The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 08/25/08

1:38It is 6-0-7. San Diego State has announced that the Greek system will not be allowed to have booze at their parties and events for the first five weeks of the semester. Well, it looks like we're going to have to go back to watching Deal or No Deal five nights a week because the Olympics are over. The final medal count is the United States, 110 total medals, China, 100. So we won 10 more. There you go. How about that? We're the best. Now, I'll tell you what, it may just be my small little circle, but it seems like everybody I talked to was way more into these Olympics than any other Olympics. Yeah, I was talking to somebody about that yesterday. It was crazy how much more people were into this Olympics in the last, I would say, like two, three Olympics. Yeah, I mean, just everybody I'm talking to was watching and loved it and everything. So, yeah, the next one's going to be in London. In four more years. It'll be tough to top. I know it. Don't they do it for like four years? Don't they actually start getting ready? They're getting ready now. They probably already started getting ready. They've got to build stadiums and stuff like that. It's crazy. I would have thought that they would use this stuff, but they really do. They build stadiums for it. That's part of the way they get the...

3:05You know, the bid. Yeah. For the Olympics is that they say, oh, well, we'll build this, you know, new complex and blah, blah, blah. That's crazy. Yeah. It's crazy. Well, you can call about anything you want. You can call about that if you want to. You can call about anything. 570-1053 is our number. Beginning and end of every show, we do open phones. You could call us about Olympics, whatever you want. Or text us at 35253. We were in Sammy's Wood Fired Pizza. Having some real good eats Saturday night. And the Olympics were on. And they were showing the marathon, which was crazy. How these guys will run an entire marathon. And this guy that won from Kenya ran it in two hours and six minutes. It's just mind-blowing. Because my wife says it takes a normal human about four hours to do that. So he did it in about half the time. And then after that.

4:06They showed women's relay. And that was pretty fun to watch. Did you guys see any of that? Yep, I watched that. And so I'm finally getting to watch some Olympics, right? So it comes down to the last two ladies. And I don't know who this lady was. And I don't know what country she was from. But she was beating the American woman before the last handoff. I'm thinking, oh, boy. And I say, do they leave their last runner to be the fastest? Is it fastest? And they say, yeah, the last one's at the end. So they do the handoff to the last ladies. And the American lady is kind of trailing. And somebody at the table says, I think she's kind of pacing her. And she'll come on strong. And we're all like, no way. If she had it, she'd be using it. They were right.

5:09Right towards the end, here comes the American. And everybody in that Sammy's is screaming and yelling. And I thought, that's really cool. You know, we're all American. Might have been one dude in there, a foreign exchange student, not clapping. The people in the kitchen. Yeah, the whole kitchen was silent. Really silent. 570-1053. Give us a call. Beginning and end of every show. Let's do some chatting. Oh. Yeah. Hey. Chat it up. That's right. Chat it up. We'll introduce everybody. Seven people on the Mikey Show. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 38 years of age. And I've lost 29 pounds. One more pound, I will have lost 30 pounds since January 7th. Oof. Wow. And, yeah, so I'm feeling good about that. Hopefully pretty soon I can go down another pant size. Be great. Really working on being a size two. You know, like all of us girls are. All of us girls want to be a size two. Let's see. Eddie is our producer and our sports guy and is also on the Charger pregame show for the Chargers. Long day today. It's going to be long, right? Oh, right. Monday Night Football. Yeah. It's a weird week, too, because they play again on Friday. What?

6:40Who do they play? Four days apart. Who do they play tonight? Tonight they play Seattle here. Yeah. And then Friday they play San Francisco. Oh, wow. That's a quick week. Yeah. Tonight will be interesting, though, because most of the starters are going to play like a full half. Really? Yeah. The third preseason game is the real important one to the coaches. You know, they want everybody to kind of get up to game speed. Right. And then nobody plays the fourth one because they don't want anybody to get hurt. So. When I was driving in. To work this morning, I drive by the Charger Complex and the lights were already on on the practice field. So I was like, I wonder what that's all about. I wonder if the players are out there already at 6 o'clock in the morning doing stuff. Because I saw those lights on there and they're never on. Charger Complex is always dark at this time. But they were on. I was like, oh man, they're probably tired. Sky's our news girl. She's 30 years of age.

7:38She's wearing a baseball cap today with the braids. Yes. She's got a little Gretel look going on today. Somebody didn't want to blow dry their hair last night. All right. You heard that. That's right. We'll get an update from Skye in a little bit. I'm very anxious to hear about her Friday night. Oh, goodness. Yes. So we'll get an update on that in a minute. Shawnee O'Boy is our sound effects guy. He is 38 years of age. That's right. That is ancient. I'm the same age. I'm the same age, Sean. You're that old, too? Oh, boy. Not even over the hill yet. How old are you when you're over the hill? 40. Is it 40? A lot of people just winced in their car. You're okay, Sean. It's brutal. Is it? I thought it was 50. I don't know. I got two more years. 40 is over the hill. I think 60. I think 60, actually. I think 58. Let's do that. Let's just push it. Ashley is our assistant producer. She's a quarter of a century old. Yeah. Also a milestone. That's right. She's 25. She's a young buck. Yeah. She's a young buck. But I can't wait until she does age and hopefully she'll still be with us.

8:59I can talk to her about the young kids. And she'll go, oh, man, these young kids today. What do they know? And then there's Boston Rob. He's 25 years of age. He's got a tattoo on his throat that says Boston. He was born and raised in Boston, the Boston area. Very close to where they start the Boston Marathon, in fact. Right, Rob? Where do they start it? Hopkinton. And then where does it end? Right by the Prue. The Prue? I don't know. We're supposed to all know that. I don't know what that is. You know the Prue? I don't know. Down there by the Prue. I just thought of Prue. Major 2 o'clock down by the Prue. Yeah, the Prue. But I don't know where that is. The Prudential Building. Come on now. Jeez. Rob, when do they run that thing? April.

10:00Is that just ginormous? Is it a huge deal in that city when that's going on? Oh, yeah, dude. It was kind of weird moving out here because they run it on Patriots Day, which is usually like the third Monday in April, which is a huge holiday. Everyone has a day off. There's a big Red Sox game. Really? They have a day off? Yeah. And then I moved out here and no one had even heard of Patriots Day. Rob didn't go to work that day. They're like, has anybody seen Rob? Yeah. They run the marathon. The Red Sox have an early day game. It starts at like 10 in the morning. No one has to work. It's like everything is shut down. Must be a fun day. Celebrate our Patriots, dude. Sam Adams and George Washington. Tom Brady. But isn't that what Memorial Day is for? You would think, right? One would think, Sky. That's right. Those... Bostonians, man. They love their city. They love it. They love their city. They have a very dysfunctional love affair with their city. Codependency. Mm-hmm. It's a real codependency. And then there is Roosevelt, Zethian, Oates, III, Jr., Esquire, MD, DDS, Inc. Rosie. Wow. Nice. Rosie.

11:20He's incorporated now. Well, yeah. It's official. He's Inc. Filed the paperwork yesterday. There you go. So it's official, folks. He is now incorporated. Finally. That's right. Finally. And he is our phone screener. So when you call in, he's the first barrier you have to get through. Then you get into the secondary. But as long as you can get into the secondary, you're good to go. Usually. 570-1053, text number 35253. Well, the Olympics are over, but politics are just getting heated up. Oh, boy. Oh, man. The city of Denver is getting ready. Here we go. For the big Democratic National Convention. Starting today. That's right. And if you didn't already hear, Barack Obama, Obama. He made his big announcement on Saturday. Who will his vice president be? Hillary. That's right. Shouldn't it be Hillary? She's got all those delegates and everything. Done deal. Gotta be Hillary. For sure. Gotta be. Everybody's saying it's gotta be Hillary. So here he was announcing her. Cut one. For months, I've searched for a leader to finish this journey alongside me. And to join me in making Washington work.

12:49for the American people. Today, I have come back to Springfield to tell you that I found that leader. Do I look okay? A man with a distinguished... A what? A man with fundamental decency. I'm not a man! What the heck? It's okay, Hillary. Joe Biden. No. Yeah, he's going to run with Joe Biden. Wow. Yeah, that's right. Shocking. It took John McCain two seconds to get all the clips of the stuff that Joe Biden has said about Barack Obama. Do you have that, Shani? Yeah. What does Barack Obama's running mate say about Barack Obama? You were asked, is he ready? You said, I think he can be ready, but right now I don't believe he is. The presidency is not something that lends itself to on-the-job training. I don't think I stand by the statement. Thank you.

13:47And what does he say about John McCain? I would be honored to run with or against John McCain because he's a country better off. I'm great. I'm John McCain, and I approve this one. Now, I got one that John McCain should not have approved. This is, well, you can take a listen to it yourself. Cut five. She won millions of votes, but isn't on his ticket. Why? For speaking the truth on his plans. You never hear the specifics. On the Resco scandal. We still don't have a lot of answers about Senator Obama. On his attacks. Senator Obama's campaign has become increasingly negative. The truth hurt, and Obama didn't like it. I'm John McCain, and I approve this message. Well, why, John? It sounds so dorky. What was that, Mother Goose?

14:49It's the little old lady who lived in the shoe. And this bed was too soft. Yeah, that was goofy sounding one. But that first one's going to hurt. The first one's going to hurt with all the stuff that Biden said about him. But what are you going to do? What are you going to do? I'll tell you what's going to be a bummer is that... All of the greatest entertainers are Democrats, so this Democratic National Convention is going to have some really good entertainment. It's going to be a party. That's right. It's going to be a gigantoid party. And I'm a conservative Republican, so I'm watching it going, man, I wish we had some of those dudes. But they all... They all are Democrats. And I think it starts either tonight or tomorrow night. Tonight. Tonight? Yep. Michelle Obama will be the headlining speaker this evening. Oh, wow. How about that? The focus of the convention today will kind of be on Barack's life, his life story, his growing up, his struggles. So we'll all get to know Barack Obama a lot better. Wow. Yep. How about that? Ah, important stuff. Yeah. That's what we've been waiting for.

15:56Democrats. Sky went to see the Dave Matthews band on Friday. I mean, that must have looked like the Democratic National Convention. Yeah. Over a cricket wireless amphitheater. Man, Mike. What's the deal, Sky? Well, first of all, his saxophonist died earlier in the week. Yeah. Did they do a big tribute to him? No. Okay. Wow. That's unusual. Yeah, I know they did a tribute. Oh, my gosh. The evening he died, you know, that same day because they performed that night in L.A. Right. But, yeah, it was weird because they had these two guys doing the horns. One guy looked like Ruben Studdard. And the other guy. Maybe it actually was Ruben Studdard. He's looking for work. Yeah, and the other guy looked like. Kind of looked like the leader of Letterman's Band. Oh, yeah. Paul Schaefer, but with a long, like, Fu Manchu, like, goatee thing going on. So it was just odd to see. It's, like, not right. He mentioned it, right? Well, it's hard most of the time to tell what Dave's saying. Really? Yeah, he's like Seth up there. No way. Oh, yeah, he's like Seth licking the microphone. It's like, oh, this is great. Really? Yeah.

17:20Skye said that she was going to get one of two Dave Matthews. He was either going to be really dialed in and focused, or he was going to be so messed up because of what had happened that he would be wasted on stage. So what'd you get? He was on it. He looked pretty darn sober, which was shocking. Yeah. You know, I was expecting the opposite. That's cool. But I think I've decided I'm pretty old. Oh, no. Here we go. Here it is. I don't know. We haven't announced it today, ladies and gentlemen. I don't know any future concert events I will be in a turn. She made the turn? I mean, I love DMV. I'm part of their fan club. That's how I get my tickets. I go every year. But. Dude. Maybe if Neil Diamond or Barbra Streisand comes to town. Patrick Lime. Whatever. If he would just do a little dinner theater, man. Okay, so we all know I'm a homebody. First of all, the drive was like, okay, great. Driving to Chula Vista an hour later, I'm finally there. So we get there, cool park crowds, long lines, all that stuff that everybody loves so much.

18:39Finally get to our seats. I'm really excited. I purchased the seats through the fan club. Was it hot? They were good seats. The temperature wasn't that bad. We get there, of course. We're right in the middle of the row, so we got to scooch by all the people. We finally get in. I go to stand next to this guy, and my husband goes, no, you need to stand on the other side next to the lady. I'm kind of like, wow, that's a little weird for the hub. Well, it turns out that the hub was clued in before I was that the guy standing next to us was either on acid or ecstasy or maybe a combo of both because he was out of control. He was screaming the whole time, like screaming obscenities the whole time. Like his screaming in my ear was louder than the music was. Like when I left my ear on one side, only on one side was messed up because of this dude screaming in it. He was dancing so like freaky raves. style that he literally kept bumping my husband, I'd say every 30 seconds.

19:39So you just see, like, my husband, like, his face just, like, because normally when a dude bumps another dude, you know, and it happens over and over, there's going to be words. Sure. But my husband knew this guy's just out of his head. There's nothing you can do. All security. So I felt so bad because my husband was miserable the whole entire time. Yeah. I mean, the whole time. And then Dave played, like, basically all, like, new stuff. He maybe only played, like, five songs that I was really into. It's matching. Thank you. Yeah. Bummer. Yeah, he did play two really cool cover songs. He played Sledgehammer, and he also played Bringing Down the House, which was really awesome. Yeah. Which was really awesome. But I don't know, man. That may have been my swan song. Really? Yeah. I don't blame you. It was brutal, dude. That guy next to us was brutal. That sounds terrible. Get him out of there. And he never lost that energy? He did that the whole night? The whole entire time. From the second we got there to the second we left. That sucks, bro. That's terrible. Yeah, well, and I don't know if he knew the people in front of us or what, but he kept grabbing the dude in front of him by the shoulders going, yeah, man, F yeah, Dave, yeah.

20:48He was like shaking the dude. And then at one point I heard him say to the guy, what, what? Just ask me to stop touching you. Just ask me. And I'm like, oh. Oh. Oh, no. Way to go, Rob. Sorry. So anyway, that, I don't know. That doesn't, yeah, that does not sound like the greatest concert going experience. It's kind of like what movie going is like at times. No kidding. Well. That's a bummer. Yeah, what can you do? 570-1053. Give us a call. Text number 35253. I can't believe that it's August 25th. It's going to be September here in a second. That's crazy. September. Yeah, football's going to be on and everything. Oh, my gosh. Getting all geared up. That's right. Start saving for Christmas. Oh, wow. Before you know it, it's going to be Christmas time. I bought Christmas presents this past weekend. Dude, that's smart. That is so smart. I'm not kidding. You are the best. As Sky knows, the Kohl's was having a giant sale. And so the wife went out there like Friday night. And I kept looking at stuff. I'm like, oh, that would be perfect for my dad. Or, oh, that would be perfect for her.

22:06I just bought it. I'm like, why not? So smart, man. Put it away. Yeah, dude. Dude, I was at Costco yesterday. I had to get a couple of things, and they had the ornaments out. They had garland out. No, they didn't. Come on. In August. Yeah, I swear. That's an all-time record. That's unbelievable. That's an all-time record. I was blown away. Wow. Oh, man. Yeah. Wow. You should have taken it and really loud gone, you're kidding, right? Come on. Wow. Dude. P1 Devin, you there? Hey, what's up, guys? Not too much. Tell everybody what a P1 is, Devin. A P1 is a Mikey Show listener who listens exclusively to the Mikey Show and none other and turns everything down except for the Mikey Show. Right on. Well, that was a, that one is a, yeah, sure. That works for me. Why not? That works for me. It's my thing. Go ahead, Devin. Well, I was at Borders the other day, and my dad was telling me about Pablo Escobar, the famous cocaine cartel dealer. Right. And he was explaining him to me. I never really knew about him. And then he just said, hey, check this book out. My buddy, he saw this, and it's a good read. So I picked it up, and wow. I've heard about that book. Medellin? Yeah. Whoa! What's up? Hey, watch the little Entourage. Entourage, my friend.

23:29You learn everything from homage. Wow. That's the only way we know. Well, yeah, I've heard about that. And that dude, that dude, Pablo Escobar, he started a whole big old thing and then he died in a hail of bullets when the CIA sweeped in and said, good night, Charlie. They called him Charlie. They did? I thought they called him Sweet Prince. That may have been what it was. May have been Sweet Prince, and I just got it confused. With Charlie. With Charlie, because they rhyme, you know? Very close. P1 Eli. Eli, you there? Yeah, how's it going? Pretty good. Yeah, last year I bought presents early, trying to do the smart thing, and then I end up losing them. Or forgetting I had them and then re-bought presents. You forgot that you bought them? That's funny. Yeah, how retarded is that? That's pretty dumb. It happens, though, man. It happens. Sometimes you can't remember that you did something responsible. You just got to put a special area like Skye for her re-gift. There you go. The re-gift closet. Yeah, and you know where everything is. That's right. Yeah, maybe I might have to do this. I don't know if you heard Skye mention this earlier, but San Diego State.

24:48is banning booze for the Greek system for the first five weeks of school. Are they crazy? What's the deal? So, rush week, no booze. Rush week, no booze. What's going on? At any of the mixers or parties. That's nuts. What's the deal? Well, I guess just because of, you know, the drinking issues in San Diego, the drug bus at San Diego State that we had a while back, that massive drug bus, I guess all these things kind of put together. And, you know, lots of times those first couple of weeks, kids hit it really hard because, you know, they're kind of back on their own. They're out of their parents' house where they probably had been staying all summer. You know, they hit it hard. They have all these parties and mixers and there's lots of binge drinking. Diego State said, no, we're not having it. They're banning it. And I don't exactly know how they plan on enforcing it if they're going to go from house to house and just do random checks. Do you have any booze? No, we don't. Okay. Have fun. That's so crazy. Just punch. So, yeah, the first five weeks of school, no drinking. You've got to be kidding. That's odd. Well, the other thing that I'm thinking is you, I.

26:01Think, have to try to think like a kid. Because, okay, first of all, kids are going to be mad. Oh, yeah. Obviously. And so what will kids do when it's over? Right. It's the point of going to college. That's exactly what I was thinking. Right, Ash? Because my only friend, she's in a sorority at SCSU, like the top one or whatever. The top one? The top one. Is there a top one? Oh, there's a top four, Mike. Okay. Haven't you ever seen, like, Revenge of the Nerds? The top four. So she's part of Omega Moo? Yep. She's been the number one sorority at SDSU. But that is all they do, especially during Rush. I mean, it's like every night, it's this drinking with this and this drinking with this. That's all it is, is drinking. You've got to understand, kids are goofballs. So when that thing's over, the five weeks or whatever, they're probably going to have like a... Five Week It's Over bash or something. They're going to hit it harder. No, no, no, SDSU. What they're going to do is when the five weeks is over, they're going to behave responsibly. They're going to reevaluate the whole thing. Realize we've been living wrong this whole time. People forget what it's like to be a kid, you know? Text us, 35253. Our phone number is 5701053. We have more audio of Obama and his big pick.

27:24And so we'll do some of that. And also the audio of the anti-war protests in Denver. It's already started. Oh, boy. We got the DCC, the Dumb Chick Challenge, coming up in just a bit. Oh, yeah. An email about somebody that might be getting scammed, and you can tell us whether you think so or not. The YouTube clip of the day and the P1 Hall of Fame, of course, we're going to be talking about. And we got Jerry Seinfeld in the stand-up spotlight. So I'm down there in Florida. Unbelievable. My mother's into this whole thing with walls now. How do they get interested in walls? What do you think of this wall? I don't know. To me, if it's forcing you to use the door to get out of the room, it's working. Maybe a floral pattern or something.

28:15So she put up mirrors. She decided on mirrors. From the floor to the ceiling, we have a huge mirror now in the living room, which my mother feels gives you a feeling of space. Have you heard this? That it makes it seem like you have an entire other room. Now, what kind of a jerk walks up to a mirror and goes, hey, look, there's a whole other room in there. There's a guy in there that looks just like me. I don't know who's falling for this. I had a parakeet. He used to fall for it. You ever let your parakeet out of their cage? They fly across the room. Right into the mirror with that little parakeet head. There's no padding. It's straight back the way they do their hair. He can't take much impact. He would hit that mirror. Bang! And he would fly off in some other direction trying to get it together. I always thought... He's so stupid. Plus, even if he thought the mirror was another room, you would think he'd at least try and avoid hitting the other parakeet. Excitement of NASCAR is back in California. Labor Day weekend's biggest party is at Auto Club Speedway as the Pepsi 500 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series roars into town. Your favorite drivers will lay it on the line under the lights as the racing action heats up in the battle for championship survival. Don't miss out on all the fun games, live music, and activities for the entire family happening all weekend long. Auto Club Speedway, your home for NASCAR, where the 10 and 15 freeways meet. For tickets, call 800-944-RAISE or visit AutoClubSpeedway.com.

29:41My new Corolla gets 34, 35 miles per gallon. The gas miles on Camry is anywhere from 30 to 31 miles a gallon. Toyota offers more vehicles with an EPA highway rating over 30 miles per gallon than any other manufacturer. I love this Prius. I recently went to Las Vegas from San Diego and it cost me $30. Get your MPG. See your San Diego County Toyota dealer today. 2008 EPA estimates. Actual miles may vary. An AT&T phone survivor story. Lisa went back to school shopping with her mom. Big mistake. Lisa, look at these. Notebooks with pictures of puppies. Lame. Puffy stickers. Kitty kisses. Luckily, Lisa got to the AT&T phone sale and found deals on phones that take pictures, play music, and run on the network with the best coverage. My green AT&T phone is the coolest thing. Yeah, it goes great with that puppy notebook. Yeah, so funny. Thanks to the AT&T phone sale, Lisa's freshman year wasn't a nightmare. She loves puppies. But it wasn't perfect either. What will an AT&T phone help you survive?

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32:10Rock 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. It's looking pretty good out here for the most part. We've got brake lights developing out of Escondido in the usual spot in the South 15. Pass is 78 in those little pockets down the Via Rancho Parkway. Other than that, though, you're looking pretty good. This coaster ride South 5 is a clear shot from Oceanside to the border. Your east county commute on the westbound 894.52 all up to speed. And the 5805 are also... Looking fantastic out of the South Bay as you head your way northbound. You're bored to wait until an hour and 15 minutes here at San Isidro, getting into the U.S. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. August 30th, Del Mar celebrates closing weekend with a huge micro-brew festival featuring the music of Devo. Treat yourself to a choice of over 50 brewers and rock out to a free concert by the original De-Evolution band, Devo. Don't miss the micro-brew festival Saturday, presented by Heineken. My wife's name is Rebecca. I'm married up. Thank you very much. Eddie. I know I'm particular. Sky. I'd be injected with herpes. Sean. Kick the doctor in the face. Boston Rob. I'll support him for my whole life. I'll bleed for him. I don't care. I love my team. And Ashley. Not many things annoy me at all. The Mikey Show's on. Rock. Rock. 1053.

34:19It's a Mikey show. It is 639. Last night, Leona Lewis and Jimmy Page performed a whole lot of love at the closing ceremonies for the Beijing Olympics. The Redeem team wins gold. Team USA's basketball team beat Spain 118-107 for the gold medal. Kobe Bryant talks about the victory. I'm just so excited. We all are. We've been waiting on this for years now. The moment's finally here and it was a tough match. We're just so happy that we won this thing. Can you imagine how many pounds of gold must be committed to this Olympic ceremony? Because all those dudes are going to get a gold medal. All the gold medals that are handed out. I mean, that's a ton of them. Probably literally a ton of it. And, man, one of these days I want to have an Olympic athlete in here so we can see what a real medal looks like. You'll probably see one on Friday. What? What? What's going on?

35:14are me and B-Rob's Olympic challenge. I know, but will we actually get to see... There's going to be Olympic athletes out there. No way. I thought I was going to get a goal. No, you... So, check it out. On Friday, Eddie and B-Rob are competing, you know, in the post-Olympic Olympics. And so, you know, they do these challenges against each other. Well, the next one's going to be at the actual... U.S. Olympic Training Center here in Chula Vista. And, yeah, they're going to be wrestling, doing a 100-meter race against each other, and archery. Oh, so weird. Should be incredible. And so while we're out, and they're going to light the Olympic torch for us and everything. That's so rad. Yeah, and so hopefully we'll get to see what a real gold medal looks like because there will be some athletes out there. Yep. Oh, that's going to be awesome. Pretty cool. So, yeah, hopefully we will have lots of pictures of that that you'll be able to see. And I'm trying to figure out, like, what are these two guys going to be like going up against each other in these different events? Eddie, how do you see this shaping up in these events against B-Rob?

36:31The wrestling, give me a break. Right. That's going to be a joke. Instant pin. Instant pin. That's going to be a joke. No, I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm going to play with him kind of like a cat and a mouse. All right. I'm going to pick him up and give him a little airplane spin, maybe a power ball. Right. You know, atomic drop. I don't know. We'll see how it goes. My defense will be to eat a lot of beans. Yes. That's what I was thinking. No, that's fine. I don't care. The race is the thing that I'm concerned about. I mean, he's 100 pounds smaller than me. Beans might help you there, too. A little boost. That's right. Power you to victory. So it's really, I think, it's probably going to come down to the archery, which who knows what we're going to be, you know. This is where I shoot an apple off your head. Oh, wow. I go first. Some of the text messages that we're getting at 35253. Mikey, after five weeks, students will have more schoolwork to do. Maybe.

37:34That is the state's idea behind the band. Is it the state's guy that's throwing this down? Well, I think San Diego State is probably what they mean. Oh, that's state's idea. State's idea, yeah. Mikey, what do you guys think about John Mayer doing Free Falling by Tom Petty? Mike, remember Mike? I know. Sky's been talking all over this. I was in the office the other day trying to convince Mike to download it and listen to it. It's really good. I know, but I told her, I was like, you know me, Sky. I don't really like Tom Petty that much. She's like, but this is great. It's so good. This is really good. This guy says he hates it. It's P1 Chisel that texted us. What does he know, right? Thank you, Mike. What does he know? He's probably one of these guys that doesn't like anything different. I don't know. This guy says she really likes it, and it sounds really great. Do we have it, Ash or Zeth? We don't have it? No. Oh, well. Really? Yeah. I thought we would. I have it on a CD. You do? Yeah. Is it with you or at home? It's in my car. You want to send odors out there to get it? Yeah. Yeah. Don't let me do my things. I don't trust him, Mike. Yeah, nobody.

38:41Yeah, it's just the CDs. My friend Kaylee makes them for me, so I'd have to... It's just that we're very close to Mexico, Mike, and he could probably get something for me. I think he can find it. Okay. Mikey, this text message is for Eddie. What's all this talk about Strahan coming out of retirement? Oh, boy. Eddie, what's your take on all their superstar injuries? There's so many. Poor Giants. They are not looking so good right now. They're defending world champions. O.C. Uminyura, who is their best player. He was their only Pro Bowler last year. Are you making names up? No. He's a defensive end. He's out for the season already. He tore his MCL in the preseason game. And so he's done. And so with Strahan retiring and a couple of the guys signed away in free agency. They're just decimated. And so now they're trying to get Michael Strahan to come out of retirement to replace Humanura. How about Lawrence Taylor? Are they trying to get him to come out to him? Well, if they offer him some cocaine, they probably will. Mikey, do you think that the renewed interest in the Olympics has something to do with HDTV? Oh. I would say very little, but more to do with Michael Phelps. I think Michael Phelps probably got people really into it. But who knows? Who knows? Could have been anything.

40:05But it does look good on that high-definition TV. Yeah, it does. That's for sure. 5701053 is the number. And the text number is 35253. Let's see. The Olympic closing ceremonies last night. Sky, did anybody watch? I watched, you know, like a good portion of it. I didn't see the whole thing. I kept tuning, trying to tune in. And, like, I kept seeing, like, recaps and things like that. And I was like, where is the... And then I finally just gave up. What about the United States? Did the United States watch as a whole, watch any of this stuff? Well, the Olympics as a whole, definitely. It's still a little too early to know exactly what the ratings were for last night. But they say that the U.S. Olympics was the most watched U.S. television event in history. Oh, my goodness. They say over 200 million people. tuned in to watch the Olympic broadcast over the last 16 days. That's 2 million more people than tuned in to the 2004 Athens Games. 200 million people over 16 days. Somebody escaped from Donovan Correctional Facility. Wonderful stakes there. The service is impeccable. The stakes are wonderful.

41:27No, this is the jail. It's different, Eddie. What happened? Well, so last night, this dude, the last time he was seen was about 6 o'clock, but he was found missing at about 9.30 last night. So sometime between 6 and 9.30 last night, this dude went missing. He was in there for second-degree burglary. He had been in there since June of 06 and was actually scheduled to be paroled at the end of October. Are you serious? An idiot. Right? How do you do that? Just wait a couple months. Right? One more month. Right? So they're looking for him. He's 24 years old, Latino, 5'7", 175 pounds. Aren't all Latinos 5'7"? Yeah. Brown hair. Brown eyes, but his head is shaved. Really? Yeah. It really sounds like me a lot. It's suspicious. Your Mexicanness is what defines you. Yeah.

42:26That is true. Kim Kardashian rushed to the hospital for a cut last night. That's crazy. Wow, that made Robin laugh oddly. Oddly. How strange. How strange. It's hilarious. I don't know. Is it a paper cut? What happened? Well, I believe Dancing with the Stars later today is supposed to make their official announcement of their cast. She couldn't take it? Well, no. Kim Kardashian is supposed to be one of the... people one of their biggest celebrities this season and she's actually already been rehearsing and everything right well last night late last night she sliced her foot open on a glass coffee table and had to be rushed to the hospital they said i don't know what are you doing standing on a coffee i don't know if the table was broken or if there was a jagged edge or exactly how it went down but they said it was like the amount of blood was crazy they're not exactly sure how many stitches she required but this is potentially pull her off the show on the same day they're making the announcement. If the word stitches is involved, you can't dance. Rebecca, last night, was taken down. My wife, Rebecca, she was taken down, oh, I don't know. I guess they're window treatments. I don't know what these words mean. I think that's what it was. I think that's what it was. In our kitchen, she's taken them down.

43:44And she asked me, do you think that the tabletop would support my weight? And it's glass. Oh, no, Rebecca. And I said, let's not even try it. It probably would. I said, I don't even want to go there. Forget it. Yeah, they're painting at the house. Well, it's a woman. We have this one lady that paints for us every time. And so she started doing the kitchen, which was the area. I got to choose the color. And it's a very dark. Like it looks like the color of the wall in the studio here if you were to add brown to it. If you were to put brown. So very like a maroonish. Okay. Brownish maroon. And it changes everything. When you paint something a different color, it changes everything. So anyway, that's what they're doing at our house. So do you like it? Yeah. Well, it's not done yet. Not done. Not done. I have to reserve my feelings until it's done. And then I'll tell you how I feel. Okay. 35253 is our text, and our phone number is 570-1053. So you can give us a call. I still have open phones for you right now if you want to. What's going on with Sean Merriman? Listen, I tried all weekend to get in touch with him so he could come on the air with us today. He's not taking anybody's phone calls, like nobody. I don't know what's going on.

45:11Two torn ligaments in his knee. I thought that the doctor said. I don't know what's going on. Let's tell people what, like, catch people up. Just in case you didn't hear it. Last week, he was going in to get his knee scoped. He hadn't been practicing, right, Eddie? Well, he was going to get it and, like, looked at. Not necessarily scoped, but looked at. Because it hurt. Yeah, he was having a lot of pain. So he went in there, and what'd they say? They said he had like a loose ligament. Whatever that means. I don't know what that means. And now, Eddie's been trying to get a hold of him. Eddie's been trying to get a hold of him all weekend. Because he's supposed to be our weekly contributor again. Sean Merriman's always come on the air with us on Mondays during the regular season. And we can't get a hold of him. Yeah. And so he is saying he has two torn ligaments. One I know for sure is the PCL. You have the ACL. MCL, and the PCL. What's the PCL? It's the least popular. Yeah. Nobody likes the PCL. It's kind of like the Ringo of the knee ligaments. The Jan Brady of knee ligaments. So that's, you know, but, you know, I'm hearing such conflicting reports, so I don't know what's going on there saying he can do one of two things. He can either play on it.

46:35risk having, you know, kind of a worse knee injury and, you know, possibly career-threatening injury. Oh, gosh. You know, but he could play on it and be fine, and he'd be in a lot of pain, but, you know, he could still do it and play, or he can choose to have season-ending knee surgery and he can be done, which, you know, I mean, this is the year for the Chargers. This is it, man. This is pretty much their opportunity. If they want to try and win the Super Bowl, it's going to be this year. Right. And so, you know, I have... Such mixed emotions about it, and I don't know what to think, man. Yeah. So it doesn't sound like there's any good option. Not really. Not really. Dude, I want to know what's going on with him. Yeah. Is it a torn ligament, or is it a pulled ligament, or is it a loose ligament, or is it what is it? Is he going to play? Is he not going to play? Yeah. Well, we're still trying. Is there anything up with his contract? Is the contract, I mean. Well, this is something that was really disturbing. Is I watched an interview with Kevin Acey, who is the Union Tribune's Chargers reporter. Right. And he was on ESPN this weekend.

47:44And he was the one who broke the story about Sean. You know, Sean apparently called him and told him and broke the story. Well, AC was on ESPN saying, well, you know, it's basically everybody knows it's a done deal that the Chargers aren't going to re-sign Sean Merriman. And blah, blah, blah. And I went, what? I go, who? I don't know this. I, you know, cover the Chargers, too. And I have not heard A.J. Smith say. We're not interested in signing Sean Merriman. Right. I've never heard that. I mean, it's going to be difficult to re-sign him because they have a lot of free agents coming up, including Phillip Rivers and a lot of different dudes, you know, that are going to be coming up. Their contracts are going to be coming up. But I think one of the priorities is to sign Sean Merriman. Right. And so I don't know what Kevin Acey's talking about. I heard that and I went, huh? Yeah. Really? So that's kind of obviously a concern. I wish that he would pick his phone up. Yeah. I think he's probably being, you know, just bombarded with people trying to get a hold of him. He could use the Mikey show as his, you know, as his platform. I wish he would. You know, we've made it very clear to him that he can. This is a safe place. It's a safe place. Yeah, so we start badgering him. What's the matter with you, bro? Get on. Come on, dude.

49:05570-1053. Text is 35253. Let's see. Oh, the Little League World Series happened. Oh, did it? Everybody excited? Yeah, they're so cute. They're so cute. Well, the team from Hawaii won the Little League World Series topping Mexico. I bet. There you go. I bet they did. Let's see. It looks like Kate Moss finally believes that she's too skinny. And it's making news. What's the deal, Sky?

49:45Well, she does this interview where, you know, she talks about a lot of stuff. And she talks about, you know, the trend, the heroin chic trend that was really big when she was a model, you know. And she says that she was never anorexic. But she did think that there were times when she was way too skinny. But she says it's not like she diets. It's just all the food that they always bring to the model shoots is all junk. And she doesn't want to eat that. So people, yeah. And so she said sometimes she doesn't eat for a long time. All of us can say that, right? And the stuff I do eat, it makes me sick. Plus all the blow I do. Wow. Yeah. Well, apparently, apparently Fox Sports has put out the top 10 athletes ever. Really? Eddie, I want you to... Is this controversial or... Yeah, I think it's very controversial. I think you could put an underline under the word very controversial. So we'll do that next. Also, you can text us at 35253 and call us at 570-1053. Barack Obama made his choice for vice president, and it's Joe Biden. When are you going to do it, McGain? I don't know what's up. Got to tell you more about the Q1 Hall of Fame, the Dumb Chick Challenge next hour, otherwise known as the DCC.

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1:00:00The Mikey Show continues with Mikey. I like fish tanks. Eddie. They all can't be winners. Sky. I rarely pump my own gas. Sean. I do not wear sloughs. Boston Rob. Today, I'm not Boston Rob. I'm B-Rob the Majestical. Oh, I like it. Did you say you were B? I want to change it to B-Rob the Testical. And Ashley. What do you think? I am an idiot over here? Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. Number one on the hip-hop charts, Rihanna and Tigabow. Welcome back. It is 7.06. Tropic Thunder was the number one movie for the second weekend in a row, bringing in just over 16 million. It was Go Between who won the Pacific Classic in Del Mar yesterday. Go Between. Go Between. I wonder if Go Between was one of the big ones. It was the favorite. It was the favorite? Yep.

1:01:10Well, you know, that horse expert, we had a horse expert come in. I'm going to the races on Friday. We had a horse expert come in and explain how the racing form works. And it's really interesting. So I got to go back to the racing form and see if that's who he picked. Because he picked this kind of offbeat horse. He says it wasn't the favorite. Really? Yeah. And, you know, it'd be interesting to see who he thought was going to be the one. Okay, so before we went to break, I said we have FoxSports.com's list of the 10 greatest athletes of all time. Now, anytime something like this comes out, you got to figure it's going to be a little bit controversial. Yeah. Because we all have our ideas of why isn't this person in there? Right. So I'm going to start at number 10. We'll go down the list. And Eddie, I want to see what you think of this. Eddie is the Oracle. He is our sports guy. This guy. Knows more about sports than anybody I know. And I want to get your take, Eddie, on whether or not you feel that this list is life. Okay. Number 10. Is it too early to say that Michael Phelps is in the top 10 greatest athletes of all time? Honestly, I think he should be higher than number 10. He did something that no other athlete has ever done. You know, I mean, he...

1:02:37He blew away everybody. So, you know, at this point, you have to look at Michael Phelps and go, wow, I mean, I would put him higher on the list. Eight gold medals, right? Yeah. Which was a record. And seven world records in one Olympic Games. That's crazy. And he's the all-time total gold medal, you know, winner. That's crazy. Awesome. He's outrageous. Okay, Eddie, what about at number nine? Babe. Didrickson Zaharias. I think it's pronounced Ruth. Babe Ruth. Is that who Mike met? I don't know if he was a great athlete. He was a great baseball player. Actually, no. Delicious candy bar. That too, but don't drop it in the pool. I'm not talking about Babe Ruth, though. What did you say? Well, Eddie, this is not who we...

1:03:36thought when I first said Babe Didrikson Zaharias. Because I thought, wow, I didn't know Babe Ruth actually had that name when I read the name. Is that one of Brad and Angelina's kids? Babe the pig. Nope. Different one. Nope. Always regarded as one of the greatest female athletes of all time, Babe Didrikson Zaharias seemed to excel in everything she tried. She won three medals at the 1932 Los Angeles Olympics. Gold in the 80-meter hurdles and javelin. Silver in the high jump. On the golf course, she won 41 LPGA events, including three U.S. Women's Open titles. Babe, Didrikson, Zaharias. Okay. Number nine, greatest athlete of all time. I never heard of her. Me either. That's, I don't know. Should you be on the list? Thank goodness for Fox Sports doing there. Due diligence. Number eight, Pele. Wow. Oh, man, that just kind of hurt a little. Ooh, of all time. Heck of a soccer player. I mean, is he the best soccer player of all time? Technically, Eddie was. That was really good in my day.

1:04:59Yeah, the Gilroy Blazers, we were awesome. Eddie. I'm sure. A glow just came about Eddie. It did. I mean, he started glowing. He started glowing. We were undefeated. He was glowing when he said that. The whole season undefeated. You were a little kid. It was unbelievable. Yep. Anyhoot. Wow, Pele. I don't know. I'll have to reserve judgment on that one. Okay, let's go to number seven then. Okay. Jim Thorpe. Oh, yeah. Jim Thorpe is widely known as one of the greatest athletes of all time. I understand him being included on the list. Jim Thorpe. was a very versatile athlete who won Olympic gold on the pentathlon and decathlon. He played baseball, basketball, and football, all professionally. And he succeeded despite being the subject of constant racist taunts. He was a mixed Native American and white ancestry. Jim Thorpe. Number six, Jim Brown. Well, yeah, I mean...

1:05:59I was trying to think of what football player or players should be on that list, and you've got to put Jim Brown on there. Jim Brown dominated in his day. He only played for a short amount of time, and if he would have played longer, he would have destroyed the record books. Now here's what you have to do, because we're reading the FoxSports.com 10 Greatest Athletes of All Time list, and here's what you have to do as you're listening to it in your car or at home or wherever. You just have to ask yourself, because I've read... Just four of them so far, or five of them so far. Michael Phelps, Babe, Didrickson, Zaharias, Pele, Jim Thorpe, and Jim Brown. So I've read those. You've got to be asking yourself, okay, well, the people that I'm thinking in my head, they've got to be coming up. They have to be coming up. Of course. That's what you're thinking. Of course, Mike. All right. Number five, Eddie, Willie Mays. Oh. Okay. Yep. Well, you know, if you're going to put a baseball player on the list, he would be the one. I mean, he was the. Ultimate five-tool baseball player and just amazing in his day. And most baseball players say that Willie Mays was the best baseball player of all time. Number four, Wayne Gretzky. I was wondering if Wayne Gretzky was going to be on the list. And, I mean, if you change your sport and dominate so much that, you know, I mean, they change rules for you and things like that. Oh, they did? And break records and all that stuff. Wayne Gretzky.

1:07:23did that and for hockey. And so, I mean, that guy is just unbelievable. He should be on the list. Now, here's where it must get a little tricky because we get into the top three and you start to ask yourself. Here come the big names, Mike. Well, you start to ask yourself any of these top three names. Number one, first thing you ask yourself is where's my guy that you haven't named this whole time? Yes. That's one thing that happens. And then the other thing that happens is, is that no matter who I say for number three in your mind could be number one. Or maybe you ask yourself, well, what? Why are they even there? Or maybe not. Number three, Tiger Woods. Oh, wow. I was waiting for that. Well, yeah. I mean, wouldn't some put him as the best athlete? I mean, the things that he's accomplished, wouldn't some put him as the best? If you were to ask me, I think Tiger Woods is the greatest athlete of my generation by far, maybe of all time. Shocking. Yeah. He's unbelievable, that guy. Number two.

1:08:24Muhammad Ali. I was thinking he would be there. Yeah. Was he really that good? You know, Muhammad Ali was a great, great boxer. You know, his career was hurt by, you know, not going into the army. And, you know, he missed a lot of time in his prime. You know, because he was. We just played a clip of him. We were playing a clip of it. This is a clip of Muhammad Ali and his very famous. Somebody's making noises that I don't care for. We used to do that, remember? There was a clip of Muhammad Ali right there. Where'd we get that clip from? We got it from the Ancestries, the archives. Oh, the archives. The Ancestries. Yeah, they call them the Ancestries. I don't understand. Well, it's the Clare's Channel Ancestries. We have them all listed alphabetically. First one, I went to M, couldn't find it, but then I went to A's and found it right under Ali and just played the audio right off the Ancestries. The champ is here. That was his famous clip from the... From his fight against Joe Louis, where he said, the jab is here. Gallop like a horse. Gallop like a horse. Gallop like a frog. The jab is here. What? The jab is here. There he is, Muhammad Ali. And the number one athlete of all time, according to FoxSports.com. Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Jordan. Wow. Oh. Where is Joe Montana? Oh. Oh, Mike.

1:10:01Interesting. Guy won four Super Bowls. Steve Young. Wow. No, Steve Young wouldn't be on the list. Where is he? Kobe Bryant. Kobe Bryant. Jack. What about Barry Bonds? What about Babe Ruth? Oh, thank you. Well, you know, it seems like if they're... I don't know. That's tough because... Babe Didrickson Zaharias? If they're looking for the greatest athlete of all times, then... Jeff Gordon. Bo Jackson. Bo Jackson. There's an argument to be made. Deion Sanders. Deion Sanders. Guy played football and baseball same season. Barry Bonds. Barry Bonds. O.J. Simpson. I'm on a different list. He's called the FBI's Most Wanted. I am number one. That's right. And I'm still looking for the real killer. I was in Walmart this last weekend. Real killer! Clean up aisle 10. I would have to wonder where Lance Armstrong is. Dude! That guy is crazy. Lance Armstrong. One testicle. That's right. You don't need to say it. Everyone knows.

1:11:25Mary Lou Retton. Okay, Mike. Come on. Stop that. All that on a messed up ankle. Or was that Carrie Strug? Whatever. They're all the same. If you're going to put a woman on there, how about Jackie Joyner-Kersey? Yeah, what about her? She was unbelievable. Babe, Didrickson, Zaharias. I don't know. Kobayashi. Yeah, what about Kobayashi? Absolutely. He's made contributions. Andre the Giant. I'm with you. Mikey Show. Hello? About The Undertaker. He's made his contributions, right? Come on. The Hulkster. Mikey Show. I was just wondering how would they consider Tiger Woods to be one of the world's best athletes? I mean, it's golf. You know what I mean? That he is shaking his head. Because he knows. This guy does not play golf. He has no clue what he's talking about. Golf is unbelievably difficult and physically demanding. I mean, and that guy has figured it out. I've been playing golf since I was like 13 years old. And physically, I don't think it's that demanding. Now, skill-wise, it takes a lot of skill and a whole lot of practice to be good at it.

1:12:46And I've never been very good at it. And, I mean, the guys definitely, definitely have a niche. I mean, they have a definite skill. But I don't really consider it to be a very physically exhausting sport at all. Yeah, Eddie, what about that fat dude that plays and he's, like, smoking cigarettes out there and everything? John Daly. John Daly. Now, does he make an argument for how could it be a sport or athletic if he's doing it? Yeah, I mean, there's... There's a reason why John Daly isn't a champion anymore. It's because he doesn't take it seriously. And Tiger Woods, he trains year-round. And so does Phil Mickelson and all the guys that are real good. They train year-round to prepare their bodies for the strain. But that fatso is still playing, right? Wow, that was really... He plays on exemptions. He's got a lot of exemptions because he won in the past. But if someone in the NFL or MLB or NBA started... Treating it like that. They couldn't even compete anymore, right? He doesn't compete, really. I mean, he plays, but he doesn't make any cuts anymore. But you don't think golf. What about this lady? She is great. She's been doing this since I was a kid. Really, the skill it takes. And she's still able to keep repeating it over and over. 24-7, that lady. That's right. She doesn't stop. P1 Ghost Cowboy, who do we not mention? Peyton Manning, yes.

1:14:08He has the NFL record, if I'm not mistaken. No, he doesn't. Oh, calm down. No, he doesn't. Relax, relax, relax. Tom Brady took it from him last year, you jerk. Watch football. He doesn't make him a jerk. Are you American? Go back to Russia, you communist. That must drive Rob crazy. The people that don't realize all they remember is that Peyton Manning broke that record. Tom Brady doesn't deserve to be number one. When I watch TV, I see Peyton Manning on the commercials all the time. Tom Brady threw more touchdowns as a quarterback than anybody in history in the NFL. He did that. I saw him in that gay Stetson ad. And you know what? The Mikey Show is on. I just want to say I love this show. I listen to you guys every single day. Rock 105.3. With so many great cars and trucks to choose from, Mossy Nissan has something for everyone. That's right, Sandy. And Nissan's bottom line national sales event is going on right now. Come get huge factory rebates and lower APRs on top of our already low Mossy prices. Here's just one example of the incredible savings at Mossy. A new 08 Nissan Altima 2.5 S for only $18,995 net cost. That's a new Altima with automatic AC and more for only $18,995 net cost right now at Mossy Nissan.

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1:26:46Yeah, I like it about a million times more than I like Free Fallen. Oh, what? No way. Oh, yeah. No way. I wish people would tell me when things like this exist. I told you a couple weeks ago, and you were like, I don't like this. Everybody, take a breath. No, he didn't. Dude, this is good. Frogs, so bad. This is the worst. Destroy all copies of this. Really? I hate it. Welcome back. It's 7.33. Oh, my. Well, this might not be very good news for Paula Abdul. American Idol announced this morning that they'll be adding another female judge to the panel this season. No way. I mean, if it ain't broke. Think about it.

1:28:00I see a shark about to be jumped. What does that mean? Why would they do that? Well, maybe if... Well, they're claiming because of the success in the other international versions of American Idol. They have four judges and it really adds. And now Paula won't be the only woman. It's the biggest show ever. Right. But the first thing I thought when I read it is... Paula Abdul is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, and she maybe allegedly enjoys pills, and maybe Fox kind of sees, hey, she may not be around for that much longer. Like a phase-out? So if they have this other girl already there, America already loves this other girl, if something does happen to Paula, then it's not that huge of a deal. But who knows? I mean, of course they're not saying that, but wow. Well, you know, here's the deal. Nobody knows what Paula's up to, but what we do know is that Paula's kind of a... I don't know. Loopy? Loopy. It's Loopy. Yeah, so the woman's name is Cara Diogardi. It's not even somebody we know. Cara Diogardi. She is a famous songwriter who's written songs for many famous people like Britney Spears, Ashley Simpson, Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers. Yeah, Jonas Brothers. And so she will be the fourth judge on this season of American Idol. You know what that means too then? It means that they're going to start. Oh, yeah.

1:29:22trying to do this, like the cutesy stuff, you know, like the relationships between this new person and like you're going to see all this goofy, sticky. Yeah, they even said in the press release with Kara by her side, Paula finally has some backup and now there's going to be a lot more girl power on the show. See? That is awful. Terrible. Terrible. We'll see. Enjoy. Wow. Mikey, if golf is a real sport, then so is bowling. I see the same fat guys in funny clothes on the golf course and on the lanes. That's P1J. Eddie and Rob were going at it during the break, by the way, about golf. Were they? Yeah, because Rob doesn't think that golf is a sport. Hold on. He said he doesn't feel it's physically demanding. And I said, well, play four 18 holes of golf four days in a row. and see how you feel afterwards. Rob, you acknowledge that golfers are athletes. Recreational athletes, yeah. What does that mean? After four days of playing golf, I'd come back and be like, wow, that was a lot of tough work walking around out there, and my shoulder's kind of sore. You say that without ever having done it. If I played one game in the NFL, I would die.

1:30:47Like, I would just die. So if you went on the same playing field as a golfer, you could get through it. Yes, I could at least complete the course. You could complete the course. However long it would take me, whatever. And you may not do very well, but you could do it. But you couldn't step onto an NFL field. That's completely, like, why don't you run a marathon? Like, what are you talking about? Is there so different? But we're talking about, like, the top. athletes in the world, right? And a golfer was on there. I just don't think that golfing really takes much. Oh, wow. That's an ignorant... Hey, listen. That's what this guy says, too. This is one of those big arguments. A lot of people think that if you can golf... Like, they look at the guys that are out there golfing professionally, and some of these dudes are chunky monkeys, and so people are like, if that dude can do it, how do you... There's like two people, you know, on the PGA Tour. that could be considered chunky monkeys. Thank you. I would think there's more of a woman in baseball than golf. You think that there's more chunky monkeys in baseball? Yeah, look at John Kruk and guys like that that played baseball. And what's the difference physically in baseball than in golf other than running? You've got to walk 18 holes. I mean, you're swinging a bat, you're swinging a club. What's the difference? Swinging a bat in a club is...

1:32:08Totally different. Totally different. How so? The ball is standing still on a little tee, and somebody's hurling a 90-mile-per-hour fastball. How does that make you a better athlete? It makes you have a great skill. It's the same argument. Way better athlete. Oh, my God. That's not even. 570-1053. That's a good argument, Rob. Really, dude? You don't see how a 90-mile-per-hour fastball coming at you and you have to hit that? I see you have great hand-eye coordination. Absolutely. So you need no upper body strength. You're saying you don't need that in golf? Not as much. Not even close to as much. Not even close to as much. 5-7-0. You're telling me those guys that cover the entire outfield that are running into walls and stuff, that's as demanding as... Walking to the next hole? Here's the definition. Here's the definition of athlete. Please. A person who is proficient in sports and other forms of physical exercise. That makes the debate even tougher. Golf is a sport. I'm just saying, if you can get hammered while doing something, it shouldn't be considered a sport. I can get hammered and play 18 rounds of golf. You know what I mean? Yeah, and you're not going to do well, though.

1:33:23Well, I bet he could differ. He could do it, though. Yeah, I can't get hammered and play baseball. Ever heard of slosh ball, bro? You could get hammered in the dugout. It's like baseball, but, you know, there's a key gun every whatever. Like, you need a break. You can get wasted and do any sport and still do it. And suck at it. Look at OTL. It'd be terrible. It's all about the fact that you can do it. You guys wear dresses doing that sometimes. A person who is proficient in sports and other forms of physical exercise. They don't say, now. Does that mean you've got to be both? Can you be proficient in sports and that's enough? You're an athlete. Can you be... Does it say and or or? And. That means both. That means both. It means you've got to be proficient in sports and... I'm still fine with that. Other forms of physical exercise. Absolutely. Okay, that means that John Daly is proficient. Not anymore. In other forms of physical exercise. Not anymore. He's not. Now, when he was, was he a chunky monkey? I don't think he was, like, a svelte golfer ever. But, you know, he was really good at a specific period of time in his life. Who was that dude that had that, like, tiebreaker with Tiger Woods when they came here? Oh, yeah, yeah. Rocco Mediate.

1:34:43Dude's not an athlete. I'm sorry. I could probably bench more than him. And if I can bench more than you, you're not a real athlete. Okay, now in your mind, Rob, and I'm going to have you represent the people that don't. He had like a pot belly. Rob, let me ask. He's freaking out. Because there's a lot of people saying what Rob thinks, and there's about a billion people that say you're out of your mind like Eddie's saying. But in your mind, Rob, what makes somebody an athlete? A pro athlete. is somebody that is above and beyond the skill and, uh... That one got it. But he was able to quiet the angry Robin side. I saw... Well, he's raging right now. The Hulk wants to come up. I know. The Hulk wants to come up. I don't know. I really want him to finish this sentence because it's proving my point. Go ahead. Thank you. You're right. Because I'm trying to figure out, because exactly, I don't want to prove his point and have him just go, well, see, there it is. I'm on both sides. I'm totally on both sides. I want somebody to convince you. I'm not on both sides. I'm only on my side. Start from the beginning. Say what you're about to say. Go ahead. See, this has to be finely, finely worded. The fact that you have to do that is proving my point. Because I don't want golfers to slip into the athlete category like they have been for the past.

1:36:05How many hundreds of years? Let's separate them out. Hundreds of years. Okay, now listen to the definition of the word proficient. Listen to the definition of the word proficient. I don't know. Competent or skilled in doing or using something. That's pretty loose. That doesn't require a lot. Competent or skilled in doing or using something. Under that definition, definition of athlete's a person who's proficient in sports and other forms of physical exercise. An athlete. But see, it's the physical exercise part. That's where it has to be concentrated. It doesn't take anything physical to play golf? I'm just saying. What are you saying? Does it take anything more than walking through a mall for four days straight? Yeah, there's not much more to it. Like going into every store in the mall for four days. Like your girlfriends come out and for four days you guys are going to go shopping in the mall and you're going to walk into every store and you hit every store in the mall for four days.

1:37:06For four days, like by the end of it, you're just spent. You're white. What about the whole mental aspect of it? I mean, every sport, the majority of even the focus and the drive and the talent and experience, it's like it all comes from that mental state of mind you can be in. Tiger Woods has that power to focus. Couldn't you say that about somebody that's really, really good at video games? Does that make them an athlete? They're proficient. But he's physical. In that skill. He has physical ability to go along. With proficiency. Exactly. That doesn't include walking. See, that's where I think it gets into the gray area. Because Rob's right. He's like, well, what is the physical part of it? He's walking the greens. Like, don't ladies that go to a shopping mall. He's hitting the ball. He's hitting the ball. He's hitting the tiny ball. Okay, I got you. But that's the skill part, right? Hitting something so small with such a small club head. You have to have physical ability to do it as well. If that were the case, I could be on the PGA Tour. I don't have the physical ability. Or the skill to do it at all. I have neither. If you worked out every day, if you worked out every day, you could do whatever feats that he's done. So you're saying I could have athletic ability. Wait a minute. No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I think that if you worked out every day, that you could be driving the ball however many odds. So I would have athletic ability if I worked out.

1:38:26See, I'll take it a step further than what you're saying, Rob. I'm not saying that. That's what you just said. If I worked out every day, got my body into shape, then I would have the athletic ability to do... I think he means if you practiced every day, you could hit the ball just as good as the guys out there, right? Yeah. Oh, that's what you're saying. That's what he's saying. Hang on a second. He was using the word workout. Yeah, yeah. Hang on a second. I've heard, and I don't know if this is right, but I've heard, like if Tiger Woods were here right now... That he could show Eddie what he needs to put together. Like in a session. I'm not talking about doing this over a period of time. That he could tell Eddie what he needs to do to hit that ball farther. Because Eddie, if you took your best whack at it, how far do you think you could drive a ball right now? I hit it about on a great day. Like 225, 250. Now these guys on the professional circuit. are hitting the ball over 300 yards. Easy, every time. Yeah, yeah. So what I've heard is that that's a skill and that you're just putting certain things together with your eyes and your shoulders and the torque in your body and that somebody could teach Eddie how to do that. No, not in one try, never. Not in one try. In one session, never in one session. That'd be equivalent to saying, oh, this is how you pitch. And you put your shoulder like this and you throw. I get what you're saying. You hold the grip of the ball like this and this is how you throw it.

1:39:58Yeah, because why is Jake Peavy able to do the things that he's able to do? Well, he's obviously got this skill. You know, he's obviously got a skill that we don't have. And he has athletic ability as well. Yeah, what Eddie's saying is that he's got this thing that we don't have called athletic ability. He's got both. He's able to place the ball exactly where he wants it, which is a skill. And he also has the power from being athletic and the ability to... to do it at a certain mile per hour. And the focus to be consistent and above everybody else. I think they got me. I think we're both right. No, I think you got me, Eddie. I'll tell you what. Rob, check it out. This is what I think, and maybe I'm wrong and you can sway me again. But the reason I think you're right is because maybe what's going on is John Daly, that guy, has this freakish ability. to be able to hit that ball over 300 yards. Fat or not, he can do it. He's got it. He's still strong. I mean, he may be overweight, but he's still strong as an ox. And he has that plus the skill of, you know, I'm sure he practices all the time. Because athletes are gifted. Athletes are gifted. It means we don't have the same gift that they have. Absolutely. So John Daly's got this gift to be able to go whack. And how can Rob say that?

1:41:27Oh, it's so easy to walk 19 holes. Well, you know what, bro? It's easy to run to first base. And that's, like, the extent of, like, exercise that a baseball player does. They run to first base. I think she's right. But you don't get an option to take a little cart to first base if you'd like to. You can't end golf. Not in professional. And you don't take your time. Oh, not in professional? But you're not. I mean, it's like they're both, like, simple, like, run to first base, walk 18 holes. There's more to it than that, Rob. Very different. The phone lines are split 50-50. Really? Phone lines are split 50-50. There's no just run to first base. P1 John. Yeah, you can just walk to first base. I got a problem with what Ashley was saying about running to first base. I'm not a baseball fan, but that's part of the competition. The faster you can run to first base, that has an effect on the game. Who cares how fast you walk? Well, it has a big deal to how far you hit the ball and where you place it and all that stuff. Walking versus running. Sprinting to first base or having the endurance to golf all day for four days in a row? That's a lot of exercise. The endurance to golf four days in a row? Ashley, is that really that different?

1:42:39Than you and three of your girlfriends going to every store in the mall for four days? Dude, I shop for an hour and I'm exhausted. For real? Are you kidding? It's a sport then. Absolutely. And I love that Rob hasn't even done it and he's speaking on it like it's easy. Well, I don't think half of us have. I've done it even. And I'm telling you it's exhausting. Golf for four days? I'll do it. No, 18 holes, bro. Golf for 18 holes. It's not easy, man. I've done. It's not easy. It's not easy. I'd golf two days in a row and I'm done. Thank you. Physically done. But I don't think we can compare it to baseball. It's not easy. It's not easy. Everybody's comparing everything, so why not? Okay, because I think baseball's pretty hard. And, you know, how many games a year do you play? I mean... 162. It's grueling. I'm not saying baseball's not a sport. When you say that baseball's hard, when you say that baseball's hard, don't you mean skill-wise? Mostly skill-wise. Oh, wow. I haven't thought of it. I mean, I think any professional sport, skill-wise, that's a no-brainer. Any professional sport, skill. Football. Yeah, I think skill is huge. Totally, totally. But it takes more than just skill. Football's a sport that I can look at and say, not only are they gifted with the skill, but...

1:43:57They're doing stuff that just takes so much physical exertion. Like if they eat an extra Hot Pocket, you're going to see it out on the field. Yes. It's going to be good. Yeah, for sure. Especially now because there's a recall on Hot Pockets for a foreign substance. Disgusting. Which Eddie says could be a Japanese kid just falling out of it. It's a foreign substance. P1 Ashley. Yeah. Go ahead. Hey. This is for my dear friend Rob. It seems like he's gone temporarily out of his mind because he's never done this golf thing before, as he says. However. Why does everyone keep saying I've never done golf before? I've been out there. I've done 18 holes. Okay. Well, yeah. And, man, I was exhausted. Yeah. Rob's golfed twice in his entire life. Give me a break. Give me a break. A lot of it is about technique, and it's about technique. You know, you see some football guys out there. Yeah, they've got a lot of power, a lot of strength, but how much technique does it take to ram into another guy in front of them and block them? A lot. However, quarterbacks... Well, let me ask you, is a place kicker an athlete? I'm sorry? No. I'm asking Rob. Like... Yeah, as a kicker? Not as much as an athlete as some of those other dudes. Okay, but is he an athlete? Is he an athlete? The problem? You can never answer it, ever. Well, he has to be an athlete. He's on the team, but, I mean, you could get any, like...

1:45:2114-year-old girl that plays high school soccer to do that job. He's never really touched. Is Adam Vinatieri an athlete? Absolutely not. The guy's a jerk. Gostkowski? Yes. He's a total athlete. Not an athlete. P1 Rob, are you there? Yes, I am. Hey, Mikey. Hey, guys. Hey, man. Let me first start off by saying that I'm a golfer. I've been golfing since I was six. And golfing requires an incredible amount of skill and technique, not athletic ability. I'm not saying that there's golfers out there that do not have athletic ability. But to be a golfer, you do not need athletic ability. To be a good golfer, you do. That is an interesting... To be a good golfer, you do. So to be a run-of-the-mill guy, you maybe don't. Anybody can golf. Anybody can go out and play baseball. Anybody. But to play at a major league level, to play at a professional level, you do. You have to be an athlete. But didn't that guy we were just talking about, the overweight guy, doesn't he play at a professional level? Well, he plays on a lot of exemptions and things like that. What does that mean? I don't know what that means. It means that when he files his taxes. Oh, oh. Does he get a refund? He gets a refund. It means that because he's won in the past.

1:46:41He gets invited to tournaments now on exemptions. So he wasn't overweight and out of shape in the past when he earned these exemptions. It's hard to say. I mean, he's never been, like I said, a svelte guy. Big boned is what, yeah. Would you call that guy that tied Tiger Woods this year an athlete? Of course I would. Rocco Media. He trains to do what he does. He trains. I just don't. I wish I could pull up a picture of him. Why is he real wimpy? He looks like a schlub, sure. Thank you. Thank you. If you look like a schlub, you can't be a real athlete. I'm sorry. Wait a second. I make judgments. There's about 1,000 baseball players that look like schlubs. Yeah, but, dude, you would not mess with them on the street. You would never be like, oh, that dude doesn't look like an athlete. You're a rocking contractor. No, if I saw that Rocco guy at Vaughn's, I'd be like, eh. don't even care or know who to... So if you can fight them on the street, then they're not an athlete. I'm talking about if you saw someone at Vons, but if you saw... Yeah, if I walked up to Tom Brady, I'd be like, oh, he's cute. And then you'd be like, oh, I'm blinded by all the rings he's got on right now. P1 Adam. I'm on Rob's side on the same thing. Obviously, golf takes a lot of skill set, and I would agree. I mean, I can play 36 holes in a day.

1:48:00And yes, you're a little tired, but it's not demanding physically. You need a Gatorade after, you know. You have a senior BG who at any given time on a great day could shoot the same round as the younger guys. There's no senior. What if there's wind? What if the weather is really crappy? That's skill. Again, that's skill. To be able to endure. I'm not disagreeing that skill is a huge part of golf. Of course it is. But to be able to endure. the sun all day long and have the strength and endurance? Are you kidding now? We're getting them to endure the sun all day long? I lay out at the beach and that doesn't make me an athlete. Yeah, I mean, come on. Ash, you would lay out in the sun all weekend long. Yeah, yeah. I don't care. You would. I don't think about any of this that much. It's fine, whatever. Ash! I don't know. Ashley's hit the wall with this argument. I'm like, why am I even, I don't even know enough to fight it. What just happened? This should be a sport. Thank you. Well, I'm exhausted. Right? Me too. 570-1053. Our text, 35253. The Dumb Chick Challenge is next. Podcasts of The Mikey Show at rock1053.com.

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1:58:07Mikey. Yeah, I don't like the dark. Eddie. I've had a goatee now going on about 13 years. Sky. You know me, I live the life of like a 65-year-old woman. Sean. I'm a germaphobe. Boston Rob. I thoroughly enjoy listening to jazz music. And Ashley. Due to my carelessness, I'm extremely prone to self-inflicting injuries. The Mikey Show's on. Gosh, get to it already. Rock 105.3. Back, it's the Mikey. Show Monday morning. It's 8.04. Barack Obama announced over the weekend that he has picked Delaware Senator Joe Biden as his running mate. Hey, how about those Padres? They got swept by the Giants. They lost yesterday 7-4. Oh, wow. Right. They got swept by the Giants. Yeah. Well, the texts are pouring in.

1:59:03Mikey, I've been playing golf my whole life. I'm a touring pro, and we burn over 1,000 calories in a round of golf and walk over four miles in one round of golf. Rob's an idiot. P1 Mike. Wow. Wow. Mikey, if Rob thinks golf is so easy. Not a real sport to me. If Rob thinks that golf is so easy, you should have him go out to Torrey Pines for four days and try to match what Tiger Woods did at the U.S. Open. That's P1 Joe. Oh, okay. I'll do it four days in a row. I'll do it. I won't get the same score as him because I've been training my entire life like him. If I had, I'd probably be able to get the same score as him. Anyone that was groomed like that should be able to. But there has been people that have been training all their lives that can't do what he does. Well, then they suck. Okay. Eddie, do you think that Woods would be available to play any other sport? That's a great question. I would say, yeah. I mean, that guy is...

2:00:05unbelievably well put together athlete. I think he would be great in a lot of different sports if he was training it. He's a man. He's a man. He's a witch out there. It's unbelievable. Mikey, golf is a sport. It's just not a man's sport. Golf is for old or fat rich guys who never picked up a two-hand touch or dodgeball. Who got picked for two-hand touch or dodgeball. It's P1 Knuckles. Yeah, that guy's never played a round of golf in his life. Exactly. No clue. Exactly. Mikey, Rob is wrong. Cecil Fielder, Babe Ruth, et cetera. All fat. P1 Mike. Big boned, not fat. Loose muscle. Mikey, what about Tony Gwynn? He was a big man. Oh, wow. He was also one of the best hitters ever. And point proven. And put it on the board. Dear Mikey, Big Poppy signed P1 Drew. That's all the names you said. It's a monster. Well, it's in the name. Well, yeah. That is unbelievable. Mikey, is NASCAR a sport? It's called driving. We do it every day. That's P1 I hate golf. That one I disagree with. I do believe that that's a sport because of the G-forces that they're going through as they go through those turns. They're constantly working for three hours straight.

2:01:33Dude, I'm not kidding. He doesn't know. That's how I feel about golf, and he doesn't know. Look at him. Isn't that infuriating? Rob, now this is physics. He's not going to care. If you go 200 miles an hour, there are things that are pushing against you that you're having to push back on for three hours straight. You're basically benching for three hours. You're doing that for three hours. They drive for three hours straight? Yeah. They drive for three hours. I get it. They're not driving like we're driving. Because when you're going that fast, you're constantly having to push and pull and push. You're pushing your own body weight. You're pulling your own body weight. I know. I speed. I don't think it's a sport. You know what? Maybe just in... My world and in my mind and where I live, I just won't consider these sports. You at home, consider them sports. Have fun when you're tired after playing golf. Me, not so much. Mikey, how many pro golfers retire and play football? Exactly. A lot of pro football players retire and play golf. I've got one question. If you take Tiger Woods out of the sport of golf, would we be having this conversation? Interesting point. Absolutely. I don't.

2:02:54I couldn't tell you. Sergio Garcia, Phil Mickelson, Retief Goosen. I feel like I could beat all of them in, like, an arm wrestling thing. You couldn't. Like, those guys, like, don't. You don't even know what you're talking about. You can't even reach up to the table. Thank you. That's an interesting point, Sean. If I could, Sean. Yeah, but what about this? Oh, we need this. Is this a sport? I don't think we need this. A lot of athletic ability. Are these athletes? The Mikey Show presents. The Dumb Chick Challenge. Dumb Chick Challenge. Yes. Sky, Ashley, and Rob. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which one of them will answer questions better when it comes to common knowledge questions? Now, it does take some skill because the questions are in one, two, and three point form. One point questions are kind of easier and the three point questions are kind of harder.

2:04:02You have to have the skill of passing the fourth grade. That's right, you do. That was difficult. If you've made it to fifth grade, you can participate. Absolutely. Now, the first person to five points wins. And they can do it however they want. They got one, two, and three pointers. They can do it however they want. They can do it with two questions, a three and a two. Sky. 570-1053. Calm down. Call us right now and select who you want to represent you, Sky, Rob, or Ashley. P1, Scott's Army, how are you? Pretty good. How are you doing? I'm good. Who would you like to select? I would definitely love to pick Ashley. Look at that. First round's wrapped up, ladies and gentlemen. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. P1 Leonidas is on the line. Hey. What's going on, guys? Good morning. What's happening, dude? Who do you want to take? I'm going to go with Skee-Ball. Not bad. It's a pretty good choice. And then finally, finally, and then finally. Finally. Nobody wants him. Let me see my, then finally, P1 Derek. P1 Derek, you get Rob. All right. Good job. Hang on a minute. Good pick. Now, this is usually Sky's game. She does very well at this. She has like a, she has like a system that she uses. She goes two points, two points.

2:05:27One point. Today, I feel she'll mix it up because she's just tired of how easy this has become. I like this. Right. She's now batting the microphone with one of her braids. Oh, well, that's her strategy. It's her hair and pigtails today. That's a warm-up. That's a strategy. Watch this, Mike. She's stretching. Oh, oh, oh. Double braiding it. I'm an Olympian. You are. That was amazing. Gold medal for being ridiculous. Thank you. I accept. Eddie, who starts? We are starting. With Ashley. Ashley, what will you do? You've got to get to five points. Will you take a one, two, or three-point question? She's looking at Eddie. Eddie's looking at her. How about that? Have you ever done that? Yeah, let's try it. Shocking. There you go. I like it. Skye, that's got to irritate you. She took your two-pointer. It's thievery. She took your two-pointer. It's thievery. It won't work. I thought you were her coach, bro. I would like it too. She can hear you. Here we go. Here is your two-point question. Ashley, which product is advertised with the slogan, the pain reliever doctors use most? Wow. Pain reliever doctors. Skye knows this one. She's shaking her head. Yep, I got it.

2:06:50It's either, okay, this is not my Tylenol. Oh, wow. She's talking it through. She's talking it through. But I'm talking. It's either Advil or Tylenol. Oh, wow. She's hearing it in her head. Just reenact the whole comment. It's Advil. That is incorrect. It's Tylenol. Oh, man. It was right there for the taking. It was right there for the taking. And now Sky is up. And Skye knew that one. So if Skye doesn't know this one, that's got to be irritating. Skye's thinking about it. What will she do? Oh, she is so... It threw her off. I threw you off. I'm not going to lie. You really threw me off. Get in her head. Ashley is standing up. It's nothing personal. It's just a game. I get it. I would like to... Try a two-pointer, please. Oh. A two-pointer, Skye. Skye, on what temperature scale are the freezing and boiling points of water exactly 180 degrees apart? Oh, wow. Skye just... I thought you were asking something different. She was reeling away from the microphone. Oh, wow. Now she is...

2:08:19Tracing her mouth with her fingers there. She's going, I don't know about this. I think there's only two answers. Now it's just figuring out which one it is. Been there. 30 seconds ago. Well, I will give you the answer to what I thought your initial question was going to be. Oh, good. And that's Celsius. That is incorrect. Oh, no. If only Ashley hadn't taken that two-point question, why you would have known that Tylenol was the pain reliever that doctors use most. But look at that. Skye is slapping the microphone with her braids. Her braids are pissed. That's right. That's right. Now, Rob. Give me a three. All right. That was quick. Well, the answer was Fahrenheit. Well, I mean, it could only be one of the two. I know how you feel. Look at this. Rob wants a three-point question. Nobody scored, Rob. That's not a good strategy. I'm going to take a huge lead here. There you go, Rob. He's really something today, isn't he? It's annoying. I want him to go home. How do you feel? She said with all due respect. Oh, she's talking? I mean, we're all thinking, but we don't say it. That's the athlete talking.

2:09:43Rob, what contracting membrane regulates the amount of light entering the eye? Oh, uh-oh. Now Rob is pretending to squeeze his eyeballs. Is this the wink? Is it? The wink? Let's see. I comes after H. Right before J. There's a... Eye of the tiger. Yeah, that's a good one. There is a golden eye. I hope he answers sometime. Pink eye. Pink eye. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rob, what contracting membrane regulates the amount of light entering the eye? There's a cornea. There's a retina. I'm going to just say retina. I don't know. That's incorrect, Rob. Eyeball? Eyeball? Eyeball? Eyeball? The iris. Have you ever heard that? Great songs. They didn't know once. Yeah, I agree. Beautiful. It's just beautiful. Ashley? Yeah, here we go. What will you do? Let's do the reverse.

2:11:06The reverse sky. It's called the reverse sky. This is a very high degree of difficulty on the reverse sky. The Chinese are great at this. Reverse sky two and a half. Ashley is... She didn't want to do it. You can see her struggling, making a decision. If you believe in yourself, then... There's one. But do you believe in me, Eddie? That's a tough question to ask, Eddie. Eddie's giving her the thumbs up. He's saying, I believe in you. I believe I can fly. Give me two points. You got it. Two-point question. Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to ask a question to a U, to a SDSU Dean's List student. Here we go. Ashley, who wrote the words? to the United States National Anthem, The Star-Spangled Banner. Who wrote the words to the United States National Anthem, The Star-Spangled Banner? Okay, we didn't ask you to sing it. That's The Star-Spangled Banner. Come on. Uh-oh. Now she's singing it in Chinese now. Petered out. Now she's... Jesus! Ashley, who wrote the words to The Star-Spangled Banner? Oh, boy.

2:12:47Abraham Lincoln. Oh, come on. Who are the worst? She's taking a shot in the dark. She's taking a shot in the dark. She's trying. At least she's trying. Yeah, she was on the Dean's list. Abraham Lincoln. Mike. Francis Scott Key. Maybe we should take points off for that one. This is so wrong. He directed Apocalypse Now. No, no. That should have been a three-pointer. That was a hard one. What? Thank you, Skye. It's common. No one would have got that. Oh, my God. Yeah, Francis Ford Coppola. We got it. No one has any points, by the way. Okay. No one has any points. This is not even fun. Not one point. This is a bad day. Skye. Yeah, it's tough on Monday. Come on, Skye. It's not easy. It is not. Oh, she's holding up the peace sign. Two points, Mike. Here we go. Give me a two-pointer. Come on. Your two-point question is. Sky, what is the art of creating images with small pieces of colored glass, stone, or other material? One more time. It's like... This time in English, you babbling fool. Okay, one more time. I need to focus. Oh, man. What is the art of creating images with small pieces of colored glass, stone, or other material? Mosaic. That is correct, Sky. Wow! Well done. Somebody's on the board. Point of the twos. Yeah.

2:14:15She is queen of the twos. She is. Thank you. All right, Rob. Boston Robert. Yeah. Let's, of course, got to go with another three. That's not what we were saying. We must have that last one. You want those three-pointers. So close, I could taste it. You were not even close. Opposite. Eyeball. Eyeball. Eyeball. Eyeball. Rob? Yo. What is the only U.S. state capital city named after a biblical character? What is the only U.S. state capital city named after a biblical character? Pontius Pilate Montana? Boston Moses? Come on, Rob. You can do it. The only U.S. state capital city named after a biblical character. There were so many biblical characters, though. Yeah, that's true. Philadelphia. Miami Beach.

2:15:44Oh, I wish I had a camera of Ashley right now. Did you see that look that Ashley just had? What? Mouth gaping open, looking at the ceiling, blinking slowly. I don't know what that look meant, but it was fantastic. I think she was thinking about the question. It's a tough one. Atlanta? No, Rob. He was my favorite in the Bible. That's incorrect. No, it's St. Paul. St. Paul, Minnesota. Oh. Well, yeah. Well, yeah. Come on. It wasn't Montpelier. Ashley? I don't know what he's talking about. I don't know mine. The capital. What do you got here? What do you got here? Oh, wow. Look at that look on Ashley's face. She's back in the game. Purse lips, eyes wide open. She's back in the game. She's back. What do you want? Are you ready? Yep.

2:16:47You want a? One. A one. It's a good choice. Ashley, Ashley, I just want you to know that Sky's the only one on the board with two points, so maybe you can do some. This is what I'm aware of. There you go. And you're my base coach, and we discussed, and this is why I chose the one, so let's go for it. Ash, what's the name of the indigenous Australian wind instrument that is made from wood? Oh, my God. How did you not answer that right away? Oh, no. Am I allowed to make the sound? No. I can't make the sound. Of course not. You'll give it away. I know the sound. Oh, she just did it. She did, like, the strumming. There. So she... Oh. So, Ashley, let me ask you one more time. Eddie. What is that? I can't. Look at me. You're my bass cup. I'm not allowed. Please. Maybe the question one more time. Here's the sound. That's the sound of the... There it is. Those Australians can't hold on to anything. All right. One more time. Yeah, no problem. Not a problem. Not a problem. Not a problem. Here we go. Ashley, what's the name of the indigenous Australian wind instrument that is made from wood? Called a pedo.

2:18:22I really know how to play it. I mean, it could either be, okay, I'm talking. I'm not answering. She's talking out loud. She's talking out loud. She's talking. It could either be a harp, a harmonica, or, okay, Eddie. A harp, a harmonica. Eddie. Eddie, don't laugh. What if it is? She's talking. You don't know. Hey, don't let him fool you. Maybe he's laughing to throw you off because that's it. Maybe Eddie is wiping tears from his eyes right now. Pride. Because you said it. It's pride. Oops. Can't be a chime because that's metal. Where is it? She's just talking. She's talking it out, guys. All right. I'm going to say.

2:19:17A banjo? It's very close, Ash. Give her the point. Give her the point. Give it to her. Jeez. Those are so mean. Oh, my gosh. I have tears. I have tears. Ash, it's that thing that goes... What is it called, Mike? It's a didgeridoo. She's like, are you sure? We've said it a thousand times on this show. Are you sure, Mike? I'm on a didgeridoo. Made me gain like three pounds. Sky, what are you going to do here? What are you going to do? Are you going for another two-pointer? Yes, please. You could have the game. You could have the game. Please. I'm begging you. Sky.

2:20:15What's up, bro? What's the name of the oil tanker that spilled an estimated 10.8 million gallons into the waters off Alaska in 1989? Valdez. Can you... The Exxon Valdez. That is correct. That is correct, Scott. That is correct. He didn't say the name of the company. That was the name of the tanker. It was the Exxon Valdez. But isn't Exxon the name of the company and the tanker's name is Valdez? And then everyone's laughing at me like, I'm going to be over here. But it was... It wasn't the Chevron Valdez. That's what I'm saying. It could have been. Please. This guy is so smart. Thank you, Ashley. Wow. Ash is in awe right now. She is shaking. That's coming from Banjo over here. Good. Thank you. I don't know how she got that. You better catch up, buddy. Yeah, definitely. I got it, Mike. I got to catch up here. What are you going to do? Falling behind. What are you going to do, Rob? I need a three point. Are you going to do a three? How many times, Mike? Is he going to learn? Never, Scott. Rob, for thousands of years, the Chinese have extolled on the virtues of this herb. Recent experiments concurred that it can generally rejuvenate and heal the body and is even considered to be an aphrodisiac. What is it?

2:21:43That was a nice story. Porno, Mike. I don't... Don't make him repeat that. Come on. Rob, for thousands of years. Just ask me the question, though. The Chinese have extolled the virtues of this herb. Recent experiments concur that it can generally rejuvenate and heal the body and is even considered to be... An aphrodisiac. I think it's... What is it? Ginseng? That is correct. That is... Rob, that is... Well, no, I have one more than you. I got three. I got four, so that makes me have one more than you. Ashley, what will you do to catch up? Nothing, Mike. I'd like to pass. Oh, wow. You can't do that. Would you really want me to... What are you going to take? What are you going to do? It's not fight. Take a one so you burn one of Skye's ones. Because you're all about helping Rob today. Disappear. She's waving a wand at Rob. Gosh, I wish that worked. Anyway, give me a twee, please. We'll give her a twee.

2:23:09We're going to have fun with this one. We're going to give her a three. I don't care. She's going to get it. She probably will. Delicious coffee. Ashley? What does DMZ stand for? What the heck? This guy just saw him. Run DMZ. What does DMZ? David Matthews Band. Not to be confused with TMZ. What's the acronym DMZ stand for? Finger to the bridge of the nose. Didn't they do that song, It's Tricky? Yeah, like, I have no clue. I mean, not even the slightest. I'm going to have to count that one as incorrect. Like, no idea. Stands for demilitarized zone.

2:24:04Oh, she just gave a look like. She just gave that look. Come on. What is it called, Mike? I still don't get it. What is it called, Mike? What? Sean, the information that you just sent me, I know this. But if I explain this, it's just going to get us. Okay. I'd like to hear it. No, you don't. It's about the Exxon Valdez. Oh, no. Oh, no. Ashley. Demilitarized zone. Do you know what that is? Demilitarized zone? It's an area where they're not set up for camp. It's not an official military area. It's the demilitarized zone. The DMZ. Demilitarized zone. Well said. Skye, it's up to you and I have to explain now about the Exxon Valdez. Let's talk about it. No, it is. It's the Exxon Valdez. That's what it's called. It's not just the Valdez. It is the full name of that sucker. Okay. That sucker had a... That is the last name. Mr. Valdez. That's right. So are all... But Exxon is the company. Yes. So are all their ships called the Exxon something? I don't know.

2:25:21I would say yes. Yeah, because that's the name of their company. It could be. It's still called that. But I'm picturing that big, giant thing in the water. It's like, oh, there's our ship, the Ronald Reagan. Well, of course it's the U.S. Ronald Reagan. I mean, it's America's ship. She's got a point. No, she doesn't. Thank you, Mike. Anyway, I'd like a one-pointer, please. One-point question, Skye. Skye, get this question right, you win. Make it easy. I'm exhausted. Get this question wrong, and Boston Rob gets another three-pointer wrong. Skye, when water passes through the gills of a fish, the fish gets what? Herpes? The fish gets wet. Technically. I mean, technically, I would be right. I mean, technically. He just looked at me and shook his head knowingly. It gets what? Like, what's it breathing? Is that what you're asking? Like, what is it taking out of the water to? Okay. When water passes through the gills. Carbon dioxide. That is incorrect, Sky. What are we asking? What? It's oxygen. Why did I say carbon dioxide?

2:26:48I don't know. I mean, that's how they breathe. Yeah. Oh, man. Carbon dioxide's a bad thing. Well, no, I know. That's what goes out. Yeah. Oh, boy. Right? That was a one-pointer, ladies and gentlemen. Now, wait a minute. Hang on a second. Ashley got didgeridoo wrong. She thought it was a harp. Yeah, that's true. I thought it was a banjo, Mike. Here we go, Rob. So I get a chance to win? Rob? Yeah, give me a two. Let's see if I can do this. You want a two-pointer? Yeah, yeah. He's got three. Three. Yeah. What does NYSE stand for? New York Stock Exchange. Look at... Holy cow. Rob wins is the headline. Oh, man. I can't get enough of this carbon dioxide. Derek. Tastes so good. Derek, Rob won for you. Carbon dioxide. It's Mikey. The Mikey Show is on. Today we salute you, Mr. Unathletic Sports Talk Radio Guy. You know everything there is to know about the world of sports, except how to play them. You talk sports for eight hours a day, which is seven hours and 45 minutes more than anyone listens. So crack open a nice cold Bud Light, Mr. Unathletic Supporter.

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2:37:22Eddie. But I am. Heart of Earth. Sky. Hey, I spoke a lot of hot for many years. Yeah? Sean. I almost shot someone in the face one time. Boss and Rob. I'm kind of the transient of the bunch. And Ashley. Hey, this one's for Rob. It's the Goo Goo Dolls, Iris. There you go. I hope you enjoy that one. It's very sweet. The music I'm most embarrassed to admit I've listened to and enjoyed. Thank you very much. 843. Right before being announced as a cast member for this season of Dancing with the Stars, Kim Kardashian was rushed to the ER after slicing open her foot on a glass coffee table. Well, that amazing athlete, Vijay Singh, won the Barclays in a playoff against Sergio Garcia this weekend. You hear what he did there, Rob? Yeah. What happened? Dude, Eddie, you... What's the matter? Oh, no. Why is Mike laughing?

2:38:34You saw Eastern Promises, right? Yes. Okay. Sean is so weird. He's so weird, dude. He's so weird. He's so strange. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. He's just so strange, dude. Sean's yesterday email. Saw a movie called Eastern Promises this weekend. In the first five minutes, this dude sitting in a barber chair gets his throat cut wide open and they show it all. Very gruesome. So I start laughing and my wife Dina immediately covers her eyes and demands that I turn it off, which I did. Then when she went to bed, I watched the rest. At one point, Viggo Mortensen's fighting these assassins in a Turkish bath. And he's completely nude from head to toe. And he's doing round houses. And he's doing round houses. And his junk's completely flying all over the place. And I'm laughing. And I'm laughing like crazy. Sean just saw the feel good comedy of the year.

2:39:53Most people would be disturbed by that. Yes, of course they would. Of course they would. If you want a good laugh, I recommend it. Okay. Oh, he is so strange. He's so strange. He's so awesome. He's so strange. He's a good movie, too. Oh, man. Wow. All right, so what do you make of this email? 570-1053. Text us at 35253. Hey, guys, my name's Alex, and I can use some advice. Here's the story. I was looking on Craigslist for a TV and I found a great deal. Brand new 50 inch plasma wall mount TV for $400. I talked to the lady and she said pay half of it to her up front and the rest of it when I get the TV. Simple stuff. She told me to send the first $200 to her nephew because he was in trouble in another country and needs to get out. So I did.

2:40:53I get another email from the lady asking if I could send another $150 to her nephew coming out of the $400. So I did, and now she's asking me to send another $350 to help him get out. That's more than... Yeah, that's more than $400. Well, yeah, that's $700. She sent me the tracking number so I know the TV's coming. At least I hope it is. I'm a Christian, and I love having the chance to help someone out, but I feel that this may be getting a bit too much for me. So I don't know what to do. Should I help these people out knowing that I may get completely shafted? Or do I just tell them, sorry, I just want to pay for the TV. Thanks. That's Alex. P1 Alex. Well, Alex, being a Christian doesn't mean that you get scammed. Well, thank you. You're getting scammed, I think. Definitely. Well, I mean, you've already paid $700.

2:41:52And you don't have the TV. I mean, you can help if you want. You can help without expecting nothing in return. That's really nice. Yeah, but I mean, at this point, you're helping somebody that I don't even know. They're not being honest about needing the help. Yeah, what are you helping? I mean, they're saying they want to give you a TV. Dude, listen, there's this thing. It's called discernment. Discernment is the ability to judge well. So you're able to either judge that this is a scam or this is not a scam. So to me, that clearly sounds like a scam. Big time. Big time. And you don't want to get scammed, bro. No. There are plenty of people that need help. You could find them all over the place. Now, I've never done the Craigslist thing. Me either. So, and Eddie, I know you have. Is there a set way, like I know with eBay, it's PayPal. And that's how you pay for stuff. But with Craigslist, is there some sort of... It's basically online classified. So you can pay any way you deem you want it. So if you have a PayPal account and the person you're selling the thing has a PayPal account, you can do it through PayPal if you want.

2:43:11But if you want, like, the person to show up and, like, cash in hand, exchange your TV, you can do that, too. That's how we do it. I mean, I'm not doing it any other way. Why would I take a check or, you know, any other thing like that? An IOU. Now, Sean does a lot of eBay stuff. Okay. Question, Sean. Yeah. With eBay, the merchandise is not given until you receive money, right? That's correct. Okay. So, I mean, think about that. With eBay, you're giving money to a stranger and you're expecting to get merchandise back. I mean, for me, I always wondered how eBay existed. Because I thought, how often are you actually going to get merchandise that you're buying from a stranger? How do they make sure, Sean, that that's not happening? They have a few things in place. I mean, obviously, you know, if you complain to them, the merchant's account will be shut down. And once they have your bank information as a merchant, they won't allow you to open another store. So it's not in your best interest unless you want to just sell one thing and never sell again on eBay. And there are people that do that. Yeah, because, I mean, I've thought, oh, I got some stuff I should sell on eBay, but nobody buy from me because I don't have a history.

2:44:28I could be any scam artist. You have to do your research on eBay. It has a list of people that have bought prior to, and they give you a rating and things like that. So if somebody doesn't have a good rating, there's no reason to buy from that person. But generally, if a person has good history of coming through and has good reviews and things like that, then you feel comfortable buying from that person. Now, with Craigslist, is it usually like... The people in your city and they come to your... Yeah, it's the wild, wild west. I mean, it's like classifieds. Really, you can post anything on there. And, you know, it's to me a little dangerous because you're having strangers come to your house and things like that. You know, I'm buying things from you. But, you know, you just got to be smart about it and you can do it. Who's Craig? That's what I want to know. He's got a good list, I'll tell you that. He's got a list. But I also don't understand the... Well, first of all, Eddie, on Craigslist, is it pretty much a foregone conclusion that nobody's getting anything until money's exchanged in person? I would never do it. You know, I would never give money to somebody without having the merchandise. Like, that's just bad. Yeah, it needs to be face-to-face. Yeah, it's just not very smart. Especially sending it to another country, the money, please. Red flag, red flag. Red flag? Yeah. I mean, yeah.

2:45:52Purple? Shut up. Shut up. With like a crescent moon on it. Yeah, that's right. I like that. Nice. 570-1053. Text us at 35253. P1 Dubco. Yo. What up? It was a huge scam. I was trying to buy something on Craigslist side by side, like the Yamaha rhinos. What? What are you? Where are you? What are you doing? What is the noise I heard in the background? He's firing warning shots. Yes. Yeah, where do you work? At a firing range? No, I'm picking up pool supplies. Oh, wow. It's that loud, huh? So you, did this happen to you? Yeah, and I got lucky because I was about to lose probably, I think it was like $2,400 I was about to lose. Okay, question. What were you buying? It was, it's like a... Okay, and it was $2,500. And where did they want you to send the money? Okay, so it was eBay, but it was not eBay.

2:47:13part of eBay, like a third-party vendor. How did you come to know about it? When I went to the grocery store to send the money order to the eBay store. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's go back. Let's go back. All right. How did you find them? Craigslist. Craigslist. Okay. Okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. Okay. And so there's some third-party deal. And where did they want you to send the money? It was a guy I was handling in New York. How long ago? Probably about a year ago. This will be about a year ago, October. And you were not suspicious. I was, but I think I was kind of overtaken by like, wow, I found a really good deal. Like I was all excited. That must be the thing. That is how they do it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's like, wow, you know, someone's getting rid of it. You know, he gave me the whole story. I even had email communications with the guy. And then after I found out it was a scam, I had a couple more email conversations with the guy, but he never responded. But, you know, it was. It was just shady. It was completely shady. And did you get your, did you waste the money or did you get the money? No, I got lucky with when I was doing the money order. I'm talking on the phone with the money order people. She's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. She's like, what is this? What is this? What are you doing? And as I explained to her, she's like, that's a scam. That's a scam. It happens all the time. I deal with it all the time. It's like, don't do it. It's a complete scam. And I was like, are you sure? I mean, she's like, yeah, it happens. She's like.

2:48:40You know, saying like, oh, you know, I just had someone lose. You know, they're trying to buy a motorcycle. It happened the exact same thing. You are so lucky to have that lady because the money order companies, I mean, they make money. Like, that's their business is doing money orders. So for her giving you the heads up, you should have sent her, like, flowers. I should have sent her the money. Flowers or something, guys. Yeah, maybe not all the money. Like a purple flag with a crescent. That's right. P1 Todd, are you there? Yo, what's up, Mikey? Not too much. You got scammed? Yeah, yeah. Me and my roommates were looking for a house for the last, like, three months, and we found this awesome house up in Del Mar for two grand. I saw this on the news. What? What's the deal? The house was, like, 2G to rent, and it was, like, a 3,000-square-foot house, just this gorgeous house that was just a multimillion-dollar house, so we couldn't believe it. So we went there, checked the house out. and we were talking to the guy on Craigslist, and I was emailing him, and he was like, hey, man, well, I'm overseas right now, and he was a reverend on his thing, and we were like, well, you know, that reverend seemed like a pretty trusty guy, unless you're a younger kid. So he was like, well, you just sent me the check, the deposit, which is $2,000, and I'll send you the keys and all the documents.

2:50:03And we were so excited about the deal. We were like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the only person that wasn't excited was my mom. She was like, you know, that's pretty stupid. So we wrote out a check and we sent the check to the guy and we never got the keys. And so I emailed the guy. I was like, yeah, there was some pretty vulgar language included. I was like, listen here, you know, you didn't really get anything out of it because we're just going to. you know, claim this and be like, this guy's scamming everybody, yada, yada, yada. So obviously, you know, we did get our money back, but I think the guy hit like eight or nine people that did not get their money back. Really? Yeah, I think, and correct me if I'm wrong, but from watching it on the news, it was a while ago, I think the deal was the house was actually on the market. Yeah. So this guy, like in another country, sees this beautiful mansion in Del Mar, gets all the stats about the home because it's on the market. Right. And then takes the pictures and everything and then does a for rent posting on Craigslist. So as soon as that posting went up, like all the neighbors are like, people were driving by all the time looking at this house and they're like, what? You know, are they giving this a house away? Right. Same scam.

2:51:17Yeah. Okay. So did they ever, where did you actually send the money? Well, it was, let's see. It was either Argentina or Nigeria. Oh, bro. Anything in Nigeria. Oh, my goodness. And he was doing all that kind of stuff. And then we did. Oh, man. Anybody wants me to send money to Nigeria. For a screaming deal. All right. Too good to be true. Oh, my goodness. Oh, wow. Pretty crazy stuff. Now, you were able to put stop payment on the check, or you lost the money? Yeah, no, no, no, no. We stopped the check. We voted out, called, and said, you know, well, we're about to get scammed. You know, can you guys just stop the check? And they were like, yeah, absolutely. Wow. Because, you know, he said he was going to next day to Keys. Did he want a money order? Did he want a money order? Yeah, he was trying to do the whole money order thing. And I was like, well, if you're going to do this, let's do PayPal. Because with PayPal, you can just say, I never got the item. And they'll give you 100% of your money back, like the snap of a finger. And he was saying that he was going to overnight the key to you in the mail. Yeah, yeah. Did you at any point ask to speak to him?

2:52:39You know what? I did. I said, let's talk over the phone. That way we can work things out. And when he said that... He couldn't because there were, like, no phones to get to. I was like, okay. So you have internet but no phone. Yeah. That's when it hit me. I was like, this guy's a piece of crap. Yeah, and you have a million-dollar mansion in Del Mar, but you're renting it yourself from Nigeria. You're not getting a rental company to property management. You don't have a cell phone. Yeah. I mean, dude. Well, listen. Glad you didn't get taken. Thanks for the call. It's a close one. Let's see. Chantel is on the line. Oh. Hi. Hi. Not the same Chantel. Not the same Chantel. My dad, he got screwed on Craigslist. So he wanted to get, he's in construction and goes to Home Depot all the time. So he found a Home Depot gift card. It's a $1,300 value for $1,000. So he was like, sweet. And the guy said basically that he just had been rebuilding his house. He was done, had no need for the card anymore.

2:53:46So my dad kind of was weird about it anyway. So he met the guy at Home Depot to check the balance on the cards. So they went into Home Depot. He met the guy. They went to the clerk. They ran the cards. And the balance was good. They walked out of the Home Depot. My dad handed him $1,000. He handed him the cards. And the guy, like, ran off really fast. That's when my dad got a really bad feeling. So he started teaching the guy. That's when he got the bad feeling. That's when he got the bad feeling. She a sucker. Wow. So the guy got away in his car, and he went back to the Home Depot and went back in and ran the cars, and sure enough, zero balance. The guy had totally handed him. He had cards with money on him, so he probably does this all the time. The old switcheroonie. I get a question. Why didn't your dad just use $1,000 at Home Depot? Well, because the card was for $1,300. So he's making $1,300. He saw that it was $1,300, and he figured, you know, an extra $300 for no more. What'd we learn? I'm sorry. You know how crazy I am. You know how crazy I am with people dealing with money. Like, I want cash, American money. Give it to me right in my face. Like, I am crazy. But, dude, that's brilliant. All right, Sean. Stop it already. I'm saying that. That's so weird. And Sean, I'm going to be real busy later. Text us at 35253. Our phone number is 5701053.

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3:05:03All that good stuff. Was it easy? It was way easier. It took me like two minutes on the phone driving down the freeway. You said $300 every six months, so $600 a year. Yeah, when it probably would have cost me, you know. It went up to like $800 after I got an accident from the raft, and then it went down to like $400 here. Congrats, bro. All right, thank you, dude. We'll see you. There's Steve. Steve or Steven, I don't remember. Listen, call AIS right now. 1-800-777-4AIS. 1-800-777-4247 or try their website, AISinsurance.com. That guy's story. Del Mar celebrates closing weekend with a huge micro-brew festival featuring the music of Devo. Treat yourself to a choice of over 50 brews and rock out to a free concert by the original D-Evolution band, Devo. Don't miss the micro-brew festival Saturday presented by Heineken. You're the... Always hits the snooze alarm again one. You're the on the running trail at the crack of dawn one. You're the such a cute grump in the morning one. You're the so happy in the morning it's just wrong one. So, you found your one great love. Don't you deserve a ring you'll fall in love with as well? At Robbins Brothers, all we do is engagement rings. You'll choose from thousands of styles to find the one that's just right for you.

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3:08:36I may at times suffer from delusions of gratitude. I've never been to a math out. You have. Oh, floss a minimum of three times a day. Boston Rob. If Mariah Carey told me to shave my dreaded secret car. Ed Ashley. Not exactly. No, just to go. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. Hey, Jill. You know them old sugar daddy. They be tricking. They tell them girls. Number one song on iTunes. It's T.I. That's crazy. Welcome back. It's 9-14. The Democratic National Convention starts today in Denver. Hey, boy, we got a feud in NASCAR. Oh, no. Carl Edwards bumps and passes Kyle Busch to get the win at Bristol.

3:09:28Kyle Busch not happy with Carl Edwards. We saw the contact post-race. Did you feel like he did not pass you fairly on the track? No, he hit me getting into turn one, which got me a little bit loose, chattered the rear tires, but, you know, whatever. Carl's going to say, sorry, he didn't want to race that way because he always does, you know, Mr. Ed likes. So we'll take it, we'll go on, and, you know, we'll race him that way in a chase if that's the way he wants to race. Woo! Get after him! So those guys are one and two in the points race right now, so it's pretty interesting. I would like to go there one time in my life to Bristol. Oh, yeah? I'd like to experience that. Yeah, because it's like... What about Daytona? I'd love that. You know, if I had to decide between the two, I'd take Bristol. Yeah, you like the short track? I like that it's like a gladiator ring for cars. You know, it's like a bull ring. It's small. It's real small.

3:10:29Seats go like straight up vertical. And you're supposed to, it's supposed to like, you really get the whole gas and you feel the cars and the whole deal when you're in there. Mikey, my buddy, something just occurred to me. It just hit me like, bam, it just hit me like a flash. Rob thinks car racing is dorky. I think I just saw it in his eyes. I think I saw it in his eyes. Didn't I? I was trying not to give any reads. I saw it. I knew I saw it. Like, that's a surprise? Well, no, I guess not really. I was letting you do your thing. Yeah, yeah. And then I was right about to, and I looked, and I was like, I think I see something in those Bostonian eyes. Too cool for school. That's right, though. Rob gets it. Have you ever sat down and watched an entire NASCAR race? That's all I'm asking. I knew it. I knew it. I'm not judging. I'm just asking a question legitimately. You want to be serious? Yeah. I haven't. I don't know how long they last. Okay. I've seen it, though. I've seen it. I was exactly like you, and I sat down and actually watched a race, and it's pretty cool. I was, too. Listen, I was that guy. I used to think it was the dorkiest, most redneck, stupid thing ever.

3:11:48Ever. Look at this guy. Why does he act like that? Like you try to explain something to him and he's like, no, no, no, I'm better than you. I knew a kid. I knew a kid. Thank you. I'm calling you. It's ringing my mind. I didn't want to say it, but you're something else. 570-1053 is our phone number. Maybe one of these weekends we'll try to sit down and, you know, get my Coors. Exactly. That's what everybody thinks until they actually sit down and they watch a race one time. I'll get my big spit tune out. I'll tell you what else changes it is seeing it. Kodiak. All right. Okay. Tan going on one arm. Mikey, I used to use Craigslist all the time. I do all my transactions at Starbucks during the day. Exchange cash at the time of the transaction never had any issues. Smart. Good to know. Mikey, there was a scam in Craigslist about buying puppies from another country. First you pay, then you never get the puppies. They're on the way. Oh, that's messed up. Of course, preying on the whole soft-hearted thing. Right. I mean, how do you...

3:13:03Come on. Figure it out, people. Don't do that. Now it's time for the YouTube of the day. Now, listen, when you are doing certain fitness moves, you're using different parts of your body. Rob is laughing hysterically. He hasn't even heard it yet. He's not even really sure what he is laughing hysterically. I know Mike, but he's explaining something like that. You've got to be kidding me. You're doing certain fitness moves. Hey, hang on a second. Your muscles contract? Or relax. Or relax. Now, maybe Ashley can speak on this. She's proficient in the downward donkey and things like that. Downward dog, Eddie. She can tell us. The downward dog. That's right. About her. The downward dog. The reverse iguana. The upside down squirrel. Fine eagle. The farting balloon, I think, is one of the moves that cut 37. Pull both knees in. And pull your forehead in. Grab hold to your shins. And give yourself a rock up. Okay. Let's go. This is studio audience? Studio audience. Oh, my God. That is horrible. Can we watch the leotard? Ew. Ew. What's on that back?

3:14:40Ew. Oh, poor thing. Oh, poor thing is right, man. How do you ever? I'd quit the show. I mean, that's the last show. That's the last show. I need not to get up and walk out of that. What are you kidding me? What do you do? I mean. I would raise my hand. That was me. Doorknob. Oh, man. That is a very embarrassing situation. I got to hear it again. Hold both knees in and pull your foot. Boom goes the dynamite. Grab hold to your skin and give yourself a rock up. Okay. It was so girthy. It was very airy. It was so, I mean. An organic diet. Oh, man. I think a head of lettuce came out. That was a good one. Wow. I wonder if that person's okay. She gave herself a good rock. That's right. Wow. So let's listen. Every time he thinks of that later, it's going to make him laugh.

3:16:11There's certain things that are so funny to him. Sky jokes, number one. Any jokes about Sky he loves. But if it has to do with farting, forget it. People getting heartbroken, that's another one of his. He loves that. That's hilarious. Injuries. Yeah, yeah, injuries. Barack Obama announced that Joe Biden will be his running mate. Vice presidential, his vice presidential choice. So boring. Yeah, you were thinking it was going to be like Hillrod or something. Well, you know, I mean, he's all about change and he picks a guy who's run like, you know, twice for the presidency, got smashed. Really? That guy's run for you? Yeah. You can call me Hillrod. What is his title right now? Joe Biden's senator. Delaware. Oh, Delaware, that great state. It's not even a real state, right? I thought Delaware was a city. Some of his speech, cut three. President Lincoln wants to instruct us. That was the answer to one of Ashley's questions. Be sure to put your age in the right place, then stand firm. Today in Springfield, I know my feet are in the right place. I'm proud.

3:17:38It's either him or Mayor Quimby. Barack Obama. Well, he's very supportive of Barack Obama. He was not at one time, and McCain was quick to point that out. Cut 39. What does Barack Obama's running mate say about Barack Obama? You were asked, is he ready? You said, I think he can be ready, but right now I don't believe he is. The presidency is not something that lends itself to on-the-job training. I think that I stand by the statement. And what does he say about John McCain? I would be honored to run with or against John McCain because I think the country would be better off. I'm John McCain and I approve this message. Thank you, John. That's weak. So there you go. Joe Biden, Senator of Delaware. This was Barack Obama announcing his name. Got one. For months.

3:18:46I've searched for a leader to finish this journey alongside me and to join me in making Washington work for the American people. Can I get an amen? Today, I have come back to Springfield to tell you that I found that leader. A man with a distinguished friend. A man with fundamental decency. And that man is Joe Biden. That man cannot dance. So did you hear how his announcement got all jacked up?

3:19:24Okay, so we were talking about this last week about how Barack Obama, he's on the cutting edge, he's youthful, whatever. Oh, yeah, yeah. The way he was going to announce it to all his supporters, all the people who signed up on his website, whatever, was going to be via text message and email. So his supporters would be the first people to know. Mass text. Yes, mass text or email, however you signed up for it. He's going to blow up their cellies. That's right. Blow it up. And so at about 8 a.m. Saturday morning was when this planned text email thing was going to go out. Boy, Blunder was in charge. That's a bad choice. It didn't quite work out. Well, somebody must have leaked some sort of information or something. So it was supposed to go down 8 a.m. Saturday morning just after midnight. On Friday night, early Saturday morning, all the networks start to report it. CNN, everybody's on the air with it. No.

3:20:24The dude on CNN got it first. We were watching the Friday night, and yeah, we couldn't believe it. So it was like 9 o'clock our time Friday night, right, Sean? Yeah. And it was like a little bit after midnight on the East Coast. And so, of course, Obama's like, what the heck? So they decide, you know, I'm sure there was meetings and calls or whatever. They decide to release this text message blast dealio. At 3 a.m. Eastern time. No way. 3 a.m. Eastern time. That's brilliant. Because the news already broke. So people on the East Coast are sleeping. Yeah. And their text starts. Joe Biden. That's the worst. Honey, honey, yeah. Who is texting you right now? It's Obama. It's Joe Biden, honey. Barack Obama. I swear. Yeah, right. I just deleted him. I'm a mistake. I swear. Yeah, that's got messed up big time. That's terrible. That's awesome. Oh, man. So the Democratic National Convention starts tonight in Denver. And, of course, there's protesters. Yeah. Cut nine.

3:21:30Before the Democratic National Convention even kicks off, far-left political groups are rallying in Denver, as we've heard, and they've just begun their march on the convention center. And who is in the midst of them all? Griff Jenkins. He's live in Denver, outside the convention center. Griff, it got a little heated there when you were in that crowd. What's happening now? Hey, Jamie, I'll tell you, this is the recreate 68 crowd, as Alicia was talking about. What's your message? What are you upset about? everything. What's up? Well, I guess they don't believe in freedom of speech. Let's just work this crowd and see who else we can talk to. Defend Denver. Explain that to me. What does that mean? I'm not gonna talk to you. What's up? I'm not gonna talk to you. Come here. What's your name? What's your name? My name is Julian Millett. Do you have an actual message without cursing? What's your message? Stop the torture. Stop the war. Stop the torture. Stop the war. Okay. Do you not believe? All right. We're going to go then. You're going to go? Griff, make sense of it. Yeah, Griff. Can you break that down for us? Come on. That was nuts. Keep going. Oh, my God. Who's I yet? He's doing a stretch it. Stretch it out. Come on, Griff. Find out what's up. Griff, I can't take it live back in the studio. Oh, gosh. Okay. Griff, we can't go back to the studio. Oh, God. Stretch this out.

3:23:14Griff, we just need five minutes from you. Just give us five minutes out there. Griff, make sure you don't go to any more. Stretch this for another five and a half minutes if you can. Who decided to go live to protesters? That's the best. Yeah, when you're Fox News to go live to a liberal group of protesters. It's the worst decision ever made. Oh, man. I'm not going to talk to you. Yeah. Why didn't they just send George Bush in the interview? Like, what are you doing? That's awesome. They hate your guts. They hate you. That was great. Whoa. Yeah. Well, expect more of that, too. This guy has box office totals. Oh, hey, now. Okay. The number three movie this weekend was Death Race, making $12.3 million.

3:24:17Number two was the new movie, The House Bunny, making $15.1 million. That's not bad. No. And the number one movie for the second weekend in a row is Tropic Thunder with $16.1 million. Yeah, well, those movies probably did better than they expected. House Bunny, not bad, right? Yeah, I mean, for a comedy late in the summer, it's not bad at all. But again, I think the numbers are down a little bit, like they were saying last weekend about people staying home and watching the Olympics instead of going to the movies. This looks kind of interesting. They have announced, well, Dancing with the Stars has officially announced the cast. Oh, is it in? Yep, they did this morning. Oh, who we got? Okay, so like we've been talking about. Is Tony Danza in there? Tony Danza, yeah. Light on his feet. He's light on his feet. So like we've been talking about this morning because she went to the ER last night with a cut on her foot needing stitches was Kim Kardashian. So she is definitely part of the cast. No, she can't be. She's going to be up. Well, I guess she did. They got to replace her. Well, I guess she did a call in. Kathy Lee Gifford. Yes, please. Judith Light. Yeah. She did a call in this morning when they were making the announcement. An Amish man. The hospital. An Amish man.

3:25:40First time they hear music. He's going to dance to it. I'd watch. I'm telling you right now, I'd watch. I'd finally watch. If it was an Amish man. Never heard music before and it's the first time he's ever been. He didn't know a place called Hollywood existed. Dancing with the Amish. Yes. Patent pending. We got a show. Dancing with the Amish, I'm in. So anyways, Kim Kardashian says she will give it her all and try her best. Tony Braxton. We'll also be a part of this year's Dancing with the Stars. I love her. Breathe again. It sounded like she said Toni Braxton. Who did you really say? Breathe again. I did. Breathe again. Okay, that's really uncomfortable. That's making me uncomfortable. It's making me uncomfortable. Breathe again. That's really making me uncomfortable. What is she doing? She's staring at us and saying breathe again. Breathe again. He said something else. He said something else. Great song. That's not a song.

3:26:42You're just saying two words over and over. Yeah, but she's staring us down like she's angry. Breathe again. That was awesome. That was really scary. Oh, my God. Breathe again. Stop it. I want her to do that for like an hour. Breathe again. No, don't. Don't do it. Holy cow. Okay, okay. All right. We have Susan Lucci. Oh, no. No, she's not. This is the best cast ever. All right, my bad. She's awful. Queen of the daytime. Okay, maybe you would prefer Cloris Leachman? Oh, man. Who the heck is that? Seriously, are you messing around? Who is that? Are you messing around? She's like an old actress. She was on the Mary Tyler Moore show. That's not true. For real, Scott? No. Cloris Leachman. Yeah. Sean did not instant message you to say that. Okay. Lance Bass. Lance Bass. You're so gay. No way. Twinkle toes. Can't take it. Warren Sapp. What? No. How can fat Warren Sapp be on Dancing with the Stars?

3:28:03James Lipton. Oh, that'd be awesome. Oh, I would love to see that. Class up that joint. Rocco De Spiro. Oh, the chef? The chef. The celebrity chef. De Spiro? What? De Spiro? What? One of the Muppets. What is he talking about? I don't know. We've lost all control. Cody Linney, which everybody knows from Hannah Montana. Who is that? He plays Jake Ryan, which is a total ripoff. Jake Ryan? Give me a break. Give me a break. Oh, we're going to sit on a table and blow out the candles and kiss over it. Oh, that's weak. Captain Jack Sparrow. The cookie monster. This is the lineup. Brooke Burke. This is so weird. Buffalo Butt. Buffalo Bill from the Silence of the Lambs. He does know how to dance. That really freaked me out. I don't want to see him dance. It's called the tango tuck. You lead, Cheryl. He's sizing up Warren Sapp as we speak. About a size 24. Very big fat person. Jeffrey Ross.

3:29:29Jeffrey Ross. Oh, Jeffrey Ross? Holy cow. And Benny Hill. Maurice Green, an Olympic gold medalist from the 100 meter from a couple years back. Another Olympian, Misty May Trainor. No way! Yes! Misty May Trainor! Ash is pumping her fists. And Cinderella. And then our final celebrity for this season of Dancing with the Stars will be... Ted McKinley from The Love Boat, married with children. Oh, my God. Yes. Are you out of your mind? He's a show killer. No. Get it, Ash. Stop it. Okay, that's really creepy. Look at her face. What? The Mikey Show. Oh, yes. An AT&T phone survivor story. Lisa went back to school shopping with her mom. Big mistake. Lisa, look at this. Notebooks with pictures of puppies. Lame. Puffy stickers. Meow. Mom. Kitty kisses. Mom. Meow.

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3:35:17Hang on. Hello? Hey, what's going on? Break the habit. Try Tecate Light. For those who want more. Responsible drinking is a good habit. Imported by Cervezas Mexicanas, White Plains, New York. Now, back to the Mikey Show. Featuring Mikey. I like all types of foods. I have no food allergies. Eddie. A little bit of a Star Wars fan? Yes. I've seen the original Star Wars. Probably over 200 times. Sky. I'm very conservative on a daily basis when it comes to the wardrobe. Sean. I floss a minimum of three times a day. Boston Rock. You have to hear his style that I developed. And Ashley. I can't control my laughter. I laugh at everything. On Rock 105.3. It's 941. San Diego State has announced that the Greek system will not be allowed to have booze at their parties and events for the first five weeks of the semester. A couple of new starting quarterbacks have been named. The Falcons are going with their rookie, Matt Ryan, as their starter, and Matt Leinert. Oh, boy. Dude, I've heard he's been terrible. He is terrible, and Arizona's going to go with Kurt Warner. Eddie, dude, like...

3:36:31Okay, so I'm not following football like I used to. I love it. It's my favorite sport. But I just haven't been following like I used to. So yesterday I heard Matt Leonard's terrible. Yeah. He's terrible. He's been pooped. Yeah. And I'm like, he's not hurt or anything. Like, you know, I know he had like some sort of injury late in the season last year. No, he missed almost all of last season. It was the whole season. Yeah, he missed a lot of last season. So is that why he's so terrible? No, he's just junk. Really? Yeah. Because I thought that they thought he was going to be great. Yeah. He's supposed to be. He's not, though. Yeah. He's bad. He's terrible. He's terrible. Well, that's not good. Because, you know, he's their future. Kurt Warner's not their future. No. He's an older guy. He's very old. He's 48 now. I think he just turned 59 years old yesterday. Congratulations. Steve's got new. My brother Steve's got new stuff. He's got new clothes at his rockstarhotdogs.com website. Oh. And they're cool. Awesome. Have you seen this guy? Well, he brought a shirt for the hubs, which normally he brings in like girly clothes. And so the shirt was really cool. It was like all black and gray. Was it this one right here? Because this is, you know, I don't, I don't ask him for anything, but I might buy one of these from him. Have the chick on it. You know how his logo. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It doesn't have the chick. It just says like rock star hot dogs on it. I thought that was his whole thing. I don't know. This one was different.

3:38:02Rockstar Hot Dogs is this company that my brother started. Oh, I see what you're talking about. Yeah, he's got a couple now, I guess, that just have the logo with no 40s girl. Yeah, which is a little more simple for somebody like The Hub who doesn't like to be flashy. He gave you one, didn't he, Eddie? Oh, no. Was it the wrong size or something? Yeah, that. And he must have forgot he gave me one. Last time. What did he give you? What size? He had given me the shirt before. The same shirt. So I already have that shirt. And so I just give it to Zach. Oh, that's nice. That's cool. He's got these, the ones I like are these, like the worker shirts. Yeah. Do you have one of those? I'm sending you one of these. The work shirt. Look at this. You know, my bro. Yeah. I give him a hard time. I do. I give Steve a really hard time. Because, you know, he's kind of goofy and he's got his own language and he's kind of goofy. But. When it comes to like marketing, he has a hot dog company. Yeah. And hot dogs isn't how he makes the money. That's amazing. He makes the dough on the clothes. He made, and when he was first doing it, I thought that is the craziest, dumbest thing ever. Idiot. Why don't you put money into like the food? Right. But it's not really about the, it's more about, I mean, the food is good. I mean, I've had the hot dogs, but it's a hot dog. Right.

3:39:30What are you going to do? It's no Elegant Cookie. No, it is not the Elegant Cookie. Eddie just wanted trivia right there. Thank you. My brother's first company was the Elegant Cookie, which, by the way, he still does. Hey, in all honesty, his cookies were some of the best cookies I've ever had in my life. Yeah, he still does it. They were so good. And then he started this Rockstar Hot Dog thing. And, like, when he told me about this, I actually laughed into the phone. I know, you did. I laughed into the phone when he told me what he wanted to do. That he wanted to have a hot dog company and their logo was going to be a 1940s girl in a sailor hat. And I went, dude, that's... I'm sorry, Steve. I love you, but I don't think... And it's amazing. It's blown up for the kids. Awesome! I call him kid because he's eight years older than me. You know what I mean? So anyway, what did I want to tell you about? Were you going to say something about Rob? Listen to Rob's yesterday email. It's just his life. His life is just interesting. It's interesting. That's all, Rob. Originally, I thought I had to work on Friday, but I was mistaken with this coming Friday. Oh, no. You promoted? The thing we promoted? No, no, no. That was Saturday. I thought I was working Friday night.

3:40:58I promoted all my stuff for Saturday. I'm working this Friday. I found out. Rob, he's the best. You are the worst. I chilled out with my fiancé, and I played basketball in the streets with my brother. My brothers. No hoop. They went for it, though. Well, I do this. They use somebody's windshield as the hoop. I came to work and edited some commercials. Then I had to go change and shower. and go to my next appearance at a bar in PB. Sunday, my fiancé and I threw the football for a good part of the day and then made BLTs. That was my day. That sounds like a lovely day. We played catch. We got hungry, we made BLTs, and we went back out and played catch. Nice. It was quality time. So cute. I love it. What kind of football? It's not a Nerf one. Because it's like, you know, filled with air, but it's not like a pro. Yeah. It's just like one of those rubber footballs, you know, pretty cheap. And you guys just go out there, me and my fiance. And we just play catch. They're so cute. And we just like rap about anything that's going on. I love it. I am whipped and I love it. I love it. I'm a fan. You guys are great. And then we made fancy BLTs. Well, she showed me how to make them fancy. How do you make them fancy? Well, she like, she like butters, the toast and.

3:42:23Well, makes it toast. I just did bread. I was going to do a piece of bacon on bread. So gross. And just eat it. So in other words, your fiancé made something edible. In other words, she made a BLT. A BLT. It's usually toasted bread. You were just going to make a B. Yeah, exactly. I had no idea you put all this other stuff on it. You know, I don't like tomatoes. You can't fill it with tomatoes? Hey, Ash, did you eat those tomatoes I gave you? Oh, yeah. The other ones. Did you eat the yellow one? Mm-hmm. Eddie, did you eat that yellow one? Not yet. Oh, dude, the yellows are great. They're my favorite. It was really good. I'll eat it tonight. It was exactly what you said. It was more mild. Mm-hmm. And I made, like, homemade caprese again, and I mixed. Caprese. Caprese. Caprese. Caprese. Caprese. Caprese. Caprese. And I did half with the red tomato. Ashley went to Utah over the weekend. I beg your pardon. She did. Again. She went to Salt Lake City. What is she doing? World traveler over here. Wow. She said that you could buy a three-bedroom, two-bath house out there for $250,000. That's pretty nice, right? That was where it was my boyfriend. Oh, my gosh, Mark. I love you. I love you. If you're listening, moi. I love you. Why don't we play catch? Yes.

3:43:42It was his best friend's house. And, I mean, he's our age. And they've got a kid on the way. They're married. And they've got this. Speaking of marriage. I'd love to have a kid on the way. Two bath house. Huge backyard. I mean, it's an awesome house. Mammy, please, Mikey. Wow. It's just like, oh. Unreal. She went to a wedding out there. And the girl was warm and the guy wasn't. And so there was no drinking, no dancing at the wedding. Oh, that sounds fun. It was. Sounds like a blast. Yeah, a party. What is this, Footloose? A beach blast. Yeah. And she said that during the best man and best woman speeches, like, people weren't even listening and stuff. Oh, it was nuts. What was up with that? How did that go down? Mike, it infuriated me, and I felt like it was so tricky because it wasn't really my place to, like, tell them to shut up. Oh, no. Because normally I would have. Normally I would have. Had it been, like, my friend's wedding, I would have turned around and told them to shut up. Because it was making me so mad. I couldn't hear the speeches, but it wasn't. It was my boyfriend's friend's wedding, so it wasn't my place. But the people behind this, and I'm talking, like, probably 15 to 20 people. Because we were all crowded around to hear the speeches. And all these people are just chopping it up, talking.

3:45:01Over the speeches. And you would think, well, maybe they were drunk. They weren't even drunk. They weren't drinking. They were soberly, loudly talking. Soberly. Right there. And these, you know. And then both through the best man and the best woman speech. The best woman speech? The best man and the maid of honor speech. I like that. Like, no one was even listening. And I felt so bad. And so I was, like, inching forward, trying to, like, look attentive. Because I'm like, I care. I care. No one else seems to. Yeah, I don't know you, but I care. It sucked. What's the worst? It was the worst. It's terrible. It's really weird. Hey, I don't think this is going to really, anybody's going to think it's that interesting. But to me, this is really interesting. The Farmer's Almanac says it's going to be a chilly winter. You know what? I was thinking of that. Eddie, listen. Dude, if you didn't know this, bro, you know, you could freeze to death, dude. Well, no, Mike. You're just worried about your veggies. Yeah, I am. Oh, man. Yeah, I am. It's going to be cold out there, guys. Bundle up. Listen, don't take this stuff lightly. You start taking it lightly, next thing you know. Here's what you need to do. Yeah, there he is. It's Old Man Baker, you guys. See?

3:46:17Don't fret. Here's what you do to your crops. Some of them are very sensitive. You're right. What you do is you sprinkle them with sugar. And then you take a blowtorch to them until you caramelize the top. Sounds delicious. You ruin the fruit? No, not at all. Makes it delicious. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. But you're saying to preserve it that way it stays safe? Yeah. It creates a little hard layer on the top. Of candy. Oh, who knew? Oh, the brulee. Wait. late. Old Van Baker, I've heard it's just as simple as maybe throwing a blanket over your citrus tree. What are they, human beings? Well, no, I mean, you can keep them warm. You tuck them in at night. He's desperate here. No, I'm just asking. How do you keep your citrus trees warm? Well, what you can do. Yeah, this comes at home remedy. Okay. Go ahead. You put them in between, you get two graham crackers. Okay.

3:47:22And you put them in between the graham crackers and put a marshmallow in there. Again, sounds delicious. Sounds like he's making s'mores. Yeah. No, we want to know how to keep our citrus s'mores, not how to make a s'more. Yeah, you're explaining how to make a s'more. You're explaining how to make a s'more. Well, here's another thing you can do. What else can you do to keep your citrus trees warm? You put some gasoline in your mouth and you spit on them. No, it's a bad idea. That's a bad idea, Old Man Baker. That's a bad idea to keep them warm. Oh, man. You're telling me that as a way to keep your citrus trees warm, as a way to keep your citrus trees warm, you're saying to me that you can keep your citrus trees warm by doing that. That or you could use your butt cheeks. The Mikey Show. That's the ultimate hang zone. All right. Is it real? Well, I've never seen it. But some say there are two of them, each 1,000 feet long. And they've taken over 4,000 souls. Once a year they come out for four days and three nights. Is it real? I hope so. The Bud Light Party Cruise.

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3:50:11Yeah, it used to be Coors Amphitheater, and now they've done their deal. And you know what? I like going there more now. I'll tell you why. Why? Because I used to do a standing ovation with just two hands, and now I take Pedro with me. It's like ten hands are sitting there doing a standing ovation. It's pretty awesome. Yeah. So there you go. hands to give a standing ovation. But it's okay. We knew what you meant. You know what I'm saying? It doesn't really make much sense, but you know, I mean. Now when I'm taking tortilla masa and I'm tossing it back and forth, bring my friend Pedro with me, I can make four tortillas. Eddie, are you going to allow him to? I don't know why he's going to make this. I can make five tortillas instead of four. Okay, Mike. Now you make five tortillas. You're proud of yourself? Five tortillas instead of one. Cricket, it's a great company. They deserve better than this. You know what I'm saying, right? I mean, they give you better than this. Local calling, long distance, text messaging. They don't make you sign a contract and you're giving them this. What about masa? I heard. How about no masa? No masa. No masa. No masa.

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3:59:57Imported by Cervezas Mexicanas, White Plains, New York. You know, sometimes interns around here decide to go on strike. They decide to stand up for land rights for underprivileged sea lions or something. Anyway, it never lasts because all we have to do is order Quiznos delivery for lunch. One click on Quiznos.com, it is all it takes to make these kids crack. They get a whiff of that favorite, like the mesquite chicken. They got their nose pressed up against the DJ booth faster than you could say Quiznos.com. And if you can hear me, interns, you're probably drooling over there right now. Hurry up! Somebody get this internal sandwich from Quiznos before we all go off the air. Just go online at Quiznos.com. It's K-I-O-Z San Diego. Guess what we have. We know how much the kids on the hills make. Tell me, tell me, tell me. I don't know who they are, but I want to hear. Minimum wage. Okay, so we'll start at the bottom, work our way up, okay? How do you know they got paid? Yeah, it's a reality show, right? Why would they not get paid? They're on TV. Kind of not really. See, I've always heard that and I don't get it. It's like a scripted reality show. So say in their real life, like there was one thing that made the news a lot that, you know, one of the people, like I think Heidi's man, Spencer, came in on a plane or whatever.

4:01:26Well, he came and went and everything in their normal life, but they basically recreated it. You know, so they go out to the airport. It's made to look like a reality show that they, you know, do stuff to. I've never seen anything like that before. I've seen every episode and what trips me out is it's like, I swear it seems so real. They video it? It's video? It's not film. It's video. Do you guys know what the difference? It looks to me like it's film because they look so good. I mean, it's closed up. Well, then it wouldn't even look like reality show at all. Right. But it's film. What does the real world use? Film. I mean, video. Sorry. Video. It's film. Yeah. It's film now. I think it's. No, no, no. I'm saying. The Hills. The Hills has to be filmed because it's like the angles and stuff like they look really good. Video looks like. Video. It looks like a reality show. Like cops is video. Sure. You know, and they can take video and run it through a filter to make it look like film.

4:02:24Like a colander? Yeah, they put it in a colander and it comes out like a film colander. Yeah, it's a film colander. You know what? Hit it, Sean. Why don't you hit it? It's a film colander. It's a film colander. You hit it, buddy. It's a colander of film. What is that? That's so weird. Chaos backwards, man. I'm telling you. Is that what it is? I think so. It probably is. So they're basically acting out their own lucid lives. They're really good at it. It doesn't seem like they're acting. They're really good at it. Okay, so starting at the bottom. Great show, Eddie. We have Stephanie Pratt. She makes $48 a day. Plus craft services. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think she's not a main character. She's barely in there. She makes $100,000 a year. She better not. Well, it's per episode. These figures are how much they make per episode. Okay, per episode she makes $5,000. They're close. $8,000 per episode. Wow. That's a lot. Oh, look it. Ashley's really upset. She almost spit. It looked like she wanted to spit. Oh, it's like somebody threw a stink bomb in that room. Are you kidding me? Per episode. Calm down. Well, how many episodes do they do? How many do you think? It's a whole season. How many episodes in a season? 10? Maybe 10. Like 50,000. Mike, she's in like a minute here, a minute there, like whatever, and she's not even cute. Crazy.

4:03:43She's not even cute. Well, that's the scale that you go on. Okay, next on the list, we have Lauren Lowe Bosworth. Love Lowe. Love Lowe. By the way, if my wife is listening, I need her to call the hotline. Something very... You forgot about 9 o'clock this morning, honey. Uh-oh. So Lowe makes $10,000 an episode. Wow! Again, Mike, she's in like a minute here, a minute there. Unbelievable. Like a scene. Unbelievable. I told her Friday, 9 a.m. I don't know. No, we're talking about low. I mean, I love her, but that's like nothing. The guy was standing at the door, you know, and the painter that's in the house won't let him in, you know. I understand. I don't understand what we're talking about. Brody Jenner. Okay, he's going to make big bucks. He also makes $10,000 an episode. How is he equivalent? into low. That's a lot of money. It's like foreign language to me. I don't even know what they're talking about. Whitney Port? Okay, yeah, she's great. After dinner. Love her. She's in a lot of steam. You have to be in the mood, right? It's a special occasion. She should make a good amount. She's in a lot of steam. Whitney Port's delicious. She makes $20,000 an episode. Now, Ashley, is it

4:05:08Audrina? How do you say her name? Audrina. Yeah, Audrina. Okay, I've never watched. I don't know. Audrina Partridge, she makes $35,000 an episode. Yeah, she's like a big drummer. She's like my main dude. Yeah. Now we're getting to the top three. Spencer Pratt. Oh, stupid. I know that name. $100,000 an episode. $75,000. $65,000 an episode. A lot of money. Man, he deserves it. A lot of money. No way, Jose. Heidi Montag? I don't want to hear this. Shut your mouth. Heidi Montag makes $100,000 an episode. I can't hear this. $65,000 an episode as well. See, I know the name Heidi Montag. I would think she made $100,000 an episode. I know the name. She's getting paid. She's got to get paid. Mommy should get paid. She should call Bob Eatman. Bob Eatman will try to call her people.

4:06:08If she could get Bob on the phone. And then finally, we have Lauren Conrad. Call yourself Opie or Anthony. When you call. Finally, Lauren Conrad. He comes on the phone. He goes, hi, Opie. No, Bob, it's Mikey. Who's Mikey? Mikey who? Mikey, you're a client in San Diego. Oh, Mikey. How are you? How did you get this number? Oh, no. This is your agent. You're my agent, Bob. Okay, what can I do for you? Oh, man, that's discouraging. Oh, anything, Bob. I guess anything would be great. Something. The first thing you do, you know what I mean? Wow. Okay, so finally, Lauren Conrad. Elsie, Elsie. That's what Rob told her. Remember? Remember that? Oh, yeah. $100,000 an episode. $75,000 an episode. No way, Jose. She's the highest paid, and according to Insider, she gets paid more than Heidi because in her original contract, it says that she has to be the top earner on the show. Well, is she the star? Yeah, she should be. She's kind of the face of the show, right? I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. Quite frankly, I'm ecstatic to hear that she makes more than Heidi. That makes me feel a little better. I'm going to type into Google. I'm going to type in The Hills.

4:07:31Because I want to see what they all look like. No, don't. Yeah, a bunch of beautiful young people. No. No. What's the idea of the show? What's the idea? The lives of people in Orange County? It's the people that Sky just said. And literally, it's like their little lives in Hollywood. Literally. Elsie and Whitney, they work, you know. They're pretty. Who's a brunette girl? In fashion. Audrina, she works for some record company. She's got drama with her boyfriend. Elsie's, you know, got drama with Heidi. Heidi's dating Spencer. It's just all, like, BS drama, but it's compelling because it seems so real. Not watch that. It's, like, my favorite show. Oh, I couldn't watch it. Young people love dramatic. Uh-oh, Sky, you all right? It looked like it was kind of painful that sneeze. You okay? Oh, man. The hiccups are really her. A little sneezing fits. Oh, I don't know. Even as upset as Ashley is right now, it's kind of dramatic. It's a little bit dramatic, the way that she gets upset about it. I don't like it. Cry, cry, cry. It's a little work into... It's almost like the entire thought of it is trying to destroy you. Oh, no. It's frustrating, you know? It really is.

4:09:03But it's your favorite show. It's Monday, okay, first of all. Thank you. Secondly, my bangs are two inches past the length they should be, which is just like throwing my entire face off. I get it. And thirdly... I like her bangs. We finished the show with that. You want to know something else that really sucks? Oh. What's up? On top of all of that... I don't know that. On top of all of that that she's upset about, the Padres got swept by the Giants. I mean... It's almost too much to take. Can we just give up? Yeah, that doesn't really surprise me. What's the point? Why are we still playing? Why are we? Can we just say, all right, we'll forfeit the rest of the games. You win. You would think. The second prize is a set of steak knives. We don't even get that. Put the coffee down. Put that coffee down. Coffee's for closers. I want to go up into our sales area and just start reciting the lines.

4:10:09Yes. Do it. You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch. I'll videotape you. You know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes brass balls to sell real estate. It takes brass balls. Always be closing. ABC. Always be closing. You see this watch? You know how much this watch costs? You see this watch? That watch costs more than your car. Wow. It's expensive. Because the good news is you're fired. You should watch the movie. Don't bring it up. You see, pal, that's who I am and you're nothing. Seth suggested that we call somebody from our sales department and just start playing. Uh-uh. Okay. This is abuse. You can't take this. How can you take the abuse you get on a set? Do it. We're frenzies. That's right. We might.

4:11:16We might try that. Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight. I drove an $80,000 BMW. That's my name. He's awful. He's an awful guy. Awful person. He's right, though. Oh, yeah. Let's see. Kim Kardashian got rushed to the hospital. Is that her? I think that's her. What, on TV? Yeah. Lute it down. Now, have you been in rehearsals already? Because it's been a big, big secret. You want to tell us a few of the other people that are coming on? Well, Mark Ballas is my partner. Is that her on the left? Yeah. Oh, that's a good partner. And not that I'm superstitious. Wait, the girl talking right now is Kim Kardashian? Really? Honestly, I thought she, I don't, I guess I really didn't know what she looked like. Really? Yeah. She's in a new movie coming out on Friday. In the past, their name has started with a K. That's big, Mike. I don't know. Yeah, that's her thing, right? She's got a big booty. A big behind. Big booty. And you have two Ks. I don't see anything wrong with her foot.

4:12:30And I wonder if they talked about it when she first got there. Well, you said that she stuck her foot through glass, right? Well, she cut her foot on a glass coffee table, and they said that it was really a bad cut, and she had to go to the ER. Let's see. Let's see if we could see them introduce her. See what it's like at GoArmy.com. That's Gary Sinich. If you love a good comedy, especially one that pokes fun at Indiana Jones, High School Musical, and Hannah Montana, then... Disaster movie is the perfect one for you. Kim Kardashian and Vanessa Manilo co-star in the film, and they are here to give us the lowdown. Ladies, I guess you had a dull night last night compared to Kim. Yeah, I mean, and she still looks fabulous in her fending shoes. How did you get those shoes on? It's half on. It's half on.

4:13:28You see anything weird going on with the foot? She's wearing, like, high heels. Those are like stilettos. What is she doing? I'm pausing it on the feet. They're showing the feet. There's nothing wrong with her feet. I don't even see a bandage or anything. Put a slipper on, lady. You were in the emergency room. Tell the story. What happened? I was staying at this hotel, and the mirrored Venetian furniture is really popular, so there was a Venetian mirrored desk that was all cracked, and I didn't know it, and I kicked off of it from the chair, the little rolly chair to back up. And it just sliced my toe over. She was dancing in her room. Stitches? I was dancing. She was on her computer. Literally on her computer when it happened. Right, sweetie? Yes. I decided not to get stitches because the healing process would be a little bit longer. And with Dancing with the Stars coming up. Which is just announced. What? You're on? Where have you been? I have not been in China. That's great news. You're starting now. Please. So what do they do? Do they do that super glue stuff? You know, seriously? Super glue. Butterfly bandage. They do. They could stick super glue on you and stick your skin together. It'll make a bad scar. Yeah. I guess on the underside of your foot. It'll work, though. Yeah. You think that's what they did? Well, she's walking around in those shoes. They can't be that bad. Publicity stunt. It is. Publicity stunt. All right. Wouldn't doubt it. Well, it's getting all kinds of news. Yeah, sure is.

4:14:47Because it doesn't look like there's anything wrong with her. They should at least bandage her up to make it look like there was something wrong. Two that come in there in crutches and then one dance with the stars. Man. Shaq's ex-girlfriend filed a restraining order against him. Yeah, it's not looking very good. So I guess... Oh, here he is. Here's Shaquille O'Neal. Hey, Shaq. What's up? Oh, well, Colby filed a restraining order. No, no, no, no, no. It's your ex-girlfriend. Bitch. Wait, wait, wait. No, Shaq. Shaq, it says that your ex-girlfriend filed a restraining order against you. Kobe Bryant. No. No, you hate Kobe, Shaq. This is just an opportunity for you to make fun of Kobe. He was my lady. Is that true, Sky? No. Was this actually filed against Kobe Bryant? No, it was not. Shaquille O'Neal's lady? No, it was not, Mike. Really? No. It wasn't. It's an aspiring rapper who I guess was dating Shaq for a while.

4:15:51And says that she broke off their relationship about a month ago. And since then, he has threatened to blackball her from the recording industry as well as... He's going to blackball her from the recording industry? Well, according to her, she claims that he said he would be paying... That's like me blackballing people from the NBA industry. Well, according to her paperwork, she claims that he said he would pay people not to work with her. Oh, wow. Yeah, and that he... She has sent her several threatening emails, which include pictures of violence. Really? Yeah. Pictures of violence? Yeah, like a, you know, threatening email. Rob sends pictures of violence every day. It's cute. It doesn't faze me. You should just cut it out. Yeah, exactly. In Rome. A priest has organized an online beauty contest for nuns. Oh, when in Rome. Not sure. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Organize an online beauty contest for nuns.

4:17:05Sister or Ms. Sister 2008 will start in September. And this Italian priest says that, you know, he's trying to fight the stereotype that all nuns are like old and crusty. And so they'll put up a profile and they'll also put up a picture of themselves. And then there'll be a month to vote the whole month of September. He says, quote, being ugly is not a requirement for becoming a nun, and external beauty is a gift from God, and we mustn't hide it. Sean, do you have all of the Glengarry Glen Ross drops? Yeah. Good morning, sir. Hello, Russell Robertson, please. What would be inside? Continental Airline tickets. $10,000. What the heck was that? What guy up there would not run? Hello, Gina. Hello, Gina Rorke, please. That's a very professional of you. Well said. I'm with her last name, though. Yeah, right? I've never said it right. You know what? Live on the radio. Now, 29 years later, they play the cricket wireless amphitheater.

4:18:53Walk through there and see who's up there. Definitely not listening. Yeah, maybe it's easy. Good morning, Coach. Hello, Mike Raz. Can you see, please? And hang out before the show. It's pretty cool, huh? Stay tuned all weekend from KGB. The San Diego County Fair is going up, and you should go. Do we have one salesperson that's in work right now? Your call is being answered. Well, of course it is. Put that coffee down. Jen's out of town. Can you call yourself a salesman? Hey, don't you have an extension list? Yeah, I do. So we don't have to keep bothering the poor receptionist. Let me see. I like to bother the receptionist. I do not. Because the good news is you're fired.

4:20:24Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it, because you are going out. No chance Kaylin has seen this movie. Really? You don't think? Guaranteed. Really? This is bad. This is really bad. Great bit. This is really bad. Are they in a meeting? Maybe there's a Monday. There's a Monday meeting, sure. Monday meeting. Maybe it's Labor Day. No. That's Monday. Oh. They're getting coffee. Yes, all at the same time. Put the coffee down. Put that coffee down. Coffee's for closers. You see, pal, that's who I am and you're nothing. That's a terrible person. Ouch. This is a terrible person. It is a little bit mean, but it's very motivating. I will say that works. Get motivated. It works. It does work. You want to see what the first prize is? First prize of Cadillac El Dorado.

4:21:44Nice. What's the second? Second prize set of steak knives. Second prize set of steak knives. Nothing. Third prize is your fire. That's only two prizes. Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight. I drove an $80,000 BMW. That's my name. Awful guy. Just a terrible guy. We've hit every single thing on our list. Peace out. But did we hit it? No. We didn't? No. Never hit it. Typical. Never hit it. Sean! I mean, this isn't lost, bro. We're not Walt, okay? Sean! Do as you're told. Good morning. Terry King, please. Seven bathrooms. How much do you go? Who's that? Is anybody going to answer their phone today? Playhouse. Okay.

4:23:14Oh, for real? I think he's sitting at his desk. Put that coffee down. Nobody? Three people up there, they were all just sitting at their desk. They must not answer their phones. What if an important sales call comes in? Yeah, what if I want to buy some airtime, bro? What then? Yeah, broseph. Leak. Broseph? Oh, man. You see this watch? That watch costs more than your car. You don't even know what I drive. You drove a Hyundai to get here tonight. I drove an $80,000 BMW. That's my name. I thought your name was Alec Baldwin. So do I call you Mr. BMW? Why are you shouting? He's a terrible guy. You think this is abuse? You can't take this. How can you take the abuse you get on a shit?

4:24:14He's having a babysitting. 570-1053 is the number. Beginning and end of every show, we do open phones. You can call in about anything you want. In San Fernando, some people were at a Pop Warner game. They got into a fight. It turned deadly. At a Pop Warner game. Yeah, it was a game for 9 and 10 year olds, Pop Warner. And I guess there was a... Group of people who began arguing up in the stands. They were asked to leave. They walked just, you know, a little bit, about 100 feet away, still arguing when one of the guys pulled out a gun and started shooting. So a 40-year-old man died at the hospital due to those wounds. How about in Buenos Aires, a dog protected and saved an abandoned newborn? Dude, it's beautiful. So basically this 14-year-old girl, you know. goes and gives birth in the middle of the field and abandons the baby. And just a little nearby, about 50 meters away, there was a dog who had a litter of puppies. And I guess after the 14-year-old girl abandoned the baby, the mommy dog went over and picked up the newborn baby, brought it over with the puppies, and was keeping it warm. It was 37 degrees out. Oh, my God. No. Yeah.

4:25:40carries the little newborn baby boy over with the puppies and the people in the house all of a sudden heard a baby crying and they're like, what? And they went out there and the dog was keeping all the puppies and the newborn baby warm and doctors say that's the only reason that baby survived. Wow! Yeah. Isn't that crazy? That's nuts. Get it now, Mike. Yeah, I get it now. My dogs are so awesome. Oh, I was like, wow, there is a God. You know, that's really cool. You know, we might have been on different trains of thought there. I mean, hey. Dogs have instincts. Yeah. Well, don't all animals have instincts? I don't know. Dogs and giraffes. Whatever, man. P1 Matt. Hey, Matt. Mostly to Ashley. Wait, what? Wait, what? I have a comment that's directed mostly to Ashley. Go ahead, please. Go ahead. Hey, do you know why all these countless freakazois, Kardashian, The Hill, The Real O.C., all those other freak shows, get so much money for doing nothing? It's because people like you actually watch their dumb show, give them ratings, and then...

4:27:05That's why they stay on the air. Yeah, we know what you were going to say. The bee's knees. The bee's knees, yeah. Well said. It's horrible. I know. You bring up a valid point. Yeah. Yeah. It's true. It is true. And, you know, that's something I'm working on. There's something I'm working on in my personal life, sir, is trying to, you know, fight that a day. And that's what our young girls, that's their role models now, you know? Yeah. Yeah, I agree. Well, it's definitely not my role models, but for kids growing up, I would hope not. You're older than them. How can they be your role models? What's up? I kind of look down to them. P1 Jose. Yeah, this is P1 Jose. Yes. Yeah, hey, what's going on? I want to talk to Eddie. What's going on with Sean Merriman? I want to know, too, Eddie. Eddie, what is going on? I can't get a hold of that. That is happening here. I'm trying to get a hold of him. I can't get a hold of him. Why won't Eddie tell us? I don't have the answers. That's messed up, bro. That is messed up. Guys, I'm trying my best. I will continue to try. Tune in to the Chargers pregame show today. Oh, I see what he's doing right there, Mike. It's on. The game starts at 2 o'clock right here on Rock 105. We see. We see. Mike's show isn't good enough for that. Okay.

4:28:27My number one priority is the radio. Listen, I'll call Hank Bauer. I'm sure he knows. Mikey Show. Hello. Turn your radio down if you're calling in. See, this person has their radio turned up. So they don't know that I've answered the phone. They'll know in eight seconds. But by that time, they'll have fallen off the bowl. It won't matter. Hello, can you hear me? Okay, well, there it is. Let's see if he figures it out. Mikey Show. Hey. Yeah. Okay, so I was listening and hearing about the Little League thing when the guy shot the other guy. Right. Pop Warner in the football. And then the Pop Warner game. Okay. And then right after that, you talk about the dog that saves the baby. And it's got my head in a pretzel as to why humanity is like this. Why is there more humanity from an animal that will save a baby? Yeah.

4:29:30It's got a good point. This is crazy. Dude. What's happening to the world? It's true. Well, it's been happening for a while, but I agree with you. Got more humanity from a dog. Well, and I think because one thing, unfortunately, happens all the time. People are shot all the time in tragic accidents, whereas a dog saving a newborn is something kind of rare, you know? And so that's... It's all about instinct. This is true. And dogs have it. You wouldn't understand. Dogs and giraffes. Something that you wouldn't understand about. Yes. The dog having an instinct. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you. Mikey Show. Yeah, I wanted to ask Eddie if he has played Madden 09 yet. Eddie, have you? I have not. Have you played it, dude? PS2 is not really. Oh, boom. No, no, you got to play it on PS3. It's like watching standard death. It's true. It's like a beta. You mean there's something higher than PS2? Two and a half? The lovely and talented Missy is coming up next. Today on the Nooner, Double Shots. So be listening. See you back here tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show's out.