The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 08/15/08
Friday, August 15, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
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The show covered Michael Phelps’ historic Olympic swim, introduced Chantel and outlined the Battle of the Sexes game, previewed a BMW Encinitas red‑tag sales event, and featured Eddie’s love‑hate banter with Chantel. A listener email sparked a lengthy discussion about difficult mother‑in‑law relationships, while the Battle of the Sexes round saw Team Sass clinch victory. The crew also debated superhero favorites, revealing personal traits, and teased a Bigfoot press conference that might be a hoax. Mikey closed with a personal testimony about overcoming low self‑esteem, addiction, and finding hope.
What happened, in order
Phelps Olympics
Michael Phelps wins his sixth gold medal and sets another world record in the 200‑meter individual medley, prompting the hosts to marvel at his historic dominance.
Chantel Introduction
Chantel is introduced as a former Charger girl who now appears regularly on the Battle of the Sexes segment.
Show Intro & Gas Monkey
Mikey opens the show, shares the phone and text numbers, and announces that the Gas Monkey will be in La Jolla handing out gas cards to cars bearing the new Mikey Show P1 Army bumper sticker.
BMW Encinitas Red Tag Event
Mikey describes an upcoming BMW Encinitas sales event where vehicles are red‑tagged with fixed, no‑haggle prices and he will give away P1 Army T‑shirts and bumper stickers.
Eddie & Chantel Dynamic
Eddie explains his love‑hate relationship with Chantel, noting the playful tension that fuels their on‑air chemistry.
Mother‑in‑Law Email Intro
Mikey reads an email from listener P1 Kelly detailing her fraught relationship with a critical mother‑in‑law who constantly undermines her marriage.
Battle of the Sexes Recap
Team Sass wins the Battle of the Sexes after Ashley correctly identifies the strong‑safety position, capping a heated round of trivia.
Superhero Preferences
The cast picks their favorite superheroes (Spider‑Man, Batman, Hulk, Superman) and discusses what each choice reveals about personality traits.
Bigfoot Press Conference
Mikey mentions a forthcoming Bigfoot press conference that may turn out to be a hoax, prompting jokes about the creature’s existence.
People mentioned
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that her and her partner will get married next month. Six races, six gold medals, six world records. Michael Phelps wins another gold and another world record last night in the 200-meter individual medley. Okay, so... It appears that Phelps is going to take up that we might thought existed in this race, but he still has this stuff, and he's pulling a whisper silver. He is now. Maybe he already was. You'll have to tell me, bud. The greatest Olympic champion ever? Yes. That is amazing. I know. It's amazing because we get to, like, tell our kids and all that stuff. Like, you got little kids. You just say, we were around for the greatest Olympic champion of all time. Yeah. More races to go. And, you know, that was, I believe, his last individual race. So now he's got the relays. Yeah. So he's.
kind of relying on other people, so that's kind of scary. He's got the butterfly left, so no. I thought I heard that last night, but maybe not. Olympics are on tonight, right? Of course, every night. And he'll be in it, right? He'll be doing stuff? Yes. Watch that. Did you watch last night? He said you were going to do that every day. But he guaranteed that he was going to watch last night. He was going to schedule it in. No, I didn't guarantee. Tonight, I guarantee. I didn't give a guarantee. I didn't give a guarantee. I said it, which for me is just hopeful. You're missing history. No, no, no. Tonight, I guarantee, and I promise. Stop it. I will, though. I didn't, though. Tonight I do. Knock it off. I'm sick of this. Tonight I will. I'm over this. I'll do it. I didn't. That's exhausting. I know it. Man, those Olympics sound cool this year.
Gosh. You should watch. I mean, are you kidding? I'm not kidding around. Yeah, we know because we've watched. We've been watching and it's been really good. Really dramatic and amazing and all that. That's how we know. When he's racing Michael Phelps, is he like way ahead of people or are they right on his tail? Some of them he is. Some of them, you know, it's close. Who else is good besides the Americans? Australia has some good swimmers. Russians are always okay. China's always okay. There you go. Chantel just came into the studio. Looking all pretty and everything. Chantel is a former Charger girl. Sweet! Now, she does Battle of the Sexes with us on Fridays. Awesome!
She's sassy. That's her profession. She's sassy. Professional battle of the sexer. Yeah. That's what I am. That's sexy. I know you've told me, but I forget. What do you do, Chantel? I need a job every time I come in. How did you forget that? You say it every time. You're in real estate. Okay. That's a good guess. What is it? Oh, I know. You're a fitness trainer. I'll take that. Mike. Fitness model. Let's just go with that. Fitness model. Yeah. I like that a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm. Skye, what does Chantel do? Chantel is currently looking for employment. She does a handful of things like a fitness model, appearances on the Mikey show, guest celebrity judging for Babes in Bikini. Yeah. But currently is looking for a full-time gig in the entertainment world. Yes. I got it. Right on it. I got it this time. Well, no, I just said. Yeah. No, I mean, I got it in my head now. It's stuck in there. Oh, okay. You helped me.
She does nothing. That's all you have to remember. No way. Did I say something wrong? No, I just had a conversation the other day. I made money. I made a career. Okay. Who did you bring with you? You brought a guest. My little sister. That's your little sister? Aww. How old? Your little sister. What is her name? Sierra. Sierra, would you want to ever become a Charger girl or is that not your thing? Yeah. You would? You would want to do that? That's cool. Does she like to dance and do the same stuff that you do? She's more a sports person. She plays volleyball, soccer, softball. What am I forgetting? Basketball. Wow. That's cool. And cheers. Nice. That's pretty cool. Well, let's get the show rolling here. Get it popping. Come on. We do have one listener. And his name is P1 Adam. And he is a... parking enforcement officer. Nice. I'm guessing that means that you go in those little vehicles and you have like the white chalk on the long stick and you mark their tires to make sure they haven't been there too long. And if they have, you give them a ticket for parking. But you do do that. Gotcha. You're the worst. Well, it's just his job. I didn't know he did that. Wow. Here with those guys. Well, I mean, somebody's got to do it. Well, the deal is, is that he didn't actually win P1 Trivia. Right. I allowed him to come in.
The woman that actually won, she just didn't show up. Who was that, Zeth? Who won? Zeth outside is looking for her. Oh, yeah, I don't see Zeth. Listen, I win. Adam, go ahead. Say who it was. She won Dina? Nina. Nina. Oh, the Santa Maria. Pinta. Yeah, we know. The Pinta. That was a funny one, Eddie. Thanks, man. I wasn't so sure about her. I wasn't so sure about her. Really? Yeah, because, well, I felt like she was struggling with some of the questions that we gave. But she won. She ended up winning. I just remember her kind of struggling with a couple of them. And now that she's not here, it's all coming together. She made it. Everyone stop talking about Nina. Here she is. Nina's here. P1 Nina. She made it. Congratulations, Nina. Here she is. Way to go. She's here.
Awesome show. Great job. Everyone's here. We can start. Let's begin. Cool. Seven people on the Mikey show. I'm ready now. Let's introduce everybody. And by the way, you can start calling us at 570-1053. You can call us. Yes, I'm on the phone. We do that twice a show where we just let you call about any topic you want. And we do that at the start and the end of the show. So call us. Oh, and text us too. 3-5-2-5-3. Going to send the gas monkey out this morning in the 9 o'clock hour. Awesome! So get ready for that. The location is La Jolla. Oh, what's up, hoity-toity, gas monkey? So we'll have a hoity-toity monkey out there. Between 9 and 10 in La Jolla in the Rock 105.3 van looking for people that have the Mikey Show P1 Army bumper sticker on their car, the new one. Not the old version, the new version. And if you do, he'll pull you over, come up to your car with some bananas, you pick one, and it's got tape to it, gas cards. Between $25 and $250. Today I'm feeling it. Somebody's going to pull a big, large amount. Today's the day, Mike. Yep. I can feel it in my bones. I am the host of the show. My name is Mikey, and I am 38 years of age.
And tomorrow I'm going to be in Encinitas at the BMW Encinitas store. It's on Encinitas Boulevard in between El Camino Real and Interstate 5. You going to wear a suit? No, they got me this cool BMW Encinitas work shirt. Nice. No way. Yeah. Fancy. I know. I was so honored. I was so honored when he gave it to me because it says BMW Encinitas. And I have a BMW shirt that has the BMW Roundel, the blue and white Roundel. But I don't have anything that makes me look like I work there. That's cool. And that made me feel all special. Nice. And so I will be wearing jeans and that shirt. I'll be out there at 1 o'clock. And we're going to take Mikey Show, P1 Army.
T-shirts to give away while we're out there. We're going to be giving away the new bumper stickers so you can maybe get in on Gas Monkey. But the big thing is that it's a red tag event, which means it's so cool because I've been spending so much time with Brian, the GM over there, putting this thing together. I feel like I'm throwing some sort of a Tupperware party. Tupperware? Been organizing this thing for a while. Having a little cabbie party tomorrow, ladies. Oh, a cabbie party. Yeah, we've been organizing these things, this thing, and what we've done is red-tagged a bunch of BMW vehicles. And what that means is there's no haggling. You know when you go to buy a car and you say, yeah, the sticker says this, and so I'd like to offer you this much. And then they go in the back and they talk to their manager and they come back out and they say, well, We're getting closer, but we say this. And you go back. I hate it, too. It's no fun. You don't have to do that tomorrow. They are going to red tag a bunch of vehicles. And what you see is what you get because it's already a killer low price. Awesome. Now, a lot of people are going to say to themselves, how do I know that this is safe and that this is like a good price?
How do I know I'm not getting taken here and how do I know and how do I know? Totally fair question because you're dealing with a car dealership and a lot of times that makes you feel nervous right from the get-go. A couple of things here. A, I had very long conversations with Brian and he knows where I stand in terms of you have to serve our P1s or you and I can't be in business together, meaning me and him. And he understands that. Yeah, because you punched him in the face. I didn't do that. After you said that. I can't take that. Sounds violent. I never did that. Oh, my bad. But then the second part of it is, is that he realizes that he's not going to be making a ton of dough on these cars, but he is really, really competitive. And he wants really, really badly.
for BMW Encinitas to be like the premier BMW place in San Diego. And so he wants to get into partnership with the Mikey show and make that be the deal. And he wants people to just bring their cars back there and he just wants to be the place. So, um, I'm real stoked about that tomorrow. I'm really excited. What do they call you? Wheels? That's right. Uh, Eddie is our producer. He's our sports guy. He is 35 years old. And he stands about six feet tall. And he loves sports. He loves everything about sports. And he has a very interesting dynamic with Chantel. That's right. It's what you call a love-hate, you know? Yes, perfect. There's a little bit of both mixed in there. Or the latter. Okay. That's not true. And you see what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? It's not true. What just happened? What, Chantel? What? What did Boston Rob's? I just said more of the latter, and I said that's true. When it's Battle of the Sexist time, game on. Yeah. All right. That's true. Things show friends. Hey, let's all calm down. That's right. Sky is back, and Savannah is gone. Oh, thank goodness. Yes, yes. I had straight hair to show Chantel, but it had already been a couple days, so I had to wash it last night.
Sorry, girl. No more professionally straightened hair. Back to naturally curly Skye. And she is our news girl. She's 30. Let's see. Sean is our sound effects guy. He's 38. Johnny. That's right. He lives in San Jose, works in San Francisco. He's in a high rise right now in San Francisco. And we see him on a camera. You can see that he makes funny faces to the camera. He likes to do that, yeah. He's a fan of that. Yeah, doesn't he? Let's see. Ashley is our assistant producer. What? She's got on a denim jacket today. Blonde hair, sweet girl, and does a pretty funny imitation of her mom. Thank you. You want to give us a hi, Sarah? Well, can I do my new favorite one that my mom does? Sure. Location, location, location.
What does that mean? Why does she say location? Well, yeah. Like, what? Yeah. My mom gives me, like, advice all the time. And it sticks with me. And one thing she has told me forever is if you ever buy a place, it's all about location, location, location. Because you want to be... You want to be close to the freeway. It's all about the location of the place. No, you do not. You do not. Well, I mean, you want to be, the access to the freeway needs to be nearby, but you want to be like in a safe neighborhood. You want to be in a place where you trust your neighbors, where maybe you're close to places you like. Near the bridge. There she is. It's all about location. Location, location, location. I can't even have a baby with you. Thank you, Tony. Boston Rob. Look at this guy. 25 years old, Boston, tattooed across his neck. He's going to be beginning a new web.
Yes, talk about it. No, don't talk about it. Called Words of Wisdom with Boston Rob. That's right. It's going to be great. So what you'll do is you'll go to MikeyShow.com and you'll see a section there, a new section pretty soon. It's coming soon. And it's going to be called Words of Wisdom with Boston Rob. And what it is is just Rob giving you different scenarios that you may run into in life. And he'll just give you his wisdom on it. Great. You know, and how... Been through a lot. Yeah, sure. Awesome! He'll give you his wisdom on how you can face different challenges that you may be having in your life. Like cellmates and... You know, whatever. Whatever. I mean, that's obviously from Boston Rob's perspective. Yeah. And keep in mind, he does have the word Boston tattooed on his throat. That tells me a lot. Tells you an awful lot, doesn't it? And then there is Roosevelt Zethian Oates III.
Junior, Esquire, MD, Rosie. He is 23, and he is very, very tall. Wow. He has tattoos all over his arms, but he's very sensitive. Oh, that's so cute. That's right. He wants to be a fighter. And yes, he does. Yes, he does. And Rob pointed out yesterday that, boy, that... that Zeth does like to nap, and that's usually not that conducive with being a fighter or a boxer, you know, napping. Unless you're a sleep fighter. Unless you're a sleep fighter, yeah. But I do have an announcement to make concerning Zeth. Oh, no. Ladies and gentlemen, the commissioners of the Clear Channel Fantasy Football League have reinstated Zethian Oates. He applied for reinstatement. Oh, Eddie looks very concerned. I don't know that there was a vote on that. He applied for reinstatement. Okay, okay. Who did he apply for reinstatement with? I'll tell you. I just find this interesting. He applied for reinstatement with B-Dub and Microsoft. That's not the league. And Brian, so...
But aren't they the commissioners? We said we were going to take a vote. The entire league was going to take a vote on whether or not we allow this guy back. You need to take that up with your commissioner. I would like to appeal this decision. You're going to appeal the decision? Yeah, I feel that it's unwarranted and that we weren't represented. I feel like the union needs to get involved in this. Well, listen, I mean, that's Eddie's right. I mean, he is in the Clear Channel Fantasy Football League. And it is his right to appeal this decision. This is an outrage. That's right. So it is. So he is, now I don't know. I don't know whether or not as an owner he is for or against Zeth's reinstatement. I don't know. Yeah, I haven't said one way or the other. He hasn't said one way or the other. I would like my voice heard. Because I assumed that you were against it by your outrage. Well, you know, you can't just go around making assumptions. I mean, we don't know. But he said he was outraged. I think that what he was outraged about was that the commissioners would make a decision without first consulting with the ownership. When did outrage become a negative word?
Like, I'm so outraged today. Like, a big smile on your face. Yeah, that's not working wrong. No, no. Run with it. You're part of the problem. You don't need to talk on his team. You're my part of the problem. You ruined the team last year. The whole year long. I just held him down. I was like, Zeth, I'm going to silently ruin this team. I'm going to do nothing and mess with your head. Yeah, because it was Rob and Zeth's team. Keith is over to die. Rob didn't do anything. I gave up. I said, hey, give me Tom Brady. But that was right after the draft. It was boring to me. Idiot. Wow. Can you believe it? That just made me hurt, sad, and fearful. You would not be allowed back in. You have a lifetime ban. You're the Pete Rose of the league. That's true, man. You are the Pete Rose of the league. Did he just say a couple Washingtons would change someone's mind? I'm not talking about the bill form. He meant Isaiah Washington.
570-1053 is our phone number, and you can call us. It's open phones. You can talk about whatever you want. Hey, P1 Greg. Hi, Mikey. Greg, what's a P1? P1 is somebody who turns down the radio, gets right to the point, listens exclusively to the Mikey Show. Perfect, dude. What's going on? Well, Mikey, first thing this morning, I woke up by my roommate to help him push his car up a hill because he let it run out of gas. I already apologized, Gabe. He let his car run out of gas? Yeah, he let it get so low that when he parked it downhill, all the gas went to the forward of the tank so he couldn't start it. That's not enough gas in your car. That's the deal. I do that. You do, Sky? Yeah. You don't fill up your own gas anyway. I do occasionally. When was the last time? Earlier this week. 76. It was. I went to the Vons gas station. How come that happens? And saved 10 cents off of every gallon. So, face. How come that happens? How come you don't have the boo on it? I don't know. He's had a lot of projects going on. And, you know, I was on my way home from work passing the gas station anyway. But, yeah, I'll let my tank get so low that I have to park my car a specific way in the parking lot so it'll start.
Oh, wow. That's low. So, okay, Greg, so what's the deal? So I'd just like to plead with San Diego to stop doing that because Bonnevilles are heavy, especially first thing in the morning. So you don't want to just plead with your roommate. You want to plead with the entire county. Yeah, because I know somebody else is going to make me do it, too. I already told my roommate to knock it off, but somebody else is going to do it. Yeah, that's true. Well, there you go, man. I appreciate the phone call. Thank you. Thanks. P1 Mitch, what's up? Hey, what's going on? Not too much. This is P1 Mitchie. Mitchie. Mitchie, what can I do for you? Oh, man, I just had my tool stolen this morning. I just want the people, if they listen to the radio, to know that that's messed up. People shouldn't be taking people's way of making money, their livelihood. What are we talking here? How many tools did you have and what was it? Oh, I had all my tools for doing tile, grinder, wet saw, compressor. Where was it? It was in the back of my truck. I was not in the back of my truck, in the cabin of my truck. I move everything to the cabin of my truck at night and people just take it. And where did you park it? I live in downtown San Diego. I park in my parking spot. Right in front of my house. Did they bust the window out?
Oh, they picked the lock. Oh, my gosh. They picked the lock. Yeah. That's terrible, man. That is so awful. Yeah. Horrible. I mean, you can't expect a guy to, like, be hauling all that stuff. You know, you'd think that if you put it in the cab of your car, you know, that you'd be... It's to the point where you almost have to, like, put a blanket over it to try to hide it from scoundrels. Or have one of those, like, toolboxes in the back of your truck. Yeah. Yeah, but if they could pick the lock on this guy's car door. That's just, it's awful, man. It's just awful. That's the worst with something like that. Because, I mean, getting anything stolen sucks. But, like, say it's your TV. Okay, I'm out of TV. But if it's your tools that you use to make a living. Well, it means, hey, listen. It's like, come on, man. Right? Listen, I don't know how right this is to say. But I have to tell you because it bums me out for this guy. If you are a thief, it means that you don't have enough to offer the world to be able to do something that could make money. So you have to live off other people because you've got to live off their hard work. And it isn't a laziness factor. You're a loser. You can't do something.
Get a job. Learn something so you don't have to steal from others. That's terrible. That's terrible, terrible, terrible. Terrible. I'm sorry, dude. I wish you... I just want everybody out there to watch their stuff, dude. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that sucks. I'm sorry to hear that, man. Yep. All right, brother. All right. I hope that didn't bring the room down too much. P1 Lucas. Lucas, are you there? Is line three messed up or is it just a... The phone call just... It's here and there. The line's messed up, yeah. Well, let's not worry about that. Okay. We might as well not. It won't change anything if we do worry about it. 5701053 is the phone number. 35253 is the text number. So give us a call or give us a text and we'd love to hear what you're up to. We got the gas monkey out at 9 a.m. in the La Jolla area.
So hopefully you will get out there if you've got a sticker on your car and get a gas card. Got Battle of the Sex is coming up. Don't want you to forget, go to MikeyShow.com right now and vote for what you want Eddie and B-Rob to be doing in their next Olympic challenge. They're going to be doing stuff from the Olympics. And so we're taking a web poll of what events you want to see them do. Arm wrestling. Yeah. A one meter dash. We also got a very, very interesting email about a overbearing mother-in-law. Can you relate? So we will be reading that to you. We're going to do the Movie Word Association game today. YouTube clip of the day. It's going to be cool. Dane Cook in the Stand Up Spotlight. talk to you and you're not expecting anyone to even communicate with you so when they tap you you're like what yes what can i do for you but you don't know you don't realize that you need to cry all the weight of the world is on your shoulders maybe family issues maybe something to do with your relationship whatever it is you're heavy but you're walking around that job and sometimes you don't cry but you do like those pre-cry breaths you're talking to somebody you're like well i don't think the coffee machine's working because it's
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Now back to the Mikey show featuring Mikey. I consider myself a pretty quick guy with a pretty large degree of intelligence, but I messed a lot of it up. Eddie. I hate killer whales. Sky. I purchased a goat through a charity, which will be delivered to a needy family in the third world. Sean. Don't make me laugh with your insults. Boston Rob. Am I just an idiot? And Ashley. I use a lot of toilet paper. The Mikey Show's on. Request for. It is 640. Donald Trump has announced that he's saving Ed McMahon's home from foreclosure. Nastia, I think is how you pronounce her name. Nastia Lukin defeats her teammate Shawn Johnson for the gold in the women's gymnastic all-around for the United States. Well, there you go. Loves, loves, loves. We're enjoying it. He's trying to get her into it, and it's a hard thing to get her into it.
I'm learning to like the dancing, but I cannot take the singing. There you go. Oh, you just missed the kick. Oh, there it is. That is. Oh, whoa. He's mixing a little pop and lock in there. Old school. Old school right there. P1 Jerry, what's up, man? Hey, I'm referring to a tile guy. I used to do tile work until about two weeks ago, and I'm doing some demolition work right now. So I won't be needing any of my tools for about another month. So if this guy wants to borrow anything, I got everything. I got lead saw, snap cutters. Wow. Wow, man. That is an incredible offer. That is an incredible offer. Well, let's do this. Let's have that guy call back. And Zeth, I'm going to leave it up to you to kind of make sure that's the same dude. Okay? Right. Okay. But you could probably find that guy. But, dude, that's a really nice offer. Your name is Jerry? Yeah. Jerry, that's really cool, man. Dude, that's so awesome. It's a very nice thing for you to do. I know the power business is crazy hard right now, so it's hard enough with tools, let alone, you know, without other guys. Yeah. Okay, man. I'm going to put you on hold, and we'll get the guy dialed in, all right? Great. Perfect. And if that dude is listening that got his tools stolen, call back, and Seth will try to figure out and make sure that you're the same guy, and we'll get you all dialed in. P1 Ricky. Yes.
What's going on? I used to be a kleptomaniac, actually. And I disagree with the statement that everybody who steals doesn't have anything to offer society. I believe that some people actually have a problem and they need to seek out help for it. And there is help out there for people that feel like they don't have any other option. Wow, man. I didn't even think about the fact that somebody may have a problem and that it may be like a... like a psychological malady is that what you're saying like it turned out to be a a psychological thing where you kind of couldn't help yourself absolutely mikey i used to walk into like anywhere even my friends' houses and i would look around and i would just i would size up a room and i still have problems with it sometimes i'll look around and i'm really lucky that my wife is so understanding and so caring about me because like i look at her and like she sees me, like, looking at a room, and she'll just, like, hold my hand or pat me a little bit, and it helps out immensely. But I just, I don't know what it is. Ever since I was a kid, I wanted nicer things than I had. I started out with things as small as, like, lollipops from grocery stores and stuff like that. Well, let's, just for a second, just for a second, Ricky, I'm going to pause just for a minute and walk through this. I think all of us,
Just built in. I think all of us probably want nicer stuff. I mean, I don't know that how I don't know that there's a person that doesn't think that nicer stuff is nice. Now, I don't know anything about kleptomania. Yeah, like I think that the need for them to have nicer stuff and to take other people's stuff is like almost comparable to like our need to breathe. You know what I mean? Like they don't feel fulfilled or like they're right or they're whole unless they're taking. Like you said, it's totally psychological. Yeah. Now, and you said that you seeked help for it? Yes. My wife and I got a counselor and her name was Beverly and she helped me through a lot of the... the issues that I have with it and, um, like just how to deal with it. Now, I guess here's the deal. And I hope that you can understand this, Ricky. Uh, as you know, I'm a recovering alcoholic and, uh, and you may or may not know that, but I talk about it, uh, at the end of the show on Fridays, I give my testimony and I talk about how, you know, Christ transformed my life. And, um, and I had an issue with alcohol.
And I think that it's probably important for you to know and to understand that people are probably going to have a hard time being sympathetic and or compassionate towards your malady. And the reason that it may be hard for them is because your particular malady is a crime. And so let's now I'm going to use a crime that is much worse. But let's say that that it's rape. A rapist may have a malady as well where they are driven to commit sexual assault. But you see, in doing so, they are making someone a victim. And in your malady.
You are making someone a victim. And so I apologized for what I said. And there was something about it when I said it. I knew it was wrong. Like I shouldn't be calling anybody a loser. And I shouldn't be, you know, and what I'm just acting out of anger. Hurt my feelings for that guy when I heard that his stuff was gone. He was me. I was listening to a victim. And I was hearing a victim at the time. And I felt a lot of compassion for him. But as a human being, I got compassion for you, too. And I'm glad that you got help. And I hope you continue to get help. And I hope that within that, that you can also see how people would be like, man, brother, it's tough because you're victimizing people. Yeah. I do understand that. Yeah, I get it. All right, dude. Hey, thanks a lot, Mikey. All right, bro. We'll see you. I hope that other dude calls back. Do you guys remember what his name? I don't remember what his name was. I remember. You do? What was it? I don't want to say it. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. Well, I hope he calls back because we got a guy on hold that is willing to help you and loan you some tools, which is, man, that's nice, man. It's awesome, man. It's amazing. Hey, Mikey, just wanted to wish Sky a Hamtastic Day. That's P1 Dizzle. Oh, boy. Out of nowhere. Mikey, if they had Tomato Olympics, you would for sure watch tonight. That's so true.
You'd be competing. Yeah, wouldn't I be there? If it was the Tomato Olympics, wouldn't I be there to try to grow them? I don't necessarily enjoy eating them. I just like to grow them. Dude, I would like some. Are you big on tomatoes? I love tomatoes. I will definitely bring you some. My wife's friend Jamie's in town and she was all about them last night. Mikey, P1 Chef Dave would like to bring you some bacon and placenta for breakfast. And I wonder if he got that word wrong. Maybe he got it. Maybe he meant. Maybe he meant. No. Maybe he meant pancetta. Maybe. I'm going to think he meant pancetta. Mikey, so my boyfriend's ex is coming into town today and they're going out tonight with friends. He does not want me to come. What? Oh, my God. What should I do? Sign P1 Jen. Get a movie and stay in. Oh, Rob. Be a good girlfriend. Oh, that's terrible, Rob. Shut your filthy mouth. Chantal physically moved a step away from him on that one. Girls night? Jen, what you should do is call 570-1053. Call us right now. And I will walk you through this. That is...
They're one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard in my life. But I do want to get some more information. I feel like I don't know enough. I know enough. I do. I know enough. But I want some more details here. I want some more details. I'm waiting for the bad part. Oh, no. I'm sure. Mikey loved the show. My boy is seven months old and started teething. What did you do to help Jake? That's P1Wow. I'll tell you what. You go get the magic pills. They're called Highlands, and they're the magic pills. They're at anywhere, CVS, Longs, whatever. No, they are homeopathic. My mom used to put bourbon on our gums. My mom used to put bourbon on our gums, Jack Daniels.
It's tasty. Yeah, it's really delicious, apparently. It's a lot for you. Yes, it sure worked out for me. It sure worked out. He started you off on the right foot, apparently. That's right. Skye, do you know what homeopathic means? As far as I know, it just means, like, natural. No, it's different than that. Yeah, I think it's, you know, it's all natural. It has, like, no, you know, synthetic, like, chemical substance. You're gay! Yeah, it's real natural. You know how I know you're gay? Well, I don't know, because I've heard some people say that they believe homeopathic stuff works just due to the placebo effect. I am not gay. I never have been gay. But how would that apply to babies? An infant doesn't know what it's getting. Yeah, right? But they're these little, they look like little, tiny little aspirins. And you put a couple of them under their tongue. And let me tell you something, man. You talk about a mood changer. They go from being hateful little creatures to, you know, figuring it out, as they say. Hey, Jen called in. The girl that wrote the text. Jen, are you there? Yes, I am. How are you? Good, how are you? I'm good. Now, so you say your boyfriend's ex is coming into town today. How long have they been broken up? It's been quite a few years because him and I have...
been together probably for about five, six years now. You've been together for five or six years. But they still talk. She moved to the East Coast. I'm not going to say what state. Okay. Yes, that would give away way too much information. Okay, now let me, I'm going to ask some questions here. Okay. When you say that, okay, so this is your boyfriend. Yes. And you've been. We have kids together. Okay. It's your boyfriend, but you have kids together. Baby's daddy. Baby's daddy. And his ex and he have been broken up for six years. Yes. And she's coming into town. Yes. How do you know that? I heard it from my daughters. Oh, boy. Oh, okay. Oh, no. Oh, no. Okay. Now. Oh, no. boyfriend not tell you? Because, I mean, before you answer, because I'm going to read the text just as it says. So my boyfriend's ex is coming into town today and they are going out tonight with friends. He does not want me to come. What should I do? Now, I'm already asking myself, because the last question is, what should I do? And you're stating to me that he didn't even tell you this, that your daughters told you this.
which I did confront him about, and he said, yes, she's coming into town. Okay, so you're already, I'm assuming, concerned that he didn't even tell you. Exactly. Your daughters did. Exactly. And why does he say that he does not want you to come? He's just afraid that I could possibly stir up some drama, which, you know, we've moved on, you know, since then, but it's just the whole fact. No, wait, wait, wait. No, you haven't moved on. If he's going to be hanging out with an ex, he hasn't moved on. And it takes two to be we. I understand that. So we haven't moved on. We still are hanging out with the ex. Yes. So we haven't moved on. Yes, you're correct. So he should not be hanging out with the ex. I totally agree. And if he doesn't want you to go.
That's not good. Yeah, that's extra not good. Now, a couple of things. If he believes that you will cause drama and that's warranted, that's a problem. If he doesn't want you to go because he wants to be behaving in a way that he doesn't want you to see, that's a problem. Exactly. But either way, it's a problem. It's a problem. And there is issues. Issues. There's some issues. Eddie. I am, like, totally. It blows you away, right? It really does, man. Like, I don't even understand why you're at this point. Like, why this is even a thing. That is correct. How do you not handle your business, you know? I don't, I mean, I'm blown away by this whole thing. And, you know, I found out, I've been dealing with this all this whole week because I found out last weekend that she was coming into town. Did the kids over, did the kids, the daughters, did they, do you guys live together? Yes. And did the daughters, like, overhear this? No, he told them. Oh, he told them. That's not weird. What exactly did he tell them? And how old are they? Mommy number two is coming? Yes. And I'm not going to say her name, you know, just to protect the, you know, the innocent, you know. But, you know, so-and-so mommy is coming into town.
Wait, so-and-so mommy? So-and-so mommy? No, to me, the girl, my daughter is telling me that. Oh, right, right, right. So it'll be like, Jennifer, mommy's coming into town. Right. You know, I believe that this is, it's right on the edge of unfaithfulness. Oh, I totally agree. I can't completely call it being unfaithful. But it is. It's on the verge. It's shady. It's super shady. On a scale of 1 to 10, it's like a 9. Oh, yeah. Sky. I was talking to him about it last night, and I said, you know, if it was any other, like, quote-unquote, girlfriend. Uh-uh. No, no, no, no. No, that's wrong. No, no, no. That's wrong. Let me finish. Let me finish. I would have no problem with them, you know, went out to lunch or whatever, but because they're going to this... Wrong. No, see, that's... Jen, no, that's... No, no. Wait, do you mean girl that's a friend or do you mean girlfriend? No, it would be like you going out to lunch or whatever with Mikey. With Mikey. Okay, so you're saying... Oh. That's totally different than what we're discussing. Friend that's a girl. But because they have had relations, no, that's unacceptable.
Right. Well, so I have a question. What's up? Oh, my gosh. Okay, so when you found out from the kids, from the girls, and then you confronted him, what was the deal? Was he planning on just, like, not telling you and deceiving you and doing this behind your back? Or was he, did he claim that he was going to eventually tell you but not invite you? No, he wasn't going to tell me at all. Okay. All right. That was his attitude. Okay. Well. Very bad relationship. Very dysfunctional. I totally agree. I'm, you know, I'm almost like tempted to just say later. Tempted? She's tempted. What would it take? You got to look at that word, tempted. She's tempted to. I know, I am. Trust me, it's been eating me alive ever since, you know, even the thought last night when I was talking to him about it that, you know, oh my gosh, she's coming in tomorrow. Let me explain something to you.
Sometimes when people are caught up in something that's so crazy, they can't see how crazy it is. And so when I just said, when I just shined a light on the word tempted, you didn't even really get why I was shining it on the word tempted. You just went, yep, I sure am. Where the reason I even said, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, hang on. The reason that I even said the word tempted was because of how crazy it is that you used it. We're like, oh, yeah, I certainly am. I'm really emotional right now. I mean, I just I just have all these, you know, different feelings going through my head and so on and so forth. And I don't like feeling this way. You know, I'm very confident with myself. Let me ask you a couple of questions. Let me ask you a couple of questions. OK. Besides this, and you have to be really honest. OK. OK. Let's take this situation out of it. Daughters didn't tell you this. Do you have a history of smooth sailing with this man? Pretty much. No, you don't. No one in this room believes that. No, no, no. Well, see, that's the deal. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, pause, hang on, pause. Hang on, pause. That's why I say I want you to be really honest. But sometimes when stuff gets so gnarly, you don't even know what that means anymore.
That word doesn't even, honest, it doesn't even mean anymore. Because you've been lying to yourself for so long that you don't know what honest actually means. So I'm going to try it again, but it may get the same result. If you take your daughters out of it and what they told you about this ex coming into town, has it been smooth sailing with this guy? No. That is an honest answer. I appreciate that. I appreciate that too. So what you have to ask yourself is, well, what kinds of things were the storms? When it wasn't smooth sailing, what made the waters choppy? And how big are those choppy waves? And do I deserve better? Do I deserve to be lied to, to be betrayed, to be treated like this? And you should want better for yourself. And your daughters. And your daughters.
Now, have people, Jen, let me ask you, what we just said right now, have you heard that before? Yes. And recently, too. There you go. So, hey, listen, it is going to be easy. It ain't easy. It ain't easy. Nothing worth doing is. It ain't easy. What did Ashley just say? Nothing worth doing is easy. Yeah, I know. There you go. I wish you the best. We got a big show for you. Oh, no. It's going to be heating up in here next. Eddie just high-fived Chantel. That's the love part of the love hate. That's it. It's over. It's the last you're going to get of it, Chantel. Coming up next, we're going to do the battle of the sexes. So, the gloves come off. Got so much other stuff for you today, too. Hey, I'm going to AM, PM. What do you want? I'll take two hot dogs, beef jerky, four bags of Doritos, a disposable camera, chewing gum, and a newspaper. Isn't that a bit much? A bit much? A bit much like the swimsuit edition? Oh, do you mean a bit much like a private jet in a vacation home in Maui? I think a bit much sounds pretty good. You're right. Let's make it a lot much. All right. I was just asking. You can never have too much good stuff. AM, PM. Too much good stuff.
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I have a claim to be a genius. And Ashley. I can't even imagine my life without water. The Mikey Show's on Rock 105.3. This is called Bebot. It makes me think that having a hit song is easy. You just make sounds that sound, you know, contagious. Filipino. Filipino. Filipino. The music that Brandon Vera comes out to. Is it really? Yep. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. What do they call that, Chantal? What is that? That's the sprinkler. That's the sprinkler that Eddie was doing? Welcome back. It is 7-16. A car disguised as an SDG&E work vehicle packed with weed couldn't fool the Border Patrol. Dang it. Pogu snapped the Brewers' eight-game win streak. Jake Peavy beats Ben Sheets 3-2. Nice. I have to adjust the Adderall. Daddy needs to adjust the Adderall. Well, I'm seeing one area in particular.
And that is email. That's one area in particular. What do you mean? I got 15 of them right now. And I got to focus on getting to those. And I'm putting it off. That's a sign when you're putting stuff off. Oh, I see. You don't want to get to it. Like Ash will let her mail pile up. Ash will let her mail at home pile up. Big time. Well, this is the same thing. It's just email. But it's the same concept. I'm letting stuff pile up. Man, I need some of that stuff. That's true. That is true. Like 700 of them. Yes. That is correct. Battle of the sexes, right? Oh, it's great. Guys get asked girl questions. Girls get asked guy questions. Last week? What happened last week? I don't know. What happened? Remember Sky told Ashley not to answer, and then Sky answered, and she got it wrong. I was close, though. You're telling Ashley to not answer. I was really close, though. She got it wrong. Hold the boat. So quick recap. We just did recap. Ashley didn't get it wrong.
And who always gets yelled at. She's never once been yelled at. Probably knew it. And who messed it up? She gets screamed at by Chantel and Sky's eyes. Physically abused. She is silently abused. They put her in like a dog carrier. I love her. That's right. They put her in a little plastic, like a beige plastic kennel. No food or water. Sorry for you. Stop answering. I asked for it. a muzzle on her. That's right. We're a team. You can't break us up. There's a lot of dissension in that girls team. They're terrible. We're the best. We love each other very much. They seem into it today. Maybe they'll actually get one right. Team Sass is the girls. Team Awesome is the boys. And they get asked guy questions. The girls get asked guy questions. Guys get asked girl questions. Do we need to even flip the coin? Do we need to go through that? They can do whatever they want. So, ladies, what do you want to do? You want to start or you want to pass it to the guys? We'll pass it to the guys. All right. That's fine. Maybe this will work out for you this time. All right, Eddie. Will you stop it? You're a team captain. Decide. We're going with our new leadoff hitter. Yep. His name is Boston Rob. Okay. Oh, that idea. Flexing his muscles. That idea for you guys. Yes. To the gun show. All right, Rob. Unless it's a boob question. That's right. I'm very good at boob questions. I love this question, by the way. You ready, Rob? Uh-huh.
Name two of the three Jonas brothers. Rob just got so irritated. Rob just got so irritated. Chantel's little sister knows the answer. That's right, Sierra knows. Oh, my lord. Oh, do not tell him. You're on Team Sass, Sierra. Okay, Sky, let's work through this. Why does he always do this? He wants to work through it with you. What are we thinking? Sneezy, Mickey, Dopey, Doc. Eyebrows. Eyebrows. Eyebrows. Oh, Jonas. There's three of them. You got to name two. See, Joe is a common name, but I doubt it's Joe Jonas. Herman. Herman. Zeth. What's up?
Seth Jonas. That's a terrible name. But then again, they're probably like their parents are real trendy. Yeah. Something. So one of their names is probably like Apple. All right, Mike. Barack. Thing one and thing two. I'm going to go Davey and Mickey. I like that. I think that's right. No, that's not right. You were right. The first time Joe is one of them. They named him Joe Jonas? You did. No. Kevin? Well, Sierra, you tell us. Yell him out. That is correct. Sierra, so how great is the new single? Do we get the point? Sierra, do you like the new single? What's it called? Burning Up. How great is it? You like that?
She's not a big fan of the Jonas Brothers. You're not a big Jonas Brothers? You're not big in it? You've upset Ashley in there. Ashley loves me. Ashley's very upset. Ashley loves me. Hey, look at your earmuffs. Stop it, Alex. You're fine. Please, please, Alex. My goodness. Fight. That's right. Here it is. Ashley. This song induces seizures? Yes, it does. Apparently. I thought, like, Ashley stopped flashing lights or something. She gets behind the wheel every day. That's scary. It is scary. That's really scary. All right, Team Sass. Team Sass' captain is Chantel. Chantel, who are you going to choose to lead off? Will it be you, Ashley, or Skye? It's going to be Skye. All right. She's the best. Can you, Eddie, okay? If only you had picked you, Chantel, it would have gone around and it would have been perfect. Like, right question for you would have been the right question for her. It's just perfect, Skye.
Chantel did the right thing. Yeah, Chantel did the right thing. You did. Chantel always says the right thing. That's right. So, Skye, what NFL team... No, she's fine. Okay, we're okay. You're fine. Everyone's okay. She'll be fine. It'll work out just perfectly. She'll be fine. Don't even worry about it. All right. So, Skye, what NFL team in the late 80s led their quarterback, Jim... Oh, she just threw her hands up like, Mike... Like the late 80s? Listen to the question. Really? Because I was a huge football fan back then. You were alive. You were alive. You were alive. You may have heard this as a reference sometime on the Mikey Show or something like that. For sure. So, Sky, what NFL team in the late 80s, led by their quarterback Jim McMahon, performed a song called the Super Bowl Shuffle? That's a great question. Never heard of it. I love it. Sky is smiling. What's the quarterback's name again? Jim McMahon. Right.
She's like, doesn't he own the WWE? Isn't his home being foreclosed on right now? He was on with Johnny Carson, right? Yes. What NFL team in the late 80s led by their quarterback Jim McMahon performed a song called the Super Bowl Shuffle? The, I don't know, the Cowboys. The Falcons. So close. Keep going. So close. The Packers. No. The Dolphins. No. Getting closer, though. The Niners. No. The Raiders. No. Chargers. No. Even closer. The Broncos. No. I'm running out of teams, everybody. You only got like 20 more to go. It was the Chicago Bears. Oh, yeah. Okay. I bet if you saw this.
If you saw this, didn't we once interview William, the Refrigerator Perry? Yes, we did. And it was so goofy looking, Sky. They were all wearing their uniforms. I remember Super Bowl shuffle. That rings a bell, but that's about as far as I know. It was this awful video where they're all wearing sunglasses and their uniforms. They're rapping badly. We watched that in the office the other week. Yeah, yeah. And we did. And we did. Well, it is nothing to nothing. It's nothing to nothing. It's tied. It's tied. Everybody's fine. Sean is up. Oh, biggity boy. Sean. Ashley's trying to psych you out. That was rude. Sean. Your question is, what is the name of Oprah's production company? What is the name Oprah's production company? company. Sean just exhaled, like, sighing. This guy's pissed, which means Sean knows it. He knows it for sure. What do humans breathe? Ashley, do you know the answer to this? Everyone knows the answer to this? How does everyone know the answer to this? Because it's ridiculous if you don't.
Take your time, Sean. Be sure you're correct. Sean just gave that shrug like, okay, but I don't know. He's done this before and he knows the answer. It was a miracle that he pulled it out. In fact, more times than not now, he does this and he doesn't know the answer. In fact, the last few times he's done this. That's true. But he don't know the answer. He gets it wrong. Great. There's nothing wrong with taking your time and making sure you have the right answer. Yeah, he's just trying to go through. Work it through in your head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's nothing wrong with that. But if you already know the answer. Yeah, just say it. Can I have the question one second? Yes, you can. You're killing. It's not brain surgery, Sean. This is fine. Oprah. Sean, what's the name of Oprah's production company? He's got his hands up to his face like, okay, fine. He ain't a brat.
He's just resting his chin in the palm of his hand like, whatever. You guys want to act like that? Like you think you know me so well. Now would be the time to answer. Oh, gosh. Shut up. Sean. The only thing I can think of is King World. Oh. Wow. That is incorrect, Sean. Are you serious? This guy is looking at Sean right now like. He really didn't know. Like he's an alien. Like he's an alien. Oprah's production company is actually Oprah spelled backwards. It's Harpo. Oh, Sean just crinkled his face. Sean, you really didn't know that. That's idiotic. He did not know. He did not know. He did not know. He did not know. Next up is Ashley. Ashley.
It's nothing and nothing. It's nothing and nothing. Wait a minute. No, it isn't. It's not Ashley. It's Chantel's up, right? Whatever. It's Chantel. It's Chantel's turn. Okay, whatever. Chantel. Chantel. What was the first name of Johnny Depp's character in the movie Blow? Oh, man. What was his name? That's a great question. What was the name of Johnny Depp's character in Blow? I don't know that. Or maybe watch it the first time. Well, watch it. And then watch it again. I think I've seen this movie. No, the answer. Captain Jack Sparrow. No, that's a different movie. Different Johnny Depp movie. Edward Scissorhands. No, that's not it. Infants is on I think I saw the movie. Your sister can help you? She's 11. She hasn't seen that movie.
Not PG-13. She knew the last one. Chantel's thinking. You're taking forever. Whoa. Let me work through this. But remember, Eddie? Boston Rob is tapping his imaginary watch. But Eddie just said a second ago that people can take as long as they'd like. As long as they'd like. Man. We have things to do. We're going to be here all day. Bye. Mike, remember? Impartial. Remember? I'm being impartial. No, you're not. I'm being impartial. I have a Chargers broadcast tomorrow. Let's go. Can I think? She's thinking about it. Chantel, the first name of Johnny Depp's character in the movie, blow. Let's talk about this. Oh, wow. Mickey Mouse. That's my final answer. Final answer? No. I'm going to take this. Johnny Cocaine. Because I don't know.
Oh, yeah. Isn't that what he did in the movie? And they made a lot of money. Oh, that's the name of the movie. Well, it has to be like a hard name. Can we get this moving? Nails. Kimbo. Kimbo. I need an answer from you here, Chateau. Donnie. No. That's incorrect. That's a tough question. His name was George. No, it wasn't. George is not a tough name. It's not. It's true. It depends. George St. Pierre, hello. Boston Robb. Those things just start tough. Why don't you insult the name? Curious George. He was Boston St. Robb. All right. Team Awesome. Eddie, you're up. Eddie is up. He's got his hands up and put us on the board. Come on, dude.
That's a good one. Eddie. What's up, Mike? On the show, the Gilmore Girls. Oh. Eddie almost mouthed. I would like to switch spots with Sean. Eddie almost mouthed something. Remember, little eyes. Little eyes. Little eyes in the room. Eddie, on the show, Gilmore Girls, what was the name of Lorelei Gilmore's daughter? Oh. Eddie is thinking. He's looking at the ceiling. He's tossing this one over in his mind. I read Entertainment Weekly. I know this information. Wait, wait, wait. Eddie, it's multiple choice. What? What takes 10 minutes to say that? Shouldn't that have been said at the beginning? You wait until he starts out. Get up, Chatelle. You are not doing a great job right now. I didn't know that there was a time limit on saying it's multiple choice. Oh, come on. I didn't give an answer. You were about to. He doesn't need.
the multiple choice. I didn't cheat. You're a cheater. It is multiple choice. You're horrible right now. Eddie on the show, Gilmore Girls. I love her. What was the name of Lorelai Gilmore's daughter? Was it A, Rory? Was it B, Blake? Or was it C, Morgan? I should have told you I don't need the multiple choice. I already knew the answer. I mean, it's clear to everybody in the room how smart I am. Because you know the Gilmore Girls? Yeah, exactly. Because he reads. I know how to read. I know how to read, too. I read that periodical as well. I hear you. Back above my bureau. I'm going to say it's A, Mike. That is correct, Eddie. It is Rory. It is Rory. There's no need to bow. Right? Come on, Ash. Ashley. That's your anchor right there. Ash. So mean. Ashley. Like that's a good thing. Like in tug of war when you're the anchor. In tug of war. That's what you were referring to. Because when most people hear the word anchor, they think tug of war. No, Eddie, you meant time of war. No, what? All right, here we go. Ashley is emotionless. She is emotionless right now. I don't get any of that.
Ash, here is your question. You ready? Come on, kiddo. Did you call me an anchor because I'm fat? No, wait a second. He didn't call you an anchor because you're fat. I don't get it. I don't get how you'd be an anchor if you're fat. Is it the first reason? Who's the quarterback for the Seahawks? There you go. Oh, look at that. Oh, Chantel is standing up. She immediately slapped the table. She's like, now she's mad. That was supposed to be my question. You messed it all up. I said if you chose it differently, it would have been different. Is it multiple choice, Mike? It is not. Can we give her multiple choice? It is not. Yeah, we can give her multiple choice. You want multiple choice? Let's give you multiple choice. Eddie, give her multiple choice. I'll send it to you. Okay. The question, Ashley, is who is the starting quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks? Now, I'm going to give you multiple choice, so you have a one out of three chance.
Of getting this correct. You got this. I know it. I'm sending it. Are you ready, Ash? Are you ready? I'm going to give you multiple choice. Is it A, Jay Cutler? Is it B, Matt Hasselbeck? Or is it C, Matt Leinart? Matt. You got this. Matt Leinart. Come on, lady. I know you know this. Matt. Come on. My initial gut said Matt Hasselbach. Your initial gut. Your initial gut. Said refried beans. Matt. She's allergic to it, though. Matt. I'm just going to stick with my gut and say Matt Hasselbach. Yay! That's what I thought it was. You are the rush! Remember B-Rob did that parable? Well done.
I don't know how I remembered it, but I did. You are awesome. Well done. You are weird how things will stay in my brain. It's crazy. How we have to give your team things. We have a tied game. We have a tied game. Yes. When we come back, we're going to go into round two. Completely tied. Be timed. We'll come back. We'll do this sucker. Got good food coming in today. Catered for our P1 listeners that are hanging out in the studio. Who's bringing in food today, Seth? Phil's Barbecue. Back after this. You sound like you're a whining little kid. This is the Mikey Show. Through Saturday, we're wheeling and dealing at Pep Boys. The guaranteed lowest price on parts, service, and tires just got even lower. Come in to any Pep Boys and get amazing buy-one-get-one free deals.
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Black 105.3. 742. Well, I'm sorry, Space Boy, but the release of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince has been pushed back eight months. Oh, no. That's bad news. Isn't Harry Potter supposed to be a child? He's a teenager. Oh, he's a teenager. Well, now he's a teenager. Now he's a teenager. He's grown. Yeah, in the book, he ages. He does. Isn't that Daniel Ratcliffe, 47 now, and he's celebrating his four-year birthday? Here you go, Rizzi. The Patriots have signed a future Hall of Famer. Joe Montana. Yes. Awesome. We needed that. Safety, John Lynch signed a one-year deal. Dude, what's going on? I thought John Lynch was coming. How many of the Chargers? No, they like Clinton Hart. They're really big on Clinton Hart. And so they decided to, the Patriots decided to sign him, which is a little different because they're going to have Rodney Harrison and John Lynch who together are 175 years old playing safety. So it's a little different. So, well, that means Clinton Hart is going to be an All-Pro this year.
You bet me. He's going to go to the Pro Bowl. Sure. He will. Yeah, he needs to. Yeah. He needs to because John Lynch is a Pro Bowler. He's younger. He's got that going for him. All right, cool. All right. During the commercial break, Chantel got a question right from Eddie. Yes, I did. He quizzed her on sports and she got the question right. That was a really tough one. I did. Her 11-year-old sister gave her the answer. Are you guys ready to get back to Battle of the Sex? Yes. All right. Team Awesome, you're up. Or is it Team Sass? No, we're up. It's Team Awesome. Yeah, all right. Boston Rob? Here we go. What is the name of Amanda Bynes' co-star? Oh, his eyes just got big. In the 2006 chick flick, She's the Man. Oh, look at that.
11-year-old Sierra knows the answer and wants to answer so badly. What is the name of Amanda Bynes' co-star in the 2006 chick flick, She's the Man? For real? That was a movie? I guess so. This is going to take a while. You saw it. I've seen that movie probably about seven times. You're gross. Every time it comes on TV. Sky should be deported. Let me tell you something. I am going to give Sky the official name of... queen of the chick flicks. Oh, thank you. I accept. Because even for chick flicks, she sees every one of them. Oh, I love them. Because there's some chick flicks that even chicks are like, oh, I want to see that. Never seen it. Heard of it. She's seen them all. Yeah, she's good. She's queen of the chick flicks. But so is Rob. I mean, Rob's queen of the chick flicks too. He's queen of the chick flicks. How old is the co-star again?
What is the name... It's not in the question, bro. What is the name of Amanda Bynes' co-star in the 2006 chick flick She's the Man? It is... Still Getty. Too soon? No, actually not too soon. It's now time. Oh, it's now the appropriate time? Yes. It's now appropriate time. It's now appropriate. Because at some point, doesn't too soon go away? I mean, it has to. Okay, the answer is Channing Tatum. So hot. Channing Tatum. What are you talking about? I don't know. I've never heard of Channing Tatum myself. Is that a male or female? He was also the lead in Step Up. He was? I thought Channing Tatum was a girl. Stop it. Just grow up, all of you. Everybody get it together. Ladies. It is Skye's turn. Don't blow it. Again. Sierra gave me a pep talk during the break. Oh, she did? Yeah, she said, get the answers right. Oh, that's cool. And eyes on the prize. There you go. Eyes on the prize. Motivational. Skye. Yes. An electric saw that uses a round spinning blade is known as what?
Isn't this what you asked for last week? Did you say you wanted some sort of tool questions? I do want tool questions. It's a no-brainer, 100%. Just go. An electric saw that uses a round spinning blade is known as what? Well, I believe there's two correct answers to this, if not more. I wouldn't know. I'm Metro. I know there's the circular saw, and there's also the table saw. And I believe they both use a round spinning blade. Don't get this wrong now. Shut up. I'm just saying. I mean, they both use, well, I guess the more logical answer would be the circular saw. You are correct, Scott. You are correct. The table saw is actually triangular. No, it's not, Eddie. It's not. It's not as a triangular saw. It's weird. Like, it cuts like a mother. That's right. The ladies are leading right now, 2-1. Team Sass is in the lead right now, 2-1. Sean, who was the winner of this season's So You Think You Can Dance? Sean has his hands over his eyes. He is shaking his head no. I do watch TV.
This is the one show I can't stand. Who was the winner of this season's So You Think You Can Dance? Best season yet. No such thing when it comes to that show. You know, Sean, it's the same show that my wife asked you at dinner if you watch, and you replied, no, I don't. I think I said, oh, hell no. And she got angry at you. She did get angry. I will say Mike. I will say Herman. No, Sean. That is incorrect. It was not Herman. Joshua. It was Joshua Allen. Joshua. It was Joshua. Darn. Team Sass. Chantel is up. Ready. Come on, girl.
I'm scared. Lock it up. Chantel, what is the name of the blue spiky-haired hedgehog that is Sega's mascot character? Sega? When was that, like 1944? Sky, Sky, Sky. I'm not saying anything. Sky knows the answer to this. Okay, read it one more. I'm going to concentrate this time. Look it. Boston Rob is putting his hands up as if to make a barrier between Skye's mind and Chantel's. Vibes. Listen to the question. Okay. You be quiet. I want a reread. What is the name of the blue, spiky-haired hedgehog that is Sega's mascot character? Look at that. Chantel's got her hand on her head. That's my favorite sonnet. They gave you the answer. It's in the question. Wait, why did they give me the answer?
Hedgehog? Gee, I wonder, like, how many other hedgehogs are there? Whoa, I had no idea. Let me tell you. You obviously had an idea. Well, it came to me. Hardest woman alive. It is three to one. It is three to one. It is three to one, ladies. I'll take a two-pointer, Mike. There are no two-pointers, Eddie. I'll go for three, then. No, you will not. Go for the win. Eddie? Go for the win. Yeah. Your question is, when it comes to hair extensions... Yeah. My answer is weave. You wouldn't have finished the question. Why? Okay. I got it right. When it comes to hair extensions, what is hair that hasn't been treated or colored called? Is this multiple choice? No, it is not. I'll say weave. That is incorrect, Eddie. It's called virgin. I know a little bit about that, man. Couple in my day. All right. Ashley, in football, if a player is listed on the roster as playing SS, what position does he play? Nazi!
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I'm your father. No, Dad, who do you want to be? Look, I wanted to be a stuntman. It didn't work out, okay? Thanks for bringing that up again. Dad, whodoyowanttobe.com. It's a cool website with this really fun online game where you can win a 42-inch flat-screen TV, Nintendo Wii, even a $5,000 shopping spree. Get a chance to win every month through December 2008. Play online today at whodoyowanttobe.com. Sponsored by the state of California. Hey, check this out. Did you know that a just-completed survey of AIS clients shows an average savings of $850 per year? Now, of course, prices vary depending on your needs, so it really pays to shop around, which is what AIS does for you. In fact, 92% of AIS clients renew year after year, which goes to show just how much money they're saving. Remember, AIS wants you as a customer for life. Hey, it's Mikey. Call AIS at 1-800-777-4AIS. Again, that's 1-800-777-4AIS.
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They just like to tease us. It's crazy how catty those girls get because they're embarrassed that Ash is, in fact, their anchor. That's P1Z. Ash, can you hear me? Ashley, what's it like always being the smartest girl in the room? It's got to be rewarding. It's got to be rewarding. Levels, Mike. You're the best. You're like the total package. You're welcome. My girl wants me to watch The Notebook. Is it a good movie? Oh, Eddie talks about it. Amazing. Eddie talks about it. Eddie cried. Mikey, would you suggest this film to P1 Gimp? If you have a heart. Please. Please watch it. Best movie ever. Eddie is... I don't remember. Did I watch this movie? We forced Eddie into a room during the show and we made him watch it during the show. You would think I would remember that. I defy you not to cry watching The Notebook.
Please. The smells in this room right now. It's outrageous. I can't handle the smells in this room right now. What's that? It smells so good in here. I can't describe it in words. Take a break. Ashley, this is the place that you told me about, right? And they heard Ashley talking about them on the air. What is it? Phil's Barbecue. Where are they? It's off Sports Arena Boulevard. It's right off the freeway. You take that left. and it's right on the left-hand side. Really easy to find. Yeah. Just take a left off the freeway. Yeah, you're there. What's the Sorcerita Boulevard exit? Well, from what I understand, from what I understand, this place has like a line around the building. Yeah. On the weekends, be prepared. The line's going to be wrapped around the building, but they've got insanely fast service. They've got this down to a T. So, I mean, even though the line looks crazy. They also have it down to a science, but sometimes they have it down. But the T, they put on the T. Sometimes they put on the T.
I'll put it on a tee, you know. They move, the line moves real quick. I mean, you're in there by like 25 minutes, 30 minutes, and it's so worth the wait. It is Phil's Barbecue. So good, dude. And yeah, they're located at 3750 Sports Arena Boulevard in San Diego. Numbers 2266333. Ooh, and so, this is a kicker. You can call in and order food to go and it's genius because you can just miss all the lines and everything. If you want to kind of stay in on a Saturday night, get a movie, order Phil's BBQ to go, go pick it up. They invented calling ahead and ordering food. This is genius. I was just going to say, Eddie, it's genius. I've never heard of this. I'm thinking about this invention. Yeah. Where I have a restaurant. Yeah. And we have a window on the side. Yeah. And you drive through with your car. Oh, well, that nobody will drive through. Really? Oh, yeah. Like a drive through or something. I don't know what I'm going to call it yet, though. I'm thinking like. People like to get out of their cars. Call it a drive me do.
Drive-me-do? Yeah. I like it. Call it a drive-me-do. No, that's it. That's a didgeridoo. That's a didgeridoo. They play those in Australia. Well said. Well, thank you very much, Fell's Barbecue. Thank you. It was very, very nice. All right, I got an email, and I want to hear from you, P1s. Here's our phone number. I'm going to give you the phone number and I'm going to give you our text number because I want input on this. Phone number is 570-1053. The text number is 35253. So I want to hear from you on this. Mikey, I'm writing because I love the show and I feel like you guys are my friends. I met all of you at the sticker strike and you're all very nice and so cool. I've been having an ongoing issue with my mother-in-law. She is not a fan of mine. I don't know. Sky hysterically began. That's creepy. Sky, can you please explain what that laughter was about? I mean, you realize we're on the radio now.
Skye. She's not laughing at their pain. She's not laughing at their pain. Skye, we're on the air. You may want to realize that. My bad. Skye, was there something you related to in here? You think? Well, it's just very, you know, the timing of this is very interesting because... I got a bunch of pictures developed yesterday, and I was telling the hubby I want to go through the house and change out some of our old pictures and put new ones in there. And he was like, yeah, change out the one from our wedding of my family, meaning his family. And back when we got married, his family wasn't the biggest fan of mine. And we took a good couple minutes just staring at that picture, looking how miserable his family looked at our wedding. And I mean, they looked like miserable. And so we were joking about it all last night and it made me laugh. So I relate, Mike. There you go. There you go. This email goes on to say, I have never been anything but nice to this woman, but because I took her son away from her, she.
hates me. She butts in on our lives constantly and has created several issues for me and my husband. She will show up unannounced and tell me how bad I am at taking care of my husband. She probably deserved it. I don't know. You're saying that the mother deserved it or the daughter deserved it? Well, the wife. Oh, the wife. Yeah, I mean, if you're not, you've got to take good care of your man. I don't know. Well, if you don't know, then why are you saying it? I don't think he's joking. I don't know. It says it is awful. Poor thing. I have spoken to my husband several times about this, and he doesn't see the problem.
He loves his mother and refuses to take sides. I need help. I don't know what to do. Any advice? That's P1 Kelly. That's a doozy. That is a doozy. Well, first of all, I'm so fortunate with the mother-in-law stuff. I love my mother-in-law. My wife's mom is super cool and super awesome. However, I will say to this P1 Kelly that This is something that you always hear Dr. Laura talking about. I do? Well, if you listen to her. I listen to her. Mike listens to her, by the way. Shut up. You listen to Dr. Laura? I love it. I hated her at first. I hated her. That is adorable. And I still think she's very mean. She's very mean. But she's very... The ladies here, they're just... I know, I know. But she...
has this whole thing about don't marry a mama's boy. Don't marry a mama's boy. If your husband is the type that says, my mommy's right. My mommy's right. We should do what my mommy says. Then he's a mommy's boy. He's also six. Yes. Emotionally, he is. Don't marry a mama's boy. When you get married, your husband needs to be a man and he needs to back you because you are his new family. And if he is doing what his mom wants and what his mom is saying, then he's a mama's boy. You don't want that. I'm a man. I'm a man. Me and my wife. And what do we do from here? So my advice is you get mom has to get in order. You got to get mom in order. You got to get mom in order. She can't be interfering on your relationship with your husband because he's your husband. You know, I mean, what you say goes because you're the woman of the house. Oh, yeah. She's not the woman of the house.
Not at that house. She's the mother-in-law of the house. Imagine when she has kids. Oh, it's going to get 50 times worse. Oh, it's going to be. Yeah. So my opinion is you as the woman of the house, you get to make the calls and you've got to tell your husband, please, honey, will you get your mom in line? Your mom, your husband should not be getting you in line in your own home. It's your home. So that's my thoughts on it. Eddie, what do you think? I mean, you know, she says that her husband doesn't want to take sides. And it's like, well, it's not really about taking sides. It's just doing what's right. I mean, you didn't marry your mother. You married your wife. And once you marry your wife and make that commitment, your alliance or your, you know. Allegiance. Allegiance.
is to her. You know, it should be her first. And if you're not thinking like that, why'd you get married? Yeah, and that's why they have that thing. I pledge allegiance to my wife of the United States of America. And to her republic. Isn't that how it goes? Yeah, witchy poo. Yeah, witchy poo. And where do we go from here? Kitchen under your wife. Under wife. Mops it all. Mops it all. Is that how it is? Stay pregnant. Whoa! And then it says, yeah, and then it's... With liberty and vacuuming for all. Okay. Sky. Yeah. I say you need to stand up for yourself. You know? With the mother-in-law, like to her face? Yeah. Okay. So Kelly. Wait a minute. Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight. So wait. Wait. So you're saying P1 Kelly should go right to mom. If it was me, I would say to the huggy, okay. I've given you a chance to handle this. This guy is scary. I would not mess with her. I love it. I've given you a chance to handle this in what I deem is the appropriate fashion, the fashion I would prefer. I'd prefer you to talk to your mother about this, but if you don't want to get involved, then the next time she shows up at our house, I'm going to tell her it's not appropriate to show up at our house without calling. It's your house. I'm going to tell her.
And I'm going to say, go into your car, get your cell phone, call me, and I'll see if I'm available. No, I'm just kidding. I wouldn't say that. I'd be too chicken. But yeah, you got to stand up for yourself. Well, this guy's right. It's her house. So what would you do if your mother-in-law was telling you you weren't taking care of your husband correctly? Well, first I'd laugh. In her face. I would laugh. That's rude. Okay. And I would tell her, hey, that's none of your business. My husband's extremely happy. And if he has a problem, he'll come and talk to me about it. It really doesn't concern you. If a mother is telling a daughter-in-law that she's not taking care of her husband correctly, I believe that that mother-in-law has issues. For sure. And that's weird. I'm going to punch you in the ovary. That's what I'm going to do. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Stand up for yourself. 570-1053. And by the way, by the way, there shouldn't be anybody in the audience that is saying the following, but I know there is. Hey, man, you don't understand. It's my culture. It's my culture. That's the way Italian moms are. That's the way.
Black moms are. That's the way Mexican moms are. Uh-uh. That's the way your mom is. That's just weird. 570-1053. Text us. 35253. P1 Taylor, what's up? Taylor, are you there? Yes, sir. Go ahead, man. I've got a very similar situation. My mother-in-law despises me and tries to invite herself to our house and things like that, but... That's a problem a lot of people have. Their in-laws don't like them. And the reason it doesn't bother me is I have the 100% support of my wife. Takes my side on everything, even when I'm wrong, and then just tells me I'm wrong in private. This is the husband's fault. She doesn't even have a problem with this because if he was being a good husband and supported her and took her side and told the mother-in-law, hey, back off, same as my wife does, then I doubt she would even have a problem with this at all. It wouldn't lose a wink of sleep over it.
I think it's really cool, man, that your wife is supporting you. That's very cool. Now, you say that you're in a similar situation. Do you mean to say that your mother-in-law, she just shows up unannounced and that kind of stuff? Well, it's not quite that bad, but they live out about two hours away in the desert. I was just assaulted by my staff. Sorry. You were just, okay, well, that was normal. Wait, what just happened? Oh, it's a running joke with our platoon. Too much karate chopping each other. My staff just got me in the chair. That is hysterical. That is hysterical. I mean, the guy's on the phone. Dude, that's awesome. That is so great. So you were on the phone, and you guys have a thing with each other while somebody's on the phone to karate chop them? Well, it's usually sneak up on them and do it in the head or something. That is so, dude. That's funny. That's funny. I love it. That's so awesome. Training for combat, ladies and gentlemen. Yes. So, okay, so back to the story. All right, so what does she do? What does your mother-in-law do? About two hours away out in Palm Desert. And they'll be like, okay, we're coming out to the beach. And they're like, all right. And then they'll just, we're like, all right, we're busy.
You know, and they'll just show up and be like, hey, we were going to take Riley, and they'll just like try and stay at our house and stuff. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We're going too fast. You're saying names I don't understand and blah, blah, blah. Oh, our daughter. I got it, got it. So let me try to get this straight. So they will say, hey, we're thinking about coming over. You'll say, no, we're busy, and they'll show up anyway? No, well, we can't tell them not to go to the beach. Because they live out in the desert. They're saying, oh, we're going to go to the beach for the day. But then when they come into San Diego, they just assume that they get to take the grandbaby and that they get to stay at their house. Okay, so when they say we're going to the beach, you say we have plans? Is that what you're telling me? Yes, or we'll tell them we're busy. Okay, and they will... Then what happens? After you tell them, sorry, we have plans, then what happens? They show up anyway, but... He's still getting karate chopped. I can tell. I got to cut you short. Sorry, guys. Yeah, it's okay, man. I'll let you go. That's hysterical. That's so funny. So great. What I loved about it is he is like, no, I'm going to maintain a conversation while getting karate chopped by a staff sergeant in the chest. That was so brilliant. It's fantastic. It's brilliant. It is brilliant.
Mikey, if the mom is a fox like Sean's mom, then I recommend mud wrestling. Mud wrestling? All right. You won, Greg. There we go. Sean didn't find that funny. You're a jerk. Oh, no. This next text message says, man up or marry mommy. Hoser. Even threw the hoser in there. Our phone number is 570-1053. And our text number is 35253. This text message says, Mikey, what if the wife does suck? Good point. If the wife does suck, then you married a wife that sucks. Sorry. 570-1053, text number is 35253. You guys get a lot of calls every morning that people will pick on Sky or Ashley or giving Eddie or Sean stuff. Every one of you are great. Thank you. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock.
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See? That's what you got to do. Sit down on the floor. Right to the point. I get it. See, you're eating way too much, so stop. That's right to the chase. Back to the Mikey Show. Rock 105.3. It's a Mikey Show. It is 8.31. Prosecutors in England say that Christian Bale will not be charged for assault against his mother and sister. The San Diego Chargers are taking on St. Louis in the preseason action tomorrow. Coverage begins tomorrow at noon on Rock 105.3. So, I'll give you the email that we got. Then I'm going to read you some of the text messages that we're getting. We're going to take your phone calls. And then you're going to cut my chicken. Why did she say that on the air? Well...
help and no one will help me. What do we got going on here, Skye? Let me take a look. Let me take a look. Well, I don't care for meat on the bone, but it smelled so good that I grabbed this piece that I thought had the least bones in it. You're enabling her, Mike. No, I'll help her out. She's a grown woman. The bunny boo normally helps me out. She's having somebody cut her meat for her? Well, there's a big old bone running through there. Do you need a sippy cup, too? And then I'll waste all the chicken. Eddie, in all honesty, this should be you doing this. You are her radio. I already asked him. She's a grown woman. You are her radio husband. Somebody is cutting her meat for her. Yes. You're pathetic. Well, you know this happens. I'm not pathetic. You know this happens at home. Well, yeah. So she's at work. She needs a little help. We got to kick in for her. No way. Well, Buddy Boo normally only gets the boneless chicken breast because he knows. Laborless. You did. You got a piece here that's a little challenging, Skye. Thank you. Use your fingers. No. Right? Barbecue. That's what you're supposed to do. And then you get the barbecue sauce all under your fingernails. So? And then you can't never get it out. That's a snack for later. Thank you.
Bonus meal. Right? I'll come over and get it all for you. Gross. That is so gross. That is so gross. I didn't say I was going to charge. But charge. Mike, I really appreciate you. You're a very good friend right now and you're coming through in a time of need. And you are the most childish adult I've ever met. He's got a point. If you want to add him, I don't believe anyone is speaking to you right now. There you go, Skye. Thank you, Mike. I appreciate you and everything you stand for. Well, maybe not everything you stand for, but most of the stuff. Think about how she treats you, Mike. There is an election coming up. Yeah, Skye. Eddie's got a point. I just thought about the way you treat me. Oh, you are electric. Thank you so much. Genius. Yeah, now she's going to call you cute. No, he's awesome. All right, listen. Okay. Here is the email. Mikey, I'm writing you because I love the show and I feel like you guys are my friends. I met you at the sticker strike and you are all very nice and so cool. I've been having an ongoing issue with my mother-in-law. She's not a fan of mine. I've never been anything but nice to this woman, but because I took her son away from her, she hates me. Can I stop with the... She butts in on her lives constantly and has created several issues for me and my husband.
Ashley. She will show up unannounced and tell me how bad I am at taking care of my husband. It's awful. I've spoken to my husband several times about this and he doesn't see the problem. He loves his mother and refuses to take sides. I need help. I don't know what to do. Any advice? P1 Kelly. Well, here are some of the text messages that we're getting. My boyfriend's mom walks into our house when we're not home. Are you kidding me? Chantal, you have been very quiet through all of this. And I don't know if that means... I don't know if that means because you're just... Hey, I'm just kind of taking it all in. Or if you have some personal experience. There have been these little... signs of smiles that have come up here. I mean, I'm obviously not married, but I did have a boyfriend, and his mom was very, you know, protective, like, at his begging call, and he thought I would be that way. No. Yeah. Sorry. Right. So, sometimes she would butt in a little bit, but I... Now, what do you mean by butt in? How so? Maybe we could have an argument or something, and if he told her, then she'd tell him what to do. He needs to make his own decision. Now,
And you were aware of this because he would tell you. Yeah. My mom said that, well, really? Yeah. Well, go date your mom. Yeah. That is not. Fellas. Fellas. Fellas. Yeah. If you're listening, fellas, never say to your lady, my mom said. Yeah. That doesn't go over so well. No. Never. And it doesn't make you look good. No. It makes you look like a mama's boy. If you're saying mommy said, you might as well take the word mom out and put mommy. Yeah. This text message says P1 Sean. Time to put, I don't know why they must think that the person is Kelly or that Kelly is Sean. Oh, no, no, no. I misunderstood. They're saying their P1 name before they get to the message. Time to put some mileage between them. Move. I know people that have done that. I know guys that have had mother-in-laws that were too overbearing and they finally said, moving. I know a dude moved to the state of Michigan. That's a little drastic. No. Mikey, I'm the husband in this story. I had to set my mom straight or lose my wife. She cried, of course, but it was for the best for sure. Mikey, man up or marry mommy?
And then the one that we read right before we went to break is, Mikey, what if the wife does suck? 570-1053. Our text number is 35253. P1 Dawn. Yes, I have the mother-in-laws to top all mother-in-laws. Oh, wow. Okay, first of all, she is psychotic beyond means. She hated me so much, she did not come to our wedding. Why did she hate you? Why did she hate you? What did you do? You know what? Honestly, we got along when we dated. And I think after we had our first kid and then we decided to get married, I think she realized, like, you know, how they all feel. I lost my son. But, I mean, it's gotten so worse over the years that we moved from New York to California to get away from her and my parents. And I'll tell you what, no in-laws to interfere. So much less drama and life is peaceful. Aw. Huh. It really is. Why do you think that your mother-in-law, you know, what started it? I don't know. I don't think she ever thought I was good enough for her son. And, I mean, there was times where, you know, we would go through when we were dating where we weren't dating. And she would invite me over for get-togethers. And he had his ex-girlfriends there. You know? And it's just, she's a different breed. Yeah. But I'll tell you what.
Since we've lived out here, it's only been a couple of years, and it's been very peaceful. But guess what? Mommy-in-law moved out here two months ago. Oh, no! How did you guys allow this? Well, we didn't allow it. I mean, she's a grown woman. She can do what she wants. But since she's been out here, there's been no contact with us. She wants to see her grandkids, and even her kids are really leery about. being with her and stuff that we have to have my sister-in-law mediate even that so but you know we have nothing to do with her and life is peaceful my mom's back on the east coast so you know what when i see your number calling if i know it's going to be drama i have the choice of not even answering the phone and it's great wow awesome that is that is a situation you got right there don yeah yep hey don thank you i appreciate the phone call thanks have a good day all right we'll see you P1 Frank, you there? Yeah, I'm here. Go ahead. What's your experience with this? It's kind of off the wall. My brother and his wife, we're both twins and my mother's Sicilian. And it's like nobody's good enough for her little boys. So my brother and I have pretty much been on our own, you know, morally since we're 14, you know, no right from wrong. And even though we lived under her roof, we didn't do anything bad. And so, you know, we're good kids.
So when we time to get for us to get married, she butts her two cents in and says, no, no, no. And my brother told her straight up, you know, it's either you accept it or you can leave. Wow. How did that go over? Well, it went real well because she didn't screw with me when I got married. He got married first. And on top of that, she's accepted of my sister-in-law and they get along real good. Tough love it is. Tough love. She loves a little baby. You know, no drama at all. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, thank you. I appreciate the phone call. Anytime, guys. Take it easy. We'll see you. It's weird, too, when you've got siblings because my mom has experience with three different daughter-in-laws. And they're all different. So if you're listening right now and you're the mom, you may have to adjust. What may not have been okay with one daughter-in-law may be perfectly fine.
with the next daughter-in-law true and uh the other way around what may have been okay with the first daughter-in-law may not be okay with the second daughter-in-law it just it all depends uh let's see p1 victoria yeah go ahead um i just say i just think that you know it's like you you have to move on you can't You can't please the mother-in-law. You're there to please your husband. You know, you're there to make him happy. I mean, I've been married for 20 years, and my husband still hates me. You know? Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You've been married for 20 years. Yes. And your husband still hates you? No, my mother-in-law. Okay. I thought you said your husband. She did. She did, yeah. Freudian slip. Your mother-in-law hates you. Yeah. How come? She just, I mean, because when I met my husband, I was 16. He was 22. And so, you know, it was like, oh, my God, she's too young for you, yada, yada, yada. And then at 18, I had a daughter. And it's like, it's constantly, I mean, it's, when I first got pregnant, she was like, oh, you know, you can't bring a child into this world. I mean, she was just a freak. How old are you? How old are you now? I'm 38. And is she?
You still don't get along with her? No. I mean, she lives in another state. I never talk to her when the phone rings. I don't even answer it. I mean, it's crazy. She sends my husband emails. She won't talk to me at all. Wow. The emails are directed by her. But it's been 20 years. Yeah. Like, you made it. It's been 20 years. And I have a daughter that's getting ready to go to college. I mean, we're a successful family. Wow. Wow. I mean, I've completely proven to her that I completely... Like, what more does she want? Wow. Like, what more does she want? Like, you've done everything that she doubted you. Hey, I appreciate the phone call. Thank you very much. I'm looking at this line six. Oh, boy. Uh-oh. This is a... What do we got? This is a doozy. Wow. This is a doozy. P1 Jordan, you there? Yes. Tell this story. They were talking about mother-in-laws and people moving from state to state. I lived in Las Vegas with my fiance, and her mother-in-law moved in with us. or my mother-in-law moved in with us, and this woman had a traumatic experience, but not in her life, and she was on antidepressants, medications, whatnot. Well, there was a time when she was accusing me of putting remote control cars in our AC vents and shooting her with poison darts, all the way down to a time when the FBI was called on me. Poison darts?
Through the AC vents. Yeah, obviously. How'd you do that? Yeah, that's kind of hard to do. If I had done that, I wouldn't be doing what I do now. I'd probably have a nice job working for the government, making a lot of money. Yeah, you know what was up. I'll tell you that. Exactly. But anyway, we moved to San Diego. And then you got her talking about how she loves her. I think it was Victoria talking about loving her husband and moving. And that's what my fiance did for me. But it's at the point for myself where I don't answer the phone at my own house either. Because when she calls, it starts all over again. Thank you very much. I appreciate the call, man. P1 Race Crank wrote this email. Excuse me, text message. And if you're listening, Race Crank, call us because I just need clarification. I need to know exactly what you mean. It says, I think most men try to find women to marry like their moms. So advice from them means a lot. I agree with the first part. I do believe that men. married their moms uh i think that that's a pretty general statement that that uh for the most part we do that we look for um women who have qualities that our mothers have uh i think that the same is true for women women generally marry men who resemble their father i don't mean physically although sometimes that's a deal they look like their dad or they may look like your mom but what i mean most of all is in terms of like just what
If you ask yourself, what is your mom like? A lot of times you will, and then you say, well, what is my wife like? A lot of times they're similar. And if you're a lady, you say to yourself, well, what was my dad like? And what is my husband like? And a lot of times those things are similar. Now, it's the second part that I don't understand. So he says, so advice from them means a lot. I just need race crank to explain. what he means because it could mean a lot of things and I'm just really not sure what he or she is saying there it could mean like okay I'm a guy I marry a girl she's a lot like my mom and we're not getting along here and you know my mom is trying to tell my wife what to do and you know she really should listen to my mom because they're a lot alike that could be what is being said that's what I think he's saying
That's what I think he's saying too, but I'm not sure. So 570-1053, call us race crank and let's discuss. But, you know, going along with that argument, it's like, say both your mom and your wife are strong, independent women or whatever. You know what? I bet your mom would despise somebody coming into her home and doing to her what, you know, just the same way your wife feels, you know, despises it. Yeah. And the bottom line is, is that when you say I do. There's a new woman in your life. There is a new woman of the household. And you're exactly right. You know, they have their opportunity to be wife and mom. And your wife has her opportunity to be wife and mom. And you've got to separate the two. Mikey, when a man leaves his parents, the wife is then the priority. P1 slumlord. Mikey, tell her to hold on. The witch will eventually die. I know a couple that moved from Massachusetts to Washington State to get away from their parents said it was the best decision they ever made. That's P1 in law. 570-1053 is our phone number. Don't forget, in the 9 o'clock hour, the gas monkey will be in La Jolla.
He's going to be pulling over cars that have the new Mikey Show P1 Army bumper sticker on their cars. The new Mikey Show P1 Army bumper sticker on their car. He'll be pulling you over, coming up to your car with a bunch of bananas in a monkey suit. And the bananas will have taped to them gas cards. And so hopefully the gas monkey finds you. Is Gas Monkey leaving? Yeah. Yeah. He's got to get suited up, Mike. All right. We'll see you later, Gas Monkey. Oh, that funky monkey. He's going to go put on his big monkey suit. He told me don't eat his food. Okay. P1 Ponch. Are you there? Yeah, I'm going, guys. Who was Ponch's partner? John. John. Ponce. P-O-N-C-E. Ponch. Like Ponch de Leon. Oh, like Ponch de Leon. Oh, I got you. Okay. Go ahead, Ponch. So. My wife and my mom are similar in this situation. And my pastor in prenatal counseling told me that I need to protect my wife from my mom and my mom from my wife. Meaning, when I have a problem at home with my wife, I can't talk to my mom about it. That's 100% right. When I have a problem with my mom, I can't talk to my wife about it because naturally they're both going to want to side with me and defend me. And by doing that, I'm only building up animosity, hurt, and anger.
between the two of them, and it will only make my life even more miserable. Very, very wise advice. Very wise advice. Well said. Did you follow the advice? Absolutely. Oh, that's great, man. Good for you. Thanks, man. You got it. P1 Renee. Renee, you there? Yes, I am. My husband and I have been together for eight years, and me and my mother-in-law used to fight nonstop. Like, she used to tell me the same thing as Kelly, that I wasn't good enough, and yada, yada, yada. And finally, her and I just went to blows over it. I confronted her on it, told her that, you know what, I'm good enough, and her and I literally got into a fistfight. Whoa! Wait. Yes! Finally, I've been waiting for this. Oh, my goodness. Who won? Who won? You got into a fistfight. My husband split it up because he didn't like the idea that we were fighting. Yeah. Really? Well, at that point you were boxing, but... This is at my mother-in-law's house and we literally got into a fist fight. On purpose? Yeah. On accident. No, they accidentally fist fought. Her fist accidentally made contact with the other person's face. That's not what he meant.
I was tired of her telling me that I wasn't good enough and he deserves somebody better and yada, yada, yada. So were you just kind of like, listen, mom, let's go. Me and you, just our fists. Let's see who's... She got in my face and said, how dare you tell me that I'm being, you know, this and that. Because I started calling her kind of not so nice names. Right. And then so... And so she's like, how dare you say that to me? And she got in my face and I just drilled her. Left hook. She hit her with the left hook, I bet. And this is after like six years of tons of arguments that just kind of built up in one situation. What's it like now? Now, actually, we're really good friends. I call my mother. Are you serious? So what I say is, you know what? Have Kelly stand up to her. You never know. They may become best of friends. No, don't hit. No, no, no. She beats some fits into the lady. Oh, my gosh. Elbow her. We tie her fist and you'll be good. That is crazy. Best advice ever. P1 Killer's got an old saying he likes to use. Right, Killer? She, Mike, remember? Killer? We went through this. Yeah, Killer, go ahead, buddy.
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Wait, I thought I already left. So Monday, Monday, we'll, we'll let you pick two cards. So Monday's super new and special. Yep. Wow, Rob, way to mess everything up. Sorry. Great bro. What's wrong with you, dude? Yeah, a lot of things. Will you call me after the show? Yeah, I just need to talk. Find someone else. I'm going to be at BMW Encinitas tomorrow, and I'd love to meet you. Hey. Starting at 1. Be out there. They're going to do burgers and hot dogs out there. I have burgers and hot dogs, too. Tell everybody what we're going to be doing out there tomorrow. I have hamburgers and hot dogs, too. How much they cost? Free. Hey.
I don't know. Whenever you want. All right. 1 o'clock. I'll meet you there. They're going to have free burgers and hot dogs tomorrow at BMW Encinitas. And I will be there. I will be bringing Mikey Show P1 Army T-shirts. And I will be bringing Mikey Show P1 Army bumper stickers. And starting at 1 o'clock tomorrow. And killer prices on Beamers. Where is it exactly? BMW Encinitas. It's on Encinitas Boulevard. And it's between El Camino Real and the 5 on Encinitas Boulevard. Oh, okay. So if you're headed east on Encinitas Boulevard, right before you get to El Camino Real, it's on the left. Okay. And I also picked five Beamers that he let me go through all their inventory and look at all. He said, any car you want. And I was like, even M's? And he goes, anything you want. Whoa. So I picked two M3s.
I should have picked an M5. What do you mean you picked them? What does that mean? I got to go through, he had, you see these pieces of paper? Uh-huh. He had like a giant notebook like this, a giant notebook, probably two inches thick of paper, and every page was a vehicle. Uh-huh. And so, for instance, it says, this one says, BMW 750 LI, black sapphire metallic, cream beige interior. And so I went through, and they had like, you know, tons of 750s, but I found the color combination that I dug. And I was like, ooh, like that one. That one's cool. Put it aside. And then he had one of his dudes find the cars that I picked, and they're going to arrange them tomorrow in a row in front of us. So those will be the Mikey show, you know, the Mikey picks. And so you can go buy them. The ones that I picked. That's awesome. It is so cool. A convertible?
I picked a convertible. I actually picked, yeah. That's the one I'm going to get. Sky, this one, I'm not. Let my hair fly in the wind. You would love this. What? What do we got, Mike? The new One Series. Cashmere, silver, metallic. And see, that's the thing about the One Series. People don't even know this. Everybody thinks BMW, you go, oh, I can't afford one. The One Series is affordable. Starts at 28K. Hot, dude. So, it's a 135i, cashmere, silver, metallic. and it's like a cream-colored interior. So that's one of the cars I picked. It's just, it's B-Rad. I ain't mad at it. No. Tomorrow. Let's see. All the tabloids are saying that Jen Aniston dumped John Mayer. Dude. Oh.
Payback. Yeah, it started earlier this week as kind of a rumor, but now pretty much everybody is reporting it. Of course, Jenna Aniston and John Mayer have not confirmed this, but whereas they used to be seen together holding hands, blah, blah, blah, now they're separate. They're not talking to the press. And according to inside sources, basically John Mayer couldn't let go of those playboy ways and was photographed. in some shenanigans, you know, running around with chicks in bikinis and blah, blah, blah. Pete is over to die. Yes, he does deserve to die. Just to let everybody know. That's a little harsh. That's my Asian grandmother. Pete is over to die. Hang on a second. Very protective. She is very protective. Has she been hurt before? She's been very hurt before. She's been very hurt before. And so my Asian, that's her, my Asian grandmother, I just want to let everybody know. She's just, she's a real tough love, man. She's real, you know.
Keith is over to die. I heard your Asian grandmother's husband left her for Angelina Jolie. That's why. The heart is a little. That's how the heart became so hard. My heart will go on. I don't speak English. Grandma. She does speak English. You do speak English. I'm not going English. When it's convenient, you don't speak English. Typical. But sources say that Jen Aniston is at a place in her life where she wants to settle down. She wants to start a family and obviously John Mayer wasn't in that same place. How many times would that, Jen? Well, I mean, this is the opposite. Before, she didn't want to start the family and he did. Well, she wasn't ready to have children. But she was ready to be a family with her husband, Brad Pitt.
Yes, she was. That's why she married him. That's why she married him. Exqueeze, guys. Remember we just talked about when you get married, that's your family? She didn't want to have babies at the time. She wanted to focus on her career. Yes. She eventually wanted to have a family. Exactly. But she didn't want to have a family anytime soon. But she wanted to be in a monogamous relationship with her husband. Oh, yes, yes, that is true. He made the mistake in this one. He should have said, I don't like it, but I got to stick around, you know. I mean, after all, you're Rachel. You're Rachel Green, right? But she wasn't anymore. From the NBC hit comedy series Friends. Yeah, your haircuts. How did you know her last name? I know the names of those characters. That is impressive. I have nary seen an episode. I think I've maybe seen... What's Chandler's last name? Bing. Wow! Holy crap! I thought there was no way he could get that. That's so impressive. Yeah. Ross. Nightingale. I don't know. Monica? Lewinsky. Geller. Remember their brother's sister. Geller? Joey? Furtado. Why do we have to keep going? We were doing so good. We were doing so good. I had impressed and then boom. McIntyre? I don't know. What is it? Oh man, I've heard that too.
He deserves to die. Okay, Asian grandmother. Grandma! She's ridiculous. Hush. She holds no prisoners. She holds no prisoners. Wait, what did you say, Grandma? Grandma, we're going to get in trouble from the FCC if you keep that stuff. No, Grandma. She knows speak English. She did have a point there. She always has to go there. It wasn't my fault. She loved me. She's trying to get across. She's always complaining, Eddie. Everything's a complaint with her. Now the tears. Come here, Grandma. Our text number here is 35253.
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I get things done. And Ashley. I realize that I no longer enjoy large-venued events. The Mikey Show's on. I want to get into this so fast. Rock 105.3. For all four hours, I will always be true. I told Ty from Third Day, I said, are you guys kidding me? You should be telling your agent or your manager or whatever to be selling the rights to this to like Chevrolet or something, you know? Yeah. It sounds like it could be on one of those American-made truck commercials where they're hauling lumber. Trump has announced that he's saving Ed McMahon's home from foreclosure. How about this? Six races, six gold medals, six world records. Michael Phelps wins another gold and another world record last night in the 200 individual medley. Michael talks about winning his sixth gold medal of the 08 games.
day here for Mr. Phelps. Sixth gold, sixth world record. You were under the world record pace for the first 50 in the 200 IM. Why so aggressive in that race? That's what I wanted to do. I wanted to try to take it out the first 50 and just see what happened. I wasn't going to hold anything back and I left it in the pool and then I knew the 100 fly was right after it and it was going to be a quick turnaround so I just wanted to go out there in the 100 fly and win my heat and that's all I did. Yeah, dude, I was just like, you know, just go out there and probably eat my eggs now. I was just at the water, yeah. Somebody get that guy at 12A Gong on my omelet, man. Yeah, I'm kidding. That was, that guy's now won. Six for six right now. That's nuts. And he did it in the 100 IM, which I've been working on this morning, too. Well, that's actually 200 IM, so. That's a 200? Yeah. You got a lot of ways to go. Trust me, I can compete in the 500 IM. Yeah, Mike sends a lot of IMs. I do IMs all morning long. Welcome back. My name's Mike. Go by Mikey on the air. Oh, sorry. I know. It's, you know, it's stuck. It's one of those deals where the name's stuck and I still have to go by it. And it's tough, too, because, you know, when you see those goofy morning shows sometimes and you say...
Oh, you know, you guys do that kind of goofy morning show type of stuff. Like, dude, you're Mikey. What are you talking about? Your name's Mikey. What were we doing? Movie Word Association game. Is that what we're going to do? Yeah. Time to play Movie Word Association game. Yeah. Movies are. Yeah. Comedy. Little something called the Movie Word Association game. Yeah, let's do it. Association game, scene one, take 105. We're association game. Call us at 570-1053. Rob's the best of it. I am. Is he? That is nuts. Raining champ. Yeah, he is. Eddie, Rob has kind of fared 50-50 on this game. Well, he's backdoored into his win, but I'm not even going to talk about it. That is a no. But he's starting first this time, so we're going to see how it goes. Great. So here's the way that the game works.
don't think he should go first. I think he should go in the middle. Because first is kind of a good spot too. Wicked easy first. Last is the toughest place. Last. Last you just sit there. No, I think he needs to go in the middle. Yeah, but you run out of options. But it never makes it to him. It doesn't get it to him. That's true. Like half the people are eliminated. Yeah, like third is a tough spot. Yeah, he's going third. It's like the NFL. Whatever it is, I'm going to beat Eddie. It's like the NFL draft. Why do you like that? Yeah, I thought that was your boy. Because you were yelling at me earlier. I'm not yelling. I'm supporting you. And you used my napkin and gave it back to me. No, that's messed up. It was a win nap, let's be honest. Hysterical, but messed up. I spilled that. All right, so here's what we do, all right? 570-1053, you call and you pick a person on the show. The following people are going to play the movie word association game. Me, I'm Mike. Mike, don't call me Ed. Guy, don't call me Laura. There's me, Eddie, Sky, Rob, Ash. No. That's it. Oh, Chantel. I'm sorry, Chantel. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on.
Only reason I messed that up is because I'm racist. That's why. That's it. Okay, let's do this up. Call me at 570-1053. I'm black and I'm proud. What up? Ewan Brook. Who do you want? Oh, wow. Are you sure? Actually, November rain. She'll do good. Don't worry about it. Are you ever going to let that go? P1NATO. Who do you want? I'm taking Eddie. You got it. What? Great pick. Oh. P1 Trophy Lounge. I guess I got Kai and Big Charlie. Big Charlie? Hang on the line. Scott Sky. P1 Thelma. Pima Esparza. Hello. How are you? How are you? That's funny. What it is. Who do you want?
She just said. Oh, you want Team Esparza? That's your last name. Oh, I thought she was just greeting me going, what's up, Esparza? No, she said Team Esparza. Oh, you want me? Okay, fine. That's your last name. Great. Thelma. Check your driver's license. You are Louise. That's you. Yes, I'm Louise. Off to a great start. Yeah, we're very organized, Sean. It's a good team. Hang on the line, Thelma. Wait, no. She won Preston. Preston? Hello? Already taken. I'm already taken. You get Rob. Or Chantel. Or Chantel. Okay, this is really good bad. That's right. I am not giving up my seats. Thank you. Finally. Why do you hate Chantel? Yeah, you don't like me today, obviously. She has every right to be here. Every. She has feelings.
George Bush doesn't care about black people. Preston. Yes, hang on the line. Jason, you get Rob. Hang on the line. Hang on the line. I don't know how that got so messed up. How are we doing this? Stop it, Sean! Mike, can Eddie tell us what order we're going to go in? We've got to figure this out. I want to make this easy for Mike because it's very difficult. Why don't we just go the way the room looks? You could do it like this in this order and then just have Ashley go last. Ashley goes after me. We got it, girl. Eddie, don't mess with him. Don't mess with him. I got confused last time. I missed my turn. I'm trying to figure it out. Let me state it. Okay, please do. State it. Me, Eddie, Chantel, Rob, Sky, Ash. We didn't forget you. You did good. Good job, Mike. Good job, Mike. Okay, now I have a really tough part. I got to explain how this stupid thing works.
Movie word association game works like this. We get a word. Let's say the word is death. All you have to do is name a movie with that word in it. That's all. Death Race 2000. Death Proof. Dawn of the Death. You're out. So that's how it works. And if you can't name a movie, you're out. So Chantel usually goes out fairly quickly. I'm racist. I'm racist. Don't forget. Okay, so. Me, Eddie, Chantel, Rob, Skye, Ashley. Are we ready? Yeah. Is that the mic on? Don't need to stretch. Yes. All right, Zath, are you ready? Yes, I am. Let's do it. Let me start with me. Here we go. Movies with the word good in the title. Goodfellas. Goodwill hunting. No! You're out!
I did that on purpose, too. Dang it. Aw, Chantel. Duh! I don't know. All right, so now... Good night, good luck. Good luck, Chats. The good shepherd. Goodbye, my baby. The good shepherd. All right, so here is who is left in the game. Me, Eddie, Rob, Sky, Ash. But every... Wait, who's out? Stop it! Chantel was out first. I forgot. But it's because she's racist. Oh, wow. Wait. Hold on. Now, we always move to the next person as we go along, so Eddie will start this time. I'm not prepared. I'm not either. Words, Seth. Movies with the word in the title. Empire Strikes Back. Back to the Future. Back to the Future Part 2. Back to the Future Part 3. To life. Okay. What's got back in it? All right. What's got back in it? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Oh, that's a good one, Eddie.
Maybe Got Back. No, that's a song. That's a personal collection of mine. Why couldn't they have made one more of those stupid movies? I could still be playing. Oh, I don't know. November 4th. All right, now we start with Rob. Here's who's left. Here's who's left. Eddie, Rob, Sky, Ashley. Ashley, you're doing good this time. This time I always do good. You never do good. She always does really well. Rob, what was that about right now? I always hang in there. It's his new thing. He agrees with whatever she says. He's been doing this thing where he just like everything she says, he agrees with it. If it's clearly wrong, you know, he'll wait. No, she's right. No, why are you doing that? That is wrong. You guys are jerks. His sense of humor is so weird. It's whacked out. Like to him, that's hysterical. Like if Ashley said Las Vegas was in Texas, he'd be like, yep, you're right. There's a Las Vegas in Texas, Ashley. Don't let them lie to you.
Like, she is so confused. She's like, I didn't get why it's funny. Okay, this time, Rob starts. Sky, go. Now. Here we go. Movies with the word big in the title. Big. Big trouble in Little China. Town in Little China. What else has big in it? Big Mama's house. The big empire strikes back. Okay. So, there are three players left. That's a great one. Rob, Sky, and Eddie. Rob can't win again. I can't allow this to happen. I'll never hear the end of it. Rob, Sky, and Eddie. Sky starts. Movies with the word dead in the title. Deadwood. Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead.
Oh, there's a lot of dead. Did you just use that as an example? It is me and Eddie. Oh, no. This is what happened last time. I'm not ready. I'm not ready. I'm not ready. Hey, we're both right. We split the prize. They're both taking drinks out of their water bottles. We're going to split the pot, Mike. We chop it. You ready? Eddie starts. Here we go. Movies with the word dark in the title. Dark night. Dark baby dark. Dark baby dark. That was fantastic. What else is there? What else is there? Dark. Crystal? Dark crystal. Is there a dark territory? Yes. The dark empire strikes back? I'm saying that. Let's see. Before dawn. P1 NATO. Yes.
Eddie won for you, brother. Yeah. Eddie, what did he win? Oh, just tickets to the Chargers preseason game against Seattle. What? Nice. Nice. What? Very cool. Well, congratulations, brother. You just won, and that's a pretty nice prize. Yes, it is. Thank you very much. You got it. Hang on a minute, okay? Hang on a second. Dark becomes her. You are such a death. Dark Baby Dark. Dark Baby Dark. 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. Join the P1 Text Army. Text Mikey to 35253. Standard rate supply. The P1 Text Army. Now through Saturday, we're wheelin', dealin' at Pep. The lowest price on parts, service, and tires just got even lower. Come in to any Pep. We'll be right back.
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Listen, it is hard. Spidey's great. I love Spider-Man, but Hulk has always had a special place in my heart, so I will take the Hulk. It's difficult. It took a long time. Rob. Superman, Spider-Man, Batman, or the Hulk? Spider-Man. Easy. It's a good choice, Rob. Thank you. Sean. Superman. Oh, what a clown answer. What a clown answer. Now, this is what is interesting. I said to my wife the other day in the car, I said, I feel I have a favorite superhero and it's Batman. I love everything about him. I love what he's gone through in his life. You love that his parents died? I love what he's done to. Michael especially loves that part. Yes, I especially love that his parents died. They were murdered. No. No. They were murdered. I know. I'm letting you know. I know that they were. I know that they were. I just watched. I know. I don't like that part. Oh, well, you said you love. I love him. I love what he's about. I love what he's gone through. I love what he's like. He's a vigilante. Yes, I'd like. He's my favorite. Wow.
Now, here is Cosmo's breakdown. This is who the man likes and what it tells you about them. So we'll go down the list. Superman, Spider-Man, Batman, the Hulk. So Sean's Superman. Sean is Superman. This is what it reveals. No, no, no. It is not. That Sean is Superman. That's his favorite. And what does that mean about Sean? This is what it means about Sean. If your guy likes Superman, this is what it reveals. Superman is the quintessential nice guy. He's loyal. He's loyal. Believes that people are inherently good. Ash. You can't get that. Believes that people are inherently good. Hey, Zeth, my brother's probably at the front. Can you go get my bro? He's probably at the front desk. Superman is the quintessential nice guy. He's loyal, believes that people are inherently good, and is always ready to save the day. A guy who digs the Man of Steel usually has the same traits. Just make sure that he isn't so busy saving the world that he doesn't have time left for you. Letting him know how you feel usually works with this guy. Yeah, I see that. And he's a nerd. The guy that likes Superman.
If your guy's favorite is Spider-Man, this is what it tells you about him. Spider-Man is the underdog of all superheroes. As Peter Parker, he's sensitive, completely responsible, and a bit nerdy. And his Spidey alter ego is pretty much the same, except for the fact that he also swoops from building to building To rescue damsels in distress. Yeah. Talk about it, Mike. A man who loves Spider-Man is usually emotionally open, never late, and always feels the need to do the right thing. That's actually Rob. Wow. Never late? No. The downside is he may have a tendency to be too rigid and by the book. Do your best to get him to break the rules once in a while.
I'm very by the book. I abide every law. We should not encourage. I'm a law-abiding citizen. Here it is. Probably break a couple rules. Hey. Get me a beer. The next one is me and Batman. Okay. Here is what reveals about me. Batman's secret identity is international playboy Bruce Wayne, which makes him appealing to men who like fast cars and faster women. Unfortunately, Old Bruce became Batman in the first place after witnessing his parents' murder, and he has trouble getting close to people. Oh, no, Mike. So your man may admire the dashing Wayne, but he also might have a harder time trusting you, which is only the main reason that I'm in therapy right now. Right. Get him to relax and open up. Good luck. Last is Eddie and the Hulk. Oh, goodness. What does it reveal about Eddie? They said that Wolverine. Oh, yeah. All right, calm down. Alter ego Bruce Banner turns into the big, green, noisy Hulk when he gets mad. Yes. A guy who says the Hulk is his favorite character may have trouble controlling his emotions. Oh, wow. Yes.
You'll always know how he feels, but when he gets out of control, you need to give him some space. How crazy. That kind of sounds like us. So there it is. There it is. Hey, my bro's here. What's up, bro? My bro's in town. Seth, are we getting chairs for people? We gotta get chairs. Yeah, there's two right behind you over there. Is there? Oh, okay, cool. Yeah, guys, have a seat. Let's see. We got the, what do you call it? Yes. What do you call it? Is? Crabs. No, I'm good. Enough about your home life, pal. We're friends here. Let's see. So, our girl Ashley sent an email telling me what she's been up to. So, here we go. Well, she says that she went to the pet store.
And she bought, now you remember the dog, her dog Sammy? Yeah. Has fleas. Yes. And the fleas, you know, were a problem. Yeah. So she went to the pet store. She bought a flea comb, flea shampoo, and flea spray for her place. She came home only to use the flea comb and find no fleas on the dog. Nothing. So apparently the flea problem kind of resolved itself, but. She went out and got all the stuff anyway. Why did you say that in the first place? I was catching them on her. They were jumping on me. Like she'd jump on my lap and then she'd jump off my lap and there'd be like a flea on my stomach. Guys. Grab it. Kill it. We can officially say that Sammy is so ugly that fleas will not stay out. This is the Mikey Show. The Mikey Show. You know what? You guys are awesome. Every day. Thank you, brother. It's the best time like Versa, Sentra, all work-ready trucks.
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You probably paid too much. KIOZ San Diego. I got it out. I got it out. Thank you. I got to say hit it. KIOZ San Diego. Where'd Chantel go? She's right there. Oh, she's planning her birthday party. Is that where she went? Anybody get invited? I did not get invited to Chantel's birthday party. Sky, you didn't either? You guys didn't get invited? No. I got invited. Wait, Seth, you got invited. Wait, everyone. Did you get invited? I did not get invited. Ashley says no, she did not get invited. Ashley did not get invited. Remember when I texted you, I said, what's your email? Yeah. Oh, then Ashley did get invited. I didn't receive anything. Seth and Ashley got invited. Rob, did you get invited? No. Listen here. Oh, really? Well, this is all becoming clear. Let's talk about it. I have plans that day. When is it? Maybe there's a certain age limit on the whole she's inviting. Is it because I'm Mexican?
Yeah, but you're a couple months older than Ashley, right? So you just missed the cutoff. No, everyone's invited. Everyone is not invited. Obviously not. No, no, but everyone is. I see. You're a bad person. My feelings are really hurt. My feelings are devastated. I didn't mean it. Well, Chantel. We've learned a lot today, haven't we? You know what? We're going to form our own club, and it's going to be called the Cool People's Club, okay? And you're not going to be invited to the Cool People's Club, okay? No Chantel's allowed. Yeah, we're going to have ID cards made up. They're going to be the cool kid ID. Yeah, and you're not going to get a cool kid ID. Fine. Sorry they're attacking you. Guys, cool kids don't have ID. You got invited. What are you talking about? You got invited. Sounds fantastic. Ashley, apparently, this is some of the other stuff that she wrote to me. Oh. No. She did some laundry yesterday, and she said that for exercise, she will sprint to the laundry room. It's got to be ridiculous. In her flip flops. What? What's the point? I just want you, Eddie, just for a minute, just get a visual of Ashley sprinting in her flip flops. It's so ridiculous. It sounds dangerous. It sounds dangerous and hysterical. My neighbors.
think I'm crazy. Well, you are crazy. Yeah, you are crazy. Because all of their patios, like, there's a lot of their patios leading up to the, and I'm running, like, with my head down, sprinting past all their patios. And sometimes they'll be out on the patio, and they'll see me in my flip-flops and, like, my boyfriend's, like, pajama shorts. Cuckoo is right. What? Sprint. I sprint. Your boyfriend has pajama shorts? No, they're like basketball shorts, but I wear them to bed. They are now pajama shorts. And did you say you were sprinting with your head down? Like he's dumb and dumber. So L.A. passed an ordinance that says that stores like Home Depot have to provide shelter, water, and bathrooms for day laborers. that are gathering at their stores. Eddie looks... This is crazy. That's crazy. 99% illegal aliens. Hang on a second. Let's hear an explanation from an advocate for them and find out what the deal is. Cut 47.
a site that's off of the roadway and where things can be a little more orderly, it's just a perfect solution. See, that's people like that. Idiot old white women who drive by and go, oh, look at those bulls. They need water. Where are they from, Eddie? Where are these women from? I don't know, but they got a lot of money. I do. I'm going to give them some sweet tea. I think that they are from Savannah, Georgia. That is ridiculous. Get out of here. This is the thing. We're already turning a blind eye. We're already turning a blind eye. And giving them $5 to do 20 hours of work. I do that. We're already, and I know I'm generalizing here, but I think that we kind of
We kind of think that they may not be here legally. That's true, Mike. And so I think that we're turning a blind eye to the fact that they, if they in fact are here illegally, they're not out there being rounded up by immigration, which, you know, I say, okay, you know, okay. In fact, I get all irritated at the Minutemen when they're out there protesting and doing their thing because I'm like, come on, guys. When you make this your cause, it sure does seem a little suspicious when that's your cause. Suspicious. It sure does. It makes us kind of go, wow, how did that become your cause? It's weird. To me, the illegal thing isn't the issue.
The thing that's weird to me is that big stores like Home Depot and Lowe's need to spend money and be held responsible just because people gather outside their store. So it's like if I go hang outside of Foster's Freeze. Yeah. No, no, no. Sky, instead of Foster's Freeze. Where? Instead of Foster's Freeze, let's say that it's Sky's. Whatever. Ham store. Skye's ham store. Let's not say that. Let's say that Skye opens Skye's ham store. Ham? You're drooling. Shut up. I like ham. And day laborers happen to gather outside of Skye's ham store. Now Skye, who's already in business to try to make some dough. Now has to fork over that, you know. If I was Home Depot, I'd just say, okay, fine, I'll do that. But now I get a percentage of whatever they make. How about this? How about you say, well, I don't mind providing. You say, as Home Depot say, I don't mind providing bathroom and all that facilities because I provide that for my employees. And so as long as they're putting in hours here, you know, it's all good. Otherwise, they're trespassing.
Well, they have too many employees then. Are people going to get fired now? That's crazy. Yeah, so the ordinance says that major big home improvement stores like Depot and Lowe's would have to provide shelter, drinking water, bathrooms, and trash cans. Oh, come on. So all it needs, it's past everything. It just now needs the mayor's signature. And, of course, the Minutemen are outraged, like, saying what Eddie was saying. Like, hey, these people are here illegally. Like, they're breaking the law, and we're going to make... Oh, you know, for me, mostly, it's the, you know, poor little Home Depot struggling to make it. Yeah, they're a startup. Yeah, I don't want to hear anybody saying, uh, they can afford... It's not about that. No. Principle. It's just strange. It's just strange. So it'll be interesting if the mayor signs off on it, if, you know, this will start spreading, you know, here to San Diego. Because what does that mean? What does that mean? Like, what would it look like? It would be outside of the building, but it would be its own shelter that would obviously protect them from the sun, have water, trash cans, and their own bathrooms. Crazy. Outdoor bathrooms, right?
So it's going to stink. I don't know. Port-a-potties? I don't know exactly what they're talking about. So now we have an eyesore and a stinks sore. The job... What is it? Like the job placement areas in San Diego? Remember I went down there and interviewed... In the unemployment office? Yeah, unemployment office, but it's like more of like job placement. It's kind of the same thing. People hanging outside of Home Depot, but they're not even that nice. Like the one I went to had no bathrooms, had no water. Yeah. That's so weird. How are they going to... Take care of Home Depot. How did that get started and how did it get this? It's an old white woman who is upset seeing them out there. You think that's what it was? I guarantee you it is. I'll put money on it. I'll put Eddie's money on it. Wait, no. I'll put Eddie's money on it. I'll take all Eddie's money. I feel strongly about it. Let's do everything Eddie's got. Hold on, guys. Hold on. Oh, crazy. Inspires Tom Morello's activism. You don't want to know this. No, I do. I want to hear him talk about it. Mike, you're going to get mad. Cut 19. I grew up in a very conservative town in Illinois, and the politics of my household were in stark contrast to the politics of the community around me. That and also being one of the only black kids in an all-white community is very politicizing. Ever since then, my twin passions have been playing guitar and political activism, so I try to find ways to affect the world around me in a way that at the end of the day, I can look at myself in the mirror.
Tom Morello's black? Tom Morello's black? I didn't know that. Is that you? I've seen him. I know. Maybe like Ashley? I'm black. You know, Ashley's black. Tom Morello is black? I'm black and I'm proud. I didn't know that. I've seen him before. He doesn't look black. Do you know anything about chocolate? He has soul power on his guitar, bro. He does? Yeah. So that makes you black? Well, no. I should know that because I have that big poster of him in my office. Yeah, you should know that. Playing the guitar. Rough, rugged, streetwise black man. Well, I am, as an Asian guy, I feel I can talk about this now. What does your grandmother think? I don't know. My Asian grandma's here right now. Grandma, are you there? There she is. Hi, Grandma. That's all she has to say. Don't you start cursing. She's cursing. I told her that she has to... Oh, she's going to start pulling the woe is me act.
Mikey Cosmo and comic books should never, ever be crossed. It's one of the signs of the apocalypse. That's true. Mikey, they are finding out if that Bigfoot deal is real today. Remember, they said there's supposed to be a press conference today. These guys found Bigfoot, and they're going to tell the whole world. They found his body. They're going to hold a press conference, and they're going to show it today. It's going to be cool. And then you guys are going to apologize to me, right? No. Well, because it's going to turn out to be a hoax. Eddie, if it does turn out to be Bigfoot, of course we will apologize. A species of Bigfoot. A species of Bigfoot? What does that mean? Well, they're not all the same. Yeah, they do have a species of Bigfoot. It's called a gorilla. Now they're changing. Now you're changing. It was the Bigfoot. Yeah, you said it was Bigfoot, Eddie. I thought you were on my team. I am. Was I?
This text message says, Mikey, so let me get this straight. Everyone is invited to Chantel's birthday party? Yep. Where do we go? Signed, the P1s. That's what she said. Everyone. That's right. I meant everyone here. Chuck E. Cheese, 7 o'clock Saturday night. There it is. Please bring quarters. Mikey, what about putting no loitering signs in front of Home Depot? Well, then they'll just be across the street. That's what they do at the Home Depot that I go to sometimes. They're all standing across the street in front of the Starbucks. So is Home Depot, even though they're across the street, would Home Depot still have to do their thing? At that point, it would be Starbucks, Mike, because they'll be gathering in front of Starbucks. Well, if it's like the Los Angeles ordinance, it's any...
what they consider a big box home improvement store. So you have to have so many square feet. Your store has to be so big. Do you people know how to clean a moat? Regardless if there's people standing out front or not. Any of you moat cleaners? Yes. Do we have a drawbridge repairman in the house? Do any of you moat for food? Right. We'll moat for food. We'll moat for food. You don't need to point at me when you laugh. It's funny, though. This is the goofiest text. Mikey, what's the difference between prostitution and day labor? So now we should protect prostitutes on the streets, too? Hold on. Wait. That is the craziest thing. That was weird. This guy's looking at me like that might make sense. Does that make sense, guy? People are making money illegally. Maybe. Does it make sense? That's what I think he's trying to say. It's just a weird... Oh, it's a crazy, like, comparison, but... Teeth is over to die. Grandma! That's rude. Your grandma's rude. That's my Asian grandma. Can you get her under control? I'm trying to, but she is out of control. Grandma! Slap her. I can't slap her, dude. She's like, you know, she's 89 years old.
Say it to my face. A little bit mouthy. NBC is going to do a reality show where celebrities host dinner parties. What? That's not an idea. Yeah, it'll be a five-episode series in December, and at the end of the five shows, the celebrity whose party receives the highest score will win $20,000 for the charity of their choice. Come over to my house. We'll make a pot pie. We'll call it a TV show. Nice. 32 protesters got arrested outside Disneyland. Dude, so this all goes down to, back to, like, contract negotiation problems that... So basically, these are workers from the Disneyland hotels and their contract has been expired since February and blah, blah, blah. So they decide to protest, but they decide to all dress up as Disney characters for their protest. So when the police come in and arrest them, you're seeing like Tinkerbell getting coughed and like...
That may be the first protest I like. That's funny. That's ridiculous. So Hillary Clinton's name is going to be placed in nomination at the conventions to see what people do. She gets enough votes. She could be the nominee. I am ready to rumble. Now this announcement was made with Hillary and Barack jointly and basically analysts are saying this is just a symbolic move. So her delegates... It's another way to laugh at Hillary Clinton. No, no. So her delegates can get their voice heard, and then after... You can call me Hillrod. After they get to vote for Hillary, she will then say, I would like to throw all my support and all my delegates behind Barack Obama. So it's just symbolic, so Hillary doesn't look like a fool, I guess. Do you smell what Barack is cooking? That's my interpretation. Condoleezza Rice is heading to Georgia. With brown rice and wild rice. Nice. She's our secretary of state. Rice already. Condoleezza rice. Feed a lot of people. That's right. Sounds delicious. She's actually arrived since early this morning when we first talked about it. Sticky rice could not make it. Okay. And they say that fried rice is on the way. And Russia have signed a ceasefire.
How do they even fight from all the way across the Atlantic? No, not the state, the country. I don't think we'd help Georgia. Georgia still fights with slingshots. Sing it, Ash. A crash on the 8 messed up traffic for more than four hours yesterday. Basically, a big old tractor trailer cut off another truck, sending both of them into the median. force that it busted up the concrete median and threw pieces of concrete to people driving the opposite way. Like one piece of concrete actually went through a dude's windshield who was driving on the opposite side of the 8th. Oh my gosh. Yeah, so for about four hours it was all messed up. Started about 10 o'clock yesterday. Suck on that! Four people were injured. Finally about 2.30 yesterday afternoon all lanes were reopened. It's a mess. That is gnarly. Two kids in San Diego County are sick with
Whooping cough? Whooping cough. I'm going to the doctor today, don't worry. How do you even get that? Do they watch the view? Yeah, you get it from me. Watch a ghost. They say it's highly contagious, so I believe it's just from interaction. So these are two siblings. I think they're a crock-a-hooie. Now these two siblings with the whooping cough may have a... Whooping cough. may have infected about 130 other people by going to day camps. They are who we thought they were! They say they sent out letters, but they're warning children who attended a music and drama camp at Village Church in Rancho Santa Fe and also a kids' game sport camp at North Coast Cavalry Chapel. So they're warning those people, but they say they did send letters. The symptoms are kind of like a cold, but it gets really bad. And you start coughing like you're making this whooping sound. And sometimes you start coughing so violently you're throwing up. Not to be confused with the church I go to, which is North Coast Church. This is North Coast Cavalry Chapel. People get them confused. All the time. They do. Let's see. Christian Bale got cleared in the assault case against his family.
Yeah, cops over there in England said that there wasn't enough evidence to prosecute him. You know, his mom and sister alleged that he attacked them right before the premiere of The Dark Knight. And there wasn't enough evidence to get a conviction. Did he talk like this? Yeah. Innocent. So, 570-1053. Beginning and end of every show, we do open phones. You can call us right now. Put in your two cents. Get off your Fargan phone, man. P1AO is on the line. What's up? What up? Yo, yo. You guys are talking about, what is it, Bigfoot yesterday? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, not only did I see him, but I caught him, homie. You caught Bigfoot. What you mean? I caught him. I swear to God, yo, we were chilling, and me and my homeboys are in my neighborhood, and some guy was, you know, walking around a little disorderly and whatnot.
and we had him set up a little trap, and he fell inside a little pit, and I was like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. So now we keep him in the backyard, and we bring him out to fight him against pit bull puppies in my neighborhood and all that stuff, man. Really? Wow. That's not good, man. That's how Michael Vick got in trouble. Hey, you know, I don't tell y'all where I'm living at, so they can't come get me. That's true. Good point. Well done. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm just getting word. It was a crackhead. I apologize. You got to be sure. Be careful about that stuff, man. Crack is whack. Thank you. Right now, I'm going to call. Two weeks from now, I'm going to win P1 trivia, and I'm coming in. That's what I'm talking about. Because you my boy. Thank you, A.O. My goodness. P1 T-Rex. Oh. Wow. What's up, T-Rex? Hey, did Sean get his presents? Take his presents home.
goodness sake. I think we sent it to him. Say yes, Sean. Yes. How'd you like him? Great. Awesome. Awesome. Oh, Sean. Sean does not like listeners. He doesn't like listeners and he's very clear about it. Please. We love you, Sean. I don't care. You're rude. T-Rex, he got the gifts, and he really loved them, and he wants to say thank you, and there we go. We've put it to bed. He loved them. Make sure he shares his mug. I got him two mugs. There you go. Thank you very much, T-Rex. It was very nice. I love you guys. Thank you. Love you, too. T-Rex. AB Rob, you want to plug some appearances? Yeah. Oh, here we go. Dude, I'm going to be out and about this weekend, so check it, right? The first one tonight is... Why is he talking like that? Just let him finish. Okay. Dang. Oh, he's hating on me. Here, ham. There you go. Be happy with that one. Wow. What does that mean? Wow. You know. So tonight, I'm going to be downtown at Henry's Pub from 5 till 645. It's the Little Padres Pea Party. I got a bunch of stuff given away.
And then tomorrow night, the PB Shore Club, it's on... Short Club? Sure. Dude, okay, that was pretty odd. Really? Really? I'm done. Go figure it out yourself. Go to rock1053.com. I'm not going now. He's also a client. You guys are a bunch of jerks. He's also the president. Talk to us about this. It's a short. I'm going to be at the Carlsbad Fat Club tomorrow. I just want to let people know. Be awesome. And that is tomorrow night. And that is how you do that from 7 to 8.45 at the Short Club. Short. No, PB Short Club on Ocean Bowl. Whatever. I actually have something to plug. Look at this guy. BMW Encinitas tomorrow at 1. How long are you going to be there? I don't know.
I know. I get there at 1. Every car is sold. Put him in a crane. Hey, Mikey, we should make those bathrooms. I'm not reading that. Oh, that's terrible. I'm not reading that. Way to go, Rob. I didn't make that text. That was Ashley's great-grandpa. What? Yeah, this was a gnarly one. I'm not reading that. Mikey, our business... Our business stopped providing water in the five-gallon bottles on the cooler to save $2,000 per month. We have about 100 employees. That'll cost Home Depot thousands of dollars. 570-1053 is the number. Mikey Show, hello. P1 Diet Cokehead. What's up? Yeah, what up? A few weeks ago, Mikey and Rob were talking about how good it feels when you first get home from work to take off your shoes. Yes. I have one a little better that the girls are going to be able to relate to. Speak on it, girl. Uh-oh. Your bra. Damn right. Oh, for sure. There's no better feeling than when you get home and unhitch the team after a long day. Unhitch the team. And they get some air. It feels great. Especially the air, like, right underneath. And that little flap. Whoa. So good. Wow. I don't know what you're talking about. Could you show us?
I'm actually heavy enough that I could relate to that. Thank you. Thank you very much. That's P1 Diet Coke. P1 Killer. Oh, this is P1. I should change my name. I love your name. I love your name. I love your name, Killer. Stop it. Where are you going tomorrow there, Mikey? I'll be at BMW Encinitas, 1 o'clock, and it'll be on... Oh, I get it. I'm just teasing with you. Wait a minute. Didn't she stalk somebody one time or something? No, no, no, no. Rip their face off. I think she hit them with her car. Yeah, she did something like that. No big deal. Kill the man. The phrase was, from my ex-boyfriend's mother, was, your mother-in-law should be deceased or back east. Oh, wow. Is that horrible?
But I don't have a mother. I have that t-shirt, actually. Really? Thank you, killer. Have a good one. Have a good one. P1 Spartan. Hi. You guys are the best thing that ever happened to my life. Oh. I accept. I hear that often. Good news. You guys are awesome, but Lily Tomkel is my favorite. I love writing. Chantel. Look at you. I love you, baby. Did she invite you to her birthday party? Yeah, did Chantel invite you to her birthday? I just learned that I was her favorite. She didn't invite me. She didn't invite you guys, but she invited me. Yes, that is true. I'm sure she did. You are saying true statements, so we appreciate you. Thanks. Very nice. Thank you. We'll see you. At the end of the show on Friday, I give you my testimony. I tell you kind of what happened in my life. I have always been a guy. that has been insecure, always been insecure since I was a kid. I have always been a guy that has suffered from low self-esteem for a variety of reasons. Some of them you can relate to, maybe some of them you can't. My story may be a little bit worse than your story, and it may be not nearly as bad as things that you've gone through. But hopefully, somewhere in my story, you hear a little bit
There may be something in there that you can relate to. I was going through all these issues of low self-esteem and feelings of insecurity. When I got into my 20s, I started drinking. I was five years old, sexual abuse. It's hard for me to say that to you on Friday sometimes. It's hard because as a guy, it's sort of wired into us to not talk about stuff like that. But the reason that I do is because I know that there's more people than just myself that have experienced it. And that will give you this feeling of shame. You don't want to talk about it because you're ashamed of it. The problem is that when I got into my 20s, I had those feelings of shame and insecurity. I started to drink. It was kind of numbing out a lot of those feelings. And so by the time I was in my...
Early 30s, I was drinking all the time. I was drinking alcoholically. What I would do is I would close the blinds, turn off my ringer, turn off my cell phone. I would have it just go straight to voicemail. And the reason that I did that is I just wanted to kind of isolate myself where I could drink in peace. Plus, I knew that after I got to a certain point with the alcohol, I wasn't going to make any sense on the phone anyway. Some of you that are listening right now, you can really relate to that. There may be some of you that are listening right now that feel desperate. They're going through feelings of desperation. Some of you that are listening right now, lost, a mother or a father or a boyfriend or a girlfriend or a husband or a wife. You're going through a divorce or a breakup and you feel really lonely. You're new to San Diego. You just feel lonely. You've been here for a little while and you just, you haven't met any friends. You just feel people listening that are addicted to alcohol, eating disorder.
went through a period of time, some of you listening right now, that that's part of your life. And it's like a secret. Nobody knows about it. You keep a lot of these things secret. There could be somebody listening right now. A female that's listening right now that has gotten involved in something who never, ever, ever in your wildest dreams ever thought that you would be involved in. You're doing it. And it makes you feel bad about yourself. The reason that I tell my story I tell you all this stuff is because I was there one night, Jesus Christ, my life and just start changing stuff. And he's still doing work today. And I tell you this story because I know that there are a lot of you listening right now that may be feeling like hopeless. You feel like there's no hope and that even if you did get your life together and stopped using drugs or you stopped drinking or you stopped with that eating disorder or you stopped thinking about.
hurting yourself wouldn't matter because there's just no hope anyway what are you gonna do okay so you stop drinking or you stop using drugs or you stop feeling like you're gonna hurt yourself but then what what do you have left what are you gonna go to the reason i tell you my story is because i felt like that too christ into my life thing changed never thought i ever would have christ's work in my play this song at the end of the show on fridays from this band called third day and it's called and i always tell you Really listen to the lyrics of the song. The lyrics are really, really awesome. If you're suffering from any of these things that I've told you about, please go to mikeyshow.com. And when you get there, you can type in a word in the keyword section. Type in the word help. And there are so many resources on there for you to feel better. Just check it out. There's even a spot on there where you can go if you'd like me to give my testimony at your church or program or whatever.
So you can go to mikeyshow.com, type in help, and it'll get you there. So please check it out. Song is called Tunnel. Band is called Third Day. Jesus doesn't have a website, but my church is called North Coast. Northcoastchurch.com. And they have a venue there called The Edge where a friend of mine plays some pretty awesome music that's rock-based. It's pretty cool. Missy's up next. From the Wave House today, right? She's at the Wave House. in Mission Beach. So go check out Missy in Mission Beach and we'll see you again on Monday morning. The Mikey Show is out. Late.