The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 08/18/08
Monday, August 18, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
What happened, in order
Ellen-Portia wedding
Ellen DeGeneres married her girlfriend Portia De Rossi at their Los Angeles home.
Phelps 8th gold
Michael Phelps won his eighth gold medal, breaking the record for most gold medals in a single Olympics.
Usain Bolt 100m
The hosts described Usain Bolt's 100‑meter dash where he slowed near the finish but still shattered the world record.
Dumb Chick Challenge
Sky, Ashley and Boston Rob played a trivia game answering easy questions for points to win Chargers‑Seahawks preseason tickets.
P1 Hall of Fame announced
Mikey revealed plans for a P1 Hall of Fame induction ceremony with jackets, a plaque, a poker party and a two‑day event at Harrah’s Rincon.
Spaceboy Hall of Fame inductee
P1 Spaceboy was introduced as the first Hall of Fame inductee, a superfan who tapes every show and knows more about it than the hosts.
Gas Monkey gas card giveaway
Boston Rob, dressed as a monkey, pulled over cars with P1 Army stickers and let drivers pick a banana bearing a gas card worth $25‑$250.
Adrian Peterson fantasy pick
Mikey sparked a debate by choosing Adrian Peterson over Tom Brady as his fantasy football first pick, disagreeing with Sean and the other hosts.
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6-0-7. Ellen DeGeneres married her girlfriend Portia De Rossi this weekend at their home in Los Angeles. Michael Phelps does it. He wins his eighth gold medal, breaking the record for most gold medals won in a single Olympics. To watch a little bit of the Olympics. A TV set at a Mexican restaurant in Carlsbad. I mean, really? TiVo, it has to. You've got to be able to control it with your phone. You have to be able to control it with your phone because I'm sitting there. And I was emotional. Like, it made me emotional. Like, I was so upset about it. I said to Rebecca, that's what I said. She said, what? I didn't turn the thing on. So we were watching it there. Guess you got to see a little. I told her, too, earlier in the day. I said, tonight's the Olympics. It's a real big deal for me. We got to tape it. She says, oh, yeah, yeah, that's a good idea. Wasn't taped. The next night, you. When is that?
Well, it's on every night. Like we've told you, it's on every... What is that, Saturday? Yeah. Saturday. Saturday. All day, actually. Yeah, that's true. Saturday and Sunday. Yeah, on the weekends. Saturday, Michael Phelps didn't... He didn't race, though, right? Saturday. He raced Friday night, right? I think it was Saturday night. Yeah, it was Saturday night. Uh-oh. Yeah. And then last night, they did, like, a big interview with him. Oh, whoops. That's over now. Yeah. Now... Now officially it is. It's officially over? Yeah, he's done. Just for the swimming for him. Lots of other things still come this week. Every day this week. I was way off. Anybody on the show can feel free to text me. I am good with that. I'm good with texts. And if you text me and you say, dude, it's on right now. Check this out. I will do it. It was like midnight.
I would do it. I would do it. I would do it. I would at least hit record. I would do it. I'm not kidding. I would hit record. I'll do it. Eddie watched it, right, Eddie? Yeah, I stayed up. It was live. Live? Yeah. It was really cool. Oh, man. Yeah, it was really cool. When was that? Saturday night? Saturday night. Awesome. They also showed the 100 meter dash. Yeah. Holy cow, dude. This Jamaican guy, his name is like Usain Bolt. Yeah. Lightning Bolt. He's like a cheetah. I've never seen anything like this. Jamaican? Yeah, he's Jamaican. And he's gigantic. He's like 6'5". He's huge. And he won so easily that in the last 15 meters, Slows up and does this. No way. And still broke the world record. If he wouldn't have done that, he would have shattered it. Shattered it. Made it look easy. I've never seen anybody that fast ever. I mean, obviously, but I mean, it's like unhuman. Really? Now when, what time of day, what day did you watch that? They showed that right after the Phelps sing or right before the Phelps sing? And that was live too?
No, that one was tape delayed. But you watched it at the same sort of time? They showed it at the same time. Around midnight. Yeah. It was about 11 o'clock hour. You guys are seeing great stuff. Oh, it was incredible. I want to see people run real fast. That's still to come, right? I can still see human beings, like the fastest human beings. No, that was him. That's what they call him. Is he done? He's done. But that's still way off. They'll still show like 200 meters and 400 meters and hurdles and decathlons. Won't that dude compete in like relays? Yeah, you know what? He probably will. I just want to see something. Yeah, he probably will compete in the relay. I want to see things. You guys can text me. I'm not kidding, please. Because you know me. I don't watch TV at all. And then I don't know when to watch. And every time I turn it on, it's people shooting clay pigeons, you know? Or it's like a bike, a 10-speed race in the rain. That's what I get, you know, when I put it on. I'm like, where's good? Where's good? It's at night. Hi. Hit me up, y'all. So anyway. Did you hear me? My wife raced in 5K. It was really good. And you know what? They all wear numbers. And so there's a guy.
that's standing up on top of this big scaffolding. And he's looking down on all the people as they're running through, so he sees their numbers, he looks their number up, and he can say their name. And he just randomly does it. And how cool that he said, and there is Rebecca Espinarza from Carlsbad. Well said. It's Rebecca Espinarnanana. It's not that hard. Spell it out. It's not really. Like, that's a surprise. Yeah. It's not easy. Yeah, it's not a surprise. It's not a surprise. Everybody messes it up. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. She's white, which was funny because he called her Rebecca Espinern. He was probably confused by the name. He's like, man, she looks white, but her last name's Mexican. That's strange. I see a Jenkins before me. Yes, I see a Thompson. So that was really neat to see her do that.
hysterical, some of the people that come running through the finish line. Only you. Hysterical. I have a favorite. Because some people, you know, people do moves that look very similar. Yes. And I have a favorite. I've decided that I have a favorite. And that move is when they come running through and they're just like, their arms are flailing and their legs are flailing and it's like... A floppity, floppity, floppity, floppity, floppity. As they come through, that's the best. That was my favorite one. It's so floppity. I would call it the floppity. Yeah, it's fantastic. So that was cool. And Jamie, my wife's friend, left. She left back to go to Idaho. And we had a good visit with her. That was pretty cool. And it was a fun weekend. So we'll get into it all, but let's introduce everybody and let's get the phones ringing. 570-1053 is the number. And we'll take your calls now on anything you want to talk about. So open forum. You can talk about anything you want. I don't know. Anything else you want to talk about? Ask questions or say hi or do whatever. And then our text number is 35253. We'd love to hear from you. Yes, I'm on the phone. Eddie's our producer. He's our sports guy. He's 35 years of age.
I've known him for years and years, I believe over 25 years. He was very young when I met him. He likes golf. He goes golfing and does pretty good with that. He golfs with his dad. He's one of those guys that you see that when... Sometimes when they travel, take their clubs with them. So you got like a whole thing that you put your clubs in. It's really obnoxious. And, you know, it's a hard case because it kind of protects the clubs. And my favorite is the people that sometimes ask me, so what is that, a musical instrument? Yes. Yes. It's a nobo. It's a giant tuba. I'm a tuba player. I really can't figure it out. Skies, our news girl, she is 30. And she is, she's watching the Olympics. She's doing her due diligence. Yes, I am. What do you enjoy the most? Oh, gosh. I really liked the synchronized diving. I thought that was really, really cool. But I got my first little taste of some track and field yesterday. And that was exciting when they were doing the hurdles, the ladies. Yeah, that was cool. How high can the ladies hurdle? Yeah, that's what it's called, right? Where they run and they jump over the thing.
What are those things called? No, it's called a hurdle, right? That's what they actually jump over. Yeah, that's what they jump over. It's called a hurdle. Are they any higher, you think, than what the guys have to hurdle? Or, I mean, lower than what the... They're probably lower. Exactly the same. Probably have to lower them, right? Yeah, they're not as tall. I heard they're as high as a shoebox, is what I heard. Oh, I'm sure you did. I'm sure you did hear that. They have to hurdle that. Yeah, whatever. Let's try that, Rob. Yeah, all right. Rob would trip on every one of them, so that would be... You have to climb them. That's right. He's got up. Shawnee, oh boy, is our sound effects guy. 38 years old. Lives in San Jose. Works in San Francisco. And we connect via satellite. That's how you hear them on the air. When you're hearing our sound effects, you can know that those sound effects are originating from San Francisco. What is he doing? I don't know. I can't see him. He's slowly raising his hand out, and then he just cat clawed us. The whole time you were introducing him, he was slowly raising his hand. And cat clawing? In slow motion. And then I slashed all your throats. Oh, wow. Okay, well. Who gets us connected to this every day? Is it you, Rob, or is it Seth? Did you connect it today? I did, but he wasn't logged in yet, so I had to log us out. Got it. Bye, Mike. And he was going to say something, and then he stopped himself, smiled, and shook his head no.
Come on, it's Monday. What's the point? We're all friends today. Everything's awesome. It's all good. That's right. Everything's good times. Everything, everything, everything. Everything. Let's see. Ashley is our assistant producer. She has got a hairstyle going on today. I'll tell you what. Ashley, what do we call this? How would you describe? I would call this not blow-drying my hair. Is that what happens? You don't blow-dry it. That's what we get. Yeah, yeah, nappy curls. Careful. What do you think, Eddie? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't go Imus on us. And so it turns into this, like, kind of natural wave. Yeah. Yeah, we've got this bang thing working this.
cream puff bang. Well, yeah, because it's not exactly, it's not the bangs that hang down in front of the forehead. No, these are new bangs. Well, it's like Bob's Big Boy, you know, the sweep that Bob's Big Boy has, you know, Bob's Big Boy has that sweep that goes, you know, she's got one of those going on. A pompadour. Yeah, a pompadour. A pompy poof. Right. I like the bangs. I like it. I like it. It's very cute. Thank you. It sucks. Bullhawk. Marshmallow swirl. What? Whipped cream. A dollop. She's got a dollop of air. A Foster's Freeze. It's a little bit of caramel. It's really delicious. I'm really considering to make the attempt to start cutting my own bangs. I wouldn't go there. Bad move. Bad move. I love my bangs. And they grow out so freaking fast. Save that clip. I know. Save that clip. I love my bangs. So they grow out like they're growing out right now. I'm picturing, if you do that, I'm picturing the girl with the crooked pigtails from Napoleon Dynamite that sold bracelets from her wheel around luggage. I know. I was thinking maybe if I go to a store where you get the beauty scissors and a comb.
Oh, so you're thinking if you get the right equipment, then maybe I could make it happen. I don't know, Ash. Make the magic. I don't know about that one. Let her do it. I'm going to go for it, Eddie. I recommend it. Yeah. Eddie, how should we, what should Rob's title be? Eddie's thinking. Yeah, take your time, Eddie. He's got his hands over his hands to the lips. He's thinking. Make it long. Now he just looked at Rob and he kind of put his hands out like, what do you think, Rob? It's foreign. Boston Rob is our gadabout. Man about town? Man about. That's right. He's a man about town. Sailor? Itched his ear. Sailor? I like that. How about captain? Water boy. Yeah, captain. There you go. Is there a team captain? No, definitely not. Definitely not. Not team captain? That's not true either. He's not, though. It's really inaccurate. PhD? No. Finish high school for that. Not even.
Yes. Boston Rob is 25 years of age. Oh, that's a fact. And he's engaged to be married. He is... Oh, no. If you were filling out paperwork, honestly, what would you put? Radio personality. There you. That's his occupation. Sky. Yes. Give me a real answer. What's Boston Rob's title? Sidekick. Sidekick? Anybody going to help me? We're being serious. What else does he do? If we're being serious, we're in trouble. We're in trouble. How about the assistant to the assistant producer? The assistant to the assistant producer. But he's not my assistant. That's true. For sure. I mean, we can say that he's a singer-songwriter, but I don't think that's enough. You know, like you think and, you know.
He's our bro. Yeah, he's our bro, but man, you can't say that. It's not a job description. Because they'll be like, you know, I'll have to get certified online for something with a title. Yeah. Be a PI. For the show? Yeah. Private investigator for the show? Absolutely, Mike. You don't private investigate. But you just get certified online. It's like 25 bucks. You take a course. They give you like a certificate. All right. But you wear a monkey suit. That's true. Okay, stunt boy, singer, songwriter. Does this enough to be able to say that's what he is, right? Stunt boy, singer, songwriter. He does this enough to be able to qualify to say, ah, Sky's making a face like, no. No, he doesn't. Okay. I would feel like, you know, Sky's the news girl. Every day she reports on the news. Yes, yes. And so it would be as if every day is he singing and songwriting and stunting. Not necessarily. Not necessarily. Not necessarily. Not necessarily. He gets all the text messages. He does do that. He's our text message retriever. They're the best breed. He's in charge of it. On a daily basis, in charge of texts and jokes. How do you like that? He's a texter and joker.
570-1053, our text number, 35253. Rob will retrieve it, get it to me. Rob employed. That's right. Nice. He filters. He's a professional filter. And you can call about anything right now. He's the show colander. That's right. He's the show colander. He's the Mikey Show Civ. So call us right now with stuff and text us. Our phone screener. is Roosevelt Zethian Oates III Jr. Esquire M.D. Rosie. Now that's the title. He's a phone screener. He's always crying. You can call us right now. You can talk to us. He was screening a phone call, but he had one earphone on. Heard that. He flinched a little bit. He heard that.
P1 Quimby is on the line. Quimby, what's a P1? A P1 is a listener of the Mikey Show. When they call the show, they do not cuss, they get to the point, and they listen to the Mikey Show exclusively. Oh, wonderful. Yeah. Very well said. And you also maybe join P1site.com. I don't know. That's cool. Quimby, what were you calling about? Okay. I just have to do this. I got real excited on Saturday night when the Padres beat the Phillies. And I proceeded to make a bet with P1, the Phillies finest. Okay. I bet that they would win the series. They did not. Yeah. And I have something I am supposed to read. Oh, for losing the bet? Yes. Okay. What is it? It's a little something that he wrote up for me to read to humiliate me. Is it brief?
Yes, I can make it very brief. Yes, perfect. Okay, I have to edit this real quick. Here we go. There are certainties in this world that never change. Sky's love for Ham and Ashley's pit sweat are two guarantees that will go on forever unchanged. This weekend, another unchanging fact of life occurred as the Philadelphia Phillies defeated our San Diego Padres Friday and Sunday to win the series for the second year in a row. Nice. Wow. Wow. P1 Philly's finest that would force me to humiliate and humble myself on the radio in this manner that I do so right now. Go Phillies. I believe. Sincerely, P1 Quimby. That hurts. That had to hurt. You took your lumps, kid. Maybe not the year to make bets on the Padres. Probably not. Good bet. All right, Quimby. Thank you, Quimby.
Thank you very much. P1 Joan is in labor right now. Joan? That's weird. That's crazy! Joan? She's from the... She's walking in the hospital right now. You're walking in the hospital? Yeah, she's walking in the hospital right now. Is this the dad? Yeah, that's me. That's the crazy one. You're the crazy one. Where's she going to have the baby? And you're just anticipating a two-day labor? Yeah. Why are you anticipating that it will take two days to have the baby if she's having contractions right now? Okay, I am entirely confused.
You can have stitches so that the baby stays in? Wow. I've never heard that before. Are you doing this in America? Yeah. And that's what they did? Yeah. It gave her stitches to keep the baby in? Yeah, she has an incompetent cervix. She has an incompetent cervix? Maybe that could be Rob's dad. Yeah, that's what Rob is. He's the incompetent cervix. To keep the baby inside after six months, they have to stitch it up. Oh, I don't want to know what it is. Yeah. Holy moly. Oh, this is insane. Why were you calling, sir? Yeah, I was wondering if you guys have any ideas for new names or stuff like that. Do you know if you're having a boy or a girl? It's a boy. It's a boy. Strong, masculine. I think Michael is a great name. Boston. Boston. I was thinking about Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan is great. I wouldn't do that. Obi-Wan is good. I'd go with Wedge. That's right. Wedge.
Like the lettuce? Like the salad? That is delicious, though. Yes, thank you, Sean. You guys don't have any names? Why don't you ask the chicks? That way they're impartial. They're not going to say Skye or Ashley on a boy. What do you guys think, Skye? Well, I'm a fan of traditional names like, you know, Stephen and Michael and Thomas and all that. Herod. name my husband is very fond of right now for a boy is Reese. That's a girl's name. He says there's some sportscaster with that name. Nobody knows him. I don't know. He thinks it's a cool boy's name. Ashley, what do you think? I would have to say that I think
Edward is a strong, masculine, rugged name. Tell us more. But you wouldn't name your son that. Maybe that's the middle name. When she named her boys, you know, she picked names. She picked different names. Like Brayden and Jaden. Edward was nowhere in there. Well, there you go. There's some ideas for... There's some ideas for the names, bro. Okay, I'm thinking about getting probably Mikey. I like Mikey's name. Yeah, I wouldn't say Mikey. I would suggest that you don't name the child Mikey. Even I think it's kind of a ridiculous name. It is, you know. That's a nickname more than it is a name. Michael. Michael or Mike is fine. That's fine. All right, brother. I wish you guys the best. Keep those stitches in. Have a great... I wish you the best of luck with that berth, all right? Okay, thank you, guys. Thank you very much. P1 Razzle Dazzle. Hey, what's going on, Mikey? How you doing? What's up, dude? Nothing much. Hey, I just wanted to get some insight on the restaurant Pample Moves. Yeah, it's my favorite restaurant in the world. I've been talking about it all the time, man. I just want to, you know, get a chance to get over there.
See what's on the menu. It's on Via De La Valle. Via De La Valle, okay. Yeah, it's my favorite restaurant that I've ever eaten at. Really? And it's right here in San Diego, yeah. Yeah, in terms of like flavor popping in your mouth. Right. Stuff happening in your mouth and, you know, just getting it right and getting it. I think that they get it. Okay. And I like it. What would you like to know? Like steak-wise, they have pretty good steaks there. Everything they have on that menu is good. I mean, there's some stuff I just don't like. Like Eddie's wife got one time, she got like a mix of wild game that they have. And that's not really the way I go. Yeah. But it's good. I mean, if you want it done and you want it done right, that's the place to have it. Anything, if you don't necessarily like it, you can go, oh, well, if I'm going to do it, I should do it here because it's good here, you know? All right. What's the pricing like there? It's expensive.
Is it? Yeah, it's expensive, and I can't do it all the time. I do it every once in a while. Yeah, it's a special occasion type of place. It's a special occasion type of place. I used to do it all the time, but we were irresponsible with our money. I'm just being 100% honest with you. We used to do it all the time because my wife and I, we were just kind of living irresponsibly. And then we took a course on money and management of money, and we changed our ways. And now we don't do it very often, but when we do. Oh, man, is it good. Another quick question while I have you on the phone. Uh-huh. Me and my wife are expecting our first child. Michael. Edward. Stop it. We just went through this. Jaden. Come on. And she's Catholic. I'm not. And we want to know about the whole godparent situation. What are you? I'm Christian. And she's Catholic? Yes. Well, that means you're both Christian. But... She's a different form of Christianity. She's Catholic. Who do you like? Do they mean different things? To the different things? To the different churches. You know what I mean? Because I think, doesn't the Catholic have, there's like more responsibilities that come with being a godparent than a Christian? Yeah, you actually, if you're part of the Catholic church, you actually have to, and have him baptized in the church, and have official godparents. You actually have to take courses. And are the godparents present when that happens and stuff?
Eddie's Catholic, he can tell you. I had to do it. Now, she wants to have the godparents, right? Well, yeah. Well, we both do. We do. I mean, I'm Christian, and Eddie is Jake's godfather. Oh, okay. Yeah, but there's different responsibilities. If he were to pick his godparents for the child, it'd be like, oh, we're just naming you. You are the godparents. But if they go through her religion, like Eddie's saying, the godparents would need to take classes. They need to be present at the baptism. So it's what kind of requirements are you going to put on your godparents? Are they going to be the Catholic or the Christian, or are you just kind of going to go your own way? And I don't know about you guys, but... the way that it works for us. If anything ever happens to Rebecca and I at the same time, Eddie becomes Jake's parents. Uh-oh. Yeah. Give me that kid. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's a toughie. Yeah, I would talk to your priest and your pastor and get their opinions. So you don't want to go the Catholic route? Is that the deal? Yeah, I'm not. I mean, I'm going to baptize my daughter.
We're going to baptize our, you know, Catholic. Can't you do both? I'm not sure. Well, I mean, baptism for Catholics and baptism for Christian, you know, like the Christian, I'm what you call biblical Christianity, meaning that I'm a Christian and basically I base my beliefs on what does the Bible say. So, in other words, if it's like... Well, what do you believe, Mikey, when it comes to blah, blah, blah? Well, what does the Bible say? Well, what do you believe, Mikey, when it comes to da, da, da? Well, what does the Bible say? That's, you know, the type of Christianity. And so baptism for each one is different. For Eddie, Eddie, describe baptism for you guys. If you're baptized in the Catholic Church, I mean, you kind of have to be to go to heaven, you know, if you're Catholic. I mean, that's part of the ritual. And they do it when you're a baby, right? You can do it anytime. You can do it anytime. But traditionally, it's when you're a baby, yeah. And then for biblical Christianity, you are baptized as an adult. And it's when you make the choice to – it's a symbolic thing. It doesn't have anything to do with going to heaven or anything. It's more of a symbolic deal.
to kind of publicly tell everybody that you believe in Christ and that he is your savior and that's the way you roll. So yeah, there you go. But I would talk to each of your guide, you know, people that you look to for guidance about that and what you should do about it. But it kind of sounds like you guys are all good and you have it kind of like you're going to do what you're going to do and it don't sound like it's a problem. Okay. You know, it sounds like you guys kind of got it. All right, brother. All right, man. You guys are all great, man. Listen to you guys every morning. First time caller, long time listener. Nice. All right, guys, man. You guys all take care. Have a good day. Thank you, brother. Absolutely. Here is our phone number. We got a lot of calls rolling in this morning, which is good. That's great. 5701053 is the number. We are late, and it's my fault. We are late. Let's see. 35253 is our text. 5701053 is our phone number. Gas Monkey's out today. Yeah.
We're sending the Gas Monthly Act to get free gas cards into your hands. Awesome! We got audio of John Mayer getting upset with a paparazzi and explaining the breakup with Jennifer Aniston on the streets of New York. Going at it. We got audio of that. And so we'll give you that. We got audio of McCain and Obama from CNN's Saturday Night Forum on Faith. We got a... huge thing going on today in the 7 o'clock hour in about 30 minutes, about 30 minutes from now, we are going to be making an announcement. Should I say what it is, Eddie, or should I wait and do it all? Yeah, just do it all. Make it big. I will do it all after 7 o'clock. Very big announcement. Very big announcement concerning you P1s. I have the Dumb Chick Challenge today, the DCC. Awesome! I have We're going to do Mikey's show questionnaire today, which is very revealing about all of us. I love it. And we're going to do some P1 trivia, let somebody come in the studio on Friday. And more information on the Eddie B. Rob Olympics. It's a jam-packed show. Awesome! 570-1053, give us a call. Jerry Seinfeld in the stand-up spotlight. It's a tiny world on the airplane, isn't it? There's always that little...
Tiny table there, tiny computer. Everyone's in a little cramped seat. Tiny food, tiny utensils, tiny liquor bottles, tiny bathroom, tiny sink, tiny mirror, tiny faucets. So it's a small problem. It's going to be a slight delay. We're going to be a little late. I always go in the airplane bathroom. Even if I don't have to go, I've got to go in there. It's nice. It's like your own little apartment on the plane, isn't it? Go in there, lock the door. The light comes on after a second. It's like a little surprise party. But I'm always impressed with the amount of equipment that they have in that place. I mean, it's little, but they've got the tissues, towels, closets, compartments, tiny slot. For used razor blades. They always have that. Who is shaving on the plane? And shaving so much, they're using up razor blades? Is this what's happening? What, is the wolf man flying in there for Christ's sex? Who could shave that much? This is the Mikey Show. Get downloads and podcasts at rock1053.com. Now's the time to buy your dream home.
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DNA tests show that the Bigfoot body is a hoax. What? No! Come on. I really believed it this time. Former Rancho Bernardo High star Cole Hamels won with the Phillies beating the Padres 2-1 yesterday. Wow, look at that. I had this moment with my son over the weekend that was so special. My boy is going to be two years old September 9th and he is not the most effective affectionate kid in the world. He's just not. And my mom was going to take him upstairs this weekend and I was running out. I had to do some stuff, but I got down on my knees and I, oh, I'll do this a lot. I'll go, come here, Jake. And he'll go, no. And he'll do his own thing. But I did this weekend and he came over to me and I can't pick him up yet. I have to wait a couple of weeks before my doc says you're good to pick him up because he's so heavy. But for whatever reason,
he was just in the mood for it probably because i've been praying about it but he was in the mood for it so he comes over to me and he puts both of his hands on my face and i picked him up and i put him on my lap and he had both of his hands on my face and he was just studying my face and with his finger he was like drawing my jawline with his finger and my eyes are welling up you know and i'm just like i want to kind of keep it together because you don't want to scare him i don't want to scare him right And he real quietly, he would just go, hi, daddy. Hi, daddy. It was unreal. It was just unreal. And my mom goes, okay, time to go upstairs. And I said, no, no, no, mom, hang on. I did not want him to move. So I sat on our ottoman and I had him on my lap and he must've done that. He was touching my nose, my eyes, my mouth. And every once in a while would just go, hi, daddy. Hi, daddy. Oh, I mean, you know, That is one of those things that I'm telling you is it makes me feel like I'm so glad to be alive. Right. You know, if there are ever times where you're feeling like, oh, man, especially if you're a younger person and you ever feel like you're hopeless, hope for getting married and experiencing this feeling. It's I can't describe that when he's saying hi, daddy.
Now, for a lot of you guys, you're like, oh, man, that happens all the time. It just doesn't happen very often for me. It doesn't happen with Jake. He just doesn't do that very often. So that was a really, really special moment. I had no plans to share that, but it came to my head, and I was like, I'll tell you about it. That's precious. There he is. There's the boy. The guy that is the fastest dude on planet Earth, Eddie was telling us about it earlier. His name is Usain. Usain Boltz. Believe it or not. Bolt? Yeah. Usain Bolt. Wow. Well, we got a text message that said, Usain Bolt's best event is the 200 coming up this week. Mikey will probably miss it. That's P1 Beijing. Text me when it is.
Well, I saw some crazy numbers about the Olympics this weekend that I wasn't expecting. They say that NBC had its best ratings for a Saturday night since 1990 when 40 million people tuned in at 11 o'clock to watch Michael Phelps do the relay. That's crazy. And then they said Friday night, 66 million tuned in. to watch and they think that that's the reason the box office numbers were kind of low this weekend because people weren't going to see movies. They were staying home and watching the Olympics. My jaw is dropped open right now. 66 million Friday nights. Was that for the butterfly? When he did the butterfly? When he won by a fingernail? Did you see those still pictures? It was unreal, man. That was crazy. Michael Phelps won by a fingernail? Literally. Oh, dude. That's crazy. One tenth of a second he won by. Oh, my gosh. The dude he was racing was winning the whole race. And the butterfly was that one where you kind of go over and over. And he went over and then went in to touch the wall. And Michael threw one more half stroke in and touched the wall a tenth of a second before the other dude did. And boom goes the dynamite. Pretty much.
This guy is just destined to be... He's dynamite. ...the greatest ever, man. That's awesome. What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? Here it is. The Mikey Show presents... Dumb Chick Challenge. Come on, let's do it. The Dumb Chick Challenge. Sky, Ashley, and Boston Rob. Basically, they're going to be asked questions. Very, very easy questions. Like if you had any schooling whatsoever, you should know these questions. Or watch the news. They're like trivia questions for toddlers. Here's the deal. What we're going to do is we're going to give them... We are going to give them...
These questions and the first person to five points wins. Either Sky, Ashley, or Boston Rob. First person to five points will win. And here's how we do it. They will pick a one, two, or three point question. Once they're easy, threes are hard. That make sense? Yep. First person to five points wins. You call and you tell us, I want to have this person represent me. That way if they win, you win. Eddie, what's the prize? I've been waiting here for Zeth to respond to my IM. I just don't know, Mike. Eventually, I'll get a response, and then I'll be able to tell you what the prizes are. He's always crying. Zeth has a guilty smile. Zeth has a guilty smile. That's what I call guilty smile. Zeth, what do we got? Zethia notes. We have tickets to the Chargers and the Seahawks, the preseason game. Are you kidding me? Can I play? Monday night, pretty crazy. I want to play. That's a good prize. That's a good prize.
It is. Huge prize. It's a huge prize. Wow. Yeah. Well, good luck to you. P1 Travis, who do you take? I'm going to take Sky. That's an intelligent choice. Michael Phelps of this game. She kind of is. It's becoming not that fun. If you will. Hang on the line. I will. Sky wins a lot. P1 Alligator, who do you want? I would like Miss Ashley, please. You got Ashley. Really? Hang on. Wow. Rob, how do you feel about this? You're the last. This is how far you've fallen. This is how far he's fallen. I'm the underdog. Who is this? I'm the underdog. I like it. I was way off. Who is this? P1 Ponce. P1 Ponce. We got this. You get Rob. You get Rob. Hang on. Wow, wow, and wow. I'm in shock. Guy used to be real good at the Dumb Chick Challenge. He didn't win anymore. He's unbeatable. Yeah, he didn't win anymore. Wow. Eddie, who do we start with? Well, we're actually going to start with Riz. Yes. All right, here we go. All right, Rizinator.
Give me a three. Let's do it. Yeah, let's go. How many times? He says, I want to be awesome. This never works for you. All right. Make it about food. Food net. This is not a food net question. Oh, man. He's been watching a lot of food net. I know how to make my own jam. Oh, he knows how to make his own jam. How about that, Eddie? This is a guy that used to drink till four in the morning doing cocaine. Now he says, I know how to make jam. That's nice. Cooking it. That's right. He used to cook. He used to cook his own jam, cocaine jam, but his life has changed a little bit. It is so easy, and you'd be amazed. Is that right? I'm not even kidding. You'd be amazed. It's sugar, lemon juice, lemon zest, and strawberries. Gelatin? That's it. What about gelatin? No. No, it's in the lemon juice. Yeah, you'd be very surprised, Michael. I don't know about that. Texture is in it. I promise you. I don't trust your jam. Paula Deen did this thing. We used to have lots of fights. Let's get to the question. What do you say? Kitchen space now. All right, Rob, your three-point question is the mineral iron pyrite is more commonly known as what? The mineral iron pyrite. Pyrite? What? Pyrite. P-Y-R-I-T-E. Pyrite.
What is that more commonly known as? Dirt. Oh, no. You're the worst. Think about it. What could something be? What is it? Oh, I know. He's got it wrong, but if you think about it. Soap. I don't get what you're saying. It's known as fool's gold. They go, oh, look at that. It looks like gold. That's right. Ashley, you're up. She has a diving neckline today. She has a diving neckline. I don't know what she's going to go with here. She's looking at Eddie. He just flat out held his hand up and gave her the signal for one. Go for it. You're going to take a one-pointer? Hey, listen. Maybe you'll still win because five people get questions wrong. What do you think? Here we go. Ash, what national park houses Old Faithful? What national park is Old Faithful at? It's a one-pointer. Oh, Ashley is looking. This is what I would call an embarrassed look. Oh, a drink of coffee. That looks yummy. That's great. I'm going to go with the only park that I know that's monumental and say Yosemite.
That is incorrect. That is incorrect. I will say this, Ash. That's a darn good guess. It's Yellowstone. It's Yellowstone. Yellowstone National Park is a tough one, right? Sky's up. Sky looks nervous. She got a nervous look. First of all, I got a lot going on right now. I got a lot going on right now. I'm upset. the people of Yoplait right now. What's going on with the Yoplait yogurt? Well, Mike, I had a yogurt in the fridge that said it expired tomorrow and I opened it up this morning as I normally do. Lick the top to clean the top. Sure. Throw it away. Oh, gross. Got a taste of dirt in my mouth. Thought that was really weird. Stuck my spoon in and pulled out a huge chunk of mold. Would you like to see it? I would rather not, but you're showing it to me. That's disgusting. That's disgusting. It's pink yogurt. But the expiration date says tomorrow. And I lick the top and now I'm going to die. I'm going to die. You're kind of risking it if it's tomorrow. Well, why do they bother even putting a date on it if it's not going to be accurate? Sky, why do you have the old play like that, the old stuff? Why don't you have some new?
or fresher stuff. It's not your fault, by the way. It's not your fault. I just wonder, though, why the... You licked the top. Did you get those on sale? Probably. I said August 19th. Okay, anyway. Sky always does it the same way. She goes 2.2.1 point. Is that what you're going to do? Okay, fine. Sky, what's the official language of Brazil? Oh, squint face. Squint face. And then what I call turd nose, which is like somebody held a little turd under the nose. Like, ew. She got that face like, ew. Like she just had a bite of yogurt. That's right. Think about it. Think about it. I swear I'm going to be sick. I believe it's Spanish, Mike. That is incorrect. Sky, that is incorrect. Oh, Portuguese. Portuguese. Brazilian? Yes, they speak Brazil talk. Ashley, uh-oh. Ashley just gave me saucer eyes. Like, what do you want from me? Then big blinks. So, Ash. Rob's up. Me. Oh, is Rob up? You went out of order. Did I? Yeah. I'm out of order. We're all messed up now. What is the order here?
Eddie goes first. It would have been Rob, Skye, Ashley. Mike goes second. Rob, Ashley, Skye. How do I correct this? Don't confuse him. We're fine. We'll continue to go. Rob is up. Nobody has scored, by the way. It's 0-0. How is that possible? Robbie O'Shades. I want an easy question like Sky. Give me a two. A two-pointer. Your question was easy. Two-pointer. High right. High right. You're not fool schooled. Who doesn't know that? High right. This is California, bro. Boston Robert. Formal. Which country besides the United States produces the largest number of major league baseball players? All. What country besides the United States produces the largest number of MLB players? I don't want to overthink this. Oh. Portuguese. Brazilian. Is it the Dominican Republic? That is correct, Rob. There you go. Rob is on the board with two points. He needs only three more to win for the first time in eight months. Two weeks ago, Jerk. And what's on the line?
Chargers tickets. Chargers, Seattle, Seahawks tickets. Preseason. Ashley. She is my favorite today. What are you going to do? We're going to do for a two. You're going to go for a two point. We're going to do for a two. Do for a two. Do for a two. Well said. Ashley, what do they call it when music gradually becomes louder? What is that term known as? When music gradually becomes louder, that is called? That is correct. This is starting to piss me off. Ashley is on the board. Ashley and Rob tie to two. Two to two. Sky has nothing. Sky. But I know everyone else's questions. Yeah? Sky, it's your turn. What will you do? Switch it up. I think you should be superstitious, and when you get that first two-pointer wrong, you should change things up. Change your luck. Change it up. You know, it's like when you're playing blackjack.
and your luck's not going good, you go to another table. Yeah, that's for sure. I need to consult with my... So get up and leave. Shut up. My base coach, Zeth. Zeth is your base coach? Oh, that's a bad one. Zethian Oates, what are you going to do? He's always crying. What should... What is that? What should Sky do? Well, you knew everybody else's. Yeah. You don't know your own. Yes. Might as well go for a three, right? Oh, look at that. Oh, wow. Okay. Well, the base coach is switching it up, so we'll take a three. Holy moly. You got it. It's all on you, Seth. Here we go. Bad move. Sky. Yeah. The word yuppie is short for what three-word phrase? Yuppie. Oh, I got it. You got it, Sky. Young Urban Professional. You got it. Wow. You got a good base coach. Well done. Sky now leads with three points. Rob has two. Ashley has two. Rob, you can knock it out of the ballpark right here. I have to. You want to do it with a three. You got it. I'd like that one. This is a question I did not know the answer to. Here you go.
Is it about history or breasts? This is one that makes me... I am a dumb chick with this question. This is a question that I do not know the answer to. Okay. Rob, inhabitants of which country speak? Tagalog. Inhabitants of what country speak? Tagalog. Girl Scout land. Tagalog. Eddie is shaking his head yes. Eddie is shaking his head yes. Tag-a-log? Tag-a-log. Hey, Zet, you want to tag-a-log with me? I'm going to TJ tonight. Why don't you tag-a-log? Tag-a-log. Come on. Rob's got the hands up to the face. I don't know. I don't know. You don't know.
Don't you give me a question. Talapagos. Talapagos Islands. Talapagos Islands? Yeah. Close, right? That is weird. That is incorrect, Rob. People from the Philippines speak Tagalog. Wow. That was close. What's that rap song that's out right now that's like, I'm a Filipino. I'm a Filipino. I'm a Filipino. You are so hit. That's it. Yep, you got it. I am from the Philippines. I am from the Philippines. I'm a Filipino. Okay. I'm a Filipino. Stop that. That would make him stop. Yeah, Brandon Vera, he comes out to it. It's not a new song. No, it's not new. It's an old song. Second of all, it doesn't go like that. It goes like this. It goes, I am from the Philippines. I am from the Philippines. That is a ride at Disneyland. Okay. All right, Ashley, you're up. What are you going to do here? You're going to go for a three-pointer and end the game? What are you going to do? Give me it.
Oh, I found that song. This is that song, by the way. This is that song. It's called... People can hear you. Well said. I'm from the Philippines. I'm from the Philippines. Why? I am Filipino. I am Filipino. I am Filipino. I am Filipino. There it is. Well said. I know, but it gets in your head. You can't do anything about it. What are you going to do about that? That's a good one. No wonder that's a hit right now, right? It's not. It never was. All I listen to is that Z90. I can't get my... I'm so black. I am. I just am. What do you want from me? It means that I'm urban, Sky. It means the lifestyle I lead is very urban. That's the chocolate I'm talking about.
It means that my 20s spin. That's what it means. It means I'm down. Rugged, streetwise black man. Thank you. Okay. All right. Ashley, what are you going to do here? What will you do? Oh, man. That one took me for a little bit. I said I would like a three. Oh, you want a three? Yeah. All right. All right. Here we go. Consisting of over one million fibers, what nerve in the human body sends visual information from the retina to the thalamus? To the what? The thalamus. Thalamus. Oh. Yes. A day-to-day guy. You got a lot of nerve asking that question. Consisting of over a million fibers, what nerve in the human body sends visual information from the retina to the thalamus?
My last nerve? Symbiotic. She's joking. Don't make it too complicated. She said symbiotic. She was joking. She was not joking. She wasn't joking. That's incorrect, Ashley. Ash, what are you talking about? Symbiotic? No. You've even used symbiotic before. You've said that we have a symbiotic relationship. You know what I mean? That's right. That's symbiotic. I would say symbiotic. Like when you have too much stuff, you put it in the symbiotic. This is bad. I think we should move on. Ash, that's the optic nerve. The optic nerve. It's the optic nerve. The optic nerve.
Are you thinking of the sciatic nerve? Oh, she was thinking of the sciatic nerve. Yeah, symbiotic. Symbiotic. Very close. Sky, it's up to you. It's up to you to end this. I'd like a two, please. Here's your two-point question. Make it a good one, Mike. And by good, I mean easy. Will do. You ask, you shall receive. Shush. Tag along. Sky, what president famously vomited in a Japanese delegate's lap? This is true. Do I get a year? Sky. I've never heard of this. Sky, you have heard of this. I have never heard of this. Sky, you have heard of this.
I swear I've never heard of this. I mean, you would think it was our current president, but I probably remember that if that was the case. He choked on a pretzel, though, so that's kind of funny, too. Puked in a Japanese delegate's lap. That is correct, Skye. Take your head at me, Rob. Don't you judge me with your eyes. It's very famous. Yeah, Rob is judging Skye. Yeah, it's not Reagan. It's not Clinton. Clinton. Nixon kind of seemed like a clown. The first Bush is related to the second one, so that's not too good for him. Work it out, Scott. What? What did she just say? The first bush is related to the second one. So that doesn't work out. So good for him. They share the same DNA. So that's not good for him. That's just like a commentary or something? I'm trying to work it out. I'm trying to work it out. Like who's clown school enough to pull a move like that?
Yeah. Who would do that? Who's clowny enough to get sick? Yes. Who's clowny enough to vomit on a Japanese delegate? When you can't run to the bathroom or a bush. Sean, you know. Bush right there. Yeah. Sean, you hold your hair. That's right. I will go with the first President Bush. You are correct, Skye. Wow. Wow. Jocky. story behind that? What happened? Eddie, she worked it out. That was insane. She worked it out. Yeah. Someone tell me that story. It sounds like a fun one. What happened? Got sick. Yeah, he got sick and all of a sudden he leaned over into this Japanese guy's lap and he puked. There's got to be video of it on YouTube. Why didn't he go to the bathroom? Sometimes it just happened. He was really sick. Turn around. He's probably trying to hold it in and he couldn't hold it in anymore. Oh, well, he should have. Let's see here. Travis. Let's see. Travis, you are a winner because Sky won for you. I knew she would. She's got her eighth gold medal right there. That's right. Okay, now listen. Hang on a line. When we come back, we're going to make this announcement. We're going to make this announcement. I'm going to kill the music because this is big. This is big. When we come back, I'm going to be making an announcement to you. This announcement is concerning
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Sky, there's only one place in San Diego that P1s should be going to get sunglasses, and that is Sunglass and Optical Warehouse. Yeah, Eddie, it's getting to be that time because the weather is getting beautiful out, and if you need to get a new pair of sunglasses, especially if you're a Mikey Show P1, Sunglass Optical Warehouse is the place for you. Sky, you go in and you tell them that you're a P1, you get a free sunglass and optical visor clip with any sunglass purchase. That's huge. For locations and more details, check out their website, sunglassoptical.com. Hurry in today for the Toyota National Clearance Event. Going on now at your local Toyota dealer. And get 5 for 5 at 0APR. 5 of Toyota's best with 0APR for up to 5 years. 0APR for up to 5 years on new 08 Siennas, 4Runners and Sequoias. On new 08 Tundras and V6 Tacomas. 5 for 5 at 0APR. So hurry into your Toyota dealer while selection lasts. The Toyota National Clearance Event is the perfect time to get an amazing deal on the Toyota you want. Who doesn't like that? Vehicles must be purchased or leased in new car dealer stock by midnight 9208. Limited term financing through Toyota Financial Services to qualify Tier 1 plus through Tier 3 credit customers only. 0% APR includes 60 monthly payments of $16.67 per thousand borrow. For example, 10% down. Down payment varies with credit. Offers cannot be combined and may vary by region. This is for SB. Expenses rise in butterfly stomach.
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Right now, if you're a college student or a teacher or a faculty member and you buy a Mac, I don't care what kind of Mac, get a Mac, you get a free iPod. iPod Touch, iPod Nano. There's a new Apple store in Carlsbad. I was there over the weekend and it is phenomenal. Go check it out. Again, if you're a college student, a teacher, a faculty member, you get a free iPod Touch or iPod Nano if you get a Mac. And Max rule. Bye-bye viruses. Hey, check this out. Did you know that a just-completed survey of AIS clients shows an average savings of $850 per year? Now, of course, prices vary depending on your needs, so it really pays to shop around, which is what AIS does for you. In fact, 92% of AIS clients renew year after year, which goes to show just how much money they're saving.
Remember, AIS wants you as a customer for life. Hey, it's Mikey. Call AIS at 1-800-777-4AIS. Again, that's 1-800-777-4AIS. At Walmart, start saving now with Frito-Lay six packs of one-ounce bags, three for $5. Sara Lee's soft and smooth sliced bread, 20 ounces for $197. Or get Oscar Mayer lunch meat assortment, seven to nine ounces for $298. Save money, live better, Walmart. Chargers football and Bud Light. It's game day. Rock when I get wireless studios. You guys are freaking awesome. I love you. That's awesome, dude. KC. San Diego's rock. Mikey's show continues with Mikey. Football helps me to forget any problem in my life. Eddie. That booty is delicious. Sky. Oh, my brain is so bad. Today. Sean. Thank you. Be quiet. Boston Rob. I have a world that's in my mind. And Ashley. I'm alone. The Mikey Show's on three. You guys want to try them? New product. It is 727. After four weeks in first place, the Dark Knight was dethroned this weekend by the new comedy Tropic Thunder. That's going to be a trivia question someday. Yes, that's true. U.S. men's basketball team just routed Germany 106 to 57. Oh, that's a lot. Yeah, it wasn't even close. 106 to 57. All right. It's time to make a very, very...
ginormous announcement. I can't handle this. Wow. Dude, this is big. This is really big. We have been on the air as the Mikey Show for four years here in San Diego. And the show has become very, very popular and is consistently the number one rated morning show in San Diego from Arbitron Ratings. And we built that through you guys, P1s. A P1 is a Mikey show listener. So whenever you hear somebody refer to themselves as a P1, it means they're a Mikey show listener. They are priority one. A priority one or a P1 sets their car radio to us first. They listen to us exclusively. They don't listen to other shows. They are big time into the Mikey show.
When they call into the show and they participate on the phone, they turn their radio down. They get to the point. They don't cuss. And we call this know the rules. And that's the rules. Turn the radio down. Get to the point. Don't cuss. They also listen for long periods of time. They don't just listen for a little bit. They listen for a long time because we we put it out there till 10 past 10 o'clock. We're supposed to be on till from six to 10. Whenever you see our billboards and they say six to 10. Yeah, wrong. We're on till we're on till. 10.30, sometimes 10.40, whenever we're done. And that's why we want you to listen for a long time, all right? You also turn new people onto the Mikey Show. So you're constantly bringing new people to the show. And man, let me tell you something. You guys take it seriously. Because I talk to people and I say, how'd you find us? And they say, my friend told me, my friend told me, that's what you should be doing is telling your friends. There are seven people on this show and P1s are a big fan of the Mikey Show. So some P1s,
are so incredible that they are to be put in a whole different class of P1s. And so for that reason, we have created the P1 Hall of Fame. Wow. And this thing is for real. We are going to be doing a P1 Hall of Fame induction, and it's all going to be on the air. It's all going to be on the air. You're going to hear every bit of it. And we're going to do this once a year. And let me tell you how serious it is. We have this big plaque that's being made that will be here in the studio. And every time anybody comes into the studios here at Rock 105.3, they will see this plaque. And adorned on this plaque will be the names inscribed of P1 Hall of Famers. And there will be a lot of blank spaces for future.
P1 Hall of Famers. And every year we will induct new people into the Hall of Fame. And on Friday, September 5th, it will be our very first Hall of Fame induction. Wow. There will be seven people inducted into the Hall of Fame. That's the class of 2008. That's the class of 2008. Just like in football, there are a lot of people considered. We had to have a committee. Yes, we did. There was a lot of arguments going on. We discussed this as a show. We threw this around as a show. We are the Hall of Fame committee. And we had a lot of names out there. And we argued. And we debated. And we fought. And it took a while. But we finally got seven Hall of Fame inductees. And over the next seven days of the Mikey Show, so it'll end on Tuesday,
Are there seven people involved? Oh, yeah. We're going to do it on Friday. Yeah, we're going to do them all this week. So over the next five days. On Friday, you're going to get two. We're going to give you two inductees. So from now until Friday, we will induct a person a day. Friday, two people. So today, we're going to tell you the name of a Hall of Famer. Now, let me give you the details first, okay? Okay. how this is all going to roll out. This is no little broadcasting. This is crazy. This is gigantic. I have chills. This is gigantic. This is gigantic. Eddie, would you say biggest thing we've done yet? I mean, excluding 28-hour, because you go, 28-hour show, because I think I even heard you use that as an example. I'd say there's three things that we do that are gigantic. The 28-hour show, the sticker strike,
And now this. And you can put them in any order you want. They're all going to be gigantic. This is huge. It's going to take place at Harrah's Rincon. What? In Valley Center. Awesome. Why Harrah's Rincon? Because we wanted it to be, we wanted to blow this up. It's going to be huge. And we went to a lot of different places. And we said to a lot of different places, Here's what we got. What do you got? And we waited to hear from the place that said, we want to go the largest. And Harrah's Rincon was the place that said, we're going to blow it up the biggest. So what we're going to do is, Thursday night, September the 4th, we are going to have a P1 poker party at night. That's right. All the kids are going to stay up. Oh, yeah. So it's just a two-day event? It is a two-day event. Awesome!
So the entire Mikey show will be staying at Harrah's Rincon on Thursday night. Wow. September the 4th. More on that in a second, how you can get involved. Then, and that's going to be a poker party. Are you kidding me? A private poker party. Am I right on that? Yes. Private poker party. Then, on Friday morning, it's the big show. The Hall of Fame broadcast. the Hall of Fame induction, what will become a once-a-year broadcast. We'll be doing the entire show from Harrah's and inducting the class of 2008, which, by the way, I think will be easily the most prestigious. Who was chosen to be the 2008 and first ever Hall of Fame inductees? So we'll do that on the air on Friday morning. That night, you're going to be throwing B-Rob a bachelor party. Oh, my gosh. That's right. This is too much. I can't do it all. This is so big. Now, we got to send out a blast. Got to send out a blast on this to people in the P1 text army. B-Rob right now is out doing Gas Monkey. He's going to pull somebody over. Gas Monkey will be in the college area between now and 8 o'clock.
If you're in the college area, be looking for the Rock 105.3 van. If you have the brand new Mikey Show P1 Army bumper sticker on your car, somebody's going to get a gas card, and it could be worth between $25 and $250. So be in the college area on the lookout. Now, because he's out, we'll talk to him about this when he gets back about what this bachelor party is going to be, but it's going to be a real big blowout. I think it's happening at the pool. I think I saw details on it's happening at the pool, right? Oh, hello. We have a beautiful pool area out there. Yeah, you do. I mean, they do. What? I don't know. Now, just so you know, everything I'm saying right now is going to be on our website on MikeyShow.com. So you'll be able to see everything that I'm talking about. All these details are going to be there. Okay. One more thing on this Hall of Fame induction. If you've never seen how they do it in the NFL Hall of Fame, we're doing it just like that. There will be a stage. And on this stage will be all of us, the show, doing a live broadcast. There will be a podium. And each member of the show is going to induct a member to the Hall of Fame. Each member of the show is going to induct a P1 into the 2008 Class of Hall of Fame. They are going to be first ballot Hall of Famers. Wow. They are going to be presented with a jacket.
Like in the Hall of Fame for the NFL, those dudes get a jacket. And it's very prestigious. Same thing for the P1 Hall of Fame. They're going to get a jacket. This jacket is a symbol of excellence for the Mikey show. I personally talked to a couple of these people that are going to be inducted. And the person that we're going to talk to today was like beyond, he was speechless. He was speechless. The guy was speechless. And this jacket is rad. It's a Letterman jacket. It has a custom embroidered shield on the front of it, just like the one in the NFL. And it says, Mikey Show, P1 Hall of Fame. And on the back, it will have their name embroidered on it. P1 whatever. Well, I'm speechless now. That's right. It's incredible. Marry me, please. No, no. Marry me, please. So, these are some details for you as you listen right now and you go, okay, it sounds pretty cool, Mikey. How do I get in on this? We are going to have two packages that you can get.
We're going to have two packages that you can get. The first one is $149.99. The second one is $299.99. Oh, so there's options. I like options. There is options. Okay. Okay. What do we got? Okay. Here's what we're looking at. Basically, the first package for $149.99 is on, this is, okay, now don't forget, you have to get this here, Eddie. Do you get it here? Do you have to buy it here or can you buy it online? That I don't know. Okay, we'll figure it out. Yeah, we'll ask. Here is what it includes. Okay. You get to be a part of the P1 Hall of Fame inaugural poker tournament. Cool. 60 contestants in the Hawaiian Tropic Western Regional Finals. That means that they were like the Hawaiian Tropics from the Western Regional Finals. I don't get it. Yeah, they'll be hanging out there, I guess. Okay, cool. Now, this is what you get.
You get hotel stay and your tournament buy-in. So you get the stay at Harrah's Rincon that night. And you get your poker buy-in. Oh, nice. Okay. You will get one breakfast for Friday morning with the Mikey show at the broadcast. And it's going to be poolside. That just sounds awesome. So you're going to play poker. and you're going to stay at the hotel, and you're going to get a seat at the Hall of Fame induction. That will cost you $149.99. Now, package two for $299.99. This will get you a ticket in the poker tournament. This will get you a night stay. This will get you breakfast on Friday morning.
And being a part of the broadcast. And it will also get you Friday night, Austin Rob's exclusive bachelor party held poolside. Wow. It's a VIP party. Yeah. That is invitation only. The invitation will cost you $299.99. And for that, you get poker, hotel, Hall of Fame induction. B-Rob's bachelor party. $299.99. It's going to be so much fun. Our phone number is 570-1053. Our text number is 35253. Just to kind of package this all up for you, we're talking the first P1 Hall of Fame inductions happening at Harrah's Rincon, September 4th and 5th, because there's a poker party involved. Yeah, on the 4th, yeah.
On the 5th, the morning of the 5th, Hall of Fame broadcast. On the night of the 5th, B-Rob's bachelor party. Two packages, one for $149.99, one for $299.99. And the more expensive one includes an invitation to B-Rob's bachelor party, which will be off the his. It will be poolside at Harrah's Rincon. person that we are going to introduce today. We're going to roll these out over the course of the week, all seven people. And on Friday morning, we're going to do two inductees on the air. We'll announce them to you, but we're going to announce them to you day by day. So we have on the phone our first inductee. I don't think it's any surprise to anybody. Ladies and gentlemen, P1 Spaceboy is on the line. He's the king.
How you doing, dude? This is it. This is incredible. That's right. You asked for it. You got it. That's right. It's the best. How did you feel when I called you? Man, I think you summed it up. Speechless. That's the only word I can come up with. See, this isn't, I'm just not just a regular P1, and neither are the rest of the T1s that are inductees. This is a lifestyle for us. He's right. Wow, that's cool. He's right. It's a lifestyle. I mean, they don't just listen to the Mikey show. They live the Mikey show. And that's what this is. A P1 is a big time fan of the Mikey show. And these are the best of the best. That's why they get the jacket. That's why they get their name inscribed on a plaque. That's why they are big shots. There is no bigger honor. In the P1 world. There is no bigger honor. He's right. This is it, man. Now, a lot of you may be saying to yourself, okay, maybe there are some new listeners to the show. And if you are a new listener to The Mikey Show and you're kind of getting a handle on this whole P1 thing, and by the way, you don't have to pay anything or you don't have to do anything to become a P1. As long as you're listening to us exclusively and you're a Mikey Show fan and you fit those parameters, you're a P1.
And if you're just starting to listen to the Mikey show, hopefully we will have you as a P1 and you will build upon this thing that we call the P1 Army. But as long as you're an exclusive listener to the Mikey show, you're a P1. Now, if you're wondering, though, well, what made these guys this special? This space boy is unbelievable. I remember the first time we met him. I was just thinking that right now. Was it Tower Records? Yeah. Creeped me out a little bit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. It scared the pants off me. It was shocking. But at the same time, I was filled with a sense of pride and like, wow, this thing we're doing is real. This was, I mean, we were just on the air, not even a year yet, I don't think. I think you're right. And this kid shows up. And he has this giant binder full of CDs. You know those things that you keep? They almost have this big, thick, heavy leather padding on the outside. And it's giant. I mean, this thing was giant. It probably held how many rows? Two CD rows? Or what was it, Space Boy? Eight discs per page. Eight discs per page. Wow. So imagine if you were to take eight CDs.
And lay him out how much space that would take up. This thing was so heavy and gigantic. And he asked us, can you sign this? And I'm like, what is it? He goes, oh, take a look. And I opened this thing up. And it's custom CDs that had been handwritten on every single day we were on the air. He kept track of every day, taped everything, renewed everything. Recorded every show. Recorded it all. And he literally knows more about the show than we do. That's true. And that's a true statement. We're not saying that as. Just to be sarcastic or just to figure a speech. He literally. If we can't remember something, we call Spaceboy to find out what the deal is. He can even send us the audio if we need it. We've lost audio before. Didn't have a sound effect. Didn't have this. Didn't have that. We'll just reach out to Spaceboy. He goes, oh yeah, I'll get it. It's unreal. He tapes it every day. He does a podcast. He's part of a podcast where he's doing his own homage to the Mikey show. And this guy eats, breathes, drinks a Mikey show. One of the Iron Man costume contests. Yeah. I mean, he participates in everything. Every event we do. Shows up to every event, listens every day, participates in contests, calls in. I mean, he does everything a good P1 should do. He thinks of ways to make the show better. Yeah. He's right now at his house designing a special piece of equipment that he came up with for me to use on the air. Wow.
For a long time, wrote trivia questions for P1 Trivia. Yeah. This guy is... He's everything. Yeah, he's the king of P1s. It was a unanimous decision. Oh, yeah. First guy in, no doubt about it. Now, that's why we're telling you about him on day one, because Spaceboy is, you know, he's the guy that... If there are other P1s in there, like, what would I aspire to be in terms of knowing about the show? Just talk to Spaceboy. How do I become a Hall of Famer? Become a tenth of what Space Boy is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the truth. You guys, I am beaming with pride. You guys are the best. No, listen. It was so funny, you guys. Hearing him labor over the proper size for his jacket. Oh, yeah. Because we got to get him a jacket. All of the P1 Hall of Fame inductees are going to be presented with a really killer, like very wearable, like we all want one on the show.
Letterman jacket, which you better have a bodyguard with you for that thing. Because I'm telling you, that thing's awesome. And you wear that to a P1 event, forget about it. It's awesome. There's only going to be seven of them. There's only seven of them. And I was talking to him, and he was like, he didn't know whether to go large or extra large because he's tall. And he's thin, and he's like, he finally picked extra large. This guy is so excited, man. Awesome. Should be. He is so excited. It's cool, man. Congratulations, dude. So there it is. Hey, Space Boy, we appreciate it. And just know you're going to have to give a speech that day. You know what I mean? I'm sure I'll come up with something. You got to give a speech that day. All right, brother. Thank you, man. All right. Thanks a lot, you guys. See you later. All right. We'll see you. So there he is. That's Space Boy. And he will be inducted into the P1 Hall of Fame. Another name now announced tomorrow.
Nice. There it is. We still have gas monkey pulling somebody over. Oh, that funky monkey. That funky monkey. I love him. You know the gas monkey? He's so cute. Boston Rob's a gas monkey. Look at this kid. Are you there? Yeah. Hello? You're so cute. Look at you. Whenever you go to him, you're always confused. First time using a phone. Who's this? What is going on? Yeah, you're there. What's this device I'm talking on? Yes, this is the gas monkey. Over. Come in, Mike. Micah, you're there. Gas Monkey? Hello, yes. I'm live from College Area. Okay. I'm live from College Area. College Area. Oh, my gosh. That's fantastic. All right, so, Rob, are you ready to do this? Yeah, yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready. All right, and this time don't call it the Banana Cops, will you? Yeah, that's bad.
Okay, just gas monkey police? No, no. No police. You're not authority. He's in a monkey suit, okay? No. He's in a monkey suit, and he is in the Rock 105.3 van looking for people with Mikey Show P1 Army bumper stickers on their car. And basically what he's going to do is he's going to pull the person over, get out of there with his big monkey suit, do a little monkey dance. The monkey moonwalk. The monkey moonwalk, he calls it. And he's going to walk up to the car, and he's going to hold a bunch of bananas out, and he's going to have him pick a banana. And then the banana has gas cards taped to it, and they're worth between $25 and $250. And there you go. So, Gas Monkey, do you see a car in front of you? Yeah, yeah. And you know what? We just pulled up to a red light, so this is a little awkward. Hold on. Let me yell at this guy. All right. Hold on. You got to loosen the seatbelt. You always got to buckle it to be safe. Yeah, buckle in, gas monkey. Advice? Hey, pal. No, no. Keep going. After this red light, we're going to need you to pull over on the gas monkey. We're going to need you to pull over safely in a parking lot so I don't get hit. Like what? You should not be hanging up anymore like that. Now it's green. Now it's green.
Oh, no. That guy was hanging halfway out the window. That was scary. Yeah. What are you doing? It's a bus stop. Not at the bus stop. Yeah, don't fall over at a bus stop. The bus can't get in there. This is always just ridiculous. All right. This guy is genius. He pulled into a parking lot, not in the middle of the street, like 90% of the people we pull over. He actually pulled into a parking lot. Good for him. What kind of car are we talking? He got out of his car and started dancing himself. Look at them. This is not the point. Erin, let me get the winner line going here. We got a phone ready for the winner. Of course, all this. All this is being video. Look at that. Very nice. And hey, by the way, if you're driving by and you see all this, honk. Honk. It makes good radio. Rob. Stop dancing, Rob, and talk to us. Rob, are you dancing too? Rob, he's so weird. He starts to, he gets weird in a suit. I mean, we're on the radio, Mike. Rob said. Yeah, give him a phone. Hello? Hello, this is T1 Robert. Robert, how are you? Pretty good, man, just getting down with us.
It was a monkey. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Look at you. That's a monkey. You and your monkey business. Hey, Robert. How long you had that sticker on your car, bro? You know what? I had it. I went to the P1 strike. Yep. And had it sin. There you go. Good boy. Let me tell you something. It pays to have the new one P1 Army sticker on your car. He got pulled over for that reason. Pull a banana. How much? Hello, Mikey? Yes, yes. I got the 25. Oh, what the heck is going on around here? How many times are you going to pull a $25? I'm driving a 5.6 big truck, but it's all good, you know. Thank you very much. Hey, listen, any little bit helps. Any little bit helps. I bet you Rob is taking the other denomination. What is going on? Probably.
He pulled a banana. He pulled a banana. He pulled the sticker off the banana and revealed a $25 gas card. Congratulations to you, sir. Thank you very much. Robert, no problem. No problem. Thank you, Robert. Gas Monkey. You there, Gas Monkey? Oh, boy. Oh, boy. He is so loud. Call Animal Control. No kidding. Oh, my goodness. Good job, Gas Monkey. All right. Come back here. Okay. You're a good man. You're a good monkey. Thank you. I love you. There he is. There's a gas monkey. Text us at 35253. Call us at 5701053. When we come back, I have audio of John Mayer flipping out at the paparazzi. He wants to explain the breakup, and it's real. I mean, it's not funny. It's like he's upset, and he's saying to them about this Jennifer Aniston breakup. He wants to talk about that, and so we'll play the audio for you next. It's Mikey. The Mikey Show is on.
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It is me and Eddie. Oh, no. I'm not ready. I'm not ready. Hey. Oh, man. They're both taking drinks out of their water bottles. Yeah, we're going to split the pot, Mike. Yeah. Okay. We chop it. All right. Eddie starts. Eddie starts. Wait, what? What? Here we go. Movies with the word. The title. Dark Knight. Dark, baby, dark. Dark Knight. The Mikey Show. Rock 105.3. Let's see, who is that? Who's that, Seth? John Butler Trio. That's good. I've never heard of him in my life, but I like that sound. Welcome back. It is 8.09. Over 170 people had to be evacuated from the Grand Canyon by helicopter after heavy rains caused a dam to fail. Venus and Serena Williams won gold in the men's double tennis.
doubles tennis in the Olympics. Not the men's, obviously. Wow, that is really amazing that they did that. It said women's, but it had to be a misprint because I saw a picture. Eddie actually was. He knows. He's like, wow, those guys are good. And they really know how to knock it out of the ball. Way to go, bros. They're sisters. Welcome back. If you know anything about this, but John Mayer was dating Jennifer Aniston. Apparently working his way down the list. That's crazy! Of all the greatest looking women. And so, yeah, he, who, let's review. Okay. Jennifer Love Hewitt. Correct. We know Jessica Simpson. Correct. We know. That little hottie from Friday Night Lights. Oh, that's right. Oh, yeah. The chick that plays Lila Garrity. Yeah. Don't know her name. Me neither. Really pretty. My forget. Myla something. Myla, yeah, that's right. It is Myla. Do you know? Mila Servino. Oh, I don't think that's... Am I forgetting? Cameron Diaz? Oh, that's right. He dated Cameron Diaz. Didn't he do like a Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, one of them? I was like... I think all of them. Well, I knew one of those fell in there. I swear. Well, he's... Richard Simmons. Richard Simmons is for sure. Yeah, definitely Nell Carter. Minka Kelly. Minka Kelly. That's right.
That's right. Still Getty? Not too soon. Not too soon. Not too soon. Not too soon. There you go. Always too soon. So there you go. Pam Dauber. I think he dated for a short period of time. Mindy. Mindy from Mork and Mindy. Pam Dauber. That's huge. So the latest is Jennifer Aniston, and they have broken up. And so, of course, what happens when people break up? The rumor mill starts, right? Yeah. And so John Mayer is being followed all over New York City. The guy's just trying to do his stand-up. That's all. He just wants to go from comedy club to comedy club. He does stand-up? Did you guys know this? I did not know. John Mayer does stand-up. And sometimes he'll just pop into a club in New York City and just do stand-up. No way. This is a true fact. That is random. But you know him as a singer and his music is incredible. His music is incredible. In fact, I can't get that new one out of my head. Say what you need to say. Oh, I love it. Well said. Don't you guys think... You know it, right, Sky? Yeah. Say what you need to say. What is that? What you need to say. Maybe she's doing a Heath Ledger joke. No. It's a good one. Why do we only have one...
version of it. Come on, Ashley. There we go. Now I found it. That's really weird. Really weird. Did he have throat cancer? Yeah, no kidding. What kind of John Mayer impression is that? Say what, you? Come on, baby. That's right. You know, this song is kind of bitter. The song is pretty bitter. I mean, his songs used to be about how incredible the woman was and how incredible it was to be with the woman. And her body was a wonderland. And all I can do is every waking moment want to be with you. And, oh, the dumb things I say and that kind of deal. And now it's like, just get it out of your system. What do you want to say? Say it and get it over with. What? What's the problem? Just say it. Are you upset? Just say it then. I'm sick of it. And so they're chasing him around Manhattan.
And they're constantly asking him if he cheated on Jennifer Aniston. Oh, yeah, because sources close to Jennifer Aniston say that's the reason that she said no, thank you, because he had cheated a couple times. And she's like, yeah, we're just in different places. And they've done that. Right. Now, he says he has maintained from the beginning that that's not true. And his answer is consistent with her second part of the of her statements, which is that. They're at different places. So here he is on the street with the paparazzo. Cut seven. Somebody write some real stuff. What's the rumor? What's the rumor? As you hear it. What are you hearing? Why? It's like a bunch of stuff, right? It's the most normal thing in the world. There's no lying. There's no cheating. There's no nothing. And you know, if you guys are going to run stuff...
and run every lie under the sun have somebody stand up for somebody have me as a man which ended a relationship stand here and write some truth and have me stand up for somebody and write that jennifer aniston is the smartest most sophisticated person i think i've ever met and people are different people have different chemistry they have different lives it's not about years it's about going out with somebody being truthful on the way in being truthful in the middle and being truthful on the way out you're either a cheater or you break up and i'm not the first I'm the second one. And that's it. There's no lying. I just don't want to be followed around New York City like an animal. Very strong statement. To me, the most compelling thing about what he said is you're either a cheater or you break up. I'm like, I did not realize that that was the only option. Those are my choices. Yes. That's all you get, Eddie. In life, you're either a cheater or you break up. What if I'm neither? No, you're one, he says. He says you're one. You have to be one. He says you either cheat or you break up. So either you cheat on her or you leave her at it. These are your options. Now, I've always said this. I've always said this. I've said that in every relationship, if you're not married and you're in a relationship right now, boyfriend and girlfriend, in every relationship you're in, you either get married or break up. Now, that is a fact. Unless you're Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell. And then you stay dating forever. For the rest of your life. Yes.
There are a couple of people that date forever. Yeah. So there are a couple of exceptions to this rule. But for the most part, people either break up or get married. So I thought that was an interesting thing. That is. And so, I don't know. I don't want to make a leap here. But if those are his only two options and he didn't cheat, then that basically said he wanted to move on to something else. Or am I interpreting that weird? Wait, say that again. Say that again. He didn't want to be a cheater, so his only option was to leave her, meaning that there was something he wanted to mess around with. Now, are you coming to this conclusion based on what he said, which is that you're either a cheater or you break up? Right. Well, he says, no, I broke up. Now, if he were a cheater, he would... So he's not breaking up for another girl because to say either you're a cheater or you break up makes, like... For some reason, I interpret that as him saying, hey, I could have been a cheater. I wanted to be a cheater, but no, I did the right thing. I broke up and then diddled somebody else. Could be. I don't know what the word is. Very adult. Thank you. I think that it is logical that if his line of thinking is you're either a cheater or you break up and I'm not a cheater, I think it's logical to say, well.
I wonder if you were to ask this question. I wonder why you did the second one. Seems like it'd be because I didn't want to do the first one. Right. So I don't think Sky's out of left field on that one. I think that could be logically concluded. But they did ask him if he's seeing anybody right now. And that question made him a little... Well, probably not the best time to go into that. I mean, he's obviously not happy. Yeah, but this lady asked him. All right. Go for it. Here's what he said. Cut eight. Why would you ask me that question? I'm just being as honest as I can possibly be. And you're asking questions. You're asking questions that completely belie what I'm saying. I respect that. I ended a relationship because there is... Mix that word in more. Belay? Belay. It's a good word. I don't even know what that means. Completely belies everything I just said. In other words, everything that I said, it just glosses over everything I just said. It negates everything I just said. It sounds very smart. It sounds like you wrote My Body is a Wonderland if you say that. You are capable of writing My Body is a Wonderland if you use the word belie. Aren't you trying too hard? If you say belie? Not if you write My Body is a Wonderland. You put the two things together and you go...
That guy said he wanted his hands to be behind your head as it hits a pillow. Yeah, he did. It's like PB&J. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the lie and the other stuff. I don't. So one's a peanut butter, one's a jelly. What's your name to say? Okay. Okay, well. It's like somebody passed gas, right? That is different. Is there worse than pass gas? You want to hear the rest of this clip? Because he's upset. You know, he's obviously upset. Rob? That's the monkeys back in the studio. When we come back, I'm going to play you the rest of that clip. It's Mikey. Today, we salute you, Mr. X-Pro Football Commentator Guy. You offer keen, in-depth analysis, like scoring will help you win. I did not know that. Your physique was once built to handle the rigors of professional football. Now it's built to handle a 23-pound honey-glazed hand. So crack open a nice voice inside. With so many great cars and trucks to choose from...
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And I just like a blows over it. I confronted her on it. I told her that, you know what, I'm good enough. And her and I literally got into a fist fight. Wait. You got into a fist? Like the idea that we were fisting, but... On accident. No, they accidentally fist fight. Back to the Mikey Show. Rock 105.3. Talking about the stir that I caused on the fantasy football show this weekend. The controversy that was created. Well, I'll tell you here in a second. It's 831. Hulk Hogan was ordered by a judge late last week to pay his estranged wife $40,000 a month in spousal support. That's dirty. Come on, dude. What's up? Oh, guy. That's dirty. You're a jerk, Scott. You ruined my day. You ruined my life. Carl Edwards won his second in three races, winning at Michigan, and he's now second in points.
Carl Edwards talks about his victory. First of all, I have to thank Office Depot, Affleck, Ford Motor Company, Ford's the greatest cars on the road. Glad to be a part of their resurgence. And man, that was just that restart. Now the answer. Kyle's very good at restarts. And I knew he was going to hang back and get the run on my bumper like he did to Jimmy about three or four weeks ago. I just didn't want to let that happen. My guys did an unbelievable job to get me off the pit road. My guys really blew it today. How about that? This is unbelievable. I'm going to hear that one. We're winning races. We're gearing up for the chase, and I'm feeling stronger than ever. They should play this. When every race starts, they should say that. After the whole race, they play this music as they go around. I'd like to thank my sponsors, Munchos and Datshasta. There ain't no Munchos. There is no munchos. They're delicious. There are munchos. And they're delicious. What is munchos? What are they, sir? What are they, your sponsors? Do you even know? Well, yeah, you munch on them when you're hungry. Salt and sweet. No, no sweet. I mean salt. Delicious. And diet Shasta. Munchos and diet Shasta. What is Shasta? It's just cola, right? Cola. Well, yeah, or you can get lemon-lime. Lemon-lime Shasta?
So you get cola-flavored Shasta and lemon-lime-flavored Shasta? Yeah. Sounds delicious. Thank you. That's a good sponsor. Thanks. Okay, in a couple of seconds, I'm going to finish playing the John Mayer upset clip denying that he had anything to do with a cheating affair with Jennifer Aniston. He says they broke up because they're at different places in their lives. That's why Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt broke up, too. She's never in the right place. Brad Pitt, Vince Vaughn, and John Mayer have broken up with Jennifer Aniston. Wow. Damaged goods. What does it mean? Well, do we know for sure that they've broken up with her? Well, we know John Mayer did, and we know that she was left by Brad Pitt. Well, John Mayer didn't say he broke up with her, did he? He did. He did say that. Oh, because everything... Who else is saying that she broke up with him? That's his point. He's like, everything that you're reading is a bunch of BS. He's saying he broke up. You hear it in the first clip. I don't believe him. He's got more baggage than a Southwest flight. That's right. It's not true. She's a lovely woman. Why do you not believe him? Because she's a beautiful, well-put-together woman. I'm a huge fan. And he's a womanizer. Yeah. Beautiful.
Well put together women never get dumped. Yeah. Never get dumped. Well, they can. And she hasn't already been. They get dumped all the time. Dumped by everybody. She has not been dumped by everybody. Everybody. Don't say that. I'm a huge fan. Nobody likes her. I love her. And she should be respected. Well, maybe you should go out with her. This guy would break up with her. Yeah, eventually. I would not break up with her. Everything gets old. I'd love her forever. I wonder what it is. I know what it is. They don't want it. have kids and get married right now. She does. She wants to get married and have kids. No way. He's probably at the Playboy Mansion right now. Because as soon as they were linked, Jen Aniston and John Mayer, that's what all the tabloids were saying. Wedding bells, babies. That's immediately where the tabloids went with it. She might pass gas in her sleep. My wife only lives with that because we're married. There's nothing wrong with that. Here we go. Ashley thinks that's fine to do. Can't help it. Can't help it, right, Ash? Well, remember, like, a month into me dating my boyfriend, he confessed to me that I had done that in my sleep, and it was really embarrassing. Yeah. And you guys wrote a pretty song about it to make fun of me. We did, because you fart in your sleep. Yeah. You're gross. It happened that one time. No, I bet it happened. It happens all the time. How would you know you were asleep? Did she pass out? She's on that one. All right. Well, we'll come back to the John Mayer thing.
I called into the fantasy football show this weekend, which Eddie hosts. You called in? I called in. He calls in every week, which we love. Oh, he does? Yeah. That's awesome. I tried to participate. He plays fantasy football, so why would he not? I tried to participate one time, and Eddie is so good on that fantasy football show, I could not have been more intimidated. I was practically shaking. What? Calling in? Wow. I came and sat in. And I'm a good fantasy football player. And I came in. They invited me one time. Eddie's like, dude, why don't you come sit in on a fantasy football show? I'm like, all right, all right. I came in here to this never again. Well, first of all, they'd never have me back, but I was so terrible. No, you were not. Dude, I was awful. This is what I sounded like. Well, I think... And Eddie would have to, like, rescue me. Well said. He would laugh a little bit, and he'd go, I think what Mikey's trying to say is, yeah, Eddie, yeah. Like, I have the information in my head, but I can't commit. Even when I was on the phone, I was like, and Eddie goes, the Vikings? And I go, yeah, yeah. Wow, that's embarrassing. Okay. I'm sorry, it just came out. Well, Eddie asked me, he said, all right, Mikey, you're first. I bobbed him a softball. Okay. Because I figure, you know, he's.
He was, you know, not really calling in about the fantasy stuff. He was calling in to promote the BMW appearance. I had a lot more easy softball fantasy question just to have him involved in the thing. And then he causes this controversy. Yeah, I answered honestly. I answered honestly, but it was a controversial answer. Eddie, what did you ask? The most simple question you could ask at this time of the year. Let's say you get the number one draft pick in fantasy football. Who are you going to take? And there's a clear-cut answer. Everybody knows what the answer is. Tom Brady. Sky, who would you pick? Well, I'd say LT, right? Isn't he one of the best players around? Well, he is the best player around. Even Sky knows this. I don't watch football. I said Adrian Peterson. Who is that, Eddie? Well, she's an actress. Adrian Peterson is a football player for the Vikings. Yeah, he's a football player for the Vikings. And he is on most people's list. Take him second. Adrian Peterson is... But I thought you asked Mikey who he'd take first. The question wasn't who would you take second. If I get the first pick, I will take...
Adrian Peterson. And Eddie goes, and Eddie goes, and you hear everybody. And then I started sweating. Oh, no. Dang. It was very controversial. Way to go, Mike. It's a gamble. It's not like Adrian Peterson is going to have a bad season. I mean, he's a great player. But, I mean, there is a clear-cut choice as number one. And so I was just blown away. Wow, Mike. I'll tell you what I'd like. I'd like to draw the second pick. That'd be great. I would love for somebody to make the decision for me. Oh, I want the second pick with you getting the first pick. Yeah, right. That'd be perfect. Yeah. If I get the first pick, somebody gets LT. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Please. How about that? That'd be rad. Some text messages that we're getting at 35253. And our phone number, 5701053. A. Mikey, does lending friends money cause problems in a friendship? Yes. Yes. The answer is yes. Duh. No. Yeah. It's always going to cause problems. Just do it. Rob says do it. Okay. No, it causes problems. It causes problems. I have a quarter. Mikey, gas is $3.71 in Las Vegas. Oh, that's good. Hey, speaking of Las Vegas. Comparatively. Speaking of Las Vegas. Yeah. Ashley was in Vegas this weekend. She was? Yeah. I didn't know. I told you.
She went to Vegas. Sounds like fun. She was hanging out with Leonardo DiCaprio. That's a true statement. Stop lying. I know we're trying to get ratings and things like that, but you don't just go and say... I had Tom Hanks over this weekend too. Ash. True or false? You hung out with Leonardo DiCaprio, the Leonardo DiCaprio. He's a sweet man. True or false, you hung out with him not once, but twice this weekend. Oh, really? I was at a costume party with Julia Roberts on Sunday. What was she dressed as? She came as the Joker. Oh, okay. That's an interesting choice. It was good. Too soon, I would tell her. She didn't have to wear any makeup. That joke is too soon. Okay, Eddie. That's a rough one. Sheboygan. No, Sheboygan. That was just mean. Ashley, would you like to explain? Are you for real? What the heck? What is this? This was nuts. Like, I don't even... It was crazy. Yeah. Basically, I get there on Friday. Right after work, I took a flight to Vegas. It's my friend's 21st birthday. And she had it all planned out. Like, she had this club guy who basically got us in everywhere VIP. So we got, like, special treatment the entire weekend. What friend is this? Kaylee. Kaylee.
My only friend, if I'm being honest. Your only friend. But I thought you had a lot of friends, and most of them were your best friends. Best friends. No, but see, that's the thing. It's like... Shelly Brown. Huh? Shelly Brown. Well, she's moving to Palm Springs. Good friend. Okay, but she's a friend. Is she a friend? No. Man, you move. You're out of here. You're done. Get off my list. You're right, Shelly Brown. Okay. Yeah. Jillian. Jillian lives in Idaho. So she moves. She moves. She's not your friend anymore. Okay, okay. I guess she's my only friend here that I hang out with on a regular basis, talk on the phone. We talk on the phone every day. We kick it probably every other day. Man, I used to remember you had just like an entourage of chicks that you used to hang with. I totally did. Give me names. Jocelyn. Where's Jocelyn? Jocelyn's in Pasadena. So she's out of here. They move, they're done. Well, they move and it's like I'm really bad at keeping in touch. So, like, honestly, Jocelyn and I will talk maybe twice a year. What about Megan? Megan's in rehab. Okay, what about Margie? Margie. Margie. Margie. Margie meet to L.A. And she found out her name's not Margie. It's Margie. That's embarrassing. That's embarrassing. What about Sienna? Sienna's not a friend of yours? Oh, Sienna is a good friend. Oh, see, Sienna. But I don't hang out with her. I don't hang out with her. That's a friend. Now she's got to clarify that. So, okay, what I meant was friends in San Diego that don't have glasses.
Every day, we don't hang out on the weekend. Like, Sienna, I love her, and I see her at work, and I love her. She's great, but her and I are like... I don't really like her. I'll be honest. Get out of here, you. We don't hang out on the weekend. What about Jessa? No more... Cut her off like six months ago. It's over? Yeah, I just told her that... You know, with her and I, we're at different places in our lives. Yeah, it's just really tough to hear, man. I haven't talked to her in like seven months. Oh, my. Is there anybody else that I'm leaving out? Zeth. Yeah, what about Zeth? Never friends. Yeah, Zeth and I don't hang out anymore either. Ever since it got awkward on the air and we were fighting a lot, like, we kind of stopped. Stopped hanging out. Rob was your best friend. What about Rob? What about me? Rob, you know, ever since him and Swiss had kind of found each other. Oh, no. I was in the background and he forgot about me. And then I kind of went on and started doing my own thing. And, you know, we don't really hang out anymore so much. But I love him.
He's my brother, but just, I mean, on a daily basis, hanging out every weekend. I got one friend who I do it with, and that's Kaylee. All right. That's just all I need. And my boyfriend and my dog, I'm good. That's really sad. And now Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah. Sweet in, Leo. Sweet Leo. What happened? What happened with sweet Leo? How'd it go down? Basically, so Kaylee tells me, yeah, basically, we're going to go and sit at Leonardo DiCaprio's table tonight. Like, are you cool with that? I'm like, oh, I'm so sure. Don't believe her. Come on. Don't believe her. Like, right? Who's going to believe that? I wouldn't believe it. So we go to the bank, which is a club. It's not a bank. I wasn't aware. Rob goes there every two weeks. Club in Vegas. Into the bank. And it's like one of the new hot clubs in Vegas called the bank. So we got there. And sure enough, maybe a couple minutes later, in cruises Leo, all nonchalant. He doesn't have an entourage with them. He's not crowded by security. He just mobs in.
You wouldn't have even known it was him unless I knew he was coming. Did he have a disguise? He had a hat on. Like a baseball cap? No glasses, no sunglasses? You're telling me a big fat lot. Aviator sunglasses? Yeah, I get it. He was in a movie called The Aviator. He was in The Aviator. He was in The Aviator. And he just came in and he had maybe like five or six guys with him. A couple guys. And they cruise in and they take this table. So they look like any dudes that would be walking in with their boys. Nobody even knew. No one even freaked out. No one even did anything when he came out. I just hope this isn't all too good to be true. The place was packed. It was pitch black dark with like strobe lights. You know, it was this crazy Vegas class. You should have leaned over and really loudly gone. You look just like Leonardo DiCaprio. She's playing it cool. Do you want a line? No. That's what they do at these guys. That's what they do there? My goodness. Crazy there. So he's at the table next to us. Like, we weren't actually at his table. We had tried to sit there. They moved us. And so I'm like, oh, we're screwed. So we're at this other guy's VIP table, and we're all just hanging out. Are you guys having a killer time? He's just sitting up there, Mike. No one's talking. He's just sitting there drinking a beer. And I'm like, okay, what? No one's going to, like, enjoy his company? I'll go ahead and enjoy his company. Is there anybody sitting next to him? No one's sitting next to him. Like, there's chairs available.
Well, it's like a ledge. Like, there's a booth, right? It's a VIP booth. And then there's, like, a ledge above it. And so he was sitting up on the ledge, and his feet were on, like, the booth seat. Wow. Is there security? Like, is he just by himself? There was people everywhere. The place was packed, and he had, like, five friends with him, and there's a couple, like, pro-ho's, like, girls just kind of kicking it in there with him. Pro-ho's. Pro-ho, by the way. What is a pro-ho? Well, in my opinion, a pro-ho is, there's one of, it's that girl that, Just wants to be in that celebrity clan and will do anything it takes. What does she look like? Fake boobs, platinum hair. Easy being a ho now. Designer purse, designer shoes. Designer sunglasses. Groupies. Girl groupies who will do anything to just hang out with the top DJs in Vegas and the top celebrities and top club guys. How old are prohos? I would say anywhere from probably 21 to 30. You know? They can be as old as 30? Yeah. Okay. You're a real hooker. These girls, they keep themselves out. They got the fake nails. They got the fake boobs. They got the fake eyelashes. What would a pro hoe do for a living? Like, what would her living be? Anything? A lot of them are, like, they're club promoters. Like, so they'll go around and promote clubs, and then they meet a lot of... They want to work in that industry. Sure. Got it. But they'll be, like, even, like, a waitress, you know? Yeah. But at a really cool club, and then they just... And then they go have fun at the other clubs, and that's their lifestyle. Yeah. As long as you're, like, hot.
And, like, we'll do anything. Like, you can be in that clan. You know, these girls, they'll flash. They get really crazy. So, they were just, there's a couple of them in there just, like, chilling. Rob, where are we going clubbing later? Yeah. All right. So, I just decided. This is not a lifestyle that I lead. Margarita rocks. Oh, finally. So, I decide to go and kick it with Leo. Like, sweet boy is sitting there all by himself. I'm going to go up and I'm going to. Chat with him. She's got such rock. She is fearless. It does and she's got him. She's fearless. I tell Kaylee I'll be right back and I walk up the stairs and I walk right up to him and I sit down next to him on the ledge and his friend immediately goes, get off! And pushes me off. Leo couldn't care less. He was ready to chat with me, right? So I just... get pushed off by his friend. Like, you're not allowed to sit. Did he physically touch you? Yeah. He like pushed me off. Oh, weird. Like, you know, you're not allowed to sit by Leo. Oh, that's weird. Sexy. Leave her alone. Yeah. So I, so I, now I'm like kind of in front of him. So I just go for it and I just lean in and I stick out my hands and he, to shake it and he grabs it and I go, I just, so I go, Oh no. I just want to let you know it's an honor.
It's an honor. She's the best. You're awesome. That's the worst thing you could say. Why are you the way you are? And he looks a little confused, and so I go, and I grab both. With his hand, I'm grabbing both my hands now. I'm cupping his hand, and I'm shaking it vigorously. So you have a big hand? Just a normal-sized hand. Not teeny little hands like mine, right? No, he's not dainty. Not dainty small, pretty cute ones like mine? Perfect size for strawberry picking. Not like that. He was a normal guy, you know. I know he's a little Titanic. Was he real tall? Tall and kind of gangly. I mean, he was sitting down at that time. So, like, I couldn't perceive, like, the height. Excuse me, sir. Do you have any food? Ash. Mama's hungry. Ash, did he smell good? And see, that was the other thing. Someone had told me they'd met him and he smelled bad. Oh, really? I don't recall any, like... The club smelled like sweat and booze. I didn't notice anything from him. He smoked cigarettes. He was smoking cigarettes. That's what I was smelling. Now, when you did this, did the friend that pushed you off, he didn't do anything? Nothing, because at this point, it was like Leo's call. He could have been like, get this out. He was engaged. He was fully... He didn't care. The guy let him. What did you look like? I was wearing... First of all...
If you guys ever go to Vegas and go to like a club, don't wear white. Don't do that because you're going to get spilled on. Kimbra just said that she did that and she said the same exact thing. She just went to Vegas, went to a club, was dancing and had a bunch of stuff spilled on her and she was wearing white. The entire night. Because it's so packed and bump, bump and people are dancing on the ledges and I'm getting jumped on my head. So don't do that. So when you met Leo, had you been dumped on already? By that point, well, I would like douse it in cold water and get the stain out right away. She douse it. But it was fine. That's D-O-U-Z-E. Now, when you were talking to him, had you already been... Well said. Had you already been... Yeah, but it was like, it wasn't anything like obvious. So you didn't have like blue alcohol dripping down your face. Listen, mommy looked good. Mommy looked good. She wasn't going to be all willy-nilly meeting sweet Leo DiCaprio without looking good. Exactly. So I'm vigorously shaking it and I'm like, it's just, it's a true honor to meet you. I just wanted to tell you that. And he goes, oh my gosh, baby, thank you so much. Thank you. Wow.
normal. Cool. And I go, I just want to let you know, I just really respect you and all the work that you've done in your movies. She's too much. She's the best, man. I love it. I respect your work. That's nice. I respect your work and it's just, you know. You may recognize me from American Idol. Yes, yes. Yes. It's the best. And I go, it's an honor to meet you. I really respect your work you've done in your movies. And this is really a pleasure. Listen, I have one question for you, if I may. Was that really your urine in The Aviator? You know, how did they do that with the Howard Hughes urine in the bottle thing? What was that? I really think you played a great girly man in This Boy's Life. Yes. How did you do that? Great rolling. What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Yes, and What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Oh, he's such a genius. Can you just recreate that role for me right here, right now? Look how dynamic he is. All those films. So I just, that's what I said. And that was it, Mike. And he goes, thank you, baby. Thank you so much. Come here. And he just leans in and we do, you know, a nonchalant peck on the cheek. What? He pecked you on the cheek? He pecked you on the cheek? Yeah, I could have cried. DiCaprio. DiCaprio.
Great story. Compelling and rich. DiCaprio. Yeah. From Titanic. Yeah. That's crazy. He's my homie. Yeah. Kiss me on the cheek. Thank you, baby. That is so sweet of you. I really appreciate that. Did you say you'll never let go? No. Okay. No, she goes, you played a great smack head in the basketball. I just want to say that. Wow. And that was it. And then I just said, and I said, that's it. I go, thank you. You know, I just want to say that. That's it. And you walked away? And I walked away. Nice. And then, um. I proceeded to, like a lame ass, go home because I was tired. Mommy's tired. Club closes at 3. Everyone else is, I'm like tired. I'm going to bed. So I guess Kaylee and Brittany, my two friends who I was with, like went to the after party with him at this private villa, like swam with him, like smoked cigarettes, kicked it like personally with him. I was not there for that. And the next day we go to this other VIP cabana at this. pool called Bear, which is supposed to be really cool. Did any of your friends kiss him? No. No. I didn't know. No! I don't know that they would make sex with him if they would make the sex with him. Make the romance together. The sexy time. They have sexiness. Girls were all around him the entire night. He would chat with them, but did not flirt. I did not see him macking at all. Macking? On any girl.
Some people are PC, some people are Mac. That's true. Which really impressed me because I thought for sure he'd be a jerk when I met him and I for sure thought he'd be cheating on his girlfriend. He has a girlfriend? Ashley instantly looked at Sky for confirmation because Sky knows all that stuff. Sky just said it's a model. And so the next day we're at this pool, we're at this cabana and in rolls Leo again with this little posse of five guys and sits up at the table so we kick it with him in the cabana. And, you know, he's eating Chinese food. And I'm like, oh. Can I have some? What are we trying here? It looked delicious. Okay. It was nuts. So you ran into him a few times. Yeah, like kicked it with him in his cabana. And at that time, I was like, I'm not going to go up to him. Like, again, like I had my moment. I just wanted to tell him, you know, that it's an honor. And that was it. I'm good. Wow. What a crazy story. My heart will go on. It was bananas. That is crazy. That's crazy! Made my weekend, so... 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. Our text number is 35253. Coming up... We'll do the Mikey Show questionnaire. We did not finish playing the John Mayer getting angry about the Jen Aniston stuff, so...
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Who's Michael Phelps? What is he doing over there? He's not supposed to just be partying. That's all he does is party. But he is a good friend of ours. We're talking about, of course, Pedro the Cricket, the official mascot of Cricket Wireless. And if you're looking for a cell phone company because you're fed up with yours, Cricket is the clear choice. Everybody should be switching to Cricket. Unless you like paying for text messaging. Picture messaging and long distance. I don't. I want it unlimited, Eddie. I love unlimited. No, I love unlimited. Unlimited is really good. And so if you go into a cricket store and you say, I love unlimited. I love unlimited. Yeah. They'll give you a big smacker right on the lips. Oh, wow. Hello. They'll do some really great stuff. Go in there right now. And they got great phones starting at just $49.99. Cricket's doing it up for you. And Sky, what's the website? Mycricket.com slash San Diego. The Mikey Show continues, featuring Mikey. I am a fat nerd, and it's really okay for you to say hello. Eddie. Hey, I'm a realist. Sky. Unless I'm provoked. Get yourself in, kids. Rock 105.3. It's a Mikey Show. It's 9.05. Ellen DeGeneres married her girlfriend, Portia DeRossi, this weekend at their home in Los Angeles. Our favorite wide receiver, Chad Johnson, had to leave the preseason game last night when he hit her.
hurt his shoulder. Oh, dude. I know. Is it bad? They're going to do an MRI, all that stuff on it today. Well, this is obviously going to mean a lot to people that have already done their fantasy football draft. That's why you don't do it early. That's right. You got to wait till the last minute. You got to wait till right before the season starts. All right. Welcome back. We're going to do this. Finish up this John Mayer, Jen Aniston thing. Yeah. So let's. We'll start the clip again. Basically, what happened was he got stopped on the streets of New York City asking questions about Jennifer Aniston because he was dating Jennifer Aniston. And people are the rumor is that he was cheating and blah, blah, blah. And he's really upset that that's the rumor. So he's trying to put a stop to it. And so he kind of goes off, you know, on the street. He's going off to him and he's telling him what he thinks. This one woman, he says, listen, this was the most normal breakup you can imagine. It was normal. It wasn't because of infidelity. It wasn't because of any of that stuff. It's just we're in different places. And he made it clear he broke up with her. He says there are different places in their lives. And he says, you either cheat or you break up. And I did the second one. Oh, my.
So right after he's done saying this, this woman who's there, you know, I guess is an interviewer or reporter or something. Paparazzo. Paparazzo. Says to him, are you seeing anyone else right now? And it upsets him. Yeah. Cut eight. Why would you ask me that question? I'm just, I'm being as honest as I can possibly be. And you're asking questions. You're asking questions that completely belie what I'm saying. I ended a relationship because there is no lying. I ended a relationship to be alone because I don't want to waste somebody's time. if something's not right. I don't waste people's time. I don't do the taper. I guarantee you there's 20% of the people on the street right now are in a relationship they wish they could get out of, but they don't know how. And I'm going to be honest on the way into my relationships. I'm going to be honest on the way out of my relationships. And I just feel like spending a million dollars right now to put a mirror in every Us Weekly so that when you're reading about it, you go like, oh, that was me too, like two years ago. That was me a year ago. It's the most normal thing I can possibly tell you. There's no other element to it. And I'm sorry that the story's not interesting,
But it's about time that somebody stand up for that girl. I think she's great. When you see us together, write all you want to write. I'm sorry. But I just feel like, I don't care. I just don't want people to get trashed all the time. Say something nice about somebody. She's one of the most lovely people I've ever met in my life. And I'm going through something that's a very personal thing that you have to give that up. You have to give everything up because you can't have it all. And it sucks. I don't understand that last part. Yeah, that last part is very... He's going through some stuff where he has to give things up. What? Is it Lent? Maybe that's it. Yeah. I don't know. But I don't like the paparazzi. I hate paparazzi. No, Eddie. I meant the paparazzi. The ones that are out there on the street taking pictures. He's not talking about P1 paparazzi. Yeah. I have no comment. I'm talking.
I'm talking about the actual paparazzi that are out there taking pictures of people. I don't like them. I think they're annoying. And I think that the people that they are stalking are no different. They're no different. They're no different than me and you. They're just people. They just do stuff that makes them famous. I do something that is a little different. I wouldn't want that. Just because this is what I do for a living. I wouldn't want people harassing me. I enjoy making jokes on the radio. He enjoys writing music. And it's really good when he sings. And he writes really good songs. People like him. But people, because of that, they follow him around. I think that eventually the paparazzi stuff will be illegal. Some dude ran into a woman on the sidewalk while he was taking pictures of her. Trying to take pictures of Charlize Theron. He's trying to take pictures of Charlize Theron. She's just walking. And this dude. runs into a pedestrian on the sidewalk because he's trying to take pictures of Charlize Theron and she flipped out. Cut 21. Crazy though. It's insane. They gotta get the right shot though. So anyway, that's that. Why don't we do some of this? I'm not ready. Never ready for this. Show questionnaire. This thing causes problems.
Listen, everybody gets a different question. All the questions are different. And everybody gets on the show. There are seven of us and six of us participate. Zeth does not. Because Zeth doesn't say enough on the air, so we don't know who he is. I mean, I don't know who he is. I mean, I could ask you questions. I mean, I don't know him well. I try. I try to get to know him. I do. I ask him questions. I say, hey, what are you about? He's always crying. Now, here's the deal. The people that fill out the Mikey Show questionnaire are myself, Eddie, Sky, Ashley, Sean, and Boston Rob. Yes. And we're asked questions, and we fill out this little questionnaire, three questions apiece. The questions are about one another. So in other words, it'll be like, you know, who would you trust to leave your kids with? And you have to answer with one of us. So the thing about Mikey Show questionnaire, it makes you go, oh, did they put me? Do they think that I should? Why wouldn't they put me for that? Shouldn't I be for that? Things that make you go, hmm. And then sometimes when you hear that they picked you, Eddie's looking at Ashley right now like, what was that about? Well, yeah, we know the song. Or Simeon Hall. So.
Sometimes when they answer your name, you're like, really? Choose me? That's weird. I didn't think so. I don't even like you. Remember the CPR question? Yeah. CPR. CPR. CPR. With a little tongue. Oh, man. What? You're inappropriate. I'm going to write down the time a little later. It's 9-12. Phone call to Rob. Talk about comment. Little Tom. You guys ready to get started? Why don't we start with B-Rob? Start with Arisonator. The question posed to Boston Rob was, who would you choose to be a DJ at your wedding? No. And whoever he says has to do it, right? So when we have Rob's wedding, they're the DJ for sure.
Eddie, who do you think he said he wanted to be a DJ at his wedding? Holy cow. Come on. Oh, man. People have very different tastes in music. Oh, yeah. And Rob doesn't. He's all over the map, too. I'm going to say he said Ashley. That is incorrect. No way, man. You to be the DJ at his wedding. Do this. Awesome. Eddie understands that he's half Italian, so he knows that my fiancé is mostly Italian. We want that old school Frank Sinatra, all that kind of stuff. I think that Eddie and Ashley are really the only two picks because everybody else on the show hates people. And would not be good in it. They're the only two people on the show that like people.
Eddie and Ashley like people. They have outgoing personalities. I would want to slink into the corner. Sky would... Oh, man. Yeah, I'd be okay playing the music, but any time for announcements, I'd have to, like, grab somebody out of the crowd to make an announcement. It's your job. What's up? That job would disgust Sean. Disgust him. Next question for Rob. Rob. If you had to work the graveyard shift, who would you want to be your partner to keep you entertained? This was really tough. Now, this one should be easy. Ash, this should be easy, right? Oh, no. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Ashley says that it should be easy because Ashley and Rob are like best friends. Oh, wow. He's my brother. He has brothers. But he's also mine. That's true.
He said Eddie. Yeah! He said Eddie. Hold on. She just backed away from that mic. She was so irritated. Not everyone can be a gentleman like DiCaprio. You know what I'm saying, Ash? I mean, this is ridiculous. That was a no-brainer. How about this one? I don't think we should go any further. She is out. She just checked. It's over. I'm thinking we pick up a graveyard shift. Have a good time. All right, let's do it. Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it because you are going out. I mean, you would think that Ashley and him would really, you know. That would be the worst. That's what you would think. She is squinting right now. I've been in a new camp. He kicked it. He knows what's up. Well, we tried to, but it was usually you and Sky. Yeah, I accidentally hung out with Rob Barr. You know what that means?
I know, I know. I don't know if she's saying that. She just keeps repeating it. I hung out with Rob. How about this question for Rob? If you had the opportunity to be on the TV show, who wants to be a millionaire? Oh, wow. This is a show about intelligence. You've got to know a lot of different things. Yes. He's already setting it up. We know what you're doing here. Where are we going with this? Where am I going? If you were going to be on the TV show, who wants to be a millionaire? and you had to use one member of the Mikey show as your lifeline, who would it be? Well, look at Eddie. Eddie thinks he's going three for three. Eddie's holding up the gangland three symbol. Dude, I have Michael Phelps to rob right now. That's right. Three for three. That's true. We'll see. Three for three. You don't know. What up? You don't know. Sky, who do you think B-Rob said? Come on, kid. Come on. It ain't a dumb chick. Shut your mouth.
There's only three choices. Yeah, it's either going to be Eddie, Mike, or Sean. I am leaning towards Mike. You're incorrect. He put Eddie. This guy knows everything. I'm sorry. Ashley is really upset with those answers. She's not happy. She's waving the both of you off. Hey, you got Leo DiCaprio, right? Yeah. I'm better than Leo. Let's do Sean next. Let's do Shani O'Boy. The question that was posed to Shani O'Boy is, if every show member shared your blood type...
And you were in need of a transplant. Get out of here. Who would you want to donate blood to you? Maybe the greatest question ever. Well, yeah. I mean, we're talking about a worst case of germophobia I think I've ever encountered. It's a fact. He's a germaphobe. He's crazy. He is nuts. He is nuts. Bonafide. Like psycho. People. What's up? Oh, just everything about people just skeeves him out. Well, Mike, they're filthy. They're starving. Yep. He's going to have somebody else's blood. In his body. In your body. Injected. Injected into his body. Swimming around in there. Stop. Pumping through his heart. His heart pumping, distributing somebody on this show's blood through his body. I love it. Ashley, who do you think that Sean said he would choose for that? This is easy. I feel like him and Mike have this really, like, clean relationship. We have a clean relationship. You do? It's very clean. Does it get dirty? No. Every time Sean comes into town, he stays at Mike's house, and, like, I just feel like he would pick you, Mike. You are incorrect. Wow. Sky, who do you think? I believe it's Eddie.
because the rest of us on this show have kind of done some work to our systems over the years. Yes, Eddie partakes in adult beverages. I'm a picture of health over here. Well, yeah, but compared to the rest of us, you've never done drugs, you don't smoke cigarettes, whereas we kind of have a dirty past with that, most of us. So I'd go Eddie. Well, the answer has not been said yet. So, Eddie, who do you think? Oh, it hasn't been said yet? It has not been said yet. Oh, my gosh. Rob and Ashley? Oh, man. Rob is definitely out. You know what? Actually, Sean does have a thing with women. He thinks they're cleaner than men. That's true. Ashley's younger than you, so I'm going to say Ashley. You're incorrect. Sean said he wouldn't pick any of us, but if he had to, it would be Sky. Really? Yeah.
Sean, you want to explain that as you're disgusted? Her blood is in your blood. You guys are blood brothers. And I'm a woman. We've got to beat each other up. Why, Shawnee? It's exactly for the reason that Eddie said. You know, men are filthy. Everyone's filthy. But men are like ten times worse. So there's no way I could get a transfusion from a dude. It would not happen. And for that reason, I chose this guy. You are so weird. Well, thank you. You're weird. You're weird. Oh, gosh. The next question that was posed to Sean is, if you were a customer at a restaurant, who would you want to be your server? These are unbelievable for Sean. Sean, how did you answer these? As I'm reading these, it's getting worse and worse and worse, and I'm more and more beat up. That is great. I just hate them. Rob. Who do you think Sean put? Man. I'm leaning towards Skye because she has the experience. Oh, yes. She worked at Hooters. That's right. I never worked at Hooters. I never. I never was. Look at these. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I worked at Cannes. No, I never. Nor worked at Cannes. I worked at Bosons. No, that's not a real place. Melons. No.
And then I upgraded to Judd's. It was a great place. Oh, no. Just worked at Flippies. Oh. Yeah, I know. Is that what they call them now? Floppies. Floppies. I was a waitress in floppies. All right. We're all so funny. I'm going to have to guess Skye on this. You're correct. Sean, why would you... say Sky? Because she has experience and I believe I can trust her. I don't know that I can trust any of the rest of you. What does that mean? To not put stuff in there. Eddie is constantly messing with you when you're in the studio. I'm a professional server. You're very responsible. You're embarrassing yourself. Last question for Shani. We asked Sean if he was a visitor to San Diego for the first time, who would he want to be his tour guide? Ashley, what did Sean say? Oh, boy. See, I keep leaning towards you, Mike, because when he comes into town, he stays with you. That's her answer for everything. You guys are lovers. We have a clean relationship.
And you'll watch your Tim and Eric Awesome show a great job together, and you'll go to your meals together. What does that have to do with San Diego? That's a good question, Eddie. That's a really good question. I feel like he enjoys doing what Mike likes to do here in San Diego. I'm going to say you. You are correct, Ashley. You're correct. He said me. Definitely isn't Sky, because if you want a tour of North County, she'd be the one. If you want to know what's going on on my block. Mike knows a lot about it. He knows a lot about the area. Plus, he would get tired when I would get tired. Yeah, right away. Right away. He's right away. So, we would see like two sites and then go back to the house. Two's pushing it. All right, Ashley's questionnaire is next. Oh, no. Oh, gosh. The question posed to Ashley was, if you were a rock star, who would you choose to be your road manager? No, I think I know who it is. That's a giveaway. What do you think she said, Eddie? I guess I'll say Robert. That's correct. Be the best road manager ever. Then you went and hurt me. What do you want, an Asian girl? No problem. I'll get you one. Next question for Ashley.
Which member of the show would you most want to throw you a birthday party? Skye, what do you think she said? Oh, gosh. Okay. Okay. Well, this is tough. Because, you know, Ashley these days is a lot more reserved, kind of more of a homebody, likes to kick it. With Leo. with DiCaprio. Hangs out with Leonardo DiCaprio. So I think I could throw her a very nice, you know, low-key friends party. But then I think she still has part of her that still likes to go out and roll VIP status. She added sour cream to some powder, Eddie. Hang out with some celebs. That's not really homemade. Which I think would be more... Eddie would be good at setting all that up.
But I'm going to say me, Mike. That is incorrect. How hurtful is that, Sky? I can't believe it. Eddie has his hands up in victory right now. Should he, Mike? Yes, because that's what she put. We just turned 25 a couple months back. Who planned the party? It was... Cheddar. The kid. The Cheds. That's right. Don't you call me that. The Cheds. No, no, no. You know, so... Or as she has said, Chetty, she said that too. Chetty! Stop it, you guys. Sir Cheds a lot. That's right. Sir Ched Drew. Okay, Mike. Question number three. We're very late. The third question was? Third question for Ashley was, if you had a child, what person on the show would you trust to shop for groceries for your child for a month?
Oh, wow. Please, no-brainer. Rob, what do you think she said? The healthiest person on the show is Skye, so I gotta go with that. Skye, is that a no-brainer? Yes. Who did she say? Skye. No way, dude. She said Skye. Really? Why is that shocking? They're both into that organic stuff. There's only one person on the show with a kid. I would have said Mike in a heartbeat. No way. Yeah, but she knows that... No way, yeah. Do you think Mike does the shopping? But he knows what the kid eats and what's good for him. Well, no. Ironically, that's what Rebecca gets, Jake, is all that organic garbage. If it were up to me, you should have a keto for crying out loud. Bag of onions. How do you not pick Sean? Sean? Sean? He eats? baby food. Oh, that's true. Yeah, there's another person on the show that eats baby food. Well, he's the only person on the show that eats baby food. Well, we're adults. Yeah, that's really weird. All right, when we get back, we're going to do Sky's questionnaire, Eddie's questionnaire, and my questionnaire. So, we'll do that next. The ultimate hang zone. If you're facing a divorce, custody, or child support issue, don't go it alone.
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Who sings this? You know, Zeth, who sings Why Can't We Be Friends? Uh, I don't know. Let me check. Big Marky Mark. Are you thinking of Biz Marky? Yes. This song came out probably in the 70s. Actually still smiling. So did Smash Mouth. Smash Mouth did too? War. Is War? War. So they did Lowrider and that right there. That's a good song. And Cisco Kid. Look at you, Shawnee, old boy. Shawnee. No, no. Back to my questionnaire. There are three questionnaires left. Sky, Eddie, and myself. Let's do Sky. Sky was asked, if all the guys here worked at a spa, guy would you pick to be your massage therapist for the day? Wow. I love it. The worst question ever, by the way. Sexiest question. FYI.
Rob, what do you think she said? No, I don't want to. The choices are Sean, me, Eddie, or you. That baby. Wow. Skye is sipping her coffee. Do a straw. Shut up, Rob. So I think that takes you out of it. Enough sexy time with you. She's bored of me. Moving on. You're all used up. Sean would be too scared to do any touching. Yeah. It'd be like a mental massage. I'm going to sit in this corner. I don't even know if that would happen. Yeah, he couldn't even mentally massage her. I don't think so. Yeah, maybe via satellite. On a dummy. It'd be a table with a dummy on it. I'd pay a friggin' hobo to do it. Oh, wow. Okay, Sean, we get it. I'd gladly take your money. I've seen that video. So I got to go with Eddie. You are correct. Oh, wow.
Call me baby. You don't need to call me baby. So you want Eddie to touch your body. That's not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying. What you're saying is you want to be naked on a table laying on your stomach while Eddie... Oh, Eddie, don't... Why did he spit on his hands first? And rub them together? That's really gross. What time do you want me to schedule it? No, it's just, you know, Sean wouldn't... touch me. Mike maybe would touch me, but would be completely grossed out. You're so wrong. Why do you say that? You said disgusting. I did not. Gross and disgusting, I think you said. You did. Everyone was there. That is not what I said. I've regretted even the messing up of it, even though you guys took it wrong. The whole deal was like, I think of her like a sister. That's gross. And they have changed it into, you think her boobs are gross? Far from it. Question number two. Let's keep talking about this. Why did Eddie get picked to be your massage therapist? I know why, Eddie. I just want to hear her say it.
Mike and Sean are out of the equation. So it was down to Rob and Eddie. Double team. Peace, love, and chicken grease, man. With the both of them, there was a high shenanigan quota involved. I think either way I win, it would be highly full of shenanigans. The only thing I went with Eddie is because we touch more on a daily basis than anyone else. Save that clip. What? Save that clip. He's always rape-hugging me and throwing things at me. On the air. What? Crazy. What? We're friends. Are you listening to what you're saying? We're friends. We're friends. I would pick Eddie because we really... Every day, we're like laying down on the couch together. We do not do that. No. We do. We do. I don't want anyone to take this the wrong way, but each day, Eddie comes from behind me and cups my breasts. I know that's what I'm saying. I'm just saying, like, if I'm sitting...
here with a pouty face, the first person who's going to run up and hug me is Eddie. Nope. We are friends. We are friends. Are you out of your mind? Why am I out of my mind? It's totally platonic. I'm just saying. Don't say that on the air. It sounds so weird. Eddie and I are the two that touch the most on the air. Like, Skye. What? We did? I mean, I could least on the show. Sean is the least. Followed by Mike. Followed by... followed by Zeth, followed by Ashley. Wait a minute, so you're saying that Eddie touches you the most? Yeah. And then after Eddie? And then Ashley. Well, if we're just doing guys, then it's Eddie and then it's Zeth. Zeth touches you? Yeah, Zeth and I. Do we need to call like HR or? What does Zeth touch you? What are you talking about? Shut your mouth. This is so creepy. Point on the dog. No way.
Zeth just texted me and said, every day in the office, Skye and Zeth reenact the Janet Jackson Super Bowl. What? It's for FCC. All of this is innocent touching. He's Timberlake, she's Justin. I'm just saying, it's all innocent. I swear, everyone. You guys do the Rolling Stone cover. Okay, maybe we should move to the next one. This is so weird. I'm so sorry, everyone. Especially to my wife. She knows. She knows that we're friends and we clown around. She don't know you touch every day. If we were to say, hey, do you think Eddie and Skye touch every day? She'd be like, yeah. This is what she would do. She would do this. Debra would do this. Why are you making touching dirty? I'll tell you. Debra would smile and she would go, no, but tell me more. She would not. She gets it. Please. I want to wrestle you so freaking bad. dirty. Stop saying that word. You guys are making it that way. I'm not the one that makes it dirty. Eddie does. I don't make it dirty. You could have said make contact or something like that, but Ty, what is this? Close encounters? I hate this. Maybe we should move on. Fatal attraction. Fatal attraction. No. He did mean. Doesn't he boil bunnies in your house?
Next question for Sky was... Oh, dear. Are we done yet? If you had to choose one person to be your interior designer for your house, who would you choose? Eddie, what do you think she said? After that last one. Massage, massage, massage, massage. Okay. We know Ashley has no style, so she's out. Get me out of there. Rob would put up nothing but Boston Red Sox stuff, so he's out. Get him out of there. I don't, if she thinks Sean would do a good job, and I don't think I would do a good job, so I'm going to think she would say you. No, Eddie, Sky got it wrong. What? Well, I don't think there's right answers on Mikey's show questionnaire. I think all answers are accepted. Who does he say? Sean, Eddie. She said Sean. Because she's a jerk. That's why.
I have to understand this. I don't get it. I think Sean would do a good job. Sean's very knowledgeable. He's knowledgeable about interior design. Mike is glaring you down right now. I'm trying not to look over there. I think Sean gets it when it comes to interior design. I don't think it's his passion, but I think he gets it. And what puts Sean over the top for me, over Mike, is Sean would do it environmentally friendly. Sean would use the no VOC paint. Sean would use recycled flooring. I am so hurt by her. I can't even tell you. That is a direct torpedo into my bow. You would paint my walls with polar bear blood if you thought it looked good. How dare you. That probably would look good. Holy crap. I'm so irritated at you. Because I am a great gay interior designer.
man, but when it comes to the environmental stuff, you don't know what no VOC is. So you're not mad that she didn't choose you for a massage? This is the first one I've ever really been irritated about. I read this and I was mad. About interior design? Yes. Anger is hurt sounds. What are you? All three. I am not gay. I never have been gay. I know you didn't mean, Sean. You meant me. You just have to do a bit. Okay. Keep telling yourself that, right? How dare you. Oh, boy. Third question for Sky. Gosh, it seems like it's taking a while. Oh, really? It is. It definitely is. If you had to choose one person to be your child's sports coach, who would you choose? Oh, man. I am out. You don't think you were my first pick? I would be the best choice, but you wouldn't choose me. Rob. I'm going to guess Eddie. No, what? She's not? She won't choose me. But she won't choose me. She'll think I'll be too hard on them. Rob, you are incorrect. She's the worst. Sky started to write an S and then scratched it out. I went back and forth. For who? Well, there's only one person. I know, but he doesn't play sports.
But she thinks that he's very gentle. That's not what coaching is about. He's a gentle giant. So is the gentle giant. How did you put Sean for interior design? Okay, get back to the question at hand. Remember you wanted to paint your bedroom black? There is a question on the board. What are you talking about black? Oh, it's a dungeon. Oh, it's a dungeon in here with my little street mask on. When did I ever say I want to paint it black? Oh, as a joke. How dare you? Paint it black. Ashley to be her child's sports coach. Oh, they'd have so much fun. Nice. They'd like love to go see Miss Ashley. What is that? Ashley, like what? You realize what a coach is supposed to do, right? Coach. Have fun. Teach them. Coach. No. Have fun. No. You're supposed to coach them. No. Have fun. I'd love that. I was a camp counselor and a lifeguard. I bet you were great. Daycare. I bet you were great. I've done all that stuff. Yeah. I'd like to have a word with you.
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Top three advanced to the finals, but an American was in the top three. Yep. What event is that? The long? 400 meters. The long way? It's the long way. It's called the long way. Well said. They just finished the long way. Wow, that's my favorite sport. It's so long, you know, obviously. Obviously. It takes a long time. And a USAN won. They're called Americans. He didn't win anything. He just advanced. Why is he wearing that thing around his neck? It's a chain. He got in a car crash. That thing's got to be heavy. It's slapping him about the face as he runs. I don't wear a gold chain like that. That's not gold, is it? That looks silver. I'm sorry, Mike. I'm an idiot. Why are you being so mean to Eddie? Eddie, that's Topaz. I apologize. That's Topaz. Now you're just showing off for Sky. Eddie, that's Equinox. You just reminded me of that. You know what? Sean instant messaged me during the break. What? He's so funny. Because the question was, who would Skye have do the interior design in her house? And I'm very metro. I actually think I'm pretty good at that stuff. She answers Sean. It hurts me. It hurts my feelings. She would say such a thing. I acknowledge that you're nice at that, but you don't know how to do the eco-friendly version of that. And that's what I'm looking for, bro. You don't even have that in your house. That's insane. Yeah. Yeah, Eddie. I haven't done my house yet. Yes, you did. No, I did not.
She did. So you see, she blatantly dissing me. She hates my guts, man. So then he text messages me. Hey, dude, if you need any interior design tips, just let me know. Salt in the wound. What do you mean? I'm trying to help you. You're trying to get that job, right? Sorry, Mike. You don't deserve this. I don't deserve it. You know what? That's the anger talking. That's right. Let's see. Shut your filthy mouth. We got to talk. We got to get back to the questionnaire. But we have to remind people about the P1 Hall of Fame. Because we announced it this morning. But let's get back to the questionnaire. We'll wrap this up. We have a couple people left in the Mikey Show questionnaire. We got Eddie and me left. Oh, the cheddar. Cheddar! First question for Eddie.
If you were a comedian, who would you want to open the show for you? Oh, what a great question. Skye? Oh, wow. No. For some reason, I think he said Ashley, and I don't, like, I know he has some explanation, but for some reason, I think it's Ashley. Yeah, come on with it. That's incorrect. Oh. No. Eddie chose her nemesis, Boston Rob. Oh, wait a minute. Yeah, here we go. High-fived. Yeah, this is shit. Rob brought Craig Gass on stage once. He brought Craig Gass. He's done it. He's done it on my resume. Well, no, he brought him on stage. Like, we've brought Metallica on stage, but that doesn't make us a rock band. Yeah, but he was even on the treadmill practicing his material. He's working on new stuff. Constantly. What do you got? Molding stuff. What do you got? There's some stuff I want to do about the gym. Yeah. That's good. Relatable. A lot of people can relate to the gym. And I don't want him to be better than me. No. So I know that it's not that good. And I got that. I got that perfected. So, Rob, do you have any material that you can do? Oh, they're doing the long go. The long run. It's the same race. Yeah, it's called the Longy? No, Mike. The Longy. How far is that? 400 meters.
Their shoes fall off when they do that? No. That's why it's called the 400 meter mic. That used to be kind of irritated with me on that one. Why is he doing that? Well, I think it's kind of irritating. Remember how you said we were going to wrap this up? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's winning right here, Eddie? Wow. The guy in front. Who is that? Was he for the USA? I don't know. And the other's coming up on the outside as LaShawn Merritt shuts it down and jogs across the finish line. I heard they have a toy rabbit that they run along with. He's from the United States. In the USA, yeah. Hey, that looks like Chris Tucker. Chris Tucker won right now. Whoa, really? Wow. It does. It looks like Chris Tucker. It looked like Chris Tucker. I'm black and I'm proud. All right, the second question for Eddie was, if you were in a freak soccer accident, and had both ankles and both wrists shattered, who would you trust to assist you with your bathroom activities? That's a good question. It's a fair question. It's a fair question? It's a good question? You've got to think about these kind of things in soccer. I mean, you have to, at that point, you are completely
Dependent. At the mercy. At the mercy of another human being to help you do things that are extraordinarily private. Well, you can't stand. You can't stand. Your arms are useless. Sean, I think we know what the question means. Without your wrists. Hey, Sean, I think we get it. So what would happen if you had to go to the bathroom and you couldn't use your arms? Just figure it out. Figure it out. Eddie, don't do that, please. Don't do that, please. I'll see you later. During one of our many touching sentences. During the commercial break, Eddie's like, what's the matter with you? Your wife gets it. Why do you act like...
Like she thinks I'm saying something dirty. Just shut up. She knows that we're friends. You shut up. Come on. I'll write her an email. Okay, thank you. I will write her an email. That'll be good. She didn't hear it, but Sky writes her an email. Sends her the audio. Yeah. Sends her the audio. Links to the podcast. Oh, thank God. Oh, that's hysterical. This is stupid. You are. So Sky, who did Eddie put? You. Nope. Oh. No. No. Well, I know he wouldn't want to do it, but you guys have been friends since you were a little tiny. He wouldn't even care about doing that in a billion years. No. He would pay a very nice nurse. If that were an option, then a nurse. Nurse. Then I know. Eddie put Rob. Whoa. All right. I think that makes sense. Rob, you're high-fiving. Rob said all right. Wife Eddie, what are you doing? What's the matter? We do that now. Holy cow. Hey, Rob, it's time. Who's holding this time? All right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Okay, okay.
Maybe we should move to the next question. Probably should go to the next question. I think we should. Probably go to the next question. Eddie, sit down. Eddie, please. Please. Eddie, stop. Oh, my God. No. We don't need official reenactment. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Oh, hey. Dude, that was foul. I'm leaving. Yeah. Can I go with you? I almost got sick right there. Sometimes I hate that I have vision. Sometimes you hate that you have vision. Yes. You wish you could burn your own eyeballs. Yes, I'm like, why'd I have to see that? Who wrote that awful question? Thank you, Sean. Duh. That was an awful question. That was a lot of fun.
We'll on that later. Last question for Eddie. That's a good question, man. Thanks. If you had to trade out your TiVo with one member of the show for a year, who would it be? Oh, my gosh. Oh, my goodness. Sean, who did Eddie say? So you're trading like one for one, right? Yep. I would have to say you. Because you're both, like, really into sports and football, and I don't think you'd want to go without that. Sky is giving this international sign for junk. Yeah, Sean, you're not. Junk on your answer. Sean. Sean, that is incorrect. Of course it is. Please. Mike doesn't even watch TV. He doesn't even get the Olympics. Like, are you listening to the show? Ashley, what's the correct answer? You are. He put Sean. Sky. Yeah.
No, you may not. No, you may not. You guys watch every show the same. Every show, Skye. May I explain? She just squinted. And it was real. The squint I just saw was not... It was so real. You know why I know it was real? It was very real. It was super subtle. And real. Mike, can I just explain this? You can explain, dude, but you saw her face. I understand. I would have picked Sky in a heartbeat, and I really thought about it. But it's the environmentally friendly thing. That's your hurt. That is my pain. Sky and I watch the same shows, but so does Sean. And the reason why I picked Sean is because there are some shows that actually Sky does not watch, such as... Hell's Kitchen and a couple other ones. Sean watches and TiVo's everything. She's mad. Sean watches and TiVo's everything. So I get my choice of everything. Basically, TV. Sorry, sweetheart. You're out. Does that make sense to you?
Do you accept that as an answer and go, yeah, well, that makes sense. No, I do not accept that because Sean's TiVo can only hold so much. But it's all good. He doesn't have unlimited memory on that TiVo. It's all good. So you may lose an episode of Lost or an episode of 24 to frigging something that's not even in English. Seriously. Oh, this went well. I hope you sleep well tonight. I am going to be while watching Lost. And everything else. And Hell's Kitchen and Tim and Eric and everything else. It's all lies. Next up is me. Oh, wow. Last up is me. It's going to be a doozy. I'm wiped out. My first question was, we're all on a plane together. The pilot has a heart attack. That's great. Ashley. Who do I choose to fly us to safety? Holy moly. Wow. That's the worst question ever. Ashley. What? What did I say? Me too. I'm going to go ahead and say Sean because he's extremely smart and I believe that you would think that he would probably like know how to fly a plane because he's so smart. Skye is shaking her head no. Skye, who do you think? I think it's Eddie. No way. Eddie, who do you think? I would have said Sean. You're all... Sean would read the manual and fly it better than the pilot.
Don't you know stuff about planes? I don't know anything about planes. My dad does. I'm not my dad. You can tag along every once in a while. That's a cookie. I can walk you through this. I can walk you through this. I can walk you through it. Mike, who? I was thinking to myself about each individual person. Sean, I was unsure of in the pressure situation. Oh, whoa, that guy's cool as a cucumber. I don't know how he would be. I don't know. I don't know if he would be. I've never really seen him in a pressure situation. Nails. Sky. I just don't see Sky flying a plane. I would see Sky going like. why are you picking me to do this? I don't want to do it. Have Sean do it. Have Eddie do it. She's female. Smaller brain. I didn't even think of that. She'd try and sweep with it. Exactly. Try to put her makeup on in the rearview mirror. Sexist jokes. Hilarious. Ashley. It came down to
Rob and Eddie. And I chose Rob. Now, the reason I chose Rob... Let me tell you. Let me tell you why. I chose Rob because I thought that Rob might do good in a simulator experience. This is the logic I really used. Hear him out. Hear him out. I like his choice. I thought that he would be good in a simulator experience, and I thought, I think he'd be really good at this. Dude, Rob, like, freaked out when he has to call in to be the gas monkey. He's overwhelmed. He's stressed. He can't multitask at all. Like, he would lose his mind. Wow, Rob has a very stern look on his face right now. He was never in a million people in my life. His smile faded to... The guy can't even catch him at a radio station. How's he going to fly a plane? How do you feel about that? I'm going to crash her side of the plane. Rob is going to fly two airplanes into Ashley. Oh, a 9-1-1 joke. The next question. Rob, you are such a... Can we give Rob extra points today? Rob wins.
How dare he? Dude, I didn't even see that coming. Oh, man. How dare you? No way, Jose. The next question. Yeah. You wake up in a dark, unknown place and hear a loud, unfamiliar noise. Oh, no. Who do you send to check it out? Forget it. Now, I didn't get the question, and so Zet said he wrote it. So I said, well, what does it mean? Yeah, I kind of don't get it either. Really? And Zet said, yeah, because I was like, I go, what does it mean? What does it mean? Well, I didn't know if it was like you are going to send the person that you want to send to their death or you're sending the person that you trust to take care of whatever the sound was. And Seth said that's what it was. And so that's how I answered it. This guy, what did I put? Oh, my. Who did I select out of the show members?
If I woke up in a dark, unknown place and I heard a loud, unfamiliar noise, who do I send to check it out? Probably be Rizzy because he's a little scrapper. A little scrappy-do. Send a little scrappy-do down there. Check it out. That is what Zeth said as well. Zeth said that he would have put Rob because for that reason, he used those exact words. Scrappy-do. He said he's a scrappy kid and I'd send him. But I did not put Rob. It works out like every day. I could kick some butt. I put Eddie. Yeah, in your face. I put Eddie basically because he's the strongest of all of us. I'll kill that fool. He could beat Rob and so I would feel more comfortable. Oh yeah, if they got into it. He'd kill him. He's so small. Yeah, he's tiny. Put him in my mouth. He'd pick him up and put him in his pocket. He would hold him in his mouth until he settled down.
And he would just tie him up. Yeah, Eddie, to me, if there was like a loud, unfamiliar noise, I would feel the most safe with Eddie going out there. If Rob went out there, I would be afraid he'd never come back. I'd make it out alive. Good luck. The last question. You're remodeling your house. Oh, I'll help. Sean's got this. And have been provided all the tools and staff, but you need a head contractor. Oh, big job. Which show member would you trust to delegate the remodeling of your house? Interesting. Easy. Ashley, who did I put? Since you can't put yourself. Well, you're good at delegating, but you can't be yourself, so I guess I would say Sky. You are correct. She'd be great at her right now, Mike. Hold on a second for my answer. First of all, Sean is a great interior designer. But that wasn't the question. I would subcontract Sean. I would subcontract Sean. Sean, I'd like you to do it. I will gladly do it.
I put Skye because I hadn't heard her answer to it yet. Great answer. Thank you very much. I put Skye because she's very organized. How about Rob, man? Did you see her bathroom? Good point. Did you have a tile job? That disaster. That's funny. So there it is. That is the... That took a long time. That was a fun one, huh? Mikey's show questionnaire. I'll tell you what. Making friends. It's hurtful. It is. It's no hot seat, but it ain't. You know what? It's not easy. It's not. It's not easy. It's tough. Salt in the wound. Did you design that, Sean? If you missed it, we made a ginormous announcement this morning.
We're going to be doing a P1 Hall of Fame induction. We're going to be inducting seven people into the P1 Hall of Fame. And these are the biggest P1s there are. It's going to be just like the NFL Hall of Fame. On a stage, the whole deal. Podium. This is going to take place at Harrah's Rincon. And it's going to take place over two days. Oh, my word. Thursday, September 4th, Friday, September 5th. On the 4th, we will have a P1 poker party. Nice. The morning of the 5th, Hall of Fame broadcast. Doing the whole show from Harrah's and inducting the class of 2008 into the P1 Hall of Fame. They're going to get a jacket that's going to have their name across the back of it. It's going to have a shield on it that has the official insignia of the P1 Hall of Fame.
When I say shield, I know that sounds kind of dorky, but you got to see it. It's cool. Looks really cool. Very wearable jacket that looks really, really cool. And so this is incredible. Now, we're also going to be celebrating Boston Rob's bachelor party. All right. Awesome. That'd be fun. Usually women are not allowed to bachelor parties. But for $300, ladies, you can go. In fact, we have two packages that P1s can buy for this whole experience. First package is you get a seat in the poker tournament. There are only 60 contestants. So for $149 for package number one, you get a seat in the poker tournament. You get a night stay at Harrah's.
You get to watch the P1 Hall of Fame induction. And you get to be a part of history of the Mikey Show. Now, if you buy the second package, which is $299, you get a seat in the poker tournament. You get to view the Hall of Fame induction. You get a hotel night stay. You get to be a part of history in the Mikey Show. And you also get to go to Boston Rob's bachelor party. I like it. How awesome is that? So, again, P1 Hall of Fame, Thursday, September 4th, Friday, September 5th. Hall of Fame broadcast, morning of September 5th. And I'm talking jackets. We're going to have a plaque with their names. It's amazing. And you can go. 149. That gets you the poker.
Night stay, get to watch the induction, and be there. Sweet. Package two. Seat in the poker tournament, night stay, watch the induction, go to Boston Rob's bachelor party. Pretty awesome. Awesome. Dude, that's going to be so cool. Can't wait. Yeah, all the details are up on MikeyShow.com. Yeah, and we got another keyword, too. So if you type in keyword fame. Fame. Fame. You can get all the details. It's pretty cool. Let's see. Man, we got a lot of news that I have not got to. A lot of news. And Portia. Portia De Rossi. Yes. Portia De Rossi and Ellen Day DeGeneres. What are they up to, Mike? Ellen DeGeneres. They got married on Saturday. Yeah, it was a small little ceremony.
Only about 19 guests were invited to Ellen's home. Ellen wore a white pantsuit with a pale pink top. Everybody that was there said the wedding was so gay. And then Portia wore, you know, a very frilly, beautiful pale pink dress. And they're the first homosexual celebrity couple to get married since California overturned its ban on gay marriage. The first. The first celebrities. You guys know who Daryl is from The Office? Yeah. TV show The Office. He's the black dude that works in the warehouse. He was arrested. For what, Skye? Well, I guess he was pulled over for a traffic violation back at the end of June. And, well, they searched his car and found ecstasy and methamphetamines in his car. Holy Toledo. So he's now facing felony drug charges and will be arraigned this Thursday. Ecstasy and meth? Speaking of The Office, Steve Carell and Tina Fey are going to do a movie together. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, that sounds like a good line-up. It's going to be called Date Night. And it's being directed by the same guy who directed Night at the Museum. And basically, Tina Fey and Steve Carell...
play a married couple who go out on a date, you know, just a normal date, but then find themselves involved in a lot more than they expected. Sounds kind of good to me. Sky has a good list. It's a list of actors that turn down major TV roles. Yeah, we were talking the other day about actors who've turned down major movie roles, but this is TV roles. Okay. How do we want to go about this? Guess. You just want me to tell you. Give me one to get me all primed. Okay. They say that Rosie O'Donnell was the first choice for the Elaine role on Seinfeld. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? That would have been awful. No way. Right? And she turned it down. I guess so. Yeah. Wow. That's a trip. Could you even imagine what the world would be like? It'd be over. It would be over? It would be over. That's weird. Rob was actually supposed to play Seinfeld himself. I don't like that. But they were like, why not just have Jerry do it? But Rob was originally asked, and he said, no, he's busy. Who else? Okay, they say that Whitney Houston turned down the role of Denise Huxtable on The Cosby Show because she wanted to pursue her singing career. Which one was Denise? She was the one, Lisa Bonet. Yeah. The eldest daughter, right? No.
Sandra was the excellent one. We didn't see her. Wow, you're on fire. Ashley's best friend, Leonardo DiCaprio. He was offered the role of Theo from the Cosby Show. You know it was something like one of those 80s sitcoms. He was on Growing Pains. Great job. He was offered the role of Michael Keaton on Family Ties. No. He was offered the role of the son of David Hasselhoff's son on Baywatch. Okay. Wait, what? David Hasselhoff's son on Baywatch? Leonardo DiCaprio. He said the son of David Hasselhoff's son. Yes. So his great-grandchild. Yeah, you got it. David Hasselhoff's grandson. Okay. Okay, Jenna Fisher. This was actually a role she auditioned for, but was turned down. Oh, they turned her down. They turned her down for this one. Oh. Yeah. Kate from Lost. Mm-mm. Is it something from Lost? Something else besides? No, not Lost, but it is a more modern contemporary action. Not currently still on the air. 24? She was off the role of Jack Bauer. Yep. You got it, Mike. No?
Magnum P.I. She auditioned for the lead role in Alias, which eventually went to Jennifer Garner. How do you know? That's Pam. Jennifer Garner pulled it off. Finally, the role of Monica on Friends almost went to somebody else, not Courtney Cox. Former Facts of Life star Nancy McKeon. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Joe. Almost got the role of Monica on Friends. Get her out of here. I don't think that would have been right. No. And that's it. I think that's it for us, too. 570-1053 is our phone number. Call us at the beginning and end of every shoe. The Bigfoot thing was a hoax. I don't believe that. Hoax. Well, how did they know it was a hoax? What did they do? They said it was real. It was made out of Play-Doh. The dudes did their... Ice cream. The dudes? It's an ice cream cake. It was an ice cream Bigfoot. So if you hadn't heard the story, two dudes claimed that they found a Bigfoot corpse in the woods of northern Georgia. They held a big press conference in northern California on Friday. They didn't bring the body or they wouldn't, you know, let people see or touch or feel the body, but they did...
present an email because they sent off DNA to be tested. And the scientist said... I got a question, Skye. Yeah. Do you know why they found the Bigfoot in Georgia? But they did a press conference in Northern Cal? That don't make sense. Like, why wouldn't they do it in Georgia? I don't know. And they're trying to get money. Like, they're now leading weekend expeditions in Georgia for 500 bucks a head. And they'll take you to the spot. So smart. Yeah. So stupid. So when they held their press conference, about 100 journalists showed up and one person in a Chewbacca costume also showed up for the event. It's a radio station. You know it is. You know it is. Where's Lamontinelli? Yeah, where's Baby Huey? Is that the name of their new stunt kid? Yeah. You know that was him. No costume. He just showed up. So the DNA that was sent off to scientists, it came back saying that there were three different samples. One sample, they said, was human blood. The second sample, they said, was likely possum blood. And then the third, or DNA, I should say, and then the third was, they said, couldn't be tested because of technical problems. Oh, well, the T? The third one. Well, why did they say human and possum? Now, wait, Sky, did you say that they had three samples from the same Bigfoot?
Yeah, like they sent three samples of DNA to this. So it wasn't like they had three Bigfoots. They had one Bigfoot. They had one Bigfoot. I think it's weird that one place said no human. Another place didn't recognize that it was human. Well, it was three separate samples of DNA. It's real. And one came back as human DNA. One came back as possum DNA. But they were the people that had the Bigfoot. Yeah. They were positioning it like it was three samples from the same specimen. Well, yeah, there's only one specimen. Right. But when they tested it, what I think is weird. Oh, I see what you're saying. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's three whole different species. Why wouldn't they... Why would one place say this and another place... Like, one of those places is bad. One of those DNA test places can't figure it out. So, wait. That's under the assumption that the Bigfoot, they got it from the Bigfoot. No, no, no. It's under the assumption that one of them said that it's a human being and the other one said it's likely possum. Like, whichever one is wrong in that situation is... No, there's three separate samples, so they probably sent them... Yeah, but one of them they couldn't even figure out, right? Yeah, they probably sent them one human one, one possum one, and then who knows what the third one they sent was. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? And it was all from the same lab. Okay, because I was thinking... Okay.
No, it's not like there's conflicting data. I wasn't thinking. I didn't. If you caught a Bigfoot, why would you have all this stuff? Why not just show it? I think that they thought to themselves, okay, if somebody actually caught a Bigfoot, what would they do? And maybe one of them said, well, they would just call the newspaper and say they found it. And then maybe another guy goes, I don't think so. I think they would, like, hold a press conference and announce to the world that on a certain date they were going to make this gigantic announcement and maybe talk the other one into it. Either way. Just show us the Bigfoot, man. Yeah, well, and it's weird because these guys are, like, in law enforcement. These are, like, former law enforcement guys, which is even weird. They're legitimate. No, I mean, you would think. But no. And they say, what is their story? They were out hunting one day and shot Bigfoot in the head? Since they made this announcement, there have been three separate stories, Mike. Let's see. The first was the Bigfoot was shot by a former felon, and then the men followed it into the woods. The second was they found a family of Bigfoot.
Big feet. Big feet. In the mountains. And then the third was they were hiking and stumbled upon a Bigfoot corpse. That is the worst. It happens. Eddie, of those three, which one's the most believable? If you were telling them, go with this one. The first one. Shot by a former felon and then they followed it into the woods. Shot by a felon? Yeah. Because that does happen. Yes. Felons are always shooting Big Feet. Yeah, they're shooting stuff. Yep. Can't keep their paws. 570-1053 is the phone number. P1300 is on the line. What's up, Mikey? What's up? I was just wondering if Shawnee O'Bigg is going to be down for the Hall of Fame stuff. Of course he is. Shawnee O'Bigg. He will be flying in for the event. Yes, he will. For free hugs. That's right. He wants big hugs and kisses. A gentle giant. That's right. Thank you. Mikey Show. Who's this? Hey, what's going on, Mikey? This is P1 Felix. What's up, Felix? Hey, man, I got a question to ask all the fellas. I'm not even going to ask Guy or Ashley. But listen, this happened last week. I'm sitting in my girlfriend's car and we're chatting. We're talking about I forgot what. And I just got a new haircut from Supercuts. And she asked something. And I said, oh, I read that in Maxim. And she looked at me. She's like, where'd you read Maxim? You pervert.
What are you talking about? It's that supercut. And before I said anything else, she grabs her water bottle and smacks me over the head. She keeps calling me pervert. You shouldn't be reading that. You know, you're a pervert. You're a pervert. And I look at her, I'm like, do you realize that there's really good articles in there? She's like, yeah, but there's naked women in there. I can't believe you're reading that crap. There's not naked women in Maxim. That's what I said. Did she believe you? No, she kept calling me a pervert. She threw me out of her car. She sounds like a loony, Ben. Good. So what do you guys think? Oh, come on. I mean, it's not even soft porn or anything. I don't get Maxim anymore because they do show chicks in the skimpy clothes and I know, you know, it'll get my mind working. So I don't do it. But I don't think it's pornography at all. You know, and it sounds like your gal's wacky a little bit. A little bit. Eddie, do you think that's super weird? Oh, dude, I would thank her for throwing me out of the car. Yeah.
Keep driving, lady. Yeah. I know she's hearing, so if you're hearing, babe. You're nuts. What's her name? P1 Fifi. Fifi. That's crazy. There's not naked women in Maxim. And don't get violent. Yeah, don't hit people in the head. Only if he deserves it. He doesn't. He doesn't deserve it. He doesn't. Thank you. 570-1053 is our phone number. Beginning and end of every show. Open phones. Mikey Show. Hello. Hey, Mikey. It's P1 Rich. What's up? Hey. By any chance for your Apple, have you ever gotten the Elgato 250 plus? The Elgato 250 plus. Pretty much it's a television tuner and TiVo for your Apple. Really? Yeah. And what's also nice is it has special adapters. So if you have some old VCR tape, it's got an adapter where you can plug it into it and you can actually burn it onto your computer. Yeah, but don't I have to have like my satellite dish connected to my computer somehow?
Oh, no. Like, for instance, if you just had a VCR that you're not using... No, no, no. I mean for it to TiVo television shows. Oh, no, no, no. How does it tape stuff if it's not hooked up to a satellite receiver? If you have a coax input. That's what I mean. I mean, that's how satellites work. They have coax input. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah. If you have a splitter of some type, you might be able to. See, some people are real good with that stuff. Because they have, like, those particular connections right by wherever they need it. But, oh, man. For me, it wouldn't be practical. But for some people, it might. Some people might have a computer very close to where their satellite dish is or their cable box or whatever. Mine's not. And if it was, you'd have to go get a splitter, even if it was. To use the El Guapo 1000? But it sounds cool. I mean, if I had it right there, I'd use the El Guapo. It sounds kind of cool if you're set up for it. Yeah, because I think when you go through the process, it asks if you have a receiver or if you want to just take it straight in like it was cable. There you go. Well, I appreciate you letting us know about it. It's kind of cool sounding. Yeah, no problem, Mikey. Thank you, brother. Oh, you're welcome. Bye. Mikey Show. Hey, what's happening? What's up? Hey, Mikey, how you guys doing?
Good. You're the last call today, so bring us home. Hellcraft. Hellcraft. Hey. T1 Buckley here. What's up, Buckley? I've never made a request before, but I'd like to make a request for Friday's show if possible. For this Friday's show? If possible. What is it? I know you guys always do battle the sexes, but I always wondered if it would be possible to follow that up with a little dumb chick back-to-back. That's a lot of dumbness. Put us on the spot. I have to think about it. All right. Love you guys. I'm out. Thank you. See you. Lovely and talented Missy is up next. And today on the nooner, she got double shots. It will be awesome. Mikey's show will be back tomorrow morning on this radio station at 530. We'll see you then. Mikey's show's out late.