, I just got to tell you, when you're getting up at 6.30 in the morning and you're making the noise, man, dude, I'm sleeping. And it just wakes me up. It's totally different. It hits somebody totally different when you do it. Anger evokes anger. Feelings evokes feelings. So anyway, go ahead. What happened? Yeah, so anyways. We got to know what happened once, and he cursed out the window. And then the second time I was loading it up for a race, he came outside. Well, I'll take a load up to fix it. He came outside, and the first thing I came out were curse words and then how he's threatening me and how he has to deal with my kids making noise and everything. And I was trying to figure out how my kids could bother a 45-, 50-year-old man, but what have you, whatever. And so...

28:33I thought nothing of it. I talked to my dad and a friend of ours. We're going to put a fence up, you know, a privacy fence and whatnot. Well, anyways, yesterday my kid is playing on my property in the common driveway because it's still my property, and his dog's going crazy, and I don't want his dog to go nuts and somehow get out and attack my kids. So I tell my son to get away from there and leave the mean old dog alone. Well, then this guy proceeds to tell me that his dog just recognized stupidity when he sees it. And my first reaction was to go over there and do something about it. But, you know, I was raised a Christian and I'm trying to do better. So my other reaction is to go and pray for him and try to pray that I don't do that so I don't get in trouble. I like that. But I just, you know, it really upsets me. Like, you can attack me. You can do what you want. But a three-year-old kid, I don't see, I've never had, other than frustrating me by getting into things and making a mess, I've never had my kid ever make me think he's stupid. Well, in my, would you like my opinion on all of it? Yeah. In my opinion, it's all terrible, man. It's terrible that he said that. That's awful. You should have never said something like that about your kid. That's terrible. And if anybody ever said something like that about my son, Jake, it would break my heart. And I would think that it was awful. At the same time, I think that you have a responsibility to your neighbor.

29:56to put your... Please, Noah. I'm just... Noah. Noah. No, I'm just... Please, let me finish, dude. I just want to tell you, and then you're all good. You can talk, but I just want to tell you what I think. I think that... I'm all ears, sorry. From the very beginning, I think you got to do for your neighbor... before you do for yourself and it's really bumming you out it's really bumming your neighbor out that you're doing this thing at 6 30 in the morning did he approach you the right way about it of course he didn't dude of course he didn't uh approach in the right way about it he doesn't sound like a nice person he sounds like a mean person and so when he approached you the way that he did yelling out the window and cursing at you that shouldn't have anything to do with what you do it shouldn't yeah Now, with a lot of people, it never will. With some people, they'll say, I am going to react to it the way that I'm talked to. But I don't think you should. I think you should go, oh, well, listen, the guy's upset. He's my neighbor, and I'm going to try to do something for him. And I don't think that it would be wrong for you to go over and say, hey, man, I'm really sorry that that upset you. I'm not going to let that happen anymore.

31:20Anger evokes anger and feelings evoke feelings. You tell them like that, I'm really sorry, man. And I won't let that happen anymore. And then you don't let it happen anymore. You don't do this. Now, some people, you're not going to change them. They're still going to be a jerk to you. But that's not, they're in charge of them and you're in charge of you. It doesn't have anything to do with you the way that he talked to you. He's a jerk. It's what you do and how you're going to react to it, I guess, that's the deal. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But, man, dude, I'm really sorry that that happened. And what's your name? Noah? Yeah. I'm going to pray for you, dude. How about that? Sounds great. 570-1053 is the phone number. The text number is 35253. What a killer show. We got a killer show. Here's what's coming up. Going to do Battle of the Sexes. Chantel's in the studio. Yeah. We got a YouTube clip of the day that is fantastic. It's another foreign idol, and this time it's Malaysian idol. That's right. So it's not Simon, Paula, and Randy, but it's Malaysian folk. Also, something that parents should know about is that, and this is big in the news today, we have audio of someone explaining how sex predators are using Xbox and Weez.

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39:04Zero for 72 plus employee pricing offer only available on 2008 F-150s. Excluding Harley-Davidson models. All buyers must qualify for Ford credit limited term financing. Residency restrictions apply. $1,000 gas offer available as a cash rebate from Ford Motor Company. 2008 models only. Excludes Mustang Shelby GT500 and Escape Hybrid. Take new retail delivery from dealer stock by 7608. See dealer for qualifications and complete details. The Mikey Show continues featuring Mikey. I have this uncanny ability to reveal things about myself. Eddie. I have story. or cereal boxes on my refrigerator. Very easy. Sky. I love the troops. I love America. I just don't agree with what we're doing over there. Sean, I realized over the weekend that I am. I'm a year where I become OCD and inflexes because my baseball team that plays. Told what to do. The Mikey Show's on. Oh, I hate you guys. Cock 105.3. Mikey Show on what is basically our Friday. It's 645. Angelina Jolie's doctor gave a press conference yesterday and said that the Twins will arrive in the weeks to come. Seattle and the Sonics are parting ways. Looks like they're going to be moving to Oklahoma City. The owner talks about the move. The NBA will be in Oklahoma City next season playing their games. Transition of this operation and this team begins tomorrow morning from Seattle to Oklahoma City. It begins with the most important piece of our organization. It begins with our players.

40:52Look at that. Oklahoma City is now going to have a team. Yeah, but Seattle, I guess, made a deal with them where they're going to keep the name, the Sonics, and the colors and all that stuff, so it won't be like the Oklahoma City Sonics. Yeah. Now, are they doing that just in case they ever get a team back? Yeah, I think they want a team back. So eventually they probably will. It's a big market, so. Yeah. It doesn't go together. Oklahoma and basketball? NBA? No, it just doesn't go together. What about, like, in football? I've always thought, like, Los Angeles ever going to get a football team back? Probably this one. Really? You never know.

41:52I don't see the stadium being built. Oh, no. You don't? I don't. Let's see. Mikey, I was wondering if you know a good place to take my girlfriend for romantic dinner. Any suggestions are welcome. Thank you. P1 Security Guard. Well, my favorite restaurant in the world is Pamplemousse in Del Mar. Oh, in my head, you were like in it. I was just thinking that exact thing. I'm not even joking. Really? I'm not even joking. I talk about it all the time, though. I like it. You do? Yeah. It's my favorite place in the world. It's my favorite restaurant ever. Can you take me? P1? Yeah, yeah. P1 Security Guard. Romantic dinner? Eddie, how about you?

42:36Well, it depends what kind of food you like. I mean, we love Ocean Air downtown. Great seafood place in San Diego. I like Roy's in La Jolla. I think that's a really cool place for atmosphere. Hawaiian fusion. It just kind of depends what you like. What's a place that you really like down in La Jolla that has the killer view? Oh, Azul's? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ashley's been there too. I've never been there. Azul's is great. So good. I heard it's really nice to George's and doesn't have like that George's, you know. Thing. Sweet. Skye, any suggestions? Well, I always enjoy the Outback. Skye likes the Outback. She loves Outback. It's really, I mean, no better place. Good day, mate. That's my suggestion. That's where I'd like to go. Wallaby dang or whatever. Wallaby darn. Sorry. It's a koala dinger. Locally here in San Diego, I am very surprised that the Outback Steakhouse has not hired Sky to be their spokesperson. Do some local TV commercials. Yeah, she should have a commercial on TV where it's Sky sitting on a beanbag with a didgeridoo. So before we left, I said, how much do you think that the United States uses every day in gasoline? I want to know in gallons.

44:06Who could figure it out? But you just try to use, you know, you go, okay, let me just take a wild guess. Eddie, what do you think? I really thought about this and I'm like, man, it's got to be a ton. Yeah. I don't want to say a billion gallons because that seems crazy to me. So I'm going to say 500 million gallons. That's my guess. Skye. Mine too. I thought it was, it's going to be more than a gallon per person. And we have about 300 million here. So I was going to go five. So I'll go 501 million. That's rude. Chantel, what would you say? I'll go 600. Just to go for it. Get it, girl. Ash. $1. I'm going to get crazy and just. 1 billion gallons of gas per day. A Boston Rob? 1.2 billion. 1.2 billion. Zeth? 2.3 billion. Oh, well, that's so off. 499 million. Hold on. That's weird. Folks, Sean's the closest.

45:40The United States uses 400 million gallons of gasoline every day. That's nuts. That's insane. 400 million gallons. That's crazy. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. Sky would not agree with the editorial that I just read in Car and Driver magazine from the guy that was writing the article for. Car and Driver Magazine, about this crisis. What did he say? Well, you know, he says, listen. He says, rather than asking the Saudis to act against their own interests by pumping more oil, we might consider pumping more ourselves. He says, we know that there's plenty of crude in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge in northeastern Alaska. Because those are our only two options. Listen, this is... There's a lot more options. Drilling in Alaska is a big political issue. The reason that it is is because this is what we do know. Stupid. This is what we know about this area in Alaska. We know that what is sitting underneath Alaska, particularly in this area, is an ocean. I don't mean a little bit of oil. I mean like gigantic Saudi Arabia oil. Like oceans of oil.

47:06Like Jed Clampett? Dude, like we're going to California oil. Yeah, even John McCain, who wants to drill off the coast here in California, is against drilling in Alaska. He is. Even he is. He is. Now, Eddie, he is for the same reasons that the liberal Democrats are. They believe that it's, he believes that it's soiling the beauty and the wondrousness. Of Alaska. Killing penguins? No. Seriously. Not cool. They already have enough troubles. This article says, it's not enough to supply our needs forever, but an extra few million barrels would be useful right about now. Yeah, that would last us a day. No, Sky, it would not last us a day. You just said we use four gallons. You said barrels, sorry. Did I say barrels? No, I did say gallons. No, that's what I was thinking. Oh, you're thinking barrels? Oh, boy. Yeah. But still, it wouldn't last us a day. very long. It's not a long term solution. I don't want to crap all over our country for something that's going to last a couple of years. It's not going to last a couple of years. Let's be real clear about this thing in Alaska. What's sitting underneath Alaska right now is tantamount to what we have going on in Saudi Arabia. It would last quite a while. We need to get off oil. I agree with you. We're talking like 10 years, 20 years. Well, I mean, it's hard to you can't really

48:34quantify it because it's like saying, well, how much can we drink of, you know, there's a lot. There's a whole ton of it. But I think we got to be good stewards, man. I don't think we should be, you know, farting all over everything is what I'm saying. Let's think this out. Are these animals going to be extinct before that oil will run out? Because if they're going to die anyways. Listen, this is not a far-fetch thought. I'm as liberal as they come. No, you are not. I am. I hug the dolphins and I, you know. You hug the dolphins. Yeah, and I feed the penguins all the time and love those animals. But let's be realistic. I'm paying five bucks a gallon. You're the worst. Now, this is kind of interesting. They don't feed me. This is kind of interesting. I'd eat penguin. I would. I'm sorry. If it came down to it, I'm eating penguin. Nobody asked. if you would eat penguin. That's not even the issue. I saw these guys eating puffin on the Travel Channel. If it came down to it, if it came down to it, Ashley would eat a penguin, too. You know it in a heartbeat. She'd eat a penguin. She'd eat a dolphin. She'd wear the hide. She'd eat her dog. She'd eat a cat. She wouldn't. Oh, God. We all would. Let me tell you something. You ever seen that movie Alive? Now, let me tell you something. I'll do the cutting. All right, all right. Now, listen to this. Yeah.

49:54They tell you how much a barrel of crude has in, like, how many gallons they can make out of a barrel of crude. I didn't know this. I don't, yeah. Because in your head, you kind of picture the barrel, right? Yeah. You know, I'm like, I don't know how much they can make out of that stuff. 42 gallons. Out of one barrel. 42 gallons out of a barrel. So, I mean, it's only, I mean, if you're taking a couple of SUVs, you know, it's a couple of barrels. Because your average SUV holds about 20 gallons of gas. Yeah. Two SUVs per barrel. Two SUVs per barrel. Per fill-up. It's a trip, right? And the cost of a barrel, at least at the time of this printing, this is the brand new issue of Car and Driver. The price of a barrel is $130. Oh, yeah. It's a lot more now. Is it? We're in the 140s. And it was news, I want to say, Sean, three, four months ago when we hit the $100 mark.

50:52Yeah. Like, it was crazy. Like, oh, my gosh, $100. People couldn't believe it. And now we're almost at $150. Like, just in a couple months. It's crazy. What's so insane is that, you know, you think your alarm clock's going to go off any second. Like, is this a bad dream? How is this happening? Like, we can't do anything. You know, every couple of days, honestly, it's like every couple of days, I have this thought in my head of like, is this real? This is trippy. Like, this is a real strange thing that, like, the president isn't flipping out. And, like, everybody's not flipping out. Like, shouldn't we flip out? Yes. Something about it. You know what I'm saying? 570-1053 is the phone number. Our text number is 35253. Our phone number is 570-1053. We come back. I got to tell you parents about this thing, man. And then we're going to do a little battle of the sexes. But, uh. As a parent myself, I want to be informed about this whole sex predators using the Xboxes to lure kids. So, we'll play you that audio when we come back, and then we'll get into the battle of the sexes. Tomorrow's the 4th of July, y'all. That's right. Right after this. People will pick on Sky or Ashley or giving Eddie or Sean stuff. Every one of you are great. Thank you. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. Cutting Light presents Bad Confessions. My name is Luis.

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59:46Mobile TV now available in all areas. Requires compatible device and two-year contract. Content subject to change and blackout restrictions. A museum that boldly goes where no one has gone before. Star Trek, the exhibition. The galaxy's largest interactive Star Trek exhibit is coming to San Diego Air and Space Museum. Step inside the world of Star Trek and immerse yourself in the legacy that has captured the imagination of generations. Explore the history of the future. Now open at the San Diego Air and Space Museum. Tickets are on sale now. Log on to StarTrekTickets.com. It's another Mikey moment. Kobe Bryant was on Regis and Kelly. Oh, good. Kobe's a gay boy. Oh, wait a minute. There's no reason to be doing that. That's pretty messed up, Shaquille O'Neal. No, you would not. No, you would not. Really, what would he say? So Kobe Bryant, who is wearing the same shorts as you, would walk up to you wearing your Lakers shirt, and he's wearing the same pair, and he would say, I like your shorts. He said, one time, I want to hope them like a pro.

1:01:06Mikey's show continues. Maybe she doesn't know what the word ever means. Or how like songs, there's like more. There's more than one. Maybe she doesn't know what the word never means. It's 7-0-7. A seven-year-old Sacramento girl is in good shape after being shot in the head. They say they'll remove the bullet next week. Ah, good. Wimbledon yesterday, the men's big 2-1 again. Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal on a course to meet again in the finals. Sky, how did that happen? They actually don't know. The girl was with family members and...

1:02:17Everybody heard a gunshot. This is in the Sacramento area. And then the girl was like, ow, my ear hurts. I feel like there's needles sticking in my head. And they looked, and she had been shot in the head by a .22 caliber. The police are speculating that maybe since it's close to the 4th of July, somebody was shooting up in the air. But luckily it landed somewhere in her head that it's not that big a deal, and they're going to remove the bullet next week after the holiday. That's crazy. There's more important things to do than remove the bullet from her head. I mean, honestly, I'm guessing that that's like a medical thing. They want to wait until later to do that. I mean, it's obviously like the parents aren't saying, ah, you know. I wonder if it's a medical deal. Well, obviously, you know, it's not life-threatening where they would have taken it out of me. Sex predators are using Xboxes and Wii to lure kids. This is Matthew Greco. He's a San Diego DA special prosecutor. Cut 31. It's a place where kids are particularly vulnerable because they're having a good time. The red flag should go up when they have multiple screen names. If they start receiving something in the mail, if they start receiving phone calls from individuals that you don't know. There you go.

1:03:35Yeah, it's weird because parents, you know, parents will monitor their kids on the Internet because, you know, they hear that at the chat rooms and the IMs and things like that. But what parents don't realize is a lot of the games like the Xboxes and the Wiis. you can hook up and you play with other players. And while you're doing that, you can get IMs through the Wii and the Xbox and, you know, messages and even video chats. Yeah, talk. Yeah, and so some parents don't even realize they need to monitor that because who knows what creepy perv is on the other end of that. Right. Well, it's a good idea. Yep. Would you like to do a little of this right here? Time to play. Oh. Michael Show, Battle of the Sexes. Come on. Want to see who's smarter? Yeah. Come on. Here's how this works. Battle of the sexes. So the guys get asked girl questions. The girls get asked guy questions. Utter domination, Mike. And the girls win. When was the last time that happened? Yeah, the girls haven't won. It'll happen today. Don't worry about it. We're going to win for America. Hello. Thank you. That's right. The girls are doing it. You guys can barely vote. Whatever. Yeah. The girls are going to try to do it for the troops today. What do you guys say? What do you guys say?

1:05:01Now, we flip a coin to see who gets to go first. Because whatever team wins the coin toss gets to choose. The captain gets to choose who starts. So go ahead and flip the coin. And let the guys call it this time. Rob call it. Go ahead, Zeth. Tails. It's heads. So the girls will decide whether they want to go first or have the guys go first. Yeah, we love letting the guys go first. There you go. Thank you. There you go. Eddie is the team captain of Team Awesome. Team Awesome is Eddie, Boston Rob, and Sean. Whatever. And Chantel, former San Diego Charger girl, is the captain of Team Sass, which consists of Chantel, Sky, and Ashley. Eddie? Who do you select to go first for your team? The smartest man on the planet, Shawnee O'Biggity Boy. Deal with it, ladies. We're dealing. Sean, your question is, what actress played Julia Roberts' mother in the movie Steel Magnolias?

1:06:22What actress played Julia Roberts' mother in the movie Steel Magnolias? You don't know that he knows it. Give him some time. Let me tell you something. Until I read the question, I didn't know this answer. I've never seen Steel Magnolias. Oh, you're missing out, bro. Sean is... His body language is a little hard to read. Yeah, I can't figure him out. Will you stop? His body language says, hmm, I know this, yet I don't know this. It says, I don't actually know the answer, but I'm going to pretend like I don't, and I do. But actually, I do know the answer, but I'm going to pretend that I don't know the answer. Just give him some time to work it out. No, he's had enough. You stop it over there. You think it's so funny. Has Sean had enough time? I say Sean's had enough time. All right, Sean.

1:07:26What is your answer? A couple more minutes. Fingers laced. Sean, what is the answer? Just like you, Mike, I myself have never seen Steel Magnolias. Oh, no. Oh, really? In fact, did you say Julia Roberts was in it? That is correct. Okay. In fact, I didn't even know that Julia Roberts was in it. I gotcha. Okay. Which is a very interesting fact. This guy just rolled her eyes, is smiling, and shaking her head. You're right. Please, let him. finished. I've never seen it and I did not know. What is your answer? However, I think I know one. Eddie's giving me that sly smile. Eddie's giving me that sly smile and he just raised his eyebrows. Sean. I do know one female that was in it. At least I think I do. Yes. And who is that? I believe it was an older female. Yes. However, I do not know if she was anyone's mother or not. Okay. And who is that, Sean? The only one I know. Yeah. And again, I have to point out that I don't even know. Like I said, I already pointed that out. So bored over here. I am going to guess, Mike, I'm going to guess Olympia Dukakis. It's the only one I knew. That would have been so funny if you would have gone right. That is incorrect. Sean, that is incorrect.

1:08:58It's just not worth it. It's actually Sally Field. She was in it? Yeah. That's right. She played Julia Roberts' mother in Steel Magnolias. Let's go to Team Sass. That's interesting. Chantel, you get to select who is going to start. Will it be you, Sky, or Ashley that will start today? Ash. It's going to be Ash. Oh, my gosh. Why would she ever do that? It's crazy. She's nuts. It must be the yellow. She's very yellow today. Yes, she is. I love it. Yeah, Chantel's wearing yellow today. She looks great in yellow. All right. Show them, Ash. It's obviously making her crazy. Ashley is not wearing yellow. Ashley is wearing white. She's got it. And blue. And blue. So, Ashley. Yeah. What company did Bo Jackson's Bo Nose campaign come from? How did I take this? Wow. What company did Bo Jackson's Bo Nose campaign come from? You know this. Think about it. Work it out. Ashley is just, she's got the look of concentration. Eyes closed. Fist up the mouth. Shaking the head no. Her fist isn't in her mouth? No, no, no. No, her fist wasn't in her mouth.

1:10:15No, that wasn't the deal. She just had her fist pressed up against her mouth. That's what I'm saying. She knows this, though. She's pinching the bridge of her nose. Is that helping? I'm like thinking, Bo Jackson, baseball player. Bo knows nasal spray. I'm all over the place right now with my thoughts. Can you give me the question one more time? I can give it to you one more time. And then I'll have my answer. The question is, Bo Jackson's... Stop it now. bow nose campaign come from? Cold. She's thinking. She's thinking. Read her the question one more time. Be quiet, lady. And read it real slow. Yeah, read it slower. That's a great point. But if you guys say that, then you're sort of... Oh, like you've never done that. I'm not leading her. There is no leading. You can't lead the witness. Don't lead the witness. Not leading.

1:11:19God, I know this. It's so easy. For what company did Bo Jackson's Bo Nose campaign come from? Nike. I have a question. How did she go from nasal spray to Nike? But she did it. She did it. That is correct, Ash. It was Nike. It was Nike. You just had to think it through. She was on the right path, nasal spray, and it just, it led to Nike. It led to Nike. That's right. That is correct. Yeah, you did great. You did great. So proud of you right now. Yeah, you're the best. I'm amazing. That you are. Eddie's speechless. Eddie, listen. Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. That is so awesome. Keep it in the back pocket. You put it in your back pocket. You go, okay, I got one now too. Yeah. Exactly. That felt really good. Okay. She got it through. Stop it. When Sean is working it out next time or Rob, I'll be like,

1:12:31Right? Eddie, here is your question. Please, guys, feel free to help me at any time. Your question is, Eddie? Eddie, what is the bra called? Eddie's shaking his head right now. He's shaking his head. Eddie, what is the bra called that is built into clothes because wearing a bra would be difficult because of thin straps? One more time. Weird smile. What does that smile mean? What does that smile mean? You chicks know the answer to this, right? Yes. So creepy. What is the bra called that is built into clothes because wearing a bra would be difficult because of thin straps? Every dude on the planet right now is like, that's really true. I didn't even know that existed. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

1:13:42Could it be something? Yes, Eddie's thinking. Nose spray. Yes. Go with it. Go with it. If you think nose spray through, it leads to potatoes. I'm going with watermelon. No, Eddie. Wow, how did he get it? Eddie, that is incorrect. But it was the best answer ever. Melon baller. No, Eddie. Apparently. A juggy holder. Apparently, chicks have some bra that's built into their clothes because of the thin straps, and it's called a shelf bra. Oh, fuck off. A shelf bra? A shelf bra. That's not true. What? Like, that's almost a joke. I know, I never heard that.

1:14:57Sky, you get multiple choice. This guy is laughing and pointing and Eddie is giving a fist like, okay, okay. A little behind the scenes. I wrote this question for Eddie because yesterday I was wearing... How did you know I was going to get it? Well, when I was writing it, you inspired it because I was wearing a very tight top yesterday that was kind of restricting things and Eddie was calling my breasts a shelf. Because you can rest things there. I did say that. So I was like, oh, I bet guys don't know what a shelf bra is. Wow. I've never even heard of that. Never. Sky? Never heard of it. You get multiple choice. You're welcome. I get multiple choice. That is right. Love it. Get it. What do I got? I will tell you that I do not know the answer. I did not know the answer to this. Oh, great. But that's because I'm kind of metro. You're metro. Yeah, it's true. Sky, what was the name of the bat that Roy Hobbs used in the movie The Natural?

1:16:00Was it A. It's a movie? The Thunderbolt. P. By the way. P. A. P. No, C. Sorry. No, I mean G. I'm so confused. Was it V? What? No, Scott, let me ask you. What was the name of the bat that Roy Hobbs used in the movie The Natural? Was it A. Thunderbolt? B. Wonderboy? Or C. Superstick? Was it A. Thunderbolt? B, Wonder Boy. Or C, Super Stick. Natural's a great movie. It's not even a movie. What's it about? It is a movie. It's about two hours. Is it Robert Redford? Yep. I have no clue. Never seen this movie. You should. It's good. Work it out. Yeah, work it out. I'm kind of not feeling C because I think that's stupid. Wonder Stick or whatever the heck it was.

1:17:08So it's between A and B. And I can make arguments for both. So I will go with my friend Eddie's theory of always choosing B. You are correct. This is a bad day for me. Team Sass is leading. We need you. We need you, buddy. I'm going to let everybody know right away, Rob cut his hair again. Yes. It's in protest of you shaving your mustache. Is that what it was? Bald until that thing grows back. Rob, you get a multiple choice. Your multiple choice question is, what was the name of Misha Barton's character on the OC? Eddie is so mad right now. Eddie is so mad right now. Eddie is so mad right now. Eddie is furious.

1:18:23Why? Because it was his favorite show. Your multiple choice questions are, was it A, Marissa Cooper? Was it B, Melissa Hooper? Or was it C, Clarissa Looper? Dude, you just said three names that are the same. Pay attention, Rob. Work it out. Rob, I'm going to ask you again. What was the name of Misha Barton's character on the TV show The O.C.? Was it A, Marissa Cooper. Was it B, Melissa Hooper? Or was it C, Clarissa Looper? C just sounds stupid to me. Clarissa Looper? That doesn't exist. A, Marissa. No, wait. Marissa? Oh, wow. A is Marissa? He may need him again. A is Marissa?

1:19:33Cooper. This is tough for him. And B is Melissa Hooper. Right? Yes. Yes, Rob. Marissa, Melissa, Marissa, Melissa. What is he doing? Can you give me an answer, please? Rob, please. If you could just please. Whatever one I stop on is which one I'm going to say. Please. I've never seen this show. Don't really care. Don't really care. Don't really care. I'm going to go B. That is incorrect. Eddie, what happened to Always Pick B?

1:20:20Except when the correct answer is A. The correct answer is A. Maybe we need the multiple choice on that one. I don't know the O.C., so when I was reading it, I was worried. I'm like, I hope it's not like Marisa or something. It was Marisa Cooper. Yeah, that was B. Sorry about that. Check the tape. T. Sass. Chantel. Chantel, you're up. Yeah, get it, girl. Stop it. Chantel, your question is, in what movie did Al Pacino deliver the famous line, keep your friends close, but your enemies closer? In what movie did Al Pacino deliver the famous line, keep your friends close, but your enemies closer? Wow. Ashley should have got this question.

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1:32:32Try to find kind of the weirdest thing on the venue. It didn't. Sky. I hate to cook. Sean. I hate the taste of water. Bob. You guys are a bunch of jerks and you know that. Jerks. And Ashley. I just have a different way of speaking. There you go. Utilizing the language. The Mikey Show's on. All right. That's what I'm talking about. Five three. It is 738. Christy Brinkley's divorce trial got off to a racy start yesterday, talking about how her husband paid his teenage mistress hundreds of thousands of dollars to keep her quiet. Padres catcher Michael Barrett broke his nose yesterday after fouling a ball directly off his face. That hurt. It didn't hit the ground. It didn't hit anything. Just bat face. Oh, is that on YouTube? Don't they wear protective stuff over their face? No. Look at his face. No, no, no.

1:33:49As he was batting. I got you. I got you. She's at the plate. It hit. He hits the ball. It hits the ground. No. It does not hit. He hits what? His face. Straight from bat to face. Oh. How does that even happen? It's on the news. See, the Padres have had some freaky stuff to happen this year. Chris Young, you know, the line drive to his face. Killer whale in the sink. Remember that? Oh, wait a minute. That didn't happen to the Padres. It did? Chantel, are you kidding? I'm sorry. Use that as motivation right here. Now you know. Now you know. I know how we're playing. No problem. Prison rules. Prison rules. Prison rules. Prison rules. Did your boyfriend give you that joke? Oh, wait. That's your soft spot, Eddie. That's your soft spot. I don't get it. I don't get it. Oh, man. And then Rob asked him to explain it. I would be rubbing it in. I didn't understand. Eddie just gave the WWE sign for you're dead. Let the romance begin. There you go. Back to battle of the sexes. There's no romance.

1:35:21Giving you an opportunity. We go to Team Awesome. This is strange, all of it. And the person that's up is Shawnee, oh boy. All right, Shawnee. Take your time, Shawnee. I will. Yeah, for sure. I'll be back here, boy. I will indeed. This is going to be tough for Shawnee. Oh. Hey, let's go. Okay. Let's cuddle back next to my ears. That is weird when he does that. Uh, Shawnee. making cars on the 5 drive off the road? Sean, your question is, what 80s icon Eddie just put his answer? Yes! Greatest comeback of all time! Sean, hang on, hang on, hear the whole question, hear the whole question, hear the whole question. Sean, what 80s icon played Monica's boyfriend before she ended up with Chandler on Friends?

1:36:46Sean, tell us. Oh, so it's a television question? It's a TV question about the 80s. And the 80s? No. And it's about the show Friends. Sean actually has a look on his face like, well, not so fast, guys. Take your time, Sean. Sean is thinking and blinking, which I don't know what kind of sign that is. He's blinking kind of fast. I don't know what that. It's the think and blink, Mike. It's the think and blink? That's what they call these days. You just made that up. Ashley and Skye go on the walk and talk. Yeah. And Sean is doing the think and blink. Yeah. All right. I'll take that. Sean, uh-oh. Guys, Team Awesome. Really? Sean, I can't tell if Sean, I can't to see, because he does this every time, but the last couple times he's gotten it wrong. That's true. So even though we think that he knows and he's stringing it along, the truth is the last two times he's done that, he hasn't known. And so right now he's doing a thing that looks like he doesn't know.

1:37:53It looks like that's not good. Can I have the question? Yeah. Come on, Sean. Take your time, buddy. Sean, the question is, what 80s icon? Look at Chantel. Just got a look on her face like, now I know. I know he's messing with us. What 80s icon played Monica's boyfriend before she ended up with Chandler on Friends? Sky is emotionless. She is reserving her emotion until... Arms crossed. Arms crossed. He's taken us here before, and it ends up in him knowing. And then he's taken us here before, and he didn't know. Skye, think of it like a journey. No, I don't want to. Okay. Sean. Okay. It's an 80s icon. I have to pee. You can pee whatever you want. He probably wouldn't be answered by me. Now, see, you guys got to realize.

1:38:59He doesn't watch that kind of TV. He watches weird stuff. I don't necessarily care for sitcoms. And especially one, like, I think this was on, like, in the 90s. And I was totally out on sitcoms in the 90s. Right. So I'll just have to take a guess. Okay. Take a guess. Was it Tom Selleck? He still has a look like he's not sure. He still has a look like he's not sure. In other words, Chantel is standing up with her arms crossed angry right now, but Sean still looks like he doesn't know. He's not sure. You better tell him if you got it right. I wish you would let me know. Sean, that is correct. And then he hits his own correct sound effect. Wow. How did you come up with that?

1:40:04Amazing. Dude, great job, Sean. Good job done. Look at that face. The face that Sean has right now is a sarcastic, wow, I got it right. The ladies are so irritated. Oh, look at that. Ashley is doing her makeup in the mirror. Shantel looks a little irritated. And Sky is giving me the I could care less. I'm actually not irritated at all. I just am bored with it. Getting old is what it's getting. Every time. Just come up with the answer when you know it. It's fine. Some people feel it's like a fine wine. It only gets better as it gets better. What are you doing? What was that? Let's go over to Team Sass. Let's go to Team Sass. Eddie had a wine... What's it called, Eddie? A snifter? The wine glass. He's swirling the wine. He's looking at the legs on the wine. Nice bouquet. Team Sass. We'll go to Ashley. Ashley, are you ready? Yes. I really have to pee.

1:41:35Always has to pee. Every time. It just really messes up my concentration. My concentration. Like, you know, Mike, like it just makes it a little foggy. Because I have to pee. I have to pee. I have to pee. It's like in my head. I need you to concentrate. She has to pee. She does. Why doesn't she just not drink so much? Why, dear? What the heck? Okay. All right, Ashley. Your question is in baseball. Yeah. Have you seen my baseball? Every time. Put it on the board. If a player has the highest average, most RBIs, and the most home runs at the end of the season, what is he said to have accomplished? Ashley's expression never changed. When the question was asked, and I finished the sentence.

1:42:44The expression never changed. I believe I've explained this on the air for you guys. I'm kind of thinking you're going to give me some multiple choices. This is not a multiple choice. Can you give the question to me one more time? I'm so bored. In baseball. Ash in baseball. Have you seen my baseball? Sorry, go on. In baseball. Love it. If a player has the highest average, most RBIs, and most home runs at the end of the season, what is he said to have accomplished? Most home runs. That's a lot of hits. He got the most hits. MVP. What has he accomplished? It's tricky. He is really trying to figure this one out. It's tricky. It's like that's giving me a hint. It's something he accomplished.

1:43:54He's accomplished the most RBIs and most hits, but what is that called? She's kind of squinting. She's thinking hard. She's got it there. It may be there. She's thinking. It's called a lot of hits. It's called most valuable player. That is incorrect. I know that I know that. I know that I know this. It is not called the most valuable player. They call that accomplishment the triple crown. They call it the triple crown. Can you hear that? Never would have got that in my life. That's okay. We go to Eddie now. Oh, yeah. All right. And Eddie can tie it up. Okay, I need this. Right now it's 2-1 Team Sass. Or they could fall further behind. Oh, my gosh. We can't lose. How funny would that be? Hilarious. Where is it? We lost. Chantal is looking at Eddie right now with that look that says that better not happen. That better not happen. It's all good, ladies. If you know Eddie, you'll probably get this one right.

1:44:56Wow, Chantel just turned her head to the side, which is the international girl body language for... Are you really going to be like this? Are you really going to be like this? She's got a lot of sass. She's got a lot of sass. The question for Eddie is, Eddie, what is the makeup tool? Eddie is so irritated. He just... God! Eddie, what is the makeup tool that women use to fill in their eyebrows to make them appear thicker? and or darker. What is the makeup tool that women use to fill in their eyebrows to make them appear thicker and or darker? I would have guessed Sharpie, but I don't know. Sharpie? I don't know. Maybe darker. Yeah, Sharpie. An immediate thing came to mind. I have no clue if this is right or not. But I will say an eyebrow pencil.

1:46:03You are correct. Yes! We have a tied game. Even our guests in the studio are stunned right now. They are stunned. They can't believe it. What's going on over there? In the studio, we have a very, very irritated look on Chantel's face. Wow, Mike! Ashley is beyond herself. This is sick. This is sick. Sky has a smile on her face like, okay. Tagging woods, y'all. Okay. This is bad. Well, it's tied. It's not bad yet. It's not bad. It's tied. No pressure, girls. When a ball game is tied, it's not bad for either team. You're tied. Wow. Can you believe that? Yeah, go over to... That was incredible. That was amazing. Wow. I'm just saying. Wow, now it's not over yet, so let's not be... All right, so we go over to Sky.

1:47:12Skye. On the screen. Sean, stop it. Skye. In. He's messing with Skye. He's changing the camera positions around. It's in our dish. It gets all up in the kitchen and she's about to cook. Alright Skye, your question is. In hockey. Oh, come on. Skye just looked at me. Tap out. She just turned the head, which is that sign for are you kidding me? Yeah. Skye, you might know. You might know. In hockey, when a player scores three goals in a game, it is known as what? The triple crown. No, I'm just kidding. I'm reading Skye. Think about it. Skye. Do you know this, Ash?

1:48:17Skye is lacing the fingers. She's smelling her hand. She is. She's got a bit of a squint. She's putting the fingernails underneath the teeth. Can I have the question one more time? You can have the question one more time. Oh, so bored. Oh, mama. Stop it. Sky, in hockey, when a player scores three goals in a game, it is known as what? Index finger to the mouth. She fall asleep. She's massaging the left eyebrow. No pressure. She's about to answer. Yeah, I want to say it's a triple something. But I don't really know what it is.

1:49:20I've got a triple play in baseball. A triple score sounds too easy. Triple scoop at Baskin-Robbins. Will you stop? That sounds really good right now. Can we just go do that and call this? Triple to triple. I'm going to go a triple play. That is incorrect, Scott. That's okay. It is a hat trick. Wow. Oh, my gosh, Ashley. Yeah, it came to me after I thought about it. It is a hat trick. Wow. Oh. I've heard that before, but I didn't even know what to apply to. I never heard of that. Either did I, but I figured it applied to you. Oh, man. Come on. I am cool and calm and not feeling any pressure right now. Think of the old whore world. Let me just tell you something. Let me just tell you something. The score is tied. Yeah, it is. Which means? Yeah, what's it mean? It means that if Boston Rob gets this correct and the girls get their next question correct, we go to sudden death. Yeah. If Rob gets this correct and the girls get the next one wrong, it's over. The guys make the most incredible comeback of all time.

1:50:37Talk about it all the time. And not only would it be an incredible comeback, it'd be pretty humiliating for Team Sass. I mean, this could be the end of the day. Really? Again, our unbiased. I'm giving all scenarios. And you said it's humiliating. It would be extremely humiliating. You don't know. I don't know. It may be inspiring. Okay. I would think it's human nature, Mike. I'm freaking out. Whatever. Now, if Rob gets this wrong, they have a chance. And the girls get the next one right. It's over for the guys. In what could be the most demoralizing loss. Oh, okay. Here we go. Boston Rob. Your question is, what is the name of the sitcom on the WB starring Jenny Garth and Amanda Bynes? Rob has his eyes closed. It looked like he was trying to channel something.

1:51:42He is shaking his head. I think he's trying to change the channel. Yeah. The WB. That's not a good look. Unless you're on Team Sass. Oh, man. I'm sorry, guys. On the WB. This is my favorite. On the WB. Oh, shoot. The music bed is not where it's supposed to be. But it should be there. But it should be there. In fact, it's been there every week before. What are you doing? Eddie's raising his hand. I think Eddie wants to answer the question. I have a question. Oh, you have a question. I don't understand this question. I don't either. The WB doesn't exist anymore. Oh, stop it. I'll rephrase it. Yeah, the guy with the frog. I'll rephrase it. Thank you, Mike. What is the name of the sitcom on the former?

1:52:45television network The WB, starring Jenny Garth and Amanda Bynes. I'm thinking some, oh man, Jenny Garth. Rob, I need you to give me something. You gotta take a guess or you gotta throw me something? You gotta help me, man. I'm not allowed. No, he's not allowed. Help me out a little bit. I'm not allowed. I'm not allowed. It's not allowed for me to do that. Unlike there's an older lady and a younger lady. Come on, Rob. Give me an answer. Oh, man. I really don't want to ruin this. I got five seconds for you, Rob. Come to me. Come to me. Come on. Sorry, buddy. We're all synced up. That was our official guess. Incorrect, Rob. The show is not called We're All Synced Up. Okay. The show is called What I Like About You. Are you kidding me?

1:53:55And right now, Team Awesome can't think of one thing that they like about you because you just got that question wrong, and that means that the girls could win if they get this question right. Oh, gosh. No pressure. Yes, hon. You're going to do great, Chantel. We have a lot of faith in you. I would be freaking out right now. Chantel, you have a sports question. Okay. It's the NBA. Okay. Chantel. If you don't get this question away. Oh, don't you do it, Mike. Here it is again. Pressure. I would totally understand. Oh, no. That was what he did there. That was good. It got me. It got me. I'm depressed. That was a good one. I love that song. Chantel, what now retired NBA player carried the nickname The Mail? Are you kidding? Come on. I have my finger. No, I've heard it a million times. I have my finger on the winner.

1:55:08Sound effect. Because I figured it would be instantaneous. Yeah. She has to know. I do, and I've heard it a million times. She's lacing her fingers. Right now, the guys are perking up. I mean, come on. The guys are perking up. It can't be. It just can't be. She is looking down. Oh, my God. She's looking down. I don't even like sports, and I know it. I'm just saying. Right now. Give me a second. Chantel is trying to use the power. I even see him. Of yellow. The power of yellow. Eddie is giving me the sky signal for watch time. It's been like 30 seconds. I see the guy. I have chills. I'm standing up right now. I'm standing up right now. I'm freaking out, man. This is a very compelling moment. I am totally freaking out. This is nerve-wracking. Sky is as cool as a cucumber. Cool as the other side of the pillow. I don't know how.

1:56:14Chantel is thinking she is adjusting her bangs. It helps. She's got her index fingers up to her temples. Charles Barkley? That is incorrect. What's his name? He played for Spurs, right? That is incorrect. No, you are so bad. I'm sorry. Carl Malone. Ow, guys. This is really intense. We are. Sorry. We are. Carl Malone. We are going to take a break. We're going to take a break. I don't want to. Because it's tied. Why would you do this? Because this is probably one of the best battle of sexes ever. It's all tied. When we come back. Stop it. When we come back. Are you joking right now? We go to sudden death. You're not going to win. No, you're not. When we come back, who will win? No, you're not.

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2:07:00Well, some good news, guys. Megan Fox is back on the market after calling off her engagement to Brian Austin Green. Rumors are flying that Brett Favre has the itch to return to the Packers. You've got to be kidding me. My heart's a flutter. We are back. It is sudden death time. Eddie was so funny during the commercial break. He goes, first of all, the guys, Eddie's having a good time. He's laughing. He's having fun. And the girls are kind of quiet. And Eddie goes, I understand. Guys handle pressure a lot better than chicks do. He goes, wouldn't you agree, girl? Whatever. It's just whatever. All right. Here is how sudden death works. We're all tied in the battle of the sexes. There's no buzzer there. Calm down. You know the rules. I just want to apologize to my team for blowing it at the end of the... I'm going to win this for us, guys. I don't care. Yeah, go for it, Rob. Just scream out your name. Bring it out.

2:08:19Yell out Eddie's name. I'm confident. No, no, no. No, no, no. Yes. Let me explain how sudden death works. I'm going to ask you a question. It's the worst. Yeah, the pressure. I'm sweating. Oh, my God. My back is cramping up. I'm going to ask you a question. What? Your back? Probably really is, too. He's so weird. I'm stressing. He's so weird. He is really weird. Oh, my God. I'm going to ask you a question, and either team can interrupt me at any point in the question. Okay. Okay. Look at my arm. Look at her arm. She's got goosebumps. Get a picture of those goosebumps. It's going to go away. It's gone. That was great. She's got goosebumps. You can interrupt me at any time. All you have to do is say your name. Okay. You have to say your own name? But if you get the question wrong, if you interrupt me, it means the win goes to the other team.

2:09:19I don't like that part. Yeah, that is the worst. Let's go, Shani. I don't like that part. Okay. That was ridiculous. Ridiculous. Okay. Awesome. You guys ready for me to give you the questions? Yeah. I guess. Yeah. Whatever. Here we go. Okay. Oh, man. Skye is going to pee her pants. I am. I think I might. I already did a little. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, my God. Does a merry-go-round. counter or clockwise. Oh my God, my girl knows it. I believe it was Ashley. Scott, answer. Answer. Clockwise. That is incorrect. It turns counterclockwise. The guys win. He has his hands over his face. It turns counterclockwise. It turns counterclockwise. Ash. And the guys cannot believe it.

2:10:41Awesome has just made the most amazing comeback. Eddie is looking at me right now. Would you want to interview us? I think I should. I want to interview all of Team Awesome if we could. Let's start with the team captain, Eddie. Why are you breathing hard like you ran a marathon? Right now, Ashley is doing her bangs in the mirror. Yeah, they were really disheveled. Eddie looks like he has just come off of the most amazing slalom run in the Olympics. It's like the Winter Olympics. He just did his last slalom that won the gold for his team. Eddie, how does it feel to come back from being so far behind? I mean, you know, Team Awesome had missed the first, I think, three questions. You know, come from a deficit that no one thought that they could. And in sudden death pulled off this victory. How does that feel? How does that feel? How did you do it? How did you do it? I'd like to give all the glory to my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, for the win today. This was a group effort, Mike. I would like to thank my teammates for their amazing work today. And really giving the most humiliating defeat to these women. I mean.

2:12:13Chantel is not happy right now. That look on her face is not... Sky's look is even more despicable. Sky's got that look like the Mona Lisa. There's that slight smile and the squint of the eyes that says, I'm burning your face off with my eyes. I understand. I'm burning your face off with my eyes. Green is not Her color, Envy, is not working for you. We're just that good. Let me ask Boston Rob a question. Yeah, Mike, just like Kevin Garnett said, I'm on top of the world! Yeah! That's all my people back at Boston Cousin Dirty. I could have never done this about you, man. Remember that time we went up to the police? Oh, never mind. Anyways, I just want to say thank you, Mom, for giving birth to me. And, you know, not believing in that abortion stuff. Anyways, I just love everybody. Dave and I. Oh, man. This is awesome. I can't believe this. I can't believe this. All my people always mad. You didn't even get one question, right?

2:13:20You didn't even get one question right. Mike, I put a bet up for our team. Thank you. I put a bet up. I put a bet up for us. And finally, Sean. Sean, what did this victory mean to you? Well, he's not going to talk for 10 minutes. It means everything to me. And I really want to thank our team captain who, you know, let's face it, it wouldn't be possible without him. Eddie, you are the best. You are awesome. I'm so honored to be on the same team with you. And, you know, Mike, after I woke up from sleeping during the first half and I finally started answering questions, we kind of got it together. And that's why we won. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Mike. I woke up, Mike. Before we go on the break. Yeah, Rob. Whenever you do that. Up in the beds. Make sure that that gets played. No, no, no, no, no. Underneath that one. Oh, there it is. Oh, there it is. There it is. Eddie is standing up like he's doing the Pledge of Allegiance and now he's... What are you doing? Now he's bowing like... Now he's bowing

2:14:31to all the girls. I want to stop him. What is Eddie doing? What are you doing, Eddie? Are you wasting paper? Eddie's throwing confetti. That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Eddie is throwing confetti. What are you doing? Eddie's throwing confetti. Yes, I love it. This might be the worst day of my life. Eddie, Zeth just did an overall tally of all time battle of the sexes wins and losses. Team Awesome has 13. Team Sass has 5. The guys are okay. She wants to be a part of this celebration. We must take a break. We must take a break. It'll be a very comfortable break, I'm sure.

2:15:57Rob is coming in here. I want some of that confetti. Get out. Don't come in here. Yes. The text number is 352538. Feels so good. Feels so good. And listen, and listen, men in the audience, we do not encourage your gloating phone calls. Yeah, I did it. Great show. Thank you. Make your favorite Subway sandwich the new savory Caesar chicken. Juicy roasted chicken, creamy Caesar dressing, and your choice of fresh vegetables on freshly baked bread. Come in today and go Caesar at Subway restaurants. Subway, eat fresh for a limited time at participating restaurants. You're thinking about that new savory Caesar chicken, aren't you? Well, your timing is perfect because for a limited time, it's just $5 at Subway. Juicy roasted chicken, creamy Caesar dressing, and fresh vegetables on freshly baked bread. Only $5. Prices and participation may vary. Subway, eat.

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2:18:26Would you like to? Not since The Matrix has an action movie made you repeatedly sit up and go, whoa, I've never seen that before. Wanted is simply one of the best action films ever. And Peter Travers of Rolling Stone says, I love it. Wanted is sexy and built to thrill. Directed by Timur Beckman-Betov. Rated R. Under 17, not admitted without parent. Now playing in theaters everywhere. His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it. Years ago, he built a city out of blocks. Over 600,000 people live and work there. He is the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test. Every time he goes for a swim, dolphins appear. Alien abductors have asked him to probe them. If he were to give you directions, you'd never get lost, and you'd arrive at least five minutes early. His legend precedes him the way lightning precedes thunder.

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2:22:04No, just the declaration. Yeah, just a declaration I wrote up on a napkin. Well, when we came back from Cabo on that boat, we had to make our declarations. Yeah, that's true. We had to declare things. Yeah, we had to declare all that Kahlua. And weed. Yeah. So on Friday, tomorrow, the 4th of July, the declaration will be aboard the USS Midway. You can check it out there. That event begins at 6 o'clock. The real declaration of independence. Yeah. How about that? Get out of here. Yeah, and then on Saturday, July the 5th, Cricket brings the Declaration of Independence to the new San Diego's Children Museum. So that would be really cool for something for your kids to see. Skye, what is the website? It's mycricket.com slash San Diego. Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you, Mr. T-Shirt Launcher Inventor. Mr. T-Shirt Launcher Inventor. Not satisfied with standard souvenir distribution, you created a device with enough kick to dislocate a mascot's shoulder. Court size, luxury box, upper deck. Your high-powered cotton cannon makes every section the nosebleed section. So simple, anyone can operate it. After a background check, a training course, and a five-day waiting period.

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2:24:59into Carmel Valley for some reason. Not sure what's quite there. Just watch for a slowdown if you're in that direction. Everything else moving around along, so just enjoy the ride. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105 Free. Let me tell you, I'm going to sleep train, and he's going to get all dialed in. Yeah, I cannot wait, man. I have had the same mattress for easily 15 years. Are you serious? Yeah, 15 years. And so, you know, it's still in great shape. Shockingly, that thing is still in great shape. No. But it's time. It's time for a change. The wife, I have a very firm mattress and she hates it. Yeah. She's ready for a more softer one. Yeah. And I kind of am too. Like I've had back problems, you know, for a long time. So I'm definitely ready for a change too. So it's going to be really cool. Sky, firm mattress for you or soft mattress? Medium. Yes. Right in the middle. Yeah. Eddie likes a firm mattress. Well.

2:25:52You are going to be so happy when you get on that thing. Well, what's cool is that for people like us, you know, who have the different styles, they have what's called a sleep number mattress where you actually get to dial up the firmness on your side. That's cool. So it's really cool. Hey, if you've bought a mattress from Sleep Train and you really love the experience, please call us, will you? At 570-1053. But Sleep Train is your ticket to a better night's sleep. Mikey Show. It's another Mikey moment. They will not. Let you use Facebook? Well, it's a new policy, which is what kind of ticks me off. They just came out with a memo on Friday saying that, you know, they can block the websites and they're going to block the social networking sites. And, you know, I'm not so much upset about MySpace. I'm more kind of upset about Facebook because I used to be into MySpace, but now I'm hardcore into Facebook.

2:26:52Mikey's show continues. Rock 105.3. How did that just happen? Welcome back. It is 8.32. Former Charger Steve Foley's civil suit against the city of Coronado and the cop who shot him is now over after they decided to settle out of court. Well, the Padres lose again. They lost the Rockies 8-1. Great. This text message in all caps and exclamation says, Sass. Are you kidding me right now? Really? Right now? That is signed, P1 Debra, and in parentheses it says, yes, that Debra. Eddie's wife. Eddie's wife is as disappointed as... No, that is not her. She would not write that. Oh, really? She would not write that. She would write Mama D. I think she's disappointed. I've never met Debra, but I don't think she'd say anything like that. Oh, kicking them while they're down. I don't think she would...

2:28:06And the merry-go-round answer is currently in dispute. Yeah, good. We're taking it to court. Yeah, good. Because my honey thought I was right. Well, we just got emailed a picture showing that you were right. And I was on a merry-go-round. I would always go on the one at Santa Cruz and it would go both ways. It would go one way and then would reverse and go the other way. So I don't think there's a clear-cut answer to that question. I don't think there's a clear-cut answer to that question. Yes, Mike, you have video of it going one way. I have a picture of it going the opposite way. So what do you want? Well, I guess I want people to stop photoshopping. But the one... I guess that's the first thing I want. I guess the first thing I want is for somebody to not take a picture on Photoshop and do flip. And press the flip button. The one on the boardwalk in Santa Cruz goes both ways. It goes one way and then it reverses and goes the other way. So what do you want? It's by Mary. Yes, it's very by Mary, but the Bay Area, you know. I'm going to show you. I believe you that there's a video that Jake is on a merry-go-round. He's on a carousel. That's great. Can we agree that like...

2:29:10most merry-go-rounds go one a certain way? I don't know. Really? I'm taking it to people's court. I think the people would have been wrong. Or she would have been wrong. Well, but she's the one who answered. So her answer's in dispute. That's the only one that counts. Are you proud of yourself? Oh, I'm so proud. Which way do we think that this merry-go-round is going right now? I love how he so desperately wants to show the freaking video. That clarifies everything. That's counter. That could be anybody on that carousel. I just know that I need to show you proof. He's got video of a merry-go-round. There's more than one in the world. That's not the only merry-go-round on the planet, Mike. Zed, Wikipedia. I think that this is the bottom line of it. What's the bottom line? The bottom line is that, like, most helicopters, you know, they have a propeller on the back of the helicopter. Now, some of them might not. But I think the spirit of it is that most of them do. Yeah, like, if you go to, like, Google Images, I mean, they're almost all going counterclockwise.

2:30:29You're crazy. I'm just saying. I don't care for any of us. I got it. Oh, there it is. Proof. What do you got? Roundabouts. Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. Here we go. Roundabouts? Wait, wait, wait. We're talking about merry-go-round. Hold on. I'm getting there. I'm getting there. Chill. You sound very Australian. That sounds very Australian. It's actually an English term. This is America, dude. Hey, give me a sec. Give me a sec, guys. Give me a sec, guys. Give me a sec, guys. That's what they call in the UK. That's where they travel clockwise. Merry-go-rounds is what we call them in the US. Go counterclockwise. So that one that you got is either A, photoshopped, or B, from England. You're from England. Well, Ashley, you're still correct. Because the question wasn't based in America. It's true. Mikey, I think Ashley's wrong answer set the women's movement back about 25 years. Oh, no. Hilarious joke. How many times? Just 25? Obviously, it says. Now, that's just, no. It says, obviously, women can't handle pressure. What? That's why men become presidents. Whatever. Next one says, congratulations, guys. This comeback is up there with the 04 Sox and Tiger Woods. Wow. One of the best comebacks ever. That's P1 Cisco. Rob, that's got to feel good. Whatever, Cisco. Seven Sox against Cleveland. Oh, yeah.

2:32:03P1 Big Dog is on the line. Go ahead, Big Dog. Yeah, I wanted to offer a little insight on the carousel situation. Go ahead. I actually worked as a ride manager up in the Bay Area, and they had three carousels at the park that all went counterclockwise. Oh, thanks. Yeah, we didn't ask for that. Thanks, though. Little backup for the boys, Team Awesome. Way to go. Don't you feel great? Well, I worked as the Northern American Carousel Consulate, and I was the liaison to all the horses on the carousel. She was. Quimby wants the question redone. She thinks it's a flawed question. I agree. I agree. Is this what it's come down to? Wow. P1Z. Hey, guys. Yes. What's up? I just had a question for Ashley. I mean, she gives everybody a lot of, you know, harps on everybody because their questions are so easy, and she knows them all, but then she singly-handedly loses it. I singly-handedly want. Ashley, you just got out of that one. Yes. He was right about to get it. Totally insult me. Singly-handedly. Singly-handedly want. Oh, that's rude. Come and get me.

2:33:25Bro, you're done. Good luck. If only you had gotten through shingly-handily. That's all you had to say. I would like to have a quick meeting with my team. What? Go ahead, Eddie. Eddie would like a meeting with Boston Rob and Sean. Do we, I mean, really, with this, I'm even thinking about letting them ask us another question. To make it so that we legitimately beat them down and stomp their faces into the ground. Are you guys okay with that? We don't want your little kid now. We just had a meeting. We don't want your pity question. And we decided that if you want to ask us another question, get another one. Well, wait a minute. Now, ladies, this is unprecedented. We don't accept. Well, why would you not accept it? You're disputing the question. You're disputing the question. You said allegedly because the carousel that you're seeing is going clockwise. We are saying if you want to dispute this question, that's fine. Ask another one.

2:34:33No, because then you're going to throw it in our face if we get it right. You will. I'm offering. But I mean, how unbelievably noble and confident. I say we go for it. And confident. Why would we turn it down? Why would you turn it down? Ashley wants to go for it. It's a joke around here. Ashley wants to go for it. I like ha-ha's. So, Zeth, if you want to get another question for him, get another question. We don't care. Would you guys like to go along with Ashley and go back up to bat? I mean, I'm the one who blew it. I feel bad. I'd like to give our team another shot. They say we take them up on their offer. Come on, Sky. Well, Chantel is the captain of our team. How about we just let Ashley answer?

2:35:19How about we not? How about we do this as a team? Ashley is the one that thinks that maybe we should take Ashley and one player from Team Awesome. I mean, who? I wonder. Who should go? That's going to be hard. Rob? Yes. Rob's busy. I'm on these phones, man. But you're not. I see all the lines blinking because you're my auntie. How do you want to do it, Mike? We'll do whatever you say. One-on-one, the whole team, we don't care. Two-on-two. I say you do the whole teams. Whole teams? Whole teams. Whatever they want. We want them to be happy and we want it to be fair. You want me to be happy? Yeah, of course. Really? Here's how we're going to do it. Sky, are you okay with this? Yeah, our team captain says this is what she wants to do, and I will follow our captain. The question has been disputed. Skye says she's got photographic evidence of... Photoshopic evidence. What, Rob? Sorry. Maybe a carousel not going, or that way. Do another question. You have one? Yeah, we have another question. Oh, my gosh, I just got nervous again. Okay. Now, here's how it works. I'm not ready for this. Interrupt me, but if you get it wrong...

2:36:43The one goes to the other team. I'm seriously going to puke. Just answer your name again. Yeah. Whatever you do. Blurred it out. I will if I know it. Oh, gosh. Are you ready? Sure. No. The question is. Oh, my gosh. Are 12 buttons on a touch-tone phone? What two symbols bear no digits? Eddie. Eddie? The star sign and the pound sign. You are correct, Eddie. Is that star? Is that the star? Yes, because what you hear them say is... It's not a star. Press asterisk if you like. No, it's an asterisk. Wait a minute. Are they debating? I'm sorry. We should do another question. We should do another question. How many times do we have to win? I dispute this. A star? Like from the sky? A star.

2:37:50Last time I drew a star, it didn't look like an asterisk. That's what it's called. This is incredible. It's called a star. It's called a star. It is. I give up. It's called the star symbol. Let's answer questions until they get one right, and then it'll be okay. Can I ask a question? Yes, Sean, yes. When you want to call someone back after they've called you, do you hit asterisk 69 or do you hit star 69? Wow. Riddle me that. Then why is it called an asterisk, then? Yeah, I'm just calling back. I was just hitting the asterisk 69. I don't know what that is. Well, then why is it called that? I'm asterisk 69-ing you. I don't know what that is. When you're asking what symbol it is, it's called an asterisk. He didn't ask for the symbol. He asked for the key. This is crazy. If you would like to erase your message, just asterisk...

2:38:48Three. Press asterisk three. Well, then push that. I can't deal with it. Faulty question. Faulty answer. It's all faulty. All of you. Wow. Whatever. You guys want another one? Ladies and gentlemen, I now read from Wikipedia. Oh, no. He's going to go to the proof. Don't go to the proof. Wait. Wait. Sky, have you got any Photoshopped evidence of this one? Because you guys are living in make-believe land. From Wikipedia. Yes. Wow. By the way, this was Ashley calling this into question, by the way. So she lost the first round, and she is calling into question this one. So let me read from Wikipedia. Engineers had envisioned phones being used to access computers and surveyed a number of companies to see what they would need for this role. This led to the addition of the Thorpe number sign and star number sign as keys. The Ockthorpe number sign is a pound, and the other one is a star. Anyone? You didn't say Ockthorpe. You didn't. That you didn't say. No, he said the correct thing. He said star, which is what it is. And it's really star and Ockthorpe. No, Ockthorpe is the pound symbol. Star is the.

2:40:18Well, star symbol. The other one that. Whatever. Ladies. Ladies. Would you? Ladies. You want another one? No. We don't care. I see. Yes. Let's go around. Third time. Third time. What do we got to do? Third time. I'm not humiliated. That's the five. Number one. That's the five out of this. Maybe we go best of seven. Best of 12. I don't know. Another couple hours. I say we move on. Let's move on. I'm working for you guys right now. We're done. Thank you. Honestly, this is the next thing that I had for us to do. But I don't want it to be a competition. I don't want it to be a competition. It'll be an individual competition. Alright, guys versus girls. It's an individual competition. Tomorrow is the 4th of July. Tomorrow is the 4th of July. So here, Lizzie, I want you guys to take a guess. Take a guess. Take a guess. Many hot dogs are sold on the 4th of July. How many Americans consume? Stop it. Clockwise. How many hot dogs?

2:41:41This is according. Sky is on this board. The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council. Yeah. Sky's on that board? Yeah. I am not. No. Oh, she was saying she was on the... Why were you in their calendar then? She was on the... Oh, I don't get that. Be left with anything. It doesn't even matter. Yeah, it doesn't matter if it makes sense or not. Yes. Yes. Another victory for the men. Another one. Oh, gosh. All right. Great. Will you guys grow up already? Yeah, will you? Grow up. It's so sophomoric around here. Yeah, that's why you have tears practically streaming down your face. No, I do not. Because you don't find it funny at all. I am trying to get us to move on here a little bit. No, I am. No, you're not. Oh, my God. I can't help. Is the food here? Is the food here? Oh, my God. Oh, for goodness sake. What is it? Hot dogs. Hot dogs.

2:42:46Thank you to Park Place Liquor and Deli. Park Place Liquor and Deli, as you know, won the best sandwich in San Diego contest on the Mikey Show. And they're real good. Real good. They're in Coronado. I was in Park Place in Coronado. You can give them a call, too. 619-435-0116. I'm exhausted. Let me tell you something. This was the craziest battle of the sexes in the history of battle of the sexes. That's crazy. So guys, how much? How many hot dogs do you think that we consume as Americans on the 4th of July? You guys want to take a guess? I got a guess. Go ahead. 300 million. 300 million. Eddie, how many do you think? Are these? Packages we're talking about, you think? Or singles? What in the world? You guys are out of control right now. Anything. It doesn't matter. I can't breathe. According to the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council. You guys are ridiculous. Ridiculous. 16 million. Rob.

2:44:17Are these like the pigs in the blanket size? It makes a difference. It makes a difference. Shut up, man. Why? Oh, man. I'm going to say 57 million. Yep, sounds about right. 100 million. Oh. Oh. This guy's very serious right now. Sean. I'll say 20 million. Yeah. Sure. Chantel. I'm going to say 11 million. Yes, good guess. Will you just be quiet? He was congratulating you. Thank you, Chantel. What's happened? Why is she like that? Sean.

2:45:20Let's see. It's really old now. Stop laughing. Sky was the closest. Sky provided me with a statistic. I can't believe Mike just went there. A hundred. She didn't know. This is breaking down. A hundred and fifty. million hot dogs are sold on the 4th of July. For real? 150 million hot dogs. Wow. That costs $101 million. Wow. Congratulations, Skye. There you go. We spend... You won. Well, it's kind of not fair. I mean, there are pork products in hot dogs. That's fair. You're tripping if you think you're going to go there right now. Wow.

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2:56:36Seattle and the Sonics are parting ways. It looks like they're going to be moving to Oklahoma City. Ashley is raising her hand. Ashley, you have a question? May I please borrow a Diet Coke? Okay, wait, wait, wait. Now, hang on a second. I don't mind. I guess I could. Now, I will no matter what. But all I know is that there have been a few that have been borrowed that have never been given back. That's weird. Because once she borrows them, you know, they're kind of gone. I don't want it back. I tell you what, you take it, I don't want it back. You take it, but I don't want it. It's a gift. Definitely a gift from me to you. Give a gift from me to you. You're my gift. It's really adorable and sweet. 570-1053 is our phone number. 35253 is our text. Let's do...

2:57:55Who does Chantel know? Chantel, you ready? Oh, is it hot? It's a little hot. Yeah, a little bit. A little spicy. Oh, it's so good, though. That's spicy. You should probably borrow a diet. I'm going to play with Chantel. Oh, boy. Who does Chantel know? Chantel, who is Angelina Jolie? Who is she? Yeah, who is she? She's an actress. You got that right. Who is Christy Brinkley? She's a model. Who is Naomi Watts? I'm going to say an actress. You are correct. Who is Liv Schreiber? Schreiber. Liv Schreiber. You're very close. Who is Megan Fox? Hot. Who is Brian Austin Green? He used to play on 90210. Who is Rush Limbaugh? Well, he does a talk show not as good as ours. Who is David Archuleta? He lost second runner-up on American Idol.

2:59:02Who is Will Ferrell? Will Ferrell is sometimes hot. Kind of, I don't know, kind of dated Britney Spears a little. Who is? Wait, wait. Hold school. I thought you said Colin. I was just mixing up. But he's kind of big, you know, hairy chest and coming out the new movie. I'm going to give you 10 out of 10. Our last one. Yes. Who is? Vern Troyer. Troyer. He is? He's been on our show twice, Chantal. Really? Yes. Has he been on our show twice? He's the short mini-me. That's right. He's mini-me. Was he on our show more than once? Yeah. When else was he on our show? Eddie's going, I don't know. Wait. I didn't know that. Maybe that was when I was at AJ's Playhouse. Was it when you were on AJ's Playhouse? No. I think I'm just on crack. I think it was Webster. You did great. You did fantastic. Yay!

3:00:13Crack is whack. These are the top ten people in the news today. Christy Brinkley's divorce trial is off to a racy start. Oh, no. Oh, dude. What's going on? Well, okay, so, you know, it came out when she filed for divorce that her husband was cheating on her with his 18-year-old assistant. Ew! Yeah, okay. So he wanted it to be like a closed court. You know, in most celebrity divorces, he says it's a closed court. But Christie said, I want the public to know everything that went on here. So it's actually open proceedings. And yeah. And yesterday, we found out that her, you know, soon to be ex-husband, Peter Cook. paid the 18-year-old assistant $300,000 to keep the affair quiet. And so she, like, signed a thing and agreed to it. But then when she got subpoenaed by the court, the court overrides whatever contract she had with him to keep quiet. So she gets to keep her $300,000 and testify. And then, of course, there's talk of that the soon-to-be ex spent about $3,000 a month on porn websites. Let the romance begin. The girl? No.

3:01:29My husband. Yeah, Peter Cook. It's like you're married to Christy Brinkley. Oh, she's so beautiful. She's gorgeous. She is gorgeous. I mean, women approach me six, seven times a day. Now, is this actual audio clips of him saying that? It's from the proceedings. I see. Let the romance begin. Let the romance begin. So I guess they had a prenuptial agreement for all the financial stuff, but they're both fighting for primary custody of the children. And so that's what this is really all about. How does the guy have a leg to stand on? I don't know. He doesn't. Let's see. It looks like last night, Sean got more emails from P1s than ever before. Wow. I wonder why. It was all about what is being known now as Ham Day. Apparently, July 2nd. Oh, no. Are you kidding? July 2nd has been deemed Ham Day. Wow. Mike. Why? Where? Because of yesterday's Sean TV. I don't remember. What happened? Are you kidding me, Mike? Well, we played it in the replay this morning. You didn't hear that? No, I wasn't here.

3:02:49Ham? Yesterday in Sean TV, it was Iron Chef America where the secret ingredient was ham. Oh, and from what I can recall, Skye loves ham. She adores it. Like it's her favorite thing. She does love ham. Mike, you like killer whales? Hmm. Eddie is, don't think of, don't think of one up. I know you're trying, you're thinking one up right now. I'm telling you. I can talk you down from this. Oh, someone can dish it but can't take it. Let me tell you. Oh, look at that. Look at that. You do love ham. What am I saying that's wrong? I can make all the ha-ha's about the sky. Someone makes a ha-ha about me. I don't like children. It's about ha-ha. It's not about likes and dislikes. Everyone's making ha-ha. She's poking a bear. Cunny bait. It's ha-ha. Now ham's good. And so, July the 2nd shall now be known as... Hamday. Oh, what is Shantel doing? So she's now hugging the bear that she just poked? Why? I don't know. You really need a boyfriend. See? Oh, my gosh. You don't need to fall to his tricks. Oh, that's harsh. Now she's saying she will not stoop to that level. You know that hits me below the bed. That's got to hurt me at the knees. Dude. You're not nice. John McCain denies grabbing foreign officials. Wow.

3:04:19I don't get it. Can you smell what the Mac is cooking? A Republican senator did an interview. You got some food in your mouth. I know. I thought you guys were going to keep making stupid jokes for a little while. Sandwich is so good. I like ham. So a Republican senator from Mississippi did an interview with his hometown paper and was asked what he thinks about John McCain. And he says that he's worried about John McCain's temper, which has been something that's been said about John McCain for a while. And then he goes on to tell this story about in 1987 when they were both on a trip to Central America to meet with an associate of the president at the time. And this guy, the senator from Mississippi, looks down the table and sees John McCain grabbing this associate by his shirt collar and lifting the dude out of his chair. And the guys are exchanging words. What if he had something on his shirt? Yeah. How do you know he didn't have something on his shirt? We don't lift him out of his chair. This guy is more of a hero. This guy is more of a hero than anybody else. Now he's spent all his days at the Hanoi Hilton. And on top of it, he's saving a man's life. So the Mississippi senator says he doesn't know what provoked it. He doesn't know what was being said. John McCain has issued a statement and said that never happened. That is a lie.

3:05:42According to John McCain. So he's really lying about the whole thing instead of saying maybe something was on his shirt. Yeah, maybe something was on his shirt. Or maybe it didn't happen. Somebody's lying. Yeah. You know who I think is lying? Who? Wait. What's she there? What's she lying about, Mike? She's apparently saying she's expecting again. Oh, no. Whatever. Yeah. Her fiancé had a baby less than a year ago. Wow. I was going to say. Yeah. Popping him out. Is it Leib Schreiber or Liv Schreiber? It's Schreiber. I hate how he says his name. Yeah, I think it's Leib. Like, it sounds like there's a B there. No. I think you're right. Even though it's spelled like Liv Schreiber. No, no, no. Whoa. Rush Limbaugh just signed a deal through 2016. Mike, I can't even talk about it, Mike. Talk about this, Mike. I can't even talk about it, Mike. This is great. This is upsetting. Yuck. Well, that's eight years. Okay. How much are you getting?

3:06:45For eight years? I don't know. Eight million bucks, do you think? A million bucks a year? Maybe a little higher. I think more than that. Let's say he's making five mil a year. No. Let's say five. What's five times eight? That would be 40, but no. Let's think really high, like 100 million a year. A year? I mean, for the whole eight years. But then that would be $800 million. For the whole eight years. Ridiculous. So you're saying if he was making 100 million a year, for eight years, that'd be 800 million. For the entire eight years. Yeah, she meant to say $100 million total. Oh, $100 million over eight years? Yes. Which I still think would be ridiculous. That is incorrect. Guy, how much is Rush Limbaugh's new deal worth? His new deal that will keep him on the air through 2016 is worth $400 million. What? Wow. $1 million.

3:07:42A year for eight years, plus he gets a $100 million signing bonus. Oh, really? You can do that? Yeah, I thought only sports players did that. Whoa. That's a lot of money. He deserves it. Malaysian Idol on the YouTube clip of the day. That's all I'm saying. 35253 is our text number. Our phone number is 570-1053. Check it out. The Mikey Show. You guys are such a great sport for San Diego and everyone listening. San Diego is really... It's really lucky to have you guys on the radio every morning. Rock 105.3. Sky, there's only one place in San Diego that P1s should be going to get sunglasses, and that is Sunglass and Optical Warehouse. Yeah, Eddie, it's getting to be that time because the weather is getting beautiful out, and if you need to get a new pair of sunglasses, especially if you're Mikey Show P1,

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3:11:36Zero for 72 plus employee pricing offer only available on 2008 F-150s. Excluding Harley-Davidson models. All buyers must qualify for Ford Credit Limited Term Financing. Residency restrictions apply. $1,000 gas offer available as a cash rebate from Ford Motor Company. 2008 models only. Excludes Mustang Shelby GT500 and Escape Hybrid. Take new retail delivery from dealer stock by 7608. See dealer for qualifications and complete details. Express Tire Rewards of Summer Sale is on now. Save up to 25% on all Cooper tires and receive a $50 gift card on selected tires. tires for less call express 1-888-EXP tire that's 1-888-EXP tire stop putting off buying new tires get to big o tires fourth of july sale buy three select passenger tires and get the fourth tire free buy three get one free hurry offer valid through july 6 at a participating big o tire store near you rock 1053 traffic you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. The smooth ride continues this morning. It's been a great commute as we head into the holiday. Right now, we're up to speed and problem-free throughout the county. Nothing going on. So now's a good time to get where you're going. Actually, it has all morning long. So just enjoy the ride out there and enjoy this good-looking weekend. Border wait still about an hour and a half in some ways in San Ysidro. Down with Lawrence on Rock 105.3. From the Cricket Wireless Studios, this is the home of... Also quoted as saying, happy San Diego's Rock.

3:13:04MikeCricket.com slash San Diego. Mikey Show. With another visit from Dr. Phil. Hello, y'all. I'm Dr. Phil. Hey. It's wonderful to be here. Now, I heard this email, and I have to say that I can kind of relate to it a little bit. Really? Well, my wife and I, we go through this all the time, actually. You see, she's a bleeding-heart liberal, and I am smart. Oh, wow. You're a Democrat as well. You're going to make a lot of people. Well, no, Skye. Actually, I lean to the right. Oh, well, then you're just not a star. Actually, the right way. Oh, okay. Oh, you're so clever, Dr. Phil. Now, here's the deal, though, Skye. I mean, it's like this. My wife has a lot of cute ideas, but so are the people that work at Disney. Oh, my goodness. It's all fairytale. Mikey's show continues. Rock 105.3. Magic. What, what? Were you in your rock when that went down? Okay.

3:14:13That was magic. That would have been a crazy coincidence. Yeah. The girls were singing holiday. Are you serious? Yeah. I didn't even see Robin here. I'm real slick like that. He's tiny. Tiny. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Sing it, ladies. This email says, if the girls... Yeah. Oh, there we go. Shoot. This email says, if the girls are going to make every loss a battle of semantics, you guys should stop playing because it's obvious the guys are going to win every time. Oh, wow. Why torture these gals? Hey, by the way, guys, you should argue the hot dog record question. It should be bogus because they're actually called Frankfurters. Oh, exactly. That's a good point. It is 920. A seven-year-old Sacramento girl is in good shape after being shot in the head. They'll remove the bullet next week. Okay, well, that's good. All right. Wimbledon yesterday, the men's two, the two big guys in the men's draw.

3:15:14Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal both won. That means they're on a course to meet again in the finals. But not on clay this time, right? No, it's not grass. Interesting. What are your thoughts, Eddie? I don't care. That's weird. Man. Okay. That was awesome. Now, Rob had a checkup at the dentist. Oh, good. He actually went. How we doing? Rob. Good for him. What'd they say? They said the holes in the back of my mouth where they yanked them teeth out have closed up 40%. Oh, I only got 60% left to go. In the meantime, you have a pork chop stuck in there. Oh, dude. Not fun. Dude, they are like... gaping holes he showed me. It's gnarly. He's always asking us for toothpicks. Which is the grossest thing. We carry toothpicks. I usually do. I always carry toothpicks. He's got a holster. Now I get why he wanted my toothpick. It's not a dispenser. It's a little wooden toothpick holder. You're being serious? What a dork. Wow. Don't we all have a toothpick?

3:16:29Yeah, it's got little diamonds on it. It's called Blinda. Jay-Z carries the same one. It's engraved with his initials. Right. Ash, your boyfriend's... It's my boyfriend. Oh, my God. I love you. I love you so much. You're my everything. You're my everything. So cute. Ash? Yeah? So your boyfriend's sister has a boyfriend or a husband that caught some fresh tuna? Has a boyfriend. Has a boyfriend. Yeah, went out and fished and caught himself some fresh tuna. Right here in San Diego? Where did he go? Somewhere around here. I think you could do it around here. And I want to really, really bad. I think it was somewhere around here, but I could be wrong. When you had this. New Mexico. I don't know. I think it was Montana. I don't know. Now, did they cut this stuff up in front of you, or did they already have it all cut up? His name is Wrong, first of all. And it's Nicole's boyfriend, Wrong. Wrong? His name is Wrong. His name's Ryan. Why are you saying it like that? Wrong? His name is Long. Someone, never mind. Anyways. What's happening? So what did he do?

3:18:02When I saw it, he had already taken the tuna and it was wrapped in bacon. And he was going to put it on the grill. So it just looked to me like normal fish, but super thick and wrapped in two slices of bacon per slice. I want to do this. And then he grilled it up, Mike. He just caught it? He had just caught it. I want to do that, man. It was fresh tuna. Eddie, what do you think? Eddie. You would have appreciated it, Mike, so much. Would you ever have any interest on going on a boat and doing that? I'm not much of a deep sea fishing guy, but I probably would just for the experience. I would like to. It was so good. You would, Sean? Yeah, I definitely would. You would get seasick? I love fishing. You don't get seasick? Not usually, no. The time I went snorkeling, I did get seasick, but I was in the water. You were in the water when you got seasick? Yeah. That's weird. Oh, Sean. Is that even possible, Mike? Yeah. I mean, it's just so good. Wrap your head around it. I'm trying to. It's like, well, I'm standing on the shore staring at a boat. I got really sick. You're grossing me out. I'm trying to imagine. When you snorkel, you're at the surface. So you're going up and down with all the waves. So as soon as I got back on the boat, it was like, I just hurled. Oh, it makes sense now. Sean is going to get irritated. All right, boat trip guys, let's do this.

3:19:32Scott, you in? I am not in. Don't be like that, Sean. Not on this day. It's a great day. He thwacked the camera. He thwacked it. Come back, honey. Stop it. You turn that thing back on, you rascal. I've had a couple of people say that we should do that as a P1 trip or something. Dude, I'd be in. We're not going to kill things as part of a P1 trip. Skye, you don't just kill it. You eat it. Your favorite food is a filet. What do you mean? Hello? But we're not killing them. You're killing the cow. I'm not killing the cow. Oh, I see what you're saying. You're like, I don't want to have to do it. You're just benefiting from its murder. Thank you. I get what you're saying, though. You don't want to be there when it happens. I understand that. Yeah, I mean, hello. I wouldn't want to be there either. Messy. That's right. That's why I paint it. That's why I want to paint it. I mean, I will ha-ha. If I were to do it.

3:20:40Yes. Bye. I'm still looking for the real killer. I mean, I'm up to hole nine. That's right. You haven't found him in the first eight holes. No. Time to check the back nine. When I get to the 16th hole, I'm going to be like, hey, is the killer here? All right, then. Four. That'll work. Yeah, that'll work. Hands up. Get in there. Get in there. I think that that would be fun. Going out there in the high seas. You eat what you catch. You're not just killing something for no reason. You eat it. That's good stuff, man. I would like to get either yellowtail or tuna. And then we can go on a big game hunt.

3:21:39Shut up. Can you add a P1 big game hunt? Dude, have fun with that. What do you think, Skye? Hand Skye her rifle? No. Oh, Skye, it's looking at you. Don't shoot at me. Skye, right in the face? That's messed up. You're not supposed to shoot it in the face. There's room. Eddie. Oh, my goodness. Skye, you got it. She's got a holster for all those suckers. Skye, it's done. Skye, Why did you bring that out here? We're not going to be able to eat it. She's just standing over and going to town. Are you pretending that's Dick Cheney? Bo, calm down. Rob, I mean, you had to. I've been on the phone for like 15 minutes. I don't even know what's going on. Like 15 seconds. I have no idea. Like, what are we doing? Rob wants to eat tiger. That's right. Oh, heck yeah.

3:23:01P1 Rachel. I've had lion. Do you lie? My brother had a friend that went on a safari. I was just having some information the other day. It was disgusting. You had a real lion? At Mark's house. I thought they were like in danger. No, no, no. His friend went on a safari. You could pay this big money to be able to get lion. To be able to go hunt almost anything you could think of. Gross. And you send it to a taxidermist. Yeah. And you get to keep the meat and all that stuff. It was disgusting. What did it taste like? Like, gamey times a hundred. You know what I haven't had, though, is a rattlesnake. Oh, I haven't. You've had that? Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. We have a caller on the line. Rachel, I'm sorry. Hi, you. Hello. Hi. Hi. I think she joined me. Hi. Hi, this is P1 Rachel. I just wanted to do a comment about, yeah, they're catching albacore and yellowfin tuna and everything right off San Diego Coast right now. No way. Then he must have gotten his thumb. My boyfriend has a small charter fishing business that actually for Sky, he's eco-friendly, so it's catch and release. I want to do that with that.

3:24:23That's still cruel. I don't care what you say. I don't want somebody to jab a knife in my face and be like, oh, but I'm going to let you live. They don't have nerves in the lip. They don't even have brains. You have brains. I've eaten them. No. Scooped them out with a melon baller. No, I do not want to watch any of that. Would you eat brains? Yes, when I go to Cold Stone, I tell them I want lemon. Sorbet. Sorbet. Gummy bears and tuna brain. That's so gross. Just a little bit of waffle cone. Yuck. Come on, man. Listen, it sounds fun to go tuna fishing. Sounds like it would be a good time. Heck yeah, dude. It does. Would you go, Rob? In a heartbeat. You're in me. Yeah, it's good to go. Sky, you don't have to fish, but you come with us.

3:25:21No, I don't want to watch a fish flopping around struggling to breathe. Well, this is not the time nor the place to do some sort of autopsy on a fish. You're going to need a bigger boat. This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of an autopsy on a fish. Dancing like a crazy person. Good gosh. $10,000 for me by myself. I'll catch you. For that, you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing. Wow. Let's do this. No, Eddie. Come on. Kill him for 10. Come on. I'm bringing a spear, though, in case I encounter any animals. Oh. That's right. You go inside the cage. Cage goes in the water. You go in the water. Sharks in the water. Mr. Hooper. Those dimensions. Okay.

3:26:41Here's to swimming with boat-legged women. Not every time. What kind of shark? Tiger shark. Yes! What? What kind of shark? That's awesome. Why? It's the best. Here's to swimming with boat-legged women. T-Rex! Yo, what's happening? How you doing, man? I'm doing well. How are you guys today? Good. I want to say happy holidays, but I know you're having an itch to go fishing, and I've been having an itch to go fishing, too. Let's plant a P1 party. That's what I was just saying, man. That's what I was just saying. No, thank you. Yeah. The last time I went fishing, I went shark fishing about five years ago. And I call it a blue-tip shark, about four foot long. Thresher shark tastes real good. Yeah. Mako shark tastes real good. Shark tastes good. Yeah, any of the tunas, too. It's awesome. There you go. Yeah, man, I think it'd be cool. Maybe we'll talk to promotions and see what they can get going. Awesome, yeah. I think that both of these are good.

3:27:59There you go. You'll figure it out. It sounds fun to me. All right, brother. Thank you for calling. Where can I get what? Some hambrots. Some hambrots. 35253. Phone number is 570-1053. This guy's got new movies next. I just want to let you guys know how much I really appreciate your show. I try to catch every minute. It's the best. Thank you, man. We appreciate it. Thank you very much. 105.3 Rampage Jackson versus Forrest Griffin. These two will battle for the UFC Light Heavyweight Championship. Also, Patrick Cote against Ricardo Almeida. The Ultimate Fighting Championship presents UFC 86 Jackson versus Griffin from the Mandalay Bay Event Center in Las Vegas, Nevada. Live this Saturday night only on pay-per-view.

3:29:15Order UFC 86 on Cox Communications or Time Warner Cable. Please use your remote control. Visit 86.ufc.com for full event details. BMW Encinitas. I love BMW Encinitas. Listen, if you are looking for a new car, where is it? I brought this in for a reason. Car and Driver Magazine. Basically what they're saying is that they were having a shootout with some of these cars. One of them was a BMW and the other one was an Infiniti. Now, people have heard of this car, this Infiniti. A friend of mine has one. G35 Sport. And the BMW 3 Series marched all over it. Now, if you're interested, you can get into a lease of the 3 Series for $399. BMW Encinitas. Why would you not go? Get down there right away. They're located on Encinitas Boulevard. And they're committed to you, P1s. I've talked to their GM. They're committed to you guys. They want to make you happy in the worst way.

3:30:25BMW Encinitas on Encinitas Boulevard, just west of El Camino Real. You know how people sometimes throw a bottle into the ocean with a message inside? Something like a treasure map or a note that says, oh, please save me, I'm stranded on an island with these particular coordinates and blah, blah, blah. If we're being honest with each other, and I think we are, those kinds of messages never help anyone. This world could use a bottle with a different kind of message in it. A message that says, I am delicious and good and I am worth it. drinking. Did we mention that this message is liquid? The message we're talking about is inside every bottle of Heineken Premium Light. It's a joyful message of hops, yeast, and sharing. It's a message that says I'm a small good way to bring a little bit of nice into someone's day. It's a message that deserves to be shared. And it's a message that can only be heard with your mouth. Share the good. Enjoy Heineken Light responsibly. Heineken Premium Light, Lager Beer, Heineken USA, White Plains, New York. Visit sharethegood.com.

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3:32:28Rock 105.3 by Sleep Train Mattress Center. The smooth ride continues on our freeways as we head into the holidays. It's been a great commute here this morning. Still no major problems. We're moving around along for a nice, enjoyable commute. So now's a good time to get where you're going and have fun. If you're heading uptown to Orange County and Riverside, they're up to speed as well. Board of Way is still kind of tough, though. Hour and a half in some ways in San Isidro, heading north into the U.S. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Let me tell you, into Sleep Train, and he's going to get all dialed in. Yeah, I cannot wait, man. I have had the same mattress for easily 15 years. Are you serious? Yeah, 15 years. And so, you know, it's still in great shape. Shockingly, that thing is still in great shape. But it's time. It's time for a change.

3:33:14The wife, I have a very firm mattress and she hates it. Yeah. She's ready for a more softer one. Yeah. And I kind of am too. Like I've had back problems, you know, for a long time. So I'm definitely ready for a change too. So it's going to be really cool. Sky, firm mattress for you or soft mattress? Medium. Yes. Right in the middle. Yeah. Eddie likes a firm mattress. Well. You are going to be so happy when you get on that thing. Well, what's cool is that for people like us who have the different styles, they have what's called a sleep number mattress where you actually get to dial up the firmness on your side. That's cool. So it's really cool. Hey, if you've bought a mattress from Sleep Train and you really love the experience, please call us, will you, at 570-1053. But Sleep Train is your ticket to a better night's sleep. The Mikey Show continues featuring Mikey. A lot of my issues stem from my relationship with my mother. Eddie. A wee bit competitive. Skye. I own a spaceship. Oh, does that mean it's true? Save that clip. Sean. It's so frustrating because I can't see her. Basta Ra. I'm Mo Rent. Come see. And Ashley. I'm a good driver. No, you're not. I am. No, you're not. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3.

3:34:26What does that have to do with anything? Whoa, whoa, whoa. What happened? Well, if I could go to Eddie's to play Guitar Hero. And what did he say? He's saying no because I'm a girl. What does that have to do with it? Girls can't play guitar. Oh, really? Dude, Ellen loves Guitar Hero. She plays it on a show all the time. Hello. That is reason enough. Thank you, Eddie. Do not let girls play. Wait, what? She's not a girl. Yes, she is. She's a girl. I just want to say, tomorrow is the 4th of July. Yes. That's true. Do you know what we're celebrating for that? Independence Day. Yeah. That's right. That was weird. Do the ladies know what it is? What? I'm just curious. So rude. That's not even. If they know what it's about. Let's ignore. It's been an honor of tomorrow being the 4th of July. Yeah. I wanted to see if you guys would mind if I let my friend Casey. Come in and sing one of his favorite songs. I don't know. Well, what's it about? Only if it fits with the occasion. Tomorrow's 4th of July. Everybody's going to be grilling out, Eddie. That's true. I think I'm going to make burgers. You're going to make burgers? Yeah, I think so. Anybody making hot dogs tomorrow? No. They're going to make pumpers. Come on in, Casey.

3:35:50Hamburgers and hot dogs. Hamburgers and hot dogs. I like it. More song I want to play for you guys because it's summertime and we got one million people at local beaches. Beach. You're forgetting one tie-in. When you go to the beach and the sand is really hot, it's really bad for people who have. Just wanted to get that out there to everybody. I feel safer. Mikey Show. Yeah, I want to see what happened to Tyrone and Tortilla. That's a good question. People miss them. People really do miss them. What happened was is that Don Imus did his thing with the Rutgers basketball team and Shauna told us that we can't do any humor that has anything to do with racial stuff.

3:40:13Come on, Shawna. Exactly. We've asked her about a million times since then. When can we bring it back? And she says, not until I tell you. You guys. Why do you guys come to beg me about it? And I say it's okay. I'm trying to. You guys know I totally love the show. I mean, bring it back. Ashley Pyramid. Yeah. Can you guys shout out P1, Ralph Loki, and Farfallite every now and again? There, you just did it, bro. You just did it. You guys take it easy. Thank you. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey, what's up? P1 Leonidas. What's going on, Leonidas? I wanted to wish you a safe and speedy recovery from your surgery. Thank you, bro. Congratulations to Eddie on getting a house. Oh, thanks. Sweet. Hey, what kind of dog are you going to get now that you can get a dog? Great question. Let's talk about it. Eddie? I think you should talk about it with your wife. She will like whatever I bring home. I think she should have a say. We'll see. No, she doesn't care. Would you guys be interested in doing any of this? Now it's time for the YouTube clip of the day. Finally!

3:41:39How would you like to hear American Idol Malaysia? Would love it. It's called Malaysian Idol. I'd want to hear it, yeah. Why did they? It's called Malaysian Idol, and they really like it there. Cut 32. Ashley? That was Ashley. Here's the Malaysian one. I just got the bends. My ears just got the runs, man. Is that the winner? That was the winner of Malaysian Idol. Congratulations. Hey, everybody. Come on.

3:44:08Let's see. Here's the winner of Malaysian Idol singing What's Up? No. I'll say. I think we're all feeling that. Yes. Uncomfortable. Especially Rob's ears. So they asked John McCain about his running mate. Cut number nine. I'm very strong on the economy. I understand it. I have a lot more experience than my opponent. People feel that it is not a strong suit. You have other strengths as well, but that if you selected somebody from the business sector as a running mate, that it could go a long way for you. Mitt Romney's name has come up again, very successful, of course, with business ventures. Is he somebody that's at the top of your VP list? Mitt Romney is a great person, and he's done it.

3:45:14He's done a great job for us, and we're really pleased at the cooperation and help that he's given us. And he won millions of Republican votes, so there'll be a big place for him and the Republican Party in the future. But obviously we're not talking about specific candidates. Thanks for asking that. Well, that's what I do. It sounds like they're inside a bird exhibit at the Wild Animal Park. That's so weird. That's where he does all his interviews, is that what it is? I like when John McCain is asked a question and he laughs. Does he? Yeah, I've heard him do that. When he's asked something and you obviously know he's thinking in his head, like, give me a break. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Yeah, he giggles and then he'll give some PC answer. That's him laughing right there. That's a clip of John McCain after a joke. There you go, John. Sweet barrel wine! Sweet barrel wine! Peanut Noor? Let's see. P1 Donna is in a U-Haul right now. Hey, Mikey. How are you? Oh, dude. Well, we're in the middle of Riverside County, and it's hot. It's hot. It's hot. Yeah, we're on our way to Idaho, and we just wanted to say thank you for all the chuckles. We'll be catching you online, and it's been a very hamlarious week. I love you, guys. I love you, guys. John McCain, I think that's funny. Fantastic.

3:46:47No, we love you, Sky. You're the best. Why are you leaving San Diego? Fresh air, and we're actually going to help some... You should go on vacation, then. Come back to San Diego. Yeah. No, we're going to go help some family members with some health issues. There you go. That's nice of you. Yeah, that is. That's very cool. Very cool. We'll listen to you online. Good luck. Hey, Ham. Ham. Ham be with you. Yes. Thank you very much. Greetings and ham. Ham mutations. That's right. Ham? Is that the break song? Do you have to break? Guys. What? You have to break. What is this? This is goodness. What is it? Is this Jack Johnson? No. Dude, come on. Please. Shut your mouth. Is this Chloe McMichael?

3:47:54Yes. Is this Josh Billingsley? It's Jason Mraz. I like it. On a Rock 105.3. They say Corona Light is the only light beer that's also a Corona. That's a statement we can all understand, right? You, sir, with the boogie board. Yeah, dude. Why is Corona Light the only light beer that's also a Corona? Corona Light's epic, brah. When the lime carves a sweet ride down the neck, it's sick. Sick is good, right? Only thing better is snaking some way from a kook and dropping in with a killer cut back down the barrel. Dude, it's like I get all Richter just thinking about it. Richter, like the scale? All light and tasty. Oh, of course. Corona lights some sweet nectar, bro. I'd eat some major femme to get in that soup, you know. Oh, I love foaming my soup. Dude. Sorry, I tried.

3:48:58Now we all understand that Corona Lite is the only light beer that's also a Corona because it's refreshing, ready-for-the-beach taste is available in a light beer. Imported by Crown Imports, Chicago, Illinois. Relax responsibly. It's your thing, bro. Latronic. Lat-what-ic? That means goodbye. Oh, got it. Thank you, foam-eating guy. Wishing I had me a burrito. So I said to my friend, I got to see her again. I gotta go get me a burrito. My friend said, man, I understand. It's not about the meal, it's about how... Hey, San Diego, pick up some Coors Banquet for that legendary, smooth, full-flavored taste of the Rocky Mountains. Find Girl Scout cookies in a blizzard? Is there no limit to the marketing savvy of these girls?

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4:00:08Sky. Luck? Symbol? Irish? Luck? Please. Everyone would have said Barbie. Everybody would have. Everybody would have. Everybody. Oh, yeah. Hit it. Oh, that's right. Where is he? Where is Sean? Where is he? Let the romance begin. Oh, there he is. Oh, he's getting some romance. Creepy. There's Shawnee, oh boy. Hey, romance. How are you, Shawnee? Get off your Fargan phone, man. Where is he? I don't see him in the camera. You don't? Invisible sound effects. I see your lunch pail. I see your man purse. I see a coffee mug. I see muffling stuff on the walls. Where's Sean? I don't see Sean. Where are you, Shawnee? You gotta hit it. There he is! He is the sweetest guy.

4:01:45Looks like the U.S. Olympic trials are off and running. Ashley's favorite, Katie Hoff. What the heck? She's my friend from high school. Well, hold on. Natalie Coughlin? Dude, my brother swam with her. Get out of here. She came to my daughter's graduation party. Really? They were really good friends, and they swam competitively together on the same competitive. Wow. I don't know any of this guy. Natalie Coughlin. Dude, she's huge. We watched her in the last Olympics. I reported a couple days ago she broke a world record. In the 100 meter backstroke? With the 100 meter backstroke? I believe so. Is that when I asked if I could do 100? How fast you would go? Ashley knows her. That's pretty cool. Yeah, she's crazy talented. I got a poster of her. I know Serena Williams. You do not know her. She actually does. I do. She is my sister-in-law. I know Pele.

4:02:53Really? You do not. See, that is a lie. That is a lie. Taught him the kick. I knew Seabiscuit. You did? You did not. Okay, I glued some stuff together. Wow. Guys, I really know her. I really do. Let me get this straight. Cammy was okay, but the... No, they're both. You've gone too far this time. You've gone too far this time. Both a little bit over there, you know what I'm saying? I'm going to call you later. 1008. Write it down. Let's see. Some lady in Vista used her company credit card to charge $150,000 and split. Yeah. Can't do that? Rob finds out hilarious. Oh my God. Isn't it weird how... There'll be something out there. And it just, for whatever reason, it tickles Rob. Did she buy one thing and then split? That's not why he laughed. He didn't laugh because he thought she bought one thing. The company's got to be an idiot. Well, because companies, they get their credit card bills every day. They get a new credit card bill every day.

4:04:08Well, yeah. To spend $150,000 in a month? In a four-day period. You gotta be working your ass off to do that. In a four-day period. She went to Gucci, Bloomingdale. She bought a bunch of Rolexes. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. That's not what I even thought the deal was. What? I thought that she, like, would have used it to, like, get out of the country. Like, used it to pay for, uh... Like a plane ticket? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she bought a whole bunch of stuff. She also rented a 08 Chevy Suburban, which has now been reported stolen because she never returned it. She rented it and never returned it. That's nuts. Yeah, yeah. So her name is Julie Jackson. She's 34 years old. Police are asking for the public's help in locating her. She has brown hair, brown eyes. She's 5'7 and weighs 130 pounds. Miss Jackson, if you're nasty. That is true. That is a fact. There is a $1,000 reward. What's her name? Julie Jackson. $1,000 reward? $1,000, that's it? They should give you a Gucci purse or whatever. Yeah, hook me up with the car. You know what I'm saying? Julie Jackson. Yes. Brown hair, brown eyes, 5'7", 130. I'm trying to imagine that. What she looks like? Yeah, you know what they should say? Let me see. They should always say whenever they're looking for somebody, they should be like, kind of cute. Not that, you know, not really, but...

4:05:32Looks like... Hello, Mama. How you doing? Beautiful? An ugly Michelle Pfeiffer. They should say that, you know? They should be like... Ah, yes! Looks a little bit like, you know, it could be Serena and what's-his-name Williams kind of weird-looking sister. Yeah. Like David Copperfield with a stroke. Yes. Yeah. You know, it would be more descriptive. So what would you say in this case? I would say she's kind of pretty. Yeah. I would say she's kind of cute. I want to see that. She's kind of cute. Let me see. Too young. Yeah, who does she look like? Young, pretty. What do we got? What do we got? Brown hair, brown eyes. Let's bring her down. Let's bring her down. Debra Harry with a hair lip. Yeah. She's kind of got a face like a shoe. Rob will agree with that. A face like a shoe. She looks like Marsha Mason's daughter, but almost for Sean, really. Even Sean doesn't know who Marsha Mason is. A heavy bottom jaw. Yeah. Yeah, like it looks like he carries weight. Rob makes super strange observations. Back in the day, if you could transport water, she could carry it in her jaw. What did you say, Sean? I said like a Harry Hamlin jaw. Yeah, good call. Good call. Be a cousin to David Schwimmer. Oh, that is a... Female cousin of David Schwimmer. Let me see, let me see, let me see knowing that. Let me see knowing that.

4:07:07If you want to enjoy her picture, you can find it on NBCSanDiego.com. Yeah, it's like David Schwimmer's cousin. I'm going to tell you somebody else. I lost it. Wait, that doesn't make any sense. That doesn't even say anything. No. That doesn't work? No, it doesn't work like that. Kind of looks like Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard. She looks a lot younger than 34. I don't think that this is a current picture. You don't? Uh-uh. This doesn't look like a 34-year-old. It does. It does not. This looks like a 27-year-old. Sky, wouldn't you say 27 years old? Go easy. Sky, you think that looks 34? For sure. Rob needs to see it some more. Okay, here you go, Rob. $1,000. More observations. What are you doing? I'm going to go hunt her. I do stuff to alter their image.

4:08:22With my fingers. Yeah, he's covering up the bottom part of her hair. He looks like the young Hanson kid. Looks like that hot Hanson chick. The drummer from Hanson. The good-looking girl from Hanson. I love sassy fat chicks. No, she's not bad. No, she's not. Let's see. David Archuleta says he's still waiting for his first kiss. Of course he is. Yeah, I'm totally surprised by that. Of course he is. Yeah, and he also says in an interview when he was asked about girls' fashion, he says one thing that really confuses him is really short skirts. What is confusing about that? He doesn't know how to wear them? Well, isn't he Mormon? I believe so. Well, who wants to see that? I know if you're Mormon, you're not allowed to wear a skirt above your knees. Well, did anybody get the vibe? What about a skort? Is a skort okay? Yeah, that's fine. What about skorts? Well, skorts are okay, but they have to be like... I'm wearing a skorts right now. When you guys watched Idol last season, did anybody's gaydar go off? Because mine sure did. I didn't see it. It's a little kid. No, I don't think so. I just said you can't be a teenager and be gay. No, but I mean, how can you tell? He's young. You can tell. I just think he's really innocent. He's a girlfriend.

4:09:45Like he was going to take the prom or something. You're gay. To Sky's defense, his girlfriend was Ryan Seacrest. Those are mean. I quit you. Never saw it. Y'all know I have the best gaydar on the show. Oh, what? How did you get appointed best gaydar? Remember when we interview people? Oh, that's true. You did that to Tay Zonday. Yeah. The guy that did Chocolate Rain. She's like, hey, aren't you a homosexual? Yeah. We don't necessarily give that information out. That sounded like someone else we did. Right. Didn't it? Oh, my. Oh, my. We're the gym class. Gym class. Heady line's ringing. Hey, guys, it's Dr. Wayne.

4:10:57See what I'm talking about? What is your radar saying? Oh, it's like at 100% right now. No, I was just calling in because I've got pretty good gaydar, too. But I tell you what, I can tell a gay guy anywhere, man. Really? Yep. I bet that's beneficial. You know. Well, you know, all I'm saying is that, you know, I'll be walking down the street and I'll see some dude swishing all over the place and I'll look at my lady friend and I'll say, hey, honey. Well, first of all, if I'm not making out with her at the time, I'll take a look at whoever it is. By the way, have I said that I am a chiropractor in the area and that I also specialize in Swedish and deep tissue massage? I have a question. Anyway, go ahead, Ashley. Well, since you have really good gaydar, like we're all wondering on the show, maybe you can clear it up. Is that gay? How would I know any of that stuff? All I know is I was reading on his blog. He looked pretty straight to me. I was visiting it just the other day, and he said something about liking to put his fries and mayonnaise or something like that. Is that the truth? I don't know what you're talking about. It's a different blog. Why do you read it? That is uncomfortable. Maybe that would not blog at all. Okay. Oh, gosh. This got awkward really quick. Hey, we're not on the air, are we? Oh, yeah, we are.

4:12:14Hey, can I give a shout-out to all my girlfriends hanging out out there? I think we're married. That's what I meant. Can I give a shout-out to my wife? No. Hey, honey, if you're listening, you better watch out, tiger. Does she have a name? Yeah, she does. What is it? Preeny. What is it? What? Maiden name. Preeny? Preeny is her maiden name, last name. First name's Samantha. Samantha Preeny? Samantha Preeny. Sounds weird. Yeah, because whenever somebody asks my husband what his wife's name is, he always tells them my maiden last name. Yeah, that's the first thing that comes to mind. That's right. Well, her name's Samantha, Samantha Wayne now, so it doesn't really matter, does it? Well, then why did you say Preeny? Why don't you guys just leave me alone, you know? Well, I'm sure enough. You called us, bro. And all that stuff. Yeah. Hey, well, listen, I'm having a cowboy party over at the house. What does that mean? Oh, that is strange. I'm having a party over at the house this weekend, and everybody's got to dress like a cowboy. So I wanted to see if any of you guys would be interested in coming over for it. I'm busy. Yeah, I unfortunately got stuff. All right, well, since all of you want to come, I'm going to put your names in a hat. None of us want to go, dude. I don't care about it. No. And I'm reaching into the bin here. Let me guess. I'm going to pull out a name. Zach. Zach.

4:13:37Look at that. It's Seth. Yeah. Every time it happens. Have fun, Seth. You're like the luckiest guy I know, Seth. Saddle up, bro. You want to come to a cowboy party this weekend there, buddy? No. Yippee-ki-yay. No, thank you. All right. Well, I'll pick you up at 3 o'clock at your partner in PB. Oh, shit. Whoa. Wherever you are. That's really weird. That was a strange phone call. Oof. Oof is right. How did you know you live in 4F, Seth? I don't know, dude. It's really freaky. Oops. A lot of information. Let's see. Scarlett Johansson says that... What is she talking about? Monogamy and true love. She believes that it's possible, right, Sky? She believes it's possible, but not likely. but it's not natural. It's not our natural instinct. And this probably makes her, you know, fiance to feel real good hearing her say, it's not our natural instinct to be monogamous and for true love. She does say that, you know, you probably can find somebody and monogamy is hard work for some people, but she doesn't really think it applies to everyone. So good luck. Yeah. She's got a boyfriend. She's saying that a fiance, Ryan Reynolds. Oh man. I bet he's so stoked to hear that. Yeah. Yeah.

4:15:05Oh, that's right. Ryan Reynolds. He used to go out with a Lance Morissette. They were engaged, right? Let's see. Speaking of engagements, it looks like the engagement is off between Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green. Good thing she got his name tattooed right above her junk. Come on. Yeah, because she has quite a few tattoos. And so in interviews, she's always asked about them. And she has Brian written right above her special place. Yeah, that's not very smart. Yeah, so she called off the engagement because she decided now that she's too young to get married. Is that what she decided? Yeah. Or maybe she found fame after the engagement. Oh, wow. It looks like it's double bad news for the Padres. Well, they lost 8-1. And then Michael Barrett broke his nose because a ball hit the bat and then hit his face. Oh, yeah. Sounds like it hurts a lot. Broke his nose. Probably go to the DL. Another one. That's brutal. Scarlett Johansson. No, not Scarlett Johansson. Charlize Theron says that she likes her curves. And she thinks it's gross when she's too skinny.

4:16:27Yeah, she said one time for a role she had to lose a lot of weight when she played a woman with cancer in the movie Sweet November, and she said she went down to a size 6, and she felt really uncomfortable. She said she was always cold. She could feel her ribs and her bones, and she thought it was totally unsexy. Really? She doesn't care if her curves don't fit its Hollywood standards. Oh, please. Whatever. I don't have an eating disorder. Why aren't you women happy to hear her saying that? First of all, I find it very hard to believe that she was a size 6 in Sweet November because she was a twig. Yeah. Like, I think she's a size 6 now. Yeah. You know what I mean? Oh, I see what you're saying. You know what I mean? Like, she was probably a size 0 then. Like, I find it funny that she's like, because she's implying that, what, now, so she's a good size 8 or 10 because she had to shrink down to a size 6. Well, if you're a size 8 or 10, like, that's normal, healthy. We just saw Hamcock. We know. Yeah. And this is where I really get upset. Honestly, there's a lot of girl stuff going on right now that I don't quite understand. And I mean it literally. I don't understand the girl stuff that's... Like if she was really a size 10 and saying this, I'd be like, good for her. But she's not. You guys think that she's real skinny. Please. If Beyonce was saying that, I'd...

4:17:42understand. Because Beyonce's got curves. I would believe that she's maybe the kind of... No, man. I saw Charlize Theron in that scene in Monster in the bathroom. She lifted up her shirt. No, no, no. I was like, whoa. She's chunky monkey over here, man. She gained 30 pounds. She gained 30 pounds for that role. She was 30 pounds heavier for that role. She's out there skating to that Journey song with Christina Ricci. I was like, whoo! She's like, Stop it. Remember, though? I don't want to think about that. It's pretty bad. Let's see. We got to wrap her up. 570-1053 is the phone number beginning and end of every show. We do open phones so you can call in about anything you want to. It's up to you. Open phones! Oh, no. You gotta be.

4:18:40You're so dumb, Sean. He's the dumbest. That's rich. I'm so over all of you. You know what, Sean? You can grab a piece of fat and slide off, buddy. You got a screw loose. Insult ever. Screw loose. You did, for sure. Insults from the 1920s really get them. Don't like that. That's right. Mikey Show, hello. Good morning, Hamdi. Oh, look at that. That was some job. It's P1 Hamjaya. Oh, hi, Hamjaya. Shut up, Sanjaya. What are you doing? I just wanted to wish you guys a campy Hamlet day. Hey, I wanted to give Sanjaya a big ham because he was just trying out for Shakespeare in the Park and he just got the part in Hamlet. Oh, congratulations. Very nice. Thank you, Sanjaya. I love Quindy. Thank you. Really weird. That's strange. Mikey show.

4:19:47Hey, what's going on, y'all? How you doing today? What's up? What's happening? Yeah, yeah, yeah. My man, Eddie. Say it. What's up? Who is this? That's my boy. What up, what up? What's up, dude? Good question, man. Is Chantel still in the building? She is not. Dang. She is not. I need my boy Eddie, man, to hook it up with some pumpers, man. For real, dude. For real. Maybe that's all it takes, man. Maybe that's all it takes. Can you imagine recording this? Sean, is this the black dude that's on the show all the time or no? It sounds like tone low. I think it is tone low. It does sound like tone low. It does. It really sounds like tone low. Mikey's show. I was just wondering if anyone caught Chantel on the NFL Network.

4:21:58Sky did. I think Sky saw her on there. Yeah, I've seen her on that Charger Girls show they do. Yeah, it's a cheerleader playoff. Wow, huh? Yeah, I saw the episode when she was picking out her bikini for the calendar shoot. Whoa. Whoa. Mama. Hey, you guys rock. Thank you. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey. What's up? I just want to say, go Tigers. I'm sorry. Go Tigers. Go Detroit Tigers? Yeah, heads up, bro. Tigers are having a great season too, dude. They're supposed to be like the best team in the league in a flop. They're doing a lot better than the Padres. Not a lot. I didn't even know that the Tigers were bad.

4:22:52Until you called. Oh, dude. Thanks for drawing attention to it. Yeah. So many moves. In fact, I thought that the Tigers were really good. Well, they were supposed to be really good. Yeah. That's what the predictions were. Yeah, I did. But I'm not following baseball really this season. And so I had no idea. And then this guy called. And now I'm aware that the Tigers are terrible. The Tigers are not terrible. Well, they started out really, really bad. And they're about 500 now, but they're still nowhere near where they were supposed to be. Okay, how about your age? Why are you hating, bro? Yeah, why the hell are you? I'm just speaking the truth. We were just pumping. We were pumping it up, and then you called the dad. Hey, Eddie, you like sandwiches, right? Yeah. Screw sandwiches, pal. Yeah, dude. I heard you love air. What's up with that? Screw air. Hey, Eddie, I hear you're Italian, dude. I don't even like Italian, bro. Yeah. I like Mexican food. Yeah. Down with lasagna. Mikey Show. Key Homs. Key Homs. Careful. Happy Fourth. Thank you. Thank you very much. How about that? Little hammy dammy dingle do? What a nugget. I'm doing testimony a day early because we're not going to be here tomorrow for the Fourth of July.

4:24:19That's right. You got a day off. Yeah, I do this every, at the end of the week, I do this for you. And I say that I do it for you because I realize that there's a lot of people in the audience that can relate to some of the things that have happened in my life. My history is in addiction. I was addicted to, probably been addicted to everything at one point or another. I'll tell you what I was addicted to, too. I was addicted to being unhappy. That could be addictive. And I was addicted to being unhappy. I went through many, many years of that. Where I was just drinking a lot or doing some sort of drug. I was always looking. What's going to make me feel good? What's going to make me feel better? So I spent a lot of time looking for something to make me feel different than I felt. Because I always felt not like the people around me. I just didn't want to be me. Moved away from home. I was in a new town and I was so lonely.

4:26:11I just remember that feeling of just total loneliness. There's probably people that are listening right now, you can relate to that. You probably feel lonely too. Or you're going through addiction or you're addicted to something. And as I'm speaking right now and you're hearing me, you're going, yep, that's me. You're talking about me. There's somebody that's listening right now that's going through a divorce or going through a breakup or they're addicted to something, eating disorder. They're going through depression. They're going through financial hardships that have made them consider taking their own life. There may be somebody listening right now that is considering that right now. And the reason that they are is because they feel like you feel like you don't have any hope. You feel hopeless. Happened to me, surrendered to Jesus Christ. I'm coming into my life and start doing stuff. He's been doing stuff there ever since. Every day he's moving in my life.

4:28:12life. And he took all of that hopelessness. He took all of that stuff that I had problems with and issues with and felt hopeless about, sexual abuse, shame, low self-esteem, insecurity. And he turned all of that stuff into confidence, feeling good about myself. For the last year, he's turned it into weight loss. He's turned it into a lot of different forms of happiness. My son, my wife, I thought that I'd ever be there because at one time I just had no hope. I was hopeless. But that's why I tell you about this experience that I had and the difference that it made in my life to say, you know what? I want this guy, Jesus Christ, in my life and see what he'll do. And I trusted it. I'm really glad that I did. At the end of the show, usually on Fridays, we play this song for you.

4:29:43But we're going to play it today because we're not going to be here tomorrow. And it's by a band called Third Day. You can go to my website, MikeyShow.com. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. If you go to MikeyShow.com, there's a thing that you can type in the keyword there. It says help. You can type in that keyword help. And it'll take you to a page where you can get help with all the stuff that I talked about. If you have an issue with any of that stuff there, are resources and numbers and stuff that you can call to get help. And if you would like me to give my testimony at your church or an institution, there's no fee for it. I do it. I just do it. You can also find that there. And check it out, will you? MikeyShow.com. Type in the keyword help. The song is from Third Day. It's called Tunnel. The words to this song are amazing. It's all about hope.

4:30:50And if you're one of those people that's feeling that sense of hopelessness, listen to the words of the song and know that there is hope in Jesus Christ. Boston, Ron? Missy is out at Cane's today, too. Missy's out at Cane's and she's going to be broadcasting out there in Mission Beach at Cane's Bar and Grill. Go on out there and see you guys all. You have a great 4th. Happy 4th of July. Go America. Yeah, go America. We'll see you back here Monday morning at 530. The Mikey Show's out late. I'm going. Oh, and I'm going to start this again because I want you to hear the words and we were talking all over it. So I'm going to start again so you can hear all the words. See you on Monday morning at 5.30. Late.