The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 08/19/08
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
california supreme court rulinggreg maddox tradetomato tastingtouch listhall of fame inductiongas monkey giveawayobama vp announcementjames hetfield fencefriends with exboston rob engagementsleep train mattresswuss rock jukebox
The show opened with Mikey riffing on odd news items, including a California Supreme Court ruling that doctors cannot refuse treatment for religious reasons and the swirling Greg Maddox trade rumors. Later, the crew tasted Eddie’s tomatoes, debated who touches Skye most, and announced Boston Rob’s engagement and co‑ed bachelor party. The centerpiece was the unveiling of the P1 Hall of Fame, complete with ticket packages and the first inductions of Spaceboy and Quimby, while a gas‑monkey stunt gave away fuel cards and an Obama VP announcement via text made headlines. The episode closed with a story about James Hetfield’s divisive fence and a lengthy discussion about staying friends with exes.
What happened, in order
Opening rant and Maddox trade rumors
Host Mikey opens with bizarre news about an arsonist’s odd feet, a denied bank loan for the Human Torch, the California Supreme Court ruling that doctors cannot deny treatment based on religion, and rumors of a Greg Madd
Tomato taste test
The crew samples Eddie’s homegrown tomatoes, makes caprese with basil and mozzarella, and praises the fruit’s exceptional flavor.
Who touches Skye the most
Skye reveals a touch‑ranking of the show, naming Eddie as the top toucher, while Sean avoids contact due to germaphobia and being in an incubator.
Rob's engagement and bachelor party
Boston Rob announces his engagement and reveals that his co‑ed bachelor party will be held at Harrah’s Rincon alongside the upcoming Hall of Fame induction.
P1 Hall of Fame launch
The show details the Hall of Fame event at Harrah’s Rincon, outlines ticket packages, and inducts the inaugural members Spaceboy and then P1 Quimby into the Mikey Show P1 Hall of Fame.
Obama VP via text
The Obama campaign says it will reveal Barack Obama’s vice‑presidential pick through a mass text message to supporters.
Gas monkey giveaway
Rob, dressed as a gas monkey, roams Poway handing out gas cards worth $25‑$250 to drivers with P1 bumper stickers, awarding a $50 card to P1 Kristen.
Hetfield’s trail fence
Metallica’s James Hetfield builds a controversial fence around his vacant San Francisco‑area property, blocking a historic hiking trail and drawing public ire.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkyeSeanAshleyBoston RobZethDomShawnee O'BoyP1 LandoP1 NickT-RexP1 FrankSurge
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The arsonist has oddly shaped feet. How's your voice feel now? Uh, not that good. I'm not gonna lie. The human torch was denied a bank loan. That's, yeah, I think I need to go on to that. Am I ready though? Yeah, I want to help. No? You'll never be ready. The human torch. See? The human torch. I'm not wrong. I'm not wrong. Right over his shoestrings. Welcome to the show, it's 609. The California Supreme Court ruled yesterday that doctors cannot deny medical treatment based on their religious beliefs. This is disturbing. The Padres are in strong talks with the Dodgers for a trade of Greg Maddox. Dude, it's so weird because I thought Greg Maddox had already gotten traded to the Dodgers. They were talking before the trade deadline, and now it's going to happen now. Yeah? Yeah. Because Saturday night, no, Friday night, I think it was Friday night, we went to dinner at this Mexican restaurant.
in Carlsbad, and they had the game on in there. And I saw Greg Maddox pitching, and I looked at this guy that we were with, Dom, that used to play professional baseball, and his buddy pitches for the Yankees now, and he's checking his phone all night long to see how his buddy's doing. And I was like, I looked up and I go, I thought Maddox played for the Dodgers. And he looked at me like I knew nothing about sports. You know that look? And I was like, no, Dom, seriously. I thought that they traded him to the Dodgers a while ago. And he's like, I don't think so. Now, there was that big rumor, you know, or it wasn't a rumor. It was fact. They were talking about trade right before the deadline. It didn't go through. And so everybody expected, oh, well, Maddox is going to stay here in San Diego. But, I mean, apparently the Dodgers really want him. They're now, you know, challenging for the West. They need another arm. I mean, it's a good move for them. Bad move for us. There it is.
That's the way it goes. There are seven people on this show. Yes. That's a lot. That is a lot. We're going to have a billboard come out pretty soon. And it's going to have all of us up there on the billboard. And you're going to see it and you're going to go, that's a lot of people. Wow. That is a lot of individuals. I'm Mikey. I'm the host. And I am 38 years old. And... to tell you about me. I'm short. You grow a hell of a tomato. Thank you, Eddie. You grow a hell of a tomato. I ain't even lying. Eddie sent me a text last night and said that. I'll get to Zeth in a minute. Eddie sent me a text last night and said that and I was so happy. Dude, you know, I honestly, you know, tomatoes don't taste that different.
They really don't. I mean, every tomato I've ever had kind of tastes the same. Yeah. But that one you gave me was packed full of flavor. It really was. It was sweet. It was really good. Oh, man. I was really surprised. I was like, wow, that's pretty good, man. Which color did you give him? Red. It was really, really good. Juicy. How did you eat it? I put it on a plate. I cut it up, you know, and I put it on a plate and I put a little oil, a little balsamic vinegar. and salt and pepper on it and just ate them up like that. That sounds good. So good, man. Ash, how did you eat yours? I put a little of your basil on it. You did too? Yeah. Yeah, I went ahead and I went to the store and picked up some fresh mozzarella and just made a little homemade caprese with it. Caprese. The basil. Awesome. I took your homemade basil and I took the homemade tomato and it was delicious. That's awesome. So good, Mike. Man, do I love growing those things. I will accept any more donations anytime you want. I will too. It's so good. Well, Zeth and Ashley were originally, well, everybody, I mean, really would have been on the docket to receive them. But I only had a few that were right. Sure. And I had promised Eddie and Skye, Skye didn't eat tomatoes, but for her husband to give him some tomatoes.
I just want to give him one tomato. So I gave him like, you know, three, four a piece. And then Ashley, you know, wanted to know, hey, where's my tomatoes? Yeah, I was really upset. Yeah. And then Seth passively, aggressively let me know that, you know, apparently he felt left out. He's always crying. All that cooking he does at home. That's right. He's doing something called sleep cooking now. Right. What do you think? Yeah. He's got this recipe for nap bruschetta. Oh, sounds delicious. It is. It's really good. You can call us at 570-1053. That's a phone number. And we'd love to hear from you. Eddie is our producer, our sports guy. He has had a little caffeine this morning. Is that correct? It's ready. It's 614. I'm ready. Can't we just ease into it? You heard that.
I love it like this. Oh, no, not me. It's called energy. Why don't you look into it? Have you ever heard of warming up? You may pull a muscle. No, I go right out of the gate. I'm like Usain Bolt. That's right. He's going to set a world record today. That's it, man. That's awesome. No stopping me. No way, man. You keep it going. What's up, Jetty? Hey, Prince. Eddie just pointed at Ash. There's Skye sitting over there to my right. Let the romance begin. She sits over about 3 o'clock. My touch partner. That's weird. Yesterday, Skye mentioned how much her and Eddie currently touch. What she did was she went down the list of all of us on the show and who she touches the most on a daily basis. To the least. I win. You better step it up, Rob. I can't control my horny level. Eddie apparently touches Skye the most. Platonically, apparently. Yeah, the good touch. But touch nonetheless. And then who was after Eddie?
Ashley. And then Zeth. Zeth before Rob. Yeah. I didn't really realize that Zeth touched you all that much, but apparently he does, right? There's some high fives, you know? He comes up behind her and scares her, things like that. That's funny. Rob barely touches you, right? I don't want any charges pressed, Mike. Smart kid. I've seen the posters around the office. Well, Sean wouldn't want... to be touched no matter what because he's a germaphobe. Duh. So he, and plus he's in San Francisco so we have to exclude him from the touch list but then, you know, so he would be the absolute least because he's not even physically here. What about a mental touch? Mental touch. He's in an incubator. That's right. You know what I'm saying. I don't. Not really. Well said. But I like how you agreed with it right away. Oh, I did that thing I do. I did that thing. It's my favorite. Yes, Sean is in an incubator. Yes. Yes, you are. She could have been like, he's a pizza. Yep. Exactly. No. Then after Sean, I'm the one that touches her the least. You guys should hug right now. Skye and I do not touch. I asked her the other day, I said, Skye, have we ever hugged? Yes, we have many a times. I think the only time we have is when I was broken down, relapsing, and you came to visit. I think that was the only time in our lives.
Yeah. Is that it? What about the CPR? Yeah. Skye told me she loved me then too. Yep. Well, that was the only time. No, no, no, no. She slipped up once in the office. Oh, really? That wasn't the only time. There's been a few other hugs and I love you throughout the nine years. She said about six months ago on mistake in the office, she said she loved me. Oh, that's right. And meant it. That was the last time. And meant it. Oh, no. And was so irritated at herself. Oh, I let it slip. Shawnee O'Boy is our sound effects guy. What? He's 38 years of age. Best reaction ever. That's right. He's a former x-ray technician. Is that right? Yeah. He did really, really wonderful work in that field. Can you really do wonderful work in that field? Have you ever had a bad x-ray? Then he's opposite of that. That's right.
Does he feel real comfortable getting there? That's right. He's so good. He puts that thing over you. The lead. The lead apron. Yeah, it's nice. I never did that. Lead blanket. Always has warm hands. I would like to work in the dark room, though. You what, in the dark room? I would like to work in the dark room. There's Sean. Because you're always in there by yourself. There's Sean. Always quiets a room, doesn't he? Yeah, he just ruined everything. Really knows how to quiet a room. I specialize in it. Shall I go again? Nope. Not your turn anymore. Ashley is our assistant producer. She is 25. She's rocking the black headband today. It's been a minute since I've gone down this route, guys. It's a kid thing. It's been a minute. I wonder who started that. They must be so stoked and proud. There was one person who did. There's one person who did. Probably black. Probably black. Probably black.
Which is awesome. You think it started on the West Coast or the East Coast? Dude, come on. I'm black and I'm proud. No doubt about it. West Coast. 100%. East. Oh, shut up. Hey, man. Yeah, dude. A lot of things. All the cool things. Boston, Rob, you think it was a black kid that started It's Been a Minute? Yeah. Yeah? I think I knew him. Was it a guy or a girl? It was a guy. It was a boy, you were about to say. Boy, yes. I'm black and I'm proud. I think it was a girl. Whoa. Yeah. They're usually not that creative. Shut up. So, Ash, it's been a minute means it's been a while. It's been a quick minute. Yeah, I haven't rocked this headband forever, I feel like, like last summer. Yeah. But I'm feeling, like, I woke up this morning, and I think maybe it's because I was, like, in Vegas, and it was, like, 106 there degrees, and I was by the pool both days, but I'm feeling very, like, Bahama Mama. today. So I just went with it. What does the headband have to do with Bahama Mama? The whole ensemble with the denim jacket and the... That look that you have with the denim jacket and the headband is real Bahama? And the headband says Bahama to me. No, I think she means Tommy Bahama. The cotton dress and the long necklace. That doesn't make any sense. I feel very Caribbean right now. There's a lot of denim in the Caribbean. A friend of mine on Facebook said that it had been a hot minute since we last talked. I didn't have a
Clue. No way, Jose. I was like, whatever. Guess it has. There's a Mikey show thing on Facebook. FaceSpace. There's like a Mikey show on FaceSpace. I beg your pardon? Yeah. It's a group. You play bass if you want. They're looking for a bass player. He was real good. That's right. At one point. It was really good. Yeah. Kind of lost his skills after the accident. What happened? None of us remember. Really? It's just like it happened, amnesia, and then all you guys know is that Eddie lost a little bass skill. Yeah. Eddie came back. He's practicing right now on his bass. He's tuning it up. He's tuning it up. He's tuning it up. Not right. Still good. I got it. Yeah, sounds good. I lost a digit. Yeah. Boston Rob, he is 25.
engaged to be married. In fact, his bachelor party is going to be going on at Harrah's Rincon. Sweet. The night of the Hall of Fame induction. Co-ed bachelor party. That's right. It's the first time out. That's right. We've all been waiting for it. Greatest idea in the world. Co-ed bachelor party. More on that later. And finally, there is Roosevelt, Zethian, Oates III, Jr., Esquire, MD. Oh, wow. Don't be a jerk. He's always crying. It's 622. Don't be a jerk. It's 622. Don't be a jerk. You're all jerks. You're all jerks. Catch on fire. Catch on fire. No respect. No endorsements. No tomatoes. I don't even like tomatoes, but I don't get any. Headphones off. He just took his headphones off. He's answering the phones. Pumping his fists in victory. Here's a list of things I don't get.
endorsements, Robert Eatman, contract, appearances, or tomatoes. Those are six things I don't get. The girl. I bought you that Starbucks this morning. I feel like he got it for me. He didn't buy it. Okay, well, he did the legwork. I forgot one. He's good at it. What? It. Okay. I love him. I don't care what you say. That mic is serious. Ouch. One thing I don't get. That mic is serious when he talks to me. He really wants what he's asking. 570-1053 is our phone number.
And you can give us a call at the beginning and end of every show. So call us right now. One day you're just going to wake up and Zeth's going to just be standing over your bed. That's right. I won't say anything. Just stand there. That's how I used to wake my mom up when I was a child. That's so scary. I'd just stand there. I was a people pleaser even then. I didn't want to disturb her. So I'd just stand there. I would wait until she would wake up. It wouldn't take very long. You know, the creepiness of a human standing there would just kind of wake a person up. That was. Really? Well said. Speak English? Nah. I just kind of mumbled to her. Let's see. P1 Lando is on the line. Yeah, hey, how's it going, guys? It's going good. What's up? I was at the beach this weekend, and I'm learning how to skimboard. It's not really good. I started a lot, that kind of thing. And this guy and his son were walking to the beach.
That's weird. You were just learning? Like, my arms are flailing in the air, and they're just standing there with their arms sitting across their chest, like, okay, let's do something. A father and a son? Yeah, the guy was, like, in his 40s, and his son was, like, 23. And the son was what? He was, like, 23. Whoa. Oh, oh, I wasn't expecting that. Wow. That's weird. Yeah, and the son knew how to skimboard, too, and he refused to give me... Refused to give you... Any tips or any pointers, any help. If you thought they were weird, why would you think they would start giving you... I'm really confused. Well, my interpretation of it is, first of all, it's weird and creepy that these guys are like, hey, let's see what you got. But if you're going to go that far, and if you know how to skimboard, at least go, oh, dude, pretty good, but maybe try it this way. But no, they were just creepy and staring at him and wanting him to put on a show for their entertainment. I get you. So he was kind of assuming, well, if they were going to say, let's see what you got, they would give him some...
Tips and pointers. Right. Got it. Got it. So how long did they stand there? They were there for, like, five minutes. So I tried, like, two or three ways. And I caught one for, like, two seconds. The board dug into the sand. Yep. Skim board. Skim boarding. Skim? Yeah, it's the flat, like, little, like, it looks like a guitar pick almost, like a big guitar pick. And you skim over. So you run and then. Yeah, you run and you throw it and you skim over the very thin surface of water that's right up against the sand. We'll try it. Whoa. It's really scary. Yeah, so it's not easy to do. Imagine Ashley. Oh, my goodness. Guys, don't even go. I saw it on my back and hit my arm a couple times. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not. Wow. Really affected by this. So did you impress him or what? I don't think I did. Go back to the beach and keep trying, dude.
You never know when they're going to come back and, you know, want to see a trick. Yeah, who knows, man? Why are you giving up? Quit your job. Go back to the job. Maybe we should go to the Olympics and do this. Why not? I heard there was speedwalking at the Olympics. That's the truth. Some dude wrote me and said he saw speedwalking. That's crazy! No way! Trampoline. That's awesome. Is there going to be tire swing next year? Seriously. Be careful. You don't want to offend anybody. I love trampoline. Make a shot. Dude, you just alienated yourself from all the trampoline. I know. Professional trampoline. Professional trampoline. Trampiners, I think. Trampies. Trampies. P1 Nick. Yeah. What's up? Not much. I just called because I got a legitimate question for Sean. Okay. Go ahead. I was curious, like, when he comes into town, does he, like, does he give you guys hugs or does he give you, like, the head nod or the awkward wave across the room? I don't want to come over there and give you a hug. Like, what's his rituals when he gets down there and sees you guys for the first time? Absolutely nothing. We do not shake hands. We do not fist bump. We do not hug.
we greet each other, you know, sort of excitedly, like, hey, man, what's up? And Shawnee will go, hey, little guy. No, like, chest bumps, nothing? No. That would be rad. Let's start that, Shawnee. I give Shawnee the air hug. You give him the air hug? You pretend to hug. And even that's kind of like, eww. Shut up. There's only one time Sean has ever shook my hand. Really? Yeah. In our entire time of knowing each other. What was that all about? It was my wedding. Your wedding day. And I even gave him the opportunity to get out of it. Yeah. Because he stuck his hand out. And I said, are you sure? And he's like, let's do this. Oh, wow. And I shook his hand. Oh, wow. And he ran to the bathroom. I ran to the bathroom after that. Oh, I wish I got a picture of that. Yeah, Sean. That's crazy. Sean's a germaphobe, man. He don't. I was sweating because it was all before. I was in that church right before. I was so nervous. My palms were all sweaty. I'm like, really? I bet that was one of those things where Sean wanted that to be a moment and a memorable moment and he regretted it instantly. I believe it. I believe it. Thank you for the call, Nick. Thank you very much for having me. We'll see you. P1T Rex.
What's up to Mikey and everyone? T-Rex. What's up, man? What's up, dude? Doing good. Hey, I was just calling in. I know we have some of the similar, I wouldn't say problems, but my wife is wanting to have another kid. And I was not really ready for it. I have a 20-month-old little girl. She was precious. I don't know if you remember. My daughter and Jake was also born in the same hospital. Yeah. Yep, uh...
Well, don't forget, T-Rex, that's a big decision, so I wouldn't just base it on... No, you know, I thought about it. You know, it does take a lot of time. You know, I've sacrificed some of the things that I used to do to take care of my daughter. I coach a lot, so I had to sacrifice not coaching to take care of my daughter. Well, remember this, T-Rex, remember this. You know that a lot of times... People, because we're very emotional, we see a movie, we see pictures, we see something and we go, yep. And we, I don't want to say we make a rash decision, but we make a decision sometimes that is all about emotion and our heart and all that kind of stuff. Right. And I'm just saying, I think it sounds very sweet what you're saying, but just really think it out, man. Don't think about it. Just do it. That's a lifelong decision you're talking about. I know. I already have one more. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. T-Rex, T-Rex. Let me talk to you real quick. Go ahead, Boston Ron. Check this out. The more kids you have, the better chance you got of one of them making it big. I say have three or four more.
Smart. I'm going to get my boy ready for the NFL right now. There it is. You got the mindset. Go get busy. Get out of here. Awesome. What are you doing? All right. Thanks, T-Rex. Have a good day, guys. All right. We'll see you. 570-1053 if you want to call us. The Gas Monkey will be out today. Oh, yes. And we have increased the odds. Oh, yeah. We have increased the odds on the gas monkey. Gas monkey is even easier for you to win. Big bucks now. Between $25 and $250 in gas cards and the odds have been increased. Good news. The text number here, 35253. We're going to do a little Wuss Rock jukebox this morning. Wuss Rock jukebox is guys singing Wuss Rock songs. It's hysterical. Let's see. Oh, we are going to announce the venue that Eddie and B-Rob will be competing in their Olympic challenges. Three events. Trampoline. Not trampoline. Air soft pellets. Not air soft pellets. Air hockey? Not air hockey. Not tonsil hockey. Not any of these things. But it will be announced later in the show. Got an email about...
A subject that I think we can all relate to. We can all have like an opinion on and we've probably all been there. Being friends with your ex. How about John McCain and Barack Obama? That faith forum? What was that all about? Also, we got audio about this kidnapping and burglary in the South Bay yesterday. So we'll talk about all of it. Mitch Hedberg in the stand-up spotlight. We were on acid. We were going to the woods because when you're in the woods tripping, there's less likely a chance he'd run into an authority figure. But we ran into a bear. That was even more of a buzz kill. My friend Dwayne was standing there raising his right hand, swearing to help prevent forest fires. We got him away from the bear. He put his arm around my shoulder. He said, Mitchell, Smokey is way more intense in person. Natural food earned most people's causes. With credit cards, it takes more than a flashy introductory rate to be the best.
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And so, you know, it's still in great shape. Shockingly, that thing is still in great shape. No. But it's time. It's time for a change. The wife, I have a very firm mattress and she hates it. Yeah. She's ready for a more softer one. Yeah. And I kind of am too. Like I've had back problems, you know, for a long time. So I'm definitely ready for a change too. So it's going to be really cool. Sky, firm mattress for you or soft mattress? Medium. Yes. Right in the middle. Yeah. Eddie likes a firm mattress. Wow. You are going to be so happy when you get on that thing. Well, what's cool is that for people like us, you know, who have the different styles, they have what's called a sleep number mattress where you actually get to dial up the firmness on your side. That's cool. So it's really cool. Hey, if you've bought a mattress from Sleep Train and you really love the experience, please call us, will you? At 570-1053. But Sleep Train is your ticket to a better night's sleep. It's another Mikey moment. If you had to choose one person to be your interior designer for your house, who would you choose? Eddie, what do you think she said? I don't know if she thinks Sean would do a good job. So I'm going to think she would say you. No, Eddie. Sky got it wrong. Who did she say? Sean, Eddie. She said Sean. Because she's a jerk. Mike is glaring you down right now. I'm trying not to look over there. This is bad.
I am so hurt by her. I can't even tell you. That is a direct torpedo into my bow. You would paint my walls with polar bear blood if you thought it looked good. How dare you. Back to the Mikey Show. Rock 105.3. It is 642. Actress Christina Applegate has announced that she is now 100% cancer-free. The U.S. kicked some Olympic butt yesterday. The U.S. men swept the 400-meter hurdles, winning all three medals. Oh, wow. That's nice. Hey, our text number is 35253. Our phone number is 5701053. Uh,
Oracle, did you see the Norway track and field star eat the hurdle last night? It's P1 Devil Dog. Oh, no, I didn't. That sucks. I wish I would have. It was awesome, dude. I saw it. I saw it, too. They were showing the clip of it. Yeah. Boy, you're sitting there and you're like, is that funny or is that, oh, boy. It's a dude. It's a dude. Wasn't it? Wasn't it a guy? No, it was a chick. Oh, my, Mike. Oops. I apologize for not recognizing that was a... A lady. Let's see. It went by very fast. Okay. All right. Anyway. It's easy to confuse. On to other things. Okay. Now, you got to see it. They were showing it all morning on NBC's 739. There's little clips. When they show it again, I'll get your attention. All right. Let's see. Mikey, what's the rule when it comes to dating guys? My sister got me listening to the show. I'm 15 and went on my first date Friday. How long after you go on a date? Is it okay to call the guy? That's P1 Lil Sarah. How long after you go on the date is it okay to call the guy? Ah, I'm a traditionalist. I say let the dude call you. But what if he doesn't? Well, then you just answered the question. He doesn't like you. Yeah. That's all right. There's plenty of dudes out there. There's more fish in the sea. You're 15. You got a long way to go. Man, that's hard to hear, though, when you're 15, Sky. I know. She went on one date, and she's probably in love. Yeah. You want to hear, no.
When you're 15, you want people to talk to you like it's very, very serious. Yeah, you're right. And it's very serious. And what is that going to be like? You know, the stuff that we thought was so, so serious is so not serious. But how do you, I guess you don't try to convince them. You're not going to. Do you share in the heaviness of the fact that Brad hasn't called? No. Two days? Do you share in that? Do you go, wow. Oh, wow. I didn't know this. Let's go to dinner. Like, what do you do? Maybe that's the answer. Buy him some beer. No. No, I don't know that you do that. I don't think you do that. I don't think you do that. I always solve my problems. All right. Hey, Mikey, P1X man, just wondering whatever happened with Eddie and B-Rob in the volleyball contest. Thanks.
It's interesting that Rob is the one that gathers these text messages. You know what I mean? It's interesting that Rob is the one that gathers these text messages. I wasn't even going to bring this up. But you're the one who had Mike read the text. Mike's the final filter here. I think we know what he's saying. Yeah, but I also think we know I'm like Ron Burgundy and I just read the teleprompter. I read what's in front of me. Let's talk about it. Well, B-Rob's team won. Well, B-Rob had a professional volleyball player as his partner. I had Sky and Ashley. And we were pretty good, but we're not professionals. We were like Misty May and Carrie Walsh out there. They had goofy sisters. All you had to do was hit it toward Sky. That is true. She would duck. That is not true. Hey, Mikey, thanks for such an awesome show. You guys are great. P1 Nick. Thank you, Nick. Awesome show. Great job. P1 Hemleg. Yeah, good morning, Mikey. Good morning. How are you guys doing? Good. I just wanted to let you guys know that you're officially my break. My wife went into labor yesterday at about 5.30 p.m., and she said I could sneak out in the parking lot and listen for a while. Aw. Yesterday at 5.30 a.m.? P.m. P.m.
That's been a while already. 13 hours already. So you snuck out in the parking lot and you listened to Rock 105? No, right now. I got permission. Listening to the Mikey show. His wife is still in labor. He's been by her bedside the whole time. She said, babe, I'll give you a break. I know your favorite thing to do is listen to the Mikey show. Go out to the car, listen and come back and we'll have a baby. It just clicked. Yes. They started labor yesterday at 5.25 p.m. Right. She's 4 centimeters out of 10. Got it. And so you've been sitting in there since 5.30 last night. Believe me, I know. And then she finally said, hey, you could have a break. Go out there and listen to the Mikey show. Oh, yeah. That and all my boys from Dinah Pendleton and all that kept calling me. Oh, you have a baby yet? You have a baby yet? And I said, no. So I just figured I'll tell them on here so they can quit bugging me. Is this your first kid? No, it's our second. Second kid. And is she going natural, or did they shoot her up good? Yeah, she's natural. She doesn't even have the epidural yet. 13 hours in. Will she get it? Yeah, she's waiting for six centimeters. She's got two left. I think you're supposed to tell her to push. Yeah. Not yet, though. Not yet. Not yet, no. You've got to wait until a certain point. Yeah, they wait until the 10 centimeters, so there's no, God forbid, ripping and tearing involved.
Hey, now. Ask for the extra stitch. Oh, boy. Stop it. Stop it. I said, head up. Heads up, man. This is what you're waiting for. How... Isn't my heads out? How... What kind of... What is it? A boy or a girl? It's a boy. Boy. Nice. What do you name him? James. There you go. All right, brother. Thank you for the call. Congrats. All right, man. They still hand out cigars. I think so. Yeah? I think so. Do they? Well, I mean, you do for your boys. You go get cigars for your boys, don't you? Oh, is that what you mean? Like, does the father hand out cigars? Yeah, I think so, yeah. I think the dad's supposed to go get cigars, and the cigar wrapper is either blue or pink. Really? Do you still do that? Yeah, I mean, I think it's just, like, yeah, you do it if you feel like doing it. You don't have to do it. No, you don't have to. Oh, you have to. It's a law now. Oh, no law. Yeah, it's no law. You take the baby home unless you light up a cigar. That's right. Then I'll blow it right there in the room. The incubator. We have a second, right, Eddie? Yeah. Okay. Sky, what is the deal with the California Supreme? Now, I think I got somebody send me this article yesterday. Oh, okay. From CNN. California Supreme Court said yesterday that doctors' medical decisions and religion shouldn't mix. Yeah. So, basically, this all stemmed from...
lesbian couple in oceanside who um were having problems you know they want to get pregnant and so they went to this clinic to get um inseminated and the doctor refused to do the insemination um based on the doctor's christian beliefs that you know homosexual couples shouldn't be having children together and the woman said that's not fair you're discriminating against me and the doctor said no these are my religious beliefs i'm sorry you know go somewhere else and uh so they sued and it took forever going through the courts and it finally got to the california supreme court who said yesterday yeah the doctor was in the wrong you cannot discriminate against somebody and not provide them medical care that they want uh based on your own religious beliefs yeah now i think uh he is absolutely entitled to do that but if he's going to do that he's got to quit he's got to go okay i'm not doing this and i'll see you later and bye and that's the end of my job yeah anybody can do that you know you have your own but the doctor i don't think can expect to be paid to do something not do it and then keep his job like he can't expect that oh paid to be a doctor yeah like he can't you know like i can't come here
Okay, I can't come here and because of my religious beliefs say, you know, you're, Mikey, you're supposed to do this and me go, I'm not going to do that and I'm not going to do it and I expect to be able to stay here and not do what you want me to do. Right. Because I was hired to do something. Yep. What I am allowed to do is say, hey, listen, I really strongly believe in this. I can't do it and I got to split. You know, anybody's allowed to do that. Oh, yeah. So this is the second major victory for gay and lesbian couples here in California over the last couple months. Now having the right to get married and then also now having this kind of medical protection against discrimination. Wow. There it is. What is this? Paper Planes, MIA. She's a terrorist. Read about it. How's that? How's that, Rob? She's not allowed in the country and all this stuff. This woman singing? What's her name? Her dad is, like, one of the head terrorist dudes. No. Look into it. What's her name? Well, it's Maya, I believe. N-Y-A, but her group is M-I-A. And, yeah, I know she used to do, like, a lot of video work and stuff and then now got into music. Where's she from? Terrorland. Oh, no. She's not allowed in the country? No, I promise you, my fiance was reading this whole article. I've been waiting for her to send it to me, but...
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Do you guys know that if I don't write stuff on my hand, I'm an idiot? And Ashley. Just because I like oyster stuffing does not mean that I am an oyster. You keep saying it, oyster, but you know the real deal. The Mikey Show's on. Top of the morning to ya. Rock 105.3. When I first heard it, when I first heard the rap part of it, I was like, gosh, it sounds like Eminem. I thought the first part of it was. And Sean says it is who? Who, Sean? Hold on a second. Nocturnal? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nocturnal. I thought that sounded like Eminem. Yeah, a little bit. It is 7.04. Four local hospitals were fined yesterday for mistakes, including one listed as, quote, surgical awareness. Okay. That is not good sounding. They made a movie about it. Okay. Wait a minute. That's creepy. That's creepy. Relax.
creepy. U.S. baseball team routs China 9-1 yesterday after three ejections in the game. Sky, that's what it means. Surgical awareness means you're aware during surgery. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Like I said, four hospitals in the county were fined. Would you like to know the hospitals and what they're accused of? We're 100% sure that that's what it means. Because when I read surgical awareness, I took it to mean something totally different. What did you take it to mean? I took it to mean that they are not doing very well with their surgical practices. They are not very up to date on their surgical practices. Well, in what I read this morning, it does talk about having to do with anesthesia. So maybe I'm misinterpreting it. So like I said, four hospitals were fined. First, Palomar Pomerado Health in Poway. They had three patients who experienced surgical awareness because the anesthesia equipment wasn't kept in proper condition.
Let's see, the other was Grossmont Hospital in La Mesa, where a patient died after a staff there failed to activate the ventilator during a transfer. Oh, my. Then we have Scripps Green Hospital in San Diego that was fined when a patient fell off the operating table during surgery. I heard about that one. Oh, my gosh. And then Promise Hospital of San Diego for having unlicensed staff person acting as licensed nurses. Ready? Well... Yeah. 25 grand per hospital. Oh, wow. The maximum fine. Oh, wow. Yeah. And 18 hospitals statewide were fined as well. That's scary. Surgical awareness to me is that's not good. Yeah. The worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, uh, Mikey, my friend is 26 years. This is a text message at 35253. Mikey, my friend is 26 and she cries when a boy doesn't call her the next day after they kiss. Well, there's one way to solve that problem. Why are you kissing them if there's a risk that they're not going to call you and you're going to start crying? Holy Toledo. Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry.
Mikey Show, what do you think of the new Death Race movie from P1 Fat Boy? I thought it was a remake of Death Race 2000, but I don't think it is. Death Race 2000 was about a race across America with a bunch of different cars. And the goal was, how many people do you splat going across the country? And this is like some break out of prison movie. Well, it's a convict that they put in a car. And I think it is kind of the same concept. It is? I think so. It's Jason Statham. Statham? Statham? Who cares? He's awesome, but it doesn't really matter. It doesn't really matter what you're saying. We know who it is, right? Yeah, we know what you're saying. So, Eddie, you're saying, yeah, it is the same idea. I think it may be. Yeah, I think it's like one of those deals where like, oh, rich people and they get convicts and they bet on them. Who's going to, you know. Maybe Death Race 2000 was in a prison. I don't remember. Maybe that was the deal, and they were getting out of prison, and how many people you split, whatever. I don't know. Mikey, did you see the video of the guy kite surfing in Hurricane Fay? What? P1DC Animal. No, I did not. That's crazy. It was a tropical storm. It was not a hurricane. Please, please. Mikey, please have Eddie talk about USA and China baseball yesterday.
I just gave you the update that they beat China 9-1. Some bad blood between these two teams, apparently. China, not happy with the U.S. One of the players ran over the catcher. One of the U.S. players pulled over the catcher. They didn't like that, so they started throwing at our head. A bunch of guys got ejected. Really? It's a pretty ugly game, I guess. I wonder if it's a cultural thing. In China, you don't. run over the catcher. In America, it's a fair game. This is pretty funny. Hey, Mike, I have you guys entered that, you know, they want to text message us and call us. I have you guys entered in my contacts on my iPhone under Michael Esparza so that if anyone sees my iPhone, they won't think I'm strange if I had an entry for Mikey Show. Is that weird in and of itself? Yes. But hysterical. But hysterical. 570-1053 is our phone number. But what about this? Get it, get it, get it, get it. Come on, let's play this. Let's do this thing up. Come on. Wissrock jukebox is a game where guys call in. They sing Wissrock songs. And how well do you know the lyrics? Now, if you don't know the lyrics, okay.
But that means you've got to make something up. You've got to be creative. You're going to be judged on how gay you sound. Now, the judges are Eddie, Sky, and Sean. And they are going to listen to you. And they are Randy, Simon, and Paula. And so you will be judged by them. Two things we don't want. One, do not sing, I don't know the lyrics to this song. Don't tell us you can't. And the other thing we don't want is, I couldn't even hear it. Whatever. You can hear it, okay? So don't call unless you get it and you can kind of do this. You know what I mean? Come on. Know the lyrics. You know the lyrics. Come on. Come on. And if you don't, call in if you're a creative type. You know, you're a creative type. You're funny. Come on. You get it. Call us up. P1 Frank. Hey, Mikey. How's it going?
It's going good, Frank. How you doing? I'm all right. How old are you? Nervous already. I'm 28. Yes, you're kind of Luca Brotz-ing out on me right now. I'm on the freeway right now. That's all right. Oh, wow. You know how the game's played, right? Yeah, I do. I'm going to play you a clip. When the clip stops, you start singing, okay? All right. Here we go. Could have been happy together. Didn't we have it all? The nights we spent together. ...to do with myself. Please save that clip forever, by the way. Save that clip. Save that clip. Of him singing. Yes. Okay. Send it to Sean. Do you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? Yes. I think we just heard it. Just let's save that clip. Eddie? I'm in shock. Wow. I think that Luca is going to wake up.
And at the bottom of his bed, he's going to roll back the sheets and it's going to be the head of Lance Bass. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. That was frightening. It was so frightening. I'm going to say, I'm going to give him the thumbs up because it was so crazy and weird. I kind of enjoyed it. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. It was so weird and uncomfortable. Eddie nailed it. Sky. Yeah, I do not like starting the evening out like this. 7 o'clock in the morning. How many times? Tapes delayed for the West Coast. But we're on the West Coast. Whatever, dude. Okay, sorry. Don't you pull back the curtain. I don't understand you. Yeah, I kind of want to give it to him just because I'm scared of him. Yeah. What if you don't give it to him and he decides to do that again? What if he sings like that in his basement? I don't like hearing that. But I don't like to encourage delinquency. Don't you hurt my dog, lady. So I'm going to say sorry. You're a straight dude. Oh, Sky. Sean. I mean, let's be honest. Let's not be.
Let's. No, no, no. Because that was awful. Oh, I don't want to be honest then. Did he say awesome? Yeah, awesome. He said that was awesome. I didn't. I said it was terrible. Terrific. Horrendous. Honestly, the best thing you've ever heard. I hope you get. Oh, no. Here we go. Get him. Flappy Colin. Applauded. Google back. Standing ovations. Google back. And the Norwalk cruise ship virus right in your eyeballs. You suck, dude. You're an idiot. Remember, I said you won. You don't win, Frank, because you got outvoted. You got outvoted. I thought you were terrific. I thought you were great. Stop it, you guys. Thank you, Frank. Don't call again. Yeah, yeah. P1 Surge. Yeah, yeah, that's me. Here he is. Here we go. Here he is. Now we're talking. Here's Surge. I'm ready. I'm ready. Serge is feeling it. He is feeling it. Are you ready? Are you ready to do this? I'm going to hit whatever you guys throw at me. Oh, I like it. Hit it. Here it comes. Look out, Buckley. Look.
Look out, Buckley. Wow. Right there. Remember the name. His name is P1 Surge. Eddie. Mike, I got to tell you something. I'm pissed. Yeah. And the reason why I'm pissed is because that jerk Chinese judge gave him a 9-9. That was a perfect 10, ladies and gentlemen. 10 ovation. Watching that U.S. men's gymnastic team and not for the sport of it, if you know what I'm saying. Wow. What's up? What's up, man? Sky. I mean, it's obvious that this guy was on the True Colors tour with Cyndi Lauper and Rosie O'Donnell. Doing interpretive dance on stage. Well, I think it's obvious, Mike. I don't think we need to explain it. Backup interpreter. Yeah, just gorgeous. Just gorgeous. You're the best. Finally, Sean.
I really appreciate his interpretation, to be quite honest. What are you talking about? Actually, it wasn't perfect. Okay, whoa. Who are you? What's even going on? Who are you? My jaw has dropped open. And it shouldn't drop open. Because the whole time, the guy was doing this stupid baby voice mocking the song. Unreal. This judge is unreal. Let's throw him off the panel. Will you calm down? Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Oh, my God. Shut up, dude! Come on, man. I pulled that out of my butt. Please be quiet! You're riling Sean up. You're riling Sean up, Serge. I mean, it was ridiculous. Let's all be honest here. So, in the spirit of that, dude... Let's forego everything and just say, I hope you get cancer right in the middle of your head. I don't understand. That was terrible. It was the greatest performance. It was the greatest performance in a long time. It was the greatest performance in a long time. Serge, you win. Thank you. And I apologize. Seriously.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hang on, Serge. That's talent. Incredible. Sean, you just, you really need to calm down. You just. You just. I don't know what's up with this guy today. He's in a mood. This Sean. You're in a mood. P1 Danny. Danny, are you there? Danny. Danny boy. Danny. Danny boy. Danny boy. Come out wherever you are. Guess who's on the line now? Who? Don't say it. Don't say it. No, say it. I don't know if I can handle it. Say it. I don't know if I can handle it. Say it. It's pretty good. For real? Say it. This almost gives me chills after what just happened. For real? Wow. Who and Buckley is on the line? Who and Buckley? Keep going. John? Beautiful. No. Little gift from heaven. Wow. I love it.
All right, Buckley. I just want to see what you think of P1 Surge because that was strong, bro. I'd have to give the guy some props. Yeah. That's cool. But like you said, I'd have to say it was pitchy. All right. Buckley's like a gold medalist. Yeah. And, you know, I think Surge was a strong silver. Yeah. But, I mean, not bad. Well, I think that we have to hear Buckley's performance and then award either gold or silver. You're right. You know, right now we have a performance in. We just got to see how Buckley does. Really test him. Give him something good. Are you ready, Buckley? Reach deep. Here we go. And then sing. That's all I know. How do you miss that? That's the main part. Eddie. That's the main part. That's the best part. Eddie. How do you miss that part? It's still amazing. I mean, I'm really torn. I mean, he should have known the main part, but what he did sing was the harder part.
So he missed the easy part, nailed the hard part. He did not nail it. Yes, he did. Yeah. He got it wrong. Wait, Judge. What do you mean? Wait, Judge, you're not up yet. I know. I'm confused. We have to have our Judge. He said it verbatim. No, he did not. He didn't? Eddie. I'm confused. He said it almost verbatim. I thought it was verbatim. Yeah, I mean, it was beautiful. Let's... Judge, please. You're speaking out of order. Sky. Sky. Please. In just a moment. Show some decorum. Show some decorum. Let someone else talk. Befuddled here. That's not good. I feel as if me and Buckley went into the doctor's office and the doctor said, I'm not treating you guys. And I'm like, yeah, it's the law. It's not the law, buddy. Wow. I love it. And so I'm confused. I'm hurt. Yeah. I mean, because.
The court case was lesbians wanting to be pregnant. Exactly. I award him a victory. It's Buckley. I always will err on the side of Buck. I say, what the buck? I'd like to say I care for Buckley very much. I would like to say the sound of your vocals today were gorgeous. But I have to say you were completely off. All the lyrics were wrong. He did not. Listen back. It was not practically verbatim. It was way off. I knew it from the start. It sounded great, but the lyrics were so off that I'm sorry. In good conscious, I cannot award this to you today. Well, this is going to be the final vote. I'm nervous. Sean. You know, Mike.
Remember who you're talking about, Sean. Remember two colors. Remember two colors. I'm just saying. Remember that he forgot the main lyrics to the song. No, no, no. Remember who we're dealing with. Guys, may he please? May I please? May I please? Not without compassion. Don't start snorting now on the phone. Nobody wants to hear it, especially me. It's Buckley. Come on. I understand. No respect. May he please? Mike, I'm not without compassion. I'm a sensitive individual. And I can understand when someone's having an off day, having a difficult time. I know that he's going through a lot with him and his life partner. They're on the outs right now. We're working on it. I understand. I understand that. But can I please? So, Mike, in the spirit of, you know, gay...
Straight relations. I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to put him through. That was a fantastic fight. Buckley, you got the deciding vote from Shawnee. Oh, boy. There you go. Hang on a line. You did it, buddy. You did it. You did it. Hang on a line. There it is. Buckley wins. Buckley wins. That's the headline. Buckley wins. Good prize, too. Got a pair of tickets to Tony Hawk's Boom Boom Huck Jam. Oh, man. concert in the green this Saturday. 35253 is our text, our phone number 5701053. When we come back, I will be announcing the venue that Eddie and B-Rob are going to be playing, doing their Olympic events. Also, also, when we come back, we will be telling you who else will be inducted into the
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They gave her stitches to keep the baby in? Yeah, she has an incompetent cervix. She has an incompetent cervix. Maybe that could be Rob's name. Yeah, that's what Rob is. He's the incompetent cervix. Back to the Mikey Show. Rock 105.3. Mikey Show. It is 737. A judge ruled yesterday that 20th Century Fox can move ahead with their lawsuit trying to block Warner Brothers' release of the movie Watchmen. The U.S. women's soccer team will play for gold after they beat Japan in the semifinals 4-2. Back to the show. We have a pretty good YouTube clip of the day later on. It's a tribute to Michael Phelps that I think that you'll enjoy. That's lovely. That's right.
Our text number is 35253. Our phone number is 5701053. And we are going to be getting to the P1 Hall of Fame in just a moment. A couple of text messages that we're getting. Mikey, I was just wondering, how many people do you know drink from a bubbler? That's P1 Dude. I don't know what a bubbler is. What's a bubbler? A water fountain. Is that what you call a water fountain? I don't know. Is that an East Coast thing? Is that an East Coast thing? Bubbler they call a drinking fountains? No. Weird. Really? They call drinking fountains a drinking fountain? They call that a bubbler? Yeah. Really? Did you know that? No. Never heard of it. Never heard of it. I do. I know a lot of people that drink from bubblers. Do you? Will you? I would if I was really thirsty, sure. Sean? Do you? Oh, please. Come on. Sean's a germaphobe. How about you, Boston, Rob? Do you drink from a bubbler? Yeah, I never even thought about it, but it was weird. Yesterday at the gym, because some dude that was really, really sweaty was walking away from it, and I was like, is there any of his stuff dripping where I drink from? So now I'll give it a couple seconds and let the water run.
Hoping to wash away Bill's sweat. Hoping that the water coming out in the first few seconds is actually rubbing alcohol and then it turns into water. Or boiling water. Even Bear Grylls is like, no way, man. Oh, man. Let's see. Mikey, it's P1 Cameron. I was wondering what I can do for my girlfriend that will just amaze her. She's an amazing girl. She deserves something special. Ah, the love bucket, right, Mike? Yep, tell them about the bucket of love. There is no love bucket. Yes. There is not the love receptacle. Box of hugs. Box of hugs. It is not the box of hugs. I forget the name. I'm so bad at this. You know what it's called? It's the... Cylinder of love. No. Yes. Memory jar. Oh, that's it. The idea is that you just write a bunch of memories, great memories you've had with your lady and put them in a jar. All right, Rob, quit looking at me like that. Stop. It's cute. You know you would do it. So you knock it. You're of all people. Yeah, he's whipped. And he loves it. Yeah. I mean, you of all people. I would do it. So why are you making fun of me then? What's it called again?
It's called... Cylinder of Emotions. Stop it. The Basket of Emotions. It's a memory jar. I'm so bad with that name. I'm sorry. I just can't remember it. Mikey, I am proud to... The Square of Hearts? Whatever. Whatever. One more time. Listen, your woman loves... If you do it for your lady, she'll absolutely flip over it. Ever. By the way, this is the same guy. That made a coat hanger heart for the front of his girlfriend's car on Valentine's Day. Wow. She still has it. A coat hanger. I am whipped and I love it. Thank you. I'm a romantic. I can't help that. But your little... What do you call your coat hanger heart? The coat hanger heart. I haven't come up with a name. If you want to help me, we can patent it and sell them. Yeah. It's real easy. Patent a pen name. Email me.
The Tupperware of Dreams? There you go. I got you. Is that it? I get the idea. I don't know. Mikey, I am proud to write Mikey Show in my phone contacts list. Nice. P1 Willie G. Mikey, my wife was awake when the doctor started her C-section. I could not do anything but cry next to her. P1 Kaylee's dad, well, aren't you awake during those? I thought during C-sections you were awake. I didn't think they put you... out completely. You are awake, but you shouldn't feel anything. Yeah, you shouldn't feel it. The shoebox is snug. All right. Thank you. I understand. You can't remember the name. The baking sheet of emotion? Yes. The baking sheet? Yeah, you tape all these things through a baking sheet, and each one is an emotion you've shared together. And then bake it? And yeah, they like Shrinky Dinks. So you're cruel. Shrinky Dinks. Pat Penning, you're a cruel person. So let's talk about the P1 Hall of Fame. Hold on, hold on. Let me get in the zone here. We are doing a P1 Hall of Fame broadcast at Harrah's Rincon. One of the biggest things we've ever done as a show. We did a 28-hour show, sticker strikes, and P1 Hall of Fame broadcast. We're talking about...
The biggest P1s that we have being inducted into the Mikey Show P1 Hall of Fame, their name is going to be put on a plaque that will sit here in the studio. They will receive a plaque. They will receive a jacket, a cool jacket. That's so awesome. Here is what this includes. Thursday, September 4th, P1 Poker Party Night. Awesome! P1 Poker Party at Harrah's Rincon. Nice! At the casino. I'm there. The next morning. Of course you're there, Eddie. The whole show will be there. There was a question. Hey, who knew? There was a question whether or not I'd show. The whole show is going to be there. After the injury. What injury? The next day is the Hall of Fame induction. That morning, we're going to broadcast the entire Hall of Fame induction on the air. That's going to be so great. Inducting the very first class. Yeah, poolside. Oh, yeah. What up? Class of 2008. That night, we're going to be throwing B-Rob a little bachelor party. Yeah.
Destruction. Destruction. We're going to blow stuff up. No, we're not. We're not blowing stuff up. I heard there was going to be a mini pony there. No, there's not. None of that. Two midgets. Just as Alec Baldwin. No. Now, there are two packages you can buy for this sucker. One's $149.99. The other one's $299.99. What does it include? Well, the first package for $149.99 will include a seat in the poker party. So you get to play poker. It will also get you a reduced rate to stay there that night at Harrah's. Harrah's Rincon. And it will get you free breakfast the next morning at the Mikey Show broadcast of the P1 Hall of Fame. Which, by the way, everybody is invited to. Anybody listening to me right now can come down and watch the P1 Hall of Fame induction. You should. Awesome!
Harrah's Rincon. You're not going to want to miss this. This is the biggest thing ever. You're going to want to be there. But they get a free breakfast. So they get... You're talking about donuts? No, no, no. Come on. What you mean? No, no. No, what you mean? Uh-uh. Yo, what you mean? What? Full-on hot breakfast. Like a buffet? A buffet style. Come on, dude. Eggs, bacon, meats, toast. That's crazy. Is there going to be... Shut up. Shut up. A particular breakfast meat that is enjoyed. Eddie, do you mean sausage? Do you mean... No, you don't. Oh, you must mean bacon. You must mean bacon. No, a little more salty. Oh, you must be talking about linguiça. Well, that would be delicious, but no. I was referring to... Oh, were you talking about ham? Oh, my gosh. Is that going to be there? Come on. I'm sure there will be ham for my friend. Will you grow up? I have a friend who loves. Grow up. So you get a hot breakfast. Anyway. He had me at ham and eggs. Thank you. So that's the first package. $149.99. Nice. Includes a seat in the poker party, a night stay, and a free breakfast the next morning. And a hot, nice, hot breakfast buffet style. Now, if you want to pay the $299.99,
What this will include is a seat in the poker tournament, a night stay, breakfast the next morning, and another night stay. Yes, two nights stay. So we're talking about two nights stay. It's like a mini vacation. Oh, it's going to be so much fun, you guys. Yeah, now if you're wondering to yourself, well, why would I want to stay two nights? Well, don't forget Boston Rob's bachelor party is that night. Yes. Which, by the way, everybody is invited to. Yeah. Anybody listening right now can come by that Friday night to Harrah's and come and hang out poolside Boston Rob's bachelor party. Even the ladies? Everybody. Well, you're having the Hawaiian Tropic girls come in, so I think the rest of us should be allowed as well. Sure, you just wear a bikini, you're allowed in. No. Somebody's got to serve a bikini. What?
I just got three awesome ones from Victoria's Secret. So cute. I'm down. No, Ashley, we do not accept those two. I look great right now. Cool. You're in. All right. Mommy's working out. I'm doing real well. All right. Good pace. Thank you. Hanging out with Leonardo DiCaprio. You know, the sweet man and I. We had a great time. What do you call that guy? Sweet Leo. There you go. Sweet boy. So if you want to get this $149.99 package or $299.99 package, Go to MikeyShow.com. Okay. And in the keyword section, type in the word fame. Fame. Fame. Fame. Fame. Fame. All right, we heard you. Well said. Fame. Now, I'll take you to the link so you can purchase this. Got it. Now, what's it all about? What are we doing here? I don't know. Tell me. You know, this thing we do. Why do we do this? What is this all about? What is this for? This P1. What is this? It's the biggest thing in the world. It means you are an ultra fan. You don't just listen to the Mikey show. You live it. It's a lifestyle. You know everything about the Mikey show. A P1 is someone that is an exclusive Mikey show listener. They belong to the P1 army.
And when you do, when you call into the show, you turn your radio down, get to the point, and don't cuss. And you've always got something to contribute. By the way, doing those three things that I just mentioned, that's called knowing the rules. Know the rules. You listen for long periods of time. You turn new people on to The Mikey Show. You're an exclusive listener. You participate. You engage. If you're a Hall of Famer, you go above and beyond even that. That's right. That's right. So yesterday we inducted P1 Spaceboy. And we are going to be inducting seven people into the Mikey Show P1 Hall of Fame. Each member of the show will induct a person. And it is with a great deal of pleasure. Oh, I'm nervous already. That I introduce to you the next P1 Hall of Fame inductee. Ladies and gentlemen, P1 Quimby. Hey!
There she is. Oh my gosh. Quimby's been with us since the beginning. She's been with us since the beginning and she is she is like almost the female version of Spaceboy. Sure. And she is absolutely phenomenal in her Mikey show knowledge. Spaceboy's the king, she's the queen. That's right. So true. Limitless participation in the Mikey show. She participates all the time. Some of her accomplishments, hear her every day on the air. She calls almost every day. Shows up at almost every event. She is the lead announcer on the P1 podcast on P1site.com. That is correct. I mean, all over the place. In short, she gets it. P1 Quimby gets it.
I try. And, yeah, Quimby, so were you excited when you heard that you were going to be inducted into the P1 Hall of Fame? I almost veered off to 56 yesterday morning when you announced all the goodies that go along with the whole event. Oh, yeah. Now, what about when you actually found out that you were going to be an inductee? When I wrote you back, did you see what I wrote? I wrote, OMG, OMG, Maui, wowie, that was it. Who was the first person you called and told after Mike had told you? Well, Danny was the one who called me and told me to check my email. And then I immediately told my parents because they love you guys so much. That's awesome. They must be proud. My dad's like, oh, my gosh. He's like, well, at least somebody's getting in the Hall of Fame for something. There you go. There you go.
If it's not for baseball, I'll take P1 Hall of Fame. Thank you very much. There you go. We are having a giant plaque made. And it's the real deal. I mean, none of this stuff is like, none of this is gag stuff. It's all very, very real stuff. And what we have is this big, giant plaque. And it's going to have each P1 Hall of Famer's name inscribed on it. It's in gold. There will be seven inscribes. And there will be blank gold plaque spots throughout the rest of the plaque. And that will be for future Hall of Fame inductees. So it will say P1 Quimby 2008. Next year, it will have seven more people's names on there. And, you know, in 2009. So this is a big deal. She's also going to be presented with a jacket. She will have somebody induct her.
From the show, a show member will induct her, and it's going to be absolutely fantastic. She'll receive her very own plaque, too. We take it seriously. We want people to be involved, and this is a way that you can. Can't wait. So, very cool. Awesome. P1 Quimby, congratulations to you. You earned it. You're welcome. It's going to be a big one. We'll see you later. Hey, what is this? P1 Quimby's mom, she... She doesn't own a radio, so she wanted to listen on hold on the phone. Is that right? It's true. Well, I can't listen to the radio at work. So you had to listen on hold on the phone. Are you proud of your daughter? Absolutely. There you go. Of course, you know, who in the world can say, oh, my daughter is one of the first seven in the P1 Hall of Fame? That is correct. It's an honor. That is an honor.
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No, no, no. That's not what I meant to say. A group of college presidents are urging lawmakers to consider lowering the drinking age to 18. Wow. Smart. U.S. gymnastic gymnast Nastia Lukin got robbed. She tied for gold on the uneven bars and loses in a weird tiebreaker. Oh, gosh. How would they even do a tiebreaker? That was crap. Watch that. You watched it? I logged about it. I'm pissed. How did they do a tiebreaker? I stayed up till 1130 last night trying to figure that out. Like, I was, like, so upset. And me and my boyfriend were, like, watching. I love you so much. Marry me, please. It was crazy. Marry me, please. crazy because they were tied which is like freakish right when does that happen so the commentators are like well what are we gonna what are they doing a tiebreaker you know and it's this what looks like a 10 year old girl the chinese girl and then and then the american and um they just said something about ranking and that the american is number two rank and the chinese girls number one rank and that was how they determined it wow that's pretty weak that is very weak it was
It was wet. They're both right. And I felt so bad for the American because her dad's her coach and she was just sitting there like so confused, so pissed, you know? We're not going to do that with Eddie and B-Rob. Holy moly. There will be no controversy with Eddie and B-Rob. Eddie and B-Rob for over a year now have been competing against each other in various challenges. It hasn't been much of a competition. Sorry. The beauty of it is, is that Rob really tries. You ever see that cartoon where it's like the big dog and then the little dog that falls behind him and he's always kind of nipping at his heels? Right. You can figure out who's who. Yes. Yes, we can. Try as you might, Eddie. He doesn't win very often. He's adorable, though. Oh, hi. You're so teeny.
Competed in events ranging from home run derbies. What else have you guys done? Slam dunk. Slam dunk. Bowling. A bicycle race. Horseshoes and bocce ball. That wasn't even a competition. And Boston Rob, he doesn't win very often. And so what we did was we put a whole bunch of Olympic events since the Olympics are going on. We put a whole bunch of Olympic events up on Mikey show dot com. We let you guys vote. We said, what did you what would you guys like to see them participate in? And what we did was we took the three highest vote getting events and those are going to be the ones that you compete in. So what we're going to tell you is where are we going to do this and what are they going to be competing in? Well, folks, they're going to be competing. At the Olympic Training Center in Chula Vista. Shut up. That's crazy. Oh, my God. Yes. Awesome. Apparently just another one of the benefits of everybody in San Diego being a P1. Yeah. Seriously. Wow. And so they will be competing at the Olympic Training Center in Chula Vista. Now, these will be the three events that they're competing in. Oh, my God. Greco, Rome. Oh, yes. For the visual alone.
Can you imagine? Please. Yes. Come for the visual. Stay for the therapy. That's right. Yes. So that will be happening. Let's see. Archery. Oh, no. Yeah, Sean, maybe you can help. You can tell them some stuff. Sean used to do that. Sean used to do archery. I'd love to, yeah. And then finally, they will be competing in the 100-meter dash. What's up? Oh, no. I have no idea, Ashley, how far 100 meters is. What is that? How far is that? I don't know. I just want to see them race. Those are the three I voted for. Do you know, Eddie, how far 100 meters is? Is it a football field? No, no. It's not even that far. It's quick, Mike. I'm going to run in under 10 seconds. Wow!
What? What are you basing that on? I just feel like I'm fast. You just feel like you're fast. Yeah. Usain Bolt ran it in, what, like 9, 8, 9? Well, but he's an Olympic athlete. I think I could top that, probably. You're a radio producer. He coasted the last 10 meters, so I'll just run and fast the whole way. You don't need to talk about that. So I'm sure I'll be around that time. This is a big thing you're throwing down here, Eddie. Yeah, I know. I'll run it under 10 minutes. Okay. All right. That sounds better. I believe that. Thank you. No matter what you run it in, you'll most likely beat Rob. I don't know. The kid's quick. He's a quick little bunny. Yes. Two out of three events is the winner. Two out of three events is the winner. The winner has to win. There's three events. The winner has to win two of them. Oh, I love it. Now, this will be next week. Okay. Friday the 29th. Nice. Ten days from today. Okay. Friday the 29th. Okay. It's going to be phenomenal. Awesome. It's going to be phenomenal. I can't wait. So there it is. Eddie, do we have time? Yes. Lots of things happening in the news. The Obama camp says that he will announce his vice president this week.
Whoa. Yeah, that's a pretty big announcement, and it's kind of interesting how they're going to do that. Obama's campaign manager says, like Mikey said, that they're ready to go public this week with his pick for a VP, and they've told supporters that they'll get the news through a mass text message. I don't get it. So the Obama campaign is going to send their supporters a mass text message once it's announced, letting them know. So they'll know right away via cell phone or whatever who the pick is. Good morning, guys. It's Barbara calling in. Barbara? We haven't heard from you in a while. Yeah, I know. I haven't had a chance to call in. I was on a vacation in Turkey. Oh, what were you doing in Turkey? Well, nothing. I baked a turkey, and then I passed out in it. Okay, well, that's not really a good patient. I was on vacation in Turkey. Yeah. Good morning. Good morning to you. I'm trying to let everyone know who I am. My name is Barbara, and I am a full-time Obama supporter and a full-time black woman. Well, you were... Full-time, full-time. I'm full-time, full-time. You used to support Hillary, but anyway. Yeah, that was weird. I supported Hillary until she was not successful, and then... Yeah, well, I mean, that's kind of turning your back on.
And then I dropped my support of her in favor of Obama. And then all of a sudden became a black woman at the same time. Well, Obama and I are both, we're both tripping boo. Hang on a second. Let me look here. We're both tripping boo. What are you looking at? I'm trying to find my resource material. What is resource material? What do you need resource material for? What's up? What? I mean, Barbara, you don't have to be an African-American woman to support Obama. It's okay. You can be of any race. Black-eyed peas. I don't know what you're, what is she doing? I don't know if she's talking about food or the band. I don't know if she, what are you, what? Barbara? Okay, that's, you're just naming things in the black culture. You know, this is very offensive. To the left, to the left.
It's one of her favorites. Oh, yeah, here it is. To the left, to the left. Okay. All of my things in a box to the left. Beautiful. This actually hurts you more than helps you. Guys, are you going to be voting for Obama this November? No. I will be, yes. Well, I'll tell you what. I'm going to be casting my vote. What do you call it? When you have to mail it, I'm going to do it. Absentee. Yeah, absentee vote. Yes. And I'm going to be leaving the country tomorrow. Why? I'm going to be campaigning in, of all places, Europe. Well, why? They don't vote for the president. Well, I'm a Democrat, so I'm for the illegal invasion of the United States. What are you talking about? I am for illegal immigration. What? Illegal immigration? Eddie, do you have a gardener? Of course I do. Thank you. Do you have a maid? Sometimes. Enough said. I don't know why it doesn't have to do with anything. Who do you think does that stuff? Do you think it's the 17-year-olds from the high school? Well, no, but they can be legal residents of this country and have those jobs. Have you ever actually seen one be a legal resident of the country? Of course I have. Do you have a gardener? I've already answered that question, Barbara. What is his name? His name is Jesus. Okay. What is your maid's name? Okay.
Her name is Marta. That's right. Her name is Marta, and I use the same gardener and maid that you do. Barbara does? I don't think we share that. That's weird. In common. I would like to continue to, and that's why I'm going to London to campaign for Barack Obama. Why would you go to London for that? That doesn't make any sense. I mean, only Americans can vote. Obama asked me personally. No, he didn't. No, he did not. Yes, she did. Hey, Scarlett Johansson, take it down a notch. He asked me personally through an email. Yeah, I'm sure. And he asked me if I would bring illegals to the United States, and that's what I'm going to do, crack us. So you just came. You are out of it. Barbara. I appreciate you guys calling and everything. We didn't call you. She dropped the phone. Barbara. Hi, Barbara. Hi, Eddie. Thanks for calling. I didn't call you. You called us. All right, I got to go, guys. Okay, peace out. Barbara. She is. I don't like her. She wasn't slurring, though. Did you guys notice that time that she didn't seem like she was slurring at all? That's right. She didn't make a lot of sense. Well, she was in a turkey. That's right. That's pretty bad. Yeah. So, apparently, President Obama is going to be making his announcements via text message. Pretty youthful and hip, huh, guys? I like it. It is. Very youthful.
Should we go ahead and just start calling him President Obama? Yes. He gave a very, very interesting couple of answers at the Faith Forum on Saturday. Oh, did you see it? I didn't get to see it. I forgot about it. I did. Now, here's the thing. Obama is, it doesn't matter what the question is. So good. I've always felt that he kind of, or whatever. I've always felt this way about Barack. But let's see if he does this time. Oh, let's see if he does this time. Oh, I wonder a Republican host setting up the clip. Right. This is... Let the clip speak for itself. Let the clip speak for itself. With no bias going into it. Maybe he does, maybe he doesn't. Stop it.
Barack Obama was asked a question about Supreme Court justices, cut 29. Let me ask it this way. Which existing Supreme Court justice would you not have nominated? That's a good one. That's a good one. Gas. I would not have nominated Clarence Thomas. I don't think that he was... A strong enough jurist or legal thinker. I don't think he was what? A strong enough? Right, right, right. But were you about to say experienced and then second thought that? Let's back that up. I don't know. I'm not a mind reader. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's back that up. Let's hear him. Let's hear that one more time. I don't think that he was a strong enough.
Jurist or legal thinker at the time. Whoopsie. Why don't you want to say experienced? Whoopsie. You were right about to say experienced. He shouldn't get the job because he wasn't experienced. Tone it down, Rush Limbaugh. I thought he was going to say experienced. You don't find that a little something-something? He shouldn't have got the job because he wasn't experienced? Politicians being choosy about their words? Yeah, I don't find anything. That's what they do. Don't change. Don't do this. Clarence Thomas. He says Clarence Thomas. I don't think Clarence Thomas should have been a Supreme Court justice because he wasn't experienced. You're choking on something, Brock. You're choking. You're choking. One more time. I got to hear. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it wasn't going to say experienced. Let's listen again. Oh, I'm so over here. I don't think that he was. and a strong enough jurist or legal thinker at the time for that elevation. Setting aside the fact that I profoundly disagree with his interpretations of a lot of the Constitution. Thank you. I would not nominate Justice Scalia, although I don't think there's any doubt about his intellectual brilliance, because he and I just disagree. He taught at the University of Chicago, as did I, in the law school. Hmm.
What do you mean? I'm mean. And transparent. What do you mean? I'm mean. Entire demeanor right now. Oh, right? Like so many things John McCain does. We don't even mention. But Obama loves a word and we're going to spend a half hour on it. Skye, listen. Listen, Skye. They were very fair. They asked them the exact same questions. They got the exact same questions. Maybe McCain had the same issue of like, I don't know. Let me think about it for a second. Cut 30. Which existing Supreme Court justices would you not have nominated? With all due respect, Justice Ginsburg, Justice Breyer, Justice Souter, Justice Stevens. That does not explain why. I'd like to know why. Okay, okay, I'll tell you why. I can tell you why. Oh, because again, you're a mind reader. Because they're all liberal. And he said, and Obama, the same thing, because they're all conservative Republicans. We get that. We just want to know which ones. But what I thought was interesting is question asked. Question asked. Boom. I thought that was interesting. I did. I thought that was an interesting deal. I would have liked to hear an explanation. Well, I don't have the rest of the clip. Yeah. How do you know he didn't? I don't know. How do you know he did? I don't know. All I know is what Mike is presenting me. That's a good point.
That's a good point. Maybe he mentioned these liberal guys and the reason that he was mentioning them had nothing to do with the fact that they were liberal Democrats. He just wanted to know which ones. The reason is obvious. The reason is because they're liberal and they vote liberal. Same thing with Obama. They're a Republican. The only thing that I thought was interesting about Obama is that he was about to give a reason and then second thought the reason and gave another reason. He was about to say experience, but he didn't want to say experience because he's not very experienced. He didn't want to say experience. He thinks before he speaks. Oh, my gosh. That's the worst. That is the worst. I love when you have him dead to rights. I really want another president like George Bush who goes around talking out his arse. I don't. I don't want another president like George Bush. I don't. Because I agree with you on a bunch of the stuff with George Bush. Now, it got spicy. Check this out. This got spicy. Obama on abortion. Will Obama answer? Or will Obama... Obama. Well, based on the way I've set it up already, I think we already know what might happen. Just because of the way I've set it up. Here we go. You're the worst.
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The Mikey Show. The Bills for Britney Spears' custody battle have almost hit half a million dollars. Americans, Misty May, Trainer, and Carrie Walsh still have not dropped a set. They beat Brazil to make it to the gold medal match in beach volleyball. Ashley just jumped up on her feet. Pumped her fists. They are the best. They don't miss a game that they've been in. They're so good. I'm going to order you a poster of them or something. They are so good. Ashley's into it. She's into it. Help you out, kid. Guys ready to do a little bit of this? We'll get back to the McCain-Obama stuff later. We're doing a little gas monkey right now. Gas monkey is out. He's dressed as a monkey. It's Boston Rob in a monkey suit in the Rock 105.3 van. And we've increased the odds. Are you there, Rob? Oh, yeah, I'm here. Oh, look at that. That's the gas monkey. Oh, yeah.
Mike, I'm coming in live from Pondway. Can you hear me? I can hear you, Roger. Over. Yes, I can hear you. He always is very... Every time. I mean, it's a phone. Well, he can call you any other time on this line, and he'll be fine. But when he gets out there, it's always like, hey, can you hear me? He's calling from the moon. Yeah. I read you. Yes, Rob. Yes, I can hear you. How are you? Mike, I'm out in the city of Pondway. It is a beautiful city, I must say that. It is wicked to be out here. We finally narrowed it down. We got one loyal P1 with a sticker on the car. Hold on one second. Pull over. Hold on. Hey, I'm the gas monkey. That funky monkey. Pull over. He's coming up with new bits all the time. We will have a separate line to get the winner on. We'll hand them a cell phone and we'll have two lines on at the same time. One with the gas monkey's phone and the other the winner's phone. What kind of car did you pull over, Rob? Yeah, Rob. What kind of car?
It's a trailblazer. Yeah, keep going in there. I've got to get him off the road now. I've almost been killed twice. That's right. Every time. He has. Yeah, if you see him, honk. If you see the gauss monkey, honk. All right, all right, all right. We finally got it. Here we go. Here we go. All right, Rob. This is my favorite part. Rob. Yeah. Don't forget to do your monkey dance. Oh, come on, dude. I've mastered this thing. Oh, my God. It's a woman. Oh, it's a woman. Like, why is that so shocking? Oh, my God. I've never seen one of these in the wild. Oh, wow. You're a girl. It was like there was a ghost. Oh, it's a ghost. Oh, my gosh. Not prepared. Gas monkey. I don't know what he's doing. They're giving her the phone. What is your name, miss? P1 Kristen. P1 Kristen. Yeah. Kristen, were you surprised to see the Rock 105.3 van behind you? I didn't realize they were behind me until just a couple minutes ago. Yeah, and then all of a sudden you saw a guy in a monkey suit. Screaming at you. Screaming at the top of his little monkey lungs. That's right. Well, I just want to let you know we've increased the odds of winning. And so what you should see is a guy in a monkey suit with a bunch of bananas in his hand. Is that correct? Yes. Okay.
Now, taped to those bananas are gas cards. That's why he's the gas monkey. Okay. The cards are full of denominations between $25 and $250. Holy moly. And you have a very good chance of pulling a good one. Come on. Now, let's see. Gas monkey, are you ready to do this? I am ready. And we're starting to get a crowd now. There's people watching. This is awesome. Good. Security's coming down here. Of course they are. Uh-oh. Better hurry. I just want to remind people that they can honk if they see the gas monkey. It makes great radio. Oh, my. All right. Yeah, they got their lights on, and they're creeping up slowly. Is it just security, or is it an actual cop? I can't see. Hold on. Walmart security. It's Palomar security? Poway. It's the Walmart security. Poway and Walmart security. They're dangerous. Yes. Well, they need to make sure that people know that they're doing a job, and so they are going to probably rough you up. Yes. I support that. It's like Rodney King all over again. Rob? Yeah, let's give this lady one of my bananas. All right, yeah, yeah. Okay. Let's have you grab a banana there, lady. Easy, Mike. Yeah, come on.
Did she get a banana? It's my banana, yeah. Okay, have you got the banana, ma'am? Stop calling it my banana. $50. What, what, huh? $50. $50. It's double what yesterday's was. Nice. It's $50. I like it. I feel slightly better than I did yesterday. I feel slightly better. Well, congratulations to you, young lady. Thank you so much. You just got a $50 gas card from the Gas Monkey for free. Thank you so much. You're very welcome. Thank you for listening. All right, we'll see you. Gas Monkey? Yeah. Job well done. Thank you. And we'll see you when you get back. You did, dude. What is the matter with him? He's really excited. He's thrown in Walmart jail. Can you imagine we got to bail him out of Walmart jail? It's a discount jail. That's right. Everything is made of paper mache. That's right. Fill them out with animal crackers. All right, back to the fun stuff. No, we're going to move on. Listen, I don't understand why I got so skewered. I'm the one that got skewered in the last break there. Well, yeah, because everybody sees what you're doing. Speaking the truth? Is that bad now? No, not speaking his truth.
But he just played the clip. I mean, I heard it. Listen, we didn't edit anything together. This is actually how it occurred. It's because you don't like it. It's not the truth. This is actually how it occurred. This is actually how it happened. This is what went down. I don't understand. Well, you know what he's doing. He's taking hours worth of footage focusing on one thing. I mean, I could focus on things about McCain if we want to just focus on specifics. If you ever have this, that he's old. And an adulterer and left his disabled wife. Obama's doing cocaine on strippers. That is not a fact. Mine is a fact. probably stop it the only reason that you are even an obama supporter is because your guy bailed out of the race and your guy just got busted for screw and i wouldn't have been a supporter once that hit the fan that's horrendous but i like how america's just democratic party i'm just i just like
I like how America's glossing over the fact that John McCain left his disabled wife for his new Barbie doll of a wife. He didn't like his wife who was disabled in a car accident while they were married. Listen, Sky, I don't like that. I don't like that. But listen, if we start getting into their personal lives, we know that that stuff never ends. Obama's not squeaky clean. I'm sure there's stuff that we don't know about. We didn't know about John Edwards until last week. That was sad. I agree with you. I do. I agree with that. I think the whole thing was kind of a bummer. Okay. They got tough. Let's talk issues, Mike. Well, my thing with Obama has always been just answer the question. Enough with the hyperbole. Oh, it sounds so good. Just answer. Cut 28. At what point does a baby get human rights, in your view? Well, I think that whether you're looking at it from a theological perspective or a scientific perspective, answering that question with specificity is above my pay grade. I am pro-choice. I believe in a religious way.
It's above his pay grade? What does that mean, Skye? That means that only God can really answer that. It's above his pay. He should get a lesser paying job because I'd love to hear what he thinks. I mean, that was a... And I won't answer. To me, that's common sense. It's like, okay, are we talking about the science of it or are we talking about what my religion believes? Just give me an answer. Yeah, well, I mean, are they separate? Are they separate? And if they are, I want to know if he thinks they're separate. Maybe he, I would love to hear him say, well, I got my religious, you know, beliefs and I got my science beliefs, but he's not even telling me if he believes in one or the other. Just say something. I mean, just tell me something. Something. But the whole thing about, well, I, you know, I like black, but I also really like white and I, well, which one?
We just asked you if you like black or white. Well, it depends on the shade of black you're asking me because there's several shades that we can go in here. I mean, it's not like that's a secret. I've got a lot to say about this. It's not like it's a secret. Eventually I'll answer, but right now I'm just going to keep talking and saying words until I finally run out of stuff to say. Oh, is that it? Yes, we have to cut you off. I'm sorry. Please move on. Unpause. I am pro-choice. I believe in Roe versus Wade. And I come to that conclusion not because I'm pro-abortion, but because ultimately I don't think women make these decisions casually. Pause. Who does? That's the argument of some pro-lifers that, oh, well, if it's legal, women aren't going to take it seriously and they're not going to use birth control and just have an abortion instead. Skye, let me tell you something. Let me tell you. I don't know what it's like to be a woman, but I can tell you that I don't think that there's a woman alive that has ever gone to have that procedure that that was like going to get their teeth cleaned. Everything that I've ever heard about women doing that, that that is a... I mean, there are some. It's rare. The majority is what you're saying. They take it seriously. I mean, of course they take it seriously. But the pro-lifers use that as an argument, and so I think that's what he's speaking to. All right. Unpause.
I think they they wrestle with these things in profound ways in consultation with their pastors or their spouses or their doctors, their family members. And so for me, the goal right now should be. And this is where I think we can find common ground. And by the way, I've now inserted this into the Democratic Party platform is how do we reduce the number of abortions? There's the answer. Listen, I believe in abortion. This is what I'd like to do. You know, we just want less of them. That's all. We just want to have a couple less. Yeah, that's common sense. Well, I know a way to have less. Mike, you know a way to have none. You know a way to have none and not allow women a choice. That's his belief. I'm fine with that. But can't he just say, I believe in pro-choice. I would like to have less.
abortions and more education on it. Done. But he's got to talk for 20 minutes about nothing. He's saying exactly what you said. But the message doesn't get across because he's got nothing but garbage. Ashley and I heard it loud and clear. Oh really? Because you guys are so smart. Well, you obviously heard it because you just reiterated it. I mean. You're lashing out. It's unnecessary, Chetty. Hang out with John McCain and his dinosaur. How do we reduce the number of abortions? Because the fact is, is that although we've had a president who's opposed to abortion over the last eight years, abortions have not gone down. Pause. Oh, that's the end of the clip. Now, I got to tell you, I heard him say that, and I thought to myself, really? So I went online and I started checking it out. And I don't know where President Obama's looking, but from what I've seen, abortions have gone down. The information that I'm finding online, I can't find information that says it's gone up. Everything I've read says it's gone down.
I don't know. I haven't researched it, but I know STDs have gone up, and they've blamed that on the Bush administration and their abstinence programs. Okay, but we're talking about abortion, and he said that they haven't gone down. Has anybody called him on that, though? I just did. But I mean, wouldn't somebody call him on that? I just did. No, but I mean, in McCain's party or somebody, that's a pretty strong statement. Listen, let me tell you something. I haven't heard much talk about this. I wanted Sean to pull this stuff and I wanted to talk about it, but I don't know what other people are saying. I haven't heard Rush Limbaugh. I haven't heard anybody talk about it, but I do know that I thought that that was interesting. And when I started Googling, I thought, I know it's going to be that he's right, but I just want to check it out. And I'm like, I can't find a source that says that. All I can find is sources saying they've gone down. And what were those sources? One of them was Wikipedia and the other one was... Face space. Face space. One of them was Wikipedia. The other one is facts on abortion from Guttmacher Institute. Oh, hey. Nerd alert. I just Googled. Let's see. Now, there's his answer. It was 45 minutes long. McCain, what do you think? Cut 27.
What point is a baby entitled to human rights? At the moment of conception. Pow! Well, because that's his belief. Pow! Well, because that's his belief. Listen, I love that you don't have to hear, well, you know, pow! Well, I think every pro-choicer is going to have to explain their answer, whereas pro-life, it's black and white. Of course it is. I mean, duh. Of course it is. Duh. It doesn't make McCain awesome or something. Listen. God. Whatever. Listen. If you got to sit there and go, what? There's no pal. That was lame. That was lame. That's what that was. Whatever. All right. Well, we will agree to disagree. Yes, we will. Agree to disagree. I know that by November I will have Sky voting McCain. Good job, Mike. Or not. Or not. Or not. Yeah, probably more the latter. Christina Applegate says she's completely cancer-free. Wow.
That's really, really good because it was just about a month ago we found out that she was diagnosed with breast cancer, but she's been undergoing treatment and says she's absolutely 100% clean and clear and the cancer didn't spread. That's good. That's great. She's young too. Britney Spears custody battle. The legal bill is almost half a million dollars. Now that's only if you count her legal bills, which are $466,000. But the judge did also order her to pay a percentage of KFED's attorney's bills, which is an additional $250,000. So, so far for all of this, it's about $750,000. And that doesn't even count the $20,000 a month that she has to pay KFED in support. That is crazy. Give us a call, 570-1053. Our text number is 35253.
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Mikey, I heard you talking to that girl last week about her boyfriend wanting to meet up with his ex. What's up with the advice you gave? I thought it was lame. I am friends with all my exes. It's no big deal. You assume he is going to do something bad with her just because he wants to hang out with her privately. If you trust him, then you shouldn't have to worry. I have no problem with my boyfriends meeting up with their ex-girlfriends for lunch or something. If you are with someone and don't trust them, then that is the real issue. Anyway, I still love you guys, and I think that you were way off base on this one. Thanks, P1 Shortcake. Wow. Well, I definitely have thoughts on that. First of all, P1 Shortcake, if you do not have a problem with your boyfriend meeting up with his ex-girlfriends, good for you.
I think that you're fantastic. Congratulations. Congratulations. You are a super lady. And you're one of the most beautiful girls in the room. In the room. Definitely in the top three. Nice. But I sort of got the feeling that the person that we talked to last week was not so stoked on it. And when someone is not stoked on it is when I think that it becomes a big deal. But aside from that, I don't think that it's appropriate to be meeting up with your ex-girlfriends. And the reason that I don't think that it's appropriate is because, you know, I don't think that it's the most respectful thing of your current. And I also think there's a reason why you break up, but there's also a reason that you were attracted in the first place. And I say don't go there. You just don't go there. You don't revisit. Eddie, what do you think? This may be weird. I don't know. It just came to my head. But if you want to stay friends with your ex, there's something missing in your current relationship. Is that weird? That's 100% correct. Because for me, I have no reason to want to be.
with any friends with any of my exes because i have everything that i need in my current relationship yes but i think like saying that is like saying you don't need to be friends with mike because you have everything you know what i mean like completely different relationship because different kind because you could become friends with your ex like three years prior to meeting your wife. And then you meet your wife, but you still have this friendship. I mean, and it doesn't mean that something is lacking. But there's much more than just friendship that came into that relationship. I wasn't having sex with Mike. Yeah. And if you... Oh, my God. I didn't hear the whole time I thought. If you have a guy friend, basically, and you're a dude, you have a dude friend, you know, you meet other dudes that you become friends with. They share certain things in common. That relationship may share certain things in common. Just like a relationship with a girl, a loving relationship where your boyfriend and girlfriend, it has similarities. It fulfills that need. For speed. For romance times. Well, let the romance begin. Yes. Heard that. I've heard that. Let the romance begin. Let the romance begin. And when that ends and your current relationship begins, then that should fulfill that need.
570-1053. Text us at 35253. You rocked my life. And I agree with everything else Mike said. It's inappropriate and kind of weird. Ashley kind of agrees. She doesn't see her exes. None of them. None of them. And a couple, you know, did, I think, just genuinely want to be friends. And I just felt uncomfortable. And more importantly, I did. I felt like it was disrespectful to my boyfriend. Oh, my gosh. To my life. Because he fills my entire heart and soul. So I don't need anybody else. And I never want to make you mad. Because I've got him. And I love him so much. I love him so much. So, yeah, I agree with the boys. P1 Matt. Hey, Mike. What's up? Hi, Matt. Matt, what were you calling to say? Matt. Matt. Matt. You guys are rude. Yeah. Go ahead. You guys won't let me. Please. We will let you. We will let you. Just talk. Everybody here? Yes. Attention, please. Sky, attention to the front of class, please.
Thank you. Thank you for having your attention. The only reason why you're hanging out with your ex is one thing. You want to have some sex. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's the whole thing. Sky, are you playing the side that it's okay to be friends with your exes? No. I am wrong. You're Matt. That's Sky. I'm just saying I'm not as... strict about it so the hub the hub the boo is all about going to lunch like with an ex first of all i'd like to clarify for whoever wrote that email that i think the main reason we got so you know emotional with that p1 i think was on friday or whatever day was because her man was trying to hide from her the fact he was hanging with her ex. And, you know, we were saying that that was horrendous. You know, that's where I was coming from with all of that. Oh, I see. So if Bunny Boot, you know, just said to you, hey, listen, I was on MySpace, and I found this old girlfriend of mine, and hey, it turns out she moved to Escondido. She did? Yeah, yeah. I mean, not all the places. Yeah, I know. I tripped out, so we're going to lunch tomorrow. That was a trip.
I think every situation is different. So is she just going to gloss right over that, Eddie? Is she just going to gloss? Okay, husband of mine, then I have questions. Yes, darling. Oh, that's neat. So when was that relationship? When were you guys boyfriend-girlfriend? So long ago. It took me a second to even remember. Who is? And then I was like, oh, yeah. So are we talking like middle school, high school? Like high school. Like high school. Really? And what's she up to these days? Being fat, babe. I'll tell you, that's what she's up to. being fat like two bills. That's not very nice to say. I know, sweetheart, but it's just me and you. I know, that's not very cool, though. No, she's, I don't know, she got a job. She's working in some thing here in San Diego or something. I don't even know. But anyway, tomorrow at 12. Anyway, tomorrow at 12. So, anyway, what do you want to have for dinner? I think I'm filet. She's cool with it. No, she wants to filet me, is what she's saying.
Really? You act like you don't know you. Let's talk about it. I wouldn't love it. Are you new to the show? I wouldn't love it. Vote McCain. Vote McCain. If you're going to change like this, vote McCain. No, I'm saying I wouldn't love it. It wouldn't be something I would prefer, but if it's something that he wanted to do, I'd live with it. Look at me like that. If it's spiraled and they start hanging out every day and there are text messages, then I'd be like, okay, this is starting to make me feel weird. Because before I thought you were just catching up with an old friend. Is this all a setup so that she can go to lunch with an ex-boyfriend? I don't know. Sky, have you gotten any exes that have recently gotten in contact with you or gotten in contact with you? What was that? What is going on? What is going on? Dude, dude, dude, dude. She just, we know her so good. Let me tell you something. I have heard, I have heard that.
I have heard that in the human face, there are over like, it's something crazy, like 13,000 muscles in the human face. I saw one of them move in her face and I knew something was up. What did you see? I saw one tiny muscle in her face move and I know her and Eddie knows her and we've known her so long. We knew something was up. Okay, they're both standing up. With their arms crossed, looking at each other, having a... Word, like a mouthing conversation. I don't know what they're saying. This is brutal. Sit down. Sit down, both of you. You know what? I would rather this conversation happen between Eddie and Skye because Eddie, you speak Skye. Get to the bottom of it. Really? Really? Really? So you're saying really? No, I'm saying really about you. We're saying really about you. Well, you don't even know what you're saying really about. What was that little thing you just did? What? When Mike asked you a question, you went... I don't believe... What does that mean? What is going on with you? Well... No! This is nothing. This is nothing. Oh my gosh. I don't even...
Who is this? It's my friend. I love her. Nothing is going on. Everyone calm down. No one's doing nothing. I've worked up. No one's doing anything. First of all, I was sharing my feelings as a friend and being honest. What does that mean? Point number one. Yes. With our discussion. Point taken. It's not a setup for anything. Okay. And the look on my face is that recently, well, not recently, maybe. A while ago, an ex reached out to me via email, and that's all we've got to say about that. What? Okay. That's not all we're going to say. That's crazy. Come on. Come on. Come on. That's not all we're going to say at all. Skye, do not air pepper the mic. I don't want you air salting. But maybe the P1s want some. Nope. With her granola bar. So what you're saying. What's up? Is it that gentleman? Yeah. wanted to enjoy a meal with you, you would be all for it. There's nothing wrong with that. I wouldn't think there's anything wrong with it, but I would need to run it through the bunny of the boo first. Now, I wonder what would happen if the bunny of the boo would run the same thing across your desk. I just told you how it would go down. It would be cool.
I told you how it would go down. We know you. Like if it was a chick he just broke up with a couple days ago. Eddie just said it. Are you pretending that we just met? Are you pretending that we just met you? Hey. Damn it. Stop slamming the table. You come in here and flip out when you have a dream. The guy went to Mexico. The guy went to Mexico yesterday. You thought he was going to get kidnapped all day long yesterday. Yeah, it was a tough day. And we're coming home with like gonky hoof prints all over his shirt. Seriously. It was a tough day yesterday. You never know. And so you're telling me your mind, your little goofy pea brain mind. You don't need to call me names, bro. It's not your fault. Science Holmes. It's not science Holmes. You're telling me your mind wouldn't spin that entire time he was gone. I never said that. Of course it would. That means that you're not good. It means you're not good with it. You're not good with it. I told you I wouldn't enjoy it. It wouldn't be something I would prefer. Yeah, there it is. There's the answer. But if it's something that he wants to do and he's telling me it's harmless, I'm going to trust him. He's my husband. I'm going to trust him and I'm going to suck it up for that hour or two that they're at lunch. You can't even say it with a straight face, guys. You're smiling. I let him go to Mexico yesterday.
out of me. You let him. How does she say this stuff with it? I love her. I was about to say how does she say it with a straight face, but she doesn't. She can't keep a straight face when she says it. So you're telling me that I shouldn't allow him. Are you nuts right now? That's what you're saying. Sky. Is that not what you're saying? What I'm saying is, first of all, you wouldn't allow it. That's numero uno. We already went through the situation, Mike. I explained to you how it went down. You only eat while you're talking on the air when you know you're guilty. I love it. I'm not guilty of anything. That granola bar looks delicious. Yeah, it's a South Beach bar. She will only put food in her mouth and chew it and talk. That's really good. Yummy. It's really good. And the bunny boo knows about this email correspondence. He probably don't like it. Did he tell you he didn't like it? Well... Oh, my God! I can't do this anymore. Oh, dude. I can't do this anymore. He voiced that he didn't like it, and she shamed him into it. These are not facts. These are not facts. I love her. Okay, then let me try another one. He voiced in his way that he didn't really dig it, and she was like, what, you don't trust me? No. Then I got another one. He voiced in his bunny boo way that he didn't really care for it. Uh-huh.
And you put his mind at rest. That's not it either. Well, what's left? I made love to the man. Oh, wow. Well, see, the way it went down is when I got the emails, the first email, I swear I mentioned it to him. I swear I mentioned it to him. Okay. Yeah, okay. Sure. Okay. I swear I did. Quimby just sent an instant message that says, Sky is killing me right now. I swear I mentioned it. And then like a couple months later, I casually in conversation say, oh yeah, in this email, blah, blah, blah. Passive aggressively? No. Swear. I swear. I was just talking because in my mind. I thought he already knew the fact that we were talking over eating. That is so ginormous. Yeah, you don't forget something like that. You don't forget that you haven't told your husband. No, no. I remember telling him. There's no question. He must have thought I was talking about something else. Like, I don't know. Because I remember when I said it, I was surprised that he wasn't, like, all weird about it. And I was like, oh, cool. You know, so cool. I believe her. And then when I brought it up a couple months later, just in, like, passing, he was like.
I didn't know that you guys were talking over email. When did this start happening? And then I explained it to him and then focused on the fact that you really don't remember? And we focused on that fact. Who is this masked marauder? Who? Who is this man that you speak of? I don't need his real name or anything, but who is this guy? This guy that I grew up with. We went out. in middle school, and then we were just friends. Where he took my flower? No. He has never gotten near my flower. Oh. So, went out in middle school. Very handsome. Then we were like BFs, and then we tried to go out a little while longer in high school. You may remember him. His name is Manute Ball. He later changed it to Roman Oban. Come on. And? And then we were just friends forever because I was in a long-term relationship. And then there was a short time in between that long-term relationship and the boo and I getting together when I was single for a couple weeks and received a letter in the mail and talking about feelings and had to explain that. Correspondence. Correspondence. I've always been in charge of my own correspondence. That's right. You check the correspondence.
And after receiving that letter, I had to say, well, that's very nice, but I just started dating this guy who I'm really interested in and then ended up marrying said guy. So you never got together with him? What does that mean? No. You know what it means. You mean in the period right before the boo? Is that what you're talking about? At any point on the spectrum. At any point on the spectrum. Was there physical altercations? Well, there was little kid stuff, yeah. Little kid stuff? What is that? She's the craziest woman I've ever met. Who would say that? I've ever met. Nothing below the waist. Nothing below the waist on either side. It's called little kid stuff. Is that what babies do? No. It depends on the situation and that's all I'm saying.
It's not a black and white thing with me. I love it. I can see. I love the boo very much. He loves me. I just like to date. I do not like to date. That's my high school reunion. There's no dating. Did he go to your high school reunion this day? Promise? Oh, because I'm going to choose to start lying right now. Shouldn't I have started lying like 10 minutes ago? I don't want to break. I don't want to break. I don't want to. Please. Let's just push it back a little further. This is delicious. Oh, no. Everything's cool. I'm just saying, in my world, it's not flat. Let me tell you something. We could be talking about train robbery, and she'd be like, it's not really that bad in all instances. As long as she has robbed a train at one point in her life. Listen, guys, before we start knocking train robbery, let's all just be calm for a moment, please.
It's a disgust train robbery. I mean, it's a train for crying out loud. Is it really? Don't you look at me like that. You're twisting it. How? Don't. Don't even try. Don't even try. I've never done that. It's on the board. I have not done that. Your information is on the board. I have not gone out with an X. I have not gone out with an X. Question, question, question, question. I can't control my horny level. Did you guys go to lunch? Did you go to lunch? Like back in the day or since I've been with the booze? Since he got in contact. No, he doesn't live here. What was his interest? In getting in contact? Yeah. A mutual friend of ours had died and he said it just reminded him how important friends are and to keep in contact. Okay. And when you responded, did you let him know that you were married?
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Definitely. Well, dude, I mean... Like, out of the NFL. Well, hey, listen. Maybe baseball. Arena League, maybe? All I know is I think that he's been ruined by the Chicago Bears. Yeah. His psyche is shot. It's got bullet holes all through it. Looks like somebody shot it with a shotgun. Oh, no. Welcome back to the show. Text messages, 35253. I wonder if there's any texts coming in. Oh, there's... There's a few texts coming in. Why do you? I mean, geez. Why? Wow, Mikey, I feel like you should throw out a disclaimer that Sky does not represent the views of women everywhere. Who said I did? I think that's clear. Mikey, I now see why Sky is voting for Obama. Neither one of them can give a straight answer about anything. That is true. What wasn't straight about my answer? Let's see.
Mikey, hearing Sky talk that way about contacting former significant others was terrible. I expect much better from her. Sincerely, Tom Brady. Wow. Even Tom Brady? Even Tom Brady? Why would he be that? I can't believe he's a P1. Hey, Tom. Stop it, Rob. Oh, boy. Please. Seriously, right? This is a difficult time. Hey, anyway. Mikey, what if your ex is dating your best friend? Is it still weird if you hang out? Sounds like a question from a 12-year-old. Why would that ever happen? I'm sorry, Sparky. I didn't mean to say that. It sounds like a very young question. Very youthful. Very youthful question. I got a legitimate question. Go ahead, Rob. I'm just going to throw this out there. You know, past couple days we've been talking about the touch scale and where everyone on the show ranks. I'm just wondering, Sky. Touch scale, by the way.
Sky rates everyone on a touch scale. I do not. Everyone. People she's never met, they're way down there. Where does this X rank? Is he top five? About 12 above Eddie. Oh, wow. Eddie is the highest. He's so high up there, he got a Hall of Fame jacket. Yes, he did. He got a jacket for it. Jacket of a finger. Wow, Rob was like, wow, that was shocking. Oh, I get it. Touch, you get it? Yes, I get it. Let the romance begin. I don't know. For the record, we haven't seen each other since I was like 17 years old. Then it was all above the waist. Shut your stupid mouth. Okay, I have one more. Can I ask? Yes. Legitimate question. Thank you, Mike. Legitimate question, Rob. Go ahead. Only a legitimate question. You have the floor. I have the floor. Okay. Now, earlier in the show, we were talking about... Can I just interrupt? Is it so bad that a woman wants to date a boyfriend and have a husband? What is the problem? No one said that. What's so wrong about that? I don't need anybody except for the bunny boo. He's the best. That's true. He is the best. He is my soulmate. I'm the goose. He's the gander. They're being dramatic.
Oh, they are. They're being dramatic and they're twisting everything. We don't care. It doesn't affect us. So Mike saying that I want a date isn't twisting it, Eddie. That was a good joke. Okay. Everything prior to that has been out of your mind. I'm sorry, sweetheart. I'm sorry. I'm sure, sweetheart. But a million points need to be awarded for I'm the goose, he's the gando. Can we move on to something else? Seriously. Is there anything else? Guess. Do you guys still talk? Is there an occasional email here and there? Not for a while. It's not like we email every day. Not since he left. I mean, I don't know. I mean, I have girlfriends that reach out too. You want to talk about that? Well, no, they're girlfriends. It's not the same. Did you make out with those girls? Yeah, all the time. Sweet. Did this ex ever... Mike, I always forget what that thing is. If you're being sweet, you send someone like a box of memories. I don't know the name, but did he ever send you one of these... Now he's going to start it on you. Walk of infatuation. How did this turn into me? How did this turn into a joke? About me giving a memory jar. The jug of love. The jug of love. The jug of love. What is it? The toolbox of thought. The jug of love. Thank you very much. The pilsner of affection. Did he ever send you a tub of fondness?
Or a vat of devotion? Or maybe an urn of amore? Did he ever send you any of these? No, none of those. What? That was well done. Way to work that in, Rob. Isn't that a legitimate question? Mike got real quiet. Yeah, Mike. That's your boy. No, no, no. I was just reading this email about Boston Rob. No, leave me out of it. What does it say, Mike? Well, it says, hey, Mikey, just wanted to talk for a moment about B-Rob's blogs. Oh, money. This is going to be bad. Go on. Why is it that all of B-Rob's blogs are a review of the previous day's Red Sox games? What else do you expect? That's what you're blogging? Oh, no. Not today. Not today. By far. And yesterday, it was... By far. A line at the very end. I'm sorry. It's eating me up. This is the time of the year where I become a psycho. I can't help it. So you're saying that your blogs are not just about the Red Sox? Uh-uh. Okay. He says that you should tell them that the Twins or White Sox are going to beat the Red Sox for a wildcard spot. Uh-huh. So who are you a fan of? The Twins or the White Sox, you idiot? Uh-oh. Get it together. Get it together. Maybe they're impartial and they're just speaking what they believe.
Mikey, after six years from a breakup, I saw my ex online. We started chatting and tried to be friends. She's been with her boyfriend for four years now. After weeks of chatting, she broke down and told me that she misses me and that she's been sneaking away from her man to call me. Oh, see? I mean, wow. We talked it out. Well, because she's a whore, Eddie. Like, that's me. That's somebody who's a cheater. It ain't easy being a hoe now. We talked it out, and I told her the past is the past. Now we are really good friends and nothing more. She is married to him and very happy. Whoa. I doubt that part. Weird. That's not true. Yeah, opposite. But I'm worried that she will break down again, especially now that she is married. Take it from me. Stay away from the ex. It's P1-10. That's bad. You don't want to do that. Nope.
Now, Skye, same exact situation. The boo does this. You're fine. He can do exactly what you're doing. As long as, like, I'm in the loop and nobody's hiding anything and it's innocent. Yeah. But he wasn't in the loop. I thought he was. And he just gave Skye. Skye looked like, are you, I mean. That's the worst. You know that's awful. She's the best, Eddie, and you know it. I'm watching you over there. There's a lot going on. What are you watching for? Yep, you know it. Good morning, Eddie. I was wondering what the Oracle's take on what Sean Merriman said about the AFC West when he was interviewed during the game the other day. To refresh your memory, he said that he thought the Raiders were going to be a lot tougher this year than in recent years past because...
They were a much more talented team. So what do you have to say about the AFC West, Eddie? That's P1. I agree. I agree with what Light said. I think that the Raiders are going to be tougher. They went on the offseason, spent a lot of money, drafted Darren McFadden. Jamarcus Russell has a full camp. I think they're going to be better. Does that mean they're a playoff team? No way. I mean, the entire division is awful, but the Chargers, I think the Chargers are going to walk away. with the West and not even really be challenged. I think they're going to go undefeated in the division. Really? Yeah. Chiefs, really? Broncos? Holy moly, they're terrible. Raiders? No chance. I think you could be right. Phil Collins pays nearly $47 million in a divorce settlement. Talking to his ex. No. It always happens. Yeah. So that's $2 million more than McCartney ended up having to pay Heather. No way. $46.76 million. They were married for seven years. Phil Collins has been married twice before and has now paid a total of $84 million in divorce settlements. They believe that's about a third of his. $84 million.
That's a third of his fortune? That's what it says here, yeah. All that for Susudio? Oh, man, that's a good record, dude. I like it. I like it. But you think he would have figured it out with the whole prenup thing. I mean, $46 million? What? That hurts my heart. Third marriage? Come on, guy. That's not fair. Anyone think that's fair? It's not cheering me up. Wait for the lyrics. It's not cheering me up. $47 million a lot. I don't think that any person should get that much money in a divorce settlement. I don't think it's fair, and I don't care if it's a man or a woman. Mike, I mean, she got used to a certain lifestyle, and it's not fair. Stop poking the bear. I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing. She didn't write any of that music. She didn't perform any of that music. She didn't have anything to do with any of that music. No, she had a lot to do with it. What did she have to do with it, Skye? She kept the hearth warm while he was on tour. How dare you. She supported him emotionally? Yep. These are facts, Eddie. I mean... Eddie? She supported him emotionally? Okay. Let's say she supported him emotionally. Okay. For seven years. For seven years. Let's give her $1,000 a year. $7,000. And let me tell you something. That's a lot of money. That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous. You're ridiculous. $7,000, seven years? That's ridiculous. It's too much. You can't put a price tag on emotional support. That's true. It's invaluable, really. It really is. Yes, you can. The court says otherwise. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
It's so unfair. You think it should be more? I'm going to lose my mind. I know, right? It's so wrong. It is very wrong. It's wrong. I agree. CNN uses a Daughtry foreigner cover for their voting initiative. What is this, Skye? Well, so CNN is doing this thing called the League of First-Time Voters. So Daughtry covered foreigners feels like the first time and CNN is using that. Oh, I bet he would. Oh, man. That lends it himself. It's whatever. You know what I'm saying? Well said. Pull the eject button. Well said. I pulled the eject button. Yeah, how do you pull a button? I'm trying to pull the button. You push the button. I pushed the eject lever.
No. I think that Daughtry's voice lends itself to foreigners feels like the first time. We know. You're a big fan. Oh, this is a good song. I've been secretly listening to this song. A lot. A lot. A lot more than you guys would imagine. I'm judging you. I should be judged for how much I've listened to this. I listen to it every day. I do. I listen to it every day. In the car. I burned it onto a CD. That's a true statement. TMI. I know, I know. I'm embarrassed. I'm only telling you because I know that it's all I have to give you. Is this your favorite part right here? Yes, it is. Exactly.
It's raining the veins in my neck. It's a great song, right? And then it ends, you know, and I start it again. I'm like, oh, yeah. Yep. It's on a little CD that I wrote. I wrote on it with a Sharpie and it says. What does it say? It says mic mix. What else is in the mic mix? Why don't you just leave me alone? If I say something, just let me get it out. I want to know. It's in the mic mix. There's other songs? It's the mic mix. You keep your mouth shut. Whoa, whoa. Rob, hold on. I've been quiet. I've been letting you hang out. Your jokes sting the most. Your jokes sting the most. Wow. It's not even a joke. They're like poison darts. Do they just have a question? That's all it is.
It's a question. It's not even a joke. This is not a real question. Just one question. Is this not America? Daughtry got in touch with you. Would you go to lunch with him? That's a legitimate question. It's a double shot. I'm squinting. She's squinting around. What's on the mic mix? Don't distract, bro. I bet it's a bunch of Daughtry. What's on the mic mix? Hey, James Hetfield. I will not. I will not until I know what's on the mic next. Okay, let me see. What's on the mic next? There's another Daughtry song on there. Which one? You're not nice. I'm just listening. It's overused. Why don't we go out and get that CD? Oh, is it in the car now? That was messed up. We should.
We'll get Seth on it. We'll go get it. Anyway, so Christ saved my life. No, no, no, no. It was such a wonderful night. Dear people of the world, the Mikey Show is on. But at what cost? At what cost? This is The Rock. This Sunday, August 24th, don't miss the biggest race day of the season and Del Mar's most stylish giveaway ever. It's the Breeders' Cup Challenge featuring the Pacific Classic. Along with three other major stakes races, every fan gets a designer-quality resort shirt free with paid admission. Pacific Classic Sunday. Sponsored by Harris Rincon Casino, San Diego North. Where the turf is the surf. And where the turf is the surf. What does it say, Eddie? On my cricket phone. What does it say? It's from Lance Bass. He says, Mike's gay. Oh, wow.
I don't want to get this disc. Can we all do something embarrassing? You know what, Eddie? And I bet that text message didn't even cost you a dime. It's free. It's unlimited. Oh, wow. Lance, you can send me a text anytime you want about your friend Mike. Cricket's awesome. Yeah? Please, let's not play it. I bet you this CD's awesome. I don't want to play it. Yeah. I don't want to. Eh, we're gonna. Well, we will. So, too bad for you. Anyway, Cricket. It's really great. They're located everywhere. Bunch of rock songs. Yep. Yeah, for a limited time at Cricket, if you go in and activate a new Cricket wireless phone at participating locations, you can get two free tickets to a concert at the Cricket Wireless Amphitheater. Maybe, I mean, maybe some of the bands on Mikey's Mixtape will be there. I'm trying to go on to my home computer and see what I put on there because I can't totally remember. I'm totally... obsessed with this right now. Like, I can't think about anything else. So go into Cricket. Because you're looking forward to hearing it? I love Unlimited. What's their website? It's mycricket.com slash San Diego Mike. Is it real? Well, I've never seen it. But some say there are two of them. Each a thousand feet long. And they've taken over 4,000 souls. Once a year they come out. For four days and three nights.
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craziness. There's only a couple of embarrassing ones. Well, most of it you guys aren't going to know. Some of it is like Christian stuff, but even the Christian stuff is not very masculine. There's like pretty good, you know, heavy rock Christian stuff. So that should be on there. Yeah, it should be. I wish I had put it on there. Let's see here. Let the romance begin. The first one was this one. Put that one first. Duh. Track two. Some doctory love. We got it. You're not going to recognize a lot of this. Track three. Say what you like to say. This is for girls. Yeah, but this music is for girls. This music is universally... No, no, that makes girls like... This music is bisexual. Stop saying that. Either men or women can listen to it. I got your back, Mike. Wow.
That is the woman I'm sexually attracted to. You're not helping me. Oh, I was trying to. You're not helping. When you play that, do you swoon? I mean, no, I don't know. Do I swoon? Yeah, you know, like when teenage girls... Yes, Eddie, I swoon. I thought so. I just wasn't going to accuse, though. Yeah, and this next one, I played it the other day, and I got a bunch of grief. You guys are making fun of me. What's up? I like the acoustic guitar. What's the matter with acoustic guitar? City in Color. It's that band that does... Hey, don't try to make this about music. He's the one that introduced me to this band. That should tell you something. Ladies Night. Shut up! The next one you guys know because I play it. How will always be true? Every time I play it, Eddie goes, Bob Ice! He's great on Idol. Next one. Third Day.
I'm the son of a good man. When they played in the studio here. I'm the son of a manger. I'm the blood of a wild one. And I'm like... The next three tracks are City in Color. It's not a gay band! This is masculine music. It's that smile this guy gives me that is so demeaning. What? Hey, I support you. You feel like shooting some pool right now? Yeah. I'll lick my sticks. I find I have no feelings in my box. This guy almost spit coffee out of his mouth. I want to hear the rap. You're such a jerk. You ever seen a grown man naked? That was a close call, Mike. Was that John Popper? Probably one of my favorite songs. You can't just sneak up on a girl like that. I mean, man. I'm a man and you a man. Quit doing it. Air harmonica.
Your gayness does not define you. Shut up. It kind of does, Sean. Mean no dewy gay stuff. Shut up. Where did that come from? Why don't you give it a chance? I'd love to. It's good. Listen to it for a second. Okay, okay. Okay, I'm listening. For a second. It's judgmental. Obviously, there was something about it I liked. Mysterious are homosexual. Hang on. Shut your mouth. Did you know that, Mike? Shut up. It's a fun thing. One song in rest. With a bullet. I can barely do this. You're doing great. It's like you're talking me through an operation. You're all right, sweetie. This is the last city in color one. Dang it. Seriously, this one's good. This one really is good. This is the new stuff. I don't like it. Sky, are you out on this? Are you out for real? You really don't like it? I can handle it though. That sounds great. You know, maybe you can handle it.
Sounds so nice. Can you burn me this mix? Because I am so happy. That's a great idea. Sounds great. This has got to be rough. It's pretty rough, yeah. Yeah, I would say so. The next one's the wimpiest song on the new Third Day album. Oh, dear. It's the only one with a chick singing on there with him. Oh, that sounds nice. Rebecca probably made this CD. Yeah, probably. Probably not. I hope so. All right. What's next? Some Mazzy Star, some Dido? What do we got? Dido! Dido! What do we got coming up? It's so hard to take it when Rob is doing it. It stings. I hate when I'm playing it and Skye's judging eyes smile at Eddie's. What is this? It's a band.
The band is called Nevertheless. The song is called... The song is called Oh Child. Can you burn me this CD? Please stop. These are the guys that did It's Rain of Man, right? That next, Anya? I don't like this guy's voice. Oh, really? That's why you put it on here. I like the song, but I don't really dig his voice. Anybody else cold? Do you have a throw? A fireplace? Yeah, maybe. Got a good message. It's just the guy's voice is not the most masculine. It's a great song. Fires up the U.S. gymnastics. Now, so the last, so the, literally, last song is the only, like, masculine song on my mixtape, the mic mix. There's only one masculine song on here. Uh, Jewel? Hmm? Oh, my God. You guys know this. Yeah. We actually, we play this. We actually play this on Rock World. Really?
This dude's got a pretty good voice. It's pretty masculine. It's the one I have on there. Next up, Jonas Brothers. So there it is. There's the mic mix. It was really good, Mike. We laughed and cried. We shared the sisterhood of the traveling bands. It's the ya-ya sisterhood. Yeah, get it right. You did great, Mike. Thank you. Man, I feel like going bareback right now. Horseback riding, guys. Horseback riding. So why did James Hetfield upset people with his new property fence? Dude, it's crazy. Like, I read about this this morning on, you know, The Rock.
places with all the rock info and it's now this story is now on the front of cnn.com right now so basically james hetfield bought this piece of property uh north of san francisco back in 99 and was going to build a home on it But never did anything with the property. And the property has like a hiking trail that runs through it that people hike and bike and ride their horses and stuff. And the previous owners of the property didn't fence it in and just left it so people could still use the trail. And they wouldn't have to go out on the roads with cars and stuff like that to try and get around to the other part of the trail. So people have been using this nature trail forever. I guess there was some vandalism on the property, which is still vacant, still just an empty lot because Hetfield hasn't done anything with it. There was some vandalism. So his solution was to throw up this like huge fence around the property, like this really ugly looking kind of border looking fence. There was there was damage on the.
original fence? No, there was no fence. There was never a fence. It was an open piece of property with this hiking trail going through it, but there was some sort of vandalism on the property. I don't know exactly what that means, if people were camping or doing bonfires. I don't exactly know, but that's what prompted them to put the fence up. And now people are so mad about the fence. I'm looking at the fence, and the fence is ugly. Yeah, it looks like a border fence, like something down by the border. Yeah, it's like, it's this white... Like, what is that material? Like, just pickets? The one I saw looked like big old sheets of kind of metal or something. I don't know. It's weird. This one looks white and somebody spray painted on it. Yeah, somebody wrote shame and disgrace on the new fence. So we're mad that he put up a fence on his property. Yes, with no consideration to the hikers and bikers and horse riders. For his property. Yeah, the ones that go on the trail that go through his property. Oh, okay. Does anyone think that's okay? That he put up a fence? No, that people could be mad at him for putting stuff on his property. It's a little inconsiderate, but I mean, it's definitely his right. It's definitely his right, but if it was me and that was my property, I would put the fence on the other side of the trail. So still leave the trail, but then still corral the majority of the property. Well, I don't understand.
I know, he has the rights. Why did he not? I don't know. I wonder if he even knew. Maybe he didn't. If I didn't even know, like, he's a reasonable person. Yeah, you would think. He's not the kind of guy that's like, oh, well, the heck with you guys. You know what I mean? So it just seems weird. Yeah, well, the contracting... Contracting company that put the fence up said, you know, that there was vandalism on the property. He says, quote, it's private property. There was some damage done by certain people. If people were cool, this wouldn't be an issue. So, yeah. Hetfield bought the land in 1999, according to court records. He planned to make a 14,000 square foot home as well as a 6,000 square foot studio. which also functioned as a caretaker's home, according to an O2 AP story. Only the studio's been built. If you don't know what 14,000 square feet is, because most of us don't. I went to Lars' house, it was 13,000 square feet, and I've never seen anything like it. I couldn't even imagine what that looks like. Well, from the outside, it was unassuming. From the outside, you can't really tell. It looks big in the front, but it was like...
It looked like a ranch style house. Didn't look like it had it upstairs. It looked like it was just one level. And part of the reason that it kind of looked like that is you had to go inside and then it kind of went underneath. Like there was like built into the side of the hill so it can go down. But on the street level, street level, it looked like a house. But then you go in and then downstairs was like just a bunch of space like that. At the end of the thing. We went there with a bunch of record people. Shauna was there. Eddie, did you go to that? Yeah. Eddie was there. There was a whole bunch of people. And at one point, they wanted to all take a picture of everybody. So we went into his racquetball room. Oh, yeah. Duh. Right next to his movie theater. And it was underground. It was underground. And it...
They weren't using it. So his kid's name is Miles and it was just his playroom. But I mean, it was the size of a regular racquetball, you know, a racquetball room. That's what it was. He had a studio down there, like a mini studio. And we went into the mini studio for me to tape him. And he was like dusting stuff off because he hadn't been in the mini studio forever. I think we went into his room. His room from floor to ceiling was just all, you know, to the outside was just all glass. Wow. And you could see the Golden Gate Bridge from it. Sick. But he got rid of it. He sold it. But that was a crazy bad, man. 13,000 square feet's a lot. 14,000. Whew. So, anyway. Tear down this wall. That's your wife. Tear it down. He's weird. What was that from? He's weird. You don't remember that? Ronald Reagan? Reagan. Oh, I don't recognize that at all. Play that again. I'll play it again, then. Tear down this wall. Here's a good president. MTV is looking for overweight tall women. So weird. So they're getting on the, you know, model reality show train with MTV doing their own modeling reality show. What about overweight tall people in transition? Yes, okay. Huh?
That was weird. What does that mean? Eddie, did you get that? He's referring to the transgender person on America. People that are on their way to being a woman. That is really strange. That's what he meant when he said transition. I understand that. He's referring to himself? He's referring to himself. He's a tall man. He wants to be a woman? He's on his way. Well, he's in transition. He wants to wear a long gray wig. Okay, congrats. I didn't know. Bright red lipstick. And a pair of sunblockers. Blue blockers. Wow. So MTV is looking for 15 women who are tall but could lose a few. They'll team them up with trainers, nutritionists, stylists.
And then, you know, they'll do the whole, oh, who's the prettiest? And you win a prize of $100,000, a modeling portfolio, a trainer for a year. So what they're looking for is women between 17 and 24 years old. Oh, well, I'm out. You have to be between 5'9 and 6 feet tall, 130 to 190 pounds. So they're saying that a 5'9, 130-pound woman is obviously overweight. Which is ridiculous. 5'9 what? 130. That's crazy. 5'9 130. That can't be right. If the shortest you can be is 5'9 and the thinnest you can be is 130. That's crazy. No, no, no. But they're not looking for a 5'9 130. Well, models, that would be overweight if you're 5'9 130. But if you're 5'9 130, you don't even resemble. Like you're not even in the neighborhood of, you're not even in the same zip code of overweight. Well, they say that's what they're looking for. If you're a model, you are. You could probably still drop a few, though. If you're a model, you are. That's the bottom of their scale. Yes, that is the, well, that's the bottom of their weight scale, yeah. Yeah, but I don't think that they meant it in context of somebody that's 5'9". But 5'9 is the shortest you can be. So everybody else is taller than that.
5'9 is the shortest. Oh. Yeah, so that's what I'm saying. Okay, if 5'9 is the shortest, they say, okay, read it to me again. 5'9 to 6 feet tall. Yeah. 130 to 190 pounds. No, I think you're right. It's gnarly. So to them, that's acceptable as an overweight tall person. Dude. Right? I hate society. 5'9 130? Yeah. That's weird that they did that, that they're doing that. Yeah, you should think the starting weight would be like at least 150. If you want to be a model, then you probably agree with the fact that 130 is too much. Yeah, I agree with Ashley. If there was a model that was 5'9". I got to see 5'9", 130. Well, Ash, you're close to that, right? No, she's not 5'9". I'm like 5'7 and a half, almost 5'8". All right, so add an inch. And I'm, like, one, I literally got on the scale in Vegas. It was weird, but I did. And I was 140.5. So, subtract 10 pounds and add an inch, and I would be, it's overweight. Like, trust me, mommy's got, you know, she's got some stuff that she could lose if she needs to. This is a woman that's 5'9", I just Googled 5'9", 130. Yeah, that's, you could drop some pounds for sure. That's too big. That's too curvy for a model. Yeah, you can't be curvy. Some baby fat there. Yeah. Shush.
You have to be basically a size zero or two to be a regular fashion runway model. Listen, I watch ANTM. She knows her stuff. These curls are like rails. What does that mean? Right, Sean? America's Next Top Model, too. Yeah, baby. Get with it. Tear down this wall. Exactly. That's strange. There you go, MTV. They're weird. 570-1053 is our phone number. And at the beginning and end of every show, we do an open phone segment. So you can call in about anything you want to. It's up to you. So give us a call. What is this? Oh, no. Whoa. In San Jose, a high school assistant principal was arrested and accused of running a brothel. What the hell? What is that? Big story up there, Sean. Holy Toledo. Sean finds it funny. Sean lives in San Jose, broadcasts out of San Francisco, has an odd sense of humor, and is on his way to being a woman. Yeah, the guy who's 57 years old is an assistant principal at a high school in San Francisco and was allegedly running two brothels in San Jose. What? One of our best kept secrets. What a nut.
Yeah, so, you know, definitely arrested. I'm sure he won't be employed very much longer at the high school. Not at the high school, but... Okay, Sean. Michael Phelps has two girlfriends. Yeah, so now that he's like so hugely popular, now all the tabloids are starting to talk about, well, who is this guy dating? What is going on with Michael Phelps and his personal life? So according to sources, he is currently dating two women. One is a British model, Lily Donaldson, who's currently ranked number eight in the fashion industry power ranking. And then the other lady he is allegedly dating is Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard. Really? Yeah. That's cute. There it is. Tomorrow we'll do new releases. Mikey Show, hello. Come on, you're not catching on. What up, what's happening? Hey, it's Ayo. What's happening? What's going on, Ayo? Hey, I got a couple of questions right quick. Anywho, number one, what happened at P1 Trivia, man? Oh, we forgot. Son of a gun.
We forgot. We'll do it tomorrow. All right, for sure. And another question about the Hall of Fame. Like, what time does the festivities jump off? Whole show, man. Yeah, dude, we're doing the whole show is going to be the Hall of Fame broadcast. Are you serious? Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah. Hey, you guys have a good day. Thank you, A.L. You're the best. P1-300. Hey, what's going on, Mikey? What's up, dude? Nothing. I got a couple questions for you all. So first one, your CD, man, that was terrible. Okay. It's not really a question, but. Yeah, I'm going to start working on, like, a Mikey non-game mix. I'll give it to you at the B-Rob Eddie Challenge. I won't listen. Dang. And the next one, I wrote an email to Eddie asking him about the whole Hall of Fame situation, about if you have two people in a room. And I called up to Harrah's, and they don't really know how that works. So do you know if you bring in your wife or girlfriend? Just put them in their own. But how do you get them into the events? Well, do you want me to? Yeah, go ahead. From my understanding, we're still double, triple checking everything with Harris just to make sure everybody's on the same page. But yeah, it's like a normal hotel. You can have whoever you want stay in the room. That's your deal. And then, you know, a lot of the events are free.
B-Rob, Bachelor Party, and the Hall of Fame thing. So she can get in. That's not a problem. But the only thing would be the poker tournament. She would have to pay her own buy-in separate for the poker tournament as well as, you know, if you get free food coupons with your room, she'd have to buy her own meals. That's not too bad. Yeah, so it's totally cool. All right, sounds good. Awesome. See you there. All right. I'm bringing my boyfriend so you can bring your girlfriend. Wow. Good guy. Why did she just do that? I don't know. Mikey Show. Yeah, going back to that show about the weight thing, Mikey. A good example of 5'9", 130 is Tori Wilson. Tori Wilson. Oh, the wrestler? Yeah. Yeah, I know who that is. We had her on the show once. She's really good looking. And she don't look overweight to me. Definitely not overweight. And that's 5'9", 130. That's weird. That's weird that they're calling that overweight. Only for, like, models, though, like, that are, like, on a fashion runway, and, like, those girls have to be a size zero, you know? I know, but I just can't understand how they would call that an overweight. You know, if they're looking for heavy models, I get what they mean. Well, they're not looking, they're looking to take someone who is a bit overweight and turn them into a supermodel. Someone who's aspiring to be a model. With, like, personal trainers. In other words, they're taking a woman. Yeah, yeah. Who's normal. That looks...
Great. Yeah. Sure. And they want to make a really thin. Really anorexic looking. Yeah. Got it. Sounds like a good show. Awesome. Can't wait. Mikey Show. Hello. Mikey Show. Hello. Mikey Show. Mikey. Yo. This is P1 Hot Carl. How are you guys doing? Good. Excellent. I was wondering if I could give a plug real quick to my company. Sure. Go ahead. It's Ground Floor Paintball. We're located at 2020 Hossie in the Drive. Right across from the In-N-Out, we've basically got all the paintball stuff you could ever want. If anybody out there in San Diego wants to play paintball, come on in. We work with some of the local parks, and it should be a blast. Come on in. You just opened a new paintball place or something? Well, we've been around, actually, for about four and a half years. Business not going too good? Actually, you know what? There's a couple other places that are kind of struggling a little bit, but we're doing pretty good, actually. Good. All right. All right, dude.
Hey, chill town, and I love you. I'm out. Thank you. Dad gave it chill town. The lovely and talented Missy is up next. Today on the Nooner, she has the all-request lunch. So call in, make your request, and we'll see you tomorrow morning at 530. The Mikey Show's out.