The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 07/08/08
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
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Mike, Eddie, Sky, Ashley and Boston Rob moved from personal stories—Mike's aloe-coated sunburn sticking him to his sheets and Jason's first day as a SWAT recruit on The Sarah Connor Chronicles—to listener debates and comedy. P1 Anonymous described taking her ex-boyfriend's dog, bong and inner tube after he dumped her, and the hosts argued that his spitting was unacceptable but that both people had behaved badly and should stay apart. The group also debated whether blogging a first date violates privacy, whether a 38-year-old should pursue a younger, hotter partner over a more compatible older one, and whether greeting friends or relatives with a kiss on the lips is affectionate or inappropriate. Other standout bits included Tony Gonzalez saving a Chargers fan with the Heimlich maneuver, Jerry Baker's beer-and-mouthwash garden tonic, P1 Easy Money defending stoners as romantics, a flute-boxing clip, Larry King and Yoko Ono singing to Ringo Starr, and Southwest removing a family over disruptive children.
What happened, in order
Sunburned to the sheets
Mike described waking up with his aloe-coated sunburned back stuck to the bedsheets while the crew proposed increasingly impractical ways for him to sleep.
A P1 on Sarah Connor
P1 Jason called from Calabasas before his first day playing a SWAT recruit on The Sarah Connor Chronicles and explained the lavish on-set catering.
The dog, bong and inner tube
P1 Anonymous revealed that after her boyfriend dumped her she took his dog, bong and an inner tube to hurt him back, returned them, and was spat on, prompting the hosts to tell both of them to stay apart.
A rival saves a Chargers fan
Chiefs star Tony Gonzalez performed the Heimlich maneuver on a choking man in a Huntington Beach restaurant and only afterward learned that he had saved a lifelong Chargers fan.
Old Man Baker's garden tonic
Mike shared Jerry Baker's odd recipe of dish soap, mouthwash, beer, instant tea and soda, claiming it had made his garden vegetables enormous.
The romantic stoner
P1 Easy Money challenged the idea that heavy marijuana users cannot be romantic by describing a surprise hotel room filled with rose petals, champagne and a waiting bath.
Flute-boxing surprise
The crew played a performer who beatboxed while playing flute and admitted that the seemingly goofy combination sounded genuinely impressive.
The MySpace date diary
A listener wanted to end things after his date blogged about their first outing, launching an argument over whether online storytelling is ordinary friend talk or a breach of privacy.
Hot and young or compatible
Mike rejected Sky and his wife Rebecca's claim that most men would favor a much younger attractive partner over an older woman with more compatible life experience.
The lip-kiss line
Ashley said she stopped exchanging greeting kisses on the lips with her hairdresser out of respect for Mark, and callers argued with the hosts over whether such kisses are cultural, affectionate or creepy.
Birthday songs for Ringo
The show repeatedly replayed Larry King and Yoko Ono singing Happy Birthday to Ringo Starr and mocked the performances until the bit overwhelmed the planned new-releases segment.
Kids kicked off the flight
The hosts sided with Southwest after it refused to let a family reboard because the children had been loud and repeatedly walked around during their first flight.
People mentioned
MikeEddieSkyAshleyBoston RobP1 JasonP1 AnonymousTony GonzalezJerry BakerP1 Easy MoneyRebeccaMarkLarry KingRingo Starr
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Beginning and end of every show, we do open phones so you can call about anything you want to right now. And we'd love to hear from you. And also you can use our text number, 35253. So we would love to hear from you either way. Either by calling us or texting us. If you're not a member of the Mikey Show P1 Text Army, it's pretty easy. You just text the word Mikey to 35253. The whole texting thing is... We got into it a few months back, and it's actually a really cool way for people to get in contact with the show. The only thing that we've been finding out is that sometimes those texts are not that great. Not so much. But they're fun when they're good. It's a good thing. Because everybody communicates by text now. I do. I got a text from my... dad yesterday. Are you serious? That's crazy. No way. That's awesome. That is great. Now that would be awesome as if I got a text from my dad. It was a trip. Awesome. I couldn't believe it. Yeah, you must have like stared at your phone. I'm like, wait, no. Sky, have you ever gotten a text from your parents? No.
I've considered sending my mom a text, but then I'm like, I don't know how she'll react. I don't know if she gets it or not. Yeah. So, I haven't, no. Yeah. My mom doesn't use the computer, just my dad. Oh. Which kind of bothers me, you know? Like, about my dad. I think it's more my dad than my mom. I just don't think he takes the time to teach her or anything. And he should, because she should be checked. She should get emails. It'd be a great way for her to keep in contact with people, but it's like he's the key master for the computer. And so she doesn't know how to use it. Anyway, 35253, text the word Mikey to that, and then it's real easy to get all set up with that. A P1 is a Mikey show listener. So if you ever hear that term, P1, just know that that's somebody that listens to the Mikey show exclusively. They just listen to us. They don't listen to a bunch of different morning shows. They just listen to us. So you know that's a P1. And when they call, They turn down their radio, get to the point and don't cuss. That's a P1. This stands for priority one. And that's what you get. If you're a P1, you get priority. So if you call in, we get to your calls right away. Eddie went to Island Prime Restaurant last night for his anniversary. And I want to talk to him about it. Let's do a quick introduction and then we'll dive right in. We'll find out what's happening in the news and we'll get into the show. Short week for us.
So, yeah, I'm just trying to sop every second up like a piece of bread. You know what I mean? You know what we should talk about at some point? Because that just randomly popped into my head. The people that use the tortilla as a utensil and the people that do not. My wife does not. She's not Mexican. I know it. That's what it's for. That's what it's for. But she thinks that that is so... You know, like almost kind of dirty, you know, like how do you like? Oh, boy. Like it's primitive. It's yeah, it's primitive. I think she sees it as very primitive, you know, like it's not very classy. But that's the way I was taught. She married you? I know it. I know it. It's the truth. So I am Mikey. I'm the host of the show. Thirty eight years old. My name's not really Mikey. It's Mike. And even P1s are calling me that now. Mikey is just a formality at this point. Everybody calls me Mike. It's just a formality of like, that's what it's called, you know, the show and everything. But my name's Mike and everybody calls me that. Last night was a bad night, by the way, guys. It was not a good night. Why? Because my skin got worse. I thought it was going to get better. It got worse. I was laying down, right, on my back.
And I woke up at like 1030 at night and I kind of sat up and my back was sticking to the sheets. I know it. I don't know why. I guess it got heated up because I got this terrible sunburn. And I guess it got heated up and fused to the sheets. How do you put something on? Like aloe. Oh, yeah. Oh, there you go. Is that why? That's why, yes. Because I put the aloe on. Yes. But I let it dry. Yeah, but then like you said, when it heats up. It fuses. Because then it kind of makes it liquidy again. It adheres. It adheres. It adheres. And then you adhere. And then your back rips off and you bleed everywhere. Yeah. Stop adhering. Stop adhering already. So what should I do, Skye? Not put it on? What do I do? Well, you can't really sleep on your back. When you have a sunburned area, you can't really sleep on it. Or put your nightie on. I could wear my nightie. Then it'll stick to your nightie. And then when you go to take your nightie off, you just wear the nightie to work. That's right. I just started sleeping in there. No way, Jose! So it was not a good night.
It was not a good night. Eddie is our producer, and that's Dr. Steve Bruhl. He's warned against it. Well, he thinks it's funny because he's told me what to do. He says just drink the sweet berry wine and you'll be fine. Sweet berry wine! Hector of the gods. That's right. Eddie's our producer, our sports guy. He is 35 years of age. I grew up with him basically because we met when I was 15, he was 12. So we've known each other for many, many years. Skye and I have known each other for many years as well. I love the look today, by the way. Thank you. She's rocking the black headband. Skye's 30, does our news. Shawnee, oh boy, is 38 years old. He's our sound effects man. And he just tickles, Ashley, as you can hear. He just tickles her. Yeah, he's 38. And he lives up in the Bay Area. We see him on a camera. And, you know, he does unusual stuff. So that's Sean. Ashley is our assistant producer, and she has long bangs. And, you know, she messes with the bangs throughout the day. Nonstop. Yep. I get them cut. That's right. She's 25. I like her bangs. And then there is Boston Rob, who cut his hair recently. And so now it's really, really short. Him and Seth have the same haircut.
And it's just like you take your shave or your beard trim, you put it on the number one or whatever, like clippers, put it on the number one. It's super short. It's like AstroTurf. And he is our phone screener, but he's also a singer-songwriter. Does a lot of... That's right, just a little guy, but he's got a big title. And he's getting married. He's engaged to be married. And that's what I can tell you about him. And then there is... Roosevelt, Zethian, Oates III, Jr., Esquire, M.D. Wow. That's right. And he is 23. He's tall. Yeah. And he's rocking the black T-shirt today. So what do you want from him? And he still has those. Do you have a new pair of headphones on today? Is that what I'm seeing? Found these around the studio. Okay. And the sound comes in both ears, so I'm sticking with these. Okay. Got it. Yeah.
Those are Sennheisers, I think. Sky, is there anything written on the side of them? I hate Sennheisers. I do, too. Yeah, they look like they'd come out of a gumball machine or something. It's a very expensive name. The Sennheisers usually pay a lot of money for them, but I think they're... I don't like the way they sound. You need a pair of the headphones you see Eddie and I wearing. I got $100 to spend, dude. And the ones that you see Ashley wearing. Eddie, were you getting a new pair or something? I think I'm going to do that either today or tomorrow whenever I get to Best Buy. And then you're going to give him your old ones? Yeah. He'll finally have a pair of normal headphones. Makes all the difference. It does. Yeah. 570-1053 is our phone number. And give us a call. Whatever you want to talk about. You can make a comment. You can ask a question. You can bring something up. You can talk about what you're up to in your life, what's going on on TV. Anything you want.
Yesterday was Eddie's anniversary, first wedding anniversary. He's been married a year. And, you know, Crush It has the same wedding anniversary. He got married the same day you did. And I know a couple of people, today's their wedding anniversary, so it's a popular time. It's a good time of year. Nice weather and everything. What'd you do? We went to Island Prime. Yeah. Which was my first time there. Yeah. I didn't even know where it was. I didn't realize it was, like, on the water. Yeah. And it was great. I loved it. It may become one of my new favorite restaurants. There you go. I thought the food was great. I thought the atmosphere was really cool. And you've got to try C-Level for lunch. You don't need to tell me what to do. I'm just saying. I suggest it. I suggest it. If you're ever in the area for lunch, every time we go to the airport. Why does she have to scream at you? Know your place. It's the same location. Same building. Just the food is a little cheaper, and they get the same view. Get a little lunch. The sorbet trio is delish. I'm just waiting. They make homemade peanut butter ice cream. Shut up. Please. Kind of in on that. What? Eddie's just waiting. He's just waiting. Eventually she'll be done. I was talking. What'd you eat there? I did a little of the surf, and I did a little of the turf. Boo-a-boo.
It was delish. Was the turf lobster? The turf was lobster. If it was turfy lobster, that would be disgusting. Turf was little, how you doing, filet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, real good. That was something that Skye would have really liked. Goat cheese au gratin potatoes. Forget you. Forget you. She would have loved it. You like it. Stinky. Oh, I hate stinky. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no. I made my wife change one of her side dishes. Nah. Because I saw they had like this roasted garlic risotto cake. Yeah. For one of the other entrees. Wow. And I'm like, dude. Whatever that is on your thing, get out of there. Yeah, yeah. You're not getting that. You're getting that because I want to eat it. Yeah, yeah. It was awesome. Yeah, yeah. Lots of good stuff. That sounds good. Get out of there. Get out of there. I don't need it. I don't need it for you. But it wasn't your dinner. I don't care. Okay. Know your place. That's right. Who needs to know their place? Maybe you need to know their place. Hold your tongue. You hold your tongue. And a beautiful view. A beautiful view. It's a beautiful view. And one of them windows. Yeah, how about that? You.
Nice. P1 Jason says that he's up in L.A. shooting a TV show, he says. What's up, guys? Jason, what do you mean you're shooting a TV show? Are you an actor? I am. We're up here. I just got up here. I had to leave Manila Mesa at like 3 in the morning. I didn't know if I was going to get you guys up here all the way up here or not, but I just got on set. We haven't started yet, but it's the Sarah Connor Chronicles. Really? What do you do? I guess I'm going to be playing a SWAT team recruit or cadet. today. Cool. See, they originally called me for this role. No one called you. I had other commitments, but I was glad that he got the part. Are you saying that your agent, Bob Eatman, called you for this? Is that what you're saying? No, I have another agent for my television. I was going to say, Eatman doesn't call anybody. No, I don't even know who that is. Maury is right. Maury the wig guy. He's from Maury's Wigs? He does a lot of good work.
Indeed. He knows everybody. So you, P1 Jason, you're an actor, and you're going to play a SWAT guy on the Sarah Connor Chronicles. That's rad. And you're in L.A. right now. I am in L.A. I'm in Calabasas. It's a little bit north of L.A. I was just waiting. Awesome. I didn't know if I was going to get you guys all the way up or not, but I'm going to keep listening until they call us on set. But I guess that's a good way to start off the morning with you guys. Hey, now, is today your first day of shooting? The first day of shooting for this show, yeah. Okay. So what kind of stuff will they feed you, that catering stuff? What do you eat today? That's the best part about being an actor. It is, Mike. Eddie. Let me tell you, on the federal end of the game. Shut up, Eddie. I want to hear the real actor talk. Jason, what are they doing? We'll get a full breakfast. They got the gut truck out here. We'll get omelets. We'll get coffee oranges. Anything you want. Anything you want, Mike. Okay, Eddie. Lunch is my favorite. They give you lunch. Absolutely, Ashley. No, I was a co-star, but we all got fed. Everybody on the show. This is completely. Cookies. Ridiculous. Brownies. Totally. So, Jason, do you have a speaking role or no? Yeah, I probably will. I mean, it's going to be like a boot camp type of scene almost. I'm not exactly sure what's going to be called for in the scene yet.
I'll find out when I get on there. Nice. Well, that's cool, dude. We're glad to have you as a listener. All right, guys. Thanks a lot. Thank you, bro. Eddie did not have a speaking role. Eddie, you didn't have a speaking role. You get three speaking roles, Mike. You get that SAG card. Is that right? So what did you say in the Renegade? I was talking. Me and Lo were trying to figure out how to save Angie Harmon, who was also the co-star of that episode. We're not. We decided he should use the Thunder Boat to save her. And what she did was really exciting. So what did you say? What was your line? We were like, oh, you know, you got to go save Angie Harmon. You called her Angie Harmon. Her name is Angie Harmon. We made it easy for her. He doesn't remember a lot of stuff. So in the script it said, you have to go save Angie Harmon. I believe so. It was a long time ago. I could pull out my stuff. Exactly. Look at this. Look at this. This is a text message from a P1 that says, my ex-boyfriend spit in my face on Thursday. I haven't called him since Friday. Don't call. He spit because I took the dog and his smoking device. Help, please. Okay.
What? Mike, I can't handle it. What is... What does that mean? Can the person that... Did we just get this text, Zeth, that just came in? Oh, please, Mike. Why don't we have her call in? Because I don't really understand the text. And I was actually paraphrasing, trying to make it more understandable. Oh, no. This is the way it actually read. No. The ex-boyfriend spit in my face on Thursday, then the letter N. I haven't called him since Friday. Short for and. Okay, you're right. And then, yeah. She gets her spit in the face on Thursday, but then continues to talk to him since Friday. Well, yeah, they probably had dinner together Thursday night, and then on Friday decided, I'm not going to talk to you anymore. Yeah, good. And then it says, don't call, question mark.
Exclamation point. She's asking you. Should she not call? Don't call. So she's asking me. Don't call. Don't call or call. Strange way of asking. Then he spit because I took the dog and his smoking device. Right. I completely understand that. Well said. I think we all can put that. I think we know what that means. I took the dog and his bong? Is that what she means? Yeah. Are you sure? Well, some type of. A smoking tobacco device. I took the dog and his smoking device. I pass on grass. Could be a pipe. Could be a bong. One of those long skinny things that you used to put in cigarettes. I don't know about that. Crack is whacked. We just don't know these things. Could be a face mask. Could be a face mask. It could be a vaporizer. We don't know these things. We don't know. Applewood smoker device. It could just be an apple. It could be a bottle. A plastic bottle with aluminum. Eddie, do you really believe when she says honey bear? Okay, here she is. Or, you know, it could be a crack pipe. It could. It could. P1 Anonymous.
Yeah. This is a strange text message that you wrote. Well said. I got it. Were you text messaging looking for advice or were you just sharing? No, advice. I want your opinion. Okay. Well, instead of using the text, why don't we just have you explain what's going on and then I'll give you the advice. Okay. I was with him for three years. He broke up with me out of nowhere last Sunday, right before the river. And pretty much I went over there Thursday night to invite him to go to Havasu with me. He didn't want to go. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Well, yeah, it's real confusing. You know, there's a lot of details that seem to be left out. But I'm putting some things together. It sounds like they were going to take a trip to the river together. And right before they did, he broke up with her. And she didn't see it coming, I think is what she's saying. She didn't see it coming. But she still wanted him to go. Well, this is my next question. When did he, you say he broke up with you last Sunday? Yeah, last Sunday, a week before we were supposed to go to the river together. Okay, so you were supposed to go to the river together this Sunday. We were supposed to go to the river Thursday, July 3rd. Oh, I gotcha, I gotcha. Now, if he broke up with you, why would you go over and invite him to Lake Havasu? Well, let me ask you this way. This is maybe a better way to ask.
And you can answer this yes or no. Okay. Do you think that a guy that breaks up with you is going to want to go with you to Lake Havasu? No. There you go. I agree with that. I agree with that. So why did you go and invite him to Lake Havasu? Because I wanted to have a good time with him because that was the original plan was to go out to the river for Fourth of July. But he broke up with you? Mm-hmm. So why would you invite him to Lake Havasu if he broke up with you? Thinking that things would become better. You thought a trip to Lake Havasu would be just the medicine for breaking up with you? Yeah, it definitely wasn't the cure. No? No. So then what happened? Well, then I went to his house. I invited him. I bought him because he just bought a new boat. So I bought him an inner tube.
And I thought to myself, why am I giving him this inner tube for him and his buddies to go have fun with on my money? So you bought him the inner tube after he broke up with... Oh, before. Okay. All right. So I gave him the inner tube and then I thought to myself... Wait, wait, wait. Stop. So you actually did give him the inner tube after he broke up with you, even though you'd purchased it before he broke up with you. Yeah, I gave it to him that day I went over to his house, which was on a Thursday. Mm-hmm. So, and then I ended up getting the inner tube back. And when I took the inner tube, I took his bong, his dog, and my inner tube back. But all means, I knew I was going to give it back to him. And then when I went over to his house and gave it back to him, that's when he ended up spitting in my face. Okay, okay. So, you, you were saying that he wasn't there when you took the dog, the bong, and the inner tube? No, he left the back door unlocked. So you went in and you got all this stuff, the dog, the bong, and the inner tube. So she stole his property. Yeah, she stole his stuff. And all along she's saying she knew, oh, I was going to give it back. So I'm sure when he got home, he was like, where's my stuff? He called her and she was like, oh, I'll give it back now. What did you think stealing the stuff would accomplish? His attention. I wanted him to feel how I felt. I felt like it was unfair that he...
So she wanted him to feel, you know, something was unfair. I took his bong because it's totally ruining his life ever since he started smoking it. I took the dog because it's something that he cares about so much and loves about. And I took it because I want him to feel, how does it feel to be taken, to have something taken away from you out of nowhere and not know why and to be laughed at in your face while something is taken away from you. Do you get what I'm saying? Oh, I understand. why you did it. You did it because you were hurt. Yeah. Yeah. But, uh, you know, but you recognize that teaching him this lesson isn't going to change his life. In other words, in other words, he's not going to go, Oh wow. Now I know how it feels. I guess I'll change that behavior. No, he has to learn on his own. And so you went back and then he spit in your face. Yeah, he spit in my face right after I said, how does it feel to have something taken away from you that you care and love about so much and to be laughed at when you're sitting here, her is, you know, her. Right. And I'm sitting here laughing in your face. How does it feel? And I took your bong because it's ruining your life. And that's when he spit in my face. Okay. And so what was your question to the Mikey show? Stay away from him. I want to know your opinion. Well, obviously stay away from him.
Did you hear me? That's uncalled for, right? You don't spit in someone's face. Yeah, but what you did was uncalled for, too. Yeah, you don't steal someone's dog. Yeah, he didn't do anything wrong with breaking up with you. He didn't do anything wrong. That's his right. He's allowed to break up with you if he wants to. Yeah. So he didn't do anything wrong. The next person who started to do things wrong was you. Yeah, I agree now after a few days later. Yeah. And you definitely shouldn't be in a relationship with him. No, I deserve way better than that. Yes, you do. That is key. Yeah. Yeah, you do. But so does he. You both do. You both deserve something better. He deserves a woman. No, he doesn't deserve anything better than I know. Yeah, he does. You've met a woman who steals his stuff? Yes, he deserves to be in a relationship with a woman who wouldn't come into his home when he's not there. I live there. Oh, you live there? Yeah, I live there. Yeah. Okay. You live or you lived? I lived. Oh, yeah. You don't live there now. No, I just got my own place. Right, right, right. So he deserves, like he deserves this as a person. He deserves to be with a woman who wouldn't come into his home and take his things and then bring them back and say, how does it feel? He deserves better than that. He deserves a woman that would not do that.
So you both deserve something better. Yeah, I agree with I deserve something better, but no, I don't agree with him. No way. Yeah, he's allowed to break up with you, though, P1 Anonymous. Yeah, he can break up with me. That's perfectly fine. That's fine, but I'm saying as far as him deserving somebody better, I don't think so. You think that he deserves, that's fair for you to think that. It's fair for you. Yeah. He hurt you, and so you're like, well, I think he's a bad guy. I don't think he deserves anything good to happen. I understand. You're entitled to that feeling. He deserves something good. He deserves it. Yeah, of course he deserves it. He works very hard for everything he has in life. But as far as how good I treated him, I don't think he should deserve anybody as closely. No, no way. Oh, man, we've been talking for five minutes, and I've only heard that you've treated him terrible. No way. Yeah, yeah. No way. That's all you said. You stole his stuff. Yeah, you took his... What's that?
Because of the situation I told you, but as far as me treating him good, I treated him the best he's ever had. I can see where she's coming from. They've been together three years. That's a long time. And I mean, from her perspective, it came out of nowhere. She doesn't know what she did. And even if she was at fault, maybe she's unaware of it. And she's just really, really hurt because she put forth the best that she could be. And then he breaks up with her. I agree with all everything you just said, Ash. I agree with. I think that's where she's coming from. Am I right? Like that you're just kind of like, gosh, I gave it my all. And this is what I get in return. Oh, wait, wait, wait. But I'm not in disagreement with that. What part of what I said, Ash, are you having an issue with? It sounds to me like she kind of hears you guys siding with the guy because she did mess up with stealing his stuff. But I don't think we're siding with the guy or you. I'm trying to tell this girl. I'm not siding with anybody. I'm saying that they both deserve something better. Yeah, it sounds like it was toxic on both sides. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm sure you were a great girlfriend. And I understand where she's coming from when she says, yeah, I don't feel he deserves anything better. Yeah, you're in your shoes. In your shoes, I understand that. But the truth is he does deserve better than you. I don't know. His mom says the same thing. I'm the best he's ever had. Maybe you were. But that means, listen, I could have the best. I could have a peanut butter sandwich.
with doo-doo in it, and maybe that's all I've ever had. I don't even know that there's a peanut butter sandwich without doo-doo in it. You know what I mean? From what you've described, you've described a peanut butter sandwich with doo-doo in it. That's what you've described to me. Going into somebody's house, taking their dollar, then bringing it back and saying, how do you like that? That's doo-doo in it. That's yucky. But I wish you guys the best. I hope that you stay away from each other. And in the meantime, I hope that you, you know, that you guys learn to, that he learns to treat people better and you learn to treat people better and all that stuff. You guys should learn to treat people better. It was experience learned. There you go. Don't talk to him. Don't call him. Oh, are you? No, no way. I'll be calling him pretty soon because he's moving out in August because he owes me money for the democracy. Oh, boy. They'll be back together in no time. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, that's where you're completely wrong. Yeah, I'm sure I am. No, but you want to be back together with him, but that's not good. How much money does he owe you? $600. Oh, I get it. I get it. Yeah. Sometimes it's better just to cut your losses, you know, when it's that bad, depending on your financial situation. Anonymous, good luck, honestly.
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What? That's right. He gave the Heimlich maneuver to a Charger fan. What? This is a little ironic. What? In a restaurant last week, he talks about saving this man's life. I just got behind him. You know, I've never done the Heimlich maneuver before, and I just let it rip. And, you know, the piece of steak went flying out, and I guess, you know, that was that. Yeah. And was the guy, like, wearing a Charger jersey or something? No, this happened up in Huntington Beach. And, you know, Tony was in a restaurant, and this guy was in a restaurant, and the guy started choking and freaking out. And, you know, like, nobody in the restaurant was helping him. So Tony said, all right, I got this. Yeah. Stands up, gets behind him, gives him the Heimlich maneuver. And the ironic part was the guy was a lifelong Charger fan. And he's like, dude, now I'm, like, a big Tony Gonzalez fan because the guy saved my life. What a trip. It's, you know, that thing really works. It really does work. Heard a story about, I think I told you guys this a long time ago, a story about this lady that started choking at a restaurant and everybody was like kind of freaking out at the table, didn't know what to do. And the server at the restaurant gave the lady the Heimlich maneuver and everything was good. Like the piece of steak went, came popping out.
It was a table of doctors and nurses. No. Come on. Yeah. And they, I don't know, I mean, obviously they know how to do the high milk maneuver, but it must have been a situation where they were like, oh, let her work it out here. Let her work it out. You know, just, you know. That's crazy. Don't worry. Deep breaths. Just take it. You can't. You can't really, but then, so yeah. Weird. Mikey, speaking of relationships, I want to get my girlfriend something really nice, but not the usual flowers and that kind of stuff. Any ideas? What do you guys think? M&M's with pictures on it. How about that? Bingo. Bingo, bingo. That's what Eddie got. Yeah. Eddie got yesterday. Eddie got M&M's with pictures of him and his gal on it. Yeah. You can do that. I guess you just go to the M&M's website and you can put pictures on there or little messages or any of that stuff. That's right. That's cool. Ashley said make a card, which is a good idea. Rob does that. Homemade. Homemade card. That's Rob's forte. It really is. He does a great job. It's very charming. And, you know, chicks love it. I did one yesterday. It means you took time. Did you do one yesterday? Yeah. For what? Me and my lady. One year. One year you've been dating. Aw. That's right.
Did a little cutout of a heart. But I did it so it opens up. You know what I mean? I wrote love and graffiti on the front. And then on the inside, I tried. Well, every time when Rob writes, just normally, he has to write in graffiti. Yeah, yeah. Well, it was like a nice, like, artsy kind of love and blah, blah, blah. Love graffiti? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was love graffiti. And then the inside, I wanted to do something sweet, so I tried writing in script. and I ain't done that since, like, fifth grade or whatever, so... She's been writing in graffiti since the fifth grade. So it looks like a six-year-old went in there with a crayon. Backwards G. Yeah, I couldn't figure out the... No, like, all the backwards stuff. Well, the uppercase I kept looking like an L. So I couldn't really, ah, it's so hard. Thank God there were no Z's or like anything like that. Oh, man. The P's, I just made a circle and then like a squiggly line underneath. It was tough. I am whipped and I love it. He's making a card. A heart card. That's sweet. It sure is. She said she's going to put it up at her office. Is that right? That's right. That's fantastic. Say her boyfriend made her that. No, she'll say Boston Rob made me that. Then people will.
have understanding of it. Yeah. Yeah, because if people come into her office and be like, oh, I didn't know you had kids, and then she'll be like... No. If they listen to the show, they'll be like, oh, that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, he's dirty, for sure. I should go into my own line of card making. Or not. Either way. Either way. Yeah, either way. Home runs. Either way, home run. Rob Mark. Hey, listen, as gay as it is, I gave the idea that memory jar, and I say that memory jar is real good. It works. It works, man. It totally works. The ladies love it. I'm selling, like, hotcakes. That's right. I'm selling those out of my trunk. Mm-hmm. 2099. And if you just go to bostonrob.gov right now. Dot org. Dot org. Dot org. I come up with the memories for you. That's right. They do what they did on The Bachelorette last night. What? Oh, talk about it. Where one of the guys. made a homemade board game with, like, all the different things about them and, like, little cards that had trivia about them. And, dude, she was like, this is the most romantic thing any guy's ever done for me. Yeah. And then didn't choose them. But anyway. That's besides the point. You know what is funny about that? As Eddie said it, I thought, boy, it almost seems to.
A little creepy. A little creepy. Yeah, you're almost telling the girl, I love you too much. I love you at an inappropriate level. I'm trying so hard. I want you so hard. Please understand how much I love you. Little driplets of my blood all over you. This is how much I love you. Squeeze. Squeeze. Droplet. Droplet. Squeeze. Squirt. Droplet. Oops, hit a vein. Okay. Anybody else getting sleepy? Sounds fun. My wife last night could not wait for The Bachelorette. Dude, I don't know what is going on in that show. It's the worst. Obviously, I'm not watching. Yeah. Well, it was the season finale last night. Yeah. And she had two guys. One dude was, he seemed like a really cool guy, totally normal.
The only kind of thing about him was he was a single dad. And so she wasn't sure if she wanted to have an instant family, that kind of thing. And the other guy was this kind of goofy-looking professional snowboarder with the goofy long hair, totally against type of what she had dated before. And that guy, there was no chance he was going to win. I mean, he was kind of dorky. She picked him. Really? And we were all just like, what? Like, how do you choose that guy when the sweet guy is, you know, it just made no sense. It's typical bachelor stuff. Oh, man. The worst. You don't think they're really in love? No. I think, here's my opinion on that, really, is that nothing has worked for her in the past dating her type. Yeah. So she went completely against type and was like, you know what? This is going to work. But that's going to wear off. I really saw the love in their eyes. Ashley wrote me an email saying that she watched it and that she thought that these two looked like they were going to make it. I don't think so at all. I think they're going to be broken up within, like, well, now. Okay, so what did I want to tell you about? Oh, here's another one. Here's another text. Mikey, any chick who dates a guy who sits around with a bong all day shouldn't expect to be treated well. I've never met a hopeless romantic who's high all the time.
I agree that a guy that sits around all day with a bong and smokes a bong all day probably isn't going to be the guy that treats a girl the best. I think I could fundamentally agree with that. I mean, it's just kind of hard to imagine a dude that all he does all day is spend time with his bong and then he's like the greatest boyfriend. Romantic. I don't know. I love weed. Yeah, well, I think anybody who only does like one thing all day long isn't, you know. Okay, but what if all he does all day long is... Do you think that it's different if a guy sits around all day long and whittles with wood and a little knife? Do you think that he will treat a girl differently than a guy that sits around and smokes a bong all day long? Or do you think, nope, it's going to... Wait, that's the same guy. Basically. Whittling a bong. Yeah.
I think any time you abuse a substance all day, yeah, it affects your personality. But I think if you do anything all day long, it's not good for a relationship, whether it's video games or whittling or whatever. It's going to annoy your lady. She's going to feel neglected. And there's definitely not time for romance. I agree. I agree with that, which is why I have to pull myself away from my gardening addiction. Right? I was doing it yesterday. Again? But all weekend you were out there. I put on a, you guys. You guys saw. I want to see. Oh, man. A straw hat? Come on. You got it. Guard from the sun. Yeah, the sun. Where did you buy that? That's tough. That's tough to admit on the radio. Where did you get that? I don't blame you. You know where? Sports Chalet. Oh, hey, now. Don't worry. The boo has something similar. His is more of like the fishing hat with the big brim. But he wants to upgrade to the straw hat because it's not enough sun protection. His neck is like leather. I'm in my backyard, so I'm in my backyard so nobody can see it. It's humiliating. What else are you wearing? It's gotta be. Well, if I'm not going shirtless, Ashley, with that hat on, you know, then I got to, and yesterday I was doing something new. This was actually kind of fun. Took the kid, took the boy, sat the boy on my lap, and him and I are doing one of these.
It's plastic and it's the little tiny containers that you put seeds in. And then you put the plastic lid on top to make it like a little biodome. And the seeds sprout. And then once they sprout, you plant them in the ground. But you start them from seeds. So, man, was I. But I really like that gardening stuff. That's cool, dude. Yeah. I don't know what it is, but I really like that. And now I've got the, now I have this recipe. That I want to tell Sky about. That I got from ZZ and sales. Yeah. Listen to this. People want to grow nuclear Jurassic vegetables. All you got to do is mix a cup of liquid dish soap. One cup of mouthwash. One can of beer. And a teaspoon of instant tea mix. And a can of soda. What kind of soda? Doesn't matter. Wait. Huh? Yeah. Whoever comes up with that concoction? This old 70-year-old dude named Jerry Baker. Oh, wow. That's right. He says that the liquid dish soap cleans up bacteria in the soil and it tastes bad to, quote, critters. The mouthwash also cleans the soil and bacteria and tastes bad to critters. The beer has sugar and alcohol and that feeds the soil.
Gives it some sort of nutrients. The teaspoon of instant tea mix, he says, not sure what the hell this does. Surreal guy with a real website that really does this stuff. And a can of soda doesn't know what that does either. Just has been doing it. You guys, nuclear. I mean, my stuff is like, it looks like Jurassic Park. It's ginormous. You gotta email that to me. I'm telling you that I planted stuff last year. And it was like everything was a turd. I mean, it just nothing grew that good. And this year, ZZ sprayed this stuff on my garden before we started. And it's ginormous. No way. So you actually like spray it with like a spray bottle like on the plant? Yeah. Well, see, old man Baker. Yes. Old man Baker. He has this little thing that he it's the same thing you see. Those plastic deals that screw onto the end of your hose. Oh, OK. So you can get it from Old Man Baker. But you can buy them at any place that they sell. I'm bringing my prize squash to the fair. Hey, Old Man Baker. So you say you don't know what the tea is for and you don't know what the soda is for. It just tastes good. It tastes good. The veggies. The veggies, right? I got a melon. That's a big watermelon. Are you sure you're not exaggerating a little bit, Old Man Baker?
Old Man Baker, when you say that you have a 5,000-pound watermelon, are you saying, like, because you know how Ashley said her favorite, absolute favorite fruit is a pomegranate, but then we realize she's never had one? Is that what you're saying? Like, you have a 5,000-pound, but if we really go look at it, it's like a 4-pound watermelon? You just said it was... But you're rounding up. He's drinking the beer. He just pulled a cucumber out of his... I want you to look at this picture of Old Man Baker while hearing Old Man Baker. So while you're hearing Old Man Baker, that's right. Spot on. Spot on. P1 Easy Money. Are you there, Easy Money? Yeah, dude. Go ahead.
I just wanted to, thanks for taking the call, but I just wanted to chime in on what you guys are talking about, how you don't think that people killing at home with bongs can be that romantic. I take offense to that, brother. I'm a big-time stoner and a big-time romantic. Really? So you're saying... Yeah, I just want us to let it get stereotyped, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're saying, hey, that's not really fair. Here, all I do all day long is smoke my bong, and I am one of the most incredible lovers to ever... I'm trying to think so, bro. Yeah, yeah. I got you. I got you. So you're saying, hey, dude, like sometimes when I'm really stoned, I say the sweetest things. I'm saying that if I'm stoned or not, it's not going to matter. Right. But nine times out of ten, odds are I will be ripped. Yeah. You can take a man's bong away, but you can't take his heart. That's the line, right, from Braveheart? Well said. Unless you try and smoke your heart. That's right. In which case, it's probably bad. Well, there you go. There is a man representing the stoner community saying, hey, man, don't put us into a stereotype and try to make us all into being, you know, bad lovers. I can make my girlfriend cry. That's right. There you go. Take the money and run.
I can give you an example, too. Okay. All right. We went up to L.A. and, well, I went up ahead of time in the daytime to set up, you know, room reservations and whatnot, but also what I wanted to do. And I went to a florist before that, and I got a bunch of rose petals, and I had, like, a... You know you smoked those petals before she ever sang it. I had a walkway of pedals going from the door, like, you know, like going throughout the room, you know, to like the bed, the dresser, to the fat jacuzzi tub that we had going. And I had the concierge go up there before I got there with my girl to like start the warm bath going. So like when we walked in, there was like a... Strange man in the room pouring a bath. But there was a bubbly, warm bath with the rose petals, like, all waiting to go. You know, some champagne right there, ready. Like, she walked in, just cried her heart out. Yeah. Cried. Yeah, I just started crying. Dude, it was sweet, bro. That's right. Hey, listen. And I want to throw it out there that it was for no reason at all. Oh, you're good. Not a anniversary, just because I love her. Just because, man. Just to say, I love you.
And I can get stoned and put pedals out, is what you're saying. There's a fat blunt sesh going on in that bathtub. There's a fat blunt sesh, he says, going on in that bathtub. I'll tell you. I do too. Well, there you go. Ashley and Sky know what's up. For sure. There it is, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for representing the stoned economy this morning. P1 Easy Money. We appreciate it. Thank you. Let's do this. When we come back, well, first of all, we're doing something called P1 Password. But when we get back, let's do it. Let's do the YouTube clip of the day, and I'll play you the human flute class. Oh, no. It's next. This is the Mikey Show. Get downloads and podcasts at rock1053.com. Not Silk City Waterpark.
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James Brown, Phil Simms, and Chris Collinsworth are your new hosts for Inside the NFL when it moves to Showtime. How'd I do? No, no, wait. Not that. I'm 15. The other guy. You would think from just hearing it how eclectic of a group that they've put together. I wouldn't have expected it. What an interesting crew that they're going to have doing that. Only show time. Welcome back. I think that it's about time that we all just take a second to do a little. Now it's time for the YouTube clip of the day. We're about to hear is a guy who, you know what beatboxing is. We all know what beatboxing is. But imagine, yeah, that's it. That's beatboxing. Now imagine if Eddie was doing that.
But Eddie played the flute as well. So you can play the flute. Because, you know, nothing goes together like hip-hop and flute. Totally. I agree. They're synonymous, you know. Cut 21. Beatboxing. Now, when you first hear it, you're like, oh, come on. It's actually really cool. I thought it was going to be goofy. That was great. That's really good. Mikey, I got something that can make your garden grow vegetables gigantic. That's P1 Barry Bonds. I wonder what he means. I wonder what he's saying would make it. The zucchini has a giant forehead. Yeah. Like, has anybody noticed that the zucchini has a giant forehead now? Look at its neck. It's giant. What the heck? And it hit 71 home runs last season. Yeah, I know. I mean, that's weird. And it's wife. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, both. It hit both. It's wife and 71 home runs. That's kind of strange.
Hey, Mikey, could you give the name of that guy with the garden concoction again? Thanks, P1 Flying Hawaiian. The dude's name is Jerry Baker. We called him Old Man Baker. And the next text says, Old Man Baker is the best. I love you guys. That's P1 Lobo. Then, hey, guys, really? Please make a bit out of Old Man Baker. Oh, no. Eddie had me in tears. I don't know what he means, Eddie. Why did Eddie have him in tears? Because Old Man Baker was here. He's so freaked out, though, old man Baker. What's the deal with your beets? Have you seen it? Yeah, the beets? Yeah, it's the size of your head. And you did that with beer and a little instant tea. And then the mouthwash. And the mouthwash. Yeah, you put the mouthwash in there. You sure you're not exaggerating, though, kind of with the... Head and shoulders? Oh, wait. Put it all in there. You're saying you put a head and shoulders. Is that a dander? A dander off. Your beats. The beats. Okay. Keeps dander off your beats or dandruff? Dandruff. Okay. Oh, he's old. He's old. He gets words confused. Well, sometimes he gets words confused. That's the same thing. He's a little old. Now, dander makes you sneeze, old member. You make me sneeze. Oh, no. See, now he's lashing out. He's upset. Old member. I fed my lettuce some cigarettes. Wait, cigarettes?
No, you don't understand. You have to see the picture of Old Man Baker up on the screen while hearing Old Man Baker. Okay. Sean, I got to send you this so you can get a picture of Old Man Baker on the website. So that people can listen to Old Man Baker here in the studio and see Old Man Baker as he's talking to us. Is there still a World's Fair? Not since like 1940. Yeah, I think they haven't done it since then. I don't know. See, he knows the first one ever was in St. Louis. That's actually true. Oh, wow. But if he remembers that. 300. That is really. Really cool, Old Man Baker. How much is it worth? Thank you, Old Man Baker. There he is. He's our favorite gardener. He's a really good gardener. The guy just knows how to garden. So there it is. Let's see. Why don't we do a little bit of...
Part of the thing that you love about the Mikey show is that the Mikey show has amongst its seven members a tremendous amount of chemistry. It's because we know each other. We're all friends and we hang out together. So we have pretty good chemistry. And when you have a pretty good chemistry with a group of people, it gets to the point where you can communicate without having to say much. And boy, that really comes in handy while we're playing P1 Password. See, the object of P1 Password is. You have to name five words out of seven within a time span of a minute and a half. You can pass twice, but that's it. And what we do is we have two people on the show play. I just pull a couple of names out of the hat, and whoever's names I pull on the show, they play. Oh, my gosh. They're partners. That's right. The only one that doesn't play is Sean because Sean's doing all the sound effects and all that stuff, and it's kind of hard for you to do both of them. Calm down.
I'm ready. But we take callers, and if the two people that are playing here on the show, if we win, they win. P1 Rondo, how are you? What's up? Not too much, dude. How are you? I'm good. I'm good. Okay. I'm going to pull a couple of names out of the hat. Those will be the people that are going to do the P1 password, okay? All right. Now, I guess all you really have to know is that if they get five out of seven, you win. Eddie, what prize do we have to give away? Hey, man, we got Stone Temple pilot tickets. Oh, the pressure, the pressure. Deal with it. Sky, the first name that I draw, that's the person giving the words, right? Yes. And Eddie, the other person's got to say what they are. Yeah. First name I've drawn is Mikey. Oh. So I'm giving the clues. And the person that I'm giving the clues to is Zeth. Again? You guys are best friends. Yeah. Can I read y'all? No. Hey, no. That's your partner. We didn't win. We didn't win last time. Yes, you did. Oh, we did win? Oh, that's right. It won for the first time ever. You guys are like one person. You just don't like him. All right, hang on the line. I know, right? Hang on, Rondo. Hang on, Rondo. Never heard of it. All right, Seth. Oh, no. Yeah. I take it back. You're really good at this. Yeah, all right. Are you ready? I apologize. Yeah. Are you ready? Yeah. You got to take your headphones off. You got to take your headphones off, Seth. Turn them down. Are you ready? Yeah.
Here we go. Beating. Guy. Ham. Yes. Castle. Royalty. Drawbridge. Diabetic. Sugar. Salt. Insulin. Heaven. God. Jesus. Resurrection. Journal. Diary. Journal. Yep. So God, Jesus' death was heaven. Yeah, makes sense. And the other one that we didn't get was diabetic, which was sugar, insulin, and reaction. Ramsey? Okay. So how many did we get? Three. We got three. Not enough. Not enough. You and your best friend just did it. See? See? Rondo, I'm sorry, man. Sorry, brother. Do you blame Zeth? I blame Zeth completely.
You did great, Mike. P1K9MP, how are you? Good, how you doing, Mikey? Good, good. Let's see. Let's see who's going to be playing for you. I'm down, Eddie. Come on. Eddie, Eddie. The person giving the clues is Eddie. Yes! I'm the best! And the person receiving the clues is B-Rob. Oh, no. Here we go. I'm going to come in there. He's not good at this. We played in the office the other day. He was not good at this. He was awesome at this. Come in here, Rob. He's a joker. Come in here. He is a joker. That is a fact. He's going to be a jerk. You know it. He's going to try to be funny. It's going to ruin everything. Be serious, you. Hey, be serious, you. Yeah, joker. Look at his face. I don't even know what a joke is. Yeah, I'm looking at your face. It's got Boston tattooed underneath it. You're telling me you're not a joker? Very serious. Come on. All right, canine MP.
Yeah. Okay. If they get five out of seven words in a minute and a half, you win. All right, here we go. I'm ready. Speed. Fast. One. One. Speed. Yeah. Poker. Flush. Toilet. Straight. Yes. Surf. Waves. Ocean. Sport. Surfing. Yep. Patrol. Pass. Introduce. Meet. Fake. Greeting. Door. Window. Curtain. Ocean. View. Yes! Is that it? No, one more, one more. Hurry. What is it? Dollar. Money. Uh, bill. Washington. One. Denomination. What would you have said? The denomination, what would you have said? I was going to say dollar. Oh, just a second too late.
That high five killed you. That high five killed you. The high five ate up a couple seconds. Let me tell you something. You've got to see Rob. He's sitting here and he's got his hands up to sit. He's so... I just see Eddie's face and he just goes, pass. What was it? First one was patrol. Yeah, yeah. The one that he passed on was patrol. I don't even know where to begin with that. Second one was introduce. I'm like, that's really tough. Yeah. That was a good pass. Yeah, I don't know where I would have gone with that. Dude. Oh, that was so close. Oh, we had it, dude. So sorry, K9MP. Sorry about that. Yeah, no more high-fiving. Yeah, because that ate up those crucial seconds that you would have won. You would have won. Dude, I don't know how he pulled out view. That was awesome. That was crazy. P1OAW. Oh, yeah. All right. There's only two people left, O-A-W, and it's Ashley and Sky. So we got to see. I'm reaching in to see who's going to be the word giver. I have to be the word giver. Ashley, you are the word giver. Why does she? How come you have them? Because I loaded them. I know what they are. Oh, that's right. That's right. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Ashley, are you ready? She needs to come in here. Yeah, you got to come in here. Oh, I'm still reeling from that. I know. That was devastating. Now, we know this.
I'll tell you this, OAW. We know that when Sky is communicating the words to Ashley, they are golden. We're going to kill this. Let's see how they do when it's Ashley giving the words to Sky. Hello, Ashley Pyramid. Hello. That's true. That's true. Let's see. But we didn't always win. That's right. That is true. That is true. You have a minute and a half to get five out of seven words. You can pass twice. Here we go. Radiator. Dumb. Broken. Radiator. Yes. Wow. Knuckle. Sandwich. Peanut butter. Punch. Party. Brass. Compass. Direction. Lost. North. Compass. Yes. Wow. Cloud. Yes. Trash. Soda. Garbage. Trash. Yes. Touch. Okay. Folder.
Organize documents into cabinet. It was folder. That was fantastic. When Ashley said sky, sky said ham. So I said sandwich, like knuckle sandwich. I don't know what I was thinking. Yeah, because you said sandwich and then you said punch. So I'm thinking like food. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, O-A-W. Thank you. Winners. You did great. A ham adventure. That's right it is. Keith Olbermann and Dan Patrick are being reunited and I will tell you how and what the deal is. And it's going to be on a regular basis. But he loves us too. Quick time out.
Come back and do that. I'll tell you what the answer is to that. And got to tell you about this email. This girl blogging after first date and see where you are with that. Hey, Mikey. The Mikey Show is on. I just want to say I love this show. I listen to you guys every single day. Make your favorite Subway sandwich, the new savory Caesar chicken. Juicy roasted chicken, creamy Caesar dressing, and your choice of fresh vegetables on freshly baked bread. Come in today and go Caesar at Subway restaurants. Subway, eat fresh. for a limited time at participating restaurants. You're thinking about that new savory Caesar chicken, aren't you? Well, your timing is perfect because for a limited time, it's just $5 at Subway. Juicy roasted chicken, creamy Caesar dressing, and fresh vegetables on freshly baked bread. Only $5. Prices and participation may vary. Subway, eat fresh. Welcome back. Joining us is Dr. Gunter Klausman with Global Warming Laboratories. Welcome, doctor. Thank you for having me. Dr. Klausman, is global warming irreversible? Well, actually, we have solved the problem.
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The Mikey Show continues with Mikey. Football helps me to forget any problem in my life. Eddie. That booty is delicious. Sky. I'm so bad. Today. Sean. Thanks. Be quiet. Boston Rob. I have a Rolodex in my mind. And Ashley. I'm a liar. The Mikey Show. 053. Mikey Show, it is 743. Reality TV guru Mark Burnett, his ex-business partner, is now suing him for over 70 million. The Dodgers. You're a rocket card. No. Almost threw a perfect game last night, giving up only one hit. Oh, man, I thought you were going to gut some on me. So I said that something was going on with Dan Patrick and Keith Olbermann. What's the deal, Eddie? Are they getting back together? Everybody remembers them from SportsCenter. They were the biggest, probably the biggest duo in SportsCenter history as far as chemistry goes and the pairing goes.
While they decided they're going to reunite on NBC's Sunday Night Football, Dan Patrick will now be on NBC's Sunday Night Football coverage with Keith Olbermann, who was added last year. I'll tell you what, man. That Sunday Night Football is legit. It blows away anybody else. It's like not even close, right? Yeah. That's great. Did you get your hour lads that went through the draft and talked about everything that happened in the draft? I just finally got that thing. And I'm reading through it and I'm just realizing, man, I have stepped away from football. And I'm trying to get back into it and trying to figure everything out. And how much I can't wait for fantasy football to start. It's like a month away. I know. And football is going to start pretty soon. I mean, it's July. Got a couple of months. And football will be back. Sky is going to be so stoked. Yeah, she loves it. Sky. What about this? You can't beat him. Join him. What about, you know? Too violent. Too violent. It is. It is. I mean, it's practically like UFC every week. Sky, I'm telling you, you'd like it if you understood it. I'm good. Thank you. Let's see. So what about this email? Tell me what you guys think of this. Mikey, dude, I'm so mad right now. I'm listening to your show and I was on the computer.
and saw that the girl I took out last night blogged about our date on her MySpace page. Been meaning to read you this email for a week now. It was our first date, and I think it's totally weird that she would give all the details about our date on her blog for the world to read. It creeps me out. I don't want the details of my private life written about without my permission. It was nothing bad, but who knows? I don't think I'll be seeing her again. What do you guys think? It's P1 Iron Fist. He's called, I think. I think we've talked to him. Well, listen, blogging is a new thing. Relatively new. Well, certainly more people are doing it now than ever before. If you are just waking up from a coma and you happen to be listening to The Mikey Show, a blog is an online diary, kind of, like a journal. What is blogging? Blog. Mean. Like I know like logging something maybe, but what is the B part? What's the B? It's short for web log. Web log? Yeah. Okay. So it's a web log. You keep a little diary. Blog. Blog. So this guy doesn't like that she was on her MySpace leaving a blog and talking about their first date. She didn't say anything bad. And he doesn't want to see her anymore. I can't believe that.
Just because she blogged about their date and she didn't say anything bad? I don't get it. Well, I'll tell you what my opinion of that is. And that is very, very simple. To each their own. Because, you know, I certainly don't have it. I mean, I can't say that he's wrong. And he feels that way. Whatever. But at the same time, I go, listen, if it bugs him. Obviously, dude's got a line. A part of his line is he doesn't like people blogging. You know, Boston Rob is a real private guy, honestly. That seems like that would be something that would really bother you, Rob. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Really? I knew it. Really? I don't know why, but he just has that vibe of like, he's kind of an old guy in a young guy's body. He kind of is. Absolutely.
Yeah, I don't know. Just displaying. It doesn't matter if they're saying bad things or good things. Just that whole private first date atmosphere. You know, it's very secluded. It's very intimate. How do you know? Maybe they went to the fair. Yeah, but I'm saying a first date. I'm not saying where you are. I'm saying the intimateness between the two people. Not a word. Hey, by the way, and when she's telling you that, bro, I just made it up. Put it in Webster's Dictionary. Don't want to. Hang on a second. Blog about it, then. No, thanks. Here's my deal, Rob. This is her MySpace page. We're not talking about, like, the Wall Street Journal online. Yeah, you know, I love his, like, oh, for the world. For the world. Because we're all going to her MySpace page. For sure we are. That's for your friends. Yeah. You know? Yep, 570-1053. Why doesn't she just get on the phone then and call all of her friends and tell them all about the day? She probably did.
Geez, if she did that, heck no, I'd never go out with her. Every girl did that. She does that. Girls can't tell them, right? Your girl did that. You know your girl did that. Yeah, but I'm not. Every girl does that. There are certain friends that, yeah, they're going to share stuff with, but they're not getting on the horn and going, hey, you know, like, what are they? They are, though. Town crier standing out there with a bell. Hear ye, hear ye. My date last night went like this. They are, though. You know they are. You know your gal did that. Not the way, no. Bro, you know. The web today where they're blogging about everything. Is he naive? Is he naive? Why don't you call me a bad word? He's like A&W root beer, man. Old-fashioned. Yeah, old-fashioned. That's right. 5701053. 35253. And it doesn't matter how old you are. You could be listening right now and you're 55 years old. I want to know, what do you think about that? Because the fact is that you can't change the fact that people are blogging. Like people don't care that much. Yeah, they may read it, but they're, I mean, what's so bad about that? Like, you know what I mean? It's not that big of a deal. If she was on there trashing you. Guys, let me tinker with this and throw something in there and see what you think about it. So what about you go into a meeting? You go into a meeting at work and you're talking about stuff in a meeting at work and then you blog about it. What do you guys think about that?
As long as it's not like company secrets, as long as it's not like private to the company. Well, what if it, see, what I'm getting at here is what if the company kind of feels that anything you talk about in there is? Because that's kind of what Boston Rob feels. He feels like anything that kind of happens on that first date is not meant for everybody's consumption. Just like a company might be like, hey, listen, we weren't necessarily talking about the recipe to our Coca-Cola here. But it was a meeting. Until I know that that's not acceptable, I'm going to do it. If this guy tells the girl, hey, I'm not really comfortable with my private life being out there on the web. Right. Then, you know, it's just communication. How would you feel as a boss about an employee talking about stuff in a meeting? Even if it wasn't private and confidential. Positive or negative? What if they were just saying the facts? So we talked about. The fact that we're under budget this month. We talked about the fact that da-da-da-da-da. Well, that's not appropriate. You know, those are things that... That's what I'm saying, you know. No, that's totally different. He thinks it's inappropriate. Because those are things that, you know, the competition can use against you. Okay. You know what I mean? Okay. And when you're dating, it's not like there's competition out there where they're like trade secrets and inside business. So let's say it's like this then. Let's say at the company meeting, you talked about the fact...
that toilet paper in this building is not to be taken out of this building. So please don't walk off with a couple of rolls of toilet paper. And also there's been a few complaints that people are smoking and leaving this thing open. And so if you're going to smoke, you know, what if it's stuff like that? Personally, I'm fine with that. I don't think it's different. Like you're kind of mixing like a work blog with a relationship blog. Like, I think it's totally different, like, in terms of invasion of privacy. It's different. Hey, trust me. I don't think either one of them is wrong. Because this happened to me. I'm just trying to get you guys. talking here and thinking about it i wonder if that's kind of how rob is feeling like it's just not appropriate i have an example go ahead my sister and i had to go through this probably like two and a half years back it was right when like we were getting into myspace and i got my myspace page going with like ashley like for the mikey show and i put some family pictures up and she got really mad and she told me to take them down that she doesn't want any of my listeners knowing what she looks like because it's an invasion of privacy and i can be on the air and that's my job and whatever but she doesn't want
to be opened up for judgment of people that she doesn't know. And she totally flipped and made me take down all the pictures of her. And I'm like, no one cares. No one's going to say crap. But she, in her head, thought that they would. Yeah, and I guess if it's one of those deals that it upsets somebody or makes them feel bad, that's what you should go with. If it upsets her and it makes her feel bad, you don't want to willfully do something that's going to upset somebody. If you know you're upsetting them at that point, you know, it's not good. Yeah, but this guy didn't even give this girl a chance. He just said, you're done. Yeah. Which I don't think is fair. P1 Jennifer. That's right. I totally agree with Rob on this. Like, it's like keeping a journal online for everyone to see and say something had happened that was embarrassing and she blogged it. Like, it's one thing to tell a close friend, oh my gosh, this happened. But to tell everybody that happened, I mean, it's like spreading personal news. Like, you know, it's up to each. individual person well i'll tell you one thing that you know for sure if she blogged about what went down and everything was normal and you know nothing went south right one thing that you know for sure is she's gonna talk about what happens oh yeah well it's like friends but to make him know about that she's blogging like most girls will go and tell a girlfriend jennifer do you get what i'm saying though do you understand what i meant by that
Yeah, like you're going to tell people regardless whether it's online or not, but you tell certain people, not everybody. Nope, that's not what I was getting at. What I meant was is that she's writing about it when it's just normal. Right. So I'm saying, man, when something happens that is a little not good, you know that's going up there too. Right, so that gives them even more of a... That's like, okay, so if something does happen, is she going to blog about it? And, you know, it's like, yeah, people who are like that probably have, like, the big mouth that go and tell everybody, everyone else's business, and they find out about it. Question, guys. Question. So true. Question, guys. Yeah. Now, let's say that we're like, who even cares? Like, who's going to this place, this MySpace page, and reading it, you know? Who cares? Now that's under the supposition that nothing bad was said. Who cares? Let's suppose something bad was said. Let's say something embarrassing happened and they blog about that. Do we still feel the same way? Yeah, who's changing their mind now? Like he has really bad breath? Well, let's say that he tripped.
And it was really embarrassing because when he tripped, he bumped into a waiter and the waiter dropped a bunch of stuff. And now it's real affairs. And he just wishes that didn't happen. Or he forgot his wallet and he had to call his buddy Damone. And he had to bring it to the restaurant. Exactly. Hey, how you doing? Hey, what happened? You forgot to send my house to the thing. There you go, anyway. You kids have a nice meal? See you later. Check out a retina. Okay. What if that, what if it was something embarrassing? Now how do we feel? Oh, yeah. I don't know what any of that meant. Now what? You don't know what that meant? None of it. Yeah, that was from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. But, would that change it? Do you go, now do you say. It depends. You know, if it's kind of malicious. Exactly. You don't want to be with somebody that's being mean to you. What if it wasn't malicious? What if it was just reporting the facts? Hey, something embarrassing. I mean, I personally would be okay with it because it's like I can laugh at myself. I mean, if you take yourself too seriously, then, you know, I understand you might not want that out there. Sky. Yeah, I agree. Like if she's like, oh, this guy was such a loser, blah, blah. But if she was like, oh, I felt so bad for this guy. He forgot his wallet. But, you know, yeah, I got no problem with that. P1 Robert. Hey, how's it going? I was figured that the guy should stop complaining about it because what he doesn't know.
is the girl is secretly throwing hints out there about how he could have made his date better. You know, instead of, you know, reading it and getting upset because she was putting his private business on there, you know, he can just look at it and figure out how to make his next date with her. So you're saying he can use it like a tool. Yeah, it's like a tool to get to know her better. Yeah, like he didn't even know it. She might not have intentionally put it out there like that. Okay. That's one school of thought. P1 Jesse, what do you think? My opinion on it is like what you said. If she's putting out the good, she's going to put out the bad when it goes south. There's going to be times where something's embarrassing or if the relationship starts to end, she's going to put all of that out there for everybody to read. In my opinion, it's not really anybody's business. She shouldn't be out there telling all the private. you know, details. You know, she wants to tell a couple friends or if she wants to put out like minute details about it. But to go into an in-depth blog about how your first date was, that's starting down a slippery slope. You never know what information she's going to get out there. Thank you. I appreciate it, brother. I appreciate the phone call. You know, I have often thought about like things like MySpace and everything. You know how they call it a community?
It really truly is like it's like a neighborhood. And honestly, that's why I call it the wild, wild west out there right now. You know, there's no laws or anything like that. I think eventually there will be. I think that eventually people will be prosecuted for talking crap about other people on even on their private MySpace thing because of the harm that it will inflict upon others. I literally think about it like it's a neighborhood and you're in the neighborhood and you're tacking up like a poster that you've written on and you're tacking the poster up in the neighborhood. Now, if it's your MySpace page, the argument can be made. Well, it's my house. I'm tacking this up on my house. And I think that that's where it's going to get very gray because eventually these we'll be talking about it one day in the news. Oh, yeah. One day in the news, we're going to be talking about a lawsuit or a bill that's trying to be passed or something like that. All about this stuff. Because if you don't think that it hurts people to have a picture of them put on a website with captions underneath it, it can be as damaging and hurtful as walking up to them on the street and punching them in the face. It can be just as it can hurt just as bad. Hurt worse. Hurt worse. You know what? I think you might be right.
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The Padres lose to Florida 3-1. Jackson Brown. Big shit. Did Spicoli say that? Yeah. Did Spicoli say that? He was riding with that black dude. I have not seen that movie for so long. It's great. It's one of your favorite movies, right? Top 10. Yeah. I got to watch it again. And they released it, I think, in high definition video. Oh, really? Yeah, so you can get it in high def. I got to get that. There's a couple of big movies that I don't have. Sky asked to borrow There Will Be Blood, and I realized I didn't have it. I have Food of the Gods. I don't have There Will Be Blood. Something's wrong. Yes. Something weird's going on. That's crazy. That's true. Yeah, P1 Praetorian got it for me, and I watched it, that Food of the Gods, which I remember from when I was a kid. It is so bad, it's fantastic. Think of the worst movie you've ever seen.
And I mean, think of the worst. Like a movie that you saw and you're like, oh man, it's bad. It's really bad. This is a hundred times worse than that. Food of the Gods. And it's so bad that it's just great. It's great. It's so great. I want to show it to my wife so bad, but she won't. Well, that's the deal. She won't appreciate how bad it is. She'll just see a bad movie and she won't be able to get through that and be like, you know, this is actually so terrible that it's hysterical. No, it's a waste of time. Oh, no, no. Typical chick. I know it. They don't get it, dude. It might be a guy thing, right? That's it, dude. Unfortunately, you can't marry dudes. Well, actually, you can. Well, now you can. California. P1, Panama. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah. Yeah, I just wanted to say that as far as the dating, like, you know, talking about the date online on the MySpace page, I don't really think it's an issue. The hotter the girl is, the better the date was. I don't think the date was and the less hot the girl is, then I think it becomes an issue. If the girl's hot and she goes on her MySpace page and talks about it and you're already lucky to be out with her or happy to be out with her, then it's just a compliment. But the worse the date was, the first date, then it becomes...
I don't know if I want her to talk about what's going on. I don't even know if I want people to know that I was out with this girl. Okay, how about this? How about this, Panama, P1 Panama? So let's say you go out with this girl, and she's smoking hot. And she is, I mean, you like everything about her, right? And then you go online and do her MySpace thing. And she doesn't necessarily say anything bad about you. She describes the date, but she kind of mentions that you were wearing, oh, she mentions that you might. have thought about wearing just a little bit more deodorant? Oh, my God. Hey, listen. She's not saying that you're a bad guy. She's not saying that you're ugly. She's not saying anything. That's kind of messed up. That's flat out mean. Okay, what if she says she's going to go? She hopes that you guys get to go out again because she really liked you. How about it starts that you know she liked you. She wants to go out with you again. You could have worn a little bit more deodorant, but...
Other than that, she really liked the date and liked you and thought you were awesome. That's humiliating. Yeah, that's still talking smack. Okay. Okay, let's change it. Let's change it. She says. We're going to be here forever. No. She says. What does she say now, Mike? That. Did you hear me? Yeah. What if she felt overdressed and he was a little underdressed? See, he's going to say. Oh, yeah, then, you know, now it's an aid. I get it now. She's helping me. It's a tool. Nah, not a tool. It's the fact that it's not a big deal. Like, if she's extra hot, things become less important. I have a feeling that Panama... You're the worst. I get what he's saying. Well, he's trying to say... Listen, Sky. He's doing the whole thing where like, yeah, if she's hot, nothing matters. Yeah, right. She can be as dumb as a rock as long as she's hot. No, Panama's got his breaking point. He's saying initially that if this girl was smoking hot, that this guy would not have been out. Ash, you're telling me that Panama, if she said something, he wouldn't be out.
As long as she's saying all the right stuff. He's putting himself in this guy's shoes where the girl blogged about the date, didn't say anything bad. And he's saying, dude, if this chick was smoking hot, then I wouldn't have been gone. So apples to apples, exact same situation. He's good as long as she's hot. The hotter the girl is, the more you let slack. So you don't know. You don't know if she's, you may not know. I don't know about that because Rob. You know, when he was on the market, he was dating a bunch of different girls, and they were all pretty good-looking. And if one of these good-looking girls did something, you know, that he didn't like, he'd be out. He didn't care because he'd have another one the next day. Well, there's a difference. There's a difference between good-looking and extra- That's really true. Yeah, seriously. Yeah, dude, I mean, for real, I was really, I was a hot commodity out there. Okay. I only had seven girls, Mike. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Oh, boy. Hey, Panama, thanks for the call, man. Oh, God. If you want Josh.
Go ahead, Sean. I was just going to say, you know, the real question is, how does she find time to get away from the kitchen long enough to blog? See, you knew that he was obviously going to make a comment that was so outrageous that Sky was going to stare into the camera. Look at that. Sean, you are getting stared down right now. Really, Sean? That's what you want to do with these airwaves? Okay, okay. He knows. He knows. You are the worst. Josh, go ahead. Go ahead. I was going to say, you know, born as an American citizen, you're born with basically the right to privacy if you live on this continent. You also have the right to free speech, buddy. But, I mean, the right to privacy. I mean, it's not like you can go take pictures of somebody, your neighbor over the backyard. You can't. You can't. You can't. However, your neighbor. can go to a public place and put up a poster saying anything they want about you. You can go on these airwaves and say that your neighbor mows his lawn with a weed whacker. You know what? Sky, I mean, is it that important? It's crazy. Who does that? The whole entire lawn.
With a weed whacker. Just say that about it. We don't need this garbage. We don't need this garbage. Her neighbors drive her nuts. I mean, she just. Who's crazier? Who's crazier? I know it. At least it got. It took like three days. It is hard to figure out. Who's the crazy one? The weed whacking lawnmowers. Or the wacko. That's like pointing it out on the air. She can't dig it. Can't you just go over there and politely. It's hot out. Dude, she wants to control those neighbors so bad. Anyway, my right. You're not going to get through to her. You're not going to get through to her. No, you will not. I do not need to discuss this. I'm scheduling a meeting for you at 833. No. Text messages. Mikey, my ex was like this girl. She blabbed anything I told her in confidence. She even brought up my drug addiction to my grandmother in casual conversation. Yeah, that's different. There's an appropriate line, though, too, you know? He says, needless to say, I'm now 10 years sober and single. Mikey, I think it depends on whether she used the guy's name or not.
Because that would show if she respected their date and she respects him or not. I don't know if I agree with that. The name. I mean, it's not really about, it's the fact that she's doing it. Isn't it? It's the fact that she's doing it. What, what, Ash? I'm like thinking about all this. My blog this morning is completely talking smack on my best friend. I mean, I am throwing her name out there. I'm throwing out everything. Well, I certainly hope that before you said that, you took that part off because now you know everybody's going to fly there just to see what you're saying. But she didn't read my blog, so I'm good. What are you saying? What are you saying on there? Who is she talking about? Her best friend, Jillian. Is she talking about Jillian? I guarantee it. You know you read it. I don't read your blog. I can't. You talking about Jillian? Of course. Oh, wow. But, yeah, dude, I threw it all out there. Well, why don't you throw it out there to her? I'm calling her today. Oh, wow. So she did it before on the blog, and then she's going to call her and tell her. See, this is the tricky thing, Mike, that I think you've been seeing. It takes brass balls. I know it does. That just clicked with me is, like, I take my blog as, like, kind of a therapy session for me to vent and really release any thoughts I might be having and, like, let it out. You also...
Like we all have. Like we all have. So I can see how that would go. Listen, we've all done this. In radio, there is not one person in radio that has not used the airwaves to communicate to the people that they love. That's true. A weed whacker? I mean, seriously. Stop it. Enough. What's wrong with that? If it's accomplishing the goal, Sky, they're accomplishing the goal. What's the problem? If the blog was about holding your fork wrong or something like that, then I understand. Then I understand. Because that drove you crazy when you went out with a girl. Then I understand. Or answering your phone at the table. Now that's the worst. Let it go. I'm just saying. For real. There was nothing bad, though, so chill, man. 570-1053. Our text number is 35253. P1 Jason. What's up, Mikey? What's up, dude? I think that girls in general need to stop blogging. Girls? It's not just girls. Wait, hear them out. Hear them out. Okay. I can back this up. There's so many girl blogs out there, and they try hard to be funny.
And they don't try to, you know, talk about their life. They try to be funny. They fail every single time. I'm sick of MySpace blogs. And this chick was trying to be funny. How did you know? Because, come on, Skye, don't be naive. He's got a point. Yeah, when I write in my diary, I go for the ha-has. What are you talking about, you nut? It's true. Eddie, back me up. Totally. Eddie, back me up. Yeah, for sure. Well, there you go. P1 Raw is on the line, and he's boys with P1 Panama that called in just a minute ago. P1 Raw, you there? Yeah, I'm here, Mikey. Go ahead. I'm just saying I'm boys with him, and his view is a little skewed. He only dates pretty hot chicks, so that's why he's saying that. Of course. Yeah, so, I mean, he wouldn't even waste his time. We had this argument the other day when we were working. We were talking about it. And he's saying hot chick or, like, cute chick or ugly chick and, you know, discussing weight or whatnot. And he was like, I don't care. I don't care. I'd rather go for ugly than fat. Well, everybody has, listen, everybody has their standard or what, you know, is acceptable to them.
Listen, at 38 years old, I believe that I am a different guy. I'm a different guy. If I were, I'm not a single man. If I were single today, I do think it would be different, even though my wife and Skye disagree. Oh, that was a fun conversation. Oh, boy, these two. Oh, my goodness. Ash, you were at the other end of the table at your birthday. Didn't get to hear that conversation. Skye and my wife. Mike would date if his wife happened to pass away. Oh, my God. It was a gem. Lovely dinner conversation. It was a gem. Really awkward. It was a gem. Well, you know me, I'm weird, so I love any kind of weird conversation. It wasn't necessarily the conversation that had me weirded out. It was just what they were saying. What were they saying? Oh, well, let's ask Ashley. Ashley, what do you think he would date? Like, age, looks? If he were personally. Wait a second. That is like you're leading the question. I'm not leading the question. You are. You're leading the witness. You're leading the witness. I'm just asking her to describe. Originally, I was going to say, I think you would date someone who's got the same attributes that your wife has. Yes, I think that that is correct.
I think that you like petite. I think that you like, I know you like two eyes. I like petite feet. The feminine stuff. The blonde hair. Sounds like a lady when he walks into the room. Yeah, if we're being honest. Smart intellectual women. I agree with that. So I basically would say a Rebecca replica. But maybe 10 years younger. Here's what, here's, here's, see. Oh! See, my wife and I think that they're both wrong. I do too. I think you're wrong. They think. Why would you think that? My wife and Skye think that it would have to be somebody that's like real young. Why? Like how young? Why? Because I think dudes, we were talking about a guy who was in a situation who had, you know, an option between somebody who shared similar experiences with him and a hot. 21-year-old, and he really wanted to go after the hot 21-year-old. And we were saying that we believe most men would do that. He didn't necessarily really want... Oh, yes, he did. Oh, yes, he did. Oh, yes, he did. Don't try to lie. What is going on right now? Why can we not say? Why can we not say? Just in case. Oh, come on. Yeah, just in case the people we're talking about are listening. But, you know.
And I think most men, if they were faced with the same choice, would probably go the same way. They'd go after the hot little young thing. In terms of taffy, not sure, but in terms of a relationship, which I think Mike has a son and he's 38, I think he would look for a relationship. I think it depends, Skye. It depends who you're more attracted to. It depends who you have more in common with. It just doesn't matter. See, here's what my wife and Skye both think. They both think. That if a woman were 30, I would, like, rule it out because she doesn't meet the, like, even if she were hot. No, I don't believe that. I believe if you have a choice between the 30-year-old and a 21-year-old. What if the 30-year-old's hotter? Well, we're saying that the 21-year-old is hotter in this scenario. Well, I mean, and see, that's the, well, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is where it's a little confusing. This is where it's a little confusing. You won't know what I mean. Don't act on. Hang on. This conversation has to do with it's not just me. It's every guy listening. Yes, it is. So what Sky and my wife are saying isn't just specifically me. They sort of think this about men. They're wrong. Even if you're emotionally matched better with somebody. You're wrong. You're wrong. Versus a hot little thing.
You're going to try out the hot little thing first and give that all the opportunities to work before you consider. And this is what I think was unfair about Rebecca and you. Because you guys, these two ladies, okay, and it's not just Rebecca and Skye. There is a ton of ladies that are listening right now and they're like, yeah, tell them. And Sky, that's unfair to say 21. Our cutoff's 24. Okay, 24. Listen. Hang on a second. Hang on a second. 23. See, what they want to do, Eddie, is that they want to, my wife and Sky and about 50 billion women listening right now, what they want to do is they want to make it in their mind and in their argument that a woman that's 22 or 23 is just like stupid and can't. possibly have anything to give can't possibly have anything to give to a 38 year old man like there's just no way in the world that never said anything close to that you two ladies were absolutely insinuating that there is no if she's 21 forget it if you take you for example at your age
being a father and you find yourself single if you found a woman in her 30s that was a mother and single and then there was like a 23 year old who you thought had it all together you know you'd go you'd give the 23 year old the benefit of the doubt before you would give the 30 something If you're telling me that they're both identical. I'm not. Okay. One's a parent. One has more life experience. One is a career person. The other one is young, doesn't have as much experience, but you think is a good person on the inside and just happens to be young and gorgeous on the outside. I think you're going to go for that first. You're going to give them the benefit of the doubt. You're going to try harder with that before you even consider the other. In fact, I'm afraid. Yes, it is. I'm telling you. It is. I'm telling you, I'm afraid of that one. I'm afraid that one's going to jack me over. Honestly. Now, that only comes from being 38. That doesn't mean you don't want that. Yeah, I mean, I'm going to be attracted. Well, of course you're going to be attracted. Of course. And you know him. He's not interested in the quick bone smooch. Wait, I thought that was his car.
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For the first time, the prime minister of Iraq has publicly called for a timetable for the withdrawal of American troops. Well, there you go. James Brown, Phil Simms, and Chris Collinsworth will host Inside the NFL when it moves to Showtime, then the fall. Mikey, so are Sky and Rebecca saying that a woman would never choose the young hot guy over an older guy? I'm not saying never, but I'm saying... How much money does he make? Oh, I do not support that comment. And then Ash gave the two index finger pistols to me. I think we got a relationship. How about this? You be rich, I be hot, and we'll make babies. He's dating a 40-year-old. He's got two kids. She's talking about marriage after one month because he's loaded. Is that what your vlog's about? He bought her BMW already, dude. She's awesome. After a month? After a month. Oh, I am grossed out. So, yeah. There you go. You're a girl, Sky. Yeah, that's weird because the 40-year-old picked the... I'm not saying I would. Oh, she's young and, you know, good looking. Now, he's got to ask himself, what is it about for him? You know what I mean? She looks good on his shoulder. There you go. And that's...
What matters? On his shoulder. Well, he actually picks her up like a parrot. Well, he's a professional chicken fighter. So weird. She is his handbag. In the pool, Eddie. So in the pool, right? Yeah, so he needs a good shoulder. That's good. That's good. Well, listen, it's up to the guy. Like, if the guy goes, hey, that's what's important to me. Now, I'm telling you, for me, that wouldn't be the important thing. But I would not. If I were in that situation, I'm not going to rule a girl out simply based on age. My wife feels the same way. My wife feels the same way Sky does. She laughs at that. She's like, I mean, how do you even say that with a straight face? I'm telling you. Sky, Sky, hang on. That's a good one, Mike. Okay, wait. I will convince you. I will convince you. That's Uncle One. Hang on. You will not convince me. Hear me out. Oh, no. Hear me out. I believe that Ash is a very, very young 25. Okay. I believe she is a very young 25. Okay. I believe that you were a very old 22. Yes. That's all I'm saying. Everybody's different. Eddie's a little confused at what I'm trying to say. Let me put it bluntly. She's immature.
Oh, wow. I get it now. But I'm really, really cute. So Mike said to be on the prowl for the adult on the inside 22-year-old. See, what I'm saying is... What I'm saying is... On the prowl, by the way. Totally. Now, if... the boo weren't around, are we saying that Skye would go for the 49-year-old? Or would she go for Riggins? Like she's not going to be attracted to Riggins. You know what I mean? Oh, he's attractive, but I mean, you know, probably dumb as a rock. How do you know? I'm just saying. What if he's not as dumb as a rock? I'm sure we have a lot in common. I'm sure he likes to sit home on a Friday night and watch Friday Night Lights. No, maybe he doesn't.
Maybe he doesn't, and he probably does not. He probably doesn't sit around reading books on the weekends. Okay. Working in the garden. I got you. I got you. But that doesn't mean that there is not the 23-year-old woman that doesn't. That means, you know what I mean? There's a 23-year-old chick. Sky, you were not like. I know. Rager, you know, you were never that chick. But, you know, I was the exception. Yeah, you were. So you're going to give every 22-year-old a chance until you find that one. And you're going to work your way to Skuxboro until you find that one. I get what you're saying, but you're wrong. How old is Bill Cosby? Mikey, my wife was 23 and I was 35 when we got married. Been married for a year now. Lucky. See? Why is he lucky? Maybe she's a horrible woman. We don't know. He hears 23 and says lucky. Okay, but at the same time he's saying that, you're making 23 into something bad. I am not. You're making it like they're obviously dumb. No, I've never said or hinted to anything like that. I'm just saying that you don't share a lot of the same things.
What? How do you know? Life experience, interests. So you mean that what you do is you sit around and you talk about life experience, like when you're talking to somebody? Eddie, is that the deal? I don't think it's very far-fetched. So what did you think about 1985? No, I don't think it's too far-fetched. I remember when I signed up for my first SDG&A bill. Yes, exactly. Like a 20-some. That nailed it. It's not too far off to think a 20-some likes to go out to the bars, likes to go clubbing. And it's not too far off to think a 35-year-old is maybe kind of past it. But that one's not for me. That girl's not for me. See, Mike, I see what you're saying because Jillian and the 40-year-old, they have a lot of common interests. She says they have, like, everything in common. But what I think is going to be the thing that gets them to break up is that she is so immature. And she has not had the life experience to make her realize what's important, what's not important in life and in their relationship.
You know, and that's when. Skye, did you just go? I'm just saying, yeah, like you grow a lot in those ages just for the reasons you told me, you know, not to get in a relationship, a serious relationship at that young age and to be getting engaged and getting married. OK, you grow a lot. And if you've already done your growing and somebody still needs to grow, it's going to be tough. It's not impossible, but it's going to be tough. I agree. No doubt about it. In fact, I think I would have an age that I just would not go below that. And what would that be? Probably, you know, 18, 19 years. Come on. I'm kidding around. This text says, I am 22 and dating a 36-year-old man. So many people have said we are perfect together, and I am very happy with him. Well, congrats to you. I don't know what to say. Call us back in a year. I'm just saying. Odds are against you. It could happen. I don't know. Let's see. 5701053. Our text is 35253. Let's see. This is P1 E-Ticket. E-Ticket, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. What's up, man? Not too much, man. Go ahead. I just wanted to make a comment. When I got married, I was 26 and my wife was 20 years old. And it was kind of tough at first because of the immaturity level. But since she was so hot, I just...
pregnant for the first five years. Wait, you were 26 and she was 20? Yeah. That's not very far off in age. I mean, you're both pretty much... Even at that, the immaturity level was difficult. Sky, there is no way. I don't care how mature she seemed. I would not date a 20-year-old. There's no way. That's only six years difference. If he was 38, you could date a 32-year-old. Would you have a problem with that? No way. No way. Sky? No. Okay, well, what's your deal? I mean, Eddie, aren't you kind of curious what Skye and Rebecca's like? What is right? Yeah. Like, what is right? What's acceptable? What's acceptable? Somebody who you have something in common with. Give me an age. Give me an age. Yeah, where would it be bad? Okay, at 38, where would it be bad? I think if you go below 28. You're pushing it. You're telling me that there is not that 27 years old. No, sorry. Not going to happen. Like I said, there's an exception to any rule. But if we're generalizing, if we're taking all of America and putting everyone in a category, I say, yeah, below 28 is crazy. Like a 10 year age difference over that is crazy. I would say 20. I'm just going to be real honest. Like, I don't think that I don't think.
that I'm reasonably going to find, that I would reasonably find somebody if they were under 26. Eddie, what do you think? Yeah, I think women really change a lot in their mid-20s. Like, their mid-20s, they change, like, a lot. So, you know, anywhere in that age, it's going to be risky. I agree. Skye is so cynical. But you were making the argument for the chick. How old was she? 22. 22. You were making an argument for her that she should date this guy we knew who was... He wasn't 38. He was like 32. 31, 32. Yeah. Right? I didn't see that. Skye was just so dead set that that girl, like no matter how... Well, I think for our friend, there was a lot of other possibilities of women he had mentioned to us who, you know, had children and similar life experiences. But he was really drawn to the hot 22-year-old. Now, here's the girl that just texted us. Okay. She's on the line. Her name's Jessica. She's 22. The guy that she's dating is 36. Eddie, do you see a problem with this? You know, I don't know her. Right.
It is. It's a little young. Yeah, definitely. Women at that age, most of them. Skye, when she was 22, was dateable for a 36-year-old guy. For sure. There's no doubt about it. Wow. I was not. Please. You're still not dateable for a 36-year-old. That's old. How do you feel now? She is the best. Touche. She's on fire today. Touche. Jessica, go ahead. Yeah, I just wanted to make a comment that, you know, I may be only 22, but I have had life experience. I have had, you know, growing up for me wasn't easy because I grew up, you know, I grew up really quickly. And so I'm very mature, very responsible for my age. That's right. For instance, if the man that you're dating was wanting to buy a big wheel. You would be a very good person to ask about the big wheel. Let's say, for instance, the man that you're dating was interested in purchasing a Barbie collection. You would be very good at pointing out the right Barbie for him. Don't be that way. After all, you're a child. Oh, no.
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Whatever you may call it. Do you really need that much soda? Well, honey, do you need all your shoes? Those flip-flops and high heels and clogged things? Excuse me, we're not talking about shoes, are we? I thought we were talking about soda. Too much soda. That would be like having way too many private jets or too much money. Oh, look at me, everyone. I have way too many yachts. Maybe I should have less yachts. In your dreams. Too much soda. Come on. More is more. Check out AMPM's all-new Double Cheeseburger. It's bigger. It's juicier. It's only $1.59. A.M. P.M. Too much good stuff. At participating stores for a limited time, while supplies last, prices may vary. Hey, check this out. Did you know that a just-completed survey of AIS clients shows an average savings of $850 per year? Now, of course, prices vary depending on your needs, so it really pays to shop around, which is what AIS does for you. In fact, 92% of AIS clients renew year after year, which goes to show just how much money they're saving. Remember, AIS wants you as a customer for life. Hey, it's Mikey. Call AIS at 1-800-777.
777-4AIS. Again, that's 1-800-777-4AIS. It's the Rock 105.3. Asshole Assault. Connected by Cricket Wireless. Hang out at Miller Lights Beach Broadcast with Missy every Friday this summer from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Check out the Babes in Bikinis Finals at Canes on Thursday, July 10th. And listen up, surfers. Get the ride of your life with the Rock 105.3 Surf Trip to Pismo Beach. For details, go to rock1053.com, keywords beach, bikini, and surf. And while you're logged on, register your company for a free lunch from Quiznos, delivered by Boston Rob. Keyword contest. Mikey Show, featuring Mikey. I rarely remember things that I wanted to say. Eddie of Cosgrove. Bernardo, senior community, power cap on. Sean. Sean wears capri pants? I enjoy the taste of medicine. And Ashley. I can only take really small bites of food. Really small bites of food. The Mikey show's on. You guys are so cute. Thank you. Rock 105.3. It has just been announced that Matthew McConaughey's girlfriend gave birth to a baby boy last night. Chiefs tight end Tony Gonzalez gave the Heimlich maneuver to a guy. Saved his life. Turned out he was a Chargers fan. No.
Now, I wonder if Tony would have reconsidered knowing that ahead of time. No question about that. No question, right? He would have been like, eh, you know what? A Charger fan can help that guy. If I were a Raider fan, that guy would be dead. Forget it. Forget about it. Forget it. So, yeah, what do you guys think about people that greet other people and kiss them on the lips? Wow. And I'm talking, you know, it doesn't matter. Opposite sex, same sex, whatever. Not a fan. It's unsanitary. Depends, Ash says. Depends on. It'd be that. For me, it depends on, for my personal comfort level, it depends on whether you're single or not. I've realized now that I'm in a relationship, like, I'm not okay with, like, the friend Peck with guys, which I used to do, like, with my hairdresser. Right. Now I'm just not comfortable anymore. Is the hairdresser straight or gay? He's straight, but he's in a relationship. Hey. Hey. Give me a little. Come here. He's a good friend.
You know, we've been friends for like three years. I don't know. I love cherry lips gloss. What are we doing today? I kissed a girl and I liked it. Hello. He came to me on Friday where it was kind of awkward because he expected me to... make out do the friend pack and i and i denied it and he he was this guy was like his feelings were hurt like he thought it was rude that i didn't oh i think he might be a pervo yeah and so he was like kissing he was kissing you know this woman who who's married and her husband was right there and he gave her a big speech on the lips do it um i think he might be a pervo yep really yeah He was like, this is the friendly thing to do. Come here. Come here. You know what? If you live in Italy and you grew up there, maybe. They don't kiss on the lips. They don't. They do it on the side of the cheek. So I'm not the jerk. No. Okay. Come here. Let me kiss you on the lips.
And Michael Corleone did this. And Michael Corleone did that. So I said, yeah. And kiss me on the lips, will you? Perfect. You know what I do? I like to kiss people on the lips and make it seem like I'm just friendly. You don't have any idea how many girls I get to kiss this way. Oh, we're good friends. How are you? Oh, my old friend. Right on the lips. Dream come true. I don't know about these guys, man. I think they're using it. Really? Yeah. I have to say, I'm kind of against the kissing on the lips for anybody but your spouse. You're right. I agree.
I think you're right. I agree. It's kind of inappropriate. Yeah. Anybody but your wife, I think, is like, who else would you be kissing on the lips? I know some people that kiss family members. I don't kiss my family. No. I don't kiss your Angelina Jolie. No. There's an age where it becomes inappropriate. I will. I will. occasionally peck Jake on the lips, but I know that has to stop. Kids are kind of different. I understand that. But, I mean, once you're, I don't know. And I'm thinking already, like, when is that going to stop? Like, when will that, like, we're almost there. He's almost two. You know, he's going to be two in September. And I don't know, man. I don't know. To each their own. To each their own. Yeah, for sure. You know what I mean? But when you're rape kissing somebody like that guy was trying to do to Ashley, that's horrendous. He made me seem like the jerk. For the rest of the day, he was a jerk. He was mean to me because I was a brat, evidently. I was too good to be friends with him. You took it away. You took away his perv kiss. Yeah, his free perv kiss.
You took away the free perf case. To show me how normal it was. Like he expected it. To show me how normal it was, like he turned right in front of me and smacked this wife where the husband was right there on the lips. See, they try to, listen, they try to pass it off like it's this eccentric sort of like, yeah, no it isn't. And I'm like, whoa. I guarantee you in every case of those, it's the dude that started it. The chick didn't. No, no way. My hairdresser started it. Of course. And I just kind of went with it and then I realized like I'm uncomfortable. And let me ask you something. I bet consciously every time like, you know, it happened and it was like, OK, yeah, that's what we did. But I bet every time you went to get your hair done, there wasn't a time you went that right before you walked in or even when you made the appointment, you knew the friend kiss was coming. It's too big to not have as a conscious thought. And then you.
Basically, your boyfriend's kissing that guy. Not anymore. She doesn't do it. She doesn't do it now out of respect for Mark. I love you, Mark. How much I love you. How much I love him. I love you so much. I couldn't kiss anyone but him. I won't kiss my hairdresser anymore. Does he kiss you? I want to wrestle you so freaking bad. Sugar kisses. Sugar kisses. Your dress has lips like sugar. Great song, man. Easy guy. 570-1053. I just do. P1 Paul's on the line. Kisses his twin sister on the lips. What's the problem? What's the problem? Is she hot? What's the problem? Valid. Paul, how old are you? I'm 27. Yeah, what's the problem? So he kisses his 27-year-old twin sister. Oh, man. Hey, they could share a room, a womb. Why not a little?
Friendly, sisterly kiss. Exactly. I don't see anything wrong with that, if you're both comfortable with it. There's so many things wrong with it. Hey, listen, I said five minutes ago, I said to each their own. I take it back. Thank you. I don't know. It's weird. It's kind of strange, right? As long as it tastes okay. All right. OTL. O-T-L. Weirdos. Now, let me ask you. Paul, does anyone else, has anyone else ever told you that they think that's strange? No, but I wouldn't really care if they did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why do you have to do that? Because, you know, we're real tight. We're close. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And a hug won't suffice. It's not like I make out with her. Understandable. I understand. It's a safe place. Safe place. It's a peck. But, uh, Paul, does, you know, doesn't it seem, how long have you guys done that? Uh, you know, since we were little kids. Since we were little kids. To each their own. Oh, my.
Skye, what do you think? No. No, you said it. You said no, Mike. I say no. I say no, thank you. You want to kiss your brother in the mouth? Oh, I'm going to vomit. Can you imagine kissing Joe on his lips? Oh, shut up. Think about it for a minute. When you see him, you just want to say hello. You're seeing your brother. Hey. Make sure there's no food coloring on your lips, though. Oh, no. I'll go nuts. I'll stick in the couch and get my kiss on the lips of food color. Like, if I saw this dude and his sister kiss, and then I were told... Found out. And then I were later to find out that they were brother and sister, like... Flip you out. Dude, like, mentally, I would... Vomit. Like, I would probably literally, like, have to take a step back. You'd be scarred. Scarred. Yeah. No, wait a minute. No, no, no. Wait a second, Paul. Not in this case. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, bro. I have a brother, and no, no way. Because, Paul, you know that there's got to be people that think that it's a little strange. Well, that's cool, but, you know. Whatever. I would take a bullet for her. I know. I'd take a bullet for my brother, but not a French kiss. He didn't say French kiss, guy.
He didn't say French kiss. A little too far. A little too far. He said they give each other a peck when they see one another. Yeah, they do. I want to hear from these guys. Stop, because it's creeping me out. I know they're listening. I know you guys are listening right now. How good. The jig is up. You guys that do these kisses, man, when you see people. Make up your mind. I don't know. That collar, like the way he described it, that didn't seem like that big a deal. Kissing the twin sister? Growing up. Do you mean it like you're in a really close relationship? Like, I kiss my girlfriends on the... Like, there's a couple girlfriends I have. I'll pet you on the list. Is that a greeting peck? I think that's weird. I agree with Eddie. I think if it's not your significant, it's kind of... It's odd. Yeah. It's... Yeah. Like, when I say goodbye, like, there's this one friend that... And it's just specifically her. Who started it? Her, right? She started it. Okay. I got it. You just made me realize it. Whoever starts it, they're Pervo. If they start it, they're purvos. Eddie, come on, right? Something's up with you, you weird kisser. Mikey, kissing on the mouth as a greeting is completely cultural. That's how some cultures greet. Where? Yeah, where do they do that? France.
In France, a kiss on the side of the cheeks. Not only that, these people, unless those people that you're talking about are from that country, what do you make of this argument? That was a little latte. All my mom sisters. Latte, otte, otte, otte, otte, otte, too. Dude, in New York, all my aunts, that's how you greet. Like, all my mom sisters. Kiss on the lips. Or like on the side. You know what I mean? Like right on the cheeks. No, they're not Purvos. Cheeks are fine. Cheeks are fine. But I mean, it's close enough. No, it isn't. There's a difference between dead on center and the cheeks. Come here, Grandma. Yes. Total difference between... Grandma, your mustache is tickling me. P1, Joni. Joni, go ahead. How's Chachi? There it is. kisses each other. Are they from back east? No. They're from here. From here. My father-in-law mouth kisses me. There's no tongue or anything like that. My father-in-law does that too. Mouth or lips? Wait. It's perverted. It's perverted. It's not perverted. I don't think of it as perverted. Yeah, I know you don't, but it is.
My kids. No, not with your kids. If it's your kids, it's totally different, man. It's your kids, you know? If you have to Listerine after you greet your entire family, that's pervert. My parents and that family always did it. So that doesn't gross you out? It's not weird to you? What's that? It's not weird to you? No. Okay. My mom's boyfriend texts me on the list. My mom's boyfriend pecks me on the lips when he greets me and it makes me uncomfortable. Yeah, and it's because he's a pervert. He's pervy. He's pervy. This is freaking me out. He is pervy. Everybody's perverts. No sex allowed. Mikey, I'm 32 and my aunt kisses me on the lips when I see her. It's weird. P1 Bethany. Yeah, it's weird. It is. It is. It's weird. Would you kiss your dog? Would you kiss your cat? Yeah. Coslaw is kissing. Mine can attest to that. How dare is she? You know, I mean, it was just an easy shot. She didn't hear it. If I didn't hear it, it didn't happen. Eddie said it first. I will say this. It's CPR. How many times of references here? How many references? That says if it makes you cry, it's okay to kiss on the mouth.
No way, Jose. Hey, dude, don't lash out at me for the CPR. I'm just saying. 570-1053 is our phone number. What have you got in your mouth? Hey, who the heck is this? I wonder. Hey, guys, it's Dr. Wayne. What are you calling in about? I'm a local chiropractor here in the area, and I am also a masseuse. Deep tissue. Deep tissue and Swedish. Yeah, and I greet all my clients that way. I just was listening to the show, and I greet all my clients that way. You got a lot of ladies. You coming in? Mostly ladies. I'll tell you what, I am a pervo in that regard. You shouldn't be proud of that, Dr. Wayne. I cannot stop kissing the ladies. No, somehow I don't believe you. Well, I mean, it is a cultural thing. I was raised in Ohio. That's not really... In Ohio, even guys will greet one another. Oh, really? In Ohio? In Ohio. It's acceptable for men to have...
Well, yes. Now, I'm from Columbus, and so, you know, some of you may know, and that's just what you do in Columbus. So when I see Zep, I pack him on the lips. Wait, what? Is that so Zep? No. He's got this weird, you know, homophobic thing that he's got going on. Get over it. So every time I've tried, he shoves me, which I think is rude. Zep? I'm from Columbus. That's from Columbus, Zep. I mean, that's fine. Hey, I'm from Columbus. You don't have to shove. me like that. Give me a little. I don't answer this. You're on the phone, Seth. No, get away. Kiss him back. Kiss him back. No, no. Why are you such a homophobe? No. Wow, Seth. Weird. But, yeah, in my practice, I find that I will do this all kinds. You know, culturally, I will do all sorts. I'll do Eskimo, butterfly. Wait. You're not from Alaska. You are not. You are not. Old Lebanese mustache. What's that? I don't want to know. I don't want to know. No, no. Up to whoever is doing it, I guess, to make it. No. Okay, Dr. Wayne. This is crazy. I'll see you guys later. Okay, bye. Later. Bye. Dr. Wayne, he is definitely an interesting cat. That is for sure. Yuck. Well, 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253.
When we come back, Sky has new releases, and we'll do that. Don't go away. Wireless Studios. That's a shame right there. That hurt me. K-I-O-C. San Diego's Rock. Five, three. MyCricket.com slash San Diego. Now listen, I could tell you all about the U.S. Border Patrol, but until you get to hear it from somebody that actually does it, it may make a difference for you. On the line, I have Todd. And Todd, how do you refer to yourself? An agent? That's right, Mikey. This is Senior Patrol Agent Todd Nagle with U.S. Border Patrol. Or for the P-1s, this is P-1 Migra. There you go. There you go, man. And how long have you been doing what you do? I've been on the patrol seven years. And when you first went into it, you did the academy thing. That's correct. What could you tell people that would really get them excited about wanting to become a Border Patrol? What do you really love about your job? You know, this is one of those jobs, Mikey, that...
I actually look forward to going to work every day. That's pretty awesome. Yeah, not many people can say that. It's very rewarding. It's not the same thing day in and day out. So, yeah, it's just one of those really exciting jobs that pays really well, and you have that government security job. So, you know, hey, what else can we say? That's pretty awesome. Now, if people want to know more, I encourage them to go to borderpatrol.gov. And, hey, Todd, thanks for coming on, man. Thank you very much, Mikey. All right, we'll see you. Tecate Light presents Bad Habit Confessions. Hello, my name is Luis, and I'm here to confess a really bad habit. Hang on. Hello? Hey, what's going on? Okay, I'll talk to you soon. I didn't even realize I had a bad habit until... Hang on. Hello? Yo, amigo, ¿qué pasa, man? Sure, you got it. I didn't know I had a bad habit until this guy approached me in a bar and said... You know, that's a bad habit. What's a bad habit? Hang on. What?
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Hey, it's Mikey for Amco. I'm the type of person that likes to know exactly what I'm going to get before I get into it. That's why I always, whenever I'm doing any kind of endorsement, I always check them out before I pass it on to you, the P1s. I'm telling you, you can trust Amco. When you go into Amco, they will diagnose an engine light problem before you ever have to pay for it. It's free for them to diagnose it. They're not going to fix anything that isn't broken. And don't forget the fact that AMCO does transmissions, brakes, oil changes. Now, you may be saying to yourself, why AMCO? Why would I go to AMCO and not take it to the dealership? Well, first of all, the experience. The experience in the database. They hook up with all these other AMCOs with guys that know exactly what problems are going on. And when they experience something that they don't know about, which isn't often, they can go on there and figure it out. Amco is the only place you want to go. It's Amco. Double A. Beep, beep. M-C-O. The Mikey Show. It's another Mikey. Mikey moment. Seth and Ash, I think both have strange friends. Nothing personal. I don't really have any friends anymore. Nothing personal. Dang. Remember you had that imaginary Asian friend. Oh. Yeah, she moved. Margie. Margie. Margie. Margie. Margie. Margie.
Then she had that friend Jillian. Oh, she's coming into town. Oh, no. That's bad news. For a week, dude. For a week? Dude, get this brutal. Get this brutality. Sorry, Mark. Listen to this brutality. Dude, my house would be a better guess. The Mikey Show continues. Rock 105.30. Well, this is just what we need. Fox has announced that the Osborne family will be hosting a variety show. The NHL announces it's going to play another game outdoors on January 1st at Wrigley Field. Really? Oh! That is weird. Yeah, weird. Yeah. They did it last year on January 1st, their big New Year's Day game outdoors. I think it was in, what, Toronto? I want to say. Buffalo.
And this year they're doing it in Chicago. I'll watch for that. Wow. It's weird, you know. It is weird. I mean, it was cool in Buffalo because it was snowing and it was all goofy. Yeah, I'd watch that. Yeah. It'd be way more fun if they, like, just that day made all the dudes dress like clowns. Nah. That'd be kind of, you know, if they were playing hockey, but they were all like... Yep, I like it. Like a red nose and stuff. And they're scared. They made to look like big red floppy shoes. I'd watch. I would watch that. They all had a little flower on their lapels. That is right there. Goal. Let's see. Okay, so I told you I was going to play Larry King singing to Ringo Starr. Cut eight. Larry was actually going to sing happy birthday to you, Ringo. Who is? Larry. Oh, great. Larry, you going to give him a little Beatles happy birthday? You want me to do that, really? Come on, Larry. Larry, Larry, open up. Happy birthday. All right, baby. We should have you drumming behind me. Can you? Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Ringo. Peace and love and happy birthday to you. Oh, my God.
Not bad. First. I love it. Larry. Larry. Larry. Vegas is waiting for you. I'll meet you there. I don't like it. I don't want to. I want to hear Yoko Ono do it. No. I definitely do not want that. Cut 20. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Ringo. Happy birthday to you. And many more. Oh my gosh. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Ringo. Happy birthday to you. And many more. I can't. I can't ever. That was the alcohol. I'm never going to recover. I hope everyone enjoyed that.
Wow. As much as we did. That is... It did. Sky... How are we supposed to... I don't know. Let's have Sky do new releases. We'll just move on. That's only going to make it worse. We'll just have Sky do new releases. Awesome. What do you see in there in your new release? Okay. Crystal ball. New video games out this week. We have Beijing 2008. Oh, great. The official video game of the Olympic Games. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Ringo. Happy birthday to you. And many more. Thank you very much. That's for Xbox 360 and SES 3. There it is. Was that Winter or Srummer? It doesn't say it. It's a Srummer name. All right.
It looks like summer. I see swimming. Unreal Tournament 3 for Xbox 360. Sid Meier's Civilization Revolution Xbox 360 PS3. Final Fantasy Fables for the Wii. Sports Party Wii. Wonder World Amusement Park Wii. Wizard's Tower Xbox 360. Purpals for the Wii. Spogs Racing for the Wii. Hey, Sean, did you see that they're coming out with DC versus, I think, Mortal Kombat? Whoa. It's either that or Street Fighter. I don't remember, but it's DC versus the DC characters versus, I think, Mortal Kombat. Wow, dude, that is awesome. That's crazy. Wow. What is that? Oh, wow. I don't know, though. I don't know, though. I just want to know. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Bingo. Happy birthday to you. And many more. Oh, man. That's something else. That's something else. I knew that would be Sean. Something Sean would love. Oh, he loves it, you know?
You know why? It was foreign. There was something about the end of it. You can't stop. That guy. All right, new CDs out today. What do we got? We only got two. We have Beck with Modern Guilt. Yes, I'm such a tool. Oh, man. All philosophers. Famous philosophers have MySpace pages? Apparently so. He found them. Socrates, apparently. He's MySpace in it. Big blogger. Yeah, I'm not cool enough for back music. And I get it. I totally get it. But man, I'm not. As soon as I hear it, I'm like, I don't have a turtleneck on. Or like, you know, I don't have the OC jeans or whatever it is.
But whatever it is, I don't have... And all I have to do is listen for one second and go on. Okay, you know what? I'll take Def Leppard and photograph any day. Yeah. In fact, listen. What? Your average guy listening right now. See, this is the difference between... This is what I don't like about those... Like the cool alternative radio stations. Because I'm like... It's like eight guys that are really into it. I was driving home the other day, and I put it on the 80s channel. This was on, and I cranked it. Come on now. Oh, that's good. That's good. Is that out today, Sky? No. I wish. The photograph is not out today? It's not. I think that might have been the first album I bought on vinyl. No, that's not true. It was a soundtrack to Endless Love. Wow. That sounds about right. But then after that, a few years later, I got Pyromania. Right. I'm sure you did.
Okay, also out on TV today. Really hurtful the way she said that. That was very passive-aggressive. He was so passive-aggressive. I thought it was just plainly aggressive. But anyway, also out today, we have Billy Joel with the... Play some Billy Joel. Play some Billy Joel. With the stranger 30th anniversary. Oh, that's good. That's good, good, good. Very similar to that. Yes. Almost identical artists. Moving on. If you don't like Billy Joe, I don't want to know you. Billy Joe. Yeah, it includes three CDs and one DVD. What's the DVD? The DVD is of the BBC's Old Grey Whistle Test.
Which is... Speak English. I don't know. It's an America lady. How about this one? I think that's... Oh, play it. Play it. Play it. She can kill with a smile. She can wound with her eyes. Oh, that's good. She can ruin your faith with her casual life. Has this ever been in a movie? I don't think so. It's a good movie song, right? All right, let's make a movie. Let's make one. She hides like a child, but she's always a woman to me. Oh, this one. Are you kidding me with that? Billy Joel. Do you know this song? I've got to keep listening. Oh, man, do I love this song. This may be my favorite. Right after 9-11, he sang this at Ground Zero. It was really powerful. If I... If I were capable of it, I would admit to you that I cried when I watched it, but I'm incapable of doing that. I can't because it'd be embarrassing to me. Yeah, you'd judge you. You'd judge me. And so I can't admit that. No crap. To somebody that would be able to admit something like that, hats off to them. Great. Seth is just a mess. Yeah, Seth is curled up in a ball right now. All right, bro. Do you know this song, Ash?
Still not sure. New York State. In his defense, he cries at Crocodile Rock. That is true. That is true. That is true. That is true. I grew up listening to that Billy Joel song that's more peppy. I can't think of that. Oh, yeah, that one. Yeah. Really popular. That one. I know what she's talking about. I guarantee she's talking about Anthony's song. I don't think that was it. No, it wasn't. What is she talking about? Upbeat. Best Billy Joel. I'm going to try to look for it. Was it... The other one. You might be right. Moving out. No, no, no. It was like The Night or something. The Night. Never mind. I'm going to find it. What's the Buzz and Buddy song? My Life? Yeah. That's a great one. Not that one? Here we go. Kip and Henry. Stop. Luffy and Hildegard. Stop. My only's a good die young. Calm down, Rob. No.
There it is. This is later. To me, this is later. You don't like this? It's okay, but I really like the old stuff. Like this, like this. Like that Piano Man? That's right. Piano Man. Piano Man. I want to learn this. Harmonica, come on. Not enough harmonica in songs now. It's true. Where's John Popper when you need him? Well, I think he was being facetious, Sky. I don't know if he was really being serious. Where's the Horde Festival? Oh, yeah. I went to that. Oh, it was so good. John Popper on Harmonica. Pumpkins. For All Along the Watchtower. Oh, no. Wow. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please
She's a program director, even. Should tell you something. Where is it? It's matching. But to me, this was the 80s. I love this song. Does Skye not like this stuff? No, she loves it. Skye, do you not like Billy Joe? No, I do. I like some of it. I mean, I'm not freaking out like all of you, but there's some good stuff in there. So you probably don't like... Mike, play You Might Be Right. Do it. Rob? I can't help myself. You Might Be Right? You May Be Right. You May Be Right. Oh, that's... You may be wrong. Ooh, touche. I don't think it's called You May Be Right. Yeah, that's what it is. I'm looking at it.
Sorry. What are you saying, Mike? Come on. Or maybe it's called We're Both Right. Wow. Every opportunity. He's always looking for a sky joke. Always looking for a sky joke. Shut up. Because remember that time? Did you put it up for me? Yeah. Where did you put it? Right in the main spot. Yeah, there it is. Again. That's good, dude. Keeping the faith, dude. Keeping the faith. Okay, Rob. Mike is up there for him. Come on. What else, Skye? Get an iPod, bro. New DVDs out today. Hey, Mike, since we're on it, can you just play Tommy Tutongue? He's requesting songs.
Okay, new DVDs out today. We have Stop Loss with Ryan Felipe. What about Santana, Mike? That one with the dude from Matchbox 20. Yeah, I'm not so much into old stuff, but anything with the dude from Matchbox 20. Just play Matchbox 20. Can you play some Vanessa Carlton, Mike? A Thousand Miles. Yeah. Because I would walk a thousand miles. Okay. Okay. New DVDs. So we covered stop loss already, which Eddie says boo too for some reason. What is that? Dude, it's another one of these like, oh, the war. You came home and yeah, it's terrible for you now. You got to go back and I'm not going back and the war is terrible and I hate Republicans.
Boo. So that's a brief synopsis. It's a brief synopsis of the movie. Then I got it, like, completely. I get what that is. Total flop. We all know what that is. Look it, Ashley's booing it. Thank you, Ashley. Thank you, Ash. Couldn't agree with you more. Also out today, we have superhero movie, which is one of those spooky movies. Tracy Morgan, Leslie Nelson, Jeffrey King. Ashley's booing that one, too. Wow. Three boos up. Maybe she'll like something scary. Out today, the ruins, a group of young tourists who go to the jungle in Central America. Anyone? Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Well, getting ready for the new Batman movie that's coming out later this month. They're re-releasing Batman Begins, which will include the first six minutes of The Dark Knight, the new Batman flick. No way. Yeah, the first six minutes of the movie. Come on. Plus, there'll be a 32-page DC Comics adaption of the movie prologue, five Batman postcards, also being released in Blu-ray. Dude, when we were moving, I found my box of comics. Yeah.
And me and Blender and Rob were going through them. Yeah. Holy cow. I have comics from like the early 80s. 84. We were looking at them. They're awesome. Really? I may pull them out and read them again. Are they in good condition? They're in perfect condition. I have them all in like those plastic sleeves and everything. Where do you buy them now if you want them? Like comics? Yeah. There's still comic book stores. But you have to go there, right? Yeah. You can't go to like 7-Eleven or whatever. Probably not. Good times, man. She's a comic book buyer and collector. She's a dealer. My father-in-law is, so we have to frequent the comic book stores. That's right. Really? Yeah, there's someplace in North County Fair. Well, at least it was there around Christmas time. It had all those dolls that you guys played with. Excuse me. Excuse me. What's up? You know those Barbies that you guys got? Figurines? Mm-hmm. Figurines. Collectibles. You and I will not kiss on the lips now. Nah. That's too much, Eddie. Punishment didn't fit the climb. Punishment didn't fit the climb. It's not privilege. Sorry. All right. TV shows to DVD. We have Monk. That was it? Yeah, just those four. Oh, this sucks. Yeah, Monk. Monk, season six. Stargate, Atlantis, the complete fourth season. Atlantis? Oh, you are.
Alanis Morissette was on Stargate? Stargate, Alanis Morissette is the name of it. Sounds fun. Psych, the second season. I Dream of Jeannie, the fifth season. WWE, Nature Boy, Ric Flair, the definitive collection. Right? Isn't that right? That was right, though, right? That was in context, and it worked. I know what we're doing, but that was me. Woo. Woo. Woo. Canon, season one. Ow! Ow! Is that what he would do? He would go, Ow! NHL Stanley Cup Championship, 07 to 08. Jake and the Fat Man, season one. That's what they call my son and me. That is true. True story. The Dog Whisperer, the third season. And finally, Fast Lane, the complete series. All of it sounds fantastic. Yes! Had to get it in there, didn't you? You know it, dude. I'm downloading my favorite song from Billy Joel because it's not the system.
When we get back, I'll tell you whether or not this no booze at the beach was a success or not. You've been a little bit curious about it? I'll tell you when we come back. Don't go away. The Mikey Show. Oh, yeah. So gross. Oh, man. Man. I didn't sign up for that. I didn't. I did. You guys asked. No, we did not. We did not ask about that. They asked, Ashley. You heard that, too, Sean? Yes. It's revolting. They asked why we couldn't go on the walk and talk, so I told them, and they are freaking out. That's some vile. Gross. It's K-I-O-Z San Diego. Oh, menstruation. Oh.
Don't say that word. It's KIOZ San Diego. And then I told them how there's a tampon machine in the bathroom. Stop it. And they're freaking out because they're my tampons. And I go, oh, gross, quarter tampons. And then she loaned me her last tampon. That's why she loaned me her last tampon. We're on the same cycle because we're females. We get it. Oh, dude, that's so foul. So we're both menstruating right now. Stop it. It's really bad. It's enough. It's enough. The mic's off. It's enough. Thank you. And Mike off and Mike off. Send you two camping together. It's awful. Shut up. I don't want to hear that. Please never say that. I'm calling this off. I tap. I tap. There's somewhere that their periods attract bears. Bears can smell them. Ashley said that today she was going on the walk and talk with Sky and that she forgot her running shoes. And so she said that she borrowed her boyfriend's shoes. Yeah, my boyfriend's shoes. But you're a woman. We have the same size foot. Does he have petite feet? He wears a size tan in mail. Does it sound like a lady when he walks into the room? What size shoe do you wear? He's got petite feet.
You wear a size 10 in men? No. You don't wear a 10 in men. No, you don't. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. That's why she's a size 11. No, no, no. She cannot wear a size 10. That's impossible. There's no way. Is that what she just said? I think girl sizes are a size smaller. Did you say you wear a 10? Yeah. Come here. Come here. And you wear a 10 in what? I wear a 10 in women's. This is a man's boot. Oh, gross. See if you could put that on. Oh, you're weird, dude. Oh, my. Dude, she fits in it. Let me see. Are you serious? That's a 10. That's creepy. That's crazy. You have giant feet. Hey, Bigfoot. There's only, like, that much space. Really? Like, that much. That's it. You have giant feet. Wow. Dude, you need surgery. Sasquatch. You need it. You need a foot reduction. Enjoy the sweat, Mike. That is awful. Wow, you're Paris Hilton. Really ridiculous. You're the revolting snowman. The abomination snowman. And she's on her period. Okay. It's like the perfect storm. What does that mean? Perfect storm, I yuck. What? All right, let's see.
I'm putting my shoe back. Come on, my bunny ears, dude. Cross them over. Yep. Through the rabbit hole. Big giant feet. Look big on my body. No, they're prominent. Get them jaundice feet. Just the bone. What? Ever seen your feet? They're all yellow. They're like yellow. Yeah. Who? Yours. What? You go. You guys hear about the family got kicked off the Southwest flight because their kids were disruptive? No way. Good. Now, what do we mean? Well, there was a connecting thing where they stopped off in Phoenix. They were headed from Detroit to Seattle but had a stop in Phoenix. And when they were in Phoenix, the Southwest people said, no, thank you. Please do not come back on the plane. Why? Because their kids were being disruptive. They said that the mom said it was a first flight for her kids. And she does admit they were loud and did keep getting up and walking around the plane, being loud.
So Southwest said, please do not come back on the flight. And the family got all upset and it made press. And they're like, we don't have any money. And they left us penniless in the airport. So Southwest has agreed to refund all of their tickets. I bet that they were asked to chill out. Yeah, it wouldn't surprise me. They were probably asked to chill out. See, this is an example of like people. I think a lot of times they want to be them. Like they want to just be able to be them. But there's like no consequence. Like I get to be me and that's just the way it is. This isn't your house, people. Please. Please. This is not your house. There's rules on an airplane. We got to get out of here. So 570-1053. We got to go. I was going to say we got to go. Let's go. 570-1053. Hey, Bigfoot. That's right. It's our friend Sasquatch in there. What's up? She has a very prominent bone on her foot. I support you. I support you. 570-1053. Mikey Show, hello. Yeah, this is P1 Sam. Hi. Hey, I just wanted to talk to you guys about how Rampage Jackson lost the fight this weekend. Okay. I was just wondering if you guys thought somebody got paid off there. Whoa.
Yeah, I've heard people talk about this. Rampage is crazy. Why would that happen? A lot of people are saying that Rampage won the fight. They didn't like the scoring. Oh, I don't know about that. It was pretty clear in my mind. I'm watching it today. All right, thanks for the call. Yeah, thanks. Controversy. Mikey Show. Hey, what's up, Mikey Show? What's going on? I heard you guys talking about ages with boyfriends and girlfriends earlier. This morning. Talking about what? Ages. Ages, yes, yes. Go ahead. And I just wanted to tell the age of my girlfriend. How old are you? I'm 25. How old is she? 41. She's what? 41. 41. Nice. 41, and she looks like she's 35. She's really cute. Well, according to Sky, that is not right. It's not acceptable. I didn't say it's unacceptable, but I highly doubt they have a lot in common, and I don't think it has longevity. You guys will not last, and you don't have anything to talk about. She's confused by electricity. Yep.
All you want to talk about is, like, the Electric Company and Zoom and Sesame Street. And all she wants to talk about is McNeil-Lare Report and all the Sunday morning shows. Walter Cronkite. Walter Cronkite. Walter Cronkite. Mikey Show. Banana check. Oh, fuck. Son of a bitch. You suck, dude. Mikey Show. Jerk. Yes. I had a question for Eddie. Go ahead. Hi. Eddie, I hope you have your black cap on because it's your boy A-O. What's up, what up? What's the word? What's up with it, home? Tell me. Tell me. Tell me what's up. Hey, man, ain't nothing but the sky. But not true, sky. I feel you. I feel you. I got a question for y'all, though. I got a question, though. What's up? Yo. Everybody knows you guys are Rock 105.3, the whole nine, but I'm wondering, is it okay if I shorten it up because I'm trying to get a t-shirt, man? Can I call y'all the Rock fam? The Rock fam? Yeah, show up a Rock family. Can I just call you the Rock fam? I don't have a problem with that. Eddie, what's up? Yo, man, I'm down with that. What's up? Good looking at home. I appreciate it. There you go. That'll be easy. I'm out of here. Thank you. Eddie has to talk to him like that. He does.
We boys, we boys. Mikey Show, hello. She smells like a sunburned onion. Thank you. That's ridiculous. Accurate, but a little ridiculous. That is ridiculous and completely true. I don't smell like onions. I smell nice. Mikey Show. Mikey, I just want to say congratulations to Sean. On what? On his twins that he had. His twins? How's that? You know, the panda's in China. Sean, congratulations. Why wouldn't you tell us? Thank you, Matt. Sean, why didn't you tell us about your twins? Oh, it must have slipped my mind. The lovely and talented Missy is coming up next. Please enjoy. Today on the Nooner. She's got the all-request lunch hour, so it should be cool. While you're working, you can call her, request whatever you want. That's right. She'll get it on for you. We will be back in here tomorrow morning at 5.30, and he just gave the key off. What? As he out of his, you've got to screw loose. It's a short week for us. Surgery Thursday, out all next week. So we'll see you tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Michael Shad's out. Thanks.