The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 07/30/08

3:44It is 6-0-9. They're calling it a drill for the big one when a magnitude 5.4 earthquake hit outside of L.A. yesterday. Chris Young finally makes his return after getting hit in the face with a line drive. Pitched pretty good through five scoreless innings, but the D-backs were still able to get the win 3-0. Oh, man. Welcome to the program. It is the Mike Chew. Today is going to be like our Friday. And, uh, For that reason, we got a couple of listeners that won the opportunity to come and hang out in the studio. They did a little P1 trivia. And so we got two guys in the studio today. It's pretty cool. The reason it's like our Friday is because we are for Denver after the show today. In fact, we really have to try to stay on time towards the end of the show so we can get out of here on time because our plane leaves like 11.

4:53Yeah, it's cutting it kind of close. It's cutting it pretty close. But yeah, we're going to Denver for a radio conference called Morning Show Boot Camp. Such a goofy name. It will be there on Thursday and Friday. So it should be pretty cool. I've never been to Denver. Me neither. You guys haven't either, right? I've landed there once. Yeah, me too. I've never been in the city. I'm taking an oxygen take just in case. It's going to be a little warm. Oh, man. Sky looked at it yesterday. It's like 100 degrees. That's crazy. Here's who's going. It'll be me, Eddie, Sky, Ashley, and Boston Rob. Yeah, Rob. All right.

5:49And Zeth and Sean are staying behind. Zeth would probably want to go. Sean, you couldn't pay him enough money to stay away from it. I don't want any part of that. So anyway, there it is. Give us a call, 570-1053. We would love to talk to you. Sky, you were looking at our itinerary earlier. Did you see what time we're going to be in Denver? What time we land? Yeah. 2.35. What's up? Our time or mountain time? I'm assuming their time. I hope so. I think they're an hour ahead, right? Something like that. I hate changing clocks and watches and stuff. Ashley, Rob, have you guys ever been to Denver? No. For me, one time we did this move across the country and we drove through Nevada, Washington, Oregon, Denver. So I think I spent one night in Denver.

6:53There it is. I was like seven. There you go. How about you, Rob? Never? No, never. All right. Let's get the phone calls rolling in. 570-1053. Text us 35253. And seven people on the Mikey Show. Oh, it's a litter. I know. It's like a litter, isn't it? And here they are. Here are the kittens. I am the host of the show. My name is Mikey. And I am 38 years of age. And I'm Mexican. And when I say that, I mean, like, full. My mom and dad are both Mexican, and their parents are Mexican. And I am not, like, half Mexican, half something. I'm Mexican. Your Mexicanness is what defines you. I don't speak Spanish. I don't because my parents say that they wanted us to get ahead in the world, and they didn't want that to keep us back, and they didn't want people to look at us differently. Not true. Not true. No. Now it would have taken effort, you know, and also they would be able to, they were able to speak secretly. Own secret language. Talk trash. That's right. So Eddie is our producer and he's our sports guy and he's 35 years old and he's Mexican and Italian. Yeah. So he has the benefit of, you know, having the suave Italian blood. That's right.

8:26Skye is Irish. She is our news girl. Yeah. 30 years old and just Irish, right? No, Irish-Italian. Irish-Italian. Yeah, half and half. How about that? Maybe she gets drunk on marinara. That's right. I mean, really? Why not? Okay. Shawnee, oh boy, he is Elvin. And it's from Rivendell. And he is the tallest of the Elven clan at six foot three. Doesn't wear shoes, which is really throwing him off. Does not wear shoes. Good with a bow and arrow, though. Yeah, very good at it with a bow and arrow. Sean is our sound effects guy. Lives in the Bay Area. We see him on a camera. Sean, give the listeners a little taste of what you do.

9:28That is what Sean does. That's right. 38 years of age. Man, grow up. He's really a different kind of guy, too, isn't he? Look, he was really confused by grow up. Yeah, that really got him. He does not know what that meant. Sean, there is no way to make the main window catch up in real time. There's no way to do that. I guess that answers that. Okay. Ashley is our assistant producer. Your hair looks phenomenal. Thank you. She had it done yesterday. She got her hair did. Yeah, I got the hair did. And she's 25. She does a lot of stuff behind the scenes. In fact, I bet she's been busy the last. A lot going on. That's right. But I'm on a good pace. We're good. We're good. You're good to go? We're fine. Yeah. Everything's fine. Do you still need to record commercials with Eddie and Skye before we leave?

10:34We've got it under control. It's taken care of. I mean, we need to, but it's under control. All right. We're okay. Boston Rob, 25 years of age, never takes a picture with a smile. Oh, boy. That's tough. You know, I took a picture of him yesterday, and I look in the camera, and I'm like, man, it's a handsome kid. I show him the picture. I go, you know, why are you going to be so hard? It's how I'm living. It's how you're living. He says, yeah, it's the way I roll. But you say you're whipped and you love it. That's right. I mean, is that really a hard guy? I mean, you wine taste. I don't get it. I'm just saying, you know, I mean, the picture says, man, I'm hard, but the lifestyle says categories. Very true. I am whipped and I love it. There you go. There you go. Peanut Grigio. Yeah, that's right. Thank you. Peanut Noir. There you go. He phone screens and he's a singer-songwriter. And then there is Roosevelt. Zethian Oates III, Jr., Esquire, MD. Rosie. There he is. He's smiling and waving. Hi, Rosie. Why are you wearing your old headphones? Let me turn his mic on. I just noticed the one-year headphone with the skull on it. Yeah. Why? Because the volume controller that Spaceboy made me, it's missing a part. So the other ones, the new ones, are way too loud. Oh, blow your eardrums out? Yeah.

12:04Okay. I was wondering, maybe your dog chewed him up or something. No. Your rabbit. Yeah, they don't make it inside and out. Your rabbit. I don't know. Is that his rabbit or his mom's rabbit? Whose rabbit is that? I don't know. It was just there for a day. A feral rabbit? Yeah, it's like a feral rabbit. Yeah, it was gone the next day. And you never asked about it? No, I forgot until she brought it up. That's strange, Eddie, that he didn't even ask. I mean, that's not odd or anything. It was gone. Average. Where is Chantel? I thought Chantel was going to roll in here this morning. She did not show up. I think she's coming from her mom's, which I think is like in Orange County. Okay. So she may just be running late. She's probably on her way. Yeah. Let's introduce the listeners that we have in the studio. And guys, if you can, can you come up to this microphone? And I want you to look here. You need to talk about that close to that puppy. Just don't blab nonstop, okay? Sean, these are our guests. Sean hates listeners. We invited these people, please. Sean, why do you hate the listeners? What voice is that? He hates that one. He hates when the listeners take it upon themselves to, you know. Yeah, but the listeners love you, Sean. Sean! You're upsetting him. You're upsetting him. Oh, he's got that look on his face like, it's like, how dare you?

13:32We have two listeners in the studio. We have P1 Javier and we have P1 Suburban Cowboy. I wonder who's who. Skye! That is funny. I would tell you, Skye's been making me laugh lately, man. Skye wins a t-shirt for that. Look at that, Skye. You just won a t-shirt from P1 Suburban Cowboy. You really won a t-shirt. What is the company, P1 Suburban Cowboy? Canna Pharmacy. What is it? Canna Pharmacy. Canna. Take a guess. Yeah, there you go. You want to keep being mean to him now, Sean, knowing now what he works for? Come on. I couldn't care less. That's right. Eddie just gave me the sign for reefer. Cannabis. Cannabis? Pharmacy. Is that what it means? It's like weed. I don't even get it. Yes, it's medical marijuana, Mike. I am so naive. I'm so naive and gullible, and I'm just like, you know. Please, Mike. I don't get it. It's medical marijuana from the Bay Area. Okay, fine. Actually, we try and keep it from local. Locally grown. Yes. Very good. Good for the environment. Go green. Exactly. Go green. There you go.

14:52P1, a suburban cowboy, is 24 years of age. And as a career, he chose, well, he's a... An apothecary. Apothecary. He's an apothecary. A what? My brother's one of those. He is? Eddie? A songstress? A songstress? A songstress. Close. I don't know. No, well, I guess in older times, an apothecary was kind of your equivalent to a pharmacist. pharmacist um but again no real training and they were using usually herbs and herbal remedies and you know we're talking about this you know the 15 16 1700s uh and since you know i deal with herbal remedies rather than pharmaceutical remedies

15:40Apothecary was the appropriate title. Do I need to ask you about this stuff off the air or is this legitimate and I can actually ask you about it? No, this is absolutely legitimate. Okay, so you do medical marijuana for, you do like real medical marijuana for people. Yes, I really do. So would we, if we were to go into, they're still called clubs, right? Or is it a pharmacy? No, well, it's actually a collective. That's what it's called, a collective? Well, ours is. Ours is a true collective. Everything comes from within the collective. So if I were to go in there, you would be behind the counter in your coat and talking to us about what we need for what our symptoms are. No coat. Actually, I came in. This is my uniform. I thought that you have to have a prescription. Well, you do. It's actually a recommendation. You have to be careful with that. It's a recommendation from a doctor because a prescription is federally. Okay, but I can't walk in there and just go, oh, I have. You need a piece of paper from your doctor. From your doctor. Or from, like, your bro. From your bro. You actually have to go to a doctor, and it's a licensed doctor, and they're sanctioned by the state. And then you'd go to this guy and be like, my problems are with my stomach, or my problem is with my back, and he would recommend different strains of marijuana that maybe help you sleep better. Okay, so the doctor doesn't know that part of it. Yeah, he's an expert, this guy here.

17:08The doctor doesn't know. The doctor just says, I believe that the proper medication for you would be marijuana, but go to the apothecary. Apothecary. Go to the apothecary, and the apothecary will guide you to what sort of strain of marijuana will help your particular needs. Exactly. Okay. Now, Sky, question. I thought that we can't do that in California, or we can do that in California. Yeah. Remember the guy that came in here that had been burned? Yes. I thought he was trying. Was that Rudy Reyes? Yes, Rudy. I thought he was trying to get something passed. Yeah, because basically San Diego is one of a few counties in California that is fighting actually issuing the medical marijuana cards. They don't want to form a registry. They don't want to issue the cards because they say the state law violates the federal law. But if you're somewhere like in San Francisco, they do keep a registry. You do get issued a card. So if anything goes down, you can show you're legit. But San Diego doesn't want to do that. So they're in court fighting because they don't want to be a part of it. Yeah, actually, that court date was back in June. And we're still waiting on a decision. But the state attorney general is absolutely on the side of the patients and medical marijuana. So what you do right now is legal to do.

18:32Statewide, yeah. Statewide. But the DEA could. So if the feds wanted to come in and do something to him, they could, but right now it's legal. Yeah, exactly. And the feds do do that. They do? Well, kind of, yeah. I mean, they definitely do smash and grab raids. Very little prosecution ever comes from it, though. Have you ever been caught by the feds? By the feds, no. Yeah. I love weed. Very interesting. Really quickly, because, I mean, we've spent a lot of time on this already, but it's interesting to me. Yeah. How did you become an apothecary? Oh, there was a little smile. There was a little bit of a smile which said, well, Mike, how do you think? I would say, yeah, the obvious. But again, you know, I've done a lot of research. I do a lot of reading. I keep very up to date. I know what's going on in the industry. Well, the industry, the movement, because there's a lot to it. Because again, we're still fighting. I don't want to get too minded. I don't want to get too into politics. It can get messy. I totally understand. Don't listen to that guy. Don't worry, I couldn't hear him. Are you hiring? Am I hiring? No, that's not what he said. He said Mikey's going to be firing. Who's Mikey firing? Could I have his job? You're 24 years old. Suburban cowboy. Are you Cheater Chong?

19:59I don't remember. Cheech or Chong? Cheech or Chong. I'd go with Chong. I was going to say, I guess I'd have to go with Chong, which is a little bit airier. Easy, easy. All right, and then there is P1 Javier, and Javier is 30. He did not win, but we let him come in anyway. Yeah, Javier runs heroin. Oh, wait a minute. That's what he does. That's what he does. He does not. He does not? No, he does not. Your very close works for SDG&E. Oh, okay. Alignment there. Yeah, he's a lineman, so what position do you play? Are you a tackle? Not that type of alignment. They call it alignment, huh? Yeah. And what does that mean? You fix power lines? Yep, when the car hits it or powers out. Ever been bit? Yep. How many volts? The small stuff, the 120 volt. Still hurts, I bet, right? Yeah. It's almost like a taser, like the taser gun. Do you get a metallic taste in your mouth when that happens or no? I haven't. Because as soon as it happened, You know, I had white gloves on. That's good. Yeah. He's getting married August 2nd, so congratulations. It's Saturday. That's like a week. Yeah. Wow. She's a pharmacist. There you go. She's legit. She graduated from Purdue. There you go. Boilermaker.

21:22Let's take some phone calls. Hey, remember this guy? He came in the studio one time. P1 Felon. Wow, it's really an interesting morning. Yeah, I tell you. Felon, what's going on? Number one with criminals everywhere. I'm going to say goodbye because I'm leaving... To the big house, I'm guessing. Now, where are you going? I'm going to Georgia. Georgia. What are you going to do there? I'm in the Army now. There you go. There you go. Well, you can get in there with a felony, huh? Yeah, well, it took a lot of paperwork, a lot of court dates, but I finally was able to get my record cleared. And I'm actually going to the best infantry unit in the U.S. Army. That's cool, dude. Awesome. I hope that that does really great stuff for you and obviously hope the best for you, brother. Thank you, man. All right, dude. We'll miss you and thank you. All right. I'll try and listen to you guys online as best I can. Very cool. Thanks, man. P1 Ties on the line, Ty. Tell everybody what a P1 is. A P1 is a person who turns down the radio and gets to the point and doesn't cuss. You are a good P1, dude. What's up? Hey, how are you guys doing today? Good. Good. I just want to say, you know, I just moved here from Oregon, and it took me a while to find some stuff to listen to on the radio in the morning. I love your show, dude. It's hilarious. Thank you. There's nothing better to, you know what I mean? It kills my drive. I drive from Oceanside to San Clemente in San Juan every morning, you know, for work, so. That's cool, man.

22:46I just want to say that Boston Rob, you know what I mean? I'm also from back east. I lived in Connecticut for like 15 years, and Boston Rob's hilarious. Right on, dude. That's cool. Yeah, I want to say about the earthquake, too. I was in San Clemente yesterday, and we're sitting at Starbucks, and the ground went in two full, big rotations. Everybody come running out, and there's a smoke shop right next to Starbucks in San Clemente, and you can hear stuff falling off the shelves and all the glassware was breaking. Right, right. Yeah, it was hilarious. You're from... Tell me again where you're from. I'm from Oregon. So this is... Did you ever feel any little tremors in Oregon? Oh, no, dude. It was... No, no, I didn't. It was pretty cool. Yeah. So I was going to ask you, what did you think? But you just answered that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was pretty cool. Yeah, when they're not big, they are kind of fun to me. I mean, you know, if they're not giant, they're not a big deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I kind of felt like I got a buzz there for a second. You know what I'm saying? Ah, there you go.

23:46Hey, thanks for the call. This is a random eyewitness to the earthquake yesterday. Cut 27. All our blinds and shutters were shaking and rattling and swaying. There was definite movement. Pictures are still a little crooked. I haven't gotten around to fixing them yet. Earthquake eyewitnesses are the most boring. retelling of an event ever. Really, those windows were shaking, you say. Stuff fell off the shelves. Actually, onto the floor? Yeah, onto the floor. And one thing broke. Really, really? And I suppose when that hit the ground, it made like a noise. Oh yeah, it crashed. It made a big noise. Scared me. Well, thank you for your first-hand testimony of what you saw. No problem. Thanks. Well said. I was there. Got it. Got it. Well, thank you very much. A can of green beans got dented. It's crazy, man. I'm assuming that's because it shook and fell. It fell to the ground. All the way to the ground. Fell to the ground. All the way to the ground. Yeah. Wow. Did that, when you saw it go from the shelf all the way to the ground, how did that make you feel? Well, I was very scared. You're scared. I mean, it was like slow motion. Yeah. You know.

25:04Were you surprised it made it to the ground or was the basic law physics? I could have caught it, but I wanted to see if it was going to go all the way to the ground. And then when it did, you were like, wow. I picked it up and there was a small dent. Well, listen, can we get your phone number just in case we have any more questions? I don't have a phone right now, but you can come over. Okay, we'll come over. What's email? So there it is. That's an eyewitness guy. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. You know, the show Big Brother films in Burbank. And we have a quick little montage here of a couple of really random people. First of all, somebody from Big Brother 10. Very quickly, Judge Judy. And then finally, our governor. And all of these are edited together in about a 14 second clip. Enjoy. Cut 28. What do I do? What do I do? I really didn't know what to do. I just ran outside. You know, I have as fast as I could. We're very fortunate there were no serious injuries or the property damage that we know of at this point. And there's a lot of stuff in the news we got to get to in terms of like audio and stuff like that. Then this morning, just after seven o'clock, the Joker contest. So, hey, if you can make yourself look like Heath Ledger's the Joker, get down here right now, you know.

26:397 o'clock. And P1s, we want you to come and judge. Yes. You know, we're going to put our hands over the different people's heads, and you're going to applaud. And the person that gets the most applause is going to be the winner. They win a limited edition Dark Knight Xbox 360. Oh, I want that so bad. Yeah, dude. You can't buy one of these in the store. So get down here, whether or not you're going to be in the contest or just a P1 watching the contest. Get down here. 9660 Granite Ridge Drive. And let's take your phone calls. 570-1053 is the phone number. We'll take your phone calls and your text messages at 35253. Here's what we have on the show today. We got the Joker contest. I want to be telling you, oh, Battle of Sex is going to go on, so we know that we've got Chantel, former Charger girl, on the way down here. She's going to play. I wanted to, you know, since we were flying today, we thought it might be interesting to talk about people's plane stories. Oh, no. Everybody's got a weird thing that's happened to them on a plane before, so we'll do that. We're going to do something called Lyrical Gangsta. So if you know the lyrics to songs, it'd be fun for you to do. We got the YouTube clip of the day. And I got audio of the San Diego District Attorney announcing the charges against that off-duty cop in Oceanside. The road rage shooting. So we got that. Jerry Seinfeld in the stand-up spotlight. The Mikey shows. The greatest job in professional wrestling is the referee.

28:11This is a great job. Here you are. You're a referee in a sport with no rules of any kind. How do you screw that up? What, do you got a chair you're going to bang up? Fine. What, do you, automatic weapons guy? Do whatever you want. No, there's no rules. Go ahead. Who thought up professional wrestling? I mean, if there was no professional wrestling, do you think you could come up with this idea? And go, wait a minute, I have a tremendous idea. Why don't we have huge guys in bathing suits pretending to fight? Millions of people will come out to see that. The Mikey Show. Oh, yes! Then hurry on down to Hooters. Hooters presents their endless For 75 years, Navy Federal has proudly served the Navy and Marine Corps. And because all who serve our country deserve the best in financial service and support, we now welcome the Army and Air Force into the fold. Navy Federal is the world's largest credit union.

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32:23The county sheriff's department said yesterday that even though Shia LaBeouf was under the influence, he was not at fault for the car accident. The Padres are looking to deal pitcher Greg Maddox and the team that's most interested, the Dodgers. Why is this happening? Do they want to get rid of him because they want to just save the money because their season's over? They're trying to dump salaries. Oh, man. 570-1053 is the phone number. And we take your phone calls at the beginning and end of every show. So you can call us right now if you want to.

34:53Or you can text us at 35253 and Zeth will print out texts for me, you know, if he's in the mood. And so, you know, hopefully he'll... It feels like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hopefully he'll be in the mood. Hey, look at this. The beautiful Chantel is in the studio with us. Good morning, how are you? Did you have your hair done? No, I did it this morning. It looks different. I cut my bangs. Oh, yeah. That's what you did. Yeah. Yourself or... No. You did not. That wouldn't be smart. Maybe. Beautiful Chantel is here. I noticed immediately something looked different. It's the bangs. There you go. Ashley can teach you how to keep them very perfect. She can. She doesn't need advice on beauty. The girl is gorgeous. Wow. I'm here if you need me. That's fantastic. 3-5-2-5-3. There's text. So get a hold of us on text and call us too. 5-7-0-1-0-5-3. Don't forget that Monday the gas monkey begins. She's teaching you. She is a former cheerleader. 5-7-0-1-0-5-3. And I'm going to tell you here what the gas monkey is. It's Rob in a monkey suit. Yes. We're going to put Rob in a monkey suit.

36:29We're going to have him in the Rock 105.3 van looking for people to have the new Mikey Show P1 Army sticker on their car. Now, where do you get it? Get it at cricket locations. Get it here at the radio station. But get it. Put it on your car. And if he sees you and he's in that van, don't pull over for anybody except somebody in a Rock 105.3 van. Okay? Don't pull over because some Yahoo is in a monkey suit. That's just weird. Yeah, because some dude could go get a monkey suit and pull you over. Don't pull over unless it's the Rock 105.3 van with a guy in a monkey suit in it. Now, so if you have the new sticker on your car, he'll pull you over. He'll come up to your window with a bunch of bananas. Bananas? Yeah, and then tied to each banana will be a gas card, and it will be a denomination between $25 and $250, and congratulations to you. Nice. So, and you get a banana. Yeah. Wow. Yummy. Potassium and petroleum. There you go. Potassium and petroleum. Yeah. Two peas. PP. So, when you're PP starting next Monday. You're going to make ash have to go. Petroleum and potassium. That's right. She always does. Yeah, that's true. There's no doubt about it. She always has to. She has to pee. So pee.

37:53She has to pee. She has to pee. She has to pee. She has to pee. She has to pee. I like water. She has to pee. She has to pee. She has to pee. P1 Cortana is on the line. Cortana, how you doing, guys? Cortana. Hi, Cortana. I just wanted to let you guys know that I will be there in costume today. All right. A girl as the Joker. Girl as the Joker. I love it. Yes, I hope I am not the only girl. Cortana. Cortana. You don't know. How old are you? 21. Scale of 1 to 10, how good is your costume? I got a few inside things I customized myself, so we'll see. Nice. Thank you. I feminized my outfit. All right. I like you. All right. Awesome. Are you a nerd or do you just like you want an Xbox? You're good at this.

38:57I play Xbox, but I'm not a nerd. Okay. It's okay. I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd. What's your motivation? What's your motivation, Cortana? I play Xbox, and so I think it'd be a really fun thing to have. There you go. Girls play it too, you know. Oh, I know. I know. Totally. Girl power. Yay. What's the deal with your name? Tell me how your name is, how your parents came up with your name. No. Oh, no. My name isn't Cortana. It's just the name that I gave for the Nike show. That's her people name. Love it. Anna is a character from Halo. Wow, man, you are a nerd. And you're not a nerd? Yeah, come on. Eddie just gave the, he's given the Star Trek greetings hand signal.

39:45All right, anybody's welcome. 7 o'clock. In the 7 o'clock hour, we're going to be doing this. It's a Joker lookalike contest from the new Dark Knight movie. And we want P1s to come down here and just make noise and be a crowd and an audience, too. So please come on down here and hang out with us. All of us will be out there, and Chantel will be out there. So come down to 9660 Granite Ridge Drive. Dress like the Joker. Be a person just watching, but get down here. Eddie went to urgent care yesterday. Good. Well, because he's got like a coral in his finger. But what did they find out, Eddie? Was it sea urchin? Was it coral? Is it anything? Did they do it? What happened? Well, first of all, urgent care is the worst. We all know that. Three hours. Aw, man. Awful. Awful, man. It's upsetting to me. So Sean will like this story. Oh, no. That's bad already. Sitting in the waiting room. They tell me it's going to be a little while, so I'm sitting there waiting. And a dude comes up in line, and they ask you, well, what have we seen you here for today? And he says, well, I think I got the chicken pox. Whoa. And the place freaks out. I've never seen the people behind the counter freak. I bet. They're like, we have pregnant women here. Warranty.

41:12You're going to get this guy quarantined. Everybody here is now exposed. Putting masks on. Like alarms are going off. That's crazy. Oh, dude. But I had it. I had it. But I'm still freaked out. I'm like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. They're spraying something in your face. It's like Silkwood. I'm getting like the hose. It was nuts, man. And so that was weird. And so I finally get in the other area. We have to wait. And, you know, and they have me in there and the doctor comes in. He looks at it. He goes, yeah, well, it's definitely there's something going on.

41:53So let's take a picture of it. Let's go take an x-ray and we'll see what the deal is. Right. So I go get an x-ray. They bring it back to me and there's something in my finger. Oh, wow. How big? How long? It's not like a sliver. It's almost like a pebble. Okay. You know, a pebble size. I mean, it's a good size. It showed up on the x-ray. You can see it in there. You can see it in there. What? So the doctor proceeds to tell me. He says, well, a few things we can do here. Number one, it's not going to work its way inward, so you don't have to worry about it getting in the joint or anything like that. It will only work its way out. Yeah. So hopefully, in time, it will push its way out. Most likely, though, it's going to stay in there forever. No. How is it not something that just degrades? I don't know. Or how do they not take it out? They said only a surgeon can take it out, but you can do more damage than good by doing that. Like you said, it'll be like a calcium deposit form around it and you'll have a hard thing in there forever. Now, Eddie, does it hurt? Yeah, right now it does. It's irritated and inflamed. Will it become where it doesn't hurt? It's what he said. He said it'll just feel like a callus on my finger forever.

43:10which sucks. Are you comfortable with that, or do you want to get surgery? No, I'm not going to have surgery. No way. You should get a second opinion, though, for sure. Yeah. From your regular doctor. Maybe, yeah. Maybe another doctor. I don't have a regular doctor. You don't? Aren't you a doctor, though, in fact? No, I thought that you, in fact, are a doctor. No, I'm not. I'm not. I thought you were an arthroscopic surgeon. Yeah, yeah. I thought you were a scientist and a doctor of podiatry. But he tells me, as I'm getting ready to leave, he goes, You know, if you feel it working its way to the surface, just sterilize a needle and poke around in there. There you go. You son of a... Oh, wow. Wow. How dare you tell me that? Man. That's what Sky said to do. Yeah, three hours to get the same advice that Sky gave me. No kidding. Yeah. Brutal. What happened next? He goes, hey, and by the way, honey baked ham's really delicious. And you're like, oh my goodness, she...

44:09That didn't go so well. I just looked at the sky and she gave me a look like why did I go there? Should I just stay in this position? Take a turn. I think you're a statue or something. Come get some ham. My finger's not going to fall off. No coral reef. Sorry, guys. But that is my Hawaii gift, so when do I get it? I'm going to ask you to sterilize a needle and get that cigar out. That's right. Chantel wanted something. To the surface, I'll get it out of there and make an earring out of it. Are we getting any texts, Zethia notes? I'm a mess this morning, dude. I'm looking. There you go. That was my favorite answer of all time. He is a mess and he is looking. Can we save that clip? That might be a good clip for Zeth. That might be a good clip for him. Let's see. Man, I'm seeing a lot of stuff this morning, too.

45:23I will tell you that Timberlake says that it was him and not Ashton Kutcher that started the trucker hat. Justin Timberlake? Yes. He says he did it? Why would you be proud of that? Who cares? You need to set the record straight. This isn't kind of top of mind for you guys? No! I mean, not today, but most days I wake up and I'm like, I wonder who did that. I didn't today, but I mean, most days. It's not 2004 anymore, bro. It's not really the coolest thing. What does he back it up with? Well, basically, so Vanity Fair does this annual fashion edition of their magazine, and it's called Fashion Rocks, and they were interviewing Justin Timberlake for it, and he says, quote,

46:20It's funny, I keep hearing Ashton Kutcher say how he was responsible for trucker caps. And then he goes on to say, we were wearing them when we were 17, about him and his buddies. So he claims back when he was a kid, he started that. I guess Ashton stole it from him and took credit for it. Well, until I have photographic evidence, I'm going to keep debating it. I started to parachute pants. You did, Eddie? You did? Wow. A lot of people thought that was someone else. I know. Not MC Hammer? Yeah, that jerk MC Hammer tried to take credit for it. That was me, bro. Didn't get away with it, though. That was all me. That's right. Set the record straight. 570-1053 is the phone number. Give us a call, and yeah, we'll talk to you about things. Eddie is giving me the It's Raining sign, and it will also serve as the break sign. Don't go away. We're going to do something called Lyrical Gangsta. So if you know the lyrics to songs, call us right now. 570-1053. Awesome! If you're good at doing the lyrics to songs, call us. And what do we got as a prize, Eddie? We got Batman tickets. Nice. Dark Knight. There you go. So call us. 570-1053 if you're good at lyrics. And we'll do a little Lyrical Gangsta. You get to go see The Dark Knight. Back after this. 5-3.

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55:15Save that clip. Eddie. I'm very particular. I admit it. That's a flaw in my character. Sky. It's really difficult. I bring myself to speak. Mikey shows on. I have three. Sold over six million records. Their tour kicks off August 21st in Detroit at the DTE Energy Music Theater. Tonight they're performing Call My Name from the new CD Revelation, which is in stores today. Please welcome Third Day. Welcome Third Day. From the Tonight Show last night, Third Day. Three. Trips me out. Tonight Show. That's amazing. We know those dudes. We know these guys. It's 7-0-2. The district attorney announced yesterday that she decided to file charges against the off-duty cop who shot an Oceanside mother and son after a road rage incident. Well, it's official. Brett Favre turns in his reinstatement papers. The Packers now have 24 hours to trade him, release him, or let him play. The Packers brass lay out Brett's latest moves on his future as a Packer.

57:26I think it's been difficult for everybody. And to be fair, I think it's been very, very difficult for Brett. It's not his fault that he retired. It's not his fault that he changed his mind. I mean, that's a strange word he used. And we spoke about this the other day. But at the same time, it's not the organization's fault either. It's just, it's a difficult spot. And everybody, I believe, in this wants to. to have a good outcome, and we're just not there yet. If you look at the makeup of our locker room, 25%, 21 of our players have never even met Brett Favre. So there's a lot of things that we talked about as a team yesterday. I don't foresee Brett Favre coming in here as a problem. Brett Favre is a big part of the Green Bay Packers history, and he may be a part of the future as we move forward, and that's an option that he has.

58:25If he reinstates. I did a MySpace poll the other day. It said, who even cares about Brett Favre? You did? 67% said, not me. Wow. That is shocking. So, you know, our official statement stance on this from now until the end of time would be whatever about him. Oh, wow. Very professional. Strange wording to say it's not Brett's fault that he retired. Yeah. Well, it's a strange word to use when talking about retiring. Fault. It was a choice. It was a choice. And yes, it was Brett's choice. Yeah. It was weird. Like at first I'm like, is this guy being sarcastic? Yeah. Like is he being a jerk right now? Yeah. Well, how strange. I do think it's strange that Brett Favre retired and now is saying, you know, like, I mean, it was a big to do. It was a big deal. Brett Favre is retiring, you know, one of the greatest of all time. A hard day for me. Hard day. And now I'm going through all these emotions. Yeah, because now he said, just kidding. You know? I don't know if I can handle seeing the number four in another uniform. I don't know if I can hang. What if number four goes to a team?

59:39and the number four is not available. Well, that's just ridiculous. How dare you even say that? Well, what if Brett Favre was like number 17? Oh, come on. Oh. That upset. I quit. I quit. You quit? My jaws, I went, wow. Really? Yeah, I would. It's crazy. Here are some of the text messages that we're getting, and then we're going to play some Lyrical Gangsta. Hey, Mikey, where would be a fun and exciting place to go on a first date? That's P1 Chevy. Temple Moose. I was going to say, just say it. It's always going to be my answer. It's my favorite restaurant. Eddie loves ocean air. Yeah? Right? I'm trying to think fun and exciting. Yeah, I was thinking fun. The love boat, right? The love boat's exciting. No. Bowling? They do that. Remember we talked about that blind dining where you like dine in the dark? Get out, Skye. Come on. That's so creepy. Dude. Yeah, they do. Chantel, you heard about it? No.

1:00:41They blindfold you when you get there and they take you down into this dark basement and they take the blindfold off and you're in complete and utter darkness and you order that way and you eat your food like with your fingers and it's just creepy. I've got to see what I'm eating, number one. Yeah. And I'd like to see who I'm going on a date with. That's true, too. All right. You don't say. This next question says, if the coral thing that happened to Eddie happened to Sean. And it came down to finger amputation or removal with a needle. Which would he do? Sean? That's really odd. Finger amputation or removal of the finger with a needle? No. Removing of the coral from your finger with a needle? By a doctor? Nope. That's a very odd choice. Well, you know that the needle... Well, if you can remove it with a needle, why wouldn't a surgeon be able to remove it? understand why there's amputation involved. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to make it more clear. You're either going to have your finger amputated or you have to get the coral out. Your choices are finger amputation or a needle that Boston Rob had sticking in his dreads. I'll get my finger amputated. You will? You will? You will?

1:02:13Oh, my gosh. He didn't even think about it. I mean... Bye-bye finger. Yeah. Done, sterilized with a surgeon, under sterilized condition. I'm not going to risk an infection. No way. Oh, wait. Oh, wow. It would be the same result. You'd lose your finger. You could just take an antibiotic. Yeah, so I'll just... I'll go ahead and take the finger out. Oh, wow. That's so dramatic. Yeah, hold on. This text says, Mikey, is Chantel still looking for a good-looking saltine? Yes. Saltine. What is with the saltine? She didn't want a saltine, dude. I'm going to tell you, she don't want a saltine. She doesn't care. Ash, she don't want no cracker. She said, listen, Chantel said she's never dated a white guy. I did say that. And if she had her druthers, if it were up to her. She'd have a brother. If she had her druther, she would have a brother. I'm not opposed. He's a little urban. I couldn't have someone like, I don't know. I'm black. Say it, Chantel. He just has to have a little urban feel, and we'd be good, I think. So you could date a white dude, but he's got to have an urban feel. Yeah. You don't want to date some white dude that's like, wow, hello, it's nice to meet you. Yeah, you're not into it. You're not into a surfer. You don't want a surfer. Well, they wear flip-flops. Surfers are kind of hot. Yeah. But they're not urban. I know, but I could... Skater?

1:03:41See, you could get around that because they're hot. Yeah, maybe we could work through some things. I could, you know, help him buy a couple things and fix him up. You fix him up. Yeah. Are we talking like white guy with an urban feel like Kevin Federline? No, that's too far. He really thinks he's black in his former life. Right, right. I'm black. What about an Eminem type? He's just crazy. Okay. All right, we're getting somewhere. Yeah, yeah. She wants a white guy with an urban feel. JT, what about Justin Chamberlain? Oh, there it is. I like that. I just messed up with what I said, by the way. Chantel is not looking for a white guy with an urban feel. No. She's saying she would date. She would settle. No. She would settle. She would date a white guy. There'll be no settling. I refuse to settle. Why do you think I'm still? She says I'm not ruling out white guys, but if I dated a white guy, you have to have an urban feel to them. Yes. But what she would really like. is a brother. Now, if you dated a brother, let me ask you. If it was a brother, what are your non-negotiables? What would be really important to you about this guy? Eddie. Eddie, for goodness sake. That offended Chantel. Pervert. You are just horrible. Okay, Chantel, what would this guy be like? What do you want in this guy? Someone who's funny because I really like to laugh.

1:05:05Cause I'm a pretty funny gal. Yeah. Give me some. And he just fist bumped with her. Yes. Um, just, and I like to talk a lot. We know. Good listener. Good listener. Good conversation. And just like, so fun. Do you want, would you be looking for a guy that would kind of let you lead the conversation since you're so talkative? Or would you want a guy who is a personality alpha and just like you, a big talker? Like I'm going to give you, for instance, one of our guests today, this guy, you can tell he's a very talkative guy. He's good. Would you want to be with a guy that's very talkative or would you prefer a guy that's way more like low key and quiet? I think maybe more a little opposite. I like you a lot. What I'm just saying. You're saying you would want a low key because you do the majority of the talking. You lead. I'm talkative. I gotcha. I gotcha. So are those the big important things? If you were making a list of like these are the important things. A job. A car. It doesn't matter what your job is or how your car looks. Just that you have.

1:06:08How about honesty? Yes, of course. That's all. That's just a known thing, though, right? You're wasting our time. That's just known. Those are the things you just know that you need to have. No, no, Chantel. What? I'm telling you that these are the things that you need to state. Really? That's not a known thing? When you meet someone, you would like them to be honest? Chantel, Chantel, guys are dopey. You do know this, right? I do know that. Guys are dopey. But I also think that it's important just for Chantel so that she's stating it. You know, like I'll give you, for instance, if I were out in the single world, I would make sure that I stated it. Listen, the woman I'm looking for is an honest woman. You know, if it were me, honest woman, God's got to be a big priority. Well, that's the first one for me. God's got to be the main priority in her life. She's got to be an honest woman. She's got to be good with kids. And I want a woman that's laid back. I want a woman to say, because I'm like you, I do the talking. Yeah. So I want a woman that's like, what's up? Yeah. Wait, let's not forget that I've never dated a full black man. You have not dated, you've always dated mulatto. Yes, or Filipino. Yeah. Half Filipino, half black. Eddie, what is that? What is that? Filipino. Get it, get it. I've never heard a song. Filipino. Sorry. Filipino. Black Eyed Peas. Yeah, Black Eyed Peas.

1:07:37I'm open. There you go. Let me tell you something. I know. That's not flattering. No. My wife's three good friends, Lori, Kimbra, and Jackie, are all good-looking single women. What is going on in the world? They all say it like, you know, where's the good dudes? Where are they? Where are the good dudes? There is not a lot of single great guys. Look at somebody like Ashley's boyfriend, who's a good dude. She snapped him up. He's gone. He's off the market. He'll never be back on the market. I'm just dangling it. So, yeah, that's the deal. I want to play this audio from the Today Show about the earthquake yesterday. Where is it? Battled along with some buildings, and you saw it certainly in that video of Judge Judy. You can see the camera moving. There are people who look stunned in the courtroom, of course. A lot of those people are tourists who have never been. Notice that for the first four seconds of the earthquake, Judge Judy doesn't act like anything's wrong.

1:09:02They're showing video of Judge Judy taping. Wow, I didn't know that was a deal. Now people are freaking out. Now, Judge Judy, now all the people in the courtroom are freaking out. Their faces, the guy that's the defendant is looking up at the lights and he's like, what is going on? Judge Judy just bails. Yeah, Judge Judy's like, I'm out of here. A major quake in a residential area here in 15 years. A lot of people were evacuating buildings. We saw office buildings. The defendant's like, so do I win? Yeah. But because that Northridge quake in 1994 taught a lot of lessons, officials believe that's why there was very little damage and only minor injuries. What we saw were some items off of store shelves. Again, any telling of what happened in an earthquake is so boring. We know. It shook. Yes. I got text messages from people that I know that live in other parts of the country. Are you okay? Yes. I didn't even feel it. Yeah, we didn't know here. Come on. It's too far away. I kind of know. My wife did. She asked me, oh, did you feel that? I'm like, huh? Ashley. It's really bothering me that Sky will not speak up and say what she knows. It's really bothering me. Wait a second. I think I know what you mean. What? Sky. Freaking.

1:10:24Had a very prophetic dream. No, that is not what my email was. Wasn't it a dream? Well, that is correct. But that is totally separate from what I meant in my email. Well, in her email to me, you know, she was letting me know, like, what was going on. You know how we did the email, what was going on. Skye says that she kind of predicted the earthquake yesterday. She completely predicted it. When did she predict it? Completely. So the earthquake outside of L.A. was at 1142 yesterday. Yeah. Ashley and I go on our walk and talks every Tuesday. Yeah. We walk outside. I'd say it's about, I don't know, 1135-ish. And I look up at the sky and I say to Ashley, this is earthquake weather. Really? She turns to me and she goes, this is cool, huh? I'm like, this is really cool. This is earthquake weather. There's going to be an earthquake today. And she looks at me and she goes, what's earthquake weather? And then I have to explain to her what earthquake weather is. She educates me. You're explaining it to us right now. I didn't know. You don't know about earthquake weather? No. What is it? Oh, yeah. It's when it's like kind of tropical out. It's when it's warm, but it's completely overcast and the wind is kind of blowing and it's kind of creepy, weird weather.

1:11:32And that's exactly how it was yesterday when I walked out. And I said, this is earthquake weather. There's going to be an earthquake today. And then we go on our walk. Don't feel anything. I get in my car to drive home. Oh, there was just a major earthquake right outside of L.A. Dude. How weird is that? I immediately called Ashley. I'm like, there was just an earthquake. She's like, shut up. Sky is psychic. Like right after I said it, the earthquake hit. Sky, maybe you're psychic. Well, I'm definitely in tune to a lot of things. She is. With a B flat. Or a C minor. That's crazy. Wow. You got to tell us, man, if you start feeling some trippy stuff, dude. You're like a dog. Yeah. Again, not a compliment. You can sense it. I mean, all animals are sensitive. Either that or you're kind of like a feral cat. Well, why does it have to be feral? Pig. What? This is out of hand. Like a warthog. Complimentary animals. Yeah. But I'm second. Eddie, I think we may.

1:12:40have gone past the time of doing lyrical. We got to get outside and do the Joker contest, right? You can do it real quick if you do it right now. We can? Yes. Real quick. Yes. Wow. Now, the Mikey Show presents the search for the truth behind the words, the logic behind the lyrics. It's time to play Lyrical Gangster. That's good. Lyrical Gangster. Oh, very cute little dance. You do? You worked it out though. Because you did it. You got it. It's like bumpers. Yeah, pumpers like a pump. Pumpers like a pump. Okay, let's get... Now, here's the way Lyrical Gangsta works. We're going to give you a question about the lyrics to songs, and it's that simple. You can answer it, you win. And our first contestant today is P1, Scene. Yeah, good morning, Mike. What's up, Scene? What's up? How old are you? 24. Where do you work? I'm a water man. There you go, dude. Uh...

1:13:52I'm going to give you three categories, 90s hip-hop, Aerosmith, and songs from the new millennium. What do you want? Give me a 90s hip-hop. That's the way to go. There you go. Your 90s hip-hop question is in the song Parents Just Don't Understand by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Friends. He says, okay, here's the situation. My parents went away on a week's what? On a week's vacation. I and Sean, we are the guys that put together all the questions for the Lyrical Gangsta. And when I got 90s hip hop, I was like, oh, man, am I in trouble? I had to go on the Internet. And even when I was seeing all the songs, I'm like, I don't know anything about these songs. I never heard that in my life, but I knew you guys were going to love it. Hey, dude, you just won. Hang on the line. All right. Hang on. Let's see. P1 Cody. Are you there?

1:15:07Yeah, what's up, Mikey? Not too much, dude. You ready to play? For sure. Let me ask you a couple of questions because we like to get to know each other in Lyrical Gangsta. What do you do for a living? I work in a warehouse out in Lake Elsinore. All right, cool. And how old are you? 24. And you got to do like a commute every day? You live in San Diego, I'm guessing. No, I live out here in Elsinore. We position our radio just right to barely hear you every day. That's pretty cool, man. Good job. My buddy lives in San Marcos. Turned us on to you. We've been listening ever since. Good work. Awesome. Love it. Okay. Your categories are Aerosmith, songs from the new millennium and 90s hip-hop. What do you want? Give me some Aerosmith. Let's do it. Your Aerosmith question is in the song Dream On by Aerosmith. He says, sing with me if it's just for today. Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you where? Higher. That is incorrect. Dude, the good Lord will take you away. Pray about that, brother. P1 Derek, how are you? What do you do? I do tech support in Mira Mesa. There you go. How old are you, bro? 23. Go to high school here in San Diego? No, I'm actually from the East Coast.

1:16:37Where? I grew up in New York and Connecticut. There you go. All right, your categories, 90s hip-hop, songs from the new millennium, and Aerosmith. 90s hip-hop. You got it. 90s hip-hop question is, in the song OPP by Naughty by Nature, he says, you down with OPP, yeah, you know me, you down with OPP every last what? I'm sorry? That is incorrect. No. Every last homie. I'm upset with you. Come on. There it is. Sorry about that, P1 Derek. P1 Scott's Army is on the line. Are you there, Scott's Army? Hey, how you doing, Mikey? I'm good, dude. How are you? Pretty good. How old are you, man? 20 years old.

1:17:51Very nice. And what do you do for a living? I am a construction manager. There you go. We got a lot of guys in construction that listen to the Mikey Show. Categories are songs from the new millennium, Aerosmith, and 90s hip hop. Let's go with Aerosmith. You got it. In the song, Jamie's Got a Gun by Aerosmith. He says, they said when Jamie was arrested, they found him underneath a what? Bleacher. Good answer. Easy to rhyme with. They found him underneath a train. He's a good singer. I love it. Sorry about that, dude. Sorry about that. All right. Our last contestant. Move that, Rob. You can do it. Move that, Rob. Thank you. P1 Jose is our last contestant this morning. Come on, man. You got it. Jose, how old are you? 26. 23 years old. What do you do?

1:19:12I work at a warehouse and I go to school full-time. Oh, there you go. We got a lot of warehouse and construction workers today. Nice. Okay, your categories are Aerosmith, Songs from the New Millennium, and 90s hip-hop. What do you want? Songs from the New Millennium. You got it. Your Songs from the New Millennium question is, in the song Lose Yourself by Eminem, he says, Yo, his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his what? On his sweater? You got it! You got it! There's vomit on his sweater already. Mom's spaghetti, he's nervous. But on the surface, he looks calm and ready to drop palms. But he keeps on forgetting what he's doing. That is an amazing song. That is an amazing song. Now we had to cut it off somewhere. Congratulations, you're a winner. Thanks, man.

1:20:26Hang on the line. And ladies and gentlemen, when we come back, we will be broadcasting from outside doing the Joker contest. Awesome. People dressed up as the Joker. Heath Ledger's the Joker from The Dark Knight. P1s, come down here and check it out with us. We're going to be out there. And we're at 9660 Granite Ridge Drive. And P1s, you're going to be the judges. Your applause will determine who wins. So come down here right now. 9660 Granite Ridge Drive. The Joker contest live from outside is next. Joe continues. Thank you for being big enough to laugh at yourself this morning. I gotta tell you, Jen, this is a pretty cool online game. What's this website? Whodoyowanttobe.com. Check it out. You can win a 42-inch flat screen TV when you play. Not really. Well, sure you can. Look, you can win a Nintendo Wii, even a $5,000 electronic shopping spree.

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1:28:06Or a Yeti. Yes, both I think would apply. Or the Elephant Man. That's right. They're a men's 15. It's like Beast from X-Men. That's true. Now back to the Mikey Show. Rock 105.3. Hey, welcome back to the Mikey Show from outside. It's 734. A federal judge ruled yesterday that the cross on Mount Soledad does not violate the Constitution and can stay. Padres lost. Breaking news. Listen, we have a crowd of P1s out here. Make a lot of noise. Very nice. Very nice. We're behind the radio station. We're at 9660 Granite Ridge Drive, and we're doing a Joker lookalike contest in the movie Dark Knight. And we have a limited edition Xbox 360. It's the Dark Knight version of it, edition, so it's pretty cool. The Jokers are here. We're looking at them, and they're creepy. Yes, they are. Some creepier than others.

1:29:13Some definitely creepier than others and definitely in character. We are seeing a lot of in character jokers. And Eddie is going to be our sideline reporter. I don't know if I like this assignment. That guy over there against the tree, I'm not talking to him. I'm not talking to him. Where's Rob? I like that guy. It's the lens. I know that this is the lens cap. I know she's having a problem. She was like, it's not working. It's not working. And it was the lens cap that wasn't on her. I hate it when that happens. Oh, if I didn't, then, you know, she wasn't going to get any good footage, and I wanted her to. So, hey, listen, if you want to watch this, and you should, because this is cool, we got seats set up for you and the whole deal. 9660 Grand Ridge Drive, we're at the radio station behind and up on top of the hill. You'll figure that out, what that means when you get here. But basically, you take to 15, get off on Arrow and head west. And when you get to Daly Center, take a left and then take a right on Granite Ridge. You'll see us on the right. Come behind the building. This is going to be good. I'm freaking out. This is going to be good. I know, man. I don't know why. Well, I'm just going to give you my observations, you know. I mean, that's the whole key is just being honest about it, right? Yeah, what do you got? Some are really good and some are not that great.

1:30:31There's a couple of chicks, which is a trick, right? I love it. I love it. A couple of girls that decided that they were going to do the Joker. And I will tell you this, that the people... He has a knife. He has a real knife. He has a real knife. He's a real knife. It's a little scary. This is freaking me out. Maybe he doesn't know it's a competition or something. I don't like this. Well, the thing that is really getting me is that a couple of these guys, you know, they are like... I am going to be in character and I'm not going to break character. Like, I am the Joker, you know? And that's kind of helping them, I think, in a way. Yeah, you look at them and you smile and give them the thumbs up, like great costume, and then they look at you like they're going to cut you. Yeah, yeah. They don't smile back and they don't say thank you. Okay, can you not? Can you seriously stop that? Get a picture of the guy. Did you get a picture of him peering out from behind? That was pretty good. Let me tell you, one of the guys is so creepy, he's creeping out the other jokers. Get down here and check this out, man. Eddie, should we get this thing started? Yeah, we can. Ashley, you've got to go behind the curtain. I know you're going to end her. Why?

1:31:43Why would she go back there? When she takes pictures, she does this smile. I'm sorry, Ashley. She has this smile that's very indicative of the Joker. Ashley's giving you that look right now like, I didn't do that anymore, okay? I fixed that problem. Oh, I'm embarrassed. I corrected that problem. I used to look like the Joker when I used to take pictures. I'm so sorry. You're giving me a twitch. Stop it. I assume. That's messed up. All right, guys, you guys ready for this? You guys ready to get started? Yeah, come on. All right, let's start this thing. All right, Joker number one is Joseph Kerr. Come on out, Joseph Kerr. He is a... Okay, that's up, dude. That's a creepy guy. Oh, wow. He's doing the whole bowing thing. Okay, wow. He's got on... Now, dude. Wait, let's hear him. Wait, wait, wait. We are this morning's entertainment. Oh, gosh. Okay. Hello, beautiful. Oh, wow. That's good. That's good. He's going into the audience. He's going into the audience. Oh, he's grabbed a girl. I hope he knows her. I hope he knows her. He's touching her face. He's coming back up. Dude, he's touching a child. He's touching a child. He's got on white face paint. He's got prosthetics. He's got prosthetics. He's doing the licking of the lips. He's got the green hair. He's got on the purple outfit. He's doing the laugh. He's got the green vest.

1:33:05Ladies and gentlemen. Wow. He's going to touch Eddie's face. Yeah, dude. He's got on the pants. He's got on the right shoe. Look at the multicolored socks. Stop. This is creeping me out. Green. Look at the face. Dude, this guy's amazing. That is Joseph Curry. He's from Gotham City. Big round of applause for him. I have like a stomach ache now. Dude. That was awful. That guy was really good. Really good. All right, contestant number two. Mike, just a little piece of information about him. To get into character, like Heath Ledger, he also did a broke back appearance yesterday. Wait a second. Just to kind of get in the whole thing. He has a real knife. Stop it. Okay, I'm going to go over here now. Have you stepped away? Please. Contestant number two. Come on out, Pew and Stealth.

1:34:05Stealth. Stealth is from Escondido. He's got a good look, too. And Stealth has the stringy hair. It's green. He's got the full-on face paint. It looks good. He's got on the green vest. He's got on a gray long-sleeved shirt. He's got on a pair of black pants and the black boots. This guy does look incredible. There's no doubt about it. Went through a lot of work to do this. And he really does look like the Joker. Eddie, what are your thoughts? Well, my only question for Stealth is, did you, in the movie Dark night i don't remember uh the joker wearing dickies but um that's my only that's my only fault here but uh but i love the makeup everything looks good nice vest yeah purple pinstripe pants are very hard to find that's true good point good point uh p1 stealth from escondido and uh did all the makeup himself and uh what do you guys think ashley sky rob what are your guys thoughts on this i'm just wondering if that twitch is is him or if he's like doing it on purpose. It's really creepy. This facial twitch thing. He's doing a facial twitch. Is he nervous or is he trying to be the Joker? Right. I can't figure it out. Thank you. P1 Stealth. Big round of applause for P1 Stealth. Contestant number three. And remember, we are doing this. We're doing the Joker contest. These are all Joker lookalikes from the movie The Dark Knight. It's pretty cool. That first dude that came out threw playing cards all over the place. That was a good move. And they're Joker cards. They're all Jokers.

1:35:30And so the winner, by the way, and it's going to be judged on your applause. The winner is going to get a limited edition Dark Knight Xbox 360. Contestant number three, Kelsey Berger. It's a girl. Come on out, Kelsey. Oh, wow. Look at this. Wow. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Let me get your microphone. Hello, ladies and gents. How do you do? There you go. Oh, look at her hand. She's got like a device. Magic trick. What is it? What is this? Are you going to do a magic trick? What is in your hand? I will blow this place up if you do not give me that Xbox. She's got some sort of man-made device and in her right hand she's got pencils. Those of you that have seen the movie, you understand. Let me describe her. She's a blonde girl. She's got on the white face paint. She's got the red Joker makeup mouth. Purple outfit. Purple skirt. I don't remember Heath Ledger wearing a skirt though. What about leggings? We can dress the leggings.

1:36:33those shoes called? Platforms. She's got them platforms, but she does look good. There's no doubt about it. It's a freaking dress and leggings. I've got to give her props for that detonator. It looks pretty good. It looks very good. That's ticking, Mike. That was Kelsey Berger. Next up, contestant number four is P1 Grimlock. Come on out, P1 Grimlock. Look at this. Oh, you see any He's doing a whole introduction, Mike. This guy is like Eddie. He's got an introduction, and here is the Joker. It's two guys working together to do this. It's one of his henchmen. This is impressive. Pretty impressive. First guy, when you see the movie, you see the first guy that we've got out here. He's got on like a nylon over his head. Oh, look at this. Look at this.

1:37:32He's taking the opportunity to touch Ashley. Ashley's uncomfortable. Hang on a second. How I got these scars. Have you ever heard of... Now, let me describe what this guy's got. He's got on a long coat. He's got on a pair of purple jeans. He's got on the green vest. He does have the stringy hair. Prosthetic on the mouth. His henchman looks great. Yes. His henchman has on the nylon on the face. Both of them look phenomenal. Both of them look phenomenal. Big round of applause, guys. I like that. Now, I got to ask you, was one of you guys, raise your hand if you were Grimluck. Raise your hand if you were Grimluck. Okay. Now, you are not on this list, right? So I don't have you written down here. Your name isn't written down here. Perfect. Thank you, guys. Thank you, guys. I just want to make sure that I'm not announcing the wrong people. Right. All right. Contestant number five is P1 Robot Hollywood. Come on out, P1 Robot Hollywood. Okay. Sean flew down here. Oh. Sean flew down here. Now, hang on a second. Now, this guy. That's just a guy in his pajamas, Mike. I don't know. Now, Eddie, my question. Is this a Joker contest or is this like somehow, what's that rock band? The guys that dress as clowns? Oh.

1:39:02Insane clown posse. P1 Robot Hollywood is from IB. And let me describe the costume. Is he going to vomit on us? Is he going to vomit on us? He just burped. He has the streaky hair. Eddie, he's reaching for the microphone. I don't give up the mic. Yeah, you hold the mic and let's see what he wants to say. P1 Robot Hollywood. I got nothing. There he is. Stringy hair. Eddie just pointed on the stuff that's on his outfit. We don't know what it's on his outfit. He's wearing a purple hoodie, a blue t-shirt, and purple pajama pants. I can't even look at him. He did something where he put something on the outfit that's supposed to look like vomit, I guess. I don't know. Maybe it is.

1:39:58He says it's been rough. Now, the face doesn't look bad. The makeup's great. The makeup's great. The face, the hair looks pretty good. Big round of applause, guys. Please. Not bad. That's like Rob waking up on a Sunday morning. That's true. That's true. Pajamas, vomit on him. I mean, it's... That's true. I understand. All right, we got you. Thank you very much. And escort you off the stage. Thank you. Next up is P1J. Come on out, P1J. Oh, God. Oh, wow. That was an entrance. Big introduction. Oh, this is the guy. He's got another prop. It's a knife. This guy's got on purple gloves, purple, long trench coat, green hair, very stringy. He's another guy that has an implored prosthetic mouth. He's got the white face makeup. He's got on purple pinstripe pants. Green vest. Looks good. Knife is creepy. He is nailing the facial expressions. The whole time he's been doing the facial stuff. He has the perfect facial expressions. He's bowing to the audience. Big round of applause, guys. That was a good one. He looked a little scared. Our final contestant.

1:41:18P1 Jessie. Come on out, P1 Jessie. Look at this. Meow. I don't know, Eddie, if this is the girl that called us this morning or if it is the girl that called us this morning. She looks good. It's P1 Jessie. Let me describe. She just opened up her jacket and underneath, a bunch of grenades or what are to me made to look like grenades. She's got on a purple, purple overcoat. She's got on the green vest underneath. Again, Joker in the movie didn't necessarily wear a skirt and she is, but what are you going to do? What are you going to do? Say again. There you go. She has the stringy hair. She's got the makeup. She's got the, it looks pretty good. She went through a lot of work for it. Sexy Joker. I like it. It's kind of a sexy Joker. Kind of a sexy Joker. Thank you very much, Jessie. Thank you very much, Jessie. That's great. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to take a break. When we come back, if you want to come down here, we're going to bring them all out, and we're going to go by sound of applause. I don't want that first guy out here again, but we got to. If you want to come down to the radio station, you can see them in person, and then by sound of applause, we will decide on who the winner is. So get down here, and we'll take a quick timeout. When we come back, we're going to get a winner.

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1:50:31Ashley. I do have a lot of back friends, yeah. On Rock 105.3. Who wants to make some noise? It is 7.56. After 25 years, Cheech and Chong have announced that they will reunite for a comedy tour. Brett Favre has returned and is handsome as ever. Well, ladies and gentlemen, seven contestants, and we got a few more people show up during the break. that wanted to come down here and be able to watch this. It was kind of embarrassing, Mike. One guy came as the Steve Miller band, The Joker. Oh, yeah. He didn't really understand the concept of what was going on. Well, here's how this is going to work, folks. We're going to bring these guys out one at a time, and we're going to have you make noise. We're going to judge based on how much noise you make. And so what's up for grabs?

1:51:37A limited edition Dark Knight Xbox 360. Wow. Chantel is modeling it now. That's right. She is our spokesmodel. That's right. It looks fantastic. It is rad. So here's what we're going to do. Let's bring them out one by one. You make applause. And I'm going to wait until they actually get out here. And once they're out here and they're set, I'm going to say, what do you think? That's when I want to hear you. Let's bring out Joseph Kerr. Don't make any noise yet. Joseph Kerr, come on out. Don't make any noise yet. Here he is. Here he is. Hang on. Hang on. Make no noise. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, what do you think? Wow. He's Dr. Phil. The kid that sees Dr. Phil. He's here today. It's really awesome. Great job. Thank you, Joseph. Thank you very much. There goes Joseph Kerr. I can't wait until he's home. So creepy. Really good. Now, right when you close your eyes to go to bed tonight, think about that guy. No. I will not. Next up, P1 Stealth. Don't make any noise yet, folks. Come on out, Stealth. I'm going to have Stealth come right here. Stand right here, P1 Stealth. By sound of applause, what do you think? Not bad. That's pretty good applause. Pretty good applause. Thank you very much, Stealth. Thank you very much. That looks like the Joker's younger brother. That's true. That's true. Pee-wee Joker. Next up is P1 Kelsey Burger. That's my favorite burger, by the way, when you have those. Talk about it. Here she comes. We're going to have her stop right here. She still has the bomb.

1:53:16Yes, she still has the little detonator and the pencils. Remember that when you applaud. That's right. Sound of applause. What do you think? Thank you very much, Kelsey. Thank you very much. We can hear you. Next up, ladies and gentlemen, P1 Grimlock. This is the guy that had a helper. They look great. They look great. There he goes. I don't know what he's doing. He just shot his henchmen. By sound of applause, by sound of applause, what do you guys think? Why is Ashley applauding? Maybe that was her favorite. She's a fan. All right. Thank you, Grimlock. Thank you very much. Very good. Very nice. That was Grimlock. Next up. Come on out. P1 Robot Hollywood. P1 Robot Hollywood is coming out. Oh. Okay. Sean. Insane Clown Posse is coming out. And he's got vomit on his sweater already. Mom's spaghetti. Okay. All right. I have to say one thing about.

1:54:24He won Robot Hollywood. What? That crazy Joker car right there is his. Really? No way. That's awesome. Not bad. Not bad. He said he stole it from an old lady. He said he stole it from an old lady. By sound of applause, what do you guys think? Somebody in the crowd just yelled out, yay, vomit guy. Thank you very much. Thank you. Next up, ladies and gentlemen, P1J. Oh, he just wanted love from Eddie and Eddie stepped away. P1J, come on out. He looks good. This is a guy that has got a prop. He's got a knife. He does look good, man. He's got the purple gloves. He's got the pinstripe purple pants. And he's got the whole outfit. What did you guys think of P1J? There it is. There it is. He has a knife. Yeah, everyone. Be careful. Brave crowd. And thank you very much. And the shoes were pay for less. And I just didn't know. Buster Browns. Buster Browns, you know. And finally, our last contestant, P1 Jessie Schmidt. This is a girl. She called us this morning. She's the sexy joker. She's also got the little grenades in the jacket. Pretty nice touch. I love it. What did you guys think of P1 Jessie? She's trying to get you to make noise.

1:55:56Ashley said girl power and girls rule. Thank you, P1 Jesse. We appreciate it. Thank you very much. Ladies and gentlemen, we have gone through every single one of them, and I personally think it was a pretty clear cut. Now, I do think that the applause was pretty similar between two of them. I thought that the first guy, P1 Joseph, obviously got a lot of applause. The other guy that I thought got a lot of applause was... Find It. Do you guys think that it was between the guys that had the two? Yes. P1 Grimluck. Let's bring out Grimluck and let's bring out our first one, P1 Joseph. Grimluck used an assistant and Joseph came out on his own with the playing cards. Okay, here's what we're going to do. Because your assistant kind of helped out. What we're going to do is we're going to go sound of applause. on our first guy and our second guy. By sound of applause, what did you think of our first Joker, P1 Joseph? Hey, Joker card. Right in my face. That was really, really creepy. Okay, and by sound of applause, what did you think of our next Jokers? And I say Jokers. P1 Grimlock and his assistant. Wow, okay, well.

1:57:37Guys, I personally think it was pretty clear. Limited edition Xbox 360, P1 Joseph, ladies. Joseph, question for you. If you could come out of character just for a moment. Joseph, did you go to Comic-Con? That's kind of a stupid question. Did you go to Comic-Con? I was working the whole beacon. Oh, my gosh. Dude, dude, did you do all of this on your own? With the help of that letter? Right there. Hello, beautiful. How long did it take to apply the prosthetics and the whole look? How long did this take? She says an hour. I woke up at 4.30. How many times has he seen the movie? How many times have you seen the movie? Only seen it twice. Only seen it twice. Only twice. Only twice. Dude, it looks...

1:58:40Phenomenal. You did a great job. You earned it. That new Xbox 360 Dark Knight is yours. And a big round of applause to all the P1s who came in. Very nice. We've got to take a time out. We'll see you back in the studio. We'll be back in the studio. We still have the Battle of the Sexes coming up. Don't go away. It's a Mikey show. It's Rock 105.3. It continues on The Rock. Sky, there's only one place in San Diego that P1s should be going to get sunglasses, and that is Sunglass and Optical Warehouse. Yeah, Eddie, it's getting to be that time because the weather is getting beautiful out, and if you need to get a new pair of sunglasses, especially if you're a Mikey Show P1, Sunglass Optical Warehouse is the place for you. Sky, you go in and you tell them that you're a P1, you get a free sunglass and optical visor clip with any sunglass purchase. That's huge. For locations and more details, check out their website, sunglassoptical.com.

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2:03:57Nice and easy from Oceanside all the way down to the border. I'm McLaurin on Rock 105.3. Hey, Padre fans. Heads up. You know, there's only a couple more days left in July. And I don't know. I haven't heard if the Padres are going to continue this. But I know for the month of July, they're doing July dollar days. where you get hot dogs and soft drinks are just a buck each and a dollar off all beer. So if you want to go to see the Padres and want to bring the whole family, this may be the time to do it. Only a couple more days left. Then this weekend, we got the Giants coming to town, and everybody loves the chickens. Everybody loves a San Diego chicken. He's a famous chicken. He's coming back. And he'll be out there Friday. Saturday, they're giving away a T-shirt that was designed and selected by the fans on Padres.com. So everybody gets that cool T-shirt. And then on Sunday, the kids' giveaway day, Padres Hot Wheels for Kids. So lots of good stuff going on with the Padres. If you want tickets, go to Padres.com or give them a call at 877-FRIAR-TIX. From the Cricket Wireless Studios. This is pretty good. Yeah, real good.

2:05:02Refresh. Sweet. KC. San Diego's Rock. MyCricket.com slash San Diego. The Mikey Show continues with Mikey. A recovering alcoholic. Eddie. I'm a very good driver, but terrible part. Not respond to him. Sean. I'm kind of the transient of the bunch. And Ashley. I love. They're my favorite. On Rock 105.3. They're calling it a drill for the big one when a magnitude 5.4 earthquake hit outside of L.A. yesterday. Big trade in baseball yesterday. The Braves send first baseman Mark Teixeira to the Angels for Casey Kochman. I want to say thank you to Dirty Del's Deli. Who provided today's food because today is like our Friday. Happy Friday. Chantel is in the studio even though it's Wednesday. We got Chantel in here to do a little...

2:06:25Battle of the sexes in just a little bit. And by the way, if you want to go by Dirty Dells, they got their football going on. And they have six plasma TVs all over the place. 50-inch large equipped with full NFL football package. So, pretty cool. Great sandwiches and the cheapest beer in town. They're located at 499 10th Avenue downtown. Check them out online. DirtyDells.com. Oh, yeah. Downtown, obviously, 619, and it's 677-3789. Thank you, Dirty Dells. Great sandwiches, man. They're P1s, so go help them out. Big time P1s over there, man. Where is my stuff? Come on, stuff. Here we go. I must be equipped. Yeah, stuff. Yeah, so we're going to do the Battle of the Sex is coming up. Of course, the guy's been on a little bit of a winning streak. Well, I mean, if you call every time we play a winning streak. Well, that'll be well. I guess, yeah, we're on a winning streak. They do win a lot. I don't know. How great did that Joker look? Oh, man. He was unbelievable. Scary. The voice down, everything. He looked just like him. Yeah. It was scary. And he had the Joker cards, which was a nice touch. It's cool. So cool. Pictures will be online momentarily, getting that all hooked up. Video, too.

2:07:50Yeah, video. They took video of it. Yesterday, Sean had to take public transportation. Why, Sean? Because my wife was working in the morning with me here at the radio station. So we rode in together. And then she took the car home. She had to also work in the afternoon. So she had to do like a split shift. Yeah. So I had to take the train. Now. Is this like a, does it look like an Amtrak type train? Yeah. You know, Sean, he's a germaphobe. It was so disgusting. It was like a lot of fun. It was not a lot of fun at all. So you're telling me the trains that run through San Francisco are not clean? Oh. I mean, is that what you're saying? Is that what you're trying to say, Sean? Because I wouldn't imagine that. I would imagine they'd be just sparkling. Sparkling. That's why I brought a towel with me. A towel?

2:08:51You are cute. What did you do with it? I brought a beach towel, Mike, and I draped it over the seat so that I did not have to come in contact with that filthy AIDS seat. Can you imagine, John, can you imagine getting on a train and you see a guy sitting there with a beach towel? You better believe it. Six foot three, 300 bills, sitting there on his beach towel. Let me guess, you brought a little DVD player. I brought my iPod. I brought my iPod. To watch movies? To watch movies, and that was a problem as well. Why? What was the problem? Well, I took my headphones, you know, the ones that I wear here in the morning, and started up Columbo. I was watching an episode. I heard an announcement come over the loudspeaker, and so I took the left ear off of my ear to listen to it, and... It broke. Snapped it right off. No! Oh, no. Check it out.

2:09:54That's right here. Let me see. So you have a backup pair of those terrible headphones? Yeah. Mike. What? What happened? They're not terrible. Childlike. They're not childlike. They're great headphones. They're Bose headphones. Yet they snap right off. Oh, wow. These ones did. Touche. I don't know why Sean likes the sound of those headphones. Oh, they sound great. That's why. Okay. Okay. Defensive. That's why, Mike. So there you are wearing your little. Well, good for you, Shawnee. I'm sorry it didn't work out so well. Good for me? What is that supposed to mean? What I meant by good for you is you were proactive. You got yourself a backup just in case your first one went down. And so good for you. You were prepared. You're a jerk. What is that supposed to mean? Eddie, where'd that Kung Fu Panda poster that's framed come from? That's sitting over there framed. That wasn't there when we left.

2:10:58P1 T-Rex gave it to us. It says Sean on it over the panda. And you see it says Rock 105.3, Kung Fu Panda, The Mikey Show. And then each of the characters has our name on it. Oh, that's awesome, man. That's really awesome. Yeah, it's weird that you're the rat-looking thing, Mike, because you hate rats. Yeah, I don't like rats, so I get the reference there. Yeah, that's me. That's you. We should send that to Shawnee. Yeah, he would love it, probably. Probably not. Probably not. We should probably just hang it in here. I'd probably put my foot through it. It's a gift. Do you guys know that Ashley took her dog to get her hair did? What? Yeah, I brought Sammy with me. She came. Really? Yeah. And what did your hairdresser think of that? Well, he was begging me to bring her. That's the whole reason why I brought her. Because it's a dog-friendly hair salon. What does that mean? Dog-friendly hair salon. Oh, I don't know that I would want to go to a dog-friendly hair salon. No way. I want to go to an unfriendly dog salon. They're not welcome. They're not welcome. Well, I kind of don't blame you. Why? What is the deal, Ash? Well, listen, guys. It takes about three hours to do my hair. And Sammy is a puppy, you know? Three hours? Yeah. Yeah, right, dude? Dude. My attention span, it's tough.

2:12:21But my hairdresser's awesome. Like, he makes me snacks and he, like, gets me a drink. He makes you snacks? Yeah. Like, what kind of snacks? Well, like, normally we'll, like, have lunch together. Or if I went last night, like, then we'll have dinner. But last night we didn't have dinner. But normally we'll, like, make snacks. Is this the hairdresser that would kiss you on the lips when he would see you? No, he doesn't anymore. He doesn't anymore. He heard that on the air and he felt really bad. He's like, ah. Because everyone, there's a lot of listeners that go to the hair salon and they were coming in and giving him crap. Right. Yeah. So then I saw him yesterday and he went in straight for the hug, you know. He should stop making out with his clients. That's right. Is he straight or is he gay? No, he's straight. He's been in a relationship with his girlfriend for like three years, like almost as long as I've known him. But I've been going to him for like over three years. So he's getting a little on the side then. Yeah. Did it ruin his game? Did it ruin his game? No. He's such a... They'll steal the kisses. No. Yeah, he will. He's great. Yeah. He's really good. Maybe a little grab now. You know. Yeah. What did he make you for a snack? Well, normally, like, he'll make me, like, we'll just, like, we'll make a fruit plate.

2:13:26And we'll, like, munch on it while we chat. And my hair sets. I asked you if he was gay. No, he's straight. You said he's straight from a fruit plate. Yeah, he's a kid. Don't call him a fruit plate. Yeah. Okay, okay. Yeah, like grapes. I didn't understand. Oopsie. Gotcha. So, but Sammy, you know, she did all right for the first hour. But then she just started to be like, okay, like, I'm over this. I mean, she's like me. Who's Sammy now? We're so similar because it's, like, genetic, I swear. You and your dog. Yeah. Because she, too, has a fetish of penguins, which I haven't even told you. Does Ashley know what the word fetish means? No, I don't think so. Like, I have a fetish for penguins. And the other thing is she has an insanely short attention span. I think that's right. The last two hours, she was barking, going up to everyone, jumping on them. I was so embarrassed. Like, it was really embarrassing. Was I not on a leash? She just runs around? She was on a leash, but she kept pulling. I thought you were a dog trainer. All right. Well, that's the thing. I haven't necessarily trained her yet in that area. What area? In that area. In the area of obedience. She doesn't know how to behave around other people. Oh, there's Sammy now. Listen to this from Ashley's Here's What I've Been Up To email. I didn't have room.

2:14:51for my blow dryer in my bag when I was packing for Denver. And when I realized I had to pack it, my bag was already full. So I have to take a carry-on bag with just my blow dryer in it. But why wouldn't she... The hotel provides you with one. A blow dryer. Well, I understand that chicks need their own blow dryer. But what I don't understand, Eddie, is that if her other... suitcase is beyond full and she was just putting a blow dryer in the carry-on why wouldn't she you know sort of uh dispense disperse disperse appropriately appropriately so that it would be i have an answer go ahead ashley yeah it's just because i don't want to have to carry that around the airport like you know you want to carry that what you when you carry it around the airport you want it to weigh as much as a blow dryer

2:15:50Right. Like, I'm going to check my bag. Chantel's waving her head like, shaking her head like, yeah, I get it. I'm going to check my bag so I don't have to carry that around, but I'm going to be having to carry the stupid blow dryer in my carry-on bag. Sky, you too. You're in agreement with this. You're like, yeah, makes sense. Yeah, because, well, see, I had to sacrifice my hair dryer. I wasn't as smart as Ashley. I didn't think about it. Can we save that clip? I wasn't as smart as Ashley. So my hair may be looking a little funky the next couple days. Why would it look funky? You use the one that they provide at the hotel. But they do not provide a diffuser. So I have to improv a diffuser. You should have brought your diffuser. You could have brought my ionic blow dryer. A diffuser is a silencer, right? Yes. Isn't it a big... It looks like a bullhorn. Yes. Makes your blow dryer look like a bullhorn. Why? It's good because when you have curly hair and you want to dry it, your hair gets held by the end of the bullhorn so it dries so the water doesn't pull the curls down. You know how girls will take the blow dryer with that bullhorn thing on it and they'll stick the hair dryer

2:17:05in their wet, damp hair. They'll stick it in there. Oh, yeah. It was neat when I was doing it last night. Every time I see it, I think a fire's going to start. There was, like, steam coming out from my head. It was really cool. Dude, it's a magical contraption. I don't even know what to do. Back when I had my body wave, I used that thing every day. Yeah. It's awesome. All right. I'm done talking about all of that. Thank you. You don't want to talk about more? I'm all done. Flat irons. Yeah, flat irons. I use that. All done. Thank you. Keep telling us stuff because we don't know any of this. It's great. Okay. Let's see. 5701053 is our telephone number if you want to give us a call. John McCain had a skin biopsy and it came back what, Sky? Negative. Oh, good. Yes. So John McCain has had issues with skin cancer. Yeah, but now that he's a cyborg, no more problems. He's a cyborg now? Now he's a machine. The image. Yeah, so he routinely... Nanny, nanny, boobie. He routinely gets biopsies taken off his face so they can test it. Yeah, he gets a biopsy. A what? On his skin. Okay. In San Francisco, they just banned the sale of cigarettes in drugstores. What? Oh, Rob is upset. That's where I always am.

2:18:26comes bro san francisco drug stores that's where i always am that's so stupid yeah um they say that they believe um drug stores which you know have pharmacies in them should be a place where you go to get better not a place where you go to get cancer oh that's some hippie stuff It is. I'm sorry. It does sound like hippie stuff. So, of course, the drugstores in San Francisco are not happy because they make quite a deal of money off of cigarettes and say it's going to hurt their business. Wow. Yeah. Even though he was under the influence, Shia LaBioff is not at fault for the accident that he was in the DUI. But he was drunk. Not at fault. He was drunk. Not his fault. I don't understand. He said not his fault. Not his fault. The accident occurred when he was making a left turn, got into an accident with a car that was going straight while he was making the left turn, and his car ended up on its roof. He had to get extensive surgery done on his hand. He's going to be off the set of Transformers 2 for about a month. But they say what happened, even though he was intoxicated under the influence, while he was making the left turn.

2:19:39The other person actually hit him running a red light. Did you guys know that Sean is out on Shia LaBeouf? Oh, I love him. For whatever reason, I don't like John Cusack. John Cusack's never been an actor that I care for. And I don't like Matthew Broderick. I don't like movies when they're in them. They're both great. This is interesting. Sean don't like Shia LaBeouf. Oh, no, man. When he was in that stupid movie that they made on that series, Project Greenlight. I don't know if you remember that. Oh, man. They made this movie like Stolen Summer or whatever it was. He was such an arrogant little jerk, man. Really? Well, listen to this. And ever since then, I've hated it. Listen to this. This is Shia LaBeouf. This is before the DUI incident. And they're asking him about the incident where he got arrested at the Walgreens in Chicago. And he does sound a little smug. Cut one. Walgreens is a formidable foe, let me tell you guys right now. Okay? A formidable foe. That's kind of like the battlegrounds of my life. Coliseum, where all the rumbles happen. Press is hard. Walgreens doesn't come to my house. Walgreens doesn't ask my parents questions. Walgreens doesn't take words that I say and then port them into something else. There he is. Walgreens is the Coliseum. Please, how is that not funny? All right. Now you convince me.

2:21:13You convinced me that I like him. Ryan Seacrest talking about being bitten by a shark. Here we go. Cut six. It scared me a little bit. My toe is throbbing. Ryan Seacrest opens up to extra about his close-up with a shark. It felt like a little like if you stapled yourself. That's kind of the feeling. I just know I quickly got to the beach. Next time I go into body surf, I'm going to take floaties with me. Yeah, because a shark wouldn't bite you if you had floaty. See, I don't even get the joke. Like, if you almost drowned, okay, that's a decent joke, but, you know. No, it doesn't even make sense. You know how they have cool artists sometimes do the new Bond movie songs? Oh, yeah. It's got a pretty good one, right? Yeah, well, it was supposed to be Amy Winehouse that they wanted to do the Bond thing, but she really wasn't getting it together, and so they finally said, okay. She smoked Daniel Craig. That's right. So they finally said, Amy Winehouse, we give up on you, and they have now moved on, and for the first time, the new Bond song will be a duet. This is the first time in history it's going to be a duet. It's going to be Alicia Keys and Jack White.

2:22:24I like it. I think it's cool. I think that's going to be really cool. I bet you. Because you know that they'll get that vibe down. They know cool stuff we don't know. So they'll make it right. Here's Jack White. Actually, this is Chris Cornell on why. Yeah, he did the last Bond theme. Yeah, he did. And it was good, man. It was really good. So here's Chris Cornell talking about why doing a Bond movie was so special to him. Cut 24. Because of the connection to being a Beatles fan and a Paul McCartney fan, you know, I remember hearing that song, Live and Let Die, when I was, I must have been nine or ten years old. If somebody told that nine or ten year old kid, you know, someday on the 21st James Bond film, that's going to be your song. That is a super exciting thing. Pam Anderson, I think, is getting back together with Tommy Lee. Kind of looks that way, huh? Well, they're perfect for each other. Cut, uh, Let's see, this is her talking about it. Cut 10. How much will it document of you and Tommy together? Because, wait, hold on, let me just... There was a story when you guys were out together buying plants or something, and a story surfaced that you guys are back together. Is that true or no? It's like family. We're always together. I love Tommy. We've never really been apart. We've always been together. I'm staying at his house right now. I'm building my house, and he's on tour. She's got a reality show out right now called...

2:23:50Pam Girl on the Loose. Oh, boy. Oh, gosh. Really? I won't be watching Pam Girl on the Loose. Really? You won't? No. That's weird. I don't roll that way. You sure? Sky, will you watch? Uh, no. I mean, like, you know, maybe if I'm flipping channels and it happens to be on, I may check it out, but it's not that I'm going to set my TiVo for. Who's the audience? Sean. Well, who's the audience? Is it men or women? It depends. I think it's a little bit of both. I think it's pervy men. And it's pop culture women. Pervy, man. Yes, like Sean. Like Shawnee, oh boy? Yep. Shawnee's pervy, right? Whoa. Did you say furvy? No, Eddie. That is what Mike said. Yeah. Hey, the city council approved a plan to expand UTC. That thing's already really big. Really? That's crazy. Dude.

2:24:44This is crazy. This is a $900 million plan that has been in the works for seven years now. Have it in my couch, guys. Why? Anyway. Wow. So it went to a vote last night. Some people who live in the area don't support this plan. They think it'll bring more traffic, more noise, blah, blah. But supporters think it's going to be a great idea. But also a baby gap and everybody's in on that. So this is how it'll change. They will add 750,000 square feet of new retail space. 250 to 300 condos. It'll be two towers. One of the towers will be about 23 stories high. Oh, wow. They will add a movie theater. Theater? No, Eddie, she said movie theater. I heard theater. No, I think she meant, though, I go to the theater. See, right there. You know how movie theater? What's a theater? I go to the theater.

2:25:49Is it Jewish? I don't know. No, no, no. I don't know. Because he was thinking like, what do they call it? A Seder or something, right? I go to the theater. Anyway. They'll also be adding 5,000 square feet. What? I go to the theater. She's saying theater. Can I just finish telling you? Like with a D. I go to the theater. So they will be adding as much as 5,000 square feet of office space. They'll be adding that as well. 3,000 new parking spaces, five new restaurants, a wine bar, and some bistros, and then also a transit center for buses. There it is. In a theater. That's right. And you go to the theater, and you let it go. We're supposed to be friends today. We're sitting next to light. Will you be cool? Can you write down what you mean?

2:26:51She's over it, you guys. Come on. She's giving Eddie that look right now that says, I am over you. No more fun. No. No, you're trying to what? Figure out what you're talking about. Shut up. 5701053 is the number. Text number is 35253. When we come back, we're going to do the YouTube clip of the day. And it's that, well, it's a guy that is in England and he's auditioning for that show that Simon Cowell does. It's kind of like American Idol. And he's singing and he sounds like Donald Duck. So we'll do that when we come back. You guys get a lot of calls every morning that people will pick on Sky or Ashley or giving Eddie or Sean stuff. Every one of you are great. Thank you, man. The Mikey Show continues on The Rocks.

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2:31:49And that might be confusing this morning because now everything's back to normal, looking pretty good. But right now, people are getting used to it, looking good down at South 15. Just a minor delay via Rancho. Northbound 15, a little bit slow at Via Rancho on that side. Southbound 35, looking great down the shoreline. Nothing's slowing you down on that freeway. All is looking great out of the East County is here as well. The westbound 8, the 52, the 94, completely problem-free. And out of the South Bay as well, you've got great-looking speeds on both the 5 and the 805 northbound. 805, just a brief glitch at Governor Drive, but then you're... Pretty much good to go past that. I'm McLaurin on Rock 105.3. Eddie went to Sleep Train and got himself all dialed in. What'd you get, Eddie? I got one of them Seelies. Nice. Great. I love it. It kind of forms to your body, which I didn't realize. So you find a comfortable spot, you're good. Oh, dude. And Sleep Train is so cool that we bought a new bedroom set. Yeah. And the frame of the bedroom set is real high. Yeah. And so when you put the box spring and the mattress on there, it was like gigantic. Yeah. So the way the furniture set is set up, that it doesn't need a box spring. Right. So we just had the mattress laid in there. I'm like, well, now what am I going to do with this box spring? Right. I called up Sleep Train. I said, hey, listen, I don't need the box spring anymore. What do I do with this thing? And they're like, oh, we'll come out and we'll pick it up and we'll give you a credit for it. Oh.

2:33:14Dude, you guys are amazing. And they did? Yeah, they're going to pick it up tomorrow. Dude, that's awesome. Listen, there's no other place to go other than Sleep Train. You heard Eddie. I sleep on one. So go into a Sleep Train. They'll beat anybody else's price by 5%. Sleep Train's your ticket to a better night's sleep. The Mikey Show. With another visit from Dr. Phil. But I just want to ask this P1 here that wrote this email. Did she just get off the turnip truck or what? Wow, that's... She's about as smart as I am as walking into a 50-cent concert. Does she think there's a man out there that'll just fly you off to a fairytale land, spend lots of cash on you, not expect anything in return? That's true. Yep, you're right. And maybe he will fly you to Greece in Wonder Woman's invisible jet. Maybe a magic carpet. What do you think, though? Wouldn't that be exciting? It would be. You numbskull. Back to the Mikey Show. Rock 105.3. P.O.D. is in town. They listen to the show. If you're listening, I guess Trey was trying to get a hold of me. And he had my number. I gave it to somebody to give to him and he didn't call. I'm interested to see what's up. This is from P.O.D.'s awesome new album. This is a good song.

2:35:19It is 8.51. Or excuse me, it's not. It's 8.41. The district attorney announced yesterday that she decided to file charges against the off-duty cop who shot an Oceanside mother and son after a road rage incident. They traded in the NBA. The Kings sent Ron Artest to Houston for Bobby Jackson in a number one draft pick. I want this surgical binder off. You're over it already? I'm over it, dude. I'm over it. Just wear tight t-shirts. Don't you have like a month still to go wearing that thing? About. We're in Denver. It's not over. You are the worst. You can't do that. I don't like it. Come on. Duct tape. It's not that necessary anymore. It isn't. It is not necessary anymore, really. Oh, Sean, you know. Sean is a doctor. I'll give you like three big hugs a day. You're giving me what, Robert? I'll give you like three big hugs a day. Oh, that's not bad. Give me 20 bucks. We'll call it square. Oh, dude. You know, I'm a little bit worried about that factor. You know, like. Oh, because you're going to be seeing so many people. You know, the DJ. Like the.

2:36:26grab you, DJs. Right. It's a radio convention, man. We're going to a radio convention and, you know. Hey, dude. Hey, bro. Hey, bro. Hey, what's going on? Come on. Grabby and Philly in the morning. Oh, shit. Aye, aye, aye. You know what we should do? What, Mike? In my opinion. Yeah. Some of this. Time to play the Mikey Show Battle of the Sexes. Girls. Want to see who's smarter. Girls. Gonna find out who's brains. Girls. I'm not. I'm hoping that I hope you guys win today. He's two times already. Good luck. And I know he doesn't mean it. It's just coming from an unsung. I mean. Why do the girls feel this way? I don't know. I'm just trying to be a good sportsman. Are you? Team South is a girls team awesome as a guys. Team Awesome is made up of Eddie, Boston Rob, and Sean. And Team Sass is made up of Chantel Sky and Ashley. Ashley blew it for the girls last week. We're not going back there. We're not going back. I just want to say, though, I think it's unfair to say to Ashley, hey, Ashley, you know, if you know the answer to the question.

2:37:47Don't say anything. I mean, if she knows, she should say. That'll get you guys a point. But she doesn't know. What if she does? Last week, she said she was 300% sure she knew the answer. Yeah, I did. And she was wrong, unfortunately. But how can you be 300% sure and be wrong? Yeah, that's where we're trying to go. Yeah, yeah. I still like her. I think she's great. We like her, too. We're a fan of her. Even the biggest champ. will lose once in their life, Eddie. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, every once in a while. Hey, listen, Muhammad Ali had his off days. Mike Tyson had his off days. Look at the fight with Buster Douglas. I mean, it happens. But it happens every week, Mike. That's true, too. It's true, too. Well, let's give it a shot. Zeth is going to flip a coin. Who calls it, Eddie? I'll let them call it. All right, ladies, flip it. Heads. Tails. Eddie, what do you want to do? Shut up. What happened? Yeah, really. Listen. Ash is calling BS, I think. Yeah. She thinks that Seth is saying the wrong verse. That's not what I'm saying. We'll go first. That's not even what I was saying. Tell me. Tell me. It's just I find it a little tough that my team, not necessarily Sky, but Chantel would come at me with the tiebreaker thing considering this is two weeks in a row that she's called it wrong. Wow. Whoa. Two weeks in a row. Wait.

2:39:18She can't call a coin to save her life. Shantel cannot call a coin. It's not that hard. Just say what it's going to be. Ashley had heads in her head. I caught it. Thank you, girls. Tossing a coin is like a guess. Asking someone a question. All I know is Shantel can't call a coin to save her life. That's true. Just ask Ashley. Eddie, what are you going to do? Listen, I mean... I feel bad for them. We'll go first. Okay. Just to ease the pain a little bit. We don't give your pity. You do, actually. You guys are going to go first. And we're going to lead off with our big power hitter, Shawnee O'Big. Shawnee, oh boy, you will begin. Okay. Are you ready? I'm ready now. Here it is. Sean? Yes. What was the name of the high school in the movie Grease? Oh, great question. Easy. Gay. Sandy. Yeah, man. Yeah. Thinking about this one. Take your time, Sean. He's got his hand up against his face. He's just, he's kind of, oh, now the hand's on the forehead. Well, okay. He's really thinking about this. Oh, he's taking his time.

2:40:53Don't worry, Sean. He's pinching the bridge of his nose. He's thinking here. Oh, he's taking his headphones off like Ashley does. He's taking his headphones off like Ashley does. He has got his fingers pressed against his forehead. Sky is not even paying attention. She doesn't care. If this is all some sort of show that he's doing, Sky threw... It's like eating a sandwich. Yeah, she's eating a sandwich. She's showing him. She's just going, hey, listen, Sean. I don't care what you're doing. Hey, Sean. We got a flight to catch later. Can you please? That is true. Sean, what was the name of the high school in the movie Grease? He knows this. Everyone knows this, Eddie. Well, I wouldn't say that. I would. Napping? Look, Chantel is tapping her wristwatch as if to say, time. Need an answer, Sean. Okay, was it Rydell High Mike? Yes, that's correct, Scott. So we have to wait an hour for that. Had to be sure. That's fantastic. Had to be sure. Duh. Chantel, you're the captain of Team Sass. Who do you want to start? Get him, Ash. Oh, really? Ashley is going to start. She can do it. Yeah, we're leading with our team. We're leading. Totally passive-aggressive move on Chantel's part. Yes, big time. But here we go. Ashley, your question is... What WWE wrestler carries the nickname The Nature Boy? Oh.

2:42:30I know this. It's been on the show before. I know this. I don't know why I know this, but I know this. Ashley is, oh no, she is kind of blushing. She's kind of blushing. She's looking in at her team captain. Oh, she just gave Sky the kind of the quiet sign for the nature boy. Right now, I'm just going to let you in on what's happening inside. Chantel's brain. It sounds something like this. Answer it, girl. You know everything. You know what the coin was, right? What's the answer to this one? How did you hear that? Ashley is thinking. Let me ask one more time. Maybe that'll help. What WWE wrestler carries the nickname The Nature Boy? Everything they do backfires against them. I know it. Chantel usually leads off with Skye. She would have known it this time. Skye would have known it. You're just sleeping. Wow, Eddie. You're a jerk. You were really. Ashley, we need an answer. I'm pulling for you, though. Brian Welchhead. That is not right. That's the former guy from the band Korn. He's a former guitarist for Korn. He's not even a wrestler. And it's actually Brian Head Welch. Good job, Ash. But Brian Welchhead. Way to bring that home.

2:43:55Mike. I was putting Best of together and I remember that name. Brian Welchhead. No, that was not. It was actually Ric Flair. Never heard of him. He's been on the show. Silently laughing. Let's go to Eddie now. Eddie. Here is your multiple choice question. Score is guys one, girls nothing. Eddie, your multiple choice. Your multiple choice question is, what is the name of the record store that Molly Ringwald worked at in the movie Pretty in Pink? That's not a real question. You don't know. None of you know this, so don't even play. There's no way. You don't know. I do know. Okay, you can answer before. No. Before he gives the multiple choice. Eddie, was it A, Empire? Was it B, Tracks? Or was it C, Tapes and Crates?

2:45:02Was it A, Empire, B, Tracks, or C, Tapes and Crates? I have seen the movie. I don't even recall them mentioning it, so I would have had to have paid attention. That didn't happen. I know she makes her own prom dress that looked really ugly. It did. She had a friend named Ducky. They hated Blaine. He had ducky dressed really dumb. And you didn't pay attention? I got most of the bits and pieces. My strategy, Mike, when I don't know, in multiple choice, is to always pick B. And I don't know, so I will pick B. You are correct, Eddie. Skye just gave a thumbs down as she continued to eat her sandwich. Skye is chewing the sandwich. Eddie is talking into Chantel's mic right now. He's talking into Chantel's mic. And Chantel is showing him the hand. I swear I didn't know. Chantel is showing him the hand. Even our P1s are doing the cabbage patch. They're dancing and doing it. Our P1s in the studio are doing the cabbage patch. Men don't curtsy. They're fist bumping. Everyone can sit down and chill out. Ladies, it's up to you.

2:46:29Well, ladies, it's Skye's up. Skye's up. It's really amazing. Now, I want to remind everybody that if Chantel had gone with her original strategy of asking Skye, the first question, Skye would have gotten it. And then this would be Chantel's question. But as luck would have it, Ashley kicked it off. And now we go to Skye. And Skye, here's your NBA question. Oh, no. Skye just gave a look like, are you kidding me? Skye, what team? won the NBA championship in 91, 92, 93, 96, 97, and 98. You think about this. You be quiet. Chantel is pointing at Sky's face. Let me tell you something. This team's sass is all over each other. They are a mess. They are all over each other. There's dissent, dysfunction. It's like a cancer in the locker room. It is, man. These girls are so mean to each other. Okay. Sky.

2:47:32Skye, what team won the NBA championship in 91, 92, 93, 96, 97, 98? I'm torn between two teams, Mike. Think it through. I am torn between... Chantel, I do not want you to move your body. Skye, look at me, Skye. If you flinch. Look at me, Skye. I am torn between the Lakers and the Bulls because I know they're both like... Or were really good teams. Chantel is trying to control herself. I want to cry. So much right now. Eddie, put down a packet of mustard. Eddie is shaking a packet of mustard. Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry. So easy. CPR. CPR. Not really. Oh, man. I don't care for this question. No, but it's so easy.

2:48:38I am going to go with what first popped into my head, which was the Lakers. That is incorrect, Sky. Michael Jordan. Remember Michael Jordan? He played for the Chicago Bulls. You were on it. You were on it. You had either the Bulls or the Lakers. It was the Bulls. It was the Bulls. Another rough day. Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry. The score is two to nothing. Yes. But they should have two points. Eddie, you let them start. If the team captain would have said Sky and then herself, it would have been two to two. Can you stop? But she did it. She picked the wrong people. Leave me. I was pointing it out. Let's go back to Team Awesome. She may have picked the wrong people, Eddie, but at least she won the Toyn Cup. Oh, no. She didn't win that. She didn't win the coin.

2:49:34And now Boston Rob is up for Team Awesome. I'd like a one-pointer, Mike. Oh, no, you don't. Robert? All right, then I'll go three. Rob, what type of stone is often used in salons during the pedicure process to remove dry and excess skin? from the bottom of the foot as well as calluses. What did you just say? It is English. It is. What kind of what? What type of stone is often used in salons during the pedicure process to remove dry and excess skin from the bottom of the foot as well as calluses? I think for some weird reason, I know this, but it's not coming to me. Like, comma, I think.

2:50:38Oh, man. There's like porous, but I think that's like a type of surface. Talk it out, Rob. Talk it out, Rob. Always takes a long time. Rob does take a long, long time. No, I got the boob one, remember? But you answered real quick. Eddie, Rob takes so long. I'm sorry, Mike. So you got to rub a stone, some magical stone on your foot. What is it, like Harry Potter? I know they're skipping stones. What? Please. Can somebody get an answer? Please answer the question. It doesn't matter, Rob. Yeah, it doesn't. Porous something? That is incorrect, Rob. I'm sorry. It's actually a pumice stone. Pumice! It's a pumice stone. Yeah, I did know it. Mike would pick me up. He's like, this kid's so stupid. It takes for half an hour to do anything. What an idiot. Take your life together. Chantel, you have to get this. Chantel, your multiple choice question is... I hate multiple choice. You love multiple choice. It's easier. But I always psych myself out. I know.

2:51:59got this. All right, Chantel. I have faith, and I never have faith, so come on. Oh, my God. That means something. Thanks. I never had faith in you. Okay, here we go, Chantel. Chantel, what team did Hall of Famer Kirby Puckett play for his entire career? And it's multiple choices. What sport is Kirby playing? Oh, wow. Was it A, the Minnesota Twins? Was it B, the Milwaukee Brewers, or was it C, the Kansas City Royals? Okay, so I know that it's baseball. Oh, good. We're on to something. We're on to something. We're almost there. Eddie is laughing. Chantal is so irritated. I'm going to have those again. Yeah, sure, sure. Your multiple choice question is, what team did Hall of Famer Kirby Puckett play for his entire career? Was it A, the Minnesota Twins, B, the Milwaukee Brewers, or C, the Kansas City Royals? My first mind. My first? I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means. My first thought in my mind. Even Sky is a little taken aback by them. And we wonder why they lose. Okay. Well, I meant, you know, like my first thought. You got a one out of three chance here, Chantel. I know, but I want to say Twins.

2:53:37But then Eddie always says choose B. But when I do that, I'm wrong because it only works for him. So I'm just going to go with the twins. You are correct. Great job. It is two to one, but the girls are on the board. We're going to take a quick timeout. And when we come back, we will play round two. If the girls can pull it out, it'll be one of the biggest comebacks of all time. Back after this. This is the Mikey. Is this Ryan? Yeah, this is Ryan. Ryan, what's the deal? You went to AMCO? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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3:05:23Sleep Train Mattress Centers. Looking pretty nice on our freeways right now. No big major problems. This commute is pretty much done. You're going to find just a little tight traffic left over here on the westbound 56 approaching Carmel Valley Road. And that's sort of the 5 freeway. South 15, maybe a minor delay at Carmel Mountain Ranch. And then you're good to go. Everything else is moving right along for a very nice, easy ride. So enjoy it. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. If you want to look cool and support a local San Diego company, you should go to Sunglass and Optical Warehouse. Yeah, the economy's tough right now, so if you've got to spend your money, if you need some sunglasses, like Eddie said, Sunglass and Optical Warehouse. Over 7,000 of the hottest new styles to choose from, you will be guaranteed to find. pair of sunglasses that you love yeah say you're a p1 with your sunglass purchase they'll give you a free sunglass and optical visor wow to check out any of their three san diego locations just check them out at sunglassoptical.com broadcasting from the cricket wireless studio this is the home of mikey show it's another mikey mikey moment p1 be real i used to work for this company in the sales department and um

3:06:42One afternoon, I was coming in, and I saw a young lady that I haven't seen in a while. And I was very excited to see her. And we got in a conversation, and I was like, congratulations. And she was like, congratulations on what? Aren't you pregnant? She was like, no. Oh, dude. Listen, man. I don't care if it literally looks like they're carrying a beach ball under that T-shirt. Don't. Say it. They're bloated. Assume they're bloated. Assume they eat a lot of salt. I made a vow to never, even if the girl or lady looks like she's pregnant, I would not at all. Dude, I wouldn't even say anything if she was giving birth. Yes. Right? Yes. Now back to the Mikey Show. Rock 105.3. Oh, that's a good song. That's at Jordan Spark. She's good. Welcome back. It's 913. Well, there's some conflicting reports. If Dina Lowen was asked to leave or left. voluntarily the after party for the premiere of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Part 2. That happens a lot. The Saints and their top draft pick, Cedric Ellis, have come to terms on a contract. Welcome back. It's a good song. You guys ready to get back to a little battle of the sexes? Why not, man? We're having a great time today. Eddie decided that he was going to be chivalrous.

3:08:47and he was going to go first. He was going to have the guys go first. Yeah, I mean, strategically, it wasn't the greatest move, but you know what? I really support these ladies, and I'm really pulling for them today. He's really nice, Eddie. He's really nice of you. Such a nice thing that he said. We start with the guys, and let's see. Shawnee, oh boy, you lead off. Are you ready? Here's your question, Shawnee. What is the name of the actress that played the main character, Meredith Grey, on Grey's Anatomy? What the heck? What is the name of the actress that played the main character, Meredith Grey, on Grey's Anatomy? So there's actually a Grey in Grey's Anatomy. I couldn't have told you that in A Millionaire's. I never knew that. I did not know that. It's one of Ashley's favorite shows. It's so good. Yeah, it is. My wife likes it, too. It's on her season pass. Yeah, mine, too. Every time it's on, I think it's... Yeah, me, too. It looks dumb to me. There's a cute little banter you don't love. Oh, dude. Oh, that is so irritating. Every time I hear that cute banter, I say to my wife, she gets so irritated, I go, ah, very realistic. And she goes, shh, Shawnee, oh boy. Oh, we're still playing. I've never watched one episode of this show. Oh, no. But you love TV.

3:10:13I do love television. Bad television. When it's worthwhile. Well, I mean, Grey's Anatomy's got ratings. It's true. Shawnee, oh boy, the question, what is the name of the actress that played the main character, Meredith Grey, on Grey's Anatomy? Mike, I will say... Take your time, Joe. Okay. I believe... Give us an answer, please. Okay. I heard it the first time. I will say Stedman. That's incorrect, Sean. That's weird. That's Oprah's boyfriend. Yeah. Close, right? Surprise. Actually, the actress is Ellen Pompeo? Pompeo? They don't even know. Even ladies don't know. All right, Team Sass, you ready? Yeah. Ashley starts.

3:11:30Ash, I need you to be ready. Come on, girl. Ash, your multiple choice. This is your chance. It's your time to shine. Ash, this is your multiple choice question. Ash, what is the name of the trophy awarded to college football's best interior alignment? Now, is it the... You don't know this. Is it A, the Jim Thorpe Award? Is it B, the Outland Trophy? Or is it C, The Anthony Munoz Trenches Trophy. Those are three real things. Or at least one of them is real. Like, what? Ash, is it A, the Jim Thorpe Award? Is it B, the Outland Trophy Award? Or is it C, the Anthony Munoz Trenches Trophy? Wait, what's the question?

3:12:25The question is, what is the name of the trophy awarded to college football's best interior lineman? That is incorrect. It's actually B. They call it the Outland Trophy. Outland Trophy winner. Team Awesome. It's two to one. Team Awesome. Just so everyone knows. Chantel has now resorted to reading People Magazine. I mean, you guys are in the game still. Why are they giving up? We're not. We're not. Why are you reading a magazine? Hey, you can't see what I'm doing. We're not. We're just reading the top books. Reading about ABBA. Here is your question, Eddie. Yeah, Mike. Eddie, what actor is married to Sarah Michelle Gellar? It's easy. He knows this. Give me a break. Just spit it out. What are you doing? Just spit it out. Don't be Sean. Yeah, just spit it. Eddie is pretending to stroke his beard. But he didn't have a beard. But he's pretending to stroke it. And he's even stroking the long whiskers on his chin on the goatee. Oh, there he is. He's twisting it at the end. He's twisting. He's thinking. As he twists the long whiskers.

3:13:48long whiskers of his long, long chin. He's now braiding it. He's braiding it. He's putting a weave in it. Eddie, what are you doing there? He's tying it. Eddie, what do you got? You're ridiculous. It's a hard one. Shut up. It is. It's not. It is. It's not. It's not. Thank you, Mike. It's snot. It's total snot. What are you doing, Eddie? Eddie's thinking. Yeah, really, what are you doing? He may not know, you guys. He may not know. Yeah, right. Hold on, just, please. If you would give me just a moment. He's trying to figure it out. He's full of it, is what he is. Yeah. Sometimes when you, you know, when you have a lot of information in your head. Sure, Mike. You know, and you're kind of under the pressure. You've got to try to think of it. And you're, you know, you're like, I don't know. Takes a minute to access that. Okay. Well, this is a tough one. It is. You're boring me. Hurry up. I thought I knew, but now I'm second-guessing myself. But I'm just going to have to go. See, you can't even do it with a straight face. Take a guess, Eddie. What do you think? Just go. It's not a guess. Eddie, just think of the first actress. Just think of the most random actress that you can think of in your mind. Actress? So she's married to a woman? Actor, Mike. Actor. Oh.

3:15:21Well, Bob Denver is the most random one I could think of. That's Gilligan. But I'm going to go with the correct answer, Freddie Prinze Jr. That's correct, Eddie. That is right. Sky just squinted at Eddie as if to say, really? It's going to be a long flight to Denver. Yeah, it is. Here's to you, baby. Sky, you're up. Your question is. Yes. What is the name of Boston's NHL franchise? There you go. Rob has a giant smile on his face right now. Is it tattooed on them? I'm not sure. So they're actually part of the NHL? Wow, that was weird. Well, I'm just saying. I mean, you know, they're not like the team that Rob and his friends started. No, it's not. I don't know. What is the name of Boston's NHL franchise? Uh-oh. Ashley is looking at a little compact.

3:16:22applying makeup as all this is going on. Chantel is reading People Magazine. What is going on? It's called support, guys. And Skye has her lanyard on her face. She's thinking. This is how she prepares. Skye, what are you doing? I'm thinking. But you have your lanyard on your face. It helps. Can I give her a hint? Is this a legitimate hint? I'll give you a legitimate hint. Okay. It is the same mascot as a college football team in Los Angeles. It's pulling so hard on that lanyard. Well, the Bruins is all I know. And UCLA. There's another school here. There is another school in LA? What's it called?

3:17:38Can I ask what the other school in L.A. is called? I don't know what else to do, Mike. Sky. You know this. You think about. Oh. Oh. Oh, yes. Mm-hmm. No. Yeah. Sky. No. You're not helping. Oh. Can't help. No. No. Yeah. I don't. Eddie keeps looking at me to say it. He keeps saying, say it. You know it. But I don't know what to say. Skye, I need something. Please. I'm thinking Notre Dame. Oh, wait. Wait. They're not in LA. No, I was joking. And? It's okay. I'm going to say, I'm going to say the Bruins. That is correct, Skye. Unbelievable, Mike. there was another school. The Bruins wasn't right. Eddie practically held up a neon sign blinking the Bruins. It's embarrassing. Eddie, it is embarrassing. You are amazing. It's what you are. Team Awesome. Oh, we still get to go? Awesome.

3:19:01Austin, Rob. Oh, please let this be a tie. It is a multiple choice. Oh, yes. Right now, it's two to two. Oh, no, it isn't. It's two to three. Yeah, we have three. Two to three. Oh, that's right. Freddie Prinze Jr. over here. Here we go. Sorry. Your multiple choice. Rob, what kind of bra? A boob question. He's good at these. What kind of bra has straps which may be detached and rearranged in different ways depending on the outfit? Is it A, a convertible bra, B, a universal bra, or C, a demi-bra? Oh, dude. Demi-more? No. Demi-glaze? I love her. I like the sound of convertible bra. I'm going to go with that. You're correct. He knows it. Anything with boobs. I swear. I'm thinking put the top down, you know, show the headlights, whatever. Wow. Eddie, it's over. No. I just want it. Guys win again. Whatever. Guys win again. Whatever. We don't care. I don't care. There it is. Listen.

3:20:30So what do we do, Eddie? Do we take it? Ask some child questions. Do we take it? I don't know. Do we take a timeout? Yeah, we have to. We have to take a timeout. It'll be right then. I mean, I listen six days a week. You guys are awesome. Appreciate it, bro. Thank you. I'm a P1 because of my girlfriend, Lynn, who turned me on the station. Now we got you guys on. Home of the P1s and stuff like that. Welcome to WAMU, Mrs. Gillespie. Expenses rising. Butterfly stomach. Oh, you must be looking for Bill, our small business specialist. Right this way. How are you, Mrs. G? Bottom line, upside down. Competition stiff. I hear you. I'd start with a business money market with a 3.70% interest rate with rate bonus for balances of $50,000 and above. 24-7 awake at night. You also get free business checking. Customers first, no time for my frazzle? Absolutely. Our free business checking comes with unlimited check transactions. Oh, sweet relief. Glad we could help Mrs. Gillespie. At WAMU, we speak small business. That's because our small business specialists not only understand where you're coming from, but where you need to go.

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3:24:13They got so many cool phones over there, you wouldn't even believe it. Not only that, they got the stuff that you need to be able to drive around without having your hands up to your face. Hands free? Yeah. It's against the law. Yeah. No hands on face. No. No, Eddie. Other people's face, you can. You can. Your own, you can. Okay. My advice to you, go down to Cricket, check out what they got. Yep. And there's locations everywhere. They're very, very nice to you in there. That's what I really like about them. And, Skye, what's their website? It's mycricket.com slash San Diego. There's lots to do in Big Bear Lake in the summer, some of the best mountain bike trails in the country, plus rentals and guides to help you get out there. Get up to a $100 free gas card with lodging. Visit bigbear.com for details. That's bigbear.com. Hi, folks. We're on the streets. Move your car! New York City talking to people about Corona Lite, the only light beer that's also a Corona. Excuse me, sir. Do I know you? I don't believe so. But I was just wondering, what does the statement Corona Lite, the only light beer that's also a Corona, mean to you? Who's asking? Oh, we're just looking to talk to people about Corona Lite. You're going to put this on the email. You're going to make me look like an idiot. No, I promise we won't. Right. What's the scam? If you're pulling a scam on me, I will find you. There's no scam, sir. I'm just asking how you feel about Corona Lite. Well, it's not the like.

3:25:29That's that whole laid-back beach thing and a light beer. You know, it's the only light beer that's also a Corona. You should know that. I mean, you're standing there in a Corona t-shirt with a bag of lemons. Lime, sir. Whatever. Who's that? That's just Phil. He does the recording. If this is a scam, I will find you. I'm sure you will, sir. Corona Lite is the only light beer that's also a Corona because it has the same refreshing, ready-for-the-beach taste. It's imported by Crown Imports, Chicago, Illinois. Relax responsibly. Am I getting paid for this? No. Can I have a lemon? Lime. You're gonna get a smack. Okay. To you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. Looking good on the freeways right now. No major problems. We're up to speed throughout the county. Just keep an eye out for Caltrans crews. They're working in the far left lane of the H Street on-ramp to eastbound 94. So be careful around them and slow for the cone zone. Otherwise, just enjoy the ride. Don McLaurin's on Rock 105.3. Mikey is a very judgmental jerk. Rock 105.3. A federal judge ruled yesterday that the cross on Mount Soledad does not violate the Constitution and can stay. Chris Young returned to the mound last night and threw five scoreless innings, but the D-backs were able to get to the bullpen and win 3-0. All right, welcome back to the show. We've got to try to be on time today. Let's see, 570-1053 if you want to call us. Love to hear from you. Let's see. Baseball trade. Braves send Mark Teixeira. Yep. To where, Eddie? He went to the Angels. Oh. And this is a weird trade. I don't understand this trade. Why?

3:28:02Well, Mark DeShara is a good player. He's hovering around the 300 batting average mark. And he is in the last year of his contract. So he's going to be a free agent next year. And they trade him for a young first baseman, Casey Kochman, who is batting over 300 and has a couple years left on his deal. So I don't understand making that trade. It doesn't make any sense to me. They apparently think the share is going to be better for him. But they're going to probably lose him next year. And then the Saints and their top draft pick, Cedric Ellis, they finally agreed. Yeah, so his little holdout is over and he's now in camp and we'll play for him. Speaking of big trades, one happened in the NBA too. Well, this is weird. There has been rumors that Ron Artest, remember the crazy guy Ron Artest who started that huge... Brawl in the stands in Detroit and all that stuff. He's crazy. But he's been on his best behavior the last couple years, and he's been playing in Sacramento. Well, the big rumors were that he was headed to the Lakers. He's going to the Lakers. They're going to trade him for Lamar Odom and all this stuff. And then today I come in and see he got traded to the Rockets. He's in Houston now. Really? Yeah, so that was kind of strange. That's crazy!

3:29:26Jerry Lewis got busted for a gun in his luggage at the airport. Oh, come on. So weird. Why? So weird. What is the deal, Sky? So I guess this happened on Friday at the airport in Vegas, but they just finally, you know, publicly commented on it yesterday. And so he, you know, had a handgun in his carry-on bag and it got caught at security. That's good. Oh, definitely. And surprising. Yeah. A little bit, yeah. And so his manager, Jerry Lewis's manager, commented and said, hey, we'd like to clarify. Actually, you said, hey, lady. Hey, lady. They say the handgun is actually a hollowed out prop gun that Jerry uses during his show and that you couldn't even fire the gun if you wanted to. Well, he's guilty of bad judgment. Yeah, but I mean, it sounds like a real gun that they hollowed out. You know, it's not like it's one of those plastic things that's like bright orange or whatever. So, yeah, so we'll see exactly what kind of charges go against him. J-Lo, going to be in a new movie. Yeah. Why? Why? She's getting back to work. Sorry. Do her movies do well? Yeah. No, they don't. Well, okay, they don't do great, but they don't do bad. Depends. I mean, she's hit and miss. Yeah.

3:30:51Geely, anyone? Nothing good since Selena. But she was barely even in Geely. She was in it. I mean, for like a second. You saw it? Yeah. You should be embarrassed. I am a huge J-Lo actress fan. Like, The Wedding Planner. Are you serious? Really? Yeah. Like, all of her romantic comedies, I'm 100% in, and I watch them every time they come on TV. I wonder why girls like the J-Lo stuff. Well, I don't think it's girls. It's Sky. For some reason, I love singers who act. Yeah, like Crossroads, Britney Spears, Glitter, Mariah Carey. From Justin to Kelly. Yeah, Sean owns that. Yeah, Sean's a big fan of that. Chris Christopherson in Convoy. Eddie, that was showing off. You know it. That was just absolutely, that was a show off. Don't even, dude. J-Lo has signed on for the governess. I guess she will be the caretaker for a wealthy white family while she plans a bank heist. Oh, boy.

3:31:51Come on, man. And it's the same writers that did Made in Manhattan. So you know it's going to be good. Oh, you know it's going to be good. That is a terrible movie. I love that movie. That's horrible. Oh, I love that movie when they're in the bedroom and the rain is coming down and they play that one song. This is why they don't win. And then she falls in love with this rich guy and she's clean in his place and then this is all I love. It's so great. It is awesome. I don't like that movie. Earn her movies, period. Thank you. You're smart. Selena was the best. thing she ever did. She should have just stopped with that and she would have had a great career. I agree. Go out on time. You're smart. I agree with that. Comments to your girl? I'm sorry. Never seen Selena. Oh my God. I think that's the one that she actually was good at. Romantic comedies. I love the romantic comedies. But that was the actual one where she was like, it was actually like, it was like an Academy Award winning movie or it was nominated. I think her performance was nominated. If there's one you should see by her, it would probably be that one. Yeah. Who are you to tell me, Sean? He is a Selena fan. I am just telling you what people say. He's wearing a Selena t-shirt right now. Sean has got on a Selena t-shirt. He does. I'm a fan of the dead. Sean! Sean! Is there a problem? Miley Cyrus says the new Hannah Montana season may be her last. Oh no! Oh dear!

3:33:12Yeah, she did an interview with Entertainment News, with E! News, where she said, quote, we're thinking this is our last season. Oh, man. Until they make an offer. Yeah. I don't know. There's lots of talk of her wanting to get away. Like the Golden Girls? No, to get away from the whole Disney thing so she can start doing, yeah, grow up a little bit, start doing movies and other things. How about this? Now it's time for the YouTube. Clip of the day. This is Simon Cowell's British TV show, The X Factor. Enjoy. Cut 31. That guy. Oh my gosh. He thinks he's a good singer. No. What the hell? They compared me to William Hung. Eddie. Eddie. I thought he was a... Interesting. You're done, Eddie. You are done, mister. That's it. You are done. You are out. Please. Pack your bags, mister. Yeah. Hit the bricks because you are going out. Yeah, I am. Is that it? You don't mean it. It takes brass balls. Now we're good at you. There's more stories.

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3:36:30How do you like this? This is an actual email that I received. It says, Mikey, thank you for constantly talking about AIS. I had 21st Century just for myself and my car and was paying $200 every six months. Now, again, this is a single person that was paying $200 every six months before switching to AIS. Then she goes on to say, my husband and I went to AIS in Escondido and Manny and Michael hooked us up. With insurance, both of us, both cars, a little under $300 every six months. So it went from $200 for one person for six months to just under $300 for two people. We got a discount for paying it all at once, and the next six months will be even less. I'm talking about AIS.

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3:44:18I'd like to finish this month's book club with a wonderful recommendation for next week. Already been to Supercuts next. I'm sorry, Barb. I'm just saying, if you need a good recommendation, go to Supercuts. Supercuts. Did I stutter? Their expert stylists give the best kind of recommendations. They told me what products I need to style my particular type of hair so I can look my best. Not that I needed much help, if you know what I mean. Yeah, I know what you mean. That was hair. Anyway, I'd like to recommend the Pantsuit Diaries. Pantsuit Diaries. Seriously, girls, I feel so sassy now. From volumizing shampoos to root boosters, Supercuts has got me pegged. Okay, if we can just keep this club discussion to books. Book schmucks, tell us more about the sassy barb. Ugh. For hair care products you just can't shut up about, Supercuts, every time. Want to look ten years younger in ten minutes? When gray hair gets you down, try color camo gray blending. It's quick and discreetly camouflages the gray. Only you and your stylist need to know. Call 1-800-SUPERCUTS to find a location nearest you.

3:45:16Are you sure you know where we're going? My house is up here on the left. Maybe one of us should drive. You're burritos. I'm no burrito. I'm the new fajita steak melt from Taco Bell. And I'm great with the pedals. And I'm a chicken melt. I was born to steer. You'll get cheese all over the wheel. Admit it. We're lost. Do you know how hard it is to concentrate with you two melts sitting there with all that ooey, gooey, glorious melty cheese? Just use the GPS. Brilliant. Turn left. No, turn right. Ooh, is that a fajita steak melt? There's two new ways to get lost in melty cheese. Taco Bell's new fajita steak melt and chicken melt with cheese, cheese, and even more glorious melty cheese. To lose yourself in melty cheese, think outside the bun. At participating locations for a limited time. Escape the everyday with Taco Bell's new Fructista Freeze. A smooth, frozen blend of strawberry or mango flavors that's topped with real strawberries. To refresh your day, think outside the bun. Made with natural fruit flavors. Product contains no fruit juice. Available at participating locations. How long is it going to take you, Ash? It's not in. I can't do it. How long will it take you? The log is not in. Oh, the log isn't in. I can't load it. I'm making an executive decision. Either Oates or she's going to have to find somebody. But listen to me. We got to go. Yeah, there's nothing I can do if it's not in the system. I know. You're going to do Best of on Saturday. Tune in for the Oates show. Okay, Seth, I'll send it to you.

3:46:45570. Dude, we don't have an option. I know. 570-1053. And we got to go. Oh, I didn't say. It was good. Let him get it out. KIOZ San Diego. I know. 570-1053 is our phone number. Give us a call at the beginning and end of every show. Well, it doesn't. We don't have time for this. Now he's overdoing it. You can just call us. Sean, I told you already. Thank you, but no thank you. Ash, I need three testimony beds here. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, before you go. A little what? Oh, dude, I would love to. Problem is, we don't have the time. I would love to, but we don't have the time, brother. Catch us on Monday. I didn't hear the end of the challenge. Who won? Girls or guys? Shut up. Shut your mouth. Don't even go there. Please. We know what you're doing. I want it for us. Come on now. It was awesome. Mikey Show. Yo. What's up? What up? What's up? I just wanted to tell you to have a safe trip and all that. Ayo. Ayo. Thank you, Ayo. Hi. Mikey Show. Hey. I just wanted to give you guys my story for my application to Border Patrol. Okay. Is it a positive story? It is a positive story. I'm actually in the background right now.

3:48:13Waiting to hear a call back. Oh, dude, that's awesome, man. Yeah, I passed all my tests and got my packet in and just waiting in the process to get hired. Dude, that's awesome. Congratulations to you. I hope that goes well. That's very cool. Usually at the end of the show on Friday, I do this, but I'm going to do it today because we're not going to be here tomorrow on Friday because... We are going to a radio conference, and I just want to let everybody know when we get back, we're not taking any breaks. We are not taking any vacation or any of that. We're back. It has just so happened that we've had a schedule where we've been taking some time off. We love you, P1s. We do, and I can't wait for us to get back and spend time with you. I am very fortunate to be able to spend that time with you. My nature is to be a selfish person. It's who I was born to be. I was born to be selfish and self-centered. And through a series of events that happened in my life that had to do with sexual abuse, to a certain degree, there was some neglect. There was a lot of self-esteem issues. Because of those insecurities and those self-esteem issues, the right combination, sort of a perfect storm of environment came together for me that made a perfect...

3:49:47A perfect environment for me to become addicted to alcohol. And I did. There was a point in my life where I knew that I was going to die because I was drinking so much. And I had tried every means you could imagine to stop drinking. And it wasn't happening. And that night that I was laying in bed and I knew that I was going to die really turned the steering wheel over to Jesus Christ. And let him start doing things. And my life has changed dramatically. But not only has my life changed, but I have changed. I'm a different person today than I was then. And I couldn't do those things by myself. I'm not capable of them. I don't have the ability, institution to do that. But I was really lucky. I didn't have to. The Holy Spirit got into my body and my heart and my mind and he changed me.

3:51:09And there are people that are listening right now that are going through any host of different things. Loneliness, feeling like an outsider. Maybe you're the type of person that can just never get it right. That despite your best efforts, every choice and every decision that you make always seems to be the wrong one. Maybe there are people in your life who have told you things like that. Maybe you're addicted to alcohol. Maybe you're addicted to drugs. Maybe you have an eating disorder. Maybe you've lost somebody very close to you, a husband or a wife, a son or a daughter, someone close to you. Or you're going through a divorce. Or maybe you're going through issues that have to do with money. And you're finding it very hard to make ends meet. You're in a situation that seems desperate and hopeless. I want to tell you that if you do what I did, it could change your life for me.

3:52:16Inviting the Holy Spirit into my heart changed my entire life. Jesus Christ took a guy that was a complete loser, self-absorbed, selfish jerk and turned me into a person who can actually love people that I don't know. Strangers. I wasn't capable of that on my own. So we play the song at the end of the show on Fridays. Again, we're playing it today because we're not going to be here tomorrow and Friday. And it's a song about hope. If you're in one of those situations where you feel hopeless, listen to the words to this song. Just really listen to every lyric in this song. It's called Tunnel. It's by a band called Third Day. We love you as our listeners. We love you. And we mean it. We'll be back here on Monday. The lovely and talented Missy is up next. And have a great rest of your week and weekend. And we'll see you back here on Monday at 5.30. The Mikey Show's out. Late tonight.